Tower Gang - Ep 220 - Mister Patriot

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00:00:12.380 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.120 Let the pee-pee hit the boo. 1.00

00:00:17.320 Let the pee-pee hit the boo. 1.00

00:00:19.120 Let the pee-pee hit the boo. 1.00

00:00:21.000 Let the pee-pee hit the... 1.00

00:00:23.000 Happy Fourth of July, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:32.540 This is Superhuman TV Show. 1.00

00:00:33.720 Today, I'm going to get hit with fireworks.

00:00:35.620 This is for Chocolates and Chocolates.

00:00:38.000 Do not try this at home.

00:00:39.200 I hope you like it.

00:00:40.380 Whoop, whoop! 1.00

00:00:43.780 Light that bitch up. 1.00

00:00:47.620 Fuck this shit! 1.00

00:00:53.000 Ah, fucker! 1.00

00:00:57.140 Ah, fucker! 1.00

00:01:00.000 Ah, fucker! 1.00

00:01:02.660 Ah, shit! 1.00

00:01:06.480 Ah, fucker! 1.00

00:01:10.640 It's tough again, websites, motherfuckers! 1.00

00:01:14.500 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, 1.00

00:01:18.540 where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:01:19.920 They are basically farm equipment.

00:01:21.400 That's crazy.

00:01:23.000 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:01:26.520 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:01:32.000 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:01:35.740 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99

00:01:41.340 I go by the gut, baby. 1.00

00:01:42.700 I shoot from the hips. 1.00

00:01:43.520 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:01:46.980 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:01:48.460 The next cock up is a very nice cock, so... 0.99

00:01:53.860 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:01:55.200 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:59.180 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:02:00.960 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:02:01.800 Toad, the next cock that was up, do you ever think about it still? 1.00

00:02:09.380 Which cock was it? 0.99

00:02:11.100 I don't think about that. 0.99

00:02:12.520 It was a very nice cock. 0.99

00:02:14.180 Does it run through your dreams? 0.99

00:02:16.180 I think it was the one that you guys all said was terrible.

00:02:20.640 Oh, wait.

00:02:21.120 Was that Conspiracy Extreme?

00:02:22.200 It's the one with the herpes on it?

00:02:23.860 No, no, no.

00:02:24.580 His was from the year before that.

00:02:26.120 This one was the...

00:02:27.140 I don't remember the dude's...

00:02:28.340 It wasn't not a guy.

00:02:31.180 I forget what the dude's name was.

00:02:32.620 He has long hair. 0.99

00:02:33.580 Do you remember his cock? 1.00

00:02:34.700 He's pretty svelte. 1.00

00:02:36.260 But do you think about his dick? 1.00

00:02:37.200 Do you guys thought he looked homeless? 1.00

00:02:37.520 Do you think about his dick still? 1.00

00:02:38.960 What? 1.00

00:02:39.540 Do you think about his dick? 1.00

00:02:40.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:02:41.320 It's all the time.

00:02:43.340 It's like in my dreams.

00:02:44.880 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:02:45.800 This is Wednesday.

00:02:47.280 Sharp as a tack at 9-11, just like Joe Biden.

00:02:49.940 Thank you for tuning in.

00:02:51.300 It's a pleasure.

00:02:51.840 We're opening with the Joe Biden joke.

00:02:53.500 Yeah, I was thinking about that too.

00:02:54.620 I was like, man, have you thought about Joe Biden in a hot minute?

00:02:57.020 You guys know how old he is?

00:02:58.240 I often come on the show and I think...

00:03:00.120 Oh, dude.

00:03:00.540 Jose is high as all get out.

00:03:02.960 On bacon, actually. 1.00

00:03:04.880 Oh, I was just snacking on bacon like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:03:08.500 Dude, look at his face. 1.00

00:03:10.880 Doesn't he look insanely high?

00:03:12.280 Home living life, dog. 1.00

00:03:13.840 Jose might be fucking stoned to shit. 1.00

00:03:17.740 Top is post-coital right now. 1.00

00:03:20.340 He just had a nut and so he's like laid back.

00:03:24.840 Clint just woke up.

00:03:25.980 Just nothing but chill vibes, dog.

00:03:27.980 Cole already told his best story and he did it in the pre-show, which is always a mistake.

00:03:32.340 I broke today, I think, and I've lost money.

00:03:35.280 Yeah, let's get into that.

00:03:36.220 Go ahead and go ahead.

00:03:37.120 What's up, guys?

00:03:37.840 It's Toad.

00:03:39.560 Back with you after the worst day that I could possibly have.

00:03:43.800 One of the worst ever.

00:03:45.840 I mean, it's up there among the worst.

00:03:49.240 Oh, my God. 0.97

00:03:49.800 I actually sound like that tranny. 0.98

00:03:53.420 I hate this. 0.99

00:03:56.140 God, I hate it. 1.00

00:03:56.660 You're so fucking... 1.00

00:03:57.240 Toad, I've been checked out for the week, so I think it's good this way. 0.99

00:04:00.260 Like, now that I don't really talk to you guys during the week, I get to find out what are you doing, like, today.

00:04:07.700 Because the Tower Gang is one day a week.

00:04:09.800 I often wonder when it's going to be over.

00:04:13.140 And Clint almost ended it with his Joe Biden joke.

00:04:15.020 But tell me, fill me in on your week, Toad. 1.00

00:04:17.220 What the fuck is going on with you, baby? 0.99

00:04:20.720 What part of the week? 1.00

00:04:22.200 I mean, that show was this week, so I had a horrible day that day.

00:04:26.040 You would think that when somebody asks Toad about his day or week, he would be ready to tell you.

00:04:31.000 And it's like rolling teeth. 0.99

00:04:32.340 Just fucking say it. 0.99

00:04:33.900 Today at work, my entire left side went numb inexplicably. 0.99

00:04:40.280 Like, I had no left hand.

00:04:42.220 This is where you go when we ask for a summation of your week.

00:04:45.620 I was like Rick Allen while coding, though, instead of being behind the drum kit.

00:04:51.340 You know what I mean?

00:04:52.260 It was sick, though.

00:04:53.220 I was coding just with one hand, right-handed.

00:04:56.740 I'm like, I don't know.

00:04:58.660 I'm some sort of, like, coding prodigy, I think.

00:05:01.180 That's how I felt.

00:05:02.500 Meanwhile, I'm, like, thinking I might die at the same time.

00:05:05.120 I don't know.

00:05:05.600 Eventually, the feeling came back.

00:05:08.800 But I was without the use of my left arm and hand for probably a few hours.

00:05:13.500 And then, did you mention it?

00:05:16.120 Did you say anything to anyone?

00:05:17.920 He told us.

00:05:18.640 Yeah, in the chat, right?

00:05:19.220 Like, he told us in his betting chat, he was like, my left hand is numb.

00:05:23.760 And they were like, go to the hospital.

00:05:24.960 And he was like, I'm not going to the hospital.

00:05:27.220 Oh, because the last time I did that, I was in the ER for, like, a bunch of hours.

00:05:30.740 ER.

00:05:31.560 ER. 1.00

00:05:32.360 That's a fucking fever. 1.00

00:05:33.900 We're not going to do that. 0.99

00:05:34.220 I was waiting for it, too.

00:05:35.360 And as soon as I could tell, he was saying ER.

00:05:36.900 What are they going to do for left side numbness? 0.99

00:05:39.020 They're not going to do shit. 0.98

00:05:40.120 Here, share my screen real quick. 0.99

00:05:41.340 Okay, but let's figure out how to do this, because StreamYard has fucked it. 0.66

00:05:44.920 Nope, that's not how we do it, guys. 0.94

00:05:47.100 Wait a second.

00:05:47.620 It's got a second here, and then we got to do this.

00:05:50.800 Where does Clint's?

00:05:53.100 All right.

00:05:53.440 This is a disaster.

00:05:54.060 Clint puts it in here.

00:05:55.420 I love how this is, yeah, we're just doing this during the show.

00:05:58.300 All right.

00:05:58.380 Because he's doing all of this blind.

00:06:01.620 You know how I can't see, and a lot of people think that a blind person can't play football.

00:06:08.720 But this courageous youngster has proven those people wrong. 0.99

00:06:12.440 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:06:16.440 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:06:17.180 Chats can just say to the audio, and he can't hang on. 1.00

00:06:21.020 What's going on?

00:06:27.440 What's going on?

00:06:30.400 What's going on?

00:06:32.180 Oh, my God.

00:06:33.700 All right.

00:06:33.980 Dog, that's terrifying.

00:06:34.800 You've got to sense where everybody is on the field, man.

00:06:37.640 How does this tie into anything we were just talking about? 1.00

00:06:40.480 That's total pussy. 1.00

00:06:42.700 Earlier, someone said, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:06:44.680 And then Cole said, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:06:46.800 So we did all that just because someone said, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:06:50.280 By the way, I thought that video, too, but I was like, I can't believe he's really bringing 0.95

00:06:54.160 the video up just for that.

00:06:55.620 That's one of my favorite videos of all time.

00:06:57.300 It's been there for a while, but it's so good every time. 1.00

00:07:01.100 That kid's a fucking unit. 0.99

00:07:02.400 I mean, he has everything going for him except for eyesight. 1.00

00:07:05.320 It's kind of tragic.

00:07:06.600 Do you think that was kind of, like, I would want to say almost animal cruelty because I

00:07:11.240 don't think blind people are on the same level as us. 0.99

00:07:13.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:14.420 I thought you were, they're not human.

00:07:16.960 Oh, we should rank disabilities on, like, how, like, who's the most subhuman? 0.99

00:07:23.200 The most subhuman? 0.98

00:07:24.880 Black people. 1.00

00:07:26.140 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:07:27.800 Black don't crack. 0.95

00:07:28.700 It's true, Larry. 0.99

00:07:32.180 Being black is definitely a disability, but I don't know.

00:07:34.880 I mean, Downs is really, like, a positive, so that's not low on the list. 0.87

00:07:39.860 I think they're superhuman.

00:07:41.200 Yeah.

00:07:41.540 You have superhuman strength, at least.

00:07:43.640 They're kind of like, what was that movie that there was something, like, basically it

00:07:47.280 was saying the autistic people were, like, the next... 0.91

00:07:51.720 Beautiful mind?

00:07:52.800 I don't know.

00:07:53.140 There was a movie that it was basically, like, autistic people are the next evolution 0.92

00:07:58.280 of humans.

00:07:59.180 Is it like we're going to break off into two evolutionary paths and we have retards and 1.00

00:08:02.720 autists?

00:08:03.160 Yeah, I think I remember what you mean. 1.00

00:08:04.380 That's the whole premise of the telepathy tapes, is that these fucking, these nonverbal retards 1.00

00:08:10.180 are fucking able to... 0.99

00:08:11.520 Before we, before I kill you on this, Clint, how does my quality look? 1.00

00:08:14.720 Look at this.

00:08:15.880 Looks great.

00:08:16.320 It's, like, creepy.

00:08:17.360 I don't like it.

00:08:18.060 It's too lifelike.

00:08:19.100 I like it.

00:08:19.820 It's too lifelike.

00:08:20.700 Does it make it look like a corpse?

00:08:23.460 No.

00:08:24.120 I still believe you're high.

00:08:26.280 I don't believe you're pretty high.

00:08:28.080 You are high. 1.00

00:08:29.040 You liar. 1.00

00:08:30.000 What's so funny about... 1.00

00:08:31.020 Why would you believe me?

00:08:32.160 Let's talk about the telepathy tapes.

00:08:33.460 Have you guys watched the telepathy tapes?

00:08:33.980 I don't know what these are.

00:08:35.400 What's so funny about Top, like, hating on this, is I tuned in to Nethlem Death Squad. 0.99

00:08:38.500 I've been tuning in almost every day just to nag David about lifting, which they never 1.00

00:08:43.720 read comments, apparently.

00:08:45.240 I never see them read comments, but it's just funny because...

00:08:48.240 I see your comments.

00:08:48.280 I see all of them.

00:08:48.920 I know you see them, but you don't read them.

00:08:51.000 Yeah, you don't read them.

00:08:51.560 You don't bring them up.

00:08:52.600 But it's funny because I heard them talking about their, like, the devil of the wind was...

00:08:58.320 And they're talking about, like, Katy Perry, something like that. 1.00

00:09:00.300 And then you bring up the telepathy tapes, and, like, Top's like, this fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:09:06.940 It's so funny. 1.00

00:09:08.200 Top, you do look like you're becoming more Muslim. 1.00

00:09:10.980 Yeah.

00:09:12.080 I feel like you're about to, yeah, like, command...

00:09:14.460 Have you done halal? 0.94

00:09:15.320 Do you think it's your hatred of Jews is turning you into, like, a super Muslim? 0.89

00:09:19.080 I think so. 0.96

00:09:19.940 Yeah, it's like, you know, when you're around your wife a lot, you start to, like, look like

00:09:23.400 her.

00:09:23.960 That's a...

00:09:24.720 I've let the hate run through me. 0.99

00:09:26.400 So, yeah, I'm becoming Muslim or more Spanish, which is disgusting. 1.00

00:09:30.860 I need to figure out how to fix that. 0.95

00:09:33.000 Yeah.

00:09:33.260 But listen, the telepathy tapes.

00:09:34.880 We're not going to let Maddie disrupt us.

00:09:36.820 What's up?

00:09:37.180 Shout out, Maddie. 1.00

00:09:38.300 What's up?

00:09:39.440 Clint...

00:09:39.820 I knew Clint would buy this.

00:09:41.680 Okay, we're doing...

00:09:42.660 Are we doing this right again?

00:09:43.960 I knew this would be side-opted.

00:09:44.480 Just throw some retired kids at him. 0.99

00:09:45.980 He'll buy whatever you fucking tell him at that point. 0.99

00:09:49.180 All right, let's play. 0.99

00:09:49.800 This was like, yeah, let's see what it is.

00:09:51.340 And he said to me, you don't get the kind of gifts that I have if you lie.

00:09:55.360 Let's please multiply two numbers and see if he gets it.

00:09:59.920 Okay, what is it?

00:10:01.020 Nine.

00:10:02.020 Zero.

00:10:03.180 Zero.

00:10:03.740 Unbelievable.

00:10:04.380 Jesus, man. 1.00

00:10:05.040 Holy fuck, it's Jason Bourne. 1.00

00:10:06.540 No way. 1.00

00:10:07.660 Maybe shuffle again, Dr. Powell.

00:10:11.140 Oh.

00:10:13.200 Hold on.

00:10:15.040 Two.

00:10:15.600 So he got the plus, too.

00:10:17.020 I was wondering, because I was looking at the two the whole time, and I saw his hand

00:10:19.520 going somewhere else.

00:10:20.360 What is this phenomenon happening?

00:10:21.820 Why are his mind and my mind completely connected?

00:10:26.560 I knew that a lot of people would think, boy, Diane saw him beat that.

00:10:30.140 But that's the risk. 1.00

00:10:30.840 This is just white people shit, okay? 1.00

00:10:32.120 This is white woman shit. 1.00

00:10:34.280 It's hilarious. 1.00

00:10:35.460 I think it's true.

00:10:36.340 I think it's happening.

00:10:37.060 But the spin here...

00:10:39.060 It's just a white woman being like, my little boy is special. 0.64

00:10:42.260 He's super special. 1.00

00:10:43.440 It's like, your little boy just threw shit out of the way. 0.99

00:10:45.100 You don't understand. 1.00

00:10:45.800 He's better than you are.

00:10:47.060 You don't even get it.

00:10:48.480 One of these kids drowned in a bathtub at the end of this.

00:10:51.700 Spoiler alert.

00:10:53.220 But whatever.

00:10:53.920 They're like...

00:10:54.280 Wait, really?

00:10:54.860 Jacuzzi.

00:10:55.280 Jacuzzi.

00:10:55.920 Oh, my bad.

00:10:56.360 It was a jacuzzi.

00:10:57.060 He was leaving life.

00:10:57.420 Let's get to that.

00:10:57.700 Oh, that's even better with him. 0.99

00:10:58.300 He couldn't fucking telepathically understand to swim? 0.99

00:11:03.520 Is that not something that he could fucking... 0.99

00:11:05.020 He was ready to go. 0.98

00:11:07.280 He told people goodbye, and he made peace with everybody.

00:11:10.580 Can we watch that part?

00:11:11.140 That's the best part.

00:11:12.320 Cole, do you know how telepathy works?

00:11:14.820 Do you think that you swim with telepathy?

00:11:17.900 No, I just think if you're the next...

00:11:20.220 I got him.

00:11:21.140 I just think if you're the next evolution of humans, you should be able to do something 0.98

00:11:26.940 better than a black person. 0.99

00:11:27.580 Yeah, I want you to explain telepathy. 1.00

00:11:28.660 Where are your flippers at, nigga? 1.00

00:11:30.920 Telepathy is where you can... 0.96

00:11:33.020 Where's your mind flippers, bruh?

00:11:34.500 Did you take your advantage?

00:11:36.100 Explain it.

00:11:36.820 I need to know.

00:11:38.440 Basically, you can see things with your mind and get like...

00:11:42.220 And also communicate with other beings with your mind.

00:11:47.160 Rocky, you're it out.

00:11:49.240 He got there at the end, yeah.

00:11:51.140 Yeah, basically.

00:11:52.540 I've watched X-Men. 0.99

00:11:54.040 Like, they fucking... 0.99

00:11:54.900 He's basically Professor X. 0.99

00:11:56.020 I think if not for Professor X, you would not know what telepathy is.

00:11:59.100 I get the difference between telepathy and telekinesis, okay?

00:12:03.660 And Jean Grey.

00:12:05.300 All right, so Top, you're clowning on me because I listened to a podcast and I found it interesting.

00:12:11.320 Is that my plan?

00:12:11.840 Because I know for sure you cried when you listened to it.

00:12:14.860 I did not cry. 1.00

00:12:16.480 You're the perfect target audience for believing that these fucking retards are superheroes. 1.00

00:12:20.380 I mean, four other retards talked me into doing a podcast for three years straight. 1.00

00:12:25.300 So, you know... 0.82

00:12:25.840 Hold on.

00:12:26.240 I just want to... 0.97

00:12:26.640 I am prone to listening to retards. 1.00

00:12:28.420 I want to ask you, because Dylan brings up a great point.

00:12:30.680 Interesting, they never use these magic powers for monetary reasons.

00:12:32.860 Are any of these Jews?

00:12:34.320 Because I feel like if it was a Jewish telepath, they would try to use this to like... 0.99

00:12:38.880 Yeah, it's George Soros.

00:12:40.580 Oh.

00:12:41.520 It's the first thing I did.

00:12:42.660 It's mind-controlling a large percentage of the population.

00:12:45.460 I googled her name, Kai Dickens, and I did an early life check.

00:12:49.160 Kike Dickens? 1.00

00:12:50.580 I wish.

00:12:51.480 And I couldn't find if she was Jewish or not, but I have suspicions. 0.57

00:12:54.500 I think that this is... 0.97

00:12:55.960 They're trying to tell us that these retarded kids are better than us. 1.00

00:13:00.280 Do you think the Indian one... 0.99

00:13:01.480 I don't think so.

00:13:01.860 I think they were like, his special telepathy power is they're like, what is this smell? 1.00

00:13:06.680 And every time he just says shit, that's all he can smell is just like smells of shit. 1.00

00:13:10.880 Doomsday Cracker say Clint is practically a middle-aged white woman. 1.00

00:13:16.560 I was going to say...

00:13:17.400 Oh my God, did you hear about the retarded children and the magical powers they have? 1.00

00:13:22.200 He's knowing when each other need to shit. 1.00

00:13:24.840 That's their telepathic power. 0.91

00:13:26.200 Have any of you actually listened to them?

00:13:28.240 No.

00:13:29.380 Okay.

00:13:29.720 No.

00:13:29.900 I didn't even know what to do about them themselves and just hear them go, parent two. 0.98

00:13:36.040 And then these serious scientists are going, oh my God, did you see what they just fucking did? 0.94

00:13:41.620 I don't want to play Uno against them. 0.97

00:13:43.460 Dear God, he cracked that.

00:13:44.700 Wait, was the...

00:13:45.480 They're like, duh.

00:13:47.020 Hold on.

00:13:47.660 Was one of the things actually like the whole like calculator?

00:13:50.820 Because I've seen Asian kids, no lie, like on like America's Got Talent, do the human calculator thing.

00:13:55.680 But they're doing...

00:13:56.320 It's not like 25 times 36.

00:13:58.000 The issue is that these people are non-communicative.

00:14:01.940 They cannot speak.

00:14:03.200 The majority of them can't speak. 1.00

00:14:04.660 So like they thought that these people were fucking basically brain dead. 0.99

00:14:08.420 And then they realized that these kids were able to communicate and communicate things that they should not know. 0.99

00:14:13.840 And they...

00:14:14.280 Look, I am the first to admit, this may very well be a con.

00:14:17.500 And if it is, I got, got.

00:14:20.000 But I've never even...

00:14:22.180 That's the first time I've seen video of what you're talking about.

00:14:24.640 I've only listened to them.

00:14:25.880 So I don't even know what I look like.

00:14:26.300 What if we unlocked an occultic door that shouldn't be open? 1.00

00:14:29.200 We granted fucking powers to retards. 1.00

00:14:32.160 Clint is usually like the most skeptical of all of us. 0.99

00:14:35.340 And he's not a skeptic of this.

00:14:37.140 No, I just said I'm skeptical.

00:14:38.240 I find that interesting.

00:14:39.220 I am...

00:14:39.880 I have a lot of thoughts about the telepathy tapes.

00:14:42.560 But I think that there is...

00:14:43.080 And they know them.

00:14:44.140 This is what I find so fascinating.

00:14:45.620 Top believes everything.

00:14:47.460 That's what I was saying.

00:14:48.360 He believes literally everything.

00:14:50.260 Yeah, but he's also right every time.

00:14:51.360 And then there's this one thing that's kind of woo-woo.

00:14:53.340 And Clint's like, isn't this interesting?

00:14:54.880 Is this a big...

00:14:55.540 Why isn't this a big story anymore? 1.00

00:14:57.180 And then Top goes, look at this fucking idiot. 1.00

00:15:00.940 Derek can't communicate nonverbal with cerebral palsy. 1.00

00:15:04.040 When I met Derek, I sat in the class with him and provided communication support.

00:15:09.640 Facilitators were doing this thinking they were giving people the ability to be able to communicate.

00:15:13.020 She looked at Derek and said, do you want me to tell them?

00:15:15.000 She said, yes.

00:15:15.840 We have made love.

00:15:17.280 Oh, yeah.

00:15:17.720 I've seen this.

00:15:18.760 And he said, you know, I've dreamed about this.

00:15:21.040 He was having conversations with herself. 0.99

00:15:22.960 Hannah is a pathological liar. 1.00

00:15:24.420 Broody. 1.00

00:15:25.400 I'm not guilty of that.

00:15:26.320 I know this.

00:15:26.900 This woman is a... 1.00

00:15:27.980 Dude, she's raping this dude. 1.00

00:15:29.860 That's the story. 0.99

00:15:31.000 No, I don't think she is.

