Tower Gang - Ep 205 - The Shinys

00:00:00.000 real he said hey do you like jews i heard you don't like jews i said i don't like nobody jews

00:00:05.220 niggas asians blacks whites mexicans puerto ricans cubans dogs horses fish roaches worms

00:00:14.240 butterflies ants nigga i don't like nothing the city's retarded the city's retarded

00:00:19.440 what's up retards

00:00:24.360 i want to listen to music from the hood i don't ever want to step foot yes right

00:00:31.680 i've been replying for another one and in the background mind i was like it would be me

00:00:37.800 like it's retarded baby like it would be so cool and i'm like hold you when you're down

00:00:42.440 why are we talking about on this show

00:00:55.760 oh that's that's too far i'm asking a question

00:01:02.760 dude what was that chinese egg i have no idea i have no clue what was going on there i like it

00:01:21.800 hoes bitches niggas honkies hey them all i ain't like none motherfuckers i love black races dude uh

00:01:32.140 chubans he said chubans i don't know what chubans are but like i don't like them either i don't

00:01:37.000 like them either yeah i hate chubans and cubans hate them both they're cubans that wear shoes

00:01:40.960 whatever they are wherever they're from fuck them you know we're starting off the show

00:01:45.040 and and clint has already dropped an n-bomb i think it was even a hard r

00:01:48.960 and i just think how how stupid and irresponsible it is for him to continue to show up

00:01:54.520 unemployed it's unemployed clint he was unemployed clint up in this bitch

00:01:58.980 unemployed clint he's dropping racial slurs up in this bitch i don't give a fuck dog he's smoking

00:02:04.540 weed on his couch dropping n-bombs he doesn't care dude he's fucking unemployed i like this

00:02:09.860 version clint yeah he's literally he's allowing me to podcast every day you know i'm saying bro he's

00:02:14.560 literally our unemployed friend that does shit on a tuesday like at like 3 p.m you know hey man

00:02:19.280 hey what a real shit i forgot it was wednesday that's why i was late it's crazy he doesn't

00:02:25.000 he doesn't clean you realize it's thanksgiving tomorrow right do you not i i do know that but

00:02:29.280 only because i have to go see my brother in the hospital so is that where you're having

00:02:33.240 thanksgiving at yeah dude we're gonna have to eat the hospital turkey man paste dude that's so great

00:02:40.080 dude look i love my replacement at least they got a younger replacement you know i love that luke

00:02:44.180 is uh doing advertising based on his personality is that his mom what are they doing who the fuck

00:02:51.340 luke baby luke baby boy what are you doing is that luke's mom what y'all don't let me get my

00:02:56.380 fucking top talked right over me trying to get my joke out that i said in our group chat too

00:03:00.300 what did you say i said that uh luke is running ads based on his personality

00:03:04.420 oh the x tool yeah that's a fucking that is a banger it's i wanted it i wanted to tweet it

00:03:10.160 it doesn't make sense without the thing up yeah yeah x tool

00:03:13.560 x tool i thought it was the i thought it was or just tool and just tool was really the

00:03:21.020 guy that was what i was going for

00:03:23.000 oh fuck that's me so so you're gonna eat hospital turkey um

00:03:29.100 i'm actually i'm uh i'm doing my own turkey i'm roasting a turkey by myself

00:03:41.380 are you for real yeah no for i had sitting in the um i'm dry brining it in the uh refrigerator

00:03:46.020 right now have you done it before yeah yeah okay no actually real shit the hospital's in

00:03:50.720 fort lauderdale that's a far enough drive i can drop the top and take the shirt off so

00:03:54.540 the commenter great great point i will be doing that tomorrow it's not all bad it's not all bad

00:03:59.400 thank you for going to the hospital brother you get to be shirtless outside in november man that's

00:04:06.420 like bro the weather in the winter is better than the summer in south florida it is fucking

00:04:11.720 perfection every day like it's overcast basically throughout late summer but then like november

00:04:18.820 through february every day is 74 it's like perfect so it's like california weather all year round

00:04:25.240 like how california is all year round it's that's what it's like right now in miami

00:04:28.740 yep dude uh how many so growing up it was never a problem because i always see the memes about like

00:04:34.980 talking politics at like the uh thanksgiving table that was never my like my my whole family is like

00:04:40.280 straight lace like conservative right yeah so there was never any political arguments anyway we never

00:04:45.180 talked about it at all though because it was like the 90s the 2000s people just didn't talk about

00:04:49.260 that shit no no one talked about politics when i was a kid i think it was really they didn't think

00:04:53.080 about it to be honest right so so so all the same everything was good even now y'all don't talk

00:04:59.060 politics at like thanksgiving because now that's all we talk about yeah see that's crazy still now

00:05:04.880 like uh i don't think anybody like my dad will just be like did you see what trump said and then

00:05:09.820 that'd be about it like that's like basically or some shit like that dude i'm i'm specifically

00:05:14.560 and explicitly talking about the nephilim anytime somebody brings up politics i just segue to the

00:05:20.840 nephilim you're the fucking worst dude you're the fucking every black person has a tiny person inside

00:05:28.220 them operating them with controls imagine if that three dollars imagine if that tiny person is also

00:05:33.820 black that has to be the most retarded black people like the ones that like have a little black

00:05:37.700 person inside of them doing the controls they're called a nidget

00:05:41.260 that's a good one that's a good one i like that no no one's giving that to toad no really it was

00:05:51.020 pretty cheap i'm sorry i can't even pretend to find that one funny like inside out but it's just

00:05:56.820 in like just inside out inside out

00:05:59.980 all right we're gonna got any mailbag what do we got oh yes i saw something in the chat someone

00:06:08.220 said something about no uh pre-show did we not record did we fuck up there was definitely did i think

00:06:13.660 we were recording we had some bangers we had some bangers we were dropping bangers i was i was we

00:06:17.220 were goofy yeah dude i was telling about how i like to uh my favorite things to do is pull my nose hair

00:06:22.220 out the telegram chat voted for mark vestibule or jc to be given permission to delete old mailbag

00:06:28.440 oh are they still going on about that it's actually funny pull that back up pull that i have not seen

00:06:32.360 anything about this but this here you don't get in the drama dude you need to be following the

00:06:36.780 telegram you need to be in the telegram i'm in the telegram i just don't want to be in the drama

00:06:40.360 no but the people in the telegram the people the patrons they think that this is some kind of uh

00:06:46.000 democracy it's not you're almost like they feel like they give us money they expect something for it

00:06:51.820 i like it i like it it's like it's like uh like the slaves like trying to unionize it's like you

00:06:57.700 don't get to do that the prisoners the prisoners voted for better food and we're like no you still

00:07:04.280 get your gruel that's what you're getting you still get a weapon not a fucking monkey

00:07:08.220 literally no turkey tomorrow all we have to do is just go in there and delete something but i'm like

00:07:15.640 and now i don't want to now i feel like i i've been getting legit mad at fucking toad like every

00:07:21.520 time i look at the tower getting targeting youtube and there's like a bajillion live streams and i'm

00:07:25.720 like just just to lead them just it's all it's all good just delete them he's too busy bro you did

00:07:32.180 today because i looked today i'm not doing it i'm not doing it i'm not doing it he's unemployed

00:07:36.280 fuck you dude i'm not doing it no i mean what's funny is even though clint's unemployed i feel like

00:07:43.840 uh he has a an actually busier life than he's an unemployed millionaire no no he's but his life

00:07:50.600 is legit like more like filled with things to do i do i do more shit than toad like well in fairness

00:07:56.640 like toad does a lot of shit but like the shit's pointless right like yeah the sports betting it's

00:08:01.780 like things he puts on himself like it's not like it's right like it's not anything he has to do

00:08:07.280 like those are things that you have to do and that's more intense he does i mean every night he's

00:08:12.060 at a comedy show or a concert and then he then he stays up then he stays up until five or a

00:08:16.700 basketball game then he stays up until 5 a.m recording fucking a show no one watches then he

00:08:21.000 goes to bed for 45 minutes he wakes up he wakes up he gets on the fucking train he thinks about

00:08:25.420 killing himself for an hour and a half as he waits to get to even though he could walk to work

00:08:28.520 faster refuses this dude this is i don't i can't believe how accurate this is you can't keep

00:08:36.780 getting away with it dude it actually by the way it makes me really mad that uh better off dead is

00:08:47.780 streaming to our our show like channel on youtube i don't know the only the only thing i like about

00:08:52.320 it is how how angry it makes our audience i i think that i think that's funny i hate it too

00:08:57.120 i like i get mad when i see it actually look why there's actually like half the viewers on youtube

00:09:03.480 right now that usually watch probably because of better off dead oh we're we are hemorrhaging

00:09:09.800 viewers because of that's a fact it makes me so mad dude i'm like we are literally it's but i'm

00:09:16.660 gaining i'm gaining a few though he's like he's like i've i've picked up four so i mean the the 200

00:09:24.280 we lost on target it's worth it seems like a fair exchange by the way it's literally it's literally

00:09:30.600 toad's betting it's literally toad's betting he was like i lost a thousand dollars but i won on the

00:09:36.320 bulls tonight so that's basically

00:09:38.360 it's literally like it's like running with a like an anchor strap to us it's like we're really strong

00:09:46.420 and really fast but there's a huge anchor of toad like just dragging us i like the idea of this is

00:09:52.840 an element of tower gang it's like this is a full experience you can pop in at some time and just

00:09:58.860 check in on you know the mental like well-being of toad if you want to i'm a big retarded anchor

00:10:05.740 what i what i've convinced toad to do i'm dragging you downs he's doing a daily blog of his mental

00:10:12.320 health that's that's what that's basically what this show is that's what better off that is that's

00:10:18.620 what his twitter account is like everything is just a diary i will admit this well it's been rough

00:10:25.120 well now now that we don't have like dead journal anymore i had to replace that with something

00:10:29.780 i will admit that i have done that for that purpose a few times literally just popped in just be like

00:10:34.400 i wonder what toad's up to and like not listen at all what like any of the bets because i don't

00:10:38.400 give a shit and then just pop out but like that's how he's doing he's a wild boy youtube is recommending

00:10:44.100 better off dead to people it will never recommend any of our other shows and still nobody watches it

00:10:50.900 it's incredible hardly anybody gets notifications for liberty lockdown but they're like but you want

00:10:55.280 to watch better off dead i can assure you that they're like no i don't think i do

00:10:59.060 god damn it he has a he has a more favorite uh like an algorithmic favoritism than lex friedman

00:11:08.920 and somehow so no it's still it's still like 64 viewers or whatever hunter goody says every time i've

00:11:15.580 i'm tempted to sin i watch toad's show that's actually that's actually a really good that's

00:11:20.500 interesting toad toad if you could play the violin music uh top toad could you tell us how you're

00:11:25.120 feeling i don't have it i still don't have my fucking roadcaster it's gonna be here monday

00:11:29.020 all right goddamn australians i mean because i've had no sleep the last few days i i woke up and i

00:11:34.780 was well i started getting like sick last night so i started pounding like i woke up like that

