Ep 220 - Mister Patriot
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 56 minutes
Words per Minute
199.10594
Hate Speech Sentences
213
Summary
Toad and the gang talk about Joe Biden and how stupid he is, and how he thinks about other people's dicks. Also, they talk about the worst day they ve ever had, and what they would do if they were Joe Biden.
Transcript
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As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison,
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If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.
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Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.
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I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.
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Toad, the next cock that was up, do you ever think about it still?
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I think it was the one that you guys all said was terrible.
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I was like, man, have you thought about Joe Biden in a hot minute?
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Oh, I was just snacking on bacon like a motherfucker.
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Cole already told his best story and he did it in the pre-show, which is always a mistake.
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Back with you after the worst day that I could possibly have.
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Toad, I've been checked out for the week, so I think it's good this way.
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Like, now that I don't really talk to you guys during the week, I get to find out what are you doing, like, today.
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And Clint almost ended it with his Joe Biden joke.
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I mean, that show was this week, so I had a horrible day that day.
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You would think that when somebody asks Toad about his day or week, he would be ready to tell you.
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Today at work, my entire left side went numb inexplicably.
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This is where you go when we ask for a summation of your week.
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I was like Rick Allen while coding, though, instead of being behind the drum kit.
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I'm some sort of, like, coding prodigy, I think.
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Meanwhile, I'm, like, thinking I might die at the same time.
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But I was without the use of my left arm and hand for probably a few hours.
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Like, he told us in his betting chat, he was like, my left hand is numb.
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And he was like, I'm not going to the hospital.
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Oh, because the last time I did that, I was in the ER for, like, a bunch of hours.
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What are they going to do for left side numbness?
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Okay, but let's figure out how to do this, because StreamYard has fucked it.
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It's got a second here, and then we got to do this.
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I love how this is, yeah, we're just doing this during the show.
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You know how I can't see, and a lot of people think that a blind person can't play football.
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But this courageous youngster has proven those people wrong.
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Chats can just say to the audio, and he can't hang on.
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You've got to sense where everybody is on the field, man.
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How does this tie into anything we were just talking about?
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Earlier, someone said, what the fuck is going on?
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So we did all that just because someone said, what the fuck is going on?
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By the way, I thought that video, too, but I was like, I can't believe he's really bringing
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It's been there for a while, but it's so good every time.
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I mean, he has everything going for him except for eyesight.
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Do you think that was kind of, like, I would want to say almost animal cruelty because I
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don't think blind people are on the same level as us.
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Oh, we should rank disabilities on, like, how, like, who's the most subhuman?
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Being black is definitely a disability, but I don't know.
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I mean, Downs is really, like, a positive, so that's not low on the list.
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They're kind of like, what was that movie that there was something, like, basically it
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was saying the autistic people were, like, the next...
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There was a movie that it was basically, like, autistic people are the next evolution
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Is it like we're going to break off into two evolutionary paths and we have retards and
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That's the whole premise of the telepathy tapes, is that these fucking, these nonverbal retards
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Before we, before I kill you on this, Clint, how does my quality look?
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What's so funny about Top, like, hating on this, is I tuned in to Nethlem Death Squad.
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I've been tuning in almost every day just to nag David about lifting, which they never
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I never see them read comments, but it's just funny because...
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But it's funny because I heard them talking about their, like, the devil of the wind was...
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And they're talking about, like, Katy Perry, something like that.
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And then you bring up the telepathy tapes, and, like, Top's like, this fucking bullshit.
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Top, you do look like you're becoming more Muslim.
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I feel like you're about to, yeah, like, command...
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Do you think it's your hatred of Jews is turning you into, like, a super Muslim?
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Yeah, it's like, you know, when you're around your wife a lot, you start to, like, look like
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So, yeah, I'm becoming Muslim or more Spanish, which is disgusting.
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He'll buy whatever you fucking tell him at that point.
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And he said to me, you don't get the kind of gifts that I have if you lie.
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Let's please multiply two numbers and see if he gets it.
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I was wondering, because I was looking at the two the whole time, and I saw his hand
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Why are his mind and my mind completely connected?
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I knew that a lot of people would think, boy, Diane saw him beat that.
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It's just a white woman being like, my little boy is special.
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It's like, your little boy just threw shit out of the way.
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One of these kids drowned in a bathtub at the end of this.
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He couldn't fucking telepathically understand to swim?
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He told people goodbye, and he made peace with everybody.
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I just think if you're the next evolution of humans, you should be able to do something
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Basically, you can see things with your mind and get like...
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And also communicate with other beings with your mind.
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I think if not for Professor X, you would not know what telepathy is.
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I get the difference between telepathy and telekinesis, okay?
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All right, so Top, you're clowning on me because I listened to a podcast and I found it interesting.
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Because I know for sure you cried when you listened to it.
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You're the perfect target audience for believing that these fucking retards are superheroes.
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I mean, four other retards talked me into doing a podcast for three years straight.
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I want to ask you, because Dylan brings up a great point.
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Interesting, they never use these magic powers for monetary reasons.
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Because I feel like if it was a Jewish telepath, they would try to use this to like...
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It's mind-controlling a large percentage of the population.
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I googled her name, Kai Dickens, and I did an early life check.
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And I couldn't find if she was Jewish or not, but I have suspicions.
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They're trying to tell us that these retarded kids are better than us.
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I think they were like, his special telepathy power is they're like, what is this smell?
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And every time he just says shit, that's all he can smell is just like smells of shit.
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Doomsday Cracker say Clint is practically a middle-aged white woman.
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Oh my God, did you hear about the retarded children and the magical powers they have?
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I didn't even know what to do about them themselves and just hear them go, parent two.
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And then these serious scientists are going, oh my God, did you see what they just fucking did?
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Was one of the things actually like the whole like calculator?
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Because I've seen Asian kids, no lie, like on like America's Got Talent, do the human calculator thing.
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The issue is that these people are non-communicative.
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So like they thought that these people were fucking basically brain dead.
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And then they realized that these kids were able to communicate and communicate things that they should not know.
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Look, I am the first to admit, this may very well be a con.
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That's the first time I've seen video of what you're talking about.
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What if we unlocked an occultic door that shouldn't be open?
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Clint is usually like the most skeptical of all of us.
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I have a lot of thoughts about the telepathy tapes.
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And then there's this one thing that's kind of woo-woo.
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Derek can't communicate nonverbal with cerebral palsy.
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When I met Derek, I sat in the class with him and provided communication support.
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Facilitators were doing this thinking they were giving people the ability to be able to communicate.
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She looked at Derek and said, do you want me to tell them?
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And he said, you know, I've dreamed about this.
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So, there's a thing called assisted typing where they touch their hand and then they type like that because they need some sort of sensory input.
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And that's what she was doing and she said that he consented to fucking her.
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And at the time, I was like, huh, I don't believe this bitch.
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And then she grabs his hand and is like, Y-E-N.
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Dude, usually I'm on the side of the, you know, those really hot teachers that are banging their 17-year-old students.
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But this woman, partially because she's an ugly bitch, but also because...
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Dude, this is a fucking black retard with cerebral palsy.
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Well, I was about to ask, how do you get fucked by someone with cerebral palsy?
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So you're saying that I should meet up with this woman?
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You've been going your whole life not experiencing the love of a woman because you're so fucking cool.
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I did that before the show to see how I'd react to you guys and it made me like you less for some reason.
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I thought that I'd come here and be more chill, but I feel a little bit more aggro.
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So when your sexual tension is taken away, so when you have sexual tension, you like us more?
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It's like after you just fuck and you're like, do I want to watch porn right now?
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Like, you're looking at us and you're just like, I don't even, like, we're your pornography.
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Or for Cole, it happens because he's like, that blowjob didn't do anything.
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But, so, you already got your release, so you don't need this anymore.
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I told my wife, I said, should I even go down there, like, to do this?
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I just came in her and go, should I even do this show now?
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Just a brief tangent, given that Top insinuated that he has sexual attraction towards Cole.
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What's interesting about Cole's body is that on any other stature, it'd be incredibly impressive.