00:15:32.360 I think she is.

00:15:33.700 Yeah.

00:15:33.960 So, there's a thing called assisted typing where they touch their hand and then they type like that because they need some sort of sensory input. 0.99

00:15:43.180 And that's what she was doing and she said that he consented to fucking her. 0.99

00:15:47.740 Right. 1.00

00:15:47.880 And at the time, I was like, huh, I don't believe this bitch. 1.00

00:15:50.860 I think she just fucked a retarded black guy. 1.00

00:15:53.560 I think she's... 1.00

00:15:54.480 Do you want me to suck your dick? 1.00

00:15:56.160 And then she grabs his hand and is like, Y-E-N. 1.00

00:16:01.260 Dude, usually I'm on the side of the, you know, those really hot teachers that are banging their 17-year-old students. 1.00

00:16:07.200 I'm like, she's...

00:16:08.380 Like, those women are heroes, basically. 1.00

00:16:10.380 They're heroines. 0.99

00:16:11.700 Or heroine. 1.00

00:16:12.820 But this woman, partially because she's an ugly bitch, but also because... 1.00

00:16:16.920 Dude, this is a fucking black retard with cerebral palsy. 1.00

00:16:20.900 You think he's going to be doing much better? 1.00

00:16:22.680 Well, I was about to ask, how do you get fucked by someone with cerebral palsy? 0.99

00:16:26.160 Can't they just, like... 0.99

00:16:27.020 It probably vibrates a lot.

00:16:29.860 So you're saying that I should meet up with this woman? 1.00

00:16:33.480 No, she's going to let her fuck me. 1.00

00:16:35.460 I honestly don't think she'd be interested. 1.00

00:16:37.400 You wouldn't either, Toad.

00:16:38.700 You're like...

00:16:39.260 You're the biggest... 1.00

00:16:41.700 You're not trying to get pussy. 1.00

00:16:42.940 Let's be real. 0.99

00:16:43.500 You're not trying to get pussy. 0.99

00:16:44.020 No, I'm not. 0.99

00:16:44.780 I skip it.

00:16:45.840 Yeah, you skip it. 1.00

00:16:46.560 Retarded black guys are the worst. 1.00

00:16:47.620 Thank you. 1.00

00:16:48.180 Because you're such a super mega Chad. 1.00

00:16:49.120 Black black guys are the worst. 1.00

00:16:49.840 You've been going your whole life not experiencing the love of a woman because you're so fucking cool. 1.00

00:16:54.140 That's just how I... 0.97

00:16:54.740 No, it's just how I live.

00:16:56.160 It's more that I'm afraid of it.

00:16:59.140 Yeah.

00:16:59.700 I get it.

00:17:00.320 I did that before the show to see how I'd react to you guys and it made me like you less for some reason.

00:17:07.040 I thought that I'd come here and be more chill, but I feel a little bit more aggro.

00:17:10.260 Wait, wait.

00:17:10.740 So when your sexual tension is taken away, so when you have sexual tension, you like us more? 1.00

00:17:17.960 Or do you want to fuck us? 1.00

00:17:19.160 Yeah, that's kind of what I'm getting at this. 1.00

00:17:21.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:21.460 I don't want to fuck all of you guys. 1.00

00:17:22.700 Or does this kind of get you going a little? 1.00

00:17:25.720 Or does this just kind of tease? 1.00

00:17:27.400 It's like after you just fuck and you're like, do I want to watch porn right now? 1.00

00:17:31.600 No. 1.00

00:17:32.060 Like, I don't.

00:17:32.800 Is that how you feel?

00:17:34.000 That happens. 0.64

00:17:34.560 Like, you're looking at us and you're just like, I don't even, like, we're your pornography. 0.99

00:17:38.400 Or for Cole, it happens because he's like, that blowjob didn't do anything. 0.99

00:17:41.160 I got to get off this now. 0.98

00:17:42.540 Those thoughts are for my wife.

00:17:44.920 You guys are my release, usually.

00:17:46.700 Wednesday night release.

00:17:48.040 Enjoy it because I am the hardest.

00:17:51.040 That's right.

00:17:51.360 But, so, you already got your release, so you don't need this anymore.

00:17:55.300 I feel like that.

00:17:56.540 I feel like that.

00:17:57.740 I told my wife, I said, should I even go down there, like, to do this?

00:18:03.080 I was like, oh my gosh.

00:18:04.400 Which, by the way, you remember?

00:18:05.740 I ask my wife that all the time, too.

00:18:07.540 I just came in her and go, should I even do this show now?

00:18:10.380 What are we doing here?

00:18:11.380 You just want to go to bed? 0.99

00:18:12.620 I'm fucking tired, man. 0.99

00:18:13.920 That would be great. 0.99

00:18:15.000 Just a brief tangent, given that Top insinuated that he has sexual attraction towards Cole.

00:18:21.900 What's interesting about Cole's body is that on any other stature, it'd be incredibly impressive.

00:18:28.140 But if you actually meet him, like, if you see the photo of him, if you see the photo of him, you're like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 0.96

00:18:35.100 But then when you meet him, you're like, oh, it's like having a fucking, it's like a Ferrari, but it's a, you know, it's a tyke bike. 0.99

00:18:41.700 Doesn't he kind of have short legs, too, so it kind of makes him look more comical? 0.96

00:18:45.880 Because, like, and I mean this sincerely, and I don't mean this as an insult, but if he was 6'3", that would be the best body you've ever seen.

00:18:53.880 At 5'6", it doesn't matter.

00:18:55.860 You know what I mean?

00:18:56.800 I'm 5'8".

00:18:57.760 No, not really.

00:18:58.940 Yes, I am.

00:19:01.900 He's like, but it does.

00:19:02.720 Dude, I've seen you.

00:19:03.600 You're 5'5".

00:19:04.500 Come on.

00:19:05.820 He's getting lower.

00:19:06.900 You're a smidge taller than him. 1.00

00:19:07.880 You're fucking chewing me down on my height. 0.99

00:19:09.540 Yeah, you were just, like, basically just a tiny bit taller than me, to be honest. 0.99

00:19:14.480 I agree.

00:19:14.720 It's like, he has the most unimpressive, impressive body that I've ever seen.

00:19:19.220 Right.

00:19:19.520 Right?

00:19:20.180 I don't know.

00:19:20.800 I don't know what y'all are talking about. 0.96

00:19:21.860 Cole's pretty goddamn cute. 0.95

00:19:23.400 No, he looks great there. 0.96

00:19:24.240 But if you see him in person, you'd be like, it's not doing anything for me.

00:19:28.500 Yeah.

00:19:29.140 But just because I'm shorter, like I'm technically average height.

00:19:33.080 Yeah.

00:19:33.620 You're just a dude.

00:19:34.660 Who cares?

00:19:35.860 Dime a dozen.

00:19:36.420 But that's why it makes it so great, because it's me versus Raven, because Raven's also

00:19:40.720 the same height.

00:19:42.840 Right.

00:19:43.060 Either maybe an inch taller.

00:19:43.520 Yeah, but he has like a Latin flair to him, you know?

00:19:46.300 Oh, yeah.

00:19:46.880 A little Casanova streak, you know?

00:19:49.860 Yeah.

00:19:50.760 It's insane that he would even consider challenging you.

00:19:53.920 Like, it would take him years.

00:19:54.460 I thought it was so weird.

00:19:55.100 He was out of left field, and he went so hard, and I was like, all right, this has basically

00:19:59.140 turned it on for me.

00:20:00.160 Like, I was already planning on...

00:20:01.320 It would take him years to catch up to you.

00:20:02.780 It was hard, and it turned you on, yeah.

00:20:03.780 Yeah, it was hard, and it turned me on, but I was like, I kind of want to talk about this

00:20:08.940 tonight.

00:20:09.240 I kind of wanted to bring him in, because I wanted to be able to pick his brain and be 1.00

00:20:12.600 like, what the fuck were you thinking? 0.99

00:20:14.300 I won't sleep on Raven, I'll be honest with you. 0.99

00:20:17.300 I think he like...

00:20:17.920 You could literally go to sleep until the competition you'd still win.

00:20:22.160 What is the goal of this competition?

00:20:25.360 I guess it's a body building.

00:20:27.500 I think he's just trying to look the sexiest is what it was, basically.

00:20:30.260 All right, when is it?

00:20:31.160 Tell the audience what's happening.

00:20:32.980 Oh, okay.

00:20:34.100 This is like, as far as I know, David was just like, at Bohemian Grove, he said, I'm going

00:20:41.400 to be more in shape and jacked and better looking than Cole does, and he was like, we'll have

00:20:48.540 a body building competition, and I said, okay. 1.00

00:20:53.880 He's fucked. 1.00

00:20:55.100 Cole is winning. 1.00

00:20:55.840 I don't know, don't sleep on him.

00:20:57.600 Tell us what you think.

00:20:58.400 Tell us your honest opinion, Cole, when you see this picture.

00:21:00.640 I said this, and I think I said it in our chat, what I said was, David can get very lean, and

00:21:06.820 I was like, and that's what he can get over me, because it's going to be harder for me

00:21:10.280 to get super lean, because I'm just not, like, it sucks for me.

00:21:13.240 He's not MMA, right?

00:21:14.360 Yeah, and he does that.

00:21:15.140 He's done the full-on, like, where he cuts down, like, really hard.

00:21:19.980 I was like, but I have him on muscle mass, so as far as, if I can get within 2% to 3%

00:21:24.820 of body fat of him, I'll smoke him, but I have to get, like, he's going to go so hard,

00:21:29.620 because he can get lean in three months, but...

00:21:32.660 Who are the judges?

00:21:34.020 That's why we were talking about today with Matthew Reif.

00:21:38.140 I'll judge.

00:21:39.040 I love looking at dudes' bodies.

00:21:40.500 I had a couple ideas.

00:21:42.500 One was...

00:21:43.020 Oh, my God.

00:21:43.440 We could totally make a competition of this.

00:21:44.840 It's like, who's cuter?

00:21:46.420 So, basically, what...

00:21:47.660 Why don't we have Milo Yiannopoulos, judge?

00:21:48.520 Oil up the boys in a non-gay way. 1.00

00:21:50.620 We go, who's cuter?

00:21:51.560 I honestly think we should have Milo Yiannopoulos judge this.

00:21:54.200 Well, it was Milo.

00:21:54.900 That's a great one. 0.89

00:21:55.780 It was kind of having a gay guy. 0.97

00:21:57.660 Someone said, do a blind man. 0.68

00:21:59.920 Well, Matt Reif said, somebody's blind, and they would be a judge, and he was just thinking

00:22:06.740 they wouldn't...

00:22:07.180 And I was like, oh, so they come up there, we're all oiled up, and they have to put their

00:22:10.580 hands on our bodies.

00:22:11.840 That'd be great.

00:22:12.360 And I said, maybe do a little side pot bet of, like, we all pop a Viagra before. 0.97

00:22:19.240 Whoever gets hard during the portion of the blind dude rubbing up, it's the gayest. 1.00

00:22:24.000 I got to interject here, because that is such a fucking great idea. 0.98

00:22:27.020 And if we don't do it, I'm going to be upset with you guys. 0.86

00:22:28.800 But the reason it's a great idea is that I fell in love with slash became addicted with

00:22:33.180 this Matan Evans kid last night, and I sent it to Top and David. 0.93

00:22:38.220 Yeah, no bullshit.

00:22:39.900 On YouTube, I binge-watched it, and he maintains this character. 0.98

00:22:44.420 He's this young kid.

00:22:46.180 If you could pull it up, someone pull up Matan Evans highlights best of. 0.98

00:22:49.460 He just treats his guests like absolute shit, and he's got these other guys that come in, 0.99

00:22:54.380 and they don't talk. 1.00

00:22:56.560 He's called Legion of Skanks once, right?

00:22:58.120 And he was like, just weird.

00:22:59.740 Yeah, and he tried to steal the headphones or something from Dave, whatever. 1.00

00:23:03.040 So he's just some annoying faggot, yeah. 1.00

00:23:04.620 Yeah, no, he's a lunatic. 1.00

00:23:05.740 But, like, they come up with these bits that are on the fly, just very, very, very funny. 0.86

00:23:10.900 And you never know what's going to work. 0.97

00:23:12.400 It's just like throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. 0.97

00:23:14.600 But I'm telling you, this idea that Cole just said, having a blind guy judge a bodybuilding contest, 0.99

00:23:20.060 you have to pop a Viagra, and if you get hard, you lose.

00:23:22.960 Like, come on.

00:23:23.980 It's one of the best ideas I've ever heard, actually.

00:23:25.540 But he's the judge, too. 1.00

00:23:28.140 Dude, and if one of you gets hard, then you have to fuck Milo. 1.00

00:23:33.540 He's not gay, though. 1.00

00:23:34.620 He's not gay anymore. 0.99

00:23:35.440 I heard.

00:23:35.980 No, he's straight now.

00:23:36.700 Sure, sure, sure, sure.

00:23:37.200 What are we looking at here?

00:23:38.560 Yeah, what's going on here?

00:23:39.340 What are we doing?

00:23:39.780 Are we looking at your post notifications?

00:23:42.360 That's top notifications.

00:23:43.340 Milo, Milo got a, Milo liked it, I guess, so.

00:23:46.360 Oh, okay.

00:23:47.120 I don't know what we're looking at.

00:23:48.040 Tyler was showing us something.

00:23:49.160 No, it was new post notifications, not even, like, a like.

00:23:53.000 Oh, is he just, like, flexing and, like, Milo likes something?

00:23:55.680 Oh, yeah, this is the one, he's the one that said.

00:23:58.360 Portage to ICE result in deportation.

00:23:59.860 Should they occasionally reward me with one of them?

00:24:02.260 You're reporting people to ICE?

00:24:03.780 I do that, yeah.

00:24:04.680 How often?

00:24:05.320 Whenever I can.

00:24:06.260 Like, I'm going to report your father after this podcast.

00:24:08.520 How will that work?

00:24:09.200 His citizenship.

00:24:10.040 For now.

00:24:10.740 Oh, you're going to rebuke it and then.

00:24:12.280 I'm not going to give away my secret.

00:24:13.660 But I don't get rewarded.

00:24:14.600 Right now, I'm just doing it for the country.

00:24:16.360 They can just give me the guy and then I'll work him. 0.99

00:24:19.220 I think you're in the wrong time period for that one.

00:24:21.260 When my report's to ICE.

00:24:22.760 My name is Ben.

00:24:23.460 When my report's to ICE.

00:24:24.100 Honestly, I find him incredibly annoying.

00:24:25.980 He looks like Sam Bankman freed or something.

00:24:28.640 What's up with him?

00:24:29.200 He's the one that asked Bradley Martin, he was like, if you're running a gym and a Jew comes 1.00

00:24:35.440 to you and says, I was promised a gym membership 4,000 years ago, would you let him enter your

00:24:40.100 gym?

00:24:42.720 He makes lots of Jew jokes. 0.86

00:24:45.960 He had Whitney Cummings on and he goes like, do you think that you are the funniest of all 0.92

00:24:51.380 transvestite comedians? 0.98

00:24:52.560 I understand Jose's knee-jerk reaction to say, I hate this kid. 0.98

00:24:59.480 I'm telling you, if you watch him for a while, you just start to love it.

00:25:02.540 It's like Top. 0.99

00:25:03.540 You hate him at first and you're like, oh, this is fucking genius. 0.99

00:25:05.720 It's like Stockholm Center. 0.98

00:25:06.320 Nobody hates me.

00:25:07.500 They love me.

00:25:08.140 They hate you.

00:25:08.680 No, I think a lot of people hate you at first.

00:25:09.940 Is it like between two ferns?

00:25:13.220 Dude, I read, I've been reading through the comments from my tinfoil hat that there was

00:25:17.000 one guy that like literally, because I mentioned, I name dropped you at the very end because

00:25:21.300 I plugged TopLobster.com and he goes, you had me up until the Top Lobster thing and it's

00:25:27.260 like, and I guess you got me for the whole thing, but yeah, no more.

00:25:31.360 And you're like, so it's like literally all, just, I don't know why this guy hates you,

00:25:34.780 but just like, he apparently enjoyed the entire episode, but then I mentioned your name. 1.00

00:25:39.240 He's like, fuck this guy. 1.00

00:25:41.360 So yeah, Top thinks he has no haters. 1.00

00:25:48.140 He does.

00:25:48.720 He just doesn't like, it doesn't even process.

00:25:51.120 I've got lots of haters and I, and I recognize that and I appreciate it.

00:25:53.740 But you just block them.

00:25:54.920 Yeah.

00:25:55.260 It doesn't make any sense to me.

00:25:56.440 I embrace it.

00:25:57.140 Like if someone hates me, I go, why would you hate? 0.79

00:25:58.900 I'm fucking awesome. 0.89

00:26:00.760 Clearly I'm the best. 0.96

00:26:02.580 I don't understand why you would even think that you must be, not even exist.

00:26:06.080 So yeah, it doesn't even like, it doesn't compute.

00:26:08.260 Like it's like, this does, it's like it just, like whenever.

00:26:10.380 This is a misunderstanding.

00:26:11.860 I'm pretty sure you like me.

00:26:12.900 This, this is where Top and Toad kind of have like a, like a link of this autism thing of

00:26:18.500 like, if I don't like get it, it doesn't exist or like, and I just like whatever.

00:26:23.340 No, actually that's a really good point because Top thinks everybody likes him and, and Toad

00:26:28.160 believes that everyone hates him and they're both right. 1.00

00:26:30.160 Everybody does like me, Clint. 1.00

00:26:30.800 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:26:31.540 Everybody does. 1.00

00:26:31.960 I'm trying to figure out.

00:26:34.240 I'm trying to figure out what you're even, what are you, what are you saying?

00:26:36.640 Cause the words that you're putting next to each other don't make any sense.

00:26:39.920 I'm saying that you guys are the same, but in the, in the inverse, you believe everyone

00:26:43.040 loves you and he believes everyone hates him.

00:26:44.900 Makes sense.

00:26:45.800 Toad, I know you were trying to get, someone was trying to set you up this week.

00:26:51.520 I believe it was Jeremy Kaufman.

00:26:53.940 Is that going to work out?

00:26:55.020 Did you, are you going to be falling in love with a, with a crunchy, homeless, progressive

00:27:01.500 chick? 0.95

00:27:01.820 Well, it's been rough. 1.00

00:27:05.280 God damn, he looks so much like that chick. 0.99

00:27:07.760 It's crazy. 1.00

00:27:08.540 Jeremy Kaufman was trying to set up, uh, Toad with, uh, Blackfire, whatever her name is.

00:27:14.080 Um, yeah.

00:27:14.920 Oh, it doesn't matter.

00:27:16.000 Don't give her your own name.

00:27:16.820 Exactly.

00:27:16.880 Or whatever.

00:27:17.560 Why?

00:27:17.900 But like, and like, he was really trying and I was like, and Toad.

00:27:20.780 Yeah, there'd be such a great match.

00:27:22.720 Oh my God. 1.00

00:27:23.440 Fuck no. 1.00

00:27:24.740 How do you spell Blackfire? 1.00

00:27:26.080 Now I got to know.

00:27:27.160 I don't know.

00:27:27.600 This is too inside baseball.

00:27:28.900 I don't like this.

00:27:29.400 I just thought it was interesting.

00:27:30.720 Okay.

00:27:31.300 I just thought it was interesting that Jeremy was like really trying.

00:27:34.280 Like we all know it's not going to happen just now because like.

00:27:36.340 Yeah, what a bizarre move.

00:27:37.080 He's doing it because he's trying to screw over Justin O'Donnell. 1.00

00:27:41.280 She's currently fucking. 1.00

00:27:42.320 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:27:42.480 I just, I'm like, let me see who this bitch is. 1.00

00:27:44.320 And I look and I'm like, she's blocked. 0.99

00:27:46.460 Yeah.

00:27:47.120 No.

00:27:47.780 She's insufferable. 1.00

00:27:49.300 She would be, I mean, she's not like too bad. 1.00

00:27:52.240 I mean, she's just kind of dumb. 1.00

00:27:53.400 But like, there's no way Toad could coexist with that. 1.00

00:27:55.680 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:27:56.280 And he can't, you can't fix shit. 1.00

00:27:58.260 No. 1.00

00:27:58.620 So, no.

00:27:59.440 Not her.

00:28:00.000 You ain't fix it.

00:28:00.840 You got to get what you're getting.

00:28:02.700 You don't fix nothing.

00:28:03.260 Well, the thing is, I don't think either can fix each other.

00:28:05.980 And that's what he needs.

00:28:07.240 No, this is poison, dude.

00:28:08.560 Look at this.

00:28:09.000 Yeah, dude.

00:28:09.460 I know.

00:28:09.880 But Toad is poison. 1.00

00:28:11.240 This woman destroys you. 1.00

00:28:13.000 Toxicity. 0.99

00:28:13.620 Destroys you.

00:28:14.880 No, no. 0.99

00:28:15.700 But Toad needs somebody that is like poison. 0.95

00:28:18.600 Because Toad is also poison.

00:28:20.120 No, a non-poisonous Toad.

00:28:20.580 So it's too poisonous. 0.99

00:28:20.680 I mean, I guess a poison would get his dick wet and he would get him in the game at least, 0.99

00:28:25.140 you know? 0.99

00:28:25.580 It's like firefighting fire.

00:28:27.580 And it's just because like, I gave the story in the pre-show about Toad leaving his own

00:28:31.820 chat because of a misunderstanding that was his fault.

00:28:34.720 And he did it the whole time.

00:28:36.260 He just completely like ignored it.

00:28:38.880 That wing of the party genuinely believes that Toad's a fascist.

00:28:41.240 I love it.

00:28:42.080 Yeah, I love it too.

00:28:43.180 I embrace it.

00:28:43.840 I mean, that would make it quite the power couple if he pulled that off because she was

00:28:48.700 like the anti-him in that realm.

00:28:52.860 At this point, I'm just like, yeah.

00:28:54.040 And they legit think he's a fascist. 1.00

00:28:54.880 That fucking Jeremiah faggot. 1.00

00:28:57.700 He's like, this is evil. 1.00

00:29:00.720 Hey, Top, what's this?

00:29:02.000 I hear about something in you and Lewis.

00:29:04.120 I see everyone in the chat talking about it.

00:29:06.180 What's that about?

00:29:07.740 I don't know.

00:29:08.100 They're lying.

00:29:08.640 I don't know what they're talking about.

00:29:09.140 Oh, they're lying?

00:29:09.880 Okay.

00:29:10.400 All right.

00:29:10.720 I didn't know if you guys were finally going to argue about Jamaica.

00:29:12.380 I just had an epiphany.

00:29:13.860 I've never been able to envision Toad with a woman, right? 1.00

00:29:17.000 And now I thought about it and I was like, I could see him with some hood bitch, like 1.00

00:29:21.960 some black chick. 1.00

00:29:23.720 Yeah. 0.58

00:29:24.480 How?

