Tower Gang - Ep 207 - Hautism w⧸ Raven

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

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00:00:30.000 slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.

00:00:49.860 Don't be am over.

00:00:51.800 You're the enemy. 0.99

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00:00:56.500 this shit is retarded this shit is retarded it's how again wednesday 1.00

00:01:04.080 what's up retards 1.00

00:01:06.960 i want to listen to music from the hood i don't ever want to step foot yes right

00:01:14.260 i've been we're trying for another one and in the back of my mind i was like it would be me

00:01:20.400 like it's a retarded baby like it would be so cool and i'm like hold you and your down 0.93

00:01:25.040 why are we talking about on this show 0.84

00:01:38.500 oh that's that's too far i'm asking you a question

00:01:45.260 welcome ladies and gentlemen to another live stream edition of tower gang anybody else do 0.98

00:02:03.380 this when the fucking the the grass the glass breaking do you shoot at the screen like me 0.98

00:02:08.240 no i just scream everything in there oh dude like i shoot at the screen as soon as it goes 0.99

00:02:13.440 uh what's up retards and i go i always shoot the screen like that it's fucking fun he's not even 0.99

00:02:19.200 lying i was watching him yeah i do it uh like a health care ceo is that what you're doing just 0.93

00:02:23.820 no never i would never do such a thing anyways i'm clint hi welcome uh we got top lops the

00:02:30.720 progenitor of all the finest wares in the lands uh he was also the host of the nephilim death squad

00:02:35.020 with his illustrious coke dealing puerto rican co-host raven also homosexual we got toad i thought 0.94

00:02:41.900 jose had just gotten more homosexual actually i'm gonna save toad's announcement for the last 0.87

00:02:45.940 because he's the star of the show uh we've got cole here who is the jackedest man in all of the 0.88

00:02:51.040 little lands and then you saw me you saw me on there i was i was putting that 40 up real good

00:02:55.220 yo you're the jackedest man in all of the little lands let me just say something real quick because

00:02:59.540 i'm i'm i'm fucking frustrated and i'm frustrated but i realize i'm frustrated there's an r in there 0.98

00:03:04.460 dude i'm frustrated f-u-s rated at the top row only at the top row cole you guys have seen what's 0.92

00:03:12.440 been happening with cole he's been he's been egging me on for a long time now i don't do it 0.99

00:03:17.500 no no no i'm fuck i don't like cole anymore uh david i thought he was being really nice to you i 0.98

00:03:22.660 thought he was just being supportive cole's been trying to shoot uh daggers at everybody lately and 0.98

00:03:27.920 i don't i don't like it i don't like it he used to be joyous i feel like i feel like i feel like

00:03:34.760 he's filled with venom now yeah i've been watching too many instagram reels i've been i've been looking

00:03:40.660 at laney edit material too much yeah maybe that's it or precious beheadings or you're the male you're 0.69

00:03:48.440 the male lily and you've taken a hundred shots of venom into your mouth i think it's the opposite i think 0.99

00:03:53.060 he's not ejaculated enough seeing as how uh sex doesn't quite do it and neither does blow jobs 0.99

00:03:58.260 i would i'd say it's uh the stress of new home ownership i think he's in up to his eyeballs in 0.98

00:04:04.160 debt and he's just i'm drowning in debt over here guys this is a cry for help

00:04:08.980 but more importantly the star of the show the man of the hour of the hour and a half he is the host

00:04:17.520 of better off dead he is the star of tower gang he is tower gang toad can we review how meta would

00:04:23.880 that be if we reviewed can we review the review of his review i haven't watched it at all do you

00:04:29.000 have any footage from that i would have liked to i gotta watch that episode dude dave you gotta

00:04:33.340 fucking watch it what do you think it's a bigger thing it's great i watched the entire thing it was 0.87

00:04:37.900 the greatest thing i've watched all year i told top that i'm not kidding hours out of out of out of 0.99

00:04:42.880 toad's better off dead it was nearly a three-hour show which i hate me what i saw was 45 minutes

00:04:48.340 oh okay oh oh so his segment oh i see oh do we need to uh we need to address that our producer won't

00:04:54.940 be here tonight unfortunately so no he's here so if anything goes wrong it's his fault he's literally

00:04:59.820 not here um but if anything goes wrong it's toad's fault toad's wasn't going to produce for us but so

00:05:05.200 if you don't see any drops like i think i am the hardest that someone said like all right cole be hard 0.82

00:05:09.480 so i am the hardest would have worked great there i don't even know what the fuck those drops are 0.84

00:05:14.040 what happened to this guy whose window i'm in whose window i'm occupying what happened to this guy

00:05:17.780 oh i forgot that he was even on the show good point oh yeah he's been abducted abducted i think but

00:05:23.880 not not by like by illegal aliens like he lives in florida he's been inducted by mexicans um he sold 0.99

00:05:30.140 them like they he was he told them they they were trying to buy hairless pussy and he sold them 1.00

00:05:34.860 hairless pussy and then they got really upset okay whatever let's let's do this let's do this 1.00

00:05:39.460 real quick guys um it would be dope if jose got killed in like a in a hairless pussy sale gone bad 1.00

00:05:45.500 that'd be very funny i got i got the opportunity to go on who are these podcasts the sun's freaking 0.98

00:05:50.640 out can i say before you press play uh tower gang infinitely better looking than who are these

00:05:55.740 podcasts yeah yeah i'd say so even even with me dragging it down and we're still yeah still it's

00:06:01.740 crazy yeah the dude in the bottom looks uh he's like their toad he's the producer kind of roughly

00:06:10.280 he has hair he's better than me he has hair all right so at this point i'm trying to explain to

00:06:17.380 them what toad is and uh i like i was like before you go into it you have to see what he wears so i

00:06:23.480 don't know oh wait here we go it is before you listen to this content okay so these are all crazy

00:06:29.220 pictures right yeah okay toad oh mr toad he takes pride in competing at his job halloween costume

00:06:41.300 every year okay there is just as rick sanchez yes okay so right now they're really off-put by what

00:06:48.920 they're seeing and uh i'm like but it gets it gets worse and they're like yeah confused they're

00:06:54.600 confused they're like why did you show us this and i was like you got to understand to understand

00:06:57.560 the man toad here you just have to and they keep watching it was just i don't even care about it

00:07:02.720 not even close this is the very start of the show and every show starts off with them recapping

00:07:07.640 yesterday's losses and what's brilliant about this is that it goes from here's all the games i lost

00:07:14.320 yesterday to here's what i'm picking tonight

00:07:16.140 dude it goes on i'm gonna take this down but it goes on like this for about an hour

00:07:23.100 and it just continues to get better to the point where we play another clip of you a random one of 0.90

00:07:30.000 you just start any show and he goes oh and one today and they just fucking burst out laughing 0.88

00:07:35.180 because like by the time we we get done with me explaining who toad is there they get it everybody 0.96

00:07:41.360 gets it the people in the chat are like i fucking get it they're like i hate this guy 0.97

00:07:45.600 but i get it and i was like this is exactly the job i had to do of spreading the good word you know 0.89

00:07:50.200 what i mean like did he uh so did they actually come like did they come back in whenever he did

00:07:55.740 his ukulele and they were like all in after that oh wait did you show him the ukulele oh yeah

00:08:00.760 i knew he showed it i heard it was it was a cover of like uh limp biscuit i do have that as well

00:08:09.060 no it was freak on a leash and then uh baby got back 1.00

00:08:12.660 it's just incredible oh god do you look like

00:08:19.320 is it after the first chorus i don't remember yeah they're waiting for the scat part it's

00:08:26.760 i'm telling i'm not lying i watched every minute of this toad i love every minute of this

00:08:31.520 they are falling in love that's how i do it that's how i seduce other podcasters

00:08:46.620 dude the best part yeah they they recognize how seriously you take it

00:08:51.340 towards the end they talk they talk it was pretty towards the end they talk about him being a virgin 0.98

00:09:03.340 and he's like he's like oh man that fucking sucks it's just it's just so it's so genuine that they're 0.99

00:09:09.220 just so disturbed by everything about your life and it's just like it's like everything i've had 0.99

00:09:13.440 to experience for the past three years getting to watch people experience that in fast forward like

00:09:17.840 to find out like instantly hate you the whole evolution into like kind of liking you and then

00:09:23.860 feeling sad and then hating you again but then loving you at the end of it and that's what happened

00:09:27.660 that's what people do so they get four years of me condensed into a half hour yes that's about 0.95

00:09:35.360 enough and i'm not kidding the chat is like this guy fucking rocks they want him to come back they 0.99

00:09:41.660 want they want this to be like a reoccurring segment where they right this ends with toad star 0.95

00:09:46.380 rising dramatic I got some subscribers out of it was it was it noticeable what did you get he

00:09:51.900 said he always got 200 whoa really that's I almost got to 200 okay so about 20 more subscribers

00:10:00.060 yeah so like 30 okay yeah but you got 30 subscribers that's like still something you've done hundreds

00:10:06.060 of episodes and you only had 150 subscribers so that was a big deal yeah that's like what like 20%

00:10:12.240 like you're doing really like yeah and if you were following me tonight you would have won on utap

00:10:17.180 baby oh there is something about toad's content where it's like as the world burns to watch better

00:10:22.580 off dead is to detach from reality and look at this guy suffering instead of your own I think that's

00:10:27.560 why there is success in there there is success in it's therapeutic it's like it's like it's like

00:10:33.120 it's like looking at it's like being hungry I don't know in Appalachia but then you see that

00:10:38.160 commercial for the Africans that are starving with the flies and you're like would you would 0.99

00:10:41.860 you fuck this kid or this vulture I still can't believe you tweeted that dude uh how about Sam 1.00

00:10:50.180 Tripoli uh wearing dangerous retards right up next to Tim Dillon I mean isn't that just like the 1.00

00:10:54.860 fucking yeah that's pretty cool right that shit was loud to go see him he and he crushed by the way 0.98

00:11:00.060 at uh at side splitters uh Sam really tore that place up so did his opener uh uh what was his name 0.99

00:11:05.140 top Brad or I don't fucking remember he was funny though he was very funny I got to actually meet 0.74

00:11:11.340 finally Brady Matthews uh Jose and found out that he's fucking he's a real human he's actually a real 0.92

00:11:16.360 dude oh he's weird he's weird and personal right I'm not sure though uh I got to hang out with him 0.66

00:11:20.840 for a little bit I feel bad he showed up late so he didn't get to sit with us and um so I don't

00:11:25.080 know I don't think he was weird at all he was it was pretty pretty no no it's if you haven't met

00:11:29.220 Jose yet one thing about him is he has a wallet chain uh yes yeah and you you don't expect that 0.98

00:11:35.660 looking at him but like he rolls up like wallet chain you don't it's the funniest shit David you 0.97

00:11:40.380 have a wallet chain right I don't but I fucking should yeah you seem you seem like a guy like 0.98

00:11:45.540 I've met you and I'm still confident that you had one when I saw you what it does is my my visage is 0.91

00:11:52.740 such that your psychology plugs one in there yeah it should be yeah I'm pretty sure when we went to the 0.99

00:11:57.500 beach together I'm pretty sure you had one at the beach you had a wallet chain to your fucking 0.98

00:12:01.260 swim shorts like yeah dude you never fucking know when you're gonna lose I believe I believe every 0.98

00:12:06.380 word of that you know when the last time I lost a wallet was never fucking never happened so you 1.00

00:12:11.100 know when the last time I had money in that wallet me never let's let's talk about this fucking bitch 1.00

00:12:19.660 that got railed by a hundred guys hold on before we get to that do we want to do the other the bigger 1.00

00:12:24.060 news I think of the week was that white people are back and we can finally kill people on subways 0.99

00:12:29.100 again black people oh I forgot about that yeah that happened literally like two days ago yeah well 0.98

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00:12:47.820 today hashtag make a play no I mean in fairness I don't feel like we I don't feel like we ever 0.99

00:12:55.980 couldn't kill black people that's right yeah I mean unless you're a cop if you're a cop you can't 0.99

00:13:00.940 kill black people it's very it was a social stigma attached to it for sure but now it's almost like 0.99

00:13:05.020 open season yeah it was previously considered distasteful now it's fashionably in yeah it's 0.99

00:13:10.860 cool it's like once they start being loud again you just go like just started to grow my hair like 0.54

00:13:16.860 daniel penny man that's why i did the solo stash i went fucking solo you should do like uh you should 0.97

00:13:23.100 do like what uh david does and and bleach your hair just like him so you have the blonde curls dude you 0.92

00:13:29.340 actually you have his hair which is really funny yeah let me see yeah dude that's yeah bleach your hair

00:13:35.260 bleach your hair dude if you bleach your hair blonde and just change your like mess change your name to 0.83

00:13:39.740 daniel that'd be perfect my name change my name to daniel i don't know if it's public so i'm trying 0.99

00:13:47.740 not to fuck you up i'll get right on yeah i mean just fucking change your name to like like how to go 0.99

00:13:52.540 back to this oh by the way yeah fucking tower gang mercy the hack hack oh yeah let's go get that 1.00

00:13:57.420 shit dude is very much like uh justin timberlake if he didn't get banged by a bunch of adult men when 1.00

00:14:04.220 he was a child no he just went to the marines yeah exactly if he went to the marines didn't have sex with 1.00

00:14:09.500 people in the mickey mouse club uh and didn't go on to be you know totally mk ultra he would have 0.99

00:14:14.140 gone on to choke a black man in the street today i respectfully disagree i feel like temperlake of 0.95

00:14:18.620 all the child stars that like he's crushing oh yeah the best movies of all time in time handled anal 0.98

00:14:25.900 penetration the best i don't know i don't know if that's a joke i love that movie i love that movie 0.90

00:14:30.300 too i'm not that's not even a joke i love it in time i've been getting real about in time because like

00:14:35.500 uh every so so for some reason youtube shorts it'll be like the flavor of the month and it's

00:14:39.980 either a tv show or a movie that you're going to watch in like 30 second clips over the next like

00:14:45.180 month and in time was this last month's movie and so i watched like the entire movie in clips

00:14:52.700 because you know because it's just like it'll randomly show up it'll be like every like fifth one

00:14:56.140 it's it's clearly it's clearly a marxist screed against capitalism because it's like oh you 0.91

00:15:00.460 the wealthy get to buy time from the poor to live longer and shit but like the movie kicks 0.98

00:15:04.780 ass i love it it's so cool maybe i'll give it a chance like all the young people have such bad 1.00

