Tower Gang - #NEVERFORGET： Ep 115 - Chicken Washers

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00:00:23.660 of your totem what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a third of my 1.00

00:00:31.380 dick into toads mussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a boner i don't know when i say 1.00

00:00:39.280 fuck the jews it means i'm horny hello is me i'm retarded any of you guys ever had the mythical 1.00

00:00:45.380 where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit with it the three of you had a threesome of 1.00

00:00:51.200 some kind i was watching it and jerking off 1.00

00:00:54.660 he was a tin in real life she's like a dead eight 0.98

00:01:02.660 lewis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang that is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:01:10.800 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:01:12.740 it's not what this show is about this shit is retarded 1.00

00:01:20.900 welcome everybody it's wednesday you know what that means hide the blacks hide the jews we're 1.00

00:01:29.240 fucking running around here like a bunch of white racists are you ready to rock as always we got the 1.00

00:01:33.820 most racist man who's ever been brown mr top lobster top lobster.com we got toad aka tower gag toad make 1.00

00:01:41.160 sure you follow him on twitter it's the only thing keeping him alive we got fat comic dave aka cole 0.99

00:01:47.180 what's up brother jacked like a motherfucker just totally obsessed with the gym now went from being 0.98

00:01:51.660 a fat midget to a jacked midget and then we got mr jose galison the original jacked midget that's true 0.99

00:01:58.180 i am most of those buyers too and i've already gotten too lazy to keep up with

00:02:02.200 the host of no way jose mr jose galison what's up our gang jose thank you for joining us also it's

00:02:09.580 gonna be back i missed last week and it was sad but it is sad dude i almost thought about joining

00:02:14.620 from the er but i was like my wife might get mad about that and the nurses might throw us out for

00:02:19.760 saying racist comments but liz needs to get with the program though like this is once a week for 1.00

00:02:25.060 like an hour and a half she's gotta bill you know find a way to bill let you make time for this i don't

00:02:29.460 think it's asking a whole lot does she realize how low you are on pto time

00:02:32.980 that's yeah it's true no it's 100 it's real it's oh i think about my actual job because i'm a low on

00:02:39.300 that too i had to take like two days off last week and i was like damn i don't have enough

00:02:43.800 don't you work from home yeah but i mean like i still i'm i'm an honorable man i still you actually

00:02:49.440 work wow yeah i mean sometimes it's very difficult for cole to be in the er and not put nigg before it 0.99

00:02:56.420 i really can't believe you complained about running out of pto when you work from home like 0.93

00:03:02.920 who gives a fuck i i feel bad i feel like i am i don't know i'm morally if you run out pto 0.99

00:03:11.260 which is kind of like you could just be like well this is what i'm doing what are you gonna do stop 0.99

00:03:16.940 me go to my house you actually have to do something else or what like were you sick i don't understand

00:03:22.460 how do you call home i took off the next day after my son was in your just because like

00:03:26.580 i don't know i just didn't want to work and so i was like and so i could have just said i was

00:03:32.160 working because i was at home and i did get a couple calls but i didn't do anything like 0.94

00:03:36.620 i hate all you motherfuckers i'm a true i'm a true i'm a true capitalist because i even 0.99

00:03:42.620 i try to work for the man as hard as i can you know why do you hate us 1.00

00:03:46.640 maybe i just wish i was fired over the vax dude fucking leave 0.99

00:03:54.260 you can quit just leave you can quit at the time you want 0.99

00:03:57.620 it is the it is the craziest thing but then i don't take you seriously when you're like 0.99

00:04:03.640 you guys just got so good fucking like i just hate my life everything sucks like you're like yeah 0.99

00:04:09.560 he literally was complaining today about his commute that is nine miles and takes two hours 0.99

00:04:14.820 yeah and i was like leave leave boston it's the fuck out like you don't have to be there and he 0.95

00:04:21.400 and he was like i had to commute two hours both ways on public transit yeah i can understand why

00:04:27.380 you'd be suicidal don't do that no excuse that's the most frustrating part like i could understand

00:04:32.100 like top like top he moved and that was like incredibly top has a family yeah he's brown he has

00:04:38.280 like if he was still in boston and he was like credit scores brown yeah if he was still in boston

00:04:43.940 and bitching kind of uh sort of like toad does i would i would be i'd be more sympathetic if i could 0.99

00:04:49.200 get it dude your family's there it's hard like so much logistics to like this and that like it's 0.99

00:04:53.980 my family is here but look fuck your family your family hates you toad they told us i'm not i'm not 0.99

00:05:01.420 jose keeps keeps increasing our age i'm i'm in my late 40s toad is in his mid 40s 1.00

00:05:07.840 dude i'm not i'm not a i'm not a ruthless cosmopolitan like uh top all right you're like 0.99

00:05:14.500 you cause you like you live in a city take your mom and sister with you fuck like no you're like 0.99

00:05:21.920 you need to get out of here too as metropolitan that's my sister is out on the road actually she 1.00

00:05:26.220 is actually rude or see a grown man and go i did see your sister on the corner this weekend 0.87

00:05:31.680 or when you kill yourself just make it entertaining please jesus christ that's all i ask my sister's

00:05:37.380 an amazon baby she's like 5 11 it's just so frustrating it would be so easy for you so easy

00:05:42.980 i'm assuming you have a decent amount of equity in your house because you've said you've owned that 0.98

00:05:46.600 house for a long period of time i guess you have equity in that fucking tv behind you jesus what is 0.98

00:05:50.780 that like an 85 dude 75 he has he has equity in a home in a shithole blue state and he's not 0.98

00:05:57.800 liquidating it at some point like i'm going to be mean to you and i haven't been mean yet i haven't

00:06:03.540 started yet it's not started i'm still holding up top has he he flipped the switch last week i'm

00:06:09.460 about to you need to sell top today said he may block you on twitter like ironically this is i think

00:06:17.320 this is a path for happiness for you yeah top is the joking type yeah tell your house he's on tower 0.98

00:06:23.740 gang sell your house quit your job move to florida get like five acres and a fucking trailer they'll 0.99

00:06:30.080 get addicted to meth a thousand bucks you'll have an alligator there you get you buy some vietnamese 1.00

00:06:35.580 lady boy you know fucking fucking alligator it's like really leathery and shit that that 1.00

00:06:40.340 sounds interesting it's about the same as poppy so 1.00

00:06:43.800 look look man that pussy has teeth all right 1.00

00:06:53.820 she's like our number one fan i know 0.99

00:06:57.900 there's two ways to do it you either live stream it as like a really fun like jump off of what's the

00:07:07.360 what's the biggest uh like skyscraper in boston the john hancock tower jump off of that and film it 0.98

00:07:14.040 that'd be great or that's poetic building and just blow up that's some real libertarian shit 0.89

00:07:19.800 you should do it in front of that mlk statue that would be dope protest that or the george floyd statue 0.97

00:07:27.420 oh that's in that's in boston they probably i don't know if it's in boston just go to it

00:07:32.680 just go to it like dude you should self-immolate in front of a george floyd statue

00:07:36.760 and scream i'm on tower gang 0.99

00:07:40.520 before you start screaming and paying imagine all the online schizos like what does this mean

00:07:49.020 imagine he survives and then he now he's just on tower again but badly burned 0.99

00:07:55.940 all those skin graft people you can see like their skin looks so terrible it just looks like a fucking 1.00

00:08:02.420 he looks like like poppy's pussy 1.00

00:08:04.020 sorry he's on here and he's still making terrible jokes but like everyone is in pain 1.00

00:08:11.220 yeah get it get out get out get the fuck out of there toad but boston by the way they they had a 0.98

00:08:20.220 statue of abraham lincoln and it's in like this square called lincoln square and it's still called 0.99

00:08:25.760 that i'm pretty sure but they removed the statue because it was lincoln like sitting in a chair and

00:08:31.080 he had a slave shining his shoes oh nice of course they they remove it for the one reason they

00:08:37.920 shouldn't what do they what do they do with the removed statues does someone get to keep them a

00:08:41.400 freed slave oh yeah i don't know yeah they probably put them they put them in like a museum but like in

00:08:47.340 the back in the warehouse and listen when tower gang gets its studios and we really take this thing

00:08:51.820 off we're buying like some of the most racist statues and that'll be right if you're watching

00:08:55.900 investment opportunity yeah he's big on the culture war we can buy all of the confederate statues and

00:09:03.500 just you know how people have those uh like roman statue gardens i think we should do that but with

00:09:08.820 all the racist statues i think it'd be great it honestly would be like i would unironically love to

00:09:15.120 own a bunch of confederate statues oh my god like it's like almost like you got this museum like

00:09:20.220 building almost and it like that's the studio and you have a whole column like a mausoleum

00:09:24.740 and beside them there's statues there's like hitler mao and they're like and they're like it's so

00:09:29.940 disparate and they're like what connects all these they're racist when you go to tim

00:09:36.080 guys when he when he shows you like the oh here's the skate park we're like well actually this guy here

00:09:41.620 this statue he killed a hundred blacks this guy hung he hung 50 in one night this guy really hated

00:09:48.540 taiwanese i don't get it yeah this guy anyway this is studio no you know you know we should have i

00:09:54.560 don't know if it's in uh the uh spreadsheet but remember we had that a picture of that

00:09:58.560 micropenis statue we should have a garden full of those all the the greek statues of micropenises

00:10:04.840 oh yeah washed up but they don't take those down micropenai they're not taking those uh the greek 0.97

00:10:10.660 statues down they're just taking down the really cool statues of like cool guys throughout will you

00:10:14.980 promise to move no he won't for jose's sake he i think he enjoys bitching every day i think 0.85

00:10:23.600 i only conclusion toad is actually in a like a lifelong pain olympics and it's it's just it's like his

00:10:32.540 thing with his it's it's the the random saturday headaches that he had for years and he's just

00:10:36.840 like i just soldiered through it's like but now he's doing that with every day of his life i like how

00:10:41.500 it turned into soldier through and clearly he said power through this is one of the mandela moments

00:10:46.440 but he might have said soldier through i might have said both i don't know oh yeah the soldier

00:10:53.340 through comment from last week that was that was pretty great that episode was good and i know i

00:11:04.920 know you don't believe we can do good without you but that episode was funny man it was missing

00:11:08.480 it was missing the coal filler like of course fills in the gaps of like sometimes there'll be a silence

00:11:13.480 where we're like all right now who's gonna talk and it's always coal coal's gonna come in with like

00:11:17.440 the next retarded thing that no one is the color commentary in our color commentary show 0.98

00:11:22.920 anti-colored commentary

00:11:28.740 personal color commentary like uh you know when you like just find like a little bit of like 0.92

00:11:35.980 cum in your uh stomach hair and you're like wait a minute when did this get here like 0.99

00:11:40.300 who's is this like that's who's is this what the fuck are you talking about 0.99

00:11:45.760 there's too many guys i don't know i've never i've never wondered if i found any of that 0.99

00:11:54.640 where the fuck did that even come from that was so goddamn where were you where were you going 0.94

00:11:59.060 with it please now i'm gonna get into this like that was like the highest thing like like one 0.99

00:12:04.860 of those like really high thoughts to where you just tell toad like this extrapolate keep going

00:12:08.940 what were you saying yeah you thought top took something before the show maybe it was me 0.99

00:12:13.140 yeah another dude's dick he's just like i'll get them to shut the fuck up about moving 1.00

00:12:19.720 yeah exactly the only thing i'm just i understand what toad is saying because every so often if i do 1.00

00:12:29.380 if i jerk off in the shower at all like i will get cum in my feet hair that would be the only like 0.96

00:12:35.740 what you never i know he's a hobbit you ever done that come on you ever done that movie i mean 0.99

00:12:42.480 obviously any man has done that movie they come on their tummy at least once yeah oh yeah and then 0.98

00:12:46.720 you wipe it off but like i guess there's times where you probably miss a spot or something yeah

00:12:50.820 and you wake up and then like oh your little like happy trail is all crusty you're like what the 0.97

00:12:54.580 fuck you know yeah no mine is on my do you let me tell you here like this is what happened yeah yeah 0.99

00:13:00.160 yeah i agree with you jose but do you ever fucking wake up and go 1.00

00:13:04.120 whose is this i never wonder whose it is that's mom turn it off real quick so this happened to me 0.93

00:13:11.340 like i don't even remember a while ago but like a woman on top right the deal is done all finished

00:13:17.620 hopefully i'm just saying whatever and it's just it's just someone doesn't yeah some some woman or 1.00

00:13:23.700 possibly a guy you're done they get up and and you feel a warm drop on you yep and you're like yeah

00:13:31.320 then you're like whose was that and it was clearly yours but it's almost disrespectful in a way i feel

00:13:38.000 like like did you just squirt on me it's very oh i thought you were saying that you should say that

00:13:44.300 to them in that moment be like who's is that 0.99

00:13:46.560 bitch i didn't come 1.00

00:13:51.760 how long has that been 1.00

00:13:55.100 it is very weird whenever you do pull out and there is something on your penis that wasn't there 0.99

00:14:03.700 before and it wasn't it's not yours like what the fuck are you talking like like if they're usually 0.99

00:14:10.880 it happens when they're on their period and so like it's it's just like it's not blood it's like a 0.98

00:14:16.340 clump yeah or or some wagulated a little yeah it's a glob of dried period blood man 1.00

00:14:22.560 toad you'll know what you're talking about in your pull out a ring with your fucking peanut 1.00

00:14:26.560 peanut hole like if we go squeeze that out the vagina and you get a boot or something like 1.00

00:14:31.860 honestly you know how much i love the jews but that's the most that's the most base thing about 1.00

00:14:36.360 the jews where they're like like their wife is just starting to like they already know the 0.96

00:14:39.940 schedule and they're like you're sleeping in the other room oh yeah like they don't even like 0.99

00:14:43.880 don't kiss me on the lips don't look at me directly don't turn the lights on i'm like damn 0.98

00:14:47.920 that's base but everything else they do is fucking shitty but that's pretty cool dude it's it's amazing 1.00

00:14:51.500 that they even made it to six million of them because they only fucked like one week out of 0.98

00:14:56.940 the month like that's it that's the only time that you can that's the only month that's the 0.99

00:15:00.140 only week that it matters it's when it's like shit's ready to go and they're all horned up 1.00

00:15:04.800 well you know when they fuck they fuck i heard they they fuck yeah but did you know that 1.00

00:15:09.780 stop the coming there's no like all the foreskin is gone so it's just all not gonna get caught 1.00

00:15:18.000 in anything it's going straight all down like down the two it doesn't seem scientific but i'm

00:15:22.540 nodding along anyways i think there's something to it honestly if code said that we would all make

00:15:27.340 fun of them that's true yeah cole what do you not know nothing about anatomy uh did you know that 1.00

00:15:34.420 i do not know nothing or orthodox jews orthodox jews when they die when they die fucking dumb ass 1.00

00:15:41.640 i do not know nothing and just like add that to the intro very very play-doh reverse play-doh i love 1.00

00:15:51.040 it with the beard it's it is it is kind of with the with the beard that he's got going on the 0.98

00:15:55.580 beard like i said it's like elizabeth's calling me abraham today and i smacked a bitch for sitting 1.00

00:15:59.980 that with jewish i can see ibrahim i would much rather be a jethro than an abraham when it yo when 0.99

00:16:08.520 you're when you just got stubble i like i my dick is full fully erect but like right now i got i know 0.99

00:16:14.160 i gotta cut it dude it's it's it's not good i guess so my dick is not nearly as hard the fun thing 0.99

00:16:19.180 though is i don't know if anybody else i guess uh you look like a rat that lives out of his van right 1.00

00:16:23.980 now shout out to travis the uh the like the mustache hairs that go into your mouth like get 0.88

00:16:32.760 on your lip yeah i cannot stop like playing in with those like yeah my mouth it is i bite them 0.87

00:16:38.360 off i'm out of my mind i'll if they're in the corner i'm like i'm just fucking bite them it's 0.97

00:16:42.880 crazy i'll sit there and do this all i do that all day just like sit there with my bottom lip and 0.98

00:16:47.280 and this thing i've got chapped lips from doing it too much yeah no i fucking hate that so you gotta 0.98

00:16:53.760 yeah you gotta trim the hair so you have to fucking mouth i hate that but did what i was gonna say is 0.99

00:16:58.680 did you know that orthodox jews when they die they don't go to heaven i know go directly to hell 1.00

00:17:06.100 where they belong yes but it is obvious it's traditional they they're not even people we told

00:17:11.160 no no they no they ceremonially uh will collect where do lizards go when they die