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But if you actually meet him, like, if you see the photo of him, if you see the photo of him, you're like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
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But then when you meet him, you're like, oh, it's like having a fucking, it's like a Ferrari, but it's a, you know, it's a tyke bike.
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Doesn't he kind of have short legs, too, so it kind of makes him look more comical?
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Because, like, and I mean this sincerely, and I don't mean this as an insult, but if he was 6'3", that would be the best body you've ever seen.
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Yeah, you were just, like, basically just a tiny bit taller than me, to be honest.
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It's like, he has the most unimpressive, impressive body that I've ever seen.
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But if you see him in person, you'd be like, it's not doing anything for me.
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But just because I'm shorter, like I'm technically average height.
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But that's why it makes it so great, because it's me versus Raven, because Raven's also
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Yeah, but he has like a Latin flair to him, you know?
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It's insane that he would even consider challenging you.
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He was out of left field, and he went so hard, and I was like, all right, this has basically
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Yeah, it was hard, and it turned me on, but I was like, I kind of want to talk about this
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I kind of wanted to bring him in, because I wanted to be able to pick his brain and be
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I won't sleep on Raven, I'll be honest with you.
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You could literally go to sleep until the competition you'd still win.
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I think he's just trying to look the sexiest is what it was, basically.
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This is like, as far as I know, David was just like, at Bohemian Grove, he said, I'm going
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to be more in shape and jacked and better looking than Cole does, and he was like, we'll have
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Tell us your honest opinion, Cole, when you see this picture.
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I said this, and I think I said it in our chat, what I said was, David can get very lean, and
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I was like, and that's what he can get over me, because it's going to be harder for me
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to get super lean, because I'm just not, like, it sucks for me.
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He's done the full-on, like, where he cuts down, like, really hard.
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I was like, but I have him on muscle mass, so as far as, if I can get within 2% to 3%
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of body fat of him, I'll smoke him, but I have to get, like, he's going to go so hard,
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because he can get lean in three months, but...
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That's why we were talking about today with Matthew Reif.
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I honestly think we should have Milo Yiannopoulos judge this.
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Well, Matt Reif said, somebody's blind, and they would be a judge, and he was just thinking
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And I was like, oh, so they come up there, we're all oiled up, and they have to put their
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And I said, maybe do a little side pot bet of, like, we all pop a Viagra before.
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Whoever gets hard during the portion of the blind dude rubbing up, it's the gayest.
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I got to interject here, because that is such a fucking great idea.
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And if we don't do it, I'm going to be upset with you guys.
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But the reason it's a great idea is that I fell in love with slash became addicted with
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this Matan Evans kid last night, and I sent it to Top and David.
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On YouTube, I binge-watched it, and he maintains this character.
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If you could pull it up, someone pull up Matan Evans highlights best of.
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He just treats his guests like absolute shit, and he's got these other guys that come in,
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Yeah, and he tried to steal the headphones or something from Dave, whatever.
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But, like, they come up with these bits that are on the fly, just very, very, very funny.
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It's just like throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
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But I'm telling you, this idea that Cole just said, having a blind guy judge a bodybuilding contest,
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you have to pop a Viagra, and if you get hard, you lose.
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It's one of the best ideas I've ever heard, actually.
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Dude, and if one of you gets hard, then you have to fuck Milo.
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No, it was new post notifications, not even, like, a like.
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Oh, is he just, like, flexing and, like, Milo likes something?
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Oh, yeah, this is the one, he's the one that said.
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Should they occasionally reward me with one of them?
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Like, I'm going to report your father after this podcast.
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They can just give me the guy and then I'll work him.
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I think you're in the wrong time period for that one.
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He's the one that asked Bradley Martin, he was like, if you're running a gym and a Jew comes
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to you and says, I was promised a gym membership 4,000 years ago, would you let him enter your
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He had Whitney Cummings on and he goes like, do you think that you are the funniest of all
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I understand Jose's knee-jerk reaction to say, I hate this kid.
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I'm telling you, if you watch him for a while, you just start to love it.
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You hate him at first and you're like, oh, this is fucking genius.
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Dude, I read, I've been reading through the comments from my tinfoil hat that there was
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one guy that like literally, because I mentioned, I name dropped you at the very end because
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I plugged TopLobster.com and he goes, you had me up until the Top Lobster thing and it's
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like, and I guess you got me for the whole thing, but yeah, no more.
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And you're like, so it's like literally all, just, I don't know why this guy hates you,
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but just like, he apparently enjoyed the entire episode, but then I mentioned your name.
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I've got lots of haters and I, and I recognize that and I appreciate it.
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Like if someone hates me, I go, why would you hate?
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I don't understand why you would even think that you must be, not even exist.
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So yeah, it doesn't even like, it doesn't compute.
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Like it's like, this does, it's like it just, like whenever.
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This, this is where Top and Toad kind of have like a, like a link of this autism thing of
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like, if I don't like get it, it doesn't exist or like, and I just like whatever.
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No, actually that's a really good point because Top thinks everybody likes him and, and Toad
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believes that everyone hates him and they're both right.
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I'm trying to figure out what you're even, what are you, what are you saying?
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Cause the words that you're putting next to each other don't make any sense.
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I'm saying that you guys are the same, but in the, in the inverse, you believe everyone
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Toad, I know you were trying to get, someone was trying to set you up this week.
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Did you, are you going to be falling in love with a, with a crunchy, homeless, progressive
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Jeremy Kaufman was trying to set up, uh, Toad with, uh, Blackfire, whatever her name is.
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But like, and like, he was really trying and I was like, and Toad.
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I just thought it was interesting that Jeremy was like really trying.
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Like we all know it's not going to happen just now because like.
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He's doing it because he's trying to screw over Justin O'Donnell.
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I just, I'm like, let me see who this bitch is.
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But like, there's no way Toad could coexist with that.
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Well, the thing is, I don't think either can fix each other.
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I mean, I guess a poison would get his dick wet and he would get him in the game at least,
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And it's just because like, I gave the story in the pre-show about Toad leaving his own
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chat because of a misunderstanding that was his fault.
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That wing of the party genuinely believes that Toad's a fascist.
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I mean, that would make it quite the power couple if he pulled that off because she was
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I didn't know if you guys were finally going to argue about Jamaica.
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I've never been able to envision Toad with a woman, right?
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And now I thought about it and I was like, I could see him with some hood bitch, like
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You look like a dude who would be with a black chick.
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No, you look like a dude who would be with a black chick.
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Not a fat chick, a black chick, you dumb bitch.
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And I actually kind of got it, but I just was going to let you sit with it.
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I'm saying you look like a dude that would be dating a black chick.
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Okay, well, what I'm saying is very clear, and it's true.
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I understand what you're saying, but I don't understand why.
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There's two types of white guys that date black chicks.
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It's more like the kind of almost homeless wigger.
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Like the guy you see outside of like a 7-Eleven type of wigger.
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The second one is the toe type, which is like the short, fat, bald man that just wants-
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But then he wears a fitted cap to be down with the culture.
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He goes to the cookouts, but he stays real quiet.
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So my read on this, because I sent this to somebody else a while ago, whenever it first
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It says, breaking a South Carolina man is executed by firing squad, the first U.S. prisoner
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So my thought was, okay, so with the new way, I was like, does the military do the firing
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Wait, so you think this is legitimately a military function, that they wouldn't-
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Is the military the one that carries out the firing squad?
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I would think it would be the judicial system of whatever given realm, whether it's federal
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It's not like a judge who's going to get up there and shoot him.
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It says he was strapped to a chair and three people-
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Can I just be like, I volunteer to be the front of the firing squad?
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Can we bring our own guns or do you provide the guns?
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This dude murdered his ex-girlfriend's parents, I believe.
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Can we just like have a bunch of different guns?
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Like one guy just brings a shotgun, but it's like filled with beanbag rounds.
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Like swing, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine, machine.
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Because I was asking, if it's the military, I can imagine that they would try to DEI it
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because a lot of the military is like fucking faggy and full of women now.
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And having women on the firing squad is funny to me
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because either one, they won't hit anything, so they'll miss the guy.
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Or two, if they do hit them, they'll have PTSD about it.
