Tower Gang - Ep 208 - The Nappening

00:00:00.620 Is that a smile? Is he smiling at me?

00:00:05.460 Audible presents a retelling of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, like no other.

00:00:11.580 Starring Marisa Abella as Elizabeth Bennet.

00:00:14.960 Despise me, Mr Darcy, if you dare.

00:00:18.620 And Harris Dickinson as Mr Darcy.

00:00:21.880 I do not dare.

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00:00:42.440 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:45.820 Is that a smile?

00:00:48.380 Is he smiling at me?

00:00:50.600 Audible presents a retelling of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, like no other.

00:00:56.440 Starring Marisa Abella as Elizabeth Bennet.

00:01:00.000 Despise me, Mr Darcy, if you dare.

00:01:03.780 And Harris Dickinson as Mr Darcy.

00:01:07.000 I do not dare.

00:01:09.240 Listen now on Audible.

00:01:10.820 Thanks, actually.

00:01:15.940 Don't have to be beautiful.

00:01:29.140 Turn me on.

00:01:33.140 Just need your body, baby.

00:01:36.200 From dusk till dawn.

00:01:40.980 Don't need experience.

00:01:45.440 Turn me out.

00:01:49.080 Just leave it all up to me.

00:01:52.980 Let me show you what it's all about.

00:01:56.000 Don't have to be rich to be my girl.

00:02:01.280 Don't have to be cool to rule my world.

00:02:05.120 And no particular sign more compatible with.

00:02:09.440 Just want your extra time and your kiss.

00:02:14.840 Retarded.

00:02:18.300 It's how again.

00:02:19.660 Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:02:21.520 Retarded.

00:02:22.020 What's up, retards?

00:02:26.200 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:02:28.120 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:02:29.860 Yes.

00:02:30.160 Right.

00:02:30.360 I've been reprying for another one.

00:02:34.680 And in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:02:37.900 But it would be so cruel.

00:02:39.440 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.

00:02:44.540 What are you doing with your mom?

00:02:46.060 He didn't fuck his mom.

00:02:47.540 He just had a dick in her.

00:02:52.500 Why are we talking about **** on this show?

00:02:54.440 Whoa.

00:02:57.400 Oh, that's too far.

00:02:59.780 I'm asking you a question.

00:03:02.660 I'm asking you a question.

00:03:03.860 Start.

00:03:05.040 Whoa, with the feet.

00:03:06.340 Skip the pussy.

00:03:07.480 Skip it.

00:03:08.140 It's not what this show is about.

00:03:09.720 This **** is retarded.

00:03:16.600 Don't be popping your **** collar, dude.

00:03:19.580 Can we all agree that Toad's sweater **** sucks?

00:03:21.800 No.

00:03:22.620 No?

00:03:22.840 No, we don't agree?

00:03:23.720 I think it kind of ****, honestly.

00:03:25.880 Yo, pre-show, pre-show, people missed it.

00:03:27.700 But I said, hey, Toad, your **** sweater sucks.

00:03:30.160 And he goes, he just pops his collar like this.

00:03:32.360 And he goes, does it?

00:03:34.320 It was, I mean, it was the most alpha **** response ever.

00:03:37.700 It almost made me think that that **** sweater **** kicks ass.

00:03:40.420 Anyways, welcome to Toad.

00:03:41.180 I was on his side, or your side, until he did that.

00:03:44.620 I agree.

00:03:45.380 He completely flipped the internet.

00:03:46.720 I was like, whoa.

00:03:47.880 I was on my side, and I'm not on my side anymore.

00:03:50.740 He said, does it?

00:03:51.980 And I was like, actually, now that you mention it, **** hard.

00:03:55.640 We're going to get one.

00:03:56.640 That **** intro, dude.

00:03:57.720 But I think Prince impregnated me, and that was the result.

00:04:02.620 Yeah.

00:04:04.500 Do you think that that 13-year-old fat tard that was kicking it to Prince has **** more chicks than Toad?

00:04:11.080 Probably.

00:04:11.600 Probably at least touched the boob.

00:04:13.760 Yeah, definitely.

00:04:16.300 Toad's touched titties.

00:04:17.560 He's probably been raped.

00:04:19.740 Well, you know I have.

00:04:20.740 I did it after the threesome.

00:04:24.260 Toad's not, like, he's just afraid to seal the deal.

00:04:27.720 Toad has rizz like crazy.

00:04:28.840 Hold on, I have a rizz button now.

00:04:30.560 There it is.

00:04:31.240 Oh, that's a great **** button.

00:04:33.240 It's a great button, right?

00:04:34.200 He just can't, like, seal the deal.

00:04:36.560 He's dedicated so much of his life to building anticipation, he has no idea on delivering.

00:04:41.020 Yeah.

00:04:41.420 Yeah, I literally skipped the pussy.

00:04:43.200 That's the whole thing.

00:04:44.020 Top, do me a favor.

00:04:44.900 Get ready with the button.

00:04:45.600 I'm afraid of it.

00:04:46.140 Get ready with the button.

00:04:47.400 Toad, if you could please show me what's on your sweater, I'd appreciate it.

00:04:53.360 Dude, boy.

00:04:54.760 It's hard to argue with.

00:04:56.020 I got to admit.

00:04:56.480 That **** is sick.

00:04:58.700 I mean, with the rizz button, like, I can't really deny it.

00:05:01.140 Anyways, welcome to Tower Gang.

00:05:02.280 It's 9-11.

00:05:03.240 It's 9-21.

00:05:04.440 Whatever.

00:05:05.000 It's basically 9-11 on a Wednesday.

00:05:07.360 Cole is jorking.

00:05:09.040 He has to professionally jork himself on this.

00:05:11.860 Is he coming?

00:05:12.580 Or maybe not?

00:05:13.760 He said, yeah, I'll be right there, baby.

00:05:15.320 I don't think so.

00:05:16.120 What's with the jorking thing?

00:05:17.500 You said that in the pre-show, too.

00:05:18.760 Is that some sort of joke?

00:05:19.100 Because someone in the pre-show chat said jorking, and I just thought it was funny.

00:05:22.440 If he's getting a blowjob right now, he's definitely not coming.

00:05:24.540 No, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:05:26.080 This is what happened, guys, and I think he might actually come, which is kind of crazy.

00:05:29.380 Oh, wow.

00:05:30.040 We thought that maybe he couldn't come, and we were like, yeah, I can sort of remember

00:05:34.200 that.

00:05:35.100 Oh, no, right.

00:05:35.640 He's just fucking with me.

00:05:36.300 He's not coming.

00:05:36.740 Never mind.

00:05:37.140 I'm so confused.

00:05:39.820 He might show up.

00:05:40.540 He might not.

00:05:41.040 I'm very confused right now.

00:05:42.660 Anyways, my day's been fun.

00:05:44.520 I was on with Sam Tripoli and the Nephilim Death Squad Superstars, and then I did X Spaces

00:05:50.560 with Nancy Mace and Justin Amash and that gay dude that got kicked out, whatever his name

00:05:56.400 is, Sanchez or whatever.

00:05:58.120 Oh, not Sanchez.

00:06:01.240 What the fuck is it?

00:06:01.920 I can't remember his name now.

00:06:04.020 Yeah, he's the gay guy.

00:06:05.520 You know what I'm talking about.

00:06:06.380 Some Latino dude, yeah.

00:06:08.080 Yeah, the gay Latino.

00:06:09.120 George Santos, right?

00:06:10.400 Isn't that his name?

00:06:11.260 That's it.

00:06:11.600 He's the best.

00:06:12.440 I love him.

00:06:13.260 He's great.

00:06:14.020 So anyways, yeah, I've just, I've had a very eventful day, and yeah, that's it.

00:06:19.800 That's all I got.

00:06:20.420 There's no jokes there.

00:06:21.780 My day, I spent wasting time talking to people like Sam Tripoli and Clint, and now I'm here

00:06:27.060 talking to people like you guys.

00:06:29.640 Wait, you thought that was a time waster?

00:06:31.160 Wow, that hurts.

00:06:31.720 That was a huge, huge time suck, and now I'm here.

00:06:35.980 It was a time suck, but you felt like your time was wasted, really?

00:06:39.660 Completely wasted.

00:06:40.560 I could have spent more of my time arguing and baiting these trannies into doxing me.

00:06:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:46.380 So tell our audience about that.

00:06:47.940 Why are you being doxed by trannies?

00:06:49.660 I'm not quite sure.

00:06:51.180 I don't know how their brain operates.

00:06:52.820 I think it's different.

00:06:53.480 Well, they actually doxed you or what?

00:06:55.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:55.760 Somebody doxed me.

00:06:56.720 I was like, oh, that's cool.

00:06:57.660 I was like, oh, yeah, I know my address too.

00:06:59.020 There's one thing I know about Top definitively.

00:07:02.160 When he says I'm not sure, he knows exactly why the trannies are upset.

00:07:05.540 It's the latest episode of Looney Tunes.

00:07:07.460 No, I mean, listen, this is actually, hold on, I have something beautiful here.

00:07:11.280 Okay, wait, let me, I have to pull it up in a different area.

00:07:13.500 Oh, this was, yeah.

00:07:15.360 Okay, so.

00:07:16.320 This juxtaposition rules, man.

00:07:18.660 This is the, this is actually the algorithm giving and taking away.

00:07:22.400 He goes, what would you call our favorite resident black person?

00:07:25.840 What would you call a person who thinks the government should ban transgenders from owning firearms?

00:07:29.560 And here I am saying, how many times do I have to ask a very simple question?

00:07:34.240 Should the trans be allowed to own guns?

00:07:37.640 And here's somebody threatening me.

00:07:39.680 This is actually an interesting one.

00:07:41.480 I don't know if you can see this guy's profile.

00:07:42.920 You can't see it.

00:07:43.900 Black dude.

00:07:44.240 A guy?

00:07:45.180 That's a black dude?

00:07:45.740 Yeah, he says, tell you what, buddy, give me your address and I'll get it to you.

00:07:49.320 No, Maj is a black dude.

00:07:50.960 So top here is sandwiched in between a black guy and a tranny.

00:07:55.500 But this is not just a tranny.

00:07:57.120 This is a black tranny, which I'm like, oh, yeah, it's a nigger faggot.

00:08:01.320 So I'm trying to figure out.

00:08:03.060 It's black don't crack.

00:08:07.220 Did you drop your address?

00:08:08.740 Did you drop your address?

00:08:09.660 That would have been a dope move.

00:08:11.800 Honestly, I was thinking about it.

00:08:14.120 The Ku Klux Klan busters there.

00:08:16.680 So this person, I don't know, they're like threatening me.

00:08:18.960 Now I'm trying to determine, I'm like, well, which stereotype is at play here?

00:08:24.560 Is it the stereotype of trannies being violent or black people being violent?

00:08:27.820 Because this person has the curse of being both.

00:08:30.740 So what do you guys think?

00:08:32.480 I mean, it's double violence.

00:08:33.900 It's a blaney.

00:08:34.980 It's a worst case scenario, really.

00:08:36.940 It's a trigger.

00:08:37.540 I'm surprised you're still alive.

00:08:39.700 I mean, it's almost a triple violence because trannies are violent towards others and themselves all at once.

00:08:45.620 It's wild, man.

00:08:47.740 That's a trigger.

00:08:48.760 That's fucking fantastic.

00:08:49.740 If a black tranny commits suicide, does that help the black on black crime statistics?

00:08:55.660 Hey, Raven, hop on the stream, you homo.

00:08:57.680 Let's go.

00:08:58.480 Yeah, we're missing coal.

00:08:59.740 Come replace him.

00:09:00.260 It makes you wonder kind of like with pit bulls if we should just like not be allowed to breed those anymore.

00:09:05.040 Because it's like, I feel like they're too violent.

00:09:07.560 No, black trannies specifically.

00:09:09.300 Like they're too violent to exist.

00:09:09.740 Well, they can't breed, can they?

00:09:12.120 Well, wait a minute.

00:09:12.760 Super predators.

00:09:13.020 Would you rather live in a neighborhood full of pit bulls or black people?

00:09:19.880 Oh, pit bulls for sure.

00:09:21.200 Yeah.

00:09:21.400 But black trannies though?

00:09:22.620 I go, I go pit bulls.

00:09:25.100 Yeah, triggers as we're calling them now.

00:09:28.080 Triggers.

00:09:29.820 That works in a lot of different ways actually.

00:09:31.900 It does.

00:09:33.200 It works in many ways.

00:09:34.580 I definitely triggered that trigger.

00:09:36.100 It works at least 40% of the time.

00:09:37.580 So, Top, you're being doxed by this fine trigger?

00:09:42.920 Not by this tranny.

00:09:44.860 By another tranny.

00:09:46.780 And it's all because you said that they shouldn't have the right to own guns.

00:09:49.660 I didn't even say that they shouldn't.

00:09:51.620 Yeah.

00:09:52.380 I said.

00:09:52.740 Oh, you asked.

00:09:53.540 I asked the question.

00:09:54.800 Right.

00:09:55.120 Again, I'm asking a question.

00:09:56.800 People get so fucking mad.

00:09:58.420 I'm literally just like.

00:09:59.260 Hey, I'm just questioning your rights, Doc.

00:10:01.800 It's not even really like.

00:10:03.120 It's not even like.

00:10:04.620 It's not even do you have the right to though.

00:10:06.440 It's just that you've proven yourself to be mentally ill so you're not fit to own a firearm.

00:10:12.200 Hey, I just want to deem you as this like other part of society that like, you know, shouldn't have rights and stuff.

00:10:19.080 That's it.

00:10:20.060 I don't know why that would be offensive.

00:10:22.400 Like, I think that you're subhuman and I don't think that you should be able to defend yourself.

00:10:26.440 What's the problem?

00:10:27.480 I'm asking a question, Clint.

00:10:28.360 They've proven themselves to be subhuman, Clint.

00:10:31.140 I'm once again asking if the transgender should be allowed to own guns.

00:10:34.860 That's all I'm asking.

00:10:35.660 Should they be, should they own guns?

00:10:37.220 It's like a philosophical question.

00:10:39.240 But a lot of people are taking this as, again, well, the Second Amendment and they're also saying like, oh, you want gun laws and shit.

00:10:45.500 I'm like, well, first off, the Second Amendment wasn't ready for trannies.

00:10:47.940 He's like, well, hold up.

00:10:49.760 They cut off their dick.

00:10:50.860 Well, and also, like, Fox Populi, Fox Day, like, the motion didn't pass.

00:10:58.020 So, I don't know why they're upset at all.

00:11:00.560 Like, it's all good.

00:11:01.200 I didn't say that.

00:11:02.160 Look, 67% of people said that.

00:11:03.920 Not me.

00:11:04.320 I just asked a question.

00:11:05.560 It passed, Clint.

00:11:06.380 Two-thirds majority said no.

00:11:07.720 Oh, wait.

00:11:07.940 It said no.

00:11:08.580 Oh, I take it back.

00:11:09.700 All right.

00:11:10.180 Well, then, yeah, it's law now.

00:11:12.740 So, you can't have guns.

00:11:13.260 If we lived in a free democracy, they would not be allowed to have guns.

00:11:17.060 That's kind of beautiful.

00:11:17.640 I am once again telling all the gun-grabbing authoritarians to get bent.

00:11:22.080 And look at this.

00:11:23.480 Okay, Clint?

00:11:24.440 This is my favorite comment, period.

00:11:26.760 It's okay?

00:11:28.180 Do you want to say what's going on?

00:11:28.980 Now, look at the reply.

00:11:31.300 This person can't help.

00:11:32.160 This is a femboy.

00:11:32.880 Something femboy.

00:11:33.700 Puts barrel in my mouth.

00:11:34.900 Those are dude legs, really?

00:11:36.720 Dude.

00:11:37.800 That's insane.

00:11:39.160 It's the most insane community ever.

00:11:40.960 I kind of like them.

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00:11:54.740 Hashtag make a play.

00:11:57.360 Because they're that crazy.

00:11:58.960 Yeah, they kind of seem like they're your people, but, like, you're also completely at odds.

00:12:02.880 So, I don't know how to reconcile that.

00:12:05.080 Right.

00:12:05.680 Yeah.

00:12:06.280 I mean, they seem like libertarians.

00:12:08.400 But I don't want to be around them at all.

00:12:10.080 I care about the movement, but I just don't give a fuck about these people.

00:12:13.680 Yeah.

00:12:14.020 Right.

00:12:14.140 No, that makes sense.

00:12:15.340 I can relate to that.

00:12:16.800 Yeah.

00:12:17.660 I agree with Tom.

00:12:18.620 I care about the cause, and I care about the movement.

00:12:20.380 I just don't give a fuck about these people.

00:12:21.500 Like, I...

00:12:22.240 Yeah.

00:12:23.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:24.660 No, that makes a lot of sense.

00:12:25.900 I don't really care about the cause either, dude.

00:12:26.620 I don't give a fuck about the cause.

00:12:29.520 I care about the cause, and I care about the movement.

00:12:31.080 I just don't give a fuck about these people.

00:12:32.480 I said that so matter-of-factly.

00:12:34.480 It's almost as if I believed it.

