Tower Gang - Ep 216 - Raw Doggin' Randos

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00:01:24.040 Hello, faggot lovers everywhere.

00:01:29.420 I have a message for you from Birdseye.

00:01:31.920 Birdseye faggots will appeal to your whole family.

00:01:34.820 They've made them with lashings of gravy,

00:01:36.720 But they've gone easy on the spice, because kids don't like them too spicy.

00:01:40.740 Apparently.

00:01:42.240 Birdseye even suggest that people who don't like faggots could enjoy these.

00:01:47.500 They live in hope.

00:01:52.080 You know, they could be right.

00:01:53.320 As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison,

00:02:00.180 Where do they keep coming from?

00:02:01.560 They are basically farm equipment.

00:02:03.240 That's crazy.

00:02:05.500 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.

00:02:08.120 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.

00:02:13.560 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:02:17.320 I'm not even fucking kidding.

00:02:19.220 I go by the gut, baby.

00:02:24.300 I shoot from the hips.

00:02:25.120 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:02:28.600 I've just only said the truth.

00:02:31.400 The next cock up is a very nice cock.

00:02:35.760 Because it would hurt.

00:02:36.820 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:02:37.880 It's not what this show is about.

00:02:42.540 This shit is retarded.

00:02:43.400 Genuinely nothing worse than a spicy faggot.

00:02:48.820 Am I right?

00:02:50.180 I spent all day looking at fucking old clips.

00:02:54.400 Literally old clips of just Toad talking.

00:02:57.420 And I've conformed.

00:02:58.180 I told Jose.

00:02:59.020 So yes.

00:02:59.260 No, because I was making a soundboard for Toad.

00:03:02.860 It's infuriating, isn't it?

00:03:05.260 Psychological warfare.

00:03:06.580 I feel weird.

00:03:07.740 I mean, listen to an episode, just any random episode of just him talking.

00:03:11.040 And there's no response from anybody else.

00:03:13.480 He's the most amazing person in the world.

00:03:15.540 Like he's constantly interjecting.

00:03:18.860 It's insane.

00:03:20.080 Because I'm like.

00:03:21.340 I just had a great idea.

00:03:22.660 I just had a great idea.

00:03:23.440 We should put out separate episodes for each episode of just his audio track.

00:03:31.180 We did it one time.

00:03:33.140 That'd be dope if you had a fan of each of us individually.

00:03:37.760 And it's like, yo, you can just get the RSS of Top.

00:03:40.480 You can get the RSS of Cole.

00:03:42.160 Top was trying to figure out how to get money out more.

00:03:45.880 Honestly, hold on.

00:03:46.580 Mine money out of more of our viewers.

00:03:47.960 That is going to be with every episode.

00:03:50.500 If you are a paid member of the Patreon,

00:03:52.640 you will have at least the audio of your favorite member.

00:03:56.780 You can just get in that QR code.

00:03:58.320 And when the episode's done,

00:03:59.300 you can pick and listen to only them.

00:04:01.740 Only Toad.

00:04:02.320 Only Cole.

00:04:04.460 I want to meet the man who wants to only hear Toad's interjections throughout the episode.

00:04:09.940 They're better off dead fans.

00:04:11.680 It's me.

00:04:12.280 It's me.

00:04:12.880 I've never only downloaded.

00:04:14.320 I've only downloaded only Toad.

00:04:16.220 I've never only downloaded just Jose or just Clint.

00:04:19.760 It's honestly not worthwhile.

00:04:21.760 It's to hear Toad.

00:04:24.120 He's doing this shit.

00:04:24.820 Only Toad.

00:04:24.940 This is my new porn site.

00:04:26.600 This is what he's doing the whole episode.

00:04:33.380 He gets started.

00:04:34.660 He has to get started.

00:04:35.620 He's an old diesel truck.

00:04:36.700 I have to rev my engine.

00:04:38.360 Do a couple of them and then say nothing.

00:04:40.180 I want to see what happens.

00:04:40.880 That's how he starts every sentence.

00:04:46.300 I literally just picked any clip and I was like, what the fuck?

00:04:50.020 And I did another one.

00:04:50.860 I was like, what the fuck?

00:04:51.960 Does he interject?

00:04:53.780 So I've never watched Better Off Dead.

00:04:55.920 And I never will.

00:04:59.000 I was supposed to say, does he interject himself?

00:05:00.440 You'll be winning tonight, baby boy.

00:05:02.620 If it was up to Toad on this show, he would just talk the entire time like he does on Better Off Dead.

00:05:08.440 He would literally, if we let him, he would just.

00:05:11.080 It's not going to be dead air.

00:05:12.520 If Tower Gang is just me, I got to do something.

00:05:16.080 No, but what Top's saying is that you would prefer let us not be here.

00:05:21.500 Oh, that's what you can get to, guys.

00:05:22.800 No, absolutely not.

00:05:23.860 If you download, if you come to the Patreon, you will also get the drops.

00:05:29.120 So it's just that my drop board.

00:05:32.220 When you're like sitting in your college lecture, you can fucking just hit that button.

00:05:38.720 I got the fucking base.

00:05:39.960 You could send confusing replies on Twitter when people open them and it's just.

00:05:44.420 Me doing that, I don't even know if it's from this show or Better Off Dead.

00:05:47.980 I'm not even sure.

00:05:49.100 I'm going to make that my text message alert.

00:05:51.240 Is it base?

00:05:52.260 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:05:53.820 It's another drop, another drop.

00:05:55.280 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:05:56.480 And it's just constantly.

00:05:58.580 That's constantly sad.

00:06:00.500 In the background of us talking.

00:06:02.460 No, I'm not even joking.

00:06:03.000 You say that unprompted.

00:06:03.980 Like we won't even be talking to him and then he'll just go, I don't know what.

00:06:06.800 Actually, that's how he ends.

00:06:07.880 I don't remember doing any of this.

00:06:09.260 I don't remember saying any of that.

00:06:11.220 What's funny is he usually, he does the, I don't know what we're talking about, after he says a joke.

00:06:15.420 I swear he did that at least twice today with Clint.

00:06:18.440 He'll go like, he'll say a joke.

00:06:20.020 It doesn't land.

00:06:20.780 He goes, I don't even know what we're talking about.

00:06:22.960 He did that last night when I invited myself on Better Off Dead.

00:06:27.620 He's like, I already did that.

00:06:29.300 And I was like, who fucking cares that you already covered the Luka Trace?

00:06:31.680 No, I misread what you said.

00:06:33.140 No, I know.

00:06:33.820 This is what I'm saying is that like your brain is broken.

00:06:36.500 Like you don't actually process that.

00:06:37.900 Yeah, I had a stroke, Clint.

00:06:39.460 No, I know.

00:06:40.140 But I'm saying you shouldn't be giving people betting advice because your brain doesn't work.

00:06:44.380 Cry me a river about that.

00:06:46.200 Cry me a river.

00:06:47.500 I don't care.

00:06:49.720 I was this close to clipping you saying, grand mal seizure.

00:06:55.480 It's just like a constant, constant, constant.

00:07:00.280 Those are my life, man.

00:07:01.980 Yeah.

00:07:02.280 So for those that aren't aware, I did an episode of Better Off Dead with Toad last night.

00:07:06.760 Like his most viewed at 60 viewers.

00:07:10.240 It was a bummer.

00:07:11.480 Clint, that's 10 times.

00:07:12.500 Clint, as we were saying, 10x.

00:07:15.520 As we were saying, Clint.

00:07:16.380 An order of magnitude higher.

00:07:17.740 In the pre-show, I was explaining what happened.

00:07:20.880 Because they're not privy to the private chat.

00:07:22.860 And in the private chat, Clint, out of nowhere, out of the blue goes, hey, Toad, I'll come on your show.

00:07:27.480 I'll help you out.

00:07:28.820 And Toad instantly goes back.

00:07:30.460 Like whatever subject you can cover, he goes, I covered it already today.

00:07:34.640 No thanks.

00:07:35.380 But I misread what he said.

00:07:36.840 I thought he was telling me to cover it on my show.

00:07:38.840 I didn't realize he was asking me that he wanted to come on Better Off Dead.

00:07:41.960 Because that concept makes no sense to me.

00:07:44.280 Why would anybody want to come on my show?

00:07:44.860 You know what's even weirder?

00:07:46.780 You know what concept really makes no sense?

00:07:49.020 That I would even know whether or not you've covered this topic or that I would want you to cover it as if I was going to listen to it later.

00:07:55.700 That's an absurdity.

00:07:56.820 So obviously I was inviting myself on.

00:07:59.340 Have you been listening to a show on the sly or something?

00:08:02.100 No.

00:08:02.240 This is my point is that I haven't been, nor will I be.

00:08:04.480 But anyways, the episode was great.

00:08:06.300 It's a good show.

00:08:07.060 Toad has terrible opinions.

00:08:08.560 Look, I hated every minute of it.

00:08:11.020 I hated his opinion.

00:08:12.440 He has terrible opinions.

00:08:13.660 I think you had fun.

00:08:14.780 Because Clint's like me.

00:08:16.260 We have three things.

00:08:17.540 Well, kind of three things.

00:08:18.760 I love video games, sports, and comedy.

00:08:21.120 Well, Clint loves comedy, sports, and politics.

00:08:25.280 Well, he already has comedy and politics taken care of.

00:08:26.040 I love video games, sports, and blowjobs for Mother Woman.

00:08:29.100 But Clint has two of them covered.

00:08:34.500 He needs an outlet for his third.

00:08:36.620 And so Better Off Dead is the only thing you can have an outlet with.

00:08:41.460 I still can't believe you did that.

00:08:43.000 What would have happened in one of those threesomes?

00:08:45.860 Let's say, I don't know, horse face bitch.

00:08:49.020 You would have came from a blowjob.

00:08:51.100 What would have happened to your marriage?

00:08:52.200 That wasn't the one that I attended.

00:08:57.320 No, you didn't attend that one.

00:08:58.500 Yeah, you didn't.

00:08:58.880 You weren't there.

00:08:59.780 No.

00:09:00.160 Do you think she would have grabbed your cheeks and smushed the cum out?

00:09:04.300 Go back in.

00:09:07.180 Put the toothpaste back in the tube.

00:09:09.140 Would she have been mad?

00:09:10.300 I don't think she'd be mad.

00:09:12.520 Guys.

00:09:13.240 Oh, you're wrong, dude.

00:09:14.860 You're out of your mind.

00:09:15.760 She'd be so furious.

00:09:17.300 Would your wife be mad if you came in another woman's mouth?

00:09:20.320 Is that what we were saying?

00:09:21.160 While she was there.

00:09:23.180 He's arguing that she wouldn't be mad.

00:09:27.100 Well, I don't know, because Cole had that other story where her friend blew him or whatever when she was there.

00:09:32.600 I'll tell you right now, your brother lied to you, but she'd be so fucking upset and mad at you,

00:09:37.420 and then somehow gaslight you that it's your fault.

00:09:40.340 Like, yeah, you're retarded if you think otherwise.

00:09:45.160 I've had quite a few, and let me tell you, I knew my life was on the line.

00:09:49.660 And if I were to finish with the other girl, it was like, it was over for me.

00:09:54.080 Oh, so it was like, you've had multiple that it was like, because are all the ones you had, you already had, yeah, you were in a relationship.

00:10:00.940 That's what I'm saying, yeah.

00:10:02.060 Yeah.

00:10:03.040 Okay.

00:10:03.380 We're just not familiar with the concept of you being in a relationship.

00:10:05.820 Yeah.

00:10:06.500 You're in a relationship.

00:10:07.160 You're having a threesome with the woman that you're in a relationship with and another woman.

00:10:12.660 All right, I gotcha.

00:10:13.380 Yeah, if you finish.

00:10:14.080 I can't fathom any of this.

00:10:15.720 We're just like, why do you care what some whore thinks, Clint?

00:10:19.820 It's like, I can't fathom.

00:10:20.680 No, I've watched two threesomes.

00:10:22.820 It's like, I can't fathom one.

00:10:24.160 But I don't understand yet.

00:10:25.620 I haven't learned yet.

00:10:27.140 We're trying to educate you.

00:10:28.560 So for sure, she would get upset, right?

00:10:30.660 She would probably kill him.

00:10:32.220 I don't know, but I think once you got the thing going on, whenever it finishes, you can't be mad.

00:10:41.620 Oh, you're wrong.

00:10:42.580 You're totally wrong.

00:10:43.960 I love that you're applying rationality to women.

00:10:46.380 I think she would have a question.

00:10:47.620 Cole, Cole.

00:10:48.720 She'd go, I thought I was okay with it at first, and then I saw your penis in her mouth, and you were ejaculating, and then I really realized I wasn't okay with it.

00:10:57.060 How did all of you threesomes finish, Cole?

00:10:58.760 I want to know how they all finished.

00:11:00.120 Just like that.

00:11:03.340 Just like what I said.

00:11:04.100 Tell me that you just stuffed it in her butt right before you finished everything.

00:11:06.860 List all of them off.

00:11:09.080 That would be the perfect thing to do.

00:11:10.380 How did they finish, Cole?

00:11:11.740 How did they finish?

00:11:12.700 How did you fucking finish?

00:11:13.780 I don't know.

00:11:14.280 Where?

00:11:15.520 In a condom.

00:11:16.320 The one that I watched, he nutted on the other chick's back, I'm pretty sure.

00:11:19.500 You're having threesomes in a marriage without a condom?

00:11:22.860 You're just cream pieing fucking random?

00:11:25.620 Yeah, he's just raw dog.

00:11:26.880 No, pull up.

00:11:30.120 I'm getting out of there.

00:11:34.340 I'm getting out of there.

00:11:35.880 Are you for real?

00:11:36.980 Like fucking raw dogging and pumping and dumping and fucking randos?

00:11:40.260 I'm pulling out.

00:11:41.340 Okay.

00:11:42.280 But you're still raw dog and randos.

00:11:44.120 Where are you finishing?

00:11:46.120 That's a good time.

00:11:47.640 Don't cum in them, you guys.

00:11:49.260 Who's back?

00:11:50.380 Who's back?

00:11:51.420 Not the other woman's.

00:11:53.020 Oh my god, you're a piece of shit.

00:11:54.440 I told you.

00:11:57.220 Say that again.

00:11:58.360 Say that again, Cole.

00:11:59.820 The other woman's.

00:12:02.980 You can't cum on other girls.

00:12:05.080 You can't cum in other girls.

00:12:06.100 You can't cum in their mouths.

00:12:06.800 You can't do that.

00:12:07.960 I feel like back, you might be able to make an exception.

00:12:09.800 Like if it's just literally their back.

00:12:11.200 Because there's nothing really that sexual.

00:12:12.580 It's just a place to dump your load.

00:12:13.900 Maybe you've just been like pulled out and then just on the floor.

00:12:17.720 But if it's like ass, tits, or face, it's too sexual.

00:12:20.700 There's no way she's going to be upset, you know?

00:12:23.820 Sorry, wait a second, guys.

00:12:25.260 I'm just bookmarking that right now.

00:12:26.960 Because I'm going to listen to Only Toads after.

00:12:29.900 And at about 11 minutes, he just says a joke that nobody listens to.

00:12:33.260 And then he goes back and he goes.

00:12:38.180 I'm like keenly aware of you, Toad.

00:12:40.080 It's crazy.

00:12:40.880 What's so funny is I tuned him out.

00:12:43.340 I don't mean to.

00:12:46.020 I hear the voice, but I guess it's like the husband listening.

00:12:51.400 What level of membership do you listen to Cole Threesome?

00:12:55.700 Rich, you should be finishing on your back, Rich.

00:12:58.940 Cole, just so you know, Cole, the supreme way to finish is to,

00:13:04.280 especially if you want to keep your significant other included in the climax.

00:13:08.380 Roll dog and randos is the name of the episode.

00:13:10.960 The key is to, when you're going to finish.

00:13:14.700 Guys, I'm trying to listen to this real quick.

00:13:15.860 When you're going to finish, you announce it to both of the girls.

00:13:18.820 And then you create a water fountain.

00:13:21.660 Well, you don't say it like that.

00:13:22.600 You say it masculine.