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What a ham-fisted way to get women into this situation.
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Yes, because I think that's a funny scenario is having women on the firing squad.
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It's just a ham-fisted way to get there from here.
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Well, I was thinking possibly if it is the military and they're like-
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Look, just to cut you off on this joke that's going nowhere.
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The military could not be used because that would be a violation of posse cometage.
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You'd be using the military on the American people.
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Jose is so high, I don't even know if he can function right now.
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But I would imagine, I was going to say National Guard, but it's probably not National Guard.
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It's probably like, I don't know, Sheriff's Office or something.
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No, but the way they actually did this is they strapped him to a chair, almost like the electric chair.
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And they had three people fire from a close distance right into his chest.
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What I've heard is that when they do a firing squad, one person have a blank.
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So you don't have to have PTSD because you can assume that you weren't the one that killed him.
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But that's what's really funny to me is that if there was still a woman, they would give the woman the blank, and she would still get PTSD from it.
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Is your angle here that women are stupid because they would still feel guilt for being possibly part of the death of a man?
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Listen, the woman would make an execution about herself.
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The woman would make the execution about herself.
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Like, they would be the executioner, and they would be like, here's my story.
00:35:28.320
You think you could take on that task and have no-
00:35:32.620
Like, you just go home back to your family and nothing even happened?
00:35:44.680
Do you think you could wake up every day and just go kill a man and come back home and have no problem?
00:35:50.520
I'd be like, where do you want to get some lunch after this, buddy?
00:35:52.160
You're supposed to, but I can just fucking pull the lever, dude.
00:35:58.300
You're like, only women would have a problem killing a man.
00:36:03.320
I can't believe that's the angle of the joke there.
00:36:04.940
We were supposed to survive the premise the whole way through.
00:36:10.840
I had to dissect your joke to make it funny because what was funny was that you thought we would assume the premise.
00:36:16.260
Listen, the group chat I sent it to thought it was very funny, so I thought I was way ahead here.
00:36:27.240
Because y'all don't respond to anything I said.
00:36:39.960
Top is just, I mean, the volume he's doing is absolutely, like, it was so funny.
00:36:44.360
Because before he said he was, he just had sex, he came in, and his voice was completely different.
00:36:49.840
Like, he had been crying, and we just thought, like, the volume of podcasts.
00:36:55.120
Yeah, but then you told me, you were like, I just had sex, though.
00:37:10.520
I did not cry during the telepathy tapes, you lied.
00:37:17.780
This is a funny, this is also a funny thing, though.
00:37:19.980
The transfiring squad is funny, because they would just turn the rifles on themselves.
00:37:25.360
If I was on death row, I would absolutely order transfiring squads and just pray.
00:37:34.700
What would be, by the way, what would be your death row meal?
00:38:02.460
Like you'd be like, let me go back and get some fucking.
00:38:16.080
Every Thursday, my wife and I drive almost two hours to look after our grandkids.
00:38:20.780
Tower Gang is always first on the menu, and my wife hates it.
00:38:24.080
She insists that it is immature garbage, and it is a waste of everyone's time.
00:38:29.400
She thinks I'm retarded for submitting mailbags.
00:38:41.180
Could you all give Mrs. Vestibule a shout out for being such a sweetheart?
00:38:56.340
You're a sweetheart for putting up with it, and you also suck for not liking it.
00:39:01.420
Well, Mrs. Vestibule, I want you to understand this.
00:39:16.540
He's the number one fan of a podcast that has at least over 100 views per video.
00:39:20.720
He will be part of a lore of something big at some point, you know?
00:39:29.840
He's like the spank me, kiss me, spit on me, whatever guy.
00:39:48.920
Does she have fucking convulsions every eight weeks?
00:40:03.740
I'm surprised that Jose hasn't pulled out the excuse, like, the bitch is on the rag again.
00:40:18.800
Well, because after the third time, she had another fucking convulsion.
00:40:22.300
I mean, a seizure you can use over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
00:40:40.740
Have you ever used a seizure as an excuse to get out of something?
00:40:44.100
He uses maladies as excuses for interesting stories.
00:40:55.420
Well, these things happen to me, and I don't know.
00:40:57.860
I think maybe you guys don't think it's funny because you guys enjoy bad things happening to me.
00:41:07.900
You have seen my wife that is basically my wife.
00:41:13.620
She's white as fuck, but everything else is pretty damn straight on.
00:41:36.300
Yeah, I mean, I've been doing that faggot either, though.
00:41:43.980
Well, I thought it was interesting that you were invited on Pierce Morgan.
00:41:46.500
You told him to kick rocks because you didn't want to defend Andrew Tate.
00:41:53.920
Like, they wanted me to argue his innocence, and I was like, I don't know the dude.
00:42:03.300
I put my reputation on this thing I've mildly looked into.
00:42:07.420
The angle is that they have no evidence against it, and that it's being done by Israel.
00:42:13.240
Well, yeah, I could take that angle, but they wanted me to take the, I don't know, affirmative on innocence.
00:42:22.100
I've never had a seizure or sex during a seizure.
00:42:36.460
It would have been, but you're not, I don't think you're mean enough.
00:42:38.520
You're not, like, you have to develop your meanness.
00:42:45.540
I think on Piers Morgan, you're, like, you kind of, it's basically, like, the Jerry Springer of political shows.
00:42:52.800
I think you made the right choice, honestly, holding off.
00:42:58.700
I mean, the kind of content that Misfit Faggot puts out, it's like, I don't know, what would you get out of this?
00:43:07.400
You're better off going, like, nah, and then now, you know, he keeps you in mind for something else later.
00:43:11.780
Well, let's say, as long as it, like, it can loop back, and, like, you get another, like, they go, like, hey, here's the, come on.
00:43:30.280
I say I was honored to get the person in, blah, blah, blah.
00:43:33.460
And then this fucking queer, who I didn't even mention, by the way, chimes in, it was a smart move not showing up.
00:43:39.840
I said, glad you recovered from that gravel pit scrum with Bryce, and you'll be easy to bait fodder for the next year or two.
00:43:46.520
He says, you just openly admitted to being afraid to debate me.
00:43:52.340
I said, your reading comprehension is as bad as your debate skills.
00:43:54.760
The only place you'd scare someone is in a buffet liner at a bathhouse.
00:43:57.480
And then we went back and forth a little bit more.
00:44:00.700
I'm happy to bait you on the topic that matters.
00:44:03.500
You're legitimately the worst political commentator on the planet.
00:44:05.380
I don't think you have any sincerely held principles at all, but I'm happy to embarrass you again.
00:44:19.740
I mean, I know you're going to try and argue to irritate me, and that's fine.
00:44:23.280
I think if it was you, Top, I would say absolutely, because your reputation is like already dog shit.
00:44:33.320
I would put my firstborn on the line that Andrew Tate did not traffic women.
00:44:41.980
Andrew Tate trafficked my daughter if he was an actual human trafficker.
00:44:48.600
I'm just saying, like, this guy, he totally did out, like, out alpha you.
00:45:03.000
Which, by the way, then Josie interjects, and she says, all right, let's fucking have you guys debate.
00:45:08.020
And then homeboy goes radio silent for the next 48 hours.
00:45:15.560
Because he fucking kicks down the fucking doors.
00:45:25.120
Well, I think the whole, like, debate me from the beginning is never alpha.
00:45:29.380
I don't think when you go, like, you didn't debate me.
00:45:32.060
I think, like, when you go, like, you didn't debate me, that's immediate, like, fucking cut.
00:45:40.480
The problem is he comes in going, oh, you're afraid to debate me.
00:45:50.620
I just sent him an invite link to the show right now.
00:46:00.580
Even though Milo has said multiple times he would come on our show.
00:46:03.540
The best part is that the Misfit Patriot, dude.
00:46:07.300
His mother died the night before he was on Piers Morgan.
00:46:25.520
I know we don't like him, but, like, that's his mom.
00:46:27.940
I'm always like, let me take a shovel, pour the last little dirt on my mom's grave,
00:46:31.320
and then let me hop on this internet debate scene.
00:46:39.320
I personally do enjoy what he's done with himself.