00:12:35.680 what were you talking about in that clip

00:12:38.220 I don't know libertarians

00:12:40.180 I think it was like the electoral

00:12:41.840 politics stuff like why he was running

00:12:43.880 yeah

00:12:44.840 I just really don't like the people

00:12:47.680 involved

00:12:48.200 I don't want to talk about it

00:12:52.940 yeah they suck

00:12:54.980 wait wait wait

00:12:57.340 I think the question is should we play our game

00:13:00.040 now that I'm already

00:13:01.600 well we should play the game

00:13:05.320 but also we should go door to door

00:13:07.580 disarming trans people

00:13:08.660 I'm not saying we should

00:13:13.080 no no no you're just asking a question

00:13:15.140 but I'm saying like alright the question's been

00:13:17.160 answered so like

00:13:18.600 let's go door to door

00:13:20.500 what I'm saying is now that the question's been answered

00:13:22.760 the time for questions is over

00:13:24.780 we have our answers

00:13:26.580 I don't know if you saw but you put the poll out

00:13:29.060 the poll passed

00:13:30.060 you then shared the poll again

00:13:32.600 it's time for door to door

00:13:35.140 gun confiscation

00:13:36.300 I'm hoping to appeal to their better side

00:13:38.400 I'm hoping to appeal to their male side

00:13:40.760 they're the side with common sense and they'll see this poll

00:13:43.220 overwhelmingly say no

00:13:44.780 and then they just give up the gun

00:13:46.140 I think

00:13:46.440 they don't have that though

00:13:47.760 half of them are rational enough to understand

00:13:49.700 I mean like half of them individually

00:13:51.900 like half of their actual being

00:13:53.660 is rational enough to understand

00:13:54.760 I think every trans person is mentally female

00:13:57.840 for the most part

00:13:59.360 well that makes sense yeah

00:14:00.720 that actually makes a lot of sense

00:14:03.320 you have to be mentally female to be that stupid

00:14:06.320 you can't be a man

00:14:08.240 and be that dumb

00:14:09.520 yeah

00:14:10.360 no matter which way you transition

00:14:13.420 you're not a man

00:14:14.540 I almost kept it together

00:14:17.420 I almost didn't laugh as I said that

00:14:19.360 no matter which way you go

00:14:21.040 you a bitch

00:14:21.980 that's right

00:14:23.480 yeah chick becomes a dude

00:14:26.300 still a bitch

00:14:27.160 bitch

00:14:27.540 dude becomes a bitch

00:14:28.940 well definitely you a bitch bitch

00:14:30.720 it's a bunch of bitches to me

00:14:32.160 yeah

00:14:33.100 dudes becoming women

00:14:34.440 yeah they actually pass

00:14:35.540 oh that's so insulting on so many levels

00:14:38.920 like

00:14:39.180 if you're a trans person

00:14:41.180 and you're presented with that argument

00:14:42.760 like you just kind of like

00:14:43.840 like what do you do

00:14:45.440 I have a good question

00:14:46.620 so women are fucking stupid and nuts right

00:14:49.600 but like

00:14:50.360 when it

00:14:51.100 I wouldn't know

00:14:53.060 but when a woman

00:14:54.540 transitions to be a man

00:14:56.140 I mean

00:14:56.880 obviously to want to transition

00:14:58.540 you're pretty fucking nuts

00:15:00.040 but are you like

00:15:01.100 less nuts than just a regular broad

00:15:03.040 no

00:15:03.940 I think you're more

00:15:04.800 yeah

00:15:05.820 I don't know

00:15:06.800 because you're trying to adapt

00:15:07.600 to be like

00:15:08.340 they're trying to act like they're a man

00:15:10.560 but they're not

00:15:11.120 like you're still a chick

00:15:12.320 you're still a neurotic crazy fucking

00:15:14.580 not a dude

00:15:15.700 you aren't

00:15:16.260 you do not have dude mind

00:15:17.480 and you're like

00:15:18.020 I don't care why I'm not like

00:15:19.100 making it as a dude

00:15:20.020 you know

00:15:20.700 I'm not convinced

00:15:21.380 because you're like

00:15:21.880 you're a bitch

00:15:22.680 yes Clinton

00:15:23.940 yeah

00:15:24.560 thank you for clarifying

00:15:26.260 all right let's do mailbag

00:15:27.280 yeah

00:15:28.040 oh I guess we're doing

00:15:28.900 all right

00:15:29.260 all right

00:15:29.720 oh no no

00:15:30.840 fuck

00:15:31.020 I thought we were going to do

00:15:31.560 transpassing

00:15:31.820 I thought we were going to do

00:15:31.840 cute femboys

00:15:32.800 all right yeah

00:15:33.480 let's see

00:15:34.520 let's see if

00:15:35.280 if I want to fuck any of these dudes

00:15:37.280 I did like

00:15:38.460 Patrick Shouts

00:15:40.040 idea there though

00:15:41.280 by the way

00:15:41.700 I disarmed them

00:15:42.820 by going around Christmas caroling

00:15:44.280 but

00:15:44.440 they might stop you though

00:15:45.760 because

00:15:46.060 do they like Christmas carols

00:15:47.700 because they're like

00:15:48.280 because they're probably

00:15:49.500 safe

00:15:50.140 whatever you know

00:15:54.960 what I mean

00:15:55.440 thank you

00:15:56.040 okay Tyler good sir

00:16:01.280 let's uh

00:16:01.780 let's pull up some of these

00:16:02.880 uh

00:16:03.240 these pictures

00:16:04.000 or whoever's

00:16:04.740 when you get a chance

00:16:06.160 make sure you do pull up

00:16:07.200 the

00:16:07.440 the uh

00:16:08.240 Christmas caroling song

00:16:09.340 that we talked before the show

00:16:10.340 so we can

00:16:10.860 say

00:16:11.540 you know

00:16:12.020 show the song that we would

00:16:13.480 perform as we disarm the

00:16:14.840 trainings

00:16:15.080 oh

00:16:15.460 can we get top to uh

00:16:17.300 interpret what that

00:16:18.520 fucking downs bitch was

00:16:19.580 saying too

00:16:20.060 the one that the downs bitch

00:16:21.300 is way too hot than she is

00:16:22.460 way more hotter than she has

00:16:23.600 any business being

00:16:24.440 well we'll watch that

00:16:25.760 yeah

00:16:26.200 we gotta watch that later

00:16:26.940 I'm fine with watching that

00:16:27.700 video again

00:16:28.340 yeah

00:16:28.860 conspiracy extremist

00:16:30.460 ten dollars

00:16:30.860 all right that's gone

00:16:31.660 I can't read it

00:16:32.780 uh

00:16:33.040 thank you conspiracy extremists

00:16:34.540 what did he say

00:16:35.140 he said give the money to

00:16:36.920 laney before

00:16:37.540 oh

00:16:38.080 tyler takes it

00:16:38.820 i agree

00:16:39.680 okay

00:16:41.420 all right

00:16:42.220 beautiful femboy footage

00:16:43.420 all right

00:16:44.160 i mean i'm just

00:16:44.800 i have it on mine

00:16:46.420 i'm just starting from the

00:16:47.420 top here

00:16:47.900 oh i love the toad

00:16:48.760 toad had this geared up

00:16:49.760 already

00:16:50.060 oh that's it

00:16:50.880 that's a nigga for sure

00:16:51.700 i have it bookmarked

00:16:53.460 i'm just ready to go

00:16:55.580 i mean

00:16:55.960 i like the hair

00:16:57.800 so you guys think i pass

00:16:59.320 only recently

00:17:00.000 i started presenting as female

00:17:01.780 okay so this is

00:17:02.660 they give it away

00:17:03.520 i mean if i'm like

00:17:04.960 walking by like a hall

00:17:06.980 i wouldn't look twice

00:17:08.200 i'd probably think

00:17:09.340 i mean just judging by

00:17:10.300 seeing that

00:17:11.020 i don't know about the

00:17:12.000 body obviously

00:17:12.740 but just

00:17:13.320 i don't know if it's

00:17:14.260 the lighting

00:17:14.660 would you look twice

00:17:15.440 because you think

00:17:16.000 it's a good looking woman

00:17:17.540 i don't know

00:17:18.120 i mean i wouldn't look

00:17:18.940 it wouldn't catch my eye

00:17:20.220 i wouldn't be like

00:17:20.760 oh look at her

00:17:21.240 i mean it's like a

00:17:21.920 but looks

00:17:22.420 it looks

00:17:23.360 literally what passing is

00:17:25.420 well this is a good

00:17:26.220 question

00:17:26.580 this is a good question

00:17:27.620 would you rather the

00:17:28.540 tranny be

00:17:29.100 uh

00:17:29.840 passing enough that you do

00:17:30.980 a double take

00:17:31.600 and then you have to be

00:17:32.340 disgusted or would you

00:17:33.460 rather them be so hideous

00:17:34.480 that you don't look at

00:17:35.280 them in the first place

00:17:36.120 the second one just so

00:17:38.200 hideous and i'm just like

00:17:39.240 ignore like

00:17:40.180 i know right away

00:17:42.700 so the options are hideous

00:17:44.560 or they pass

00:17:45.700 it's like ripping up

00:17:46.620 they pass enough that

00:17:47.840 that you have to take a

00:17:48.860 double look like at this

00:17:49.660 dude you'd have to take a

00:17:50.920 double look but then

00:17:51.660 you're like oh

00:17:52.340 adam's apple is a

00:17:53.360 motherfucker you just

00:17:54.340 have a wig on

00:17:55.340 i prefer the double look

00:17:56.440 because it's like

00:17:57.480 i'm not gonna like

00:17:58.480 accidentally fuck them

00:17:59.420 i'm still gonna figure

00:18:00.780 that out

00:18:01.380 no i think you might

00:18:02.300 fuck this guy dude

00:18:03.080 i don't think i'd fuck

00:18:04.020 that guy i think i'd

00:18:04.680 figure it out

00:18:04.860 i think you might

00:18:05.380 fuck this guy

00:18:06.000 i don't think i'd

00:18:07.040 fuck that dude

00:18:07.600 oh i think you might

00:18:09.020 fuck this guy

00:18:09.720 i'm starting to get a

00:18:10.440 boner here man

00:18:11.180 i'm pretty sure i

00:18:12.120 wouldn't fuck that

00:18:12.740 oh i think you might

00:18:13.880 though

00:18:14.160 i mean you're making

00:18:15.060 me question whether

00:18:15.700 i'd fuck this dude

00:18:16.720 when in rome

00:18:19.460 yeah exactly

00:18:20.220 see it's like just

00:18:26.980 enough to literally

00:18:27.860 pass to where like

00:18:29.040 you know in a

00:18:29.920 normal social situation

00:18:31.240 i just wouldn't even

00:18:31.960 notice

00:18:32.380 dude

00:18:32.840 i would figure it

00:18:35.060 out

00:18:35.520 yeah

00:18:35.700 adorable fucking

00:18:36.940 i don't know what

00:18:37.700 type of hat that is

00:18:38.500 and the sweater

00:18:39.060 i'm thinking jose takes

00:18:41.420 his one home to its

00:18:42.280 parents during christmas

00:18:43.260 honestly

00:18:43.740 yeah

00:18:44.540 aside from the

00:18:46.000 weirdly boyish face

00:18:47.620 what kind of

00:18:48.240 unremarkable human

00:18:49.400 being

00:18:49.860 uh do you have to

00:18:51.080 be because this

00:18:51.560 person's not

00:18:52.100 he's conventionally

00:18:53.320 kind of handsome

00:18:54.640 without all this

00:18:55.400 makeup

00:18:55.760 yeah he'd be all

00:18:56.780 right looking as a

00:18:57.420 dude

00:18:57.560 he he looks he

00:18:58.800 looks a lot like

00:18:59.480 the chick from

00:19:00.280 harry potter

00:19:01.040 i'm blanking on

00:19:01.640 her name

00:19:01.960 be a cute twink

00:19:02.840 hermione

00:19:03.480 emma watson

00:19:04.600 yeah that looks

00:19:05.640 like emma watson

00:19:06.260 if emma watson

00:19:07.300 was a dude

00:19:07.780 pretending to be a

00:19:08.460 chick

00:19:08.740 fuck then i

00:19:09.920 might fuck

00:19:10.500 her him

00:19:11.300 yeah i think

00:19:12.280 you would

00:19:12.620 but i mean

00:19:13.420 that's kind of

00:19:13.860 a given

00:19:14.180 i mean look at

00:19:15.400 those like

00:19:15.880 are those fake

00:19:16.820 freckles what's

00:19:17.560 going on here

00:19:18.140 yeah the freckles

00:19:19.960 are cute

00:19:20.360 you can you can

00:19:21.260 hear the tone

00:19:22.680 shift in toad's

00:19:23.560 voice he is hard

00:19:24.820 let's move to the

00:19:25.820 next tranny because

00:19:26.620 we didn't play this

00:19:27.480 game well this this

00:19:28.440 one gave it away

00:19:29.260 uh we need to see

00:19:31.100 another tranny

00:19:31.640 right but they all

00:19:32.720 give it away because

00:19:33.380 this is the trans

00:19:34.120 passing subreddit

00:19:35.420 here yeah but we

00:19:35.920 don't know which way

00:19:36.400 they're coming from

00:19:36.960 sometimes

00:19:37.580 this one

00:19:38.580 oh yes

00:19:39.840 these are all

00:19:41.160 i mean i wouldn't

00:19:42.040 once again i

00:19:42.540 wouldn't fuck

00:19:42.960 but that passed

00:19:43.440 they're all male

00:19:44.000 uh you'd fuck

00:19:44.880 that dude

00:19:45.340 i wouldn't fuck

00:19:46.100 that's it

00:19:46.480 oh you'd fuck

00:19:47.160 that that dude's

00:19:47.800 got tits at least

00:19:48.480 he's got titties

00:19:49.220 man you were

00:19:49.800 ready to fuck

00:19:50.240 the other dude

00:19:50.680 with no tits

00:19:51.200 you're definitely

00:19:51.820 fucking this tits

00:19:52.600 dude more

00:19:53.020 pictures more

00:19:53.820 pictures i would

00:19:54.520 need to see more

00:19:55.040 pictures but just

00:19:55.780 at a glance would

00:19:56.420 pass and so they

00:19:57.140 only they only posted

00:19:57.940 two that's it oh

00:19:59.700 yeah i mean this is

00:20:00.420 a girl this is a

00:20:01.640 probably a regular

00:20:02.320 girl just a regular

00:20:04.360 six or five

00:20:05.820 point five

00:20:06.480 yeah just uh

00:20:09.840 take her home and

00:20:10.520 then you realize she

00:20:11.120 has a dick i think

00:20:12.280 that they're on to

00:20:13.040 this and they do

00:20:14.000 some girls do this

00:20:15.020 for attention as well

00:20:15.940 it's like the

00:20:16.320 compliments if that's

00:20:18.520 a dude i i can't

00:20:20.240 tell i don't know

00:20:21.400 i'm not saying i'm

00:20:23.040 not saying she's or

00:20:24.060 he is attractive or

00:20:25.120 whatever i'm just

00:20:26.080 saying that like that

00:20:26.760 looks like a woman

00:20:27.580 because i am i am

00:20:29.200 the hardest i am the

00:20:32.800 hardest i hate

00:20:33.640 questioning you know

00:20:35.560 not not only just

00:20:36.460 questioning whether

00:20:37.060 or not this is a

00:20:37.900 male or female but

00:20:38.660 questioning like my

00:20:39.560 own sexuality i don't

00:20:41.440 like yeah i mean

00:20:42.380 that's the whole that's

00:20:44.040 the whole point of the

00:20:44.720 bit is for us to get

00:20:46.860 rocked up over dudes

00:20:47.960 i love doing that

00:20:50.360 yeah you are

00:20:50.940 next stop

00:20:51.900 that's a that's a

00:20:53.040 passing i mean that's

00:20:53.940 a homely bitch but

00:20:54.960 it looks like it

00:20:55.620 yeah she looks like a

00:20:59.060 normal

00:20:59.520 that's a homely ass

00:21:01.200 dude for sure it just

00:21:02.820 looks like a homely

00:21:03.360 bitch yeah

00:21:03.920 yeah it looks like a

00:21:05.660 chick's in you see

00:21:07.020 girls that work at

00:21:07.720 public's that work

00:21:08.520 like this right you

00:21:09.840 know what's funny yeah

00:21:10.580 absolutely every chick

00:21:11.680 that works at or

00:21:12.580 walmart for that matter

00:21:13.460 what's funny is i

00:21:14.500 wonder if this i wonder

00:21:15.800 if this dude chick would

00:21:16.680 be like pumped to have

00:21:18.100 to hear jose say like

00:21:20.300 that's a homely bitch

00:21:21.300 like

00:21:21.720 like i was going for

00:21:24.280 yeah like i'm a bitch

00:21:26.260 though you like you got

00:21:27.220 it

00:21:27.480 finally i'm accepted

00:21:28.700 that's a huge bitch

00:21:31.600 oh yeah no more

00:21:34.340 pictures of that one

00:21:34.960 oh no okay

00:21:36.000 only one

00:21:36.540 all right

00:21:37.160 one pick from these

00:21:38.200 people yeah we're

00:21:39.160 getting into the uncanny

00:21:40.540 valley

00:21:40.920 how clocky would you

00:21:42.340 say my face is

00:21:43.260 question

00:21:43.640 what's how clocky

00:21:46.320 mean what's clocky

00:21:47.120 mean

00:21:47.320 i don't even know

00:21:48.580 clocky

00:21:50.380 you know what i don't

00:21:51.780 know what it means but

00:21:52.620 i kind of see it

00:21:53.800 is that where you knock

00:21:54.920 your you lock your

00:21:56.020 clock and you lock

00:21:56.720 your cock in there

00:21:57.320 clocky

00:21:57.980 like like does your

00:21:58.780 face have like a

00:21:59.600 minute hand

00:22:00.220 i'm asking chat gpt

00:22:01.860 what clocky means

00:22:02.900 it says uh the term

00:22:03.780 clocky is often used

00:22:04.840 within the transgender

00:22:05.600 community to describe

00:22:06.800 someone or something

00:22:08.720 that draws attention to

00:22:09.840 a person being

00:22:10.640 transgender

00:22:11.520 oh

00:22:12.560 like we're clocky

00:22:14.440 yeah it's it's like

00:22:16.140 it's like we're a

00:22:16.740 trans cop

00:22:17.540 like i just i just

00:22:18.440 clocked you as male

00:22:19.840 yeah

00:22:20.440 you were you were

00:22:21.460 doing male out there

00:22:22.680 you're a cop with a

00:22:23.200 radar and like the

00:22:24.160 girls are walking by

00:22:24.900 and you're like girl

00:22:25.620 yeah it's a gay

00:22:26.800 dark guy that's a

00:22:27.740 fucking

00:22:28.020 pull him over

00:22:29.000 this one would like

00:22:31.500 it like beep

00:22:32.220 like like it was

00:22:33.840 something about it

00:22:34.520 would catch it like

00:22:35.220 beep

00:22:35.520 i don't know like i

00:22:36.380 need to pull that

00:22:36.800 one over

00:22:37.260 i think it's a

00:22:38.120 fucking dude

00:22:39.220 let me let me let

00:22:41.340 me just clarify for

00:22:42.240 doc shelley

00:22:42.620 look at a little

00:22:42.760 clocky there

00:22:43.640 the the reason that

00:22:44.620 this uh that

00:22:45.360 targeting constantly

00:22:46.240 revolves around gay

00:22:47.200 shit is because it's

00:22:48.240 funny and if you

00:22:49.420 don't find it funny

00:22:50.200 you're probably not

00:22:51.080 going to find this

00:22:51.580 show funny

00:22:52.000 wait wait that's

00:22:52.860 why

00:22:53.160 i thought it

00:22:54.020 was because i

00:22:54.700 wanted to get

00:22:55.160 hard fucking

00:22:55.580 dudes

00:22:56.240 doc enjoys this

00:22:57.440 doc is gay too

00:22:58.580 yeah

00:22:59.740 well then maybe

00:23:00.560 that's why he

00:23:01.100 doesn't like it

00:23:01.680 but

00:23:02.040 two dollars andrew

00:23:03.340 jacobs does it

00:23:04.020 help y'all

00:23:04.560 what's that man

00:23:04.960 i'll go for rumble

00:23:05.820 premium accounts to

00:23:06.880 send rants i don't

00:23:07.880 fucking know

00:23:08.440 probably keep sending

00:23:09.500 us money to find

00:23:10.280 any of us

00:23:10.720 yeah i don't know

00:23:12.160 not sure

00:23:14.040 yeah

00:23:14.340 having to send

00:23:14.840 they signed

00:23:15.520 rumble rumble

00:23:16.820 signed a pedophile

00:23:17.680 before they signed

00:23:18.620 a podcast that

00:23:19.340 talks about

00:23:19.920 pedophiles i mean

00:23:20.920 trans uh that's

00:23:22.080 laney that's a

00:23:23.240 cute that is a

00:23:25.060 cute chick this is

00:23:26.860 not a dude is it

00:23:28.500 uh i kind of see

00:23:29.400 this is laney holy

00:23:31.020 shit

00:23:31.480 all right i don't

00:23:32.300 like i don't like

00:23:33.020 that david's in the

00:23:33.760 chat and i'm telling

00:23:34.920 him to come on the

00:23:35.680 show and he's

00:23:36.580 ignoring me like like

00:23:37.820 he didn't see i know

00:23:39.240 you see you got

00:23:39.800 titties too

00:23:40.580 this is a hard one

00:23:42.600 man this one passes

00:23:43.380 like a motherfucker i

00:23:44.660 really think it's

00:23:45.240 some chick just being

00:23:45.960 mean i still want to

00:23:47.100 study of like the

00:23:48.600 thai people and why

00:23:49.860 so many dudes want to

00:23:51.440 get buttfucked and

00:23:52.420 dress up but is this

00:23:53.900 one of those thai

00:23:54.680 lady boys lady boys

00:23:56.880 yeah i'm not even

00:23:57.800 saying that is this

00:23:58.880 person's time just

00:23:59.560 saying like it

00:23:59.980 reminded me of the

00:24:00.660 thai people and

00:24:01.200 there's like so many

00:24:02.500 dudes that are getting

00:24:03.320 buttfucked and

00:24:03.920 dressing like women

00:24:04.440 there and i want to

00:24:05.640 study i want to

00:24:06.460 understand it i think

00:24:07.760 they just see our

00:24:08.680 beautiful arian dna

00:24:09.900 and just kind of

00:24:10.600 immediately fall in

00:24:11.400 line that's the most

00:24:13.820 racist answer i don't

00:24:14.980 know if that's yeah

00:24:16.560 the thai people are so

00:24:18.300 submissive that they're

00:24:19.280 just immediately like

00:24:20.220 white man bend over

00:24:22.460 you know what i will

00:24:23.960 say though about this

00:24:24.780 bit right now the last

00:24:26.180 time we did this bit

00:24:27.080 the the trannies were

00:24:28.620 very obvious this time

00:24:30.180 no they're getting

00:24:30.660 better dude it's

00:24:31.700 nerve-wracking

00:24:32.160 we're like tranny 3.0

00:24:41.840 now we're getting top

00:24:43.320 hard now yeah the the

00:24:45.300 trannies are they're

00:24:46.160 improving their skills

00:24:47.240 man yeah they're they're

00:24:48.740 fucking walking among us

00:24:49.880 i'm pool hold out right

00:24:51.020 now yeah that's a fucking

00:24:52.920 cute dude damn it's

00:24:55.720 definitely not my style but

00:24:56.940 i'm glad you guys are

00:24:57.840 fucking rocked out of over

00:24:59.080 it i mean i mean listen

00:25:00.460 that might be a girl i

00:25:01.820 feel like they're

00:25:02.320 fucking with that's a

00:25:02.920 cute you're wrong these

00:25:04.520 are all dudes you guys

00:25:05.700 you guys are fucking

00:25:06.600 falling for it remember

00:25:07.800 when we tried to fuck

00:25:08.700 with them they like took

00:25:09.700 down all of our posts

00:25:10.880 so like are you like

00:25:11.620 moderately attractive

00:25:12.600 feminine looking things

00:25:13.680 what are you gay yeah

00:25:16.380 dude if it has clearly a

00:25:17.500 dude if it has a dude

00:25:18.980 if it has a dick you

00:25:19.920 definitely get i love

00:25:21.260 people of ambiguous gender

00:25:22.900 man yeah all right well

00:25:24.700 that one uh yeah good for

00:25:26.560 you chico or chico

00:25:28.080 chico chico

00:25:30.720 no that's perfect that's

00:25:33.340 that's spanish for tranny

00:25:34.540 first uh passing date

00:25:36.360 chick chick chick another

00:25:37.800 another one i know girls

00:25:39.480 that look just like this

00:25:40.440 yeah right there's this

00:25:41.740 looks like some random

00:25:42.540 whore they're saying mtf i'm

00:25:44.320 not even seeing an adams

00:25:45.240 album i'm seeing multiple

00:25:46.540 uh crosses here on the

00:25:48.000 necklace i'm getting scared

00:25:49.020 guys so this person's on

00:25:50.260 hrt for 10 months maybe the

00:25:51.600 hrt is more effective it's

00:25:53.020 like stronger yeah it makes

00:25:55.360 you shoot up schools i think

00:25:56.940 well yeah that's true yeah

00:25:59.100 just minor yeah minor side

00:26:00.580 effect of you may shoot up

00:26:02.080 the school you graduated

00:26:02.980 from right yeah they have

00:26:05.120 to list that it's it's in

00:26:06.220 like the fine print there

00:26:07.320 yeah in the ads for it it's

00:26:08.820 yeah the honestly i'll tell

00:26:10.780 you i'll tell you and this

00:26:11.620 is this goes against

00:26:12.400 everything i believe include

00:26:13.480 nausea drama school

00:26:14.580 shootings but the reason the

00:26:18.980 reason that they're looking

00:26:19.860 better is because they're

00:26:21.380 taking hrt when they're kids

00:26:23.260 i'm just being honest i bet

00:26:25.300 you that's what it is is

00:26:26.140 that they're doing it before

00:26:26.880 they even go to go through

00:26:27.960 puberty honestly it's we