00:15:10.060 add now that's just how they're consuming movies and i'm not saying anything against justin timberlake

00:15:15.500 by the way obviously daniel penny is you know a head and shoulders he had no chance he was in

00:15:20.460 hollywood you're gonna get dd you're gonna get yeah yeah you got dd 100 and he had really well to

00:15:25.580 clint he's doing all right though like clint said he's he's the one that isn't doing that bad i 0.99

00:15:29.420 mean look at like fucking uh lance bass yeah not many people can get he's gay pounded in their anal 0.99

00:15:35.820 cavity and then go on to just be a successful millionaire i mean yeah i mean uh backstreet 0.99

00:15:40.380 boys what i don't understand about just typically is when he went solo he he was one of the only

00:15:46.300 guys from boy bands i don't know why we're talking about this he was one of the only guys from a boy

00:15:50.060 band that spun off and went solo and absolutely crushed i mean he was like number number one on the

00:15:55.420 charts for what felt like years and then he just stopped making music for like a long time wouldn't

00:16:01.340 you want to i'd rather be joey fatone than uh no justin timberlake yo joey that's a movie i was 0.60

00:16:07.260 watching yeah you want to be the you want to be the fat one yeah the fat one i'm sorry dude he's 0.60

00:16:12.540 already claimed that title he's living life dog he's like he's the most happy oh i was watching my big 0.74

00:16:18.540 fat greek wedding too i will do joey joey fatone has to do like he has to do like hosting gigs on

00:16:24.780 like reality he has a terrible life you want to be a nick lachey nick lachey he just he does that

00:16:30.860 show love is blind i think where it's just him and his wife and they and they watch couples just burst

00:16:36.540 into flames and embarrass themselves on television and then they bring them together for a reunion for

00:16:40.940 one more round of embarrassment and then they move on to the next unfortunate group that is a gig that

00:16:45.180 you want nick lachey's got it figured out joey fatone is the uh announcer for family feud though

00:16:49.980 and he has a food truck called fat ones which are he sells like these this is what i'm saying his life

00:16:55.260 is hot dogs dude his life is great he's friends with the impractical jokers he does whatever the

00:17:00.780 he feels like joey fatone whatever he feels like he's doing he's doing it right i think justin timberlake

00:17:06.220 does whatever he feels like justin he was the hottest solo act in the world and he was just like you

00:17:10.700 know what i'm gonna act for a while and then i'm not gonna make any music for five years because i 0.99

00:17:14.860 have so much money it doesn't matter yeah now he's married to some horse face bitch that's some 1.00

00:17:19.820 that's like a big time jessica biel is fire hot she has a horse face jessica biel horse face look at 1.00

00:17:25.900 her face that's jessica she looks like a horse yeah jessica simpson prime is elite oh yeah also 1.00

00:17:34.780 but as far as face goes jessica biel uh i think jessica simpson i got caught uh trying to look at

00:17:42.540 jessica simpson pics when i was uh younger pulling your pudge when i was a kid i got caught with it

00:17:46.700 back that was the one because i was like uh i was like i'm on the family computer and i was like

00:17:51.420 jessica simpson hot and then my dad like walked in he's like what are you doing like that's the

00:17:57.340 one i got on further review yeah jessica biel's hot my bad yeah you were thinking of somebody else

00:18:02.940 it's all right it happened i was thinking just because uh oh my god look uh jethro or whatever the 0.52

00:18:08.620 fuck that name is over here has a an actual uh no wait i wouldn't call that correct he says jessica 0.69

00:18:13.820 alba uh and then jessica simpson and then jessica biel i would say jessica simpson goes at the end of 0.98

00:18:19.500 that yeah no jessica biel is probably the top that is so hard are we talking are we talking prime prime 1.00

00:18:26.540 if we're talking dude jessica alba all right see jessica alba has longevity which is spectacular

00:18:32.540 she has been as healthy now isn't she she looks incredible yeah she's drinking baby blood 0.99

00:18:37.340 what does she look like and i say keep doing it she's a fucking libtard which is a bummer but she 1.00

00:18:42.140 is really super hot she's a woman it doesn't matter yeah what are we doing here oh man yeah but she 1.00

00:18:48.140 campaigned for kamala harris she's like thinking about uh sarah just over at libtard yeah she looks

00:18:53.100 i was thinking about yeah uh is their name sarah jessica parker sarah jessica parker yeah she looks

00:18:59.980 she looks like a foot no no no no i was thinking about jessica biel yes i think that the pictures that

00:19:05.100 we're seeing here of jessica davis shut the up i think the pictures that we're seeing here of

00:19:08.620 jessica biel are just like good pictures i remember looking at her and just saying like

00:19:13.260 this looks like a horse like i don't so there's a movie do you guys know what i'm talking about where 0.59

00:19:18.060 she's dancing on stage and she's pouring wax on herself um i used to jerk off into it when i was a 0.94

00:19:23.100 kid oh that's that's great but i'll tell you the the best scene a scene that literally changed my life 0.70

00:19:28.140 i think the name of the movie was london uh i don't know if she was with timberlake or statham but she's

00:19:32.380 fucking riding him and then when he's he goes i'm gonna come i'm gonna come and then she 1.00

00:19:35.740 fucking jumps off of him and just takes it in her fucking mouth it's the hottest i've ever seen in 1.00

00:19:39.500 my life is that your favorite is that your favorite scene i'm gonna i'm gonna say here i got a favorite 1.00

00:19:44.060 scene for you when i was a kid my favorite one was taking lives with angelina angelina jolie i don't 0.99

00:19:48.620 know if anybody's ever seen this but long story short she has sex in it and you see your tits no and it 1.00

00:19:54.060 no way awesome dude it's man we sound we sound really really lame right now i'm sorry i thought 0.99

00:20:00.060 that was who was who was the one in the teratino movie um with the snake i'm gonna pull i'm pulling 0.97

00:20:07.020 the plug on this we're pulling the plug on this we're not talking about jerking off adolescent 0.65

00:20:10.140 jerky we just went from no shut up we just went from uh justin timberlake's career to tweens and who

00:20:17.020 was hot in the 90s that's literally the same conversation what are you talking about cry me a river about

00:20:22.460 that cry me a river i don't care there we go there we go we can actually go to another woman 0.97

00:20:32.380 that also was taking hot loads uh or not to me because so real quick real quick christina aguilera 1.00

00:20:38.780 went from like oh my god the hottest thing i'd ever seen and then she ate herself and then she cut 0.99

00:20:43.820 herself in half it's one of the it's one of the most bizarre arcs i've ever seen she looks as good as

00:20:49.020 she did when you know we were all much younger uh i don't know what she's doing is this ozempic or

00:20:53.980 some like that but all right all right all right we'll talk about the chick that got railed by 100 0.85

00:20:57.740 guys okay jesus christ guys finally no that's not the chick that's not the chick that banged 100 guys

00:21:05.820 i knew that i was different you know what i was doing pause real quick 0.65

00:21:10.860 would you rather bang right now right now would you rather bang the chick that just banged 100 1.00

00:21:15.340 guys or 100 oh i'd rather bang 100 guys 0.99

00:21:23.340 but technically would you be able to like if uh i couldn't do this you would get arrested 0.85

00:21:29.100 i think you would get i i legitimately think you would get arrested for bestiality

00:21:33.340 well the most jarring thing the most jarring thing about this video is that this thing speaks english it's

00:21:37.580 just it's like it just looks as if it can't like it shouldn't be able to communicate at all what are

00:21:41.260 you saying though cole what do you can't even tell that this person is it's an animal i can't 0.96

00:21:45.980 either let's phrase it let's phrase it this way if you have sex with the girl that's just had sex 0.99

00:21:49.900 with the guy and you have you can't wear a condom she's had sex with a hundred guys hundred dudes 1.00

00:21:54.380 right so i'm gonna sign up for the the thousand i'd rather i'd rather let that chick i'd rather let that 1.00

00:21:59.260 chick just stand over my mouth and drain into me then this thing 1.00

00:22:09.740 it's only less gay than this abo here so dude yeah well that's a good question then what clint 1.00

00:22:15.260 said would you rather have sex with this abo or would you let the 100 dudes chick drain into your 1.00

00:22:19.740 mouth dude i think this this abo was a dude i'm pretty sure i can't i don't even is it a tranny 1.00

00:22:24.540 let's watch the video let's watch the rest of it let's what i mean tell me if you want to pause

00:22:28.780 it i'll pause it let me know is that stubble no what was is it stubble right it's like glistening

00:22:33.420 look at the it's look at the face i think it's glitter i think it's glitter dude that is terrifying 0.94

00:22:38.300 what if abos are made of glitter imagine the fucking kung fu grip she'd have on you or he'd have 1.00

00:22:43.900 her i don't know what i don't mean it looks like a puffer fish pause maybe they're her looks like an 0.98

00:22:50.540 angler like glitter oh my god it does it looks like something that would be like a thousand

00:22:55.660 feet below it looks like an angler a thousand feet tall it looks like it should have a little 0.95

00:23:00.540 fucking ding-a-ding hanging off the front of its head that lights up 0.99

00:23:07.580 that's what the are you are you okay question mark is the light thing i love it but look at the face like 0.99

00:23:13.100 i i'm gonna draw this i have to let me oh you know this is the same face she makes or he makes when 0.99

00:23:18.460 it fucks or whoever if it is gay and looking at that mouth yeah do you think it gives better blow 1.00

00:23:24.140 jobs than elizabeth oh a hundred percent i mean gotta probably try just because it looks like it 1.00

00:23:31.180 has an appetite you wouldn't wear this on a t-shirt just this face no no no no and then the shirt says

00:23:39.020 are you okay that's it i mean it's kind of it's kind of a great shirt but like somebody would

00:23:45.740 literally legitimately be like is that like something for like the humanitarian effort or

00:23:50.140 no or i guess like for a nature preserve for like some gorillas or something like people would

00:23:54.780 literally think that's like a gorilla it's whatever you want if you if you drew it if you just drew it

00:23:58.700 and it was just like like i'm trying to think i don't know how to put like just the outlines of

00:24:03.900 it or like the like a profile of it yeah they would legitimately think like is that a gorilla is that

00:24:09.340 this is a design for an old disney villain like you know ursula and it has ursula energy that's

00:24:16.700 true yeah it does have like one of the fat rolls of ursula like one of those rolls in there somewhere

00:24:21.820 this is an actual villain yeah and we're being made to empathize

00:24:28.460 who wants to read that every tranny is a villain so this is q this is the homie q says q 1.00

00:24:33.980 fucks bad nigger bitches xerox you fucking fax machines no one uses any more out of ink ass 1.00

00:24:40.380 nigga thousands of dudes dicks and assholes have been scanned across your face wow i don't know what 1.00

00:24:46.540 that means i don't know what any of it meant but i fucking love it all all right let's let's watch 1.00

00:24:50.860 let's watch the rest of this go ahead sister girls are gay and you know we were just like normal kids 1.00

00:24:56.140 playing with coconut dolls we were just normal kids playing with the coconut dolls are there are 0.96

00:25:11.660 coconuts in australia nope somehow being transgender has made this uh abo's iq go higher right yeah yeah 0.96

00:25:19.740 yeah do you think what's the over under on hit it i don't know him her it uh mentioning sniffing

00:25:26.540 gasoline in this because i feel like it should be it's low it's low but i'll tell you if it happens

00:25:31.180 i'm gonna have an aneurysm i laugh so hard it's so but it's not zero yeah it's never zero

00:25:38.780 we grew up and we were we were sleeping on the pavement and it was so warm we were just normal

00:25:44.380 babies playing with our coconut dolls hold on pause pause grabs a plastic bag

00:25:49.740 okay we can continue yeah huffing the petrol out of the coconuts dude she looks 0.99

00:25:55.340 like a gollywog as well i'm sorry what when it's time to play it's easy to find your next

00:26:02.060 favorite game with faux dog play free casino games get poker tips and check out the latest sports odds

00:26:08.540 visit faux dog.net today hashtag make a play don't we talk about gollywogs every couple months 0.99

00:26:16.380 just play the video it's fine okay man i wish i had my road cast because i would have threw a

00:26:21.180 shirt here we go i thought that i was a girl but you know when you're coming into society now and

00:26:27.180 uh especially in down growing up people put you into that this guy's from darwin

00:26:32.300 when i was little i thought i was a girl have you looked at you have you seen women what the 0.91

00:26:43.420 made you and you're limited no no david in in their defense i mean the women look like this too 1.00

00:26:49.900 that's right yeah born in darwin also proof that darwin was right yeah evolution evolution does have uh

00:26:57.340 what's it called the species in between the connecting the missing link missing link yeah

00:27:01.580 there you go you also but i understand it's like saying i'm a woman but it has to have a hog on it

00:27:07.500 right oh i understand out of all the things that's wrong with the abos they probably you would think 1.00

00:27:11.660 you would think gorillas would too but they don't so no yeah everything is wrong with them except for 1.00

00:27:17.020 yeah fat cocks yeah they're able to reproduce like crazy look at the stubble the gray stubble growing 1.00

00:27:22.300 from this that's a glistening stubble what's crazy is i bet you it has it has the same little dots in 0.99

00:27:28.380 the forehead i think it's glitter dude no it is glitter no no no no it's glitter but also so it's

00:27:34.220 shaved probably in the morning and it's already growing back like that quickly it's probably just

00:27:37.900 like it probably grows back super fast and then it puts the then it puts the glitter on because it's

00:27:42.860 trying to be you know what it actually is it's like she picked he she whatever it picked whatever that

00:27:49.100 is up from like rolling in the street i don't know what it is exactly it puts the glitter on

00:27:53.260 its skin or it gets the gasoline again the worst part about it is when it's giving you you have to be

00:27:58.060 a boy i have to stick to myself and to pretend that i'm straight but you can see that i'm really

00:28:03.580 feminine oh no way okay i did not do the chirp that was a double chirp that was two chirps in there 0.60

00:28:10.380 i think i think someone's got a break for that chirp machine is tyler still in here no he's not

00:28:15.980 that was a glitter aftershave the mother that i had she used to do a lot of beautiful things like 1.00

00:28:23.420 you know she took me to cook scones had to make bible holders and had to buy my habits for church 0.97

00:28:29.740 i felt like is this lady she knows that i'm a little girl trapped in a little boy's body she got sick

00:28:36.780 and then she had a passing away then i went back to my adoptive parents my auntie i just kind of lost

00:28:43.740 that touch and then i was back in square one and i just felt like i was in a dark corner in a dark

