Tower Gang - Ep 218 - Blurred Blacks

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00:01:46.980 As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison,

00:01:53.800 where do they keep coming from?

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00:04:25.720 Welcome to the show.

00:04:26.600 I like this idea, yeah.

00:04:27.860 That's a great idea.

00:04:28.520 Oh, fuck.

00:04:29.200 Honestly, Michael, that might actually have been too long.

00:04:31.680 So, all right, here's what happened.

00:04:33.120 Spoken word poetry.

00:04:34.820 I've been trying to figure out a way for Tower Gang to exist on YouTube, and I came across

00:04:39.380 an app that will bleep out all the curse words.

00:04:42.680 So, I took a transcript from last episode's show.

00:04:45.180 I showed it to Grok, and I said, Grok, let me know.

00:04:48.320 What the fuck do I do with this?

00:04:49.720 Give me a list of every offensive term that could be flagged on YouTube.

00:04:54.260 So, that way I could feed it into this thing.

00:04:56.040 And this was the list, and I'm like, damn.

00:04:59.000 This show.

00:05:00.220 It's content.

00:05:01.340 No, I didn't think it was content, but I'm like, I'm discouraged.

00:05:03.580 I'm like, there's no way we could bleep this many words out.

00:05:08.660 It would just be silence for an hour and a half.

00:05:11.620 It would just be like, oh, yeah.

00:05:14.320 We would have our own, basically, chirp, like, hallway bird just going off every, but it'd

00:05:19.060 be really quickly.

00:05:20.320 And we're going to use this sensor AI, too, and then it's going to have the beeps.

00:05:23.900 And so, literally, the first, like, minute of the show from now on will be, ah.

00:05:28.660 Hold on a second.

00:05:29.260 The crazy thing about this is, look, so, word retention, you could do an approach.

00:05:33.580 Proximate exact match.

00:05:34.980 But the bleep method, I chose the file here.

00:05:37.660 It's chirp.

00:05:38.220 Oh, you can actually do it.

00:05:39.400 Oh, my God, chirp.

00:05:41.060 So, it's pretty neat.

00:05:41.900 I mean, yeah, this is going to be insane.

00:05:45.900 So, every time we say a bad word, it's going to be that hard.

00:05:48.180 Oh, it'll be cool because it'll let some slip, too.

00:05:50.000 It'll be like, it'll make it, yeah.

00:05:52.540 All right.

00:05:53.060 What'll be really cool is that our vast black audience won't even notice that we're bleeping anything.

00:05:58.100 Right.

00:05:59.100 Yeah, that's how you say nigger and get away with it.

00:06:01.540 What did he just say?

00:06:03.240 The chirp was implied is what I mean.

00:06:05.580 It would be interesting.

00:06:06.400 Imagine, so, if you did replace every time you said nigger with the chirp, like, would they be able to then hear it?

00:06:12.820 And then, eventually, you could just take away the chirp, right?

00:06:15.900 Like, if you did a chirp.

00:06:16.760 Just be screaming nigger in their ear.

00:06:18.120 No, if you, yeah, if you, every time you said nigger, you're like training them to not be angered anymore by the n-word.

00:06:27.140 Yeah.

00:06:27.300 Okay, so, every time you say nigger, and it's just like that, right?

00:06:30.780 Yeah.

00:06:31.120 Hey, what's up, nigger?

00:06:32.660 Oh, they can't hear it.

00:06:33.560 Yeah.

00:06:33.840 At first, they'd be like, and then, eventually, you could just say the n-word to them, and they wouldn't even associate it.

00:06:38.460 Like, you could, you could mind fuck them.

00:06:40.080 Is there some weird Pavlovian response to it as well?

00:06:42.460 Is there something that we could train them to do with that?

00:06:45.100 Or is that what the chirp was there?

00:06:46.740 Yeah.

00:06:47.020 There we go.

00:06:48.140 We're going to train them to not be violent.

00:06:50.080 We start regulating their consciousness in the same way with beeps, but with the n-word, and we go back to tradition, basically.

00:06:55.540 Is that what it is?

00:06:56.260 Instead of beep, beep, beep, beep, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.

00:06:58.620 The Pavlov's crickets.

00:06:59.660 If you could, if you could train the black race into, like, behaving a certain way, how would you train them?

00:07:07.540 Put a ball in a hoop or something.

00:07:10.420 That's literally what they do right now.

00:07:13.120 Are you going to train them to do the one thing they can do already?

00:07:16.000 Yeah.

00:07:16.240 I mean, maybe that's what already happened.

00:07:18.620 That's what happened back centuries ago.

00:07:20.900 Yeah.

00:07:21.240 That's what God did.

00:07:22.280 But, dude, black people try to do that.

00:07:23.660 God loves basketball.

00:07:25.000 It's like, basketball is what kept me off the streets, man.

00:07:27.360 It's what keeps me not violent, but it doesn't work, obviously.

00:07:31.560 Yeah.

00:07:31.840 It's like, you know, black people, too, they do, like, train them to go back.

00:07:35.600 What if black people's kids were the color of a basketball?

00:07:42.860 Would they care for them, then?

00:07:44.800 No.

00:07:45.240 They would bounce their head against the pavement like usual.

00:07:47.400 Okay.

00:07:47.660 That's actually a great.

00:07:48.480 So I sent in the, where was the group chat?

00:07:51.400 I sent in the group chat.

00:07:52.260 There's a story of this guy.

00:07:53.520 I guess let's just get into the shit.

00:07:55.560 You really like the story, don't you?

00:07:57.200 It's a crazy fucking story.

00:07:58.500 This guy's name is, he looks Jewish, actually, which is a little off-putting.

00:08:03.640 What's going on with that baby?

00:08:05.560 Joseph Figlock.

00:08:07.460 And Joseph Figlock is, he's like a sanitation worker at the time in 1937 in Detroit.

00:08:13.440 A garbage man, but it's like more elevated.

00:08:16.820 Yeah, it's an elevated garbage man.

00:08:18.380 He sweeps, a street sweeper is what they called him.

00:08:20.900 Yeah, there we go, a street sweeper.

00:08:22.540 And he's walking down the street on his route, I guess they have a fucking route, and a baby

00:08:28.100 hits him.

00:08:28.780 Bam.

00:08:29.140 The baby falls out of the fourth floor, fourth story, and hits him on the head, and the baby

00:08:34.500 survives.

00:08:35.140 He survives.

00:08:35.780 The baby has some fractures and shit like that, and he has like a fucked up shoulder.

00:08:39.700 He saved the baby, actually.

00:08:41.520 You retard, Cole.

00:08:42.480 You were saying in the pre-show that it was the same baby, like a fucking idiot.

00:08:45.680 It's very clearly not.

00:08:46.300 I wanted to confirm that, and I just went back to the actual thing, top set in our thing,

00:08:51.740 and it says, a year later, the same baby fell from the same window, and Figlock Marek

00:08:56.580 caught it again.

00:08:56.820 We're looking at that, and it says exactly the opposite.

00:08:59.580 I'm reading it from what he sent in our group.

00:09:02.360 Oh, you trusted top, you dumb slut?

00:09:04.960 Because I'm guessing he got it from Grok.

00:09:06.960 I lied to the people, and it was easy.

00:09:08.840 But I do like the idea of him getting hit with the same baby twice.

00:09:11.940 I think it's way funnier, and so I'm going to go with it.

00:09:14.840 Now that I realize he was a street sweeper, I don't know if it's really that big of a deal.

00:09:18.260 I wonder what the stats are of getting hit with babies as street sweepers in that time.

00:09:21.820 Do you know what I mean?

00:09:22.040 Definitely higher than most suburbs.

00:09:22.600 Like, everyone gets hit with by one baby.

00:09:24.740 It's just unique that he got hit by two.

00:09:26.500 You know what I mean?

00:09:26.640 What's up with all these suicidal babies, though?

00:09:28.740 Yeah.

00:09:29.700 I think it's more just like it was the 30s.

00:09:31.700 Get rid of that fuck, you know?

00:09:33.320 They're trans, Clint.

00:09:34.700 They're like pit bulls.

00:09:36.040 They just see this dude, they're like...

00:09:37.580 Babies really hate.

00:09:42.200 That's why there's no babies in New Orleans.

00:09:44.900 Look at this.

00:09:45.760 This was in New York City in the 1920s.

00:09:48.520 Oh, now I understand why they were falling on street sweepers all the time.

00:09:52.600 Exactly.

00:09:53.940 That's why it happened.

00:09:54.920 It fell out of the cage.

00:09:56.340 So they did this in New York because New York is a fucking miserable place,

00:09:59.440 and you can't really go outside.

00:10:00.660 So they made like this little...

00:10:02.840 Like when you're living in a pod, this is what they put their babies out on.

00:10:06.240 Can you imagine the black people below trying to reach up?

00:10:09.480 Like, we got to kill this baby.

00:10:11.580 This is when America was great.

00:10:13.160 It doesn't look dangerous to me.

00:10:13.900 There's no black people.

00:10:15.300 Make sure it's braced pretty well.

00:10:16.800 Oh, there weren't black people yet?

00:10:18.200 Oh, man.

00:10:18.960 Then why do you have to keep the baby in the cage?

00:10:20.580 It's safe.

00:10:21.160 It's safe.

00:10:24.180 Now I'm saying, what if I'm a street sweeper in the 1930s?

00:10:27.980 I like it.

00:10:28.540 It literally is the meme of like the odds of getting hit by a fall.

00:10:30.660 A falling baby wants extremely low, but never zero.

00:10:34.320 Now ask him, now what if I was a street sweeper in the 1930s?

00:10:38.020 No, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:10:38.920 For the listeners, because they don't know what we're laughing about.

00:10:42.260 It says, the odds of getting hit by a falling baby...

00:10:44.600 This is from Grok.

00:10:45.480 The odds of getting hit by a falling baby even once are extraordinarily low.

00:10:48.840 So being hit more than once is almost unimaginable in practical terms.

00:10:52.220 There's no real statistical data on this because it's such a bizarre and rare scenario.

00:10:56.580 This think freak accidents involving strollers on balconies or some cartoonish mishap.

00:11:01.180 To ballpark it, let's consider a few factors.

00:11:03.100 The global birth rate...

00:11:03.640 I'm not going to keep going.

00:11:04.740 But lucky for us, though...

00:11:05.300 Major street sweeper are literally on the streets walking under these overhangs.

00:11:09.520 So it's like, this is what you do all day.

00:11:12.580 This was by an apartment building.

00:11:14.260 Right.

00:11:14.540 Like, yeah.

00:11:15.940 Lucky for us, though, this extraordinary event happened...

00:11:18.600 See, the era adds some flavor.

00:11:20.040 Grok agrees with me.

00:11:21.320 It happened to Britney Spears, so we at least got one great song out of it.

00:11:26.660 So they were saying that it is more likely in 1930 to get hit by a baby than right now to get hit by a baby?

00:11:33.100 Is it because people are having less babies?

00:11:35.180 Like, why is there...

00:11:35.880 I think we're throwing less babies at windows, is what it is.

00:11:38.620 We have different abortion methods now.

00:11:41.600 We just kill them now.

00:11:42.280 These niggas don't know what knurling is, so they don't even understand tensile strength.

00:11:45.940 So that's why I was fine with the baby cages out of the window.

00:11:48.860 Stop cussing at me.

00:11:49.800 I'm not a knurl.

00:11:50.880 I don't know what that means.

00:11:52.220 I don't even...

00:11:54.680 All right, moment of silence for all of the fallen babies.

00:12:00.320 I was going to see how long we can make it go.

00:12:02.480 I was going to see who talked first out of it.

00:12:04.640 I felt it, and I was just like, I'm going to just embrace it and see how far it is.

00:12:07.700 All right, number 16.

00:12:09.220 Let's go.

00:12:11.480 You don't like the silence, do you, Cole?

00:12:13.720 No, I hate it more than totally.

00:12:15.700 Is that why when inside thought makes you sad?

00:12:18.520 Do you think when that baby became an adult, he became like a professional skydiver?

00:12:22.440 No, I think the baby grew up crippled.

00:12:26.420 It broke its femur.

00:12:28.080 Okay.

00:12:29.560 Oh, yeah, we didn't even think about it.

00:12:30.860 What if this dude just lived underneath Michael Jackson?

00:12:33.100 Get this image for $375?

00:12:35.500 Who would pay for almost $400?

00:12:36.840 Michael Jackson's getting rid of the evidence, man.

00:12:39.300 Chuck it out the window.

00:12:40.800 Yeah, didn't Eric Clapton's baby died like that too, right?

00:12:43.780 This was the thing.

00:12:44.380 Yeah, fell out the window.

00:12:45.020 Yeah.

00:12:45.480 Yeah.

00:12:45.680 It happens all the time in New York.

00:12:48.180 By the way, I went to – hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:12:51.780 I don't even see why this is funny.

00:12:53.140 But anyways, I went to –

00:12:54.640 I won money on that game, though.

00:12:56.120 I went to a cover band performance from a Michael Jackson impersonator in Aventura.

00:13:03.060 Before Daniel Penney killed him.

00:13:04.560 Jordan Neely?

00:13:06.320 Yeah.

00:13:07.180 You just made the same joke.

00:13:09.060 Yeah.

00:13:09.700 Anyways, so I'm watching this, and what I realized – I realized two things.

00:13:15.060 One, I don't like old people shit.

00:13:18.000 Old people fucking are – their bar for entertainment is so absurdly low that they ought to just

00:13:23.680 all die.

00:13:24.300 You know what I mean?

00:13:24.600 We were just talking about you like that.

00:13:27.400 They're unthinking.

00:13:28.320 They're unthinking.

00:13:29.020 You're the old person.

00:13:29.680 They're unthinking people, you know?

00:13:31.000 They're excited when they get the B7 called, man.

00:13:32.380 Compared to you guys, I'm old other than Toad, who's at least 20 years older than me.

00:13:36.600 It makes me realize there's not much going on in old people's heads.

00:13:39.520 I get what you're saying, yeah.

00:13:40.620 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:41.200 So that was my first takeaway.

00:13:42.640 My second takeaway was that Michael Jackson was an unbelievable performer because this

00:13:47.100 guy's voice was actually tonally.

00:13:49.480 It was right in line.

00:13:50.840 He had the voice tone, but in terms of his singing ability and his dancing ability, horrifically

00:13:56.500 bad.

00:13:57.060 And he was probably 60 years old, so he's at Michael Jackson's age when he died or there

00:14:02.880 abouts.

00:14:03.540 But Michael Jackson still fucking crushed it.

00:14:05.440 Every time he went on that stage, he was like, I'm going to give these people – this

00:14:09.320 may be the only time in their entire fucking godforsaken life they get to see me, Michael

00:14:13.320 Jackson, do the damn thing.

00:14:14.380 He was a Michael Jack grandpa.

00:14:16.940 Not funny.

00:14:18.940 And there's this black guy, and he's another light-skinned black guy, kind of looks like

00:14:22.620 Mike.

00:14:22.900 I don't know what we're talking about.

00:14:23.480 And he just can't – he just fucking can't do it.

00:14:27.020 Like, his neck – his neck is stiff, so like, when he tries to do the fucking neck

00:14:30.460 movement, side to side, it's just like this, and you're like, fuck, dude.

00:14:34.900 I just – I hated every single thing about it, and I'm just – I'm there with a bunch

00:14:40.600 of fucking 70-year-olds, and it's just – it was fucking hell, dude.

00:14:43.840 I think old people suck.

00:14:45.960 That's all.

00:14:46.280 When I was in Jamaica, Clinton, do you guys – do you remember how bizarre I told you

00:14:50.020 it seemed in Jamaica?

00:14:51.920 Like, everything just seemed like clown world clown shit upside down?

00:14:55.020 Yeah.

00:14:55.220 Yeah, they had a Michael Jackson impersonator, the only white person in Jamaica, I suppose.

00:15:00.720 I guess he was like – but he was like black, but like albino, he looked like, because

00:15:04.820 I saw him up close.

00:15:05.740 It was like real weird.

00:15:07.120 An albino black playing Michael Jackson?

00:15:09.860 In Jamaica.

00:15:11.080 Yeah, it just added to the surreality of whatever the fuck Jamaica is.

00:15:14.020 Man, albino blacks are weird-looking fucks.

00:15:15.800 They're almost like ginger-looking.

00:15:17.080 That was the last thing.

00:15:17.860 It could have been a black dude who's – it could have been a black dude playing Michael

00:15:21.160 Jackson.

00:15:21.620 He could have powdered his face to look like him.

00:15:23.020 It was white face, yeah.

00:15:24.060 Oh, wow.

00:15:25.060 I didn't – you know what?

00:15:25.820 I didn't even think it could go the other way.

00:15:28.920 Like, it could be.

00:15:30.440 But anyways, he was bad, right?

00:15:32.360 No, well, he lip-synced, and he was like mostly dancing.

00:15:35.360 And then like the other people that like – I told you about this.

00:15:38.100 In the resort, like, you're talking with people, like, hey, what's up?

00:15:41.020 And they're playing with you, and you think that they just work there, and then they're

00:15:43.540 actually the entertainment.

00:15:45.080 They're there to hang out with people.

00:15:46.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:47.000 These people started doing like the thriller dance out of nowhere.

00:15:49.500 Like, they all go up.

00:15:50.100 I was like, what the fuck is going on right now?

00:15:51.920 I think that's just how they behave anyway.

00:15:53.420 I forgot a really important point.

00:15:55.760 So this is – it's a six-man onstage, you know, ensemble.

00:16:01.960 So – but there's a bassist, a guitarist, a drummer, and then Mike, and then his two

00:16:08.480 backup dancers.

00:16:09.380 They try to do thriller.

00:16:11.000 They try to do smooth criminal with just Michael Jackson and two backup dancers.

00:16:15.060 That shit fucking sucks, bro.

00:16:18.200 Did you boo them?

00:16:18.740 Did you boo them?

00:16:19.340 Nah, dude, I didn't boo.

00:16:20.660 I should have.

00:16:21.400 But the boomers ate it up, right?

00:16:22.940 Yeah, they were – dude, some of these fucking old idiots got up and danced.

00:16:26.980 I was like, this is the gayest shit I've ever seen in my life.

00:16:30.160 Live my life.

00:16:31.100 You're describing every day at the villages when they do their performances.

00:16:33.800 They are crazily easily, like, entertained.

00:16:39.140 Yeah, they are.

00:16:39.860 Like, my in-laws –

00:16:41.100 That's why these niggas play bingo all day.

00:16:43.700 Like, my in-laws –

00:16:44.900 Got it!

00:16:45.140 It's like the stupidest shit, and they're like, oh, oh.

00:16:49.620 I'm like, what the fuck?

00:16:51.780 Why don't you, Clint, just, like, turn your whole shit and really target these people.

00:16:58.320 This is what I told you.

00:16:59.340 Go full Republican.

00:17:00.900 Dan Bongino's out.

00:17:01.960 Just go full slop, dude.

00:17:03.420 You've got to fill his role.

00:17:04.760 Fill slop.

00:17:07.840 Israel is your number one priority now.

00:17:10.140 Yeah, well, my episode that I just got done recording is, like, I go cabinet member by cabinet member

00:17:16.760 just demonstrating how they have loudly proclaimed their allegiance to Israel.

00:17:22.120 So, I think I just – that ship has sailed, unfortunately.

00:17:25.520 No, you can always double back.

00:17:27.840 Israel's always there with open arms for you.

00:17:29.200 I didn't need a word of it.

00:17:30.080 They're like, come on.

00:17:31.220 Israel's like, come on.

00:17:32.620 Come back to Papa.

00:17:33.680 It's okay.

00:17:33.780 And even if you don't, like, come back, then you're like, well, you can be on our payroll,

00:17:36.580 and then we can, like – now you just go full foil.

00:17:39.380 They'll, like, go full anti-Semite.

00:17:41.400 Yeah.

00:17:41.460 You're going to – yeah.

00:17:44.480 I could become their Nick Quintas, like, their elderly Nick Quintas.

00:17:48.260 Is he kike?

00:17:49.600 We didn't say kike last week, apparently.

00:17:51.420 I'm disappointed.

00:17:52.160 No, we didn't.

00:17:53.420 I'm proud of us.

00:17:54.120 That was the first time in years.

00:17:56.040 I'm not proud of us.

00:17:57.440 I think we should have.

00:17:58.980 When we were talking about Jamaica, did you see that the Google Translate just released

00:18:03.800 the new, like, Translate to Jamaican, like, or whatever the fuck you –

00:18:07.140 Top used it, I saw.

00:18:08.380 Padwa.

00:18:08.700 Oh, my God.

00:18:09.620 What's going on with that Jamaican debate?

00:18:10.920 What's going on with that, Top?

00:18:12.720 What's the latest?

00:18:14.140 Oh, I mean, all right.

00:18:15.120 So, what happened there is –

00:18:17.120 You called one of his co-hosts a nigger, and now you're not allowed on?

00:18:20.240 Lewis hates you for some reason.