00:17:16.200 they ceremonially collect all of the person's bodily fluids and bury them with them so like 0.85

00:17:25.800 what do they have to do they have to like go out and like collect like oh you jizzed in this person

00:17:29.400 we got to go collect all your bodily fluids oh i don't think they do that oh you the entire premise

00:17:34.660 because we were having fun oh you donated uh to a sperm bank you gotta uh i don't know

00:17:39.540 oh that actually makes sense though they're like we know what you guys do to banks

00:17:47.900 there's a run on the sperm bank what did the jew do you know that the jews have been kicked out of

00:17:57.140 187 sperm banks did you know that i donated to one in college oh god that poor woman 1.00

00:18:06.380 she's like i hope i got a stud well it was like uh i don't even know if i got a stud finder

00:18:14.800 it was like this clinic but it was kind of just like i don't know like a waiting room and then

00:18:18.880 like a bathroom and they're like hey i can go in here and like i don't know jizz in this cup

00:18:22.680 i like the thought that it wasn't sperm bank you know i think it was in a homeless shelter

00:18:26.240 you gave him a solo cup we have some playboys in there and then they paid me with taco bell 1.00

00:18:31.960 afterwards it was pretty weird oh my god you did not go to a sperm bank yeah you gave plasma 1.00

00:18:37.440 you idiot shit you came into the plasma uh dispenser or collector that's terrible yeah i i guess i don't 1.00

00:18:47.660 know the whole thing was a little weird it was i don't know it was just to get like 50 bucks or 1.00

00:18:51.800 some shit there i think i think they said 50 bucks a taco bell yeah god damn yeah i bet you you own 0.98

00:18:59.700 that taco bell you go in there be like i want to buy i want to franchise this no because i blew i blew 0.99

00:19:05.060 it all on a taco bell challenge so i don't know what that means i don't know if that is either but

00:19:09.680 it has something to do with gambling i swear to god i'm gonna block your code oh go ahead tell us

00:19:13.880 what it is oh i'll tell you uh so it's you spend 30 dollars at taco bell you have to have multiple

00:19:21.860 people do it because it's a competition you spend 30 dollars and you can have no it was like the

00:19:26.600 hardest part is finding the friends it was really difficult i'm sorry this just sounds pathetic to

00:19:33.480 me that like you get with a friend like you know what we're gonna do we're gonna eat a bunch of 0.88

00:19:37.040 fucking taco bell so you can do it i will say jose this is a college thing this is definitely 0.97

00:19:41.340 something that you would do i don't know i think i guess i did cool as shit in the semester i was 0.99

00:19:44.980 in college but i guess that's why i only did semester think about what the prices were like

00:19:48.740 at taco bell in like 2006 though oh yeah that's retarded amount of right so we're talking about 0.94

00:19:53.340 that you it's you have to spend 30 dollars and you cannot repeat any menu items and you can only get 0.94

00:19:58.280 one beverage so you have to like really strategize this shit so i was like getting really autistic and 0.98

00:20:04.140 thinking like like what's the most expensive shit like yeah you can't like qualify it as like a 0.98

00:20:09.420 repeat so i'm like so i woke up and i was just myself all day everything is just it's gotta have 0.98

00:20:14.820 like steak in it so you're upgrading the steak upgrading the steak and then like your one beverage

00:20:19.500 you're getting like a large water because it like costs as much as a another drink and it is large

00:20:24.480 water costs zero dollars i don't understand wait it didn't at this place it was a fountain drink and

00:20:30.480 i filled it with water what's the challenge are you trying to buy everything no no no i spent 30

00:20:35.640 dollars and i need it all you know yeah it sounds like that taco bell made it up and then got suckers 0.97

00:20:40.180 like fucking toe to go in there and spend 30 are you in a fraternity and yes or no no uh so okay well 0.95

00:20:47.640 it seems like some activity a nerd fraternity answer to this question though quickly the the winner of 0.99

00:20:52.960 the taco bell challenge is the first person to finish all of the stuff that they want so that's

00:20:57.040 how it works and it is you win what it is a shitload of uh money people put in money oh okay okay yeah

00:21:04.120 all right whatever i mean i guess i'd be down but i'd be like right so and i was not in a frat but i

00:21:11.080 was in uh i was in the men's glee club at my at my college uh and it was frat like i would say there

00:21:18.960 was there was a frat that had a lot of the glee club people and it was kind of like the glee club 0.83

00:21:22.760 it was a frat but like no sorority i was i was not in that uh there were some sorority bitches i'm 1.00

00:21:28.180 telling you yes that's monster university real quick that is a thing in college there are the 0.92

00:21:33.100 nerd fraternities and there are not a lot of hot chicks go there but there's a decent amount and 1.00

00:21:37.800 if you're a decent dude you can just come and swoop them away from the nerds i used to go hang out 0.91

00:21:41.600 the nerd fraternities like they're always chill as fuck like to talk about stuff i like to talk about 0.99

00:21:45.460 and i fuck big old titty goth bitches i know i know what you're talking about yeah well there was some sort 1.00

00:21:49.940 of i'm paying a bunch of sixes over not getting an eight like yeah there was like kind of hazing 1.00

00:21:56.180 dog the hazing was just kind of like like you go to like the wrath skeller which is like this

00:22:02.220 like basement basically where everybody's just binge drinking you basically just have to drink as

00:22:06.780 much as possible to prove that you're uh yeah that's not hazing valid that's called that's called

00:22:11.760 a house party yeah it's the most autistic way to describe you know the coming of age yeah like well

00:22:18.420 we have these drinks and then you have this like kind of weird ethereal peer pressure in the air

00:22:22.900 i don't know then you just keep doing it and then you smoke a doobie

00:22:26.740 right you start to spin around a little bit you see a girl you want to talk to you don't talk to 0.61

00:22:32.660 or you go home then you go to the taco bell you get 30 dollars worth of food and you shit your pants 0.60

00:22:36.480 well the men's glee club was interesting because we would go no it wasn't yeah 0.99

00:22:41.460 the men's glee club was not interesting no we got we got to we got to perform in spain and shit like 0.87

00:22:47.020 that but we we also how many of how many of the the men in the glee club that you you sang with how 0.73

00:22:52.780 many of them still have hair how many of them killed themselves at least at least one of them you

00:23:00.660 could argue killed himself because it was he was such a drug addict so yep exactly well one of those

00:23:06.720 guys is dead r.i.p jeremy don't talk so all i'm learning is like toad started his gambling and

00:23:13.320 alcohol first name very early like he was like what a time it was college did this guy compete

00:23:20.260 in the taco bell challenge by chance no i don't believe so smart guy yeah uh i don't know jeremy

00:23:27.020 said i'm getting out of boston one way or the other he killed himself the old-fashioned way

00:23:31.320 i don't know like like most of the people uh in the glee club he was like very likely homosexual but

00:23:37.760 like we never actually confirmed that i don't know that's how i feel about you no so no we would

00:23:45.020 well it was very disappointing for uh the women when we went we'd go on these like tours to all

00:23:50.760 these women were disappointed when they thought we were gay they saw the glee club come in and that 1.00

00:23:55.860 pussy got wet hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on i like 1.00

00:23:59.540 there are women there and you're surrounded by a bunch of gay glee club dudes yeah and you still 1.00

00:24:06.300 don't fuck any of these bitches look we yeah we went we'd go to well yeah look yeah yeah we'd go 1.00

00:24:13.060 to all these all women's colleges so whenever they saw like any men whatsoever it was like they were 1.00

00:24:17.800 like crowding around the bus when we got there i just realized what a fucking perfect scam being 0.99

00:24:23.680 maybe some mistakes were made hold on oh my god just nothing but gay dudes and chicks like and the 0.99

00:24:28.520 gay dudes bring in the chicks even more like exactly i want to say this uh exactly turned down 0.99

00:24:34.440 more pussy than any of us has gotten is what he's trying to say here which is kind of chadly 0.99

00:24:38.280 still not true that's right but he's just saying like he it's a nice sentiment it's a nice sentiment 0.98

00:24:42.880 but it's just not well i don't know the frame of mind perspective dude i'm telling you man i i turned

00:24:47.980 a different perspective that's what he's saying i i turned a totally autistic perspective yeah 0.99

00:24:53.800 i'll translate for toad he's saying he could have got a lot of pussy but he turned it down 1.00

00:24:58.320 he says this all the time is reality no i could have time with the bros that's way more better 1.00

00:25:02.660 than pussy way more way more better that's a double positive yeah i don't know no yeah i turned 0.99

00:25:11.220 down better square in uh avignon when i was 16 yeah we know about the foursome you tried to turn 0.99

00:25:17.160 down with cole uh yeah i was turning down something else during that okay all right let's get to the

00:25:25.320 mailbag enough i don't even know what that means all right this was a that was a 25 minute banter

00:25:30.800 congrats guys that was impressive we did it we did it it was all just bullying sometimes i will i come

00:25:37.500 into the show i'm like do we have content and the answer is always no and look at that 25 minutes we

00:25:42.880 did on nothing oh easy dude i could do i could do that for the rest of the show that's what we did 0.99

00:25:46.620 last week just ripped the whole episode of bullying we're like the fuck it dicky get out of here 0.98

00:25:50.820 we're gonna rip the rest of the episode we're doing we'll do the mailbag but it sucked last 0.98

00:25:56.900 week so okay all right so the mailbag was weak last week yeah sorry but liminal vibration actually 0.97

00:26:04.000 a video with his entry and and so his question has is it him masturbating no it is not him

00:26:11.240 that's disappointing i am i am disappointed by that all right let's watch so his question has to do

00:26:17.960 with the video okay all right he's pushing it most of her life in plymouth and had the accent we have

00:26:23.920 set a bad precedent here until recently yeah fish and chips chips i say that right yeah three and a

00:26:32.240 half years ago she was rushed into hospital with a migraine which left her with a voice she didn't

00:26:38.000 recognize so this is have i not actually heard the maya voice oh she's asian 0.88

00:26:43.180 wait wait wait wait her initial response we're talking about fish and chips the title of the video

00:26:49.200 she woke up speaking chinese or not speaking chinese i didn't see the title

00:26:52.720 chinese accent missed opportunity to call it fish and chinks though

00:26:57.300 like i woke up and i thought i just spoke black she's staying character it's the perfect troll 0.57

00:27:05.620 speak she speak a good any grift yeah but like that not me no more

00:27:12.180 sarah has been diagnosed with foreign accent syndrome 1.00

00:27:18.260 although it's good foreign accent syndrome she's been diagnosed being a lying bitch 1.00

00:27:27.860 there's nothing foreign about it dude she doesn't even look asian like what is going on here 1.00

00:27:35.640 yeah because it's one of the time in china to pick up the accent so it's impossible 0.98

00:27:41.140 what the fuck tough night night bus although she doesn't know oh my god imagine going through 0.92

00:27:48.120 speech therapy while you're faking it i mean she's just diagnosed with racism that's that's what's 0.99

00:27:56.380 going on comfortable with my speech now we can't give you any definitive answers about exactly what's

00:28:03.020 happening which is why we're following she's a liar's journey yeah some small changes happened within her

00:28:08.720 brain and they're hilarious but it's a lie you know what's amazing about this this is like that 0.90

00:28:13.460 uh south park where cartman could just like yell all these like despite curse words and slurs

00:28:18.660 where he got Tourette's and then yeah blame it on Tourette's sorry that he actually got Tourette's

00:28:22.340 yeah so you can be completely racist you can be massively racist and just say you have foreign

00:28:27.740 accents syndrome yeah that's what i was saying oh i just woke up i had a headache it's not nothing i

00:28:34.380 can do to stop with this i'm so sorry all right so his question is in relation to the above clip

00:28:41.420 if y'all woke up with foreign accent syndrome tomorrow what would be yours oh i'd be black 0.98

00:28:47.500 as a motherfucker uh honestly i'd be british because i feel like that like british like it's 0.99

00:28:53.040 pretty sexy i was just thinking what sounds more retarded like a chinese accent or a british accent 0.99

00:28:58.740 although i like a cocky british accent oh i bro oh yeah that'd be pretty hot like oh god 0.97

00:29:04.820 i think it's got to be black though because then you get the the n-word pass 0.86

00:29:12.400 no you don't oh you still look like you know you don't get it you just act like you have it

00:29:18.220 i mean if you sell it you're still gonna get laid out but it'd be funny 0.99

00:29:24.500 white dudes if they can sell it they can get away with it it's only like the fucking like 1.00

00:29:29.980 uh like the white women that will be like you can't say that like everyone else is kind of like 1.00

00:29:34.760 well i mean dude he's like completely look at his body language look at how he speaks like that's 0.63

00:29:39.680 clearly how he's raised who gives a fuck exactly yeah but you have to actually be hood you can't 0.98

00:29:44.680 be you have to actually commit to it you'd have to become a wigger basically because like this but 1.00

00:29:51.480 your wardrobe everything he didn't commit to it she didn't dress up in a fucking kimono 1.00

00:29:56.720 and like put on that weird like white face with the big little fucking weird little pointy hats 0.98

00:30:01.920 and the little rope no she didn't dress like a geisha which is no she just like she just had a british 1.00

00:30:07.840 asian accent that she was obviously faking and like i'd be based if she had if she had just gone 0.97

00:30:12.700 all in and she was like i'm gonna fucking be a geisha now that'd be sick yeah yeah then i would 1.00

00:30:16.960 believe her but no the i can't just stop her oh you need to become indian you have to shit in 0.99

00:30:23.420 the street and then like own a 7-eleven like you just have to do like immediately just buy it like 1.00

00:30:27.840 a 7-eleven i hope this bitch started fundraisers and shit for awareness and all sorts of everything 1.00

00:30:32.860 i don't you must have bound my feet my feet are too large i cannot fit into the shoe 1.00

00:30:37.520 the other one is you you could just uh be a like a white woman and then you just have to transition 0.99

00:30:44.300 like i think someone said it in the uh the chat just like just be like i'm a white woman now 1.00

00:30:48.820 and you just talk like a fucking idiot um i would opt for africaner i would love to be that 1.00

00:30:55.060 oh yeah like the south africans kind of guy just the south africans yeah that'd be true that sounds 1.00

00:30:59.240 pretty cool no no yeah that clicks and i mean the good thing about that is no one would know if i

00:31:12.460 could actually speak it or not yeah it's like yeah one of the 10 000 people that speak this

00:31:17.820 language in africa are gonna see me yeah sure they're gonna see me on their obama phones

00:31:24.160 south american tribe that doesn't even completely have a full language it's more just like

00:31:29.900 you know sounds to call out to other people for hunting trips and stuff like like animal noise it's

00:31:35.100 like oh yeah now the other one is uh there's a funny thing about it like kind of on family guy

00:31:41.220 when uh peter becomes an uber driver and all of a sudden it becomes like uh middle eastern like

00:31:46.540 that would be the other one you just start you just become a middle eastern man just put on a ton of

00:31:50.620 cologne get a bunch of chest hair wear like persian specifically yeah yeah persian wear like a big 0.85

00:31:55.860 like gold chain yeah and then just like yell on a fucking um like a bluetooth uh headset just all the 0.93

00:32:03.680 time just be on the phone just that would be pretty based uh peter did it with uh with italians as 0.57

00:32:08.800 well they're black different episode yeah exactly i don't know if you saw that video this week for

00:32:13.680 that documentary where like there was oh i saw it yeah the guys got pulled over by some like nigerians 1.00

00:32:19.380 or something like that and they're about to like ship them off and they're like no no no they're

00:32:23.500 italian they're okay they're good i don't need that i've seen true romance man and i am sicilian so i

00:32:29.800 know how black i am yeah exactly i think we need to go back to occasionally i don't know how we

00:32:35.300 sound pretty cool i don't know italian accents yeah i don't know how we could coordinate this but

00:32:39.360 i do think we need to go back to the old ways and occasionally it'd be great if we could figure

00:32:43.840 a way to coordinate this slavery so yes that but also uh no no you know you back in the day

00:32:49.100 property women whenever toad bombed in a joke we would just all go completely silent all right 0.99

00:32:54.240 he's like he's like i would greatly prefer you guys all mock me every time i say that was a nick

00:33:04.620 thing and it kind of yes it was and it was funny in moderation it corrupts the flow of the episode

00:33:10.000 let it promise toad didn't say uh bad joe's in moderation so i need to watch myself you gotta do

00:33:15.580 like once that's where nick nick went wrong on the show he started getting like really mean to toad to

00:33:21.700 the point where when he saw you at tom woody slapped you and i i feel like i'm right he didn't 0.99

