Tower Gang - Ep 221 - Mister Fister (Preview)

00:00:00.000 About, um, Top Lops of Productions.

00:00:18.680 Thursday, partly sunny skies and 57.

00:00:21.560 And to another woman who likes to be double-fisted in a different way, I think, Jess.

00:00:26.660 My whole life I never knew what that felt like.

00:00:29.840 Recently, though, I've experienced a small part of that.

00:00:34.080 I am a straight, white, Christian male.

00:00:54.000 It's not again, Wednesday, Tom's longer.

00:00:56.900 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from?

00:01:03.420 They are basically farm equipment.

00:01:05.060 That's crazy.

00:01:05.600 If you want a million-dollar idea, right there you go.

00:01:09.980 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.

00:01:15.460 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:01:16.640 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:01:30.440 I've just only said the truth.

00:01:31.920 The next cock up is a very nice cock, so...

00:01:37.140 Because it would hurt.

00:01:38.680 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:40.740 Uh-oh, uh-oh.

00:01:42.620 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:44.420 This shit is retarded.

00:01:45.220 Sharper's attack at 9-11 on a Wednesday.

00:01:51.760 We are live.

00:01:52.420 This is Tower Gang, motherfuckers.

00:01:53.800 By the way, the intro to our shows just continues to get more and more impressive.

00:01:57.300 Anybody noticing this?

00:01:58.200 I love it.

00:01:58.800 Dude.

00:01:59.700 By the way, just a comment on the intro, but not necessarily about the intro itself.

00:02:04.160 But the fact that the Misfit Patriot guy, and I know I didn't want to talk about it,

00:02:08.500 but the fact that he was wearing a hat with a cock on it while saying he was straight is just...

00:02:13.820 Was he?

00:02:14.840 Yes, pull it up.

00:02:16.100 His hat has literally a rooster on it.

00:02:18.800 Oh, all right.

00:02:19.660 It has a fucking cock.

00:02:20.580 That's weak.

00:02:21.420 Now we're reaching.

00:02:22.620 Oh, come on.

00:02:23.560 Come on, no.

00:02:24.300 This is a masonic theater.

00:02:25.660 That's what this is.

00:02:26.380 Yes.

00:02:26.860 That's subliminal, baby.

00:02:28.420 But it is true that he was on a gay hookup app.

00:02:31.820 Yes.

00:02:32.580 That is true.

00:02:33.220 With the username Fist.

00:02:34.120 Who has...

00:02:35.480 Have you ever seen somebody with a hat just like this that just has a rooster on it?

00:02:40.080 Or if you're not gay?

00:02:41.200 I mean, aren't there...

00:02:42.540 No, that's a signal, yeah.

00:02:44.460 Aren't there sports teams that are like the fighting cocks?

00:02:46.080 What sports team has a rooster as a fucking...

00:02:48.180 Fuck if I know.

00:02:49.000 I don't give a shit about that.

00:02:50.140 The game cocks.

00:02:51.140 There you go.

00:02:51.600 It was not a game cock.

00:02:54.020 Saturdays for the cocks.

00:02:54.720 I mean, that cock was game, let me tell you.

00:02:57.800 He's definitely game for the cocks based off of his...

00:03:00.620 I just did that.

00:03:01.640 All right, all right, all right.

00:03:02.420 No, I can do the other one.

00:03:03.220 Listen, we're going to get into it now, but I'm going to play the drop.

00:03:06.320 Here we go.

00:03:06.500 Here's what we're going to do.

00:03:07.520 We're going to all type out the word.

00:03:09.900 Oh, get him now.

00:03:12.820 Dude.

00:03:13.140 Yeah.

00:03:14.000 Perfect.

00:03:14.520 He only watched our show for five minutes and he already understands it fully.

00:03:17.780 That's amazing.

00:03:18.200 Yeah.

00:03:18.480 He gets it.

00:03:19.020 Oh, yeah.

00:03:19.280 What a fucking reject.

00:03:21.240 Okay.

00:03:21.540 So, what do we want to begin with this guy?

00:03:23.240 We wrecked his life really quick with a short crypto scam, I think.

00:03:27.440 I don't even remember what I did to him last week.

00:03:28.920 He wrecked his life.

00:03:29.380 And he just turned out to be gay for the rest of the time.

00:03:35.300 That's what happened.

00:03:35.860 It was so much worse than that.

00:03:39.180 I mean, I don't even know where to begin.

00:03:40.840 So, during the show, we raid his stream and then Top decides to try and, like, I feel

00:03:49.580 like you were doing some sort of CIA, like, mind control program because you start sending

00:03:52.740 him what appears to be, like, crypto scam shit to just make him, like, he has no idea

00:03:57.720 what's happening.

00:03:58.300 But what you're doing is you're inviting him on to the live tower gang to debate me.

00:04:03.200 I've already declined because I don't want to fucking put my reputation on defending people

00:04:07.040 that I don't know if they're innocent or guilty.

00:04:08.560 Right.

00:04:08.960 That's all true.

00:04:10.080 Which is all true.

00:04:11.740 And then, so I declined.

00:04:12.880 He, I want nothing more than to have nothing to do with this guy for the rest of my life.

00:04:18.300 That is my entire mission after we exit the show that night.

00:04:22.300 I wake up the next day and he's calling me a pussy and a bitch and all this other shit.

00:04:26.140 And I was like, all right, dude, well, here we go.

00:04:28.760 He's threatening legal action.

00:04:30.360 Yeah.

00:04:30.580 All right, I'm going to dox you.

00:04:32.560 Yeah, he's threatening legal action in the ER.

00:04:35.880 And anyway, so what was the thing that I posted that goes super viral?

00:04:40.240 I forget.

00:04:40.780 It's an address and an information.

00:04:45.140 It wasn't that.

00:04:46.820 It wasn't that.

00:04:47.900 It's in the topic sheet.

00:04:49.460 It was that he beat up his grandma or something.

00:04:51.580 Yeah, it's the charges.

00:04:52.360 And he then spends the next 24 hours getting dragged mercilessly by the entire internet.

00:04:58.900 It's fucking crazy.

00:05:00.240 Just my original post has a million views.

00:05:02.700 There's another dozen from big profile accounts.

00:05:05.180 It's so funny.

00:05:05.840 Everybody was like, oh, this is a dog pile on this random dude.

00:05:11.380 And then you have retards like Toad that go, oh, he beat the shit out of some old woman.

00:05:16.300 And then he goes, I didn't beat up an old woman.

00:05:19.480 And that's the move.

00:05:21.460 Because if you look at the charge, it was an elderly fucking whatever.

00:05:25.240 I went further than that.

00:05:26.320 I said it was his mother, which probably it was.

00:05:27.940 It's very important people understand.

00:05:29.340 So the charge, which is legitimate, by the way.

00:05:31.640 I did confirm this.

00:05:32.760 The charge is disabled slash 60 plus.

00:05:36.000 Crazy, right?

00:05:36.860 This is a charge that applies to either or.

00:05:40.200 Oh, if you beat up a retarded lady.

00:05:41.720 This is very important.

00:05:43.580 So his defense, and he's adamant about this, so I believe he's probably telling the truth,

00:05:47.520 is that the person that he assaulted, allegedly, was not over 60 years old, but rather, they

00:05:53.880 were fucking disabled, which is a direct affront to the Tower Gang nation.

00:06:00.620 We defend our dangerous retards here.

00:06:01.840 Dude, it's Bryson Gray.

00:06:02.820 Bryson Gray, this is what it is.

00:06:04.560 I don't know if it's technically retards, because sometimes disabled people, like disabled,

00:06:09.160 like physically disabled, really piss me off.

00:06:10.320 Like what's the average IQ of blacks?

00:06:12.680 No, I mean, because retarded people, I want to pretend.

00:06:14.840 Oh, Cinderella!

00:06:18.520 It could mean that, like, because we flirted with that idea on the show a lot.

00:06:23.280 Bryson press charges?

00:06:24.620 There was a woman, though, and they're all retarded.

00:06:26.520 It's not a hate crime.

00:06:27.260 We flirted with the idea of, are black people disabled just by the pure fact of them being

00:06:32.660 black?

00:06:33.300 And this would be an admission by the state of Texas.

00:06:35.400 Oh, no, no, the state of Boston.

00:06:36.880 The lack of IQ, yeah.

00:06:37.600 He's in Massachusetts.

00:06:38.340 The state of Boston.

00:06:39.600 Yeah, dude, I'm going to go to his trial.

00:06:41.380 I told you, it's going to be in debt of mass.

00:06:44.480 I'm going to figure out when it is.

00:06:45.500 So it's ongoing, right?

00:06:46.920 Yeah.

00:06:47.100 It's pending.

00:06:48.680 There's already been jury selection based off of the filing that I looked at, and the

00:06:53.500 trial is like six weeks from now.

00:06:55.780 People are going to show up.

00:06:57.060 Literally, like Matt Reif was talking about showing up, too.

00:06:59.800 And I think he's dead serious.

00:07:01.120 Like, I'm going to go.

00:07:01.960 I'm pretty sure Matt Reif is dead.

00:07:03.560 He got into a very bad car accident the other day.

00:07:05.920 Nah, are you serious?

00:07:06.500 It's okay.

00:07:07.100 Just put that fucking, give him some good vibes from that machine.

00:07:11.620 He'll get, he'll, he'll ride up.

00:07:12.760 Yeah.

00:07:13.040 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:07:13.720 Just send it out of it.

00:07:15.180 I'm surprised he doesn't have a Reif machine in his car that is a force field that protects

00:07:19.240 him from all car crashes.

00:07:21.440 Yeah.

00:07:22.280 I mean, we're going to see the recovery time on Matt Reif's back and wrist will prove

00:07:26.900 out if this machine actually does work.

00:07:29.340 You can go to.

00:07:30.080 If it does cure cancer, yeah.

00:07:31.720 Promo code Nephilim test squad.

00:07:36.420 Could it cure Mr. Patriot's cancer?

00:07:39.840 I don't know.

00:07:40.000 So, so this is where the story gets absolutely insane.

00:07:43.320 Oh yeah, that's, that's Matt's vehicle.

00:07:45.260 Yeah, Matt's car.

00:07:45.920 He got wrecked better than, or worse than Mr. Patriot did last week.

00:07:49.780 So, so the story, the story appears to be dying down, but he pissed off this one Latina

00:07:54.560 broad and she is not fucking, she's like a dog with a,

00:07:56.900 she's like a pedo with a fucking, I don't know how to say bone in Spanish.

00:08:00.560 Anyways, she's fucking going after this dude.

00:08:02.760 She finds a gay dating profile.

00:08:05.940 Yeah.

00:08:06.520 And, and it's a picture of him with what appears to him being laying over a bed, biting a pillow

00:08:12.140 and the handle, the handle for his dating profile, by the way, it's not, it's not Grindr,

00:08:16.980 it's Growler because it's, it's specifically for bears and his fucking handle is fist me.

00:08:24.540 It's wild.

00:08:25.920 What a wild way to be.

00:08:27.140 And then, and then he goes on these lengthy rants defending Israel.

00:08:30.020 There it is.

00:08:30.720 There it is in all his fucking glory.

00:08:32.260 I mean, unless that's a Photoshop, this guy's life has to be over, right?

00:08:36.700 Yeah.

00:08:37.480 You would hope.

00:08:38.040 No.

00:08:38.240 How do you confirm this though?

00:08:39.680 Cause she, I, I mean, I don't know enough of this broad, but I could totally see a crazy

00:08:42.940 Latina broad just being like, Oh, I'm going to fucking Photoshop this.

00:08:45.700 I could see that.

00:08:48.040 Like I could see y'all or like one of my friends setting up a, a fake gay dating profile for

00:08:54.800 me.

00:08:54.920 Oh, that's what it is.

00:08:55.660 He did it for the OLS.

00:08:57.200 This is a reminder that if you're fat, you should be outside working out.

00:09:01.420 I don't know.

00:09:04.860 She looks trustworthy.

00:09:06.480 Yeah.

00:09:07.080 She will wreck your life.

00:09:08.700 She looks like she'll fuck your life.

00:09:10.200 Should I get out of her DMs then?

00:09:12.880 A hundred percent.

00:09:13.380 That's some man titties.

00:09:14.620 She did the show with Luke and I.

00:09:15.780 So I, I've, I've met her at least.

00:09:17.940 Uh, she looks like she's tall.

00:09:19.400 Is she tall?

00:09:20.340 No.

00:09:20.680 She is tall.

00:09:21.380 And she's like, she's like, well, not tall, tall, like compared to dudes.

00:09:24.240 So I don't, I don't know compared to dudes.

00:09:25.700 She wanted to come on the show.

00:09:26.420 She said she's like five, nine or five, 10 or a girl that's pretty tall.

00:09:29.380 That's pretty tall.

00:09:29.780 She was very nice to me, but she was like, Oh, can I come on the show?

00:09:32.580 I was like, absolutely fucking not.

00:09:33.940 You're out of your mind, man.

00:09:34.760 This is, you know what we do on this shit.

00:09:37.400 It's like, thank you for your service.

00:09:39.040 Get the fuck out of here.

00:09:39.960 I'm not talking to you.

00:09:41.500 No woman allowed.

00:09:42.820 Like this is, thank you for the info.

00:09:44.140 Fuck off.