00:18:21.960 Alex Stein.

00:18:23.020 Alex Stein went on his show, and they – like, I came up somehow.

00:18:26.720 I don't remember how I came up.

00:18:27.740 Yeah.

00:18:29.040 As a –

00:18:30.040 Some jealous bitch.

00:18:31.260 They talked about going to Jamaica.

00:18:32.780 He's been doing stand-up for forever, and you're just lapping him.

00:18:35.200 Alex Stein was talking about going to Jamaica, and Lewis said, I'm supposed to have a – well,

00:18:42.840 he says, I'm supposed to have a debate with somebody.

00:18:47.500 I can't remember his name.

00:18:48.640 No, he said – he fucking docks my name, and then he goes, what was his stupid name?

00:18:52.420 I was like, you're fucking kidding me, dude?

00:18:54.460 He said, like, my real name.

00:18:55.840 Luckily, you already have docked yourself, so, like, who cares?

00:18:58.580 I think that that was the only thing he delayed on was that he couldn't remember your screen name.

00:19:03.020 Yeah, I'm like, damn, dude.

00:19:03.720 He's so funny, though.

00:19:04.640 He just goes, like –

00:19:05.200 But then immediately –

00:19:06.400 He's just so close to you.

00:19:08.500 Yeah, first name basis.

00:19:10.060 Alex Stein goes, oh, Top Lobster.

00:19:12.360 I know him.

00:19:12.900 And it's like, yeah, you know me.

00:19:13.820 I know him from a couple of places.

00:19:15.000 I've met him, and he goes, man, didn't Merce – didn't he – like, Merce say he owed him money

00:19:19.760 or something like that, and he didn't pay him?

00:19:21.140 I was like, are you fucking kidding me right now, bro?

00:19:23.300 Like, that's what you say?

00:19:24.520 And then the other guy that's in there, I don't even know this motherfucker from Adam.

00:19:27.540 He goes, Top Lobster.

00:19:28.900 Yeah, he stole my joke.

00:19:30.240 And I'm like, what the fuck, dude?

00:19:31.720 You're just trying to beat these Puerto Rican accusations, just not working.

00:19:35.640 I'm not beating the accusations.

00:19:37.460 It's not fair.

00:19:38.200 I'm not here to defend myself.

00:19:39.400 You steal.

00:19:40.260 You don't pay your debts.

00:19:41.800 You fucking – honestly, you might have stabbed somebody.

00:19:44.660 Hold on.

00:19:45.240 Now I have – you know I'm sponsored, baby boy.

00:19:50.320 All right.

00:19:51.160 But I have an avenue now to defend myself because I'm like, I'm not going to go to Twitter

00:19:54.620 like a bitch and just start typing out, this did not happen.

00:19:57.700 It actually happened this way.

00:19:58.880 I'm not going to do that shit on the timeline.

00:20:00.380 But we have a show.

00:20:01.080 So should I be allowed to rebut this now?

00:20:04.440 Yeah.

00:20:05.000 Yeah.

00:20:05.780 Yeah.

00:20:06.180 Are you going to rebut it or are you just going to call them all faggots?

00:20:08.560 I mean, you guys smoothed things over from my understanding.

00:20:11.180 And so he had to have his stuff out there and made you look like shit.

00:20:15.040 And I guess you never responded.

00:20:16.220 Here's what happened.

00:20:17.340 What happened with Mursh – everyone's paying attention.

00:20:19.380 What happened with Mursh is that I didn't pay Mursh, okay?

00:20:24.340 Fuck him.

00:20:25.080 No, I'm just kidding.

00:20:26.280 I paid him in vouchers to rehab because it's like I'm not going to give a fucking crackhead

00:20:32.560 money.

00:20:33.080 You don't give a bum money.

00:20:35.440 You go and you get them the sandwich, okay?

00:20:37.680 So I got him the sandwich instead of giving him more money so I could gamble away or drink

00:20:41.900 himself to death.

00:20:42.600 So yeah, we complained about it.

00:20:43.920 I didn't pay Mursh.

00:20:44.620 That's exactly what happened.

00:20:46.140 Dude, it sucks because the other half of his compensation, I paid him in crack.

00:20:50.400 So that was – we kind of fucked up on that.

00:20:52.160 It really sucked.

00:20:53.060 The other thing that sucked is Sark Randham made more money at that event that he did.

00:20:58.860 I'll be really real here.

00:20:59.880 I'm very confused whether this is a joke or serious or –

00:21:03.020 It doesn't matter.

00:21:04.160 Keep going.

00:21:04.440 It doesn't matter.

00:21:05.180 I don't care.

00:21:05.700 I don't care what anybody thinks.

00:21:07.260 This is what happened.

00:21:08.560 Next thing, this guy said I stole his joke.

00:21:11.400 I did steal his joke.

00:21:13.700 And then I followed him for another year to see if he would put up another joke that I

00:21:18.500 found worthy of stealing and he still hasn't.

00:21:20.920 And that's what happened.

00:21:23.060 Whatever.

00:21:23.980 He's a professional comedian, though.

00:21:26.760 Is he though?

00:21:28.260 Like, again, I haven't seen – even the joke that he said that I stole from him, I was

00:21:32.620 like, was this supposed to be a joke or just a statement?

00:21:35.460 It was something that was like an obvious thing.

00:21:37.040 I can't remember what it was, but it was pretty obvious something.

00:21:38.920 It was on clowns in Orlando.

00:21:40.420 He called Congress clowns or something.

00:21:41.940 Yeah.

00:21:42.320 Yeah.

00:21:42.520 Something really stupid.

00:21:43.580 It looks like the circus is in town.

00:21:45.320 No one's ever called Congress clown show.

00:21:47.940 Yeah.

00:21:48.260 I was like, okay.

00:21:49.560 Hey, it's a weird thing to get upset about.

00:21:54.220 I'd love to think that Top also just doesn't fulfill his T-shirt request.

00:21:58.620 Like, honestly, Fleek of the Week, I bet nobody got theirs.

00:22:03.220 Some people got theirs.

00:22:04.280 Some people got theirs.

00:22:04.940 Some people got theirs.

00:22:06.020 Okay.

00:22:06.220 I remember it sometimes.

00:22:07.540 Mersh got his.

00:22:09.280 That's what it was.

00:22:09.940 Mersh got his.

00:22:11.220 You actually fulfilled that.

00:22:12.740 Yeah, I paid them some T-shirts.

00:22:14.320 I like that our chat is just filled with people with customer service complaints about Top

00:22:20.640 Lobster because they're like, hey, you haven't responded to any of my emails.

00:22:27.700 So like, hey, I ordered a jersey three and a half months ago.

00:22:30.680 Like, is it coming there?

00:22:33.460 Guys, actually, you know what?

00:22:34.500 I don't want to make this show about me, but let's make this show about me today because

00:22:37.640 I've been having a fun week.

00:22:39.200 Here we go.

00:22:40.220 This is what happened to me and for my show, only my show, Nephilim Death Squad, this week.

00:22:46.580 There's a show called Conspiracy Pill.

00:22:48.700 It has a Jew and it had a guy, but she fired the guy.

00:22:51.860 Now it's another Jew, fat Jew.

00:22:53.880 And they're hired to Rumble, but their numbers, they're a conspiracy show, but their numbers

00:22:59.360 are pretty dog shit.

00:23:01.180 Our numbers do better than none, but they have a show on Rumble and I couldn't figure out

00:23:04.980 why until I saw this clip.

00:23:06.360 And I didn't even think that they knew who I was.

00:23:08.280 So here's what happened.

00:23:09.920 All right, let's just come to women.

00:23:11.460 Which one's the guy and girl?

00:23:13.460 Yeah, those are, are those women?

00:23:15.460 Two women.

00:23:16.140 Yes, exactly.

00:23:16.680 So number one.

00:23:18.680 There's no fucking way that thing on the right is a guy, is a girl.

00:23:21.380 There's no fucking way.

00:23:22.220 The one on the left at least looks mean now.

00:23:24.860 This feels mean.

00:23:26.020 I don't know who these people are.

00:23:28.120 Well, one of them, you know who one of them is, is Abby Libby on Twitter.

00:23:31.000 Oh yeah, I do.

00:23:31.700 I know she is.

00:23:32.260 The other one is, show tits.

00:23:34.240 Yeah, but who's the monster on the other side?

00:23:37.160 Who's the monster?

00:23:38.000 I don't know.

00:23:38.560 She's new.

00:23:38.980 She's, this is PJ Williams replacement.

00:23:41.120 And I could only guess why they replaced PJ Williams after they got signed to Rumble.

00:23:45.520 And we're probably getting paid.

00:23:46.900 But here we go.

00:23:48.000 We're going to air this shit out.

00:23:48.980 We're going to find out what's going on here.

00:23:50.160 Because I don't think, why should they know about me?

00:23:52.620 Right?

00:23:52.800 Okay, so probably one of my fans is in her chat right now.

00:24:04.980 I don't know.

00:24:05.480 I didn't send them.

00:24:06.180 I don't watch this show.

00:24:07.000 I hate this show.

00:24:07.600 But here we go.

00:24:08.560 I'm so confused what's going on here.

00:24:10.740 I'm so confused what's going on here.

00:24:11.660 No matter what the topic is, all you care about is being vile.

00:24:19.420 No, we're not going to allow it.

00:24:21.340 Yeah, it's, it's, you're coming in way too hot.

00:24:24.080 And it's, it's very clear to us with eyeballs.

00:24:26.300 Wait, did they do that horn?

00:24:27.960 No.

00:24:28.580 Everything you were doing is disrespectful.

00:24:30.000 Also, to answer your question, is Elvis King or Antichrist to you?

00:24:32.560 All right, so just hold on for a second.

00:24:33.680 I don't know what I'm, what I'm watching here, but.

00:24:35.220 Yeah, what, what is this about, Tom?

00:24:36.940 What are you, wait, what are you complaining about?

00:24:38.580 So I don't have to look at this one.

00:24:39.720 Why are we taking the opinions of women with the slightest bit of seriousness?

00:24:42.660 Okay, this is why we're listening.

00:24:44.120 There may be like this, Nephilim Death Squad is the show for you.

00:24:47.780 If you don't like that this is our stance, that's, that's your, uh,

00:24:51.340 your recommendation because.

00:24:52.940 Okay, so again.

00:24:54.280 They're hooking you up, dude.

00:24:55.820 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:24:56.580 Free advertising.

00:24:56.840 That was pretty sick.

00:24:57.660 Hey, if you don't like this fucking goyslop, go check these guys out.

00:25:01.000 What they're doing is calling.

00:25:02.080 You really hate Jews.

00:25:03.240 Go listen to these guys.

00:25:04.700 You want some dope Jew hating content?

00:25:06.560 Here's your fucking guy.

00:25:10.380 You should put it out as a promo for your show.

00:25:12.940 I wish we could get something like that.

00:25:14.620 Just go to every, like, Jewish comedy show and just be like.

00:25:18.020 It's like, you know the fucking people that are just the worst?

00:25:21.300 And like, I fucking hate.

00:25:22.620 And if you don't like this show, you should go watch.

00:25:25.220 We definitely need that.

00:25:26.360 We need that kind of publicity.

00:25:27.380 Yeah, can we do that to everybody?

00:25:28.500 Tom, this is perfect for you.

00:25:29.880 I don't know why you're so mad.

00:25:31.280 No, I'm not mad.

00:25:31.980 We should go harass our enemies so they talk shit about us more.

00:25:35.060 What I'm mad about is.

00:25:36.560 I'm mad that they're signed to Rumble and I'm not because my show is better.

00:25:40.200 And it's like they can't.

00:25:41.000 But now I know why.

00:25:42.760 And we're not even that racist on Nephilim Death Squad.

00:25:45.580 No, we're way more racist on this show.

00:25:48.220 Yeah.

00:25:48.800 Yeah.

00:25:49.560 Huh.

00:25:50.240 I don't know.

00:25:50.960 But you don't go like say racist and then go, ha ha.

00:25:53.780 Like when you say you actually put an argument behind it.

00:25:56.780 With a big picture of Keith Richards behind them.

00:25:59.120 That's what I'm wondering.

00:26:00.100 But he's more fuckable than that chick on the right.

00:26:05.260 All right.

00:26:06.000 Someone pick a category between blacks, death, retards, racism, whores.

00:26:11.600 I got 36.

00:26:13.080 That's what I want to play.

00:26:14.200 I don't know.

00:26:14.600 You go 36.

00:26:15.800 36.

00:26:17.320 I was looking at that earlier.

00:26:18.520 I want to play that one.

00:26:19.600 That one made me laugh like crazy when I found it on Twitter.

00:26:22.060 I go for retard death.

00:26:24.280 Is that an option?

00:26:26.780 No, it's not an option.

00:26:28.400 36 dark humor.

00:26:30.100 Oh, yes, yes.

00:26:32.100 This is nice.

00:26:33.580 Yeah.

00:26:33.780 I don't know.

00:26:34.080 It's probably something I saw on Instagram.

00:26:35.220 Tennis ball.

00:26:36.060 Throat against the wall.

00:26:37.620 Tennis ball.

00:26:38.280 Throat against the wall.

00:26:39.060 Actually, it's literally from Instagram.

00:26:41.520 Bounce.

00:26:41.720 Bounce.

00:26:42.340 Tennis ball.

00:26:42.940 It's on Twitter.

00:26:43.700 So I actually care.

00:26:44.800 Tennis ball.

00:26:45.660 Throat against the wall.

00:26:47.200 Tennis ball.

00:26:48.060 Throat against the wall.

00:26:49.360 Helps me forget about my cancer.

00:26:52.520 Oh.

00:26:53.380 Yeah.

00:26:54.480 Yeah.

00:26:54.720 That's an actual ad.

00:27:00.040 Yeah.

00:27:00.460 I don't think it's real.

00:27:01.480 There's no way this is real.

00:27:03.180 R&J prices are not.

00:27:04.900 That's for Walmart.

00:27:06.240 That's old school Walmart.

00:27:08.180 That might be real.

00:27:09.280 That was old.

00:27:09.880 Yeah, that was cool Walmart.

00:27:11.340 Yeah, you're not wrong.

00:27:12.620 There's an outside possibility that it could be real.

00:27:14.640 That does when they still give out the smiley face balloons.

00:27:19.020 Toto's wrong about eel sushi and wrong about all food ever.

00:27:22.140 The anti-eel sushi sentiment warrants a hoppy and physical removal from society immediately.

00:27:26.560 I don't want to get him started.

00:27:27.460 We're not talking about food here.

00:27:29.660 Eel sushi?

00:27:30.480 Okay.

00:27:31.180 Are you anti or pro?

00:27:33.040 Anti.

00:27:33.700 Unagi?

00:27:34.200 It sucks.

00:27:34.760 I don't want that shit.

00:27:35.580 I've had it before.

00:27:36.200 It was pretty yummy.

00:27:37.160 Yeah, I had sushi this last week and it was pretty good.

00:27:40.620 I mean, I can like things and you not like them.

00:27:42.500 I mean, I don't know why this has to be like an objective truth here.

00:27:45.760 Not Nice Guy says, I wish you hadn't sent Scott his cloak.

00:27:48.880 He traumatized me with pics of him wearing nothing but the cloak.

00:27:51.460 Oh, he was supposed to send me that.

00:27:52.860 Scott, where's your dick, man?

00:27:54.880 All right.

00:27:56.300 Yeah, I got a picture of Scott, but I don't know if we should show it.

00:27:58.880 Yeah, he sent me the same picture.

00:28:00.020 It's a Coctober submission.

00:28:01.680 That's all we need to say.

00:28:02.280 Yeah, let's dox our audiences.

00:28:04.920 We doxed Marshall Banana.

00:28:06.640 Who would have thought that like such a simple line would add up to like the hardest bar that's

00:28:10.980 ever been spit?

00:28:11.660 Tennis ball against the wall.

00:28:13.840 It does hit super fucking hard.

00:28:15.760 That's what makes it great.

00:28:16.540 Because I'm like, I played it over and over again.

00:28:18.120 It's like, fuck, dude, fucking hits.

00:28:19.540 Tennis ball against the wall.

00:28:21.560 Tennis ball against the wall.

00:28:23.580 Can we put that on intro?

00:28:25.800 It's fire, dog.

00:28:26.920 Yeah, it does.

00:28:27.420 It gets me going.

00:28:28.720 And what is childhood cancer?

00:28:29.920 Is it like a specific type of cancer?

00:28:32.060 I think it's just cancer that occurs in your childhood, basically.

00:28:35.360 So it could be anything.

00:28:37.300 Yeah, like cancer.

00:28:38.420 There's all sorts of cancers.

00:28:39.380 There's like liver, prostate.

00:28:41.260 It'd be dumb if there was just like a kid cancer, like a specifically.

00:28:45.040 It only targets kids.

00:28:45.700 It's just a kid cancer.

00:28:46.040 You've got kid cancer.

00:28:47.020 Where?

00:28:47.700 No, no.

00:28:48.240 You misunderstand.

00:28:49.000 It's kid cancer.

00:28:49.440 You don't understand.

00:28:51.160 They're like, where?

00:28:52.100 In the kid.

00:28:53.220 It struck the entirety of the kid as kid cancer does.

00:28:57.340 You gotta throw this kid out the window.

00:28:58.520 We can give you a kid transplant if you'd like.

00:29:03.580 Oh, fuck.

00:29:04.860 Damn it.

00:29:05.180 Oh, no, the cancer baby doll.

00:29:05.680 Kid cancer killed my inner child, man.

00:29:11.560 Kid cancer is fucked up.

00:29:13.060 Kid transplant, they just swap it out for a fucking Bajit.

00:29:16.760 Toad does look like a survivor.

00:29:18.180 Doesn't Toad look like a survivor of kid cancer?

00:29:20.600 Just because I'm bald?

00:29:22.300 No, like you shouldn't have survived, but you did, you know?

00:29:25.280 Like with some sort of weird glandular type of cancer, you know, something's off now.

00:29:29.100 I'm both fucked up.

00:29:29.440 Like, I think I was probably born backwards.

00:29:31.780 Like, I came out of my mom's vagina backwards, probably.

00:29:34.440 I don't know.

00:29:34.800 No, that would be being breached.

00:29:36.800 That happens.

00:29:37.620 That's a problem.

00:29:38.720 I don't know.

00:29:39.020 He could have been breached.

00:29:39.740 He said before that he did breach.

00:29:41.600 Okay.

00:29:42.280 Did I?

00:29:43.080 Yes, because he skipped the pussy.

00:29:46.080 He went right out of her asshole.

00:29:47.940 No, he just ate a C-section.

00:29:49.700 Hold me closer, tiny cancer.

00:29:51.660 I don't even remember if I was born by C-section or not.

00:29:55.980 But some of these babies were...

00:29:57.540 I mean, most people don't remember that.

00:29:57.720 Why would you remember that?

00:29:59.820 Toad the type of niggas who remember my own birth.

00:30:01.920 She might mention it in some way, but I think those babies that are getting thrown out the

00:30:05.080 window were C-section babies.

00:30:06.580 You know what?

00:30:07.080 I think Toad could remember his own birth because he would remember what he ate on his

00:30:10.640 way out.

00:30:11.560 Yeah.

00:30:12.300 Pussy.

00:30:12.660 Oh, shit.

00:30:17.260 You're such a gross dude.

00:30:18.680 I just want to ask because Toad, we have this full thing of content over here.

00:30:26.040 Toad sends content all the time into our chat.

00:30:28.960 Dude, I send more shit in there than anybody else.

00:30:30.700 But it's fucking god awful.

00:30:32.440 Hold on.

00:30:33.160 Because I want to ask the audience.

00:30:34.280 I want to ask the audience if this is actual content.

00:30:37.600 Toad sends a post of a straight up just naked slave man.

00:30:42.360 Obviously, like a picture from like the 1800s, right?

00:30:45.320 It was traumatizing to see.

00:30:46.760 That had no penis.

00:30:48.600 And the caption was-

00:30:49.820 It's like a gunt.

00:30:51.300 There's a gunt.

00:30:52.560 The caption was-

00:30:53.760 See, I told you this is god.

00:30:55.000 Talking about how-

00:30:56.220 But the content is how shit you are identifying content.

00:30:58.920 Hold on.

00:30:59.260 Hold on.

00:30:59.520 Let me explain what it is because I want to-

00:31:01.180 Let him cook.

00:31:01.600 So, the caption of this picture was like, slaves were made to get castrated so they wouldn't

00:31:10.800 have sex with the slave owners' daughters or anything.

00:31:14.280 And Toad sends that.

00:31:15.820 And he goes, not content question mark.

00:31:18.520 Content exclamation point.

00:31:20.820 I see it and I immediately go, no, that's not content.

00:31:24.900 And Toad goes, we can make this funny.

00:31:27.880 And I'm asking the audience, is there-

00:31:30.080 Yeah, we can, but why are you going to put us in that situation?

00:31:33.720 No, no, no.