00:29:25.280 What? 1.00

00:29:25.480 A little fat ass. 1.00

00:29:26.220 I'm being totally honest. 1.00

00:29:27.340 You look like a dude who would be with a black chick. 0.98

00:29:30.080 Well, yeah, I look like Tom Woods, right? 0.99

00:29:32.820 No.

00:29:33.800 What?

00:29:34.400 What? 1.00

00:29:35.100 No, you look like a dude who would be with a black chick. 1.00

00:29:37.440 Not a fat chick, a black chick, you dumb bitch. 1.00

00:29:40.760 Well, they both have big asses. 1.00

00:29:42.740 I'm very confused. 1.00

00:29:43.160 It's the same thing. 1.00

00:29:44.000 He's such a bad bitch. 1.00

00:29:44.840 Tom Woods has like black dude energy. 1.00

00:29:48.620 You know what I mean?

00:29:49.680 Oh, that's...

00:29:50.220 But you don't.

00:29:51.300 Top has made this declaration many times.

00:29:53.680 But you don't. 1.00

00:29:54.320 Yeah, Tom Woods is a nigger. 1.00

00:29:55.540 Everybody says that. 1.00

00:29:58.000 Everybody says that.

00:29:58.520 No one got this reference.

00:30:00.360 And I actually kind of got it, but I just was going to let you sit with it.

00:30:03.380 Dude, it's so funny.

00:30:04.800 It's like he tried to relate it.

00:30:06.220 And it was like, there's no relation.

00:30:07.460 Because we're talking about you. 0.97

00:30:08.580 Like, you're going to be with a black chick. 1.00

00:30:10.040 I don't want to talk about me. 1.00

00:30:10.960 Black dudes don't deal with black chicks. 1.00

00:30:13.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:30:13.840 Exactly.

00:30:14.200 So, no, it's not like Tom Woods. 0.99

00:30:16.660 I'm saying you look like a dude that would be dating a black chick. 0.99

00:30:19.440 Do you understand what I'm saying? 0.99

00:30:20.700 I really don't.

00:30:21.880 I don't get it.

00:30:22.060 Okay, well, what I'm saying is very clear, and it's true.

00:30:25.360 I understand what you're saying, but I don't understand why. 0.91

00:30:27.560 There's two types of white guys that date black chicks. 1.00

00:30:30.880 One is like the- 0.98

00:30:31.820 Wiggers. 1.00

00:30:32.700 Wiggers. 1.00

00:30:33.300 So, super, not like a Clint wigger. 1.00

00:30:35.300 It's more like the kind of almost homeless wigger. 1.00

00:30:37.900 Like the guy you see outside of like a 7-Eleven type of wigger. 1.00

00:30:40.460 Yeah, yeah. 0.93

00:30:41.260 You're exactly right.

00:30:42.120 Yes, that's one.

00:30:43.460 The second one is the toe type, which is like the short, fat, bald man that just wants-

00:30:49.240 Where's the hoodie?

00:30:50.380 Yeah.

00:30:50.920 Where's the-

00:30:51.260 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:51.940 It's the-

00:30:53.160 Oh, what's that?

00:30:54.880 Oh, well, maybe that's not the right one.

00:30:57.000 But then he wears a fitted cap to be down with the culture.

00:31:00.460 Yeah.

00:31:00.620 He goes to the cookouts, but he stays real quiet.

00:31:02.720 This one's not gaming chair.

00:31:04.100 He goes to the cookouts.

00:31:05.680 He doesn't even eat the food.

00:31:06.720 He brings his own food because he's scared.

00:31:08.640 I kind of want to talk about this.

00:31:10.020 Maybe somebody could clarify, but I just-

00:31:12.320 I didn't read.

00:31:13.260 I did not look up anything about it. 0.53

00:31:14.900 I assume it's a black person.

00:31:17.000 No, it was a white guy.

00:31:17.900 I'm pretty sure.

00:31:19.300 Sorry.

00:31:19.600 So how does this go down?

00:31:20.960 What does this mean? 0.99

00:31:21.640 He said, yo, shoot me. 1.00

00:31:22.760 It's a white guy. 1.00

00:31:24.040 Brad Keith Sigmund.

00:31:25.880 Or we're supposed to guess how this went down.

00:31:28.420 So my read on this, because I sent this to somebody else a while ago, whenever it first

00:31:34.340 happened, and I was like with the new-

00:31:35.940 It's happened on March 7th.

00:31:37.340 I'm putting it in the private chat right now.

00:31:38.880 That's like five days ago.

00:31:40.820 Long time.

00:31:41.580 That's a long time in a news cycle.

00:31:43.000 For the audio listeners, it's Breaking 911.

00:31:45.300 It says, breaking a South Carolina man is executed by firing squad, the first U.S. prisoner

00:31:49.180 killed by this method in 15 years.

00:31:51.580 I just put it in the chat.

00:31:53.080 So my thought was, okay, so with the new way, I was like, does the military do the firing

00:32:01.720 squad?

00:32:02.340 What?

00:32:02.520 Wait, so you think this is legitimately a military function, that they wouldn't-

00:32:09.140 Do you want to actually know how they do it?

00:32:11.140 Someone's got to do it.

00:32:12.200 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:32:12.680 I mean, someone does.

00:32:13.180 Is the military the one that carries out the firing squad?

00:32:16.060 That's to me, that's what it would be.

00:32:17.060 It wouldn't be a bunch of cops?

00:32:18.180 Like cops?

00:32:18.640 I think it's the prison.

00:32:19.460 I would think it would be the judicial system of whatever given realm, whether it's federal

00:32:24.200 or state or whatever.

00:32:24.640 The judicial system doesn't mean anything.

00:32:26.340 Who are you talking about?

00:32:26.960 It says he was strapped to a chair.

00:32:27.940 It's not like a judge who's going to get up there and shoot him. 0.99

00:32:29.680 Hard, pipe-laying niggas. 1.00

00:32:30.820 That's it.

00:32:30.980 It says he was strapped to a chair and three people-

00:32:33.340 Can I just be like, I volunteer to be the front of the firing squad? 0.95

00:32:36.960 I will be a hard, pipe-laying niggas. 1.00

00:32:39.700 It's like, yeah. 0.95

00:32:40.760 We should bring the firing squad back.

00:32:42.100 Can we bring our own guns or do you provide the guns?

00:32:44.660 Do I need to-

00:32:45.340 Can I do like a bat?

00:32:46.520 That seems fun. 0.61

00:32:47.880 This dude murdered his ex-girlfriend's parents, I believe.

00:32:52.040 Can we just like have a bunch of different guns?

00:32:54.580 Like it's almost like a shooting race.

00:32:55.720 Like one guy just brings a shotgun, but it's like filled with beanbag rounds. 0.99

00:32:58.520 So it just fucking hurts. 0.97

00:32:59.420 Like swing, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine. 0.95

00:33:02.840 Because I was asking, if it's the military, I can imagine that they would try to DEI it 1.00

00:33:07.940 because a lot of the military is like fucking faggy and full of women now. 1.00

00:33:11.080 And having women on the firing squad is funny to me 1.00

00:33:14.360 because either one, they won't hit anything, so they'll miss the guy.

00:33:17.600 Or two, if they do hit them, they'll have PTSD about it.

00:33:21.320 What a ham-fisted way to get women into this situation. 1.00

00:33:24.200 You're like, well, let me, military.

00:33:26.860 Now they're going to be out there very DEI.

00:33:28.540 Now women. 0.99

00:33:29.660 Yes, because I think that's a funny scenario is having women on the firing squad. 1.00

00:33:33.600 They wouldn't kill the guy.

00:33:34.580 It's just a ham-fisted way to get there from here.

00:33:37.160 Well, I was thinking possibly if it is the military and they're like-

00:33:40.360 Look, just to cut you off on this joke that's going nowhere.

00:33:45.600 I thought it was hilarious.

00:33:47.360 It's not.

00:33:48.040 It's not.

00:33:48.340 I'm going to stop you right there.

00:33:49.700 The military could not be used because that would be a violation of posse cometage.

00:33:54.360 You'd be using the military on the American people. 1.00

00:33:55.960 You dumb bitch. 1.00

00:33:56.400 That'd be a really bad idea. 1.00

00:33:58.420 Posse cometage, you stupid fuck. 1.00

00:34:02.380 Hit me with that cometage. 1.00

00:34:04.140 Jose is so high, I don't even know if he can function right now.

00:34:06.900 But I would imagine, I was going to say National Guard, but it's probably not National Guard.

00:34:10.600 It's probably like, I don't know, Sheriff's Office or something.

00:34:12.880 I don't know.

00:34:13.820 How many guns were there?

00:34:15.760 15, didn't it say?

00:34:16.540 It's the state.

00:34:17.160 It's the South Carolina-

00:34:18.240 Parks and Rec.

00:34:19.580 South Carolina judicial system or whatever.

00:34:22.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:24.000 It's much more dignified to do cocaine.

00:34:26.180 They just bring in Ron Swanson to do it.

00:34:30.260 No, but the way they actually did this is they strapped him to a chair, almost like the electric chair.

00:34:34.940 And they had three people fire from a close distance right into his chest.

00:34:39.900 Nice.

00:34:40.180 That's how they did it.

00:34:41.020 What I've always heard-

00:34:41.960 And they put a hood over his face.

00:34:43.080 What I've heard is that when they do a firing squad, one person have a blank.

00:34:46.840 So you don't have to have PTSD because you can assume that you weren't the one that killed him.

00:34:50.520 But that's what's really funny to me is that if there was still a woman, they would give the woman the blank, and she would still get PTSD from it.

00:34:57.540 And then she would try to get compensation. 0.99

00:35:06.340 Is your angle here that women are stupid because they would still feel guilt for being possibly part of the death of a man? 1.00

00:35:13.280 If I had to do that, I would have PTSD. 1.00

00:35:15.360 No, listen.

00:35:15.760 Listen, the woman would make an execution about herself. 1.00

00:35:21.840 The woman would make the execution about herself. 1.00

00:35:23.840 You know it would be true.

00:35:25.120 Like, they would be the executioner, and they would be like, here's my story.

00:35:28.320 You think you could take on that task and have no-

00:35:32.620 Like, you just go home back to your family and nothing even happened?

00:35:35.480 Yeah, 100%.

00:35:36.380 You feel like you need to talk about it.

00:35:38.060 Like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:35:38.800 Cole needs to make this about himself.

00:35:41.000 He took part in killing a man.

00:35:41.440 Water off the duck's back, baby. 0.99

00:35:42.780 And now he has to make this all about himself. 0.95

00:35:44.680 Do you think you could wake up every day and just go kill a man and come back home and have no problem? 0.83

00:35:49.560 I'd be talking to Matt.

00:35:50.520 I'd be like, where do you want to get some lunch after this, buddy? 0.97

00:35:52.160 You're supposed to, but I can just fucking pull the lever, dude. 1.00

00:35:55.080 Dude, you're a lunatic. 1.00

00:35:58.300 You're like, only women would have a problem killing a man. 1.00

00:36:01.680 I'm not saying people don't have problems. 0.90

00:36:03.320 I can't believe that's the angle of the joke there.

00:36:04.940 We were supposed to survive the premise the whole way through.

00:36:07.260 Like, no male soldier has ever had PTSD.

00:36:09.940 Never, never, never had.

00:36:10.840 I had to dissect your joke to make it funny because what was funny was that you thought we would assume the premise.

00:36:16.260 Listen, the group chat I sent it to thought it was very funny, so I thought I was way ahead here.

00:36:23.540 What group chat is that?

00:36:24.880 Power Game group chat?

00:36:26.420 No.

00:36:27.040 No.

00:36:27.240 Because y'all don't respond to anything I said.

00:36:28.560 No.

00:36:28.740 That's right.

00:36:29.900 Well, say something funny.

00:36:30.800 Cry me a river about that.

00:36:32.580 Cry me.

00:36:34.900 Yeah.

00:36:35.780 I still respond to the things you post.

00:36:37.780 It's just Top that doesn't respond.

00:36:39.960 Top is just, I mean, the volume he's doing is absolutely, like, it was so funny. 0.73

00:36:44.360 Because before he said he was, he just had sex, he came in, and his voice was completely different.

00:36:49.840 Like, he had been crying, and we just thought, like, the volume of podcasts. 0.97

00:36:53.520 I said, I just had sex, right? 0.96

00:36:55.120 Yeah, but then you told me, you were like, I just had sex, though. 0.88

00:36:57.060 And we were like, oh, that makes sense.

00:36:57.320 Which means I was crying.

00:36:58.420 So, yeah, obviously this answers itself.

00:37:02.560 You ever cry during sex?

00:37:03.880 Anybody?

00:37:04.940 No.

00:37:05.320 Yeah.

00:37:05.960 No.

00:37:08.920 Only the telepathy tapes, Clint.

00:37:10.520 I did not cry during the telepathy tapes, you lied.

00:37:14.380 I cried.

00:37:14.840 I know you did.

00:37:16.060 I cried during Carl Bacon.

00:37:17.780 This is a funny, this is also a funny thing, though.

00:37:19.980 The transfiring squad is funny, because they would just turn the rifles on themselves. 0.93

00:37:23.880 Ah, yeah.

00:37:25.360 If I was on death row, I would absolutely order transfiring squads and just pray. 1.00

00:37:31.800 Just pray that they kill themselves first. 1.00

00:37:33.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:34.700 What would be, by the way, what would be your death row meal?

00:37:36.880 Last meal.

00:37:37.640 What would you get?

00:37:38.080 Eggs Benedict and baby back ribs. 1.00

00:37:41.640 Pussy. 1.00

00:37:43.420 No, I like that. 1.00

00:37:44.400 That's not bad. 1.00

00:37:47.560 Toad's last meal would be having sex. 1.00

00:37:50.260 I'll take some pussy. 1.00

00:37:51.540 My last meal would be pussy. 1.00

00:37:52.580 I'm not going to skip it this time. 1.00

00:37:56.740 What would my last meal be?

00:37:58.820 Pizza.

00:37:59.620 Some type of pizza.

00:38:00.980 Like New York style pizza? 1.00

00:38:02.460 Like you'd be like, let me go back and get some fucking. 0.99

00:38:05.520 Whatever the best pizza is. 1.00

00:38:06.760 One good slice of pizza.

00:38:08.320 That's your last meal.

00:38:08.540 I'm not trying to die on a full stomach.

00:38:10.900 Mark Vestibule, Toad.

00:38:12.520 You hear the music.

00:38:13.480 Yeah.

00:38:13.880 Mark Vestibule.

00:38:16.080 Every Thursday, my wife and I drive almost two hours to look after our grandkids.

00:38:20.780 Tower Gang is always first on the menu, and my wife hates it. 1.00

00:38:24.080 She insists that it is immature garbage, and it is a waste of everyone's time. 0.99

00:38:29.180 It is. 1.00

00:38:29.400 She thinks I'm retarded for submitting mailbags. 1.00

00:38:32.000 You are. 0.99

00:38:32.320 And says Toad, and then it just cuts off.

00:38:36.840 Oh, man.

00:38:37.580 They were cooking.

00:38:39.220 Toad can't be real.

00:38:40.440 Toad can't be real.

00:38:41.180 Could you all give Mrs. Vestibule a shout out for being such a sweetheart? 1.00

00:38:49.120 Putting up with this.

00:38:51.240 This is some abuse.

00:38:52.500 Okay.

00:38:53.000 We love you, Mrs. Vestibule.

00:38:54.720 You're the best.

00:38:55.400 Mrs. Vestibule, yeah. 0.99

00:38:56.340 You're a sweetheart for putting up with it, and you also suck for not liking it. 0.98

00:38:59.800 Putting up hearts to you. 0.98

00:39:01.420 Well, Mrs. Vestibule, I want you to understand this.

00:39:03.640 From my heart to yours.

00:39:05.360 Your husband is the biggest fan of a podcast.

00:39:08.320 There's not very many people out there.

00:39:10.180 He's elite.

00:39:11.040 Everybody knows who he is.

00:39:12.820 And each podcast has the number one fan.

00:39:14.340 He's a mover and shaker in these realms.

00:39:16.540 He's the number one fan of a podcast that has at least over 100 views per video.

00:39:20.720 He will be part of a lore of something big at some point, you know?

00:39:25.160 He's forever in the lore, yeah.

00:39:26.720 Yeah.

00:39:27.540 He's there.

00:39:28.160 And so you should be proud of that.

00:39:29.540 That's your husband. 0.98

00:39:29.840 He's like the spank me, kiss me, spit on me, whatever guy. 0.99

00:39:33.400 That's like what he is. 0.95

00:39:34.520 Champagne?

00:39:35.360 Yeah.

00:39:35.720 He's our RPC.

00:39:39.440 Who's more likely to be real?

00:39:41.240 Mark Vestibule's wife or Jose's wife? 0.87

00:39:44.480 Oh.

00:39:45.300 Oh, definitely Vestibule's.

00:39:47.320 Yeah, probably so. 0.99

00:39:48.920 Does she have fucking convulsions every eight weeks? 1.00

00:39:53.480 I don't think so. 0.99

00:39:54.100 When we have a big event.

00:39:54.780 Yeah, does she?

00:39:55.840 Mark, when we have a big event.

00:39:57.180 Can't make it.

00:39:57.700 Only when my cover is about to be blown.

00:40:01.000 Jose is actually the fad of all of us. 1.00

00:40:03.740 I'm surprised that Jose hasn't pulled out the excuse, like, the bitch is on the rag again. 1.00

00:40:08.820 Can't show up. 0.99

00:40:09.380 Sorry, guys.

00:40:09.900 I can't believe he hasn't pulled out. 0.97

00:40:11.300 She's on her period or some shit like that. 0.99

00:40:13.760 Because would I be retarded? 1.00

00:40:15.580 She's making up excuses. 1.00

00:40:17.640 That'd be dog shit. 1.00

00:40:18.800 Well, because after the third time, she had another fucking convulsion. 1.00

00:40:22.300 I mean, a seizure you can use over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. 0.99

00:40:27.220 That's true.

00:40:28.320 Not saying I am using it, but you can.

00:40:31.600 That's what I thought.

00:40:32.400 How many times can you use a seizure, Toad?

00:40:33.880 I mean, it's pretty infinite, yeah.

00:40:35.700 Yeah, all the time.

00:40:38.660 I've only done it twice, though.

00:40:40.080 Wait, Toad.

00:40:40.740 Have you ever used a seizure as an excuse to get out of something?

00:40:44.100 He uses maladies as excuses for interesting stories.

00:40:49.180 Interesting is very loose.

00:40:51.360 Yeah, I know.

00:40:51.900 They're not even good stories at that.

00:40:53.560 He thinks they are, but.

00:40:55.420 Well, these things happen to me, and I don't know.

00:40:57.860 I think maybe you guys don't think it's funny because you guys enjoy bad things happening to me.

00:41:02.340 That's from what I've seen.

00:41:03.500 That's actually basically what my wife is. 1.00

00:41:05.540 Now, Ron, you actually kind of nailed it.

00:41:07.900 You have seen my wife that is basically my wife. 1.00

00:41:11.160 That sounds about right.

00:41:12.580 She's not quite Latina. 1.00

00:41:13.620 She's white as fuck, but everything else is pretty damn straight on. 1.00

00:41:16.420 She's Latina in spirit. 1.00

00:41:18.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:18.980 She's got fat ass. 1.00

00:41:22.980 Chloe, what are you trying to share here? 1.00

00:41:26.020 You can just pull it up if you want.

00:41:28.840 Or are we still doing mailbag?

00:41:29.800 I hear the song.

00:41:33.060 Are you refusing to acknowledge mailbag?

00:41:35.360 Is that what this is? 0.99

00:41:36.300 Yeah, I mean, I've been doing that faggot either, though. 1.00

00:41:40.640 Yeah, this is kind of. 0.99

00:41:41.500 Yeah, you know what?

00:41:42.180 This isn't good content.

00:41:43.780 Never mind.

00:41:43.980 Well, I thought it was interesting that you were invited on Pierce Morgan.

00:41:46.500 You told him to kick rocks because you didn't want to defend Andrew Tate.

00:41:49.400 Yeah.

00:41:50.220 You're just. 1.00

00:41:50.920 That faggot. 1.00

00:41:52.360 It wasn't even that I didn't. 1.00

00:41:53.920 Like, they wanted me to argue his innocence, and I was like, I don't know the dude.

00:41:57.600 Yeah.

00:41:58.320 How am I supposed to?

00:41:59.080 Oh, for sure.

00:41:59.780 For sure.

00:42:01.480 I've seen his videos.

00:42:03.300 I put my reputation on this thing I've mildly looked into.

00:42:07.420 The angle is that they have no evidence against it, and that it's being done by Israel.

00:42:11.880 That's what you should have done.

00:42:13.240 Well, yeah, I could take that angle, but they wanted me to take the, I don't know, affirmative on innocence.

00:42:18.260 And I was like, yo, I can't do that.

00:42:22.100 I've never had a seizure or sex during a seizure.

00:42:25.700 Okay, guys.

00:42:26.560 All right.

00:42:27.180 Everyone has that.

00:42:28.120 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:42:29.780 Yeah.

00:42:30.260 Ha, ha.

00:42:30.600 You should have done it, Clint.

00:42:31.720 I don't know why you didn't do it.

00:42:35.080 It would have been fun.

00:42:36.460 It would have been, but you're not, I don't think you're mean enough.

00:42:38.520 You're not, like, you have to develop your meanness.

00:42:41.360 Yeah.

00:42:41.940 No, I agree with that.

00:42:43.080 I don't think he had to be mean, though.

00:42:44.440 I know.

00:42:45.540 I think on Piers Morgan, you're, like, you kind of, it's basically, like, the Jerry Springer of political shows.

00:42:52.800 I think you made the right choice, honestly, holding off.

00:42:56.100 I don't know.

00:42:56.800 I think this was, like, kind of a no-win.

00:42:58.700 I mean, the kind of content that Misfit Faggot puts out, it's like, I don't know, what would you get out of this? 1.00

00:43:04.340 Some faggoty little, you know, tiff online. 1.00

00:43:07.400 You're better off going, like, nah, and then now, you know, he keeps you in mind for something else later. 0.99

00:43:11.780 Well, let's say, as long as it, like, it can loop back, and, like, you get another, like, they go, like, hey, here's the, come on.

00:43:18.900 We know, Clint, he said no with grace.

00:43:22.180 He was a sweetheart.

00:43:23.260 Yeah, I did.

00:43:23.940 I said, thank you very much.

00:43:25.640 I'm honored, but I'd prefer a different topic.

00:43:28.140 All right, so here's the interaction.

00:43:30.280 I say I was honored to get the person in, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:32.560 I didn't want to do it. 0.99

00:43:33.460 And then this fucking queer, who I didn't even mention, by the way, chimes in, it was a smart move not showing up. 1.00

00:43:38.280 I would have embarrassed you. 1.00

00:43:39.840 I said, glad you recovered from that gravel pit scrum with Bryce, and you'll be easy to bait fodder for the next year or two.

00:43:44.620 Go grab your eyeliner in a shine box.

00:43:46.520 He says, you just openly admitted to being afraid to debate me.