00:13:23.220 You stick your finger between your dick so it can go to both.

00:13:27.040 No, I'm about to come, and then they've got to get both of their mouths here.

00:13:29.760 Like a water hose.

00:13:31.240 You have both of their heads come just beneath the hood, you know, or the whatever.

00:13:37.880 And then you fucking, you launch it up, and then they fight over it like fucking.

00:13:42.120 Oh, it's like a bouquet.

00:13:43.520 You've got to come on your own hands, Cole, and then you wipe it evenly on both of their faces.

00:13:47.840 No, no, no.

00:13:48.700 That's fair.

00:13:49.520 Isn't it like in porn, though, that they just do the guy jacks up on their face?

00:13:53.220 That's communism.

00:13:53.640 They're just looking up.

00:13:55.660 Don't come on their face.

00:13:56.940 That's stupid.

00:13:57.540 You have to come in the air.

00:14:02.020 You have to come in the air and then let them fight for it underneath.

00:14:06.600 I'll finish, by the way, first one on the floor back.

00:14:10.700 It was really like from the other one.

00:14:12.640 It's more nourishment than in communism.

00:14:14.280 Second one.

00:14:16.420 Way more protein.

00:14:18.800 Second one didn't finish.

00:14:21.000 Third one.

00:14:22.280 Because of the stinky.

00:14:24.540 Third one.

00:14:26.820 You didn't finish the third one?

00:14:29.480 Oh, that's when she cried, right?

00:14:30.900 No, the second one.

00:14:31.800 Yeah, the second one with stinky.

00:14:35.340 Third one, she cried.

00:14:37.360 Third one.

00:14:38.300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:14:39.760 Third one happened twice.

00:14:41.320 My true love gets to me.

00:14:41.960 Yeah, technically third and fourth.

00:14:43.140 It was the same girl on the same night.

00:14:48.220 Yeah.

00:14:48.640 It was a double hatter.

00:14:50.040 Yeah, it was a double hatter.

00:14:52.680 That wasn't bad.

00:14:55.880 But no head.

00:14:56.500 Toad with a banger.

00:14:59.340 Toad's crushing tonight.

00:15:00.520 Good for you.

00:15:01.100 That's two bangers.

00:15:02.560 Two toad with the bangers.

00:15:04.140 Like right off the bat.

00:15:04.980 But no one listens to Mesa.

00:15:05.480 I think the third one, I think, of the other girl.

00:15:10.380 And in the fourth one, in Elizabeth.

00:15:13.300 Where?

00:15:14.640 In.

00:15:15.440 Where?

00:15:16.700 Which orifice?

00:15:21.440 Just the orifice.

00:15:25.060 You cream pie at her mouth?

00:15:26.300 I feel like we've crossed the line now.

00:15:28.120 You guys don't feel like we're crossing a line?

00:15:29.940 Nah.

00:15:31.420 Yeah, I do.

00:15:32.340 That's like the entire concept of this show.

00:15:34.940 I know.

00:15:35.720 But this feels like worse than usual.

00:15:38.780 Oh, I don't.

00:15:39.360 I don't think so.

00:15:39.960 I mean, he's openly advocating for like, oh, it's no big deal if I just like not in bitches.

00:15:44.140 My wife will be completely fine.

00:15:45.520 Whatever.

00:15:46.220 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:47.620 Equal dickstribution.

00:15:48.740 I don't think if I cream pie at another girl, that would be.

00:15:53.960 No, that's not.

00:15:54.760 Look her in the eye as you do it?

00:15:56.680 No, you should come in the other girl and then tell her, if you don't want me to have

00:16:01.240 a child with this woman, you're going to have to suck it out.

00:16:04.500 Oh, yeah.

00:16:05.020 Yeah, that's felching, Clint.

00:16:06.560 It's not worse than usual.

00:16:07.640 See, Josie knows.

00:16:08.380 This is what we do.

00:16:08.900 She has a scissor and swap fluids as well.

00:16:12.220 Do you guys remember when it was that felcher that tried to run for fucking president?

00:16:15.640 What the fuck happened there?

00:16:17.140 I forgot about that.

00:16:18.440 Who was that again?

00:16:19.400 I don't even know.

00:16:19.960 Some fucking rock dude.

00:16:21.560 I don't fucking know.

00:16:22.720 Dude, I just saw.

00:16:23.840 I opened up Instagram and I saw Owen Benjamin posted something.

00:16:28.060 So there's a guy that's on like the oversight committee for whatever.

00:16:32.120 I think for Doge, he's fucking blind.

00:16:35.000 And I just thought it was so.

00:16:36.380 Oh, he's not.

00:16:37.160 He's not Doge.

00:16:37.880 He works for an NGO for government oversight.

00:16:39.680 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:16:40.120 He was the guy from the top of the rock star.

00:16:42.200 He's blind.

00:16:42.900 He's evil daredevil.

00:16:45.000 His name is Hitler.

00:16:46.840 So his name is really close to Hitler.

00:16:48.860 He's a blind man named Hitler that was responsible for auditing the books of a government.

00:16:52.500 I mean, it's fucking.

00:16:53.200 It's unbelievable.

00:16:54.400 I just love it.

00:16:55.200 It's like he literally just like this is a comedy.

00:16:57.280 He said we live in a comedy.

00:16:58.800 I don't even know what to say about that.

00:17:02.520 I did not understand you about that.

00:17:03.480 There's a new drop.

00:17:04.140 There's a new drop.

00:17:05.060 No one asked you what to say about that.

00:17:06.840 We all get quiet and then you felt the need to say something.

00:17:11.340 We should do that.

00:17:12.220 Just every now and then just get quiet and leave pressure like he has to say something.

00:17:16.240 Oh, I love doing that.

00:17:17.540 That's what I was hoping earlier whenever we said something about he wants to do the show by himself.

00:17:22.600 And he started talking.

00:17:24.060 And I was hoping once he finished, none of us said anything.

00:17:26.360 We just kept going until he felt the need to keep going.

00:17:29.340 And then Clint ruined it.

00:17:30.400 And Clint started talking.

00:17:31.380 I do that to David all the time.

00:17:33.000 If there's any moment in our show where sometimes I'll be like, I have a question to ask, but I'm going to wait.

00:17:38.400 And then I wait and I'm like, one, two.

00:17:39.900 And he's already going.

00:17:40.980 Because I'm like, oh, he's a freak.

00:17:42.340 It's a funny fear that these guys have, right?

00:17:45.060 Like you feel like there can't be any empty space, Toad.

00:17:47.160 That's why you just fucking talk for 45 straight minutes on your other show?

00:17:50.820 Correct.

00:17:51.720 Yeah, I can't stop myself.

00:17:53.380 Toad, I feel like it's like criminal malpractice for you to be giving gambling advice to human beings.

00:17:59.580 Why?

00:17:59.940 If they followed me, they did well tonight.

00:18:02.020 Yeah, well, tonight.

00:18:05.000 Oh, man.

00:18:06.340 You just have a remarkable ability to not understand sports.

00:18:11.220 I feel like you don't understand sports.

00:18:13.520 I feel like you bet on them, but you don't understand them.

00:18:16.540 Does that make sense?

00:18:17.760 No.

00:18:19.500 I feel like he somehow gets off on this.

00:18:21.520 We need to address this.

00:18:22.780 We have to address this.

00:18:24.700 I've been posting these.

00:18:25.900 These are so goddamn funny.

00:18:27.340 I had a particularly evil idea last week of having our co-host, Mr. Toad, have his face

00:18:34.740 photoshopped into articles about pedophiles.

00:18:38.640 And you guys did not disappoint.

00:18:40.560 No.

00:18:40.800 He's now living in a storage container on the run.

00:18:44.120 Every one of these.

00:18:45.440 Every fucking one of these.

00:18:45.860 It's a good thing I deleted all my porn right after that episode.

00:18:48.240 It's crazy how much that fits.

00:18:53.560 Look how much that fits.

00:18:54.720 It's crazy.

00:18:55.960 I almost didn't even beat myself.

00:19:02.360 Austin police are searching for additional victims of an alleged child sex predator and

00:19:05.940 Toad's sitting there with his fucking...

00:19:07.880 With his sex predator...

00:19:09.240 With literally a sex...

00:19:10.520 What I think he would call the sex predator outfit.

00:19:13.240 For sure.

00:19:15.320 And then the Milk Sommelier hat.

00:19:16.660 Milk Sommelier man.

00:19:17.120 Milky titties.

00:19:18.300 Not creepy at all.

00:19:19.180 Creepy deemed violent sexual predator.

00:19:21.900 Sentenced for multiple jobs.

00:19:24.580 Oh, dude.

00:19:25.680 It's so good.

00:19:26.140 Every one of these.

00:19:26.860 I was getting sent...

00:19:27.700 I know Lainey sent me some.

00:19:28.380 Stephen Hawking.

00:19:29.900 Hawking.

00:19:30.300 Reharded sent me some.

00:19:31.100 There was a lot of people sent them to me.

00:19:32.620 There was one guy that was just posting them and tagging Toad and me.

00:19:36.260 Yeah, I was going to murder him.

00:19:39.560 This has been the worst week of my life.

00:19:41.940 This gives me my big idea for this week.

00:19:45.780 Hold on.

00:19:46.460 Hold on.

00:19:47.200 I do want to go to that.

00:19:48.280 But this is my big idea for this week.

00:19:50.320 And it's just a straight rip off of your mom's house.

00:19:52.400 Ruined Toad's life.

00:19:53.200 No, we're not ruining Toad's life this time.

00:19:55.480 I mean, our fans might.

00:19:56.460 Theoretically, they could.

00:19:57.360 But here's the idea.

00:19:58.200 I already had the police outside, man.

00:20:01.040 This is a straight rip off of your mom's house.

00:20:04.640 Please stop telling me.

00:20:06.060 I can't even tell that it's a drop.

00:20:08.460 It sounds like a beatboxing, man.

00:20:10.080 That's a new beat.

00:20:11.420 When you guys, when our listeners, the people listening right now in the chat, you guys

00:20:14.800 are fucking funny human beings.

00:20:16.240 What I'm asking of you is to do this.

00:20:18.000 When you go to a fast food drive-thru, I want you to video your order.

00:20:22.440 And I want you to throw in a skip the pussy or whatever.

00:20:26.500 Any catchphrase.

00:20:28.120 Well, maybe not that.

00:20:29.780 Maybe not that.

00:20:30.340 Tell me a catchphrase.

00:20:31.160 It's specifically from us.

00:20:34.020 Yell nigger at him.

00:20:35.740 Oh, nigger alert!

00:20:37.820 We want you to go yell nigger at your inner city Burger King drive-thru window and videotape

00:20:46.200 it for us.

00:20:47.360 Go to the closest church's chicken and cause a riot, please.

00:20:52.260 If you live by a Martin Luther King boulevard.

00:20:55.800 You can go to Popeye's.

00:20:57.000 We'll give you a free t-shirt if you do it, okay?

00:21:00.540 If you survive, you get a t-shirt.

00:21:03.100 If you smell fabuloso, just yell nigger and let us know what happens.

00:21:08.320 Yeah, and your shirt can say, I survived a nigger fight.

00:21:10.680 I just think it would be great if you're like, I want two Big Macs, medium fry, skip

00:21:15.720 the pussy, you know, like, and just keep moving.

00:21:19.140 Keep it moving.

00:21:19.680 Like, it would be funny.

00:21:20.980 It'd be very funny.

00:21:21.320 It'd be like, I'll take a Whopper, fries, beans in the dildo, and maybe a Coke.

00:21:27.600 If you, all right, this is what you do.

00:21:29.580 Thanks, nigger.

00:21:31.000 Here's what you do.

00:21:32.660 You go to the drive-thru.

00:21:34.080 I'll have a couple of faggots.

00:21:35.680 You go to the drive-thru, and when you're ready to pay, you're recording yourself, and

00:21:41.400 you go to give them the card, and then you pull it back, and you go, I've had a grand

00:21:45.140 mal seizure.

00:21:46.460 And then just wait, and then give them the card.

00:21:49.880 That's, I just want.

00:21:52.120 Oh, my God.

00:21:52.920 Do we have the congressman who, like, glitched out, dude?

00:21:56.000 Do that to somebody.

00:21:57.240 Like, you just stop and stare at them.

00:21:59.460 Oh, if you just, dude, if you just sit there and freeze for, like, 30 seconds, that'd

00:22:03.080 be fucking awesome.

00:22:05.280 It's like, will that complete your order?

00:22:07.740 No, I lied to the people.

00:22:09.520 I'll just think of that.

00:22:10.460 Just sit right here.

00:22:11.640 It's got to be something that if people, like, look up what you say, though, it'll bring

00:22:15.280 them to Tower Gang, right?

00:22:16.640 That's the idea.

00:22:17.260 If you do I lie to the people, skip the pussy, beans in the dildo, anything like that.

00:22:23.680 Thank you.

00:22:23.940 This is so bad.

00:22:24.920 We have a spreadsheet again, and there's so many things on it.

00:22:28.180 All right.

00:22:29.180 Let's turn up the volume.

00:22:30.440 Is going to speak up.

00:22:34.400 Is that his sound?

00:22:36.320 Did he make that sound?

00:22:37.740 Yeah.

00:22:38.800 And challenge us.

00:22:41.340 What's the going, dude?

00:22:43.580 What did he do?

00:22:44.620 Did he shit himself?

00:22:45.640 He's locked in, dude.

00:22:46.560 He's trying to swallow his tongue.

00:22:50.100 He starts to take these really pronounced swallows.

00:22:55.480 I love how everyone is just there, and they're kind of, like, taking him serious.

00:22:59.120 No, he's having a stroke.

00:23:00.760 Here, pause it real quick.

00:23:02.860 The thing is, like, everybody there is old, and, like, all the staffers are, like, they

00:23:08.440 understand.

00:23:09.420 They're, like, that's just what old people do.

00:23:11.440 That's just what they do.

00:23:12.440 Just give him a minute.

00:23:13.920 Just give him a minute.

00:23:14.500 We'll fix it in post.

00:23:15.360 If an old person's mouth starts, like, fucking up like that, either they're choking on a Werther's

00:23:20.440 or they're having a stroke.

00:23:21.900 It's one of those two things.

00:23:23.320 Listen to the tone shift.

00:23:25.620 Congressman Ron Christensen.

00:23:26.300 Oh, no!

00:23:27.580 This is a medical incident, and it was broadcast live.

00:23:31.040 The 85-year-old physician was taking questions on his live-streaming YouTube channel when he

00:23:35.960 started flirting speech and talking gibberish.

00:23:39.020 This is the guy you want to audit the Fed.

00:23:41.120 They're all fucking retarded.

00:23:42.520 His guest was in complete shock.

00:23:44.460 Oh, God.

00:23:45.280 Dr. Paul?

00:23:45.860 Dude, I sound like Ron Paul did.

00:23:48.820 I'm sorry.

00:23:49.600 That's so fucked, but it's hilarious, dude.

00:23:51.380 We like to rag on Michael Malice, but I will say that was one of his better moments where

00:23:54.760 he did...

00:23:55.480 I forget what he did, but everyone got so fucking mad.

00:23:57.580 Oh, it was some tweet.

00:23:58.540 I can't remember exactly what it was.

00:23:59.540 It was funny, though.

00:24:00.840 Yeah.

00:24:01.200 I'm pretty sure Daniel McAdam still hates him for it.

00:24:04.180 I thought it was funny.

00:24:05.780 Yeah, I thought it was funny.

00:24:06.640 I mean, I love Ron Paul, but, you know...

00:24:08.400 Look at what Ron Paul has from that.

00:24:09.960 Look at how uncomfortable Clint is.

00:24:11.220 Now, listen, if you really want to be offensive, we're the most offensive podcast in the world.

00:24:14.960 I respect Ron Paul more than anybody, but the fact that we couldn't riff off of that

00:24:19.580 is going to be a blemish on Tower Gang's history.

00:24:22.440 I'll say it right now.

00:24:23.680 Shame on all of you.

00:24:25.260 Where's the rips?

00:24:26.000 We're ripping right now.

00:24:26.920 I don't remember.