00:31:34.100 It's bizarre.

00:31:34.700 I actually like when you throw the gauntlet, like, we can make this funny.

00:31:38.680 But I want you to start.

00:31:40.320 Yes.

00:31:40.740 You make it funny.

00:31:40.960 Go.

00:31:41.580 That was my thing.

00:31:43.820 Let's zoom in on him and just the picture and just all be dead silent and let Toad just

00:31:48.200 give us his observations.

00:31:49.520 Tyler, do you have that?

00:31:50.880 Did we actually put that into the categories?

00:31:51.500 That would be good.

00:31:52.300 Make him sit with it.

00:31:53.420 I got it.

00:31:54.360 You do.

00:31:55.040 Bring it up.

00:31:55.760 Let's bring it up.

00:31:55.860 Just make him sit with it, guys.

00:31:56.780 Make him sit with this.

00:31:57.720 Tell us what you think about it, Toad.

00:32:00.720 A castrated slave.

00:32:02.560 Go.

00:32:03.820 Let's get a photo.

00:32:04.560 Let's get a photo full screen of him and it.

00:32:07.160 I have some other content.

00:32:08.680 I have content that we could try to make funny.

00:32:10.640 Oh, my God.

00:32:11.780 I hate this video so much.

00:32:16.180 Point.

00:32:17.820 This is a lame edit, man.

00:32:19.400 This is-

00:32:20.220 Right?

00:32:21.980 So what are they hitting him with?

00:32:23.780 It's a rocket launcher.

00:32:24.720 I love that they don't use the right.

00:32:29.380 This is worse than Negan, you know, killing Glenn.

00:32:34.360 Hold on.

00:32:34.880 Hold on.

00:32:35.620 This is-

00:32:36.060 Can you pause this real quick?

00:32:37.780 Pause it.

00:32:38.120 I can't even watch it.

00:32:38.700 I like how blurry-

00:32:39.520 How black people turn blurry when they die.

00:32:43.360 That's what happens.

00:32:44.160 Like Asian genitals, dude.

00:32:46.760 They're like Bigfoot, man.

00:32:48.380 They're like-

00:32:48.840 This reminds me, there's a parallel of this with the Coke video.

00:32:55.840 Remember, like they're trying to open up the bottle and not knowing how to do it?

00:32:59.400 Right.

00:32:59.820 They don't know how to use the rocket launcher.

00:33:01.700 They don't know how to use a rocket launcher, so they use it as a bludgeoning weapon instead

00:33:05.100 of literally like a weapon of mass destruction.

00:33:08.260 Yeah, they're so primitive.

00:33:09.360 They gave them that, remember, I remember saying it vividly, they gave them, damn, look at

00:33:13.080 all the blood.

00:33:13.960 They gave them that fucking bottle, the bottle of Coke, and I said that this is going to start

00:33:18.400 like a war, because the first thing they're going to do is kill each other with the bottle.

00:33:21.540 Yeah.

00:33:22.040 Yeah.

00:33:22.200 It's 100%.

00:33:22.720 They gave them the rocket launcher, and before they could even say how to use it, he just

00:33:26.520 started killing people with the rocket launcher.

00:33:28.360 But not in the right way.

00:33:30.040 You could kill way more people.

00:33:31.560 Yeah.

00:33:31.860 You could like-

00:33:32.360 It would actually be kind of cool to gather a group of people together and be like, no, just

00:33:36.620 stand there.

00:33:37.280 Yeah.

00:33:37.460 No, no, don't worry about nothing.

00:33:38.720 Don't worry about it.

00:33:39.380 Just stand there.

00:33:40.280 Just shh.

00:33:41.300 He's like, he must be taking a picture.

00:33:43.460 It's just like with Japanese porn, the blurring makes it harder for me to come when I'm watching

00:33:48.800 it.

00:33:50.260 What am I supposed to do?

00:33:52.060 Hold on.

00:33:52.520 Let me see.

00:33:53.720 I'm missing the content.

00:33:55.060 Videos like that make me wonder how-

00:33:57.020 I told you it's content!

00:33:58.200 I know.

00:33:59.140 It's so stupid when I look at it.

00:34:01.420 No, Toad, go ahead.

00:34:02.240 No, click on the photo.

00:34:03.140 Click on the photo itself.

00:34:04.140 It gets worse if you zoom in.

00:34:05.320 It makes me wonder how blacks are constantly shooting people.

00:34:07.700 There's no dick, so you don't have to worry about-

00:34:09.360 Hold on, guys.

00:34:09.860 I want to see-

00:34:10.660 I just want to-

00:34:11.240 How can black people even figure out how to shoot a gun?

00:34:13.620 Let me see something real quick.

00:34:14.740 Watching that gun?

00:34:15.820 This is a quick thing that I'm going to do here.

00:34:18.280 I'm going to mute this.

00:34:19.540 Sorry.

00:34:20.280 I'm going to play it.

00:34:21.020 What I don't understand is they have their hands are tied, so I can understand not covering

00:34:25.820 your head, but their feet are not tied.

00:34:28.500 Why are you not running?

00:34:30.740 They're all black.

00:34:31.440 They're really fast.

00:34:31.900 That's the only thing they can do good.

00:34:33.020 Yeah.

00:34:33.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:34.940 Look at his leg twitching.

00:34:36.440 They're not doing it.

00:34:37.340 Wait, did you see his leg twitching?

00:34:38.940 This does not seem like an effective way to beat bludgeoned people, really.

00:34:42.380 I don't like listening to this.

00:34:44.160 Now I'm never going to be able to listen to this song without envisioning bazooka murdering.

00:34:49.820 This is one guy-

00:34:52.120 I don't even know what the song is.

00:34:53.280 This is one guy-

00:34:53.520 He's like, I don't want to get aroused while listening to-

00:34:56.060 Dude, this is one guy against a whole group of people, though, and he's got a rocket launcher,

00:35:03.340 but he doesn't know how to use it, so how can they not-

00:35:05.000 What I think is funny, I'm pretty sure they had-

00:35:07.500 Oh my god, did you see it squirt out when he hit him that time?

00:35:10.140 Look, look, look.

00:35:10.800 Go back.

00:35:11.280 Go back.

00:35:11.600 Because I'm pretty sure he had a machete on his-

00:35:13.720 On his fucking hip, he has a machete, which makes it so much funnier.

00:35:17.440 So nuked right now.

00:35:18.520 Oh, it's Robin Thicke, that's what this is?

00:35:20.440 Yeah, it's Robin Thicke.

00:35:21.300 Yeah, it's Robin Thicke.

00:35:22.640 It's Alan Thicke's son, you fucking-

00:35:23.860 I don't even know who Alan Thicke is.

00:35:26.940 Alan Thicke is fucking from Growing Pains.

00:35:28.760 He's the dad from Growing Pains.

00:35:30.200 Dude, you guys are so young and stupid.

00:35:32.300 Hold on, hold on.

00:35:33.400 Toad, have you never watched the Blurred Line music video?

00:35:38.740 Yeah, I have.

00:35:39.300 Oh, he's jerked off to it three million times.

00:35:42.740 One hundred percent he's jerked off to it.

00:35:43.960 Can we name the episode Blurred Blacks?

00:35:47.420 Yeah.

00:35:47.880 Blurred Blacks.

00:35:48.440 I like that.

00:35:49.340 Yeah, that's-

00:35:49.620 We're going to have to delete this episode quite quick.

00:35:52.860 We were having this whole idea of we're going to do half on and half off or cut it up or this and you're already just fucked.

00:35:57.840 YouTube, YouTube, it's okay.

00:35:59.380 It's Blurred.

00:36:00.160 Blurred, yeah.

00:36:00.620 It's fine.

00:36:01.440 It's okay if it's Blurred Blacks.

00:36:02.500 No, hold on, hold on.

00:36:03.240 There's literally a category when you're going through the YouTube selections that says,

00:36:07.740 did you make light of any sort of murderous circumstances?

00:36:11.380 No, we didn't do that.

00:36:12.140 That's literally all we just did.

00:36:13.360 No, we don't know if they were murdered.

00:36:15.720 We couldn't see.

00:36:16.420 We couldn't see it.

00:36:17.160 It was Blurred.

00:36:17.760 I have no idea.

00:36:18.380 They might be fine.

00:36:18.960 I don't know what happened.

00:36:19.760 I don't know how to send it.

00:36:21.940 That rocket launcher might actually be just filled with jelly.

00:36:25.520 It could be styrofoam.

00:36:26.280 That's a good point.

00:36:27.000 I'll be honest, except for the squirting thing, that really does not look an effective way to bludgeon people.

00:36:31.840 I bet you-

00:36:32.500 No.

00:36:33.320 Most of those guys are probably fine.

00:36:35.140 Yeah, that's okay.

00:36:35.980 Bonk.

00:36:36.620 See, it's just a bonk.

00:36:38.300 It's just a bonk.

00:36:40.860 It's just a friendly little bonk.

00:36:42.500 Yeah.

00:36:44.020 Bonk, bonk.

00:36:44.580 Go to sleep.

00:36:44.940 It's just a silly little bonk.

00:36:46.360 Bonk, you go to sleep.

00:36:47.480 You wake up a couple hours later.

00:36:49.180 I saw a video today of a girl getting straight up-

00:36:53.400 It was one girl hitting another girl with a metal baseball bat.

00:36:56.580 Fucking ate it, right?

00:36:57.740 And you could hear it.

00:36:58.700 Doink.

00:36:59.140 Right onto her chin.

00:37:00.300 And she fucking ate it, dude.

00:37:02.000 And then came up and hit her in the ribs.

00:37:04.780 I sent it.

00:37:05.420 Y'all didn't watch it, of course.

00:37:06.420 No, of course I didn't.

00:37:07.520 But it was-

00:37:08.140 I watched it during that format.

00:37:10.120 Trying to do content here, Colan.

00:37:11.260 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:37:12.400 Yeah.

00:37:12.580 Oh, hold on.

00:37:13.440 Go back.

00:37:13.800 This is content.

00:37:14.220 This is good.

00:37:14.420 No, skip this.

00:37:15.300 Skip this real quick.

00:37:16.060 We already watched the intro.

00:37:17.280 We need this.

00:37:17.640 It was in the intro, though, yeah.

00:37:18.660 Toad, go.

00:37:19.940 No, scroll down.

00:37:21.040 There's no dick.

00:37:22.800 Toad.

00:37:23.160 Yeah, sit with it.

00:37:23.920 Go.

00:37:24.300 No, bring it up.

00:37:24.880 Other than the fact that his body looks exactly like yours, I don't know why this is funny.

00:37:29.060 That's what I was going to say.

00:37:29.520 Hey, it makes me feel good about myself, because if you just take this guy and you give him

00:37:33.340 a really small penis instead of no penis, then it's me.

00:37:35.620 Can someone Photoshop Toad's dick on that guy?

00:37:40.180 Toad's dick on it?

00:37:41.220 Put my dick on this guy?

00:37:42.900 Put my face on him.

00:37:44.420 Who has a bigger dick?

00:37:45.700 Toad or this guy?

00:37:48.960 Toad definitely has a harder dick, I'll tell you that.

00:37:51.240 This is just sad.

00:37:53.640 Especially when I'm looking at this.

00:37:54.480 It literally made me sad when I saw this.

00:37:56.840 And then I am down with pretty much any type of comedy.

00:37:59.900 We just watch people get bludgeoned.

00:38:02.060 You're just not a true comedian, Cole.

00:38:05.340 You're supposed to see dark shit and be able to laugh at this shit.

00:38:08.700 Go ahead.

00:38:09.640 Make it funny.

00:38:10.600 Looking at this guy, though.

00:38:11.640 Looking at this guy, how big do you think his dick was?

00:38:13.640 I think that's a good question to ask him.

00:38:15.000 That is a good question.

00:38:16.260 What's weird is the guys with the skinny legs.

00:38:21.240 That do have hangers on him.

00:38:22.260 And he has some skinny legs.

00:38:23.440 But he also has a fat fucking body.

00:38:25.320 Yeah, he looks like he has a small dick.

00:38:27.540 Which the fat fucking body wants that.

00:38:29.500 All I'm going to say is I can understand why he would be castrated.

00:38:32.820 Because if you're a slave, you should be shredded.

00:38:35.340 You're working 12-hour days in the field.

00:38:37.160 You should have not an ounce of body fat.

00:38:39.060 This guy was obviously going slow.

00:38:42.080 And sometimes your dick's got to go.

00:38:44.560 This is actually a result of having your shit chopped, honestly.

00:38:47.940 Being a eunuch that fucks with your testosterone.

00:38:50.440 Oh, is that why a toad looks like this?

00:38:52.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:53.540 No balls.

00:38:55.500 Toad showed us your dick, but not your balls, toad.

00:38:58.100 Not your balls.

00:38:59.660 You got chicken balls, son?

00:39:00.540 Yeah, good.

00:39:00.940 Show us your balls.

00:39:01.160 You got little baby balls, buddy?

00:39:03.300 Let me see that ball baby.

00:39:04.180 Little baby balls up in there, buddy?

00:39:05.220 Toad the type of nigga that didn't drop.

00:39:08.660 Yep.

00:39:09.460 Dude, are your balls inside your body, toad?

00:39:11.320 No, they're out, but they're raisins.

00:39:13.320 No, they're like normal.

00:39:15.140 Which one of you faggots said you popped your balls in your body?

00:39:17.860 Somebody said that.

00:39:18.920 That was me.

00:39:19.820 I don't know.

00:39:20.340 I just don't include balls in a dick pic, man.

00:39:22.860 That's not what you want.

00:39:24.660 What I was going to say, Clint, I think you were on to rights.

00:39:26.580 Dude, I literally couldn't even take a dick pic without my balls being in it.

00:39:30.260 What are you talking about?

00:39:30.980 The move is you're on the right track there, though.

00:39:32.900 Push your finger on it so it's nothing but balls and take the photo.

00:39:36.160 Yeah, that's great.

00:39:37.980 Just bury your dick in your ball meat?

00:39:40.060 I don't know.

00:39:41.980 Because you're saying that he's not shredded.

00:39:43.680 I think he's not shredded because he's not working in the field.

00:39:47.080 He's back porking the fucking farmer's daughter, and that's why he's so fat, because he's not working all day.

00:39:53.400 So they were like, cut this guy's dick off.

00:39:55.180 You guys didn't understand that eunuchs produce less testosterone, thus not being as much.

00:39:59.200 If you're banging the plantation owner's daughter, you're still going to be shredded.

00:40:04.680 That's still exercise.

00:40:05.500 Right.

00:40:05.780 Yes.

00:40:07.080 Not as much as exercise as a pic and con.

00:40:09.040 Dude, I was ripped when I was fucking on the daily.

00:40:11.180 It's because con-picking is actually easy, dude.

00:40:13.060 Weren't you also working out every day, too?

00:40:15.480 Huh?

00:40:16.200 I don't think you can fucking up, dude.

00:40:17.160 Yeah, this is a correlation causation fallacy.

00:40:18.980 You got a lot of pussy because you were shredded.

00:40:21.120 That's true.

00:40:21.700 I guess.

00:40:22.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:23.060 But I don't know.

00:40:24.040 I feel like...

00:40:24.200 I don't think you get shredded from fucking pussy.

00:40:26.120 I don't know, dude.

00:40:27.160 Oh, you can.

00:40:27.580 When you're like...

00:40:28.220 Okay, then explain Ron Jeremy.

00:40:32.900 Huge dick.

00:40:33.720 Yeah, but I bet you he does, like, some puds.

00:40:36.000 Good job.

00:40:36.280 But he's not, like, fucking.

00:40:37.560 I'm thinking of, like, when you're, like, in shape and you're fucking...

00:40:40.220 He's not fucking.

00:40:40.800 Yeah, but he's, like...

00:40:41.220 Ron Jeremy's not fucking.

00:40:42.220 I bet you he's mostly just kind of going slow, doing the fat man fucking moves.

00:40:47.220 Like, where they're not really...

00:40:48.020 But you're only, like, an athletic dude fucks.

00:40:49.880 You're, like, getting into it.

00:40:50.840 You're, like, in weird poses.

00:40:52.660 I love that tone.

00:40:54.120 It's like, you never watch his videos, have you?

00:40:55.980 Ron Jeremy doesn't have that big of a dick.

00:40:57.680 There I said it.

00:41:00.080 It's, like, a...

00:41:00.900 Yeah, it's fine.

00:41:01.400 Probably a 10-inch or probably.

00:41:02.700 I don't know.

00:41:03.000 Yeah, but for, like...

00:41:03.660 About as big as Albert Pohlholz's.

00:41:05.240 Was he an athletic fuck toad?

00:41:07.940 Sorry.

00:41:08.380 Cool.

00:41:09.220 No.

00:41:09.460 No, for Ron Jeremy to be a household name, you would think that he had, like, a fucking

00:41:13.620 16-inch dick.

00:41:14.680 It's like, no.

00:41:15.420 He's just, like...

00:41:15.720 I know.

00:41:16.180 It is weird.

00:41:17.080 It's, like, the above average.

00:41:18.320 I don't know.

00:41:18.620 I think what made him super famous is that there was a photo early in his career where

00:41:22.780 he was able to put his erect dick in his mouth.

00:41:25.200 Yeah.

00:41:26.000 That is what it was.

00:41:26.860 I shit you not.

00:41:28.000 That, like, launched him in the stratosphere.

00:41:29.740 It was like, oh, this nigga can suck his own dick.

00:41:31.560 That's all you gotta do.

00:41:32.400 I gotta remember his name.

00:41:33.940 We're in a whole new stratosphere.

00:41:35.080 By the way, Ron Jeremy kind of looks like he could be Toad's dad.

00:41:37.640 Anybody notice this?

00:41:38.500 Yeah.

00:41:38.760 This is the real...

00:41:39.220 Bro, I'm the Ron Jeremy of Toads.

00:41:41.320 This is the method to success.

00:41:42.840 You've gotta suck your own dick.

00:41:44.380 No matter what it is.

00:41:45.600 You've gotta...

00:41:46.420 If you can suck...

00:41:47.040 If you suck your own dick, you're gonna do good in life, man.

00:41:49.460 Dude, this is why our audience doesn't like me, though, is because I'm always sucking

00:41:52.180 my own dick.

00:41:53.440 Yeah.

00:41:54.020 If you ever watch the compilations of people sucking their own dick, it's pretty hilarious.

00:41:57.340 Just, like...

00:41:57.540 I didn't even know that was a thing.

00:41:58.720 It's hysterical.

00:41:59.140 I didn't...

00:42:00.140 No, I don't look...

00:42:01.780 I don't look for that sort of thing.

00:42:03.440 Like, we do it at work.

00:42:04.300 You just flash it.

00:42:04.940 Be like, look at this.

00:42:08.480 Just a hyper cut of just, like, different dudes blowing...

00:42:11.020 ...themselves.

00:42:13.060 Yeah.

00:42:13.600 I've had a buddy do that to me at work.

00:42:15.220 Do you think all the famous...

00:42:16.020 There's very few things funnier.

00:42:18.080 Do you think all the famous porn star guys have sucked their own dick?

00:42:21.040 Is that a thing that is, like, correlated among them?

00:42:22.980 I think most of them can't.

00:42:24.840 It's a Jewish test to get into the fucking...

00:42:27.160 It's not so much about the size of your dick as your flexibility.

00:42:31.220 Because, like, does Johnny Sins...

00:42:33.320 Because I think, like, out of the top, like, porn star men that I know of is, like, Ron Jeremy,

00:42:37.920 Johnny Sins, and I can't name probably another one after that.

00:42:41.020 Oh, and, like...

00:42:42.160 What about our mascot, Peter North?

00:42:45.120 Peter North.

00:42:45.980 Yeah, I know Peter North because it's, like, ropes, ropes, ropes.

00:42:48.460 But this is what I'm saying.

00:42:50.040 So, Ron...

00:42:50.880 Ropes, ropes, ropes, ropes.

00:42:52.460 It sounds like a burlesque show on fucking...

00:42:57.060 Ron Jeremy had ropes, but they weren't anything spectacular, but he could suck his own dick.

00:43:01.320 That's special.

00:43:01.700 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:43:03.000 Same with Peter North.

00:43:05.060 Ropes, ropes, ropes.

00:43:06.200 Incredibly impressive.

00:43:07.200 So, he goes down in history.

00:43:08.560 I think that you have to have something novel and new.

00:43:11.440 And he's the first to do it, yeah.

00:43:13.080 Like this...

00:43:13.600 Like this...

00:43:13.920 I need his dick on there.

00:43:15.900 I need his dick on there.

00:43:16.860 I'm sorry.

00:43:17.220 I can't just...

00:43:17.880 No, I need his dick.

00:43:18.960 Not his face.

00:43:19.520 Was Tyler in the group chat when he sent his dick?

00:43:22.660 Ooh, was he?

00:43:23.940 I don't remember.

00:43:25.000 No idea.

00:43:25.840 I'm not doing that.

00:43:29.480 Top, draw it.

