Tower Gang - Ep 221 - Mister Fister

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00:00:30.000 Thursday, partly sunny skies and 57.

00:00:36.620 And to another woman who likes to be double-fisted in a different way, I think, Jess.

00:00:41.720 My whole life, I never knew what that felt like.

00:00:44.920 Recently, though, I've experienced a small part of that.

00:00:49.100 I am a straight, white, Christian male.

00:01:00.000 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison,

00:01:17.080 where do they keep coming from?

00:01:18.480 They are basically farm equipment.

00:01:20.120 That's crazy.

00:01:22.380 If you want a million-dollar idea, right there you go.

00:01:24.920 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.

00:01:30.000 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:01:34.260 I'm not even fucking kidding.

00:01:39.860 I go by the gut, baby.

00:01:41.200 I shoot from the hips.

00:01:42.040 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:01:45.500 I've just only said the truth.

00:01:48.300 The next cock up is a very nice cock.

00:01:52.640 Because it would hurt.

00:01:53.720 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:57.680 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:59.080 This shit is retarded.

00:02:03.340 Sharper's attack at 9-11 on a Wednesday.

00:02:06.820 We are live.

00:02:07.480 This is Tower Gang, motherfuckers.

00:02:08.860 By the way, the intro to our shows just continues to get more and more impressive.

00:02:12.340 Anybody noticing this?

00:02:13.260 I love it.

00:02:13.880 Dude.

00:02:14.740 By the way, just a comment on the intro, but not necessarily about the intro itself.

00:02:19.200 But the fact that the Misfit Patriot guy, and I know I didn't want to talk about it, but

00:02:23.640 the fact that he was wearing a hat with a cock on it while saying he was straight is just...

00:02:28.860 Was he?

00:02:29.900 Yes.

00:02:30.460 Pull it up.

00:02:31.160 His hat has literally a rooster on it.

00:02:33.840 Oh.

00:02:34.260 That's a fucking cock.

00:02:35.640 That's weak.

00:02:36.480 Now we're reaching.

00:02:37.640 Oh, come on.

00:02:38.600 Come on.

00:02:38.920 That is...

00:02:39.240 This is Masonic Theater.

00:02:40.720 That's what this is.

00:02:41.420 Yes.

00:02:41.920 That's subliminal, baby.

00:02:43.440 But it is true that he was on a gay hookup app.

00:02:46.880 Yes.

00:02:47.600 That is true.

00:02:48.520 With the username...

00:02:49.180 Who has...

00:02:49.520 Who has...

00:02:50.520 Have you ever seen somebody with a hat just like this that just has a rooster on it?

00:02:55.160 Or if you're not gay?

00:02:56.260 I mean, aren't there...

00:02:57.580 No, that's a signal, yeah.

00:02:59.500 Aren't there sports teams that are like the fighting cocks?

00:03:01.120 What sports team has a rooster as a fucking...

00:03:03.200 Fuck if I know.

00:03:04.060 I don't give a shit about that.

00:03:05.200 The game cocks.

00:03:06.200 There you go.

00:03:06.800 It was not a game cock.

00:03:09.040 Saturdays for the cocks.

00:03:09.760 I mean, that cock was game, let me tell you.

00:03:12.860 He's definitely game for the cocks based off of his...

00:03:15.660 I just did that.

00:03:16.680 All right, all right, all right.

00:03:17.500 Hold on, guys.

00:03:18.060 Listen.

00:03:18.660 Okay.

00:03:18.940 We're going to get into it now.

00:03:20.520 But I'm going to play the drop.

00:03:21.380 Here we go.

00:03:21.580 Here's what we're going to do.

00:03:22.560 We're going to all type out the word.

00:03:24.660 Nick.

00:03:25.240 Oh, get him now.

00:03:27.880 Dude.

00:03:28.200 Yeah.

00:03:29.040 Perfect.

00:03:29.640 He only watched our show for five minutes and he already understands it fully.

00:03:32.840 That's amazing.

00:03:33.240 Yeah.

00:03:33.520 He gets it.

00:03:34.080 Oh, yeah.

00:03:35.040 What a fucking reject.

00:03:36.280 Okay, so what do we want to begin with this guy?

00:03:38.300 We wrecked his life really quick with a short crypto scam, I think.

00:03:42.480 I don't even remember what I did to him last week.

00:03:44.040 He wrecked his life.

00:03:45.080 And he just turned out to be gay for the rest of the time?

00:03:50.360 That's what happened.

00:03:50.900 He beat the shit out of some old person.

00:03:52.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:52.860 It was so much worse than that.

00:03:54.180 I mean, I don't even know where to begin.

00:03:55.880 So during the show, we raid his stream and then Top decides to try and like, I feel like

00:04:04.760 you were doing some sort of CIA like mind control program because you started sending

00:04:07.800 him what appears to be like crypto scam shit to just make him like, he has no idea what's

00:04:12.980 happening.

00:04:13.360 But what you're doing is you're inviting him on to the live tower gang to debate me.

00:04:18.260 I've already declined because I don't want to fucking put my reputation on defending people

00:04:22.080 that I don't know if they're innocent or guilty.

00:04:23.620 Right.

00:04:23.960 That's all true.

00:04:25.140 Which is all true.

00:04:26.760 And then so I declined.

00:04:27.940 He, I want nothing more than to have nothing to do with this guy for the rest of my life.

00:04:33.280 That is, that is my entire mission after we, we exit the show that night, I wake up the

00:04:38.160 next day and he's calling me a pussy and a bitch and all this other shit.

00:04:41.180 And I was like, all right, dude, well, here we go.

00:04:43.800 He's threatening legal action.

00:04:45.400 Yeah.

00:04:45.660 All right.

00:04:46.000 I'm going to dox you.

00:04:47.560 Yeah.

00:04:47.840 He's threatening legal action in the ER.

00:04:50.680 And anyway, so what was the thing that I posted that goes super viral?

00:04:55.600 I forget.

00:04:55.860 His address and information.

00:04:57.780 It wasn't that, it wasn't that, it wasn't that, what was the, it's in the topic sheet.

00:05:04.500 It was that he, he, he beat up his grandma or something.

00:05:06.640 Yeah.

00:05:06.720 Yeah.

00:05:06.900 It's the charges.

00:05:07.740 And, and he then spends the next 24 hours getting dragged mercilessly by the entire internet.

00:05:13.880 It's fucking crazy.

00:05:15.240 My, just my original post has a million views.

00:05:17.540 There's another dozen from big profile accounts.

00:05:20.200 It's so funny.

00:05:20.900 It was like, everybody was like, oh, this is a dog pile on this random dude.

00:05:25.640 And then you have, then you have retards like Toad that go, oh, he beat the shit out of

00:05:30.520 some old woman.

00:05:31.160 And then he goes, I didn't beat up an old woman.

00:05:34.260 And like, that's, that's the, that's the, that's the move.

00:05:36.440 Cause if you look at the charge, it's, it was a elderly fucking whatever.

00:05:40.500 It was disabled.

00:05:41.360 It was his mother, which it's very important.

00:05:43.640 People understand.

00:05:44.200 So the, the charge, which is legitimate, by the way, I did confirm this.

00:05:47.600 The charge is disabled slash 60 plus.

00:05:51.020 So this is, this is, this is a charge that applies to either or.

00:05:54.740 So this is very, this is very important.

00:05:58.380 So he, his defense, and he's adamant about this.

00:06:01.020 So I believe he's probably telling the truth is that the person that he assaulted, allegedly

00:06:04.980 was not over the, over 60 years old, but rather they were fucking disabled, which is, which

00:06:13.040 is a direct affront to the tower gang nation.

00:06:15.720 We defend our, dude, it's Bryson Gray, Bryson Gray.

00:06:18.680 This is what it is.

00:06:19.340 I don't, I don't know if it's technically retards because sometimes disabled people,

00:06:23.120 like disabled, like, like physically disabled.

00:06:25.360 Like what's the average IQ of blacks?

00:06:27.520 No, I mean like, because retarded people, I want to pretend.

00:06:30.100 Oh, it could mean, it could mean that like, because we, we flirted with that idea on the

00:06:37.660 show a lot, like, uh, our black people disabled just by the, the pure fact of them being black.

00:06:48.140 And this would be an admission by the state of Texas.

00:06:50.320 Oh no, no.

00:06:50.760 The state of Boston.

00:06:51.960 Yeah.

00:06:52.660 He's in Massachusetts.

00:06:53.440 The state of Boston.

00:06:54.660 Yeah.

00:06:54.860 I'm going to go to his trial.

00:06:56.580 I told, I told you it's going to be in debt of mass.

00:06:59.500 I'm going to figure out when it's still, it's ongoing, right?

00:07:01.960 Yeah.

00:07:02.300 Yeah.

00:07:02.460 It's pending.

00:07:03.380 Yeah.

00:07:03.920 There's already been jury selection, uh, based off of the filing that I looked at and the

00:07:08.540 trial is like, is like six weeks from now.

00:07:10.800 People are going to show up.

00:07:11.920 Like literally like Matt Reif was talking about showing up too.

00:07:14.840 And I think he's dead serious.

00:07:16.020 Like I'm going to go.

00:07:16.980 I'm pretty sure Matt Reif is dead.

00:07:18.560 He got into a very bad car accident the other day.

00:07:20.700 So hopefully he's okay.

00:07:22.360 Yeah.

00:07:22.560 Give him some good vibes from that, uh, from that machine.

00:07:26.600 He'll get, he'll, he'll ride up.

00:07:27.820 Yeah.

00:07:28.100 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:07:28.760 Just send it out of it.

00:07:29.880 I'm surprised he doesn't have a Reif machine in his car.

00:07:32.460 That is a force field that protects him from all, uh, car crashes.

00:07:36.480 Yeah.

00:07:37.340 I mean, we're going to see the recovery time on Matt Reif's, uh, back and wrist will prove

00:07:41.960 out if, uh, this machine actually does work.

00:07:44.320 You can go to us.

00:07:45.280 If it does cure cancer.

00:07:46.340 Yeah.

00:07:46.760 Promo code.

00:07:47.260 I'm just going to cure Mr. Patriot's cancer.

00:07:54.880 So, so this is where the story gets absolutely insane.

00:07:57.820 Um, oh yeah, that's, that's Matt's vehicle.

00:08:00.320 Yeah, Matt's car.

00:08:01.080 He got wrecked better than, or worse than Mr. Patriot did last week.

00:08:04.780 So, so the story, the story appears to be dying down, but he pissed off this one Latina

00:08:09.620 broad and she is not fucking, she's like a dog with a bone.

00:08:12.280 She's like a pedo with a fucking, I don't know how to say bone in Spanish.

00:08:15.620 Anyways, she's fucking going after this dude.

00:08:17.620 She finds a gay dating profile and it's a picture of him with what appears to him being

00:08:25.160 laying over a bed, biting a pillow and, and the handle, the handle for his dating profile,

00:08:30.800 by the way, it's not, it's not grinder.

00:08:32.120 It's growler.

00:08:32.840 Cause it's, it's specifically for bears and his fucking handle is fist me.

00:08:39.600 It's wild.

00:08:40.940 What a wild way to be.

00:08:42.180 And then, and then he goes on these lengthy rants defending Israel.

00:08:45.100 There it is.

00:08:45.760 There it is in all his fucking glory.

00:08:47.220 I mean, unless that's a Photoshop, this guy's life has to be over.

00:08:50.320 Right.

00:08:51.640 Yeah.

00:08:52.520 You would hope.

00:08:53.120 How do you confirm this though?

00:08:54.720 Cause she, I, I mean, I don't know enough of those broad, but I could totally see a crazy

00:08:57.980 Latina broad just being like, Oh, I'm going to fucking Photoshop this.

00:09:00.840 I'll be so funny.

00:09:01.500 This is like, I could see that.

00:09:03.100 Like I could see y'all or like one of my friends setting up a, a fake gay dating profile for

00:09:09.840 me.

00:09:09.980 Oh, that's what it is.

00:09:10.740 He did it for me and that would be the worst of the whole internet.

00:09:14.960 I definitely believe this check.

00:09:18.800 You're saying you don't believe her.

00:09:20.180 She looks, she looks trustworthy.

00:09:21.440 Yeah.

00:09:22.140 She will wreck your life.

00:09:23.740 She looks like she'll fuck your life.

00:09:25.280 Should I get out of her DMs then?

00:09:27.920 A hundred percent.

00:09:28.460 She would.

00:09:29.080 Man titties.

00:09:29.640 She did the show with Luke and I, so I, I've, I've met her at least.

00:09:32.980 Uh, she looks like she's tall.

00:09:34.440 Is she tall?

00:09:35.400 No.

00:09:35.740 She is tall.

00:09:36.420 She's like, she's like, well not tall, tall.

00:09:38.140 Like compared to dudes.

00:09:39.280 So I don't, I don't know.

00:09:40.140 Compared to, she wanted to come on the show.

