Tower Gang - Ep 199 - Foreskin in the Game w⧸ Owen Benjamin

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:16.260 I don't hate Jews.

00:00:18.080 I'm critical of them, but I don't hate them.

00:00:20.640 That doesn't mean that I'm anti-Semitic. 0.99

00:00:22.740 You are a Nazi arm bed. 0.99

00:00:25.060 That doesn't make me a hater. 1.00

00:00:26.780 Whoever said you have to be white to be a national socialist, you don't have to be white.

00:00:30.160 It could be anybody. 0.97

00:00:31.920 You know six million Jews are killed.

00:00:33.940 I have no comment on that. 1.00

00:00:35.980 This is retarded. 1.00

00:00:36.800 This is retarded. 1.00

00:00:37.740 This is retarded. 1.00

00:00:38.600 It's how we get Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:40.920 He's retarded. 1.00

00:00:41.440 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:45.640 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94

00:00:47.540 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:49.300 Yes.

00:00:49.580 Right. 0.68

00:00:51.880 I've been replying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.85

00:00:57.380 But it would be so cool.

00:00:58.440 And I'm like, hold, you and your down...

00:01:00.820 What you're doing with your mom. 1.00

00:01:05.480 He just had a dick in her. 1.00

00:01:09.820 Why are we talking about f*** on this show? 1.00

00:01:14.100 Whoa. 0.99

00:01:16.360 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:18.660 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:23.040 Start.

00:01:24.440 Whoa, with the feet. 1.00

00:01:25.700 Skip the pussy. 1.00

00:01:26.920 Skip it. 1.00

00:01:27.560 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:29.120 This is what we call it.

00:01:30.040 Laughter.

00:01:40.780 When we were born, it's the first thing we learned how to do.

00:01:45.420 But it's also the first thing some forget.

00:01:48.420 What would a world look like without laughter?

00:01:50.420 Does anybody remember laughter?

00:01:52.920 No, no.

00:01:53.880 No, you cannot joke about that.

00:01:55.960 Yeah, that's not funny.

00:01:57.260 Oh, Dad.

00:01:58.380 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show.

00:02:00.800 That's not funny.

00:02:01.820 We're finally going back to where we belong.

00:02:05.300 The Coliseum.

00:02:06.240 Tonight, this tent is our arena.

00:02:09.500 And our fighter in the culture war to bring back real comedy is backstage.

00:02:15.040 We drove in not in horse and chariot, but in trucks, SUVs, and trailers.

00:02:19.520 And these roads were not paved with stone, but with dirt and gravel.

00:02:24.300 And the noise afterwards, it rises.

00:02:27.120 It rises up like a storm.

00:02:33.280 Bears, bring the thunder.

00:02:36.240 And listen to me.

00:02:41.440 Learn from me.

00:02:43.080 I wasn't the best because I killed quickly.

00:02:46.980 I was the best because the crowd loved me.

00:02:51.420 Win the crowd.

00:02:53.700 And you'll win your freedom.

00:02:56.200 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Owen Benjamin.

00:03:06.240 I feel like that was a perfect intro, so I'm not even going to do intros.

00:03:10.660 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:03:11.860 That was sick, dude.

00:03:12.660 Yeah.

00:03:12.980 I was like, what am I about to watch?

00:03:14.520 Yeah, I was so confused.

00:03:15.440 I was like, oh, we have an extra thing.

00:03:17.100 That's awesome. 0.83

00:03:17.880 I'm like, oh, I'm watching myself all that sucks.

00:03:20.600 I feel like Owen was like, I feel like there was going to be a fight to the death after that promo. 1.00

00:03:24.600 It was like all this shit. 0.98

00:03:26.460 And then we're like, no, I'm just going to do some stand-up comedy. 0.99

00:03:28.800 It's really good, though.

00:03:30.260 Because humor is what matters, man.

00:03:31.960 It gets me so pumped that, you know, win the crowd, win your freedom.

00:03:35.180 I'm just like, ah!

00:03:36.120 I'm just out there like, so what's the deal with airplane food?

00:03:44.020 Dude, is that like the one suit you own?

00:03:46.900 Because I feel like you're out on the farm and it's a really nice suit.

00:03:51.680 You look really nice.

00:03:52.520 But usually, you're just looking like you're on the farm and then you come out with a super nice suit.

00:03:58.040 I wasn't expecting it.

00:03:59.260 I feel like Cole has started off the show by insulting Owen.

00:04:02.860 The backhanded compliment.

00:04:04.680 Yeah, I'm totally in a mood of teaching.

00:04:07.520 So there's something called a closet, right?

00:04:09.560 Where you can keep many different clothing options and they just hang there for whenever you need them.

00:04:16.160 So there's suits there.

00:04:17.580 Oh, yeah.

00:04:17.920 And you can have multiple suits and they just sit there and then you have, you know, other clothes and you wear them based on what you're doing.

00:04:23.560 But I would imagine that you have to have your suits, like, handcrafted.

00:04:29.560 They can't sell suits for a man your size, right?

00:04:31.900 No.

00:04:32.460 6'8 gentlemen, yeah.

00:04:34.240 No, not since the Nephilim were in prison. 0.97

00:04:38.640 I mean, one of my listeners, Taylor Bear, made last year's suit and this year he made me a denim outfit that I could not pull off.

00:04:45.540 So I used a different suit.

00:04:47.500 I mean, I'm pretty proportional.

00:04:48.940 So even at 6'8 I can get suits.

00:04:51.080 It just requires a lot of driving.

00:04:54.900 Did everybody get a chance to watch the Harris interview?

00:04:57.860 No.

00:04:58.100 The Kamala Harris interview?

00:04:59.560 Was it god awful?

00:05:00.200 We don't watch politics anymore.

00:05:02.060 What a weird...

00:05:02.440 Okay, okay.

00:05:03.120 Weird...

00:05:03.400 No, that's fine.

00:05:03.940 I just...

00:05:04.520 Because we can't riff on it if you guys didn't watch it.

00:05:06.900 So never mind.

00:05:07.500 Yeah.

00:05:07.700 Honestly.

00:05:08.080 No, I know you say it was politics.

00:05:09.920 If you riff on it, it's always the same thing.

00:05:11.460 So I mean, I feel like I could watch it.

00:05:14.220 Let me guess.

00:05:15.120 I feel like I could guess, probably.

00:05:16.500 Let me replicate it.

00:05:18.080 All right.

00:05:18.340 How about you guys guess and I'll tell you if it's right or not.

00:05:20.580 I'll tell you what happened.

00:05:21.440 It was awful.

00:05:21.820 Someone asked her a question.

00:05:23.260 She didn't answer it.

00:05:25.540 She did a lot of hand motions and said, you know what I mean.

00:05:29.040 Yeah.

00:05:29.600 She got interviewed by Fox this time around.

00:05:31.400 So I bet she got flustered a couple of times with like some righteous indignation. 0.99

00:05:35.500 You nailed it.

00:05:36.180 Oh my God.

00:05:36.460 But she also used a Jamaican Indian accent that was slightly like, but it didn't make sense

00:05:42.980 of where she put it in.

00:05:43.880 It depends on the audience.

00:05:44.700 I'm not surprised.

00:05:45.500 Cole's the only one that got it wrong so far. 0.99

00:05:47.220 Damn. 0.98

00:05:47.820 I think Tui was talking about how I have a new special at OwenBenjamin.com called Must 0.99

00:05:53.060 Be Nice. 1.00

00:05:53.520 And then she sucked the guy's dick. 1.00

00:05:59.200 You said it actually did happen. 1.00

00:06:01.300 Dude, how funny is it that she sucked the guy's dick named Willie Brown who had a brown 1.00

00:06:06.020 Willie? 1.00

00:06:06.340 It's the perfect like thing.

00:06:11.500 And then like that launcher.

00:06:12.860 Well, the funniest part is that you can find this.

00:06:14.460 Isn't that just the universe winking at you there?

00:06:16.140 Yes.

00:06:16.900 It's like Magic Johnson.

00:06:18.540 Yeah.

00:06:18.860 Well, you can find the pictures of, isn't it?

00:06:20.620 Who's the rapper she was like the, that she was on his arm like early back in the 2000s. 0.99

00:06:27.360 There's like those pictures of her with like some rapper. 1.00

00:06:30.260 I think you're just racist. 0.88

00:06:34.240 I think you're racist and you're referencing Montel Williams. 0.97

00:06:37.640 Montel Williams.

00:06:38.780 Okay.

00:06:39.300 Yes.

00:06:39.680 I am.

00:06:40.700 Is he not a rapper?

00:06:42.560 No.

00:06:43.300 I thought that's what they all do.

00:06:44.720 He was a talk show host.

00:06:46.800 He never like did a couple of rhymes on the show.

00:06:49.160 Never just busted down a few.

00:06:51.220 This is like the age difference is glaring here because everybody knows Montel.

00:06:55.200 You stood home sick. 1.00

00:06:56.240 You watch Montel Williams and fucking. 1.00

00:06:58.540 I'm kind of surprised he didn't now that I think about it. 0.99

00:07:00.620 Like I feel like he could have pulled off an album like it won, you know?

00:07:04.240 Tell me, tell me that doesn't look like a rapper.

00:07:06.040 That does not look like a talk show host.

00:07:07.740 That's a rapper.

00:07:08.520 Like that's.

00:07:10.220 It's not a talk show host. 0.99

00:07:11.420 What the fuck were we doing in the 90s? 0.99

00:07:13.240 Like you let that guy have a show? 0.99

00:07:14.760 I used to get him.

00:07:15.220 I never watched that show.

00:07:16.480 I mean, I don't, I have no memory of Montel at all.

00:07:19.940 Me either.

00:07:20.540 Really?

00:07:21.100 I don't think I've ever watched it.

00:07:23.420 Donahue crushed.

00:07:24.300 I mean, he had like white hair since he was like 25.

00:07:27.420 Remember that guy?

00:07:27.960 I think we can Mandela affect Montel Williams like out of the public consciousness.

00:07:33.580 We can, we can probably convince a bunch of people they've never seen him before.

00:07:36.740 Like they've never seen his show, but they know who he is.

00:07:39.040 Yeah, the truthers will get mad at you if you don't agree with them that he never existed. 0.98

00:07:43.660 They'll be like, you're a fat bro. 1.00

00:07:44.920 You're a gay fat Jew. 1.00

00:07:46.160 Like he was just constructed for backstory for Kamala. 1.00

00:07:51.360 That's funny.

00:07:53.560 Owen, do you think, do you think people get their names?

00:07:56.060 Because like you do a lot of like the weird name play.

00:07:58.380 You think that they get their names like in advance or are they, are they used because of these names? 0.99

00:08:03.780 Bernie Madoff, this kind of shit. 0.99

00:08:05.200 Like did you have to have this? 1.00

00:08:08.000 Degenerate.

00:08:08.560 Yeah, there's tons of them. 0.97

00:08:09.580 Like the first gay on TV was named literally degenerate. 0.59

00:08:13.800 But that's, that's like hilarious. 0.88

00:08:15.460 There's so many of them too.

00:08:17.480 I mean, remember Anthony Weiner? 1.00

00:08:20.600 He literally got caught sitting in his dick too. 1.00

00:08:24.300 Multiple, multiple times. 1.00

00:08:25.700 Multiple times.

00:08:26.340 Yeah, like even the Epstein girl was named Virginia Roberts, like virgin Robert.

00:08:32.320 And then there was a, remember with George Floyd, it was a, his teacher was named Wainel Sexton.

00:08:38.540 No.

00:08:40.300 I obsessed about it for months, months.

00:08:44.320 It was, it was, it was Wainel, which is not a valid name at all.

00:08:48.320 It was a white woman who taught George Floyd and, and she had kept all of his homework where he had drawn that he wanted to be a judge. 0.53

00:08:57.500 Yeah.

00:08:58.380 No, he didn't.

00:09:00.440 Yeah.

00:09:01.180 No, that was like a story for like a week. 1.00

00:09:03.520 And her name was Wainel Sexton, like anal sex. 1.00

00:09:06.920 And she had, she kept the homework of a random black kid for 30 years. 1.00

00:09:12.520 I can't believe this nigga actually did his work. 1.00

00:09:16.500 Tyler, I need you to pull that up immediately.

00:09:18.820 Wainel Sexton.

00:09:20.220 Look up Wainel Sexton.

00:09:21.520 Don't Google that name.

00:09:24.900 No, it's a whole, and then I found her on Facebook.

00:09:27.640 It, you know, it's doesn't really, I mean, it doesn't exist as a person.

00:09:31.920 It's just like, uh, it's funny.

00:09:33.940 It's to the point where I, I just enjoy it.

00:09:36.120 And I just try and make a good comedy.

00:09:38.080 Is that just like CIA, like creating backstory to fill in some gaps somewhere?

00:09:43.540 There is no way he had that.

00:09:44.940 That is really nice handwriting.

00:09:46.900 I mean, zero chance he wrote that.

00:09:49.000 I do not believe a second that he wrote that.

00:09:51.300 What teacher would keep anyone's homework?

00:09:54.620 Like no teacher would ever keep homework. 0.99

00:09:56.840 Like that's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:09:58.800 Is that a casket that he drew? 1.00

00:10:00.020 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00

00:10:00.480 We got to read that, that, uh, fucking note. 1.00

00:10:02.500 What the fuck? 1.00

00:10:03.960 This is wild, dude. 1.00

00:10:05.200 It's future famous American. 1.00

00:10:06.520 It said something about robbing shit. 0.99

00:10:07.860 He really was a future famous American. 0.99

00:10:09.100 I want to be a team or a question.