00:28:49.260 place i felt like i had no one to help me you know when you feel lost someone asked me about if i'm

00:28:55.660 okay i just felt i started crying because you know a person never asked me if i was okay and then when

00:29:01.180 someone asked me that i was like hey that's because they know you're not dude that nose is

00:29:06.460 gargantuan bro it is insane it is so it's an air intake like that we talk about that that's a nose

00:29:12.940 that never made it that's why they step of evolution on nephilim on nephilim death squad we talk about

00:29:18.380 like god and and if he made human race and and the things that aren't human like nephilim nephilim dna

00:29:25.100 this is yeah this is this is a lot of something that's not human look at the eyes it makes sense 0.56

00:29:30.220 now okay that why black people buy the hellcats it's because the hood scoop looks like their nose 0.98

00:29:36.140 and they're just like thinking about it just like i wonder if we tried to sniff gas gasoline if it 0.97

00:29:42.780 would even do the same thing to us that it does the the particles per yeah you know whatever like

00:29:48.700 it's so much volume yeah the volume is insane it's actually it goes the opposite direction because we

00:29:54.300 have a lot of brain cells to lose so it's like it's negligible for us the consequence is negligible

00:29:59.580 right but from them huffing the petrol though does that actually make their nose expand in some way

00:30:04.460 like have they evolved noses like that to huff to get as much gasoline fumes in a single breath 0.99

00:30:10.540 this is adaptation in real time yeah god i was trying to kill them it's avocations this is darwin's proof

00:30:17.820 he said i'm not okay i need help because you know i'm just not i'm in a dark place and then he

00:30:23.260 gave me information about where i could go to get help and also to find myself because cole i think 1.00

00:30:30.300 you hit the nail on the head with the hellcat thing but is that also why black people are so fast 1.00

00:30:34.220 because they have like an air intake like they have a hood scoop they're cooling down that they have

00:30:38.940 five extra horsepower because they got the big big intakes they got some ram air intakes

00:30:44.140 that's not that's not racist because i felt good about myself and then i could use that as a stepping

00:30:53.660 stone and as a tool to actually help someone else for anyone who's going through hardship and hard

00:30:58.460 times there are facilities out there and there are people they will help you the the

00:31:04.780 facilities put you down the nerve of this person to say like to to think that they can help somebody

00:31:10.060 else out look look at yourself look at there's got to be a mirror there's got to be some kind

00:31:14.380 of shiny surface in that room that you've got a glance of you yeah i just gotta i just gotta point

00:31:18.700 out that from this is only a minute and 45 we paused a lot but for the listeners we've only been watching

00:31:23.580 this for one minute and 45 seconds it started out off with almost no perspiration it is now a torrential

00:31:30.220 downpour glistening baby glistening in a minute and 45 sitting there they are now pouring sweat it's

00:31:40.060 wild top nailed it though it's like if anyone is lost out there look to me as someone who figured it

00:31:45.660 out like i don't know what the you figured out and what you're trying to help people do but i don't

00:31:49.580 think i want any dude that thing it's like toad offering gambling advice you know what i mean exactly

00:31:53.660 is that organization that could help you please get help get a friend or a family or someone that

00:32:01.020 you trust if you do it alone hold on hold on pause that please get help can you do this can you do

00:32:06.380 like the michael jordan like please get some help with that also like please get help just yo i forgot

00:32:12.380 i forgot that the mailbag music was operational singing i thought actually background music for this

00:32:18.220 clip isn't that full circle right because uh yes the guy in that is a tranny yeah but it's but 0.99

00:32:23.420 it's two abos playing uh their music with a tranny and here's an abo train and the and the abos in 0.97

00:32:30.300 that one look at the tranny and laugh at it too you remember that they look at it and they let they 1.00

00:32:36.060 like and they it's so funny all right let's finish there has to be something to have someone there to

00:32:42.940 help you you have to tell someone are you okay because sometimes some people are not okay do you think

00:32:47.740 it's smart enough to tie the noose it's not hard to ask them if you don't ask them then you won't get

00:32:51.980 the answer every day oh beautiful day to ask are you okay i much prefer the the side profile that

00:33:00.060 was that was rougher scarier yeah the full frontal dude like okay hold on a second because this is an

00:33:05.580 aboriginal public service announcement the first one that i ever saw was don't huff gas and also

00:33:10.220 don't sleep on asphalt this one is ask people if they're okay no no it's a train no it's a train

00:33:15.820 anything when it's time to play it's easy to find your next favorite game with fodog play free casino

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00:33:32.300 yeah it's not it's a trance thing no no it's a trance thing what's a bigger disability being a

00:33:36.940 tranny or being a abo abo at least abo is you're born disability like the born disabilities are way 1.00

00:33:44.060 worse than like acquired disability at least a tranny can de-transition 1.00

00:33:47.500 you can play diablo but you can't diablo i'm born fucked up just like they are yeah it's the same 0.99

00:34:02.060 yeah if you're born fucked up if you're born with a with a disability that's the way it works in getting 0.99

00:34:07.100 into it like in life real if toad's skin was super black like he doesn't have the nose he doesn't 0.99

00:34:14.940 have the he has to have the abo nose oh so by the way they were stunned i was like what is this guy

00:34:20.060 retard and i was like actually he has like 130 iq but i think you said 135 right 156 156 are you 0.92

00:34:27.420 kidding me they were they were stunned at 135 and i was like yes it's pretty high they took the under on

00:34:33.580 135 that's how that's how little they think it is a lot of the tests is pattern recognition like

00:34:38.940 i just i crush it i crush math i crush math it just doesn't transfer over to debate on on the internet

00:34:46.940 unfortunately um yeah i believe this chick who had a hundred sexes yes we gotta go we have to go into 1.00

00:34:53.020 mailbag no no no no i do want to talk about the hundred the hundred dicks because mark vestibule

00:34:59.020 mark vestibule he'll be there don't worry he'll still be there i mean mark vestibule plays good he 0.97

00:35:02.540 pays good money for us to fucking i think mark was also one of the hundred dudes mark mark will 0.97

00:35:07.340 hang out i promise yeah this is an abo because well i have an abo transition cole i really just 0.96

00:35:12.860 don't want to i don't want to give you the the uh the happiness i don't want to give yeah i don't 0.97

00:35:17.900 want to give no fuck you you can't do this because you're upset at me but also because i've been i've 0.99

00:35:22.300 been with you for the last couple weeks all right mark vestibule says no no no no says would you 1.00

00:35:27.980 rather eat two tablespoons of this is so half a teaspoon of a stranger oh man talking about the

00:35:38.380 thing is so much better this is disgusting this is great well actually oh we had a guy on our show uh 0.51

00:35:45.100 who made a very compelling case that you should drink your own piss so this is like who was the guy 0.81

00:35:51.340 grills was was the guy's name jonathan otto that was on jonathan otto yeah that was on luke's show

00:35:57.340 that was drinking his own piss clint somebody that wasn't his name drinking piss yeah he wasn't he 0.78

00:36:02.620 didn't do it in front of me but yeah he was like famous for it he has like what like a like a stanley 0.99

00:36:09.260 full of piss just like fucking filling up brother just i'll tell you i'll tell you though that dude 0.99

00:36:13.660 smelled amazing i'm gonna um this guy by the way the guy who we had on he was uh 40 and he looked 15 0.99

00:36:20.780 years younger than me yeah i think i think the guy because you've had a hard life buddy he was

00:36:26.380 putting piss on his face that's what i think the guy was 60 and he looked great and he was also a

00:36:31.900 piss drinker okay maybe there's something going on here because this guy i don't i think this is 0.84

00:36:37.420 something like if you're a piss drinker you're also probably looking at every other like trying 0.77

00:36:42.060 to be as healthy as possible then you go down the rabbit hole too far and you start making your own

00:36:45.980 piss and so you're already doing like he's like oh he's like he also eats really healthy and he works

00:36:50.060 out every day and he goes runs like uh 20 miles a week it's like it's like and he drinks piss but 0.86

00:36:55.180 it's really this dude that this dude that's housing or beer bombing his own piss is like

00:37:02.460 he's like personal friends he's he's like surfing with uh kelly slater and yeah

00:37:10.620 yeah wow all right i i think that i would eat two tablespoons of my own and that

00:37:16.780 feels like pretty easy to wait wait to stay on track david i completely forgot what we were

00:37:20.620 talking about no i agree because it's basically like this came out of me and i'm just putting it

00:37:24.860 back in clip that reuse recycle is that conservation yeah is that the same thing as like if you pushed

00:37:33.820 your back up inside of you is that gay no you got to eat it it's got to go through the circle of life 0.99

00:37:39.420 it's it's like the human centipede but i'm the only one in it yeah no totally two two tablespoons is not that 0.99

00:37:45.260 much tables and shit well like do i get tables like pretty big yeah it's gotta be an actual 0.61

00:37:51.020 tablespoon like yeah you gotta okay can i can i like can i like wipe the top off and make it just 0.76

00:37:56.300 a flat i'm telling you i'm gonna tell you you don't you don't want to do that and let me explain okay

00:38:01.500 because because no no you don't want to do that just trust me because because once you've done that

00:38:06.780 you now have to get it off of the spoon if it's just sitting on the spoon it just gets but you have to 0.99

00:38:11.740 lick that bitch out of there you don't want to do that you want to be a nice solid turd that you 1.00

00:38:15.820 can just swallow down no no no no no why wouldn't you know because it's like peanut butter you ever 1.00

00:38:21.340 put peanut like peanut butter in a spoon try to try to like just take that off like you have to lick

00:38:27.180 it out of there yeah you don't you don't want that you want it to be just you want it to be sitting

00:38:31.420 there gently on the spoon you said half a teaspoon half a teaspoon of someone else's 0.99

00:38:36.300 shit yeah you're trying to you guys are trying to avoid getting it on your tongue is what you're 0.99

00:38:41.500 saying right you want to like just kind of swallow this bad yeah you want it to go down as fast as 0.99

00:38:45.900 possible well he didn't say you had to chew or anything like that you don't know what that dude

00:38:50.300 has eaten you don't know where he's been that's true i don't know what if it's a woman what if it's a 0.99

00:38:53.740 woman no woman no i'm not into that could be toad shit it'll kill you but what if what if it's like 0.99

00:39:00.940 i don't think you understand that look what if it's like tom brady's and it would it winds up being 0.99

00:39:05.740 like a fecal uh transplant no that this is actually my answer is that because that is that is scientifically 0.99

00:39:11.900 proven but i think you have to actually put it into your ass not in your mouth i don't think it'll 0.99

00:39:16.460 have the same efficacy if you just swallow it they're like sir you've done it all wrong you're 1.00

00:39:21.020 a sick bastard there are you're trying to eat you have to figure out well it's like can you what if 0.98

00:39:25.740 the other person you do a south park thing they eat only vanilla paste this is not a bad thing if 1.00

00:39:30.700 they're eating only vanilla paste and i'm having a teaspoon of somebody whose diet for a week straight

00:39:35.900 has been or or maybe maybe they've just been eating like a lot of corn and so it just comes out and you

00:39:40.140 just eat like if it's a half a teaspoon do you know three kernels do you know what someone what the

00:39:45.820 consistency of someone's would be if they ate for a week just vanilla paste probably vanilla paste it

00:39:53.020 would be vanilla paste that wouldn't it would be it would be spackle in a toilet toilet bowl dude what 0.63

00:39:58.540 if what if it's the actually scrape it out with like a little bit of control your own

00:40:04.380 like what if in order to do this you first uh you like cleanse yourself completely like you get 1.00

00:40:09.740 prepared for like calling like you're preparing for your anal sex yeah you know what i mean and then 0.99

00:40:13.660 i mean i've read you're just like water at that point basically then all you have to do is take 1.00

00:40:17.580 a couple of teaspoons of ass water i mean that sounds that sounds better than some other dudes look 0.99

00:40:22.860 if i can if i can pick the other person's shit i'm absolutely eating a half a teaspoon of someone 0.99

00:40:27.740 else's shit if i can't if it's just roll the dice anybody's shit uh you know jessica beale 1.00

00:40:34.060 i'll have a half a teaspoon that horse face bitch 1.00

00:40:39.900 it says a stranger so it could it could be a hot woman i'd be like why does this taste like hay that 1.00

00:40:44.460 horse face bitch i don't even know if horses eat hay but whatever i think they do it would be cool 1.00

00:40:52.620 because if you did eat some like somebody that was just eating a lot of hot stuff because it doesn't 0.98

00:40:57.100 digest and so you would just get out i would want that right yeah yeah it's basically like i'm just

00:41:02.620 eating like just kind of digest not even fully digested like um just peppers that's it mr mr

00:41:09.420 vestibule did not clarify can we now add things to the like what if i layered peanut i think if it's

00:41:15.660 your own if it's your own oh you're talking about yeah what if you take their they're like you but you

00:41:19.980 just take that little tablespoon of their ship but you put it in like some awesome dish so you don't 0.98

00:41:24.460 even know yet no it's a half a teaspoon of shit and a full platter of brownies yeah oh yeah no 1.00

00:41:30.380 that then you're eating an entire platter of brownies get out of your mind but it's only half 1.00

00:41:34.860 a teaspoon of shit no you could you could you know she's not big at all this piss so this guy was mixing 0.99

00:41:40.860 his piss with like red uh cherry red tart cherry and then he said he was doing it for so long that he 1.00

00:41:46.460 just he just drinks it like fresh now he says he drinks his first urine of the day and it doesn't

00:41:52.220 taste bad and i'm like maybe i'm gonna try like you've been fasting all night there's nothing in

00:41:57.100 your and so the first piss basically tastes like water um he had some scientific reason he's like 0.58

00:42:02.380 no but it's not the first piss is like isn't that like really yellow yes the most constantly 0.84

00:42:07.580 you've been dehydrated for eight hours dehydrated yeah usually i just love how like i just love to

00:42:13.900 think of god looking down on us and he's like all right i gave him away to like he's like they eat

00:42:18.300 and they get other nourishment and what if their body doesn't need they expel it and they can just

00:42:22.700 do it anywhere and it goes out and it's so far away you don't have to worry about like getting on

00:42:26.300 them and we made it really sanitary and he just sees the guy just being like i drink my own piss 0.84

00:42:30.620 and he's like what the are y'all doing like we drink this is a common practice dude

00:42:36.460 in china egypt and rome they were drinking that yeah hey thousands of years ago india india does it 0.99

00:42:43.660 do you want to do it yeah but do they eat their own shit or is it no they eat cow shit yeah i feel 0.99