00:11:40.280 no no no well yes i mean every night i go to bed and i think i might not wake up but that's a

00:11:45.840 difference that's a different story last night when i start getting sick i start pounding like

00:11:51.120 zinc uh like curcetane or ivermectin whatever i have vitamin c vitamin d night well i'm just

00:11:58.380 pounding all that shit 24 34 24 you gotta stop buddy it's really funny toad like when he gets

00:12:05.200 sick he just starts he just opens up his like medicine cabinet and he just goes give me one of

00:12:10.360 everything just like he's going to die no i i don't know i woke up and i was just very very ill

00:12:21.140 this morning due to i don't know lack of sleep and whatever whatever else i don't know i thought

00:12:25.980 i thought i was gonna die pretty much like why did you think you were gonna die what specifically

00:12:31.180 i was just massive headache like sore throat like basically every ailment that you could think of

00:12:37.160 was like hitting me all at once i'm like this is just like i was you had i was incapacitated you got

00:12:42.060 toad got 39 views on this one mets dodgers is was there anything one month ago that you did

00:12:47.360 differently no i want to please i wore a hood i can't believe i said 65 viewers to be mean and i

00:12:54.260 was being nice that makes me so mad he said 65 and toad was like not bad he's like he's like crushing

00:13:01.440 crushing mother i have a few videos that have reached that i need i need to update the thumbnails

00:13:06.340 those thumbnails i can't believe you do this fucking daily dude it's so crazy you know what though this

00:13:12.080 might pick up like there are people who do like shows like i do that have been doing this for like

00:13:16.780 years and get those kind of numbers on a show they've been doing for years and he's been only

00:13:20.300 doing this for what like a year so not bad it's it's my daily betting stop playing this it's 41

00:13:26.020 minutes long that's why he's not people are not gonna watch this shit jose i'm sure you're trying

00:13:30.720 to be nice but like take that much time on it i'm still you said dude i you said not bad how could

00:13:35.260 like you can't be worse yeah nose runs and his feet smell i don't know because you build upside down

00:13:41.440 my nose runs but my feet actually don't smell i put them in my own mouth i actually know this is

00:13:48.460 even better his uh he actually is built backwards his uh dick smells like ass and his ass smells like

00:13:53.200 this is how i live i do this i'm telling you i do this at home toad i just this is my my backtrack

00:14:04.120 80 80 of toad's views are top it's great i gave you a blow-up win this morning on iowa state man

00:14:12.020 please turn this off this feels like mk ultra shit like it's like i'm getting irate i know we try not

00:14:20.400 to talk about serious shit but can we just make fun of james lindsey for a little bit oh yeah he's

00:14:24.540 awful yeah dude that's so funny we've been telling you this for a long time and you're like oh no he

00:14:29.040 has like some really great insights and like woke stuff and like woke things and well no he doesn't

00:14:34.420 know like right i was the problem no you're right i'm just fucking with you he failed the lobster

00:14:39.600 litmus test a long time ago and i already told you about it but whatever no repeat it what is it

00:14:45.460 he's a fucking fat faggot like like we kept saying that's the that's the top he got fat i don't know

00:14:53.180 how that happened he got famous writing about dog dick that's it not actually and he's like a uh he's

00:15:01.380 an academic who thinks he's like really fucking smart when he's like moderately smart yeah he's just

00:15:07.060 a leftist he's a midwit is that what you're saying yeah basically he's a leftist that wasn't smart

00:15:12.420 enough to to like make make good on that grift in in a progressive space so he came to what doesn't

00:15:19.480 make what doesn't make sense to me is that like he was doing great why is he doing this like he is

00:15:25.980 destroying his this is always him this is always him no no no that's really really really trying for

00:15:31.740 the apac money i don't know no i just i feel like he broke your truckers have to come through at some

00:15:36.980 point yeah he was doing hundreds like any any james lindsey speech you can go back and look a year

00:15:42.300 two years ago it's hundreds of thousands of views on youtube and now he's just like he's because

00:15:47.280 that was he's cannibalizing his own audience by alienating some of the other people that all of

00:15:52.960 his viewers like it's like it's just the most self-destructive thing i've ever seen you take

00:15:58.120 that jewish thing and and you use it like a prism and that jq shit is unlocked and exposed so many

00:16:03.980 people who work for the fucking jews bro it's like that's what it was that's exactly this this was his

00:16:11.360 his handlers went no because because yes lindsey the jq was actually the best handlers

00:16:17.840 his handlers played him perfectly until somebody said something against the jews and then they're

00:16:23.340 like we have to we have to push back against this will not stand and they keep pushing back against

00:16:28.700 it it was the whole christ is king thing that's what exposed him so we're saying it and he was

00:16:33.280 like oh you're just saying it as a battering gram and you're like using you're totally using

00:16:37.780 christianity which i believe in i'm like who do you work for james it's just so it's so crazy to

00:16:45.060 me to see an attempt to to create an umbrella term that encompasses both nick fuentes and dave smith

00:16:52.680 it's like it's such a mistake to do that and they they won't stop doing it and everyone's just like

00:16:59.160 this is retarded dave is actually jewish what are you doing and they're just like no you don't get it

00:17:05.020 let me explain it for the other i love actually it was he said he called him i actually love that

00:17:11.200 he called him jewish jewish is great yeah it's really funny though that's like that's no no it's

00:17:17.260 so funny i wanted to respond really i wanted to respond to it that's the only thing he's said over

00:17:21.680 the past 24 hours that i agreed with because david is jewish jewish well because isn't that what the

00:17:26.660 he's not really that he's like jewy but not like full jew you know wasn't there the senator

00:17:31.120 is that where senator said wasn't there a senator that was just like uh i'm not actually jewish but

00:17:35.840 i'm like jewish it wasn't there a senator that actually said that or something like that i've

00:17:39.560 heard people say that it's like saying but it's like no relevant it's like also who cares like it's

00:17:43.860 just dumb that's my least favorite part of dave smith the jewish part so like well yeah we figured

00:17:49.880 your top but listen the jews have been going crazy this year they've been they've been losing their

00:17:55.080 minds we oh yeah yeah so there was there really was a uh so on the times of israel uh this is where

00:18:02.120 i got this it was a gop congressman and he said because in his book he said he was jewish and it was

00:18:07.540 it was george santos that's right it was george santos that's right it was george santos he said

00:18:11.560 he was embellished i want to see this george santos saying i'm jewish i'm trying i'm trying to find

00:18:16.880 that's like a show clip right there he said i never claimed to be okay he said i never claimed

00:18:21.040 to be jewish i am catholic because i learned my maternal family had a jewish background i said i

00:18:25.300 was jewish like that's so funny actually the way in which he uses the word very jewish like the way

00:18:35.700 he's like uh picking and picking at these like definitions so i would say yes jewish you passed

00:18:41.060 the test 100 good good for you george santos also didn't he like uh wasn't he gay was he the gay

00:18:47.740 one or is i'm super gay dude george yeah i love him he was like probably my favorite politician just

00:18:53.820 because he's hilarious oh hey real quick can we talk about uh john rocker oh hell yeah we found

00:18:59.680 addresses on the show that like he's following like the whole gang basically he's not me but he

00:19:03.840 doesn't follow me but he does he does follow the four of you right not me i haven't engaged in

00:19:09.460 anything he follows me i don't really care this is you guys he's cool i guess i don't know

00:19:14.440 it's so fucking follows the three funniest members of target

00:19:18.700 wait who else is does he follow he follows toad you're saying yeah yeah he followed toad yeah

00:19:25.020 toad you and glint i just i just think it was funny because we talked about his uh his new york quote

00:19:31.380 on our show yeah like i i kind of if we could clip that and kind of it was like it was like less

00:19:36.940 than a month ago i think yeah yeah so laney get on it get on it find it if we can find that clip

00:19:42.340 of us talking about his quote because it was it is one of the funniest quotes of all time just

00:19:46.420 talking about dude hold on hold on before we do this you guys reminded me because you were saying

00:19:50.820 like is he jewish is he gay um yes i gotta share the screen what's the difference no dude because

00:19:58.400 the jewish the jewish gay shit is so it's great all right so i was looking hold on let me see i can

00:20:03.640 pause this it's all linking through uh netflix the other day to for something to watch couldn't find

00:20:08.920 anything and i rolled on this uh this preview yeah check this out we're gonna find out here really

00:20:14.500 okay oh jerry there's i just saw this toad look up to review bra thank you yeah absolutely i do

00:20:21.900 who does that's right stop addressing toad i don't know who that is review bra he's the one

00:20:26.940 that uh he's the one that gets all dressed up in like a suit and tie and then reviews like uh fast

00:20:31.860 food fast food you've seen him it's the day my day is ruined uh whatever listen you've definitely

00:20:38.080 seen uh he's great dude i scroll past this i watched like he's wonderful guy seconds he has like

00:20:44.480 the x factor man that's why he's so huge he's it i watched the first three seconds of this one

00:20:49.580 and we have to watch this this trailer together because it's it's got to be hilarious i think we

00:20:53.960 should just watch the whole movie okay fuck it yeah is it actually a movie is it a movie or a show

00:20:58.560 it's on netflix it looks like well netflix has shows it looks like you're a netflix pastor

00:21:03.860 can someone that has good internet uh show this yeah this is torture top sorry you can't do this

00:21:10.600 sorry okay perfect i'll send it off to you tyler it's gonna be in the private chat sorry guys uh

00:21:16.840 elon musk has betrayed me today starlink is not not looking too good right now this would go so

00:21:23.220 fucking hard for tops uh internet to come together yes the john rocker yes it is the john rocker

00:21:28.620 former uh atlanta braids pitcher yep uh and a tower game adult baseball would league would go so

00:21:35.700 fucking hard uh top would get actually really in florida i feel like isn't he yeah he's in florida

00:21:41.120 he probably is yeah i thought he saw on his like profile something about like wait clint you would

00:21:45.640 do you play did you play baseball or are you just like dude we need to get john rocker at a tower

00:21:50.860 gang event imagine him at brohemian grove just for the shits and gigs like i'm john rocker i played

00:21:55.580 baseball from four to 14. we did like get some sort of like vip thing or something for people like

00:22:00.860 i saw myself in the synagogue as a man and it seemed tell me just awful more than awful it's

00:22:09.580 dishonest i'm conning the community worse it's a false ritual ruben do you know where our names

00:22:17.240 come from dad i'm not ruben i'm mumi the bar mitzvah is all about deciding my purpose

00:22:24.900 taking responsibility for our actions miriam was 12 when she saved moses son your name is your soul

00:22:34.320 a prophecy your energy don't you like your soul ruben what do you know about my soul

00:22:42.240 what the fuck are we watching dude that is the purpose of us watching that top

00:22:47.240 no that's crazy dude son you want you want to i'm sorry that is your soul it's a self-inflicted

00:22:52.860 i think i think the jews have completely gone crazy because now i'm like bring it back to the

00:22:59.260 jews that's what they're making the propaganda yes bring it back to the jews it really wasn't

00:23:03.840 i mean it's called transmitsvah you know what you're right i was not seeing it

