Tower Gang - Ep 216 - Raw Doggin' Randos

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00:00:27.200 I'm talking about offensive, off-the-page comments that scream,

00:00:31.200 You can't censor me. You can't tell me what to say.

00:00:34.800 I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me.

00:00:38.460 And frankly, I just don't care what you think.

00:00:41.760 At TopLobster.com, we know one thing.

00:00:45.100 Playing nice is overrated.

00:00:47.360 We push all the buttons, we cross all the lines, we dot all the I's,

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00:00:58.800 So why play it safe when you can blow it up entirely? 0.99

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00:01:24.040 Hello, faggot lovers everywhere. 1.00

00:01:29.420 I have a message for you from Birdseye. 1.00

00:01:31.920 Birdseye faggots will appeal to your whole family. 1.00

00:01:34.820 They've made them with lashings of gravy, 0.99

00:01:36.720 But they've gone easy on the spice, because kids don't like them too spicy.

00:01:40.740 Apparently. 0.99

00:01:42.240 Birdseye even suggest that people who don't like faggots could enjoy these. 1.00

00:01:47.500 They live in hope. 0.99

00:01:52.080 You know, they could be right. 1.00

00:01:53.320 As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison, 1.00

00:02:00.180 Where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:02:01.560 They are basically farm equipment.

00:02:03.240 That's crazy.

00:02:05.500 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:02:08.120 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:02:13.560 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:02:17.320 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99

00:02:19.220 I go by the gut, baby. 1.00

00:02:24.300 I shoot from the hips. 1.00

00:02:25.120 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:02:28.600 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:02:31.400 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99

00:02:35.760 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:02:36.820 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:02:37.880 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:02:42.540 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:02:43.400 Genuinely nothing worse than a spicy faggot. 1.00

00:02:48.820 Am I right? 1.00

00:02:50.180 I spent all day looking at fucking old clips. 0.99

00:02:54.400 Literally old clips of just Toad talking. 0.99

00:02:57.420 And I've conformed.

00:02:58.180 I told Jose.

00:02:59.020 So yes.

00:02:59.260 No, because I was making a soundboard for Toad.

00:03:02.860 It's infuriating, isn't it?

00:03:05.260 Psychological warfare.

00:03:06.580 I feel weird.

00:03:07.740 I mean, listen to an episode, just any random episode of just him talking.

00:03:11.040 And there's no response from anybody else.

00:03:13.480 He's the most amazing person in the world.

00:03:15.540 Like he's constantly interjecting.

00:03:18.860 It's insane.

00:03:20.080 Because I'm like.

00:03:21.340 I just had a great idea.

00:03:22.660 I just had a great idea.

00:03:23.440 We should put out separate episodes for each episode of just his audio track.

00:03:31.180 We did it one time.

00:03:33.140 That'd be dope if you had a fan of each of us individually.

00:03:37.760 And it's like, yo, you can just get the RSS of Top.

00:03:40.480 You can get the RSS of Cole.

00:03:42.160 Top was trying to figure out how to get money out more.

00:03:45.880 Honestly, hold on.

00:03:46.580 Mine money out of more of our viewers.

00:03:47.960 That is going to be with every episode.

00:03:50.500 If you are a paid member of the Patreon,

00:03:52.640 you will have at least the audio of your favorite member.

00:03:56.780 You can just get in that QR code.

00:03:58.320 And when the episode's done,

00:03:59.300 you can pick and listen to only them.

00:04:01.740 Only Toad.

00:04:02.320 Only Cole.

00:04:04.460 I want to meet the man who wants to only hear Toad's interjections throughout the episode. 0.93

00:04:09.940 They're better off dead fans.

00:04:11.680 It's me. 0.99

00:04:12.280 It's me.

00:04:12.880 I've never only downloaded.

00:04:14.320 I've only downloaded only Toad.

00:04:16.220 I've never only downloaded just Jose or just Clint.

00:04:19.760 It's honestly not worthwhile.

00:04:21.760 It's to hear Toad. 1.00

00:04:24.120 He's doing this shit. 1.00

00:04:24.820 Only Toad. 1.00

00:04:24.940 This is my new porn site. 0.87

00:04:26.600 This is what he's doing the whole episode.

00:04:33.380 He gets started.

00:04:34.660 He has to get started.

00:04:35.620 He's an old diesel truck.

00:04:36.700 I have to rev my engine.

00:04:38.360 Do a couple of them and then say nothing.

00:04:40.180 I want to see what happens.

00:04:40.880 That's how he starts every sentence. 0.99

00:04:46.300 I literally just picked any clip and I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:04:50.020 And I did another one. 1.00

00:04:50.860 I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:04:51.960 Does he interject? 0.99

00:04:53.780 So I've never watched Better Off Dead.

00:04:55.920 And I never will.

00:04:59.000 I was supposed to say, does he interject himself?

00:05:00.440 You'll be winning tonight, baby boy.

00:05:02.620 If it was up to Toad on this show, he would just talk the entire time like he does on Better Off Dead.

00:05:08.440 He would literally, if we let him, he would just.

00:05:11.080 It's not going to be dead air.

00:05:12.520 If Tower Gang is just me, I got to do something.

00:05:16.080 No, but what Top's saying is that you would prefer let us not be here.

00:05:21.500 Oh, that's what you can get to, guys.

00:05:22.800 No, absolutely not.

00:05:23.860 If you download, if you come to the Patreon, you will also get the drops.

00:05:29.120 So it's just that my drop board. 0.97

00:05:32.220 When you're like sitting in your college lecture, you can fucking just hit that button. 1.00

00:05:38.720 I got the fucking base. 0.99

00:05:39.960 You could send confusing replies on Twitter when people open them and it's just. 0.99

00:05:44.420 Me doing that, I don't even know if it's from this show or Better Off Dead.

00:05:47.980 I'm not even sure.

00:05:49.100 I'm going to make that my text message alert.

00:05:51.240 Is it base?

00:05:52.260 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:05:53.820 It's another drop, another drop.

00:05:55.280 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:05:56.480 And it's just constantly.

00:05:58.580 That's constantly sad.

00:06:00.500 In the background of us talking.

00:06:02.460 No, I'm not even joking.

00:06:03.000 You say that unprompted.

00:06:03.980 Like we won't even be talking to him and then he'll just go, I don't know what.

00:06:06.800 Actually, that's how he ends.

00:06:07.880 I don't remember doing any of this.

00:06:09.260 I don't remember saying any of that.

00:06:11.220 What's funny is he usually, he does the, I don't know what we're talking about, after he says a joke.

00:06:15.420 I swear he did that at least twice today with Clint.

00:06:18.440 He'll go like, he'll say a joke.

00:06:20.020 It doesn't land.

00:06:20.780 He goes, I don't even know what we're talking about.

00:06:22.960 He did that last night when I invited myself on Better Off Dead.

00:06:27.620 He's like, I already did that.

00:06:29.300 And I was like, who fucking cares that you already covered the Luka Trace?

00:06:31.680 No, I misread what you said. 0.95

00:06:33.140 No, I know. 1.00

00:06:33.820 This is what I'm saying is that like your brain is broken.

00:06:36.500 Like you don't actually process that.

00:06:37.900 Yeah, I had a stroke, Clint.

00:06:39.460 No, I know.

00:06:40.140 But I'm saying you shouldn't be giving people betting advice because your brain doesn't work. 0.73

00:06:44.380 Cry me a river about that. 0.93

00:06:46.200 Cry me a river.

00:06:47.500 I don't care.

00:06:49.720 I was this close to clipping you saying, grand mal seizure.

00:06:55.480 It's just like a constant, constant, constant.

00:07:00.280 Those are my life, man.

00:07:01.980 Yeah.

00:07:02.280 So for those that aren't aware, I did an episode of Better Off Dead with Toad last night.

00:07:06.760 Like his most viewed at 60 viewers.

00:07:10.240 It was a bummer.

00:07:11.480 Clint, that's 10 times.

00:07:12.500 Clint, as we were saying, 10x.

00:07:15.520 As we were saying, Clint.

00:07:16.380 An order of magnitude higher.

00:07:17.740 In the pre-show, I was explaining what happened.

00:07:20.880 Because they're not privy to the private chat.

00:07:22.860 And in the private chat, Clint, out of nowhere, out of the blue goes, hey, Toad, I'll come on your show.

00:07:27.480 I'll help you out.

00:07:28.820 And Toad instantly goes back.

00:07:30.460 Like whatever subject you can cover, he goes, I covered it already today.

00:07:34.640 No thanks.

00:07:35.380 But I misread what he said.

00:07:36.840 I thought he was telling me to cover it on my show.

00:07:38.840 I didn't realize he was asking me that he wanted to come on Better Off Dead.

00:07:41.960 Because that concept makes no sense to me.

00:07:44.280 Why would anybody want to come on my show?

00:07:44.860 You know what's even weirder?

00:07:46.780 You know what concept really makes no sense?

00:07:49.020 That I would even know whether or not you've covered this topic or that I would want you to cover it as if I was going to listen to it later.

00:07:55.700 That's an absurdity.

00:07:56.820 So obviously I was inviting myself on.

00:07:59.340 Have you been listening to a show on the sly or something?

00:08:02.100 No.

00:08:02.240 This is my point is that I haven't been, nor will I be.

00:08:04.480 But anyways, the episode was great.

00:08:06.300 It's a good show.

00:08:07.060 Toad has terrible opinions.

00:08:08.560 Look, I hated every minute of it.

00:08:11.020 I hated his opinion.

00:08:12.440 He has terrible opinions.

00:08:13.660 I think you had fun.

00:08:14.780 Because Clint's like me.

00:08:16.260 We have three things.

00:08:17.540 Well, kind of three things.

00:08:18.760 I love video games, sports, and comedy.

00:08:21.120 Well, Clint loves comedy, sports, and politics.

00:08:25.280 Well, he already has comedy and politics taken care of. 0.99

00:08:26.040 I love video games, sports, and blowjobs for Mother Woman. 1.00

00:08:29.100 But Clint has two of them covered. 0.99

00:08:34.500 He needs an outlet for his third.

00:08:36.620 And so Better Off Dead is the only thing you can have an outlet with.

00:08:41.460 I still can't believe you did that.

00:08:43.000 What would have happened in one of those threesomes? 1.00

00:08:45.860 Let's say, I don't know, horse face bitch. 1.00

00:08:49.020 You would have came from a blowjob. 1.00

00:08:51.100 What would have happened to your marriage? 0.99

00:08:52.200 That wasn't the one that I attended.

00:08:57.320 No, you didn't attend that one.

00:08:58.500 Yeah, you didn't.

00:08:58.880 You weren't there.

00:08:59.780 No. 0.99

00:09:00.160 Do you think she would have grabbed your cheeks and smushed the cum out? 1.00

00:09:04.300 Go back in. 1.00

00:09:07.180 Put the toothpaste back in the tube.

00:09:09.140 Would she have been mad?

00:09:10.300 I don't think she'd be mad.

00:09:12.520 Guys.

00:09:13.240 Oh, you're wrong, dude.

00:09:14.860 You're out of your mind.

00:09:15.760 She'd be so furious. 1.00

00:09:17.300 Would your wife be mad if you came in another woman's mouth? 1.00

00:09:20.320 Is that what we were saying? 0.94

00:09:21.160 While she was there.

00:09:23.180 He's arguing that she wouldn't be mad.

00:09:27.100 Well, I don't know, because Cole had that other story where her friend blew him or whatever when she was there. 0.98

00:09:32.600 I'll tell you right now, your brother lied to you, but she'd be so fucking upset and mad at you, 0.98

00:09:37.420 and then somehow gaslight you that it's your fault. 1.00

00:09:40.340 Like, yeah, you're retarded if you think otherwise. 1.00

00:09:45.160 I've had quite a few, and let me tell you, I knew my life was on the line. 0.97

00:09:49.660 And if I were to finish with the other girl, it was like, it was over for me.

00:09:54.080 Oh, so it was like, you've had multiple that it was like, because are all the ones you had, you already had, yeah, you were in a relationship.

00:10:00.940 That's what I'm saying, yeah.

00:10:02.060 Yeah.

00:10:03.040 Okay.

00:10:03.380 We're just not familiar with the concept of you being in a relationship.

00:10:05.820 Yeah.

00:10:06.500 You're in a relationship.

00:10:07.160 You're having a threesome with the woman that you're in a relationship with and another woman. 0.51

00:10:12.660 All right, I gotcha.

00:10:13.380 Yeah, if you finish.

00:10:14.080 I can't fathom any of this. 0.98

00:10:15.720 We're just like, why do you care what some whore thinks, Clint? 1.00

00:10:19.820 It's like, I can't fathom. 0.99

00:10:20.680 No, I've watched two threesomes. 0.92

00:10:22.820 It's like, I can't fathom one.

00:10:24.160 But I don't understand yet.

00:10:25.620 I haven't learned yet.

00:10:27.140 We're trying to educate you.

00:10:28.560 So for sure, she would get upset, right? 0.99

00:10:30.660 She would probably kill him. 0.79

00:10:32.220 I don't know, but I think once you got the thing going on, whenever it finishes, you can't be mad.

00:10:41.620 Oh, you're wrong.

00:10:42.580 You're totally wrong.

00:10:43.960 I love that you're applying rationality to women.

00:10:46.380 I think she would have a question.

00:10:47.620 Cole, Cole. 0.99

00:10:48.720 She'd go, I thought I was okay with it at first, and then I saw your penis in her mouth, and you were ejaculating, and then I really realized I wasn't okay with it. 1.00

00:10:57.060 How did all of you threesomes finish, Cole? 0.99

00:10:58.760 I want to know how they all finished.

00:11:00.120 Just like that.

00:11:03.340 Just like what I said. 1.00

00:11:04.100 Tell me that you just stuffed it in her butt right before you finished everything. 0.99

00:11:06.860 List all of them off. 0.99

00:11:09.080 That would be the perfect thing to do.

00:11:10.380 How did they finish, Cole?

00:11:11.740 How did they finish? 0.99

00:11:12.700 How did you fucking finish? 0.99

00:11:13.780 I don't know. 0.99

00:11:14.280 Where?

00:11:15.520 In a condom. 0.99

00:11:16.320 The one that I watched, he nutted on the other chick's back, I'm pretty sure. 1.00

00:11:19.500 You're having threesomes in a marriage without a condom? 1.00

00:11:22.860 You're just cream pieing fucking random? 1.00

00:11:25.620 Yeah, he's just raw dog. 0.99

00:11:26.880 No, pull up.

00:11:30.120 I'm getting out of there.

00:11:34.340 I'm getting out of there.

00:11:35.880 Are you for real? 1.00

00:11:36.980 Like fucking raw dogging and pumping and dumping and fucking randos? 1.00

00:11:40.260 I'm pulling out. 1.00

00:11:41.340 Okay. 0.65

00:11:42.280 But you're still raw dog and randos.

00:11:44.120 Where are you finishing?

00:11:46.120 That's a good time. 0.99

00:11:47.640 Don't cum in them, you guys. 0.99

00:11:49.260 Who's back? 1.00

00:11:50.380 Who's back?

00:11:51.420 Not the other woman's. 1.00

00:11:53.020 Oh my god, you're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:11:54.440 I told you. 1.00

00:11:57.220 Say that again. 0.71

00:11:58.360 Say that again, Cole.

00:11:59.820 The other woman's. 1.00

00:12:02.980 You can't cum on other girls. 1.00

00:12:05.080 You can't cum in other girls. 1.00

00:12:06.100 You can't cum in their mouths. 1.00

00:12:06.800 You can't do that. 0.99

00:12:07.960 I feel like back, you might be able to make an exception.

00:12:09.800 Like if it's just literally their back.

00:12:11.200 Because there's nothing really that sexual. 0.98

00:12:12.580 It's just a place to dump your load. 0.83

00:12:13.900 Maybe you've just been like pulled out and then just on the floor. 1.00

00:12:17.720 But if it's like ass, tits, or face, it's too sexual. 0.99

00:12:20.700 There's no way she's going to be upset, you know? 0.99

00:12:23.820 Sorry, wait a second, guys.

00:12:25.260 I'm just bookmarking that right now.

00:12:26.960 Because I'm going to listen to Only Toads after.

00:12:29.900 And at about 11 minutes, he just says a joke that nobody listens to.

00:12:33.260 And then he goes back and he goes.

00:12:38.180 I'm like keenly aware of you, Toad.

00:12:40.080 It's crazy.

00:12:40.880 What's so funny is I tuned him out.

00:12:43.340 I don't mean to.

00:12:46.020 I hear the voice, but I guess it's like the husband listening.

00:12:51.400 What level of membership do you listen to Cole Threesome? 0.95

00:12:55.700 Rich, you should be finishing on your back, Rich.

00:12:58.940 Cole, just so you know, Cole, the supreme way to finish is to,

00:13:04.280 especially if you want to keep your significant other included in the climax.

00:13:08.380 Roll dog and randos is the name of the episode.

00:13:10.960 The key is to, when you're going to finish.

00:13:14.700 Guys, I'm trying to listen to this real quick.

00:13:15.860 When you're going to finish, you announce it to both of the girls.

00:13:18.820 And then you create a water fountain.

00:13:21.660 Well, you don't say it like that.

