Tower Gang - Ep 220 - Mister Patriot (Preview)

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00:00:57.240 I'm talking about offensive, off-the-page comments that scream,

00:01:01.240 You can't censor me.

00:01:02.720 You can't tell me what to say.

00:01:04.840 I'd apologize, but I don't think you'd believe me.

00:01:08.500 And frankly, I just don't care what you think.

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00:01:58.900 Let the pee-pee hit the boo. 1.00

00:02:00.940 Let the pee-pee hit the boo. 1.00

00:02:02.780 Let the pee-pee hit the... 1.00

00:02:04.560 Happy 4th of July, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:02:14.360 This is Superhuman TV Show. 1.00

00:02:15.520 Today, I'm going to get hit with fireworks.

00:02:17.440 This is for Chocoloes and Chickalettes.

00:02:19.840 Do not try this at home.

00:02:21.020 I hope you like it.

00:02:22.160 Whoop, whoop. 1.00

00:02:24.080 Light that bitch up! 1.00

00:02:27.080 Fuck this shit! 1.00

00:02:31.080 Ah! Fuck! 1.00

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00:02:52.080 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, 1.00

00:03:00.080 where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:03:01.080 They are basically farm equipment.

00:03:03.080 That's crazy.

00:03:04.080 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:03:08.080 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:03:12.080 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:03:15.080 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99

00:03:19.080 I'm kidding. 0.99

00:03:23.080 I go by the gut, baby.

00:03:24.080 I shoot from the hips. 1.00

00:03:25.080 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:03:28.080 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:03:31.080 The next cock up is a very nice cock, so... 0.99

00:03:36.080 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:03:37.080 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:03:38.080 Uh oh! 0.99

00:03:39.080 Uh oh! 0.99

00:03:40.080 Uh oh! 0.99

00:03:41.080 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:03:42.080 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:03:43.080 Like... 1.00

00:03:47.080 Toad, the next cock that was up, do you ever think about it still? 0.99

00:03:51.080 Which cock was it? 0.99

00:03:52.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:53.080 I don't think about that. 0.98

00:03:54.080 It was a very nice cock. 0.99

00:03:55.080 Does it run through your dreams? 0.99

00:03:57.080 I think it was the one that you guys all said was terrible.

00:04:01.080 Oh wait, was that Conspiracy Extremis, the one with the herpes on it?

00:04:05.080 No, no, no.

00:04:06.080 His was from the year before that.

00:04:08.080 This one was the uh...

00:04:09.080 I don't remember the dude's uh...

00:04:11.080 Like...

00:04:12.080 It wasn't like not a guy.

00:04:13.080 I forget what the dude's name was.

00:04:14.080 He's like long hair. 0.99

00:04:15.080 You remember his cock. 1.00

00:04:16.080 He's pretty svelte. 1.00

00:04:18.080 But do you think about his dick? 1.00

00:04:19.080 Do you think about his dick still? 1.00

00:04:20.080 What? 1.00

00:04:21.080 Do you think about his dick? 1.00

00:04:22.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:23.080 It's all the time.

00:04:25.080 It's like in my dreams.

00:04:26.080 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:04:27.080 This is Wednesday.

00:04:29.080 Sharp as a tack at 9-11, just like Joe Biden.

00:04:31.080 Thank you for tuning in.

00:04:32.080 It's a pleasure.

00:04:33.080 It's a pleasure.

00:04:34.080 We're opening with the Joe Biden joke.

00:04:35.080 Yeah, I was thinking about that too.

00:04:36.080 I was like, man, I haven't even thought about Joe Biden in a hot minute.

00:04:38.080 You guys know how old he is?

00:04:40.080 I often come on the show and I like...

00:04:42.080 Oh dude, Jose is high as all get out.

00:04:45.080 On bacon, actually. 1.00

00:04:47.080 Oh, I was just snacking on bacon like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:04:50.080 He's drinking the grease. 1.00

00:04:52.080 Dude, look at his face.

00:04:53.080 Doesn't he look insanely high?

00:04:54.080 Home living life, dog. 1.00

00:04:56.080 Jose might be fucking stoned to shit. 1.00

00:04:58.080 Top is post-coital right now. 1.00

00:05:01.080 Yeah.

00:05:02.080 He just had a nut and so he's like laid back.

00:05:06.080 Clint just woke up.

00:05:07.080 Just enough of the chill vibes, dog.

00:05:09.080 Cole already told his best story and he did it in the pre-show, which is always a mistake.

00:05:13.080 And I had a stroke today, I think, and I've lost money.

00:05:17.080 Yeah, let's get into that.

00:05:18.080 Go ahead and go ahead.

00:05:19.080 What's up, guys?

00:05:20.080 It's Toad.

00:05:21.080 I'm back with you after the worst day that I could possibly have.

00:05:25.080 One of the worst ever.

00:05:27.080 I mean, it's up there among the worst.

00:05:31.080 Oh my God. 0.98

00:05:32.080 I actually sound like that tranny. 0.98

00:05:35.080 I hate this. 0.99

00:05:38.080 God, I hate it.

00:05:39.080 Toad, I've been checked out for the week.

00:05:40.080 So, Phil, I think it's good this way.

00:05:43.080 Now that I don't really talk to you guys during the week, I get to find out what are you doing today.

00:05:49.080 Because the Tower Gang is one day a week.

00:05:51.080 I often wonder when it's going to be over.

00:05:54.080 And Clint almost ended it with his Joe Biden joke.

00:05:56.080 But tell me, fill me in on your week, Toad. 1.00

00:05:59.080 What the fuck is going on with you, baby? 0.99

00:06:03.080 What part of the week? 1.00

00:06:04.080 I mean, that show was this week, so I had a horrible day that day.

00:06:08.080 You would think that when somebody asked Toad about his day or week, he would be ready to tell you.

00:06:12.080 And it's like rolling teeth. 0.99

00:06:14.080 Just fucking say it. 0.99

00:06:15.080 Today at work, my entire left side went numb inexplicably. 0.99

00:06:22.080 Like I had no left hand.

00:06:24.080 I love this to tell this is where you go when we ask for a summation of your week.

00:06:28.080 I was like Rick Allen while coding though, instead of being behind the drum kit.

00:06:33.080 You know what I mean?

00:06:34.080 It was sick though.

00:06:35.080 I was coding just with one hand, right handed.

00:06:38.080 I'm like, I don't know.

00:06:40.080 I'm some sort of like coding prodigy, I think.

00:06:43.080 That's how I felt.

00:06:44.080 Meanwhile, I'm like thinking I might die at the same time.

00:06:47.080 I don't know.

00:06:48.080 Eventually the feeling came back.

00:06:50.080 But I was without the use of my left arm and hand for probably a few hours.

00:06:55.080 Did you mention it?

00:06:56.080 A few hours?

00:06:57.080 Did you say anything to anyone?

00:06:58.080 A few hours?

00:06:59.080 He told us.

00:07:00.080 Yeah, in the chat, right?

00:07:01.080 He told us in his betting chat, he was like, my left hand is numb.

00:07:05.080 And they were like, go to the hospital.

00:07:06.080 And he was like, I'm not going to the hospital.

00:07:08.080 Oh, because the last time I did that, I was in the ER for like a bunch of hours.

00:07:12.080 ER.

00:07:13.080 ER. 1.00

00:07:14.080 That's a fucking fever. 1.00

00:07:15.080 We're not going to do anything to that. 1.00

00:07:16.080 I was waiting for it too.

00:07:17.080 As soon as I could tell he was saying ER.

00:07:18.080 What are they going to do for left side numbness? 0.99

00:07:20.080 They're not going to do shit. 0.98

00:07:21.080 Here, share my screen real quick. 0.99

00:07:23.080 Okay, wait, let's figure out how to do this because StreamYard has fucked it. 0.71

00:07:26.080 Nope, that's not how we do it, guys. 0.96

00:07:27.080 Wait a second.

00:07:28.080 It's got to go here.

00:07:29.080 And then we got to do this.

00:07:30.080 Where is Clint's?

00:07:31.080 All right.

00:07:32.080 This is a disaster.

00:07:33.080 Clint puts it in here.

00:07:34.080 I love how this is.

00:07:35.080 Yeah, we're just doing this during the show.

00:07:36.080 All right.

00:07:37.080 Play.

00:07:38.080 Because he's doing all of this blind.

00:07:40.080 You know, I can't see.

00:07:41.080 And a lot of people think that a blind person can't play football.

00:07:50.080 But this courageous youngster has proven those people wrong.

00:07:55.080 On the field. 0.99

00:07:56.080 What the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:07:59.080 Chats can just say the audio is going on. 1.00

00:08:02.080 What is going on?

00:08:05.080 What's going on?

00:08:10.080 What's going on?

00:08:12.080 What's going on?

00:08:14.080 What's going on?

00:08:15.080 Oh, my God.

00:08:16.080 All right.

00:08:17.080 Dog, that's terrifying.

00:08:18.080 That's what he is on the field, man.

00:08:19.080 And how does this tie into anything we were just talking about? 1.00

00:08:22.080 That's totally pussy. 1.00

00:08:23.080 Earlier someone said, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:08:26.080 And then Cole said, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:08:28.080 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:08:29.080 So we did all that just because someone said, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:08:32.080 By the way. 0.99

00:08:33.080 I knew the reference, too.

00:08:34.080 But I was like, I can't believe he's really bringing the video up just for that.

00:08:37.080 That's one of my favorite videos of all time.

00:08:39.080 It's pretty solid.

00:08:40.080 It's been there for a while.

00:08:41.080 But it's so good every time. 1.00

00:08:43.080 That kid's a fucking unit. 1.00

00:08:44.080 I mean, he has everything going for him except for eyesight. 1.00

00:08:47.080 That's kind of tragic.

00:08:48.080 Do you think that was kind of like, I want to say almost animal cruelty because I don't

00:08:53.080 think blind people are on the same level as us.

00:08:55.080 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:56.080 Good points.

00:08:57.080 They're not human.

00:08:58.080 Oh, we should rank disabilities on like how, like who's the most subhuman? 0.99

00:09:04.080 The most subhuman? 0.99

00:09:06.080 Black people. 1.00

00:09:07.080 No, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:09:09.080 Oh, okay. 0.97

00:09:10.080 Black don't crack. 0.74

00:09:11.080 It's true, Larry. 1.00

00:09:14.080 Being black is definitely a disability. 1.00

00:09:16.080 But I don't know. 0.96

00:09:17.080 I mean, Downs is really like a positive.

00:09:20.080 So that's not low on the list.

00:09:21.080 I think they're superhuman.

00:09:22.080 Yeah.

00:09:23.080 You have superhuman strength at least.

00:09:25.080 They're kind of like, like, what was that movie that there was something that basically

00:09:29.080 was saying the autistic people were like the next beautiful mind. 1.00

00:09:34.080 I don't know.

00:09:35.080 There was a movie that it was basically like autistic people are the next evolution of humans.

00:09:40.080 Is it like we're going to break off into two evolutionary paths and we have retards and autists? 1.00

00:09:45.080 Yeah.

00:09:46.080 I think I remember what you mean.

00:09:47.080 That's the whole premise of the telepathy tapes is that these nonverbal retards are 1.00

00:09:52.080 fucking able to. 0.98

00:09:53.080 Before I kill you on this, Clint, how does my quality look? 0.99

00:09:56.080 Look at this.

00:09:57.080 Looks great.

00:09:58.080 It's like creepy.

00:09:59.080 I don't like it.

00:10:00.080 It's too lifelike.

00:10:01.080 I like it.

00:10:02.080 It's too lifelike.

00:10:03.080 It's too lifelike.

00:10:04.080 Does it make it look like a corpse?

00:10:05.080 No.

00:10:06.080 I still believe you're high.

00:10:08.080 I don't believe anything.

00:10:09.080 I'm pretty high.

00:10:10.080 You are high. 1.00

00:10:11.080 You liar. 1.00

00:10:12.080 What's so funny about- 1.00

00:10:13.080 Why would you believe me?

00:10:14.080 Let's talk about the telepathy tapes.

00:10:15.080 Have you guys watched the telepathy tapes?

00:10:16.080 I don't know what these are.

00:10:17.080 I don't know what these are.

00:10:18.080 I've been tuning in almost every day just to nag David about lifting, which they never 1.00

00:10:25.080 read comments, apparently.

00:10:26.080 I never see them read comments, but it's just funny because-

00:10:29.080 I see your comments.

00:10:30.080 I see all of them.

00:10:31.080 I don't read them.

00:10:32.080 I know you see them, but you don't read them.

00:10:33.080 Yeah, you don't read them.

00:10:34.080 You don't bring them up.

00:10:35.080 But it's funny because I heard them talking about, they were like, the devil of the wind

00:10:39.080 was, and they're talking about like Katy Perry, something like that. 1.00

00:10:42.080 And then you bring up the telepathy tapes and like, Top's like, this fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:10:46.080 It's so funny. 1.00

00:10:49.080 Top, you do look like you're becoming more Muslim. 1.00

00:10:52.080 Yeah.

00:10:53.080 I feel like you're about to, yeah, like command, like take command-

00:10:56.080 Have you done halal? 0.97

00:10:57.080 Do you think it's your hatred of Jews is turning you into like a super Muslim? 0.90

00:11:00.080 I think so. 0.97

00:11:01.080 Yeah.

00:11:02.080 It's like, you know, when you're around your wife a lot, you start to like look like her.

00:11:05.080 That's a, I've let the hate run through me. 0.98

00:11:08.080 So yeah, I'm becoming Muslim or more Spanish, which is disgusting. 1.00

00:11:12.080 I need to figure out how to fix that. 0.95

00:11:14.080 Yeah.

00:11:15.080 But listen, the telepathy tapes, we're not going to let Maddie disrupt us.

00:11:18.080 What's up?

00:11:19.080 Shout out Maddie. 1.00

00:11:20.080 What's up?

00:11:21.080 Clint.

00:11:22.080 I knew Clint would buy this.

00:11:23.080 Okay.

00:11:24.080 We're doing, are we doing this right again? 1.00

00:11:25.080 What the fuck? 1.00

00:11:26.080 Just throw some retarded kids at him. 1.00

00:11:27.080 He'll buy whatever you fucking tell him at that point. 1.00

00:11:30.080 He said impossible. 1.00

00:11:31.080 And he said to me, you don't get the kind of gifts that I have if you lie.