00:24:28.060 Yeah, riff, you piece of shit.

00:24:29.740 Riff, Clint.

00:24:31.300 Riff on it.

00:24:32.540 Riff some fucking piece of shit.

00:24:34.660 Did you hear the question, Senator, run for re-election in 2026?

00:24:37.940 The craziest thing is it happened multiple times with McConnell.

00:24:40.780 Turtle.

00:24:41.680 Turtle.

00:24:42.540 All right, I'm sorry, you all.

00:24:43.460 We're going to need a minute.

00:24:44.760 Look at him just froze down.

00:24:46.220 She can't even get him to let go of the podium.

00:24:50.040 He's just got a W rip on it.

00:24:51.600 He's like, I make a poop.

00:24:54.300 I make a poop.

00:24:55.720 Turtle.

00:24:56.360 Oh, man.

00:24:57.040 Dude, it's so funny because the only thing that ever goes through is that turtle.

00:25:00.260 I think Mitch McConnell has, what, like four of those videos like that?

00:25:04.980 He has like a lot.

00:25:06.220 We should just watch old people stroking out.

00:25:09.840 Like a segment on the show stroking out whenever somebody does that.

00:25:14.180 That is not.

00:25:15.620 Stroking out with Toad.

00:25:17.000 Dude, I wish I had a video of me doing it.

00:25:20.960 I bet you there's some videos of you stroking online.

00:25:23.480 Of him having a stroke.

00:25:24.380 We would watch that every single week.

00:25:25.680 But the stroke.

00:25:26.100 You guys, you remember the episode of fucking Reed's show?

00:25:30.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:31.420 That one guy that, yeah, that one that.

00:25:32.940 Were you watching it live?

00:25:34.700 No.

00:25:35.140 No, I didn't watch Reed's show.

00:25:36.520 I was watching it live and re-deleted it like a fucking re-tune.

00:25:40.020 But the guy literally, he does a backflip.

00:25:42.440 You ever seen the Rockets Stone Cold Stunnered?

00:25:44.580 And he does the fucking, like that.

00:25:46.360 And he flips and his legs hit off the ropes.

00:25:48.340 This is what this nigga did.

00:25:49.440 He was looking at, like, Reed's talking about some gay libertarian shit.

00:25:52.700 And then he goes like this.

00:25:53.360 He goes.

00:25:54.580 Well, talking about libertarian shit should make you have a seizure, to be honest.

00:25:57.900 He just looks up in the side of the room and he's like, for a minute.

00:26:00.900 And Reed's kind of like, are you still with me or something?

00:26:04.620 And then the dude just does a backflip off his couch.

00:26:09.840 And you see his, like, leg fucking spurging.

00:26:12.060 And Reed's like, oh, boy.

00:26:14.660 He's very athletic.

00:26:16.620 To be fair, Reed did try to contact people that were close to him or whatever.

00:26:20.580 It turns out it was actually not that sad of a story.

00:26:24.020 The guy deserved to die.

00:26:26.440 Well, he didn't die because he yelled at you for, like, drawing him with a mustache.

00:26:30.060 But he did deserve to die, like, moral of the story.

00:26:33.540 Yeah, we shouldn't have texted anybody.

00:26:35.760 I've been worried about.

00:26:36.580 Anyway, yeah, we need to watch more people stroking out.

00:26:38.540 That's so much fun, dude.

00:26:40.540 Well, so my stroke, you wouldn't have seen much happen.

00:26:43.100 But my seizure would have been crazy.

00:26:46.240 I don't like that at all.

00:26:47.440 I don't like that.

00:26:48.760 I don't like that either.

00:26:50.020 That's a fucking nightmare.

00:26:52.400 Is that George Floyd?

00:26:53.860 That's a fucking nightmare.

00:26:55.520 You got to stop playing that.

00:26:56.900 That's a moon ship, baby.

00:26:58.240 That's a moon cricket, doggy.

00:26:59.800 That's one of the worst things I've ever seen in my entire life.

00:27:02.120 I don't know why that bothered me so much.

00:27:04.920 I can tell why he bothered you.

00:27:06.480 It was black.

00:27:07.460 Yeah.

00:27:08.140 You think that there's really people like that?

00:27:10.620 Like, because honestly, I think it was, I don't know if it was AI.

00:27:14.340 Like, look at this shit.

00:27:15.300 I don't know if it was AI.

00:27:17.160 But black people be like this.

00:27:18.760 Black people be like this.

00:27:20.100 Black people be being like this sometimes.

00:27:23.920 She's from the Congo.

00:27:25.280 Yo, black people be having shit like this.

00:27:26.980 If Liz really loves you, when you're about to finish, that's what she'll look like.

00:27:32.760 Dude, if I had that much nut.

00:27:34.820 Oh, my God.

00:27:36.460 I think this chick would give a better blowjob than Liz.

00:27:40.980 I think she looked better before.

00:27:42.920 At what point do you, she did look better before.

00:27:44.360 At what point do you go, this tumor on my face has gotten out of control?

00:27:47.560 Like 75 pounds ago?

00:27:52.740 Dude, her teeth are in the fucking tumor.

00:27:55.080 How did she hold up that tumor with that weak-ass neck?

00:27:58.980 Actually, that's a good point.

00:28:00.100 How was she eating?

00:28:00.120 What, was she taking all her food intravenously?

00:28:02.560 God, this is awful to look at.

00:28:04.440 Oh.

00:28:05.160 That bums me out.

00:28:06.060 She looks like a pelican.

00:28:07.000 Fucked up, right?

00:28:09.100 She aborted that chin, dude.

00:28:10.120 She looks like a pelican.

00:28:11.780 She looks like a pelican.

00:28:13.360 Dude, it looks like she had ovaries in her jaw and got pregnant.

00:28:17.080 She aborted that chin.

00:28:19.700 Man.

00:28:20.600 All right, all right.

00:28:21.180 Six for me.

00:28:22.780 Oh, number six, baby.

00:28:23.940 Number six.

00:28:25.640 Number six.

00:28:26.940 All right.

00:28:27.300 So a teenager who got his teacher pregnant when he was 13 claims he was the one who instigated the relationship and is calling for her charges to be dropped.

00:28:35.740 New Jersey teacher Laura Caron was arrested for raping a male child for years, allegedly starting around the time the boy was 11.

00:28:42.160 The relationship began when Caron was about 26 years old and allegedly went on for at least four years, from 11 to 15.

00:28:50.280 She's like, at 16, she's like, this nigga too old.

00:28:52.760 All right.

00:28:52.960 They need to drop all charges.

00:28:54.620 I wasn't groomed or raped or manipulated by her.

00:28:56.580 She never initiated anything.

00:28:57.760 I started everything.

00:28:59.980 At 11, he was like, what's up, sweet?

00:29:03.100 It was all me.

00:29:04.380 Yeah.

00:29:04.600 Dude.

00:29:05.380 Amazing.

00:29:06.180 Great.

00:29:07.220 Fifth fucking great.

00:29:08.760 Dude, the kid is also black, so he's going to get a head start.

00:29:12.440 Look at those abs.

00:29:13.840 Look at those abs, though.

00:29:14.680 I mean, like, yeah.

00:29:15.780 Look at this.

00:29:16.240 It's out of the box like that.

00:29:19.520 They're not going to show his face?

00:29:20.660 They always look so bad in the jumpsuit.

00:29:23.180 I guess there's no makeup or whatever in jail.

00:29:25.300 But, like, they're always just like banging.

00:29:26.900 Bro, with makeup on?

00:29:27.840 With makeup on, she'd be cute.

00:29:29.000 I don't think she looks that bad.

00:29:30.600 Yeah, she's a six with makeup, for sure.

00:29:32.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:33.000 No, she's pretty banging for a teacher.

00:29:34.820 Yeah.

00:29:35.120 Yeah.

00:29:35.680 Solid.

00:29:38.340 Wow.

00:29:38.740 I mean, his riz at 11 is crazy.

00:29:40.320 Yeah, that is a wild.

00:29:41.160 At 11?

00:29:41.860 At 11?

00:29:42.700 Yo, his riz at 11 was at 11.

00:29:45.260 I've never seen anything like it.

00:29:46.200 Do you think, like, he was trying to do that to all his teachers?

00:29:50.620 Yeah, he's black.

00:29:52.740 It's just ingrained in them to rape.

00:29:54.740 To fuck.

00:29:56.560 It wasn't raping her, dude.

00:29:58.060 They have to participate in rape of some sort.

00:30:00.220 But they're attracted to rape.

00:30:01.460 Yeah, it's the rape thing.

00:30:03.220 They're attracted to rape in general.

00:30:05.480 He just had to do it.

00:30:06.640 It's like, I'm going to impregnate this chick.

00:30:08.480 I'm going to rapes.

00:30:09.640 So, yeah.

00:30:10.220 So, their thesis is that up until 18, black men are just getting raped.

00:30:15.160 And then as soon as they turn 18, they start to rape.

00:30:17.600 Did he knock her up?

00:30:18.500 Right.

00:30:19.700 But at what point did they cross the rape line?

00:30:22.280 Oh, he did knock her up?

00:30:23.500 Yeah.

00:30:23.780 At fucking 13 years old, he got that chick pregnant.

00:30:26.000 Fucking dope.

00:30:26.500 Wow.

00:30:26.960 Yeah, I told you.

00:30:27.640 He's going to be one of the youngest black people to ever leave their children.

00:30:31.020 But you've got to keep in mind, too.

00:30:32.140 It took years to build that case.

00:30:34.000 So, she looks.

00:30:35.220 I mean, what did she look there?

00:30:36.100 30?

00:30:37.560 Yeah.

00:30:37.840 So, she was 28.

00:30:40.100 She'd been fucking him for five years.

00:30:41.640 That puts her at 24, 23 years old.

00:30:44.080 Drop the charges.

00:30:44.840 Who gives a fuck?

00:30:45.760 Yeah.

00:30:46.360 Especially if she was hot.

00:30:50.500 I just, I honestly think, like, well, 11 is insane.

00:30:54.220 I mean, in fairness.

00:30:56.220 If she's hot, then let her go free.

00:30:58.920 If she's ugly, lock her up.

00:31:00.420 Think about it this way, though.

00:31:01.240 At 11 years old, that kid is already almost full-blown, like, full-grown super predator.

00:31:06.860 Yeah, I had, like, no dick game at 11.

00:31:10.020 None.

00:31:10.420 Yeah.

00:31:11.180 100%.

00:31:11.540 The kid should be put in jail.

00:31:13.580 I don't know why we're putting this nice white lady in jail.

00:31:15.880 I agree.

00:31:16.720 We should put him in juvenile detention for that.

00:31:18.640 Think about what kind of a fucking monster you've got to be at 11 years old.

00:31:21.740 And then you have to, like, be in school with these other kids that are just doing regular shit.

00:31:24.900 You know what we used to do when they fucked our women?

00:31:26.820 You know what we used to do?

00:31:28.340 Trees.

00:31:28.640 Hang them.

00:31:29.380 With trees.

00:31:29.640 Tell them.

00:31:30.620 Lynch them.

00:31:31.300 Black don't crack.

00:31:35.740 At 11, he was a menace to society.

00:31:38.860 No, seriously, though.

00:31:39.560 That kid would be, by the way, if this was 1945, that kid would have been lynched.

00:31:43.340 Yeah, he'd be hanging from a tree.

00:31:43.840 For sure.

00:31:44.380 For sure.

00:31:44.940 Oh, yeah.

00:31:45.260 I mean, like.

00:31:47.500 Yeah, that was Dayquil.

00:31:49.040 Even the children's be raping our teachers.

00:31:51.040 This is how you deal with fucking black people, all right?

00:31:56.100 We need to take some lessons, and honestly, he should come on the show.

00:32:03.300 John Rocker is fucking yoked.

00:32:06.060 Look at this dude.

00:32:07.460 Look at the size of his neck.

00:32:09.360 If this actually went to blows, he would have destroyed a whole scene.

00:32:13.620 Watch what he does.

00:32:14.800 Look, look, look, look.

00:32:16.900 Black dude thinks about it.

00:32:18.320 Elizabeth is the worst when it comes to blows, by the way.

00:32:21.040 Black dude there thinks about it, and then he's looking at, now he's looking at this

00:32:26.040 dude, and watch how he reacts.

00:32:28.720 He's like, you know what?

00:32:32.540 Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

00:32:33.840 He don't want to fight.

00:32:35.320 Never wanted to fight once he'd seen him walking up.

00:32:38.220 Look at him.

00:32:38.700 What a fucking brute, dude.

00:32:40.960 Fucking tosses him.

00:32:42.160 Like, hits him in the foot, too.

00:32:43.960 He throws a strike.

00:32:44.620 Holmes is older, too, right?

00:32:45.580 He's older than rocker.

00:32:46.820 That's a fucking.

00:32:47.480 That's a fucking.

00:32:47.560 That's a big dude.

00:32:48.860 A strike at his foot.

00:32:49.840 Look at it.

00:32:50.140 Look at the fucking accuracy, dog.

00:32:52.140 Back foot slider, watch it.

00:32:53.400 Through it, through the legs.

00:32:55.080 Bang, hits him in the foot.

00:32:56.100 God, I love John Rocker, man.

00:32:57.140 That's an immense, incredible aim.

00:32:59.940 I love that he follows me.

00:33:03.760 What a fucking cool guy.

00:33:04.860 Dude, yeah, they're going to fight each other.

00:33:07.480 Hell yeah.

00:33:08.260 It's pretty cool that John.

00:33:09.640 It's just, I just think it's neat that John Rocker is still on steroids.

00:33:12.100 Like, that's cool.

00:33:12.900 Oh, it's big-time steroids.

00:33:14.060 Yeah, cool as fuck, dude.

00:33:15.060 Huge, dude.

00:33:15.840 Like, his shoulder bone shots.

00:33:16.100 That is crazy.

00:33:17.500 Dude, we should talk about booty bongos.

00:33:20.500 What?

00:33:21.240 Booty bongos.

00:33:21.880 Next topic.

00:33:22.400 Let's go.

00:33:22.960 Give a number.

00:33:24.480 Seven.

00:33:25.760 I don't think I saw this.

00:33:26.620 I don't know.

00:33:27.060 Booty bongos.

00:33:27.780 Big balls gets a good job.

00:33:30.460 Close enough.

00:33:32.620 Big enough.

00:33:33.640 Fuck it.

00:33:34.160 Booty bongos.

00:33:34.740 Oh, man.

00:33:35.040 Booty bongos.

00:33:35.380 Oh, right, right, right, right.

00:33:36.580 This is some weird-

00:33:38.800 I'm trying to look for it.

00:33:39.820 I can't maybe tell her.

00:33:40.980 Where did it go?

00:33:41.360 I have the sheet up.

00:33:42.260 What are we talking about?

00:33:42.800 Here it is.

00:33:42.980 Here it is.

00:33:43.260 Well, my bad.

00:33:44.320 I'll do better next time, and I'll refer to it to this.

00:33:45.580 Is this some reality show?

00:33:46.860 What is this show?

00:33:47.500 Yes, but watch it.

00:33:47.960 Watch it, though.

00:33:48.800 This is-

00:33:49.720 Give me the wings, how are you?

00:33:51.860 Oh, it's Italian.

00:33:53.340 No, it's-

00:33:53.940 Oh, I was hoping you could translate.

00:33:57.860 That's his bitch, basically.

00:33:59.200 Oh, here, pause it.

00:33:59.840 This is their version of temptation island, man.

00:34:03.500 Jose, I was hoping, I was one of the top to guess

00:34:05.900 what was going on here before, but, I mean, he already gave it up.

00:34:09.180 It looks like The Bachelor.

00:34:10.420 A scene of The Bachelor or some shit like that?

00:34:12.160 Yeah, it's something like that.

00:34:12.900 It's La Isla de las Tentaciones, which is-

00:34:16.040 Six.

00:34:16.780 Thank you for tearing that up, Toad.

00:34:19.480 It's Temptation Island.

00:34:20.140 Yeah.

00:34:20.700 Temptation Island, six, yeah.

00:34:22.720 Your colors.

00:34:23.680 Wednesday.

00:34:24.000 What is Spanish?