00:43:49.160 You already took the L, bruh.

00:43:50.380 And I was like, that's not what happened.

00:43:52.340 I said, your reading comprehension is as bad as your debate skills.

00:43:54.760 The only place you'd scare someone is in a buffet liner at a bathhouse.

00:43:57.480 And then we went back and forth a little bit more. 0.98

00:43:59.720 Read the OP, Dumb Dumb.

00:44:00.700 I'm happy to bait you on the topic that matters. 0.94

00:44:02.280 I'll leave the tabloid stuff to you.

00:44:03.500 You're legitimately the worst political commentator on the planet.

00:44:05.380 I don't think you have any sincerely held principles at all, but I'm happy to embarrass you again. 0.66

00:44:08.900 So, anyways, this is the guy.

00:44:11.980 And I think if it was top.

00:44:15.460 Yeah, okay.

00:44:16.500 I think if it was.

00:44:17.360 No, okay.

00:44:17.940 All right, fine.

00:44:19.740 I mean, I know you're going to try and argue to irritate me, and that's fine. 1.00

00:44:23.280 I think if it was you, Top, I would say absolutely, because your reputation is like already dog shit. 0.99

00:44:28.820 So just go for it. 0.99

00:44:29.920 Defend and agitate.

00:44:30.500 They just be like, I am 100%.

00:44:33.320 I would put my firstborn on the line that Andrew Tate did not traffic women.

00:44:38.620 He never did anything bad.

00:44:40.480 It would be great.

00:44:41.160 It would have been amazing.

00:44:41.980 Andrew Tate trafficked my daughter if he was an actual human trafficker.

00:44:46.860 I bet Andrew trafficked me, man.

00:44:48.600 I'm just saying, like, this guy, he totally did out, like, out alpha you.

00:44:52.700 It was, it's kind of crazy.

00:44:53.980 And then he showed up.

00:44:55.100 I don't know if. 1.00

00:44:57.220 He's like, that's right, fucking big dog. 1.00

00:44:59.140 Say the fuck out in my territory. 1.00

00:45:03.000 Which, by the way, then Josie interjects, and she says, all right, let's fucking have you guys debate. 0.99

00:45:07.140 And I go, okay. 0.97

00:45:08.020 And then homeboy goes radio silent for the next 48 hours. 0.99

00:45:10.900 That's pretty Chad shit right there. 0.99

00:45:12.720 Pretty alpha. 0.99

00:45:14.120 That's pretty alpha. 1.00

00:45:15.560 Because he fucking kicks down the fucking doors. 1.00

00:45:19.120 He says, you fucking faggot. 1.00

00:45:20.220 You won't debate me. 1.00

00:45:21.500 And he fucking offers debate crickets. 1.00

00:45:23.640 Fucking Chad is fucked, dude. 1.00

00:45:25.120 Well, I think the whole, like, debate me from the beginning is never alpha. 1.00

00:45:29.380 I don't think when you go, like, you didn't debate me. 0.98

00:45:32.060 I think, like, when you go, like, you didn't debate me, that's immediate, like, fucking cut. 0.98

00:45:35.820 That's right. 1.00

00:45:36.200 I didn't faggot. 1.00

00:45:37.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:37.380 It's like, yeah.

00:45:38.360 I think the words are useless.

00:45:39.640 I'll fight you.

00:45:40.480 The problem is he comes in going, oh, you're afraid to debate me.

00:45:43.720 I go, okay, let's debate.

00:45:45.060 And then he goes, never mind.

00:45:47.000 It's like, well, all right, dude.

00:45:49.440 I don't know what else to say.

00:45:50.620 I just sent him an invite link to the show right now.

00:45:53.220 So.

00:45:54.100 Oh, that'd be great.

00:45:55.920 That sounds like the worst, honestly.

00:45:58.180 Have him in instead of Milo.

00:46:00.580 Even though Milo has said multiple times he would come on our show.

00:46:03.540 The best part is that the Misfit Patriot, dude. 0.99

00:46:07.300 His mother died the night before he was on Piers Morgan.

00:46:13.180 Did he?

00:46:13.720 Are you serious? 1.00

00:46:14.820 I shit you not. 1.00

00:46:15.480 You're pretty awful, Clint. 1.00

00:46:17.140 No, no, no. 0.98

00:46:17.640 That's not the point I'm making.

00:46:19.340 I'm not saying it's great that his mom died.

00:46:21.320 What is wrong with you, dude?

00:46:22.340 You're high.

00:46:22.720 You're high.

00:46:22.920 Stop it.

00:46:23.540 I'm saying it's great that.

00:46:24.500 Why would you say that about him?

00:46:25.520 I know we don't like him, but, like, that's his mom.

00:46:27.940 I'm always like, let me take a shovel, pour the last little dirt on my mom's grave,

00:46:31.320 and then let me hop on this internet debate scene. 0.98

00:46:33.680 And it's, like, fucking insane. 0.99

00:46:36.180 Insane behavior. 0.99

00:46:38.000 I like the behavior.

00:46:39.320 I personally do enjoy what he's done with himself.

00:46:43.360 Here we go.

00:46:43.460 Top has taken perennial heel status now. 1.00

00:46:45.840 Top on the show, faggot. 1.00

00:46:49.060 Dude, he'll fucking do it, too. 1.00

00:46:51.600 Everyone tag him. 0.99

00:46:53.000 Everyone tag him.

00:46:54.100 It's all right.

00:46:54.700 God, I don't want to be here.

00:46:55.960 Why would you do this? 1.00

00:46:57.660 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00

00:46:59.700 I don't want nothing to do with him. 0.99

00:47:00.900 He's going to try to come in here and seriously talk.

00:47:03.260 Can we only ask him questions about his mother?

00:47:06.260 Oh, yeah.

00:47:07.340 That's what we should do.

00:47:08.080 Can we ask him to explain words, he says?

00:47:10.620 Like, he says, just ask him to be like, what's that word mean?

00:47:13.420 No, no, no.

00:47:14.020 I think the mother route would just be like, do you think she would have loved your Pierce

00:47:17.420 Morgan?

00:47:18.600 I don't think we should go for the mom thing off the bed. 0.99

00:47:20.740 That's pretty fucking below the belt. 0.92

00:47:22.740 Everybody in the chat, go to Twitter and tag this guy right now and let him know to check 0.98

00:47:27.740 his DMs because, yeah, it would be fun to put him on the show just for like five minutes

00:47:31.660 or something.

00:47:32.660 I want to talk with him.

00:47:33.640 I want to see how he operates, see where his brain's at.

00:47:37.200 I want to ask him why he did that to my boy, why he just completely gorilla alpha mailed 0.64

00:47:43.600 my boy like that.

00:47:44.920 Yeah, why would he alpha me like that?

00:47:46.460 Is that your mom's dying wish that you become alpha male Clint Russell?

00:47:51.120 Is that your mom's dying wish?

00:47:52.740 Was she on the deathbed and she was like, there's this guy online that I want you to

00:47:56.600 take care of, boy.

00:47:58.220 She left him all her eyeliner.

00:48:02.260 Oh, that's not nice, guys. 1.00

00:48:05.800 All right, fucking mailbag. 0.99

00:48:06.900 What's our next question, Toad? 1.00

00:48:08.360 We need Clint to bring it to moms. 1.00

00:48:09.980 What the fuck? 0.99

00:48:10.540 Greg Bunga, if Toad and Clint switched bodies, I think we've done this before, right? 0.99

00:48:15.740 Could Clint turn Toad into a success before Toad manages to crash and burn everything that

00:48:20.140 Clint has?

00:48:20.940 That's even, I think this, we kind of had this one, but it was like going to their life.

00:48:24.180 It was fighting oriented.

00:48:26.120 No, this is more like, could you?

00:48:27.360 Oh, I think maybe it was either fighting or like, what would you do with their day?

00:48:29.920 But this is great.

00:48:30.520 So like, my mind is in Clint's body and now everything that I do has an impact on Clint's

00:48:37.800 life.

00:48:38.060 Like, could Clint using your vehicle of a body go through life and be successful?

00:48:42.580 I don't think I would fuck it up.

00:48:43.340 I think so, yeah. 1.00

00:48:44.160 I could, uh, I could get bitches in your body, dude. 1.00

00:48:49.460 That's right. 1.00

00:48:49.960 It's hard as fuck. 0.99

00:48:50.900 Is that what turning Toad into a success would, is, is that the metric? 0.99

00:48:55.060 I mean, he's already relatively successful financially, so.

00:48:58.840 Yeah.

00:49:00.120 I mean, he's a degenerate gambler, which makes him, you know. 1.00

00:49:02.580 He literally just needs to learn to put his dick in things. 1.00

00:49:04.740 That's about it. 1.00

00:49:05.720 Oh, he's way fatter than I thought.

00:49:07.240 That's funny.

00:49:08.300 He's on the show right now.

00:49:09.860 Like, we should, uh, how do we get, oh, let's just raid them.

00:49:12.940 How do I do that?

00:49:15.160 We can't, we can't raid into their stream.

00:49:17.340 They have to let us.

00:49:18.500 No, no, no, no.

00:49:19.060 On the live chat.

00:49:20.420 Yeah, we could totally do that.

00:49:21.520 We're going to do that right now.

00:49:23.200 All right, hold on. 0.98

00:49:24.120 I bet you I could, I bet you I could get laid in two weeks in your body, Toad. 0.92

00:49:30.260 It was funny. 0.95

00:49:30.680 I think we could do less than that.

00:49:31.840 Way easier.

00:49:32.700 It was kind of funny because, uh, we were telling Toad to, again, we were like, hey, Toad,

00:49:38.460 you should probably go hit the gym and work out some.

00:49:40.380 And he goes, I have no time.

00:49:41.720 Um, and we were like, listen, and I, I was like, immediately, he's just gonna bring up

00:49:46.020 his commute.

00:49:46.660 That's his first thing, even though. 1.00

00:49:48.080 I fucking hate that shit. 1.00

00:49:49.420 I know it's four hours. 1.00

00:49:51.220 That means you have 20 hours left in the day.

00:49:52.980 You work eight hours a day.

00:49:54.020 So that means you have 12 hours after that.

00:49:55.660 I lied to the people.

00:49:57.200 Yeah.

00:49:57.760 You sleep technically.

00:49:59.320 I don't even know.

00:49:59.960 Sometimes you sleep.

00:50:00.480 Hardly at all.

00:50:01.060 Yeah, you sleep hardly at all.

00:50:02.040 Three maybe at most, yeah.

00:50:03.320 Okay.

00:50:03.820 So what is that?

00:50:04.640 Nine hours left?

00:50:05.680 You have nine hours of your life now that you're just like, can't fit anything else.

00:50:11.140 Right.

00:50:11.580 Like, I can't fit in 45 minutes or even 30 minutes.

00:50:14.860 Gotta eat food?

00:50:15.360 Gotta gamble?

00:50:16.020 I think gambling takes up.

00:50:18.760 So you eat and gamble for nine hours a day?

00:50:21.780 Yeah.

00:50:23.740 Think of how much time he puts into gambling.

00:50:26.200 He's a buying machine that turns food into gambling.

00:50:30.220 People, people in the chat, we have raided their stream, so I want you to go over there 0.99

00:50:34.080 and, uh, nigger tower. 1.00

00:50:35.680 Drop a nigger in the chat, dude. 1.00

00:50:37.400 Say what you gotta say. 0.99

00:50:38.420 Get him to come over.

00:50:39.640 This will be, uh, a little bit fun.

00:50:41.660 We, this is like. 1.00

00:50:42.120 Do a nigger, kike, faggot tower. 1.00

00:50:44.480 See if you can do it. 1.00

00:50:45.320 I have lifted every day this week, by the way, though.

00:50:47.700 So I'm doing it.

00:50:48.700 Good for you, dude.

00:50:49.640 I'm glad to hear that.

00:50:50.440 Dude, good job.

00:50:51.620 I'm not good at it, but I'm doing it.

00:50:53.360 That's not the point.

00:50:54.620 Of course you're not good at it.

00:50:55.620 The only person you're competing with is you.

00:50:57.300 That's the only person you're competing against.

00:50:58.840 And David, too, because you're in the bodybuilding competition.

00:51:01.500 Yeah.

00:51:01.800 I mean, if you're gonna work out now, you're automatically entered, obviously.

00:51:04.460 Yeah, once you.

00:51:04.980 For the record, David's body is fine. 0.98

00:51:06.680 I didn't want to, like, make him feel as if I'm talking shit. 0.99

00:51:08.560 It's just that his skull is fucking jig act for a 5'4". 0.99

00:51:12.240 And I still got another about 10 pounds to go, buddy. 0.99

00:51:15.020 I'm about to fucking get shredded. 0.98

00:51:18.200 All right. 0.99

00:51:18.880 I don't know.

00:51:19.640 I think maybe Raven could put on some size.

00:51:22.260 But I don't know.

00:51:22.840 I think he could.

00:51:23.760 No, but he's not trying to put on size.

00:51:25.460 He's trying to get shredded.

00:51:26.420 So he's not going to put on any muscle mass.

00:51:28.820 He's going to be leaning down, and I'm going to be leaning down.

00:51:31.620 Well, then it's just a matter of opinion at that point.

00:51:33.340 Then it comes down to, do you like, like, a ripped boy?

00:51:35.340 Or do you like, like, the kind of, like, the beach physique, like, types?

00:51:38.240 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:51:38.920 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:51:41.780 They're trying to crash it.

00:51:43.420 Oh, what's up? 0.97

00:51:45.140 Oh, hey, we're fucking in a, like, a... 0.98

00:51:47.840 These are most likely tater tots. 0.99

00:51:50.220 Oh, we got tater tots. 1.00

00:51:51.880 Clint, we're fucking mouth. 0.99

00:51:53.380 Oh, these are tater tots? 1.00

00:51:55.060 Like, we're fans of tate?

00:51:56.540 Hey, you guys.

00:51:57.520 We like potatoes?

00:51:58.540 Tater tots.

00:51:59.580 They call them tater tots?

00:52:00.620 We don't even, like, I don't even care about it.

00:52:02.500 I've never heard that term.

00:52:03.280 I want everybody watching on our Rumble.

00:52:06.820 Everyone on our Rumble channel go over there right now.

00:52:08.780 They have, like, they had, like, 30 people live, live viewers.

00:52:12.280 And now they have 107.

00:52:14.940 Wait, they had 30 before?

00:52:16.620 Are you kidding?

00:52:17.380 They would think if this tower gang was so well known, I would know who they are.

00:52:22.320 110 over there now is 30 before is the top side.

00:52:25.280 You know what's funny?

00:52:26.980 They had 30 viewers?

00:52:28.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:52:30.140 That sucks. 0.97

00:52:31.240 Last week we were doing this. 0.98

00:52:32.380 I was like, oh, so aren't you guys kind of proving my point that you guys are all in

00:52:38.420 some, like, Discord server together?

00:52:40.540 You're all just, like, sitting around, chatting with each other, and then you go,

00:52:44.620 okay, we're going to go over to this guy's page, and we're going to spam him.

00:52:47.540 This is all coordinated from the top.

00:52:50.180 We literally get our orders straight from Putin. 0.97

00:52:52.980 Russell raped me when I was six and sold me the truth.

00:52:55.780 I didn't even try to make all the other guys use their trademark.

00:52:58.940 It is for spam. 1.00

00:52:59.900 Shut the fuck up, homos. 1.00

00:53:01.060 Mega chumbus. 1.00

00:53:03.340 Guys, go for a nigger or faggot tower. 1.00

00:53:05.340 Do it. 1.00

00:53:05.780 Do it.

00:53:06.060 You're literally doing it right now.

00:53:08.000 Do it.

00:53:08.560 I think they can do it.

00:53:09.460 They can pull it.

00:53:09.860 Like Ian Carroll's engagement.

00:53:12.040 This is great.

00:53:12.740 It's like you have somebody on your beard.

00:53:14.740 Dude, we can just rub everybody's shop.

00:53:17.500 These guys represent both sides of malnutrition.

00:53:24.200 That's such a good comment.

00:53:27.200 Is this Garth Brooks? 1.00

00:53:31.060 Clint Russell fucks your mouth. 1.00

00:53:35.420 Clint Russell fucks your ass. 1.00

00:53:37.240 To play Clint right now. 1.00

00:53:40.800 Oh, man.

00:53:41.600 My favorite is...

00:53:42.620 He was saying that our audience is bots just like Ian Carroll's following.

00:53:47.160 I love it. 1.00

00:53:47.540 I like that they think bots are telling them to go like, fuck you, faggot. 1.00

00:53:55.400 Debate Clint fat ass with eyeliner. 1.00

00:53:57.760 He's like, come over, the fat guy. 1.00

00:54:00.400 Clint Russell is still waiting.

00:54:03.640 Oh, my God, dude. 1.00

00:54:04.580 Well, I guess it would be pretty cool to have him come over and be like, listen, come over, fuck him. 1.00

00:54:08.360 And then he comes over and we're like, laney at it. 0.99

00:54:10.220 And just make him watch a laney at it. 0.98

00:54:12.140 Yo, let's do that. 0.76

00:54:13.300 Let's do that.

00:54:14.000 My favorite, though.

00:54:15.140 My favorite is... 1.00

00:54:16.580 Clint Russell will fuck you. 1.00

00:54:19.580 I want them to progressively increase the violence that you're going to get. 1.00

00:54:24.380 The guy on the right was in play. 0.99

00:54:25.760 Clint Russell will shoot you.

00:54:26.720 Dude, my favorite part about the raid is the rug pull at the end when they go from the 150 or whatever it's going to be, viewers, down back to like the 25. 0.95

00:54:35.900 Yeah.

00:54:36.220 That's my favorite to see.

00:54:37.680 I want everybody bail now.

00:54:39.520 Everybody come back.

00:54:40.900 Okay. 1.00

00:54:41.600 He just fucks your ass with his fat finger. 1.00

00:54:44.300 Your king's bitch got new teeth. 1.00

00:54:46.580 Everybody on my count... 1.00

00:54:48.360 That is a good one.

00:54:51.540 I want everybody to just draw in the next... 1.00

00:54:55.220 Dude, look at the fucking numbers. 1.00

00:54:57.080 He started with 30. 1.00

00:54:58.480 We've run over almost two.

00:55:00.600 Give him a thumbs up. 1.00

00:55:01.720 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:55:02.200 We over 5X. 1.00

00:55:05.720 We 5X there.

00:55:07.460 You know what?

00:55:07.920 No, it's not good enough. 0.97

00:55:08.360 He's like, oh my God, I fucking bought a tag. 0.94

00:55:10.500 You should thank us. 0.97

00:55:11.380 It's not good enough yet.

00:55:12.940 I want everybody, because we have like 165 people still here in the Rumble chat watching.

00:55:19.020 I want everybody to...

00:55:20.840 We tweet out.

00:55:20.860 Top, top.

00:55:21.460 Technically, they could have two windows open.

00:55:23.160 I just want you to let you know about that.

00:55:24.160 Yeah, that's true.

00:55:24.580 That's probably what they're doing.

00:55:25.400 They probably have theirs on silent and then ours on to know what to do.

00:55:30.080 I'm saying...

00:55:30.820 I think the rug pull is the perfect thing.

00:55:33.040 You rug pull them down and they go back to having nobody there watching.

00:55:36.860 What's he saying?

00:55:37.220 Where are my Jewish lawyers at?

00:55:38.980 Jewish.

00:55:39.180 I was half-joking, but I got messages from...

00:55:42.940 Don't mean to call you the N-word.

00:55:44.400 Can you imagine having your mom die and then you go on Piers Morgan and then you live stream

00:55:48.020 with this dude from Tiger King? 0.99

00:55:51.960 Is that the dude that fucked the Tiger King? 0.96

00:55:54.400 Yeah. 0.98

00:55:55.400 Wait, that's who this is?

00:55:56.860 No way.

00:55:57.240 That's his co-host.

00:55:57.860 That's what he...

00:55:58.660 Oh my God.

00:55:59.860 That's what he looks like.

00:56:00.640 That's what he did after that, yeah.

00:56:02.500 Oh my God.

00:56:04.060 Get your MyPillow promo code locked down. 1.00

00:56:10.960 Adjute is a muscle fag and you are just a fag. 1.00

00:56:13.480 I love their one fan. 1.00

00:56:27.400 It's like, I would feel such bad if this would be your gang of trolls. 0.98

00:56:30.940 He said your gang of trolls. 0.96

00:56:33.520 How did you find yourself in a gang of trolls?

00:56:36.080 How many bad life choices have you made?

00:56:37.760 Well, do you remember when Tate was like on the plane?

00:56:41.200 We're talking about Andrew Tate. 1.00

00:56:42.260 These guys suck. 1.00

00:56:42.940 Who cares about Tate? 1.00

00:56:44.660 I don't give a fuck about him. 0.99

00:56:46.620 That's why I didn't want to debate him on it. 0.98

00:56:48.260 I was like, what am I going to do? 0.98

00:56:49.280 This guy is literally famous for fucking Joe Exotic's gods. 0.99

00:56:54.460 Yeah, the gods. 1.00

00:57:01.120 Hell yeah.

00:57:02.600 Tater tots.

00:57:03.580 So Top, you're saying that it seriously started out with like 30 viewers

00:57:06.660 when we popped in there at first?

00:57:08.800 Yeah.

00:57:08.980 They're already down to 130.

00:57:11.120 We've told them to leave.

00:57:12.160 Everybody come back now.

00:57:14.340 Was it down to 30 or 130?

00:57:16.960 I thought you were saying it started at 30.

00:57:18.580 It started at 30.

00:57:19.220 They were around like 35 to 45 people.

00:57:23.080 Oof.

00:57:24.100 We were either like 3x to 5x their audience for about five minutes.

00:57:30.420 On a light little goof.

00:57:32.460 I want to watch this number go down, guys.

00:57:34.800 So everybody come back now. 0.99

00:57:36.400 Everybody get the fuck out of there. 1.00

00:57:37.760 Yeah, get out of there. 1.00

00:57:38.660 Go on.

00:57:39.140 Let's get out. 1.00

00:57:39.560 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00

00:57:40.740 Jesus. 1.00

00:57:44.500 Oh, he got bad.

00:57:45.960 Oh, no, the moderators.

00:57:48.420 Oh, no. 1.00

00:57:50.300 Clint, fuck your cats. 1.00

00:57:53.760 He's putting a zinni. 1.00

00:57:54.920 D, why do you put dreidels in your ass? 1.00

00:58:00.220 All right. 1.00

00:58:00.960 This isn't fun anymore.

00:58:02.360 Are we doing mailbag or what are we going to do?

00:58:04.140 That was a lot of fun for me.

00:58:05.860 We got a lady at it, too. 1.00

00:58:07.160 I don't know what you want to do.

00:58:07.520 We're about to hit an hour, so usually that's around the time.

00:58:09.580 I just want to say I'm very proud of you guys.

00:58:11.440 That was amazing.