00:23:08.380 i think i know where top's going with this jewish people are producing jewish people are producing

00:23:14.960 the propaganda that turns people into anti-semites like intentionally at this point

00:23:19.920 yes exactly yeah that's what i thought you were going with i agree i actually i think i would rather

00:23:27.460 watch cuties by the way than uh than transmitsvah maybe they're creating you're like i would rather

00:23:35.500 watch child porn than this that's not not a that's what you probably want to say here's what here's

00:23:41.480 what's happening with the jews you ever played pokemon and then it'll it'll do something like

00:23:46.580 dude hitler tried to catch them all yeah they just go uh face the wall

00:23:52.540 so when the pokemon gets like a supersonic attack on them he'll be confused and then sometimes you'll

00:24:00.020 try to attack and it'll be like it hurt itself in confusion this is what the jews are doing right

00:24:05.140 now they're doing an attack like attack the goyim and it's like actually maybe if we just continue

00:24:09.300 to appeal to their degeneracy we'll be okay it's pikachu do you think that hitler called his ovens

00:24:15.120 charizards

00:24:15.740 i got pokemon jokes all day son wow anti-semitic pokemon jokes he thought he could uh capture the jews

00:24:28.260 by showing him a shiny i forget come on i forget shiny was that was it blue shinies are like what

00:24:35.520 they call like the uh the rare pokemon they're shinies but then shinies also like a coin

00:24:39.880 specific card reference like the card game yeah they call them shinies oh this is a generational

00:24:46.160 a generational gap so what's happening here is in our generation cole there were no shinies

00:24:52.500 in the pokemon okay i get it in your generation 150 pokemon you can't they do have the holographic

00:24:59.860 shiny card they call them okay whatever i guess i called them holographic because we weren't

00:25:04.660 savages shinies they're shinies i can't swear to god they call shinies oh my god hold on i just put

00:25:12.680 that together that's what you were calling the holographics was the shiny hold on cole's entire

00:25:25.280 generation just describes thing based off of appearance and the sensation it gives them

00:25:29.340 hold on i literally look shinies pokemon shiny decks lists of shiny sprites i fucking do it

00:25:35.220 no it's different so this is a variation this shiny when you when you get approached by a pokemon

00:25:42.480 sometimes they come out shiny we're talking about the playing cards very different okay well i was

00:25:48.060 just making a shiny uh talking about then this it's a generational thing you guys are talking

00:25:52.860 past each other we gotta move past this we have to move past oh wow okay mailbag i'm just old huh

00:25:58.680 please all right we'll do mailbag mark vestibule you're having a shit day and have decided to eat

00:26:04.760 the pain away what is your perfect fast food meal for this situation that big mac chicken's pretty

00:26:10.400 fucking tits it is actually pretty good yeah have you guys had that i had it once i have not but no

00:26:17.660 but i'm trying to think of what would be my fast food like uh if i'm if i'm just being a big fat

00:26:22.640 piece of shit uh beef and cheddars with the arby's sauce from arby's baconator dog baconator i was

00:26:29.180 gonna go baconator wendy's baconator does five guys count does five guys count yeah five guys

00:26:35.720 i'm not rich enough to eat at five guys but if you if you can afford it i guess live your best

00:26:40.320 five guys i definitely should not be eating up five guys i like five guys because it sounds gay

00:26:45.700 it's fine guys they usually do drive they don't do drive-thrus it's always walk-in right yeah i think

00:26:50.600 it's walking they may have i don't even know if i really consider that fast food it's like they do

00:26:54.280 they do delivery and pickup as well i think it is fast food i fuck five guys i can't stand it's a

00:27:00.240 pretentious burger joint yo i go to taco bell when i really like just don't want i eat taco bell on a

00:27:06.560 good day though oh no i'm like i'm gonna pay for this shit but it's like that's the one thing where

00:27:11.620 i'm like all right if i'm gonna eat the shit like when when i look at the taco and i open it i'm like

00:27:17.080 this isn't even meat they didn't even try it's just paste it's brown paste and it's there's horse meat in it

00:27:22.400 i think but it's like dude it'll ruin your day eventually though no i think never i've never

00:27:27.600 got diarrhea from taco bell everybody that says that i think is lying are you serious yeah never

00:27:32.160 dude i never once when i eat taco bell i don't shit for three days something something bad is in

00:27:36.380 taco oh you have you have the reverse taco bell the reverse taco bell i um i think maybe mine actually

00:27:44.260 is zaxby's like i go with zaxby's gets like seven like tenders all dipped in like never never even

00:27:50.520 seen one don't even know what you're talking about they're pretty good they do chicken is it

00:27:54.940 like a georgia thing no i mean i guess they're in georgia it's in the southern it's mostly in the

00:28:00.180 south i'm pretty sure there are maybe they're not in florida they don't sell out some in florida but i

00:28:03.760 like zaxby's but eat the pain away that means means like you're really like

00:28:09.160 dude why do you think i order so much fast food i'm in constant pain so i have to eat it away every

00:28:15.920 day oh that does make sense i guess uh technically i feel like taco bell should be mine because after

00:28:22.980 i gave plasma that's where i would go eat so i'm literally in pain you were consoling yourself i was

00:28:28.520 literally going to taco bell right after and just getting like the um that was whenever they had the

00:28:32.500 the grillers those things were so good i'm not i'm not too embarrassed to admit this i i uber eats

00:28:37.920 taco bell probably once a month uber eats it yeah so you need to pay the extra like fucking

00:28:44.460 delivery it costs at least 30 for a meal it's it's so crazy but i can't afford and i care about the

00:28:51.760 movement i just don't give a fuck about these people like i i can't afford five guys though

00:28:55.880 that's a little too pricey for me dude if you're five guys you're gonna spend 50 bucks if you get

00:29:00.420 just for burger fries uber eats five guys literally might be like might as well just like hey can you go

00:29:07.060 to a long corner they're like they're like you're gonna have to sign over the deed to your property

00:29:10.760 it's zach's beads with a z zach's beads with a z i've actually seen this place before yeah and i've

00:29:17.860 never i always look and i go what the fuck is this place and i just drive by it i gotta try it i gotta

00:29:22.220 try it but look i i want to make sure that we don't pass by this opportunity because this is very

00:29:26.120 funny there's a viral post going around that says that leaked emails from destiny or oh the ds

00:29:34.040 yeah text or he's dming with some discord it's discord they all get dumped on discord yeah and

00:29:40.040 he's not really relevant and he's saying i finally found a guy to to suck off i'm so happy blah blah blah

00:29:47.760 and then someone someone did the deep dive to figure out what he had been doing the day prior

00:29:52.620 and he was on stream in person with nick fuentes it was like no way yeah it was 2018 in uh like i

00:30:01.760 for real thought it was you're about to say it was in tennessee whenever he was debating you

00:30:05.660 how fucking funny would that be it's just he's just like oh man the debate was to a draw but uh i won

00:30:16.880 and i just got on milo's book about nick fuentes dude that'd be actually dude that'd be really

00:30:21.900 funny though because if you wore your sweatpants and your dick was showing and then like he just

00:30:26.400 goes like i really want to suck some dick dude is this the uh oh this is the butt plug one uh

00:30:32.220 yeah i haven't seen all of these i saw the the dick sucking one someone with good vision read them

00:30:36.680 please so he says uh is this real this is i just feel so bad for this guy i've seen no don't feel

00:30:42.640 bad he's not a good guy destiny said uh this is my favorite one was just home masturbating think

00:30:47.820 about sucking on a guy and decided to try it which by decided to try it means put a butt plug in

00:30:52.420 it was like this motherfucker it's fucking wild and it's my been using one his wife the past two

00:30:59.340 days and my god is it i can take it down so i can't he's that i said it i said a million times

00:31:04.840 destiny is the ultimate guest on tower gang i think oh he'd be great yeah it would be very it

00:31:10.260 would be a lot of fun he blocked me right after we debated so how long do you think it's going to

00:31:14.780 take before he uh does like some kind of school shooting event no i don't think you i don't think

00:31:19.940 he'll ever do that i think he will straight up become trans at some point i think he'll slice his

00:31:24.460 penis off he kills himself violently and takes out a bunch of other people or he he trains himself

00:31:30.760 there's really no other path he'll have a transmitsva it's true he might have a transmitsva

00:31:36.780 is he jewish clint i don't think so but i don't know i think i think clint might be right as dark

00:31:41.760 as it is that might be where the story ends he is spiraling hard like i really do think at some

00:31:45.800 point this gets up with him i just think it's awesome that he blows dudes i think it's funny

00:31:50.040 it's it's like he actually he says he like loves blowing dudes more than he loves taking it in the

00:31:55.460 if we would pull up those fucking messages we could talk about it graphically it's so fucking

00:32:00.580 funny he's just like he's like i'm not gay i just love sucking cock

00:32:04.460 you know what i mean i don't i don't want to sound like a homo or nothing but i love sucking dick

00:32:10.860 if anyone takes the opposition to this it's they're insane

00:32:19.720 is he gay is he gay the sucking dick yes it's like no but it's like it's like hey i don't want

00:32:27.320 to like i just love dick like i don't like like i don't want to do i don't want to i don't if even

00:32:31.920 if a dude wasn't attached to it i just want i just like sucking maybe he just likes things in his

00:32:35.780 mouth he said he fucked the dude once too because the guy talked him into it which i found hysterical

00:32:40.000 if it was somebody else saying this it might not be gay but oh can you find the one that uh no

00:32:44.940 talking about that's totally wrong no no anybody says that they love sucking dick and they're a

00:32:49.120 dude they're gay find the one clint's talking about because it's really funny he really does

00:32:52.340 the most gayest thing you could really do to enjoy sucking i don't know if something's gayer about

00:32:57.160 that than even taking it out it's like it's only you'd be like oh yeah like sure sure you can suck

00:33:01.860 a dick here or there but if you're destined and you suck a dick pretty gay i'm not gay but

00:33:06.560 no no let's find the one that clint's talking about because it's really funny he literally does say

00:33:13.560 like a guy just basically convinced him to uh oh who is is rose a girl because that'd be like uh

00:33:20.880 yeah it's probably like it's probably a teen boy but whatever oh god by the way he says he says

00:33:26.700 would you prefer to eat your own load off me or someone else's or is there no preference he says

00:33:32.300 either but eating someone else's is fun this guy is the best the whole time this is our mailbag it

00:33:38.860 sounds like eating my own hold on hold on he said eating my own is fun because i know as soon

00:33:44.700 as i start coming it's all going back into my just fucking recirculating that shit oh it's a good

00:33:51.640 point he's making a good that actually it's kind of a good point the circle of calm yeah do you do

00:33:55.880 you think do you think that if you did that like your body just like all right send it basically does

00:34:00.080 your refractory period like get cut down if you swallow your own cum according to that guy that top

00:34:06.240 debated last month yes probably then rose says yeah yeah he does he has a big oh well we we got

00:34:13.480 to read this whole thing eating my own is fun because i know as soon as i start coming it's all

00:34:16.600 going back into my mouth and that sounds amazing does he come a lot and rose says yes he does he has

00:34:22.680 a big tick big dick too i don't know if that's a turn on for you he he destiny responds instantly

00:34:28.740 literally less than a minute later yeah fuck it would be so hot spending an hour sucking him off

00:34:33.780 yeah fuck just finished showering had to get the cum off me lol fuck i have the biggest fantasy of

00:34:39.380 just having a young dude that comes a ton that i could just suck off every night argh this guy's

00:34:44.920 un-fucking-believable guys guys guys if you like if you guys like that kind of shit man go to

00:34:50.520 toplobstid.com base income build i'm starting to think if you want to base income build by the way i'm

00:34:58.080 starting to think because you know there's that whole everybody was just like oh you got cucked you

00:35:01.880 you watched your wife fuck i think the other guy was just fucking him and his wife was the cuck

00:35:05.980 because i send him this hat can i like do you know how i can send this hat genius idea top you know

00:35:11.840 how you do your ai things put put a destiny's head as ai on one of them i know he only lives a few

00:35:18.020 hours from me but i don't know where so i can't and then sport that shirt damn all right well we'll

00:35:23.160 figure it out does it does that make sense though that his because they were always like hey your wife

00:35:27.200 was fucking that like and he's like whatever like i think he was i think he was sucking off that guy

00:35:32.480 and his wife was watching i think that's actually like it which i don't know which is worse which

00:35:38.060 which would be definitely worse to fucking blow dudes man you can leave your bitch wife that's

00:35:42.980 fucking some dude in front of you you can't ever unsuck that dick i don't know i don't know

00:35:47.120 there's audio there's audio hold on no we can't listen to it fuck

00:35:51.280 oh is it taken down it's probably child porn yeah probably be careful all right i'm gonna run

00:35:59.300 this cat out of the room this cunt snuck in here let me put him kick him out i'm not surprised this

00:36:03.600 guy talks about being like he's like constantly horny but he's also streaming all day every day to

00:36:08.280 mostly like teenagers that don't know this guy's just the ultimate coomer man dude he is he is the

00:36:14.700 ultimate coomer pedophile he's eating cum he's coming he's just a coomer bro how did this guy get so

00:36:20.860 high up in uh in the field that he's in like to be able to talk to all these young people in this

00:36:26.800 way i'm gonna tell you somebody something about a guy named he just debated a lot man

00:36:30.520 he's got barrels of lube by the way did he got uh his bail um was rejected they he couldn't i don't

00:36:39.600 know if you saw that today that happened today oh is he still alive oh it looks like we got a mailbag

00:36:43.560 question you had the opportunity to have uh this is from soul explorer coaching if you had the

00:36:46.920 opportunity to have gay sex with the entire male population of any race forever

00:36:50.600 what race of men would you have gay sex with and why well the blacks obviously i'm confused

00:36:56.420 if i had the opportunity but like because you can turn down an opportunity yeah it's a weird way to

00:37:02.820 frame this it's not it sounds like you have to choose one race though gun pointed at your head

00:37:09.020 you have to fuck an entire male population it's an opportunity man look no this actually this is

00:37:14.180 actually good this isn't no this is a good is it gay because sure you fuck one dude clearly gay

00:37:20.960 you fuck every dude an entire race powerful power that's yeah that's just just virile you know now what

00:37:29.960 do they mean by fuck that's conquest is what it is like am i getting fucked god damn alpha predator

00:37:36.280 that's the perfect that was perfect

00:37:41.860 so so who are we fucking what what the jews because they have they have the most power so

00:37:50.100 if you want to become the most powerful you have to rape i'm sorry most powerful in the world

00:37:53.700 so the jews is the answer being the alpha predators dude if you were like if you fuck every person of a

00:38:00.540 race and you go be like i want to fuck every black dude that you know that means like every black mma guy

00:38:05.600 like the biggest like you gotta think you fucking god and be like listen like you thinking god was

00:38:09.580 bad i fucked him like i was top on and god like that is kind of alpha predator name a nigger i fucked

00:38:15.320 him that's that's fair that's that's manlier you're like oh you think john jones is the goat came deep

00:38:20.920 in his throat bro you can actually make that that's real power bitch you can change the entire dynamic

00:38:28.480 of how they talk to each other and literally make them all nigger faggots if you do fuck every black

00:38:33.180 person i mean that would have to be the nigger hyphen faggot i'm sorry but would you turn that

00:38:37.840 would you not you are the you are the living hyphen you're telling me you would turn down i bridge the

00:38:43.020 gap between are you telling me you would not you would turn down the opportunity to fuck michelle

00:38:49.680 obama wow i see what you did there um yeah gladly actually no come on oh my god and obama

00:39:00.020 at that time i would just fuck them both at the same time yeah would you have sex with michelle obama

00:39:04.620 if you had a pussy i bet you it's got that grippy what i would not by the way top is it just me or is he

00:39:12.240 a robot right now yeah top's a robot his internet is definitely fucked right now i got i got the whole uh

00:39:17.680 i'm gonna drop michelle obama though if she had if she had a pussy

00:39:20.740 you would fuck her if she had a pussy

00:39:23.680 you know that things got grippy like that why what makes you think that let me see this is also

00:39:32.000 why i think if she has a pussy she's had two kids this is also why i think she must be a dude

00:39:37.200 jacks women have tight pussies that's weird oh for sure no yeah i'm not attracted to them but

00:39:41.720 that makes sense but obama's got pencil dick right so he's gotta be fucking michelle in the

00:39:47.500 ass so that's another reason why i think michelle's a dude you know how weird my life is

00:39:51.660 that i've i've like sat with and conversed with for hours a man who claims to have blown a president

00:39:59.740 multiple times yeah that's so strange that means you yeah that's technically you are like what just

00:40:04.640 that would be just one degree of separation from obama right from sucking obama's dick yeah yeah

00:40:09.560 yeah you literally yeah you were one dick away close you should have kissed him i i thought about

00:40:15.720 it you should be like i kissed the mouth that sucked off a president yeah i was like hey hey did

00:40:20.760 he come in your mouth he's like yeah i was like could you spit in mine he's like what

00:40:23.640 you're one you're one degree of sexpiration away he was like what and i was like dude you're the

00:40:33.160 faggot shut up just spit in my mouth and get out of my face who didn't make that who was that guy's

00:40:40.800 name oh god i'm blanking he wrote the book he wrote a book on it by the way you can probably find it

00:40:45.980 yeah you just look up guy that fucked obama book and you'll find it pretty easily guy that fucked

00:40:51.120 obama yeah it really probably is the only thing that shows up google for that oh i bet you some

00:40:57.120 porn parodies i'm gonna look it up right now we follow each other on twitter but he he stopped

00:41:01.300 tweeting after he uh tried to sue larry sinclair yeah larry sinclair he he tried to sue the

00:41:06.880 krasensteins and they didn't bite and he just disappeared he's super gay dude one of the

00:41:11.960 gayest people i've ever met yeah him he doesn't look gay by the way he doesn't look yeah i'll tell

00:41:17.160 you when you meet him in person tremendously homosexual yeah okay he might okay maybe like

00:41:22.240 body language kind of thing yeah and just a stench of cum yeah was he trying to fuck you was it was

00:41:30.220 he throwing heat your way uh any point i mean if i don't give off gay vibes so i very very rarely

00:41:36.000 have gay dudes show me the time of day it breaks my heart honestly you don't because i am i am the

00:41:41.880 hardest wow really that was that was during the interview actually wait wait does that mean i

00:41:48.020 give off gay vibes i have gay guys hitting on me more often than i would like i would think so

00:41:53.220 i just i just don't know why you don't take them up on it you gotta come at some point dude just are

00:41:58.720 you really getting regularly propositioned by gays i don't even know why i'm asking this you're gonna

00:42:01.920 lie but you know at like he said this before i mean he does go to gay things like karaoke so he

00:42:08.680 probably runs well yes some of it was at karaoke some of it was at a gay bar some some of it was

00:42:13.380 at a combination of karaoke and a gay bar that's the gayest thing of all time it was fun karaoke at

00:42:20.680 a gay bar they're just only seeing the village people don't stop it's fun as fuck man he's like

00:42:27.380 i fucked every jew at a gay karaoke bar yeah dude i bet you at drag karaoke you have a gay voice

00:42:34.340 toad it's a signal what you do i think that's kind of true yeah you do sound good i feel like i

00:42:39.960 have a little bit of a gay voice but whatever because of the lisp you probably find me in the

00:42:44.380 news and then what the fuck oh look at you that reminds me should i tell you about that uh that

00:42:53.000 uruguayan soccer player that i ran into the other day quickly yeah yeah tell us about that just that

00:42:58.140 because that reminds me of well i'm gonna try to not

00:43:04.340 this story all right laney edit let's go i was i was waiting in line uh for steel panther and this

00:43:10.180 crazy dude just comes up to me and starts talking to me i didn't even know if he was in line for the

00:43:13.920 show or not but he told me he was he's got long ass hair like no teeth smells kind of weird i'm like

00:43:20.160 man like what the fuck is up with this guy and he winds up telling me that sounds exactly like

00:43:23.500 larry sinclair no bullshit he's missing teeth oh i know he smells weird all right keep going yeah he's

00:43:27.640 got the gay he's got the gay yeah cock sucking mouth i don't know if i don't think this guy was gay

00:43:31.800 but i don't know uh he i like karaoke he was really drunk and he kept like apologizing for

00:43:37.540 just being totally insane but i think he's just mentally unstable i think he's probably homeless

00:43:41.780 and at one point he winds up just pulling out like the biggest joint i've ever seen like probably like

00:43:48.040 this big and he just gave it to me he was like i'll give you a light man just smoke just smoke with

00:43:53.120 me man i'm like all right i'm gonna do this i'm gonna see where this goes and then you took

00:43:58.240 weed from a complete stranger yeah it was it was not where where was this why on landsdown street

00:44:06.380 in boston outside of the house recently yeah this was like a few years started smoking random weed

00:44:13.460 with some dude on the street you live a life that i wouldn't expect continue it's wild he winds up

00:44:18.400 telling me all these stories and he goes he pulls his hair aside and he goes you see this right here

00:44:22.380 man you see this right here and his eyes all like fucked up like black eye bloodshot his eye was

00:44:27.460 hoping it was a teardrop and he's like i'm about to add one you know he had this weird like he had

00:44:31.360 this weird like piercing though so i don't know if he would get that for killing somebody i don't know

00:44:35.540 there was a piercing on the side of his eye no that's gay shit you get a piercing by your eye maybe

00:44:39.460 he's gay i don't know but his eye was basically like bleeding and he goes yeah dude like these three

00:44:44.500 guys they fucking jumped me man like i was at downtown crossing on the train platform these guys

00:44:49.780 asked me if i had weed i said yeah and they stole my weed so i wasn't gonna stand for that man so i

00:44:55.240 got behind the biggest one i sucker punched him in the back of the head man and then they all just

00:45:00.180 jumped me and they had me on the ground they beat me up man and then he like looks around and make

00:45:05.000 sure like nobody's like listening to him even though there were some people there he gets in really

