Tower Gang - Ep 203 - Cummibalism

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00:00:42.480 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:45.240 I'm freaking out. 1.00

00:00:46.480 Me, tar, you, tar, retard nation. 1.00

00:00:49.920 Me, tar, you, tar, retard nation. 1.00

00:00:53.420 Me, tar, you, tar, retard nation. 1.00

00:00:56.220 Me, tar, you, tar, retard nation. 1.00

00:00:59.520 Me, tar, you, tar, retard nation. 1.00

00:01:02.760 This is retarded. 1.00

00:01:03.660 It's out again. 1.00

00:01:05.000 Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:01:06.840 Retarded. 1.00

00:01:07.420 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:01:11.680 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94

00:01:13.520 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:01:15.260 Yes.

00:01:15.560 Right.

00:01:15.760 I've been trying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would 0.93

00:01:22.720 be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.95

00:01:24.420 Like, it would be so cool. 0.99

00:01:25.580 And I'm like, Cole, you and your down.

00:01:27.720 What you're doing is with your mom. 1.00

00:01:32.680 He didn't fuck his mom. 1.00

00:01:34.160 He just had his dick in her. 1.00

00:01:39.180 Why are we talking about f*** on this show? 1.00

00:01:41.300 Whoa. 0.99

00:01:44.080 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:46.580 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:49.400 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:50.660 Start.

00:01:51.660 Whoa, with the feet.

00:01:52.920 Skip the questions.

00:01:54.140 Skip the questions.

00:01:54.720 That's not what this show is about.

00:01:56.120 Me, Tard, We, Tard, Retard Nation. 0.99

00:01:59.220 Me, Tard, We, Tard, Retard Nation. 0.99

00:02:03.620 What's up, guys?

00:02:04.520 I just realized that, like, with that particular intro, we've said retard 75 times before we

00:02:12.180 even began the show. 0.96

00:02:13.060 That is f***ing, that's impressive. 1.00

00:02:14.120 It was retard. 1.00

00:02:14.700 Progressive. 1.00

00:02:15.840 Yeah, well, it was my-tard, we-tard, retard nation. 1.00

00:02:18.700 Will that get us banned? 0.99

00:02:20.120 I mean, can we say retard? 0.94

00:02:21.500 We could say retard, right? 1.00

00:02:22.460 Look, everything we do can get us banned. 0.99

00:02:24.180 We've said nigger so many times. 1.00

00:02:25.860 We can't say that's pretty retarded. 1.00

00:02:27.100 Here's the thing. 0.99

00:02:27.680 I'm starting, I'm really starting to think that we can get away with the s*** that we 0.91

00:02:31.780 do on YouTube.

00:02:32.400 We can do whatever YouTube cares.

00:02:33.560 The rules are gone.

00:02:34.920 Did Elon buy it?

00:02:36.200 Yeah.

00:02:36.620 Elon's back.

00:02:37.300 Elon bought you too.

00:02:38.680 White boy summer forever. 0.64

00:02:40.420 No, I'm serious.

00:02:41.880 This is how Jose lives his life.

00:02:43.220 He's not right, though.

00:02:44.080 I listened to the show after the fact, and I listened to it often to see what we said 0.96

00:02:48.460 and how stupid it sounded, and I'm like, we didn't really say anything that was 0.97

00:02:51.540 like YouTube bannable. 1.00

00:02:52.660 We said nigger a lot. 1.00

00:02:53.720 We said faggot a lot. 1.00

00:02:55.220 Shit like that, but I'm pretty sure that's all bannable. 1.00

00:02:57.800 I don't think it's bannable. 1.00

00:02:59.140 I think people say that s***. 0.94

00:03:00.560 You can get away with it. 0.97

00:03:01.500 It's been our experience.

00:03:02.440 We've got away. 1.00

00:03:02.920 It's when you mix the nigger faggot with political when it really gets issues. 1.00

00:03:08.540 When you combine these two. 1.00

00:03:09.540 Dude, who mixes that with political?

00:03:12.060 Politically, yeah.

00:03:12.620 That's all that we did.

00:03:14.920 But now I think we've adequately gotten away enough from the politics that we can just let

00:03:21.060 it fly.

00:03:21.600 I don't think they care.

00:03:23.760 One dollar. 0.99

00:03:24.540 I'm not even going to read this s***. 0.97

00:03:25.820 One dollar. 0.98

00:03:26.480 What are you talking about?

00:03:27.540 I agree with him.

00:03:29.220 And it's about politics.

00:03:30.120 We can't talk about that anyways.

00:03:31.220 Yeah.

00:03:31.660 No, no.

00:03:32.020 Listen. 0.99

00:03:32.360 At least $5 to get your s*** read. 0.99

00:03:35.340 We can't mix politics with our retard talk. 0.99

00:03:39.260 What are you doing?

00:03:40.200 Because they want to derail the conversation.

00:03:42.020 They want me to talk.

00:03:42.900 These are Clint's people. 0.96

00:03:44.160 They want me to talk about f***ing politics. 0.96

00:03:45.920 Marco Rubio. 0.97

00:03:47.120 I don't know.

00:03:48.040 Who cares?

00:03:49.000 No politics mixing with our show, man. 0.96

00:03:50.880 Pretend that politics are blacks. 0.97

00:03:53.400 Top, it's our resident Mexican. 0.90

00:03:54.700 How do you feel about Marco Rubio? 0.97

00:03:56.040 I don't give a f*** about whatever Trump just did. 0.92

00:03:59.620 Yes, I voted for him. 0.97

00:04:00.800 And I voted for him just because I need to see if he's the Antichrist or not.

00:04:04.180 I don't care about his cabinet picks.

00:04:05.980 I don't care about anything else going on.

00:04:07.800 And it's been very distracting lately.

00:04:09.780 Shouldn't you figure out if he's the Antichrist before you vote for him?

00:04:13.280 No, voting for him is the test.

00:04:14.860 It's the only way to know that he is.

00:04:17.100 You've got to put him in the position.

00:04:18.620 I've got to see if you can shine, baby.

00:04:20.540 Let's put you up there again. 0.94

00:04:22.200 These prophecies won't self-fulfill themselves.

00:04:24.780 Come on.

00:04:25.120 Right.

00:04:25.540 Honestly, they won't.

00:04:26.880 We all got to tell.

00:04:27.940 Does he have that demonic hellfire shine there?

00:04:31.600 Or does he have that angelic halo shine?

00:04:34.560 Actually, the real issue is I put my contacts in and I had just had boiled peanuts right before.

00:04:39.860 And so I f***ing had still a little bit on my fingers.

00:04:42.520 They're like spicy. 0.93

00:04:43.360 Oh.

00:04:44.120 That's what my eyes are like.

00:04:45.200 You got salt in your eyes?

00:04:46.100 I look cooked.

00:04:46.580 Hey, Toad.

00:04:47.320 Toad, you, speaking of salt in your eyes, you left your own show's group chat today. 0.99

00:04:52.580 What the f***'s wrong with you? 0.99

00:04:53.420 Wow. 1.00

00:04:53.840 Bitch. 1.00

00:04:54.620 Was that today or yesterday? 1.00

00:04:55.780 The Better Off Dead group chat?

00:04:57.260 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:57.500 I joined it after just to talk shit and it's pretty cool now. 0.95

00:05:01.520 You're in it now? 0.98

00:05:02.160 Yeah.

00:05:02.540 Oh.

00:05:03.320 You have like a dozen fans and you abandoned them.

00:05:05.840 Yeah.

00:05:06.080 I think I've left it like eight times in the last couple of days.

00:05:07.600 It's now a hate group against you.

00:05:11.660 Yeah.

00:05:12.400 I mean, what can I do, man?

00:05:13.900 I leave it all the time because I can't.

00:05:15.840 I get frustrated when I'm having a losing day.

00:05:18.320 In all seriousness, this is the way to make like a viral sensation is to like create these

00:05:24.120 social bubbles that you start as like some sort of leader or father figure and then they

00:05:29.360 just grow to hate you and then from there it just grows.

00:05:31.920 You create like a network of these hatred groups for you and create this own self-sustaining

00:05:37.200 economy.

00:05:39.200 It's the Louis J. Gomez recipe to life.

00:05:42.700 Skip the group chat.

00:05:45.000 Skip the group chat. 1.00

00:05:46.280 Just keep creating new ones and raging out over some gay fucking shit. 1.00

00:05:50.660 Start low with the retweet. 1.00

00:05:52.560 I want to ask you though.

00:05:53.840 You know that you could just like not look, right?

00:05:56.700 Like not look at your group chat.

00:06:00.360 What do you mean no?

00:06:02.480 I don't even ever look at the group chat.

00:06:04.300 Like I look at our show group chats, but like any other group chats? 1.00

00:06:07.640 I don't even look at that shit. 1.00

00:06:09.000 So apparently Cole's kid got bit in the face. 1.00

00:06:12.460 How the fuck would I even figure it out? 0.99

00:06:14.060 I don't read the group chat. 0.98

00:06:16.280 I'm only in one group chat.

00:06:17.640 It's ours.

00:06:17.940 I was the only one who knew.

00:06:19.880 You're only in our group chat?

00:06:21.600 Yeah.

00:06:22.080 People will like, people used to just put me into group chats, but I've left so many

00:06:26.500 that people have just stopped.

00:06:27.720 So it's been great.

00:06:28.480 Yeah.

00:06:28.700 Yeah.

00:06:29.060 I mean, I can't leave because every time I leave one, people re-add me to it.

00:06:32.760 I can't escape.

00:06:33.660 Dude, it's the worst.

00:06:34.620 People add you to a new group chat.

00:06:36.100 It's like a gang called my only source of news.

00:06:39.020 So I should donate to Tower Game more often.

00:06:41.640 $10.

00:06:42.140 Thank you, Conspiracy Extremists.

00:06:43.420 Go check out Horseshoes and Hand Grenades. 0.79

00:06:45.620 My only source for news. 1.00

00:06:47.400 He should have kept that $10 and buy himself a better dick. 0.99

00:06:51.760 Maybe put some lotion on that thing. 0.99

00:06:53.320 It was unfair.

00:06:55.140 He did not, he didn't understand the rules of Coctober.

00:06:58.980 Can we wait for a moment?

00:06:59.920 He didn't understand the assignment.

00:07:00.800 You know what's crazy?

00:07:01.780 Right.

00:07:02.140 This guy has now, he has a conspiracy show that's like in the same world as my conspiracy

00:07:07.500 show.

00:07:08.080 If he would have won Coctober, he would have been on my show.

00:07:11.340 Wow.

00:07:11.920 David would have been out doing his show with that guy in the other universe.

00:07:15.880 Wow.

00:07:16.860 What would that look like? 1.00

00:07:18.120 So all he had to do was have a better dick. 1.00

00:07:20.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:21.160 Yeah.

00:07:21.720 That's all it takes, man. 1.00

00:07:22.820 Your dick is what let you down. 1.00

00:07:24.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:24.600 Like the quality of your dick is now why you're a failure in life. 1.00

00:07:28.280 And I think that's true for most men. 1.00

00:07:31.600 That's true in general, isn't it?

00:07:33.260 I totally believe that's true.

00:07:35.440 You think like dudes that like just have.

00:07:37.620 Well, there's the, there is the, uh, the one drawback, like the, or the, uh, I guess 0.98

00:07:43.600 the, the counterfactual or the counterpoint is that the black, black people. 0.98

00:07:47.560 So. 0.95

00:07:48.120 Oh, that is true.

00:07:49.100 They're an anomaly.

00:07:50.220 Yeah.

00:07:50.860 Well, maybe they would.

00:07:51.860 If they had jobs. 1.00

00:07:52.660 Sweet fat cock. 1.00

00:07:53.580 It's really hard to like, then put it forth that extra effort to actually be good at things. 0.99

00:07:58.200 You know?

00:07:58.760 Well, I think. 1.00

00:07:59.100 You're like, you're like, I already got a big old dick. 0.99

00:08:01.240 Do I need to pay child support? 1.00

00:08:02.640 That is true.

00:08:03.220 Do I need to contribute to society? 1.00

00:08:05.160 What happens there is their, their dick is so big that, you know, there's, there has to be. 0.99

00:08:09.040 Do I need to respect the cop when he pulls me over? 1.00

00:08:11.120 Do I need to slowly pull my wallet out and show him my ID?

00:08:13.980 Nah.

00:08:14.120 Here, Toad, Toad, I got you.

00:08:15.160 I got you, Toad.

00:08:15.880 I got you, Toad.

00:08:15.900 I got you, Toad.

00:08:15.920 Toad, I got you to it.

00:08:16.300 So it rushes away from their brain. 1.00

00:08:17.820 So that's why black people have low IQ. 1.00

00:08:19.860 Cause their big dick is taking time. 1.00

00:08:20.540 This is what we're talking about. 1.00

00:08:21.140 Ding, ding, ding.

00:08:22.100 Figured it out. 0.97

00:08:22.600 We're talking about the, the dick to income ratio. 0.97

00:08:26.000 Okay. 0.99

00:08:26.300 What's your dick to income? 0.99

00:08:27.560 And I don't know how you'd measure it on, like on inches, like, or on, like, one through 0.99

00:08:33.200 10. 0.99

00:08:33.360 Is that called the dick come? 0.99

00:08:35.940 I'm like a 10 percenter. 1.00

00:08:38.820 Wait.

00:08:40.220 What?

00:08:41.100 How do we even?

00:08:41.740 Dick to income.

00:08:42.460 How are we calculated this?

00:08:43.980 I don't even know.

00:08:44.280 I don't know.

00:08:44.880 Don't ask questions. 1.00

00:08:46.000 Just give an answer, you fucking homie. 1.00

00:08:47.960 I don't know. 1.00

00:08:48.620 I'm trying to think this too. 0.99

00:08:50.740 Dick to, dick to income ratio, I mean, mine. 0.98

00:08:53.720 I feel like, I feel like Toad's like a, like a 0.5 percenter. 0.99

00:08:56.520 Yeah. 0.97

00:08:56.660 I feel like big dicks are going to be on the extremes of either end. 0.99

00:09:01.220 Oh, wait, wait, guys, guys, hold on a second. 0.99

00:09:03.600 I don't know if you've heard of this.

00:09:04.540 All right.

00:09:04.740 JC, what's up?

00:09:05.520 Hi, JC.

00:09:06.720 $10.

00:09:07.360 Can we spice it up next year with Boktober?

00:09:09.860 Are you guys aware of what the Bok saga is?

00:09:11.940 Oh, that's the jizz stuff, right?

00:09:12.580 No.

00:09:12.760 What the hell is Boktober?

00:09:13.780 That's where we all drink.

00:09:14.620 I assume he just, he just mistyped Boks.

00:09:17.340 No, it's Bok.

00:09:18.980 Bok. 0.76

00:09:19.540 Man, I'm going to show you a beer.

00:09:20.680 Like a beer?

00:09:22.000 Boktober?

00:09:22.580 Nope. 1.00

00:09:23.260 It's about some weird cult shit where they drink cum and suck each other 1.00

00:09:26.320 off. 1.00

00:09:26.700 Oh, I heard about this at a festival I went to. 0.99

00:09:29.940 They still drink cum, dude. 0.84

00:09:31.740 They get really, really, like, worked up about it, too. 0.96

00:09:34.200 Like, no, no, you guys don't get it. 0.92

00:09:35.340 Like, the cum makes you better. 0.99

00:09:36.740 So, like, it's not gay. 0.99

00:09:37.900 You're like, whoa, dude. 0.99

00:09:39.020 You're really trying to get me to drink some cum here. 0.98

00:09:40.800 I spent two weeks harassing one guy every day. 0.99

00:09:44.680 I'd get up and say, you remember?

00:09:46.900 I remember it, yeah. 1.00

00:09:48.000 And he could not, he couldn't stop referencing sucking his own dick. 1.00

00:09:52.120 I was like, it's so, he was like, you're a dick and what you're talking about is sacrilegious. 1.00

00:09:56.480 And I was like, you drink cum. 1.00

00:09:57.580 He goes, that's the nectar of the gods, bro. 0.99

00:10:00.280 You don't understand.

00:10:01.340 He starts posting memes about why.

00:10:03.040 And I'm like, it's incredible.

00:10:03.720 Oh my God, I drink my own nectar.

00:10:04.980 You just dump it down the toilet, don't you? 0.99

00:10:08.140 There was like a 48-hour period where my entire timeline was just top, quote, tweeting a guy, like, just totally pissed off that he was being challenged on the fact that he was drinking his own cum. 0.99

00:10:20.360 And I was like, this is unbelievable. 0.94

00:10:22.060 This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

00:10:23.580 This guy just kept tripling and quadrupling down. 1.00

00:10:25.560 I suck my own dick. 1.00

00:10:26.280 Of course I suck my own dick. 1.00

00:10:27.260 You don't suck your own dick? 1.00

00:10:28.040 What's wrong with you? 1.00

00:10:28.520 You know what? 1.00

00:10:29.340 I go viral for some dumb video that I post. 0.98

00:10:32.740 I mean, I should go viral for that. 0.99

00:10:34.160 What I made this guy do is fucking a masterpiece. 0.99

00:10:38.600 And people, you know, they want to see black people fighting video. 1.00

00:10:41.380 So fine.

00:10:42.120 I don't know how we make a Boktober, though.

00:10:45.240 What do we, like, con people into drinking their own cum somehow?

00:10:47.760 I don't even understand. 0.99

00:10:48.120 They got to submit a video of them drinking their own cum. 0.98

00:10:51.380 I can't go there. 0.99

00:10:52.700 That's what he said.

00:10:53.640 He said, if you don't drink the seed, you don't get the knowledge.

00:10:55.360 I swear I read that.

00:10:56.380 If you don't drink the seed, you don't get the knowledge is what he said.

00:10:59.700 And I quote, crazy.

00:11:01.860 Got to drink the seed, man. 0.99

00:11:03.200 So to answer JC's question, fuck no, we're not doing Boktober. 0.98

00:11:08.460 I mean, unless you can find some sort of fun angle that isn't overly discussed, I struggle to figure out what it is. 0.93

00:11:14.100 No, it's...

00:11:15.060 When in Rome. 0.95

00:11:17.340 No, our audience members are going to submit videos of them drinking their own cum, and then we have to determine who's the winner. 0.91

00:11:22.580 Let's try this.

00:11:23.980 Let's send videos of you.

00:11:25.800 Let's see if the demand is there.

00:11:27.360 Wait, wait.

00:11:27.740 Let's see if the demand is there for us.

00:11:29.340 Send them to Toad.

00:11:30.380 We'll see.

00:11:30.940 We'll see how it is.

00:11:32.040 Hold on.

00:11:32.760 Clint is okay. 1.00

00:11:34.100 He's okay with pulling up somebody's dick in a hot dog with mustard squirted over it. 1.00

00:11:39.120 Shout out Marshall Banana. 1.00

00:11:40.180 He couldn't make it, but he'll watch it.

00:11:42.640 In front of like a hundred people, you're fine with that. 0.99

00:11:46.260 But us in this setting here, watching another man just go and drink his own cum, no. 0.94

00:11:52.240 I don't see any conflict in that logic. 0.97

00:11:55.540 But it could be awesome, though.

00:11:56.520 I think you're wearing a smoking jacket and drinking out of a snifter.

00:12:01.040 You know what I mean?

00:12:02.220 Class up. 0.99

00:12:02.720 I think Toad wants to drink his own cum. 0.99

00:12:05.660 No, I just want to watch other dudes do it. 0.99

00:12:07.520 No, no, I don't think.

00:12:12.860 Man, we're early with the is it gay segment, but this is how it starts. 1.00

00:12:16.700 Can we take a moment to focus on what kind of a deal these patrons get?

00:12:22.040 What they get for the bang they get for their buck?

