Ep 216 - Raw Doggin' Randos
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 34 minutes
Words per minute
195.66507
Harmful content
Misogyny
136
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Toxicity
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Hate speech
229
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Summary
Only the man who wants to meet your dead fans, Cole Top! Cole Top is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and podcaster. He's been around for a long time, and we're here to tell you about it.
Transcript
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Do you want to turn their mild annoyance into a full-blown meltdown?
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I'm talking about offensive, off-the-page comments that scream,
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You can't censor me. You can't tell me what to say.
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I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me.
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We push all the buttons, we cross all the lines, we dot all the I's,
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And we live in that sweet spot where your style and your words hit like a sledgehammer on the head of your favorite politician.
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So why play it safe when you can blow it up entirely?
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If you're too retarded to stop, and you're too real to worry about being liked by everybody,
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Well, you just found your favorite website.
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Go to TopLobster.com, grab a shirt, grab a hoodie, grab a sweater,
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Because if they hate you already, you might as well give them something spectacular to complain about.
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Birdseye faggots will appeal to your whole family.
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But they've gone easy on the spice, because kids don't like them too spicy.
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Birdseye even suggest that people who don't like faggots could enjoy these.
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As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison,
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If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.
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Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.
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I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.
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Genuinely nothing worse than a spicy faggot.
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I spent all day looking at fucking old clips.
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No, because I was making a soundboard for Toad.
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I mean, listen to an episode, just any random episode of just him talking.
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We should put out separate episodes for each episode of just his audio track.
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That'd be dope if you had a fan of each of us individually.
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And it's like, yo, you can just get the RSS of Top.
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Top was trying to figure out how to get money out more.
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you will have at least the audio of your favorite member.
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I want to meet the man who wants to only hear Toad's interjections throughout the episode.
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I've never only downloaded just Jose or just Clint.
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I literally just picked any clip and I was like, what the fuck?
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I was supposed to say, does he interject himself?
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If it was up to Toad on this show, he would just talk the entire time like he does on Better Off Dead.
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He would literally, if we let him, he would just.
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If Tower Gang is just me, I got to do something.
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No, but what Top's saying is that you would prefer let us not be here.
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If you download, if you come to the Patreon, you will also get the drops.
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When you're like sitting in your college lecture, you can fucking just hit that button.
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You could send confusing replies on Twitter when people open them and it's just.
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Me doing that, I don't even know if it's from this show or Better Off Dead.
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Like we won't even be talking to him and then he'll just go, I don't know what.
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What's funny is he usually, he does the, I don't know what we're talking about, after he says a joke.
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I swear he did that at least twice today with Clint.
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He goes, I don't even know what we're talking about.
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He did that last night when I invited myself on Better Off Dead.
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And I was like, who fucking cares that you already covered the Luka Trace?
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This is what I'm saying is that like your brain is broken.
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But I'm saying you shouldn't be giving people betting advice because your brain doesn't work.
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I was this close to clipping you saying, grand mal seizure.
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So for those that aren't aware, I did an episode of Better Off Dead with Toad last night.
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In the pre-show, I was explaining what happened.
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And in the private chat, Clint, out of nowhere, out of the blue goes, hey, Toad, I'll come on your show.
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Like whatever subject you can cover, he goes, I covered it already today.
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I thought he was telling me to cover it on my show.
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I didn't realize he was asking me that he wanted to come on Better Off Dead.
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That I would even know whether or not you've covered this topic or that I would want you to cover it as if I was going to listen to it later.
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Have you been listening to a show on the sly or something?
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This is my point is that I haven't been, nor will I be.
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Well, Clint loves comedy, sports, and politics.
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Well, he already has comedy and politics taken care of.
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I love video games, sports, and blowjobs for Mother Woman.
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And so Better Off Dead is the only thing you can have an outlet with.
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What would have happened in one of those threesomes?
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Let's say, I don't know, horse face bitch.
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What would have happened to your marriage?
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Do you think she would have grabbed your cheeks and smushed the cum out?
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Would your wife be mad if you came in another woman's mouth?
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Well, I don't know, because Cole had that other story where her friend blew him or whatever when she was there.
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I'll tell you right now, your brother lied to you, but she'd be so fucking upset and mad at you,
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and then somehow gaslight you that it's your fault.
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Like, yeah, you're retarded if you think otherwise.
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I've had quite a few, and let me tell you, I knew my life was on the line.
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And if I were to finish with the other girl, it was like, it was over for me.
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Oh, so it was like, you've had multiple that it was like, because are all the ones you had, you already had, yeah, you were in a relationship.
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We're just not familiar with the concept of you being in a relationship.
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You're having a threesome with the woman that you're in a relationship with and another woman.
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We're just like, why do you care what some whore thinks, Clint?
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I don't know, but I think once you got the thing going on, whenever it finishes, you can't be mad.
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I love that you're applying rationality to women.
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She'd go, I thought I was okay with it at first, and then I saw your penis in her mouth, and you were ejaculating, and then I really realized I wasn't okay with it.
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How did all of you threesomes finish, Cole?
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Tell me that you just stuffed it in her butt right before you finished everything.
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The one that I watched, he nutted on the other chick's back, I'm pretty sure.
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You're having threesomes in a marriage without a condom?
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Like fucking raw dogging and pumping and dumping and fucking randos?
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I feel like back, you might be able to make an exception.
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Because there's nothing really that sexual.
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Maybe you've just been like pulled out and then just on the floor.
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But if it's like ass, tits, or face, it's too sexual.
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There's no way she's going to be upset, you know?
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Because I'm going to listen to Only Toads after.
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And at about 11 minutes, he just says a joke that nobody listens to.
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I hear the voice, but I guess it's like the husband listening.
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What level of membership do you listen to Cole Threesome?
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Rich, you should be finishing on your back, Rich.
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Cole, just so you know, Cole, the supreme way to finish is to,
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especially if you want to keep your significant other included in the climax.
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Roll dog and randos is the name of the episode.