00:26:29.980 should start this earlier like

00:26:31.640 no start we want sexier dudes

00:26:35.420 well i mean yeah if you want

00:26:37.700 the sexiest dudes possible

00:26:39.140 don't you want to see how far

00:26:40.520 we can take this look if we

00:26:43.280 want see if our science can go

00:26:45.440 yeah if we want everything to

00:26:47.160 be the best that means we need

00:26:48.320 to have the best trannies we

00:26:49.920 need to have the sexiest trannies

00:26:51.400 that's correct and it's evil

00:26:52.720 yeah that's a cute dude

00:26:55.400 but that's a sexy dude like

00:26:57.360 for real i got i got okay

00:26:59.860 less sexy there yeah i got

00:27:02.140 some classes and i i realized

00:27:03.760 that you've got it like when

00:27:04.940 they're young and malleable

00:27:06.000 that's when you gotta do what

00:27:08.060 you gotta do you make them

00:27:09.000 racist what is what is lane

00:27:10.080 saying my trans doctor had

00:27:12.080 multiple guns in his office he

00:27:13.380 knew what could happen i

00:27:16.600 honestly do think that like i'm

00:27:18.360 not saying all but 95 of these

00:27:20.700 people are on the verge of

00:27:21.620 snapping at any minute

00:27:22.440 yeah yeah it's almost yeah

00:27:26.420 they're gonna walk into a

00:27:27.620 school at any second right

00:27:28.760 now the thing is they have

00:27:30.800 the mental instability of a

00:27:32.520 woman but then the physical

00:27:33.620 drive of a man exactly that's

00:27:36.060 why they that's why they

00:27:36.900 shoot people up because like

00:27:37.900 normally women don't do that

00:27:39.200 they're just crazy and like

00:27:40.400 they suck right but like once

00:27:42.620 you throw the testosterone you

00:27:44.200 know from birth in there it's

00:27:45.840 like oh you got a fucking

00:27:46.560 problem on your hands yeah and

00:27:47.700 then you start acting like a man

00:27:48.880 you got to start shooting shit

00:27:50.040 yeah exactly which there's

00:27:52.800 nothing really wrong with that

00:27:53.840 i mean men are perfect and all

00:27:55.380 but just combining the two it's

00:27:58.080 like you have to have the full

00:28:00.080 male everything to control the

00:28:03.980 murderous instinct that you're

00:28:05.280 born with and if you if you try

00:28:06.960 and mix that with any sort of

00:28:08.460 femininity well you're fucked

00:28:10.360 everyone's going to die we've

00:28:12.280 discussed the intrusive thoughts

00:28:13.720 yeah we're literal murder

00:28:15.800 machines and then you put this

00:28:17.120 a rational fucking pilot on top

00:28:18.980 of it it's going to be uh it's

00:28:20.500 going to be problems right and

00:28:21.560 rape machines as well which is

00:28:23.060 kind of yes we're murder

00:28:24.000 we're murder rape machines and

00:28:26.040 then you're like hey let's just

00:28:27.200 let's just sprinkle a little bit

00:28:28.940 of fucking god damn alpha

00:28:31.280 predator sprinkle a little female

00:28:35.260 insanity on top of it like this

00:28:36.640 sounds like a recipe for

00:28:37.420 disaster it's no surprise that

00:28:39.120 people are dying as a

00:28:39.940 consequence of it by the way i

00:28:41.200 want the i want a clip of clint

00:28:42.720 casually saying we're rape murder

00:28:44.620 machines you said two why are you

00:28:47.660 running with me but i heard you say

00:28:49.540 and it sounded more clippable it was

00:28:50.940 like a good little isolated

00:28:51.900 oh no yeah that dude sucks he's got a

00:28:56.680 beard does he kind of looks like

00:29:00.660 cole's wife i don't know oh

00:29:02.660 shots fired and you want to come from a

00:29:07.460 blowjob looks like a blonde wife jack

00:29:09.700 kind of that's all it looks like yeah

00:29:12.520 you must be you must be in elementary

00:29:15.000 school because shots were just fired

00:29:16.780 oh okay all right there's the dude

00:29:20.900 yeah definitely a dude yeah that

00:29:24.460 lighting's not doing any of your

00:29:25.540 favors oh her face looks like like

00:29:27.440 drago from rocky all right next next

00:29:29.340 person that's some guy liner right

00:29:30.980 do last one see what is going on here

00:29:33.060 that just looks like an ugly bitch

00:29:34.320 yeah that's a chick that works the

00:29:36.120 night shift at 7-eleven yeah he she is

00:29:38.860 just one of those podcasts that's just

00:29:40.600 that's the same person that's the

00:29:42.280 chick that that's the chick that works

00:29:43.780 blockbuster noon to 3 p.m. hey

00:29:45.880 props to the uh trans community you

00:29:48.000 guys are killing it out there yeah

00:29:49.720 look at the forearms look at the

00:29:51.800 forearms on that chick though

00:29:53.040 yeah all right which podcast all right

00:29:58.780 this person is doing a podcast which

00:30:00.400 podcast is more unlistenable a tranny

00:30:02.980 podcast or just a woman podcast or a

00:30:05.680 better off dead better off dead is

00:30:08.140 preferable every single time this

00:30:10.720 well it's been rough

00:30:12.100 yo i think that was a fire podcast has

00:30:16.460 got to be the worst man the the tranny

00:30:18.100 podcast i mean it's possible because

00:30:21.380 the tranny is actually a dude here

00:30:22.860 right so it can't be as insufferable as

00:30:25.320 a woman i'm so on the i'm so on the

00:30:27.900 fence in this i can go both ways i mean

00:30:30.380 well not beautiful dude but like just

00:30:32.620 average dude definitely not beautiful

00:30:35.000 but yeah i know what you mean but then

00:30:37.040 again like i said all trans people

00:30:38.580 actually have feminine energy so this

00:30:40.440 i don't know man but still i think the

00:30:43.800 woman podcast is still worse because

00:30:45.440 that's like ultra female energy i mean

00:30:47.960 who wants to listen to broads i mean

00:30:49.900 really no i know i mean i don't even

00:30:52.820 really need to elaborate i don't know

00:30:54.740 vocal fry what do you think this uh

00:30:57.220 trans podcast is about though it's

00:31:00.520 probably about trans shit they probably

00:31:01.820 talk about clocking they talk about

00:31:03.340 hormones and they talk about

00:31:04.660 what schools they're going to target

00:31:09.700 next you know that normal shit yeah

00:31:11.920 literally thought that just their face

00:31:14.060 looked like a clock mailbag looking like

00:31:18.520 a grandfather clock i don't like like

00:31:20.260 that i have to hold toad's hand like

00:31:21.820 when the music comes on he should know

00:31:23.080 but he never does yeah it's weird right

00:31:24.480 when mail vestibule says imagine you're a

00:31:27.540 13 year old girl and you're part of a

00:31:29.640 persecuted minority group now you're

00:31:31.900 hiding in an attic oh which group i

00:31:33.600 don't know to escape capture by a

00:31:35.520 hostile regime what would you write in

00:31:37.440 your diary i tell you i wouldn't use a

00:31:40.620 ballpoint pen that's for sure i would

00:31:43.020 not have my father do it after i'm dead

00:31:45.660 what did she write i don't even know i've

00:31:50.080 never even read she wrote about her

00:31:51.260 vagina i forget i don't think that's it

00:31:54.240 yeah she did she did she wrote a lot of

00:31:56.220 dirty shit in there what did she write

00:31:58.060 about her vagina i don't remember but

00:32:00.020 she definitely wrote about how look it

00:32:01.480 up we're gonna read and frank's diary on

00:32:04.740 air i bet you if you look online you can

00:32:06.920 find something of dirty things just just

00:32:08.800 use grok just say hey grok google i'm

00:32:11.120 googling and frank what did what did and

00:32:13.580 frank have to say about her pussy tell me

00:32:15.780 about that and frank cooter

00:32:17.480 real shit though i don't even use google

00:32:22.580 anymore i'm using grok for everything

00:32:23.960 grok is pretty i've been using for

00:32:25.680 thumbnails lately fucking slaps yeah me too

00:32:27.300 they're sick i mean i mean do is this

00:32:29.700 wait is this a quote from anne frank's

00:32:32.860 diary is that we're looking at here

00:32:34.140 she wrote of her vagina quote there are

00:32:37.280 little folds of skin all over the place

00:32:39.280 you can hardly find it the little hole

00:32:41.920 underneath is so terribly small that i

00:32:44.060 simply cannot imagine how a man can get

00:32:45.940 in there let alone how a whole baby can

00:32:48.720 get out is that like a legit quote

00:32:52.500 i have no idea i look i mean i'll assume

00:32:55.140 that it is that was weird why did we do

00:32:57.780 this uh this is uh from it's on the

00:33:01.780 guardian an article claiming that and

00:33:04.740 phrase diary is not pornographic i'll

00:33:08.100 link to it in the private chat right here

00:33:09.940 yeah and frank in her famous diary wrote

00:33:14.100 openly about various aspects of her life

00:33:16.020 including body and thought about those

00:33:17.860 thoughts about sexuality very interesting

00:33:19.460 very close yeah yeah share share my screen

00:33:23.560 real quick yeah she wrote about i'm not

00:33:27.140 reading all that look at that what the

00:33:28.360 fuck is this is this is from grok this

00:33:30.280 this is my thumbnail for the episode

00:33:32.240 tonight that premieres at 10 which you

00:33:33.720 should obviously leave the show and go

00:33:34.940 watch

00:33:35.220 um but uh it's me top uh nds and uh and sam

00:33:39.600 trippoli but i use grok for this and i

00:33:41.500 said i said put i i actually i said put

00:33:44.240 elon musk on one shoulder and uh and you

00:33:47.300 know ben shapiro is the devil on the other

00:33:48.720 shoulder and it just totally left off elon and

00:33:51.300 it just put shapiro on the backdrop with

00:33:53.000 horns i was like oh is this hate speech

00:33:55.500 can i post this it's on youtube we'll see

00:33:57.580 what happens just put just told grok put

00:34:00.340 tim pool and fucking a jew and the thing

00:34:02.720 this is what it gets spit out i didn't

00:34:05.760 even say i didn't even say uh ben shapiro

00:34:08.160 i just knew

00:34:08.740 didn't say anything about the horns just

00:34:11.380 threw it on there

00:34:12.060 what are you guys uh thinking about

00:34:15.800 tim pool does anybody care or anyone

00:34:17.820 have thoughts at all about it i don't

00:34:20.000 care we did a whole episode on it so

00:34:21.900 that's an episode on it he doesn't care

00:34:23.980 that's what i'm saying like toad you

00:34:25.240 don't care either right no i care more

00:34:27.420 about nann frank's pussy i mean a little

00:34:30.120 disappointed i guess i mean i knew i

00:34:32.440 kind of like i mean we don't know if

00:34:34.360 it's true i guess but like i mean no

00:34:35.980 matter what side of the equation he's

00:34:37.140 on it's like he is the kind who would

00:34:39.040 have sold to like let's be real we all

00:34:40.600 knew what side of the fence he was

00:34:42.480 there uh like i don't know i just feel

00:34:44.760 like uh they're kind of the new

00:34:46.480 establishment so it's i got i gotta be

00:34:48.680 honest i i don't think that toad's

00:34:50.100 getting hired by the daily wire after

00:34:51.500 that last comment

00:34:52.160 yeah i care more about n frank's pussy

00:34:56.680 do you i mean do you know what you

00:34:58.740 just said no i never know what i say

00:35:03.320 what you think anne frank existed like

00:35:06.360 or she she's like john benet ramsey like

00:35:08.900 just completely fake you think john

00:35:11.460 benet ramsey didn't exist i don't know

00:35:13.120 i don't think i gotta watch how far you

00:35:15.560 guys went in your job i gotta watch a

00:35:16.980 new documentary do we even know that

00:35:19.100 john benet ramsey existed dude the

00:35:21.800 entire episode wasn't even about john

00:35:23.580 benet ramsey like we started off and

00:35:25.060 we're like we don't think she existed

00:35:26.340 and the guest was like yeah me neither

00:35:28.100 and i was like well let's talk about

00:35:29.100 something else then

00:35:30.120 that was it case closed yeah case

00:35:34.160 closed so you think that all the

00:35:35.320 footage from the early 90s was fake

00:35:37.420 yeah that so her like she was in a

00:35:41.340 bunch of beauty pageants that didn't

00:35:42.800 exist in colorado

00:35:43.920 her parents took her from from

00:35:46.440 colorado to georgia to bury her

00:35:48.700 without a death certificate so they put

00:35:50.320 a dead body on a plane and buried it in

00:35:52.520 a different state but they never got a

00:35:54.120 death certificate it's very it's like a

00:35:55.380 lot of weird shit going on with this

00:35:56.800 girl what i literally can't i can't like

00:36:00.680 listen or watch top anymore because i

00:36:02.640 feel like my my hold on reality is

00:36:04.840 tenuous enough i can't i can't i can't

00:36:07.960 keep following him what if he's right

00:36:09.740 the sandy hook shit did you see the

00:36:12.240 pictures of the of the family that's

00:36:14.800 clearly ai yeah i saw it they did it

00:36:18.140 12 years ago it's like there's two two

00:36:19.940 daughters sitting on the dad's legs but

00:36:22.080 they got that shit was that shit was

00:36:23.940 garbage the legs photoshopped no the legs

00:36:26.840 were cocked to the side okay not to

00:36:29.900 mention that the little girl the third

00:36:31.500 girl in the picture the mother admits

00:36:33.540 to photoshop photoshopping every picture

00:36:36.300 you said that you said that but like is

00:36:38.920 there an explanation what she's like

00:36:41.340 there's no way she said that why the

00:36:42.760 fuck would she say that my kid why would

00:36:44.300 she do that still so me as a mother

00:36:46.580 went and figured out photoshop in the

00:36:48.400 early 20 that's what she claimed is

00:36:50.040 because she wouldn't sit still for

00:36:51.280 pictures that's what she claimed it's

00:36:52.640 not me that's what i'm saying it's

00:36:53.640 fucking crazy all right that's what

00:36:55.940 this i'll give you that old jewish guy

00:36:57.620 gene rosen he lives miles away from the

00:37:00.340 school they take the kids that they

00:37:02.240 use the photo op for you know to march

00:37:04.440 them out of the school they actually

00:37:05.520 redid that and took that a couple of

00:37:07.020 times they put them on a bus drove them

00:37:08.980 a couple miles to this random guy he's

00:37:11.040 a the friendly grandfather gene rosen

00:37:13.180 dropped off kids to this random jewish

00:37:15.400 man and they stood in his living room

00:37:16.880 until everything was all clear then he

00:37:18.660 came back and told the story three

00:37:20.500 different stories it's like it makes

00:37:22.700 none of it makes any sense my my

00:37:24.380 reality is is completely fractured

00:37:26.100 clint yeah no i understand that i'm

00:37:28.420 just saying i can't listen to you talk

00:37:29.740 about this stuff anymore or my reality

00:37:31.440 will also fracture so i have to just

00:37:33.720 pretend that you're wrong about it maybe

00:37:35.160 we need i lied to the people i lied to

00:37:36.920 everybody and it was easy the only thing

00:37:40.360 that makes me feel better is that i feel

00:37:41.740 like maybe you're just lying to me which

00:37:43.380 is i'm not lying it's very it's very i

00:37:46.260 don't know but if you were it'd be easy

00:37:47.720 so wow

00:37:49.300 yeah i know right it's a conundrum

00:37:52.100 clint's conundrum right you'll never

00:37:55.100 figure me clint's conundrum yeah i don't

00:37:57.080 i don't care about anne frank anymore and

00:37:58.860 i want to talk about the next one

00:38:00.220 yeah let's see what else we got

00:38:01.700 sandy hook real or not guys free

00:38:04.100 bandito says i have a horrible question

00:38:06.960 that i used to go around in high school

00:38:08.180 and ask all my buddies it's terrible but

00:38:11.020 there's only one correct answer i will

00:38:12.520 not provide the answer but it is not

00:38:15.140 arguable you have to fuck two girls the

00:38:17.940 ages add up to 20 what what are the

00:38:21.700 ages

00:38:22.220 oh dog that's no that's wrong as hell

00:38:26.780 what the fuck

00:38:27.860 i mean obviously you go 20 and 0 right

00:38:31.280 oh that's actually no zero i think

00:38:34.560 i think that's the only i think that's i

00:38:36.700 mean it has zero means it's still inside

00:38:38.600 the mother so i think i i think i just

00:38:40.420 dodged charges oh so like i think i

00:38:43.560 just dodged charges thank you very

00:38:45.200 much wait so you're i don't i'm

00:38:48.360 fucking a pregnant lady and a 20 year

00:38:49.940 old i just dodged charges you're

00:38:51.720 fucking a pregnant bitch you're you're

00:38:53.640 technically fucking the kid does that

00:38:55.840 mean kind of everybody is fucked their

00:38:58.020 own children jesus christ dude some more

00:39:01.480 than others

00:39:02.040 jesus this is not my fault it's free

00:39:07.180 bed d though it's his fault it's better

00:39:09.220 that you didn't breed this is a bad this

00:39:11.800 is i think toad goes with two 10 year

00:39:13.400 olds because he's a real piece of shit

00:39:14.760 that's what i think at the same time no i'm

00:39:16.340 trying to think about this i'm thinking

00:39:17.620 four or five year olds wait i'm

00:39:20.520 no what if it's like 40 and negative 20

00:39:34.500 or something you oh so you're fucking

00:39:37.380 like a super dead bitch does that even

00:39:40.860 work i don't know no it doesn't but you

00:39:44.160 know you're like no you can't like

00:39:45.920 maximize these numbers they are solid

00:39:47.660 numbers toad you can't fuck someone

00:39:49.940 that's a negative age that makes no

00:39:51.720 fucking sense

00:39:52.560 i found a way around it would you fuck

00:39:56.440 their grandma in the past what does that

00:39:58.660 mean

00:39:58.860 assuming you can't fuck a mother who's

00:40:03.320 pregnant

00:40:03.620 what's your answer toad

00:40:05.340 19 and 1 right

00:40:08.700 you sick fuck

00:40:09.740 you're disgusting

00:40:12.200 18 and 2 are you what's wrong with you

00:40:15.620 there's no answer to that 10 and 10 is okay

00:40:17.900 by uh according to the talmud

00:40:19.580 17 and 3

00:40:21.140 what's the matter with me

00:40:22.660 16 and 4

00:40:24.400 you should be fucking buried underneath

00:40:26.380 the floor

00:40:26.880 top is top is right the answer is 15 and 5

00:40:29.000 you shouldn't be alive

00:40:30.460 top is 14 and 6

00:40:32.220 you should suck my fucking dick

00:40:34.240 no top is top is right the answer is

00:40:36.440 13 and 7

00:40:37.560 you're never getting into heaven

00:40:39.200 12 and 8

00:40:42.040 man you got a fucking

00:40:44.360 dinner plate with a

00:40:46.140 i lost it

00:40:47.260 lost it

00:40:48.040 that was pretty good

00:40:50.400 12 and 8

00:40:51.140 it's you i hate

00:40:52.520 yeah

00:40:53.200 yeah

00:40:54.040 11 and 9

00:40:55.400 i guess that's fine

00:40:57.160 honestly i don't know

00:41:00.340 what's the best

00:41:01.180 top might be right

00:41:01.900 the answer might be that you

00:41:03.840 that it's 10 and 10

00:41:05.360 but you do it in israel

00:41:06.440 so you get away with it

00:41:07.820 jews jews jews

00:41:10.540 hates the jews

00:41:11.040 that's a banger

00:41:12.940 that's a banger

00:41:14.040 alright please next question

00:41:15.460 this is uncomfortable

00:41:16.120 oh god yeah

00:41:16.920 i almost want a laney edit

00:41:18.300 just for a palette

00:41:19.000 yeah i'm gonna kill

00:41:19.700 free bandito for that

00:41:20.840 for a palette cleanser

00:41:22.220 aaron j

00:41:22.740 what is your top artist

00:41:25.000 enter a song

00:41:25.720 on your spotify rapped

00:41:26.880 this year

00:41:27.380 if you use apple

00:41:29.020 why are you gay

00:41:29.900 good question

00:41:30.680 yeah if you do use apple

00:41:32.000 why are you gay

00:41:32.700 i mean i can

00:41:33.560 i don't listen to music

00:41:35.000 i listen to podcast

00:41:35.740 mine was uh

00:41:36.580 professor caffeine

00:41:37.980 and the insecurities

00:41:38.980 is my top artist this year

00:41:40.460 get better questions

00:41:42.260 i mean they're

00:41:43.520 they're a solid

00:41:44.200 like prog rock band

00:41:46.200 like slash math rock

00:41:47.360 from my area over here

00:41:49.100 i've met those guys before

00:41:50.260 they're my top artists

00:41:51.760 and my top song was uh

00:41:53.360 sawyer hill fire starters

00:41:55.700 it's a banger

00:41:56.460 i'm just gonna say

00:41:56.940 things that we don't know

00:41:57.840 listen my top artist

00:41:58.740 he's got a great voice

00:41:59.560 wham

00:42:00.460 has been my top artist

00:42:01.600 i've been really into wham

00:42:02.600 this year

00:42:03.120 that's it

00:42:04.320 i don't know anything else

00:42:05.220 fucking mailbag

00:42:06.100 i'm autistic man

00:42:07.080 is wham george michael

00:42:08.040 yeah it's george michael

00:42:09.340 yeah george michael

00:42:10.140 we're doing shit

00:42:10.760 it's george michael

00:42:12.100 and some other guy

00:42:12.840 i also pick wham

00:42:13.160 nobody knows the other guy's name

00:42:15.480 uh mine is probably

00:42:18.040 benson boone

00:42:18.760 or whatever that dude's name is

00:42:20.120 which guy

00:42:21.220 oh he's the beautiful things

00:42:23.060 you've been listening to that song

00:42:24.060 over i like

00:42:24.540 i like fucking benson boone

00:42:26.660 yeah yeah

00:42:27.140 all right

00:42:27.580 is it that black dude

00:42:28.840 you had a religious like moment with

00:42:30.380 no he's white bro

00:42:31.540 oh okay

00:42:32.560 he's like a 25 year old dude

00:42:35.000 with a little tiny mustache

00:42:36.300 looks like he fucks real hard

00:42:38.040 i like that

00:42:40.040 that's kind of like teeny bopper shit

00:42:42.080 but i respect it

00:42:42.980 all right

00:42:43.300 not only fucks often

00:42:44.520 but hard

00:42:45.220 you guys want to do a laney edit

00:42:46.720 he's a hell of a songwriter

00:42:47.840 and he looks like he fucks hard

00:42:49.160 and i like that

00:42:49.840 i like both of those things

00:42:50.880 yeah i like that as well

00:42:52.640 a laney hobbamok production

00:42:55.420 let's check it out

00:42:57.400 let me tell you

00:43:02.020 we're really lucky that black people can't read

00:43:04.280 nigger's my deep dark secret

00:43:14.280 i keep to myself

00:43:15.260 god's nuclear bomb to gaze

00:43:19.760 is literally AIDS

00:43:20.540 we know this right

00:43:21.280 you know why

00:43:24.420 because fuck these niggers

00:43:26.020 that's why

00:43:27.160 let's talk about this fucking bitch

00:43:36.040 that got railed by a hundred guys

00:43:37.240 not many people can get

00:43:58.440 well he's gay

00:43:58.960 that's different

00:43:59.420 and then go on to just be a successful millionaire

00:44:02.520 what's a bigger disability

00:44:03.840 being a tranny or being an abo

00:44:06.240 at least a tranny can detransition

00:44:12.720 the most jarring thing about this video

00:44:20.080 is that this thing speaks english

00:44:21.300 it's just it's like

00:44:22.340 it just looks as if it can't

00:44:23.540 like it shouldn't be able to communicate at all

00:44:25.120 it looks like something that would be like a thousand feet below sea level