00:42:48.140 like they also i bet i mean there's there's enough their own shit around i can't i can't believe that 1.00

00:42:52.540 cole is smart enough to recognize that god would be upset about us eating our shit or drinking our 0.99

00:42:57.420 piss but he doesn't realize that god offered us the internet and we use it to say retarded to each 0.99

00:43:02.540 other every wednesday night at 9 11 as opposed to like he's cool i don't know he's writing that he's 0.81

00:43:07.260 good with that okay yeah cool doesn't care that that's not why god made razors no that's not at

00:43:13.020 all but god's like god didn't make razors it was human made toad i'm gonna ask you a question uh

00:43:19.260 we'll we'll let you decide should we talk about the hundred girl thing hundred guy thing or should 0.95

00:43:23.980 we do the second mailbag question what are you thinking we'll do mailbag two and then we can go to 0.99

00:43:29.820 the uh the funnier thing fuck you cole fuck you let's read the mailbag greg bunga says you did the 0.99

00:43:40.700 bean fleshlight challenge you opened it up for cleaning purposes why is nido shaveco perfect for 1.00

00:43:47.100 the job of scraping the beans out well because it's the highest quality stainless steel single razor blade

00:43:52.940 that you can buy on the market use poem code targeting that uh i don't know if it would be great

00:43:57.580 for scraping out beans out of a fleshlight though well yeah do not besmirch nido no no no i'm saying 0.99

00:44:05.340 nido would be unbelievable at this are you kidding me this is the ideal if you are going to fuck a 0.98

00:44:09.580 fleshlight with beans the thing that you need to get the remaining beans out of your fleshlight 0.99

00:44:14.380 is a nido shaveco razor wouldn't you be afraid because of how sharp these razors yeah they're

00:44:20.460 incredibly sharp they're crazy sharp they cut so smooth and close wouldn't be afraid it's going to cut

00:44:25.580 your fleshlight and you're going to damage the flesh you're going to damage the fleshlight next

00:44:28.940 time you know how much you spend on that fleshlight i'm going to be honest but i've never seen one

00:44:33.180 that weighty ergonomic stainless steel handle is great for reaching into the deeper portions of your

00:44:39.100 fleshlight and being able to pull out that excrement uh you mean the you mean the the quadrant that 0.99

00:44:44.780 my dick can't reach yes yes that's where all the goodies get stored it's good for scraping out the 0.99

00:44:50.060 dried com is it weird that i've seen more dildos than i've seen fleshlights i feel like n-a-d-e-a-u 0.99

00:44:56.220 shavecoat.com thank you very much greg bunga you can get a free razor by using promo code towergang

00:45:01.260 at nido shavecoat.com i'm just kidding you're gonna have to pay for it like everybody else

00:45:09.180 he's not giving away for free honestly we don't even get paid for this ad oh 0.77

00:45:13.820 oh fuck all right well then we did i legitimately had i still like he probably you know what all of 0.87

00:45:18.460 our ad reads that we did over the past month were so bad that i'm glad we gave him a free one dude 0.99

00:45:23.020 he deactivated his twitter oh the company's gone fuck yeah maybe i don't know damn it those that that 0.96

00:45:30.300 n-a-d-e-a-u shavecoat.com save a man's life bring his x account back buy a razor christmas is just around 0.98

00:45:37.020 the corner you're going to want to use promo code towergang he's probably deactivated he may not even be

00:45:41.260 fulfilling orders at this point but it's vitally important that everybody go out n-a-d-e-a-u 0.99

00:45:45.420 shavecoat.com buy one he spent millions on r and d for his uh for his lotion and his uh

00:45:52.700 like the shave lotion his website doesn't even exist anymore oh it's over this

00:45:58.940 no i'm joking it doesn't just go

00:46:02.620 anybody else where his top like way far but his videos way bar yeah he's he's lagging

00:46:06.780 big that's insane but but here's the good news nado shaveco.com still exists and you can buy a

00:46:11.660 razor today christmas is just around the corner go buy one save this man's life i i feel bad i had no

00:46:16.140 idea that he had or just use him to clean out your uh your your bean oc yep that's right but also we

00:46:23.260 i'm not we're not i guess we are we have the beans uh well all right let's talk about this 0.99

00:46:28.940 bitch bean oc cleaner yeah love it speaking all the fuck it's the beans um so if you don't know 0.99

00:46:34.780 this is uh so what happened she she filled herself with beans yeah she filled herself with beans and 1.00

00:46:39.980 then she came out and she wasn't happy with herself no so this this is lily phillips and she uh is a 0.96

00:46:44.540 porn star apparently what uh toad said he's seen a lot of her videos british porn star yeah most of her 0.82

00:46:49.820 videos are getting railed by dudes i know that's what that's what happens in porn right yeah shocking i know

00:46:56.860 um she took a hundred dudes in one day she wanted to break the record so actually i think it was 101

00:47:01.500 correct did she break the record yeah she broke the record because 100 is not is not even close

00:47:05.980 to the record yeah no but now she's gonna go for the record now she's going for a thousand she's going 0.90

00:47:11.020 for she's trying to bat a thousand yeah in a day before we get into the kim iris and really dumb 0.98

00:47:15.580 tweet i have a problem with this because i don't think she fucked 101 dudes or even the one that did 1.00

00:47:20.700 actually the whatever that has a record i don't think they fucked up though that goes into one day 0.99

00:47:24.220 i think she did it all constitutes a fuck because i don't think because it's not the unit of fuck 1.00

00:47:28.540 yeah because she she talks about in her video no she didn't she didn't really so you see no because 0.99

00:47:34.140 in like in the video she talks about how she was like she'll give a guy like three minutes two or 0.56

00:47:38.060 three minutes and they get upset because they're like no you promised me five minutes and i'm like

00:47:43.420 what the fuck's going on here because like so none of these guys are coming like they're just going 0.98

00:47:47.820 in there they penetrated her oh i thought included coming no no definitely no okay okay i don't know 1.00

00:47:55.980 i mean cole is arguing that it does i totally disagree would be a virgin 0.99

00:48:01.340 i mean he's a blowjob virgin in the sense of like you know high-fiving your homies and being like 0.99

00:48:06.220 totally that chick you wouldn't be able to make that brag i don't think you would be able to make 1.00

00:48:10.780 that brag if you're like retarded yes you would like usually usually during rape usually during 0.99

00:48:18.060 rape usually during rape i don't have enough time to finish is that could i go into a court of law 0.99

00:48:23.740 and say i'm innocent your honor because i didn't come like no they put me in jail i spent five years

00:48:27.820 in prison i mean yeah but it seems like a cop out on her involuntary and now you're going to prison

00:48:34.220 but it seems like a cop out her in because then you could do like phillips is her name that's right 0.99

00:48:38.620 you could do of course it's lilith you could do a lily phillips i think is what she goes by you could

00:48:43.740 do a billion dudes because they would just be just come by like just line them up and just like one

00:48:49.180 just literally one pump in out go yeah i i mean i agree i agree with like one aspect of this is that

00:48:56.940 her plan is to do a thousand in a day and realistically you could do a thousand in an hour if 0.98

00:49:02.140 it's just like put a dick in pull it out next guy put it again pull it out next guy um i would say 0.99

00:49:07.740 this i it's not sex because uh were the guys using condoms i'd assume that they that they are 0.99

00:49:14.220 oh that doesn't count at all none of it must be wearing a condom no i don't think so yeah she's in 0.96

00:49:19.580 some videos where the dude is not wearing one but probably 100 dudes they know who he is and he's

00:49:24.620 checked or whatever they have them they have them get tested yeah yeah exactly i mean unless she's 0.54

00:49:29.020 a absolute filthy monster animal which is a possibility

00:49:37.820 no actually what kip iverson said was that it's all the guys that are monsters and terrible read read 0.99

00:49:42.620 what she actually said because this is actually really fucking stuff that's what she said she said 0.99

00:49:45.980 some jewish shit like that everyone keeps hating on lily phillips but ignored the 101 men who participated 0.99

00:49:53.900 the ratio of sick men to women in the re is the reason few women become this sick 1.00

00:49:59.180 so it's because 100 men had sex with one woman while one woman had sex with 100 men it's 1.00

00:50:05.740 fucking do you not understand how that works that's hilarious jose respectfully you're wrong and you're 0.99

00:50:09.340 not on the show so you can't yeah it's just it's just funny like what the fuck why does this even need 1.00

00:50:15.020 to be said what is what is the point of this to being like well they fucked her we should be looking at the 0.96

00:50:21.020 we should be looking at the men in this situation there's been quite a few women that have uh 1.00

00:50:25.180 lost their shit over this thing and they're like blaming men one lady said fuck men and then it's 0.99

00:50:29.980 like yeah that's what that was literally yeah that's the reason that she's crying and traumatized 1.00

00:50:34.940 i like this too that that a chick goes out has sex with a hundred dudes feels remorseful and then 0.99

00:50:39.980 people go fuck men like oh what i what i love about it is that her eyes her eyes are very red because 1.00

00:50:45.900 she took so many loads on the face i think that's the funniest part of the irritation yeah she's got 1.00

00:50:49.900 crabs she's crying calm i'll ask you okay say you're one of the hundred guys doesn't matter where you're at

00:50:55.420 in the thing obviously apparently you didn't bust because like you like she there's two or three minutes

00:51:00.860 yeah i mean unless you're totally honestly it's probably really hard to bust when you're like

00:51:04.380 number 95 plus plus she's like covered in loads and you're just like no but she's not covered in

00:51:12.860 loads because obviously these guys weren't busting because there's not enough time a ton of them are

00:51:16.940 coming cole a ton yeah at least half it's not for the weak girls if i'm honest it was hard look at her 1.00

00:51:28.860 just like looking into the abyss i just yeah she's dead inside man a spiritual veil by having sex with 1.00

00:51:36.380 100 men god is standing right before her right now she's too afraid to say it but she's like i believe 0.77

00:51:40.780 god is in the room i'm standing directly in front of me i promise you god has already abandoned you if

00:51:47.180 you're if you long before you a hundred guys hold on yeah so you how many guys do you think bust

00:51:52.620 what's the percentage of guys you think i actually did just bust in mid mid 74 i would say 74

00:51:59.580 i'm gonna go more than half yeah wow i do not believe that at all i'll watch the entire

00:52:04.780 video and prove it do it i'm not gonna watch it no because okay so i'll ask because my question was

00:52:10.620 gonna be let's say none of them busted or whatever there's not a chance a hundred dudes it's a

00:52:15.900 hypothetical hypothetical none of them busted but your number whatever it doesn't matter where you're in 0.93

00:52:20.060 there you don't bust either do you still try to go jerk off and finish it off afterwards are you still 0.92

00:52:26.220 or are you just like i'm just i walk i walk right to the gun store i buy a shotgun and i end it 0.98

00:52:33.740 like if if if that's where my life's at it's yeah i don't know like oh i'm gonna have blue balls because

00:52:40.380 i was the 55th guy in a hundred man gangbang like no just just off yourself immediately

00:52:46.060 they high five each other on the way in the last one i think if you're a different type of girl 1.00

00:52:50.300 it's very like it's kind of like being in a sense of like it's just a different

00:53:01.100 feeling i don't know how to explain it like

00:53:04.620 it's not like just having some yeah do you think she had as much lube as diddy had in his

00:53:10.460 uh mansion you have to it's a you have to have it's funny gallons she didn't think it would be 0.95

00:53:15.660 different it's like you got raped basically by a hundred dudes they came in there they you told 0.90

00:53:20.300 them five minutes or so to get off and they're like i'm gonna get off and then you're wondering 0.99

00:53:25.100 why they treated you like meat like yeah well because she's she's like she's had sex with hundreds 1.00

00:53:29.820 of guys in her life so she's like what is doing a hundred of them in a day and then she realizes like 0.99

00:53:35.100 oh if you get on a conveyor belt a dick like it does not feel the same imagine imagine a hundred 0.81

00:53:43.100 dudes you're in a it's a psychological experiment you're in a room and a hundred dudes come in one 0.98

00:53:47.660 by one and they get in your face and they go like that right and it's like eventually all the faces kind

00:53:53.340 of like blend together and it becomes this nightmare scenario but imagine they're now

00:53:57.420 you while they're doing that well that's the thing uh and the thing afterwards she said she only

00:54:01.740 remembers probably five of the guys yeah because they all just she was like i didn't even she was

00:54:06.620 because she disconnected yeah yeah i would imagine you have to she mk altered herself like this is what

00:54:12.300 this is what they do this is what the government does when they torture people she misses potato head 1.00

00:54:16.140 her pussy it's so weird she doesn't know how to explain it she's like there's something different 1.00

00:54:21.100 about it i can't explain it and the guy goes it's it's not like just having sex with people and she's 1.00

00:54:25.340 like yeah that's it like whatever has happened to her she's having a real hard time saying i feel 0.98

00:54:30.700 disgusting and worthless there's only five black guys they're very this is this obviously based 1.00

00:54:36.140 off of this early commentary this is obviously going to be a very unpopular opinion but i personally 0.99

00:54:42.460 view the men almost maybe maybe worse maybe the same as i do her i think they are 1.00

00:54:49.500 fucking no absolute pieces of shit i do no no no yeah they're pieces of shit but not as bad as her 1.00

00:54:55.260 no not even close dude you're bad i don't like them all right all right hold on hold on before 1.00

00:55:00.140 before you say that they're not as bad let me just make the argument you're the 99th guy you walk in 0.98

00:55:05.580 there and you're just walking to this fucking just this hot sweaty room that smells like ball sec and you 1.00

00:55:12.060 still you still manage to get your dick hard because you're such a fucking coomer and you're 1.00

00:55:17.420 like oh here we go and then you have three you have three minutes savage man you're you're not a 1.00

00:55:23.500 savage no you're not no you're not a savage i think if you're the 99th man in a gangbang you're not a 1.00

00:55:28.620 fucking savage no you're coming in you're like i'm gonna fuck right now you're a fiend like wait 1.00

00:55:33.020 you know what we haven't considered hold on pussy's so readily available in today's day and age that 1.00

00:55:37.100 like to yeah to sign up for that is an admission it is but that it's an admission of is it but you're 0.99

00:55:43.500 married it's different yeah yeah it's an admission of like i am completely addicted hopelessly addicted 0.95

00:55:49.740 to pornography controlled by the jewish cabal that owns a pornography yada yada clint you get it 0.84

00:55:55.020 and it's like what if what if it's just like i just want to be part of something historic