00:11:36.080 Let's please multiply two numbers and see if he gets it.

00:11:39.080 Okay.

00:11:40.080 What is it?

00:11:41.080 Nine.

00:11:42.080 Zero.

00:11:43.080 Zero.

00:11:44.080 Unbelievable.

00:11:45.080 Jesus man. 1.00

00:11:46.080 Holy fuck is Jason Bourne. 1.00

00:11:48.080 No way. 1.00

00:11:49.080 Maybe shuffle again Dr. Powell.

00:11:52.080 Oh.

00:11:53.080 Hello.

00:11:54.080 Two.

00:11:55.080 Two.

00:11:56.080 So he got the plus too.

00:11:58.080 I was wondering, cause I was looking at the two the whole time and I saw his hand going

00:12:01.080 somewhere else.

00:12:02.080 What is this phenomenon happening?

00:12:03.080 Why are his mind and my mind completely connected?

00:12:06.080 I knew that a lot of people would think, boy, Diane thought I'd be then.

00:12:11.080 But that's the risk. 1.00

00:12:12.080 This is just white people shit. 1.00

00:12:13.080 Okay. 1.00

00:12:14.080 This is white woman shit. 1.00

00:12:15.080 It's hilarious. 1.00

00:12:16.080 I think it's true.

00:12:17.080 I think it's happening.

00:12:18.080 But the spin here.

00:12:20.080 It's just a white woman being like, my little boy is special. 0.64

00:12:23.080 He's super special. 1.00

00:12:24.080 I was like, your little boy just threw shit at the one. 1.00

00:12:26.080 You don't understand. 1.00

00:12:27.080 He's better than you are.

00:12:28.080 You don't even get it.

00:12:29.080 One of these kids drowned in a bathtub at the end of this.

00:12:32.080 Spoiler alert.

00:12:33.080 But whatever.

00:12:34.080 They're like.

00:12:35.080 Wait, really?

00:12:36.080 Jacuzzi.

00:12:37.080 Jacuzzi.

00:12:38.080 Oh, my bad.

00:12:39.080 It was a jacuzzi.

00:12:40.080 Let's get to that.

00:12:41.080 Oh, that's even better. 0.99

00:12:42.080 He couldn't fucking telepathically understand to swim. 0.99

00:12:45.080 Is that not something that he could fucking? 0.99

00:12:47.080 He was ready. 0.99

00:12:48.080 He was ready to go.

00:12:49.080 He told people goodbye and he made peace with everybody.

00:12:52.080 Can we watch that part?

00:12:53.080 That's the best part.

00:12:54.080 Cole, do you know how telepathy works?

00:12:56.080 Do you think that you swim with telepathy?

00:12:59.080 No, I just think if you're, I just think if you're the next.

00:13:02.080 I got him.

00:13:03.080 I just think if you're the next.

00:13:04.080 That sounds cold, cold.

00:13:05.080 I just think if you're the next evolution of humans, you should be able to do something 0.99

00:13:08.080 better than a black person. 0.99

00:13:09.080 Yeah, I want you to explain telepathy. 1.00

00:13:10.080 Where are your flippers at, nigga? 1.00

00:13:12.080 Telepathy is where you can. 1.00

00:13:13.080 There's evolution of my ass. 1.00

00:13:14.080 Where's your mind flippers, bruh? 1.00

00:13:16.080 Do you think you advanced?

00:13:17.080 Explain it.

00:13:18.080 I need to know.

00:13:19.080 Basically, you can like see things with your mind and get like, and also communicate with

00:13:25.080 other beings with your mind.

00:13:28.080 Rocky, you did it out.

00:13:30.080 I mean, he got there in the end.

00:13:32.080 Yeah.

00:13:33.080 Yeah, basically.

00:13:34.080 I've watched X-Men. 0.97

00:13:35.080 Like they fucking like, he's basically. 0.98

00:13:37.080 I think if not for Professor X, you would not know what telepathy is. 0.98

00:13:40.080 He is.

00:13:41.080 I get the difference between telepathy and telekinesis.

00:13:43.080 And Jean Grey.

00:13:45.080 Okay.

00:13:46.080 And Jean Grey.

00:13:47.080 All right.

00:13:48.080 So, Top, you're clowning on me because I listened to a podcast and I found it interesting.

00:13:53.080 Is that my time?

00:13:54.080 Because I know that you, I know for sure you cried when you listened to it.

00:13:57.080 I did not cry. 1.00

00:13:58.080 You're the perfect target audience for believing that these fucking retards are superheroes. 1.00

00:14:02.080 I mean, four other retards talked me into doing a podcast for three years straight. 1.00

00:14:07.080 So, you know, hold on. 0.65

00:14:08.080 I just want to. 0.97

00:14:09.080 I am prone to listening to retards. 1.00

00:14:10.080 I want to ask, because Dylan brings up a great point.

00:14:12.080 Interesting.

00:14:13.080 They never use these magic powers for monetary reasons.

00:14:14.080 Are any of these Jews?

00:14:16.080 Because I feel like if it was a Jewish telepath, they would try to use this to like. 0.99

00:14:20.080 Yeah.

00:14:21.080 It's George Soros.

00:14:22.080 Oh.

00:14:23.080 It's the first thing I did.

00:14:24.080 He's mind controlling a large percentage of the population.

00:14:27.080 I Googled her name, Kai Dickens, and I like did an early life check.

00:14:31.080 Kai Dickens?

00:14:32.080 I wish.

00:14:33.080 And I couldn't find if she was Jewish or not, but I have suspicions. 0.97

00:14:36.080 I think that this is, they're trying to tell us that these retarded kids are better than 1.00

00:14:41.080 us. 0.98

00:14:42.080 Do you think the Indian one?

00:14:43.080 I don't think so.

00:14:44.080 They were like, like his special telepathy power is they're like, what is this smell? 1.00

00:14:48.080 And every time he just says shit, like that's all he can smell is just like, smells of shit. 1.00

00:14:52.080 Doomsay crackers say Clint is practically a middle-aged white woman. 1.00

00:14:57.080 I was going to say.

00:14:58.080 Oh my God.

00:14:59.080 Did you hear about the retarded children and the magical powers they have? 1.00

00:15:04.080 Knowing when each other need to shit. 1.00

00:15:06.080 That's their telepathic power. 0.94

00:15:08.080 Have any of you actually listened to them?

00:15:10.080 No.

00:15:11.080 Okay.

00:15:12.080 No.

00:15:13.080 Talk about them themselves and then just hear them go.

00:15:16.080 Part two.

00:15:17.080 And then these serious scientists are going to, oh my God, did you see what they just 0.99

00:15:22.080 fucking did? 0.98

00:15:23.080 I don't want to play Uno against them. 1.00

00:15:25.080 Dear God.

00:15:26.080 He cracked that iPad screen.

00:15:27.080 They're like, duh.

00:15:28.080 Hold on.

00:15:29.080 Hold on.

00:15:30.080 Was one of the things actually like the whole like, like calculator, because I've seen Asian 1.00

00:15:34.080 kids, no lie, like on like America's got talent, do the human calculator thing, but

00:15:38.080 they're doing, it's not like 25 times 36.

00:15:40.080 The issue is, is that these people are, are non-communicative.

00:15:43.080 They, they cannot speak.

00:15:45.080 The majority of them can't speak. 1.00

00:15:46.080 So like they thought that these people were fucking basically brain dead. 0.99

00:15:50.080 And then they realized that these kids were able to communicate and communicate things 0.99

00:15:54.080 that they should not know.

00:15:55.080 And they, look, I am the first to admit this may very well be a con.

00:15:59.080 And if it is, I got, got, but, but I've, I've never even, that's the first time I've

00:16:04.080 seen video of what you're talking about.

00:16:06.080 I've only listened to them.

00:16:07.080 So I don't even, what if we unlocked an occultic door that shouldn't be open.

00:16:11.080 We granted powers to retards. 1.00

00:16:14.080 Clint is usually like the most skeptical of all of us.

00:16:17.080 And he's not a skeptic of this.

00:16:18.080 No, I just said I'm skeptical.

00:16:20.080 I find that interesting.

00:16:21.080 I am.

00:16:22.080 I have a lot of thoughts about the telepathy tapes, but I think that there is.

00:16:24.080 And they know them.

00:16:25.080 This is what I find.

00:16:26.080 This is what I find so fascinating.

00:16:27.080 Top believes everything.

00:16:28.080 That's what I was saying.

00:16:29.080 He believes, he believes literally everything.

00:16:31.080 Yeah, but he's also right every time.

00:16:32.080 And then there's this, and then there's this one thing that's kind of woo woo.

00:16:35.080 And Clint's like, isn't this interesting?

00:16:36.080 Is this a big, why isn't this a big story more? 1.00

00:16:38.080 And then Top goes, look at this fucking idiot. 1.00

00:16:41.080 He's an idiot. 1.00

00:16:42.080 Interesting. 1.00

00:16:43.080 Derek can't communicate nonverbal with cerebral palsy.

00:16:46.080 When I met Derek, I sat in the class with him and provided communication support.

00:16:50.080 It's a double bam.

00:16:51.080 Facilitators were doing this thinking they were giving people the ability to be able to communicate.

00:16:55.080 She looked at Derek and said, do you want me to tell them?

00:16:57.080 She said, yes.

00:16:58.080 We have made love.

00:16:59.080 Oh yeah, I've seen this.

00:17:00.080 And he said, you know, I've dreamed about this.

00:17:02.080 He was having conversations with herself. 1.00

00:17:04.080 Anna is a pathological liar. 1.00

00:17:06.080 I'm not guilty of that. 0.99

00:17:08.080 I know this.

00:17:09.080 This woman is a dude. 1.00

00:17:10.080 She's raping this dude. 1.00

00:17:11.080 That's the story. 1.00

00:17:12.080 No, I don't think she is.

00:17:14.080 I think she is.

00:17:15.080 Yeah.

00:17:16.080 So there's a thing called assisted typing where they touch their hand and then they type like that because they need some sort of sensory input.

00:17:24.080 And that's what she was doing. 0.99

00:17:26.080 And she said that he consented to fucking her. 1.00

00:17:29.080 Right. 1.00

00:17:30.080 At the time I was like, huh, I don't believe this bitch. 1.00

00:17:32.080 I think she just fucked. 1.00

00:17:33.080 She's a retarded black guy. 1.00

00:17:35.080 I think she is. 1.00

00:17:36.080 Do you want me to suck your dick? 1.00

00:17:38.080 And then she grabs his hand and is like, why? 1.00

00:17:41.080 Usually I'm on the side of the, like, you know, those like really hot teachers that are banging. 0.97

00:17:47.080 They're like 17 year old students.

00:17:49.080 I'm like, she's like those women are heroes. 0.99

00:17:51.080 Basically, they're heroines or heroin. 1.00

00:17:54.080 But this woman, partially because she's an ugly bitch, but also because. 1.00

00:17:58.080 Dude, this is a, this is a fucking black retard with, with cerebral palsy. 1.00

00:18:02.080 Like, you think he's going to be doing much better? 1.00

00:18:04.080 Well, I was, I was about to ask, how do you get fucked by someone with cerebral palsy? 0.99

00:18:07.080 Can't they just like, probably vibrates a lot. 0.99

00:18:09.080 So you're saying that I should meet up with this woman? 0.60

00:18:14.080 Yeah.

00:18:15.080 No.

00:18:16.080 I honestly don't think she'd be interested.

00:18:18.080 You wouldn't either, Toad. 1.00

00:18:20.080 You're like a, you're like the, you're the biggest, you're not trying to get pussy. 1.00

00:18:24.080 Let's be real. 1.00

00:18:25.080 You're not trying to get pussy. 0.99

00:18:26.080 No, I'm not. 0.99

00:18:27.080 I skip it.

00:18:28.080 Yeah, you skip it. 1.00

00:18:29.080 That's retarded black guys are the worst. 1.00

00:18:30.080 Thank you. 1.00

00:18:31.080 Black black guy. 1.00

00:18:32.080 You go your whole life not experiencing the love of a woman because you're so fucking cool. 1.00

00:18:36.080 That's just how I, no, it's just how I live. 0.82

00:18:38.080 It's more than I'm like afraid of it.

00:18:40.080 Yeah.

00:18:41.080 Yeah.

00:18:42.080 I get it.

00:18:43.080 I did that before the show to see how I'd react to you guys and it made me like you less

00:18:48.080 for some reason.

00:18:49.080 I thought that I'd come here and be more chill, but I feel a little bit more aggro.

00:18:52.080 Wait, wait, wait.

00:18:53.080 So, so when your sexual tension is taken away, so when you have sexual tension, you like us 1.00

00:18:59.080 more or do you want to fuck us? 1.00

00:19:01.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:02.080 That's kind of what I'm getting at this.

00:19:03.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:04.080 I don't want to fuck all of you guys. 1.00

00:19:05.080 Or does this get, does this kind of get you going a little? 1.00

00:19:07.080 It's just, it's kind of tease. 0.99

00:19:09.080 It's like, it's like after you just fuck and you're like, do I want to watch porn right 1.00

00:19:13.080 now? 1.00

00:19:14.080 No, like I don't.

00:19:15.080 Like, but that's, is that how you feel?

00:19:16.080 Like you're looking at us. 0.96

00:19:17.080 You're just like, I don't even like, we're your pornography. 0.99

00:19:20.080 Or for Cole, it happens because he's like that blow job didn't do anything. 0.99

00:19:23.080 I got to get off. 0.93

00:19:24.080 Those thoughts are for my wife.

00:19:26.080 You guys are my release.

00:19:27.080 Usually Wednesday night release.

00:19:29.080 Um, enjoy it because I am, I am the hardest.

00:19:32.080 That's right.

00:19:33.080 But so you, you already got your release, so you don't need this anymore.

00:19:36.080 I feel like that.

00:19:37.080 I feel like that.

00:19:38.080 I, I, I, I told my wife, I said, uh, should I even go down there?

00:19:43.080 Like to do this, by the way, I asked my wife that all the time too. 0.99

00:19:49.080 I just came in her and I go, should I even do the show now?