00:12:25.780 If you need to be here for the pre and the post shows.

00:12:30.400 We really ragged on them today.

00:12:32.720 You're missing out on high quality entertainment if you are not there.

00:12:35.280 It's cummabolism.

00:12:36.420 Cummabolism.

00:12:36.780 Literally.

00:12:37.420 Cummabolism is illegal, I might add. 0.98

00:12:39.700 Cummabolism is fucking great. 0.97

00:12:41.480 That's the name of the episode. 0.99

00:12:42.880 Title of the episode already.

00:12:45.260 Can somebody go back and say, like, clip every time Toad has said title of the episode?

00:12:50.480 I just think that would be awesome.

00:12:51.500 Like, a hundred times.

00:12:52.700 Title of the episode.

00:12:53.680 Every time he said Mark Vestibule, that would be cool.

00:12:58.640 It would be just like five minutes of him saying Mark Vestibule.

00:13:01.760 Mark Vestibule.

00:13:02.900 Or, yeah, if we can get an AI that just scrapes based off of a word search all of our database.

00:13:09.000 Like, just have him saying, circumcise over and over again because he says that every episode.

00:13:15.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:17.200 Oh, it's possible.

00:13:18.600 Foreskin.

00:13:21.040 Toad, you know that this is possible, right?

00:13:23.580 With Descript, you can literally do that.

00:13:25.040 Yeah, I know it's possible. 0.96

00:13:27.480 Or we could just get a nigger reel set up for him. 1.00

00:13:29.480 And just, like, not even just nigger, just all the most awful things he said. 0.98

00:13:32.980 Just on mine? 0.98

00:13:34.100 Oh, no.

00:13:34.660 Yeah.

00:13:35.000 All right, we're moving on.

00:13:35.920 We're not doing Boktober. 1.00

00:13:37.420 Stupid idea. 1.00

00:13:37.900 I like Boktober. 1.00

00:13:39.180 I like the idea.

00:13:40.460 No.

00:13:40.560 No.

00:13:40.640 I think if we could find a good way to judge it, like, the most creative way that they

00:13:45.420 do it.

00:13:45.500 How do we judge it?

00:13:46.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:46.880 You give me the parameters. 1.00

00:13:48.140 How the fuck do we judge who wins drinking their own cum, you sick fuck? 1.00

00:13:50.840 How do you judge an Olympic artistic performance? 1.00

00:13:55.720 How do you judge drinking your own cum? 0.98

00:13:58.800 Enjoy it because I am the hardest. 0.98

00:14:02.380 There's got a good way to judge it.

00:14:03.900 Maybe the fans will be able to tell us.

00:14:08.440 I don't know.

00:14:09.860 I kind of want to see this. 1.00

00:14:11.540 It's way better than looking at someone else's dick. 1.00

00:14:13.600 Something about that that's horrifying. 1.00

00:14:15.460 They're drinking cum. 0.99

00:14:16.260 It could be milk. 0.99

00:14:17.100 Who cares?

00:14:18.140 Yeah, well, I mean, I guess they could fake us out. 0.99

00:14:22.580 No, if they're going to do it, I want them to drink their own cum, so I don't want to 0.98

00:14:25.680 I know, but I'm saying maybe it's our job to judge if it's actually cum. 0.99

00:14:29.780 Is it their own cum also? 0.79

00:14:31.500 How would we know? 0.99

00:14:32.960 Yeah, come on, man. 1.00

00:14:33.680 I don't want to look at a guy's dick. 1.00

00:14:35.560 I just want to watch him drink his own semen. 1.00

00:14:38.320 Dude, a super edit of every syllable that Toad has ever overemphasized would be fucking 1.00

00:14:42.840 incredible. 0.52

00:14:43.500 Well, apparently, dude, I don't remember who it was, but somebody, some woman came up

00:14:49.020 to me.

00:14:49.280 If you made an AI listen to that, imagine, you take, how many hours of Tower Gang are

00:14:55.480 there from like, it's episode 203? 0.99

00:14:58.080 It's got to be fucking hours. 0.95

00:14:59.900 So, 400 hours? 0.99

00:15:01.160 Yeah, there's got to be hours. 0.99

00:15:02.720 Dude, you could scrape better off dead.

00:15:04.640 Imagine how much gold is in better off dead of me incorrectly emphasizing words. 0.97

00:15:08.700 I think if you put 400 hours of Toad and you asked an AI to isolate only the times that

00:15:15.000 he has over-accentuated a syllable, it would kill itself.

00:15:19.480 I think that that would, I mean, it would either drive the AI crazy.

00:15:23.160 Or it would create an entirely new language that only like the most severely autistic people 0.96

00:15:27.320 could understand. 0.98

00:15:28.340 Either way, it'd be fucking hilarious. 0.93

00:15:30.080 It's total ease. 0.90

00:15:32.900 Yeah, total ease.

00:15:34.960 This woman came up to me at Bro Grove and told me that the way that I emphasize words is

00:15:40.080 actually like a Selshore, Massachusetts thing. 0.99

00:15:44.780 Well, let me tell you, first off, this story's bullshit because a woman didn't come up to you. 0.99

00:15:49.340 Second off, no. 0.99

00:15:50.460 No, I know who he was talking about.

00:15:52.860 Was it an older woman, like dark hair? 0.97

00:15:54.860 Yeah.

00:15:55.460 Light eyes?

00:15:56.260 Did she let you breastfeed? 1.00

00:15:57.140 Yeah.

00:15:57.820 Did she let you breastfeed? 1.00

00:15:59.080 I wish.

00:16:01.000 Well, if she didn't, then she's not a real fan.

00:16:03.040 If you would have asked her, I think this specific woman would have let you breastfeed. 0.99

00:16:07.340 That's what I'm thinking.

00:16:08.120 Should have asked.

00:16:08.820 Actually, you should just ask like off-jump every time you-

00:16:12.760 That's what I do anyway.

00:16:14.320 I ask every woman.

00:16:15.320 Yeah, that's the first thing I ask any time I meet a woman. 1.00

00:16:18.020 I think I figured out why you're single now.

00:16:19.480 Anyways, we got mailbag or no?

00:16:21.960 That's what Boctober should be, by the way.

00:16:23.760 It should be me sampling women's breast milk instead. 0.98

00:16:26.620 Okay, mailbag. 1.00

00:16:27.360 Again, we don't have the audience for it yet, Toad, but that would be fucking dope. 0.99

00:16:32.020 Oh, all right. 0.98

00:16:33.740 Mark Vestibule says, if the abos had pharaohs, what abo treasure would we find in their tubes?

00:16:42.860 I mean, my first thought was-

00:16:43.760 Just a plastic bag so they could put fuel in it?

00:16:45.820 Like sandals made out of tires?

00:16:47.200 I was thinking like the sticks that they bang was the first thing that came to my mind

00:16:50.820 because they got to make music in the afterlife.

00:16:52.700 Something to do with fuel, though, would make sense for sure.

00:16:59.140 Rama, Rama.

00:16:59.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:00.520 Tell you the truth.

00:17:01.020 I don't know anything about abos.

00:17:03.400 I've made it my life choice to kind of deny that they exist.

00:17:08.260 When I see them, I'm racist towards them.

00:17:10.240 But there's something about it.

00:17:12.140 If I dug deeper into it-

00:17:12.700 I don't think I've ever seen one in person.

00:17:14.060 Have you?

00:17:14.840 No, what I'm saying is- 0.53

00:17:16.440 No, they're a hobbit. 0.99

00:17:17.020 You just don't see them.

00:17:17.920 I don't think they leave Australia.

00:17:20.380 It's-

00:17:20.860 I saw-

00:17:22.260 That's a good point.

00:17:23.760 Has there ever been-

00:17:25.280 In the chat, if anyone has ever seen an aboriginal outside of Australia, I would like

00:17:29.420 to know.

00:17:29.840 They don't allow them outside of Australia.

00:17:31.760 They keep them right there.

00:17:33.040 And we know they even exist.

00:17:34.540 When they die, I think what happens is their body gets embalmed in the patch.

00:17:39.940 Embalmed.

00:17:40.660 Why?

00:17:40.980 That's how it works.

00:17:41.760 See what he does?

00:17:42.780 Yeah.

00:17:43.060 Embalmed.

00:17:44.920 It's an embalming fluid for them.

00:17:46.740 I don't think they-

00:17:47.600 I think that they do exist.

00:17:48.920 It's either-

00:17:49.420 So Australia just doesn't let them leave.

00:17:51.860 I think that they like-

00:17:52.620 Is that true?

00:17:53.340 Because I just want to know.

00:17:54.380 Do they-

00:17:54.960 Has anyone ever seen one outside of Australia?

00:17:56.880 Because if they only exist in Australia, like a kangaroo, you know? 0.96

00:18:01.220 Like, is there-

00:18:02.180 Oh, are there cages with aboriginals? 1.00

00:18:04.280 Like zoos that keep-

00:18:05.360 Because you have-

00:18:05.960 I've seen kangaroos in a zoo.

00:18:07.620 I think they're literally-

00:18:08.780 They keep them in a zoo.

00:18:10.020 They don't realize it.

00:18:11.400 And the ones that get out, they like-

00:18:13.780 So here's why I don't want to look into it.

00:18:16.540 Elijah Schaefer.

00:18:17.880 Okay?

00:18:18.320 We were on his show and the night ended.

00:18:21.120 You had left already.

00:18:22.500 And the way you left was hilarious.

00:18:23.940 I'll tell that story.

00:18:24.600 But the way the night ended was Elijah was pissed drunk and he was talking about abos and how

00:18:31.760 much he hated them.

00:18:32.520 And I saw him spiral to the point where he started doing an aboriginal accent and wouldn't 1.00

00:18:37.960 stop.

00:18:39.060 And then his producer-

00:18:39.980 It must be real then.

00:18:40.580 No, his producer was like, we got to go.

00:18:42.440 And he just grabbed him.

00:18:43.540 He's like, you just got to go.

00:18:44.700 Like, you lost it. 1.00

00:18:45.560 I was like, what the fuck happened here? 0.99

00:18:47.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:47.940 I left like 60 seconds prior to that because I could feel it coming.

00:18:51.240 If they're abo zoos, do you think they have like Harambe incidents once in a while?

00:19:00.480 What was the Harambe incident?

00:19:01.920 I forget.

00:19:02.740 The kid went in there.

00:19:04.060 They shot Harambe.

00:19:04.260 You forget why we're all here?

00:19:05.840 Are you serious?

00:19:06.700 Yeah.

00:19:07.600 This is our origin story, Clay.

00:19:09.640 Did they shoot Harambe?

00:19:11.100 Was there a video of it?

00:19:12.160 I don't-

00:19:12.640 Yeah, they shot him.

00:19:13.480 They shot him in cold blood. 1.00

00:19:14.360 Yeah, so this stupid black mother was not watching her children. 1.00

00:19:18.820 Oh, it was a black kid? 1.00

00:19:20.040 Yeah. 0.98

00:19:20.360 Well, we should just let Harambe eat it. 0.92

00:19:22.860 Well, this is why the gorilla thought that the kid was one of its children.

00:19:29.540 Honestly, the gorilla would have taken better care of that child than the mother.

00:19:33.520 Statistically.

00:19:34.420 Yeah.

00:19:34.940 Yeah, so the gorilla was going up, treating the little boy like its kid.

00:19:39.980 And then the people at the zoo were like, nope, this isn't happening.

00:19:42.580 This is dangerous. 1.00

00:19:43.500 Shoot the gorilla dead. 1.00

00:19:44.680 And the mother wasn't held accountable. 1.00

00:19:46.160 Hold on.

00:19:46.820 Hold on a second. 1.00

00:19:47.520 She's an idiot. 1.00

00:19:48.300 Time out. 1.00

00:19:48.680 I was listening to the show last week because now I said something.

00:19:51.040 Now I'm pissed off again.

00:19:52.360 I said, statistically, last week, we brought up statistics, right?

00:19:57.660 Percentage.

00:19:58.240 Yeah, around numbers, right?

00:19:59.260 Usually we're down.

00:20:00.220 Whole big numbers.

00:20:01.820 I was right.

00:20:03.340 I mean, listen to it.

00:20:04.500 It makes more sense to look at raw data of votes as opposed to looking at it from a perspective

00:20:09.020 of percentage, which makes it a more easy to remember to conceptualize quickly in passing.

00:20:14.800 All right, wait up.

00:20:15.380 Forget about Harambe. 1.00

00:20:16.360 We're talking about fucking percentages. 1.00

00:20:17.600 Look at his ass. 1.00

00:20:18.880 Instead, we're going to go, nope, we got 3,472,562. 1.00

00:20:22.960 Hold on. 0.99

00:20:23.360 Shut up, Jose. 1.00

00:20:25.420 Shut up, Jose. 1.00

00:20:26.520 Because Jose and Cole were on the same page with this. 0.99

00:20:30.740 And I was like, Jose's kind of smart.

00:20:31.840 So I was like, maybe.

00:20:32.840 But then if you say it with confidence and people think you're smart, you get away with

00:20:35.700 a lot.

00:20:38.080 Clint.

00:20:38.940 That's true.

00:20:39.400 I say nothing.

00:20:40.060 Am I wrong here? 0.98

00:20:41.000 People think I'm dumb. 0.97

00:20:42.180 I still don't know. 0.97

00:20:42.820 I think you guys were just talking past each other.

00:20:44.440 I think you were making different points.

00:20:45.580 But go ahead.

00:20:45.920 It was like 0.4% of the vote is a big difference when you're counting and you don't know how

00:20:53.580 many votes there are.

00:20:54.780 And the discrepancy from the last time was like a discrepancy of 30 million.

00:20:58.320 So 0.4% could be off by like 200,000, maybe more.

00:21:02.780 And that's like, I was trying to get like real numbers.

00:21:05.600 I'm a flat.

00:21:06.400 I'm a flat number.

00:21:07.180 If you're getting into the minutia, if you're getting into the minutia, like down to the

00:21:11.920 nitty gritty.

00:21:12.560 Yeah, I guess it'd probably be better to look at.

00:21:14.220 Yeah, we were getting into the minutia.

00:21:15.680 He asked us a specific question.

00:21:16.920 I think the point you were making was that like, okay, 0.4% of 150 million votes is actually

00:21:22.880 very significant.

00:21:24.340 Let's talk about whole numbers.

00:21:25.740 So we actually have like a better frame of reference.

00:21:27.500 Let me tell you this way.

00:21:28.240 Okay.

00:21:28.460 When the Holocaust ended, now this will get us banned. 0.99

00:21:31.040 Oh.

00:21:32.300 270,000 was a realistic number that they were at.

00:21:35.440 Okay.

00:21:35.660 Yeah.

00:21:36.000 And then they got carried away with that.

00:21:36.560 It ended with 6 million.

00:21:38.140 Okay.

00:21:38.580 And now probably more. 1.00

00:21:39.640 If I said 4% of the Holocaust victims were full of shit. 1.00

00:21:44.360 And then you said, well, 4% of 270,000 is way different than 6 million. 1.00

00:21:49.060 And you see how that's changed?

00:21:50.560 So there's like a.

00:21:51.120 I feel like you didn't need to use that analogy.

00:21:53.360 Yeah.

00:21:53.980 I just don't understand why they.

00:21:55.900 Like, why do they keep increasing?

00:21:58.240 Why do they keep increasing the numbers though?

00:22:00.300 You're like, I don't think they're understanding the point I'm making.

00:22:02.200 Let me put it in Holocaust denial terms. 0.57

00:22:04.240 And then I think they'll understand.

00:22:06.140 Why do they keep Jews? 1.00

00:22:07.040 Jews, Jews, Jews. 1.00

00:22:07.620 Hates the Jews. 1.00

00:22:08.580 Jews just. 0.99

00:22:09.800 It's been a while since we've talked about the Jews.

00:22:12.060 It just makes the Nazis seem way more awesome the more the number increases. 0.96

00:22:16.060 Nope.

00:22:16.520 See, that's bannable.

00:22:18.400 Oh.

00:22:18.800 It doesn't make the Nazis seem more. 0.90

00:22:21.440 This is bannable.

00:22:22.520 It doesn't make them seem more, like, effective. 0.98

00:22:25.140 It makes the Jews seem weaker, like, less, more readily killable. 0.97

00:22:30.600 More assumable. 0.76

00:22:35.820 We're going to have to delete this episode, like, ASAP.

00:22:39.560 More of a sadistic and less of a human.

00:22:41.220 Is that what you're saying?

00:22:42.840 I feel like we ought to just be able to say before we start on one of these rants,

00:22:48.420 Hey, YouTube, this is all a joke.

00:22:50.780 Relax.

00:22:51.460 And, like, whatever we say after that ought to be allowed.

00:22:54.020 I don't.

00:22:54.480 Hey, YouTube.

00:22:55.140 This is all a joke.

00:22:56.180 And then you talk about how you're going to, like, I'm not even going to say it. 1.00

00:22:58.560 Fuck that. 1.00

00:22:59.280 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:22:59.780 But, like, honestly, isn't that how it ought to work?

00:23:02.820 Yeah, the AI could just figure it out.

00:23:04.200 Oh, they said the line.

00:23:05.260 This is all a joke.

00:23:06.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:08.420 Preface everything with this is all a joke.

00:23:10.360 No need to listen to this.

00:23:11.400 No need to forward this to the government.

00:23:12.940 It's fine, dude.

00:23:13.420 You want to own YouTube now.

00:23:14.600 We're all good.

00:23:16.020 All right.

00:23:16.160 Does he own you?

00:23:17.120 Where are you hearing this from?

00:23:17.980 I don't know.

00:23:18.360 All right.

00:23:19.900 What's the next mailbag here?

00:23:23.000 All right. 0.97

00:23:23.160 We're going to fucking read the next mailbag. 0.99

00:23:24.820 Next mailbag is Max. 1.00

00:23:26.740 Instead of deporting the illegal immigrants, you could deport, if instead of deporting the 0.99

00:23:31.420 illegal immigrants, you could deport smoke detector collectors instead, would you take 1.00

00:23:35.560 the trade? 0.99

00:23:36.120 I don't think black people collect smoke detectors.

00:23:39.860 We've answered similar questions to this before. 0.75

00:23:41.900 It's basically, who would you rather live with, like, all the illegal immigrants or the 1.00

00:23:46.060 blacks? 0.99

00:23:47.340 A lot of illegal immigrants are black, though. 0.99

00:23:49.880 You know what would be a great cartoon? 0.99

00:23:50.980 If you had a...

00:23:52.380 What's it called where you take an inanimate object and you make it human?

00:23:57.600 Anthropomorphize.

00:23:58.040 Yeah.

00:23:58.380 If we could anthropomorphize into cartoon form a smoke detector. 0.84

00:24:02.280 Are you going to say anthropomorphize black people? 0.89

00:24:06.220 That would be racist. 0.98

00:24:08.200 Super bandage.

00:24:08.940 What I'm about to say isn't racist, so this is totally different.

00:24:11.860 But if we could anthropomorphize a smoke detector, have it, like, being birthed from its mother

00:24:16.120 and then, like, having, like, twin smoke detectors that are born and then they're split up at birth

00:24:22.080 and one goes to a white family and then it gets, you know, its battery recharged once a year

00:24:25.780 and then the black family gets the other one and we just...

00:24:28.480 That would be a fun story.

00:24:29.900 Oh. 0.99

00:24:30.580 That's what's going on with the blacks because their child is, like, the smoke detector 1.00

00:24:33.780 and they just ignore it. 0.99

00:24:35.820 Yeah.

00:24:36.440 It's actually exactly the same.

00:24:39.020 Is this me or is this Toad in a weird mindset today?

00:24:41.960 He's in a weird headspace all the time.