00:09:41.480 She said she's like five, nine or five, 10 or it's a girl that's pretty tall.

00:09:44.440 That's pretty tall.

00:09:44.900 She was very nice to me, but she was like, oh, can I come on the show?

00:09:47.640 I was like, absolutely fucking not.

00:09:49.000 You're out of your mind, man.

00:09:49.820 This is, you know what we do on this shit.

00:09:52.440 It's like, thank you for your service.

00:09:54.080 Get the fuck out of here.

00:09:55.160 I'm talking to you.

00:09:56.240 Yeah.

00:09:56.660 No woman allowed.

00:09:57.800 Like this is.

00:09:58.260 Thank you for the info.

00:09:59.200 Fuck off.

00:09:59.940 Go, go dig up more dirt on Mr. Patriot and get back in the kitchen.

00:10:03.220 See, see, see, Brandon did it to one of his college friends and I'm telling you like,

00:10:06.280 if like, that would be the worst if for some reason like.

00:10:08.980 Just doxing Brandon.

00:10:09.900 Look, it, it, it's a possibility.

00:10:11.720 It's a possibility.

00:10:12.240 I'm just, I'm just saying.

00:10:13.540 I'm just saying.

00:10:13.960 I'm just saying this guy, this guy emanates homosexual in it.

00:10:16.420 Oh yeah, for sure.

00:10:17.280 He does.

00:10:17.740 That's what I think I liked about him.

00:10:20.340 Do you guys know, have you ever, you know, those tattoos, the line tattoos, you ever heard

00:10:24.720 the, the meaning of those?

00:10:25.920 Like the, the ones with the bands?

00:10:27.540 I don't know what they mean.

00:10:28.660 Those apparently that has a gay meaning where it's like for guys who are into fisting and

00:10:32.220 how far they go.

00:10:33.820 I'm not kidding.

00:10:35.120 I saw it the other day.

00:10:36.240 I'm going to have to get my tattoo removed.

00:10:37.540 Fuck you, dude.

00:10:38.440 But anyways, my point being, keep an eye out for one of those tattoos.

00:10:41.920 I could totally see him have it.

00:10:43.140 Watch, it's like all the way the fuck up here.

00:10:45.260 So it's like a tattoo of a rectum and it's like, I can go this far in here.

00:10:48.720 Hold on, is that, is that in their, yeah, is that in their own rectum or is it another

00:10:51.720 guy's rectum?

00:10:51.740 I would assume in your own asshole.

00:10:53.040 I saw, the other day I went to the mall and I actually saw what was clearly a gay dude

00:10:57.620 and he had one of those tattoos and it like, I saw the meme just days before and I was

00:11:01.160 like, no fucking way.

00:11:02.420 And I was like, clearly yes.

00:11:03.580 If you have the ring all the way up to your shoulder cusp, does that mean that someone has

00:11:06.620 like straight up puppeted you?

00:11:08.480 That's what we'll see.

00:11:09.120 That's what I was wondering if it's, if it's your own.

00:11:11.540 I love Israel.

00:11:12.680 Blah, blah, blah.

00:11:13.140 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:11:15.380 I'm Mr. Patriot.

00:11:16.920 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:11:19.160 Dude, it's not, it's not even like a filter.

00:11:21.060 I just asked Grok about a gay fisting because I was trying to find out about the tattoos

00:11:24.900 and it said, people who enjoy it often describe it as intensely intimate.

00:11:29.280 Yeah.

00:11:29.840 I bet.

00:11:31.440 It's like, yeah.

00:11:33.580 This is one way to describe it.

00:11:35.380 It's like, yeah, I'm snuggling your colon right now.

00:11:38.040 Like, we're going to be intimate.

00:11:39.400 Oh, wait, there's more, there's more.

00:11:40.440 So it's requiring trust, communication, and a lot of preparation.

00:11:43.640 They just stop being fake and gay.

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00:12:01.900 Complete disregard for your lower intestines.

00:12:06.900 Oh, boy.

00:12:07.700 Because I was wondering, because if they had a tattoo up to their, like, their shoulder,

00:12:12.040 because I was wondering, is it their own arm?

00:12:13.920 So then they would reach down.

00:12:15.220 Yeah, up their own ass, yeah.

00:12:16.360 And, like, almost basically, like.

00:12:17.260 Well, I mean, I don't think it's like a perfect mark on their own arm.

00:12:20.040 I don't think they measured it off their arm.

00:12:23.200 They go to the tattoo artist and, like, quick, let me show my hand up my ass.

00:12:26.460 Can you mark there and tattoo around it?

00:12:28.260 When I was 10 years old, I could get this far up my own ass.

00:12:31.220 Because it would be weird to say, like, as, like, if I'm, it's like, I'm such a good

00:12:36.640 fister, like, that I can get this deep in somebody else's ass.

00:12:39.880 It's like, doesn't that just mean their ass is just really loose?

00:12:42.020 Yeah, like, did you kill someone, dude?

00:12:44.280 I propose we change his name to Mr. Fister Christian.

00:12:48.200 Yeah, we should change his name to Mr. Fister.

00:12:50.440 I think that's much better.

00:12:51.560 Mr. Fister, yeah, that's great.

00:12:53.040 I think that at a certain, at a certain, let me finish my joke.

00:12:57.520 It's not a joke.

00:12:58.780 At a certain threshold of line, you know, depth, I think that you ought to put a teardrop

00:13:05.980 around, you know, at the circle just to indicate that you killed them with it.

00:13:09.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:10.560 It's like, I grabbed his heart from his asshole.

00:13:13.860 He does look sturdy, though, right?

00:13:17.900 Like, he looks like he could really take some, take a pounding, right?

00:13:21.580 I mean, in his defense, he does look like he can take a fucking dick.

00:13:26.600 You know what I mean?

00:13:27.280 I mean, judging by the shits he probably lays, like, you know, he drops huge turds.

00:13:32.820 So that thing's loosened up.

00:13:34.120 Did you see, like, him and Josh being, like, gay lovers?

00:13:37.460 For some reason, they look like they didn't compare.

00:13:39.080 They'd be a cute bear couple?

00:13:40.500 Yes.

00:13:40.980 They would be, like, they would, they would open up, like, a burger shop.

00:13:43.660 Honestly, it wouldn't even surprise me if they're mad.

00:13:44.840 Josh Smith looks worse every time I see him.

00:13:47.080 Like, I had to cancel him.

00:13:49.180 Because he's getting fisted by Mr. Patriot.

00:13:53.860 I thought you were saying that Misfit Patriot's going out for the Twinks.

00:13:59.080 Do you think you could?

00:13:59.960 Mr. Fister, please.

00:14:01.020 I do have tiny fist.

00:14:01.720 I bet I could fit a lot of my...

00:14:02.980 That's the title of the episode.

00:14:05.940 Jose, do you think you could gorilla fuck him?

00:14:08.080 Like, because he's kind of a big dude.

00:14:10.020 He's a thick boy.

00:14:11.100 He's a thickie.

00:14:11.900 I don't know.

00:14:12.440 You could fuck him.

00:14:13.300 Get out of here.

00:14:13.840 I could fuck him, yeah.

00:14:14.720 Yeah, you could fuck him.

00:14:15.700 You're like a silverback.

00:14:16.900 Yeah, you could do it.

00:14:17.680 Thank you.

00:14:18.080 I have full confidence you could fuck this guy, whether he wants it or not.

00:14:24.100 I think he's like my height, like an inch or two taller.

00:14:26.280 That's about it, yeah.

00:14:27.140 Yeah, he's a little tiny fact.

00:14:28.880 He's a manlet?

00:14:29.960 Aw, man.

00:14:30.460 He's a manlet.

00:14:31.880 He's one of me.

00:14:34.380 He's bizarro me.

00:14:36.960 All right, so the final point I want to make on this is that despite the fact that his reputation

00:14:42.140 has been demolished over the past week, before and before on that one, by the way, this is

00:14:50.400 the point that I want to make is that despite the fact that he was universally pilloried

00:14:55.120 in a way that I have rarely seen any human being experience, he continues to just persist

00:15:02.180 in a way as if none of this has transpired, and his likes and his retweets do not reflect

00:15:07.860 the fact that his reputation, broadly speaking, has been annihilated, which tells me this

00:15:12.680 motherfucker is boosted by some other agency.

00:15:16.540 I don't understand how anybody is re-owned by this guy.

00:15:19.220 His interaction is low.

00:15:20.480 He gets like 30 views on his studio.

00:15:21.860 I see him get quote-tweeted all the time by big accounts, and accounts I see frequently,

00:15:25.800 but it's like clearly accounts with the tribe, you know what I mean?

00:15:29.560 Like accounts in the click.

00:15:30.740 Like, what's up?

00:15:32.140 His entire comment section is just Israel flag, Israel flag.

00:15:38.060 Israel flag.

00:15:38.960 It's fucking nuts.

00:15:39.920 I remember the other thing that happened after the show last week is that his co-host

00:15:44.700 there, Joe Exotic's ex-boyfriend there, got swatted.

00:15:47.880 Dude, that dude has like 300,000 followers on YouTube, and his presence on, I guess he's

00:15:53.220 a regular guest on fucking Misfit page, or whatever the fuck that faggot's name is, on

00:15:57.460 his show, and he still can never crack 100 views.

00:16:00.400 I don't think any of his streams have cracked 100.

00:16:02.360 I gotta defend him.

00:16:03.740 The reason he's got a huge following is because he does an incredible Donald Trump impersonation.

00:16:07.860 Oh, are you kidding me?

00:16:08.500 Oh, okay.

00:16:08.800 Really?

00:16:09.200 All right.

00:16:09.520 He's live right now.

00:16:10.920 Jackman?

00:16:11.320 No way.

00:16:11.620 Is he?

00:16:11.880 He must go live.

00:16:12.620 Does he go live at 9-11?

00:16:13.680 Dude.

00:16:14.000 What can I say?

00:16:14.480 Dude, look at this.

00:16:15.340 Yeah, he's live.

00:16:16.020 Look at that.

00:16:16.420 17 fucking viewers.

00:16:17.820 That's so funny.

00:16:18.700 Don't tell me we're going to rate him again.

00:16:19.500 No, don't rate him again.

00:16:20.200 Wait, is it only 30 seconds in, or is that 30 seconds in from watching right now?

00:16:24.280 Because to give him the benefit.

00:16:25.260 Okay, well then, to be fair, okay.

00:16:27.540 No, no, we just started watching this.

00:16:28.960 Oh, okay.

00:16:29.800 So, no, that's us starting.

00:16:30.960 That's not him starting.

00:16:31.780 Oh, gotcha, gotcha.

00:16:32.800 Should I rate him?

00:16:33.540 Should we rate him again?

00:16:33.980 No, don't do it again.

00:16:34.940 No, don't give him the satisfaction.

00:16:36.620 No, don't.

00:16:37.040 He's going to press charges.

00:16:38.080 Don't do it.

00:16:38.400 He literally, last time, it was his most viewed episode that I've seen in, like, months.

00:16:41.880 I went through his metrics for funsies just because I was like, this is insane.

00:16:44.360 All right, we're going to leave it up.

00:16:44.760 We'll leave it up to the chat.

00:16:45.740 Guys.

00:16:46.800 Guys in the chat, should we rate him?

00:16:49.460 Miss Fat Patriot.

00:16:51.360 Yeah, they'll, uh.

00:16:53.400 David Fite.

00:16:55.640 Let's go to David Fite.

00:16:56.880 You know what?

00:16:57.800 You're right.

00:16:58.220 Send him over there.

00:17:00.220 Just a nice little refresher.

00:17:01.920 Just to remind him.

00:17:02.880 Because he loves it.

00:17:03.680 I think he likes it.

00:17:04.740 Whenever Towering Wednesday is on.

00:17:06.380 I just love to go and just buttfuck somebody's channel.

00:17:10.720 You better be aware or you're going to get raided during Towering.

00:17:12.680 We're breathing life into it.

00:17:14.060 We're fucking giving his dying channel the CPR.

00:17:16.200 Dude, I would love it.

00:17:17.360 The only way I would rate Miss Fat Patriots again is if everybody was just like, we're

00:17:21.260 just here to fist you.

00:17:22.400 Like, we're just, like, we're just here.

00:17:24.120 Oh, definitely.

00:17:24.520 Definitely send the message that's not antagonistic.

00:17:27.140 Like, hey, we're just here to do what you want.

00:17:28.700 Yeah, we're here, like, for you.

00:17:30.180 You said fist me.

00:17:32.380 I'm interested.

00:17:33.500 We should send them in there.

00:17:34.440 We're the fist of Tower Gang.

00:17:36.140 We should send them in there as Hasbro bots.

00:17:38.720 Like, just completely saying Jew shit.

00:17:40.620 Like, send in our chat like that just to fuck with his head.

00:17:43.340 See what happens there.

00:17:44.700 I don't think our chat would be able to say a message, though.

00:17:47.360 Yeah.