00:19:52.080 What are we doing here?

00:19:53.080 You want to go to bed? 0.99

00:19:54.080 I'm fucking tired, man. 0.99

00:19:56.080 That would be great. 0.99

00:19:57.080 Just a brief tangent, given that top insinuated that he has sexual attraction towards Cole.

00:20:03.080 What's interesting about Cole's body is that on any other stature, it'd be incredibly impressive.

00:20:10.080 But, but if you actually meet him, like if you see the photo of him, if you see the photo

00:20:14.080 of him, you're like, wow, wow, wow, wow. 0.99

00:20:17.080 But then when you meet him, you're like, oh, it's like, it's like having a fucking, it's 0.97

00:20:20.080 like a Ferrari, but it's a, you know, it's a tight bike. 0.99

00:20:23.080 Does he kind of have short legs too?

00:20:25.080 So it kind of makes him look more comical.

00:20:27.080 Cause like, like, and I mean this sincerely, and I don't mean this as an insult, but if he

00:20:32.080 was six foot three, that would be the best body you've ever seen at five foot six.

00:20:36.080 It doesn't matter.

00:20:37.080 You know what I mean?

00:20:38.080 I'm five eight.

00:20:39.080 No, not really.

00:20:40.080 He's like, dude, I've seen you.

00:20:45.080 You're five, five.

00:20:46.080 Come on.

00:20:47.080 He's getting lower.

00:20:48.080 He's getting lower.

00:20:49.080 You're a smidge taller. 1.00

00:20:50.080 You're fucking chewing me down on my height. 1.00

00:20:53.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:54.080 You were just like, basically just a tiny bit taller than me to be honest.

00:20:56.080 I agree.

00:20:57.080 It's like, uh, he has the most unimpressive, impressive body that I've ever seen.

00:21:01.080 Right.

00:21:02.080 I don't know.

00:21:03.080 I don't know what y'all talking about. 0.94

00:21:04.080 Cole's pretty goddamn cute. 0.96

00:21:05.080 No, he looks great there. 0.92

00:21:06.080 But if you see him in person, you'd be like, it's not, it's not doing anything for

00:21:10.080 me.

00:21:11.080 Well, just because I'm shorter, like I'm technically average height.

00:21:14.080 Yeah.

00:21:15.080 Yeah.

00:21:16.080 You're just a dude.

00:21:17.080 Who cares?

00:21:18.080 Dime a dozen.

00:21:19.080 But that's why it makes it so great because it's me versus Raven because Raven's also the

00:21:23.080 same height.

00:21:24.080 Great.

00:21:25.080 Yeah.

00:21:26.080 But he has like a Latin flair to him, you know?

00:21:28.080 Oh, yeah.

00:21:29.080 He has the coach.

00:21:30.080 He has the coach here.

00:21:31.080 Yeah.

00:21:32.080 Yeah.

00:21:33.080 It's insane that he would even consider challenging you.

00:21:35.080 Like it would take him years.

00:21:36.080 I thought it was so weird.

00:21:37.080 He was out of left field and I was like, he went so hard and I was like, all right,

00:21:40.080 this is basically turned it on for me.

00:21:42.080 Like I was already planning on-

00:21:43.080 It would take him years to catch up to you.

00:21:44.080 It was hard and it turned you on.

00:21:45.080 Yeah.

00:21:46.080 Yeah.

00:21:47.080 It was hard and it turned me on, but he, I was like, I kind of want to talk about this

00:21:51.080 tonight.

00:21:52.080 I wanted to bring him in because I wanted to be like, pick his brain and be like, what 1.00

00:21:55.080 the fuck were you thinking? 1.00

00:21:56.080 Wow. 1.00

00:21:57.080 I wouldn't sleep on Raven.

00:21:58.080 I'll be honest with you.

00:21:59.080 I think he like-

00:22:00.080 You could, you could literally go to sleep until the competition.

00:22:02.080 You'd still win.

00:22:03.080 I don't know.

00:22:04.080 What is the goal of this competition?

00:22:06.080 It's, I guess it's a body building.

00:22:09.080 I wouldn't worry about it.

00:22:10.080 I think he's just trying to look the sexiest is what it was basically.

00:22:12.080 All right.

00:22:13.080 When is it?

00:22:14.080 And tell the audience what's happening.

00:22:15.080 Oh, okay.

00:22:16.080 Like this is like, as far as I know, David was just like at Bohemian Grove.

00:22:21.080 Bohemian Grove.

00:22:22.080 He said, I'm going to be like more like in shape and jacked and better looking than

00:22:28.080 Cole does.

00:22:29.080 And he was like, we'll have a body building competition.

00:22:32.080 And I said, okay. 1.00

00:22:34.080 I mean, he's fucked. 1.00

00:22:37.080 Cole is winning. 1.00

00:22:38.080 I don't know.

00:22:39.080 Don't sleep on him.

00:22:40.080 Tell us what you think.

00:22:41.080 Tell us your honest opinion, Cole.

00:22:42.080 When you see this picture.

00:22:43.080 I said this and I think I said in our chat, what I said was David can get very lean.

00:22:48.080 And I was like, and that's what he can get over me because it's going to be harder

00:22:51.080 for me to get super lean because I'm just not like, it sucks for me.

00:22:55.080 He's not MMA, right?

00:22:56.080 Yeah.

00:22:57.080 And he does that.

00:22:58.080 He's done the full on like, like where he cuts down like really hard.

00:23:01.080 I was like, but I have them on muscle mass.

00:23:03.080 So as far as if I can get within two to 3% of body fat of them, I'll smoke them.

00:23:08.080 But I have to get like, he's going to, he's going to go so hard because he can get lean

00:23:12.080 in three months.

00:23:13.080 But, um, who are the judges?

00:23:15.080 That's why we were talking about, let's talk about today with Matthew.

00:23:18.080 Right.

00:23:19.080 I'll judge.

00:23:20.080 I love looking at dudes.

00:23:22.080 I had, I had a couple, I had a couple ideas.

00:23:24.080 One.

00:23:25.080 Oh my God.

00:23:26.080 We could totally make a competition.

00:23:27.080 That's like, who's cuter.

00:23:28.080 Yeah.

00:23:29.080 So basically what it was.

00:23:30.080 My loyal of the boys in a non gay way. 0.67

00:23:32.080 We go. 0.80

00:23:33.080 Woo.

00:23:34.080 I honestly think we should have Milo Yiannopoulos judges.

00:23:36.080 Well, it was my, that's a great one. 0.92

00:23:37.080 It was kind of having a gay guy. 0.96

00:23:39.080 Um, someone said do a blind man. 0.87

00:23:41.080 Well, I said someone, Matt Rife said somebody's blind and they would be a judge.

00:23:47.080 And he was just thinking they wouldn't.

00:23:49.080 And I was like, oh, so they come up there.

00:23:50.080 We're all oiled up and they have to put their hands on our bodies.

00:23:53.080 That'd be great.

00:23:54.080 And we're in.

00:23:55.080 And I said, there's a little, maybe do a little side pot bet of like, we all pop a Viagra

00:24:00.080 before whoever gets hard during the portion of the blind dude.

00:24:03.080 Dude rubbing up. 0.97

00:24:04.080 It's like, I got, I got to interject here because that is such a fucking great idea. 0.96

00:24:08.080 And if we don't do it, I'm going to be upset with you guys. 0.78

00:24:10.080 But the reason it's a great idea is that I, I fell in love with slash became addicted

00:24:14.080 with this Matan Evans kid, uh, last night.

00:24:18.080 And I sent it to the top of David.

00:24:20.080 Last night?

00:24:21.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:22.080 No, no, no bullshit on YouTube. 0.70

00:24:23.080 I, I like binge watched it and he just, he maintains this character. 0.96

00:24:26.080 He's this young kid.

00:24:27.080 Uh, if you could pull it up, someone pull up Matan Evans, like highlights best stuff. 1.00

00:24:31.080 He, he just treats his guests like absolute shit. 0.99

00:24:34.080 And he's got these other guys that come in and they, and they like, and they don't talk. 1.00

00:24:38.080 He was one of the Legion of Skanks once. 0.77

00:24:39.080 Right.

00:24:40.080 And he was like, yeah.

00:24:41.080 And he tried to, he tried to steal the headphones or something from Dave, whatever. 1.00

00:24:45.080 He's just some annoying faggot. 1.00

00:24:46.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:47.080 Yeah. 0.87

00:24:48.080 No, he's a lunatic, but like they come up with these bits that are on the fly. 0.83

00:24:51.080 Just very, very, very funny. 0.85

00:24:52.080 And, and you never know what's going to work. 0.98

00:24:54.080 It's just like throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. 0.98

00:24:56.080 But I'm telling you this idea that Cole just said, having a blind guy judge a bodybuilding 0.99

00:25:01.080 contest, you have to pop a Viagra. 0.93

00:25:03.080 And if you get hard, you lose like, come on, but he's the judge too. 1.00

00:25:09.080 So if one of you gets, gets hard, then you have to fuck Milo. 1.00

00:25:14.080 He's not gay though. 1.00

00:25:16.080 He's not gay anymore. 0.99

00:25:17.080 I heard.

00:25:18.080 Sure, sure, sure, sure.

00:25:19.080 What are we looking at here?

00:25:20.080 Yeah.

00:25:21.080 What's going on here?

00:25:22.080 What are we doing?

00:25:23.080 Are we looking at your, uh, your post notifications?

00:25:24.080 Top notifications.

00:25:25.080 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:25:26.080 Milo, Milo got a, Milo liked it, I guess.

00:25:28.080 So.

00:25:29.080 I don't know what we're looking at.

00:25:30.080 Tyler was showing us something.

00:25:31.080 It was, it was new post notifications.

00:25:33.080 Not even like a like.

00:25:34.080 Oh, is he just like flexing and like Milo likes something.

00:25:37.080 Oh yeah.

00:25:38.080 So yeah, this is the one that he's the one that said, uh, result in deportation.

00:25:41.080 Should they occasionally reward me with one of them?

00:25:44.080 You're reporting people to ice?

00:25:45.080 I do that.

00:25:46.080 Yeah.

00:25:47.080 How often?

00:25:48.080 Whenever I can, like, I'm going to report your father after this podcast.

00:25:50.080 How will that work?

00:25:51.080 His citizenship.

00:25:52.080 For now.

00:25:53.080 Oh, you're going to rebuke it and then.

00:25:54.080 I'm not going to give away my secret, but I don't get rewarded right now.

00:25:56.080 I'm just doing it for the country.

00:25:58.080 They can just give me the guy and then I'll, I'll work him. 0.98

00:26:01.080 I think you're in the wrong time period for that one.

00:26:03.080 When my reports to ice.

00:26:04.080 My name is Ben.

00:26:05.080 Honestly, I find him incredibly annoying.

00:26:07.080 He looks like Sam Bankman freed or something.

00:26:10.080 What's up with you?

00:26:11.080 He's the one that asked Bradley Martin.

00:26:13.080 And he was like, um, if you're running a gym and a Jew comes to you and says, I was promised 1.00

00:26:19.080 a gym membership 4,000 years ago, would you let him enter your gym?

00:26:25.080 He makes, he makes lots of Jew jokes.

00:26:27.080 Uh, he had Whitney Cummings on and, and he goes like, do you think you, do you think that 0.94

00:26:32.080 you are the funniest of all transvestite comedians? 1.00

00:26:34.080 And like, I mean, it's like, I understand Jose's knee jerk reaction to say, I hate this kid. 0.86

00:26:41.080 I'm telling you, if you watch him for a while, you just start to love it.

00:26:44.080 I, it's like, it's like top.

00:26:45.080 You hate him at first. 0.99

00:26:46.080 Then you're like, Oh, this is fucking genius. 1.00

00:26:47.080 It's like Stockholm syndrome. 1.00

00:26:48.080 Nobody hates me.

00:26:49.080 They love me.

00:26:50.080 They hate you.

00:26:51.080 I think a lot of people hate you at first.

00:26:52.080 Is it like, is it like between two ferns?

00:26:55.080 Dude, I read, I read what I've been reading through the comments from my tinfoil hat that

00:26:58.080 there was one guy that like literally, cause I mentioned I'd name dropped you at the very

00:27:02.080 end.

00:27:03.080 Cause I plugged top lobster.com and he goes, you had me up until the top loves to thing.

00:27:08.080 And it's like, and I, I guess you got me for the whole thing, but yeah, no more.

00:27:13.080 And you're like, so it's like literally all just, I don't know why he, this guy hates

00:27:16.080 you, but just like, he apparently enjoyed the entire episode.

00:27:19.080 But then I mentioned your name. 1.00

00:27:20.080 He's like, fuck this guy. 1.00

00:27:23.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:24.080 So yeah.

00:27:25.080 I lost a listen to you cause he top, top thinks he has no haters.

00:27:30.080 He does.

00:27:31.080 He just doesn't like, it doesn't even process.

00:27:33.080 I've got lots of haters and I, and I recognize that, but you just block them.

00:27:36.080 Yeah.

00:27:37.080 It doesn't make any sense to me.

00:27:38.080 I embrace it.

00:27:39.080 Like if someone hates me, I go, why would you hate? 0.59

00:27:41.080 I'm, I'm fucking awesome. 0.52

00:27:42.080 Clearly I'm, I'm the best. 0.74

00:27:44.080 I don't understand why you would even think that you must be not even exist.

00:27:48.080 It's like, yeah, it doesn't even like, it doesn't compute.

00:27:50.080 Like it's like, this is like, it just like whatever.

00:27:52.080 This is a misunderstanding.

00:27:53.080 I pretty sure you like me.

00:27:54.080 This, this is where top and toad kind of have like a, like a link of this autism thing

00:27:59.080 of like, if I don't like get it, it doesn't exist or like, and I just like, whatever.

00:28:04.080 No, actually that's a really good point because top thinks everybody likes him and, and toad

00:28:09.080 believes that everyone hates him.

00:28:10.080 Believes that everyone hates him.

00:28:11.080 And they're both right.

00:28:12.080 Everybody does like me, Clint. 0.99

00:28:13.080 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:28:14.080 Everybody does. 1.00

00:28:15.080 I'm trying to figure out what you're even, what are you, what are you saying?

00:28:18.080 Cause the words that you're putting next to each other, uh, don't make any sense.