00:24:43.580 It's just you noticing it.

00:24:45.560 I feel...

00:24:46.440 Regular?

00:24:48.100 He looks worse.

00:24:49.020 Like, he looked better when he had the no beard or, like, a full beard.

00:24:53.540 He looks unwell.

00:24:54.280 Yeah. 0.93

00:24:54.780 Now you look, like, lesbian-ish. 0.99

00:24:55.820 I thought that when I looked at myself.

00:24:57.500 I'm like, why is my face all red?

00:24:59.100 I don't know what's going on.

00:24:59.960 Yeah, Toad, you're aging exponentially.

00:25:01.500 I'm concerned about that.

00:25:02.600 I've had no sleep, so that's part of the issue.

00:25:05.200 Oh, that'll do it.

00:25:06.280 You haven't been...

00:25:06.800 When's the last time you slept?

00:25:09.100 I mean, it was last night, but barely.

00:25:11.300 Like, maybe two hours at most.

00:25:14.260 It was before then. 0.55

00:25:15.900 I don't know when it was, but you stayed up something retarded, like, for, like, 1.00

00:25:18.880 72 hours for the election or something.

00:25:20.200 Yeah, it was the...

00:25:21.740 Because you were, like, I guess part of, like, commentating in a really serious, important,

00:25:25.520 you know, show or something.

00:25:26.920 I don't know.

00:25:27.220 That's right.

00:25:27.580 Some important reason for you to stay up.

00:25:28.780 The Human Reaction Podcast.

00:25:30.340 I was on the end of their election stream.

00:25:31.860 Shout out to the Human Reaction Podcast.

00:25:34.160 I hope you see a book from this.

00:25:35.260 Well, that's, like, three hours of it.

00:25:35.840 Two weeks in a row.

00:25:37.240 They're really getting hooked up.

00:25:39.740 By the way, real quick, back to the question.

00:25:42.540 I would actually go with the black people on that, because I think even statistically speaking,

00:25:46.060 the Haitians and...

00:25:46.880 Oh, yeah, we've got to answer that question.

00:25:48.460 We've got $50 Meat Cavern.

00:25:50.240 $50 Super Chat.

00:25:51.440 Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

00:25:52.440 You must be rich, man.

00:25:53.720 Thank you.

00:25:53.860 Hell yeah, dude.

00:25:54.380 Never mentioned Better Off Dead again on Tower Gang and Uke, Rage Against the Machine, Township

00:25:58.820 Rebellion.

00:25:59.860 I think that's a... 0.84

00:26:00.680 How about either of those are reasonable ass to be honest? 0.87

00:26:03.160 Oh, for 50 bucks? 0.98

00:26:04.220 No. 1.00

00:26:04.680 I will kick you off the show if you fucking mention Better Off Dead again. 0.99

00:26:07.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:09.220 Better Off Dead no longer exists.

00:26:11.260 You're no longer allowed to stream it to the YouTube channel.

00:26:14.560 As far as I'm concerned, if he sends us 50 bucks every week,

00:26:18.180 you're no longer allowed to even do the show.

00:26:20.600 There's no way I could do that Rage cover, man.

00:26:22.880 You think that translates to Uke?

00:26:24.260 You've got to be out of your mind.

00:26:26.200 You literally did Korn.

00:26:27.600 You did Baby Got Back.

00:26:28.900 I know.

00:26:30.060 You could do anything. 0.99

00:26:31.220 You're so fucking multi-talented. 0.99

00:26:34.940 You're my special boy, Toad. 0.98

00:26:37.820 So I wanted to ask you guys, okay, here they are.

00:26:40.180 The Human Reaction Podcast, because now I'm kind of stuck on this.

00:26:43.000 Well, Top gets into that.

00:26:44.560 Let me just let the audience know.

00:26:46.520 Cole's child was bitten by his dog.

00:26:48.820 This is not a joke, apparently.

00:26:50.020 And he will hopefully be here soon.

00:26:51.900 That's it.

00:26:52.880 Go ahead, Top.

00:26:54.440 I'm trying to...

00:26:55.180 Here we go.

00:26:55.800 All right, we found it.

00:26:56.560 Jesus Christ, seven-hour stream? 1.00

00:26:58.300 Fuck me. 1.00

00:26:59.040 Yeah, I was on three hours of it. 1.00

00:27:00.660 I was losing gas by the end of it.

00:27:02.920 I was way more hilarious.

00:27:03.700 Are these the guys?

00:27:05.220 These are the guys, Toad?

00:27:06.080 Did the entire seven?

00:27:07.400 Yeah, no, I was on for three hours of it. 1.00

00:27:09.440 Oh, that's not so bad, you big fucking bitch. 1.00

00:27:13.420 Well, it was the last three hours of it. 1.00

00:27:15.460 Yeah, those are the guys.

00:27:15.800 How many views does it have?

00:27:17.700 Yeah.

00:27:18.360 A hundred.

00:27:19.500 You have five views on this one.

00:27:21.280 You're doing better on...

00:27:21.940 It's not too bad for...

00:27:23.140 No, it's got 1,200.

00:27:23.780 No, this one here.

00:27:25.960 You have five views, 125.

00:27:28.480 Oof.

00:27:29.520 Yeah, dude.

00:27:30.480 They're doing better off dead numbers over here.

00:27:32.480 I don't understand it.

00:27:33.480 I think they're kind of somewhat new-ish.

00:27:35.440 They just started off from the jump with...

00:27:36.920 Is this a boring show? 1.00

00:27:38.340 Is this a fucking boring show? 0.99

00:27:40.180 It's not a show I don't know. 0.99

00:27:40.840 It's actually well-produced.

00:27:42.280 But it's nice.

00:27:42.480 Well-produced.

00:27:42.920 Is it boring?

00:27:43.860 I did not ask if it was well-produced.

00:27:45.540 I've only been on it once, so I thought the episode...

00:27:48.140 It's not a show I would want to watch regularly, to be frank, but it's...

00:27:51.120 I don't know.

00:27:51.460 I think, like, a lot of people would enjoy it, probably.

00:27:54.440 What are they talking...

00:27:55.140 Do they only talk about Misesi and economics?

00:27:57.320 Yeah, kind of. 1.00

00:27:58.260 Fucking kill me. 0.99

00:27:59.680 On mine, they were talking about the election, though, and I was making jokes and shit, so... 1.00

00:28:04.120 It just kind of felt like a hangout. 0.83

00:28:05.380 I mean, the name of the show is based off of Mises, so...

00:28:08.240 Yeah.

00:28:08.760 Yeah.

00:28:09.100 I know.

00:28:09.420 Thank you.

00:28:10.240 I just can't imagine...

00:28:11.440 Human's Act.

00:28:11.940 I don't know if you remember that about Mises.

00:28:14.200 Yeah, I remember that. 0.98

00:28:15.220 I have the book over here with a fucking waste of money. 0.99

00:28:18.720 Never even fucking read it. 1.00

00:28:20.860 I can't believe you... 0.99

00:28:21.520 I flipped through it.

00:28:22.920 You bought a book by a Jewish guy.

00:28:24.800 Unbelievable.

00:28:25.660 That was before.

00:28:26.820 That was in the before.

00:28:27.520 I can't believe I bought these books for these people I used to believe in that I never read.

00:28:33.980 I feel so betrayed.

00:28:36.080 I never read Human Action, either. 0.99

00:28:37.540 I just, like, put it up against my dick briefly. 0.99

00:28:39.580 There's a book that... 0.99

00:28:40.660 Yeah, everything that I casually believed in is undrew.

00:28:44.020 Yeah, you know what?

00:28:46.580 I have now casually looked at other books and decided that everything I used to believe was wrong.

00:28:51.020 I have a new set of books that I haven't read that now I believe are correct.

00:28:56.760 I'm going to buy a Quran and place it in Top's house, and he's going to be Muslim in a year. 1.00

00:29:02.500 Let me ask you something.

00:29:03.520 No, no.

00:29:04.000 Because you're...

00:29:05.280 All right. 1.00

00:29:05.980 You guys like to talk shit about fucking Nephilim Deskway. 1.00

00:29:09.900 Oh, no, no conspiracy. 1.00

00:29:10.980 No conspiracies.

00:29:11.860 Oh, you guys don't read books and stuff.

00:29:15.260 Congress just met to talk about aliens again.

00:29:18.300 Did you guys see that?

00:29:19.200 Yeah, well...

00:29:19.800 I saw, like, a clip.

00:29:20.760 It's so fake.

00:29:21.240 I missed out on that one.

00:29:22.520 It's so fake!

00:29:23.940 It's literally all of Congress talking about...

00:29:26.680 Oh, guys, aliens!

00:29:27.740 It's so fake! 1.00

00:29:30.960 Fucking retard. 1.00

00:29:32.200 Where do you put this on the world stage? 1.00

00:29:34.760 Because you're worried about Trump's cabinet picks, and they're like, we're talking about aliens over here.

00:29:40.840 They said... 0.99

00:29:41.460 The fucking guy said something like, we don't know if this is from, like, another thing that we don't know about or a foreign country, but it's probably not a foreign country. 0.99

00:29:49.060 And they're like, you guys need to tell us the truth. 1.00

00:29:50.640 What the fuck? 0.99

00:29:51.280 I mean, my instinct is that it's Project Bluebeam, and they're just preparing to probably oust Trump and declare, I don't know, martial law to deal with the alien invasion. 1.00

00:30:02.380 That's not real.

00:30:03.420 Like, that's my gut instinct, but I don't know.

00:30:06.360 And then we got Mr. CIA, them being like, I'm not saying they're Nephilim, but they could be Nephilim.

00:30:13.140 And then we got people like Top being like, see? Totally fucking Nephilim. 0.99

00:30:17.740 I don't believe in aliens anymore because of this. 0.99

00:30:20.860 The new head of the CIA is for real, like, the disclosure guy.

00:30:25.460 No, no, no.

00:30:26.080 But he's also involved in these disclosures, which makes me very skeptical.

00:30:29.940 Wait, the new head of the CIA is the new head of the CIA?

00:30:34.140 I tweeted his name out.

00:30:35.400 I forget. 1.00

00:30:36.200 Fuck. 1.00

00:30:36.620 I thought it was that street shitter. 1.00

00:30:37.980 You see Kid Rock or something, I think? 0.55

00:30:38.940 Kid Rock.

00:30:40.180 Kid Rock is the head of the CIA. 0.99

00:30:43.000 How fucking base would that be, dude? 0.99

00:30:45.260 We'd be fucking fucking up South America again. 0.99

00:30:48.460 Ratcliffe. 0.99

00:30:50.300 Ratcliffe. 0.99

00:30:51.020 I don't fucking know that guy. 0.99

00:30:52.060 And it's R-A-T. 0.99

00:30:53.280 It's not Radcliffe.

00:30:54.360 It's Ratcliffe.

00:30:55.360 That's way worse.

00:30:56.680 Jews, Jews, Jews. 1.00

00:30:57.720 Hates the Jew. 1.00

00:30:58.880 He's a Jew? 1.00

00:30:59.380 Yeah, dude.

00:30:59.940 His name tells you right off the bat that he's a Jew.

00:31:02.720 Yeah.

00:31:03.520 I haven't the slightest.

00:31:04.580 Okay, Radcliffe.

00:31:05.260 Okay, so why do you think he's, what's up with Radcliffe? 0.98

00:31:07.940 He's a crazy person, too? 0.79

00:31:09.580 He's got Radcliffe. 1.00

00:31:10.040 No, I just, I read something earlier about how he's also involved in the UAP disclosure shit. 1.00

00:31:17.100 He's a fucking Nephilim. 0.99

00:31:18.060 Okay, so he's involved with it. 1.00

00:31:19.440 Dude, it's going to get weird. 0.99

00:31:20.860 I think shit's about to get real weird. 0.98

00:31:23.380 All right. 0.99

00:31:23.780 Well, maybe.

00:31:25.000 I just think we need a ridicule.

00:31:26.600 Like, I don't know. 1.00

00:31:27.340 It's just so dumb. 1.00

00:31:27.880 They locked us in our houses for over a year based off a fucking airborne pathogen that 1.00

00:31:31.700 they created that didn't even kill anybody except the elderly. 0.99

00:31:34.500 Like, can it get weirder?

00:31:36.160 Yeah, when they come out in their hollowed holes of power and go, there's aliens. 1.00

00:31:40.740 People need to go, fuck off, faggots. 1.00

00:31:43.320 All right, so you know what's funny? 1.00

00:31:44.400 For the last, like, fucking 40 episodes, I was like, we're good. 0.84

00:31:48.080 We haven't really violated Term of the Service, but for sure we did right there. 0.88

00:31:51.100 And did you see the difference?

00:31:52.160 Yeah.

00:31:52.440 Yeah, but, like, that's where it went completely wrong.

00:31:55.520 We're talking about a fake alien invasion.

00:31:56.360 Oh, because we tied in politics.

00:31:57.680 Well, you did it.

00:31:58.400 Yes. 1.00

00:31:59.160 You brought up the fucking congressional hearings. 0.99

00:32:00.500 I know they're saying aliens aren't real over there. 1.00

00:32:01.340 No, I don't care.

00:32:02.140 I don't care.

00:32:02.780 Get banned.

00:32:03.520 Again, is this what the people want?

00:32:05.940 Do we care what the people want?

00:32:07.680 No, we never have. 1.00

00:32:09.300 Yeah, we're fucked, dude. 0.99

00:32:10.140 When we say that the alien invasion that they're going to fake in the future is fake, we're 1.00

00:32:14.660 fucked. 1.00

00:32:15.260 It's an alien invasion. 1.00

00:32:16.400 The alien invasion they're going to fake is fake.

00:32:18.460 Future alien invasion denial. 1.00

00:32:20.120 No, they did shit like that. 1.00

00:32:23.760 They retroactively struck people for health misinformation based off of, like, predictions 0.99

00:32:28.720 of COVID happening.

00:32:30.000 It's like, your video got flagged for alien denialism.

00:32:32.860 How do you plead? 1.00

00:32:33.760 Like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:32:34.560 Yeah, I said they weren't real. 1.00

00:32:35.840 I mean, you're right.

00:32:36.760 We denied it.

00:32:37.760 Yeah.

00:32:38.400 So, guilty of charge here, Hunter.

00:32:40.720 Like, I thought they were real until you told me I was right.

00:32:44.460 Did we answer the last question?

00:32:45.800 I don't know the last question.

00:32:46.800 I don't think we did.

00:32:47.120 I don't know the last question.

00:32:47.580 It was black people or immigrants, basically. 0.87

00:32:50.360 And I would actually go, I would actually pick the black people because the immigrants 1.00

00:32:55.020 are coming from a way lower fucking economic class and they're actually generally way worse. 1.00

00:33:02.100 You have clearly not met a black person. 0.99

00:33:04.500 No, Jose is correct because in deporting the illegal, some of those are some of the worst 0.99

00:33:08.100 black people. 0.99

00:33:08.760 So, you get all those guys out of here. 0.99

00:33:11.020 The black people that you keep are at least, like, Americanized. 0.99

00:33:13.340 I mean, it depends entirely on the immigrant. 0.99

00:33:16.840 I mean, if it's Cubans, then ship all the blacks out. 1.00

00:33:19.860 We're just talking raw numbers, immigrants. 0.99

00:33:21.360 That's true.

00:33:21.860 We're talking some sort of specific demographic.

00:33:24.060 If it's a bunch of, like, hot Ukrainian women, then I don't want to get rid of them. 1.00

00:33:27.720 Yeah.

00:33:27.940 If it's Ukrainian women and Cuban men, send them in. 1.00

00:33:31.820 Get rid of these blacks. 1.00

00:33:33.080 Good question here. 1.00

00:33:34.000 Which has the highest rate or possible rate of assimilation?

00:33:40.640 And I'd say the immigrants every time. 1.00

00:33:42.640 Black people are here this entire time. 0.99

00:33:44.120 They don't assimilate. 0.99

00:33:45.460 They don't miss.

00:33:46.160 It depends on a lot.

00:33:48.340 They don't assimilate or evolve.

00:33:49.840 It's crazy.

00:33:50.480 Yeah.

00:33:50.840 That is a good point.

00:33:53.540 No, it's not.

00:33:55.280 Don't say that.

00:33:57.400 You're supposed to laugh at it, not agree with it.

00:33:59.800 But it's true, though.

00:34:00.680 Whenever you walk into one of their areas, it's like Joe Rogan said. 0.99

00:34:07.040 It's like walking into fucking Africa, dude. 0.99

00:34:09.020 It's like walking into a jungle. 1.00

00:34:11.020 Dude, that's literally the clip that Joe Rogan had to apologize for.

00:34:14.600 I will not apologize, ever.

00:34:16.340 No, I know you won't.

00:34:17.200 It's because it's true. 0.72

00:34:18.840 I think that's what the show's about, right?

00:34:20.640 The show's about saying hard truth.

00:34:22.720 It's not that hard to say it.

00:34:24.340 Everybody's thinking it.

00:34:25.200 How come?

00:34:25.380 Oh, it was very easy.

00:34:27.120 Yeah, it was very easy.

00:34:28.140 You're growing up in a biracial jungle? 1.00

00:34:30.560 Like, come on.

00:34:32.980 Surprisingly easy.

00:34:33.980 Like, why isn't everybody saying it?

00:34:36.160 That's why I'm confused.

00:34:37.900 Yeah.

00:34:38.440 Can you imagine being one of those people who can't, like, tell the actual truth?

00:34:42.880 Like, you believe this thing, but you just can't say it?

00:34:45.280 That's crazy.

00:34:45.740 That's every liberal in America.

00:34:47.620 I lied to the people.

00:34:48.660 I lied to everybody.

00:34:49.640 And it was easy.

00:34:50.520 How many people about that from Toad just felt like some sort of weird tell?

00:34:56.060 Like, I'm lying to all of them, but I'm going to say it this way.

00:34:59.260 It's like a meta thing.

00:35:00.820 No, you're just high.

00:35:01.420 They came out weird to me.

00:35:02.280 No, I don't know.

00:35:03.520 The way he emphasized that, some of that just freaked me out a little bit.

00:35:06.400 Toad doesn't lie to us.

00:35:07.560 He tells us complete truth.

00:35:08.360 I think all he does is lie.

00:35:09.940 I do, too. 1.00

00:35:10.920 I think you guys are assholes. 1.00

00:35:12.620 I think he's... 1.00

00:35:13.620 I think he's some sort of weird fed.

00:35:15.960 Top has decided to be a contrarian and believe all of Toad's lies, and that's fine.

00:35:19.400 I don't care.

00:35:20.160 You can believe them.

00:35:21.400 No, I'm not being contrarian.

00:35:23.300 I think that Toad is completely legitimate in everything he says.

00:35:27.260 I think he's brain damaged, and he may believe his own lies, but that doesn't make them true.

00:35:31.060 I'm genuinely a little bit concerned he might be some sort of MKUltra puppet or something.

00:35:36.040 That's kind of where I'm at with the reality of Toad.

00:35:37.600 I feel the same way about you.

00:35:40.520 Yeah, I feel like swole, baby.

00:35:43.220 Do we all think that we're all feds?

00:35:44.320 I wish you would.

00:35:45.380 Yeah.

00:35:45.680 I got to try.

00:35:47.420 Top's the only one I'm confident isn't a fed. 0.93

00:35:49.060 I don't think Cole's a fed.

00:35:50.040 There's no way he's a fed. 0.98

00:35:51.000 That would be the most, like, Kaiser Sose bullshit at the end if we're like... 0.96

00:35:54.120 That's why I might be. 0.98

00:35:54.780 ...Kole all along.

00:35:57.180 That's why he might be a fed.

00:35:58.640 Yeah.