00:10:12.940 Who people say, your honor, he did rob the bank.

00:10:15.960 I will say, be settled.

00:10:18.160 And he, I will be the man to take him out.

00:10:22.420 And I will, my hammer on the desk.

00:10:24.940 And every baby will be quiet.

00:10:29.980 This is amazing.

00:10:31.700 I didn't, I never knew this.

00:10:32.820 I'm so like, I know, no.

00:10:34.420 This is from the GED program.

00:10:35.960 That picture on the right, like literally looks like he's coming up out of a casket.

00:10:39.660 And I'm sending to heaven.

00:10:40.900 I'm not happy about this though.

00:10:42.200 I'm not happy about this because this makes me feel like my life is a joke. 0.95

00:10:46.200 Like all the shit that I do is just kind of like a joke. 0.93

00:10:49.140 If this is real, everyone else, you guys think this is funny? 0.99

00:10:51.900 This is not like real.

00:10:52.900 I feel insulted by some, somebody somewhere that they think that, that I believe that she

00:10:57.880 kept that for that long.

00:10:58.960 Like someone's making up something.

00:11:00.520 At least that's, that's how it feels to me.

00:11:02.020 What if, what if it's true?

00:11:03.920 Like what if the world's just like really hilarious?

00:11:06.780 Yeah.

00:11:07.000 It's the creator of this simulation, man.

00:11:09.700 It's all a joke.

00:11:10.720 God has a funny bone.

00:11:12.060 No, God is super funny.

00:11:13.300 I mean, it really is true.

00:11:14.440 Also, Owen, you're looking good, bro.

00:11:15.720 Happy for you.

00:11:16.340 Thanks, Damien Maddox.

00:11:17.740 That guy gets it.

00:11:19.520 Give me money.

00:11:20.020 Just give me his money.

00:11:20.980 Please don't, Rumble Chat, please don't flirt with a guest.

00:11:23.640 Thank you.

00:11:25.020 We're going to do it.

00:11:26.020 We're going to give us money, though.

00:11:26.760 Working out a lot, eating oranges. 1.00

00:11:31.780 Why would you name your fucking kid Wainel? 1.00

00:11:35.280 And it's a woman. 1.00

00:11:36.780 It's a woman.

00:11:38.540 Wainel?

00:11:39.180 Wainel, maybe?

00:11:40.980 I don't know.

00:11:41.400 I have no idea.

00:11:42.260 I looked through, I researched this for weeks.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, I'm not surprised.

00:11:47.220 Like how many Wainels are there? 0.97

00:11:48.800 I can't remember what it was.

00:11:50.180 I mean, like, baby name rank, name rank Wainel.

00:11:56.060 It's like you're dead set on naming your baby son, Wain. 0.99

00:12:00.840 And then at the last second, you find out it's a girl, and you're just like, fuck it. 1.00

00:12:03.540 You're like, not changing it. 1.00

00:12:04.760 Wainel it is.

00:12:05.400 I don't think there's any.

00:12:07.140 How many Wainels in America? 0.91

00:12:11.020 I just Googled it, and I'm not getting any.

00:12:13.140 I'm getting Wains.

00:12:14.260 People that are Wain. 0.99

00:12:15.040 They're like, did you mean Wain?

00:12:16.560 No, Wainel. 0.86

00:12:17.120 I was looking up Niles.

00:12:18.940 Because you guys know about Kelsey Grammer, like his murderous history.

00:12:23.660 No, I know who he is.

00:12:24.640 I don't know who he is.

00:12:25.200 You guys should not miss the live streams, because this is what I ladle.

00:12:30.480 But his father was murdered, his sister was raped and murdered, and both of his brothers died mysteriously drowning.

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00:12:50.500 Hashtag make a play.

00:12:51.880 And so, of course, I'm intrigued.

00:12:55.200 And so his dad was murdered.

00:12:57.080 He's from like a virgin island, like one of those islands, and it was in a racial upheaval time.

00:13:03.460 This is the claim.

00:13:04.260 Who knows?

00:13:05.260 And so a guy killed him with the last name Niles, and then his sister was allegedly raped and murdered by a gentleman named Freddy, who looks like he's a total patsy to me.

00:13:15.320 It's like, like I looked at the whole thing.

00:13:19.440 I think Wainel's still banned in some states.

00:13:21.100 Yeah, Wainel's banned in some states.

00:13:22.920 So then you watch Frazier and his brother's name Niles, and his dog or son, depending on the show, is named Freddy.

00:13:31.040 So he named his brother in Frazier after the guy who murdered his dad.

00:13:37.060 And so I'm like, is Niles even a name?

00:13:40.100 And there's like almost no Niles, just like Wainel.

00:13:44.080 Do you think that he's like trying to tell the world that he killed his family?

00:13:49.640 I don't know.

00:13:50.420 I mean, I don't think he killed his dad, but his sister is, that one's weird, man.

00:13:55.360 Because when the cops came to his house, his first reaction was that they were there to arrest him.

00:13:59.860 He was young, and then he said that it was because he was driving without a license.

00:14:05.180 And like her mangled body hadn't been found for a little bit, and there was like no witnesses or anything.

00:14:10.820 But they did get a black teen to admit.

00:14:14.760 And then, so it says that she was killed by a serial killer, just like Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend.

00:14:19.720 Oh, yeah.

00:14:20.280 And I'm not making any claims.

00:14:22.500 I just think it's bizarre.

00:14:24.060 It's just very interesting.

00:14:25.260 How do you feel about that, man?

00:14:26.520 You know how Tom Segura ruined Garth Brooks' life by saying where the bodies are buried?

00:14:32.780 Yes.

00:14:33.500 I feel like Owen Benjamin is doing that right now.

00:14:36.640 What did he do to Garth Brooks?

00:14:38.280 I don't know.

00:14:38.760 Oh, this is great.

00:14:40.400 So have you ever looked at, have you ever like watched any of Garth Brooks?

00:14:43.840 Not just his music, but like any of the stuff he does outside of music.

00:14:46.500 Have you ever cross-referenced his tour dates with Zodiac Killer occurrences?

00:14:49.580 Well, if you watch anything, any type of like, like any type of promo he does, anything, he

00:14:57.780 seems like super weird, like, like really like serial killer-y.

00:15:03.180 And so they made this like story up that he like was kidnapping kids and hiding the bodies.

00:15:08.780 And it got to the point where everybody would go to his social media and if he opened up

00:15:13.340 any, like any promo he did on social media, there'd be 900 comments of like, where's the

00:15:17.860 bodies, Garth?

00:15:18.740 Please release them.

00:15:19.680 The families are like really sad.

00:15:21.840 And Tom Segura did that?

00:15:23.680 Yes.

00:15:24.540 Yeah.

00:15:24.820 Dude, I might mean that Tom Segura is a serial killer because I feel like that's how, that's

00:15:29.080 how you hide it.

00:15:30.200 That's well.

00:15:31.040 Just accuse everybody else of what you do.

00:15:32.740 Misdirection.

00:15:33.640 And by the way, Kelsey Grammer also is the voice of Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons and he's

00:15:37.480 also trying to murder it.

00:15:38.660 Yeah. 0.84

00:15:40.000 Yeah.

00:15:40.420 And he's also been in like crazy legal problems.

00:15:43.740 His babysitter accused him of rape, like underage babysitter accuses him of rape. 0.97

00:15:47.920 He apparently had like videos of him fucking stolen out of his house and he had to settle 0.99

00:15:52.820 with some company. 0.94

00:15:54.200 I mean, you know, it's just, I'm not, I'm not pointing any fingers.

00:15:58.200 I just like to figure things out.

00:15:59.520 Like, what does that mean?

00:16:00.820 It's weird because I always thought he wasn't cool, but like now, yeah, he seems like he's

00:16:06.100 kind of cool. 0.91

00:16:06.620 He's a boring British prick, but yeah, you're describing a man of mystery. 0.99

00:16:10.320 This dude is fucking awesome. 1.00

00:16:12.180 He's out there swinging by the red light district, often little, often, you know, fucking 14 year 1.00

00:16:16.220 old boys, you know, just having the time of his life. 0.99

00:16:19.620 You don't know like what comes first.

00:16:21.220 People are like, oh, they had to do a sacrifice.

00:16:23.120 I'm like, or something horrible happens in your life and that trauma gives you the ability

00:16:28.300 to kind of detach and be awesome at acting.

00:16:31.740 So I don't know what, you know, that, that is true.

00:16:34.300 You can put on a face, you can just put on a face, literally and figuratively.

00:16:38.740 It's natural trauma-based, you know, mind control, which, which like can make you really 1.00

00:16:44.500 good at shit. 1.00

00:16:45.260 That's why they torture their kids. 1.00

00:16:48.320 Oh, and did you ever cross paths with Joaquin Phoenix?

00:16:51.720 Ooh.

00:16:52.220 No.

00:16:53.460 Okay.

00:16:54.560 I'm just curious because.

00:16:57.000 I was on Punk'd.

00:16:58.240 He used to be in my ear.

00:16:58.920 Oh, that's right.

00:16:59.660 Do you think, did you get any weird vibes from Ashton? 1.00

00:17:01.480 You think he's a fucking murderer? 1.00

00:17:03.320 No, I feel like he goes along with shit. 1.00

00:17:05.480 I think he's a weirdo, but no, I just think he's more just like the guy that knows shit 1.00

00:17:10.800 and is like helping buddies is my opinion. 0.99

00:17:13.160 Because his best friend going to prison for life for like serial drugging rapes, it's

00:17:19.360 like, uh, and that was the only, that was the person he called allegedly when he found

00:17:23.820 his dead girlfriend and didn't open the door.

00:17:26.060 You guys know that story, right?

00:17:27.640 Danny Masterson.

00:17:28.520 Yeah.

00:17:28.700 Danny Masterson.

00:17:29.640 Yeah.

00:17:29.820 And then he's like in charge of like, uh, a world organization to, uh, find, you know, 0.50

00:17:36.880 pornos, like child pornos. 0.88

00:17:39.120 Oh, that's right. 0.97

00:17:40.020 Oh, and, and Danny Masterson is like what friends with the new singer of Lincoln park

00:17:44.640 and the previous singer of Lincoln park probably was murdered because he was looking into pedophile

00:17:50.360 rings.

00:17:51.060 Yeah. 0.98

00:17:51.540 So if you're a pedophile, like what would you, you'd be like, okay, I'm going to get all 0.99

00:17:55.280 the child porn and make it seem like I'm the good guy and make money doing it. 0.99

00:17:58.980 And so it was like, cause when he was testifying, he's like, I saw a child being raped and I 0.90

00:18:06.200 will, I will never get that out of my mind.

00:18:08.720 And that they showed me for an investigation.

00:18:10.720 I'm like, no, they didn't like no FBI guy would be like, Hey, random actor. 0.99

00:18:15.200 You want to see fucking evidence to a child rape? 1.00

00:18:18.300 You want to watch some porn? 1.00

00:18:19.860 Let me get your professional opinion. 0.99

00:18:22.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:22.640 Like that's show a civilian, uh, child rape porn. 0.97

00:18:27.080 That's like an active investigation. 0.98

00:18:29.080 Like that's so wildly illegal that I'm just like, what the hell is this?

00:18:33.800 You know, shouldn't whoever's responsible for getting that, that information off the 0.54

00:18:38.080 internet, shouldn't, shouldn't we just be hiring the pedophiles to handle that? 0.94

00:18:41.700 So we don't have to like break the brains of normal people. 0.79

00:18:45.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:45.580 I know the people that was, but masturbating at work is frowned upon. 1.00

00:18:52.160 I've had listeners that have been the cops that have had to watch that shit. 1.00

00:18:55.340 And they're like, that's why they're just like, man, I love your comedy. 1.00

00:18:58.620 I was so fucking depressed.

00:19:00.200 Cause it really does like make it horrible. 0.97

00:19:02.480 And so they want to see someone that like a lot of them were saying that, um, they like

00:19:06.940 seeing me.

00:19:07.500 Oh, and you realize that means that means that your fans were listening to you while 0.70

00:19:11.940 looking at child porn for hours on hours, on hours, just like, I mean, but they're 0.96

00:19:16.880 making a rat someone, someone does it. 1.00

00:19:18.780 I mean, they make a rat it's fucked up though. 0.98

00:19:22.940 Then the same thing happened with like, uh, because I remember like seeing some 0.98

00:19:25.720 articles about like the content moderators on big social media platforms, like

00:19:29.360 Facebook and Twitter and Instagram, the same thing happened to them because they

00:19:32.280 would just, they would have to watch like straight up child pornography all the

00:19:36.480 time, like all day or like, I'll do, you know, that's, you know, that's why Ian 0.99

00:19:41.400 Crossland's all fucked up. 0.97

00:19:42.660 Cause he was responsible for that at that. 0.99

00:19:45.540 What's the name of the app?

00:19:47.480 No, uh, at mines, he was responsible for moderation at mines and it totally

00:19:53.480 destroyed his brain.

00:19:54.820 I don't, for me, I don't feel like AI could do that job now.

00:19:59.800 No AI, but AI just sorts it.