00:17:47.900 Do me a favor, Tyler, and pull up Sean Farage or whatever his name is, Trump impersonation.

00:17:55.380 I just want people to see.

00:17:56.320 Like, he's gone crazy viral because his Trump impersonation is fucking awesome.

00:17:59.700 Oh, you weren't kidding.

00:18:00.480 I thought you were being, like, sarcastic.

00:18:01.480 All right, guys.

00:18:02.160 I want everybody to go read David Fight.

00:18:04.240 He's talking to Lou Perez right now.

00:18:05.840 And just say nice shit to them.

00:18:07.700 You know?

00:18:08.060 It's in the chat.

00:18:09.020 Just click on there.

00:18:09.740 Yeah, they're not going to say anything nice.

00:18:11.700 Say nice.

00:18:12.480 Give him a thumbs up.

00:18:13.860 Fucking let him know.

00:18:14.260 Didn't Lou Perez suck on this show?

00:18:16.740 On our show?

00:18:17.540 You're not supposed to say that, Cole.

00:18:19.540 He named me Uncle Toad.

00:18:21.360 It's, like, incredibly unprofessional.

00:18:23.680 People, like, unless you're a fucking real lunatic, it's hard to do well on this show.

00:18:30.580 Yeah, that's true.

00:18:31.760 The show's easy.

00:18:32.460 I know what you're talking about, Clint.

00:18:33.560 Yeah.

00:18:34.340 You have to be crazy.

00:18:37.080 I don't know.

00:18:37.680 I think, like, comedians, like, cool comedians.

00:18:39.440 What are we doing here?

00:18:40.180 What is this?

00:18:40.760 I don't know what you're doing, Tyler.

00:18:41.680 What is that?

00:18:42.100 Like, there's two people driving right now.

00:18:44.260 Fucking.

00:18:44.860 Yeah, pick a lane.

00:18:46.400 Well, we're going to prank call.

00:18:47.460 It's, like, doing guitar solo.

00:18:48.860 Shifty Shif, because he was censured by the House of Representatives.

00:18:51.720 We're going to prank call him.

00:18:52.600 Here we go.

00:18:58.000 Hello, this is Congressman Adam Schiff.

00:19:00.220 Thank you for calling my Washington, D.C. office.

00:19:03.080 That's for it.

00:19:03.380 My staff are busy and unavailable to answer your call at the moment, but we look forward

00:19:07.200 to taking down your comments and answering any questions you might have.

00:19:11.260 If you are calling regarding, please email Shifty.

00:19:14.420 To leave a message.

00:19:15.760 God, his message is so long.

00:19:18.140 Well, this message is for the Honorable Adam Schiff.

00:19:20.720 They call you the Honorable Adam Schiff.

00:19:22.640 And I just have to say, Shifty, you were censored by the House of Representatives because

00:19:27.800 Russia, Russia, Russia was a hoax.

00:19:30.060 It was a complete and total hoax.

00:19:32.020 You knew it was a hoax the entire time.

00:19:33.980 So I'm wondering when you're going to apologize.

00:19:36.700 You're going to apologize.

00:19:37.440 That is probably the best that I've ever heard.

00:19:39.320 It's very good.

00:19:40.580 I mean, it's good.

00:19:41.200 I wouldn't say best I've ever heard.

00:19:42.140 It's definitely good.

00:19:42.540 It's not, like, the funniest.

00:19:43.660 It's, like, the most accurate, is what I'm saying.

00:19:45.700 Yeah, it's pretty good.

00:19:46.440 Yeah.

00:19:46.760 It's all.

00:19:47.580 He should leave Mr. Patriot.

00:19:48.860 He's way too good.

00:19:49.480 So, anyways, my point is, I don't have beef with that dude.

00:19:52.160 We shouldn't have.

00:19:52.900 The fact that he's not a draw.

00:19:54.220 The fact that there's only fucking 25 viewers over on Mr. Patriot or Mr. Fister's channel.

00:20:00.660 That's not his fault.

00:20:01.600 Insane amount of followers over just having a good fucking.

00:20:04.840 Dude, you go viral for dumb shit.

00:20:06.540 MAGA is fucking.

00:20:07.320 I want to know.

00:20:08.300 MAGA is retarded.

00:20:09.400 That's true.

00:20:09.780 What's the.

00:20:10.980 What can I do to become the Jews' favorite and be, like, I'm as retarded as Mr. Patriot,

00:20:16.540 right?

00:20:16.940 Gay porn.

00:20:18.420 I guess you just have to be gay.

00:20:20.380 Is that just what it is?

00:20:21.140 Like, you have to.

00:20:22.400 Well, then usually you have to have shame so they can blackmail you.

00:20:25.340 You don't have that.

00:20:26.140 Real shit, real shit, Mr. Fister, he put out about eight months ago, he puts out a, right

00:20:31.360 when Jordan Peterson did this, when Super Viral was like the letter to Muslims and he was

00:20:35.400 shaming them, Mr. Fister puts out letter to Israel and in it, it's an eight minute diatribe

00:20:41.120 about how as a, you know, patriotic Christian American, he's ready to fucking die for the

00:20:46.220 state of Israel.

00:20:47.080 Like, that's the whole thing.

00:20:48.880 I just want to know, like, what the fuck do you still talk about?

00:20:52.620 What do you talk about on libertarian shows still?

00:20:56.140 So do you still like liberty?

00:21:00.640 Y'all still fighting, right?

00:21:01.720 So is like freedom cool or what?

00:21:03.160 We still fighting for it, right?

00:21:04.540 We fighting, baby.

00:21:07.960 This is just, it's just sad.

00:21:09.860 It's like, he's, it is kind of depressing when you, it is depressing when you see a channel

00:21:15.020 in the wild with zero views.

00:21:15.820 But this guy is cool enough.

00:21:16.860 You're like, is there an issue with the thingy?

00:21:18.400 You refresh it and you're like, no, there's zero views.

00:21:20.640 Oh, wait, now I'm one.

00:21:22.880 I'm just here to say nice things.

00:21:24.540 I like stand-up comedy, though.

00:21:25.480 I do.

00:21:28.440 Yeah.

00:21:29.000 I don't really like stand-up comedy either.

00:21:31.700 The fact that I get hundreds of live viewers, even though I'm tape delayed, makes me feel

00:21:35.380 really good.

00:21:36.100 Because each of that is like, I would just quit.

00:21:38.680 I would absolutely quit.

00:21:39.540 I mean, it is brutal.

00:21:40.120 So, I want to rank our top conservative influencers that turned out to be gay of all time.

00:21:47.040 Dude, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, this one, this one actually hit, hit me hard in the,

00:21:51.680 in the feels.

00:21:52.500 When, when Milo came out and said that Jesse Lee Peterson been sucking, sucking dudes off

00:21:58.040 left and right.

00:21:58.500 I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me, bro.

00:22:00.880 That's Mount Rushmore.

00:22:01.440 That's Mount Rushmore.

00:22:01.980 I hate it.

00:22:03.060 I think like.

00:22:03.920 No, you understand why gay is.

00:22:05.520 What the?

00:22:06.780 What the?

00:22:07.660 What the?

00:22:08.000 I mean, I've been sucking hell who off?

00:22:10.440 What the?

00:22:11.540 Who be sucking me off?

00:22:13.020 What do you mean?

00:22:13.540 You gay?

00:22:14.400 I'm gay?

00:22:15.500 We gay?

00:22:16.600 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:22:17.780 I'm gay?

00:22:19.400 I'm just, I'm so, I'm so confused by this because his entire, I mean, I guess I shouldn't

00:22:24.380 be, like, I guess everybody's a fraud in the conservative commentating space, but god damn.

00:22:29.440 Whatever, whatever, like, whatever the conservative, like.

00:22:31.680 I think Milo is closeted.

00:22:35.340 Milo's been crying, he's been crying over pussy for a full week.

00:22:39.180 Yeah.

00:22:40.360 Which, by the way, we actually lost a cat, like, we lost a cat a couple months ago and

00:22:45.100 my entire family freaked out and I was just kind of like, okay.

00:22:48.460 Like, uh.

00:22:48.900 Because you just see them as dollar signs.

00:22:50.480 That's a number six.

00:22:51.080 That's true.

00:22:51.860 But, uh.

00:22:52.360 My dogs, my dogs, like, I leave my front gate open and my dad's always like, oh, if they

00:22:57.460 run out and if he gets lost or hit by a car and I was like, that's on him, nigga.

00:23:01.200 Like, if he comes back, I'm letting these niggas live.

00:23:05.180 If he comes back, he lived a good life.

00:23:06.920 You cried like a little bitch when your dog died, man.

00:23:09.320 Yeah, but he died of cancer, of heart cancer.

00:23:11.460 That's awful.

00:23:11.960 Yeah.

00:23:12.260 Like, if he died going out.

00:23:16.240 Yeah, so why?

00:23:16.860 If he gets hit by a car, who cares, you know?

00:23:18.460 Because when you see it, it's totally different.

00:23:20.940 It wasn't meant to be.

00:23:21.900 It's like, suddenly I get to save on dog food.

00:23:23.720 Big deal.

00:23:24.180 No, but, like, but, like, do you also, like, it's different whenever you get to see, like,

00:23:27.900 the dog dead in the street bleeding.

00:23:29.020 There's no point crying over spilt milk.

00:23:31.720 Spilt Fido.

00:23:32.960 What's happening here?

00:23:33.840 Let's continue playing this.

00:23:35.100 Sorry, guys.

00:23:35.640 Let's chat.

00:23:35.980 No, no.

00:23:36.460 No.

00:23:38.000 Oh, there we go.

00:23:39.140 Yeah, $25,000 reward.

00:23:40.720 It's pretty.

00:23:41.640 That's wild.

00:23:42.020 No questions asked.

00:23:43.100 Yeah, but then somebody sent him a DM after this that was, like, telling him that they had

00:23:48.160 his cat and they were, like, holding it hostage.

00:23:50.020 They're like, fuck you.

00:23:51.100 You're like, I'm going to do that.

00:23:52.380 Holding it hostage?

00:23:52.640 It's because he put out $25,000.

00:23:54.700 He put out his phone number to a million followers.

00:23:57.180 Of course, he's going to get a bunch of crazy.

00:23:58.600 That's true.

00:23:58.800 I do have his phone number.

00:23:59.560 No, it's Mr. Patriot's phone number.

00:24:01.840 Nice.

00:24:03.060 That's Milo's phone number.

00:24:04.400 It is.

00:24:05.440 It is.

00:24:05.880 He's a fucking crazy person.

00:24:07.500 He's pretty wild.

00:24:08.980 But anyways, he outs Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:24:11.140 Yes.

00:24:11.840 That's Mount Rushmore.

00:24:13.040 That would be Mount Rushmore of conservative gone gay.

00:24:16.060 He was only outing black conservatives, which is fucking base.

00:24:19.540 Dope.

00:24:19.720 Pretty base.

00:24:20.460 Where's a fucking...

00:24:21.040 Well, in fairness, that one dude he was just saying does...

00:24:23.700 Oh, no.

00:24:24.020 He did...

00:24:24.800 At first, he was just disclosing that he does lines of cocaine at CPAC.

00:24:29.100 And then he said...

00:24:30.080 Right.

00:24:30.260 And he fucking fucks and sucks dudes off.

00:24:32.320 Yeah, he fucks and sucks dudes.

00:24:33.720 And his wife is crying to other dudes in the lobby.

00:24:37.160 And everybody knows it.

00:24:38.480 But then who is he talking about with that?

00:24:41.240 Just a black dude.

00:24:42.640 Just a black dude.

00:24:43.660 I don't know who it is.

00:24:44.980 I don't know who he is.

00:24:45.480 He's just talking about just some...

00:24:46.400 I saw a picture of him.

00:24:48.780 Still had no idea who he was.

00:24:50.960 Because I wanted to say like...

00:24:53.080 Oh, Jack.

00:24:54.360 Who's the guy that...

00:24:55.820 The guy that was always on TimCast.

00:24:57.880 Big Beard.

00:24:59.100 Oh, Murphy.

00:24:59.700 Jack Murphy.

00:25:00.980 That was a big one.

00:25:02.440 I feel like that's a Mount Rushmore type of going from Manosphere to literally you got

00:25:07.540 railed by dudes.

00:25:08.020 Dude, I feel like I probably had the last interview with Jack Murphy before he just vanished.

00:25:13.160 You interviewed that fag?

00:25:14.220 Yeah, a good deal after the stuff.

00:25:16.680 And he didn't address it.

00:25:18.680 Dude, he was just like...

00:25:19.600 To be fair, you don't.

00:25:20.860 I mean, what do you do?

00:25:21.800 So about the gay stuff.

00:25:24.740 Listen, here's what you do.

00:25:26.140 We've learned...

00:25:26.480 Hey, it's not gay, man.

00:25:27.280 We've learned this lesson all week.

00:25:29.200 We've learned it from fucking Mike Cernovich.

00:25:31.480 You can do whatever the fuck you want.