00:43:30.840 Just do that instead.

00:43:32.380 I'm not going to draw you a dick.

00:43:33.320 It doesn't deserve to be drawn.

00:43:34.660 That was disgusting.

00:43:35.620 And it was, like, an unsolicited dick.

00:43:37.200 I don't want to see that shit.

00:43:38.120 Can we rewind to, like...

00:43:40.100 It's kind of cool that the conspiracy theory arena, you're known as being, like, we are friendly to free speech.

00:43:47.220 Like, whatever audience...

00:43:48.780 We are so...

00:43:49.280 We are not racist on that show.

00:43:50.900 As a matter of fact, I don't even really talk.

00:43:52.420 Not even that racist.

00:43:52.920 David does all the talking.

00:43:53.860 Well, what's crazy is, like, I literally...

00:43:55.720 I was more racist about his show because he has that black preacher on all the time,

00:43:59.600 or whatever the fuck that guy is.

00:44:01.060 And I was like, you're going to have that nigga on again?

00:44:02.840 And then, like...

00:44:03.600 Dude, I literally sat down.

00:44:06.220 I sat down to watch Nephilim Death Squad because I wanted to see what it was about.

00:44:09.420 And then I was like...

00:44:10.380 And then I saw...

00:44:11.060 It was 17 episodes about the Book of Revelations, and it was two hours each.

00:44:15.080 And I was like...

00:44:15.480 You did 25.

00:44:15.860 I was like, I don't have 40 fucking hours to, like, figure out what this shit's about.

00:44:21.420 Wait, you have more episodes than actual chapters in Revelation?

00:44:25.780 Yeah.

00:44:26.100 Yeah, dude, for real.

00:44:27.200 There's 22 chapters in Revelation, and we had 25 episodes.

00:44:33.020 How the fuck can you analyze?

00:44:34.540 I guess you can analyze.

00:44:35.460 It's so esoteric.

00:44:36.660 Just vamp.

00:44:37.100 Keep vamping, baby.

00:44:38.220 Keep content.

00:44:39.240 Fill my content hole.

00:44:40.720 Come on.

00:44:41.080 Did you pay that guy to dedicate 50 hours of his life to this topic with you?

00:44:46.320 No, he wanted to do it.

00:44:48.200 He loves it.

00:44:49.300 Actually, he's doing pretty good right now because of...

00:44:51.860 I guess the show is getting bigger, so he's also, you know, gained a lot of recognition.

00:44:56.840 And he deserves it.

00:44:57.360 He's very good.

00:44:58.160 I like what he does.

00:45:00.420 Wow.

00:45:00.720 Well, I'll never watch a minute of it because I'm not watching 50 hours of it.

00:45:05.020 Is there, like, are you going to put out, like, a summarize?

00:45:10.220 Yeah, could you give me a cliff note?

00:45:11.940 Could you break it down into...

00:45:13.020 This was, fuck you, nigger.

00:45:14.100 Get off my fucking stream.

00:45:16.600 That felt harsh.

00:45:17.500 A cliff note of the book of Revelation is, I don't know, it all ends okay, I guess.

00:45:25.100 He's coming back, baby.

00:45:26.320 There you go.

00:45:26.700 He's coming back.

00:45:27.460 It's going to be all right.

00:45:28.300 He's coming back, and then he's going to come back again.

00:45:31.500 No, there's a lot.

00:45:32.280 There's, like...

00:45:33.000 Oh, you non-believers, you're going to be fucked?

00:45:35.720 There's letters to churches of, like, they're writing letters to churches and letting them know where they fucked up.

00:45:41.560 That's the first part of Revelation.

00:45:42.840 Second part is John.

00:45:44.200 That's, like, basically all of the New Testament, but go on.

00:45:48.300 This letter to that church, this letter to that church.

00:45:50.520 He's like, y'all fucking suck.

00:45:52.040 Y'all suck dick at this.

00:45:53.900 He's telling them why they suck.

00:45:55.940 Some of them, and some of the old churches were, like, he's like, you're too accepting.

00:45:59.840 You're, like, you know, you're allowing gay people to get married in your church.

00:46:03.120 Like, you're not good.

00:46:03.940 You're being really Jew-y.

00:46:05.420 Yeah, these guys are too religious.

00:46:07.060 One church had a problem with, like, fucking their mothers.

00:46:09.480 It was a weird...

00:46:10.500 I can't remember which...

00:46:11.420 Yeah, there's a church, and they're just like, you've got to stop, like, having incest.

00:46:15.680 It's like, that's where you're sinning.

00:46:18.860 Anyway, so the letters to the church.

00:46:20.620 Then the middle part of it is, like, John freaking out, and he's having, like, a crazy hallucination about, like, from the beginning of time to the end of time and how it'll play out.

00:46:30.120 A lot of symbology.

00:46:31.440 It's super...

00:46:32.740 This book is very, like, if you're into esoteric conspiracy, that whole middle part is pretty much that.

00:46:39.220 Then the end part is, like, judgments and what's going to happen.

00:46:41.940 So it's a really cool book, and it's, like, it lasted for a fucking long time, and people are still reading it, and they're like, this is a great book.

00:46:48.140 This is a trippy book.

00:46:48.820 I remember I read it when I was, like, in high school.

00:46:50.520 I was like, this is fucking wild.

00:46:53.240 Why are you calling it a book?

00:46:54.460 Isn't it just a chapter in the Bible?

00:46:56.200 No, it's a book in the Bible, and it has 22 chapters.

00:46:58.460 Revelation is a whole...

00:46:58.980 Yeah.

00:46:59.500 So the Bible just means that it's, like, a collection of books.

00:47:02.740 So somebody decided to put these books all next to each other.

00:47:05.800 Not even necessarily books.

00:47:07.240 The most of them, like I said, all the New Testament is basically letters to churches.

00:47:11.280 Like, that's literally what it was.

00:47:11.980 Romans is a letter to the Roman church.

00:47:14.060 Corinthians is a letter to the Corinthian church.

00:47:15.320 You're fucking up.

00:47:16.060 You're doing this wrong.

00:47:16.940 Do you know who the authors are of each book in the Bible?

00:47:20.440 Except for Joe.

00:47:21.320 Well, kind of.

00:47:21.840 Some of them we don't know.

00:47:22.880 Like, or we kind of have a clue.

00:47:23.900 They're all very dubious, but people think, like, there's kind of common agreement among most of them.

00:47:28.400 Yeah.

00:47:28.480 They're all God.

00:47:29.880 Yeah.

00:47:30.400 They're all God.

00:47:31.020 Technically.

00:47:31.100 Written by God.

00:47:33.240 Well, technically, if you believe in divine inspiration, yes, they are all written by God

00:47:38.460 because God told the writers what to say.

00:47:40.660 Do you guys believe that?

00:47:42.320 Yeah.

00:47:42.840 Yeah.

00:47:43.040 I mean, yeah, technically that's why the Bible's inspired because they're said inspired by God.

00:47:47.220 I mean, there's different interpretations of different denominations of what that actually means.

00:47:50.460 I'm seeing why now Cole knocks out his USB cable from his mic at least once an episode.

00:47:56.220 He does a lot of this shit.

00:47:57.320 I do a lot of this shit, yeah.

00:47:58.740 That's very Italian.

00:48:00.020 And it's really, like, it's a really old wire, too.

00:48:03.260 And so it's, like, it's just hanging on by a thread.

00:48:05.240 Dude, mine's hanging on by a thread, but I don't do all that.

00:48:07.920 Well, also, I need to get, like, the newer ones came with the USB Type-C, and these are still, like, those mini USB shits.

00:48:13.880 Not content.

00:48:15.580 I was enjoying it.

00:48:17.080 I was learning a lot.

00:48:17.860 I was on a roll with this Bible stuff, and then Topic goes like it.

00:48:21.560 Guys, let's fucking do plugs.

00:48:24.300 Hold on.

00:48:24.920 We're doing plugs now?

00:48:26.300 Oh, I'm going on tinfoil hat here soon.

00:48:28.120 I was supposed to go today, but I'm going on next week, so that's cool.

00:48:30.180 Can that be the segue every time we go to, like, we pick a new clip or whatever thing from the thing?

00:48:35.020 Just, that's the, here you go, content.

00:48:38.100 Tim, we're doing content by doing that, man.

00:48:40.360 I want to do a plug.

00:48:41.540 I'm going to do a plug, like, the most serious plug I've ever done.

00:48:45.160 Toad Show.

00:48:46.140 Better Off Dead.

00:48:46.920 I listen to it every morning.

00:48:48.620 I drop my wife off at work before I come back.

00:48:51.220 She was watching it with you yesterday.

00:48:53.080 We watch, we listen every day.

00:48:55.000 Like, the other day, you were late.

00:48:57.080 Yeah, we do.

00:48:58.140 You were late the other day, and we, like, we're like, oh, shit, I hope he's okay.

00:49:01.060 And then you came on, and we're like, all right, we get to listen to him for, like, five minutes on our commute.

00:49:04.560 Listen to fucking Toad shit.

00:49:06.080 Wait, what time does, does he go live in the morning?

00:49:08.860 Eight in the morning, yeah.

00:49:10.040 He's, like, right around there.

00:49:10.940 Wait, you wake up, you wake up early to do it?

00:49:13.420 I thought you did in the middle of the night.

00:49:15.220 Like, 7.45 a.m. usually.

00:49:18.420 Wow.

00:49:18.760 Yeah.

00:49:19.500 During football season, I'm doing, like, midnight, Friday night, Saturday night.

00:49:23.160 Why don't you just do it before you go to bed so you can sit down?

00:49:24.920 I'm also doing every morning, because the morning lines, like, give you more information.

00:49:28.720 Because he does an hour, Clint.

00:49:30.240 Because he does, but it's good.

00:49:31.980 It's really, what I noticed about your show, Toad, is that I wouldn't listen to it for betting advice, but I do like that you recap everything.

00:49:39.900 I think the market is, like, maybe the market is that he's, like, recapping the games, what happened.

00:49:44.640 Yeah, and then you can laugh at his retarded picks.

00:49:46.900 Toad is ESPN now.

00:49:47.840 Did you like my recap of my win on the UCF?

00:49:51.260 That is great for, like, information.

00:49:52.920 Bouncing up their ass.

00:49:54.180 I will say this.

00:49:55.640 I will say this.

00:49:56.280 Most betting advice shows are truncated.

00:49:59.680 They're very quick to the point.

00:50:01.380 Like, bang, you got to hammer the fucking line here.

00:50:03.520 We got plus five.

00:50:04.200 I think, Toad, shut up.

00:50:06.920 You're selling crack, Toad.

00:50:08.240 You're selling crack.

00:50:09.420 Toad is the Joe Rogan of sports gambling advice.

00:50:13.060 He's the market, nobody wants.

00:50:15.240 He'll do three and a half hours on a single pick.

00:50:17.860 This man doesn't give a fuck.

00:50:19.220 I love it.

00:50:19.920 It's so funny, because people are, like, sitting there waiting.

00:50:22.440 They're, like, I got to get my picks in.

00:50:23.880 And before, and Toad's just, like, let me just break this down.

00:50:27.340 He's all like degenerate gamblers.

00:50:29.200 Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad.

00:50:30.660 They're constantly, it's, like, your fans.

00:50:33.400 You can still make the bet when I'm talking about it.

00:50:35.480 Toad, the only people that want to hear you are degenerate gamblers.

00:50:38.460 And they want it now.

00:50:40.080 And you're giving them long-form content.

00:50:42.320 So, it's, like.

00:50:43.160 Toad, Toad, it's, like, having a long-form podcast on day trading.

00:50:47.420 On, like, the actual day trades to make.

00:50:48.920 It's, like, you have to be.

00:50:50.120 This is in the moment.

00:50:51.260 It's not something.

00:50:52.040 This is where you have.

00:50:53.460 So, sometimes.

00:50:56.460 This slump.

00:50:57.680 We'll put yesterday's.

00:51:00.400 This slump.

00:51:02.160 Yeah, maybe you should stop the show.

00:51:07.400 Seeing them back to back to back like that is, like, a little bit jarring.

00:51:11.240 Yeah, I don't like that.

00:51:12.080 So, he goes live for an hour every morning and you only listen to five minutes of it?

00:51:15.760 No, I listen to the car ride.

00:51:17.000 Like, when I'm in the car ride, I listen to him.

00:51:17.580 That means you only get the recap of yesterday.

00:51:19.980 Yeah, I don't care.

00:51:20.500 I don't care what you're talking about, Toad.

00:51:21.680 I just like to hear you talk.

00:51:23.100 It's funny.

00:51:26.480 It makes me feel close to you.

00:51:28.160 In his group chat for his show that he leaves constantly and we have to keep adding him back because he gets upset about things.

00:51:34.340 We've decided, basically, the group chat has decided that Toad is only good for, like, situational gambling takes.

00:51:44.100 Like, that's it.

00:51:45.580 All his other sports takes, garbage.

00:51:48.300 Like, absolutely.

00:51:49.240 Everybody's just like, he sucks so bad at, like, a player.

00:51:54.340 I can say this.

00:51:54.880 I can say this.

00:51:55.600 Contrarianism is truth, man.

00:51:56.720 I can say, no, that doesn't make any sense.

00:51:59.460 That's a slogan that has no bearing with the truth whatsoever.

00:52:03.980 Wait a second, guys.

00:52:05.420 Contrarianism is truth.

00:52:06.160 That's the most retarded shit I've ever heard in my life.

00:52:08.040 Tyler, pull up the pedo thing, please, of this week.

00:52:11.080 The pedophile thing, please.

00:52:12.220 Oh, come on.

00:52:12.580 I forgot.

00:52:13.140 I forgot that that happened.

00:52:14.300 Oh, there's some more pedophile stuff?

00:52:15.840 Oh, the big one.

00:52:17.380 Oh, dude, the alley-oop?

00:52:18.620 The alley-oop?

00:52:18.960 I think we may have overstepped it.

00:52:20.360 No, the alley-oop was cool.

00:52:21.700 But, I mean, let's play the alley-oop as he...

00:52:24.100 Oh, shit.

00:52:25.180 No, the one where it was posted like a real thing.

00:52:29.320 Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:52:30.880 By someone that didn't follow us.

00:52:33.880 Yeah, so here's alley-oop pedophile slap.

00:52:36.200 This is so dope.

00:52:38.240 Yeah, this is cool.

00:52:44.040 Yo, back it up because my connection's shit.

00:52:46.000 Yeah, I think it's tops, actually.

00:52:47.880 I think it's tops.

00:52:48.820 Yeah, we're seeing this.

00:52:50.680 It's about two frames a second, top.

00:52:53.360 Yeah.

00:52:53.560 Sorry.

00:52:54.080 Can someone else quit?

00:52:55.180 Tyler, you got it?

00:52:57.220 Okay, it's in the private chat.

00:52:58.460 I'm sorry, guys.

00:52:59.180 Because you've got to see the alley-oop to really appreciate it.

00:53:02.640 Yeah, the way...

00:53:03.520 I just watched it twice, and the way he gets slapped and the noise he makes, the way he squirms...

00:53:09.060 It's like sex to my ears.

00:53:10.120 I like it because he whines like a bitch.

00:53:13.360 Yeah.

00:53:13.600 Oh, yeah.

00:53:13.840 He goes, uh...

00:53:15.600 Well, he's Asian, right?

00:53:16.960 So that kind of adds to it.

00:53:18.400 I don't know.

00:53:18.740 Yeah, it's in the background.

00:53:19.740 Yeah.

00:53:20.780 What, dude?

00:53:21.340 It's not in there.

00:53:22.140 It's not in there.

00:53:22.620 Oh, no.

00:53:23.620 Oh, no!

00:53:24.180 Oh!

00:53:24.680 Oh!

00:53:25.340 Oh!

00:53:25.840 Oh!

00:53:26.460 Oh!

00:53:26.840 Oh!

00:53:27.340 Oh!

00:53:27.840 Oh!

00:53:28.420 That's an alley-oop smack.

00:53:29.120 Oh!

00:53:29.920 Oh!

00:53:30.420 Oh!

00:53:30.920 This guy's so much bigger than he is.

00:53:32.360 I'm surprised, okay, out of every aisle in the grocery store, I would imagine this would be the aisle where shit would fall off.

00:53:41.080 Nothing fell off.

00:53:42.600 Yeah, nothing fell off.

00:53:43.880 Oh, what the fuck?

00:53:45.000 What's going on here?

00:53:45.920 I'm going full screen, baby.

00:53:47.240 What was the story behind that?

00:53:48.460 How did that guy know who that guy was and that he was a pedo?

00:53:52.660 All these pedophile catchers, they just do the same thing.

00:53:55.000 They try to message these guys as 14-year-old girls.

00:53:59.400 They're all Chris Hansen, basically.

00:54:01.080 They're doing that shit.

00:54:01.780 Yes, but very, very low budget.

00:54:04.460 Look, I'm going to be honest.

00:54:05.980 Obviously, the pedophiles deserve to get beat up, but I think that there's still something bitch about a bigger dude just alley-ooping some small Asian.

00:54:15.840 You know what I mean?

00:54:16.940 Yeah, they should have a woman do it.

00:54:19.640 I mean, I'd be fine with someone taking him out back and doing a, I don't know, we're on YouTube.

00:54:25.500 Doing a rinky-doot.

00:54:26.680 Wait, wait, wait.

00:54:27.580 So you're fine with killing him?

00:54:29.920 Yeah, this feels more like, at least that's more like matter-of-fact.

00:54:34.400 That's more like matter-of-fact.

00:54:35.380 This is like torture.

00:54:36.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:37.420 It's like a more matter-of-fact thing.

00:54:38.700 Like, you don't get to exist anymore.

00:54:40.280 You're a problem.

00:54:41.580 Like, you're, like, yeah, I'm sorry.

00:54:43.240 You're a danger to be on the planet, but like, I'm not going to alley-oop you.

00:54:46.480 Maybe we should start a new pedophile-hunter type of genre of, like, where you just kill them.

00:54:52.940 Just snuff films of pedophiles.

00:54:56.000 I'll be honest.

00:54:57.020 If you want to, like, corner the market, you would corner the market rapidly.

00:55:01.620 Dude, can you imagine if Luigi Mangione murdered a pedophile?

00:55:05.140 Can you imagine?

00:55:06.180 Like, the fucking, like, dude, be killing it.

00:55:07.940 Like, they already love him.

00:55:09.320 You know what's funny, though?

00:55:10.540 Then the Democrats would hate him.

00:55:12.180 Oh, yeah, right?

00:55:12.920 The Republicans would, like, think he's a hero.

00:55:14.960 Dude, what's so funny is, like, you go to, like, one of the pedophile-hunter conventions,

00:55:18.940 and they're like, there's the guy that fucking kills him.

00:55:21.680 Like, I'm like, oh, let's take everybody else.

00:55:25.700 What if you cornered these pedophiles?

00:55:28.240 He's just got a necklace with a bunch of ears from pedophiles.

00:55:31.480 Sorry, go ahead.

00:55:32.700 Everybody else is just like, oh, we got you.

00:55:34.960 You're a pedophile.

00:55:35.740 Oh, oh, oh.

00:55:36.800 And then this guy just comes up, like, fucking.

00:55:38.600 Doosh.

00:55:39.400 Let's do it in the back of their head.

00:55:40.680 Just, like, emotionless, just casually as he walks by.

00:55:43.960 Just comes him and walks up.

00:55:45.960 No, you alley-ooped a little Asian guy into a 45.

00:55:50.400 I love it.

00:55:51.540 It's like, and nothing changes.

00:55:52.760 It's all the same.

00:55:53.660 It's just like, this is you, isn't it?

00:55:55.140 And they go, yeah, I guess it's me.

00:55:57.800 And then immediately just, like, it's just.

00:56:00.060 Completely unfeeling.

00:56:00.920 As a matter of fact.

00:56:01.720 Best idea.

00:56:02.680 Here's the best idea ever, all right?

00:56:04.260 So I have two ideas.

00:56:05.500 Number one, I'll hit you with the weaker one.

00:56:06.860 You corner these pedophiles, you make them watch, like, Lex Friedman or something.

00:56:11.360 And that's the entire thing.

00:56:12.220 You never even.

00:56:13.120 You never even.

00:56:13.700 You're probably charges.

00:56:15.440 Yeah, but you can't sleep, though.

00:56:17.160 So it's real torture.

00:56:18.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:18.560 Like, you never really accuse them or anything like that.

00:56:21.580 You just, like, watch this show.

00:56:22.520 And it's, like, three hours.

00:56:23.340 And then it's done.

00:56:23.940 And they, like, think you're going to call the cops.

00:56:25.200 You never do.

00:56:26.080 No, no, no.

00:56:26.460 This is the best.

00:56:27.260 No, hold on, hold on.

00:56:28.100 At the end of the Lex Friedman, you have to ask a question.

00:56:30.800 And if he gets it wrong, he dies.

00:56:32.120 But if he gets it right because he paid attention for three hours straight, he lives.

