Ep 205 - The Penthouse
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Summary
This week, the boys talk about a disturbing incident involving a turkey processing plant, and the fact that birds have a vagina and a butt. Also, we talk about the time a woman was raped by a turkey.
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I literally was just making my turkey earlier today.
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We probably should have saved the breastfeeding for the penthouse.
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Let's just watch all breastfeeding during this.
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The workers at a butterball turkey plant were caught assaying...
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These men were caught on video putting their ding-a-lings inside of the turkeys vajayjay before the turkeys were.
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Other men at this meat processing facility were caught...
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Other men were violently abusing the turkeys...
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...by stomping on them until they were unalive.
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And these same men will stop the entire production line.
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Like, the conveyor belt that has, like, all the turkeys...
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Can you imagine being the undercover person videoing people fucking turkeys?
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You get the assignment and they go, like, hey, we think they're, like, fucking turkeys in there.
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And you see you get there and they're just, like, first day on the job.
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And the guy's like, listen, if you need to take a minute and, like, go let a load off, just let us know.
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Are we just going to skip over the fact that, like, there's a better than 0% chance one of us has eaten a turkey that's been fucked by a migrant?
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What I was saying, if you go and, like, buy just a whole turkey, on the package it says some shit, like...
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Like, because it says something, like, and other natural flavors.
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Dude, there's this other video that's, like, almost like a Project Veritas thing.
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I don't know if Tyler can find it, but they were, like, interviewing people there.
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And one of the guys is, like, yeah, and I even saw this guy.
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You've got some nigga just fucking running roughshod on her cloaca.
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It's after disturbing allegations that workers at Company Butterball were sexually abusing
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Pumping turkey and bragging about a boss and reported seeing male workers putting their
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fingers inside a bird's cloaca, pumping a turkey, pumping a turkey, and...
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The flashback to me threatening my wife to finger her.
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Also, this is just like any type of, like, I'm not going to say, but, like, you know how
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workplace stuff, you kind of get, like, you start doing, like, super shit.
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You don't ever just, like, finger a turkey at work?
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No, because, you know, a orc, it'll always be, like, with you, so you're boys, and you're
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like, eh, and you're like, ah, and you're like, ah, and you're like, ah, and you're
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Imagine doing that with, like, you just have, like, a dead turkey full awake and you're
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PETA posted footage from inside the slaughterhouse that showed one man sitting on a bird and
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that bad that turkey did look regal six reported back what he saw the resurfaced footage hasn't
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they've been fucking these turkeys since 2006 how are you guys throwing a random thing about
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them throwing around stuff when you're talking about fucking them like i don't care about the
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abuse we're talking about fucking i've probably eaten hundreds of fucking canin turkeys but
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actually no jose has a good point there it's just really funny it's just like there was massive
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amounts of sexual assault and and rape of these turkeys and they also threw them onto a conveyor
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belt yeah they're gonna kill him next so who really gives a fuck i mean i guess but he didn't
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fuck it it's also waiting it no it's like imagine like imagine like the jews like against like uh
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like whatever heads blah or whatever and they're like they're raping babies they're blowing up uh
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like hospitals they're littering like no but coal this is exactly what the jews are doing and this
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is the fuck i feel like i've been trashing the jews but they remember they were putting that pipe
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like they were sticking pipes up there these people's asses and it's like you don't remember
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that yeah you got to remember that palestinians remember the ass pipe the pipe passes and it was
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like you totally would remember that dude they were colonel mustard in the observatory with a pipe
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up his ass they were protesters in israel open air prison in gaza with a fucking lead pipe the
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protesters in israel were they were like yo let these soldiers go oh the rape thing the whole
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knesset rape trial like we we want rape we want i thought they were actually raving them with their
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dicks i didn't know they were just piping these no they like brutally fucking like pipe raped him and
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like but if you're gonna kill him like fucked him and then oh put someone oh fucking with this oh fuck
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i i honestly find it more depraved to pipe rape somebody than to dick rape them i think it's more
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depraved to rape the turkey because we're gonna eat it after if you just pipe rape a palestinian
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person and kill them it's like whatever you know you can pipe rape palestinians all day there's no
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chance i'm eating one at thanksgiving so do what you want to do 100 a palestinian will never end up on
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my plane at thanksgiving a turkey however possibly i'm a family it's like i'm a ham guy they're
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fucking here more about people coming in my turkeys and they're probably you know what's funny all their
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sins onto it dude what's funny is like if you are if you actually are like a ham guy it's like i don't
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like turkey i'm over a ham guy on my holidays they actually know that those ham isn't gonna be
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fucked because the muslims won't touch them like they literally these these immigrants you know that's
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funny you just won't touch them either my family knows that i'm a ham guy because i don't fuck with
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turkey i'm like this shit doesn't taste good it makes you sleepy fuck turkey i'm next next
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you're against something that makes you sleepy yeah bro because i'm already cozy i ain't got to
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get more sleepy just just relax reaching unprecedented levels of cozy yeah dude like you want me to be
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that cozy like it's fucking 3 p.m everybody chill out um that's what thanksgiving is so from now on
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from now on when i go to thanksgiving i'm not gonna have to defend my my ham position anymore i'm
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gonna have to say you guys are eating fucking migrant cum so how about you get off your high
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horse hey jeff a nigger chips in your turkey shut the fuck up so so how about you let me enjoy my
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ham you cum guzzling turkey fucking lover only white people handle pigs these fucking these immigrants
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don't even touch a pig they're just all over your turkey jive ass turkey my seventh grade teacher
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used to call me a jive turkey no they did it wow are you serious really what's a cloaca feel like
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though like i'm telling you it has to be lubed up i've uh yeah but like isn't it hard it sounds like
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cloaca sounds hard is it hard no it just makes you hard
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i would think it's quite firm it pushes eggs out so you would think that probably
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and it's obviously way smaller so it probably is quite a ride if you think about it but oh you
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know how tight that cloaca be though yeah for real oh god gross clippy cloaca oh i like that oh
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hey honestly how could you even get in there how could you honestly not so bad i don't know
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that's like how small are migrants like bewilderingly uncomfortably tight i don't know
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they like that closey man dude look at this stop showing me it that makes me so uncomfortable
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disgusting dog look at that bitching off his cloaca well that's well that's another thing um
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there's a job that's called a chick sexer and their job is to like like somehow like i don't know like
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push like out of the bird to figure out what gender it is yeah yeah do you know how down bad you got
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it be to be fucking some turkey cloaca like god damn i'll jerk off my whole life before i
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have you tried it have you tried it don't know oh you're over here jerking off like a peasant i'm
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now here's a question oh actually this is actually a really good uh hold on let me look
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at this because i watch i watch my my chicken yeah now i wonder how they do it what is i actually
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they have one and how they do it also dump it up from one cloaca to the other what's going on here
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i don't know how he even gets his dick and he gets on there and he he bites her neck and he goes
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and then jumps off and it's like literally three seconds and all we show the video of
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he's a one-pump chomp now oh the cat's fucking yeah cap rape is actually insane if you can find
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that hold on oh i remember my whole point i was saying earlier in the pre-show wait wait
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before we do that i'm so hypocritical real quick jose so hypocrite damn it i don't lose it again
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damn it all right i know but jose just tramples you and just continues on it's very annoying
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no but he was going it was his thing no there's a it's a question that i have to get to before we
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go through cat rape okay we talked about cats enough would you the same turkey over and over
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no let's bring it back to turkey no we got we got to get that new that new no i don't know if he
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if you find it if you find a good one if you find a good cloaca you don't give a good cloaca
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the next cloaca not gonna be as good you know oh see see this is the type of nigga that just
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settles for the first cloaca i'm gonna i'm gonna see i'm gonna test out seven eight ten
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twelve fifteen different cloacans before i settle on one because you want to break that
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cloaca in dog like you don't want to be you know coming back to first you know all over again like
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now well true plus the first cloaca like maybe it's the best cloaca you ever had no but after
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after a couple weeks you gotta fucking move on you're gonna blow that thing out no no no every
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time a new cloaca dude it's just like you know how like bitchy they get and they're so i mean
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you've got to do so much damage to them i wonder if i can joke about this as long as i'm not looking
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at it if i'm looking at it i can't joke about it it's too disgusting it's disgusting look at that
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thing in the middle what is that it looks it looks like legitimately like a sore i can't look at it
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like an open source i'm not looking at it you should be disappointing yourself peter's right here okay
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peter this is the one good thing peter's done by the way yeah like they literally suck at everything
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else but they were just like oh like just don't uh oh here we go this is the one good thing i wish
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i could find they gave us content yeah man what is going on here this is oh my god fuck dude
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why does that cat rapist look like a dude it literally grabs them which by the way get your
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bitch yo y'all have seen like cat teeth are like the sharpest shit in the world and they grab it by
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the back of the neck and they're just like hold on what kind of cat is that rape that those are like
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uh sphinx cats or what are those yeah those are sphinx what you're missing though to be fair is like
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30 minutes of the girl throwing her ass up at him like like so like all you saw was like i'm gonna
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fuck you like is it is it really rape then no for it i mean it debatably is but not really like