00:09:44.880 Go, go dig up more dirt on Mr. Patriot and get back in the kitchen.

00:09:48.180 See, see, Brandon did it to one of his college friends.

00:09:50.280 And I'm telling you, like, if like, that would be the worst.

00:09:53.040 If for some reason, Brandon, look, uh, it's a possibility.

00:09:56.560 It's a possibility.

00:09:57.120 I'm just, I'm just saying this guy, this guy emanates homosexual enemies.

00:10:01.380 Oh yeah, for sure.

00:10:02.500 That's what I think I liked about him.

00:10:05.260 Do you guys know, you know, those tattoos, the line tattoos, you ever heard

00:10:09.680 the, the meaning of those?

00:10:10.880 Like the, the ones with the bands?

00:10:13.080 I don't know what they mean.

00:10:13.620 Those apparently, that has a gay meaning where it's like for guys who are

00:10:16.380 into fisting and how far they go.

00:10:18.780 I'm not kidding.

00:10:20.060 I saw it the other day.

00:10:21.320 I'm going to have to get my tattoo removed.

00:10:22.420 Fuck you, dude.

00:10:23.400 But anyways, my point being, keep an eye out for one of those tattoos.

00:10:26.800 I could totally see him have it.

00:10:28.120 Watch.

00:10:28.340 It's like all the way the fuck up here.

00:10:30.180 So it's like a tattoo of a rectum and it's like, I can go this far.

00:10:33.660 Hold on.

00:10:34.080 Is that, is that in their, yeah.

00:10:34.960 Is that in their own rectum or is it another guy's rectum?

00:10:36.680 I would assume in your own asshole.

00:10:37.880 So I saw at the other day, I went to the mall and I actually saw what was

00:10:41.620 clearly a gay dude and he had one of those tattoos and it like, I saw the

00:10:44.940 meme just days before.

00:10:46.060 I was like, no fucking way.

00:10:47.380 And I was like, clearly, yes.

00:10:48.540 If you have the ring all the way up to your shoulder cusp, does that mean that

00:10:51.120 someone has like straight up puppeted you?

00:10:53.420 That's what we'll see.

00:10:54.080 That's what I was wondering if it's, if it's your own.

00:10:56.520 I love Israel.

00:10:57.680 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:10:59.780 That's, I'm Mr.

00:11:01.080 Patriot.

00:11:01.860 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:11:02.940 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:11:06.680 I just asked Grock about a gay fisting.

00:11:08.360 Cause I was trying to find out about the tattoos and it said people who enjoy it

00:11:11.760 often describe it as intensely intimate.

00:11:14.260 Yeah.

00:11:14.780 I bet.

00:11:16.680 It's like, yeah.

00:11:18.520 Just one way to describe it.

00:11:20.340 It's like, yeah.

00:11:20.820 I'm snuggling your colon right now.

00:11:22.980 Like we're going to be into this.

00:11:24.360 Oh wait, there's more.

00:11:25.160 There's more.

00:11:25.500 So it's requiring trust, communication, and a lot of preparation.

00:11:28.540 They just stop being fake and gay.

00:11:31.460 Complete disregard for your lower intestines.

00:11:36.780 Oh boy.

00:11:37.560 Because I was, I was wondering, because if they had a tattoo up to their, like their

00:11:41.400 shoulder, because I was wondering, is it their own arm?

00:11:43.800 So then they would reach down their own ass.

00:11:46.200 And like, I mean, I don't think it's like a perfect mark on their own arm.

00:11:49.920 It's like a height chart.

00:11:51.320 I don't think they measured it off their arm.

00:11:53.000 They go to the tattoo artist and like, quick, let me show my hand up my ass.

00:11:56.340 And can you mark there and tattoo around?

00:11:58.140 When I was 10 years old, I could get this far up my own ass.

00:12:01.100 Because it'd be weird to say like, as like, if I'm, it's like, I'm such a good

00:12:06.520 fister, like that I can get this deep in somebody else's ass.

00:12:09.760 It's like, doesn't that just mean their ass is just really loose?

00:12:11.920 Yeah.

00:12:12.040 Like, your arm is so good.

00:12:14.460 I propose we change his name to Mr. Fister Christian.

00:12:18.080 Yeah.

00:12:18.300 We should change his name to Mr. Fister.

00:12:20.320 I think that's much better.

00:12:21.460 Mr. Fister.

00:12:22.060 Yeah.

00:12:22.180 That's great.

00:12:22.540 I think that, I think that at a certain, at a certain, let me, let me finish my joke.

00:12:27.420 It's not a joke.

00:12:28.460 At a certain, at a certain threshold of, of line, you know, depth, I think that you

00:12:34.920 ought to put a teardrop around, you know, at the, at the circle just to indicate that

00:12:38.700 you killed them with it.

00:12:39.700 Yeah.

00:12:40.020 Yeah.

00:12:40.260 Yeah.

00:12:40.420 It's like, I grabbed his heart from his asshole.

00:12:45.520 He does look, he does look sturdy though, right?

00:12:47.720 Like he looks like he could really take some, take a pounding.

00:12:51.400 Right.

00:12:51.480 I mean, he, I mean, in his defense, he does look like he can take a fucking dick.

00:12:55.940 You know what I mean?

00:12:56.640 I mean, judging by the shits he probably lays, like he, you know, he big, drops huge turds.

00:13:02.680 So that thing's loosened up.

00:13:04.000 Him and, and Josh being like gay lovers, for some reason they look like they'd be a cute

00:13:09.500 bear couple.

00:13:10.420 Yes.

00:13:10.740 They would be like, they would, they would open up like a burger shop.

00:13:13.540 Honestly, wouldn't even surprise me if they're me.

00:13:14.740 Josh Smith looks worse every time I see him.

00:13:16.960 Like I had to cancel.

00:13:18.920 Because he's getting fisted by Mr. Patriot.

00:13:20.960 I thought you were saying that Mr. Patriot's going out for the twinks.

00:13:28.940 Do you think you could, Mr. Pfister, please.

00:13:30.920 I do have tiny, I bet I could fit a lot of my.

00:13:32.860 Title of the episode.

00:13:34.360 Do you think, Jose, do you think you could gorilla fuck him?

00:13:37.960 Like a, cause he's, he's kind of a big dude.

00:13:39.880 He's a thick boy.

00:13:40.960 He's a thickie.

00:13:41.700 I don't know.

00:13:42.280 You could fuck him.

00:13:43.160 Get out of here.

00:13:43.720 I could fuck him.

00:13:44.340 Yeah.

00:13:44.580 Yeah.

00:13:44.780 I could fuck him.

00:13:45.580 You're like a silverback.

00:13:46.800 Yeah.

00:13:47.000 You could do it.

00:13:47.580 Thank you.

00:13:49.500 I have, I have full confidence you could fuck this guy, whether he wants it or not.

00:13:53.400 I think he's like, I think he's like my height, like an inch or two taller.

00:13:56.140 That's about it.

00:13:56.760 Yeah.

00:13:57.000 Yeah.

00:13:57.220 He's a little tiny.

00:13:58.060 He's a man.

00:13:59.660 Oh man.

00:14:00.340 He's a man.

00:14:01.760 He's one of me.

00:14:04.260 He's bizarro me.

00:14:06.560 What's, what's.

00:14:07.560 All right.

00:14:07.900 So the final point I want to make on this is that despite the fact that his, his reputation

00:14:12.180 has been demolished over the past week, um, before and before on that one, by the way,

00:14:20.000 this is the point.

00:14:20.640 This is the point that I want to make is that despite the fact that he was universally pilloried

00:14:25.000 in a way that I have rarely seen any human being experience, he continues, he continues

00:14:30.280 to, uh, just persist in a way as if none of this has transpired and, and his likes and

00:14:36.080 his retweets do not reflect the fact that his reputation broadly speaking has been annihilated,

00:14:40.980 which tells me this motherfucker is boosted by some other agency.

00:14:46.420 I don't understand how anybody is re-owned by this guy.

00:14:49.140 His interaction is low.

00:14:50.340 He gets like 30 views on his studio.

00:14:51.760 I see him get quote tweeted all the time by big accounts and accounts I see frequently,

00:14:55.700 but it's like clearly accounts with the tribe.

00:14:58.840 You know what I mean?

00:14:59.440 Like accounts in the click.

00:15:00.640 Like what's up?

00:15:01.060 His entire, his entire comment section is just Israel flag, Israel flag, Israel flag.

00:15:08.800 It's fucking nuts.

00:15:09.780 I remember the other thing that happened after, uh, the show last week is that his, uh, cohost

00:15:14.560 there, Joe Exotic's, uh, ex-boyfriend there got swatted.

00:15:17.660 That dude, that dude has like 300,000 followers on YouTube and his presence on, uh, I guess he's

00:15:23.100 a regular guest on fucking Misfit page or whatever the fuck that faggot's name is on

00:15:27.340 his show and he still can never crack a hundred views.

00:15:30.280 I don't think any of his streams have cracked a hundred.

00:15:32.240 I gotta defend him.

00:15:33.620 The reason he's got a huge following is because he does an incredible Donald Trump impersonation.

00:15:37.680 Oh, are you kidding me?

00:15:38.380 Oh, okay.

00:15:38.680 Really?

00:15:39.080 All right.

00:15:39.400 He's better than Matt Jackman?

00:15:41.200 No way.

00:15:41.500 Is he?

00:15:41.760 He must go live.

00:15:42.500 Does he go live at 9-11?

00:15:43.560 Dude.

00:15:43.880 What can I say?

00:15:44.360 Dude, look at this.

00:15:45.220 Yeah, he's live.

00:15:45.900 Look at that.

00:15:46.280 17 fucking viewers.

00:15:47.700 Don't tell me we're going to rate him again.

00:15:49.260 Don't beat him again.

00:15:49.640 Wait, is it only 30 seconds in or is that 30 seconds in from watching right now?

00:15:54.220 Because to give him the benefit.

00:15:55.560 Okay.

00:15:56.060 Well, then to be fair.

00:15:57.160 Okay.

00:15:57.420 No, no.

00:15:57.760 We just started watching this.

00:15:58.840 Oh, okay.

00:15:59.660 So no, that's us starting.

00:16:00.840 That's not him starting.

00:16:01.640 Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

00:16:02.680 Should I rate?

00:16:03.420 Should we rate him again?

00:16:03.860 No, don't do it again.

00:16:04.820 No, don't give him the satisfaction.

00:16:06.900 He's going to press charges.

00:16:07.980 Don't do it.

00:16:08.280 He literally, last time, it was his most viewed episode that I've seen in like months.

00:16:11.760 I went through his metrics for funsies just because I was like, this is insane.

00:16:14.240 All right, we're going to leave it up.

00:16:14.660 We're leaving it up to the chat.

00:16:15.640 Guys.

00:16:15.880 Guys in the chat, should we rate him?

00:16:19.400 Miss Fat Patriot.

00:16:23.280 David Fite.

00:16:25.540 Let's go to David Fite.

00:16:26.800 You know what?

00:16:27.700 You're right.

00:16:28.100 Send him over there.

00:16:30.080 Just a nice little refresher.

00:16:31.800 Just to remind him.

00:16:32.760 Because he loves it.

00:16:33.560 I think he likes it.

00:16:34.620 Whenever Towering Wednesday is on.

00:16:36.260 I just love to go and just buttfuck somebody's channel.

00:16:40.600 You better be aware you're going to get raided during Towering.

00:16:41.680 Hey, we're boosting.

00:16:42.640 We're breathing life into it.

00:16:43.900 We're fucking giving his dying channel the CPR.

00:16:46.120 Dude, I would love it.

00:16:47.560 The only way I would rate Miss Fat Patriots again is if everybody was just like, we're

00:16:51.140 just here to fist you.

00:16:52.280 Like, we're just like this.

00:16:53.400 Oh, definitely.

00:16:54.400 Definitely send the message that's not antagonistic.

00:16:57.060 Like, hey, we're just here to do what you want.

00:16:58.560 Yeah, we're here for you.

00:17:00.080 You said fist me.

00:17:02.260 I'm interested.

00:17:03.380 We should send them in there.

00:17:04.300 We're the fist of Tower Gang.

00:17:06.020 And you're you.

00:17:06.420 We should send them in there as Hasbro bots.

00:17:08.660 Like, just completely saying Jew shit.

00:17:10.360 Like, send in our chat like that just to fuck with his head.

00:17:13.320 See what happens there.

00:17:14.580 All right.

00:17:14.880 I don't think our chat would be able to say a message, though.

00:17:17.500 Yeah.

00:17:17.800 Do me a favor, Tyler, and pull up.

00:17:19.680 Somebody's so good to answer that ghost guy.

00:17:20.700 Do me a favor, Tyler, and pull up Sean Farage or whatever his name is.

00:17:24.180 Trump impersonation.

00:17:25.240 I just want people to see.

00:17:26.160 Like, he's gone crazy viral because his Trump impersonation is fucking awesome.

00:17:29.580 Oh, you weren't kidding.

00:17:30.340 I thought you were being, like, sarcastic.

00:17:31.360 All right, guys.

00:17:32.040 I want everybody to go raid David Fight.

00:17:34.100 He's talking to Lou Perez right now.

00:17:35.720 And just say nice shit to them.

00:17:37.580 You know, it's in the chat.

00:17:38.900 Just click on there.

00:17:39.920 Yeah, they're not going to say anything nice.

00:17:41.560 Say nice.

00:17:42.360 Give him a thumbs up.

00:17:43.680 Fucking let him know.

00:17:44.160 Didn't Lou Perez suck on this show?

00:17:46.640 On our show?

00:17:47.420 You're not supposed to say that, Cole.

00:17:49.420 He called me and me, Uncle Toad.

00:17:51.220 It's, like, incredibly unprofessional.

00:17:53.600 People, like, unless you're a fucking real lunatic, it's hard to do well on this show.

00:18:00.300 Yeah, that's true.

00:18:01.660 The show's easy.

00:18:02.340 I know what you're talking about, Clint.

00:18:03.460 Yeah.

00:18:04.220 All right.

00:18:04.480 You have to be crazy.

00:18:06.940 I don't know.

00:18:07.560 I think, like, comedians, like, cool comedians.

00:18:09.300 What are we doing here?

00:18:10.060 What is this?

00:18:10.640 I don't know what you're doing, Tyler.

00:18:11.980 Like, there's two people driving right now.

00:18:14.140 Fucking.

00:18:14.740 Yeah, pick a lane.

00:18:16.280 Well, we're going to prank call.

00:18:17.360 It's, like, doing guitar solo.

00:18:18.760 Shifty shift, because he was censured by the House of Representatives.

00:18:21.600 We're going to prank call him.

00:18:22.480 Here we go.

00:18:27.880 Hello, this is Congressman Adam Schiff.

00:18:30.100 Thank you for calling my Washington, D.C. office.

00:18:32.940 That's for you.

00:18:33.260 My staff are busy and unavailable to answer your call at the moment, but we look forward

00:18:37.080 to taking down your comments and answering any questions you might have.

00:18:41.120 Tyler's like, no, I'm not going to do what you're asking.

00:18:42.920 Mail, Shifty.

00:18:44.300 To leave a message for you.

00:18:45.740 God, his message is so long.

00:18:47.860 Well, this message is for the Honorable Adam Schiff.

00:18:50.700 They call you the Honorable Adam Schiff.

00:18:52.540 And I just have to say, Shifty, you were censored by the House of Representatives because Russia,

00:18:58.400 Russia, Russia was a hoax.

00:18:59.940 It was a complete and total hoax.

00:19:01.900 You knew it was a hoax the entire time.

00:19:03.760 So I'm wondering when you're going to apologize.

00:19:06.560 You're going to apologize.

00:19:07.300 That is probably the best that I've ever heard.

00:19:09.220 It's very good.

00:19:10.460 I mean, it's good.

00:19:11.080 I wouldn't say best I've ever heard.

00:19:12.260 It's not like the funniest.

00:19:13.600 It's like the most accurate is what I'm saying.

00:19:15.600 Yeah, it's pretty good.

00:19:16.320 Yeah.

00:19:16.640 Solid.

00:19:17.420 He should leave Mr. Patriot.

00:19:18.740 He's way too good.

00:19:19.340 So anyways, my point is, I don't have beef with that dude.

00:19:22.060 The fact that he's not a draw, the fact that there's only 25 viewers over on Mr. Patriot

00:19:27.440 or Mr. Fister's channel, that's not his fault.

00:19:31.480 That's an insane amount of followers over just having a good fucking...

00:19:34.740 Dude, you go viral for dumb shit.

00:19:36.440 MAGA is fucking...

00:19:37.200 I want to know...

00:19:38.240 MAGA is retarded.

00:19:39.280 That's true.

00:19:39.660 What's the...

00:19:40.540 What can I do to become the Jew's favorite and be like...

00:19:44.580 I'm as retarded as Mr. Patriot, right?

00:19:46.800 Gay porn.

00:19:48.280 I guess you just have to be gay.

00:19:50.260 Is that just what it is?

00:19:50.920 Like, you have to...

00:19:52.200 Well, then usually you have to have shame so they can blackmail you.

00:19:55.220 You don't have that.

00:19:56.160 Real shit.

00:19:56.680 Real shit, Mr. Fister, he put out about eight months ago, he puts out a...

00:20:01.060 Right when Jordan Peterson did this, when Super Viral was like the letter to Muslims and he

00:20:05.140 was shaming them, Mr. Fister puts out a letter to Israel and in it, it's an eight minute

00:20:10.400 diatribe about how as a patriotic Christian American, he's ready to fucking die for the state

00:20:16.260 of Israel.

00:20:16.680 Like, that's his whole thing.

00:20:18.780 I just want to know, like, what the fuck do you still talk about?

00:20:22.480 What do you talk about on libertarian shows still?

00:20:25.840 So do you still like liberty?

00:20:30.480 Y'all still fighting, right?

00:20:31.620 So is like freedom cool or what?

00:20:33.000 We still fighting for it, right?

00:20:34.420 We fighting, baby.

00:20:37.800 This is just...

00:20:38.660 It's just sad.

00:20:39.740 It's like...

00:20:40.680 It is kind of depressing when you...

00:20:43.460 It is depressing when you see a channel in the wild with zero views.

00:20:45.600 But this guy is cool enough.

00:20:46.780 You're like, is there an issue with the thingy?

00:20:48.260 You refresh it and you're like, no, there's zero views.

00:20:50.520 Oh, wait.

00:20:50.820 Now I'm one.

00:20:51.820 Look at our fans.

00:20:52.400 I like...

00:20:52.940 I'm just here to say nice things.

00:20:54.520 I like Lou's stand-up comedy, though.

00:20:55.360 I do.

00:20:58.300 Yeah.

00:20:58.900 I don't really like the stand-up comedy either.

00:21:01.560 The fact that I get hundreds of live viewers, even though I'm tape-delayed, makes me feel

00:21:05.240 really good.

00:21:05.780 Because it's like, I would just quit.

00:21:08.660 I would absolutely quit.

00:21:09.420 I mean, it is brutal.

00:21:10.680 I want to rank our top conservative influencers that turned out to be gay of all time.

00:21:16.920 Dude, I'll tell you.

00:21:17.880 I'll tell you.

00:21:18.500 This one actually hit me hard in the feels.

00:21:22.740 When Milo came out and said that Jesse Lee Peterson been sucking dudes off left and right,

00:21:28.480 I was like, you've got to be fucking kidding me, bro.

00:21:30.720 That's Mount Rushmore.

00:21:31.320 Are you fucking kidding me, bro?

00:21:31.940 I hate it.

00:21:33.000 I think like...

00:21:33.780 No, you understand why gay is...

00:21:35.400 What the?

00:21:36.620 What the?

00:21:37.540 What the?

00:21:37.840 I mean, I've been sucking hell who off?

00:21:40.260 What the?

00:21:41.420 Who be sucking me off?

00:21:42.920 What do you mean?

00:21:43.420 You gay?

00:21:44.260 I'm gay?

00:21:45.380 We gay?

00:21:46.440 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:21:47.620 I'm gay?

00:21:49.200 I'm just...

00:21:50.000 I'm so confused by this because his entire...

00:21:53.440 I mean, I guess I shouldn't be.

00:21:54.660 Like, I guess everybody's a fraud in the conservative commentating space, but goddamn.

00:21:59.320 Whatever the conservative...

00:22:01.560 I think Milo is closeted.

00:22:02.440 Milo's been crying.

00:22:06.560 He's been crying over pussy for a full week.

00:22:09.100 Yeah.

00:22:10.240 Which, by the way, we actually lost a cat.

00:22:12.940 We lost a cat a couple months ago, and my entire family freaked out, and I was just kind of like,

00:22:17.000 okay, like, well, you know...

00:22:18.800 Because you just see them as dollar signs.

00:22:20.360 That's that number six year in the chat.

00:22:21.700 That's true, but...

00:22:22.220 My dogs, my dogs, like, I leave my front gate open, and my dad's always like, oh, if they

00:22:27.340 run out, and if he gets lost or hit by a car, and I was like, that's on him, nigga.

00:22:31.120 Like, if he comes back, I'm letting these niggas live.

00:22:35.020 If he comes back, he lived a good life.

00:22:36.760 You cried like a little bitch when your dog died, man.

00:22:39.160 Yeah, but he died of cancer, of heart cancer.

00:22:41.360 That's awful.

00:22:42.280 Like, if he died going out...

00:22:46.280 Yeah, so why?

00:22:46.740 If he gets hit by a car, who cares, you know?

00:22:48.380 Because you see it, it's totally different.

00:22:50.820 It wasn't meant to be.

00:22:51.780 It's like, suddenly I get to save on dog food.

00:22:53.600 Big deal.

00:22:54.060 No, but like, it's different whenever you get to see, like, the dog dead in the street bleeding.

00:22:58.900 There's no point crying over spilt milk.

00:23:01.660 Spilt Fido.

00:23:02.840 What's happening here?

00:23:03.740 Let's continue playing this.

00:23:05.020 Sorry, guys.

00:23:05.540 Let's chat.

00:23:05.860 No, no.

00:23:06.280 No, no.

00:23:07.880 Oh, there we go.

00:23:09.080 Yeah, $25,000 reward.

00:23:10.600 It's pretty.

00:23:11.540 That's wild.

00:23:11.880 No questions asked.

00:23:13.000 Yeah, but then somebody sent him a DM after this that was, like, telling him that they had

00:23:18.040 his cat, and they were, like, holding it hostage.

00:23:19.920 They're like, fuck you.

00:23:20.960 You're...

00:23:21.640 Holding it hostage?

00:23:22.520 It's because he put out five grand.

00:23:24.660 He put out his phone number to a million followers.

00:23:27.080 Of course, he's going to get a bunch of crazy...

00:23:28.500 That's true.

00:23:28.680 I do have his phone number.

00:23:29.460 No, it's Mr. Patriot's phone number.

00:23:31.660 Nice.

00:23:33.040 That's Milo's phone number.

00:23:34.260 It is.

00:23:35.340 It is.

00:23:35.760 God, he's a fucking crazy person.

00:23:37.360 He's pretty wild.

00:23:38.860 But anyways, he outs Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:23:41.000 Yes.

00:23:41.740 Who else is on the...

00:23:42.940 That would be Mount Rushmore of conservative gone gay.

00:23:45.940 He was only outing black conservatives, which is fucking base.

00:23:49.400 Dope.

00:23:49.600 Pretty base.

00:23:50.340 Where's a fucking...

00:23:51.240 Well, in fairness, that one dude he was just saying does...

00:23:53.580 Oh, no, he did...

00:23:54.680 Who else is on the...

00:23:54.700 At first, he was just disclosing that he does lines of cocaine at CPAC, and then he said...

00:23:59.960 Right.

00:24:00.140 And he fucking fucks and sucks dudes off and off.

00:24:02.260 Yeah, he fucks and sucks dudes, and his wife is crying to other dudes in the lobby, and everybody

00:24:07.580 knows it.

00:24:08.360 But then who was he talking about with that?

00:24:11.120 Just a black dude.

00:24:12.520 Just a black dude.

00:24:12.900 I don't know who it is.

00:24:14.860 I don't know who he is.

00:24:15.360 He's just talking about just some...

00:24:16.280 Dinner!

00:24:17.180 I saw a picture of him, still had no idea who he was.

00:24:20.880 Because I wanted to say, like, oh, Jack.

00:24:24.240 Who's the guy that was always on TimCast, Big Beard?

00:24:28.960 Oh, Murphy.

00:24:29.960 Jack Murphy.

00:24:30.960 That was a big one.

00:24:31.760 I feel like that's a Mount Rushmore type of, like, going from Manosphere to, like, literally,

00:24:37.200 you got railed by dudes.

00:24:37.900 Dude, I feel like I probably had the last interview with Jack Murphy before he just vanished.

00:24:43.040 You interviewed that fag?

00:24:44.360 Yeah, a good deal after the stuff, and he didn't address it.

00:24:48.540 Dude, he was just like...

00:24:48.880 Because, I mean, to be fair, you don't.

00:24:50.740 I mean, what do you do?

00:24:51.480 So, about the gay stuff.

00:24:54.620 Listen, here's what you do.

00:24:56.180 Hey, it's not gay, man.

00:24:57.740 We've learned this lesson all week.

00:24:59.080 We've learned it from fucking Mike Cernovich.

00:25:01.460 You can do whatever the fuck you want, and if somebody goes, yo, you just did XYZ, you

00:25:06.800 just go, fucking, here's the next tweet I did.

00:25:08.920 I don't care.

00:25:09.300 Who can't do it all the best?

00:25:10.780 You just keep going.

00:25:11.780 It doesn't matter.

00:25:12.380 I sucked off a tranny and wrote an article about it.

00:25:14.100 Okay, yeah, here's my hot take about Trump.

00:25:17.220 Dude, it made me...

00:25:19.480 It made me, like, whenever, because Toad was like...

00:25:21.940 This nigga's getting medals from Trump in the White House after blowing a tranny and

00:25:25.080 writing an article about it.

00:25:26.280 It doesn't matter.

00:25:27.300 Clint, you can do whatever you want, Clint.

00:25:29.240 It's not even the bullet right now.

00:25:29.920 I'm doing a tranny thing that gets me.

00:25:31.360 It's the article.

00:25:32.180 That's what gets me.

00:25:32.560 Clint, share this to your fucking Twitter.

00:25:35.080 It doesn't...

00:25:35.600 It literally, like, this is what I've been trying to teach you guys.

00:25:38.020 This is what I'm trying to teach the entire internet.

00:25:39.680 Just suck off trannies.

00:25:40.420 Write articles about it.

00:25:43.200 It doesn't matter.

00:25:44.840 You do whatever you want.

00:25:46.400 No, you're right.

00:25:46.960 You're right.

00:25:47.420 Toad sent the thing of him, like, being, like, what Clint was talking about before,

00:25:51.220 about, like, how he beat up a grandma, and he was like, it was not a grandma.

00:25:54.700 I was like, that's fucking hilarious to be like.

00:25:57.800 Okay, so it was an old man or a retard.

00:26:01.460 It wasn't a grandma.

00:26:02.700 It wasn't a grandma.

00:26:03.520 In my thread destroying the dude, there's a fucking, like, 10-second clip at the bottom

00:26:07.180 of it where he says, yeah, I've got assault and battery charges, and he talks about it.

00:26:11.240 So, like, he acknowledges it, you know, in its own...

00:26:14.760 I fucked up a few retards.

00:26:16.360 Yeah, but he just doesn't clarify that the person he beat up was almost certainly disabled

00:26:20.900 or allegedly disabled, and I was like, God, this is fucking too good to be true.

00:26:24.480 I mean, he does say retard a lot, which I do too, but it comes off as deflection from

00:26:29.620 someone who is retarded as much as he says it.

00:26:31.560 Back down to two people.

00:26:32.700 Our fans are fucking gangsters that they would still keep watching that.

00:26:35.600 Dude, better off the day, it's more than that.

00:26:37.600 Would you feel bad if, like, you were beaten up, for one?

00:26:40.380 Like, one thing, like, you get beat up.

00:26:41.560 That would suck.

00:26:42.500 And then the second thing, like, in court, they'd label you disabled, and, like, you're

00:26:46.820 just like, you're like, I'm not disabled.

00:26:49.280 That would be brutal.

00:26:50.320 It's okay, Junior.

00:26:51.220 Dude, if you lose a fight to fucking Mr. Fister, I don't know how you get covered from that.

00:26:55.620 Actually, that might be what happened, is they were, like, either they have to be

00:26:59.380 over 60, or they have to be disabled to be beat up by Mr. Fister.

00:27:02.200 They're like, there's no way.

00:27:03.820 There's no way that you're, like, you know, a normal person.

00:27:07.100 It's like, okay, you may be all there mentally, but, like, physically?

00:27:10.440 We've been stepping on you the entire show.

00:27:12.600 I'm going to shut everybody up so that you can have the floor.

00:27:15.960 You have the floor, Toad.

00:27:17.020 Tell us about your dick, because you had a story about your dick.

00:27:19.740 Yeah.

00:27:20.220 Oh, yeah.

00:27:20.880 Mr. Fister wants to hear it.

00:27:22.240 Before you do it, hold on.

00:27:24.400 God damn it.

00:27:25.020 They're up to 28 viewers because of us.

00:27:26.700 Well, it's hard now, because they're watching this.

00:27:28.600 Are you coming in, Jared?

00:27:30.340 I'm coming in.

00:27:31.580 Oh, removed.

00:27:32.900 No.

00:27:34.000 Message was removed.

00:27:34.960 Message was removed.

00:27:35.900 Message was removed.

00:27:37.700 Who's the moderator, dude?

00:27:39.200 Who's the fucker that's, like...

00:27:40.720 It's got to be him.

00:27:41.780 There's no way he has somebody actually working for him.

00:27:44.300 No, he definitely...

00:27:45.080 No, I think...

00:27:45.880 You know who it might be?

00:27:47.700 Come on.

00:27:48.260 It might be your Trump impression, buddy.

00:27:51.040 Because he's looking straight at the chat.

00:27:52.840 He's eyeing it, man.

00:27:53.900 He looks focused right now.

00:27:54.140 He's looking straight at the chat.

00:27:55.980 He's probably addressing it.

00:27:57.160 I don't know why we have it muted.

00:27:58.860 He really does kind of look like a fat Josh Smith.

00:28:02.780 Dude, that dude will fist you if you don't fucking talk about him proper.

00:28:06.620 All right.

00:28:07.060 Dude, look for the tattoo.

00:28:08.120 See if you can see it.

00:28:09.520 All right.

00:28:10.460 All right.

00:28:10.740 He got a Liberty Bell one, too.

00:28:12.240 He was posting that shit.

00:28:13.460 Yeah, that one is god-awful.

00:28:15.260 And his fucking circular gray ball tattoo.

00:28:18.880 What a fucking...

00:28:19.800 Oh, this guy.

00:28:20.440 Dude, the bell is insane.

00:28:22.180 I legit was like...

00:28:23.180 You guys were shitting on it, and I felt bad because I'm like...

00:28:25.760 It legit, to me, looked like a stencil on top of a shitty old tattoo that he's covering

00:28:29.960 up.

00:28:30.420 And I was like...

00:28:31.100 Oh, yeah.

00:28:31.600 I forgot about the bell.

00:28:31.680 And I was kind of like, I don't know, whatever.

00:28:32.720 I don't know.

00:28:32.900 Maybe it would be great.

00:28:33.800 You know?

00:28:34.000 He's like, I just got...

00:28:35.500 And this was as his life is crumbling around him.

00:28:37.900 The entire internet is revolting against him.

00:28:39.600 And he's like, I just got my tattoo fixed.

00:28:42.060 And then it's just like this awful atrocity on his cast.

00:28:45.600 Why are you ducking tower gay?

00:28:46.740 I fucking love this guy.

00:28:48.220 This is what I'm saying.

00:28:49.020 Like, he exemplifies my energy, but like, in the other gay bizarro world.

00:28:55.240 Oh, my God.

00:28:55.780 Start sharing gay, anti-gay verses.

00:28:59.640 He removed a Bible verse.

00:29:02.180 What?

00:29:03.020 It was a Bible verse.

00:29:04.220 I swear to God, I was just reading it.

00:29:06.640 Go to the...

00:29:07.100 Guys, do Bible verses and do all ones that are like gay is bad.

00:29:11.560 We're not going to read them.

00:29:12.960 We're not going to read them.

00:29:14.500 But here is the link.

00:29:16.120 I'm going to just drop the link to his...

00:29:18.000 What are the gay is bad verses?

00:29:20.440 I don't remember them.

00:29:21.200 I know there's some Leviticus ones.

00:29:22.420 I don't remember it offhand, but...

00:29:23.760 Are there some Jew verses like Revelation 3.9?

00:29:25.420 Is there one specifically on fisting?

00:29:27.320 This guy threatened to press charges for a rumble raid.

00:29:31.260 You scared of the Bible now?

00:29:32.340 Even if he's not...

00:29:34.060 Even if that fucking growler profile isn't real, that's the gayest thing I've ever fucking heard in my life.

00:29:38.380 I think they're realizing we're watching them now again, and he's looking at his other screen.

00:29:44.320 He's like, oh, fuck.

00:29:45.860 He's like, oh, no.

00:29:47.100 Here they come again.

00:29:49.100 The harassment mob.

00:29:50.460 Oh, no.

00:29:51.840 After this, we're going to go harass a little girl until she kills herself.

00:29:55.900 Oh, yeah.

00:29:56.200 That was his defense.

00:29:57.540 He's like, I'm going to press charges, not because I'm concerned about myself, but because at some point, Tower Gang is going to turn their fucking venom against a toddler.

00:30:05.020 It's like, no, we're not.

00:30:06.200 Like, you know what?

00:30:06.940 I wasn't going to say nothing about people being mean, but what if he was mean to somebody that was like, I don't know, someone you wouldn't want to be mean to?

00:30:13.820 What if he was a disabled person?

00:30:15.740 What if he was a disabled person?

00:30:17.300 What if he was a disabled person?

00:30:18.240 Then I might knock him the fuck out.

00:30:19.700 They might hurt a disabled person.

00:30:24.840 They might get arrested for hurting a disabled person.

00:30:28.880 This is how it starts.

00:30:30.480 Imagine how terrible that would be.

00:30:31.720 Oh, God.

00:30:32.020 I'm just here to defend Israel and defend 12-year-olds from Tower Gang.

00:30:35.780 That's all I'm here to do.

00:30:36.420 They're saying, why do you think Israel did 9-11?

00:30:41.100 This not thy brother.

00:30:43.860 This is hatred.

00:30:44.740 Everyone who is sexually immoral and pure has no adherence in the kingdom of Christ.

00:30:50.340 There we go.

00:30:51.420 Oh, my God.

00:30:52.920 Oh, have you been doubling?

00:30:54.200 How long before Sean Farage stopped showing up to this show?

00:31:00.900 He's like, last time I got swatted.

00:31:04.520 This is the most viewers they've ever had.

00:31:06.080 He's going to keep coming back now.

00:31:07.380 Oh, my God.

00:31:09.180 Dude, we got to 150 last time.

00:31:10.960 Didn't we get him up to there?

00:31:11.720 Well, it's because we raided.

00:31:12.580 Something like that.

00:31:13.020 Yeah.

00:31:13.500 Oh, that's right.

00:31:13.940 We actually raided.

00:31:14.580 This isn't even a raid.

00:31:15.520 We're not even a raid.

00:31:16.600 No, it's not a raid.

00:31:16.880 This is just people watching and wanting to do this.

00:31:21.380 Yeah, can you guys ask Sean to come on the show?

00:31:24.060 Say, we don't want to be in your bag.

00:31:25.560 I don't want to be in your bag, you guys.

00:31:28.240 Do you cut the game, fuck boy?

00:31:30.520 I'm a C-directive tattoo, damn it, dude.

00:31:32.780 Yo, why would being a fruitcake not be a C-

00:31:34.980 Yo, Sean, are you really the guy that got banged by Tiger King?

00:31:38.880 His Liberty Bell tattoo is indicative of how long he could fist the Liberty Bell.

00:31:46.220 I guess, can we see the Liberty Bell again real quick?

00:31:49.180 Can you pull it up?

00:31:50.380 Yeah, the button bell.

00:31:52.220 Yeah, we have it right here.

00:31:53.120 Oh, my God.

00:31:54.000 Why is he bleeding?

00:31:54.340 I do want to hear about Toad's penis, by the way.

00:31:55.880 Well, that's because he got an hour worth.

00:31:58.100 That's another thing.

00:31:58.640 He got like an hour session.

00:32:00.140 Who the fuck does that?

00:32:01.540 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, guys.

00:32:03.660 Wait a second.

00:32:04.140 Let's play it again.

00:32:05.620 Let's play it again because we just need to fucking, we're still doing this.

00:32:08.880 We're going to all type out the word, nigger.

00:32:12.460 Get him now.

00:32:14.160 I love that drop.

00:32:15.460 That's going to be a thing forever now.

00:32:17.760 That and Jason, that's saying, nigger.

00:32:19.400 He is forever part of the show.

00:32:21.740 Dude, look at how stout his calves are.

00:32:24.500 Those are fat man calves, dude.

00:32:25.800 It's just indicative of a very stout man.

00:32:28.180 I thought that was a forearm.

00:32:29.740 Why is it fucking bleeding calves?

00:32:32.160 Why is it written in ancient Enochian?

00:32:34.000 What is this?

00:32:35.380 Liberty Bell is a version of shit.

00:32:37.340 Maybe the Liberty Bell.

00:32:38.680 Oh my God.

00:32:39.420 Liberty Bell is actually just a little dinner bell for like, for the Giants.

00:32:44.560 So that's what it is.

00:32:45.100 He rings the bell when he wants someone to come plow him.

00:32:48.620 That's probably true.

00:32:50.760 It's like the girls have the.

00:32:53.520 Go ahead.

00:32:54.580 The girls have the fucking presents on the back of their legs.

00:32:57.460 This is the same thing.

00:32:58.360 The bows.

00:32:58.960 You ring the bell.

00:32:59.640 I feel like when he's in the fucking urinal stall, he just like, he fucking puts it over

00:33:04.300 next to the next room.

00:33:05.240 There's a hundred people in their chat right now.

00:33:07.360 And he shakes his calf muscle and he goes, you hear that?

00:33:09.600 He goes, it's time to eat.

00:33:11.800 This guy's fucking game.

00:33:12.280 Because they went too deep.

00:33:13.160 Not unlike the fisting.

00:33:15.440 You guys should just tell him, like, don't go live on Wednesdays.

00:33:18.380 Like, we're going to.

00:33:19.280 We're not going to stop.

00:33:20.560 We're going to make him change the day that he does this.

00:33:22.700 You made a terrible decision going live when we're live.

00:33:24.980 Big mistake.

00:33:26.020 Too retarded to stop.

00:33:27.080 We just literally can't stop.

00:33:29.220 I want to hear about Toad's penis.

00:33:30.340 Toad, please tell me about your dick, buddy.

00:33:32.380 Yeah.

00:33:33.200 Well, all right.

00:33:34.340 You ever just sitting around and, you know, like, sometimes you, like, you grab your junk

00:33:37.780 like to readjust it, right?

00:33:39.120 Mm-hmm.

00:33:39.400 So you kind of know how your junk feels.

00:33:42.120 Yeah.

00:33:42.460 You know what I mean?

00:33:43.400 Yeah.

00:33:43.560 Like, you understand.

00:33:44.120 I have intimate relations with my junk.

00:33:45.540 Yeah, I know how my junk feels.

00:33:47.520 I jerked off today.

00:33:48.240 So you would notice, like, if there was something.

00:33:50.460 You would notice if there was something amiss, right?

00:33:52.780 If there was something different.

00:33:54.880 Yeah.

00:33:55.060 I mean, if it was terribly amiss, yes.

00:33:57.600 Like, missing?

00:33:59.300 Well, yeah.

00:34:00.120 I, like, touched the tip of my penis and there was, like, something on it.

00:34:04.220 I'm like, I don't know what the fuck.

00:34:04.500 Oh, you have syphilis.

00:34:06.540 How do you get syphilis?

00:34:07.800 You don't fuck.

00:34:09.000 You need to get the poop off your dick.

00:34:10.680 You were in Mr. Patriot.

00:34:12.920 No.

00:34:13.400 So I'm like, I don't know.

00:34:16.180 Well, I'm like, maybe it's, like, I don't know.

00:34:17.540 Just, like, some, like, I don't know what this is.

00:34:20.020 I have no idea what it was.

00:34:21.120 Maybe it's, like, lint, like, from my honor.

00:34:22.700 He's talking about Tower Gang?

00:34:23.940 Let's go, baby.

00:34:25.040 That's cool about your dick and all, Toad.

00:34:29.480 Right?

00:34:32.920 So if governments suck, why would I be shilling for a foreign government?

00:34:40.100 I don't know.

00:34:40.480 Why are you doing that?

00:34:41.280 I'm shilling for my own government.

00:34:42.360 Straight dude's fist, too.

00:34:43.620 I like Trump because he's anti-government.

00:34:47.120 It's like, motherfuckers.

00:34:48.360 Oh, really?

00:34:48.900 This whole thing was drained of swamp.

00:34:51.240 You think I don't know that there's probably a thing about Israel?

00:34:54.700 Yeah, there probably is.

00:34:56.320 I love that it's the Tatrix.

00:34:57.780 Won't get taken down.

00:34:58.360 He's losing his mind.

00:34:59.500 Because they think Patrick's actually, oh, it was.

00:35:02.180 It's the Tatrix.

00:35:02.600 It's really bad, dude.

00:35:04.020 It drives my content about Israel.

00:35:06.960 It's I hate terrorists and I love the Gs.

00:35:09.760 That's a drop right there.

00:35:14.640 They only see through the lens of their own hatred.

00:35:20.320 They just stop being fake and gay.

00:35:23.500 What the fuck do I got to do to get this guy on the show?

00:35:26.460 Like, for real.

00:35:27.620 Man, he is right, though.

00:35:28.780 We are blinded by our hatred of Jews.

00:35:30.260 I just can't even get around it.

00:35:32.280 Yeah, no, you're with us.

00:35:33.480 I thought, right?

00:35:34.580 It's just realistic, man.

00:35:37.640 I'm the only one that's not blinded by that.

00:35:39.760 I'm joking, obviously.

00:35:40.940 I'm not blinding.

00:35:41.420 Right.

00:35:41.920 No, you are.

00:35:43.100 You definitely are.

00:35:44.580 Go home and think about it, you coward.

00:35:48.060 This is what they did to this goddamn economy.

00:35:50.000 This goes straight up to Israel.

00:35:51.280 I'm not even joking.

00:35:52.380 You say it every fucking show.

00:35:53.740 Every show.

00:35:54.240 I don't know why.

00:35:54.800 You can't even concentrate on the show, this poor guy.

00:35:56.800 He's, like, just blocking people from the chat.

00:35:59.520 It's insane.

00:36:00.840 It's great.

00:36:01.620 Should we just full-on raid and just unleash the gates of hell?

00:36:04.780 No, I think it's funnier that we didn't actually.

00:36:07.560 I don't want to press charges.

00:36:08.160 He's kind of losing it.

00:36:09.200 He might go.

00:36:10.480 Dude, look, I can't afford the fucking legal fees of the press charges.

00:36:13.420 We've already quadrupled his chat by not even reading.

00:36:16.580 Clint would be fucked.

00:36:18.580 Our producer will defend you.

00:36:19.700 What's really irritating, too, is the clip that he posted to try and, like, start this whole fight was me not doing anything.

00:36:27.480 It was all of you fucking doing shit.

00:36:29.300 But he posts it, but he posts it, and he tags only me because I'm the highest profile fucking account on X.

00:36:36.100 So then he's just, like, I am then put in the defensive, and then I ruined his life.

00:36:39.560 So maybe don't fuck with me anymore.

00:36:41.180 On the bright side, we live in a world where someone can share me saying nigger in a, like, a, literally in a controversial, like, in a conflict.

00:36:51.940 Like, they're arguing with us, and no one, I literally didn't hear it, nary a word about it.

00:36:56.160 Like, no one said shit to me.

00:36:57.980 No one gave a fuck.

00:36:59.300 No one was like, you said nigger?

00:37:00.740 Oh, my, no one.

00:37:02.000 And we're, like, at odds with his group and our group.

00:37:05.420 No one gave a shit.

00:37:06.200 No one's like, he said nigger.

00:37:07.820 We're winning, man.

00:37:09.200 Yeah, look at this.

00:37:10.180 All right, play with this.

00:37:11.960 It has nothing to do with me.

00:37:12.840 It's way fatter than I thought.

00:37:13.900 That's funny.

00:37:15.000 I'm so funny.

00:37:15.660 Right now, like, we should, uh, how do we get, oh, let's just raid them.

00:37:19.600 How do I do that?

00:37:21.900 We can't raid into their stream.

00:37:24.020 They have to let us.

00:37:25.140 No, no, no, no.

00:37:25.700 We can go on the live chat.

00:37:27.100 Yeah, we can totally do that.

00:37:28.200 We can do that right in the chat.

00:37:29.800 People, people in the chat, we have raided their stream, so I want you to go over there

00:37:33.660 and, uh, drop a nigger and watch that, dude.

00:37:36.720 Or read this.

00:37:37.240 So he was legitimately just upset that we used a function that Rumble has.

00:37:41.320 Yeah, that Rumble has.

00:37:41.980 Yeah, this is the whole point of Rumble, so you can have fun among content creators,

00:37:45.280 fuck with each other, exactly what we're doing.

00:37:48.060 Right, but he's like, stop it.

00:37:50.740 He blocked the soul.

00:37:51.660 All right, if he blocked you, go to his channel and thumbs down.

00:37:54.400 Yeah, that's it.

00:37:55.240 Yeah.

00:37:55.900 Yeah, that's not right.

00:37:57.320 I mean, he can't go down anymore.

00:37:59.100 I don't know if you've looked at his metrics.

00:38:00.500 I'm not kidding.

00:38:01.940 It's bad.

00:38:03.040 Like, he has 26,000 followers on YouTube, does a stream multiple times a week, doesn't

00:38:07.780 crack 100 ever.

00:38:08.580 But he'll do, like, he'll do 5,000 likes on a random tweet.

00:38:18.120 Yeah.

00:38:18.300 Totally organic, of course.

00:38:19.440 Yeah, incredibly.

00:38:20.540 No, it is, but it's genius.

00:38:21.920 Like, the tweets that he's doing these numbers on are...

00:38:24.560 To watch it.

00:38:25.400 Jesus Christ.

00:38:27.020 Yeah, the tweets he's doing these numbers on are all targeted.

00:38:29.720 He's picked his base, and he's targeted them, and he's aiming at them directly.

00:38:35.240 24,000, my bad.

00:38:37.020 He just went up to, like, 53,000 followers, or something like that, from 40 in the last

00:38:41.940 week.

00:38:42.460 So, like, as much as we hate him, he has delegated his audience.

00:38:47.820 He's figured out who likes him.

00:38:50.220 And they're all fucking awful people.

00:38:52.180 They're all, like...

00:38:52.460 He's sold out to the Jews.

00:38:53.200 Jesus buying followers.

00:38:54.240 It's all Jews.

00:38:55.200 I saw a guy that said...

00:38:56.520 There was a meme about his mother being Jewish, and there was a whole thread about it, like,

00:39:00.860 celebrating it.

00:39:01.720 They were saying, like, this is so great that this guy's Jewish.

00:39:05.100 They said, who's going to wrap the Teflon on his arm?

00:39:07.360 And they're like, I'll do it.

00:39:08.320 I'll do it.

00:39:09.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:39:09.940 He's found his crowd.

00:39:10.980 It's an awful crowd, but fucking God bless him, man.

00:39:13.100 I just want to talk with him.

00:39:14.460 I just want to have him on the show and chat.

00:39:16.620 I just want to talk to him.

00:39:17.780 Just want to talk, baby.

00:39:19.220 I just want to talk about his pending criminal charges and the fact that he likes to be fisted.

00:39:23.740 Like, if he wants to debate me, that's the topic at hand.

00:39:26.720 I'm not debating...

00:39:27.500 I genuinely want to...

00:39:28.820 I just want to get him on this show and, like, get him in the vibe of, like, it's going to be,

00:39:32.800 and then do, like, what we do with Coke Cash and just be like, all right, so, like, judge this cock,

00:39:37.080 or, like, we just show him content.

00:39:39.520 Like, we just...

00:39:39.980 I bet he'd be really good at judging dicks.

00:39:42.500 I bet he...

00:39:43.080 I actually think he would be fun in a situation like this.

00:39:46.020 If he could just, like, get past being a fag.

00:39:48.140 Well, gay guys are usually fun.

00:39:49.720 April cycle showers.

00:39:51.960 Yeah.

00:39:52.280 I would want to do this next segment with him.

00:39:54.840 And, Tyler, if you could just go ahead and start pulling up a black people clip.

00:39:58.000 I'm putting your toad's dick.

00:39:58.680 I'm sorry.

00:39:59.260 We have to finish toad's dick.

00:40:01.040 No, we have to finish it.

00:40:02.960 So, toad, toad, the tip of your dick, there's something off with the tip of your dick.

00:40:06.860 Okay.

00:40:07.240 Yeah, so...

00:40:08.520 I think we commit to bits too much.

00:40:10.240 Yo, hold on one second, guys.

00:40:11.260 It's not a bit.

00:40:11.860 Toad.

00:40:12.600 Toad, hold on a second.

00:40:13.720 It's a story.

00:40:13.860 Also, you were trying to get to a bit.

00:40:17.580 You were trying to...

00:40:18.320 He has 18 down votes.

00:40:20.900 Weekly.

00:40:21.480 There you go.

00:40:22.460 Oh, that's crazy.

00:40:23.640 This is the weekly one.

00:40:24.700 Oh, so it's weekly with him.

00:40:25.620 Yeah, we're ruining it.

00:40:25.700 And this is the regular thing he does with this guy.

00:40:28.720 So, every week...

00:40:29.380 There's 18 votes down.

00:40:31.500 Let's see what they're saying.

00:40:32.120 Pro-slavery because...

00:40:34.120 Every time we turn the volume on, it's a drop.

00:40:40.020 He's gold.

00:40:41.220 He's gold, this guy.

00:40:43.400 I love this guy.

00:40:44.380 They're like, oh, but everything's going to get more expensive.

00:40:47.080 Like, are you guys pro-slavery?

00:40:49.200 Because I'm pretty sure that all of the shit that we get for cheap money...

00:40:53.880 All right, whatever.

00:40:54.580 Toad, tell us about your dick.

00:40:56.420 So, yeah.

00:40:58.400 Basically, what I realized is that...

00:41:01.120 What was on the tip of my dick was actually, like...

00:41:05.240 It was some new skin that was forming.

00:41:08.180 What?

00:41:08.920 Oh, it was attached.

00:41:10.160 You got a skin tag?

00:41:10.720 You got a skin tag on the tip of your dick?

00:41:12.700 And I kind of, like...

00:41:13.520 Well, I kind of ripped it off.

00:41:15.140 You're doing the thing I want to do.

00:41:16.280 Oh, bro, that's HPV.

00:41:16.940 Dude, you're growing back your foreskin.

00:41:19.020 Oh, yeah, that is HPV.

00:41:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:20.520 You got an SED without even fucking?

00:41:22.660 What if I'm so anti-Semitic that I'm growing my foreskin back?

00:41:26.900 Oh, is it on your foreskin?

00:41:28.760 Is that what it is?

00:41:29.780 You got a skin tag.

00:41:30.740 Is it, like, on the tip of my dick?

00:41:33.140 Like, on the tip?

00:41:33.760 That's not where your foreskin is.

00:41:35.400 I was joking with him.

00:41:37.040 I said that he was growing it back.

00:41:39.440 He's doing what I wish I could do.

00:41:40.400 I do have a mole on my dick.

00:41:42.180 This slump continues.

00:41:44.600 All right, Top, so about that segment.

00:41:47.020 What was that segment you want to do?

00:41:47.540 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:41:48.320 I want to make sure...

00:41:48.860 No, I want to make sure...

00:41:50.060 So, now there is a flap.

00:41:51.740 Is it over the opening, like the pee hole?

00:41:54.420 Is it over...

00:41:54.860 No, no, no, no, no.

00:41:55.200 Does it go...

00:41:56.980 It's where the scars are from the circumcision.