00:55:59.260 am i that's true wrong that is history when my you're just like i'm not i'm not here the assumptions

00:56:04.620 that i make about this event for some reason my mind just puts in a hundred white dudes but these

00:56:09.020 weren't a hundred white dudes right there were like five black dudes there was five blacks yeah

00:56:13.580 five blacks is that definitive do we know that number if there was a single indian guy 1.00

00:56:18.060 fuck you oh so it's done for it that's true i'm gonna i'm gonna shoot your argument in the head 1.00

00:56:23.420 right now clint like it's a like it's a united healthcare ceo um she can never get married the 1.00

00:56:29.820 99th guy can that's simple yeah that night yeah you know yeah he can actually yeah the 99th guy

00:56:35.740 can marry her dude all all you did was one if you're her you 1.00

00:56:40.540 a hundred dudes all in a row it's disgusting it's way worse hey what's is what's the point of having 1.00

00:56:46.460 but she but she got paid they didn't do they not get paid i got paid paid in pussy 1.00

00:56:53.900 that's why that's why we do most of the things we do 0.99

00:56:56.220 pussy that's what makes i don't know why totally although but technically i would say that i feel 0.99

00:57:00.620 like after the eighth guy maybe maybe after that it just became you're not fucking like a 1.00

00:57:06.060 pussy you're basically fucking lube and a wet hole can we talk about it's not even like a raw 1.00

00:57:11.100 and irritated and stingy it had to be legitimately just i mean industrial levels of lube to get 1.00

00:57:19.740 through i mean there's no way it's you cannot like take the self lubrication is just like

00:57:25.420 there's no way that just i'm just i'm just i'm telling you i don't know maybe it's just because i'm

00:57:30.540 a guy but i just thinking about the mentality of one of the dudes in the 90s is i mean it's so 0.98

00:57:37.420 depraved it's disgusting it makes me it makes me want to fucking choke them like it makes me 0.99

00:57:41.660 mad what if you're like i'm signing up for this and then you don't know it's like random a random 1.00

00:57:46.780 drawing i want i want to know i'm not disagreeing with him they like they should they should die 0.97

00:57:52.780 those people should die first she should die first and then they okay okay i can agree with that 1.00

00:57:59.340 than what she experiences no i can agree with that 101 people die but like they all die that's 1.00

00:58:03.980 that's what if being the 1000th guy is the only way that i can lose my virginity should i do it

00:58:08.620 no yes that's it honestly is after after all my entire diet tribe the answer is yes you should 0.96

00:58:15.100 because because you die yeah and then you should die because and then i can die yeah there you go 0.87

00:58:21.180 oh man yeah i just think she's not even that like good looking she's not that no she's not but 1.00

00:58:26.380 that doesn't that's not i think she's very pretty but she's she's all right she's a monster she's 1.00

00:58:31.180 mid but i think when you're talking about when he's like oh because clint said it you know you

00:58:35.660 walk in there as a 90 something guy it smells like ball sack it does not smell like ball sack

00:58:39.420 it smells borderline like copper like blood like pennies yeah i think yeah and it also smells like

00:58:44.060 cum like i think it smells like a lot of testosterone do you think like the first couple guys she actually 1.00

00:58:48.700 was putting an effort and then after that she just probably having a good time like for the first

00:58:52.220 couple she was like this is nice kind of just laid there just went full pillow princess at some point 0.81

00:58:57.340 you could like if you watch the whole video probably it's somebody you can see can you watch

00:59:00.780 this video please for us oh wait this is insane her name is lilith i didn't even think about that 0.71

00:59:04.780 yeah yeah oh yeah i didn't think about right there right on the way the spirit of toad can you watch

00:59:10.780 this video for us please how long for next week can you review it oh that would be because and just

00:59:16.060 give us a couple like hey here's what here's what happened like there's how many like actually the highlights

00:59:19.900 just the high yeah yeah no no i want you to watch the whole thing though a couple times no no no

00:59:23.740 you're giving us the highlights but like but she did this over the course because i want to like

00:59:27.740 actually can you have a spreadsheet up and be like how many like how many black guys how many white guys 0.85

00:59:31.820 i mean what was the duration was it five hours ten hours yeah you want me to watch porn for an entire 0.95

00:59:37.100 day basically yeah and then also how is that different from your normal day imagine you know

00:59:42.060 what because i usually call the guy who was walking into the room no as another dude was pulling his

00:59:48.380 massive hog out of her and the guy that was going in didn't have a massive and then he went 1.00

00:59:54.940 fucking like he got in there it was also there's i mean there is an exponential curve to the you know 1.00

01:00:01.900 the elasticity of the pussy at some point where it's like you sure sure like the seventh guy had a 1.00

01:00:06.780 fucking 12-incher but like by the time you're the 80th dude you're talking just you're talking you're 0.99

01:00:12.780 you're talking 80 dicks of different angles that go like this and this and this you know the whole 0.99

01:00:18.140 thing look like she should order all the dudes by dick size and go smallest to largest that would 1.00

01:00:22.860 have been appropriate yeah that's actually smart but then the dude with the biggest dick who always 0.99

01:00:28.060 gets the broad has to go after 99 dudes with smaller dicks that's almost evil by the way when she's 1.00

01:00:33.900 already destroyed she has to look forward to the fattest hog 0.98

01:00:36.860 okay she brought it on herself she actually ought to go the reverse so it's like starts 0.67

01:00:43.100 off painful and then as she gets more and more oh so she gets it's funny because i'm thinking about 0.97

01:00:47.100 it now the last guy is a micro penis and like like she doesn't feel it at all yeah because i remember 0.97

01:00:52.380 this together the the most and i was i ever had in one day with the same woman was seven times 0.95

01:00:58.780 and i remember after the seventh time like she was in pain like just this is just seven times at the

01:01:04.140 same dude just me and it was just like red like you know like it's like inflamed and red like i can

01:01:10.220 imagine like that thing had to look like a arby's ropey sandwich like legitimately like just

01:01:19.180 you know like an old dude who you when you shave you then you could really see all the wrinkles and 0.98

01:01:23.740 the jowls it's like that if you beat the out of them and then you had that old face yeah yeah she's

01:01:29.500 got jowls bro have you guys did i ever tell you guys the story about the first time i went to

01:01:34.060 miami and my buddy pulled a stripper oh what does that look like all right so this story is 0.87

01:01:40.300 fucking nuts i i think i may have told it but anyways if i haven't um so it's a bachelor party 0.90

01:01:45.740 for one of my buddies and we go to one of the elite strip clubs in miami we fly from san 0.99

01:01:51.020 diego to miami just for this beat it raven oh wow man look get the fuck out of here look at the 1.00

01:01:56.860 private chat the other i'm fucking so done with these motherfuckers look let me get out of here 1.00

01:02:01.020 before you pick your story up again thanks for having me guys go to bed thanks for coming brother 1.00

01:02:05.020 thanks for filling in say your plugs oh fuck you okay all right bye david 0.99

01:02:12.220 thanks man all right so um anyways we fly we fly to miami we go to the strip club we're stay up until 0.99

01:02:19.340 i don't know 3 a.m they're they're offering bottle service i'm like i ain't doing any of that 0.96

01:02:23.420 shit fuck all that um and but my my two buddies are like yeah we're gonna throw in for bottle 0.95

01:02:28.780 service because we like this these girls and i was like okay but i i didn't think it was going 1.00

01:02:33.660 anywhere quick sidetrack um i never had this because i've never been rich what's the point of bottle service

01:02:39.180 well to feel like to look rich yeah is it really honestly i think it's a way of circumventing

01:02:44.620 prostitution laws i think that you pay thousands of dollars for a bottle of liquor but then you 1.00

01:02:49.260 might get blown by one of these broads yeah that's actually is that literally all because i never 0.91

01:02:53.740 understood i was like can you just buy the liquor i'm not kidding i'm not kidding i'm not exaggerating

01:02:59.180 i think that's actually what i'm airing the grievance of that misunderstanding yeah you're like

01:03:03.500 you're like you're like a bottle service you're like wait i paid two grand just for a bottle of

01:03:07.580 liquor are you out of your mind but they really did that they pay i think they negotiated down

01:03:11.820 they paid like 1200 bucks or something like something like some sarah yeah it was not worth

01:03:17.820 it yeah vip section and you get but let him go let him go yeah so anyways this girl this one of 1.00

01:03:23.820 the stripper girls she's decent looking she's nothing fucking crazy like but this is a very high-end 1.00

01:03:28.060 strip club so the women there are gorgeous hell yeah she she leaves and she's just like i don't 1.00

01:03:33.500 have anywhere to go afterwards i want to hang out with you guys and we're like this is amazing uh so

01:03:39.420 but she paid her a thousand bucks but she's but she's told she is a hundred percent hard in the paint

01:03:44.220 for my buddy she ain't with anybody else anyways we get back to the hotel i happen to be sharing a

01:03:48.940 room with this guy so i have to try and sleep and do not sleep for the entire night and i you not

01:03:55.260 they from 4 a.m until noon and it was like it was like it was like brief interludes where i would

01:04:02.140 like pass out and then i would wake up to her hitting him like in his in his like stomach and 0.99

01:04:07.020 going come on faggot let's go again and i'm i'm not exaggerating that's exactly what she said verbatim 0.99

01:04:12.780 oh he's like he's like i've already came like four times in two hours or three hours or four hours 0.99

01:04:16.940 or five hours or whatever and she's just like i don't give a are you a or what 1.00

01:04:21.820 it was unbelievable and then he's on the ass he's on the ass he's doing it in the in the bathroom 0.99

01:04:26.620 like and i'm and i have got nowhere to go i'm a young because he bought bottle service i don't know 0.99

01:04:31.900 i don't think i guess it's worth it huh i think she was just i think she was just into him but i'm

01:04:36.060 telling you it was it was one of the worst nights of my life because i i'm when i get his life yeah for

01:04:41.660 him it's great for me it's pure nightmare i'm trying to sleep desperately i'm so poor i can't get

01:04:46.540 another room i can't do anything else i'm i'm trapped this is a nightmare where he can't sleep 0.63

01:04:51.420 and somebody else is having sex yeah that was why it was the nightmare it wasn't because he couldn't 0.76

01:04:56.940 sleep it was because the other guy it was fomo it was my it was the one night i got to be toad and it

01:05:06.220 that could be me how could you how could you not tell say that story whenever you had the basically

01:05:11.500 the same story as toad you have this that's basically that's why i think i've told it but 0.99

01:05:15.420 maybe i just thought about it and didn't say it that's so funny and he was in the ass like a lot 0.97

01:05:22.300 like oh dude your boy might get it might have gotten aids that's how you get it dude like if 1.00

01:05:26.620 you're in the ass with the blood he was a stripper in the ass like no that's crazy that he just met in 0.99

01:05:32.460 miami it's living dangerously yeah but she was like a like a dime i mean she was an eight you still 1.00

01:05:39.980 don't raw dog a stripper in the ass i don't care how cute she is no she was i mean great body oh no 1.00

01:05:46.300 face was whatever that's uh that's in the contract but i just remember i just remember her energy and 0.99

01:05:51.580 i was like i was like man first off like this guy has already put in unbelievable work i've had to

01:05:57.100 listen to it for hours like you can't possibly be calling him a homosexual after three hours or four 1.00

01:06:02.300 hours or five hours of and she's just like are you a faggot like seriously are you a faggot i didn't 1.00

01:06:07.100 come over here to not fuck for 10 hours i like the energy you're bringing right now clint and i'm 1.00

01:06:12.140 about to move this show because laney messaged me and he's like uh like the day before yesterday and 0.98

01:06:18.140 he's like uh the the edits in the drive go check it out and i was like thanks and then he goes but

01:06:23.580 actually let me just read the dms word for word for what he said because i was like what the

01:06:28.300 did you just say he goes uh forgot this week's edits in apologize apologies in advance if it's too

01:06:36.060 graphic and i said oh if this one's too graphic wow this time you felt like that leaving a note

01:06:44.540 like hey just this we're in trouble a liney hobbomok production let's check it out do we need to do we

01:06:52.860 need to put this on or do we want to do trigger warning yeah yeah this is yeah literal jesus

01:07:06.140 bad guy what would your grip be if you're doing oh this is great guy what would your grip be if you're

01:07:12.380 you're doing oh this is great we've got some quality comedy right there all right i think we've got a couple more here

01:07:26.380 what you got to understand is that you come off extremely off-putting to most people yeah that can see 0.99

01:07:40.380 yeah did you see destiny sucked a dick and they go yeah here's toad the expert on destiny dick sucking 1.00

01:08:02.540 he's a blowjob you know you know how those like those uh those guys forensic analysts yeah you 1.00

01:08:07.820 know well you know how those guys i remember where i was at when i heard about january 6th and the 0.98

01:08:14.060 entire day around it i remember watching on my couch and going like i was i was at work

01:08:28.620 watching that it was like a dude's rock moment for sure i was like this is awesome

01:08:42.300 what's up with black people and like all their numbers being lower like bank account iq credit score 1.00

01:09:10.220 like any numbers would watch this show you made a mistake 0.92

01:09:31.500 are you gonna go because it's right it's like literally probably 20 minutes 0.99

01:09:34.220 tickets last when did you buy tickets wow this motherfucker is there any tickets of course 0.99

01:09:37.820 there's tickets left it's the same tripling show what's that oh my christ 0.99

01:09:54.780 you take the viagra and then you wait there's like a waiting period like 40 minutes or so

01:09:59.580 it started at the head right and the head that was the post though no 0.99

01:10:12.860 oh my god the head of my dick was up floating defying gravity ufo technology some would say and 0.99

01:10:21.340 and i remember looking at my shorts and going yo i went to to my wife i said excuse me you're using 0.99

01:10:34.780 your dick at that point like a pole or something like no it's like an israeli in a palestinian prison 0.99

01:10:41.260 that's exactly what it is 0.99

01:10:45.500 By the way, so if anybody missed it, a lot of that story about Top Taken Viagra was in

01:11:13.400 our post-show last week where Top told a hilarious story about he took Viagra one time. 0.98

01:11:20.580 Real shit, that was the best part of the show was the post-show. 0.99

01:11:23.980 It was incredible. 1.00

01:11:24.960 Go subscribe after I left, goddammit.

01:11:26.680 Yeah, you missed it, dude. 0.93

01:11:27.600 Get the page round.

01:11:29.080 It was so good.

01:11:30.060 Not a coincidence.

