Tower Gang - Ep 2 - All My Homies Hate Sarwark w⧸ Shane Hazel

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00:00:15.620 Welcome back to the Tower Gang Power Hour.

00:00:19.500 And if you were not satisfied with the autism last time,

00:00:22.560 you better damn well be prepared for Autism 316

00:00:25.520 because we have Shane Hazel in the building.

00:00:29.100 Here with us again is Toad and Cole.

00:00:32.620 And on our – well, actually, I'm confused because my shit's mirrored.

00:00:36.080 On my right here, which will be y'all's left, is Jose Galison.

00:00:41.060 So, Jose, go ahead and give yourself a little bit of an introduction

00:00:44.240 because we had Cole and Toad last time and myself.

00:00:47.240 And we'll give the floor to Shane to introduce himself.

00:00:51.240 Yeah, I guess I'm a Tower Gang member as well.

00:00:54.900 I have my own show, though, so I'm not going to be here all the time.

00:00:56.800 Like I've been saying to everybody in the group chat,

00:00:59.480 this is kind of like Justice League or fucking Avengers.

00:01:02.340 We've got a rotating cast.

00:01:03.560 We've got Nick – or not Nick, but like we've got Toad and Cole here.

00:01:07.000 And then we've got fucking Cap, who's not here.

00:01:09.080 And those are kind of like the three, like the Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman.

00:01:12.280 But I'm like your Doctor Strange that hops in every now and then, you know,

00:01:15.540 and fucking stupid OP.

00:01:17.280 I'm a team buster, but, you know, fucking – I'm not there all the time.

00:01:21.900 So, yeah, I got my own show, No Way Jose.

00:01:24.720 If you want to check me out, hit me up on YouTube, all the podcasts, all that shit.

00:01:28.120 Put it on to the real dude, fucking – I guess you could call him the fucking –

00:01:32.160 the Hulk of the group.

00:01:34.660 The Hulk of the group.

00:01:36.220 A new fucking – a new Tower Gang member today.

00:01:43.080 Yeah, I guess – am I next, I guess?

00:01:45.040 Yeah, go ahead and next.

00:01:45.680 Yeah, I'm more like the Green Lantern, like that guy that's kind of funny

00:01:48.940 that nobody wants to fucking see, right?

00:01:50.580 Like, fuck DC.

00:01:54.940 No, I'm Shane.

00:01:56.120 I run the podcast Radical.

00:01:58.260 I've done some things politically, I guess, here and there.

00:02:00.420 And, I mean, I don't know.

00:02:02.580 I'm just down to talk liberty and whatever the fuck else you guys are into.

00:02:06.860 And, I mean, seriously, honored to be part of the Tower Gang, man.

00:02:10.880 That's fucking awesome.

00:02:12.400 Man, it's growing like crazy, isn't it?

00:02:13.920 I have seen – I mean, Nick was on Malice's stream last night shouting us out.

00:02:19.500 We have shout-outs on Dave with Dave Smith.

00:02:22.460 We have – I mean, it's – what, it's been a month?

00:02:27.060 It's been a few months, but everybody seems to enjoy it.

00:02:30.900 I mean, it's blown up.

00:02:34.020 Being Pete Keonez, we were talking about it, you know, not only at the convention,

00:02:39.240 but on the last podcast we were on together.

00:02:41.700 That's sweet.

00:02:43.660 It's huge, man.

00:02:45.320 You mean with me, right?

00:02:46.660 Am I him?

00:02:50.100 No, Toad.

00:02:50.820 We already figured you out.

00:02:51.880 You are –

00:02:52.380 I've been told I look like him.

00:02:54.880 Oh, that was last week when I was wearing the hat.

00:02:57.460 Yeah, you were wearing a beanie, so.

00:02:59.940 I mean, as far as the Avengers thing is concerned,

00:03:01.920 I think I'm the fat alcoholic version of Thor.

00:03:05.540 That's pretty much me.

00:03:07.580 The fucking best version.

00:03:08.840 I was going to say the blob.

00:03:09.420 You're a villain.

00:03:10.600 The blob.

00:03:11.060 Yeah.

00:03:12.400 But also super autistic.

00:03:14.160 Yeah, maybe I'm the blob.

00:03:15.100 I don't know.

00:03:17.020 By the way, I was – we were supposed to have Josh Smith and Break the Cycle on tonight,

00:03:22.480 but instead we upgraded to Shane.

00:03:24.280 So we're really happy about that.

00:03:28.080 Pretty much in every way possible.

00:03:29.660 I mean, except I don't know this, but he probably has more kids than you, right?

00:03:35.760 Oh, man, yeah.

00:03:36.740 I mean, I thought I was doing all right by doing better than just me and my wife.

00:03:40.240 You know, the 2.5 kids.

00:03:41.560 I got three.

00:03:42.500 But man, Josh, he's got like fucking a gang of people, fire team, all that shit.

00:03:47.360 And you're just like, whoa, dude.

00:03:48.820 I mean, to do seven kids and be a grandfather at 38 years old, that guy's –

00:03:55.600 Yeah.

00:03:56.140 When he mentioned he's a grandfather, I mean, dude's a gilf.

00:03:59.420 Yeah, I was going to say he –

00:04:00.780 Right?

00:04:03.120 He just shot right past DILF and just went – I was just like, nope.

00:04:09.700 I mean, a gilf with no gray hairs is pretty nice.

00:04:14.220 I mean –

00:04:15.580 Rarity, too.

00:04:16.620 It's the dream.

00:04:17.900 It's the dream, and if you shave your head, you can accomplish it at least.

00:04:24.900 Well, an obvious thing I want to ask you, Shane, is I was seeing you getting a lot of crap from some –

00:04:29.400 but I think they were neocons, correct me if I'm wrong, for ruining the Georgia election.

00:04:34.640 Oh, yeah.

00:04:35.160 A lot of people hate my guts for –

00:04:37.400 I don't know, for telling the truth about their candidate.

00:04:40.900 I mean, that's really what it about boils down to is like, hey, man, this guy sucks at what he's supposed to be doing,

00:04:46.100 and your rights are suffering and all that kind of stuff.

00:04:49.020 So people are like, nah, fuck that guy.

00:04:50.440 I'm not going to vote for him.

00:04:51.400 I'm never voting GOP again.

00:04:53.220 So I don't know.

00:04:54.180 Maybe it's my fault for telling the truth.

00:04:58.000 Only in politics, man.

00:04:59.400 It's just like, man, we fucking hate those guys that really talk some sense to some people out there.

00:05:05.440 It's the world we live in, man.

00:05:07.320 It's all in its head for sure.

00:05:09.000 Now, for those who don't know, you did run in Georgia for the Senate.

00:05:13.420 Yeah.

00:05:13.900 I ran for U.S. Senate.

00:05:16.100 I ran to be a spoiler, so mission accomplished and spent zero fucking dollars to do it.

00:05:21.000 That's how fucking – that's how bad their candidate was, right?

00:05:24.480 Like, David Perdue was fucking worse than AOC, and all I had to do was go, here he is on this, and here he is on this.

00:05:30.440 Like, he fucking hates guns.

00:05:31.600 He doesn't believe in fucking private property.

00:05:33.900 He's just really kind of a piece of shit.

00:05:36.080 And, you know, like – and then I gave him my platform, man.

00:05:39.720 And, hey, here's 115,000 fucking voters.

00:05:42.900 Just come in here and say, hey, I'm going to push cannabis legalization.

00:05:46.860 And he couldn't even do that.

00:05:48.100 Like, he bitched the fuck out.

00:05:49.640 And you're just like, well, I guess the liberty vote just doesn't matter.

00:05:52.560 You're going to do it on your own.

00:05:54.080 And then he didn't.

00:05:54.980 Nope.

00:05:55.200 So, fuck that guy.

00:05:58.920 And then whichever side loses, no matter which one it is, they get to blame you.

00:06:02.540 Yep.

00:06:03.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:04.560 Yeah.

00:06:06.100 Schrodinger's a cat, right?

00:06:07.380 I mean, it's like, you'll never fucking do anything.

00:06:10.200 You cost us the election.

00:06:11.560 You're like, well, motherfuckers?

00:06:13.300 Like, which one was it?

00:06:14.520 Like, you guys really need to get your shit together.

00:06:17.580 Yeah, the funny thing.

00:06:18.360 I did like how you – I did like how you had those Catholic Republican kids you fucking chewed out.

00:06:24.420 And how you fucking told them how shitty the constitutional – like, how bad that fucking dude was.

00:06:29.840 Like, compared to AOC.

00:06:31.920 Were you beating the drum too at the same time?

00:06:35.260 Oh, this is hysterical, man.

00:06:37.160 I mean, I kind of felt bad for the kid because, you know, you came in and like super good conversation.

00:06:42.900 You know, just introducing people to the ideas of fucking liberty.

00:06:46.380 And this kid's got like hair down to his shoulders, right?

00:06:49.060 And as the night goes on, you just see him like blowing out, blowing the hair out of his face, like pushing it out.

00:06:53.860 He's like just getting fucking creamed by a Mack truck all night long.

00:06:57.400 I mean, it's like cognitive dissonance and shit.

00:06:59.600 And he's just like, whoa, what the fuck?

00:07:01.180 This is not going the way I planned it.

00:07:03.000 But I think he learned something.

00:07:04.880 I think some people that were watching learned some shit too.

00:07:07.820 It's funny when you're 18, 19, 20, you think you know fucking everything until someone comes in and knows some shit.

00:07:12.480 And you're like, oh, fuck.

00:07:14.180 I feel like we deal with that all the time on Twitter, right?

00:07:18.680 Like people who are around that age, 18, they think they got it all figured out.

00:07:21.960 Oh, I've been an ANCAP for three – or I was an ANCAP for three years.

00:07:25.380 I'm not mentioning anybody specifically.

00:07:27.020 And now I've decided –

00:07:28.400 Austin Peterson.

00:07:29.400 Yeah.

00:07:29.760 I'm not talking about –

00:07:30.660 That was fun.

00:07:35.600 That was a lot of fun.

00:07:36.780 Who was it?

00:07:38.260 Oh, God.

00:07:39.060 It wasn't – it was Luke from Biting the Bullet.

00:07:41.400 It was like, yeah, man, no matter who you vote for,

00:07:44.220 you always get John McCain when he was talking about Austin Peterson.

00:07:47.180 I was like, fucking A, dude.

00:07:48.720 Yeah.

00:07:49.460 That guy's turn.

00:07:50.840 And that's – well, that's a Tom Woods-ism.

00:07:52.480 That's a Tom Woods quote, yeah.

00:07:53.840 Oh, is that right?

00:07:54.680 Yeah.

00:07:55.840 Yeah.

00:07:56.400 And he might have actually been quoting somebody else.

00:07:58.920 Well, even if it was John McCain, Nick Sark would still vote for him, so.

00:08:02.120 That's right.

00:08:03.120 Dude, you have to.

00:08:05.100 That's a perfect lead-in for a bit.

00:08:06.880 We can't drop that.

00:08:08.220 You don't ever say – don't say you're doing a bit, dude.

00:08:11.040 That's not how you do it.

00:08:12.900 Goddamn.

00:08:13.260 I don't give a fuck.

00:08:14.180 We're super professional here.

00:08:15.600 All right.

00:08:16.160 I'll go ahead and introduce it.

00:08:17.780 What we've been talking about – we were talking about like maybe changing the title,

00:08:20.680 and so then we kind of got ideas that we would – these would spur off bits.

00:08:23.980 First bit, Tower Gangbang.

00:08:25.680 This was going to be a title, but we figured, you know what?

00:08:27.360 This would be great.