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When you're going to finish, you announce it to both of the girls.
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You stick your finger between your dick so it can go to both.
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No, I'm about to come, and then they've got to get both of their mouths here.
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You have both of their heads come just beneath the hood, you know, or the whatever.
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And then you fucking, you launch it up, and then they fight over it like fucking.
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You've got to come on your own hands, Cole, and then you wipe it evenly on both of their faces.
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Isn't it like in porn, though, that they just do the guy jacks up on their face?
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You have to come in the air and then let them fight for it underneath.
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I'll finish, by the way, first one on the floor back.
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I think the third one, I think, of the other girl.
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You guys don't feel like we're crossing a line?
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I mean, he's openly advocating for like, oh, it's no big deal if I just like not in bitches.
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I don't think if I cream pie at another girl, that would be.
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No, you should come in the other girl and then tell her, if you don't want me to have
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a child with this woman, you're going to have to suck it out.
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She has a scissor and swap fluids as well.
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Do you guys remember when it was that felcher that tried to run for fucking president?
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I opened up Instagram and I saw Owen Benjamin posted something.
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So there's a guy that's on like the oversight committee for whatever.
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He's a blind man named Hitler that was responsible for auditing the books of a government.
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It's like he literally just like this is a comedy.
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We all get quiet and then you felt the need to say something.
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Just every now and then just get quiet and leave pressure like he has to say something.
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That's what I was hoping earlier whenever we said something about he wants to do the show by himself.
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And I was hoping once he finished, none of us said anything.
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We just kept going until he felt the need to keep going.
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If there's any moment in our show where sometimes I'll be like, I have a question to ask, but I'm going to wait.
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Like you feel like there can't be any empty space, Toad.
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That's why you just fucking talk for 45 straight minutes on your other show?
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Toad, I feel like it's like criminal malpractice for you to be giving gambling advice to human beings.
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You just have a remarkable ability to not understand sports.
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I feel like you bet on them, but you don't understand them.
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I had a particularly evil idea last week of having our co-host, Mr. Toad, have his face
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He's now living in a storage container on the run.
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It's a good thing I deleted all my porn right after that episode.
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Austin police are searching for additional victims of an alleged child sex predator and
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What I think he would call the sex predator outfit.
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There was one guy that was just posting them and tagging Toad and me.
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And it's just a straight rip off of your mom's house.
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This is a straight rip off of your mom's house.
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When you guys, when our listeners, the people listening right now in the chat, you guys
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When you go to a fast food drive-thru, I want you to video your order.
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And I want you to throw in a skip the pussy or whatever.
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We want you to go yell nigger at your inner city Burger King drive-thru window and videotape
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Go to the closest church's chicken and cause a riot, please.
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We'll give you a free t-shirt if you do it, okay?
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If you smell fabuloso, just yell nigger and let us know what happens.
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Yeah, and your shirt can say, I survived a nigger fight.
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I just think it would be great if you're like, I want two Big Macs, medium fry, skip
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the pussy, you know, like, and just keep moving.
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It'd be like, I'll take a Whopper, fries, beans in the dildo, and maybe a Coke.
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You go to the drive-thru, and when you're ready to pay, you're recording yourself, and
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you go to give them the card, and then you pull it back, and you go, I've had a grand
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And then just wait, and then give them the card.
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Do we have the congressman who, like, glitched out, dude?
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Oh, if you just, dude, if you just sit there and freeze for, like, 30 seconds, that'd
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It's got to be something that if people, like, look up what you say, though, it'll bring
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If you do I lie to the people, skip the pussy, beans in the dildo, anything like that.
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We have a spreadsheet again, and there's so many things on it.
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He starts to take these really pronounced swallows.
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I love how everyone is just there, and they're kind of, like, taking him serious.
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The thing is, like, everybody there is old, and, like, all the staffers are, like, they
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They're, like, that's just what old people do.
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If an old person's mouth starts, like, fucking up like that, either they're choking on a Werther's
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This is a medical incident, and it was broadcast live.
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The 85-year-old physician was taking questions on his live-streaming YouTube channel when he
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This is the guy you want to audit the Fed.
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That's so fucked, but it's hilarious, dude.
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We like to rag on Michael Malice, but I will say that was one of his better moments where
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I forget what he did, but everyone got so fucking mad.
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I'm pretty sure Daniel McAdam still hates him for it.
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Now, listen, if you really want to be offensive, we're the most offensive podcast in the world.
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I respect Ron Paul more than anybody, but the fact that we couldn't riff off of that
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is going to be a blemish on Tower Gang's history.
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Did you hear the question, Senator, run for re-election in 2026?
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The craziest thing is it happened multiple times with McConnell.
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She can't even get him to let go of the podium.
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Dude, it's so funny because the only thing that ever goes through is that turtle.
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I think Mitch McConnell has, what, like four of those videos like that?
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We should just watch old people stroking out.
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Like a segment on the show stroking out whenever somebody does that.
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I bet you there's some videos of you stroking online.
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You guys, you remember the episode of fucking Reed's show?
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I was watching it live and re-deleted it like a fucking re-tune.
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But the guy literally, he does a backflip.
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You ever seen the Rockets Stone Cold Stunnered?
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And he flips and his legs hit off the ropes.
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He was looking at, like, Reed's talking about some gay libertarian shit.
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Well, talking about libertarian shit should make you have a seizure, to be honest.
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He just looks up in the side of the room and he's like, for a minute.
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And Reed's kind of like, are you still with me or something?
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And then the dude just does a backflip off his couch.
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And you see his, like, leg fucking spurging.
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To be fair, Reed did try to contact people that were close to him or whatever.
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It turns out it was actually not that sad of a story.
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Well, he didn't die because he yelled at you for, like, drawing him with a mustache.
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But he did deserve to die, like, moral of the story.
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Anyway, yeah, we need to watch more people stroking out.
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Well, so my stroke, you wouldn't have seen much happen.
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That's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my entire life.