00:45:08.060 close to me he goes they were fucking niggers man i'm like man i love this guy did you get a picture

00:45:17.760 of him i told you to take a fucking selfie with this guy your mom is still alive josie don't

00:45:22.460 josie josie do not tell your mother what you're watching right now don't tell them josie don't do

00:45:29.740 it no i didn't get a picture i didn't get a picture do you guys get the do you guys get the all right so

00:45:34.760 i had uh one of my good friends growing up he was drug addict very like the energy energy of mark random

00:45:41.820 a little bit um and then like we discovered later on like into our 20s that he had been

00:45:48.260 like fucking a bunch of dudes like girls too but like fucking dudes a lot of dudes and you're just

00:45:53.640 like what and then he's like he's like never been gay though and i was like okay um and then he's like

00:45:58.460 he's like uh yeah man i used to just post like he's apparently he's got a big dick he's like i used

00:46:02.740 to just post pictures of my dick on craigslist and i would have couples hit me up and i'd fuck you know

00:46:07.420 like it was like a cucking thing so i would fuck the dude's wife sometimes sometimes the dude would

00:46:11.940 want me to fuck him too and i'd do that because i just i just fuck anyways i'm just a fucker dude

00:46:19.120 yeah i mean that you there's like polite after you like just fuck somebody's wife if he's real shit

00:46:24.860 that was his mentality and and he it seemed as if he had convinced himself that it was actually not

00:46:29.400 gay he's like he's like i'm fucking his wife too and it's like yeah but then you're fucking him

00:46:33.940 like hello um anyways i'm playing with her boobies still on doing it my question my question for you

00:46:41.100 my question for you is this do you think mark random does shit like that because yes hold on

00:46:45.180 yeah hold on look at this of course this is his instagram right look at this this he posts this

00:46:50.780 every three days this right here it's oh dude

00:46:54.880 it's just a video of him fucking some lady and then he's like i have new comedy out

00:47:10.040 it's actually great it's great it's so fucking crazy dude i've seen like the full uh like version

00:47:20.880 of that where you can see his ass i don't know what happened to that one you've watched

00:47:23.780 remember he showed him to it remember he showed it to him i think he sent it to me

00:47:28.640 would you jerk off mark random porn no if if you were like let's say okay apocalypse tomorrow

00:47:35.480 last thing that's like it was like hey oh if it's the only if it's the only thing you have to crank it

00:47:40.660 in the apocalypse would you do it would you ever would you ever succumb to that jerk i'm definitely

00:47:45.060 i'm definitely not going to the afterlife after watching mark random rail some crack no like not

00:47:50.360 you're going right to hell imagine so did he ask you to blow him no oh okay that was hold on you

00:47:58.360 what you want your horniest you you know like you you can remember like the horniest you've ever been

00:48:03.020 and you're just like the dog shit nasty stuff can you imagine like three years from now we find out

00:48:07.820 that like toad was the fuentes as a group but he was just sucking off dude yeah i sucked off that

00:48:13.260 you're a vine soccer player how do you think i got that joint that's what like uh he's like he's like

00:48:18.080 gay guys really find me attractive and he's just like sucking dudes off left and right you're like

00:48:22.020 they don't think you're attractive they're just using your mouth i'm still technically a virgin

00:48:26.060 if so if toad was gay if he was gay like would we treat him the same i think we'd be nicer to him

00:48:38.820 probably yeah wait really at least he's doing something that fulfills him so all i gotta do to you guys

00:48:44.900 stop being mean to me like suck a dude off all right fuck yeah fulfills all his holes

00:48:50.120 dude you do have a lot of holes you ever been airtight toad oh my god you ever been airtight

00:48:58.640 by a bunch of dudes i don't want to i feel like this is not this is evil we're putting into it's not

00:49:03.380 evil what we're putting into toad's head right now is evil because like he's it's already it's not it's

00:49:08.280 not in his head it's in his mouth i know he's having these thoughts right now i'm look at his

00:49:14.140 face i think it's different airtight is with a woman because with a dude that's just getting

00:49:17.600 double teamed right yeah but like airtight you only got two holes to fill so i guess i guess it's still

00:49:22.760 airtight but with a girl you have to have three dicks which makes it even like crazier that's what

00:49:27.340 an airtight is airtight means they are filling all your holes actually this is a good question

00:49:31.480 would you rather die a virgin or get airtighted by two dudes

00:49:35.400 die a virgin like this is not even this is no let him answer oh sorry virgin wow i'm so proud of you

00:49:47.500 for taking fucking 45 seconds to think about whether you wanted to be tag teamed by two men

00:49:52.720 you absolute homosexual you no but he was like that i would also be able to fuck chicks that's

00:49:59.240 the trade-off oh that's not what i was saying no that just means you're gay no no no no no no he's

00:50:06.040 like he's like would i rather die a virgin or get fucking taken i actually town not sure i know i

00:50:11.200 think you're no i think he has a point there i think that's what makes it the fair trade-off it's

00:50:15.400 like you can either die a virgin so you never know the touch of a woman ever or you get airtighted by

00:50:21.060 two dudes but you also get to fuck women at the same time like you get to fuck girls like you do

00:50:25.240 it one time hey babe are you down for the three because it looks like it's me you and steve and it

00:50:32.960 looks like my friend here wants some too oh my god you guys ready for leaning at it i think i'm

00:50:40.540 gonna lean at it we gotta talk about raping turkeys and yeah come back oh yeah i wanted to see that and

00:50:45.180 we gotta give thanks i'm so glad i didn't buy a butterball on the thanksgiving episode oh yeah we have to be

00:50:49.660 thankful for each other i forgot about that yeah we have to alaini hobbamok production let's check it

00:50:55.620 out that's what we are back and my producers have been given permission by me to torture me once again

00:51:03.760 for your viewing pleasure we have an acidic jew community that's based as fuck on covid they are

00:51:08.980 just greedy people who think for them think for themselves i think they got they got retarded pussy

00:51:13.740 strength yes 100 dude if you fuck a retard the first time you can't ever go back

00:51:28.680 no you know because you're chasing the dragon at that point what you got that grip like

00:51:33.280 yeah chasing the retarded dragon

00:51:35.580 if it wasn't for tard rape i'd never get laid

00:51:57.580 oh well probably tight oh and yeah 100 tight that pussy's tight that pussy is definitely tight

00:52:12.380 i've been threatening my wife every so often i'm like i'm gonna finger bang you

00:52:22.580 how many of the girls uh masturbate because this is like a dirty secret like they act like they

00:52:33.560 never do but they all do they all do they all do and it's just like you guys are fucking gross bro

00:52:38.780 emit something if something comes out that's way more gross same with chicks yeah chicks aren't

00:52:55.480 expected to like display toad thinks that chicks whenever they come always actually have something

00:52:59.880 come out that's not true toad you know what yeah almost never what did you really yeah ladies and

00:53:07.720 gentlemen we got them

00:53:09.980 girls do juice out white liquid if it's a really good what are we watching the alabama hot pocket

00:53:28.440 he shits into her pussy and then she and then yeah then she shits it out of her pussy oh man we're

00:53:33.460 gonna have to move on oh that's disgusting

00:53:35.720 dude we made a big mistake not going to see fucking limb biscuit live

00:54:03.440 i tried to tell y'all you didn't even want to do nothing when we're gonna do that yeah we should

00:54:07.700 have by the way i sent laney an actual video and he didn't use it in the in the edit and i felt

00:54:13.560 kind of sad about it laney doesn't respect you oh my god we can't be watching this on here

00:54:17.800 well i know this is educational it's it's no that was instructional it was also on instagram

00:54:22.960 unfiltered just like that which also has other like straight up oh i know

00:54:27.040 no there was a um i saw there was a video i sent for for the listeners they should know that we just

00:54:35.820 saw a brief snippet of a woman doing a handstand with her child breastfeeding i mean i forget

00:54:40.380 replay this replay this from the beginning we play this from the beginning no lady filter no no no no

00:54:48.420 no no no no no this lady gets straight up slapped from asian to latina

00:54:54.040 i feel like it's a filter dude yeah it is yeah how is that a filter hold on go back see go back

00:55:03.320 bring that back up it's a filter because i've seen the fucking the original and it was not that

00:55:07.760 it's just a filter to make her asian how can how do filters work

00:55:13.220 you can do that okay but but but let's dig into this though if you could slap what is reality and

00:55:23.340 it and it changed her race every time you slapped her wait you thought it was more hold on we need to

00:55:29.400 pause you thought it was more probable that someone slapped the asian out of a bitch than someone was

00:55:34.940 using a filter on a video yeah i thought this was like actually like like

00:55:39.760 because there's like no like weird like i usually with filters you can kind of see it looks weird it

00:55:46.800 is off to the eye i don't know what you're talking about that looks like it something's off it just

00:55:50.240 looks like an asian chick you thought it was more probable because like usually there's like some

00:55:55.200 weird like uh cole do you think it's possible to hit someone into a different race do you think

00:56:00.820 that if you're getting slapped like that i think so no dude if that was true i'd be

00:56:04.780 punching so many black people that's actually pretty good that's what i was asking is like

00:56:11.000 if you could slap a bitch and it did change your race what would you want who would you want to

00:56:15.720 slap and what would you want them to change into what would you stop at yeah oh michelle tafoya

00:56:20.260 into a black woman who's michelle tafoya i don't know i just thought it would be funny to

00:56:26.400 anybody who knows who michelle tafoya is to pick someone that obscure deep cut

00:56:30.460 because i would like to turn kamala harris into a aboriginal oh so it might not even be a sexual

00:56:39.440 thing it's more of just like an actual just like i want this was supposed to be sexual we're talking

00:56:43.080 about punching people into different why would that be sexual aboriginal kamala it would be a great

00:56:48.840 bit like it's almost kind of her stick is that not your foreplay of hitting a bitch no oh okay well

00:56:55.220 different strokes different folks yeah so you you could hit somebody into a more attractive race

00:56:59.600 yeah yeah there she is okay very specific reference it would be it would be really funny though if

00:57:09.060 you did like slap or something but it was like random it like it was just a random thing like

00:57:12.480 you'd slap them and they would just be like oh they're like indian now and you go oh shit and you

00:57:17.200 slap them again it's like oh they're this is a good game all right all right hear me out you can

00:57:21.860 you can change your race all right we're all born black so we'd obviously we don't want to stay black

00:57:26.220 so you can you can be slapped three times i don't i don't hold it well i'd have a bigger dick though

00:57:31.380 yeah i don't know there's gonna stay black all right all right fine we're all white just relax

00:57:35.300 no no no we're all in how about we're all indian that way we do there's we definitely want to get out

00:57:40.160 of that no we have to get slapped no we have to keep indian on the horizon hold just let me

00:57:44.120 fucking finish okay okay so you start out whatever race you want but not fucking indian

00:57:48.660 all right so you get snapped three times you could fucking change your race three times

00:57:52.280 but once you pass it you can't go back to it so like if you get slapped in the first time

00:57:58.420 you're black well you're like i don't really want to be black for the rest of my life you get