00:08:28.060 Just take a person and just fucking shit on them because that's kind of part of what Tower Gang is.

00:08:33.400 Maybe we can even gangbang and do like nice gangbangs, you know,

00:08:36.040 like compliment gangbangs at some point.

00:08:38.240 But this week is Nick Starlogger.

00:08:41.260 A gentle gangbang.

00:08:44.040 We should start with Nick on this one.

00:08:46.720 Yeah.

00:08:47.040 Yeah, absolutely.

00:08:47.880 That was the plan.

00:08:51.080 He's still more liberty than most of the fucking Republicans and Democrats, right?

00:08:54.760 So we'll give him that much.

00:08:56.800 But like if you guys are going to do this, like if you compliment him kind of back in,

00:09:02.720 you'll be like, hey, man, Nick's one of those never quit fucking guys, right?

00:09:06.040 Like, did you see this fucking weekend he got crushed?

00:09:09.520 Yeah, by nobody.

00:09:11.000 No doubt.

00:09:12.300 It's called foreplay.

00:09:14.160 Before the gangbang, you give him a little bit of compliment, foreplay a little bit,

00:09:18.860 and then you just start ranting.

00:09:20.140 That's it right after.

00:09:20.860 You got to, you got to neg him first, right?

00:09:24.240 So that he thinks you're not into him.

00:09:29.520 All right.

00:09:30.240 So I say we go around and rant on why he fucking sucks, or you can compliment him if you want.

00:09:34.700 Who wants to go first?

00:09:36.520 You can compliment him, Dave.

00:09:37.600 It's fine.

00:09:38.100 Oh, yeah, we'll get into that, too.

00:09:41.500 We'll get into that, too.

00:09:43.480 That leads into our next point.

00:09:45.660 Let's go ahead and let Shane have this floor.

00:09:47.380 You want to have a couple minutes to talk on your buddy, fucking Nicky Poo?

00:09:52.160 Yeah, you know what?

00:09:54.300 My boy.

00:09:56.980 Man, I'll tell you what.

00:09:58.420 Like, Nick is that fucking guy that drove me away from the LP for quite a few years, man.

00:10:03.300 Like, I had really thought about it, you know, in 2012.

00:10:06.740 And I think when he came into office in, like, 2014, and I was just, like, I was starting to flirt with the idea.

00:10:12.840 I was like, man, because of this guy and guys like him at the LP, which is all I saw, right?

00:10:19.340 Like, I saw the head shed, and I was just like, I can't be part of that fucking clown show.

00:10:24.640 Like, this is bullshit, right?

00:10:25.920 Like, no way.

00:10:27.080 And I'll tell you, you know, what was, I think, glorious for me to see was the vindication of that come through in the debate with Davey.

00:10:36.740 Smith, and then I guess he came on to his show afterwards, and I was, I can remember how epic the fucking takedown was.

00:10:44.440 Because where I was, I was driving north in Virginia on 95, and I was just eating the shit up.

00:10:51.420 I can tell you the fucking rent-a-car I was driving.

00:10:53.480 It was amazing.

00:10:54.560 It was just like, oh, it's over.

00:10:56.460 It's fucking over.

00:10:57.620 The dude's exposed.

00:10:58.460 He did the same thing that I did to damn Senator Perdue down here.

00:11:03.260 He just told him the truth and had him speak, and that was it, man.

00:11:06.720 It was fucking glorious.

00:11:08.220 But yeah, glad that guy lost the fucking nota.

00:11:10.320 It's, it's going to get sad after this, I think.

00:11:14.880 Sad for him or sad for, like, the ilk?

00:11:16.500 Yeah, you guys know.

00:11:17.180 Oh, no, sad for him.

00:11:18.900 Oh, okay.

00:11:21.480 Well, we should probably specifically say that.

00:11:23.200 You guys know, right, what are you going to say?

00:11:27.100 Oh, I was going to say, you guys know that I'm not a huge fan of politics.

00:11:30.640 I'm more like the agorist ilk.

00:11:32.420 But for the first time, this has allowed me to build root for someone that I actually fucking like politically.

00:11:38.840 Noda.

00:11:40.280 So I don't feel bad at all fucking dancing on the grave of Nick Starbuck.

00:11:44.080 If anything, I rejoice in my favorite political candidate ever.

00:11:47.480 Noda.

00:11:48.040 Fucking, I hope Noda goes all the way and wins every fucking election.

00:11:51.480 Hell yeah.

00:11:53.580 All right, that's all I got.

00:11:54.760 True libertarian.

00:11:56.020 True libertarian.

00:11:58.120 Well, well, my favorite thing about Nick Starbuck seems like he probably was a straight A student.

00:12:02.780 So that's, there's my compliment.

00:12:04.240 And then I'll fucking return by saying he's also, he's also the kid that would remind the teacher that they had homework last night.

00:12:12.100 And he would rat out everybody.

00:12:13.480 He would rat out the kids for saying curse words.

00:12:16.340 You know, curse words like shut up.

00:12:18.600 You know, and he was just a complete fucking nerd.

00:12:21.480 Who belongs in a locker.

00:12:22.760 And that's where we shoved him.

00:12:24.020 Or that's where Noda shoved him.

00:12:25.380 Literally nobody took Nick Starbuck, dunked his head in the toilet, then tarred and feathered him, then shoved him in a fucking locker.

00:12:32.200 And he, I am enjoying every bit of this shit.

00:12:34.400 How much of a wet napkin fucking lame ass do you have to be to lose to literally nobody?

00:12:39.620 He lost to nobody.

00:12:41.500 LP guys.

00:12:42.740 Nick Starbuck lost to fucking nobody.

00:12:45.360 How does that make you feel, Archie?

00:12:46.880 Does that make you feel fucking, what's that other fucker saying that they're being a Dave Smith?

00:12:51.080 I forget his name because he's a loser and he's a nobody too.

00:12:53.760 Which one?

00:12:54.520 Andy Craig?

00:12:55.540 Andy Craig.

00:12:56.340 How does that make you feel, Andy?

00:12:59.220 That's all I got.

00:13:00.840 Damn, Nick.

00:13:02.340 Damn.

00:13:02.700 Well, and, you know, just to, I guess, clarify, because I don't know if people even are aware of it.

00:13:09.320 Like, Nick did just lose a race.

00:13:11.680 I think it was, what, for the New Hampshire L.E. Treasurer?

00:13:15.760 Yeah.

00:13:15.940 So that's what we're talking about.

00:13:16.920 He lost to literally no one.

00:13:19.460 None of the above.

00:13:21.380 But, I mean, the thing that sticks in my mind, though, as far as Nick goes, is that video that he posted a while back on Twitter of him chopping, like, this tiny-ass log while in flip-flops and, like, and wearing some, like, you know, just button-down shirt.

00:13:36.500 He looked like he was about to go golfing, and he's just swinging this axe at this tiny-ass log, not even able to chop it.

00:13:43.140 I don't know what he was doing, and I just made fun of him because he was wearing flip-flops.

00:13:46.720 I called him Paul Bunyan.

00:13:50.500 Man, that is a shit-tier joke.

00:13:54.500 And, well, yeah, I mean.

00:13:56.440 How can you be from New Hampshire and not how to chop fucking wood?

00:13:59.540 For real!

00:14:00.380 Exactly.

00:14:00.600 You don't wear sandals.

00:14:02.120 And I don't know if he posted that as, like, look how manly I am or what, but obviously it had the complete opposite effect.

00:14:09.080 It was one of the wussiest things ever.

00:14:10.660 I don't know if we can still find that video, but I'd watch it on a loop, man, and just laugh at it.

00:14:15.540 Dude, the funniest thing to me is just how right after he loses, he comes out and he says, I didn't really want it.

00:14:26.920 Like, I didn't really want to win.

00:14:28.840 I was the only qualified person.

00:14:30.800 Like, shut the fuck up.

00:14:33.100 You wanted to win this so bad.

00:14:35.000 You used to be the head of the LP.

00:14:36.740 Now you're wanting treasure.

00:14:37.720 You just want some kind of good, cushy job.

00:14:42.040 You're not going to get any – you're a piece of shit.

00:14:44.260 You're soft as jello.

00:14:46.360 Like, it was just so funny to me.

00:14:49.080 And then everybody – the people that were, like, backing him up, like, no, no, trust me.

00:14:53.960 He didn't really care about winning this.

00:14:55.960 Like, then why did he fucking run?

00:14:57.700 Like, if you lose to nobody, you aren't –

00:15:01.720 Yes!

00:15:02.100 Yes!

00:15:03.640 Yes!

00:15:04.260 We found it.

00:15:05.280 What is he doing?

00:15:07.720 Oh, no!

00:15:08.240 Oh, right.

00:15:08.620 It was a tiny tree.

00:15:09.740 It was like a Charlie –

00:15:10.460 Fucking tree!

00:15:11.680 I forgot, yeah.

00:15:12.760 It was like a Charlie Brown Christmas tree and he can't even chop it down.

00:15:15.700 I forgot.

00:15:16.800 Dude, I'm surprised he's not fucking wearing gloves and safety glasses.

00:15:20.320 What a bitch.

00:15:22.280 I – dude, he –

00:15:23.600 There's no sound.

00:15:24.940 I'm surprised he didn't ask what the pronoun for that tree was before he hit it down.

00:15:29.700 He posted this video himself.

00:15:32.060 Yeah.

00:15:32.360 Oh, yeah, he did.

00:15:34.260 Dude, what the fuck?

00:15:36.640 Landscaping.

00:15:37.040 Wait, what was that Clint's comment on this?

00:15:41.420 This is an analogy for how he ran the LP.

00:15:45.860 He chops down that fucking tree just as well as he ran the fucking LP.

00:15:51.460 You could do better with the fucking Leatherman saw tool, like the little bitty pocket knife tool with the saw on it.

00:15:57.140 You could have done better with – I could do better with that.

00:15:59.260 Oh, I think you're going to say he was eventually able to ruin what was left of the LP.

00:16:04.500 I mean, he's seriously – I mean, if he would have had his way, I think the LP – I mean, I can't see the LP being around in like 10 years.

00:16:14.200 If he was still the head in like 10 years, it would be worse than the Green Party.

00:16:19.980 I mean, it would – the National Socialist Party would be bigger than – I mean, it's so bad what he's done to the LP.

00:16:27.640 But, I mean, I guess that goes in what David said about how he – I mean, he kind of complimented him in a tweet, which the Knicks are work.

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00:16:49.560 Hashtag make a play.

00:16:52.900 Reply to it was even better.

00:16:54.880 I mean, just how petty that motherfucker is.

00:16:58.200 I mean, literally, just – Dave, you can compliment me, but all your fans, like – oh, God.

00:17:04.520 You're an asshole.

00:17:05.320 Yeah, so, I mean, my take on this was that – because Dave, like, kind of extended an olive branch to Nick today.

00:17:13.740 We're basically – he was just talking about, like, unity, essentially.

00:17:17.020 Like, yeah, even though, like, Nick has sucked in the past or whatever, like, you know, we have some common goals here, and, like, I'm fine with them.

00:17:23.180 Whatever the tweet was, I forget.

00:17:24.280 We can try to find it if you want.

00:17:25.900 But I think he was, like, playing 4D chess and trying to make Nick look like the complete asshole in this situation.

00:17:31.560 I think he succeeded in doing that.

00:17:33.460 Yeah, because Nick – yeah, Nick came back with some – yeah.

00:17:38.200 Yeah, Nick came back with some snarky response that made him look like a dick.

00:17:41.720 I forget what it was, though.

00:17:45.520 That's all he's been doing for – I mean, ever since the Mises caucus has ever had any sort of relevance, it's just – I'm just going to be snarky and an asshole to them and then hope that works out as the – to where the people will still love me.