00:13:22.600 You say it masculine. 1.00

00:13:23.220 You stick your finger between your dick so it can go to both. 1.00

00:13:27.040 No, I'm about to come, and then they've got to get both of their mouths here. 1.00

00:13:29.760 Like a water hose.

00:13:31.240 You have both of their heads come just beneath the hood, you know, or the whatever. 1.00

00:13:37.880 And then you fucking, you launch it up, and then they fight over it like fucking. 0.99

00:13:42.120 Oh, it's like a bouquet. 1.00

00:13:43.520 You've got to come on your own hands, Cole, and then you wipe it evenly on both of their faces.

00:13:47.840 No, no, no.

00:13:48.700 That's fair. 0.94

00:13:49.520 Isn't it like in porn, though, that they just do the guy jacks up on their face? 0.96

00:13:53.220 That's communism. 0.93

00:13:53.640 They're just looking up.

00:13:55.660 Don't come on their face. 1.00

00:13:56.940 That's stupid. 1.00

00:13:57.540 You have to come in the air. 1.00

00:14:02.020 You have to come in the air and then let them fight for it underneath.

00:14:06.600 I'll finish, by the way, first one on the floor back.

00:14:10.700 It was really like from the other one.

00:14:12.640 It's more nourishment than in communism.

00:14:14.280 Second one.

00:14:16.420 Way more protein.

00:14:18.800 Second one didn't finish.

00:14:21.000 Third one. 0.96

00:14:22.280 Because of the stinky. 0.93

00:14:24.540 Third one.

00:14:26.820 You didn't finish the third one?

00:14:29.480 Oh, that's when she cried, right?

00:14:30.900 No, the second one. 0.98

00:14:31.800 Yeah, the second one with stinky. 0.88

00:14:35.340 Third one, she cried. 0.58

00:14:37.360 Third one.

00:14:38.300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:14:39.760 Third one happened twice.

00:14:41.320 My true love gets to me.

00:14:41.960 Yeah, technically third and fourth.

00:14:43.140 It was the same girl on the same night.

00:14:48.220 Yeah.

00:14:48.640 It was a double hatter.

00:14:50.040 Yeah, it was a double hatter. 0.55

00:14:52.680 That wasn't bad.

00:14:55.880 But no head.

00:14:56.500 Toad with a banger.

00:14:59.340 Toad's crushing tonight.

00:15:00.520 Good for you.

00:15:01.100 That's two bangers.

00:15:02.560 Two toad with the bangers.

00:15:04.140 Like right off the bat.

00:15:04.980 But no one listens to Mesa.

00:15:05.480 I think the third one, I think, of the other girl.

00:15:10.380 And in the fourth one, in Elizabeth.

00:15:13.300 Where?

00:15:14.640 In.

00:15:15.440 Where?

00:15:16.700 Which orifice?

00:15:21.440 Just the orifice.

00:15:25.060 You cream pie at her mouth? 0.95

00:15:26.300 I feel like we've crossed the line now.

00:15:28.120 You guys don't feel like we're crossing a line?

00:15:29.940 Nah.

00:15:31.420 Yeah, I do.

00:15:32.340 That's like the entire concept of this show.

00:15:34.940 I know.

00:15:35.720 But this feels like worse than usual.

00:15:38.780 Oh, I don't.

00:15:39.360 I don't think so. 0.98

00:15:39.960 I mean, he's openly advocating for like, oh, it's no big deal if I just like not in bitches. 0.98

00:15:44.140 My wife will be completely fine. 0.98

00:15:45.520 Whatever.

00:15:46.220 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:47.620 Equal dickstribution.

00:15:48.740 I don't think if I cream pie at another girl, that would be. 1.00

00:15:53.960 No, that's not.

00:15:54.760 Look her in the eye as you do it?

00:15:56.680 No, you should come in the other girl and then tell her, if you don't want me to have 1.00

00:16:01.240 a child with this woman, you're going to have to suck it out. 1.00

00:16:04.500 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:16:05.020 Yeah, that's felching, Clint.

00:16:06.560 It's not worse than usual.

00:16:07.640 See, Josie knows.

00:16:08.380 This is what we do.

00:16:08.900 She has a scissor and swap fluids as well. 0.99

00:16:12.220 Do you guys remember when it was that felcher that tried to run for fucking president? 1.00

00:16:15.640 What the fuck happened there? 0.99

00:16:17.140 I forgot about that. 1.00

00:16:18.440 Who was that again?

00:16:19.400 I don't even know. 0.99

00:16:19.960 Some fucking rock dude. 1.00

00:16:21.560 I don't fucking know. 1.00

00:16:22.720 Dude, I just saw. 0.98

00:16:23.840 I opened up Instagram and I saw Owen Benjamin posted something.

00:16:28.060 So there's a guy that's on like the oversight committee for whatever. 1.00

00:16:32.120 I think for Doge, he's fucking blind. 0.99

00:16:35.000 And I just thought it was so. 1.00

00:16:36.380 Oh, he's not.

00:16:37.160 He's not Doge.

00:16:37.880 He works for an NGO for government oversight.

00:16:39.680 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:16:40.120 He was the guy from the top of the rock star.

00:16:42.200 He's blind. 0.98

00:16:42.900 He's evil daredevil. 1.00

00:16:45.000 His name is Hitler. 0.97

00:16:46.840 So his name is really close to Hitler.

00:16:48.860 He's a blind man named Hitler that was responsible for auditing the books of a government. 1.00

00:16:52.500 I mean, it's fucking. 1.00

00:16:53.200 It's unbelievable. 0.99

00:16:54.400 I just love it.

00:16:55.200 It's like he literally just like this is a comedy.

00:16:57.280 He said we live in a comedy.

00:16:58.800 I don't even know what to say about that.

00:17:02.520 I did not understand you about that.

00:17:03.480 There's a new drop.

00:17:04.140 There's a new drop.

00:17:05.060 No one asked you what to say about that.

00:17:06.840 We all get quiet and then you felt the need to say something.

00:17:11.340 We should do that.

00:17:12.220 Just every now and then just get quiet and leave pressure like he has to say something.

00:17:16.240 Oh, I love doing that.

00:17:17.540 That's what I was hoping earlier whenever we said something about he wants to do the show by himself.

00:17:22.600 And he started talking.

00:17:24.060 And I was hoping once he finished, none of us said anything.

00:17:26.360 We just kept going until he felt the need to keep going.

00:17:29.340 And then Clint ruined it.

00:17:30.400 And Clint started talking.

00:17:31.380 I do that to David all the time.

00:17:33.000 If there's any moment in our show where sometimes I'll be like, I have a question to ask, but I'm going to wait.

00:17:38.400 And then I wait and I'm like, one, two.

00:17:39.900 And he's already going. 0.67

00:17:40.980 Because I'm like, oh, he's a freak.

00:17:42.340 It's a funny fear that these guys have, right?

00:17:45.060 Like you feel like there can't be any empty space, Toad. 0.96

00:17:47.160 That's why you just fucking talk for 45 straight minutes on your other show? 0.98

00:17:50.820 Correct. 0.99

00:17:51.720 Yeah, I can't stop myself.

00:17:53.380 Toad, I feel like it's like criminal malpractice for you to be giving gambling advice to human beings.

00:17:59.580 Why?

00:17:59.940 If they followed me, they did well tonight.

00:18:02.020 Yeah, well, tonight.

00:18:05.000 Oh, man.

00:18:06.340 You just have a remarkable ability to not understand sports.

00:18:11.220 I feel like you don't understand sports.

00:18:13.520 I feel like you bet on them, but you don't understand them.

00:18:16.540 Does that make sense?

00:18:17.760 No.

00:18:19.500 I feel like he somehow gets off on this.

00:18:21.520 We need to address this.

00:18:22.780 We have to address this.

00:18:24.700 I've been posting these. 0.84

00:18:25.900 These are so goddamn funny. 0.83

00:18:27.340 I had a particularly evil idea last week of having our co-host, Mr. Toad, have his face 0.98

00:18:34.740 photoshopped into articles about pedophiles.

00:18:38.640 And you guys did not disappoint.

00:18:40.560 No.

00:18:40.800 He's now living in a storage container on the run.

00:18:44.120 Every one of these. 1.00

00:18:45.440 Every fucking one of these. 0.99

00:18:45.860 It's a good thing I deleted all my porn right after that episode. 1.00

00:18:48.240 It's crazy how much that fits.

00:18:53.560 Look how much that fits.

00:18:54.720 It's crazy.

00:18:55.960 I almost didn't even beat myself.

00:19:02.360 Austin police are searching for additional victims of an alleged child sex predator and 1.00

00:19:05.940 Toad's sitting there with his fucking... 1.00

00:19:07.880 With his sex predator... 1.00

00:19:09.240 With literally a sex... 0.99

00:19:10.520 What I think he would call the sex predator outfit. 0.96

00:19:13.240 For sure.

00:19:15.320 And then the Milk Sommelier hat.

00:19:16.660 Milk Sommelier man.

00:19:17.120 Milky titties.

00:19:18.300 Not creepy at all. 1.00

00:19:19.180 Creepy deemed violent sexual predator. 0.99

00:19:21.900 Sentenced for multiple jobs. 0.99

00:19:24.580 Oh, dude.

00:19:25.680 It's so good.

00:19:26.140 Every one of these.

00:19:26.860 I was getting sent...

00:19:27.700 I know Lainey sent me some.

00:19:28.380 Stephen Hawking.

00:19:29.900 Hawking.

00:19:30.300 Reharded sent me some.

00:19:31.100 There was a lot of people sent them to me.

00:19:32.620 There was one guy that was just posting them and tagging Toad and me. 0.91

00:19:36.260 Yeah, I was going to murder him.

00:19:39.560 This has been the worst week of my life. 0.90

00:19:41.940 This gives me my big idea for this week.

00:19:45.780 Hold on.

00:19:46.460 Hold on.

00:19:47.200 I do want to go to that.

00:19:48.280 But this is my big idea for this week.

00:19:50.320 And it's just a straight rip off of your mom's house.

00:19:52.400 Ruined Toad's life.

00:19:53.200 No, we're not ruining Toad's life this time.

00:19:55.480 I mean, our fans might.

00:19:56.460 Theoretically, they could.

00:19:57.360 But here's the idea.

00:19:58.200 I already had the police outside, man.

00:20:01.040 This is a straight rip off of your mom's house.

00:20:04.640 Please stop telling me.

00:20:06.060 I can't even tell that it's a drop.

00:20:08.460 It sounds like a beatboxing, man.

00:20:10.080 That's a new beat.

00:20:11.420 When you guys, when our listeners, the people listening right now in the chat, you guys 0.98

00:20:14.800 are fucking funny human beings. 0.89

00:20:16.240 What I'm asking of you is to do this. 0.99

00:20:18.000 When you go to a fast food drive-thru, I want you to video your order. 0.99

00:20:22.440 And I want you to throw in a skip the pussy or whatever. 1.00

00:20:26.500 Any catchphrase. 0.99

00:20:28.120 Well, maybe not that.

00:20:29.780 Maybe not that.

00:20:30.340 Tell me a catchphrase.

00:20:31.160 It's specifically from us. 0.97

00:20:34.020 Yell nigger at him. 1.00

00:20:35.740 Oh, nigger alert! 1.00

00:20:37.820 We want you to go yell nigger at your inner city Burger King drive-thru window and videotape 1.00

00:20:46.200 it for us. 0.99

00:20:47.360 Go to the closest church's chicken and cause a riot, please. 0.98

00:20:52.260 If you live by a Martin Luther King boulevard.

00:20:55.800 You can go to Popeye's.

00:20:57.000 We'll give you a free t-shirt if you do it, okay?

00:21:00.540 If you survive, you get a t-shirt. 0.98

00:21:03.100 If you smell fabuloso, just yell nigger and let us know what happens. 1.00

00:21:08.320 Yeah, and your shirt can say, I survived a nigger fight. 1.00

00:21:10.680 I just think it would be great if you're like, I want two Big Macs, medium fry, skip 1.00

00:21:15.720 the pussy, you know, like, and just keep moving. 1.00

00:21:19.140 Keep it moving. 1.00

00:21:19.680 Like, it would be funny.

00:21:20.980 It'd be very funny.

00:21:21.320 It'd be like, I'll take a Whopper, fries, beans in the dildo, and maybe a Coke.

00:21:27.600 If you, all right, this is what you do. 1.00

00:21:29.580 Thanks, nigger. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Here's what you do. 0.99

00:21:32.660 You go to the drive-thru. 1.00

00:21:34.080 I'll have a couple of faggots. 1.00

00:21:35.680 You go to the drive-thru, and when you're ready to pay, you're recording yourself, and 1.00

00:21:41.400 you go to give them the card, and then you pull it back, and you go, I've had a grand

00:21:45.140 mal seizure.

00:21:46.460 And then just wait, and then give them the card.

00:21:49.880 That's, I just want.

00:21:52.120 Oh, my God.

00:21:52.920 Do we have the congressman who, like, glitched out, dude?

00:21:56.000 Do that to somebody.

00:21:57.240 Like, you just stop and stare at them.

00:21:59.460 Oh, if you just, dude, if you just sit there and freeze for, like, 30 seconds, that'd 0.81

00:22:03.080 be fucking awesome.

00:22:05.280 It's like, will that complete your order? 0.99

00:22:07.740 No, I lied to the people.

00:22:09.520 I'll just think of that.

00:22:10.460 Just sit right here.

00:22:11.640 It's got to be something that if people, like, look up what you say, though, it'll bring

00:22:15.280 them to Tower Gang, right?

00:22:16.640 That's the idea. 1.00

00:22:17.260 If you do I lie to the people, skip the pussy, beans in the dildo, anything like that. 1.00

00:22:23.680 Thank you. 1.00

00:22:23.940 This is so bad.

00:22:24.920 We have a spreadsheet again, and there's so many things on it.

00:22:28.180 All right.

00:22:29.180 Let's turn up the volume.

00:22:30.440 Is going to speak up.

00:22:34.400 Is that his sound?

00:22:36.320 Did he make that sound?

00:22:37.740 Yeah.

00:22:38.800 And challenge us.

00:22:41.340 What's the going, dude?

00:22:43.580 What did he do? 0.99

00:22:44.620 Did he shit himself? 0.99

00:22:45.640 He's locked in, dude. 0.99

00:22:46.560 He's trying to swallow his tongue.

00:22:50.100 He starts to take these really pronounced swallows.

00:22:55.480 I love how everyone is just there, and they're kind of, like, taking him serious.

00:22:59.120 No, he's having a stroke.

00:23:00.760 Here, pause it real quick.

00:23:02.860 The thing is, like, everybody there is old, and, like, all the staffers are, like, they

00:23:08.440 understand.

00:23:09.420 They're, like, that's just what old people do. 1.00

00:23:11.440 That's just what they do.

00:23:12.440 Just give him a minute.

00:23:13.920 Just give him a minute.

00:23:14.500 We'll fix it in post. 0.99

00:23:15.360 If an old person's mouth starts, like, fucking up like that, either they're choking on a Werther's 1.00

00:23:20.440 or they're having a stroke. 0.99

00:23:21.900 It's one of those two things.

00:23:23.320 Listen to the tone shift.

00:23:25.620 Congressman Ron Christensen.

00:23:26.300 Oh, no!

00:23:27.580 This is a medical incident, and it was broadcast live.

00:23:31.040 The 85-year-old physician was taking questions on his live-streaming YouTube channel when he

00:23:35.960 started flirting speech and talking gibberish.

00:23:39.020 This is the guy you want to audit the Fed. 1.00

00:23:41.120 They're all fucking retarded. 1.00

00:23:42.520 His guest was in complete shock. 1.00

00:23:44.460 Oh, God.

00:23:45.280 Dr. Paul?

00:23:45.860 Dude, I sound like Ron Paul did.

00:23:48.820 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:23:49.600 That's so fucked, but it's hilarious, dude. 0.99

00:23:51.380 We like to rag on Michael Malice, but I will say that was one of his better moments where 1.00

00:23:54.760 he did... 0.96

00:23:55.480 I forget what he did, but everyone got so fucking mad. 0.90

00:23:57.580 Oh, it was some tweet. 0.94

00:23:58.540 I can't remember exactly what it was.

00:23:59.540 It was funny, though.

00:24:00.840 Yeah.

00:24:01.200 I'm pretty sure Daniel McAdam still hates him for it.

00:24:04.180 I thought it was funny.

00:24:05.780 Yeah, I thought it was funny.

00:24:06.640 I mean, I love Ron Paul, but, you know...

00:24:08.400 Look at what Ron Paul has from that.

00:24:09.960 Look at how uncomfortable Clint is.

00:24:11.220 Now, listen, if you really want to be offensive, we're the most offensive podcast in the world.

00:24:14.960 I respect Ron Paul more than anybody, but the fact that we couldn't riff off of that

00:24:19.580 is going to be a blemish on Tower Gang's history.

00:24:22.440 I'll say it right now.

00:24:23.680 Shame on all of you.

00:24:25.260 Where's the rips?

00:24:26.000 We're ripping right now.

00:24:26.920 I don't remember. 1.00

00:24:28.060 Yeah, riff, you piece of shit. 1.00

00:24:29.740 Riff, Clint. 1.00

00:24:31.300 Riff on it. 1.00

00:24:32.540 Riff some fucking piece of shit. 1.00

00:24:34.660 Did you hear the question, Senator, run for re-election in 2026? 1.00

00:24:37.940 The craziest thing is it happened multiple times with McConnell.