00:34:25.160 Wednesday at 10 p.m.

00:34:28.280 Tonta, yaya, atza.

00:34:30.120 Toma, cuatro.

00:34:33.060 Oh, he's mad.

00:34:34.320 Is that happening live?

00:34:35.300 Is that happening live?

00:34:36.760 Yeah, I think so.

00:34:38.200 Well, I think it's recording of the booty stuff.

00:34:41.120 He puts his hair in the water.

00:34:43.200 He fucking-

00:34:44.480 The booty bongos is the best part, though.

00:34:46.700 That's his bra.

00:34:47.960 Dude, it makes more sense now watching it that, like, it's-

00:34:50.980 Can you mute it, Tyler?

00:34:53.800 So, all the memes were of the, like, the, uh, have you seen, like, the-

00:34:57.980 The pictures of, like, a wolf.

00:34:59.120 Can you imagine your bitch getting booty bongoed?

00:35:01.160 Dude, I'd be mad if my bitch was with a black guy.

00:35:04.400 He played, like, a Spanish beat on her ass, too.

00:35:06.020 He goes, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

00:35:07.120 I guess he's listening now.

00:35:08.420 I don't know.

00:35:08.520 And I was like, at first, it didn't make sense.

00:35:09.980 But now that you're watching, it's like, oh, this is a Spanish show.

00:35:12.040 Of course.

00:35:12.420 Look at how dramatic he is.

00:35:13.680 Get dramatical.

00:35:14.640 Ay, papi.

00:35:15.480 Yeah, it's like, um, because they have those fucking-

00:35:17.460 What's the novella?

00:35:18.660 Uh, what are those Spanish soap operas called again?

00:35:21.260 They're called novellas.

00:35:22.200 This is-

00:35:22.520 Yeah, they're all over-dramatized.

00:35:24.660 It is over if another nigga is playing bongos on your booty.

00:35:27.960 Dude, that's so many good tweets.

00:35:29.440 Like, people are like, man, I go full Joker.

00:35:31.280 If I see a video of somebody playing bongos on my bitch's booty.

00:35:36.100 It's over, dude.

00:35:36.960 What makes this particularly horrific is that she knows that he's going to see this, right?

00:35:41.620 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:35:42.620 Yeah, it's right there, yeah.

00:35:44.040 So, she's just the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

00:35:46.740 I would kill everybody involved.

00:35:48.300 I'd kill the entire production staff.

00:35:50.840 Just come back with a gun.

00:35:51.840 I'd kill the production staff.

00:35:53.500 I'd kill all of the guys sitting around me.

00:35:55.160 Then I'd find her in the jacuzzi.

00:35:56.500 I'd kill the booty bongo guy.

00:35:57.680 Why would you be mad?

00:35:58.840 You made me do this!

00:36:00.200 You made me do this!

00:36:01.280 I'd take her home.

00:36:02.100 I'd kill her entire family while she has to watch.

00:36:04.020 Then I'd fucking finish it with her.

00:36:05.280 And then I find out everybody that watched the clip online killed them.

00:36:09.520 I had to kill a billion people.

00:36:11.020 Not to fuck YouTube.

00:36:13.260 After you kill her, you kind of-

00:36:15.560 You go, bo-do-do-do-do-do-do.

00:36:16.740 Right on her ass.

00:36:17.680 That's how it feels, bitch.

00:36:18.840 I have to reclaim the bongo.

00:36:21.660 Yeah, and then as we're going to order sets and they become snares.

00:36:25.240 Because it's like-

00:36:26.900 I don't know.

00:36:27.400 Why would I be mad?

00:36:28.580 Why would I be mad?

00:36:30.140 Yes.

00:36:31.000 Why would I be mad?

00:36:32.520 Here's the thing.

00:36:33.080 Here's the thing.

00:36:33.780 If your girl's just cheating on you regular and then you find out,

00:36:37.700 that's worse than this because she's at least telling you.

00:36:41.700 She's telling you that she's cheating.

00:36:43.220 Why would you even be mad?

00:36:44.080 It's like, this is the worst thing anyone could do.

00:36:45.600 I mean, no.

00:36:46.400 Yeah, this is the worst.

00:36:47.640 So just so we understand this clearly, Todd,

00:36:50.240 if your wife cheated on you right in front of you,

00:36:53.700 you'd be thrilled?

00:36:55.580 No, but I'd be glad because it's like she's telling you.

00:36:59.260 So there is no more emotion there.

00:37:00.920 I no longer have-

00:37:01.840 The next time you talk about him like that,

00:37:02.860 I'm going to fucking cut you.

00:37:04.540 And you-

00:37:05.220 And I'll do it, baby.

00:37:06.520 Same guy.

00:37:07.620 Wait, wait, wait.

00:37:08.300 Hold on, hold on.

00:37:08.820 You're saying you would feel no-

00:37:10.600 If you saw your wife in the pool,

00:37:13.140 another man just goes right on her butt.

00:37:14.920 What if Todd is booty bongoing your wife?

00:37:17.480 You're thinking about, you're mad-

00:37:20.000 It's not my style, man.

00:37:21.900 Here's what you're mad about, Clint.

00:37:23.220 You're mad about the confrontation

00:37:24.600 that you're going to have with this person after, right?

00:37:27.820 No.

00:37:28.460 Your heart broke it.

00:37:29.280 It's pretty much the booty bongo thing, really.

00:37:31.660 No, no, no.

00:37:32.620 When you confront your girlfriend for cheating on you,

00:37:35.620 you're mad because there's an emotion of like,

00:37:38.080 like something is tied.

00:37:39.880 And like, maybe you could even try to work it out.

00:37:42.700 After seeing that, that's what I'm saying.

00:37:44.140 Like, this is so done.

00:37:45.500 You're saying it's just like a-

00:37:47.100 It's ripping the band-aid off.

00:37:48.740 It's over, yeah.

00:37:49.620 I normally would agree.

00:37:50.340 I'm dead inside to this bitch.

00:37:51.880 Like, that's like a-

00:37:52.880 I normally would agree,

00:37:53.500 but a booty bongo is such another level of disrespect.

00:37:56.240 Especially the way you're going to get caught for it.

00:37:58.400 And live, like, you know he's going to see-

00:38:01.400 Put it up later.

00:38:02.540 I think like if it was just her-

00:38:04.880 I think if it was just her making out with them,

00:38:07.020 I think I would kind of-

00:38:08.160 It's a little-

00:38:08.940 Like, I don't know if I agree with you fully,

00:38:10.060 but I kind of understand where you're coming from.

00:38:12.380 Booty bongo, over the top.

00:38:13.860 Like, it's immediately, it's a separate tier.

00:38:15.860 Like, I could see-

00:38:16.420 Actually, I disagree.

00:38:17.420 I think that the kissing is worse than the bongoing.

00:38:20.540 No way.

00:38:21.480 No way.

00:38:22.100 No way.

00:38:22.560 No way.

00:38:23.500 I feel kissing is so much-

00:38:24.660 Which would you be more likely to forgive your girlfriend for doing?

00:38:29.100 Actually, maybe Clint is right.

00:38:32.600 Clint might be right, because if you walk down the street-

00:38:34.700 Kissing, honestly.

00:38:35.500 Completely kissing, too.

00:38:36.880 I'd like to stand on my own.

00:38:37.560 My wife's in such a horrid situation where someone's slapping her booty like that.

00:38:41.860 Like, I could understand a somehow accidentally-

00:38:44.860 Well, not accidentally, but like, you kid, and then you're like, oh, okay.

00:38:47.780 But like, if you're already literally in his lap-

00:38:49.860 It takes way less effort-

00:38:54.160 If Toad backs up my opinion when it comes to relationship shit, then immediately I'm wrong.

00:38:58.480 It takes way less effort to slap a chick in the ass than it does to make out-

00:39:02.160 We have three married men on one side with children.

00:39:05.560 It's not slapping a chick in the ass.

00:39:07.080 It's her on top of you.

00:39:08.740 Yeah.

00:39:08.920 Like, her pit tits are in your face, and then you're just going, while I'm here, I'm going

00:39:12.960 to play with her ass, too, and do bongos with it.

00:39:15.380 Totally.

00:39:15.740 Like, it's so much easier to kiss somebody.

00:39:18.240 It just makes the entire act more disrespectful, I guess I would say.

00:39:21.760 She's also spread eagle on him, which is like a sexual position.

00:39:25.460 What if he slipped a finger in there?

00:39:27.940 It's not what if.

00:39:28.940 It's what your girl is showing.

00:39:31.180 She's showing, like, the willingness to-

00:39:33.640 Oh, it's so over.

00:39:35.280 It's so over.

00:39:36.500 It's as if you've never even known each other.

00:39:38.980 There's, like, three levels to this.

00:39:40.980 It's, like, the level one is, like, kissing him.

00:39:44.260 Level two is booty bongos.

00:39:45.400 Level three is, like, nut on her face.

00:39:47.720 Like, that is, like, basically-

00:39:48.960 Nut on her back, right, Cole?

00:39:50.440 What?

00:39:51.220 Nut on her back?

00:39:52.480 That's below kissing.

00:39:56.620 That's just, like, I've got to get rid of this somewhere.

00:39:58.660 Like, I could put it in the trash, but I'll put it on her back.

00:40:01.360 But if you see your bitch get nut on in the face, and you see a video of that from

00:40:05.180 another dude, like, it's passed over.

00:40:08.520 Like, it never even started.

00:40:11.920 Yeah.

00:40:12.240 You're, like, I want to go get a lobotomy so I can just get rid of the memories of

00:40:16.280 ever having known you.

00:40:17.320 Yeah, it's, like, I don't even want to kill you.

00:40:18.880 I just, I want to just forget that you ever existed.

00:40:24.080 All right.

00:40:25.300 Lainey in it?

00:40:27.180 Ooh.

00:40:28.160 That's a little early for Lainey, is it not?

00:40:30.140 I'm feeling it, though.

00:40:31.020 I need to vibe shit.

00:40:31.680 It is a little early.

00:40:32.560 I had something I had just sent to Tyler.

00:40:34.340 I know it's probably not going to be on the thing yet.

00:40:35.380 Well, here, if we could run, all right, all right, if we could run nine, run nine for

00:40:41.020 me, Tyler, please.

00:40:43.040 This is pretty fucking awesome.

00:40:44.280 Oh, that's, yeah, I like that.

00:40:45.340 What is this?

00:40:45.760 I like what that says right there.

00:40:48.220 Yeah.

00:40:48.920 That's what it says.

00:40:50.400 I can't find anything.

00:40:51.340 I don't know which one we're doing.

00:40:52.640 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:40:52.900 I can't find anything in this spreadsheet.

00:40:54.500 It's so many, so many things.

00:40:55.660 There's just too much stuff.

00:40:56.720 Yeah, we have so much content.

00:40:58.360 Oh, yeah, this.

00:40:59.400 It's funny, I actually covered this seriously on my morning show today.

00:41:02.540 All right, so, teacher had sexual relationship with special needs student, asked him to bring

00:41:09.260 a gun to school to shoot Kali.

00:41:11.640 But wait, there's more.

00:41:13.460 How much is this bitch's face?

00:41:14.860 I mean, amazing.

00:41:15.380 Is it a black kid?

00:41:16.460 Is it a black kid?

00:41:17.520 It's gotta be.

00:41:18.180 I want to add something to this.

00:41:19.740 I don't think we're going to find out.

00:41:20.800 I want to add something to this.

00:41:21.920 So, yes.

00:41:22.460 I've read this already.

00:41:23.540 This bitch's name is Imagine.

00:41:26.000 No.

00:41:26.940 How is it spelled?

00:41:27.760 How is it spelled?

00:41:28.240 I am AG.

00:41:30.180 I literally read this, and then I had to do a double take because I was confused because

00:41:34.220 I thought they were saying to imagine, and I was like, that doesn't make sense here.

00:41:37.340 Imagine if a bitch had sex with a special needs kid and asked him to bring.

00:41:40.720 Imagine KU or a parapro...

00:41:42.540 That's how I read it in my head.

00:41:44.320 No, this is an anagram.

00:41:46.140 This is an anagram for something like with George Floyd's teacher.

00:41:50.340 Do you remember that?

00:41:51.440 What the fuck was her name?

00:41:52.760 Is that what you're saying?

00:41:53.740 An anagram.

00:41:54.720 Like, if you read the letters, it spells something.

00:41:56.820 It goes both ways.

00:41:57.800 What is it, paraprofessional?

00:41:59.020 What the fuck's that?

00:42:00.040 She works with retarded people, Clint.

00:42:01.960 She fucking, what, leads paramilitary groups or something?

00:42:04.940 No, it means she teaches retarded children.

00:42:08.140 She's a freedom fighter.

00:42:09.820 Legitimately, her trying to get a kid to bring a gun to shoot people out of school makes me think she's like CIA.

00:42:14.900 That's what a paraprofessional is, dude.

00:42:18.220 You know what you should have done if he's a super Chad, though?

00:42:20.540 He should go, he should fuck the teacher, and then he should turn her in.

00:42:25.300 Yeah, you should also...

00:42:25.940 Chad move.

00:42:26.740 It's like this.

00:42:27.880 It's like the George Floyd's former teacher look, Waynal Sexton.

00:42:31.280 Remember that?

00:42:32.140 Yeah, I remember that.

00:42:33.160 I do remember that.

00:42:35.180 Dude, fuck me my Waynal.

00:42:38.060 Waynal Sexton?

00:42:38.700 You're going to give me that Waynal later?

00:42:40.160 Dude, no.

00:42:42.260 It doesn't, they don't, there's no way that that's real.

00:42:44.820 There's no way that girl's name is...

00:42:46.320 What's more fucked up?

00:42:49.720 Fucking a retard or getting a retard to shoot people?

00:42:54.460 Or both?

00:42:55.100 The latter?

00:42:56.080 Fucking a retard is more fucked up.

00:42:57.540 No, no, well, let me ask you.

00:42:58.700 What other reason would you fuck a retard?

00:43:00.780 Like, if I can, if I can, I will fuck a retard to get them to pull that trigger.

00:43:03.760 I bet you're a crazy dick game.

00:43:04.940 It's a great justification.

00:43:06.320 If you're going to fuck a retard, you do it for this exact purpose.

00:43:08.940 That's a great point.

00:43:09.160 Dude, if you're fucking him, you're doing something, like, to him, and I think you're

00:43:11.880 really messing him up psychologically, but if you just have him shoot somebody, he's

00:43:15.120 not going to give a shit.

00:43:17.520 I don't think you can damage a retard.

00:43:19.380 Yeah, I don't think you can either.

00:43:20.060 They're bulletproof.

00:43:21.180 They're indestructible.

00:43:21.700 No, no, no, no.

00:43:22.520 I mean, physically, they can't physically.

00:43:25.120 They're invulnerable.

00:43:26.740 I feel like emotionally, you can't damage a retard.

00:43:28.920 I am invincible.

00:43:30.920 He said damage them psychologically.

00:43:32.780 I was like, they have no psych, like, there's nothing up there.

00:43:35.500 Are we talking about retarded people or black people?

00:43:37.660 Well, it's special needs, so it could be either.

00:43:41.240 Yeah.

00:43:41.440 Okay.

00:43:42.200 Well, that was kind of the whole point.

00:43:43.700 Like, ugh.

00:43:44.780 Well, whatever.

00:43:45.520 We need volume.

00:43:46.420 With his wife and little nigglet.

00:43:50.060 Sorry.

00:43:51.100 I think this episode got pulled for that.

00:43:53.500 It got pulled for that?

00:43:54.940 With his wife and little nigglet.

00:43:56.840 Timples switched over to Rumble just because of this.

00:43:59.680 No, it's very nice children.

00:44:02.060 Very nice children.

00:44:02.920 I'm sorry.

00:44:04.860 Dude, I like how Milo's wearing the MGM grand gear, man.

00:44:07.680 Hell yeah.

00:44:08.180 Oh, that's Milo?

00:44:09.480 Yeah.

00:44:09.800 He was revered in my life earlier.

00:44:11.020 I think that's how I started to be ex-gay.

00:44:13.040 A complete faggot.

00:44:14.500 He's not anymore.