00:58:02.660 slapped again you're fucking you're i don't know eskimo or whatever the fuck and then the third

00:58:07.000 slap you're indian it's like well i should have stayed with the black right yeah so what's the

00:58:11.500 worst to stay on and and how many times you take i would try to game this because i would be like

00:58:15.840 listen i don't like these from like uh this is a dangerous game no from very dangerous from like

00:58:21.320 12 to like 18 is like you know whenever you guys real quick i gotta run and run i'll be right back

00:58:26.740 sorry i'm watching my kitty cat security camera and they're doing hijinks in the other room

00:58:30.600 just just do that and don't say anything thank you like 12 to 18 that's whenever you're like high

00:58:36.440 sports i would want to be black because then i could possibly get like you know going to sports

00:58:40.820 dominate because that's what they do but you have to avoid getting slapped like throughout this time

00:58:44.880 like you want to be black during that you can't get slapped because you're gonna slap into another

00:58:48.260 race before you want to change let's say that's an added wrinkle i hadn't considered yeah i didn't

00:58:53.220 even think about that you have to avoid getting slapped this whole time well you can't be black then

00:58:57.280 because your mom's gonna change you right away that would actually be

00:59:01.320 oh yeah you just get spanked like multiple times then you're already done

00:59:06.980 you go through three races right away so baby i don't know iso iso i don't know who that is

00:59:14.500 luke's losing his shit he's just making stuff up now he's just making up acronyms yeah um i would

00:59:21.500 think i don't like it no i don't like i would be black i would be black up until like i'd see if i

00:59:26.540 could get like a college scholarship or something like that to go play or go with like mba and then as

00:59:30.100 soon as you hit 18 you get slapped into being asian yeah yeah yeah or something yeah yeah yeah

00:59:34.780 yeah because because you're like okay i had it making is you don't know you go like you go like

00:59:38.400 you don't know you don't know but you could be like uh once you're once you're done you don't want

00:59:43.380 to be a black like like man you don't want to be like over like 21 like your second slap you're like

00:59:50.160 oh fuck i didn't want to be black your second slap they're like oh you're an indian your third slap

00:59:55.320 aboriginal should have stayed with the black yeah that's true but i'll take the chance i'd be like

01:00:00.860 listen i could that's a fucking super dangerous chance to take are you there's a lot of there's

01:00:05.380 a lot of white races that you could get slapped into this is no this is like the wheel of race

01:00:09.720 no but we're very special so the odds of being slapped into being white is very low

01:00:13.540 hold on hold on hold on hold on it's aboriginal it's aboriginal it's a white

01:00:17.020 i guess aboriginal is a separate race than black oh for sure retarded it's just retarded

01:00:24.340 okay but they are they i thought they were kind of the same thing but just kind of like no you know

01:00:29.120 like not at all like how they have no athletic capacity no rhythm whatsoever because i was

01:00:33.900 thinking like dog a terrible affinity for gasoline there's no there's no black people that like that

01:00:39.720 like none no black people fucking huff gas that's an aboriginal thing and maybe a white dude

01:00:45.680 it would just be so funny to get slapped in your aboriginal and you just go like oh gas i really

01:00:51.800 want some gasoline just really just right now just give it just so canada has aboriginal as well

01:00:57.240 oh shit you could get slapped and being a native american they're not yeah they're not uh i would

01:01:02.920 take that by the way i would i would take a native american you basically get everything for free

01:01:07.620 they're not native american these are the retarded canadians gamble and drink it sounds

01:01:11.640 all right gamble and drink yeah aboriginal aboriginal just means retarded it's what it's

01:01:17.300 what p the name that they give them these this group of people so like they're like they're

01:01:21.960 undesirable so that's what aboriginal means these are canadians undesirable people it literally means

01:01:27.640 retarded i think that's what it means but it's like the pc term for it i lie to the people i do it

01:01:33.760 all the time i'm serious why why so why are the canadian aboriginal those people i just showed you

01:01:38.980 they look completely different from the australian aboriginal i think i think it's just like being

01:01:43.000 a native it's just like it's the original people from the land it literally is like abnormal originals

01:01:47.740 that's what it means i think it means like retarded native by the way uh just think about

01:01:55.120 just think about how native americans like just love gambling and drinking i think toad at heart

01:01:59.820 is a native american i agree yeah he actually he actually yeah like he's like a man who sits on pond

01:02:06.940 like a welfare whore that's just living on the reservation they just yeah he would fit that

01:02:12.140 role well yeah that might kill that might actually kill her that might kill like if you do not show

01:02:16.200 your mother that lady show your mother that laney edit that was a fucking banger laney it was so

01:02:21.420 dangerous abhorrent originals that's even better we should start as a movement to show your mom a

01:02:29.480 laney edit that'd be a good movement toad are you sure you're not i like where this is going

01:02:34.860 dude this is so toad by the way go ahead i'm not sure actually why does he have a gun

01:02:40.120 you have a banana in his mouth no what's going on

01:02:44.420 oh it's loaded you can't you can't oh i'm surprised their grip strength is insane

01:02:51.540 they got that fact that you would get it out like oh my god can you imagine a retard with a gun how

01:02:57.700 terrifying that'd be like how did the retard get the gun they gave it to him they straight up just gave

01:03:02.840 it to him look and then he and then he cocks it too like a gangster he was like there you go that

01:03:07.220 reminds me that reminds me so much of that shane gillis bit where he points at himself he points

01:03:12.380 at himself yeah look at oh my god that's exactly what he's doing you have no idea he could shoot

01:03:18.900 himself he could shoot someone else you have no clue what he's gonna do oh he might throw you off

01:03:23.680 his retard strength he was good though because it was like still cock you could tell it was still

01:03:28.020 the slide was back whenever he was what is he just now what is he wearing is he by the way he

01:03:33.400 also don't know he's chewing on his tongue hold on go back is that his gun he has a holster plate

01:03:38.460 muted yeah he has a holster oh yeah that belt is not on like it's been on forever like he just put

01:03:44.440 it on and play with the gun it's like this is why you don't party when you sit on the machine

01:03:48.440 like who thought it was a good idea to party with a retard no the arab people do this shit they do

01:03:54.960 the shit that's actually a good point you're right you ever seen that video the arab dude he's at a

01:03:58.300 wedding or something he's just has a pistol and he's dancing with him he's going blah blah like

01:04:02.160 to the beat blah and there's just people like around him like it's normal and that one's like

01:04:06.260 by the way that was toad shooting in florida it literally was basically the same thing it really

01:04:10.700 there was not very much difference than that very similar top top there's a video i actually it may

01:04:15.140 have been an eleni edit i could be mistaken but there's a fucking video of you know like for

01:04:19.740 whatever reason bunch i don't know what tribe it is in the middle east that does this but slowly they

01:04:24.220 fucking after they get married they all fire off guns and this dude just like has an ak and he's

01:04:30.080 firing it off and it fucking goes but like that and it fucking clips the the groom groomsman or

01:04:36.320 maybe it was the fucking the dude who got married i don't know anyways killed him shot him dead in the

01:04:41.140 head no way yeah it was horrible wow i love it

01:04:49.220 they're out of their fucking minds maybe she was thinking of leaving them at the altar though

01:04:55.180 tyler you could probably find it just just search i don't know that sounds like laney edit material

01:05:01.500 san mexicans san mexicans yeah man that is wild the retard with a gun that's quite a conundrum

01:05:10.660 i feel like i sent another uh video this week are we are we having a moment of silence what's

01:05:16.080 happening here why are you guys all looking at your screen i think we all had like a moment where

01:05:20.020 we just i think in the pre-show in the pre-show we all determined that uh we have not been paying

01:05:26.460 attention to the show cole is playing a video game i was playing i was legitimately playing a video game

01:05:31.200 jose's reading okc facts toads no i'm literally nurturing life here i have i have a security camera

01:05:37.800 going watching my kitties and just making sure they're okay that's all by the way uh jose did

01:05:42.620 you have let's see him let's see i'm worried about my bats yeah show us that pussy there's there's the

01:05:47.660 mom and there's a baby she just fucked up the bedding that's why i had to leave a minute ago

01:05:51.140 and get a baby it was almost under the bed oh i remember what i sent i sent the the video of the

01:05:55.440 cat raping the other cat and i asked oh yeah i asked jose i said jose let's talk about rape dog

01:06:01.060 that's a good segue into the turkey rape too oh no turkey rape that's right we saw turkey rape

01:06:07.460 talk about we do need to leave some stuff for the after show for the penthouse baby boy i think we

01:06:12.440 should talk about turkey rape uh in the show and then talk about um cat rape and by the way that

01:06:18.580 wasn't the video i was thinking of this this was the one with like the middle eastern with all the

01:06:23.180 white the whole like head to toe white shit on you know i mean and he just he's got a full ak and he

01:06:28.700 goes crack and just fucking clips on it's the worst let me but for real though you guys are not

01:06:34.340 impressed like so this dude i seen a dude at some kind it must have been a wedding and he's got a

01:06:39.140 handgun and it's just going like this shitty music and he's going pow just shooting and dancing and

01:06:44.760 pow and you can see the other people are like looking at him they like they it's common but they're

01:06:49.200 looking at him and they're like this dude sucks but it's like the balls on this nigga to just be like

01:06:54.020 i am gonna pull out my gun and just blast because i feel like it's not do you do you see those videos

01:07:00.660 and then think to yourself like maybe the jews have it right no well what i was gonna ask is

01:07:06.400 broke his brain for a second have we because like if your neighbors are just dudes that like when they

01:07:11.100 get married they fire off fucking 50 rounds in the air you'd be like i don't want these people to be

01:07:16.260 i don't know i don't know maybe they are savages not worthy of human life

01:07:19.420 are they are the the muslims or whatever these guys are are they more american than us because i

01:07:27.720 feel like americans should be the one that are shooting guns at weddings dude that's what america

01:07:31.400 used to be like we're fucking gay now yeah that's what i'm saying so they used to be like lebanese

01:07:35.600 motherfuckers just so we we want we they we they we wish we were them like we wish that we could just

01:07:40.400 like you know what i'm such a pussy i'm so i'm so beta cucked out that i see that and i'm like i

01:07:46.820 don't want anything to do with that that's how fucking that's how low my testosterone is i look at

01:07:51.200 that and i'm like i don't want that at all in my country that's awful yeah it would just be good if

01:07:56.920 like the israelis and those people just killed each other clink gets all the testosterone out in

01:08:01.100 his car that's it didn't they uh that's all he's got didn't they didn't they have a ceasefire by the

01:08:06.740 way or am i just uh yes they did have a ceasefire let's not talk about that yes no i was sad i was

01:08:14.360 hoping they would keep killing each other okay i was i wish that they would still do that you're

01:08:18.860 like oh they stopped killing each other shit this is bullshit on the real though they did have a

01:08:22.900 ceasefire did i really yeah yeah they did have a lebanon lebanon did that i must not oh lebanon

01:08:27.620 it was hezbollah it was hezbollah and well hezbollah is lebanon bro same thing basically like honestly

01:08:34.560 let me ask you hezbollah is the republicans are the u.s lebanon yeah let me ask you do you guys