00:47:00.900
He's going to try to come in here and seriously talk.
00:47:03.260
Can we only ask him questions about his mother?
00:47:10.620
Like, he says, just ask him to be like, what's that word mean?
00:47:14.020
I think the mother route would just be like, do you think she would have loved your Pierce
00:47:18.600
I don't think we should go for the mom thing off the bed.
00:47:22.740
Everybody in the chat, go to Twitter and tag this guy right now and let him know to check
00:47:27.740
his DMs because, yeah, it would be fun to put him on the show just for like five minutes
00:47:33.640
I want to see how he operates, see where his brain's at.
00:47:37.200
I want to ask him why he did that to my boy, why he just completely gorilla alpha mailed
00:47:46.460
Is that your mom's dying wish that you become alpha male Clint Russell?
00:47:52.740
Was she on the deathbed and she was like, there's this guy online that I want you to
00:48:10.540
Greg Bunga, if Toad and Clint switched bodies, I think we've done this before, right?
00:48:15.740
Could Clint turn Toad into a success before Toad manages to crash and burn everything that
00:48:20.940
That's even, I think this, we kind of had this one, but it was like going to their life.
00:48:27.360
Oh, I think maybe it was either fighting or like, what would you do with their day?
00:48:30.520
So like, my mind is in Clint's body and now everything that I do has an impact on Clint's
00:48:38.060
Like, could Clint using your vehicle of a body go through life and be successful?
00:48:44.160
I could, uh, I could get bitches in your body, dude.
00:48:50.900
Is that what turning Toad into a success would, is, is that the metric?
00:48:55.060
I mean, he's already relatively successful financially, so.
00:49:00.120
I mean, he's a degenerate gambler, which makes him, you know.
00:49:02.580
He literally just needs to learn to put his dick in things.
00:49:09.860
Like, we should, uh, how do we get, oh, let's just raid them.
00:49:24.120
I bet you I could, I bet you I could get laid in two weeks in your body, Toad.
00:49:32.700
It was kind of funny because, uh, we were telling Toad to, again, we were like, hey, Toad,
00:49:38.460
you should probably go hit the gym and work out some.
00:49:41.720
Um, and we were like, listen, and I, I was like, immediately, he's just gonna bring up
00:50:05.680
You have nine hours of your life now that you're just like, can't fit anything else.
00:50:11.580
Like, I can't fit in 45 minutes or even 30 minutes.
00:50:26.200
He's a buying machine that turns food into gambling.
00:50:30.220
People, people in the chat, we have raided their stream, so I want you to go over there
00:50:45.320
I have lifted every day this week, by the way, though.
00:50:57.300
That's the only person you're competing against.
00:50:58.840
And David, too, because you're in the bodybuilding competition.
00:51:01.800
I mean, if you're gonna work out now, you're automatically entered, obviously.
00:51:06.680
I didn't want to, like, make him feel as if I'm talking shit.
00:51:08.560
It's just that his skull is fucking jig act for a 5'4".
00:51:12.240
And I still got another about 10 pounds to go, buddy.
00:51:28.820
He's going to be leaning down, and I'm going to be leaning down.
00:51:31.620
Well, then it's just a matter of opinion at that point.
00:51:33.340
Then it comes down to, do you like, like, a ripped boy?
00:51:35.340
Or do you like, like, the kind of, like, the beach physique, like, types?
00:52:00.620
We don't even, like, I don't even care about it.
00:52:06.820
Everyone on our Rumble channel go over there right now.
00:52:08.780
They have, like, they had, like, 30 people live, live viewers.
00:52:17.380
They would think if this tower gang was so well known, I would know who they are.
00:52:22.320
110 over there now is 30 before is the top side.
00:52:32.380
I was like, oh, so aren't you guys kind of proving my point that you guys are all in
00:52:40.540
You're all just, like, sitting around, chatting with each other, and then you go,
00:52:44.620
okay, we're going to go over to this guy's page, and we're going to spam him.
00:52:50.180
We literally get our orders straight from Putin.
00:52:52.980
Russell raped me when I was six and sold me the truth.
00:52:55.780
I didn't even try to make all the other guys use their trademark.
00:53:17.500
These guys represent both sides of malnutrition.
00:53:42.620
He was saying that our audience is bots just like Ian Carroll's following.
00:53:47.540
I like that they think bots are telling them to go like, fuck you, faggot.
00:54:04.580
Well, I guess it would be pretty cool to have him come over and be like, listen, come over, fuck him.
00:54:08.360
And then he comes over and we're like, laney at it.
00:54:19.580
I want them to progressively increase the violence that you're going to get.
00:54:26.720
Dude, my favorite part about the raid is the rug pull at the end when they go from the 150 or whatever it's going to be, viewers, down back to like the 25.
00:55:12.940
I want everybody, because we have like 165 people still here in the Rumble chat watching.
00:55:25.400
They probably have theirs on silent and then ours on to know what to do.
00:55:33.040
You rug pull them down and they go back to having nobody there watching.
00:55:44.400
Can you imagine having your mom die and then you go on Piers Morgan and then you live stream
00:56:27.400
It's like, I would feel such bad if this would be your gang of trolls.
00:56:37.760
Well, do you remember when Tate was like on the plane?
00:56:49.280
This guy is literally famous for fucking Joe Exotic's gods.
00:57:03.580
So Top, you're saying that it seriously started out with like 30 viewers
00:57:24.100
We were either like 3x to 5x their audience for about five minutes.
00:58:02.360
Are we doing mailbag or what are we going to do?
00:58:07.520
We're about to hit an hour, so usually that's around the time.
00:58:14.900
That's what he gets for fucking doing that to you.
00:58:18.240
That's what he gets for fucking alpha-ing me and mogging me in front of the whole world.
00:58:27.080
Well, your mom's dead and look how big our audience is.
00:58:36.940
We'll watch a Lainey edit, and then we're going to go to the private room to finish the show.
00:58:43.680
We're doing a thing now where I'm able to delete all the curse words, so we're back on YouTube.
00:58:56.860
All right, so the most recent ones will be up and live on YouTube.
00:59:00.360
Right up until the Lainey edit, in which case we will then cut that because it's really no way to edit a Lainey edit.
00:59:07.800
Too much murder, too much copyright infringement.
00:59:09.880
But I don't know what YouTube doesn't like more, the murder or the copyright infringement, but let's fucking do it.
00:59:17.820
Yeah, actually, we get more notices about that.
00:59:21.460
So I'm pretty sure copyright infringement is way worse than murder.
00:59:23.860
Murder is fine depending on who the murder-ee is.
00:59:43.580
My favorite part that happens in a podcast, especially if you're an audio listener, is everybody goes, like, text their phone.
00:59:48.620
And they're like, can I fucking pause this shit or something?
01:00:29.160
A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.
01:00:41.380
Because the employee owners of United know that timing is everything.
01:00:51.760
How much is the she's going to look like her mom?
01:01:13.340
Remember that episode where we just, like, looked at a bunch of horse pussy the whole time?
01:01:29.320
That picture that I pulled up of that horse clitoris kind of reminded me of Andrew Tate.
01:01:44.000
Do you think his head's as sensitive as a clitoris?
01:01:50.340
Let's be professionals and ask pertinent questions here.
01:01:52.620
Guys need to stop blaming the Jews for everything, which I thought was kind of like...
01:02:07.720
Black people and kangaroos have a lot in common.
01:02:27.840
Like, if you think about it, they fucking can jump a, like, crazy high.
01:02:36.240
For a while, you weren't being very racist, but you got there.
01:02:38.620
I'm going to be honest, if big black women had pouches, like kangaroo pouches, I would probably live in one.
01:03:03.360
I don't know why you would like him given that he's Indian.
01:03:48.480
No, like, we don't know where the line is, but we're always over it.
01:04:30.540
He told me, he texted me, he's like, I dialed back the murder.
01:04:40.840
The last couple have been kind of traumatic, to be honest.
01:04:44.560
I mean, there was a lot of, like, unintentional homicide.
01:04:54.700
Yeah, the drive-by, and then the wrench to the head.