00:44:15.320 He's straight now.

00:44:16.480 He's trying to be.

00:44:17.540 I'm sure he is.

00:44:17.900 This is like a straight gay.

00:44:19.440 This is like what gay is trying to be straight.

00:44:21.400 I enjoy it because I am the hardest.

00:44:24.720 Hell is one of these people from back in the day where I used to watch him and really appreciate

00:44:29.200 his game.

00:44:29.600 I find him tiring now.

00:44:31.100 He went away.

00:44:31.880 He came back.

00:44:32.300 No, he's just as annoying.

00:44:33.340 He's the same annoying faggot that he was before.

00:44:35.600 And I just like, I really appreciate what he does.

00:44:38.220 He's a dangerous faggot.

00:44:39.580 I thought, I honestly, I liked him a little bit better when he was like fucking lots of

00:44:44.300 black dudes.

00:44:46.720 I felt like he was more on top of his game.

00:44:49.060 I really do.

00:44:49.660 I only began liking him when he started.

00:44:51.300 You're following me.

00:44:52.260 Yeah.

00:44:52.720 He needs to get back on that dick.

00:44:55.120 Yeah.

00:44:55.500 I feel like he's going through dick withdrawals and it's like, it's making him less crisp.

00:44:59.640 This is his eloquence was at its apex when he was.

00:45:03.460 It's the jizz.

00:45:04.360 It really is.

00:45:04.980 Oh my God.

00:45:05.700 It's the jizz.

00:45:07.360 Wasn't that the, we have that like one cult that's all about like the jizz and it's

00:45:10.880 all in the semen.

00:45:11.680 Oh yes.

00:45:12.120 Dude.

00:45:13.120 This is case in point.

00:45:14.160 Drinking the seed.

00:45:15.120 Yeah.

00:45:16.160 He's deprived himself of the seed.

00:45:18.220 He's lost the spirit.

00:45:19.400 He's all riz and no jizz now.

00:45:21.420 All riz and no jizz now.

00:45:25.520 He's like Samson, but the jizz was his riz.

00:45:28.660 Yeah.

00:45:29.080 He just took the jizz away.

00:45:30.620 Oh God.

00:45:31.240 He took the jizz away.

00:45:34.140 Bring me my jizz.

00:45:35.600 I have a debate.

00:45:36.500 Oh my God.

00:45:41.020 What's up faggots?

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00:46:13.920 Back to the show.

00:46:18.840 This is a deer calling championship where people are blowing misery news.

00:46:36.400 It's not even making any noise.

00:46:38.600 That's the joke, Toad.

00:46:39.760 They'd remove the sound.

00:46:41.140 So they're just doing these like.

00:46:42.840 I was like, is it a noise?

00:46:44.700 I don't hear one deer.

00:46:46.560 How the fuck is this going to make a deer come?

00:46:49.960 How is this going to make a deer come?

00:46:53.200 Well, maybe it's at a frequency that only deer can hear.

00:46:56.920 Wait, is there a frequency that makes deer come?

00:46:59.700 I don't know.

00:47:01.820 Based on how it looks, based on how many deer come.

00:47:05.940 I don't know.

00:47:06.860 Imagine there is a frequency at which you could just play in the field and the deer come.

00:47:13.040 That would be like the ultimate.

00:47:15.500 Yeah.

00:47:16.660 You're trying to line up one for a good shot.

00:47:18.780 And you're like, play the come noise.

00:47:20.300 And you're like, yeah.

00:47:23.680 I thought that's how it works.

00:47:24.780 I don't know.

00:47:25.100 I don't know.

00:47:25.180 I don't know.

00:47:25.360 I don't know.

00:47:25.580 I don't know.

00:47:25.840 It turns jizzing everywhere.

00:47:27.260 Oh, my God.

00:47:29.920 It just reminds me of that.

00:47:31.500 Was it the brown note?

00:47:32.340 The white note?

00:47:33.700 Yeah.

00:47:34.140 The brown note is the one that makes you shit yourself.

00:47:37.440 Would there be a strategic advantage to having the deer come before you shoot it?

00:47:42.680 Like, would the meat taste better?

00:47:44.500 It's the same idea as when you spot them with a flashlight, but instead you're making them jizz.

00:47:48.800 They're like, oh, fuck.

00:47:49.700 I can't move.

00:47:50.840 I also think like...

00:47:52.080 It makes them easier to shoot.

00:47:54.580 They already shot.

00:47:55.580 If you jerk them off first, they're pretty easy to shoot.

00:47:58.300 During a moment of post-notch clarity, that's what I want to hear.

00:48:00.920 You can't get shot as you're nutting with an awful...

00:48:03.120 Deer are pretty hard to hunt unless you jerk them off first.

00:48:07.680 Then they're the fucking easiest prey in the world.

00:48:09.300 I was about to say, after I jerk off, I kind of just want to lay there for a second.

00:48:13.420 For like 30 seconds, you're pretty laid back and you're like, whatever.

00:48:18.220 I've always described it.

00:48:19.300 I feel like a bitch right after I come.

00:48:21.060 I'm just like...

00:48:21.920 I'm zen.

00:48:25.100 I feel recluse.

00:48:26.200 You can just like pistol them.

00:48:27.740 You can just walk up and...

00:48:28.880 Clint, after he comes, he's like, I'm zen.

00:48:31.460 I'm in the zone.

00:48:32.080 My wrist hurts a little bit.

00:48:34.740 Very sore, the wrist.

00:48:36.400 The wrist is in pain.

00:48:38.260 That's true.

00:48:39.340 All right.

00:48:39.800 What's the next one?

00:48:41.340 Laney hit it.

00:48:41.940 Let's do it.

00:48:42.900 I like fucking Benson Bone.

00:48:44.680 Oh, this is...

00:48:45.480 What is this?

00:48:48.440 I missed some of these when they got posted.

00:48:49.720 For one, the worst halftime show since last year's halftime show.

00:48:53.240 I posted this one.

00:48:54.400 Also, this guy running around...

00:48:56.840 This guy...

00:48:58.120 I don't want to know if he belongs there or not.

00:48:59.940 No charges, by the way.

00:49:01.420 He got let go.

00:49:02.420 I'd rather let him talk about this.

00:49:03.320 He looks like Kanye West.

00:49:04.960 Whatever.

00:49:06.160 Honestly, what if that was part of the show?

00:49:08.740 Like, what if he did that?

00:49:10.500 It made it on the scene.

00:49:12.560 Hey, the ceasefire is staying strong.

00:49:13.980 So what if he saved the world?

00:49:15.340 All right.

00:49:15.640 He might have saved the world.

00:49:16.600 You don't fucking know?

00:49:17.220 That's how bad that performance was.

00:49:19.600 That that guy was running around there and they were like, is this part of the show?

00:49:22.140 And security's like, it might be.

00:49:23.580 This shit sucks.

00:49:24.460 I don't know what the fuck they're doing.

00:49:25.880 Like, random niggers are just running around.

00:49:28.100 Yeah, probably part of the show.

00:49:29.680 The reason they knew he wasn't part of the fucking show was because he wasn't black.

00:49:33.220 Everybody else there was just fucking black.

00:49:35.040 It was incredible.

00:49:36.160 Clint was like...

00:49:36.580 He was like, I understand.

00:49:38.640 It was so funny watching...

00:49:39.940 Like, seeing Clint talk about the halftime show.

00:49:42.800 Because he was like, I really like this.

00:49:44.160 But I know y'all hate it.

00:49:46.640 He was like, oh, Jesus.

00:49:49.620 Wait, wait.

00:49:50.020 Let's get to Kanye after the Laney edit.

00:49:53.760 We'll do...

00:49:54.940 All right.

00:49:55.360 So I'm one of the biggest Kanye fan too.

00:50:00.740 But I'm a big Kendrick Lamar fan.

00:50:02.200 Okay.

00:50:02.660 You're black.

00:50:02.900 I'm way back.

00:50:03.800 I'll be honest.

00:50:04.800 Over the past two years...

00:50:05.160 I couldn't understand him.

00:50:06.400 I couldn't understand anything he said.

00:50:07.940 Totally understand that.

00:50:08.240 I don't speak jive.

00:50:09.160 Over the past two years, I've started to listen to more white music and less black music.

00:50:13.840 I don't know why.

00:50:14.680 You're getting in touch with your culture, your roots.

00:50:16.720 Yeah.

00:50:17.040 It's a little upsetting, to be honest.

00:50:18.860 But I still very much love Kendrick's music in my car.

00:50:24.740 Live rap has always been bad.

00:50:26.960 Like, always.

00:50:27.720 Even at my peak of fandom of rap, I still didn't really like live rap.

00:50:33.160 So the show itself didn't have the energy necessary to be a halftime show.

00:50:38.880 People, Clint, where you said some shit like, oh, I love black culture, but just keep it

00:50:43.720 the fuck away from me.

00:50:44.640 It's the same thing.

00:50:45.440 Like, you love it, but live, no.

00:50:47.740 Not even watching it on TV live.

00:50:49.480 It makes you uncomfortable.

00:50:50.100 I want to just be able to listen to it as loud as possible in my car where I can safely

00:50:54.800 say the N-word.

00:50:55.840 I don't want to do what's all about it.

00:50:57.660 From what I understand, though, is didn't Kendrick supposed to have, like, weren't his

00:51:01.160 actual live productions at concerts actually supposed to be crazy?

00:51:04.740 Because I know most, I've heard that most rap concerts are like, whatever.

00:51:08.880 Kendrick actually has one.

00:51:10.500 The Super Bowl halftime show.

00:51:11.100 They don't care.

00:51:11.920 I would recommend, if anybody doubts why I'm a fan of Kendrick Lamar, check out his

00:51:16.740 concert on Amazon Prime.

00:51:18.780 It's in France, and the light shit and everything is fucking, it's really amazing.

00:51:26.000 But yeah, the halftime show, I just thought it was, like, lackluster.

00:51:28.420 And I totally understood.

00:51:29.160 Fuck you, nigger.

00:51:30.220 Get off my fucking stream.

00:51:32.540 No, France, France is, like, their biggest rap act in France, their name is literally

00:51:37.840 fuck your mother.

00:51:40.280 Nice.

00:51:40.380 They take that shit pretty seriously there.

00:51:42.680 Yeah.

00:51:43.220 What I'm saying is, I thought that, like, I was like, I don't care about rap.

00:51:46.920 I don't like hip hop.

00:51:47.760 I don't like any of that.

00:51:48.480 So, like, the music, don't care.

00:51:50.060 I was like, the production value of it was literally just people walking around.

00:51:53.360 It was just literally just walking around.

00:51:54.260 It was a technocratic ghetto.

00:51:56.020 It scared, it honestly, it terrified me.

00:51:58.260 It was like, this is what the future, imagine the future looking like that.

00:52:00.580 I was disturbed.

00:52:01.720 The streets will be fucking solar panels, but there's a little black people.

00:52:05.020 I think it was 10 years ago, 10 years ago, Katy Perry rode in on a giant lion to the Super

00:52:10.900 Bowl halftime.

00:52:11.780 I didn't like it either, to be honest.

00:52:13.120 For war, yeah, it sucked.

00:52:14.360 I know, but at least it was cool.

00:52:16.380 Like, it was like the fucking...

00:52:17.260 Fucking Katy Perry guy is the queen, all right?

00:52:19.980 Shows respect.

00:52:20.780 The best halftime shows were Michael Jackson and Prince Creed.

00:52:24.320 What really bummed me out was that there was, like, the, you know, the white rights type

00:52:30.540 of people on Twitter were saying, like, oh, there's no fucking white people on this stage.

00:52:34.780 There's no white dancers.

00:52:35.620 And I was like, god damn it.

00:52:37.380 Just don't do this.

00:52:38.840 Don't demand equity white dancers, please.

00:52:42.740 No, no, no.

00:52:43.220 I don't want to be part of it.

00:52:44.260 I'm just saying that there wasn't.

00:52:46.360 And if they would have asked me, I would have said no.

00:52:47.900 I just want to ask you, Clint, a lot of people online, a lot of people trying to, like,

00:52:53.440 say what happened in that show.

00:52:55.040 It wasn't for white people.

00:52:56.200 This is what they were saying.

00:52:57.020 This is the part that...

00:52:57.960 They were like, there's a lot of subliminal messages in there.

00:53:01.620 And I was just like...

00:53:02.140 They were saying that they were America.

00:53:03.540 They were saying that this is, like, what people in America want.

00:53:05.900 But no, people in America want this shit.

00:53:06.940 Which is not true.

00:53:08.020 Thanks for Trump.

00:53:10.920 Is that literally what it came down to?

00:53:12.520 Because I was like, it's that, and Drake is a pedophile.

00:53:15.340 I was like, is that the subliminal messages?

00:53:18.200 Well, yeah, he hates Drake, right?

00:53:18.800 So he probably was doing that one of the time.

00:53:19.680 There was no satanic subliminal messages.

00:53:21.640 The best thing that we got was the inverted triangle that some bitch was singing in.

00:53:25.380 And it's supposed to represent the divine feminine.

00:53:28.000 The rest of it was just...

00:53:29.340 It was that bad.

00:53:30.240 Like, I watched the Super Bowl for the esoteric symbology.

00:53:33.880 I didn't get any of it.

00:53:35.320 I want the demons to be out here.

00:53:37.040 I was mad because it wasn't satanic.

00:53:38.800 There was no satanic, like, symbols in it.

00:53:41.220 Which was, like, it was just stupid.

00:53:42.260 It's upsetting.

00:53:42.520 Last year, I don't know if you guys remember, but we had Ice Spice from the fucking box

00:53:48.360 doing satanic symbology and shit like this.

00:53:50.420 I remember that, yeah.

00:53:51.140 This is what I'm talking about.

00:53:52.640 It's 2025, baby.

00:53:53.880 I was expecting aliens.

00:53:55.120 The Chiefs won when there was satanic shit happening, and they lost when there was no

00:53:58.900 satanic shit, so...

00:54:00.320 I prefer the satanic shit.

00:54:02.180 This was...

00:54:02.620 Yeah, this was boring.

00:54:04.020 I give Kendrick Lamar an L.

00:54:06.440 It was boring, but it was all great replacement shit, man.

00:54:10.260 It was like, the blacks aren't there.

00:54:11.560 All doom, no boom.

00:54:13.200 They had a black Uncle Samuel L. Jackson.

00:54:14.480 USA-funded demonic halftime shows.

00:54:16.840 Yep.

00:54:17.860 All right, are we ready to do this Lany Edit?

00:54:19.120 Because I'm, uh...

00:54:19.960 God, you are fucking itchy for it.

00:54:22.060 I couldn't...

00:54:22.700 I am itching for it, and I'm just very, very, very bored by some people who will talk

00:54:26.160 that I didn't watch.

00:54:26.940 I kind of like...

00:54:27.880 You're addicted to Trannies.

00:54:28.900 You know what?

00:54:29.380 I think we should go as long as we can without watching the Lany Edit.

00:54:31.560 This is how...

00:54:32.420 This is how bad, like, this DEI, like, racist bullshit is.

00:54:37.660 That I prefer the Antichrist, because I'm really thinking about it.

00:54:40.000 Like, that's what I want to see.

00:54:41.100 Run 35 and then 47, then we'll do the Lany Edit.

00:54:43.620 Oh, shit.

00:54:44.580 The Lany Edit's long today.

00:54:45.700 Probably mailbag.

00:54:46.480 It's really long today, he told me.

00:54:48.420 She told me.

00:54:49.040 35.

00:54:49.420 35.

00:54:50.460 This is pretty awesome.

00:54:52.260 Lany Edit's rules, so...

00:54:53.340 This Chris Collins-less interview, well, one, it's really old.

00:54:56.040 You're a fucking boomer, because...

00:54:57.820 I've never seen it.

00:54:58.660 Sorry.

00:54:59.440 I haven't seen it either.

00:55:00.580 You haven't seen it?

00:55:01.060 Okay, I've seen it.

00:55:01.560 Okay, go ahead, run it then.

00:55:02.520 No, I...

00:55:02.900 I'm sure other people haven't seen it, just because you're obsessed with Instagram.