00:44:33.120 it looks like an

00:44:33.540 like this came out of me and i'm just putting it back in

00:44:46.120 this is disgusting

00:44:51.080 this is great

00:44:52.300 i promise you god has already abandoned you

00:44:56.980 long before you fuck a hundred guys

00:44:58.600 hold on

00:44:59.040 i am completely addicted

00:45:14.960 hopelessly addicted to pornography

00:45:17.020 controlled by the jewish cabal that

00:45:18.880 owns a pornography yada yada clint you get it

00:45:21.420 and it's like

00:45:21.800 wait tower gang hot sauce

00:45:28.800 why not

00:45:29.680 dude we should make a hot sauce

00:45:31.540 we'll do what they do

00:45:32.520 and lie about the six million numbers

00:45:34.280 yeah you don't have to be real about it

00:45:35.880 it's really 270,000

00:45:37.680 it's called the holocaust

00:45:43.340 we're just not going to be able to

00:45:45.020 it's called the holocaust

00:45:47.220 the holocaust

00:45:47.980 oh my god

00:45:49.200 yo the holocaust

00:45:50.440 the holocaust

00:45:51.240 the holocaust

00:45:52.840 is it dude

00:46:14.240 is it bad that i think that it's worse watching animals get injured than humans

00:46:18.720 dude we got a superhero credit roll

00:46:21.920 that was sick

00:46:22.920 that was insane

00:46:24.040 21st century

00:46:26.000 doing something mean to them

00:46:27.840 i'm more impressed with our ability to never do anything with the laney edits

00:46:31.540 like then that's partially my fault

00:46:33.620 it needs to be seen

00:46:35.780 but anyway

00:46:36.840 i love cleansing my palate with murder

00:46:40.020 you guys can join the patreon

00:46:42.260 scan the qr code

00:46:43.860 at the bottom right hand corner there

00:46:45.340 join the patreon

00:46:46.140 five dollars

00:46:46.960 you're going to get a pre-show

00:46:48.160 you get a post-show

00:46:49.000 yo wasn't the post-show last week

00:46:51.040 the holocaust

00:46:51.780 yeah

00:46:52.500 yeah

00:46:52.780 alright yo

00:46:53.680 the post-show last week was fire

00:46:55.520 we came up with all these different fucking hot sauces

00:46:58.540 that were

00:46:59.120 based off of genocide

00:47:00.720 it was fantastic

00:47:01.560 it was like a 40 minute after show i think wasn't it

00:47:05.040 we stayed for a while i think

00:47:06.440 we've had a couple long ones the last couple times yeah

00:47:08.840 yeah that was a long one

00:47:09.900 but it was it was one of our best

00:47:11.360 uh it was actually better than the regular show in my opinion

00:47:14.200 the week before that same thing

00:47:15.920 better than the regular show

00:47:17.140 like we should probably just do those like 30 minutes

00:47:19.500 and just forget about this first hour

00:47:21.180 and the one after the thanksgiving episode

00:47:22.860 with the bird and the boy

00:47:24.680 yeah that's true that was fantastic

00:47:26.920 but see here's the reason you're both wrong

00:47:29.540 it requires 90 minutes of us just shooting the shit

00:47:32.420 before we stumble on something unbelievably funny

00:47:35.100 yeah

00:47:35.640 and half of the time

00:47:36.400 that that ends up in the penthouse

00:47:38.020 so

00:47:38.580 correct

00:47:38.900 yeah

00:47:39.540 so give us money bitch

00:47:41.040 yeah

00:47:42.080 watch it live

00:47:43.280 by the way

00:47:43.740 this is all foreplay man

00:47:45.640 this show is all foreplay

00:47:47.280 i show laney at it on third date

00:47:49.260 that's fantastic

00:47:50.160 that's a fantastic idea

00:47:51.220 and that would definitely let you know

00:47:53.320 if you're wasting your time or not

00:47:54.500 because if they vomit

00:47:55.360 probably not a keeper

00:47:57.280 the third date you usually fuck

00:47:59.300 but instead

00:47:59.960 it's a laney at it

00:48:01.620 no i like that a lot

00:48:02.980 that's why toad never gets laid

00:48:04.920 but

00:48:05.860 no

00:48:06.320 i did want to point out

00:48:07.520 highway to the danger zone

00:48:09.220 with the fucking

00:48:10.660 twin towers being hit

00:48:12.380 like i could just see tom cruise flying into it

00:48:14.960 yeah

00:48:15.180 amazing

00:48:15.740 it's beautiful

00:48:17.620 we need to take that superhero role

00:48:19.840 intro role

00:48:21.060 and integrate that into the intro somehow

00:48:23.060 that was so fucking dope

00:48:24.220 yeah

00:48:24.440 we need a new intro

00:48:25.680 and i think we're gonna

00:48:27.300 i'm gonna ask laney to redo the intro again

00:48:30.020 basically same music

00:48:31.000 but like

00:48:31.380 remastered

00:48:32.060 new quotes

00:48:32.340 hell yeah

00:48:33.760 we have

00:48:34.660 i had a submission from a fan

00:48:36.160 he just

00:48:36.860 he dm'd me

00:48:37.620 and i forget

00:48:38.320 his name now

00:48:39.520 but i have to pull up the screenshot

00:48:40.820 but basically

00:48:41.740 he's like

00:48:42.240 no he lives in

00:48:43.800 he lives in chicago

00:48:45.020 and he's down to do

00:48:46.380 man on the street shit

00:48:47.720 oh hell yeah

00:48:49.100 like basically whatever questions we can come up with

00:48:51.360 he'll go around and ask people

00:48:53.240 record it

00:48:53.860 and bring it back to us

00:48:55.320 hopefully without dying

00:48:56.280 and then we'd play it as a segment on the show

00:48:58.440 i like it yeah

00:48:59.420 i think it would be a good idea

00:49:00.960 but we need to like workshop some questions

00:49:02.900 that we want him to

00:49:03.940 to ask the people

00:49:05.740 yeah

00:49:06.700 sounds good

00:49:08.760 i feel like we should just give him

00:49:09.700 fucking

00:49:10.080 carte blanche

00:49:11.000 carte blanche

00:49:11.960 whatever it is

00:49:12.720 just in the ghetto

00:49:13.120 so

00:49:13.640 questions like how

00:49:15.080 how many watermelons

00:49:16.160 is an inappropriate amount of watermelons

00:49:17.740 to eat in a day

00:49:18.740 or something like that

00:49:19.660 like those type of questions

00:49:20.600 yeah

00:49:22.080 or be like

00:49:22.620 what's up with black people

00:49:24.040 and all the violent crime

00:49:24.960 just like

00:49:28.020 but like deadpan it

00:49:29.440 yeah

00:49:29.920 ask black people

00:49:31.840 put in notes

00:49:33.580 say in ebonic voice

00:49:35.120 but why do black people be doing

00:49:37.140 oh let me tell you guys

00:49:41.320 i was telling clint

00:49:42.480 so i picked up my mom's friend

00:49:44.860 from the airport today

00:49:45.900 she's a black woman

00:49:46.800 that we knew from

00:49:47.520 we know from brooklyn

00:49:48.280 and uh

00:49:49.580 she's in the back

00:49:50.800 and she goes

00:49:51.300 oh lord it be a child

00:49:53.120 you won't believe the game

00:49:54.300 i'm finna bring you today

00:49:55.640 and i was like

00:49:56.100 what game did you bring us

00:49:57.220 from brooklyn

00:49:58.300 i wonder

00:49:58.760 and she said

00:49:59.300 it's called black topics

00:50:01.480 and i was like

00:50:02.100 oh what's that

00:50:02.620 like cards against humanity

00:50:04.040 no

00:50:04.860 this is a game

00:50:06.340 that

00:50:06.820 it's like

00:50:07.840 i guess it's a card game

00:50:08.960 and you've got to pick it

00:50:09.960 and you've got to guess

00:50:11.000 different things about

00:50:12.520 black culture

00:50:13.320 we should play this

00:50:15.880 like this show

00:50:16.700 from slavery

00:50:17.860 till present day

00:50:19.400 is what she

00:50:20.120 described this to me

00:50:21.300 and i'm like

00:50:21.680 i am so fucking stoked

00:50:23.420 to play this game with you

00:50:24.960 i'm gonna fail

00:50:26.200 but i'm gonna learn so much

00:50:27.800 yeah

00:50:28.500 and if it's fun

00:50:29.620 maybe we'll buy it

00:50:30.220 top thinks he won't do good at it

00:50:31.340 but i think he's gonna do great

00:50:32.700 i think we should play it

00:50:33.680 on the show

00:50:34.380 yeah

00:50:34.780 i don't think i'm gonna do good

00:50:37.420 i don't

00:50:37.840 they'll be like

00:50:38.200 how do you

00:50:38.800 how do you freshen up the odor

00:50:40.360 in your apartment

00:50:41.140 it's like

00:50:41.640 oh you boil fabuloso

00:50:42.980 i know this

00:50:44.160 yeah

00:50:44.720 how do you prepare your chicken

00:50:46.400 this is like layup

00:50:48.200 you use uh dove soap

00:50:52.080 and no

00:50:52.640 dawn

00:50:54.020 dawn

00:50:54.760 thank you

00:50:55.160 you gotta bleach bleach bleach the chicken baby

00:50:57.980 i have no idea

00:51:00.380 i'll keep you guys

00:51:01.000 like what's the first thing you do

00:51:02.240 when you get on a cruise ship

00:51:03.260 you dance

00:51:04.200 and you don't tip

00:51:04.900 what do you do

00:51:07.980 when you're seated in a movie theater

00:51:09.440 this is so easy

00:51:10.640 talk at the top of your lungs

00:51:14.260 yeah

00:51:14.980 cards

00:51:15.960 what if i do get all the questions right

00:51:25.940 and they're like all racial stereotypes

00:51:27.640 and then she just starts looking at me like

00:51:29.400 do you do a racist show

00:51:31.440 like because she has no idea

00:51:32.300 she doesn't listen to a baby

00:51:33.440 she doesn't know

00:51:34.520 and she's black black

00:51:35.560 like real black

00:51:36.220 wait

00:51:36.460 do you have a racist podcast

00:51:38.520 lordy child

00:51:42.020 that's a beauty

00:51:43.220 lordy child

00:51:43.980 you say racist shit on the internet

00:51:45.800 with your friends by chance

00:51:47.060 yeah

00:51:48.060 imagine if you just have that air about you

00:51:49.960 like you're just walking down the street

00:51:51.080 and people are like

00:51:51.760 do you do a racist podcast

00:51:54.020 i was wearing this shirt today

00:51:56.440 the fucking die or dei shit

00:51:58.360 and old people were looking at me like

00:52:00.120 that guy probably has a racist podcast

00:52:02.180 it's like

00:52:02.800 it's like

00:52:03.380 it's like as an adult

00:52:05.500 i still go get people

00:52:06.460 sometimes will look at me

00:52:07.340 and be like

00:52:07.620 you used to wrestle

00:52:08.760 and just like

00:52:09.340 just by my build

00:52:09.960 i'm like yeah i used to wrestle

00:52:11.020 and it's like the same thing

00:52:12.300 like you do

00:52:13.020 you do a racist podcast

00:52:14.280 yeah

00:52:15.440 yeah i mean you can just tell

00:52:16.780 like i do a racist podcast

00:52:17.980 this is a good question

00:52:18.820 how many racist podcasts are there

00:52:20.320 oh good question

00:52:23.180 the fuck was that

00:52:24.100 that was the chat from homeboy

00:52:27.260 asking about it

00:52:28.540 and i green light it

00:52:30.120 go

00:52:30.880 go do it please

00:52:31.840 okay

00:52:32.180 i forget his name

00:52:33.980 oh fuck

00:52:34.660 oh the ghetto question

00:52:37.020 to ask on the street

00:52:37.920 this is something

00:52:38.520 tops brought up multiple times

00:52:40.080 and is super excited about

00:52:41.260 and like

00:52:41.780 i guess it's cool

00:52:43.000 i just i don't know

00:52:43.620 i don't have anything

00:52:44.180 then we never follow up

00:52:45.500 look

00:52:45.700 yeah

00:52:45.980 i'm giving you the fucking

00:52:47.360 green light

00:52:48.900 go

00:52:49.520 go

00:52:49.940 and uh

00:52:50.900 make sure you video it

00:52:52.080 make sure that like

00:52:52.940 you're strapped

00:52:54.000 because they're going to try and kill you

00:52:55.080 but like

00:52:56.340 but like if you want the best content

00:52:57.920 you're going to want to ask questions

00:52:59.540 that make them want to kill you

00:53:00.900 you understand

00:53:01.480 just straight up rip off

00:53:03.040 ari shafir with incredible racist bits

00:53:05.240 just do that

00:53:06.240 i don't want them to kill you

00:53:07.880 like i don't

00:53:08.240 i don't want you to get in trouble

00:53:09.600 i want you to ask these questions

00:53:11.020 in such a way where they're like

00:53:12.360 i'm not sure if that's racist

00:53:14.000 but they answer anyway

00:53:15.300 because i want their answer

00:53:16.440 yeah

00:53:17.440 yeah actually for liability purposes

00:53:19.140 i'm not giving you the green light

00:53:20.500 wink

00:53:20.820 but like

00:53:21.360 do whatever you want

00:53:22.300 wink wink

00:53:22.980 you know what i'm saying

00:53:23.360 yeah you have plausible racism deniability

00:53:26.520 oh we could have some fun clips

00:53:28.820 about like asking them things

00:53:30.100 about like what per capita means

00:53:31.880 and stuff like that

00:53:32.860 or like asking

00:53:34.080 dude that would be great

00:53:35.460 if you

00:53:36.140 if you talk to some black dude in the hood

00:53:38.240 and you're like

00:53:38.580 you're like you know that charlie kirk said that

00:53:40.720 uh you know half of the people in prison are black

00:53:43.600 did you know that

00:53:44.600 that the

00:53:45.400 uh

00:53:45.900 like

00:53:46.820 sixty percent of the population of the prisons are white

00:53:50.140 so like maybe black people aren't so bad

00:53:51.360 like just just do the like

00:53:52.920 the racist per capita

00:53:54.280 like inverted thing

00:53:55.400 to make them

00:53:56.020 do it with pitbulls

00:53:57.500 do it with the racist

00:53:58.100 not understand

00:53:59.240 use the pitbulls as the example

00:54:00.920 be like pitbulls account for this much percent

00:54:03.320 of blah blah blah

00:54:04.060 but use the exact same like racial statistics

00:54:06.800 but just swap it out for pitbulls

00:54:08.820 and be like what do you think we should do

00:54:10.080 with this breed or something

00:54:11.440 oh that would be funny

00:54:13.100 if you could get to

00:54:14.680 if you could get black people to say

00:54:16.020 we should put down pitbulls

00:54:17.080 that would be amazing

00:54:17.880 like oh shit you were telling me

00:54:21.620 that they they account for

00:54:22.920 for 52 percent of the

00:54:24.820 the violent interaction

00:54:26.140 despite me only being 13 percent of the population

00:54:32.240 they're actually responsible for 70 percent

00:54:34.240 of all toddler homicides

00:54:35.780 holy shit

00:54:38.960 this is the reason that cole couldn't make it today

00:54:41.040 yeah this is live footage of him

00:54:43.840 I love his joy

00:54:48.580 no fucking way

00:54:50.060 oh

00:54:50.740 oh my god

00:54:55.680 is he speaking

00:54:57.900 is he jewish

00:54:59.660 no he's british

00:55:01.940 I don't know

00:55:03.520 I don't know what he was saying

00:55:04.680 but I've never seen

00:55:05.340 that was not english

00:55:05.920 I've never seen somebody

00:55:07.640 somebody so excited to

00:55:09.040 possibly commit a drive-by

00:55:10.800 they just gave him a gun

00:55:12.580 and said hey

00:55:13.340 do a drive-by

00:55:14.400 and he's like

00:55:14.920 I'll do it

00:55:15.820 and then he fucking did

00:55:16.660 and he's a bit

00:55:17.180 is that what happened there

00:55:18.140 yeah

00:55:18.800 who's

00:55:19.820 I don't think it was loaded

00:55:22.000 right

00:55:22.240 he pulled the trigger

00:55:23.420 but it wasn't loaded

00:55:24.200 oh bro you hear it

00:55:25.300 he fires the fucking round

00:55:26.600 really

00:55:26.880 I thought it sounded like

00:55:28.140 it just clicked

00:55:28.840 no

00:55:29.560 maybe I'm deaf

00:55:30.680 while we're on the subject of downs

00:55:33.340 you want to bring up the

00:55:34.180 the fucking

00:55:34.980 yes I do

00:55:36.220 hell yes

00:55:36.900 wait

00:55:37.140 I definitely want to bring this up

00:55:38.440 I want to talk about

00:55:39.080 tell us what she's saying

00:55:40.280 San Diego

00:55:41.120 San Diego, California

00:55:41.760 1992

00:55:42.680 is that when she was born?

00:55:45.500 vegano

00:55:46.500 y un poquito de azucar

00:55:48.740 alright pause

00:55:49.700 she said she's making coquito

00:55:51.100 vegano

00:55:52.100 and a little bit of sugar

00:55:52.720 it's a little bit of sweet

00:55:53.320 now what I want to know Top

00:55:55.140 does she sound retarded

00:55:56.640 now that you can hear her

00:55:57.960 stalking in her language

00:55:59.200 she looks like most of my family

00:56:00.580 no

00:56:00.880 she's fine

00:56:01.500 cause like

00:56:01.840 that's the thing

00:56:02.320 she's so fine

00:56:03.400 that I'm like

00:56:03.820 maybe she's not retarded

00:56:04.980 she just looks fine

00:56:05.460 yeah I'm like

00:56:05.660 maybe she just looks a little

00:56:06.800 fucked up

00:56:07.340 but she's not retarded

00:56:08.180 this is what Martha Bueno

00:56:08.640 looks like

00:56:09.400 exactly

00:56:10.100 this chick is definitely

00:56:13.720 bueno

00:56:14.160 I mean y'all see her face

00:56:20.200 right

00:56:20.440 why are you saying she's hot

00:56:21.380 she's

00:56:22.940 because of her titties

00:56:24.260 I'm actually making

00:56:30.560 I'm making coquito right now

00:56:31.840 but I'm doing different

00:56:33.220 what?