01:05:03.140
He hit him, and then he fucking gave him the...
01:05:20.200
I feel like a knife to, like, the top of the skull isn't really going to go through.
01:05:24.240
We got to go to the fucking post-show, but they're back in the 57th.
01:05:39.060
Because the first comment I saw was somebody saying, like, there's some things you don't joke
01:05:45.940
Like, literally the first thing, like, after we just...
01:05:51.500
Is it because one of them said something about having fucking...
01:06:06.120
In the comments there, you can join us if you're poor and you have an extra $5.
01:06:12.800
We're going to be at the post-show, but it's really the same show, but whatever.
01:06:18.200
There's a chance we might get this guy to come on, so...
01:06:23.660
I mean, he would have triple his audience, even in our paywalled zone.
01:06:30.900
We'll flex on the pores and bring this faggot on the show.
01:06:34.960
I don't actually want to give this to the public at all, because he's awful.
01:06:38.080
Just before we go, I just want to be very clear.
01:06:45.780
Definitely tell him in the chat that we want to seriously debate him, though.
01:06:50.440
We would like to seriously debate you on your position on the Tate Brothers.
01:06:58.460
They're totally innocent, and I 100% believe that, and I'll take that to the grave.
01:07:03.020
And I have the evidence, and I have logic and reason to back me up on the Tate Brothers.
01:07:31.420
He's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on, he's on.
01:07:36.940
I kind of want to see what this fucking guy is talking about.
01:07:45.060
I kind of want to hear him and make fun of him.
01:07:54.580
Yeah, and that's technicality, and I'm not going to fight on that, you know, because then you're
01:08:00.080
But I'll say, all right, you know what, Epstein pled guilty, did that, and the other.
01:08:12.860
And he was like, no, I wasn't talking about it.
01:08:22.140
They had nine upvotes and 15 downvotes, by the way.
01:08:26.660
It kicked me out, and I had to re-enter the studio, and then I'm not doing anything.
01:08:38.000
I say we just continually watch his show when we make commentary throughout.
01:08:43.240
I say every day that the paywalled show is just us covering the Misfit Patriot Show.
01:09:02.780
Hey, I got something that we need to talk about.
01:09:08.180
I feel like I've known you forever, but it's only been a couple months.
01:09:16.480
That's the guy that we were just watching, right?
01:09:17.600
I've been lost until you came into my life and showed me I had what it took to get up
01:09:23.940
in front, to get up and love myself enough to give it up.
01:09:35.740
But where you want to be, where you want to go with me, where you want to go, what we
01:09:44.700
going to do, yeah, every single time I see myself with you, where we going to go, yeah,
01:09:52.480
what we going to do, what we going to do, every single time I find myself with you, every
01:09:57.820
day, driving down that grocery road, with you by my side, all the big road.
01:10:15.660
One, the hook at the end, I kind of dig, even though it's terrible.
01:10:18.580
The entire first 45 seconds, though, it's like he doesn't have any sense of the beat
01:10:29.580
He doesn't even have the audio playing behind him.
01:10:33.400
Mathematically, you would fall into that 4-4 rhythm at least one time in the 45 seconds
01:10:42.820
What's funny is, like, I, like, mumble rappers, even, like, even though, like, you can barely
01:10:48.020
understand them, they're still on the beat, even though, like, and I would rather have
01:10:51.200
that, where I don't know what you're saying, but, like, it matches what, like, this guy's
01:11:00.960
Our fucking people are back in there just talking shit.
01:11:06.480
Oh, it's because they don't subscribe to us, so they have to go on this shit.
01:11:26.320
How much do you think he spent on, like, that production?
01:11:29.280
Do you think he's, like, or do you think he just...
01:11:33.000
Probably, I mean, it depends on how much the life insurance was for his mom.
01:11:41.340
I was talking about the methadone guy, but that's perfect about...
01:11:44.900
Oh, there's nothing special about the methadone guy?
01:11:50.040
I thought you were saying this guy's podcast set up.
01:11:53.120
I think, honestly, he probably just has some methadone that figured it out.
01:11:59.680
Either that or he just used, like, his, like...
01:12:10.960
Like, it has the production quality of, like, a regular music video.
01:12:17.460
Like, the production quality is not technically worse.
01:12:32.140
If you even want to call them lyrics, he's just talking.
01:12:37.520
I mean, the production quality is super low, but the bar is super low.
01:12:40.800
Like, it's really just a cell phone and, like, a track that he probably got off YouTube.
01:12:48.260
Do you think he would smoke a rock before, after, or both?
01:12:52.060
Do you think he just, like, he smoked a rock, and he was like,
01:12:59.500
Like, fucking, we're going to just do it again.
01:13:29.020
It applies to two people in this building, but nonetheless, big boom, AJ!
01:13:59.600
I feel like it's indicative of, like, the collapse of the West.
01:14:04.320
I think that, with Bonnie Blue and the other chicks, I think them all together.
01:14:11.340
What's weird about that, and you're absolutely right, and we're on the same wavelength here,
01:14:21.260
Like, you didn't get to fucking feel Germany fall apart and disintegrate.
01:14:24.860
Like, you only figured that out after the fact.
01:14:28.900
I think it's jarring, because, like, you can see it, and you know what's happening, and
01:14:37.640
But the fall of Rome happened over, like, decades.
01:14:46.500
It's, like, it's literally, like, what I mentioned earlier, like, five days ago is old
01:14:51.760
And so, like, everything is, like, so quick, and so we're watching...
01:14:56.920
Bonnie Blue has a Ferrari now, and she's banging a bunch of dudes on screen break.
01:15:00.320
There's now some new Bonnie Blue that just came out yesterday who's going to fuck a
01:15:19.860
I remember reading a thing about how Canadians were the best lovers.
01:15:26.540
I remember seeing what Canadians were the best, and, like, uh...
01:15:39.060
Like, I don't know anything about this fat bitch, but this has, like, been causing some
01:15:48.020
Is this the girl that used to be orange, right?
01:15:54.100
Bronze Age Pervert is clearly a Mossad faggot, and that is a fairly attractive woman, so I
01:16:04.580
I will generally not see a girl again after she eats in front of me.
01:16:10.340
I stopped seeing a favorite prostie after I made a mistake.
01:16:13.000
You can just discredit everything he says after saying prostie.
01:16:21.060
I stopped seeing a favorite prostitute after I made the mistake of having delivery sushis
01:16:33.200
Now, why would you spend time with a prostitute like that?
01:16:39.520
It smells like fish in the room, and you're going to add in sushi?
01:16:41.980
Dude, real shit, if you take a prostitute to dinner, you're a fucking psychopath.
01:16:48.500
What if it was, like, gas station sushi, and they just ate it in the hotel?
01:17:19.960
You have to fuck somebody from, like, the country that has the smallest population.
01:17:23.780
You have to get one of those dudes to fuck you.
01:17:25.540
Technically, the Vatican City is one, so she has to go fuck a priest.
01:17:30.320
I think they're private citizens in Vatican City.
01:17:35.140
Yeah, I think there are, but you've got to get one of them to fuck you.
01:17:38.640
You know that Vatican City has the highest crime rate per capita?
01:17:53.560
Or is it just, like, hey, the church is, like, really childlike.
01:17:59.140
It's just, like, unfollowed up on rape accusations.
01:18:14.560
She has to fuck, like, people from these countries that, like, don't allow any of this shit.
01:18:18.760
She has to fuck somebody from, like, North Korea.
01:18:41.080
She's, like, the only influencer I'm not friends with.
01:18:53.400
If you see, recently, she's starting to notice.
01:18:56.620
She's starting to notice the Israel shit recently.
01:19:01.720
She's starting to notice the algorithmic benefit of noticing.
01:19:09.140
Top kind of was right about this, like, early on.
01:19:11.020
He was like, listen, the Jew hate is coming, and it's going to be popular.
01:19:16.240
Dude, I actually think, I actually, I have a conspiracy.
01:19:19.200
My theory is that they're going to throw Ehud Barak under the fucking, which I know you guys
01:19:25.040
They're probably going to throw him under the bus.