00:25:33.440 And if somebody goes, yo, you just did XYZ.

00:25:36.820 You just go, fucking here's the next tweet I did.

00:25:39.040 I don't care.

00:25:39.420 Who can't do it all the best?

00:25:40.880 You just keep going.

00:25:41.560 And it doesn't matter.

00:25:42.440 Yeah, he sucked off a tranny and wrote an article about it.

00:25:44.220 Okay, yeah, here's my hot take about Trump.

00:25:47.480 Dude, it made me...

00:25:49.560 It made me...

00:25:50.720 Like, whenever...

00:25:51.180 Because Toad was like...

00:25:52.040 This nigga's getting medals from Trump in the White House after blowing a tranny and writing

00:25:55.420 an article about it.

00:25:56.400 It doesn't matter.

00:25:57.420 Clint, you can do whatever you want, Clint.

00:25:59.360 It's not even the bullet right now.

00:25:59.960 I'm doing a tranny thing that gets me.

00:26:01.480 It's the article.

00:26:02.300 That's what gets me.

00:26:02.620 Clint, share this to your fucking Twitter.

00:26:05.200 It doesn't...

00:26:05.720 It literally...

00:26:06.320 This is what I've been trying to teach you guys.

00:26:08.160 This is what I'm trying to teach the entire internet.

00:26:09.860 Just suck off trannies.

00:26:10.520 Write articles about it.

00:26:11.560 It doesn't matter.

00:26:14.940 You do whatever you want.

00:26:16.540 Whenever Toad sent the thing of him being like...

00:26:19.800 What Clint was talking about before about how he beat up a grandma.

00:26:23.100 And he was like, it was not a grandma.

00:26:24.820 I was like, that's fucking hilarious to be like.

00:26:28.020 Okay, so it was an old man or a retard.

00:26:31.560 It wasn't a grandma.

00:26:32.800 It wasn't a grandma.

00:26:33.640 In my thread destroying the dude, there's a fucking 10 second clip at the bottom of it

00:26:37.600 where he says, yeah, I've got assault and battery charges.

00:26:40.600 And he talks about it.

00:26:41.360 So he acknowledges it in its own way.

00:26:44.880 I fucked up a few retards.

00:26:46.480 Yeah.

00:26:46.860 But he just doesn't clarify that the person he beat up was almost certainly disabled or

00:26:51.180 allegedly disabled.

00:26:52.340 And I was like, God, this is fucking too good to be true.

00:26:54.780 I mean, he does say retard a lot, which I do too.

00:26:57.820 But it comes off as deflection from someone who is retarded as much as he says it.

00:27:01.840 Back down to two people.

00:27:02.820 Our fans are fucking gangsters that they would still keep watching that.

00:27:05.740 Dude, better off the day just more than that.

00:27:07.740 Would you feel bad if you were beaten up, for one?

00:27:10.500 One thing, you get beat up.

00:27:11.720 That would suck.

00:27:12.640 And then the second thing, in court, they'd label you disabled.

00:27:16.500 And you're just like, I'm not disabled.

00:27:19.480 That would be brutal.

00:27:20.440 It's okay, Junior.

00:27:21.020 Dude, if you lose a fight to fucking Mr. Pfister, I don't know how you get covered from that.

00:27:25.800 Actually, that might be what happened.

00:27:27.680 Is they were like, either they have to be over 60 or they have to be disabled to be beat up by Mr. Pfister.

00:27:32.260 They're like, there's no way.

00:27:33.960 There's no way that you're like, you know, a normal person.

00:27:37.280 It's like, okay, you may be all there mentally, but like physically?

00:27:40.560 We've been stepping on you the entire show.

00:27:42.740 I'm going to shut everybody up so that you can have the floor.

00:27:46.000 You have the floor, Toad.

00:27:47.100 Tell us about your dick, because you had a story about your dick.

00:27:49.860 Yeah.

00:27:50.300 Oh, yeah.

00:27:50.860 Mr. Pfister wants to hear it.

00:27:52.360 Before you do it, hold on.

00:27:54.560 God damn it.

00:27:55.140 They're up to 28 viewers because of us.

00:27:56.840 Well, it's hard now because we're watching this.

00:27:58.860 Are you coming in, Jared?

00:28:00.540 I'm coming in.

00:28:01.700 Oh, removed.

00:28:03.020 No.

00:28:04.120 Message was removed.

00:28:05.080 Message was removed.

00:28:06.020 Message was removed.

00:28:07.820 Who's the moderator, dude?

00:28:09.340 Who's the fucker that's like...

00:28:10.840 It's got to be him.

00:28:11.900 There's no way he has somebody actually working for him.

00:28:14.420 No, he definitely...

00:28:15.220 You know who it might be?

00:28:17.840 Come on.

00:28:18.160 It might be your Trump impression.

00:28:20.860 He's looking straight at the chat.

00:28:22.580 Yeah, he's eyeing it, man.

00:28:24.020 He looks focused right now.

00:28:24.320 He's looking straight at the chat.

00:28:26.100 He's probably addressing it.

00:28:27.280 I don't know why we have it muted.

00:28:29.000 He looks focused like he's sucking a dick.

00:28:30.360 He really does kind of look like a fat Josh Smith.

00:28:32.880 Dude, that dude will fist you if you don't fucking talk about him proper.

00:28:36.740 All right.

00:28:37.160 All right.

00:28:37.280 Look for the tattoo.

00:28:38.240 See if you can see it.

00:28:39.680 All right.

00:28:40.580 All right.

00:28:40.800 He got a Liberty Bell one, too.

00:28:42.360 He was posting that shit.

00:28:43.580 Yeah, that one is god-awful.

00:28:45.640 And his fucking...

00:28:46.560 His circular gray ball tattoo.

00:28:49.000 What a fucking...

00:28:49.900 Oh, this guy.

00:28:50.520 Dude, the bell is insane.

00:28:52.280 I legit was like...

00:28:53.320 You guys were shitting on it, and I felt bad because I'm like...

00:28:55.880 It legit, to me, looked like a stencil on top of a shitty old tattoo that he's covering

00:29:00.100 up, and I was like...

00:29:01.200 Oh, yeah.

00:29:01.500 Forgot about the bell.

00:29:01.600 And I was kind of like, I don't know.

00:29:02.480 Whatever.

00:29:02.860 I don't know.

00:29:03.020 Maybe it would be great.

00:29:03.840 You know?

00:29:04.120 He's like, I just got...

00:29:05.620 And this was as his life is crumbling around him.

00:29:08.020 The entire internet is revolting against him, and he's like, I just got my tattoo fixed.

00:29:12.540 And it's just like this awful atrocity on his calf.

00:29:15.720 Why are you ducking tower?

00:29:16.680 Yeah.

00:29:16.880 I fucking love this guy.

00:29:18.360 This is what I'm saying.

00:29:18.960 Like, he exemplifies my energy, but like, in the other gay bizarro world.

00:29:25.380 Oh, my God.

00:29:25.880 Start sharing gay, anti-gay verses.

00:29:29.760 He removed a Bible verse.

00:29:32.340 What?

00:29:33.140 It was a Bible verse.

00:29:34.360 I swear to God, I was just reading it.

00:29:36.780 Go to...

00:29:37.220 Guys, do Bible verses, and do all ones that are like, gay is bad.

00:29:41.800 We're not going to read them.

00:29:43.080 We're not going to read them.

00:29:44.700 But here is the link.

00:29:46.240 I'm going to just drop the link to his...

00:29:48.120 We're not reading.

00:29:48.580 Top, what are the gay is bad verses?

00:29:50.560 I don't remember them.

00:29:51.320 I know there's some Leviticus ones.

00:29:52.540 I don't remember it offhand, but...

00:29:53.880 Are there some Jew verses?

00:29:54.820 Is there one specifically on fisting?

00:29:57.440 This guy threatened to press charges for a rumble read.

00:30:01.400 You scared of the Bible now?

00:30:03.080 Even if he's not...

00:30:04.160 Even if that fucking growler profile isn't real, that's the gayest thing I've ever fucking heard in my life.

00:30:08.440 I think they're realizing we're watching them now again.

00:30:11.100 And he's looking at his other screen.

00:30:14.440 He's like, oh, fuck.

00:30:15.980 He's like, oh, no.

00:30:17.240 Here they come again.

00:30:19.260 The harassment mob.

00:30:21.120 Oh, no.

00:30:21.940 After this, we're going to go harass a little girl until she kills herself.

00:30:26.020 Oh, yeah.

00:30:26.320 That was his defense.

00:30:27.640 He's like, I'm going to press charges.

00:30:29.280 Not because I'm concerned about myself, but because at some point, Tower Gang is going

00:30:32.760 to turn their fucking venom against a toddler.

00:30:35.120 It's like, no, we're not.

00:30:36.120 Like, you know what?

00:30:37.040 I wasn't going to say nothing about people being mean, but what if he was mean to somebody

00:30:40.320 that was like, I don't know, someone you wouldn't want to be mean to?

00:30:43.920 What if he was a little 12-year-old?

00:30:44.780 Because you were a disabled person.

00:30:45.860 What if it was a disabled person?

00:30:47.420 What if it was a disabled person?

00:30:48.320 Then I might knock them the fuck out.

00:30:49.840 They might hurt a disabled person.

00:30:55.000 They might get arrested for hurting a disabled person.

00:30:59.020 This is how it starts.

00:31:00.600 Imagine how terrible that would be.

00:31:01.840 Oh, God.

00:31:02.140 I'm just here to fucking defend Israel and defend 12-year-olds from Tower Gang.

00:31:05.900 That's all I'm here to do.

00:31:06.540 They're saying, why do you think Israel did 9-11?

00:31:11.120 Fist, not thy brother.

00:31:13.980 Fist, is catreous.

00:31:15.460 Everyone who is sexually immoral and pure has no adherence in the kingdom of Christ.

00:31:20.460 There we go.

00:31:21.540 Oh, my God.

00:31:23.380 Oh, have you been doubling?

00:31:25.720 How long before this guy?

00:31:28.120 How long before Sean Farage stopped showing up to this show?

00:31:32.840 Last time I got swatted.

00:31:34.460 This is the most viewers they've ever had.

00:31:36.140 He's going to keep coming back now.

00:31:37.500 Oh, my God.

00:31:39.080 Dude, we got to 150 last time.

00:31:41.080 Didn't we get him up to there?

00:31:41.860 Well, it's because we rated.

00:31:43.140 Yeah.

00:31:43.640 Oh, that's right.

00:31:44.100 We actually.

00:31:44.500 This isn't even a raid.

00:31:45.620 We're not even.

00:31:46.040 This isn't even a raid.

00:31:46.800 We're not even a raid.

00:31:47.240 This is just people watching and wanting to do this.

00:31:51.520 Can you guys ask Sean to come on the show?

00:31:54.180 Say, we don't want to be deep in your bag, you guys.

00:31:58.520 Do you cut the game, fuck boy?

00:32:00.740 I'm a C-directive tattoo, damn it, dude.

00:32:02.900 Yo, why would be a fruitcake and not be a C-

00:32:05.240 Yo, Sean, are you really the guy that got banged by Tiger King?

00:32:09.940 His Liberty Bell tattoo is indicative of how long he can.

00:32:13.500 There's no way they can't fist the Liberty Bell.

00:32:16.300 I know, I guess.

00:32:17.460 Can we see the Liberty Bell again real quick?

00:32:19.280 Can you pull it up?

00:32:20.460 There we go.

00:32:20.980 I don't have it.

00:32:22.340 Yeah, we have it right here.

00:32:23.220 Oh, my God.

00:32:24.080 Why is he bleeding?

00:32:24.460 I do want to hear about Toad's penis, by the way.

00:32:26.000 Well, that's because he got an hour worth.

00:32:28.240 That's another thing.

00:32:28.760 He got like an hour session.

00:32:30.280 Who the fuck does that?

00:32:31.660 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, guys.

00:32:33.760 Wait a second.

00:32:34.260 Let's play it again.

00:32:35.720 Let's play it again because we just need to fucking, we're still doing this.

00:32:38.620 We're going to do, we're going to all type out the word, nigger, oh, oh, oh, get him now.

00:32:44.280 I love that drop.

00:32:45.580 That's going to be a thing forever now.

00:32:47.920 That indates the message, nigger.

00:32:49.520 He is forever part of the show.

00:32:51.860 Dude, look at how stout his calves are.

00:32:54.620 Those are fat man calves, dude.

00:32:55.920 It's just indicative of a very stout man.

00:32:58.300 I thought that was a forearm.

00:32:59.480 Why is it fucking bleeding?

00:33:01.760 Why is it written in ancient Enochian?

00:33:04.180 What is this?

00:33:05.280 I don't know.

00:33:06.120 That's what the Liberty Bell says.

00:33:08.080 Maybe the Liberty Bell.

00:33:08.800 Oh, my God.

00:33:09.540 The Liberty Bell is actually just a little dinner bell for like, for the giants.