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You think that there's really people like that?
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Like, because honestly, I think it was, I don't know if it was AI.
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Black people be being like this sometimes.
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Yo, black people be having shit like this.
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If Liz really loves you, when you're about to finish, that's what she'll look like.
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I think this chick would give a better blowjob than Liz.
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At what point do you, she did look better before.
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At what point do you go, this tumor on my face has gotten out of control?
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How did she hold up that tumor with that weak-ass neck?
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What, was she taking all her food intravenously?
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Dude, it looks like she had ovaries in her jaw and got pregnant.
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So a teenager who got his teacher pregnant when he was 13 claims he was the one who instigated the relationship and is calling for her charges to be dropped.
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New Jersey teacher Laura Caron was arrested for raping a male child for years, allegedly starting around the time the boy was 11.
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The relationship began when Caron was about 26 years old and allegedly went on for at least four years, from 11 to 15.
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She's like, at 16, she's like, this nigga too old.
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I wasn't groomed or raped or manipulated by her.
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Dude, the kid is also black, so he's going to get a head start.
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Do you think, like, he was trying to do that to all his teachers?
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They have to participate in rape of some sort.
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It's like, I'm going to impregnate this chick.
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So, their thesis is that up until 18, black men are just getting raped.
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And then as soon as they turn 18, they start to rape.
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But at what point did they cross the rape line?
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At fucking 13 years old, he got that chick pregnant.
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He's going to be one of the youngest black people to ever leave their children.
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I just, I honestly think, like, well, 11 is insane.
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At 11 years old, that kid is already almost full-blown, like, full-grown super predator.
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I don't know why we're putting this nice white lady in jail.
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We should put him in juvenile detention for that.
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Think about what kind of a fucking monster you've got to be at 11 years old.
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And then you have to, like, be in school with these other kids that are just doing regular shit.
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You know what we used to do when they fucked our women?
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That kid would be, by the way, if this was 1945, that kid would have been lynched.
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Even the children's be raping our teachers.
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This is how you deal with fucking black people, all right?
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We need to take some lessons, and honestly, he should come on the show.
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If this actually went to blows, he would have destroyed a whole scene.
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Elizabeth is the worst when it comes to blows, by the way.
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Black dude there thinks about it, and then he's looking at, now he's looking at this
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Never wanted to fight once he'd seen him walking up.
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Dude, yeah, they're going to fight each other.
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It's just, I just think it's neat that John Rocker is still on steroids.
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I'll do better next time, and I'll refer to it to this.
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This is their version of temptation island, man.
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Jose, I was hoping, I was one of the top to guess
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what was going on here before, but, I mean, he already gave it up.
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A scene of The Bachelor or some shit like that?
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Well, I think it's recording of the booty stuff.
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The booty bongos is the best part, though.
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Dude, it makes more sense now watching it that, like, it's-
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So, all the memes were of the, like, the, uh, have you seen, like, the-
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Can you imagine your bitch getting booty bongoed?
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Dude, I'd be mad if my bitch was with a black guy.
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He played, like, a Spanish beat on her ass, too.
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And I was like, at first, it didn't make sense.
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But now that you're watching, it's like, oh, this is a Spanish show.
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Yeah, it's like, um, because they have those fucking-
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Uh, what are those Spanish soap operas called again?
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It is over if another nigga is playing bongos on your booty.
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Like, people are like, man, I go full Joker.
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If I see a video of somebody playing bongos on my bitch's booty.
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What makes this particularly horrific is that she knows that he's going to see this, right?
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So, she's just the biggest piece of shit on the planet.
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I'd kill all of the guys sitting around me.
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I'd kill her entire family while she has to watch.
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And then I find out everybody that watched the clip online killed them.
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Yeah, and then as we're going to order sets and they become snares.
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If your girl's just cheating on you regular and then you find out,
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that's worse than this because she's at least telling you.
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It's like, this is the worst thing anyone could do.
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if your wife cheated on you right in front of you,
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No, but I'd be glad because it's like she's telling you.
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The next time you talk about him like that,
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that you're going to have with this person after, right?
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It's pretty much the booty bongo thing, really.
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When you confront your girlfriend for cheating on you,
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And like, maybe you could even try to work it out.
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but a booty bongo is such another level of disrespect.
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Especially the way you're going to get caught for it.
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I think if it was just her making out with them,
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but I kind of understand where you're coming from.
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I think that the kissing is worse than the bongoing.
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Which would you be more likely to forgive your girlfriend for doing?
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Clint might be right, because if you walk down the street-
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My wife's in such a horrid situation where someone's slapping her booty like that.
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Like, I could understand a somehow accidentally-
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Well, not accidentally, but like, you kid, and then you're like, oh, okay.
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But like, if you're already literally in his lap-
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If Toad backs up my opinion when it comes to relationship shit, then immediately I'm wrong.
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It takes way less effort to slap a chick in the ass than it does to make out-
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We have three married men on one side with children.
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Like, her pit tits are in your face, and then you're just going, while I'm here, I'm going
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to play with her ass, too, and do bongos with it.
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It just makes the entire act more disrespectful, I guess I would say.
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She's also spread eagle on him, which is like a sexual position.
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It's, like, the level one is, like, kissing him.
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That's just, like, I've got to get rid of this somewhere.
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Like, I could put it in the trash, but I'll put it on her back.
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But if you see your bitch get nut on in the face, and you see a video of that from
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You're, like, I want to go get a lobotomy so I can just get rid of the memories of
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Yeah, it's, like, I don't even want to kill you.
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I just, I want to just forget that you ever existed.
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I know it's probably not going to be on the thing yet.
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Well, here, if we could run, all right, all right, if we could run nine, run nine for
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It's funny, I actually covered this seriously on my morning show today.
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All right, so, teacher had sexual relationship with special needs student, asked him to bring
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I literally read this, and then I had to do a double take because I was confused because
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I thought they were saying to imagine, and I was like, that doesn't make sense here.
