Tower Gang - December 05, 2024

Ep 206 - The Porn of Destiny

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1 hour and 33 minutes

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19,122

Sentence count

1,451

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Misogyny

100

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Toxicity

1,088

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Hate speech

179

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Tower Gang Live is back and better than ever. This week, the boys are joined by special guest Toad the Plumber to discuss a variety of topics. They discuss flatheads, racist clothing, and why black people don t use tractors.

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00:00:00.000 This shit is retarded. This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:00:02.020 This is how we get Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:05.220 You retarded. You retarded. 1.00

00:00:05.740 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:09.940 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94

00:00:11.820 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:13.580 Yes.

00:00:13.860 Right.

00:00:16.160 I've been reprying for another one,

00:00:18.380 and in the background of mine, I was like, 0.86

00:00:19.660 it would be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.87

00:00:21.600 But it would be so cool. 0.76

00:00:23.140 And I'm like,

00:00:23.720 you and your down...

00:00:25.720 Why are we talking about

00:00:37.280 on this show?

00:00:41.760 That's too far.

00:00:43.380 I'm asking a question.

00:00:47.220 Start.

00:00:48.720 Whoa, with the feet. 1.00

00:00:50.080 Skip the pussy. 1.00

00:00:51.220 Skip it. 1.00

00:00:51.860 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:00:53.440 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:00:55.720 The Pajit gets ran over by a tractor. 1.00

00:01:01.080 Just to start off the show,

00:01:02.180 you know we got a banger in store.

00:01:03.380 Ladies and gentlemen,

00:01:03.900 it's Wednesday at 9-11, 1.00

00:01:05.240 and this is motherfucking Tower Gang Live, bitch. 1.00

00:01:07.020 Thank you so much for tuning in. 1.00

00:01:08.840 I'm Glenn Russell.

00:01:10.140 We got Top Lobster in the bottom right.

00:01:11.960 He's the progenitor of the finest wares

00:01:13.560 in all the lands. 1.00

00:01:14.700 He's like a fucking gypsy king. 1.00

00:01:16.580 Travels the world producing racist clothing. 1.00

00:01:19.540 Shout out Nephilim Murder Crew. 0.83

00:01:20.860 They just raided our stream. 1.00

00:01:22.180 This is the bitch that you said had flat titties 1.00

00:01:24.680 and almost got beat up by her husband. 1.00

00:01:26.560 Let's start off with a fist fight. 0.96

00:01:28.560 They were nice enough to send their audience here.

00:01:30.600 I was just thinking about whether or not

00:01:31.820 you have a flathead baby syndrome.

00:01:32.820 Thank you all two listeners. 0.99

00:01:34.880 Do black people run over their babies? 1.00

00:01:37.880 Like that thing that we saw in the intro 1.00

00:01:39.480 with that Pajit getting run over?

00:01:40.980 Do their babies get run over by a tractor?

00:01:43.400 Is that how they get flathead syndrome?

00:01:45.140 I don't know.

00:01:46.080 You are really stringing together a lot of things.

00:01:49.360 Such a reach.

00:01:50.460 But you know what?

00:01:51.460 Toad, I'm going to forgive it

00:01:52.300 because you're rocking all of the latest Tower Gang merch 0.99

00:01:54.560 and you look fly as a motherfucker. 1.00

00:01:56.200 Also, Toad, black people don't use tractors. 1.00

00:01:58.420 They are already the farm equipment. 0.99

00:02:00.940 Oh.

00:02:01.600 See, that's how you do it, Toad.

00:02:03.140 That's a great point.

00:02:04.220 They are basically farm equipment.

00:02:06.420 That's crazy.

00:02:07.320 They are literally archaic farm equipment.

00:02:08.940 That's literally what we should call them.

00:02:10.600 They're not African-American.

00:02:11.820 Do you think if you show a cotton gin

00:02:20.720 or is that what the cotton picking machine is called?

00:02:23.120 A cotton gin?

00:02:23.820 No, a cotton nig. 1.00

00:02:25.440 No, but you're stepping on the joke. 0.99

00:02:27.440 Do you think if we show a cotton gin to black people, 1.00

00:02:30.780 they inherently get angry that their jobs are taken away? 0.83

00:02:34.340 Oh, yeah.

00:02:35.040 It's like showing a Mexican to a white person.

00:02:40.040 That's a great point. 1.00

00:02:41.020 That's why I hate Mexicans. 1.00

00:02:42.640 Keep taking my jobs. 1.00

00:02:44.900 There was an old school...

00:02:47.760 Sorry, you can go top.

00:02:49.440 It's not even probably that funny. 0.99

00:02:50.720 I'm just saying we've established what makes the black people's heads flat. 1.00

00:02:53.580 At least I have, and I've told you guys it's just from neglect. 0.99

00:02:57.620 Yeah, it's like a parenting.

00:02:59.340 But Toad has a fair question.

00:03:02.060 Do Indians have flatheads because they get ran over tractors as infants?

00:03:06.420 I don't think that's actually a fair question.

00:03:07.920 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:08.340 No, I'll take it back.

00:03:09.320 It's a fair question.

00:03:09.880 I'll take it back.

00:03:10.620 My mistake. 1.00

00:03:11.720 Toad, you watched Destiny suck a dick. 1.00

00:03:14.900 The biggest news of this year? 1.00

00:03:17.260 I would say this whole year, right? 1.00

00:03:19.420 Was Destiny sucking a dick? 1.00

00:03:20.780 I mean, it's like Trump getting back in the White House and Destiny blows a guy. 1.00

00:03:24.440 Yeah, that's what everybody was talking about all week.

00:03:26.320 And everybody was posting it.

00:03:27.460 I'm like, I've got to see what the hype is all about.

00:03:29.220 If you have any sexual music and you can play it in the backdrop,

00:03:31.720 I'd really like to have Toad describe it in graphic detail.

00:03:34.660 Toad, how long was the video by itself?

00:03:36.160 What was it like?

00:03:36.960 50 seconds.

00:03:38.320 50 seconds.

00:03:38.940 Okay, okay.

00:03:39.640 So, and was there, was it just, okay, I want you to explain it from the beginning,

00:03:43.700 set it all up.

00:03:44.900 If there was any, or was it just.

00:03:45.860 I want plot line. 0.97

00:03:46.580 I don't want fucking just straight to the top shot. 0.99

00:03:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:03:48.580 I want to know the backstory.

00:03:49.940 I want to know why the plumber's there to help out.

00:03:53.580 Is Destiny the plumber, or is he the desperate housewife? 0.77

00:03:57.380 He's working the pipes, though.

00:03:59.040 All right, go ahead.

00:03:59.800 And as you explain it, I'll just, I'm going to.

00:04:01.380 All right, all right.

00:04:02.540 All right, Toad, I'll see you.

00:04:04.180 I'll see you working, buddy.

00:04:04.740 I'm going to leave this up as you explain it.

00:04:06.220 Go ahead.

00:04:06.540 He's working the snake.

00:04:08.520 Oh, my God.

00:04:11.160 I love it how there's a little magnifying glass right on his ween.

00:04:15.300 I know, dude.

00:04:16.220 That's amazing.

00:04:16.960 He has a weird, hey, could you magnify it? 0.96

00:04:23.080 What's weird is he kind of has, like, these kind of weird, like, cum gutters. 0.98

00:04:26.980 Do you see that? 0.95

00:04:27.860 He kind of has them.

00:04:29.220 Oh, like it would perfectly drip down his hair?

00:04:31.940 Yeah, look.

00:04:33.040 He kind of, yeah, it's like there is a V-shaped.

00:04:35.860 There's a V-shaped there.

00:04:37.060 I think that's just, like, fupa lines.

00:04:39.040 Fupa lines.

00:04:42.200 I don't think you're, like, gutters. 0.99

00:04:43.760 Maybe cum drains. 0.81

00:04:44.980 It's not as defined as gutters, you know? 0.65

00:04:47.300 No, those are cum creases.

00:04:49.160 Cum creases. 0.99

00:04:50.380 Cum dumpsters. 0.50

00:04:51.160 The name of that episode nailed it.

00:04:52.400 Cum creases.

00:04:52.700 Cum creases.

00:04:53.260 Cum gutters, but they're full. 0.97

00:04:54.340 You got to go clean out those guts.

00:04:55.480 Cum canals. 0.51

00:04:56.580 Cum canals.

00:04:57.200 There you go. 1.00

00:04:57.980 Do you think, like, morbidly obese fat people that are homosexual should be called cum gutters 1.00

00:05:03.140 or cum dumpsters? 1.00

00:05:04.980 They already are. 0.99

00:05:06.500 It looks like you've had two C-sections.

00:05:08.840 It does look like you've had two C-sections.

00:05:10.680 It's both sides.

00:05:11.940 Stretch marks, man, because I was, like, over 200 pounds, and I lost, like, 45 pounds.

00:05:16.740 I still don't understand why you don't get laid with that body. 0.99

00:05:19.320 I mean, it's crazy.

00:05:20.700 Legitimately, it's kind of funny.

00:05:21.880 He doesn't have love handles.

00:05:23.120 Do you see this?

00:05:23.880 Yeah, it's weird.

00:05:24.960 It's not actually, like, he's...

00:05:26.680 He distributes his fat oddly.

00:05:28.260 Yeah, I actually have more love handles than Toad does, and it just seems like it doesn't...

00:05:32.820 Do you store love handles bad, too?

00:05:34.220 Yeah, I do, and it's just weird because his is, like, his...

00:05:36.700 I see what you're saying.

00:05:37.520 You can see his hip bones on the side.

00:05:39.120 Yeah, his hip bones are perfectly in line all the way up.

00:05:41.940 Like, there's no change at all.

00:05:43.700 He's perfectly, like, boxy.

00:05:45.600 Like, it's crazy.

00:05:46.300 I like that his body has no tone whatsoever.

00:05:49.000 Just all...

00:05:49.480 Zero tone.

00:05:50.740 Like, arms, legs, torso, like, zero musculature whatsoever.

00:05:54.640 It's remarkable.

00:05:55.300 Yeah, I'm fat, and there's nothing to hold onto. 1.00

00:05:56.900 Toad, before you become a huge faggot and tell us about Destiny's dick, I'm going to 1.00

00:06:01.600 tell you the... 1.00

00:06:02.080 Yeah, I want to.

00:06:02.220 I'm hyped about it.

00:06:03.300 I'm going to tell you the huge favor that I did for you today.

00:06:05.640 I'm hyped about it.

00:06:07.640 I'm hyped about it. 1.00

00:06:09.580 How many times did you watch it, you fucking guy? 1.00

00:06:12.560 Just once. 1.00

00:06:14.000 What?

00:06:14.240 Just once?

00:06:14.600 I don't believe you.

00:06:15.740 Yeah, no, exactly.

00:06:16.860 Honestly, I'm...

00:06:17.500 But only because I had to, like, I had to get the feel for it.

00:06:20.460 Like, you know how you think you might miss something the first time?

00:06:22.860 Yeah, that's what I want you to...

00:06:23.900 I didn't want you just to watch it just to watch it.

00:06:26.080 I wanted you to study this and then be the expert. 0.99

00:06:29.340 I want the people to be like, hey, did you see Destiny sucked a dick? 1.00

00:06:33.140 And they go, yeah. 1.00

00:06:33.960 Yeah, here's Toad, the expert on Destiny dick-sucking. 0.99

00:06:37.420 I'm a student of everything I watch. 0.99

00:06:38.960 And he goes like, he's like... 1.00

00:06:40.140 He's a fucking... 1.00

00:06:41.100 He's a blowjob sommelier. 1.00

00:06:42.060 You know how those, like, those guys... 1.00

00:06:43.220 Gay porn forensic analyst? 1.00

00:06:45.100 Yeah, you know how those guys will do, like... 0.99

00:06:48.340 They'll, like, see a blade of grass from, like, a picture from, like, an e-girl, and they'll find out where they live? 0.99

00:06:53.280 I want that, but Toad with Destiny dick-sucking. 1.00

00:06:55.740 I want him to be able to see... 0.99

00:06:57.220 He has, like, a mega thread with, like, a detailed research. 0.98

00:07:00.280 You're like, this is how we know for sure this is Destiny's dick. 0.97

00:07:02.660 I would like that, actually. 1.00

00:07:03.720 Like, I do want to know whose dick he was sucking. 1.00

00:07:06.060 Did you do the forensic analysis, Captain Dick analysis? 1.00

00:07:09.180 As much as I could with that small amount of material.

00:07:12.320 I want to get to that after you get...

00:07:14.740 Because I want to see if you have any, like...

00:07:18.180 No, that's not what I meant.

00:07:20.240 What your guesses are, Toad.

00:07:21.760 Because you're the one that has the...

00:07:23.020 You're the expert. 1.00

00:07:23.760 So after you explain it, I want you to tell us who you think is getting their dick sucked. 1.00

00:07:28.280 I will tell you that, yes. 1.00

00:07:29.740 Okay, good.

00:07:30.740 It could be like a game show. 0.99

00:07:31.520 It could be like, whose dick is that? 1.00

00:07:34.620 We're going right... 1.00

00:07:35.500 I thought we were, yeah...

00:07:36.460 No, Top has some news.

00:07:38.320 We've got to work up to it.

00:07:39.620 We need some foreplay to work up to Destiny. 1.00

00:07:42.480 Sucking dick. 1.00

00:07:43.380 To me, sucking dick is foreplay, but go ahead, Top. 1.00

00:07:45.920 So I have this... 1.00

00:07:46.960 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:07:48.520 I've got this neat...

00:07:49.660 Sorry, this neat folder on my...

00:07:52.540 It's amazing.

00:07:53.340 In my Google Drive now of, like, all this stuff.

00:07:55.660 It's like, better off dead clips, you from there.

00:07:58.620 There's a document with just...

00:08:00.880 Here we go.

00:08:01.960 There's a document with just, you know, YouTube links to some of my favorite moments on your show.

00:08:07.200 And so I went on...

00:08:09.680 Who are those pods today?

00:08:11.400 Hell yeah.

00:08:11.780 Oh.

00:08:12.180 For an hour and a half.

00:08:14.640 And I got to present to...

00:08:16.460 Tess, yeah, one dollar.

00:08:17.940 Thank you, Andrew Jacobs, for the dollar.

00:08:19.560 Was it all of their hosts?

00:08:22.040 I don't know.

00:08:22.640 I never watched the show.

00:08:24.240 It was definitely Carl, who's been on this show.

00:08:26.100 Yeah, we had Carl on our show.

00:08:27.020 Yeah, I know him.

00:08:28.200 And then some lady, and then some other guy, producer Chris.

00:08:32.320 It's a very strange show.

00:08:33.360 It's like stepping into, like, older talk radio where they have, like, the, you know...

00:08:37.900 Yeah, it's like the, like, toilet humor morning show type of thing.

00:08:44.300 By the way, just real quick.

00:08:46.080 Destiny has responded to the video.

00:08:47.740 He said it was Nick Fuentes, but also he's just...

00:08:51.020 No, he was joking.

00:08:51.440 Well, he said it in, like, a teasing way, like, implying...

00:08:54.080 Yeah, we don't...

00:08:54.580 The same way he was teasing.

00:08:55.080 He said he just went by N, and his last name was Hispanic or something like that.

00:08:58.540 He had a bunch of minions.

00:08:59.740 He had, like, it was the minion stuff all over. 1.00

00:09:01.440 Like, if you're going to suck a dick, I think he's handling it the right way. 1.00

00:09:04.800 You know, joke about whose dick he sucked. 1.00

00:09:06.740 Yeah, I agree. 1.00

00:09:07.780 He was teasing him just like he teased Nick Fuentes' dick. 0.98

00:09:10.700 I like that Topp keeps an entire database, like a federal agent, on Toad's whereabouts and shenanigans. 0.99

00:09:16.580 I like that.

00:09:17.340 He's the only person that I'm keeping tabs on at this point, and it's like, because he fascinates me.

00:09:21.320 Why are you stalking me, man?

00:09:21.960 But I...

00:09:22.480 So I went on the show, and I actually think I made a...

00:09:25.000 I tried to develop it like how Tyler would do, the Jew, as like a lawyer. 0.87

00:09:28.900 Like, I'm presenting the case of Toad, right?

00:09:30.800 Is Tyler a Jew? 0.90

00:09:31.780 I think so.

00:09:32.520 He's a lawyer, so it's the same thing.

00:09:33.640 In essence, the case of Toad...

00:09:34.540 So you're...

00:09:35.180 It's my defense, so you're...

00:09:37.620 You don't want me to take the stand in my own defense.

00:09:39.400 No, it's... 1.00

00:09:40.000 You're fucking... 1.00

00:09:40.620 You're defending me? 1.00

00:09:41.000 You're indefensible, but...

00:09:42.760 You're a walking... 0.98

00:09:43.660 I lied to the people.

00:09:44.740 I lied to everyone. 0.94

00:09:45.860 You're a walking self-incrimination.

00:09:47.500 Like, you should never testify.

00:09:48.440 I would convict you no matter what you're charged with.

00:09:50.700 You're a chapter in Walter Block's book.

00:09:55.000 So I am Walter Block, basically.

00:09:57.400 You're saying I would talk to the New York Times and...

00:09:59.820 That's funny. 0.97

00:10:01.740 And say nigger right in front of me. 1.00

00:10:02.320 I thought Toad would really like that. 0.96

00:10:03.840 I was actually...

00:10:04.560 I thought that.

00:10:05.180 I was like, that's a Toad joke.

00:10:06.100 He's going to love it.

00:10:07.160 That was a well-executed Toad joke.

00:10:08.500 Sorry.

00:10:08.920 What you got to understand is that you come off extremely off-putting to most people

00:10:14.820 that can see.

00:10:16.740 Yeah, yes.

00:10:17.740 That can see or hear or smell.

00:10:19.520 Actually, he doesn't smell that.

00:10:20.200 And the blind.

00:10:21.820 Yeah, and even the blind.

00:10:23.160 I'm like, yes, your voice, everything about you is really bad.

00:10:26.340 Yeah, I mean, it's mainly your voice and how you look.

00:10:28.000 People's reaction in real life isn't like that.

00:10:29.800 People that can have sensory experience in the world.

00:10:33.540 He doesn't smell bad.

00:10:34.580 I'll say that.

00:10:35.120 Like, every other sense, like his touch, to touch him, I bet that's not good.

00:10:38.540 It smells like soap, if I recall correctly.

00:10:40.160 It just smells clean.

00:10:41.120 It doesn't smell like good.

00:10:41.980 It just smells clean.

00:10:42.720 He just smells like a man who's never exercised one day. 0.99

00:10:45.420 That's right.

00:10:46.540 I'm maintaining my personal scent.

00:10:48.060 Sweat-free.

00:10:49.120 Do you sweat?

00:10:49.840 I don't think you do.

00:10:51.200 Yeah, definitely.

00:10:52.660 He smells like a well-groomed virgin.

00:10:55.180 Toad Drive Access needs to be a top Patreon tier perk.

00:10:59.960 You know what? 0.99

00:11:01.260 If you join the Patreon, fuck it, we're doing a little plug. 0.99

00:11:04.500 Join the Patreon, scan the QR code. 1.00

00:11:06.560 And you're going to get, honestly. 0.97

00:11:08.580 Drop the dick pic in there. 1.00

00:11:09.760 Drop the dick pic in there. 1.00

00:11:10.860 The actual dick pic. 1.00

00:11:11.500 Oh. 0.99

00:11:12.100 Toad?

00:11:13.740 Are you okay with it?

00:11:14.820 Or it's like you can have tiers of the Patreon and tiers of the Google Drive. 0.58

00:11:21.040 Dude, Cole, I had to see the dick pic again today because I was compiling all this stuff. 0.65

00:11:25.220 I had. 0.97

00:11:25.560 I cropped it.

00:11:26.220 It's already cropped.

00:11:27.140 I had.

00:11:28.020 No, but I couldn't find that one.

00:11:29.560 I found the original. 0.99

00:11:30.700 His dick is cropped, by the way. 0.99

00:11:31.740 As much as I want more money, Toad, as your counsel, I'm going to advise against you allowing 1.00

00:11:37.380 our top tier Patreon members to have pictures of your dick. 0.99

00:11:40.660 I would advise against that. 0.99

00:11:42.380 I will take your advice.

00:11:42.740 I will take your advice.

00:11:43.820 Yeah.

00:11:43.980 This is, it's basically OnlyFans is what we're doing for Toad here.

00:11:48.240 Basically.

00:11:48.820 I mean.

00:11:49.580 It's like the most arranged OnlyFans account ever.

00:11:52.760 It's OnlyFans with extra steps.

00:11:54.720 It literally is.

00:11:55.580 Like, it's just like.

00:11:58.300 It's like, it's an OnlyFans account that I would pay not to have access to.

00:12:03.380 It's reverse OnlyFans.

00:12:04.800 Everything is backwards.

00:12:06.020 It's backwards.

00:12:06.500 The leaks.

00:12:08.180 It's like, it's the OnlyFans where you don't look up the leaks.

00:12:11.200 You're like, I don't.

00:12:12.060 I hope it doesn't get leaked.

00:12:13.500 Even his OnlyFans is built backwards.

00:12:15.620 Remarkable.

00:12:16.480 So, Toad, you come off very off-putting to most people.

00:12:20.540 And I expertly walked these people who, what they do for a living is look at bad podcasts.

00:12:26.280 But I walk them through the enigma that's Toad.

00:12:28.640 So, we start off with, I showed him your Halloween pictures, that whole file there.

00:12:32.400 And I was like, this is Toad.

00:12:33.400 Well, he's met me on the show, at least.

00:12:34.780 But, yeah, they don't get it, though.

00:12:36.880 Yeah, you've got to see you in person to really understand.

00:12:39.780 That's what I told him.

00:12:40.660 But after this episode was done, he was like, I spoke to Toad.

00:12:43.420 But he was like, now I really understand Toad.

00:12:46.560 I showed him the pictures.

00:12:47.700 They were like, oh, this guy likes to dress up for Halloween.

00:12:49.500 I was like, but wait, there's more.

00:12:50.620 Then we went to your Better Off Dead.

00:12:53.440 And we watched the beginning, like, maybe 15 seconds of every episode.

00:12:58.160 Every episode starts off.