00:20:01.400 And then it's like a further review.

00:20:03.480 It has to give it to the people.

00:20:04.600 But then when the AI gets smarter, it just becomes a super intelligent 0.99

00:20:07.500 pedophile and that's fucking dangerous. 1.00

00:20:09.600 Wow. 1.00

00:20:10.400 It's just a really smart Jew.

00:20:13.260 Yeah.

00:20:14.580 Elon robots for that.

00:20:17.380 Should I be concerned by the way that I basically always have a stash of olive oil

00:20:22.280 from Ellen DeGeneres' olive grove?

00:20:25.460 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:20:26.300 What are you talking about?

00:20:28.360 Wait, wait, wait.

00:20:29.880 Toad, what are you talking about?

00:20:31.860 What are you talking about?

00:20:32.040 Yeah, what?

00:20:32.480 Explain yourself.

00:20:34.600 That made no sense.

00:20:35.700 Haven't I?

00:20:36.140 I've mentioned this on the show, haven't I?

00:20:38.780 Hey, Toad, why do you have Ellen's olive oil?

00:20:41.440 Why would you have ever told us this?

00:20:43.220 And why would you have brought this up at all?

00:20:44.520 Just continue.

00:20:45.100 Just actually talk it.

00:20:46.380 Let him cook.

00:20:48.200 I don't know.

00:20:48.900 Well, you're going to like cook with the oil.

00:20:51.020 The oil is better for like dipping in, man. 0.99

00:20:52.700 Shut the fuck up and just say why you have, where do you get this? 1.00

00:20:55.340 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:20:56.720 Is the relevance just because we mentioned Ellen DeGeneres like five minutes ago?

00:21:01.000 Yeah, I've been thinking about it.

00:21:02.840 Okay.

00:21:03.700 I'm kind of getting concerned.

00:21:05.260 No, so my aunt bought Ellen DeGeneres' house in Santa Monica. 1.00

00:21:12.980 She's like friends with her.

00:21:14.320 And there's an olive grove on the property.

00:21:16.900 And she's constantly like harvesting the olives. 0.97

00:21:19.100 And I get like some of the product from that.

00:21:22.540 Wait, wait a second.

00:21:24.500 Hold on.

00:21:25.160 Hold on.

00:21:25.680 Are you making it?

00:21:26.140 You have an aunt that's friends with Ellen DeGeneres? 1.00

00:21:28.840 Wait, wait.

00:21:29.080 You have an aunt that's friends with Ellen DeGeneres? 1.00

00:21:31.760 Yeah, more or less.

00:21:32.760 Yeah.

00:21:33.480 No, I don't believe it.

00:21:34.560 And you just like let that slide. 1.00

00:21:38.700 How does your aunt buy that shit? 1.00

00:21:41.580 Like an olive forest in Santa Monica. 1.00

00:21:44.680 It's expensive. 0.87

00:21:45.220 She's got a shit ton of money. 1.00

00:21:46.540 I don't want to be doxing people here. 0.78

00:21:49.480 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:49.780 No problem.

00:21:50.420 No problem.

00:21:50.760 She and her husband, they have a very lucrative business.

00:21:55.780 Is it just because Owens is selling small children to Ellen DeGeneres?

00:21:59.840 It might actually be.

00:22:01.120 I don't know.

00:22:01.260 Is it because Owens is on that you're nervous that you're talking in a more irritating fashion tonight?

00:22:06.320 But that's something interesting that he said for one time is that his aunt is friends with Ellen DeGeneres.

00:22:12.880 I don't know how to do this information.

00:22:14.300 And then the aunt is living in her house.

00:22:16.980 Is he lying?

00:22:18.340 I believe everything he says.

00:22:19.920 I know you guys don't believe him, but this man can't lie.

00:22:23.300 Look at his face.

00:22:24.040 I think the aunt is lying. 1.00

00:22:25.380 I don't think she's ever pressed an olive in her goddamn life. 0.99

00:22:28.100 No, she hires people to do it. 1.00

00:22:29.740 I think all Toad does is lying.

00:22:31.360 There you go.

00:22:31.420 All Toad does is lying.

00:22:32.020 She hires people. 0.86

00:22:32.680 Well, I hire people to do it too.

00:22:34.020 That's why I buy it at the store. 1.00

00:22:35.200 It's the same fucking thing. 0.99

00:22:36.920 Just outsourcing it. 0.99

00:22:37.800 I hire third world people to press. 1.00

00:22:40.020 Yeah. 0.98

00:22:40.380 So if she just hires people to press her olives, then that's no different than me fucking buying olive oil. 0.98

00:22:46.760 I don't know. 0.95

00:22:47.080 She keeps saying there's something different about the soil in that specific location.

00:22:50.800 I'm not joking.

00:22:51.280 It's the dead bodies.

00:22:51.820 All the dead bodies.

00:22:53.740 I just sell like Subaru and tuna fish.

00:22:56.780 What's amazing.

00:22:57.400 It's a drink of olive oil.

00:22:59.280 I'm going to live forever, man.

00:23:00.560 What's amazing about Toad is that he makes up these stories with really interesting premises, but then there's nothing to it.

00:23:06.420 There's no punch or anything.

00:23:08.060 He's just like my rich aunt bought Ellen's house.

00:23:10.680 And that's it.

00:23:11.180 Yeah, it's just true.

00:23:11.760 He's just like hoping it's something we can riff off of.

00:23:13.900 He's just throwing an absurd idea out there every now and then.

00:23:16.400 He was right, though.

00:23:18.080 He's the...

00:23:18.760 We had a couple of good jokes.

00:23:21.060 That's true.

00:23:21.540 That's true.

00:23:22.060 He's the idea wheel.

00:23:23.880 It's just something pops up.

00:23:25.800 His life is just a tabloid.

00:23:27.760 Like, it's all like there's like it's the headlines and then there's no article underneath it.

00:23:32.780 Like, it's just he just says headlines.

00:23:34.800 It's like a Mad Libs like, oh, did I tell you before that this, this, this, this.

00:23:39.740 You know, Phil, why could you go?

00:23:40.680 Listen, why were we on the subject?

00:23:41.160 I wasn't going to talk about this. 0.96

00:23:43.020 You know, like my foot has a mole and it's gay. 1.00

00:23:47.780 He's actually said that before. 0.99

00:23:49.500 That's crazy.

00:23:50.760 Yeah.

00:23:51.380 We have to like come up with a joke for it.

00:23:53.660 We have to bail him out.

00:23:55.800 I like Apple type of marijuana.

00:23:57.760 He said that too.

00:24:01.300 Does he say that?

00:24:02.240 He likes apples and bananas. 0.96

00:24:03.260 That's the classic retard line. 1.00

00:24:06.480 I like apples and bananas.

00:24:09.280 Wasn't that a song that you sang back in the day?

00:24:12.260 None of you else?

00:24:12.620 I like apples and bananas.

00:24:14.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:14.660 You taste the vowel.

00:24:15.820 Yeah.

00:24:16.280 I sing it with my son like every day.

00:24:18.340 Aples and bananas.

00:24:19.760 Yeah.

00:24:20.320 Yeah.

00:24:20.740 It gets big laughs.

00:24:21.820 Aples and bananas.

00:24:23.200 It's one reason why my special is clean this year.

00:24:25.460 I think it's because I hang out with kids all the time.

00:24:27.760 Like all my jokes are just like bananas.

00:24:31.500 I'm starting to find it funny.

00:24:33.080 I'm just like, I think like little kids are so funny to me now.

00:24:36.580 They make me laugh more than like.

00:24:38.700 If you could use that QR code, leave that QR code up for the rest of the episode.

00:24:43.140 That'd be great.

00:24:43.580 Honestly, I'm just flirting with the idea.

00:24:46.100 Enjoy it because I am the hardest.

00:24:49.400 I feel like I'm going to get water ballooned by you guys.

00:24:51.400 That's funny.

00:24:52.020 I just noticed it's covering my candy.

00:24:56.620 Top, what were you trying to bring up?

00:24:58.200 You wanted to bring up something?

00:24:59.080 I was going to know because we're on like this weird celebrity conspiracy and I wasn't going to talk about it here because you guys always jump. 0.99

00:25:03.540 Oh, that was fucked up. 0.83

00:25:04.780 You guys always jump on me whenever we bring up conspiracy, but I've been really looking into Stevie Wonder. 0.99

00:25:11.060 I like his music.

00:25:12.300 I love a lot of his songs.

00:25:13.160 You don't think he's blind?

00:25:14.220 Oh, then they get any blind.

00:25:15.000 I used to say it as like a joke, but now I'm like almost convinced.

00:25:18.400 I'm like, I've seen too many videos of this guy reacting, just being suspicious.

00:25:21.880 Stu Peters posted like a montage of famous people acknowledging it.

00:25:25.900 So I think you might be right.

00:25:27.380 I'm not even sure this is a conspiracy.

00:25:28.120 You want to do a quick bit about Stevie Wonder?

00:25:30.200 So I'm going to say my name, Stevie Wonder, and top, say a full name, please.

00:25:35.320 Okay, ready?

00:25:36.100 My name is Stevie Wonder.

00:25:38.000 Full name, please.

00:25:39.620 Oh, sorry.

00:25:40.200 Steven Wonderful. 1.00

00:25:41.260 That's stupid. 1.00

00:25:47.840 That's the type of shit I think is funny now. 1.00

00:25:50.640 My full name is Steven Wonderful, but I go by Stevie Wonder. 0.99

00:25:55.380 Steven Wonderful is Crowder's stage name, by the way.

00:25:58.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:00.020 Oh, did you see he did The Bachelor recently or some shit, didn't he? 0.98

00:26:03.540 Isn't that what Crowder was doing? 0.99

00:26:04.880 Or some hubbub about some dude who's cross-dressing.

00:26:08.300 You were sharing that tweet earlier, Top.

00:26:10.260 You know what I'm talking about.

00:26:10.900 You were saying that you should put on Crowder's face on this guy, is what you said.

00:26:15.800 Yeah, this was something I was intending to be trained.

00:26:17.480 I mean, there is a video of Stevie Wonder catching a mic stand during a show.

00:26:24.240 Yeah.

00:26:25.680 Like someone threw it at him and he just, or like it fell and he just.

00:26:28.560 They're like singing and it starts falling and he grabs it. 1.00

00:26:32.480 You fucking daredevils. 1.00

00:26:33.660 Somebody's blind, you gotta tell if they're lying or not. 1.00

00:26:35.780 Throw shit at their face. 1.00

00:26:36.980 He was just at MSG and he's looking at the Jumbotron. 1.00

00:26:39.860 He has glasses on, but he's looking at the Jumbotron as they announce his name. 0.99

00:26:43.960 I'm like, what the fuck are you looking at? 0.98

00:26:45.180 Why are you looking right at the screen? 0.99

00:26:47.160 I don't know, dude.

00:26:47.740 It's such an obvious move.

00:26:49.620 Like imagine a grabber being like, listen, kid, you're good at the piano, but if you're 0.99

00:26:52.960 fucking blind, you'll be like the headliner everywhere. 0.98

00:26:55.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:56.020 And so it's like, just do this.

00:26:57.700 Dude, obviously I think that's totally possible. 0.89

00:27:00.660 It's like to sell, to sell the public on a miracle versus just another black guy with 1.00

00:27:06.640 a piano.

00:27:08.160 Watch this.

00:27:08.780 Here we go.

00:27:09.580 He does over-exaggerate the eye thing, doesn't he?

00:27:15.240 Paul McCartney putting him to the test, man.

00:27:17.220 Do you think this happens a lot in Hollywood slash like the music where they were like, 0.61

00:27:21.000 Hey, Freddie, I understand like you have amazing voice, but you're not gay with AIDS. 0.89

00:27:24.720 And he was like, I can change that right now.

00:27:26.680 I mean, let's just, let's just consider it for a sec.

00:27:30.660 Do you think that like percentage wise, is it possible to have two black music superstars

00:27:37.340 that are both blind?

00:27:38.920 Ray Charles and Steven Wonderful.

00:27:41.100 That doesn't seem to make sense.

00:27:42.500 Ray Charles.

00:27:42.900 Ray Charles is definitely blind.

00:27:44.660 It's Raymond Charleston, by the way.

00:27:46.380 Raymond Charleston.

00:27:47.700 My real name is Raymond Charleston Chew. 0.99

00:27:53.320 God damn it. 0.98

00:27:54.620 I mean, those kind of fits. 0.99

00:27:55.820 I mean, it's owenbenjamin.com for the new special.

00:27:58.520 It's independent from Hollywood.

00:27:59.800 It's really high quality.

00:28:00.860 Good times.

00:28:04.020 God, if you can't.

00:28:05.480 Raymond Charleston Chew.

00:28:07.640 Is there, is there another, is there another white singing superstar that's blind? 0.85

00:28:13.020 Maybe Beethoven wasn't deaf.

00:28:16.140 I don't know.

00:28:16.860 Syphilis back then made you deaf. 1.00

00:28:18.660 I think he was fucking deaf. 1.00

00:28:19.700 He had syphilis? 1.00

00:28:23.000 I didn't realize that.

00:28:24.300 I think so.

00:28:25.080 Was he a poon dog? 0.86

00:28:26.660 Was he out there just saying?

00:28:28.300 I don't know.

00:28:28.800 I actually told him to wear a condom.

00:28:30.800 If you're so famous, you can write a song called The Fifth.