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Imagine if a bitch had sex with a special needs kid and asked him to bring.
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This is an anagram for something like with George Floyd's teacher.
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Like, if you read the letters, it spells something.
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She fucking, what, leads paramilitary groups or something?
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No, it means she teaches retarded children.
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Legitimately, her trying to get a kid to bring a gun to shoot people out of school makes me think she's like CIA.
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You know what you should have done if he's a super Chad, though?
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He should go, he should fuck the teacher, and then he should turn her in.
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It's like the George Floyd's former teacher look, Waynal Sexton.
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It doesn't, they don't, there's no way that that's real.
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Fucking a retard or getting a retard to shoot people?
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What other reason would you fuck a retard?
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Like, if I can, if I can, I will fuck a retard to get them to pull that trigger.
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If you're going to fuck a retard, you do it for this exact purpose.
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Dude, if you're fucking him, you're doing something, like, to him, and I think you're
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really messing him up psychologically, but if you just have him shoot somebody, he's
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I feel like emotionally, you can't damage a retard.
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I was like, they have no psych, like, there's nothing up there.
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Are we talking about retarded people or black people?
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Well, it's special needs, so it could be either.
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Timples switched over to Rumble just because of this.
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Dude, I like how Milo's wearing the MGM grand gear, man.
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I think that's how I started to be ex-gay.
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This is like what gay is trying to be straight.
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Hell is one of these people from back in the day where I used to watch him and really appreciate
00:44:33.340
He's the same annoying faggot that he was before.
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And I just like, I really appreciate what he does.
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I thought, I honestly, I liked him a little bit better when he was like fucking lots of
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I feel like he's going through dick withdrawals and it's like, it's making him less crisp.
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This is his eloquence was at its apex when he was.
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Wasn't that the, we have that like one cult that's all about like the jizz and it's
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So I'm here to let you guys know about our Patreon.
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Go to fucking patreon.com forward slash tower gang.
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We're going to put it all in one spot for you so you retards can get it real easy.
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This is a deer calling championship where people are blowing misery news.
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How the fuck is this going to make a deer come?
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Well, maybe it's at a frequency that only deer can hear.
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Wait, is there a frequency that makes deer come?
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Based on how it looks, based on how many deer come.
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Imagine there is a frequency at which you could just play in the field and the deer come.
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The brown note is the one that makes you shit yourself.
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Would there be a strategic advantage to having the deer come before you shoot it?
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It's the same idea as when you spot them with a flashlight, but instead you're making them jizz.
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If you jerk them off first, they're pretty easy to shoot.
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During a moment of post-notch clarity, that's what I want to hear.
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You can't get shot as you're nutting with an awful...
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Deer are pretty hard to hunt unless you jerk them off first.
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Then they're the fucking easiest prey in the world.
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I was about to say, after I jerk off, I kind of just want to lay there for a second.
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For like 30 seconds, you're pretty laid back and you're like, whatever.
00:48:49.720
For one, the worst halftime show since last year's halftime show.
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I don't want to know if he belongs there or not.
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That that guy was running around there and they were like, is this part of the show?
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Like, random niggers are just running around.
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The reason they knew he wasn't part of the fucking show was because he wasn't black.
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Everybody else there was just fucking black.
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Like, seeing Clint talk about the halftime show.
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Over the past two years, I've started to listen to more white music and less black music.
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You're getting in touch with your culture, your roots.
00:50:18.860
But I still very much love Kendrick's music in my car.
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Even at my peak of fandom of rap, I still didn't really like live rap.
00:50:33.160
So the show itself didn't have the energy necessary to be a halftime show.
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People, Clint, where you said some shit like, oh, I love black culture, but just keep it
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I want to just be able to listen to it as loud as possible in my car where I can safely
00:50:57.660
From what I understand, though, is didn't Kendrick supposed to have, like, weren't his
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actual live productions at concerts actually supposed to be crazy?
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Because I know most, I've heard that most rap concerts are like, whatever.
00:51:11.920
I would recommend, if anybody doubts why I'm a fan of Kendrick Lamar, check out his
00:51:18.780
It's in France, and the light shit and everything is fucking, it's really amazing.
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But yeah, the halftime show, I just thought it was, like, lackluster.
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No, France, France is, like, their biggest rap act in France, their name is literally
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They take that shit pretty seriously there.
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What I'm saying is, I thought that, like, I was like, I don't care about rap.
00:51:50.060
I was like, the production value of it was literally just people walking around.
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It was like, this is what the future, imagine the future looking like that.
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The streets will be fucking solar panels, but there's a little black people.
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I think it was 10 years ago, 10 years ago, Katy Perry rode in on a giant lion to the Super
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Fucking Katy Perry guy is the queen, all right?
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The best halftime shows were Michael Jackson and Prince Creed.
00:52:24.320
What really bummed me out was that there was, like, the, you know, the white rights type
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of people on Twitter were saying, like, oh, there's no fucking white people on this stage.
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And if they would have asked me, I would have said no.
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I just want to ask you, Clint, a lot of people online, a lot of people trying to, like,
00:52:57.960
They were like, there's a lot of subliminal messages in there.
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They were saying that this is, like, what people in America want.
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Because I was like, it's that, and Drake is a pedophile.
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I was like, is that the subliminal messages?
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The best thing that we got was the inverted triangle that some bitch was singing in.
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And it's supposed to represent the divine feminine.
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Like, I watched the Super Bowl for the esoteric symbology.
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There was no satanic, like, symbols in it.
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Last year, I don't know if you guys remember, but we had Ice Spice from the fucking box
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doing satanic symbology and shit like this.
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The Chiefs won when there was satanic shit happening, and they lost when there was no
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It was boring, but it was all great replacement shit, man.
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I am itching for it, and I'm just very, very, very bored by some people who will talk
00:54:29.380
I think we should go as long as we can without watching the Lany Edit.
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This is how bad, like, this DEI, like, racist bullshit is.
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That I prefer the Antichrist, because I'm really thinking about it.
