Tower Gang - Ep 202 - One Man DINK

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.060 What does it smell like?

00:00:15.740 It's my understanding that there is a war going on right now.

00:00:19.560 Am I right in this?

00:00:21.220 Well, actually, there are two wars right now.

00:00:24.140 Two wars?

00:00:24.980 We're in the midst of two wars?

00:00:26.820 Now, the United States of America is engaged in both of these wars?

00:00:31.760 Yes, yes they are.

00:00:32.660 And are either of these wars happening on U.S. soil?

00:00:37.220 Excuse me.

00:00:38.140 What is your job in the war?

00:00:40.220 Are you a carrier of large weaponry?

00:00:44.600 How about if we talk about how you used to bang?

00:00:50.640 The city's retarded.

00:00:51.760 The city's retarded.

00:00:52.660 It's Fodogate Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:55.900 Retarded.

00:00:56.220 What's up, retards?

00:01:00.580 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:01:02.500 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:01:04.240 Yes.

00:01:04.520 Right.

00:01:06.820 I've been replying for another one.

00:01:09.040 And in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:01:12.260 But it would be so cruel.

00:01:13.800 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.

00:01:18.940 What are you doing?

00:01:19.820 Good point.

00:01:20.480 And fuck mom.

00:01:21.900 He just had his dick in her.

00:01:22.920 Why are we talking about the f*** on this show?

00:01:29.100 Whoa.

00:01:31.780 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:34.140 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:35.720 That was cool as s*** how it said it paused and then it said skip it in both my ears.

00:02:03.720 Oh, man.

00:02:04.620 And now we're playing f***ing Kanye?

00:02:06.480 Oh.

00:02:07.580 Slaves are back, baby.

00:02:09.260 Slaves are back.

00:02:10.400 We're back.

00:02:11.140 I just got myself a couple of them, man.

00:02:12.980 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:02:14.040 I'm f***ing builder buddies.

00:02:15.520 For real.

00:02:16.140 Bitches back in the house.

00:02:17.060 Slaves back in the fields.

00:02:18.120 Let's f***ing go.

00:02:19.680 America's back, baby.

00:02:20.700 Do they even need Tower Gang anymore?

00:02:22.620 I think it's time to retire.

00:02:23.860 Hang it up, guys.

00:02:25.260 Women back in the kitchen.

00:02:27.140 Blacks back on the field.

00:02:28.280 How are you guys feeling?

00:02:31.900 Move the culture.

00:02:33.340 I haven't asked you guys, and it's a weird question, but I know it felt bad.

00:02:37.920 Everybody was kind of down when the whole thing happened between Trump and Biden last.

00:02:42.600 It was a weird feeling.

00:02:44.280 It feels way different.

00:02:45.620 How are you guys feeling today?

00:02:47.100 I walked from my...

00:02:48.280 For work this morning, I walked from my bedroom to my office, and nothing's changed at all for me.

00:02:53.240 It didn't feel any different at all, mainly because I don't talk to anybody.

00:02:57.760 I don't have liberal co-workers.

00:03:01.320 He's like, honestly, my day feels pretty much like normal.

00:03:04.080 I haven't talked to anybody.

00:03:05.240 I haven't seen anybody.

00:03:06.200 I did not leave the house today.

00:03:08.280 I didn't even go to the gym.

00:03:09.820 That's amazing how inconsequential to my life this really is.

00:03:13.000 How was it in Boston?

00:03:14.080 It was like walking.

00:03:14.820 I fell asleep at 9 o'clock last night.

00:03:18.700 I was literally just like, oh, Trump's winning.

00:03:21.260 Just out.

00:03:21.960 I didn't watch one second of election coverage last night.

00:03:28.320 Man, you and I live such diametrically opposed lifestyles.

00:03:32.440 It's unbelievable.

00:03:33.320 I didn't even watch one second.

00:03:34.880 To be fair, I didn't even jump into probably the fourth quarter.

00:03:38.720 Like on my show, that's when I was like, let's check in.

00:03:42.080 What's going on?

00:03:42.780 Okay.

00:03:43.940 Bro, I've done X spaces for probably five hours over the past two days, maybe six.

00:03:48.780 I've also done probably six hours of content on top of that.

00:03:53.660 So like, yeah, very different lifestyle.

00:03:55.880 But I'm glad that it didn't have any impact on your very sweet, cozy existence.

00:03:59.640 I had my chat telling me how many electoral votes it took to win because I couldn't remember.

00:04:03.740 I was like, who cares?

00:04:05.680 I was on the Human Reaction podcast stream for the last like two or three hours of it.

00:04:10.900 And if we had it, we need a drinking game or something for Tower Gang where it's like every time Toad references an obscure podcast that he was on the night before, you have to drink.

00:04:21.180 Like, I feel bad.

00:04:22.840 I wish our audience-

00:04:24.160 What fucking podcast were you on?

00:04:25.740 Say the name again?

00:04:26.620 No, don't even-

00:04:27.300 Human Reaction.

00:04:28.660 This is a plug for you, Human Reaction.

00:04:30.740 There's going to be a couple thousand people listening and watching to this.

00:04:33.420 I guarantee you, you will not see a bump.

00:04:35.720 Please continue.

00:04:37.460 What's funny is like, I wish the audience-

00:04:40.180 6.30 yesterday morning.

00:04:41.740 I have not slept at all.

00:04:42.520 Yeah, Cole, I know you got a good point to make and I'm sure it's going to be funny, but-

00:04:45.960 Everybody drink again.

00:04:46.960 But I'd like to lean into what Toad has to say because he's sleep-deprived and it's almost assuredly going to be funny.

00:04:54.000 Toad, you've been up for 36 hours now?

00:04:56.860 Do I understand this correctly?

00:04:58.040 I don't have my roadcast with the sad music.

00:04:59.800 I've been awake for too long.

00:05:00.600 My brain doesn't-

00:05:01.540 It's just his existence.

00:05:03.520 He is always up for 36 hours at a time.

00:05:06.180 I got up at 6.30 a.m. yesterday.

00:05:08.260 How can you always be up for 36 hours?

00:05:10.420 He looks like Osher's election day.

00:05:11.100 With his shaved face, which is a little bit of stubble.

00:05:15.120 I just can't-

00:05:15.400 Hold on.

00:05:15.840 Let me ask you guys.

00:05:16.440 We were talking about it behind Toad's back the other day, but do you like the no-shave Toad?

00:05:21.940 I like it because-

00:05:22.780 Oh, my God.

00:05:23.340 I'll explain it.

00:05:24.500 It looks crazy on you.

00:05:26.800 I got to pull up the screenshot of you.

00:05:28.480 There's a point where your lips are like this.

00:05:30.960 I don't know if we talked about this, but it was for your-

00:05:35.120 You did it for your Halloween costume and you were that bitch, the dancing, the Olympics bitch.

00:05:39.200 It was pretty good.

00:05:40.560 Bump your game, buddy.

00:05:41.220 Yeah, Toad's really low and I kind of want to keep him there.

00:05:43.740 It was a thing between us where we don't tell him, though.

00:05:48.260 We already talk over him so aggressively.

00:05:51.220 If he's that quiet, it's just going to be a bloodbath.

00:05:53.840 Dude, does anybody find it funny that Toad goes all out for Halloween costumes for the friends he doesn't have?

00:05:59.840 Yeah.

00:06:00.340 Where do you go in those fancy costumes?

00:06:02.140 Like, there's a work party, there's a costume contest, which I won, by the way, for the-

00:06:08.760 Yeah, of course you won.

00:06:09.780 You're the only one who's trying.

00:06:11.260 The third time in the last six years I won.

00:06:13.340 I bet you-

00:06:13.940 I bet it's like-

00:06:15.360 The third time in the last six years.

00:06:17.580 I love it how you are the perfect stereotype.

00:06:20.020 Like, when you're at your job and you see the guy who wins the Halloween costume, you're like,

00:06:23.240 I bet you that guy's lonely, has no future prospects, like-

00:06:27.360 Hold on, hold on.

00:06:29.800 Toad, toad, toad, hold on.

00:06:31.720 No, no, no.

00:06:32.160 That was the only thing we needed to see was the original, the little, the original, right at the beginning.

00:06:36.800 Right at the beginning is the perfect-

00:06:37.600 Look at this face here.

00:06:40.780 This is what does it for me.

00:06:42.240 This is why I'm like, I love, I love that he-

00:06:45.640 There's so much more emoting.

00:06:47.600 It is, right?

00:06:48.420 And it's hideous, but it's like, it is toad.

00:06:50.680 Dude, here's the problem is my dad is horrendous looking.

00:06:54.940 He has an-

00:06:55.840 The problem is my dad is an ugly bitch.

00:07:00.360 Yeah, dude, I'm not kidding, dude.

00:07:02.240 My dad has, like, this massive overbite, and he looks like this, and so he grew a beard to, like-

00:07:07.940 Does he?

00:07:08.420 Because everybody used to make fun of him and call him lippy because his lips, like, bulge out.

00:07:14.560 So I inherited that-

00:07:15.760 Okay, wait a second.

00:07:16.580 You really do have no chin, it's wild.

00:07:18.560 We have to listen to it.

00:07:19.800 We gotta listen to it.

00:07:20.820 No, no, no.

00:07:24.180 This is my favorite thing.

00:07:25.140 Oh, I don't know why you like this so much.

00:07:26.960 Wait, right here, right here, right here.

00:07:28.580 Guys.

00:07:34.860 It's actually pretty cool.

00:07:37.140 Are you fucking kidding me?

00:07:42.020 Hold on.

00:07:43.560 I've been wanting to make this joke.

00:07:45.720 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:07:46.420 Watch it.

00:07:46.700 As if nothing happened.

00:07:49.840 The man is-

00:07:50.880 Guys, I don't know what to fucking say anymore.

00:07:54.440 Dude, dude.

00:07:54.640 He's given us this.

00:07:55.660 He's a performance genius.

00:07:56.960 What?

00:07:57.760 What would I do?

00:07:58.860 Toe's-

00:07:59.360 You're just a natural, bud.

00:08:01.340 Hold on, hold on.

00:08:02.520 Toe's the type of nigga to buy his own award for a costume party for a competition at his job.

00:08:10.820 The job's not funding that part.

00:08:12.740 They're like, we don't have it in the budget for a fucking award this year, Tony.

00:08:16.240 He's like, I'll buy it.

00:08:16.600 He buys himself a trophy.

00:08:17.680 He buys a trophy.

00:08:18.300 He sets it on his mantle.

00:08:19.640 He's like the Michael Scott office if they had the early years before he made it to manager.

00:08:25.140 That's Toe.

00:08:25.960 Oh, that's true.

00:08:27.100 I was about to say because I was going to say that it's like the costume parties for his costume thing at his work, but everybody's just Jim from the office, so they just come in with the worst.

00:08:37.100 They're just like three-hole punch Jim or just a different name, and he's going all out.

00:08:42.520 That's what I think is happening every year.

00:08:43.860 So what is the competition like?

00:08:45.340 I got 2016 as Ken Bone.

00:08:47.680 I got 2022.

00:08:49.100 Toe, Toe, here's the most important question.

00:08:52.560 I would imagine that you're doing the costume contest at work to show off, like befriend folks.

00:09:01.480 You've won three of the past six years.

00:09:03.260 You have no friends.

00:09:04.860 Do you think you're doing something wrong?

00:09:07.580 Maybe there's a correlation between you winning and having friends.

00:09:10.900 Maybe if you lost, maybe you've got to throw it.

00:09:13.160 Wait, is that why my coworkers don't hang out with me outside of work?

00:09:18.600 Because they're like, oh, here comes Mr. fucking three-time Halloween back-to-back-to-back champ.

00:09:27.520 Like, fuck this guy.

00:09:28.380 I just want a lot of investment for no real payoff.

00:09:30.980 No, no, I think really what it is is they think you're too good for them.

00:09:35.880 They're like, oh, man, he's the Halloween winner three times running.

00:09:40.160 I can't hang out with that guy.

00:09:41.380 He's too cool.

00:09:42.340 No, this is actually a really important question.

00:09:44.580 Just elevate your game, bro.

00:09:45.940 It's competition.

00:09:46.260 No, you're right, and you should alpha-mog them for sure, but before we go there, are

00:09:51.180 these people cool at all?

00:09:54.540 Some of them.

00:09:55.440 Do you want to be friends with any of them?

00:09:57.580 Yeah.

00:09:57.900 He doesn't want to be friends with us.

00:09:59.420 Yeah.

00:10:00.180 You do want to be friends with them?

00:10:01.480 No.

00:10:02.200 They're not as cool as you guys, but yeah.

00:10:05.680 I mean, I want to be friends with some of them.

00:10:08.060 I hope Toad goes like, he's at work, he's like, my online friends are so much cooler than

00:10:12.760 you guys.

00:10:14.360 This is like a conversation I'd have with like a Toad.

00:10:16.440 Actually, I'm on Tower Gang.

00:10:18.100 With like a six-year-old child.

00:10:19.820 Can you imagine Toad at work just going, oh, man, you know, my internet friends are a lot

00:10:24.900 cooler than you guys.

00:10:25.940 They're just like, you don't have any fucking internet friends.

00:10:28.180 They're like, no, trust me, they invite me to their house.

00:10:31.020 We did a live performance.

00:10:32.000 Yeah, it was crazy.

00:10:32.680 There was like a hundred people there.

00:10:33.980 They'd be like, okay, Toad, whatever.

00:10:35.200 Yeah, they don't believe in you.

00:10:35.960 My previous company, everybody would like hang out all the time.

00:10:38.760 Like, yeah.

00:10:41.120 That's me performing in my one-man band back in high school.

00:10:45.240 I was the house band at this party, at Robbie G's party time back in the day.

00:10:49.440 Do you think that the fact that you're constantly seeking the spotlight is making it so you don't

00:10:53.360 have any friends?

00:10:55.040 No.

00:10:55.640 Well, I don't know.

00:10:56.580 Because you're like, I'm the house band.

00:10:58.560 I'm the three-time Halloween, you know, costume chant.

00:11:01.400 Like, I'm the karaoke guy.

00:11:03.760 I go to fucking concerts every week, and I stand in the front row, and I suck myself

00:11:07.400 off.

00:11:07.740 Like, do you think maybe you're doing something wrong?

00:11:10.260 Mm-hmm.

00:11:11.220 You have created-

00:11:11.940 You look at yesterday's horribleness behind us.

00:11:15.720 You have created the perfect trap, like, for friends, but somehow have still come up empty

00:11:21.460 entirely.

00:11:22.180 It's insane.

00:11:22.720 You go to these events regularly.

00:11:24.480 Like, you're primed to have a friend.

00:11:26.800 Like, you're doing all these things.

00:11:28.220 Like, your face is out there.

00:11:30.060 Like, you have all the boxes checked.

00:11:32.840 You're primed friend material.

00:11:34.200 Yeah.

00:11:36.400 This is serious.

00:11:37.300 This is serious.

00:11:37.840 Because, like, I don't like Toad at all, right?

00:11:39.800 But, like, if I lived in Boston, I'd be like, I want to go to this concert.

00:11:44.640 I know somebody who's going.

00:11:46.340 I'm going to go with Toad.

00:11:47.280 Like, I would go and hang out with Toad periodically just because he's constantly doing cool shit.

00:11:50.780 I would go to the comedy show.

00:11:52.260 Nobody wants to do that.

00:11:53.220 Yeah, I was about to say, Clint, I would be like, I want to go to this concert.

00:11:57.340 Shane Gillis is coming on.

00:11:58.440 Got to go see Shane Gillis.

00:11:59.780 I was going to be like, I want to go to this concert.

00:12:03.660 I don't have the money to go to this concert.

00:12:05.220 Toad, I want to know, wants to go to this concert.

00:12:06.780 And Toad needs a friend.

00:12:07.780 Toad will buy me a ticket.

00:12:08.680 Toad buys two tickets to every one of his concerts.

00:12:11.620 You know that, right?

00:12:13.280 Just in case.

00:12:13.940 For what reason?

00:12:14.560 I don't know.

00:12:14.980 He's got an extra ticket.

00:12:15.820 Wait, wait, is that true?

00:12:18.240 Every one?

00:12:19.360 No way.

00:12:20.200 It's a cry for help, dog.

00:12:21.660 It's like, hold on.

00:12:22.680 Whatever the price is.

00:12:23.740 Hold on.

00:12:24.040 This is crazy shit.

00:12:24.780 Whatever the price is, it's times two for him.

00:12:26.660 Whatever he's doing.

00:12:27.460 I like the extra arm room.

00:12:28.980 It has nothing to do with him.

00:12:29.280 No, no, no, no, no.

00:12:30.140 I stopped doing it recently because it's not like.

00:12:32.540 I can't believe you don't have a tremendously abusive best friend that just is taking advantage of you.

00:12:36.860 I could be that.

00:12:38.080 If I lived in Boston, I would be that abusive best friend.

00:12:40.600 I would be too.

00:12:41.280 Yes, I would.

00:12:41.880 You'd have so many friends right here.

00:12:43.440 I will say this.

00:12:44.720 Toad is so many friends.

00:12:45.820 Hold on.

00:12:46.600 Hold on.

00:12:47.020 Come with me to any of these things.

00:12:48.200 Toad, hold on.

00:12:49.120 Toad is literally Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights leaving a ticket for his dad who never shows up.

00:12:54.960 He's just leaving a ticket for a friend that never shows up.

00:12:57.680 He's just hoping one day a friend comes up, a guy will come up and be like, I got a ticket at will call.

00:13:04.040 He's like, ticket for Toad?

00:13:07.360 And they're like, here you go, sir.

00:13:08.740 He's been waiting on these tickets for a long time.

00:13:10.680 When you look up disposable income in the dictionary, this is the picture that shows up next to it.

00:13:15.820 He's a one-man dink.

00:13:19.700 A one-man dink.

00:13:22.380 Title of the episode.

00:13:24.200 A one-man dink is a crazy thing to say.

00:13:27.440 I'm really sleep-deprived, so I think...

00:13:31.160 Dual income, no kids, but he's just one per one guy.

00:13:34.220 If somebody knows to name drop me at will call and they get that ticket, I won't even know who it is.

00:13:38.800 I'll never even find one.

00:13:39.100 Would that make him a sink then?

00:13:41.280 Single income, no kids?

00:13:42.540 No, because he gambles, too.

00:13:44.820 That's dual income.

00:13:46.120 No, he's dual income.

00:13:47.320 He's a one-man dink, dude.

00:13:49.800 He's dual income.

00:13:52.040 He's one-man dinking in a dunking.

00:13:53.640 Oh, yeah, this is perfect.

00:13:54.920 Hey, you got those two tickets for my special friend?

00:13:57.720 Yes.

00:13:59.160 You know what I do, Ricky?

00:14:00.260 Do them right here, buddy.

00:14:01.680 Great.

00:14:02.360 Hey, how's your mama's hip?

00:14:03.880 She's going to be all right.

00:14:04.980 Thank you for asking.

00:14:05.880 Appreciate it.

00:14:06.600 Hey, good luck today, buddy.

00:14:07.640 That's the saddest thing I've ever seen.

00:14:11.700 Have you seen that?

00:14:13.080 You know what I'm talking about?

00:14:13.980 Yeah, it's for his dad.

00:14:14.740 And then his dad actually shows up.

00:14:16.800 He takes it, and he gets a ticket, and he goes, I got one ticket here.

00:14:20.780 I got two tickets.

00:14:22.340 Toad, was there a point when you were constantly offering these tickets to people at work and girls through dating apps and shit?

00:14:31.720 Yes.

00:14:32.560 Okay, and just no one ever said yes?

00:14:35.020 Right.

00:14:35.680 Are you on Tinder?

00:14:36.360 No, for real, are you on Tinder?

00:14:38.480 No.

00:14:39.120 Just put it in your bio.

00:14:40.440 Did you tell them it's free?

00:14:41.840 Did you tell them that they're free?

00:14:43.380 Why are you not on Tinder?

00:14:44.760 Cole's on Tinder.

00:14:46.380 I did.

00:14:47.220 Oh, dude, you're going to get a mail.

00:14:48.580 Fuck you.

00:14:50.600 I was going around.

00:14:51.420 I was going around.

00:14:53.800 Dude, yeah, that's what I should.

00:14:55.260 I should go on Tinder, try to hook up dudes just to take them to concerts.

00:14:58.340 I'm grinding.

00:14:59.800 Yeah.

00:15:00.900 That's a beautiful idea.

00:15:02.220 Dude, honestly, if you record it, super viral.

00:15:05.040 Don't they have on some of the dating apps, they have stuff for, like, friends now, too?

00:15:09.420 Like, are you going to literally meet friends?

00:15:11.140 Tinder used to have that.

00:15:12.560 Why didn't you go on a sugar daddy app, Toad?

00:15:16.640 It's that app called Friendster, I think.

00:15:18.820 It's adult friend violence.

00:15:22.020 I bet Grindr friends, like, it's just, like, it's just gay dudes that want to be your friend.

00:15:28.020 Dude, I bet it's just gay dudes that want to, like, turn you out.

00:15:30.700 I'll be like, yo, I have an extra ticket to go see, like, Pineapple Thief.

00:15:35.120 And they'll be like, what the fuck?

00:15:37.440 Cole would be the type of dude to go on Grindr just to get free food.

00:15:40.440 Who's going to say yes to that?

00:15:42.600 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:15:43.640 Drinks and food?

00:15:44.900 Yeah.

00:15:45.220 I honestly, I made a hard play at Toad.

00:15:47.540 I was like, because I figured this shit out a couple years ago.

00:15:49.900 I was like, Toad, there's, like, houses down the road from me for several.

00:15:53.120 Remember this whole thing?

00:15:53.800 I was like, you should fucking just leave.

00:15:55.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:56.040 And I was like, go there?

00:15:56.820 Because I'm like, there's some dope events here that I don't go to.

00:15:59.000 And I could just tell my wife, I was like, Toad, he did it again.

00:16:01.660 Idiot.

00:16:02.080 Ordered a second ticket.

00:16:02.960 I got to go with him.

00:16:03.980 And then we'd just be fucking going.

00:16:05.700 I was like, this is a great plan.

00:16:07.160 I just realized something really awesome.

00:16:09.880 Cole, if you...

00:16:10.960 If you had less morals, you could be...

00:16:15.460 Less morals?