00:28:35.460 You get as much as you want.

00:28:37.580 Tiny Tim?

00:28:38.300 What the hell was that?

00:28:39.500 Yeah, what was that all though? 0.75

00:28:40.300 Is Tiny Tim blind?

00:28:41.580 Or is he just saying he's a white superstar?

00:28:43.700 I think it's like a penguin.

00:28:45.080 I think that's what he chose.

00:28:45.980 Ah, that was a nightmare.

00:28:47.940 None of the above.

00:28:48.820 Jesus Christ.

00:28:49.840 Well, like empathy vampires love to be seen as having a victim history or a disease or something. 1.00

00:28:56.940 They love that shit. 1.00

00:28:57.940 And so they lie about it all the time. 1.00

00:28:59.140 Like Steve Renazzisi saying he was in 9-11.

00:29:02.020 Oh, yeah.

00:29:03.100 Remember that?

00:29:03.840 Bert Kreischer's whole life.

00:29:05.640 Whole life.

00:29:06.480 Everything.

00:29:07.680 Everything.

00:29:08.340 He says it's literally a lie. 0.87

00:29:09.740 And then he laughs like an actual dying hippo demon.

00:29:14.680 Isn't it weird that Renazzisi's entire career was basically derailed, but Bert Kreischer made his career off of Deceptions?

00:29:22.160 I think that's fascinating.

00:29:23.740 Yeah, it's branding.

00:29:24.960 I mean, Bert's a drunk guy without a shirt.

00:29:27.380 So people are like, oh, that's okay.

00:29:29.140 But if somebody looks like someone that you would think is trustworthy, then it's way crazier, you know?

00:29:36.160 Yeah.

00:29:36.700 Yeah, Owen, did you see that rap Two Bears One Cave from that kid Crack Amico?

00:29:42.960 Oh, yeah.

00:29:43.420 I heard that on Red Bar.

00:29:44.460 It's hysterical.

00:29:45.580 Dude, Red Bar is super funny.

00:29:47.000 You guys ever watch Red Bar?

00:29:48.860 No.

00:29:49.440 I've heard of it.

00:29:51.100 Dude, that dude is super funny.

00:29:52.980 He's real underground, does his own thing.

00:29:55.900 It's like subscription-based.

00:29:57.000 He's done podcasts since 2004.

00:30:00.140 He makes fun of comedians so well that it's – and he's made fun of me, like, brutally.

00:30:05.880 And I thought it was hilarious because it isn't like the lie, cringe, and block, like, fear-based psychos on, like, the griper types. 0.99

00:30:14.840 He actually does, like, comedy.

00:30:16.960 Like, he's making fun of you in a way that's valid. 0.97

00:30:21.560 And so I like when people do that.

00:30:23.620 And he did it –

00:30:24.420 We were talking about this before about how having in-group jokes is hilarious.

00:30:29.080 And so I'm guessing do – I know comedians, they do the roast, but are they actually in person or, like, do they like to get made fun of?

00:30:37.100 Or are they pretty – like, are a lot of them, like –

00:30:38.460 I think they're good bits. 0.95

00:30:39.320 You know, like, the bit that is more valid about me isn't that I'm a gay Jew trans scammer or whatever. 0.94

00:30:47.040 It's that, like, piano's hacky. 0.98

00:30:49.760 You know, like, when people make fun of me from that, it's fucking hilarious. 0.74

00:30:52.920 They're like – 0.93

00:30:53.460 Nick Swartz once said, Owen Benjamin's going to put a piano under his arm like a crutch.

00:30:59.120 And I was dying laughing.

00:31:00.720 Because it's true. 0.98

00:31:01.260 Like, every time I'm not doing so well, I'm like, this will fucking hijack your mind. 0.96

00:31:06.500 Nick Swartz, he said that? 0.97

00:31:08.740 Yeah.

00:31:09.260 And, dude, we're, like, you know, like, best friends.

00:31:11.300 It wasn't like he was trying to take me down.

00:31:13.100 That's the thing about good comedy isn't to be like, oh, I'm going to ruin you.

00:31:17.660 It's just, like, funny.

00:31:18.900 Or, like, Nick DiPaolo has done some funny jokes.

00:31:22.180 Or if someone makes fun of how I talk, like, like, Katsu Rivera, like, that's super funny.

00:31:28.300 And he's making fun of me harsher than any Groyper. 1.00

00:31:31.580 But the Groyper shit is so fucking – it's, like, retarded. 1.00

00:31:34.580 He's good at it. 1.00

00:31:35.740 He's good at it, though.

00:31:36.740 Yeah.

00:31:37.100 Yeah, I basically talk like a caveman valley girl.

00:31:40.100 And it's funny.

00:31:42.180 It's hard to argue with some of these people.

00:31:44.340 Like, if you're making fun of me directly and, like, actually bringing out something that is true,

00:31:49.260 I'll either find it funny or we'll have something to battle back with.

00:31:51.720 But oftentimes I feel like people just, like, they're making fun of someone.

00:31:55.200 I'm like, I don't even recognize that caricature.

00:31:57.960 And I guess –

00:31:58.320 No, it's because they hate – it's, like, based on envy and hatred. 0.98

00:32:01.880 And so they're just, like, I'm going to fucking say a lie to make everyone hate them 0.99

00:32:05.340 because inside I'm dark. 0.98

00:32:07.400 You know, like, that's not comedy.

00:32:08.780 And that's why Norm Macdonald would say you can't do an impression of someone you hate

00:32:11.960 because you can tell.

00:32:12.760 You know, like, if you hate someone, your impression is just – it's not good.

00:32:18.440 It's not – it's, like, you're not seeing your own shadow. 0.99

00:32:22.040 You're like – like, Alec Baldwin's Trump sucks because he hates them. 0.99

00:32:26.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:26.760 Yep.

00:32:27.520 Will you run a minute of this? 1.00

00:32:28.420 This is actually not a good – playing, cracking me, go shit again. 0.99

00:32:37.980 This is it, man. 0.99

00:32:38.920 This is it.

00:32:48.480 This is it.

00:33:02.480 magically knew who cat really did some raggedy dick quiz careers tragically slipping and that's 0.99

00:33:06.840 why mcafee see you in that dramatically different it's actually fitting your reputation drastically

00:33:11.140 shifted something's burning i think you got too many hacks in the kitchen when i break my foot 1.00

00:33:14.740 off in your ass you're gonna be practically shitting and pissing and wishing that we would 1.00

00:33:18.020 drink your maggoty liquor got a rich lawyer dad you ain't never had to suffer he worked for l ron 1.00

00:33:23.340 hubbard you a scientology baby need i say more every first of all i fucking love that guy because 0.99

00:33:28.640 he was at skank fest performed that live in front of burt christian he's a legit talent by the way 0.93

00:33:36.160 uh what's the other uh shane gillis brought up the fact that his dad was friends with uh with l ron

00:33:42.560 hubbard like on on story wars last week and burt's like burt's like how do you know that and he's like

00:33:48.300 i thought it was just well known he totally got it from the crack that is weird too like here you have

00:33:52.440 like it's like it's the the world is working in a weird way you have this comedic gesture

00:33:56.940 jester over the top like funny fat guy and like his dad's a fed it's like it's all kind of like 0.99

00:34:02.680 put in these like uh what's the guy's name uh fucking in school of rock jack uh jack black 1.00

00:34:09.440 jack black his parents are all feds too are they the fuck is going everybody that is out there i 1.00

00:34:14.560 guess i'm not surprised but yeah how do i bring you guys a song making fun of rogan 0.99

00:34:19.520 can i put it in the studio chat yeah yeah you could you could share your screen

00:34:24.840 yeah you can also share your screen or you can just send the link in the uh the private chat and

00:34:29.200 the time i try feds i'm not sharing my screen

00:34:32.980 i don't know how to do this but it's uh have you guys seen the one making fun of rogan's height that

00:34:39.380 we made years ago it's like probably it's called will pants you guys see will pants how do i send

00:34:48.380 this to you guys like right now if you just send it the the private chat on the right side yeah you

00:34:53.840 can send the link to uh to tyler and he'll bring it up okay i'll get out of us all right like dude you

00:35:00.240 guys are gonna laugh i'm gonna have to post it on twitter first though to get a link did you did you hear

00:35:05.000 that uh rogan might have on kamala and or trump at the end you like i just thought that would be

00:35:11.940 well let me let me give you a spoiler alert on that because after tonight brett what brett bear

00:35:18.240 did to her there is no fucking way she is setting foot in joe rogan's studio there's not a chance 0.97

00:35:22.880 i think that would be it would just be really funny like i would even watch it for like 0.95

00:35:27.440 obviously i don't give a fuck about either of them to like actually vote for them but like just to 0.60

00:35:32.440 see someone squirm just to fall apart might be it would be like it would be like i feel like it'd 0.98

00:35:38.400 be like it'd be like top super bowl because he likes awkward uncomfortable shit like what 0.94

00:35:43.180 happened to biden like that would be the equivalent of her her going under rogan because it's like 1.00

00:35:47.820 that that's perfect like a few hours of just breaking down yeah or they talk dmt and fuck you 0.98

00:35:54.500 know yeah either way it's entertaining yeah i'd just be like dude you're so smart like if you 1.00

00:36:01.560 done dmt and she's like well i like to suck penis and he's like oh oh dude no way he's like 1.00

00:36:07.520 i'm shaped like a penis which fake accent do you think she would put on you ever suck dick while 1.00

00:36:12.640 you're on dmt super crazy america's not more alerted that us like a short and i like rogan like i i 1.00

00:36:20.620 understand the gripe you have with him owen like i don't have any gripes at all swear to god

00:36:24.480 is that true about him putting up a poster of uh your new special okay i'm legit i guess i'm

00:36:32.400 retarded i was like oh that's really nice of him no listen he disrespected you and it was it was 0.82

00:36:42.200 fucked up but like that was that wasn't even a high-end photoshop how did you fall for that cole 1.00

00:36:45.720 yeah i was like i just i just saw i was like all my stories and i just saw on owen's story and i was 0.96

00:36:51.580 like oh that's cool that's my reality that's awesome i have no anger like making fun of him

00:36:57.260 for being short and sucking at stand-up and being flamboyant is not hate it's super funny and if you 0.99

00:37:03.840 listen to that shit his last special wouldn't have been such a fucking abortion you know it's boring 0.99

00:37:08.280 listen what i'm saying is no one is really worried about rogan introduce not just introducing but he's 1.00

00:37:14.900 trying to get you to do psychedelics put you in a dark tank to commune with entities

00:37:19.120 yeah i mean i understand all the other stuff about him but i'm like no one is like no alarm

00:37:24.540 bells going up because of this everyone's just fine so you're fine oh no i ate a pot brownie

00:37:29.580 seven years ago so that's why i'm not allowed on airbnb but look at this here's a loop man

00:37:34.700 yeah

00:37:36.160 dude we made uh anchor guy made this rap listen 1.00

00:37:42.040 i'm pat it with this rap shit roast beef and cabbage coochie on my tiny ass cheeks i'm a savage 0.99

00:37:47.020 going toe to toe with the toe joe rogan height sizes up like a brother ho koken it's little pants in 0.99

00:37:53.080 the pool sealant like a cupola and yeah the champ is here so i better hit some google in my closet

00:37:57.680 lined up with some petite attire my verses so hot they cause you to perspire while tiktok crisis 1.00

00:38:03.300 dancing nurses go viral the bears continue crushing in an upward spiral although the real 0.93

00:38:08.040 ass kick is far from begun it actually looks like it's dead too 0.75

00:38:11.340 so there's never been a better time to bust the rhymes to raise the glass of turp for time 0.86

00:38:16.580 i know i'm just a gnome alone at home to know that you could be your own metronome to a new

00:38:21.540 beat and it goes

00:38:22.700 all right you guys get the idea my favorite part is when i keep saying he's number one 0.94

00:38:27.940 like he's so fucking short it's crazy i like how he walks in a gorilla 0.98

00:38:34.400 yeah that's like perspective though that's perspective i mean for me he'd be a little 0.96

00:38:38.720 shorter for you you're looking like directly at the top of his head that's probably really weird

00:38:42.860 yeah i mean he's probably legit like taller than me he's taller than me

00:38:48.140 owen benjamin ought to be joe rogan's hodor

00:38:50.520 that'd be hilarious dude i would rescue joe rogan from like a flood or something like not only do i not 0.96

00:38:58.440 hate the guy put him on your shoulders like a kid i've went on and on about all this shit he did 0.97

00:39:04.840 first and was so good for a lot of industries like i balance the shit out it's just if he's 0.99

00:39:10.320 gonna say i lost my mind and ran to the wilderness and all this shit when i'm getting kicked off all 0.85

00:39:15.640 the social media i'm like okay well i'm gonna make fun of you and uh my special is better than 0.94

00:39:21.120 his owenbenjamin.com it's called must be nice there's there's no way he's five nine because

00:39:26.000 no he's 3.3 inches tall you know how much that hurts you know how much that hurts in life when

00:39:31.500 you see someone like referring someone's like five eight five nine like must be a little bit

00:39:35.220 hard for them being on the shorter side you're like you're like do you have any idea how many

00:39:40.960 infants i would drown to be five foot eight yeah but if someone called me shrek or whatever the

00:39:47.320 i don't care at all i laugh that's that's how you like know if someone's crazy or not you know