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Run 35 and then 47, then we'll do the Lany Edit.
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This Chris Collins-less interview, well, one, it's really old.
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I'm sure other people haven't seen it, just because you're obsessed with Instagram.
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Aren't I more likely to have seen it if I am old, because it happened a long time ago?
00:55:14.660
Chris Collinsworth is a wide receiver with all the right moves, on and off the field.
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Like the topsy player he is, you never know when to take him seriously.
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So, Chris, why do you think those girls really like you?
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I think probably because of the money, you know, and I'm not going to deny it.
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I walk around with dollar bills hanging out of my pockets usually, and try and give it
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my best shot, because before I ever made any money, it was pretty much big nothingsville.
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I like girls that aren't too bright, because you can trick them a little bit.
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As soon as they, you know, as soon as they mature, after about 18 years old, they start
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figuring out that, wait a minute, I know there's better than that out there, you know?
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He literally just said he wants 14-year-old girls because they're retarded.
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That's the craziest thing any, like, well-known person has ever said.
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He's literally, he's like the number one NFL commentator.
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You know when you ask the judge, he's like, do I have the right to speak freely?
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And then you're allowed to, like, break the rules.
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He was like, can I say exactly what I'm thinking?
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I like to think before this thing, he goes, is this off the record?
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And he goes, all right, let me tell you about this.
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I think that video got completely, like, buried because it was like, nope, he's the star wide
00:56:44.900
I can't wait until AI gets to the point where we could just, like, create our own videos.
00:56:51.340
Like, this show would be so fucking awesome if we could create our own headlines and then
00:56:56.700
create our own AI videos of, like, news that happened.
00:57:00.840
Actually, 47 inspired that exact thought for me.
00:57:04.360
I want to be able to do that, but with our faces just put on to dope-ass, like, Indian Bollywood
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Whenever you eat shit, you legitimately just eat shit, this is what counts as really cool
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Is this the RRR movie you guys are always doing on?
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It's okay as long as you take some of the enemies out with you.
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I love it how in movies like this, when swords knock people back as opposed to cutting them.
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Like, no one actually gets cut by the bladed weapons.
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Dude, we're going to get a copyright strike for this one.
00:59:12.960
He just took the guy's sword and the shield.
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Actually, I guess we won't, because that was on YouTube.
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If you guys say that you can't, you're lying.
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Now, imagine if we had AI where it could be us.
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Top's the only one that would fit in, because he's brown.
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I really do think that, like, Bollywood is going to replace Hollywood, because they have
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this ability to just actually think outside of, like, our normal parameters of human existence
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in a way that you really get disconnected from reality, and you just accept shit that's
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obviously bullshit, but it's really enjoyable.
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It's just like a full, actual escape, whereas Hollywood doesn't allow you to escape shit.
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It's just, like, constant movies about how evil white people are.
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There's no storyline with this Indian shit.
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It's just fucking Indians turning into barrels.
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The Bollywood shit always has the same storyline.
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All they do is hero's journey movies with, like, increasingly absurd, you know, fucking
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RRR is one of the greatest movies ever made, and I stand by it.
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Honestly, next time we're at your house all together, we're watching it.
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We should live stream watching RRR and drink during it, and then, like, fuck after.
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I'm going to walk into the Grammys and turn down every bitch there because he's got even
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01:01:14.820
That's how fucking gangster Benson Boone is.
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It's like, it's all teens in there, and he's like...
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Look, I wouldn't be surprised if Benson's got a boondoggle.
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Yeah, you could have been a professional volleyball player or something, but you had weak wrists,
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Carmine broke my wrist, and then the other one was broken in an escalator.
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Trying to meet with a child in Bedford, UK, and his luggage were toys and rubber.
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Look, I'm not going to defend this guy, but, like, we get it, right?
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Yeah, I mean, if you can't, like, fly to another country, like, what was the kid wearing?
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We should fucking be posting once a week a story like that, but have a picture of Toad.
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She's probably got, like, a nice feminine dick.
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I mean, how do you guys feel about Jews these days?
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Like, I mean, I literally, like, launched those people into the sun.
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My argument's not that we should not have Jamaica.
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My argument is that it's a fucking miserable, terrible place.
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And the people who come from it are fucking garbage, shithole black people.
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I've only been there once, and I had an amazing time.
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You know, it's like one of the most awesome events that ever happened.
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But was it because the Jews were so terrible?
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I listened to that episode twice since last week.
01:06:13.560
Lainey must also love that blue faggot that Clint loves.
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I don't know why we have to make this a gay thing.
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He looks like what a gay man wants but because he's unattainable because he's not gay.
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He is like a straight dude that crushes, puss, and that dude fucks on the reg.
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Lainey mastered the Benson Boone worship that was coming.
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This is also all based upon that he is just fucking just crushing puss and not taking cock.
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Like we don't know that he's not taking cock.
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I'm pretty confident he's not taking cocks.
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I just don't think that he's taking cocks.
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I think he tabulates his body count in like Roman numerals because it's just racking up
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You want to be so destroyed when you find out he's gay.
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You're counting Roman numerals when you're fucking real hard.
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You're like, I got to switch to a different number system.
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Like I can't, I can't do the fucking, the check marks.
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You know, knowing he was doing that many characters, whereas I can just do a big V or an X.
01:08:23.320
Yeah, I think he probably runs through an L a month.
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I was making a joke about fucking myself, damn it.
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Yeah, people couldn't even, people couldn't even, like.
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They're like, there was no conceptual framework by which they could understand Toad in the
01:09:00.640
Right, they couldn't understand not raping.
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They would have put, there would be statues of you with little angel cherub and wings.
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All week, all week, Toad, you're a faggot.
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Because I just asked him on a Monday or something, but I'm like, hey, send me the address to
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Literally, like, literally, he was just like, why?
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I'm talking like within like three minutes, he goes like, why are you trying to ruin my life?
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I don't like me accused of being a pedophile or anything.