00:17:59.620 I mean, it's such a weird strategy.

00:18:01.760 I mean, I guess he looked at Trump and thought – no, he definitely didn't look at Trump and thought I could do that.

00:18:07.540 Well, that's the thing about the Mises caucus, too, right?

00:18:09.800 It's like, listen, if you're going to be snarky and bitchy with these guys, man, they're just going to call you a bitch.

00:18:15.680 They're the wrong people, yeah.

00:18:16.640 They don't give a fuck how you don't chop down fucking trees, you know what I mean?

00:18:23.380 You're not the alpha, man, and these guys, they don't fucking respect that kind of shit at all.

00:18:30.060 You're going to be a bitch.

00:18:31.160 You're going to be called a bitch.

00:18:33.460 Yeah, only the betas in the movement respect that.

00:18:36.700 But what Trump should have done is run for the LP nomination because then Nick would have to vote for him.

00:18:44.480 It literally – and it's such a – I don't know.

00:18:53.440 When I saw Dave's tweet, I just want to be – when I saw Dave's tweet, the first thing I did is I sent to the Tower Gang chat.

00:18:59.040 I said, Dave's a fan because – it's the first thing I said because it's – to me –

00:19:06.720 Massad, get it right.

00:19:07.940 He's Jewish, right?

00:19:08.960 Yeah, yes.

00:19:10.460 Massad.

00:19:10.940 Anti-Semite confirmed.

00:19:15.540 Uh-oh.

00:19:17.140 Archie Flower would like to have a word with you.

00:19:19.840 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:22.040 If Dave is Massad, I wonder if he was working with Jeffrey Epstein.

00:19:26.320 Oh, it's hard to tell.

00:19:27.920 But what – what has Nick done to further the cause of liberty?

00:19:36.100 And I think that was a question that Dave maybe had asked him whenever they debated.

00:19:39.980 I think he did.

00:19:40.460 But he had said something – but it's like –

00:19:42.620 I think he inspired Michael Heiss.

00:19:45.520 Yeah, I mean –

00:19:46.520 I could say that he inspired Dave to run or Dave to – well, maybe run.

00:19:51.020 But I think the –

00:19:53.640 Get way more involved for sure.

00:19:55.740 The takeover.

00:19:57.260 I think that's the best thing you could say is that he was so shitty that he inspired good people to actually run, which is supposed to be how government works.

00:20:06.680 Well, yeah, he's –

00:20:07.800 Yeah, he's inspiring a reaction basically that may lead to the Libertarian Party becoming more Libertarian again.

00:20:15.980 So –

00:20:16.260 Wait, are we reactionaries?

00:20:18.100 Hell yeah.

00:20:18.560 Oh, shit.

00:20:22.440 We're –

00:20:23.120 Neo-libertarian reactionaries.

00:20:26.840 I already got two – I'm pointing the wrong way.

00:20:29.100 Two skinheads in the group.

00:20:30.660 I can't point right.

00:20:31.240 That's true.

00:20:32.040 You do.

00:20:33.100 I know everything's reversed.

00:20:34.800 Like, what am I pointing at?

00:20:35.620 Fuck this.

00:20:36.060 I can't.

00:20:36.680 I'm going to just stop trying to do that now.

00:20:38.120 What side of my head is bleeding?

00:20:39.500 I don't know.

00:20:44.320 Does anybody have anything else on Dave?

00:20:45.900 I mean, we could talk about them for like –

00:20:48.340 We could talk about the LP just constantly for, you know, an hour and a half.

00:20:52.000 I just –

00:20:52.520 But, I mean, it's been beating to death all day.

00:20:53.920 I'll end with something good.

00:20:55.120 Like, that guy, man, he, as the functioning autistic chair, you know, like when it was time to do business a lot of times, like, he kind of got through business pretty quick.

00:21:06.320 I'll give him that.

00:21:07.880 Yeah.

00:21:08.160 I see that.

00:21:09.660 Yeah, I've heard that that was, like, the one good thing about him.

00:21:12.080 And all he had to do was, like, basically not run his mouth and try to, like, go after some of the best people in the movement.

00:21:18.640 Wasn't that something that – I believe that was brought up by somebody that before, like, just a couple years ago, he did keep his head down pretty much.

00:21:26.740 I mean, he kept his head down.

00:21:28.360 He just did the business.

00:21:29.400 But I don't know what caused him to start being so outspoken and so snarky and so bitchy.

00:21:37.520 I mean, was it after – I don't know.

00:21:41.540 He's still not the head of the LP, is he?

00:21:43.760 No, it's just how agency guys are.

00:21:45.560 You know, a lot of this shit started out whenever Tom Woods and Eric – well, Eric July never joined the party, but Tom Woods first joined the party, and then him and Eric July had a spat with Talib Kweli, the rapper, and Sarwark, like, Sarwark was joining in on that.

00:22:05.900 This is the first I had ever heard of Sarwark myself was whenever all that shit was going on.

00:22:10.400 So I don't know if that's the first time he kind of poked his head out of his little foxhole, but, I mean, you were talking about him doing well with the business.

00:22:17.860 He's fucking Milhouse, and then Milhouse developed a fucking attitude.

00:22:22.060 That's what it is.

00:22:23.300 For some reason, he decided, I'm going to start speaking like Bart, but I'm actually Milhouse, so nothing that's going to come out of my mouth is going to be worth a goddamn.

00:22:31.600 Cole, your camera is, like, scuffed.

00:22:33.920 Okay, there you are.

00:22:34.780 My internet went out real quick.

00:22:36.940 That's a weird way for internet to go out.

00:22:43.100 That pornhub trying to come through.

00:22:48.560 Which, speaking of – you're talking about, like, that's how an agent man does.

00:22:53.940 Feds are.

00:22:55.260 Yeah, Feds are.

00:22:56.180 One of the first tweets after I saw that he lost a nota, I posted a thing that said the CIA, after they see he loses, Sarwark is no use to them.

00:23:05.380 And I just had a guy just cocking a gun.

00:23:09.640 I remember that.

00:23:15.860 Touche.

00:23:16.540 Come with me.

00:23:17.620 Come behind the woodshed over here.

00:23:19.940 We're going to take care of you.

00:23:21.780 He's going to suicide himself with two shots to the back of the head.

00:23:24.960 That horse has broken its leg.

00:23:26.880 All right, let's move on to Golden Towers because this kind of leads in perfectly because we towered Dave.

00:23:35.040 We towered Dave, and it felt weird doing so, but it just felt so right at the same time because of the fact that, you know, he was putting up for Nick.

00:23:43.860 And so what is it we did?

00:23:45.020 We did Dave is gay for Nick.

00:23:46.440 Yeah, that was another one of my suggestions.

00:23:49.920 Sorry, Cole, because Cole mentioned he had suggested Dave as a fad or something.

00:23:53.860 And yeah, I don't know.

00:23:54.960 We went with Dave is gay for Nick.

00:23:58.720 And he hopped in mid-fucking tower and then just stole all the fucking thunder.

00:24:04.320 Like double likes and anything else.

00:24:07.480 It's so great.

00:24:08.760 Is that why I said don't you fucking tower me bitches or something?

00:24:12.580 Yes, you bastards, yeah.

00:24:13.940 Like a boss.

00:24:15.940 And he even typed in an O.

00:24:18.060 Somebody said Dave is gay, and after the G, he put an O.

00:24:21.900 And then after that, he put ha-ha.

00:24:24.240 Right.

00:24:24.760 And then someone, they continued it and said Dave is goat shit.

00:24:30.680 And then somebody else continued it and did Dave is goy.

00:24:37.120 Goy?

00:24:38.780 I was like, is that a Jewish reference?

00:24:41.540 I wouldn't think so.

00:24:42.480 It means a non-Jewish.

00:24:45.340 Oh, shit, yeah.

00:24:47.240 Because Jose said it felt like wrong, but right at the same time.

00:24:50.140 It felt like if you went and you found some really fucked up porn or something like that,

00:24:56.220 and you jerked off to it, you'd feel like this is really wrong, but also, damn, it felt good.

00:25:01.040 I feel like I hit it just right at the end with the fucking scene from Lord of the Rings with fucking Frodo after the ring went in and it says, it is done.

00:25:11.560 Like, that's what it felt like.

00:25:13.100 Like, it had to be done, but it didn't, but it was just, it just didn't feel right, fucking towering my boy.

00:25:18.600 Yeah, well, it was, it was kind of a positivity, it was a gentle ribbing of Dave, right?

00:25:24.220 Yeah, yes.

00:25:25.200 He knew it was busting balls.

00:25:27.560 I know he knew that for sure.

00:25:29.340 Can we pull that one up?

00:25:30.760 Sure, sure, sure.

00:25:31.380 Let me, do you guys, do you guys send it in the chat?

00:25:33.240 I'm sorry.

00:25:33.660 I linked to it in the chat, yeah.

00:25:36.260 Way back there.

00:25:36.920 It was such a great tower.

00:25:37.600 It's the one that ends with Jose's Lord of the Rings, Frodo casting the ring into Mount Doom or whatever, yeah.

00:25:47.020 It was funny, Toad asked me today if that really encapsulated it right, if it was really like we tossed the ring into Mordor, and I said, if by ring you mean Dave's butthole, then yes.

00:25:58.460 It's an anal ring.

00:26:01.060 Yeah.

00:26:01.680 And now that I know what goy means, I guess Dave is fake and goy.

00:26:06.340 Goyim.

00:26:07.040 Fake and goy.

00:26:10.520 Yeah.

00:26:11.040 Yeah, so this is what he said.

00:26:13.060 While I'm here, I'm going to go and grab Nick's real reply.

00:26:16.460 So this is it right here.

00:26:17.620 So he's saying, I've had some battles with Nick Starwark in the past, but he is not my enemy.

00:26:22.580 I thank him for all the positive contributions that he's made to the LP National.

00:26:26.620 Things really became negative over the past few years.

00:26:30.580 I hope we can put it behind us and fight for human liberty.

00:26:33.060 So he comes in, Nick Starwark does, and says,

00:26:36.320 You seem to have a lot of fans in your replies who are angry about this statement and accusing you of being insincere.

00:26:41.640 What response do you have for them?

00:26:43.520 And look, here's my boy on Ironic right here.

00:26:45.340 Dave still wants to work with you.

00:26:46.540 You still throw a tantrum.

00:26:47.580 So we back up a hair.

00:26:52.120 This is our tower.

00:26:53.020 I don't think I jumped in on this one.

00:26:54.480 I think it was happening whenever I was in the middle of something.

00:26:56.600 But Dave is gay for Nick.

00:26:58.060 I missed it, and I missed it, and I was so mad.

00:27:01.460 I was driving, and I saw it, and I was like, holy fuck.

00:27:04.680 And this is what I was talking about here.

00:27:06.960 Dave says, don't you ever tower me, you bastards.

00:27:10.000 And you see, I've retweeted that.

00:27:11.380 And he put an O.

00:27:12.940 And I guess somebody else.

00:27:15.160 Where is it?

00:27:16.000 How do I?

00:27:17.340 It's there somewhere.

00:27:18.660 Oh, there it is.

00:27:19.340 Goat.

00:27:21.180 Shit.

00:27:22.880 Can we just comment for a second?

00:27:26.100 Yeah.

00:27:27.000 Can we just comment for a second?

00:27:28.800 Tower Gang has gotten so prolific that now fucking Top Lobster has made a shirt for it,

00:27:33.600 along with Autism 316.

00:27:35.280 Hell yeah.

00:27:36.300 Top Lobster, man.

00:27:38.000 All of these guys are badasses.