00:42:01.460 You know what I mean?

00:42:01.820 Oh, I know what you're talking about.

00:42:03.220 I have that, like, lightning bolt scar from where they fucking hacked off.

00:42:06.240 They did, yeah.

00:42:06.600 The lightning bolt.

00:42:06.960 Yeah.

00:42:07.260 I got it.

00:42:07.620 It's kind of cool looking, actually.

00:42:09.420 When I was three years old, Dan.

00:42:09.600 When I was three years old, Dan.

00:42:10.660 Let's see what mine looks like.

00:42:11.580 I do have a mole on my dick, yeah.

00:42:13.500 More of like a birthmark.

00:42:14.800 It gives a character.

00:42:16.140 Is this a new mole?

00:42:17.020 Or do you have HPV because you didn't eat your dick for four years?

00:42:19.360 No, no.

00:42:19.400 It was split for sure.

00:42:20.000 30,000 of those two viewers.

00:42:24.580 But what was it?

00:42:26.320 Sorry.

00:42:29.160 What's the point of the story, Toad?

00:42:31.000 Yeah.

00:42:31.500 Tell us.

00:42:32.260 Why should we care about your dick?

00:42:33.280 For you guys to make fun of me?

00:42:34.600 I don't know.

00:42:35.080 That was basically...

00:42:35.680 So, but we're going to need regular updates on this.

00:42:39.920 If you start growing more, or if it starts getting bigger, or if you do grow back your

00:42:43.460 foreskin, I think you actually might need to be studied.

00:42:47.200 Toad, answer the fucking question.

00:42:48.880 What was it?

00:42:50.620 Like a piece of skin.

00:42:51.920 I don't know exactly what it was.

00:42:52.340 Wait, it's still there.

00:42:53.620 Describe it.

00:42:54.320 Is it attached?

00:42:55.260 Is it at the floor?

00:42:55.840 Is it foreign?

00:42:57.280 Is it the same material of the rest of your dick?

00:43:00.040 Is it foreign?

00:43:01.020 What is this?

00:43:01.740 What material is the rest of your dick?

00:43:02.920 Just whip it out and show us it.

00:43:05.680 Technically, you have shown us already.

00:43:07.580 And actually, we could be able to...

00:43:08.860 Dude, if we get fucking...

00:43:09.900 If we get fucking Mr. Fister in here, he could absolutely tell you what it is.

00:43:12.480 Yeah.

00:43:12.840 Yeah.

00:43:13.340 Dude, it was like...

00:43:14.160 He's a pro.

00:43:14.820 Wait, wait.

00:43:15.100 So, you...

00:43:16.060 I'm like...

00:43:17.200 It was skin.

00:43:17.800 You might have been joking.

00:43:18.120 Did you actually rip it off?

00:43:19.780 Yeah.

00:43:20.860 Wow.

00:43:21.180 Why would you do that?

00:43:22.040 Okay.

00:43:22.380 Because it wasn't supposed to be there.

00:43:23.880 So, you just have skin tag on your dick.

00:43:24.340 That is actually kind of crazy to like...

00:43:26.700 Rip a skin tag off?

00:43:27.720 I do.

00:43:27.980 That's a story.

00:43:28.280 I've done that before.

00:43:29.100 That's a story.

00:43:29.560 I don't know if it was a skin tag.

00:43:30.160 As a friend of yours, that's a story you don't tell people.

00:43:32.720 Yeah.

00:43:33.080 Why?

00:43:33.360 So, like, if you have a growth on your dick and you rip it off, you just don't tell people

00:43:36.220 that.

00:43:36.680 Just don't say that to me.

00:43:37.240 Hey, what?

00:43:37.660 Yeah, it's weird.

00:43:38.220 I don't even know what I was going to do.

00:43:40.020 If my dick started growing extra parts, I don't think my first thought would be to

00:43:45.520 rip it off.

00:43:46.200 I would be like, I'm probably going to go see a doctor.

00:43:47.920 Yeah, I would go to the doctor.

00:43:48.780 I don't know.

00:43:49.260 I would go to the doctor and I'd never tell anybody again.

00:43:51.820 It literally sounds like he's describing a skin tag.

00:43:53.900 I would go to the doctor to sign an NDA.

00:43:56.000 I mean, I don't know if it was a skin tag.

00:43:57.720 I've had skin tags on, like, my, like, in my armpit and shit, and it wasn't one of

00:44:02.080 those.

00:44:03.240 You have to cauterize those off.

00:44:05.100 Well, this story wasn't as funny as I thought, but it was pretty awful.

00:44:08.540 It's more concerning.

00:44:09.940 Yeah.

00:44:11.400 Which is actually, when I think about it, that's how all of your stories go.

00:44:14.700 I'm coming to you for medical advice.

00:44:15.800 That's what I'm doing.

00:44:16.700 I've sent Tyler on a mission to pull up a random clip that we have many of, but we have

00:44:22.540 a drop from two.

00:44:23.900 All right, this is a new segment called Spook Shit.

00:44:30.860 We're going to try to figure out what black people do.

00:44:33.280 All right.

00:44:34.400 This is the first time an African tribe has seen ice.

00:44:38.160 It's insane.

00:44:39.080 Oh, they're trying to heat it up.

00:44:40.140 Oh, they're trying to heat their hands.

00:44:42.880 They don't even understand the concept of it melting.

00:44:45.020 They're just trying to heat it.

00:44:45.700 For the people listening, it's just a bunch of black people in animal skins, and they

00:44:48.940 have a block of ice, and they're trying to figure out what to do with it.

00:44:52.260 And they have a fire because their hands get cold, and so they put over the fire to warm

00:44:55.980 it back up because they don't know what the ice is.

00:44:58.860 You know, black ice is dangerous.

00:45:05.860 To be fair, to be fair, this is basically how, like, my son acts with ice.

00:45:10.280 Like, the same thing.

00:45:10.940 Like, he grabs it, and he's like, oh, cold.

00:45:12.420 And then he tries to lick on it, and then, like, it's literally like a two-year-old's,

00:45:16.360 like, what they do with ice.

00:45:17.800 Right.

00:45:18.080 Well, I think two-year-olds have somewhere in the neighborhood of, like, 60 to 70 IQ,

00:45:22.300 so that checks out.

00:45:23.200 Is that the real one?

00:45:24.500 Like, wait a minute, is there water inside of this?

00:45:29.180 No, you idiot.

00:45:30.260 It's melting.

00:45:31.000 This is, like, toe-tying.

00:45:34.360 No, that's what I'm saying.

00:45:35.360 They think.

00:45:36.480 Dude, I honestly think that your dick is revolting.

00:45:37.680 They don't understand the phases of matter.

00:45:39.140 I think that your dick is revolting because it's spent 40 years not fucking, and it's just

00:45:42.700 like, look, I'm just going to start to expand.

00:45:45.020 I'm going to grow into new shit, I'm going to become a tree, there's a new branch for

00:45:48.620 you, fuck you, dude.

00:45:49.880 It's like, I'm going to grow a vagina, and fuck it myself.

00:45:52.700 Oh, maybe it's because, like, the dick is just so unused that it's, like.

00:45:56.900 No, it's used.

00:45:58.240 Oh.

00:45:58.640 Yeah.

00:45:59.460 Yeah, you use it.

00:46:01.160 Just, like, alone.

00:46:02.880 Wait, we found, uh.

00:46:04.400 Sorry, I'm going to put this on the chat here.

00:46:05.900 I know where you're about to go, but go ahead.

00:46:07.700 It's like throwing cobwebs on it, you know?

00:46:10.300 We found this lady's YouTube page.

00:46:12.740 Oh, my God.

00:46:13.100 I feel like this is another thing that we should.

00:46:15.340 We didn't, we'll come back to the black content, probably after the Lainey edit.

00:46:19.200 Play the drop of Toad and his doppelganger.

00:46:24.160 Oh, yes, please.

00:46:24.960 Oh, no.

00:46:26.120 Where is that?

00:46:26.780 Just so people know who we're talking about.

00:46:28.300 We found more of this person, yeah.

00:46:30.920 Top.

00:46:32.560 Well, it's been rough.

00:46:35.400 Top found, like, 1,500 videos.

00:46:37.160 No, really?

00:46:39.980 This person, this fucking, this fucking, this tranny toad puts out more content than toad

00:46:44.600 himself.

00:46:44.880 Than toad, yeah.

00:46:45.480 That's fucking crazy.

00:46:46.700 1,500 videos, like, 600 or something followers.

00:46:50.300 I'm sorry.

00:46:50.700 Not that tranny.

00:46:51.740 This tranny.

00:46:52.640 Yeah.

00:46:53.220 The Reverend Buck to Jesus.

00:46:55.480 Jesus.

00:46:56.420 666.

00:46:57.200 Oh, my God.

00:46:58.200 Dude, he slash they.

00:46:59.580 Dude, that's like my.

00:47:01.380 Those are numbers, like, what I have.

00:47:03.280 I'm better off dead.

00:47:03.620 I'm an atheist, satanic reverend, and host of Satan.

00:47:06.200 Oh, satanic snack review.

00:47:08.180 Oh, my God.

00:47:11.540 Toad, Toad, this is, Toad, before you base, before you dunk on this bitch, just realize

00:47:16.500 this is you.

00:47:18.580 Also, probably, more viewers.

00:47:20.720 I bet you, more viewers.

00:47:22.140 Yeah, slightly.

00:47:22.980 This person is actually a really radical.

00:47:25.460 Oh, shit.

00:47:26.500 Satanist, like, he, they, them, she is about it.

00:47:29.280 Doing some views.

00:47:30.380 What is their name again?

00:47:32.800 These are all shorts, but.

00:47:34.400 Hold on, hold on, scroll back up, scroll back up, scroll back up, scroll back up, scroll

00:47:37.860 back up.

00:47:38.160 Sorry.

00:47:38.420 Nope, back down to the shoe, and read the title of the shoe one.

00:47:41.940 My new boot lace is purple means gay.

00:47:44.080 All right.

00:47:45.920 Let's see.

00:47:46.820 Let's see what this bitch is talking about.

00:47:48.760 Wait, what happened?

00:47:51.080 It's this one.

00:47:51.720 It's that, it's that, no, it's up one.

00:47:52.740 It's that one.

00:47:53.420 It's that one right there.

00:47:54.100 Oh, fuck.

00:47:54.860 We got to go back.

00:47:55.560 I don't know how to use YouTube.

00:47:56.560 Oh, my God.

00:47:57.440 I know.

00:47:57.820 I'm sorry, guys.

00:47:58.780 I thought it was YouTube's fault.

00:47:59.880 I wasn't blaming you.

00:48:00.800 You're doing great.

00:48:02.060 It's turn on the.

00:48:03.040 How do I turn the volume at the top?

00:48:05.200 God damn it, nigga.

00:48:06.220 I know, but the shorts are very confusing.

00:48:07.720 Yeah, I don't like shorts.

00:48:08.880 I don't like that they put shorts in.

00:48:10.620 What's going on?

00:48:11.600 Here we go.

00:48:12.300 Here we go.

00:48:12.540 I was curious about lace code because I've seen it tossed around a couple times, and I know

00:48:21.000 technically it's not really relevant, but I got purple laces because I'm gay.

00:48:28.720 Hail Satan.

00:48:30.340 So when looking.

00:48:31.960 Hail Satan.

00:48:34.420 I got purple laces because I'm gay.

00:48:37.840 I love this person.

00:48:39.000 This person is so fucking weird.

00:48:40.560 I'm definitely, dude.

00:48:41.600 All right.

00:48:42.080 Let's see if there's any other thing.

00:48:43.440 Hold on.

00:48:43.900 Do you ever, like, make references to, like, things that people have no idea what you're

00:48:48.180 talking about?

00:48:48.300 Yeah, no one has no idea.

00:48:49.120 That's something I would do to my wife and be like, this shirt is purple because I'm gay.

00:48:52.600 She'll be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

00:48:56.300 Sorry.

00:48:56.860 It's from a YouTube short that has 50 views.

00:48:59.840 I want her to find out about Nephilim Death Squad and, like, review it.

00:49:04.160 Is there a way to get this in front of her gay face?

00:49:07.660 Oh, my God.

00:49:09.240 I have a feeling some of our followers will be letting him, her know about us soon.

00:49:14.080 My new book, A History of Transgender.

00:49:16.620 Let's see what this is.

00:49:17.700 Well, my book came and.

00:49:20.960 Holy shit.

00:49:22.600 I had to rebuy it because it got broke, like, not broken, but it started in the first

00:49:31.760 transit.

00:49:32.500 Pause.

00:49:33.380 The more I learn about, the more I know about Toad and the more I learn about her.

00:49:38.900 Hold on.

00:49:39.380 Hold on.

00:49:39.840 The more I know about these two people, I'm starting to think that this might be Toad's

00:49:45.640 alter ego.

00:49:46.940 Like, literally Toad gets different.

00:49:48.160 I said it's a doppelganger.

00:49:48.820 Not a doppelganger.

00:49:50.860 It's him.

00:49:51.640 It's just his other, like, and that's why there's the meds.

00:49:54.820 Toad's like, I have the same one.

00:49:56.520 It's the thing that, like, he doesn't realize it's him.

00:49:58.660 It really is him.

00:49:59.600 And he's like, and, like, this is why, like, he doesn't have time during the day.