00:28:21.080 I'm saying that you guys are the same, but in the, in the inverse, you believe everyone

00:28:25.080 loves you and he believes everyone hates him.

00:28:27.080 Toad, I know you were trying to get, someone was trying to set you up this week.

00:28:32.080 Um, I believe it was, uh, Jeremy Kaufman.

00:28:35.080 What is that going to work out?

00:28:36.080 Did you, are you going to be falling in love with a, uh, with a crunchy homeless progressive

00:28:42.080 chick? 0.95

00:28:43.080 Well, it's been rough.

00:28:46.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:47.080 God damn. 1.00

00:28:48.080 He looks so much like that chick. 1.00

00:28:49.080 It's crazy.

00:28:50.080 Jeremy Kaufman was trying to set up, uh, Toad with, uh, Blackfire, whatever her name

00:28:55.080 is.

00:28:56.080 Um, yeah.

00:28:57.080 Oh, it doesn't matter.

00:28:58.080 Don't give her your own name.

00:28:59.080 Exactly.

00:29:00.080 Why?

00:29:01.080 But like, and like he was really trying and I was like, and yeah, there'd be such a great

00:29:04.080 match.

00:29:05.080 Oh my God. 1.00

00:29:06.080 Fuck no. 1.00

00:29:07.080 How do you spell Blackfire? 1.00

00:29:08.080 Now I gotta know.

00:29:09.080 I don't know.

00:29:10.080 This is too inside baseball.

00:29:11.080 I just thought it was interesting.

00:29:13.080 Okay.

00:29:14.080 Jeremy was like really trying.

00:29:16.080 Like we all know it's not going to happen.

00:29:17.080 Just not because he's doing it because he's trying to screw over Justin O'Donnell.

00:29:22.080 Who she is currently.

00:29:23.080 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:29:24.080 I just, I'm like, let me see who this bitch is. 1.00

00:29:26.080 And I look and I'm like, she's blocked. 0.99

00:29:28.080 Yeah.

00:29:29.080 No, she's insufferable. 1.00

00:29:31.080 She would be, I mean, she's not like too bad. 1.00

00:29:34.080 I mean, she's just kind of dumb, but like, there's no way. 0.99

00:29:36.080 I could fix her. 1.00

00:29:37.080 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:29:38.080 And he can't, you can't fix shit. 1.00

00:29:40.080 No. 1.00

00:29:41.080 So no.

00:29:42.080 He can't fix it.

00:29:43.080 You gotta get what you're getting.

00:29:44.080 You don't fix nothing.

00:29:45.080 Well, the thing is, I don't think either can fix each other.

00:29:47.080 And that's what he needs.

00:29:49.080 No, this is poison, dude.

00:29:50.080 Look at this.

00:29:51.080 Yeah, dude. 0.64

00:29:52.080 But so it's, Toad is poison. 0.99

00:29:53.080 This woman destroys you. 1.00

00:29:54.080 Toxicity. 0.99

00:29:55.080 Destroys you.

00:29:56.080 No, no. 0.99

00:29:57.080 But Toad needs somebody that is like poison. 0.95

00:30:00.080 Because Toad is also poison. 1.00

00:30:01.080 I mean, I guess the poison would get his dick wet. 1.00

00:30:05.080 And he would get him in the game at least, you know? 0.99

00:30:07.080 It's like firefighting fire.

00:30:08.080 Yeah.

00:30:09.080 And it's just because I gave the story in the pre-show about Toad leaving his own chat

00:30:14.080 because of a misunderstanding that was his fault.

00:30:16.080 Yeah.

00:30:17.080 And he did it the whole time.

00:30:18.080 He just completely, like, ignored it.

00:30:20.080 I'm poisoned to myself.

00:30:21.080 Yeah. 0.84

00:30:22.080 That wing of the party genuinely believes that Toad's a fascist.

00:30:23.080 I love it.

00:30:24.080 Yeah.

00:30:25.080 I love it too.

00:30:26.080 I embrace it.

00:30:27.080 I mean, that would make it quite the power couple if he pulled that off.

00:30:30.080 She was, like, the anti-him in that realm.

00:30:34.080 At this point, I'm just like, yeah.

00:30:35.080 They legit think he's a fascist. 1.00

00:30:36.080 That fucking, like, Jeremiah faggot. 1.00

00:30:39.080 He's like, this is evil. 1.00

00:30:41.080 All right.

00:30:42.080 We're not going to talk about this.

00:30:43.080 Hey, Top, what's this?

00:30:44.080 I hear about something in you and Lewis.

00:30:46.080 I see everyone in the chat talking about it.

00:30:48.080 What's that about?

00:30:49.080 I don't know.

00:30:50.080 They're lying.

00:30:51.080 I don't know what they're talking about.

00:30:52.080 Oh, they're lying?

00:30:53.080 Okay.

00:30:54.080 All right.

00:30:55.080 I just had an epiphany.

00:30:56.080 I've never been able to envision Toad with a woman, right? 1.00

00:30:59.080 Now, I thought about it, and I was like, I could see him with some hood bitch. 1.00

00:31:03.080 Like, some black chick. 1.00

00:31:04.080 Yeah. 0.78

00:31:05.080 Yeah.

00:31:06.080 How?

00:31:07.080 What?

00:31:08.080 I'm being totally honest. 0.99

00:31:09.080 Like, you look like a dude who would be with a black chick. 0.97

00:31:12.080 Well, yeah, I look like Tom Woods, right? 0.98

00:31:14.080 No.

00:31:15.080 What?

00:31:16.080 What? 1.00

00:31:17.080 No, you look like a dude who would be with a black chick. 1.00

00:31:19.080 Not a fat chick, a black chick, you dumb bitch. 1.00

00:31:22.080 Well, they both have big asses. 1.00

00:31:24.080 I'm very confused. 1.00

00:31:25.080 It's the same thing. 1.00

00:31:26.080 He's such a bad bitch. 1.00

00:31:27.080 Tom Woods has, like, black dude energy. 1.00

00:31:30.080 You know what I mean?

00:31:31.080 Oh, that's...

00:31:32.080 But you don't.

00:31:33.080 Tom has made this declaration many times.

00:31:35.080 But you don't.

00:31:36.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:37.080 Tom Woods is a nigger. 1.00

00:31:38.080 Everybody says that. 1.00

00:31:39.080 Everybody says that.

00:31:40.080 No one got this reference.

00:31:42.080 And I actually kind of got it, but I just was going to let you sit with it. 0.94

00:31:45.080 Because it was ridiculous. 0.71

00:31:46.080 Dude, it's so funny. 0.76

00:31:47.080 It's like he tried to relate it, and it was like, there's no relation.

00:31:49.080 Because we're talking about you. 0.96

00:31:50.080 Like, you're going to be with a black chick. 1.00

00:31:52.080 I don't want to talk about me. 1.00

00:31:53.080 Black dudes don't deal with black chicks. 1.00

00:31:55.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:56.080 Exactly.

00:31:57.080 So no, it's not like Tom Woods. 0.99

00:31:58.080 I'm saying, you look like a dude that would be dating a black chick. 0.99

00:32:01.080 Do you understand what I'm saying? 0.99

00:32:02.080 I really don't.

00:32:03.080 I don't get it.

00:32:04.080 Well, what I'm saying is very clear, and it's true.

00:32:07.080 I understand what you're saying, but I don't understand why. 0.92

00:32:09.080 There's two types of white guys that date black chicks. 1.00

00:32:12.080 You think that?

00:32:13.080 One is like the-

00:32:14.080 Wiggers. 1.00

00:32:15.080 So super, not like a Clint wigger. 1.00

00:32:17.080 It's more like the kind of almost homeless wigger. 1.00

00:32:19.080 Like the guy you see outside of like a 7-Eleven type of wigger. 1.00

00:32:22.080 Yeah, yeah. 0.93

00:32:23.080 You're exactly right.

00:32:24.080 Yes.

00:32:25.080 That's one.

00:32:26.080 The second one is the toe type, which is like the short, fat, bald man that just wants-

00:32:30.080 Yeah.

00:32:31.080 Where's a hoodie?

00:32:32.080 Yeah.

00:32:33.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:34.080 It's like, oh, what's that?

00:32:36.080 Oh, well, maybe that's not the right one.

00:32:38.080 But then he wears a fitted cap to be down with the culture.

00:32:42.080 He goes to the cookouts, but he stays real quiet.

00:32:44.080 This one's not gaming chair.

00:32:46.080 He goes to the cookouts.

00:32:47.080 He doesn't even eat the food.

00:32:48.080 He brings his own food because he's scared.

00:32:50.080 Like he's like, I don't really know.

00:32:51.080 I kind of want to talk about this.

00:32:52.080 Maybe somebody could clarify, but I just, I didn't read.

00:32:55.080 I did not look up anything about it.

00:32:56.080 I assume it's a black person.

00:32:58.080 No, it was a white guy, I'm pretty sure.

00:33:01.080 Sorry.

00:33:02.080 How does this go down?

00:33:03.080 What does this mean? 0.99

00:33:04.080 He said, yo, shoot me. 1.00

00:33:05.080 It's a white guy. 0.99

00:33:06.080 Brad Keith Sigmund, or we're supposed to guess how this went down.

00:33:10.080 So my read on this, because I sent this to somebody else a while ago, whenever it first

00:33:16.080 happened, and I was like with the new-

00:33:18.080 It's happened on March 7th.

00:33:19.080 I'm putting it in the private chat right now.

00:33:21.080 Whoops.

00:33:22.080 Five days ago.

00:33:23.080 Long time.

00:33:24.080 That's a long time in a news cycle.

00:33:25.080 For audio listeners, it's Breaking 911.

00:33:26.080 It says, breaking a South Carolina man is executed by firing squad, the first U.S. prisoner

00:33:31.080 killed by this method in 15 years.

00:33:33.080 Yeah, I just put it in the chat.

00:33:34.080 It's not that long.

00:33:35.080 The article.

00:33:36.080 My thought was, okay, so with the new way, I was like, does the military do the firing

00:33:43.080 squad?

00:33:44.080 What?

00:33:45.080 Would the military do it?

00:33:46.080 Would the military do it, or is it?

00:33:47.080 You think this is legitimately a military function?

00:33:49.080 That like, they wouldn't...

00:33:50.080 Like this is like, oh we're gonna give the military for this?

00:33:51.080 Do you want to actually know how they did it?

00:33:52.080 Someone's gotta do it.

00:33:53.080 Yeah, that's what I was saying.

00:33:54.080 I mean, someone does, but-

00:33:55.080 Is the military the one that carries out the firing squad?

00:33:58.080 That's to me, that's what it would be- it wouldn't be the bunch of cops- like cops?

00:34:00.080 the cops? I think it's the prison. I would think it would be

00:34:01.980 the judicial system of whatever

00:34:03.680 given realm, whether it's federal

00:34:06.020 or state. The judicial system doesn't mean anything.

00:34:08.160 Who are you talking about? It says he was strapped to a chair.

00:34:09.760 It's not like a judge who's going to get up there and shoot him.

00:34:11.480 It says he was strapped to a chair

00:34:14.300 and gave three people.

00:34:15.140 I volunteer to be the front of the firing squad.

00:34:18.840 I will be a hard 0.99

00:34:20.060 pipe-laying nigga. 1.00

00:34:22.260 We should bring the firing squad back. 0.99

00:34:23.900 Can we bring our own guns or do you provide the guns?

00:34:26.480 Do I need to... Can I do like a bat?

00:34:28.120 That seems fun. 0.78

00:34:29.080 This dude murdered his ex-girlfriend's

00:34:32.320 parents, I believe.

00:34:33.880 Can we just have a bunch of different guns? 0.62

00:34:36.440 It's almost like a shooting race. One guy just brings a

00:34:38.260 shotgun, but it's filled with beanbag rounds 0.98

00:34:40.220 so it just fucking hurts it. 0.99

00:34:41.160 Bring your own gun. 0.99

00:34:43.120 I was asking

00:34:45.840 if it's the military, I can imagine

00:34:48.060 that they would try to DEI it because a lot of 1.00

00:34:50.120 the military is fucking faggy and 1.00

00:34:52.120 full of women now. Having women 1.00

00:34:54.120 on the firing squad is funny to me

00:34:56.160 because either one, they won't hit anything

00:34:58.300 so they'll miss the guy. Or two, if they do

00:35:00.440 hit them, they'll have PTSD

00:35:02.160 about it and they make a really big deal. 0.99

00:35:03.960 What a ham-fisted way to get women 1.00

00:35:04.580 into this situation.

00:35:06.020 Well, because I was thinking...

00:35:07.480 Military.

00:35:08.640 Now, they're very DEI.

00:35:10.320 Now, women. 1.00

00:35:11.460 Yes, because I think that's a funny

00:35:12.760 scenario is having women on the 1.00

00:35:14.160 firing squad. 0.95

00:35:15.420 They wouldn't kill the guy.

00:35:16.380 It's just a ham-fisted way to get there

00:35:17.900 from here.

00:35:18.480 Well, I was thinking possibly

00:35:20.300 if it is the military and they're like...

00:35:22.240 Look, just to cut you off on this

00:35:24.260 joke that's going nowhere.

00:35:26.320 The...

00:35:26.720 I thought it was...

00:35:28.340 No, it's not.

00:35:29.820 It's not.

00:35:30.140 I'm going to stop you right there.

00:35:31.520 The military could not be used

00:35:33.960 because that would be a violation of

00:35:35.560 posi comitatis.

00:35:36.140 You'd be using the military on the American people. 1.00

00:35:37.760 You dumb bitch. 1.00

00:35:38.220 That'd be a really bad idea. 1.00

00:35:40.200 I would imagine that... 1.00

00:35:41.760 Posi comitatis, you stupid fuck. 1.00

00:35:44.200 Hit me with that comitatis. 1.00

00:35:45.580 Jose is so high,

00:35:47.340 I don't even know if he can function right now.

00:35:48.820 But I would imagine that...

00:35:50.480 I was going to say National Guard,

00:35:51.540 but it's probably not National Guard.

00:35:52.400 It's probably like, I don't know,

00:35:53.480 Sheriff's Office or something.

00:35:54.680 I don't know.

00:35:55.580 Yeah, I think it's...