00:35:58.940 Like, I don't think that Toad's a fed, but I think that, like, he'll probably get caught 0.93

00:36:02.760 with, like, kiddie porn and then flipped to rat on us at some point. 0.97

00:36:06.140 100%. 0.89

00:36:06.360 If it hasn't happened already.

00:36:07.800 He's got that kind of face, right?

00:36:10.100 I mean, look at the beanie.

00:36:12.100 If you saw this...

00:36:12.600 He's already looking for a cover story.

00:36:14.400 He's like, I didn't rat you out.

00:36:15.660 I have autism.

00:36:16.340 Please be patient.

00:36:16.880 This picture says, man with autism caught with CP.

00:36:20.920 And it's just that picture you go, yeah.

00:36:23.060 This is totally the face of somebody the fed's talking to doing some sort of illegal act.

00:36:27.100 I mean, he just looks like the guy that, like, goes to a gun range and he's like, hey, where

00:36:31.080 can I get C4? 1.00

00:36:32.000 And you're like, dude, what the fuck? 0.99

00:36:34.120 He looks like the kind of guy that goes... 1.00

00:36:34.880 Wait, I don't have that there?

00:36:35.460 He goes to a gun range and doesn't know how to shoot the guns.

00:36:39.440 We literally have video of him doing that.

00:36:42.820 So...

00:36:43.260 That's just how I shoot.

00:36:44.220 That's my... 0.99

00:36:44.520 He's like, I've been in a militia for fucking, you know, 10 years. 0.99

00:36:48.740 And you're like, no. 0.99

00:36:49.480 No, you haven't.

00:36:50.520 All right.

00:36:50.760 We got another question?

00:36:51.680 Next question.

00:36:53.280 We do.

00:36:54.740 A pistol arrow.

00:36:56.040 Question mainly for Tom.

00:36:57.440 Can you delete the old mailbags from Telegram?

00:37:00.020 We've asked you so many times.

00:37:03.780 Please address this problem.

00:37:06.080 And the last one is...

00:37:07.040 I want bottom bunk. 1.00

00:37:09.380 Gret Bunga.

00:37:10.640 Yeah.

00:37:10.800 What position should Clint receive in Trump's cabinet?

00:37:12.720 You want bottom bunk?

00:37:14.260 What?

00:37:15.080 Yeah.

00:37:16.080 What position?

00:37:17.140 I assume it's like a camp.

00:37:19.260 Like a fat camp.

00:37:21.240 What position would you put Clint in?

00:37:24.040 I mean, the serious answer is, like, head of the treasury or something.

00:37:28.040 The Department of Cozy.

00:37:30.020 Yeah, dude.

00:37:30.880 We should create...

00:37:31.540 Yeah, I mean, we're just creating new departments. 0.98

00:37:33.680 Dude, I'm the fucking... 0.97

00:37:34.920 I'm the head of the doc. 1.00

00:37:36.280 Department of Cozy.

00:37:37.360 He's the head of doc. 0.99

00:37:38.900 That's actually fucking... 1.00

00:37:39.820 That's dope. 0.99

00:37:40.480 Department of Cozy.

00:37:41.260 I like that.

00:37:41.800 That might be a...

00:37:42.720 That might be a T-shirt. 1.00

00:37:44.340 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00

00:37:46.320 Make America cozy again. 1.00

00:37:48.240 Yeah, he's Macca.

00:37:49.440 Dude.

00:37:49.980 Hell yeah.

00:37:50.860 These things are not mapping enough.

00:37:52.980 You guys...

00:37:53.960 We got Macca.

00:37:55.060 We got Maha.

00:37:55.880 We got Macca.

00:37:56.880 Dude.

00:37:57.480 And the perfect, like, emblem of that is Toad.

00:37:59.920 Dude, in his, like, suede.

00:38:01.080 You know that one he has in his, like, robe?

00:38:03.440 Yeah.

00:38:03.620 And he's got, like, the...

00:38:04.620 I got multiple smoking jackets.

00:38:05.880 I think that's the breast milk connoisseur shirt.

00:38:08.580 Yeah.

00:38:09.000 Some silk PJs.

00:38:09.940 Dude, yeah.

00:38:10.400 I need...

00:38:11.120 Because I stopped drinking.

00:38:12.120 So in those pictures, I'm drinking, like, scotch and stuff.

00:38:14.680 But I need to switch over to breast milk.

00:38:17.020 That's what I do.

00:38:17.240 I still think you should go back to alcohol.

00:38:18.960 But, you know, just me.

00:38:19.840 I just wrote it down.

00:38:20.760 Make America cozy again.

00:38:21.840 I think he'd die if he kept drinking.

00:38:24.000 Was I a better person?

00:38:25.860 Yeah.

00:38:26.180 Oh, for sure.

00:38:27.140 I was watching threesomes and, like, getting tossed out of bars.

00:38:30.480 And I don't know.

00:38:31.620 Yeah.

00:38:31.880 I was helping the homeless.

00:38:33.080 I don't want to be that guy.

00:38:34.820 He said not.

00:38:35.160 Raven, if you're out there, SOS, we would...

00:38:37.680 Just throw it out there.

00:38:39.360 You can join us.

00:38:39.780 What do you mean?

00:38:40.180 It's fine.

00:38:41.000 Everything's going fine, guys.

00:38:42.460 It's been great.

00:38:42.980 You're panicking.

00:38:43.460 I miss Cole.

00:38:44.440 I miss Cole.

00:38:44.880 You're panicking because you're hot.

00:38:45.760 I need some, like, weird energy.

00:38:46.380 Calm down.

00:38:46.900 Relax.

00:38:47.360 Take a breath.

00:38:47.680 Whoa.

00:38:48.100 Whoa.

00:38:48.560 Whoa.

00:38:48.780 Whoa.

00:38:50.660 All right.

00:38:51.440 Tyler, I know you got some videos. 0.98

00:38:53.720 Fucking hilarious videos. 0.98

00:38:54.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:54.920 It's weird.

00:38:55.560 I feel like...

00:38:56.260 When you get a chance, I'd appreciate it.

00:38:57.520 I feel like we're, like, trying to take care of these two. 0.98

00:39:00.720 Toad was having a fucking spaz attack before the show for whatever reason. 0.98

00:39:04.600 And now Jose's panicking. 0.99

00:39:06.280 What's going on?

00:39:07.480 Oh, I'm fine.

00:39:08.500 Dude, our entire...

00:39:10.120 It's funny because I also, like, basically had a full-on panic attack when we were going

00:39:14.440 to do our live show, which is totally ridiculous.

00:39:16.480 Like, why should I care?

00:39:17.800 Don't bring David's energy in here.

00:39:19.980 Yeah, I agree, Scott.

00:39:21.060 Good point.

00:39:21.420 But then Toad was, like, even after we were done, it seemed like his anxiety got worse,

00:39:26.520 which is remarkable.

00:39:28.200 Yeah.

00:39:28.640 Maybe it's his anxiety wearing off me.

00:39:30.200 I have had a, like, a...

00:39:31.200 I have had a rough few past weeks, and then I come in here with Toad's weird anxiety.

00:39:36.060 Maybe I'm just projecting, and I'm in a weird spot, but I'm going to blame it on Toad.

00:39:40.080 That makes no sense.

00:39:40.340 My anxiety was about getting back to the airport.

00:39:42.720 No.

00:39:43.200 My mother-in-law died, so...

00:39:45.600 Bummer. 1.00

00:39:46.140 Shit. 1.00

00:39:46.280 But, you know... 1.00

00:39:47.060 Yeah, rest in peace, sweet angel.

00:39:48.840 He says in the group chat, my mother-in-law died, and they were, like, sorry, and he's

00:39:53.540 like, at least it wasn't my mother.

00:39:55.740 No, I said it wasn't my mother.

00:39:57.340 Did you call her mommy, though?

00:39:57.640 Because it feels weird, because everyone keeps doing that and going, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

00:40:00.380 and I'm like...

00:40:01.440 I mean, we didn't have an issue.

00:40:03.440 We were fine, but it's weird to get sorry for, like, not my mom.

00:40:06.900 Like, we didn't have a relationship like that.

00:40:08.600 So, it's, like, it's awful for my wife and my kids, but aside from that, it's, like... 1.00

00:40:14.240 You're like, peace out, bitch. 1.00

00:40:15.660 Didn't really like you. 1.00

00:40:16.940 I did not like her.

00:40:18.300 She was nice enough. 1.00

00:40:19.900 Well, then why don't you have any attachment to her, you sick fuck? 1.00

00:40:22.940 Because we were, like, buddies or nothing. 1.00

00:40:25.320 I don't know.

00:40:25.900 It's like I'm hanging out with my mother-in-law.

00:40:27.300 JC asks, would Toad join the military if they legalized breastfeeding on the battlefield?

00:40:31.100 The answer is...

00:40:31.820 Is that illegal?

00:40:33.160 Is that illegal on the battlefield?

00:40:34.900 What did I miss?

00:40:36.920 Yeah, it probably is illegal.

00:40:37.520 Oh, by the way, someone said it's your kid's grandma.

00:40:39.500 No, I get it. 0.99

00:40:40.120 That's where it's fucked up. 0.94

00:40:40.900 I feel really bad for my kids. 0.89

00:40:42.440 But so far as my connection, it's, like, people saying sorry to me.

00:40:45.580 It's weird.

00:40:46.280 That's the point.

00:40:47.180 But my kids, my wife, yeah.

00:40:48.200 It's not weird, actually.

00:40:49.180 You ought to have a relationship and a connection to your mother-in-law.

00:40:52.460 I kind of agree with Jose here a little bit.

00:40:56.360 Really?

00:40:56.880 Yeah, I don't not like my mother-in-law.

00:40:58.780 It's just, like, I'm just, like, whatever.

00:41:01.600 Yeah, I mean, it's awful.

00:41:02.720 I wish he didn't die.

00:41:03.620 I wish he lived for many, many more years.

00:41:05.600 But it's also, like, not...

00:41:06.780 But, like, peace and no big deal.

00:41:09.440 Well, I mean, what is me freaking out going to do about it?

00:41:11.320 It's not...

00:41:11.980 It wasn't a huge dagger in my heart.

00:41:13.720 Well, if your mom died, you freaking out doesn't do anything about it either.

00:41:16.600 Yeah, at least it's, like, it makes sense. 0.99

00:41:18.500 You're going to go, this sucks. 0.93

00:41:19.240 This feels bad. 0.98

00:41:20.040 Yeah.

00:41:21.140 Dude, you can't put Jessica Simpson on there and talk about breastfeeding. 1.00

00:41:24.300 Speaking of sucking... 0.96

00:41:26.880 Oh, man. 0.97

00:41:27.840 Is that real?

00:41:28.560 Is that...

00:41:28.820 Was that a real article?

00:41:29.800 And that's really a question people are asking?

00:41:33.200 Because who are they breastfeeding? 1.00

00:41:35.960 They're babies?

00:41:36.580 Just the prisoners in Guantanamo?

00:41:38.300 They might be pumping.

00:41:40.320 Like, they might be pumping. 1.00

00:41:41.320 Yeah, the pumping shit is crazy. 1.00

00:41:42.920 Did your wife breastfeed Jose? 1.00

00:41:46.640 Yes, but then she ended up going to pumping, like, right after. 1.00

00:41:49.640 The pumping schedule is insane.

00:41:52.120 They're, like, at work pumping, because otherwise it'll get swollen and then infected.

00:41:56.380 It's crazy.

00:41:57.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:58.260 So it's just all day long, all day long, they're connected to something. 0.99

00:42:00.920 Then you've got to figure out how to fucking freeze all this shit. 0.99

00:42:04.320 It's insane. 1.00

00:42:05.260 Jeez.

00:42:05.720 The breast milk game.

00:42:07.100 I mean, I...

00:42:07.680 I would help out with it.

00:42:09.900 I mean, I get why you wouldn't be able to.

00:42:11.480 If my wife was breastfeeding, I'd be like, I'd be offered to help all the time. 0.99

00:42:14.680 Just top telling that story, and Toja's sitting there fucking salivating. 1.00

00:42:18.240 You're a fucking freaky dude. 1.00

00:42:23.340 Okay, perfect. 1.00

00:42:25.400 Well, it's been rough.

00:42:27.360 It was not what I was expecting at all, considering some of the rhetoric he has said.

00:42:33.740 I thought we as a nation were smarter, but I guess not.

00:42:38.460 To my transgender and friends and, you know, the people...

00:42:43.300 I didn't watch this video.

00:42:45.060 I've seen just the...

00:42:46.640 Yes, I've seen the beginning of it for so long, and I refuse to watch it because I'm like...

00:42:52.480 Everybody on Twitter tagged me in this saying it was me.

00:42:54.860 Yeah.

00:42:55.460 Bro, I mean, it is you.

00:42:57.680 It's just like...

00:42:58.260 It's like with the... 0.99

00:42:59.000 It's like with the racist Chinese fake teeth in. 0.97

00:43:01.900 I grow facial hair way better than this. 0.99

00:43:04.400 This is just true toad.

00:43:04.840 This is all this is.

00:43:07.740 Play the rest of it.

00:43:08.940 It affects.

00:43:09.660 As long as you stay alive, they cannot say we don't exist.

00:43:14.640 Being a Satanist means rebelling against them because they're wrong.

00:43:19.460 And as long as you draw a breath, every breath you take is a rebellion.

00:43:23.640 Keep on fighting because you just have to.

00:43:27.800 So, hail Satan, hail reason always.

00:43:32.360 Hail reason.

00:43:33.740 Reason magazine, just like Tug would say.

00:43:36.760 Honestly, that's what I'd say about libertarians, but whatever.

00:43:39.620 I think it's Satanism. 0.99

00:43:40.420 Her teeth are literally piss yellow. 0.96

00:43:43.740 Yeah, that was bad.

00:43:44.500 And they're big.

00:43:45.580 She couldn't close her teeth.

00:43:47.100 It was unfortunate before she grew that wispy goatee. 0.96

00:43:51.160 What a weird thing.

00:43:54.340 Listen, guys.

00:43:54.820 You don't know the strife of the person who's built backwards, okay? 0.97

00:43:59.020 How do you exist like this?

00:43:59.480 That's a good point. 0.98

00:44:00.260 It's crazy that like that obvious tranny had maybe 5% less testosterone than toad. 0.99

00:44:07.620 It was close. 0.98

00:44:08.240 This person was built so backwards.

00:44:09.380 Dude, their beard is on bar right now.

00:44:11.400 Look at it.

00:44:12.000 Look at the beard.

00:44:13.480 Look at the beard.

00:44:14.620 Look at how patch he is right now.

00:44:15.560 Yeah, honestly, the beard is. 1.00

00:44:17.360 I think that's what makes you look like shit more. 1.00

00:44:18.820 It's because there's white in there. 1.00

00:44:21.100 I'm old.

00:44:21.840 So why does it look different when it's like longer?

00:44:25.060 Is it because it's like in between now?

00:44:26.600 It fills out.

00:44:27.100 It fills out, I think. 0.65

00:44:28.920 It's because he's so pasty.

00:44:30.660 I got to take my testosterone shots. 0.94

00:44:33.880 As a fellow member of the Round Face Club, your face is too round to be shaving.

00:44:39.800 You have to not do that anymore.

00:44:42.640 No, I think we should leave it.

00:44:44.300 It was for the Halloween spectacle.

00:44:46.060 Either you leave it completely shaved or you have the beard.

00:44:48.980 You can't have the in between.

00:44:50.080 It doesn't work.

00:44:51.240 Completely shaved is terrible.

00:44:52.680 Terrible.

00:44:53.020 Yeah.

00:44:53.580 Completely shaved is terrible.

00:44:54.660 This is terrible.

00:44:55.420 When you have a full beard, still terrible, but less terrible.

00:44:58.540 So you should go with that.

00:44:59.300 When I'm completely shaved, my face looks like Elon Musk's body.

00:45:03.900 It's so bad.

00:45:04.820 Like a cyber truck.

00:45:06.620 Dude, he is legit built like Elon.

00:45:10.800 You got a head like Elon Torso, bro. 1.00

00:45:12.960 Got that fucking cyber truck body. 1.00

00:45:14.660 By the way, does anyone know the reference I'm making of the racist Chinese? 0.99

00:45:20.120 I forget what Hollywood actor back in like the 40s, he would play this Chinese character.

00:45:25.420 And the entire thing to make him Chinese was he just had these two buck teeth. 0.96

00:45:29.060 It looks just like Trun Toad.

00:45:31.620 I think I know vaguely what you're talking about, but it is a deep, deep cut.

00:45:34.380 I don't know why you get that.

00:45:35.900 You have to be very old to know this reference, because it was like a reference that I think

00:45:39.720 my grandfather told me about.

00:45:42.120 It was like that kind of thing. 0.99

00:45:43.240 Yeah, but it was like a famous fucking Hollywood actor, and he would play a racist caricature 1.00

00:45:49.140 of a Chinese person. 0.99

00:45:50.820 It was awesome.

00:45:51.160 We need to bring that back, man.

00:45:52.080 There were dudes doing blackface back then.

00:45:54.180 Tyler, if you can find it, it is, I mean, it would be great.

00:45:57.260 I totally know what you're talking about.

00:45:58.600 See, I knew he would know.

00:46:00.000 I knew he would know.

00:46:01.160 See, because he's old like me.

00:46:03.420 For those who don't know where he's literally my mom's age.

00:46:06.060 It was like Jimmy something, I think.

00:46:08.960 Jimmy Chow.

00:46:11.120 No.

00:46:11.540 I have no idea.

00:46:12.180 That's racist.

00:46:13.640 Oh, is it?

00:46:17.680 Toad's Connections shot.

00:46:18.880 Is it Toad?

00:46:20.440 Look it up.

00:46:21.340 Yeah, I'm like, I was wigging out for a second.

00:46:23.560 I was like, is that me? 0.99

00:46:24.620 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:46:26.120 See, you're still just high. 1.00

00:46:29.660 You were doing the speed talking.

00:46:33.420 Oh, Jesus.

00:46:34.460 You're like becoming one with a computer.

00:46:35.700 Charlie Chan?

00:46:37.400 Charlie Chan.

00:46:38.800 Very interesting.

00:46:40.000 That's not, that actually is not who I was thinking of.

00:46:42.740 There was a...

00:46:43.400 He's a fictional Hawaiian detective. 1.00

00:46:47.920 What the fuck? 0.99

00:46:49.860 I think, do you think that that's what would happen again though? 1.00

00:46:53.080 Like, if the country was so white that you had to have white people to play other ethnicities, 0.50

00:46:59.140 is that better or worse?

00:47:02.800 I think it's cooler.

00:47:04.100 What?

00:47:04.220 There's something funny about that.

00:47:05.460 I want to go back to the state where women and minorities aren't allowed to act. 1.00

00:47:10.080 It's just white men. 0.96

00:47:10.680 Dude.

00:47:10.960 Just nothing.

00:47:11.480 Yo, what I googled was racist Chinese caricature old movie, and it comes up Wikipedia examples

00:47:17.360 of yellow face.

00:47:21.120 I did not know yellow face was a thing.

00:47:23.100 We should do that.

00:47:23.700 We should all be yellow face because, like, they cancel people for black face, but I feel

00:47:27.180 like we could get away with yellow face.

00:47:29.040 Yeah. 0.62

00:47:29.620 I'll just really beat up my liver.

00:47:31.720 How do you do it? 0.99

00:47:32.440 Just paint your face yellow?

00:47:34.080 You have to have buck teeth. 0.97

00:47:35.020 I'm telling you. 1.00

00:47:35.520 If I could fucking find this guy, you'd see what I'm talking about. 0.99

00:47:37.980 That was a medical joke, for those of you who don't understand. 0.99

00:47:41.620 I made a jaundice joke.

00:47:43.180 You made a jaundice joke?