00:33:26.640 even know about the threesome at that point keep my wife name out your motherfucking hell he slapped 1.00

00:33:32.480 cole too i'm still keeping the proper level of petty so i'll never be really vicious towards him 0.99

00:33:39.080 that's that's as nice as i can be all right what's the next one what we got a little dick let's yeah 0.98

00:33:43.900 let's do it all right so novum says last week i got into a 75 mile per hour car accident shit was 0.99

00:33:51.780 whack what's y'all's closest death encounter i mean i've i fucking ran straight into a telephone pole 0.96

00:33:58.980 when i was in high school and i walked it off like a car fucking gee i mean i i i talked about mine uh 0.97

00:34:04.720 last week right like yeah let's retell that all there's painful minutes of it i had a stroke i had

00:34:09.980 that car we were joking i was going uh i was not going 75 like you but i was probably going like

00:34:15.520 40 50 went right into a telephone pole uh it was like the the road was kind of slick like it just 0.89

00:34:21.240 kind of froze over a little bit so it was kind of like a slick road and i fucking came around a 0.97

00:34:24.660 corner and i was kind of being retarded anyways and i kind of whoop fucking then right into it and 0.99

00:34:28.760 the funniest part is that like when i got up like i just walked it off like a g but like i completely 0.86

00:34:33.460 walked it off fine but in my head like literally my vision was flipped and i was just like

00:34:37.640 oh but like me being a dude just like i'm fine and i got like i like put on this like

00:34:41.640 masculine almost power i was in a i had my first car was a chevy geo tracker 0.99

00:34:48.100 and it was a junkyard but like shit yeah yeah it was it was a piece of shit which those are very 0.98

00:34:54.640 like prone to flipping over like they're they're uh they're top heavy um and also had different size 0.99

00:35:01.460 tires on the car as well and then it had it was the first rain of the summer uh and so like the 0.91

00:35:07.260 the roads are like super slick this is the type of shit that only someone that's plasma deficient 0.70

00:35:11.480 would yeah i was i was going around a corner same thing as jose and i turned and i felt the back uh 0.84

00:35:17.920 like passenger tire lift off the ground and i was like oh and then that thing just flipped turn me

00:35:23.880 around and i was going looking the opposite way and i flipped over into the ditch the thing was why it

00:35:28.940 was so like life-threatening like i was close to death because if i went off the other way it was a

00:35:34.640 hundred foot drop off like just down the hill yeah so like it was i said i went into like the

00:35:40.840 other way which was just like a little ditch and i flipped over and i was literally like upside down

00:35:46.600 and i and immediately i just called my mom and i was still like i was still well you were still

00:35:52.000 upside down yeah i was upside down so i called my mom i was like hey i just had a wreck and then like

00:35:56.320 i unhooked my um seat belt and i fell to the other side she was like what was that and i was like i just

00:36:01.440 unhooked my seat belt and i just hit the other side of the car she was like are you serious oh yeah

00:36:05.940 and it was uh um it was uh a convertible so you could push so i pushed up against the convertible and

00:36:14.340 crawled out and then i was like totally fine and i was you know what's funny like totaled 0.88

00:36:21.140 throughout this whole crash i could see him i could see cole with that goofy ass smile 0.97

00:36:25.600 like this pretty this sucks pretty bad it's just like yeah i was like i bet that's kind of sucked 0.95

00:36:33.640 i haven't had a ton of accents but i've actually had a lot of i've had way more close calls 0.62

00:36:38.160 and like moments where i'm like i think i'm gonna die or something crazy is happening and i don't know

00:36:43.340 about you guys when you've had moments like that i mean this isn't even me trying to like be machismo

00:36:47.460 because i will freak out after the fact but like i don't know maybe it's like from doing sports or

00:36:51.720 shit like that like whenever i'm in like a moment like that i'm always just laser focused like 0.73

00:36:55.860 all right well like i guess if i die i die like right now i'm at hand and i gotta deal with whatever 0.98

00:37:00.900 is coming to me you know you know what that's a sign of it means that your your fight fight or

00:37:04.960 flight mechanism is actually properly attuned it's like a it's like a soldier's fight or flight for 0.98

00:37:09.640 some bitch-ass men like if they actually end up in that they like they freeze or they panic or some 0.99

00:37:14.440 shit but i had the same thing when i shattered my hand when i went over the the handlebars in 0.99

00:37:18.700 central park in new york i i hit the ground i saw my hand was sideways and i i sat up and i looked at 0.99

00:37:24.360 my girlfriend and she's like are you okay and i was like absolutely not call the ambulance immediately 0.54

00:37:28.900 yeah i said i said it calm as fuck and she was like she starts laughing because i thought i was 0.91

00:37:34.000 playing around and i was like go to autistic problem solving i'm not playing 0.96

00:37:37.420 the bone sticking out and i was like no i'm not kidding please immediately call 911 ambulance 0.99

00:37:43.660 immediately it's like your rational brain is like well what's the point of being a bitch right now 1.00

00:37:47.360 like i'm either gonna die or i'm not like i gotta get through this exactly like you just it's like 0.99

00:37:52.000 it's game time it's go time there's no no bullshit in here the only other time was i was uh coming 0.99

00:37:57.800 home from work on the interstate and uh there was a truck came behind me and was being an asshole like 0.99

00:38:05.460 tailgating me and trying to go like you know i was already going like 10 over the speed limit and he 1.00

00:38:10.020 was right on my ass so i was like all right fuck this guy so i pulled up to the next person and it was 0.98

00:38:15.120 only two lanes wide so i pulled up next to him and then slowed down to like 65 when it was in a 70 1.00

00:38:18.880 uh which made him very angry so he pulled all the way over to the um the shoulder drove all like

00:38:26.340 went 90 miles an hour to pass and then all the way over into my lane again and then stomped on his

00:38:32.600 brakes oh so i that was me yeah so i had to stop on my brakes and in the middle of the interstate

00:38:39.620 i spun out and i was facing the wrong direction and the only there was nobody coming off like it

00:38:46.320 was that's what i was facing like i could tell it was the scary i was like oh shit so i but in my car

00:38:53.120 in my car they turn off obviously whenever that happened so i had to turn it back on and then like 0.84

00:38:57.580 drive and turn around in the fucking highway dude that was dude i'm good after that i uh didn't do 0.99

00:39:03.760 that to somebody for like a month and then i just i learned my lesson for 30 days i had another one 0.98

00:39:09.980 that was a pretty close call where i was driving home from work and i was kind of speeding along

00:39:13.620 this like straight stretch that was in this wooded area close to where my parents house is which is

00:39:19.140 where i was living at the time i swerved to avoid a squirrel that darted out in front of me and i lost

00:39:25.320 control of my car completely like 180 the car slammed into a tree i wound up off the road on the right

00:39:32.060 side of it completely spun around the other way and the tree missed me by like inches like it hit

00:39:37.320 like the front driver's side like real well you mean you missed the tree the tree was going for you man 0.95

00:39:43.300 yeah goddamn tree came out of nowhere yeah it was a matter of inches man good thing that tree didn't

00:39:49.260 have better aim i uh i think i already told my story so i'll just save you guys it yeah it's okay 0.98

00:39:55.420 we'll move on next topic my story uh probably probably on the tracks like uh i was i was a part of a big

00:40:01.780 uh i guess you call it a track explosion that was a lot of fun we were just like standing there and

00:40:07.260 somebody you ever seen a concrete saw like uh like they cut the concrete with yeah we use that to cut

00:40:14.300 rail but it's like three times larger it's called the slaughter and somebody was cutting the third rail

00:40:20.380 while while it was live okay whoa yeah for just freehand usually you gotta hook third rail don't

00:40:26.060 touch the third rail until it's cooled down a little bit we all know that you don't hit it

00:40:29.120 yeah they're supposed to test to make sure there's not 600 volts going through it so this guy he was

00:40:36.260 doing it and then uh he said the the hair on his arm started to stand up so he like let it go and when

00:40:42.940 he dropped it it bridged the other rail so now he made contact and the thing exploded and i'm just like 0.64

00:40:48.960 on the tracks and it was like boom like a fucking i was like oh my god i'm dead like right once i saw 0.97

00:40:54.220 the fire i turned this way like there's nowhere to go and but just like light light went by me and 0.98

00:40:59.660 it was like the most i thought i was gonna fucking die and if i was closer i probably would have died 0.94

00:41:03.580 but it was actually a train headed towards you no no no we know when the trains are coming that was 0.99

00:41:08.840 fucked up did the other guy die no he had like bad burns on his arm he's something because he like 0.96

00:41:14.380 threw when he threw it he gave him enough give himself enough time to like really like get and 0.99

00:41:18.700 like far enough away is it i guess the explosion seemed more intense because you're in a tunnel too

00:41:22.980 and it just like lit the whole thing yeah it was intense you know what's gay about life 0.82

00:41:27.080 like that dude should have superpowers now you know like yeah if you come that close to dying and you 0.97

00:41:33.360 get blasted by some sort of electrical explosion like why the fuck don't you have electrical power 0.85

00:41:38.060 he has superpowers he doesn't grow hair on his arm anymore we had a dude on the flight line uh back 0.96

00:41:43.820 when i like was a mechanic plane airplane mechanic military we had a dude who was there that i think

00:41:48.580 he got hit by lightning like on the flight line like something like three times it was retarded 0.95

00:41:52.060 and it's like i mean it was over a long period of time god wants you gone dude like a decade but it's

00:41:57.780 like just every time just like well i think he had weird health issues but it was like

00:42:02.100 you think it's like my big toe hurts sometimes but that's about it i have a headache every saturday

00:42:08.760 but i mean you are in a large flat surface consistently comes out in the two streams it

00:42:15.180 really sucks but that's i mean that is one of the worst places to be in a lightning storm like on a 0.99

00:42:19.440 fucking on a big old flight line with airplanes underneath a lightning bolt all that fucking 0.99

00:42:24.160 aluminum that is just wait does that happen to circumcised dudes like uh that that it comes 1.00

00:42:30.020 on two streams that happens to you guys oh yeah yeah no the the the whenever you're the middle 0.99

00:42:36.360 of your penis is stuck together and so yeah two streams yeah like what it is like sometimes i 0.99

00:42:42.700 always thought it was i always thought it was up the middle of your left overload where you're yeah 0.99

00:42:46.540 no it is kind of like kind of sheathed itself and it's like i don't know if maybe like i don't

00:42:51.340 know maybe it's because you're sweaty or what but then it kind of like sticks and you go to pee

00:42:54.340 and it's kind of cocked off the side because it's kind of like didn't unfurl like you don't

00:42:58.460 me like it's kind of like stuck to itself and then you like pee off in the corner unfurling 0.97

00:43:02.180 penis you know what i mean when you're when it kind of turtle turtles up you know and you're 0.95

00:43:08.620 not you haven't like really pulled it out to kind of like actually go swimming yeah something like

00:43:12.680 yeah yeah yeah it's all turtled up and then you go to pee but it's kind of like at a weird 0.99

00:43:17.000 cock how tiny like when travis said the uh my dick is so small that like the the whenever i get 1.00

00:43:23.200 done pissing it dribbles off my balls like you guys ever piss on your nut sack oh that's a son of a 1.00

00:43:31.000 bitch isn't it i pissed on my nut sack and i said whose is this we had a guy in my soccer team we 1.00

00:43:38.660 called uh dribbles because we we saw his dick once and it was like small but he had huge balls 1.00

00:43:42.920 we're like i bet you piss on your balls we're gonna call you dribble he's like god damn it 1.00

00:43:48.760 uh we have a we have a friend of ours that uh they couldn't get their son circumcised because his 1.00

00:43:53.780 dick was too small oh and i was like man that just like it's a baby it should be small how small is 1.00

00:44:00.060 this motherfucker elizabeth saw like uh like went over to their house they had like a play date or 1.00

00:44:04.400 something and she was like show me his dick no no like she got changed obviously it's a baby and 1.00

00:44:09.500 they were like and she was like it is very small like it is extremely small like i know this is 1.00

00:44:14.920 a long silence show me your baby's dick immediately imagine a long silence baby had a bigger penis than 1.00

00:44:20.580 this six month old i imagine a long silence i'm sitting there and then she just goes you know i 1.00

00:44:25.660 gotta see it this is gonna sound weird but i need to see that baby's dick right away yeah i gotta leave 1.00

00:44:32.540 soon so could you just show me his dick it's like the seinfeld ugly baby it's like the unspoken 1.00

00:44:38.840 thing but it's the it's the baby with the micro penis the baby baby dick all right what else you 1.00

00:44:44.100 got little dicky we're already at 45 so we probably ought to do one or two more of these and 1.00

00:44:47.900 skip the bracket that's what i'm trying to do that's why i'm like dragging this out we're like at this

00:44:53.600 point i mean i don't if you guys really object to it my baby wasn't actually in the er last week

00:44:57.840 i just wanted to skip the bracket we're in the final four it's two matches i don't want to talk

00:45:03.500 about it just do the next fucking question all right keith asks would you rather munch hillary 0.99

00:45:08.920 clinton's pussy on lindsey graham's body or suck lindsey graham's dick on hillary's body 1.00

00:45:13.860 oh my god wait what is the question if you'd rather you would you rather munch munch hillary 1.00

00:45:21.400 clinton's uh pussy on lindsey graham's soft shitty body i have to look at this point do you think they 1.00

00:45:28.240 mean like lindsey graham's body like almost like centaur type thing like two things conjoined 1.00

00:45:32.980 where it's like yeah it's lindsey graham's body and hillary clinton's pussy yes oh or i guess i'd go 1.00

00:45:39.740 pussy i guess because without hair or like you know with and then there's this uh fucking whoever 1.00

00:45:47.960 the i can't remember both awful choices obviously it is it's terrible like honestly and the only 1.00

00:45:52.740 the only thing that can decide this is i'm not gay so i'm not going to suck a penis yes yeah i 0.99

00:45:59.600 see andrew tate andrew tate clarified that that's a very flawed logic but only if you're dealing with 0.99

00:46:05.280 a 10 but you're doing with a negative five that's true that's a good point you're comparing once 0.99

00:46:09.400 you know a better question a better question would be would you suck uh would you suck lindsey 1.00

00:46:15.760 graham's penis on lauren bobert's body yes that is a game changer now that the answer the answer i don't 1.00

00:46:22.400 need a plan b the answer right no yeah exactly hold on if i'm thinking isn't lauren bobert the 1.00

00:46:27.640 weird looking one she's probably she's got kind of crazy bitch eyes but she's not i gotta leave 1.00

00:46:33.740 that because i thought she was the one with the black she's a conservative aoc she's this question 1.00

00:46:38.020 is hillary clinton's pussy on lindsey graham's body or lindsey graham's dick on hillary's body i am 1.00

00:46:43.440 i am eating lindsey graham's pussy that's just facts yeah it's not even it's not yeah yeah yeah you 1.00

00:46:48.900 would have to because you have two i'm still unhot the bodies here i'm also i was against the 1.00

00:46:55.640 andrew tate like i gotta go i'll rather fuck a one that one that's a woman yeah you're a true 1.00

00:47:01.520 that's a tranny i was 100 on the one side yeah you're you're a fucking massive homophobe you'd 1.00

00:47:07.980 rather you'd rather fuck i am hogan with a pussy hulk hogan with a pussy yeah that's no that's actually 1.00

00:47:13.900 gay no see yeah yeah that is gay i think it's objectively gayer it is gay it's not 1.00

00:47:18.780 i'm sorry but hogan bring that situation is less gay than i'm straight it is absolutely gayer for 0.99

00:47:27.380 sure i don't know i mean i guess think about the leg muscles and like the butt muscles he has around 1.00

00:47:32.720 his pussy that are all tan oh yeah brother i think the funniest part to me was uh blow out that pussy 1.00

00:47:39.700 brother fucking shane gillis talks about the first time he watched training porn he just legs 1.00

00:47:43.980 like leg drops your dick yeah the first time shane gillis talked about he said i watched training 1.00

00:47:51.120 porn once because uh matmas cusker got really got into it for some reason uh for some reason but and 0.99

00:47:57.500 he said he couldn't get into it because he would see the clavicles and they were obviously men's 0.99

00:48:02.140 clavicles and he was like that took me out of it immediately it wasn't the dicks it was the clavicles 1.00

00:48:07.820 he was like i could tell it was a man because he had the fucking bony like like nice developed 1.00

00:48:14.340 traps and shit like it was obviously not a woman it's not the wiener it's the musculature that really 0.99