01:11:31.180 I bet you, Jose, do you have a Viagra story?

01:11:34.160 No, I've actually never taken Viagra.

01:11:36.600 Oh, we were betting that you had.

01:11:39.040 No, I hadn't.

01:11:40.400 You look like a Viagra guy. 1.00

01:11:41.580 The way my old idiot is, there's no way I could take a Viagra and count on being able 1.00

01:11:46.040 to fuck later, you know? 1.00

01:11:47.260 He's called Albert Pujols. 1.00

01:11:50.500 By the way, that's what I said. 1.00

01:11:53.100 As soon as I started anticipating it, I feel like that's when I'm less likely to get pussy. 0.99

01:11:59.480 The harder I try, the less likely it is to happen. 0.98

01:12:02.000 I was like, there's a window of horniness that you have to catch, and I have to wait 40 minutes,

01:12:06.560 and I have to predict.

01:12:08.300 No, listen, here's what you got to do. 1.00

01:12:09.900 You got to stop being a pussy, all right? 1.00

01:12:10.980 If you take Viagra, like I said, honestly, it takes over, and when I told her, I was 1.00

01:12:16.080 like, look at this thing.

01:12:18.020 Yeah, no, there's not a choice.

01:12:19.300 It is what it is. 0.99

01:12:21.600 Just show your levitating dick, and you're like, what do you think we're doing? 0.99

01:12:25.300 Maybe the Viagra pill isn't actually anything that actually dissolves. 1.00

01:12:29.520 It's actually a magnet, a pussy magnet, and it goes to the head of your dick. 1.00

01:12:33.640 That's why it was floating. 1.00

01:12:36.240 It was floating towards me.

01:12:37.300 That actually makes perfect sense.

01:12:38.480 Yeah, that's probably exactly right.

01:12:39.720 It doesn't even, it's not even like a thing that's like more blood.

01:12:42.000 It's just literally just this magnet.

01:12:43.500 It's literally the pill. 1.00

01:12:44.620 The pill is trying to rip its way out of your dick, but it has nowhere else to go. 1.00

01:12:47.620 Oh, real quick, back to unit of fuck discussion, unit of fuck definitely necessitates a bus. 1.00

01:12:53.660 We established this a long time ago. 0.99

01:12:55.600 It does. 0.99

01:12:56.480 Like, if you like, if I started to fuck a girl and I didn't bus, I would totally later 0.99

01:13:01.120 be like, eh, we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

01:13:04.580 That's stupid. 1.00

01:13:05.660 That's how it would work in my head. 1.00

01:13:06.780 Like, we did not complete a fuck. 1.00

01:13:09.200 Sex is fucking. 1.00

01:13:09.620 I put a dick in. 1.00

01:13:11.100 No, it's not. 1.00

01:13:11.620 It fucking is sex. 1.00

01:13:12.260 No, sex is not fucking. 1.00

01:13:13.600 No, sex is not fucking. 1.00

01:13:14.880 Yes, it is. 1.00

01:13:15.420 Oh, so she says she had sex with that many men, but not that she fucked them. 1.00

01:13:19.480 Then she's okay. 1.00

01:13:20.840 But like, if you ever had your old lady, like, you guys fuck a little bit and then she stops 0.99

01:13:24.860 for whatever reason. 0.99

01:13:26.040 And then, you know, then like, whatever, you guys don't end up finishing fucking the next 0.99

01:13:29.720 day. 0.99

01:13:29.880 She's like, oh, we had sex yesterday. 1.00

01:13:31.120 We fucked yesterday. 0.99

01:13:32.440 And you're like, we didn't fuck. 1.00

01:13:33.360 It really is. 0.99

01:13:33.980 Like, we didn't fuck. 0.94

01:13:35.240 Like, we didn't. 0.99

01:13:35.920 That was not a fuck. 0.99

01:13:36.700 Like, that did not finish. 0.99

01:13:37.820 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:13:38.080 You know what fucks? 1.00

01:13:39.200 Fucking Tower Gang Patreon. 1.00

01:13:40.540 We're all caught up, right, Toad, with our episodes? 0.98

01:13:42.480 Caught up with the audio, yeah.

01:13:43.860 There you go.

01:13:44.280 Okay, cool.

01:13:44.820 So we have like, ad-free audio.

01:13:46.640 You can go, if you click the, there should be some kind of a button on there. 0.91

01:13:50.400 Given the amount of fucking ads that Top's been hammering these people with, everyone, 0.88

01:13:54.560 everyone needs to sign up. 1.00

01:13:56.100 It's the Jews. 1.00

01:13:57.000 It's honestly.

01:13:58.300 No, but you also get the post show and the pre show.

01:14:01.280 So there's a lot of content going on.

01:14:03.060 You guys should subscribe.

01:14:04.040 Because honestly, the last two post shows have been pretty epic. 0.99

01:14:07.180 You had sex with that bird. 1.00

01:14:09.480 But you're not fucking. 1.00

01:14:10.260 Yeah, you didn't fuck it. 1.00

01:14:10.800 But you didn't fuck it. 1.00

01:14:12.440 Your Honor, I had sex with the bird. 1.00

01:14:15.000 Case dismissed. 0.97

01:14:17.300 By the way, this is some, like, I feel like this would be something that would be in the Torah. 0.99

01:14:22.440 Or the fucking... 0.99

01:14:23.960 Talmud. 1.00

01:14:25.600 Where they're just like, where they would... 0.99

01:14:26.980 Your Honor, I didn't fuck that kid. 1.00

01:14:29.140 For if a man's fluids do not fly from the fang. 1.00

01:14:36.040 Oh, my God.

01:14:38.780 What?

01:14:39.020 I mean, it's like, it's...

01:14:40.820 I dispute it.

01:14:41.840 Because I was saying, I didn't think if...

01:14:43.980 Yeah, I was listening on my way back.

01:14:46.360 And I agree. 0.99

01:14:47.000 That doesn't count as a fuck. 1.00

01:14:48.420 Those are not fucks. 0.99

01:14:49.560 I'm sorry. 1.00

01:14:50.240 If some girl's like, you get to put your dick in and out for three minutes, 1.00

01:14:53.160 that doesn't count as a fuck to me. 1.00

01:14:54.220 I'm sorry. 0.97

01:14:54.920 Well, also, because...

01:14:55.760 It's a sex, though.

01:14:56.600 There's sexes. 1.00

01:14:57.260 It's a sex. 0.88

01:14:58.140 Penetration. 0.98

01:14:58.540 The rest of them thought that also those guys are also busting more than I thought they would be.

01:15:02.980 I didn't think you would be busting that quickly.

01:15:05.100 I think that they would all have condoms.

01:15:06.740 I think they would.

01:15:07.600 It would just be too much. 0.97

01:15:08.840 I would fucking hope so. 1.00

01:15:09.680 Fucking nasty fucks. 1.00

01:15:10.600 I've told this story before, but for the first, like, I don't know, 1.00

01:15:14.360 three, four, five years of my life that I was having sex, 0.85

01:15:16.540 I would not come because I was so afraid of getting a chick pregnant. 1.00

01:15:19.240 So, you guys are arguing... 1.00

01:15:20.320 You never fucked. 0.99

01:15:21.360 ...that I didn't fuck until I was 21. 1.00

01:15:23.960 You little bitch. 1.00

01:15:25.000 You fucking virgin. 1.00

01:15:26.520 One second, guys. 1.00

01:15:27.360 Oh, we thought you were so fucking cool. 0.89

01:15:29.400 Can you get on this? 0.75

01:15:30.680 The penthouse link should be in the Patreon. 0.99

01:15:32.500 I fucked until 21. 0.97

01:15:33.960 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:15:34.860 I like to think if you're like... 1.00

01:15:35.820 This fucking nerd. 1.00

01:15:37.100 It's like the 40-year-old virgin talking about, like, bags of sand, 1.00

01:15:40.000 like, talking about sex. 0.92

01:15:41.740 That's Clint at, like, 19 being like, 0.99

01:15:44.480 Yeah, dude, I fucked real hard. 1.00

01:15:46.760 I put my dick in. 1.00

01:15:49.660 I took it back out. 1.00

01:15:51.420 Went on my way. 1.00

01:15:52.780 Did you nut on her tits or something? 1.00

01:15:54.280 No, I didn't nut at all, dude. 1.00

01:15:55.700 No, I would tell my buddies that, and they'd be like,

01:15:58.640 Why are you not coming?

01:15:59.580 And I'm like, dude, I'm not going to risk any of that.

01:16:01.660 Why are you not coming?

01:16:03.500 Yeah.

01:16:04.160 Wait, so you just did, like, the work of sex? 0.99

01:16:06.520 No, we would fuck for a long time, but I would just, like... 1.00

01:16:09.580 I'm keeping my seed, woman. 1.00

01:16:12.400 Yeah.

01:16:12.640 I'm being honest.

01:16:16.480 I mean, I was using condoms, too, and I still was like, nah.

01:16:19.400 You are pretty neurotic, so it does make sense that this would be something to happen.

01:16:23.480 Did you ever...

01:16:24.160 Would you, like, beat off after it to be like, I got to get this out after?

01:16:28.920 Yeah, once I got home.

01:16:34.840 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:16:36.200 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:16:36.620 Yeah, I wanted to show you guys this video. 0.99

01:16:38.080 I don't know if you guys watched it, but I put it in the chat.

01:16:40.500 I thought it was pretty funny.

01:16:41.660 I saw this.

01:16:42.240 This is just so funny.

01:16:43.460 This is great.

01:16:43.880 Yeah, this black guy and his white friend... 0.67

01:16:45.020 I don't know if this was a setup, but it was really funny.

01:16:47.040 By the way, I think we need a 5150 laney.

01:16:49.260 Like, he appears to be a danger to himself and others based off the past couple laney edits.

01:16:54.620 Go ahead, Tom.

01:16:55.600 I mean, he was going to a new level.

01:16:56.920 He took it to a new level.

01:16:57.840 What do you want me to say?

01:16:58.740 All right, here we go.

01:16:59.520 Guess the chicken for $100.

01:17:02.600 Ooh, hold on.

01:17:04.160 Smoke detector.

01:17:04.980 That was not me.

01:17:05.940 That was not me yet.

01:17:06.720 That's in the video.

01:17:07.960 That's in the video.

01:17:10.040 That's KOC.

01:17:10.660 100% KOC's got to be.

01:17:14.880 Man.

01:17:17.120 He's tearing that chicken up, too.

01:17:18.760 Do you see?

01:17:19.240 Yeah, but I think I would be able to nail this, too.

01:17:21.880 Very good.

01:17:22.300 You want to get Publix because you don't have Publix up there.

01:17:28.520 Yeah, you might be right.

01:17:30.520 I would get Popeye's cheaper like it.

01:17:32.080 That's Publix.

01:17:32.360 That's Publix chicken. 0.99

01:17:33.020 Damn, he didn't even bite it. 0.99

01:17:34.420 He smelled it. 1.00

01:17:35.160 He smelled it.

01:17:36.400 Wait till you see what he gets through when he gets to Popeye's.

01:17:38.980 That's Publix, 100%.

01:17:40.200 He just feels it.

01:17:43.080 Do you think the Abbo could do this? 1.00

01:17:44.120 Popeye's!

01:17:45.000 This is Popeye's, ladies.

01:17:46.080 This is Popeye's!

01:17:48.280 Mmm! 0.89

01:17:49.240 Mmm! 0.89

01:17:50.640 Yes!

01:17:51.660 God, Black Popeye's! 1.00

01:17:52.500 100% Popeye's!

01:17:53.780 You just touched it!

01:17:55.080 Magical.

01:17:55.480 You can tell.

01:17:56.400 The way Popeye's make their chicken is different than any of these.

01:17:59.300 He's right, though.

01:18:00.200 It's more crunchy.

01:18:01.860 This one's here, Popeye's.

01:18:02.580 Could you grab a Popeye's piece of chicken and go?

01:18:05.200 I feel like I almost could.

01:18:06.500 Yeah, they do.

01:18:07.120 It is, like, pretty distinct, now that I think about it. 0.99

01:18:10.140 Black people understand fried chicken on the same, like, wavelength that Toad understands gay porn. 0.99

01:18:16.520 Oh, yes. 1.00

01:18:17.000 Yeah.

01:18:17.800 So, intimately.

01:18:19.740 Is there, like...

01:18:20.940 I thought you meant not to.

01:18:22.060 Because this is, like, this is another one of those things of just, like, if you judge a fish about how it can climb a tree,

01:18:27.440 the test is going to be, like, you're not...

01:18:28.760 It's going to be rolling off. 0.95

01:18:30.140 So, like, maybe we are just judging, like, Black people. 0.99

01:18:32.840 Their IQ test is just completely warped. 0.98

01:18:35.960 To something they don't know.

01:18:37.100 If they lived in a societal structure that was determined by how they can figure out what type of chicken it is, 1.00

01:18:43.060 they'd be fucking killing it. 0.98

01:18:44.780 Or if we just put the IQ test, like, at or above a 40-inch vertical, then none of us couldn't take the test. 0.99

01:18:50.780 Yeah, we couldn't get it. 0.85

01:18:51.720 We just reorient the way we do fucking do life for this. 0.88

01:18:55.460 Yeah. 0.96

01:18:56.040 Maybe they need to just, like, maybe this is patter recognition with, like, fried chicken.

01:19:00.400 And they'll, like, ace the, like, they'll get, like, 150 IQ.

01:19:04.380 We should elect our leaders by verts.

01:19:08.480 DEI.

01:19:10.040 That's the CIQ.

01:19:11.340 That's the chicken intellectual quotient.

01:19:13.220 Yeah, that's true.

01:19:15.260 No, we're going to see what he does with churches, too.

01:19:17.020 You've got to finish it out.

01:19:18.100 Okay, yeah, yeah.

01:19:18.560 Hold on.

01:19:19.400 Let's put this up.

01:19:21.280 It is weirdly endearing.

01:19:22.320 He reads it like Braille.

01:19:33.560 He's feeling the bump.

01:19:34.740 No, that's churches right there.

01:19:36.600 Look at this.

01:19:37.200 Oh, my God.

01:19:37.680 You see the cracks in between the chicken?

01:19:40.000 He said, look at it.

01:19:40.960 He knows where it's at.

01:19:41.800 He's like, you see the cracks right here?

01:19:43.880 Than any of the rest of them.

01:19:45.440 You can tell that this is...

01:19:46.720 That's incredible.

01:19:48.800 I love the white guy.