00:47:44.640 I get that because my mother-in-law just died from liver failure, so thanks, Toad.

00:47:48.520 Oh, was she, like, yellow, like Homer Simpson yellow? 0.57

00:47:51.740 I didn't actually see her, but it was weird.

00:47:53.880 Wow.

00:47:54.360 That's how she died.

00:47:55.440 If you guys can share that real quick.

00:47:59.980 Oh, South Park.

00:48:01.360 South Park.

00:48:01.860 That's Chris Cartman.

00:48:03.660 Yeah.

00:48:03.960 Or Kyle.

00:48:04.480 It's not the only one.

00:48:05.620 It's like, this is what they did.

00:48:06.680 Eric Cartman.

00:48:07.880 Hello, America.

00:48:09.800 See? 0.86

00:48:10.700 So you just have to have a yellow face and buck teeth.

00:48:13.200 That's all that you need?

00:48:14.080 Yeah.

00:48:14.400 I don't know.

00:48:14.960 Like, I've never even seen a Chinese person with buck teeth.

00:48:18.180 You always get a couple chicklets is what you do when you kind of jam on. 1.00

00:48:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:21.740 That's the move.

00:48:23.200 Yeah, that's, dude, that's what this tranny looked like there. 1.00

00:48:26.380 Holy shit. 0.99

00:48:26.400 Picking any freeze. 1.00

00:48:27.580 My God.

00:48:29.060 That looks dope, though.

00:48:29.860 I've shown you guys wall-e-gogs before, right? 1.00

00:48:31.680 Looks like a Top Lobster shirt.

00:48:33.200 Yeah, golly-gogs. 1.00

00:48:33.880 Honestly, send that to me, please.

00:48:36.100 That's crazy.

00:48:37.260 Yeah, that's a golly-wog right there. 1.00

00:48:38.580 That's what that is.

00:48:40.080 That's a golly-wog. 1.00

00:48:40.760 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:48:41.240 What does it say? 1.00

00:48:41.740 Eat them all?

00:48:42.820 Yeah, eat them seeds and all.

00:48:44.960 Eat seeds and all.

00:48:46.700 Dude.

00:48:47.860 It's a frozen watermelon.

00:48:49.420 Golly-wog, dude. 1.00

00:48:52.380 Dude, that's what we should have worn during COVID.

00:48:54.740 The golly-wog mask. 1.00

00:48:56.260 Why these Gucci clothes are racist.

00:48:59.680 I can't believe we went through an entire decade of just, like, think pieces about what

00:49:04.660 was racist and what wasn't.

00:49:06.040 Milk is racist.

00:49:06.960 That's where they really peaked was milk. 1.00

00:49:08.720 Holy shit. 1.00

00:49:09.460 Retarded Chinese. 1.00

00:49:10.840 Whoa.

00:49:11.900 Awesome.

00:49:12.220 Are we going to Lainey edit this week?

00:49:14.600 We do. 0.99

00:49:16.220 Aunt Jemima just slamming her fucking fist through the box. 1.00

00:49:19.380 What? 1.00

00:49:19.780 You just typed in, like, the golden phrase for racism on Google.

00:49:24.960 Yeah, what's the Google search?

00:49:26.380 I want to search this.

00:49:27.760 Racist Chinese caricature old movie. 0.82

00:49:30.340 That's what I said. 1.00

00:49:31.320 You get the most racist shit on the internet when you text those words. 1.00

00:49:34.300 Look at this. 1.00

00:49:34.900 Look at this. 1.00

00:49:35.980 Damn. 1.00

00:49:36.920 This is amazing. 0.99

00:49:38.280 Honestly, it's racist that Google even has this in their database.

00:49:42.320 Click more.

00:49:42.560 I feel like we should cancel Google for letting me search for what I wanted.

00:49:46.160 This is Google's fault, clearly.

00:49:48.580 Go to more results, Clint.

00:49:49.840 I want to see what else they got.

00:49:51.300 Because sometimes you write in. 0.91

00:49:52.540 If I wrote retarded Asian person, I'd never get that picture. 1.00

00:49:56.340 I think this might be it. 0.95

00:49:58.580 I think this might be it. 0.98

00:49:59.400 Dude, does a retarded Asian person, like, speak normally instead? 1.00

00:50:03.380 Like, does it, like, negate itself? 0.99

00:50:05.900 You know what I'm talking about?

00:50:07.160 No.

00:50:08.100 Is it like a...

00:50:08.760 I don't know.

00:50:09.220 Is that...

00:50:09.660 Aladdin is racist, too?

00:50:11.220 Like a Chino Reverso?

00:50:13.180 Like pronouncing R's like W's?

00:50:15.140 Do they just pronounce them like R's again?

00:50:17.200 I don't know.

00:50:18.040 Everything is racist, huh?

00:50:19.140 Yeah.

00:50:19.300 What are you talking about?

00:50:20.320 Yeah.

00:50:21.300 Yeah.

00:50:23.700 I hate it.

00:50:24.500 All right.

00:50:24.900 Whatever.

00:50:25.320 Let's do Laney Edit.

00:50:27.240 Now, for the Laney Edits...

00:50:28.900 Who?

00:50:29.420 Oh, yeah.

00:50:29.700 This guy?

00:50:32.480 Oh, I saw this guy.

00:50:34.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:38.480 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:50:47.160 He does a fucking trumpet solo? 1.00

00:50:49.640 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:50:50.620 He's the Japanese... 1.00

00:50:52.020 All right.

00:50:52.260 All right.

00:50:52.520 I found it.

00:50:53.060 I found it.

00:50:53.560 All right.

00:50:53.860 Share my screen, please.

00:50:56.380 Breakfast at Mr. Yunyoshi's.

00:50:59.520 Okay.

00:50:59.980 Hollywood movie.

00:51:01.060 You have to share the right screen.

00:51:02.780 Yeah.

00:51:03.680 That was the same tab or whatever.

00:51:05.660 Oh, my bad.

00:51:06.680 Yeah.

00:51:06.960 You have to put share this screen.

00:51:08.240 Stop sharing. 1.00

00:51:08.700 You fucking boomer. 1.00

00:51:10.120 And here we go. 1.00

00:51:15.340 All right.

00:51:16.480 All right.

00:51:16.860 Let's see.

00:51:18.460 What is this?

00:51:19.300 This looks fairly recent.

00:51:30.720 I think it's the 70s.

00:51:33.800 I think it's the 70s.

00:51:38.640 Miss Gore-Roy-Tree.

00:51:42.100 Miss Gore-Roy-Tree.

00:51:42.240 Miss Gore-Roy-Tree.

00:51:42.500 Miss Gore-Roy-Tree.

00:51:45.100 Miss Gore-Roy-Tree.

00:51:51.800 What happened to you anyway?

00:51:53.360 You take off the power room.

00:51:54.640 That's the last I see you.

00:51:56.240 No, really, Harry.

00:51:57.340 Harry was the other guy.

00:51:58.980 I'm Sid.

00:51:59.720 Sid Arbuck.

00:52:00.720 You like me, remember?

00:52:02.160 Miss Gore-Roy-Tree.

00:52:03.940 I protest.

00:52:04.900 Oh, darling, I am sorry, but I lost my key.

00:52:09.520 But that was two weeks ago.

00:52:11.460 You cannot go on or keep ringing my bell.

00:52:14.320 You disturb me.

00:52:15.660 You must have a key made.

00:52:17.800 But it won't do any good.

00:52:18.720 I just lose them all.

00:52:20.060 Come on.

00:52:20.940 All right. 0.99

00:52:21.260 That's fucking amazing. 1.00

00:52:24.040 Wild. 1.00

00:52:24.760 Wow.

00:52:25.560 That's Breakfast at Tiffany's. 1.00

00:52:26.720 That's a fucking classic. 1.00

00:52:28.220 Breakfast at Tiffany's. 1.00

00:52:29.760 Yeah.

00:52:30.860 Oh, stop it, Toad. 1.00

00:52:31.860 Don't try that shit. 1.00

00:52:33.160 Was that Mickey Rooney? 1.00

00:52:34.880 That's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:52:35.960 You lost Mickey Rooney. 1.00

00:52:37.320 Mickey Rooney.

00:52:37.660 Wow.

00:52:38.080 Yep.

00:52:38.640 Yep.

00:52:39.300 According to you, our historical expert, Josie.

00:52:42.640 I love that, though.

00:52:43.660 I mean, it's like, think about the time.

00:52:45.880 Mickey Rooney.

00:52:46.000 How much better was it?

00:52:47.160 They still had to...

00:52:48.140 So they were still dealing with clearly what Asians do. 0.99

00:52:51.780 But the Asians weren't allowed to act in the movies.

00:52:55.320 Yeah.

00:52:55.580 So much more preferable. 0.99

00:52:56.240 They just got done making the fucking railroads, I think. 0.99

00:52:58.520 So they were pretty chill. 0.99

00:53:00.820 Mickey Rooney was the better actor, man.

00:53:02.440 Yeah, I mean, they got to be making our Chinese food and building our railroads. 0.99

00:53:06.580 Like, they don't have time to be in Hollywood.

00:53:08.200 I think that's...

00:53:09.280 It was a better time.

00:53:10.220 I mean, Top's obviously right.

00:53:11.460 Do you ever think about the Chinese food person's life? 0.99

00:53:15.000 They own the establishment, the small Chinese food store, and they're there all fucking day. 0.95

00:53:19.660 And it's just like a small hallway behind them. 0.98

00:53:21.480 And their husband's cooking in a huge wok all day long.

00:53:25.040 I never think about it.

00:53:26.840 You know, those people don't leave.

00:53:28.580 You go there and you see the same Chinese person there all the time.

00:53:31.760 Like, they don't...

00:53:32.160 And their kids are there doing homework in the corner.

00:53:34.240 I can't distinguish between them, so I don't know.

00:53:36.160 I'm like, is that the same guy?

00:53:37.240 Who knows?

00:53:40.240 I don't think most people don't...

00:53:42.100 Most people don't realize.

00:53:43.540 Do you ever realize that, Clay?

00:53:44.800 No, that's the best part.

00:53:46.080 It's like, I'm not sure which of you was right.

00:53:48.340 Like, Top could be right. 0.99

00:53:49.240 That it's the same guy that's there from fucking morning to midnight. 0.97

00:53:53.120 It's the same guy who could be working four-hour shifts, and we don't know the difference. 0.99

00:53:55.200 Or, Toad could be right, and Top is actually the racist.

00:53:57.820 And there's three different guys coming in and doing the different shifts.

00:53:59.980 We don't know who.

00:54:01.360 Okay, let me tell you something. 0.99

00:54:02.400 Shout out to fucking... 1.00

00:54:03.840 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:54:04.600 What's the name of this?

00:54:05.600 It's on Nostrand and Avenue Z.

00:54:07.780 They're called Cactus.

00:54:08.760 What's up?

00:54:09.280 Go to Cactus in Brooklyn, Nostrand and Avenue Z in Sheepshead Bay. 0.99

00:54:12.420 And it's the same bitch for since 2001. 1.00

00:54:16.780 Since I've been going to that place, my wife used to live across the street. 1.00

00:54:20.540 And we go there, and you call them for pickup, and she go, 0.54

00:54:23.060 Hello!

00:54:24.540 What do you want?

00:54:25.840 And I swear to God, I'm in Florida.

00:54:27.580 I called her, like, two weeks ago.

00:54:29.420 I called it, and she said,

00:54:31.360 Hello!

00:54:32.160 What do you want?

00:54:32.720 And I said, Nothing.

00:54:33.440 I just wanted to hear your voice, and I hung up. 1.00

00:54:35.680 And it was like, she's been there for 20-something years doing the same shit. 0.99

00:54:40.320 Her kids, like, I've seen her kids grow. 0.99

00:54:44.400 Her kids grew to the point, I was eating Chinese food there,

00:54:47.140 to the point where, like, they were in kindergarten, and they're studious,

00:54:49.760 to their, like, rebellious teens.

00:54:51.740 And then they'll come back.

00:54:52.720 Same story with the Thai, apparently, 0.93

00:54:55.240 because there was my favorite Thai restaurant.

00:54:57.580 It was called Lotus Thai Bistro in Carlsbad Village.

00:54:59.740 It was ran by this, not even that old.

00:55:02.700 He seemed like maybe 55, 60, Thai guy. 0.99

00:55:06.540 And he fucking remembered my name. 0.97

00:55:08.440 He would always, he would, I would come in, and he'd go, 0.99

00:55:10.900 because I only got two different orders.

00:55:12.220 I would get either yellow curry or the garlic and pepper chicken.

00:55:14.960 And he'd go, What are we feeling today?

00:55:16.680 Yellow curry or garlic and pepper?

00:55:18.700 And then he would just leave me alone,

00:55:20.360 because I'd have my headphones on, listen to the podcast,

00:55:22.080 while I would eat my lunch by myself. 1.00

00:55:23.820 He dropped dead of a heart attack working at that fucking restaurant. 1.00

00:55:26.660 And his son took it over. 1.00

00:55:27.820 And his son works there for the past decade.

00:55:29.900 I think that this is what they do.

00:55:31.340 They never stop.

00:55:32.380 Once they die, their kid does it.

00:55:34.040 And then it's just conveyor belt.

00:55:35.860 It's ingrained in that.

00:55:37.020 Honestly, my favorite Chinese spot.

00:55:39.840 For real, though. 1.00

00:55:40.600 Bitch, nigga, cafe. 1.00

00:55:41.340 Vietnamese. 1.00

00:55:42.700 Best noodles in the motherfucking game. 1.00

00:55:44.800 They're out there. 0.99

00:55:45.360 If you're going to Clearwater, you're going to drive past it.

00:55:48.160 I stopped in there before I made the t-shirt.

00:55:49.900 They don't even know I made them a t-shirt.

00:55:52.980 Is that their real phone number?

00:55:55.000 That's their literal phone number, dude.

00:55:56.900 You can call this number.

00:55:58.320 That's awesome.

00:55:59.120 Call them just if you want to hear their voice.

00:56:03.740 5572 Park Boulevard, Pinellas Park, Florida.

00:56:07.660 The best part about this is that you could actually wear this to work.

00:56:12.040 And if you get fired, you can say, 1.00

00:56:13.680 this is a fucking restaurant. 1.00

00:56:15.440 This is my favorite fucking restaurant. 1.00

00:56:18.120 This is what I want to do. 1.00

00:56:18.600 You read this as bitch nigga? 1.00

00:56:20.140 Are you racist? 1.00

00:56:22.440 It's bitch nigga. 1.00

00:56:23.620 Bring that back. 1.00

00:56:26.760 Bring that back.

00:56:27.180 I need to go.

00:56:28.320 Come on.

00:56:29.520 Here's a goal.

00:56:30.380 A goal for me with Tower Gang specifically. 1.00

00:56:32.820 It's bitch nigga nigga. 1.00

00:56:34.460 We could do this at Bohemian Grove. 1.00

00:56:36.760 It would be like an extra activity for the people.

00:56:39.260 You come out to Bohemian Grove.

00:56:40.400 You're already in Florida.

00:56:41.200 This is like a two-hour drive from me.

00:56:42.960 Everybody wear one of these shirts.

00:56:44.660 White one, black one, blue, whatever.

00:56:46.840 And we go and we just have soup at this place.

00:56:48.920 Like literally roll in there with like 50 people.

00:56:51.240 It's pho, right?

00:56:52.520 I want some.

00:56:53.620 Yeah, they have everything. 1.00

00:56:54.460 It's fucked. 1.00

00:56:54.800 They're great. 1.00

00:56:55.720 Pho is trash, honestly, though. 0.98

00:56:57.220 I feel like this is our chance to do what your mom's house has done, 0.99

00:57:01.320 but like for a good cause.

00:57:02.460 Because like they, like your mom's house ruined Garth Brooks' life. 0.99

00:57:05.540 Like we can make bitch nigga cafe like rich. 1.00

00:57:09.980 They should be paying top like some sort of like royalty or something 0.99

00:57:12.960 for advertising for them.

00:57:14.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:14.780 People buy this shit. 1.00

00:57:16.080 People buy this shit. 1.00

00:57:16.540 They're a sponsor of our show right now. 1.00

00:57:17.980 Bitch nigga. 1.00

00:57:20.140 For real, man. 1.00

00:57:21.240 Best Vietnamese food in Clearwater, Florida. 0.99

00:57:22.780 The best noodles in the motherfucking game. 0.99

00:57:25.660 That's not a joke. 0.99

00:57:26.660 Wait, it was a Clearwater or would it say Pinellas?

00:57:29.080 Well, it's on his way to Clearwater.

00:57:30.840 So it's like right, it's right there.

00:57:32.360 But Tyler just brought up this.

00:57:33.460 We have a new Fleek of the Week. 0.99

00:57:35.100 Holy shit. 0.99

00:57:35.920 Brand new Fleek of the Week. 1.00

00:57:40.000 What are we doing here?

00:57:41.380 So I think, yeah, we're going to, we're going to give this away, but I don't know.

00:57:46.140 That's actually from the Laney edit, the middle one, like with the tower, the city skyline.

00:57:50.040 That's sick.

00:57:50.380 That's awesome. 0.90

00:57:50.740 That's sick.

00:57:51.360 Yeah.

00:57:51.800 It looks really cool. 0.99

00:57:52.620 It's got like a fucking, whatever. 0.98

00:57:55.620 So we're going to figure out, somebody's going to get one of these three shirts and yeah. 0.99

00:58:01.260 I don't know the criteria again though. 0.99

00:58:03.060 You got to drink your own cum. 0.99

00:58:04.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:05.240 Prove it to me. 1.00

00:58:05.820 Drink your own cum. 1.00

00:58:06.560 I'm going to get a free shirt. 0.99

00:58:07.400 It's the Boxtober.

00:58:08.440 I think this is actually a great contest. 0.95

00:58:10.480 Whoever drinks their own cum on video and DMs it to top first wins this shirt. 0.96

00:58:15.160 Yeah. 0.97

00:58:15.560 Then we have a bunch of people that ended up drinking their own cum that don't get a 0.72

00:58:19.980 t-shirt for it. 0.96

00:58:20.620 I mean, I love that.

00:58:22.740 I do like that.

00:58:23.900 That's Boxtober, baby.

00:58:25.800 It's Boxtober.

00:58:26.640 And I guess you win the shirt.

00:58:28.540 Boxtober.

00:58:30.020 Boxtober's in November.

00:58:31.180 Go figure.

00:58:32.100 Whatever.

00:58:32.800 Whatever.

00:58:33.420 Top lobster.

00:58:33.860 You know I'm sponsored, baby boy. 0.99

00:58:37.140 If you want to drink your own cum, you can just buy a shirt. 0.98

00:58:41.580 By the way, people should be getting this shirt. 0.97

00:58:43.760 I don't know why you're not. 0.99

00:58:44.460 If you're not, it's a fucking sick shirt. 0.99

00:58:46.200 I just got the polo, baby. 0.99

00:58:47.960 Oh, by the way, I have Sam on on Monday.

00:58:50.400 I have Sam on my show on Monday just to throw that out there to people.

00:58:53.760 Liberty Lockdown.

00:58:54.620 We're actually focusing on merch. 1.00

00:58:56.160 I redid your fucking DEI, D-I-E, whatever fucking thing. 1.00

00:59:00.760 So go out there. 1.00

00:59:01.420 Check out his shit. 1.00

00:59:02.420 He's got some beanies. 1.00

00:59:03.280 A blackout beanie.

00:59:05.140 Yeah.

00:59:05.660 Dude, that black on black is fire. 0.75

00:59:07.660 The black on black is a lot of fun.

00:59:09.300 Yeah.