00:58:11.920 That was amazing, yeah. 0.99

00:58:14.900 That's what he gets for fucking doing that to you. 0.99

00:58:17.360 We weren't funny tonight. 1.00

00:58:18.240 That's what he gets for fucking alpha-ing me and mogging me in front of the whole world. 0.99

00:58:21.560 We just alpha-ed him right the fuck back. 1.00

00:58:24.400 That's what he gets for killing his mom. 0.99

00:58:25.960 You think you're cool? 0.99

00:58:27.080 Well, your mom's dead and look how big our audience is.

00:58:31.920 Your mom would be watching our show.

00:58:34.120 That's right.

00:58:35.180 All right, so yeah, let's do that.

00:58:36.320 We're at an hour.

00:58:36.940 We'll watch a Lainey edit, and then we're going to go to the private room to finish the show.

00:58:42.340 Is that good?

00:58:43.680 We're doing a thing now where I'm able to delete all the curse words, so we're back on YouTube.

00:58:49.600 Toad, did you put that stuff on YouTube?

00:58:51.880 I put one of the two episodes.

00:58:54.540 I got to put the most recent one up.

00:58:56.860 All right, so the most recent ones will be up and live on YouTube.

00:58:59.640 I'll do it tonight.

00:59:00.360 Right up until the Lainey edit, in which case we will then cut that because it's really no way to edit a Lainey edit.

00:59:07.800 Too much murder, too much copyright infringement. 0.96

00:59:09.880 But I don't know what YouTube doesn't like more, the murder or the copyright infringement, but let's fucking do it. 0.98

00:59:16.020 Let's do it with the copyright infringement. 0.92

00:59:17.820 Yeah, actually, we get more notices about that.

00:59:19.160 Isn't the owner of YouTube a Jew? 1.00

00:59:20.500 Isn't the CEO a Jew? 1.00

00:59:21.460 So I'm pretty sure copyright infringement is way worse than murder. 0.79

00:59:23.860 Murder is fine depending on who the murder-ee is. 0.99

00:59:26.480 So good.

00:59:40.740 I love it.

00:59:41.500 That was mean.

00:59:43.580 My favorite part that happens in a podcast, especially if you're an audio listener, is everybody goes, like, text their phone. 0.99

00:59:48.620 And they're like, can I fucking pause this shit or something? 0.98

00:59:51.080 What's up, guys? 0.99

00:59:52.580 It's Toad.

00:59:56.160 Alainey Hobbamok production.

00:59:59.120 Let's check it out.

01:00:01.400 Let's check it out.

01:00:02.260 Let's check it out.

01:00:02.300 Dude, that's awesome.

01:00:26.140 Beautiful.

01:00:26.700 Come on, Ryder.

01:00:29.160 A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.

01:00:38.180 The most non-stops from L.A. to the planet.

01:00:41.380 Because the employee owners of United know that timing is everything.

01:00:46.960 Come fly our friendly sky. 0.99

01:00:50.620 Holy shit. 1.00

01:00:51.760 How much is the she's going to look like her mom? 1.00

01:00:55.140 Is that like...

01:00:56.040 It's a lot, dude.

01:00:57.420 It's a lot.

01:00:57.880 It's true.

01:00:58.500 It's a lot.

01:00:58.740 There's a lot to that, yeah.

01:01:01.500 I worry about that, too. 1.00

01:01:04.080 My mother-in-law is fat and ugly. 1.00

01:01:06.720 Does your mother-in-law give shitty blowjobs? 1.00

01:01:11.960 They were better than... 1.00

01:01:13.340 Remember that episode where we just, like, looked at a bunch of horse pussy the whole time? 1.00

01:01:29.320 That picture that I pulled up of that horse clitoris kind of reminded me of Andrew Tate. 1.00

01:01:44.000 Do you think his head's as sensitive as a clitoris? 0.99

01:01:46.740 Why was he even stuck in Romania? 0.99

01:01:48.340 Why did they even take my cars?

01:01:50.340 Let's be professionals and ask pertinent questions here.

01:01:52.620 Guys need to stop blaming the Jews for everything, which I thought was kind of like...

01:02:06.420 They need to stop doing everything. 0.97

01:02:07.720 Black people and kangaroos have a lot in common. 1.00

01:02:27.840 Like, if you think about it, they fucking can jump a, like, crazy high. 1.00

01:02:31.820 They like to fight, don't they? 1.00

01:02:33.240 Basically vermin. 1.00

01:02:34.580 They're like big rats. 0.99

01:02:36.240 For a while, you weren't being very racist, but you got there. 0.99

01:02:38.620 I'm going to be honest, if big black women had pouches, like kangaroo pouches, I would probably live in one. 1.00

01:02:55.740 Not be surprised. 0.97

01:02:56.880 I would not be surprised.

01:02:57.780 And the plane of life makes me shine over.

01:03:03.360 I don't know why you would like him given that he's Indian. 1.00

01:03:33.080 Because your thesis is that all Indians are...

01:03:35.080 I'm not a racist.

01:03:36.140 No, you definitely are.

01:03:41.440 Take this, for instance.

01:03:44.360 It can cut drywall. 1.00

01:03:46.380 And fuck. 1.00

01:03:47.480 We crossed the line. 1.00

01:03:48.480 No, like, we don't know where the line is, but we're always over it.

01:03:53.040 And also, like, 300,000 max.

01:03:56.320 You understand what I'm saying?

01:04:00.940 Like, 96 million.

01:04:03.080 That might be the funniest one he's ever made.

01:04:26.820 That one was absolutely hilarious.

01:04:29.380 Perfect.

01:04:29.620 Which makes me so happy.

01:04:30.540 He told me, he texted me, he's like, I dialed back the murder.

01:04:33.940 Thank you.

01:04:34.360 But there was still quite a lot of murder.

01:04:36.040 Oh, I feel...

01:04:36.640 It was so much better.

01:04:37.400 There was only, like, one murder...

01:04:39.100 Oh, I guess there was two murders.

01:04:40.200 There was two murders.

01:04:40.840 The last couple have been kind of traumatic, to be honest.

01:04:44.140 No, but I like...

01:04:44.560 I mean, there was a lot of, like, unintentional homicide.

01:04:46.840 And I think that's okay.

01:04:47.980 Yeah, like, yeah, accidents are fine.

01:04:50.320 I kind of miss the intentional ones, though.

01:04:53.040 Well, there was there.

01:04:53.820 We had a drive-by.

01:04:54.700 Yeah, the drive-by, and then the wrench to the head.

01:04:58.160 But that one was self-defense, I believe.

01:05:01.780 The guy was on his back. 0.99

01:05:03.140 He hit him, and then he fucking gave him the... 1.00

01:05:05.700 And then he fucking... 1.00

01:05:06.080 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:06.840 Yeah.

01:05:07.360 Yeah.

01:05:07.440 Yeah.

01:05:08.160 Yeah.

01:05:09.160 Dude, you know how...

01:05:10.300 Like, isn't that kind of not a great thing? 0.99

01:05:11.960 Like, the knife to, like, the fucking skull? 0.99

01:05:14.680 Because... 1.00

01:05:15.400 It was a wrench, dude.

01:05:16.800 It was a wrench.

01:05:17.340 It's not ideal.

01:05:18.340 It's not really ideal.

01:05:19.140 I was going to say, because I was like...

01:05:20.200 I feel like a knife to, like, the top of the skull isn't really going to go through. 0.98

01:05:24.240 We got to go to the fucking post-show, but they're back in the 57th. 1.00

01:05:26.300 Yeah, fuck off, pores. 1.00

01:05:27.660 So, what are they doing? 1.00

01:05:29.360 And it's dropping.

01:05:30.740 Well done. 1.00

01:05:31.340 Let's fucking go, baby. 1.00

01:05:33.080 Get fucked, faggot. 1.00

01:05:35.500 I love you. 1.00

01:05:36.080 No, hold on.

01:05:36.520 Hold on.

01:05:36.860 Hold on.

01:05:37.400 Pull it back up.

01:05:38.140 Pull it back up real quick.

01:05:39.060 Because the first comment I saw was somebody saying, like, there's some things you don't joke

01:05:43.540 about. 0.94

01:05:44.020 Having sex with kids is one of them. 0.98

01:05:45.940 Like, literally the first thing, like, after we just... 0.99

01:05:47.980 Yeah, there is right there.

01:05:48.660 It's like, yeah, we don't do jokes.

01:05:50.300 We have lies.

01:05:50.860 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:05:51.500 Is it because one of them said something about having fucking... 0.99

01:05:54.520 What did one of you make a bad joke? 0.99

01:05:56.560 That wasn't cool, guys, if you did that.

01:05:58.240 No, okay.

01:05:58.680 No, it's totally fine.

01:05:59.280 You can't joke about that.

01:06:01.660 That's fine.

01:06:02.280 As long as you make it funny. 0.99

01:06:03.380 We don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:06:04.480 All right, guys. 0.99

01:06:05.020 Make anything funny.

01:06:06.120 In the comments there, you can join us if you're poor and you have an extra $5.

01:06:10.640 You can join at that link right there.

01:06:12.800 We're going to be at the post-show, but it's really the same show, but whatever.

01:06:17.460 We'll see you guys later.

01:06:18.200 There's a chance we might get this guy to come on, so...

01:06:21.480 There's not a 0% chance.

01:06:23.660 I mean, he would have triple his audience, even in our paywalled zone.

01:06:28.200 That is some...

01:06:28.680 Yeah.

01:06:28.960 That's some paywalled content right there. 1.00

01:06:30.900 We'll flex on the pores and bring this faggot on the show. 1.00

01:06:34.160 Yeah, we're actually trying to... 1.00

01:06:34.960 I don't actually want to give this to the public at all, because he's awful.

01:06:38.080 Just before we go, I just want to be very clear.

01:06:41.560 I'm not going to seriously debate this guy. 1.00

01:06:43.240 I'm going to just clown on him and talk shit. 1.00

01:06:45.460 Okay. 0.99

01:06:45.780 Definitely tell him in the chat that we want to seriously debate him, though.

01:06:48.940 Okay.

01:06:49.280 I'm going to tell him that right now.

01:06:50.440 We would like to seriously debate you on your position on the Tate Brothers.

01:06:55.720 Yeah, okay.

01:06:57.420 It'll be a serious one.

01:06:58.460 They're totally innocent, and I 100% believe that, and I'll take that to the grave.

01:07:03.020 And I have the evidence, and I have logic and reason to back me up on the Tate Brothers.

01:07:11.160 I'm in the Tate Brothers.

01:07:16.740 Okay.

01:07:17.420 Very good.

01:07:23.780 All right.

01:07:24.620 And we're officially in the post-show, baby.

01:07:27.000 Here.

01:07:29.080 All right.

01:07:30.260 All right.

01:07:30.780 I don't think he's coming.

01:07:31.420 He's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on.

01:07:34.180 That's it. 0.99

01:07:36.940 I kind of want to see what this fucking guy is talking about. 0.99

01:07:39.040 Like, what is this show? 1.00

01:07:40.280 What is this show?

01:07:40.300 I don't know.

01:07:41.400 Even Epstein, to be honest, right? 1.00

01:07:43.400 I'll turn that shit off. 0.99

01:07:45.060 I kind of want to hear him and make fun of him. 1.00

01:07:47.620 His voice is so gay. 0.99

01:07:49.340 This is content, dude. 0.99

01:07:50.340 This is basically your voice.

01:07:52.580 Yeah, I guess this is it. 0.87

01:07:53.500 But it was prostitution. 1.00

01:07:54.580 Yeah, and that's technicality, and I'm not going to fight on that, you know, because then you're

01:07:59.120 getting into the nitty gritty.

01:08:00.080 But I'll say, all right, you know what, Epstein pled guilty, did that, and the other.

01:08:04.160 Just go with Diddy.

01:08:05.260 Sure.

01:08:05.660 Okay?

01:08:06.360 Just leave Diddy. 1.00

01:08:09.040 That's what Diddy told a lot of people.

01:08:11.100 I watched it a whole bit with Viva.

01:08:11.900 Just go with Diddy.

01:08:12.680 Yeah.

01:08:12.860 And he was like, no, I wasn't talking about it.

01:08:14.580 I was talking about extortion.

01:08:15.860 Well, was he convicted of extortion either?

01:08:17.800 This is brain rot. 0.98

01:08:19.020 I hate these guys already. 0.99

01:08:20.160 Yeah. 0.93

01:08:20.380 I can't even hear.

01:08:21.440 Whoa.

01:08:22.140 They had nine upvotes and 15 downvotes, by the way.

01:08:24.340 No, I don't know what's going on.

01:08:25.800 Whoa.

01:08:26.660 It kicked me out, and I had to re-enter the studio, and then I'm not doing anything.

01:08:32.720 I'm just not touching anything.

01:08:34.480 Wow.

01:08:35.000 All right.

01:08:35.300 Are we continuing mailbag?

01:08:36.320 Do we have any mailbag left?

01:08:38.000 I say we just continually watch his show when we make commentary throughout. 1.00

01:08:42.380 You're fucking high. 0.98

01:08:43.240 I say every day that the paywalled show is just us covering the Misfit Patriot Show. 0.99

01:08:52.220 I mean, we do have other content.

01:08:53.940 Apparently that he muted a hundred people.

01:08:56.860 That's hilarious.

01:09:02.000 All right.

01:09:02.780 Hey, I got something that we need to talk about.

01:09:05.700 Let's do it.

01:09:06.020 You guys can share my screen, please.

01:09:07.640 Let's do it.

01:09:08.180 I feel like I've known you forever, but it's only been a couple months.

01:09:16.480 That's the guy that we were just watching, right?

01:09:17.600 I've been lost until you came into my life and showed me I had what it took to get up

01:09:23.940 in front, to get up and love myself enough to give it up. 0.98

01:09:29.220 I love you enough to fucking roll up. 0.99

01:09:32.820 We love our lives so much, we fuck it up. 0.99

01:09:35.740 But where you want to be, where you want to go with me, where you want to go, what we

01:09:44.700 going to do, yeah, every single time I see myself with you, where we going to go, yeah,

01:09:52.480 what we going to do, what we going to do, every single time I find myself with you, every

01:09:57.820 day, driving down that grocery road, with you by my side, all the big road. 1.00

01:10:05.660 What the fuck is this? 0.99

01:10:08.560 It's called Method M-Rap. 1.00

01:10:11.280 It's perfect.

01:10:12.360 Dude, I got to say, though, one...

01:10:14.680 Yeah, it's that M-Rap.

01:10:15.660 One, the hook at the end, I kind of dig, even though it's terrible.

01:10:18.580 The entire first 45 seconds, though, it's like he doesn't have any sense of the beat

01:10:25.240 at all.

01:10:25.940 Yeah, but it's so off.

01:10:27.960 It's like spoken word.

01:10:29.580 He doesn't even have the audio playing behind him.

01:10:31.860 It's crazy.

01:10:33.400 Mathematically, you would fall into that 4-4 rhythm at least one time in the 45 seconds

01:10:39.980 that he did that.

01:10:40.920 No, he never did.

01:10:41.820 No, he can't.

01:10:42.820 What's funny is, like, I, like, mumble rappers, even, like, even though, like, you can barely

01:10:48.020 understand them, they're still on the beat, even though, like, and I would rather have

01:10:51.200 that, where I don't know what you're saying, but, like, it matches what, like, this guy's

01:10:54.780 like, I know I...

01:10:55.820 Look at this.

01:10:56.440 Why are we doing that?

01:10:56.960 They're back up to 75 because now...

01:10:58.600 Oh, my God. 0.98

01:10:59.200 Oh, we almost got a nigger tower. 1.00

01:11:00.960 Our fucking people are back in there just talking shit. 1.00

01:11:04.600 Let's go. 1.00

01:11:06.480 Oh, it's because they don't subscribe to us, so they have to go on this shit. 1.00

01:11:10.160 Ah, spin, we're back. 1.00

01:11:11.340 These are the poor tower gangers.

01:11:14.480 The intellectuals hang back and we plan.

01:11:17.200 We plan.

01:11:18.080 These are our doers.

01:11:19.700 Yeah.

01:11:20.340 The drones.

01:11:21.440 Yeah.

01:11:22.160 There we go.

01:11:22.840 Oh, man. 1.00

01:11:23.340 That's fucking... 1.00

01:11:23.820 That's what we call the poor is our drones. 1.00

01:11:26.020 There we go.

01:11:26.320 How much do you think he spent on, like, that production?

01:11:29.280 Do you think he's, like, or do you think he just...

01:11:31.180 I don't think he spent anything on it.

01:11:33.000 Probably, I mean, it depends on how much the life insurance was for his mom.

01:11:37.640 He's in his kitchen.

01:11:39.260 What are you talking about?

01:11:39.900 I thought we were talking about the methadone.

01:11:41.340 I was talking about the methadone guy, but that's perfect about...

01:11:44.900 Oh, there's nothing special about the methadone guy?

01:11:47.480 My bad.

01:11:48.440 Oh, I thought you were...

01:11:49.200 Okay.

01:11:50.040 I thought you were saying this guy's podcast set up.

01:11:51.780 No, the methadone guy.

01:11:53.120 I think, honestly, he probably just has some methadone that figured it out.

01:11:59.680 Either that or he just used, like, his, like...

01:12:01.860 Because he definitely does...

01:12:02.780 He has dentures, right?

01:12:03.700 He has no teeth.

01:12:04.400 Like, you can tell with the sub-dense sheets.

01:12:06.340 What's weird to me is the production quality.

01:12:07.960 Like, it's so bad.

01:12:09.960 But, like, it's not...

01:12:10.960 Like, it has the production quality of, like, a regular music video.

01:12:15.260 And it just doesn't make any sense.

01:12:15.900 Yeah, it's not the worst I've seen.

01:12:17.460 Like, the production quality is not technically worse.

01:12:19.080 No, it's better than most...

01:12:19.340 And technically, the beat isn't terrible.

01:12:22.680 Yeah, the beat's fine.

01:12:23.900 Yeah, it's not like...

01:12:24.520 It's like, okay.

01:12:26.160 I mean, it's all fine.

01:12:28.900 It's just him.

01:12:29.560 It's just him, his look, and his lyrics.

01:12:31.720 He's very awesome.

01:12:32.140 If you even want to call them lyrics, he's just talking.

01:12:34.980 I love it.

01:12:36.100 I love it.

01:12:36.400 It's very disturbing.

01:12:37.520 I mean, the production quality is super low, but the bar is super low.

01:12:40.800 Like, it's really just a cell phone and, like, a track that he probably got off YouTube.

01:12:46.200 Anyone could be a musician now.

01:12:47.460 It's kind of a beautiful...

01:12:48.260 Do you think he would smoke a rock before, after, or both?

01:12:52.060 Do you think he just, like, he smoked a rock, and he was like,

01:12:54.240 I'm going to hit these lyrics, bam, nails it. 0.94

01:12:56.480 And he's like, that was awesome.

01:12:58.400 Smoke another rock. 0.99

01:12:59.500 Like, fucking, we're going to just do it again. 0.99

01:13:01.600 Okay, share my screen. 0.99

01:13:03.740 Maybe both.

01:13:05.080 I think he just wants to keep smoking rocks.

01:13:08.920 Oh, this was kind of...

01:13:11.200 Wait, it gets better, it gets better.

01:13:22.000 Watch.

01:13:24.240 All right, AJ.

01:13:25.660 Wait.

01:13:26.560 About your displeasure of nepotism.

01:13:29.020 It applies to two people in this building, but nonetheless, big boom, AJ! 0.98

01:13:36.640 Ringing the boom here in L.A., Tony!

01:13:38.800 Ringing the boom in time, Costco hammers!

01:13:41.480 Cookies on his pants?

01:13:42.840 Yeah.

01:13:43.820 Oh, yeah, pizza on his pants.

01:13:45.060 Big chocolate junk cookies!

01:13:47.040 Oh, it is cookies, yeah.

01:13:48.900 Big, big blues.

01:13:49.460 And a cross.

01:13:52.380 MXM stacked up in the corner.

01:13:54.520 Big boom! 0.99

01:13:55.400 All right, that's enough.

01:13:56.780 Super boom.

01:13:57.860 Wow.

01:13:58.480 Chocolate junk cookie pants. 0.67

01:13:59.600 I feel like it's indicative of, like, the collapse of the West.

01:14:03.460 Yeah.

01:14:04.140 Right?

01:14:04.320 I think that, with Bonnie Blue and the other chicks, I think them all together.

01:14:10.820 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:11.340 What's weird about that, and you're absolutely right, and we're on the same wavelength here,

01:14:15.360 but, like, you didn't get to...

01:14:17.140 You didn't have the internet, right?

01:14:18.280 So you didn't get to watch the fall of Weimar. 0.98

01:14:21.260 Like, you didn't get to fucking feel Germany fall apart and disintegrate. 0.97

01:14:24.860 Like, you only figured that out after the fact. 0.98

01:14:27.180 Like, we're watching it in real time.

01:14:28.900 I think it's jarring, because, like, you can see it, and you know what's happening, and

01:14:32.660 there's nothing you can do to stop it.

01:14:34.060 It's wild, man.

01:14:34.160 What's also great, it's like, so, like, the...

01:14:36.320 And also, like, the fall of Rome.

01:14:37.640 But the fall of Rome happened over, like, decades.

01:14:40.460 Right.

01:14:40.920 Like, it was an actual decline.

01:14:42.900 You could see it happening.

01:14:43.880 But with now, it's such a quick decline.

01:14:46.500 It's, like, it's literally, like, what I mentioned earlier, like, five days ago is old

01:14:51.360 news.

01:14:51.760 And so, like, everything is, like, so quick, and so we're watching...

01:14:55.100 Dude, there's now another...

01:14:56.920 Bonnie Blue has a Ferrari now, and she's banging a bunch of dudes on screen break. 1.00

01:15:00.320 There's now some new Bonnie Blue that just came out yesterday who's going to fuck a 1.00

01:15:04.220 dude from every country on Earth. 0.99

01:15:07.160 What?

01:15:08.320 That's variety, man.

01:15:09.660 Dude, the... 0.97

01:15:10.820 Which country do you think fucks the best? 0.98

01:15:13.040 Toad, how many countries are there on Earth? 0.98

01:15:14.360 Just a general.

01:15:14.900 I remember reading a thing...

01:15:16.060 The number keeps changing.

01:15:17.160 I think it's, like, 190 or something.

01:15:19.860 I remember reading a thing about how Canadians were the best lovers.

01:15:22.680 There's no chance that's true.

01:15:24.040 That's what I read.

01:15:26.540 I remember seeing what Canadians were the best, and, like, uh...

01:15:29.620 Spanish.

01:15:31.000 I can't remember who was the worst.

01:15:33.960 That's Canadian propaganda. 1.00

01:15:35.440 I don't believe that bullshit. 1.00

01:15:36.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:38.020 I'm going to talk about this. 0.99

01:15:39.060 Like, I don't know anything about this fat bitch, but this has, like, been causing some 1.00

01:15:42.120 kind of a stir. 1.00

01:15:45.240 Yeah, right?

01:15:46.580 She's kind of...

01:15:47.140 Are you Milo now?

01:15:48.020 Is this the girl that used to be orange, right?