00:50:03.500 It's because he goes and he does this instead.

00:50:05.400 Like, he becomes this person.

00:50:07.180 Yeah.

00:50:07.380 In the other video, you saw this he, shit, it person.

00:50:11.760 He was wearing, like, a velvet, like, robe, almost.

00:50:15.060 Like, that's, like, my smoking jacket.

00:50:16.500 Yeah, that shit you do.

00:50:17.640 I know.

00:50:17.840 I know.

00:50:18.060 I think this might be Toad, and it's just he doesn't realize that this, he's, like.

00:50:23.120 It's not me.

00:50:24.220 In fairness, I think that this broad gets more pussy than fucking Toad.

00:50:27.500 But that's what's going, that's what happened to his dick.

00:50:29.920 This explains all these, all these weird things happening.

00:50:32.280 So, he's actually not a virgin.

00:50:33.560 He's just, he's fucking, like, when he's in his split personality, he's fucking mad virgin.

00:50:37.080 The Toad personality is a virgin.

00:50:39.860 The atheist, satanic reverend.

00:50:43.340 Crush his puss.

00:50:44.800 When I go to your house the next time, I'm going to search your house because I bet you

00:50:47.960 have fucking dentures for this buck-toothed look.

00:50:50.300 I bet you.

00:50:50.840 Oh, my God.

00:50:51.560 This person.

00:50:51.960 What about the septum piercing?

00:50:53.500 The fucking, the content gods have blessed us.

00:50:56.960 Look at this.

00:50:57.800 I mean, we don't even have to.

00:51:00.260 This is the new Andrews show, but worse.

00:51:01.600 This is all we're doing now.

00:51:03.260 Our entire show can just be dedicated to this broad.

00:51:04.740 We should go to the beginning.

00:51:05.920 See how this starts.

00:51:07.380 Dude, do you think this person's going to find us?

00:51:08.440 What's her origin?

00:51:09.340 Oldest, oldest.

00:51:10.160 So back up, you can go to oldest.

00:51:11.280 Oh, that's right.

00:51:12.100 That's right.

00:51:12.580 Let's go older, oldest.

00:51:13.000 Dude, is the buck-toothed reverend going to find us eventually?

00:51:15.880 Like, somebody's going to be like, hey, this tower's going to be talking about, oh, my God.

00:51:19.360 Oh, I like bread.

00:51:20.620 Yo, play it.

00:51:21.440 Play it right away.

00:51:22.300 I like bread.

00:51:23.860 Play it right away.

00:51:26.160 Wait, wait, wait.

00:51:26.980 Oh, man.

00:51:27.880 That looks just like Toad.

00:51:28.980 I hate people saying things.

00:51:30.200 It's the only thing about being trans, gay, non-binary, anything like that.

00:51:34.060 It's not new at all.

00:51:35.260 Most continents, pre-colonization, had queer people and multiple genders.

00:51:40.820 Oh, my gosh.

00:51:41.220 So in the Americas alone, over 130...

00:51:43.400 Go to LOL, I like bread, dude.

00:51:46.160 This is so bad.

00:51:47.240 Is that Carlin Borosanko?

00:51:49.200 Oldest.

00:51:49.700 LOL, I like bread.

00:51:50.660 Fucking press play.

00:51:51.300 You want that one, eh?

00:51:52.120 Yeah, I like bread.

00:51:53.360 Somebody told me, non-binary people don't exist.

00:51:58.580 But I found this thing in my closet.

00:52:00.240 I like bread.

00:52:02.320 Somebody told me, non-binary people don't exist.

00:52:05.020 Free thing?

00:52:05.600 Who is that?

00:52:06.720 But I found this thing in my closet.

00:52:08.220 I like bread.

00:52:10.220 Oh, fuck.

00:52:10.780 Fuck.

00:52:12.280 I love it.

00:52:14.100 I love it.

00:52:15.100 That's a great job.

00:52:16.360 You answered every question.

00:52:18.360 You knew all the facts.

00:52:19.600 You do this pose to him.

00:52:25.900 You've done this a number of times.

00:52:27.180 You know that, right?

00:52:27.860 Yeah.

00:52:29.720 I'm telling you.

00:52:30.740 It's the devil horns, man.

00:52:31.780 I have to do it if I'm a satanic rebel.

00:52:33.480 They're the same fucking person.

00:52:35.580 Me and my paganism.

00:52:37.300 Okay, can we watch this?

00:52:38.400 Safety announcement, please.

00:52:41.420 Did he grow hair all of a sudden?

00:52:43.440 Pardon me.

00:52:43.540 I'm beyond livid right now.

00:52:45.040 No, this is a good form.

00:52:46.000 A YouTuber that I used to watch growing up.

00:52:49.600 Is a conversion therapy advocate.

00:52:51.720 What a rough look.

00:52:53.160 Oh my god, yeah.

00:52:54.440 Is this toad with hair?

00:52:55.560 This is his name, folks.

00:52:56.400 I used to have hair.

00:52:57.180 Barnaby Dixon.

00:52:59.360 If you are a trans person and you follow him, I would highly recommend you unfollow him.

00:53:04.860 Alright, I'm going to follow this guy.

00:53:06.460 Because he supports conversion therapy.

00:53:09.160 So this thing was born a woman?

00:53:10.420 And as a survivor?

00:53:11.180 Do I understand that correctly?

00:53:12.280 I don't know.

00:53:14.080 I have no idea.

00:53:15.000 And Rebecca Parham.

00:53:17.520 She's in that weird Goldilocks zone.

00:53:19.420 Like, it's like, which way she goes?

00:53:20.640 I don't know where it started.

00:53:22.300 Like an inverse Goldilocks.

00:53:24.520 It's the worst.

00:53:26.140 It's the reverse Goldilocks zone.

00:53:27.680 It's totally uninhabitable.

00:53:29.240 I would not describe this as the Goldilocks zone.

00:53:31.500 This is the perfect hair.

00:53:35.840 This is like, wow, this challenges our beliefs in science and maybe life can't live elsewhere.

00:53:40.720 I can't believe that making fun of this is against YouTube's terms of service.

00:53:45.380 It's like, this is made to be made fun of.

00:53:47.640 I almost feel bad having to like, we're going to edit this later and put it out.

00:53:51.840 And it's just like, I feel horrible doing it because it should be.

00:53:55.280 Like, we're doing a service, right?

00:53:56.640 Like, we're doing a service to the world by saying this is crazy?

00:53:59.240 Yeah, it's going to take itself out.

00:54:00.180 What doesn't make sense to me is like, there's, as I've described before, there's this entire

00:54:04.140 market of just beclowning fucking Brennan Schaub and Brian Callen and Joe Rogan and

00:54:08.560 Burt Kreischer and Tom Segura.

00:54:10.280 Why the fuck can't we clown?

00:54:11.580 Why can't we make a living clowning off this broad?

00:54:14.300 We're doing it.

00:54:15.300 We're doing it.

00:54:15.700 You just can't do it on YouTube.

00:54:17.880 I think we're kind of laughing with her a lot of this time.

00:54:20.360 She's pretty funny.

00:54:21.140 I'm not going to lie.

00:54:21.880 I just want to, when that drop at the end, I like bread.

00:54:24.160 Fucking banger.

00:54:25.080 Oh, yeah.

00:54:25.560 Scroll back up.

00:54:26.640 Scroll back up, because I want to see how many videos are there.

00:54:28.260 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:54:28.860 She's got a steel straw from Dunkin' Donuts.

00:54:30.380 Dunkin' Donuts?

00:54:31.400 Oh, my God.

00:54:32.700 So, I'm not going to be afraid to admit this, because, you know, I got to be courageous sometimes.

00:54:38.080 You know that steel straw be clanking against her teeth.

00:54:40.120 Ever since I started having a problem with my MS, I've been having trouble, like, smoking

00:54:44.500 and swallowing.

00:54:45.160 She's got emotional straws.

00:54:46.080 It's like, you know, the muscles and stuff.

00:54:48.540 You got to be kidding me.

00:54:49.360 And my stepmom's niece, I'm very friendly with her.

00:54:52.620 What the fuck does this have to do with your straw, bitch?

00:54:54.960 And she got me this metal straw to try out to see if it would help.

00:54:59.460 Just wait and see, Top.

00:55:00.460 The stories are going to get...

00:55:01.260 And the benefits.

00:55:02.420 Here, pause this real quick.

00:55:03.260 It keeps your drink really cold.

00:55:04.880 Just pause it real quick.

00:55:05.260 I wanted to hear about the straw.

00:55:06.320 No, no.

00:55:06.700 I was going to say, this is the opposite of Toad.

00:55:08.660 Because this alter ego, the stories actually go somewhere.

00:55:12.080 Like, it actually gets to, like, the point.

00:55:14.300 So, I just want to point that out.

00:55:15.420 That's what's going on here.

00:55:16.220 I really don't think the story goes anywhere, but let's find out.

00:55:19.720 ...old, which I like a whole lot.

00:55:23.900 And when you drink hot things, it keeps your beverage warm as well.

00:55:28.760 I love how somehow it keeps your beverage cold and warm.

00:55:31.380 I'm just glad I have family that cares so much.

00:55:32.720 You know?

00:55:33.140 I just, I don't know.

00:55:34.260 Part bragging, part, you know, trying to show that it's a big piece.

00:55:38.520 Bragging someone bought me a metal straw.

00:55:40.380 And, like, it's not, nothing to be afraid of or ashamed of.

00:55:45.540 This one's actually kind of sad when I think about it.

00:55:47.680 Also, it's a Dunkin' Donuts steel cup.

00:55:49.820 Hold on, let me try to find the Dunkin' Donuts logo.

00:55:53.020 Stand by.

00:55:54.460 This one feels sad.

00:55:56.120 She's showing off that she got a metal straw.

00:55:58.180 This is like every episode of Better Off Dead.

00:56:00.420 I just, I can't, I can't imagine being born into this entire thing

00:56:05.580 and then getting hit with multiple sclerosis and still existing on this.

00:56:09.720 It makes me, like, I want to find her P.O. box and send her nice shit.

00:56:14.460 Like, I want to get a fan base for her and be her friend.

00:56:17.780 Oh, wait, this is a good one.

00:56:18.760 Old Krusty Bitch.

00:56:21.020 We're going to just run over for videos.

00:56:23.320 How much are we going to watch of this?

00:56:24.920 I don't know.

00:56:26.040 Let's watch this one.

00:56:27.080 Let's do a laney edit and then come back to it.

00:56:28.640 No, we'll do this laney edit and then we'll go to the Patreon.

00:56:33.680 I say we do a laney edit and then this.

00:56:35.400 We leave something on the table for these guys to come back to.

00:56:37.780 They want to see us break this down.

00:56:39.120 We have a lot of content, so, I mean, we can always come back to that in the post-show.

00:56:43.920 Yeah, it's in the post-show.

00:56:45.320 By the way, post-show, you can get seven days free trial, by the way.

00:56:49.140 We'll tell that in a minute.

00:56:51.240 I have a little thing pulled up for that, but let's watch Old Krusty Bitch, Laney edit,

00:56:55.660 and then we'll fucking get out of here for the people who don't pay us.

00:56:59.400 All right.

00:56:59.920 Poor sauce.

00:57:01.120 They're not poor.

00:57:02.040 They just don't like this show.

00:57:03.000 There are going to be people that are going to try to take you down because they can't

00:57:08.780 stand the fact that you're happy.

00:57:10.480 There are going to be family members and other people that think things about you that aren't

00:57:17.060 The other one was just like talking about how amazing her family is, and now she's like,

00:57:21.780 these family members suck.

00:57:23.200 Yeah, this straw actually got molded in it after a couple of sips, and now they suck.

00:57:27.220 It's like everything she does is dedicated to becoming more and more unfuckable, which is exactly what Toad does.

00:57:34.960 I love her.

00:57:36.300 I'm going to watch all her videos.

00:57:38.300 I'm going to watch her descent into paganism.

00:57:39.960 1.5 thousand videos.

00:57:41.740 You're just going to scroll through.

00:57:42.920 Oh, yeah.

00:57:43.520 I've got nothing else to do.

00:57:44.620 We have so much content.

00:57:45.520 Happy, and to the egg donor, I have stopped talking about you like you've asked.

00:57:55.360 I'm sure you probably have said something.

00:57:58.740 No, I haven't seen it.

00:58:00.080 This is just a ranting about someone.

00:58:00.560 Because, quite frankly, I give zero fucks.

00:58:05.540 Oh, look at those teeth.

00:58:06.860 Whoa.

00:58:07.000 And, um, I'm going to continue with my life and my TikTok and my book that I'm writing,

00:58:13.540 which, by the way, you're not going to like.

00:58:14.220 This is just that, like, you ever be in the shower and you're, like, thinking about how you're going to argue with someone?

00:58:19.220 And you're like, I would be like, then fuck you.

00:58:21.340 And, like, fuck you right in the ass.

00:58:22.960 And then, like, that, and this is what that is.

00:58:25.360 And then she recorded it.

00:58:26.120 She's releasing the book.

00:58:27.120 Is it coming out?

00:58:27.680 Yeah, I'm trying to look for her book.

00:58:29.140 She's got a book somewhere.

00:58:30.440 This was years ago.