00:27:40.120 Well, he doubled up in our longest tower ever, so that wasn't it.

00:27:45.000 No, but we fixed it quickly enough.

00:27:47.760 We're like, don't double that shit.

00:27:49.080 Let's do this.

00:27:50.560 He's got something for me.

00:27:52.860 Pro tip, you jump in a tower, don't double.

00:27:54.520 It's going to make you look like a bitch if you fucking do.

00:27:56.360 Don't fucking do it.

00:27:57.580 It's a fucking amateur move.

00:27:59.040 Especially when it was the longest one that we've ever done.

00:28:04.080 Or you can DM somebody who your mutual was with.

00:28:07.500 Marianne Williamson?

00:28:09.640 Yeah, Marianne Williamson.

00:28:11.400 The thing.

00:28:12.380 Yeah.

00:28:13.240 Yeah, oh my god.

00:28:14.500 That one was so funny.

00:28:16.200 Did you guys like that one too?

00:28:17.480 I just remember seeing y'all trying to figure out what to say.

00:28:24.560 And it was just these long ass things.

00:28:26.900 I was like, this is never going to happen.

00:28:28.800 And then y'all started.

00:28:29.880 I was like, okay.

00:28:30.860 It was late.

00:28:31.640 The problem was it was also pretty late at night, I believe.

00:28:33.860 So I didn't think it was going to get done.

00:28:36.780 I actually said one time, I think we've reached the limit of our autism.

00:28:41.080 It was last night.

00:28:44.080 It got stuck like six letters from the end.

00:28:47.320 And then somebody says, let's make it longer.

00:28:49.900 And I was like, oh my god.

00:28:51.660 Yeah.

00:28:52.120 Well, Travis wanted to make it longer at the end.

00:28:54.720 And we wound up not doing that.

00:28:55.620 We actually shortened it from my initial idea.

00:28:58.180 Well, I mean, her tweet was like, don't vote for Rand Paul.

00:29:01.160 I'm like, what the fuck?

00:29:01.740 Like, I mean, it's a shitty tweet.

00:29:04.720 But I'm like, how are we going to respond to that?

00:29:06.120 So I was like, because I'm like a simp for Marianne as far as I think she's hot.

00:29:09.940 So I was like, we're going to tower.

00:29:12.900 Women politicians.

00:29:14.700 Yeah.

00:29:15.400 I was like, we're going to tower.

00:29:17.020 Dude, I like her vibe.

00:29:19.180 It's like, you know, that kind of like hippie, you know, thing.

00:29:22.380 Dude, I bet she's wild in bed.

00:29:25.080 You know what I mean?

00:29:25.980 You don't think she would try to shove like crystals up your ass or something weird like that?

00:29:30.380 Maybe I'd like her real quick.

00:29:34.600 Like, ow, it's sharp, bitch.

00:29:36.380 What are you doing?

00:29:37.200 Get that healing crystal anal beads or something.

00:29:41.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:43.100 So this is what we have here.

00:29:44.860 It's her saying that somebody needs to beat Rand Paul.

00:29:48.020 I'm sorry.

00:29:48.420 I just almost committed a cardinal sin.

00:29:51.760 And so what is the tower?

00:29:54.900 Do you remember it?

00:29:56.280 Yeah, it was originally going to be.

00:29:57.520 I wanted it to be forget about politics.

00:30:02.060 Okay.

00:30:02.720 Just bring some healing crystals and fuck me.

00:30:07.200 I think that was my initial idea.

00:30:11.760 So we shortened it a little bit because we were like, this is too ambitious.

00:30:15.680 Just like, even what we wound up doing was like, it's the longest tower that we've ever done.

00:30:24.160 It's 49 letters.

00:30:25.360 And what we wound up doing, because we kind of thought fuck me was going to get banned.

00:30:29.700 And Travis from A-Gang, he switched it.

00:30:34.320 Lanklet?

00:30:34.920 Yeah, Lanklet.

00:30:35.640 His idea was to switch it up.

00:30:37.120 And he thought it was funnier and so did I.

00:30:38.760 So I was like, all right.

00:30:40.020 So we got rid of the ands and we made it.

00:30:43.320 So it made it a little bit shorter and then a little bit longer at the end, but overall shorter.

00:30:46.800 So the tower actually wound up being forget about politics, bring healing crystals, and fart on me.

00:30:53.780 Is that what it is?

00:30:54.420 That's what it is.

00:30:55.340 Now, what the fuck is this?

00:31:00.320 He wanted to do fart in my mouth, actually, at the end.

00:31:03.360 And that was going to be long.

00:31:05.460 That was going to be long.

00:31:07.080 What is this?

00:31:08.540 Can you tell me what the fuck?

00:31:09.480 Explain yourself, Toad.

00:31:10.520 It is some sort of, I don't know, is it man-bear-pig farting?

00:31:17.820 I don't know what it is.

00:31:18.380 That's not man-bear-pig.

00:31:19.120 Where'd you find it?

00:31:20.640 It makes me think a dancing bear from the porn thing.

00:31:23.200 You know what I'm talking about?

00:31:23.600 Somebody of yours has got to be a deviant.

00:31:25.100 Dude, dude, dude, I know.

00:31:29.800 Who just wheezed?

00:31:31.340 Who the fuck just wheezed?

00:31:33.500 I mean, I know what you're talking about, but I tend to not watch porn that only involves dicks.

00:31:39.480 So, I mean, I've come across it.

00:31:44.440 Oh, Shane is out now.

00:31:45.800 I got a dip, but hey, appreciate you guys having me.

00:31:50.840 Thanks for coming on.

00:31:52.180 We wanted to ask you, which gets the golden tower of the two?

00:31:57.280 That was what we're building towards here.

00:31:58.500 Because which is the golden tower?

00:31:59.920 The Dave Tower or the super long tower?

00:32:02.720 Which gets the golden tower of the two?

00:32:04.280 Man, I'll tell you what.

00:32:05.220 But I think they're both interesting in their own way, right?

00:32:09.600 Like, this shit's going to be studied in history.

00:32:12.020 So, when you look at what you guys did to Dave, right?

00:32:17.840 Like, I think it's kind of cool, man.

00:32:19.160 I think it's kind of like, hey, man, we're here.

00:32:21.900 We love you.

00:32:22.540 Like, that's a cool thing for a group of people who love somebody to be like, we love you.

00:32:27.860 Stop fucking stroking Nick.

00:32:29.460 And then at the same time, I mean, autistic as fuck, it doesn't make any sense.

00:32:34.900 But like, 40 fucking nine letters.

00:32:37.140 Like, good job, man.

00:32:39.300 Like, that's going to be a big thing in the future.

00:32:41.400 You're like, oh, do you guys remember those fucking legends that pull off, you know, like, I don't know, 400 fucking letters?

00:32:47.440 At one time, they were like, yeah, at 2 a.m. when this person's sleeping, we're going to go back in.

00:32:51.420 We're going to find their fucking last tweet.

00:32:53.240 We're just going to bang this thing out.

00:32:55.760 With no repeats.

00:32:57.840 No repeats.

00:32:58.780 It was a 49-letter, yeah, perfect tower.

00:33:01.500 I hope to be part of the next few, for sure.

00:33:05.800 Hey, tell yourself, man.

00:33:06.880 Thank you so much.

00:33:07.980 Thank you for coming on, man.

00:33:09.320 Oh, man, my pleasure, guys.

00:33:10.140 Did you pick one?

00:33:10.920 Did you pick one?

00:33:11.740 Oh, wait.

00:33:12.100 One gets a golden dragon.

00:33:14.380 I ain't like you to get away with that one.

00:33:16.560 My choice would probably have to be.

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00:33:31.500 Hashtag Make-A-Play.

00:33:35.040 He fucking got us.

00:33:39.940 Oh, that was awesome.

00:33:42.280 Bravo.

00:33:43.720 That was awesome.

00:33:45.280 Oh, my God.

00:33:46.400 Oh, my God.

00:33:47.180 I felt like he was leaning towards the Dave one, but I don't know.

00:33:50.420 Oh, that's hilarious.

00:33:51.440 I was trying to get him to do plugs.

00:33:52.880 He never plugged.

00:33:53.860 I mean, I was.

00:33:54.480 Oh, well.

00:33:55.160 Oh.

00:33:56.080 Well, yeah.

00:33:56.740 I was like, hey, plug yourself.

00:33:59.000 Go.

00:33:59.620 I mean, he had to get out, I guess.

00:34:01.600 That's so funny.

00:34:02.500 Dude, Cole, you fucking wheezed.

00:34:04.380 Holy shit.

00:34:04.980 That was killer.

00:34:06.280 Dude.

00:34:07.360 It was so funny.

00:34:10.280 I mean, you want to know where I got that gif?

00:34:11.960 Like, I literally, when we get to the end of a tower, I'll mostly just, like, look in the gif search for related gifs.

00:34:18.300 Like, that one was just, I just searched for farts.

00:34:22.000 That was all I did.

00:34:23.140 I was like, what the fuck is this?

00:34:24.360 Like, some sort of.

00:34:25.140 Such amazing gifs, man.

00:34:26.480 Some sort of bear with a pig nose dancing and farting.

00:34:30.320 Oh, my goodness.

00:34:31.880 We're going to go with that one.

00:34:33.900 All right.

00:34:34.160 We got to come up with a winner, though, between all of us.

00:34:36.220 Personally, I think the Dave one gets it.

00:34:38.440 Like, I get the one is long, and it's impressive, but it's kind of fucking retarded.

00:34:42.900 But that's why it's so good, man.

00:34:46.460 It's so good.

00:34:47.200 I also have to go with the Dave one.

00:34:49.060 If for nothing else, then for the fact that he, senpai noticed y'all.

00:34:53.440 You know, he noticed us.

00:34:54.640 Yep.

00:34:55.120 Senpai noticed us.

00:34:56.100 That's a good point.

00:34:56.900 I'm going to go the other way.

00:34:57.820 I'm actually going the other way.

00:34:58.860 I think the Marianne one was better just because I didn't think it could happen when I saw it.

00:35:04.440 Like, the Dave one, it was almost inevitable for us to tower Dave and then him to, like, I think.

00:35:10.020 But to do that one that late at night and not have a repeat, and just to be, like, coordinated between multiple.

00:35:20.480 It wasn't because I want to say it was us, Alpha.

00:35:24.440 I don't know if Lady even exists anymore.

00:35:27.020 Sorry, ladies, if you're watching this.

00:35:28.520 They have a few people, but yeah.

00:35:30.380 Yeah, y'all don't do shit.

00:35:31.360 And then, like, somebody – but somebody was putting it out to, like, Michael Malice's locals and Tom Wood's locals and stuff like that.

00:35:42.360 So I'm going to vote for Marianne one because I thought that was – it was really funny to me.

00:35:47.100 And even though how great – as great as Dave once was because Dave not only noticed us, he called us bastards, and I really like being called a bastard by Dave.

00:35:55.920 I don't know.

00:35:57.140 You're making me come around a little bit.

00:35:58.760 I don't know.

00:35:59.280 I'm starting to get convinced because, like, I'm thinking back now, and the second longest one was Scott's dick is much bigger than yours on fucking –

00:36:08.080 Who was that on?

00:36:09.140 Austin Peay.

00:36:09.440 Austin Peay.

00:36:10.100 Austin Peay.

00:36:10.200 Austin Peay.

00:36:11.040 And that one had double, and I remember being so fucking pissed.

00:36:14.940 Like, I was, like, ready to rage out.

00:36:16.780 Like, I actually, like, sent, like, a –

00:36:18.180 Oh, yeah, and it was somebody from Lady Tower Gang too, man.

00:36:22.140 Women don't know how to drive towers.