01:15:49.760 That's the girl that used to be orange? 0.91

01:15:51.240 No, it's the angle here.

01:15:52.720 Isabella DeLuca. 0.99

01:15:54.100 Bronze Age Pervert is clearly a Mossad faggot, and that is a fairly attractive woman, so I 1.00

01:15:59.760 don't really understand the issue here. 0.99

01:15:59.900 So Bronze Age Pervert says...

01:16:01.400 Scroll up.

01:16:02.380 Yeah.

01:16:02.580 He says, highly repulsive.

01:16:04.580 I will generally not see a girl again after she eats in front of me. 1.00

01:16:07.360 A grill, by the way.

01:16:08.440 A grill.

01:16:08.780 A grill, yeah.

01:16:10.040 All right.

01:16:10.340 I stopped seeing a favorite prostie after I made a mistake.

01:16:13.000 You can just discredit everything he says after saying prostie.

01:16:15.440 I totally agree.

01:16:16.420 Casually.

01:16:17.540 Just casually. 0.99

01:16:18.300 Oh, my prostitute. 0.99

01:16:19.280 My prostitute of the week. 0.99

01:16:21.060 I stopped seeing a favorite prostitute after I made the mistake of having delivery sushis 1.00

01:16:25.940 with her at my place. 0.95

01:16:27.140 Sushis. 1.00

01:16:27.840 God damn him. 1.00

01:16:28.640 He ate sushi with a prostitute? 1.00

01:16:30.440 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:30.880 He called it sushis. 1.00

01:16:32.280 Fuck this guy. 1.00

01:16:33.200 Now, why would you spend time with a prostitute like that? 1.00

01:16:36.200 Like, I thought it already smells like fish. 1.00

01:16:38.240 No, I'd rather watch his belly steak all day.

01:16:39.520 It smells like fish in the room, and you're going to add in sushi? 1.00

01:16:41.980 Dude, real shit, if you take a prostitute to dinner, you're a fucking psychopath. 1.00

01:16:46.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:47.240 Insanity.

01:16:48.500 What if it was, like, gas station sushi, and they just ate it in the hotel?

01:16:53.280 I don't know what's up with this girl. 0.99

01:16:54.540 That's Isabella Riley, right?

01:16:55.700 Which one is she? 0.93

01:16:56.700 No, it's Isabella DeLuca.

01:16:58.940 Oh, okay.

01:16:59.700 I remember thinking.

01:17:00.200 That was Pearl.

01:17:03.720 Yeah, I don't understand.

01:17:04.580 Is it gay to watch a girl eat? 1.00

01:17:07.060 195 now, jeez. 1.00

01:17:08.560 That chick's going to fuck 195 dudes. 1.00

01:17:11.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:12.060 Is it over, like, a certain amount of time?

01:17:13.860 Or is it just, like, she just went in Rome?

01:17:17.800 I think she wants to do it in a year.

01:17:19.000 You have to find somebody. 1.00

01:17:19.960 You have to fuck somebody from, like, the country that has the smallest population. 1.00

01:17:23.780 You have to get one of those dudes to fuck you. 1.00

01:17:25.540 Technically, the Vatican City is one, so she has to go fuck a priest. 1.00

01:17:29.520 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:17:30.320 I think they're private citizens in Vatican City. 1.00

01:17:33.820 There are people who live there, I think. 1.00

01:17:35.140 Yeah, I think there are, but you've got to get one of them to fuck you. 1.00

01:17:37.620 You have to be. 1.00

01:17:38.640 You know that Vatican City has the highest crime rate per capita?

01:17:42.820 No way.

01:17:43.860 Yep.

01:17:44.380 When did they get a block?

01:17:45.140 It kind of makes sense.

01:17:45.900 Why are you in that?

01:17:46.740 What?

01:17:47.080 Because it's so, like.

01:17:48.240 I watched a video on it.

01:17:49.540 It's so population dense.

01:17:51.280 Is it, like, actually committing crimes?

01:17:53.560 Or is it just, like, hey, the church is, like, really childlike.

01:17:57.320 A lot of it is childlike.

01:17:57.660 So it just goes back to them.

01:17:59.140 It's just, like, unfollowed up on rape accusations.

01:18:03.100 I watched a minute of TikTok.

01:18:04.580 I don't know. 0.99

01:18:05.180 I don't know what the fucking. 0.99

01:18:06.900 According to this one guy on TikTok said. 1.00

01:18:08.940 Clint, I love it.

01:18:10.100 I love the research you do.

01:18:11.340 I'm down with it.

01:18:12.860 I believe you 100% now. 1.00

01:18:14.560 She has to fuck, like, people from these countries that, like, don't allow any of this shit. 1.00

01:18:18.760 She has to fuck somebody from, like, North Korea. 1.00

01:18:21.620 Yeah, that'd be cool. 1.00

01:18:22.660 Well, you can go to North Korea.

01:18:23.920 I'm looking at this girl now. 0.95

01:18:25.080 She looks like she would break toad's hips. 1.00

01:18:27.680 She looks heavy. 0.85

01:18:28.560 I'd allow it.

01:18:29.500 She does look heavy.

01:18:30.900 Right?

01:18:32.600 And it's got kind of, like, hobbit feet.

01:18:34.120 I don't know.

01:18:34.380 Go ahead, Clint.

01:18:34.860 Defend her.

01:18:35.240 I know you're going to defend her. 0.96

01:18:36.560 Gross.

01:18:37.080 She's 5'1". 0.99

01:18:37.920 Hell yeah.

01:18:38.560 She's not a friend of mine.

01:18:41.080 She's, like, the only influencer I'm not friends with.

01:18:44.800 So go ahead and drag her. 1.00

01:18:45.980 I don't really know anything about her.

01:18:47.380 She just looks heavy.

01:18:48.080 No, she seems nice.

01:18:49.020 I kind of like her.

01:18:51.960 Captain Saba, Jose.

01:18:53.400 If you see, recently, she's starting to notice. 1.00

01:18:55.400 I like fake bitches. 1.00

01:18:55.940 What can I say? 1.00

01:18:56.620 She's starting to notice the Israel shit recently. 1.00

01:18:59.440 It's pretty cool. 1.00

01:19:00.780 That's super cool.

01:19:01.720 She's starting to notice the algorithmic benefit of noticing.

01:19:04.740 Yeah.

01:19:05.440 Jews, Jews, Jews. 1.00

01:19:06.460 Hates the Jew. 1.00

01:19:07.660 She gets it. 0.99

01:19:08.540 She knows what's up.

01:19:09.140 Top kind of was right about this, like, early on.

01:19:11.020 He was like, listen, the Jew hate is coming, and it's going to be popular. 1.00

01:19:14.380 And he was like, I was here.

01:19:15.480 I was the hipster.

01:19:16.240 Dude, I actually think, I actually, I have a conspiracy. 0.99

01:19:19.200 My theory is that they're going to throw Ehud Barak under the fucking, which I know you guys 0.99

01:19:23.880 may not even know who that is. 0.99

01:19:24.860 I don't know who that is.

01:19:25.040 They're probably going to throw him under the bus.

01:19:26.320 Clint knows who that is.

01:19:27.380 Top does.

01:19:27.780 The former president?

01:19:28.900 Yeah, sure.

01:19:30.260 But I think they might throw him under the bus, and that might be, like, almost, like,

01:19:34.960 narrative-wise, leaning back into the Jew thing, but leaning into it while kind of 0.72

01:19:39.180 going past the Mossad and Intel stuff.

01:19:41.700 Hey, Jose, do you, I know you're really high right now, but do you listen to Dangerous

01:19:45.000 Retards sometimes? 0.99

01:19:46.620 No, never.

01:19:47.180 It's awful.

01:19:47.940 I'm just kidding.

01:19:48.340 I listen to it.

01:19:49.140 I'm just kidding.

01:19:50.080 I listen to it.

01:19:50.760 I listen to it.

01:19:51.560 Because what you just said is exactly what I said verbatim on a most recent episode.

01:19:54.440 Oh, I don't think I listened to that episode.

01:19:55.980 I don't think I listened to that episode.

01:19:57.420 All right, all right.

01:19:58.240 Yeah, but I...

01:19:59.040 Well, then we agree.

01:20:00.620 Yeah, okay.

01:20:01.500 Well, yeah, I'm just like... 0.90

01:20:02.900 I think, like, if thinking narrative-wise, I'm like, damn it, that is genius, because 0.98

01:20:06.160 you lean back into it, and all, like, they're like, look at you Jew-haters, and like, oh, 1.00

01:20:09.640 no, we got a hood of you fucking, look at you fucking faggots. 1.00

01:20:12.900 Top, I know you don't like to back me up on anything, but can you back me up that that's 1.00

01:20:15.960 exactly what I said, that they're narrative framing to throw a hood, brock?

01:20:20.380 I think you got this idea from me, and now you're trying to claim it.

01:20:23.420 No, that's not what happened.

01:20:24.740 I don't know.

01:20:25.080 This was last Thursday.

01:20:26.160 He's Jew-ing you on your Jew-take. 0.70

01:20:28.360 This was last Thursday.

01:20:29.620 I don't know.

01:20:32.320 I've been saying it on the morning show for a while, I think, so I don't know.

01:20:35.320 We'll have to go to receipts on this one.

01:20:38.840 Yeah, Clint, to be honest, that's something that I would have remembered.

01:20:42.000 I don't remember you saying anything like that.

01:20:43.220 And JC's right here.

01:20:44.380 It's like, the noticing has become popular with drifters, and now it's safe for engagement

01:20:48.560 bait.

01:20:48.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:49.020 And look at all the retard noticers that, like, that now are going to, like, do dumb shit. 1.00

01:20:54.300 Benjamin Netanyahu actually came out two days ago at a press conference, and he said 1.00

01:21:06.720 that the deep state is, you know, we have a deep state of our own, and he throws Ehud

01:21:12.720 Barak, former prime minister of Israel, under the bus.

01:21:14.880 He says that this guy was meeting with Epstein regularly, and, you know, he, did any journalists

01:21:20.500 ask him?

01:21:20.940 I'm just saying, like, if you want good news, that's where you go to.

01:21:23.600 He says, yeah, we got him. 0.98

01:21:24.520 Look, Topp doesn't remember it, but he's got a fucking highlight reel of it. 0.97

01:21:28.000 Interesting. 1.00

01:21:28.640 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

01:21:30.920 Between Dangerous Retards and the Morning Dump, one of the places was the source to go. 0.99

01:21:34.980 So, I mean, just go to both, and you'll be safe, you know?

01:21:37.560 Yeah, there you go.

01:21:37.880 Listen, I want to talk about something, get it back to the show.

01:21:42.120 Actually, I read that, I read that, and it made me think about this.

01:21:45.460 I've been going commando a lot.

01:21:46.620 I'm actually commando right now, and it, like, it's a game changer.

01:21:50.240 Dude, isn't it, like, don't you feel like, why didn't you do this earlier?

01:21:52.920 I was, so I've been, because lately, because before this, I was either just, like, I'll

01:21:57.520 wear some boxer briefs, or I've been doing, like, the lined, basically, just, like, athletic

01:22:02.880 shorts, but they're lined.

01:22:03.840 They have, like, the liner in it, which is pretty tight.

01:22:06.100 It's basically, like, you're not wearing underwear, but it's just lined.

01:22:09.480 But once I was, like, I started, like, I'll go to the gym with the lined shorts, take

01:22:14.160 them off when I get home, back in just regular shorts, nothing else underneath.

01:22:17.200 Today, went full commando to the gym, and I was, like, game changer.

01:22:19.400 So, basketball, so you're, like, at home wearing basketball shorts with no underwear, is what

01:22:23.160 you're saying?

01:22:23.620 Yes.

01:22:23.760 Like, when you're out, you're not doing that.

01:22:24.740 No, but no, no, no, I was doing that first, until today, I went out to the gym.

01:22:28.640 In basketball shorts.

01:22:29.420 In basketball shorts with no underwear.

01:22:31.020 No underwear.

01:22:31.160 No underwear. 1.00

01:22:31.380 Just stop being fake and gay. 1.00

01:22:34.140 It's such a wild move, dude. 1.00

01:22:36.120 Dude, it was. 0.99

01:22:37.580 Because it's, like, the material of the basketball shorts, like, is, like, dick prints so fucking 0.99

01:22:43.760 hard. 0.99

01:22:45.120 But the thing is, like, when I go commando, and unlike, like, so.

01:22:49.840 You have that. 0.93

01:22:53.280 It's, like, I just, like, Clint has, like, a fucking whopper, and I just have, like, a 0.99

01:22:58.740 grouper. 0.98

01:22:59.620 And so, like, it's just, like, just the head of it just kind of sticking. 0.86

01:23:01.860 Yeah, if it's dick printing too hard, and you're not ready to present, it's rough, dude. 0.99

01:23:05.760 Wait, wait, your dick, your dick just points out? 1.00

01:23:08.240 It's not pointing out. 1.00

01:23:09.120 Like, it's down.

01:23:09.940 It's turtling.

01:23:10.300 It's just, you just see, just the tip.

01:23:12.440 It's turtling.

01:23:12.820 Like, you could just be, like, oh, is that a crease? 0.98

01:23:14.500 Where it's Clint's, you can, like, it is a obvious fucking, like. 0.98

01:23:18.820 It's turtling. 0.99

01:23:19.440 It's turtling.

01:23:19.520 It's turtling.

01:23:19.540 Yeah, it's turtling.

01:23:19.560 Dude, I wear, I, so I'm wearing gray sweats right now, and I just came back from the gym.

01:23:23.520 Obviously.

01:23:24.100 Yeah.

01:23:24.280 And, yeah, it's normally the case.

01:23:26.000 Right. 0.99

01:23:26.180 And I was in the elevator with these Jewish broads, and they were, like, they were looking at my dick. 1.00

01:23:30.580 And I was, like, I was, like, what you see? 0.99

01:23:33.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:33.760 I was, like, what's up?

01:23:34.580 What's up?

01:23:34.840 Oh.

01:23:35.820 No.

01:23:38.020 No, honestly, my thought was, like.

01:23:39.400 It was actually eight million, baby.

01:23:40.800 But what's weird about it is I do this, I do this all, every day, all week, you know?

01:23:45.780 So, like, I'm probably known as the guy, you know what I mean?

01:23:48.680 Like, in the building.

01:23:50.100 And I was just, I was thinking about it.

01:23:51.300 I'm, like, I'm probably that guy in the building.

01:23:53.220 The bulge guy.

01:23:53.920 Mr. Bulge.

01:23:55.180 Yeah.

01:23:56.440 So, did you ever go.

01:23:57.600 Three minutes TikTok.

01:23:59.040 Did you ever go shorts?

01:24:00.140 Because I know you like the gray sweatpants.

01:24:01.600 Do you ever go shorts?

01:24:02.440 I have, actually.

01:24:04.080 I have sweatpants shorts.

01:24:06.500 And no, Commando.

01:24:08.000 Just, like, no.

01:24:08.720 Oh, my God.

01:24:09.260 Dude, sweat shorts, Commando. 1.00

01:24:10.560 I will rock that all fucking time. 1.00

01:24:12.440 That move, I will do everywhere and anywhere. 0.99

01:24:15.340 Why is that different?

01:24:16.880 I can't do that.

01:24:17.580 Because the sweat shorts material's thicker. 0.95

01:24:19.540 And so, the dick print, it's, like, for one. 0.95

01:24:22.400 That's true. 0.89

01:24:22.780 It's not as inappropriate.

01:24:24.400 But it's, like, but it's also pronounced. 1.00

01:24:26.180 So, it makes your dick look dope. 1.00

01:24:27.620 Balding balls. 1.00

01:24:28.300 That's the goal. 1.00

01:24:29.000 It makes your dick look dope, but not inappropriate. 1.00

01:24:32.820 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:24:33.360 Whereas, like, I feel like with basketball shorts, it's printing so hard and so defined, it's inappropriate.

01:24:40.240 Oh, no.

01:24:40.660 You're right. 1.00

01:24:41.380 Basketball shorts, my dick is, like. 1.00

01:24:43.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:43.620 It's, like, it's basically I'm naked.

01:24:45.360 I probably shouldn't be doing this, but then it was funny, because at the end of the workout, I did, like, hanging leg raises.

01:24:50.780 Wait, you did it with basketball shorts, Colt?

01:24:52.420 Yeah, so I'm sitting there, and I'm lifting my legs up.

01:24:56.400 I don't know what camp concentration is, but he does smell like axe and rotten eggs.

01:25:00.820 That's not what I smell like.

01:25:02.080 He came to my house from the Bohemian Grove, and he had the same socks on the entire weekend.

01:25:07.000 That was, because I have the same pack of socks.

01:25:09.240 Those socks started smelling real bad, dude.

01:25:10.740 Those socks smelled awful.

01:25:12.540 No, it was actually the shoes.

01:25:13.880 No, it was the shoes that smelled really bad, actually.

01:25:15.580 It wasn't the socks.

01:25:16.240 It was because it was my running shoes that I had been, I've worn them for a long time, so I gotta. 0.99

01:25:22.580 Dude, I'm a fucking, I'm a bald and bulge building guy. 0.98

01:25:26.280 I like it. 1.00

01:25:26.500 Yeah.

01:25:27.160 But, yeah, I was doing hanging leg raises, and I was actually afraid that, like, if I went up too far, you could straight up see straight down.

01:25:32.420 Like, if I, like, if I was about to, uh, basic instinct everybody.

01:25:36.920 I was reading chats, and I was giggling.

01:25:41.720 It's somebody that I solicit sex in the mechanical engineering job section of Greg. 1.00

01:25:46.420 Cole smells like Alabama piss. 1.00

01:25:49.340 Let's go ahead and do smell like that. 0.99

01:25:50.580 I don't even know what the difference is.

01:25:52.440 There's state-based pisses? 0.70

01:25:54.040 I think I'm so, like, domesticated because I just took a shower, and then I came downstairs, but I made sure to put underwear on before I put my sweatpants on.

01:26:02.800 I should have just came.

01:26:03.560 I shouldn't even be wearing underwear.

01:26:05.080 This is.

01:26:05.720 You shouldn't be wearing paint. 0.98

01:26:06.920 Like, I am now no longer, like, I basically, and I, like, convinced myself also that, like, if my balls are free, I'll produce more testosterone. 0.97

01:26:15.560 I don't know. 0.93

01:26:15.860 Like, there was something in me that was, like, listen. 0.98

01:26:17.740 Dude, you literally said in the group chat today, you said, I've been going commando like you, Clint, and now I am producing so much semen. 0.97

01:26:23.220 And I swear to God, you said that verbatim. 0.97

01:26:24.880 I did.

01:26:25.200 Ropes upon ropes upon ropes. 0.99

01:26:27.480 What if, since Cole is now going commando, what if he finally comes from a blowjob? 0.99

01:26:32.880 It could do this. 0.99

01:26:33.460 Oh, he just can't contain himself?

01:26:34.720 It could happen.

01:26:35.180 That could, that could be the key.

01:26:38.080 I don't know.

01:26:38.840 I don't know. 0.99

01:26:39.440 But look, I'm just telling you, if you, like, everybody listening right now, including the rest of the panel, if you guys don't try going commando at some point in the near future, you're fucking up. 0.74

01:26:47.820 By the way, someone in the chat totally nailed the lane we should push Cole into. 0.96

01:26:53.660 He said that he should go on the whatever podcast because his topics he likes are gay and female.

01:26:57.740 I do think the brain rot, like, that type of content, we should push him.

01:27:01.840 Yeah.

01:27:02.160 Oh, yeah.

01:27:02.740 You'd be perfect for it.

01:27:03.680 Fine.

01:27:04.460 You'd be a lovable guy in those. 0.99

01:27:06.420 Fucking David is pushing me to start a fucking lifting, like, page slash channel. 0.99

01:27:12.380 I know, but you're already, like, insufferable. 1.00

01:27:14.180 And if you do that, like, you'll be super insufferable. 0.90

01:27:17.040 You should know.

01:27:17.740 You should be doing something.

01:27:19.520 Because then all you'll talk about is bodybuilding and, like, you won't be able to think about anything else.

01:27:23.520 No, no, because I just do that.

01:27:24.740 It would be separate. 0.99

01:27:26.180 It's kind of like, like, with Top with his shit, like, his, like, religious stuff. 0.99

01:27:30.220 He doesn't bring that into here. 0.99

01:27:31.600 That's true.

01:27:32.000 He keeps it separate.

01:27:32.700 But, like, do you think you could do that? 0.99

01:27:33.540 Because if you're, like, if you have a fucking channel dedicated to it, you're going to be obsessed with fucking lifting. 0.99

01:27:38.480 Obsessed. 1.00

01:27:39.160 Yeah, you're going to be fucking more. 0.99

01:27:39.900 I think I'm already, like, I think you, like, I don't even talk about it that much to y'all. 0.99

01:27:43.340 Like, I lift, like, and I'm very obsessed with it every day.

01:27:46.620 How much do you lift?

01:27:47.360 How many hours do you spend in the gym?

01:27:49.360 Like, 90 minutes?

01:27:50.060 Each one?

01:27:51.620 Each one?

01:27:52.260 I don't know what that means.

01:27:53.000 I mean, like, I thought you were saying, like, over the week.

01:27:54.780 You go to multiple gyms?

01:27:56.140 Yeah.

01:27:57.760 Sometimes they kick me out of this one that I really like.

01:27:59.840 How long are you working out a day?

01:28:01.300 Like, an hour?

01:28:01.940 Two hours?

01:28:02.860 It depends on the day because usually I try to go over my lunchtime.

01:28:07.200 Oh, my God.

01:28:07.540 Just give an answer.

01:28:08.560 Jesus Christ.

01:28:09.700 Yeah, just give me that.

01:28:10.200 If I go over my lunchtime, it's about an hour.

01:28:13.220 If I get to go, like, after and not have to worry about work or getting back home,

01:28:16.460 it's, like, an hour and a half to two.

01:28:18.160 Okay, okay.

01:28:18.680 So imagine if you took 50% of that and applied it to your one show you were doing

01:28:24.300 or even just a quarter of that time.

01:28:28.360 Dude, you have nine hours of just eating and gambling that you could dedicate, you know,

01:28:32.460 one-eighth of that.

01:28:33.500 I wish I had eating and gambling time I could munch into for other things I cared about.

01:28:38.560 Like, but I don't have that.

01:28:39.520 I've done four episodes of Better Off 10 and last 24 hours, by the way.

01:28:44.440 Like, so many years ago.

01:28:45.620 It's, like, it's literally the same thing.

01:28:47.960 It's, like, I just rack up a bunch of stalkers.

01:28:50.900 But anyway, this is being glitchy, but it's also time to go anyway.

01:28:54.420 We already did over an hour, so I'm not going to do the shout-outs

01:28:58.820 because they got the whole chat got hijacked.

01:29:01.520 There's too many people.

01:29:02.840 So we'll see you guys.

01:29:04.440 There was two more.

01:29:05.340 Maybe we need your life.

01:29:07.060 The whole chat, what?