01:19:50.060 That's, like, the white friend that is just... 0.76

01:19:51.460 This is why I saw it.

01:19:52.340 When I first saw it, I was like, this is fake.

01:19:54.220 But then, like, the white guy's reaction to it doesn't seem like a... 1.00

01:19:57.620 He's legitimately like, this fucking nigga right here is just like... 1.00

01:20:01.780 You know what I can do that with, though? 1.00

01:20:03.940 Hot sauces.

01:20:05.660 That lineup of hot sauces.

01:20:06.680 Can we bring up that...

01:20:07.600 I can identify every single one of those, I'm pretty sure.

01:20:10.580 I posted a meme under...

01:20:14.180 Actually, it was a Laney tweet today, and I posted a meme under it,

01:20:16.860 and it perfectly, like, encapsulates Toad.

01:20:19.540 Oh, Toad the real man?

01:20:21.100 Toad the real man.

01:20:22.960 It is.

01:20:23.480 I have 60 different types of hot sauces, and I can identify them by taste.

01:20:28.180 I literally saw it.

01:20:28.960 I have probably close to a thousand.

01:20:29.980 I'm a real man.

01:20:31.100 I think I have about a thousand bottles of hot sauce in my house right now. 0.99

01:20:34.040 There's no fucking way that you have a thousand bottles of hot sauce. 0.96

01:20:36.700 It's got to be close. 0.99

01:20:37.840 I have, like, a dozen.

01:20:39.380 All right, zoom in on that a little bit, because I know you can't, like, see these, but I think...

01:20:43.040 Toad wanted to do this.

01:20:44.140 Toad wanted to do this real quick.

01:20:45.380 I'm going to try.

01:20:45.840 So this is, actually, pull up the Laney one that he did.

01:20:49.080 It's crazy that he's actually the guy in the photo, too.

01:20:51.440 No, no, no.

01:20:51.800 Go back, because...

01:20:53.120 Go to the Laney one. 0.97

01:20:54.660 I used to drink scotch.

01:20:55.760 I was in the photo.

01:20:57.560 Android only is correct.

01:20:59.440 The hot sauce thing is correct.

01:21:00.860 I wear fedoras.

01:21:02.440 I don't know what else is in here.

01:21:03.860 Hey, do you love bacon?

01:21:05.560 Do you love bacon?

01:21:06.940 I love bacon.

01:21:07.780 That's true.

01:21:08.200 Scroll down.

01:21:08.540 Scroll down.

01:21:09.060 Yeah, this is the one that I wanted to eat. 1.00

01:21:10.360 To be fair, bacon is the fucking shit. 1.00

01:21:12.780 How great would it be if his response was, dude, I freaking love bacon if he said that? 1.00

01:21:17.520 I don't smoke cigars.

01:21:19.080 I do refer to, well, this room right now. 0.98

01:21:22.480 It's kind of my man cave, which sucks. 0.89

01:21:24.240 Do you like your rare steak? 0.98

01:21:25.260 Do you like a rare steak?

01:21:26.060 You live alone.

01:21:27.200 Medium rare.

01:21:27.700 Medium rare.

01:21:28.420 Medium rare.

01:21:29.060 I go with the steak.

01:21:30.140 Medium rare.

01:21:31.140 Okay, but what Toad wanted to do is he said, I can name every one of those hot sauces in

01:21:35.300 that.

01:21:35.580 Yeah.

01:21:36.040 Do you really refer to where you're at as your man cave?

01:21:39.240 Yeah.

01:21:39.980 Okay.

01:21:40.620 All right.

01:21:41.160 Don't zoom in.

01:21:42.200 It seems bizarre to me when you live alone.

01:21:43.920 First one on the left.

01:21:45.040 First one on the left.

01:21:45.980 I'm not 100% sure about the one on the left because it's cut off, but I think it's angry

01:21:50.520 goat.

01:21:52.860 Oh, it's something with, it's like hippie green or something like that.

01:21:58.340 I don't care.

01:21:58.360 Because I know two of these.

01:21:59.280 I know two of these.

01:21:59.860 I know there's a, there's a blueberry one that you can see right in the middle there.

01:22:03.940 Like that one.

01:22:04.660 Yeah.

01:22:04.740 That's the one that I'm thinking of.

01:22:06.240 That's the one on the left is, uh, uh, I think it has like avocado in it, whatever.

01:22:10.760 But the starting with the ones you can actually see secret aardvark obvious is that one.

01:22:14.820 It's a good, it's a good, it's a solid, like very versatile habanero sauce.

01:22:20.440 The next one is, uh, queen majesty, uh, scotch bonnet and ginger.

01:22:24.320 Uh, I mean, I could just, do you want me to, do you want me to describe?

01:22:28.280 Yeah, go.

01:22:29.120 Are we going left to right here?

01:22:30.540 I don't have my sad music.

01:22:32.320 It's really sad.

01:22:32.700 Queen majesty is awesome, dude.

01:22:33.880 She, like, she makes very specific hot sauces. 0.77

01:22:36.100 She doesn't have that many of them and every one is like awesome.

01:22:39.400 Like a ton of flavor.

01:22:39.920 I've never seen any of these.

01:22:41.260 Where do you purchase these?

01:22:42.100 Uh, the next one is, uh, heartbeat pineapple habanero.

01:22:44.880 They're, uh, they're located in, uh, Toronto.

01:22:48.960 But they actually make some good hot sauces.

01:22:51.120 The next one to the right of that is another queen majesty.

01:22:53.700 It is black coffee habanero, uh, which is one of the best sauces I've ever had, by the way.

01:22:59.240 Excellent.

01:22:59.760 How could you even tell?

01:23:00.640 I'm, I'm as zoomed in as you can go and you can't read.

01:23:04.460 He's not reading it.

01:23:05.500 He knows, dude.

01:23:06.180 The next one is bravado, uh, ghost pepper blueberry.

01:23:09.020 Yeah, I have that one.

01:23:11.160 That was a disappointment, man.

01:23:12.320 It's very thin.

01:23:12.680 It really is not that good.

01:23:13.920 It's very thin.

01:23:14.940 Yeah, it doesn't have that great of a patty flavor to it.

01:23:17.180 Toad, here's an idea.

01:23:18.080 Maybe you should do better off dead, but, uh, but rate hot sauces in between.

01:23:23.400 Yeah, I'm going to call it, I'm going to, I'm going to call it hot takes and I'll be, I'll, I'll be tasting the hot sauce.

01:23:28.380 That's actually not a bad idea if you rated hot sauces.

01:23:31.560 While I'm, like, reviewing it.

01:23:32.420 The next one is.

01:23:33.260 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:23:33.920 Just for the viewer's understanding.

01:23:35.520 Toad has a, a photographic memory when it comes to what his last meals have been. 0.93

01:23:39.580 So, this is not, this is not bullshit. 0.84

01:23:41.560 This is, like, this actually makes sense. 0.86

01:23:42.820 Yeah, this is not a bit.

01:23:43.740 That's what after that is, uh, Torchbearer, uh, Headless Horseradish.

01:23:48.600 Yeah, I'm not kidding.

01:23:50.100 Like, yeah.

01:23:50.560 I believe you.

01:23:51.300 Keep going.

01:23:51.660 Uh, Instant Karma.

01:23:54.500 I think it's Extreme Karma, which is, that one's really just more about the heat.

01:23:58.760 And then the next one is another Torchbearer, um, uh, Ginger, Ginger Reaper, I think is what

01:24:06.580 it is.

01:24:06.960 Something like that.

01:24:07.860 Uh, the next one is Da Bomb.

01:24:09.820 It's Da Bomb.

01:24:10.640 Yeah, that's the only one that I've ever heard.

01:24:11.700 Insanity, the worst hot sauce ever.

01:24:14.240 Terrible.

01:24:15.120 Uh, just absolutely chemical.

01:24:16.580 The next one is, uh, Hellfire, Hell, or, uh, Hellfire, uh, Fiery Fool, I believe is this

01:24:25.500 one, which, that one is, they, they claim that it's the hottest sauce.

01:24:28.980 Pepper off dead.

01:24:29.800 They, they claim, they claim it's the hottest sauce that is still, that can still be described

01:24:35.540 as a sauce, like, without it tipping into being just pure pepper extract, but they claim

01:24:40.900 the same thing as Black Mamba 6, which is 6 million Scoville units, so it's like, which

01:24:45.760 one of them is actually right?

01:24:46.900 Like, where, where does it, where do you reach the line between which one is the sauce and

01:24:50.960 which one isn't right?

01:24:52.280 Dude, I don't know.

01:24:53.340 This is astonishing.

01:24:54.360 The last one there is, uh, Burns and McCoy, uh, ex-Horesco, which is, uh, yeah.

01:25:01.340 How do you know that?

01:25:02.380 It's a, it's a very good hot sauce.

01:25:04.080 It's, uh.

01:25:04.680 Dude, what's so crazy? 0.99

01:25:05.980 It's got black garlic in it and, um, fucking, um. 0.99

01:25:09.540 How do you like your steak, Toad? 0.99

01:25:11.000 It's got, like, you-

01:25:11.720 He said medium rare.

01:25:12.520 He said medium rare.

01:25:13.560 Medium rare.

01:25:14.460 Oh.

01:25:14.800 Okay.

01:25:15.300 So, what's funny to me is, like, I thought he was autistic about gambling.

01:25:19.420 He is so much more autistic about hot sauce. 0.55

01:25:23.060 I.

01:25:23.220 Yeah.

01:25:24.040 Jesus Christ.

01:25:25.680 Like, there's, like, I couldn't-

01:25:26.780 Toad, Toad, I have, I have a dozen bottles of hot sauce in my house.

01:25:29.760 I kid you not.

01:25:30.860 I couldn't name one of them.

01:25:33.220 No.

01:25:33.440 Dude, I'm not kidding.

01:25:34.680 I don't know what they're called at all.

01:25:36.280 I just look at them in the store and I go, that seems good.

01:25:38.640 I'll try that. 1.00

01:25:39.220 And then I fucking eat it. 0.99

01:25:40.140 And then I don't think, I don't ever look at the label. 0.99

01:25:42.180 Ever.

01:25:42.280 I'm not kidding.

01:25:43.140 You need to be doing hot sauce reviews, like, yesterday. 1.00

01:25:46.140 I can tell in your voice how much you are into this shit. 0.99

01:25:49.960 You get excited about this. 1.00

01:25:51.360 He's not even excited about gambling.

01:25:52.320 Yeah, it's, it's like a-

01:25:53.940 Dude, and hot sauce is already a winning lane.

01:25:56.580 I love the flavor profiles and I love, um-

01:25:59.640 I mean, look at the way he's talking about it. 1.00

01:26:01.220 I thought you were, like, a gay porn Destiny Somalia, but, like, you're actually a fucking 1.00

01:26:04.820 hot sauce Somalia. 1.00

01:26:05.660 Dude, I am.

01:26:06.440 I can tell you what hot sauce is going to pair with.

01:26:08.620 Dude, dude, like, five minutes- 0.56

01:26:09.160 You're way better at this than describing pigs.

01:26:10.700 Five-minute reviews on different sauces. 1.00

01:26:13.080 You would fucking blow up the internet. 0.98

01:26:14.320 People would, like, look up different sauces and it hit that algo just right. 0.97

01:26:18.000 One thing I want to-

01:26:19.060 We do, like, we don't believe that you have a thousand hot sauces, though.

01:26:23.860 It's got to be somewhere in that vicinity.

01:26:25.920 All right, go grab them.

01:26:28.080 Go grab them all the- 0.84

01:26:29.240 At least take a picture, because do you have them all in one place?

01:26:31.740 Like, all in one cabinet?

01:26:32.940 Absolutely not.

01:26:33.600 They can't-

01:26:33.780 He's like, no, they're just everywhere.

01:26:35.800 I have them in the kitchen, in the bathroom, in my bedroom.

01:26:39.000 The ones that are actually open, they take up, like, half of my refrigerator-

01:26:41.700 Buried in the backyard?

01:26:43.280 Downstairs at this point, and then I have a cabinet, like, to the left. 1.00

01:26:45.600 Go take a picture of your fucking fridge. 0.98

01:26:47.180 The whole cabinet is that, and then I had to move a bunch of them to- 1.00

01:26:49.880 I have a pantry.

01:26:51.180 It's, like, it's more than half of my pantry, probably.

01:26:53.260 Clint, you were at his house.

01:26:54.300 Also hot sauces.

01:26:54.980 Clint, you were at his house.

01:26:56.320 I was.

01:26:56.660 I don't remember looking at his fridge.

01:26:57.900 Just a format, formatted like this, but, like-

01:26:59.980 Take the Yankees plus 107.

01:27:03.160 He's like, six million Schofield, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:27:08.360 Dude, this is a winning combination.

01:27:10.220 I really do think it is.

01:27:11.680 Yeah, I'm not kidding.

01:27:12.820 Yeah, no, it's a great idea.

01:27:14.220 Toad, I'm going to need you to do me a huge favor. 0.99

01:27:15.820 Go take a photo of your fucking fridge right now. 1.00

01:27:18.080 I've got to see how many hot sauces. 1.00

01:27:19.640 Yeah, just go run back there. 1.00

01:27:21.040 Go run back there right now.

01:27:21.800 We'll wait.

01:27:22.180 We're not going to end the show.

01:27:23.040 Go, go, go, quick.

01:27:23.600 We're not going to end the show.

01:27:24.380 But I'll miss, like, some of the show.

01:27:26.060 No, no, don't worry about it.

01:27:26.880 It'll be 30 seconds.

01:27:28.320 You're just going to all stop.

01:27:29.160 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

01:27:30.600 Just go. 0.98

01:27:31.220 No, we're going to talk about how fucking miraculous you are. 0.98

01:27:33.760 Dude, you know what's great, though? 0.99

01:27:34.800 If he does blow up off of that, I feel like it's the same fucking audience that would like sports gambling. 1.00

01:27:41.400 It's probably the same ones that are into fucking hot sauces. 0.99

01:27:44.700 Big overlap. 0.99

01:27:46.240 It really is like an actual lane.

01:27:48.060 The hot ones lane has, like, really opened up.

01:27:50.620 Dude, I'm telling you, if you have him actually trying them, too, and, like, being in pain, like, this is perfect.

01:27:57.940 He said 1,000 bottles, and I think it's got to be close.

01:28:01.300 What does that look like?

01:28:02.320 Because his house isn't that big, right?

01:28:04.780 I didn't look in his pantry.

01:28:06.040 I don't really remember looking in his fridge.