00:12:59.080 I have like 700 episodes.

00:13:01.300 Well, like, at least 20 of them.

00:13:02.860 We just clicked 15 seconds of the first one.

00:13:04.900 There's yesterday's horribleness behind us.

00:13:07.940 Got to get back on track.

00:13:09.960 Exactly how they all start.

00:13:11.640 That's how they all start.

00:13:14.000 I don't know, dude.

00:13:14.700 Some of them I think I'm going kind of wild.

00:13:17.260 I think I went kind of crazy on at least one of them recently.

00:13:20.600 So tell us which one.

00:13:21.840 I'd like to see it because I don't believe you.

00:13:23.640 It was the one after I lost those NFL plays.

00:13:27.920 It would have been Monday morning.

00:13:29.180 Every week.

00:13:30.120 Monday morning.

00:13:31.540 He's like, just check any Monday.

00:13:34.540 It's the Monday morning quarterback edition.

00:13:37.700 Toad, they were so enamored by you that. 1.00

00:13:40.320 So after I showed them that, I showed them your LP shit. 0.99

00:13:42.780 I showed them you running for president. 0.99

00:13:44.700 I got to show them your covers.

00:13:47.000 And they watched two of them.

00:13:48.520 One of them in its entirety.

00:13:50.240 They watched the whole thing.

00:13:51.640 Which song was it?

00:13:52.600 Do you remember?

00:13:53.260 They cried.

00:13:54.020 Korn.

00:13:54.760 They cried.

00:13:55.700 And then they actually liked your other one, The Baby Got Back.

00:13:58.760 That cover.

00:13:59.260 They said it's actually, it might be better than the original.

00:14:02.320 Oh my God. 1.00

00:14:03.360 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:14:04.200 I swear to God. 1.00

00:14:05.040 By the end of it.

00:14:07.340 I'm a huge Mix-A-Lot fan.

00:14:09.080 And I have to agree.

00:14:09.940 It's better.

00:14:10.160 I covered Jonathan Colton's cover of it.

00:14:12.380 It was his arrangement of it, though.

00:14:15.460 It doesn't matter.

00:14:16.360 And stop trying to skirt any sort of praise.

00:14:18.960 By the way, those Uke videos are doing pretty good numbers on YouTube, surprisingly.

00:14:22.500 I was looking at it the other day.

00:14:23.660 I was like, jeez.

00:14:24.740 I was impressed.

00:14:25.980 I got to get my voice back.

00:14:27.060 Because it's December, man.

00:14:28.240 I'm going to do some Christmas tunes.

00:14:29.780 What is pretty good?

00:14:30.640 I got to know.

00:14:31.060 How many?

00:14:32.420 They were in the hundreds.

00:14:33.600 They were in probably three, four, five.

00:14:35.640 It's pretty good for a clip.

00:14:36.580 That's not the actual show on the YouTube channel.

00:14:39.300 Well, it should be put up on YouTube shorts.

00:14:41.020 Because I don't know how it wouldn't go crazy viral.

00:14:44.180 99, 250, 450 views.

00:14:48.280 Not bad.

00:14:49.280 I like how Top is committed to turning Toad into an internet phenomenon.

00:14:53.360 He really is.

00:14:54.300 Toad doesn't want it.

00:14:55.560 But Top's just like, I'm going to make this happen.

00:14:57.800 Toad has refused over and over and over again to become internet famous.

00:15:03.640 And Top is committed.

00:15:04.780 Yes, it is.

00:15:06.300 Kind of.

00:15:09.100 We'll get to the new stuff.

00:15:11.020 These are the hits right now. 1.00

00:15:12.260 Toad, by the end of this, the comment section, they fucking hated your shit with Better Off Dead. 1.00

00:15:19.240 They're like, this guy's the worst. 1.00

00:15:20.520 He says words too funny. 0.99

00:15:22.180 Then you got to the shorts, and they were like, oh, this guy is psychotic.

00:15:25.660 The short of you, you didn't have internet this day.

00:15:29.020 Or whatever.

00:15:29.380 And so you did a short where you're like, didn't have internet.

00:15:32.280 Yeah, Castcom.

00:15:33.120 And you see the chat turning from like, this nigga's boring to, hold on a second. 1.00

00:15:38.260 I played them the songs, and they were like, that was really good.

00:15:41.140 And I felt like they were Toad stans by the end of this.

00:15:44.560 And I was like, this was incredible.

00:15:45.720 That's the thing that makes Toad such a mystery is that in modern internet glory, you have to catch people quick, right?

00:15:55.120 Toad can't do that.

00:15:56.380 In fact, nothing about him is quick.

00:15:58.780 On first glance, you're going to hate him.

00:16:00.960 It's never.

00:16:01.180 No, I last a long time.

00:16:02.420 On second, third glance, probably still hate him.

00:16:05.140 Fourth, fifth glance, you go, I don't know.

00:16:07.320 Maybe there's something here. 0.71

00:16:08.720 Seventh, tenth, you're like, I fucking love this guy, and I can't get enough of him.

00:16:12.380 But can we get people to watch him and hate him nine times before they find that love? 0.96

00:16:16.700 Let's see.

00:16:17.020 What episode is this?

00:16:17.560 Episode 206.

00:16:19.240 So this is going to be my 206th thing of Toad.

00:16:22.340 I'd say by episode five, so I had already gone through that and then gone back down to hate him again.

00:16:29.020 I mean, when you get over hundreds, there's lots of peaks and valleys.

00:16:32.540 There's tons.

00:16:33.120 So many.

00:16:33.840 It's Toad shoe theory.

00:16:35.240 I have just spiraled around him over and over again.

00:16:37.660 I have no idea how I feel about him at this point. 1.00

00:16:41.780 What about that dick? 0.99

00:16:42.980 Who are those podcast guys that love you, dude? 1.00

00:16:44.800 I mean, they were enamored.

00:16:47.420 I think you might be one of the people that they continue to check up on, which is incredible.

00:16:53.900 Hell yeah.

00:16:54.480 Did they do an analysis of what he should do better?

00:16:57.100 Is that what you're about to say, Clint? 1.00

00:16:58.120 Oh, they dissected your whole shit. 1.00

00:17:00.060 It was crazy. 1.00

00:17:00.860 You do everything wrong.

00:17:04.320 But now, do you think he should take their advice?

00:17:07.480 Or do you think he should just keep plowing through the way he was going to do?

00:17:10.640 Because what he is is what makes him special.

00:17:12.800 Here's what I've learned about Toad.

00:17:13.880 So, advice is irrelevant.

00:17:15.060 Yeah, it doesn't matter, I guess.

00:17:16.500 Why even ask that question?

00:17:18.100 He legitimately might be the most stubborn man on the planet.

00:17:21.560 I've never met someone so stubborn.

00:17:24.140 I think it's very similar.

00:17:25.680 I had to file chapter seven after watching one episode of Better Off Dead.

00:17:29.280 Not even once.

00:17:30.400 Wow.

00:17:31.360 I agree.

00:17:31.760 So, this is going to be kind of, I guess, inside baseball for our fans because it's about

00:17:35.720 sports.

00:17:36.620 So, but this is, it's just.

00:17:38.840 So, that's where the baseball comes from.

00:17:40.100 But it's perfect to just say how Toad is.

00:17:43.820 So, Florida State is probably the worst team in college football this year, which, I mean,

00:17:48.520 Clinton knows this, right?

00:17:49.880 I don't know if you can keep up with college football at all.

00:17:51.600 I do not.

00:17:52.360 Okay.

00:17:52.620 Whatever.

00:17:53.000 Okay.

00:17:53.560 Florida State came in, was like top ten ranked.

00:17:56.340 They are, they ended the season two and like ten.

00:18:00.140 Like, they're terrible.

00:18:01.180 They are obviously terrible.

00:18:03.180 Toad all season. 1.00

00:18:04.700 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:18:06.080 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:18:07.660 Toad all season has been telling us, no, they're good. 1.00

00:18:10.640 They're great.

00:18:11.220 They're going to win.

00:18:11.780 They're going to win.

00:18:12.360 They've been terrible.

00:18:13.140 Even up until like, he was like, they're going to beat in the last game.

00:18:15.740 They're going to beat Florida and all this stuff.

00:18:16.600 You rode the bandwagon through a two and ten season?

00:18:19.520 I said they were going to cover.

00:18:20.120 Yes, he did.

00:18:20.640 And every week I would say, Toad, like they lost again.

00:18:23.700 And they didn't even cover the spread.

00:18:25.240 And they didn't score for it.

00:18:25.960 All the way through, all the way through.

00:18:28.900 And I said, I said, Toad, I said, Toad, just say you're wrong.

00:18:32.620 And he goes, no, I was still right.

00:18:34.800 I'm still.

00:18:35.840 Well, if you understand the praxeology of betting, they were due for a come up.

00:18:41.020 How many times did I bet on Florida State?

00:18:42.680 It doesn't matter.

00:18:43.760 It doesn't matter.

00:18:44.700 It's zero.

00:18:45.560 It doesn't matter.

00:18:46.400 You were still on their bandwagon the entire year, but you refused to like have any type of like.

00:18:52.620 No, I said they're not as bad as people think they are.

00:18:55.240 And I'm still right.

00:18:55.960 No, they're worse.

00:18:57.120 But it's just funny because he continues.

00:18:58.540 Look, he's still going.

00:18:59.500 Like he won't stop.

00:19:00.560 Two and ten.

00:19:01.540 I think.

00:19:03.000 Well, it's been rough.

00:19:05.000 I think the only thing sadder than being Toad is being a gambler who's so addicted that they take advice from him.

00:19:11.460 That's.

00:19:11.700 Oh, yeah.

00:19:11.960 That's a level of depravity.

00:19:13.080 I can't really wrap my head around.

00:19:14.140 But I know you have like a dozen. 0.98

00:19:15.860 Nate G, it sucks for you, man. 0.99

00:19:17.380 Yep. 0.98

00:19:17.940 He knows the one guy.

00:19:19.960 He's the one guy.

00:19:20.660 It's not.

00:19:20.920 Your audience.

00:19:21.640 Your audience is not for people that are gambling.

00:19:24.180 Your audience is for something completely.

00:19:26.460 It's just for.

00:19:27.160 It's like you being a monkey behind glass and people tap on it every so often.

00:19:32.240 That's what I think your audience is.

00:19:34.400 That's how I feel about him.

00:19:35.460 Zoo goers. 1.00

00:19:36.180 Now, now, monkey.

00:19:37.280 Tell us.

00:19:37.580 Zoo goers. 1.00

00:19:38.380 Now, monkey. 1.00

00:19:39.020 Tell us what sucking dick for Destiny looks like. 1.00

00:19:42.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:42.560 Thank you.

00:19:42.660 Is he good?

00:19:44.780 Show me the form.

00:19:47.440 What are we working with?

00:19:48.940 It's difficult to answer that question.

00:19:51.380 Did he give it like a warm up?

00:19:52.700 We need sexy music. 1.00

00:19:53.660 We need some like.

00:19:55.040 That's right.

00:19:55.520 That's right.

00:19:55.680 I kind of like the sad music to be honest.

00:19:58.420 Well, so the video is not really what it was cracked up to be.

00:20:02.580 Really?

00:20:03.700 So you were disappointed is what you're saying.

00:20:05.740 Yeah.

00:20:06.060 The artistry was lacking.

00:20:07.780 It was.

00:20:09.100 And there was no finish.

00:20:11.640 I'll just get that out of the way right away. 1.00

00:20:13.740 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:20:14.160 There's no finish. 0.99

00:20:15.260 Yeah, that was a screenshot of it.

00:20:15.540 So the like camera angle, I mean, I guess. 0.90

00:20:19.180 So the angle is from the point of view of the guys being sucked.

00:20:23.680 Is it like one of those ones where someone just took a quick cell phone video?

00:20:27.100 Is that all it was kind of deal?

00:20:28.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:28.420 I think the dude who was being sucked had his cell phone out.

00:20:30.760 The lighting is bad.

00:20:32.060 So it's like.

00:20:32.540 It's a little bit on the darker side as you just saw with that screenshot there.

00:20:35.600 Oh, it's really dark.

00:20:36.180 It wasn't professionally filmed.

00:20:38.140 Could you confirm that it wasn't me?

00:20:41.220 Not 100%. 0.99

00:20:42.340 Damn it. 0.99

00:20:43.820 Was the guy wearing sweatpants? 1.00

00:20:45.500 Gray sweatpants.

00:20:46.260 Are you wearing a bracelet, Clint?

00:20:47.820 Fuentes said he was wearing a bracelet and he doesn't wear bracelets.

00:20:49.940 Oh, you're clear.

00:20:51.340 I'm trying to remember.

00:20:52.080 The bracelet does not.

00:20:52.800 Thank God.

00:20:53.200 Every other day I wear a bracelet.

00:20:54.240 Hold on.

00:20:54.500 Hold on.

00:20:55.100 Do you know how?

00:20:55.740 That's such.

00:20:56.380 Is that really his argument?

00:20:57.460 He goes like.

00:20:58.180 I don't wear a bracelet, guys.

00:20:59.160 I don't wear bracelets.

00:21:00.480 Obviously that man has a bracelet on.

00:21:02.800 That's what his defense was.

00:21:04.000 It was hilarious. 0.91

00:21:04.300 I think the sucky may have had shorts that were pulled down. 1.00

00:21:07.220 Can you imagine if Fuentes just puts on a bracelet every time he gets his dick sucked? 1.00

00:21:10.000 It's like saying, babe, I didn't fuck her. 1.00

00:21:12.720 I took my wedding ring off. 1.00

00:21:14.340 Okay?

00:21:14.840 Jesus.

00:21:15.940 It wasn't me.

00:21:16.720 Did I understand you correctly?

00:21:18.900 Are you saying that he short-dicked him? 1.00

00:21:23.680 Did he pull his dick out of the underside of his shorts? 1.00

00:21:25.760 Because that'd be fucking aggro. 1.00

00:21:27.640 Oh, he sucked it out from the bottom. 1.00

00:21:29.600 That would be wild.

00:21:31.340 He basically had no pants on. 1.00

00:21:33.540 So it was full dick out. 1.00

00:21:36.500 Destiny was the sucker. 1.00

00:21:38.320 Balls out or just the dick? 1.00

00:21:39.680 Good dick. 1.00

00:21:40.480 Bad dick. 1.00

00:21:41.320 Did you see the dick? 1.00

00:21:42.000 It was not horrible. 0.99

00:21:44.680 It was a decent length, decent size.

00:21:48.700 Actually, girth was all right, too. 0.89

00:21:49.860 The problem was that I got the sense that the sucky here was not enjoying it. 0.99

00:22:00.540 So maybe Destiny's skills aren't all that great because the dick was never really hard throughout the entire thing. 0.99

00:22:07.500 All 50 seconds of it. 0.98

00:22:08.800 It was more like... 0.99

00:22:09.240 No, that's normal during a blowjob. 0.99

00:22:10.380 It's 50 seconds? 1.00

00:22:10.960 Ugh.

00:22:11.660 Destiny was kind of like... 1.00

00:22:12.840 It was a sloppy blowjob. 0.99

00:22:14.860 He was kind of... 0.99

00:22:15.700 It's normal during a blowjob not to get hard, right? 0.99

00:22:20.740 Destiny was kind of... 0.99

00:22:21.480 I just thought that was the thing.

00:22:22.920 I thought it was just like...

00:22:23.660 Dude, that's a crazy drop.

00:22:24.380 That's a crazy drop.

00:22:25.520 Just you full screen.

00:22:27.320 That was fantastic.

00:22:28.280 Destiny was, you know, slobbing the knobs. 1.00

00:22:30.360 So it was kind of, you know, the dick was kind of flopping in and out of his mouth a little bit. 1.00

00:22:33.560 Oh, this is the worst. 0.99

00:22:35.340 Yeah, so it was never really like that hard.

00:22:37.420 So there was obviously no...

00:22:39.040 Did Destiny look happy?

00:22:41.500 No, not really.

00:22:42.720 Do you know what's genius about this? 1.00

00:22:44.400 Like, the story is not that he sucked dick. 1.00

00:22:46.920 The story is that Nick Fuentes got his dick sucked. 1.00

00:22:49.900 Right. 1.00

00:22:50.320 So we know that Destiny was the one sucking dick and nobody's shocked by that at all. 1.00

00:22:54.460 Yeah, no one cares. 1.00

00:22:55.080 The question is, who was the person being sucked?

00:22:57.420 And Nick Fuentes, if we can play some of this video here, I thought the video of him was hilarious. 0.80

00:23:03.500 Nick Fuentes, he went way on the defensive, man.

00:23:05.820 He was like, nope, it's not me.

00:23:07.100 If you watch that video, I watched the video myself.

00:23:09.500 And it was...

00:23:10.040 He literally says that.

00:23:12.100 I haven't seen it.

00:23:12.360 I pulled out my phone where I took that video and I watched it again.

00:23:15.940 And it was about me.

00:23:18.800 I've been feuding with Destiny for my entire career.

00:23:21.720 And Destiny had all these leaks come out from Discord. 0.77

00:23:26.720 And the guy's a freak. 0.99

00:23:28.080 I mean, this guy is sick. 0.99

00:23:29.680 He's sending messages to this 18-year-old. 1.00

00:23:32.280 Oh, he's a freak. 1.00

00:23:33.700 He's a freak. 1.00

00:23:34.580 He is nasty. 1.00

00:23:35.620 You can't pause Nick Fuentes and have him not look like a homosexual. 1.00

00:23:39.180 This is remarkable. 1.00

00:23:40.380 He is a freak. 1.00

00:23:41.240 He is nasty. 1.00

00:23:42.080 Every pause. 0.98

00:23:43.640 Go back a second.

00:23:45.040 When he has his finger up.

00:23:46.420 He's the mustache. 0.99

00:23:47.140 Resting gays. 1.00

00:23:47.740 Wait, go to when he has his finger up like this. 1.00

00:23:50.000 And I'll tell you concrete evidence that he's gay. 1.00

00:23:53.600 He doesn't make a fist. 0.95

00:23:54.740 These leaks come out from Discord. 0.93

00:23:57.140 And the guy's a freak. 0.99

00:23:59.340 I mean, this guy is sick. 0.99

00:24:00.620 He crosses his legs. 0.99

00:24:01.360 He's sending messages to this 18-year-old.

00:24:03.720 That's normal.

00:24:04.600 Right there.

00:24:05.080 Look at the ring finger.

00:24:06.600 See how it doesn't quite close in the hand?

00:24:08.800 It's like...

00:24:09.300 I don't even know how he's...

00:24:11.560 Mannerism. 0.99

00:24:12.180 It's like a loose gay hand. 0.96

00:24:13.960 It's like a man who holds a martini glass but keeps the pinky up. 0.97

00:24:17.240 You know exactly what...

00:24:18.360 His hand feels like a bag of bones.

00:24:20.280 And it's probably very moist every time you shake it.

00:24:22.680 You've seen this person before.

00:24:23.960 You've shook their hand and they gross you out.

00:24:26.080 The dead fish.

00:24:28.300 He's the dead fish handshake.

00:24:30.400 Yeah.

00:24:31.420 Dead fish handshake.

00:24:32.320 It's like Toad.

00:24:33.040 Normal, by the way.

00:24:33.660 Toad does have a dead fish handshake, by the way.

00:24:36.220 He definitely does.

00:24:36.960 You go to shake his hand and you literally just like...

00:24:38.640 It's not even...

00:24:39.480 It's not like he's choosing to.

00:24:40.720 He just has no muscles to actually shake back.

00:24:42.900 He actually does.

00:24:43.940 I'm just...

00:24:44.400 He literally can't grip.

00:24:46.100 I feel like when I shake another dude's hand, my hand is getting crushed, basically.

00:24:51.600 It's almost painful.

00:24:52.140 Because you're supposed to shake back. 0.99

00:24:53.380 By the way, if you were going to as any of y'all...

00:24:57.180 He's just a long handshake ride.

00:24:59.340 If any of y'all see the Destiny or hear about the Destiny leak or watch it and then go, he's a freak.

00:25:05.680 Is that how...

00:25:06.300 Because I would...

00:25:06.880 That's not the word I think of.

00:25:08.320 No. 0.96

00:25:08.660 That's only a word that a gay... 0.98

00:25:09.840 Like another gay man... 1.00

00:25:10.640 A 24-year-old virgin would probably think that if there's some dude who's like married and then divorced and then he's sucking dick, that he's a disgusting freak. 1.00

00:25:18.560 No, but he was like, oh, he's a freak. 1.00

00:25:20.840 He's a dirty girl. 1.00

00:25:23.400 I mean, he has... 1.00

00:25:24.900 He's a bad boy.

00:25:26.020 I'll say that. 1.00

00:25:26.440 He leaked private messages of him talking about like sitting on stream with a butt plug and doing a whole bunch of weird shit. 0.99

00:25:32.100 So, yeah, he is kind of weird. 0.99

00:25:32.700 Nick talks about butt plugs in this video and then he denies that it's him in the video. 0.69

00:25:36.880 I've got a theory about this and I got a question.

00:25:39.860 Is I think Nick Fuentes with his like stardom, his level of fame, he's running around with Kanye West. 1.00

00:25:47.300 I think that him being a virgin still is possibly gayer than him getting his dick sucked because it's like at least you're sexually active. 1.00

00:25:55.300 You got your dick sucked. 1.00

00:25:56.740 I've made this argument a hundred times with Toad. 1.00

00:25:58.560 I would rather him just be plowing dudes left and right than continue to be a virgin.

00:26:02.940 Honestly, Toad, if you want to get to internet stardom... 0.99

00:26:05.880 If you're more gay than Destiny, yes, you are. 1.00

00:26:09.140 Also, if you want to get internet stardom and be like better, less gay, go fuck Destiny. 1.00

00:26:16.240 I think those two together... 1.00

00:26:17.600 Dude, that's a great plan.

00:26:19.000 We should actually set that up.

00:26:20.540 I think...

00:26:21.340 I know what you do.

00:26:22.520 Just send Destiny Toad's nude. 1.00

00:26:26.300 Toad's dick. 1.00

00:26:27.500 Send it right now. 1.00

00:26:28.660 Did you send it, Clint?

00:26:29.660 Does he follow you?

00:26:30.540 I'm blocked.