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I don't blame Toad at all for not wanting to be in my world.
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It literally, I think I posted one of the pedophile pictures.
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Why are you asking these kinds of fucking questions?
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Like two minutes before and then Topp goes, hey, what's your address, your work address?
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I looked up and we confirmed we could have gotten you these things.
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I was like, that's in your area because I know generally where you live.
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We looked up mariachi bands that would go to your job and play like messages for you
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Topp, I'll give you my address if you send a masseuse.
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It's like what I wanted to do also with Toad, like maybe have like a mobile masseuse come
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to his house here and like while he's doing the show, just his face like in the camera
01:10:43.900
and the person is just massaging him for the whole show.
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Like we just send OnlyFans models to his house or what?
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But I'm saying like that would have been nice for Toad to get a massage.
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Why don't we get his home address and then send a prostitute to his house during
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Next week we'll call over like $300 of Chinese food to his house during the show.
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I don't remember doing this, but what the fuck do I know?
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Actually, it is a conundrum because if food is like here, like I have a problem where
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We don't actually have to plan our pranks like in secret.
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We can do it on the show and then we can hit him with them next week and he'll have
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He'll be like, why is my, who the fuck's at my door?
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I want to send him like 15 large pizzas and then just watch it, but they're like, but
01:12:09.560
And so they just come and show up the door and they're just like, no, then I'd have to
01:12:14.000
This old episode that I was listening to was the episode where he turned out like he admitted
01:12:18.020
to being a fed and then immediately doesn't remember about being a fed.
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That's, that's why whenever, uh, whenever top, he was like, Hey, what's your work address?
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I immediately went to Google, just typed in like CIA headquarters, took Google
01:12:35.620
I just want, I just, let me just say real quick, let me just say real quick, you guys
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tried, you guys tried not just last week, but this week too, with Lainey at it to make
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It has not diminished my love of Benson Boone one iota.
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This is why we've been fucking, you need to have some shame.
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I don't even understand this being a talking point.
01:13:04.100
Clint aspires to greatness and likes people who do great things.
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Oh, you see a dude's crushing and you're like, oh dude, it's fucking dope when they crush.
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And then we all naturally go, what the fuck did you just say?
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When we said, you just said you can't reveal it.
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At the time, we had just freshly gone a producer that could go back and re-watch stuff like this.
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And then we isolated the audio just to prove it.
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He's basically life as a cartoon character.
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We have him doing the Charlie Murphy shit.
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Like the, you know, I remember rubbing my feet on Eddie Murphy's couch.
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Why would I rub my feet on Eddie Murphy's couch?
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This might be like something that we have to watch out for.
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They're paying you fucking probably $90,000 a year to do this show once a week.
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As I said before, my theory is partly that like he infiltrated us.
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And like the idea was to kind of like do the typical shit coding and like get someone to say awful things and make themselves look really bad.
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But the problem is we leaned into it so hard that it's like they're trying to get to say things like nigger out loud in public.
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But like we just keep somehow succeeding and being like, oh no, they can say nigger and not be ruined.
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It's a failure like every other government operation.
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Like we spent $7 million to get these guys to be scared of saying nigger.
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I think people need to understand the era that we're in is so special that you have probably the most prominent Nazi on earth right now is a black rapper in America.
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So much so that he bought an $8 million Super Bowl ad.
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And then he took all of his merch off of his website other than a swastika t-shirt.
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And I don't think people appreciate it nearly enough.
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We should probably do a mailbag after this, by the way, before these guys riot.
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I don't even know what it is we haven't done in so long.
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Yeah, let's do it in the post-show so they don't get any publicity.
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We're going to bring up the porn that he posted?
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I spent, like, all the money for the commercial, um, on the YouTube.
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Dude, that's the best commercial you can do, period.
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Literally, from what I understand, the commercial sucks.
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And then when you go to Yeezy, when you went to Yeezy.com, the only thing for sale was a
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swastika shirt correct yeah amazing dude i told my wife about it she like died laughing people
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are sleeping on how like like imagine i told you that story a decade ago you'd be like that's not
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possible there's just zero percent chance that that would happen you're talking about this
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niggas in paris guy created a clothing line he then buys a super bowl ad he he shoots it on his
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iphone while he's getting new uh you know a new grill and then he deletes all of his merch off
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of his website other than a swastika t-shirt like it's just not possible goes on alex jones and
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says i love hitler exactly dude they took him down honestly you know what his comeback here is a
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little bit underrated for me at least people are like oh he came back in yo he came in hot against
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the jews and i was like the jews are like six months ago like yeah we're a little dated you know it's
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like ronda rousey coming back to the ufc after a while you're like hey you're a little bit dated
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like catch up with the times what i said on my show is like there was like two parts of my brain
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like my funny brain like this his return i loved like it's been hilarious he's been you're tweeting
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fire but i'm like the porn but the intellectual side of my brain the part of my brain that looks for
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actual substance i don't care i'm just like okay whatever he's saying well shit on your head i think
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he's playing like 5d chess and he's posting porn to get everybody so angry that it gets banned
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can you read that toad you want me to read it yeah it's a little small the font for me
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all right he says thank you for the free promotion bitches suck my nigger cock
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yo you should i read this like boston dude no i know your wives want to everybody's wife wants
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to fuck yay always remember that pussy what you gonna do close my account try to extort me you
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niggas funny to me at this point hail hitler you faggots
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i think we just go one by one and have toad read these this is fun i like it
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he he just he just activated his account or deactivated it so we can't even
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i just i just i just hope that toad realizes that our soundboard and our drops for next week are going
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to be exclusively him saying that there you go give me this one toad i love that he flips he does it
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the wrong he just goes niggas newsflash it's supposed to be flipped it's supposed to be
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that's the thing though he's kanye west so he does whatever he wants he started to tweet
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he's an eccentric okay he doesn't follow the rules there's not even he's not even
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he's not even using punctuation he doesn't have to
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he doesn't need to abide by he throws in a double space periodically for no reason it's awesome
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this is like that like honestly if it was up to him if he became president he would make it
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law that this had to be taught in schools like this is not a grammar not punctuation do you think