00:36:25.120 Somebody made a meme.

00:36:27.160 Somebody – I think it might have been our boy Cody.

00:36:29.180 I could be wrong, but there's – it's, like, this article, and it's, like, women do not understand Tower Gang.

00:36:33.820 Yeah, yeah, Cody did that one.

00:36:35.140 He's the one that made that game.

00:36:36.220 Yeah, they always double.

00:36:38.340 They do.

00:36:39.260 They do.

00:36:40.160 I've used that one at the end of a couple of towers now, but, yeah, so there was a double up in the Scott's dick one,

00:36:46.860 which we're actually repeating right now, and it's in progress as far as I know on Bill Crystal.

00:36:52.300 We're doing Scott's dick is much bigger than yours again, and I think we're trying to make it longer.

00:36:56.960 Yeah, blood-soaked pussy bitch.

00:36:59.980 Blood-soaked pussy bitch?

00:37:01.560 What?

00:37:02.780 That was the plan.

00:37:04.900 Oh, that's right.

00:37:05.420 We'll see if it works.

00:37:07.520 It's going to be the worst.

00:37:08.020 If you can have doubles in that, it's better.

00:37:09.720 Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

00:37:10.720 I don't think it's as long as your Williamson one, but that's better quality.

00:37:14.100 Let's be real.

00:37:15.140 Well, yeah, but –

00:37:15.880 So I'm going to agree with Cole that I'm going to go with the Williamson one because I think it's –

00:37:20.100 just the randomness of it is hilarious, but also, like Cole, I did not expect to be able to pull that off.

00:37:27.100 Like, with no doubles in my room.

00:37:29.980 Yeah, we had –

00:37:30.620 I was like –

00:37:31.260 No, I was like, y'all are being super ambitious.

00:37:33.640 I was about to pull out a, like, Tower Gang ambitious but rubbish from, like, Top Gear.

00:37:39.120 I don't know if –

00:37:39.420 I was about to, like, just, like, spam the chat with that, but when y'all pulled it off, I was like, I mean –

00:37:44.900 Well, yeah, and –

00:37:46.120 We're fucking awesome.

00:37:47.820 Yeah, and I think we finished it –

00:37:49.120 We probably finished it in, like, six hours or something, too, I want to say.

00:37:52.040 Like, it didn't take that long, and, like, just other people were getting involved in it.

00:37:56.420 We were figuring it out.

00:37:57.280 There was some coordination going on, like –

00:37:58.940 Because when we have these towers going like this, I get super autistic about it, and I'm, like, sending it to other people and other groups.

00:38:04.340 It's, like, trying to get people in on it.

00:38:06.700 You certainly do.

00:38:07.220 Well, I know Alex, like, I guess, sent it to some, like, Facebook groups or something, but we didn't get any of those people.

00:38:12.740 I don't think everybody that was involved in it was from Liberty Twitter, as far as I know, from both Tower Gangs and some other people jumping in.

00:38:20.540 Finished the tower, thought that was awesome, and then I retweeted, and, like, the reaction that we got from that was, like, people were, like, freaking out about that.

00:38:28.680 Like, holy shit, like, you know, above and beyond, like, this, you know, sword over everybody's heads, basically.

00:38:35.120 Like, holy shit, like, how did you pull off a tower like this with no duplicates, whatever?

00:38:39.100 But, I mean, people reacted to the Dave one well.

00:38:42.300 Well, it's kind of funny.

00:38:43.780 Like, whenever the Dave one happened, we're, like, this is the best one we've ever done.

00:38:49.040 It was – it was literally – it's, like, reaching the top of a mountain, and then we see – then we do the Marion.

00:38:53.540 It's, like, seeing another mountain, and we climbed that.

00:38:55.600 It's so crazy because if you told me, like, what's going to be your golden tower of the week, which I'm glad we figured this out.

00:39:02.380 I'm going to love doing this every week.

00:39:04.420 But, like, and you tell me Dave Smith jumps on a tower on its own and calls us bastards, and then, like – like, I'd be, like, yeah, there's no beating that.

00:39:13.300 But then we beat it.

00:39:14.360 Like, that's – it's pretty awesome.

00:39:17.240 I don't know.

00:39:17.900 You guys convinced me.

00:39:19.700 I'm full on that.

00:39:21.320 God.

00:39:22.080 It's just because of the fact – the simple fact of the note doubles.

00:39:24.180 That's the biggest thing that's, like, no one fucked it up.

00:39:27.120 Like, no one fucked it up.

00:39:28.780 And, like – I mean, statistically speaking, the Dave one's better.

00:39:31.700 If you just go by, like, the fucking likes and all that shit, statistically it's better.

00:39:35.400 Like, it's probably top three.

00:39:36.720 Like, our number one ever was ATF one, which every fucking letter got over 100 fucking reacts.

00:39:42.020 Yeah.

00:39:42.500 So, like – but, like, this one was, like – I think everyone got over 60-ish.

00:39:46.900 Yeah, they're over 60, yeah.

00:39:47.980 So it was pretty good.

00:39:49.220 So, yeah, I mean, I guess –

00:39:51.180 What's weird is no retweets.

00:39:52.800 Fucking – yeah, the magnitude of the fucking long one, while it is retarded.

00:39:58.200 Like, if we can get someone of that length with quality, it beats it immediately just because it's got quality.

00:40:02.900 But just a simple fact of the endeavor of being able to pull it off.

00:40:05.920 Yeah, I guess I got to go with that.

00:40:07.380 Real quick, while I got the mic.

00:40:09.200 It was no girth.

00:40:10.620 Real quick, I want to say thanks to Shane Hazel because this was, like, a last-minute thing and he hopped on.

00:40:16.220 So, like, big props.

00:40:18.280 Thanks for fucking hopping on here.

00:40:19.800 It was just going to be us retards.

00:40:21.500 So it's good.

00:40:22.920 No one will give a shit about that.

00:40:24.380 I'm just kidding.

00:40:25.040 Yeah, they will.

00:40:25.940 Because it's fucking shit.

00:40:28.500 Yeah, but definitely thanks for that.

00:40:31.180 But, yeah, no, I definitely – I guess it sounds like Golden Tower goes to the long one.

00:40:35.160 I mean, I don't know.

00:40:35.720 Nick, what are your thoughts?

00:40:36.980 Did they convince you at all?

00:40:38.020 I mean, yeah, they convinced me just because it's such a sweet, long one.

00:40:42.120 But the fucking – it's such a dumb message.

00:40:44.380 But, I mean, I guess that's kind of the point, isn't it?

00:40:46.980 Yeah, to troll.

00:40:47.520 Well, yeah, I mean, the message was just stop being political.

00:40:50.600 Like, fuck.

00:40:52.040 Yeah, I'm kind of, like, 60-40.

00:40:54.860 You know, if I had the right person talking to me, I might go with the Marianne Williamson one.

00:40:58.980 But it looks like it doesn't matter.

00:41:01.100 Democracy here is apparently how we plan by the rules.

00:41:03.840 So I'm fine giving the comments part of that one because it was super impressive.

00:41:08.760 I still gave an award to the Dave Tweet, the first Golden Tower award.

00:41:14.280 I gave it to the Dave Tweet.

00:41:15.700 So I'm going to have to rescind that award.

00:41:18.200 No, you can't.

00:41:19.220 I'm going to go back to Dave.

00:41:20.260 Well, I'm trying to get a new meme for it built out of a picture of an actual Golden Tower

00:41:26.680 that looks like a huge dildo that's in Venice.

00:41:29.900 Is that real?

00:41:31.220 Oh, it's real.

00:41:32.100 It is real.

00:41:32.680 I want to take it, and I want to have, like, a fountain of urine coming out of it

00:41:38.100 and, like, making the canals all, like, golden.

00:41:41.000 That's what I want.

00:41:42.380 Speaking of which, hopefully here soon we get a nice intro from fucking Toad,

00:41:46.640 which will be him playing ukulele for the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, but Tower Gangers.

00:41:52.500 Oh, no way.

00:41:54.260 Go, go, Tower Gangers.

00:41:56.860 Dude.

00:41:57.860 Hey, check the screen real quick there, Jose.

00:42:00.280 This is the Golden Tower we're talking about.

00:42:03.460 This guy.

00:42:05.100 It's perfect.

00:42:06.320 So great.

00:42:07.460 What the fuck is that?

00:42:08.900 Can we look that up real quick?

00:42:10.880 James Lee Byers' Golden Tower in Venice.

00:42:13.980 Damn, I was hoping you had some, like, really funny tabs open.

00:42:17.040 I don't have anything open.

00:42:18.760 He's got Dancing Bear open right now.

00:42:20.780 What are you talking about?

00:42:23.760 That's a callback, people.

00:42:26.160 It's just a tower.

00:42:27.780 That's literally all it is.

00:42:29.000 Yeah.

00:42:30.160 1974.

00:42:31.540 First exhibit in 1990.

00:42:33.320 It's art, and it looks like a fucking vibrator or something.

00:42:35.760 I don't know.

00:42:35.820 It looks like, um.

00:42:37.000 Art, you fucking peasant.

00:42:37.940 I don't know what they're called.

00:42:38.820 Those, like, cement pylons that stick up.

00:42:42.580 Ballards.

00:42:43.840 Ballards.

00:42:44.240 Yeah, it looks like a giant fucking ballard.

00:42:48.300 Oh, that's so great.

00:42:49.860 It's going to be awesome when we have that.

00:42:51.840 20 meters.

00:42:52.680 That fucking communist using metric.

00:42:55.180 I finally made my first tower gang meme, and I was really excited about it.

00:43:00.440 The finally up syndrome meme.

00:43:04.960 I saw that.

00:43:06.300 Oh, yeah.

00:43:06.780 I like that one.

00:43:07.580 I like syndrome.

00:43:10.460 That's a good one, yeah.

00:43:11.540 So, I'm going to be using that on every one of my towers, every one of the towers I'm

00:43:15.600 a part of now.

00:43:16.640 Yeah, I don't know if we have that one available right now, but it's got, like, a scientist

00:43:19.460 in a lab holding up, like, a beaker or something.

00:43:21.900 Yeah, finally up syndrome.

00:43:23.700 Up syndrome.

00:43:24.300 Up syndrome.

00:43:24.460 Up syndrome.

00:43:25.020 Up syndrome.

00:43:25.100 Up syndrome.

00:43:25.420 Up syndrome.

00:43:26.720 Yeah.

00:43:27.640 But, I mean.

00:43:29.720 The double entendre with it is so great.

00:43:31.900 Just the.

00:43:32.500 Up syndrome.

00:43:33.160 You know, we're not only retarded, we also go up with the.

00:43:37.720 Right.

00:43:38.680 Right.

00:43:38.940 And the other thing that was crazy about these two towers is they were, like, two towers

00:43:42.320 apart from each other.

00:43:43.280 They were both yesterday, and that was, like, the entirety of what we did yesterday, basically.

00:43:47.340 And they both happened, which I think for the Golden Tower segment, we're going to have

00:43:50.420 recency bias and probably just forget about, like, all the other.

00:43:53.720 That's true.

00:43:54.220 I was like, I can't think of any other tower.

00:43:55.840 We had a lull this week, which I think is going to transition to what we're going to talk

00:43:58.940 about next, but.

00:43:59.860 But wasn't the, wasn't the seven towers in one day or however many it was this last week?

00:44:07.460 It might have been, but, I mean, some of those were enemy of the people and just kind

00:44:11.700 of, you know, normal things, but.

00:44:14.080 I feel like you should be able to give a Golden Tower to overall, like, daily, like, a whole

00:44:20.820 day's, like, accomplishment.

00:44:22.700 And I think, like, having that many towers in one day is also pretty awesome.