00:33:14.700 So that's what it is.

00:33:15.220 He rings the bell when he wants someone to come plow him.

00:33:18.640 That's probably true.

00:33:21.080 It's like the girls have the.

00:33:23.660 Go ahead.

00:33:24.720 The girls have the fucking presents on the back of their legs.

00:33:27.600 This is the same thing.

00:33:28.480 The bows.

00:33:28.760 You ring the bell.

00:33:30.180 I feel like when he's in the fucking urinal stall, he just like, he fucking puts it over

00:33:34.420 next to the next one.

00:33:34.780 There's a hundred people in their chat right now.

00:33:37.480 He shakes his calf muscle and he goes, you hear that?

00:33:39.720 He goes, it's time to eat.

00:33:41.920 This guy's fucking game.

00:33:42.400 Because they went too deep, not unlike the fisting.

00:33:45.560 You guys should just tell him, like, don't go live on Wednesdays.

00:33:48.500 Like, we're not going to stop.

00:33:50.680 We're going to make him change the day that he does this.

00:33:52.420 You made a terrible decision going live when we're live.

00:33:55.120 Big mistake.

00:33:56.140 Too retarded to stop.

00:33:57.200 We just literally can't stop.

00:33:59.360 I want to hear about Toad's penis.

00:34:00.480 Toad, please tell me about your dick, buddy.

00:34:03.280 Well, all right.

00:34:04.460 You ever just sitting around and, you know, like, sometimes you, like, you grab your junk

00:34:07.900 like to readjust it, right?

00:34:09.120 So, you kind of know how your junk feels.

00:34:12.320 You know what I mean?

00:34:13.520 Like, you understand.

00:34:14.240 I have intimate relations with my junk.

00:34:15.660 Yeah, I know how my junk feels.

00:34:17.640 I jerked off today.

00:34:18.440 So, you would notice, like, if there was something, you would notice if there was something amiss,

00:34:22.680 right?

00:34:22.880 If there was something different.

00:34:24.980 I mean, if it was terribly amiss, yes.

00:34:27.700 Like, missing?

00:34:28.260 Well, yeah.

00:34:30.240 I, like, touched the tip of my penis and there was, like, something on it.

00:34:34.340 I'm like, I don't know what the fuck.

00:34:34.620 Oh, you have syphilis.

00:34:36.680 How do you get syphilis?

00:34:37.920 You don't fuck.

00:34:39.140 You need to get the poop off your dick.

00:34:40.800 You're in Mr. Patriot.

00:34:43.040 No.

00:34:43.540 So, I'm like, I don't know.

00:34:46.300 Well, I'm like, maybe it's like, I don't know, just like, some, like, I don't know what

00:34:49.900 this is.

00:34:50.140 I have no idea what it was.

00:34:51.240 Like, maybe it's, like, lint, like, from my underwear.

00:34:52.820 He's talking about Tower Gang?

00:34:54.060 Let's go, baby.

00:34:55.160 That's cool about your dick and all, Toad.

00:34:56.660 Hold on, hold on.

00:34:57.320 Because I would go from the end of the end of the end of the end of the end of the end.

00:34:59.580 I have rarely been anti-government, right?

00:35:03.040 So, if governments suck, why would I be shilling for a foreign government?

00:35:10.120 I don't know.

00:35:10.660 Why are you doing that?

00:35:11.420 I'd be shilling for my own government.

00:35:12.380 I like Trump because he's anti-government.

00:35:17.240 It's like, motherfuckers.

00:35:18.480 Oh, really?

00:35:19.000 This whole thing was drain the swamp.

00:35:21.380 You'd think I don't know that there's problems.

00:35:22.840 I love him so much.

00:35:24.140 Probably is about the Israel?

00:35:24.820 Yeah, there probably is.

00:35:26.420 I love that it's the Tatrix won't get taken down.

00:35:28.460 He's losing his mind.

00:35:29.300 Because they think Patrick's actually, oh, it wasn't.

00:35:32.200 It's the Tatrix.

00:35:32.720 That drives my content about Israel.

00:35:37.080 It's I hate terrorists and I love the Gs.

00:35:42.560 That's a drop right there.

00:35:44.480 I hate terrorists and I love the Gs.

00:35:46.120 They only see through the lens of their own hatred.

00:35:50.460 They just stop being fake and gay.

00:35:52.460 I hate you so much.

00:35:53.740 What the fuck do I got to do to get this guy on the show?

00:35:56.560 Like, for real.

00:35:57.680 Man, he is right, though.

00:35:58.900 We are blinded by our hatred of Jews.

00:36:00.540 I just can't even get around it.

00:36:02.600 Yeah, no, you're with us.

00:36:03.600 I thought, right?

00:36:04.660 It's just realistic, man.

00:36:07.280 No, so...

00:36:07.940 I'm the only one that's not blinded by that.

00:36:09.820 I'm joking, obviously.

00:36:11.040 I'm not blinded by that.

00:36:11.540 Right.

00:36:12.020 No, you are.

00:36:13.100 You definitely are.

00:36:14.700 Go home and think about it, you coward.

00:36:18.140 I hate what they did to this goddamn economy.

00:36:20.140 This goes straight up to Israel.

00:36:21.420 I'm not even joking.

00:36:22.500 You say it every fucking show.

00:36:23.860 Every show?

00:36:24.280 I don't know why.

00:36:24.940 You can't even concentrate on the show, this poor guy.

00:36:26.920 He's, like, just blocking people from the chat.

00:36:29.640 It's insane.

00:36:30.960 It's great.

00:36:31.740 Should we just full-on raid and just unleash the gates of hell?

00:36:34.880 No, no, no.

00:36:35.360 I think it's funnier that we didn't actually...

00:36:37.660 I don't want to impress charges.

00:36:37.960 Dude, he's kind of losing it.

00:36:39.440 He might go...

00:36:40.580 Dude, look, I can't afford the fucking legal fees of impresses charges.

00:36:43.540 We've already quadrupled his chat by not even reading, so...

00:36:46.780 Clint would be fucked.

00:36:48.560 Our producer will defend you.

00:36:50.180 What's really irritating, too, is the clip that he posted to try and, like, start this whole fight

00:36:55.460 was me not doing anything.

00:36:57.860 It was all of you fucking doing shit, but he posted and he tags only me.

00:37:01.700 Because I'm the highest-profile fucking account on X.

00:37:06.280 So then he's just, like, I am then put in the defensive, and then I ruined his life.

00:37:09.720 So maybe don't fuck with me anymore.

00:37:11.500 On the bright side, we live in a world where someone can share me saying nigger in a, like,

00:37:17.660 literally in a controversial, like, in a conflict.

00:37:22.060 Like, they're arguing with us, and no one...

00:37:23.740 I literally didn't hear nary a word about it.

00:37:26.480 No one said shit to me.

00:37:28.080 No one gave a fuck.

00:37:29.180 No one was like, you said nigger?

00:37:30.860 Oh, my...

00:37:31.340 No one.

00:37:32.120 And we're, like, at odds with his group and our group.

00:37:35.540 No one gave a shit.

00:37:36.300 No one's like, he said nigger.

00:37:37.920 We're winning, man.

00:37:39.300 Yeah, look at this.

00:37:40.300 All right, play it.

00:37:40.940 Yeah, play with the sound.

00:37:42.080 It has nothing to do with me.

00:37:42.960 It's way fatter than I thought.

00:37:44.020 That's funny.

00:37:45.140 I'm so sorry.

00:37:46.000 Right now, like, we should, uh...

00:37:48.080 How do we get...

00:37:48.700 Oh, let's just raid them.

00:37:49.720 How do I do that?

00:37:52.020 We can't raid into their stream.

00:37:54.120 They have to let us...

00:37:55.240 No, no, no, no.

00:37:55.840 On the live chat.

00:37:57.200 Yeah, we can totally do that.

00:37:58.300 We can do that right now.

00:37:59.060 People in the chat, we have raided their stream, so I want you to go over there and...

00:38:04.140 Wait, is he...

00:38:04.780 Drop a nigger and watch that, dude.

00:38:06.780 Or read this.

00:38:07.360 Say what you gotta say.

00:38:07.580 So he was legitimately just upset that we used a function that Rumble has.

00:38:11.440 Yeah, that Rumble has.

00:38:12.220 Yeah, this is the whole point of Rumble, so you can have fun among content creators, fuck

00:38:15.560 with each other, exactly what we're doing.

00:38:18.260 Right.

00:38:18.700 He's like, stop it.

00:38:20.820 He blocked the soul.

00:38:21.780 All right, if he blocked you, go to his channel and thumbs down.

00:38:25.120 That's it.

00:38:25.360 Yeah.

00:38:26.040 Yeah, that's not right.

00:38:27.420 I mean, he can't go down anymore.

00:38:29.200 I don't know if you've looked at his metrics.

00:38:30.600 I'm not kidding.

00:38:32.080 It's bad.

00:38:32.800 Like, he has 26,000 followers on YouTube, does a stream multiple times a week, doesn't

00:38:37.920 crack 100 ever.

00:38:38.720 But he'll do, like, he'll do 5,000 likes on a random tweet.

00:38:48.240 Yeah.

00:38:48.440 Totally organic, of course.

00:38:49.560 Yeah, incredibly.

00:38:50.660 No, it is, but it's genius.

00:38:52.040 Like, the tweets that he's doing these numbers on are...

00:38:54.680 To watch it.

00:38:55.560 Jesus Christ.

00:38:57.140 Yeah, the tweets he's doing these numbers on are all targeted.

00:39:00.360 He's picked his base, and he's targeted them, and he's aiming at them directly.

00:39:05.360 24,000, my bad.

00:39:06.680 He just went up to, like, 53,000 followers, or something like that, from 40 in the last

00:39:12.060 week.

00:39:12.580 So, like, as much as we hate him, he has delegated his audience.

00:39:17.940 He's figured out who likes him, and they're all fucking awful people.

00:39:22.300 They're all, like...

00:39:22.600 He's sold out to the Jews.

00:39:23.320 He's just buying followers.

00:39:24.420 It's all Jews.

00:39:25.320 I saw a guy that said...

00:39:26.620 There was a meme about his mother being Jewish, and there was a whole thread about it, like,

00:39:30.960 celebrating him.

00:39:31.860 They were saying, like, this is so great that this guy's Jewish.

00:39:34.680 They said, who's going to wrap the Teflon on his arm?

00:39:37.480 And they're like, I'll do it.

00:39:38.440 I'll do it.

00:39:39.120 Oh, my goodness.

00:39:40.060 He's found his crowd.

00:39:41.100 It's an awful crowd, but fucking God bless him, man.

00:39:43.240 I just want to talk with him.

00:39:44.600 I just want to have him on the show and chat.

00:39:46.740 I just want to talk to him.

00:39:47.880 I just want to talk, baby.

00:39:49.340 I just want to talk about his pending criminal charges and the fact that he likes to be fisted.

00:39:53.860 Like, if he wants to debate me, that's the topic at hand.

00:39:56.860 I'm not debating...

00:39:57.620 I genuinely want to...

00:39:58.960 No.

00:39:59.300 I just want to get him on this show and, like, get him in the vibe of, like, it's going to

00:40:02.660 be, and then do, like, what we do with Coke Cash and just be like, all right, so, like,

00:40:06.280 judge this cock, or, like, we just show him content.

00:40:09.640 Like, and we just...

00:40:10.100 Dude, I bet he'd be really good at judging dicks.

00:40:12.620 I bet he...

00:40:13.200 I actually think he would be fun in a situation like this.

00:40:16.140 If he could just, like, get past being a fag.

00:40:18.280 Well, gay guys are usually going to be fun in, like...

00:40:19.860 We had him on April cycle of showers.

00:40:22.080 Yeah.

00:40:22.680 I would want to do this next segment with him.

00:40:24.880 And, Tyler, if you could just go ahead and start pulling up Black People Clips.

00:40:28.100 I'm sorry.

00:40:29.400 We have to finish Toad's dick.

00:40:31.180 No, we have to finish it.

00:40:33.080 So, Toad, Toad, the tip of your dick, there's something off with the tip of your dick.

00:40:36.980 Okay.

00:40:37.380 Yeah, so...

00:40:38.520 I think we commit to bits too much.

00:40:40.320 Yo, hold on one second, guys.

00:40:41.380 It's not a bit.

00:40:41.960 Toad.

00:40:42.720 Toad, hold on a second.

00:40:43.600 Also, you were trying to get to a bit.

00:40:47.680 You were trying to...

00:40:48.400 Look, he has 18 down votes.

00:40:51.020 Weekly.

00:40:51.620 There you go.

00:40:52.560 Oh, that's crazy.

00:40:53.720 This is the weekly one.

00:40:54.820 Oh, so it's weekly with him.

00:40:55.740 And this is the regular thing he does with this guy.

00:40:58.820 So, every week he does stream.

00:40:59.800 There's 18 votes down.

00:41:01.560 Let's see what they're saying.