00:56:39.860 you don't see

00:56:41.060 what we're seeing

00:56:42.040 Clint come on

00:56:43.100 toy

00:56:46.160 toy

00:56:47.480 I don't know what coquito is

00:56:49.860 but

00:56:50.120 she can handle my coquito

00:56:53.880 I don't know

00:57:00.820 if she's retarded

00:57:01.500 I would drink her coquito

00:57:03.180 she knows what she's doing

00:57:15.500 man

00:57:15.860 what's crazy

00:57:16.820 is that

00:57:17.200 she knows what she's doing

00:57:18.680 to me man

00:57:19.520 I mean come on

00:57:28.080 she's dressed like that

00:57:29.400 she's got two

00:57:30.220 milk-like substances

00:57:31.820 right here

00:57:32.420 two bottles of it

00:57:34.240 look at her fucking face

00:57:35.360 for five seconds

00:57:36.240 what face?

00:57:38.140 the downsiness of it

00:57:39.560 weirdly makes it

00:57:40.480 harder

00:57:40.760 I don't know what

00:57:41.480 I don't even see her face

00:57:43.980 her face is fucked

00:57:45.760 I don't care

00:57:47.940 put a paper bag over it

00:57:50.060 I don't know

00:57:51.520 her face is fucked

00:57:52.540 that aside

00:57:53.580 dying piece

00:57:54.420 I don't even think

00:57:56.240 she's retarded

00:57:56.900 I don't think she has downs

00:57:58.020 I think she's just a butter face

00:57:59.260 I will say

00:57:59.960 the weirdest thing

00:58:00.860 is that like

00:58:01.360 I've seen so many girls

00:58:02.980 that aren't downs

00:58:03.840 that have videos like this

00:58:06.220 like sound identical

00:58:07.660 I mean

00:58:08.420 I know people

00:58:10.820 that speak Spanish

00:58:12.040 like this

00:58:12.920 and sound the same way

00:58:14.520 that's why I don't hear

00:58:15.440 that cadence

00:58:17.080 of a downs person

00:58:18.400 that's why I wanted to hear

00:58:19.200 what you had to say

00:58:20.080 yeah

00:58:20.560 it doesn't seem like

00:58:21.960 she's downs to me

00:58:22.680 and she's doing things like

00:58:23.740 maybe she's just a

00:58:24.780 fucking super hot

00:58:25.880 Mexican with a

00:58:27.000 fucked up head

00:58:27.700 she's just a frumpy bitch

00:58:29.420 that her frumpiness

00:58:30.780 makes her hotter

00:58:31.600 because people

00:58:32.440 think she's some

00:58:33.600 weird niche

00:58:34.340 like type of hot

00:58:35.460 when she's really not

00:58:36.460 she's actually

00:58:37.000 perfectly normal

00:58:37.860 she's not retarded

00:58:38.940 she's just Hispanic

00:58:40.140 100% right

00:58:41.460 she's just got like

00:58:42.200 a weird face

00:58:42.780 I'm telling you

00:58:43.500 listen Martha Bueno's

00:58:44.640 face is not far from this

00:58:45.800 she has like

00:58:46.360 she has this thing

00:58:48.380 about her like

00:58:48.920 she's a who

00:58:49.700 from Whoville

00:58:50.360 right

00:58:51.060 and everything's kind of like

00:58:52.100 the nose is pointed

00:58:53.600 she's like just a couple

00:58:54.700 of centimeters off

00:58:55.540 from looking like this bitch

00:58:56.600 regular

00:58:57.100 wow

00:58:59.020 she's not downs

00:58:59.920 I'd steal her Christmas

00:59:01.340 just regular retarded

00:59:02.200 just woman

00:59:02.760 well I'm glad

00:59:08.580 that we have Top here

00:59:09.400 to be our

00:59:09.900 our downs translator

00:59:12.060 so he's telling us

00:59:13.600 that she has no

00:59:14.400 downs cadence

00:59:15.880 the Spanish sounds

00:59:17.240 perfectly normal

00:59:17.960 it really does

00:59:18.480 the Spanish

00:59:19.100 she's like

00:59:19.940 what do they call that

00:59:21.520 not pronunciating

00:59:23.760 but she's conjugating

00:59:24.820 everything correctly

00:59:26.160 everything sounds fine

00:59:27.320 the only thing

00:59:28.140 the only thing

00:59:28.160 I'm identifying

00:59:28.680 is the cadence

00:59:29.420 of a normal

00:59:30.100 white bitch

00:59:30.600 TikToker

00:59:31.080 which I think

00:59:32.160 is what's throwing me off

00:59:33.120 which is why

00:59:33.720 Toad's so erect right now

00:59:35.120 it's weird because she's like

00:59:35.300 hot for a downs bitch

00:59:36.680 but if she's not downs

00:59:38.100 she's just ugly

00:59:39.100 right

00:59:40.160 I'm down

00:59:41.420 a weird conundrum

00:59:42.580 we know Toad

00:59:43.820 we know that you're

00:59:44.540 fucking down

00:59:45.580 but

00:59:46.740 I don't know

00:59:47.720 Toad is down bad

00:59:50.160 he's downs bad

00:59:53.100 what else we got

00:59:55.040 I shared a bunch of shit

00:59:57.380 oh yeah

00:59:57.720 this is what we got

00:59:58.900 to talk about

00:59:59.320 alright

01:00:00.060 Top you go ahead

01:00:01.500 and read this

01:00:01.820 because this is one

01:00:02.300 of the greatest things

01:00:02.840 I've ever seen written

01:00:03.680 alright this is from

01:00:04.640 Andrew Tate

01:00:05.240 sleeping soundly

01:00:06.420 is for overtly

01:00:07.600 homosexual men

01:00:08.880 Clint is the ultimate alpha

01:00:10.460 the world is at war

01:00:12.720 people are dying

01:00:13.800 and Bitcoin breaks

01:00:15.200 a new all time high

01:00:16.100 every day

01:00:16.620 money moving

01:00:17.820 in every single direction

01:00:18.920 elections are overthrown

01:00:20.220 in democratic nations

01:00:21.280 and you have zero innate anxiety

01:00:23.580 you close your eyes

01:00:25.380 and become absolutely

01:00:26.260 killable

01:00:26.960 for a full nine hours

01:00:28.520 without tossing

01:00:29.600 without turning

01:00:30.320 without any input

01:00:31.580 from the outside world

01:00:32.480 at all

01:00:32.800 you don't wake up

01:00:33.680 and sweat

01:00:34.160 and instantly

01:00:34.700 check the news

01:00:35.540 you're not even rich

01:00:37.040 you're poor

01:00:37.860 and you're snoring

01:00:38.900 what are you dreaming of

01:00:41.900 you fucking loser

01:00:42.660 you have no money

01:00:43.440 where's your warrior instinct

01:00:45.100 where's your PTSD

01:00:46.280 and your fear

01:00:47.260 and warrior technology

01:00:48.740 I love this guy

01:00:49.420 where's the adrenaline

01:00:50.920 in your blood

01:00:51.680 well

01:00:52.500 why would I have PTSD

01:00:54.360 says the nobody

01:00:55.380 because if you were somebody

01:00:57.920 you would take risks

01:00:59.080 and the outcome

01:00:59.760 of those risks

01:01:00.400 would weigh heavy

01:01:01.300 on your mind

01:01:01.820 this guy is just admitting

01:01:03.260 to being a fucking

01:01:04.320 paranoid psychopath

01:01:05.340 your soul would be burnt

01:01:07.380 with the stories

01:01:08.880 of battles lost

01:01:09.800 and the hope

01:01:10.360 for battles you can win

01:01:11.500 what kind of full grown man

01:01:13.160 doesn't have mental issues

01:01:13.920 this is Clint's mind

01:01:14.160 on mushrooms

01:01:14.920 yeah dude

01:01:15.780 Clint

01:01:16.320 even though he's

01:01:17.460 this is why I love it

01:01:19.220 even though he's sleepy Clint

01:01:20.500 Clint does not sleep soundly

01:01:21.980 and Clint has anxiety

01:01:23.080 so Clint is an alpha

01:01:24.720 according to entertain

01:01:25.500 this literally is how

01:01:26.540 he processes information

01:01:27.900 on shrimps

01:01:28.560 Clint

01:01:28.840 this is Clint on shrimps

01:01:30.380 processing information

01:01:30.600 this is the best part though

01:01:32.000 he goes

01:01:32.580 are you comfy

01:01:33.280 oh you're so comfy

01:01:34.660 do you have a blanket

01:01:35.540 you are gay

01:01:36.460 I had a nap

01:01:38.120 gay

01:01:38.640 I was sleeping

01:01:39.620 gay

01:01:40.080 he didn't wake up yet

01:01:41.240 gay

01:01:41.740 I close my eyes

01:01:42.860 but I never truly sleep

01:01:43.960 imagine Clint staring

01:01:45.120 into the mirror

01:01:45.680 at himself

01:01:46.160 saying this

01:01:47.220 he fell asleep

01:01:48.760 he fell asleep

01:01:49.440 when he was reading this

01:01:50.660 Andrew J is calling me

01:01:52.260 close my eyes

01:01:53.080 but I never truly sleep

01:01:54.520 that's like a twitter bio quote

01:01:56.440 he's calling me

01:01:57.280 very hetero here

01:01:58.460 by the way

01:01:58.960 I like it

01:02:00.580 because your mind

01:02:01.540 and soul is plagued

01:02:02.340 by battles past

01:02:03.160 present and future

01:02:03.920 you think Putin sleeps well

01:02:05.180 lol Trump

01:02:06.520 no

01:02:07.120 winners operate in war mode

01:02:09.000 nightmares are masculine

01:02:10.340 you should shoot awake

01:02:11.560 with sweat multiple times

01:02:14.000 per night

01:02:14.440 maybe then your woman

01:02:16.420 would finally love you

01:02:17.400 instead she wakes up

01:02:18.260 to see you snoring

01:02:18.960 and drooling

01:02:19.500 her movement

01:02:20.120 didn't even rattle you

01:02:21.260 she fully got out of bed

01:02:22.420 and you're out cold

01:02:23.160 because you're scum

01:02:24.060 she could stab you

01:02:25.220 in the neck

01:02:25.680 and she considers it

01:02:26.640 because you deserve it

01:02:27.860 killed by a girl

01:02:28.760 because you were sleepy

01:02:29.720 aww

01:02:30.440 the second I see a man

01:02:31.780 who enjoys his sleep

01:02:32.660 and acquires it with ease

01:02:33.800 I know he's bitch made

01:02:34.920 sleep is what you

01:02:35.780 what you give up

01:02:36.660 once you become a hero

01:02:37.600 peace of mind

01:02:38.380 is for life's losers

01:02:39.380 there is no debate

01:02:40.340 oh

01:02:41.200 damn

01:02:41.960 and he actually

01:02:42.800 he actually

01:02:43.380 he makes a great point

01:02:44.820 by saying there is no debate

01:02:45.940 afterwards

01:02:46.320 so you can't even debate

01:02:47.360 about it

01:02:47.940 that's right

01:02:48.300 yeah

01:02:48.600 there's no debate

01:02:49.840 there is no debate

01:02:51.200 honestly

01:02:51.920 I was feeling a lot of that shit

01:02:53.740 do not respond to me

01:02:54.020 it's some scapego energy

01:02:55.200 look

01:02:55.320 I sleep more than anybody

01:02:57.240 on this show

01:02:57.900 and I'm telling you

01:02:58.800 everything he says there

01:02:59.940 is 100% true

01:03:00.800 but you probably

01:03:02.060 you probably don't sleep in long

01:03:03.400 you probably wake up

01:03:04.340 quite a bit

01:03:04.760 you don't sleep well

01:03:05.480 probably to assume

01:03:06.280 no I snap awake

01:03:07.800 I heart pound out

01:03:09.260 of my chest

01:03:09.760 I fucking check my phone

01:03:10.860 I make sure World War 3

01:03:11.860 hasn't started

01:03:12.460 yeah

01:03:13.220 but that's because

01:03:14.360 I'm a hero

01:03:15.000 people wouldn't understand

01:03:16.420 even though Clint is like

01:03:17.820 even though he's comfy

01:03:20.800 though

01:03:21.160 he's not really

01:03:22.000 like actually

01:03:22.760 comfy

01:03:23.780 he's never truly comfy

01:03:25.040 it's kind of sad

01:03:25.980 I have to seek the cozy

01:03:27.640 because I am naturally

01:03:28.860 tormented

01:03:29.480 a la

01:03:30.100 Andrew Tate

01:03:32.140 exactly

01:03:32.800 yeah

01:03:33.660 so

01:03:34.000 do you

01:03:34.500 do you really care

01:03:35.620 like if World War 3

01:03:36.780 if World War 3 does start

01:03:38.020 like who

01:03:38.640 who cares

01:03:39.580 do you care

01:03:40.480 do you care

01:03:41.700 if we all die

01:03:42.580 or nuclear hellfire

01:03:43.640 do you care

01:03:44.480 yeah

01:03:44.920 no I care a lot actually

01:03:46.000 I know

01:03:46.660 I'm weird like that

01:03:47.960 but it's not gonna happen here

01:03:49.140 it's gonna happen in a different city

01:03:50.540 do you care

01:03:51.260 yes

01:03:52.320 well if it

01:03:53.160 look

01:03:53.360 I care

01:03:54.360 if it happens in Eastern

01:03:56.660 if it happens in Eastern Europe

01:03:58.260 I'll care as much as I do

01:03:59.600 about the Ukraine war

01:04:00.520 which is a decent amount

01:04:01.820 but that's not my concern

01:04:03.540 my concern is that

01:04:04.500 if

01:04:04.860 if Putin's back is against the wall

01:04:06.340 he launches nukes

01:04:07.240 we launch nukes

01:04:07.920 they fire off their whole arsenal

01:04:09.320 we all die

01:04:09.780 that's my worst nightmare

01:04:10.900 that's not very cozy

01:04:12.280 we're not

01:04:13.020 you're not all gonna die

01:04:14.100 it's gonna

01:04:14.480 what's gonna happen is

01:04:15.320 they'll hit some major cities

01:04:16.520 and then like supply chain issues

01:04:17.900 will happen

01:04:18.220 I'm in one of them

01:04:19.220 Miami will probably get whacked

01:04:21.480 they're gonna hit some

01:04:22.620 they're gonna hit somebody else

01:04:23.760 but

01:04:24.520 would you

01:04:25.560 would you nap

01:04:26.280 if

01:04:26.920 if it happened

01:04:27.740 if World War 3 happened

01:04:28.740 you got up

01:04:29.420 you tweeted

01:04:29.820 you did a couple spaces

01:04:30.680 would you be able to nap

01:04:31.960 Clint

01:04:32.260 do a couple spaces

01:04:33.320 no I probably

01:04:35.900 I probably would struggle

01:04:37.140 I mean assuming I wasn't

01:04:38.500 like

01:04:38.760 you're saying

01:04:39.320 if the

01:04:39.940 the mushroom clouds

01:04:40.880 I can see them

01:04:41.540 but I'm not dead yet

01:04:42.620 you're not dead at all

01:04:44.480 they just nuked a city

01:04:46.060 that's not

01:04:46.660 close to you

01:04:47.380 but you saw it on Twitter

01:04:48.360 and it happened

01:04:49.320 yeah

01:04:49.600 no I don't think

01:04:51.560 I'm gonna be able to nap

01:04:52.380 right away

01:04:53.020 no

01:04:53.420 but eventually though

01:04:54.980 you'll be able to nap

01:04:55.680 though that day right

01:04:56.460 I don't ever nap

01:04:58.100 I like almost never nap

01:04:59.080 wait

01:04:59.320 you wouldn't be able to nap

01:05:00.760 because some abstract

01:05:02.020 sad thing happened

01:05:03.260 somewhere else

01:05:04.040 well this is different

01:05:06.240 this is not just

01:05:07.680 this is not just

01:05:08.460 like

01:05:08.820 oh did you see what happened

01:05:10.220 in Zaporizhia

01:05:11.060 Ukraine

01:05:11.600 like no

01:05:12.020 this is like

01:05:12.580 a fucking nuclear weapon

01:05:14.120 just got fired

01:05:14.700 and you're gonna

01:05:15.120 you're gonna make it sound

01:05:16.200 as if that's just some benign

01:05:17.380 thing that happens

01:05:18.620 on the regular

01:05:19.140 like no

01:05:19.500 this is

01:05:19.840 why lose sleep

01:05:21.300 gay

01:05:23.120 that's the response

01:05:24.360 of a gay man

01:05:24.980 who's never fucking

01:05:25.600 fought and won battles

01:05:26.560 right there

01:05:27.020 yeah

01:05:27.360 no that's

01:05:28.260 I think it's gay

01:05:29.500 to be concerned about it

01:05:31.020 no problem

01:05:31.780 I'd be sleeping

01:05:32.300 well

01:05:32.640 I'm on Andrew Tate's side

01:05:34.560 you're wrong

01:05:35.200 there is no debate

01:05:36.880 that somehow

01:05:38.940 somehow he would

01:05:39.880 he would be like

01:05:41.000 sleeping the most

01:05:41.980 out of all of us

01:05:42.740 and also still be

01:05:43.840 the most anxious

01:05:44.940 about this thing

01:05:45.900 yeah that's wild

01:05:46.520 he is those two things

01:05:47.840 simultaneously

01:05:48.480 that's why I sleep

01:05:49.840 so much

01:05:50.220 is because I have

01:05:50.780 to recover

01:05:51.200 from an entire day

01:05:52.240 of you know

01:05:53.060 palm sweating

01:05:53.700 anxiety

01:05:54.340 wait so does that

01:05:55.440 mean I don't

01:05:56.220 Andrew Tate's gay

01:05:56.340 Andrew Tate you're gay

01:05:58.100 because you don't

01:05:58.760 fucking worry enough

01:06:00.260 that's why

01:06:01.100 you're not tired enough

01:06:02.400 you chase

01:06:03.180 in a constant state

01:06:04.540 of cozy

01:06:05.140 because you know

01:06:06.440 deep down inside

01:06:07.320 you can never

01:06:08.000 truly be cozy

01:06:09.000 correct

01:06:10.140 that's deep man

01:06:11.060 right

01:06:11.280 yeah

01:06:11.780 it's uh

01:06:12.940 it's the cozy paradox

01:06:14.400 if you will

01:06:14.860 wow

01:06:15.640 chasing the cozy dragon

01:06:17.600 never catch me

01:06:24.020 I'm the cozy

01:06:24.600 so wait

01:06:27.760 does that mean

01:06:28.500 that

01:06:28.740 that I am

01:06:30.200 gay

01:06:30.540 what

01:06:32.340 because you sleep

01:06:35.140 soundly

01:06:35.540 I'm basically the

01:06:36.400 opposite of

01:06:36.880 well I don't

01:06:37.600 no no

01:06:38.020 you you never

01:06:38.700 sleep

01:06:39.000 so you're just

01:06:39.420 like Andrew Tate

01:06:39.920 is that because

01:06:40.380 I know I'm cozy

01:06:41.360 I don't think so

01:06:41.900 I think I'm anxious

01:06:42.580 all the time

01:06:43.200 I'm like on the

01:06:43.840 verge of suicide

01:06:44.540 all the time

01:06:45.180 no you're

01:06:45.920 nothing done

01:06:46.560 you're actually

01:06:47.500 you're actually

01:06:47.980 much more masculine

01:06:48.760 than me by

01:06:49.640 Andrew Tate's definition

01:06:50.480 I barely sleep

01:06:50.740 I get like

01:06:51.420 I'm up

01:06:51.820 I'm like

01:06:52.200 betting on sports

01:06:53.540 and you're miserable

01:06:55.200 the entire time

01:06:55.920 I have

01:06:56.340 I have momentary joy

01:06:57.580 throughout my day

01:06:58.180 I'm pretty sure

01:06:59.260 you don't have

01:06:59.740 any of that

01:07:00.680 isn't being in a

01:07:01.400 state of fear

01:07:02.220 like prey behavior

01:07:03.400 though

01:07:03.820 yeah

01:07:04.460 I feel like

01:07:05.060 it's not

01:07:05.480 this is kind of

01:07:06.020 like

01:07:06.280 he's more of

01:07:07.320 like in a state

01:07:08.220 of like prep

01:07:09.480 preparedness

01:07:10.500 really is what it

01:07:11.420 is but no

01:07:12.300 like literally

01:07:13.000 my only joy

01:07:13.760 today was

01:07:14.180 watching

01:07:14.400 so is a deer

01:07:14.920 and deer are gay