00:48:20.720 throws it off it's honestly to me it would be the hands because there's no like no matter what happens 1.00

00:48:27.120 men like women and men have just different hands no matter how fucking feminine you are of a man 1.00

00:48:31.740 or mainly or a woman like they still i knew a girl girl gave me a hand a big old manly hands it 1.00

00:48:37.060 fucking it was the most emasculating experience of my life yeah did it make you feel small like 0.98

00:48:41.320 she was just like holding like a like a number but did also i feel like it might be better because 0.99

00:48:45.060 it was like it's kind of like my hands it's like it's like me giving myself a no it's like side

00:48:49.960 her hands were bigger than mine i didn't like it at all i don't know that's one of my biggest fears

00:48:54.900 like like a construction dude like just jerking me off like i don't want it and it's just like 0.52

00:48:59.800 the feeling of like you know you ever shake a guy's hand he's got like a big muscle like like 0.57

00:49:03.800 here by his thumb yeah it was kind of calloused and that feeling like the thought of that against 0.97

00:49:08.520 my penis really really makes me uncomfortable now i i totally had but i disagree with your 0.98

00:49:15.200 your hypothesis though cole i i have shook many maybe it's because i have big old leathery paws 0.99

00:49:20.420 but like i've shook in many a man's hands where i'm like like i really could like wouldn't be able

00:49:25.960 to differentiate between a woman's hand yeah toad yeah yeah no toad doesn't have that hand 1.00

00:49:30.940 no toad's hands look at those those soft hands honestly the i got some soft soft mitts dude 0.97

00:49:35.660 i'm dude i'm like a hand model so i have like trump hands anthony samuroff's hand was very it was

00:49:41.800 like a bag of bones yeah jack case oh no jack casey what's that guy's name jack is a bag of bones

00:49:47.360 like yeah that's what his hands his hands felt like like and and jack uh lloyd same thing actually

00:49:53.340 the philosopher had a firmer handshake than her husband it was very weird samuroff i felt like

00:49:58.820 i could like i could grab him by his arm and just start to like king kong slam him yeah he's like

00:50:05.120 five threes i've always like that's probably one of the coolest like fantasies i've had in my head

00:50:11.080 is getting in a fight with uh someone that i can overpower to such an extent to where i can literally

00:50:15.380 just just like that's why i think about kids all the time yeah i mean i don't think you do one hand 0.99

00:50:20.960 yeah kid to be super easy like i told her you dumb bitch i told her show but i have a new fear 1.00

00:50:29.160 um and it's because the dream i had that i got raped by uh the red-headed libertarian 1.00

00:50:33.960 she tried to rape me in uh in my dream and it was very weird this is this is where gingers come 1.00

00:50:51.180 from that's that's how it happens it's all like inception dream shit yeah she got into your 0.99

00:50:55.540 come in your dreams and then too and she was like how did this get here she was talking shit about my 0.99

00:51:02.240 wife and then like she was like you know what fuck her so much she i swear to god i like to 1.00

00:51:08.420 imagine you just jumped in it's like what the fuck every week when i tell her don't come back 1.00

00:51:13.160 that timing was uncanny what was she saying to your wife she left my house she was in my house 1.00

00:51:19.160 for some reason that's where she raped me and then oh i like i like how pre-show you're like 0.99

00:51:24.340 she tried to rape me and now no no she did no she tried and then she did 1.00

00:51:29.660 i didn't have a sex dream about josie i was raped by her in my dream i was like no please stop i have 0.98

00:51:39.580 a wife stop can you imagine the real world situation because this isn't something that 1.00

00:51:45.960 would ever really happened for a dude like i can't imagine if like if an actual attractive

00:51:52.460 woman like came on to me to that level to where it was almost borderline rapey like it's like 1.00

00:51:59.080 if it's almost like how do you even say no like they start whipping their titties out and shit and 0.99

00:52:04.720 you're like i mean like yeah i get it a mirror like all that but it's like oh i mean it's then it's 1.00

00:52:09.080 right there i really like that i had a girl that tried to rape me that i turned down no bullshit 1.00

00:52:15.040 well fucking that's how did she try to rape you like how does that work how would that work she 1.00

00:52:19.040 was she was punching me she was like hitting me and biting me and shit and she was drunk you know 1.00

00:52:23.880 she thought it was like like foreplay or something and i was like yo i don't like this at all stop 0.97

00:52:29.460 hitting me and so then she like bites me and i was like and i grabbed her by her hands because she 1.00

00:52:34.920 was like cocking back to swing and i was like look we're not playing around like i'm gonna kick

00:52:38.940 you out of my house right now if you if you don't chill out and then exactly no i never i never hit 0.99

00:52:44.280 her but then i did ask her to leave and she was like she was like i was gonna fuck you i was like 1.00

00:52:47.760 i know but like that's not my kink at all oh my god but she was hot too but just totally out of her 1.00

00:52:53.880 mind i was like like this is a rape charge waiting to happen i'm in this fucking mansion 0.99

00:52:57.640 i didn't even finish my dreams but i had uh yeah i was in the corner she did rape me um and i'm pretty 0.98

00:53:04.900 sure i did come which is very hell yeah dude yeah but that doesn't mean that it was good that was the

00:53:10.000 question was was i good dude if you come in your dream it's good but what happened then afterwards

00:53:15.700 the dream is good dude you came in your dream yes because i don't think i've ever come you had a

00:53:21.660 oh wait you had a wet dream like i only i don't think i have i didn't come in real life

00:53:26.060 i like in the dream she raped me no no everybody knows if you come in your dreams you come in real 0.98

00:53:29.940 life real quick have any of you guys it's like have any of you guys pissed in your dream and they 0.99

00:53:34.120 wake up and there's like a little spot and like it wakes you up you're like fuck oh yeah but but 0.77

00:53:39.180 please please stay on track here yes sorry so and then what happened after that is to mark how does 0.99

00:53:44.420 she do it there was a pile of clothes there's a pile of clothes besides her shut the fuck up 1.00

00:53:49.740 she's riffing hard to avoid the bracket uh to to mark her territory there was a pile of clothes 1.00

00:53:57.080 besides our like front door that she pissed on and then put my cum on and then somehow 1.00

00:54:02.240 i was just like i can't let elizabeth see this because she'll know that i got raped 0.99

00:54:07.180 she'd be more mad that you got raped 0.99

00:54:11.700 come on did you fight did you fight back like i don't think you thought i think i think first i 1.00

00:54:21.220 was like incapacitated i think i was either very drunk because like i couldn't i could only my dick 0.96

00:54:26.460 took control it was also like in the dreams where you can't like punch like or anything so you're 0.55

00:54:31.160 like very slow you have repairs where you're just like frozen

00:54:33.400 paralysis yes josey he thought about punching you in his dream oh my god josey's his sleep paralysis 0.95

00:54:39.000 demon wait you you realize mine too that's oh shit i didn't even see him say that i mean kind of 0.98

00:54:46.520 because she also seemed even uh like skinnier and like whiter which is very weird she was like 1.00

00:54:51.980 like even like she was like super white and very skinny and it was oh dude it was it was a ghost

00:54:57.820 where did you come where did you come you're sure in her i don't know oh my god 0.89

00:55:01.600 you reckless dog you well and then she like walked over in the corner of the room like a demon and 1.00

00:55:07.480 just and then pissed on it and was like and i'm not lying she was like she was like 1.00

00:55:14.180 fuck your wife and then she left i thought josey was crazy this is the coolest shit she's ever like 1.00

00:55:22.900 like uh theoretically done theoretically done this is yeah you'll never do anything that cool 1.00

00:55:28.820 uh d called out she's a succubus and yeah that is literally that is definitely if you actually 1.00

00:55:34.960 look at the succubus that is actually what they do they come to men in their dreams they rape them 0.99

00:55:38.660 and then they take their children off to hell or wherever the fuck josey is a siren dude josey 0.99

00:55:43.580 a siren like a mermaid yeah wow that's i woke up and i was like i can't talk about this 0.99

00:55:48.520 hold on hold on like i imagine a monster transformation where she gets more gone 0.97

00:55:54.440 i do want to say i did not want it to happen like that would actually be terrifying if you

00:55:58.100 made her like almost holocaust skinny and kind of more elongated her hair float around like it was 1.00

00:56:02.300 in water oh my god you could throw some makeup on when she spoke to him she just like opened her 1.00

00:56:07.600 mouth and i was like

00:56:08.240 like he understood her telepathically all he heard was come now come now this is i know you

00:56:16.920 might have actually listen okay i don't want to freak you out but i have heard stories of people 0.96

00:56:22.120 having dreams like this but they're like having sexual relations with the demon straight up one

00:56:27.800 dude said he could summon it all the time in like 10 years oh my god someone photoshopped that give 0.80

00:56:38.300 her like the blue eyes the red did you realize uh i i think that you know think about this like in

00:56:44.220 this dream cole you know he's drunk there's another there's another woman involved in there's and

00:56:49.980 there's a piss there's piss involved he's he's like uh subconsciously thinking about the oh my god

00:56:55.920 anything about the ginger aspect she is a demon but he but he he replaced toad with with josie's 1.00

00:57:01.020 dream jose giga chad josie dude in like 10 years your little demon baby is going to come to your 0.93

00:57:08.180 dream like why'd you leave me daddy why did you shoot me onto those clothes daddy wait yeah exactly

00:57:16.020 so josie is actually uh yeah cole's child's mother is that what we're saying i think that's right 0.56

00:57:23.160 did you tell elizabeth this after the fact no i i guess i woke up and i was like she's finding out

00:57:28.600 right now with us yeah i just thought about when i when i got on here i was like oh i forgot that

00:57:33.540 this happened that's right by the way he got raped in my dream i mean jose would you tell your wives

00:57:41.160 if like you had a dream about no yeah yeah i mean i would be scared of telling her but i just wouldn't

00:57:45.980 care to tell her yeah like they're not i'm not a woman so i don't think anything of this like 0.92

00:57:53.060 where they do are they like if they have a dream about you fucking they're like wake up and they're 0.99

00:57:56.440 like you fucking bastard and like like i didn't do anything that's your dream it means nothing 0.99

00:58:00.680 so to me it didn't mean anything it was just very weird and i was i was very freaked like in the dream i 0.99

00:58:06.680 was extremely upset now now what did she say about elizabeth specifically no she was literally 0.94

00:58:13.480 like fuck your wife she was like and then that's why she pissed and she was like she's gonna know i 1.00

00:58:18.120 was here and she pissed on it i love how you're trying to get into all the vivid details of a dream 0.99

00:58:22.740 i remember vividly specific transcript now all josey i am so sorry

00:58:27.600 oh toad's toad's like please come tonight please yeah yeah yeah come for me in my dreams please

00:58:36.400 no josey uh demon comes into his dream and he was like i'm gonna rape you and he's like you don't 0.93

00:58:41.540 it's not rape i want it like i want it now the demon's kind of like off but by he's like you know 0.99

00:58:46.220 never mind she's uh she's the rape-headed libertarian oh yeah dicky does have uh night 0.96

00:58:53.480 errors he says he does have an actual like he has sleep paralysis and he sees that's just because 0.99

00:58:57.180 he was in vietnam i feel like dicky makes shit like it's real my uh my roommate in college did 0.81

00:59:04.160 have uh um sleep paralysis which is very weird god keith thanks man good for you a guy that looks 0.94

00:59:13.980 that weird i'm not shocked i had a i had a dream with a one of my that was a natural silence right

00:59:20.780 there sorry i had a i had a i think i i thought it was a nightmare because i had a sex dream with one

00:59:26.880 of my best friends a guy and i was like this is all i like i woke up and like for weeks i was like

00:59:31.940 am i gay yes you guys rolled over faced each other like did you have that dream yeah i said that dream

00:59:37.240 too that was so good oh that was so good oh clint is definitely gay no no no i really didn't want 0.99

00:59:45.860 it though penises inside someone else and that's why i'm complaining because dick was inside the other 1.00

00:59:49.700 man the other dude's ass and he was well we were having a sleepover and i did wake up yeah that 1.00

00:59:53.880 that was a toad cole that was a toad all right let's uh let's do these two bracket matchups so 0.99

00:59:58.160 we don't so we so we don't all right let's go guys yeah so so that we don't end we're at an hour

01:00:04.180 unironically plugs would be a good time right now 80 percent of the podcast is not gonna do this

01:00:08.640 hell yeah plug plugs and leave that's not true ask the audience like we did last week let's do

01:00:14.560 matchups well host of liberty lockdown and i just said i'm carol roth former investment banker make

01:00:20.440 sure you check that out uh clint russell over on liberty lockdown over 3 100 followers on rumble

01:00:26.260 my goodness and by the way my channel will have a strike drop off of it on youtube on april 7th i

01:00:32.900 will be able to publish on youtube once again but keep growing on rumble folks thank you so much for

01:00:37.520 checking us out jose gallison i have the no way jose show you can find me on youtube all the major

01:00:41.600 auto podcatchers odyssey as well uh so far as like recent episodes or upcoming stuff i don't really have

01:00:46.420 anything big uh i do have my recent yiki episode you can see it right there i i'm not yiki that was

01:00:52.020 actually about trying to uh you don't have to watch the whole series for that episode that's a good

01:00:55.660 standalone episode i highly recommend it um that's about kind of trying to do but i do have a big 0.99

01:01:01.740 appearance coming up it was supposed to be sunday but dave is a beautiful retard that fucking fucked up 1.00

01:01:06.840 and double uh double scheduled so i will be on tuesday this upcoming tuesday i don't know the date 0.98

01:01:13.240 to talk about the oklahoma city bombing to yours to yours truly dave smith of part of the problem

01:01:19.620 do you think he knows about what happened about the oklahoma city bombing i think he has like it

01:01:24.700 happened like it happened

01:01:26.840 no seriously i don't tell me about it like there was a bombing in oklahoma city in the 90s like i

01:01:35.500 totally missed that yo i forgot to mention i'll be in uh washington state this weekend so if

01:01:40.880 anybody's in washington state you go don't come out to see me speak at the lp washington uh you're

01:01:45.360 dead to me and you're not allowed to watch the show anymore that's right oh yeah uh top lobster.com

01:01:50.580 top lobster on twitter follow me on twitter and other places uh little dicky i know it's the last

01:01:55.420 second can you pull up merch engine.com um we we're we've rebranded podcast merch.com

01:02:03.040 i spent hours and hours working on this new thing yeah basically by yourself right what's that

01:02:10.640 the new podcast merch or merch engine.com whatever uh well a lot of design yeah but i had some some

01:02:17.400 other guy help me there's another guy that's doing website design and stuff but yeah we're really

01:02:21.460 working on revamping this we've seized the means of production we're really doing big things here so

01:02:26.180 go check that out and support it if you like me or it'd be cool go back up yeah those are uh

01:02:32.140 my covet pot no up one more oh yeah michael that's michael malice michael malice wore that shirt on joe rogan

01:02:40.180 so go pick that up that's my plugs hell yeah all right uh fat comic dave on twitter uh go check out 0.52

01:02:49.160 we just we actually did a tower uh this week it was actually one of the coolest towers that we've ever

01:02:54.740 done it loved it uh uh on brianna woo which i would love to actually figure out what was actually

01:03:01.000 happening because uh with linus tech tips apparently there was someone said the n-word and i think that

01:03:06.800 was really funny but uh just go follow me there and also fat comic dave and uh tower game cold yeah

01:03:12.260 uh full credit to toad by the way that was his i know i start off the tower but it was because he

01:03:17.320 had a typo in it that was his brainchild and it was goddamn brilliant you get the n-word and the r-word 0.98

01:03:22.180 in the same it was just it was masterful same amount of letters for pussies out there you know 0.99

01:03:28.440 for those who actually want it it was it i i this was the first time i i found out that those two 0.94

01:03:33.940 words have the same amount of letters like i never put it together before it was twin towers baby it was 0.96

01:03:40.160 a nigger retard tower all in one uh uh brianna woo she's i don't know some insane 1.00

01:03:46.760 person from boston let's have that discussion after the plugs but what plugs we got uh tower 0.98

01:03:52.760 gang toad follow tower gang pod everywhere sign up for the patreon patreon.com slash tower gang pod

01:03:58.580 we're tower gang pod on youtube on rumble and how many supporters do we have i think we're still tower

01:04:04.500 power hour and odyssey but fuck odyssey how many supporters do we have i uh believe it's uh i don't 0.98

01:04:10.220 know the number of supporters but well then you can't answer me 36 holy shit that's awesome right you 1.00

01:04:16.840 guys are idiots that's pretty cool though thank you to the yeah those 36 retards we love you guys 1.00

01:04:23.020 yeah god bless go to fucking libertylockdown.locals.com support me you fucking scumbag 1.00

01:04:27.760 you're sending money to this retard show now i'm telling you throw it to the audience by the way 1.00

01:04:34.860 about the bracket we have two decisions to make now at this point to my son what are they what are 0.96

01:04:39.560 the two sandy hook versus uh sandy hook all right everybody sandy hook i'm going to sandy hook yeah

01:04:45.280 sandy hook all right we did it was on wow it's done wow on the other side i'm going vegas uh sandy

01:04:52.380 hook uh yes and vegas that's fine sandy hook and vegas all right next uh next topic

01:04:57.240 and vegas okay vegas wins yeah sandy hook vegas uh yeah okay all right wow you want to pick the

01:05:04.120 winner i say sandy hook way to suck the fun out of it what little fun there is i get you were having

01:05:10.160 fun but jesus christ i mean there is there is some fun to it yet why are we kidding that was

01:05:13.840 you want to pick the champion too yeah oh that's gonna be tough i'm gonna i'm gonna go

01:05:20.040 i'm gonna i'm gonna say i'll go sandy hook sandy hook as well for the sole reason that it never

01:05:26.400 happened so we're not saying that a mass shooting no explanation i gotta go christ church for that

01:05:32.040 one christ church is like so cool and i mean like then why didn't you look for it in the last round 0.98

01:05:38.060 you piece of shit what i i do love that uh they already they already chose a real barn burner we got 0.98

01:05:43.680 going on here yeah that's right the winner is clearly vegas i don't know is it yeah now we're 1.00

01:05:50.940 right right church is like a through and through like i don't know what christ church too it was

01:05:56.300 just me and you buddy we got out voted yeah that's over yeah it's vegas i mean sandy hook versus vegas

01:06:02.320 right and i say vegas for no reason i don't care vegas all right so we're at 2-2 now i said

01:06:09.500 i just rather he wouldn't have done it at all if it was gonna be like this that was the whole 0.62

01:06:14.180 fucking point don't do it vegas so i think vegas did i think cole fell asleep i'm watching uh 0.92

01:06:23.540 vegas one vegas just won three to two i talked about before the show but i'm now i'm just looking 0.93

01:06:28.640 at michael hearn uh by the way uh because they're funnier than this so top tops artwork on this is

01:06:36.660 awesome by the way i thought that this idea was pretty funny because i wanted to do something

01:06:41.080 it was like an offensive i don't think we could have made it good tournament of some kind during

01:06:46.100 march madness uh the shooting aspect of it is you know it's a basketball reference as well so i was

01:06:52.220 like yeah this is all good you have like two schools actually in here that could be in the march

01:06:56.340 madness tournament thought it was all like decent my original idea was to do uh the hotness of uh murder 0.99

01:07:02.360 victims you know what toad i have your back here like these guys thank you like sucking the fun 0.96

01:07:07.680 everything this is why we can't have nice things what's going on are you guys just leaving what the 0.99

01:07:10.880 fuck is going on yeah i don't know what is happening here he's still talking about the bracket the 0.96

01:07:15.860 bracket's done oh what it's over vegas yeah amazing yeah oh i think i think he got in trouble 0.99

01:07:22.520 the art was the best part of this what happened i think what was i don't even know what that means

01:07:28.340 hey what did what did you pull up yeah i think he's in the dog house oh my god how dare you be

01:07:38.140 thinking about that red-headed tart in your dreams what did you do joe dream oh man women will take 1.00

01:07:47.560 everything including your dreams look we're look we're doing it joe see you homewrecker 1.00

01:07:55.360 we're doing it for the humor yeah she's she's the rapist homewrecker libertarian that's 0.99

01:08:01.420 what an incredible turn of events 0.96

01:08:03.780 liz cool good thing we did the bracket quickly cole loves you this is for the humor okay we might be

01:08:12.460 witnessing like a murder he's gonna come back with a black eye what if she's just holding his head 0.52

01:08:16.540 it's lizzie we watch it's liz she's gonna this is gonna be i can tell you something this is gonna 0.61

01:08:22.220 be wild if uh if cole's wife kills him before i kill myself like who had who had that who had a 1.00

01:08:27.280 bet on that i'm gonna tell you guys i don't think he's coming back i don't think he's coming 0.98

01:08:31.440 back today oh no wow imagine all the things he said of all the things he said this is the one

01:08:37.540 that we finally did it basically everything he says is so embarrassing and retarded and yet this 0.91

01:08:42.700 is the thing yeah this is i'm actually concerned liz if you can still hear this broadcast that might

01:08:49.800 have been a literal demon i don't know why he's manifesting himself i think it's a he manifesting 0.84

01:08:54.660 as josie that's just weird you can't be mad at being raped right yeah raped by talk about blaming 0.99

01:09:00.440 the victim yeah cool's bad for him cole's being raped by a man who's pretending to be a woman okay so 0.83

01:09:06.360 and i mean he he was very clear that he he did come but he didn't enjoy it so i think that's 1.00

01:09:11.280 important exactly i don't like hence the fact that it's oh this sucks oh man oh shit i like to think 0.98

01:09:22.780 she crawled backwards like a spider and then just like just queeped come on oh my god that'd be 1.00

01:09:33.360 awesome if she just shot it into his mouth for real we do we do need cole a lot back here because 1.00

01:09:38.440 he drops in his mouth

01:09:40.060 all is the um the crusty happy trail of the show as i was saying earlier all right well let's uh let's

01:09:47.640 spitball just because cole's gone doesn't mean we've got uh the other things that i had on the

01:09:51.260 list here were scotty pippen's wife and yo this is a great story all right this happens every time

01:09:56.440 cole's not here it's like there's this awkward is that kim kardashian there's this awkwardness where 0.95

01:10:01.400 it's like well fuck he's gone so what do we do and now he's gone almost by our own doing we could 0.93

01:10:06.120 have just let that been a quick rip and go it's in your head that we can't riff without cole we can 0.99

01:10:10.200 do it we did it all last week we did it last week we're gonna have to get used to the dynamic from

01:10:14.300 last week because that might be what we got going forward so i don't think he's coming back at all

01:10:18.740 like ever the n-word he stepped over the line dog no it's definitely not the n-word because liz says

01:10:24.560 that more than cole does i hope she pops up on cam and she's just holding his skull in her hand 0.71

01:10:29.120 she's like this is what you did in a certain sense liz is really cool i mean that that was a little 0.60

01:10:34.500 wild i love this jesus but uh she like cold jokes about racism liz is literally racist which is a 0.99

01:10:41.480 base yeah i i yeah cool i love her to the extent that i that i jerked off while they were fucking with 0.99

01:10:48.460 another woman that's love baby all right so so this bitch's name is larsa pippen which is a strange 1.00

01:10:55.880 name but she says that she had sex four times a night for 23 years straight while married to 1.00

01:11:01.700 scotty pippen with scotty or with other women or with other men or women i don't know so she says

01:11:07.640 she had sex with multiple people right no dude no no there's no way this is legit i don't i i wouldn't 0.84

01:11:15.420 even want that like like have you seen what scotty pippen looks like insufferable like maybe 0.53

01:11:21.860 maybe in a day in a night no like in a day okay four times every day for 23 years absolutely i mean

01:11:27.800 that'd be pushing it but i i could do it like if i was a professional athlete that all i did was work 0.97

01:11:32.760 out and play play fucking ball like and i wouldn't be fucking the same chick if i was a professional 1.00

01:11:38.100 athlete yeah no yeah you're just like if i was married and i was a professional athlete it would look 0.99

01:11:42.460 like you know what i'm doing all right like let's let's get the deal on the table here like road 0.98

01:11:46.200 trip bitch you know you know what you actually just you flipped the way my mind was thinking about 1.00

01:11:50.980 this i was thinking that he was forcing her to have sex four times a night but it could be that 1.00

01:11:57.880 she was forcing him to prove that he's not fucking any other bitches oh either way either way crazy 1.00

01:12:02.320 shit either way i think it was her like i don't think dudes normally do this kind of shit i feel like 1.00

01:12:07.360 there are women that like well i don't know if it's some crazy fucking mind game shit where they 1.00

01:12:12.580 will do weird there are you the few times you see like crazy sex addicts like this or whatever this 1.00

01:12:17.780 is maybe not even addicts and it's weird mind game it's always some woman shit like that's that's 1.00

01:12:21.880 wild drained yeah i think that's a that's a distinct possibility i mean this thing's like i ain't looking 0.97

01:12:26.780 but particularly for being in her 40s but she's had like crazy work done yeah she said too much work

01:12:31.600 done sleep paralysis goblins yeah no she looks terrible i would say do you think that when she was 0.95

01:12:36.900 fucking scotty because of the way that he looks do you think she was envisioning him as mj instead 0.98

01:12:42.580 dickie dickie says scotty could have been number one on the bulls if his legs weren't always dead 0.99

01:12:46.860 that's actually what i was thinking too i was like i was like is this why he he couldn't make a shot 0.96

01:12:53.000 is scotty pippen jr any good by the way i know that guy's around no uh you can ask a garbage man 0.81

01:13:00.120 about that because i think he plays for vandy okay i don't know i don't watch that black sport

01:13:04.860 but this is i don't watch college sports i'm not a pedophile yeah this is a weird one i i think i 0.67

01:13:10.540 do think that she did it that she was forcing him to have sex which is like what an odd dynamic 1.00

01:13:15.640 because he knows you can have his she looks like she could suck a duck yeah is she she white it's 1.00

01:13:21.820 always a white bitches like they never marry any black girls it's weird i mean yeah her first name 1.00

01:13:26.660 is larsa i don't know she's i mean she's brown she looks hispanic but she's probably white who the 1.00

01:13:31.200 who the fuck knows that is a sign of a brother who made it a hot white chick like let's be real 0.98

01:13:35.440 every minute that passes without cole i'm more concerned yeah it freaks me out that this like 0.99

01:13:42.080 well i know people can't see this but this is in the background like what is going on in one

01:13:46.980 unmute cole unmute cole unmute cole can we do that oh god that's this is an invasion of privacy

01:13:53.140 yeah i can't unmute because they muted themselves is what it says yeah yeah you can't i don't know 0.75

01:13:57.560 man he's fucking uh honey it was it was only my dream like what 0.98

01:14:01.160 he's like stop hitting me again not only was it only a dream but he was the victim in it let's 1.00

01:14:07.660 remember this i would only have sex in real life what if she's raping him right now what if she's 1.00

01:14:11.300 raping him right now oh jesus oh i have a crazy story all right so all right um go ahead and pull 1.00

01:14:17.980 down this larsa piven shit all right so when i was 19 i had this girlfriend and i had this ex-girlfriend 0.98

01:14:25.580 and i went and i cheated on my current girlfriend with my ex-girlfriend and i felt really bad about 0.99

01:14:29.800 it and i came home and i was super drunk and i told my current girlfriend what i had done

01:14:32.760 and i was very apologetic and i was crying and she immediately started blowing me

01:14:37.140 and she and she like asserted she like reasserted her dominance and i hadn't even showered i had just 0.93

01:14:42.300 had sex with some other girl and she was like i'm going to make sure that you're still mine and it 1.00

01:14:46.440 was the most fucked up romantic thing that's ever happened to me so she was blowing you i should know that 1.00

01:14:52.100 while you still had the other chick's pussy stank on your dick undoubtedly oh my god that's that's 1.00

01:14:59.300 like almost a threesome kind of but i had traversed 10 miles in between how how did this relationship end 1.00

01:15:07.760 uh oh she slept with one of my best friends and then and then you sucked her dick no no no no then i 1.00

01:15:16.240 then i then i hunted him for months and now we're like good friends again i never found him he hid 1.00

01:15:22.000 in his mom's house i'm not even lying it's a true choice wow i was like i was like i'm gonna kill 0.82

01:15:28.420 you i texted him that i was like i'm gonna kill you and then i hunted him for months and he was just 0.99

01:15:32.780 like on the run he's just hiding his mom was like i have to get a food shit you didn't expect him to be 1.00

01:15:37.840 at his mom's house what did that be like one of the first i was gonna break into his mom's fucking home 1.00

01:15:42.380 i'm not a i'm just i'm a lunatic not an asshole oh all right i break into his dad's home though 1.00

01:15:46.780 i had a buddy who did that shit and like i think i gave up after a day 0.99

01:15:51.380 you're much more reasonable than me i was like i whatever like i had i had been dating for five 0.99

01:15:58.760 years and he was like my best friend so and then and and the worst part was i had found out that she

01:16:03.660 had cheated on me with him in the first year i was with her so i had found out that i had been with 0.99

01:16:08.160 this cheating ass slut for fucking four years for no fucking reason and i was like i think that 1.00

01:16:13.040 made me more mad than anything i was like if you had just been fucking man enough to tell me i could 1.00

01:16:16.600 have been like moving on with my life and i i literally just fucking her just one time oh okay 0.99

01:16:22.500 i thought you were like i thought you were on the reg like if it was on the reg yeah i'm hunting you down 0.95

01:16:25.920 like if it was just like one time i don't know i'll give up after a day i don't know how did that come

01:16:30.980 out like how did that whole thing come out his his fiancee at the time uh found out and then they

01:16:37.060 broke up and then she told me yeah because she was trying she was trying to ruin his life because 0.99

01:16:41.700 she was hurt because he was a scumbag to her or something i don't fucking know exactly so he 1.00

01:16:45.620 admitted it to her yeah what a crazy bitch maddie's fucking other horse oh oh and then and then uh 1.00

01:16:52.200 a few months later i had a threesome with uh the girl my girlfriend and his ex-fiance 1.00

01:16:58.780 oh my god i'm not i'm not even following this dude oh my god look turnabout's fair play dude you 0.98

01:17:06.200 gotta you know punish the uh the chick that uh that i uh fucking um thank you josey that's the 0.99

01:17:13.620 only honorable thing yeah yeah you gotta even the score that the story i told you about with 0.97

01:17:17.780 though i didn't really give you the whole story i said a similar thing where i had a buddy and we

01:17:21.620 weren't like super close so i guess maybe that's why i didn't hunt him like you did and did like a 0.99

01:17:25.620 day and then gave up because he fucking ran away like a bitch but uh the chick i ended up fucking 1.00

01:17:31.600 her sister after so that that was i was like hell yeah like fuck you whore i'm gonna bang your 1.00

01:17:36.880 because her sister always kind of had a thing for me anyways and like i didn't it was one of those 1.00

01:17:40.960 things where i didn't even find out shit a thing until i started dating her sister and then it was 0.66

01:17:44.400 like this weird jealousy thing between them but obviously i'm like well i'm with her but then once 0.99

01:17:48.060 she fucked me i'm like hey i'm fucking your sister women are so wild like it was all vengeance 1.00

01:17:53.080 fucking like everyone was just vengeance fucking everyone afterwards like his ex-fiance and my ex 1.00

01:17:58.940 that i despised were just all like we're all going to have sex to punish this dude who's like has no 1.00

01:18:04.480 idea what's happening yeah that's how you get even i mean i couldn't beat the shit of that one guy so 1.00

01:18:08.480 i'm like well fuck her sister that'll that'll make me feel better about it i don't know what that 0.99

01:18:13.540 means i saw that in the chat you're gonna get me you're gonna get me kicked off the show i'm pretty 1.00

01:18:18.520 sure jc's gay and he's saying that he's he he dreams about you blowing a girl or a guy i thought 0.91

01:18:24.180 this was a girl oh i have no idea i think it's a guy yeah a girl would have a profile pic no this is

01:18:29.660 the person that always says oh my god hi right yeah yeah i think it's a girl either either a girl

01:18:36.000 or gay dude not sure all right i'm a little concerned about cold yeah we got any other good 0.61

01:18:41.860 content because i kind of want to go check on my i really i really wish you guys would stop worrying 0.99

01:18:45.420 so much uh he can overpower her i don't know if you've seen him oh he's fucking jacked maybe it's 0.94

01:18:50.340 because i'm married and i've been married i know the danger he's in he's gonna come back on the show 0.95

01:18:55.920 and she's gonna be behind him like in a far background and he's gonna be like i quit the

01:18:59.760 show i can't really do this anymore it's not you it's me she's got a gun to him there's a distinct

01:19:05.520 possibility that she makes him quit the show and honestly he should divorce her if he if she even

01:19:09.480 tries but go ahead yeah yeah and he only has one kid i mean it's an easy walk away

01:19:13.500 not again not again that's the best oh man play it again play it again just play it on loop

01:19:24.720 forever no she joins us live in the studio alissa this really is the calm

01:19:30.180 we uh we cannot uh one more time please we we we aren't allowed to discuss posterity we aren't

01:19:44.140 allowed to discuss a medical this really is the calm look at her eyes roll back 0.98

01:19:48.180 you know we can't bring this faint-ass bitch anywhere she's passing out everywhere she 1.00

01:19:57.640 attuned that she was four times vaxxed by the way yeah yeah yeah not again you just got the fourth 0.99

01:20:03.360 booster boy it has this so this has happened a bunch of times then right and and this is just 0.99

01:20:08.720 like the last of it like this bitch fucking passing out on tv that's amazing it's not even like i want 1.00

01:20:14.880 to see the vaccinated diet but i do want to see like the third and fourth boosted people die like 0.99

01:20:19.660 that'd be kind of cool i think her not again comment was unrelated to that like she was responding yeah

01:20:24.760 it was it was based off the lead i watched the whole clip it was there was a lead are you sure

01:20:28.280 yes the timing's hilarious though oh not again not again jessica's passing out again

01:20:34.160 yeah must have gotten that next booster every time man everybody has that friend the one that just

01:20:40.740 passes out randomly oh here we go again i thought this what this video is about i was like that's

01:20:45.700 crazy that like they keep letting her on tv you know it's all it's just a narcoleptic she's just 0.98

01:20:50.620 i was gonna say that i remember like induce bigelow holy shit this is the perfect parallel 0.76

01:20:56.960 to cole's situation right now like if he comes back have you guys seen the video about youtube

01:21:01.920 vlogger did a big apology video with his wife crying in the background and there's a follow-up

01:21:05.800 because he caught with ai porn of his female friends yeah i would say should we pull that up i don't

01:21:12.040 know cole is definitely more innocent because it was like involuntary this is subconscious doing 0.99

01:21:16.300 right but that is kind of a similar ai porn dreams like look if you can't dream about fucking other 0.99

01:21:22.980 women or dream about being raped by other women you're just not free man you're just not free at 1.00

01:21:28.000 all well that's why you don't tell women shit like for real yeah that's a good point that's why that's 1.00

01:21:32.680 why women inherently cannot be libertarian i think i think this is why you can only date women 1.00

01:21:38.220 who are base as fuck because if you're dating a woman who's like literally gonna be mad at you 1.00

01:21:42.540 like really actually mad at you for a dream you got a killer dude oh jesus you skipped a couple 1.00

01:21:50.880 steps but all right divorce fine whatever be a pussy about it all right guys by the way lizzie when 0.99

01:21:57.160 you rewatch these are all jokes i hope you guys this is all a dream you can be mad at cole about it 0.98

01:22:04.080 right we love you both all right hit play play it on this app if in your brain you only view

01:22:13.340 seasoning as things like garlic powder onion powder or maybe something like rosemary if this is what

01:22:21.360 you view as seasoning and rosemary let me pose you a question what does this come from granulated garlic

01:22:27.740 what is that garlic onion powder what does that come from dehydrated onion let's take a look at

01:22:34.900 the spice rub dehydrated garlic onion and bell pepper i sauteed those bell peppers along with my onion and

01:22:41.880 garlic what is so funny to me is if i had just doused my chicken in this rub in this rub alone the

01:22:48.300 seasoning police would be out of my comments they wouldn't even be in there but the second it's fresh

01:22:52.540 garlic or fresh onion or fresh bell pepper it's automatically not seasoning and let me just say

01:22:57.680 one last thing if you're one of those people that loves to watch cooking competitions and a judge says

01:23:02.020 something is under seasoned they're talking about salt under seasoning your food means there's not

01:23:06.480 enough salt she is right about that is gonna bring out the flavor of onion the flavor of garlic the flavor

01:23:12.240 of whatever random spice rub that you have and let me just say that if your food tastes a little off

01:23:16.920 it's not because you need to add more powder it's most of the time because you need to add more salt

01:23:21.860 or some sort of acid like lemon juice or vinegar okay this is just white people propaganda did you

01:23:26.900 did you bring this up for us to fight because i feel like we're supposed to argue right though 0.95

01:23:30.700 oh shit here we go okay but it depends on the content if you're talking about like rubs on 0.99

01:23:35.860 different meats or whatever but now if you're just like cooking so i rub my meat or some shit guys 0.99

01:23:40.100 everybody everyone take notes of whose wife or family cooks bland food from this argument 0.98

01:23:46.300 go ahead i cook bomb food i agree with top on this i'm just i think i i may maybe his taste buds 0.94

01:23:53.560 are fucked up what do you think i think it really depends on the context that you're talking about 0.94

01:23:57.140 like if you're talking about like why this is controversial that's how that's how white i am 1.00

01:24:02.520 okay look like you guys make your food you fucking boys no like i like i honestly don't understand 0.99

01:24:08.560 what the controversy is like everyone keeps showing this freeze frame of her saying like this 0.99

01:24:11.920 and saying that she's racist like why is that racist i don't even understand she it's because 0.99

01:24:15.780 she was fighting a bunch of black people i think dunked on the blacks dog yeah she dunked on the 1.00

01:24:19.820 black people because black people probably i guess i don't know marinate marinate their chicken 1.00

01:24:25.040 and dish soap or some shit i don't know little dicky pull up pull up the video of the black people 1.00

01:24:29.820 uh preparing their chicken because this actually ties in nicely keep going yeah you gotta run that 0.99

01:24:34.260 because i don't understand the backstory she is also wrong because i i'm a wigger but i don't understand 0.61

01:24:38.300 black people she's also somewhat i don't know the context she's only like half right because if you

01:24:43.820 just cook chicken with just bell pepper and onion that's not seasoned chicken it's gonna be bland 1.00

01:24:48.100 as fuck you gotta add salt you need salt you need pepper yeah you gotta throw some shit in there yeah 0.99

01:24:52.460 that's literally what the bitch is saying yeah she's saying salt and pepper the good of the garlic 1.00

01:24:56.620 she's saying she's been getting a lot of flack from you know certain darker individuals that you 1.00

01:25:01.640 know she didn't fucking put enough seasoning here's the real here's the real secret of black 0.96

01:25:07.700 the cuisine they put a lot of butter on top of everything she just described i don't think 0.99

01:25:12.720 there's any fucking difference tell me what the difference is what else do they use that's so you 0.95

01:25:16.360 know dish soap yeah they don't use dish soap what are you talking about it is a common racist trope 0.99

01:25:22.580 that they which is what makes it cool that they uh they wash chicken with the dish soap

01:25:28.000 that's why uh little dicky's pulling up uh this said video right now uh he's trying to he's

01:25:34.240 struggling actually i'll let you guys again on a little inside let me know dude you're the brown 0.92

01:25:39.160 dude like tell us what's up this is i have firsthand experience which is really funny and i

01:25:43.100 know my mom's watching and my wife isn't so this is what's going on my parents are living in my house

01:25:48.560 because they're building a house on my property right right so they've been at my house for about

01:25:53.420 a year and let's say tensions are getting a little high because you have your wife with your 1.00

01:25:59.340 parents obviously you this is going to happen oh no she's talking about spanish chicken fuck 1.00

01:26:04.260 her but so this is what's happening on my night dog yeah look look at look at her titties man 1.00

01:26:09.740 okay the fake nails and the bro oh no what is she doing now now now my boner is dead 1.00

01:26:16.800 oh now it's back on again saison goya garlic powder he said saison

01:26:21.840 now if you're throwing in the oven i will say this is probably superior because like

01:26:28.480 what are you gonna do chop like i don't know how you would do pepper flakes 0.98

01:26:31.720 but that's not even good why the fuck does she use this soap 1.00

01:26:34.700 i don't know that's like a thing they do yeah they know they clean the chicken yeah 0.98

01:26:40.800 they do that i think it's i think it don't understand oh my god send them back to africa 0.84

01:26:45.560 i think it's i think it's to remove the salmonella

01:26:48.360 i mean it's probably not the worst idea but it's or vinegar it is if you rinse it off

01:26:54.460 that doesn't have salmonella you don't need to put you dish so i mean you're also cooking it so

01:27:00.700 long as you don't undercook it it will kill off whatever the that's why you don't need to

01:27:04.220 exactly that's so it's not the worst idea who's making chicken i mean rare good to add

01:27:09.360 redundancies and operations in case along the way but like eat dish soap you're gonna cook 0.95

01:27:14.340 dish soap and fucking put in your blood this is where i depart from uh jose's line of thinking 0.97

01:27:19.920 here uh dicky i think it's weird to do but it's like i can understand the logic of like i'm adding 0.99

01:27:25.680 in multiple redundancies let me let me backtrack to this because i know this is gonna make this

01:27:29.520 is gonna make my mom there's one with clorox too i believe this video yeah yeah there's one that's

01:27:33.440 real so this is real funny i think and i've been noticing and it seems like an internal struggle

01:27:37.580 like a quiet struggle none of them have admitted it yet but i think that my mom

01:27:41.940 my wife cooks too white so she don't eat what my wife cooks oh look at this that's a joke that's 0.99

01:27:49.300 gotta be someone fucking around oh no you gotta rub on look at me rubbing on rub rub rub this man 0.99

01:27:55.060 period get into it if you don't put no dish up on your chicken when you're cleaning it then what are 1.00

01:27:59.660 you doing you gotta it's gotta be a joke that can't be real there's no way black people are actually 1.00

01:28:04.380 doing this there's so many of these i mean i think 0.96

01:28:07.580 i'm so bothered this is the most racist i've ever been 0.99

01:28:13.400 this is crazy this is one of the black like things things black people do that like 1.00

01:28:18.980 like they're like yo nobody else knows about only blacks like this now it's out 0.99

01:28:23.320 hey oh oh they're out baby black people be doing this huh we know we know your secrets 1.00

01:28:29.200 this is so honest glancing down seeing cole's little icon on her bottom of her screen 0.97

01:28:38.000 i know

01:28:38.080 i'm feeling nervous

01:28:41.800 this dish something is what's gonna lead to the return of slavery in america

01:28:47.080 hey for their own protection we kind of got it

01:28:49.800 yeah 0.82

01:28:50.820 all right look i had no idea black people were doing that 0.90

01:28:55.660 i think it completely changes my perspective

01:28:59.000 i think i think god was right we can't help these people

01:29:03.380 i i i think honestly that they they probably like this explains the iq gap

01:29:08.660 this explains you don't put no dish up on

01:29:11.040 is this what they mean uh by black and chicken when i order it 0.99

01:29:16.340 fuck you toad that's funny 1.00

01:29:19.860 clorox get the fuck out of here 1.00

01:29:23.220 yeah yeah all these people are out of their goddamn mind 1.00

01:29:26.440 bleach that chicken 1.00

01:29:29.500 that is so dangerous

01:29:31.880 like you're not rinsing off the bleach you're literally putting a chemical on it

01:29:35.740 like at least soap you can justify it'll rinse off 1.00

01:29:38.220 all these people are gonna have cancer these people are fucking crazy 0.99

01:29:42.660 i use the name brand clorox because the other ones don't taste right 1.00

01:29:46.400 get the fuck out of here 0.96

01:29:49.020 is this real 1.00

01:29:49.880 is this a huge troll am i being fucked with 1.00

01:29:52.620 why are you washing your chicken 1.00

01:29:57.560 this is why this is why black people jump so high 1.00

01:30:00.080 you gotta you gotta wash the chicken before you eat it man 0.99

01:30:02.860 you must be doing something wrong

01:30:04.620 look top is this real tell me the truth 0.99

01:30:07.880 you're brown you know 0.99

01:30:08.860 you're looking at a bunch of different black hands wash chicken 1.00

01:30:11.180 i don't know what to tell you

01:30:12.040 did you know this did you know this was a thing

01:30:15.420 am i the only one that's like totally mystified

01:30:17.840 what is this

01:30:18.660 why is no one else surprised

01:30:20.060 why does everyone do a thing

01:30:21.600 i'm more in touch with the hood

01:30:24.840 i don't know what to tell you 0.94

01:30:25.840 now that's disgusting

01:30:28.660 when they be like they'll

01:30:29.600 they'll see they'll season their chicken

01:30:31.720 in the in the sink

01:30:32.940 that's why i believe that they actually do wash it

01:30:35.220 i've seen them do that

01:30:36.460 they'll do it all the time

01:30:37.200 and they'll just be throwing all kinds of

01:30:38.840 it's disgusting

01:30:40.340 dude i can't i can't do i cannot do that in the sink 0.99

01:30:43.000 i piss in there 0.98

01:30:43.980 you shouldn't be doing that either 0.89

01:30:46.700 oh i piss in the sink all the time

01:30:48.760 what is it this is more soap right

01:30:50.700 you know what's crazy 1.00

01:30:53.200 what if the black community has gotten together to troll us 1.00

01:30:57.040 the white community 0.99

01:30:58.400 that's how i feel right now dude

01:30:59.500 look at this

01:31:00.140 i mean it's just

01:31:01.060 it's so unnecessary

01:31:02.680 there's no reason to be doing this

01:31:05.140 oh my god

01:31:07.720 what are you

01:31:09.280 what are you 0.99

01:31:09.820 them white devils be telling us 1.00

01:31:11.660 it's fine and shit 1.00

01:31:12.880 this is one of the most infuriating experiences of my life 0.97

01:31:16.040 i don't understand what's happening right now

01:31:17.500 wouldn't you be using uh like bath soap

01:31:19.540 instead of dish soap

01:31:20.880 no

01:31:21.220 don't wash it

01:31:22.620 i mean

01:31:23.180 you don't need to wash it

01:31:23.820 i actually get what you mean

01:31:25.180 because bath soap would be

01:31:26.380 like

01:31:27.240 not as hard on it

01:31:28.680 and like uh

01:31:29.440 whereas dish soap is gonna be way harder to rinse off

01:31:31.800 it's gonna be

01:31:32.260 no like well

01:31:32.780 you know like

01:31:33.300 so all right

01:31:34.780 before the

01:31:35.280 before your baby goes to bed

01:31:36.420 you put him in the bath

01:31:37.320 and you give him a little scrub

01:31:39.140 and they wash him off

01:31:39.920 right

01:31:40.060 and then you take him out

01:31:40.920 and then you eat your children

01:31:43.800 i'm just saying like 0.86

01:31:45.040 it would seem like

01:31:46.340 they would want to give it a bath

01:31:47.560 before they do this

01:31:48.500 rather than

01:31:49.200 wash it

01:31:50.540 it's not

01:31:50.820 it's not a dirty dish

01:31:51.960 it's

01:31:52.260 i need

01:31:52.980 i need every

01:31:53.820 everybody in the comments

01:31:55.260 i need you to

01:31:55.900 tell me if this is a thing

01:31:57.420 for real

01:31:57.900 and if there's any white people 1.00

01:31:59.280 that do the same shit 1.00

01:32:00.140 i want you to 1.00

01:32:00.880 i want you to admit it

01:32:01.840 go back 1.00

01:32:02.460 i need all the black people 1.00

01:32:03.840 in the comments 0.99

01:32:04.780 if you're a black dude 0.97

01:32:06.260 that's here 0.99

01:32:06.720 and you do this

01:32:07.540 we will bring you on the show

01:32:08.680 and interview about it

01:32:09.500 did you see that reddit

01:32:10.540 right now

01:32:11.000 the reddit post

01:32:12.000 little dicky just said 0.99

01:32:12.760 yeah this one

01:32:13.520 do you read this

01:32:14.280 hi guys

01:32:16.120 i was cooking last night

01:32:17.140 making some chicken breasts

01:32:18.340 i'd spilled some soda

01:32:19.560 on my pants

01:32:20.340 so i was cooking

01:32:21.280 without pants on

01:32:22.500 i moved some trays around

01:32:24.080 and i accidentally dropped

01:32:25.160 a chicken breast

01:32:25.840 on the floor 1.00

01:32:26.540 but it hit my penis 0.99

01:32:27.800 before it hit the floor 1.00

01:32:29.180 this morning 1.00

01:32:30.040 my penis seems like 0.99

01:32:31.060 it is inflamed 1.00

01:32:31.960 and the pee hole hurts 0.80

01:32:33.220 if i touch it

01:32:34.080 it's impossible

01:32:34.980 i got salmonella poisoning

01:32:36.580 yes

01:32:37.520 you broke the chicken

01:32:37.880 didn't you

01:32:38.800 all right cool

01:32:40.400 hey guys

01:32:41.460 guys update

01:32:42.880 i think we might be all right

01:32:44.560 but then again

01:32:44.960 oh it's 4chan

01:32:45.760 all right

01:32:46.060 uh i got it

01:32:46.980 we got a message from cole 0.69

01:32:48.220 he said baby issues

01:32:49.680 oh yeah

01:32:50.420 like something to do with pumping 0.99

01:32:51.720 or some bullshit 0.98

01:32:52.560 and he had to go help with a kid 0.99

01:32:53.520 uh i also think

01:32:54.880 oh yeah 1.00

01:32:55.420 he had to go suck that 1.00

01:32:56.380 lying and it's like 1.00

01:32:57.000 don't tell them

01:32:57.640 because they've just been

01:32:58.200 ragging on me

01:32:58.700 it's a hundred percent

01:32:59.640 it's a hundred percent

01:33:00.700 her texting from his phone

01:33:02.460 uh benzo

01:33:03.340 i was thinking

01:33:04.060 bass salt chicken

01:33:04.780 now she's too embarrassed

01:33:05.880 to admit she overreacted 1.00

01:33:07.360 you know real woman shit 1.00

01:33:08.140 you know 1.00

01:33:08.460 what do you mean

01:33:08.680 he was he was dead at 10 30

01:33:10.200 he was text messaging

01:33:11.140 his friends at 10 30

01:33:12.260 dude i swear

01:33:13.300 dragging him out

01:33:14.240 in the woods somewhere

01:33:15.060 assuming she's being 0.86

01:33:16.020 being crazy

01:33:16.940 if we're taking that line

01:33:18.140 of thinking

01:33:18.620 i think if we hadn't

01:33:20.060 ragged on her

01:33:20.560 when we're bully

01:33:21.200 bullies there for a little bit

01:33:22.720 we probably saved his life

01:33:23.600 yeah we probably saved him

01:33:24.880 on the show

01:33:25.340 like if we had just been like

01:33:26.360 oh my god cole's gone 1.00

01:33:27.380 and then just never addressed it

01:33:28.560 we saved the show

01:33:29.360 and he she would have been like 0.99

01:33:30.700 you're gonna fucking 0.99

01:33:31.380 you're gonna tell those guys 0.99

01:33:32.560 you're gonna stand up

01:33:33.260 to them finally

01:33:33.940 like me and you both

01:33:34.960 agree on this right

01:33:35.740 look man

01:33:36.200 this is the one thing

01:33:37.220 that like made us

01:33:38.420 like like we went too far

01:33:40.020 like just bring it back

01:33:41.320 a little bit with the jokes

01:33:42.440 no 0.95

01:33:43.080 all right garbage main 0.97

01:33:44.420 says this is a thing for real 0.80

01:33:45.640 i it's i am i am just

01:33:48.320 i mean i've never seen

01:33:49.340 a black dude do it in the wild 0.99

01:33:50.540 you know i mean like 0.67

01:33:51.680 but it's a thing

01:33:52.720 look i've never been 0.92

01:33:53.800 in a black person's house 0.98

01:33:54.760 like for real what's the logic 0.99

01:33:56.200 because jose's been some nonsense 0.99

01:33:58.280 oh it's gonna fucking 0.99

01:33:59.360 fix the salmonella 1.00

01:34:01.140 no you cook the fucking meat 1.00

01:34:02.920 i agree 1.00

01:34:03.380 i'm saying it's a redundancy

01:34:05.600 in the system

01:34:06.220 i'm not saying it's

01:34:07.460 it's it's smart

01:34:08.360 or something you should do

01:34:09.820 it's like if you

01:34:10.880 it's like if you had

01:34:11.620 five redundancies in the system

01:34:13.600 it's like okay

01:34:14.100 you're overdoing it

01:34:14.940 like you can cut out one of those

01:34:16.160 washing your chicken

01:34:17.120 is one of them

01:34:17.540 because you are gonna cook it

01:34:18.560 it's also like you're not

01:34:19.540 getting it for grimy sources

01:34:20.740 you already have enough

01:34:21.700 redundancies in the system

01:34:22.920 to keep yourself

01:34:23.900 from receiving salmonella

01:34:25.160 you rinse the chicken off

01:34:26.420 you don't put dish soap on it

01:34:27.800 you cook the chicken

01:34:28.980 uh to 165

01:34:29.780 i don't even rinse my chicken

01:34:30.880 why are you rinsing chicken

01:34:31.840 rinse the chicken

01:34:32.600 cook it to 165

01:34:33.900 cook cook

01:34:34.420 i mean you are supposed

01:34:35.340 to rinse it though

01:34:35.980 to get kind of like the juice

01:34:37.020 that is a thing

01:34:37.640 but i don't

01:34:38.340 if there's like

01:34:39.640 like excess blood

01:34:40.520 if it's in the package

01:34:41.200 i'll rinse it off

01:34:42.020 but then i'll

01:34:43.140 what i do

01:34:44.140 if you want to have

01:34:44.860 some good flavor and tenderness

01:34:45.980 you gotta marinate it

01:34:46.860 in vinegar

01:34:47.600 and the vinegar actually does

01:34:48.960 it'll kill it too 0.99

01:34:50.260 i don't know what the fuck 1.00

01:34:51.000 you're doing 0.99

01:34:51.740 it's good to rinse it

01:34:52.980 and dry it off

01:34:53.500 depending on what

01:34:54.140 you're doing with it too

01:34:55.080 because you like

01:34:55.520 you don't want it to have

01:34:56.280 like extra

01:34:57.280 like it kind of throws off

01:34:58.200 how you're gonna cook it

01:34:59.000 like if it's like

01:34:59.720 kind of extra wet

01:35:00.640 or whatever you know

01:35:01.740 marinating is good 0.86

01:35:03.540 and uh 0.81

01:35:04.300 i don't know what this

01:35:05.200 i like this chick 1.00

01:35:06.260 but i don't know

01:35:06.700 what her issue is

01:35:07.380 with rosemary

01:35:08.040 because rosemary

01:35:08.700 makes everything better

01:35:09.620 so you cook that chicken

01:35:10.660 throw salt pepper

01:35:11.740 rosemary

01:35:12.760 maybe some like red pepper 0.99

01:35:13.920 that shit's good 0.99

01:35:16.020 you can manually do rosemary 1.00

01:35:17.640 you break it up yourself

01:35:18.700 off the the spring

01:35:19.540 oh yeah

01:35:19.840 oh absolutely

01:35:20.400 so that's what she's saying

01:35:21.320 as opposed to a sprinkle thing

01:35:22.500 pull this comment from junkie jeff

01:35:24.840 i'm fine with either way

01:35:26.000 with rosemary really

01:35:27.040 rinsing is fine

01:35:28.160 the chicken juices

01:35:28.880 in the package stinks

01:35:29.760 you're poor 0.98

01:35:31.000 okay 1.00

01:35:31.860 you're going to a fucking store 1.00

01:35:33.440 and you're buying poor people food 1.00

01:35:34.960 i've never had fucking chicken 1.00

01:35:36.120 that stinks 0.99

01:35:36.600 if i did i'd throw it away 0.98

01:35:37.780 because i'm not fucking poor 0.99

01:35:39.100 you're poor junkie jeff 1.00

01:35:40.420 stop being poor 1.00

01:35:41.480 so you don't have to put soap 1.00

01:35:42.580 on your fucking chicken 1.00

01:35:43.400 you poor bitch 1.00

01:35:44.360 i was trying to think 1.00

01:35:46.060 of like one of those

01:35:46.660 expensive places

01:35:47.620 that people go

01:35:48.180 like the nice places

01:35:49.220 uh but i couldn't even

01:35:50.420 think of one

01:35:50.840 you know the nice

01:35:52.980 you know what i'm talking

01:35:54.080 about the

01:35:54.320 like there's the

01:35:55.120 you have like your normal

01:35:56.120 like public

01:35:56.820 correct

01:35:57.700 you have your public

01:35:58.680 you know uh

01:35:59.760 win dixie

01:36:00.800 but then you have like

01:36:01.600 what's it

01:36:02.080 whole foods

01:36:02.980 that's what i was trying

01:36:03.600 to think of

01:36:03.960 like whole foods

01:36:04.540 that's the only place

01:36:05.860 clint

01:36:06.080 because i actually agree

01:36:07.140 with junkie jeff

01:36:07.920 uh depending

01:36:08.620 it's not always

01:36:09.540 but there's a lot of times

01:36:10.760 you get chicken

01:36:11.180 and it's not a strong stink

01:36:12.880 but like you're like

01:36:13.820 i don't know whatever

01:36:14.620 i don't really want that

01:36:15.400 flavor mixing in

01:36:16.460 or that extra like

01:36:17.400 you know chicken juice

01:36:18.540 mixing in with all the stuff

01:36:19.500 i'm gonna rinse it off

01:36:20.340 the excess off

01:36:21.360 throw it in the skillet

01:36:22.680 you know what

01:36:22.940 this this theory

01:36:23.660 this this is the correct

01:36:25.080 theory actually 0.98

01:36:25.740 blacks uh wash 1.00

01:36:27.400 their chicken in dish soap 1.00

01:36:28.460 because they're

01:36:29.180 because they're so poor

01:36:30.680 that they only buy

01:36:31.880 like the most poor

01:36:33.200 chicken that they can find

01:36:34.440 that's why they do it

01:36:36.060 i always don't smell

01:36:37.560 i always i always watch

01:36:39.260 or i always just stick to the show

01:36:40.920 and i don't watch the comments

01:36:42.140 i flipped over to the comments

01:36:43.140 and now i can't focus

01:36:44.020 on the show at all

01:36:44.560 because our comment section 0.89

01:36:45.320 is so goddamn funny

01:36:46.120 i totally understand

01:36:47.000 why i love the community

01:36:48.040 i love it

01:36:48.800 we've cultivated a great community

01:36:50.060 here

01:36:50.320 they don't even come here for us

01:36:51.540 they're just chatting here

01:36:52.820 no i'm good with it

01:36:54.000 you know

01:36:54.280 keep riffing on jokes

01:36:55.400 we should probably start

01:36:56.500 trying to bring them up more

01:36:57.440 but i don't trust

01:36:58.260 a little dicky selection

01:36:59.520 i'll have to start doing

01:37:00.640 more of my own

01:37:01.200 look and

01:37:02.300 i can't do it on my end

01:37:03.240 at tower game

01:37:03.900 we all uh

01:37:04.640 we watch out for each other

01:37:06.240 and the gang as well

01:37:07.260 so uh we're keeping the gang together

01:37:09.040 that's what we did tonight

01:37:10.100 sort of

01:37:11.360 it's a weird way to wrap it up

01:37:13.600 with our morality in the story

01:37:14.880 oh i know he's back 0.99

01:37:15.520 i've never heard chicken in my fucking life 0.99

01:37:18.800 thank you benzo barbie 1.00

01:37:19.940 you are a white queen 0.97

01:37:21.160 i'm so racist right now 1.00

01:37:23.480 i'm so offended 1.00

01:37:24.340 that there's fucking idiots out there 1.00

01:37:26.740 that are soaping down their chicken 1.00

01:37:28.100 fuck 1.00

01:37:28.520 you know how much 1.00

01:37:29.040 you know how much

01:37:30.220 that soapy chicken

01:37:30.940 you probably ate

01:37:31.660 think about that 0.97

01:37:33.160 blacks 1.00

01:37:33.700 blacks 1.00

01:37:35.700 wait what was that 0.99

01:37:36.860 when you do a

01:37:37.220 saw adams clint russell

01:37:38.660 face matchup

01:37:39.820 they would work well

01:37:40.620 they have similar-ish faces

01:37:42.020 you know

01:37:42.420 look when i say 0.98

01:37:43.360 when i say blacks 0.89

01:37:44.260 i envision myself

01:37:45.840 as gilbert gottfried

01:37:47.000 that's what i'm doing

01:37:47.660 it's like

01:37:47.920 you should get mary july on the show

01:37:50.220 and ask if he cooks

01:37:51.260 if he was

01:37:51.800 you know i actually feel like

01:37:53.420 you'd be probably pretty funny

01:37:54.700 if we brought him

01:37:55.280 straight up 1.00

01:37:55.780 shit like that 1.00

01:37:56.880 that has to be criteria 0.99

01:37:58.320 if we like

01:37:58.920 every black guest we have 0.87

01:38:00.140 we just be like 0.92

01:38:00.600 yeah yeah

01:38:00.980 so what are you doing next

01:38:01.820 do you wash chicken

01:38:03.360 never mind

01:38:04.420 and we're like

01:38:06.380 no

01:38:06.640 but like

01:38:06.980 well you

01:38:07.280 you have to know

01:38:08.040 some other brothers

01:38:08.900 i mean the odds of us 0.79

01:38:10.560 ever having another black guest 1.00

01:38:11.780 are nil 0.98

01:38:12.540 but like if we do

01:38:13.580 i am absolutely asking

01:38:15.040 let's get

01:38:15.680 back on

01:38:16.900 ask him that

01:38:17.720 and then kick him out

01:38:18.540 of the show

01:38:19.020 dude if patriot j

01:38:20.780 washes his chicken

01:38:22.380 with soap

01:38:22.940 like 1.00

01:38:23.180 fuck 1.00

01:38:23.900 yo for real 1.00

01:38:24.560 patriot j

01:38:25.660 and

01:38:26.020 and olivia ronda

01:38:27.360 they're the type of

01:38:28.000 yeah the type of black people 1.00

01:38:28.880 to wash their chicken for real 0.99

01:38:30.300 100% 0.98

01:38:30.820 damn it 0.98

01:38:31.260 that's so offensive man 1.00

01:38:32.400 dude this sucks 0.96

01:38:33.500 because 0.99

01:38:33.800 in the genocide bracket

01:38:35.680 you know what i actually feel like

01:38:36.100 hotel probably

01:38:36.780 and he probably has some

01:38:38.920 like intricate explanation

01:38:40.220 for it

01:38:40.840 dude

01:38:41.060 this is a new term

01:38:42.460 we should

01:38:43.040 this

01:38:44.220 dude this is a new

01:38:45.300 yes

01:38:45.960 this is a new term

01:38:47.440 it's a chicken washer

01:38:49.280 yeah dude exactly

01:38:51.120 oh my god

01:38:51.760 you just thought of a great insult

01:38:53.220 the next time

01:38:53.780 you talk to a homage

01:38:55.000 didn't you

01:38:55.400 that's what i was just

01:38:56.520 about to say

01:38:57.140 dude instead of

01:38:59.640 movie talker

01:39:00.680 movie talker

01:39:01.840 is

01:39:02.000 chicken

01:39:03.540 with a banger

01:39:05.000 yeah

01:39:06.000 you know what 0.99

01:39:10.940 we don't fucking need you 0.99

01:39:12.020 cool 1.00

01:39:12.300 oh my god

01:39:16.540 oh man

01:39:18.020 we need to send all the

01:39:19.380 chicken washers back to 0.99

01:39:20.280 african

01:39:20.560 our comment section

01:39:22.000 our comment section

01:39:23.360 our comment section

01:39:24.640 is literally just listing

01:39:25.860 all of the black 0.77

01:39:26.840 libertarians 0.99

01:39:27.720 there's no way

01:39:32.540 hell in hell

01:39:33.160 thomas 0.97

01:39:33.620 and i bet you

01:39:36.180 he looks down

01:39:36.760 with such derision 0.97

01:39:37.800 on every black 0.99

01:39:38.660 he does 0.98

01:39:39.180 we should have 0.84

01:39:40.460 did a black

01:39:41.000 bracket

01:39:41.780 it's called 0.93

01:39:42.520 a black

01:39:43.340 oh my god 0.99

01:39:45.380 all the black 0.96

01:39:45.900 libertarians 0.95

01:39:46.480 debate if they

01:39:47.300 would wash

01:39:47.720 their chicken

01:39:48.200 the next

01:39:49.040 tournament idea

01:39:49.740 please

01:39:51.760 if we have

01:39:53.800 oh them jesus

01:39:54.480 on we gotta

01:39:55.220 have a list

01:39:56.320 look

01:39:56.820 it won't be

01:39:58.500 tournament but we

01:39:59.340 have to decide

01:40:00.180 chicken wash

01:40:01.000 or not

01:40:01.680 i'm down i'm down

01:40:03.320 to do that with

01:40:03.880 with hotep but i

01:40:04.660 don't want to do a

01:40:05.120 bracket but just like

01:40:05.880 just one segment

01:40:07.040 that'd be funny as 0.99

01:40:07.720 fuck 0.97

01:40:07.960 so you guys 1.00

01:40:11.900 you guys like

01:40:12.700 uh like these

01:40:13.760 like games but you

01:40:14.960 don't like the

01:40:15.540 format of a bracket

01:40:16.680 that's the thing

01:40:17.540 thomas soul would

01:40:18.500 never thank you

01:40:19.400 benzo i agree

01:40:20.780 thomas soul is the

01:40:22.360 only uh libertarian

01:40:23.580 adjacent black who 0.96

01:40:24.800 is not a chicken 0.98

01:40:25.400 washer thomas soul

01:40:26.380 would come up with

01:40:27.240 theory that would

01:40:27.940 justify being racist

01:40:29.300 against people who

01:40:30.060 do like that's the 0.99

01:40:31.440 kind of black he is 0.98

01:40:32.640 let me tell you 0.76

01:40:34.440 of washing a chicken

01:40:35.720 is so great

01:40:37.860 it's probably like

01:40:39.260 oh man

01:40:40.180 black it yes 0.93

01:40:42.260 it's probably like 0.99

01:40:44.640 black people would be 0.98

01:40:45.240 like yo i'm so 0.99

01:40:46.240 black like you know 0.88

01:40:47.460 that they'll say 0.97

01:40:47.920 like some like 1.00

01:40:48.500 like shit that's 1.00

01:40:49.120 like a not even a 1.00

01:40:50.080 stereotype but for

01:40:50.800 like black people do 1.00

01:40:51.920 like i'm so black i 0.98

01:40:52.900 still wash my 0.79

01:40:53.500 chicken i swear to

01:40:54.860 god i bet you they 0.93

01:40:55.640 say that and you

01:40:56.280 don't know about it

01:40:57.060 this is like oh

01:40:57.600 yeah you know

01:40:58.400 you ever see that

01:40:59.340 keen peel skit where

01:41:00.460 they're like at some

01:41:01.840 like you know

01:41:02.380 southern restaurant

01:41:03.120 these are like kind

01:41:03.740 of like almost like

01:41:04.420 white black dudes

01:41:05.780 if you know like 0.60

01:41:06.300 they're like in

01:41:06.780 suits like clearly

01:41:07.500 like and they're

01:41:08.200 kind of trying to

01:41:08.720 prove to each other

01:41:09.400 how hood they are 0.99

01:41:10.040 and they can they

01:41:10.820 can keep outdoing

01:41:11.600 each other and be

01:41:12.220 like you know

01:41:12.600 what i'll get the

01:41:13.720 chitlins and

01:41:14.420 you know what

01:41:14.820 never mind

01:41:15.200 cancel that order

01:41:17.460 uh cow hoof 1.00

01:41:18.980 little dicky has

01:41:21.000 uh has an

01:41:21.460 you know what 1.00

01:41:21.800 fuck it give me 1.00

01:41:22.560 some of that 1.00

01:41:23.000 dawn washed

01:41:23.800 chicken

01:41:24.240 dawn washed

01:41:27.200 yes

01:41:27.560 little dicky has

01:41:28.760 an interesting

01:41:29.220 idea what we

01:41:29.840 can do is

01:41:30.180 that chicken

01:41:31.280 look dawn

01:41:31.780 water

01:41:32.040 we can take

01:41:33.600 all the black 0.99

01:41:34.500 uh libertarians 0.87

01:41:35.420 and uh like

01:41:36.920 figure out which

01:41:37.660 one meets the 0.93

01:41:38.400 most black 0.96

01:41:39.100 stereotypes

01:41:39.780 i take your

01:41:40.480 dawn washed

01:41:41.240 chicken and

01:41:41.860 raise you some 1.00

01:41:42.760 motherfucking 0.99

01:41:43.520 bleach chicken 1.00

01:41:44.440 oh you got the

01:41:46.740 you got the

01:41:47.280 store brand

01:41:48.080 clorox

01:41:48.800 are they a

01:41:49.560 movie talker

01:41:50.940 oh hey

01:41:51.220 jesse lee

01:41:51.720 peterson we

01:41:52.240 gotta circle 1.00

01:41:52.800 that shit 1.00

01:41:53.680 they use in 1.00

01:41:54.480 laboratories

01:41:55.420 jesse lee

01:41:56.080 peterson even

01:41:56.860 though he's like 0.90

01:41:57.520 very racist 0.99

01:41:58.400 against black 1.00

01:41:58.940 he 100% still 0.98

01:42:00.360 washes his

01:42:01.080 chicken because

01:42:02.060 he's probably

01:42:02.520 been doing it

01:42:03.120 like it's

01:42:03.580 probably some 1.00

01:42:03.980 slave shit like 1.00

01:42:04.800 it goes back to 1.00

01:42:05.420 the slaves that 0.77

01:42:05.940 we don't know

01:42:06.320 about you know

01:42:07.360 i bet it i bet

01:42:07.980 it's because they

01:42:08.380 were getting the

01:42:08.780 scraps off the

01:42:09.340 table so they

01:42:09.860 had to wash it

01:42:10.480 before they ate

01:42:11.060 it and now

01:42:12.080 i bet you he

01:42:14.020 will make the

01:42:14.500 argument that

01:42:15.580 it's like the 0.92

01:42:16.440 the shitty i bet 0.98

01:42:18.420 you jesse lee 0.99

01:42:19.120 pierce would find

01:42:19.860 a way to twist it

01:42:20.660 that it's like the 1.00

01:42:21.340 shitty black people 1.00

01:42:22.300 that don't wash 1.00

01:42:23.280 the chicken i

01:42:24.260 guarantee you he

01:42:24.900 would do some 1.00

01:42:25.300 shit like that 0.99

01:42:26.180 it's probably it's 0.99

01:42:27.860 probably like the

01:42:28.420 one part of his

01:42:29.140 blackness that he 0.72

01:42:29.980 holds on to and

01:42:31.060 won't like apologize

01:42:32.580 the crazy thing is

01:42:33.460 he probably has no 1.00

01:42:34.620 idea how stupid it 1.00

01:42:35.660 is too because he's 1.00

01:42:36.400 just been doing it

01:42:37.020 forever it's like 1.00

01:42:37.680 he's like oh fuck 1.00

01:42:38.700 i am black wait 1.00

01:42:39.700 you don't believe in 0.98

01:42:41.040 tradition you gotta

01:42:43.700 wash the demons

01:42:44.680 away you've been

01:42:45.820 pissing out your 1.00

01:42:46.560 asshole eating that 1.00

01:42:47.860 unwashed chickens 1.00

01:42:49.400 that's the main

01:42:51.980 reason they hate 1.00

01:42:52.700 white people 0.88

01:42:53.280 you know these

01:42:56.820 cavemen eating

01:42:57.760 they unwashed

01:42:58.560 chickens what if

01:43:00.880 chicken washing

01:43:01.680 what if it's

01:43:02.240 actual what if

01:43:03.240 it's actually

01:43:03.580 cultural appropriation

01:43:05.400 what if uh no

01:43:10.620 what if chicken

01:43:11.960 washing is cultural

01:43:12.960 appropriation because

01:43:14.060 what happened was

01:43:14.820 the the slaves were 0.99

01:43:16.500 uh slaughtering the

01:43:17.380 chickens and the

01:43:18.180 white and the white 0.73

01:43:18.960 people were like we

01:43:19.820 gotta wash this

01:43:20.520 chicken that's been

01:43:21.260 you know handled by 0.95

01:43:22.940 the black slaves we 1.00

01:43:24.420 gotta wash this 1.00

01:43:25.060 chicken and then

01:43:25.660 they wanted to be

01:43:26.220 more like the white 0.65

01:43:26.940 people we have to be 0.97

01:43:28.040 more uh

01:43:28.920 more culture we gotta

01:43:32.260 wash this chicken

01:43:33.520 you think

01:43:34.320 they're like

01:43:34.860 they got like 0.99

01:43:36.880 a black 0.80

01:43:37.560 there's a black 0.98

01:43:38.940 person catering

01:43:39.760 company that just

01:43:40.580 like like they'd be

01:43:41.160 like we make so

01:43:41.780 much chicken we just

01:43:42.600 put it in the

01:43:43.060 washing machine at

01:43:43.800 this point

01:43:44.220 the hand washing it

01:43:45.820 was close enough to

01:43:46.880 a nickel and a dime

01:43:47.660 i guarantee you

01:43:50.900 jesse pearson's

01:43:51.740 argument for why

01:43:53.160 you should wash 1.00

01:43:53.900 your shit is 1.00

01:43:54.940 probably something 1.00

01:43:55.680 like that's the

01:43:57.200 problem with all

01:43:57.680 these young boys

01:43:58.460 these days they

01:43:59.360 don't care no bit

01:44:00.440 about you know 1.00

01:44:02.040 fuck you we just 1.00

01:44:03.480 created the greatest 1.00

01:44:04.940 slur of 2023

01:44:06.920 right yeah

01:44:07.840 baby it's the title

01:44:09.260 of the episode we're

01:44:10.260 going on we don't

01:44:11.620 don't even put a

01:44:12.460 poll out this episode

01:44:13.380 is called chicken

01:44:13.980 washers 100%

01:44:14.960 all right i want to

01:44:16.340 do it anyway we're

01:44:17.080 at the greatest

01:44:17.480 we was clean

01:44:19.080 all right guys

01:44:22.500 let's get let's 0.99

01:44:23.980 get the fuck out 0.87

01:44:24.620 of here this is 0.99

01:44:25.120 why i know we're

01:44:26.520 at a high note we're

01:44:27.200 at an hour 45 i can 0.98

01:44:28.580 fucking riff off this 0.98

01:44:29.740 for 25 more minutes 0.99

01:44:30.740 no i gotta pee really

01:44:31.740 bad oh go pee go

01:44:33.120 pee come on we

01:44:34.540 need i need the

01:44:35.080 comments just keep

01:44:35.840 coming keep giving

01:44:36.600 me more and more

01:44:37.260 this is look malcolm x

01:44:38.640 his name is just a few

01:44:39.680 letters off from i'm

01:44:40.640 gonna come i'm gonna

01:44:41.820 come clean with the

01:44:42.540 audience and i'm not

01:44:43.300 sure this is related

01:44:44.300 but i did take an

01:44:45.760 edible like right

01:44:46.540 before we started

01:44:47.320 the guys told me to

01:44:48.700 do it i didn't tell

01:44:49.340 clint i said let's

01:44:50.120 not tell clint let's

01:44:50.860 see if he can

01:44:51.240 realize but now

01:44:52.220 i'm trying to

01:44:52.960 that's him in a

01:44:55.400 tropic thunder i

01:44:56.540 believe

01:44:56.880 blackface robert

01:44:58.840 donnie

01:44:59.240 i had i had no idea

01:45:02.360 i think there's a

01:45:03.720 correlation between

01:45:04.700 what's going on now

01:45:06.060 and what i did and

01:45:07.520 that's a dangerous

01:45:08.160 thing because like i'm

01:45:08.960 not going to do this

01:45:09.540 all the time i just

01:45:10.280 did this dude oh man

01:45:12.800 if you get if you get

01:45:14.260 retardation if you eat 1.00

01:45:16.360 fucking chicken washes 1.00

01:45:17.460 if you if you eat if 0.99

01:45:19.580 you eat chicken that

01:45:20.500 you've washed in dish

01:45:21.680 soap and you get

01:45:22.340 retired from it is that

01:45:23.740 don syndrome

01:45:24.900 don l rollins

01:45:27.220 i'm trying to think of

01:45:31.740 a name that works with

01:45:32.580 clorox but i can't

01:45:33.480 figure it out

01:45:34.020 what's the time what's

01:45:35.060 the time frame that the

01:45:35.860 first white person gets 0.99

01:45:36.960 gets killed for calling a 1.00

01:45:38.180 black person a chicken 1.00

01:45:39.040 washer and and everyone's 0.93

01:45:40.580 just like well he did

01:45:41.200 call him a chicken

01:45:42.500 washer 1.00

01:45:42.900 oh shit the next time 1.00

01:45:45.080 toad is on public 1.00

01:45:46.000 transportation there's 0.98

01:45:47.060 gonna be a black dude 0.99

01:45:47.700 who heard about this and 0.99

01:45:48.900 they're gonna hunt toad's 1.00

01:45:49.920 ass down it's gonna be 0.99

01:45:50.640 great oh i i i hope i

01:45:53.020 encounter some tower

01:45:53.840 game

01:45:54.020 the beauty of this

01:45:56.180 chicken washer thing i

01:45:58.080 feel like the chicken

01:45:58.700 washer thing is like

01:45:59.900 oh my god this this is

01:46:12.640 our next stop black or 0.90

01:46:13.960 whack by the way 1.00

01:46:14.880 this is black or whack 0.96

01:46:19.400 right here 0.99

01:46:19.940 yo legion of skanks 1.00

01:46:21.620 fuck you i know i work 1.00

01:46:23.460 for you guys but fuck 1.00

01:46:24.440 you i'm telling you this 1.00

01:46:25.880 is like all right that's

01:46:26.840 pretty good

01:46:27.400 it all makes sense now

01:46:33.180 that's why you had it

01:46:34.420 wow

01:46:35.840 yo they they keep you

01:46:37.820 know how you keep

01:46:38.280 clorox under the sink

01:46:39.300 it was in a hot sauce

01:46:39.340 bottle too wasn't it

01:46:40.760 he put bleach in a

01:46:42.040 hot sauce bottle i think

01:46:42.940 that's what it was

01:46:43.440 that's like two at once

01:46:47.460 you know and they

01:46:48.960 poured it on juicy

01:46:51.140 oh that is incredible

01:46:53.540 this is the greatest

01:46:54.360 thing that's ever

01:46:54.920 happened

01:46:55.260 and cole is just being

01:46:58.620 like cole has like two

01:46:59.840 pieces of wood between

01:47:00.740 his legs and he's tied

01:47:01.740 to the bed

01:47:02.320 honey i'm sorry

01:47:04.820 cole's dead so he'll 0.96

01:47:07.320 never know

01:47:07.860 oh my god i can't

01:47:09.220 believe they maybe they

01:47:10.420 thought that they thought 0.98

01:47:11.500 jesse was a dirty chicken 0.92

01:47:12.860 they were just trying to 0.95

01:47:15.920 clean him

01:47:16.700 i think they were just

01:47:22.180 way ahead of the curve

01:47:23.060 coming up we're gonna get

01:47:25.020 a rebound later you know

01:47:26.580 what i mean like like oh 0.99

01:47:27.580 shit bleach they were 0.99

01:47:29.120 thinking ahead with the 1.00

01:47:29.960 racism

01:47:30.380 oh man

01:47:33.360 i feel like i'm gonna

01:47:33.720 have a heart attack

01:47:34.240 this is the greatest

01:47:34.880 thing that's ever

01:47:35.340 happened

01:47:35.600 my god god bless

01:47:37.020 our check god bless

01:47:38.080 you guys this is so

01:47:39.060 clean yay

01:47:39.720 clean yay

01:47:40.300 oh yo

01:47:44.940 wb to bubbles

01:47:46.620 yo

01:47:47.180 that's so dope

01:47:48.860 that is so dope 0.99

01:47:50.020 that's so retarded 1.00

01:47:51.100 he's my favorite 0.98

01:47:53.720 oh my god

01:47:55.240 for real 1.00

01:47:55.540 let's get the fuck 0.98

01:47:56.200 out of here 0.95

01:47:56.460 i think jose's right 1.00

01:47:57.340 let's end this shit 0.99

01:47:57.960 on a high note 0.98

01:47:58.640 i love everybody here 0.98

01:48:00.240 fucking next person 0.99

01:48:01.580 just call if you if 1.00

01:48:02.780 your boss is black just 1.00

01:48:03.740 call him a chicken 1.00

01:48:04.340 washer he has no idea 1.00

01:48:05.600 this is a great shit 0.99

01:48:06.400 ever get this thing 0.99

01:48:07.200 going hey let me just

01:48:08.120 say too i will not be

01:48:09.100 here next wednesday i'm

01:48:10.000 gonna be in colorado so

01:48:11.100 if you're come out see

01:48:12.300 me at uh liberty on the

01:48:14.660 rocks on wednesday and

01:48:15.480 then on saturday i'll be

01:48:16.340 speaking at lp colorado

01:48:17.320 we're out

01:48:17.620 yeah exactly

01:48:20.580 okay i've

Tower Gang - December 09, 2024

#NEVERFORGET： Ep 115 - Chicken Washers

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