00:41:02.260 Are you guys pro-slavery because...

00:41:04.420 Every time we turn the volume on, it's a drop.

00:41:10.140 It's on...

00:41:10.380 He's gold.

00:41:11.400 He's gold, this guy.

00:41:12.680 I love this guy.

00:41:14.500 They're like, oh, but everything's going to get more expensive.

00:41:17.180 Like, are you guys pro-slavery?

00:41:19.320 Because I'm pretty sure that all of the shit that we get for cheap money...

00:41:23.980 All right, whatever.

00:41:24.700 Toad, tell us about your dick.

00:41:26.560 So, yeah.

00:41:28.580 Basically, what I realized is that...

00:41:31.560 What was on the tip of my dick was actually, like...

00:41:34.680 It was some new skin that was forming.

00:41:38.280 What?

00:41:38.980 Oh, it was attached.

00:41:39.940 You got a skin tag on the tip of your dick?

00:41:42.840 And I kind of, like...

00:41:43.660 Well, I kind of ripped it off.

00:41:45.240 You're doing the thing I want to do.

00:41:46.400 Oh, bro, that's HPV.

00:41:47.080 Dude, you're growing back your foreskin.

00:41:49.140 Oh, yeah, that is HPV.

00:41:50.120 Oh, my God.

00:41:50.640 You got an STD without even fucking?

00:41:52.800 What if I'm so anti-Semitic that I'm growing my foreskin back?

00:41:57.120 Oh, is it on your foreskin?

00:41:58.860 Is that where it is?

00:41:59.460 Is that a thing?

00:41:59.900 You got a skin tag.

00:42:01.140 It's probably on the tip of my dick.

00:42:03.260 Like, on the tip.

00:42:03.860 That's not where your foreskin is.

00:42:05.540 I was joking with him.

00:42:07.160 I said that he was growing it back.

00:42:09.560 He's doing what I wish I could do.

00:42:10.540 I do have a mole on my day.

00:42:12.300 This slump continues.

00:42:14.740 All right, Top.

00:42:15.240 So, about that segment.

00:42:17.140 What was that segment you want to do?

00:42:17.660 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:42:18.440 I want to make sure.

00:42:20.180 So, now there is a flap.

00:42:21.880 Is it over the opening, like the pee hole?

00:42:24.560 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:42:25.500 It's where the scars are from the circumcision.

00:42:31.580 You know what I mean?

00:42:31.980 Oh, I know what you're talking about.

00:42:33.320 I have that, like, lightning bolt scar from where they fucking hacked off.

00:42:36.360 They did.

00:42:37.060 Yeah.

00:42:37.380 I got it.

00:42:37.760 It's kind of cool looking, actually.

00:42:39.580 When I was three years old.

00:42:40.600 I want to see what mine looks like.

00:42:41.740 So, you have...

00:42:42.060 I do have a mole on my dick, yeah.

00:42:43.620 More of like a birthmark.

00:42:44.660 Is this a new mole?

00:42:46.260 Is this a new mole?

00:42:47.040 Or do you have HPV because you didn't eat your dick for four years?

00:42:49.500 No, no, it was split for sure.

00:42:50.120 30,000 of those two viewers.

00:42:54.720 But what was it?

00:42:56.420 Sorry.

00:42:58.680 So, what's the point of the story, Toad?

00:43:01.120 Yeah.

00:43:01.620 Tell us why should we care about your dick?

00:43:03.160 For you guys to make fun of me?

00:43:04.720 I don't know.

00:43:05.240 That was basically...

00:43:05.780 So, but we're going to need regular updates on this.

00:43:10.100 If you start growing more or if it starts getting bigger, if you do grow back your foreskin,

00:43:14.340 I think you actually might need to be studied.

00:43:17.320 Toad, answer the fucking question.

00:43:19.020 What was it?

00:43:20.740 Like a piece of skin.

00:43:22.040 I don't know exactly what it was.

00:43:22.440 Wait, it's still there.

00:43:23.720 Describe it.

00:43:24.440 Is it attached to the fore?

00:43:25.940 Is it foreign?

00:43:27.400 Is it the same material of the rest of your dick?

00:43:30.160 Is it foreign?

00:43:31.140 What is this?

00:43:31.880 What material is the rest of your dick?

00:43:33.060 Just whip it out and show us it.

00:43:35.840 Technically, you have shown us already.

00:43:37.700 And actually, we could be able to...

00:43:38.980 Dude, if we get fucking Mr. Fister in here, he could absolutely tell you what it is.

00:43:42.680 Yeah.

00:43:42.880 Yeah.

00:43:43.460 Dude, it was like...

00:43:44.280 He's pro.

00:43:44.900 Wait, wait.

00:43:45.260 So you...

00:43:46.180 I'm like...

00:43:47.320 It was skin.

00:43:47.940 You might have been joking.

00:43:48.280 Did you actually rip it off?

00:43:49.900 Yeah.

00:43:50.960 Wow.

00:43:51.300 Why would you do that?

00:43:52.180 Okay.

00:43:52.500 Because it wasn't supposed to be there.

00:43:53.980 So you just have skin tag on your dick.

00:43:54.460 That is actually kind of crazy to like...

00:43:56.820 Rip a skin tag off?

00:43:57.840 I do that.

00:43:58.080 That's a story.

00:43:58.400 I've done that before.

00:43:59.240 That's a story.

00:43:59.680 I don't know if it was a skin tag.

00:44:00.240 As a friend of yours, that's a story you don't tell people.

00:44:02.840 Yeah.

00:44:03.200 Why?

00:44:03.480 So like, if you have a growth on your dick and you rip it off, you just don't tell people

00:44:06.340 that.

00:44:06.940 What?

00:44:07.140 What?

00:44:07.760 Yeah, it's weird.

00:44:08.340 If my dick started growing extra parts, I don't think my first thought would be to rip

00:44:15.800 it off.

00:44:16.320 I would be like, I'm probably going to go see a doctor.

00:44:18.040 Yeah, I would go to the doctor.

00:44:18.900 I don't know.

00:44:19.360 I would go to the doctor and I'd never tell anybody again.

00:44:21.940 It literally sounds like he's describing a skin tag.

00:44:24.020 The doctor to sign an NBA.

00:44:26.320 I mean, I don't know if it was a skin tag.

00:44:27.860 I've had skin tags on like my...

00:44:29.800 Like in my armpit and shit.

00:44:31.500 And it wasn't one of those.

00:44:33.360 You have to cauterize those off.

00:44:35.200 Well, this story wasn't as funny as I thought.

00:44:37.300 Yeah, it was pretty arny.

00:44:38.620 It's more concerning.

00:44:40.080 Yeah.

00:44:41.500 Which is actually, when I think about it, that's how all of your stories go.

00:44:44.820 I'm coming to you for medical advice.

00:44:45.920 That's what I'm doing.

00:44:46.820 I've sent Tyler on a mission to pull up a random clip that we have many of, but we have

00:44:52.660 a dropout too.

00:44:57.940 Right.

00:44:58.480 This is a new segment called Spook Shit.

00:45:00.960 We're going to try to figure out what black people do.

00:45:03.420 All right.

00:45:04.480 This is the first time an African tribe has seen ice.

00:45:07.580 It's insane.

00:45:09.220 Oh, they're trying to heat it up.

00:45:10.260 Oh, they're trying to heat up their hands.

00:45:13.000 They don't even understand the concept of it melting.

00:45:15.140 They're just trying to heat it.

00:45:15.720 For the people listening, it's just a bunch of black people in animal skins and they have

00:45:19.160 a block of ice.

00:45:20.660 And they're trying to figure out what to do with it.

00:45:22.380 And they have a fire because their hands get cold and so they put it over the fire to

00:45:25.920 warm it back up.

00:45:27.560 They don't know what the ice is.

00:45:33.940 You know, black ice is dangerous.

00:45:35.980 To be fair, to be fair, this is basically how my son acts with ice.

00:45:40.440 Like the same thing.

00:45:41.100 He grabs it and he's like, oh, cold.

00:45:42.560 And then he tries to lick on it.

00:45:43.700 And then like, it's literally like a two-year-old's, like what they do with ice.

00:45:47.840 Right.

00:45:48.700 Well, I think two-year-olds have somewhere in the neighborhood of like 60 to 70 IQ.

00:45:52.440 So that checks out.

00:45:53.320 Is that real?

00:45:54.600 Wait a minute.

00:45:55.220 Is there water inside of this?

00:45:59.300 No, you idiot.

00:46:00.380 It's melting.

00:46:01.140 This is like...

00:46:01.940 It's toe-tying.

00:46:04.400 No, that's what I'm saying.

00:46:05.480 They think.

00:46:06.600 Dude, I honestly think that your dick is...

00:46:07.700 I think that your dick is revolting because it's spent 40 years not fucking and it's

00:46:12.700 just like, look, I'm just going to start to expand.

00:46:15.280 I'm going to grow into new shit.

00:46:16.620 I'm going to become a tree.

00:46:17.740 There's a new branch for you.

00:46:18.960 Fuck you, dude.

00:46:19.900 It's like, I'm going to grow a vagina and fuck it myself.

00:46:22.820 Oh, maybe it's because like the dick is just so unused that it's like...

00:46:27.040 No, it's used.

00:46:28.360 Oh.

00:46:28.760 Yeah.

00:46:29.600 Yeah, you use it.

00:46:31.280 Just like alone.

00:46:32.980 Wait, we found a...

00:46:34.540 Sorry, I'm going to put this on the chat here.

00:46:36.020 I know where you're about to go, but go ahead.

00:46:37.700 It's like throwing cobwebs on it, you know?

00:46:40.260 We found this lady's YouTube page.

00:46:42.740 Oh, my God.

00:46:43.720 I feel like this is another thing that we should...

00:46:45.460 We'll come back to the black content probably after the Lainey edit.

00:46:49.320 Play the drop of Toad and his doppelganger.

00:46:54.280 Oh, yes, please.

00:46:55.020 Oh, no.

00:46:56.240 Where is that?

00:46:56.900 Just so people know who we're talking about.

00:46:58.440 We found more of this person, yeah.

00:47:01.020 Top.

00:47:02.700 Well, it's been rough.

00:47:05.480 Top found like 1,500 videos.

00:47:07.700 No, really?

00:47:10.100 This person...

00:47:11.040 This fucking...

00:47:11.700 This tranny toad puts out more content than Toad himself.

00:47:15.000 Than Toad, yeah.

00:47:15.600 That's fucking crazy.

00:47:16.820 1,500 videos, like 600 or something followers.

00:47:20.440 I'm sorry.

00:47:20.820 Not that tranny.

00:47:21.860 This tranny.

00:47:22.740 Yeah.

00:47:23.120 The Reverend Buck to Jesus 666.

00:47:27.360 Oh, my God.

00:47:28.340 Dude, he slash they.

00:47:29.700 Dude, that's like my...

00:47:31.540 Those are numbers like what I have.

00:47:33.400 I'm better off today.

00:47:33.740 I'm an atheist, satanic reverend, and host of Satan...

00:47:36.320 Oh, satanic snack review.

00:47:38.520 Oh, my God.

00:47:41.720 Toad, Toad, this is...

00:47:43.120 Toad, before you base...

00:47:44.640 Before you dunk on this bitch, just realize this is you.

00:47:48.720 Also, probably more viewers.

00:47:50.660 I bet you more viewers.

00:47:52.240 Yeah, slightly.

00:47:53.060 No, I don't know.

00:47:53.200 This person is actually a really radical...

00:47:55.580 Oh, shit.

00:47:56.540 ...Satanist.

00:47:57.060 Like, he, they, them, she is about it.

00:47:59.380 Doing some views.

00:48:00.580 About it.

00:48:01.140 Not bad.

00:48:01.160 What is their name again?

00:48:02.920 These are all shorts, but...

00:48:04.520 Hold on, scroll back up, scroll back up, scroll back up, scroll back up, scroll back up.

00:48:08.540 Nope, back down to the shoe, and read the title of the shoe one.

00:48:12.060 My new boot lace is purple means gay.

00:48:14.200 All right.

00:48:16.060 Let's see.

00:48:16.940 Let's see what this bitch is talking about.

00:48:18.880 Wait, what happened?

00:48:21.180 It's this one.

00:48:21.840 It's that one.

00:48:22.340 No, it's up one.

00:48:22.860 It's that one.

00:48:23.540 It's that one right there.

00:48:24.220 Oh, fuck.

00:48:24.980 We got to go back.

00:48:25.740 I don't know how to use YouTube.

00:48:26.660 Oh, my God.

00:48:27.560 I know.

00:48:27.920 I'm sorry, guys.

00:48:28.600 What are you doing?

00:48:28.700 I thought it was YouTube's fault.

00:48:30.080 I wasn't blaming you.

00:48:30.920 You're doing great.

00:48:32.220 It's turn on the...

00:48:33.120 How do I turn the volume on?

00:48:34.520 It's turn on the top.

00:48:35.320 God damn it, nigga.