00:39:52.360 that's more accurate he's not five seven though i think he's i know i think he's five six five seven

00:39:56.800 but he's like the average height of tower he is to me what i am to ian carroll or to owen for that

00:40:02.980 matter where like top of my head goes to ian carroll's chin then rogan's head goes to the to my

00:40:08.860 chin he's smaller than top ian carroll is six foot eight jesus christ i'd like to stand next to him

00:40:18.260 moved to idaho and he didn't even ask me permission or anything i saw that

00:40:24.740 dude there's two nephilim living in idaho now this is everybody in idaho six eight

00:40:30.160 is there a lot of people here yeah idaho used to be called the land of giants back in the day

00:40:35.720 in the old map i'm not even serious wow yeah land of giants what's wrong to it i think it's the copper

00:40:41.340 in the mountain so you're you're returning to your homeland yes isn't idaho where a bunch of the

00:40:47.380 giant skeletons were found or is that somewhere nearby i swear i wasn't i wasn't in the dakotas

00:40:53.080 there's some in tennessee there's some in oakland here in florida yeah that's why we make fun of

00:40:58.720 short people it's not because we feel better than them it's because they're so lethal to us 1.00

00:41:02.540 like those little will start inspiring and they're like come on my show have some pmp and before you

00:41:08.580 know it they're like throwing ropes over you pulling you to the ground

00:41:11.140 i think now that you you have like a you have like trauma memories over gulliver's travels

00:41:18.400 of us herding you into caves and setting fires to the entrance of the caves and smoke you out

00:41:24.640 they try and kill like notice how everyone is fine with murdering giants they're just like

00:41:30.160 yeah david killed goliath yeah and you're like it's unnatural like i mean he had a weapon like he

00:41:36.000 used a weapon that was banned from the fight like it wasn't banned from the fight it was it was never 0.90

00:41:42.300 specified upon yeah that's some jew shit right there giants used to be very trusting and we're like 0.95

00:41:50.460 yeah fight means no like bombs and they're like never said no bombs and you're like okay you can 0.99

00:41:57.720 like fair deal one of you guys fight me sure you know we'll be civil about this and then he gets 1.00

00:42:02.180 fucking murdered yeah dude and then they take the tip of his dick after he was dead it's fucked up 1.00

00:42:07.600 they literally he went up he cut off his head with his own sword he took his sword and then cut off 1.00

00:42:12.400 his head and then was just like his dick yeah i'm gonna slice off your dick dude this that's always 1.00

00:42:17.160 one of the like the bible's so interesting because like a girl i grew up baptist and so like i got like 1.00

00:42:23.600 that you know well whatever version but like just the the way you look at it oh it's about jesus and

00:42:28.480 everything but then you dig deep into like the old testament and they're like oh they used to send

00:42:32.700 out guys to be like hey if you want to marry my daughter you have to give me 300 foreskins from 0.98

00:42:37.180 the philistines and they're like okay and they just went on like that's my last special i did a bit

00:42:42.500 on that where it was like being his buddy that's committing to the to the journey where he's like

00:42:47.120 you're going to come help me out and he's like well you committed now i'm going to tell you something

00:42:51.080 but you're in though right like you're in like yeah it's like well after they're dead i'm going to be 0.98

00:42:55.600 doing something pretty intense with their dicks judge me for it and then you know and then he 0.99

00:43:01.400 brings it to king sal and it and sal's like dude i was joking like you fucking brought me 0.99

00:43:05.700 it's like in blood meridian when they're like having like to scalp to get money it's like it's 0.88

00:43:13.220 if if blood meridian they're like hey by the way instead of scalps we need uh foreskins instead i'd be 0.87

00:43:18.200 like everybody be like that's bullshit they would never do that you think it's extra points if you bring 0.97

00:43:23.200 the foreskin back as like a perfect like onion ring you know as opposed to like breaking it along 0.98

00:43:27.180 the way because i feel like there's gotta be a trick to like yeah you know here's the thing when

00:43:30.760 he cut it off he knew he was gonna like sell it back to someone you didn't like like the head 0.74

00:43:35.180 like i'm gonna cut his head off like to prove dominance and the foreskin was like just purely 0.95

00:43:39.140 monetary like somebody wanted to buy foreskin and there's definitely a way you had to cut it 0.98

00:43:44.420 like you could like oh this one this one has a little bit i wonder if you could just like kind of

00:43:47.480 pull tug on it and then just kind of and like just that's all there is to it you know what i mean

00:43:51.540 like you kind of no rogan buys them as hula hoops

00:43:54.040 no but that's what i after uh fractal reserve banking happened i think the the vaults are just

00:44:05.800 filled with foreskins at this point it's not even it's not even gold anymore no i was like

00:44:11.160 we got foreskins baby we function a foreskin backed currency very impressive yeah we're on

00:44:17.780 the foreskin standard did they make cream out of them and sell them to sandra bullock's face that's 1.00

00:44:22.700 literally true yep foreskins have stem cells in them for anti-aging properties that's by the way i

00:44:28.140 think she said that on toad's aunt's aunt's house's friend's neighbor so that yeah that's what

00:44:34.720 the oil is floating in the oil that's what the oil is toad toad also pervert you know who's really

00:44:40.820 big into stem cells joe rogan he's talked multiple times about how his shoulder was healed because he

00:44:46.820 got stem cell uh it's like injected into his shoulders and knees you know where it came from 0.99

00:44:51.720 a fucking black baby at around seven months 0.99

00:44:54.180 stem cells they're like listen wanda you don't want to have this baby like yeah baby and then they sell it 1.00

00:45:03.740 to joe rogan's dick do you always so they get it from aborted babies allegedly i mean i don't know 0.98

00:45:08.940 about his exact batch but that's where they're not i mean that's just a lot of the stem cells that's 0.99

00:45:14.520 why they like late-term abortions to get all the parts i bet you they pay a premium for white aborted 1.00

00:45:19.620 babies i don't think maybe yeah i don't know because because it's like what if your stem cells could

00:45:25.740 jump higher i mean you know what i'm not putting stem cells in my brain i'm putting them in my legs 0.89

00:45:34.100 because uh depends what you're doing with it yeah yeah they want to kill babies they're pro 0.57

00:45:39.040 abortion because they want to like draw it out further like to have more development and there's 0.64

00:45:43.240 probably more stem cells in your in your foreskin so they have to get the baby to start growing some 0.60

00:45:48.240 skin before they can harvest it otherwise they get a little bit from the spine

00:45:52.140 that's so dark this is taking a dark direction let's uh let's go with mailbag yeah i was about

00:45:57.580 to say mailbag we forgot we had patrons so yeah oh by the way when i said that i would buy the babies

00:46:03.920 you know when everyone got offended because i i think slavery is a much better option than uh killing 0.57

00:46:09.140 them can we play that video can we play that video of the girl uh uh did we send that it's in my i did 0.99

00:46:15.880 the bit in the new special no no he's he's talking about you're talking about that fucking video with the 0.96

00:46:20.040 chick uh that's like yeah slavery is cool yeah yeah did you did y'all did we send that in the 0.94

00:46:25.300 yeah i thought it was a little underwhelming but we can play if you want oh i thought it was hilarious

00:46:29.660 yeah it was good yeah yeah we can do a mailbag if you can pull that out tyler she's gonna have 0.81

00:46:35.760 10 000 marriage proposals by monday mark vestibule is it better the 10 guilty blacks go free than one 1.00

00:46:42.720 innocent white be convicted the judge is jewish is it better that 10 guilty blacks go free 1.00

00:46:51.960 than that one innocent white be convicted it sounds i don't really i mean i kind of understand but it's

00:46:59.880 it's odd i'd like to get some definitions of the words too ah i'd have to lean towards the former

00:47:05.660 also i don't like when they're when they you know when you said the same word twice like guilty blacks 0.78

00:47:10.240 yeah i feel like you're being pretentious yeah it's very redundant yeah yeah i mean person of 0.97

00:47:16.400 color is a legal category and and like once you go down that road i'm like give me some fucking 0.99

00:47:21.500 definitions to the and then people get mad that you want definitions it's it's all nice very dewy 0.97

00:47:27.520 yeah i'm still like chewing on this question because i don't know what the fuck he means it's 0.69

00:47:33.760 basically it's it's that old it's that old um it's better to let one one you know one one 0.97

00:47:39.040 you'll go free than uh innocent man the crimes no so you're convicting all 10 blacks plus the one 0.95

00:47:48.120 innocent white in order to do it yeah i mean yeah that's because yeah because it's like it's like 10

00:47:53.100 black guys going like for like stealing which is probably what you're gonna get 1.00

00:47:56.720 serial raver like tax you know like writing office twice no i think the white guy's got to take one 1.00

00:48:08.000 for the team we're safer with those 10 black guys yeah but the jewish what if you're the white guy 0.99

00:48:12.880 this is like it's not a question because the jewish way the cookie crumbles man he'd be inclined to 0.96

00:48:17.600 release the 10 uh criminals black criminals and then convict the one white guy yeah like this is 0.73

00:48:22.800 like what he wants to do this is why i'm having trouble with the question oh the judge would want 0.92

00:48:25.920 to do yeah well i don't know because the judge is jewish yeah the judge might just be yeah i think

00:48:30.560 that the last line's a bit of a red herring it really has no relevance to the rest of the question

00:48:34.640 it's just a fun little extra bit i think he's just being funny yeah yeah i'd like to know what type

00:48:39.280 of i mean jewish is is getting a little vague at this point it is incredibly vague like sending an

00:48:45.120 abortion back to the state league right are we talking about a dave dave smith jew or rabbi shmuley jew all

00:48:50.720 right i'd take shmuley over smith at this point

00:48:57.760 i think it should be state by state victims of sexual abuse okay why that's fine i think if

00:49:02.880 everyone wants if everyone in the state wants something go ahead and have it so if everyone

00:49:07.840 in alabama wanted slavery back you'd be okay with that sure if everyone in the state wants it go ahead 0.51

00:49:15.600 what do i give like she really wants to kill babies well let's go next topic i'm getting nervous 0.57

00:49:20.240 i i just want to clarify yeah you understand that that was the same argument that the confederacy

00:49:25.200 upheld right so do you wish that the confederacy won the war because according to your worldview the

00:49:31.440 union impeded upon the state's ability to know but it's an irrelevant argument no so you so you're

00:49:36.480 glad that the union won like i'm not some like psychopath like i live she was so close to being

00:49:41.120 right right wing right so now you're saying if everyone in the state wants something sure let

00:49:46.720 them have it you agree with the confederate it's amazing i i i'd like that they switched for a

00:49:52.640 minute they're like the the guy pulled on like the womanly behavior of like of like of like she 1.00

00:49:58.080 went he went to motion like oh so so you agree with the confederacy it's like their logic is sound 0.97

00:50:04.400 you got to go offensive in that point you got to go so you'd rather kill the babies than let 0.51

00:50:08.160 them work outside with one day off no like always make them defend their position that's why 0.70

00:50:16.880 that's why people just accuse that's why they call the devil the accuser you know because it's like 0.99

00:50:21.280 well you're gay and jewish and then you're like no actually i'm on my penises i have my foreskin and 0.98

00:50:30.400 and then it's like over and so it's all that's why they do that accusing because then they they so just 0.99

00:50:35.600 go yeah like that one time i wasn't wearing a mask and that woman was like i am a doctor and 0.96

00:50:40.480 i'm like you ever do an abortion and she just froze i was like you ever do that and she just walked away

00:50:47.120 and i'm like that's right i had a good example that's me for not wearing a mask and you're going

00:50:51.920 to pull a baby out with a suction i had a good example of this last week where i was arguing that

00:50:57.120 we should uh abolish the 19th amendment because women obviously vote like retards and someone said well 1.00

00:51:02.480 you can make the same argument because women vote like retards that black people shouldn't be allowed 1.00

00:51:06.480 to vote and i said yes correct like that's that was her opportunity that was her opportunity right 0.99

00:51:11.520 there to just go like yeah i'm yeah confederates were right obviously i piss off all the gripers and 0.58

00:51:18.320 all those guys because i'm like what do you mean us whites i'm like land owning you know and then

00:51:24.800 they're just like oh no my skin should get me to vote i'm like no no people that all like that own 0.95

00:51:30.880 land and pay taxes versus people that don't pay taxes and don't own land i don't give a 0.93

00:51:36.560 fuck what your skin color like being white skin doesn't mean you're like a productive member of 0.99

00:51:42.160 society and they're like oh you hate whites i'm like no you don't do shit i grow my own 1.00

00:51:46.560 fucking food and sell it to my neighborhood you got a white skin in the game is what you need 1.00

00:51:51.760 most white people are pieces of shit but there's just less most pieces of shit that are white than 1.00

00:52:00.960 the other races oh actually not asians asians are better after after oh and you had this weird beef 1.00

00:52:07.520 with uh nick fuentes and i think he blocked you but now we gotta back up i'm sorry i didn't mean to cut

00:52:12.720 you off top but we we never we never asked uh him to elaborate he definitely wanted he seemed he

00:52:19.520 said he preferred dave or schmooley over dave at this point oh i kind of wanted an elaboration

00:52:24.000 in that like we how do we not dig into that like how do we not i mean it really makes me laugh i mean

00:52:28.480 schmooley's a little green rack but you're saying schmooley is more funny than the comedian dave smith 1.00