00:44:25.740 We were pumping out one, man.

00:44:27.720 We were on fire.

00:44:28.800 Why don't you fucking break out your Communist Party USA card, Cole?

00:44:34.720 Okay, let me go get it.

00:44:35.820 It's in my room.

00:44:36.420 There's no collective effort.

00:44:38.020 One is the best.

00:44:39.500 I totally realized the whole fucking aside I was going to have for when Toad fucking

00:44:43.920 argued for the Long Tower.

00:44:45.780 I was totally going to make a connection between the labor theory of value and how that doesn't

00:44:49.520 inherently make it better.

00:44:50.580 And you totally convinced me of communism.

00:44:57.260 Just the fact that you guys put more work somehow made it better, I guess.

00:45:01.120 That's how it was centrally planned, man, obviously.

00:45:05.220 Yeah, that was, that actually was really funny because I was seeing replies that people are

00:45:08.920 just like, this is definitely centrally planned.

00:45:11.380 Or someone said there was a tower czar.

00:45:13.020 I think Toad said there's a tower czar.

00:45:15.400 Yeah, I did.

00:45:17.100 I think I just became convinced of communism, guys.

00:45:19.860 You did it.

00:45:20.540 I'm like, what have you done?

00:45:23.800 Like, you guys are anarchists and you're saying that you don't think that this was, like,

00:45:27.580 you're saying that you think this had to have been centrally planned and you're anarchists?

00:45:30.680 Like, what the fuck?

00:45:31.400 No.

00:45:32.520 It's a capitalistic tower and there was one fuck up.

00:45:35.500 Like I said, like, Top Lobster got in there twice and we were like, we caught it.

00:45:39.720 So you think capitalism is a failure?

00:45:42.020 Yes, exactly.

00:45:43.800 I'm saying that humans are flawed and they make mistakes sometimes.

00:45:47.080 We caught that one and redirected the tower and it worked out well.

00:45:50.920 The market corrected itself.

00:45:52.580 How do y'all feel about the people tweeting in the tower that somebody messed up?

00:45:57.580 Do you like it that way or do you like the in the tower?

00:45:59.400 Uh, I don't, I don't, I don't like that because that happened to me and I did not make a mistake.

00:46:04.780 Somebody mistakenly called me out on something.

00:46:06.640 Do you remember that?

00:46:07.620 Yes, I did.

00:46:08.260 Somebody said we missed the tower recently and they said, hey, this word has a, because

00:46:12.820 I posted a picture as like a spam because I, uh, somebody had posted the last letter

00:46:17.400 of the thing and I posted a picture and somebody said, hey, Nick, the end of this word has

00:46:21.680 an S in it or something.

00:46:22.660 And I'm like, uh, and I took a screen.

00:46:24.120 All it said was, uh, with a screenshot showing like I'm replying to the S.

00:46:27.680 And I think that what happened was the guy had, he had the person muted or the person

00:46:31.980 had him blocked or something.

00:46:33.120 I don't remember how that worked out, but I don't, I don't, I do glad, I'm glad you brought

00:46:36.520 that up.

00:46:36.780 Cause no, I don't think that's a good idea.

00:46:38.480 But yeah, seeing it more often and it's kind of like, it just kind of, because then

00:46:43.260 you have to go back and delete it anyway.

00:46:44.820 You go back.

00:46:45.280 Like it, I mean, just, we'll get it.

00:46:49.160 Everybody's in the group chats.

00:46:50.420 Everybody's going to get it.

00:46:51.220 Unless it's just a rando that we don't know.

00:46:53.300 And then, I mean, usually, which actually happened.

00:46:56.080 Did it, somebody like try to fuck with our, uh, I can't remember which tower it was.

00:46:59.740 Yeah.

00:47:00.160 Fucking Dave Smith.

00:47:02.800 You beat me too.

00:47:03.960 I couldn't remember that.

00:47:04.720 Who is that guy?

00:47:05.760 He's not a tower gang.

00:47:06.800 What the fuck is he doing?

00:47:08.440 No, no, it was on the, uh, uh, man up princess one.

00:47:12.860 Um, which we, we, we fucked that one up by the way, and put one P in it at first.

00:47:17.560 It had almost the whole tower done.

00:47:19.380 And I was like, this is not going to happen guys.

00:47:21.460 I will not stand for this.

00:47:24.360 Man, it was man up princess.

00:47:25.800 I was like, I'm not going to stand for man, you princess.

00:47:28.820 Like we need two peas in here.

00:47:31.020 Fuck you.

00:47:31.460 We're going to redo the rest of this tower.

00:47:33.980 There was another one that's somewhat, uh, I can't remember because I made a joke

00:47:37.480 about it that they misspelled, um, they like forgot like an E or something.

00:47:41.920 I can't remember.

00:47:42.360 Oh, what was it?

00:47:45.000 Oh, I can't remember what it was now, but it was like, they, they misspelled it.

00:47:48.720 And I was like, I literally told y'all about this to watch out for this.

00:47:51.360 And y'all still just went right on through.

00:47:53.120 It was the, um, your, um, your Chinese one.

00:47:55.960 Like we skipped.

00:47:57.920 Yeah.

00:47:58.280 I didn't know if it was intentional or not.

00:48:00.380 It was like a malice homage.

00:48:02.520 I don't know.

00:48:04.360 Maybe that one was unintentional.

00:48:05.820 I don't know.

00:48:06.060 And then we had one guy tell us that we misspelled the tower this week.

00:48:08.920 And we hadn't, I'm like, I'm like going back.

00:48:11.400 I'm like, there's no way we misspelled this.

00:48:14.060 I forget.

00:48:14.800 Take this very seriously.

00:48:17.200 Well, I forget which one that was giving like a, uh, like a spelling test to all the

00:48:21.080 newer recruits.

00:48:21.640 Like, listen, all right.

00:48:23.200 Take this test real quick.

00:48:24.760 Okay.

00:48:25.020 Show us dong.

00:48:26.280 Take a test.

00:48:27.460 The spelling test.

00:48:28.600 And if you pass both of these, you're in a tower game.

00:48:31.220 But if you, I mean, yeah.

00:48:32.780 All these tower members with their fucking sixth grade education.

00:48:37.280 Dong is an integral part of tower gang.

00:48:39.460 Just, just saying.

00:48:40.280 You got to show dong if you want to join tower gang.

00:48:42.600 Even if you're a lady, you got to show lady dong.

00:48:44.240 Ladies have dicks too.

00:48:45.520 They're just way smaller.

00:48:47.080 Well, yeah.

00:48:47.320 And then if you're Alex, you show like some dong with like a pinky finger being shoved into

00:48:51.620 it.

00:48:51.940 And I did not, I did not need to see that.

00:48:55.420 Like you're sounding me.

00:48:57.760 Why'd you have to bring that up?

00:48:59.140 I don't know where that came from.

00:49:00.460 I don't want to know.

00:49:01.800 She was fucking with us.

00:49:02.840 Clearly.

00:49:03.300 That was a good, that was a good move on her part.

00:49:05.300 It made me cringe.

00:49:06.240 Well, yeah.

00:49:06.960 We were like, you're definitely in tower gang.

00:49:09.400 It's like, we're like lady dick energy.

00:49:11.580 I was gutsy.

00:49:13.700 Y'all actually, uh, y'all, y'all are saved because, uh, I tried to send something that

00:49:18.840 like really fucked with me, which was a, uh, there's a picture, uh, have you heard of

00:49:23.720 like, I think it's called a trypophobia or like track.

00:49:26.480 Oh yeah.

00:49:26.980 Yeah.

00:49:27.180 It's like the being unsettled by weird patterns and holes and shit.

00:49:30.480 Yes.

00:49:30.860 And there's a, uh, there was a picture I saw on Twitter or, uh, it was Instagram or Twitter

00:49:35.400 like years ago of a guy who said, Hey, I shaved my chest and then my wife shit on

00:49:41.060 it.

00:49:41.540 And then this happened and it was just like a terrible rash on his bare chest.

00:49:48.140 And I was going to send that to the group chat and then like, I'm still going to send

00:49:53.760 it later.

00:49:54.720 I mean, I mean, it's called a Cleveland steamer call and I would not recommend it.

00:50:01.040 That's so fucking sick.

00:50:05.140 All right, guys, we're getting, I think we're getting to a point where we're rambling and

00:50:07.860 also I got to go bottle feed some kitties cause I had a new litter recently.

00:50:11.300 Like I go bottle feed some kitty kitties.

00:50:12.740 Awesome, man.

00:50:13.220 Um, so, uh, I don't know if you guys want to like start doing plugs, wrapping it up,

00:50:16.720 all that shit, or I know I'm pretty much the only people who got plugs is me and Nick,

00:50:20.400 but I mean, this is your plug right here at this show.

00:50:26.380 So that's true.

00:50:27.460 It is.

00:50:28.040 I, I, uh, I wanted to address that.

00:50:31.580 I did get doxed last week.

00:50:34.160 Oh yeah.

00:50:34.700 Right.

00:50:35.780 Yeah.

00:50:35.880 Yeah.

00:50:37.040 So I got, I, I made a joke on Twitter, which I don't know.

00:50:41.500 I think we actually, no, we didn't.

00:50:43.920 I don't think we showed it on the last podcast because it, no, it didn't because it happened

00:50:47.420 the day of, do you want me to go find them or do you, Oh, I don't know if we have them.

00:50:53.480 I don't know if you're going to be able to find that.

00:50:55.000 Okay.

00:50:55.280 It was pretty, pretty much what happened was a hockey player died by getting hit in the

00:51:00.200 face with the puck.

00:51:01.460 And so I made the joke, uh, don't worry, just walk it off.

00:51:05.420 Yeah.

00:51:07.940 Which I encouraged.

00:51:09.340 I thought it was funny.

00:51:11.160 I laughed.

00:51:12.200 I mean, I, I, I, and I, I, it was a throwaway joke.

00:51:15.600 I just saw it.

00:51:16.340 I just, I was just like, this is, this kind of goes because every time anybody gets hurt

00:51:20.020 in sport, they're like, just walk it off.

00:51:21.280 So I just thought it was funny.

00:51:22.500 The problem was that I continued in the comments of trolling people really hard and going really

00:51:29.380 spicy until someone did a copy pasta that, uh, was pretty much just like, I'm going to find

00:51:35.600 you.

00:51:36.140 I'm going to destroy your life.

00:51:37.860 All this shit.

00:51:38.560 It was Liam Neeson.

00:51:40.060 Yeah.

00:51:40.520 It was, it was retarded Liam Neeson.

00:51:42.880 And, uh, and, um, after, uh, like that night I was like sitting there and then I just started

00:51:53.760 seeing like all the shit and I was, I was like, I was getting mentioned.

00:51:57.660 It had my work, um, Twitter like involved and all this stuff.

00:52:01.720 And pretty much over the next couple of days found out that got, uh, because my work got

00:52:06.320 involved that I got fired from my job.

00:52:09.480 So now I'm looking for a job, but yeah.

00:52:11.360 Um, good thing is I've, uh, I don't know.

00:52:15.460 I'm, I'm not going to plug my, Oh, I guess it's, it doesn't really help, but, um, got a

00:52:20.360 new Twitter that doesn't come back to me or my work at all.

00:52:24.060 So that's good.

00:52:24.780 It doesn't have anything to do with me, but, uh, but yeah, be careful.

00:52:28.700 I mean, it's just a learning list to be careful, man, because if you have your shit online,

00:52:33.960 people are going to try to dox you for the dumbest of shit.

00:52:36.740 Yeah.

00:52:37.140 Yo, I was, I was just thinking about this recently, dude, you should totally fucking

00:52:40.520 make a Patreon for the fucking channel.