01:19:30.260
But I think they might throw him under the bus, and that might be, like, almost, like,
01:19:34.960
narrative-wise, leaning back into the Jew thing, but leaning into it while kind of
01:19:41.700
Hey, Jose, do you, I know you're really high right now, but do you listen to Dangerous
01:19:51.560
Because what you just said is exactly what I said verbatim on a most recent episode.
01:20:02.900
I think, like, if thinking narrative-wise, I'm like, damn it, that is genius, because
01:20:06.160
you lean back into it, and all, like, they're like, look at you Jew-haters, and like, oh,
01:20:09.640
no, we got a hood of you fucking, look at you fucking faggots.
01:20:12.900
Top, I know you don't like to back me up on anything, but can you back me up that that's
01:20:15.960
exactly what I said, that they're narrative framing to throw a hood, brock?
01:20:20.380
I think you got this idea from me, and now you're trying to claim it.
01:20:32.320
I've been saying it on the morning show for a while, I think, so I don't know.
01:20:38.840
Yeah, Clint, to be honest, that's something that I would have remembered.
01:20:42.000
I don't remember you saying anything like that.
01:20:44.380
It's like, the noticing has become popular with drifters, and now it's safe for engagement
01:20:49.020
And look at all the retard noticers that, like, that now are going to, like, do dumb shit.
01:20:54.300
Benjamin Netanyahu actually came out two days ago at a press conference, and he said
01:21:06.720
that the deep state is, you know, we have a deep state of our own, and he throws Ehud
01:21:12.720
Barak, former prime minister of Israel, under the bus.
01:21:14.880
He says that this guy was meeting with Epstein regularly, and, you know, he, did any journalists
01:21:20.940
I'm just saying, like, if you want good news, that's where you go to.
01:21:24.520
Look, Topp doesn't remember it, but he's got a fucking highlight reel of it.
01:21:30.920
Between Dangerous Retards and the Morning Dump, one of the places was the source to go.
01:21:34.980
So, I mean, just go to both, and you'll be safe, you know?
01:21:37.880
Listen, I want to talk about something, get it back to the show.
01:21:42.120
Actually, I read that, I read that, and it made me think about this.
01:21:46.620
I'm actually commando right now, and it, like, it's a game changer.
01:21:50.240
Dude, isn't it, like, don't you feel like, why didn't you do this earlier?
01:21:52.920
I was, so I've been, because lately, because before this, I was either just, like, I'll
01:21:57.520
wear some boxer briefs, or I've been doing, like, the lined, basically, just, like, athletic
01:22:03.840
They have, like, the liner in it, which is pretty tight.
01:22:06.100
It's basically, like, you're not wearing underwear, but it's just lined.
01:22:09.480
But once I was, like, I started, like, I'll go to the gym with the lined shorts, take
01:22:14.160
them off when I get home, back in just regular shorts, nothing else underneath.
01:22:17.200
Today, went full commando to the gym, and I was, like, game changer.
01:22:19.400
So, basketball, so you're, like, at home wearing basketball shorts with no underwear, is what
01:22:24.740
No, but no, no, no, I was doing that first, until today, I went out to the gym.
01:22:37.580
Because it's, like, the material of the basketball shorts, like, is, like, dick prints so fucking
01:22:45.120
But the thing is, like, when I go commando, and unlike, like, so.
01:22:53.280
It's, like, I just, like, Clint has, like, a fucking whopper, and I just have, like, a
01:22:59.620
And so, like, it's just, like, just the head of it just kind of sticking.
01:23:01.860
Yeah, if it's dick printing too hard, and you're not ready to present, it's rough, dude.
01:23:05.760
Wait, wait, your dick, your dick just points out?
01:23:12.820
Like, you could just be, like, oh, is that a crease?
01:23:14.500
Where it's Clint's, you can, like, it is a obvious fucking, like.
01:23:19.560
Dude, I wear, I, so I'm wearing gray sweats right now, and I just came back from the gym.
01:23:26.180
And I was in the elevator with these Jewish broads, and they were, like, they were looking at my dick.
01:23:40.800
But what's weird about it is I do this, I do this all, every day, all week, you know?
01:23:45.780
So, like, I'm probably known as the guy, you know what I mean?
01:23:51.300
I'm, like, I'm probably that guy in the building.
01:24:29.000
It makes your dick look dope, but not inappropriate.
01:24:33.360
Whereas, like, I feel like with basketball shorts, it's printing so hard and so defined, it's inappropriate.
01:24:45.360
I probably shouldn't be doing this, but then it was funny, because at the end of the workout, I did, like, hanging leg raises.
01:24:52.420
Yeah, so I'm sitting there, and I'm lifting my legs up.
01:24:56.400
I don't know what camp concentration is, but he does smell like axe and rotten eggs.
01:25:02.080
He came to my house from the Bohemian Grove, and he had the same socks on the entire weekend.
01:25:07.000
That was, because I have the same pack of socks.
01:25:13.880
No, it was the shoes that smelled really bad, actually.
01:25:16.240
It was because it was my running shoes that I had been, I've worn them for a long time, so I gotta.
01:25:22.580
Dude, I'm a fucking, I'm a bald and bulge building guy.
01:25:27.160
But, yeah, I was doing hanging leg raises, and I was actually afraid that, like, if I went up too far, you could straight up see straight down.
01:25:32.420
Like, if I, like, if I was about to, uh, basic instinct everybody.
01:25:41.720
It's somebody that I solicit sex in the mechanical engineering job section of Greg.
01:25:54.040
I think I'm so, like, domesticated because I just took a shower, and then I came downstairs, but I made sure to put underwear on before I put my sweatpants on.
01:26:06.920
Like, I am now no longer, like, I basically, and I, like, convinced myself also that, like, if my balls are free, I'll produce more testosterone.
01:26:15.860
Like, there was something in me that was, like, listen.
01:26:17.740
Dude, you literally said in the group chat today, you said, I've been going commando like you, Clint, and now I am producing so much semen.
01:26:27.480
What if, since Cole is now going commando, what if he finally comes from a blowjob?
01:26:39.440
But look, I'm just telling you, if you, like, everybody listening right now, including the rest of the panel, if you guys don't try going commando at some point in the near future, you're fucking up.
01:26:47.820
By the way, someone in the chat totally nailed the lane we should push Cole into.
01:26:53.660
He said that he should go on the whatever podcast because his topics he likes are gay and female.
01:26:57.740
I do think the brain rot, like, that type of content, we should push him.
01:27:06.420
Fucking David is pushing me to start a fucking lifting, like, page slash channel.
01:27:12.380
I know, but you're already, like, insufferable.
01:27:14.180
And if you do that, like, you'll be super insufferable.
01:27:19.520
Because then all you'll talk about is bodybuilding and, like, you won't be able to think about anything else.
01:27:26.180
It's kind of like, like, with Top with his shit, like, his, like, religious stuff.
01:27:33.540
Because if you're, like, if you have a fucking channel dedicated to it, you're going to be obsessed with fucking lifting.
01:27:39.900
I think I'm already, like, I think you, like, I don't even talk about it that much to y'all.
01:27:43.340
Like, I lift, like, and I'm very obsessed with it every day.
01:27:53.000
I mean, like, I thought you were saying, like, over the week.
01:27:57.760
Sometimes they kick me out of this one that I really like.
01:28:02.860
It depends on the day because usually I try to go over my lunchtime.
01:28:13.220
If I get to go, like, after and not have to worry about work or getting back home,
01:28:18.680
So imagine if you took 50% of that and applied it to your one show you were doing
01:28:28.360
Dude, you have nine hours of just eating and gambling that you could dedicate, you know,
01:28:33.500
I wish I had eating and gambling time I could munch into for other things I cared about.
01:28:39.520
I've done four episodes of Better Off 10 and last 24 hours, by the way.
01:28:47.960
It's, like, I just rack up a bunch of stalkers.
01:28:50.900
But anyway, this is being glitchy, but it's also time to go anyway.
01:28:54.420
We already did over an hour, so I'm not going to do the shout-outs
01:29:11.240
I love it because I guess they have enough viewers that they can call out
01:29:32.280
Yeah, I didn't think about the fact of how big his social media is.