00:52:35.520 i think he is yeah actually fuck you nigger get off my fucking stream 1.00

00:52:45.200 yeah i think it's a no-brainer i mean schmooley is like classic slapstick dude we should have we 1.00

00:52:52.320 should have we should have known that this was going to happen and had that prepared and said

00:52:55.600 actually dave smith has been backstage the entire time and then we just play that clip

00:53:00.320 i'd love that i'd love to do some bits i want to see him be funny 0.92

00:53:04.560 now you mention it like schmooley owns a sex like store with his daughter yeah that's 0.99

00:53:12.080 fucking hilarious like that's super moral like like he has the moral high ground with like dildos 1.00

00:53:18.000 in his hand that's objectively funny you know they're just being like talked down to by a dependent 0.99

00:53:24.880 urbanite claiming to be a libertarian you know i'm like yeah get a dildo in your hand and act like you 0.77

00:53:30.800 have moral high ground and then i'll laugh in the meantime you know you tell me about 0.99

00:53:36.000 fucking what the fed's up to or whatever i'm like you get out of debt you start using silver then you 0.96

00:53:40.560 can talk to me about the fed well it's even better than that because because schmooley actually is 1.00

00:53:44.560 holding a dildo and lube well well verbally he's saying we should kill as many palestinian children as 1.00

00:53:51.200 humanly possible like the cut yeah like you're with god yeah he's like where where are the people 1.00

00:53:56.240 with god and he's holding lube and a dildo 0.84

00:54:02.880 yeah and then people go oh so a dead baby's funny i'm like dude enough like it's funny that 0.65

00:54:08.800 the rabbi is holding lube and a dildo like talking about how he's the chosen race of people and he's like 0.94

00:54:15.680 like really ugly too like that it is it's verifiably true i don't care what dave smith tweets but when 0.99

00:54:22.240 rabbi schmooley tweets i kind of want to see that shit exactly exactly he's got energy he gets the 0.99

00:54:28.000 people going he's like i've had enough of this tyranny i fucking am i shut the fuck up by the way 0.99

00:54:35.520 by the way i went to so much money to just say your opinions to nobody like no one gives a 0.99

00:54:41.360 fuck oh let me ask you something this journey will not stand i was put on a wait list at fox news 0.96

00:54:47.280 i'm like oh meanwhile he's like i lube it up for family 0.99

00:54:57.120 what's that easy payments of 1999 to my me and my daughter is there a correlation i've been this

00:55:03.200 has been bugging me and i joke about it on here i'm not we're not allowed to joke about dave smith

00:55:06.560 on tower game but we're gonna joke about that no listen you're gonna scare off the jew sponsors dog 0.92

00:55:12.400 dave smith adopted this very uh jewish uh i call it uh what what do i call that voice um but um

00:55:21.200 oh it's like you had a term for it he does have that boy kvetching it's convention yeah yeah he's like

00:55:28.000 it's really humid outside yeah he sounds like he didn't do that before but now i'm watching his career

00:55:34.640 and it's like 40 000 followers and he's talking like a brooklyn jew and then he he adopts the

00:55:40.160 kvetching and it's like million and i'm like what just happened there's a correlation like the inevitable

00:55:45.760 arc of the jew is they like start kind of young and cool and hip and then go through like they slowly 1.00

00:55:51.360 become the jew i think i think you guys have just become more uh particularly tuned has just become

00:55:57.440 more anti-semitic and more in tune with that i think you guys are just noticing stuff

00:56:01.600 i mean he's kind of always had that delivery but it is funny that it's not it's when he had he had

00:56:07.840 kids and then they see like oh we need to save our race and like that's what it is like we could

00:56:13.760 literally listen to episode one and then episode 1200 or whatever he's at now and see if there's

00:56:18.800 a different totally different it's like i bet there is you would unironically complain about the

00:56:24.800 temperature of soup i know the sound uh i wasn't the biggest fan of owen but being subject to the 0.96

00:56:30.960 constant spamming by these fags in the chat makes me want to give him money just because yeah 1.00

00:56:40.560 it is it is wild uh owen you have like these people that follow you just to call you a faggot 1.00

00:56:47.040 and it's just like it's really funny and then they're like mean to us too what did i do 0.99

00:56:52.720 i think it's like they're really twisted porn they're like oh you're a gay 0.99

00:56:58.800 it's all it's all about gay it's all like they were like he likes it up the butt and he like it's 1.00

00:57:03.360 like yeah no i i know it's like him in the ass oh god i'm coming to them dude the craziest is when like 1.00

00:57:10.640 jim bob would do that and then his wife would jump in and be like yeah stink finger and his butt and i'm 1.00

00:57:15.520 like that's your wife you retard you know i'm like what kind of people act like that it's so 1.00

00:57:21.840 like stupid but that's all right you know uh haters are fans too 1.00

00:57:28.560 we had the same thing no was it no it was opposite when we had flat earth dave on flat 1.00

00:57:32.480 earth dave just oh they love they eat that up they they just they just came and they were it was like

00:57:38.160 his fans like follow him but it wasn't like he had no detractors with him it was all the fans like

00:57:43.200 the same thing owen owen you've been famous for so long uh and i'm not by any stretch am i saying

00:57:48.800 i'm famous but i i am high enough profile that i do have people that genuinely hate me um what's

00:57:54.080 what's the the key to accepting it and not letting it bother you well as someone who hates you i will

00:58:00.800 tell you i would just appreciate if you acknowledge all of my points about you

00:58:07.040 just uh you know a lot of times you you reveal something in other people and uh and they they

00:58:15.920 won't let it go it's like it's a shadow they can't see and also just accept that if you're

00:58:20.720 going to criticize people people are going to do that to you and that's that's something that i

00:58:24.640 accepted as a comic where it's like if i'm gonna do these edgy jokes why can't someone do a joke about 0.99

00:58:31.360 my ass you know go ahead you can hate me all you want i hate all kinds of shit you know comedically 0.99

00:58:37.760 but you know that that's how you accept it and just like um and ask yourself if they have any points 1.00

00:58:43.600 and or if you have any weak parts where if people are believing the thing they're saying maybe they

00:58:50.160 see something that you don't see even if it's not fully true it's like you know and it's always they've 0.95

00:58:56.480 been calling me a faggot over and over and i've been i've been looking at dudes lately and i'm like 0.87

00:59:01.600 maybe uh here we got we got episode one a part of the problem uh run a little bit of it i want 0.95

00:59:06.400 to hear do you actually have episode one a part of the problem episode he grew up uh very like

00:59:11.760 a mutant your baby would unbelievable podcast here i'm real excited to be in the in the mix

00:59:17.440 and they were just talking about and guys we fucked is uh maybe uh the uh stirring up a national 0.92

00:59:21.920 controversy he sounds the exact same yeah that does sound the exact same excited to be here nothing

00:59:27.520 it's like it's driving up a controversy i was really now that he does when he's making an

00:59:35.680 argument where he'll inflect that last thing up and just really drive it to a point and he does it with 0.76

00:59:41.200 every sentence now and i don't know how you guys don't fucking hear it it's i hear it yeah i can't 0.96

00:59:46.640 stand it i'm not gonna lie that that was a little upsetting like i expected a more uncertain of himself 0.92

00:59:51.760 dave that's episode one and he's just still has it like you're like you know what he hasn't changed

00:59:56.640 like good for him man like that he's been he's been a jew since the beginning

01:00:01.120 that's why i'm like well then you're not funny then because being funny you have to 0.98

01:00:13.840 talk shit it's like and except like i call everything gay so if people are going to call 0.98

01:00:18.640 me gay that's fine it's just like not really accurate at all though you know and so yeah and 0.99

01:00:25.040 if you're gonna be i used to not think so but now yeah i i mean i did try in the shower a few weeks

01:00:30.800 ago but i was talking about myself but it's like uh you know it's fine man it's fine but a comedian

01:00:39.760 that that plays politics and is always trying to keep their network web and it's like oh i would make

01:00:45.600 fun of that but i don't want to not get the unvarts i'm like then you don't get to be a comedian like

01:00:50.320 you don't get to be a law-abiding pirate you know it's like schmooly is legitimately funnier

01:00:57.120 must be nice was hilarious all four of my kids loved it can't wait for the next one onward onward

01:01:02.160 that's a funny special man i want people to watch it because a lot of these people talk about you 0.70

01:01:07.600 know uh all these problems and all this shit and the culture war and all that but they don't actually

01:01:13.120 do anything and the fact we did it you know i think people should get behind it because that's 0.53

01:01:17.520 kind of the whole thing like whenever people are like oh i don't trust the media i'm like

01:01:21.200 what's the media what about my media what about the entertainment i'm making and they're like

01:01:26.400 but you're a gay jew though so i can go back to being a victim i'm not i don't really care about 0.98

01:01:33.760 i'm sorry i don't care about what the guy said i just thought it was funny that his name was adderall 0.99

01:01:38.480 snorting butt fingering bear yeah i mean look at how stupid this question is he's like why did owen 0.99

01:01:45.280 say children consent to sexual assault when the did i say that they're like ask him you'll nail him 1.00

01:01:52.880 right to the wall and i'll come right when he's adderall snorting butt fingering bear is the 0.93

01:01:59.040 it's on the stream we're doing it right we're not just podcasters we do live events guys listen

01:02:07.840 in like in a week and a half we're going to be doing the brohemian grove everything is like lining

01:02:12.480 up pretty nicely get get your tickets if you're in summerfield florida come check us out leonardo

01:02:17.840 joni's headlining mark random's gonna be there we're doing a live liberty lockdown live all kinds

01:02:22.960 of pockets it's gonna be it's face it's gonna be there that's awesome you guys are doing that

01:02:27.840 that's why i always shout out louis j gomez like people are like oh you're such a hater i'm like

01:02:31.600 he made a festival like i think that's awesome and it's a great festival if anybody hasn't ever

01:02:38.640 been to skanks fest it's amazing baby i like productive people even if it like isn't something

01:02:44.080 i'd make it's like you're making something the people that are always like everyone else has to 0.99

01:02:48.800 change because i'm not happy i'm like yeah shut the fuck up go out there and make a rape a palooza 0.98

01:02:54.800 or something you know just make something man they're like productive versus non-productive is 0.99

01:03:00.880 i just have way more respect for that yeah they they really had the wrong show when they thought we 0.82

01:03:07.520 were going to have a problem with uh sexual assault like we our festival is called rape a palooza so

01:03:12.560 that's right i mean i asked him about sexual assault well there's rock there's rocktober and

01:03:18.560 you guys have rape roll yeah we have october we have october we were gonna skip october no no we're 0.58

01:03:25.440 gonna do in the penthouse penthouse guys we're not gonna okay so owen this is this is awful and

01:03:29.440 you're gonna look down on us and these people that are watching are gonna think way less of us who 0.99

01:03:32.960 gives a fuck but it's a scheme for us to get cocks into uh toad's inbox that's all it really is 0.99

01:03:38.640 it's really weird that's what it is yeah people are gonna what happened okay go ahead toad go ahead 1.00

01:03:44.000 top and explain the bit i don't even know how it happened but somebody started sending their dick to 0.98

01:03:49.040 to toad just sending him their dick and he was like we got the idea to rate it and we ended up 0.91

01:03:54.400 rating it and the winner of october last year is actually my co-host not not like the because of that

01:04:00.240 that was oh my god i just realized we have to have whoever wins october replaces raven on nephilim

01:04:05.680 dust squad yeah oh that's a great that's that's such a great gadget that's what makes you gay or not 1.00

01:04:11.760 like we just judge it it's on a it's on a zero to scrum diddly umptious scale yes and

01:04:20.480 yeah like a lot of it has to do with like how aesthetically pleasing it is 0.97

01:04:27.840 how attracted to this dick am i is how you rated it that's literally how he rates it 0.99

01:04:32.240 like it's about yeah like that's gay yeah oh but if you rated it based on like uh you know 0.99

01:04:38.960 personality and shit like that i mean but those are factors those are there's different factors 0.98

01:04:44.000 no we've never we've never talked about personality don't you lie to owen 0.93

01:04:47.120 we totally have oh that was just in my head only i was just 0.99

01:04:51.760 oh that was that was the that was the prize is yeah top actually drew raven's dick as a reward so 0.95

01:05:06.240 a t-shirt yeah yeah and then he started a very successful podcast with him who would have thought 0.98

01:05:11.520 um so anyways that's what we do raven with a cock it was it was amazing we have we have our fans 0.99

01:05:16.000 submit their cocks and then we rate them and whoever wins gets a bunch of prizes and shit it's 1.00

01:05:21.040 fucking it's super gay on i don't know it's almost so gay that it's funny like i want to be like 1.00

01:05:27.200 disgusted and everything but i'm like that's kind of i mean it's it's almost so gay that it's like a 0.99

01:05:32.080 full circle and it's like plus plus october october sounds pretty the thing was we said if if it's 0.95

01:05:39.440 women raiding cocks that's just horse behavior yes it's just really horse behavior for women to do 1.00

01:05:44.880 it so if dudes do it it's just funny boys call it the academy or something like make it like 0.97

01:05:50.800 it's it's like highfalutin you know part of me is gonna judge this i can't sign off on it but

01:05:59.120 it's funny oh and this guy toad literally like we were we were in the middle of october last year

01:06:03.600 and he decided to enter himself swear to god sent us a picture of himself fully erect