00:35:55.800 How many guns were there?

00:35:57.500 15, didn't it say?

00:35:58.340 It's the state.

00:35:58.960 It's the South Carolina...

00:36:00.060 Parks and Rec.

00:36:01.400 South Carolina judicial system or whatever.

00:36:03.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:05.780 Yeah, it's much more dignified to do cocaine.

00:36:10.020 They just bring in Ron Swanson to do it.

00:36:12.060 No, but the way they actually did this

00:36:13.260 is they strapped him to a chair

00:36:15.260 like almost like the electric chair

00:36:16.680 and they had three people

00:36:17.740 fire from like a close distance

00:36:19.980 right into his chest. 0.88

00:36:21.840 Nice.

00:36:22.020 That's how they did it.

00:36:22.820 What I've always heard...

00:36:23.760 And they put a hood over his face.

00:36:24.880 What I've heard is that

00:36:25.680 when they do a firing squad,

00:36:27.000 they have one person have a blank

00:36:28.520 so you don't have to have PTSD

00:36:29.960 because you just...

00:36:30.720 You can assume that you weren't

00:36:31.580 the one that killed him.

00:36:32.320 Oh, yeah.

00:36:32.760 But that's what's really funny to me

00:36:34.040 is that if there was still a woman, 0.82

00:36:35.960 they would give the woman the blank 0.77

00:36:37.040 and she would still get PTSD from it.

00:36:39.280 And then she would try to get... 1.00

00:36:40.940 She would try to get like compensation. 0.87

00:36:43.240 You're going to keep...

00:36:43.940 Is your angle here 1.00

00:36:49.840 that women are stupid 1.00

00:36:50.840 because they would still feel guilt 1.00

00:36:52.640 for being possibly part of the death of a man?

00:36:55.080 If I had to do that,

00:36:55.900 I would have PTSD.

00:36:56.960 No, listen. 1.00

00:36:57.740 You stupid bitches. 1.00

00:36:59.100 The woman would make an execution 1.00

00:37:01.100 about herself.

00:37:03.540 The woman would make the execution 1.00

00:37:04.880 about herself.

00:37:05.640 You know it would be true.

00:37:06.900 Like they would be the executioner

00:37:08.060 and they would be like,

00:37:08.920 here's my story. 1.00

00:37:10.020 You think you could fucking... 1.00

00:37:12.080 You think you could take on that task 1.00

00:37:13.360 and have no...

00:37:14.440 Like you just go home back to your family

00:37:16.140 and nothing even happens?

00:37:17.280 Yeah, 100%.

00:37:18.140 You feel like you need to talk about it

00:37:19.820 and you're like,

00:37:20.100 whoa, whoa, whoa,

00:37:20.600 Cole needs to make this about himself.

00:37:22.780 He took part of killing a man

00:37:24.200 and now he has to make this

00:37:25.660 all about himself.

00:37:26.860 You think you could wake up every day 1.00

00:37:28.240 and just go kill a man 1.00

00:37:29.080 and come back home 1.00

00:37:29.680 and have no problem?

00:37:30.260 I'll be talking to Matt.

00:37:32.320 I'm like,

00:37:32.520 where do you want to get some lunch

00:37:33.240 after this, buddy? 0.99

00:37:34.060 You can just fucking 0.99

00:37:35.200 pull the lever, dude. 1.00

00:37:36.880 Dude, you're a lunatic. 1.00

00:37:40.120 You're like, 1.00

00:37:40.560 only women would have a problem 1.00

00:37:41.720 killing a man. 0.99

00:37:43.500 I'm not saying people

00:37:44.560 don't have a problem.

00:37:45.060 I can't believe

00:37:45.220 there's the angle of the joke there

00:37:46.680 where you're supposed to

00:37:47.320 buy the premise

00:37:48.200 the whole way through.

00:37:49.080 Like no male soldier 0.98

00:37:50.280 has ever had PTSD.

00:37:51.800 Never, never, never.

00:37:52.540 I had to dissect your joke

00:37:54.000 to make it funny

00:37:54.760 because what was funny

00:37:55.660 was that you thought

00:37:56.940 we would assume the premise.

00:38:00.260 Listen, the group chat

00:38:01.420 I sent it to

00:38:01.840 thought it was very funny

00:38:02.840 so I thought

00:38:03.440 I thought it was

00:38:04.040 way ahead here.

00:38:05.360 What group chat is that?

00:38:06.680 Power Game group chat?

00:38:08.220 No.

00:38:08.880 No.

00:38:09.100 Because y'all don't

00:38:09.380 respond to anything

00:38:10.100 I said.

00:38:10.360 No.

00:38:11.440 Well, say something funny

00:38:12.500 in there.

00:38:12.620 Cry me a river

00:38:13.520 about that.

00:38:14.400 Cry me.

00:38:16.680 Yeah.

00:38:17.580 I still respond

00:38:18.380 to the things you post.

00:38:19.600 It's just Top

00:38:20.500 that doesn't respond.

00:38:21.800 Top is just,

00:38:22.400 I mean,

00:38:22.580 the volume he's doing

00:38:23.980 is absolutely,

00:38:25.120 like he,

00:38:25.500 it was so funny

00:38:26.160 because before he said

00:38:27.080 he was, 0.99

00:38:27.800 he just had sex, 0.99

00:38:28.500 he came in 1.00

00:38:29.140 and his voice

00:38:29.920 was completely different.

00:38:31.620 Like he had been crying

00:38:32.760 and we just thought

00:38:33.400 like the volume

00:38:34.680 of podcasts 0.91

00:38:35.320 I just had sex, 0.94

00:38:36.180 right? 0.99

00:38:36.920 Yeah,

00:38:37.120 but then you told me

00:38:37.680 you were like 0.99

00:38:37.960 I just had sex though 0.92

00:38:38.780 and we were like 0.87

00:38:39.160 oh,

00:38:39.380 I was crying.

00:38:40.260 So yeah,

00:38:40.920 obviously this answers

00:38:41.760 itself.

00:38:44.300 You ever cry during sex?

00:38:45.700 Anybody?

00:38:46.760 No.

00:38:47.140 Yeah.

00:38:47.760 No.

00:38:48.120 Only the telepathy tapes,

00:38:52.160 Clint.

00:38:53.740 I did not cry

00:38:54.700 during the telepathy tapes. 1.00

00:38:56.040 You're a liar. 1.00

00:38:56.920 I know you did. 1.00

00:38:57.860 I cried during

00:38:58.480 Cole Bacon.

00:38:59.580 This is also a funny thing

00:39:01.580 though.

00:39:01.800 The transfiring squad

00:39:02.720 is funny

00:39:03.180 because they would just

00:39:03.980 turn the rifles

00:39:04.460 on themselves.

00:39:05.820 Ah,

00:39:06.200 yeah.

00:39:06.960 If I was

00:39:09.680 on death row,

00:39:10.860 I would absolutely

00:39:11.460 order transfiring squads

00:39:12.720 and just pray,

00:39:13.600 just pray that they 1.00

00:39:14.340 kill themselves first. 1.00

00:39:15.040 What would be, 1.00

00:39:17.020 by the way,

00:39:17.280 what would be your

00:39:17.740 death row meal?

00:39:18.640 Last meal.

00:39:19.480 What would you get?

00:39:20.020 Eggs Benedict

00:39:20.520 and baby back ribs. 1.00

00:39:23.480 Pussy. 1.00

00:39:25.200 No, 1.00

00:39:25.660 I like that.

00:39:26.200 That's not bad.

00:39:29.320 Toad's last meal 1.00

00:39:30.180 would be having sex. 1.00

00:39:32.040 I'll take some pussy. 1.00

00:39:33.340 My last meal would be pussy. 1.00

00:39:34.500 I'm not going to skip it 1.00

00:39:35.200 this time.

00:39:38.520 What would my last meal be?

00:39:40.620 Pizza.

00:39:41.420 Some type of pizza.

00:39:42.800 Like New York style pizza?

00:39:44.260 Like you'd be like

00:39:44.860 let me go back 1.00

00:39:45.600 and get some fucking 0.99

00:39:46.500 whatever the best pizza is. 1.00

00:39:48.820 One good slice of pizza.

00:39:50.140 That's your last meal.

00:39:50.280 I'm not trying to die

00:39:50.840 on a full stomach.

00:39:52.740 Mark Vestibule,

00:39:53.500 Toad.

00:39:54.420 You hear the music.

00:39:55.300 Yeah,

00:39:55.680 Mark Vestibule.

00:39:57.920 Every Thursday,

00:39:58.820 my wife and I drive

00:39:59.740 almost two hours

00:40:00.720 to look after our grandkids.

00:40:02.580 Tower Gang is always

00:40:03.400 first on the menu

00:40:04.480 and my wife hates it. 1.00

00:40:06.600 She insists 1.00

00:40:07.280 that it is immature garbage 1.00

00:40:08.680 and it is a waste 1.00

00:40:09.640 of everyone's time.

00:40:10.960 It is. 0.82

00:40:11.180 She thinks I'm retarded 0.95

00:40:12.280 for submitting mailbags 0.99

00:40:13.580 and says Toe

00:40:15.260 and then it just cuts off.

00:40:18.640 Oh man,

00:40:19.400 they were cooking.

00:40:21.040 Toad can't be real.

00:40:22.200 Toad can't be real.

00:40:23.000 Could you all give

00:40:24.320 Toad can't be real.

00:40:25.120 Okay.

00:40:25.220 Mrs. Vestibule

00:40:26.160 a shout out

00:40:27.320 for being

00:40:28.540 such a sweetheart. 0.84

00:40:31.460 Putting up

00:40:32.120 with this.

00:40:33.060 This is some abuse.

00:40:34.320 Okay.

00:40:34.820 We love you,

00:40:35.600 Miss Vestibule. 1.00

00:40:36.520 You're the best.

00:40:37.220 Miss Vestibule, 1.00

00:40:37.580 yeah.

00:40:37.720 You're a sweetheart

00:40:39.040 for putting up with it 1.00

00:40:40.040 and you also suck 1.00

00:40:41.120 for not liking it. 1.00

00:40:41.660 Putting out hearts

00:40:42.380 to you.

00:40:43.240 Well,

00:40:43.440 Mrs. Vestibule, 0.55

00:40:44.040 I want you to understand this.

00:40:45.440 From my heart

00:40:46.140 to yours.

00:40:47.160 Your husband is

00:40:48.040 the biggest fan

00:40:49.320 of a podcast.

00:40:50.120 There's not very many

00:40:51.340 people out there.

00:40:51.980 There's always so many podcasts.

00:40:53.340 Everybody knows who he is.

00:40:54.640 And each podcast

00:40:55.160 has the number one fan.

00:40:56.140 He's a mover and shaker

00:40:57.300 in these realms.

00:40:58.360 He's the number one fan

00:40:59.520 of a podcast

00:41:00.240 that has at least

00:41:01.100 over 100 views

00:41:02.060 per video.

00:41:02.740 He will be part

00:41:03.560 of a lore

00:41:04.400 of something big

00:41:05.500 at some point,

00:41:06.220 you know?

00:41:06.800 He's forever in the lore,

00:41:08.200 yeah.

00:41:08.500 Yeah.

00:41:09.200 He's there.

00:41:09.920 And so,

00:41:10.260 like,

00:41:10.440 you should be proud of that.

00:41:11.340 That's your husband.

00:41:11.660 He's like the, 0.95

00:41:12.260 was the spank me, 0.97

00:41:13.280 kiss on me, 0.99

00:41:13.840 spit on me, 0.96

00:41:14.420 whatever, 0.89

00:41:14.720 like,

00:41:14.900 guy.

00:41:15.200 That's like what he is.

00:41:16.360 Robert Paul Champagne.

00:41:17.180 Yeah.

00:41:17.560 He's our RPC.

00:41:21.280 Who's more likely

00:41:22.080 to be real?

00:41:23.060 Mark Vestibule's wife

00:41:24.320 or Jose's wife?

00:41:26.300 Oh.

00:41:27.120 Oh,

00:41:27.520 that's definitely Vestibule's.

00:41:29.100 Yeah,

00:41:29.360 probably so.

00:41:30.720 Does she,

00:41:31.360 does she have 1.00

00:41:32.240 fucking convulsions 1.00

00:41:33.220 every eight weeks? 1.00

00:41:35.280 I don't think so.

00:41:35.740 When we have a big event.

00:41:36.560 Yeah,

00:41:36.700 does she?

00:41:37.640 Mark Vestibule's like,

00:41:38.460 can't make it.

00:41:39.500 Only when my cover

00:41:40.480 is about to be blown.

00:41:42.800 Jose is actually

00:41:43.740 the fad of all of us.

00:41:45.540 I'm surprised

00:41:46.420 that Jose hasn't

00:41:47.600 pulled out,

00:41:48.080 like,

00:41:48.240 the excuse,

00:41:48.740 like, 1.00

00:41:48.980 the bitch is on the rag again, 1.00

00:41:50.620 can't show up, 0.99

00:41:51.180 sorry guys.

00:41:51.720 I can't believe

00:41:52.320 he hasn't pulled out

00:41:53.040 she's on her period 0.97

00:41:54.080 or some shit like that. 0.99

00:41:55.660 Because, 0.99

00:41:55.940 what, 0.93

00:41:56.220 I'd be retarded? 0.99

00:41:57.380 She's making up excuses 1.00

00:41:59.220 that'd be dog shit. 1.00

00:42:00.620 Well, 1.00

00:42:00.760 because after the third time

00:42:01.820 of she had another 1.00

00:42:02.840 fucking convulsion. 1.00

00:42:04.160 I mean, 0.99

00:42:04.380 a seizure you can use

00:42:05.840 over and over

00:42:06.680 and over and over

00:42:07.560 and over and over

00:42:08.420 and over again.

00:42:08.980 That's true.

00:42:10.060 Not saying I am using it,

00:42:12.020 but you can.

00:42:13.400 That's what I thought

00:42:14.120 can use a seizure,

00:42:15.200 Toad.

00:42:15.680 I mean,

00:42:15.980 it's pretty infinite,

00:42:16.780 yeah.

00:42:17.460 Yeah,

00:42:17.980 all the time.

00:42:20.420 I've only done it twice,

00:42:21.720 though.