00:58:31.360 Go back, go back, because is she writing captions?

00:58:33.880 Is she writing, um, like, descriptions to every one of her videos?

00:58:39.700 Because, scroll down, because, like, on that, you old crusty bitch, click on that.

00:58:43.380 Oh, does it give the whole story?

00:58:45.320 Oh, yeah.

00:58:45.800 Oh, my God.

00:58:47.060 I am so sick and tired of your bullshit.

00:58:49.000 Leave me the fuck alone.

00:58:49.840 By the way, 37 views on this.

00:58:51.480 Leave me the fuck alone, you dumb Christian.

00:58:53.840 If this isn't your, if this is your pathetic attempt at saving my soul, you can rightly stick

00:58:58.480 it up your God, stick your God up your ass.

00:59:01.940 No, no, capital G, baby.

00:59:03.120 Is this the singer from against me?

00:59:05.240 At least I didn't get my brain fried by the benzodiazepines.

00:59:07.780 Brain is fried.

00:59:08.740 Damn.

00:59:09.600 Shit.

00:59:10.180 Direct fire at fucking JPP.

00:59:11.840 Instead, I'm taking prune medication.

00:59:15.820 I didn't notice this.

00:59:17.160 Is it like this on all of them?

00:59:18.520 Does all of them have a description?

00:59:20.520 Probably.

00:59:20.960 Oh, yeah, probably.

00:59:22.140 Let's fucking see.

00:59:23.220 Man, this is so crazy.

00:59:24.580 You know how crazy it is to read?

00:59:26.140 Oh, my God.

00:59:26.560 Look at that one.

00:59:27.760 Yeah, I like that.

00:59:28.320 That thumbnail.

00:59:29.080 Oh, my God.

00:59:30.360 There is being a sinner in needing of being redeemed is a Christian concept that has no

00:59:35.960 bearing in real life.

00:59:37.360 Top, I think you need glasses.

00:59:40.020 Yeah, no, I just can't read.

00:59:40.980 I'm Puerto Rican.

00:59:41.840 Oh, my God.

00:59:46.120 Daily Baffermation.

00:59:47.480 Holy shit.

00:59:49.360 She said the satanic bay area.

00:59:53.820 You are not a sinner.

00:59:55.240 That is a Christian concept.

00:59:57.400 Sorry, my hat was doing funny things.

00:59:59.180 Fuck.

01:00:01.000 Look at her upside down cross on her chin.

01:00:03.440 Yo, we found gold.

01:00:05.040 You realize that, right?

01:00:05.960 Like, we are in between this bitch and this bitch, and we have, like, struck a gold

01:00:11.620 of mine.

01:00:11.960 Let's see what this retard is doing.

01:00:13.160 You know what I mean?

01:00:14.460 And you are like, that's not fair.

01:00:17.260 And you know it.

01:00:17.760 Do impressions.

01:00:18.520 I don't want to hear you talk, bitch.

01:00:19.880 Don't talk to me.

01:00:20.700 Dude, this is, it's insane.

01:00:22.360 It's baffling.

01:00:22.820 I pulled up a bunch of black people content, and I'm like, why, why even look at it now?

01:00:27.560 No, we don't need, we don't need black people.

01:00:29.180 We have daily baffermation.

01:00:30.400 By the way, the Hot Wheels in the background is amazing.

01:00:33.660 I love that she collects Hot Wheels in the background.

01:00:36.040 Oh my god, I didn't see that.

01:00:37.540 What a great catch.

01:00:38.420 Guys, I need to get a drink.

01:00:39.820 I'm going to be back in a second.

01:00:41.060 Fuck it.

01:00:41.280 Wait until the lane he ended.

01:00:42.480 Hold on.

01:00:42.860 What I want to make sure we do is we don't bite off more than we can chew on this.

01:00:47.600 This is a slow drip that we need to have.

01:00:49.060 Yeah, we need to drip this.

01:00:49.860 I'm going to ask our degenerate audience if you guys could do me a favor and go through

01:00:55.400 the 1500 videos and then DM to the Tower Gang account the best 5 or 10 that you find.

01:01:01.300 I would really appreciate it.

01:01:02.160 If you could find any more like the purple is gay, which might be, that might be the

01:01:07.660 top one.

01:01:08.260 That might be the best one she has, which is really funny.

01:01:10.920 And if one of you guys can find the timestamps where they even mention us on Misfit or whatever,

01:01:16.300 I'd like to hear what he said, although I don't really care that much.

01:01:18.400 I'm definitely not watching his show.

01:01:19.560 I don't care that much.

01:01:20.420 So if you guys give me exact timestamps, maybe I'll consider it.

01:01:23.200 I'd appreciate that.

01:01:23.880 I'm sure someone will watch it.

01:01:25.220 You guys realize that when I was a kid, I did.

01:01:27.560 I collected like Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars and I would line them up like that.

01:01:33.340 Yeah.

01:01:34.180 Sup guys, it's Toad.

01:01:38.660 I hate myself.

01:01:41.320 I love you.

01:01:43.540 I hate watching myself.

01:01:45.180 I hate listening to myself.

01:01:46.480 I'm like, that can't be me.

01:01:47.420 I mean, looking at Tranny version of you, does it make you feel better or worse?

01:01:53.400 Both.

01:01:54.420 Yeah.

01:01:54.860 I can understand.

01:01:55.400 Do you think Tranny version of you, like, is this kind of like the any Audi type of thing

01:02:00.920 that was going on in Severance?

01:02:02.840 Do you think this is the any or the Audi?

01:02:05.100 He's the any because he's got no recollection.

01:02:07.680 You know this new show?

01:02:09.120 Are you making reference to a new show?

01:02:11.220 It's not that new.

01:02:11.680 It's like three seasons in, but I haven't watched it.

01:02:13.640 I've never watched it.

01:02:15.020 I literally just heard people saying it was a good show to watch.

01:02:17.800 I don't like it.

01:02:18.460 I haven't watched it, but I know the concept.

01:02:21.520 Like, it's too slow.

01:02:23.820 It's a weird reference.

01:02:24.920 All I'm saying is a weird reference.

01:02:26.300 It's not that widespread of a show.

01:02:28.040 What are you drinking?

01:02:28.700 What's the concept of the any and the out?

01:02:30.440 Rum and belly buttons?

01:02:32.180 It's Coke with Puerto Rican rum.

01:02:33.580 But this, so I'm looking at her about section.

01:02:35.900 It says, I'm an atheistic, satanic reverend and host of Satan's Den Podcast.

01:02:42.160 Oh, shit.

01:02:42.640 Ooh.

01:02:43.400 Wait.

01:02:44.160 Satan's Den?

01:02:45.180 Yeah, there's a Satanic Snack review.

01:02:46.260 Maybe do a swap cast with her.

01:02:48.080 Yeah, this is.

01:02:48.840 All right.

01:02:49.440 You know what?

01:02:49.960 Lainey, edit it and then we'll come back.

01:02:51.180 We got to watch the Satanic Snack review.

01:02:52.780 I still think that we.

01:02:54.000 I told him.

01:02:55.420 Dude, that's 37 minutes.

01:02:56.820 I'm not watching it.

01:02:57.620 That's too much.

01:02:59.200 We'll skip through it.

01:03:00.940 We can run it.

01:03:01.340 A Lainey Hobbamok production.

01:03:04.320 Let's check it out.

01:03:06.380 Let's check it out.

01:03:07.200 We can feed it through Descript and get highlights.

01:03:09.060 We'll do that later.

01:03:09.900 Maybe like some show prep.

01:03:11.020 Ooh, I like that.

01:03:11.980 That's smart.

01:03:12.900 Police officers in Lancaster, Pennsylvania were asking people to be on the lookout for a man who robbed a store.

01:03:19.320 We do have his description.

01:03:20.240 Can we take that?

01:03:20.880 Let's take his description.

01:03:23.500 Okay.

01:03:24.200 This is the guy they wanted people in Pennsylvania to be out on the lookout for.

01:03:28.940 He's got a nose and some hair that goes like that.

01:03:32.360 And he was wearing a hat at the time of this particular crime.

01:03:38.240 He's got kind of a chin that comes down to almost a point.

01:03:43.460 Stands about five feet, four inches.

01:03:45.460 My mom passed away early yesterday morning.

01:03:52.160 And I was like, gotcha, bitch.

01:03:54.900 That was great.

01:04:07.380 Oh, my God.

01:04:08.500 What a great drop.

01:04:11.040 He's such a great concept of timing.

01:04:12.880 Possibly, if it is the military and they're like it.

01:04:15.240 Look, just to cut you off on this joke that's going nowhere.

01:04:20.420 I thought it was hilarious.

01:04:22.060 No, it's not.

01:04:22.860 It's not.

01:04:23.180 I'm going to stop you right there.

01:04:24.520 The military on the American people.

01:04:25.740 You dumb bitch.

01:04:26.180 That'd be a really bad idea.

01:04:27.640 I'll stop you.

01:04:36.400 Sick.

01:04:41.240 This is a bus.

01:04:43.100 Oh, yeah.

01:04:44.580 Oh.

01:04:45.340 We need the death to start.

01:04:47.440 No.

01:04:48.500 No.

01:04:48.800 I would put my first born on the line.

01:04:52.060 That Andrew Tate did not traffic women.

01:04:53.920 He never did anything bad.

01:04:55.140 I had a stroke today, I think.

01:05:09.360 And I've lost money.

01:05:11.260 Yeah, let's get into that.

01:05:12.480 Today at work, my entire left side went numb inexplicably.

01:05:16.680 The best part is that the Misfit Patriot dude, his mother died.

01:05:33.680 You had to do the TG.

01:05:34.980 I love that.

01:05:35.360 She left him all her eyeliner.

01:05:45.140 Let's just raid them.

01:05:46.160 How do I do that?

01:05:47.120 Drop a nigger in the chat, dude.

01:05:48.860 Say what you got to say.

01:05:49.900 Get him to come over.

01:05:51.340 Russell raped me when I was six and told me the truth.

01:05:56.420 I just want to say, I'm very proud of you guys.

01:05:58.460 That was great.

01:06:00.060 That was amazing.

01:06:01.600 Just outfoot him right the fuck back.

01:06:04.300 That's what he gets for killing his mom.

01:06:05.840 You think you're cool?

01:06:06.960 Well, your mom's dead and look how big our audience is.

01:06:17.300 So ominous.

01:06:20.040 You literally said in the group chat today, you said, I've been going commando like you,

01:06:23.740 Clint, and now I am producing so much semen.

01:06:25.820 And I swear to God, you said that verbatim.

01:06:27.240 Murder is fine depending on who the murderee is.

01:06:52.880 That's awesome.

01:06:53.600 That's awesome.

01:06:57.240 We need a screenshot of that.

01:07:02.200 Oh my God.

01:07:04.620 That's going directly on Twitter.

01:07:08.000 Directly on Twitter.

01:07:09.200 We're going to picture it in my veins, baby.

01:07:12.240 That's so hard.

01:07:13.300 Main line that you did.

01:07:14.280 I disavow.

01:07:15.660 Tag Mr. Fister.

01:07:17.400 Jesus Christ.

01:07:18.200 Oh my God.

01:07:19.020 Yeah, tag him.

01:07:19.820 For real.

01:07:20.240 Tag him.

01:07:20.460 He's going to take that clip.

01:07:21.560 They can run with me.

01:07:22.300 Can you believe they said this?

01:07:24.260 It's like, but we're going by the same logic that you go by.

01:07:26.840 Not just logic, but rules.

01:07:28.360 Internet rules.

01:07:29.160 We do whatever the fuck we want.

01:07:31.620 And then we just keep doing it.

01:07:32.940 And there's really nothing you can do.

01:07:34.080 You have no recourse.

01:07:35.240 But you know who else has no recourse, Clint?

01:07:37.620 The fucking losers that are here for free.

01:07:42.600 Okay?

01:07:43.700 These guys are here for free watching us.

01:07:46.060 And that's not really going on anymore.

01:07:49.200 So you can join the Patreon.

01:07:51.100 If you can go over to patreon.com forward slash tower gang pod or tower gang.

01:07:55.860 I'll send the link in the chat before we log off.

01:07:58.460 You can go.

01:07:59.020 You can subscribe at the $5 level.

01:08:01.740 But it's free for seven days.

01:08:02.900 So hey, you might forget.

01:08:04.520 But fucking join the post show.

01:08:06.680 And we'll see you guys later.

01:08:08.020 What do you guys think about that?

01:08:08.720 Should we just log off with that?

01:08:09.640 Is that good?

01:08:09.940 This is sick.

01:08:10.460 If you sign up now, you might get two Wednesdays for the price of one.

01:08:14.160 They have no recourse and I have no intercourse.

01:08:17.560 You look sick, dude.

01:08:18.520 Nice.

01:08:18.880 Good job.

01:08:19.540 We're out of here.

01:08:20.040 I'm assuming it's up.

01:08:20.740 I did it.

01:08:21.380 It was me.

01:08:21.800 Of course you did it.

01:08:22.500 It looks nice.

01:08:23.700 Goodbye.

01:08:24.760 All right.

01:08:25.200 We're logging off everywhere.

01:08:26.400 See you later, people.

01:08:27.700 Oh, that's cool.

Tower Gang - March 20, 2025

Ep 221 - Mister Fister (Preview)

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