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it's like they know like she let him on yeah no for real they're just throwing their ass up and
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they're like literally rubbing it on him and being like what you're missing so you're missing from
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that video towards me on the street i can fuck her yeah jose do you watch your cats fuck yeah when
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i mean you got to make sure you're gonna confirm it every day
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what you're missing also from this is because i couldn't get it in the video i downloaded was the
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the sound the sound that the cat is making it is it's ungodly actually yeah it's pretty wild
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do you get it with sound do they do they always make that sound or sometimes are they like cool
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uh i mean it's pretty consistent i mean there's minor variations but for the most part it's generally
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kind of the same i think the sound of cats fuck every single time jose not every time sometimes
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just throw them around be like yeah just fuck whatever would you rather watch it than not
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you fucking freak i'm pretty as a business man to it i really don't care it's just right more questions
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do you have a cat fuck room not particularly we we let them fuck in different spots we have a few
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spots where it's appropriate to fuck here appropriate there not appropriate to fuck over
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here clint it's the same thing as basically asking like whenever you were doing you know like building
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houses like did you go check on the building being like the house is being built like of course you
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did like this is what he's doing he's like i need to check yes you gotta go watch the the rape
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i need to make sure that it's happening you know and make sure he's doing it right
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could you give me a full a full example of the the sound since we couldn't hear it in the video
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um well actually the dudes it was like the girl that was making all the noises in that right cool
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yeah so what oh yeah you can see you can see you don't make a lot of noises
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they bite their necks which is like a thing they do every night
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just give us the best noise i'm i'm i'm leaning up to it hold on hold on yeah go
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i don't want to get you to tell they could just
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yes go to the cat video it's it is that it's and then and then then the dude like he does
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and then she goes and then like he runs off and she's like get the
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off me like she's all mad after that like she attacks him she's like you should have pulled
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out you dumb no for real it is a natural reaction every time like after he nuts she then she'll get
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upset and no longer wants anything to do with him slaps him off and then like then she does this
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weird thing where they'll rub over on the side like i'll be like all like they're on catnip or
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some shit like they got all nutted they ran off their nut and hold on when they get
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hold on when they get nutted in they act like they're on catnip like they're literally yeah it
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is kind of like that it's like that catnip like you've seen a cat on catnip where they're all like
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rolly and all like excited kind of deal yeah like it's that like literally when they get nutted in
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then they like they get all mad at the boy immediately like to get the
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fuck away from me and then go off in their little corner and do that somewhere and then
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like if the boy tries to get close to him again she will freak out again like get away from me
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no matter the species women act the exact same yeah it's wild i am gonna say uh to which bird has
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the best chloe chloe cussy uh probably geese i was gonna say no geese are disgusting dude
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these are nasty straight out like they they have no sphincter so i think that that's an advantage
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for their chloe cussy they got they got a smooth yeah straight chloe cussy yeah
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i don't want to think about chloe anymore i would i would think um stop it stop it
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something big like a condor like this is like legit my least favorite bit we've ever done
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no it's driving me crazy no you know what you know what legitimately is a swan because at least
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it's also like a beautiful creature they're fucking mean you want to fuck a swan you're
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like at least it's majestic while i fuck it yeah at least swans are beautiful it's not the black swans
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gross yeah no that's actually a good point yeah i want a white swan just like that
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who has a better chloe cussy in this picture here probably a peacock i don't know something about
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like all the feathers it would just feel extravagant you know who would you rather
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this this vulture or this kid the vulture honestly yeah the vulture the kid already got
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by life yeah poor thing oh that's that is that's the worst depressing that's the worst thing anyone has
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ever done on the internet i think i honestly think what top just said is the worst thing anyone has ever
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said would you tweet that top would you tweet that right there would you tweet that and say
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go home and think about it you coward gun to your head you can't get out of this libertarians
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you gotta have sex with one of these chloe cussies which one honestly this black
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kid looks like he's got a cloaca he looks like he hasn't even like developed the full he looks like a bird
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yeah wow that's a great question you have to all right clint we drop a nuclear bomb you have to
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fuck one of these things drop the bomb he's like drop a nuke drop a nuke literally into my eyes this
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this photo gets taken down i can't do it no everyone has to answer that's the rules now you have to
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fuck one of these things where did you find this because that that vulture is just looking at that
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as fresh meat we understand this is what this is a famous picture well you know it's the whole point
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dude dude vultures can smell death that's why you know the whole point of the picture was that
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this starving african is about to be eaten by a vulture right top found a different use for it though
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that was the purpose of that photo what would you how would you phrase it like which would you rather
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uh-huh is that kind of thing hold on hold on hold on i didn't want to say this vultures in india must
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be confused as hell because everything smells like death okay so gun to your head
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yo vultures in india just be flying in a thousand different circles they don't know where the
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to go they just they'd be flying into temples and sky they don't know what the
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top for real legitimately the darkest question i've ever heard anybody ask i'm tweeting right
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now gun to your head oh my god which would you don't do it and then hashtag butter bowl turkey
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honestly if it gets double digit likes i'll be surprised this is a this is i think this might
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be the line if you if you if you don't get kicked off of twitter for that for that i'll be surprised
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but it's really i mean what am i asking what am i you're like starving african
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child's master or vulture cloaca that's what you're like how dare you then just save bird you
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fucking psycho you don't have to fuck the kid we gave you an option should i should i actually
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fucking post this i don't know dude no it's like you can either fuck the kid or you
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fuck the vulture and we'll save the kid like we'll give him food and water he'll go to a nice home
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that's your choice yeah you guys showed a seat chose to see pedophilia here we saw like a a path for this
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this young man's life i love i love that cole cole had to like you gotta you gotta spruce this up
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because otherwise i'm definitely i'm definitely going with the kid if you don't this is so wrong
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i'd like clip that i'm honestly for the first time he was like he's like no no but like they're
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everyone's gonna say the kid right so you got to make it so that if you the the vulture then we're
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gonna give the kid food because then they'll the vulture should i post this like honestly for the
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the first time in my life i'm actually having you think everybody would answer the kid what
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i mean even the chat's like no dude what the fuck is wrong with you
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i think that uh i think that uh i think that vultures
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i i fucked the vulture you think this is james lindsey after all his replies
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you're like should i do it i've never i've never seen a tweet that like i i'm like i think this might
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be illegal like i think that's a defense of my sensibilities yeah the vultures is probably like
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legitimately better though than the kids bossy it's like i didn't think i had it's like this is this is
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this is one of those things where it's like this is one of those things where it's like you don't
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know if you have a line until you cross it bro bro i was like i didn't think i had a line i i thought i
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had no line i've never heard anything that offended me at all that was just insane
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the fact that it came to him so the fact that it came to him so naturally too you know it was just
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like it was like it's like right away it just i'm sorry i'm disturbed i'm sorry i'm like this it's not
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it's not my fault really no i really honestly i've never been more confident that you have brain damage
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than the fact that that just like that sprung to mind because that is such a fucked up thing to say
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or think or or draft and and like should i be to post it get to the point of like should i
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i mean it's just pure madness i think i'm gonna post this the fucking this penthouse got to go up to
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like the general public we should you know what fuck it my god t-shirt i'm making it a t-shirt yeah
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would you rather would you rather oh just which would you rather and then that picture just literally
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just says would you rather just a picture and then people don't and it's up to them to decide what
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does that mean all right guys honestly should i fucking post this should i do not please don't
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please don't legitimately please don't all right so we have one yes uh cole says no
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i mean i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you no but for the sake of content the best way this
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episode ends is for you to press that post i mean yeah i just if you press post and we end the
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stream but that's it that's it it's the only way is there or we just in the stream and you have to
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go to twitter i mean if it was posted the hashtag is so insane too
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or just do hashtag thanksgiving and then like because a bunch of people are going to be posting
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hashtag thanksgiving no nice guy says post to the spirit of thanksgiving
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yeah how about just post like thanksgiving how about just post it just post it and just say this
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is what i'm thankful for free speech i like the idea of cutting the episode before you know of top
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posted yeah i like that too i like to see if you like all right it's over if you want to see if this
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is posted we have to end this we have to end this right now oh my god i can't i like i can't
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this would be great if we have to get bertman to write another
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article to get you out of twitter no no you don't get it you on you inferred the pedophilia
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i honestly don't care like yeah it's your fault if that's what you thought which would you hold
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on i think it would be better if i made rather in bold
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all right i'm gonna post it that's it oh my god see you guys see you next week