01:29:08.220 What did he say the whole chat got what?

01:29:09.720 Hijacked. 0.81

01:29:10.660 Hijacked. 0.81

01:29:11.240 I love it because I guess they have enough viewers that they can call out

01:29:15.020 every one of their viewers.

01:29:16.540 Hey, Steve.

01:29:17.420 Hi, Bob.

01:29:18.080 Bob's back again.

01:29:19.620 Timothy, good to see you.

01:29:20.400 Bob, how's your wife?

01:29:21.220 She doing good?

01:29:21.880 She good?

01:29:22.340 I know she fell last weekend.

01:29:24.100 Let me just.

01:29:25.300 Dude, to have 30 live viewers.

01:29:27.940 This guy's got, what, $60,000?

01:29:30.080 Something like that.

01:29:30.600 Yeah, that is wild.

01:29:31.500 I didn't think about that.

01:29:32.280 Yeah, I didn't think about the fact of how big his social media is.

01:29:35.640 No, people follow him. 0.96

01:29:36.660 But he's awful. 1.00

01:29:37.600 He's so fucking. 1.00

01:29:38.500 He's the worst. 1.00

01:29:39.300 He was on Piers Morgan with 150,000 viewers,

01:29:44.400 and he's got 35 people watching. 0.98

01:29:46.560 Beyond retarded. 1.00

01:29:47.860 Like, you hear him talking, and you're just like, 0.98

01:29:49.360 yo, there's nothing going on there.

01:29:51.640 No, I see his bad.

01:29:52.340 It's like, if he had a debate with Brooklyn Dad,

01:29:55.900 you know the Brooklyn Dad guy?

01:29:57.220 He's the Brooklyn Dad, yeah. 1.00

01:29:58.700 He's legit retarded, but he does this stupid. 1.00

01:30:01.300 He does this country thing where I kind of, I act cool and like middle, 1.00

01:30:06.100 like blue collar, and I call other people retarded. 0.96

01:30:09.400 And if I say they're retarded a lot, then I don't look as retarded. 1.00

01:30:13.200 And I'm salt of the earth. 0.82

01:30:14.380 And if you're calling me out, it's because you just don't like little people.

01:30:17.560 You guys are seeing this wrong.

01:30:19.160 We would have a tremendous episode with this guy.

01:30:21.680 Like, 100%.

01:30:22.520 I think we should invite him on.

01:30:24.220 He's, there's nothing to lose.

01:30:25.920 Invite him on.

01:30:26.540 He's going to be like, this is what we're doing. 0.98

01:30:28.460 And then we're going to talk about topics he can fucking debate if you want to. 0.92

01:30:31.280 Yeah, we're doing Tower Gang, yeah. 0.99

01:30:32.140 We're doing Tower Gang, and if you don't do Tower Gang, we just kick you out.

01:30:35.460 I think it would be a lot of fun.

01:30:36.760 This is what this guy is. 1.00

01:30:38.040 He's the community whore. 1.00

01:30:39.140 Someone said he's a low cow, which is, no, someone said he's a low cow, 1.00

01:30:42.460 which is basically what the term is.

01:30:44.120 Like, he goes on to be made fun of.

01:30:46.700 It's like everybody just points and laughs.

01:30:47.740 I feel like he's the Dylan Mulvaney of conservatism.

01:30:49.860 I really do.

01:30:51.900 Dylan Mulvaney of conservatism. 1.00

01:30:53.120 He's just a big old faggot. 1.00

01:30:54.960 Damn. 1.00

01:30:56.020 Honestly, that's what I think he is. 1.00

01:30:57.220 He's a freak show. 0.98

01:30:58.280 He's got no skills. 1.00

01:30:59.220 He's got no intelligence.

01:31:00.800 He's got, like, nothing compelling or charismatic about him. 0.76

01:31:03.680 I don't even care about that subject, but I just watch it just because I was like, this is insane.

01:31:08.180 Yeah, Jay flatlined him.

01:31:09.220 It was hilarious. 1.00

01:31:09.760 This motherfucker, like, has the gall to come and talk to Jay Dyer about the ins and outs of, like, doctrine of Christianity 1.00

01:31:18.100 and then just, like, doesn't know the first thing from shit. 1.00

01:31:21.920 Like, shit I know is, like, grew up in the church from forever ago. 0.99

01:31:26.400 That's not even, like, my thing. 1.00

01:31:27.960 There's that motherfucker, that black dude, not the one that comes on your show all the time, 1.00

01:31:33.100 the other black dude that came on and debated that one Christian guy got fucked up. 1.00

01:31:37.900 Billy Carson. 0.99

01:31:38.580 But, yes, yeah, Billy Carson. 0.95

01:31:40.340 Yeah, he got, is he kind of like that, like, that level of getting fucked up by, like, Jay? 1.00

01:31:45.340 No, he's legit just retarded. 1.00

01:31:47.140 He's just stupid. 1.00

01:31:48.580 Like, he doesn't know anything and he talks a big game like he knows shit and he knows nothing. 1.00

01:31:52.560 Yeah, he will debate topics he knows nothing about. 0.99

01:31:54.180 Yeah, nothing.

01:31:55.540 Like, he legit is just, like, the guy who's, like, he hypes up the fight.

01:32:00.160 He's the hype guy and then he's just got nothing. 1.00

01:32:02.620 He's fucking stupid. 1.00

01:32:04.020 Like, we could send our worst person to debate the thing that they're completely wrong on 1.00

01:32:08.000 and they can make him look stupid because he's a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:32:11.540 Like, it doesn't take a skilled person to make that guy look dumb. 1.00

01:32:15.640 Yeah, that's the only reason I considered it, even though I didn't want to debate that topic 0.86

01:32:19.600 because it feels very lowbrow. 0.91

01:32:20.960 But I was like, I would fucking mess this guy up bad. 0.96

01:32:23.460 Do you think you could have still messed him up? 1.00

01:32:25.260 Shut up. 0.98

01:32:25.780 Even coming from Leroy, like, I have to defend the Tates. 1.00

01:32:28.480 Do you think you still could have gone in there and logically fucked him up?

01:32:32.780 I mean, I don't know how you proclaim someone's innocence. 0.92

01:32:38.040 I don't know how you do that. 0.91

01:32:39.000 I could argue, I could say, look, he spent fucking two years, or he spent three years under investigation, 0.96

01:32:43.700 one year in jail, two years under house arrest. 0.93

01:32:46.660 They never brought charges, never brought him to trial. 0.98

01:32:48.380 Like, I could fucking, I could do it, but, you know. 0.94

01:32:50.840 I think the move here is to get him on this show and make him look as good as possible. 0.98

01:32:56.800 Like, can we, can we do that?

01:32:59.280 Like, softball him topics, let him hit him out the park, have fun with him.

01:33:04.740 Yeah, that would be great.

01:33:05.580 That would be a great thing to do, yeah.

01:33:07.280 I think we should do that.

01:33:08.760 Like, it's like paying it forward, you know? 0.86

01:33:11.320 Paying the retard forward. 1.00

01:33:12.260 Why are you being kind to him? 0.80

01:33:13.440 I don't understand the angle.

01:33:14.440 I like him.

01:33:15.500 I don't believe him.

01:33:16.280 I like him.

01:33:16.380 There's no, there's no way that's true.

01:33:18.440 You're talking about Misfit Patriot?

01:33:21.200 Yeah, right?

01:33:22.020 Can we put together, I want to put together a list. 0.99

01:33:26.720 Yeah, it's gay. 0.95

01:33:27.740 I want to put together a list of all the people that Top says he likes and Top says he dislikes, 0.91

01:33:32.040 and I bet it's going to be astounding.

01:33:34.460 It's going to be totally inverted.

01:33:35.960 It's going to be.

01:33:37.000 All the people he likes, he says he hates.

01:33:38.700 He loves Cash Mattel.

01:33:40.020 He loves Misfit Patriot.

01:33:40.700 I know, right?

01:33:42.220 Which one am I on?

01:33:43.360 He loves Andrew Tate.

01:33:45.280 I'm pretty sure he's like, you know, you were like weird on Tate.

01:33:48.120 It was kind of this weird, like.

01:33:49.720 Ambivalent.

01:33:50.460 Yeah, it was like, I understand what he's doing.

01:33:53.260 You know why?

01:33:53.780 Because everyone has a very polarized opinion of Andrew Tate.

01:33:56.600 So, Top's just like, you know what?

01:33:58.560 Don't really care.

01:34:00.760 That's kind of where I've been forever.

01:34:02.720 Like, why does everyone have to have an opinion on this guy? 0.98

01:34:05.220 I don't fucking care. 0.98

01:34:05.340 My opinion on Andrew Tate came from your mom's house where I was like, oh, he's just a fucking funny, 0.99

01:34:10.080 like, it's just somebody to laugh at. 1.00

01:34:11.900 It's like, I know a lot of people freak out and say he raped a bunch of bitches. 0.99

01:34:15.000 A lot of people really claim he didn't. 1.00

01:34:16.680 Seems like quite the rabbit hole to dig into, and I don't fucking care. 0.98

01:34:19.940 Like, whatever. 0.79

01:34:21.660 I was just like, which is why I didn't want to have my big break on Piers Morgan debating that topic. 1.00

01:34:26.780 Did he rape these bitches? 1.00

01:34:28.140 I kind of looked into it. 1.00

01:34:29.140 Not really.

01:34:29.700 Let's talk about it.

01:34:31.100 Okay, okay, okay.

01:34:32.180 Here's what we do. 0.81

01:34:33.500 Can we set up the debate but on this show and just defend that maybe he did rape them and 0.80

01:34:38.920 maybe it was fine?

01:34:40.060 Like, just defend the age of consent. 0.93

01:34:41.940 Let's get fucking real weird with it. 0.94

01:34:43.200 Like, what is 12 years old? 0.96

01:34:43.940 See, this is why I think you ought to do it.

01:34:45.960 No, no, no, no.

01:34:46.620 Because you will go hard in the paint with that.

01:34:47.600 I have a better idea.

01:34:48.560 I have a better idea.

01:34:48.580 I have a better idea.

01:34:48.880 This is the opener to Top and Lewis' Jamaican discussion.

01:34:53.320 So, like, you have, like, the opening round fight, and it's Clint.

01:34:56.680 Opening round debate is Clint and Misfit Patriot talking about tape.

01:34:59.960 And then it goes to the main event, which is Top.

01:35:02.260 Mr. Patriot.

01:35:03.500 I like calling him Mr. Patriot.

01:35:05.500 That's what we should call him if we ever talk to him.

01:35:07.380 We should call him, wrongly call him Mr. Patriot.

01:35:11.020 Mr. Fit Patriot.

01:35:11.600 No, no, no, no.

01:35:12.040 Just Mr. Patriot. 0.99

01:35:13.240 Because it sounds like gay. 0.98

01:35:14.420 Like, Mr. Patriot. 0.98

01:35:16.260 Mr. Patriot.

01:35:17.500 We're real honored to have on tonight, Mr. Patriot.

01:35:20.780 Can we agree on that?

01:35:21.900 If we ever get him on, that we call him Mr. Patriot.

01:35:24.760 That's what we call him.

01:35:25.520 Yeah, Mr. Patriot is good.

01:35:25.780 We don't even have to say anything to each other.

01:35:27.380 We all call him Mr. Patriot.

01:35:29.200 That's it.

01:35:29.620 And if he corrects us, what do we do?

01:35:31.160 We double down.

01:35:31.720 Just don't acknowledge it.

01:35:33.280 Just keep calling him Mr. Patriot.

01:35:34.580 Okay, that was rude.

01:35:40.900 We think you're way less... 0.99

01:35:43.280 Gay. 0.98

01:35:43.820 Gay? 0.97

01:35:45.100 Then you let on. 0.95

01:35:46.320 Then you let on.

01:35:46.840 Then you let on.

01:35:50.400 Say we'd love to allow you to prove that.

01:35:55.180 Or something like that.

01:35:55.860 No, don't say that.

01:35:57.320 Expose.

01:35:58.100 Expose.

01:35:58.840 It would be great if misspelled.

01:36:00.880 Expose.

01:36:01.540 No, no.

01:36:02.060 You should do hashtag Ethereum.

01:36:03.480 Does he have, like, open DMs or something?

01:36:10.360 Yeah, I think so. 1.00

01:36:12.360 What a fucking faggot. 1.00

01:36:15.320 No, you're trying to get him to think you're a bot. 1.00

01:36:19.140 It's like, oh my God, how deep does this go?

01:36:26.000 Okay.

01:36:26.620 Do you think we're, like, actual schizophrenics?

01:36:32.120 We like bad choice.

01:36:34.160 So you don't think that you could debate Mr. Patriot as the...

01:36:37.820 We're already conditioning ourselves to call him that.

01:36:41.340 Can you give me your full name, please?

01:36:43.220 The thing I would most like to debate him on is Thomas Massey.

01:36:46.120 Like, if we're going to have a serious debate, I'd like to debate that.

01:36:48.080 No, it has to be a joke debate.

01:36:49.640 Because that's to be, like, or...

01:36:50.480 Okay, okay, okay.

01:36:51.080 No, no, no, no.

01:36:51.640 He doesn't realize it's a joke debate.

01:36:52.940 I just want to make that clear.

01:36:53.720 Like, you...

01:36:55.220 But see, here's the problem.

01:36:57.140 Here's the problem.

01:36:58.340 If I do that, if I do that, he's going to clip it, and he's going to put it out and try

01:37:02.220 and make this a big ordeal.

01:37:04.800 Yeah, of course he will.

01:37:06.700 Where I'm like, I'm like, well, did the Tate's really do anything wrong?

01:37:10.700 Like, sure, say he's guilty.

01:37:12.060 Is there anything wrong with that? 0.97

01:37:12.800 Look at Clint Russell making a mockery of these women getting raped, and he took us on to... 1.00

01:37:17.980 I came on to defend these women's honor, and he just goes, look at this nigger faggot. 1.00

01:37:24.260 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:37:25.180 Top should do it, because then he'll try and drag Top, and Top will just lean in.

01:37:28.080 I can't lean in. 0.98

01:37:28.800 It'll fucking ruin me. 0.98

01:37:29.740 I think it'd be terrible. 1.00

01:37:31.780 If I just go, yeah, dude, rape's fine. 1.00

01:37:35.000 Who doesn't rape? 1.00

01:37:36.720 Honestly, I was reading about the Talmud, and it was like... 1.00

01:37:39.160 So, it's a misnomer to say that they think that you should be able to have sex with a child at three. 0.96

01:37:45.420 Not really the case.

01:37:46.720 You could marry a child from the day that they're born. 0.70

01:37:50.360 You could marry your own child from the day that they're born, but usually they wait until 12 years old to have sex with them. 0.98

01:37:57.260 Oh, cool. 0.99

01:37:58.300 Yeah.

01:37:59.020 Talk about a rough first 12 years of your marriage, just blue balling it. 1.00

01:38:05.960 Keep this bitch around this whole time while she does this shit in her diapers. 1.00

01:38:10.920 Can't wait until you're big enough for me to fuck. 1.00

01:38:13.500 You think once a month is bad? 1.00

01:38:14.940 Try waiting once in 12 years.

01:38:16.720 It's terrible.

01:38:19.260 Go to the doctor, it's like, I'm in a sexless marriage.

01:38:21.720 It's just like, oh, wow.

01:38:22.680 How long have you been sex?

01:38:23.480 It's like, it's been 12 years.

01:38:25.240 How long have you been to 12?

01:38:28.520 It's a couple days until I'm allowed to.

01:38:30.140 I think this is the type of guest that we should get from now on.

01:38:35.480 Just like bad guests.

01:38:36.780 I floated this idea before and nobody kind of went for it.

01:38:39.700 Well, because there's no one that's like a prominent bad guest. 0.99

01:38:42.720 But Mr. Patriot is genuinely like a high profile fucking dumpster. 0.99

01:38:50.040 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:38:50.840 He would be a fun one to like coax into coming on the show once or twice.

01:38:55.060 Like tease him. 1.00

01:38:55.720 Be like, oh shit. 1.00

01:38:56.400 Wait, you think you could get him on? 1.00

01:38:57.500 Like, I think it's really funny that we get him on once and then he would come on again.

01:39:00.920 Like when you said once or twice.

01:39:03.580 We make a recurring thing. 0.98

01:39:05.380 I don't think, honestly, he's such a fame whore. 0.97

01:39:09.440 I think he'd come back over. 0.76

01:39:11.160 Yeah, he'd like being part of the lore.

01:39:13.300 Yeah.

01:39:14.000 He would be fun to hang out with.

01:39:15.920 I'm telling you.

01:39:16.640 He's not.

01:39:17.500 I don't think he's really fun to hang out with.

01:39:19.080 He street fought Bryson Gray in a gravel pit.

01:39:22.040 Yeah, dude.

01:39:22.520 That doesn't make you fun. 1.00

01:39:24.380 Makes you a psycho. 0.87

01:39:25.720 Well, he lost that fight. 0.98

01:39:27.300 I like that.

01:39:27.760 I like that kind of energy.

01:39:28.780 I'm not saying he's going to beat us in a fight. 1.00

01:39:31.300 I'm saying the guy's a fucking lunatic. 1.00

01:39:33.080 Why did he fight him? 1.00

01:39:34.320 I don't know.

01:39:36.380 That's a good question.

01:39:37.320 That's cool.

01:39:38.300 I want to ask him why.

01:39:39.600 I don't want to talk to him about that.

01:39:42.160 Why did he fight Bryson Gray and why was it because he's black? 0.95

01:39:46.980 Somebody said in the chat that he says nigger in private. 0.80

01:39:49.700 He does seem like the kind of guy that's in his buddies in a car. 0.95

01:39:53.160 He'd say it. 1.00

01:39:53.980 Hey, fuck you, nigger. 1.00

01:39:55.760 Yeah, I don't think he does, dude. 1.00

01:39:56.960 Mr. Patriot, will you say nigger? 0.96

01:39:58.460 I think he would. 0.97

01:40:00.480 That's actually, yeah, dude, just come on.

01:40:02.600 Come on, Tower Gang, and we just do Tower Gang and see what he thinks about it. 0.95

01:40:06.500 Does he say nigger? 0.98

01:40:08.520 Imagine him watching a lady at it. 1.00

01:40:10.640 All right, let's get him to say a racial slur, and then we'll clip it, and we'll fucking ruin him. 0.99

01:40:15.520 Guy's going to ruin him. 1.00

01:40:16.500 Do you think he's retarded enough to do that? 1.00

01:40:18.180 No, you can't. 0.99

01:40:18.680 You can't.

01:40:19.680 I don't know.

01:40:21.140 I mean, because everybody else will be saying it, he might say it, and then we can try and ruin him.

01:40:25.480 But he's already, like...

01:40:26.860 We could say that we're not recording.

01:40:28.900 Yeah, we're not recording right now.

01:40:31.380 We cover up the top corner.

01:40:34.840 Pay no attention to the group chat.

01:40:37.080 It's live because we have to go live.

01:40:40.240 It's like, we're not going anywhere, though.

01:40:41.420 Why does it say 300 viewers?

01:40:45.920 No way, dude. 0.99

01:40:47.020 That's fucking cool. 0.98

01:40:48.240 He's one of us. 0.99

01:40:50.500 No way. 0.96

01:40:51.360 He said he said nigger on the podcast. 1.00

01:40:52.900 Yeah, they're fucking with you. 1.00

01:40:54.640 Yeah, Clint Russell said that. 1.00

01:40:55.940 He definitely said it.

01:40:56.920 There we go. 0.97

01:40:57.720 Hey, I bet you somebody said nigger in the chat. 1.00

01:41:00.540 I bet you that's what happened. 0.96

01:41:02.140 I'm going to send him this.

01:41:03.240 Here we go.

01:41:04.060 Are you still bugging this guy? 1.00

01:41:06.600 What the fuck? 1.00

01:41:07.060 He's going to block you. 1.00

01:41:08.420 I love that you put the TG in there.

01:41:18.900 You added in the TG.

01:41:20.220 I love that.

01:41:22.260 Just try to crypto scam him slowly.

01:41:27.380 It's like, hey, do you want to start a new type of coin? 0.98

01:41:31.760 Dude, we can have a shit coin called Mr. Patriot. 0.99

01:41:36.100 Mr. Patriot. 0.99

01:41:38.420 Can we do Mr. Patriot coin?

01:41:40.800 Yeah, dude.

01:41:41.240 Let's create it.

01:41:42.140 Let's create it.

01:41:42.680 Cat coin. 0.99

01:41:43.820 See if we can sell it to him and then fucking pull the rug out of him. 1.00

01:41:47.020 Let's rug him. 1.00

01:41:48.240 Dude, if we can rug Mr. Patriot with his fucking alimony or whatever, Wayne. 0.99

01:41:53.260 Not alimony. 0.99

01:41:54.460 You know.

01:41:55.640 The life insurance money he got from his dead mom.

01:41:57.420 Life insurance or his inheritance from his dead mom.

01:41:59.300 He fought Bryson Gray over Bryson Gay saying...

01:42:02.240 Bryson Gay. 0.77

01:42:03.160 Bryson Gay. 0.97

01:42:03.680 He said they're trying to build nigger in the chat. 1.00

01:42:09.520 Way to go, dude.

01:42:10.600 That was really big of you today, Mr. Patriot.

01:42:13.420 I'm really proud of you.

01:42:14.400 Mr. Patriot.

01:42:15.340 Oh, he did say that?

01:42:16.280 All right.

01:42:16.600 Is he Jewish?

01:42:19.880 Yeah.

01:42:20.500 Probably.

01:42:21.980 Okay.

01:42:22.780 He's the enemy.

01:42:23.940 Because I don't know a conservative dude that would fight a conservative dude over being 0.98

01:42:27.400 anti-gay.

01:42:28.320 That sounds weird. 0.99

01:42:29.600 He's super Jew-y, right? 1.00

01:42:31.780 Well, he just had Joe Exotic's gay lover on his show, so it sounds right up his alley. 1.00

01:42:36.560 I think that gay lover was like that guy that had no teeth. 0.98

01:42:39.700 It wasn't really the gay lover. 0.98

01:42:41.600 Yeah, we were kidding, bro. 1.00

01:42:42.740 You think that Mr. Patriot can get the cum dumpster for Tiger?

01:42:48.140 I don't know who Mr. Patriot is.

01:42:50.000 I thought maybe Mr. Patriot has a pool.

01:42:52.640 Yeah, I thought...

01:42:53.780 Oh, my God.

01:42:54.680 What are we looking at?

01:42:55.840 What are we looking at?

01:42:56.840 Why?

01:42:57.940 Oh, no.

01:42:58.680 That's real... 0.99

01:42:59.300 That's like people dick. 1.00

01:43:00.760 That looks like my dick. 1.00

01:43:01.500 Oh, no. 1.00

01:43:01.760 What are you doing?

01:43:02.860 What are you doing?

01:43:04.180 Sorry.

01:43:05.180 Reality, Tyler. 0.98

01:43:07.300 What the hell, Tyler? 0.97

01:43:08.400 I don't watch Black. 0.98

01:43:09.020 Might be a little bit straight.