00:59:09.620 But I actually like this. 0.99

00:59:11.160 If you bring back one of my shirts, I'll promote it for the fucking trip. 0.99

00:59:14.440 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:59:15.980 I'm going to, I'm going to, it's just, I've been, I've been working real hard on getting 0.88

00:59:20.300 all this shit looking nice and pretty. 0.96

00:59:21.880 No, we got all this stuff. 0.99

00:59:23.120 Dude, that moving graphic is fucking ill. 0.97

00:59:25.440 Yeah. 0.98

00:59:25.960 I should have added one of those Liberty Lockdown beanie's in my order.

00:59:27.940 Dude, your models are yoke. 1.00

00:59:28.960 Look at that guy.

00:59:30.160 Yeah.

00:59:30.460 Oh, this guy, this guy's jack. 0.99

00:59:31.500 He's fucking, you know, the Department of Governmental Efficiency. 1.00

00:59:34.180 Toit. 0.99

00:59:35.320 Yeah.

00:59:35.780 Whatever.

00:59:36.180 That sure is toit.

00:59:37.720 Sure it is tight, man.

00:59:38.700 It just fits you tight.

00:59:39.780 Whatever.

00:59:40.100 It can fit you loose.

00:59:40.800 However you want it, baby boy.

00:59:42.000 I don't care.

00:59:42.940 Just buy some merch. 0.87

00:59:44.180 Can we, we, we stop this game of teasing?

00:59:47.200 Uh, stop, you know, edging me.

00:59:48.920 Can we just watch the Lainey edit?

00:59:50.220 What are we doing here?

00:59:51.340 Let's do it.

00:59:51.760 A Lainey Hobbamok production.

00:59:54.700 Let's check it out.

00:59:56.840 Out.

00:59:57.240 It's very cool, baby.

00:59:58.980 But that's nothing.

01:00:01.500 What do you think?

01:00:03.560 Nice.

01:00:04.980 But wait.

01:00:06.680 You ain't seen nothing yet.

01:00:10.060 White. 0.81

01:00:12.220 Impressive.

01:00:13.640 Very nice.

01:00:15.220 This is unbelievable.

01:00:16.960 Let's see Paul Allen's.

01:00:18.060 Oh my god. 0.98

01:00:30.520 Nigger's my deep, dark secret I keep to myself. 1.00

01:00:32.840 I have a nigger gun and I have a faggot knife right by my, right by my fucking desk when 1.00

01:00:49.800 I sleep. 1.00

01:00:57.500 Faggot. 1.00

01:00:58.300 Faggot. 1.00

01:00:58.900 Faggot. 1.00

01:00:59.180 The shortest and ugliest political commentator out there, Michael Malice. 1.00

01:01:20.940 Toad is your dog and he has some debilitating disease. 0.99

01:01:24.880 This is just true. 1.00

01:01:25.920 You go up to a black cop, you call him a nigger, and then he beats you up. 1.00

01:01:33.960 Do you have then legal precedents to sue him? 0.98

01:01:36.580 We want your legal advice.

01:01:38.540 Tyler, can you confirm, is this in fact a foolproof free money cheat code?

01:01:43.340 Yes, it is. 0.99

01:01:44.140 If you're strapped for cash, just call a cop a nigger. 1.00

01:01:54.580 Oh my god. 1.00

01:02:16.240 You know, when you inevitably get divorced because your wife abuses the shit out of you, 0.99

01:02:19.620 I want, like, we should definitely set up a camera crew to have you go on Grindr, just 0.99

01:02:25.580 like, just...

01:02:26.320 We're so underpowered, I'm kind of mad about it.

01:02:33.580 Slight feet up the street, then you back, shift your own, then you collect.

01:02:38.540 Oh.

01:02:39.240 Let's hard, you know.

01:02:40.600 Oh, way-oh.

01:02:41.540 So strike a pose on a Cadillac.

01:02:43.840 If you want to find all the cops that hang out in the donut shop, they sing and dance.

01:02:49.920 Oh, way-oh.

01:02:50.860 There's been the club rooms down the block.

01:02:53.220 All the Japanese with the day and the party boys fall upon the land. 1.00

01:02:57.960 No!

01:03:00.420 You're just looking into Dave Smith's eyes and you're like, I gotta go jerk up.

01:03:03.360 That's, like, something I would do. 1.00

01:03:04.920 Hey, fuck you, nigger, get off my fucking stream. 1.00

01:03:08.060 Fuck you, nigger. 1.00

01:03:09.180 Fuck you, nigger. 1.00

01:03:10.140 Fuck you, nigger. 1.00

01:03:10.980 Fuck you, nigger. 1.00

01:03:11.760 Walk like an Egyptian. 1.00

01:03:16.360 Walk like an Egyptian. 1.00

01:03:17.780 Oh my god, dude.

01:03:19.260 Oh. 1.00

01:03:26.460 Holy shit. 1.00

01:03:27.480 Dude, he timed everything in that, too. 0.99

01:03:29.040 And the song's talking about the cops.

01:03:30.460 He's got footage of cops.

01:03:32.380 You know, and the Japanese.

01:03:34.200 I don't even have words for how good that was. 0.99

01:03:37.080 That was fucking unreadable. 0.99

01:03:38.160 Crazy. 1.00

01:03:39.120 Ridiculous. 1.00

01:03:39.440 Oh my god. 0.99

01:03:40.040 The open?

01:03:41.080 The open?

01:03:41.760 Oh. 1.00

01:03:43.580 Toad is the fucking, the break dancer? 1.00

01:03:46.300 Oh my god. 1.00

01:03:47.380 I don't even know what to say anymore.

01:03:49.300 Again, we say it all the time, but, like, the edits are better than the show.

01:03:52.620 Like, it makes this show look so much cooler than what it is.

01:03:56.640 Like, we scraped through this episode.

01:03:58.860 We're scraping through without Cole because his kids bleed him in the face. 1.00

01:04:01.620 What a faggot. 1.00

01:04:02.520 And it'll still look cool next week. 1.00

01:04:05.360 Yeah.

01:04:05.980 Yeah.

01:04:07.260 Lainey, you get that five bucks. 1.00

01:04:10.760 We're going to give you that extra five bucks from Conspiracy Exchange.

01:04:13.400 He's literally the only one we give money to, including.

01:04:16.280 Yeah.

01:04:16.560 None of us get paid.

01:04:17.380 So, like, Lainey is getting paid what he's worth.

01:04:21.160 If you want to pay a tranny more, scan that QR code in the bottom right. 1.00

01:04:25.100 It'll bring you to our Patreon.

01:04:26.420 Sign up at any level.

01:04:27.460 I mean, whatever.

01:04:28.340 You could pay a hundred.

01:04:29.060 Actually, like, the highest level, you could literally take Toad out of the show.

01:04:33.200 I mean, if that's your dream.

01:04:35.100 $2,000 a month, Toad's gone.

01:04:36.980 Speaking of the Patreon, also on the post-show, the after-show, the penthouse last week,

01:04:41.660 we played two Lainey edits.

01:04:43.980 We played the one that we weren't able to play at Bro Grove,

01:04:47.200 and we played another one that I think was using clips from Bro Grove.

01:04:50.860 They were fire.

01:04:52.480 They weren't as good as this one tonight, though.

01:04:54.100 I got to be honest. 0.99

01:04:54.820 This one tonight was fucking. 0.99

01:04:56.160 That's the Bengals, right? 1.00

01:04:57.280 Is that the band?

01:04:58.240 Yeah, walk like an Egyptian. 1.00

01:04:59.420 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:59.980 I mean, to juxtapose the Bengals and the fucking 80s pop cocaine fucking ecstasy thing 0.97

01:05:06.860 that happens with that music, and then to juxtapose that with Dave Smith saying what he said, 0.98

01:05:12.220 and just over-the-top murders and car crashes, I mean, it's about as good as it gets.

01:05:19.980 It's like, oh, you're going to do that again. 1.00

01:05:24.540 That was, oh, god, god, niggers. 1.00

01:05:27.020 That is so trippy, dude, because we're in the same spots, and it just shows us, like, we're in different shit. 1.00

01:05:31.820 Oh, man. 0.99

01:05:33.320 I'm wicking that.

01:05:33.940 It was something about it, that kind of music, and I feel like the violence in this episode, or this Lainey edit, was way more violent than it was before.

01:05:45.080 I feel like that every time, but this one was even more so.

01:05:48.080 Like, I couldn't even look at the first dude.

01:05:49.460 He's like, it was so close and so clear.

01:05:51.580 Imagine getting murdered.

01:05:52.320 He was getting shot in the head.

01:05:53.620 Yeah, that was rough.

01:05:55.040 Where do you find these videos?

01:05:57.200 Live leak, I'd assume.

01:05:58.420 By the way, Toad had a good idea for Lainey's nickname.

01:06:02.620 I want to run it past Lainey, because I have respect for him.

01:06:04.960 We want to call you Clippy.

01:06:06.940 Oh, Clippy's kind of cool.

01:06:09.020 Clippy.

01:06:09.660 Let us know.

01:06:10.360 He's the Microsoft Word mascot, and now he's Lainey.

01:06:14.740 I think, well, just Lainey's fine.

01:06:15.640 Just floating it.

01:06:16.120 Hey, what are we doing?

01:06:18.160 Are we doing anything with the Lainey edits?

01:06:20.020 What's going on with that?

01:06:20.840 What's the logistics there?

01:06:22.400 I don't think we need to talk about that on the show.

01:06:23.900 We're going to be putting them up on a separate rumble, I think is the plan.

01:06:26.200 I don't think we need to talk about it on the show, and they continue to talk about it.

01:06:29.600 Yeah.

01:06:30.240 All right.

01:06:30.680 Just not very topical.

01:06:32.400 Anyways.

01:06:32.640 If someone was asking, we're talking about it.

01:06:34.940 It seemed to be the time to bring it up.

01:06:37.780 Sometimes I do this show, and I go, you know what I really like to do?

01:06:39.260 We are going to have a feed of exclusively Lainey edits.

01:06:41.920 I've asked this for months, so it's going to happen, I'm sure, at some point.

01:06:45.140 Speaking of Clippy, by the way, that could be the mascot for Nadeau Shave Co.

01:06:51.580 Are they a sponsor this week?

01:06:53.720 Yeah.

01:06:54.160 I mean, they're a sponsor for the month.

01:06:56.240 Oh, well, then we should pull up the graphic.

01:06:58.300 You can shave for the entire year.

01:06:59.880 Did you guys know that?

01:07:00.520 That's right.

01:07:00.700 It's wild.

01:07:01.440 Yeah.

01:07:01.580 Did you know that for less money than we get paid on ads, you guys could shave for the rest of your life?

01:07:08.000 That's right.

01:07:08.500 Nadeau Shave Co.

01:07:09.820 Honestly, you don't ever have to replace the blade at all.

01:07:12.900 You can use the same single blade razor.

01:07:14.760 Like, they don't tell you this, but you can use the same razor your entire life.

01:07:19.020 Yeah.

01:07:19.460 Right. 0.90

01:07:20.800 Especially, yeah, if you end your life with that razor.

01:07:23.540 No, no.

01:07:24.420 I'm saying, like, if you have a blade, it doesn't matter how dull it is.

01:07:28.820 Sure, it takes a little bit longer, but you don't have to replace it.

01:07:31.680 Do you just get a knife sharpener, run it through a couple times, go at it again?

01:07:35.700 No, you don't have to sharpen it.

01:07:36.840 You just have to go over it a couple times.

01:07:39.260 Okay.

01:07:40.080 Yeah.

01:07:40.260 It's no big deal.

01:07:40.640 It's true.

01:07:40.940 I've been using the same razor for five years.

01:07:42.540 It's no big deal.

01:07:43.060 It's a myth that they go bad.

01:07:45.120 Yeah, the government doesn't want you to know this, but the razor blades don't run out. 1.00

01:07:48.900 It's all bullshit. 1.00

01:07:49.900 It's even an energy. 1.00

01:07:51.100 It's true.

01:07:52.040 You can get free ducks at the park, and you can use the same razor for the rest of your life,

01:07:55.860 but only if it's a Nadeau.

01:07:57.160 N-A-D-E-A-U-ShaveCo.com.

01:07:59.500 Promo code TOWERGANG.

01:08:00.300 Get yourself 15% off the best American-made single-blade stainless steel razor in the game. 0.99

01:08:05.040 It's a fucking masterpiece. 1.00

01:08:06.440 If you don't get one, you're a faggot. 1.00

01:08:08.440 Enjoy your shave. 1.00

01:08:09.320 NadeauShaveCo.com.

01:08:10.600 Promo code TOWERGANG. 0.98

01:08:11.740 Don't be a homo. 1.00

01:08:12.740 Do you know what's really psychotic? 1.00

01:08:14.220 Because I have something to admit.

01:08:16.120 I have maybe used two of those blades.

01:08:18.720 He sent me.

01:08:19.220 I have like 5,000 of them.

01:08:20.800 Right.

01:08:21.420 And you'd think I'd be switching them liberally.

01:08:23.420 No.

01:08:23.860 You don't need to.

01:08:24.940 I don't need to, and something in my mind, too, is like, I might need this for when the world

01:08:29.380 ends or something.

01:08:30.300 Right.

01:08:30.460 I don't know.

01:08:30.860 No, that's a good point.

01:08:31.160 You have like 100 more, you know?

01:08:32.840 But I also do this with toothbrushes.

01:08:33.820 Yeah, I need as many razor blades as I can have.

01:08:35.480 Yeah.

01:08:35.600 How long do you guys keep a toothbrush?

01:08:38.240 Until it's completely eviscerated, basically.

01:08:40.180 Yeah.

01:08:40.580 Until it's like freed.

01:08:41.960 I don't want you to know this, but you can use the same toothbrush for your entire existence.

01:08:46.820 Yeah, I don't like it once.

01:08:47.980 I replace the head like, I don't know, not very often at all.

01:08:51.840 Like, I like my toothbrush.

01:08:53.260 And then whenever I finally get a new one, I'm like secretly like, I kind of like this.

01:08:56.060 I would go to the dentist, and he'd be like, you need to get a new toothbrush every three

01:09:00.520 months. 1.00

01:09:00.780 And I was like, oh, you work for Big Tooth, you fucking faggot. 1.00

01:09:03.440 I was like, every month, they get a new toothbrush. 1.00

01:09:05.900 And I was like, that's crazy.

01:09:07.120 Every six months.

01:09:08.080 I've used the same one for years.

01:09:09.580 I replaced the head.

01:09:12.360 I'm with you here, though, Clint.

01:09:13.960 Like, if I didn't have a wife, I'd have the same one from 10 years ago, unless I lost it

01:09:17.960 or something.

01:09:18.520 But she's like, you've got to switch this out.

01:09:20.100 Like, I'll lose it when I travel periodically, and then I'll get a new one.

01:09:23.200 That's when its life expectancy is actually up.

01:09:26.240 And if I lose it during travel.

01:09:28.300 Other than that, you can use the same one for 50 years. 0.90

01:09:31.160 I'm fucking confident of that. 0.94

01:09:33.060 What color is yours? 1.00

01:09:34.940 Oh, it's like, it's brown as fuck at this point. 1.00

01:09:38.160 No, I'm just kidding. 0.98

01:09:41.080 There's like a couple of bristles left. 0.99

01:09:42.640 It looks like a fucking... 0.99

01:09:44.260 Oh, God. 1.00

01:09:44.960 You just got one bristle.

01:09:45.840 It looks the same as it did from day one.

01:09:48.640 Do you do old school, like, analog? 1.00

01:09:50.380 Or do you do, like, the fucking mechanical shit? 1.00

01:09:52.220 No, I'm analog. 1.00

01:09:53.200 I did do...

01:09:54.160 That's the way to go.

01:09:55.100 That's how real men brush your teeth. 0.97

01:09:56.800 That's right.

01:09:57.680 That's why I got the most expensive electric toothbrush.

01:09:59.880 I don't put a vibrator in my mouth.

01:10:01.400 What am I going to do?

01:10:01.820 Put a vibrator in my keister next time? 0.99

01:10:03.400 No, I love the vibration of it. 0.99

01:10:06.580 I bet you do use a fucking vibrating one, huh? 0.99

01:10:08.780 I do. 1.00

01:10:09.400 You've been here.

01:10:10.080 You probably saw it. 0.99

01:10:11.140 No, no, I didn't fucking see it. 0.99

01:10:12.600 Honestly, this is how my toothbrush looks. 0.98

01:10:17.140 It looks like that, and I don't care.

01:10:19.020 It still works fine.

01:10:21.400 Yeah.

01:10:22.140 I love the vibrations, though, dude.

01:10:23.920 It gives you, like, a gum massage every morning.

01:10:27.080 Where else do you put it? 1.00

01:10:29.440 In my ass. 1.00

01:10:30.060 I thought it was that, like... 1.00

01:10:31.480 Tyler, you want to find that retard that Cole shared on Instagram? 1.00

01:10:36.080 Fuck it. 1.00

01:10:36.540 He's not here, but I want to watch that. 1.00

01:10:38.560 I love that. 0.95

01:10:39.620 We had retard black midget. 1.00

01:10:41.160 That's literally all Cole ever shares with us is just retard clips on Instagram. 0.99

01:10:46.080 I wish he was here for this, because apparently he did, like, a deep dive on this actual profile.

01:10:50.460 So, like, he actually has, like, background information to provide us.

01:10:54.760 We could do it when he's back.

01:10:56.300 We could ask him about that.

01:10:57.260 Let me ask you guys something.

01:10:58.440 There's a correlation between how cool you think someone is and how much more readily you would open up and watch the videos that they send you, right?

01:11:07.160 Yeah.

01:11:08.400 Like, if so, if Toad sent a video, I don't generally don't watch it.

01:11:12.220 Never.

01:11:12.480 If I got a video from Elon Musk, you'd watch it right away, right?

01:11:18.180 Yep.

01:11:18.920 Like, in its entirety.

01:11:20.540 It's kind of interesting. 1.00

01:11:21.280 Like, if he directly sent one to you, yeah, you've got to watch that shit. 0.99

01:11:24.980 Yeah, there's, like, a continuum from Toad to Elon. 0.99

01:11:27.280 But then he might be MK-altering you, though. 0.86

01:11:28.840 This is not what I was talking about.

01:11:30.720 I mentioned this, but I don't know which video you were talking about.

01:11:34.200 I shared in the production chat.

01:11:36.000 Is this a short bus?

01:11:37.660 This is a very short bus. 0.99

01:11:40.360 I like how they get off and they're just throwing rocks at bitches. 1.00

01:11:43.480 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:11:43.980 Man, what the fuck? 1.00

01:11:45.100 Is that rocks or is it, like, their own shit? 1.00

01:11:47.120 I don't know what's happening. 0.99

01:11:47.860 I don't know, but I like the energy.

01:11:52.240 Like, they just get off, they throw rocks at some random broad, and then they say hi to someone driving past.

01:11:57.060 These are cool.

01:11:58.160 These are adults, right? 0.99

01:11:59.200 But they're retarded midgets, so they pretend to be school children? 1.00

01:12:01.800 Is that what's happening here? 0.99

01:12:02.540 I'm pretty sure they're high schoolers.

01:12:03.960 There's no chirp there.

01:12:05.440 There's no way that there's a chirp in the end.

01:12:07.000 Yeah, there was a chirp at the end. 0.94

01:12:09.320 Man, black people have smoke detectors outside? 1.00

01:12:11.640 That's crazy. 1.00

01:12:13.500 Never know when it might strike.

01:12:14.580 Never know when you might want to not get warned about a fire somewhere.

01:12:21.200 Yeah, I mean, I was basically driving through, like, a fire the other night, and I noticed it, man. 0.99

01:12:27.180 I mean, you don't need a smoke detector for that shit. 1.00

01:12:30.500 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:12:31.940 What did you set on fire? 1.00

01:12:33.400 I didn't set anything on fire.