00:55:06.780 Aren't I more likely to have seen it if I am old, because it happened a long time ago?

00:55:10.640 No, because it's not like...

00:55:11.900 I mean...

00:55:13.100 All right, listen to this.

00:55:14.020 This is so funny.

00:55:14.660 Chris Collinsworth is a wide receiver with all the right moves, on and off the field.

00:55:19.660 Like the topsy player he is, you never know when to take him seriously.

00:55:23.500 So, Chris, why do you think those girls really like you?

00:55:26.320 I think probably because of the money, you know, and I'm not going to deny it.

00:55:30.860 I walk around with dollar bills hanging out of my pockets usually, and try and give it

00:55:35.960 my best shot, because before I ever made any money, it was pretty much big nothingsville.

00:55:40.920 I like girls that aren't too bright, because you can trick them a little bit.

00:55:45.880 Nothing bad so far.

00:55:47.200 Those are my big girls.

00:55:48.900 High school girls love me.

00:55:50.780 14 to 18, I'm a big star with them.

00:55:53.080 As soon as they, you know, as soon as they mature, after about 18 years old, they start

00:55:57.960 figuring out that, wait a minute, I know there's better than that out there, you know?

00:56:01.280 He literally just said he wants 14-year-old girls because they're retarded.

00:56:06.840 That's what he said.

00:56:07.700 That's the craziest thing any, like, well-known person has ever said.

00:56:11.960 He's still on TV.

00:56:13.240 He's still on TV.

00:56:13.540 Oh, yeah.

00:56:13.840 He's literally, he's like the number one NFL commentator.

00:56:17.180 You know when you ask the judge, he's like, do I have the right to speak freely?

00:56:20.940 And the judge goes, speak freely.

00:56:22.380 And then you're allowed to, like, break the rules.

00:56:23.700 That's what he just did there.

00:56:24.740 He was like, can I say exactly what I'm thinking?

00:56:26.700 And they're like, yes.

00:56:27.400 I like to think before this thing, he goes, is this off the record?

00:56:31.620 And she goes, yeah, sure.

00:56:32.700 And he goes, all right, let me tell you about this.

00:56:34.400 Let me tell you a little bit about pedophilia.

00:56:36.440 But I've never seen that video.

00:56:37.640 I think that video got completely, like, buried because it was like, nope, he's the star wide

00:56:41.220 receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals, man.

00:56:43.200 Nope, bury it.

00:56:44.900 I can't wait until AI gets to the point where we could just, like, create our own videos.

00:56:51.340 Like, this show would be so fucking awesome if we could create our own headlines and then

00:56:56.700 create our own AI videos of, like, news that happened.

00:56:59.920 And then we riff on it.

00:57:00.840 Actually, 47 inspired that exact thought for me.

00:57:04.360 I want to be able to do that, but with our faces just put on to dope-ass, like, Indian Bollywood

00:57:11.020 movies.

00:57:12.120 So, triple R.

00:57:13.540 Yeah, we're all in triple R.

00:57:15.020 Like, imagine this is us.

00:57:18.900 Yeah, you said.

00:57:20.360 This is us on the ponte.

00:57:22.740 Oh, yeah.

00:57:23.300 Oh, yeah.

00:57:23.380 That's Toad, obviously.

00:57:28.560 He leads the way.

00:57:29.520 Yeah.

00:57:31.620 It's, like, the exact amount of us, too.

00:57:34.900 Right?

00:57:38.020 That's my single one.

00:57:42.120 Oh, my God.

00:57:46.040 Oh, my God.

00:57:49.020 What movie is this?

00:57:50.500 Is this an RRR thing?

00:57:53.680 Whenever you eat shit, you legitimately just eat shit, this is what counts as really cool

00:57:59.180 and awesome.

00:58:00.120 Dude, this is fucking awesome.

00:58:01.560 Don't lie.

00:58:02.000 This is amazing.

00:58:02.700 Awesome.

00:58:03.220 Is this the RRR movie you guys are always doing on?

00:58:05.040 No, this isn't triple R.

00:58:06.220 It's not.

00:58:06.520 No, they're all doing it.

00:58:08.360 Dude, how sick is this?

00:58:09.560 Wait, so this isn't triple R?

00:58:11.480 No.

00:58:12.340 No.

00:58:12.600 Okay.

00:58:12.800 But I want to watch this.

00:58:14.360 This is, like, weirdly fucking cool.

00:58:16.020 Some symbolism there.

00:58:18.580 Some of them don't land as well.

00:58:20.200 Yeah.

00:58:20.740 Some of them die, you know.

00:58:24.540 It's okay as long as you take some of the enemies out with you.

00:58:28.400 Look at that.

00:58:29.120 That's kind of cool right there.

00:58:29.960 They land right on their feet.

00:58:31.920 Superhero landing perfectly.

00:58:34.740 Oh, come on.

00:58:35.420 No, come on.

00:58:36.080 This is fucking...

00:58:36.820 This is sick, dude.

00:58:38.660 I like it, yeah.

00:58:39.880 What's the name of this movie?

00:58:40.920 I don't know.

00:58:42.340 Fuck, man.

00:58:42.960 I want to watch this tonight.

00:58:43.860 It's so ridiculously over the top, man.

00:58:45.340 It's sick.

00:58:47.040 I love it how in movies like this, when swords knock people back as opposed to cutting them.

00:58:54.740 Like, no one actually gets cut by the bladed weapons.

00:59:00.260 Oh, it's true.

00:59:00.980 Any of them.

00:59:02.060 Look at this one.

00:59:03.140 It's so cool, too.

00:59:04.020 This scene is sick, dog.

00:59:06.840 Whoa.

00:59:07.160 It curved around.

00:59:08.760 Dude, we're going to get a copyright strike for this one.

00:59:11.380 It's so tough, dude.

00:59:12.960 He just took the guy's sword and the shield.

00:59:16.780 He was like, fucking intervention.

00:59:17.500 Actually, I guess we won't, because that was on YouTube.

00:59:19.260 I'm not going to lie.

00:59:20.280 I could watch that all day.

00:59:21.660 If you guys say that you can't, you're lying.

00:59:23.500 It's retarded, but it's fun.

00:59:25.180 As good as that was.

00:59:26.380 Now, imagine if we had AI where it could be us.

00:59:30.220 Yeah.

00:59:31.060 It'd be amazing.

00:59:31.600 Top's the only one that would fit in, because he's brown.

00:59:33.920 Wow.

00:59:34.720 Wow.

00:59:35.160 That's where you went?

00:59:35.840 That's where you went with it?

00:59:36.920 That's where your head's at.

00:59:38.800 Racism, yeah.

00:59:39.340 I really do think that, like, Bollywood is going to replace Hollywood, because they have

00:59:46.320 this ability to just actually think outside of, like, our normal parameters of human existence

00:59:52.320 in a way that you really get disconnected from reality, and you just accept shit that's

00:59:56.220 obviously bullshit, but it's really enjoyable.

00:59:58.940 It's just like a full, actual escape, whereas Hollywood doesn't allow you to escape shit.

01:00:02.880 It's just, like, constant movies about how evil white people are.

01:00:06.760 Yeah, there's no storyline.

01:00:09.020 There's no storyline with this Indian shit.

01:00:10.600 It's just fucking Indians turning into barrels.

01:00:13.200 Oh, I disagree.

01:00:14.120 The Bollywood shit always has the same storyline.

01:00:16.520 It's always the hero's journey.

01:00:18.240 All they do is hero's journey movies with, like, increasingly absurd, you know, fucking

01:00:23.360 weird...

01:00:23.860 It's the fellow shit of the movie.

01:00:25.960 ...all shield launchers and shit.

01:00:27.840 It's the best.

01:00:28.200 Is this what we want?

01:00:29.080 It might be...

01:00:29.520 It actually might be what I want.

01:00:30.780 It's what I want.

01:00:31.360 Yeah.

01:00:33.340 Fuck.

01:00:33.820 RRR is one of the greatest movies ever made, and I stand by it.

01:00:36.260 I still haven't seen it.

01:00:37.920 It's too long.

01:00:38.460 Oh, y'all need to watch it.

01:00:39.640 Y'all need to, like...

01:00:40.540 It's so long, like...

01:00:40.840 Honestly, next time we're at your house all together, we're watching it.

01:00:45.600 We should live stream it.

01:00:46.820 We should live stream watching RRR and drink during it, and then, like, fuck after.

01:00:50.800 You know what I mean?

01:00:51.200 Just, like, cry.

01:00:52.060 We're all crying halfway through.

01:00:53.320 We're all going to fuck each other?

01:00:53.580 Whoa.

01:00:54.140 Oh, we would cry halfway through.

01:00:55.520 It gets emotional.

01:00:56.700 It's RRR for rape-a-palooza.

01:00:59.900 Yeah.

01:01:00.020 A Lainey Hobbamok production.

01:01:03.140 Let's check it out.

01:01:03.920 It's amazing.

01:01:05.660 R stands for rape.

01:01:08.200 And Rosie would have been so bad.

01:01:09.560 I'm going to walk into the Grammys and turn down every bitch there because he's got even

01:01:13.480 a better bitch to wait outside.

01:01:14.820 That's how fucking gangster Benson Boone is.

01:01:16.560 Pussy?

01:01:17.240 He's somebody who's...

01:01:18.360 I want you, I need you.

01:01:19.960 Yeah.

01:01:20.640 I like Benson Boone.

01:01:21.620 It's like, it's all teens in there, and he's like...

01:01:23.380 I just like his swag.

01:01:29.440 I just think he's, like, he's killing it.

01:01:31.080 Hey, you bald-headed faggot.

01:01:37.380 Look, I wouldn't be surprised if Benson's got a boondoggle.

01:01:40.640 Look at Clint blushing right now.

01:01:51.100 Don't take...

01:01:53.220 I can talk about sucking dicks.

01:01:55.060 Hot Tula!

01:01:55.780 Listen to me!

01:01:56.360 Drop a boondoggle at the drive-thru.

01:02:10.100 Drop a boondoggle, hell yeah!

01:02:12.700 Yo, don't let a boondoggle say.

01:02:15.000 Benson Boone now.

01:02:18.460 I love this video.

01:02:19.940 Oh, no.

01:02:20.960 Oh, God.

01:02:23.720 No!

01:02:24.940 No!

01:02:26.360 Oh, Jesus.

01:02:29.660 Oh, God.

01:02:31.460 Oh, God.

01:02:34.560 Oh, God.

01:02:35.180 Oh, God.

01:02:39.360 Oh, God.

01:02:39.880 Oh, God.

01:02:40.000 Oh, God.

01:02:43.480 Oh, God.

01:02:47.460 Suck my dick, you fucking Jew.

01:02:51.520 What the fuck, man?

01:02:54.940 That was emotional.

01:02:56.740 You were the best hope of all of us, really.

01:02:58.520 Yeah, you could have been a professional volleyball player or something, but you had weak wrists,

01:03:01.940 right?

01:03:02.260 Like, yeah.

01:03:03.800 You got a weak wrist.

01:03:04.660 Dude, he got the flopping over there.

01:03:06.560 By the way, I shattered this wrist.

01:03:09.900 I bet you did.

01:03:11.340 Oh, you shattered it.

01:03:12.600 Let's do that.

01:03:12.900 You guys know.

01:03:14.100 Carmine broke my wrist, and then the other one was broken in an escalator.

01:03:16.780 Try and include yourself, Toad.

01:03:19.200 Toad is open.

01:03:20.040 We'll make it fun of Clint.

01:03:21.120 All right.

01:03:21.440 Trying to meet with a child in Bedford, UK, and his luggage were toys and rubber.

01:03:44.620 Look, I'm not going to defend this guy, but, like, we get it, right?

01:03:48.500 Yeah, I mean, if you can't, like, fly to another country, like, what was the kid wearing?

01:03:52.760 You know what we ought to do?

01:03:53.960 I just realized this.

01:03:54.900 We should fucking be posting once a week a story like that, but have a picture of Toad.

01:04:01.280 Oh, my God.

01:04:02.320 Oh, we make every pedophile story in the U.S.

01:04:05.340 This man must be stopped.

01:04:07.580 Oh, no!

01:04:15.900 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

01:04:17.220 Oh!

01:04:19.420 Oh!

01:04:20.260 Your wife wants you to suck her dick.

01:04:22.080 You fucking do it.

01:04:22.980 Yeah, you suck that dick.

01:04:24.100 I don't think it's gay, dude.

01:04:25.540 She's probably got, like, a nice feminine dick.

01:04:27.740 It's a lady.

01:04:37.580 I mean, how do you guys feel about Jews these days?

01:04:43.800 Like, I mean, I literally, like, launched those people into the sun.

01:04:50.060 I don't know why they exist.

01:04:51.540 Just get out of here.

01:04:56.900 No!

01:04:57.380 Oh, come on!

01:04:59.800 Oh, my God!

01:05:01.460 It's huge!

01:05:03.320 Modesture got USA funds for Black and Black.

01:05:06.220 It's called Welfare.

01:05:07.580 Wait, USAID be paying food stamps these days?

01:05:16.340 My argument's not that we should not have Jamaica.

01:05:19.540 My argument is that it's a fucking miserable, terrible place.

01:05:22.740 And the people who come from it are fucking garbage, shithole black people.

01:05:25.380 I've only been there once, and I had an amazing time.

01:05:28.460 You're right.

01:05:29.080 It's like the Holocaust.

01:05:32.320 You know, it's like one of the most awesome events that ever happened.

01:05:34.440 But was it because the Jews were so terrible?

01:05:37.580 Wow.

01:05:53.740 Well done.

01:05:55.040 That was fun.

01:05:56.160 Well fucking done.

01:05:57.500 I must say.

01:05:58.180 You don't even have to watch the episode.

01:06:01.060 And you got the episode.

01:06:02.880 He still should.

01:06:03.900 That's the vibe.

01:06:04.640 You should.

01:06:05.120 I listened to it twice.

01:06:06.320 Pliny is special.

01:06:07.500 I listened to that episode twice since last week.

01:06:10.780 That's rare.

01:06:10.960 I didn't even think about that.

01:06:11.960 Wow.

01:06:13.160 It's funny.

01:06:13.560 Lainey must also love that blue faggot that Clint loves.

01:06:19.340 Papa Smurf?

01:06:21.060 The fucking dude that from.

01:06:22.840 Yeah, Benson Boone.

01:06:23.520 Benson Boone.

01:06:24.380 Lainey must also.

01:06:25.340 That's not the blue faggot.

01:06:26.360 No.

01:06:26.700 I just mean they had the blue.

01:06:28.140 That must be like a gay man.

01:06:29.760 I like fucking Benson Boone.

01:06:33.400 I don't know why we have to make this a gay thing.

01:06:35.160 That dude clearly fucks and crushes.

01:06:37.420 So I don't know what that is.

01:06:38.260 He also looks like a gay man.

01:06:40.720 Like a gay man's perfect man.

01:06:42.460 You know what I'm saying?

01:06:42.920 Yeah.

01:06:43.640 Yeah.

01:06:43.900 He looks like what a gay man wants but because he's unattainable because he's not gay.

01:06:48.640 Like it's that.

01:06:49.260 A gay man can't have them.

01:06:49.640 He is like a straight dude that crushes, puss, and that dude fucks on the reg.

01:06:55.640 Like that dude is straight as fucks.

01:06:57.940 He doesn't think about dick.

01:07:00.240 He doesn't even consider cock.

01:07:02.680 Lainey mastered the Benson Boone worship that was coming.

01:07:08.260 From Clint.

01:07:08.980 Yeah.

01:07:09.000 It's Freddie Mercury without the AIDS.

01:07:11.000 Wow.

01:07:11.560 Yeah.

01:07:12.540 Wow.

01:07:13.920 Good for him.

01:07:15.620 Good for him.

01:07:16.180 Yeah.

01:07:16.340 I agree.

01:07:17.680 That means a superior Freddie Mercury.

01:07:19.860 He'd be the best of all time, man.

01:07:21.900 This is also all based upon that he is just fucking just crushing puss and not taking cock.

01:07:27.480 Like we don't know that he's not taking cock.

01:07:28.940 He might be.