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is there a way that you can keep your phone always on uppercase like caps lock always on
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i think you can i keep my laptop always caps lock and my uh my tablet so when i'm talking to you
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guys in the chat i know i've seen it it's not funny coming hard as fuck because everything i do i do
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hard it looks better it feels it feels better like on on the computer when i'm typing i'm like
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yeah fuck all those small ones because sometimes there's a big one and there's a small one like
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these are all the same size it's nice i like how it stays i would do it on the fucking on the phone
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if it had an option like caps lock always i would always have caps lock and i'm not yelling
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everybody you're texting no i'm not yelling i'm not yelling it looks more even wait so when you
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are yelling how are you going is it just exclamation points is that how you know when i i don't yell at
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people online this is where a lot of people look at i'm not talking about online i'm talking about
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on text no this is just speaking with emphasis on text a lot of people think like they're like oh
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this guy's so aggressive look at how he's putting together words like how he puts words next to each
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other it's like no i'm not yelling i'm just saying the thing like how i always talk to you guys here
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but i'm not yelling so like caps lock when i write in that it's not my yelling i like to
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look how even and nice it looks everywhere every letter is the same size i understand artistically
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why he likes it this way it's like it's an artistic thing took the screenshot should be thrown in a
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camp for using light mode though that's all right read it read it read it niggas newsflash
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white people and jewish people are different you can get money to drop you are going to you you can
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jesus christ if you subscribe to the patreon you get some drops just toad it is not even about drops
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just toad what he just did right there was fucking great dropping that in a reply on twitter niggas
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newsflash make me that's what i said earlier he was gonna make something like his uh his like ringtone
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that needs to be someone's reason white people and jewish people are different you can get money
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with jewish people but they always gonna steal and invite you over to their house on friday
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white people do not fuck with niggas friday wait on friday to turn off the lights like this is what
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oh that's great dude it's so funny so many layers to this shit man yeah i wasn't even thinking about
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that when i read this white people do not fuck with niggas they leave that to the jews if you
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think getting money with a white person wait if you think getting money with a with a white person
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if you think you you getting money read it you can talk like a black person you're getting money with
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a with a white person it's not true that so-called white person is actually jewish jews hate whites
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because of the germans from world war ii okay okay hold on hold on you become jewish via the
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transitive property of money hold on i i'm starting to think that he might be doing text
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to speech on this or speech to text i think he's doing i think he's just genuinely that retarded
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yeah because i think he's just talking he's just saying it and like that's because that's why it's
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like it goes if you think you get money with a with a white person like i think he's doing i feel
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like what he's doing in real life he's like just with his crew and he goes yo niggas watch this
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just fuck niggas news flash white people and jewish people are different i just don't see that
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shit he's also yelling it too like he's he's screaming at his phone at the same time and
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it's not even it's not even here's the problem it wouldn't it wouldn't have done all caps he just
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has an assistant and the assistant is he's like yo news flash write this shit down and she's just
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sitting over there nigga news flash in there keep the cap blocks on he has he has he has a permanent
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stenographer just always typing up what he said like just for a complete like everything his
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whole day and so he's just saying this shit so i've watched documentaries about his life 100 he's got
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a stenographer somebody that's going to he has a couple assistants and how he calls them is niggas
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news flash there's house niggas go ahead read this one toad all right jews were better as slaves
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you have to put your jews in their place and make them into your slaves and then pictures of jews as
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slaves it's not even pictures it's literally just it's just drawings this one insists upon itself
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it insists upon he deleted this one itself yeah he deleted which why this is why i like it i didn't
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like this one i think he deleted because he thought it was weak but it was like i don't know
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the fat bitches one dude the fat bitches one he had a couple good fat there were so many like fat
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bitches are sexual offenders because they offend me sexually like come on let's cook him with fire
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that was the best one and he's like only poor people fuck fat bitches i was like yeah and i'm
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like yeah you're right so true what's weird that means i don't have to what's weird is watching
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so there's multiple parts of the internet that all kind of like had different thoughts on yay after
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this it was all right let me let me read this headline af post says yay is being sued by a former
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jewish staffer who alleges he fired her after insulting her looks and texting hal hitler the
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text messages yay sent to her include quote i am a nazi end quote end quote welcome to the first day
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god it's so funny that's one of the best things i've ever read i hope it was like heard you're jewish
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welcome to the first day of working for it i don't understand how people like welcome to
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like how do you i don't i don't understand people getting upset either i think it's one of the
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greatest things i think it's a gift to the world so that's what i'm saying there's like there's
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multiple like groups on the internet it seems like there's the one group that just loves it like they
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think it's really funny and like what all he's doing they're like whatever it's really funny
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yeah that okay just think it's like the actual anti-semitic anti-semitic people that actually they're
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like oh yeah he's talking about the he's doing that group too this is why there's also then there's
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another group uh there's another one that is like actual just kanye fans and they're like
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and they don't like the anti-semitic stuff but they're like they really love kanye and so they're
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just going like graduation was a really good like they were like it's really good he's doing all he's
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doing is the owen benjamin thing this is why i i love oh i love kanye so much and i love owen benjamin
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so much as he's like i am going to say the thing that's gonna offend the most people and he even went
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and he got me when he started posting the porn i was like i was i was gonna about like right like
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fuck kanye like you've lost it but i'm like no i see what he's doing he's like this is he's like oh
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oh i see the people who like me but they don't like this specific thing and you put it they don't
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like when i post that's what i said yeah at this point i'm totally ungettable like you cannot you
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can't say anything that upsets me like because i've been kicking with top for so long and following owen
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and and a huge fan of fucking kanye west i'm like you can't do anything i know what this is i know
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exactly what he's and then and then at the end of his fucking three-day just fucking tirade he he says
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it explicitly he's like all right i'm done you know i said everything i wanted to say to see like the
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limits of what i could say and uh i'm out of here you know and everyone's just like but everyone's