01:28:08.220 1,000 bottles isn't a ton.

01:28:10.340 Like, that is so much hot sauce.

01:28:13.220 I've probably got 10 or 12, but 1,000 is insane.

01:28:16.860 Like, I think the most I've had in mine is probably 10 in my refrigerator, and that's a lot.

01:28:20.660 Are you guys ready to end this, or what?

01:28:22.900 No, this guy just got here.

01:28:23.980 He's like, let's end it. 1.00

01:28:24.780 This fucking guy didn't work. 1.00

01:28:25.740 No, I'm just fucking with you. 1.00

01:28:26.620 Hey, I'm here for the long haul. 1.00

01:28:27.880 Dude, that's, I...

01:28:29.700 Oh, my God.

01:28:30.560 I'm so impressed with him, you know?

01:28:32.240 I am.

01:28:32.740 Because, okay, so if you ever look up...

01:28:34.340 It's, like, the only thing he's ever done that I liked. 0.94

01:28:36.280 I was like, how the fuck is he doing this? 0.78

01:28:38.100 Well, because he actually seemed excited about it. 0.96

01:28:40.680 Like, he, like...

01:28:41.480 It's like when you don't...

01:28:42.560 When somebody's talking about something that you don't really care about, but they're excited

01:28:45.540 about it, so you're like, okay, yeah, like...

01:28:48.300 What's funny, it's like, the thing I'm into, I love sports.

01:28:51.220 If you named, if you just, like, lined up, like, 12 random, like, football players, and

01:28:56.760 for me to name them... 0.99

01:28:57.340 You'd suck them all off? 1.00

01:29:00.400 One by one. 1.00

01:29:01.480 One dick by dick. 1.00

01:29:03.140 I couldn't even name, like, 12 in a row. 0.99

01:29:04.960 He named off 12 different hot sauces from the blurriest picture I've ever seen, and

01:29:11.000 then, like, and also described them.

01:29:13.040 He was like, this one is, like, this and this, and, like...

01:29:15.800 And then the best part was when you actually knew what one of them was and said it was

01:29:19.860 bad at the exact same moment he did, which tells us he wasn't making it up.

01:29:23.980 He actually knew all of them.

01:29:25.040 Yeah, that one is not good.

01:29:27.360 He's like, it's very runny.

01:29:29.380 How many meals do you think you've eaten?

01:29:33.700 Like, because to have a thousand hot sauces, you would have had to have a thousand meals.

01:29:37.840 No, more than that.

01:29:39.100 Two a day times 40 years times 365.

01:29:41.560 Oh, he just sent me the picture.

01:29:45.600 What? 1.00

01:29:46.100 No, that looks like some AI bullshit. 1.00

01:29:48.420 No way. 1.00

01:29:49.520 They're full of shit. 1.00

01:29:50.820 He's like, I live in a grocery store made of hot sauce. 1.00

01:29:55.180 I live in one of those hot sauce stores.

01:29:56.400 If you look at what I have, it looks like a hot sauce store.

01:29:59.200 He logged off and went to Grok.

01:30:00.920 Did you take a picture?

01:30:01.080 He goes, render me a photo of a bunch of hot sauce.

01:30:03.600 Did you take a picture?

01:30:05.120 Yeah.

01:30:05.520 You sent a picture?

01:30:08.020 Okay. 1.00

01:30:08.540 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:30:10.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:10.600 That is wild.

01:30:11.580 Okay, hold on.

01:30:12.120 This is even crazier.

01:30:14.180 Okay.

01:30:15.260 Here we go.

01:30:16.040 That actually is a lot of...

01:30:17.880 Holy...

01:30:18.920 Oh, my God.

01:30:20.040 Dog.

01:30:22.780 What are you doing?

01:30:23.800 A lot of sauce.

01:30:24.700 And you know every single one of these? 1.00

01:30:29.700 It's like your whole fucking pantry. 1.00

01:30:31.700 Hold on. 1.00

01:30:32.240 Those are literally the ones in the picture.

01:30:33.940 Hold on.

01:30:34.660 Some of them are, probably.

01:30:35.680 Yeah, that's literally some of the ones in the picture.

01:30:37.720 How many hot sauces are there really in circulation?

01:30:41.080 A lot.

01:30:42.340 Most of the ones in the picture I have somewhere in here, but I don't know if you can see them.

01:30:45.700 Do you collect these?

01:30:46.500 What are you doing?

01:30:47.600 Do you eat them all?

01:30:49.080 Both, yeah.

01:30:49.780 Saving them for posterity?

01:30:50.860 Oh, he is.

01:30:52.020 That's in your fridge.

01:30:53.020 You have a whole layer for sauce.

01:30:59.520 That's actually pretty sick.

01:31:00.520 I want to have a sandwich at his house now.

01:31:02.480 So the only thing I put hot sauce on is usually Mexican food.

01:31:07.800 You can't eat Mexican food all the time, so what are you putting all this on?

01:31:11.020 Everything?

01:31:11.860 Eggs.

01:31:12.440 Eggs.

01:31:12.780 Eggs can take almost any hot sauce.

01:31:14.420 Yeah, and then I do some hot sauces that are more like dessert hot sauces.

01:31:18.180 You know what I think he did?

01:31:19.340 You can put them on like ice cream, but like sandwiches, burgers, you know, whatever.

01:31:24.540 I'd say, is this all of them?

01:31:26.680 Are these all of your hot sauces?

01:31:28.340 Yeah.

01:31:28.940 I'd say this is probably like close to 700 here.

01:31:31.640 Yeah.

01:31:32.040 I mean, that might be about right.

01:31:34.080 I don't count them.

01:31:35.240 It's a lot.

01:31:35.780 I think what he did, do you remember that Firehouse Subs?

01:31:42.520 One of those has the Ellen olive oil in there. 0.98

01:31:44.960 I'm surprised his Rain Man ass doesn't just look at his patch. 0.97

01:31:50.060 He goes, that's 741. 1.00

01:31:53.320 Doesn't have a fucking catalog. 0.98

01:31:54.960 You're talking about right there, the back right? 0.99

01:31:56.880 I think that's it.

01:31:57.780 Yeah, back there.

01:31:58.300 This is the pedophile olive oil that he's got sitting with his hot sauces.

01:32:01.700 The pedophile olive oil.

01:32:02.640 Do you remember that Firehouse Subs used to have like a rack of like hot sauces that you could just go and just choose and put on your sandwiches?

01:32:10.600 I think because they got rid of it during COVID.

01:32:13.020 They got rid of doing that. 0.99

01:32:14.660 I think Toad just went around and got all the supply of all the shit they had. 0.99

01:32:18.940 He just took it home with them. 0.99

01:32:20.560 Toad, how can you know all of these? 0.97

01:32:22.600 That's the thing that I don't, I'm not even that disturbed that you have this many, even though it's fucking weird. 0.91

01:32:27.180 What I'm really disturbed by is that you know the names of each of them.

01:32:30.760 That doesn't make sense to me.

01:32:32.680 You're storing so much data in your brain that's unnecessary. 1.00

01:32:36.420 When you don't have to have pussy in your life, we're not worried about pussy. 1.00

01:32:39.820 This is what you can do. 1.00

01:32:41.080 You can really hone in on your interests.

01:32:44.340 Hauntism, yeah.

01:32:45.540 Hauntism is a great, that might win the title episode.

01:32:48.600 When you can just shut off like basically 50% of what a man wants and like is yearning for in his life, you just shut it off. 0.98

01:32:58.300 That 50% can be used for a lot of other shit. 0.98

01:33:01.180 But like I have this high IQ. 0.98

01:33:02.280 When you don't care about like carrying on your genetic line, like you can unlock so much potential.

01:33:07.820 Hauntism, saucism.

01:33:09.280 That's the title.

01:33:10.140 Go ahead.

01:33:10.360 Okay, yeah.

01:33:12.080 But no, like I use like what I have in my brain.

01:33:15.180 Like the capabilities of my brain all go towards like.

01:33:18.340 Hot sauce.

01:33:19.280 Towards hot sauce.

01:33:20.380 Yeah, sports betting and like remembering Simpsons episodes.

01:33:24.660 That's pretty much it. 0.99

01:33:25.500 But I think you fucked up going gambling. 0.99

01:33:27.300 I think you should have went to hot sauce. 0.99

01:33:29.020 That was the move.

01:33:30.140 It really is.

01:33:30.260 Your eyes light up.

01:33:31.680 Whereas gambling, it's like a compulsion you have.

01:33:34.620 That like you're, you lie to yourself and cope about and like say you love it, but you really don't.

01:33:39.900 Whereas this like it's just pure.

01:33:41.400 I just started doing something actually.

01:33:43.280 I forgot.

01:33:44.520 So I think I'm going to be doing this too.

01:33:46.060 Tell me if it crosses the line.

01:33:47.080 Actually, maybe let's, we'll do this in the.

01:33:50.160 Hey, Josie, Josie, trust me.

01:33:51.860 You're going to want to scroll back about 10 minutes so you can see Toad demonstrate a level of autism.

01:33:56.840 None of us even thought possible.

01:33:58.280 No.

01:33:59.140 Let's do this in the post show.

01:34:00.600 We'll do this in the, in the penthouse.

01:34:02.260 Remind me that I have a story of something that I'm doing.

01:34:04.900 It's like a daily review thing as well.

01:34:07.080 And we'll talk about that with Toad.

01:34:08.620 But anyone have any plugs before we get out of here?

01:34:12.240 Pop in tomorrow for my morning streams.

01:34:14.100 Hang out with me at 10 in the morning.

01:34:15.800 Yes, please listen to, listen on audio. 0.99

01:34:18.060 Listen on, watch on YouTube and all that shit. 0.99

01:34:21.100 Nephilim Death Squad. 0.99

01:34:21.980 We've got patrons only. 0.99

01:34:24.420 This is why Toad skips the pussy is because he doesn't want to burn it. 0.99

01:34:27.700 He's actually a gentleman. 0.99

01:34:28.560 He doesn't want to burn them.

01:34:29.420 He can only eat things with hot sauce. 1.00

01:34:31.080 So he's going to skip the pussy because if not, he's going to burn them. 1.00

01:34:34.500 Tomorrow we're doing a review of Sandy Hook because Sandy Hook happened on Saturday. 0.99

01:34:41.120 10 out of 10.

01:34:41.600 How many years ago?

01:34:42.500 Yeah, 10 out of 10.

01:34:45.320 Would recommend. 1.00

01:34:47.220 I would have to take kind of a whiff of the pussy though and kind of match it with the right hot sauce. 1.00

01:34:50.960 You got to pair the hot sauce with the pussy. 1.00

01:34:52.480 Sandy Hook, too many Scovels, kind of runny, not a fan. 1.00

01:34:57.040 Anyways, Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

01:34:58.660 I did a breakdown of the toppling of Assad in Syria.

01:35:02.740 If you want to know the real deal, I would highly recommend you guys take a listen.

01:35:06.200 Yeah, I'm going to listen tomorrow.

01:35:07.260 Definitely got to hear it.

01:35:08.060 We need more episodes of Liberty Lockdown as well.

01:35:10.540 I know, bro.

01:35:11.320 I know.

01:35:12.180 What have you been doing? 1.00

01:35:13.120 Better off dead, baby. 0.99

01:35:14.340 Every morning I do football shows on like Friday, Saturday nights, whatever. 0.99

01:35:18.460 We're going to get the college football playoff.

01:35:19.980 Look, I'll be honest, I can't put out enough, I can't put a lot of episodes of Liberty Lockdown out

01:35:24.200 because I'm completely obsessed with watching Toad's content and it's just, it's limitless.

01:35:30.580 Every now and then you pop out from the shadows and go, oh yeah, war's bad, guys.

01:35:35.400 I go, back to better off dead.

01:35:37.200 I got to go see his losing picks tonight.

01:35:38.820 I'm back on the winning side tonight.

01:35:40.980 Yo, guys, Toad is starting a whole new channel all about hot sauce. 0.98

01:35:44.540 I'm going to be fucking just. 0.98

01:35:47.020 Toad, you might as well start a whole new channel. 0.99

01:35:49.040 Like, because it's, it would be like starting from zero anyway.

01:35:52.960 Yeah.

01:35:54.720 Wait, just imagine the, the, what are these podcasts coming back to you and you start a

01:35:58.980 hot sauce channel?

01:36:00.240 They already invited me back.

01:36:01.680 He texted me.

01:36:02.540 He was like, it was great.

01:36:03.360 Oh, to do it again?

01:36:04.520 Well, yeah.

01:36:04.780 He's like, you got to come back on.

01:36:06.100 If you do, dude, cook with this for a couple of weeks and I'll, I'll hit Carl up.

01:36:10.140 I'll be like, it really was pure magic listening to that.

01:36:12.520 I got to tell you.

01:36:13.260 I'm, I'm not kidding.

01:36:14.280 Like that was, that was the only time I found you endearing ever.

01:36:17.600 Clint always stops Toad conned to the riding Corbett.

01:36:21.100 That's right.

01:36:22.400 And sometimes, sometimes I listen to it through my Bluetooth.

01:36:24.980 Pay us money if you want any more of this banter.

01:36:27.180 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:27.420 Catch us in the fucking, uh, penthouse. 0.98

01:36:29.240 We'll see you guys later. 0.99

01:36:30.020 Peace out. 0.96

01:36:30.400 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:36:32.800 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:36:34.520 No way, Jose. 0.99

01:36:35.980 Liberty Lockdown.

01:36:37.200 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour. 1.00

01:36:38.160 Clint, bitch. 1.00

01:36:39.660 Reed. 1.00

01:36:42.260 Cole.

01:36:43.900 Top Lobster.

01:36:45.200 And Toad.

01:36:45.900 Yo.

01:36:46.620 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:36:49.040 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:36:50.700 Liberty Lock is truth-saying.

01:36:52.580 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose. 0.98

01:36:55.020 Toad is sick.

01:36:56.000 No way, Jose. 1.00

01:36:57.060 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:36:58.680 They made Dave Smith all his fame. 0.98

01:37:00.440 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:37:02.100 Tower Gang.

01:37:02.720 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:37:05.060 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:37:05.440 They made Dave Smith all his fame.

01:37:07.660 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:37:10.660 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.94

01:37:15.300 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all. 0.94

01:37:19.060 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.94

01:37:22.340 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.

01:37:24.660 That's all, folks.

01:37:28.640 Thank you.

Tower Gang - December 12, 2024

Ep 207 - Hautism w⧸ Raven

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