00:52:42.720 And like, I mean, between you and Toad, it's basically you two that are running this shit.

00:52:47.040 So like, I mean, why the fuck not?

00:52:48.960 I mean, I don't know.

00:52:49.400 You're probably not gonna make a ton of money off it, but I mean, why the fuck not?

00:52:52.340 I say, go for it.

00:52:53.220 I mean, I mean, not that you're going to replace your income, but you definitely could use some

00:52:57.160 right now.

00:52:58.220 And it's super easy to set up by the way.

00:53:00.740 So, which, which, by the way, the, the good thing was, um, I worked for a large corporation

00:53:07.400 and I had different offices, but the people in my office were really, really good to me.

00:53:11.840 And so they helped me and they already found pretty much found me another job in the area.

00:53:16.440 So that's good.

00:53:17.100 And so pretty much, uh, I have another interview this week, but not gonna mention the name

00:53:21.760 of that company.

00:53:22.920 So, uh, I was going to say, uh, Cole actually, uh, like he went on discord, went into the

00:53:29.940 voice chat and a bunch of us in tower game were like muted.

00:53:32.960 And I think I was the only one of us that was actually in there.

00:53:35.680 Like, uh, you know, and this was like the day after this happened.

00:53:38.360 Like I was like, Holy shit.

00:53:39.620 Cole's boss is like totally based.

00:53:42.020 Like there was no, there was no way I thought he was going to get fired.

00:53:45.340 Cause the bot, like I joined the chat and Cole was like, yeah, I'm in this fucking tower

00:53:49.120 gang.

00:53:49.520 It's like fucking awesome.

00:53:50.700 Like we're doing these towers of cold.

00:53:52.620 I don't know.

00:53:53.080 He was like, yeah, this is like the worst thing that I ever said.

00:53:55.340 Like, I think your boss was like, yeah, that's not that bad.

00:53:57.620 And then I don't know.

00:53:58.580 Cole was like, yeah.

00:53:59.360 And this like kid who doxed me basically like sent my wife porn.

00:54:03.480 And then like, we like fucked really good after she watched it.

00:54:06.440 And I was like, Holy shit.

00:54:08.620 I was like, Holy shit.

00:54:09.960 Like you talk to your boss that way.

00:54:12.140 That's fucking awesome.

00:54:13.120 Dude.

00:54:14.280 Cole's boss is totally based.

00:54:15.800 Yeah, I don't have anything.

00:54:23.080 Go ahead.

00:54:24.660 What, Nate?

00:54:25.640 No, you're lagging so bad.

00:54:27.400 Go ahead.

00:54:27.820 You finish it up.

00:54:28.800 Cause I was, I was just going to comment on my own personal take on it.

00:54:34.820 Oh, pretty much.

00:54:36.140 It's just, it's just a learning experience.

00:54:40.200 And it really sucks because I mean, not only like a PC code,

00:54:45.800 I know we'll probably at some point have a podcast where we talk about PC

00:54:48.920 culture and just different shit like that.

00:54:51.060 But the fact that people not, they don't go just,

00:54:55.240 they're not going to just talk to you online and just, you know,

00:54:57.880 confront you face to face or like just personally,

00:55:00.840 they're going to go and find a way to ruin your life that has nothing to do

00:55:04.600 like with what you're talking about over jokes or over a stupid political

00:55:08.960 take or something like that.

00:55:10.280 Right.

00:55:10.420 They'll take anything you say out of context to make you look terrible.

00:55:13.220 And it, it really sucks.

00:55:17.240 And like, it's something I can never do.

00:55:20.260 I can never, I can never go after somebody's job.

00:55:22.660 Like that's their life.

00:55:23.820 They have usually these people have fam,

00:55:25.480 like apparently the person that docks me doesn't have a piece of fucking

00:55:28.420 piece of shit.

00:55:29.000 Right.

00:55:29.460 But, um, like I, I, it's something I would never do,

00:55:33.280 but I can't expect people not to do it because people,

00:55:35.760 people are a piece of shit.

00:55:36.920 Yeah.

00:55:37.300 Over a semi offensive joke.

00:55:38.980 And then based on, you know, like I said,

00:55:40.380 when I heard from your boss, I was like,

00:55:42.120 there's no way he's actually going to get fired.

00:55:43.940 Things seem fine.

00:55:44.720 And like a couple of days later, like it actually happened.

00:55:46.780 And I was like, what the fuck?

00:55:47.900 Like, yeah, I was shocked.

00:55:49.440 From what I've understood, it was, it was a, it was a corporate thing.

00:55:52.840 It got to a corporate level.

00:55:54.860 Um, and, and, um, and usually, and, uh, I mean,

00:55:59.940 I've talked to a lot of people and they're like, you know,

00:56:01.960 the higher you go up, the less, the less they care about the,

00:56:07.880 the lower guy.

00:56:09.940 Like, because at, at some point it turns out,

00:56:14.220 comes out from no matter what you money you make for us,

00:56:18.080 it's not worth the, the publicity shit storm.

00:56:20.940 If something goes bad,

00:56:22.020 even if it's the tiniest little shit storm,

00:56:25.100 we'd rather just see you go, but, um,

00:56:28.020 I don't hold any ill will towards my former company.

00:56:31.900 Um, especially the people that I worked with, but, um, but yeah,

00:56:35.080 looking forward to new things, especially with this podcast,

00:56:37.740 because, uh, I was, I was thinking, I was like,

00:56:40.800 am I going to be able to do the podcast anymore?

00:56:42.620 But, um, I'm going to be on it for the long haul.

00:56:45.800 So it's going to be really fun to be with you guys and I'm targeting and like

00:56:48.760 fuck around on here for a couple hours every, every week.

00:56:53.560 Yeah.

00:56:53.920 Yeah.

00:56:53.980 The one, uh,

00:56:55.080 let's do so let's do, go ahead.

00:56:57.300 No, you keep lagging.

00:56:58.520 No, you go ahead and say what you were saying.

00:56:59.860 Cause I don't want to keep cutting you off.

00:57:02.080 I was like going to be like, okay, let's go to plugs.

00:57:05.360 But no, uh, if he had something else, actually.

00:57:07.960 Um, Oh no, no.

00:57:09.000 I was just going to say like the thing about it is you see this all the time

00:57:14.620 where it's literally somebody who has no job.

00:57:17.900 Uh, the guy we, we know lives with his, with his mom, uh, is not in school.

00:57:23.140 So he literally has nothing but just time on his hands and the one who did it

00:57:30.240 wound up blocking me, but I was going back and forth with some of them.

00:57:33.700 Uh, and I bought, I wound up blocking them just to get rid of the notifications

00:57:38.620 and shit.

00:57:39.160 I had muted them, but then I went back and blocked them to just get rid of them

00:57:42.080 permanently.

00:57:42.520 Cause I saw other people replying to shit that I was posting, uh, to something

00:57:47.720 I couldn't, you know, to, to muted shit.

00:57:49.620 So I was like, well, no sense having these people here.

00:57:53.080 You know, one of them did get banned.

00:57:56.760 Uh, I reported one of them that was saying one of the people that wasn't even

00:58:01.060 involved in it at, in the beginning, uh, I'm guessing it was a mutual of the one

00:58:05.600 who doxed you Cole was saying like, he was going back, back into, I think he was

00:58:13.000 combing through my Twitter to look for something for me because he was post, he

00:58:17.780 was replying to tweets that I had that were weeks old.

00:58:21.920 Uh, and one of the ones, this wasn't one of the older ones, but just an example

00:58:26.340 of what he, what he, like, I had posted a tweet of the picture that I had gotten

00:58:30.920 blocked by Ron Combs, the socialist or, or troll.

00:58:33.700 I don't know which, um, and I just put, I just tweeted, I am sad.

00:58:38.960 And the picture that he had blocked me.

00:58:40.740 And then he posted underneath that, uh, something like that's what Cole's

00:58:45.400 daughter is going to be saying before she kills herself.

00:58:47.800 Cause her dad has no job and shit like that.

00:58:49.760 So it's like, these are the people you're dealing with when like the thing

00:58:53.380 about it is, is there, you did say, which some things that could have been

00:58:57.720 taken misconstrued as offensive, especially taken out of context.

00:59:01.100 Uh, but for them to, for these people to be like, Oh yeah, let's get this guy

00:59:06.300 and take everything, take, you know, get rid of him, take out his job and

00:59:10.000 everything.

00:59:11.160 Uh, and then go right back to somebody else and say, Oh yeah, his daughter,

00:59:15.600 which I don't mean, I don't even know.

00:59:18.900 Yeah.

00:59:19.260 I was going to say, I don't even think you have a daughter, but still it's

00:59:21.240 like the, the thing about it is like, these are the, that that's kind of

00:59:24.360 showing their true colors.

00:59:25.280 Like they're just hateful people, you know, what that that's not, cause

00:59:29.180 it's like you, okay, you, I mean, I guess you won, like if we can have a

00:59:32.640 win condition for the situation, you did win.

00:59:35.260 And now you're going saying you want a child to commit suicide, a

00:59:38.720 hypothetical child, no less, but a child to commit suicide.

00:59:41.740 Cause her dad just lost his job.

00:59:43.420 It's like, well, that's, you're not a good person and you didn't do this to

00:59:46.800 be a good person.

00:59:47.580 And you obviously did not.

00:59:49.300 Right.

00:59:49.620 So that's all I have.

00:59:50.960 Well, I feel like it's kind of like symptomatic of the left now, basically.

00:59:55.500 Right.

00:59:55.660 Where like, they just don't even think about or care about people's

01:00:01.060 livelihoods.

01:00:01.880 Right.

01:00:02.020 Like they don't care about people's jobs and the lockdown shit.

01:00:04.700 They're just like, fuck that.

01:00:05.720 Like lock all this shit down, just crush all these jobs.

01:00:09.220 We don't care.

01:00:09.560 Like they don't, they don't consider that the job like is actually the person

01:00:15.180 as well.

01:00:15.560 Like it is that person's livelihood.

01:00:16.840 Like you don't, you can't detach the two from each other.

01:00:19.300 Really like, yes, you can find a new job and whatever, but.

01:00:23.380 Especially if it's something like, like, I don't want to say what, what you

01:00:26.360 are cold, unless you're, unless you were going to bring it up, but especially

01:00:29.640 when it's something that's a serious career job, like you have, you know,

01:00:33.440 with a high, you know, high level education and high skill level to get that

01:00:38.580 kind of job.

01:00:39.040 It ain't like you worked at fucking McDonald's, you know what I mean?

01:00:41.500 No, no, no.

01:00:42.040 I wasn't.

01:00:42.460 Yeah.

01:00:42.640 I was, I was, I was, I was taking care of million dollar projects and doing

01:00:49.040 different.

01:00:49.360 Like I was, it was, I'm not saying I get paid millions of dollars, but I just

01:00:52.540 like, but yeah, I was doing high level stuff.

01:00:54.700 And like, and actually one of the things that I really felt really bad about, was

01:01:00.240 it like, I was like, yeah, it's going to suck me not having a job.

01:01:03.900 It really sucked because like the, when people do this and they get people fired, they don't

01:01:08.380 realize that it doesn't just affect me and my family and my wife.

01:01:13.100 It affects the guys that relied on me and my job to get things done.

01:01:18.540 Now they have to pick up the slack that I'm not there anymore.

01:01:21.260 Like those are like, we had these, like the, the day after, um, the, uh, my boss, uh, former

01:01:28.300 boss tells me, he's like, yeah, I got a call that a job that's supposed to be, we had 18

01:01:31.780 months to do is now down to six months.

01:01:34.260 And now we don't have you here who is the main one working on it.