00:56:36.280 If he gets it wrong, you call the cops.

00:56:39.460 If he gets it right, you just leave.

00:56:41.340 No problem.

00:56:42.100 Don't care about that kid.

00:56:43.420 Number two, here's my number two thing that you do.

00:56:45.480 You tell them to meet me at this spot right on top of this red X, right?

00:56:49.140 And they go and they stand there and they're looking around for the kid they're going to meet.

00:56:52.160 And you take that kid they're supposed to meet and you throw him out the window on top of their head.

00:56:56.180 And if they survive the kid, if they survive the kid falling on them, then they can move on.

00:57:03.180 Then you get an article written about you in the 1930s.

00:57:06.020 Right.

00:57:06.600 Exactly.

00:57:07.300 Then they can also rape the kid at that point if they want to.

00:57:10.700 Why are all these straight sweepers pedophiles, man?

00:57:13.100 Where is Toad's pedophile tweet?

00:57:15.780 Yeah, right?

00:57:17.500 We can kind of vamp and prep for it.

00:57:20.280 Guys, we got a pedo.

00:57:22.200 The pedo move we were doing with Toad, it got into the wild.

00:57:24.480 It went to someone we don't even know.

00:57:25.940 Please stop, just stop.

00:57:27.800 I think we overstepped it.

00:57:29.560 I'm sorry.

00:57:29.920 Please stop.

00:57:31.040 I don't know, dude.

00:57:32.060 Because I checked.

00:57:33.260 He doesn't follow any of us.

00:57:35.160 Yeah.

00:57:35.400 The person that posts that.

00:57:36.440 No, he's a guy who posts pedo videos.

00:57:37.820 I feel like top DM hits to him.

00:57:41.260 Like a legit pedo hunter is on Toad's case.

00:57:43.800 I feel like top DM to it.

00:57:45.980 It's so funny.

00:57:47.480 The guy looks just like Toad.

00:57:49.280 He was wearing the same fucking jacket.

00:57:51.860 He really does.

00:57:53.060 He definitely does not look.

00:57:54.240 So somebody put my picture on that.

00:57:56.840 I mean, dude, I'm way sadder than this guy.

00:58:00.520 He does not.

00:58:01.240 I'm way sadder than this guy.

00:58:02.480 Why is this the best we have right now?

00:58:04.280 Why can't you go to the actual tweet?

00:58:05.400 Did you take him down?

00:58:06.160 The glasses are different.

00:58:08.440 Oh, Toad probably reported it.

00:58:10.300 I never...

00:58:11.180 Which I mean, it was fair.

00:58:13.440 You reported it?

00:58:15.200 What a faggot.

00:58:16.120 What a faggot you reported it?

00:58:18.100 You fucking narc.

00:58:20.400 How dare you report a misleading video that might get you killed.

00:58:26.860 Free speech, baby.

00:58:28.460 What was that guy's...

00:58:29.600 Did you report it, Toad?

00:58:30.920 What was his ass?

00:58:31.480 Yeah.

00:58:32.460 You reported it?

00:58:33.820 You faggot.

00:58:36.540 What did you say?

00:58:38.360 Did you call it impersonation?

00:58:39.880 Yeah.

00:58:42.080 Or, yeah, I forget exactly what I did.

00:58:44.400 Yeah, targeted harassment sometimes.

00:58:46.040 You went, hey, that's me.

00:58:47.480 You went, hey, that's me.

00:58:50.040 You just went, hey, that's me, and didn't say anything else.

00:58:52.800 Yeah, nobody's allowed to play this video of me getting punched in the mouth.

00:58:55.620 No.

00:58:56.320 Yo, when you submitted it, when you submitted the report, did you say, like, yeah, I look

00:58:59.980 a lot like a pedophile, but, like, that's not me?

00:59:02.140 Is that what you said?

00:59:02.820 The same type of pedophilia.

00:59:04.580 This guy, Quincy, some black dude, and he has, like, 20,000 followers.

00:59:08.340 I'm going to try to...

00:59:09.240 This has...

00:59:09.760 So it had, like, 5,000 views, and it got a little bit bigger.

00:59:13.020 But he just goes child-friendly and gets exposed.

00:59:14.160 Also, I never wear a coat, by the way.

00:59:16.940 It's another thing.

00:59:17.680 I'm known for only wearing hoodies throughout the winter.

00:59:19.840 Yeah, he's like, I didn't fuck that kid.

00:59:21.260 I don't wear a coat.

00:59:22.380 Oh, God.

00:59:23.000 You think I would wear a coat?

00:59:25.620 He's literally wearing a coat in the fucking picture.

00:59:29.240 In the photo, you lying bitch.

00:59:30.080 No, I'm not.

00:59:30.420 That's a hoodie.

00:59:32.000 It's a zipper.

00:59:32.740 Pretty sure he's a zipper.

00:59:34.280 Dude, he's so close.

00:59:36.420 It's literally a...

00:59:37.020 I can see the zipper.

00:59:38.500 Here's the problem.

00:59:39.120 And, like, the shirt underneath it.

00:59:40.840 I told you it's a zip-up hoodie, you dumbass.

00:59:43.180 I like how...

00:59:44.260 What a weird thing to get animated about.

00:59:46.900 Toad's probably more mad...

00:59:48.900 I am not a pedophile.

00:59:49.980 I don't wear coats.

00:59:52.720 Toad's probably more mad that display betting website.

00:59:55.420 Somebody's lying.

00:59:57.420 They're not lying.

00:59:58.700 No, you are.

00:59:59.860 I'm not wearing a coat in that picture.

01:00:01.340 No, look, look.

01:00:03.000 Your picture there has nothing to do with the video.

01:00:07.580 So I don't know what they're lying about.

01:00:08.980 That's just a picture of you.

01:00:09.980 It's just like...

01:00:10.800 They just add the picture.

01:00:12.400 Yeah, they just chose a picture.

01:00:13.900 Picture unrelated.

01:00:16.760 It's insane.

01:00:18.440 It's insane that, like...

01:00:21.100 If I didn't know you, I would have seen this and thought nothing of it.

01:00:24.520 I would have been like, yeah, that's the picture of the guy.

01:00:26.200 That's the problem, Clint.

01:00:27.420 Where's the original?

01:00:28.440 What kind of numbers does this do?

01:00:31.320 I don't know, man.

01:00:31.580 Tens of thousands of likes.

01:00:32.940 It only needed thousands, didn't it?

01:00:34.340 A lot.

01:00:35.160 It did, like, I believe it was high hundreds.

01:00:36.860 It got thousands?

01:00:37.820 No, last time I saw it, it was at 2,500 likes.

01:00:41.840 It was at a lot.

01:00:43.560 I remember it.

01:00:43.940 It was the same color as this guy's jacket.

01:00:45.920 It had been seen by at least 100,000 people.

01:00:48.180 How many likes did it have, Toad?

01:00:49.360 You know.

01:00:50.160 I don't know, actually.

01:00:51.620 You know a number.

01:00:52.640 How many views was it?

01:00:55.560 I really don't know.

01:00:56.480 I was just in an angry daze.

01:00:59.520 I remember seeing it at 2,500 likes.

01:01:02.640 I do remember seeing that.

01:01:03.520 Yeah, I saw 2,500.

01:01:04.660 I think when I saw it, it was like in the high hundreds.

01:01:06.580 No, Toad, I am not lying to you.

01:01:09.480 It was at 2,500 likes when I saw it.

01:01:11.600 Yes, I did too.

01:01:12.340 I for sure saw it at 2,500.

01:01:14.340 It's a wild fucking problem, man.

01:01:14.700 Which means it's at least 100,000 views.

01:01:17.740 I'm sorry, I did this to you, Toad.

01:01:18.080 100,000 people saw you in a Pedophile Hunter video.

01:01:21.500 And then, no, it's worse because I know, I know, because I talked to the dude who posts

01:01:28.260 these videos, and he gave me some of the people that were talking to me.

01:01:32.900 Why are you just now telling us this?

01:01:34.480 What else did you do?

01:01:36.940 He's like, bro, he gave me certain ads where these guys told me it was you.

01:01:42.800 Who?

01:01:43.700 Yeah, he has screenshots.

01:01:45.380 There were people who were like neutrals, and they were fucking doxing me and being like,

01:01:49.800 yo, this is like...

01:01:50.920 Wait, wait, wait.

01:01:51.780 Doxing implies that that's actually you in the video.

01:01:54.540 No, no, no.

01:01:54.980 There were guys telling the guy that posted the video, hey, this is so-and-so using my

01:02:00.500 real name, libertarian, you know, presidential candidate, that's who he is, yeah, and calling

01:02:06.680 me a predator and shit.

01:02:08.480 Wow.

01:02:09.620 I mean, it took a lot of time so I can get where it comes from.

01:02:12.460 They tried to get that video posted with your name on it.

01:02:16.960 Dude, I got into some of their DMs.

01:02:18.480 I was flipping out on these people.

01:02:20.400 Who was it?

01:02:21.240 Do I know?

01:02:21.900 I'm like, it's fucking dead to me.

01:02:23.080 I don't fucking know.

01:02:23.820 They're all like El Popo people.

01:02:26.100 Oh.

01:02:27.800 They're all just El Popo alts?

01:02:29.180 See, look at this.

01:02:29.820 Honestly, it makes the joke, like, not even cool because El Popo, once again, steals

01:02:34.420 one of our jokes.

01:02:35.360 Yeah, he does it out of malice.

01:02:35.840 Yeah, he stole our joke.

01:02:37.080 Yeah, it was funny when we were, like, playfully accusing him of being a pedophile.

01:02:40.440 And specifically, because El Popo beefs with me the most, he stole my idea.

01:02:46.680 That was mine.

01:02:48.360 It's still funny.

01:02:49.160 I thought I had the premise, but I don't know.

01:02:50.700 Jose, you try and steal it every time.

01:02:52.980 It was my idea.

01:02:54.200 It was Clint's idea.

01:02:55.140 I listened to the show back.

01:02:56.640 Listen, here's the thing.

01:02:57.780 It's still funny.

01:02:58.600 What happened to Toad is very funny.

01:03:00.540 It's hilarious.

01:03:01.540 It's just not funny that he steals.

01:03:03.580 I know, like, Cole's like, I'm a Popo supremacist.

01:03:07.040 I'm not a Popo.

01:03:07.860 Fuck Popo.

01:03:08.640 This nigga, again, but again, just the same way he steals all the rest of our jokes.

01:03:12.680 Stealing another joke.

01:03:13.860 It's funny.

01:03:14.860 Whatever.

01:03:15.700 But you stole another joke.

01:03:16.880 It was hilarious.

01:03:17.980 You should probably do it again.

01:03:18.900 It made me laugh.

01:03:19.580 I mean, I don't know.

01:03:20.380 The joke improves on it when Popo steals when he's a faggot.

01:03:23.320 That's how it works.

01:03:24.000 I thought it was hilarious.

01:03:25.040 I think Toad is just trying to, like, lean into us not liking it and be like, yeah, we

01:03:30.720 should all be against us, right?

01:03:32.080 It's just hilarious that, you know, stuff can get out there that might just get me killed

01:03:36.740 for no reason.

01:03:37.540 I mean, that is kind of funny.

01:03:38.720 But here's the thing I don't like about it.

01:03:41.720 What I like about it is that it's obviously funny.

01:03:44.360 It was my premise.

01:03:45.060 I thought it would be funny when it happened.

01:03:46.320 It was hilarious.

01:03:46.780 Anyways, but I don't like it that it was someone who doesn't like us that made it go viral.

01:03:51.840 Yeah, that's the worst part.

01:03:53.260 No, no, honestly.

01:03:54.160 Like, if it was one of our fans that had done it, I'd be like, well, that's funny.

01:03:57.440 You know, they're just trying to get a joke.

01:03:58.900 But he tried to put your name to it?

01:04:00.300 That's terrible.

01:04:01.520 Yeah.

01:04:01.700 Yeah, that's not funny.

01:04:02.600 Guys, we're getting, we're past an hour here and we haven't played the Lainey Edit.

01:04:06.520 Let's check it out.

01:04:15.340 Gotta get out of here at an hour.

01:04:17.200 So right after the Lainey Edit, we'll bounce.

01:04:19.280 Go ahead.

01:04:19.520 Let's play that.

01:04:20.020 To where?

01:04:22.080 We don't go anywhere.

01:04:23.720 The pours go away.

01:04:25.100 Yeah, the pours go away.

01:04:26.680 Oh, ugh.

01:04:27.820 Oh, my God.

01:04:28.480 What the fuck?

01:04:30.780 Am I a man?

01:04:33.660 Let's go to the rain.

01:04:35.040 Oh, man.

01:04:36.520 Do you have no one above my door?

01:04:42.060 I forgot I was listening to the voice of the song.

01:04:45.140 It's so funny.

01:04:47.320 Well, I can assure you, the Savior is here to stay.

01:04:52.240 It's on the way.

01:04:53.040 If Tower Gang is cocaine, Lainey is cooking it into crack and distilling it and making it.

01:05:14.580 That is such a great analogy.

01:05:15.560 That's like right then we hit the crack.

01:05:17.280 That's exactly what it is.

01:05:18.260 Lainey runs a crack house.

01:05:20.040 Motherfuckers!

01:05:27.040 Hell yeah.

01:05:29.160 I like this bass record.

01:05:33.240 Lainey's back on CapCut.

01:05:34.540 Tight grip on the tech nine.

01:05:36.980 Now it's time to creep.

01:05:38.180 Hollow chip in the killer.

01:05:39.600 Oh, man.

01:05:41.580 That's a fucking lion.

01:05:43.520 That's a fucking lion.

01:05:45.100 Toad has done, what is it at this point?

01:05:47.240 Toad, a thousand hours of content?

01:05:48.880 Yeah.

01:05:49.560 Oh, yeah.

01:05:50.440 I don't even know.

01:05:51.700 Probably more.

01:05:52.120 I'm better at talking about sports than you are, and you've done a thousand hours.

01:05:56.700 I've done zero.

01:05:57.460 I've done none.

01:05:58.160 None ever.

01:05:58.900 We'll just skip it.

01:06:00.140 Skip in the NHL.

01:06:01.940 Like it's a vagina.

01:06:08.400 Guys, I think you should start a show together.

01:06:10.420 I think you should call it bald.

01:06:16.460 Oh, what the fuck?

01:06:19.020 Well, that's off YouTube.

01:06:22.120 Tower Gang hasn't reached the numbers that I think Tower Gang should have reached by now.

01:06:29.120 You've already established that Toad is a fed.

01:06:31.420 Literally, the feds have given you a virgin to sacrifice, and you guys did a fucking show with him.

01:06:35.600 You're supposed to kill him.

01:06:40.040 Oh.

01:06:42.600 White people are exponentially more valuable than pretty much anything that has any hint of melanin in it.

01:06:48.000 It doesn't matter.

01:06:48.960 That's what I'm saying.

01:06:49.300 It's like when they were saying three-fifths of a person, it was like actually an overestimation.

01:06:53.680 I'm thinking like 10.

01:06:58.300 Can we talk about Gabby Petito for a second?

01:07:03.140 Because that bitch, she had it coming.

01:07:06.520 How you answer this question is going to determine what happens next.

01:07:10.040 Man, our racism has been getting a lot more sophisticated.

01:07:12.880 Because you can't pull a gun with no ammo.

01:07:16.080 You thinking you can beat it, but you know you ain't Rambo.

01:07:18.940 So it's best you try to beg for your life to stay alive.

01:07:21.880 The crazy thing is it was probably a white people, or a Jew, essentially, that sold that to them.

01:07:26.560 And that's like, if you think about that as like a white person, that's incredibly offensive.

01:07:30.180 Look at that.

01:07:30.560 There's somebody in the spirit of welfare fucking right there at the dinner table.

01:07:34.200 You just call him a cryptid?

01:08:02.440 You said he looks like a cryptid?

01:08:03.560 Have you seen him run across like butt naked in the woods?

01:08:05.900 Oh shit, are you kidding me?

01:08:07.300 I'd crash into a pole.

01:08:10.940 PrimusFan92 says, Toad, I challenge you to curl the heaviest dumbbell you have back there.

01:08:14.220 Zoom in on him.

01:08:14.800 Zoom in on him.

01:08:15.340 Take your shirt off.

01:08:16.640 Yeah.

01:08:17.180 Jesus.

01:08:18.220 Here we go.

01:08:19.320 What is that?

01:08:20.040 What is that?

01:08:32.440 He takes Ashley St. Clair's egg, and he puts it in his fucking cyber truck chest, and he

01:08:39.500 just like incubates it there, and then spits it out like Birdo.

01:08:46.440 Literally, as we're making these jokes, he could be hanging from a rope.

01:08:50.340 He's swinging it back and forth.

01:08:51.800 That was a little traumatizing.

01:09:09.720 I'm not going to lie.

01:09:10.420 That might have been the most violent edit.

01:09:12.540 Yeah, that one fucked me up a little bit.

01:09:14.200 If you guys want to see the rest of this show, you could scan that QR on the bottom right-hand

01:09:18.120 corner.

01:09:19.040 If you want to continue to get fucking MKUltra'd by Lainey, man.

01:09:24.760 Yeah, man.

01:09:26.680 I'm developing a playlist that will be, I'm going to put the link.

01:09:30.040 It's going to be a Spotify playlist.

01:09:31.640 I already have like 10 of Lainey's songs, and it's a fucking great playlist.

01:09:35.660 It's all over the place.

01:09:36.600 It's random, but that's going to be for patrons as well.

01:09:38.620 By the way, if you want something between the time from now to next week for Lainey Edits,

01:09:43.520 go to Instagram.

01:09:44.760 The algo right now is crazy.

01:09:46.140 It's just straight up just beheadings, gang murders.

01:09:49.620 Don't go to Instagram.

01:09:50.800 Just watch Targum.

01:09:51.880 Grow up.

01:09:52.620 Go to Twitter like an adult.

01:09:54.000 In the meantime, I'm telling you, it's been crazy today.

01:09:56.300 I saw an Andrew Tate BDSM video today that I've never seen before.

01:10:00.940 We should watch that, though.

01:10:01.960 That sounds wild.

01:10:03.180 We should.

01:10:03.880 I sent it to...

01:10:04.920 Behind the paywall, baby.

01:10:05.860 I've seen it before.

01:10:06.620 It's no big deal.

01:10:07.400 No, then never mind.

01:10:08.460 Clint says it's gay.

01:10:08.920 You've seen it?

01:10:09.900 The one where he's like, look at the fucking camera, bitch.

01:10:13.100 Yeah, of course.

01:10:15.420 Really?

01:10:15.960 Then I saw another one of...

01:10:18.700 It looked like a prison.

01:10:20.580 How do you think rich people fuck?

01:10:21.800 Come on.

01:10:22.500 At a cop with a knife, and they fucking unloaded on him.

01:10:27.400 Fucking unloaded on him.

01:10:28.580 I've seen that one.

01:10:29.320 No big deal.

01:10:30.380 Shut the fuck up.

01:10:32.480 No big whoop.

01:10:35.840 All right.

01:10:36.320 We'll see you guys on the penthouse side, or whatever it's called now.

01:10:38.760 I don't know how that works.

01:10:40.520 I think we're just still gone.

01:10:41.620 Are we there now?

01:10:42.320 We're still going.

01:10:43.520 We're in it.

01:10:44.200 We're in it, guys.

01:10:44.940 Let's do some mailbag.

01:10:46.280 You know?

01:10:46.580 Let's bring us a mailbag.

01:10:47.500 We're out of the mailbag.

01:10:48.460 Mailbag, that's a thing.

01:10:49.900 Well, I was...

01:10:51.060 There we go.

01:10:51.620 I don't know.

01:10:52.460 Before we do mailbag, let's watch the Andrew Tate holding that chicks.

01:10:56.860 I want to hear if you guys think it's bad or not.

01:10:59.300 Yeah.

01:10:59.760 Let's see how rough this is.

01:11:00.980 Let's see it.

01:11:02.240 Let's do it.

01:11:03.100 Tyler, can you pull it up, or were you able to pull it up?

01:11:06.380 I don't know where it was.

01:11:07.200 It was able to.

01:11:07.560 It literally had a sensitive warning on Instagram, but maybe you could...

01:11:11.940 Yeah, it was restricted.

01:11:12.520 Oh, you're supposed to say that.

01:11:13.300 A legal reason they took it down.

01:11:16.360 Okay.

01:11:16.760 I can still see it on my phone.

01:11:19.260 Degenerate.

01:11:19.680 That doesn't do us any good.

01:11:20.760 I know.

01:11:21.440 I'm just saying, it should be down, down.

01:11:23.480 Hold the phone to the camera, and we'll show the audience.

01:11:25.260 By the way, this retard was totally doing this in the pre-show, trying to do that shit.

01:11:31.140 Like, here, guys, look at this.

01:11:31.900 Because I was just showing y'all.

01:11:32.980 I was just trying to show, like, just, hey, look, like...