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still mad about the shit he said it's like he just explained to you what he was doing all he said is
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i'm a nigger and i love hitler now what if i if i had that type of platform i would use the i would
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use his twitter exactly the way he does yeah yeah he's trying to oh i know you would yeah he's trying
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to push the boundary as much as possible man that's what he's trying to do i said it at one
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point i don't know if it was a tweet or what but he said it's like you're not gonna fucking tell me
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what i can and can't say like so i'm gonna fucking say what i'm gonna say so it really is just like
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his whole point is that everybody else that's rich and famous is owned and controlled and they can't do
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what they want to do and he's like i'm going to prove to you that i can do whatever i want
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whenever i want and i don't care about the consequences and he does it like once a year
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he just does it it's fucking great and then uh lp national had one of their social uh people just
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tweet out like hey this is free speech right here yep uh and then they got fired we're not doing this
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toad toad toad we're not doing this we're not doing it tell us about michael heiss real quick
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yeah what are your thoughts on the newest round of chair candidates
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i'm not allowed to talk about anything that he said he was talking about it and again i had the
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wait a second did anyone else no one else had the had like the initial reaction to entertain this
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stuff about the lp that he was talking about no i don't know it's not at all i don't care i don't
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even want to talk about it i i kind of wanted him to go and then to and us telepathically link up
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and you two in the stream while he's talking about the lp stuff i was really hoping that's where it went
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we can do that we can we can do that after the comments uh and he won't even know because
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we got super chats and we'll have to talk skipping the mailbag i guess you guys only got to nig
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rich rich 762 says make toad's bitch-ass cry tonight we try we're close uh schrodinger's
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fuckery says n uh brain bucket says i uh great bull podcast says g and then conspiracy extremist
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says gger uh no he says i got an extra easy shirt if y'all missed out oh nice dude
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i wonder how many he sold for real i wonder what how much product he made i don't think he made
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his money back eight million dollars worth of swastika t-shirt can you imagine eight million
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you can probably find them online something like that it's probably six million seems a little high
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but whatever i just want to see i want to see black dudes in compton walking around with fucking
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yeezy swastika t-shirts like do you know how fucking amazing that would be well because it's gonna
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it is that's world peace right there it's the third rail it's literally the thing of just like
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you can't do this and they're like all right fuck it i'm gonna do it then and they're like
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it's perfect it's literally like i mean like i top what do you think those shirts cost 20 bucks
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even if that like uh like if for he gets really nice fabric but it's still probably he sells it
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for 150 and it's 20 bucks worth of material he probably paid 10 million dollars for that ad in
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the super bowl so you you would think that he's making close back to that or probably more i heard
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that he made like fucking shit i heard like he sold like 80 000 units or something like that which is
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a lot yeah so like 80 000 swastika 80 000 people that still wouldn't that still wouldn't recoup your
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your promotional bucks a t-shirt to get dude i want i want to see one no that does not equal up to
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like a hundred bucks a t-shirt would be equal to a million eight million dude i want like two people
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to cross paths each wearing one of the swastika t-shirts and it's like they're both wearing like
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the merch of the same team or whatever like i think he moved enough merch in growth to be but
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it's not profit so like he lost a lot of money i would imagine like he grossed probably eight
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million in sales but his profit margin doesn't come close to that yeah yeah but it's worth it to do
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whatever he's doing he probably got four or five million back though and then he gets three million
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of unbelievable pr and not really good pr but whatever and it's also just like what's it's how much
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what do you think his net worth is like he's already said it's a billion isn't it i mean he
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said i believe him i believe everything he says eight million dollars eight million dollars is
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literally he's a billion chump change to him yeah eight million right it's a game he's worth a
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million yeah he pays 50k a month in child support so he's got a lot of money that's really nothing
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50k you could drop 50k and like not even realize it's like my god are you guys ready to go to the
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penthouse do some mailbag yeah top should rip off your it's literally just a swastika actually i
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have somebody hit me up right now saying that they want to sell the swastika and that they
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don't have a t-shirt provider that will print it we need one that's a swastika but it's made
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with some of the twin towers that's the other thing so like is there a 1984 that account you've
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probably seen that one yeah oh they want you to pick up the design he was like he was like is this
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too hardcore for you or something like bro he's like look at my look at this one i have an answer
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are you cool enough can you do a swastika or are you a pussy top top dude is there i was like i'll
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print it on fuck do you think he had a do you think he had some uh problems finding a supplier
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no he owns his own he owns his own manufacturer he had a problem with the the payment processor
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shopify took him down yeah he went through bayer uh they uh they they have that too they do that
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over there that's a deep cut bayer his website's down toad got excited yeah because oh yeah yeah
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bayer was one of the nazi companies yeah the website was hosted by uh by fucking shopify but
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his manufacturing is obviously in-house so he's going to print and send all that stuff so long
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as he has access to like yeah why why would he not have his own servers for his website if he's
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going to do shit like this crazy i don't think he gives a fuck i don't think he cares
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yeah probably not damn he'll just come back i just have the thought of just a bunch of like
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chinese kids putting together swastika shirts like they're just like we gotta order for a little
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orthodox jewish children that he's paying money to do he should just claim that he's jesus whenever
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he comes back all right honestly yeah he's said that multiple times he says he's god makes sense
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i love it i don't think he i don't think he i don't think he actually believes that but
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can you just finally just tell us actually what uh heist told you today
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no i'm not allowed to no just tell us anyways you can say you can say it on at least just go
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ahead and tell us yeah just like just give us a little bit of some little juicy details why did
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he call you in the first place anyways just do it why did he call you in the first place what led up
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to it because it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty
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lockdown to the tower power plant bitch read cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower
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gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with
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lobster colon jose told his signal way jose the tower power hour slut they made days but all his
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table gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
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tower gang they made all his fame table gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
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tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
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it's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of them
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