01:01:38.280 So like, we're kind of fucked.

01:01:39.700 Like it's, it's, there's a lot of things that go on and they don't, it, the, the good

01:01:45.560 thing is the main doctor is suspended from Twitter.

01:01:49.440 All the tweets are gone.

01:01:52.260 Uh, my personal information is gone, which the, which is why he got suspended.

01:01:56.800 His tower gang came to my defense and mass recorded that one.

01:02:00.720 I believe.

01:02:01.300 Yeah, we did.

01:02:02.120 Yeah.

01:02:03.140 Had like my name.

01:02:04.240 I didn't have my actual phone number.

01:02:05.720 I had my work number.

01:02:06.460 So that was good.

01:02:07.220 But, um, oh, thankfully.

01:02:09.460 Yeah.

01:02:09.940 Yeah.

01:02:10.140 It was my, it was my work number.

01:02:11.880 It wasn't actually my number, but they somehow got my mom's number.

01:02:15.300 They, uh, they texted my mom, they, uh, they found my wife's, uh, Instagram and they, like

01:02:21.320 Toad said, they sent her, uh, nasty shit, uh, like just terrible things.

01:02:28.620 But yeah, these people are literally the lowest forms of shit in the earth.

01:02:32.560 So, yeah.

01:02:33.240 And that furthers the point I was making earlier is if you're going to go in to contact somebody's

01:02:38.580 mother and contact somebody's wife, it's not about the principle that you disagreed with

01:02:44.060 something they were saying.

01:02:45.160 It's not about that at that point.

01:02:46.840 If you just, if it was a simple thing that you were upset by something, somebody posted

01:02:50.820 on Twitter, I'm actually going to bring something up.

01:02:52.960 I haven't told anybody about just yet.

01:02:54.780 I, somebody, some journalist, some journalist, we're all gay and tower.

01:03:03.300 He had, uh, he had posted, I was reading this thread about, about like, you guys see all

01:03:09.360 this shit that's going on in like Miami or whatever.

01:03:11.640 And it turned out the picture, the picture in reference was actually from 2019.

01:03:16.280 I know y'all know that.

01:03:17.580 That was a thread.

01:03:19.260 Yeah.

01:03:19.700 A thread.

01:03:20.460 I think, I don't know if it was that one y'all towered, but it was a thread with that picture.

01:03:23.960 Like that was the thing.

01:03:24.680 Like, Oh, look at all these people.

01:03:25.580 They're going to get everybody killed type of shit.

01:03:27.180 Like, you know, it's like, it's like it's 2020 again.

01:03:29.320 But, uh, one of these people, this is the English fellow, I presume, cause he said he's

01:03:35.520 a journalist for, for the BBC and he's like, Oh, I, I lost my nan.

01:03:41.460 Uh, I wish people would take this more seriously.

01:03:44.100 And I just quoted it and I was like, I don't give a fuck about your nan and neither should

01:03:49.100 anybody else.

01:03:50.060 That doesn't change the numbers and it doesn't change that you're, this is not something

01:03:53.960 that you think this is not as serious as you think it is.

01:03:56.780 Or I don't remember exactly what I said.

01:03:58.180 But he fucking DM'd me and I haven't responded and I haven't done anything.

01:04:01.960 I saw it at like nine o'clock this morning.

01:04:03.760 I don't know what to do.

01:04:05.160 Uh, where he said, Hey, you know, I, I, I don't mind, you know, I'm all for typically,

01:04:11.620 you know, I'm all for free speech, which I mean, this isn't a free speech issue, obviously.

01:04:15.880 Um, but could you please, you know, out of respect, I just lost my nan, my nan, which

01:04:20.300 is a fucking annoying thing to say.

01:04:22.200 My nan.

01:04:23.260 Oh, uh, um, yeah.

01:04:25.560 Fuck the British.

01:04:26.380 I just lost my nan three months ago and I wish the, I just want the discourse about

01:04:32.660 COVID to be more kind.

01:04:34.240 And so could you, would you please out of kindness, take that post down?

01:04:38.460 And I'm just sitting here like, think about this for a second.

01:04:40.840 Okay.

01:04:41.180 What does he mean by we need to take this more seriously?

01:04:44.260 He means that we need people to be staying home and losing their fucking jobs because

01:04:48.800 of shutdowns and losing their entire lives.

01:04:51.440 Imagine Jeff Dice had posted something about this the other day.

01:04:53.920 Imagine there are so many marriages that are not happening right now.

01:04:58.120 Uh, there are so many, imagine how many divorces are happening because the number one, I, I,

01:05:03.140 I, I, this is speculation or, or, or conjecture, but I would imagine the number one cause ultimately

01:05:08.740 of divorce or relationships going sour from, from what I understand, uh, in my short time

01:05:15.140 being on this earth is fucking financial issues.

01:05:17.480 It is.

01:05:18.080 Imagine.

01:05:18.880 Yeah.

01:05:19.180 Imagine huge.

01:05:20.520 Yeah.

01:05:20.940 Imagine what the fuck is going to be happening to married couples or just not even married

01:05:25.780 couples, but couples in general, people in their friendships.

01:05:29.020 Imagine what's happening.

01:05:30.420 So no, Mr. British man, I'm not going to take it down.

01:05:33.480 I have not responded to the person.

01:05:35.100 I'm probably, I thought about responding with something mean.

01:05:37.200 I'm not going to do that.

01:05:37.900 No, no, no, no, Nick, what I would say, I'd say just be like, I think when someone reaches

01:05:43.140 out to you like that, I think you should respond.

01:05:45.680 I think it's like, because at least they didn't come at you.

01:05:48.820 It was sincere.

01:05:49.880 Yes.

01:05:50.380 It definitely was sincere.

01:05:51.600 Like if he just came back and just said, fuck you or something like that, if he came

01:05:55.320 like, or if he talks, I would, yeah, that ain't happening.

01:05:58.860 If it does, I got, I got a Kalashnikov.

01:06:01.660 But, but legitimately that's what people should do is like, take it personally and say, listen

01:06:06.880 here, I, I, this is personal.

01:06:09.580 Like now you, you got personal.

01:06:11.100 You said I didn't give a fuck about my name.

01:06:12.380 Like, but, um, I agree with you on that.

01:06:16.260 I'm probably not going to respond, but I appreciate it.

01:06:18.960 I don't know what you would, you would be.

01:06:20.960 I mean, I guess you're not going to do, so it doesn't matter, but I don't know what you

01:06:23.520 would, but like, but again, I probably would just because I'm a softie, but I understand.

01:06:29.220 I was thinking about it all day today.

01:06:30.860 Like, what should I do?

01:06:31.580 But I, the point I was making was, I do think that that's how you should approach that situation.

01:06:35.380 If somebody posts something you don't like, just message them.

01:06:38.240 If you can, some people don't have their DMs open.

01:06:40.180 I have my DMs open.

01:06:41.480 Yeah.

01:06:42.120 Address it directly.

01:06:43.860 Yeah.

01:06:44.260 But like, yeah, but also, I mean, like he said, he, I think he was being sincere and

01:06:49.120 like pretty courteous about it.

01:06:50.700 So, you know.

01:06:52.060 Yeah.

01:06:52.280 He didn't blast it on Twitter.

01:06:53.440 I mean, be like that basically.

01:06:54.740 Yeah.

01:06:55.420 Yeah.

01:06:56.180 Um, but yeah, we can, we can wrap this up.

01:06:58.160 I'm, I, my phone's about to die.

01:06:59.640 So I was going to wrap this up.

01:07:00.660 Also, Jose, you don't need to breastfeed his kids.

01:07:03.660 So, uh, so, uh, Jose, kick us off with the, uh, the plugs.

01:07:10.640 All right.

01:07:11.120 For me, I got No Way Jose.

01:07:13.600 Um, I'm fucking No Way Jose on YouTube.

01:07:16.680 I'm basically everywhere podcasts are at.

01:07:19.100 Fucking do that shit.

01:07:20.320 I also run the Liberty Movement, uh, YouTube channel, which is like non-political, uh, cultural

01:07:26.060 shit, uh, like Liberty Minded.

01:07:28.200 So if you have something that fits that, we're doing like rotating shows.

01:07:30.960 So if you have something that fits that, hit me up and I might start throwing them in there.

01:07:35.000 Uh, yeah, that's all I got really.

01:07:36.940 Um, thanks again to Shane.

01:07:39.120 Uh, yeah.

01:07:40.900 Nick, hit it off.

01:07:42.420 Well, um, you can find the Individualist Podcast.

01:07:45.320 You can find it at individualistpodcast.com or if you search it on Google, Individualist

01:07:50.160 Podcast, Nick Ashley, you'll probably find it.

01:07:52.760 Um, that's pretty much it.

01:07:55.200 Nick underscore underscore Ashley on Twitter.

01:07:57.540 Working on knocking down one of those underscores for the future eventually.

01:08:00.820 But, uh, yep.

01:08:02.540 That's all I got so far.

01:08:04.180 Oh, yeah.

01:08:04.900 Gallison Jose Twitter.

01:08:06.520 That's my handle.

01:08:07.660 Fucking give me money at patreon.com slash no way Jose 2020.

01:08:11.660 I'm still in the hole.

01:08:13.000 I'm still losing money at podcasting.

01:08:14.780 I'm almost breaking even.

01:08:16.820 Fucking help me break even.

01:08:19.140 That's all I got.

01:08:21.900 Toad, you got anything?

01:08:23.880 Uh, I mean, I'm anarcho underscore Toad on Twitter.

01:08:27.020 Um, I mean, I was just on No Way Jose, which dropped, uh, less than a week ago, I think.

01:08:31.580 So you can check that out.

01:08:33.060 We talked about towers, so it's pretty relevant.

01:08:36.300 Go over all things towers, tower etiquette, all that shit.

01:08:39.200 So anything you need to know?

01:08:41.060 Well, uh, I'm not gonna give up my, my Twitter.

01:08:44.060 I mean, it's probably gonna get up.

01:08:45.480 I mean, it gets up.

01:08:46.160 Oh.

01:08:51.280 Do we just lose him?

01:08:52.800 I think it's phone.

01:08:53.440 I think it's phone just died.

01:08:54.720 I think that's why he said that.

01:08:56.180 All right.

01:08:56.520 Well, I'll kick us off.

01:08:57.400 All right.

01:08:57.600 So big thank you to Shane.

01:08:59.060 Big thank you to Shane Hazel for stepping in and pinch hitting for us for Josh.

01:09:03.920 Uh, you know, super, super short notice.

01:09:06.200 It was literally with, it was like 30 minutes notice.

01:09:08.480 So there's no exaggeration.

01:09:09.760 So big thank you to Shane.

01:09:11.620 Um, thank you to Jose.

01:09:13.200 Thank you to Toad.

01:09:14.300 Had a great time this evening and we will see y'all on the next Monday.

01:09:18.800 Tower Power Hour.

01:09:20.720 Look at that silly mouth breather right now.

01:09:23.180 Whenever, whenever we, whenever we release it.

01:09:25.980 Yeah.

01:09:26.440 The cold still is awesome.

01:09:28.180 I kind of want to let it keep going just so we can just breathe this in.

01:09:31.680 It's just, you know, all right, whatever.

01:09:33.140 We're going to end here.

01:09:34.100 I'm kicking in.

01:09:35.520 Later guys.

01:09:36.160 All right.

01:09:36.780 See ya.

01:09:37.260 Bye.

01:09:37.360 Bye.

01:09:37.420 Bye.

01:09:37.480 Bye.

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Tower Gang - July 20, 2021

Ep 2 - All My Homies Hate Sarwark w⧸ Shane Hazel

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