00:24:40.780 Turtle.

00:24:41.680 Turtle.

00:24:42.540 All right, I'm sorry, you all.

00:24:43.460 We're going to need a minute.

00:24:44.760 Look at him just froze down.

00:24:46.220 She can't even get him to let go of the podium.

00:24:50.040 He's just got a W rip on it. 0.69

00:24:51.600 He's like, I make a poop.

00:24:54.300 I make a poop.

00:24:55.720 Turtle.

00:24:56.360 Oh, man.

00:24:57.040 Dude, it's so funny because the only thing that ever goes through is that turtle.

00:25:00.260 I think Mitch McConnell has, what, like four of those videos like that?

00:25:04.980 He has like a lot.

00:25:06.220 We should just watch old people stroking out. 1.00

00:25:09.840 Like a segment on the show stroking out whenever somebody does that.

00:25:14.180 That is not.

00:25:15.620 Stroking out with Toad.

00:25:17.000 Dude, I wish I had a video of me doing it.

00:25:20.960 I bet you there's some videos of you stroking online.

00:25:23.480 Of him having a stroke.

00:25:24.380 We would watch that every single week.

00:25:25.680 But the stroke. 0.95

00:25:26.100 You guys, you remember the episode of fucking Reed's show? 0.98

00:25:30.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.96

00:25:31.420 That one guy that, yeah, that one that.

00:25:32.940 Were you watching it live?

00:25:34.700 No.

00:25:35.140 No, I didn't watch Reed's show. 0.99

00:25:36.520 I was watching it live and re-deleted it like a fucking re-tune. 0.91

00:25:40.020 But the guy literally, he does a backflip. 0.95

00:25:42.440 You ever seen the Rockets Stone Cold Stunnered? 0.99

00:25:44.580 And he does the fucking, like that. 0.99

00:25:46.360 And he flips and his legs hit off the ropes. 1.00

00:25:48.340 This is what this nigga did. 1.00

00:25:49.440 He was looking at, like, Reed's talking about some gay libertarian shit. 1.00

00:25:52.700 And then he goes like this. 1.00

00:25:53.360 He goes. 1.00

00:25:54.580 Well, talking about libertarian shit should make you have a seizure, to be honest. 0.99

00:25:57.900 He just looks up in the side of the room and he's like, for a minute. 1.00

00:26:00.900 And Reed's kind of like, are you still with me or something?

00:26:04.620 And then the dude just does a backflip off his couch. 0.98

00:26:09.840 And you see his, like, leg fucking spurging. 0.95

00:26:12.060 And Reed's like, oh, boy. 0.99

00:26:14.660 He's very athletic.

00:26:16.620 To be fair, Reed did try to contact people that were close to him or whatever.

00:26:20.580 It turns out it was actually not that sad of a story. 0.99

00:26:24.020 The guy deserved to die. 0.89

00:26:26.440 Well, he didn't die because he yelled at you for, like, drawing him with a mustache. 1.00

00:26:30.060 But he did deserve to die, like, moral of the story.

00:26:33.540 Yeah, we shouldn't have texted anybody. 0.94

00:26:35.760 I've been worried about.

00:26:36.580 Anyway, yeah, we need to watch more people stroking out. 1.00

00:26:38.540 That's so much fun, dude.

00:26:40.540 Well, so my stroke, you wouldn't have seen much happen.

00:26:43.100 But my seizure would have been crazy.

00:26:46.240 I don't like that at all.

00:26:47.440 I don't like that.

00:26:48.760 I don't like that either. 1.00

00:26:50.020 That's a fucking nightmare. 0.99

00:26:52.400 Is that George Floyd? 1.00

00:26:53.860 That's a fucking nightmare. 1.00

00:26:55.520 You got to stop playing that. 1.00

00:26:56.900 That's a moon ship, baby. 0.99

00:26:58.240 That's a moon cricket, doggy.

00:26:59.800 That's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my entire life.

00:27:02.120 I don't know why that bothered me so much.

00:27:04.920 I can tell why he bothered you.

00:27:06.480 It was black.

00:27:07.460 Yeah.

00:27:08.140 You think that there's really people like that?

00:27:10.620 Like, because honestly, I think it was, I don't know if it was AI. 1.00

00:27:14.340 Like, look at this shit. 1.00

00:27:15.300 I don't know if it was AI. 1.00

00:27:17.160 But black people be like this. 1.00

00:27:18.760 Black people be like this. 1.00

00:27:20.100 Black people be being like this sometimes. 1.00

00:27:23.920 She's from the Congo. 1.00

00:27:25.280 Yo, black people be having shit like this. 1.00

00:27:26.980 If Liz really loves you, when you're about to finish, that's what she'll look like. 1.00

00:27:32.760 Dude, if I had that much nut. 0.91

00:27:34.820 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:27:36.460 I think this chick would give a better blowjob than Liz. 1.00

00:27:40.980 I think she looked better before. 1.00

00:27:42.920 At what point do you, she did look better before.

00:27:44.360 At what point do you go, this tumor on my face has gotten out of control?

00:27:47.560 Like 75 pounds ago? 1.00

00:27:52.740 Dude, her teeth are in the fucking tumor. 1.00

00:27:55.080 How did she hold up that tumor with that weak-ass neck? 1.00

00:27:58.980 Actually, that's a good point. 0.98

00:28:00.100 How was she eating?

00:28:00.120 What, was she taking all her food intravenously? 0.76

00:28:02.560 God, this is awful to look at.

00:28:04.440 Oh.

00:28:05.160 That bums me out.

00:28:06.060 She looks like a pelican. 1.00

00:28:07.000 Fucked up, right? 1.00

00:28:09.100 She aborted that chin, dude. 1.00

00:28:10.120 She looks like a pelican. 1.00

00:28:11.780 She looks like a pelican. 1.00

00:28:13.360 Dude, it looks like she had ovaries in her jaw and got pregnant. 1.00

00:28:17.080 She aborted that chin. 0.99

00:28:19.700 Man.

00:28:20.600 All right, all right.

00:28:21.180 Six for me.

00:28:22.780 Oh, number six, baby.

00:28:23.940 Number six.

00:28:25.640 Number six.

00:28:26.940 All right.

00:28:27.300 So a teenager who got his teacher pregnant when he was 13 claims he was the one who instigated the relationship and is calling for her charges to be dropped.

00:28:35.740 New Jersey teacher Laura Caron was arrested for raping a male child for years, allegedly starting around the time the boy was 11.

00:28:42.160 The relationship began when Caron was about 26 years old and allegedly went on for at least four years, from 11 to 15. 0.97

00:28:50.280 She's like, at 16, she's like, this nigga too old. 1.00

00:28:52.760 All right. 0.74

00:28:52.960 They need to drop all charges.

00:28:54.620 I wasn't groomed or raped or manipulated by her.

00:28:56.580 She never initiated anything.

00:28:57.760 I started everything.

00:28:59.980 At 11, he was like, what's up, sweet?

00:29:03.100 It was all me.

00:29:04.380 Yeah.

00:29:04.600 Dude.

00:29:05.380 Amazing.

00:29:06.180 Great. 0.99

00:29:07.220 Fifth fucking great. 0.99

00:29:08.760 Dude, the kid is also black, so he's going to get a head start. 1.00

00:29:12.440 Look at those abs. 0.95

00:29:13.840 Look at those abs, though.

00:29:14.680 I mean, like, yeah.

00:29:15.780 Look at this.

00:29:16.240 It's out of the box like that.

00:29:19.520 They're not going to show his face?

00:29:20.660 They always look so bad in the jumpsuit.

00:29:23.180 I guess there's no makeup or whatever in jail.

00:29:25.300 But, like, they're always just like banging.

00:29:26.900 Bro, with makeup on?

00:29:27.840 With makeup on, she'd be cute. 1.00

00:29:29.000 I don't think she looks that bad.

00:29:30.600 Yeah, she's a six with makeup, for sure. 1.00

00:29:32.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:33.000 No, she's pretty banging for a teacher. 1.00

00:29:34.820 Yeah.

00:29:35.120 Yeah.

00:29:35.680 Solid.

00:29:38.340 Wow.

00:29:38.740 I mean, his riz at 11 is crazy.

00:29:40.320 Yeah, that is a wild.

00:29:41.160 At 11?

00:29:41.860 At 11?

00:29:42.700 Yo, his riz at 11 was at 11.

00:29:45.260 I've never seen anything like it.

00:29:46.200 Do you think, like, he was trying to do that to all his teachers? 0.93

00:29:50.620 Yeah, he's black. 1.00

00:29:52.740 It's just ingrained in them to rape. 1.00

00:29:54.740 To fuck. 1.00

00:29:56.560 It wasn't raping her, dude. 1.00

00:29:58.060 They have to participate in rape of some sort. 0.99

00:30:00.220 But they're attracted to rape. 1.00

00:30:01.460 Yeah, it's the rape thing. 0.88

00:30:03.220 They're attracted to rape in general. 1.00

00:30:05.480 He just had to do it. 0.99

00:30:06.640 It's like, I'm going to impregnate this chick. 1.00

00:30:08.480 I'm going to rapes. 1.00

00:30:09.640 So, yeah. 1.00

00:30:10.220 So, their thesis is that up until 18, black men are just getting raped. 1.00

00:30:15.160 And then as soon as they turn 18, they start to rape. 1.00

00:30:17.600 Did he knock her up? 0.98

00:30:18.500 Right.

00:30:19.700 But at what point did they cross the rape line? 0.62

00:30:22.280 Oh, he did knock her up?

00:30:23.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:23.780 At fucking 13 years old, he got that chick pregnant. 1.00

00:30:26.000 Fucking dope. 1.00

00:30:26.500 Wow. 1.00

00:30:26.960 Yeah, I told you.

00:30:27.640 He's going to be one of the youngest black people to ever leave their children.

00:30:31.020 But you've got to keep in mind, too.

00:30:32.140 It took years to build that case.

00:30:34.000 So, she looks.

00:30:35.220 I mean, what did she look there?

00:30:36.100 30?

00:30:37.560 Yeah.

00:30:37.840 So, she was 28. 0.99

00:30:40.100 She'd been fucking him for five years. 1.00

00:30:41.640 That puts her at 24, 23 years old. 1.00

00:30:44.080 Drop the charges. 1.00

00:30:44.840 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:30:45.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:46.360 Especially if she was hot. 1.00

00:30:50.500 I just, I honestly think, like, well, 11 is insane.

00:30:54.220 I mean, in fairness.

00:30:56.220 If she's hot, then let her go free. 1.00

00:30:58.920 If she's ugly, lock her up. 1.00

00:31:00.420 Think about it this way, though. 0.99

00:31:01.240 At 11 years old, that kid is already almost full-blown, like, full-grown super predator. 0.96

00:31:06.860 Yeah, I had, like, no dick game at 11. 0.96

00:31:10.020 None. 0.98

00:31:10.420 Yeah.

00:31:11.180 100%.

00:31:11.540 The kid should be put in jail.

00:31:13.580 I don't know why we're putting this nice white lady in jail. 1.00

00:31:15.880 I agree.

00:31:16.720 We should put him in juvenile detention for that. 1.00

00:31:18.640 Think about what kind of a fucking monster you've got to be at 11 years old. 1.00

00:31:21.740 And then you have to, like, be in school with these other kids that are just doing regular shit. 1.00

00:31:24.900 You know what we used to do when they fucked our women? 1.00

00:31:26.820 You know what we used to do? 1.00

00:31:28.340 Trees.

00:31:28.640 Hang them. 0.92

00:31:29.380 With trees. 1.00

00:31:29.640 Tell them.

00:31:30.620 Lynch them. 0.99

00:31:31.300 Black don't crack. 0.99

00:31:35.740 At 11, he was a menace to society. 0.99

00:31:38.860 No, seriously, though.

00:31:39.560 That kid would be, by the way, if this was 1945, that kid would have been lynched.

00:31:43.340 Yeah, he'd be hanging from a tree.

00:31:43.840 For sure.

00:31:44.380 For sure.

00:31:44.940 Oh, yeah.

00:31:45.260 I mean, like.

00:31:47.500 Yeah, that was Dayquil. 0.98

00:31:49.040 Even the children's be raping our teachers. 1.00

00:31:51.040 This is how you deal with fucking black people, all right? 1.00

00:31:56.100 We need to take some lessons, and honestly, he should come on the show. 1.00

00:32:03.300 John Rocker is fucking yoked. 0.99

00:32:06.060 Look at this dude. 1.00

00:32:07.460 Look at the size of his neck.

00:32:09.360 If this actually went to blows, he would have destroyed a whole scene.

00:32:13.620 Watch what he does.

00:32:14.800 Look, look, look, look.

00:32:16.900 Black dude thinks about it. 0.99

00:32:18.320 Elizabeth is the worst when it comes to blows, by the way. 1.00

00:32:21.040 Black dude there thinks about it, and then he's looking at, now he's looking at this 0.96

00:32:26.040 dude, and watch how he reacts.

00:32:28.720 He's like, you know what?

00:32:32.540 Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

00:32:33.840 He don't want to fight.

00:32:35.320 Never wanted to fight once he'd seen him walking up.

00:32:38.220 Look at him. 1.00

00:32:38.700 What a fucking brute, dude. 1.00

00:32:40.960 Fucking tosses him. 1.00

00:32:42.160 Like, hits him in the foot, too. 1.00

00:32:43.960 He throws a strike.

00:32:44.620 Holmes is older, too, right?

00:32:45.580 He's older than rocker. 1.00

00:32:46.820 That's a fucking. 1.00

00:32:47.480 That's a fucking. 1.00

00:32:47.560 That's a big dude. 1.00

00:32:48.860 A strike at his foot.

00:32:49.840 Look at it. 1.00

00:32:50.140 Look at the fucking accuracy, dog. 1.00

00:32:52.140 Back foot slider, watch it. 1.00

00:32:53.400 Through it, through the legs.

00:32:55.080 Bang, hits him in the foot. 0.76

00:32:56.100 God, I love John Rocker, man.

00:32:57.140 That's an immense, incredible aim.

00:32:59.940 I love that he follows me. 0.98

00:33:03.760 What a fucking cool guy. 0.99

00:33:04.860 Dude, yeah, they're going to fight each other. 1.00

00:33:07.480 Hell yeah.

00:33:08.260 It's pretty cool that John.

00:33:09.640 It's just, I just think it's neat that John Rocker is still on steroids.

00:33:12.100 Like, that's cool.

00:33:12.900 Oh, it's big-time steroids. 1.00

00:33:14.060 Yeah, cool as fuck, dude. 1.00

00:33:15.060 Huge, dude. 0.99

00:33:15.840 Like, his shoulder bone shots.

00:33:16.100 That is crazy.

00:33:17.500 Dude, we should talk about booty bongos. 1.00

00:33:20.500 What?

00:33:21.240 Booty bongos. 0.79

00:33:21.880 Next topic.

00:33:22.400 Let's go.

00:33:22.960 Give a number.

00:33:24.480 Seven.

00:33:25.760 I don't think I saw this.

00:33:26.620 I don't know.

00:33:27.060 Booty bongos. 0.99

00:33:27.780 Big balls gets a good job. 0.99

00:33:30.460 Close enough. 0.99

00:33:32.620 Big enough. 1.00

00:33:33.640 Fuck it. 1.00

00:33:34.160 Booty bongos. 1.00

00:33:34.740 Oh, man.

00:33:35.040 Booty bongos. 0.79

00:33:35.380 Oh, right, right, right, right.

00:33:36.580 This is some weird-

00:33:38.800 I'm trying to look for it.

00:33:39.820 I can't maybe tell her.

00:33:40.980 Where did it go?

00:33:41.360 I have the sheet up.

00:33:42.260 What are we talking about?

00:33:42.800 Here it is.

00:33:42.980 Here it is.

00:33:43.260 Well, my bad.

00:33:44.320 I'll do better next time, and I'll refer to it to this.

00:33:45.580 Is this some reality show?

00:33:46.860 What is this show?

00:33:47.500 Yes, but watch it.

00:33:47.960 Watch it, though.

00:33:48.800 This is-

00:33:49.720 Give me the wings, how are you?

00:33:51.860 Oh, it's Italian.

00:33:53.340 No, it's-

00:33:53.940 Oh, I was hoping you could translate. 1.00

00:33:57.860 That's his bitch, basically. 1.00

00:33:59.200 Oh, here, pause it. 1.00

00:33:59.840 This is their version of temptation island, man.

00:34:03.500 Jose, I was hoping, I was one of the top to guess

00:34:05.900 what was going on here before, but, I mean, he already gave it up.

00:34:09.180 It looks like The Bachelor. 0.94

00:34:10.420 A scene of The Bachelor or some shit like that? 0.96

00:34:12.160 Yeah, it's something like that. 0.54

00:34:12.900 It's La Isla de las Tentaciones, which is-

00:34:16.040 Six.

00:34:16.780 Thank you for tearing that up, Toad.

00:34:19.480 It's Temptation Island.

00:34:20.140 Yeah.

00:34:20.700 Temptation Island, six, yeah.

00:34:22.720 Your colors.

00:34:23.680 Wednesday.

00:34:24.000 What is Spanish?

00:34:25.160 Wednesday at 10 p.m.

00:34:28.280 Tonta, yaya, atza.

00:34:30.120 Toma, cuatro.

00:34:33.060 Oh, he's mad.

00:34:34.320 Is that happening live?

00:34:35.300 Is that happening live?

00:34:36.760 Yeah, I think so.

00:34:38.200 Well, I think it's recording of the booty stuff.

00:34:41.120 He puts his hair in the water. 0.99

00:34:43.200 He fucking- 0.99

00:34:44.480 The booty bongos is the best part, though. 1.00

00:34:46.700 That's his bra.

00:34:47.960 Dude, it makes more sense now watching it that, like, it's-

00:34:50.980 Can you mute it, Tyler?

00:34:53.800 So, all the memes were of the, like, the, uh, have you seen, like, the-

00:34:57.980 The pictures of, like, a wolf. 0.99

00:34:59.120 Can you imagine your bitch getting booty bongoed? 1.00

00:35:01.160 Dude, I'd be mad if my bitch was with a black guy. 1.00

00:35:04.400 He played, like, a Spanish beat on her ass, too. 1.00

00:35:06.020 He goes, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. 1.00

00:35:07.120 I guess he's listening now.

00:35:08.420 I don't know.

00:35:08.520 And I was like, at first, it didn't make sense.

00:35:09.980 But now that you're watching, it's like, oh, this is a Spanish show.

00:35:12.040 Of course.

00:35:12.420 Look at how dramatic he is.

00:35:13.680 Get dramatical.

00:35:14.640 Ay, papi. 0.99

00:35:15.480 Yeah, it's like, um, because they have those fucking- 1.00

00:35:17.460 What's the novella? 0.98

00:35:18.660 Uh, what are those Spanish soap operas called again?

00:35:21.260 They're called novellas.

00:35:22.200 This is-

00:35:22.520 Yeah, they're all over-dramatized. 0.99

00:35:24.660 It is over if another nigga is playing bongos on your booty. 1.00

00:35:27.960 Dude, that's so many good tweets. 0.98

00:35:29.440 Like, people are like, man, I go full Joker. 1.00

00:35:31.280 If I see a video of somebody playing bongos on my bitch's booty. 1.00

00:35:36.100 It's over, dude. 0.99

00:35:36.960 What makes this particularly horrific is that she knows that he's going to see this, right?

00:35:41.620 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:35:42.620 Yeah, it's right there, yeah. 1.00

00:35:44.040 So, she's just the biggest piece of shit on the planet. 1.00

00:35:46.740 I would kill everybody involved. 1.00

00:35:48.300 I'd kill the entire production staff. 1.00

00:35:50.840 Just come back with a gun. 1.00

00:35:51.840 I'd kill the production staff. 1.00

00:35:53.500 I'd kill all of the guys sitting around me. 1.00

00:35:55.160 Then I'd find her in the jacuzzi. 1.00

00:35:56.500 I'd kill the booty bongo guy. 1.00

00:35:57.680 Why would you be mad? 1.00

00:35:58.840 You made me do this!

00:36:00.200 You made me do this!

00:36:01.280 I'd take her home. 1.00

00:36:02.100 I'd kill her entire family while she has to watch. 1.00

00:36:04.020 Then I'd fucking finish it with her. 1.00

00:36:05.280 And then I find out everybody that watched the clip online killed them. 1.00

00:36:09.520 I had to kill a billion people. 1.00

00:36:11.020 Not to fuck YouTube. 1.00

00:36:13.260 After you kill her, you kind of- 1.00

00:36:15.560 You go, bo-do-do-do-do-do-do. 1.00

00:36:16.740 Right on her ass. 1.00

00:36:17.680 That's how it feels, bitch. 1.00

00:36:18.840 I have to reclaim the bongo. 0.99

00:36:21.660 Yeah, and then as we're going to order sets and they become snares.

00:36:25.240 Because it's like-

00:36:26.900 I don't know.

00:36:27.400 Why would I be mad?

00:36:28.580 Why would I be mad?

00:36:30.140 Yes.

00:36:31.000 Why would I be mad?

00:36:32.520 Here's the thing.

00:36:33.080 Here's the thing.

00:36:33.780 If your girl's just cheating on you regular and then you find out, 0.61

00:36:37.700 that's worse than this because she's at least telling you.

00:36:41.700 She's telling you that she's cheating. 1.00

00:36:43.220 Why would you even be mad?

00:36:44.080 It's like, this is the worst thing anyone could do.

00:36:45.600 I mean, no.

00:36:46.400 Yeah, this is the worst.

00:36:47.640 So just so we understand this clearly, Todd,

00:36:50.240 if your wife cheated on you right in front of you, 1.00

00:36:53.700 you'd be thrilled?

00:36:55.580 No, but I'd be glad because it's like she's telling you.

00:36:59.260 So there is no more emotion there.

00:37:00.920 I no longer have-

00:37:01.840 The next time you talk about him like that, 1.00

00:37:02.860 I'm going to fucking cut you. 1.00

00:37:04.540 And you- 1.00

00:37:05.220 And I'll do it, baby.

00:37:06.520 Same guy.

00:37:07.620 Wait, wait, wait.

00:37:08.300 Hold on, hold on.

00:37:08.820 You're saying you would feel no-

00:37:10.600 If you saw your wife in the pool, 1.00

00:37:13.140 another man just goes right on her butt. 1.00

00:37:14.920 What if Todd is booty bongoing your wife? 1.00

00:37:17.480 You're thinking about, you're mad-

00:37:20.000 It's not my style, man.

00:37:21.900 Here's what you're mad about, Clint.

00:37:23.220 You're mad about the confrontation

00:37:24.600 that you're going to have with this person after, right?

00:37:27.820 No.

00:37:28.460 Your heart broke it.

00:37:29.280 It's pretty much the booty bongo thing, really.

00:37:31.660 No, no, no.

00:37:32.620 When you confront your girlfriend for cheating on you,

00:37:35.620 you're mad because there's an emotion of like,

00:37:38.080 like something is tied.

00:37:39.880 And like, maybe you could even try to work it out.

00:37:42.700 After seeing that, that's what I'm saying.

00:37:44.140 Like, this is so done.

00:37:45.500 You're saying it's just like a-

00:37:47.100 It's ripping the band-aid off.

00:37:48.740 It's over, yeah.

00:37:49.620 I normally would agree. 1.00

00:37:50.340 I'm dead inside to this bitch. 1.00

00:37:51.880 Like, that's like a- 1.00

00:37:52.880 I normally would agree,

00:37:53.500 but a booty bongo is such another level of disrespect.

00:37:56.240 Especially the way you're going to get caught for it.

00:37:58.400 And live, like, you know he's going to see-

00:38:01.400 Put it up later.

00:38:02.540 I think like if it was just her-

00:38:04.880 I think if it was just her making out with them,

00:38:07.020 I think I would kind of-

00:38:08.160 It's a little-

00:38:08.940 Like, I don't know if I agree with you fully,

00:38:10.060 but I kind of understand where you're coming from.

00:38:12.380 Booty bongo, over the top.

00:38:13.860 Like, it's immediately, it's a separate tier.

00:38:15.860 Like, I could see-

00:38:16.420 Actually, I disagree.

00:38:17.420 I think that the kissing is worse than the bongoing.

00:38:20.540 No way.

00:38:21.480 No way.

00:38:22.100 No way.

00:38:22.560 No way.

00:38:23.500 I feel kissing is so much-

00:38:24.660 Which would you be more likely to forgive your girlfriend for doing?

00:38:29.100 Actually, maybe Clint is right.

00:38:32.600 Clint might be right, because if you walk down the street-

00:38:34.700 Kissing, honestly.

00:38:35.500 Completely kissing, too.

00:38:36.880 I'd like to stand on my own. 0.95

00:38:37.560 My wife's in such a horrid situation where someone's slapping her booty like that. 1.00

00:38:41.860 Like, I could understand a somehow accidentally-

00:38:44.860 Well, not accidentally, but like, you kid, and then you're like, oh, okay.

00:38:47.780 But like, if you're already literally in his lap-

00:38:49.860 It takes way less effort- 0.99

00:38:54.160 If Toad backs up my opinion when it comes to relationship shit, then immediately I'm wrong. 1.00

00:38:58.480 It takes way less effort to slap a chick in the ass than it does to make out- 1.00

00:39:02.160 We have three married men on one side with children. 1.00

00:39:05.560 It's not slapping a chick in the ass. 1.00

00:39:07.080 It's her on top of you. 1.00

00:39:08.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:08.920 Like, her pit tits are in your face, and then you're just going, while I'm here, I'm going 1.00

00:39:12.960 to play with her ass, too, and do bongos with it. 1.00

00:39:15.380 Totally. 1.00

00:39:15.740 Like, it's so much easier to kiss somebody.

00:39:18.240 It just makes the entire act more disrespectful, I guess I would say. 0.98

00:39:21.760 She's also spread eagle on him, which is like a sexual position. 0.81

00:39:25.460 What if he slipped a finger in there? 0.97

00:39:27.940 It's not what if.

00:39:28.940 It's what your girl is showing.

00:39:31.180 She's showing, like, the willingness to-

00:39:33.640 Oh, it's so over.

00:39:35.280 It's so over.

00:39:36.500 It's as if you've never even known each other.

00:39:38.980 There's, like, three levels to this.

00:39:40.980 It's, like, the level one is, like, kissing him.

00:39:44.260 Level two is booty bongos. 0.91

00:39:45.400 Level three is, like, nut on her face. 0.99

00:39:47.720 Like, that is, like, basically-

00:39:48.960 Nut on her back, right, Cole?

00:39:50.440 What?

00:39:51.220 Nut on her back? 1.00

00:39:52.480 That's below kissing.

00:39:56.620 That's just, like, I've got to get rid of this somewhere. 0.58

00:39:58.660 Like, I could put it in the trash, but I'll put it on her back. 1.00

00:40:01.360 But if you see your bitch get nut on in the face, and you see a video of that from 1.00

00:40:05.180 another dude, like, it's passed over. 1.00

00:40:08.520 Like, it never even started.

00:40:11.920 Yeah.

00:40:12.240 You're, like, I want to go get a lobotomy so I can just get rid of the memories of

00:40:16.280 ever having known you. 0.99

00:40:17.320 Yeah, it's, like, I don't even want to kill you.

00:40:18.880 I just, I want to just forget that you ever existed.

00:40:24.080 All right.

00:40:25.300 Lainey in it?

00:40:27.180 Ooh.

00:40:28.160 That's a little early for Lainey, is it not?

00:40:30.140 I'm feeling it, though. 0.99

00:40:31.020 I need to vibe shit. 0.98

00:40:31.680 It is a little early. 0.99

00:40:32.560 I had something I had just sent to Tyler.

00:40:34.340 I know it's probably not going to be on the thing yet.

00:40:35.380 Well, here, if we could run, all right, all right, if we could run nine, run nine for

00:40:41.020 me, Tyler, please.

00:40:43.040 This is pretty fucking awesome. 0.72

00:40:44.280 Oh, that's, yeah, I like that. 0.90

00:40:45.340 What is this?

00:40:45.760 I like what that says right there.

00:40:48.220 Yeah.

00:40:48.920 That's what it says.

00:40:50.400 I can't find anything.

00:40:51.340 I don't know which one we're doing.

00:40:52.640 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:40:52.900 I can't find anything in this spreadsheet.

00:40:54.500 It's so many, so many things.

00:40:55.660 There's just too much stuff.

00:40:56.720 Yeah, we have so much content.

00:40:58.360 Oh, yeah, this.

00:40:59.400 It's funny, I actually covered this seriously on my morning show today.

00:41:02.540 All right, so, teacher had sexual relationship with special needs student, asked him to bring 0.98

00:41:09.260 a gun to school to shoot Kali. 0.99

00:41:11.640 But wait, there's more. 1.00

00:41:13.460 How much is this bitch's face? 1.00

00:41:14.860 I mean, amazing. 1.00

00:41:15.380 Is it a black kid?

00:41:16.460 Is it a black kid? 0.92

00:41:17.520 It's gotta be. 0.82

00:41:18.180 I want to add something to this.

00:41:19.740 I don't think we're going to find out.

00:41:20.800 I want to add something to this.

00:41:21.920 So, yes.

00:41:22.460 I've read this already. 1.00

00:41:23.540 This bitch's name is Imagine. 1.00

00:41:26.000 No. 1.00

00:41:26.940 How is it spelled?

00:41:27.760 How is it spelled?

00:41:28.240 I am AG.

00:41:30.180 I literally read this, and then I had to do a double take because I was confused because

00:41:34.220 I thought they were saying to imagine, and I was like, that doesn't make sense here. 1.00

00:41:37.340 Imagine if a bitch had sex with a special needs kid and asked him to bring. 1.00

00:41:40.720 Imagine KU or a parapro... 1.00

00:41:42.540 That's how I read it in my head.

00:41:44.320 No, this is an anagram.

00:41:46.140 This is an anagram for something like with George Floyd's teacher.

00:41:50.340 Do you remember that? 0.99

00:41:51.440 What the fuck was her name? 0.99

00:41:52.760 Is that what you're saying? 1.00

00:41:53.740 An anagram.

00:41:54.720 Like, if you read the letters, it spells something.

00:41:56.820 It goes both ways.

00:41:57.800 What is it, paraprofessional? 0.99

00:41:59.020 What the fuck's that? 1.00

00:42:00.040 She works with retarded people, Clint. 1.00

00:42:01.960 She fucking, what, leads paramilitary groups or something? 1.00

00:42:04.940 No, it means she teaches retarded children. 1.00

00:42:08.140 She's a freedom fighter. 1.00

00:42:09.820 Legitimately, her trying to get a kid to bring a gun to shoot people out of school makes me think she's like CIA. 0.96

00:42:14.900 That's what a paraprofessional is, dude.

00:42:18.220 You know what you should have done if he's a super Chad, though? 1.00

00:42:20.540 He should go, he should fuck the teacher, and then he should turn her in. 1.00

00:42:25.300 Yeah, you should also... 1.00

00:42:25.940 Chad move.

00:42:26.740 It's like this.

00:42:27.880 It's like the George Floyd's former teacher look, Waynal Sexton.

00:42:31.280 Remember that?

00:42:32.140 Yeah, I remember that.

00:42:33.160 I do remember that. 1.00

00:42:35.180 Dude, fuck me my Waynal. 1.00

00:42:38.060 Waynal Sexton? 1.00

00:42:38.700 You're going to give me that Waynal later?

00:42:40.160 Dude, no.

00:42:42.260 It doesn't, they don't, there's no way that that's real.

00:42:44.820 There's no way that girl's name is... 1.00

00:42:46.320 What's more fucked up? 1.00

00:42:49.720 Fucking a retard or getting a retard to shoot people? 1.00

00:42:54.460 Or both? 1.00

00:42:55.100 The latter? 1.00

00:42:56.080 Fucking a retard is more fucked up. 1.00

00:42:57.540 No, no, well, let me ask you. 1.00

00:42:58.700 What other reason would you fuck a retard? 1.00

00:43:00.780 Like, if I can, if I can, I will fuck a retard to get them to pull that trigger. 1.00

00:43:03.760 I bet you're a crazy dick game. 1.00

00:43:04.940 It's a great justification. 1.00

00:43:06.320 If you're going to fuck a retard, you do it for this exact purpose. 1.00

00:43:08.940 That's a great point. 1.00

00:43:09.160 Dude, if you're fucking him, you're doing something, like, to him, and I think you're 0.99

00:43:11.880 really messing him up psychologically, but if you just have him shoot somebody, he's 1.00

00:43:15.120 not going to give a shit. 1.00

00:43:17.520 I don't think you can damage a retard. 1.00

00:43:19.380 Yeah, I don't think you can either.

00:43:20.060 They're bulletproof.

00:43:21.180 They're indestructible.

00:43:21.700 No, no, no, no.

00:43:22.520 I mean, physically, they can't physically.

00:43:25.120 They're invulnerable. 0.89

00:43:26.740 I feel like emotionally, you can't damage a retard. 1.00

00:43:28.920 I am invincible.

00:43:30.920 He said damage them psychologically.

00:43:32.780 I was like, they have no psych, like, there's nothing up there. 0.99

00:43:35.500 Are we talking about retarded people or black people? 0.97

00:43:37.660 Well, it's special needs, so it could be either. 0.99

00:43:41.240 Yeah.

00:43:41.440 Okay.

00:43:42.200 Well, that was kind of the whole point.

00:43:43.700 Like, ugh.

00:43:44.780 Well, whatever.

00:43:45.520 We need volume. 0.95

00:43:46.420 With his wife and little nigglet. 1.00

00:43:50.060 Sorry.

00:43:51.100 I think this episode got pulled for that.

00:43:53.500 It got pulled for that? 0.62

00:43:54.940 With his wife and little nigglet. 1.00

00:43:56.840 Timples switched over to Rumble just because of this.

00:43:59.680 No, it's very nice children.

00:44:02.060 Very nice children.

00:44:02.920 I'm sorry.

00:44:04.860 Dude, I like how Milo's wearing the MGM grand gear, man.

00:44:07.680 Hell yeah.

00:44:08.180 Oh, that's Milo?

00:44:09.480 Yeah.

00:44:09.800 He was revered in my life earlier.

00:44:11.020 I think that's how I started to be ex-gay. 1.00

00:44:13.040 A complete faggot. 1.00

00:44:14.500 He's not anymore. 1.00

00:44:15.320 He's straight now.

00:44:16.480 He's trying to be.

00:44:17.540 I'm sure he is. 0.98

00:44:17.900 This is like a straight gay. 1.00

00:44:19.440 This is like what gay is trying to be straight. 1.00

00:44:21.400 I enjoy it because I am the hardest. 0.96

00:44:24.720 Hell is one of these people from back in the day where I used to watch him and really appreciate

00:44:29.200 his game.

00:44:29.600 I find him tiring now.

00:44:31.100 He went away.

00:44:31.880 He came back.

00:44:32.300 No, he's just as annoying. 1.00

00:44:33.340 He's the same annoying faggot that he was before. 1.00

00:44:35.600 And I just like, I really appreciate what he does. 1.00

00:44:38.220 He's a dangerous faggot. 1.00

00:44:39.580 I thought, I honestly, I liked him a little bit better when he was like fucking lots of 1.00

00:44:44.300 black dudes. 0.99

00:44:46.720 I felt like he was more on top of his game.

00:44:49.060 I really do.

00:44:49.660 I only began liking him when he started.

00:44:51.300 You're following me.

00:44:52.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:52.720 He needs to get back on that dick. 1.00

00:44:55.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:55.500 I feel like he's going through dick withdrawals and it's like, it's making him less crisp. 0.98

00:44:59.640 This is his eloquence was at its apex when he was. 0.99

00:45:03.460 It's the jizz.

00:45:04.360 It really is.

00:45:04.980 Oh my God.

00:45:05.700 It's the jizz.

00:45:07.360 Wasn't that the, we have that like one cult that's all about like the jizz and it's 0.99

00:45:10.880 all in the semen. 0.99

00:45:11.680 Oh yes. 0.98

00:45:12.120 Dude.

00:45:13.120 This is case in point.

00:45:14.160 Drinking the seed.

00:45:15.120 Yeah.

00:45:16.160 He's deprived himself of the seed.

00:45:18.220 He's lost the spirit.

00:45:19.400 He's all riz and no jizz now.

00:45:21.420 All riz and no jizz now.

00:45:25.520 He's like Samson, but the jizz was his riz.

00:45:28.660 Yeah.

00:45:29.080 He just took the jizz away.

00:45:30.620 Oh God.

00:45:31.240 He took the jizz away. 0.88

00:45:34.140 Bring me my jizz. 0.51

00:45:35.600 I have a debate.

00:45:36.500 Oh my God. 1.00

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00:45:49.400 Go to fucking patreon.com forward slash tower gang. 0.96

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00:46:13.920 Back to the show. 1.00

00:46:18.840 This is a deer calling championship where people are blowing misery news.

00:46:36.400 It's not even making any noise.

00:46:38.600 That's the joke, Toad.

00:46:39.760 They'd remove the sound.

00:46:41.140 So they're just doing these like.

00:46:42.840 I was like, is it a noise?

00:46:44.700 I don't hear one deer. 0.98

00:46:46.560 How the fuck is this going to make a deer come? 0.98

00:46:49.960 How is this going to make a deer come? 0.99

00:46:53.200 Well, maybe it's at a frequency that only deer can hear.

00:46:56.920 Wait, is there a frequency that makes deer come?

00:46:59.700 I don't know.

00:47:01.820 Based on how it looks, based on how many deer come.

00:47:05.940 I don't know.

00:47:06.860 Imagine there is a frequency at which you could just play in the field and the deer come.

00:47:13.040 That would be like the ultimate.

00:47:15.500 Yeah.

00:47:16.660 You're trying to line up one for a good shot.

00:47:18.780 And you're like, play the come noise.

00:47:20.300 And you're like, yeah.

00:47:23.680 I thought that's how it works.

00:47:24.780 I don't know.

00:47:25.100 I don't know.

00:47:25.180 I don't know.

00:47:25.360 I don't know.

00:47:25.580 I don't know.

00:47:25.840 It turns jizzing everywhere.

00:47:27.260 Oh, my God.

00:47:29.920 It just reminds me of that.

00:47:31.500 Was it the brown note?

00:47:32.340 The white note?

00:47:33.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:34.140 The brown note is the one that makes you shit yourself. 0.99

00:47:37.440 Would there be a strategic advantage to having the deer come before you shoot it? 0.99

00:47:42.680 Like, would the meat taste better? 0.52

00:47:44.500 It's the same idea as when you spot them with a flashlight, but instead you're making them jizz. 1.00

00:47:48.800 They're like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:47:49.700 I can't move. 1.00

00:47:50.840 I also think like... 0.92

00:47:52.080 It makes them easier to shoot. 0.80

00:47:54.580 They already shot. 1.00

00:47:55.580 If you jerk them off first, they're pretty easy to shoot. 0.97

00:47:58.300 During a moment of post-notch clarity, that's what I want to hear. 0.99

00:48:00.920 You can't get shot as you're nutting with an awful... 0.98

00:48:03.120 Deer are pretty hard to hunt unless you jerk them off first. 1.00

00:48:07.680 Then they're the fucking easiest prey in the world. 1.00

00:48:09.300 I was about to say, after I jerk off, I kind of just want to lay there for a second. 1.00

00:48:13.420 For like 30 seconds, you're pretty laid back and you're like, whatever.

00:48:18.220 I've always described it. 1.00

00:48:19.300 I feel like a bitch right after I come. 0.99

00:48:21.060 I'm just like... 0.99

00:48:21.920 I'm zen.

00:48:25.100 I feel recluse. 0.83

00:48:26.200 You can just like pistol them.

00:48:27.740 You can just walk up and...

00:48:28.880 Clint, after he comes, he's like, I'm zen.

00:48:31.460 I'm in the zone.

00:48:32.080 My wrist hurts a little bit.

00:48:34.740 Very sore, the wrist.

00:48:36.400 The wrist is in pain.

00:48:38.260 That's true.

00:48:39.340 All right.

00:48:39.800 What's the next one?

00:48:41.340 Laney hit it. 1.00

00:48:41.940 Let's do it. 1.00

00:48:42.900 I like fucking Benson Bone. 0.99

00:48:44.680 Oh, this is... 0.99

00:48:45.480 What is this?

00:48:48.440 I missed some of these when they got posted.

00:48:49.720 For one, the worst halftime show since last year's halftime show.

00:48:53.240 I posted this one.

00:48:54.400 Also, this guy running around...

00:48:56.840 This guy...

00:48:58.120 I don't want to know if he belongs there or not.

00:48:59.940 No charges, by the way.

00:49:01.420 He got let go.

00:49:02.420 I'd rather let him talk about this.

00:49:03.320 He looks like Kanye West.

00:49:04.960 Whatever.

00:49:06.160 Honestly, what if that was part of the show?

00:49:08.740 Like, what if he did that?

00:49:10.500 It made it on the scene.

00:49:12.560 Hey, the ceasefire is staying strong.

00:49:13.980 So what if he saved the world?

00:49:15.340 All right.

00:49:15.640 He might have saved the world. 0.99

00:49:16.600 You don't fucking know? 0.99

00:49:17.220 That's how bad that performance was. 0.99

00:49:19.600 That that guy was running around there and they were like, is this part of the show?

00:49:22.140 And security's like, it might be. 1.00

00:49:23.580 This shit sucks. 1.00

00:49:24.460 I don't know what the fuck they're doing. 1.00

00:49:25.880 Like, random niggers are just running around. 1.00

00:49:28.100 Yeah, probably part of the show. 1.00

00:49:29.680 The reason they knew he wasn't part of the fucking show was because he wasn't black. 1.00

00:49:33.220 Everybody else there was just fucking black. 1.00

00:49:35.040 It was incredible. 1.00

00:49:36.160 Clint was like...

00:49:36.580 He was like, I understand.

00:49:38.640 It was so funny watching...

00:49:39.940 Like, seeing Clint talk about the halftime show.

00:49:42.800 Because he was like, I really like this.

00:49:44.160 But I know y'all hate it.

00:49:46.640 He was like, oh, Jesus.

00:49:49.620 Wait, wait.

00:49:50.020 Let's get to Kanye after the Laney edit.

00:49:53.760 We'll do...

00:49:54.940 All right.

00:49:55.360 So I'm one of the biggest Kanye fan too.

00:50:00.740 But I'm a big Kendrick Lamar fan.

00:50:02.200 Okay. 0.97

00:50:02.660 You're black. 1.00

00:50:02.900 I'm way back. 0.99

00:50:03.800 I'll be honest.

00:50:04.800 Over the past two years...

00:50:05.160 I couldn't understand him.

00:50:06.400 I couldn't understand anything he said.

00:50:07.940 Totally understand that.

00:50:08.240 I don't speak jive.

00:50:09.160 Over the past two years, I've started to listen to more white music and less black music.

00:50:13.840 I don't know why.

00:50:14.680 You're getting in touch with your culture, your roots.

00:50:16.720 Yeah.

00:50:17.040 It's a little upsetting, to be honest.

00:50:18.860 But I still very much love Kendrick's music in my car.

00:50:24.740 Live rap has always been bad.

00:50:26.960 Like, always.

00:50:27.720 Even at my peak of fandom of rap, I still didn't really like live rap.

00:50:33.160 So the show itself didn't have the energy necessary to be a halftime show. 0.96

00:50:38.880 People, Clint, where you said some shit like, oh, I love black culture, but just keep it 1.00

00:50:43.720 the fuck away from me. 0.99

00:50:44.640 It's the same thing. 1.00

00:50:45.440 Like, you love it, but live, no.

00:50:47.740 Not even watching it on TV live.

00:50:49.480 It makes you uncomfortable.

00:50:50.100 I want to just be able to listen to it as loud as possible in my car where I can safely

00:50:54.800 say the N-word.

00:50:55.840 I don't want to do what's all about it.

00:50:57.660 From what I understand, though, is didn't Kendrick supposed to have, like, weren't his

00:51:01.160 actual live productions at concerts actually supposed to be crazy?

00:51:04.740 Because I know most, I've heard that most rap concerts are like, whatever.

00:51:08.880 Kendrick actually has one.

00:51:10.500 The Super Bowl halftime show.

00:51:11.100 They don't care.

00:51:11.920 I would recommend, if anybody doubts why I'm a fan of Kendrick Lamar, check out his

00:51:16.740 concert on Amazon Prime. 0.98

00:51:18.780 It's in France, and the light shit and everything is fucking, it's really amazing. 0.98

00:51:26.000 But yeah, the halftime show, I just thought it was, like, lackluster. 0.99

00:51:28.420 And I totally understood. 1.00

00:51:29.160 Fuck you, nigger. 1.00

00:51:30.220 Get off my fucking stream. 1.00

00:51:32.540 No, France, France is, like, their biggest rap act in France, their name is literally 1.00

00:51:37.840 fuck your mother. 1.00

00:51:40.280 Nice. 1.00

00:51:40.380 They take that shit pretty seriously there. 1.00

00:51:42.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:43.220 What I'm saying is, I thought that, like, I was like, I don't care about rap.

00:51:46.920 I don't like hip hop.

00:51:47.760 I don't like any of that.

00:51:48.480 So, like, the music, don't care.

00:51:50.060 I was like, the production value of it was literally just people walking around.

00:51:53.360 It was just literally just walking around.

00:51:54.260 It was a technocratic ghetto. 0.79

00:51:56.020 It scared, it honestly, it terrified me.

00:51:58.260 It was like, this is what the future, imagine the future looking like that.

00:52:00.580 I was disturbed. 1.00

00:52:01.720 The streets will be fucking solar panels, but there's a little black people. 1.00

00:52:05.020 I think it was 10 years ago, 10 years ago, Katy Perry rode in on a giant lion to the Super 0.99

00:52:10.900 Bowl halftime.

00:52:11.780 I didn't like it either, to be honest. 0.99

00:52:13.120 For war, yeah, it sucked.

00:52:14.360 I know, but at least it was cool. 1.00

00:52:16.380 Like, it was like the fucking... 1.00

00:52:17.260 Fucking Katy Perry guy is the queen, all right? 1.00

00:52:19.980 Shows respect. 1.00

00:52:20.780 The best halftime shows were Michael Jackson and Prince Creed.

00:52:24.320 What really bummed me out was that there was, like, the, you know, the white rights type 0.99

00:52:30.540 of people on Twitter were saying, like, oh, there's no fucking white people on this stage. 0.99

00:52:34.780 There's no white dancers. 1.00

00:52:35.620 And I was like, god damn it. 1.00

00:52:37.380 Just don't do this. 1.00

00:52:38.840 Don't demand equity white dancers, please.

00:52:42.740 No, no, no.

00:52:43.220 I don't want to be part of it.

00:52:44.260 I'm just saying that there wasn't.

00:52:46.360 And if they would have asked me, I would have said no.

00:52:47.900 I just want to ask you, Clint, a lot of people online, a lot of people trying to, like,

00:52:53.440 say what happened in that show.

00:52:55.040 It wasn't for white people. 0.95

00:52:56.200 This is what they were saying.

00:52:57.020 This is the part that...

00:52:57.960 They were like, there's a lot of subliminal messages in there.

00:53:01.620 And I was just like...

00:53:02.140 They were saying that they were America.

00:53:03.540 They were saying that this is, like, what people in America want. 1.00

00:53:05.900 But no, people in America want this shit. 1.00

00:53:06.940 Which is not true. 1.00

00:53:08.020 Thanks for Trump.

00:53:10.920 Is that literally what it came down to? 0.98

00:53:12.520 Because I was like, it's that, and Drake is a pedophile. 0.91

00:53:15.340 I was like, is that the subliminal messages? 0.97

00:53:18.200 Well, yeah, he hates Drake, right?

00:53:18.800 So he probably was doing that one of the time.

00:53:19.680 There was no satanic subliminal messages. 0.99

00:53:21.640 The best thing that we got was the inverted triangle that some bitch was singing in. 1.00

00:53:25.380 And it's supposed to represent the divine feminine. 0.98

00:53:28.000 The rest of it was just...

00:53:29.340 It was that bad.

00:53:30.240 Like, I watched the Super Bowl for the esoteric symbology.

00:53:33.880 I didn't get any of it.

00:53:35.320 I want the demons to be out here.

00:53:37.040 I was mad because it wasn't satanic.

00:53:38.800 There was no satanic, like, symbols in it. 1.00

00:53:41.220 Which was, like, it was just stupid. 0.99

00:53:42.260 It's upsetting. 1.00

00:53:42.520 Last year, I don't know if you guys remember, but we had Ice Spice from the fucking box 0.98

00:53:48.360 doing satanic symbology and shit like this. 0.98

00:53:50.420 I remember that, yeah. 0.83

00:53:51.140 This is what I'm talking about.

00:53:52.640 It's 2025, baby.

00:53:53.880 I was expecting aliens. 0.98

00:53:55.120 The Chiefs won when there was satanic shit happening, and they lost when there was no 1.00

00:53:58.900 satanic shit, so... 1.00

00:54:00.320 I prefer the satanic shit. 1.00

00:54:02.180 This was... 1.00

00:54:02.620 Yeah, this was boring.

00:54:04.020 I give Kendrick Lamar an L. 1.00

00:54:06.440 It was boring, but it was all great replacement shit, man. 1.00

00:54:10.260 It was like, the blacks aren't there. 1.00

00:54:11.560 All doom, no boom. 0.98

00:54:13.200 They had a black Uncle Samuel L. Jackson.

00:54:14.480 USA-funded demonic halftime shows.

00:54:16.840 Yep.

00:54:17.860 All right, are we ready to do this Lany Edit?

00:54:19.120 Because I'm, uh... 0.98

00:54:19.960 God, you are fucking itchy for it. 0.98

00:54:22.060 I couldn't... 0.99

00:54:22.700 I am itching for it, and I'm just very, very, very bored by some people who will talk

00:54:26.160 that I didn't watch.

00:54:26.940 I kind of like...

00:54:27.880 You're addicted to Trannies. 1.00

00:54:28.900 You know what?

00:54:29.380 I think we should go as long as we can without watching the Lany Edit.

00:54:31.560 This is how... 0.99

00:54:32.420 This is how bad, like, this DEI, like, racist bullshit is. 1.00

00:54:37.660 That I prefer the Antichrist, because I'm really thinking about it. 1.00

00:54:40.000 Like, that's what I want to see.

00:54:41.100 Run 35 and then 47, then we'll do the Lany Edit. 1.00

00:54:43.620 Oh, shit. 0.85

00:54:44.580 The Lany Edit's long today. 1.00

00:54:45.700 Probably mailbag.

00:54:46.480 It's really long today, he told me.

00:54:48.420 She told me.

00:54:49.040 35.

00:54:49.420 35.

00:54:50.460 This is pretty awesome.

00:54:52.260 Lany Edit's rules, so...

00:54:53.340 This Chris Collins-less interview, well, one, it's really old. 1.00

00:54:56.040 You're a fucking boomer, because... 0.99

00:54:57.820 I've never seen it. 1.00

00:54:58.660 Sorry.

00:54:59.440 I haven't seen it either.

00:55:00.580 You haven't seen it?

00:55:01.060 Okay, I've seen it.

00:55:01.560 Okay, go ahead, run it then.

00:55:02.520 No, I...

00:55:02.900 I'm sure other people haven't seen it, just because you're obsessed with Instagram.

00:55:06.780 Aren't I more likely to have seen it if I am old, because it happened a long time ago?

00:55:10.640 No, because it's not like...

00:55:11.900 I mean...

00:55:13.100 All right, listen to this.

00:55:14.020 This is so funny.

00:55:14.660 Chris Collinsworth is a wide receiver with all the right moves, on and off the field.

00:55:19.660 Like the topsy player he is, you never know when to take him seriously. 1.00

00:55:23.500 So, Chris, why do you think those girls really like you? 0.86

00:55:26.320 I think probably because of the money, you know, and I'm not going to deny it.

00:55:30.860 I walk around with dollar bills hanging out of my pockets usually, and try and give it

00:55:35.960 my best shot, because before I ever made any money, it was pretty much big nothingsville.

00:55:40.920 I like girls that aren't too bright, because you can trick them a little bit. 1.00

00:55:45.880 Nothing bad so far.

00:55:47.200 Those are my big girls. 0.92

00:55:48.900 High school girls love me. 0.99

00:55:50.780 14 to 18, I'm a big star with them.

00:55:53.080 As soon as they, you know, as soon as they mature, after about 18 years old, they start

00:55:57.960 figuring out that, wait a minute, I know there's better than that out there, you know? 0.97

00:56:01.280 He literally just said he wants 14-year-old girls because they're retarded. 0.98

00:56:06.840 That's what he said. 0.98

00:56:07.700 That's the craziest thing any, like, well-known person has ever said.

00:56:11.960 He's still on TV.

00:56:13.240 He's still on TV.

00:56:13.540 Oh, yeah.

00:56:13.840 He's literally, he's like the number one NFL commentator.

00:56:17.180 You know when you ask the judge, he's like, do I have the right to speak freely?

00:56:20.940 And the judge goes, speak freely.

00:56:22.380 And then you're allowed to, like, break the rules.

00:56:23.700 That's what he just did there.

00:56:24.740 He was like, can I say exactly what I'm thinking?

00:56:26.700 And they're like, yes.

00:56:27.400 I like to think before this thing, he goes, is this off the record?

00:56:31.620 And she goes, yeah, sure.

00:56:32.700 And he goes, all right, let me tell you about this.

00:56:34.400 Let me tell you a little bit about pedophilia.

00:56:36.440 But I've never seen that video.

00:56:37.640 I think that video got completely, like, buried because it was like, nope, he's the star wide

00:56:41.220 receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals, man.

00:56:43.200 Nope, bury it.

00:56:44.900 I can't wait until AI gets to the point where we could just, like, create our own videos.

00:56:51.340 Like, this show would be so fucking awesome if we could create our own headlines and then

00:56:56.700 create our own AI videos of, like, news that happened.

00:56:59.920 And then we riff on it.

00:57:00.840 Actually, 47 inspired that exact thought for me.

00:57:04.360 I want to be able to do that, but with our faces just put on to dope-ass, like, Indian Bollywood 1.00

00:57:11.020 movies.

00:57:12.120 So, triple R.

00:57:13.540 Yeah, we're all in triple R.

00:57:15.020 Like, imagine this is us.

00:57:18.900 Yeah, you said.

00:57:20.360 This is us on the ponte.

00:57:22.740 Oh, yeah.

00:57:23.300 Oh, yeah.

00:57:23.380 That's Toad, obviously.

00:57:28.560 He leads the way.

00:57:29.520 Yeah.

00:57:31.620 It's, like, the exact amount of us, too.

00:57:34.900 Right?

00:57:38.020 That's my single one.

00:57:42.120 Oh, my God.

00:57:46.040 Oh, my God.

00:57:49.020 What movie is this?

00:57:50.500 Is this an RRR thing? 1.00

00:57:53.680 Whenever you eat shit, you legitimately just eat shit, this is what counts as really cool 1.00

00:57:59.180 and awesome. 1.00

00:58:00.120 Dude, this is fucking awesome. 0.98

00:58:01.560 Don't lie. 0.99

00:58:02.000 This is amazing.

00:58:02.700 Awesome.

00:58:03.220 Is this the RRR movie you guys are always doing on?

00:58:05.040 No, this isn't triple R.

00:58:06.220 It's not.

00:58:06.520 No, they're all doing it.

00:58:08.360 Dude, how sick is this?

00:58:09.560 Wait, so this isn't triple R?

00:58:11.480 No.

00:58:12.340 No.

00:58:12.600 Okay.

00:58:12.800 But I want to watch this. 0.83

00:58:14.360 This is, like, weirdly fucking cool. 0.82

00:58:16.020 Some symbolism there. 0.84

00:58:18.580 Some of them don't land as well.

00:58:20.200 Yeah.

00:58:20.740 Some of them die, you know.

00:58:24.540 It's okay as long as you take some of the enemies out with you.

00:58:28.400 Look at that.

00:58:29.120 That's kind of cool right there.

00:58:29.960 They land right on their feet.

00:58:31.920 Superhero landing perfectly.

00:58:34.740 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:58:35.420 No, come on. 1.00

00:58:36.080 This is fucking... 1.00

00:58:36.820 This is sick, dude. 1.00

00:58:38.660 I like it, yeah.

00:58:39.880 What's the name of this movie?

00:58:40.920 I don't know. 1.00

00:58:42.340 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:58:42.960 I want to watch this tonight. 1.00

00:58:43.860 It's so ridiculously over the top, man. 0.97

00:58:45.340 It's sick.

00:58:47.040 I love it how in movies like this, when swords knock people back as opposed to cutting them.

00:58:54.740 Like, no one actually gets cut by the bladed weapons.

00:59:00.260 Oh, it's true.

00:59:00.980 Any of them.

00:59:02.060 Look at this one.

00:59:03.140 It's so cool, too. 0.98

00:59:04.020 This scene is sick, dog. 0.82

00:59:06.840 Whoa. 0.86

00:59:07.160 It curved around.

00:59:08.760 Dude, we're going to get a copyright strike for this one.

00:59:11.380 It's so tough, dude.

00:59:12.960 He just took the guy's sword and the shield. 0.99

00:59:16.780 He was like, fucking intervention. 0.99

00:59:17.500 Actually, I guess we won't, because that was on YouTube. 0.99

00:59:19.260 I'm not going to lie.

00:59:20.280 I could watch that all day.

00:59:21.660 If you guys say that you can't, you're lying. 0.99

00:59:23.500 It's retarded, but it's fun. 0.99

00:59:25.180 As good as that was.

00:59:26.380 Now, imagine if we had AI where it could be us.

00:59:30.220 Yeah.

00:59:31.060 It'd be amazing.

00:59:31.600 Top's the only one that would fit in, because he's brown. 0.96

00:59:33.920 Wow.

00:59:34.720 Wow.

00:59:35.160 That's where you went?

00:59:35.840 That's where you went with it?

00:59:36.920 That's where your head's at.

00:59:38.800 Racism, yeah.

00:59:39.340 I really do think that, like, Bollywood is going to replace Hollywood, because they have

00:59:46.320 this ability to just actually think outside of, like, our normal parameters of human existence 0.96

00:59:52.320 in a way that you really get disconnected from reality, and you just accept shit that's 0.99

00:59:56.220 obviously bullshit, but it's really enjoyable. 1.00

00:59:58.940 It's just like a full, actual escape, whereas Hollywood doesn't allow you to escape shit. 1.00

01:00:02.880 It's just, like, constant movies about how evil white people are. 1.00

01:00:06.760 Yeah, there's no storyline. 1.00

01:00:09.020 There's no storyline with this Indian shit. 1.00

01:00:10.600 It's just fucking Indians turning into barrels. 1.00

01:00:13.200 Oh, I disagree. 1.00

01:00:14.120 The Bollywood shit always has the same storyline. 1.00

01:00:16.520 It's always the hero's journey. 1.00

01:00:18.240 All they do is hero's journey movies with, like, increasingly absurd, you know, fucking 0.90

01:00:23.360 weird... 1.00

01:00:23.860 It's the fellow shit of the movie. 1.00

01:00:25.960 ...all shield launchers and shit. 1.00

01:00:27.840 It's the best. 0.99

01:00:28.200 Is this what we want?

01:00:29.080 It might be...

01:00:29.520 It actually might be what I want.

01:00:30.780 It's what I want.

01:00:31.360 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:33.340 Fuck. 1.00

01:00:33.820 RRR is one of the greatest movies ever made, and I stand by it. 1.00

01:00:36.260 I still haven't seen it.

01:00:37.920 It's too long.

01:00:38.460 Oh, y'all need to watch it.

01:00:39.640 Y'all need to, like...

01:00:40.540 It's so long, like...

01:00:40.840 Honestly, next time we're at your house all together, we're watching it.

01:00:45.600 We should live stream it. 1.00

01:00:46.820 We should live stream watching RRR and drink during it, and then, like, fuck after. 1.00

01:00:50.800 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:00:51.200 Just, like, cry.

01:00:52.060 We're all crying halfway through. 1.00

01:00:53.320 We're all going to fuck each other? 1.00

01:00:53.580 Whoa. 1.00

01:00:54.140 Oh, we would cry halfway through.

01:00:55.520 It gets emotional.

01:00:56.700 It's RRR for rape-a-palooza. 0.52

01:00:59.900 Yeah.

01:01:00.020 A Lainey Hobbamok production.

01:01:03.140 Let's check it out.

01:01:03.920 It's amazing. 0.96

01:01:05.660 R stands for rape. 0.99

01:01:08.200 And Rosie would have been so bad. 1.00

01:01:09.560 I'm going to walk into the Grammys and turn down every bitch there because he's got even 1.00

01:01:13.480 a better bitch to wait outside. 1.00

01:01:14.820 That's how fucking gangster Benson Boone is. 1.00

01:01:16.560 Pussy? 1.00

01:01:17.240 He's somebody who's... 1.00

01:01:18.360 I want you, I need you.

01:01:19.960 Yeah.

01:01:20.640 I like Benson Boone.

01:01:21.620 It's like, it's all teens in there, and he's like...

01:01:23.380 I just like his swag.

01:01:29.440 I just think he's, like, he's killing it. 1.00

01:01:31.080 Hey, you bald-headed faggot. 1.00

01:01:37.380 Look, I wouldn't be surprised if Benson's got a boondoggle. 1.00

01:01:40.640 Look at Clint blushing right now.

01:01:51.100 Don't take... 1.00

01:01:53.220 I can talk about sucking dicks. 1.00

01:01:55.060 Hot Tula! 1.00

01:01:55.780 Listen to me!

01:01:56.360 Drop a boondoggle at the drive-thru.

01:02:10.100 Drop a boondoggle, hell yeah! 1.00

01:02:12.700 Yo, don't let a boondoggle say. 0.96

01:02:15.000 Benson Boone now.

01:02:18.460 I love this video.

01:02:19.940 Oh, no.

01:02:20.960 Oh, God.

01:02:23.720 No!

01:02:24.940 No!

01:02:26.360 Oh, Jesus.

01:02:29.660 Oh, God.

01:02:31.460 Oh, God.

01:02:34.560 Oh, God.

01:02:35.180 Oh, God.

01:02:39.360 Oh, God.

01:02:39.880 Oh, God.

01:02:40.000 Oh, God.

01:02:43.480 Oh, God. 1.00

01:02:47.460 Suck my dick, you fucking Jew. 1.00

01:02:51.520 What the fuck, man? 1.00

01:02:54.940 That was emotional. 1.00

01:02:56.740 You were the best hope of all of us, really.

01:02:58.520 Yeah, you could have been a professional volleyball player or something, but you had weak wrists,

01:03:01.940 right?

01:03:02.260 Like, yeah.

01:03:03.800 You got a weak wrist.

01:03:04.660 Dude, he got the flopping over there.

01:03:06.560 By the way, I shattered this wrist.

01:03:09.900 I bet you did.

01:03:11.340 Oh, you shattered it.

01:03:12.600 Let's do that.

01:03:12.900 You guys know.

01:03:14.100 Carmine broke my wrist, and then the other one was broken in an escalator.

01:03:16.780 Try and include yourself, Toad.

01:03:19.200 Toad is open.

01:03:20.040 We'll make it fun of Clint.

01:03:21.120 All right.

01:03:21.440 Trying to meet with a child in Bedford, UK, and his luggage were toys and rubber.

01:03:44.620 Look, I'm not going to defend this guy, but, like, we get it, right?

01:03:48.500 Yeah, I mean, if you can't, like, fly to another country, like, what was the kid wearing?

01:03:52.760 You know what we ought to do?

01:03:53.960 I just realized this. 0.92

01:03:54.900 We should fucking be posting once a week a story like that, but have a picture of Toad. 0.97

01:04:01.280 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:04:02.320 Oh, we make every pedophile story in the U.S.

01:04:05.340 This man must be stopped.

01:04:07.580 Oh, no!

01:04:15.900 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

01:04:17.220 Oh! 0.60

01:04:19.420 Oh! 1.00

01:04:20.260 Your wife wants you to suck her dick. 1.00

01:04:22.080 You fucking do it. 1.00

01:04:22.980 Yeah, you suck that dick. 1.00

01:04:24.100 I don't think it's gay, dude. 1.00

01:04:25.540 She's probably got, like, a nice feminine dick. 1.00

01:04:27.740 It's a lady. 1.00

01:04:37.580 I mean, how do you guys feel about Jews these days?

01:04:43.800 Like, I mean, I literally, like, launched those people into the sun.

01:04:50.060 I don't know why they exist.

01:04:51.540 Just get out of here. 0.96

01:04:56.900 No!

01:04:57.380 Oh, come on! 0.99

01:04:59.800 Oh, my God!

01:05:01.460 It's huge!

01:05:03.320 Modesture got USA funds for Black and Black.

01:05:06.220 It's called Welfare.

01:05:07.580 Wait, USAID be paying food stamps these days?

01:05:16.340 My argument's not that we should not have Jamaica. 1.00

01:05:19.540 My argument is that it's a fucking miserable, terrible place. 1.00

01:05:22.740 And the people who come from it are fucking garbage, shithole black people. 1.00

01:05:25.380 I've only been there once, and I had an amazing time. 1.00

01:05:28.460 You're right.

01:05:29.080 It's like the Holocaust. 0.92

01:05:32.320 You know, it's like one of the most awesome events that ever happened.

01:05:34.440 But was it because the Jews were so terrible? 1.00

01:05:37.580 Wow. 0.99

01:05:53.740 Well done.

01:05:55.040 That was fun. 1.00

01:05:56.160 Well fucking done. 1.00

01:05:57.500 I must say. 0.99

01:05:58.180 You don't even have to watch the episode.

01:06:01.060 And you got the episode.

01:06:02.880 He still should.

01:06:03.900 That's the vibe.

01:06:04.640 You should.

01:06:05.120 I listened to it twice.

01:06:06.320 Pliny is special.

01:06:07.500 I listened to that episode twice since last week.

01:06:10.780 That's rare.

01:06:10.960 I didn't even think about that.

01:06:11.960 Wow.

01:06:13.160 It's funny. 1.00

01:06:13.560 Lainey must also love that blue faggot that Clint loves. 1.00

01:06:19.340 Papa Smurf? 1.00

01:06:21.060 The fucking dude that from. 1.00

01:06:22.840 Yeah, Benson Boone. 1.00

01:06:23.520 Benson Boone.

01:06:24.380 Lainey must also. 1.00

01:06:25.340 That's not the blue faggot. 1.00

01:06:26.360 No. 0.99

01:06:26.700 I just mean they had the blue. 0.99

01:06:28.140 That must be like a gay man. 1.00

01:06:29.760 I like fucking Benson Boone. 1.00

01:06:33.400 I don't know why we have to make this a gay thing. 1.00

01:06:35.160 That dude clearly fucks and crushes. 1.00

01:06:37.420 So I don't know what that is. 1.00

01:06:38.260 He also looks like a gay man. 0.97

01:06:40.720 Like a gay man's perfect man. 1.00

01:06:42.460 You know what I'm saying? 0.59

01:06:42.920 Yeah.

01:06:43.640 Yeah. 0.91

01:06:43.900 He looks like what a gay man wants but because he's unattainable because he's not gay. 0.99

01:06:48.640 Like it's that. 0.99

01:06:49.260 A gay man can't have them. 1.00

01:06:49.640 He is like a straight dude that crushes, puss, and that dude fucks on the reg. 1.00

01:06:55.640 Like that dude is straight as fucks. 1.00

01:06:57.940 He doesn't think about dick. 1.00

01:07:00.240 He doesn't even consider cock. 1.00

01:07:02.680 Lainey mastered the Benson Boone worship that was coming. 0.98

01:07:08.260 From Clint.

01:07:08.980 Yeah.

01:07:09.000 It's Freddie Mercury without the AIDS.

01:07:11.000 Wow.

01:07:11.560 Yeah.

01:07:12.540 Wow.

01:07:13.920 Good for him.

01:07:15.620 Good for him.

01:07:16.180 Yeah.

01:07:16.340 I agree.

01:07:17.680 That means a superior Freddie Mercury.

01:07:19.860 He'd be the best of all time, man. 1.00

01:07:21.900 This is also all based upon that he is just fucking just crushing puss and not taking cock. 1.00

01:07:27.480 Like we don't know that he's not taking cock. 1.00

01:07:28.940 He might be. 0.99

01:07:29.360 He might be the semen that he's lacking. 1.00

01:07:31.840 He needs the jizz. 1.00

01:07:33.120 I'm pretty confident he's not taking cocks. 1.00

01:07:35.600 Wow.

01:07:36.380 He's a part of Hollywood. 1.00

01:07:37.560 Hollywood and the fucking, I mean. 1.00

01:07:39.460 I just don't think that he's taking cocks. 0.99

01:07:41.600 I think that he, I honestly think that he.

01:07:43.320 Unfortunately.

01:07:44.280 I think he tabulates his body count in like Roman numerals because it's just racking up

01:07:51.200 so fast.

01:07:52.340 He's like X, XIV. 0.87

01:07:53.980 He's just like, I can't keep track. 0.99

01:07:56.020 You want to be so destroyed when you find out he's gay. 1.00

01:07:58.600 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:59.000 You're counting Roman numerals when you're fucking real hard. 0.99

01:08:01.580 You should put it so hard. 0.99

01:08:03.120 You're like, I got to switch to a different number system. 0.99

01:08:06.220 Like I can't, I can't do the fucking, the check marks. 0.96

01:08:08.740 I got to go like X's, you know, like. 0.97

01:08:10.240 You know, knowing he was doing that many characters, whereas I can just do a big V or an X.

01:08:14.880 My tally is still the Roman numeral I.

01:08:17.780 I think a hundred's L, right?

01:08:20.460 Oh, what's L?

01:08:21.320 Yeah, L, right?

01:08:22.020 A hundred is 50.

01:08:23.320 Yeah, I think he probably runs through an L a month.

01:08:26.400 What's I?

01:08:26.900 Is I one?

01:08:28.320 I is one.

01:08:29.560 But Toad hasn't had one.

01:08:30.560 You're at zero, so that makes no sense, Toad.

01:08:32.080 They didn't have zero as a number.

01:08:34.720 Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself. 1.00

01:08:36.100 I was making a joke about fucking myself, damn it. 1.00

01:08:38.720 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:08:40.000 Zero wasn't even a concept back then.

01:08:42.720 No.

01:08:43.220 Yeah, they didn't even think about that.

01:08:44.280 They were like, what do you mean? 0.99

01:08:45.140 No pussy at all? 1.00

01:08:45.980 Yeah, people couldn't even, people couldn't even, like. 1.00

01:08:48.220 How do you get no pussy? 1.00

01:08:50.960 There was no, there was no. 1.00

01:08:52.520 You just take it.

01:08:53.300 Like, why don't it happen? 1.00

01:08:53.620 You got zero with pussy? 1.00

01:08:55.280 What is zero? 0.99

01:08:56.320 They're like, there was no conceptual framework by which they could understand Toad in the

01:09:00.340 study.

01:09:00.640 Right, they couldn't understand not raping. 0.98

01:09:02.760 They would probably have fired you. 0.98

01:09:04.060 Toad, you would have been like a god.

01:09:05.700 They would have put, there would be statues of you with little angel cherub and wings.

01:09:09.500 That's right, I'm pure.

01:09:10.800 Dude, you do look like a cherub. 1.00

01:09:12.880 Like a little fucking man. 1.00

01:09:14.020 He does. 1.00

01:09:14.460 I was trying. 0.92

01:09:15.480 I'm a little fat baby. 1.00

01:09:16.780 All week, all week, Toad, you're a faggot. 1.00

01:09:19.280 Because I just asked him on a Monday or something, but I'm like, hey, send me the address to 1.00

01:09:23.620 your job.

01:09:24.500 And he's like.

01:09:26.000 No, I'm just freaking out.

01:09:28.420 Literally, like, literally, he was just like, why?

01:09:31.200 Why do you want it?

01:09:31.660 Why are you trying to ruin my life?

01:09:32.780 I'm talking like within like three minutes, he goes like, why are you trying to ruin my life?

01:09:38.280 I don't like me accused of being a pedophile or anything.

01:09:40.600 I'm not like, exactly, dude.

01:09:43.020 I don't blame Toad at all for not wanting to be in my world.

01:09:45.620 It literally, I think I posted one of the pedophile pictures. 1.00

01:09:49.340 Why are you asking these kinds of fucking questions? 1.00

01:09:51.440 No, honestly. 1.00

01:09:52.520 Like two minutes before and then Topp goes, hey, what's your address, your work address?

01:09:57.260 I want to send you something.

01:09:58.980 I looked up and we confirmed we could have gotten you these things.

01:10:03.960 Obviously, the flowers.

01:10:05.180 I was like, that's in your area because I know generally where you live.

01:10:07.720 I don't know where you work.

01:10:08.860 So I'm looking up like.

01:10:09.900 That would have been fine.

01:10:10.760 You could send all those messages at work.

01:10:12.800 We looked up mariachi bands that would go to your job and play like messages for you

01:10:18.240 at a fairly affordable rate.

01:10:20.600 And you just would.

01:10:21.260 I mean, we had a couple of things.

01:10:22.540 A masseuse.

01:10:23.200 I didn't know what it was going to be.

01:10:24.780 A masseuse would have been weird, though.

01:10:26.260 In your area.

01:10:28.280 We've had masseuses in the office before. 0.99

01:10:30.240 Topp, I'll give you my address if you send a masseuse. 0.99

01:10:32.220 It's not as funny for you.

01:10:34.300 It's like what I wanted to do also with Toad, like maybe have like a mobile masseuse come

01:10:38.360 to his house here and like while he's doing the show, just his face like in the camera

01:10:43.900 and the person is just massaging him for the whole show.

01:10:46.180 Can we send Toad's like OnlyFans models? 1.00

01:10:49.820 Like we just send OnlyFans models to his house or what? 0.64

01:10:52.320 We could.

01:10:52.820 That's more expensive.

01:10:53.680 But I'm saying like that would have been nice for Toad to get a massage. 0.99

01:10:56.400 Why don't we get his home address and then send a prostitute to his house during 1.00

01:11:02.120 the recording of Tower Game? 1.00

01:11:05.540 I have a child prostitute. 0.99

01:11:06.880 Is that what we're talking about here? 1.00

01:11:07.460 Do you guys want to call over?

01:11:08.560 Let's do it next week.

01:11:09.540 Next week we'll call over like $300 of Chinese food to his house during the show.

01:11:14.020 So it's got to get there during the show.

01:11:15.320 See what he does.

01:11:16.260 It would be pretty funny.

01:11:16.860 If he eats it or not.

01:11:17.480 Yeah.

01:11:17.960 See if he eats it or not.

01:11:19.380 He's like, well, I bought it.

01:11:30.940 I eat it. 0.99

01:11:32.940 I don't remember doing this, but what the fuck do I know? 0.73

01:11:35.680 Actually, it is a conundrum because if food is like here, like I have a problem where 0.84

01:11:39.420 I have to like, I have to finish it.

01:11:41.520 You know what's awesome too?

01:11:43.300 Because Toad's brain is broken. 0.99

01:11:44.720 That's not because you're autistic. 1.00

01:11:45.660 That's because you're fat. 0.99

01:11:46.700 I don't know what we're talking about. 1.00

01:11:47.760 Because Toad's brain is broken.

01:11:49.200 We don't actually have to plan our pranks like in secret.

01:11:52.940 We can do it on the show and then we can hit him with them next week and he'll have 0.97

01:11:56.180 no fucking clue what happened. 0.98

01:11:57.240 This is perfect. 1.00

01:11:58.340 He won't remember.

01:12:00.100 He'll have no idea. 0.99

01:12:01.220 He'll be like, why is my, who the fuck's at my door? 0.99

01:12:03.220 Like he'll just freak out. 0.98

01:12:04.060 I want to send him like 15 large pizzas and then just watch it, but they're like, but

01:12:08.020 call it in, but not pay for it.

01:12:09.560 And so they just come and show up the door and they're just like, no, then I'd have to

01:12:12.220 pay for it.

01:12:12.920 I know.

01:12:13.200 This is really funny.

01:12:14.000 This old episode that I was listening to was the episode where he turned out like he admitted

01:12:18.020 to being a fed and then immediately doesn't remember about being a fed.

01:12:22.220 I forget the name of the episode. 0.98

01:12:23.380 Fucking good episode. 0.95

01:12:24.320 That's, that's why whenever, uh, whenever top, he was like, Hey, what's your work address? 0.98

01:12:28.060 I immediately went to Google, just typed in like CIA headquarters, took Google

01:12:32.520 maps and sent it to the chat.

01:12:35.620 I just want, I just, let me just say real quick, let me just say real quick, you guys

01:12:39.400 tried, you guys tried not just last week, but this week too, with Lainey at it to make

01:12:43.180 me feel bad about my love of Benson Boone.

01:12:45.240 It has not diminished my love of Benson Boone one iota.

01:12:48.880 You have no shame.

01:12:50.640 This is your problem. 1.00

01:12:51.440 This is why we've been fucking, you need to have some shame. 1.00

01:12:53.860 There's no shame to be had. 0.99

01:12:54.560 I'm on Clint's side here.

01:12:55.740 No shame to be had.

01:12:57.060 I don't even understand this being a talking point.

01:12:59.100 Code name Toad.

01:13:00.420 Oh no.

01:13:01.660 That sounds right.

01:13:02.340 Code name Toad.

01:13:03.120 Here we go.

01:13:03.540 Oh no.

01:13:04.100 Clint aspires to greatness and likes people who do great things.

01:13:07.400 Listen to this.

01:13:08.060 Listen to this. 1.00

01:13:08.640 Oh, what a fag. 1.00

01:13:11.520 You would have fucking fag. 1.00

01:13:13.940 Oh, you see a dude's crushing and you're like, oh dude, it's fucking dope when they crush. 1.00

01:13:18.560 Here, this is the part right here. 1.00

01:13:19.980 Bet you suck dick. 1.00

01:13:21.260 Toad says that he can't reveal something. 1.00

01:13:23.440 Watch.

01:13:23.800 I have it isolated.

01:13:25.260 Oh, yes.

01:13:25.640 What did I say? 1.00

01:13:26.540 It's only, shut up. 0.99

01:13:27.540 Listen. 0.99

01:13:28.560 Because I can't reveal the truth. 0.99

01:13:33.180 And then we all naturally go, what the fuck did you just say? 0.98

01:13:36.460 It made no sense in the time. 0.99

01:13:40.320 Because what?

01:13:41.020 I didn't say that.

01:13:41.740 He immediately says, I didn't say that.

01:13:45.220 When we said, you just said you can't reveal it.

01:13:47.660 Denied, denied, denied.

01:13:47.860 At the time, we had just freshly gone a producer that could go back and re-watch stuff like this.

01:13:52.620 And then we isolated the audio just to prove it.

01:13:55.680 And then he still denied it.

01:13:57.640 Did I?

01:13:58.640 He's just denying.

01:13:59.960 Listen.

01:14:00.720 No.

01:14:02.900 No way.

01:14:05.960 I'll have to go back and watch it.

01:14:07.520 I don't think I.

01:14:08.900 This is what he does to us.

01:14:10.000 You laugh like a cartoon character.

01:14:11.900 What? 0.93

01:14:12.540 You're a weird dude. 0.96

01:14:13.460 He's basically life as a cartoon character. 0.75

01:14:14.580 Was that Toad isolated right there, too?

01:14:16.500 It didn't hear anyone but Toad.

01:14:18.360 That's awesome.

01:14:18.740 So we actually, we do have only Toads now.

01:14:21.200 Only Toads. 0.99

01:14:22.380 We have him doing the Charlie Murphy shit. 0.99

01:14:24.780 Like the, you know, I remember rubbing my feet on Eddie Murphy's couch. 0.99

01:14:28.260 Why would I rub my feet on Eddie Murphy's couch? 1.00

01:14:29.880 I was like, this kind of shit. 1.00

01:14:30.680 He just, he did that shit to us. 1.00

01:14:31.900 It's incredible. 1.00

01:14:32.820 This might be like something that we have to watch out for.

01:14:35.100 Cash might fire Toad. 0.95

01:14:36.780 It's waste.

01:14:37.420 It's definitely waste. 0.99

01:14:38.300 They're paying you fucking probably $90,000 a year to do this show once a week. 0.98

01:14:42.840 It's, it's, yeah. 0.97

01:14:44.140 Cut the funding.

01:14:45.160 As I said before, my theory is partly that like he infiltrated us. 0.98

01:14:49.780 And like the idea was to kind of like do the typical shit coding and like get someone to say awful things and make themselves look really bad. 0.99

01:14:58.020 But the problem is we leaned into it so hard that it's like they're trying to get to say things like nigger out loud in public. 0.98

01:15:03.820 And then to us like does it somehow ruin us?

01:15:06.000 But like we just keep somehow succeeding and being like, oh no, they can say nigger and not be ruined.

01:15:10.780 Like that we're in a completely dynamic. 0.86

01:15:12.000 Yeah, we nigger up. 0.95

01:15:12.740 It's a failure. 0.98

01:15:13.760 It's a failure like every other government operation.

01:15:15.980 Exactly.

01:15:16.300 Just a huge, miserable failure. 0.95

01:15:17.280 So now he's just stuck here. 0.67

01:15:18.580 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:18.800 Because he fucked up. 1.00

01:15:19.960 Like we spent $7 million to get these guys to be scared of saying nigger. 1.00

01:15:23.580 And now they're saying it more than ever.

01:15:25.100 And it's like that's pretty much, yes.

01:15:26.480 Every government operation. 0.90

01:15:27.580 I think people need to understand the era that we're in is so special that you have probably the most prominent Nazi on earth right now is a black rapper in America. 0.64

01:15:39.960 So much so that he bought an $8 million Super Bowl ad.

01:15:42.900 Oh, that's so great.

01:15:43.500 And then he took all of his merch off of his website other than a swastika t-shirt.

01:15:49.740 This man is a living legend.

01:15:51.820 And I don't think people appreciate it nearly enough.

01:15:54.100 It's such swag, dude.

01:15:55.500 Do we have that commercial? 1.00

01:15:57.000 The fucking, is it yay shitpost here? 1.00

01:15:58.800 We should probably do a mailbag after this, by the way, before these guys riot. 1.00

01:16:02.460 Yo, what is mailbag?

01:16:03.720 I don't even know what it is we haven't done in so long.

01:16:05.800 I don't do mailbag.

01:16:07.580 I don't do mailbag.

01:16:08.780 We do mailbag in the poster, don't we?

01:16:11.420 We could do it in the penthouse if you want.

01:16:12.900 Yeah, let's do it in the post-show so they don't get any publicity.

01:16:15.720 It's fine.

01:16:17.940 Why don't they get publicity?

01:16:21.280 This is, it's not publicity.

01:16:22.680 It's just like you're interacting with us.

01:16:24.820 You'll interact with us, right?

01:16:25.660 I don't want them to interact with me.

01:16:26.700 We've only skipped at one episode.

01:16:28.980 Jesus.

01:16:29.500 No, this is the one here.

01:16:30.820 Hold on. 1.00

01:16:32.400 Fucking the commercial. 1.00

01:16:33.600 Let's see. 1.00

01:16:34.180 We're going to bring up the porn that he posted?

01:16:35.740 I spent, like, all the money for the commercial, um, on the YouTube.

01:16:42.720 Is he at the dentist?

01:16:43.620 He's at the dentist.

01:16:44.580 This was played during the Super Bowl?

01:16:46.640 Yeah.

01:16:47.620 Once again, I had to shoot it on the iPhone.

01:16:49.700 Um, um, um, um.

01:16:53.200 He's all numbed up.

01:16:54.860 Um.

01:16:56.180 Um.

01:16:57.980 Go to Yeezy.com.

01:17:01.780 Dude, that's the best commercial you can do, period. 0.98

01:17:05.860 Literally, from what I understand, the commercial sucks.

01:17:07.320 And then when you go to Yeezy, when you went to Yeezy.com, the only thing for sale was a

01:17:10.900 swastika shirt correct yeah amazing dude i told my wife about it she like died laughing people

01:17:18.060 are sleeping on how like like imagine i told you that story a decade ago you'd be like that's not

01:17:23.300 possible there's just zero percent chance that that would happen you're talking about this

01:17:26.960 niggas in paris guy created a clothing line he then buys a super bowl ad he he shoots it on his 0.98

01:17:32.800 iphone while he's getting new uh you know a new grill and then he deletes all of his merch off

01:17:37.400 of his website other than a swastika t-shirt like it's just not possible goes on alex jones and

01:17:43.200 says i love hitler exactly dude they took him down honestly you know what his comeback here is a

01:17:50.000 little bit underrated for me at least people are like oh he came back in yo he came in hot against

01:17:56.040 the jews and i was like the jews are like six months ago like yeah we're a little dated you know it's

01:18:00.920 like ronda rousey coming back to the ufc after a while you're like hey you're a little bit dated

01:18:05.640 like catch up with the times what i said on my show is like there was like two parts of my brain

01:18:10.480 like my funny brain like this his return i loved like it's been hilarious he's been you're tweeting

01:18:15.080 fire but i'm like the porn but the intellectual side of my brain the part of my brain that looks for 0.99

01:18:20.480 actual substance i don't care i'm just like okay whatever he's saying well shit on your head i think 0.99

01:18:25.440 he's playing like 5d chess and he's posting porn to get everybody so angry that it gets banned 0.98

01:18:30.100 can you read that toad you want me to read it yeah it's a little small the font for me 1.00

01:18:35.920 all right he says thank you for the free promotion bitches suck my nigger cock 1.00

01:18:42.180 yo you should i read this like boston dude no i know your wives want to everybody's wife wants 1.00

01:18:49.420 to fuck yay always remember that pussy what you gonna do close my account try to extort me you 1.00

01:18:55.820 niggas funny to me at this point hail hitler you faggots 1.00

01:18:59.460 i think we just go one by one and have toad read these this is fun i like it 0.99

01:19:05.200 he he just he just activated his account or deactivated it so we can't even

01:19:10.160 i just i just i just hope that toad realizes that our soundboard and our drops for next week are going

01:19:15.880 to be exclusively him saying that there you go give me this one toad i love that he flips he does it

01:19:19.880 the wrong he just goes niggas newsflash it's supposed to be flipped it's supposed to be 0.95

01:19:25.740 newsflash first

01:19:26.960 that's the thing though he's kanye west so he does whatever he wants he started to tweet

01:19:33.720 he's an eccentric okay he doesn't follow the rules there's not even he's not even 0.96

01:19:37.720 he's not that he's a nigger 1.00

01:19:38.440 he's not even using punctuation he doesn't have to

01:19:42.560 no not alone there's no periods commas nothing

01:19:45.600 he doesn't need to abide by he throws in a double space periodically for no reason it's awesome

01:19:49.880 this is like that like honestly if it was up to him if he became president he would make it

01:19:54.300 law that this had to be taught in schools like this is not a grammar not punctuation do you think

01:19:59.120 is there a way that you can keep your phone always on uppercase like caps lock always on

01:20:06.040 i think you can i keep my laptop always caps lock and my uh my tablet so when i'm talking to you 0.87

01:20:12.580 guys in the chat i know i've seen it it's not funny coming hard as fuck because everything i do i do 0.93

01:20:16.860 hard it looks better it feels it feels better like on on the computer when i'm typing i'm like 0.98

01:20:23.140 yeah fuck all those small ones because sometimes there's a big one and there's a small one like 0.99

01:20:26.720 these are all the same size it's nice i like how it stays i would do it on the fucking on the phone 0.99

01:20:31.100 if it had an option like caps lock always i would always have caps lock and i'm not yelling

01:20:35.580 everybody you're texting no i'm not yelling i'm not yelling it looks more even wait so when you

01:20:41.100 are yelling how are you going is it just exclamation points is that how you know when i i don't yell at

01:20:45.860 people online this is where a lot of people look at i'm not talking about online i'm talking about

01:20:49.320 on text no this is just speaking with emphasis on text a lot of people think like they're like oh

01:20:53.960 this guy's so aggressive look at how he's putting together words like how he puts words next to each

01:20:57.900 other it's like no i'm not yelling i'm just saying the thing like how i always talk to you guys here

01:21:03.220 but i'm not yelling so like caps lock when i write in that it's not my yelling i like to

01:21:07.360 look how even and nice it looks everywhere every letter is the same size i understand artistically

01:21:12.100 why he likes it this way it's like it's an artistic thing took the screenshot should be thrown in a

01:21:17.260 camp for using light mode though that's all right read it read it read it niggas newsflash 0.88

01:21:22.900 white people and jewish people are different you can get money to drop you are going to you you can 1.00

01:21:31.380 jesus christ if you subscribe to the patreon you get some drops just toad it is not even about drops 0.98

01:21:38.860 just toad what he just did right there was fucking great dropping that in a reply on twitter niggas 0.96

01:21:45.440 newsflash make me that's what i said earlier he was gonna make something like his uh his like ringtone 0.96

01:21:52.500 that needs to be someone's reason white people and jewish people are different you can get money 0.95

01:22:01.400 with jewish people but they always gonna steal and invite you over to their house on friday 1.00

01:22:05.720 white people do not fuck with niggas friday wait on friday to turn off the lights like this is what 1.00

01:22:11.880 oh that's great dude it's so funny so many layers to this shit man yeah i wasn't even thinking about 1.00

01:22:19.400 that when i read this white people do not fuck with niggas they leave that to the jews if you 1.00

01:22:24.640 think getting money with a white person wait if you think getting money with a with a white person 1.00

01:22:30.400 if you think you you getting money read it you can talk like a black person you're getting money with 1.00

01:22:34.960 a with a white person it's not true that so-called white person is actually jewish jews hate whites 0.96

01:22:41.420 because of the germans from world war ii okay okay hold on hold on you become jewish via the 0.95

01:22:46.440 transitive property of money hold on i i'm starting to think that he might be doing text 0.83

01:22:53.100 to speech on this or speech to text i think he's doing i think he's just genuinely that retarded 0.91

01:22:57.660 yeah because i think he's just talking he's just saying it and like that's because that's why it's

01:23:03.340 like it goes if you think you get money with a with a white person like i think he's doing i feel

01:23:08.680 like what he's doing in real life he's like just with his crew and he goes yo niggas watch this 0.99

01:23:12.680 just fuck niggas news flash white people and jewish people are different i just don't see that 1.00

01:23:18.300 shit he's also yelling it too like he's he's screaming at his phone at the same time and 1.00

01:23:23.260 it's not even it's not even here's the problem it wouldn't it wouldn't have done all caps he just 0.99

01:23:28.640 has an assistant and the assistant is he's like yo news flash write this shit down and she's just 0.92

01:23:35.340 sitting over there nigga news flash in there keep the cap blocks on he has he has he has a permanent 0.99

01:23:39.880 stenographer just always typing up what he said like just for a complete like everything his 0.98

01:23:45.440 whole day and so he's just saying this shit so i've watched documentaries about his life 100 he's got 0.98

01:23:49.440 a stenographer somebody that's going to he has a couple assistants and how he calls them is niggas 1.00

01:23:53.920 news flash there's house niggas go ahead read this one toad all right jews were better as slaves 1.00

01:24:02.040 you have to put your jews in their place and make them into your slaves and then pictures of jews as 0.99

01:24:07.660 slaves it's not even pictures it's literally just it's just drawings this one insists upon itself

01:24:14.320 it insists upon he deleted this one itself yeah he deleted which why this is why i like it i didn't

01:24:21.080 like this one i think he deleted because he thought it was weak but it was like i don't know 0.94

01:24:26.160 the fat bitches one dude the fat bitches one he had a couple good fat there were so many like fat 1.00

01:24:30.380 bitches are sexual offenders because they offend me sexually like come on let's cook him with fire 1.00

01:24:35.100 that was the best one and he's like only poor people fuck fat bitches i was like yeah and i'm 1.00

01:24:41.440 like yeah you're right so true what's weird that means i don't have to what's weird is watching 0.99

01:24:47.440 so there's multiple parts of the internet that all kind of like had different thoughts on yay after

01:24:53.920 this it was all right let me let me read this headline af post says yay is being sued by a former

01:24:59.600 jewish staffer who alleges he fired her after insulting her looks and texting hal hitler the

01:25:04.540 text messages yay sent to her include quote i am a nazi end quote end quote welcome to the first day

01:25:10.500 of working for it

01:25:11.520 god it's so funny that's one of the best things i've ever read i hope it was like heard you're jewish

01:25:19.080 welcome to the first day of working for it i don't understand how people like welcome to

01:25:24.020 like how do you i don't i don't understand people getting upset either i think it's one of the

01:25:28.340 greatest things i think it's a gift to the world so that's what i'm saying there's like there's

01:25:32.740 multiple like groups on the internet it seems like there's the one group that just loves it like they

01:25:36.400 think it's really funny and like what all he's doing they're like whatever it's really funny

01:25:39.180 yeah that okay just think it's like the actual anti-semitic anti-semitic people that actually they're

01:25:45.380 like oh yeah he's talking about the he's doing that group too this is why there's also then there's

01:25:50.020 another group uh there's another one that is like actual just kanye fans and they're like

01:25:57.180 and they don't like the anti-semitic stuff but they're like they really love kanye and so they're

01:26:01.500 just going like graduation was a really good like they were like it's really good he's doing all he's

01:26:07.260 doing is the owen benjamin thing this is why i i love oh i love kanye so much and i love owen benjamin

01:26:12.200 so much as he's like i am going to say the thing that's gonna offend the most people and he even went

01:26:18.820 and he got me when he started posting the porn i was like i was i was gonna about like right like 0.96

01:26:23.980 fuck kanye like you've lost it but i'm like no i see what he's doing he's like this is he's like oh 0.98

01:26:30.200 oh i see the people who like me but they don't like this specific thing and you put it they don't 1.00

01:26:34.180 like when i post that's what i said yeah at this point i'm totally ungettable like you cannot you

01:26:39.860 can't say anything that upsets me like because i've been kicking with top for so long and following owen

01:26:44.200 and and a huge fan of fucking kanye west i'm like you can't do anything i know what this is i know 0.99

01:26:49.680 exactly what he's and then and then at the end of his fucking three-day just fucking tirade he he says 0.98

01:26:55.300 it explicitly he's like all right i'm done you know i said everything i wanted to say to see like the 0.94

01:27:00.580 limits of what i could say and uh i'm out of here you know and everyone's just like but everyone's 0.71

01:27:05.460 still mad about the shit he said it's like he just explained to you what he was doing all he said is 0.98

01:27:09.480 i'm a nigger and i love hitler now what if i if i had that type of platform i would use the i would 1.00

01:27:16.180 use his twitter exactly the way he does yeah yeah he's trying to oh i know you would yeah he's trying

01:27:20.540 to push the boundary as much as possible man that's what he's trying to do i said it at one 0.97

01:27:24.560 point i don't know if it was a tweet or what but he said it's like you're not gonna fucking tell me 0.92

01:27:28.320 what i can and can't say like so i'm gonna fucking say what i'm gonna say so it really is just like 0.95

01:27:32.180 his whole point is that everybody else that's rich and famous is owned and controlled and they can't do 0.84

01:27:37.500 what they want to do and he's like i'm going to prove to you that i can do whatever i want

01:27:41.840 whenever i want and i don't care about the consequences and he does it like once a year

01:27:46.000 he just does it it's fucking great and then uh lp national had one of their social uh people just 0.64

01:27:51.080 tweet out like hey this is free speech right here yep uh and then they got fired we're not doing this 0.95

01:27:56.400 toad toad toad we're not doing this we're not doing it tell us about michael heiss real quick

01:28:01.560 yeah what are your thoughts on the newest round of chair candidates

01:28:04.640 i'm not allowed to talk about anything that he said he was talking about it and again i had the 0.99

01:28:10.460 he said this faggot multiple times though 0.99

01:28:12.980 this little jig in his chair bothers me 1.00

01:28:22.780 i had the reaction to like

01:28:24.000 i'm bob

01:28:24.500 read number one read the first one

01:28:26.440 wait a second did anyone else no one else had the had like the initial reaction to entertain this

01:28:30.800 stuff about the lp that he was talking about no i don't know it's not at all i don't care i don't

01:28:35.460 even want to talk about it i i kind of wanted him to go and then to and us telepathically link up

01:28:41.300 and you two in the stream while he's talking about the lp stuff i was really hoping that's where it went

01:28:45.680 we can do that we can we can do that after the comments uh and he won't even know because

01:28:49.300 we got super chats and we'll have to talk skipping the mailbag i guess you guys only got to nig 0.96

01:28:54.240 rich rich 762 says make toad's bitch-ass cry tonight we try we're close uh schrodinger's 1.00

01:29:00.300 fuckery says n uh brain bucket says i uh great bull podcast says g and then conspiracy extremist 0.99

01:29:07.520 says gger uh no he says i got an extra easy shirt if y'all missed out oh nice dude

01:29:13.400 i wonder how many he sold for real i wonder what how much product he made i don't think he made

01:29:18.160 his money back eight million dollars worth of swastika t-shirt can you imagine eight million

01:29:24.500 you can probably find them online something like that it's probably six million seems a little high 0.99

01:29:28.140 but whatever i just want to see i want to see black dudes in compton walking around with fucking 0.98

01:29:33.660 yeezy swastika t-shirts like do you know how fucking amazing that would be well because it's gonna 0.98

01:29:37.840 it is that's world peace right there it's the third rail it's literally the thing of just like 0.98

01:29:42.420 you can't do this and they're like all right fuck it i'm gonna do it then and they're like 0.90

01:29:45.460 it's perfect it's literally like i mean like i top what do you think those shirts cost 20 bucks 0.98

01:29:50.880 even if that like uh like if for he gets really nice fabric but it's still probably he sells it

01:29:56.420 for 150 and it's 20 bucks worth of material he probably paid 10 million dollars for that ad in

01:30:00.840 the super bowl so you you would think that he's making close back to that or probably more i heard 0.99

01:30:05.380 that he made like fucking shit i heard like he sold like 80 000 units or something like that which is 0.98

01:30:09.560 a lot yeah so like 80 000 swastika 80 000 people that still wouldn't that still wouldn't recoup your 0.99

01:30:18.860 your promotional bucks a t-shirt to get dude i want i want to see one no that does not equal up to

01:30:24.820 like a hundred bucks a t-shirt would be equal to a million eight million dude i want like two people 0.99

01:30:30.400 to cross paths each wearing one of the swastika t-shirts and it's like they're both wearing like

01:30:34.980 the merch of the same team or whatever like i think he moved enough merch in growth to be but

01:30:41.180 it's not profit so like he lost a lot of money i would imagine like he grossed probably eight

01:30:46.340 million in sales but his profit margin doesn't come close to that yeah yeah but it's worth it to do

01:30:51.340 whatever he's doing he probably got four or five million back though and then he gets three million

01:30:54.700 of unbelievable pr and not really good pr but whatever and it's also just like what's it's how much

01:31:01.640 what do you think his net worth is like he's already said it's a billion isn't it i mean he

01:31:06.400 said i believe him i believe everything he says eight million dollars eight million dollars is

01:31:11.760 literally he's a billion chump change to him yeah eight million right it's a game he's worth a

01:31:16.900 million yeah he pays 50k a month in child support so he's got a lot of money that's really nothing

01:31:21.940 50k you could drop 50k and like not even realize it's like my god are you guys ready to go to the

01:31:29.640 penthouse do some mailbag yeah top should rip off your it's literally just a swastika actually i

01:31:36.420 have somebody hit me up right now saying that they want to sell the swastika and that they

01:31:40.160 don't have a t-shirt provider that will print it we need one that's a swastika but it's made 0.99

01:31:44.080 with some of the twin towers that's the other thing so like is there a 1984 that account you've

01:31:48.840 probably seen that one yeah oh they want you to pick up the design he was like he was like is this

01:31:52.980 too hardcore for you or something like bro he's like look at my look at this one i have an answer 0.97

01:31:56.400 are you cool enough can you do a swastika or are you a pussy top top dude is there i was like i'll 1.00

01:32:01.320 print it on fuck do you think he had a do you think he had some uh problems finding a supplier 1.00

01:32:06.420 no he owns his own he owns his own manufacturer he had a problem with the the payment processor 0.99

01:32:12.600 shopify took him down yeah he went through bayer uh they uh they they have that too they do that

01:32:18.120 over there that's a deep cut bayer his website's down toad got excited yeah because oh yeah yeah 0.83

01:32:24.100 bayer was one of the nazi companies yeah the website was hosted by uh by fucking shopify but 0.90

01:32:30.580 his manufacturing is obviously in-house so he's going to print and send all that stuff so long 0.70

01:32:35.620 as he has access to like yeah why why would he not have his own servers for his website if he's 0.99

01:32:40.620 going to do shit like this crazy i don't think he gives a fuck i don't think he cares 0.98

01:32:44.180 yeah probably not damn he'll just come back i just have the thought of just a bunch of like 1.00

01:32:48.800 chinese kids putting together swastika shirts like they're just like we gotta order for a little 1.00

01:32:54.080 orthodox jewish children that he's paying money to do he should just claim that he's jesus whenever

01:33:00.440 he comes back all right honestly yeah he's said that multiple times he says he's god makes sense

01:33:07.520 i love it i don't think he i don't think he i don't think he actually believes that but

01:33:11.980 can you just finally just tell us actually what uh heist told you today

01:33:15.420 no i'm not allowed to no just tell us anyways you can say you can say it on at least just go

01:33:21.420 ahead and tell us yeah just like just give us a little bit of some little juicy details why did

01:33:25.800 he call you in the first place anyways just do it why did he call you in the first place what led up 0.98

01:33:30.520 to it because it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty 1.00

01:33:37.920 lockdown to the tower power plant bitch read cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower 1.00

01:33:49.500 gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with 0.99

01:33:54.800 lobster colon jose told his signal way jose the tower power hour slut they made days but all his 1.00

01:34:01.780 table gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.64

01:34:06.440 tower gang they made all his fame table gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:34:11.400 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.84

01:34:16.760 it's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of them 0.95

01:34:20.600 That's all, folks. 0.96

Tower Gang - February 18, 2025

Ep 216 - Raw Doggin' Randos

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