01:07:16.820 Andrew Tate kind of

01:07:17.980 looks like a deer

01:07:18.640 like he's got like

01:07:19.380 that slender body

01:07:20.460 like a tiny little

01:07:21.320 head

01:07:21.620 with the neck

01:07:22.200 long neck

01:07:22.760 with a dope ass

01:07:23.680 yeah

01:07:24.800 gay

01:07:28.720 gay

01:07:29.560 but no

01:07:31.900 literally my only

01:07:33.160 joy all day

01:07:34.200 today was

01:07:34.700 watching that

01:07:35.340 Downs chick

01:07:36.480 yeah you were

01:07:38.800 pumped about that

01:07:39.500 that was gross

01:07:40.180 that was sad

01:07:40.980 yeah

01:07:41.560 were you really

01:07:43.160 unironically pumped

01:07:44.040 about that

01:07:44.520 that was weird

01:07:45.320 Downs girl

01:07:45.800 yeah he was

01:07:46.860 I could tell

01:07:47.380 it was genuine

01:07:47.920 yeah I enjoyed

01:07:48.820 seeing it

01:07:49.280 and you have

01:07:50.220 you have submitted

01:07:51.040 to Love on the Spectrum

01:07:52.240 right

01:07:52.440 yeah

01:07:53.040 dude I submitted

01:07:55.220 to fucking

01:07:55.780 the remake of

01:07:57.020 Squid Games

01:07:57.540 and I did not

01:07:58.220 get accepted

01:07:58.760 and I am

01:07:59.280 heartbroken

01:08:00.000 I didn't get a

01:08:01.040 response

01:08:01.520 I don't know

01:08:01.880 what

01:08:02.080 yeah I didn't

01:08:03.100 either

01:08:03.340 but I know

01:08:04.340 that the new

01:08:04.760 season's coming

01:08:05.320 out in fucking

01:08:05.880 10 days

01:08:06.440 and I ain't

01:08:07.280 on it

01:08:07.620 so obviously

01:08:08.400 they didn't

01:08:08.780 want me

01:08:09.180 and that

01:08:09.740 hurts my

01:08:10.100 feelings

01:08:10.520 I'm gonna be

01:08:11.640 hurt if they

01:08:12.040 don't want me

01:08:12.500 on Love on the

01:08:13.500 Spectrum

01:08:13.920 man I'm the

01:08:14.300 most autistic

01:08:15.000 dude

01:08:15.360 person alive

01:08:16.460 what did you

01:08:17.160 submit for that

01:08:17.920 what did you

01:08:18.360 submit

01:08:18.720 my Halloween

01:08:19.480 photos

01:08:20.400 like four

01:08:20.940 some photos

01:08:21.860 you didn't

01:08:22.280 do like a

01:08:23.000 reel of like

01:08:23.880 hi I'm

01:08:24.320 Toad

01:08:24.740 or anything

01:08:25.540 you didn't

01:08:26.240 send a video

01:08:26.720 of you playing

01:08:27.200 the uke

01:08:27.500 no it was

01:08:29.180 it was text

01:08:29.920 that literally

01:08:30.500 just said

01:08:31.160 I'm Toad

01:08:32.460 I won

01:08:33.080 the office

01:08:34.300 Halloween

01:08:34.980 costume contest

01:08:36.300 in

01:08:36.700 these years

01:08:38.340 like a paragraph

01:08:38.980 and then all

01:08:39.780 those photos

01:08:40.180 no not even

01:08:40.680 a paragraph

01:08:41.120 one sentence

01:08:42.340 two sentences

01:08:43.040 whatever

01:08:43.340 and then the

01:08:43.720 picture

01:08:43.900 can you find it

01:08:44.660 can you find

01:08:45.480 whatever you sent

01:08:46.300 I just want to

01:08:46.800 see what you

01:08:47.560 sent

01:08:47.880 I mean I

01:08:50.260 probably can

01:08:50.840 I don't

01:08:51.020 really want to

01:08:51.460 email docs

01:08:52.320 myself though

01:08:53.080 email

01:08:53.820 okay

01:08:54.320 yeah

01:08:55.000 I don't

01:08:55.600 I don't want

01:08:55.900 to bring up

01:08:56.500 my personal

01:08:57.360 email because

01:08:58.020 that's where

01:08:58.280 I sent it

01:08:58.760 from

01:08:59.060 don't

01:09:00.620 you can

01:09:00.940 just look

01:09:01.640 at it

01:09:01.900 and read

01:09:02.360 it

01:09:02.600 why do

01:09:03.660 you write

01:09:03.940 more or

01:09:04.360 send a

01:09:04.680 video

01:09:04.980 why did

01:09:05.800 you step

01:09:06.220 on a fun

01:09:06.680 bit here

01:09:07.100 Toad

01:09:07.420 why

01:09:07.780 just look

01:09:08.880 at it

01:09:09.080 and read

01:09:09.340 it

01:09:09.520 I told

01:09:10.600 you what

01:09:10.840 I said

01:09:11.100 you guys

01:09:11.440 were like

01:09:11.820 that was

01:09:12.120 perfect

01:09:12.640 that's

01:09:13.020 awesome

01:09:13.420 I say

01:09:14.220 a lot

01:09:14.480 of shit

01:09:14.720 that's

01:09:15.000 fake

01:09:15.200 I lied

01:09:15.540 to the

01:09:15.780 people

01:09:16.000 about his

01:09:17.560 application

01:09:18.020 we were

01:09:18.800 just probably

01:09:19.200 psyched that

01:09:19.760 you finally

01:09:20.220 fucking sent

01:09:20.860 it

01:09:21.000 that's probably

01:09:21.460 really all

01:09:21.840 it was

01:09:22.340 yeah

01:09:23.720 wow

01:09:25.440 yeah

01:09:26.740 I said

01:09:27.580 I'm Toad

01:09:28.840 I won

01:09:29.480 the office

01:09:30.180 Halloween

01:09:30.620 costume contest

01:09:31.580 he said

01:09:31.840 I won

01:09:32.140 all these

01:09:32.480 fucking

01:09:32.880 contests

01:09:33.500 and here's

01:09:34.300 all the

01:09:34.520 outfits

01:09:34.880 yes

01:09:36.440 I said

01:09:37.180 I'm Toad

01:09:37.660 I won

01:09:37.940 the office

01:09:38.420 Halloween

01:09:38.920 costume contest

01:09:39.880 in 2008

01:09:41.480 2014

01:09:42.680 2016

01:09:43.720 2022

01:09:44.980 and

01:09:45.400 2024

01:09:45.960 and then

01:09:47.080 all those

01:09:47.760 pictures

01:09:48.180 attached

01:09:48.760 and that's

01:09:49.160 it

01:09:49.380 that was

01:09:50.500 literally

01:09:50.860 the entire

01:09:51.300 thing

01:09:51.640 did you know

01:09:52.780 that off the top

01:09:53.380 of your head

01:09:53.760 yeah

01:09:54.820 wait no no

01:09:55.800 so you literally

01:09:56.360 said hi

01:09:56.900 I'm Toad

01:09:57.600 I won

01:09:58.860 the Halloween

01:10:00.240 competitions

01:10:00.900 on these years

01:10:01.940 and then nothing

01:10:02.820 else after that

01:10:03.740 correct

01:10:04.220 with the pictures

01:10:08.820 attached

01:10:09.320 of all those

01:10:10.020 costumes

01:10:10.500 you didn't say

01:10:12.360 anything like

01:10:13.060 I'd like to

01:10:13.620 submit the request

01:10:14.800 to come on

01:10:15.400 your show

01:10:15.880 just

01:10:16.240 correct

01:10:17.200 just do

01:10:18.020 medicine

01:10:18.380 and a bunch

01:10:19.020 of pictures

01:10:19.560 of your Halloween

01:10:20.460 costume

01:10:20.920 yes

01:10:21.360 okay

01:10:23.220 was at least

01:10:23.940 in the subject

01:10:24.540 like a submission

01:10:25.900 or something

01:10:26.780 yeah

01:10:27.680 and I sent it to

01:10:28.820 that email address

01:10:29.920 what was the subject

01:10:31.220 of the email

01:10:31.860 subject

01:10:32.220 like well the

01:10:32.880 subject box

01:10:33.560 it was

01:10:34.960 submission

01:10:36.320 so it was

01:10:37.240 application for

01:10:38.240 love on the

01:10:38.700 spectrum

01:10:39.080 all right

01:10:39.760 or at least

01:10:40.140 we got that

01:10:40.800 at least

01:10:41.180 all right

01:10:43.520 but I thought

01:10:44.040 the email

01:10:44.640 would look as

01:10:45.520 like autistic

01:10:46.260 as possible

01:10:46.980 I mean that

01:10:47.680 does sound

01:10:48.100 pretty autistic

01:10:48.740 you said

01:10:49.380 I've won

01:10:51.000 these years

01:10:51.660 of my

01:10:51.980 thing

01:10:52.400 and then

01:10:53.120 just the photos

01:10:53.880 what application

01:10:54.960 he's saying

01:10:58.400 that there is

01:10:58.820 an application

01:10:59.360 there's a

01:10:59.880 one sentence

01:11:00.720 and then photos

01:11:01.340 which is a

01:11:02.460 shitty application

01:11:03.100 process

01:11:03.720 I don't think

01:11:04.580 he actually

01:11:05.180 filled out

01:11:05.640 an application

01:11:06.060 it was literally

01:11:06.820 just an email

01:11:07.560 address

01:11:07.920 and it was like

01:11:08.400 send the

01:11:09.820 application

01:11:10.420 to this email

01:11:11.500 address

01:11:11.740 and that was

01:11:12.180 my application

01:11:13.000 you didn't

01:11:14.440 fill out

01:11:14.820 a fucking

01:11:15.300 application

01:11:16.080 no

01:11:17.300 where's the

01:11:18.160 application

01:11:18.780 that was

01:11:21.480 literally

01:11:21.780 just send

01:11:22.680 to this email

01:11:23.360 so you had

01:11:23.900 no instructions

01:11:24.500 you just

01:11:24.920 fired off

01:11:25.420 an email

01:11:25.840 willy nilly

01:11:26.420 correct

01:11:27.400 this is an

01:11:28.300 application

01:11:28.740 you fucking

01:11:29.280 retard

01:11:29.760 what the fuck

01:11:31.040 no I had

01:11:31.560 an email

01:11:31.980 address

01:11:32.460 you fucking

01:11:33.700 suck dude

01:11:34.100 I put together

01:11:34.640 a three minute

01:11:37.020 monologue

01:11:38.860 to try and get

01:11:39.420 on squid games

01:11:40.120 two years ago

01:11:40.860 spell your

01:11:41.760 fucking whole

01:11:42.280 name for me

01:11:42.740 please

01:11:43.460 I'm not gonna

01:11:44.060 dox myself

01:11:44.860 on here

01:11:45.220 I'll do it

01:11:45.620 afterwards

01:11:46.120 oh my god

01:11:47.300 I can't believe

01:11:48.280 you

01:11:48.560 you were

01:11:49.140 you just

01:11:51.580 found the

01:11:52.060 email

01:11:52.340 somewhere

01:11:52.800 just fired

01:11:53.460 up a dry

01:11:54.260 email

01:11:54.620 yeah there

01:11:55.200 was an

01:11:55.440 email

01:11:55.760 address

01:11:56.320 they're like

01:11:57.100 we got

01:11:57.420 another

01:11:57.720 retard

01:11:58.220 sending us

01:11:58.740 pictures

01:11:59.060 of his

01:11:59.360 Halloween

01:11:59.720 it was

01:12:02.540 like

01:12:02.820 inquiries

01:12:04.380 at

01:12:04.800 loveonthespectrum.com

01:12:06.660 or something

01:12:07.220 I hope you

01:12:08.480 go home

01:12:08.940 and arm

01:12:09.260 best

01:12:09.520 I put it

01:12:12.220 in the

01:12:12.380 private chat

01:12:12.960 go click

01:12:13.460 that right

01:12:13.860 now

01:12:14.160 and fucking

01:12:14.660 it was

01:12:15.480 legit man

01:12:16.460 I can't

01:12:18.340 believe how

01:12:18.700 bad you

01:12:19.180 are at

01:12:19.460 life

01:12:19.780 it's

01:12:20.040 crazy

01:12:20.520 wow

01:12:21.320 but there

01:12:22.360 is a section

01:12:23.220 where it

01:12:23.500 says about

01:12:23.960 you

01:12:24.240 about you

01:12:25.280 copy paste

01:12:26.080 I've won

01:12:27.280 the Halloween

01:12:28.500 contest at my

01:12:29.560 job these

01:12:30.000 years

01:12:30.160 that's it

01:12:30.540 and then

01:12:31.200 fill out the

01:12:31.660 fucking rest

01:12:32.140 the email

01:12:32.620 send it

01:12:33.260 these people

01:12:34.060 are going

01:12:34.220 to get

01:12:34.380 back to

01:12:34.660 you tomorrow

01:12:35.200 if they

01:12:35.640 if they

01:12:36.060 if they

01:12:36.580 just read

01:12:36.980 this

01:12:37.300 yeah if

01:12:37.740 they understand

01:12:38.580 that like

01:12:39.560 you're actually

01:12:39.980 applying for

01:12:40.620 that because

01:12:41.040 as of now

01:12:41.620 they just

01:12:42.120 have an

01:12:42.440 email of

01:12:43.320 you declaring

01:12:43.880 that you

01:12:44.240 won

01:12:44.560 Halloween

01:12:44.980 costumes

01:12:45.520 and then

01:12:45.980 your Halloween

01:12:46.440 costumes

01:12:46.880 and that's

01:12:47.420 all they have

01:12:47.940 toad

01:12:48.180 they don't

01:12:48.560 know what

01:12:48.800 the fuck

01:12:49.240 you're

01:12:49.440 doing

01:12:49.800 but how

01:12:50.160 but how

01:12:56.460 is that

01:12:56.860 not like

01:12:57.440 the best

01:12:57.960 possible

01:12:58.500 application

01:12:59.000 look at

01:12:59.840 this

01:13:00.040 fuck

01:13:00.540 it doesn't

01:13:01.820 go anywhere

01:13:02.420 toad

01:13:02.860 nobody sees

01:13:03.900 it that's

01:13:04.340 why

01:13:04.660 it went

01:13:05.340 to one of

01:13:05.620 their emails

01:13:06.100 though but

01:13:06.420 imagine like

01:13:06.900 they see

01:13:07.360 that we

01:13:07.900 have to

01:13:08.420 get this

01:13:08.800 guy on

01:13:09.320 what email

01:13:09.960 did you

01:13:10.240 send it

01:13:10.580 to

01:13:10.780 it was

01:13:12.940 inquiries

01:13:14.000 at love

01:13:14.500 on the

01:13:14.740 spectrum

01:13:15.040 dot com

01:13:15.660 I think

01:13:16.040 I don't

01:13:16.740 know I

01:13:16.900 just took

01:13:17.420 it down

01:13:17.820 whatever it

01:13:18.320 was

01:13:18.600 something

01:13:19.260 like that

01:13:19.820 it was

01:13:20.640 the one

01:13:20.880 that you

01:13:21.260 sent

01:13:21.640 you sent

01:13:22.400 me a

01:13:22.640 screenshot

01:13:22.920 that had

01:13:23.520 I will

01:13:23.900 say it

01:13:24.360 is an

01:13:24.700 apex

01:13:25.120 autistic

01:13:25.940 move

01:13:26.420 to do

01:13:26.760 that

01:13:27.000 I'll

01:13:27.480 credit

01:13:28.100 you that

01:13:28.420 I'm a

01:13:31.080 coder

01:13:31.460 I know

01:13:31.980 what this

01:13:32.280 front page

01:13:32.840 is

01:13:33.400 I'm so glad

01:13:40.740 I went

01:13:42.060 down this

01:13:42.500 line of

01:13:42.880 inquiry

01:13:43.220 because we

01:13:43.720 would have

01:13:44.060 never

01:13:44.400 completed

01:13:44.920 the

01:13:45.120 application

01:13:45.660 if not

01:13:46.100 that's

01:13:46.560 great

01:13:47.320 oh my

01:13:47.840 god

01:13:48.320 it was

01:13:49.200 worth it

01:13:49.600 it's

01:13:50.400 literally

01:13:50.700 your first

01:13:51.140 name

01:13:51.300 last

01:13:51.560 name

01:13:51.880 your

01:13:52.480 email

01:13:52.840 your

01:13:53.080 age

01:13:53.400 how old

01:13:53.760 are you

01:13:53.920 38

01:13:54.280 yeah he's

01:13:55.560 39

01:13:56.220 to 40

01:13:56.680 to 44

01:13:57.220 whatever

01:13:57.680 it doesn't

01:13:58.160 matter

01:13:58.500 hey everybody

01:13:59.860 that's watching

01:14:00.320 this right now

01:14:00.880 pull up another

01:14:01.940 browser and

01:14:02.620 watch liberty

01:14:03.380 lockdown but

01:14:04.040 mute it

01:14:04.500 because it'll

01:14:05.260 help with the

01:14:05.760 algos

01:14:06.040 thank you

01:14:06.940 that's a good

01:14:07.840 idea

01:14:08.140 we're gaming

01:14:09.320 the fucking

01:14:10.080 Jewish system

01:14:11.060 I'm gonna do

01:14:11.640 that

01:14:11.800 I'm serious

01:14:12.140 I would really

01:14:12.780 appreciate that

01:14:13.300 because like

01:14:13.940 peak live

01:14:14.940 for the audience

01:14:16.080 that doesn't

01:14:16.460 understand this

01:14:16.980 peak live

01:14:17.900 is huge

01:14:19.480 for how many

01:14:20.240 people it'll be

01:14:20.720 shown to

01:14:21.140 so when I

01:14:22.200 get like

01:14:23.080 if I get

01:14:23.480 300 peak

01:14:24.560 live viewers

01:14:25.080 I will do

01:14:26.160 5,000 views

01:14:27.240 over the

01:14:27.780 lifetime of

01:14:28.460 the video

01:14:28.860 if I do

01:14:29.580 150

01:14:30.140 I'll do

01:14:30.940 2,500

01:14:31.500 so like

01:14:32.420 that's how big

01:14:33.100 of a difference

01:14:33.460 it basically

01:14:33.920 doubles the

01:14:34.500 algo

01:14:34.760 all right

01:14:37.720 well

01:14:38.200 I'm watching

01:14:40.220 evil Jew

01:14:40.940 boy

01:14:41.240 cool

01:14:41.840 I got it

01:14:43.180 on

01:14:43.380 there we

01:14:43.680 go

01:14:43.920 I'm

01:14:44.440 filling this

01:14:44.880 out

01:14:45.060 right now

01:14:45.880 wait you're

01:14:46.140 not watching

01:14:46.480 me

01:14:46.700 who's evil

01:14:47.520 Jew boy

01:14:47.900 what

01:14:48.420 oh

01:14:49.000 this is

01:14:49.500 actually

01:14:49.760 but they

01:14:51.520 do have

01:14:51.980 full

01:14:52.300 more people

01:14:53.400 are watching

01:14:53.920 Clint's show

01:14:54.920 that he's not

01:14:55.380 even live on

01:14:56.040 than they are

01:14:56.440 watching this

01:14:57.060 there you go

01:14:57.460 see

01:14:57.680 give them the

01:14:58.740 thumbs down

01:14:59.300 if you're in

01:14:59.740 the fucking

01:15:00.220 hey

01:15:00.880 thumbs down

01:15:01.480 hey

01:15:01.780 don't do that

01:15:02.720 I'm literally

01:15:03.960 on this show

01:15:04.660 I'm like

01:15:04.940 fucking

01:15:05.220 thumb it down

01:15:06.060 I submitted it

01:15:07.120 with exactly

01:15:07.760 the same thing

01:15:08.780 that I said

01:15:09.220 that I sent

01:15:09.640 in the email

01:15:10.260 I'm gonna put

01:15:11.280 Clint is gay

01:15:12.100 and get the

01:15:13.200 chat against you

01:15:14.240 Clint's not even

01:15:16.280 here right now

01:15:17.200 Clint's with us

01:15:18.320 yeah

01:15:19.000 that's right

01:15:20.440 all right

01:15:21.960 all right

01:15:23.060 let's see

01:15:23.420 okay

01:15:23.860 this is great content

01:15:25.260 you guys wanna

01:15:25.800 see some boobies

01:15:26.840 someone

01:15:27.340 was this Toad

01:15:28.240 shared this

01:15:28.840 in the group chat

01:15:29.900 majority of them

01:15:32.400 have been online

01:15:33.640 and I have noticed

01:15:34.860 one thing

01:15:35.780 I don't know

01:15:36.540 if there's a single

01:15:37.500 man out there

01:15:38.340 that knows how

01:15:38.940 to take a proper

01:15:39.660 picture of their

01:15:40.800 Johnson

01:15:41.160 at this point

01:15:41.900 I feel like I

01:15:42.400 could just call

01:15:42.820 myself a wiener

01:15:43.520 connoisseur

01:15:44.020 because I feel

01:15:44.740 like I have

01:15:45.240 literally seen

01:15:46.140 them all

01:15:46.540 I'm talking

01:15:47.180 all different

01:15:47.700 sizes shapes

01:15:48.520 I think that's

01:15:50.120 what we should

01:15:50.460 call whores

01:15:51.100 from now on

01:15:51.640 wiener connoisseurs

01:15:52.780 does she want

01:15:54.800 to judge

01:15:55.140 cocktail over

01:15:55.700 for us

01:15:56.040 we should do

01:15:56.760 that

01:15:56.940 we should find

01:15:57.620 her and ask

01:15:58.340 her to do

01:15:58.640 I'll tell you

01:15:59.040 the other thing

01:15:59.520 that's fucked up

01:16:00.160 transpassing

01:16:01.140 has now made