00:16:18.060 If I had negative morals.

00:16:21.260 Cole is more of an amoral actor than an amoral.

00:16:23.720 Okay, fine.

00:16:24.340 Whatever.

00:16:24.700 If he had no morals whatsoever.

00:16:26.220 If he wasn't married and he had no morals, he could literally retire just by fucking with

00:16:32.780 dudes on Grindr.

00:16:33.660 Like, you don't have to fuck them, but, like, you could just be, like, you could be, like,

00:16:36.840 a sugar...

00:16:37.900 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:38.780 Sugar baby?

00:16:39.280 Because girls do that to...

00:16:40.280 Girls do that to dudes already.

00:16:41.680 Where they, like, they'll just, like, lean them on.

00:16:43.000 Because I was just looking at your face there, and I'm like, that face on Grindr?

00:16:46.880 You could get...

00:16:47.380 You can get niggas to just send you a rack, like, every day.

00:16:50.980 If Cole was...

00:16:51.880 When in Rome?

00:16:53.540 If he was proportioned correctly, he would be one of the most beautiful people you know.

00:17:00.100 No, if he was six foot tall, supermodel.

00:17:02.440 It's not about being six foot tall.

00:17:03.680 I just mean, like, his legs are too short for his body.

00:17:06.340 His hands are real little.

00:17:07.560 No, no, no.

00:17:08.060 No, Clint, Clint.

00:17:08.760 Hold on, hold on.

00:17:09.400 Clint, tell them what you told me.

00:17:10.780 Some of the pay pigs on Grindr, for sure.

00:17:12.480 Hold on, hold on.

00:17:13.440 Clint, tell them what you told me when I got out of my car for the first time, and you

00:17:16.240 saw me at Bohemian Grove.

00:17:17.380 You have beautiful legs.

00:17:18.680 No, no, no.

00:17:19.120 That's not what you said.

00:17:19.760 Female legs.

00:17:20.180 That's what you said.

00:17:20.980 He goes, I was getting out of my car, and I could see Clint was outside.

00:17:24.580 You got a gun truck, dude.

00:17:24.780 And I got out, and he goes, dude, you have girl legs.

00:17:27.780 And I go, what?

00:17:28.240 He said, I saw your legs getting out of the car.

00:17:29.840 He saw the leg first.

00:17:30.460 He heard the music playing.

00:17:32.340 He's like, I thought it was a girl.

00:17:33.420 I shit you not, he's obviously way more muscular than your average bitch, but when you see

00:17:38.740 him just throw his leg out, because he's so short, it's just like, that's a woman's

00:17:43.520 leg.

00:17:44.060 He got a boner when he saw the leg come out.

00:17:45.980 It's very shapely.

00:17:47.620 Cole, why do you only wear gyms every time I've seen you?

00:17:52.220 He didn't even go to the gym today.

00:17:53.760 He's just flexing.

00:17:55.180 Every time he comes to my house, he doesn't go to the gym.

00:17:57.200 He was there for a week, and they didn't go to the gym.

00:17:58.880 He just wears gym clothes every day.

00:18:00.780 That's all I have now.

00:18:01.860 It's a lifestyle.

00:18:02.400 That's all I have.

00:18:03.420 He wears gym clothes, yeah.

00:18:05.540 No, seriously, seriously.

00:18:06.420 When you built the body, you gotta, like...

00:18:08.240 Yeah, when you inevitably get divorced because your wife, like, abuses the shit out of you,

00:18:11.600 I want, like, we should definitely set up a camera crew to have you go on Grindr, just

00:18:17.300 like, just rip dudes off left and right, and towed to, like, I don't know, we probably

00:18:22.900 can't get gay dudes to go to the concert either, but, like, I don't know, there has to be some

00:18:27.020 bitch that would, like, and we just gotta film this shit.

00:18:29.240 It'd be so fun.

00:18:29.800 I think if I...

00:18:32.080 Well, here's the thing that I know Toe needs to do.

00:18:34.220 Toe needs to move to Miami.

00:18:35.280 Miami is now a red, like, county.

00:18:39.580 It's a red county.

00:18:40.700 You're fucking welcome.

00:18:41.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:42.460 The fucking Californians moved to Miami and turned it red.

00:18:45.300 It's the craziest thing ever.

00:18:46.260 Toe needs to move to Miami, and then him and Clint can go, I bet there's fucking crazy

00:18:52.860 concerts in Miami.

00:18:53.900 Every time I've been to Miami, I'm only there for, like, a couple days, and I get, like,

00:18:57.480 hit up by, like, hookers on the side of the street.

00:18:59.640 They're, like, really aggressive with me.

00:19:01.480 I get, like, you know...

00:19:02.160 I've literally never encountered a hooker in Miami once.

00:19:05.200 I get, like, pool sharked by these big biker dudes, and, like, I don't know.

00:19:08.960 How often are you going to Miami?

00:19:09.720 I get people, like, trying to, like, sell me cocaine.

00:19:15.600 I almost lost my...

00:19:16.820 I've been to Miami multiple times.

00:19:17.680 I've never had any of these things happen.

00:19:18.060 I basically lost my roommate one time.

00:19:20.680 Okay.

00:19:21.260 I don't believe you.

00:19:22.240 You lost your roommate?

00:19:23.820 I believe everything he says, guys.

00:19:25.420 I'm almost...

00:19:26.080 Miami, like, swallows me up and, like, spits me out.

00:19:30.480 You're describing Miami like it's Vegas.

00:19:32.560 Like, it's not like that.

00:19:34.680 Yeah, it is.

00:19:35.360 It's, like, it's an insane city.

00:19:37.720 Nah, every time I've been, it's just...

00:19:38.920 I feel like I won't survive when I'm there.

00:19:40.980 Hmm.

00:19:41.620 All right.

00:19:42.000 Well, that's something there.

00:19:42.660 I've been here for over two years.

00:19:43.820 It's been totally fun.

00:19:45.120 That's true.

00:19:45.900 Toad travels by...

00:19:47.280 You also feel like you don't survive...

00:19:49.840 You're not going to survive when you come to my house, and this is, like, the most peaceful

00:19:52.680 place in the world.

00:19:53.620 That's a fair point.

00:19:54.220 Middle of nowhere.

00:19:55.160 That was me overreacting.

00:19:55.840 You know what I just dawned on me, though?

00:19:57.240 But, like, seeing things from Toad's perspective is kind of akin...

00:20:00.940 Like, trying to put yourself in his eyes.

00:20:02.440 It's, like, the same...

00:20:03.440 You ever gone somewhere as an adult that you went somewhere as a child, and there's things

00:20:06.760 that you remember being, like, huge?

00:20:08.800 Like, I remember this beach when I was a kid.

00:20:10.120 There was all these, like, big rocks I could jump on and climb on.

00:20:12.660 And I went there as an adult, and I was like, these are fucking tiny.

00:20:16.260 Yeah.

00:20:16.380 Like, these are, like...

00:20:16.800 I just would kind of hop on them now.

00:20:17.380 I did that with my dad's penis.

00:20:18.480 And it's the same idea of trying to put yourself in Toad's, you know, in where he's coming from.

00:20:23.400 So, like, looking at it from his perspective, it's, like, what he's describing is, like,

00:20:27.900 we can't even, like, understand it.

00:20:29.840 Dude, that's really funny, because that means that all four of yours' perspectives of the

00:20:34.680 world is, like...

00:20:35.860 It's like a big-ass jungle gym, and I'm just like, oh, these are just pebbles.

00:20:39.460 Yeah.

00:20:39.760 There's nothing going on here.

00:20:40.900 And you guys are like, it's an adventure.

00:20:42.480 We're having an adventure.

00:20:43.480 Wow.

00:20:43.660 It's like whenever...

00:20:45.220 It was one of the funniest things...

00:20:47.020 Jump up and get the microwave.

00:20:48.300 One of the funniest things I've ever seen Elizabeth do is...

00:20:51.540 So, we were at, like, we were at a beach, and out, like, probably, like, 50 yards out

00:20:57.660 in the water, there was the, like, the rock barrier.

00:21:02.220 Like, basically, you know, for, like, the waves and everything, there was a big rock barrier.

00:21:05.040 So, I was like, hey, let's swim out to there.

00:21:06.720 So, we swam out to there, and, like, it was man-made, and so we got all of it, and then

00:21:10.900 we were going to swim back.

00:21:12.120 Well, she was, like, she was swimming, and she was, like, I'm getting really tired.

00:21:16.260 She was going to swim, and she thought she was going to drown, and she's, like, trying

00:21:18.600 to paddle and paddle, and I was like, babe, just stand up.

00:21:21.800 The water's, like, only, like, this deep.

00:21:23.780 Like, she was, like, freaking out, and that's what I think, I guess, Toad is, like, his

00:21:26.540 everything is, like, because he doesn't understand, like...

00:21:29.800 You can just stand up, Toad.

00:21:31.080 You can just stand up, Toad.

00:21:32.140 Like, it's also, like, it wasn't a bunch of hookers trying to...

00:21:34.480 It was just homeless people.

00:21:35.940 Those are just homeless women.

00:21:37.240 Toad lives in, like, a state of fear and misunderstanding, so...

00:21:40.700 Can I ask you guys a question?

00:21:41.880 And so, this is, like, on the back of an argument that I had with Robbie the

00:21:46.000 Fire Bernstein, but should Toad be able to vote?

00:21:50.980 All right, let's go.

00:21:51.940 Like, legitimately, do you think he should be able to vote?

00:21:54.600 Like, a person with these kind of disabilities...

00:21:58.220 Do you think because he owns his house, is that technically owning land?

00:22:01.720 Oh, yeah.

00:22:02.100 Or do you need, like, a certain amount of land?

00:22:04.000 Because I think a landowner is, like, to vote...

00:22:06.700 I own property.

00:22:08.260 I mean...

00:22:08.440 How much?

00:22:09.140 How big is it?

00:22:10.840 1,600 square feet.

00:22:12.460 See, it doesn't count.

00:22:13.100 I feel like a minimum of an acre.

00:22:16.560 Do you have a yard?

00:22:18.020 Aesthetically speaking...

00:22:18.860 No, no, you are.

00:22:19.680 Aesthetically speaking...

00:22:20.680 You should only vote backwards.

00:22:23.700 I think your vote should be prorated, though.

00:22:26.400 Yeah, that's why...

00:22:27.040 Yo, this is what I'm saying is...

00:22:28.700 The question that I'm getting at is...

00:22:29.960 I voted for Harris yesterday because I vote backwards.

00:22:32.680 All right, here's the question I'm getting.

00:22:33.840 He does everything backwards.

00:22:35.320 And I think he's voting backwards from what he's supposed to do with a person of his mental faculty.

00:22:40.220 With that many, like...

00:22:41.660 With that many ailments of the brain and body, that type of person like Toe...

00:22:46.100 He should want a really powerful state to take care of him.

00:22:48.460 Dude, actually, you know what?

00:22:49.300 He should be voting...

00:22:50.660 You're kind of right because Toe's not just built backwards physically.

00:22:53.240 He's built backwards mentally.

00:22:54.900 Politically.

00:22:56.180 Literally everything about him is backwards.

00:22:58.800 Well, because he's, like...

00:22:59.920 He's a short, fat, bald man in fucking Boston that works for, like, in software.

00:23:06.820 He should be the bluest motherfucker ever.

00:23:09.980 Exactly.

00:23:10.720 Right?

00:23:11.260 He's not.

00:23:11.380 He's built backwards.

00:23:12.420 No, he's built backwards, bro.

00:23:13.420 He's built backwards.

00:23:14.460 He should be the coolest guy at his work because he wins all these Halloween costumes.

00:23:18.500 But he's got no friends there.

00:23:19.980 Built backwards.

00:23:21.580 I'm, like, intelligent, but I'm also, like, a child mentally.

00:23:25.760 His father and his sister are six foot two.

00:23:28.740 And he's the inverse.

00:23:30.080 Built backwards.

00:23:31.080 We were at Top's house this time.

00:23:34.180 This is, like, you might be a redneck, but just built backwards.

00:23:36.940 No, no, no.

00:23:37.640 Listen.

00:23:37.900 You might be built backwards.

00:23:40.720 Toad is, like...

00:23:41.440 Toad literally is, like, a child because...

00:23:43.300 So we were at Top's house and, like, we were all taking a shower.

00:23:46.100 And in the shower, there's, like, the curtain rod, obviously.

00:23:48.820 It fell while Toad was taking a shower.

00:23:51.320 Toad just was, like, can't put it back up.

00:23:54.180 No, I tried.

00:23:54.480 Like, he said he tried.

00:23:56.300 I eventually succeeded.

00:23:56.840 And he couldn't get it back up.

00:23:58.280 I did it eventually.

00:23:59.120 He couldn't understand how to fuck with a curtain rod.

00:24:01.720 So he just left it.

00:24:02.640 No, no.

00:24:02.900 He just left it down, like, on the floor.

00:24:05.640 And he was just, like...

00:24:06.480 And we're, like, Toad, you need to fix that.

00:24:07.740 Let me tell you something.

00:24:08.500 Toad.

00:24:08.880 Toad.

00:24:09.120 Only temporarily.

00:24:10.000 I put it back.

00:24:10.400 Toad, during this stressful weekend, I'm thinking about a million things.

00:24:13.840 And you came up to me and told me that.

00:24:16.100 And, again, it was, like, when...

00:24:17.380 Robbie called me with the same shit.

00:24:19.180 Where I couldn't even process.

00:24:20.680 I was, like, why would he come to me and ask me this question?

00:24:23.320 And I kind of, like, looked at you.

00:24:24.980 And then I walked away.

00:24:25.900 But I didn't...

00:24:26.660 Like, I wasn't mad or disrespectful.

00:24:27.840 I'm, like, if you drop a twist-on curtain rod, why would you tell somebody you just...

00:24:32.640 You'd pick it up and that would be that.

00:24:35.200 Well, I'd already done that.

00:24:36.240 But it was, like, the wall was, like, too, like, slippery and wet.

00:24:40.380 That's not how it works.

00:24:41.920 That's not how it...

00:24:42.960 You can just keep doing it until it stays up.

00:24:45.620 Rotate it down, pull it out, and then rotate it back this way.

00:24:49.000 I know how it works.

00:24:51.140 What the fuck were you talking to me for?

00:24:54.320 I don't know.

00:24:54.900 I eventually got it.

00:24:55.820 It took, like...

00:24:57.220 It was that night.

00:24:58.360 He left it all day on the floor.

00:25:00.840 Like, because I went in there later and I was, like, it's still on the floor.

00:25:03.620 I was, like, you didn't fix it?

00:25:04.700 What are you doing?

00:25:05.500 And we had to tell him, go fix it.

00:25:06.980 It's the same type of question.

00:25:08.280 The same type of question you asked me or told me was, like, how I felt today with Robbie.

00:25:12.620 Robbie...

00:25:13.120 Like, I'm still kind of stunned by it.

00:25:15.200 He was, like, oh, the last four years was bad?

00:25:18.820 What was he saying, Clint?

00:25:19.920 Some shit like that?

00:25:20.580 Yeah, he basically was, like, so you're telling me it's worse now than it was under Trump?

00:25:26.000 And it's, like, yeah, dude.

00:25:27.580 Yeah, and then I said, yeah, and then he's, like, give me examples.

00:25:30.160 And I was kind of, like, I am befuddled.

00:25:33.200 This guy is on part of the problem?

00:25:34.940 And you're asking me to give you examples of how bad it's been the four years?

00:25:37.760 And I'm just, like, he knows.

00:25:39.940 It was weird.

00:25:40.520 That was a weird...

00:25:41.220 I don't know what the fuck that was.

00:25:42.060 By the way, the only thing I can think is that he's saying to 2020, is it worse than

00:25:46.200 it was in 2020, is the only thing I can think...

00:25:48.660 Maybe that's what he meant.

00:25:49.760 And 2020 was really bad, but I think...

00:25:51.380 Because he's saying four years ago.

00:25:52.800 21 was worse, though, because the lockdowns were still happening, and they were moving

00:25:56.060 on the mandate.

00:25:56.920 All I can think of is he's going, four years ago, were you worse off in, you know, November

00:26:01.980 of 2020?

00:26:02.540 What I was saying is that...

00:26:04.340 Yeah, I guess so.

00:26:05.300 Can we agree with this?

00:26:06.340 Every political cycle, every four years...

00:26:08.540 I skipped the shower, Rod, man.

00:26:11.140 Every four years, no matter which president we get, like, our...

00:26:14.800 The way of, like, the world here just gets kind of, like, shittier.

00:26:18.560 Like, there's something decayed.

00:26:20.100 The Jews get more emboldened.

00:26:21.920 Yeah, I don't know what the hell it is.

00:26:23.140 By the way, this debate between Top and Robbie went down on Libby Lockdown.

00:26:26.540 It was...

00:26:27.180 It's my latest episode, so check it out.

00:26:29.060 I don't want to get into political, but I do want to talk about how Trump only beats

00:26:33.580 women in, like, races.

00:26:36.100 Is he a system president?

00:26:38.580 Based!

00:26:38.860 Because he can only beat women.

00:26:41.520 Like, if he was...

00:26:42.880 If, for some reason, Biden ran again this time, I wonder if Biden would have won again.

00:26:46.580 Trump, he's trans, basically.

00:26:48.160 He's like a system quarterback.

00:26:49.580 He's a system president.

00:26:50.600 He's a system runner.

00:26:51.380 He can only beat women.

00:26:53.920 Dude, I don't want to get political again, but I was looking at the vote counts.

00:26:57.520 Like, it's, like, total vote counts for the last couple elections.

00:27:00.680 And it was, like, 2020.

00:27:01.600 There was 30 million more votes.

00:27:02.840 This time, right back into that average.

00:27:05.380 And I was just, like, incredible!

00:27:06.780 You can see...

00:27:07.620 Incredible that they gaslighted me for so long and told me, like...

00:27:10.720 Dude, it's so funny.

00:27:12.160 Like, it's the...

00:27:13.020 We totally didn't cheat.

00:27:14.060 I'm like, fuck off.

00:27:15.080 It's the numbers are so fucking funny, man.

00:27:18.480 Like, to see...

00:27:18.920 It's not even...

00:27:19.640 It's also, like, the red states...

00:27:21.060 Like, the Republicans also went up.

00:27:24.240 Trump's four years were way worse because of the reaction to the left.

00:27:28.100 City living was unbearable.

00:27:29.200 I prefer my last four years over COVID and the summer of love.

00:27:32.880 It wasn't the point that...

00:27:33.800 I get what you're saying.

00:27:34.620 It wasn't the point I was making.

00:27:35.500 The point I was making is that it's gotten worse over time.

00:27:38.980 Like, there's been...

00:27:39.560 It was a high degradation with COVID.

00:27:41.640 And when it came down, it was still on a gradual slide up of just worse.

00:27:45.420 It doesn't get...

00:27:46.260 It doesn't get better.

00:27:47.460 Yeah, it keeps getting worse, yeah.

00:27:48.900 It looks like...

00:27:49.780 It looks like Kamala Harris is going to end up with 69 million votes, which would be...

00:27:53.580 Nice.

00:27:53.780 What is that?

00:27:54.260 That's 12...

00:27:54.860 Which would be nice.

00:27:58.880 But I think that's 12 million less than Biden.

00:28:01.680 So that is...

00:28:02.100 Dude, that is pretty remarkable.

00:28:04.380 Is she really going to get 69 million?

00:28:05.940 The lady that blew her way to the top is going to get 69 million votes?

00:28:09.320 No, she's at 60 point.

00:28:10.900 She's at...

00:28:11.640 67.87 and there's still...

00:28:14.300 69 million, 420,000 on the top.

00:28:16.060 You either have to believe there's a God or this is all scripted now.

00:28:19.240 Like, that's really...

00:28:20.260 Yeah, it's all a simulation.

00:28:21.300 Dude, what if she gets 69.420?

00:28:23.620 Like, crazy.

00:28:23.980 That's what I'm saying.

00:28:24.720 It's...

00:28:25.160 Honestly, it's not beyond the realm of possibility.

00:28:27.900 And if it does, it's just one of those things where, like, whoever controls this matrix

00:28:31.400 is just fucking hilarious.

00:28:34.180 That shit is so dope, dude.

00:28:35.960 Which, by the way, how many of y'all voted?

00:28:38.080 Meh.

00:28:38.340 I voted.

00:28:39.340 You fuckworn faggots.

00:28:40.580 Of course, voted.

00:28:41.960 No, no, no.

00:28:42.560 You didn't vote because you're too lazy.

00:28:44.500 And Jose is too much of a self-absorbed asshole to vote.

00:28:47.420 The rest of us voted.

00:28:48.600 I voted because I want to see this story moved along.

00:28:51.560 It's literally not worth my time.

00:28:53.440 It's literally not worth my time at all.

00:28:55.000 It's like, I literally was like...

00:28:56.360 We can crunch the numbers here, but it's not worth my time.

00:28:59.320 I literally would rather use...

00:29:00.280 It's not worth my time to crunch the numbers.

00:29:01.980 I literally was like, I'm going to go to the gym during work today.

00:29:09.800 And then if they ask while I'm gone, I'm going to be like, I'm voting.

00:29:12.520 That's literally the easiest.

00:29:13.880 Like, I was just going to use voting as an excuse.

00:29:16.940 It's not even worth it for me to actually...

00:29:18.080 To take an extra long lunch break.

00:29:19.700 I'll literally go somewhere.

00:29:21.020 It's not even like getting out of the house.

00:29:22.500 I'll get out of the house.

00:29:23.280 It's just, I just don't want to vote.

00:29:24.620 I'd rather use it.

00:29:25.340 Voting was so easy for me.

00:29:26.540 It's literally like right across the street.

00:29:28.100 I just walk over there.

00:29:29.520 Wow, you live in hell, dude.

00:29:31.580 If you live across the street from a place where people vote,

00:29:34.620 you live in a bad spot.

00:29:35.320 It's called a school.

00:29:38.340 I don't know why I'm allowed to be here.

00:29:41.680 I don't know, some elementary school.

00:29:43.380 Do you live within 200 yards of a school?

00:29:46.100 Because I'm pretty sure that's a violation of your program.

00:29:47.600 I don't think you can.

00:29:48.820 Like, what would happen if they found out?

00:29:50.440 I'm incriminating myself, yeah.