01:08:40.060 do you guys really like do libertarians really care about like they're like fucking five million

01:08:45.120 iraqis died every time scott horton says that i go don't move me and like even with the gaza shit

01:08:50.620 the gaza shit is like jake shield's like hey look at this kid like pinned to the wall like from a beam

01:08:55.760 that stuck out after a bombing and i'm just like don't move me like i don't really care about these

01:09:01.260 people the argument for the libertarian argument for sociopaths like you is that that you don't

01:09:09.100 want that to happen because then they will come and fuck up your kids and your family yeah so that's

01:09:13.440 the that's i feel about fat about that shit because i see myself and my children in that and not that i

01:09:18.560 actually really give a fuck you see you see yourself in brown people yes couldn't be when you see when

01:09:24.400 you see the the the palestinian father screaming over his dead babies i don't understand what he's

01:09:31.220 screaming i see i see for me that dude like two weeks two weeks before that he was shooting a gun

01:09:39.100 at his best friend's wedding and if he killed somebody whatever and like so when i when i see

01:09:44.520 them you know what goes around comes around i'm just saying like i can't really you're making an

01:09:50.740 incredibly compelling argument honestly continue i'm not saying that they should i'm just saying

01:09:55.720 no no no i think you are continue no no i'm not saying that they should i think you are jews are

01:10:00.660 doing this i don't like that they're doing this i don't i don't think you mean that but i'm saying

01:10:05.240 if you had to do it to a group of people

01:10:07.480 it's like hey they chose it's like they chose a good adversary you have to give them that they

01:10:17.080 literally they were like listen if we're gonna pick one it was like the indians are way too far away

01:10:20.980 so like let's pick these guys when in rome i honestly do think like the most compelling argument

01:10:30.300 in defense of israel is is what top is saying right now they're like these people these motherfuckers

01:10:35.840 be doing it with like dude like shoot guns at weddings like hello by the way this is so great because

01:10:40.440 you riff off this with obama like uh drone bombing that with that muslim wedding he'd be like i think

01:10:45.000 they would have blown it up anyway if we did do anything maybe maybe he didn't drone bomb the wedding

01:10:49.560 maybe their weddings just do that maybe they're just weddings just blow up like how about we take you

01:10:54.460 on a ride through gaza let you hear all the gunshots and let what do you think they're a

01:10:58.440 hazardous society all right if they did that to black people in detroit

01:11:02.280 you know what maybe the zionists are onto something detroit would become way safer almost

01:11:11.460 immediately i'm just saying would you like would you give a fuck if they if they flattened detroit

01:11:17.240 but honestly all right so clint's been clint's been on his whole thing with uh i don't know the lions

01:11:22.920 are really the only i'm opposed to it but i wouldn't be overly upset i do like the lions right now

01:11:28.100 yeah the lions because they're the ones that can really beat the chiefs probably so um yeah let's

01:11:32.480 keep detroit till after this uh my argument is really not in favor of the palestinians so much

01:11:36.640 as it is like in favor of me not funding it you know i mean i guess i agree with that but you've

01:11:42.700 been you've been like all worried about that's a jewish argument by the way well you know those are

01:11:47.120 the economists that i learned from so that's so funny it's true it's like i don't care if they kill

01:11:51.900 them it's like i don't care if they kill them just don't make me pay for it all right yeah

01:11:55.340 i mean honestly though that is that is generally my argument like it's same with russia ukraine it's

01:12:00.680 like look i don't want those people to die but my primary concern is that i'm funding it and

01:12:05.060 they're going to try and blow me up anyways literally jujitsu it's you pay and then you go

01:12:08.580 no you pay and that's all there is to it yeah pov it's 2024 and queer artists are reclaiming god

01:12:15.060 and awakening to our own sacred history and ministry listen to this this happened in brooklyn

01:12:20.400 all right oh god

01:12:22.780 i don't know about y'all but i got something that i gotta shake out of me

01:12:30.480 guys singing gospel wearing a dress the other guys come he's got a good singing voice

01:12:35.420 these are the karaoke uh places that toad goes to sing at

01:12:41.800 this is toad's routine you wouldn't believe how many gay dudes hit on me at this place

01:12:45.580 this is my jam you know it smells crazy in that room right now here's the thing though clint

01:12:49.940 you're gonna look at me you'll look me right in my fucking face and you'll tell me that if

01:12:53.340 they dropped a couple of bombs on new york city you wouldn't be okay with it how is james

01:12:59.120 going to call you all woke when you don't care about human life yeah thanks dude exactly

01:13:03.100 fuck you

01:13:05.820 we're sociopaths we're not intellectual you dickhead uh no top top honestly my like instinctually

01:13:14.320 instinctually i you started that video first thought i had was i hope putin no good that was

01:13:19.640 the first that was the first thought i had my second thought i hope it doesn't happen but my first

01:13:25.180 thought is yours so i got family that still lives in that place i know where they're doing this

01:13:29.920 they're in like williamsburg somewhere i got family pretty close to there and i'm like glass it if you

01:13:35.240 put the button in front of me i'd be like glass make that shit completely flat they're like sir

01:13:41.080 there's no more bombs i'm like it's fucking pressing the button he's like i broke my fucking

01:13:45.200 finger pressing this shit so hard i'm just saying like listen we have to i understand you know people

01:13:49.980 get all worked up about icbms and nuclear bombs and shit like that but if they're placed tactically in

01:13:54.760 the right place these this is to our advantage and we should really be thinking about so you're

01:13:58.840 like you're like new york dc san francisco glass it i'm just not a big fan of setting the precedent

01:14:04.580 and the people that do it because they're not my friends really either so it's like setting the

01:14:08.540 perspective if we could control the world and hold on hold on you're saying setting the precedent

01:14:15.540 of killing fags is a problem honestly just killing groups in general unless it's this is what

01:14:21.780 sodom and gomorrah was about if you read it in the bible it's like oh and then fire rained down

01:14:25.920 on this gay ass city it's a nuclear bombs bro or huge bombs god bombed the city it was like this shit

01:14:31.800 is gay i like it i like the top said nuclear bombs and he had to be like no wait they're just really

01:14:36.300 big bombs even god even god doesn't have nuclear power here's here's the problem though top there's

01:14:43.600 gays everywhere so like how does god know where to drop the bombs you gotta drop a gay bomb

01:14:49.800 where it's really concentrated like sodom and gomorrah in sodom and gomorrah yeah it's it's

01:14:55.240 concentrated every if you live around gay shit if you live around nephrology glass it toad you're done

01:15:01.780 literally god's nuclear bomb to gays is literally aids we know this right this is this has already been

01:15:06.040 baked in like yeah that was like i'm gonna take care of this yeah yeah um and now what is the for the

01:15:11.480 for the like those baptists or whatever the fuck religion is that that thinks that god smites

01:15:16.100 gays or whatever um what is their justification for god not you know sending an earthquake to

01:15:21.900 the coast of the pacific and tidal waving all of the lark occasionally you know so i think it's gonna

01:15:27.940 happen that story clint if you're actually interested the story of sodom and gomorrah it's not necessarily

01:15:33.640 again it's like it's not god's death squad time it's not it's not exactly like uh like the story of

01:15:39.140 noah people think that it's because the people were wicked on the earth so he sent the flood

01:15:42.900 it was all about bloodlines and shit like it was it was nephilim no way it was nephilim shit

01:15:47.700 you wouldn't guess it literally did you wouldn't believe it but it was nephilim shit

01:15:52.460 hold on top in the bible it does say it literally does say it was because he couldn't find a righteous

01:16:00.100 man except one and he was like i gotta start over that's literally what it says it was dude what a

01:16:04.400 bummer for the one man all you guys are just sucking dicks and be like oh it's not gay and

01:16:08.420 then your one dude's like you guys i think this is gay and you're like all right sorry the whole

01:16:14.280 city's got to go this is how gay the city was clint before we get out of here though when lot when

01:16:18.660 lot walks into the city he comes in with two angels and the dudes as he's walking them to his house

01:16:24.120 the dudes that see the angels they go to the door and they're like yo let us fuck those angels

01:16:28.840 because they're like they wanted to like do gay sex okay man make nephilim that's what it was about

01:16:34.400 it was all nephilim shit going on that they knew what was going on it's crazy hold on and and when

01:16:37.740 when uh when the guys there were so basically so lot actually was um he was the head of the gate so

01:16:43.920 he stood at that gatehouse he was basically like the he was like a kind of like a very important guy

01:16:50.120 in the city of sodom gomorrah and so so he was king of the gays so everybody everybody knew him

01:16:55.060 everybody knew him so then the angels come down to tell a lot what kind of a bitch-ass name

01:16:58.700 is lot though you know what i mean that's a pretty cool name i kind of like it's a dope name

01:17:02.540 yeah but five out of ten i would say this is the craziest thing i love this part about it so uh

01:17:07.800 so lot like they see these angels go in they're like and so everybody sees these two like

01:17:11.880 bright shining dudes like basically the best looking dudes you've ever seen go into lot's house

01:17:16.180 so they start pounding on his door they're like hey send those guys out we want to fuck give me

01:17:19.580 that bussy and give me that angelussie and then lot goes like no i won't send them out but you can

01:17:26.300 have my virgin daughters instead and they're like nope that's how they were they're like we

01:17:31.160 want that nephalussie keep them virgins out of my face legitimately that's what happened

01:17:35.520 it's my theory is that they knew that if you bred with angels with humans and angels you would get

01:17:40.380 that nephilim shit and then i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure if i'm if i'm remembering right

01:17:43.980 that uh it got so bad that the that the angels had to knock everybody out like they literally had to

01:17:50.180 did like some like magic knocked everybody out around them so that we can't get these faggots to stop

01:17:55.260 sucking each other's dicks for five seconds we gotta concuss them all the angels were back to

01:18:00.020 get the fuck out of here we're gonna get fucked they went back to god and they were like they

01:18:04.000 did exactly what i did they were like yo god glass it glass the whole place and then they were like

01:18:09.260 yo if we could find one good dude they were like yeah fucking find one not gay dude in here if bob

01:18:13.520 didn't hit the time freeze button dude we would have been fucked all right the only hetero left was

01:18:19.980 noah so do you think that gay people are bad like evil yeah look at change oliver

01:18:25.240 yeah is there i don't know make a compelling argument they were shinies they were shinies

01:18:32.000 actually here's the thing the nephilim are the shinies that's crazy with destiny no the angels

01:18:36.880 destiny is a bad guy right we can all agree that he's like a bad dude oh for sure but i was like

01:18:42.940 yeah i would save out hope for his personality because i haven't met him i'm not really sure

01:18:48.460 reading those dms and knowing that he's gay adds an extra level of nefarious to his character

01:18:53.800 where i'm like oh completely irredeemable because now like you're not just saying the thing but you're

01:18:58.880 also acting out this weird like debaucherous gay shit it's like your words aren't just gay your

01:19:04.920 actions are gay and that's why i just be like i'm gay and no one would give a fuck i mean they have