00:42:21.980 Wait,

00:42:22.300 Toad,

00:42:22.600 have you ever used

00:42:23.260 a seizure

00:42:23.760 as an excuse

00:42:24.300 to get out of something?

00:42:25.900 He uses,

00:42:26.660 he uses maladies

00:42:27.920 as excuses

00:42:28.480 for interesting stories.

00:42:31.000 Interesting.

00:42:31.400 Very loose.

00:42:33.180 Yeah,

00:42:33.400 I know,

00:42:33.680 they're not even good stories

00:42:34.860 at that.

00:42:35.360 He thinks they are,

00:42:36.320 but.

00:42:37.240 Well,

00:42:37.520 these things happen,

00:42:38.700 I mean,

00:42:38.940 I don't know,

00:42:39.640 I think maybe you guys

00:42:40.860 don't think it's funny

00:42:41.460 because you guys enjoy

00:42:42.260 bad things happening to me.

00:42:44.140 That's,

00:42:44.660 from what I've seen.

00:42:45.320 That's actually basically

00:42:46.160 what my wife is.

00:42:47.200 Let's see,

00:42:47.720 not Ron.

00:42:48.420 You actually kind of nailed it.

00:42:49.720 You have seen my wife.

00:42:50.900 That is basically my wife. 1.00

00:42:52.940 That sounds about right.

00:42:54.300 She's not quite Latina. 1.00

00:42:55.420 She's white as fuck, 1.00

00:42:56.320 but everything else 1.00

00:42:57.320 is pretty damn straight on.

00:42:58.240 Latina in spirit.

00:42:59.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:00.780 She's got fat ass. 1.00

00:43:04.840 What are you trying 1.00

00:43:05.560 to share here?

00:43:07.840 You guys pull it up

00:43:08.780 if you want.

00:43:10.660 Or are we still

00:43:11.100 doing mailbag?

00:43:12.300 I hear the song.

00:43:14.860 Are you refusing

00:43:16.000 to acknowledge mailbag?

00:43:17.160 Is that what this is?

00:43:19.440 Yeah,

00:43:19.740 I mean,

00:43:19.920 I've been doing that

00:43:20.980 for those.

00:43:22.340 This is kind of.

00:43:23.300 Yeah,

00:43:23.600 you know what?

00:43:23.960 This isn't good content.

00:43:25.620 Never mind.

00:43:25.740 Well,

00:43:26.000 I thought it was interesting

00:43:26.840 that you were invited

00:43:27.580 on Pierce Morgan.

00:43:28.320 You told him to kick rocks

00:43:29.340 because you didn't

00:43:29.940 want to defend Andrew Tate.

00:43:31.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:32.020 You're just like that faggot. 1.00

00:43:34.200 It wasn't even that I didn't. 1.00

00:43:35.720 Like,

00:43:35.860 they wanted me to argue

00:43:36.840 his innocence,

00:43:37.600 and I was like,

00:43:37.960 I don't know the dude.

00:43:39.960 How am I supposed to?

00:43:40.900 Oh,

00:43:41.140 for sure.

00:43:41.580 For sure.

00:43:43.120 You should have done it.

00:43:43.880 I've seen his videos.

00:43:45.300 I'm confident.

00:43:45.380 I put my reputation

00:43:46.480 on this thing

00:43:47.260 I've mildly looked into.

00:43:49.260 The angle is

00:43:50.000 that they have no evidence

00:43:50.920 against it

00:43:51.600 and that it's being done

00:43:52.540 by Israel.

00:43:53.780 That's what you should have done.

00:43:54.740 Well,

00:43:55.340 yeah,

00:43:55.600 I could take that angle,

00:43:56.500 but they wanted me

00:43:57.540 to take the,

00:43:58.700 I don't know,

00:43:59.060 affirmative on innocence,

00:44:00.080 and I was like,

00:44:00.720 yo,

00:44:01.240 I can't do that.

00:44:03.840 I've never had a seizure

00:44:05.780 or sex during a seizure.

00:44:07.500 Okay, 0.98

00:44:07.720 guys.

00:44:08.480 All right.

00:44:08.980 Everyone has that.

00:44:09.920 Ha ha ha ha.

00:44:11.580 Yeah.

00:44:12.140 Ha ha.

00:44:12.400 You should have done it,

00:44:13.300 Clint.

00:44:13.540 I don't know why

00:44:14.220 you didn't do it.

00:44:16.840 It would have been fun.

00:44:18.320 It would have been,

00:44:18.740 but you're not,

00:44:19.140 I don't think you're mean enough.

00:44:20.380 You're not,

00:44:20.800 like,

00:44:20.980 you have to develop

00:44:21.880 your meanness.

00:44:23.160 Yeah.

00:44:23.760 No,

00:44:24.000 I agree with that.

00:44:24.900 I don't think he had to be mean,

00:44:26.060 though.

00:44:26.840 I know.

00:44:27.360 I think,

00:44:27.620 I think,

00:44:27.880 I think on Pierce Morgan,

00:44:28.880 you're like,

00:44:29.220 you kind of,

00:44:30.120 it's basically like the Jerry Springer

00:44:33.340 of political shows.

00:44:34.600 I think you made the right choice,

00:44:36.340 honestly,

00:44:36.960 holding off.

00:44:37.920 I don't know.

00:44:38.600 I think this was a,

00:44:39.420 this was like kind of a no win.

00:44:40.740 I mean,

00:44:41.220 the kind of content 0.99

00:44:42.060 that Misfit Faggot puts out, 1.00

00:44:44.320 it's like, 0.99

00:44:44.840 I don't know,

00:44:45.180 what would you get out of this? 1.00

00:44:46.160 Some faggoty little, 1.00

00:44:47.140 you know, 1.00

00:44:47.720 tiff online.

00:44:49.340 You're better off going like,

00:44:50.420 nah,

00:44:50.840 and then now,

00:44:51.400 you know,

00:44:51.700 he keeps you in mind

00:44:52.680 for something else later.

00:44:53.680 Well,

00:44:53.860 let's say,

00:44:54.160 as long as it,

00:44:54.860 like,

00:44:55.100 it can loop back

00:44:56.020 and like,

00:44:56.720 you get another,

00:44:57.500 like,

00:44:58.080 they go like,

00:44:58.660 hey,

00:44:59.780 here's the,

00:45:00.260 come on.

00:45:00.720 He said no with grace.

00:45:04.000 He was,

00:45:04.280 he was a sweetheart.

00:45:05.060 Yeah,

00:45:05.200 I did.

00:45:05.580 I,

00:45:06.040 I said,

00:45:06.780 thank you very much.

00:45:07.460 I'm honored,

00:45:07.920 but I prefer a different topic.

00:45:09.940 All right,

00:45:10.140 so here's the interaction.

00:45:12.060 I say I was honored

00:45:12.920 to get the person invite,

00:45:14.020 blah,

00:45:14.100 blah,

00:45:14.160 blah.

00:45:14.380 I didn't want to do it. 1.00

00:45:15.340 And then this fucking queer, 1.00

00:45:16.980 who I didn't even mention, 1.00

00:45:17.800 by the way,

00:45:18.500 chimes in,

00:45:18.820 it was a smart move,

00:45:19.480 not showing up.

00:45:20.080 I would have embarrassed you.

00:45:21.460 I said,

00:45:22.040 glad you recovered

00:45:22.680 from that gravel pit scrum

00:45:23.920 with Bryce

00:45:24.380 and you'll be easy to bait fodder

00:45:25.500 for the next year or two.

00:45:26.420 Go grab your eyeliner

00:45:27.120 and a shine box.

00:45:28.320 He says,

00:45:28.840 you just openly admitted

00:45:29.620 to being afraid to debate me.

00:45:30.980 You already took the L,

00:45:31.860 bruh.

00:45:32.180 And I was like,

00:45:32.740 that's not what happened.

00:45:34.120 And I said,

00:45:34.740 your reading comprehension

00:45:35.440 is as bad as your debate skills.

00:45:36.560 The only place you'd scare someone

00:45:37.400 is in a buffet liner

00:45:38.120 at a bathhouse.

00:45:39.280 And then we went back and forth

00:45:40.320 a little bit more.

00:45:41.500 Read the OP, 1.00

00:45:42.220 dumb dumb. 1.00

00:45:42.600 I'm happy to bait you 1.00

00:45:43.180 on the topic that matters.

00:45:44.280 I'll leave the tabloid stuff to you.

00:45:45.300 You're legitimately

00:45:45.680 the worst political commentator 0.97

00:45:46.600 on the planet.

00:45:47.160 I don't think you have

00:45:47.740 any sincerely held principles at all,

00:45:49.380 but I'm happy

00:45:49.720 to embarrass you again.

00:45:50.700 So anyways,

00:45:51.620 this is the guy.

00:45:53.800 And I think,

00:45:55.140 I think if it was top.

00:45:57.260 Yeah.

00:45:58.840 No, okay.

00:45:59.740 All right, fine.

00:46:01.520 I mean,

00:46:02.080 I know,

00:46:02.380 I know you're going to try

00:46:03.020 and argue to irritate me

00:46:04.380 and that's fine.

00:46:05.020 I think,

00:46:05.540 I think if it was you top,

00:46:06.720 I would say absolutely.

00:46:07.680 Cause your reputation 1.00

00:46:08.860 is like already dog shit. 1.00

00:46:10.720 So just go for it. 1.00

00:46:11.640 Defend Andrew Tate.

00:46:12.660 Just be like,

00:46:13.500 like I am,

00:46:14.220 I'm a hundred percent.

00:46:15.180 Like I would bet my,

00:46:16.200 I would put my first born

00:46:17.420 on the line

00:46:18.300 that Andrew Tate

00:46:19.180 did not traffic women.

00:46:20.320 Like he never did anything bad.

00:46:22.200 It would be great.

00:46:22.960 It would have been amazing.

00:46:23.820 Andrew Tate trafficked my,

00:46:24.800 my daughter

00:46:25.840 if he was an actual human trafficker.

00:46:27.660 I let Andrew traffic me,

00:46:30.220 man.

00:46:30.840 I'm just saying like this guy,

00:46:32.100 he totally did out,

00:46:33.240 like I would alpha you.

00:46:34.460 It was,

00:46:34.820 it's kind of crazy.

00:46:35.780 And then he showed up

00:46:36.780 and then he was like,

00:46:38.140 he's like,

00:46:39.500 that's right. 1.00

00:46:39.960 Fucking big dog. 1.00

00:46:40.920 Say the fuck out 1.00

00:46:41.580 in my territory. 0.99

00:46:44.780 Which,

00:46:45.220 which by the way,

00:46:45.980 then Josie interjects 1.00

00:46:46.920 and she says,

00:46:47.500 all right, 0.99

00:46:47.740 let's fucking have you guys debate. 0.99

00:46:48.940 And I go, 1.00

00:46:49.460 okay.

00:46:49.760 And then homeboy goes radio silent

00:46:51.560 for the next 48 hours. 1.00

00:46:52.740 That's pretty Chad shit 0.99

00:46:54.120 right there in the audience. 0.99

00:46:54.880 Pretty alpha.

00:46:56.040 That's pretty alpha. 1.00

00:46:57.400 Fucking, 1.00

00:46:58.360 Burt kicks down the fucking doors. 1.00

00:47:00.920 You fucking faggot. 1.00

00:47:02.020 You won't debate me. 1.00

00:47:03.320 And he fucking offers debate, 1.00

00:47:04.780 crickets. 1.00

00:47:05.440 Fucking Chad is fucked, dude. 1.00

00:47:06.920 Well, 1.00

00:47:07.100 I think the whole like debate me

00:47:08.940 from the beginning

00:47:09.780 is never alpha.

00:47:11.180 I don't think when you go like,

00:47:12.520 you didn't debate me.

00:47:13.860 I think like when you go like,

00:47:15.060 you didn't debate me, 1.00

00:47:15.880 that's immediate like fucking. 1.00

00:47:17.600 That's right. 1.00

00:47:18.020 I didn't faggot. 1.00

00:47:18.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:47:19.240 It's like,

00:47:19.560 yeah.

00:47:20.360 Well,

00:47:20.580 I mean,

00:47:20.740 words are useless. 0.82

00:47:21.340 I'll fight you. 0.96

00:47:22.300 The problem is that he comes in going,

00:47:24.460 oh,

00:47:24.540 you're afraid to debate me.

00:47:25.540 I go,

00:47:25.940 okay,

00:47:26.240 let's debate.

00:47:26.860 And then he goes,

00:47:27.560 nevermind.

00:47:29.460 All right,

00:47:30.680 dude.

00:47:31.240 I don't know what else to say.

00:47:32.440 I just sent him an invite link

00:47:33.680 to the show right now.

00:47:35.020 So that'd be great.

00:47:37.720 That sounds like the worst.

00:47:39.280 Honestly,

00:47:39.940 you have him in instead of Milo,

00:47:42.380 even though Milo has said multiple times,

00:47:44.160 he would come on our show.

00:47:45.660 The best part is that the misfit Patriot dude, 0.89

00:47:49.080 his mother died the night. 0.62

00:47:50.960 The night before he was on Piers Morgan.

00:47:54.980 Are you serious? 1.00

00:47:56.640 I shit you're not. 1.00

00:47:57.540 You're pretty awful, 1.00

00:47:58.220 Clint. 0.99

00:47:58.940 No,

00:47:59.240 no,

00:47:59.320 no,

00:47:59.440 that's,

00:47:59.820 that's not the point I'm making.

00:48:01.160 I'm not saying,

00:48:01.540 I'm not saying it's great that his mom died.

00:48:03.120 What is wrong with you,

00:48:03.800 dude?

00:48:04.160 You're high,

00:48:04.640 stop it.

00:48:05.260 I'm saying it's great.

00:48:06.100 Why would you say that about him?

00:48:07.340 I know we don't like him,

00:48:08.400 but like,

00:48:08.720 that's his mom.

00:48:09.740 I'm always like,

00:48:10.180 let me take a shovel,

00:48:11.240 pour the last little dirt on my mom's grave.

00:48:13.020 And then let me,

00:48:13.520 let me hop on this internet debate scene.