01:07:29.360 He might be the semen that he's lacking.

01:07:31.840 He needs the jizz.

01:07:33.120 I'm pretty confident he's not taking cocks.

01:07:35.600 Wow.

01:07:36.380 He's a part of Hollywood.

01:07:37.560 Hollywood and the fucking, I mean.

01:07:39.460 I just don't think that he's taking cocks.

01:07:41.600 I think that he, I honestly think that he.

01:07:43.320 Unfortunately.

01:07:44.280 I think he tabulates his body count in like Roman numerals because it's just racking up

01:07:51.200 so fast.

01:07:52.340 He's like X, XIV.

01:07:53.980 He's just like, I can't keep track.

01:07:56.020 You want to be so destroyed when you find out he's gay.

01:07:58.600 Yeah.

01:07:59.000 You're counting Roman numerals when you're fucking real hard.

01:08:01.580 You should put it so hard.

01:08:03.120 You're like, I got to switch to a different number system.

01:08:06.220 Like I can't, I can't do the fucking, the check marks.

01:08:08.740 I got to go like X's, you know, like.

01:08:10.240 You know, knowing he was doing that many characters, whereas I can just do a big V or an X.

01:08:14.880 My tally is still the Roman numeral I.

01:08:17.780 I think a hundred's L, right?

01:08:20.460 Oh, what's L?

01:08:21.320 Yeah, L, right?

01:08:22.020 A hundred is 50.

01:08:23.320 Yeah, I think he probably runs through an L a month.

01:08:26.400 What's I?

01:08:26.900 Is I one?

01:08:28.320 I is one.

01:08:29.560 But Toad hasn't had one.

01:08:30.560 You're at zero, so that makes no sense, Toad.

01:08:32.080 They didn't have zero as a number.

01:08:34.720 Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

01:08:36.100 I was making a joke about fucking myself, damn it.

01:08:38.720 Oh, okay.

01:08:40.000 Zero wasn't even a concept back then.

01:08:42.720 No.

01:08:43.220 Yeah, they didn't even think about that.

01:08:44.280 They were like, what do you mean?

01:08:45.140 No pussy at all?

01:08:45.980 Yeah, people couldn't even, people couldn't even, like.

01:08:48.220 How do you get no pussy?

01:08:50.960 There was no, there was no.

01:08:52.520 You just take it.

01:08:53.300 Like, why don't it happen?

01:08:53.620 You got zero with pussy?

01:08:55.280 What is zero?

01:08:56.320 They're like, there was no conceptual framework by which they could understand Toad in the

01:09:00.340 study.

01:09:00.640 Right, they couldn't understand not raping.

01:09:02.760 They would probably have fired you.

01:09:04.060 Toad, you would have been like a god.

01:09:05.700 They would have put, there would be statues of you with little angel cherub and wings.

01:09:09.500 That's right, I'm pure.

01:09:10.800 Dude, you do look like a cherub.

01:09:12.880 Like a little fucking man.

01:09:14.020 He does.

01:09:14.460 I was trying.

01:09:15.480 I'm a little fat baby.

01:09:16.780 All week, all week, Toad, you're a faggot.

01:09:19.280 Because I just asked him on a Monday or something, but I'm like, hey, send me the address to

01:09:23.620 your job.

01:09:24.500 And he's like.

01:09:26.000 No, I'm just freaking out.

01:09:28.420 Literally, like, literally, he was just like, why?

01:09:31.200 Why do you want it?

01:09:31.660 Why are you trying to ruin my life?

01:09:32.780 I'm talking like within like three minutes, he goes like, why are you trying to ruin my life?

01:09:38.280 I don't like me accused of being a pedophile or anything.

01:09:40.600 I'm not like, exactly, dude.

01:09:43.020 I don't blame Toad at all for not wanting to be in my world.

01:09:45.620 It literally, I think I posted one of the pedophile pictures.

01:09:49.340 Why are you asking these kinds of fucking questions?

01:09:51.440 No, honestly.

01:09:52.520 Like two minutes before and then Topp goes, hey, what's your address, your work address?

01:09:57.260 I want to send you something.

01:09:58.980 I looked up and we confirmed we could have gotten you these things.

01:10:03.960 Obviously, the flowers.

01:10:05.180 I was like, that's in your area because I know generally where you live.

01:10:07.720 I don't know where you work.

01:10:08.860 So I'm looking up like.

01:10:09.900 That would have been fine.

01:10:10.760 You could send all those messages at work.

01:10:12.800 We looked up mariachi bands that would go to your job and play like messages for you

01:10:18.240 at a fairly affordable rate.

01:10:20.600 And you just would.

01:10:21.260 I mean, we had a couple of things.

01:10:22.540 A masseuse.

01:10:23.200 I didn't know what it was going to be.

01:10:24.780 A masseuse would have been weird, though.

01:10:26.260 In your area.

01:10:28.280 We've had masseuses in the office before.

01:10:30.240 Topp, I'll give you my address if you send a masseuse.

01:10:32.220 It's not as funny for you.

01:10:34.300 It's like what I wanted to do also with Toad, like maybe have like a mobile masseuse come

01:10:38.360 to his house here and like while he's doing the show, just his face like in the camera

01:10:43.900 and the person is just massaging him for the whole show.

01:10:46.180 Can we send Toad's like OnlyFans models?

01:10:49.820 Like we just send OnlyFans models to his house or what?

01:10:52.320 We could.

01:10:52.820 That's more expensive.

01:10:53.680 But I'm saying like that would have been nice for Toad to get a massage.

01:10:56.400 Why don't we get his home address and then send a prostitute to his house during

01:11:02.120 the recording of Tower Game?

01:11:05.540 I have a child prostitute.

01:11:06.880 Is that what we're talking about here?

01:11:07.460 Do you guys want to call over?

01:11:08.560 Let's do it next week.

01:11:09.540 Next week we'll call over like $300 of Chinese food to his house during the show.

01:11:14.020 So it's got to get there during the show.

01:11:15.320 See what he does.

01:11:16.260 It would be pretty funny.

01:11:16.860 If he eats it or not.

01:11:17.480 Yeah.

01:11:17.960 See if he eats it or not.

01:11:19.380 He's like, well, I bought it.

01:11:30.940 I eat it.

01:11:32.940 I don't remember doing this, but what the fuck do I know?

01:11:35.680 Actually, it is a conundrum because if food is like here, like I have a problem where

01:11:39.420 I have to like, I have to finish it.

01:11:41.520 You know what's awesome too?

01:11:43.300 Because Toad's brain is broken.

01:11:44.720 That's not because you're autistic.

01:11:45.660 That's because you're fat.

01:11:46.700 I don't know what we're talking about.

01:11:47.760 Because Toad's brain is broken.

01:11:49.200 We don't actually have to plan our pranks like in secret.

01:11:52.940 We can do it on the show and then we can hit him with them next week and he'll have

01:11:56.180 no fucking clue what happened.

01:11:57.240 This is perfect.

01:11:58.340 He won't remember.

01:12:00.100 He'll have no idea.

01:12:01.220 He'll be like, why is my, who the fuck's at my door?

01:12:03.220 Like he'll just freak out.

01:12:04.060 I want to send him like 15 large pizzas and then just watch it, but they're like, but

01:12:08.020 call it in, but not pay for it.

01:12:09.560 And so they just come and show up the door and they're just like, no, then I'd have to

01:12:12.220 pay for it.

01:12:12.920 I know.

01:12:13.200 This is really funny.

01:12:14.000 This old episode that I was listening to was the episode where he turned out like he admitted

01:12:18.020 to being a fed and then immediately doesn't remember about being a fed.

01:12:22.220 I forget the name of the episode.

01:12:23.380 Fucking good episode.

01:12:24.320 That's, that's why whenever, uh, whenever top, he was like, Hey, what's your work address?

01:12:28.060 I immediately went to Google, just typed in like CIA headquarters, took Google

01:12:32.520 maps and sent it to the chat.

01:12:35.620 I just want, I just, let me just say real quick, let me just say real quick, you guys

01:12:39.400 tried, you guys tried not just last week, but this week too, with Lainey at it to make

01:12:43.180 me feel bad about my love of Benson Boone.

01:12:45.240 It has not diminished my love of Benson Boone one iota.

01:12:48.880 You have no shame.

01:12:50.640 This is your problem.

01:12:51.440 This is why we've been fucking, you need to have some shame.

01:12:53.860 There's no shame to be had.

01:12:54.560 I'm on Clint's side here.

01:12:55.740 No shame to be had.

01:12:57.060 I don't even understand this being a talking point.

01:12:59.100 Code name Toad.

01:13:00.420 Oh no.

01:13:01.660 That sounds right.

01:13:02.340 Code name Toad.

01:13:03.120 Here we go.

01:13:03.540 Oh no.

01:13:04.100 Clint aspires to greatness and likes people who do great things.

01:13:07.400 Listen to this.

01:13:08.060 Listen to this.

01:13:08.640 Oh, what a fag.

01:13:11.520 You would have fucking fag.

01:13:13.940 Oh, you see a dude's crushing and you're like, oh dude, it's fucking dope when they crush.

01:13:18.560 Here, this is the part right here.

01:13:19.980 Bet you suck dick.

01:13:21.260 Toad says that he can't reveal something.

01:13:23.440 Watch.

01:13:23.800 I have it isolated.

01:13:25.260 Oh, yes.

01:13:25.640 What did I say?

01:13:26.540 It's only, shut up.

01:13:27.540 Listen.

01:13:28.560 Because I can't reveal the truth.

01:13:33.180 And then we all naturally go, what the fuck did you just say?

01:13:36.460 It made no sense in the time.

01:13:40.320 Because what?

01:13:41.020 I didn't say that.

01:13:41.740 He immediately says, I didn't say that.

01:13:45.220 When we said, you just said you can't reveal it.

01:13:47.660 Denied, denied, denied.

01:13:47.860 At the time, we had just freshly gone a producer that could go back and re-watch stuff like this.

01:13:52.620 And then we isolated the audio just to prove it.

01:13:55.680 And then he still denied it.

01:13:57.640 Did I?

01:13:58.640 He's just denying.

01:13:59.960 Listen.

01:14:00.720 No.

01:14:02.900 No way.

01:14:05.960 I'll have to go back and watch it.

01:14:07.520 I don't think I.

01:14:08.900 This is what he does to us.

01:14:10.000 You laugh like a cartoon character.

01:14:11.900 What?

01:14:12.540 You're a weird dude.

01:14:13.460 He's basically life as a cartoon character.

01:14:14.580 Was that Toad isolated right there, too?

01:14:16.500 It didn't hear anyone but Toad.

01:14:18.360 That's awesome.

01:14:18.740 So we actually, we do have only Toads now.

01:14:21.200 Only Toads.

01:14:22.380 We have him doing the Charlie Murphy shit.

01:14:24.780 Like the, you know, I remember rubbing my feet on Eddie Murphy's couch.

01:14:28.260 Why would I rub my feet on Eddie Murphy's couch?

01:14:29.880 I was like, this kind of shit.

01:14:30.680 He just, he did that shit to us.

01:14:31.900 It's incredible.

01:14:32.820 This might be like something that we have to watch out for.

01:14:35.100 Cash might fire Toad.

01:14:36.780 It's waste.

01:14:37.420 It's definitely waste.

01:14:38.300 They're paying you fucking probably $90,000 a year to do this show once a week.

01:14:42.840 It's, it's, yeah.

01:14:44.140 Cut the funding.

01:14:45.160 As I said before, my theory is partly that like he infiltrated us.

01:14:49.780 And like the idea was to kind of like do the typical shit coding and like get someone to say awful things and make themselves look really bad.

01:14:58.020 But the problem is we leaned into it so hard that it's like they're trying to get to say things like nigger out loud in public.

01:15:03.820 And then to us like does it somehow ruin us?

01:15:06.000 But like we just keep somehow succeeding and being like, oh no, they can say nigger and not be ruined.

01:15:10.780 Like that we're in a completely dynamic.

01:15:12.000 Yeah, we nigger up.

01:15:12.740 It's a failure.

01:15:13.760 It's a failure like every other government operation.

01:15:15.980 Exactly.

01:15:16.300 Just a huge, miserable failure.

01:15:17.280 So now he's just stuck here.

01:15:18.580 Yeah.

01:15:18.800 Because he fucked up.

01:15:19.960 Like we spent $7 million to get these guys to be scared of saying nigger.

01:15:23.580 And now they're saying it more than ever.

01:15:25.100 And it's like that's pretty much, yes.

01:15:26.480 Every government operation.

01:15:27.580 I think people need to understand the era that we're in is so special that you have probably the most prominent Nazi on earth right now is a black rapper in America.

01:15:39.960 So much so that he bought an $8 million Super Bowl ad.

01:15:42.900 Oh, that's so great.

01:15:43.500 And then he took all of his merch off of his website other than a swastika t-shirt.

01:15:49.740 This man is a living legend.

01:15:51.820 And I don't think people appreciate it nearly enough.

01:15:54.100 It's such swag, dude.

01:15:55.500 Do we have that commercial?

01:15:57.000 The fucking, is it yay shitpost here?

01:15:58.800 We should probably do a mailbag after this, by the way, before these guys riot.

01:16:02.460 Yo, what is mailbag?

01:16:03.720 I don't even know what it is we haven't done in so long.

01:16:05.800 I don't do mailbag.

01:16:07.580 I don't do mailbag.

01:16:08.780 We do mailbag in the poster, don't we?

01:16:11.420 We could do it in the penthouse if you want.

01:16:12.900 Yeah, let's do it in the post-show so they don't get any publicity.

01:16:15.720 It's fine.

01:16:17.940 Why don't they get publicity?

01:16:21.280 This is, it's not publicity.

01:16:22.680 It's just like you're interacting with us.

01:16:24.820 You'll interact with us, right?

01:16:25.660 I don't want them to interact with me.

01:16:26.700 We've only skipped at one episode.

01:16:28.980 Jesus.

01:16:29.500 No, this is the one here.

01:16:30.820 Hold on.

01:16:32.400 Fucking the commercial.

01:16:33.600 Let's see.

01:16:34.180 We're going to bring up the porn that he posted?

01:16:35.740 I spent, like, all the money for the commercial, um, on the YouTube.

01:16:42.720 Is he at the dentist?

01:16:43.620 He's at the dentist.

01:16:44.580 This was played during the Super Bowl?

01:16:46.640 Yeah.

01:16:47.620 Once again, I had to shoot it on the iPhone.

01:16:49.700 Um, um, um, um.

01:16:53.200 He's all numbed up.

01:16:54.860 Um.

01:16:56.180 Um.

01:16:57.980 Go to Yeezy.com.

01:17:01.780 Dude, that's the best commercial you can do, period.

01:17:05.860 Literally, from what I understand, the commercial sucks.