00:29:52.460 Yeah.

00:29:54.220 So, did Trump win Massachusetts?

00:29:57.600 No.

00:29:58.480 Oh, so your vote was completely useless?

00:30:00.560 No, he got better numbers in Massachusetts than...

00:30:03.200 But he lost?

00:30:04.060 ...than Republicans have before...

00:30:05.500 And I was voting on the ballot questions, man.

00:30:08.500 So, he lost?

00:30:10.120 Yeah.

00:30:10.800 Okay, yeah.

00:30:11.680 So, you...

00:30:12.420 It's like, that's why I was like, I'm not voting.

00:30:15.560 So, your vote made the difference of one vote in the total vote count.

00:30:19.460 Guys, guys, guys, here's what we're saying, though.

00:30:21.820 Here's what we're saying, though.

00:30:22.680 Joe was so excited, man.

00:30:23.780 I know...

00:30:24.160 He was like, I fucking voted for Trump, man.

00:30:26.240 I know under his breath, he's going like, take that, deep state.

00:30:29.760 It's fun to shit on...

00:30:31.180 Guys, guys, it's fun to shit on voting.

00:30:33.280 It's my message to you.

00:30:34.260 But for you two guys, right now, I'm asking you a question.

00:30:37.040 Yeah.

00:30:37.340 Who would you have voted for?

00:30:39.040 And it's like a simple choice.

00:30:40.520 Like, who would...

00:30:41.420 Which is better?

00:30:42.760 There's a simple...

00:30:43.520 Oh, yeah.

00:30:44.340 Trump is better.

00:30:45.700 Yes.

00:30:46.440 By a lot.

00:30:47.340 No, but Chase Oliver's so much funnier.

00:30:50.440 To vote for...

00:30:50.920 No, I'm talking about just the two.

00:30:51.820 If you had to cast a vote for, like, legitimately, which one of these things do you want?

00:30:56.820 Chase Oliver, I don't even want to talk about it.

00:30:58.480 That's hilarious as well, but...

00:31:00.160 I kind of...

00:31:01.240 Like, honestly, if I did go, I probably would vote for Chase just to be funny.

00:31:04.500 Because I was like...

00:31:05.300 That or like...

00:31:06.040 Or even like whoever was like...

00:31:07.380 There was like Constitution Party.

00:31:09.180 Exactly.

00:31:09.840 I've just pressed X to continue.

00:31:11.300 Like, let's continue the story.

00:31:12.940 And it's like, you're not curious about what happens next.

00:31:16.000 It's all bullshit, but it's hilarious, isn't it?

00:31:18.660 No one's finding this shit.

00:31:20.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:31:20.680 I'm having fun.

00:31:21.160 I just know my vote made no difference.

00:31:23.280 So, like, who cares?

00:31:24.360 Especially for...

00:31:25.160 Serious question for you guys.

00:31:26.920 Do you think...

00:31:27.800 Because I've tried not to engage.

00:31:29.840 Because you guys have been talking politics.

00:31:31.140 So, I've just shut the fuck up.

00:31:32.020 But you continue to persist in this lane.

00:31:34.000 Look at him just itching.

00:31:35.080 Look at him itching to talk politics.

00:31:36.560 No, I don't.

00:31:37.440 I don't want to talk politics.

00:31:38.160 It's Top's fault.

00:31:40.420 I was trying to make it funny.

00:31:41.300 Yeah, you kept digging.

00:31:42.780 We're allowed to...

00:31:44.200 No, hold on.

00:31:44.860 We're allowed to talk politics if we want to.

00:31:47.580 It's not like...

00:31:48.460 Somebody we said...

00:31:49.400 I don't want to.

00:31:50.620 You know who said...

00:31:51.800 Toad said we should stay away from politics.

00:31:53.780 And ever since then, it's been like a thing where like...

00:31:56.060 If we bring it up, we go...

00:31:57.060 If we bring it up, we talk about it.

00:31:58.420 I don't give a fuck what the audience wants to hear.

00:32:00.260 If we feel like discussing, we can discuss it.

00:32:02.460 We're grown men here.

00:32:03.380 All right.

00:32:03.680 Here's my question for you.

00:32:04.880 And I just think it'll be funny because it'll give you an opportunity to talk shit to me.

00:32:07.560 Or you can talk shit about Chase.

00:32:09.080 If I had ran for president and got the nomination, do you think I would do significantly better?

00:32:14.720 The same...

00:32:15.840 Like, honestly, what do you think?

00:32:18.020 Would you have...

00:32:18.420 I think...

00:32:19.120 Define significant.

00:32:19.960 Under the current...

00:32:20.660 Wait, wait, wait.

00:32:21.120 So you've been vice president?

00:32:22.580 You'd do double his.

00:32:23.460 No, no, no.

00:32:24.020 That's about it.

00:32:24.940 Yeah.

00:32:25.200 Oh, if you went for president.

00:32:26.100 That's kind of my guess, too.

00:32:27.020 Yeah.

00:32:27.600 Oh, okay.

00:32:28.020 I just don't even know if you'd crack 1%.

00:32:30.120 Well, my question is to you would be...

00:32:32.160 No, no, no.

00:32:32.520 We're talking about in the millions of votes.

00:32:34.520 So Chase got like half a million.

00:32:36.360 And the average would be one to two million.

00:32:38.560 And I think it was...

00:32:39.420 Wasn't Chase like 0.4 or...

00:32:40.560 You got 0.4.

00:32:41.340 0.4?

00:32:41.780 Hold on.

00:32:42.160 I think when we get like one to 0.8 or something.

00:32:44.260 Hold on, hold on.

00:32:44.660 No, no.

00:32:45.040 A point whatever doesn't matter.

00:32:46.720 I'm talking about the entire popular vote.

00:32:48.380 And he got about a half a million votes.

00:32:49.700 That is the popular vote.

00:32:51.240 No, 0.4% of whatever it is.

00:32:53.360 So we're speaking a percentage of it.

00:32:53.940 Yeah.

00:32:54.260 A percentage of the total popular vote.

00:32:56.100 That's just a representation of the whole.

00:32:57.760 I'm giving you an exact number.

00:33:00.420 Yeah, but 0.4% of what?

00:33:02.360 We're talking raw numbers, not fractions.

00:33:04.480 I don't want to understand that higher level thinking.

00:33:07.660 This is Tom.

00:33:08.380 This is Tom.

00:33:09.220 Joe and his plan.

00:33:10.600 He can't understand.

00:33:12.660 What are you talking about?

00:33:14.660 You guys don't understand.

00:33:16.000 I'm talking numbers.

00:33:17.260 Whole numbers.

00:33:18.300 Raw data.

00:33:19.280 Hold on, hold on.

00:33:19.980 This is why these guys are assholes.

00:33:21.440 Because we're talking about...

00:33:22.160 Don't decipher it.

00:33:23.180 I'm going to give you 100% of $50 or I'll give you 100% of $50,000.

00:33:27.240 It's a lot different.

00:33:28.100 We don't know how many people voted.

00:33:29.520 So you're saying 0.4%.

00:33:30.720 Yes, we do.

00:33:31.440 Yes, we do know how many people voted.

00:33:32.660 No, we didn't.

00:33:33.280 It just went up 3 million.

00:33:35.640 It went up 3 million since the last I checked.

00:33:37.840 So you don't know how many...

00:33:39.080 It's around 150 million every time.

00:33:40.360 I can't...

00:33:41.180 I can't tell you how much I wish that.

00:33:43.800 But these niggas didn't know that there was 270 electoral votes, but they're going to say

00:33:48.560 it's always around 150 million votes.

00:33:50.300 I can't tell you how much I wish that Top Lob still worked for CNN on the board.

00:33:55.140 Where he's just like...

00:33:55.920 He's like, look at the board.

00:33:56.840 He's just like, you know what?

00:33:57.920 Fuck this.

00:33:58.400 We're talking whole numbers today.

00:33:59.660 This dude's up by 2.4 million.

00:34:03.280 They're like, but what about the percentages?

00:34:04.540 He's like, we don't do percentages around this part.

00:34:06.660 What do you want percentage of?

00:34:08.120 What is the percentage?

00:34:09.420 What's that beep?

00:34:10.260 Can someone get that beep?

00:34:11.300 Please stop that beep.

00:34:12.680 Keep fucking going off.

00:34:13.880 It's just so funny that you're getting so fucking mad.

00:34:22.100 Like, we're literally saying the same thing.

00:34:24.680 No, but I'm being very specific.

00:34:27.020 The reason I'm being specific is because he's asking how much better would he do.

00:34:31.440 It makes some difference when you use a percentage of the raw number.

00:34:33.540 You can still use a percentage of...

00:34:35.380 I think that you would get the average.

00:34:37.620 I think you would get the average of what the Libertarian votes get.

00:34:40.660 So that's like 2 million.

00:34:42.620 2 million.

00:34:43.960 But I think you would get a little bit more.

00:34:45.420 Percent just goes out of 100, man.

00:34:46.180 It's what's called percent.

00:34:47.420 My question to Clint would be, you would go all out.

00:34:50.560 You would actually like fucking...

00:34:52.160 Well, see, that's the problem is that I probably could have got on Rogan

00:34:55.060 because I think Dave would have actually been boosting hard.

00:34:57.460 And then it's a real problem for the country

00:34:59.060 because then we're talking about millions of votes.

00:35:01.820 If you have a couple hundred thousand in a swing state,

00:35:04.340 that could actually swing the fucking election.

00:35:05.740 Yeah, swing states are won by like 20,000 voters sometimes.

00:35:09.260 And if that moves, if that takes away from Trump,

00:35:11.600 they could have fucked the entire thing up.

00:35:13.160 It's amazing.

00:35:13.940 That's why I'm running the math in my head.

00:35:15.540 Like a couple million and then you take 100,000 from here,

00:35:18.760 100,000 from there, and you're like,

00:35:20.820 where would Joe Biden again?

00:35:21.900 This is kind of funny.

00:35:22.960 You should have done it.

00:35:24.380 No, no, no.

00:35:24.900 I think this is perfect because Chase Oliver now gets all of the blame

00:35:28.220 and he got Trump elected.

00:35:29.780 It's perfect.

00:35:30.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:31.140 It's great.

00:35:32.220 Give top of per capita 10.

00:35:33.860 Literally, that's all I can think.

00:35:36.860 He's like, whatever, nigga.

00:35:37.620 I had breakfast today.

00:35:40.180 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:35:43.120 I had breakfast.

00:35:44.660 You guys got me fucking mad.

00:35:46.140 Let's run this into mailbag.

00:35:48.880 I don't have the fucking mailbag song.

00:35:51.760 Wait, let's figure out the song first.

00:35:53.720 I'm never going to be able to listen to Top

00:35:55.520 on any conspiracy shit anymore

00:35:57.940 because out of the back of my mind,

00:35:59.600 I'll be like, this nigga don't even know.

00:36:00.480 Honestly, God, if I had a news station,

00:36:07.480 I would hire Top to do that shit during election night.

00:36:09.920 Just the board.

00:36:12.160 They're like, Top, could you give us an update on Georgia?

00:36:15.140 He's like, fuck Georgia and fuck this board.

00:36:17.400 We're talking numbers.

00:36:18.620 Round numbers.

00:36:20.480 It's like Trump has 54% with 90.

00:36:22.840 Last time I was in Georgia, I got costed by a bunch of blacks

00:36:23.700 at a McDonald's.

00:36:24.820 I'm not talking about that.

00:36:25.760 He's like, Trump has 54%.

00:36:27.420 They're like, Trump has 54% with 90% reporting.

00:36:29.860 He's like, what the fuck?

00:36:30.460 How many millions?

00:36:31.320 How many millions is it?

00:36:34.020 I'm talking about dollar-dollar bills, y'all.

00:36:35.800 Can we actually round up

00:36:37.380 and get some actual reports to our viewers?

00:36:39.280 I mean, this is absurd.

00:36:40.120 What are we wasting our fucking time for?

00:36:41.400 I'm just trying to bring people the real news.

00:36:45.300 You know what I mean?

00:36:45.840 Guys, listen, before we read this shit,

00:36:47.300 yo, Tower Club, scan that QR code,

00:36:49.720 sub to us so we can keep paying Lainey

00:36:51.500 and doing other cool shit, man.

00:36:52.780 More money, more problems, more gay shit that we do.

00:36:55.880 Go ahead, Tode.

00:36:56.720 Mark Vestibule.

00:36:57.440 Mark Vestibule asking us

00:36:59.440 a pretty straightforward question this time.

00:37:01.200 Which word means the most to you, nigger or faggot?

00:37:04.400 Faggot, actually.

00:37:05.980 Faggot is so much better.

00:37:08.000 I mean, I love them both, but faggot.

00:37:11.160 It's part of my upbringing.

00:37:12.420 Like, nigger's my deep, dark secret I keep to myself,

00:37:15.080 but, like, I get so much more use out of faggot.

00:37:17.120 You know what I mean?

00:37:17.820 You can still say faggot.

00:37:18.740 Oh, yeah, you get a lot of use out of faggots, I bet.

00:37:20.700 It's so much funnier.

00:37:21.800 I get a lot of use out of it.

00:37:23.180 Like, all the time.

00:37:24.520 Whipping that out.

00:37:25.180 Nigger hits harder.

00:37:26.700 Nigger hits harder, for sure.

00:37:28.180 But faggot.

00:37:28.540 Nigger is only for special occasions.

00:37:29.680 It's the concealed carry you keep in the back.

00:37:31.600 Yeah, I was about to say.

00:37:32.340 I was like, sure.

00:37:33.400 Faggot's like my, like, knife that I play with

00:37:35.220 as I walk through town.

00:37:36.320 You know what I mean?

00:37:36.740 Yeah.

00:37:36.840 Faggot is a butterfly knife is the best.

00:37:41.500 I go to the faggots all the time.

00:37:43.560 It was school tricks and shit.

00:37:45.480 Nigger's concealed carry and faggot is a butterfly knife.

00:37:49.080 I love it.

00:37:49.300 It's like a desert eagle.

00:37:51.280 Like a 50.

00:37:51.980 Like, you know what faggot's like a little butterfly knife.

00:37:54.040 Honestly, you know what faggot feels like to me?

00:37:56.680 Faggot feels like the yo-yo.

00:37:57.900 Like, the really nice, expensive yo-yo

00:37:59.460 that would sleep and shit, and you just got it.

00:38:02.000 Dude, did you guys have an era in middle school

00:38:04.920 where everyone had one, the rockets and shit?

00:38:07.180 Yeah, I remember that.

00:38:08.100 What was up with that?

00:38:08.880 Why were we all such faggots?

00:38:11.220 Yo-yo is cool, dude.

00:38:12.640 I got a little bit into it.

00:38:14.180 Dude, there is a...

00:38:15.060 It's too much.

00:38:15.900 Hold on, let's read this.

00:38:16.740 I hate how Clint can't see that he's out of his league here.

00:38:19.560 If he was talking about mothballs or je ne sais quoi,

00:38:22.300 yes, Clint is the man, but politics?

00:38:24.260 Clint is out of his league.

00:38:25.160 I don't know what he's talking about.

00:38:28.160 I like it.

00:38:28.900 I like it.

00:38:29.900 That's funny.

00:38:31.380 Mothballs because it's old?

00:38:32.500 I have no idea.

00:38:33.160 Are there mothballs in the blood pillow?

00:38:35.020 I don't know what's going on here.

00:38:35.640 Fucking...

00:38:36.340 Why are you doing this?

00:38:37.300 Why?

00:38:37.700 Toe doesn't understand.

00:38:38.940 Toe doesn't understand jokes.

00:38:40.500 No, I don't.

00:38:41.240 I'm just going to connect two dogs.

00:38:42.440 It is funny the different things that like

00:38:45.320 through the years that kids like

00:38:47.340 grab onto for some reason

00:38:49.680 like for like a couple months.

00:38:50.860 Did yo-yos hit you?

00:38:52.520 No, no.

00:38:53.160 Mine wasn't yo-yos.

00:38:54.140 But it's different.

00:38:55.080 Well, yo-yos, I guess for y'all in the 40s,

00:38:56.960 I guess yo-yos just came out.

00:38:58.040 That was crazy.

00:39:00.100 It was the fad back then.

00:39:01.300 That was wild.

00:39:01.700 That's what's remarkable about this

00:39:03.120 is that there is such a huge age gap between us

00:39:05.140 and four of the five of us

00:39:06.780 all had that yo-yo year

00:39:08.100 where like everybody was just banging yo-yos.

00:39:10.220 I had dudes that would have

00:39:11.800 two, three, four, five of them

00:39:13.500 and they're just like hitting

00:39:14.160 these fucking fancy tricks and shit.

00:39:16.000 Doing the dog walk.

00:39:17.680 Yeah, I'm trying to run.

00:39:18.840 I have no manual dexterity.

00:39:20.360 I'm like, I can't fucking do this.

00:39:21.140 Oh, I can do the cradle.

00:39:23.000 The cradle is actually easy.

00:39:24.220 So it is the only dude.

00:39:25.140 Everyone has a yo-yo and his shit would go down

00:39:27.040 and then spin out, you know,

00:39:28.000 like never come back.

00:39:28.880 Yeah, I couldn't do it.

00:39:30.140 I could never do it either.

00:39:31.000 Dude, even your yo-yo was built backwards?

00:39:32.960 God damn.

00:39:33.860 No, the one that I remember was the Tech Decks.

00:39:38.440 Oh, yeah.

00:39:39.080 Yeah, look at this.

00:39:41.520 I am actually too old for that.

00:39:43.440 We did not have Tech Decks.

00:39:44.480 Oh, I can't tell you when I see a grown man doing that

00:39:47.480 how much like in my head I'm like

00:39:48.960 just a little bit of disgust.

00:39:50.280 A friend of the show, Real Rye, Real Rye or Die

00:39:53.360 made this special for me.

00:39:54.600 It was with a lobster on it.

00:39:56.180 So I got a fucking lobster Tech Deck.

00:39:57.560 That's dope.

00:39:58.900 It's kind of...

00:40:00.100 Tim Pool, when he's preparing for his show

00:40:02.320 before his show,

00:40:03.180 he Tech Decks around on his desk.

00:40:06.320 You're fucking kidding me.

00:40:07.300 I swear to you.

00:40:08.920 I just cringe a little inside and go,

00:40:10.800 ugh.

00:40:12.100 Okay, I'll partly cringe

00:40:13.620 and I'll partly go like,

00:40:15.080 I wish I could actually do the Tech Decks right now.

00:40:18.100 Let me see what I do when I'm in my room

00:40:19.760 just fucking around.

00:40:20.620 Think about how cool that is.

00:40:21.600 Show off to new people.

00:40:23.020 Like, look what I can do.

00:40:23.920 You're preparing to talk

00:40:25.900 to a couple hundred thousand people

00:40:28.440 on the video,

00:40:30.040 a million people via audio

00:40:31.460 and you're just preparing for the show

00:40:33.400 by fucking Tech Decking around

00:40:34.780 and you're raking millions of dollars.

00:40:37.520 I'm doing it right now

00:40:39.080 and this shit is dope.

00:40:40.080 I could just imagine it was like,

00:40:41.480 and today on today's show,

00:40:42.440 we've got a kick flip to Nolly.

00:40:44.540 Donald Trump...

00:40:45.180 This shit is fun, man.

00:40:48.960 He was doing that

00:40:50.960 while he was talking to me

00:40:52.040 about like deep party politics

00:40:55.060 with the Libertarian Party.

00:40:55.900 He's just Tech Decking around.

00:40:57.060 He's the type of dude to also like,

00:40:58.440 because he has that fucking like

00:41:00.040 half pipe in his like thing.

00:41:02.860 He's the type of guy to have

00:41:04.200 like a scale model

00:41:06.780 that half pipe

00:41:07.340 that he also uses with his tech.

00:41:09.580 He would have it like

00:41:12.000 exactly, precisely to scale.

00:41:13.660 He's the same.

00:41:14.400 He's like,

00:41:14.880 Tim Pool,

00:41:15.900 Tim Pool the type of niggas

00:41:17.180 that have like a bad,

00:41:18.960 mood for the whole show

00:41:20.080 if he's like Disney

00:41:20.640 and I didn't nail the kick flip

00:41:21.840 off my tech deck.

00:41:22.820 He's like,

00:41:23.100 we're on a new trick.

00:41:23.940 He can't get it on his tech deck.

00:41:25.940 Maybe it's just me.

00:41:26.920 Maybe I'm jaded

00:41:27.440 when it comes to skating,

00:41:28.280 all things skating.

00:41:29.140 But my stepbrother like skated

00:41:31.100 and I used to call him

00:41:31.640 a faggot all the time.

00:41:32.520 And I genuinely,

00:41:33.120 I don't know why growing up

00:41:34.140 it was like skating.

00:41:35.440 Back to the word faggot.

00:41:36.820 It's a beautiful circle,

00:41:37.820 right?

00:41:38.020 You can use it.

00:41:38.420 Yeah,

00:41:38.560 it'd just be like,

00:41:39.120 I can't even describe

00:41:39.780 why I don't like it.

00:41:40.520 Just faggot.

00:41:41.140 And like,

00:41:41.940 there you go,

00:41:42.440 you know?

00:41:43.560 Dude,

00:41:43.760 I'm trying to think

00:41:45.000 of the other ones.

00:41:45.520 I remember for a while

00:41:46.260 it was those silly bands.

00:41:47.540 If anybody remembers that,

00:41:48.620 the like,

00:41:49.120 the,

00:41:50.080 I remember them,

00:41:52.060 but yeah.

00:41:52.860 Y'all probably don't remember

00:41:53.460 but like all the bands

00:41:54.500 that had,

00:41:54.940 they would be like

00:41:55.300 in the shape of like

00:41:56.000 an animal

00:41:56.520 or a shape of like

00:41:57.320 a star

00:41:57.800 or something like that

00:41:58.300 and they put it on

00:41:58.800 like,

00:41:59.140 man,

00:41:59.320 that's some real faggot shit.

00:42:00.740 Oh,

00:42:01.360 the bitches got into

00:42:02.100 that shit big time,

00:42:03.020 yeah.

00:42:03.240 Yeah,

00:42:03.560 like mad,

00:42:04.320 like tons of them

00:42:05.240 like on both arms.