01:06:07.920 and he loses i was not erect he's like i'm anonymous though i said my name's frog 0.99

01:06:17.280 yo and he he sends his full face out of it he said he sends his fully hard dick and then 0.99

01:06:22.000 he lies for an entire year saying that it was limp and he did like the whole time trying to be like 0.99

01:06:26.800 it's not me it's just a guy with the most built backwards body yeah 0.92

01:06:35.120 smoothly would win dude oh oh god i don't want to know what that looks like yeah but he has a fat 0.64

01:06:41.680 hook let me tell you just something man if you did see this picture owen it's just like the saddest 0.98

01:06:45.680 thing like the body part don't show me dicks i don't know no no we're not showing you 1.00

01:06:50.000 just bring up one of the photos of toad doing doing one of these i don't know my dick is better 0.99

01:06:56.560 than my body probably no i agree but it's just like because you can't go lower than zero still 1.00

01:07:04.000 not a good dick though all right next next mailbag question let's stop talking about toad's dick 0.99

01:07:12.480 all right uh rootless redneck what event would you be most shocked pissed to find out the official 1.00

01:07:17.920 narrative is totally true holocaust 0.98

01:07:25.600 actually how dare they kill them for their race they really did that

01:07:36.800 they're like not not one sniveling jew above six million not one point zero 0.75

01:07:42.960 yeah i'd be pissed that it's not way higher that would actually be funniest possible scenario 0.95

01:07:49.600 at this point there was literally a jerk machine and like an eagle and a bear in the cage like it

01:07:55.760 was all real it's almost i didn't even think about that yeah all the all the little all the little

01:08:00.080 things all the little details of the swimming pool and like i just imagine a meme of someone crying

01:08:04.800 the corner like when you find out the holocaust was real that would be so funny if every it was like 0.96

01:08:14.400 that movie big fish where like you find out it's all real or was that big fish or the one about the

01:08:18.880 dad's dreams i can't remember it was ewan mcgregor was in it i can't remember what it was what dreams

01:08:24.400 may come big fish i can't think it is big fish it's a tim burton movie yeah dreams yeah well like

01:08:29.760 he tells these tall tales and then he like sees that his dad was all it was all real that's one of

01:08:34.720 that's a long time ago yeah it's like they actually didn't make they actually did make lamps out of 0.85

01:08:39.680 their skin like they were actually skinless like totally it's all like all that ridiculous is totally 1.00

01:08:47.280 real i mean that would that would blow my mind dude the moon landing would blow my fucking mind 0.94

01:08:55.760 yeah if they're like we have to use something thinner than tinfoil because of weight and they 0.97

01:09:00.000 drop their fucking golf clubs like they're like golf clubs though we have to golf 0.99

01:09:07.680 that would blow my mind if that was all real i would be like that's incredible man 1.00

01:09:11.760 i'd say the trump assassination i'd be pissed if the trump assassination was real and you watched 0.99

01:09:17.440 how that all played out and that was all these motherfuckers still believe it's real 0.99

01:09:21.280 i don't even know i don't know but it's just it's funny that you're like you're like i'm gonna shoe 0.96

01:09:25.200 horn up that's how obvious it is guys i think he got shot but i don't think the official narrative is

01:09:30.880 correct you've changed in the story too which is the funniest part he's like he's like as soon as i was 0.82

01:09:36.320 shot i knew i was shot fucking immediately and then cut to like two weeks before he's like i thought it was 0.97

01:09:41.200 like a b or something i had no idea and then the part of his ear he had a bandage up here 0.96

01:09:47.120 and then like the lobe and then he like everything keeps changing that's not i'm not saying maybe it

01:09:52.880 did happen that would be hilarious like a black rock actor from a commercial just autistically gets 0.99

01:09:59.920 kind of shit and like fucking you know that mccarthy lady really is the head of the cia like from 1.00

01:10:06.560 fucking bridesmaids and everybody's just like and dude it like just nicked his ear 1.00

01:10:14.000 yeah i mean dude i was the funniest part to me is that he used a red dot site that was mounted wrong 0.98

01:10:19.440 like from like 300 yards away it was like there's no it's just silly i didn't even look at the optic

01:10:26.240 no way it was a red dot it was a red dot site no it was it was iron sights no he had a red dot on it

01:10:32.240 dude he had iron sights if i was trump i'd just surround myself with indian people here's here's 1.00

01:10:38.000 the crazy here's the gravy on this i don't know if you guys know this shit oh my god it's a red dot 0.99

01:10:42.080 joke you're so fucking oh my god oh that's funny don't encourage this i don't know which one i'm 1.00

01:10:49.680 hidden like that one like he's just looking and he sees indians with dots but the shooter's like 0.99

01:10:58.240 i don't know where i'm at get funny you've never heard of an indian uh like the indian president

01:11:05.680 getting assassinated because the assassinated like who they're aiming at like legit one of my favorite

01:11:11.120 jokes of the week it's like zebra not even exaggerating i love it all the zebra have stripes

01:11:17.920 because they all kind of blend in it's like i think nothing would fuck me up more than if if 0.52

01:11:23.600 saddam hussein was actually sitting on wmds or if the vaccines actually saved 20 million lives globally 0.79

01:11:29.760 like i would be fucked up by my whole world view would be broken but here's the loopholes ready 0.96

01:11:34.240 weapons of mass destruction that can be gold in a new financial system and 20 million saved lives like 0.99

01:11:41.040 whose lives right what if it's the people that didn't take the back they're like we fucking made it 0.94

01:11:47.360 through another one right like when they say saved lives you're never like like which lives like 0.99

01:11:53.520 how is this it's hilarious how these fags that see the over owen follow him everywhere spamming inside 1.00

01:11:58.080 baseball drama like women that add to his views and increase engagement well they mop floors yeah yeah 1.00

01:12:04.480 it's pretty funny it's it's the best part is that it is all the inside baseball stuff of your life and

01:12:10.000 your stream it's like they had you watch every single minute like you guys love me and you don't

01:12:16.000 even know half the i'm talking about i'm like talking about kelsey grammar i talked about it for a week

01:12:20.640 you guys don't give a i'm just too busy dude meanwhile all of the uh uh the trolls are like oh yeah that

01:12:28.160 was episode 2018 i was reading the chat and they were like you he said it two weeks ago he said the

01:12:36.160 thing about the essay with little kids that they can send it i was like jeez like yo i i'm not paying

01:12:41.280 i don't i don't i don't watch the comments while we do this is it bad is it like who cares are they

01:12:46.080 going off at this point it's at it's at the point where it's moving too fast like there's more viewers

01:12:49.520 so i'm not even reading it either oh it's like they're talking to themselves they're like no owen's the one

01:12:53.120 and who fucking thinks it's okay to shouting yeah i love it how like owen does these ever say that 0.91

01:13:00.000 ever like that a a child can set my thing was that all of life is consent based and there are 0.97

01:13:07.120 no victims only volunteers and i was debating at what age and when is age like when do you become

01:13:13.120 an adult like when is it sins of the father and when is it not and that doesn't mean you're not

01:13:18.320 assaulted like even like if you're you know beat up or whatever it's still a crime it's just like

01:13:24.640 are you a victim a victim is a choice like i am now a victim the world owes me something

01:13:29.280 and that path is a lot more destructive i did an episode on this with thaddeus russell i would

01:13:34.080 i did an episode on this with thaddeus russell i'd highly recommend we don't go down this path

01:13:38.480 you got raped over the coals for that one care about the oh i care about the movement i just don't 0.99

01:13:42.160 give a fuck about these people like i people think you can't talk about jews it's consent that's what 1.00

01:13:47.120 you can't talk about really just don't just don't talk about consent ever just move past 1.00

01:13:52.400 yeah but it's like it's how to get power is my whole motivation you know it's like how to rise

01:13:56.720 above victim consciousness because i've seen people drink themselves to death because they won't

01:14:01.280 you know just get past something and so that's i mean my whole life is thinking about how to

01:14:07.440 protect families and get it so people can't predate on somebody it's like you close up all the food so 0.97

01:14:13.520 the mouse can't even get to it that's my whole point it is only youtube fags that are seething 0.97

01:14:18.240 rumble chat it's the goat you know how normally when people when people's lives are are breaking down

01:14:24.160 and then they'll they'll quit booze and they'll like get their life in order well toad like did that

01:14:28.800 he hit rock bottom he he quit drinking but like you haven't improved one iota stayed at rock bottom

01:14:35.040 you actually got worse i i liked you better when you were drinking now he's just sober at rock 0.98

01:14:41.040 bottom he got so bad he just listens to opera and like shades his dick with like a photographer 0.98

01:14:48.000 we convinced him to do a betting podcast that nobody listens to he does like hours a week talking about 0.90

01:14:53.040 bets he puts out a he puts as much content as you do owen and like that's how much content he puts out

01:15:00.560 and three viewers and it's all about betting all every every second of it is about oh yeah

01:15:06.400 like i got i got the the giants this week plus three and a half please play a second minute of it

01:15:13.760 oh i'll put it on sometimes when i'm going every day every day at night time me and my wife will

01:15:18.080 put it on as like background noise and just listen to i don't give a about sports toad and his wife are

01:15:23.120 half of toad's audience all right yesterday's horribleness behind us gotta get back on track

01:15:30.560 that's what he does dude they're just 40 minutes 17 views all right i love that you're making

01:15:42.000 shit dude i respect that it's seven better that's the in the in the thumbnail it's utep like he he's 0.89

01:15:49.040 betting on dude it's so funny because i'm in a chat with that better win tonight 0.99

01:15:52.560 better off that jesus what a title

01:16:02.000 just any of them just click on any one of them tyler just

01:16:05.120 just 9 11 views here we go guys uh major that was that one's fine do it that was a winner i

01:16:14.080 remember that that's at my house actually yes he disliked major league baseball today

01:16:19.600 five inning play los angeles angels of anaheim minus 125 the starting pitching matchup i think is a

01:16:26.880 uh major mismatch with silseth pitching for the angels he's never been seen before by the mets

01:16:34.000 hitters owen this is oh my god come on what happened that was his first thing i think on the channel

01:16:41.760 like i'm pretty sure it was like his first bit of content or or maybe it was like okay then play the

01:16:46.080 most recent thing it's gonna be equally he literally slinked off to the corner of tops and just just did that

01:16:52.320 real quick coming so far beyond absurd it's like not even reality at this point

01:17:01.520 like what were you talking about there his losing streak

01:17:07.680 oh man there's there's there's one that's the perfect play that the slump continues if you can

01:17:11.760 find it this is my favorite this slump continues

01:17:15.520 he just he has a betting show where he gives people advice and then he loses a lot and it's

01:17:25.200 just oh and we asked you we asked you a long time ago like you were doing your builder buddy 0.80

01:17:28.800 shits we i said could you could you take toad as a builder buddy and maybe help him and you were like 0.99

01:17:33.760 no fuck that like there's no no there's no fixing them you'd rather have a blood oh toad i got you 1.00

01:17:41.040 i got you you so you call it rock bottom but you call it cock bottom so that it's about a guy who 1.00

01:17:47.520 has nothing left to lose and he loves taking pictures of his cock because it's better than 0.99

01:17:51.520 his body even though it is part of his body right like the cock is part of your body that's the 0.99

01:17:58.000 definition of a body so you're like it's better than my body i'm like dude that's like that's like 0.99

01:18:04.240 fucking retardation hang on there's a strange computer totes betting talk and i always say something i 0.98

01:18:09.360 don't understand really quickly they just dude how funny would it be if toad like it it just 0.97

01:18:14.160 becomes the biggest thing on the internet i've been waiting i i so here's what i'm saying and i

01:18:18.720 keep i keep convincing him i'm like toad just keep doing what you're doing because i like that you're

01:18:22.480 doing something and i feel like if people saw what he's doing they would love it yeah i don't

01:18:28.560 yesterday's horribleness behind us gotta get back on track man's a star translated to spanish

01:18:35.840 imagine if he had this huge following in like guatemala or like oh

01:18:45.040 he's very handsome and a slumpo continuar but the the problem is that uh central american soccer what

01:18:52.400 he's competing against is there's this there's this woman on twitter that she posts she does betting 0.89

01:18:58.320 walks and she's literally walking and she's just wearing a low-cut dress and her tits are out and she's 1.00

01:19:04.400 just giving like the same bets and toad's like her bets are actually really good and then that's what 0.99

01:19:08.960 he's competing with like some like some chick with their tits out and then you have like this guy 0.99

01:19:14.080 this balding guy from boston going like i'm into it though i legit like it kind of like legit i know 0.98

01:19:20.560 i'm like laughing at it but i kind of do also this is exactly how top rolls too he he loves it

01:19:25.760 i mean that's what he's competing with he's competing with that that's hilarious like this

01:19:42.320 is this is why my lane is so so good because there's like no women that can actually intelligently 1.00

01:19:46.640 talk politics you just got replaced by another girl on the he got fired from a podcast the other day did

01:19:51.760 you know that they're they're claiming i got fired but i did not he got replaced by an asian and a

01:20:01.040 woman it's the great replacement man luke rudkowski fired him the guy that did a loose change

01:20:08.960 oh why did he fire him something about his i don't know he kept wearing he wouldn't wear underwear to

01:20:14.400 the studio that's true that's actually true clint is goes commando clint goes commando all like all