01:17:07.320 And then when you go to Yeezy, when you went to Yeezy.com, the only thing for sale was a

01:17:10.900 swastika shirt correct yeah amazing dude i told my wife about it she like died laughing people

01:17:18.060 are sleeping on how like like imagine i told you that story a decade ago you'd be like that's not

01:17:23.300 possible there's just zero percent chance that that would happen you're talking about this

01:17:26.960 niggas in paris guy created a clothing line he then buys a super bowl ad he he shoots it on his

01:17:32.800 iphone while he's getting new uh you know a new grill and then he deletes all of his merch off

01:17:37.400 of his website other than a swastika t-shirt like it's just not possible goes on alex jones and

01:17:43.200 says i love hitler exactly dude they took him down honestly you know what his comeback here is a

01:17:50.000 little bit underrated for me at least people are like oh he came back in yo he came in hot against

01:17:56.040 the jews and i was like the jews are like six months ago like yeah we're a little dated you know it's

01:18:00.920 like ronda rousey coming back to the ufc after a while you're like hey you're a little bit dated

01:18:05.640 like catch up with the times what i said on my show is like there was like two parts of my brain

01:18:10.480 like my funny brain like this his return i loved like it's been hilarious he's been you're tweeting

01:18:15.080 fire but i'm like the porn but the intellectual side of my brain the part of my brain that looks for

01:18:20.480 actual substance i don't care i'm just like okay whatever he's saying well shit on your head i think

01:18:25.440 he's playing like 5d chess and he's posting porn to get everybody so angry that it gets banned

01:18:30.100 can you read that toad you want me to read it yeah it's a little small the font for me

01:18:35.920 all right he says thank you for the free promotion bitches suck my nigger cock

01:18:42.180 yo you should i read this like boston dude no i know your wives want to everybody's wife wants

01:18:49.420 to fuck yay always remember that pussy what you gonna do close my account try to extort me you

01:18:55.820 niggas funny to me at this point hail hitler you faggots

01:18:59.460 i think we just go one by one and have toad read these this is fun i like it

01:19:05.200 he he just he just activated his account or deactivated it so we can't even

01:19:10.160 i just i just i just hope that toad realizes that our soundboard and our drops for next week are going

01:19:15.880 to be exclusively him saying that there you go give me this one toad i love that he flips he does it

01:19:19.880 the wrong he just goes niggas newsflash it's supposed to be flipped it's supposed to be

01:19:25.740 newsflash first

01:19:26.960 that's the thing though he's kanye west so he does whatever he wants he started to tweet

01:19:33.720 he's an eccentric okay he doesn't follow the rules there's not even he's not even

01:19:37.720 he's not that he's a nigger

01:19:38.440 he's not even using punctuation he doesn't have to

01:19:42.560 no not alone there's no periods commas nothing

01:19:45.600 he doesn't need to abide by he throws in a double space periodically for no reason it's awesome

01:19:49.880 this is like that like honestly if it was up to him if he became president he would make it

01:19:54.300 law that this had to be taught in schools like this is not a grammar not punctuation do you think

01:19:59.120 is there a way that you can keep your phone always on uppercase like caps lock always on

01:20:06.040 i think you can i keep my laptop always caps lock and my uh my tablet so when i'm talking to you

01:20:12.580 guys in the chat i know i've seen it it's not funny coming hard as fuck because everything i do i do

01:20:16.860 hard it looks better it feels it feels better like on on the computer when i'm typing i'm like

01:20:23.140 yeah fuck all those small ones because sometimes there's a big one and there's a small one like

01:20:26.720 these are all the same size it's nice i like how it stays i would do it on the fucking on the phone

01:20:31.100 if it had an option like caps lock always i would always have caps lock and i'm not yelling

01:20:35.580 everybody you're texting no i'm not yelling i'm not yelling it looks more even wait so when you

01:20:41.100 are yelling how are you going is it just exclamation points is that how you know when i i don't yell at

01:20:45.860 people online this is where a lot of people look at i'm not talking about online i'm talking about

01:20:49.320 on text no this is just speaking with emphasis on text a lot of people think like they're like oh

01:20:53.960 this guy's so aggressive look at how he's putting together words like how he puts words next to each

01:20:57.900 other it's like no i'm not yelling i'm just saying the thing like how i always talk to you guys here

01:21:03.220 but i'm not yelling so like caps lock when i write in that it's not my yelling i like to

01:21:07.360 look how even and nice it looks everywhere every letter is the same size i understand artistically

01:21:12.100 why he likes it this way it's like it's an artistic thing took the screenshot should be thrown in a

01:21:17.260 camp for using light mode though that's all right read it read it read it niggas newsflash

01:21:22.900 white people and jewish people are different you can get money to drop you are going to you you can

01:21:31.380 jesus christ if you subscribe to the patreon you get some drops just toad it is not even about drops

01:21:38.860 just toad what he just did right there was fucking great dropping that in a reply on twitter niggas

01:21:45.440 newsflash make me that's what i said earlier he was gonna make something like his uh his like ringtone

01:21:52.500 that needs to be someone's reason white people and jewish people are different you can get money

01:22:01.400 with jewish people but they always gonna steal and invite you over to their house on friday

01:22:05.720 white people do not fuck with niggas friday wait on friday to turn off the lights like this is what

01:22:11.880 oh that's great dude it's so funny so many layers to this shit man yeah i wasn't even thinking about

01:22:19.400 that when i read this white people do not fuck with niggas they leave that to the jews if you

01:22:24.640 think getting money with a white person wait if you think getting money with a with a white person

01:22:30.400 if you think you you getting money read it you can talk like a black person you're getting money with

01:22:34.960 a with a white person it's not true that so-called white person is actually jewish jews hate whites

01:22:41.420 because of the germans from world war ii okay okay hold on hold on you become jewish via the

01:22:46.440 transitive property of money hold on i i'm starting to think that he might be doing text

01:22:53.100 to speech on this or speech to text i think he's doing i think he's just genuinely that retarded

01:22:57.660 yeah because i think he's just talking he's just saying it and like that's because that's why it's

01:23:03.340 like it goes if you think you get money with a with a white person like i think he's doing i feel

01:23:08.680 like what he's doing in real life he's like just with his crew and he goes yo niggas watch this

01:23:12.680 just fuck niggas news flash white people and jewish people are different i just don't see that

01:23:18.300 shit he's also yelling it too like he's he's screaming at his phone at the same time and

01:23:23.260 it's not even it's not even here's the problem it wouldn't it wouldn't have done all caps he just

01:23:28.640 has an assistant and the assistant is he's like yo news flash write this shit down and she's just

01:23:35.340 sitting over there nigga news flash in there keep the cap blocks on he has he has he has a permanent

01:23:39.880 stenographer just always typing up what he said like just for a complete like everything his

01:23:45.440 whole day and so he's just saying this shit so i've watched documentaries about his life 100 he's got

01:23:49.440 a stenographer somebody that's going to he has a couple assistants and how he calls them is niggas

01:23:53.920 news flash there's house niggas go ahead read this one toad all right jews were better as slaves

01:24:02.040 you have to put your jews in their place and make them into your slaves and then pictures of jews as

01:24:07.660 slaves it's not even pictures it's literally just it's just drawings this one insists upon itself

01:24:14.320 it insists upon he deleted this one itself yeah he deleted which why this is why i like it i didn't

01:24:21.080 like this one i think he deleted because he thought it was weak but it was like i don't know

01:24:26.160 the fat bitches one dude the fat bitches one he had a couple good fat there were so many like fat

01:24:30.380 bitches are sexual offenders because they offend me sexually like come on let's cook him with fire

01:24:35.100 that was the best one and he's like only poor people fuck fat bitches i was like yeah and i'm

01:24:41.440 like yeah you're right so true what's weird that means i don't have to what's weird is watching

01:24:47.440 so there's multiple parts of the internet that all kind of like had different thoughts on yay after

01:24:53.920 this it was all right let me let me read this headline af post says yay is being sued by a former

01:24:59.600 jewish staffer who alleges he fired her after insulting her looks and texting hal hitler the

01:25:04.540 text messages yay sent to her include quote i am a nazi end quote end quote welcome to the first day

01:25:10.500 of working for it

01:25:11.520 god it's so funny that's one of the best things i've ever read i hope it was like heard you're jewish

01:25:19.080 welcome to the first day of working for it i don't understand how people like welcome to

01:25:24.020 like how do you i don't i don't understand people getting upset either i think it's one of the

01:25:28.340 greatest things i think it's a gift to the world so that's what i'm saying there's like there's

01:25:32.740 multiple like groups on the internet it seems like there's the one group that just loves it like they

01:25:36.400 think it's really funny and like what all he's doing they're like whatever it's really funny

01:25:39.180 yeah that okay just think it's like the actual anti-semitic anti-semitic people that actually they're

01:25:45.380 like oh yeah he's talking about the he's doing that group too this is why there's also then there's

01:25:50.020 another group uh there's another one that is like actual just kanye fans and they're like

01:25:57.180 and they don't like the anti-semitic stuff but they're like they really love kanye and so they're

01:26:01.500 just going like graduation was a really good like they were like it's really good he's doing all he's

01:26:07.260 doing is the owen benjamin thing this is why i i love oh i love kanye so much and i love owen benjamin

01:26:12.200 so much as he's like i am going to say the thing that's gonna offend the most people and he even went

01:26:18.820 and he got me when he started posting the porn i was like i was i was gonna about like right like

01:26:23.980 fuck kanye like you've lost it but i'm like no i see what he's doing he's like this is he's like oh

01:26:30.200 oh i see the people who like me but they don't like this specific thing and you put it they don't

01:26:34.180 like when i post that's what i said yeah at this point i'm totally ungettable like you cannot you

01:26:39.860 can't say anything that upsets me like because i've been kicking with top for so long and following owen

01:26:44.200 and and a huge fan of fucking kanye west i'm like you can't do anything i know what this is i know

01:26:49.680 exactly what he's and then and then at the end of his fucking three-day just fucking tirade he he says

01:26:55.300 it explicitly he's like all right i'm done you know i said everything i wanted to say to see like the

01:27:00.580 limits of what i could say and uh i'm out of here you know and everyone's just like but everyone's

01:27:05.460 still mad about the shit he said it's like he just explained to you what he was doing all he said is

01:27:09.480 i'm a nigger and i love hitler now what if i if i had that type of platform i would use the i would

01:27:16.180 use his twitter exactly the way he does yeah yeah he's trying to oh i know you would yeah he's trying

01:27:20.540 to push the boundary as much as possible man that's what he's trying to do i said it at one

01:27:24.560 point i don't know if it was a tweet or what but he said it's like you're not gonna fucking tell me

01:27:28.320 what i can and can't say like so i'm gonna fucking say what i'm gonna say so it really is just like

01:27:32.180 his whole point is that everybody else that's rich and famous is owned and controlled and they can't do

01:27:37.500 what they want to do and he's like i'm going to prove to you that i can do whatever i want

01:27:41.840 whenever i want and i don't care about the consequences and he does it like once a year

01:27:46.000 he just does it it's fucking great and then uh lp national had one of their social uh people just

01:27:51.080 tweet out like hey this is free speech right here yep uh and then they got fired we're not doing this

01:27:56.400 toad toad toad we're not doing this we're not doing it tell us about michael heiss real quick

01:28:01.560 yeah what are your thoughts on the newest round of chair candidates

01:28:04.640 i'm not allowed to talk about anything that he said he was talking about it and again i had the

01:28:10.460 he said this faggot multiple times though

01:28:12.980 this little jig in his chair bothers me

01:28:22.780 i had the reaction to like

01:28:24.000 i'm bob

01:28:24.500 read number one read the first one

01:28:26.440 wait a second did anyone else no one else had the had like the initial reaction to entertain this

01:28:30.800 stuff about the lp that he was talking about no i don't know it's not at all i don't care i don't

01:28:35.460 even want to talk about it i i kind of wanted him to go and then to and us telepathically link up

01:28:41.300 and you two in the stream while he's talking about the lp stuff i was really hoping that's where it went

01:28:45.680 we can do that we can we can do that after the comments uh and he won't even know because

01:28:49.300 we got super chats and we'll have to talk skipping the mailbag i guess you guys only got to nig

01:28:54.240 rich rich 762 says make toad's bitch-ass cry tonight we try we're close uh schrodinger's

01:29:00.300 fuckery says n uh brain bucket says i uh great bull podcast says g and then conspiracy extremist

01:29:07.520 says gger uh no he says i got an extra easy shirt if y'all missed out oh nice dude

01:29:13.400 i wonder how many he sold for real i wonder what how much product he made i don't think he made

01:29:18.160 his money back eight million dollars worth of swastika t-shirt can you imagine eight million

01:29:24.500 you can probably find them online something like that it's probably six million seems a little high

01:29:28.140 but whatever i just want to see i want to see black dudes in compton walking around with fucking

01:29:33.660 yeezy swastika t-shirts like do you know how fucking amazing that would be well because it's gonna

01:29:37.840 it is that's world peace right there it's the third rail it's literally the thing of just like

01:29:42.420 you can't do this and they're like all right fuck it i'm gonna do it then and they're like

01:29:45.460 it's perfect it's literally like i mean like i top what do you think those shirts cost 20 bucks

01:29:50.880 even if that like uh like if for he gets really nice fabric but it's still probably he sells it

01:29:56.420 for 150 and it's 20 bucks worth of material he probably paid 10 million dollars for that ad in

01:30:00.840 the super bowl so you you would think that he's making close back to that or probably more i heard

01:30:05.380 that he made like fucking shit i heard like he sold like 80 000 units or something like that which is

01:30:09.560 a lot yeah so like 80 000 swastika 80 000 people that still wouldn't that still wouldn't recoup your

01:30:18.860 your promotional bucks a t-shirt to get dude i want i want to see one no that does not equal up to

01:30:24.820 like a hundred bucks a t-shirt would be equal to a million eight million dude i want like two people

01:30:30.400 to cross paths each wearing one of the swastika t-shirts and it's like they're both wearing like

01:30:34.980 the merch of the same team or whatever like i think he moved enough merch in growth to be but

01:30:41.180 it's not profit so like he lost a lot of money i would imagine like he grossed probably eight

01:30:46.340 million in sales but his profit margin doesn't come close to that yeah yeah but it's worth it to do

01:30:51.340 whatever he's doing he probably got four or five million back though and then he gets three million

01:30:54.700 of unbelievable pr and not really good pr but whatever and it's also just like what's it's how much

01:31:01.640 what do you think his net worth is like he's already said it's a billion isn't it i mean he

01:31:06.400 said i believe him i believe everything he says eight million dollars eight million dollars is

01:31:11.760 literally he's a billion chump change to him yeah eight million right it's a game he's worth a

01:31:16.900 million yeah he pays 50k a month in child support so he's got a lot of money that's really nothing

01:31:21.940 50k you could drop 50k and like not even realize it's like my god are you guys ready to go to the

01:31:29.640 penthouse do some mailbag yeah top should rip off your it's literally just a swastika actually i

01:31:36.420 have somebody hit me up right now saying that they want to sell the swastika and that they

01:31:40.160 don't have a t-shirt provider that will print it we need one that's a swastika but it's made

01:31:44.080 with some of the twin towers that's the other thing so like is there a 1984 that account you've

01:31:48.840 probably seen that one yeah oh they want you to pick up the design he was like he was like is this

01:31:52.980 too hardcore for you or something like bro he's like look at my look at this one i have an answer

01:31:56.400 are you cool enough can you do a swastika or are you a pussy top top dude is there i was like i'll

01:32:01.320 print it on fuck do you think he had a do you think he had some uh problems finding a supplier

01:32:06.420 no he owns his own he owns his own manufacturer he had a problem with the the payment processor

01:32:12.600 shopify took him down yeah he went through bayer uh they uh they they have that too they do that

01:32:18.120 over there that's a deep cut bayer his website's down toad got excited yeah because oh yeah yeah

01:32:24.100 bayer was one of the nazi companies yeah the website was hosted by uh by fucking shopify but

01:32:30.580 his manufacturing is obviously in-house so he's going to print and send all that stuff so long

01:32:35.620 as he has access to like yeah why why would he not have his own servers for his website if he's

01:32:40.620 going to do shit like this crazy i don't think he gives a fuck i don't think he cares

01:32:44.180 yeah probably not damn he'll just come back i just have the thought of just a bunch of like

01:32:48.800 chinese kids putting together swastika shirts like they're just like we gotta order for a little

01:32:54.080 orthodox jewish children that he's paying money to do he should just claim that he's jesus whenever

01:33:00.440 he comes back all right honestly yeah he's said that multiple times he says he's god makes sense

01:33:07.520 i love it i don't think he i don't think he i don't think he actually believes that but

01:33:11.980 can you just finally just tell us actually what uh heist told you today

01:33:15.420 no i'm not allowed to no just tell us anyways you can say you can say it on at least just go

01:33:21.420 ahead and tell us yeah just like just give us a little bit of some little juicy details why did

01:33:25.800 he call you in the first place anyways just do it why did he call you in the first place what led up

01:33:30.520 to it because it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty

01:33:37.920 lockdown to the tower power plant bitch read cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower

01:33:49.500 gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with

01:33:54.800 lobster colon jose told his signal way jose the tower power hour slut they made days but all his

01:34:01.780 table gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:34:06.440 tower gang they made all his fame table gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:34:11.400 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:34:16.760 it's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of them

01:34:20.600 That's all, folks.

Tower Gang - February 18, 2025

Ep 216 - Raw Doggin' Randos

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