00:42:06.100 It looks retarded

00:42:06.380 when it's on your wrist

00:42:07.200 because it doesn't look

00:42:08.080 like what it was.

00:42:08.460 Yeah,

00:42:08.600 but they would take them off

00:42:09.500 and they would like

00:42:09.960 compare.

00:42:10.500 it's a cat.

00:42:11.360 But like,

00:42:11.720 dude,

00:42:11.960 it's just weird

00:42:13.880 that kids

00:42:14.380 every year

00:42:15.360 they have some,

00:42:15.800 like,

00:42:15.960 remember when

00:42:16.340 like the fucking

00:42:17.440 fidget spinners?

00:42:18.180 That was all because

00:42:18.920 of kids.

00:42:19.640 Like,

00:42:19.760 that's for like

00:42:20.400 fucking Pokemon.

00:42:22.300 I guess Pokemon cards

00:42:23.380 and like all that kind of,

00:42:24.240 that probably kind of,

00:42:24.980 it's kind of,

00:42:25.680 now you're getting

00:42:26.200 into terrible.

00:42:27.660 That's kind of,

00:42:28.420 when Pokemon Go

00:42:29.500 came out,

00:42:30.060 I was like 32

00:42:30.920 and I was just walking

00:42:31.720 around Carlsbad Village

00:42:32.720 playing Pokemon Go

00:42:33.540 on my phone.

00:42:34.460 Why did everybody do that?

00:42:35.640 I was just watching people

00:42:36.660 walk out of the house.

00:42:37.200 Because I had nothing to do.

00:42:38.360 What the fuck are they doing?

00:42:38.840 Speaking of Pokemon cards,

00:42:40.200 guys,

00:42:40.580 we got,

00:42:41.120 these are going to be up

00:42:41.780 for sale on TopLobster.com.

00:42:43.120 Those are so cool.

00:42:44.040 Dude,

00:42:44.180 they're so fucking cool.

00:42:45.700 Also,

00:42:46.200 by the way,

00:42:46.560 we're so underpowered,

00:42:47.960 I'm kind of mad about it.

00:42:49.500 Whoever did that,

00:42:50.320 like,

00:42:50.500 we're underpowered as shit.

00:42:51.780 Look at our powers.

00:42:52.760 If we ever go big time

00:42:54.320 and we have like a nice studio,

00:42:55.680 we need a faggot butterfly knife

00:42:57.400 and a nigger gun.

00:43:02.140 Just like,

00:43:02.720 kind of like,

00:43:03.100 you know,

00:43:03.300 Tim Pool just does shit

00:43:04.120 and is like the weird

00:43:04.980 memorabilia.

00:43:05.900 We have like one gun

00:43:06.760 and it just says on the side,

00:43:07.460 nigger.

00:43:07.840 But like our wall props

00:43:09.660 are actually hate crimes.

00:43:10.600 Dude,

00:43:11.020 that's how I,

00:43:11.560 yo,

00:43:11.800 I have a nigger gun

00:43:13.140 and I have a faggot knife

00:43:14.380 right by my fucking desk

00:43:16.340 when I sleep

00:43:16.840 and someone breaks in

00:43:17.660 and I go,

00:43:18.220 which way?

00:43:19.200 Which way,

00:43:19.720 man?

00:43:20.220 Nigger or faggot,

00:43:21.280 sir?

00:43:22.880 The gun is,

00:43:23.580 I'm sorry,

00:43:24.600 the gun is stolen

00:43:25.240 and it can only be used

00:43:25.940 like this.

00:43:28.540 Just to answer the question,

00:43:30.500 if it's a soft A,

00:43:31.820 I definitely say nigger

00:43:33.120 more often.

00:43:33.940 If it's hard ER,

00:43:35.780 faggot over.

00:43:36.200 I use faggot

00:43:39.380 when I'm road raging

00:43:40.260 a lot too.

00:43:41.420 I think faggot

00:43:42.140 is a good word.

00:43:43.320 If I call somebody,

00:43:44.680 if I'm like this guy,

00:43:45.920 alright,

00:43:46.160 somebody wrongs me.

00:43:47.340 Who's the last person

00:43:48.080 that wronged me?

00:43:48.240 Nigger hits hard

00:43:48.740 when somebody wrongs you,

00:43:49.740 like hard.

00:43:50.700 It does hit hard,

00:43:51.600 but sometimes it doesn't apply.

00:43:53.140 I feel like if I give him

00:43:54.360 a faggot,

00:43:55.300 faggot applies to everybody.

00:43:57.100 Yeah,

00:43:57.360 this fucking faggot

00:43:58.440 did this.

00:43:59.860 I like dropping a hard ER

00:44:01.360 when it's like a tiny Asian lady

00:44:02.780 that cuts you off.

00:44:05.140 You nigger.

00:44:05.820 I just think that's funny.

00:44:07.760 You call me a nigger?

00:44:10.720 Have you seen that?

00:44:12.420 Would we get in trouble for that?

00:44:13.780 What if we just started

00:44:14.620 aggressively calling people

00:44:17.280 niggers that aren't black?

00:44:19.560 Nigger Fights!

00:44:20.600 Did y'all see the,

00:44:26.480 is it Waywoo?

00:44:27.620 Who is that lady

00:44:28.560 that like,

00:44:29.840 is it Waywoo?

00:44:30.860 Am I right?

00:44:31.580 Yeah, something like that.

00:44:31.860 Oh God,

00:44:32.740 I have a story for you.

00:44:33.600 Sorry,

00:44:33.920 real quick.

00:44:35.060 I think like,

00:44:35.980 my kid does soccer

00:44:36.920 on the weekends

00:44:37.480 and there was one,

00:44:38.600 there's this one family,

00:44:39.800 there's a coach,

00:44:40.360 a kid,

00:44:40.920 and the mom

00:44:41.540 that sends a siphon

00:44:42.200 super white trash

00:44:43.540 and my daughter told me

00:44:45.440 after the fact

00:44:45.940 that the one kid

00:44:46.700 told this Middle Eastern kid

00:44:47.860 literally called him a nigger

00:44:48.880 like on the field

00:44:49.920 which was,

00:44:51.920 I was blown away

00:44:52.640 because the kid's really sweet

00:44:53.640 but it was just,

00:44:54.880 I don't know,

00:44:55.360 something funny

00:44:55.780 but he was a Middle Eastern kid.

00:44:56.940 He doesn't even,

00:44:57.360 he's like actually light skinned

00:44:58.300 and everything,

00:44:58.720 doesn't look anything like it.

00:44:59.940 I don't know,

00:45:00.100 just thought it was funny

00:45:00.680 to bring up the.

00:45:01.340 It was just nigger,

00:45:01.640 not sand nigger?

00:45:02.840 No,

00:45:03.220 he just called him a nigger.

00:45:04.020 It was like confusing

00:45:04.820 but that's what makes it great.

00:45:06.660 I mean,

00:45:06.840 I'm not trying to give this kid props

00:45:08.080 because it was like,

00:45:08.660 I like that kid,

00:45:09.420 that was kind of fucked up,

00:45:10.440 not cool dude,

00:45:11.540 but part of me was like,

00:45:12.520 respect the game.

00:45:13.060 Not cool dude.

00:45:13.680 Because it's like,

00:45:14.640 that is confusing.

00:45:19.920 If you like bump into a Chinese kid

00:45:22.340 and like stop being a nigger

00:45:23.100 and they're like,

00:45:23.660 they're going to be like,

00:45:24.460 what?

00:45:25.100 Like it's confusing,

00:45:26.240 you know?

00:45:26.420 I like that.

00:45:27.580 I like that idea.

00:45:28.440 In fact,

00:45:28.720 I want you to get a video camera

00:45:29.920 and go do it, Toad.

00:45:31.220 Just get into an argument

00:45:32.000 with somebody.

00:45:32.660 Get into an argument

00:45:33.340 with like an Albanese woman

00:45:34.640 about like,

00:45:35.760 not like,

00:45:36.160 like in the shop,

00:45:36.940 in the mall

00:45:37.520 or wherever you're shopping.

00:45:40.980 Albanese,

00:45:41.440 what?

00:45:42.300 Yeah,

00:45:42.700 Albanian woman,

00:45:43.560 whatever.

00:45:44.120 What kind of gummy bears

00:45:44.820 are you buying?

00:45:45.940 I'll just go find

00:45:47.560 an Albanian woman.

00:45:48.520 It's very easy to find.

00:45:49.340 Random,

00:45:49.700 somebody that's not black.

00:45:51.460 Start a minor disagreement

00:45:52.600 with them.

00:45:53.240 Get it aggressive.

00:45:54.220 Call them a nigger

00:45:54.840 and see what happens.

00:45:56.360 Yeah,

00:45:56.740 I know.

00:45:57.020 I like it.

00:45:57.540 But I like,

00:45:57.880 I don't like tiny women.

00:45:59.580 I don't like that this didn't hit

00:46:00.780 because it's 100%

00:46:02.120 what these are called.

00:46:03.200 They're Albanese gummies.

00:46:04.680 Yeah.

00:46:05.420 Oh shit.

00:46:06.120 And they fuck hard too.

00:46:08.020 They're really good.

00:46:09.700 How many brands

00:46:12.480 did you go through

00:46:13.200 before you found

00:46:14.180 the right one

00:46:14.720 that matched the taste?

00:46:15.820 Can we point out

00:46:16.820 Cole just pulled a toad

00:46:17.680 right there.

00:46:18.100 I did.

00:46:18.840 I did.

00:46:19.120 I just like it.

00:46:19.980 He did.

00:46:20.500 But it tied back

00:46:22.120 to a story

00:46:22.760 that he says

00:46:24.260 Albanese gummy bears

00:46:25.100 fuck hard

00:46:25.600 and he fucked

00:46:26.220 with gummy bears.

00:46:27.360 Anyways,

00:46:28.180 Toad,

00:46:28.520 why did you not sleep

00:46:29.940 for 36 hours?

00:46:31.220 I just want to understand.

00:46:32.240 We need to reference people

00:46:33.140 to that episode.

00:46:33.720 If you missed it,

00:46:34.300 it was like,

00:46:34.720 what was the name

00:46:35.700 of the episode?

00:46:36.880 Probably gummy bears

00:46:37.740 in the pussy

00:46:38.060 or some shit.

00:46:38.580 I don't know.

00:46:39.940 Find gummy bears

00:46:40.760 in the pussy.

00:46:41.280 Good luck, guys.

00:46:41.700 I will say,

00:46:43.440 so Albanese gummy bears,

00:46:45.260 the taste really good.

00:46:46.960 The texture is not

00:46:47.820 the texture I like

00:46:48.820 for gummy bears.

00:46:49.060 I agree.

00:46:49.480 It needs to be harder.

00:46:50.780 No.

00:46:51.860 I guess that's true.

00:46:52.980 The ones are real hard

00:46:53.820 to chew.

00:46:54.680 They're good for eating

00:46:55.320 pussy because they'll

00:46:55.920 stay in your mouth

00:46:56.460 for a while,

00:46:56.760 but I like the soft ones.

00:46:58.120 I like the soft ones

00:46:58.840 because it's kind of like

00:47:00.260 I understand what Clint's

00:47:01.420 saying.

00:47:01.980 They're hard and soft

00:47:03.120 at the same time.

00:47:04.160 You could have used

00:47:05.000 hard candy, man.

00:47:06.060 The texture you want

00:47:07.920 in a gummy bear

00:47:08.500 is the Scooby-Doo gummies,

00:47:12.140 the fruit snacks.

00:47:12.660 Oh, yes.

00:47:13.500 A clean break.

00:47:14.900 Yes.

00:47:15.300 Yes.

00:47:15.880 That's the gummy texture

00:47:17.240 you want.

00:47:17.820 Here's the ultimate texture

00:47:19.020 of a candy,

00:47:20.140 in my opinion.

00:47:21.000 Sour Patch Watermelons

00:47:21.780 as well.

00:47:22.360 No.

00:47:22.920 Swedish Fish.

00:47:23.820 Fuck you, Cole.

00:47:24.640 Also, Swedish Fish

00:47:25.600 are also very good,

00:47:26.280 but they almost sing.

00:47:27.380 Swedish Fish fucks.

00:47:28.700 They got all of it.

00:47:29.560 They have all the texture.

00:47:30.920 They're so good.

00:47:31.760 By the way,

00:47:32.780 I think they come out

00:47:33.800 of the factory stale

00:47:34.840 and they taste perfect.

00:47:36.620 When they're stale,

00:47:37.760 it's better.

00:47:39.080 The more stale,

00:47:40.040 the better.

00:47:40.380 If you eat big bags,

00:47:40.820 they'll just...

00:47:41.760 I've eaten a whole Costco bag.

00:47:43.640 Bro, you ever have

00:47:44.160 the tropical flavor

00:47:45.060 of those?

00:47:45.580 Them motherfuckers.

00:47:46.400 Fuck.

00:47:46.880 Yeah, they're good.

00:47:47.520 Are they blue?

00:47:47.920 Try the tropical.

00:47:48.920 Dude, they're like...

00:47:49.680 Well, one of the flavors

00:47:50.740 is dog shit

00:47:51.480 and the other flavors

00:47:52.280 are the best.

00:47:53.980 I think there's

00:47:54.600 multiple different colors,

00:47:55.780 I think,

00:47:56.040 if I'm correct.

00:47:56.760 Does Swedish Fish

00:47:57.800 have a Twitter?

00:47:58.500 Do they advertise

00:47:59.440 or is it just...

00:48:00.880 Remember when you were

00:48:01.400 going to advertise?

00:48:02.580 Dude, do you have to

00:48:03.440 advertise you got crack?

00:48:04.900 No.

00:48:06.060 The person who runs

00:48:08.520 the Swedish Fish

00:48:09.160 is they're actually

00:48:09.880 a different berry flavor.

00:48:11.320 They're a lingonberry flavor.

00:48:12.600 Yeah, lingonberry.

00:48:13.860 They only have

00:48:14.460 50,000 followers

00:48:16.620 and it just says

00:48:18.260 the number one

00:48:18.960 fish-shaped candy

00:48:19.860 in the world.

00:48:20.760 They got it.

00:48:21.520 four times the followers

00:48:22.920 of Swedish Fish.

00:48:24.620 They need to hire a guy

00:48:26.720 who's just a savage

00:48:27.900 on Twitter.

00:48:28.340 You're a bigger deal

00:48:29.500 than Swedish Fish.

00:48:30.520 No, this is wrong.

00:48:31.900 No, no, no.

00:48:32.780 Hire me.

00:48:33.760 I would run this page

00:48:34.920 so fucking hard.

00:48:36.160 Oh, dude.

00:48:36.580 We could blow this page up.

00:48:39.200 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:48:40.160 Have you guys seen

00:48:40.860 the Nutter Butter page?

00:48:42.820 Since we're talking

00:48:43.340 about candy.

00:48:43.920 All right, I got to show you.

00:48:44.520 Hey, what about the Mentos?

00:48:45.800 Did anything ever

00:48:47.060 happen with that?

00:48:47.820 Did that ever answer me?

00:48:49.040 We've been playing

00:48:50.240 footsie with Mentos

00:48:51.140 as a sponsor

00:48:51.700 for about a year and a half now

00:48:52.940 but I'm telling you guys

00:48:54.140 one of these days...

00:48:55.040 I played the theme song.

00:48:56.380 Okay, Nutter Butter.

00:48:57.360 Look at this

00:48:57.860 fucking website here.

00:49:00.380 Oh, yeah.

00:49:00.940 I've seen this one.

00:49:01.500 I don't think this is real.

00:49:02.720 Yes.

00:49:03.260 No, this is legit.

00:49:04.020 This is a fucking...

00:49:04.560 Look, they have the gold mark.

00:49:05.620 Yes.

00:49:07.080 And look at what they're typing.

00:49:09.160 Aware.

00:49:10.060 Listen, look at this.

00:49:14.520 What the fuck?

00:49:17.680 What the fuck is this account?

00:49:19.660 Oh, I love this.

00:49:20.580 Help me.

00:49:21.280 Help me, Cookie.

00:49:22.700 The Dreams, Cookie.

00:49:23.780 Answer?

00:49:24.580 And this is like

00:49:25.240 all through separate days.

00:49:26.640 Someone's getting paid

00:49:27.460 to run this.

00:49:28.200 This is like so many levels.

00:49:29.440 It's becoming aware.

00:49:30.200 This is like so many levels.

00:49:31.080 Look at this one.

00:49:31.900 Look at this one here.

00:49:34.260 Guys, look at this.

00:49:35.300 This is not even a language.

00:49:37.080 Wait a minute.

00:49:37.860 Nutter Butter has

00:49:38.500 Adam Nutter on their page?

00:49:39.820 It's literally

00:49:40.320 the Nutter Butter

00:49:41.220 is gaining sentience

00:49:42.200 is what we're seeing.

00:49:43.180 I understand.

00:49:45.220 Bro, that's one of

00:49:46.980 the most genius

00:49:47.920 marketing campaigns

00:49:49.180 I've ever seen

00:49:49.620 because it's going

00:49:50.640 to get picked up

00:49:51.320 by major podcasts

00:49:52.240 at some point

00:49:52.840 and it's going to go

00:49:53.460 super viral.

00:49:54.380 Us.

00:49:54.820 We should be sponsored

00:49:55.840 by Nutter Butter.

00:49:56.820 Dude, I don't know if...

00:49:57.980 I remember whenever

00:49:58.900 Slim Jim...

00:49:59.980 Slim Jim, I think,

00:50:00.780 was the first one

00:50:01.460 to do kind of this shit.

00:50:02.620 Nutter Butter's not

00:50:03.280 even a good candy.

00:50:04.400 Like, nobody...

00:50:04.960 Ooh.

00:50:05.640 Respectfully disagree.

00:50:06.400 Yeah, what the fuck

00:50:07.460 are you talking about?

00:50:08.160 One, it's not a good candy.

00:50:09.360 It's not top tier,

00:50:10.480 but it's good shit.

00:50:10.760 One, it's not candy.

00:50:11.680 It's not a candy.

00:50:12.440 It's a cookie.

00:50:12.580 It is like a candy.

00:50:13.480 It's a cookie.

00:50:14.340 Would you give it away

00:50:15.200 for Halloween?

00:50:16.260 No.

00:50:16.800 No.

00:50:17.460 It's a cookie

00:50:17.840 because it's not candy.

00:50:19.060 No, because it's not candy.

00:50:21.040 No, because it's not candy.

00:50:21.120 You give away Oreos

00:50:22.620 for Halloween?

00:50:23.780 No, I don't.

00:50:24.000 Who the fuck

00:50:24.400 is giving away Oreos

00:50:25.200 for Halloween?

00:50:25.880 People do.

00:50:26.480 Not really.

00:50:27.020 They're not good candy.

00:50:27.880 The same nigga

00:50:28.360 that's giving you Oreos

00:50:29.520 give you fucking

00:50:30.160 Nutter Butters, bro.

00:50:30.860 Yeah, Oreos and Nutter Butters

00:50:31.980 are literally the same thing.

00:50:33.400 They're literally

00:50:33.960 the same thing

00:50:34.520 except for it's chocolate

00:50:35.600 and white cream

00:50:36.180 instead of peanut butter

00:50:37.060 and peanut crisp.

00:50:38.860 That's it.

00:50:39.140 I'm just saying

00:50:39.660 Nutter Butter

00:50:40.320 doesn't even crack

00:50:41.320 my top 30

00:50:42.320 of snack foods.

00:50:43.320 It's not even

00:50:43.980 up there.

00:50:45.020 It's just a weird thing.

00:50:47.000 Actually,

00:50:47.480 Nutter Butter

00:50:48.200 does crack my top 30.

00:50:49.620 Black don't crack.

00:50:51.560 A cookie sandwich,

00:50:52.860 it's not bad.

00:50:53.600 I mean,

00:50:54.460 their account is better

00:50:55.440 than their product.

00:50:56.200 It's not top tier,

00:50:56.460 but it's good shit.

00:50:57.380 I would say their account.

00:50:58.120 Slim Jim used to do

00:50:58.820 this shit on Instagram

00:50:59.920 where they started

00:51:00.620 posting wild shit

00:51:01.900 and they would

00:51:02.680 respond to every comment.

00:51:04.520 It didn't matter what you said.

00:51:05.160 They would always respond

00:51:05.880 to everybody.

00:51:06.720 I actually like Slim Jim's.

00:51:07.540 And so on Instagram,

00:51:08.860 I had a couple times

00:51:09.560 where I was interacting

00:51:10.380 with the Slim Jim.

00:51:12.060 It was really funny.

00:51:12.720 But Slim Jim's marketing

00:51:13.840 has always been fire.

00:51:14.880 They had Randy Savage

00:51:16.180 for the longest time.

00:51:17.140 They knew what

00:51:17.560 they were doing before.

00:51:18.880 Yeah, and the guy

00:51:19.380 that runs the Wingstop account

00:51:20.700 is always hitting on women.

00:51:23.060 Oh, yeah.

00:51:23.680 I've seen that.

00:51:24.380 They just got some

00:51:25.080 black dude running it.

00:51:26.180 I think that's just

00:51:26.720 a problem every so often

00:51:28.720 with random social media accounts.

00:51:30.900 How do you get that job?

00:51:32.260 How do I get that job?

00:51:34.460 You can get it, bro.

00:51:35.320 Just apply.

00:51:36.000 Just be like,

00:51:36.720 yo, here's my account.

00:51:38.020 I just say the N-word all day

00:51:39.080 and look how many followers I got.

00:51:40.160 Buy that DM in there, baby.

00:51:42.020 So do we have any more

00:51:42.980 or are we going to go Laney Edit?

00:51:44.200 Yeah, we do.

00:51:45.020 I think we have more than one Laney Edit.

00:51:47.200 I'm not quite sure.

00:51:47.800 Nutter Butter is not

00:51:48.460 in the fucking candy section.

00:51:50.840 You were fucking lying.

00:51:52.140 I could see why

00:51:52.980 they would place it

00:51:53.680 in the candy section.

00:51:54.600 It doesn't make it candy.

00:51:57.380 It's a snack.

00:51:58.640 It's a snack.

00:51:59.780 If somebody gave you

00:52:01.000 a Nutter Butter

00:52:01.620 like a two-pack Nutter Butter

00:52:02.860 in her little wrapper

00:52:03.800 for Halloween,

00:52:04.960 I'd be like,

00:52:05.360 what the fuck is this?

00:52:06.180 And I'd throw it on the floor.

00:52:07.240 No, you're a liar.

00:52:08.140 You're such a liar.

00:52:10.960 What a lighter for life?

00:52:12.800 Yeah!

00:52:15.220 They knew what they were doing.

00:52:17.740 You know, real shit.

00:52:19.300 Macho Man is like the best.

00:52:21.640 I think Top is thinking of Circus Peanuts.

00:52:23.840 Circus Peanuts are disgusting.

00:52:25.220 No, that's like marshmallows.

00:52:26.920 They're awful.

00:52:27.740 They taste horrible.

00:52:28.800 You get like one,

00:52:29.580 you're like,

00:52:29.800 I think I like this,

00:52:30.500 and you have more,

00:52:30.940 and you're like,

00:52:31.160 this is gross.

00:52:31.540 I have a headache.

00:52:32.700 I have a weird headache.

00:52:34.400 It's like chalk.

00:52:35.820 Do you remember?

00:52:36.820 Great texture.

00:52:37.940 Are you guys old enough

00:52:38.860 to have people

00:52:39.400 that have just given you

00:52:40.160 candy corn,

00:52:40.900 loose candy corn

00:52:41.760 for Halloween?

00:52:42.860 I remember in school.

00:52:45.020 Why is that allowed?

00:52:46.260 Like if I gave you,

00:52:47.300 those people should die.

00:52:49.220 I remember in school,

00:52:51.820 like if we did some,

00:52:53.100 this was like in fifth and sixth grade,

00:52:55.340 the teacher would have

00:52:56.820 not the candy corn,

00:52:58.460 but the pumpkins.

00:53:00.320 Circus Peanuts taste like grandma's pussy.

00:53:03.960 Yeah, you should use,

00:53:05.060 use the Circus Peanuts.

00:53:10.300 I'm distracted by Circus Peanuts.

00:53:13.320 Yeah, that is what I'm thinking of actually.

00:53:15.300 It's a total freak show there.

00:53:17.020 All right, next question.

00:53:20.140 All right, Pistolero says,

00:53:22.860 Toad is your dog,

00:53:24.580 and he has some debilitating disease.

00:53:26.740 This is just true.

00:53:28.600 He can live another month or so

00:53:30.560 in chronic pain,

00:53:31.520 or he can spend $4,500,

00:53:33.400 and he lives another five or six years

00:53:35.080 in good health.

00:53:36.280 Bury him in the yard or cremate?

00:53:38.120 This is so sad.

00:53:39.280 I just did this with my dog,

00:53:40.660 and I literally cremated him

00:53:42.100 and buried him in the yard.

00:53:44.080 Brody's a toad.

00:53:45.140 Wait, what?

00:53:45.920 Wait, the question,

00:53:47.540 I thought the question was going to be

00:53:48.640 you can spend the money

00:53:49.840 to have me live longer,

00:53:50.900 but the question is actually...

00:53:51.660 That is.

00:53:52.180 That is the question,

00:53:53.380 but he's kind of assuming

00:53:54.540 the answer that we would all have.

00:53:55.780 The question is how do you want to dispose of me?

00:53:56.760 You're going to have a brutal few months

00:53:58.360 or you're going to live a few more years.

00:54:00.280 It's like how much we would spend on you.

00:54:01.540 Hold on, hold on.

00:54:01.660 That's not what the question is.

00:54:03.300 The question itself is actually a joke

00:54:05.580 because the preface is not the question,

00:54:07.660 which makes it fucking brilliant.

00:54:09.200 What he's saying is,

00:54:10.320 you could pay $4,500

00:54:11.200 to get him to live six more years,

00:54:13.720 so are you burying him

00:54:15.120 or are you cremating him?

00:54:16.000 That is such a funny fucking joke.

00:54:17.960 I get it.

00:54:18.620 I get it.

00:54:19.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:20.040 He's dying in this situation for sure.

00:54:23.580 He's already assuming he was like,

00:54:25.080 I know which one you're going to pick.

00:54:26.340 You're not choosing to spend $4,500

00:54:28.040 on keeping a Toad dog alive.

00:54:29.980 I didn't want to believe that was true.

00:54:31.620 I would absolutely pay $4,500

00:54:32.960 to keep Toad alive for five years.

00:54:35.020 What kind of ailment would he have?

00:54:36.320 Hip dysplasia?

00:54:37.220 Extreme hip dysplasia?

00:54:38.560 He'd just be dragging his legs?

00:54:40.100 What would be wrong with you?

00:54:40.840 Look at my dog.

00:54:41.260 He's already doing it.

00:54:42.280 I already walk like that.

00:54:43.800 Yeah, that's true.

00:54:45.000 That's why his hand's on his hip.

00:54:46.260 You know, Toad as a dog definitely has

00:54:50.480 because he's built backwards.

00:54:51.740 He's that dog that has the paws

00:54:53.520 that go out sideways like that

00:54:56.500 that look really weird.

00:54:57.960 And they're not forward.

00:54:59.080 They're completely sideways.

00:55:01.540 This story is going to go from

00:55:03.680 a joke hypothetical

00:55:04.360 to a real-world scenario.

00:55:06.880 Would I cremate Toad?

00:55:08.920 I think he should be cremated.

00:55:10.960 I feel like putting him in the ground

00:55:12.780 as he is would poison the ground.

00:55:14.840 Dude, you know what would be dope?

00:55:16.160 If we cremated him

00:55:17.260 and then we blasted his ashes up a chick.

00:55:20.020 That's what I was just going to say.

00:55:21.240 I was going to say,

00:55:21.800 put my ashes in a pussy.

00:55:23.380 Yeah.

00:55:24.280 Because like in life,

00:55:25.720 you never got to

00:55:27.540 put his ashes in a dildo,

00:55:29.600 fuck the dildo,

00:55:30.460 sell the ashes.

00:55:34.740 That was like five episodes ago.

00:55:36.320 I wish we had fucking episode number references.

00:55:38.900 Oh, man.

00:55:39.380 I knew you were going there,

00:55:40.780 but you flipped it on me.

00:55:42.720 It was just perfect.

00:55:43.460 We're rolling.

00:55:44.880 We are rolling in every way.

00:55:46.380 Dude, you know how many...

00:55:47.420 You know, every time someone

00:55:48.600 sees beans now

00:55:50.560 on fucking social media,

00:55:51.660 I get tagged on it.

00:55:52.620 I'd be like,

00:55:53.060 what are you going to do with the beans?

00:55:54.620 And I'm like,

00:55:55.140 God damn it.

00:55:55.860 But beans get tagged about all the time

00:55:57.480 because of the chili arguments.

00:55:59.280 Dude, I literally get...

00:56:00.240 I have now been like...

00:56:01.520 It's just...

00:56:02.100 That's apparently my gift

00:56:03.280 to the internet now

00:56:04.120 is to fuck the fucking

00:56:05.200 bean dildo

00:56:06.320 and then sell the beans.

00:56:08.160 Fuck the dildo

00:56:09.980 and sell the beans.

00:56:10.060 You guys ready for a laning edit?

00:56:11.260 Especially since there might be two.

00:56:12.340 I think we got one more question,

00:56:13.560 but maybe not.

00:56:14.220 Oh.

00:56:14.600 Let's do one more question.

00:56:15.680 One more mailbag.

00:56:16.340 I'm glad.

00:56:17.200 Ruteless redneck.

00:56:18.280 We have to get to a point somehow

00:56:19.720 where we could actually

00:56:20.620 do this kind of thing.

00:56:21.780 Like,

00:56:22.340 I think we're really good

00:56:23.580 selling dildos,

00:56:24.960 but like beans...

00:56:26.600 Like dildo full beans,

00:56:27.620 I think it would be great merch.

00:56:28.960 I got to figure out how to do it.

00:56:30.740 You can probably just do...

00:56:31.700 Just get a dildo,

00:56:34.240 fill it full of beans.

00:56:35.740 I don't even have to

00:56:36.440 fill it full of beans.

00:56:37.200 You can probably just do

00:56:37.820 like something that

00:56:38.600 kind of like

00:56:39.080 on the inside of it,

00:56:40.900 put like a...

00:56:41.560 Have it hollowed out

00:56:42.520 and just the picture of beans

00:56:44.580 on the inside.

00:56:45.300 That's all I have to do.

00:56:46.220 What if we had it...

00:56:46.980 What if we had a dildo

00:56:47.820 that was 3D printed

00:56:48.820 and on it,

00:56:49.640 it was like

00:56:50.540 the wrap was like

00:56:51.580 whatever bean...

00:56:53.060 Like a can of beans.

00:56:54.360 Yeah.

00:56:54.760 Oh, I thought you were going to say

00:56:55.700 that it has a bean texture

00:56:57.020 and like it's like...

00:56:58.380 Whichever bean is on.

00:57:00.840 Which I guess could work.

00:57:01.840 It's like ribbed

00:57:02.900 like for a pleasure.

00:57:04.240 Like I'm saying

00:57:04.720 like it's like all like beanies.

00:57:06.100 Like all around

00:57:06.980 is the texture of the dildo.

00:57:08.780 Hey, can you share this?

00:57:09.740 We'd have to ask that dude.

00:57:10.620 Yeah.

00:57:11.620 What is this?

00:57:12.540 Can you share this?

00:57:13.800 Share what?

00:57:14.480 Hold on one second.

00:57:15.360 There's like a water bug

00:57:16.300 I'm looking at.

00:57:17.300 All right.

00:57:17.620 Because I just want to point this out

00:57:19.140 because it makes me really sad

00:57:20.240 because I remember...

00:57:21.140 We were going to go back to Matrix.

00:57:24.080 Yeah, because I remember back in the day...

00:57:24.940 Do you want to talk about Awesome I Am real quick?

00:57:26.580 No, no.

00:57:26.980 That's not what I'm doing.

00:57:27.880 What I'm doing is

00:57:28.660 I wanted to show you

00:57:29.560 because I think you wouldn't believe me otherwise.

00:57:31.600 What Cole was saying

00:57:32.420 how like every time

00:57:33.200 there's a post about beans

00:57:34.480 he gets tagged.

00:57:35.420 Back in the day

00:57:35.980 I used to be able to see shit like that

00:57:37.460 when we would have a funny joke

00:57:38.500 and then people would tag me.

00:57:39.620 I've got 36,000 replies

00:57:41.540 in the past seven days.

00:57:42.940 I don't see anybody's replies anymore.

00:57:44.800 I don't get to feel like

00:57:45.780 I'm part of the community anymore.

00:57:46.860 I know this sounds like

00:57:47.580 a more money more problems

00:57:49.840 kind of thing but...

00:57:51.560 Yeah.

00:57:52.780 Cry me a river about that.

00:57:54.660 Cry me a river.

00:57:56.160 I don't care.

00:57:56.780 I'm just saying

00:57:59.260 it makes me sad

00:57:59.960 because I would like to

00:58:01.260 be tagged in being a post.

00:58:02.160 I wish I was as pathetic

00:58:03.140 as you guys and including me.

00:58:04.300 No, that's not what I'm saying.

00:58:05.600 That's literally what you're saying.

00:58:07.880 It is.

00:58:09.040 Guys...

00:58:09.320 I don't think you understand

00:58:09.920 how hard it is for me up here.

00:58:11.420 That's not what I'm saying either.

00:58:12.820 It's sort of the same

00:58:13.640 as just like

00:58:14.160 if Clint came in too

00:58:15.240 like he's...

00:58:15.860 Clint's like the stifler of the group

00:58:17.400 and he comes in

00:58:17.940 and he's just like

00:58:18.440 guys, it's just like

00:58:19.180 I'm drowning in pussy.

00:58:20.320 Like I can't.

00:58:21.140 If I see one more pussy

00:58:22.420 I'm just gonna...

00:58:23.240 I gotta turn it away

00:58:24.200 I just murked a water bug.

00:58:26.460 A water bug was just like

00:58:27.340 walking across the...

00:58:28.540 Like the whole time

00:58:29.180 you're telling the story

00:58:29.820 I'm looking at this water bug.

00:58:30.800 Yeah, dude.

00:58:31.380 Now that's a humble brag

00:58:32.340 how he just fucking

00:58:33.240 goes over there

00:58:33.900 and he handles a water bug

00:58:35.120 like that.

00:58:35.980 Oh, I slapped the shit

00:58:36.700 on this guy.

00:58:36.720 Your wife would be

00:58:37.580 just on the floor

00:58:39.480 crying.

00:58:40.220 It's been bad.

00:58:41.180 It's been bad lately.

00:58:42.160 Like I think like

00:58:42.700 when there's a certain

00:58:43.640 moisture in the air

00:58:45.580 like the change of seasons

00:58:46.580 they come up

00:58:47.320 and they've just been

00:58:47.920 coming into the house

00:58:48.760 I'm like fucking

00:58:49.280 killing water bugs

00:58:50.060 left and right.

00:58:50.680 It's crazy.

00:58:51.340 This is actually a good idea.

00:58:52.120 What I'm saying is

00:58:52.520 I want our audience

00:58:53.200 to tag me in bean posts.

00:58:54.580 That's all I'm saying.

00:58:55.260 I heard Clint's humble brag.

00:58:56.740 He was like

00:58:57.060 I have so much interaction

00:58:58.200 I'm making so much money

00:58:59.080 on Twitter

00:58:59.300 I just don't get to see

00:59:00.000 the funny shit anymore.

00:59:01.080 Honestly, this makes sense

00:59:02.100 onto why they added

00:59:03.620 that group thing.

00:59:05.440 It's like

00:59:05.700 what's the name of it?

00:59:07.100 Community groups?

00:59:08.400 Yeah, the communities.

00:59:09.780 Yeah, the communities.

00:59:10.960 That's the only way

00:59:11.660 Clint could be able

00:59:12.620 to see stuff

00:59:13.220 but they only added it

00:59:14.280 for people that have

00:59:15.100 like over 200,000 followers

00:59:16.800 because they can't see anything

00:59:18.060 unless they're in these communities

00:59:19.140 to actually see it.

00:59:20.160 And I'm 4,000 away

00:59:22.080 so I can't use it yet.

00:59:24.060 No, you can.

00:59:25.080 I'm just saying

00:59:25.500 like you can use it.

00:59:26.520 No, okay.

00:59:27.060 Well, I'm just

00:59:27.580 I'm autistic.

00:59:29.700 All right.

00:59:29.980 We're doing this question

00:59:30.680 or what?

00:59:31.040 Yeah.

00:59:31.340 Yeah, the last question.

00:59:32.060 What's gayer?

00:59:32.300 What's gayer?

00:59:32.440 What's redneck says

00:59:33.500 what's gayer?

00:59:34.860 Or is it gayer?

00:59:35.660 Hold on a second.

00:59:36.360 That really makes me think

00:59:37.180 about like just the

00:59:37.780 Elon Musk interactions

00:59:38.840 and shit, right?

00:59:39.380 Like what are the chances?

00:59:40.820 Because like what are the chances

00:59:41.660 to get your attention

00:59:42.880 at your level

00:59:43.740 and then times

00:59:45.140 60 million followers?

00:59:46.500 It's like infantismal.

00:59:48.200 I think he's just constantly on it.

00:59:50.880 He has to be constantly on it.

00:59:52.540 I mean, he's replied to me

00:59:53.560 I think twice now.

00:59:54.860 I could be wrong.

00:59:56.000 He's replied to Josie

00:59:56.940 but like he follows Josie

00:59:58.340 so that makes sense.

00:59:59.220 The fact that he's fucking replied

01:00:00.380 to Top and I

01:00:01.060 is like

01:00:01.940 the odds of that are very, very low.

01:00:04.100 I wonder if he also

01:00:04.800 it may be like

01:00:05.960 multiple people using his account.

01:00:08.920 No, I don't think so.

01:00:09.980 No.

01:00:10.580 Definitely not.

01:00:11.140 I think he's plugged into it.

01:00:13.160 I think he's got like

01:00:13.880 He gets sued for shit

01:00:15.320 that he posts on there.

01:00:16.400 I promise you

01:00:17.200 other people are not posting anything.

01:00:19.200 It's 100%.

01:00:19.900 But I just did the math on it.

01:00:21.320 I'm getting 50

01:00:22.360 over the past seven days

01:00:23.240 I've had 5200 replies per day.

01:00:26.320 Like just

01:00:27.080 I could spend all day

01:00:28.600 just reading my replies.

01:00:29.600 This is a huge mistake

01:00:30.520 on Josie's part.

01:00:31.860 No, it's not.

01:00:33.200 Yeah, that's probably true.

01:00:34.660 But with Elon

01:00:36.160 I'm doing 50 something per day.

01:00:38.740 He's probably doing

01:00:39.240 5,000 replies per minute.

01:00:40.480 Like that's

01:00:41.580 Oh yeah, yeah.

01:00:42.920 For sure.

01:00:43.180 Easily.

01:00:44.960 Easily.

01:00:45.720 And like yeah, that's true.

01:00:46.940 He's only just

01:00:47.720 he probably has

01:00:48.940 like the notification turned off.

01:00:51.000 He probably doesn't get

01:00:51.600 like he doesn't even touch the

01:00:53.160 Of course not.

01:00:54.300 I have notifications turned off.

01:00:55.880 You think Elon Musk has them on?

01:00:57.340 No, I'm saying

01:00:57.920 like he's somehow

01:00:58.520 like where it doesn't even show up

01:00:59.540 on like the

01:01:00.160 like the thing

01:01:00.780 even in the app.

01:01:01.580 Not just coming to your phone

01:01:02.560 like through your phone

01:01:03.140 like even on the app

01:01:04.120 somehow like

01:01:04.840 the little like

01:01:05.880 it just doesn't even show up

01:01:07.320 a number.

01:01:08.040 He just doesn't even look at it.

01:01:08.920 He's just constantly on the

01:01:10.340 Can you imagine like

01:01:11.040 even if he didn't have

01:01:12.000 like audible notifications

01:01:13.660 just his app

01:01:14.800 like the button

01:01:15.440 with the little

01:01:16.240 like the bell

01:01:17.000 would just be glowing red

01:01:18.540 because it's just like

01:01:19.460 fucking

01:01:20.380 just going as fast

01:01:21.980 as he possibly can.

01:01:22.780 Just number goes up.

01:01:24.120 All right.

01:01:24.400 To go for it.

01:01:25.440 rootless redneck

01:01:26.460 what's

01:01:27.660 that got me thinking

01:01:28.720 no, I'm just kidding.

01:01:30.740 Someone who non-ironically

01:01:32.340 says sports ball

01:01:33.400 or people

01:01:33.820 unironically

01:01:34.860 by the way

01:01:35.320 is the term

01:01:36.040 you're looking for.

01:01:37.060 You fucking

01:01:37.360 unironically

01:01:38.280 yes,

01:01:38.640 sports ball

01:01:39.400 or people

01:01:40.060 who take

01:01:40.560 no, not November

01:01:41.560 serious.

01:01:42.900 I guess

01:01:43.260 no, not

01:01:44.140 no sports ball.

01:01:45.900 I hate

01:01:46.120 no, I think

01:01:46.920 I think it has to be

01:01:47.660 sports ball

01:01:48.320 saying sport

01:01:49.600 because that's what

01:01:50.440 the fucking

01:01:51.300 Jose says sports ball.

01:01:53.280 I mean, I don't know.

01:01:55.780 That's why he's

01:01:56.540 it depends on how

01:01:57.520 it's being used

01:01:58.260 if you're being

01:01:58.700 a faggot about it

01:01:59.460 but no, no

01:02:00.260 like legitimately

01:02:01.820 doing no, not November

01:02:02.780 yeah, like who does

01:02:04.020 it's serious

01:02:04.940 but you have to be

01:02:05.780 like legit like

01:02:06.760 and also get other

01:02:08.180 people involved

01:02:08.760 and like tell me

01:02:09.440 about it.

01:02:09.880 You're like, dude,

01:02:10.440 okay, like fine

01:02:11.320 do you did that

01:02:12.020 in Seinfeld

01:02:12.620 contest.

01:02:14.040 Oh, that's actually

01:02:14.860 I mean, we could

01:02:15.680 we could segue

01:02:16.400 a little bit

01:02:17.060 from a no, not

01:02:18.640 November

01:02:19.100 someone.

01:02:19.900 I think Siraj

01:02:20.540 made the joke

01:02:21.060 about that fucking

01:02:21.780 the little squirrel

01:02:22.700 that got killed

01:02:23.380 that got George Floyd

01:02:24.220 I'm so glad

01:02:25.720 that I didn't

01:02:26.540 get any of that.

01:02:27.900 I am so confused

01:02:28.580 on what happened

01:02:29.260 and I was like

01:02:30.060 I'm kind of

01:02:30.540 out of the loop

01:02:30.920 on this

01:02:31.240 and I'm thankful

01:02:32.040 that I'm out

01:02:32.500 of the loop

01:02:32.820 on this

01:02:33.140 because I think

01:02:33.600 it's retarded.

01:02:34.480 There's a twist

01:02:34.980 to it.

01:02:35.740 broke into

01:02:36.400 this dude's house

01:02:37.500 he had a pet

01:02:38.780 he had a pet

01:02:39.880 squirrel who was

01:02:40.700 famous

01:02:41.320 the pet squirrel

01:02:42.440 was famous

01:02:42.920 on like TikTok

01:02:43.520 or whatever

01:02:44.000 and he had a pet

01:02:44.680 raccoon

01:02:45.220 the state

01:02:46.060 got

01:02:46.900 there was some

01:02:47.940 Karen who called

01:02:48.920 the state of New York

01:02:50.000 they came in

01:02:50.720 confiscated both animals

01:02:52.160 and then they put

01:02:52.840 the squirrel to bed

01:02:53.580 to death

01:02:54.120 but here's the best part

01:02:55.940 the part that we

01:02:57.600 got to talk about

01:02:58.320 go ahead

01:02:58.700 the part is that

01:03:00.520 the guy

01:03:01.000 he's doing

01:03:02.080 like porn

01:03:02.920 or gay porn

01:03:03.680 and you should have

01:03:04.760 known

01:03:04.860 with the squirrel

01:03:06.600 because when he shows up

01:03:07.580 with the squirrel

01:03:08.000 initially

01:03:08.420 he goes into frame

01:03:10.640 and I was like

01:03:10.940 this guy has a big dick

01:03:12.020 because he's wearing

01:03:14.580 the gray sweatpants

01:03:15.400 watch the second scene

01:03:17.400 this is your clue

01:03:18.320 not this one

01:03:19.540 the next one

01:03:20.580 look how cute

01:03:21.280 he's being

01:03:21.740 I was like

01:03:22.040 oh he's a construction worker

01:03:23.100 lives in Staten Island

01:03:23.840 or something

01:03:24.220 holy shit

01:03:26.740 right

01:03:27.340 makes a lot of sense now

01:03:29.300 right in your face

01:03:30.280 I think that's where

01:03:31.040 the squirrel's keeping

01:03:31.780 its nuts

01:03:32.420 I'm just saying

01:03:34.720 he's doing that

01:03:36.060 on purpose

01:03:36.680 you don't do that

01:03:37.920 he's fucking built too

01:03:38.680 the squirrel is trained

01:03:40.080 to leap at his knots

01:03:41.900 he wants us to look

01:03:42.980 at his dick

01:03:43.580 he is

01:03:44.380 he's like

01:03:44.720 he's asking for it

01:03:46.680 he says look at my dick

01:03:47.860 so I think a question here

01:03:49.060 is the squirrel

01:03:51.700 more famous

01:03:52.260 or his dick

01:03:52.940 was it actually wholesome

01:03:54.380 of New York State

01:03:55.280 to kill this squirrel

01:03:56.620 who is

01:03:57.140 contributing to

01:03:58.280 OnlyFans culture

01:03:59.160 yes

01:03:59.860 slam the door

01:04:00.560 on the way out

01:04:00.900 keep your dick

01:04:01.480 to yourself

01:04:02.040 it makes it questionable

01:04:03.660 dude no no no

01:04:04.620 squirrels

01:04:05.180 squirrels should be killed

01:04:06.440 regardless

01:04:07.000 I don't care

01:04:07.420 I don't see

01:04:08.380 it's a great point

01:04:10.280 no it's the way

01:04:11.780 the pants

01:04:12.180 it's the way

01:04:12.540 those pants

01:04:12.860 are shaped

01:04:13.220 you're wearing

01:04:13.860 his pants

01:04:15.040 your honor

01:04:15.600 no I'll be

01:04:16.920 I'll actually

01:04:17.620 let me be honest

01:04:18.420 he's wearing dick pants

01:04:19.280 it bothers me

01:04:20.320 because he

01:04:20.920 if you go back

01:04:21.820 to the middle

01:04:22.360 the middle video

01:04:23.180 he has pulled

01:04:24.180 he has pulled

01:04:24.840 his tight

01:04:26.780 squirrel

01:04:27.480 he has pulled

01:04:30.240 his tight

01:04:30.780 sweatpants

01:04:31.380 up

01:04:31.780 and then

01:04:32.800 basically

01:04:33.460 tucked them

01:04:34.120 under his package

01:04:35.100 I don't do that

01:04:35.920 he's hammocked it

01:04:37.260 yeah he's hammocked

01:04:38.160 his whole thing

01:04:38.960 like fuck you dude

01:04:39.960 how did that shit

01:04:40.900 get you swinging

01:04:41.740 in the hammock

01:04:42.120 this went super viral

01:04:43.500 this is another one

01:04:44.200 of those things

01:04:44.600 Elon Musk

01:04:45.140 has kind of fooled on

01:04:45.880 it went super viral

01:04:46.720 and people are just

01:04:47.380 seeing the squirrel

01:04:48.060 and no one's seeing

01:04:49.440 the degeneracy

01:04:50.660 behind it

01:04:51.320 and they're all

01:04:52.040 propping this guy up

01:04:52.840 it's beautiful

01:04:53.620 do you think you fucked

01:04:53.820 the squirrel

01:04:54.360 oh just

01:04:55.120 no I don't

01:04:56.300 I think the squirrel

01:04:56.940 was in some videos

01:04:58.120 just for the record

01:04:59.520 I knew

01:05:00.820 that this was

01:05:01.620 some only fan

01:05:02.360 I continued to play

01:05:03.820 off of it

01:05:04.220 because I thought

01:05:04.680 it was fantastic

01:05:05.320 propaganda

01:05:05.820 against the democrats

01:05:07.260 so I was actively

01:05:08.580 participating

01:05:09.440 in a propaganda

01:05:10.100 operation

01:05:10.860 I actually agree

01:05:11.560 with the democrats

01:05:12.100 here

01:05:12.420 squirrels are just

01:05:13.260 fucking rats

01:05:13.820 with better PR

01:05:14.500 it's true

01:05:16.040 they're not

01:05:16.640 they're not the best

01:05:17.560 animals

01:05:17.900 better tail

01:05:18.500 no

01:05:18.740 but yeah

01:05:19.900 they just have

01:05:20.260 a fluffy tail

01:05:21.060 and good PR

01:05:21.620 like fuck them

01:05:22.380 I mean there are

01:05:23.020 people who do

01:05:23.460 raise rats

01:05:24.040 and they're super

01:05:24.440 friendly

01:05:24.780 and like

01:05:25.440 do crazy tricks

01:05:26.500 my little brother

01:05:27.040 had a pet rat

01:05:27.720 didn't like it

01:05:28.900 I got a question

01:05:30.060 about this though

01:05:30.680 if the squirrel

01:05:31.900 is a male

01:05:32.500 if you have a male

01:05:34.120 squirrel

01:05:34.520 his wife has way

01:05:36.800 too many tattoos

01:05:37.500 if you have a male

01:05:38.700 squirrel

01:05:39.160 face all fucked up

01:05:40.420 from spastic surgery

01:05:41.400 if you have a male

01:05:42.500 squirrel

01:05:42.860 and you're using

01:05:43.600 that squirrel

01:05:44.220 in sex videos

01:05:45.360 is that gay

01:05:46.440 a male squirrel

01:05:48.800 no it's bestiality

01:05:50.040 yeah it's bestiality

01:05:51.420 it's bestiality gay

01:05:52.600 but it's not gay

01:05:53.740 no the question is

01:05:55.160 is bestiality gay

01:05:56.200 right that's what

01:05:57.000 you're asking

01:05:57.400 toad

01:05:57.780 I was asking

01:06:04.180 I was asking

01:06:04.720 anyway let's do a lady

01:06:05.680 edit

01:06:05.960 Tyler's unbelievably

01:06:08.660 underpaid

01:06:09.720 well I mean technically

01:06:12.440 it would all be underpaid

01:06:13.760 since we don't pay him

01:06:14.680 guys

01:06:15.220 click that QR code

01:06:16.800 right there man

01:06:17.560 go ahead and sign up

01:06:18.720 to the Patreon

01:06:19.380 at any level

01:06:19.920 you could sign up

01:06:20.600 for like $300

01:06:21.200 and I think

01:06:22.040 at that level

01:06:23.280 we would be able

01:06:24.740 to kick Toad off

01:06:25.400 of at least one show

01:06:26.360 per month

01:06:26.980 but hey go ahead

01:06:27.980 do what you can

01:06:28.620 if anybody signs up

01:06:30.000 for $300 a month

01:06:30.940 as far as I'm concerned

01:06:31.880 you replace Toad

01:06:32.900 permanently

01:06:33.360 so

01:06:34.060 ooh

01:06:34.880 I like this

01:06:35.740 that's not a bad

01:06:35.960 yeah

01:06:36.460 by the way guys

01:06:37.620 let's not forget

01:06:38.160 we fucked up last week

01:06:39.200 super unprofessional

01:06:40.040 Nadeau

01:06:40.600 Nadeau Shave Co

01:06:41.560 they're the shit

01:06:42.680 if you need to shave

01:06:43.380 your face

01:06:43.800 they're your guy

01:06:44.500 let's do a formal ad read

01:06:45.560 we haven't done one

01:06:46.200 in like fucking weeks

01:06:47.020 let's do it

01:06:47.580 here's our formal ad read

01:06:48.820 Nadeau

01:06:49.120 we need more money

01:06:50.080 to read these ads

01:06:51.180 okay

01:06:51.480 this is a renegotiation

01:06:52.880 tactic

01:06:53.720 if you want to spend

01:06:54.420 clench money

01:06:55.000 if you want to spend

01:06:55.440 with your ads

01:06:56.260 you need to pay up bitch

01:06:57.640 shave your face

01:06:59.320 with Nadeau

01:06:59.820 like I did

01:07:00.420 if you want to look terrible

01:07:01.740 and show the world

01:07:02.480 you have no jawline

01:07:03.600 like me

01:07:03.980 shave your face

01:07:05.480 with Nadeau

01:07:06.100 yeah

01:07:06.540 N-A-T-E-A-U

01:07:08.160 shaveco.com

01:07:09.340 use promo code

01:07:10.120 towergang

01:07:10.620 or gang

01:07:11.140 or tower

01:07:11.640 don't really know

01:07:12.420 get yourself 15% off

01:07:14.100 you can minimize

01:07:14.640 ingrown hairs

01:07:15.200 you can look like

01:07:15.720 a fat down syndrome baby

01:07:17.380 like Toad

01:07:17.840 you can

01:07:18.300 Toad

01:07:18.780 this is legit experience

01:07:21.280 that you can speak on

01:07:22.560 did you have

01:07:23.340 any ingrown hairs

01:07:24.800 did you have any

01:07:25.340 razor burn

01:07:25.840 did you have any

01:07:26.720 nicks or cuts

01:07:27.880 or anything

01:07:28.300 only slight

01:07:30.380 razor burn

01:07:31.240 there's a little bit

01:07:32.000 of sting

01:07:32.520 but it's supposed

01:07:33.960 to lie to

01:07:34.700 but it's manly

01:07:35.420 no no

01:07:36.060 it was

01:07:36.400 you're an imbecile

01:07:37.100 you're an imbecile

01:07:38.380 you didn't get

01:07:39.420 do you think

01:07:39.920 you had no razor burn

01:07:40.820 I'm honest

01:07:41.760 does this picture

01:07:42.740 sell more or less

01:07:43.680 razors for you

01:07:44.420 Nadeau

01:07:44.700 let us know

01:07:45.240 I mean let us know

01:07:45.780 where the metrics go

01:07:46.420 N-A-D-E-A-U

01:07:48.040 shaveco.com

01:07:49.240 promo code

01:07:49.840 towergang

01:07:50.320 or tower

01:07:50.820 or gang

01:07:51.320 I'm not sure which

01:07:52.240 get yourself 15% off

01:07:53.660 it's the best razor

01:07:54.500 in the game

01:07:54.840 tell her we sent you

01:07:55.220 also Toad

01:07:56.980 you're a fucking

01:07:57.980 why don't you just

01:07:58.720 you can

01:07:59.420 you know you can

01:08:00.180 record yourself

01:08:00.760 shaving your face

01:08:01.680 and that's content

01:08:02.560 technically

01:08:03.040 because I mean

01:08:03.740 you're using a dough

01:08:04.920 razor

01:08:05.400 he'll tell you

01:08:05.840 I don't have that

01:08:06.840 kind of time

01:08:07.460 we could add

01:08:08.740 like do like

01:08:09.400 add it to the ad

01:08:10.300 like a nice little touch

01:08:11.160 yeah

01:08:11.380 just literally

01:08:12.260 what I'd love

01:08:13.080 for you to do

01:08:13.780 what I'd love

01:08:15.040 for you to do

01:08:15.600 constantly

01:08:16.640 is just record

01:08:18.400 you doing stuff

01:08:19.460 every day

01:08:19.860 like if you're

01:08:20.280 you're gonna make

01:08:20.800 coffee

01:08:21.160 set up the phone

01:08:22.140 and just make coffee

01:08:23.400 and put it to music

01:08:25.140 we need to stop

01:08:26.220 asking Toad

01:08:26.980 to do these things

01:08:27.540 because he's never

01:08:28.060 gonna do it

01:08:28.520 we need to set up

01:08:29.480 an entire surveillance

01:08:30.580 system in his house

01:08:31.580 and just live stream it

01:08:33.580 all day

01:08:34.300 oh then

01:08:35.460 turn it on

01:08:36.220 and put it on

01:08:36.660 the internet

01:08:36.960 right now

01:08:37.920 all day

01:08:38.300 just everybody

01:08:39.060 like the

01:08:39.740 eight times

01:08:40.720 the masturbating

01:08:41.320 sessions

01:08:41.760 the prying

01:08:44.120 at night

01:08:44.900 there's no camera

01:08:45.620 up here

01:08:45.980 well we're gonna

01:08:46.500 put a camera

01:08:46.980 up there

01:08:47.300 we're gonna put

01:08:47.880 a camera

01:08:48.180 fucking everywhere

01:08:49.000 and we're gonna

01:08:50.000 run a live feed

01:08:51.380 of Toad's life

01:08:51.940 and we're gonna

01:08:52.760 have AI

01:08:53.160 that automatically

01:08:53.900 pans the camera

01:08:54.980 dude he sleeps

01:08:56.960 in his fucking

01:08:57.480 on his couch

01:08:58.260 just like

01:08:58.700 dick in his hand

01:08:59.540 do you think

01:09:01.980 Do you think

01:09:02.380 Toad sleeps peacefully

01:09:03.340 or Toad like

01:09:04.180 tops of the

01:09:04.860 oh violent

01:09:04.880 violent as fuck

01:09:05.860 just punching

01:09:08.340 in a kick

01:09:08.800 in a

01:09:09.200 easy fight

01:09:11.060 now

01:09:11.440 I'm constantly

01:09:15.300 thinking somebody's

01:09:15.980 gonna get me man

01:09:16.940 and you're not wrong

01:09:18.640 Alainy Hobbamok

01:09:19.700 production

01:09:20.320 let's check it out

01:09:22.320 finding Jesus

01:09:26.440 it's literally

01:09:28.320 just a retarded

01:09:29.320 dude jerking off

01:09:30.440 anal is the best

01:09:31.680 pussy

01:09:31.940 josey said it

01:09:33.240 not me

01:09:33.580 you go to the

01:09:34.660 police station

01:09:35.300 to report it

01:09:36.020 and you get

01:09:36.400 raped by the

01:09:36.820 cops

01:09:37.020 at what point

01:09:38.300 do you say

01:09:39.080 she might be

01:09:40.660 asking for it

01:09:41.380 and I've been

01:09:42.060 known

01:09:42.440 to put a foot

01:09:43.820 or two in my

01:09:44.460 mouth

01:09:44.800 like they don't

01:09:45.480 get it

01:09:45.860 they don't get

01:09:46.440 what a glorious

01:09:47.020 cock this is

01:09:47.660 what the fuck

01:09:50.420 that's amazing

01:09:52.340 did we say

01:09:55.040 really wild

01:09:55.720 shit on this

01:09:56.240 show

01:09:56.480 anal is the

01:09:57.860 best pussy

01:09:58.380 Jesus will

01:10:03.880 judge you

01:10:04.400 did you see

01:10:05.020 Jesus

01:10:06.260 we get back

01:10:07.440 after the event

01:10:07.960 Cole's as aggro

01:10:08.900 as I've ever seen

01:10:09.580 him like he's

01:10:10.120 fucking high out of

01:10:10.760 his mind off of

01:10:11.440 moonshine and

01:10:12.580 and Toad is having

01:10:13.940 what appears to be

01:10:15.120 an out of body

01:10:16.280 panic attack

01:10:17.020 she's the

01:10:33.420 jimmy hendrix of

01:10:34.300 shooting dude

01:10:34.820 she's way better

01:10:35.420 than me

01:10:36.040 hey he

01:10:36.520 Toad fuck this

01:10:37.320 Toad you fuck

01:10:38.360 this weekend up

01:10:39.140 what

01:10:39.960 you've got to

01:10:41.140 stop before I

01:10:42.120 punch you in the

01:10:42.640 fucking face right

01:10:43.400 now

01:10:43.640 you're legally

01:10:55.740 liability if it's

01:10:56.500 on your credit

01:10:56.980 card your F bro

01:10:57.900 did he return I

01:10:58.560 think this is a good

01:10:59.120 question did he

01:10:59.720 return it because

01:11:00.480 he should have

01:11:01.000 returned it

01:11:01.920 yesterday

01:11:02.400 he fucking got in

01:11:03.040 a wreck

01:11:03.520 oh yeah this is

01:11:04.680 the thing

01:11:05.320 what

01:11:06.180 the guy ends up

01:11:30.040 throwing up

01:11:30.580 diarrhea

01:11:31.080 he's like dude

01:11:31.720 when we're on

01:11:32.720 tower again

01:11:33.180 they give me a

01:11:33.780 note

01:11:34.000 yeah J

01:11:35.000 diarrhea

01:11:35.360 fucking killing

01:11:41.980 it

01:11:42.580 oh that's sick

01:11:46.700 too

01:11:47.060 beautiful

01:11:52.480 oh man

01:11:56.220 that sounds like

01:11:56.780 ballpark organ

01:11:58.120 music almost

01:11:59.100 I see this every

01:12:00.580 goddamn week

01:12:01.380 it gets better

01:12:02.500 every week

01:12:03.760 I'm trying to

01:12:04.960 figure out how he

01:12:05.620 even did that

01:12:06.280 the joker 2

01:12:08.080 fucking thing at the

01:12:09.460 beginning

01:12:09.780 the joker thing

01:12:10.320 I don't know how

01:12:10.680 he did that

01:12:11.240 that's amazing

01:12:12.220 how is that not

01:12:13.300 a meme

01:12:13.820 how is that not

01:12:14.940 already a thing

01:12:16.080 that I haven't

01:12:16.840 seen that anywhere

01:12:17.660 of people taking

01:12:18.500 that

01:12:18.780 it's a great

01:12:20.480 meme format

01:12:21.120 of him just

01:12:21.580 sitting there

01:12:21.900 laughing at

01:12:22.540 some stupid

01:12:23.220 I'm legit

01:12:25.080 so tech

01:12:25.800 retarded

01:12:26.160 I don't even

01:12:26.880 know how he's

01:12:27.640 doing this shit

01:12:28.100 at this point

01:12:28.500 you're just

01:12:31.020 creating magic

01:12:31.900 that I get to

01:12:32.460 enjoy once

01:12:32.900 I literally

01:12:33.720 sent him

01:12:34.500 my old

01:12:35.280 iPad

01:12:35.660 it really might

01:12:40.460 I sent Lainey

01:12:41.560 my old iPad

01:12:42.960 and I was like

01:12:43.360 here maybe you

01:12:43.800 could step up

01:12:45.740 your game with

01:12:46.180 this and I

01:12:46.900 don't know

01:12:47.120 what the fuck

01:12:47.560 this guy's

01:12:47.920 doing over there

01:12:48.500 man

01:12:48.740 it's incredible

01:12:49.780 dude

01:12:50.440 has he been

01:12:51.000 doing this

01:12:51.280 off his phone

01:12:51.960 yeah he was

01:12:52.660 I think at one

01:12:53.200 point

01:12:53.360 I think he

01:12:53.700 stepped up

01:12:54.060 his game

01:12:54.340 a little bit

01:12:54.820 but still

01:12:56.300 does the audience

01:12:58.360 I don't watch

01:12:58.960 the chat

01:12:59.240 does the audience

01:12:59.840 enjoy the Lainey

01:13:00.420 edits as much

01:13:01.000 as we do

01:13:01.440 yeah yeah

01:13:01.920 always

01:13:02.400 every time

01:13:03.040 I wanted to

01:13:03.420 make sure

01:13:03.700 that we're not

01:13:04.160 like sucking

01:13:04.700 our own dicks

01:13:05.700 and shit

01:13:06.140 it feels like

01:13:06.940 that sometimes

01:13:07.460 right

01:13:07.700 I'm like

01:13:08.060 oh maybe

01:13:08.700 because we

01:13:09.520 always do a

01:13:10.860 two minute

01:13:11.240 just like

01:13:11.720 oh my god

01:13:12.420 that was so

01:13:12.860 fucking cool

01:13:13.360 after every Lainey

01:13:14.340 edit

01:13:14.520 and I'm like

01:13:15.020 does the audience

01:13:15.980 do that too

01:13:16.420 because I want

01:13:16.760 to make sure

01:13:17.080 I think they do

01:13:18.120 and the chat

01:13:19.000 goes silent

01:13:19.900 while we're

01:13:20.420 watching the edit

01:13:21.000 they're all

01:13:21.380 watching it dude

01:13:22.120 oh that's so cool

01:13:22.960 I love that

01:13:23.700 yeah

01:13:24.040 I guess

01:13:25.200 best part of the show

01:13:26.340 but it is

01:13:28.080 it is

01:13:28.880 alright alright

01:13:30.120 hey Matt

01:13:30.620 you don't have to

01:13:31.360 hurt my feelings

01:13:31.940 I just asked

01:13:32.680 if you enjoy it

01:13:33.720 oh I did

01:13:34.320 they were actually

01:13:34.600 doing a tower

01:13:35.200 there's also

01:13:36.300 another edit

01:13:36.980 I saw them in the chat

01:13:38.400 coordinating to do

01:13:39.300 a tower

01:13:39.700 before it

01:13:40.760 so that's the only

01:13:41.580 thing they're doing

01:13:41.960 is watching the edit

01:13:42.720 and doing a tower

01:13:43.440 before I want to

01:13:44.420 show you this

01:13:44.820 because this is

01:13:45.480 I thought this was

01:13:46.900 toad on Halloween

01:13:47.620 actually

01:13:48.160 I'm not starting

01:13:50.080 with you but

01:13:50.600 I need you to

01:13:51.340 listen to me

01:13:52.040 dude

01:13:52.420 wigger toad

01:13:53.040 is awesome

01:13:53.520 I gotta go

01:13:54.920 oh it's hot toad

01:13:55.740 if you're gonna

01:13:56.020 take that gun

01:13:56.920 that water gun

01:13:58.120 to daycare

01:13:58.760 don't be pulling it

01:14:00.200 out on the staff

01:14:01.100 or the clients

01:14:01.920 I'm not

01:14:03.660 okay

01:14:04.260 it's for props

01:14:05.220 only

01:14:05.720 I'm not taking

01:14:07.960 it

01:14:08.920 dude that is

01:14:10.780 legit toad

01:14:11.440 at the Halloween

01:14:11.920 party

01:14:12.340 it's amazing

01:14:13.740 I just saw that

01:14:16.200 I just like

01:14:16.740 there's an

01:14:17.460 actually had a

01:14:18.240 down syndrome

01:14:18.740 dude

01:14:19.220 dressed up

01:14:19.900 as a fucking

01:14:20.440 cholo

01:14:20.880 going to daycare

01:14:21.880 like

01:14:22.120 this is like

01:14:23.120 an actual

01:14:23.700 world

01:14:24.140 does your mom

01:14:25.040 do you tell

01:14:25.560 your mom

01:14:25.960 what you were

01:14:26.420 for Halloween

01:14:26.820 does she like

01:14:29.040 does she like

01:14:29.600 condone your

01:14:30.520 Halloween lifestyle

01:14:31.420 your mother

01:14:31.960 oh it might be

01:14:34.120 Dr. Evil

01:14:34.600 Hard Knocked

01:14:34.940 my mom

01:14:35.500 yeah your mom

01:14:36.940 does she condone

01:14:38.000 my Halloween lifestyle

01:14:39.020 like do you tell

01:14:39.800 her mom I'm gonna

01:14:40.460 be the Australian

01:14:41.260 chick that

01:14:41.900 you know

01:14:42.740 snuck away

01:14:43.380 into the Olympics

01:14:43.960 oh you get your

01:14:44.660 family involved

01:14:45.540 wait do you have

01:14:46.180 do you have a

01:14:46.680 picture of you

01:14:47.200 in the Halloween

01:14:47.720 or in the

01:14:48.500 Australian chick

01:14:49.240 oh did your

01:14:50.600 mom take the

01:14:51.240 pictures

01:14:51.660 it's on Twitter

01:14:52.580 who took the

01:14:54.500 pictures Toad

01:14:55.220 some of them

01:14:57.360 are my mom

01:14:57.940 some of them

01:14:58.400 are me

01:14:59.060 it was literally

01:15:01.500 your mom

01:15:01.920 it's fucking

01:15:02.440 crazy

01:15:02.940 oh my god

01:15:04.120 I can't believe

01:15:04.620 that was a joke

01:15:05.300 and it's real

01:15:06.000 bro you're 38

01:15:07.160 you have your mom

01:15:07.820 taking pictures

01:15:08.460 of you in Halloween

01:15:09.240 costumes

01:15:10.020 can we find

01:15:11.500 that one

01:15:11.960 of him

01:15:12.440 it depends

01:15:12.920 on the situation

01:15:14.000 I don't know

01:15:14.620 if you're able

01:15:15.000 to find it

01:15:15.420 Tyler

01:15:15.700 but it'd be

01:15:16.220 cool to bring

01:15:16.660 it up

01:15:17.000 my mom's cool

01:15:19.720 what do you want

01:15:20.320 that's not

01:15:21.940 that's not the

01:15:22.800 point

01:15:23.480 you think your

01:15:24.000 mom knows

01:15:24.440 you're retarded

01:15:25.040 why do you

01:15:25.760 post so many

01:15:26.300 gifs

01:15:26.760 like what the

01:15:28.120 fuck

01:15:28.400 he does post

01:15:29.100 a lot of

01:15:29.540 like gifs

01:15:30.020 yeah

01:15:31.140 Toad does that

01:15:32.120 a lot

01:15:32.500 don't be

01:15:33.180 don't be

01:15:33.560 critical of

01:15:34.100 his

01:15:34.240 gif usage

01:15:35.360 he's retarded

01:15:36.400 I'll fucking

01:15:37.580 find it

01:15:38.080 yeah find it

01:15:39.060 I know you

01:15:39.380 have a folder

01:15:40.220 I gotta see

01:15:41.020 this

01:15:41.220 it sounds

01:15:41.640 amazing

01:15:42.480 he definitely

01:15:43.160 has a folder

01:15:43.640 in his phone

01:15:44.120 now I'm gonna

01:15:45.080 look at it

01:15:45.500 with the knowledge

01:15:46.240 that his mom

01:15:47.060 is one

01:15:47.340 taking a photo

01:15:47.820 I'll put it

01:15:48.160 in the private

01:15:48.520 chat right now

01:15:49.320 what the fuck

01:15:50.040 I found it

01:15:50.060 searching for

01:15:50.380 because I knew

01:15:51.600 my wife had said

01:15:53.080 Halloween in the

01:15:53.620 tweets

01:15:53.940 he found

01:15:54.260 does he sound

01:15:54.920 fuzzy to you

01:15:55.420 yeah he's

01:15:55.960 breaking down

01:15:57.240 what

01:15:58.640 I put it

01:16:01.040 in the private

01:16:01.500 chat

01:16:01.800 that's the tweet

01:16:02.460 dude

01:16:02.680 can you imagine

01:16:03.640 if he was like

01:16:04.120 an AI bot

01:16:04.800 a lot would

01:16:07.240 make more sense

01:16:07.820 what a fucked up

01:16:09.060 AI bot program

01:16:09.980 that would be

01:16:10.900 your mom

01:16:12.340 took this

01:16:12.940 your mom

01:16:13.800 that's you

01:16:14.420 that's you

01:16:14.440 yep

01:16:15.340 oh

01:16:16.500 dude

01:16:18.380 mom take

01:16:19.580 the photo

01:16:20.120 how long

01:16:23.220 go back to

01:16:23.740 the other

01:16:24.000 picture

01:16:24.280 please Tyler

01:16:25.020 how long

01:16:27.080 do you think

01:16:27.780 he could

01:16:28.100 how long

01:16:28.820 can he hold

01:16:29.240 this pose

01:16:29.700 for

01:16:29.980 before he

01:16:31.080 gets like

01:16:31.420 tired

01:16:31.860 four seconds

01:16:33.040 he's like

01:16:34.060 okay I'm gonna

01:16:34.560 do it

01:16:34.860 look at his

01:16:35.260 leg development

01:16:35.920 he's got like

01:16:37.100 basically no

01:16:37.980 leg

01:16:38.320 he has no

01:16:39.480 ass

01:16:39.920 I can't

01:16:40.920 really do it

01:16:42.260 anymore

01:16:42.460 I have no

01:16:43.040 ass

01:16:43.540 you look

01:16:45.520 horrible

01:16:45.900 no ass

01:16:46.560 all tits

01:16:47.000 I mean you

01:16:49.400 look genuinely

01:16:50.480 horrible

01:16:51.040 yeah

01:16:51.780 how much did

01:16:54.060 you spend on

01:16:54.500 this by the

01:16:54.860 way

01:16:55.280 how much did

01:16:57.420 you spend on

01:16:57.840 this

01:16:58.140 it's a cross

01:16:59.700 between ray gun

01:17:00.420 and tiny temp

01:17:01.020 how much did

01:17:02.260 you spend on

01:17:02.660 this

01:17:02.920 I'm thinking

01:17:03.480 he's like

01:17:04.480 no no no

01:17:05.440 you know

01:17:05.800 over 100

01:17:08.760 125

01:17:09.720 it's like

01:17:10.160 right around

01:17:10.560 100

01:17:10.940 Jesus

01:17:11.920 like I

01:17:14.080 like

01:17:14.480 you went to

01:17:15.320 work

01:17:15.580 you went to

01:17:16.140 work looking

01:17:16.440 like that

01:17:16.780 I was I was

01:17:17.800 like that all

01:17:18.340 day in the

01:17:18.960 streets of

01:17:19.320 Boston

01:17:19.720 yeah

01:17:21.040 the one

01:17:21.720 with the wig

01:17:22.400 like yeah

01:17:23.280 how many people

01:17:24.080 noticed you

01:17:24.720 how many people

01:17:25.240 noticed you

01:17:25.720 probably like

01:17:26.180 one of like

01:17:26.960 three fucking

01:17:27.980 like costumes

01:17:28.860 and like two

01:17:29.400 were other

01:17:29.660 what's wrong

01:17:30.220 with your arm

01:17:30.800 go back

01:17:31.380 go back

01:17:32.100 a bunch of

01:17:32.760 people knew

01:17:33.120 who I was

01:17:33.680 look at his arm

01:17:34.460 isn't his elbow

01:17:35.660 goes in

01:17:36.120 his elbow

01:17:36.880 is inverted

01:17:37.300 his arm is

01:17:38.580 backwards

01:17:38.920 that's from

01:17:40.620 when I

01:17:40.840 no that's

01:17:41.700 from when I

01:17:42.000 had the

01:17:42.520 there's a bump

01:17:43.460 in his arm

01:17:43.960 do you see

01:17:44.300 that there's a

01:17:44.820 there's a bump

01:17:45.640 do you see that

01:17:46.300 on the inside of

01:17:49.220 his arm is

01:17:50.440 backwards

01:17:50.940 I'm telling you

01:17:51.660 do you want me to

01:17:52.460 tell you what

01:17:52.940 happened

01:17:53.280 no I don't

01:17:54.640 when I had

01:17:55.120 I actually don't

01:17:57.120 no I wasn't

01:17:57.600 I wasn't joking

01:17:58.320 I don't want to

01:17:59.020 hear what happened

01:17:59.420 to you

01:17:59.680 but I do want to

01:18:00.480 say this real quick

01:18:01.080 and then we'll

01:18:01.460 let you finish

01:18:01.900 so you walked

01:18:03.420 around Boston

01:18:04.180 all day like that

01:18:04.920 I shit you not

01:18:05.780 if I saw you

01:18:06.640 if I if I saw

01:18:07.800 this thing

01:18:08.720 walking past me

01:18:10.120 on the streets

01:18:10.480 of Boston

01:18:10.840 I would cross the

01:18:11.680 street or I'd

01:18:12.320 knock it out

01:18:12.880 just to be safe

01:18:13.580 you can't

01:18:14.760 I had a whole bunch of people

01:18:16.880 that were like

01:18:17.660 awesome costumes

01:18:18.540 you look like a

01:18:19.200 severely mentally ill

01:18:20.320 homeless person

01:18:20.780 okay guys

01:18:21.700 one dude literally

01:18:22.760 looked at me and was like

01:18:23.580 I hope you won the

01:18:24.400 costume contest bro

01:18:25.700 next Bohemian Grove

01:18:26.780 I hope you said

01:18:27.180 what costume contest

01:18:28.520 and I hope you go home

01:18:31.240 and arm best

01:18:31.820 perfect

01:18:35.900 am I am I

01:18:36.660 am I making this up

01:18:37.600 if you saw that

01:18:38.260 you wouldn't cross the

01:18:38.980 street like that's a

01:18:39.640 scary homeless person

01:18:40.740 I'm going to tell you

01:18:41.600 right now

01:18:41.940 what happened to my

01:18:42.740 my elbows

01:18:43.560 I said we don't care

01:18:44.520 yeah

01:18:44.960 you broke it

01:18:46.500 no no

01:18:47.440 when I had

01:18:50.800 when I had the stroke

01:18:51.960 and it triggered a

01:18:53.220 seizure and then I

01:18:53.960 later had another

01:18:54.620 seizure

01:18:55.200 the seizure

01:18:57.620 both times I had a

01:18:58.660 seizure

01:18:58.960 what the fuck are you

01:19:00.260 talking about

01:19:01.500 it happened in a

01:19:02.540 parking lot

01:19:03.220 both times I had a

01:19:04.420 seizure

01:19:04.640 it was a grand

01:19:05.300 mall so I collapsed

01:19:06.300 in a parking lot

01:19:07.140 I can't play the music

01:19:08.460 my fucking board's

01:19:09.440 broken

01:19:09.540 I was wearing a t-shirt

01:19:09.940 both times

01:19:10.600 dude it was my elbows

01:19:12.440 just fell over the pain

01:19:13.800 and they said

01:19:14.400 hold on

01:19:15.920 I completely wrecked

01:19:17.160 my elbows

01:19:17.720 I have all these scars

01:19:18.840 on my elbows from

01:19:19.680 having seizures

01:19:20.440 will you let us help

01:19:21.600 you crush puss

01:19:22.660 I know you want love

01:19:23.820 but you gotta get over

01:19:24.540 the first couple

01:19:25.240 without feelings

01:19:25.840 I just want you to

01:19:27.100 know I listened to

01:19:27.940 that entire horrible

01:19:28.840 story none of them

01:19:29.900 paid attention I did

01:19:30.760 and I'd pay 4,500 bucks

01:19:32.580 to keep you alive for

01:19:33.240 five more years

01:19:33.840 and I'm paying $300

01:19:35.980 to get you kicked

01:19:37.120 off the show

01:19:37.780 well I mean that's

01:19:39.900 more than 4,500 bucks

01:19:40.940 over five years

01:19:41.600 chicks dig scars man

01:19:42.900 here's my idea

01:19:45.020 the next Bohemian Grove

01:19:46.440 like not this next

01:19:47.320 we want to do one

01:19:48.220 in six months

01:19:49.160 but again if we pick

01:19:50.320 it up after

01:19:50.820 we should do it again

01:19:52.020 right around Halloween

01:19:52.900 time and have a

01:19:53.600 Halloween contest

01:19:54.420 and see if Toad

01:19:55.860 would win

01:19:56.240 Toad would go

01:19:56.980 Toad would spend a grand

01:19:58.100 I think Toad would

01:19:59.080 spend a thousand dollars

01:20:00.200 if we had like one

01:20:02.340 like me like

01:20:03.280 and then we all

01:20:04.360 arranged not to do

01:20:05.360 costumes

01:20:05.740 oh no I'm not doing

01:20:07.340 a costume but like

01:20:08.160 a Halloween costume

01:20:08.920 for the audience

01:20:09.700 Toad will definitely

01:20:10.500 be in one

01:20:10.980 so we'll do the tower

01:20:11.800 gang and Toad will

01:20:12.460 be dressed as

01:20:12.940 something ridiculous

01:20:13.560 hey hey don't tell

01:20:14.480 Toad but like we're

01:20:15.360 gonna do a Halloween

01:20:16.020 costume contest

01:20:17.360 none of us are

01:20:18.360 gonna wear costumes

01:20:19.020 so it's gonna be

01:20:19.760 hilarious

01:20:19.940 the funny thing is

01:20:20.680 he's so compelled

01:20:21.480 to involve himself

01:20:22.640 in this activity

01:20:23.520 that even us

01:20:24.320 telling him this

01:20:25.000 right now

01:20:25.500 he'll still probably

01:20:26.420 he'll still do it

01:20:27.020 yeah

01:20:27.220 I would dress up

01:20:28.240 and he'll be like

01:20:28.960 he'll be like

01:20:29.460 I'm the only one

01:20:30.180 that came dressed up

01:20:31.060 yes I win

01:20:32.400 Toad

01:20:32.960 I've been doing

01:20:33.680 this since 2009

01:20:34.760 bro

01:20:35.560 when I won the

01:20:40.840 costume contest

01:20:41.600 at my

01:20:42.040 what were you

01:20:42.580 that year

01:20:43.040 Billy Mays

01:20:44.080 that's cool

01:20:45.500 yeah

01:20:46.280 Billy Mays

01:20:47.540 the black guy

01:20:48.180 Billy Mays Hayes

01:20:49.120 wait so you've

01:20:49.920 been doing this

01:20:50.280 for 15 years

01:20:51.000 and you've only

01:20:51.460 won three times

01:20:52.120 oxy clean pitchman

01:20:54.180 who was on cocaine

01:20:55.080 you've been doing

01:20:56.140 this for 15 years

01:20:56.920 straight and you've

01:20:57.360 only won three times

01:20:58.060 do I understand

01:20:58.460 this correctly

01:20:58.900 no I've won it

01:21:00.120 five times

01:21:01.040 so

01:21:02.020 every three years

01:21:03.440 you win once

01:21:04.080 interesting

01:21:04.620 as Billy Mays

01:21:05.620 it's actually not

01:21:06.620 too bad

01:21:07.120 for championships

01:21:07.920 it's sick

01:21:08.780 I mean that's

01:21:11.940 that's basically

01:21:12.480 Kobe

01:21:12.760 competitions

01:21:13.640 yeah

01:21:14.140 you're gonna

01:21:14.820 you're gonna say

01:21:15.520 that yeah

01:21:16.160 some professional

01:21:16.900 athlete sucks

01:21:17.860 because he's won

01:21:18.400 five championships

01:21:19.340 in 15 years

01:21:21.000 then you need

01:21:22.220 oxy clean laundry

01:21:23.220 stain remover

01:21:24.120 even fruit

01:21:24.920 just

01:21:25.180 cola

01:21:26.640 come out

01:21:27.260 right before

01:21:27.860 no this metaphor

01:21:29.600 this metaphor

01:21:30.900 actually works perfectly

01:21:31.820 because Kobe won

01:21:33.440 five rings

01:21:34.000 and he died

01:21:34.380 at 40

01:21:34.760 that's exactly

01:21:36.560 right

01:21:36.800 wait I'm gonna

01:21:39.380 die next year

01:21:40.920 are you 39 now

01:21:42.060 hey you have to

01:21:42.960 rape a woman

01:21:43.340 first

01:21:44.840 what

01:21:45.900 Kobe raped a woman

01:21:49.160 oh yeah

01:21:50.340 no he didn't

01:21:51.460 yes he did

01:21:52.300 you fucking

01:21:52.740 faggot

01:21:53.260 did he rape her

01:21:55.960 with the

01:21:56.440 10 other dudes

01:21:57.660 cum in her

01:21:58.240 fucking panties

01:21:58.980 get out of here

01:21:59.460 yeah but

01:21:59.820 sure

01:22:00.060 okay

01:22:01.520 yeah

01:22:02.400 so she fucked

01:22:04.240 10 dudes

01:22:04.720 voluntarily

01:22:05.420 and then she saw

01:22:06.040 the richest

01:22:06.760 most powerful

01:22:07.340 black man in the

01:22:07.980 world

01:22:08.160 and she was like

01:22:08.840 I don't want to

01:22:09.680 fuck him

01:22:10.000 liars

01:22:11.100 all right

01:22:11.360 I don't care

01:22:11.740 about black people

01:22:12.380 I just have to

01:22:12.860 knock it in the

01:22:13.500 helicopter

01:22:13.820 man

01:22:14.220 toad

01:22:14.640 who beat you

01:22:15.440 who beat you

01:22:16.140 for Halloween

01:22:16.760 like what was

01:22:17.360 the last costume

01:22:18.580 that beat you

01:22:19.140 I know you

01:22:19.560 remember it

01:22:20.800 what would you

01:22:22.960 eat when you

01:22:23.420 lost

01:22:23.740 if he knows

01:22:27.560 what he ate

01:22:27.920 when he lost

01:22:28.400 it was a donut

01:22:30.680 no you did it

01:22:32.320 no you fucking

01:22:33.220 liar

01:22:33.720 yeah

01:22:34.760 there's no way

01:22:35.660 we can prove

01:22:36.060 him right or

01:22:36.380 wrong

01:22:36.600 what kind of

01:22:37.160 donut

01:22:37.420 Boston cream

01:22:39.880 no it was

01:22:42.240 glazed

01:22:42.760 Boston cream

01:22:43.560 I mean that's

01:22:44.160 that's in the

01:22:44.640 rotation

01:22:45.140 dude even the

01:22:46.020 way you

01:22:46.300 say glazed

01:22:47.420 is sad

01:22:47.980 you're like

01:22:48.420 rotation of

01:22:49.240 donuts

01:22:49.560 glazed

01:22:50.780 do you go

01:22:54.060 to local

01:22:54.380 joint

01:22:54.720 or are you

01:22:55.160 more of a

01:22:55.720 Krispy Kreme

01:22:56.220 or like

01:22:56.860 don't say

01:22:57.820 Dunkin

01:22:58.180 because Dunkin

01:22:58.720 Donuts

01:22:59.100 Dunkin Donuts

01:23:00.040 suck

01:23:00.320 yeah it does

01:23:01.960 suck

01:23:02.240 actually

01:23:02.880 Krispy Kreme

01:23:04.040 honestly has

01:23:04.740 is actually

01:23:05.200 top tier

01:23:05.700 kind of

01:23:05.980 donuts

01:23:06.280 I'm not

01:23:06.600 gonna lie

01:23:06.900 Donuts in

01:23:07.400 Boston

01:23:07.780 is pretty

01:23:08.220 sick

01:23:08.620 all right

01:23:11.420 riveting

01:23:12.040 conversation

01:23:12.640 I know

01:23:13.900 all right

01:23:15.520 this episode

01:23:16.320 has been

01:23:16.720 very heavily

01:23:17.560 aggressively

01:23:18.640 angry towards

01:23:19.580 Toad

01:23:19.820 I don't

01:23:20.160 mean any

01:23:20.600 of it

01:23:20.840 I fucking

01:23:21.400 love this

01:23:21.820 guy

01:23:22.020 I think

01:23:22.600 he's like

01:23:22.900 the funniest

01:23:23.380 human being

01:23:23.840 on the planet

01:23:24.160 and the reason

01:23:24.620 that I want

01:23:25.120 to have

01:23:25.780 a full-time

01:23:27.080 24-7

01:23:27.640 surveillance of

01:23:28.180 your entire

01:23:28.520 life that's

01:23:28.920 live streamed

01:23:29.340 to the entire

01:23:29.700 world is because

01:23:30.200 I think it would

01:23:30.660 be the most

01:23:31.060 viral thing

01:23:31.520 that's ever

01:23:31.820 happened

01:23:32.060 Toad has been

01:23:34.320 flirting with

01:23:35.060 viralness

01:23:35.860 and this is

01:23:36.620 what I said

01:23:37.140 and I

01:23:37.760 oh yeah

01:23:38.040 he did

01:23:38.300 he got

01:23:39.020 fucking

01:23:39.300 Roseanne Barr

01:23:41.340 fucking quote

01:23:42.060 tweeted him

01:23:42.520 like what the

01:23:43.040 hell

01:23:43.280 but I've been

01:23:44.000 saying this for

01:23:44.580 how long guys

01:23:45.200 huge tweets

01:23:45.900 recently

01:23:46.320 I've been

01:23:46.860 telling you

01:23:47.240 like this guy's

01:23:47.820 a star

01:23:48.380 have to figure

01:23:49.400 out how to

01:23:49.840 get this out

01:23:50.380 there and I

01:23:50.720 feel like he's

01:23:51.280 just getting out

01:23:51.880 there he's too

01:23:52.300 dumb to know

01:23:52.780 what to do

01:23:53.120 with it

01:23:53.480 but like he's

01:23:54.900 he's having

01:23:55.420 these sparks

01:23:56.060 of brilliance

01:23:56.800 that keep coming

01:23:57.820 out and I'm

01:23:58.380 like watch one

01:23:59.300 day this guy

01:23:59.740 will be like a

01:24:00.160 mega superstar

01:24:00.780 for the wrong

01:24:01.600 reasons but

01:24:02.640 100%

01:24:03.140 I feel I feel

01:24:03.740 like he's gonna

01:24:04.160 have his own

01:24:04.680 Jeremy Kaufman

01:24:05.380 moment where

01:24:06.340 there's like

01:24:06.760 some viral

01:24:07.280 video of him

01:24:07.880 getting beat

01:24:08.280 by the cops

01:24:08.760 or something

01:24:09.380 oh so not

01:24:10.720 like

01:24:11.060 oh my god

01:24:12.720 can you imagine

01:24:13.020 if Toad gets

01:24:13.520 Daniel Shaver

01:24:14.180 Toad would be

01:24:17.300 the guy like

01:24:17.860 because he'd be

01:24:18.380 like he's gonna

01:24:18.980 be like

01:24:19.180 he's gonna be

01:24:21.560 like he's gonna

01:24:22.120 in his mind

01:24:22.720 he's gonna be

01:24:23.020 like I'm gonna

01:24:23.400 be just like

01:24:23.880 Kaufman but

01:24:24.740 instead he's

01:24:25.200 gonna be like

01:24:25.620 fuck you

01:24:26.140 faggots and

01:24:26.800 then they're

01:24:27.040 just gonna

01:24:27.320 beat him to

01:24:27.800 death

01:24:28.000 like he can't

01:24:29.460 he can't help

01:24:30.340 himself

01:24:30.740 he's gonna

01:24:31.480 he's gonna

01:24:33.040 like have a

01:24:33.720 seizure and

01:24:34.140 they're gonna

01:24:34.360 think he's

01:24:34.800 like trying

01:24:35.280 to grab a

01:24:35.800 gun or something

01:24:36.200 like that

01:24:36.540 Toad that's

01:24:36.960 the move

01:24:37.440 we were telling

01:24:38.060 you to call

01:24:38.480 somebody a

01:24:39.020 nigger that's

01:24:39.460 not go to

01:24:40.340 the cops

01:24:40.780 two white cops

01:24:41.740 just scream

01:24:42.200 at him

01:24:42.480 little Asian

01:24:43.620 cop find it

01:24:44.740 and just call

01:24:45.160 him a nigger

01:24:45.520 I think in

01:24:46.240 Boston they

01:24:46.760 high five you

01:24:47.400 for that actually

01:24:47.980 you should do

01:24:48.320 that to a

01:24:48.660 black cop

01:24:49.100 and see if

01:24:49.520 you can get

01:24:50.100 a million dollar

01:24:50.520 settlement

01:24:50.860 dude

01:24:52.040 really I mean

01:24:53.380 that's better

01:24:54.200 than sports

01:24:54.680 betting

01:24:54.940 it's honestly

01:24:56.440 that's a really

01:24:57.160 good like if

01:24:57.820 you just went

01:24:58.260 by there and

01:24:58.760 said that to

01:24:59.300 a black cop

01:25:00.000 good chance

01:25:00.680 he punches

01:25:01.040 you and good

01:25:01.840 chance you'd be

01:25:02.240 like hey man

01:25:02.760 I just said

01:25:03.640 something this

01:25:04.000 guy punched

01:25:04.440 me this is

01:25:04.860 police

01:25:05.040 do you think

01:25:05.340 you get away

01:25:05.800 with that

01:25:06.200 do you think

01:25:06.600 Tyler you're a

01:25:07.860 resident lawyer

01:25:09.020 is nigger violence

01:25:10.680 Tyler

01:25:11.060 yeah can you

01:25:12.880 call

01:25:13.400 are they one

01:25:14.600 with violence

01:25:15.340 can you get a

01:25:17.580 settlement if you

01:25:18.460 just walk up to

01:25:19.260 a black guy

01:25:19.860 a black cop

01:25:20.560 sorry

01:25:20.900 just call him

01:25:21.980 the n-word

01:25:22.440 and then he

01:25:22.800 punches you

01:25:23.380 and then you

01:25:23.840 can get a

01:25:24.240 million dollars

01:25:24.800 is that how

01:25:25.160 fuck you

01:25:26.140 nigger

01:25:26.560 get off my

01:25:27.220 fucking stream

01:25:28.220 we know

01:25:29.400 they're prone

01:25:29.880 to violence

01:25:32.280 but is the

01:25:32.840 word itself

01:25:33.560 violence

01:25:34.300 yeah

01:25:34.980 yeah

01:25:35.360 Tyler

01:25:36.420 as our

01:25:38.040 attorney

01:25:38.380 we want

01:25:39.500 your legal

01:25:44.260 advice

01:25:45.060 no

01:25:47.180 what was

01:25:48.000 the question

01:25:48.400 I don't

01:25:50.260 pay attention

01:25:50.820 to this show

01:25:51.500 at all

01:25:51.980 I just

01:25:52.860 I just

01:25:53.960 count my

01:25:54.780 money that

01:25:55.160 you guys

01:25:55.440 give me

01:25:55.780 he's like

01:25:56.240 I'm watching

01:25:57.420 Rogan

01:25:57.860 Rogan and

01:25:58.520 Elon right

01:25:58.980 now

01:25:59.380 the question

01:26:00.960 is um

01:26:01.580 is there

01:26:03.200 any

01:26:03.580 so you

01:26:04.160 go up

01:26:04.540 to a

01:26:04.840 black cop

01:26:05.440 you call

01:26:05.920 him a

01:26:06.260 nigger

01:26:06.480 and then

01:26:07.100 he beats

01:26:07.620 you up

01:26:08.040 do you

01:26:08.620 have

01:26:08.840 legal

01:26:09.320 precedence

01:26:09.880 to sue

01:26:10.460 him

01:26:10.860 because

01:26:11.900 his defense

01:26:14.300 would be

01:26:14.560 he called

01:26:14.980 me a

01:26:15.260 nigger

01:26:15.420 and that's

01:26:16.460 like squashed

01:26:17.240 what do you

01:26:17.640 think

01:26:17.840 is this a good

01:26:18.360 technique

01:26:18.760 your honor

01:26:19.280 under the law

01:26:19.820 he can call

01:26:20.340 him a nigger

01:26:20.920 is this

01:26:21.620 like some

01:26:21.960 kind of

01:26:22.300 weird

01:26:22.420 did we find

01:26:23.740 the insurance

01:26:24.480 scam loophole

01:26:25.200 the same

01:26:25.720 thing

01:26:25.860 the insurance

01:26:26.160 scam

01:26:26.300 jumping in front

01:26:27.080 of someone's

01:26:27.420 car

01:26:27.680 this is

01:26:28.760 the insurance

01:26:29.620 instead of a

01:26:32.540 slip and fall

01:26:33.220 this is a

01:26:33.700 nigger call

01:26:34.240 I said

01:26:38.060 I said the

01:26:38.620 hard ER

01:26:38.980 because the

01:26:39.700 joke required

01:26:40.560 it

01:26:40.800 don't

01:26:41.640 don't use

01:26:42.240 this against

01:26:42.700 me

01:26:42.880 I'm proud

01:26:43.880 of you

01:26:44.280 I'm so glad

01:26:45.760 you're not

01:26:46.020 a politician

01:26:46.460 anymore

01:26:47.280 that's actually

01:26:54.040 so a

01:26:54.520 nigger loop

01:26:54.900 is actually

01:26:55.380 when black

01:26:56.880 people fight

01:26:57.520 and then they

01:26:58.100 get caught

01:26:58.660 like they're

01:26:59.200 doing violence

01:27:00.320 and they get

01:27:01.020 caught saying

01:27:01.360 the same

01:27:01.660 thing

01:27:01.840 like oh

01:27:02.180 son

01:27:02.540 take that

01:27:03.200 shit

01:27:03.400 or like

01:27:03.640 they say

01:27:03.920 nigger a lot

01:27:04.440 like that

01:27:04.820 that's a

01:27:05.380 nigger loop

01:27:05.660 but repeat

01:27:06.140 the same

01:27:06.520 action

01:27:06.900 those look

01:27:07.360 delicious

01:27:07.820 though

01:27:08.080 say it

01:27:09.020 again

01:27:09.300 another

01:27:10.620 type of

01:27:12.340 another type

01:27:13.000 of nigger loop

01:27:13.460 is one that

01:27:13.860 we've just

01:27:14.200 figured out

01:27:14.600 right here

01:27:15.040 the one

01:27:15.440 where you

01:27:15.720 can bait

01:27:16.160 a black

01:27:17.220 cop into

01:27:17.700 punching you

01:27:18.500 in order to

01:27:19.360 get money

01:27:19.680 that's a

01:27:20.080 nigger loop

01:27:20.460 as well

01:27:20.820 it's a

01:27:21.340 free

01:27:21.520 online they

01:27:23.220 call it

01:27:23.540 a free

01:27:23.940 money glitch

01:27:24.600 it's the

01:27:24.900 rare candy

01:27:25.520 scam

01:27:25.980 of real life

01:27:27.620 remember the

01:27:27.940 rare candy

01:27:28.720 scam on

01:27:29.100 Pokemon

01:27:29.380 where you

01:27:29.760 could just

01:27:30.140 keep spawning

01:27:30.720 up and down

01:27:31.260 the island

01:27:31.680 that's what

01:27:32.240 this is

01:27:32.660 just go

01:27:33.660 walk around

01:27:34.260 a police

01:27:34.580 nigger

01:27:35.220 nigger

01:27:35.720 Tyler

01:27:36.280 can you

01:27:37.000 confirm

01:27:37.340 is this

01:27:37.700 in fact

01:27:38.140 a foolproof

01:27:39.120 free money

01:27:39.720 cheat code

01:27:41.220 yes it is

01:27:42.580 let's go

01:27:43.040 we just

01:27:44.960 discovered the

01:27:45.460 rare candy

01:27:46.080 cheat of life

01:27:46.880 this is legal

01:27:48.660 advice

01:27:49.220 if you're

01:27:50.500 strapped for

01:27:51.400 cash

01:27:51.860 just call a

01:27:53.440 cop nigger

01:27:53.900 that isn't

01:28:00.100 the lady

01:28:00.440 tomorrow

01:28:01.060 I promise

01:28:01.560 you that

01:28:01.960 that was

01:28:03.900 fucking

01:28:04.180 amazing

01:28:04.580 thank you

01:28:06.020 guys so

01:28:06.280 much for

01:28:06.520 tuning in

01:28:06.840 this is

01:28:07.160 tower gang

01:28:07.600 wednesday

01:28:08.060 bitch

01:28:08.380 we love

01:28:08.800 you guys

01:28:09.320 subscribe

01:28:12.440 hug your

01:28:13.020 mom

01:28:13.280 kiss your

01:28:13.640 kids

01:28:14.040 suck my

01:28:14.680 dick

01:28:14.840 call a

01:28:15.280 cop

01:28:15.480 the thing

01:28:16.420 the penthouse

01:28:17.360 after this

01:28:17.740 the penthouse

01:28:18.320 we gotta go

01:28:19.140 throw the

01:28:20.840 QR code up

01:28:21.800 one more time

01:28:22.360 if people want

01:28:23.200 to join

01:28:23.500 all you have

01:28:24.120 to become

01:28:24.480 is a

01:28:24.940 supporter

01:28:25.720 for like

01:28:26.040 five bucks

01:28:26.420 a month

01:28:26.680 you can

01:28:26.900 come out

01:28:27.220 and hang

01:28:27.420 out with

01:28:27.620 us for

01:28:27.820 another half

01:28:28.180 an hour

01:28:28.420 four times

01:28:29.080 a week

01:28:29.260 and we do

01:28:29.420 a pre-show

01:28:29.900 as well

01:28:30.340 we like

01:28:30.820 patreon.com

01:28:32.480 oh also

01:28:33.580 before we go

01:28:34.180 I might as

01:28:34.620 well

01:28:34.720 I always forget

01:28:35.280 fucking

01:28:35.840 go to

01:28:36.380 toplopsa.com

01:28:37.660 we got some

01:28:38.100 new merch

01:28:38.540 out there

01:28:38.860 we got some

01:28:39.200 old merch

01:28:39.660 coming back

01:28:40.120 out

01:28:40.360 make America

01:28:40.800 garbage

01:28:41.120 again

01:28:41.460 we got

01:28:42.040 some new

01:28:42.520 top lops

01:28:43.400 and Clint

01:28:43.840 stuff too

01:28:44.300 embroidered

01:28:45.380 yeah dudes

01:28:46.080 this one here

01:28:46.880 is dope

01:28:47.200 the LL

01:28:47.960 looks fucking

01:28:49.000 fire

01:28:49.540 get one

01:28:50.280 I wish I

01:28:50.920 golfed now

01:28:51.560 yeah I mean

01:28:52.440 Diddy Defender

01:28:53.100 whatever you want

01:28:54.140 to wear baby boy

01:28:54.940 we got it all

01:28:55.780 I can't imagine

01:28:58.500 someone actually

01:28:59.020 buying the Diddy Defender

01:29:00.080 one

01:29:00.520 it's a great

01:29:01.640 if there's people

01:29:03.400 on earth

01:29:03.860 that will buy

01:29:04.840 that they are

01:29:05.500 fans of this show

01:29:06.460 I promise you

01:29:07.200 that

01:29:07.320 it's such a

01:29:09.120 crazy thing

01:29:09.920 just walking

01:29:11.200 down the street

01:29:11.640 yeah I defend

01:29:12.360 Diddy

01:29:12.760 I'm a Diddy Defender

01:29:13.900 hold on

01:29:15.360 somebody let me

01:29:15.880 show you the one

01:29:16.380 that someone was

01:29:17.000 they were like

01:29:17.620 that they have

01:29:18.140 one

01:29:18.400 they already

01:29:19.280 have one

01:29:19.760 and they

01:29:20.100 worn it so

01:29:20.860 much

01:29:21.260 that they

01:29:22.260 want a

01:29:22.660 discount

01:29:22.980 on a new

01:29:24.180 one

01:29:24.320 this one

01:29:24.600 here

01:29:24.840 so they're

01:29:25.820 out there

01:29:26.020 actually

01:29:26.380 the bitch

01:29:27.060 nigga

01:29:27.760 one

01:29:28.380 yeah

01:29:28.720 yeah

01:29:29.120 the bitch

01:29:29.440 nigga

01:29:29.620 one

01:29:29.840 yeah

01:29:30.020 and people

01:29:30.640 so people

01:29:30.980 are out there

01:29:31.340 actually wearing

01:29:31.940 this shit

01:29:32.280 that's so awesome

01:29:33.680 yeah

01:29:34.540 I'm like

01:29:34.880 I fucking

01:29:35.480 love them

01:29:36.040 I mean

01:29:36.220 I wear it

01:29:37.880 this is my

01:29:38.160 favorite

01:29:38.480 when I put my

01:29:39.600 dog to sleep

01:29:40.140 I was wearing

01:29:40.580 that bitch

01:29:40.880 nigga shirt

01:29:41.280 I didn't even

01:29:41.640 realize

01:29:41.980 yo I think

01:29:44.500 I told you this

01:29:45.140 but I walk

01:29:45.540 around my

01:29:45.900 building

01:29:46.180 wearing my

01:29:47.460 rather die

01:29:49.360 than DEI

01:29:50.160 and like

01:29:50.720 there's black

01:29:51.320 people that

01:29:51.660 work the

01:29:51.960 front desk

01:29:52.420 sometimes

01:29:52.840 and I always

01:29:53.580 feel terrible

01:29:54.120 when I'm

01:29:54.420 wearing it

01:29:54.740 why

01:29:55.480 you should

01:29:56.260 feel

01:29:56.440 no I

01:29:56.940 mean

01:29:57.060 we're safe

01:29:57.380 they can't

01:29:57.720 read

01:29:58.200 by the way

01:29:59.760 there's

01:30:00.040 on Instagram

01:30:01.060 anytime there's

01:30:02.900 a sponsored

01:30:03.400 ad

01:30:03.760 literally

01:30:04.580 any one of

01:30:05.380 them

01:30:05.640 and you

01:30:06.120 check the

01:30:06.620 comments

01:30:06.960 of the

01:30:07.200 sponsored

01:30:07.500 ad

01:30:07.840 everybody's

01:30:08.800 saying

01:30:09.020 nice try

01:30:09.640 Diddy

01:30:09.980 that's all

01:30:11.500 the comments

01:30:11.860 are just

01:30:12.160 nice try

01:30:12.680 Diddy

01:30:13.340 nice try

01:30:14.180 super

01:30:14.520 Diddy

01:30:14.840 or some

01:30:15.080 shit

01:30:15.260 like that

01:30:15.520 it's

01:30:15.660 hilarious

01:30:16.060 I don't

01:30:16.300 know why

01:30:16.520 they do

01:30:16.860 it

01:30:17.100 what's

01:30:17.640 that mean

01:30:17.900 they're

01:30:19.300 just like

01:30:19.560 because they

01:30:19.900 see it's

01:30:20.140 an ad

01:30:20.500 and so

01:30:20.860 they just

01:30:21.060 say

01:30:21.160 nice try

01:30:21.540 Diddy

01:30:21.740 you try

01:30:22.000 to get

01:30:22.200 me on

01:30:22.380 this ad

01:30:22.760 nope

01:30:23.200 nice try

01:30:24.140 Diddy

01:30:24.380 I don't

01:30:24.960 know

01:30:25.120 but that's

01:30:25.420 what they

01:30:25.620 do

01:30:25.880 I can

01:30:26.620 like

01:30:26.940 this is

01:30:27.780 good

01:30:28.540 this is

01:30:28.980 how

01:30:29.140 Cole keeps

01:30:30.540 us in

01:30:30.820 touch

01:30:30.980 with the

01:30:31.220 youth

01:30:31.460 we will

01:30:31.860 now

01:30:32.060 understand

01:30:32.540 what

01:30:32.720 nice try

01:30:33.400 Diddy

01:30:33.620 means

01:30:33.840 just

01:30:34.000 someone's

01:30:34.260 trying

01:30:34.420 to

01:30:34.560 you know

01:30:34.800 what I

01:30:35.080 seen

01:30:35.320 in

01:30:37.860 in

01:30:38.100 in

01:30:38.420 Target

01:30:40.260 it was

01:30:41.080 a toy

01:30:41.500 in the

01:30:41.760 toy section

01:30:42.220 it was

01:30:42.460 a toilet

01:30:42.900 and then

01:30:43.460 the name

01:30:43.840 of the

01:30:44.020 toilet

01:30:44.220 was

01:30:44.420 skibbity

01:30:44.840 toilet

01:30:45.240 and I

01:30:45.980 said

01:30:46.080 I don't

01:30:46.300 know

01:30:46.400 what

01:30:46.500 the

01:30:46.620 this

01:30:47.000 means

01:30:47.340 it's

01:30:48.700 just

01:30:48.820 like

01:30:48.980 on

01:30:49.320 the

01:30:49.420 end

01:30:49.600 cap

01:30:49.800 a bunch

01:30:50.060 of

01:30:50.160 toilets

01:30:50.500 and

01:30:50.620 I

01:30:50.700 know

01:30:50.960 what

01:30:53.140 it

01:30:53.260 means

01:30:53.520 but

01:30:53.720 they

01:30:53.840 have

01:30:53.980 toys

01:30:54.380 skibbity

01:30:55.620 toilet

01:30:56.000 alright

01:30:56.520 guys

01:30:56.760 meet us

01:30:57.100 in the

01:30:57.320 penthouse

01:30:59.140 it's the

01:31:00.220 tower

01:31:00.520 power

01:31:00.980 hour

01:31:01.240 slut

01:31:01.840 no

01:31:03.740 way

01:31:04.040 Jose

01:31:04.560 liberty

01:31:05.340 lockdown

01:31:06.100 flint

01:31:07.520 bitch

01:31:08.000 Reed

01:31:09.160 Cole

01:31:11.820 Top

01:31:13.320 Lobster

01:31:13.940 and

01:31:14.400 Toad

01:31:14.900 Tower

01:31:15.900 Game

01:31:16.160 Tower

01:31:16.400 Game

01:31:16.640 Tower

01:31:16.900 Game

01:31:17.140 Tower

01:31:17.320 Game

01:31:17.820 Tower

01:31:18.400 Game

01:31:18.700 Tower

01:31:18.940 Game

01:31:19.200 Tower

01:31:19.440 Game

01:31:19.700 Liberty

01:31:20.140 Lock

01:31:20.480 is

01:31:20.660 Truth

01:31:21.000 Day

01:31:21.300 Same

01:31:21.980 with

01:31:22.200 Lobster

01:31:22.660 Cole

01:31:23.000 and

01:31:23.200 Jose

01:31:23.600 Toad

01:31:24.540 Is

01:31:24.740 Sick

01:31:25.000 No

01:31:25.240 Way

01:31:25.500 Jose

01:31:25.960 They

01:31:27.880 made

01:31:28.160 Day

01:31:28.460 Smith

01:31:28.620 All

01:31:28.920 His

01:31:29.200 Tower

01:31:29.460 Game

01:31:29.680 Tower

01:31:29.960 Game

01:31:30.200 Tower

01:31:30.460 Game

01:31:30.660 Tower

01:31:30.960 Game

01:31:31.200 Tower

01:31:31.460 Game

01:31:31.640 Tower

01:31:31.960 Game

01:31:32.260 Tower

01:31:32.460 Game

01:31:32.800 Tower

01:31:33.080 Game

01:31:33.260 Tower

01:31:33.580 Game

01:31:33.880 Tower

01:31:34.460 Game

01:31:34.680 They

01:31:34.860 Made

01:31:35.180 Tower

01:31:37.160 Game

01:31:39.360 Tower

01:31:40.600 Tomb

01:31:40.860 Tower

01:31:41.980 Game

01:31:42.980 Tower

01:31:43.520 ullen

01:31:43.820 game

01:31:44.720 coming

01:31:50.300 One

01:31:51.300 That's all folks

01:31:54.820 Thanks.

Tower Gang - November 07, 2024

Ep 202 - One Man DINK

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