01:29:47.860
Like, you hear him talking, and you're just like,
01:29:52.340
It's like, if he had a debate with Brooklyn Dad,
01:30:01.300
He does this country thing where I kind of, I act cool and like middle,
01:30:06.100
like blue collar, and I call other people retarded.
01:30:09.400
And if I say they're retarded a lot, then I don't look as retarded.
01:30:14.380
And if you're calling me out, it's because you just don't like little people.
01:30:19.160
We would have a tremendous episode with this guy.
01:30:26.540
He's going to be like, this is what we're doing.
01:30:28.460
And then we're going to talk about topics he can fucking debate if you want to.
01:30:32.140
We're doing Tower Gang, and if you don't do Tower Gang, we just kick you out.
01:30:39.140
Someone said he's a low cow, which is, no, someone said he's a low cow,
01:30:47.740
I feel like he's the Dylan Mulvaney of conservatism.
01:31:00.800
He's got, like, nothing compelling or charismatic about him.
01:31:03.680
I don't even care about that subject, but I just watch it just because I was like, this is insane.
01:31:09.760
This motherfucker, like, has the gall to come and talk to Jay Dyer about the ins and outs of, like, doctrine of Christianity
01:31:18.100
and then just, like, doesn't know the first thing from shit.
01:31:21.920
Like, shit I know is, like, grew up in the church from forever ago.
01:31:27.960
There's that motherfucker, that black dude, not the one that comes on your show all the time,
01:31:33.100
the other black dude that came on and debated that one Christian guy got fucked up.
01:31:40.340
Yeah, he got, is he kind of like that, like, that level of getting fucked up by, like, Jay?
01:31:48.580
Like, he doesn't know anything and he talks a big game like he knows shit and he knows nothing.
01:31:52.560
Yeah, he will debate topics he knows nothing about.
01:31:55.540
Like, he legit is just, like, the guy who's, like, he hypes up the fight.
01:32:00.160
He's the hype guy and then he's just got nothing.
01:32:04.020
Like, we could send our worst person to debate the thing that they're completely wrong on
01:32:08.000
and they can make him look stupid because he's a fucking idiot.
01:32:11.540
Like, it doesn't take a skilled person to make that guy look dumb.
01:32:15.640
Yeah, that's the only reason I considered it, even though I didn't want to debate that topic
01:32:20.960
But I was like, I would fucking mess this guy up bad.
01:32:23.460
Do you think you could have still messed him up?
01:32:25.780
Even coming from Leroy, like, I have to defend the Tates.
01:32:28.480
Do you think you still could have gone in there and logically fucked him up?
01:32:32.780
I mean, I don't know how you proclaim someone's innocence.
01:32:39.000
I could argue, I could say, look, he spent fucking two years, or he spent three years under investigation,
01:32:43.700
one year in jail, two years under house arrest.
01:32:46.660
They never brought charges, never brought him to trial.
01:32:48.380
Like, I could fucking, I could do it, but, you know.
01:32:50.840
I think the move here is to get him on this show and make him look as good as possible.
01:32:59.280
Like, softball him topics, let him hit him out the park, have fun with him.
01:33:22.020
Can we put together, I want to put together a list.
01:33:27.740
I want to put together a list of all the people that Top says he likes and Top says he dislikes,
01:33:45.280
I'm pretty sure he's like, you know, you were like weird on Tate.
01:33:50.460
Yeah, it was like, I understand what he's doing.
01:33:53.780
Because everyone has a very polarized opinion of Andrew Tate.
01:34:02.720
Like, why does everyone have to have an opinion on this guy?
01:34:05.340
My opinion on Andrew Tate came from your mom's house where I was like, oh, he's just a fucking funny,
01:34:11.900
It's like, I know a lot of people freak out and say he raped a bunch of bitches.
01:34:16.680
Seems like quite the rabbit hole to dig into, and I don't fucking care.
01:34:21.660
I was just like, which is why I didn't want to have my big break on Piers Morgan debating that topic.
01:34:33.500
Can we set up the debate but on this show and just defend that maybe he did rape them and
01:34:46.620
Because you will go hard in the paint with that.
01:34:48.880
This is the opener to Top and Lewis' Jamaican discussion.
01:34:53.320
So, like, you have, like, the opening round fight, and it's Clint.
01:34:56.680
Opening round debate is Clint and Misfit Patriot talking about tape.
01:34:59.960
And then it goes to the main event, which is Top.
01:35:05.500
That's what we should call him if we ever talk to him.
01:35:07.380
We should call him, wrongly call him Mr. Patriot.
01:35:17.500
We're real honored to have on tonight, Mr. Patriot.
01:35:21.900
If we ever get him on, that we call him Mr. Patriot.
01:35:25.780
We don't even have to say anything to each other.
01:36:15.320
No, you're trying to get him to think you're a bot.
01:36:26.620
Do you think we're, like, actual schizophrenics?
01:36:34.160
So you don't think that you could debate Mr. Patriot as the...
01:36:37.820
We're already conditioning ourselves to call him that.
01:36:43.220
The thing I would most like to debate him on is Thomas Massey.
01:36:46.120
Like, if we're going to have a serious debate, I'd like to debate that.
01:36:58.340
If I do that, if I do that, he's going to clip it, and he's going to put it out and try
01:37:06.700
Where I'm like, I'm like, well, did the Tate's really do anything wrong?
01:37:12.800
Look at Clint Russell making a mockery of these women getting raped, and he took us on to...
01:37:17.980
I came on to defend these women's honor, and he just goes, look at this nigger faggot.
01:37:25.180
Top should do it, because then he'll try and drag Top, and Top will just lean in.
01:37:36.720
Honestly, I was reading about the Talmud, and it was like...
01:37:39.160
So, it's a misnomer to say that they think that you should be able to have sex with a child at three.
01:37:46.720
You could marry a child from the day that they're born.
01:37:50.360
You could marry your own child from the day that they're born, but usually they wait until 12 years old to have sex with them.
01:37:59.020
Talk about a rough first 12 years of your marriage, just blue balling it.
01:38:05.960
Keep this bitch around this whole time while she does this shit in her diapers.
01:38:10.920
Can't wait until you're big enough for me to fuck.
01:38:19.260
Go to the doctor, it's like, I'm in a sexless marriage.
01:38:30.140
I think this is the type of guest that we should get from now on.
01:38:36.780
I floated this idea before and nobody kind of went for it.
01:38:39.700
Well, because there's no one that's like a prominent bad guest.
01:38:42.720
But Mr. Patriot is genuinely like a high profile fucking dumpster.
01:38:50.840
He would be a fun one to like coax into coming on the show once or twice.
01:38:57.500
Like, I think it's really funny that we get him on once and then he would come on again.
01:39:05.380
I don't think, honestly, he's such a fame whore.
01:39:17.500
I don't think he's really fun to hang out with.
01:39:28.780
I'm not saying he's going to beat us in a fight.
01:39:42.160
Why did he fight Bryson Gray and why was it because he's black?
01:39:46.980
Somebody said in the chat that he says nigger in private.
01:39:49.700
He does seem like the kind of guy that's in his buddies in a car.
01:40:02.600
Come on, Tower Gang, and we just do Tower Gang and see what he thinks about it.
01:40:10.640
All right, let's get him to say a racial slur, and then we'll clip it, and we'll fucking ruin him.
01:40:21.140
I mean, because everybody else will be saying it, he might say it, and then we can try and ruin him.
01:40:57.720
Hey, I bet you somebody said nigger in the chat.
01:41:27.380
It's like, hey, do you want to start a new type of coin?
01:41:31.760
Dude, we can have a shit coin called Mr. Patriot.
01:41:43.820
See if we can sell it to him and then fucking pull the rug out of him.
01:41:48.240
Dude, if we can rug Mr. Patriot with his fucking alimony or whatever, Wayne.
01:41:55.640
The life insurance money he got from his dead mom.
01:41:57.420
Life insurance or his inheritance from his dead mom.
01:41:59.300
He fought Bryson Gray over Bryson Gay saying...
01:42:03.680
He said they're trying to build nigger in the chat.