01:16:01.720 it so that

01:16:02.040 I look at

01:16:02.620 every chick

01:16:03.160 and I'm like

01:16:03.540 that's probably

01:16:04.120 a dude

01:16:04.520 I was like

01:16:06.180 is this a dude

01:16:06.880 yeah

01:16:07.460 I was like

01:16:09.040 that's a dude

01:16:09.520 they just got on

01:16:10.120 fucking hormone

01:16:10.820 replacement therapy

01:16:11.600 they got their

01:16:12.080 fucking pectorals

01:16:12.940 now becoming

01:16:13.560 small pits

01:16:14.100 like

01:16:14.460 yeah we should

01:16:15.380 send her all

01:16:16.060 the coctober

01:16:16.660 winners so far

01:16:18.140 in the

01:16:18.560 we should have

01:16:19.040 a rate

01:16:19.400 the next year

01:16:20.320 that does

01:16:20.920 look like

01:16:21.240 the tits

01:16:21.680 of a man

01:16:22.180 who's just

01:16:22.500 been on

01:16:22.880 like the

01:16:23.380 the hormone

01:16:24.020 therapy for

01:16:24.560 like six months

01:16:25.420 to a year

01:16:25.840 or something

01:16:26.220 like that

01:16:27.240 looks like a

01:16:27.780 dude who had

01:16:28.280 a fucking

01:16:28.640 center part

01:16:29.320 who's now

01:16:29.900 growing it out

01:16:30.520 and becoming

01:16:30.880 a chick

01:16:31.240 I'd probably

01:16:32.200 fuck her

01:16:32.660 if it is a

01:16:33.440 girl

01:16:33.620 yeah I know

01:16:34.080 you would

01:16:34.400 the fucked up

01:16:37.900 thing toad is

01:16:38.380 you wouldn't

01:16:38.860 fuck her

01:16:39.300 I enjoy

01:16:40.400 pegging myself

01:16:41.200 while listening

01:16:41.660 to Liberty

01:16:41.960 Lockdown

01:16:42.340 what the fuck

01:16:42.960 bro

01:16:43.220 with a broken

01:16:45.260 bottle

01:16:45.760 Jesus Christ

01:16:46.740 doc

01:16:47.060 holy shit

01:16:48.340 you're gonna

01:16:48.600 make glass

01:16:49.180 whatever

01:16:50.640 and I have

01:16:51.660 some props

01:16:52.440 here to give

01:16:53.100 you some

01:16:53.400 examples of

01:16:54.140 the god awful

01:16:54.660 photos and

01:16:55.200 videos I have

01:16:56.100 seen

01:16:56.420 I don't know

01:16:56.980 who needs to

01:16:57.420 hear this but

01:16:57.860 the camera

01:16:58.320 literally does

01:16:59.020 not need to

01:16:59.460 be in 0.5

01:17:00.420 and on your

01:17:01.080 wiener

01:17:01.480 if you're trying

01:17:02.120 to make it

01:17:02.460 look bigger

01:17:02.920 it's not

01:17:03.380 working

01:17:03.760 she's wrong

01:17:05.220 real quick

01:17:06.320 no you gotta

01:17:07.100 take the photo

01:17:08.060 right on the

01:17:08.560 dick

01:17:08.780 I want

01:17:09.880 there to be

01:17:10.580 no light

01:17:11.120 between the

01:17:11.740 camera lens

01:17:12.380 and my

01:17:12.700 dick

01:17:12.860 I want my

01:17:13.240 whole dick

01:17:13.680 to just be

01:17:14.140 that's what

01:17:14.960 the entire

01:17:15.300 photo is

01:17:15.760 just

01:17:15.960 I think

01:17:16.340 the best

01:17:17.100 view is

01:17:17.600 from like

01:17:18.400 almost like

01:17:19.660 underneath it

01:17:20.380 or almost like

01:17:20.800 in front of it

01:17:21.420 at least when

01:17:22.300 you have a

01:17:22.900 boner at least

01:17:23.680 the cold

01:17:24.320 tactic

01:17:24.740 when you're

01:17:27.060 jorking in the

01:17:27.660 shower and

01:17:28.120 you've got

01:17:28.460 shit

01:17:28.880 shoved up

01:17:29.880 your keister

01:17:30.400 his is kind

01:17:31.440 of yeah

01:17:31.740 like beneath

01:17:32.680 his asshole

01:17:33.240 that's not

01:17:33.580 what I'm

01:17:33.740 talking about

01:17:34.140 I'm talking

01:17:34.400 about like

01:17:34.860 front like

01:17:35.940 kind of

01:17:36.200 underneath it

01:17:36.800 you know

01:17:36.980 what I mean

01:17:37.240 like

01:17:37.440 you know

01:17:38.880 like you're

01:17:39.620 kind of lying

01:17:40.120 back

01:17:40.440 you got a

01:17:40.820 boner in

01:17:41.380 this instance

01:17:42.020 you know

01:17:43.420 what I'm

01:17:43.640 saying

01:17:43.980 maybe you

01:17:44.460 don't

01:17:44.560 I mean

01:17:45.500 every time

01:17:46.160 you talk

01:17:46.460 about dicks

01:17:46.900 I don't

01:17:47.120 have a clue

01:17:47.520 what you're

01:17:47.780 talking about

01:17:48.180 that's like

01:17:48.620 that's like

01:17:48.640 the best

01:17:48.940 I don't

01:17:49.240 want to

01:17:49.480 see a

01:17:51.200 close-up

01:17:51.600 of the

01:17:51.900 shaft

01:17:52.200 I want

01:17:52.580 to see

01:17:52.860 the

01:17:53.020 whole

01:17:53.140 that's

01:17:53.360 the angle

01:17:53.760 that

01:17:53.960 just said

01:17:54.740 to use

01:17:55.260 literally

01:17:55.840 just then

01:17:56.580 no no no

01:17:58.080 I want

01:17:58.900 to see the

01:17:59.340 whole thing

01:17:59.820 for the love

01:18:00.720 of god

01:18:01.140 please stop

01:18:01.760 taking photos

01:18:02.500 of it

01:18:02.820 either above

01:18:03.620 the toilet

01:18:04.140 or sitting

01:18:04.700 on the

01:18:05.080 toilet

01:18:05.400 if you still

01:18:06.120 decide to go

01:18:06.760 that route

01:18:07.180 make sure

01:18:07.640 the toilet

01:18:08.180 no

01:18:08.760 and around

01:18:09.340 the toilet

01:18:09.760 is at least

01:18:10.220 clean

01:18:10.560 I want to

01:18:11.120 see the

01:18:11.440 wiener

01:18:11.820 not your

01:18:12.560 unmade bed

01:18:13.540 also put

01:18:14.400 the dogs

01:18:14.760 away

01:18:15.080 unless they're

01:18:15.680 actually good

01:18:16.120 looking

01:18:16.380 in that

01:18:16.700 case

01:18:16.940 you can

01:18:17.200 leave

01:18:17.340 them

01:18:17.460 out

01:18:17.680 what

01:18:19.820 is she

01:18:20.700 attracted

01:18:21.380 to dogs

01:18:21.860 I think

01:18:24.540 she was

01:18:24.880 saying

01:18:25.220 oh fuck

01:18:25.880 I don't

01:18:26.140 know

01:18:26.280 that's a

01:18:26.560 good point

01:18:26.900 back that

01:18:27.260 up

01:18:27.380 she just

01:18:28.400 said

01:18:28.520 if the

01:18:28.780 dogs

01:18:29.200 are good

01:18:29.520 looking

01:18:29.760 leave

01:18:30.060 them

01:18:30.240 in the

01:18:30.700 photo

01:18:31.140 I think

01:18:31.780 also

01:18:32.300 put the

01:18:32.780 dogs

01:18:33.020 away

01:18:33.360 unless

01:18:33.740 they're

01:18:33.940 actually

01:18:34.160 good

01:18:34.380 looking

01:18:34.640 in that

01:18:34.960 case

01:18:35.180 you can

01:18:35.460 leave

01:18:35.600 them

01:18:35.720 out

01:18:35.940 I thought

01:18:38.060 I thought

01:18:38.720 she was

01:18:39.340 saying

01:18:39.560 unless

01:18:39.860 you're

01:18:40.240 good

01:18:40.440 looking

01:18:40.720 in which

01:18:41.100 case

01:18:41.300 leave

01:18:41.420 them

01:18:41.500 out

01:18:41.600 no

01:18:41.960 she is

01:18:42.660 ready

01:18:42.840 if your

01:18:51.040 children's

01:18:51.720 fucking

01:18:51.940 toys

01:18:52.400 are laying

01:18:52.860 around

01:18:53.160 as you

01:18:53.440 take

01:18:53.640 fucking

01:18:53.920 photos

01:18:54.220 of your

01:18:54.400 dick

01:18:54.600 there's

01:18:55.080 a reason

01:18:55.460 you're

01:18:55.680 a single

01:18:55.980 dead

01:18:56.180 foot fetish

01:18:56.920 that's what

01:18:57.620 it is

01:18:57.900 I guess

01:18:58.220 they're

01:18:58.380 saying

01:18:58.580 it's

01:18:58.720 a foot

01:18:59.000 fetish

01:18:59.360 thing

01:18:59.700 toads

01:19:00.880 weights

01:19:01.260 whenever

01:19:04.620 you got

01:19:04.980 family guy

01:19:05.480 or American

01:19:05.960 dad

01:19:06.200 in the back

01:19:06.560 and it's

01:19:06.820 always

01:19:07.080 those

01:19:07.360 two

01:19:07.540 shows

01:19:07.960 she said

01:19:08.440 jorking

01:19:08.800 it

01:19:08.920 she did

01:19:09.860 yeah

01:19:10.160 and that's

01:19:14.860 just some

01:19:15.480 of what

01:19:15.980 I've seen

01:19:16.500 no I like

01:19:17.080 that

01:19:17.200 I like

01:19:18.460 that when

01:19:18.720 the dude

01:19:19.880 squeezes it

01:19:20.560 as hard

01:19:20.820 as possible

01:19:21.220 you get

01:19:23.120 it

01:19:23.240 I was

01:19:24.420 going to

01:19:24.660 say

01:19:24.800 Clint

01:19:25.080 looks like

01:19:25.460 he does

01:19:25.800 that one

01:19:26.220 there

01:19:26.500 yeah

01:19:27.700 oh yeah

01:19:28.040 that's a

01:19:28.440 Chad move

01:19:28.960 you know

01:19:29.380 veiny your

01:19:30.100 dick looks

01:19:30.540 when you

01:19:30.760 do that

01:19:31.140 I want

01:19:31.720 it to

01:19:32.300 hurt

01:19:32.560 when I'm

01:19:33.880 squeezing

01:19:34.140 it

01:19:34.340 like that

01:19:34.840 vein that

01:19:35.400 goes along

01:19:35.820 the top

01:19:36.240 there

01:19:36.520 is huge

01:19:37.260 right now

01:19:38.020 yep

01:19:38.260 yep

01:19:39.000 I think

01:19:40.700 she was

01:19:40.980 talking about

01:19:41.360 fucking

01:19:41.580 dogs

01:19:41.900 dude

01:19:42.680 and that's

01:19:46.360 just some

01:19:47.000 of what

01:19:47.480 I've seen

01:19:48.000 I guess

01:19:48.420 this is

01:19:48.780 something

01:19:49.080 nobody

01:19:49.480 teaches

01:19:49.920 y'all

01:19:50.420 so

01:19:51.760 if I

01:19:53.040 have to

01:19:53.440 teach you

01:19:54.560 what

01:19:55.140 we like

01:19:56.200 I guess

01:19:57.840 I will

01:19:58.520 dude that

01:20:00.380 tranny really

01:20:00.840 knows a lot

01:20:01.260 about dick pics

01:20:01.880 what's her

01:20:02.460 at

01:20:02.720 I'm gonna

01:20:03.020 DM her

01:20:03.680 that's 100%

01:20:05.160 a tranny

01:20:05.580 like right

01:20:06.200 is it

01:20:07.140 neck too

01:20:07.600 long

01:20:08.020 yeah

01:20:08.880 definitely

01:20:09.220 I'm gonna

01:20:09.820 send her

01:20:10.260 my

01:20:10.480 October

01:20:11.080 submission

01:20:11.680 tiny little

01:20:12.520 man tits

01:20:13.100 yep

01:20:13.400 I'm gonna

01:20:13.980 have her

01:20:14.280 rate my

01:20:14.740 October

01:20:15.120 submission

01:20:15.640 what are you

01:20:16.260 talking about

01:20:16.920 dude

01:20:17.180 why not

01:20:18.260 it's

01:20:18.520 it's

01:20:18.900 Lamar

01:20:19.320 Cheres

01:20:20.040 I'm pretty

01:20:20.460 sure that's

01:20:20.880 not her

01:20:21.260 account

01:20:21.640 but whatever

01:20:22.220 Lamar's

01:20:23.020 a dude

01:20:23.520 yeah

01:20:24.460 probably

01:20:25.000 dogs are

01:20:30.380 feet

01:20:30.640 no

01:20:30.960 that's not

01:20:31.500 what she

01:20:31.760 was

01:20:31.900 saying

01:20:32.060 no

01:20:32.320 I mean

01:20:34.360 I've never

01:20:34.800 heard of a

01:20:35.180 woman having

01:20:35.680 a foot

01:20:35.980 she said

01:20:36.320 put your

01:20:36.740 dogs away

01:20:37.320 there's no

01:20:37.680 way she was

01:20:38.120 talking about

01:20:38.480 unless she

01:20:38.820 said

01:20:39.080 who says

01:20:39.680 put your

01:20:40.020 feet away

01:20:40.520 no one

01:20:40.920 says

01:20:41.060 the context

01:20:42.200 she might have

01:20:42.680 meant feet

01:20:43.160 you're right

01:20:43.560 the context

01:20:44.340 was a downward

01:20:45.320 angle photo

01:20:46.220 they even showed

01:20:46.940 an example of

01:20:47.780 the guy with

01:20:48.400 the thing

01:20:48.880 you're right

01:20:49.320 and you can

01:20:49.700 see the feet

01:20:50.340 below it

01:20:51.300 so she said

01:20:51.680 put your

01:20:52.180 feet

01:20:52.600 when she said

01:20:53.340 dogs

01:20:53.700 unless they're

01:20:54.380 good looking

01:20:55.020 which is

01:20:55.540 I guess

01:20:56.420 that's a white

01:20:56.920 woman who

01:20:57.460 likes to

01:20:57.880 fuck her

01:20:58.200 dogs

01:20:58.620 okay

01:20:58.940 I've never

01:20:59.400 heard of a

01:20:59.860 woman who

01:21:00.240 likes feet

01:21:00.820 also put

01:21:00.980 the dogs

01:21:01.320 away

01:21:01.680 unless they're

01:21:02.240 actually good

01:21:02.700 looking

01:21:02.960 in that case

01:21:03.520 you can

01:21:03.760 because she

01:21:05.820 said leave

01:21:06.320 them out

01:21:06.900 meaning that

01:21:07.600 the feet are

01:21:08.660 out like

01:21:09.140 they're barefoot

01:21:09.980 yeah pull that

01:21:10.840 back up

01:21:11.420 I think you're

01:21:12.300 right

01:21:12.500 Jose is right

01:21:13.300 I like that

01:21:14.100 because that's

01:21:14.640 exactly what I

01:21:15.200 do with my

01:21:15.520 feet when I'm

01:21:15.920 jerking off

01:21:16.300 I tighten up

01:21:16.860 my ankles

01:21:17.740 and I keep

01:21:18.280 my feet just

01:21:18.880 straight up and

01:21:19.400 down

01:21:19.600 you guys do

01:21:20.040 the same

01:21:20.280 thing

01:21:20.440 that's what

01:21:21.160 your legs

01:21:21.640 probably look

01:21:22.120 like too

01:21:22.540 like chicken

01:21:24.180 you know

01:21:28.460 like

01:21:28.940 I mean

01:21:30.120 that's just

01:21:30.680 how it is

01:21:31.200 that's just

01:21:33.620 how it is

01:21:34.360 it's such a

01:21:35.660 bad

01:21:35.920 it's such a

01:21:36.400 bad angle

01:21:36.960 guys

01:21:37.500 I want to

01:21:38.260 you don't want

01:21:38.620 the unclipped

01:21:39.120 toenails

01:21:39.660 I want to move

01:21:40.500 to this thing

01:21:41.040 this is

01:21:41.400 this is kind

01:21:42.020 of mean

01:21:42.400 but there's

01:21:43.380 been this guy

01:21:44.100 that has been

01:21:45.260 asking to come

01:21:45.840 on the show

01:21:46.380 on my other

01:21:47.480 show

01:21:47.880 the author

01:21:48.640 the author

01:21:49.980 yeah

01:21:51.280 this is the

01:21:51.980 guy who

01:21:52.400 I think I

01:21:52.980 might know

01:21:53.400 who it is

01:21:53.900 I think

01:21:54.240 he tagged

01:21:54.700 me in

01:21:54.940 something

01:21:55.160 and I

01:21:55.380 went in

01:21:55.600 a rabbit hole

01:21:56.040 looking to

01:21:56.400 his shit

01:21:56.720 and I'm

01:21:56.900 just like

01:21:57.100 this seems

01:21:57.480 weird

01:21:57.880 who is it

01:21:58.280 oh so

01:22:00.380 not the

01:22:00.760 come eating

01:22:01.160 guy

01:22:01.500 I'm not

01:22:02.100 going to

01:22:02.280 say his

01:22:02.560 name

01:22:02.860 but he

01:22:03.340 asked me

01:22:03.740 so

01:22:04.060 he basically

01:22:05.800 he kind

01:22:06.580 of flipped

01:22:06.880 out on me

01:22:07.440 blocked me

01:22:08.260 and then

01:22:08.600 has asked

01:22:09.100 me every

01:22:09.500 week

01:22:09.860 for a year

01:22:10.680 to go

01:22:10.940 on the

01:22:11.160 show

01:22:11.320 and I'm

01:22:11.520 like I

01:22:11.720 don't

01:22:11.840 think

01:22:11.980 it's

01:22:12.120 a good

01:22:12.320 idea

01:22:12.620 like

01:22:12.840 it's

01:22:13.000 we

01:22:13.160 look

01:22:13.400 perfectly

01:22:13.900 stable

01:22:14.460 just

01:22:15.200 judging

01:22:15.480 by his

01:22:15.840 work

01:22:16.200 he's

01:22:16.760 like

01:22:16.860 oh

01:22:17.020 I'm

01:22:17.200 in

01:22:17.340 Florida

01:22:17.680 let's

01:22:18.060 meet

01:22:18.220 up

01:22:18.360 I'm

01:22:18.480 like

01:22:18.600 there's

01:22:18.800 no

01:22:19.000 way

01:22:19.380 I'm

01:22:19.660 gonna

01:22:19.900 but

01:22:20.300 anyway

01:22:20.560 so

01:22:21.200 finally

01:22:22.000 he

01:22:22.800 actually

01:22:23.140 sends

01:22:23.500 an excerpt

01:22:24.120 of the

01:22:24.660 his book

01:22:25.820 to David

01:22:26.420 and David

01:22:27.680 sends it

01:22:28.140 to me

01:22:28.340 he's like

01:22:28.560 yo

01:22:28.700 what the

01:22:29.000 fuck

01:22:29.280 is

01:22:29.560 this

01:22:29.820 shit

01:22:30.080 read

01:22:30.840 this

01:22:31.220 dude

01:22:32.560 you guys

01:22:32.880 in

01:22:33.180 bomb

01:22:33.420 towered

01:22:33.940 fucking

01:22:34.180 liberty

01:22:34.440 lockdown

01:22:34.800 I hate

01:22:35.100 you guys

01:22:35.400 so much

01:22:35.760 twice

01:22:36.100 I want

01:22:39.580 you to

01:22:39.840 read

01:22:40.020 this

01:22:40.380 I've

01:22:41.000 made

01:22:41.160 I've

01:22:41.480 made

01:22:41.600 a grave

01:22:41.920 mistake

01:22:42.280 asking

01:22:42.640 to

01:22:43.080 juice

01:22:43.420 the

01:22:43.540 algos

01:22:43.920 oy vey

01:22:45.340 the Jewish

01:22:45.860 man screams

01:22:46.380 in terror

01:22:46.780 he seemed

01:22:47.640 to just

01:22:47.960 have a

01:22:48.260 really

01:22:48.440 scary

01:22:48.760 dream

01:22:49.100 and was

01:22:49.400 now

01:22:49.580 remembering

01:22:49.960 it

01:22:50.200 that dream

01:22:51.060 I had

01:22:51.320 was scary

01:22:51.840 the Jewish

01:22:52.460 man says

01:22:52.980 this is

01:22:56.120 great writing

01:22:56.860 what are you

01:22:57.140 talking about

01:22:57.740 while thinking

01:22:58.860 about the dream

01:22:59.380 he had

01:22:59.680 the man's

01:23:00.560 name was

01:23:00.860 Lippman

01:23:01.240 he was a

01:23:01.900 Jewish

01:23:02.100 man

01:23:02.820 we needed

01:23:03.840 that clarity

01:23:04.400 he was

01:23:06.280 lying on

01:23:06.780 his bed

01:23:07.140 with his

01:23:07.440 night

01:23:07.640 yarmulke

01:23:08.100 wow

01:23:08.640 redundant

01:23:09.320 on which

01:23:10.000 he wore

01:23:10.400 to keep

01:23:10.760 himself

01:23:11.120 warm

01:23:11.400 while he

01:23:11.680 slept

01:23:11.960 is there

01:23:12.320 really

01:23:12.560 such

01:23:12.840 thing

01:23:12.980 as a

01:23:13.260 night

01:23:13.540 yarmulke

01:23:14.080 first off

01:23:14.860 yarmulke

01:23:15.220 is not

01:23:15.460 even spelled

01:23:15.840 correctly

01:23:16.280 they have

01:23:16.600 warmer

01:23:17.100 and less

01:23:18.060 warm

01:23:18.480 yarmulkes

01:23:19.620 like this

01:23:20.060 is my

01:23:20.300 warm

01:23:20.620 yarmulke

01:23:20.840 he spelled

01:23:21.620 it

01:23:21.820 yamaka

01:23:22.860 what is this

01:23:23.540 oh this is

01:23:24.280 my summer

01:23:24.880 yarmulke

01:23:25.480 this is a

01:23:26.440 Japanese

01:23:26.920 organized crime

01:23:28.100 syndicate

01:23:28.560 the yarmulke

01:23:29.660 please let me

01:23:30.800 finish this

01:23:31.200 so we can

01:23:31.500 take it down

01:23:31.920 lifting off

01:23:32.840 his night

01:23:33.400 yarmulke

01:23:33.980 Lippman

01:23:34.480 grasps it

01:23:35.200 tightly

01:23:35.540 he holds

01:23:36.400 his night

01:23:36.800 yarmulke

01:23:37.160 close to

01:23:37.660 his chest

01:23:37.960 this is the

01:23:38.260 worst writing

01:23:38.660 I've ever

01:23:38.940 seen

01:23:39.160 what's the

01:23:39.840 question

01:23:40.380 so no

01:23:41.340 it's no

01:23:41.560 question

01:23:41.800 so I saw

01:23:42.600 the writing

01:23:43.160 and I was

01:23:43.460 like I gotta

01:23:43.800 look at the

01:23:44.200 fucking books

01:23:44.680 now because

01:23:44.920 I've never

01:23:45.360 bothered to

01:23:45.920 look at the

01:23:46.520 reviews

01:23:47.080 why did you

01:23:49.180 say that

01:23:49.760 yeah that was

01:23:50.920 bizarre

01:23:51.460 this person

01:23:52.420 says the

01:23:53.040 worst book

01:23:53.600 you could

01:23:53.940 ever read

01:23:54.600 I feel like

01:23:55.580 I've gained

01:23:56.040 an extra

01:23:56.520 chromosome

01:23:57.100 they gave

01:23:58.080 him five

01:23:58.600 stars

01:23:59.340 he gave

01:24:00.720 him five

01:24:01.240 stars

01:24:01.600 yo rank it

01:24:05.940 rank it is

01:24:06.460 helpful

01:24:06.740 I really wish

01:24:07.800 I knew

01:24:08.440 if this

01:24:08.820 is who

01:24:09.080 I think

01:24:09.420 it is

01:24:09.780 I think

01:24:10.140 it is

01:24:11.160 yeah

01:24:11.500 truly awful

01:24:12.540 writing

01:24:12.940 it's the

01:24:13.320 worst book

01:24:13.840 I've ever

01:24:14.220 had the

01:24:14.480 displeasure

01:24:14.980 of reading

01:24:15.660 I made it

01:24:16.440 13 pages

01:24:17.460 product was

01:24:19.760 perfect condition

01:24:20.460 however the

01:24:21.020 book itself

01:24:21.780 was horrible

01:24:22.440 I'm like

01:24:23.200 wow

01:24:23.680 even in

01:24:24.300 German

01:24:24.600 a German

01:24:25.160 person

01:24:25.500 brought it

01:24:25.880 and they

01:24:26.060 were like

01:24:26.260 what the

01:24:26.600 fuck

01:24:26.880 is this

01:24:27.420 shit

01:24:27.760 how did

01:24:33.060 he sell

01:24:34.100 so many

01:24:34.500 books

01:24:34.700 how did

01:24:36.920 he sell

01:24:37.280 enough

01:24:37.500 books

01:24:37.740 even have

01:24:38.240 those

01:24:38.480 reviews

01:24:38.840 it's so

01:24:39.240 weird

01:24:39.540 why would

01:24:41.040 you just

01:24:41.300 buy this

01:24:41.820 shit book

01:24:42.220 from some

01:24:42.660 dude you

01:24:42.960 don't know

01:24:43.380 strange

01:24:44.080 if it's

01:24:45.020 who I

01:24:45.240 think it

01:24:45.580 is

01:24:45.800 some of

01:24:46.220 the books

01:24:46.580 had titles

01:24:47.160 that made

01:24:47.580 me interested

01:24:48.200 in what it

01:24:48.600 would be

01:24:48.840 about

01:24:49.160 but it

01:24:49.460 sounded

01:24:49.760 like

01:24:51.060 adrenochrome

01:24:52.260 or frazzle

01:24:53.880 drip type

01:24:54.760 of shit

01:24:55.420 so basically

01:24:56.560 what you're

01:24:56.900 saying is

01:24:57.280 oh secret

01:24:58.000 knowledge

01:24:58.440 and then you

01:24:58.780 read the

01:24:59.220 thing

01:24:59.460 and you're

01:24:59.640 like I

01:24:59.940 don't know

01:25:00.160 what the

01:25:00.360 fuck

01:25:00.560 is going

01:25:00.900 on here

01:25:01.400 basically

01:25:02.080 what you're

01:25:02.420 saying is

01:25:02.780 this guy

01:25:03.100 can't write

01:25:03.580 for shit

01:25:04.040 but he's

01:25:04.660 the greatest

01:25:07.740 yeah

01:25:08.540 horror's call

01:25:10.460 there you

01:25:10.740 go

01:25:11.840 call of the

01:25:13.200 crocodile

01:25:13.480 wow yeah

01:25:14.040 he writes

01:25:14.480 like

01:25:14.680 frazzle drip

01:25:15.660 call of

01:25:16.060 tartaria

01:25:16.560 that is

01:25:17.480 fucking

01:25:17.800 peak

01:25:18.260 title

01:25:18.740 right there

01:25:19.220 for like

01:25:19.600 conspiracy

01:25:20.020 people

01:25:20.500 it's like

01:25:21.000 frazzle drip

01:25:21.540 and tartaria

01:25:22.380 are you

01:25:22.860 fucking kidding

01:25:23.360 me

01:25:23.540 that must

01:25:23.860 be dope

01:25:24.340 yeah

01:25:24.900 cabala

01:25:26.100 of the

01:25:26.480 crocodiles

01:25:27.020 is that

01:25:27.220 that one

01:25:27.540 oh my

01:25:27.900 god

01:25:28.280 this one

01:25:28.880 here has

01:25:29.280 92 reviews

01:25:30.640 cabala

01:25:31.660 of the

01:25:31.960 crocodile

01:25:32.380 yeah

01:25:32.680 what's

01:25:32.920 going on

01:25:33.120 are we

01:25:33.300 getting

01:25:33.420 you've

01:25:33.660 got his

01:25:33.900 name

01:25:34.160 so this

01:25:37.160 dude's

01:25:37.400 name is

01:25:37.700 F Gardner

01:25:38.940 yeah

01:25:39.180 F M

01:25:39.860 that was

01:25:45.040 such a

01:25:45.420 dumb

01:25:45.680 joke

01:25:45.900 I loved

01:25:46.480 this

01:25:46.600 the greatest

01:25:47.080 story ever

01:25:47.680 told

01:25:48.040 and then

01:25:49.000 this guy

01:25:49.320 said sorry

01:25:50.040 this is badly

01:25:50.680 written

01:25:51.060 it's like

01:25:51.500 gripping

01:25:51.860 first entry

01:25:52.660 sorry I

01:25:53.920 couldn't

01:25:54.180 finish

01:25:54.620 this book

01:25:58.540 is a joke

01:25:59.180 truly awful

01:26:00.340 writing

01:26:00.920 yeah I

01:26:01.420 think

01:26:01.560 can we go

01:26:02.560 back to

01:26:03.540 gripping

01:26:03.840 first entry

01:26:04.440 because I

01:26:04.760 guarantee you

01:26:05.440 that was him

01:26:06.060 trying to

01:26:06.520 game the

01:26:06.900 algo

01:26:07.220 because

01:26:07.560 I want

01:26:09.080 to reread

01:26:09.660 that one

01:26:10.080 for the

01:26:10.440 perspective

01:26:11.020 of him

01:26:11.540 writing

01:26:11.900 the worst

01:26:13.500 book you

01:26:13.920 could ever

01:26:14.300 read

01:26:14.580 five people

01:26:15.080 found it

01:26:15.440 helpful

01:26:15.760 the top

01:26:16.400 critical

01:26:16.800 review

01:26:17.060 I feel

01:26:19.660 very bad

01:26:20.240 for giving

01:26:20.680 a negative

01:26:21.300 review but

01:26:21.860 this was

01:26:22.200 pretty bad

01:26:22.880 I don't want

01:26:23.540 to knock

01:26:23.880 an aspiring

01:26:24.400 writer but

01:26:24.940 I also don't

01:26:25.580 want to give

01:26:25.980 false hope

01:26:26.600 the editing

01:26:27.400 was really

01:26:27.880 poor the

01:26:28.360 dialogue

01:26:28.740 between

01:26:29.060 characters

01:26:29.540 was cringy

01:26:30.880 the internal

01:26:31.660 monologue was

01:26:32.380 embarrassing

01:26:32.880 and just

01:26:33.960 where was

01:26:34.420 the story

01:26:34.800 going

01:26:35.240 oh shit

01:26:37.380 they wrote

01:26:37.700 a whole

01:26:37.940 thing

01:26:38.180 honestly

01:26:38.740 this is

01:26:39.160 probably

01:26:39.360 a better

01:26:39.720 like more

01:26:40.980 well written

01:26:41.520 than the actual

01:26:42.100 book

01:26:42.320 oh this is way better

01:26:42.540 oh yeah

01:26:44.220 one main sticking

01:26:44.740 point for me

01:26:45.320 was the constant

01:26:45.980 interjection of

01:26:46.680 philosophical and

01:26:47.400 religious ideas

01:26:48.140 it wasn't that

01:26:49.080 they were in

01:26:49.900 the book

01:26:50.320 but it was

01:26:50.740 strange to have

01:26:51.440 the author

01:26:51.860 explain each

01:26:52.640 one

01:26:52.840 you've got to

01:26:53.740 assume your

01:26:54.180 readers know

01:26:54.920 what Occam's

01:26:55.740 Razor is

01:26:56.260 explaining it to

01:26:56.880 the reader is

01:26:57.340 very distracting

01:26:58.000 same with

01:26:58.780 Leviathan

01:26:59.340 and the other

01:27:00.200 concepts the

01:27:00.920 author shoehorns

01:27:02.160 in the story

01:27:02.720 I will say

01:27:03.320 the cupboard

01:27:03.720 stuffing scene

01:27:04.620 during hide

01:27:05.460 and seek

01:27:05.920 legitimately made

01:27:06.960 me feel uneasy

01:27:07.620 which was good

01:27:08.400 but then

01:27:09.380 that goodwill

01:27:10.300 was ruined

01:27:10.820 by the thing

01:27:11.600 with a childlike

01:27:12.680 voice chasing

01:27:13.500 the father

01:27:14.140 it was not

01:27:14.900 well written

01:27:15.260 at all

01:27:15.640 sometimes

01:27:16.140 fewer words

01:27:17.040 mean more

01:27:17.440 than five pages

01:27:18.220 all right

01:27:19.000 yeah

01:27:19.300 this guy had

01:27:20.380 to specify

01:27:20.960 in that excerpt

01:27:21.960 that we read

01:27:22.700 that the guy

01:27:23.280 was Jewish

01:27:23.840 in every sentence

01:27:25.060 by the way

01:27:26.640 by the way

01:27:27.100 I had a reply

01:27:27.720 he's Jewish

01:27:28.460 I had a reply

01:27:29.520 on Liberty Lockdown

01:27:30.200 where I read

01:27:31.240 like one page

01:27:32.080 of an article

01:27:32.560 and someone said

01:27:33.600 someone commented

01:27:34.600 said hey

01:27:35.320 if you're going

01:27:36.260 to just read

01:27:38.380 an article

01:27:38.780 on your show

01:27:39.500 just give us

01:27:40.660 the source

01:27:41.280 don't read it

01:27:42.420 to us

01:27:42.860 you can't read

01:27:43.980 what the fuck

01:27:45.740 does that mean

01:27:46.420 what

01:27:46.980 what does that mean

01:27:48.380 you just don't

01:27:49.060 like that you read

01:27:49.640 articles

01:27:50.100 I don't know

01:27:51.380 that's the current

01:27:51.960 format I was doing

01:27:53.020 on that show

01:27:53.580 so maybe that episode

01:27:54.520 wasn't for you

01:27:55.500 yeah but like

01:27:56.840 the implication was

01:27:57.980 is that I

01:27:58.620 like I'm bad

01:27:59.360 at reading

01:27:59.840 okay

01:28:01.140 I'm like

01:28:02.020 no I definitely

01:28:02.660 can read

01:28:03.080 not only that

01:28:03.740 I don't know

01:28:04.100 but you

01:28:04.480 whenever I do

01:28:05.800 whenever I do

01:28:06.900 read shit

01:28:07.440 I do feel like

01:28:08.520 this feels retarded

01:28:10.020 because I am like

01:28:10.700 reading something

01:28:11.420 for some reason

01:28:11.760 well I feel like

01:28:12.600 I'm like it's

01:28:13.080 preschool or some shit

01:28:13.920 but yeah

01:28:14.340 that's why I made you do it

01:28:15.460 it's like a

01:28:16.500 humiliation ritual

01:28:17.500 right

01:28:17.800 fucking read that

01:28:19.100 in front of the class

01:28:19.820 you're like

01:28:20.680 what am I

01:28:21.680 fucking Floyd Mayweather

01:28:22.660 with 50 cent

01:28:23.660 I don't know

01:28:26.360 that's weird

01:28:26.880 it's a weird thing

01:28:27.560 to be upset about

01:28:28.220 unless he's like

01:28:28.860 being pretentious

01:28:30.120 like just give me

01:28:30.780 the source

01:28:31.080 I'll read it myself

01:28:31.740 yo this is Toad's

01:28:33.040 next Halloween costume

01:28:33.980 and he's going to

01:28:34.660 absolutely win

01:28:35.520 yeah

01:28:36.960 what the

01:28:40.340 how old is this guy

01:28:42.400 this guy's built

01:28:46.260 like the penguin

01:28:46.960 he's built exactly

01:28:48.440 like me

01:28:49.060 what did he say

01:28:50.000 at the end there

01:28:51.460 some other language

01:28:55.260 I don't know

01:28:57.680 what language that is

01:28:58.440 I don't know

01:29:02.140 he's speaking Mexican

01:29:03.100 yeah

01:29:04.060 some

01:29:04.360 yeah Spanish

01:29:05.520 this guy

01:29:06.540 Mexican

01:29:07.160 this guy

01:29:08.260 he could be my father

01:29:09.640 that's where

01:29:11.280 I got this body from

01:29:12.440 it's

01:29:12.760 it's really shocking

01:29:14.220 how much his body

01:29:15.020 is like yours

01:29:16.020 I don't understand

01:29:17.460 built backwards better

01:29:18.220 yeah

01:29:18.940 it's weird

01:29:20.620 it's weird that he's

01:29:21.300 more coordinated

01:29:21.920 than you too

01:29:22.560 I know

01:29:23.800 he's like the superior

01:29:24.780 built backwards

01:29:25.740 yeah

01:29:26.500 yeah

01:29:27.160 yeah he is built

01:29:28.640 backwards better

01:29:29.500 fuck

01:29:30.820 you think you can

01:29:31.300 take him in a fight Toad

01:29:32.180 dude he's got reach

01:29:33.900 dog

01:29:34.180 you see those fucking

01:29:34.800 limbs

01:29:35.200 I don't think I could

01:29:36.660 even though I have

01:29:37.640 he's older than me

01:29:39.080 like he is really old

01:29:41.160 but I still think

01:29:41.720 I would lose

01:29:42.320 I mean you see

01:29:44.540 the athleticism

01:29:45.280 coordination

01:29:46.420 I saw it

01:29:47.560 yeah

01:29:47.780 he's an elite athlete

01:29:49.020 are we setting up a fight

01:29:50.620 at the next

01:29:51.400 at the next

01:29:52.480 whatever happened

01:29:53.220 because weren't we supposed

01:29:53.840 to get Toad to fight Emily

01:29:54.880 did we just forget about that

01:29:57.180 that'd be great

01:29:57.840 I would love to see Toad

01:29:59.080 get fucking KO'd by a chick

01:30:00.280 after you meet her

01:30:01.680 after you met her

01:30:02.640 in real person

01:30:03.220 you could take her

01:30:04.020 yeah

01:30:04.820 what about her dude

01:30:07.280 no

01:30:09.120 wouldn't be able to take him

01:30:10.640 wow

01:30:11.480 that's pretty gay

01:30:12.340 that's pretty honest

01:30:13.880 you're probably

01:30:14.260 you're probably gonna go to

01:30:15.140 sleep like a baby tonight

01:30:16.080 fucking

01:30:16.680 you can't even

01:30:18.320 you can't even defeat

01:30:19.340 some women's dude

01:30:20.340 you're gonna sleep

01:30:22.260 tonight

01:30:22.560 you faggot

01:30:23.600 look

01:30:24.440 I don't think people

01:30:25.240 understand Andrew Tate

01:30:26.340 and I don't know if it's

01:30:27.220 that I understand him

01:30:28.040 or if I'm just delusional

01:30:28.980 but

01:30:29.700 Doug can't beat

01:30:30.860 diabetes let alone in person

01:30:32.080 I feel like he's

01:30:34.420 he's a

01:30:35.380 like professional

01:30:36.440 engagement baiter

01:30:37.340 like I don't think

01:30:37.940 he actually believes that

01:30:38.840 I think

01:30:39.160 like there's tinges of truth

01:30:40.660 here and there

01:30:41.200 but that was brilliant

01:30:42.360 that went crazy viral

01:30:44.020 Liz would be funny

01:30:45.140 yeah he's just being funny

01:30:45.980 dude Liz beats Cole

01:30:47.700 what do you think

01:30:48.160 she would do to me

01:30:48.860 she's taller than me

01:30:49.860 she's more athletic than me

01:30:50.980 I'd be fucked

01:30:51.660 dude she's got a dump truck

01:30:52.740 on her too

01:30:53.120 you'd be in trouble

01:30:53.740 yeah

01:30:54.460 yeah

01:30:55.360 wait

01:30:56.400 why did you just say it like that

01:30:57.900 because I'm agreeing with you

01:30:59.800 I'd be dead

01:31:00.400 yeah

01:31:00.940 you got flashbacks

01:31:02.080 of the threesome

01:31:02.780 I can't remember

01:31:04.180 oh yeah

01:31:04.980 you saw her naked dude

01:31:05.960 how was that

01:31:06.520 yeah

01:31:06.960 it's like somewhere

01:31:08.780 in my subconscious

01:31:09.680 I don't know

01:31:11.840 I think it was alright

01:31:12.680 it was alright

01:31:16.240 oh this is a good question

01:31:17.340 do you remember Cole's

01:31:18.200 naked body

01:31:18.740 better than you do hers

01:31:20.360 yeah

01:31:22.100 he was more visible

01:31:26.080 from that angle

01:31:26.860 oh man

01:31:28.020 I'm pretty sure

01:31:28.920 alright guys

01:31:29.920 meet us over at the penthouse

01:31:31.300 we're going to the penthouse

01:31:32.340 thank you guys for tuning in

01:31:33.360 make sure you keep watching

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01:31:38.200 it's a fun time

01:31:39.320 it is

01:31:39.680 yeah join me tomorrow

01:31:40.840 at 10 eastern

01:31:41.540 over on my channel

01:31:42.900 I'll be doing the morning dump

01:31:44.740 hang out with me over there

01:31:45.880 by the way

01:31:46.220 I've had on

01:31:47.080 obviously

01:31:47.860 Nethalem Dust Squad

01:31:48.660 Sam Tripoli today

01:31:49.540 which is airing right now

01:31:50.500 which you should be watching

01:31:51.460 I also had on

01:31:53.660 Ashton Forbes

01:31:54.420 to talk about the UFO shit

01:31:55.620 and then I also had on

01:31:56.960 the two survivors

01:31:58.660 Mo Schaefer

01:31:59.260 and the other homeboy

01:32:00.380 from the USS Liberty

01:32:01.760 I have been going

01:32:02.500 hard in the fucking paint

01:32:03.600 if you haven't been watching

01:32:04.540 and I'm listening

01:32:05.020 do subscribe to Liberty Lockdown

01:32:06.360 I would appreciate it

01:32:07.120 yeah

01:32:08.140 go to TopLobster.com

01:32:09.400 and don't watch

01:32:10.400 Nethalem Dust Squad

01:32:11.720 It's the Tower Power Hour slut

01:32:14.260 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch

01:32:15.920 No way Jose

01:32:16.880 Liberty Lockdown

01:32:18.580 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour

01:32:19.680 Clint

01:32:19.920 bitch

01:32:20.460 Reed

01:32:21.600 Cole

01:32:24.260 Top Lobster

01:32:26.380 and Toad

01:32:27.300 Tower Gang

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01:32:32.120 Liberty Lock is truth say

01:32:33.740 Same with Lobster

01:32:35.100 Cole and Jose

01:32:36.080 Toad is sick

01:32:37.440 No way Jose

01:32:38.340 It's the Tower Power Hour slut

01:32:40.140 They made day smith all his

01:32:41.660 Tower Gang

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01:32:47.180 They made day smith all his fame

01:32:49.060 Tower Gang

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01:32:56.880 It's so fucking hard

01:32:58.040 to line up the syllables

01:32:59.840 and all

01:33:01.260 Tower Gang

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01:33:06.120 That's all folks

01:33:07.340 We'll be right back.

Tower Gang - December 19, 2024

Ep 208 - The Nappening

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