01:43:11.120 Sort of goes both ways.

01:43:13.140 Oh, my God.

01:43:14.480 Oh, my God.

01:43:14.960 That's terrible.

01:43:16.240 All right.

01:43:16.680 That was weird.

01:43:18.380 That might be a good place to end the show.

01:43:20.360 Yeah, right there.

01:43:21.040 Yeah, let's just keep that in our mind. 1.00

01:43:22.380 Not just horse pussy, but horse dick in pussy. 1.00

01:43:25.380 No, no, that was a human dick in horse pussy. 1.00

01:43:28.120 It was not a human dick. 1.00

01:43:29.340 There was way too many pictures of it. 1.00

01:43:31.640 Who are we going to get, just to end it, who are we going to get to be the gay judge to fill 0.99

01:43:35.660 your guys' bodies? 0.99

01:43:37.480 Oh, that's good.

01:43:38.960 We have to get a blind dude. 0.73

01:43:40.180 That's hard.

01:43:40.620 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:43:42.340 We're not ending it.

01:43:43.180 We're not ending it.

01:43:43.940 We have to find a blind guy, yeah. 0.97

01:43:45.240 Hold on.

01:43:45.700 Sorry, sorry. 1.00

01:43:46.100 I thought he was in the shit. 1.00

01:43:47.640 I was like, oh, shit. 1.00

01:43:48.380 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:43:49.060 That would have been fucking phenomenal. 0.99

01:43:50.020 He must have replied. 0.99

01:43:51.500 All right.

01:43:51.760 What was going on here?

01:43:52.440 Read that, Clint.

01:43:52.940 What?

01:43:54.620 The Tatrix has tried everything they can to silence me and shut me down because of my massive influence. 1.00

01:44:00.520 I'll be opening up an online university soon where you can learn to call out sex trafficking

01:44:04.780 predophiles online without a simp army full of indoctrinated fanboys stopping you from

01:44:09.040 achieving your goals.

01:44:10.500 Join PyramidScheme.com.

01:44:12.460 That car giveaway was staged.

01:44:13.780 What?

01:44:14.820 What?

01:44:15.520 Mean coin rug pull dropping.

01:44:17.580 Did he get hacked?

01:44:18.540 What's happening?

01:44:19.400 I don't know. 0.99

01:44:20.140 Did I fuck him up? 0.99

01:44:21.300 This was two minutes ago. 1.00

01:44:22.380 Did you make him lose his mind? 1.00

01:44:25.840 He looked just because it's a fucking bot. 1.00

01:44:28.980 What is happening right now? 1.00

01:44:32.000 What the fuck is happening? 0.99

01:44:33.680 I don't know what is happening. 0.99

01:44:35.680 Join PyramidScheme.com.

01:44:36.420 Dude, I want him to join the show so bad now. 0.99

01:44:39.140 What the fuck is he talking about? 0.99

01:44:40.620 What did you do to him on top? 1.00

01:44:42.680 I broke him.

01:44:45.540 That's how easy it is to break him.

01:44:48.600 That was the happiest I've ever seen top right there.

01:44:52.060 Dude, that's like...

01:44:52.640 Did you not see...

01:44:53.220 If we didn't listen to him, I feel like it was him going like, oh my god, oh look, oh 1.00

01:44:58.080 they're clearly bots, this type of shit. 0.99

01:45:01.300 He just can't believe that we would 4X his audience just on a joke real quick. 0.99

01:45:05.960 It's so funny that we can like... 1.00

01:45:08.300 It was the slightest of pushes and he went right off the fucking cliff. 0.99

01:45:13.120 I mean, in fairness, it's not the slightest of pushes, his mother just died. 1.00

01:45:18.940 Oh, that's true.

01:45:19.840 Maybe that's... 0.99

01:45:20.860 We were talking mad shit and they were watching, I think. 0.99

01:45:25.000 So I don't know what they got. 1.00

01:45:25.720 His mom died on Sunday and he lost his mind on Thursday. 0.95

01:45:28.220 Crazy.

01:45:29.000 Or Wednesday.

01:45:30.580 We hacked him for you guys just like you asked.

01:45:33.400 Alright, death-defying neuroscientist turned OnlyFans model confronts life with memory loss

01:45:37.360 after a brutal bike accident caused by a pigeon.

01:45:39.580 There's a lot of things going on there.

01:45:41.100 Yeah, that is quite the sentence.

01:45:43.700 Yeah, she's... 0.99

01:45:44.100 She wrecked her car, dude. 1.00

01:45:47.680 Damn, it looks like a pigeon hit her directly in the eyes. 1.00

01:45:50.200 She started the OnlyFans when? 1.00

01:45:53.400 After the bike accident.

01:45:55.660 Probably mid-bike, right?

01:45:58.620 No, what I was saying is Matt Reif said he had a gay guy that he can do it, that can judge.

01:46:03.260 If we can find a blind guy, that'd be really funny. 1.00

01:46:04.920 It has to be a blind guy. 0.96

01:46:05.700 He doesn't really have to be gay. 0.81

01:46:06.640 Well, you could have multiple judges because it could be like a...

01:46:10.500 We could have someone... 0.99

01:46:11.400 We could blindfold a gay guy. 1.00

01:46:13.880 That could make sense. 1.00

01:46:14.980 Do you think he would go straight for the dick and we'd be like, alright... 0.99

01:46:16.800 I feel like we're getting subject to mission creep here and this is just getting so more 0.99

01:46:20.540 and more bizarre to where it's just really never going to happen.

01:46:22.800 No, but I just...

01:46:24.080 No, that's very straightforward.

01:46:26.280 I did talk to Matt because Matt Reif was like, who is going to be judging this?

01:46:31.340 And I was like, I don't know.

01:46:33.240 Misfit Patriot would be a great guest judge for this.

01:46:35.520 Yeah.

01:46:36.740 Oh, yeah.

01:46:37.380 Yeah.

01:46:37.600 He loves days. 0.99

01:46:38.840 Don't fucking invite him to a live event. 1.00

01:46:41.280 This guy's a psychopath. 1.00

01:46:43.120 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:46:43.980 That's what we want.

01:46:45.380 But we don't... 1.00

01:46:46.460 I will fucking... 0.98

01:46:47.280 But it's to feel up, grease up dudes though. 0.99

01:46:48.880 Yeah, you want them to touch your bodies.

01:46:52.260 I really don't want to, but I will.

01:46:54.220 I like this guy.

01:46:55.380 I really do.

01:46:55.800 No, you don't.

01:46:56.700 You don't. 1.00

01:46:57.200 He's such a fucking liar. 1.00

01:46:58.260 He seems insufferable, honestly. 1.00

01:46:59.860 I lied to the people.

01:47:00.960 I lied to everybody.

01:47:01.980 And it was easy.

01:47:04.260 He's lying to us.

01:47:06.180 He seems like one of those people that I couldn't stand being around. 1.00

01:47:08.900 He's so fucking stupid. 1.00

01:47:10.540 Like, you just say shit and you're just like, I just fucking want to embarrass you, but I 1.00

01:47:15.320 also don't want to just deal with the trouble of arguing with you. 1.00

01:47:18.920 He's the type of guy that you want to get out of the conversation so badly, you decide

01:47:22.220 not to own him because you're just like, I don't even want to do this.

01:47:25.680 And that's honestly how I felt with the debate proposal. 0.76

01:47:27.800 I was like, sure, this would be a fucking cakewalk, but I don't know. 0.74

01:47:31.860 I don't want to do it. 0.93

01:47:32.340 I think you guys are doing this all...

01:47:33.300 You're just doing it all wrong.

01:47:34.400 You got a wrong approach to life. 1.00

01:47:35.820 You're walking around with your dick in gray sweatpants, no underwear. 1.00

01:47:39.380 It's not the way to do things, Clint. 1.00

01:47:41.220 We got to have fun with life.

01:47:43.280 There's the core of it.

01:47:44.300 It's more of fun. 0.99

01:47:45.620 You got to support your balls in some way, man. 1.00

01:47:47.680 You're going to put your balls in a headlock and keep them behind, like, fucking killing 1.00

01:47:53.040 your sperm count, dude? 1.00

01:47:54.140 You need just enough support. 0.91

01:47:55.300 You don't want to, like, make it tight and cut them off.

01:47:57.800 They just need a little bit of support.

01:47:59.100 It's a terrible misunderstanding to think that you're not enjoying your life because I don't

01:48:03.640 wear underwear. 1.00

01:48:04.400 What the fuck? 1.00

01:48:05.480 It's a pretty cozy life. 0.99

01:48:07.240 I'm actually really upset I'm wearing underwear and I forgot to change into sweatshorts and

01:48:11.360 no underwear.

01:48:12.240 Because, like, the moment I get home, sweatshorts, no underwear.

01:48:16.060 This is a man who knows how to live. 0.99

01:48:18.520 Toad, Toad, why do you think your balls need support? 1.00

01:48:20.680 What about them? 0.99

01:48:21.200 Dude, honestly, most of the time during life, if I'm not going somewhere serious, like, you

01:48:25.460 know, I don't know, anything more than a convenience store, it's basically sweatshorts and no

01:48:28.980 underwear. 0.99

01:48:29.620 That's always the fucking vibe. 0.99

01:48:31.600 That's always the, that's always what I rock. 1.00

01:48:33.980 I mean, my balls are, like, fairly, like, tight, like, compact. 0.98

01:48:36.820 I don't know, but, like, I feel like you've been wearing underwear all your life. 0.99

01:48:39.840 They flop around too much, though. 0.99

01:48:41.840 Yeah, my balls are just fucking, I don't wear tight. 0.99

01:48:44.120 Yeah, they should flop around. 1.00

01:48:45.300 You could literally, when I walk, you can hear my fucking balls just, I've legit taken 1.00

01:48:48.920 off underwear on this show before because it feels better on my balls. 1.00

01:48:53.460 It's amazing not wearing underwear. 0.98

01:48:55.780 No, I don't like it.

01:48:56.960 Oh, one thing I did say, one thing I also mentioned today was, I think because I'll have to be,

01:49:02.600 like, me and David will have to be shaved hairless.

01:49:05.980 Yeah.

01:49:06.740 We're trying to make this guy lose his body.

01:49:11.960 He already has.

01:49:13.040 Me and David have to be shaved all the way down, like, no hair at all.

01:49:16.420 I think we can get a Nadeau, like, sponsorship out of it. 0.97

01:49:20.680 I think that you and Dave should fucking, like, whoever, all right, so whoever loses 1.00

01:49:26.820 has to suck the other one off. 1.00

01:49:28.960 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:49:29.660 Oh, no.

01:49:31.880 That's crossing a line.

01:49:33.320 Yeah.

01:49:33.860 Is it, though?

01:49:34.780 I think it might be, like, yeah, it might be past the line.

01:49:40.540 Overt sexual act on one another.

01:49:42.780 All right, look, you can't find a line until you pass it, so I pass it.

01:49:45.220 My bad, my bad.

01:49:45.960 All right, my bad.

01:49:46.400 You know, if you don't ask, you don't know.

01:49:48.100 Blind guy joking him off. 0.96

01:49:49.440 We have to tread the line of straight gay. 1.00

01:49:52.180 Okay, so sucking each other's dicks off limits, okay. 1.00

01:49:54.960 All right, all right, all right. 1.00

01:49:56.080 Maybe I pushed a little too far.

01:49:57.540 How about this?

01:49:58.920 How about this? 0.99

01:49:59.280 Whoever loses, the other one gets to jerk off on them. 0.99

01:50:03.640 How about this? 0.99

01:50:04.620 Oh, yeah.

01:50:06.120 Hold on.

01:50:06.920 Hold on.

01:50:07.320 We discussed this.

01:50:07.940 We discussed this.

01:50:08.140 I took a big step back from the line there.

01:50:09.900 No, no, no.

01:50:10.260 We discussed this last week. 0.99

01:50:11.260 As long as you don't come, it's not gay. 1.00

01:50:13.680 So you could suck him, just not suck him off. 1.00

01:50:16.200 But something could be not gay and still be kind of lack decorum. 1.00

01:50:20.760 Just be an appropriate. 0.60

01:50:21.940 That's a good bet.

01:50:23.560 So whoever loses, you can't work out for a year.

01:50:25.980 Oh, that would kill me.

01:50:27.060 Can I just say, I know we're about to, I feel like we're bringing it in for a landing

01:50:30.700 anyway, but I think it's, so the Alex Jones thing with the reporter that got murdered,

01:50:35.960 you guys heard about this, right?

01:50:37.340 Yeah.

01:50:37.540 Dude, Alex has been capitalizing on that. 0.98

01:50:40.020 Like, he doesn't give a fuck about that guy. 0.99

01:50:41.620 It's the sickest thing I've ever seen in my life. 0.99

01:50:42.940 I don't know who he was, but he died.

01:50:44.120 It's so sad.

01:50:45.080 I just, but here's the real funny part, like with the part that I gleam that I think is

01:50:48.200 just gold.

01:50:49.180 You had Chase Geyser who really bought his entire audience and just grifted and faked

01:50:54.560 his way into-

01:50:55.560 Oh, this is probably fake too, to be honest.

01:50:57.680 And now he's, I think he's actually getting, what is that called?

01:51:01.280 Swatted? 0.89

01:51:01.600 Yeah, there we go.

01:51:02.900 Chase Geyser getting swatted.

01:51:04.300 I mean, how hard is, like, can you, how easy would that be to fake though?

01:51:07.760 I mean, I don't know.

01:51:08.440 Do they keep, you know, police records?

01:51:10.880 I'll be honest.

01:51:11.460 I have no ill will against Chase, but you just pointed out he completely faked his way

01:51:15.300 to the top.

01:51:15.780 Would it really be that crazy if he also did something like this?

01:51:18.400 He is, he is getting swatted, but that doesn't mean that he's not calling the cops on himself.

01:51:22.440 Exactly.

01:51:22.980 That's what I'm saying.

01:51:23.760 It's like, I don't know.

01:51:25.480 Is that really that crazy that he would do that?

01:51:27.420 I mean, it's kind of crazy that how he got to where he is.

01:51:31.240 You can do anything.

01:51:32.460 Yeah, he got to where he is entirely artificially.

01:51:37.200 Like, entirely.

01:51:38.820 It was insane.

01:51:40.960 Can the need for fame really take over? 0.99

01:51:46.060 Oh, I don't give a fuck. 0.97

01:51:47.120 I'm just saying, like, because people would be like, I feel like they're like, oh, you 0.99

01:51:50.820 sound crazy saying that they would fake this, that, like, this is bullshit or he's, like, 0.98

01:51:54.200 swatting himself or whatever. 0.99

01:51:55.640 I'm not saying it's crazy, but I'm saying, like, do you think it's...

01:51:58.020 I don't know.

01:51:59.180 Judging by past actions.

01:52:01.600 Dude, Chase DMs me sometimes just telling me that he loves me.

01:52:05.480 I believe it.

01:52:07.060 He occasionally DMs me.

01:52:07.940 There's a difference between, like, buying followers and then, like, the fame you need,

01:52:12.280 the fame you desire to enough to where you're like, I'm going to swap myself.

01:52:16.520 Like, that seems like a pretty...

01:52:17.860 That's a big job.

01:52:18.640 You need to be part of some big sweeping narrative that makes you part of it where you're now

01:52:22.580 a big name at InfoWars.

01:52:24.240 Now, you are the big money guy.

01:52:25.820 I can see Mr. Patriot doing it, but...

01:52:27.120 You're putting yourself at risk, yeah. 0.98

01:52:28.800 Dude, Mr. Patriot would absolutely fucking swat himself. 0.95

01:52:30.580 Mr. Patriot would do it? 0.99

01:52:31.900 Then why the fuck wouldn't Chase Geyser do it? 0.97

01:52:35.260 I don't think Mr. Patriot and Chase Geyser are the same type of guy. 1.00

01:52:38.480 They're the same type of nigga. 1.00

01:52:41.260 With laughter. 0.99

01:52:46.560 And I don't have any problem with Chase Geyser.

01:52:48.820 Like, he even...

01:52:49.540 I believe he admitted it to us, what he did.

01:52:51.940 Yeah, he was not.

01:52:52.940 But it's just, like...

01:52:54.740 It's also, like, he would do that.

01:52:56.740 Is it really that crazy? 1.00

01:52:57.400 He would do more artificial shit? 1.00

01:52:59.760 That's the gayest fucking... 1.00

01:52:59.780 That's the gayest... 1.00

01:53:00.400 Dude, this guy... 0.96

01:53:00.920 This guy, I honestly think he's afraid of me, which is so weird. 0.99

01:53:03.640 That's gay. 1.00

01:53:04.660 That's the gayest... 1.00

01:53:04.880 Because, like, he went on... 0.93

01:53:06.420 He's pointing out Patrick Shouts, who's one of our most schizo followers.

01:53:09.380 It will be fun.

01:53:11.300 Pointing out that he only has a hundred whatever followers.

01:53:13.600 I like that top only types and caps now. 0.98

01:53:17.120 It's fucking great. 0.96

01:53:18.440 How many followers does he have on Twitter? 0.99

01:53:20.560 50,000.

01:53:21.420 More than me.

01:53:22.020 Yeah, something like that.

01:53:23.020 Not slightly more than you, right?

01:53:24.540 Only slightly. 0.99

01:53:25.500 I swear this dude probably buys people or some shit. 1.00

01:53:28.140 Like, he seems to answer to everything, motherfucker. 1.00

01:53:30.300 He tries to get into, like, knock down, drag out fights to get people to quote tweet him, 0.99

01:53:34.580 so I just replied to him.

01:53:35.760 I didn't quote tweet him once.

01:53:37.000 Oh, he wants to get the... 0.99

01:53:41.380 All right, y'all ready to fucking wrap the shit up? 0.99

01:53:43.600 Let's get out of here, yeah. 0.99

01:53:45.020 He's not coming on.

01:53:45.740 It was a fun episode, though.

01:53:47.020 I had fun, guys.

01:53:47.620 That was fun.

01:53:48.540 One of the best millennia.

01:53:49.440 Look at Tim Dillon looking like a snack there on the right.

01:53:52.020 We said we're ready to wrap it up.

01:53:53.360 Who keeps pulling up content, Tyler?

01:53:54.920 Dude, I've seen Tim Dillon in person, and let me tell you.

01:53:57.960 Snack?

01:53:58.320 He ain't gonna be around much longer. 1.00

01:54:00.680 He looks like a shit. 1.00

01:54:01.600 Is he, like... 1.00

01:54:02.780 He looks like Chris Farley. 1.00

01:54:04.200 His body is fucked. 1.00

01:54:04.520 His skin is fucked. 1.00

01:54:05.800 He has, like, abscesses. 1.00

01:54:08.060 To me, it's always the breathing.

01:54:09.780 When they start really, like, doing that. 0.95

01:54:10.920 The gay stuff, dude. 1.00

01:54:11.840 Yeah. 0.99

01:54:12.060 His body looks worse than Toad's, like, by a decent margin. 0.98

01:54:15.600 Is he gay? 0.98

01:54:16.420 I still don't know. 0.69

01:54:17.260 He's gay, dude. 0.96

01:54:18.060 He's really... 0.99

01:54:18.880 He's seriously gay. 1.00

01:54:20.560 Oh. 0.99

01:54:20.980 I've always thought it was a joke.

01:54:22.280 For sure. 1.00

01:54:22.980 He's fucked, dude. 1.00

01:54:23.200 No. 1.00

01:54:24.100 I just...

01:54:24.760 I've never seen him with a man.

01:54:26.340 And he's got such an, like, aggressive heterosexual energy. 0.99

01:54:29.580 It's fucking crazy to think that any gay dude would be attracted to that. 1.00

01:54:32.980 Plus, he's hideous. 1.00

01:54:33.920 But he's worth 100 million bucks or something crazy, probably.

01:54:37.460 That much?

01:54:38.100 Everyone's calling him Mr. Patriot.

01:54:39.840 It's great.

01:54:40.620 This is fantastic.

01:54:41.680 He was one of the most successful Patreon people of all time.

01:54:45.720 He's made an incredible amount of money.

01:54:47.580 Yeah.

01:54:47.800 Call him Mr. Patreon.

01:54:49.660 Because he left Gas Digital and he went to Patreon.

01:54:52.720 Oh, yeah.

01:54:53.040 He was, like, one of the biggest ones.

01:54:54.260 Like, the first one to kind of switch over to do that by himself.

01:54:56.660 And then everybody, like...

01:54:57.220 And then he made...

01:54:58.300 He was making, like...

01:54:59.200 I know he was making, like, 2 million a month from Patreon. 1.00

01:55:01.800 Damn, boy. 1.00

01:55:02.620 Damn. 1.00

01:55:03.500 That's crazy. 0.99

01:55:03.940 We just broke 3,000 a month, which is pretty good. 0.99

01:55:06.700 So, join the fucking NDS Patreon. 0.99

01:55:09.020 Spent all that money on... 1.00

01:55:10.940 Wait, NDS makes 3 grand a month?

01:55:13.560 On Patreon?

01:55:14.840 Yeah, dude. 0.98

01:55:15.320 They're fucking crushing over there. 0.98

01:55:17.440 I mean, if we don't make a fucking 2 million, it's not really that much. 0.99

01:55:21.320 That's still fantastic. 0.97

01:55:22.600 Yeah, that's still wildly good, dude. 0.99

01:55:24.640 Killing it. 0.99

01:55:25.380 Keep going, baby boy. 0.99

01:55:26.460 Hey, man, we need more.

01:55:27.400 And so does Tower.

01:55:29.600 Yeah.

01:55:29.960 I mean, they're already here, so I guess I'll...

01:55:32.140 When this gets released to the general public, you can go ahead and...

01:55:34.200 Pitch to the choir.

01:55:35.260 Give me money, too, please.

01:55:37.160 Put in the YouTube seat.

01:55:38.440 Money, please.

01:55:38.900 Subscribe to at LibertyLogPod.x.

01:55:41.080 Thank you.

01:55:41.400 Bye.

01:55:42.000 Patreon.com is no way.

01:55:42.800 Jose 2020.

01:55:43.700 Give me money.

01:55:44.180 Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, please. 0.99

01:55:46.720 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:55:48.840 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:55:50.520 No way, Jose. 0.99

01:55:51.980 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

01:55:53.180 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:55:55.640 Reed. 1.00

01:55:58.340 Cole.

01:56:00.100 Top Lobster and Toad.

01:56:02.500 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:56:05.160 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:56:06.700 Liberty Lock is Oreo thing.

01:56:08.660 Same with Lobster Cole and Jose.

01:56:11.240 Toad is sick.

01:56:12.060 No way, Jose. 1.00

01:56:13.140 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:56:14.760 They made Daysmith all his fame. 0.98

01:56:16.320 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:56:18.740 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:56:21.180 They made Daysmith all his fame.

01:56:23.700 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:56:26.640 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.91

01:56:28.340 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it. 0.70

01:56:35.020 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks. 0.93

Tower Gang - March 18, 2025

Ep 220 - Mister Patriot

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