01:12:35.160 Did you drive through a fire?

01:12:36.700 I was driving home, and there was, like, this huge fire, like, a couple blocks away from my house.

01:12:40.380 I didn't realize I was driving right, I don't know, towards it, basically.

01:12:43.680 He's in a weird headspace today.

01:12:45.440 My vehicle just, like, reeks of smoke now, dude, probably permanently, because I drove, like, right through the fire zone or whatever.

01:12:53.220 So you think driving through smoke briefly is going to make your car smell like smoke forever?

01:12:57.640 It still smells that way after...

01:13:00.040 This was Friday night, I think.

01:13:02.040 What? 0.99

01:13:03.180 It's not going to make your car smell like fucking smoke forever. 0.99

01:13:05.620 I don't believe that you drove through a smoky area on Friday, and your car still smells like smoke. 0.99

01:13:10.540 I don't believe it either.

01:13:12.320 It was a massive, like, wildfire. 0.99

01:13:14.700 I don't give a flying fuck unless you drove through the fire itself. 0.98

01:13:16.480 They want you to believe that you can't drive close to forest fires, but you can. 0.99

01:13:20.780 I tried.

01:13:21.480 You can get free ducks anytime you want. 0.98

01:13:23.000 No, that's bullshit, because there's always fires by me. 0.99

01:13:27.100 And, uh, yeah, nobody fucking... 0.99

01:13:29.580 Yeah, my car... 0.99

01:13:30.200 Dude, I grew up in fucking forest fire central in California. 1.00

01:13:35.440 You're just full of fucking shit. 1.00

01:13:36.880 You're sitting next to a tire fire, like, or something. 1.00

01:13:39.960 I delivered pizzas in one of the biggest fires in California history. 0.99

01:13:44.040 I drove through the fucking fire over and over again. 0.99

01:13:46.180 That's also going to keep the pizzas warm. 1.00

01:13:47.400 I love it that one of our listeners just says,

01:13:50.220 my car smells like cigarettes, and that's it.

01:13:52.880 Gosh!

01:13:54.640 I believed it.

01:13:55.920 That was after I Josh Smith in my car. 1.00

01:13:57.800 If you smoke in your car every day, yes, it would smell like shit. 1.00

01:14:02.860 If you drive through a fire briefly, your fucking car is not going to smell like smoke forever. 1.00

01:14:06.660 Maybe Toad should pick up smoking instead of... 1.00

01:14:09.180 Because drinking doesn't work for you, but I think smoking...

01:14:10.720 Dude, that'd be great.

01:14:11.660 Dude, that would add some cool points, for sure.

01:14:14.560 I think it would calm down.

01:14:15.260 That's some look-alike.

01:14:18.160 What?

01:14:18.520 I think it would calm down a little bit.

01:14:21.480 Like, maybe start doing the zin or whatever that is.

01:14:23.920 You need advice.

01:14:24.480 You need advice, though.

01:14:25.400 Yeah.

01:14:25.420 Oh, like... 0.99

01:14:25.720 No, I want him to smoke fucking camel filterless. 1.00

01:14:28.100 Dude, he really would. 0.99

01:14:28.920 He does have that anxious energy that he just needs something to do.

01:14:32.480 I mean...

01:14:32.880 I just need something in my mouth, man. 0.99

01:14:34.580 Shoot me straight. 0.99

01:14:35.240 How many years you got left? 0.94

01:14:36.440 Calm me down.

01:14:38.540 Probably 10 at most.

01:14:40.180 See?

01:14:40.440 I'm going to enjoy them.

01:14:41.280 Dude, you're not going to get cancer from smoking cigarettes.

01:14:43.140 Why don't you do hard drugs and smoke?

01:14:45.460 Yeah.

01:14:45.680 Preach?

01:14:47.640 Ball out, dude.

01:14:49.280 I don't know.

01:14:49.680 Yeah, ball out until they fall out.

01:14:50.920 I mean, you got 10, 12 years. 0.99

01:14:52.700 You should be fucking hitting a pack and... 1.00

01:14:54.920 Like, maybe a carton a day. 1.00

01:14:55.980 Are you worried about setting a bad example for your descendants?

01:14:58.740 Doesn't really appeal to me unless...

01:15:01.440 Well, here's the thing.

01:15:01.940 Will cigarettes make me thin?

01:15:03.160 Can I smoke myself thin?

01:15:05.380 Probably.

01:15:06.060 It might make you live longer.

01:15:08.060 I mean, I smoke weed, like, very occasionally, but...

01:15:10.500 Dude, people who smoke get 10% more pushy.

01:15:12.380 It's not often, Paul.

01:15:13.700 Yep.

01:15:13.880 Yeah, he should get a pipe. 0.99

01:15:16.080 Like, skip the cigarettes, skip all that bullshit, and just smoke straight. 0.99

01:15:18.680 No, I disagree. 1.00

01:15:19.500 He'd look like a homo if he got a pipe. 1.00

01:15:21.080 Just smoke cigarettes. 0.99

01:15:22.400 No, dude, my smoking jacket?

01:15:24.300 Dude, it would be like the full...

01:15:25.020 No, you can't have a smoking jacket.

01:15:26.440 You're doing this all wrong.

01:15:27.560 You're doing this all wrong.

01:15:28.680 With the pipe.

01:15:29.720 You're doing it all wrong. 0.99

01:15:30.840 You're trying to be fucking some sort of, like, niche hipster about it. 1.00

01:15:34.280 Just buy a fucking pack of cigarettes and smoke cigarettes. 1.00

01:15:36.720 Smoke the fucking cowboy killers and don't be a fucking faggot. 1.00

01:15:39.100 Just smoke them down to the filter and go... 1.00

01:15:41.200 He's like, no, I've been preparing for this my whole life. 1.00

01:15:44.440 I've got a smoking jacket and a fucking top cap, and it's like, shut up. 1.00

01:15:47.920 I've got a nice Belgian-grown tobacco. 1.00

01:15:51.240 I never smoked in it, though.

01:15:52.180 I just wanted to be really cozy.

01:15:53.440 I was living the cozy lifestyle.

01:15:55.040 I respect the cozy, but...

01:15:56.660 It's super cozy, and I was drinking scotch and...

01:15:59.260 Smoke inside your house.

01:16:00.780 Smoke inside your house. 1.00

01:16:01.520 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

01:16:02.000 I will absolutely not do that. 0.99

01:16:03.480 No one else lives there.

01:16:04.640 You have no intention on ever selling the place.

01:16:07.460 You're still living here in peak hell.

01:16:11.240 And so, like, who cares? 0.63

01:16:13.620 No, no, no.

01:16:15.040 Toad, why don't you do heroin?

01:16:16.840 Yeah.

01:16:17.460 Good question.

01:16:18.860 Good question.

01:16:19.780 It's a good drug.

01:16:21.000 Like chicks who have saved people? 0.94

01:16:23.820 No.

01:16:25.060 Oh, my God.

01:16:26.060 Don't do it.

01:16:26.780 Why are you doing such a great job?

01:16:28.500 You answered every question.

01:16:30.280 You knew all the facts.

01:16:34.640 I hate that clip so much.

01:16:38.580 I hate it.

01:16:40.340 Why don't you become a professional, like, squirrel suit jumper?

01:16:45.540 That would actually fit you. 0.99

01:16:47.120 Yeah, like you wear a squirrel suit, and like the guys for the Red Bull contest, they do that shit. 0.98

01:16:52.180 Yeah, why don't you become one of the Red Bull professionals on YouTube? 0.98

01:16:55.000 Yeah.

01:16:56.380 I don't know.

01:16:56.680 You've got 10 years, Toad. 0.99

01:16:57.660 I'm just trying to fucking just squeeze whatever fucking coolness I can out of you. 1.00

01:17:03.580 You've got 10 years left, smoke cigarettes, squirrel suit jump, bang hookers, heroin, heroin on the weekends, just the weekends. 0.99

01:17:12.280 I'm not fucking getting crazy here. 1.00

01:17:13.680 Don't do it on a Monday, you fucking idiot. 1.00

01:17:14.720 You don't have to have any skills to bang a hooker. 1.00

01:17:16.960 It's so easy. 1.00

01:17:17.900 Just exchange of money and puss. 0.97

01:17:20.540 That's all you have to do. 0.97

01:17:21.140 I understand. 0.99

01:17:21.780 Honestly, once you start smoking cigarettes and you're fucking in the Red Bull team, you're not going to have to buy women anymore. 1.00

01:17:26.880 Dude, I just don't have an ounce of cool in me. 0.99

01:17:30.880 This is all really solid advice.

01:17:31.920 Thank you.

01:17:32.760 I knew someone would recognize my genius.

01:17:34.720 Toad, all you have to do is listen to me.

01:17:36.140 Get rid of the smoking jacket. 0.95

01:17:37.680 You don't need it.

01:17:38.880 Just smoke.

01:17:40.260 In your house.

01:17:42.200 Can't do it.

01:17:43.160 No. 1.00

01:17:43.360 Oh, that's fucking gay. 1.00

01:17:45.640 It's like I'm just throwing these gems for no reason. 1.00

01:17:47.980 Dude, I need like neatness.

01:17:50.460 You've seen my place.

01:17:51.480 I have to keep it tidy.

01:17:53.120 Yeah, I know. 0.99

01:17:53.700 Look at the dust growing on those fucking weights. 1.00

01:17:56.340 Like you should have like a cigarette burn in your mattress by now. 1.00

01:17:59.940 Yeah, I know there is.

01:18:00.780 That's the kind of energy you should have in your life.

01:18:03.360 Man.

01:18:05.120 Do you wear shoes in your house?

01:18:07.120 No.

01:18:07.740 Absolutely not.

01:18:08.320 Like who cares?

01:18:09.500 You live by yourself.

01:18:11.040 Like what do you.

01:18:12.280 No, I'm not getting that.

01:18:13.640 I'm not getting dirt.

01:18:15.060 I'm not scuffing my floor.

01:18:16.420 No.

01:18:18.140 It's not happening.

01:18:19.580 You're weird, dude.

01:18:20.580 Why do you care?

01:18:22.340 Yeah.

01:18:22.680 Because I have OCD and autism and I don't even know what else.

01:18:28.400 It's all.

01:18:29.860 I need things to be a certain way. 0.99

01:18:30.940 Instead of being a professional gambling-aholic loser, you should just do drugs. 0.99

01:18:36.880 Did I win tonight? 1.00

01:18:37.560 Smoke cigarettes.

01:18:39.160 Like I've.

01:18:40.560 If you're going to have like things that derail your life, like your gambling addiction,

01:18:46.600 like why don't you replace it with something cool like cigarettes?

01:18:48.640 I don't know why I thought that was so funny. 1.00

01:18:50.300 Yeah, scuff a pussy up. 1.00

01:18:51.140 Wait, gambling's not cool? 1.00

01:18:53.920 I mean, it is if you're doing it at the highest level.

01:18:56.300 No, it's not cool.

01:18:56.900 No, no, it is. 0.99

01:18:58.040 If you're Dan Bilzerian and you make $100 million by fucking gambling, cool. 0.99

01:19:03.600 You're cool. 0.99

01:19:04.140 But you're not that.

01:19:05.360 He did something recently, right? 0.97

01:19:07.340 Dude, he went fucking aggro on Piers Morgan. 0.98

01:19:09.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:10.660 Aggro.

01:19:11.180 Let me tell you about the Jews, buddy.

01:19:14.100 Yeah?

01:19:14.520 That's weird. 1.00

01:19:15.340 I don't like that shit because these guys just come out of nowhere. 1.00

01:19:17.840 You're like, that's my lane. 1.00

01:19:19.260 Get out of here.

01:19:19.620 No, because he came out of nowhere and now he's like, oh, the Jews. 1.00

01:19:23.500 Is it just me or is like gambling earnings like a really, really, really easy way to like

01:19:27.900 launder money and would work really well as some sort of front?

01:19:31.240 That's exactly what happened with the Vegas shooter.

01:19:32.980 I think Dan Bilzerian might be a Fed.

01:19:33.900 Isn't it really weird how this guy showed up to Vegas shooting?

01:19:35.980 Yeah, it's just weird.

01:19:36.600 He might be the Vegas shooter.

01:19:37.980 Yeah.

01:19:38.600 Yeah.

01:19:38.760 He was actually at the Vegas shooting too.

01:19:40.480 Yeah, that's what I'm implying, that he might be a Fed.

01:19:42.460 Two professional gamblers just happened to be there that night.

01:19:45.560 You look at this dude's lifestyle that he's living.

01:19:47.500 He's like, this looks like some sort of like weird CIA cutout.

01:19:51.280 And then he disappears for four years. 0.96

01:19:53.480 He comes back and all he's got to say is, I don't like Jewish people. 0.93

01:19:56.640 That's like, that's his whole thing.

01:19:57.880 He's like, he's like, he's like, no, I'm not. 1.00

01:19:59.940 I shit you not. 1.00

01:20:00.780 I shit you not. 1.00

01:20:01.440 On Piers Morgan, he's like, he's like, you know, what happened with your life? 0.99

01:20:06.080 You've disappeared for four years.

01:20:07.660 You haven't been on Instagram.

01:20:08.480 He's like, you know, I wasn't even using social media, but then I felt like I had an important

01:20:12.700 thing to say.

01:20:13.340 So I had to come back after four years and just let people know that the Jews are the 1.00

01:20:16.720 problem. 0.99

01:20:17.040 And it's like, I don't buy this. 1.00

01:20:19.200 I don't think that like, you come out of retirement just to say Jewish people suck. 1.00

01:20:23.020 Don't get me wrong. 1.00

01:20:24.160 The Jews are the problem. 1.00

01:20:25.200 Come on, ball these Jews real quick. 1.00

01:20:26.820 I just don't, the Jews are the problem. 1.00

01:20:28.340 I just don't like when he's saying it. 0.99

01:20:30.240 It gives me the heebie-jeebies.

01:20:32.240 Him, the other dude from Fresh and Fit, Nick Fuentes also might be a Fed, which is hilarious.

01:20:37.220 Did you see the video of him this week?

01:20:39.780 By the way, I thought that was great.

01:20:41.420 I thought it was, it showed restraint. 0.99

01:20:43.320 I would have fucking just let loose. 1.00

01:20:44.620 I would have shot her. 1.00

01:20:45.760 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:45.920 Oh, well, there we go.

01:20:46.820 Off YouTube.

01:20:47.720 But yeah, I mean, it was also quite weak-wristed of him.

01:20:51.020 The way he like just maced her. 0.99

01:20:53.020 Yeah, I mean, it's gay. 0.98

01:20:54.020 It's gay because it was maced. 1.00

01:20:55.260 If he had just like fucking shotgun blasted her, that would have been... 1.00

01:20:58.960 Yeah, it's something girly about macing somebody. 0.99

01:21:01.400 It was very like Bobby Hill, like self-defense type energy is what it felt like.

01:21:05.660 Bobby Hill?

01:21:06.400 Isn't that like King of the Hill, the sun, Bobby?

01:21:08.140 Yeah, that's the sun in King of the Hill.

01:21:09.040 I don't know you, like that kind of energy.

01:21:12.060 Yeah, I understand it, yeah.

01:21:16.100 That's a wild reference, but I'll take your word for it.

01:21:19.440 But it's apt.

01:21:20.460 It's apt for the situation.

01:21:22.120 Do we have the video?

01:21:23.020 Can we pull it up?

01:21:23.540 Because I watched like just a little bit of it, but didn't care.

01:21:26.800 I just don't care.

01:21:28.380 I'm like, it's a problem.

01:21:30.200 Yeah, that's my purse.

01:21:31.780 I don't know you.

01:21:32.600 That's what the quote is.

01:21:34.060 See, everyone got it.

01:21:35.120 All right, let's see.

01:21:36.360 He's coming out of the closet there?

01:21:38.160 He's in a house.

01:21:39.660 Oh. 0.97

01:21:40.500 And it's like a shitty wooden door.

01:21:43.860 Thank you for playing on .75.

01:21:45.240 Hi.

01:21:45.680 Oh, my God.

01:21:46.640 Wooden doors.

01:21:47.140 What are you doing? 1.00

01:21:49.480 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:21:50.240 She didn't even get to ring the bell. 1.00

01:21:51.660 All right, Lainey, I need you to add in, that's my purse.

01:21:54.560 I don't know you.

01:21:55.300 It's as soon as you open the door. 1.00

01:21:56.640 Bitch. 1.00

01:22:03.020 Oh, he takes her phone. 1.00

01:22:04.380 I love how he just kind of slides with his foot like, fuck you, whore. 1.00

01:22:08.000 That's pretty bass, actually. 1.00

01:22:10.600 How much better would this be?

01:22:12.860 No way.

01:22:17.200 Is he talking to it?

01:22:18.220 Oh, he didn't have the wherewithal to talk into it.

01:22:22.360 That's my purse.

01:22:23.100 I don't know you.

01:22:25.160 If he would have talked into it and he would have said, my body, your choice, your body,

01:22:28.760 my choice.

01:22:29.160 Oh, dude.

01:22:29.640 He would have been legendary for this. 1.00

01:22:32.340 Yeah, that would have been king of shit. 1.00

01:22:34.380 He just picks up the phone after he blinds her and he goes, your body, my choice, bitches. 1.00

01:22:38.540 It's such an unfortunate thing. 0.99

01:22:40.980 Again, it's hard for me to like that meme.

01:22:45.100 It's a great meme, right?

01:22:46.160 It's like, you know, repeal the 19th, this sort of meme.

01:22:49.760 But because he's saying it, I'm like, but you've never, you're a virgin. 0.96

01:22:53.600 It's just kind of like, it's so, if you're going to talk about raping somebody, I want 0.99

01:22:57.440 to feel like you have raped that person, you know, or just raped somebody at all. 0.98

01:23:02.580 Okay. 0.99

01:23:02.900 I don't want to hear rape jokes from non-rapists. 1.00

01:23:06.020 Yeah. 0.97

01:23:06.340 If you're going to make a rape joke, I need to know there's some possibility there.

01:23:10.760 Like, there's got to be a reality.

01:23:11.960 There's got to be truth to it.

01:23:12.300 Like, you never know.

01:23:13.580 There's no possibility in which Nick Fuentes actually then takes a woman's body and makes

01:23:20.120 his own choices on it.

01:23:21.440 What's that Peterson quote about like a man has to be dangerous?

01:23:23.740 It's that same idea, you know what I'm talking about?

01:23:26.240 Yeah, you have to be dangerous in order to think or something like that. 0.99

01:23:29.460 If you're going to talk about rape, I got to know that you could rape. 1.00

01:23:32.640 It's like, yeah, you need to be dangerous but in control or something like that. 0.73

01:23:35.640 And that makes it more respectable that you don't rape.

01:23:38.220 You know what I mean?

01:23:38.800 You get it?

01:23:39.440 Yeah.

01:23:39.960 Right.

01:23:40.660 Yeah.

01:23:41.600 Because it's like, I'm a rapist but I control myself so I've never raped.

01:23:46.140 So that's how you know I'm a good guy. 0.98

01:23:47.840 Because I would totally be raping. 1.00

01:23:51.460 Look in these eyes. 0.99

01:23:52.840 We brought this up a while ago, right?

01:23:54.440 I love him.

01:23:57.260 I love Alex Pereira.

01:23:58.780 So hard. 0.97

01:24:00.140 He rapes, for sure. 0.97

01:24:01.460 Consent isn't even a concept he's even bothered to try to understand. 0.99

01:24:04.240 Look at his face. 0.99

01:24:05.240 If you're going to look at this guy's face and you're like, does this guy rape? 0.87

01:24:08.260 Consent?