00:48:15.480 And it's like, 0.99

00:48:16.280 it's fucking insane. 0.99

00:48:17.980 Insane behavior. 1.00

00:48:19.700 I like,

00:48:20.260 I like the behavior.

00:48:21.140 I personally do enjoy what he's,

00:48:23.740 what he's done with himself.

00:48:25.160 Here we go.

00:48:25.280 Top is taking perennial heels down. 0.93

00:48:27.360 Top on the show, 1.00

00:48:28.220 faggot. 1.00

00:48:30.880 Dude, 1.00

00:48:31.300 he'll fucking do it too. 0.99

00:48:33.400 Everyone tag him. 0.99

00:48:34.800 Everyone tag him.

00:48:35.900 It's all right.

00:48:36.540 God,

00:48:36.920 I don't want to be.

00:48:37.560 Why are we,

00:48:38.140 why would you do this? 1.00

00:48:39.440 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00

00:48:41.500 I don't want nothing to do with him. 0.99

00:48:42.700 He's going to try to come in here and seriously talk.

00:48:45.060 Can we only ask him questions about his mother?

00:48:48.060 Oh yeah.

00:48:49.120 That's what we should do.

00:48:49.880 Can we ask him to explain words he says?

00:48:52.440 Like,

00:48:52.660 like he said,

00:48:53.380 just ask him to be like,

00:48:54.280 what's that word mean?

00:48:55.220 No,

00:48:55.380 no,

00:48:55.680 no,

00:48:55.820 I think,

00:48:56.140 I think the mother route would just be like, 0.97

00:48:57.500 do you think she would have loved your Pierce Morgan?

00:49:00.220 Like,

00:49:00.600 I don't think we should go for the mom thing off the, 0.94

00:49:02.440 but it's pretty fucking under the, 0.97

00:49:03.980 below the belt. 0.98

00:49:04.640 No,

00:49:04.800 that's right.

00:49:05.320 Everybody,

00:49:05.800 everybody in the chat,

00:49:06.700 go to Twitter and tag this guy right now and let him know to check his DMS.

00:49:10.840 Because yeah,

00:49:11.360 it would be fun to put him on the show just for like five minutes or something.

00:49:14.440 I want to talk with him.

00:49:15.420 I want to see how he's,

00:49:16.320 how he operates.

00:49:17.460 See where his brain's at.

00:49:18.980 I want to,

00:49:19.260 I want to ask him why he did that to my boy.

00:49:21.780 Why he just completely gorilla alpha, 0.96

00:49:24.080 alpha mailed my boy like that.

00:49:26.600 Yeah.

00:49:26.960 Why would he alpha me like that?

00:49:29.400 Is that your mom's dying wish that you become alpha male,

00:49:32.120 Clint Russell?

00:49:32.900 Is that your mom's dying wish?

00:49:35.460 Was she on the deathbed?

00:49:36.500 And she was like,

00:49:37.000 there's this guy online that I want you to take care of,

00:49:38.920 boy.

00:49:40.040 She left him,

00:49:40.780 she left him all his,

00:49:41.840 all her eyeliner.

00:49:46.160 Oh,

00:49:46.560 that's not nice guys.

00:49:47.580 All right. 0.99

00:49:47.880 Fucking mailbag. 1.00

00:49:48.700 What's our next question? 1.00

00:49:49.580 Toad.

00:49:50.500 To bring it to moms. 1.00

00:49:51.780 What the fuck? 1.00

00:49:52.260 Greg Bunga. 1.00

00:49:53.280 If toad and Clint switched bodies,

00:49:55.340 I think we've done this before,

00:49:56.480 right?

00:49:57.480 Could Clint turn toad into a success before toad manages to crash and burn

00:50:01.320 everything that Clint has?

00:50:02.780 That's even,

00:50:03.360 I think this,

00:50:04.180 we kind of had this one,

00:50:05.240 but it was like going to,

00:50:06.000 it was fighting oriented.

00:50:07.720 No,

00:50:08.160 this is more like,

00:50:08.940 Oh,

00:50:09.160 I think maybe it was either fighting or like,

00:50:10.820 what would you do with their day?

00:50:11.720 But this is great.

00:50:12.380 This is like,

00:50:12.940 my mind is in Clint's body.

00:50:16.080 And now everything that I do has an impact on Clint.

00:50:19.640 Like could Clint using your vehicle of a body go through life and be

00:50:23.800 successful?

00:50:24.460 I don't think I would fuck it up.

00:50:25.160 I think so.

00:50:25.800 Yeah.

00:50:26.540 I could,

00:50:27.280 I could get pitches in your body.

00:50:31.220 That's right.

00:50:32.380 Is that,

00:50:32.980 is that what turning toad into a success would is,

00:50:35.760 is that the metric?

00:50:36.800 I mean,

00:50:37.300 he's already relatively successful financially.

00:50:39.820 So yeah,

00:50:41.080 I mean, 0.98

00:50:42.340 he's a degenerate gambler, 0.96

00:50:43.340 which makes him, 0.95

00:50:43.920 you know,

00:50:44.340 he literally just needs to learn to put his, 1.00

00:50:45.780 dick and things. 1.00

00:50:46.600 It's about it.

00:50:47.580 Oh,

00:50:47.740 he's way fatter than I thought.

00:50:49.060 That's funny.

00:50:50.660 Right now.

00:50:51.620 Like we should,

00:50:52.360 uh,

00:50:53.100 how do we get,

00:50:53.740 Oh,

00:50:53.840 let's just read them.

00:50:54.760 How do I do that?

00:50:57.000 We can't,

00:50:57.660 we can't read into their stream.

00:50:59.140 They have to let us.

00:51:00.320 No,

00:51:00.480 no,

00:51:00.600 no,

00:51:00.700 no.

00:51:00.860 On the live chat.

00:51:02.220 Yeah,

00:51:02.420 we could totally do that.

00:51:03.320 We're going to do that.

00:51:04.980 All right.

00:51:05.480 Hold on.

00:51:05.920 I bet you,

00:51:06.400 I bet you, 0.99

00:51:07.020 I could get laid in two weeks in your body toad. 1.00

00:51:12.060 It was less than that way easier. 0.91

00:51:14.200 It was kind of funny because,

00:51:16.680 uh,

00:51:17.000 we were telling toad to,

00:51:18.520 again,

00:51:19.300 we were like,

00:51:19.820 Hey toad,

00:51:20.260 you should probably go hit the gym and work out some.

00:51:22.180 And he goes,

00:51:22.680 I have no time.

00:51:23.980 And we were like,

00:51:25.460 listen,

00:51:26.140 and I,

00:51:26.460 I was like immediately,

00:51:27.100 he's just gonna bring up his commute.

00:51:28.280 That's his first thing. 1.00

00:51:29.400 Even though I fucking hate that shit. 1.00

00:51:31.240 I know it's four hours. 1.00

00:51:33.000 That means you have 20 hours left in the day.

00:51:34.800 You work eight hours a day.

00:51:35.920 So that means you have 12 hours after I lied to the people.

00:51:38.920 Yeah.

00:51:39.580 You sleep technically.

00:51:41.100 I don't even know.

00:51:41.760 Sometimes hardly at all.

00:51:42.880 Yeah.

00:51:43.080 You sleep hardly at all.

00:51:43.920 Maybe at most.

00:51:44.660 Yeah.

00:51:45.120 Okay.

00:51:45.600 So what is that?

00:51:46.440 Nine hours left.

00:51:47.420 You have nine hours of your life now that you're just like,

00:51:50.660 can't fit anything else.

00:51:52.980 Like I can't fit in 45 minutes or even 30 minutes.

00:51:56.760 You got to gamble.

00:51:59.480 I think gambling takes up.

00:52:00.540 So you eat and gamble for nine hours a day?

00:52:03.580 Yeah.

00:52:05.700 Think of how much he puts in a gambling.

00:52:07.840 He's a guy who buys a machine that turns food into gambling.

00:52:12.040 People in the chat,

00:52:13.320 we have raided their stream.

00:52:14.720 So I want you to go over there and. 0.98

00:52:16.820 Nigger tower. 1.00

00:52:17.500 Drop a nigger in the chat, 1.00

00:52:18.540 dude. 0.99

00:52:19.200 Say what you got to say.

00:52:20.220 Get him to come over.

00:52:21.460 This will be a little bit fun.

00:52:23.480 This is like. 1.00

00:52:23.980 Do a nigger kike faggot tower. 1.00

00:52:25.920 See if you can do it. 1.00

00:52:27.280 I have lifted every day this week,

00:52:28.760 by the way,

00:52:29.180 though.

00:52:29.540 So I'm doing it.

00:52:30.580 Good for you,

00:52:31.140 dude.

00:52:31.440 I'm glad to hear that.

00:52:32.280 Dude,

00:52:32.660 good job.

00:52:33.420 I'm not good at it,

00:52:34.400 but I'm doing it.

00:52:35.180 That's not the point.

00:52:36.440 Of course you're not good at it.

00:52:37.440 The only person you're competing with is you.

00:52:39.120 That's the only person you're competing against.

00:52:40.660 And David too,

00:52:41.460 because you're in the bodybuilding competition.

00:52:43.300 Yeah.

00:52:43.620 If you're going to work out now,

00:52:44.940 you're automatically entered.

00:52:46.240 Yeah.

00:52:46.480 Once you.

00:52:46.880 For the record,

00:52:47.500 David's body is fine. 0.99

00:52:48.500 I didn't want to make him feel as if I'm talking shit. 0.99

00:52:50.360 It's just that Skull is fucking jig act for a 5'4". 0.99

00:52:54.060 And I still got another about 10 pounds to go, 0.99

00:52:56.160 buddy. 0.99

00:52:56.840 I'm about to fucking get shredded. 0.99

00:53:00.020 All right. 0.99

00:53:00.720 I don't know.

00:53:01.440 I think maybe Raven could put on some,

00:53:03.000 put on some size,

00:53:03.980 but I don't know.

00:53:04.640 I think he could.

00:53:05.580 No,

00:53:05.820 but he's not,

00:53:06.280 he's not trying to put on size.

00:53:07.280 He's trying to get shredded.

00:53:08.260 So he's not going to put on any muscle mass.

00:53:10.640 He's going to be leaning down and I'm going to be leaning down.

00:53:13.440 Well,

00:53:13.640 then it's just a matter of opinion at that point.

00:53:15.140 Then it comes down to you like,

00:53:16.220 like a ripped boy or do you like,

00:53:17.680 like the,

00:53:18.000 like kind of the beach physique,

00:53:19.500 like tell you,

00:53:20.180 or do you like,

00:53:20.620 like the thick boys?

00:53:22.060 Yeah.

00:53:23.540 They're trying to crash it.

00:53:25.260 Oh,

00:53:25.540 what's up?

00:53:26.800 Oh,

00:53:27.200 Hey, 0.99

00:53:27.540 we're fucking in a, 0.99

00:53:28.760 like most likely tater tots. 0.99

00:53:31.860 Oh,

00:53:32.240 we got tater tots.

00:53:33.620 I would say. 1.00

00:53:34.120 Fuck your mouth. 1.00

00:53:35.180 Oh, 1.00

00:53:35.360 these are tater tots.

00:53:36.880 Like we're fans of tate.

00:53:38.360 Hey,

00:53:38.540 you guys.

00:53:39.300 We like potatoes.

00:53:41.400 They call them tater tots.

00:53:42.520 We don't even like,

00:53:43.340 I don't even care about it.

00:53:44.320 I've never heard that term.

00:53:45.140 I want everybody,

00:53:46.020 I want everybody watching on our rumble.

00:53:48.520 Everyone on our rumble channel go over there right now.

00:53:50.720 They have like,

00:53:51.180 they have like 30 people live,

00:53:52.620 live viewers.

00:53:54.020 And now they have 107.

00:53:56.760 Wait,

00:53:57.160 they had 30 before?

00:53:58.400 Are you kidding?

00:53:59.140 They would think if this tower gang was so well known,

00:54:02.340 how many people are watching?

00:54:03.220 I would know who they are.

00:54:04.140 110 over there now was 30 before.

00:54:06.700 You know what's funny?

00:54:08.820 They had 30 viewers?

00:54:10.160 Last week they were doing this. 0.99

00:54:11.940 That sucks. 0.97

00:54:13.040 Last week we were doing this. 0.98

00:54:14.220 I was like,

00:54:15.740 oh,

00:54:16.840 so aren't you guys kind of proving my point that you guys are all in some like discord server together?

00:54:22.280 You're all just like sitting around chatting with each other.

00:54:25.500 And then you go,

00:54:26.040 okay,

00:54:26.720 we're going to go over to this guy's page and we're going to spam him.

00:54:29.340 This is all coordinated from the top.

00:54:32.080 We literally get our orders straight from Putin. 0.97

00:54:34.860 Russell raped me when I was six and sold me the truth. 0.98

00:54:37.600 And then you're like, 0.99

00:54:38.260 and then you're going to spam him. 1.00

00:54:40.980 Shut the fuck up, 1.00

00:54:42.440 homos. 1.00

00:54:43.180 Mega chumbus. 0.99

00:54:45.140 Guys, 1.00

00:54:45.640 go for a nigger faggot tower. 1.00

00:54:47.120 Do it. 1.00

00:54:47.560 Do it.

00:54:47.900 You're literally doing it right now.

00:54:49.800 Do it.

00:54:50.340 I think they can do it.

00:54:51.240 They can pull it.

00:54:51.660 Like Ian Carroll's engagement.

00:54:53.840 This is great.

00:54:54.540 It's like you have some of your weird.

00:54:56.500 We can disrupt everybody's show.

00:54:59.020 These guys represent both sides of malnutrition.

00:55:05.860 That's such a good comment.

00:55:09.020 Is this Garth Brooks? 1.00

00:55:15.260 Clint Russell fucks your mouth. 1.00

00:55:17.240 Clint Russell fucks your ass. 1.00

00:55:19.080 To play Clint right now. 1.00

00:55:23.000 He was saying that our audience is bots just like Ian Carroll's following.

00:55:28.860 I love it.

00:55:29.700 I like that they think bots are telling them to go like, 1.00

00:55:33.480 fuck you faggot. 1.00

00:55:37.240 Debate Clint fat ass with eyeliner. 1.00

00:55:39.560 He's like, 1.00

00:55:39.900 come over, 0.99

00:55:40.500 the fat guy. 0.59

00:55:42.160 Clint Russell is still waiting.