01:20:22.400 the time he'd never he's never not commando right now yeah yeah the libertarians are like listen we're 0.99

01:20:27.440 all about freedom but come on not in the penis not in the cac which is also part of your body but it's 0.99

01:20:35.200 better than your body like underwear is tyranny balling instead of free balling i agree it's literally 0.98

01:20:42.160 clint has made this argument to us he's like yeah are you serious it's freeing all right it feels

01:20:48.080 great this is the same guy that also so he bought a corvette like one of the new corvettes and uh he

01:20:53.200 said his highlight of his day is he's walking down towards corvette and he takes his shirt off

01:21:00.400 luke why'd you fire my boy 0.71

01:21:04.560 clint's favorite part of the day is he takes his shirt off on the way to his his car and then

01:21:08.160 he puts the top down and he drives like the the 10 minutes to get to luke's podcast shirtless

01:21:19.120 how does luke know you don't have underwear on like how did this all happen it's pretty obvious

01:21:27.120 you you know you know those like a jogger like those jogger sweatpants

01:21:32.240 that's what he exclusively wears but it's like the sheer material that covers it

01:21:37.760 very obvious yes like we we we were at a we were all at an airbnb like as a like as a group

01:21:46.560 and you know so it's my wife there and top's wife and then raven was there with his wife and clint 1.00

01:21:51.280 comes down free balling just i mean just gray sweatpants like a black dude with like his dick 1.00

01:21:57.200 hanging like the like the story that uh um oh what's the kevin hart tells about his dad 0.99

01:22:03.200 about like and he uses the uh the microphone as a dick and he's walking through like like that's 0.98

01:22:09.120 clint you can see the entire dick through the pants and i'm like i'm just like clint like 0.99

01:22:13.360 why are you looking like dad dick like you imagine when you're a kid like when you're a kid and you've 1.00

01:22:19.120 seen your dad's dick you're like it's huge that's what clint says but as an adult that's what it is 1.00

01:22:23.360 yeah that's the game i have dad dick as an adult yeah you're like what the 1.00

01:22:30.480 is that thing hey i was gonna bite me too man i was outside doing better off dead yeah so anyways 0.99

01:22:36.960 i got fired from my podcast because i have dad dick as an adult is that what it's like that's 0.97

01:22:44.320 what they literally said no none of this is true none of this is true he's fired no no no no no he 0.96

01:22:50.640 does free ball it like that he actually does no no i'm sorry it's all it's all true except i wasn't

01:22:55.440 fired and i do free ball but like there's no correlation there i'm glad that me and owen though

01:23:01.440 connect on believing things that we see or hear that i totally do all the time i did i saw i do that

01:23:08.640 i saw your promo i saw your promo and i was like yeah that's awesome i believed it like i was like owen

01:23:13.920 wouldn't lie to me like he's like what what the one with rogan the one with rogan where it was like

01:23:21.440 right right right yeah yeah and i was like yeah i love the same problem as you man i believe and like

01:23:26.240 people just say i'm like why would they lie and i i've had to learn that's one of the one of the

01:23:32.800 dumbest one of the dumbest things i ever like uh this is not the dumbest but uh i remember i was i was 0.88

01:23:37.440 over like during call i was in college so my buddy he um i went to college in florida and he was like a 0.99

01:23:45.120 um a local student to the college so he would go home like he was like five miles away so one night

01:23:50.640 he invited me to dinner with his family so i was there and his dad's like a banker or something like

01:23:54.960 that and uh his dad said something like man it was so easy like even a dog could get a bank account

01:24:00.960 and i literally and i went really and i was like you know like you said dinner and then like he's

01:24:07.440 like to me and he's like he was like no i'm joking i was like oh my bad and it was just like that's

01:24:14.160 that's just how i am constantly like i'm not i guess i'm anything man i was like i was like so luke 0.99

01:24:20.320 verbally told you it was i think that's illegal i don't think you can be fired because of your dick 0.99

01:24:30.960 oh and let me tell you this is what goes on there clint shows up late because i've been on the show 1.00

01:24:35.120 a couple times and like this motherfucker keeps showing up late he shows up late dick outline 0.99

01:24:39.040 they had the same girlfriend clint dated her after and every time he walks in the house late 0.99

01:24:46.960 bust the door and like real confident just put his shirt on from his corvette

01:24:51.760 what are we talking about today guys and and luke looks at him he looks at his 0.98

01:24:54.960 dick outline then he thinks about his ex-girlfriend and now you're fired and you're confused about it 0.99

01:24:59.520 i'm not your fucking monkey 0.99

01:25:06.000 like a miyatta corvette it's just like smaller but it's the same vibe 1.00

01:25:11.040 it just it just looks smaller because of my dick size it has every primary color on it 0.98

01:25:15.280 that that that is actually true that is also true um look here's the deal i was hoping to get a deal 0.97

01:25:20.160 from rumble i did the show with luke for a year rumble is just ignoring my request so i'm done i

01:25:26.080 gotta focus on liberty lockdown i was i was spread too thin i gotta you know luke remembered that you 0.99

01:25:30.800 fucked his girl just like your pants i was spread too thin just like just like the fabric of my pants 1.00

01:25:37.280 uh do we have any more mailbag no uh well we probably do uh do we want to do the laney edit or 0.99

01:25:42.720 what yeah i want to i want to watch the laney edit because last time owen's reaction totally ruined it

01:25:47.520 slash made it great so but that's how we'll finish it out this time he did say and all right so listen

01:25:53.120 laney is a recovering tranny and we have helped him her recover we've given them gainful employment 0.96

01:25:58.560 but they doesn't doesn't laney have tits now or well no he has because he was taking estrogen the 1.00

01:26:05.200 story's tragic dude story's tragic but i don't know a solid person he's taking estrogen i don't know 0.98

01:26:11.520 know if you want me to tell if you i think he's you don't have to do private gravy it's i was just

01:26:16.160 thought it was like a public thing i have no idea so he's been pretty public but it's like i don't

01:26:21.040 know to what extent but whatever he was into being a chick at one time yeah anyways he's an incredible

01:26:28.000 video editor so that's what matters most and uh he'll probably be dead soon because that's what

01:26:32.400 happens with chenny's he said he'll 40 himself if we show it and i'm like i i'm still gonna show it

01:26:37.920 i don't want to do it i don't even know what this means those odds are all right

01:26:43.200 dummy gummy mouth ashton birdie 0.97

01:26:47.760 i don't even know what that means gummy mouth is she eating like stinky 1.00

01:26:51.920 pussy yellow terrible oh this is like that's like meta that's meta meta but like we got to tell 0.99

01:26:57.440 that story to owen really quick the gummy bear thing oh yeah all right so so cole cole uh go ahead 0.99

01:27:03.840 cool oh damn it um so uh i don't know if you've ever been with a woman that uh didn't have great 0.95

01:27:13.840 hygiene and then like you were dating her and you know and she wants you to go down on him a lot 0.99

01:27:19.200 yeah that's yeah she she cheated on me a lot too that was the other kind of part of the story like 1.00

01:27:23.280 this she was a whore i was in high school it was like i was like it was my senior year it was her junior 1.00

01:27:27.920 year and like i you know i was dating her and i found out during during the relationship and after 0.99

01:27:33.520 that she was cheating on me a lot but what i said like like 10 times uh with different men

01:27:44.320 how many times did you have sex with her zero 1.00

01:27:46.960 and uh i mean we never had sex but so what i did do was i would i would try to eat her out 1.00

01:27:57.920 but like i said it was it was so she's cheating on you dude if you're like that she's like oh you're 1.00

01:28:03.760 if you agree to this you're pathetic it was you're absolutely right it was so bad that i was like i was 0.98

01:28:11.120 looking up things on how to help this out and like for like i didn't want to tell her that she stunk 0.99

01:28:17.280 and so instead i was like it's on me so i took some gummy bears and i stuffed them in my mouth

01:28:25.200 no god in some ways in some ways i would think that the contrast of the sweet in your mouth and

01:28:32.160 then the funky in front of you would actually make it worse did it it's sweet and sour

01:28:38.960 if you googled it and the answer was like how about you don't go down on a girl and you just 0.99

01:28:43.680 like a straight person i feel the same way about breasts like oh i'm gonna lick her tits i'm like 1.00

01:28:50.800 what are you a baby like grown men 1.00

01:28:54.080 i went down on her it's like oh god 0.55

01:29:09.120 stopping you're stopping like cunnilingus among the bears right you're stopping all this stuff 0.99

01:29:13.520 i don't stop i don't tell anyone how to live i just make fun of shit i think is gay and then 0.98

01:29:17.440 people are like oh that's a cult then oh you make me feel bad about my cunnilingus i'm like dude 0.99

01:29:22.720 imagine being a woman just look at the top of a guy's head just floundering around and you wonder

01:29:27.440 why she disrespects you in front of your friends you know it's just oh dude and the sopranos they 0.78

01:29:32.960 fucking agree with me remember that's true yeah like uh uh bushman in the kalahari i would yeah

01:29:38.960 i was raised that that was a mockable offense you know it was seen as oh and could you could you 0.97

01:29:44.480 psychoanalyze toad for me real quick do you think that the fact that he's so obsessed with uh not

01:29:50.160 just not just breasts but lactating breasts and he wants to breastfeed is that is that indicative of 0.98

01:29:55.280 abuse from his mother i can't make that call but it's gay 0.99

01:30:02.960 indubitably gay 1.00

01:30:05.920 i don't know cole's high school girlfriend went straight to walmart black clerks 0.95

01:30:10.960 she she literally met one of the guys she cheated on me with in a walmart parking lot 1.00

01:30:14.480 all right now that we've explained multiple levels of lore do you think we should watch this lini

01:30:18.080 edit yeah so there we go aligning hobbomok production let's check it out

01:30:27.840 all right there we go

01:30:32.480 is this really oh my god 0.99

01:30:39.680 this is awesome is it scrumptious or isn't it oh cock number two of this year's cock 0.99

01:30:44.880 over i'm gonna give it yeah a scrum diddly umptious 0.99

01:30:56.720 this is so bad

01:30:58.880 oh my god no 0.98

01:31:02.880 i just want you to look at the cocks and and just wait i just want you to look at them 1.00

01:31:06.480 should we do you it's a hog man 0.97

01:31:08.720 as soon as i saw it i was like this guy's gonna win

01:31:22.720 do you do only fans is that what you're saying my yeah i'll do an only fans

01:31:41.440 that's an attack on our country 0.99

01:31:58.880 well the next cock up is a very nice cock 0.99

01:32:09.440 the only cocks i want to see are beautiful and big 1.00

01:32:37.440 a whore you're a fucking slut ass it's literally horror behavior 1.00

01:32:41.680 it's like literally like stoned like bury you waist deep and stone you 1.00

01:32:55.440 you're gonna you're gonna 0.99

01:33:09.680 you're gonna you're gonna fuck top up with that oh top's gonna cry man 0.99

01:33:12.880 oh what a way to end the episode 0.99

01:33:16.240 oh that is oh man guys sorry sorry about your loss top guys everyone top's dog died yeah top's dog

01:33:22.800 that's a wild ride right and then end on the dog thing

01:33:27.920 yeah so many emotions so many emotions yeah that's like that was like a guantanamo bay

01:33:33.760 like torture thing yeah

01:33:35.360 yeah panic thing about a man's dog that was quite a ride dude i feel like i'm in a glass case of emotions right now

01:33:42.880 that would kill a muslim if you showed him that video honestly guys i think that's a good that's a good spot to leave it at um oh and remind people where they can see your special wait let me let me do a plug 0.98

01:33:51.920 oh and leave them on that leave them on your thing and we'll pull up your stuff but uh toplobser.com you just have new uh new merch 0.68

01:33:59.200 merch ray palooza stuff like that and uh check out brogrove.com please

01:34:04.080 check it out owen go ahead man we're gonna pull up your stuff

01:34:07.760 oh yeah so just owenbenjamin.com new special must be nights totally uh community

01:34:13.440 uh built and created on the land that we uh we got for our own events after i was kicked off all that stuff

01:34:20.560 we uh we knew it was just up to us you know that's the the no victim mentality that's what uh

01:34:26.000 i was talking about earlier and so we've had three festivals and we had the we recorded this one must be

01:34:32.320 nice and it's it's clean it's family friendly but it's edgy it has that that vibe to it where i talk

01:34:37.680 about pretty big topics and it's uh it's solid it's a good date it's a good uh thing to watch on a 0.95

01:34:44.000 date with a wife or a girlfriend or her toad uh his own cock by the way do you still own a huge 0.60

01:34:51.440 pianist.com i think so i haven't used it in a while though but that's always i always loved that 0.90

01:34:57.760 whenever i remember like hearing that like when i was watching old light of the crowd or like i used

01:35:01.520 to watch it every day uh huge pianist huge i didn't i didn't know i didn't know that a pianist was like

01:35:06.880 someone who plays a piano so i've just been looking at gabe horn trying to find your content 0.96

01:35:10.880 like every time like owens kept saying huge penis.com i would go there yeah every time i go 0.99

01:35:16.560 there there's no owen benjamin it's fucking it sucks there's some really good sweatpants so i 0.99

01:35:22.800 i just start rating what i see there's a really tall guy i mean but i like it's 0.97

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01:37:21.360 that's all folks

Tower Gang - October 17, 2024

Ep 199 - Foreskin in the Game w⧸ Owen Benjamin

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