00:48:36.340 I know, but the shorts are very confusing, guys.

00:48:38.100 Yeah, I don't like shorts.

00:48:39.000 I don't like that they put shorts in.

00:48:40.660 Ah, what's going on?

00:48:41.720 Here we go.

00:48:42.400 Here we go.

00:48:42.680 Here we go.

00:48:42.720 I was curious about lace code, because I've seen it tossed around a couple times, and I

00:48:50.860 know technically it's not really relevant, but I got purple laces, because I'm gay.

00:48:58.820 Hail Satan.

00:49:00.260 So when looking...

00:49:02.060 Hail Satan.

00:49:02.840 Hail Satan.

00:49:04.520 I got purple laces, because I'm gay.

00:49:07.980 I love this person.

00:49:09.140 This person is so fucking weird.

00:49:10.680 I'm definitely, dude.

00:49:11.740 All right, let's see if there's any other thing.

00:49:13.560 Hold on.

00:49:14.020 Do you ever, like, make references to, like, things that people have no idea what you're

00:49:18.300 talking about?

00:49:18.420 Yeah, no one has no idea.

00:49:19.240 That's something I would do to my wife, and be like, this shirt is purple, because I'm

00:49:22.340 gay.

00:49:23.160 She'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

00:49:26.460 Sorry.

00:49:26.820 Wait, it's from a YouTube short that has 50 views.

00:49:29.980 I want her to find out about Nephilim Death Squad and, like, review it.

00:49:34.280 Is there a way to get this in front of her gay face?

00:49:37.820 Oh, my God.

00:49:38.440 So subliminal.

00:49:39.660 I have a feeling some of our followers will be letting him-her know about us soon.

00:49:44.180 My new book, A History of Transgender.

00:49:46.720 Let's see what this is.

00:49:47.780 Well, my book came, and holy shit.

00:49:52.900 Don't trade for size, but that's how big my book is.

00:49:56.760 I had to rebuy it because it got broke, like, not broken, but it started in the first transit.

00:50:02.640 Pause.

00:50:03.500 The more I learn about, the more I know about Toad, and the more I learn about her-

00:50:08.840 Hold on, hold on.

00:50:09.960 The more I know about these two people, I'm starting to think that this might be Toad's

00:50:15.760 alter ego.

00:50:16.820 I said it's a doppelganger.

00:50:18.940 Not a doppelganger.

00:50:21.120 It's him.

00:50:22.300 Just his other, like, and that's why there's the meds.

00:50:24.960 Toad's like, I have the same one.

00:50:26.640 It's the thing that he doesn't realize it's him.

00:50:28.780 It really is him, and he's like-

00:50:30.700 And, like, this is why, like, he doesn't have time during the day.

00:50:33.620 It's because he goes and he does this instead.

00:50:35.560 Like, he becomes this person.

00:50:37.300 Yeah.

00:50:38.240 In the other video, you saw this he, she, it person who was wearing, like, a velvet, like, robe, almost.

00:50:45.060 Like, that's like my smoking jacket.

00:50:46.620 Yeah, that shit you do.

00:50:47.780 I know.

00:50:48.000 I have, I know.

00:50:48.860 I think this might be Toad, and it's just he doesn't realize that this, he's like-

00:50:53.240 It's not me.

00:50:54.320 In fairness, I think that this broad gets more pussy than fucking Toad.

00:50:57.200 But that's what's going, that's what happened to his dick.

00:51:00.060 This explains all these, all these weird things happening.

00:51:02.400 So, he's actually not a virgin.

00:51:03.660 He's just, he's fucking, like, when he's in his split personality, he's fucking mad virgin.

00:51:07.200 The Toad personality is a virgin.

00:51:10.000 The atheist, satanic reverend.

00:51:13.440 Crush his puss.

00:51:14.920 When I go to your house the next time, I'm going to search your house because I bet you

00:51:18.080 have fucking dentures for this buck-toothed look.

00:51:20.420 I bet you.

00:51:20.940 Oh, my God.

00:51:21.660 This person, this is-

00:51:22.660 What about the septum piercing?

00:51:23.620 The fucking, the content gods have blessed us.

00:51:27.080 Look at this.

00:51:27.880 I mean, we don't even have to-

00:51:30.480 This is the new Andrew show, but worse.

00:51:32.180 This is all we're doing now.

00:51:33.380 Our entire show can just be dedicated to this broad.

00:51:34.860 We should go to the beginning.

00:51:36.040 See how this starts.

00:51:37.480 Yeah, there was a video.

00:51:38.580 What's her origin?

00:51:39.480 Oldest, oldest.

00:51:40.300 So, back up, you can go to oldest.

00:51:41.400 Oh, that's right.

00:51:42.640 Let's go old.

00:51:43.100 Dude, is the buck-toothed reverend going to find us eventually?

00:51:46.020 Like, somebody's going to be like, hey, this tower's over.

00:51:47.580 Oh, my God.

00:51:48.480 Talking about, oh, my God.

00:51:49.280 Oh, my God.

00:51:50.740 Yo, play it.

00:51:51.380 Play it right away.

00:51:52.360 Oh, well, I like bread.

00:51:53.960 Play it right away.

00:51:56.260 Wait, wait, wait.

00:51:57.120 Oh, man.

00:51:58.020 That looks just like Toad.

00:51:59.120 I hate what people say.

00:51:59.820 There's a new thing about being trans, gay, non-binary, anything like that.

00:52:04.180 It's not new at all.

00:52:05.380 Most continents, pre-colonization, had queer people and multiple genders.

00:52:10.940 Oh, my God.

00:52:11.360 So, in the Americas alone, over 130-

00:52:13.520 Go to LOL, I like bread, dude.

00:52:16.280 This is so bad.

00:52:17.360 Is that Karlyn Borysenko?

00:52:19.360 Oldest, LOL, I like bread.

00:52:20.640 Fucking press play.

00:52:21.380 I want that one.

00:52:22.220 Yeah, I like bread.

00:52:24.480 Somebody told me non-binary people don't exist.

00:52:28.680 But I found this thing in my closet.

00:52:30.360 I like bread.

00:52:32.440 Somebody told me non-binary people don't exist.

00:52:35.140 Who is that?

00:52:36.820 But I found this thing in my closet.

00:52:38.340 I like bread.

00:52:39.020 What the fuck?

00:52:42.480 I love it.

00:52:44.240 I love it.

00:52:45.240 Toad, you really-

00:52:45.860 That's a great job.

00:52:46.480 You answered every question.

00:52:48.480 You knew all the facts.

00:52:49.680 You do this pose to him.

00:52:56.020 You've done this a number of times.

00:52:57.300 You know that, right?

00:52:57.980 Yeah.

00:52:59.880 I'm telling you.

00:53:00.840 It's the devil horns, man.

00:53:01.920 I have to do it if I'm a satanic rebel.

00:53:03.580 They're the same fucking person.

00:53:05.720 Me and my paganism.

00:53:07.420 Okay, can we watch this?

00:53:08.420 Safety announcement, please.

00:53:09.260 Does he grow hair all of a sudden?

00:53:13.560 I'm beyond livid right now.

00:53:15.200 A YouTuber that I used to watch growing up is a conversion therapy advocate.

00:53:23.300 Oh my god, yeah.

00:53:24.560 Is this toad with hair?

00:53:25.700 This is his name, folks.

00:53:26.540 I used to have hair.

00:53:27.300 Barnaby Dixon.

00:53:29.440 If you are a trans person and you follow him, I would highly recommend you unfollow him.

00:53:34.980 Alright, I'm going to follow this guy.

00:53:36.580 Because he supports conversion therapy.

00:53:39.260 So this thing was born a woman?

00:53:40.600 And as a survivor?

00:53:41.280 Do I understand that correctly?

00:53:42.400 I don't know.

00:53:44.220 I have no toad.

00:53:46.400 And Rebecca Parham.

00:53:47.680 She's in that weird Goldilocks zone.

00:53:49.540 Like, it's like, which way?

00:53:50.340 I don't know where it started.

00:53:52.600 Like an inverse Goldilocks.

00:53:54.660 It's the worst.

00:53:56.260 It's the reverse Goldilocks zone.

00:53:57.800 It's totally uninhabitable.

00:53:59.360 I would not describe this as the Goldilocks zone.

00:54:03.320 This is the perfect.

00:54:05.960 This is like, wow, this challenges our beliefs in science.

00:54:08.900 And maybe life can't live elsewhere.

00:54:10.860 I can't believe that making fun of this is against YouTube's terms of service.

00:54:15.460 It's like, this is made to be made fun of.

00:54:17.760 I almost feel bad having to like, we're going to edit this later and put it out.

00:54:21.960 And it's just like, I feel horrible doing it.

00:54:24.060 Because it should be.

00:54:25.420 Like, we're doing a service, right?

00:54:26.840 Like, we're doing a service to the world by saying this is crazy.

00:54:29.380 It's going to take itself out.

00:54:30.140 Well, what doesn't make sense to me is like, there's, as I've described before, there's

00:54:33.800 this entire market of just beclowning fucking Brennan Schaub and Brian Callen and Joe Rogan

00:54:38.520 and Burt Kreischer and Tom Segura.

00:54:40.400 Why the fuck can't we clown?

00:54:41.720 Why can't we make a living clowning off this broad?

00:54:44.300 Well, we're doing it.

00:54:45.400 And we're doing it.

00:54:45.860 You just can't do it on YouTube.

00:54:47.600 I know.

00:54:48.220 I think we're kind of laughing with her a lot of this time.

00:54:50.500 She's pretty funny.

00:54:51.260 I'm not going to lie.

00:54:52.000 I just want to.

00:54:52.620 When that drop at the end, I like bread.

00:54:54.280 Fucking banger.

00:54:54.960 Scroll back up.

00:54:56.760 Scroll back up.

00:54:57.280 Because I want to see how many videos are there.

00:54:58.320 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:54:59.000 She's got a steel straw from Dunkin' Donuts.

00:55:00.500 Dunkin' Donuts?

00:55:01.520 Oh, my God.

00:55:02.840 So, I'm not going to be afraid to admit this because, you know, I got to be courageous sometimes.

00:55:08.200 You know that steel straw be clanking against her teeth.

00:55:10.260 Ever since I started having a problem with my MS, I've been having trouble like swallowing.

00:55:14.060 MS?

00:55:15.260 She's got my mom's gross ass.

00:55:16.220 It's like, you know, the muscles and stuff.

00:55:18.660 You got to be kidding me.

00:55:19.480 And my stepmom's niece.

00:55:22.580 What the fuck does this have to do with your straw, bitch?

00:55:24.960 And she got me this metal straw.

00:55:26.900 Okay.

00:55:27.540 Oh, here we are.

00:55:28.400 To try out to see if it would help.

00:55:29.400 Just wait and see, top.

00:55:30.620 The stories are going to get.

00:55:31.280 And the benefits.

00:55:32.480 Here, pause this real quick.

00:55:33.380 It keeps your drink really cold.

00:55:35.040 I wanted to hear about the straw.

00:55:36.460 No, no.

00:55:36.840 I was going to say, this is the opposite of Toad.

00:55:38.840 Because this alter ego, the stories actually go somewhere.

00:55:42.160 Like, it actually gets to, like, the point.

00:55:44.460 So, I just want to point that out.

00:55:45.540 That's what's going on here.

00:55:46.600 I really don't think the story goes anywhere.

00:55:48.280 Let's find out.

00:55:49.820 Cold, which I like a whole lot.

00:55:51.880 But, um, and when you drink hot things, it keeps your beverage warm as well.

00:55:58.840 I love how somehow it keeps your beverage cold and warm.

00:56:01.480 I'm just glad I have family that cares so much.

00:56:02.740 You know?

00:56:03.260 I just, I don't know.

00:56:04.360 God, those fucking chompers.

00:56:04.920 Part bragging.

00:56:05.620 Part, you know, trying to show that it's a big piece.

00:56:08.620 Bragging someone bought me a metal straw.

00:56:11.180 And, like, it's not, nothing to be afraid of or ashamed of.

00:56:15.660 This one's actually kind of sad.

00:56:16.720 Also, it's a Dunkin' Donuts steel cup.

00:56:19.960 Um, hold on.

00:56:20.520 Let me try to find the Dunkin' Donuts logo.

00:56:23.140 Stand by.

00:56:24.580 This one feels sad.

00:56:26.220 She's showing off that she got a metal straw.

00:56:28.300 This is like every episode of Better Off Dead.

00:56:30.540 I just, I can't, I can't imagine being born into this entire thing.

00:56:35.700 And then getting hit with multiple sclerosis and still existing on itself.

00:56:40.140 It makes me, like, I want to find her P.O. box and send her nice shit.

00:56:44.580 Like, I want to get a fan base for her and be her friend.

00:56:47.900 Oh, wait, this is a good one.

00:56:48.880 Old, crusty bitch.

00:56:51.200 We're just going mad.

00:56:53.340 How much are we going to watch of this?