01:42:23.940
Because I don't know a conservative dude that would fight a conservative dude over being
01:42:31.780
Well, he just had Joe Exotic's gay lover on his show, so it sounds right up his alley.
01:42:36.560
I think that gay lover was like that guy that had no teeth.
01:42:42.740
You think that Mr. Patriot can get the cum dumpster for Tiger?
01:43:31.640
Who are we going to get, just to end it, who are we going to get to be the gay judge to fill
01:43:54.620
The Tatrix has tried everything they can to silence me and shut me down because of my massive influence.
01:44:00.520
I'll be opening up an online university soon where you can learn to call out sex trafficking
01:44:04.780
predophiles online without a simp army full of indoctrinated fanboys stopping you from
01:44:48.600
That was the happiest I've ever seen top right there.
01:44:53.220
If we didn't listen to him, I feel like it was him going like, oh my god, oh look, oh
01:45:01.300
He just can't believe that we would 4X his audience just on a joke real quick.
01:45:08.300
It was the slightest of pushes and he went right off the fucking cliff.
01:45:13.120
I mean, in fairness, it's not the slightest of pushes, his mother just died.
01:45:20.860
We were talking mad shit and they were watching, I think.
01:45:25.720
His mom died on Sunday and he lost his mind on Thursday.
01:45:30.580
We hacked him for you guys just like you asked.
01:45:33.400
Alright, death-defying neuroscientist turned OnlyFans model confronts life with memory loss
01:45:37.360
after a brutal bike accident caused by a pigeon.
01:45:47.680
Damn, it looks like a pigeon hit her directly in the eyes.
01:45:58.620
No, what I was saying is Matt Reif said he had a gay guy that he can do it, that can judge.
01:46:03.260
If we can find a blind guy, that'd be really funny.
01:46:06.640
Well, you could have multiple judges because it could be like a...
01:46:14.980
Do you think he would go straight for the dick and we'd be like, alright...
01:46:16.800
I feel like we're getting subject to mission creep here and this is just getting so more
01:46:20.540
and more bizarre to where it's just really never going to happen.
01:46:26.280
I did talk to Matt because Matt Reif was like, who is going to be judging this?
01:46:33.240
Misfit Patriot would be a great guest judge for this.
01:47:06.180
He seems like one of those people that I couldn't stand being around.
01:47:10.540
Like, you just say shit and you're just like, I just fucking want to embarrass you, but I
01:47:15.320
also don't want to just deal with the trouble of arguing with you.
01:47:18.920
He's the type of guy that you want to get out of the conversation so badly, you decide
01:47:22.220
not to own him because you're just like, I don't even want to do this.
01:47:25.680
And that's honestly how I felt with the debate proposal.
01:47:27.800
I was like, sure, this would be a fucking cakewalk, but I don't know.
01:47:35.820
You're walking around with your dick in gray sweatpants, no underwear.
01:47:45.620
You got to support your balls in some way, man.
01:47:47.680
You're going to put your balls in a headlock and keep them behind, like, fucking killing
01:47:55.300
You don't want to, like, make it tight and cut them off.
01:47:59.100
It's a terrible misunderstanding to think that you're not enjoying your life because I don't
01:48:07.240
I'm actually really upset I'm wearing underwear and I forgot to change into sweatshorts and
01:48:12.240
Because, like, the moment I get home, sweatshorts, no underwear.
01:48:18.520
Toad, Toad, why do you think your balls need support?
01:48:21.200
Dude, honestly, most of the time during life, if I'm not going somewhere serious, like, you
01:48:25.460
know, I don't know, anything more than a convenience store, it's basically sweatshorts and no
01:48:33.980
I mean, my balls are, like, fairly, like, tight, like, compact.
01:48:36.820
I don't know, but, like, I feel like you've been wearing underwear all your life.
01:48:41.840
Yeah, my balls are just fucking, I don't wear tight.
01:48:45.300
You could literally, when I walk, you can hear my fucking balls just, I've legit taken
01:48:48.920
off underwear on this show before because it feels better on my balls.
01:48:56.960
Oh, one thing I did say, one thing I also mentioned today was, I think because I'll have to be,
01:49:02.600
like, me and David will have to be shaved hairless.
01:49:13.040
Me and David have to be shaved all the way down, like, no hair at all.
01:49:16.420
I think we can get a Nadeau, like, sponsorship out of it.
01:49:20.680
I think that you and Dave should fucking, like, whoever, all right, so whoever loses
01:49:34.780
I think it might be, like, yeah, it might be past the line.
01:49:42.780
All right, look, you can't find a line until you pass it, so I pass it.
01:49:52.180
Okay, so sucking each other's dicks off limits, okay.
01:49:59.280
Whoever loses, the other one gets to jerk off on them.
01:50:16.200
But something could be not gay and still be kind of lack decorum.
01:50:23.560
So whoever loses, you can't work out for a year.
01:50:27.060
Can I just say, I know we're about to, I feel like we're bringing it in for a landing
01:50:30.700
anyway, but I think it's, so the Alex Jones thing with the reporter that got murdered,
01:50:41.620
It's the sickest thing I've ever seen in my life.
01:50:45.080
I just, but here's the real funny part, like with the part that I gleam that I think is
01:50:49.180
You had Chase Geyser who really bought his entire audience and just grifted and faked
01:50:57.680
And now he's, I think he's actually getting, what is that called?
01:51:04.300
I mean, how hard is, like, can you, how easy would that be to fake though?
01:51:11.460
I have no ill will against Chase, but you just pointed out he completely faked his way
01:51:15.780
Would it really be that crazy if he also did something like this?
01:51:18.400
He is, he is getting swatted, but that doesn't mean that he's not calling the cops on himself.
01:51:25.480
Is that really that crazy that he would do that?
01:51:27.420
I mean, it's kind of crazy that how he got to where he is.
01:51:32.460
Yeah, he got to where he is entirely artificially.
01:51:47.120
I'm just saying, like, because people would be like, I feel like they're like, oh, you
01:51:50.820
sound crazy saying that they would fake this, that, like, this is bullshit or he's, like,
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I'm not saying it's crazy, but I'm saying, like, do you think it's...
01:52:01.600
Dude, Chase DMs me sometimes just telling me that he loves me.
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There's a difference between, like, buying followers and then, like, the fame you need,
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the fame you desire to enough to where you're like, I'm going to swap myself.
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You need to be part of some big sweeping narrative that makes you part of it where you're now
01:52:28.800
Dude, Mr. Patriot would absolutely fucking swat himself.
01:52:35.260
I don't think Mr. Patriot and Chase Geyser are the same type of guy.
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And I don't have any problem with Chase Geyser.
01:53:00.920
This guy, I honestly think he's afraid of me, which is so weird.
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He's pointing out Patrick Shouts, who's one of our most schizo followers.
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Pointing out that he only has a hundred whatever followers.
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I swear this dude probably buys people or some shit.
01:53:28.140
Like, he seems to answer to everything, motherfucker.
01:53:30.300
He tries to get into, like, knock down, drag out fights to get people to quote tweet him,
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All right, y'all ready to fucking wrap the shit up?
01:53:49.440
Look at Tim Dillon looking like a snack there on the right.
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Dude, I've seen Tim Dillon in person, and let me tell you.
01:54:12.060
His body looks worse than Toad's, like, by a decent margin.
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And he's got such an, like, aggressive heterosexual energy.
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It's fucking crazy to think that any gay dude would be attracted to that.
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But he's worth 100 million bucks or something crazy, probably.
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He was one of the most successful Patreon people of all time.
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Because he left Gas Digital and he went to Patreon.
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Like, the first one to kind of switch over to do that by himself.
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I know he was making, like, 2 million a month from Patreon.
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We just broke 3,000 a month, which is pretty good.
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I mean, if we don't make a fucking 2 million, it's not really that much.
01:55:29.960
I mean, they're already here, so I guess I'll...
01:55:32.140
When this gets released to the general public, you can go ahead and...
01:55:44.180
Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money, please.
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Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:56:05.160
Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:56:16.320
Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:56:18.740
Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:56:23.700
Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
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It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it.
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I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks.