Tower Gang - Ep 219 - We Wuz Kangarooz

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00:01:09.000 What would you say if I told you I was mentally retarded?

00:01:16.240 Will you believe me?

00:01:18.000 Will you turn away?

00:01:19.940 There are six million rental retarded Americans who need to be helped.

00:01:25.500 Who can't be helped?

00:01:26.860 Who's helping?

00:01:27.560 The ARC.

00:01:28.620 The Association for Retarded Citizens.

00:01:32.160 They helped me.

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00:01:40.040 As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from?

00:01:47.780 They are basically farm equipment.

00:01:49.400 That's crazy.

00:01:49.940 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.

00:01:54.320 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.

00:01:59.800 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:02:01.000 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:02:14.800 I've just only said the truth.

00:02:17.520 The next cock up is a very nice cock.

00:02:21.880 Because it would hurt.

00:02:23.040 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:02:26.900 It's not what this show is about.

00:02:28.780 This shit is retarded.

00:02:31.000 Welcome to the most retarded podcast on the planet.

00:02:37.340 If you thought, do you think that we're retarded?

00:02:40.940 Because we are retarded.

00:02:42.180 Hold on.

00:02:42.860 It's starting sharp at 9-11 on a Wednesday.

00:02:44.980 We're jumping right into it.

00:02:46.440 Candice Whorebags.

00:02:47.860 Candice Whorebags.

00:02:49.160 Candice Whorebags.

00:02:50.280 Oh, you weren't kidding about that.

00:02:52.200 What's her real name?

00:02:53.340 Not her real name.

00:02:54.220 What's her porn name?

00:02:55.800 Again, like I said, if it's not Whorebags, if she changes, she's retarded.

00:02:59.100 She follows me.

00:02:59.600 That's like saying like, it's like you're asking a guy, he's like, yeah, I just know the porn thing.

00:03:04.240 It's like, what's your name?

00:03:05.360 It's like, my real name is Mike Coxlong.

00:03:08.200 What's your like stage name?

00:03:09.420 He's like Albert Breer.

00:03:10.680 I think her name is Eva Lovey or something like that.

00:03:16.720 What's her fucking name?

00:03:18.040 I mean, it's a very easy Google.

00:03:19.540 I'm honestly surprised Toad doesn't know it off the top of his head.

00:03:22.180 Toad knows it.

00:03:23.440 Oh, now I just have, it is Eva Lovey and now I'm looking at her.

00:03:26.180 She's sucking cock on this picture.

00:03:27.280 Oh my gosh.

00:03:28.060 Oh, for real?

00:03:28.640 I'm looking it up now.

00:03:30.020 Yeah, I'm not going to pull that off screen.

00:03:30.580 It was straight up like a really a porn star.

00:03:32.140 You weren't even being hyperbolic.

00:03:33.760 No, she's a porn star.

00:03:35.220 Oh yeah, Eva Lovey.

00:03:36.760 Yeah, I know this.

00:03:37.260 She would dare talk shit about Clint.

00:03:39.420 She did the show with Luke and I.

00:03:41.220 No way.

00:03:41.960 Surprise, surprise.

00:03:42.920 What's she smell like?

00:03:44.420 She smells great.

00:03:45.920 Very, very pretty lady.

00:03:47.400 How are her Whorebags?

00:03:49.100 They're not bad.

00:03:49.880 I'm looking right now.

00:03:54.320 Anyways, yo, I just want to be very clear.

00:03:56.480 She wasn't the one talking shit.

00:03:58.480 So.

00:03:58.720 Yeah.

00:03:59.040 Did she do like milk content?

00:04:00.740 Oh, is it this girl?

00:04:01.740 Is it the same girl?

00:04:02.660 Yeah, that's her.

00:04:03.720 Play it.

00:04:04.060 Oh, I saw that.

00:04:05.260 Yeah, I saw that.

00:04:06.100 I saw that video.

00:04:07.060 I thought this was so fucking weird that they were talking with her.

00:04:09.600 It goes back to the response of desire versus spontaneous.

00:04:12.200 I'm sure you guys can walk in the kitchen and you see your lady and you're like, yes.

00:04:16.100 Like she's wearing sweatpants and you're just immediately ready to go.

00:04:19.280 Women.

00:04:20.240 I've never seen it.

00:04:21.000 A lot of us have very sensitive breaks.

00:04:23.100 Like the bird starts tripping.

00:04:24.100 Oh, you're trying to die.

00:04:25.260 The garbage cans.

00:04:26.420 It's a man's worst nightmare.

00:04:28.220 It's like a comp drug pass.

00:04:29.680 That's it.

00:04:30.000 It's over.

00:04:30.460 So why?

00:04:31.020 What happened?

00:04:32.000 So women, in order to feel safe, it's all of these little touch points throughout the

00:04:35.480 day.

00:04:35.740 So what you think is her nagging that sock on the floor, you not taking out the trash.

00:04:39.760 If you said you were going to go get milk and you didn't.

00:04:41.520 Well, these in the modern era are versions of you not being reliable.

00:04:45.360 Why do these women, why does she feel like she can, again, I feel like she wants to.

00:04:49.360 Give her opinion.

00:04:50.180 Yeah.

00:04:50.480 Yes.

00:04:50.720 I saw this on Instagram and everybody in the comments was like, why is this fucking whore

00:04:54.600 talking about?

00:04:56.100 Your name is literally.

00:04:57.980 You're totally invited onto dangerous retards.

00:05:00.340 But like, for real, why are you talking like.

00:05:02.520 Why are you taking your opinion seriously right now?

00:05:05.480 Why are you doing this to yourself?

00:05:07.500 What is.

00:05:08.200 There needs to be a study on.

00:05:09.800 Look at Clint.

00:05:10.280 Look how uncomfortable Clint is really.

00:05:11.620 I once took this woman's opinion seriously.

00:05:15.160 No, she just.

00:05:16.460 She.

00:05:17.040 I just feel like this is totally.

00:05:19.080 I once had to play that charade.

00:05:20.980 This is just friendly fire.

00:05:23.120 This is all friendly fire.

00:05:25.000 She did nothing wrong.

00:05:26.520 She didn't say anything bad about me at all.

00:05:29.020 And we're just destroying her because someone on her show talks shit.

00:05:32.660 Someone talks shit about you on her show.

00:05:35.160 If it was a guy that talks shit, I don't care.

00:05:38.040 She should have fucking stood up for you, okay?

00:05:40.780 It was.

00:05:41.200 Yo, this is the crazy part.

00:05:42.520 It was her and James Lindsay and this other dude.

00:05:45.980 And James Lindsay.

00:05:47.300 James Lindsay and she didn't say anything negative about me.

00:05:50.200 But even though both of them know me, also didn't defend me.

00:05:52.780 So I guess this is why I'm just sitting here and I'm letting you guys destroy her

00:05:55.800 because she didn't defend me.

00:05:57.440 What did Gerard Michaels or Gerard Michaels who is a fucking fan of the show?

00:06:00.580 She is.

00:06:01.060 All right.

00:06:02.780 I'm going to subscribe to her own.

00:06:03.940 Which one is she?

00:06:06.580 What did George Michael say about you?

00:06:08.360 I think I fucked the one on the right.

00:06:09.740 Dude, I was just going to say that.

00:06:11.380 That's funny.

00:06:12.220 Yeah, Cole likes that hussy.

00:06:13.880 Yeah, remember that episode where we just looked at a bunch of horse pussy the whole time?

00:06:18.400 Yeah, you keep bringing it up.

00:06:19.880 I would like to forget it, but you keep bringing it up.

00:06:21.760 Dude, it is so weird.

00:06:22.560 There is like a lane on Instagram of just – and I think it's a lot of Muslim dudes.

00:06:27.580 All right, we're in that part of the show, guys, where Cole is referencing Instagram.

00:06:31.260 Yeah, I am because it's just funny.

00:06:32.800 Can't they just stop being fake and gay?

00:06:39.400 But there is a lane on Instagram of like guys just like watching horse pussy.

00:06:44.180 Like they'll just take videos of it and they'll like post it.

00:06:46.160 It's the weirdest shit.

00:06:47.420 What?

00:06:47.840 It's watching horse pussy?

00:06:49.480 It's just horse pussy reaction.

00:06:50.740 That's a genre on Instagram of horse pussy reaction videos.

00:06:55.060 I've seen enough of them that it is like – it's like this isn't just a one-off.

00:06:59.000 Horse pussy unwrapping.

00:07:00.600 It's like multiple pages.

00:07:02.000 So we did this on Tower Gang and you haven't brought this up and brought these clips with you for us to –

00:07:06.980 I mean, I'm not going to save them.

00:07:08.440 Is this channel now going to become a horse pussy unwrapping channel?

00:07:13.360 I think we should –

00:07:14.160 Remember when we were doing just breastfeeding –

00:07:16.580 You know, like cow's asshole, but this is different.

00:07:18.580 Well, we were doing breastfeeding videos for a while, so I think we should just change to like one like horse pussy.

00:07:22.940 And literally it's just like – it's just like the tail comes up and it will be like perfectly trimmed.

00:07:28.900 Like they like trim it.

00:07:30.520 Guys, really quickly for the audience listening, number one, join the Patreon.

00:07:36.120 But number two, StreamYard is having issues.

00:07:38.720 They implemented a new feature, so if we bring some stuff up and it doesn't come up, just put it in the messages and we'll be sure to ignore you.

00:07:45.440 But please continue the conversation, guys.

00:07:47.400 Is that real?

00:07:49.060 What?

00:07:50.680 What?

00:07:51.020 Yeah, no, that's happening.

00:07:52.140 People are saying they can't see what we're talking about or pulling up, and it doesn't really matter.

00:07:56.280 We're going to paint the picture.

00:07:57.520 I don't know how this works.

00:07:58.900 Yeah, but it's like we're painting the picture with our lips, and we're going to do a very good job at this.

00:08:03.360 So let's continue.

00:08:04.040 What did George Michael say about you, though?

00:08:05.940 I don't understand.

00:08:07.120 George Michael.

00:08:08.020 I don't think that's his name.

00:08:09.220 He said you got to have faith, man.

00:08:10.300 But what he said was – so the lead-in was the most dangerous place on the internet is standing between yourself and –

00:08:20.000 or between the mirror and a political commentator.

00:08:23.280 And then he takes a shot at Dave, and he says –

00:08:25.080 basically, he's saying that Dave is just a massive narcissist.

00:08:28.640 And then he pivots to me, and he goes –

00:08:31.920 then there's Clint Russell.

00:08:32.960 I probably agree with him on 99% of things, but this dude is just absolutely obsessed with fame.

00:08:39.280 And I was like –

00:08:40.320 Really?

00:08:40.880 I was like, do you know that I do Tower Gang?

00:08:42.580 Do you know that I do Tower Gang?

00:08:44.260 No, you don't.

00:08:44.780 I'm acting like you do it for the clout.

00:08:46.560 You do it for the clout.

00:08:47.400 I do it for the clout, yeah, yeah.

00:08:48.460 You guys have –

00:08:49.140 here's the problem with you and Dave Smith, and I get where he's coming from.

00:08:51.620 And I probably have more leniency towards Dave Smith if I knew him better.

00:08:56.000 So Dave, get to know me better.

00:08:56.420 Fuck you guys.

00:08:56.840 You guys are successful.

00:08:57.740 I hate you.

00:08:58.560 It's the problem that you guys have such like big dick.

00:09:00.620 You have big dick syndrome where like you come off that way to people.

00:09:05.000 There's literally nothing I can do about that.

00:09:07.820 Yeah.

00:09:08.560 Take the success and less of it.

00:09:10.540 Donald Trump has big dick syndrome, right?

00:09:12.940 Does Donald Trump have big dick syndrome?

00:09:14.460 Is that why he's where he's at now?

00:09:16.200 He's got big dick energy.

00:09:17.240 I don't know if he's got a big dick.

00:09:19.240 No, because I like Donald Trump.

00:09:22.060 He's got like a fat little dick.

00:09:24.560 Like one of those ones that like if he lost 20 pounds, his dick would look way better.

00:09:28.000 Because it's pulled back.

00:09:28.920 But his gun is like forcing it forward.

00:09:30.780 His dick is hiding for sure.

00:09:33.320 Yeah, it's a pud.

00:09:33.700 Have you ever seen that meme of Trump where he's like leaning forward and then somebody has sketched like on his belly?

00:09:38.520 Another, yeah.

00:09:39.180 It's just a huge penis that he's like leaning in.

00:09:41.560 I don't know how he stands like that.

00:09:42.840 It's fucking weird, dude.

00:09:44.420 He does like a Michael Jackson stand.

00:09:46.000 It's weirder than the way I stand.

00:09:46.760 The point that he got to at the end of that, the part that bothered me the most was that it's just like he basically was insinuating it's not about the cause for me.

00:09:55.000 And I was like, dude, I'm in the libertarian movement.

00:09:57.380 Like if I wasn't about the cause, I absolutely would have just been.

00:10:02.440 I care about the cause and I care about the movement.

00:10:03.880 I just don't give a fuck about these people.

00:10:06.240 See, I've already admitted it.

00:10:09.380 But I've already admitted it.

00:10:10.640 That was perfect because I care about the cause.

00:10:12.460 I just don't care about these fucking people.

00:10:14.000 That's the truth.

00:10:15.280 But anyways, so he's saying like.

00:10:17.160 It's literally you.

00:10:18.820 Yeah.

00:10:19.760 I mean, that's actually how I feel, though.

00:10:22.460 I don't care about the people.

00:10:23.800 I just care about the cause.

00:10:24.600 But anyways, he's he's saying awful.

00:10:26.940 Yeah.

00:10:27.160 He's saying honestly, the cause is getting kind of I don't know.

00:10:31.420 He's saying I don't care about the cause.

00:10:33.620 I just care about fame.

00:10:34.760 And like, I think that the point that I wanted to get across if I mean, I didn't even want to talk about this.

00:10:39.080 But now that we are like if I was if I had a chance to respond to him, I would say the reason I care about like growing my name is that I care about the cause.

00:10:48.220 Because unless you have messengers that have some sort of following, then your message never reaches anybody.

00:10:55.500 And it's like that's that's a prerequisite.

00:10:57.820 This is why I also this is why I boosted Ian Carroll earlier today.

00:11:01.660 I like to boost guys that are fucking pushing the ball in the direction I want to see the ball pushed.

00:11:05.960 And I don't know if I'm one of those guys.

00:11:08.040 I'm great.

00:11:08.700 Freedom of reach, Clint.

00:11:10.680 I bet doesn't seem like pertinent.

00:11:13.100 Why'd you do that, Toad?

00:11:14.240 Doesn't seem pertinent at all.

00:11:15.580 I'm in this for the fame.

00:11:17.240 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Clint.

00:11:19.200 I'm in it for the money.

00:11:20.760 That's what I'm here for.

00:11:22.180 Yeah, I'm trying to get big enough so that I could be like Ian Carroll and go on Joe Rogan and talk about horse pussy and shit like that.

00:11:28.820 Like what use is like what's the point of building such a platform if we're going to talk about serious issues?

00:11:34.580 The world's not serious.

00:11:36.080 Imagine if Top goes on Joe Rogan as a horse pussy expert.

00:11:39.680 This is why I like kicking it with Top is because I do take all of this seriously and I think the world is a very serious place.

00:11:49.860 And he doesn't.

00:11:51.020 So this is a perfect yin and yang.

00:11:52.560 Do horses have clitorises?

00:11:54.760 See?

00:11:56.080 I'm like, did you hear what France said?

00:11:59.280 Like they're about to fucking invade Russia and then Top's just like, do horses pussies have clitorises?

00:12:05.140 That's not a horse pussy.

00:12:06.160 That's a regular pussy, isn't it?

00:12:07.220 That's like Pokemon, dude.

00:12:10.540 Isn't there a Pokemon that kind of looks like that?

00:12:12.580 Isn't there actually a horse?

00:12:13.580 I don't know.

00:12:14.340 Probably.

00:12:16.140 It's a Pokemon that Toad's never caught.

00:12:18.400 Horgina.

00:12:19.080 Horgina.

00:12:20.320 Trying to figure.

00:12:20.840 I think it does.

00:12:21.540 I mean, to have a pussy means that you have a clitoris, right?

00:12:24.080 It's like to have a dick, you should have balls.

00:12:25.680 To have a pussy is to have a clitoris.

00:12:28.220 It's like a philosophical statement.

00:12:29.640 Logically speaking, to have one is to have the other.

00:12:36.700 No, that's definitely not true because like ducks, they got those spiral dicks because I don't think the girls are having any pleasure whatsoever.

00:12:42.340 I think we have to stick to mammals.

00:12:44.940 We have to stick to mammals.

00:12:45.900 Here's what we have to do here.

00:12:47.420 I'm getting reports.

00:12:48.060 A duck isn't a mammal.

00:12:49.360 How is it not?

00:12:50.460 It's a bird.

00:12:51.940 Is a bird not a mammal?

00:12:53.300 No.

00:12:54.200 It's an avian.

00:12:55.000 Guys, we're not going to be, let's not, let's not screen share as much anymore because we just can't, like it's not showing up.

00:13:02.460 So we'll watch it.

00:13:04.180 Yeah, it's not showing up for the people.

00:13:06.080 But I don't give a fuck about the people.

00:13:07.380 Avian is not in the mammalian?

00:13:10.880 No.

00:13:12.160 It lays eggs.

00:13:14.020 Yeah.

00:13:14.340 So does the echidna.

00:13:16.460 Is Elon Musk a mammal?

00:13:17.440 Yeah, but that's a weird spot.

00:13:18.620 I don't know.

00:13:19.320 I think it's a, that's one of those ones that's like, yeah, it's a mammal, but like they're weird as fuck.

00:13:23.700 It's furry, it lays eggs, it's also aquatic.

00:13:26.900 It's a fucking weird.

00:13:28.240 So why all of a sudden is it?

00:13:29.420 Yeah, it's a mammal.

00:13:30.440 I know that it completely breaks all the rules, but whatever.

00:13:32.920 Why all of a sudden is it screen sharing not working though?

00:13:34.500 And can they see it on like Rumble and shit?

00:13:35.920 I think it's because of you, Toad.

00:13:37.280 Are we expected to do a whole show with no screen sharing?

00:13:39.860 Yeah, there's no way that's going to happen.

00:13:41.140 We have to screen share.

00:13:42.200 It's part of our shit.

00:13:43.200 I think what we should do, I have a solution to this.

00:13:45.540 We just hold up our phones.

00:13:46.520 Hold our phones.

00:13:50.060 I think we, we got to keep doing it.

00:13:53.700 What was that?

00:13:56.520 What the fuck?

00:13:57.020 That was weird.

00:13:58.060 What the fuck?

00:13:59.380 This is strange.

00:14:00.640 Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

00:14:01.940 That's fine.

00:14:02.440 We're going to figure it out, guys.

00:14:03.380 I think streaming art's broke, guys.

00:14:05.100 Yeah, that's all right.

00:14:06.720 The screen share being the recording was what Tyler said, so you fuck these live stream

00:14:10.340 people.

00:14:10.560 Who gives a shit, dude?

00:14:11.980 It's only if they're watching the fucking webinar stream and not Rumble.

00:14:14.700 Speaking about like, we were talking about clitorises.

00:14:17.340 I want to talk about Andrew Tate a little bit and like what's been going on with him in Florida.

00:14:21.840 That's quite the segue.

00:14:23.000 It's a strange segue.

00:14:24.000 We were talking about clitorises.

00:14:25.200 I want to talk about Andrew Tate.

00:14:26.260 No, honestly, that picture that I pulled up of that horse clitoris kind of reminded me

00:14:29.660 of Andrew Tate.

00:14:30.640 Do you think his head's as sensitive as a clitoris?

00:14:33.900 Definitely.

00:14:34.480 That's his weak spot.

00:14:35.840 There's no way because he was a, he was a kickboxer.

00:14:38.340 Does he look like that?

00:14:39.340 He's certainly licking his head.

00:14:41.560 Like, look at it, look at the top.

00:14:43.000 No, but by the way, that clitoris at the top kind of looks like a uncircumcised penis.

00:14:48.480 Does it not?

00:14:49.180 Serious question.

00:14:49.900 That's what clits look like, dude.

00:14:51.280 Have you ever seen one of the like extended clits?

00:14:53.660 They literally look like little kids, little baby dicks.

00:14:56.240 Yes, that is like, that is what develops into the penis.

00:14:59.580 If like, yeah.

00:15:01.240 I've always heard that, but I always thought it was just like, it was just like an old

00:15:04.260 wives tale.

00:15:04.600 If you never, I can't believe with as much as you've probably thought about Roy, you

00:15:08.040 haven't looked at like the, the clits from Roy that look like little dicks.

00:15:12.440 No, but I don't believe the whole like, uh, the clit when, like when they're babies, like

00:15:18.400 when they're fucking fetuses, they all have clits.

00:15:21.080 You don't believe that?

00:15:22.480 I just, I just don't believe that.

00:15:24.640 That's how that works.

00:15:25.700 It's not that I don't believe you.

00:15:26.640 I agree.

00:15:26.660 I agree.

00:15:27.520 I agree.

00:15:28.080 Well, I'm gone.

00:15:29.860 What the fuck?

00:15:30.520 We still hear you, but.

00:15:31.880 Oh, well then I agree with Cole.

00:15:33.840 Also ducks aren't mammals.

00:15:36.260 Correct.

00:15:36.660 No, I have a question though.

00:15:39.280 If you're sucking on a chick's clit, how big can the clit be before it becomes gay?

00:15:44.620 Gay.

00:15:45.460 Impossible.

00:15:46.520 It has to come in your mouth first before it's gay.

00:15:49.120 I don't know.

00:15:49.940 No, that's actually, that's actually the right answer.

00:15:52.120 Yeah.

00:15:52.460 Really?

00:15:52.760 Even if it's like a huge clit that's cock size?

00:15:55.560 No, as long as it, as long as it doesn't ejaculate, you're straight.

00:15:59.080 Yeah.

00:15:59.440 You could legit be sucking a clit and like, as long as it's a clit.

00:16:03.380 No, truth be told, you can blow a dude if he doesn't come.

00:16:05.820 I'm not gay.

00:16:06.560 Yeah.

00:16:06.860 As long as he goes, yo dude, it's a clit.

00:16:08.620 Then you're like, okay, fair game.

00:16:10.160 Honestly, I think I would.

00:16:12.020 Hey, don't, don't, don't you come and trick me right now.

00:16:14.180 Don't you trick me.

00:16:17.560 That's not balls right there.

00:16:18.720 That's a vagina, right?

00:16:19.800 All right.

00:16:20.260 Hey, give me a tap on the head.

00:16:20.960 Hey, you tap on my head before I become gay, okay?

00:16:23.220 Because I will fucking, I'm taking that shit out of my mouth, all right?

00:16:26.100 Because I am not fucking gay.

00:16:27.520 I'll suck a clit, but I will not suck a dick.

00:16:30.040 Now you're going to ejaculate and you better tell me because I'm going to look away.

00:16:33.100 I can't watch it either.

00:16:34.160 That's gay.

00:16:35.820 Dude, chicks can't get mad at me for not finding the dick.

00:16:37.520 You can do 99% of the blowjob.

00:16:38.780 They can't find my dick.

00:16:39.300 Look away.

00:16:39.820 Let him fucking jerk himself off to a completion.

00:16:42.180 All right, guys.

00:16:42.700 Listen, for real.

00:16:43.700 Where do you guys stand on this?

00:16:45.300 Should they kick him out of Florida?

00:16:47.300 No.

00:16:48.140 I don't really care, to be honest.

00:16:50.220 I honestly think, all right, so we've got DeSantis' term is almost up.

00:16:54.720 I see no reason that, as a Floridian and an American, that he doesn't run for governor and win.

00:17:01.460 I say we string him up in court.

00:17:02.880 Technically, he's probably done.

00:17:04.900 God, that would be amazing.

00:17:05.760 I don't see why he doesn't become the governor of Florida.

00:17:07.900 What's crazy is he's definitely done less coke and banged less dudes than the other governor candidate that ran against DeSantis last time.

00:17:16.180 Oh, yeah.

00:17:16.760 Andrew Gillum?

00:17:17.460 Another brown.

00:17:20.420 He was, like, coked out and, like, banging dudes all the time, right?

00:17:25.020 Yeah, pretty much.

00:17:26.500 Clint, he's going to make you into his webcam girl, if you allow that.

00:17:30.160 That's all right.

00:17:30.540 That's fine.

00:17:31.060 Didn't they make money?

00:17:32.300 Yeah, money.

00:17:33.160 And they have fame, right?

00:17:34.280 That's what Clint cares about.

00:17:35.680 That's all he cares about.

00:17:38.260 Do you know how many views I'd get if I was one of Andrew Tate's cam girls?

00:17:41.480 Fuck.

00:17:42.260 So many views.

00:17:42.960 So many.

00:17:43.980 That's actually not a bad idea.

00:17:45.980 It's a terrible idea.

00:17:47.120 Let's do it.

00:17:48.180 No, no, it's a really good idea.

00:17:49.600 Like, can we join his network of cam girls, but we just do this show?

00:17:53.560 Can we infiltrate his network?

00:17:56.300 I think he shut down that operation, like, a decade ago.

00:17:59.280 So we're kind of late to the game.

00:18:02.300 Does he really make his money just from, like, I guess his—

00:18:05.760 From Hustlers University.

00:18:07.200 Royalty's off pussy.

00:18:08.160 Is it really, like, well, I guess, like, the Hustlers University, and I guess whatever his podcast was, I don't even know where it's—

00:18:14.440 Yeah, Tate Confidential on Rumble.

00:18:17.360 I mean, they're probably making bank on their podcasts now.

00:18:20.260 Dude, he and his brother have fucking remarkable chemistry together.

00:18:25.420 Oh, yeah.

00:18:25.680 Do you think they fuck?

00:18:26.580 That's cute.

00:18:27.260 I think that, like, if they were to fuck, I'd buy the DVD.

00:18:31.500 I'm not interested in what his brother has to say.

00:18:34.540 I don't really care.

00:18:35.200 I'm more interested only what Andrew Tate has to say.

00:18:38.300 Like, when I say Tate, I'm talking about Andrew Tate.

00:18:41.080 His brother, the guy with the hair, whatever.

00:18:43.620 Like, he's just like—

00:18:44.180 Tristan Tate, yeah.

00:18:45.020 This guy, there for the ride, I suppose.

00:18:46.940 Yeah, I only trust the bald.

00:18:48.100 It's weird because he's the handsome one.

00:18:49.940 He's very much the more handsome one.

00:18:51.600 Andrew is, like, just like a weird mongoloid-looking fuck.

00:18:54.900 For some reason, people like him.

00:18:56.180 It makes no sense.

00:18:57.740 He looks like the guy that you should listen to out of the two of them, though.

00:19:00.900 I don't know why anyone would think that if you see the two of them.

00:19:04.620 He just looks serious.

00:19:05.760 He looks dysgenic.

00:19:06.940 Like, it's weird that they're brothers.

00:19:08.360 He looks dysgenic.

00:19:09.840 He does.

00:19:11.780 He looks like bad genetic stock.

00:19:14.960 They could be adopted brothers, and they actually do fuck each other then.

00:19:18.520 Yeah, whereas, like, his brother, like, you look at him, you're like, he's kind of a stud.

00:19:21.520 You're like, I bet you he makes good babies, whereas Andrew Tate, not so much.

00:19:25.540 I did think about this, that if we did it on a cam girl thing, and it's just us, and they're like, guys are scrolling through.

00:19:30.580 Like, I don't know how that works.

00:19:31.560 Well, we show wrestling videos sometimes, so there's that.

00:19:34.540 Because I don't know how, like, Toad, you can tell us how cam girl websites work.

00:19:38.400 Is there just, like, the arrows on the side where you just click an arrow, and it just goes to the next cam girl?

00:19:43.320 Like, it just does, like, you can just click.

00:19:44.460 Depends on the site.

00:19:45.620 Okay, okay.

00:19:47.140 Which one do you subscribe to, Toad?

00:19:49.920 So we could possibly, or is it like a scroll thing?

00:19:53.340 That's more similar to like a chat roulette type of thing.

00:19:55.600 We should all put the little vibrating things in our buttholes if people chip in a buck or whatever.

00:20:01.440 Or do a thing where we're just like, oh, well, we show,

00:20:04.260 but we show titties if you give us $10.

00:20:08.120 So, we're in a nondescript hotel right now.

00:20:12.420 It's not that luxurious.

00:20:14.080 Because two hotels refused our service.

00:20:17.880 Sorry, I was trying to find, there was this video earlier today where he's just going off.

00:20:24.080 He's like, I'm going to, this is the best thing that's ever happened to us.

00:20:28.540 That we fucking land in Florida.

00:20:29.700 We just beat these charges in Romania.

00:20:31.420 Now we land in Florida.

00:20:32.160 They want to fucking charge us.

00:20:33.240 As soon as we beat these charges, we're going to be fucking unstoppable.

00:20:35.640 He's like, you know what?

00:20:36.380 As soon as we beat all these charges, I'm going to fucking commit crimes.

00:20:39.120 And I'm going to go to the cops.

00:20:40.120 And I'm going to tell them that you were my co-conspirator.

00:20:43.140 Even though you weren't there.

00:20:44.240 And then we're going to be fucking banned from outer space.

00:20:46.180 We're going to go to fucking outer space.

00:20:47.500 We're going to commit crimes.

00:20:48.260 And like, he just, it was just a great rant.

00:20:50.020 I just can't find it.

00:20:50.500 If that happened, did you get charged with a Tate crime?

00:20:54.080 No, then he said, we're going to catch a space case.

00:20:56.800 And he just like ad-libbing.

00:20:57.800 I was like, this guy's perfect for targeting.

00:20:59.460 Dude, he also went on to.

00:21:01.860 Did you guys hear his Tate crime joke?

00:21:03.460 That was pretty good.

00:21:04.280 Come on, guys.

00:21:04.700 I heard it.

00:21:06.040 Hate crime?

00:21:06.500 Like, hate crime?

00:21:07.420 Get it?

00:21:08.300 If you explain it, it's not that good.

00:21:10.940 He went on PBD and he was like, guys need to stop blaming the Jews for everything.

00:21:16.640 Which I thought was kind of like, it was kind of funny to see.

00:21:19.940 Well, then he didn't stop doing everything.

00:21:22.340 Yeah, right.

00:21:25.380 But he was going like, these guys are blaming the Jews that they can't get a date.

00:21:29.220 And they're blaming the Jews that they can't.

00:21:31.420 It's true.

00:21:32.420 People do do that.

00:21:33.080 They fucked up the dating market, yeah.

00:21:35.040 What was funny, though, was like the divide that there was.

00:21:38.660 Like, I was reading the comments underneath and they were like, he's been bought.

00:21:42.340 He got God.

00:21:43.460 They were like, he got God.

00:21:44.740 He's like, you can't blame this group of people for everything.

00:21:47.400 And they're like, ah, compromise.

00:21:48.620 Well, see, the Jews came and they gave Andrew Tate all the pussy and now we have none.

00:21:52.760 I fluctuate wildly between like blaming the Jews for stuff and then being like, no, it's

00:21:57.580 the inner Jew.

00:21:58.220 It's the Jew in your own heart.

00:21:59.160 But like, just today.

00:22:01.000 That's still very anti-Semitic.

00:22:02.840 It's bad.

00:22:06.160 I'm trying my best.

00:22:07.280 But it's like a wholesome message.

00:22:08.260 But it's way less anti-Semitic if you think about it.

00:22:10.900 Like, it's not like, it's just.

00:22:11.900 Not really.

00:22:12.700 It's just changing.

00:22:13.280 We just made it more an archetype of evil.

00:22:14.900 It's a longer an ethnic thing.

00:22:18.740 It transcends ethnicity.

00:22:19.640 I go between hating the blacks and then just trying to suppress the black in my own soul.

00:22:26.660 You know what I mean?

00:22:26.960 Yeah.

00:22:27.280 Right.

00:22:27.680 Yeah.

00:22:27.960 But it's like, here's what I mean.

00:22:29.780 Look, look, look.

00:22:30.700 They're like, I know what you mean.

00:22:32.420 No, no.

00:22:32.860 But listen, today I'm saying all this stuff.

00:22:35.340 I'm like, listen, the Jews, it's a whole nother thing.

00:22:37.480 Like, whatever.

00:22:38.400 It's no longer ethnic.

00:22:39.180 It's metaphysical.

00:22:40.040 But go on.

00:22:40.500 So Ian Carroll is on Joe Rogan.

00:22:43.840 And let me see if I can fucking pull this tweet up.

00:22:45.800 He's blasting the Jews and not the inner Jew.

00:22:48.400 And everybody has the.

00:22:49.860 He didn't even blast the Jews.

00:22:51.600 But this dude from Babylon Bee said, this is what he said about Ian Carroll.

00:22:55.140 Oh, yeah.

00:22:55.400 And it's just a screenshot of, he took a screenshot of him on Rogan.

00:22:58.960 And he goes, there's an evil moment on the march.

00:23:01.900 Satan comes to steal, kill, and destroy.

00:23:04.620 Pray for God to thwart the plans of the wicked and protect people from this deception.

00:23:09.820 And I'm like, it makes me hate the Jews again.

00:23:13.160 But before I was.

00:23:14.480 Don't bring up this misinformation.

00:23:16.280 There's always a laniate.

00:23:17.280 Yeah.

00:23:17.580 The problem is if we can't share our screen.

00:23:20.300 No, we can see it.

00:23:20.960 We can see.

00:23:21.300 I can figure it out.

00:23:22.060 We have to press.

00:23:22.600 Here, watch this.

00:23:23.780 I'll add this to stage.

00:23:24.700 And then I'll press media.

00:23:25.100 I mean, it worked last week when we did the same fucking thing.

00:23:27.400 So I don't know.

00:23:27.740 Here.

00:23:28.540 Can they.

00:23:29.280 Can you guys see it now?

00:23:31.040 Can you see this horse?

00:23:32.000 I love this.

00:23:32.400 This is the thing.

00:23:33.260 This is the way.

00:23:34.320 Can you see the horse pussy?

00:23:35.800 Can you see the laniate, guys?

00:23:37.100 They can't see the horse pussy.

00:23:40.200 What if I do like this and then I click it back?

00:23:42.080 Can you see the horse pussy now?

00:23:43.600 Can you see the horse pussy?

00:23:45.460 This is like the eye doctor test where they're like, how about now?

00:23:48.540 This is ridiculous, dude.

00:23:49.440 They're like, click, click.

00:23:50.000 How about now?

00:23:50.660 Oh, there it is.

00:23:51.140 They can see the horse pussy now.

00:23:52.440 Yep, see?

00:23:53.460 Yeah.

00:23:54.140 It's there.

00:23:55.120 All right.

00:23:55.540 That's what we got to do.

00:23:56.420 We got it.

00:23:56.940 We figured it out.

00:23:58.300 Yeah.

00:23:59.080 We got it.

00:23:59.380 Yeah.

00:23:59.560 Okay, so how did you have to do it?

00:24:02.600 What was the...

00:24:03.660 You just got to keep clicking buttons, I guess.

00:24:07.680 You guys want to do some mailbag?

00:24:11.480 Oh, real quick.

00:24:12.560 Yeah, but Clint's not here.

00:24:13.460 Let's do a mailbag.

00:24:13.660 Yeah, quick.

00:24:14.980 I want to explain why we were late and why Clint isn't going because he got on.

00:24:21.100 He immediately went like, I have a pot of coffee that should be ready in five minutes.

00:24:24.760 And we're like, okay, we'll wait.

00:24:26.180 And then apparently it took fucking 25 minutes.

00:24:30.080 It's a good thing we didn't wait.

00:24:31.360 We were just going to wait the entire time until he went and got his coffee.

00:24:34.680 Dude, coffee that takes 25 minutes is obviously black coffee.

00:24:38.500 Oh, that's a pretty good joke.

00:24:40.040 That's a pretty solid joke.

00:24:41.060 I was ready to shit on it, but I like it.

00:24:42.840 I got it now.

00:24:44.060 Would you rather be on the Epstein flight logs 50 times or have black neighbors?

00:24:50.320 Epstein flight logs.

00:24:51.280 Epstein flight logs.

00:24:52.080 If I'm on the Epstein flight logs, I'd have the inn.

00:25:02.720 I'd be part of the cover-up, basically.

00:25:04.500 It would all be covered up.

00:25:04.760 Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

00:25:05.680 I was like, if you're on the flight logs, you are of some sort of importance in the earth.

00:25:11.120 Yeah.

00:25:11.600 Like, you have some sort of, like, some pull.

00:25:14.900 Yeah, you don't get on the Epstein flight log by being some nobody.

00:25:18.140 Right.

00:25:18.320 Like, one time, maybe.

00:25:20.740 Maybe if you're, like, they're, like...

00:25:21.820 You don't luck your way onto Epstein airline.

00:25:24.540 Well, I think if you're, like, a rising star...

00:25:27.640 If you're, like, a rising star...

00:25:28.700 Dumbborn to child pussy.

00:25:31.640 You're, like, a rising star, and they're, like, oh, we got this guy, and then you kind

00:25:35.020 of, like, fucking fall off.

00:25:36.360 They're, like, well, I mean, like...

00:25:38.940 Broke motherfuckers got to really hunt for that young pussy.

00:25:41.340 Yeah, but 50 times, like, at some point, like, if you're on the Epstein flight log 50 times,

00:25:47.360 at some point, you are there at the same time as Clinton.

00:25:50.100 And so you get to pal around with, like, with Bill Clinton, which is pretty cool.

00:25:52.820 Could you please clarify?

00:25:53.940 Like, my name is Clinton, so...

00:25:55.220 First off, let me...

00:25:56.020 I'm looking for a tweet that coincides, but Clint, is this your boy?

00:26:00.620 And what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

00:26:02.080 I just see a black screen, homeboy.

00:26:03.380 Yeah, I see nothing.

00:26:04.680 It's Patrick Black screen.

00:26:05.340 I see it.

00:26:05.900 I see Patrick's that David, Andrew Tate, Tom Woods.

00:26:08.460 Oh, Vincent O'Shaughna?

00:26:10.940 The guy that has a straight-across beard.

00:26:13.040 That is weird.

00:26:14.040 How is his fucking face line like that?

00:26:16.660 Whatever the fuck that is.

00:26:17.560 How is he that short?

00:26:18.460 He did that.

00:26:19.140 He did that to himself.

00:26:20.620 He did that to...

00:26:21.380 Like, what, he had it filled in?

00:26:22.700 He tattooed?

00:26:23.920 Like, five o'clock shadow on himself?

00:26:25.960 What do you mean he did that to himself?

00:26:27.620 I think...

00:26:28.280 Like, I think he cut it that way.

00:26:30.540 No, no, no, no.

00:26:31.180 But, like, that's got to be the way his shit grows in.

00:26:33.680 No, he just cuts it every day because, like...

00:26:35.620 He just trims it.

00:26:36.400 He just trims it straight across.

00:26:37.760 I don't know why.

00:26:38.980 No.

00:26:39.740 I mean, he's not like my homeboy.

00:26:40.960 I fucking met him a couple times.

00:26:42.060 It's just weird how thick it is.

00:26:43.700 Did you know that black people have pouches for carrying the young?

00:26:46.280 If you don't now, now you know, nigga.

00:26:48.180 That's from Soul Explorer Coaching for five bucks.

00:26:50.860 I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

00:26:52.420 Like, they're like...

00:26:53.420 They're marsupials.

00:26:54.880 Because they can fucking jump out the building, and that's why they...

00:26:58.460 You're saying blacks are marsupials.

00:27:00.460 That's all I can't find.

00:27:00.960 I can't find this tweet, but I started the day off, like, super ultra racist.

00:27:04.520 More racist than before.

00:27:05.580 I didn't intend on it, but, like, it got there for me.

00:27:07.980 And it was just a black kid, and he's at a mole, like a big mole, and he's like...

00:27:12.500 Oh, that's in the...

00:27:13.320 We can play it opposite the top.

00:27:14.140 Oh, yeah.

00:27:14.160 You said we don't have to live like this.

00:27:16.140 Yeah.

00:27:16.540 It's like...

00:27:17.180 Well, he's like looking around, and then he just takes an ottoman.

00:27:19.420 We were kangaroos.

00:27:20.740 Hell, yeah.

00:27:21.020 I love it.

00:27:21.620 We was kangaroos.

00:27:21.940 Our chance is the best.

00:27:23.100 Oh, we was kangs.

00:27:24.200 We was kangaroos.

00:27:25.400 We was kangaroos.

00:27:26.580 I was going to...

00:27:27.640 Before Top just ruined it with that stupid thing you were talking about, the sweets.

00:27:31.380 No, no, no.

00:27:32.560 I was going to say, black people and kangaroos have a lot in common.

00:27:38.480 Like, if you think about it, like, they fucking can jump, like, crazy high.

00:27:42.920 They like to fight, don't they?

00:27:44.440 It's 54, by the way, if you want it.

00:27:46.980 They're fans of violence, yeah.

00:27:48.400 They're basically vermin.

00:27:50.040 They're like big rats.

00:27:52.380 Big rats.

00:27:54.260 For a while, you weren't being very racist, but you got there.

00:27:57.560 You found a way.

00:27:58.060 Yeah, now you're at my level.

00:27:59.100 I'm just saying what kangaroos are like.

00:28:01.520 I'm going to be honest.

00:28:06.460 If Tyler wants to pull up the video Top is talking about, it's number 54, by the way.

00:28:10.720 I'm going to be honest.

00:28:11.500 If big black women had pouches, like kangaroo pouches, I would probably live in one.

00:28:16.740 Not be surprised.

00:28:17.880 I would not be surprised.

00:28:19.680 Oh, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised either, yeah.

00:28:21.240 This black kid's in a mall.

00:28:22.240 He takes an ottoman, throws it off the second floor, and nearly misses this white guy walking by.

00:28:26.100 So this goes to the question of Mark Vestibule, where it's like, I'd definitely rather be on the flight logs 50 times,

00:28:31.720 because look at Toad dying over this.

00:28:33.640 Sick.

00:28:34.600 Well, and also, like, you're never going to be held to account.

00:28:37.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:38.080 Is there any downside?

00:28:39.800 They can't even release these records.

00:28:41.500 It's all good.

00:28:42.660 Oh, here it is.

00:28:43.140 Oh, my God.

00:28:43.820 Oh, my God.

00:28:44.180 This is a...

00:28:45.020 Go, go, go.

00:28:45.740 Yeah.

00:28:46.860 There's no way to stand in.

00:28:49.360 Oh, no.

00:28:53.460 Oh, my God.

00:28:54.060 What the fuck are you doing?

00:28:55.240 Oh, my God.

00:28:57.420 Go, go.

00:28:59.560 Go.

00:29:00.740 Oh, my God.

00:29:01.240 Go, go, go.

00:29:04.140 That's it.

00:29:04.840 You can stop it.

00:29:06.100 What was that?

00:29:07.160 It was like a chair?

00:29:08.240 It was an ottoman.

00:29:09.240 Yeah.

00:29:09.680 Like a footrest.

00:29:10.860 Someone told him his...

00:29:11.760 It was an ottoman?

00:29:13.320 Yeah, probably his newborn son was down there, and he was trying to just get rid of it.

00:29:18.400 I will say there was one aspect of that video that was relatable.

00:29:22.140 I don't know if you ever did any, like, any, you know, naughty pranks when you were a kid.

00:29:25.240 Oh, yeah.

00:29:25.520 But that running away giggling thing that he does...

00:29:28.380 Oh, yeah.

00:29:28.800 That's the best.

00:29:29.540 I totally related to that.

00:29:30.940 I didn't do it.

00:29:32.500 Just anti-soul medic.

00:29:35.220 I like it.

00:29:38.020 Depends on how many souls we have.

00:29:39.780 That's right.

00:29:40.600 We only have one, but the Jews have two.

00:29:43.560 I suppose so.

00:29:44.820 Both are evil.

00:29:47.520 Just two devils.

00:29:52.120 One telling them to traffic children, another one to tell them to embezzle money.

00:29:55.520 Yeah.

00:29:58.700 Damn it.

00:29:59.140 What was I going to say?

00:29:59.700 I was going to say something, and that was a great joke, but you...

00:30:02.200 Oh, fuck.

00:30:03.280 Oh, it was like whenever you were ding-dong-ditching, like when you're younger, and you were running

00:30:06.940 away with your buddies, like giggling.

00:30:08.400 That was the best part.

00:30:09.320 If you had just TP'd your neighbor down the cul-de-sac...

00:30:12.140 You put a flamming back shit...

00:30:12.780 That little runaway where you feel like a little bit of pee is going to dribble out of your

00:30:16.720 dick.

00:30:17.120 You know what I'm talking about?

00:30:17.580 Okay, dude.

00:30:18.260 We were talking about...

00:30:19.220 You're talking about attempted murder.

00:30:21.360 What this guy just did.

00:30:22.580 A felony.

00:30:23.560 No, it was right.

00:30:24.100 Not throwing eggs.

00:30:24.740 Look, their threshold for excitement is a little bit different from my own, but I still related

00:30:29.940 to the giggle.

00:30:30.720 That's awesome.

00:30:30.960 When I was a kid, me and my friends in Maine, because we used to set fires in Maine, like

00:30:36.160 out in the middle of the woods, and we would literally just wait.

00:30:38.240 Oh, I think you're saying like a mall.

00:30:39.200 No, we'd just go in the middle of the woods.

00:30:40.500 We'd set fires, and just big ones, and then we'd wait until we heard sirens, and then run

00:30:44.260 away.

00:30:44.680 And that was like what we would do for fun.

00:30:46.600 Oh, dude.

00:30:47.220 Yes, guys.

00:30:48.020 I guess there were wildfires.

00:30:49.360 That's like actually more dangerous than what the black guy did.

00:30:52.920 Like we would go make giant bonfires in the woods in the winter of Maine, and just like

00:30:57.360 to where everyone could just see big flames and hear winds go, whoa.

00:31:01.980 That is how you have fun in Maine.

00:31:03.880 You're like, you just admitted to being an arsonist.

00:31:06.100 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're past the statute of limitations at this point.

00:31:10.380 It wasn't anybody's property.

00:31:11.680 I was like 13.

00:31:12.900 It's like we admit crimes on here, nigga.

00:31:15.280 We are here admitting crimes.

00:31:17.340 It was a controlled burn.

00:31:18.580 He was helping, so the wildfires didn't happen.

00:31:19.480 I will say, I can't hold that black guy responsible, though, because we've already,

00:31:25.480 like a bunch of episodes ago, we figured out that they don't think past like five seconds.

00:31:31.680 Right.

00:31:31.880 It's tough because they're not human.

00:31:33.700 They can't have a sense of morality.

00:31:34.900 So can you blame them for anything?

00:31:36.460 Well, it's not even that.

00:31:37.160 It's just that they don't, they can't think past the next five seconds.

00:31:40.480 And so when he threw that, it was just going off into, like, it was just like whatever happens,

00:31:45.060 but it's just going out.

00:31:46.020 It's just.

00:31:46.400 I'm surprised he remembered, like, once he threw it, by the time it fell, he was already

00:31:50.040 on to the next thing.

00:31:51.040 He was like, I don't fucking.

00:31:52.020 No, he was just like, I want to run.

00:31:53.600 Like, that's just what we do.

00:31:54.460 We just run.

00:31:55.020 And so then they just started running.

00:31:56.500 Yeah, but you know what, though?

00:31:57.200 They're not all retarded, Cole.

00:31:58.600 I have a video here of one that's pretty fucking cool.

00:32:04.900 He's a good retard.

00:32:10.360 I fucking love this video.

00:32:12.140 Serious question.

00:32:12.880 Does he twitch like that all the time?

00:32:14.240 Or is he just when he's pretending to play the piano?

00:32:16.940 This is going to be fake.

00:32:17.800 And y'all told me Crib Daddy was dead.

00:32:19.600 He's alive and well in our hearts.

00:32:24.600 Share my screen real quick.

00:32:26.340 I just, like, you guys always say that you don't like black people, but I love this energy.

00:32:30.880 Listen.

00:32:31.300 We're not your little niggas.

00:32:34.060 Wait, play.

00:32:34.880 Like, for real.

00:32:35.880 All that big homie stuff, that's for little niggas.

00:32:38.600 Little niggas have big homies.

00:32:40.720 We're not little niggas, so we don't even respect big homies.

00:32:45.140 I know killer doesn't, and for me, I never respected niggas in the streets.

00:32:51.220 That's why I always got the problems I got.

00:32:54.280 Niggas would tell me, Mace, chill.

00:32:56.020 No, chill for what?

00:32:57.520 Who is this nigga?

00:32:59.640 That's how I feel listening to this, man.

00:33:01.980 Like, I want to respect you, but I can't.

00:33:06.760 Wait, you lacked on crack.

00:33:08.780 That's what black podcasting is.

00:33:10.860 That's just such a spectacular rant.

00:33:12.540 Yes, it's fucking Mace.

00:33:13.420 That's hilarious.

00:33:15.140 That's, it's so bad.

00:33:18.000 It's like, I've watched black podcasts, and it's all like that.

00:33:20.780 I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

00:33:22.760 Bro.

00:33:23.340 I speak it.

00:33:24.680 I understand it entirely.

00:33:25.920 No, dude.

00:33:26.360 I've watched.

00:33:27.280 You don't get it.

00:33:28.240 He's not a little nigga.

00:33:29.860 He's like a big nigga.

00:33:31.300 Let me explain this in white.

00:33:33.740 So, as a successful man, he does not have to listen to or respect an unsuccessful man.

00:33:41.440 So, that is a big nigga versus a little nigga.

00:33:42.900 So, he's just going back and forth, but he's just explaining it in hood, and I fucking loved it.

00:33:47.600 Well, what's a big homie?

00:33:48.720 He says, I can't respect you, because you haven't made anything of yourself, and so I can't respect you.

00:33:53.480 Yeah.

00:33:53.720 And people that aren't worthy of respect think that their words have some impact on you.

00:33:59.040 They do not.

00:33:59.600 You got to twist it.

00:34:01.740 You think I'm a little nigga when I'm, in fact, a big nigga.

00:34:04.520 Correct.

00:34:04.700 So, Jeff Teague, if y'all, anybody, like, I know Clint has.

00:34:09.020 Dude, we should have an entire segment called Explaining Hood Shit.

00:34:11.860 No, seriously, seriously, because we could do it with the, so there's a Club 520 podcast, which is Jeff Teague.

00:34:17.200 He was a former point guard in the NBA for years, and it's a really, like, it's a really good, like, NBA podcast, but then they'll do, like, black topics.

00:34:24.940 And, like, I am, they will talk for 15 minutes.

00:34:28.040 I will understand nothing.

00:34:29.560 Like, I'm literally listening.

00:34:30.500 We should do that.

00:34:31.000 And I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about.

00:34:35.580 And, like, I'll get some, like, context clues.

00:34:37.720 Like, they'll say something.

00:34:38.300 This will be great.

00:34:39.040 We'll do a segment.

00:34:40.040 We'll play a clip from a black podcast.

00:34:42.900 Cole and Top will explain what they don't understand about it, and then Jose and I will explain what they're actually saying.

00:34:48.680 Explaining spook shit.

00:34:49.500 And then, yeah, and then Toad will just hop in and be like, what, what, what?

00:34:55.640 What?

00:34:56.360 No, I was like, like, basically, y'all are just going to do the airplane speaking jive, like, the bitch.

00:35:04.340 Yeah.

00:35:05.060 Kind of like that.

00:35:05.740 Excuse me, stewardess.

00:35:07.020 I speak jive.

00:35:07.960 What I don't understand about white people that don't understand black people is that what they're saying is so simple.

00:35:13.700 It's so simple.

00:35:14.640 Well, of course it is.

00:35:15.960 But for some reason it's.

00:35:17.800 They're simplistic thinkers.

00:35:18.340 But you can't understand it.

00:35:19.420 They came back to that.

00:35:20.340 They were just like, NBA player Jeff Teague lives at his parents' house.

00:35:23.340 They had a whole little thing about that.

00:35:25.180 That shit was funny.

00:35:26.020 I feel like you were struggling with that.

00:35:27.320 I moved back to Indy.

00:35:28.540 My house was in Atlanta.

00:35:29.820 And when I first got back here, I didn't have a house.

00:35:31.640 My mom and dad literally took my house that I had bought here.

00:35:34.700 So they had a house, but they liked my house.

00:35:36.520 There's no room for that nigga, isn't it?

00:35:38.000 I came to my house, went to my room that was my room, and it was my mom and dad's room.

00:35:43.060 And I'm like, what y'all doing over here?

00:35:44.980 They're like, oh, yeah, we renting our house out.

00:35:46.720 They're like, we didn't think he was ever coming back.

00:35:48.260 I was like, okay, but now I need my house back.

00:35:50.980 They wasn't going.

00:35:51.920 So I went to the basement.

00:35:53.700 Like what I'm supposed to do, bro.

00:35:55.520 They ran with this story.

00:35:57.400 That's the most simple story of all time.

00:35:59.580 I understood that one.

00:36:01.100 They make simple things, and they take them, and they make them profound.

00:36:03.980 Like the little nigga, big nigga thing, it was their profundity.

00:36:06.680 It was a very small thing, and he made it profound.

00:36:09.020 That's what they do.

00:36:09.600 I think it's an IQ issue for sure.

00:36:11.700 Like they do find profundities in things that are very simple, and it aggravates me.

00:36:17.720 When I worked with black people, it was the same thing.

00:36:19.480 I was like, they would talk to me, and I'd be like, I don't know what the fuck this guy just said.

00:36:22.600 And it's very dangerous that I don't know what you just said.

00:36:24.620 We're working in a very dangerous environment.

00:36:26.180 But I can't understand you.

00:36:28.400 See, I think there's value in finding profundity in the simplistic aspects of life.

00:36:35.460 It actually brings joy to my day-to-day.

00:36:40.360 The wonder with which black people approach street dynamics, I love to hear them explain it.

00:36:47.640 I think it's fantastic.

00:36:48.820 The wonder or the violence in which they approach this thing?

00:36:51.800 I don't really appreciate the violent aspects of it, but I think that there is, yeah, there's some profound aspects of it.

00:36:57.800 Do you think Neil deGrasse Tyson could do this type of, like, speak that kind of job?

00:37:02.160 Do you think he could be a translator?

00:37:03.960 That kind of job?

00:37:04.280 I think he would sound more racist than I do trying to pretend like I'm black.

00:37:09.820 Oh, yeah.

00:37:11.280 I honestly believe that.

00:37:12.780 He hates black people.

00:37:13.360 Like, really hates them.

00:37:14.760 I bet you he hasn't actually, he hasn't had a black friend since, like, elementary school.

00:37:19.460 I would bet it.

00:37:20.360 Do you still think he does black things?

00:37:22.320 I don't have jungle fever, for the record.

00:37:23.780 I have no interest in sleeping with black people.

00:37:25.560 Kill people?

00:37:25.860 What are black things?

00:37:27.660 Watermelon, fried chicken, like, beeps.

00:37:33.640 Non-intelligent endeavors?

00:37:35.920 Yeah.

00:37:36.940 Like, being loud.

00:37:38.380 Murder by Ottoman?

00:37:41.160 He doesn't hear the cosmic beep, man.

00:37:46.200 Title of the episode.

00:37:47.320 See, my name did a clip in jail.

00:37:51.060 Murder by Ottoman, obviously.

00:37:54.200 Yeah.

00:37:55.420 Drive-by, yeah.

00:37:56.580 When was the last time you think Neil deGrasse Tyson did a drive-by?

00:37:59.160 What are you, Armenian?

00:38:00.300 You got murdered by Ottoman?

00:38:02.800 Oh, my God.

00:38:04.740 A history joke.

00:38:06.660 That was actually pretty good.

00:38:08.360 It's a good history joke, but still a history joke.

00:38:10.660 Say it again, say it again, because I need to, I need to, like, let that soak.

00:38:15.080 Please say that one more time.

00:38:16.620 What are you, Armenian?

00:38:17.760 You got murdered by Ottoman?

00:38:20.060 It's fucking, it's a, it's a banger.

00:38:22.140 If we were smarter.

00:38:23.820 Yeah.

00:38:24.180 I mean, that was the hard part, is that you have to just remember the turkey, and Toad

00:38:27.700 with a banger.

00:38:29.880 An Ottoman Empire reference.

00:38:35.080 I love how Toad gets to, like, the delayed banger.

00:38:38.060 It was, it was a banger for sure, but that was like.

00:38:39.820 You got to think about it, man.

00:38:40.940 I'm basically black.

00:38:43.640 What?

00:38:44.280 Why?

00:38:44.840 Toad's going to be pulling out a sick man of Europe joke here soon.

00:38:48.000 Did you say you're basically black, but didn't explain at all why, or did I miss that?

00:38:52.100 So, Toad has, Toad has legitimate profanity.

00:38:54.960 It's just, like, it's, it's in the autistic spectrum, so it's different.

00:38:58.940 It, like, like, the black person's profanity is in the 80 IQ range.

00:39:02.220 His is in the, like, 125, 130.

00:39:04.240 If you're not above that, you can, you just can't fuck with it.

00:39:06.020 156, man, but it's got to go through that.

00:39:07.320 Nigga, I'm not talking about your IQ, you fucking stroke apple brain.

00:39:11.300 I don't know.

00:39:11.960 Jesus Christ, dude.

00:39:14.040 I'm talking about the threshold by which you might understand what the fuck you're talking about.

00:39:18.300 That's what I'm saying.

00:39:19.380 I get it.

00:39:19.880 I was listening to last week's episode, Toad, and you hit a fucking crazy bang.

00:39:24.020 I don't remember what it was, but nobody got it.

00:39:26.580 And I heard it, and I was like, that was genius.

00:39:30.420 Something about your delivery, dude.

00:39:31.720 You gotta fucking worry.

00:39:32.520 It's horrible.

00:39:32.920 My mind is, well, nobody listens to me.

00:39:34.660 That's the problem.

00:39:36.860 You can't keep getting away with it!

00:39:41.280 It's just because, like, 80% of what you have to say is not funny, so.

00:39:44.240 Yeah, it's like we were, you're, it's like if we pass out to, like, somebody, like, a three-point shooter.

00:39:49.180 I'm like white noise.

00:39:50.320 You can't, you can't hear me.

00:39:51.640 Yeah, it's like an 80-20 rule when normally I just can't fuck with you, you know?

00:39:56.240 But, like, I know that the 20 is gonna be good, so I tried to fuck with you.

00:39:59.400 Where were you going with that white noise joke?

00:40:00.920 I was interested, and then you got cut off.

00:40:02.820 I was gonna say I have to become black so that you'll actually hear me.

00:40:06.460 Stupid.

00:40:06.740 That's, honestly, it would, it would be, it would be helpful if you could do that, yeah.

00:40:11.300 Thanks, it kinda works, dude.

00:40:14.420 Next mailbag.

00:40:15.540 Fuck it.

00:40:15.820 All right.

00:40:16.060 Harry Balls, what actual sex advice can you give Toad, like, on manscaping, penetration,

00:40:25.260 finding the clit, not just the generic don't skip the pussy.

00:40:29.780 You don't think I manscaped, sir?

00:40:31.920 Why waste our breath?

00:40:33.700 No, what I want to ask is, like, I want to ask.

00:40:35.620 I don't know more about manscaping than these, I guess.

00:40:36.560 Is there sex advice on penetration?

00:40:39.680 Like, isn't it just kind of, like, the whole.

00:40:41.800 Put your dick in.

00:40:43.020 Put it in and out until the goop comes out the tip of it.

00:40:47.880 I feel like, maybe, like, it's just, like.

00:40:49.400 You're gonna want to look for that thing.

00:40:52.640 I could find that clit, actually.

00:40:54.220 Do you think if you showed, like, if, like, someone that has never seen a pussy,

00:40:57.760 and you showed them that, and then you showed them that, and you were, like, study this,

00:41:00.840 then go have sex, do you think they could figure it out just from that, like, image,

00:41:04.040 even though it's a horse pussy?

00:41:05.000 All you need to know is that the clit's at the top.

00:41:07.100 I don't know why this is such a fucking, like, challenge.

00:41:09.500 You know what I mean?

00:41:10.180 Really?

00:41:10.560 You could just kind of poke it with your dick, and eventually things will work out.

00:41:13.920 You know, eventually they'll fucking, whoop, all right, we're in there.

00:41:16.420 The clit can sound your dick, yeah.

00:41:18.360 Clint is the worst at sex, probably, out of all of us, because.

00:41:21.900 I got that one wrong.

00:41:23.600 No, 100% you are.

00:41:25.380 Here's the thing.

00:41:26.260 If I gave you a little, like, if I gave you a little dick, like, not a little dick,

00:41:30.040 but, like, whatever dick.

00:41:31.440 Oh, yeah, if I had to, like, actually work it.

00:41:33.560 He had a non-beautiful dick, yeah.

00:41:35.920 It's the skill, it's like in sports, where you have, like, skill versus, like, athleticism.

00:41:40.180 He's had a sick dick for so long, he's been unappreciative.

00:41:42.820 Clint's the guy that's playing center and standing in the fucking, right in the hole with his hands up.

00:41:49.420 No, you're right.

00:41:49.980 That's a great point.

00:41:50.560 He's a dude that dunks and doesn't have to jump, you know?

00:41:53.040 Like, you ever see those guys?

00:41:53.920 They just, like, yeah.

00:41:54.960 Yeah.

00:41:55.580 And by the way, those dudes never make it to the league.

00:41:57.520 Ever.

00:41:58.440 Yeah.

00:41:59.020 No, they don't.

00:41:59.880 But then you have a guy like Jokic, which he's big, but he's, like, he's also, like, but he's just super skillful.

00:42:04.280 Like, he just has a bunch of skill, and that's why he's in.

00:42:06.320 So, like, that's the guy with the tiny dick, but can, like, really, like, can fuck.

00:42:09.680 Yeah, the Muggsy Bogues.

00:42:11.500 Muggsy Bogues, my favorite, man.

00:42:13.020 Honestly, the reason I became pretty decent at basketball, despite being white, was that I was very short.

00:42:18.540 So, all through, like, my prime years of playing, I was only 5'4".

00:42:22.660 So, by the time I became 6'1", I was like, oh, this nigga's got handles.

00:42:27.660 Why did I still suck?

00:42:30.080 Because you never grew, dog.

00:42:32.000 Yeah.

00:42:32.560 Also, you have to have some sort of athleticism.

00:42:35.020 Like, you have to have, like, something.

00:42:36.140 You just can't have zero.

00:42:37.400 Like, having zero is, like, not going to work.

00:42:38.980 Like, if you get at least 10%.

00:42:40.480 It's like a late bloomer woman.

00:42:42.020 So, like, if a girl was ugly in high school and she blooms in college, that's wife material.

00:42:47.980 If she blooms in middle school, she never develops a personality.

00:42:51.500 Like, forget about it.

00:42:52.920 Yeah.

00:42:53.620 Move it on.

00:42:55.320 You also always need to keep in mind, add, like, keep in mind, like, you like them.

00:43:00.020 I like them thick, but you need to keep in mind there's going to be some extra thickness added after children come along.

00:43:04.740 So, go a few sizes smaller than the thickness you like ahead of time.

00:43:09.700 So, that's the way to go.

00:43:10.760 If a chick has 30 pounds of extra weight in her 20s, she's going to be 300 pounds by the time she's 40.

00:43:14.960 Yeah.

00:43:15.480 Exactly.

00:43:16.100 So, take into account.

00:43:17.020 Get someone.

00:43:17.820 Even if you do, like, big old fat booties, like, get someone that's a little tired than what you like.

00:43:21.600 Keep in mind, a baby or two later, you're going to have that big fat booty.

00:43:25.220 If you get what you want now, it's going to be sloppy and gross later.

00:43:28.180 Correct.

00:43:28.380 How much is the, she's going to look like her mom?

00:43:31.620 Is that, like, do you think?

00:43:32.900 It's a lot, dude.

00:43:33.920 It's a lot.

00:43:34.380 It's true.

00:43:34.940 It's a lie?

00:43:35.540 Or, oh, it's a lie.

00:43:36.100 No, it's a lot.

00:43:36.940 There's a lot to do that, yeah.

00:43:40.300 I tell my wife all the time, keep running into your mom.

00:43:42.380 I worry about that, too.

00:43:44.100 Yeah.

00:43:44.540 My mother-in-law is fat and ugly.

00:43:46.840 Climb your river about that.

00:43:49.320 Yeah, your wife is going to be that, too.

00:43:51.160 Does your mother-in-law give shitty blowjobs?

00:43:56.320 Hey, they were better than Elizabeth, I'll tell you that.

00:43:59.980 Fuck you, dude.

00:44:01.320 Yo, Cole, when's the next time you're coming over to hang out?

00:44:03.400 When are you coming to my house to stay over?

00:44:05.060 I need to.

00:44:05.580 Like, are we not doing the thing in, is it April?

00:44:09.480 We're going to have to push it back.

00:44:10.940 We're going to have to push it back.

00:44:11.560 Honestly, pushing it back will be easier.

00:44:13.300 But, I mean, yeah, the biggest thing is I've got a big thing in May.

00:44:18.360 But then after that, you want to do the summer again?

00:44:20.560 I've got to be back over there.

00:44:22.640 I'm trying to get really – because in my mind, I'm getting shredded

00:44:25.760 because I'm coming to your house, and I have to, like, look good

00:44:28.260 when I'm in the pool.

00:44:29.200 That's, like, why I literally –

00:44:30.460 I'm not cute for my boys.

00:44:32.580 But I'm happy if I don't, like, vomit in tops the yard.

00:44:36.760 Yeah.

00:44:37.600 I consider that to be a win.

00:44:38.900 Dude, that's a crazy motivation.

00:44:40.440 I'd be like, I want to look good for the six hours I'm with you per year.

00:44:45.760 It's pretty gay, actually.

00:44:48.780 I want to look better than that.

00:44:50.120 Wow.

00:44:51.140 Hell, yeah.

00:44:51.740 That wasn't great.

00:44:52.460 You look pretty good, man.

00:44:53.700 No, I need the full chiseled six-pack abs.

00:44:57.400 That's a good pretty low.

00:44:58.480 I could get down to, like, 160 to get that.

00:45:00.380 Yeah, further advice for Toad.

00:45:02.360 Honest to God, like, I don't know what he wants.

00:45:05.920 It's pretty evident to me that he doesn't know that.

00:45:07.300 I don't know what I want.

00:45:08.320 Yeah, but, like, I mean, like, I don't know what you want at all.

00:45:11.380 I don't know if you want to actually have a relationship with a woman.

00:45:14.060 And I'm being totally honest.

00:45:15.240 Like, do you want that?

00:45:17.320 Yeah.

00:45:17.700 Yeah.

00:45:18.660 You do.

00:45:19.480 Yeah.

00:45:19.760 I would say my advice, just do it.

00:45:22.720 Just do it.

00:45:23.500 It's really a simple set.

00:45:24.680 Why don't you do that if you want to?

00:45:26.680 Like, in ugly horrors, like anything, just get them under your belt.

00:45:30.100 Just do it.

00:45:31.180 Just do it.

00:45:32.000 The way I live my life is that the things that I want, I pursue them.

00:45:34.840 What are you doing?

00:45:37.460 I'm letting them come to me because of my madness.

00:45:44.380 They haven't been coming, you need to go pursue them now.

00:45:46.740 No, no, no, that's actually not true.

00:45:47.860 It's been 38 years, buddy.

00:45:48.340 You have had girls that have pursued you, and you still don't meet up with them.

00:45:52.200 So what are you doing?

00:45:53.500 That's true.

00:45:54.080 I fucked that up.

00:45:55.640 So what do you want, then?

00:45:57.500 Did you subconsciously fuck that up?

00:46:00.240 Like, your subconscious was meant you to fuck it up so that because you're afraid of getting your gay?

00:46:07.040 My subconscious was like, this can't happen.

00:46:09.220 Yeah.

00:46:09.960 What can't happen?

00:46:10.940 Afraid of coming.

00:46:12.600 I do live my life a quarter mile at the time.

00:46:14.340 Sometimes an eighth of a mile.

00:46:15.120 A shirtless quarter mile, by the way.

00:46:16.780 Does Benzo ever watch our show anymore?

00:46:18.820 Where is she?

00:46:19.660 I don't know.

00:46:19.980 She's dead.

00:46:20.400 She's probably the last one that you talked to.

00:46:24.080 Yeah.

00:46:24.780 You killed her.

00:46:25.200 I saw her somewhere recently.

00:46:26.380 She's still dead.

00:46:26.620 Zero to 60 in 3.9 seconds.

00:46:27.960 She didn't kill herself over Toad.

00:46:29.520 That'd be pathetic.

00:46:32.420 I would hope not.

00:46:35.120 Next mailbag question.

00:46:36.360 Yeah, next mailbag.

00:46:37.140 I could give really good advice if he was trying to date, but he's not.

00:46:42.360 So, what advice?

00:46:43.320 Why would I give advice?

00:46:44.620 Honestly, genuinely, the best advice, just do it.

00:46:47.480 Just bang some whores.

00:46:48.740 Just fuck.

00:46:50.260 Just fuck.

00:46:51.220 Just do it.

00:46:51.760 Just start dating.

00:46:52.840 Just putting some notches in the belt.

00:46:54.520 That's all you got to do.

00:46:55.360 Are you on dating apps?

00:46:57.260 No.

00:46:57.680 Oh, that's a good question.

00:46:58.120 Why are you not on dating apps?

00:46:59.000 Just swipe right.

00:46:59.720 Just nothing but right.

00:47:00.860 Didn't work out.

00:47:01.200 You say yes to everything.

00:47:02.260 Didn't work out?

00:47:02.980 What the fuck?

00:47:03.580 You live in, like, Boston.

00:47:05.100 There's probably a bit of a fucking...

00:47:05.920 Here, I'm going to give you really good advice.

00:47:08.640 Do not download dating apps.

00:47:10.700 I agree.

00:47:11.240 You need to work out.

00:47:13.940 You don't need any dating apps.

00:47:15.440 I agree with that.

00:47:16.340 You don't need any rejection.

00:47:17.680 You don't need any sad DMs.

00:47:19.060 You don't need any of that.

00:47:19.940 You need to fucking work out until you feel good about yourself.

00:47:22.960 Once you feel good about yourself, women will gravitate to you.

00:47:26.100 Until that happens...

00:47:26.980 I disagree with that, yeah.

00:47:28.220 Well, yeah, you shouldn't, because it's the truth.

00:47:30.460 If you feel good about you, you will fucking...

00:47:32.440 You will attract women.

00:47:33.140 There is a girl...

00:47:33.860 Do you disagree with that, too?

00:47:34.680 There is a girl that works with my wife.

00:47:36.960 She works with my wife.

00:47:38.360 She's single.

00:47:39.460 She's a little older than you.

00:47:41.260 And she looks just like you.

00:47:43.280 Perfect.

00:47:43.800 Match man.

00:47:44.940 I swear to God.

00:47:46.640 It's the meanest thing I've ever heard.

00:47:48.400 We found that...

00:47:49.440 You remember that tranny who was...

00:47:51.920 It's saying it's been rough or whatever?

00:47:53.720 Yes.

00:47:54.180 We found another video of that.

00:47:55.580 Toad, whenever we say go fuck yourself, that's what we're talking about.

00:48:00.060 We're saying go fuck that...

00:48:01.640 No, she looks like the female version of Toad.

00:48:03.740 Not that she has a beard or anything, but she's kind of short and frumpy.

00:48:07.780 Cute Toad?

00:48:08.440 Short and frumpy.

00:48:09.500 Is she good looking?

00:48:09.840 Yeah, she's really nice.

00:48:11.760 She probably has a hairbrush.

00:48:12.520 She's nice.

00:48:12.660 Are you trying to set him up or are you just trying to insult him?

00:48:14.600 I don't know.

00:48:15.000 Toad, you know what?

00:48:16.020 My wife has brought it up a number of times and I said Toad is never...

00:48:19.200 He would never go for her.

00:48:20.760 But like you would...

00:48:21.760 You and her would be great.

00:48:22.260 His standards are way too high.

00:48:23.660 It's kind of retarded.

00:48:24.480 No, not really.

00:48:24.880 Number 41, by the way, Tyler.

00:48:28.320 Thanks.

00:48:28.800 In the topics.

00:48:29.860 Alright, wait a fucking mailbag.

00:48:31.100 Go ahead.

00:48:31.440 Read it.

00:48:32.520 Charles says black women often have pika eating non-food items like dish soap.

00:48:38.780 Okay.

00:48:40.460 If you were a black woman, what would your pika item be?

00:48:44.880 What would I eat?

00:48:45.680 That's a good question.

00:48:46.460 Boogers.

00:48:46.780 That's not food?

00:48:48.060 That's not food.

00:48:48.420 That's food.

00:48:49.580 Is boogers a food item?

00:48:50.860 That's an awful question.

00:48:52.400 That is so bad.

00:48:53.200 I mean, boogers are edible.

00:48:54.580 So you can't...

00:48:55.620 If you were to eat inanimate objects, what would you eat?

00:48:58.280 But it's not food.

00:48:59.420 I don't think...

00:48:59.860 I don't think edible...

00:49:00.780 It's not necessarily edible because edible just means you can't eat it.

00:49:03.940 It's non-edible objects.

00:49:04.500 It's stuff you literally can eat but you're not supposed to.

00:49:07.060 Like...

00:49:07.300 Can it be something that...

00:49:08.140 But it can still be edible.

00:49:09.400 Like dish soap is edible.

00:49:10.480 You can eat it.

00:49:11.180 Can it be something inedible but like it has something edible within it?

00:49:15.140 It could be like hair wax or something.

00:49:17.460 It's weird.

00:49:18.320 Don't overthink it.

00:49:19.380 I would go with cocaine.

00:49:21.160 Yeah.

00:49:21.860 I'm going to eat it with my nose.

00:49:23.180 Just like eat it by a spoonful.

00:49:27.120 Like it probably does something.

00:49:27.940 I used to just eat the entire sugar packet like with the paper and all just fling it

00:49:31.260 in there.

00:49:31.820 You know, that's diabetes.

00:49:33.000 We're talking about like other weird stuff.

00:49:34.760 What would I eat?

00:49:35.260 Because there was the other one was they were eating the cornstarch.

00:49:38.100 Remember that?

00:49:38.640 They would take like spoonfuls of cornstarch.

00:49:40.560 Yep.

00:49:41.180 Yeah.

00:49:41.360 I like that one bitch that ate her couch.

00:49:43.840 That was dope.

00:49:44.260 Well, number three on the list, by the way, ties into this.

00:49:48.380 That's kind of...

00:49:48.920 You know what it would be for me?

00:49:50.200 Like I think...

00:49:50.680 Because I think of just the movie Elf.

00:49:52.540 I think it would be the cotton balls.

00:49:54.380 Just fucking just...

00:49:55.120 Just munch on a couple of those.

00:49:56.020 I would eat Q-tips for sure.

00:49:59.240 Oh, Q-tips might be good too.

00:50:00.960 Kind of use them as like a toothpick, but you just kind of like...

00:50:03.120 Yeah.

00:50:03.720 I ate a coaster once.

00:50:06.060 You had a little extra flavor.

00:50:09.260 That's so gross.

00:50:11.820 You ate a coaster?

00:50:13.060 Why did you eat the coaster?

00:50:15.140 It was like one of those Sam Adams coasters.

00:50:17.600 It's kind of like paper, almost like cardboard.

00:50:20.280 I don't know.

00:50:20.620 I folded it up and ate it just because people wanted to see me do it.

00:50:23.780 Oh, it was like at a bar?

00:50:25.360 Yeah.

00:50:25.580 It was awful.

00:50:26.860 It's like I was alone at home.

00:50:28.780 No, no.

00:50:29.340 It was with a bunch of people.

00:50:30.960 Oh.

00:50:31.700 Oh.

00:50:32.260 Oh, yes.

00:50:33.600 What the fuck is that in the...

00:50:35.540 Oh, it's like dog food.

00:50:37.000 Oh, no.

00:50:37.520 No, no.

00:50:38.120 It's their regular food, but it gets weirder.

00:50:40.820 All right.

00:50:41.200 Let's...

00:50:41.600 It's not even a good haircut.

00:50:57.300 It doesn't have to be gone.

00:51:00.360 It doesn't have to be gone.

00:51:01.340 No, it's nice.

00:51:04.360 It's a lot more than I thought he would do.

00:51:08.000 Oh, look.

00:51:08.720 Another black screen is what they're saying.

00:51:10.600 The audience has just seen a black screen.

00:51:13.400 It's an Indian.

00:51:14.320 Honestly, a black screen is better than watching it.

00:51:17.280 Yeah, this is awful.

00:51:17.820 Would this earn your trust?

00:51:19.660 You know what bothers me most about this is how great his hair is.

00:51:23.320 You know what I mean?

00:51:24.100 Yeah.

00:51:24.720 Oh, he has like the pompadour type of thing going on?

00:51:27.480 Yeah, dude.

00:51:28.080 His hair is fucking awesome.

00:51:29.840 Yeah.

00:51:31.540 That means nobody's earned his trust.

00:51:33.620 My honest opinion about India at this point is that they've realized that they will go viral

00:51:37.680 doing random shit.

00:51:38.820 So, they're just leaning into it.

00:51:40.480 I don't think this is actually a thing that happens otherwise.

00:51:42.280 I saw a stat that said only 35% of India is online, which means we're seeing the best 35%.

00:51:54.960 No, that's definitely not the best.

00:51:57.420 35% of Indians are responsible for 90% of the shit online?

00:52:02.340 Yeah.

00:52:02.700 No, Toad, it's their best 35% because it's the top 35% that has the internet.

00:52:08.920 So, the bottom 65%.

00:52:12.320 Just seeing that Toad bitch is so funny to me.

00:52:14.640 Sorry, keep going.

00:52:15.340 I'm sorry.

00:52:15.780 So, the bottom 65% still isn't on.

00:52:17.920 So, there's so much more shit going on over there that we don't even see.

00:52:22.240 Like, we could see way worse.

00:52:24.520 It makes me have so much less respect for Clint because I know how he feels about Vivek Ramaswamy.

00:52:28.680 Yeah.

00:52:29.300 And like, the more I see that heat over.

00:52:32.300 I like Cash Patel.

00:52:33.460 I don't think he's there.

00:52:34.120 What if he went all of a sudden Cash is fine?

00:52:36.820 Well, I like Vivek because he went barefoot.

00:52:39.100 What?

00:52:39.420 I saw something that people were hating on Cash.

00:52:41.720 Why is Cash okay?

00:52:42.280 I don't understand.

00:52:43.440 I think I said so.

00:52:44.560 I thought they were hating on him this week.

00:52:46.440 Because I'm arbitrarily drawing lines, obviously.

00:52:50.260 Based on vibes.

00:52:52.620 Him and Pam Bondi were getting like fucking...

00:52:55.440 Pam Bondi, like, for sure.

00:52:57.560 She was getting roasted for all that shit.

00:52:58.820 But then I saw people were like lumping Cash in there, too.

00:53:00.820 I was like, did he do something recently?

00:53:02.640 He didn't do anything.

00:53:03.620 Well, yeah.

00:53:04.000 He's the head of the FBI.

00:53:04.920 He does own some of this.

00:53:07.500 Oh, for letting out the exesit.

00:53:09.700 Yeah, he's the one who's supposed to be procuring the documents.

00:53:12.380 It's the New York FBI that was withholding the documents.

00:53:14.840 It was...

00:53:15.160 Oh, so because of the exesit now.

00:53:16.280 So, Bob Bondi just deserves some blame, but so does he.

00:53:20.000 He just walked in the door.

00:53:21.540 So does she.

00:53:23.200 But she's been the face of it.

00:53:25.220 Yeah, she's a dumb bitch going, we're going to get the obscene documents to you tomorrow.

00:53:31.680 Yeah, she's misleading us.

00:53:32.940 She's lying.

00:53:33.720 Dude, I think she brought the heat on herself because she went on Fox News saying that shit.

00:53:37.140 Yeah, that was...

00:53:37.540 Cash didn't do that, so he didn't get the heat.

00:53:40.200 That's as simple as that.

00:53:41.640 Is that probably the worst, like...

00:53:44.820 I'm not going to say the worst PR disaster.

00:53:46.900 It was funny because you had the Zelensky thing happen at almost the exact same time,

00:53:52.420 and that might be the worst PR...

00:53:53.680 Yeah, that was the next day.

00:53:54.240 That might be the worst PR disaster in politics history of going on and basically fucking your home.

00:53:59.740 ...out of it.

00:54:00.460 I'd shut down the FBI Hoover building on day one and reopening the next day as a museum of the deep state.

00:54:08.240 Look at his eyes.

00:54:08.680 What day is it today?

00:54:10.180 Just for the record.

00:54:11.120 Just for the record, it didn't happen.

00:54:13.040 It's like day 30.

00:54:14.240 Oh, really?

00:54:14.660 He's lying to the people.

00:54:17.460 Who cares?

00:54:17.800 But look at his eyes.

00:54:19.060 Can you just pull that back up and show his face?

00:54:22.080 Like, this is a face.

00:54:23.220 It's a face of an unstable man.

00:54:25.260 Look at that face.

00:54:26.440 It's a method face.

00:54:27.660 Would you let him eat your hair, though?

00:54:29.280 Dude, that...

00:54:31.100 Yeah, sure.

00:54:31.780 Why not?

00:54:32.700 Look at that face.

00:54:34.320 How could you not like that?

00:54:35.320 That's intensity, man.

00:54:36.420 I just fucking like this guy.

00:54:38.140 That's how they look at black people when they're stealing in their 7-Eleven store.

00:54:41.800 That's the look of a man who's seen foreign leaders with...

00:54:44.660 Those are crazy eyes, man.

00:54:47.240 Crazy eyes, man.

00:54:50.740 All right.

00:54:51.300 Let's see.

00:54:51.660 Let's see what Toad is to say.

00:54:53.460 I don't even know how to start this, so we're just going to get into it.

00:54:56.720 I was wearing this outfit.

00:54:59.160 It says, God is busy.

00:55:01.100 Can I help you?

00:55:02.760 And it's...

00:55:03.840 And I have my hat.

00:55:05.520 Pretty standard, typical stuff for an atheistic, satanic reverend who is just going about their

00:55:12.900 daily life.

00:55:14.420 I was in a Dollar General because I wanted more of my queso because it was there.

00:55:19.980 Did she say atheist...

00:55:22.520 Atheist agnostic or atheist agnostic reverend?

00:55:26.320 Is that what you're saying?

00:55:26.700 Yeah.

00:55:27.240 No, satanic reverend.

00:55:28.860 Is there a situation as an atheist satanic reverend?

00:55:32.600 Is that a thing?

00:55:33.280 Yeah.

00:55:33.500 I mean, it depends on what you mean by satanism.

00:55:35.860 Doesn't reverend have a connotation?

00:55:38.360 Well, there's a satanism where there are just atheists that are LARPing to piss off.

00:55:42.500 There's different types of satanism.

00:55:43.620 No, there are reverends within LeVean satanism.

00:55:46.940 It's just a gay little social club at that point.

00:55:48.960 If you watch Nephilim Death Squad.

00:55:50.340 I don't have 100 hours a week, Topps, so just answer the question.

00:55:54.260 Watch one.

00:55:55.260 We talk about it every day, Clint.

00:55:56.860 That's true.

00:55:57.380 You probably do.

00:55:58.500 In this video, by the way, I am pissed off at a MAGA dude that works at a Dollar General.

00:56:04.260 What other choices did she have but to be a fucking atheist satanist?

00:56:08.520 Look at that.

00:56:09.100 I'll give you the choice.

00:56:10.520 I'll give you the choice.

00:56:11.560 She has actually two really good options.

00:56:13.620 One, go to the gym.

00:56:14.920 Two, play a 1960s Chinaman in Hollywood.

00:56:20.420 I'd say there's a third choice.

00:56:21.680 There's a third choice, and you're not going to say it.

00:56:25.040 Well, it's been rough.

00:56:28.920 The third choice, Clint, is kill herself, and that's probably actually the correct answer.

00:56:33.560 That's probably where it's leading.

00:56:35.200 Let's play this.

00:56:35.920 I'm really into this.

00:56:36.920 Let's keep going.

00:56:38.420 Who is just going about their daily life?

00:56:41.400 I was in a Dollar General because I wanted more of my queso because it was there, and we were going by it.

00:56:47.820 I'll talk pause real quick.

00:56:49.120 And we get into the Dollar General.

00:56:51.960 The black.

00:56:52.780 Four minutes.

00:56:53.880 This is four minutes.

00:56:54.280 We can stop fucking pausing this.

00:56:55.600 What the fuck?

00:56:55.780 No, I just love this.

00:56:56.960 She's like, I need my queso.

00:56:58.580 Got ahead to Dollar General.

00:57:01.420 Doesn't her, don't her teeth look like they smell bad?

00:57:03.800 Yeah, they are bright.

00:57:06.460 Dude, what's crazy, too, is no matter the amount of testosterone they take, they will always have the girl energy, which is what this is.

00:57:14.260 They look like a dude, girl energy will come out no matter what, which is just like, I just can't believe.

00:57:20.360 What are they going to do when they remove the poisons from the food?

00:57:23.240 The yellow five is no longer in the queso.

00:57:25.860 They're going to have to really, this person will straighten out and not know what to do with themselves.

00:57:29.200 They'll become untransed, basically, yeah.

00:57:34.440 The line is pretty long.

00:57:37.880 So, my husband and I are standing in line.

00:57:40.840 What?

00:57:41.320 Whoa.

00:57:42.640 Hold on.

00:57:43.620 Hold on.

00:57:45.660 Dude.

00:57:46.500 Hold the phone.

00:57:47.300 This nigga gets more pussy than Toad, goddammit.

00:57:50.320 Yeah.

00:57:51.620 Well, more pussy.

00:57:53.100 So, the husband fucks her, so this is normal, right?

00:57:55.860 We don't know this.

00:57:57.220 That's a lot of assumptions there.

00:57:58.540 Yeah, this person's got a pussy for sure.

00:58:00.640 Yeah, what the fuck?

00:58:01.600 Wait, wait, wait.

00:58:02.220 I would skip it.

00:58:03.960 Yeah, well.

00:58:05.800 Toad with the banger.

00:58:06.980 Honestly, the first time I would be like, good job, Toad.

00:58:10.280 Yeah.

00:58:10.400 You don't want to fucking look at this.

00:58:13.140 Yo, guys, wait up.

00:58:13.800 We're at like almost at the hour mark.

00:58:15.640 Do you guys want to watch a laney edit and come back to this video?

00:58:18.120 Let's watch laney and come back to this.

00:58:18.800 We could do a lot more to dig into here.

00:58:20.260 All right, that's fine.

00:58:21.120 Yeah, there's a lot more to this.

00:58:22.180 Do we have super chats?

00:58:24.140 Oh, yeah.

00:58:24.520 Do we have any super chats?

00:58:25.320 Yeah, super chats before we get out of here.

00:58:27.340 Yeah.

00:58:27.640 Uh, Tyler.

00:58:30.700 Any super chats?

00:58:31.240 Oh, imagine her and Toad making a baby.

00:58:34.340 No.

00:58:35.200 What would come out?

00:58:36.240 They look exactly like us.

00:58:38.160 Yeah, what would come out, dude?

00:58:39.820 I don't even...

00:58:41.520 That's how you create...

00:58:44.640 Fuck you, John.

00:58:45.500 That's how you create Andrew and the other Tates.

00:58:48.120 Like this, like one dysgenic one and one's just like perfect.

00:58:50.620 That's how you create it.

00:58:51.840 Something like that.

00:58:52.580 They probably make a handsome baby.

00:58:53.820 Something like that.

00:58:54.680 I've seen two ugly people make a beautiful baby.

00:58:58.200 We'd make the hottest baby.

00:59:00.600 That sounds pretty good looking.

00:59:01.620 Dude, the worst is when like really attractive people have an ugly kid.

00:59:05.200 You're like, damn.

00:59:06.040 Yeah.

00:59:06.760 Like, fuck.

00:59:07.560 We just lost the genetic lottery like badly.

00:59:10.060 Yeah, Dave Rubin ain't gonna buy this shit.

00:59:11.760 Let's check it out.

00:59:17.440 Let's check it out.

00:59:18.480 Check it out.

00:59:19.140 That's why you know if it's black.

00:59:20.540 I don't care if we're watching.

00:59:21.560 Dick.

00:59:22.980 Pussy.

00:59:24.620 Nigga.

00:59:26.260 Nigger.

00:59:27.700 Niggas.

00:59:28.880 She-boons.

00:59:30.420 Monkey.

00:59:31.580 Farm equipment.

00:59:32.960 Jew.

00:59:34.320 Troon.

00:59:35.620 Gay.

00:59:36.160 We didn't say kike last week, apparently.

00:59:37.680 I'm disappointed.

00:59:38.420 That's why.

00:59:38.740 No, we didn't.

00:59:39.540 I'm proud of us.

00:59:40.400 That was the first time in years.

00:59:41.760 I'm not proud of us.

00:59:43.680 I think we should have.

00:59:44.960 Oh.

00:59:47.560 Oh, that's beautiful.

00:59:51.900 Oh.

00:59:52.460 Jesus.

00:59:59.140 Sailing my way on the crest of a wave.

01:00:02.520 It's like magic.

01:00:04.660 Oh.

01:00:05.900 Come on.

01:00:06.360 Oh, rolling and riding and slipping and sliding.

01:00:10.180 It's magic.

01:00:13.260 What's up, Jesus?

01:00:14.480 Okay, so every time you say nigger, and it's just like that, right?

01:00:18.140 Yeah.

01:00:18.480 Hey, what's up, nigger?

01:00:20.020 Oh, they can't hear it.

01:00:20.920 It's nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.

01:00:22.300 Oh, I'm just crazy.

01:00:22.900 You know?

01:00:23.000 Oh, I'm just crazy.

01:00:27.100 Higher and higher, baby.

01:00:31.300 It's a living thing.

01:00:35.220 It's a terrible thing to lose.

01:00:39.260 It's a given thing.

01:00:41.980 If you could train the black race into behaving a certain way, how would you train them?

01:00:47.400 What happened with Mersh is that I didn't pay Mersh.

01:01:00.080 I didn't pay Mersh.

01:01:00.920 That's exactly what happened.

01:01:02.460 Dude, it sucks because the other...

01:01:04.280 Next thing.

01:01:05.100 This guy said I stole his joke.

01:01:07.120 I did steal his joke.

01:01:08.300 Just like with Japanese porn, the blurring makes it harder for me to cum when I'm watching it.

01:01:26.160 What am I supposed to do?

01:01:27.240 Why don't you do it?

01:01:33.240 Higher and higher, baby.

01:01:35.600 We're going to have to delete this episode.

01:01:47.620 100,000 people saw you in a Pedophile Hunter video.

01:01:51.000 And then...

01:01:51.800 No, it's worse because I know...

01:01:55.000 You can drop dead and I don't give a flying fuck.

01:02:05.600 That's what I'm wondering, but he's more fuckable than that chick on the right.

01:02:13.600 You gave us the toad option.

01:02:15.080 Nobody asked for that.

01:02:16.200 I'm going to give you the...

01:02:18.100 Nobody ever does.

01:02:19.300 Who the fuck asked for the toad option?

01:02:21.260 I don't know.

01:02:22.120 Fat fuck.

01:02:27.880 Hold on.

01:02:28.400 Before you cast judgment, all right?

01:02:29.920 If there's only 100 people on earth and you get drunk, there's a good chance you fuck one of your kids.

01:02:34.860 Man, you are really, really set on this, aren't you?

01:02:36.800 God, these are getting more and more disturbing.

01:02:55.620 Like, it's getting too much.

01:02:57.800 That edit opened for us looking at a dude's entrails.

01:03:01.820 Do you know what I like most about that edit?

01:03:03.760 Did you guys notice this?

01:03:04.840 Cole wasn't in it.

01:03:08.940 Oh, that's the other part.

01:03:10.300 Well, because I think Laney has a crush on Clint.

01:03:14.060 Clint's always in it a lot.

01:03:15.680 David was in it.

01:03:16.840 And he wasn't even there last week.

01:03:17.960 You weren't here yesterday, you dumb slut.

01:03:18.720 Or last week?

01:03:20.060 It's because I have a baritone voice and I'm concise.

01:03:23.340 Was Cole there last week?

01:03:24.960 Yes, I was there last week.

01:03:26.620 You just didn't have anything funny to say.

01:03:28.520 I did have funny things to say.

01:03:30.620 I have funny things to say.

01:03:32.340 I don't know what you want from me.

01:03:33.520 Last time Cole wasn't here, David was here.

01:03:36.200 And David was in the edit.

01:03:38.520 I think we're leaving the pours now, aren't we?

01:03:40.480 I don't like leaving the pours.

01:03:43.240 I'm the man with people.

01:03:44.140 Well, let's ask them to vote.

01:03:45.260 Guys, what do you think?

01:03:46.820 Should we go behind the Patreon wall?

01:03:48.520 The Patreon wall?

01:03:49.900 Or should we let you continue watching?

01:03:51.400 Well, of course the pours are going to vote for us to do poor stuff.

01:03:54.560 Yeah, this is typical democracy here.

01:03:57.240 Here's the reason I don't want to go behind the paywall.

01:04:00.140 I don't feel like we've hit our stride tonight.

01:04:03.060 Okay.

01:04:03.620 Wow.

01:04:03.940 So what?

01:04:04.220 By the way, Joey Bosa just got released.

01:04:06.960 Wow.

01:04:07.800 From the Chargers?

01:04:08.920 Yeah.

01:04:09.560 NFL's getting crazy, man.

01:04:10.780 Oh my God.

01:04:11.660 Whoa.

01:04:12.800 Wow.

01:04:13.280 You wonder why you don't have a Laney edit.

01:04:15.540 Incredible.

01:04:18.820 Guys, Sammy Sosa.

01:04:20.120 Yeah, he's white now.

01:04:23.180 Yeah.

01:04:24.140 No, he's black again.

01:04:25.540 They changed facts.

01:04:26.460 No, that's actually super hard.

01:04:28.580 That's Targaryen content, actually.

01:04:29.780 We're going to sports ball later.

01:04:30.460 Yeah.

01:04:31.520 The many races of Sammy Sosa, yeah, it is kind of content for us.

01:04:35.560 Did he turn pink?

01:04:37.020 You think Vivek Ramaswamy is doing that?

01:04:39.300 Is he doing the Sammy Sosa shit?

01:04:40.520 Because I saw a picture of him when he first started, and he was kind of brown.

01:04:44.320 Like, typical brown Indian.

01:04:45.920 Now he's very light.

01:04:47.420 Wait, who?

01:04:49.400 Ramaswamy.

01:04:49.800 He's been bleaching.

01:04:51.080 Have you seen that picture of him?

01:04:52.240 Wow.

01:04:53.200 No, I have not seen him bleaching.

01:04:55.200 I will say this, though.

01:04:56.940 What I find fascinating is that, like, Elon, so both extraordinarily wealthy, right?

01:05:01.860 But Elon is worth $350 billion.

01:05:04.220 Vivek is worth half a billion.

01:05:05.540 So, a big difference between the two.

01:05:07.980 Yeah.

01:05:08.640 So, here's my thought.

01:05:11.160 At some price threshold, you can afford incredible hair.

01:05:17.480 And apparently, it's north of a billion.

01:05:19.800 And I don't know why it costs so much money, but Elon, his hair was fucksville.

01:05:24.440 And now his hair is awesome.

01:05:26.380 Vivek, he's got a lot of money.

01:05:28.740 But it's just, it's rapidly...

01:05:30.160 It's so goofy.

01:05:31.020 It's a side effect of the bleaching.

01:05:32.600 Is this even the same person?

01:05:33.960 I'm not sure.

01:05:38.600 So, you think he's lightening his skin intentionally?

01:05:40.640 It's not even the same nose.

01:05:41.420 I think it's a phenomenon of how he entered the scene.

01:05:44.700 I think it's kind of the idea, like, you know, with a primary, where they, like, run, like,

01:05:48.000 more to the right.

01:05:48.780 And then whenever you get to, like, the, what is it, I forget, the main, whatever, what the

01:05:53.660 fuck they call it, then you go to, you run towards the middle.

01:05:56.360 So, that's what's happening.

01:05:57.280 The beginning is, like, running towards, like, he's got to distinguish himself as,

01:06:00.300 hello, I'm the Mr. Indian guy.

01:06:02.420 And now he's got to be more centrist, needs to be, like, more of a whitey.

01:06:06.820 He needs to slowly become the white.

01:06:09.680 That's where he's at now.

01:06:11.000 So, I think that's a, I don't know, there's something, I think there's crazy.

01:06:13.540 I think he's better looking on the left one.

01:06:16.020 Oh, yes, he is.

01:06:16.780 He has way better hair.

01:06:17.640 He looks god-awful on the right.

01:06:19.020 Yeah.

01:06:19.360 He looks like, he looks like a little Tintin.

01:06:21.800 You know that little Tintin, the little weird, little, like, blonde kid, the weird,

01:06:25.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:26.800 Did they replace him?

01:06:28.200 That's what that looks like on the right.

01:06:29.320 I think he's just more tan because it's the summer.

01:06:31.540 No, Indian people don't get more or less tanned.

01:06:34.880 They are fucking brown.

01:06:36.320 And also, look at his bulbous nose here.

01:06:38.220 That's obviously not true.

01:06:39.600 Did they replace Vivek?

01:06:42.820 Yeah, did they replace him?

01:06:43.960 The Jews replaced Vivek?

01:06:47.660 They cloned him.

01:06:48.760 Why the fuck would you waste your time cloning this guy?

01:06:51.340 This is not the same dude, though.

01:06:54.880 I don't like this at all.

01:06:56.160 I don't think it is.

01:06:56.920 Look, you wouldn't, you wouldn't, would you have voted for this guy?

01:06:59.500 Because you vote, you vote for the guy on the right, Clint, but would you have voted for

01:07:02.440 the guy on the left?

01:07:03.220 Look at this guy.

01:07:04.160 This disgenic Indian fuck.

01:07:06.580 This guy that looks like you.

01:07:07.440 He looks better on the left.

01:07:08.220 He looks better on the left.

01:07:09.260 He'll scam you.

01:07:10.420 He looks more natural.

01:07:12.060 The problem, what the fuck is that?

01:07:14.580 Tintin.

01:07:15.120 It's Tintin.

01:07:15.940 Dude, you found it?

01:07:16.580 I was literally looking up Tintin.

01:07:18.060 Someone brought up Tintin.

01:07:18.940 I was looking up and they're like, it's Indian Tintin.

01:07:22.300 The problem with the guy on the left is that you shouldn't like him.

01:07:26.140 Like, rightfully so.

01:07:27.100 The guy on the right, he's looking white to deceive you.

01:07:31.200 You see?

01:07:32.640 Yeah.

01:07:33.400 And this is the Vivek that we have now, and I do not like the Vivek that we have now.

01:07:37.720 I take every chance I can.

01:07:38.720 I just want to remind everybody, born in Ohio.

01:07:41.660 So, like, him acting like an American is not weird.

01:07:50.620 Look, I love the racism.

01:07:55.820 I just don't understand it because you apply it so willy-nilly.

01:07:58.500 Like, Kash Patel.

01:07:59.480 Kash Patel, totally fucking Indian, too.

01:08:01.840 And you're just like, love him.

01:08:03.540 Love the guy.

01:08:04.080 Crazy energy.

01:08:04.860 Love it.

01:08:05.020 Crazy.

01:08:05.620 I think Top just likes people that have the same energy as him.

01:08:09.180 I don't think it's even, like, a racism thing.

01:08:13.200 And so, when you saw Kash is just fucking, like, crazy eyes and just saying, like, I think he likes the energy.

01:08:19.740 He doesn't like Vivek's, like, fucking – he probably doesn't like Patrick David either because Patrick David has, like, scammer energy.

01:08:28.820 I don't think Top likes that.

01:08:29.940 I don't like Patrick David.

01:08:30.840 I don't like him.

01:08:31.520 He hires people.

01:08:32.100 I don't like him.

01:08:32.580 He has scammer energy.

01:08:34.380 Let me tell you why you need a timeshare in the Kokomo's or whatever.

01:08:40.240 He sounds like – he feels like that guy, yeah.

01:08:42.220 This fucking Iranian Jew.

01:08:43.880 I don't – yeah, I don't really like –

01:08:45.260 But see, this is what I don't understand about Top because his whole fucking brand is I lied to the people and it was easy.

01:08:50.720 And it's like, you just don't lie as well as PBD.

01:08:54.200 You're confusing yourself.

01:08:55.480 Or Vivek.

01:08:56.440 See, I lie to the people.

01:08:58.680 That's the part that I like.

01:09:00.000 I.

01:09:00.620 You're getting confused.

01:09:02.060 Not when they.

01:09:02.940 He's like, I don't like lying.

01:09:05.900 I like to lie.

01:09:08.220 I don't like liars.

01:09:10.100 I like to lie myself.

01:09:11.420 I don't like to be fucked.

01:09:12.660 I like to fuck.

01:09:14.060 This is a very simple concept.

01:09:16.660 Look, no, you convinced me.

01:09:18.260 I understand now.

01:09:19.020 I apologize.

01:09:20.000 Next time you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you.

01:09:22.560 And you know that I can do it.

01:09:24.840 Because I'm sponsored, baby boy.

01:09:26.520 I'm sponsored.

01:09:27.300 Listen, you can't understand my rationale for liking Cash Patel, like the crazy eyes.

01:09:34.360 And he's got that real high-pitched voice.

01:09:37.100 I just don't know why you would like him given that he's Indian.

01:09:40.120 Because your thesis is that all Indians are.

01:09:42.540 I'm not a racist.

01:09:42.620 I mean, you've spent three years trying to convince me that you're one of the most racist people I've ever met.

01:10:02.740 What's crazy is I don't think Top's racist because Top, I've seen Top in the wild interact with people.

01:10:08.240 And he's very nice to people.

01:10:09.880 Like if he's just like black, white, whatever.

01:10:12.580 As long as you're not being a nigger about it, you know?

01:10:14.620 Yeah.

01:10:18.240 I can get along with anybody as long as they're not spicking it up.

01:10:21.420 You know what I mean?

01:10:22.640 Now, listen, my whole family, I was actually at my family's house this like Saturday for my cousin's birthday.

01:10:29.140 And I was shocked at how dumb all of them are.

01:10:31.440 Like the older I get, I'm like, wow.

01:10:33.700 Do you think my IQ is increasing or am I just realizing that my family is like really stupid?

01:10:39.400 Poor Ricans, am I right?

01:10:41.300 Hold on, hold on.

01:10:41.900 I think you're noticing more.

01:10:44.060 Top, what did your wife cut out of basically your entire like your food thing?

01:10:49.180 Like you stopped eating these Red 40 and everything.

01:10:52.080 What's your family still doing?

01:10:53.720 They're still eating all that shit.

01:10:55.180 Yeah.

01:10:55.420 And fucking that's what it is.

01:10:57.840 Yeah.

01:10:58.120 I think truth be told, you're probably just the outlier of your family.

01:11:00.860 You come from low IQ stock, but you've managed to...

01:11:04.680 Low IQ stock.

01:11:08.380 You came from nothing and now you're something?

01:11:11.640 Yeah.

01:11:12.240 It's one of these things where I don't want to act like I'm like smart.

01:11:15.800 I don't think I'm smart at all.

01:11:16.900 But when I'm around them, I'm like, I'm looking at them like they're animals.

01:11:19.420 I'm like, I have nothing really to conversate with them about.

01:11:21.960 Like they don't understand me.

01:11:22.860 That's how I feel when I'm around them.

01:11:23.560 They're just over there playing dominoes all fucking day.

01:11:26.260 Fucking just...

01:11:28.380 It was bad.

01:11:31.200 It was bad.

01:11:31.780 Yeah.

01:11:31.880 They were talking about like Marvel movies and shit.

01:11:33.760 My uncle's trying to install the newest version of Cody on my phone.

01:11:36.820 I'm like, I don't want to do any of this.

01:11:37.900 I go through life like that all the time, but I think you just have to find joy in it.

01:11:42.100 I think we need to abandon the pours because we have one of the paying members saying we

01:11:45.640 should leave the pours and fuck the pours.

01:11:47.260 I agree with him.

01:11:48.320 All right.

01:11:48.640 Well, since we have one paying member that says fuck the pours.

01:11:51.120 That's all we need.

01:11:51.620 I don't even see him.

01:11:52.540 I don't even know what you're talking about.

01:11:53.660 One paying customer is worth a thousand pours.

01:11:56.580 Fuck you, pours.

01:11:58.300 Technically, it's infinite pours because it's zero.

01:12:01.960 Like one dollar is infinitely more than zero dollars.

01:12:06.360 Yeah.

01:12:06.700 Some value is infinitely more than zero values.

01:12:09.460 The Patreon link is right here.

01:12:10.860 You can go ahead and click that link and join us in the post.

01:12:14.340 There's no way you can click that link.

01:12:16.520 Yeah, you can.

01:12:16.840 Yeah, you can.

01:12:17.820 It's not a hyperlink.

01:12:19.300 I do not believe it.

01:12:20.260 In the chat, you can click it.

01:12:21.860 There's zero chance.

01:12:23.160 You can click it.

01:12:23.760 I think in the chat, you can.

01:12:24.620 Oh, in the chat.

01:12:25.340 Okay.

01:12:26.000 Not on the screen, you fuck.

01:12:27.100 That's what I was thinking was on the screen.

01:12:28.500 Like this is an iPad, you retard.

01:12:30.340 Watch your screen right now, fellas.

01:12:31.620 I literally thought it was like, you click this link.

01:12:33.560 Next thing, you're going to tell me that fucking ducks are mammals, you asshole.

01:12:37.580 You can't open this link just by looking at this.

01:12:40.860 I always wondered about the little, like, the QR code you'd have put down there.

01:12:49.920 I'm like, how the fuck can you scan that?

01:12:52.140 Like, do you need another phone to, like...

01:12:54.300 A lot of people watch on their fucking TV and shit.

01:12:57.860 I'm not like...

01:12:58.900 That's weird to me.

01:13:00.080 Oh, technically, I guess I do watch YouTube on my TV, but like, not very much.

01:13:03.280 Yeah, I cast it to the TV.

01:13:04.540 All right, let's go to the fucking paywall shit so we can be racist, because we haven't

01:13:07.280 been racist yet.

01:13:08.200 Nigga, nigga, nigga.

01:13:08.800 Bye, everybody.

01:13:10.300 Is it...

01:13:11.540 Never mind.

01:13:18.300 And we're left.

01:13:20.520 That was great.

01:13:21.080 Is it that quick?

01:13:22.100 Just boom, like that?

01:13:23.140 Yeah, we're going.

01:13:24.020 Boom.

01:13:24.580 Yeah, the destinations start dropping out.

01:13:26.560 That's crazy.

01:13:27.040 That's how quick we can get rid of the pores.

01:13:30.060 It's just like a second.

01:13:31.520 Just dump a second.

01:13:32.480 I wish we could do that in real life.

01:13:33.100 The pore's gone.

01:13:34.120 I'm leaving it up on Twitch and Odyssey, because nobody watches there anyways.

01:13:38.040 Imagine wishing for all the pores are gone, and then fucking Jose, like, disappears.

01:13:42.220 Like, he just fucking...

01:13:42.920 It's gone.

01:13:44.760 Who do you think is poor, Jose or Cole?

01:13:47.480 There's no way.

01:13:48.380 Oh, Jose, for sure.

01:13:49.260 Jose lives poorer.

01:13:51.260 Or not Jose Cole lives poorer.

01:13:53.280 No, I'm retarded.

01:13:54.700 Do you know who you are?

01:13:55.520 I'm talking to the third person now.

01:13:56.840 Oh, no, Cole lives poor.

01:13:58.480 Jose lives poor.

01:13:59.860 No, you live poor.

01:14:00.740 Jose work hard, but Jose don't get paid much.

01:14:04.960 I don't live poor, though.

01:14:06.400 You live poor.

01:14:07.280 I feel like you live poor.

01:14:08.140 What do you mean I live poor?

01:14:09.560 I just told you I dropped three grand on a fucking bed.

01:14:13.260 Yeah, but you still live poor.

01:14:15.200 How much did you spend on the bed?

01:14:16.140 Four grand?

01:14:17.040 Three grand.

01:14:18.060 It was a bed, and I got the...

01:14:20.600 It's a can.

01:14:22.140 It's rent to own.

01:14:23.920 If you got that, real shit, if you got that from MyPillow.com slash lockdown, you could

01:14:28.880 have given...

01:14:29.340 I could have got 20% of that.

01:14:31.500 No, I didn't get it from MyPillow.com.

01:14:32.240 I could have got 600 bucks from your fucking bed, you scumbag.

01:14:36.040 Do they sell beds?

01:14:37.180 I don't know if they even sell beds.

01:14:37.820 Yeah, nigga, they sell beds.

01:14:39.340 MyPillow.com slash lockdown.

01:14:40.460 Fucking look it up.

01:14:41.060 They sell MyBeds.

01:14:42.420 MyPillow.com forward slash Nephilim desk.

01:14:44.260 I can't imagine they're good beds.

01:14:45.820 Not as good as the one I bought, probably.

01:14:48.000 God damn it.

01:14:48.860 They're probably really good.

01:14:50.080 No, no, listen.

01:14:50.920 You just robbed me of $600, you fucking...

01:14:53.440 I tried on MyPillow.com, I did not like it.

01:14:54.480 But what are you living in now, Cole?

01:14:55.980 A trailer?

01:14:56.840 Are you still in a trailer?

01:14:58.360 I bought a house.

01:14:59.760 I bought a house, remember?

01:15:00.820 You're in a house?

01:15:01.700 But is it like technically a house?

01:15:04.340 Is that what we're saying here?

01:15:05.540 I guess it technically is a house.

01:15:07.420 It's a house.

01:15:08.400 It's prefab, probably.

01:15:09.240 It's not a prefab house.

01:15:10.180 I mean, just looking at the walls, it looks like a prefab house.

01:15:13.340 It's like a 1,500 square feet, right?

01:15:15.860 No, I have a wraparound porch.

01:15:17.900 What's the square footage?

01:15:19.340 It's like 1,500.

01:15:21.240 I literally just said that.

01:15:22.740 That I was like a...

01:15:23.680 Dude, what a big starter home.

01:15:25.040 It's really a little bit here.

01:15:25.460 What do you need?

01:15:26.200 What do we need?

01:15:27.680 I'm just saying.

01:15:28.580 I'll send you my house.

01:15:29.920 Who's the fucking poor?

01:15:32.040 Bro, my condo is 1,500 square feet for just me.

01:15:35.580 You've got fucking three people living in this house?

01:15:37.260 Yeah, that's fucking...

01:15:38.240 I can't remember if it's 1,500.

01:15:39.240 You're living poor, dog.

01:15:41.440 I'm not living poor.

01:15:42.940 You're poor on the inside.

01:15:44.520 How many bedrooms you got?

01:15:46.260 You can't fix that either.

01:15:47.280 Maybe three.

01:15:48.180 Dude, I bet your walls are so thin you can hear your wife taking a shit.

01:15:52.160 No.

01:15:53.420 How many acres you on, bro?

01:15:55.260 Yeah, for real.

01:15:56.100 Like an eighth?

01:15:57.440 One and a half.

01:15:58.880 Oh, okay.

01:15:59.600 All right.

01:16:00.040 All right.

01:16:00.580 That's something.

01:16:00.920 Yo, Clint, are you serious about moving down here?

01:16:03.100 You serious about that apartment over there?

01:16:04.480 I'm very serious.

01:16:05.600 That's so sick, dude.

01:16:07.180 Very serious.

01:16:07.620 That is so sick.

01:16:08.500 It's a cool...

01:16:09.580 Yeah.

01:16:10.120 Yeah, I had a great conversation with Mr. Frost for like 20 minutes.

01:16:15.260 We hit it off just like I expected we would because he's fucking super rich off real estate.

01:16:18.860 I was like, my nigga, what's up?

01:16:20.300 So, like, the vibe was great.

01:16:23.020 He immediately offers me this unit right across from the studio where we would be recording.

01:16:29.120 He offered you his unit, yeah.

01:16:30.400 And then I said, look, I just moved out here from California.

01:16:33.820 Or I didn't just, but I've been out here from California.

01:16:35.980 I haven't bought any furniture, so I need to get a furnished place.

01:16:38.960 He's like, oh, well, I'll just talk to my wife.

01:16:40.720 Like, we've got so many properties.

01:16:42.360 We can just fucking grab a bunch of furniture and furnish it for you, and we won't even charge

01:16:46.360 anything extra.

01:16:46.960 I was like, damn, nigga, let's go.

01:16:48.400 Yeah, dude, it's going to be, I really hope it comes together because it's going to be

01:16:52.180 super sick, man.

01:16:54.400 Dude, have the rest of you three seen the theater?

01:16:59.560 He told us about it, but he didn't show it.

01:17:01.740 He told us about it, yeah.

01:17:02.760 The theater is nice.

01:17:05.440 It's a 200-seater.

01:17:06.580 Can you imagine if we fucking get big enough to do fucking 200-seaters live?

01:17:10.600 I mean, on the flip side, when we first start there, it'll probably be depressing, like,

01:17:14.600 the filling.

01:17:15.200 It'll be like, oh, cool, a quarter of it's filled up.

01:17:17.700 We can fill it up, dude.

01:17:18.920 I think we could.

01:17:20.080 It's 100% easily.

01:17:21.480 If we have the right headliner, we'll fill it up, and here we go.

01:17:25.260 Hopefully, they can see it.

01:17:25.620 People would have to get down pretty cool in the middle of nowhere, though, but yeah.

01:17:28.360 Yeah, so this is the outside of it, and...

01:17:31.700 No, the inside is what I was talking about.

01:17:33.300 Inside is like this.

01:17:35.440 Yeah.

01:17:35.760 There's probably a better shot of it, but it's like, you know, it's like a...

01:17:39.160 Tropic theater, yeah.

01:17:40.180 Yeah, dude.

01:17:40.620 It's sick.

01:17:41.540 They do...

01:17:42.040 There it is.

01:17:44.220 Give it a second.

01:17:44.860 I've got fucking dial-up.

01:17:45.920 So that's what it looks like.

01:17:46.660 Can you fucking imagine doing Tower Gang and Dangerous there?

01:17:49.900 That'd be so fun.

01:17:50.660 It'd be sick.

01:17:51.320 It'd be sick, yeah.

01:17:52.040 Yeah, dude.

01:17:52.480 And it's like...

01:17:53.280 So right across the street, the studio's right across the street.

01:17:56.540 Remember, they can't see.

01:17:58.280 Okay.

01:17:58.940 Streamtard is gay.

01:18:00.260 Wait, what's happening?

01:18:01.260 Why is it not working?

01:18:02.080 Yeah, why is this happening all of a sudden?

01:18:03.700 There's a new thing called Scenes, and it's supposed to set up, like, individual scenes,

01:18:08.420 but it's in beta mode, and they don't give you a choice but to use it.

01:18:11.500 So there's, like, a media section.

01:18:13.260 That's so retarded.

01:18:14.080 Hey, we're going to roll out a beta, but you all have to use it.

01:18:17.880 It's not a beta then.

01:18:18.620 They can probably see it now, right?

01:18:19.780 Can you guys see it now?

01:18:20.720 Yeah.

01:18:20.860 I'm sure they can, because you have to, like, refresh it and fuck around with it.

01:18:24.260 But anyway, this is what it looks like, and they do all kinds of shit there.

01:18:28.380 This is the outside of it.

01:18:29.380 But it's going to be really, I don't know what the fuck that is.

01:18:31.840 There's a theater.

01:18:32.460 So Homeboy told me that, like, we could get that, you know, once a week, once a month,

01:18:36.880 whatever we think we could actually, like, do business in it.

01:18:39.860 I was like, this is fucking sick.

01:18:41.300 I explained, you know, the same thing you did.

01:18:43.020 I was like, what we do is raucous.

01:18:45.660 We host an event called Rape of the Food.

01:18:46.940 Are we going to get protested?

01:18:48.160 Raucous.

01:18:48.900 I told him.

01:18:49.520 I hope we get protested.

01:18:50.420 I told him the same thing, and he was just like, I was like, listen, I was like, we crossed

01:18:53.400 the line.

01:18:53.880 And he was like, yeah, no, it's cool.

01:18:55.220 He's like, we do Biker Fest here.

01:18:56.580 And I was like, we crossed the line, like, no, like, like, we don't, we don't know where

01:19:00.260 the line is, but we're always over it.

01:19:02.740 Yeah.

01:19:02.920 And also, and also like 300,000 max.

01:19:06.000 You understand what I'm saying?

01:19:06.820 The line doesn't exist.

01:19:08.220 Okay.

01:19:08.880 Yeah.

01:19:09.040 It's like, it's like, there is a line.

01:19:11.600 We just have not found it.

01:19:13.240 And I didn't want you to say, we got, we, we passed just about everybody else's line,

01:19:17.560 like a long time ago.

01:19:19.140 Yeah.

01:19:19.300 Like, I don't even, I don't even find it.

01:19:21.100 I don't even think about what I'm going to say when I'm on this show anymore.

01:19:24.440 It's just like, I got niggers.

01:19:27.260 Exactly.

01:19:28.100 It's just, it's just pure stream of consciousness.

01:19:30.960 So if that works for him, then awesome.

01:19:34.080 Here's what I, here's what I have in mind.

01:19:35.500 And this is like, I guess it's part of the show or whatever.

01:19:37.280 But, uh, so it's like, uh, you have this theater, we have our event there right outside

01:19:41.700 of the theater.

01:19:42.320 They own there.

01:19:43.480 I mean, he's, he owns a couple of, uh, it's like a restaurant slash bars that's place

01:19:48.720 like that.

01:19:48.980 So you can go there.

01:19:50.080 There's comic book stores.

01:19:51.180 This nigga owns everything.

01:19:53.160 Coffee shops.

01:19:53.940 There's, there's everything right there.

01:19:55.980 So I'm like, like instead of like the, yeah, it's, this is like, this is a skank, but he

01:20:01.120 actually mentioned that like besides the tropic, there are three other places that have, that

01:20:05.660 you can do venues in.

01:20:06.720 So you can have events going on at the same time or like, like you, you'll see a big

01:20:11.100 show there at the tropic and then go outside and someone's speaking at a brick and barrel

01:20:14.940 or something like that.

01:20:15.640 It's the exact same framework as skank fest.

01:20:17.780 So tropic will be main stage.

01:20:19.520 And then all of them, we have three other stages of comics going live the whole time.

01:20:23.080 And then different podcasts going live.

01:20:24.460 Like it'll be over here on the, on this board, it'll say rape a palooza.

01:20:28.600 That's so ridiculous.

01:20:30.880 On the town.

01:20:31.880 That's fucking, this is the kind of shit that I'm trying to do.

01:20:33.880 We could shut down, we could shut down main street and just fucking make it like the

01:20:37.980 event spot for a day.

01:20:39.540 Rape a palooza, baby.

01:20:41.780 Yeah, we could do that.

01:20:42.920 We're going, not that we can, we will do that.

01:20:45.580 Unless somebody dies.

01:20:46.560 It needs to be in the lexicon.

01:20:47.060 Yeah.

01:20:47.800 Unless so does.

01:20:48.600 In which case, everything's derailed.

01:20:51.240 If you die, it's, there's none of this pans out.

01:20:53.540 Can we just shut down a street for rape a palooza?

01:20:55.820 Just so we can, we're going to be, we're going to be making it like so racist in that

01:20:59.760 town.

01:21:00.220 We're going to take the burg out of Leesburg.

01:21:02.020 I think that's what we should do.

01:21:04.260 I will, I will be living on that street, that street that he just showed you.

01:21:08.520 That's where my unit would be.

01:21:10.440 It's, I am very excited.

01:21:12.400 I'm also very nervous about it because it's just like, I don't know.

01:21:16.620 It seems like, it seems like everything fell into place.

01:21:19.020 Like this place just got recommissioned.

01:21:21.860 Not a Jew.

01:21:22.520 Don't put me there.

01:21:23.380 January 27th.

01:21:24.580 It was a non-functional up until 2020 from 2021.

01:21:28.280 Yeah.

01:21:28.740 And they just recommissioned it now.

01:21:30.500 And I'm like, I literally, when I called him, I was like, Hey Tom, looking for a, I

01:21:35.500 texted him looking for a commercial place to rent for a podcast studio.

01:21:39.100 Have some ideas.

01:21:39.880 Is this a good place?

01:21:40.660 He's like, yeah.

01:21:41.640 Had no idea.

01:21:42.440 They're, they're renovating these kinds of offices.

01:21:44.680 They're literally building them.

01:21:45.960 So like it all lines up timed perfectly.

01:21:49.320 Well, and check this out.

01:21:50.780 Hold on, hold on.

01:21:51.600 Check this out.

01:21:52.000 Also the apartment.

01:21:53.840 I was like, yo, I need to get an apartment.

01:21:55.980 And he's like, uh, we are currently remodeling a place on main street.

01:22:00.780 That's one bedroom, which is what I want and we'll furnish it.

01:22:03.520 And it will be ready on April 1st.

01:22:05.720 My lease is up March 30th.

01:22:07.300 I was like, this is fucking, this is fucking nuts.

01:22:10.040 It's almost like, it's almost like that, but I'm like, I'm just waiting for them.

01:22:14.180 I'm like, something's going to happen.

01:22:15.540 Something's going to go wrong.

01:22:16.820 Well, I'll tell you what's going to go wrong.

01:22:18.100 Rumble, Rumble still isn't going to give us the time of day and we're going to have to

01:22:20.440 fucking knuckle this like white knuckle this bitch.

01:22:22.800 Yeah.

01:22:23.880 Maybe.

01:22:24.460 Whatever.

01:22:24.880 I don't really give a shit.

01:22:25.700 We're going to do what we're going to do.

01:22:26.660 What happens with the rest of this queso story, by the way.

01:22:29.560 Yeah, that's what I want to see.

01:22:30.460 That's what I want.

01:22:31.440 Back to actual business.

01:22:33.080 I have my little stick to balance.

01:22:35.600 And what I can describe as an elderly gentleman.

01:22:41.740 Easy description, by the way.

01:22:43.580 He was in the front and I guess something happened.

01:22:45.460 I wasn't quite paying attention.

01:22:47.160 Something happened and he had to come around to the back of the line and start again.

01:22:51.860 And he's quite frankly bitching and complaining because he has to stand in line.

01:22:59.620 And as he's coming around the corner to come to the back of the line, he looks at me and

01:23:05.280 then he looks at my husband and then he says, while pointing at me, what is this world come

01:23:12.440 to?

01:23:15.440 I was a little gagged.

01:23:17.320 I didn't say anything at first.

01:23:18.820 I was going to do what I normally do and ignore him unbeknownst to me because I have

01:23:25.680 very poor hearing.

01:23:26.580 Can this bitch close her mouth?

01:23:28.360 My husband standing behind me at this point because he had urged me to stand in front of

01:23:33.480 him because quite frankly, he's obviously being rude and making everybody else in the

01:23:40.160 line super uncomfortable.

01:23:42.540 He was going on about how the world is coming to an end.

01:23:46.840 And that's why there's several wars happening.

01:23:49.200 He's just going on and on with this Republican boomer nonsense, like peak MAGA cult member

01:23:56.400 in line.

01:23:57.420 And it was getting so bad that we had one person left in front of us.

01:24:03.280 Can you imagine being born a woman being this fucking dysgenic, having your teeth hang out

01:24:10.400 of your fucking mouth 24 seven and also then taking hormones to change your sex, but still

01:24:16.700 being married to a dude and then describing anybody else that you encounter ever as being

01:24:22.020 in a cult.

01:24:23.020 Can you fucking imagine?

01:24:24.020 It was our turn to use the register and then the person behind us, which was him, you know,

01:24:34.020 could use it next.

01:24:35.020 And he's going, Oh, thank God.

01:24:37.020 We're almost there.

01:24:38.020 And I'm rolling my eyes and I'm biting my tongue because he's just being, she can't bite

01:24:42.020 her tongue.

01:24:43.020 He's fucking, he's carrying on about what this world is coming to while still referring

01:24:50.020 to me as I'm just standing there in line, not saying anything.

01:24:54.020 Dude boss.

01:24:55.020 And I turn to look at my husband and he is so angry that he hands me the keys and says,

01:25:04.020 go wait in the car.

01:25:05.020 Oh my God.

01:25:06.020 And so I did.

01:25:07.020 And I waited, and I waited, and I know when he tells me, go wait in the car, it means

01:25:14.020 that.

01:25:15.020 I see he drives.

01:25:16.020 So he comes back into the car and he's like, yeah, I just shamed the fuck out of him.

01:25:20.020 All I had to do was just stand there and stare at him.

01:25:23.020 And he got the point.

01:25:25.020 Hold on.

01:25:26.020 Hold on.

01:25:27.020 Pause it.

01:25:28.020 Pause it.

01:25:29.020 That is, that is the most, that is the most beta shit I've ever heard.

01:25:32.020 Pause it.

01:25:33.020 This nigga, this nigga fucking comes into this building and he, and he just describes this

01:25:37.020 monstrosity.

01:25:38.020 He goes, what is the world coming to?

01:25:40.020 And he just points right at her.

01:25:41.020 And the, the, her husband says, Hey, Hey bitch, go sit in the car.

01:25:45.020 And the way he, he tries to get even or, you know, is to stare at him, is to stare at

01:25:52.020 him.

01:25:53.020 That's a trick.

01:25:54.020 By the way, if you think this looks bad, imagine how the husband looks has to be probably

01:25:58.020 twice as big and just like short and frumpy.

01:26:01.020 Can we figure out who this person is and figure out what the husband looks like?

01:26:05.020 He probably looks like Luigi Mangione.

01:26:07.020 Right?

01:26:08.020 No.

01:26:09.020 Who by the way has done porn apparently.

01:26:11.020 Yeah.

01:26:12.020 There's only, there's two ways the husband looks.

01:26:14.020 One is skinny as a rail, like fucking rail thin and like, and fucking just out of like,

01:26:21.020 or like fat as fuck and short and just as frumpy.

01:26:25.020 Like those are the only two.

01:26:26.020 Like there's no in between.

01:26:27.020 I like the small room feel.

01:26:28.020 I'm going to try to find it.

01:26:29.020 Do you guys like this feel?

01:26:30.020 It's like everyone's in here and the, like the people that batter are talking to us.

01:26:33.020 It's pretty cool.

01:26:34.020 It's like, it's like we're back in the good old days whenever we were doing this.

01:26:37.020 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:26:38.020 What are you talking about?

01:26:39.020 The core audience, the people that are in here, the stream yard with us.

01:26:42.020 Oh, no, I don't like that.

01:26:44.020 You don't like that?

01:26:45.020 I like them more when they give us money.

01:26:47.020 Do you think, do you think it could be a black?

01:26:49.020 Do you think a black could have like.

01:26:51.020 Blacks do be dating white bitches like this.

01:26:54.020 Blacks, blacks will fuck any white bitch, but this ain't a white bitch.

01:26:57.020 This is a, this is a fucking dude.

01:26:59.020 At one point it was a white bitch.

01:27:01.020 Do you think the transition happened mid marriage?

01:27:04.020 Yeah, but a black one stick around for that.

01:27:06.020 They'll just bounce.

01:27:07.020 I don't know, she's fat.

01:27:08.020 Normally the way these fucked up relationships go is that she transitions and so does he.

01:27:14.020 So like this niggas wearing dresses, she's fucking growing a beard.

01:27:16.020 It's all, it's all fucking nothing.

01:27:18.020 Where do you think they live by the way?

01:27:20.020 I've seen black Minnesota.

01:27:21.020 I've seen black people fuck.

01:27:22.020 In my old trailer.

01:27:23.020 They fuck, they fuck white bitches that look just like this unironically.

01:27:27.020 Like.

01:27:28.020 Look, I've seen, I've seen black dudes fuck white chicks that have like the, like the unnatural

01:27:34.020 little, little fucking scruff.

01:27:35.020 You know what I mean?

01:27:36.020 But like this dude's like transitioning, trying.

01:27:39.020 No.

01:27:40.020 Who would fuck this?

01:27:41.020 Apparently somebody.

01:27:43.020 Somebody.

01:27:44.020 Yeah, somebody does.

01:27:45.020 What does this world come into?

01:27:46.020 I don't think, I don't think even a toad would fuck it.

01:27:48.020 I don't know.

01:27:49.020 I think this is, it's.

01:27:50.020 No.

01:27:51.020 Do you know how fucking alpha you have to be to just point at some tranny and go, what

01:27:54.020 is this world coming to?

01:27:56.020 It's just like.

01:27:57.020 That's the only time I love.

01:27:58.020 It's based dude.

01:27:59.020 That's the only time I love boomer energy.

01:28:01.020 Me too.

01:28:02.020 It's because they will just, they will just say shit in public.

01:28:03.020 They'll just be like, they will just like, they have zero like awareness and it, but

01:28:08.020 good and bad.

01:28:09.020 Like bad where it's like they see something and it's just like.

01:28:12.020 I used to, I used to hate it because my, my, like my dads, both my dads would fucking

01:28:16.020 say oriental all the time.

01:28:17.020 Cause that was an acceptable thing to describe Asians.

01:28:20.020 But like when I was a kid, when I was a kid, I was like, yo fucking, you gotta call them

01:28:24.020 what are you, what the fuck are you doing now?

01:28:26.020 If my dad or my stepdad were to just see some Asian dude and be like, look at this fucking

01:28:30.020 Oriental.

01:28:31.020 I'd be like, awesome.

01:28:32.020 Great.

01:28:33.020 Great.

01:28:34.020 That's exactly what he is.

01:28:35.020 And they will just talking about what type where in the world they're from.

01:28:37.020 That's all it is.

01:28:38.020 I just love just because they will see if they ever see like a, like, God forbid they

01:28:43.020 see a furry, like walking, like just like even my parents, there's like one furry

01:28:47.020 like in our, like in like a 50 like mile radius.

01:28:51.020 There's like one furry.

01:28:52.020 Stop trying to be shows up, bro.

01:28:54.020 Yeah.

01:28:55.020 You saw that?

01:28:56.020 It's disgusting.

01:28:57.020 Yeah.

01:28:58.020 What?

01:28:59.020 Oh, it's a 50.

01:29:00.020 I would just say there's, there's one furry and I've seen it.

01:29:03.020 And like my parents, like in, in public, my parents in public would just like have been

01:29:08.020 the boomer thing.

01:29:09.020 Or there we go.

01:29:10.020 Like, Oh my God, as you should, I know you should, but it's just, it's like, it's just

01:29:15.020 funny.

01:29:16.020 And it's just like, honestly, like the whole reason that towns and shit are being overran by

01:29:20.020 homeless people is because we're the boomers are dying off.

01:29:23.020 You need to have boomers to just go like, Hey, get a job.

01:29:26.020 I'm not giving you a fucking penny out of here.

01:29:28.020 If you see, if you see a nigga wearing some fucking like dog outfit, you gotta be like,

01:29:32.020 Hey, you don't fucking, you don't come around here anymore.

01:29:34.020 Like this is, this is a town for fucking normal people.

01:29:37.020 You leave.

01:29:38.020 Best part about Leesburg.

01:29:39.020 I asked him about that.

01:29:40.020 I said, what's the culture here?

01:29:41.020 He said, this is the most conservative town in Florida, period.

01:29:46.020 They have the highest gun ownership in Florida per capita.

01:29:49.020 Do they have the highest white?

01:29:51.020 It's only white people.

01:29:52.020 Yeah.

01:29:53.020 Well, there's like some blacks, but they don't let them really do shit there.

01:29:56.020 It's weird when you see one, it doesn't, it's, they must let them work in the fields.

01:30:01.020 Sure.

01:30:02.020 Seeing a furry, seeing a furry IRL is, it's kind of like jarring because you're like, you,

01:30:08.020 you're only supposed to exist like this thing online.

01:30:11.020 How about walking into a convention of them?

01:30:12.020 You ever done that?

01:30:13.020 You walked into a convention of, oh yeah, you did that whenever you were like, I can't

01:30:16.020 remember what you did.

01:30:17.020 I mean, yeah.

01:30:18.020 It was the LP, it was the LP convention or somewhere.

01:30:21.020 No, not the LP convention.

01:30:22.020 There was a, there was literally a furry convention in Boston.

01:30:25.020 Not that long ago.

01:30:26.020 And I was in the seaport area, like right near where it was at the hotel.

01:30:29.020 And I had to, yeah.

01:30:30.020 I mean, I walked into like a sea of furries pretty much.

01:30:33.020 It's like, you should, you should only exist online.

01:30:36.020 Like you're not supposed to be a real thing that I see like in my daily life.

01:30:39.020 I gotta point something out though.

01:30:40.020 I gotta point something out.

01:30:41.020 Cause.

01:30:42.020 Toad.

01:30:43.020 Toad.

01:30:44.020 Oh my God.

01:30:48.020 Oh, what the?

01:30:50.020 It's Nick Fuentes.

01:30:51.020 I gotta point something out though.

01:30:55.020 Toad is the type of nigga to be the husband that tells his bitch to go sit in the car.

01:30:59.020 And then he just stares at the dude.

01:31:01.020 And then he comes back and he, and he pretends as if he like.

01:31:03.020 Can you imagine if I'm standing there?

01:31:04.020 No, I'm not five of them.

01:31:05.020 I'd be like, you're right.

01:31:06.020 Like he's like, and he's just sitting there staring at his little fucking.

01:31:09.020 He's like.

01:31:11.020 He's just.

01:31:12.020 It's just, I, I think he knew not to disrespect you moving forward.

01:31:15.020 I'm pretty sure he understands.

01:31:16.020 I shamed.

01:31:17.020 I shamed him.

01:31:18.020 He has been shamed.

01:31:19.020 Imagine telling, imagine telling your wife to go wait in the car so you can stare at

01:31:26.020 a dude who just.

01:31:27.020 Husband is definitely like a twin.

01:31:28.020 I just, I just got a DM from Laney.

01:31:30.020 Laney says that.

01:31:31.020 Laney says I'm planning on changing the format of the edits to less harrowing content,

01:31:36.020 but I got to figure out a new format.

01:31:38.020 The first phase of edits were more MK ultra inspired than what the fuck inspired, but

01:31:43.020 I don't have a clear idea yet.

01:31:44.020 And I keep finding harrowing clips to use.

01:31:47.020 That, that, that cutting clip, that cutting clip was probably the most jarring out of it.

01:31:53.020 Like, I don't care about seeing entrails.

01:31:55.020 I don't even think it was real.

01:31:56.020 I don't care about seeing entrails.

01:31:57.020 I don't care about seeing beheading.

01:31:58.020 It didn't look real to me.

01:31:59.020 But like just the seeing like somebody just go in their leg all the way to the bone with

01:32:04.020 like a fucking exacto knife was unreal.

01:32:07.020 Yeah.

01:32:08.020 I just didn't think it was real.

01:32:09.020 It was wild.

01:32:10.020 Like I, I don't mind it.

01:32:11.020 Like I, it was just like that.

01:32:12.020 I mind it a lot.

01:32:13.020 Like a lot, a lot.

01:32:14.020 But it was weird because there was like no blood.

01:32:18.020 I'll just, here's my personal preference.

01:32:20.020 I would like to see a feats of athletic endeavor.

01:32:24.020 So like, like one of the dunk contests, one of the greatest dunks ever, like when fucking,

01:32:29.020 if we like, if we make fun of toad and it's really funny, you can just tie in some sort

01:32:33.020 of athletic thing.

01:32:34.020 You can do that.

01:32:35.020 And then, and then you could have someone get hit by a train, you know?

01:32:37.020 I do.

01:32:38.020 I do.

01:32:39.020 I do.

01:32:40.020 I think like getting hit by train, hit by car.

01:32:42.020 Those are always great because they're just like, they're almost kind of wacky because

01:32:46.020 it's kind of like you get a ragdoll physics out of it because then people just go and

01:32:50.020 it's kind of funny.

01:32:51.020 Yeah.

01:32:52.020 The juxtaposition.

01:32:53.020 Not for their family, but for us.

01:32:54.020 Coming out of nowhere, slam dunking, and then the next frame being someone just like a

01:32:58.020 fucking, like a just wack by something like a throttle.

01:33:01.020 Car crashes.

01:33:02.020 Car crashes are great.

01:33:03.020 I love a good car crash, especially if it includes motorcycles.

01:33:06.020 Yeah.

01:33:07.020 Thank you, David Butthole.

01:33:08.020 David Butthole.

01:33:09.020 Thank you.

01:33:10.020 David Butthole.

01:33:11.020 Thank you.

01:33:12.020 David Butthole.

01:33:13.020 NIGGOR FIRE!

01:33:14.020 Did we, we watched the, I can't remember if this was just my, my watching alone or

01:33:20.020 we watched it on the show last week.

01:33:22.020 Did we watch the lady get stabbed and like bleed out on a doorstep?

01:33:27.020 This is actually a really, this is a salient point.

01:33:30.020 Watching niggers get justice is really funny.

01:33:32.020 And I feel like that every time I watch a UFC and a black guy loses, I'm like, it's

01:33:35.020 like justice, right?

01:33:36.020 White people getting it back.

01:33:37.020 Yeah.

01:33:38.020 White people getting it back.

01:33:39.020 I feel pretty good when the Adesanya loses.

01:33:41.020 Yeah.

01:33:42.020 Yeah.

01:33:43.020 But it's not necessarily.

01:33:44.020 Adesanya feels special for my accomplishment.

01:33:46.020 Adesanya doesn't feel black though.

01:33:48.020 He feels like.

01:33:49.020 He doesn't feel black.

01:33:50.020 No.

01:33:51.020 No, it's like a.

01:33:52.020 He's a New Zealander.

01:33:53.020 Jermaine Sterling.

01:33:54.020 Or whatever.

01:33:55.020 Jermaine Sterling feels black as fuck.

01:33:56.020 He's black, yeah.

01:33:57.020 He's black.

01:33:58.020 I like Aljo.

01:33:59.020 I was going to say, but I like him.

01:34:01.020 Yeah, I know, but he feels black though.

01:34:03.020 Just because you like him doesn't mean he's not black.

01:34:05.020 Oh, all right.

01:34:06.020 I'm not racist then.

01:34:07.020 There you go.

01:34:08.020 That's how I know I'm not racist.

01:34:09.020 Like Terrence McKinney, I like him.

01:34:10.020 I wrote for him.

01:34:11.020 Oh, John Jones is black.

01:34:12.020 Have I been to the famous state house in Daytona?

01:34:13.020 I like him too.

01:34:14.020 No.

01:34:15.020 Oh, we're talking about black.

01:34:16.020 Here we go.

01:34:17.020 White people are like the worst niggas.

01:34:19.020 That's why we created the real nigga university.

01:34:21.020 A training camp for black people who believe they're the real Israelites.

01:34:25.020 I can't see this.

01:34:26.020 My sheep here.

01:34:27.020 Ah, damn it.

01:34:28.020 What?

01:34:29.020 Oh, he can't see it.

01:34:30.020 Hold on, let me fix it.

01:34:31.020 I can hear it.

01:34:32.020 Okay, boom.

01:34:33.020 Here we go.

01:34:34.020 Can you see it?

01:34:35.020 There we go, yeah.

01:34:36.020 You can't see it?

01:34:37.020 That's why we created the real niggas university.

01:34:38.020 A training camp for black people who believe they're the real Israelites.

01:34:41.020 Christ said this.

01:34:42.020 My sheep hear my voice.

01:34:43.020 These men found us.

01:34:45.020 White people are a virus.

01:34:46.020 The only way to get rid of it is the medicine.

01:34:48.020 Real niggas are the medicine.

01:34:49.020 They're allowed to date white women?

01:34:50.020 No, they're not allowed to date white women.

01:34:52.020 But when brothers come into the school, they might have a white woman already.

01:34:55.020 Some people have a hard time with that because of how harshly we teach about white people.

01:34:59.020 What are your plans for her and her kind?

01:35:01.020 It's not really our plans.

01:35:02.020 It's God's plan.

01:35:03.020 According to the Bible, God is going to avenge black people for what white people did so

01:35:07.020 they go enslaved.

01:35:08.020 You know, they got to be in chains.

01:35:09.020 They got to build our kingdom.

01:35:10.020 They got to survive the judgment for touching God's people.

01:35:13.020 But why do they want revenge so badly?

01:35:15.020 I was invited to their headquarters to take a closer look.

01:35:18.020 You come in, you actually step on the white man.

01:35:20.020 So this is called the Russian icons.

01:35:22.020 And when you open it, these are the original artwork and imagery of Christ.

01:35:27.020 Are you guys labeled as a terrorist organization?

01:35:29.020 I know we're a hate group.

01:35:30.020 We're labeled as a hate group.

01:35:31.020 We're not a hate group.

01:35:32.020 We're a love group.

01:35:33.020 The brothers that we need to bring in here, they're a hate group.

01:35:36.020 They sell drugs to their own brothers.

01:35:38.020 They sleep with their brother's wives.

01:35:39.020 We don't have the physical chains on us no more.

01:35:42.020 But the mental you guys have done to us is why we come across as a hate group.

01:35:48.020 Dude, my favorite.

01:35:49.020 I feel like these are the same people that really did that one of talking about that.

01:35:53.020 The nights like in like for medieval times, they weren't actually they weren't.

01:35:58.020 They were black dudes because they were black as night.

01:36:01.020 And that was literally why they were called.

01:36:04.020 I swear to God, I think I sent you all that video.

01:36:07.020 It's so fucking funny.

01:36:08.020 Like maybe I even I might have posted it because it's just like I love black Hebrew Israelite.

01:36:13.020 We was king shit.

01:36:14.020 Yeah, dude.

01:36:15.020 We was nights and like and like the thing like the Russian icon where they just like oversaturate

01:36:20.020 a picture of Christ and not even a picture of Christ.

01:36:23.020 It's a painting from like the fucking like way after he was already.

01:36:26.020 And they're like, it's black.

01:36:28.020 He's black.

01:36:29.020 And I don't know.

01:36:30.020 I don't know what it is about me.

01:36:31.020 It's like the evolution I've gone on where watching that I would have been probably like

01:36:35.020 concerned back in the day.

01:36:36.020 And now I watched him like fucking more power to you, dude.

01:36:39.020 Yeah, it's fucking dope.

01:36:40.020 I think it's hilarious.

01:36:41.020 More people should live like this.

01:36:42.020 Really?

01:36:43.020 I'm like, I'm like, yeah.

01:36:44.020 Yeah, sure.

01:36:45.020 I mean, I think I think you're detached from reality.

01:36:47.020 I definitely don't think God was black.

01:36:48.020 But like, whatever, dude.

01:36:50.020 Cold nigga.

01:36:51.020 You so cute.

01:36:52.020 Yeah, there you go.

01:36:53.020 I'm like, yeah.

01:36:54.020 I'm kind of jealous.

01:36:55.020 I'm jealous that I can't do the same shit.

01:36:57.020 It's a strong aura.

01:36:58.020 But we're about to do the same thing.

01:37:00.020 It's one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

01:37:02.020 It's the strongest aura you could ever imagine right there.

01:37:05.020 You see him asking for it.

01:37:06.020 He was like, I need a swastika chain with diamonds and crusted eyes.

01:37:11.020 This is like the anime villain in the rain, you know, standing there, like, looking at

01:37:17.020 its future target.

01:37:18.020 Like, that's what it is.

01:37:19.020 Like, foreshadowing like a motherfucker.

01:37:20.020 Strong aura.

01:37:21.020 I think the swastika is a little too big on the shirt.

01:37:24.020 I think it should be a little smaller.

01:37:26.020 This is obnoxious almost, you know?

01:37:28.020 I feel like if you're gonna have a swastika on a shirt, it needs to be a collared shirt,

01:37:31.020 by the way.

01:37:32.020 Because they were down with, like, being really, like, well-dressed.

01:37:35.020 I think having a swastika on a t-shirt.

01:37:37.020 It's gonna be a polo shirt, at least.

01:37:39.020 Yeah, I think it kind of defeats the purpose of, like, what they were going for.

01:37:42.020 Can you imagine a polo shirt with a swastika?

01:37:45.020 I don't think he's going for the aesthetic.

01:37:47.020 I think he's going for the energy.

01:37:49.020 Oh, he's got the energy.

01:37:50.020 But the aesthetic is part of the energy, for sure.

01:37:53.020 You're right, you're right.

01:37:54.020 But his energy is different.

01:37:56.020 I think the energy he's trying to express is just that I hate Jewish people.

01:37:59.020 I think that's all he's trying to say.

01:38:01.020 I don't think he's trying to say, like...

01:38:03.020 But can we do that with some nice Hugo Boss still?

01:38:05.020 Can we still do that with some, like, nice collars and, like...

01:38:08.020 No, we can't.

01:38:09.020 Red armbands, you know?

01:38:11.020 Yeah.

01:38:12.020 It's like, I want a pocket.

01:38:14.020 I want, like you said, like, I don't want a big swastika on a shirt.

01:38:16.020 I want a pocket, like a polo.

01:38:18.020 Like, instead of saying, like, fucking the guy with the polo horse, whatever,

01:38:24.020 it's just a swastika there.

01:38:25.020 I do.

01:38:26.020 I like a more demure swastika, if I'm going to adorn it.

01:38:30.020 Yeah.

01:38:31.020 But, like, I want a pocket square that is, like, in the shape of a swastika.

01:38:36.020 Not necessarily, like...

01:38:37.020 Ooh, just like the top half of it?

01:38:38.020 Yeah, it's just kind of coming out, and they're like, oh, let me get my hat.

01:38:41.020 That's actually classy.

01:38:42.020 Like, and you pull it out, and it's a little swastika, like, fucking...

01:38:45.020 Ooh, swastika cufflinks.

01:38:47.020 Swastika cufflinks.

01:38:48.020 And then your buddy on the back of his shirt is the top part of the swastika,

01:38:51.020 and then when you take him from behind, then it becomes a complete swastika.

01:38:54.020 It's a subtle accoutrements that you need to add with the swastika.

01:38:57.020 Yes.

01:38:58.020 That's the classy move.

01:38:59.020 Little embroideries like this, but, like, sewn on real nice.

01:39:03.020 Yeah.

01:39:04.020 Very classy.

01:39:05.020 Like a tie clip.

01:39:06.020 A swastika tie clip.

01:39:07.020 Ooh, that's classy.

01:39:08.020 That's really classy.

01:39:09.020 What do you guys think about the dynamic with...

01:39:11.020 This is becoming a more and more common conversation, obviously.

01:39:15.020 A spinner buckle.

01:39:16.020 Yeah, that'd be dope.

01:39:18.020 Dude, if I could get some fucking spinner rims that were swastikas, like, on my vet.

01:39:22.020 It could be a spinning squirrel.

01:39:23.020 A swastika pinky ring.

01:39:24.020 Well, you know, the point of the swastika...

01:39:25.020 A swastika pinky ring.

01:39:26.020 The point of the swastika is that it's in motion.

01:39:28.020 It's...

01:39:29.020 I think it's the Big Dipper.

01:39:30.020 That's what it is.

01:39:31.020 It's like the star, and then it's pointing that it's spinning this way.

01:39:34.020 So that's why it's, like, significant throughout time and culture.

01:39:36.020 I didn't know any of that.

01:39:37.020 But the point I was trying to get to is, so, Candace Owens has popularized this.

01:39:40.020 She was on with...

01:39:41.020 What's his name?

01:39:42.020 Stephen A. Smith.

01:39:43.020 They were talking about it.

01:39:45.020 Then you had Andrew Tate on PBD.

01:39:47.020 He's talking about it.

01:39:48.020 This is what all of them are talking about, along with Kanye.

01:39:52.020 They're talking about how white nationalism is the only nationalism that isn't allowed.

01:39:57.020 What do you guys feel about the dynamic of that becoming, you know, put out there into the world?

01:40:01.020 We're getting the country, baby.

01:40:02.020 Let's go.

01:40:03.020 Moving culture.

01:40:04.020 By the way, like, we'll get to that.

01:40:07.020 But this comic kind of makes sense because...

01:40:09.020 So let's watch it like a poll, like the Ralph Lauren logo.

01:40:12.020 Yeah.

01:40:13.020 Black people love Ralph Lauren, and they fucked it up.

01:40:16.020 Because if you see them, they get huge Ralph Lauren logo t-shirts.

01:40:21.020 Have you seen...

01:40:22.020 You know what I'm talking about?

01:40:23.020 The big one, yeah.

01:40:24.020 The big ones.

01:40:25.020 I don't know.

01:40:26.020 Usually it was like...

01:40:27.020 It was always just like a nice little, like, pocket, just square thing.

01:40:31.020 It needs to be...

01:40:32.020 It was very small.

01:40:33.020 It needs to be that exact size.

01:40:34.020 Like just tiny little...

01:40:35.020 And then they'll go in and they'll buy the big one.

01:40:38.020 Like as big as they can get it on their t-shirts.

01:40:40.020 Dude, for 15...

01:40:41.020 I think it fucks it up.

01:40:42.020 For 15 years straight, I wore Ralph Lauren shoes white with the little fucking...

01:40:47.020 The little golf horse.

01:40:49.020 Yeah.

01:40:50.020 Sick.

01:40:51.020 And if you go in like...

01:40:52.020 Yeah, just a little one.

01:40:53.020 Yeah, a little one.

01:40:54.020 And then that's the way Kanye did the thing.

01:40:56.020 He made it too big.

01:40:57.020 He did the black person thing where he was like...

01:40:59.020 What they did to Ralph Lauren...

01:41:00.020 He was being niggerish about it, yeah.

01:41:02.020 And they just like...

01:41:03.020 He went too big with it.

01:41:04.020 Yeah.

01:41:05.020 Maybe I should...

01:41:06.020 Should I release my own shirt?

01:41:07.020 Just a subtle little, tiny little thing.

01:41:08.020 And then you have a windbreaker that you put on top of it too,

01:41:10.020 that has kind of like a little thing.

01:41:11.020 Yeah, it's just a small one.

01:41:12.020 It's just a small one.

01:41:13.020 Serious question though.

01:41:14.020 So this topic is now being popularized.

01:41:16.020 White nationalism.

01:41:17.020 Would you want to live in a white only nation?

01:41:20.020 And this includes Top because Top couldn't live there, right?

01:41:23.020 I mean...

01:41:24.020 We could sneak him in.

01:41:25.020 I think we could pass.

01:41:26.020 No.

01:41:27.020 You're passing.

01:41:28.020 He's white passing.

01:41:29.020 He's white passing, yeah.

01:41:30.020 Yeah.

01:41:31.020 No, no, no.

01:41:32.020 White people get real obnoxious about it.

01:41:33.020 He's an honorary white.

01:41:34.020 I don't really care to be honest with you.

01:41:36.020 Like I don't know.

01:41:37.020 I know I'm supposed to be like I'm super racist and I like...

01:41:39.020 I want to live my own kind.

01:41:40.020 There is no supposed to be.

01:41:41.020 I'm just asking you.

01:41:42.020 I mean, I kind of generally do live among my own kind.

01:41:45.020 But like if a black or two get in there, it's not that big of a deal to me.

01:41:49.020 I don't know, you know?

01:41:50.020 It always starts with one or two.

01:41:51.020 Yeah.

01:41:52.020 It's not that big of a deal until they're raping your wife and your kids.

01:41:54.020 Yeah.

01:41:55.020 Now the whole fucking old properties ain't worth shit no more, you know?

01:41:58.020 No.

01:41:59.020 No.

01:42:00.020 No.

01:42:01.020 Yeah.

01:42:02.020 I don't know.

01:42:03.020 I don't know if you have a good uppity about it.

01:42:05.020 This is where I'm at.

01:42:07.020 That's where my head's at.

01:42:08.020 If our vice president looked like that, I would be bothered.

01:42:10.020 Like all the J.D. Vance memes, that's where my head's at.

01:42:13.020 The J.D. Vance memes is like the craziest.

01:42:15.020 The best.

01:42:16.020 My favorite.

01:42:17.020 Dude, it's hilarious, but it's also like why the fuck did this happen?

01:42:21.020 I don't know.

01:42:22.020 Where did it come from?

01:42:24.020 It almost seems like a psyop.

01:42:25.020 I really think this is like Peter Thiel is like, how do we make my little butt buddy

01:42:32.020 sell?

01:42:33.020 Oh, let's do memes.

01:42:35.020 Meme him into existence.

01:42:36.020 Dude, it's crazy because like.

01:42:38.020 Oh, yes.

01:42:39.020 Love my little cock ring.

01:42:40.020 It was a great tweet that said it was like, I can't fucking stand this website.

01:42:44.020 I logged on to see if there's like World War Three was popping off.

01:42:47.020 And all I see are like fat J.D. Vance memes.

01:42:49.020 That's all you see motherfucker.

01:42:51.020 This feels like, you remember before the election when they just kept calling him weird?

01:42:55.020 Do you remember that?

01:42:56.020 Like they were just like, we're just going to call him weird and that's going to take.

01:42:58.020 It seems like they find that they're like upgraded and they like, they ran a, they ran

01:43:02.020 that weird psyop.

01:43:03.020 It didn't work.

01:43:04.020 And they're like, fuck it.

01:43:05.020 We're going to run a psyop that works.

01:43:06.020 That actually looks really cool.

01:43:09.020 That's actually, that is a fucking banger.

01:43:11.020 Make sure these guys can see it.

01:43:12.020 There we go.

01:43:13.020 Oh.

01:43:14.020 Okay.

01:43:15.020 But like, I feel like the psyop now is these memes.

01:43:17.020 Like they were like, we're just going to get it.

01:43:18.020 Like this will work.

01:43:19.020 And because like, he's like, he's doing a great job.

01:43:22.020 I feel like he's doing a better job than Trump is.

01:43:24.020 Like, and that's kind of saying, I mean, Trump's doing a really good job.

01:43:27.020 I feel like mostly, uh, and so that we got to bring them down, make them fat.

01:43:32.020 I love Cole as the political commentator.

01:43:35.020 All right.

01:43:36.020 Hold on.

01:43:37.020 We're looking at Cole's house.

01:43:38.020 Don't you fucking show my, there's Cole's house.

01:43:39.020 Who docks in your house?

01:43:40.020 Hey, how poor is Cole, guys?

01:43:43.020 He's living poor.

01:43:45.020 All right.

01:43:46.020 Bring it back up.

01:43:47.020 How poor is Cole?

01:43:48.020 What the fuck?

01:43:49.020 Do not docks my house.

01:43:51.020 We're behind the panel wall.

01:43:52.020 It's all right.

01:43:53.020 Yeah.

01:43:54.020 You can 100% look that up.

01:43:56.020 It's so easy.

01:43:57.020 Like you can fucking reverse image search.

01:43:59.020 Yeah.

01:44:00.020 You can image search it.

01:44:01.020 That was not.

01:44:02.020 You fucking idiot.

01:44:03.020 All right.

01:44:04.020 But they can't reverse image search this though, right?

01:44:05.020 This is fine.

01:44:06.020 Yes, you can.

01:44:07.020 You probably can.

01:44:08.020 Not that angle.

01:44:09.020 I mean, that looked like a crack slab.

01:44:11.020 Yeah, dude.

01:44:12.020 That is such, that's so dated that you're living poor as hell, dude.

01:44:15.020 Oh God.

01:44:16.020 It's a nice fireplace.

01:44:17.020 Well, I mean, yeah, this is pretty fucking poor.

01:44:19.020 I mean, look at this.

01:44:20.020 Yeah.

01:44:21.020 You're poor.

01:44:22.020 This is where a fireplace would be if you weren't poor.

01:44:23.020 I like that floor.

01:44:24.020 Oh my God.

01:44:25.020 I like that floor.

01:44:26.020 Yeah.

01:44:27.020 It's like the fireplace is supposed to be there, but it's not.

01:44:28.020 It's for like a wood burning stove.

01:44:29.020 The chimney is there.

01:44:30.020 You never stepped in me, you fucking poor.

01:44:32.020 What'd you pay for that?

01:44:33.020 What?

01:44:34.020 What'd you pay for that?

01:44:36.020 $260.

01:44:37.020 All right.

01:44:38.020 That sounds about right.

01:44:39.020 Yeah.

01:44:40.020 Wow.

01:44:41.020 That's even more insulting, Clint.

01:44:43.020 It's a nice house.

01:44:44.020 I like it.

01:44:45.020 I just wanted to make sure he didn't pay like $400 or something.

01:44:47.020 No.

01:44:48.020 My God.

01:44:49.020 Yeah.

01:44:50.020 Just, just so you know, a house like that in San Diego, 600, 700 easy.

01:44:53.020 Oh yeah.

01:44:54.020 It's like a Topps house would be a multimillion dollar house in San Diego.

01:45:00.020 Oh no.

01:45:01.020 With that land.

01:45:02.020 Yeah.

01:45:03.020 He's worth $2 million in San Diego.

01:45:04.020 My house in Brooklyn was the same square footage and I had no land.

01:45:08.020 And it was a, yeah, I sold it for like $700,000.

01:45:11.020 It's crazy.

01:45:12.020 Yeah.

01:45:13.020 That should be a thing.

01:45:18.020 They already have, they already found it on Zillow.

01:45:20.020 They already found it on Zillow.

01:45:22.020 You asshole.

01:45:23.020 God damn.

01:45:24.020 I shouldn't have said that to you.

01:45:26.020 I can't believe you tried to act like you were less of a poor than me.

01:45:29.020 That's it.

01:45:30.020 That's it.

01:45:31.020 That's it.

01:45:32.020 That's all of it.

01:45:33.020 I'm not going to show my house.

01:45:34.020 I'm not that fucking silly.

01:45:35.020 You think I'm going to dox my house?

01:45:38.020 You think I'm going to dox my house?

01:45:40.020 You fucking idiot.

01:45:42.020 I ever tell you about the time that somebody emailed me with like the exact coordinates

01:45:47.020 of where I was staying as a warning to protect myself?

01:45:50.020 Oh yeah.

01:45:51.020 What?

01:45:52.020 Like they fucking, they pulled the, like, I don't know how the fuck they did it, but

01:45:56.020 they used Google maps and they, they outlined it and they said like, all right, so that

01:46:00.020 building is here.

01:46:01.020 And then they like showed me all of the connecting to fucking.

01:46:04.020 This guy's your handler now, right?

01:46:05.020 To figure out.

01:46:06.020 No, he didn't say, there was no followup.

01:46:07.020 I didn't even respond cause I was so scared.

01:46:09.020 Yeah.

01:46:10.020 And he just goes, he goes, so my assumption is that you're on the, I'll just pretend the

01:46:15.020 32nd floor of dah, dah, dah address, dah, dah, dah.

01:46:18.020 And I was like, he was, he was off by, you know, not much.

01:46:21.020 It was fucking concerning.

01:46:24.020 Jesus.

01:46:25.020 Yeah.

01:46:26.020 Pop just gave it away for fucking free.

01:46:27.020 Well, I guess for a dollar.

01:46:30.020 Whatever it costs to get into the Patreon.

01:46:33.020 But my point is like, if you just have a view, that's enough for them to figure out

01:46:38.020 where you're at.

01:46:39.020 It's fucking crazy.

01:46:40.020 Is that a thing?

01:46:42.020 All right.

01:46:43.020 Y'all ready to get out of here?

01:46:45.020 I'm about to fall asleep, dude.

01:46:46.020 I'm fucking exhausted.

01:46:47.020 Yeah.

01:46:48.020 We gave him an hour 45.

01:46:49.020 They're good.

01:46:50.020 One kisses niggas.

01:46:51.020 We out.

01:46:52.020 We'll see you boys.

01:46:53.020 See you faggots.

01:46:54.020 The Tower Power Hour slut.

01:46:55.020 To the Tower Power Hour bitch.

01:46:57.020 No way, Jose.

01:46:58.020 Liberty Lockdown.

01:46:59.020 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour.

01:47:01.020 Flint.

01:47:02.020 Reed.

01:47:03.020 Cole.

01:47:04.020 Top Lobster.

01:47:05.020 And Toad.

01:47:06.020 Tower Gang.

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01:47:14.020 Liberty Lock is truth say.

01:47:15.020 Same with lobster.

01:47:16.020 Cole.

01:47:17.020 Toad is sick.

01:47:18.020 No way Jose.

01:47:20.020 The Tower Power Hour slut.

01:47:21.020 They made Desmond all his things.

01:47:22.020 Tower Gang.

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01:47:44.020 that's all folks

01:47:48.220 all right guys if you want to catch the rest of the show head over to patreon.com forward slash

01:47:59.580 tower gang the link is in the description um if you head there now you can watch the rest of the

01:48:04.700 episode or listen to the episode in its entirety if not wait a little bit and we will release it

01:48:09.260 to the general public but uh if you want to be a terrorist a towerist tower gang towerist

01:48:16.060 fucking laney boy if you want to be a dangerous retard head over there

01:48:19.540 join it at any level and uh catch the perks until next wednesday see you later

Tower Gang - March 13, 2025

Ep 219 - We Wuz Kangarooz

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