00:26:31.880 I'm blocked.

00:26:32.400 I'm blocked, me too.

00:26:33.260 No, I'm not attracted to him. 1.00

00:26:35.500 Go home and think about it, you coward. 1.00

00:26:38.120 I want to know more about him sucking this dude's dick. 1.00

00:26:43.640 And by the way, I don't think that Nick Fuentes is the person in this video. 1.00

00:26:46.880 I believe Nick's defense.

00:26:48.560 I haven't watched the video, but I have watched Nick's defense and his defense, even though

00:26:52.100 it is kind of, I don't know, not exactly ironclad saying, I don't wear bracelets. 1.00

00:26:57.480 It's like, maybe when you're getting your dick sucked by another fucking streamer, you do. 1.00

00:27:01.380 I don't know. 1.00

00:27:02.200 I'll ask y'all. 1.00

00:27:03.300 If there was a rumor about me that I, it was me that got my dick sucked by Destiny. 1.00

00:27:07.840 I'd believe it in an instant. 1.00

00:27:09.280 And then I also had the same defense as Nick Fuentes had.

00:27:12.560 Said the same thing.

00:27:13.780 Would you be like, Cole, come on, man.

00:27:15.380 Like, that's, like, would you believe me? 1.00

00:27:19.280 But you're all, like, caked up and shit. 1.00

00:27:20.760 And I'm just like, I think dudes want to suck your dick all over the place. 1.00

00:27:23.520 I think Nick Fuentes has, like, gay dude, definitely gay dude, like, energy. 1.00

00:27:29.060 I'm just going to easily identify you by your dick. 1.00

00:27:32.460 Me? 1.00

00:27:32.800 Right. 1.00

00:27:33.040 I mean, like, not your dick specifically, but I guess, like, your dick and, like, your stomach 1.00

00:27:37.800 and leg and, like, all the stuff I'm seeing around me. 1.00

00:27:40.480 As long as there's a razor and his key shaving cream, then I'll be like, I know exactly 1.00

00:27:44.020 whose dick that is. 1.00

00:27:44.640 I know that it's Cole's dick, yeah. 1.00

00:27:46.480 I do think that it is Fuentes in the video because. 1.00

00:27:50.260 No.

00:27:50.720 Yeah, because of his defense or lack thereof. 1.00

00:27:53.840 He said his dick was brown. 1.00

00:27:55.740 No, absolutely not. 1.00

00:27:57.500 In the video.

00:27:57.760 Oh, interesting.

00:27:58.540 The lighting is dark. 0.70

00:27:59.680 Fuentes is saying it might be a black guy.

00:28:01.580 I didn't think that. 0.99

00:28:01.700 So he dick-faced? 1.00

00:28:03.020 He lied about the color of the dick? 1.00

00:28:04.720 Yeah, he lied about the dick. 1.00

00:28:07.300 He dick-lied. 1.00

00:28:08.300 I don't know. 0.99

00:28:08.680 What's, what's, it's not dick-faced. 0.99

00:28:11.100 Dick-faced? 0.99

00:28:12.200 Black-faced. 1.00

00:28:12.720 It's black-faced, but for dicks. 1.00

00:28:13.860 Dick-facing. 1.00

00:28:14.640 Black dick. 1.00

00:28:15.920 He black-dicked. 1.00

00:28:16.760 Thank you. 0.72

00:28:17.720 That's bad.

00:28:18.440 So.

00:28:19.400 Destiny got black-dicked. 0.72

00:28:20.840 Nick Fuentes got black-dicked, actually. 0.93

00:28:22.880 I'm almost, or Destiny did. 0.93

00:28:24.760 I'm almost positive the dude in the video is not black.

00:28:27.600 I think he is, he's either white or light-skinned Hispanic.

00:28:31.880 I'm not joking.

00:28:33.020 That's what I think. 1.00

00:28:33.560 What's more cancelable, black face or black dick? 1.00

00:28:39.660 If you pull out your, if you, if you pull out a dick and it looks like Kanye's dick, but 1.00

00:28:43.920 like you're a white dude and you just pull out a dick and it's like, and you have the, 1.00

00:28:47.220 I think that's more cancelable. 1.00

00:28:47.960 I'm going to pull out all the time.

00:28:49.200 That'd be so cool.

00:28:50.100 That floppy.

00:28:50.640 That floppy one. 1.00

00:28:50.980 If I just had a huge black dick and I'm like this white guy. 1.00

00:28:53.860 Black dick is a crazy like pirate game. 1.00

00:28:55.140 Laney, you are in the, you know, like if, if some pirate got like severe hypothermia or 1.00

00:29:00.420 something, his dick like became completely like black and shrill. 1.00

00:29:02.940 Although it's black dick over there. 1.00

00:29:04.380 That's true. 1.00

00:29:04.780 I will, I have a confession. 1.00

00:29:06.540 My dick is darker than the rest of my body. 1.00

00:29:08.780 Oh my God. 1.00

00:29:09.480 It's your dick. 1.00

00:29:10.660 It's a Spanish thing. 1.00

00:29:11.880 No, no. 0.99

00:29:12.280 The dick in the video is not dark. 1.00

00:29:14.220 Spanish do have dirty dicks. 1.00

00:29:15.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:16.100 Yeah.

00:29:16.600 I did want to ask Laney, you're, you're in the entire gate.

00:29:19.740 You've, you're in that world. 1.00

00:29:21.320 You're like one faggot, right? 1.00

00:29:24.620 One, do you know who it is? 1.00

00:29:26.280 And two is Nick Fuentes.

00:29:28.500 Can you tell just, do you have a gaydar for Nick Fuentes?

00:29:31.020 Like, yeah. 0.57

00:29:32.940 Tell me what the chatter is in the gay verse. 1.00

00:29:36.880 What's the, what's the, what's the skinny on this, uh, the skinny faggot? 1.00

00:29:41.640 What's going on in gay Twitter right now? 1.00

00:29:44.400 As a fellow queer, if you could inform us.

00:29:48.160 Oh my God.

00:29:48.960 They 100% would know.

00:29:49.720 But they, they, they've been saying it.

00:29:51.420 They've been like, yeah, he's, he's gay. 0.60

00:29:52.700 You could tell.

00:29:53.600 And it's like fine.

00:29:54.800 Right?

00:29:54.920 He gives me gay vibes, but I just don't think he's blowing destiny in this video. 0.96

00:29:58.920 No, destiny's blowing him. 0.98

00:30:00.160 No, destiny's blowing him.

00:30:00.800 Well, you know what I'm saying. 0.69

00:30:01.760 Which technically he could be like, he, he could be like, it's, I, I'm not gay.

00:30:06.180 Look at that hand.

00:30:06.720 Right? 0.76

00:30:07.020 That's less gay, right? 1.00

00:30:08.480 Those are the hands of a man who's never even considered working. 0.95

00:30:11.000 Like, never even thought about it.

00:30:12.340 Right.

00:30:12.520 Never even considered working.

00:30:14.460 The thought of.

00:30:15.760 Those are hands, the ones of a man who's like considered working.

00:30:18.720 Like, you've looked at him and thought like, I should really do something at some point.

00:30:21.940 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:30:23.300 Clint's hands is the hands that he was like, he was coming out of high school and he goes

00:30:26.600 like, I could be a mechanic.

00:30:29.500 No, I'm, no, that sounds like terrible.

00:30:30.760 I'm going to be, I'm going to make millions.

00:30:32.120 The thought crosses mine.

00:30:33.060 I worked one summer of hard labor and I was like, not with these precious.

00:30:37.740 You forgot your gloves at the gym at least once.

00:30:41.120 Yeah, I have actually.

00:30:42.180 That's a good point.

00:30:43.240 It's crazy.

00:30:43.560 I actually was callous for a little while.

00:30:45.360 Like, as we, as we look at him more, I've never really looked at him that much, but

00:30:49.100 like, mad people watch him and like, idolize him and do it.

00:30:52.400 And it's just bizarre to me.

00:30:53.660 Then they get real mad.

00:30:54.400 They'll get mad about this if they see this.

00:30:56.140 But like, look at this guy.

00:30:57.380 We're going to get hate, for sure. 0.99

00:30:58.880 Oh, I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:30:59.880 I'm just telling you, man, it's weird. 0.99

00:31:02.660 I kind of like Nick Fuentes too, but.

00:31:04.420 I like, want to like him, but I just struggle to respect a guy who's that famous and never

00:31:08.680 even had a girlfriend or even like, and then the hands.

00:31:12.300 Like, I don't know.

00:31:12.660 I just struggle to.

00:31:13.560 I'm with Jose.

00:31:14.660 The hands.

00:31:15.060 The hands really get me.

00:31:16.400 Like, it's just bad.

00:31:18.000 Like, I look at Nick Fuentes and I see me in a lot of ways.

00:31:21.120 So I'm like, I can't be on board with that.

00:31:22.820 Top, did Jimmy Nohans have more structure to his hands than Nick Fuentes does?

00:31:27.540 Very similar.

00:31:28.420 Very similar.

00:31:28.460 Sleek hands.

00:31:29.440 Like, it looks like he could flop them around pretty good, right?

00:31:32.720 He's Nicky Nohans.

00:31:34.280 For the record, I understand his appeal.

00:31:37.400 Not in a gay way. 1.00

00:31:38.680 But I'm sure in a gay way too. 0.99

00:31:40.580 I think he's so fucking hot. 0.98

00:31:42.280 No, I really do understand Nick's appeal. 0.98

00:31:44.140 I think he is one of the most naturally gifted, compelling speakers of young people that I've

00:31:49.780 ever encountered.

00:31:50.580 He's funny.

00:31:51.380 Like, when you just hear him talk, and he's just riffing.

00:31:53.500 He's ad-libbing, riffing the entire time.

00:31:55.160 And it's just, it's gripping.

00:31:56.540 It's very funny.

00:31:57.640 You think it's gripping?

00:31:59.400 It might be.

00:32:01.320 You think it's gripping?

00:32:02.160 Because I am, I am the hardest.

00:32:06.580 That drop hits harder now that you've been fired from that show.

00:32:09.920 Yeah.

00:32:10.080 That definitely didn't work.

00:32:12.760 That timing was not good for me.

00:32:14.020 So, Toad, besides, so do you have, I know we're talking about Nick.

00:32:18.460 Is there anybody else that you could think of that you kind of have as a, it's them?

00:32:24.420 No.

00:32:25.280 Okay, so it's only Nick.

00:32:26.280 If it's not him, then it's probably somebody who's not well-known, I would guess. 1.00

00:32:30.620 So, his dick never gets hard, huh? 1.00

00:32:33.320 Yeah, correct. 1.00

00:32:34.620 I mean, you've never had your dick sex, but like, was it bad? 1.00

00:32:38.600 Was he doing bad stuff? 1.00

00:32:40.800 You're like the worst person to ask this.

00:32:42.580 I don't know why we made you watch it over and over again.

00:32:44.000 Give me the start.

00:32:45.040 Like, did we catch, is it like start mid-blow?

00:32:49.000 Like, is that where we're at, when the recording begins?

00:32:52.440 Or is it like, he's recording at the start?

00:32:55.680 And does Destiny know that he's being videoed?

00:32:58.780 I assume so, because the...

00:33:00.920 Is he making eye contact? 0.98

00:33:01.920 The dude is being sucked as filming it. 0.98

00:33:03.680 Yeah, I mean, yeah, he knows. 0.99

00:33:06.280 So, I think, I don't know, on a scale, like, how good or bad is the blowjob on a scale from... 0.98

00:33:13.300 Scrumdiddlyumptious scale. 0.98

00:33:14.700 On a scale from Liz to Scrumdiddlyumptious.

00:33:19.560 Yeah, that's the scale. 1.00

00:33:21.340 Fucking fan. 1.00

00:33:22.060 That's fucking... 1.00

00:33:23.320 That's the scale. 1.00

00:33:24.640 Yeah.

00:33:25.220 I'm gonna go...

00:33:26.420 He's probably on the level of, like, a four.

00:33:30.260 So, it's closer to Liz than Scrumdiddlyumptious.

00:33:32.440 That's true.

00:33:33.220 If that makes sense. 0.98

00:33:34.020 That sucks. 1.00

00:33:34.920 You would think Destiny would be good at sucking dick. 1.00

00:33:36.760 I mean, Destiny sucks dick better than Liz, which is pretty impressive. 1.00

00:33:40.020 Based on that video, not great, but... 1.00

00:33:41.580 How many times a sucking dick would take for you guys to get good at it? 1.00

00:33:44.160 But here's the thing, maybe you can give him a pass, because maybe it's the sucky's fault, 1.00

00:33:48.500 because he doesn't get hard. 0.74

00:33:50.920 Right. 1.00

00:33:51.340 So, how do you suck a floppy dick? 1.00

00:33:54.280 I mean, if you're sucking a limp dick and it doesn't get hard, you suck it sucking dick. 1.00

00:33:57.540 It's like, oh, no, I've never been sucked off by a dude not in a cap-boy outfit before. 1.00

00:34:00.600 Didn't get that reference.

00:34:03.940 Oh, that's a good idea.

00:34:04.600 I'm sure it's funny, though.

00:34:05.360 You think Destiny could make Cole come?

00:34:06.480 No, no.

00:34:06.920 The clean-up, he would have been, like, you know, like, licking his stomach, you know, like, licking the tip.

00:34:11.000 That's not what was happening.

00:34:11.880 Licking the stomach?

00:34:12.420 Maybe dude already finished?

00:34:14.180 Oh, what a horrible thought.

00:34:16.160 Toad, can Destiny make Cole come?

00:34:21.180 That's a great question.

00:34:22.200 Not at a four?

00:34:23.020 At a four?

00:34:23.460 No way.

00:34:24.280 I don't know.

00:34:25.120 Your wife is... 1.00

00:34:25.520 You've never had better than a one.

00:34:27.120 Look, again, you're at the Liz level?

00:34:30.980 There are two to this equation here.

00:34:32.540 I've said this before.

00:34:33.380 It's not that Liz is bad.

00:34:34.240 Some of it is Cole.

00:34:34.840 She's very good at it.

00:34:35.940 You're wrong.

00:34:36.400 It's just that she just doesn't do it. 0.88

00:34:38.560 You're wrong.

00:34:39.100 Dude, I tell you, I don't know how many people I've met in my life, like, oh, can you ever come? 0.96

00:34:42.480 And then, like, I was that guy at one point when I was fucking a kid. 0.99

00:34:45.200 And then you get sucked off, but just right once, you're like, oh, my God, I was retarded. 0.99

00:34:48.480 You just never got that. 1.00

00:34:49.780 You're just still retarded. 1.00

00:34:52.360 It's just... 0.99

00:34:52.860 I mean, it's... 1.00

00:34:53.540 So, I guess multiple women suck at it. 1.00

00:34:56.200 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:56.520 That's not that crazy.

00:34:57.760 I mean, it's a pretty small sample size.

00:34:59.000 But you think the dudes would be better at it?

00:35:01.780 Because...

00:35:02.060 I always thought so, but the way you're describing this, I mean, especially with Destiny, because 1.00

00:35:06.200 he's such a fucking homo. 1.00

00:35:07.480 You'd think he'd be sucking dick like a champion. 1.00

00:35:10.180 Yeah, I mean, you... 1.00

00:35:10.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:11.480 You know he sucked dick before, but... 1.00

00:35:13.240 And he's not. 1.00

00:35:13.520 Again, it could have been part of the suck-y. 0.88

00:35:15.600 You know, the suck-y could have been partially a fault here for not getting hard. 0.83

00:35:19.000 Laney agrees with you, by the way. 0.60

00:35:20.060 I feel like this is victim blaming. 0.99

00:35:21.580 To blame the man that doesn't get hard from a bad blowjob is... 0.98

00:35:23.380 He's trying really hard. 0.98

00:35:24.880 See, Laney agrees with me.

00:35:27.020 He's got the spirit.

00:35:27.800 That's Laney watched, too. 1.00

00:35:28.880 He's got the dick-sucking spirit. 1.00

00:35:30.040 He's got the dick-sucking spirit, yeah. 1.00

00:35:32.420 The spirit is not a form. 0.99

00:35:34.340 Sucky blaming is tantamount to victim blaming. 1.00

00:35:37.760 You're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:35:39.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:40.160 Should be canceled.

00:35:41.120 He's probably trying to be...

00:35:41.540 He wasn't all teeth, no.

00:35:43.620 All right, let's do a mailbag. 0.84

00:35:44.820 Mark, mailbag.

00:35:45.380 Next to people, what would your grift be if you were Jewish? 0.98

00:35:48.540 Well, this is great.

00:35:50.920 What a good question.

00:35:52.160 I'd be Destiny.

00:35:53.000 He's Jewish, right?

00:36:02.640 For sure. 0.57

00:36:03.120 Which of the vices?

00:36:03.880 Which vice would you choose?

00:36:05.180 Would you choose, like, war, gambling, pornography?

00:36:07.780 Which one of the seven deadly sins? 0.96

00:36:10.480 I'd run a sexual blackmail operation, for sure. 0.98

00:36:14.380 That is a dope grift. 0.95

00:36:15.260 You see nothing but models? 0.99

00:36:17.660 Sexual blackmail, yeah, that's an interesting one, yeah.

00:36:20.480 I'd want to be the guy...

00:36:21.140 Like Andrew Tate, or...

00:36:22.940 Jeffrey Epstein, more.

00:36:24.260 Jeffrey Epstein, yeah, I guess it would be Epstein.

00:36:25.440 Jesus Christ, dude.

00:36:26.400 Well, he was blackmailing a bunch of politicians, man.

00:36:29.480 I'd like the job of the guy that puts the subliminal messages in kids' movies.

00:36:35.120 Oh, jeez. 0.84

00:36:35.820 You get to draw dicks in the Disney movies? 0.98

00:36:38.680 Yeah, yeah, like you make the leaves. 0.94

00:36:39.520 What's the one in Lion King?

00:36:40.640 We just watched Lion King yesterday.

00:36:42.880 The leaves fall, and...

00:36:44.460 Yeah, it says sex or something.

00:36:46.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:47.380 It's like the Scar, right?

00:36:47.880 I feel like our mailbag music is louder than it used to be.

00:36:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

00:36:51.320 Turn that down a little bit.

00:36:51.880 I guess it's off now, but...

00:36:53.440 The elbows are just very... 0.95

00:36:55.440 Is it when the Lions are having sex, though? 0.99

00:36:59.940 No, it might be after Mufasa dies. 0.97

00:37:02.360 I forget exactly, but, like, in...

00:37:04.260 Hey, that's just helpful information.

00:37:06.460 Spoiler alert.

00:37:07.320 Jesus Christ.

00:37:08.480 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:37:09.320 What the fuck? 1.00

00:37:10.100 Scar kills Mufasa? 1.00

00:37:11.540 Mufasa, how dare you? 0.97

00:37:13.340 It was his brother.

00:37:14.660 Come on, that's crazy. 1.00

00:37:16.140 There's a dick in the Little Mermaid movie. 0.99

00:37:18.240 You know about that one, right? 0.99

00:37:19.040 It's, like, very obvious, yeah.

00:37:20.340 Yeah.

00:37:21.380 Can we just take a minute to appreciate how stunning Ariel was?

00:37:25.180 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:37:25.760 Daniel Tosh always had...

00:37:26.720 I think it was Daniel Tosh.

00:37:27.780 Him or Louis C.K. had the joke of, basically, like,

00:37:30.220 you try drawing Ariel for six months and not put a dick somewhere. 0.98

00:37:34.720 That's a great point. 1.00

00:37:35.540 Yeah, look at her fucking stomach, dude. 1.00

00:37:37.280 In The Rescuers, there's, like, a scene where they're going to the slide, 1.00

00:37:40.300 like, the mice or whatever the fuck they are in that movie, 0.81

00:37:42.940 and there's, like, a split second where if you pause it just right, 0.99

00:37:45.840 you can literally see a naked woman, like, 0.98

00:37:48.160 and I'm not being animated, like, a literal naked woman,

00:37:50.860 like, in the frame, and then it just, like...

00:37:52.600 But it's, like, it's like that.

00:37:53.660 You have to pause it just the right time.

00:37:54.860 Bring it up.

00:37:55.340 Pull it up.

00:37:56.220 Pull it up. 0.99

00:37:56.860 Yeah, fuck this episode, I guess. 1.00

00:37:59.840 Yeah, literal naked woman. 1.00

00:38:01.400 Cole, bring it up.

00:38:02.760 Hey, you know what?

00:38:03.480 Let's deviate from mailbag.

00:38:05.120 Let's talk about why we got banned.

00:38:07.240 I think Toad's been, like, dying to talk about this, 0.98

00:38:09.540 so what the fuck happened? 0.97

00:38:10.760 We have the... 0.99

00:38:11.700 Tyler has the clip of what got us nuked,

00:38:13.600 so you guys can guess what in the last episode is what got us nuked.

00:38:17.520 So YouTube announced that...

00:38:19.200 I'm guessing the breastfeeding. 0.53

00:38:20.720 Yeah, me too.

00:38:21.260 That's easy.

00:38:21.880 It's not even a close.

00:38:22.940 Like, it was 100%.

00:38:24.340 Yeah.

00:38:25.640 I forgot all that.

00:38:26.740 The handstand breastfeeding.

00:38:28.280 I was excited for this bit until someone said the breastfeeding thing. 1.00

00:38:31.100 I was like, that's it.

00:38:32.000 That's obviously...

00:38:32.620 Also, I do want to defend us, though, because...

00:38:36.820 Well, go ahead, because you can say what it is, and then...

00:38:39.860 If it's breastfeeding, I'm writing an email back, 1.00

00:38:41.820 and we're fucking fighting this. 0.98

00:38:42.700 Well, do you guys have any other guesses? 1.00

00:38:43.880 It was educational, motherfucker. 1.00

00:38:44.480 Here's the thing. 1.00

00:38:45.200 Breastfeeding is allowed on, like, Facebook and stuff,

00:38:48.060 because it's educational.

00:38:49.360 And YouTube, in the email, said that it was hate speech.

00:38:52.540 Yeah, my guess...

00:38:52.820 So do you still think it was breastfeeding?