01:11:36.420 I was like, who cares?

01:11:40.380 Like, it's just y'all.

01:11:41.400 Like, I can't...

01:11:42.740 I was like, look at it.

01:11:43.900 There.

01:11:44.560 Look.

01:11:45.160 There it is, right there.

01:11:45.760 I can't see shit again.

01:11:47.120 I know.

01:11:47.700 He's just, like, he's like...

01:11:48.740 I think he's hitting her with a belt, and he's saying, like, you stupid bitch, don't ever leave or something like that.

01:11:52.600 Yeah, he's hitting her with a belt, like, pretty hard, and he's, like, grabbing her hair.

01:11:55.940 Look, I'm going to be honest with you.

01:11:57.100 He smacks her in the face.

01:11:58.040 What I saw in it, and this is my interpretation.

01:12:00.700 I could be totally wrong, but it looked like fucking S&M shit.

01:12:03.960 It just looked like...

01:12:04.660 Everybody in the comments was saying it was consensual, at least.

01:12:07.600 But, like...

01:12:08.480 Like, I'm not saying it's cool.

01:12:09.340 They're also saying that about his sex trafficking.

01:12:11.220 It's not my shit.

01:12:12.060 Like, it's not my thing.

01:12:12.800 I don't like that stuff.

01:12:13.560 But it didn't look like she was trying to get away.

01:12:17.280 No, no.

01:12:18.440 But it was...

01:12:19.260 It's just definitely funny watching him just...

01:12:21.440 He just houses her, for one.

01:12:23.420 He just fucking smacks her right in the face, and then pushes her down.

01:12:25.960 What's the talking about fucking Andrew Tate?

01:12:27.860 Yeah.

01:12:28.320 Toad, can we do...

01:12:29.140 Where's Mark Vestibule?

01:12:30.720 Yeah.

01:12:31.220 Get Matt Vestibule up in this bitch.

01:12:33.840 Yeah.

01:12:35.240 Toad.

01:12:35.760 All right.

01:12:36.160 Mark Vestibule.

01:12:38.440 Would you rather have three distant acquaintances die, or go down on an Indian neo-vagina?

01:12:44.660 Distance acquaintances.

01:12:45.920 I don't give a fuck.

01:12:46.520 How distant?

01:12:47.120 Yeah, distant acquaintances.

01:12:48.080 Distance is quite distant.

01:12:49.040 I don't give a shit about that.

01:12:49.820 Like, acquaintance is already like, I don't give a fuck about you.

01:12:52.560 That's like some dude that I kind of know from years ago.

01:12:55.940 I don't care.

01:12:56.780 Like, an acquaintance is literally...

01:12:58.040 Acquaintance is somebody you've met, like, maybe once or twice.

01:13:00.540 Yeah.

01:13:00.720 You were acquainted with them.

01:13:02.300 You were aware of their existence and have maybe interacted with them.

01:13:05.140 That's it.

01:13:05.440 So, this is...

01:13:05.980 They can drop dead.

01:13:06.640 I don't give a flying fuck.

01:13:08.340 So, it's somebody that you met two years ago.

01:13:11.680 How about that one time?

01:13:12.420 Yeah, that's an acquaintance.

01:13:12.880 That's a distant acquaintance.

01:13:14.020 Yeah.

01:13:14.240 Yeah.

01:13:14.400 All right.

01:13:14.920 All good shit.

01:13:15.640 Fuck it.

01:13:15.880 I can pick three people from the Libertarian Party, like, easily.

01:13:22.560 You can do family acquaintances.

01:13:24.020 I'll make this even harder, but still, like, I still think it's easy.

01:13:28.280 I would kill them.

01:13:29.700 Yeah.

01:13:30.020 Like, I would personally kill them over...

01:13:32.940 It could be a genocide of every distant acquaintance of mine.

01:13:35.660 And it could be like, no, I'm not going down in any of it.

01:13:37.800 Here, I got Destiny.

01:13:39.900 I'm not going to say the names, because then I'll get in trouble.

01:13:41.980 Say the names.

01:13:43.240 All right.

01:13:43.660 Destiny.

01:13:44.500 That little fucking tiny guy from the LP.

01:13:47.300 The one that Toad has to fight.

01:13:49.580 Todd Hagopian?

01:13:50.360 Oh, yeah.

01:13:51.040 I don't know his name.

01:13:51.900 Whatever.

01:13:52.520 Why do we waste time hitting these people?

01:13:54.240 Who cares?

01:13:55.120 No, we're talking about killing them, dum-dum.

01:13:56.820 But that's like...

01:13:57.760 I don't know.

01:13:58.100 Oh, this is...

01:13:58.720 Would you rather if three Todd Hagopians die?

01:14:02.020 No.

01:14:02.300 Were you not listening at all?

01:14:03.640 Christ.

01:14:03.940 His face when he said...

01:14:06.500 He's like legitimately beefing with Todd Hagopians.

01:14:08.700 That was great.

01:14:09.120 That was the sickest thing.

01:14:10.620 That was great.

01:14:10.900 Are you guys going to fight or what?

01:14:12.120 Will you really fight him?

01:14:13.360 No idea.

01:14:15.180 I'll do it.

01:14:15.920 I don't think he's down.

01:14:17.500 I think he was definitely down.

01:14:18.880 I feel like you're the one that...

01:14:20.520 Yeah.

01:14:20.980 You were semen squirrely.

01:14:22.840 He's like, I lost weight.

01:14:23.980 I'm like, all right.

01:14:24.460 So, I weigh even more than you do.

01:14:27.920 I think he would fuck you up.

01:14:30.660 No way.

01:14:31.140 It would be the tiniest, tiniest person fight I've ever seen in my life.

01:14:35.280 I've never seen a dude so tiny fight.

01:14:37.000 You know, Todd will fuck you up.

01:14:38.260 You might be real, Jose.

01:14:40.340 I feel like Toad's the one that was like kind of not committing to it.

01:14:45.640 Yeah.

01:14:45.880 He was really not...

01:14:46.820 He put out a video.

01:14:47.480 Yeah, Todd was like, I'm going to fight you.

01:14:49.640 Let's do it.

01:14:50.740 I don't know why you guys are giving him a hard time.

01:14:53.160 He's not going to win that fight.

01:14:54.460 Don't make him fight him.

01:14:55.440 Let him be.

01:14:56.740 Just say it then.

01:14:57.520 Just stop being this bravado that like, oh, I could beat the fuck I thought I'd go.

01:15:00.420 If you can't, I think Todd Agopian would wipe the floor with you.

01:15:03.700 Todd, would you wear your glasses in a fight or would you have to take him off?

01:15:08.160 I'd take him off.

01:15:09.320 Are you going to do the Velma and just fucking...

01:15:10.780 I mean, why would you even need to take him off?

01:15:12.420 He's not going to lay a finger on you, right?

01:15:14.180 I'm nearsighted, man.

01:15:15.280 And Todd Agopian is so small, I can see him even better without my glasses.

01:15:20.020 It's so stupid.

01:15:20.880 I can see him even better.

01:15:23.360 Dude, I love it when Toad's in his Conor McGregor shit-talking mode.

01:15:28.340 I feel like Todd Agopian would come at you like this, like, he wouldn't even put his hands

01:15:33.480 up and move.

01:15:34.000 He'd do one of these and Toad, you'd be in such a state of shock that he would grab you.

01:15:38.440 And then he's got that dad strength.

01:15:39.860 I think he'd fuck you up.

01:15:41.080 I really feel like you'd piece him up.

01:15:42.500 I really feel like Todd's probably hit the bag in his life at some point.

01:15:45.740 He probably has a decent combo, but he's, like, not that athletic, so most athletic

01:15:49.540 people could beat his ass.

01:15:50.380 It's a boxing match.

01:15:51.440 Yeah, but Toad...

01:15:52.740 It's UFC.

01:15:53.520 What?

01:15:53.760 It's MMA.

01:15:54.380 What?

01:15:55.380 Dude, you would get really fucked up.

01:15:57.760 No, I wouldn't.

01:15:58.120 You're not doing MMA.

01:15:59.020 I'd take him to the ground.

01:15:59.580 I'd turn it into a grappling match.

01:16:01.620 No.

01:16:01.860 You would submit.

01:16:04.220 You would end up going to the hospital, even if you won.

01:16:08.480 I'm going to be totally honest with you.

01:16:09.800 I feel like I could break Toad's arm by looking at it.

01:16:12.560 So, I would be Toad's corner man.

01:16:15.880 Do you think he was Carmine?

01:16:16.740 Dude, Carmine was bigger then in, like, third grade than Todd is now.

01:16:21.120 I would be Toad's corner man, and I would let him tag me in, and then I would just fuck

01:16:24.260 him.

01:16:24.720 All right.

01:16:25.260 It's a plan.

01:16:26.620 It's not a boxing match.

01:16:28.260 It's not an MMA match.

01:16:29.820 It's a tag team.

01:16:30.080 We're going straight WWE match.

01:16:32.040 I'm like, it's just fucking tag me in.

01:16:34.300 For our finisher, can you imagine how high in the air I could launch him?

01:16:38.340 Like, I could throw him fucking 12 feet in the air.

01:16:40.440 You could alley-oop.

01:16:41.380 Yeah, you could alley-oop him to Toad, and Toad's first alley-oop.

01:16:43.740 Yeah, I could absolutely alley-oop him.

01:16:49.600 I still can't believe that that video went, like, kind of viral.

01:16:55.100 Like, it is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

01:16:58.020 Yeah, it's going to fuck up my life.

01:16:59.500 It's awesome.

01:16:59.960 I still think...

01:17:01.380 No, you just need to move to a rural setting, and you'll be okay.

01:17:05.140 That's all you're going to do.

01:17:05.800 I told you.

01:17:06.340 Dude, you can be a pedophile if you live in the country.

01:17:08.820 This was us trying to get you out of Boston.

01:17:11.500 We're going to get you out one way or the other.

01:17:13.480 Yeah.

01:17:13.800 One way is you leave.

01:17:15.320 You take your money, and you sell your house, and you go buy a nice house somewhere else.

01:17:17.920 We make people a danger to you, so you have to get away from people.

01:17:20.180 Or, two, you are basically run out of town with pitchforks and, like, torches because they

01:17:28.680 want to kill the pedophile that's living in Boston.

01:17:30.900 I would prefer that not be the way it goes down.

01:17:32.900 Okay, then leave the first way.

01:17:34.600 All right?

01:17:35.180 Yeah, go with option A.

01:17:36.820 These are essentially sanctioned.

01:17:38.480 There's no option C.

01:17:39.820 There's no staying.

01:17:41.360 No, option C is you perish at the hands of a black.

01:17:44.620 Yeah.

01:17:44.900 We are sanctioning you.

01:17:46.580 Like, it will get worse until you decide to change.

01:17:49.920 Top little business conversation.

01:17:52.000 Should I move to Claremont?

01:17:53.260 Claremont?

01:17:53.840 You ever heard of that?

01:17:54.760 Claremont's good.

01:17:55.580 Yeah, about an hour away.

01:17:56.880 Nice place.

01:17:58.080 Let me ask you.

01:17:58.560 Mooder National with Elijah.

01:18:00.260 You said that your fans are sending you their dreams?

01:18:05.020 Oh, I forgot about that.

01:18:05.720 No, I just meant a fan sent me a very lengthy dream.

01:18:09.680 I didn't read it.

01:18:10.500 I just forwarded it to you guys because I thought maybe one of you would read it.

01:18:13.040 It looked like he, she, I don't know if it's a woman or a man.

01:18:15.920 Whoever it was, like, drew the dream.

01:18:18.380 I was like, this is insane.

01:18:19.520 They drew a diagram and then a lengthy explainer, and I was like, I ain't got time for this.

01:18:24.480 I don't blame you.

01:18:25.360 I wouldn't read no man's dream.

01:18:26.280 I had this really profound dream about you, and he was like, I really just can't even look at these letters here.

01:18:31.600 I don't have time.

01:18:32.100 No, it wasn't, I don't think it was about me.

01:18:34.040 No, it was, the person was like, I'm being shot in this dream and, like, all this other shit.

01:18:38.140 I'm like, what the fuck?

01:18:38.880 I read, like, the first sentence, and I was like, I'm not interested.

01:18:41.260 There's not much worse than anyone being like, let me tell you about my dream.

01:18:45.260 It's like, whoa.

01:18:46.220 Especially someone you don't know.

01:18:47.920 Yeah.

01:18:48.300 One of my fans.

01:18:50.600 One of my fans.

01:18:53.880 What the fuck is this?

01:19:02.100 Oh, hello.

01:19:04.340 I'm Radon Randale.

01:19:06.240 You're watching Dreams.

01:19:08.340 Every Saturday, I inspire you on the field.

01:19:11.180 Now let me inspire you in your everyday life.

01:19:14.300 Oh, seems we have a caller.

01:19:16.100 Have you ever seen this?

01:19:17.660 No.

01:19:18.040 Forever ago.

01:19:19.560 Why are we watching this?

01:19:20.860 This is like three minutes long and not that funny.

01:19:22.500 Okay, no, I just thought it was the whole point of him just going, dreams, and I just see

01:19:26.720 Clint just becoming, like, the dream guy.

01:19:28.980 He just becomes the guy.

01:19:30.060 I can't stand you, Cole.

01:19:31.480 More and more.

01:19:31.820 Yeah, what the fuck?

01:19:32.440 What were you thinking?

01:19:33.520 What were you thinking?

01:19:34.520 Right when he's a dream, I just thought of right now going, dreams.

01:19:37.960 And I'm just like, Clint could do it.

01:19:39.280 I laugh every time.

01:19:44.980 Why are you the way that you are?

01:19:45.820 More topics?

01:19:46.720 What are we doing here?

01:19:47.540 We need to take Cole's fucking ability to produce.

01:19:52.040 Top, how many times a week are we going to do NBS?

01:19:56.060 You mean dangerous?

01:19:56.740 Or excuse me, dangerous.

01:19:58.580 I don't know.

01:19:59.500 Two?

01:20:00.360 Whatever you think.

01:20:02.100 Three?

01:20:03.840 Five?

01:20:04.280 I mean, realistically, are you still doing fucking six or seven NBSs per week?

01:20:09.600 Yeah, something like that.

01:20:10.820 Yep.

01:20:12.100 Can I get some specifics from you as opposed to something like that?

01:20:15.960 Are you doing five?

01:20:16.560 The morning and afternoon show.

01:20:20.160 I would do anywhere from three to 13 shows a week.

01:20:23.840 We corner all the markets.

01:20:27.340 We're live streaming basically 28 hours a day.

01:20:30.080 We get every major time zone.

01:20:31.640 My point is, if you're doing six episodes NBS, two hours, I don't think you're going to want to do three dangerouses per week, too.

01:20:43.180 What do you mean?

01:20:43.920 Six episodes.

01:20:44.640 Six is what people pay for right here.

01:20:45.880 We're going to make Sam Trippler look like Reeve.

01:20:47.480 Why are we doing this?

01:20:48.660 People pay for a business meeting?

01:20:50.520 Yeah, they do.

01:20:51.340 People actually really do, yeah.

01:20:53.180 I think they would find it interesting.

01:20:56.340 Can I get an answer?

01:20:57.500 Is this complicated?

01:20:58.840 How much money is it going to make?

01:21:00.360 Yeah, that's a question.

01:21:02.320 So basically, you will do as many shows as long as the money is right?

01:21:06.820 Yes.

01:21:07.560 Okay.

01:21:08.240 Very dewy of you.

01:21:11.120 Here's my fear.

01:21:12.840 I feel like you guys are already sprinting towards burnout.

01:21:16.740 Yes.

01:21:17.740 I'm going to uproot my life and move to go do this.

01:21:21.300 Then I think you're going to be like, three months in, you're going to be like, this is too much.

01:21:24.020 I can't do it.

01:21:24.360 Your volume is astounding right now.

01:21:26.980 Oh, it's loud?

01:21:27.580 No, no, no.

01:21:28.800 I meant like his volume of production.

01:21:30.300 No.

01:21:31.460 No, his volume of production.

01:21:32.900 You're not a volume, Clint.

01:21:33.860 How much content he's producing.

01:21:35.820 Yeah, I'm saying the volume is already extraordinary.

01:21:38.340 So like, are you really going to do six more hours per week?

01:21:41.500 I don't believe you.

01:21:42.040 I don't understand.

01:21:43.740 I understand.

01:21:44.400 Listen, it is taxing, but I'm used to working eight, 10 hour days, like five, six days a week.

01:21:49.840 This is it.

01:21:50.900 This is really, I don't know, three hours of my time.

01:21:53.480 If we book a double episode or two hours of my time that I work, then the rest is maintaining my other business.

01:21:59.300 And yeah.

01:22:00.520 And then like take care of taking care of my kids.

01:22:02.400 This is a, I don't know, I'm feeling burned out.

01:22:04.580 Yeah, but it's trying to talk about shit that like, I don't know how you could just talk about it for fucking 12 hours a week.

01:22:09.600 I don't know how you do it.

01:22:10.320 Oh, it's because it's a fucking fascinating story, man.

01:22:12.980 It's like, dude, it all relates.

01:22:15.060 It's, it's, I'm not going to do, you want me to do, you want me to tell you about Andreeja Puharic?

01:22:19.160 It's insane.

01:22:20.220 And Yuri Geller?

01:22:21.200 Dude, these things are, these things are crazy.

01:22:23.500 I know, I know who that is.

01:22:24.400 The spoon bending Jew.

01:22:27.080 The spoon bending Jew.

01:22:28.240 This guy Andreeja Puharic found it, man.

01:22:29.860 Top is too, top is too delusional for me to have a conversation with him right now.

01:22:32.900 I want the three, the other three of you to give me the honest, your honest opinions.

01:22:36.500 If I move up there and I do Dangerous in person with them, do you think he will actually continue

01:22:41.700 to do 12 hours of NDS per week and six hours of Dangerous all live in studio?

01:22:46.940 Because I don't think so.

01:22:48.400 Well, NDS is not going to be.

01:22:49.360 Something would take a hit, I don't know which.

01:22:50.660 NDS is not going to be live in studio all the time.

01:22:53.580 It'll probably be.

01:22:53.800 You niggers are going to be like neighbors, why not?

01:22:55.820 Well, because, yeah, then it's like a whole nother thing that if I have to go travel.

01:22:59.860 That's adding a lot more time.

01:23:01.520 Doesn't he live like right next to you?

01:23:02.920 It sounds like a lot of balls to juggle.

01:23:05.340 Good thing you're a faggot.

01:23:06.360 Listen, if you're trying to do this, Clint, you've been trying to do this for a long time.

01:23:15.660 I just started trying to do this podcasting thing.

01:23:18.100 And I think that if you want to be good at something and be successful, you have to grind.

01:23:23.100 So until we get to a point where we're doing 100,000 downloads per episode, we're going

01:23:27.580 to do, you know, we're going to fucking do as much content as we can until we get there.

01:23:32.300 And it's growing.

01:23:32.840 So when it stops growing and like if I'm putting this much effort and it's not growing, then

01:23:37.700 I'm going to stop.

01:23:38.440 But if I'm putting this much effort and it is growing, then I will continue.

01:23:42.140 Simple as that.

01:23:43.340 There are people out there that have no fucking talent and they do this shit and they grind

01:23:47.060 balls to the wall and they chase Geyser themselves right onto InfoWars.

01:23:53.060 I was actually talking to my wife about that today.

01:23:55.840 She was talking about how you could use bots on Facebook.

01:23:57.620 I'm like, let me tell you what bots can do.

01:23:59.960 They can take quite extraordinary places.

01:24:02.500 You sat right next to fucking Alex Jones.

01:24:04.660 Who would have thought?

01:24:05.260 But hey, Chase Geyser is grinding.

01:24:07.560 And if you want to do that, if you actually want to like substitute whatever you do in real

01:24:12.900 life for this, which I enjoy a lot more, then I have to work at it.

01:24:16.440 And honestly, this isn't really that hard of work.

01:24:18.840 Yeah.

01:24:19.460 I enjoy it.

01:24:20.880 So we're going to do it.

01:24:22.480 Thank you, Tyler.

01:24:23.040 Correct.

01:24:24.400 What is that?

01:24:25.120 If it's a shirtless drive.

01:24:26.780 Yeah.

01:24:27.500 Three times a week shirtless drive.

01:24:28.900 Is it worth it?

01:24:29.400 I don't know.

01:24:29.900 I will say this.

01:24:30.840 You will make as much money as you do.

01:24:33.080 You will make as much money on Dangerous Retards as you did on Best Political Show.

01:24:39.180 Such a bargain.

01:24:40.400 That's not true, Clint.

01:24:41.140 We already have like three sponsors.

01:24:43.200 We have three sponsors lined up.

01:24:44.320 I know we'll make money.

01:24:46.980 That's not my concern.

01:24:47.960 My concern is the quality.

01:24:49.600 Like I am, you guys, you guys have more of the quantity over quality mantra and I have

01:24:55.700 the quality over quantity.

01:24:57.580 No, no, no.

01:24:58.300 Oh, I get it.

01:24:58.840 Oh, I think you're saying that I'll be too tired to talk about these things.

01:25:02.700 No.

01:25:03.520 Well, because, no.

01:25:04.640 Because I'll be honest with you.

01:25:06.080 When I've been doing shows with you, back when you were only doing one show per week,

01:25:10.280 particularly this, you would talk a lot.

01:25:14.560 Now, you kind of just sit here and you say like five words an hour.

01:25:17.760 And I'm like, I don't know, man.

01:25:19.780 I feel like...

01:25:20.540 You're probably more engaged when you're doing less.

01:25:23.540 I think you've got too many...

01:25:24.660 You are.

01:25:25.200 You're definitely more engaged when you do less.

01:25:26.920 It's the kids.

01:25:28.060 The fucking kids, man.

01:25:29.200 Yeah.

01:25:29.580 You should drown them in the bathtub.

01:25:31.800 Kill them.

01:25:32.520 Throw them out the window.

01:25:33.840 I mean, the upside is that you're still funny, which Cole hasn't mastered that art yet.

01:25:38.120 But I'm not as funny.

01:25:40.380 Is that what you're saying?

01:25:40.960 So you're saying that I'm not as funny.

01:25:42.360 Is that what we're getting at here?

01:25:43.400 No, no, no.

01:25:43.920 No, I'm saying you are still funny.

01:25:45.160 You just don't participate as much.

01:25:47.560 You'll zone out.

01:25:49.800 Oh, yeah.

01:25:50.740 I feel like you'd be best to do like a weekly show.

01:25:52.900 But that's just my two cents.

01:25:53.740 Also, keep in mind, Clint.

01:25:55.440 You are sitting here with the screen on full screen.

01:25:58.540 I have it small.

01:25:59.700 I'm looking at this chat.

01:26:00.940 I'm looking at the spreadsheets.

01:26:02.200 I'm looking at a bunch of other stuff as we're going.

01:26:04.140 So I'm also producing.

01:26:05.820 It's not as easy to stay in it.

01:26:07.080 But we have a producer.

01:26:08.400 Why are you doing it?

01:26:09.480 But I do it better.

01:26:10.360 This is like...

01:26:10.800 I'm technically...

01:26:12.200 Isn't Toad...

01:26:14.460 By the way, Toad is fucking flipping out right now.

01:26:16.720 All right, we're done.

01:26:17.280 We're done.

01:26:17.700 We're done.

01:26:18.020 We're done.

01:26:19.080 Ha, ha, ha.

01:26:19.860 Funny stuff.

01:26:21.300 We're allowed to talk business with Toad and criticize your podcast.

01:26:24.480 It was like once they start talking about their other podcasts, I don't like it.

01:26:27.200 No, I don't want to talk about mine either.

01:26:29.460 Well, we make it funny, to be fair, when we talk about it.

01:26:31.560 I mean, I think we got like one joke in there.

01:26:33.880 But yeah.

01:26:34.200 It wasn't very funny.

01:26:35.520 This is more pre-show banter.

01:26:36.520 Pre-show banter.

01:26:37.560 That's what you get.

01:26:38.360 Come on, man.

01:26:38.860 You know what you get in pre-show.

01:26:40.200 It's us just kind of talking amongst ourselves.

01:26:42.260 And if we happen to talk business, so be it.

01:26:44.480 This is show-show.

01:26:45.060 This was really funny.

01:26:46.200 Women launches lawsuit after giving birth to a black baby that wasn't hers, thanks to

01:26:49.580 an IDF mix-up.

01:26:50.440 We don't need to read the rest of this.

01:26:51.440 Let's just go to the picture.

01:26:52.240 Yeah, that's the premise, baby.

01:26:53.320 Yeah, that's the whole thing.

01:26:54.080 It's like, now go.

01:26:55.920 See, look.

01:26:56.260 Is this baby dead?

01:26:57.360 Why is this baby blurred out?

01:26:59.620 She brought up a window?

01:27:01.600 Someone hit that baby with a bazooka?

01:27:03.060 God damn it.

01:27:03.540 It was the baby that fell on the dead baby's head just got hit with a bazooka.

01:27:07.500 Why is she picking up the fucking dead baby?

01:27:10.420 What a piece of shit.

01:27:11.320 Yeah.

01:27:12.920 She's just happy that it's dead.

01:27:14.320 That's why she's smiling.

01:27:16.720 That's the worst thing in the world.

01:27:17.900 That's the dad, right?

01:27:18.700 I assume.

01:27:19.400 Yeah.

01:27:20.260 Dude, what if it's all a put on and she just got pregnant by an affair?

01:27:23.700 Yeah.

01:27:24.780 Probably.

01:27:25.300 That's probably right.

01:27:26.780 It's very possible.

01:27:28.060 She's burning the coal on the side, man.

01:27:29.880 Well, what's crazy is like, it's not even her, it's not even close to her baby.

01:27:33.300 Like, it's not even, like, she's basically, because, like, it wouldn't be her.

01:27:37.300 I don't know.

01:27:37.380 She could be black.

01:27:38.420 Man, she really could have been pounded out by a black guy.

01:27:40.840 Yeah, that's true.

01:27:41.500 I didn't even think about that.

01:27:42.120 Oh, she gave up the baby.

01:27:43.840 No, this is legit.

01:27:45.340 Yeah, she gave it up.

01:27:46.120 Yeah, she gave it up.

01:27:47.440 That's kind of fucked up.

01:27:48.660 Because, like, it's not even her egg, technically.

01:27:51.160 It's like, that baby has nothing to do with her outside.

01:27:53.660 Yeah, but still, like, that's kind of a big thing, dude.

01:27:57.960 She gave it to me.

01:27:58.600 I understand, but it's like, it's not your flesh and blood.

01:28:01.260 Like, it's not your egg and it wasn't your husband's sperm.

01:28:03.380 I thought it was her egg, but they just fucking take it, take it elsewhere.

01:28:05.160 I don't want it.

01:28:05.920 This is a serious question for the racists on the panel, which is all of you.

01:28:10.120 Why is it that if we're not supposed to be intermixing our, you know, races, why are

01:28:16.580 we able to reproduce?

01:28:17.460 Like, we can't reproduce with a fucking ape or a dog or anything like that.

01:28:21.340 Why can't we reproduce across?

01:28:23.660 Oh, I've tried, sure.

01:28:24.600 That's right.

01:28:24.940 We should be able to reproduce across races, right?

01:28:27.200 Because, like, black people are basically a different species, so I don't know how we

01:28:30.800 can do it.

01:28:31.340 Well, this is what I'm asking.

01:28:32.500 If you listen to the show Nephilim Death Squad, so we can reproduce with fallen angels,

01:28:36.480 apparently, or angels of any kind.

01:28:38.280 And then when they reproduce, they create something called the Nephilim, which is giants.

01:28:41.700 Right.

01:28:41.880 And then they reproduce, and they create, like, the Raphaem, and then they reproduce,

01:28:45.840 and they create, like, cryptids, like Bigfoot.

01:28:47.940 And then if the Bigfoot continues to reproduce, it turns into something like Jews or black.

01:28:53.140 Then you get a toad.

01:28:54.480 Yeah.

01:28:54.760 And this is how you...

01:28:55.500 So we're not supposed to mix with these people, but we can, and we do way too much, and this

01:29:00.060 is the product of it.

01:29:01.600 A lot of mixed mulatto disgusting babies.

01:29:03.940 It's like insects for us.

01:29:04.620 But, like, God made it so that we couldn't reproduce with fucking dogs.

01:29:07.460 Believe me, I've tried.

01:29:08.700 So why didn't he just do the same thing?

01:29:10.360 You fuck wolves.

01:29:12.220 Sorry.

01:29:12.900 Why didn't we just do the same thing with blacks?

01:29:14.700 I don't understand.

01:29:16.240 Yeah, I don't know.

01:29:17.540 It's almost...

01:29:18.480 It is...

01:29:19.060 I mean...

01:29:19.920 It's a temptation.

01:29:20.480 It is so different, right?

01:29:21.380 Should have made our sperm more discerning.

01:29:23.540 It's just a temptation.

01:29:24.600 It's to build us up to be able to fight.

01:29:26.080 It's basically, yeah.

01:29:27.060 Yeah, but I'm tempted by fucking sweet, sweet golden retrievers, and...

01:29:30.900 Yeah.

01:29:31.700 Forbidden fruit is black pussy.

01:29:33.220 All right?

01:29:33.680 That's what we're saying.

01:29:34.880 Honestly, I'm of this mind of thinking.

01:29:38.180 Gifted five...

01:29:38.740 I don't know what this means.

01:29:39.540 Thanks, Bill.

01:29:39.900 I don't know what that does.

01:29:41.720 Oh, we have...

01:29:42.100 Wait up, wait up.

01:29:42.460 Let me say this really quick.

01:29:43.820 This is what I've been really mulling over.

01:29:47.600 The idea that the pre...

01:29:49.100 You ever heard of pre-Adamite men?

01:29:51.280 Yeah.

01:29:51.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:29:52.400 Okay.

01:29:52.920 So God creates Adam, but there's a theory that they were people on Earth before Adam.

01:29:59.760 Mongole people.

01:30:00.480 I think, like, yeah.

01:30:03.000 I think that a lot of these, like, darker-skinned people...

01:30:04.860 What's a bunch of totic?

01:30:04.900 Like, opian-looking niggas?

01:30:06.180 Yeah.

01:30:07.100 Yeah.

01:30:07.800 I think a lot of them are pre-Adamite men, and then the regular men came out, and they

01:30:13.540 were like, no, no, don't have sex with them, but they did anyway.

01:30:16.080 So you think that the blacks are pre-Adamites?

01:30:19.500 Dude, what do you think?

01:30:20.660 I don't have a fucking clue.

01:30:23.840 What a way to spin saying something incredibly controversial.

01:30:26.780 I'll be totally honest.

01:30:27.980 What do you think?

01:30:28.900 I think if there's anything that doesn't make sense to me, it's not the blacks.

01:30:34.020 It's the Asians.

01:30:35.260 They look like a different thing from us.

01:30:37.700 They look genuinely different.

01:30:40.200 They're aliens.

01:30:41.480 Yeah.

01:30:41.780 Yeah.

01:30:42.080 They look like they have...

01:30:42.980 Oh, flat-pushing.

01:30:43.680 I used to live here.

01:30:44.480 They got those diamond eyes, man.

01:30:46.520 So McDonald's in Brooklyn starts carding people to enter after a string of crimes.

01:30:52.580 Young people.

01:30:54.640 Your former McDonald's.

01:30:55.800 That's what we're calling them now.

01:30:56.960 Young people.

01:30:57.180 Yeah, not too far from where I worked.

01:30:58.900 Flatbush and Notion Avenue.

01:31:00.240 So I posted this.

01:31:01.400 This is the carding.

01:31:03.280 That's right.

01:31:04.420 Should have been okay and young people.

01:31:12.000 For real, it's fucked up, but when you look at this kind of thing, Clint,

01:31:15.540 you don't understand what I'm saying here?

01:31:19.040 When I look at what kind of thing?

01:31:21.240 Like the McDonald's?

01:31:22.840 Yeah, the McDonald's.

01:31:24.400 Yes, it's like...

01:31:25.600 Do I see that there's differences in races?

01:31:28.720 Yeah, I've always acknowledged that there are differences.

01:31:30.540 People also say that it's also the sons of Cain are also the black.

01:31:36.580 They said that, like, who's the black?

01:31:37.960 The curse of Cain?

01:31:39.120 Of Cain and Abel, yeah.

01:31:40.020 The one that God put a mark on Cain because he was like,

01:31:44.180 Hey, everyone's going to try to kill me.

01:31:47.300 Are you sure it's not Ham's curse?

01:31:48.740 It's Ham's curse.

01:31:49.800 Some people say that it's Cain.

01:31:52.660 It was Cain's curse.

01:31:54.500 Yeah, because he had been a chef for killing his brother.

01:31:56.740 It's being black.

01:31:57.900 And so then he started off like a whole separate thing.

01:32:01.300 I've heard the racist lore is that Ham, it's Ham's curse.

01:32:03.620 Then it's also another one is Ham from Ham, Sham, and J.

01:32:05.900 That's when the blacks came.

01:32:07.500 The first one was the Jews.

01:32:08.460 Jose, have you read the Bible?

01:32:10.200 Who?

01:32:10.820 Have you read the Bible?

01:32:12.180 I mean, not back to front, but I've read a considerable amount of it, yeah.

01:32:15.080 Why would you read it backwards?

01:32:18.160 That's how I read it.

01:32:18.960 I read the Bible front to back.

01:32:19.640 It's a turn of phrase, an expression, if you will.

01:32:22.200 Not back to front.

01:32:23.080 Here's what he's talking about.

01:32:23.900 So you have Adam and Eve.

01:32:24.820 I read it the way I read the Asian Bible.

01:32:26.300 Yeah.

01:32:26.500 You got Adam and Eve.

01:32:27.380 They make Cain and Abel.

01:32:28.420 So there's probably two people on the earth right now.

01:32:31.240 Cain kills Abel.

01:32:33.180 Then these niggas are told by God to kill their kids, right?

01:32:35.000 I mean, they could have had a lot of kids, but really, from this lineage, they get kicked

01:32:39.460 out of the garden.

01:32:40.320 There's these two sons.

01:32:40.840 I think Cain got framed by the pre-Adamites.

01:32:42.780 All right.

01:32:42.980 Shut up.

01:32:43.400 One of the sons killed the other son.

01:32:45.700 That son was then banished.

01:32:47.520 And he tells God, he's like, he says, oh, but if you send me out, I'm scared that they'll

01:32:51.320 kill me.

01:32:52.100 So God marks him.

01:32:53.580 And then he goes to fucking Babylon.

01:32:55.660 So that's Cain?

01:32:56.300 He goes to a city.

01:32:57.140 Yes, that's Cain.

01:32:58.360 Yeah.

01:32:58.820 Sorry.

01:32:59.220 He goes to the land.

01:33:00.160 Some people think that Cain is still walking the earth today.

01:33:02.660 Yeah, because the way he was granted him, it was something like, you shall walk the

01:33:07.280 earth for the rest of the days.

01:33:08.320 Yeah, and it was implied it was a curse to protect him also.

01:33:11.520 So the idea is that it's a curse and a protection thing.

01:33:15.360 He has to carry on that guilt for all eternity.

01:33:19.700 A lot of people think that the protection that he was given was put on him.

01:33:27.180 So other people, when they see him, they go, oh, shit, they're scared of black people.

01:33:31.100 So when, so now he goes and meets these other, by the way, this was literally, so by the

01:33:35.420 way, sorry to interrupt you, Tom.

01:33:37.320 This was actual, um, like justification for slavery.

01:33:41.800 They used, they were like, no, I'm not lying.

01:33:44.940 Like in the U S like they were like, Hey, they're, they're slaves because they're sons of

01:33:49.620 Cain and Cain was bad, killed Abel.

01:33:51.960 Therefore they should be able to be slaves.

01:33:53.900 I don't know why you keep going to Cain.

01:33:55.400 I don't think of everyone.

01:33:56.640 I'm just saying Cain.

01:33:57.440 But Cain was what, but him got cursed after he saw Noah name in his nigga hand.

01:34:04.760 Yeah.

01:34:04.940 It's weird.

01:34:05.500 Yeah.

01:34:05.980 But he, he saw his dad naked.

01:34:07.620 He like, what was when he's, his dad was drunk and then he like shamed his dad and then

01:34:12.100 he got cursed for it and he got like sent out.

01:34:14.220 And so it's a crazy story.

01:34:17.380 When he shamed his father, it means that he had sex with his mother.

01:34:20.880 That's what that means.

01:34:22.260 Wild.

01:34:22.660 Like if it's to see your father naked means that you fucked your own mom, which is crazy.

01:34:27.660 That's a weird, that's what that means.

01:34:29.080 I never knew that.

01:34:29.900 That's a weird jump in logic.

01:34:31.900 No, no, no, no.

01:34:32.860 I'm going to name my dad naked mom.

01:34:34.420 Ham Russell.

01:34:35.580 It's going to be great.

01:34:36.480 He's going to fuck your wife.

01:34:38.480 No, it's, it's the truth.

01:34:39.460 Cause in the next, in the next book of Deuteronomy, they talk about that.

01:34:43.300 When you see your father's nakedness, that means like you sleep, slept with your mother

01:34:47.140 and it warns specifically, don't do that anymore.

01:34:50.260 That's not a good thing.

01:34:51.060 But that's like, like back in the day, like, let's say your dad fucked up and like, so

01:34:56.160 let's say your dad built an arm and, and bought the family.

01:34:59.680 And then, uh, you guys land in the middle of nowhere and there's no other humanity and

01:35:02.900 you just didn't like him anymore.

01:35:03.880 He's getting drunk in order to like go against your dad.

01:35:06.840 You'd fuck his wife, which is your mom.

01:35:09.280 That's like, you see your father's nakedness.

01:35:11.300 You uncover, uncover his nakedness.

01:35:12.980 That's gangster shit, bro.

01:35:14.160 It's gangsta.

01:35:14.840 Banging your mom to spite your dad.

01:35:15.640 Dude, if like, and there's, there's multiple times also, well, Noah, so, uh, Noah also had,

01:35:20.900 uh, got fucked by his, um, no, was it?

01:35:24.060 Yes.

01:35:25.320 No, fuck.

01:35:26.260 What?

01:35:26.380 He said it's the curse of Canaan, the son of Ham.

01:35:29.300 Because it was either Noah got fucked by his own daughters, uh, which, or it was, and

01:35:33.240 I know it was Lot.

01:35:34.160 Lot definitely got fucked by his own daughters.

01:35:36.340 Uh, I'm trying to sell his fucking sling, his, his kid pussy to fucking angels.

01:35:40.300 Yes.

01:35:40.600 And then, there's only, there's only a hundred people on earth.

01:35:43.520 You gotta fuck something.

01:35:44.400 You're going to fuck your kids sometimes.

01:35:45.380 Yeah, that's true.

01:35:45.800 That's true.

01:35:46.280 But I want to say it was Noah.

01:35:48.040 There's a hundred people.

01:35:49.140 What are you going to do?

01:35:50.080 I think because Noah got drunk after the flood and then tried to, try to fuck his, and then

01:35:55.400 like his own daughter tried to fuck him.

01:35:56.780 Um, and then Lot definitely got kicked out of, uh, Sodom and Gomorrah, or he left Sodom

01:36:03.120 and Gomorrah.

01:36:03.800 And then his daughters were like, we need some kids because we're all alone.

01:36:09.120 And so they're like, let's just fuck dad.

01:36:10.860 And so they both got, took turns getting him drunk.

01:36:13.800 Why did they call, why would a town be called Sodom and Gomorrah?

01:36:17.000 It was actually two cities, Sodom and Gomorrah.

01:36:18.320 They were sodomizing.

01:36:19.940 Yeah.

01:36:20.140 And they're Gomorrahizing as well.

01:36:23.280 The real sin was the Gomorrahizing.

01:36:25.200 Dude, what is, what is, what is Gomorrahizing?

01:36:28.620 I don't fucking know.

01:36:29.440 I just made that up.

01:36:30.400 They were docking too much.

01:36:31.880 So Sodom, they were putting the butt, and Gomorrah was like, y'all fucking faggots.

01:36:35.340 It's like, you have butt stuff and then you have pee holes.

01:36:36.800 The word, the word Sodomite comes from, the word Sodomite comes from the place Sodom.

01:36:41.340 That's why, that's why it's called that.

01:36:43.220 Yeah.

01:36:43.440 But that's why I'm asking if there's fucking Gomorrah.

01:36:45.660 You said Noah had two of every creature.

01:36:47.560 They were talking about his daughters.

01:36:49.580 Dickie, I understand it was Lot that slept with his daughters, but also Noah did also get drunk.

01:36:55.200 And then like, I forgot what he did.

01:36:58.320 He did something.

01:36:58.560 Dude, if you, hold on.

01:36:59.460 Before you cast judgment, all right?

01:37:01.280 If there's only a hundred people on earth and you get drunk, there's a good chance you fuck one of your kids.

01:37:05.960 Man, you were really, really set on this, aren't you?

01:37:09.200 Are we not doing comedic bits?

01:37:11.200 Is this not towered?

01:37:12.100 I'm not committing to this one, that's for sure.

01:37:14.600 It's a good question because what happens is after, so God.

01:37:17.320 Thank you, Tom.

01:37:17.820 It's a good question.

01:37:18.780 It's a great question.

01:37:20.100 God puts, he puts them on their boat because the bloodlines were so like, the bloodlines were crazy in the antediluvian age.

01:37:30.260 That's why he killed everybody.

01:37:30.840 You're all related.

01:37:32.100 There's only Adam and Eve.

01:37:33.380 So every, literally, there's a hundred people because you're three generations.