01:24:08.820 I take what I want in this world.

01:24:10.460 Yeah.

01:24:10.920 That's what champions do. 1.00

01:24:11.940 This guy fucks but it's like even more extreme. 1.00

01:24:13.980 Like, yeah, this guy definitely rapes. 1.00

01:24:15.460 It's crazy because if not for the UFC existing, he would just be like a top assassin in the 1.00

01:24:22.340 fucking Sinaloa cartel, you know? 0.99

01:24:24.200 No, he'd be a fucking tire shop, dude. 1.00

01:24:26.620 He'd be working in a tire shop. 1.00

01:24:28.900 No, raping. 1.00

01:24:30.040 Serial killer slash rapist. 1.00

01:24:33.360 It's weird when you see a guy like that, though, seriously, because in olden times, he'd be 0.99

01:24:38.760 like a commander of an army.

01:24:41.320 Now he's just a dude with a shiny belt.

01:24:44.680 Yeah.

01:24:44.820 I mean, and before that, he was just working in a tire shop.

01:24:48.300 Like, this is how weird our society has gotten where like these warrior class type people 0.97

01:24:52.620 are just relegated to like normal, doing normal shit. 0.97

01:24:56.520 It's very strange. 0.98

01:24:57.060 It does seem, it does seem inverted that like, I don't know.

01:25:00.640 I think, I think that we need to like, obviously it's not great to have a hierarchy that's predicated 0.96

01:25:05.220 exclusively on your ability to rape, but. 0.95

01:25:07.300 Yeah, but that's what it is. 0.98

01:25:08.260 It's a pretty solid one if you're going to have one.

01:25:10.540 I think it's one of the better ways to do it.

01:25:13.260 The warrior technology.

01:25:17.380 It's all just rape all the way down. 1.00

01:25:18.820 It's inverted now, basically.

01:25:21.620 Well, that's what, listen, when our nation or when our civilization was based on rape,

01:25:27.300 that's why women really had no part in it. 1.00

01:25:29.560 Because women generally can't rape. 1.00

01:25:31.860 Make rape the great again. 1.00

01:25:32.900 There might be a hat on top of us tomorrow.

01:25:38.300 Dude, this is why the warrior technology existed, right? 1.00

01:25:42.860 Because the warrior technology, that was like shit that you shoved up your own ass, right? 1.00

01:25:46.040 That was like to prepare you. 1.00

01:25:47.900 That was to, like, so that you know what it's like to be raped. 1.00

01:25:49.900 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1.00

01:25:50.600 People were shoving shit up their own asses to prepare for what? 1.00

01:25:53.020 Yeah, warrior technology. 1.00

01:25:53.520 That's an old reference, warrior technology, gay stuff. 0.98

01:25:56.280 It was an old clip we watched.

01:25:57.600 He's making that reference.

01:25:58.640 Hey, so if you had to.

01:25:59.920 But it's making sense to me in the moment.

01:26:01.940 If you had to bet.

01:26:03.020 So I had to go out and I got my own manufacturing basically because I was running into issues

01:26:10.460 with printing some of the shirts that I did.

01:26:11.920 But I feel like Shopify is eventually going to catch on because I can't continue to sell

01:26:16.180 this stuff.

01:26:17.280 Like, it's going through it.

01:26:18.920 And I'm looking at it like Diddy Defender.

01:26:21.200 It's very, it's not just racist, but there's like sometimes I look at it and I'm like,

01:26:25.580 this crosses a line.

01:26:27.180 And I just, I'm waiting for them. 0.99

01:26:28.780 How long until they take my fucking payment away? 0.98

01:26:31.520 Like, I'm not allowed to do it on Shopify. 0.98

01:26:34.040 So what if I'm sending the proceeds to the Diddy Defense Fund?

01:26:37.260 I think, I think, I mean, I think it's just a matter of prominence.

01:26:45.920 Like, if you were, if you were moving a million dollars worth of merch a month, they would

01:26:50.160 have already shitcanned you. 0.95

01:26:51.460 You think so? 0.99

01:26:52.180 I think I agree with that.

01:26:52.740 Yeah.

01:26:53.320 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:54.340 Damn. 0.99

01:26:54.740 It's the same thing with, it's the same thing with most of our YouTubes. 0.99

01:26:57.340 Like, this is why Jose thinks that you can say whatever you want on YouTube.

01:27:00.360 But if he had a hundred thousand subscribers, he would be banned for what he talks about.

01:27:03.300 We're just not big enough, man.

01:27:04.660 We're too under the radar.

01:27:06.320 No, it's a fact.

01:27:07.260 Yep.

01:27:08.120 If Tower Gang had a quarter million views every week, we would be banned. 1.00

01:27:12.160 This is why we yell at you all the fucking time about deleting shit off the YouTube. 0.99

01:27:16.240 We have kept a YouTube for so long because we have left, like, we've left just a couple 0.99

01:27:20.440 episodes or maybe just the latest up on the YouTube.

01:27:22.760 That's the only way we've kept it.

01:27:24.280 Which it seemed to work so far, weirdly.

01:27:26.020 I'm doing it and you should thank me because I'm cluttering the entire channel with Better

01:27:29.000 Off Dead so nobody can find the actual Tower Gang episodes in there.

01:27:32.500 Yeah, but no, those are just more chances for us to get nuked.

01:27:35.500 Wait, so you have Better Off Dead and then you put your shows on the Tower Gang channel

01:27:40.920 too?

01:27:41.400 Or is it just a live stream?

01:27:44.780 Just a live stream.

01:27:45.780 And then I delete it, yeah. 0.98

01:27:47.060 That seems stupid. 0.99

01:27:48.660 But there are so many of them. 1.00

01:27:49.860 Well, I get more views that way.

01:27:51.520 Oh, you do?

01:27:52.280 Okay.

01:27:52.500 I bet our viewers really love getting notifications for Better Off Dead when they're fans of Target.

01:27:57.200 They hate it. 0.92

01:27:57.500 They all want to kill me. 1.00

01:27:58.720 Yeah, there have been a lot of complaints about, like, stop showing the shit on my feed. 1.00

01:28:04.000 I'm unsubscribed. 0.99

01:28:05.020 This slump continues. 0.99

01:28:08.740 I can't believe you're doing that to our fucking loyal audience. 0.98

01:28:11.320 People say, I used to contribute money to you guys, but I can no longer do this in good 0.98

01:28:15.280 conscience due to what you've been doing to the Tower Gang YouTube channel.

01:28:18.880 Well, look, man, if you were taking my advice and betting what I've been telling you to

01:28:25.640 bet over the last month, month and a half or so, you'd be up a decent amount.

01:28:30.980 Oh, we're running, like, 54%, baby.

01:28:33.860 That doesn't sound like great odds.

01:28:36.200 It is.

01:28:36.720 If you're a better, it is. 0.99

01:28:37.960 I'm not a better, because that's retarded. 1.00

01:28:40.440 Are there people that actually bet exactly what you say, or do they just argue with you?

01:28:45.240 No, most people don't argue with me, actually.

01:28:48.340 Like, my viewers, like, I don't know.

01:28:50.800 They like what I have to say.

01:28:51.920 It's crazy.

01:28:52.560 Like, there are people that show up, especially for the college football show, there are people

01:28:56.040 that show up every week, and they want me to, like, talk about certain games that they're

01:29:02.080 betting.

01:29:02.500 Like, Toad, what do you think about this game?

01:29:04.380 Like, oh, no, you disagree with me on this?

01:29:06.640 That's not good.

01:29:07.560 Like, they respect me.

01:29:08.840 I like it. 1.00

01:29:10.920 Wow, these people are born fucked up. 1.00

01:29:13.180 It's like my own world over there. 1.00

01:29:14.600 It's wild.

01:29:15.160 By the way, I got Joey Poop Bag in here saying, TLC, Timeline Cleanse, Raven Show gets a little 1.00

01:29:20.320 pee-pee-poo-poo sometimes, but TG is non-stop, dick-sucking, man-raping gay chicken. 1.00

01:29:26.380 I can't do it. 1.00

01:29:27.800 I just said something about that I found to be worth mentioning.

01:29:31.000 What?

01:29:31.860 Joey Poop Bag.

01:29:32.280 Joey Poop Bag said that?

01:29:34.400 Timeline Cleanse gets a little pee-pee-poo-poo-poo.

01:29:35.560 Joey Poop Bag is upset that we talk about gay stuff too much? 0.55

01:29:39.640 Yeah, that's where he drives a lot. 0.92

01:29:41.180 Yeah, Joey Poop Bag is mad that we're too pee-pee-poo-poo.

01:29:45.640 I care about the cause and I care about the movement. 0.99

01:29:47.320 I just don't give a fuck about these people. 0.99

01:29:48.460 Like, I... 0.99

01:29:49.540 What else does David do on his show?

01:29:52.420 He literally...

01:29:53.080 I thought he did pretty hard.

01:29:53.520 Yeah, that's all I did.

01:29:54.000 I watch his show and he just...

01:29:55.520 He's like, there's fist fights between homeless, you know, minorities. 0.97

01:29:58.160 Yeah, he legit is doing nigger fights. 1.00

01:30:00.060 I mean, he screams at you guys. 0.97

01:30:00.520 I guess he's very highbrow compared to us.

01:30:02.480 Yeah.

01:30:03.700 Okay.

01:30:04.020 It's weird.

01:30:04.700 It's a weird thing that he's building over there and I don't like it.

01:30:07.440 I don't like it.

01:30:08.160 Like, the people are weird.

01:30:10.740 They start to, like, gather around him.

01:30:12.960 There's, like, a weird $2 tier and they're, like, a whole part of it.

01:30:16.080 I'm like, are you making a cult?

01:30:17.660 Are you...

01:30:17.920 Because I'm just trying to do a conspiracy show over here.

01:30:20.200 But I feel like...

01:30:20.600 How many views does he get? 1.00

01:30:23.060 Uh, fuck it. 1.00

01:30:23.780 I don't know. 1.00

01:30:23.960 Let's check.

01:30:24.360 I don't even know.

01:30:25.120 Let's look it up.

01:30:26.080 Let's look it up.

01:30:26.560 Yeah.

01:30:27.060 We all have our own, like, weird corners of the internet as well.

01:30:31.160 Thank you.

01:30:31.720 I've been waiting for this.

01:30:33.180 Misconception.

01:30:34.400 All people in Down syndrome look alike. 1.00

01:30:38.160 God.

01:30:39.080 Isn't that true?

01:30:40.720 That's crazy.

01:30:41.840 I like that chick sitting there in the front, man. 1.00

01:30:48.680 Were there four twins making a joke?

01:30:50.500 Yeah.

01:30:52.060 All right.

01:30:52.420 So, here.

01:30:52.800 Let's see the views real quick. 0.93

01:30:53.940 Now I'm fucking confused. 0.99

01:30:54.460 Four twins. 0.99

01:30:55.580 Quadruplets. 1.00

01:30:56.200 God, I'm an asshole. 1.00

01:30:56.980 I'm an idiot. 1.00

01:30:57.700 Yeah, one of them looks like she's, like, totally emaciated. 1.00

01:31:00.160 One of them is, like, very overweight.

01:31:01.960 I don't know what is happening there.

01:31:03.300 So, he does two and a half thousand views on Rumble about every time he does that.

01:31:08.260 But, yeah.

01:31:08.440 But that's probably, like, a thousand views or something like that.

01:31:11.040 Yeah.

01:31:11.340 Rumble numbers.

01:31:11.980 He's doing good.

01:31:12.900 He's doing good, I think.

01:31:13.940 Yeah.

01:31:14.220 TLC's killing it.

01:31:14.720 He is.

01:31:15.620 Yeah.

01:31:15.940 I think he's slowly overtaking you.

01:31:17.500 I'm going to take over your channel and kick you out. 1.00

01:31:20.140 That's weird, right?

01:31:21.160 Yeah.

01:31:21.800 Maybe I should go to the top or to me?

01:31:23.700 He's going to slowly make you the production guy and that'll be it. 0.99

01:31:27.080 Should I kill David? 0.97

01:31:27.240 This was recommended by you, Clint. 0.99

01:31:28.920 This 21 Rape Street. 1.00

01:31:30.320 Do you want to say this?

01:31:30.940 Yeah, let's run it. 0.99

01:31:31.640 Lose my body for six years for your own sexual gratification.

01:31:37.340 The 27-year-old was sentenced to 85 years in prison for as several female high school students 0.98

01:31:43.900 while disguised as a 17-year-old.

01:31:46.300 Zachary Scheich disguised himself as a 17-year-old boy

01:31:49.760 and attended to different high schools in Lincoln for a total of 50 for days.

01:31:54.320 During this time, he was accepted into the schools using false documents,

01:31:58.720 including birth certificates, immunization records, transcripts, and medical records.

01:32:03.700 And with his 164 centimeters height and social media targeting,

01:32:08.000 he lured the female high school students into having SEX with him as their boyfriend.

01:32:12.580 It wasn't until June that authorities immediately launched an investigation into Scheich

01:32:17.480 after a parent found out what was going on and contacted the school district.

01:32:21.960 Authorities said Scheich created false documents posing as a 17-year-old student

01:32:26.960 and admitted to having inappropriate relationships with multiple female students.

01:32:32.040 Police say Scheich also asked a 23-year-old woman, Angela Navarro,

01:32:36.760 to pose as his mother to help him get into the school.

01:32:39.680 But she pleaded not guilty to the impersonation charge and was released on bail.

01:32:44.320 Scheich was eventually sentenced to 85 to 120 years in prison.

01:32:48.820 Do you think the school is to blame?

01:32:50.520 What?

01:32:52.840 How old was he?

01:32:54.000 He should be freed from being a genius, obviously.

01:32:56.640 27?

01:32:56.960 27?

01:32:57.260 And how old were these girls in high school? 0.99

01:32:58.880 Now we're getting into age of 17.

01:33:00.140 Who is my body?

01:33:01.140 No, see, you know what would have been really hilarious, though, 0.99

01:33:03.020 is he pretends to be 17 and he only fucks 18-year-old high schoolers, 0.99

01:33:07.040 so they're raping him in their minds. 0.99

01:33:11.980 I don't know if we should be doing this. 0.94

01:33:13.540 I'm not going to defend the guy.

01:33:14.840 I just think that at some point you have to appreciate someone's, like, effort.

01:33:20.660 Yeah. 0.96

01:33:21.500 He spent 58 days going to high school just to bang girls. 0.59

01:33:27.420 That's crazy. 0.67

01:33:28.440 How many high schools did he go?

01:33:30.400 He had more than one girlfriend then in these high schools. 1.00

01:33:34.460 Dude, in under two months, he tricked a whole bunch of bitches to fuck him. 1.00

01:33:38.320 I couldn't do that in high school. 1.00

01:33:39.800 It's a great scam.

01:33:41.000 It's a great scam, and I kind of respect him for it.

01:33:43.320 Imagine he's sitting through classes.

01:33:45.480 Like, you've got to actually take the classes.

01:33:46.740 He actually went to high school 10 years later. 0.98

01:33:49.820 That sucks. 0.87

01:33:50.160 You've got to be there at 8 in the morning and do classes. 0.99

01:33:54.960 Imagine if he was, like, killing it at all the classes, too. 1.00

01:33:57.400 Like, he's fucking all these bitches, and he's, like, acing calculus. 1.00

01:34:00.640 It's just what I think is so funny about it is, like, 1.00

01:34:03.480 I know we've all had this thought, like,

01:34:05.080 if you could go back with your mind now and just live life again,

01:34:08.600 how far advanced. 1.00

01:34:10.460 How much teenage pussy can we pull? 1.00

01:34:12.560 Well, I didn't think about it in that angle, 1.00

01:34:15.020 but it's, like, this dude lived that.

01:34:17.220 Like, he actually did it.

01:34:18.180 He went back with his mind of a 27-year-old to a 17-year-old,

01:34:21.620 but he just didn't actually go back in time.

01:34:23.140 He's, like, you know what I would do as a 27-year-old? 1.00

01:34:25.240 I would crush teenage pussy right now. 1.00

01:34:28.580 Respect. 1.00

01:34:28.860 That's what I should do.

01:34:29.700 And his friends are, like, I don't believe it.

01:34:31.700 He's, like, bet. 0.99

01:34:32.720 I have acquired all the skills for top-tier teenage pussy crossing. 1.00

01:34:36.800 It's crazy. 0.99

01:34:37.680 I have to go back.

01:34:39.000 If you can go back with your brain, you would do, like, so much better 1.00

01:34:42.660 because high school is retarded. 1.00

01:34:44.440 It's, wow, that's crazy. 0.94

01:34:46.060 Really puts into, like, perspective. 0.99

01:34:47.180 I could barely tell when a bitch was into me back then, you know? 1.00

01:34:49.380 Like, you just don't even know the tells, you know? 0.99

01:34:51.500 It's totally true.

01:34:52.680 And, like, he just went back there, and he's, like,

01:34:54.680 he's, like, I'm going to correct everything I did wrong.

01:34:58.640 But I'm not going to wait for my next life.

01:35:00.420 I'm just going to do it now. 0.99

01:35:01.860 It's like Harlem Globetrotting on these bitches. 1.00

01:35:04.640 How come this never happens in, like, those, you know, 0.99

01:35:06.380 like, comedies and whatever where an adult, like, goes back to school? 1.00

01:35:09.180 How come they never fuck teenage bitches in those movies? 1.00

01:35:11.880 Because it's pedophilia, and you can't really do that in movies. 1.00

01:35:14.900 Well, I mean, I guess you could nowadays. 0.99

01:35:16.240 Dude, I bet you those movies that they did that in the 80s and shit, 0.99

01:35:19.500 they probably did that. 0.99

01:35:20.900 They were trying to normalize it. 1.00

01:35:23.060 I don't think they were trying to normalize shit. 1.00

01:35:24.980 I think it was just normal back then. 0.99

01:35:26.720 It was just a thing.

01:35:27.820 Speaking of normalizing pedophilia,

01:35:29.760 we should probably bring this discussion over to the penthouse.

01:35:33.460 I don't know.

01:35:33.600 Yeah, that's a good idea, because I do have questions.

01:35:36.280 I've got questions about this guy.

01:35:38.520 I have questions for you guys about this guy

01:35:40.980 and what we really feel, because now I do have a lot of questions about that.

01:35:44.360 But, yeah, whatever.

01:35:45.780 It's been Saturday. 0.98

01:35:46.700 About Fuentes or this rapist, dude? 0.97

01:35:48.940 It's been Saturday. 0.93

01:35:50.080 Pull that picture of Fuentes up.

01:35:51.520 We'll see you guys over in the penthouse.

01:35:54.000 Peace out.

01:35:54.380 I just wanted to say it with him looking through. 0.98

01:35:56.240 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:35:57.900 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:35:59.580 No way, Jose. 1.00

01:36:01.280 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:36:03.540 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:36:05.220 No way, Jose. 0.99

01:36:06.700 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

01:36:07.900 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:36:08.960 Flint, bitch. 1.00

01:36:10.380 Reed. 1.00

01:36:13.120 Cole.

01:36:14.620 Top Lobster.

01:36:15.940 And Toad.

01:36:17.340 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:36:19.800 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:36:21.300 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

01:36:23.320 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:36:25.920 Toad is sick, no way, Jose. 0.99

01:36:27.780 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:36:29.380 They made Dave Smith all his fame. 0.98

01:36:30.900 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:36:32.840 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:36:35.920 They made Dave Smith all his fame.

01:36:38.400 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:36:41.480 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.96

01:36:42.980 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that. 0.94

01:36:49.640 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.93

01:36:53.060 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I.

01:36:55.360 That's all, folks.

01:36:56.520 We'll be right back.

Tower Gang - November 14, 2024

Ep 203 - Cummibalism

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