00:55:45.420 Oh my God,

00:55:46.320 dude.

00:55:46.380 Well,

00:55:46.580 I guess it would be pretty cool to have him come over and be like,

00:55:49.100 listen,

00:55:49.320 come over, 1.00

00:55:49.760 fuck him. 1.00

00:55:50.180 And then he comes over and we're like, 1.00

00:55:51.380 laney at it.

00:55:52.020 And just make him watch a laney at it. 0.98

00:55:54.300 Let's do that.

00:55:54.940 Let's do that.

00:55:55.800 My favorite though,

00:55:56.940 my favorite is,

00:55:57.840 Clint Russell's coming over. 1.00

00:55:58.860 Oh fuck you. 1.00

00:56:01.220 I want them to progressively increase the violence that you're going to give to him. 1.00

00:56:06.120 The guy on the right was a player. 0.99

00:56:07.580 Clint Russell will shoot you in a fire. 0.91

00:56:09.600 My favorite, 0.89

00:56:10.660 my favorite part about the raid is the rug pull at the end when they go from the 150 or whatever it's going to be viewers down back to like the 25.

00:56:17.700 Yeah.

00:56:18.020 That's my favorite to see.

00:56:19.500 I want everybody,

00:56:20.420 everybody bail now.

00:56:21.300 Everybody come back.

00:56:22.620 Yeah.

00:56:22.740 Okay. 1.00

00:56:22.960 He also fucks your ass with his ass finger. 1.00

00:56:24.960 Immediately just get out. 1.00

00:56:26.100 You're king's bitch got new teeth. 1.00

00:56:28.380 Everybody on my count. 1.00

00:56:30.620 That is a good one.

00:56:32.000 I want everybody to just draw in the next.

00:56:37.020 Dude, 1.00

00:56:37.280 look at the fucking numbers. 1.00

00:56:38.920 He started with 30. 1.00

00:56:40.280 We've run over almost two.

00:56:41.460 We over five X.

00:56:47.560 We five X there.

00:56:49.260 You know what?

00:56:49.720 It's not good enough.

00:56:50.780 Oh my God. 0.98

00:56:51.060 I fucking bought a tag. 0.99

00:56:52.900 It's not, 0.98

00:56:53.460 it's not good enough yet.

00:56:54.720 I want,

00:56:55.100 I want everybody.

00:56:55.960 Cause we have like a 165 people still here in the rumble chat watching.

00:57:00.800 I want everybody.

00:57:01.920 Technically they could have two windows open.

00:57:04.980 I just want you to let you know about that.

00:57:05.960 That's true.

00:57:06.360 That's probably what they're doing.

00:57:07.320 They probably have theirs on silent and then ours on to know what to do.

00:57:11.820 I'm saying,

00:57:12.600 I think the rug pull is the perfect thing.

00:57:14.840 You rug pull them down and they go back to like having nobody there watching.

00:57:18.660 What's he saying?

00:57:19.240 Where are my Jewish lawyers at?

00:57:20.800 Jewish.

00:57:21.640 I was half joking,

00:57:23.140 but I got messages from.

00:57:24.760 Don't need to call you the N word.

00:57:26.200 Can you imagine having your mom die and then you go on Piers Morgan and then you live stream with this dude from Tiger King? 0.99

00:57:31.920 Is that the dude that fucked the Tiger King? 0.99

00:57:36.200 Yeah. 0.98

00:57:37.100 Wait,

00:57:37.680 that's who this is?

00:57:38.680 No way.

00:57:39.020 That's his co-host.

00:57:39.640 That's what he,

00:57:40.440 yeah,

00:57:40.640 that's what he did after that.

00:57:44.280 Oh my God.

00:57:45.860 Get your mind below promo code locked down. 1.00

00:57:52.840 Agitate is a muscle fag and you are just a fag. 1.00

00:57:58.960 Stop asking. 1.00

00:58:00.100 I love,

00:58:07.680 I love their one fan.

00:58:09.180 It's like, 0.94

00:58:09.440 I would feel such bad if this would be your gang of trolls. 0.94

00:58:12.740 He said, 0.99

00:58:13.200 your gang of trolls. 0.97

00:58:15.340 How did you find yourself in a gang of trolls? 0.93

00:58:17.880 How many bad life choices have you made?

00:58:19.580 Do you remember when Tate was like on the plane?

00:58:23.000 Are you talking about Andrew Tate? 1.00

00:58:24.060 These guys suck. 1.00

00:58:24.820 I don't give a fuck about him. 1.00

00:58:28.320 That's why I didn't want to debate him on it. 0.99

00:58:30.080 I was like,

00:58:30.380 what am I going to do? 0.99

00:58:31.080 This guy is literally famous for sucking Joe Exotic's gods. 0.97

00:58:34.860 Yeah, 0.99

00:58:36.720 the tauts.

00:58:42.860 Hell yeah.

00:58:44.360 Tater tots.

00:58:45.040 So top,

00:58:45.840 you're saying it seriously started out with like a 30 viewers before when we popped in there at first?

00:58:50.620 Yeah.

00:58:50.820 Yeah.

00:58:50.980 They're already down to 130.

00:58:52.840 We've told them to leave.

00:58:54.520 Everybody come back now.

00:58:55.820 Was it down to 30 or 130?

00:58:58.760 I thought you were saying it started at 30.

00:59:00.380 It started at 30.

00:59:01.080 They were around like 35 to 45 people.

00:59:04.880 Oof.

00:59:05.900 We were either like 3x to 5x their audience for like about five minutes.

00:59:12.260 On a light little goof.

00:59:14.360 I want to watch this number go down, guys.

00:59:16.620 So everybody come back now. 0.99

00:59:18.220 Everybody get the fuck out of there. 0.99

00:59:19.540 Yeah, 1.00

00:59:19.780 get out of there.

00:59:20.460 Go on.

00:59:20.940 Let's get out. 1.00

00:59:21.320 Fuck, 1.00

00:59:21.580 fuck, 1.00

00:59:21.700 fuck, 1.00

00:59:21.940 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.240 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.280 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.500 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.540 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.580 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.820 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.840 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.860 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.880 fuck, 1.00

00:59:22.940 fuck, 1.00

00:59:23.000 fuck, 1.00

00:59:23.060 fuck, 1.00

00:59:23.120 fuck, 1.00

00:59:23.620 fuck, 1.00

00:59:23.660 fuck, 1.00

00:59:23.680 fuck, 1.00

00:59:24.680 fuck, 1.00

00:59:25.660 fuck, 1.00

00:59:26.260 fuck, 1.00

00:59:26.300 fuck, 1.00

00:59:26.620 fuck, 1.00

00:59:26.780 fuck, 1.00

00:59:26.980 fuck, 1.00

00:59:27.460 fuck, 1.00

00:59:30.440 fuck, 1.00

00:59:31.480 fuck, 1.00

00:59:32.180 fuck, 1.00

00:59:32.500 fuck, 1.00

00:59:32.700 fuck, 1.00

00:59:32.740 fuck, 1.00

00:59:33.200 fuck, 1.00

00:59:33.660 fuck, 1.00

00:59:34.440 fuck, 1.00

00:59:35.480 fuck, 1.00

00:59:36.560 fuck. 1.00

00:59:38.380 All right, 1.00

00:59:42.660 this isn't fun anymore.

00:59:44.100 Are we doing mailbag or what are we gonna do?

00:59:45.820 That was a lot of fun for me.

00:59:47.700 We got a lady in it too. 1.00

00:59:49.100 We're about to hit an hour so that's around the time.

00:59:51.500 I just want to say I'm very proud of you guys.

00:59:53.140 That was great.

00:59:54.320 That was amazing, yeah. 0.99

00:59:56.720 That's what he gets for fucking doing that for you. 0.99

00:59:59.180 We weren't funny tonight. 1.00

01:00:00.040 That's what he gets for fucking outfitting me and mogging me in front of the whole world. 0.99

01:00:03.380 We just outfitting him right the fuck back. 1.00

01:00:06.200 That's what he gets for killing his mom. 0.99

01:00:07.760 You think you're cool? 0.99

01:00:08.880 Well, your mom's dead and look how big our audience is.

01:00:13.700 Your mom would be watching our show.

01:00:15.900 That's right.

01:00:16.960 All right, so yeah, let's do that.

01:00:18.120 We're at an hour.

01:00:18.880 We'll watch a Lainey edit and then we're going to go to the private room to finish the show.

01:00:23.760 Is that good?

01:00:25.460 We're doing a thing now where I'm able to delete all the curse words, so we're back on YouTube.

01:00:31.380 Toad, did you put that stuff on YouTube?

01:00:33.700 I put one of the two episodes.

01:00:36.340 I got to put the most recent one up.

01:00:38.660 All right, so the most recent ones will be up and live on YouTube.

01:00:41.480 Yeah, I'll do it tonight.

01:00:42.160 Right up until the Lainey edit, in which case we will then cut that because it's really no way to edit a Lainey edit.

01:00:49.600 Too much murder, too much copyright infringement.

01:00:51.680 But I don't know what YouTube doesn't like more, the murder or the copyright infringement. 0.99

01:00:55.440 But let's fucking do it. 0.98

01:00:57.820 Let's do it with copyright infringement. 0.99

01:00:59.640 Yeah, actually.

01:01:00.440 Isn't the owner of YouTube a Jew? 1.00

01:01:02.300 Isn't the CEO a Jew? 1.00

01:01:03.260 So I'm pretty sure copyright infringement is way worse than murder. 0.83

01:01:05.660 Murder is fine depending on who the murdery is.

01:01:08.280 So good.

01:01:22.540 I love it.

01:01:23.300 That was mean.

01:01:25.380 My favorite part that happens in a podcast, especially for an audio listener, is everybody

01:01:29.600 goes to like text their phone. 0.99

01:01:30.560 They're like, did I fucking pause this shit or something? 0.99

01:01:32.920 They just see. 0.99

01:01:33.580 Sup guys, it's Toad.

01:01:37.960 Alainey Hobbamok production.

01:01:40.920 Let's check it out.

01:01:43.280 Let's check it out.

01:01:44.060 Dude, that's awesome.

01:02:06.340 Beautiful.

01:02:08.500 How much is the she's going to look like her mom? 1.00

01:02:36.460 Is that like, do you think it's a lot?

01:02:38.920 Dude, it's a lot.

01:02:39.640 It's true.

01:02:40.300 It's a lot.

01:02:40.560 A lot.

01:02:41.100 There's a lot to that.

01:02:43.240 I worry about that too. 1.00

01:02:45.800 My mother-in-law is fat and ugly. 1.00

01:02:48.420 Does your mother-in-law give shitty blowjobs? 1.00

01:02:50.640 Remember that episode where we just like looked at a bunch of horse pussy? 1.00

01:03:10.360 That picture that I pulled up of that horse clitoris kind of reminded me of Andrew Tate. 1.00

01:03:26.120 Do you think his head's as sensitive as a clitoris? 0.99

01:03:29.040 Why was he even stuck in Romania? 0.99

01:03:30.740 Why did they even take my cars?

01:03:32.360 Let's be professionals and ask pertinent questions here.

01:03:34.360 Guys need to stop blaming the Jews for everything, which I thought was kind of like...

01:03:48.220 They need to stop doing everything. 0.97

01:03:49.580 Black people and kangaroos have a lot in common. 1.00

01:04:10.300 Like if you think about it, they fucking can jump like crazy high. 1.00

01:04:13.440 They like to fight, don't they? 1.00

01:04:15.060 Basically vermin. 1.00

01:04:16.340 They're like big rats. 0.99

01:04:18.060 For a while you weren't being very racist, but you got there. 0.99

01:04:31.560 I'm going to be honest. 0.98

01:04:32.620 If big black women had pouches, like kangaroo pouches, I would probably live in one. 1.00

01:04:37.540 Not be surprised. 0.98

01:04:38.680 I would not be surprised.

01:04:39.580 And the queen of life makes me shine in the room.

01:04:45.880 I don't know why you would like him given that he's Indian. 1.00

01:05:14.900 Because your thesis is that all Indians are...

01:05:16.900 I'm not a racist.

01:05:17.940 No, you definitely are.

01:05:23.320 Take this for instance.

01:05:26.240 It can cut drywall. 1.00

01:05:28.160 And fuck. 1.00

01:05:29.280 We crossed the line. 1.00

01:05:30.300 No, like we don't know where the line is, but we're always over it.

01:05:34.840 And also like 300,000 max.

01:05:38.100 You understand what I'm saying?

01:05:38.740 Like 96 million.

01:05:43.820 That might be the funniest one he's ever made.

01:06:08.620 That one was absolutely hilarious.

01:06:11.200 Perfect.

01:06:11.420 It makes me so happy.

01:06:12.220 He told me, he texted me.

01:06:13.300 He's like, I dialed back the murder.

01:06:15.760 Thank you.

01:06:16.180 But there was still quite a lot of murder.

01:06:17.860 Oh, I feel...

01:06:18.460 It was so much better.

01:06:18.800 There was only like one murder.

01:06:20.920 Oh, I guess there was two murders.

01:06:21.980 There was two murders.

01:06:22.420 The past couple have been kind of...

01:06:23.580 All right, guys.

01:06:24.480 If you want to catch the rest of the show, head over to patreon.com forward slash tower gang.

01:06:29.420 The link is in the description.

01:06:31.600 If you head there now, you can watch the rest of the episode or listen to the episode in its entirety.

01:06:35.220 If not, wait a little bit and we will release it to the general public. 0.98

01:06:39.240 But if you want to be a terrorist, a towerist, tower gang towerist, fucking laney boy. 1.00

01:06:46.320 If you want to be a dangerous retard, head over there. 1.00

01:06:48.780 Join it at any level and catch the perks. 0.98

01:06:52.420 Until next Wednesday.

01:06:53.340 See you later.

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01:06:57.440 See you later.

01:06:58.080 See you later.

01:07:03.720 See you later.

01:07:04.100 Have a nice day.

01:07:04.440 Have a great day.

01:07:06.900 Have a nice day.

01:07:07.560 Bye.

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Tower Gang - March 13, 2025

Ep 220 - Mister Patriot (Preview)

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