01:37:35.660 It was Adam and Eve.

01:37:36.460 Everyone's related.

01:37:37.560 It was Adam and Eve.

01:37:38.480 Then it went out.

01:37:39.380 And then it came back because everybody died except for Noah and his family.

01:37:42.960 So we were even just, it was them.

01:37:45.120 And Jose's over here going, oh, look at you, you sick fuck.

01:37:47.640 You're banging your kid as he's over there banging his cousin, his first cousin.

01:37:51.280 I think you were supposed to bang your cousin.

01:37:53.100 You're all animals.

01:37:53.600 Yeah, that's all they did for hundreds of years, thousands of years probably.

01:37:58.560 That's what cousins are for.

01:38:00.280 They didn't outlaw incest.

01:38:03.720 Like, the Bible didn't outlaw incest until, like, way later.

01:38:07.120 So you believe this?

01:38:08.180 You guys believe that there was only a hundred people?

01:38:11.620 Yeah.

01:38:11.860 Did they even outlaw incest?

01:38:13.360 I don't think they ever outlawed incest, did they?

01:38:16.960 No, it doesn't have to start somewhere if there's evolution.

01:38:19.620 What does the Bible say about incest?

01:38:21.440 Yeah, what's its Bible stance on that?

01:38:23.220 Because they definitely were pro at the beginning.

01:38:25.500 So were they consistent throughout or they changed their mind at some point?

01:38:28.340 This question is really popular in Alabama.

01:38:29.580 How could multiple humans, like, enough humans evolve all at the same time, find each other and start fucking?

01:38:36.620 Like, how would that even happen?

01:38:37.580 Because species evolve.

01:38:40.060 It's not individuals.

01:38:41.580 It's a slow evolution.

01:38:42.880 This guy believes in evolution.

01:38:44.600 Well, you believe that fucking a hundred people were all banging their cousins and then it created us.

01:38:48.160 Yes, they were.

01:38:48.740 What do you think about it?

01:38:49.200 Look at this guy in the middle.

01:38:50.740 This is the Alabama police force.

01:38:52.320 They fired all of them.

01:38:54.540 Yo, for real.

01:38:55.320 Look at this dude's face.

01:38:56.400 Dude, that nigga's the stuff of nightmares, bro.

01:38:58.140 He looks like his name should be Rick.

01:39:00.220 Yo, this is Coleman County?

01:39:01.480 I know exactly where this is at.

01:39:05.280 Dude, that guy's head is wild.

01:39:07.380 How many cigarettes does a lady smoke each day?

01:39:11.660 Oh, my God.

01:39:12.560 45.

01:39:12.960 Eight packs a day.

01:39:14.300 At least.

01:39:15.220 Fucking just chain smoking.

01:39:17.320 According to the Bible, it says parents, siblings, half-siblings, aunts, uncles, and in-laws.

01:39:21.360 No go.

01:39:22.820 That's what it is.

01:39:25.980 So cousins are good?

01:39:27.660 Yeah, I think so.

01:39:28.540 I think you're good there.

01:39:30.600 That's like the lines.

01:39:32.300 But it was the justification for them having to sleep.

01:39:38.280 No daughter-in-laws either.

01:39:39.320 Basically, they had perfect DNA because they were just made by God.

01:39:43.580 Like, just a little bit ago in the garden, they got kicked out of the garden, and they

01:39:46.740 were like, still perfect humans.

01:39:48.240 And so they could incest for a long time, like, with no repercussions.

01:39:53.080 Before the genetics get fucked up.

01:39:54.160 Yeah.

01:39:54.300 I think that's really what it was.

01:39:55.300 It was basically perfect genetics up until like, you know.

01:39:57.940 So Noah's, what they say about Noah is that he was perfect in his generations.

01:40:03.040 Yeah.

01:40:03.300 It's a direct line of incest for Noah.

01:40:06.300 Even the Lot story, I guess the whole point of that is that that creates the Moabites

01:40:10.820 and the Ammonites, which I'm pretty sure they slar the fuck out of those later.

01:40:14.180 Yes.

01:40:14.740 Because their sons were the ones that moved into the promised land and then gave Israel

01:40:20.740 a bunch of problems for years.

01:40:21.860 The Bible is really, it's a story about incest, is what I'm saying.

01:40:24.860 The Book of Revelation departs from that.

01:40:27.060 But yeah, it's really.

01:40:28.420 Speaking of how Toad may be a new species of human, have you guys, any of you listened

01:40:34.200 to the telepathy tapes yet?

01:40:36.440 No.

01:40:36.800 What?

01:40:36.860 What?

01:40:37.660 Okay.

01:40:38.140 So it's this new super viral podcast.

01:40:40.800 And the premise of it is that there was all of these people all over the world that

01:40:46.320 were having these non-communicative children.

01:40:49.620 They were having severely autistic kids.

01:40:52.680 Yes.

01:40:53.180 No, this.

01:40:53.900 Yeah.

01:40:54.120 Leave him up.

01:40:54.800 Leave him up so I can describe this.

01:40:56.200 So this is actually, this is a true story.

01:40:59.620 They were all reporting the same thing.

01:41:01.640 And this was people in America, France, Africa, all over the fucking planet.

01:41:05.900 They were saying, what we realized is that our children, despite the fact that they could

01:41:10.440 not speak at all from birth, they were able to respond to us if we gave them a device

01:41:17.720 that allowed for them to type once they taught them how to type.

01:41:21.300 And what they realized is that without speaking, they actually had developed telepathy.

01:41:25.740 They could read their parents' minds.

01:41:28.200 And I shit you not.

01:41:30.060 So these people, these super fucking tards like Toad have telepathy.

01:41:34.840 They have a special ability because they did not develop the capacity for speech.

01:41:38.480 So as is the case with many, many, you know, handicaps, you then have an increased sense

01:41:43.600 of capacity in one of your other senses.

01:41:45.580 And apparently they developed an entirely new one, which is mind reading.

01:41:49.540 That's sick.

01:41:49.940 Did you see the Jorogan episode with the guy, the whistleblower with the aliens?

01:41:53.940 He like meets one at a facility and it like, it speaks to him in a weird Enochian language,

01:41:59.440 but he, he also hears it in, in his own language through telepathy.

01:42:03.760 It's kind of crazy.

01:42:05.040 Are you an alien toad?

01:42:09.360 I don't know.

01:42:10.600 I think, I think because he, I think because he's, I think because he's reading our mind,

01:42:14.500 that's why he says what so often.

01:42:16.200 Yeah.

01:42:16.460 Because he hears us thinking something crazy.

01:42:18.540 He's got too much going on.

01:42:19.560 It's like, it's like Top with his producing.

01:42:21.520 He's got too much going on.

01:42:23.140 There's too much going on in Toad's head.

01:42:24.660 He's hearing all our voices.

01:42:25.620 I don't know what we're talking about.

01:42:27.260 See?

01:42:28.160 Isn't there a rumor that Avos used to be able to communicate telepathically,

01:42:31.860 which would be really funny if they had that, which kind of makes sense.

01:42:34.780 They're too retarded.

01:42:35.980 They are so fucking retarded that they probably can read each other's minds.

01:42:39.060 So, Avos are the chosen people.

01:42:40.620 So, wait, wait.

01:42:40.980 So, is it, can you imagine?

01:42:43.300 Wow.

01:42:43.580 So, they're the real dudes.

01:42:45.540 The most gifted.

01:42:46.820 Hold on.

01:42:48.220 Are we saying that speaking is a higher function than telepathy?

01:42:53.280 It's a lower function.

01:42:54.460 It's a lower.

01:42:55.320 No, no.

01:42:55.780 Because if it's only the retards, like, you have to be severely retarded.

01:42:59.340 No, but you are reading into them that they're retarded.

01:43:03.060 They could be another evolution above us, potentially.

01:43:06.920 So, physically, it's the evolution, but mentally in a very specific way.

01:43:13.100 They're retarded in the sense that they are retarded from our same capacity, but we are actually retarded if you compare it to them because we don't have the ability to read minds.

01:43:22.520 If you're judging a person how it can climb a tree, I mean, that's...

01:43:25.460 Retardio.

01:43:26.500 This is like return to God.

01:43:28.120 The whole idea, if you want to be like, if you want to get taken in the rapture during the first time...

01:43:34.160 You've got to be retarded.

01:43:35.280 You've got to literally be retarded.

01:43:37.520 Retardio inbred.

01:43:38.480 I think we'll all be all right.

01:43:40.680 Yeah, we're good.

01:43:41.760 We're closer.

01:43:42.520 We're closer than most, for sure.

01:43:45.700 I'm comfortable with that.

01:43:48.180 Clint, I don't even believe in God.

01:43:49.400 We're like on the second bus ride out.

01:43:50.540 But I'm retarded, so I'm good.

01:43:51.880 Yeah, we're like the second bus ride out.

01:43:53.100 Like, the first bus ride is for, like, the complete retards.

01:43:55.780 We're in the second bus.

01:43:56.940 Yeah, we're in the short bus behind the retard bus.

01:43:59.040 Yeah.

01:43:59.900 The little bit, like, the medium bus.

01:44:01.920 You know, as long as it's got five seats, we're good.

01:44:06.780 Perfect.

01:44:07.060 Dude, if we ever get real big, we should get a bus.

01:44:09.760 We should get a short bus.

01:44:11.140 Yeah.

01:44:11.420 That's how we're getting a short bus.

01:44:12.380 A yellow bus.

01:44:13.120 Yeah.

01:44:13.720 No, hey, no bullshit.

01:44:15.260 We ought to just do that.

01:44:16.520 Everybody quits their job.

01:44:17.540 We get a bus.

01:44:18.120 We tour the country doing podcasts live.

01:44:19.980 And a school bus.

01:44:21.200 Let's do it.

01:44:21.860 We're only out of money in, like, fucking 30 miles.

01:44:22.860 Fuck my wife and kids.

01:44:23.760 Who cares?

01:44:24.280 30 miles.

01:44:26.940 It's a tour.

01:44:27.860 It's a world tour.

01:44:28.980 Yeah, that's true.

01:44:29.480 Jose, when's the next time you're going to be able to do that?

01:44:31.320 World tour.

01:44:32.180 That's true.

01:44:32.640 We're going outside.

01:44:33.860 We're going to drive the bus.

01:44:35.340 No, we go nationwide.

01:44:36.140 Well, actually, we can go to the Southern Hemisphere.

01:44:38.000 We drive through Mexico.

01:44:38.800 But we can't go, you know.

01:44:40.380 We do a continental tour.

01:44:41.200 We go down to Mexico.

01:44:42.280 We grab some Coke.

01:44:43.160 We come back up into California.

01:44:44.980 Yeah.

01:44:45.300 And we do the Coke.

01:44:47.260 And we do the Coke.

01:44:48.480 Yeah.

01:44:49.280 That's it.

01:44:49.720 That's the only.

01:44:50.340 That's the.

01:44:50.660 We die of the fentanyl.

01:44:52.100 That's all I can.

01:44:52.440 Man, if we didn't make that stupid fucking canal, you could do, like, the top all the

01:44:56.140 way to the bottom.

01:44:56.660 But the canal fucks that up.

01:44:58.260 Can you not?

01:44:58.740 Is there no crossover at all?

01:45:00.060 No, you can't go on the way to South America.

01:45:02.040 I love that Jose thinks that because of the canal, you can't get across.

01:45:04.760 There's a spot.

01:45:05.560 I know.

01:45:06.520 They cut a ditch and they were like.

01:45:08.700 I guess it's probably a fucking spot.

01:45:10.900 I assume it's really fucking.

01:45:12.320 I guess it's not that big.

01:45:13.220 It's like my house is over there, man.

01:45:14.320 You can't drive through.

01:45:15.460 I'm retarded.

01:45:16.500 That's not true.

01:45:17.100 We didn't build a border wall.

01:45:18.000 It is true.

01:45:18.580 We need to build a canal.

01:45:19.820 Just a canal like that goes right across Texas.

01:45:21.780 And the Mexican people are going to go, fuck.

01:45:23.000 They have the Darien Gap.

01:45:24.000 You mean the Rio Grande?

01:45:24.940 Can you imagine going to South America to do Tower Gang and people be like, what the fuck?

01:45:29.120 That's Tower Gang.

01:45:30.060 That's the Tower Gang bus going through the fucking Darien Gap.

01:45:32.460 Can you imagine us doing like a live podcast with a bunch of like Spanish speaking people?

01:45:37.360 Like, what the fuck is this shit?

01:45:38.360 Did they just solve that?

01:45:39.000 With your cartel members?

01:45:40.220 No.

01:45:40.540 I'm going to keep going.

01:45:41.840 You got to take a boat over that part.

01:45:44.440 No, no.

01:45:44.920 Did you see what that bus just drove through?

01:45:46.500 We can get through the Darien Gap in a bus.

01:45:48.140 Yeah.

01:45:49.220 We'll all die.

01:45:51.080 We're going to die in Panama.

01:45:53.100 We're at hour 45.

01:45:54.320 I think it's a good time to fucking wrap it up.

01:45:57.120 Get out of here.

01:45:57.840 Any last thoughts from you faggots?

01:45:59.940 No.

01:46:00.180 Yeah.

01:46:01.100 Watch out.

01:46:01.660 Keep an eye out for my tinfoil hat appearance.

01:46:03.420 We're going to fucking kill it.

01:46:04.860 I'll be on there someday.

01:46:06.640 We'll be.

01:46:06.780 I just did a live ukulele request show on, I don't even remember the name.

01:46:12.420 Iron Lunger.

01:46:13.300 Is that what he calls his show?

01:46:14.780 It's Ass Club Show.

01:46:14.940 Oh, I was legitimately upset we didn't finish the thing at the beginning of the episode.

01:46:18.500 I really was digging your uke there.

01:46:22.480 Oh, yeah.

01:46:23.720 The seal.

01:46:24.500 Kiss from Rose.

01:46:25.420 I can put that on a YouTube channel.

01:46:26.620 Can we play that as the, can we play that as the outro today?

01:46:29.780 Yeah, that was beautiful.

01:46:29.920 Ah.

01:46:31.320 That was genuinely beautiful.

01:46:33.000 Final thoughts.

01:46:33.740 Is that, uh, is that actually Elon Musk's baby and that fucking woman?

01:46:37.760 Yes.

01:46:38.100 Tyler, Tyler, play it as the outro.

01:46:39.460 I would say yes, but I still need to IVF.

01:46:41.100 The whole video, I can grab it.

01:46:42.040 Just give me five.

01:46:42.980 You're still a dumb whore, though.

01:46:45.120 She is.

01:46:45.960 She's trying to get money from Elon Musk.

01:46:46.900 Tyler was fighting tooth and nail in our, in our, uh, chat that it was not IVF.

01:46:51.860 It's not IVF.

01:46:53.180 I don't, I mean, I'm not saying it was, wasn't IVF, but there's nothing that supports the idea

01:46:58.720 that it's IVF.

01:46:59.400 It was not IVF.

01:47:00.540 There's literally nothing that supports this.

01:47:02.460 Are you saying?

01:47:02.860 Like, I've read, like, everything I could find, nothing supports it.

01:47:05.480 That is a Freudian slip.

01:47:06.500 I mean, he's had kids by IVF, but that doesn't necessarily, that doesn't logically mean that

01:47:10.480 therefore these ones were via IVF as well.

01:47:13.720 Are the ones that he had IVF with, are they ugly women?

01:47:16.920 Because if he's just, if he's just like IVFing the.

01:47:19.580 It was his wife that he IVFed.

01:47:20.580 I think the only ones he's provably IVFed was his wife.

01:47:23.520 There's rumors.

01:47:24.560 The one who has a business relationship with.

01:47:25.820 He does a show called The Morning Dump, so now he knows everything.

01:47:28.640 Yeah, yeah.

01:47:29.200 I'm doing a daily show.

01:47:30.240 I'm covering shit.

01:47:30.820 I'm reading all that stuff.

01:47:31.660 I'm telling you, you're just completely unsupported.

01:47:34.100 I mean, it's fine.

01:47:34.620 You do misinfo, that's fine.

01:47:35.880 I support that.

01:47:37.100 I think it's beautiful.

01:47:38.000 I think we all should do a little more misinfo.

01:47:39.840 He lies to the people, but he's always right.

01:47:40.480 Yeah, but like, hey, if we're going to talk about it, I'm going to bring the truth.

01:47:43.500 I don't know what to tell you.

01:47:45.800 I wouldn't say it's the truth.

01:47:47.060 It's the truth how you see it, but not necessarily.

01:47:50.880 I'm going to make an unvalidated claim.

01:47:53.440 Jose, where's the best town to live around Top, Jose?

01:47:58.820 I don't know.

01:47:59.980 He's in a different area.

01:48:01.160 I don't really know that area well, so yeah, I don't fucking know.

01:48:03.920 Wait, haven't you lived in Florida forever?

01:48:05.300 Top, do you believe that all of his babies are IVF babies?

01:48:09.320 Yes.

01:48:09.480 I think, yeah.

01:48:10.360 Because his first one died.

01:48:11.920 The 10-month-old died.

01:48:13.800 And then after that, that's just because he hadn't mastered the chest.

01:48:18.440 Yeah, how does the chest get through?

01:48:20.160 The head just out and just fucking, oh shit.

01:48:22.020 The temperature in his chest incubation system was slightly off.

01:48:25.380 Is Death Stranding just a documentary of Elon Musk's life?

01:48:30.500 Y'all aren't going to get that because...

01:48:31.840 I'll see you guys next week.

01:48:34.600 That's one of the worst games ever made.

01:48:36.780 Did you play it?

01:48:37.960 Yeah.

01:48:39.160 You're literally just delivering packages.

01:48:41.560 You're just delivering...

01:48:42.640 I've told this story on Tower Gang years ago, or like a year ago.

01:48:46.560 Two years ago, probably.

01:48:47.720 You literally are just a UPS guy.

01:48:50.000 You just carry around a package all over the fucking...

01:48:52.620 It's the guy that made Metal Gear Solid.

01:48:55.460 He made another one, and it was just like...

01:48:57.720 It literally is, you're a delivery man.

01:48:59.680 You're a delivery man in the apocalypse.

01:49:01.600 It's the stupidest game ever made.

01:49:02.860 And you have a baby that is attached to you.

01:49:06.080 That you have to keep your mind.

01:49:07.200 You have to keep the baby alive.

01:49:08.480 It's the stupidest fucking game.

01:49:09.840 By the way, Aaron, I'm on your side.

01:49:11.480 I do think we should read more mailbags.

01:49:13.160 You guys pay for this.

01:49:13.700 All right, guys.

01:49:14.980 I think we should read more mailbags as well.

01:49:16.980 I think we should read more mailbags because the show quality was shit.

01:49:19.620 But we shouldn't read any mailbags because fuck these people.

01:49:24.440 Only Mark Vastigil.

01:49:25.700 We love you guys.

01:49:26.220 All right.

01:49:26.700 See you next week.

01:49:27.140 Bye.

01:49:27.640 Da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

01:49:32.200 Da-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

01:49:37.020 There used to be a grand tower along on the sea

01:49:43.160 You became the light on the dark side of me

01:49:48.700 Love remains a drug that's the heart, not the pill

01:49:53.340 But did you know that when it snows

01:49:56.320 My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

01:50:02.240 Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

01:50:08.220 Ooh, the more I get at you, the stranger it feels again

01:50:12.980 And now that your rose is in bloom

01:50:16.520 A light hits the gloom on the gray

01:50:19.780 There is so much a man can tell you

01:50:29.380 So much he can say

01:50:31.180 You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain

01:50:36.500 Baby, it's a meal like a grown addiction that I can't deny

01:50:40.980 Won't you tell me he's a healthy baby

01:50:43.620 But did you know that when it snows

01:50:46.940 My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

01:50:52.720 Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

01:50:58.600 Ooh, the more I get at you, the stranger it feels again

01:51:02.940 And now that your rose is in bloom

01:51:06.580 A light hits the gloom on the gray

01:51:10.020 I've been kissed by a rose on the gray

01:51:25.620 I've been kissed by a rose on the gray

01:51:29.600 I've been kissed by a rose on the gray

01:51:33.840 I've been kissed by a rose on the gray

01:51:38.280 There is so much a man can tell you

01:51:42.300 So much he can say

01:51:44.120 You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain

01:51:49.380 To meal like a grown addiction that I can't deny

01:51:53.740 Won't you tell me he's a healthy baby

01:51:56.300 But did you know that when it snows

01:51:59.560 My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen

01:52:05.320 Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

01:52:11.180 Ooh, the more I get at you, the stranger it feels again

01:52:15.540 And now that your rose is in bloom

01:52:18.980 A light hits the gloom on the gray

01:52:22.060 And now that your rose is in bloom

01:52:25.880 A light hits the gloom on the gray

01:52:31.800 All right, guys, if you want to catch the rest of the show, head over to patreon.com forward slash tower gang

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Tower Gang - March 13, 2025

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