01:19:10.420 people joke and laugh and stuff but like if he had just been like yeah i'm gay yeah well that that

01:19:14.960 didn't work so well with him just being honest about being a cuck now did it that's true that

01:19:19.660 one day don't let no one was like no one was like you're probably better off this is why every debate

01:19:26.420 you do for the rest of your fucking life this is this is why i said being a cuck is worse than being

01:19:30.800 gay well i think it is yeah well i said that's why i said let someone fucking plow you that's the

01:19:37.360 argument i made i said would you would it be worse if he was if he was sucking off the dude that

01:19:41.720 everybody says was like fucking his wife or just the thing that we think it is that the dude was

01:19:46.040 just cutting him and i said it's worse it's worse reputationally but in terms of like how what i want

01:19:51.320 to live with i think okay i see what you're saying well well again would you rather live with a

01:19:57.520 reputation that you're getting cucked all the time or the reputation that you suck dick

01:20:00.920 god i don't know that's exactly exactly you would have to that's awful like it's just like

01:20:09.620 imagine if any debate you go into clint and they go like yeah i understand your whole libertarian

01:20:14.720 shit but i fucked your wife dude i fucked your wife and then you blew me so like what's that all

01:20:20.920 about i fucked your wife and you watched it and you liked it you little faggot and you're just like

01:20:26.420 at least i didn't suck your dick huh how about that i'm like not yet turkeys man dick sucker

01:20:32.480 versus cuck is that what we're doing here yeah all right code is should we do this i because

01:20:39.200 this is really funny this is because he no no we're not going to do this we're going to do that in the

01:20:43.720 in the post show yeah we're almost we're doing cat rape instead we have to do thankful what are we

01:20:49.640 thankful for oh yeah we do thankful when it all done that i'm thankful i'm thankful for making it

01:20:54.760 another year that's true wait go ahead one at a time go ahead i'm thankful for toad still being

01:21:00.020 alive i didn't expect him to be here so wow did you genuinely not expect him to be here because

01:21:05.680 i feel like i operate under the assumption that he'll be here for a long time even though like

01:21:10.740 very it's very clear that i'm like this guy's gonna die he's he's like your he's like your aunt

01:21:15.820 that never fucking dies just that old bitch that just hangs on and you're like god i hate you but

01:21:20.660 please go away and she just doesn't die that's toad dude one of my one of my exes had a bucket

01:21:26.060 had a grandmother who was just like this crazy racist in arkansas and she reeked like cigarettes

01:21:31.720 and she just just talked shit and she was just miserable but she was like 80 something and i was

01:21:36.820 like this bitch is never gonna die like she was crushing like two packs a day drinking like and i

01:21:42.800 felt like she was fueled by the racism anyways uh toad's like that for me so like he could drop dead

01:21:48.220 like now it could happen right now or 175 years old i don't know which modern medicine is going to

01:21:57.060 keep toad with us for way longer than he should be like like four times longer than he wants to be

01:22:03.000 here i think is what's gonna happen it's like kuturama his head in a vat type yes he's just like

01:22:08.280 let me go it's it's a battle between modern medicine and seed oils though so i don't know which

01:22:13.360 one's gonna win out honestly that's a perfect life for toad for him to live uncomfortably long

01:22:19.380 like just like suffer more in his body is really what like a vampire like he's legitimate like a

01:22:25.280 vampire kind of thing no vampires are cool dude no but vampires also like it like they're backwards at

01:22:30.760 least i'm still subscribing tomorrow but yeah we love you um anyways toad do you do you agree with

01:22:37.320 me are you thankful that you're still alive yes you are what are you thankful for toad yeah what

01:22:42.760 do you think what are you most thankful for yeah i mean the fact that i still have like family and

01:22:49.600 friends around no not the gay shit yeah no i mean you don't have any friends talk about us

01:22:54.380 about us crimey river about that crimey you guys are included in the friends dude if i if i didn't

01:23:02.600 have towering i'd probably be dead like what are the things that keep me we saved your life what are the

01:23:07.060 things that keep me alive towering and betting it's true yeah you need to get down to just

01:23:12.960 towering at some point maybe you need horrible voices maybe you're addicted to both i'm addicted

01:23:18.940 to towering you might be pretty cool that's pretty cool to be addicted to yeah that is that is a great

01:23:23.640 coolest addiction yeah are we going around doing the thankful shit yeah i said i'm thankful for laney

01:23:28.800 i'm thankful these laney edits for like all the shit that he does and like i'm thankful for y'all

01:23:33.060 it's not like gay shit dude it's pretty good what are we supposed to say we're pretty thankful

01:23:38.140 we thought we were having a moment of genuine moment yeah but like don't be fucking gay about it

01:23:42.520 with a twinge of being fun do you think that when laney started to take the estrogen it made his

01:23:46.480 giant dick smaller yeah i'm pretty sure it did yeah for sure yeah is that how i honestly don't know

01:23:52.400 i feel like your dick is i think it just wasn't as hard like it was probably more of my soft a lot

01:23:56.400 you know i mean like it wasn't really like virile there's something to because whenever you take up

01:24:00.720 smaller so when you take testosterone you have to take an estrogen blocker because your body will

01:24:04.580 naturally try to balance it out if you take estrogen do you also get an increase in testosterone

01:24:09.420 i don't know because it literally is that literally why guys get like it is the logic yeah when guys

01:24:15.560 get gyno like they get the titty is because they didn't do it right they didn't do it right they

01:24:18.900 take estrogen blocker so they like or they like went way too long or overdid it or why don't you

01:24:24.600 toad toad toad toad why don't you buy a dress and then just shorter but fatter it makes it shorter

01:24:30.800 but fatter but you gotta take a lot being taking estrogen makes your dick into toad i did not expect

01:24:35.660 laney to answer me this is fantastic to know uh didn't didn't expect that toad why don't you just

01:24:41.160 buy a dress or seal a dress and then charge into women's bathrooms and just check them out you know i

01:24:46.080 mean uh so commit a crime yeah no no if he has a dress on he's good to go especially in boston he's

01:24:55.100 in boston yeah there's nothing they can do about it that's true is that legit in boston he's piss

01:24:59.860 wherever because because i have morals to some extent no he's saying he's saying he's saying the the

01:25:04.300 the tranny gay shit is acceptable in boston because it's a right oh bro if you get saying that i could

01:25:10.620 be a total pervert and go into have you have you seen the like the the fucking mayor of boston

01:25:15.240 is probably the most liberal woman yeah in the united states trust me you could sue and make 10

01:25:20.860 million dollars if they kicked you out of a fucking is that a regular occurrence though in areas like

01:25:25.260 that they're going in i guess probably in certain places the reason i don't do it is because women

01:25:29.500 in that scenario i don't find it to be attractive like bathrooms are gross uh so it's it's not that

01:25:36.140 you're unwilling to be a peeping tom or a rapist or a fake trans person it's that you find bathrooms

01:25:41.420 gross correct all right yeah top what do you think disgusting i don't want to see a woman pooping

01:25:48.040 that's a that's a fair argument unless it's on b

01:25:51.800 i am thankful for uh all of our patrons on patreon.com yes we have uh quite a go to the qr code right now

01:26:07.100 yeah right there make us more thankful yeah uh so you could subscribe at any level ten dollar twenty

01:26:13.520 dollar fifty dollar plasma donor go ahead there's actually somebody at the comfy coomer level so

01:26:18.500 shout out to whoever that is that's awesome yeah yeah uh 72 members not bad i mean listen

01:26:23.500 we'll probably toad but whatever yeah we'll look back on this one day and be like wow there's actually

01:26:29.200 you know there's uh going to be a lot more people in here than about a hundred people but uh if you're

01:26:34.320 here i would also like to thank you and go to the fucking spotify page because that's where all the

01:26:38.800 rss uh feeds will be the private rss so you get the pre you get the main show and the post show and

01:26:45.200 it'll be on um spotify it'll connect right to your fucking patron but who am i thankful for which one of

01:26:51.300 you guys am i thankful the most for i would say toad i feel like toad has given us he's given me even

01:26:59.520 though i really sometimes really can't stand toad he's just given me something indescribable it's

01:27:06.100 like a great point yep like a dog can give you that that he'll give the family that weird intangible

01:27:11.740 that's what toad has given me and i'm grateful for it being in around him in person is not so cool

01:27:17.380 but like this far i hate being around him in person oh so weird yeah it's like why what no through

01:27:25.020 through here like at a thousands of miles away you're awesome in person fuck

01:27:29.520 you are socially awkward dude and this is coming from a socially awkward dude i'm just letting just

01:27:35.760 no jose's the same way here i don't really like him in person i knew what it was like i wish i knew

01:27:40.920 what jose was like in person if he actually came to any of the events oh yeah he can't he can't his

01:27:45.980 wife is having a seizure or something so he can't make it this time his wife is having a seizure i wish

01:27:52.240 she was all made up it's like my life is hell i wish that bitch didn't exist it's rough

01:27:58.700 did she make a full recovery by the way for everybody who listens to all this i mean she's

01:28:03.860 on new meds and it's kind of there's been a couple of times we had a close calls but we just every now

01:28:08.020 and then take some valium fucking go pass out before you have a seizure yeah for real it really

01:28:13.040 is like the treatment for like an ongoing seizure is like legit like take a little valium go fucking

01:28:17.440 zonk out all right we shouldn't do a lot who hasn't said what they're thankful for yet

01:28:21.320 i think everybody did what did jose say i said like you know i got cut off for being gay

01:28:25.660 i said yo it is nice i like having i mean as we kind of just joked when times are rough you know

01:28:31.660 it is nice to have this weekly thing to come to wait are times rough yeah well i mean things

01:28:36.860 so why are you thankful for your wife surviving her her seizures why am i not yeah because i would

01:28:43.120 have got a substantial payout if she had died probably so i was trying to make a joke i didn't

01:28:49.860 know you were gonna go there oh yeah joking wink oh my god it's funny because she's literally just

01:28:58.160 right next to like their dude i will i do this to her i'll make these jokes to her and she's like

01:29:03.000 that's not fucking funny and you're like you know i could just like put a pillow on your head

01:29:05.940 i could just kill you bitch yeah my life insurance policy is way too large for me

01:29:12.380 for that elizabeth knows about like i'm i should be scared for my life yeah it should be anyway really

01:29:21.120 though dude you should add me to it how would that work out i could i just you should just add

01:29:28.760 me as a beneficiary to your life insurance you can do that we should go hunting

01:29:31.940 instead of we should go skydiving you want to go skydiving i'm gonna take off elizabeth and i'll

01:29:39.580 just add all of you i'll just be like all the beneficiaries is this podcast but not elizabeth

01:29:44.720 or my i'm gonna i'm gonna give you all six ways between my boys and you or he's like he's like babe

01:29:52.220 babe i still left you five of my shinies so like how about you calm down baby you got a fifth of my net

01:29:59.780 worth babe you got like 30 grand out of this why are you what are you so mad about

01:30:04.040 you'll be good for a few months oh fuck all right thank you guys so much for tuning in to another

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Tower Gang - November 28, 2024

Ep 205 - The Shinys

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