00:38:54.400 I mean, my guess is that it's going to be me saying something,

00:38:56.860 because that's the funniest outcome,

00:38:58.960 because I'm the one that says the least hate speech,

00:39:00.620 so it'll probably be me.

00:39:01.560 Wait, so Toad, confirm it's not the titties, then?

00:39:03.960 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:04.920 Oh, wow.

00:39:05.780 All right.

00:39:06.020 No, I am excited.

00:39:06.860 I'm excited again.

00:39:07.660 I'm re-engaged in this bit.

00:39:09.240 I don't remember what I said,

00:39:10.480 but basically, on a weekly basis,

00:39:12.080 I rail against aboriginals, 1.00

00:39:13.400 so it's probably that.

00:39:15.200 Oh, it was me.

00:39:16.800 Yes, I did say that about the abos. 1.00

00:39:20.040 We were talking about, like, nuking them, 0.92

00:39:22.020 how they're basically subhuman.

00:39:23.200 But does YouTube think abos are people? 1.00

00:39:25.880 I think I said nigger, like, three times. 0.99

00:39:28.040 Maybe they finally flagged a nigger. 1.00

00:39:29.440 They've never flagged a nigger. 1.00

00:39:30.760 I swear, they've never flagged a nigger. 1.00

00:39:32.140 It's wild. 1.00

00:39:32.700 The second to fuck you, nigger, 1.00

00:39:34.380 get off my fucking stream. 1.00

00:39:36.780 Literally, the second word in the intro was nigger. 1.00

00:39:39.680 That was six in-bombs in ten seconds. 0.75

00:39:41.760 And I will tell you that it was not the intro.

00:39:43.840 It comes off that video.

00:39:45.140 It was something that happened during the show.

00:39:46.840 It was not the intro.

00:39:48.320 All right, well, I don't really,

00:39:50.160 I'm all guessed out.

00:39:51.420 I don't know.

00:39:52.200 None of you guys have guessed it specifically,

00:39:54.180 although one of the guesses was correct.

00:39:57.700 It just wasn't specific.

00:39:58.520 Oh, it's me then. 1.00

00:39:59.500 Fuck. 1.00

00:40:01.340 What did I say? 1.00

00:40:02.500 Oh, God, I got a no now. 0.99

00:40:04.660 Was it nigger or was it... 1.00

00:40:07.140 That would be awesome if it wasn't. 0.98

00:40:08.860 I said soft A.

00:40:10.640 Tyler's got the clip.

00:40:12.160 Oh, yeah.

00:40:12.500 Can we just, before we play the clip,

00:40:13.780 can we play more of a...

00:40:14.800 Did you believe it or something? 1.00

00:40:16.220 Is it because I have a fucking shaved head 1.00

00:40:17.720 that all you are allowed to say it, 1.00

00:40:19.480 but I'm not? 1.00

00:40:20.080 That's fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:40:20.900 I didn't bleep it, 1.00

00:40:22.080 so if we play it again,

00:40:23.180 we're going to get nuked again.

00:40:24.140 Yeah, that's what I was about to say.

00:40:24.820 We can't play the video now.

00:40:26.220 It's a meta nuke. 1.00

00:40:27.140 Fuck it. 1.00

00:40:27.420 Why not? 1.00

00:40:27.880 Maybe if Toad would delete 0.99

00:40:29.240 all the other bullshit off YouTube, 1.00

00:40:30.840 then who would give a fuck 1.00

00:40:31.840 if we couldn't pull it off? 0.99

00:40:33.020 I will do it. 1.00

00:40:33.940 You motherfuckers. 1.00

00:40:34.440 This episode's going to get deleted anyway, 1.00

00:40:37.100 so I think we can play it.

00:40:37.520 Just tell us what it is.

00:40:38.160 Just tell us what it is, then.

00:40:39.100 Guys, yeah, if you want to have the full...

00:40:41.020 It's so much better to see the clip, though.

00:40:41.900 If you want to have the full catalog,

00:40:43.580 go to our Spotify, go to our Patreon. 0.96

00:40:47.520 That's where all our shit is going to be. 0.99

00:40:48.560 Of course. 0.99

00:40:49.260 The one time I have a banger,

00:40:50.600 and this is it.

00:40:51.940 Pikachu.

00:40:53.260 Do you think that Hitler called his ovens Charizards?

00:40:57.980 There's no way that was it.

00:40:59.320 That was it.

00:41:00.400 That's it.

00:41:01.560 They gave us the timestamp,

00:41:03.020 and that was it.

00:41:04.440 Do it again.

00:41:05.200 That's crazy.

00:41:06.580 Wait, play that again.

00:41:07.340 That's what got us?

00:41:08.340 That was amazing.

00:41:08.820 That's what did it, yeah.

00:41:09.920 I think that Hitler called his ovens Charizards?

00:41:13.720 It's a Pokemon joke.

00:41:15.820 You got to be kidding me.

00:41:17.640 Do you think if you just...

00:41:18.380 That was clever.

00:41:19.180 It wasn't hateful.

00:41:20.040 I think it was literally the algo

00:41:21.580 picked up on you saying Hitler.

00:41:23.340 Yeah, I think it was Hitler, 0.93

00:41:24.300 and then somebody had to watch it.

00:41:26.040 Or Hitler and ovens, maybe. 0.87

00:41:26.660 Yeah, then someone watched it,

00:41:27.820 and was just like...

00:41:29.080 Can't have that.

00:41:31.500 For the record, I was joking.

00:41:32.960 I don't think that he called them Charizards.

00:41:35.420 It was a great joke.

00:41:36.720 Solid joke.

00:41:37.040 I'm trying to figure out

00:41:38.080 what could we say,

00:41:39.340 because Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. 0.98

00:41:42.200 That hasn't gotten us nuked.

00:41:43.760 But Hitler called his ovens Charizards

00:41:47.340 gets us nuked.

00:41:48.560 I'm trying to figure out why.

00:41:49.920 What's in there?

00:41:50.860 Again, the person that's going to review this

00:41:52.500 because it's going to get picked up again.

00:41:54.600 Hitler, bad guy. 0.84

00:41:56.880 Bad man. 0.90

00:41:57.300 Bad, bad, bad. 0.97

00:41:58.560 Terrible.

00:41:58.780 Nothing about that joke

00:41:59.880 is a value judgment

00:42:00.960 that simply is making a play on words

00:42:03.560 since we were talking about Pokemon.

00:42:05.620 It's literally a Pokemon joke.

00:42:07.800 One of the fun...

00:42:08.560 It's a simple pun

00:42:15.300 with no stance on the matter.

00:42:18.240 Hi, YouTube reviewer.

00:42:19.980 Welcome to Tower Gang Podcast.

00:42:21.240 YouTube sends you the email, right?

00:42:22.840 And they say,

00:42:23.540 this is...

00:42:24.740 They say,

00:42:25.320 we took down your video, whatever.

00:42:26.620 And they say,

00:42:27.100 this is the offending time stamp.

00:42:29.060 And they link you to the video

00:42:30.300 that they already removed. 1.00

00:42:32.060 What kind of faggot 1.00

00:42:32.920 would watch this show 1.00

00:42:34.540 have to review it

00:42:35.820 and then not be a fan after?

00:42:37.820 I mean, that's crazy in its own right.

00:42:39.780 But secondarily,

00:42:40.580 I'm the least anti-Semitic on this panel. 0.99

00:42:43.320 How the fuck are you going to hit me 0.99

00:42:44.980 for a Pokemon joke? 1.00

00:42:46.200 God damn you. 1.00

00:42:47.280 Yeah, way to go, dude. 1.00

00:42:47.900 This is so funny, dude.

00:42:48.560 I can't believe that.

00:42:49.960 Unless it was me saying Pikachu

00:42:51.380 that did it

00:42:52.200 because it was right before you.

00:42:53.300 I don't think so.

00:42:55.540 Or the combination

00:42:56.740 of all the two Pokemon puns.

00:43:00.400 Or unoffensive.

00:43:01.620 No mixing waste jokes.

00:43:04.460 Can't do that.

00:43:05.640 That makes me mad, dude.

00:43:07.140 That makes me really mad.

00:43:08.440 These people,

00:43:09.180 they love Pokemon

00:43:10.580 and they really hate Hitler.

00:43:12.400 So if you put them together,

00:43:14.520 it is literally like, 0.99

00:43:15.300 it's basically taking a shit. 0.99

00:43:16.780 Yeah, it's like the worst thing you can say. 1.00

00:43:18.280 Yeah, it's like taking a shit 1.00

00:43:20.060 on their grandmother's coffin. 0.99

00:43:21.820 That's basically what you've just done to them.

00:43:23.700 Pikachu and his Charizard ovens.

00:43:27.340 It's one of the few properties

00:43:28.680 they don't own since it's Japanese. 0.99

00:43:30.860 It's more offensive.

00:43:32.580 You're right.

00:43:32.840 I don't know why it wasn't a strike.

00:43:34.000 It was only a warning.

00:43:35.220 I mean, like, 0.98

00:43:35.620 if you're going to fucking take it down, 0.99

00:43:36.840 then just strike us. 0.99

00:43:37.520 You know what I mean?

00:43:38.700 Wow. 1.00

00:43:39.340 Clint's talking shit. 1.00

00:43:40.260 He's like, 1.00

00:43:40.500 just strike us then, bitch. 1.00

00:43:42.220 Hey, reviewer, fuck you. 1.00

00:43:44.000 Watch the whole episode. 1.00

00:43:45.280 Again, that was a joke.

00:43:46.380 I don't think they pick up on the humor. 1.00

00:43:47.740 No, fuck it. 1.00

00:43:48.500 Leave this episode up. 1.00

00:43:49.980 His main show is Liberty Lock Pod.

00:43:52.780 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

00:43:53.980 You're a piece of shit, dude. 1.00

00:43:55.240 I dare you. 1.00

00:43:56.420 Fucking go over there 0.99

00:43:57.020 and take a look at what we say. 0.99

00:43:57.700 He has some COVID stuff.

00:43:58.740 He has some COVID stuff.

00:43:59.360 Go get him. 1.00

00:44:02.680 I fucking hate all of you. 1.00

00:44:05.200 He's opposing the war in Ukraine, 1.00

00:44:06.900 YouTube reviewer. 1.00

00:44:07.880 Get his ass. 1.00

00:44:08.360 Go to his channel. 1.00

00:44:08.700 That is true.

00:44:09.680 Misinformation all over the place.

00:44:11.080 Everybody in the chat,

00:44:11.800 go report Clint's channel.

00:44:16.940 If you're going to take down the channel, 0.97

00:44:20.780 please let it be better off dead. 0.60

00:44:22.060 Don't take mine. 0.86

00:44:24.160 Honestly, actually, 1.00

00:44:25.100 go mass report better off dead. 0.99

00:44:27.140 Just see what happens. 1.00

00:44:28.800 No.

00:44:29.040 That would be funny. 1.00

00:44:29.800 I'll probably kill myself. 0.99

00:44:31.140 They reviewed it. 0.98

00:44:36.620 Imagine they banned it.

00:44:37.720 They were just like, 1.00

00:44:38.080 this shit is just boring. 1.00

00:44:39.360 We can't have you on here. 1.00

00:44:40.360 Do you think if,

00:44:42.720 let's say for some reason,

00:44:44.940 YouTube threatened to ban your channel

00:44:47.060 and then you wrote back

00:44:48.440 and be like,

00:44:49.000 if you ban my channel, 0.99

00:44:50.080 I'm going to kill myself. 0.98

00:44:51.860 It would be like that weird 0.99

00:44:53.700 girlfriend thing,

00:44:54.900 like bad girlfriend thing. 0.98

00:44:56.580 It's like the AI, yeah.

00:44:58.080 Yeah, you just go like,

00:44:58.960 you're like, 0.99

00:44:59.320 I will kill myself 1.00

00:45:00.060 if you ban this channel. 0.99

00:45:02.700 You'd have to pull through with it.

00:45:04.460 By the way,

00:45:04.880 did I tell you,

00:45:05.340 I got an episode taken down a while ago

00:45:07.420 for literally the title of my show,

00:45:09.360 saying it,

00:45:09.920 because I showed my show

00:45:10.700 like already dead

00:45:11.520 and it was for like suicidal ideation.

00:45:13.620 Like they were concerned about me.

00:45:15.100 Like that was the thing they got.

00:45:16.220 They sent me like,

00:45:18.000 do you need help or whatever? 1.00

00:45:20.640 Better off dead. 1.00

00:45:21.560 See, they care about it. 1.00

00:45:22.580 If you're,

00:45:23.060 this is a top tip.

00:45:24.960 If you're about to get your channel nuked, 0.99

00:45:26.740 just like threaten to kill yourself. 0.95

00:45:29.940 Yeah, they won't give you a strike. 0.97

00:45:31.040 They'll just do it.

00:45:31.460 They could actually,

00:45:32.100 they could take down my channel

00:45:33.060 for misinformation

00:45:33.700 for all the bad bets.

00:45:35.920 Yeah.

00:45:36.060 It's crazy to me

00:45:36.760 that YouTube has actually like

00:45:38.340 shown concern for Jose's life,

00:45:40.940 but they haven't given any,

00:45:42.320 any consideration

00:45:43.260 to Toad's obvious cries for help.

00:45:45.800 All the signs are there, yeah. 0.93

00:45:47.020 Literally called better off dead.

00:45:48.880 Nobody cares about me.

00:45:51.620 I guess you have to have

00:45:52.360 a certain viewership

00:45:53.260 for them to start caring.

00:45:54.340 They're like,

00:45:54.540 this guy's just screaming

00:45:55.340 into the void.

00:45:56.240 He's doing a vlog.

00:45:57.480 They're like,

00:45:57.780 no one will miss him.

00:45:58.940 We don't even care.

00:46:00.400 Can we address,

00:46:00.940 can we address top

00:46:01.320 just lying to the people again

00:46:02.800 about these aliens?

00:46:04.080 What did I do?

00:46:04.740 Oh, here we go.

00:46:05.680 I lied to the people.

00:46:06.800 I lied to everybody

00:46:07.620 and it was easy.

00:46:10.040 Yeah, you got us all hyped

00:46:10.940 about these aliens, dude. 0.99

00:46:12.480 I shaved my butthole 0.99

00:46:13.600 and I prepared for it. 0.99

00:46:14.780 Dude, I did Nephilim Death Squad 0.99

00:46:16.540 and I'm fucking telling them 0.99

00:46:17.720 about the war in Ukraine 1.00

00:46:19.300 and all this deep shit 0.99

00:46:20.380 and then they're like, 0.99

00:46:21.220 hey, first we're going to talk 1.00

00:46:22.220 about this fucking alien invasion 0.99

00:46:23.420 that's happening this evening 0.99

00:46:24.280 and I'm like,

00:46:25.080 it's not though. 1.00

00:46:26.500 These people are pathological liars. 1.00

00:46:27.740 They don't even care. 1.00

00:46:28.420 Look at them.

00:46:28.740 He doesn't care.

00:46:29.380 By the way,

00:46:29.700 I forgot they put the

00:46:31.140 suicide help hotline

00:46:32.280 under my videos sometimes now.

00:46:33.920 It's because it's hilarious. 0.99

00:46:34.960 I shit. 0.99

00:46:35.580 They don't do that for me. 1.00

00:46:37.260 Dude,

00:46:37.620 so top literally for weeks now

00:46:40.200 has been like,

00:46:40.900 get ready to you guys.

00:46:42.060 Guys,

00:46:43.000 December, 0.99

00:46:43.680 whatever it fucking was, 0.99

00:46:44.660 second? 0.99

00:46:44.920 I have not been saying.

00:46:46.600 Yes, you have.

00:46:47.600 Do not pull a toad on us.

00:46:49.760 You in the chat,

00:46:50.760 back me up.

00:46:51.320 He's been saying,

00:46:51.980 he was like,

00:46:52.300 guys,

00:46:52.820 get ready.

00:46:53.360 December 2nd,

00:46:53.960 it's going down.

00:46:55.100 He's like,

00:46:55.780 this algorithm has figured out

00:46:58.860 that this is when the aliens

00:46:59.800 are going to come 1.00

00:47:00.440 and fucking fight 1.00

00:47:01.680 with F-35s over New York. 1.00

00:47:03.800 I'll tell you what really happened,

00:47:05.060 Cole.

00:47:05.200 This is what happened.

00:47:06.120 Cole has now made

00:47:07.080 his entire personality.

00:47:08.220 He's moving away

00:47:08.800 from Jimbro

00:47:09.440 and turning his personality 1.00

00:47:10.940 into contrarian asshole. 1.00

00:47:13.180 No, 0.99

00:47:13.680 it's not.

00:47:14.280 He's becoming you.

00:47:15.460 He's becoming you.

00:47:15.480 He's the James Lindsay

00:47:16.140 of the group.

00:47:16.680 He's becoming me,

00:47:17.500 but not fun.

00:47:18.860 It's not fun.

00:47:19.620 Everything I say,

00:47:20.740 Cole is opposing me now

00:47:21.980 in the chat

00:47:22.360 and I'm like,

00:47:23.080 it's like,

00:47:23.840 it's like having a little 0.95

00:47:24.960 retarded dog 1.00

00:47:25.840 constantly giving you shit 1.00

00:47:27.120 and I'm like, 1.00

00:47:27.540 I'm not going to fucking 0.98

00:47:28.340 jump down Cole's room. 0.99

00:47:29.100 But you lied to us.

00:47:32.820 Oh my God.

00:47:34.180 All I said was

00:47:35.300 this guy did something

00:47:36.480 and this is what he's saying

00:47:37.800 and isn't it interesting?

00:47:39.160 No,

00:47:39.380 you have definitely,

00:47:40.320 no. 0.55

00:47:40.480 And we're all going to die.

00:47:42.040 No,

00:47:42.440 you have definitely said

00:47:43.340 you're like,

00:47:43.880 it's coming.

00:47:45.280 You were like,

00:47:46.200 the storm is coming.

00:47:47.780 Honestly,

00:47:48.620 I was ready for it.

00:47:49.760 For a second,

00:47:51.000 the way the world

00:47:51.680 is moving right now,

00:47:52.780 you don't feel like

00:47:53.720 something's coming.

00:47:55.020 Like you don't feel like 0.99

00:47:55.640 fucking, 0.99

00:47:56.040 they're talking about 1.00

00:47:56.760 them all the time.

00:47:57.600 Now we're going to get serious.

00:47:58.500 You don't feel like that

00:47:59.320 at all, Cole.

00:48:00.620 Okay,

00:48:01.140 there's something coming

00:48:01.880 that doesn't mean

00:48:02.440 that we're going to be

00:48:02.920 fighting aliens

00:48:03.660 with F-35s over New York.

00:48:05.600 I think Bluebeam

00:48:07.360 might be the move.

00:48:08.240 That's just the feeling I have.

00:48:09.320 There's something coming

00:48:09.940 but it's not going to be Cole.

00:48:11.740 No. 0.99

00:48:12.380 Not from a blowjob at least. 0.99

00:48:14.400 Look, 0.99

00:48:14.920 I did not buy this thesis.

00:48:17.460 I was very open with that

00:48:18.820 on your show even.

00:48:19.740 I said it

00:48:20.140 and I was right.

00:48:21.300 So I'm going to take 0.99

00:48:21.840 my fucking victory lap. 1.00

00:48:22.660 No, 1.00

00:48:23.220 you were not right.

00:48:24.200 This made me laugh.

00:48:25.760 This made me laugh so hard.

00:48:27.220 This made me legitimately

00:48:28.520 I laughed out loud at the gym.

00:48:30.080 It says,

00:48:30.600 so this guy,

00:48:31.040 so Raven was like,

00:48:31.940 said I woke up

00:48:32.520 no UFO battles 0.97

00:48:33.360 in the sky is very gay 1.00

00:48:34.300 and a guy replied 0.96

00:48:35.580 the actual date

00:48:36.540 for the prophecy

00:48:37.020 was somewhat squishy.

00:48:38.280 We're now into day one

00:48:39.580 of about a 30 day window

00:48:41.340 in which two types

00:48:42.600 of aliens might,

00:48:43.540 might.

00:48:44.340 Might.

00:48:44.740 They're not even wrong

00:48:46.280 if they're wrong.

00:48:47.380 I have to get serious

00:48:48.260 because I don't have the time 0.99

00:48:49.540 to type this shit to you 0.99

00:48:50.540 in the group chat 1.00

00:48:51.060 so this is what's going on.

00:48:52.520 This thing,

00:48:53.240 WebBot,

00:48:53.900 it also predicted

00:48:54.860 the 08 crash

00:48:55.840 and I was telling Clint

00:48:56.700 about this

00:48:57.180 and all it's doing

00:48:58.120 and 9-11.

00:49:00.120 So 9-11 was

00:49:01.160 So did Tom Woods.

00:49:02.640 Exactly.

00:49:03.260 So now listen.

00:49:04.520 No, no, no.

00:49:04.860 This is what I said.

00:49:06.040 What it did was

00:49:06.540 And we know how you feel

00:49:07.180 about Tom Woods.

00:49:08.160 Yeah, 1.00

00:49:08.360 he's a fucking nigger. 1.00

00:49:09.580 What it does 1.00

00:49:10.420 is it scrapes the internet,

00:49:12.780 it gathers trends

00:49:14.220 and then it tells you

00:49:15.120 where the trends are heading.

00:49:16.800 Wait, wait.

00:49:17.180 When did it make this,

00:49:18.440 so when did it predict 9-11?

00:49:20.320 No, it predicted,

00:49:21.100 well it did,

00:49:21.600 it predicted 9-11

00:49:22.360 but it predicted the 08 crash

00:49:23.560 is what I'm talking about.

00:49:24.480 Wait, wait, wait.

00:49:26.240 It scanned the internet.

00:49:27.280 It's a computer program

00:49:28.300 from like 1998

00:49:29.180 according to what they said.

00:49:30.840 Yeah.

00:49:31.020 So it scanned the internet

00:49:32.120 in 1998,

00:49:33.000 like the internet

00:49:33.560 that barely existed?

00:49:35.120 No, it scans the internet

00:49:36.220 currently and then gives you

00:49:37.360 the prediction.

00:49:37.900 It gave the prediction

00:49:38.460 to understand that

00:49:38.780 what happened before 9-11.

00:49:41.240 So it predicted 9-11.

00:49:42.380 Yeah, I guess, yeah.

00:49:43.940 I'm not talking about 9-11.

00:49:44.640 It predicted 9-11

00:49:45.600 when literally the only thing

00:49:46.620 on the internet

00:49:47.040 was the Pamela Anderson video.

00:49:49.040 Yeah.

00:49:49.680 It was like,

00:49:50.680 those towers are going down, baby.

00:49:52.280 There's no way.

00:49:52.580 Wait, did you say 94?

00:49:54.680 98, he said.

00:49:55.660 98?

00:49:56.420 Yeah.

00:49:57.380 I mean,

00:49:57.740 the internet was around.

00:49:58.860 It just wasn't like.

00:49:59.780 It was like dial-up

00:50:00.940 at that point.

00:50:02.700 It was dial-up.

00:50:03.080 It's not about

00:50:04.340 internet speeds.

00:50:05.140 I think we had DSL,

00:50:06.160 man, or whatever.

00:50:06.560 I was on dial-up

00:50:07.440 at that point.

00:50:08.340 It's collecting data.

00:50:09.560 That's all that it's doing.

00:50:10.440 And then it's extrapolating that

00:50:11.640 and saying,

00:50:12.180 here's a possibility.

00:50:13.480 So it did the same thing

00:50:14.520 with the 08 crash.

00:50:15.500 Here's a possibility,

00:50:16.440 it said.

00:50:16.880 But it can't tell you

00:50:17.840 when a crash is going to happen,

00:50:19.060 an economic crash.

00:50:19.960 It's just saying in 2008.

00:50:21.560 And there was no economic crash.

00:50:23.200 It didn't just like

00:50:23.960 one day fall.

00:50:25.080 It happens over time.

00:50:26.440 And this is the sort of idea

00:50:27.660 that they're talking about

00:50:28.300 with this.

00:50:28.740 this thing happens over time.

00:50:30.980 So it's not aliens.

00:50:33.580 Did it say,

00:50:34.300 so it didn't,

00:50:35.200 did it just say an invasion?

00:50:37.200 No.

00:50:37.680 What it said was

00:50:38.440 that there would be

00:50:38.900 a melee in the skies

00:50:39.940 of craft,

00:50:40.980 UFO craft,

00:50:42.120 which the government has. 0.99

00:50:43.880 Like we have this shit 1.00

00:50:44.880 and they're flying it around. 1.00

00:50:46.160 People are seeing this

00:50:46.820 all the time.

00:50:47.740 A melee means like

00:50:48.680 a battle between two sides.

00:50:50.860 So now we need two sides,

00:50:53.680 some sort of craft.

00:50:55.680 Now we get to find

00:50:56.760 what is a UFO.

00:50:59.600 My favorite thing is

00:51:00.360 I just said,

00:51:00.880 I said,

00:51:01.700 whatever happens

00:51:02.660 on that day,

00:51:03.620 Toppock can be like,

00:51:04.860 told you.

00:51:06.020 Like there was literally

00:51:07.000 an asteroid.

00:51:07.840 The funniest thing

00:51:08.640 is there was an asteroid.

00:51:09.540 There was a headline

00:51:10.200 that came out

00:51:10.820 and it said,

00:51:11.480 like asteroid coming in,

00:51:13.740 like they were like,

00:51:14.640 just found.

00:51:16.220 And it was like,

00:51:16.840 it's hitting today.

00:51:18.120 And they like,

00:51:18.980 NASA just found it.

00:51:19.860 And I saw a bunch

00:51:21.400 that like a guy

00:51:22.000 was like,

00:51:23.400 it even said

00:51:24.380 there's an asteroid

00:51:24.960 going to hit

00:51:25.340 right before this.

00:51:26.060 And I looked it up.

00:51:26.900 The asteroid is 28 centimeters wide.

00:51:29.340 It was going to burn up.

00:51:31.600 It was like this big.

00:51:32.860 It was like it immediately

00:51:33.940 like got burnt up.

00:51:35.120 It was hilarious.

00:51:36.360 A melee is like

00:51:37.480 a chaotic fight

00:51:39.000 amongst lots of participants.

00:51:40.900 So that would imply

00:51:41.820 that there will be,

00:51:42.660 you're not going to miss that

00:51:44.240 if it happens. 1.00

00:51:44.840 So if this fucking idiot 1.00

00:51:46.060 is right, 1.00

00:51:46.880 not Topp,

00:51:47.540 the commenter,

00:51:48.800 then we have a 20,

00:51:49.680 we have 28 more days

00:51:50.960 for him to be right.

00:51:51.920 I'm going to bet everything

00:51:53.640 that it will not happen.

00:51:55.540 If it doesn't happen

00:51:56.820 by January 2nd,

00:51:58.420 then what?

00:51:59.500 You're living in a time

00:52:01.100 where it's very possible

00:52:02.620 for the,

00:52:03.240 for these two powers,

00:52:04.660 the two powers

00:52:05.220 that are sort of

00:52:06.240 in control in America

00:52:07.160 have their hands

00:52:08.380 on the lever

00:52:08.840 to start World War III

00:52:10.120 or not.

00:52:10.840 And we're talking about

00:52:11.900 technology that already exists. 1.00

00:52:13.940 We know this shit exists. 1.00

00:52:14.720 They've had it 1.00

00:52:15.120 for a long time.

00:52:15.900 We don't know that.

00:52:16.820 If it gets to a point,

00:52:17.920 I guess we do know that.

00:52:18.900 We don't know that 0.99

00:52:19.380 they have fucking UFOs, 0.99

00:52:20.420 dude. 1.00

00:52:20.560 We don't.

00:52:21.360 Dude,

00:52:21.720 okay,

00:52:22.120 so are you denying 1.00

00:52:23.540 that people see this shit 1.00

00:52:25.300 and it's like moving? 1.00

00:52:26.360 Like,

00:52:26.600 are you denying

00:52:27.220 all the pilots

00:52:28.180 that see these craft

00:52:29.300 moving around like crazy

00:52:30.600 and they see all the time?

00:52:31.060 people that are on the ground 1.00

00:52:31.920 they see some shit 1.00

00:52:33.240 but we don't know 1.00

00:52:33.700 what it is.

00:52:34.560 Yeah,

00:52:34.740 those are different.

00:52:35.900 It's military technology.

00:52:37.420 It's reverse

00:52:38.100 Are we sure

00:52:38.600 that it just didn't

00:52:39.500 we sure it didn't

00:52:40.820 just scrape the internet,

00:52:42.020 saw the Avengers movie

00:52:43.200 and was just like

00:52:44.700 New York invasion melee

00:52:47.160 fighting over

00:52:48.520 and it was like

00:52:49.480 Oh,

00:52:51.260 they just predicted wrong

00:52:52.600 when the Avengers,

00:52:53.620 the first one

00:52:54.040 was going to come out?

00:52:55.520 Maybe there's a re-release

00:52:56.740 coming out

00:52:57.320 and Disney just re-releasing

00:52:58.420 the Avengers again.

00:52:59.360 Oh,

00:52:59.380 they're doing the Blu-ray

00:52:59.620 right now?

00:53:01.060 Yeah,

00:53:01.460 hit the like button 1.00

00:53:02.160 you fucking plebs. 0.99

00:53:03.660 Like and subscribe. 1.00

00:53:04.960 Like people here.

00:53:06.120 It's getting contentious.

00:53:06.940 You guys want to do

00:53:07.340 laney edit or what? 0.86

00:53:08.720 Oh,

00:53:08.940 I forgot my name.

00:53:09.080 Yeah,

00:53:09.140 we have some mailbag stuff.

00:53:10.140 Oh,

00:53:10.240 what's that?

00:53:10.700 Oh,

00:53:11.000 yeah,

00:53:11.100 we still have mailbagging.

00:53:11.940 I like where this is going.

00:53:13.740 Am I the most original

00:53:14.540 person in the world?

00:53:15.920 Yes.

00:53:16.760 Am I the most attractive

00:53:17.740 person in the world?

00:53:19.480 Also,

00:53:19.940 yes.

00:53:20.700 Here's a song

00:53:21.520 about

00:53:21.880 something

00:53:23.320 that

00:53:24.260 resonates with me.

00:53:26.840 Cock.

00:53:31.060 Dude,

00:53:31.400 how is that guy

00:53:32.060 so much better than me?

00:53:33.040 Yes,

00:53:33.460 Toad,

00:53:33.740 this could have been you,

00:53:35.420 but instead you were like,

00:53:36.320 I'm going to be serious

00:53:37.040 about playing the ukulele.

00:53:38.880 I'm going to learn some chords.

00:53:40.460 I'm going to learn some chords.

00:53:42.060 He has hair,

00:53:43.560 charisma,

00:53:44.200 he's funny.

00:53:45.340 He's everything I'm not.

00:53:46.780 Instead of just having build up

00:53:47.740 to just do one strum

00:53:48.740 and say a funny word.

00:53:50.520 Cock.

00:53:50.760 Cock.

00:53:52.160 Toad,

00:53:52.520 can you make that

00:53:53.280 your whole thing?

00:53:54.560 Could you probably do that

00:53:55.320 and just say funny words?

00:53:56.700 Like,

00:53:56.900 just do the same thing,

00:53:57.820 kind of same setup,

00:53:58.900 and just do funny words?

00:54:00.660 Yeah,

00:54:00.800 you should just rip off

00:54:01.620 that guy's whole thing.

00:54:03.100 Yeah.

00:54:03.460 Batter,

00:54:04.000 grow hair.

00:54:05.080 Yeah.

00:54:06.320 I'm not built for it,

00:54:08.240 though.

00:54:08.460 Like,

00:54:08.660 I'm so autistic,

00:54:09.680 and I'm like,

00:54:10.100 no,

00:54:10.380 I have to learn this song,

00:54:11.260 I have to play it,

00:54:11.860 I have to get it right.

00:54:12.820 Like,

00:54:13.060 yeah.

00:54:14.300 And I still don't,

00:54:15.260 really. 1.00

00:54:16.140 Fucking, 0.99

00:54:16.660 all right, 0.99

00:54:16.880 Lainey Edit.

00:54:17.320 Let's do a Lainey Edit.

00:54:18.220 I need a...

00:54:18.820 Alainey Hobbamok production.

00:54:20.440 Let's check it out.

00:54:24.460 Check it out. 1.00

00:54:25.160 What are you fucking retarded? 1.00

00:54:29.460 Here's what, 1.00

00:54:30.040 here's what's happening

00:54:30.680 with the Jews.

00:54:31.340 Oh, no.

00:54:31.820 You ever play Pokemon,

00:54:32.960 and then it'll...

00:54:34.140 Dude,

00:54:34.280 Hitler tried to catch them all. 0.98

00:54:36.100 Yeah.

00:54:37.280 You think that Hitler

00:54:38.300 called his ovens Charizards?

00:54:42.500 Nailed it, Lainey.

00:54:43.900 So we could give you

00:54:45.060 hundreds of clips like that.

00:54:46.700 I would rather watch 0.99

00:54:47.820 child porn than this. 1.00

00:54:50.440 Holy shit. 1.00

00:54:57.400 Oh, 1.00

00:54:58.060 that sucks. 1.00

00:54:59.040 Oh, my God. 0.98

00:55:04.220 I'm not gay,

00:55:05.060 I just love 1.00

00:55:05.820 sucking 1.00

00:55:06.440 cock. 1.00

00:55:09.660 Whoa! 0.71

00:55:11.760 I don't want to sound 0.97

00:55:12.640 like a homo or nothing, 1.00

00:55:13.600 but I love sucking 1.00

00:55:14.400 dick. 1.00

00:55:19.220 Name a nigger, 1.00

00:55:20.100 I fucked him. 1.00

00:55:21.480 That's fair, 1.00

00:55:22.320 that's manly. 0.96

00:55:27.780 Can you imagine a retard 1.00

00:55:28.780 with a gun, 0.99

00:55:29.300 how terrifying that'd be?

00:55:30.300 Like,

00:55:30.540 oh my...

00:55:31.020 I don't blame him.

00:55:38.680 I don't blame him. 0.97

00:55:40.440 Would you rather die a virgin 0.97

00:55:41.540 or get air-tided 0.99

00:55:43.320 by two dudes?

00:55:43.880 are all over things

00:55:45.020 I've done for him

00:55:46.040 for you?

00:55:50.760 I'll buy

00:55:50.840 you should eat

00:55:51.040 like、

00:55:52.220 of your

00:55:52.620 unser

00:55:52.940 Oh no! 0.99

00:55:56.460 You don't want to be a black 1.00

00:55:57.320 Mr. 0.99

00:55:57.580 like,

00:55:58.380 like,

00:55:58.560 man.

00:55:59.080 You don't want to be- 0.75

00:55:59.380 Like,

00:55:59.540 what it

00:56:00.260 might you do?

00:56:01.360 Oh

00:56:02.440 no.

00:56:02.820 Oh,

00:56:03.120 oh.

00:56:03.340 Oh! 0.60

00:56:03.520 All right, we're going to delete this episode.

00:56:15.760 Cole, do you think it's possible to hit someone into a different race?

00:56:20.080 Do you think that?

00:56:21.100 If you're getting slapped like that, I think so.

00:56:22.720 No! 1.00

00:56:23.340 Dude, if that was true, I'd be punching so many black people. 1.00

00:56:25.700 What was it? 0.99

00:56:25.980 Like a dog can give you that, he'll give the family that weird intangible.

00:56:36.000 That's what Toad has given me, and I'm grateful for it.

00:56:39.100 Being around him in person is not so cool.

00:56:41.980 I hate being around him in person.

00:56:43.820 Oh, so weird.

00:56:44.840 Through here, like thousands of miles away, you're awesome. 1.00

00:56:47.800 In person, fuck. 1.00

00:56:51.100 Oh, I love this one. 1.00

00:56:55.980 I honestly find it more depraved to pipe-rape somebody than to dick-rape them. 1.00

00:57:13.300 I think it's more depraved to rape the turkey, because we're going to eat it after. 1.00

00:57:16.580 If you just pipe-rape a Palestinian person and kill them, it's like, whatever. 1.00

00:57:20.780 What does a cloaca feel like? 1.00

00:57:23.460 It's being lubed up.

00:57:24.420 Yeah, but like, isn't it hard?

00:57:26.960 It sounds like cloaca sounds hard.

00:57:30.080 Is it hard?

00:57:30.640 No, it just makes you hard. 1.00

00:57:32.240 Oh, what a fuck. 1.00

00:57:33.760 Is it really rape, then? 1.00

00:57:35.600 Vultures in India must be confused as hell, because everything smells like death. 1.00

00:57:39.280 Okay, so gun to your head. 1.00

00:57:45.420 I know this fucking law! 1.00

00:57:48.020 Dude. 1.00

00:58:05.800 Oh my God.

00:58:06.800 Is that Eddie Murphy? 0.99

00:58:07.800 That fucks so hard. 0.99

00:58:09.440 Yeah, that's Eddie Murphy. 0.99

00:58:11.420 God, it's like...

00:58:12.520 Jesus.

00:58:12.640 It's a banger.

00:58:13.220 Murder set to Eddie Murphy

00:58:15.100 Yo you know what he inspired me 1.00

00:58:17.040 Sorry he inspired me to fucking put this shit out 0.99

00:58:19.620 We got this new all over 0.99

00:58:21.280 Is that the actual like

00:58:22.680 Is it shinies? 0.94

00:58:24.660 Yeah how the fuck does it do that 0.96

00:58:26.260 Is that actually how it looks in person 0.98

00:58:27.860 Is it a hologram

00:58:28.860 This is like so the way this sweater is made

00:58:32.920 It's not printed on so it's not like with a printer

00:58:35.120 This is sublimated into the ink

00:58:36.880 So the sleeves, the collar

00:58:38.900 The band at the bottom there

00:58:40.780 Is all separate materials that are

00:58:42.580 Sublimated printed to like

00:58:44.360 They're really bright and then they sew them together

00:58:47.120 So that's how this is made

00:58:48.260 It's like the dopest Christmas sweater ever

00:58:51.320 Yeah no that's wild

00:58:53.080 And we have a bunch

00:58:54.160 Let me actually pull this up

00:58:57.960 Yeah cause we got a bunch more too

00:58:59.260 I forgot it's been a week 1.00

00:59:00.660 This is for the ex-faggot genius lady 1.00

00:59:03.800 I like how conspiracy extremists just bought a roadcaster 0.99

00:59:06.380 And he's like dude I'm so broke

00:59:08.380 And he's dropped like $30 on the show already

00:59:10.160 Like dude please

00:59:11.420 That lady had self cannibalism in it 1.00

00:59:16.140 Dude that was crazy

00:59:17.100 And the dome shot like a really close one

00:59:20.060 I know we've gotten those before

00:59:21.020 But I feel like that one was close

00:59:22.400 I've never seen a bullet enter somebody

00:59:24.580 But did you see on that one where he's getting shot with a revolver

00:59:27.040 It blasts it through his arm

00:59:27.780 Yeah just going and it just left

00:59:29.160 It was like a

00:59:29.800 Like it was just literally

00:59:30.900 Just like a boop 0.98

00:59:31.580 And then like

00:59:32.240 It was

00:59:33.460 I've never seen it before

00:59:34.500 Like crazy

00:59:35.460 Hi Goose

00:59:36.320 We're not ignoring you

00:59:37.120 Alright yeah so

00:59:37.640 Toplopsa.com

00:59:38.600 We got some new merch 0.99

00:59:39.400 This shit here 0.99

00:59:40.260 I've already 1.00

00:59:41.220 We already have one Toplopsa sale

00:59:44.720 But we're waiting for some other

00:59:46.220 So this is again

00:59:46.900 The same sort of technique

00:59:48.980 All sublimated 1.00

00:59:49.820 So each of these

00:59:51.120 Like the front back sleeves

00:59:52.340 Are all printed differently

00:59:53.380 And then

00:59:53.820 I would only want a jersey

00:59:55.400 With Top's name on it

00:59:56.560 Yeah that makes sense

00:59:57.440 Yeah look at this

00:59:58.340 Clint's jersey's dope

00:59:59.980 And then we got you know

01:00:01.040 Cool

01:00:01.260 So yeah go ahead man 1.00

01:00:02.620 Get your fucking base 1.00

01:00:03.400 These are like similar to the ones 1.00

01:00:04.860 That we wore in Georgia

01:00:05.680 They're probably cooler

01:00:06.440 Actually

01:00:07.120 They actually look a lot cooler

01:00:08.180 Than the ones

01:00:08.740 I kind of want one

01:00:09.440 The sleeves are really cool

01:00:10.780 Yeah I designed these completely

01:00:12.520 So yeah go check those out

01:00:13.880 We're working hard out here man

01:00:16.800 Yeah 1.00

01:00:18.460 God what a fucking 1.00

01:00:19.400 That beginning with Trump 1.00

01:00:21.320 And just like 1.00

01:00:22.320 Dude it was fucking 0.99

01:00:23.360 Phenomenal 0.99

01:00:24.480 How is

01:00:25.180 It's so crazy because

01:00:26.580 We've got a hundred other clips like that

01:00:28.760 Well the funny thing is that like

01:00:30.800 I think it was

01:00:32.260 Was it last week

01:00:32.980 He also had one

01:00:34.380 Did this kind of same thing

01:00:35.360 Where it was like

01:00:35.820 In like a video

01:00:37.220 And it was just like

01:00:38.380 How are these not memes

01:00:39.660 That I haven't

01:00:40.160 Like this should be a meme format

01:00:41.700 And Lainey is already like 1.00

01:00:43.520 He's ahead of the curve

01:00:45.100 Yeah Lainey's just

01:00:45.900 Crazy ahead

01:00:46.980 He had the clip

01:00:47.500 That got the episode nuked

01:00:48.800 In his 0.97

01:00:49.300 I know so fucking great 0.98

01:00:50.860 So fucking great 0.98

01:00:51.560 We need to get him 0.99

01:00:52.360 He should share that clip though

01:00:53.780 At least

01:00:54.180 Like on Twitter

01:00:54.920 If you do that

01:00:55.440 I'll tweet

01:00:55.980 I'll read it

01:00:56.820 That's how you know 1.00

01:00:57.580 It's a fucking banger 0.99

01:00:58.320 When it makes Lainey edit 0.99

01:00:59.240 That's the only way

01:01:00.240 That you know

01:01:00.820 Yeah listen

01:01:02.040 I've been doing

01:01:03.100 As people have been paying attention

01:01:04.720 We've been doing a lot

01:01:06.020 With the Patreon

01:01:07.280 With all that stuff 0.99

01:01:08.260 Let me fucking share 0.97

01:01:09.940 This screen actually 0.98

01:01:10.820 We've been doing

01:01:11.720 What was the joke

01:01:12.420 That you made

01:01:12.940 That had the delayed reaction

01:01:14.260 For me 0.96

01:01:14.580 Because it was so fucking funny 0.58

01:01:15.540 That was the 0.84

01:01:16.200 Oh the

01:01:16.900 The

01:01:17.540 The

01:01:18.040 Vultures

01:01:19.280 Vultures

01:01:20.280 In India

01:01:20.700 It was such a great joke

01:01:24.060 But yeah listen

01:01:25.100 So we're doing the

01:01:25.900 Patreon

01:01:26.340 And in here

01:01:26.960 We're updating

01:01:27.560 Like all the stuff

01:01:28.540 All of the

01:01:29.260 The video

01:01:30.140 The audio

01:01:30.820 All the Lainey edits

01:01:31.860 Is going to have

01:01:32.360 Like a home

01:01:32.860 It'll be organized

01:01:33.580 And yeah

01:01:35.180 So go join

01:01:35.880 Shout out to the

01:01:36.820 Two comfy coomers 0.99

01:01:37.760 Man I love you guys

01:01:38.680 Yeah

01:01:39.120 That's crazy right 1.00

01:01:40.420 These people are retarded 1.00

01:01:41.620 No I love them 0.96

01:01:44.160 They're awesome

01:01:44.720 Yeah we're all getting

01:01:45.940 More professional around here 0.99

01:01:46.840 And shit guys 0.99

01:01:47.380 Alright 0.99

01:01:47.640 We're about to be

01:01:48.880 A real money making operation

01:01:50.040 Alright

01:01:50.320 We're going big

01:01:51.380 We're going big boys

01:01:52.600 We're riding to the

01:01:53.940 To the top

01:01:55.040 Yep

01:01:55.640 That's right

01:01:56.100 All the way to the top

01:01:56.620 Let's hop back into

01:01:57.840 You thought Clint was the money boy

01:01:58.640 Nope

01:01:59.100 Nope

01:01:59.920 More mailbag

01:02:01.180 Alright

01:02:01.500 Yeah more mailbag

01:02:02.060 Yeah

01:02:02.280 We got Greg Bunga

01:02:05.300 Convinced people

01:02:06.120 Nukes aren't real

01:02:07.140 So the goyim 1.00

01:02:07.940 Can keep finishing each other

01:02:09.420 Fighting

01:02:10.320 Fighting 1.00

01:02:10.860 You faggot 1.00

01:02:11.640 What are you thinking about 1.00

01:02:12.500 You've watched too much

01:02:12.840 You've watched too much 0.99

01:02:13.440 Destiny porn 1.00

01:02:14.100 God damn it 1.00

01:02:15.480 Did you jerk off to it 1.00

01:02:17.480 Be honest 0.99

01:02:17.900 No

01:02:18.660 Do you think

01:02:19.660 It was bad porn man

01:02:20.940 I couldn't 1.00

01:02:21.140 Were you harder than the dick 1.00

01:02:22.600 That Destiny was sucking 1.00

01:02:23.640 Yeah 0.98

01:02:24.300 Destiny was

01:02:24.860 Destiny

01:02:26.620 Any classic

01:02:27.720 Like good moves

01:02:29.160 Like cradling the balls 0.93

01:02:30.480 Yeah 0.99

01:02:30.860 Did he go for the balls 1.00

01:02:31.520 Did he put the whole limp dick 1.00

01:02:32.560 In his mouth 1.00

01:02:32.960 Or was it just like

01:02:33.600 What did he do

01:02:34.320 Yeah 0.99

01:02:34.880 Like your details suck 0.99

01:02:36.580 I know 1.00

01:02:37.100 He's very bad

01:02:37.860 Get Lainey on here 1.00

01:02:39.480 Lainey would tell

01:02:40.960 Exactly

01:02:41.340 Show me

01:02:41.820 Show me

01:02:43.000 I usually like

01:02:43.940 I have certain details

01:02:44.860 I'm like

01:02:45.180 I can't miss this detail

01:02:46.500 Whatever

01:02:47.520 But yeah

01:02:48.600 I mean

01:02:48.900 Yeah

01:02:49.320 Yeah

01:02:49.840 Those details are usually

01:02:50.760 The worst

01:02:51.800 Yeah

01:02:52.280 Not even matter

01:02:53.340 Most of it was in his mouth

01:02:55.080 I mean it was 1.00

01:02:55.480 A somewhat sizable dick 1.00

01:02:57.620 Oh 1.00

01:02:58.260 Did you even watch it

01:02:59.460 Yeah

01:03:00.000 Yeah

01:03:00.360 I don't know

01:03:01.080 I feel like

01:03:01.920 Because I feel like

01:03:03.380 I haven't watched it at all

01:03:04.440 Based off your description

01:03:05.300 And I didn't want to watch it

01:03:06.620 But I wanted you to watch it

01:03:07.600 So much

01:03:08.020 And tell me about it

01:03:08.820 So I didn't have to

01:03:09.560 So I can feel like

01:03:10.180 I feel like I'm being pushed

01:03:11.000 To watch it now

01:03:11.800 Just to see if he's telling the truth

01:03:13.460 I'm fast like he's watching it again

01:03:15.500 Yeah

01:03:15.740 Yeah probably

01:03:17.260 That's probably what I'm doing

01:03:18.320 So whenever y'all are like 0.99

01:03:19.560 Eating pussy out 1.00

01:03:20.340 Like are y'all like 1.00

01:03:21.100 Jerking it 0.74

01:03:21.620 Because you have like

01:03:22.220 Basically a free hand

01:03:23.140 No

01:03:23.880 No 1.00

01:03:24.800 Shut the fuck up 0.99

01:03:26.340 I mean I might stroke it here or there 0.99

01:03:28.380 But like

01:03:28.840 Because I was wondering

01:03:29.540 If this is

01:03:30.060 Like if you do that 1.00

01:03:30.920 When you're eating pussy 0.99

01:03:31.420 Do you do that 1.00

01:03:31.840 When you're sucking dick 1.00

01:03:32.660 Because I feel like 1.00

01:03:33.200 If you're sucking dick 1.00

01:03:34.100 That can't be 1.00

01:03:34.740 I mean you have to

01:03:35.320 Like

01:03:35.720 Is it so good

01:03:37.440 That it's just like 1.00

01:03:38.040 Oh I love sucking dick so much 1.00

01:03:39.100 That it just gets me hard 1.00

01:03:39.940 I don't even need to do anything

01:03:40.920 Yeah you just get hard 1.00

01:03:42.260 From eating pussy 1.00

01:03:43.080 Of course 1.00

01:03:43.400 Oh like 0.99

01:03:43.700 What do you fucking get 1.00

01:03:44.560 Jerking off 1.00

01:03:45.360 While you're jerking 0.98

01:03:45.980 Lainey says he didn't go all the way down 1.00

01:03:49.160 It was an average sized dick 1.00

01:03:50.320 Yeah 1.00

01:03:50.680 No skills

01:03:51.860 He's not even hard

01:03:52.780 And he doesn't just

01:03:53.560 Dude 1.00

01:03:54.040 Any limp dick 1.00

01:03:55.080 I'm fucking throwing that whole thing 1.00

01:03:56.460 You know what I mean 0.98

01:03:56.980 Right

01:03:57.720 You're shoving that wet noodle down there 0.92

01:03:59.060 Soak it in your mouth 0.82

01:04:00.520 Yeah

01:04:01.720 You soak it until you can't no more

01:04:03.220 That's right 1.00

01:04:04.560 It's always pathetic 0.95

01:04:06.080 That when it's soft 0.92

01:04:06.780 And they're doing that thing

01:04:07.400 Trying to get hard

01:04:08.120 It's just

01:04:08.520 It's gross

01:04:09.560 What do you do

01:04:10.240 And you think that's soaking

01:04:10.960 It's going to be like one of those

01:04:12.060 Back up

01:04:12.580 Jerk it

01:04:13.140 Get it hard again 0.51

01:04:13.880 Like don't try to 0.99

01:04:14.660 Don't even try to suck it 0.99

01:04:17.120 You remember those little sponges 1.00

01:04:18.020 Oh I totally

01:04:18.640 Totally disagree with Jose on this

01:04:20.100 No do you

01:04:20.380 Terrible advice 1.00

01:04:21.520 Suck my limp dick 1.00

01:04:22.880 No 1.00

01:04:23.460 Do you remember those little

01:04:24.360 Those little sponges 1.00

01:04:26.000 That you would like

01:04:26.520 You'd soak them in water

01:04:28.160 And they'd become big

01:04:29.080 And they'd look like dinosaurs 1.00

01:04:30.160 And shit 0.99

01:04:30.620 Do you ever have those 1.00

01:04:31.620 Well I'm saying like

01:04:33.820 I know what he's talking about

01:04:35.020 The little pills

01:04:35.540 That when you were kids

01:04:36.220 That like grow

01:04:36.940 Okay

01:04:37.780 Hold on

01:04:38.220 Hold on 1.00

01:04:38.700 That's what the dick is like 1.00

01:04:40.020 You soak it 1.00

01:04:40.920 And it grows

01:04:41.880 It gets bigger

01:04:42.620 Thank you

01:04:45.160 Yeah you just

01:04:45.680 Stroke it a little bit

01:04:46.280 I feel like

01:04:46.720 That's crazy

01:04:47.840 Why

01:04:48.220 Because it's just like

01:04:49.620 You're like getting ready

01:04:50.500 Like because it's like

01:04:51.380 Dude you're in the promised land 1.00

01:04:53.380 And your dick isn't ready 1.00

01:04:54.300 Like 1.00

01:04:54.760 What are you fucking 1.00

01:04:55.700 But why do you need to be hard 1.00

01:04:57.180 When you're eating

01:04:57.720 The chick out though 1.00

01:04:59.200 Because you're

01:05:00.040 Well you don't have to

01:05:01.020 Because it's an arousing experience

01:05:02.760 You're focused on that

01:05:04.100 But you're not stroking it

01:05:05.580 To get hard

01:05:06.240 You're stroking it

01:05:07.160 Because it already is hard

01:05:08.340 Yeah you want to keep it hard

01:05:10.000 Also it's because you're kind of like

01:05:11.200 What

01:05:11.560 Like you just want to get a little stroke in here

01:05:12.720 Because it's just like

01:05:13.300 She's feeling good

01:05:14.440 I want to feel good

01:05:15.400 There are times I would

01:05:17.680 I think you're just focused

01:05:18.920 On the task at hand

01:05:20.200 You should not be talking about this 1.00

01:05:21.800 What your dick is doing 1.00

01:05:22.680 Yeah he literally has no idea 1.00

01:05:24.140 What's going on 1.00

01:05:24.580 If you do stroke your dick 1.00

01:05:26.380 In theory 1.00

01:05:26.740 When you're eating a girl out 0.99

01:05:28.780 It's because 1.00

01:05:29.200 Or sucking dick 1.00

01:05:30.280 Or sucking dick 1.00

01:05:30.760 I want to 1.00

01:05:31.080 Right

01:05:31.440 Either way

01:05:32.040 You're flexing

01:05:32.760 You're just going like

01:05:33.600 Yeah look at that

01:05:34.380 Like you're not like jerking it

01:05:35.380 But you're going

01:05:35.860 You're pulling it out 1.00

01:05:37.000 You're like look at that shit 1.00

01:05:38.120 Yeah 1.00

01:05:38.560 You're like that 1.00

01:05:39.820 My dick's not big enough 1.00

01:05:41.200 To do any of this 1.00

01:05:42.420 I've never done any of that 0.84

01:05:44.000 Like a clown

01:05:45.900 Pulling out a balloon 1.00

01:05:46.760 I'm like an ANCAP of sex 0.59

01:05:49.940 I only talk about it in theory 0.96

01:05:51.820 And not in reality

01:05:52.780 We got it 0.98

01:05:53.680 I don't jerk off 0.97

01:05:55.960 When I go down on girls 1.00

01:05:57.060 But my dick remains hard 1.00

01:05:58.820 And I find it stunning 1.00

01:06:00.100 That this is a problem

01:06:00.900 For any of you

01:06:01.700 It's not a problem

01:06:02.680 No no

01:06:03.540 It's clearly a problem

01:06:04.660 It's not a problem

01:06:05.740 But you do it all the time though

01:06:07.180 No not all the time

01:06:08.480 Well you made it sound like

01:06:09.480 That was like the norm

01:06:10.420 Why do you go down on your wife at all 1.00

01:06:12.080 She never fucking sucks your dick 1.00

01:06:13.380 Yeah what the fuck 1.00

01:06:14.340 She doesn't like me 1.00

01:06:15.220 You fucking chump 1.00

01:06:16.080 Okay good 1.00

01:06:17.000 I try to

01:06:19.720 I love it

01:06:20.280 Yeah

01:06:20.560 She doesn't like

01:06:22.100 Wait a second

01:06:22.660 She doesn't like

01:06:23.340 Cole's in like a

01:06:23.880 No oral marriage 0.99

01:06:25.880 Yeah it's like

01:06:26.940 No oral

01:06:28.200 It's true

01:06:28.860 Oralist marriage

01:06:30.620 We're going to talk to each other

01:06:32.040 Is that even a marriage?

01:06:34.660 I think that's grounds for divorce

01:06:37.400 Any judge in America

01:06:40.000 Would immediately give you custody

01:06:41.520 Your Honor

01:06:44.120 Obviously I'm not getting blown

01:06:46.160 He's like

01:06:46.980 You get the house buddy

01:06:48.620 How did this even make it to my court?

01:06:51.480 You get the house and the kid

01:06:52.440 Nobody gets the oral of the divorce

01:06:55.040 Because there isn't any

01:06:55.980 I rule in favor of the defendant

01:06:59.940 And also plaintiff owes

01:07:01.940 Attorney's fees

01:07:03.100 Do you think a judge would ever be like 1.00

01:07:07.140 You owe him one blowjob 1.00

01:07:08.540 And just like gavel 0.99

01:07:09.840 I've always said it is bizarre

01:07:12.840 Like if you think about how divorce works

01:07:14.500 And the idea of like

01:07:15.440 Having to give like alimony or whatever

01:07:16.920 It's like

01:07:17.260 They've gotten used to a certain lifestyle

01:07:19.180 And so they should get some back

01:07:20.180 It's like

01:07:20.380 Well then okay 1.00

01:07:21.400 Shouldn't we quantify how many dick sucks 1.00

01:07:22.900 I got in a fucking month 1.00

01:07:23.960 And then like 0.99

01:07:24.500 Cutting that in half or something

01:07:25.800 No no no

01:07:26.760 You just

01:07:27.560 If she gets half of her lifestyle from before 0.99

01:07:29.840 You get half the blowjobs from before 0.99

01:07:31.400 That's what I'm saying 0.99

01:07:32.160 God

01:07:32.540 Half of zero

01:07:33.280 Well for you

01:07:34.700 It wouldn't be worth much

01:07:37.020 But

01:07:37.240 You're gonna come over every other day 1.00

01:07:39.720 And fuck your wife 1.00

01:07:40.600 That sounds like a fair sentence 1.00

01:07:42.460 I get to come over and treat her like a roommate

01:07:44.860 Like I regularly do

01:07:45.760 You're so getting divorced from this show

01:07:52.980 It's amazing

01:07:53.620 Oh my god

01:07:55.320 It's like I love when my roommate takes care of my child

01:07:57.080 Liz's not watching the show right

01:08:00.280 She doesn't like the show anymore

01:08:01.440 I think she's asleep

01:08:02.940 Oh thank god

01:08:04.120 It's nine o'clock over there

01:08:05.680 What do you mean asleep

01:08:06.540 She has to be up early for work

01:08:08.100 Like yeah

01:08:08.660 But yeah

01:08:09.040 No she goes to bed at like 0.99

01:08:10.160 Fucking eight dude 0.99

01:08:11.220 Ooh are you wearing a lectern hat 1.00

01:08:12.780 Yeah

01:08:13.800 Nice

01:08:14.480 From him

01:08:14.820 Yeah from him

01:08:15.460 If he actually came you know to the thing

01:08:17.460 I would have loved to 1.00

01:08:18.100 He would have probably given you this fucking hat 1.00

01:08:19.520 I would have loved to 1.00

01:08:20.540 I've also

01:08:21.460 What's really funny

01:08:22.340 Is I have worn this hat

01:08:24.840 This is the only merch I've ever worn around my family

01:08:27.900 Like I don't wear any of the Tower Gang merch

01:08:31.520 I don't wear any of the people online merch

01:08:33.080 I wore this hat

01:08:34.600 And they were like

01:08:35.480 What's the hat

01:08:36.320 And I go

01:08:36.940 It's the lectern guy

01:08:38.080 Have you ever heard of him

01:08:38.840 I was like January 6th

01:08:40.880 Adam is one of the most endearing people I've ever heard

01:08:43.040 I've met that guy

01:08:44.100 He's like the inverse Toad

01:08:46.020 You know what I mean

01:08:46.420 Oh he is inverse Toad

01:08:47.760 You love him from the moment you meet him

01:08:50.280 Right

01:08:51.300 But then you start disliking him

01:08:53.040 Nope

01:08:53.380 No actually you don't

01:08:54.320 No actually no

01:08:54.900 You just like him even more

01:08:55.900 It's kind of crazy

01:08:56.540 It's like

01:08:56.860 Yeah like you guys are brought up

01:08:58.360 Someone's brought up whether you should come on the show before

01:09:00.040 And I'm like I like him too much

01:09:01.180 He has to

01:09:01.660 Like it's weird

01:09:02.400 I don't want him on the show

01:09:04.040 But I love him

01:09:04.420 He's too endearing of a character

01:09:05.540 To be a guest on the show

01:09:06.760 You know what I mean

01:09:07.100 Exactly

01:09:07.340 I don't want to garnish him

01:09:08.900 He's not a horrible enough person to be on the show

01:09:11.620 Correct

01:09:12.060 But I was surprised how many people don't know who he is from January 6th

01:09:17.100 I was like have you seen this picture

01:09:18.500 And they're like no 0.99

01:09:19.360 And I'm like what the fuck are y'all doing 0.99

01:09:21.200 Yeah 0.99

01:09:21.620 Like how

01:09:22.480 Reassess your life

01:09:24.100 Dude I remember

01:09:24.820 I remember where I was at when I heard about January 6th

01:09:27.900 And the entire day around it

01:09:29.280 I remember everything

01:09:30.040 I remember seeing all the memes come out

01:09:31.900 I remember seeing the lectern guy immediately

01:09:33.620 Yeah I remember seeing the halls of congress 1.00

01:09:35.420 Yeah the fucking grandma being there 0.99

01:09:37.440 Like with the American flag 1.00

01:09:38.280 I was still in California

01:09:39.260 I'm pretty sure

01:09:39.940 No I was here

01:09:40.780 I was watching it happen on TV 0.99

01:09:42.000 I'm like holy shit 0.98

01:09:43.280 I remember watching it on my couch 0.96

01:09:44.560 And going like

01:09:45.040 I was 0.99

01:09:45.320 This fucking rock 0.99

01:09:46.120 I was at work 1.00

01:09:46.800 Just watching

01:09:47.540 I was at work

01:09:48.240 That was

01:09:48.780 It was like a dude's rock moment for sure

01:09:50.740 I was like this is awesome

01:09:51.740 I was at work just watching it blow up on Twitter

01:09:54.020 And I was just like

01:09:54.840 I looked over at my co-worker

01:09:56.380 And I was like 1.00

01:09:56.780 Are you fucking seeing this shit? 1.00

01:09:58.060 And I was just like 1.00

01:09:58.900 He was like what

01:09:59.420 And I was like

01:09:59.940 Just get up on anything

01:10:01.280 Given the events of today

01:10:02.660 If you feel like you need to like discuss it

01:10:04.680 Or like talk to anybody

01:10:05.720 If you're really upset about the events of today 0.90

01:10:08.240 I'm like this is fucking awesome 0.93

01:10:09.840 Speaking of which 0.95

01:10:10.820 I don't want to get super serious at all 0.97

01:10:12.240 But you guys saw that dude got fucking offed in New York 1.00

01:10:14.980 Like this shit was wild 0.99

01:10:15.940 Yeah we should talk about that 0.99

01:10:16.940 By the way

01:10:17.500 I just want to say

01:10:18.240 I admit it was awesome in the sense that like 0.97

01:10:20.980 The cops fucked up the protesters 0.81

01:10:22.640 Because like 1.00

01:10:23.140 Fuck people that protest against the government 1.00

01:10:25.600 Yeah 1.00

01:10:25.940 Yeah 1.00

01:10:26.300 Fuck them 1.00

01:10:26.660 Fuck them 1.00

01:10:27.440 Dude this guy who got shot in New York 1.00

01:10:28.840 You hear that YouTube moderators

01:10:30.980 We love the government

01:10:33.340 Love it

01:10:34.240 Love it

01:10:34.780 Charizard ovens though

01:10:35.840 I love Mike Pence

01:10:37.900 Yeah

01:10:38.480 Don't come after me

01:10:39.860 What are you talking about with the guy?

01:10:41.720 Yeah I don't know what the funny angle is here

01:10:43.200 We can't actually show this can we?

01:10:44.880 Yeah why not

01:10:45.340 I'm going to do it tomorrow

01:10:46.020 We just showed multiple murders just before this

01:10:48.460 Yeah you're right

01:10:48.480 This will be in the next lane again 0.99

01:10:49.840 I'd rather watch the one of the guy getting the cock ring cut off of him 1.00

01:10:53.520 What is this? 1.00

01:10:54.200 No

01:10:54.540 No

01:10:54.940 What is that?

01:10:56.660 Oh my god

01:10:57.760 Wait you haven't seen this stop?

01:10:59.280 It's a press fest

01:11:00.100 Yeah this is the dude who got shot this morning in New York

01:11:02.940 No who is that?

01:11:04.400 That's the CEO of United Healthcare

01:11:07.340 United Health

01:11:08.100 Yeah

01:11:08.400 And what are you shooting with?

01:11:09.580 The biggest healthcare thing in the United States

01:11:11.460 A pistol with a suppressor or something

01:11:13.600 That's a weird because he kept

01:11:14.540 He kept 0.99

01:11:15.260 He kept fucking like 0.99

01:11:17.240 Wait one at a time 0.99

01:11:19.920 What are you guys talking about?

01:11:21.660 This is the CEO of United Healthcare

01:11:24.100 He was assassinated this morning in New York

01:11:26.680 Correct

01:11:27.420 Whoa

01:11:28.700 By an unknown assassin 0.99

01:11:30.440 Fucking hilarious 1.00

01:11:31.040 Who rode in and out on a bike 0.99

01:11:33.220 One of the city bikes

01:11:34.780 And I saw

01:11:35.460 It wasn't a city bike

01:11:36.200 I don't know if you saw this

01:11:37.020 There was um

01:11:37.680 I put it in one of our chats

01:11:39.500 There was a dude who was like tracking the city bikes

01:11:42.160 And was like

01:11:42.540 This is the old bike that it could have been

01:11:44.620 All of that autism

01:11:45.840 All of that autism

01:11:47.140 And it wasn't even a city bike

01:11:48.360 Oh really?

01:11:49.780 Yeah

01:11:50.040 Oops

01:11:51.280 Sorry guy

01:11:52.360 So what does this mean?

01:11:54.060 Would have been cool if it was

01:11:55.080 I don't know

01:11:55.960 This is a targeted hit

01:11:56.620 I like to think

01:11:57.460 That he was collecting the brass

01:11:59.120 He like shot him

01:12:00.060 And he was just like

01:12:00.780 I can reload that later

01:12:02.220 I don't know if it's good or bad

01:12:04.160 Because this is like a large

01:12:05.360 Like you know

01:12:05.840 Health

01:12:06.200 Oh no I mean

01:12:07.400 Sorry it's bad

01:12:08.340 YouTube sensors

01:12:09.080 Definitely bad

01:12:10.000 No like this

01:12:11.020 Or actually they might think it's good

01:12:12.860 I don't even know anymore

01:12:13.700 Dude we have to delete this episode 0.96

01:12:15.020 Holy shit 0.98

01:12:15.240 So fast 0.94

01:12:16.260 Yeah bitcoin just hit 100,000

01:12:18.320 I saw that on the notification

01:12:20.120 So I have a lot of money

01:12:21.520 Keep going

01:12:21.980 So this guy has been the CEO

01:12:23.500 He's been the CEO of this

01:12:26.260 They're like a health insurance provider

01:12:27.980 And he's been the CEO

01:12:28.980 For like the last few years or whatever

01:12:30.680 And we don't know

01:12:31.480 Like why this happened basically

01:12:34.700 Like what was the motive behind it

01:12:36.100 Is really the question right now

01:12:37.980 Hey is there any way we can 0.99

01:12:39.340 Show that cock and ball 0.99

01:12:41.100 Show literally whatever you want 1.00

01:12:44.780 No no no

01:12:45.600 Because

01:12:45.860 I will say

01:12:47.960 I am the YouTube censor now

01:12:49.060 No no no

01:12:49.840 Hold on

01:12:50.460 Hold on

01:12:50.780 Hold on

01:12:51.020 I will say purposes

01:12:52.140 We've shown multiple murders

01:12:53.540 And we've covered things

01:12:54.980 That we got our episode

01:12:55.780 Taken down last week

01:12:56.640 And we talked about it

01:12:57.900 For like minutes

01:12:58.780 This episode has to be deleted

01:13:00.340 Right when we're out of it

01:13:01.460 I think we should

01:13:02.320 Play that video

01:13:03.020 Because I will say this though 0.99

01:13:04.540 It doesn't look like a dick 0.99

01:13:06.260 After at the end 0.97

01:13:07.380 Like you can

01:13:08.280 You can like 1.00

01:13:09.100 It looks like a fucking awesome dick 1.00

01:13:11.960 Is what it looks like 1.00

01:13:13.580 It looks like 1.00

01:13:14.880 If you took a baby dick 1.00

01:13:16.200 And just 1.00

01:13:17.040 Made it bigger

01:13:18.160 Like you know 1.00

01:13:18.800 You know what a baby dick looks like 1.00

01:13:20.240 All swollen 1.00

01:13:21.220 And like a little chode 0.99

01:13:22.400 No I don't look at baby dicks 1.00

01:13:23.600 It's like a chode in balls 1.00

01:13:24.700 I change diapers every day 0.88

01:13:26.060 It literally looks like 1.00

01:13:28.760 Like a baby dick 1.00

01:13:30.440 That you took what 1.00

01:13:31.860 Like 15x

01:13:33.160 Like 15 times bigger

01:13:34.520 It's crazy

01:13:35.200 Oh no

01:13:35.780 It's a hundred times bigger

01:13:37.020 I couldn't watch the video 0.73

01:13:38.480 Because destiny wasn't sucking it 0.93

01:13:40.360 So

01:13:40.620 No oh god

01:13:41.920 I guess we can

01:13:46.100 Nice

01:13:47.820 This is literally on YouTube

01:13:49.300 I'm not doing anything wrong with this

01:13:50.740 Yeah I guess we're watching YouTube 0.98

01:13:52.480 So what the fuck is the issue 0.99

01:13:53.760 Hell yeah 0.99

01:13:54.480 But we're not educational

01:13:56.180 But we're not educational

01:13:57.700 We could just carry on the Tower Gang episodes

01:13:59.800 All the time with these in the background

01:14:01.360 And just not even address them

01:14:02.540 It's a fake baby

01:14:02.580 It's a fake baby

01:14:03.640 Oh my god 1.00

01:14:04.420 This bitch is wild 1.00

01:14:08.600 This is incredible 1.00

01:14:09.920 We can't

01:14:11.360 We're gonna get nukes

01:14:12.060 Why would we take it off?

01:14:13.000 We're gonna get nukes 1.00

01:14:13.960 No fuck it 1.00

01:14:14.740 Let it play 1.00

01:14:15.380 And let's do our show

01:14:16.780 While that plays

01:14:17.500 Is this what the people want

01:14:19.720 Is this what you want 1.00

01:14:21.560 For people to watch this fucking show 1.00

01:14:23.360 Is this what you guys need 0.99

01:14:24.740 To donate to the Patreon

01:14:26.220 We were talking about

01:14:27.380 What we'd do if we were Jews

01:14:28.460 This is what we'd do

01:14:30.380 This is the grift

01:14:32.660 Actually that's a great grift

01:14:34.180 It's to run

01:14:35.440 Fake

01:14:36.260 I don't know what's happening

01:14:39.920 I don't know what's happening

01:14:39.940 Run breastfeeding videos

01:14:42.780 All day

01:14:43.760 All episode

01:14:44.640 I just

01:14:45.700 I just

01:14:46.720 I'll just share my screen

01:14:47.820 Basically is what I mean

01:14:49.100 It just bums me out

01:14:50.120 That women are doing that 1.00

01:14:51.100 To circumvent the fucking 0.99

01:14:52.400 No way 0.99

01:14:53.640 Oh my god

01:14:54.600 I wasn't serious 0.98

01:14:55.740 We're gonna stop showing titties 0.51

01:14:57.340 2.8 million

01:14:59.180 2.8 million

01:15:01.920 Yeah I'm at least like a quarter of those

01:15:03.980 Just

01:15:04.500 We're teaching you guys stuff

01:15:06.920 Educational

01:15:07.480 We're good

01:15:07.980 So

01:15:08.460 That's right

01:15:09.040 That's how you do it

01:15:09.980 It's fairly obvious

01:15:10.980 What's this

01:15:11.680 Oh

01:15:12.860 What

01:15:13.720 What

01:15:14.340 Oh it's Hunter

01:15:15.260 Hunter Biden

01:15:15.980 Oh hell

01:15:16.720 It's Hunter Biden

01:15:17.500 The fact that he

01:15:30.680 Oh yeah he got pardoned

01:15:33.600 I guess we could address that

01:15:34.700 That's dope

01:15:35.120 It's all legal

01:15:36.020 This is all legal

01:15:37.260 Technically yeah

01:15:38.060 All legal

01:15:38.500 We have a president

01:15:42.040 We have a president

01:15:43.660 That sanctioned this

01:15:44.640 That's right

01:15:46.480 What's really funny

01:15:47.120 Is that this is actually

01:15:48.540 Probably the least illegal thing

01:15:50.220 That he was doing

01:15:50.980 Technically

01:15:51.760 Like by like

01:15:52.620 The reason why he actually

01:15:54.020 Pardoned him back to 2014

01:15:55.740 Oh I wonder why

01:15:56.920 This is the 0.99

01:15:57.680 This is the fucking 0.99

01:15:58.540 Hardest show 0.99

01:15:59.340 I'm sorry

01:15:59.720 This is the hardest show

01:16:01.420 On the internet

01:16:01.920 Somebody

01:16:02.500 Somebody messaged us

01:16:03.460 Yes I wanted to bring this up

01:16:04.700 They commented

01:16:05.260 They were like

01:16:05.740 Yeah I was watching

01:16:06.320 Legion of Skanks 0.99

01:16:07.080 And it's just like

01:16:07.740 After watching a Lainey edit

01:16:09.260 The Legion of Skanks 1.00

01:16:10.080 Shit doesn't hit hard 1.00

01:16:10.900 Like they'll do like 1.00

01:16:11.660 Because he said that

01:16:12.220 Yeah he said that

01:16:12.940 Before their show

01:16:13.660 They do like

01:16:14.260 Softcore

01:16:14.920 Like

01:16:15.640 Like almost like

01:16:17.080 Like if America's Funniest Home Videos

01:16:18.620 Was like on

01:16:19.940 Like rated R

01:16:21.120 Yeah

01:16:22.140 Uh huh

01:16:22.780 So what does that even look like

01:16:24.320 I don't know

01:16:24.720 Like they'll

01:16:25.400 Somebody like

01:16:25.980 They'll cut

01:16:26.400 They'll cut right before

01:16:27.280 Somebody gets hurt

01:16:28.080 We're showing you

01:16:29.120 The full murder

01:16:30.080 Yeah

01:16:31.120 The straight up snuff films

01:16:33.060 We're showing you

01:16:33.560 We're showing you 0.99

01:16:34.340 The full titties 0.83

01:16:35.280 We're showing you everything 0.80

01:16:36.580 We were about to show a talk

01:16:38.080 No exaggeration

01:16:39.160 Every week

01:16:39.800 I am

01:16:41.240 I am actually

01:16:42.460 Caught off guard

01:16:43.580 By Lainey

01:16:44.100 Yes

01:16:44.500 Like and

01:16:45.300 And I'm on the internet

01:16:46.500 Every day

01:16:47.260 Yeah

01:16:47.560 And like

01:16:48.060 Still

01:16:48.660 When I watch Lainey edit

01:16:49.580 I'm like

01:16:49.920 Whoa

01:16:50.460 It's crazy

01:16:52.320 Because I'm

01:16:53.080 Always getting

01:16:53.960 Like I'm on the Instagram

01:16:54.960 My algo is like

01:16:56.500 Like basically

01:16:57.580 Murders and car crashes 0.96

01:16:59.140 And shit like that 1.00

01:16:59.880 And he brings 1.00

01:17:00.680 Every week

01:17:01.100 It's like

01:17:01.420 Something I was like

01:17:02.100 I haven't seen

01:17:02.460 No

01:17:02.640 There's a couple

01:17:03.400 Like the ones

01:17:03.960 Where the Ukrainian soldier

01:17:05.420 Like jumped on a mine

01:17:06.780 And his legs blew off

01:17:07.660 I was like

01:17:07.980 That one's great

01:17:08.960 Like it's like

01:17:09.720 That one's great

01:17:10.640 Well because you get

01:17:12.500 A lot of those

01:17:13.020 Of like the drone bombs

01:17:14.260 Which are always

01:17:15.340 Like really sad

01:17:16.480 They're way more sad

01:17:17.580 Than like 1.00

01:17:17.880 Because it's literally

01:17:18.580 The guy

01:17:18.980 Dude the one where

01:17:19.720 He's praying

01:17:20.320 Before he gets 0.99

01:17:20.960 Fucking on 0.99

01:17:21.180 Dude they literally 0.99

01:17:21.600 Just like

01:17:21.940 Look up and they go

01:17:22.640 Like

01:17:22.920 Well this is it

01:17:24.160 Like they literally

01:17:24.980 Just said

01:17:25.320 They go like

01:17:25.820 There's nothing

01:17:26.440 We can do

01:17:26.940 His prayers were answered man

01:17:27.540 He's about to meet

01:17:28.260 God

01:17:28.940 This is a great

01:17:30.100 This is a great one

01:17:30.680 This guy must be

01:17:31.300 A new fan here

01:17:32.060 Tell Dave to get

01:17:32.920 You guys on

01:17:33.580 We'll get right on it

01:17:34.780 We're actually

01:17:35.600 Not even allowed

01:17:36.480 On gas digital

01:17:37.800 Network period

01:17:38.640 And we're banned

01:17:39.160 From gas digital

01:17:39.900 I'm gonna

01:17:40.400 Oh and text him

01:17:41.380 Right up

01:17:41.700 Because of our

01:17:42.220 Close friends

01:17:42.660 Yeah funny story

01:17:43.880 The same guy

01:17:44.380 That crashed

01:17:44.920 Toad's rental

01:17:45.560 Got us banned

01:17:46.180 From gas digital

01:17:47.060 Go figure

01:17:47.580 We can just do

01:17:50.460 What we did

01:17:51.000 For a lot of other

01:17:51.960 Pods

01:17:52.340 Is where we just

01:17:52.900 Go on

01:17:53.200 We just take over

01:17:53.920 We just become

01:17:54.720 Like for one episode

01:17:55.920 It's just us

01:17:57.120 Up there

01:17:57.460 Not them

01:17:59.120 Like it's just us

01:17:59.940 That'd be perfect

01:18:00.420 That'd be really fun

01:18:01.220 Actually

01:18:01.560 Yeah

01:18:02.400 Not for them

01:18:03.320 They would hate it

01:18:04.080 Yeah

01:18:04.320 I'm going to see

01:18:05.040 Big J in a couple

01:18:05.880 Weeks by the way

01:18:06.660 Hey ask him if we can

01:18:07.660 Go on

01:18:08.520 I'll see if I get

01:18:09.760 To talk to him

01:18:10.460 Is anybody going to

01:18:11.640 See Tripoli on Friday

01:18:12.500 Oh I am

01:18:13.540 I am going

01:18:14.340 Are you going

01:18:14.760 I'm thinking about it

01:18:16.680 Cause

01:18:16.980 I'll be there at 7

01:18:17.980 I'm thinking about it

01:18:19.460 Cause

01:18:19.660 Did you buy tickets

01:18:21.000 Or did Sam hook it up

01:18:22.100 I bought tickets

01:18:23.120 Alright

01:18:24.040 Then I'm going to

01:18:24.660 Hit up Sam

01:18:25.280 And make sure he gives me

01:18:26.040 Free tickets

01:18:26.500 So I'm better than you 1.00

01:18:27.180 Fuck you 1.00

01:18:28.420 This nigga 1.00

01:18:31.300 This nigga 1.00

01:18:31.960 Never pays for anything 0.99

01:18:33.300 He has so much money

01:18:34.900 Just give him

01:18:35.400 Give him some money man

01:18:36.460 Like

01:18:36.640 He's trying to

01:18:37.300 Bitcoin just hit $100,000

01:18:38.460 I'm not going to 0.98

01:18:39.060 Fucking spend any money 0.99

01:18:39.960 Okay 1.00

01:18:40.320 He's got to live his

01:18:40.840 Cozy lifestyle

01:18:41.600 Dude it's really

01:18:42.380 Because like

01:18:43.080 I think every time

01:18:44.060 I've been

01:18:44.560 Actually this is kind of true

01:18:46.440 I don't think we've ever

01:18:47.800 Like eaten together

01:18:49.320 Yeah we did

01:18:51.000 The first time I met you

01:18:52.020 Yeah we did

01:18:52.220 When we were at the Florida one

01:18:53.980 We definitely have

01:18:54.960 What

01:18:55.320 In Georgia

01:18:55.800 In Georgia

01:18:56.280 But I don't know if you

01:18:57.000 In Georgia we all

01:18:57.740 We all got breakfast

01:18:58.240 I don't think he

01:18:58.700 I went to something like 0.96

01:19:00.300 TGIF or some shit 0.97

01:19:01.440 In Florida with y'all I think 0.99

01:19:02.700 I don't like eating

01:19:03.480 With you guys

01:19:04.620 Yeah I'm pretty sure he doesn't

01:19:05.960 Like I'm pretty sure

01:19:06.540 Like he may have gone

01:19:07.640 To the restaurant with us

01:19:08.640 He didn't eat

01:19:09.680 Like it was just like

01:19:10.640 He didn't want to pay

01:19:11.820 For stuff around us

01:19:12.960 Like he was just like

01:19:13.740 I'm just gonna

01:19:14.200 Oh well that's cause

01:19:15.560 We left right away

01:19:16.360 That was after the

01:19:17.500 I know

01:19:18.240 I know you're saying

01:19:20.060 Like a lot of these things

01:19:20.820 Like but you still

01:19:21.780 Have never

01:19:22.160 I've never eaten with you

01:19:23.040 Never broken bread

01:19:24.260 I've eaten with Top

01:19:25.500 I know that

01:19:26.020 Wait

01:19:27.060 Oh yeah he would

01:19:28.520 But even then he would

01:19:29.400 Like just grab food

01:19:30.320 And go back to the room

01:19:31.440 Is what he would do

01:19:32.300 He would never

01:19:33.040 Like he was never like

01:19:34.060 Hey let's go to a restaurant

01:19:34.840 Sit down for an hour and a half

01:19:36.320 I eat like an animal

01:19:37.280 I don't want to do it in public

01:19:38.120 You were at the restaurant

01:19:39.920 With us when we had

01:19:41.200 Brunch or whatever

01:19:42.600 In Georgia right 0.96

01:19:43.280 You were there for that

01:19:44.040 No

01:19:44.780 I don't know

01:19:46.560 I think you were

01:19:47.040 Yeah I got a burger

01:19:48.040 With Clint

01:19:48.580 Yeah we've eaten before

01:19:50.360 I've eaten at his house

01:19:51.460 I've eaten on top of a bunch

01:19:52.520 No no no

01:19:53.360 But I'm saying like

01:19:54.100 Going out to the restaurant

01:19:55.020 And buying food

01:19:56.420 Oh yeah I don't buy food

01:19:58.000 No

01:19:58.520 Yeah it doesn't

01:19:59.140 Buy food

01:20:00.040 It's like

01:20:00.740 Yeah unless I get it for free

01:20:02.200 I'm not gonna go

01:20:03.060 I leverage my clout for food

01:20:05.820 No no no 1.00

01:20:06.700 You fucking 1.00

01:20:07.360 You did 1.00

01:20:07.800 You did see me buy food

01:20:08.940 I bought food 0.99

01:20:09.440 At the fucking 0.99

01:20:09.840 That hole in the wall 1.00

01:20:11.400 Mexican joint

01:20:12.400 In the back of that

01:20:13.640 That like 0.99

01:20:14.680 Ah shit you're right 1.00

01:20:16.240 Damn it 1.00

01:20:16.680 Oh that was a good place 0.99

01:20:17.540 Yeah I've eaten with Clint

01:20:18.760 Clint goes from store to store

01:20:19.880 And goes do you know who I am

01:20:21.040 Dude Clint yeah

01:20:22.260 We ate together at

01:20:23.280 At the Flying Saucer

01:20:25.180 In Salem Mass

01:20:26.080 Remember

01:20:26.360 I literally just walk around

01:20:28.320 To different like

01:20:29.200 Fast food joints

01:20:30.060 In like little hole in the wall

01:20:31.020 Mexican places

01:20:31.640 And I show them my Twitter account

01:20:32.740 And I go like

01:20:33.180 Hey I could leave a bad review

01:20:34.860 Or

01:20:35.380 What do you think

01:20:38.200 They don't speak English 0.98

01:20:39.080 And I just have to leave

01:20:39.920 Legitimately what do you think

01:20:40.920 That

01:20:41.140 Uber Eated to my house once 0.93

01:20:42.380 Remember that

01:20:42.740 Uber Eated

01:20:43.780 Yeah

01:20:44.160 What do you think

01:20:45.500 That number is

01:20:46.260 That you have to get to

01:20:46.960 DoorDash or whatever

01:20:47.520 I think if I had a million

01:20:48.900 I could probably go places

01:20:50.200 And just demand free food

01:20:51.360 You're really good

01:20:54.180 Probably

01:20:54.500 I've seen people

01:20:55.520 Dude Josie

01:20:56.480 Like next year

01:20:57.360 We'll be able to just

01:20:57.980 Go get free food places

01:20:59.180 No for real

01:20:59.760 Just go let me speak

01:21:00.420 To your manager

01:21:00.880 And then just go

01:21:01.880 Hey

01:21:03.360 Do you understand

01:21:04.220 The power that I wield

01:21:05.720 Do you know who I am

01:21:07.620 Do you know who I am

01:21:07.680 Like one tweet

01:21:10.880 And you're over

01:21:11.500 I had a

01:21:11.900 Have the tweet typed up too

01:21:13.840 After that

01:21:14.280 Yeah

01:21:14.520 Yeah

01:21:14.620 Delicious dinner

01:21:15.640 Blah blah blah

01:21:16.220 And just hover

01:21:17.060 Hover your finger

01:21:17.920 Over the send

01:21:18.620 Dude I actually did that

01:21:20.900 A few weeks ago

01:21:21.760 I did that

01:21:22.020 Carnie

01:21:22.240 Sada burrito

01:21:23.320 Yeah

01:21:24.020 At Wendy's

01:21:24.600 I name dropped

01:21:25.340 One of the employees there

01:21:26.240 And I was like

01:21:26.620 She told me that

01:21:27.480 I get a free meal here

01:21:28.480 And the dude gave it to me

01:21:29.440 It's powerful

01:21:30.860 Powerful feeling

01:21:32.120 It's not even the same thing at all

01:21:33.780 At 207,000 followers

01:21:35.960 I'm able to demand

01:21:36.840 Half off

01:21:37.540 Josie

01:21:38.320 A couple months from now

01:21:39.840 She'll just be able to walk in 0.94

01:21:40.720 And be like

01:21:41.080 I want everything

01:21:42.600 Once she hits 2 million

01:21:43.840 She could probably like 0.87

01:21:44.940 Just like

01:21:45.560 Take portions of the rent money

01:21:47.000 Oh yeah

01:21:47.940 If he was Jewish 0.80

01:21:48.900 He would be an influencer 0.60

01:21:49.860 So he can get free food

01:21:51.000 Yeah

01:21:51.540 I think there's like

01:21:54.100 Do you think like

01:21:54.740 It's funny because

01:21:55.520 The more wealthy

01:21:56.840 And more well known you get

01:21:58.160 The easier life

01:21:59.400 Because it's kind of

01:22:00.000 It's kind of like

01:22:00.560 Like

01:22:01.020 The less you have to pay for

01:22:02.860 Like the more money you have

01:22:03.860 The more wealthy and everything

01:22:04.840 No that's how it's always been

01:22:05.860 I know it's crazy 1.00

01:22:06.940 It's like the stupidest shit ever 1.00

01:22:08.320 Poors don't understand this 1.00

01:22:09.400 But that's how you consolidate wealth

01:22:10.720 The easiest way to save money

01:22:11.780 Is to be rich

01:22:12.500 I know people don't understand that

01:22:14.200 Yeah

01:22:14.400 If you want to consolidate wealth

01:22:15.680 You need to be rich

01:22:16.680 Yeah

01:22:17.740 It's like

01:22:18.120 It's fairly simple

01:22:19.900 Oh it was like

01:22:22.140 Conspiracy extremists

01:22:23.340 He understands 1.00

01:22:23.860 What's that one fucker 1.00

01:22:25.360 That 1.00

01:22:25.720 He was like

01:22:28.180 Graham

01:22:29.200 Not Graham Hancock 1.00

01:22:30.240 Fuck who's that 0.99

01:22:30.920 There's one guy out there 1.00

01:22:33.060 That basically says that

01:22:34.020 He's like

01:22:34.500 He's like

01:22:35.380 Guys just get a million dollars

01:22:37.000 And then like

01:22:37.920 At that point

01:22:38.400 Like and then

01:22:38.880 He's like

01:22:39.440 Then life becomes great

01:22:40.460 You start like

01:22:41.060 Saving money

01:22:41.760 It's like

01:22:42.280 But it's like

01:22:42.760 He would never tell you

01:22:43.400 To get to the million

01:22:44.300 He was just

01:22:45.140 God that's

01:22:50.620 That's literally the worst

01:22:51.700 Is this like

01:22:52.380 Mitt Romney

01:22:53.400 Where he just says

01:22:53.940 Just have your parents

01:22:54.660 Give you a loan

01:22:55.220 Yeah

01:22:55.960 It's like

01:22:57.460 Trump getting the small loan

01:22:58.960 Of two million dollars

01:23:00.000 Or whatever it was

01:23:00.720 Like it's 1.00

01:23:01.260 That kind of shit 1.00

01:23:02.260 Jose are you going 1.00

01:23:03.300 Are you going to go

01:23:04.000 Because it's right

01:23:04.600 It's like literally

01:23:05.380 Probably 20 minutes from your house

01:23:06.560 Is there any tickets left

01:23:06.640 When did you buy tickets 1.00

01:23:07.680 Wow this motherfucker 1.00

01:23:08.740 Is there any tickets 1.00

01:23:09.360 Of course there's tickets left

01:23:10.340 It's the Sam Tripoli show

01:23:11.360 What's that supposed to be

01:23:12.480 Jesus Christ

01:23:13.460 I don't know if I want to

01:23:15.220 Clip and send it to him

01:23:15.980 Clip and send it to him

01:23:17.340 I mean honestly though

01:23:20.600 Like when you think about

01:23:21.760 That you're able to make

01:23:23.180 40 grand a year

01:23:24.100 Off of X

01:23:25.080 What's your excuse

01:23:26.580 For not being a millionaire

01:23:27.440 Right

01:23:27.780 Yeah

01:23:28.700 It's true 1.00

01:23:31.340 Shit doesn't add up 0.99

01:23:32.880 Like there's 0.99

01:23:34.080 Like there's

01:23:34.800 Accounts that aren't

01:23:36.660 Even real people

01:23:37.400 They're just like 1.00

01:23:38.140 Fucking meme accounts 1.00

01:23:39.040 And they're making 1.00

01:23:39.900 Six figures off of X

01:23:40.980 And yeah exactly

01:23:42.780 And you know

01:23:43.820 That they run

01:23:44.720 Multiple accounts

01:23:45.920 Almost certainly

01:23:47.020 Like why wouldn't you

01:23:47.760 Right

01:23:47.920 So 1.00

01:23:48.540 How about that one bitch 1.00

01:23:50.040 That was fucking making 1.00

01:23:51.200 Like more than Clint was 0.99

01:23:53.020 Yeah

01:23:53.900 That

01:23:54.800 That Asian chick 1.00

01:23:55.960 Oh no 0.99

01:23:56.680 No no no no 0.99

01:23:57.460 Saggy titties 0.99

01:23:58.300 Yeah what's her name 1.00

01:23:59.280 Big old fat saggy titties 1.00

01:24:00.740 Girl 1.00

01:24:00.980 That one I don't understand 1.00

01:24:02.240 Oh the only bitch chick 1.00

01:24:03.740 No 1.00

01:24:04.280 She's not even

01:24:04.940 No not Courtney Nell either

01:24:06.020 I bet she makes more than Clint 1.00

01:24:07.200 Her name is Natalie

01:24:09.120 I don't know what you're talking about

01:24:10.220 Oh I know

01:24:10.880 Oh yeah

01:24:12.040 Oh yeah

01:24:12.080 Women with 1.00

01:24:14.380 Women with 1.00

01:24:15.880 She's got long titties 1.00

01:24:16.860 Women with tits 1.00

01:24:17.820 Women with tits 1.00

01:24:18.800 There's literally no reason 0.99

01:24:20.120 To not be worth

01:24:21.340 A million dollars

01:24:21.800 It's crazy

01:24:22.600 She's making like 0.71

01:24:23.340 Three grand a month

01:24:24.220 At all

01:24:24.620 Throw it

01:24:25.240 She says it

01:24:26.440 She says it in there

01:24:27.100 She has a

01:24:27.680 She says it

01:24:28.300 But like

01:24:28.540 You'll see the pictures

01:24:29.660 That she posts

01:24:30.360 Sometimes

01:24:30.660 Here

01:24:30.920 Oh this is my friend

01:24:32.940 Oh this is my friend

01:24:35.580 We've hung out in person

01:24:37.620 Three grand a month

01:24:39.500 By doing like

01:24:40.600 These vague posts

01:24:41.480 Like this

01:24:41.980 No she's making like 0.97

01:24:42.860 Six grand a month

01:24:43.620 Oh that's right

01:24:44.540 Because she's getting paid 0.98

01:24:45.340 Twice a month

01:24:46.240 Twice a month

01:24:46.960 Trying to find the picture 0.87

01:24:48.840 With the long titty

01:24:49.620 Because I've been making fun 0.99

01:24:50.580 Of this girl's long titties 0.99

01:24:51.520 For a long time now 1.00

01:24:52.400 And now I feel stupid 1.00

01:24:53.400 About as long as her titties 0.99

01:24:54.480 Have been that way 0.89

01:24:55.040 Sometimes I miss being brunette

01:24:59.520 How many

01:24:59.980 How many comments are on that

01:25:01.100 38

01:25:01.580 I don't understand

01:25:02.460 How she's raking in money like this 1.00

01:25:03.740 I don't get it

01:25:04.760 I don't know

01:25:05.960 But she is 1.00

01:25:06.600 She just hit the algal

01:25:08.280 Scroll down

01:25:08.640 How many likes

01:25:09.100 How many comments on that

01:25:10.140 Not many

01:25:11.060 There's nothing really going

01:25:12.100 Here's another long titty picture

01:25:13.460 It doesn't matter

01:25:14.280 But it doesn't matter

01:25:15.980 If you're fat 1.00

01:25:16.540 And have tits on the internet 1.00

01:25:17.800 Because you can make it 1.00

01:25:18.800 To where you don't look fat

01:25:19.700 It's very easy

01:25:20.880 To not look fat

01:25:21.660 On the internet

01:25:22.740 Nails need to match 1.00

01:25:23.600 The lipstick

01:25:24.140 To abolish

01:25:24.900 The Federal Reserve

01:25:25.800 Didn't they say

01:25:26.560 The money thing

01:25:27.120 Is like based on

01:25:27.740 Verified followers

01:25:28.600 Recently or something

01:25:29.260 That's like the algo thing

01:25:30.300 Yeah but I have

01:25:31.160 33,000 verified followers

01:25:32.140 But my point is

01:25:32.720 They may also

01:25:33.440 We just found that out

01:25:34.660 So there may be more to that

01:25:35.680 It may be also 0.51

01:25:36.600 Like boobs add to it too 0.99

01:25:37.920 So like

01:25:38.400 Yeah no I think 0.99

01:25:39.080 I think you get extra for boobs 1.00

01:25:40.240 I just did a tweet 0.95

01:25:41.740 That had 10 million

01:25:43.000 Impressions 0.99

01:25:43.680 I think Elon loves boobs 0.99

01:25:44.000 Yeah 0.99

01:25:44.260 10 million

01:25:45.000 Okay and I'm

01:25:46.320 I'm not going to get

01:25:46.980 Anywhere near the payout

01:25:47.960 That she's doing

01:25:48.580 From doing

01:25:49.040 4,000 impression tweets

01:25:51.220 Like twice a day

01:25:52.140 Nancy Pelosi makes more

01:25:53.300 Than all of us combined

01:25:54.440 Yeah 0.99

01:25:55.080 Just because of them tits 0.99

01:25:56.680 And then multiply it 0.99

01:25:58.060 By like five 0.99

01:25:58.720 Just because of them tits 0.99

01:25:59.960 Yeah 0.99

01:26:00.620 They don't even have

01:26:02.120 To be perky

01:26:02.600 They just have to be big

01:26:03.440 That's all that matters

01:26:04.140 It's crazy

01:26:05.140 Yeah

01:26:05.420 They can be old and long

01:26:07.160 Still make money

01:26:08.540 Are we going to look at this 1.00

01:26:12.260 Enormous baby dick 1.00

01:26:13.000 Or no 1.00

01:26:13.260 Can we play it

01:26:15.140 You can play it

01:26:16.680 The episode's going to

01:26:17.520 Take it down

01:26:18.000 There's no way 1.00

01:26:18.780 You can't put a dick on here 1.00

01:26:19.880 It's 1.00

01:26:20.680 It doesn't really look like one

01:26:22.780 For like

01:26:23.640 But it is one

01:26:25.520 Everything we put on here

01:26:26.060 Is bannable

01:26:26.700 So

01:26:27.100 Do whatever you want

01:26:28.160 It's like 0.99

01:26:28.520 We have the fucking post chat 0.99

01:26:31.760 So let's 0.99

01:26:32.520 Yeah we can do it on the post chat

01:26:33.820 We're doing the post chat

01:26:34.420 Doing the post chat

01:26:35.200 Yeah

01:26:35.460 That's a good segue

01:26:36.480 To the post chat

01:26:37.180 Well then pick up your phones

01:26:38.300 Right now

01:26:38.880 And look at the QR code

01:26:39.800 Because we're going to be

01:26:40.840 Popping over

01:26:41.300 By the way

01:26:42.060 I remember when this was first

01:26:44.660 I saw on Instagram

01:26:45.440 Like two or three months ago

01:26:47.020 And it was like the comment

01:26:48.760 Like I saw of the original one

01:26:51.040 Like not with the

01:26:52.080 Like look at the comments

01:26:52.860 Like the original one 0.95

01:26:53.720 It was so fucking funny 0.53

01:26:54.880 This is like 0.91

01:26:55.620 But this is like my trip in Jamaica

01:26:56.780 This is why I reposted

01:26:57.840 The Jamaica episode

01:26:59.120 Midweek

01:26:59.780 And I think some people

01:27:00.620 Liked it

01:27:00.920 They were watching it

01:27:02.440 You got into black Twitter right 1.00

01:27:03.600 You got into black Twitter right 1.00

01:27:04.560 Oh actually the funny thing is

01:27:06.160 Yeah so this went viral

01:27:07.160 Like in waves

01:27:08.000 It went viral for like 1.00

01:27:09.500 Whoa this shit is pretty funny 0.99

01:27:10.540 And then somebody just 0.99

01:27:12.280 Like tagged me

01:27:13.240 I sent it to you guys

01:27:14.600 In like a screenshot

01:27:15.360 They were like 0.99

01:27:15.880 Yo that's fucked up 0.99

01:27:17.360 Hashtag black Twitter 1.00

01:27:18.500 Like they called black Twitter 0.93

01:27:19.520 The next day it went viral

01:27:20.940 A second time

01:27:21.640 And it's like

01:27:22.160 Doubled in views

01:27:23.460 So

01:27:23.880 Did get into black Twitter

01:27:25.320 This is not my first time

01:27:26.140 So I'm not really that excited about it

01:27:27.420 But check it out

01:27:27.980 It's a fun video

01:27:28.580 I love the white people 0.97

01:27:34.420 The white people right there 0.67

01:27:35.500 Primary dropped 80% that week

01:27:36.860 This is the ad they showed them

01:27:39.280 200 years ago

01:27:40.260 Finally taking the mole back

01:27:44.120 The lost city of Atlanta

01:27:47.120 That's the comment that killed

01:27:49.160 Smoke detector in every cabin

01:27:51.260 Beeping

01:27:51.800 Do you think there's any point

01:27:53.680 In doing the

01:27:54.220 Like pre-cruise

01:27:55.340 Combined credit score

01:27:56.440 It's still 275

01:27:57.680 Do you think there's any point

01:27:58.680 In doing like a pre-cruise

01:27:59.900 Like safety 0.99

01:28:00.640 And shit 1.00

01:28:01.220 With these people 1.00

01:28:02.080 They say

01:28:03.640 Stock tips

01:28:04.320 I mean bartending

01:28:05.000 Is about to get $8

01:28:05.760 They stole the whole cruise

01:28:08.700 No there's one that said

01:28:10.060 KFC

01:28:10.600 That's it

01:28:11.160 KFC

01:28:11.740 That's the best one

01:28:12.760 It's solid

01:28:13.260 KFC

01:28:14.480 Are you kidding me dude

01:28:15.740 Buffer

01:28:16.660 By the way

01:28:17.100 This is funny

01:28:17.640 The credit score one

01:28:18.760 I've seen some videos

01:28:19.800 Of like

01:28:20.280 It'll be

01:28:21.280 At like

01:28:22.300 A car dealership

01:28:23.480 And they go around

01:28:24.020 And ask all the

01:28:24.780 The salesmen

01:28:25.600 They'd be like

01:28:25.980 What's the lowest credit card

01:28:27.000 You've ever seen

01:28:27.640 And there was a guy

01:28:29.700 That was like

01:28:30.220 I've seen an 8

01:28:31.060 Like an actual

01:28:32.260 Just 8

01:28:32.900 Kobe

01:28:35.220 And they were like

01:28:36.740 Did you sell him the car

01:28:37.940 And he was like

01:28:38.640 He got the car

01:28:39.460 That's a wild life

01:28:41.140 It was like

01:28:42.260 You get like

01:28:42.940 $250 for existing

01:28:44.640 Dude I want to interview

01:28:45.820 Somebody with an 8

01:28:46.620 Actually you know what

01:28:47.180 I don't

01:28:47.380 It'd be awful

01:28:47.840 I take that back

01:28:48.560 No

01:28:49.180 I just want to watch them

01:28:50.680 For a day

01:28:51.360 Or just like

01:28:52.200 Not in person

01:28:53.280 Like just have like

01:28:54.180 A live stream

01:28:54.860 Of just their day

01:28:55.600 And just seeing them 0.98

01:28:56.380 Just jerk off 1.00

01:28:57.940 What's up with black people 1.00

01:28:59.020 And like all 0.99

01:28:59.920 Their numbers being lower

01:29:01.260 Like bank account

01:29:02.600 IQ

01:29:03.240 Credit score

01:29:03.760 Like any numbers

01:29:04.680 It all goes to the vert

01:29:06.140 I'll get back

01:29:06.960 It all goes to the vert

01:29:08.660 Thank you

01:29:09.260 I was about to say

01:29:10.500 I'll contradict you

01:29:11.340 They're vertical

01:29:12.100 They're 10

01:29:12.920 They're 100 meter time 0.98

01:29:14.100 They're dick size 0.99

01:29:15.280 They're dick size 0.99

01:29:17.280 Oh you're right 0.99

01:29:17.880 So it's actually

01:29:19.020 It's stealing the points

01:29:20.120 From these other like 0.94

01:29:21.360 Things that make

01:29:22.260 Your life better

01:29:22.960 That's what they're about

01:29:22.980 Yeah

01:29:23.140 Right

01:29:23.500 This is

01:29:23.860 Well but then it's also

01:29:24.740 Going to other things

01:29:25.380 That make your life better

01:29:26.060 So I feel like

01:29:26.720 It's an even trade

01:29:27.600 When you start your life out

01:29:29.360 You go to a fallout

01:29:31.580 Like whatever

01:29:32.720 A fallout type of thing

01:29:33.880 Where you enter

01:29:34.400 Your character creator

01:29:35.360 And it's like

01:29:36.060 You get 10 points

01:29:37.360 And then distribute them

01:29:38.800 How you will

01:29:39.380 And it's just like

01:29:40.380 Like white people 1.00

01:29:41.520 Is just like 0.60

01:29:42.200 They're just you know

01:29:43.260 Across the board

01:29:43.820 Just all threes 0.90

01:29:44.600 Just like they go down 1.00

01:29:45.580 Black people put like 1.00

01:29:46.460 Nine of theirs into violence 1.00

01:29:47.860 Yeah yeah

01:29:48.380 They just max out

01:29:50.300 Like physical

01:29:50.860 Like that's all they do

01:29:52.340 Oh boy

01:29:54.700 I mean the messages

01:29:55.560 I was getting from 0.78

01:29:56.260 These black people 1.00

01:29:56.960 Was crazy 0.99

01:29:57.820 They were like 1.00

01:29:58.820 I'm going to rape you 1.00

01:29:59.520 White boy 1.00

01:30:00.020 And I was like

01:30:00.900 See

01:30:01.120 See what I mean

01:30:02.060 Standard barbarian build

01:30:04.660 I just kept telling them

01:30:07.860 I'm like

01:30:08.160 You're not beating

01:30:08.680 The stereotypes

01:30:09.340 And they'd be like

01:30:10.060 Like monkey noises 0.99

01:30:11.700 And shit 0.98

01:30:12.000 I'm like whatever 1.00

01:30:12.460 Block

01:30:12.820 Next person 0.99

01:30:13.400 Next nigga 1.00

01:30:15.980 Alright fuck you 1.00

01:30:18.800 That's the show right 1.00

01:30:19.620 Clint

01:30:19.960 Would you trade

01:30:21.160 Would you trade credit score

01:30:22.780 To like

01:30:23.220 Would you have your credit score

01:30:24.220 Go down

01:30:24.900 And your IQ

01:30:25.920 To go down 1.00

01:30:26.360 To have your dick go up 1.00

01:30:27.340 Nah 1.00

01:30:28.220 Nah

01:30:28.760 Yeah

01:30:29.400 No

01:30:30.200 I would

01:30:30.900 I would

01:30:31.480 I would trade

01:30:32.060 100 credit points

01:30:33.560 I mean what do you need credit for

01:30:34.740 100 credit points

01:30:35.660 Dude you can

01:30:36.940 You can easily get back

01:30:38.180 100 credit points

01:30:39.120 Like that's not

01:30:39.820 Like too hard

01:30:40.900 No no no

01:30:42.120 Oh you can't get it back

01:30:42.960 It has to be a lifelong trade

01:30:43.980 So like

01:30:44.420 My credit score is 820

01:30:45.740 I'm 720 1.00

01:30:46.540 But I got a fucking 10 inch dick 1.00

01:30:47.960 720 that's still fine 1.00

01:30:48.140 No 720

01:30:48.880 Let's go

01:30:49.960 You can still get any loan

01:30:50.820 You really want

01:30:51.500 Go

01:30:52.280 I'm in the 800s too

01:30:53.600 So like yeah 1.00

01:30:54.180 Fuck yeah 1.00

01:30:54.520 Dude you know how 1.00

01:30:55.280 Do you know how special you are 1.00

01:30:56.840 If you got a 10 inch dick 1.00

01:30:57.740 And a 720 credit score 1.00

01:30:58.880 You are special

01:31:00.100 Yeah

01:31:00.940 What other things would you trade

01:31:03.980 Like these trade offs for

01:31:05.760 Like would you be like

01:31:06.600 Okay I'll take

01:31:07.380 10 IQ points

01:31:08.900 Like I would trade an inch 1.00

01:31:10.680 Off my dick to dunk 1.00

01:31:11.600 Oh 1.00

01:31:13.340 Do you say the same height

01:31:17.600 You're just like

01:31:18.180 You just take an inch off

01:31:19.180 You can

01:31:19.600 But now I got vert bro

01:31:21.060 You just get a better

01:31:21.760 Yeah better vertical

01:31:22.700 Yeah

01:31:23.080 I think the question is

01:31:25.020 What do I have to offer

01:31:25.920 What do I have that's extra to offer

01:31:27.420 I'm not sure

01:31:28.060 To get more

01:31:29.880 Well credit score for one

01:31:30.860 If you're in the 800s

01:31:32.560 Honestly like once you're above 700

01:31:34.360 You know like

01:31:35.180 But that's it

01:31:35.640 You're like

01:31:36.000 You're kind of

01:31:36.520 You mean

01:31:36.820 You're going to be fine

01:31:37.680 Like whatever you go to do

01:31:38.880 There's not going to be

01:31:39.600 Like and so

01:31:40.700 If you get down to 700

01:31:41.580 Like whatever

01:31:42.620 100 credit score points

01:31:43.660 Here's the hard one

01:31:44.660 Would you trade 10 points

01:31:45.780 Of your IQ 1.00

01:31:46.260 For an extra inch of dick 1.00

01:31:47.780 I did 1.00

01:31:50.300 A long time ago

01:31:55.760 We'll catch you guys

01:31:57.140 In the penthouse 0.99

01:31:57.820 If you want to fucking 0.99

01:31:58.600 See the ginormous 1.00

01:32:00.820 Baby dick 1.00

01:32:01.240 You want to see it 1.00

01:32:01.780 I'm telling you

01:32:02.340 You want to see it

01:32:02.840 Apparently you want to see 1.00

01:32:03.420 It's a man who has his dick 1.00

01:32:04.620 Caught in a cock ring 1.00

01:32:05.880 And then it gets cut off 0.98

01:32:06.960 In the hospital 1.00

01:32:07.260 Not just his dick 1.00

01:32:08.560 His dick and balls 1.00

01:32:09.860 It's crazy 1.00

01:32:10.560 Any plugs

01:32:11.720 Before we get out of here

01:32:12.640 Because we don't do plugs anymore

01:32:13.820 I'm doing a morning stream

01:32:14.740 In the morning

01:32:15.200 So check on over to

01:32:16.180 No Way Jose

01:32:16.980 The morning dump

01:32:17.840 Is what I'm calling him

01:32:18.560 I'll probably be covering

01:32:19.300 The whole shooting thing

01:32:20.160 Going to all the different

01:32:21.360 Threads and stuff

01:32:22.240 If you want to support my work

01:32:23.480 Subscribe on X

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01:32:27.420 I'm going to follow 1.00

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01:32:37.280 We're going to be live again tomorrow

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01:32:48.560 Tomorrow night

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01:33:14.760 Toad is sick

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01:33:19.220 They made Dave Smith all his 0.90

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01:33:43.180 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks. 0.94

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