00:56:55.000 I don't know.

00:56:56.140 Let's watch this one.

00:56:57.080 Let's do Lainey edit and then come back to it.

00:56:58.780 No, we'll do this Lainey edit.

00:57:00.320 And then we can either do, we'll go to the Patreon.

00:57:03.860 I say we got a lot of.

00:57:04.940 Then this, we leave something on the table for these guys to come back to.

00:57:07.920 They want to see us break this down.

00:57:09.600 We have a lot of content.

00:57:11.440 So, I mean, we can always come back to that in the post show.

00:57:14.040 Yeah, it's in the post show.

00:57:15.460 By the way, post show, you can get seven days free trial, by the way.

00:57:19.980 We'll tell that in a minute.

00:57:21.360 I have a little thing pulled up for that.

00:57:23.800 Let's watch Old Crusty Bitch, Lainey edit,

00:57:25.780 and then we'll fucking get out of here for the people who don't pay us.

00:57:29.560 All right.

00:57:30.040 Poor sauce.

00:57:31.240 They're not poor.

00:57:32.180 They just don't like this show.

00:57:33.060 There are people that are going to try to take you down because they can't stand the fact that you're happy.

00:57:41.920 There are going to be family members and other people that think things about you that aren't true.

00:57:47.200 And the other one was just like talking about how amazing her family is,

00:57:51.140 and now she's like, these family members suck.

00:57:53.300 Yeah, this straw actually got molded in it after a couple of sips, and now they suck.

00:57:57.660 It's like everything she does is dedicated to becoming more and more unfuckable,

00:58:02.860 which is exactly what Toad does.

00:58:05.240 I love her.

00:58:06.420 I'm going to watch all her videos.

00:58:07.740 I'm going to watch her descent into paganism.

00:58:10.080 1.5,000 videos.

00:58:11.860 You're just going to scroll through.

00:58:12.840 Oh, yeah.

00:58:13.640 I got nothing else to do.

00:58:14.740 You have so much content.

00:58:15.640 Happy, and to the egg donor, I have stopped talking about you like you've asked.

00:58:26.060 I'm sure you probably have said something.

00:58:28.880 No, I haven't seen it.

00:58:29.600 I haven't seen it because, quite frankly, I give zero fucks.

00:58:35.660 Oh, look at those teeth.

00:58:37.140 And I'm going to continue with my life and my TikTok and my book that I'm writing,

00:58:43.800 which, by the way, you're not going to like.

00:58:44.340 This is just that, like, you ever be in the shower,

00:58:46.720 and you're, like, thinking about how you're going to argue with someone?

00:58:49.360 And you're like, I would be like, then fuck you.

00:58:51.480 And, like, fuck you in the ass.

00:58:53.420 And then, like, this is what that is, and she recorded it.

00:58:56.240 She's releasing her book.

00:58:57.240 Is it coming out?

00:58:57.800 Yeah, I'm trying to look for her book.

00:58:59.180 She's got a book somewhere.

00:59:00.560 This was years ago.

00:59:01.620 Go back, go back, because is she writing captions?

00:59:04.020 Is she writing, like, descriptions to every one of her videos?

00:59:09.820 Because scroll down, because, like, on that, you old crusty bitch, click on that.

00:59:13.500 Oh, does it give the whole story?

00:59:15.420 Oh, yeah.

00:59:15.920 Oh, my God.

00:59:17.160 I am so sick and tired of your bullshit.

00:59:19.120 Leave me the fuck alone.

00:59:19.940 By the way, 37 views on this.

00:59:21.600 Leave me the fuck alone, you dumb Christian.

00:59:23.960 If this isn't your, if this is your pathetic attempt at saving my soul,

00:59:27.440 you can rightly stick it up your God, stick your God up your ass.

00:59:32.040 No, no, capital G, baby.

00:59:33.260 Is this the singer from Against Me?

00:59:35.360 At least I didn't get my brain fried by the benzodiazepines.

00:59:37.900 Brain is fried.

00:59:38.900 Damn.

00:59:39.740 Shit.

00:59:40.360 Direct fire at fucking JPP.

00:59:42.280 He said I'm taking prune medication.

00:59:45.960 I didn't notice this.

00:59:47.280 Is it like this on all of them?

00:59:48.640 Does all of them have a description?

00:59:50.620 Probably.

00:59:50.980 Oh, yeah, probably.

00:59:52.220 Let's fucking see.

00:59:53.160 Man, this is so crazy.

00:59:54.700 You know how crazy it is to read?

00:59:56.280 Oh, my God.

00:59:56.680 Look at that one.

00:59:57.880 Yeah, I like that.

00:59:58.480 That thumbnail.

00:59:59.220 Oh, my God.

01:00:00.500 There is being a sinner in needing of being redeemed is a Christian concept that has no bearing in real life.

01:00:07.460 Okay.

01:00:08.240 Top, I think you need glasses.

01:00:10.140 Yeah, no, I just can't read.

01:00:11.320 I'm Puerto Rican.

01:00:12.240 Oh, my God.

01:00:12.620 I was saying he was doing the daily baffermation from the satanic bay area.

01:00:16.220 Daily baffermation?

01:00:17.560 Holy shit.

01:00:19.440 He said the satanic bay area.

01:00:21.300 You are not a sinner.

01:00:25.360 That is a Christian concept.

01:00:27.440 Sorry, my hat was doing funny things.

01:00:31.140 Look at her upside down cross on her chin.

01:00:33.540 Yo, we found gold.

01:00:35.160 You realize that, right?

01:00:36.080 Like, we are in between this bitch and this bitch, and we have, like, struck a gold mine.

01:00:42.100 Let's see what this retard is doing.

01:00:43.580 You know what I mean?

01:00:44.400 And you are like, that's not fair, and you know it's true.

01:00:48.040 Do impressions.

01:00:48.660 I don't want to hear you talk, bitch.

01:00:50.020 Don't talk, man.

01:00:50.580 Dude, this is, it's insane.

01:00:52.500 It's baffling.

01:00:52.940 I pulled up a bunch of black people content, and I'm like, why even look at it now?

01:00:57.680 No, we don't need black people.

01:00:59.300 We have daily baffermation.

01:01:00.760 I just want to make sure, by the way, the Hot Wheels in the background is amazing.

01:01:03.800 I love that he collects Hot Wheels in the background.

01:01:06.160 Oh, my God.

01:01:06.980 I didn't see that.

01:01:07.660 What a great catch.

01:01:08.540 Guys, I need to get a drink.

01:01:09.940 I'm going to be back in a second.

01:01:11.180 Fuck it.

01:01:11.400 Why don't you do that one yet?

01:01:12.560 Hold on.

01:01:12.900 What I want to make sure we do is we don't bite off more than we can chew on this.

01:01:17.720 This is a slow drip that we need to have.

01:01:19.180 Yeah, we need to drip this.

01:01:20.820 I'm going to ask our degenerate audience if you guys could do me a favor and go through

01:01:25.540 the 1,500 videos and then DM to the Tower Gang account the best five or ten that you

01:01:31.000 find.

01:01:31.420 I would really appreciate it.

01:01:32.260 If you could find any more, like the Purple is Gay, which might be the top one.

01:01:38.380 That might be the best one she has, which is really funny.

01:01:41.040 If one of you guys can find the timestamps where they even mention us on Misfit or whatever,

01:01:46.440 I'd like to hear what he said, although I don't really care that much.

01:01:48.520 I'm definitely not watching his show.

01:01:49.740 I don't care that much.

01:01:50.580 If you guys give me exact timestamps, maybe I'll consider it.

01:01:53.340 I'd appreciate that.

01:01:54.380 Someone will watch it.

01:01:55.180 You guys realize that when I was a kid, I did, I collected like Hot Wheels and Matchbox

01:01:59.980 cars and I would line them up like that.

01:02:03.520 Yeah.

01:02:04.300 Sup guys, it's Toad.

01:02:08.800 I hate myself.

01:02:11.460 I love you.

01:02:13.680 I hate watching myself.

01:02:15.300 I hate listening to myself.

01:02:16.600 I'm like, that can't be me.

01:02:17.880 I mean, looking at tranny version of you, does it make you feel better or worse?

01:02:23.540 Both.

01:02:23.940 Yeah, I can understand.

01:02:25.500 Do you think tranny version of you, like, is this kind of like the any Audi type of thing

01:02:31.040 that was going on in Severance?

01:02:32.960 Do you think this is the any or the Audi?

01:02:34.860 Severance?

01:02:34.980 No, he's the any because he's got no recollection.

01:02:37.780 I haven't watched that show yet.

01:02:37.880 Do you know this new show?

01:02:39.240 Are you making reference to a new show?

01:02:41.240 It's not that new.

01:02:41.800 It's like three seasons in, but I haven't watched it.

01:02:43.760 I've never watched it.

01:02:45.140 I literally just heard people saying it was a good show to watch.

01:02:47.640 I don't like it.

01:02:48.680 I haven't watched it, but I know the concept.

01:02:51.640 Like, it's too slow.

01:02:53.920 It's a weird reference.

01:02:55.040 All I'm saying is a weird reference.

01:02:56.420 It's not that widespread of a show.

01:02:58.180 What are you drinking?

01:02:58.820 What's the concept of the any and the out?

01:03:00.560 Rum and belly buttons?

01:03:02.300 It's Coke with Puerto Rican rum.

01:03:03.700 But this, so I'm looking at her about section.

01:03:06.020 It says, I'm an atheistic, satanic reverend and host of Satan's Den Podcast.

01:03:12.280 Oh, shit.

01:03:12.740 Ooh.

01:03:13.540 Wait.

01:03:14.260 Satan's Den Podcast?

01:03:15.380 Yeah, there's a Satanic Snack review.

01:03:16.380 Maybe do a swap match with her.

01:03:18.200 Yeah, this is, all right.

01:03:19.560 You know what?

01:03:20.080 Lainey, edit it and then we'll come back.

01:03:21.300 We got to watch the Satanic Snack review.

01:03:22.900 I still think that we, I told them.

01:03:25.540 Dude, that's 37 minutes.

01:03:27.120 I'm not watching.

01:03:27.740 That's too much.

01:03:29.320 We'll skip through it.

01:03:31.060 We can run.

01:03:31.400 What we can do.

01:03:34.420 Let's check it out.

01:03:36.500 Let's check it out.

01:03:37.320 We can feed it through Descript and get highlights.

01:03:39.180 We'll do that later.

01:03:40.020 Maybe like some show prep.

01:03:41.120 Ooh, I like that.

01:03:42.100 That's smart.

01:03:43.000 Police officers in Lancaster, Pennsylvania were asking people to be on the lookout for a man

01:03:48.040 who robbed a store.

01:03:49.440 We do have his description.

01:03:50.380 Can we take that?

01:03:51.000 Let's take his description.

01:03:53.600 Okay.

01:03:54.320 This is the guy they wanted people in Pennsylvania to be out on the lookout for.

01:03:59.080 He's got a nose and some hair that goes like that.

01:04:02.480 And he was, uh, he was wearing a hat at the time of this particular, particular crime.

01:04:08.360 He's got kind of a chin that comes down to a, almost a point.

01:04:13.580 Stands about five feet, four inches.

01:04:15.200 My mom, my mom passed away early yesterday morning.

01:04:22.820 And I was like, gotcha, bitch.

01:04:25.000 Um, that was great.

01:04:37.500 Oh my God.

01:04:38.640 What a great drop.

01:04:41.180 He's such a great concept of timing.

01:04:43.160 Possibly.

01:04:43.680 If it is the military and they're like, look, I just to cut you off on this joke that's going

01:04:48.040 nowhere, um, the, I thought it was, no, it's not, it's not, I'm going to stop you right

01:04:53.920 there.

01:04:54.120 Um, the military on the, that'd be, that'd be a really bad idea.

01:04:57.760 Um, like I put my first born on the line that as you tape did not traffic women.

01:05:23.900 Like he never did anything bad today, I think, and I've lost money.

01:05:41.360 Yeah.

01:05:41.560 Let's get into that today at work.

01:05:43.500 My entire left side went, no, I'm inexplicably the best part is that the Misfit Patriot dude,

01:06:02.660 his mother died.

01:06:03.780 You had to do the TG.

01:06:05.100 I love that.

01:06:05.540 She left him all his, all her eyeliner.

01:06:07.660 Let's just raid them.

01:06:16.280 How do I do that?

01:06:17.260 Drop a nigger in the chat, dude.

01:06:18.960 Say what you got to say.

01:06:20.020 Get him to come over.

01:06:21.420 Russell raped me when I was six and told me the truth.

01:06:26.480 I just want to say, I'm very proud of you guys.

01:06:28.580 That was, that made me a night.

01:06:30.280 That was amazing.

01:06:31.720 Just outfoot him right the fuck back.

01:06:34.400 That's what he gets for killing his mom.

01:06:35.960 You think you're cool?

01:06:36.840 Well, your mom's dead and look how big her audience is.

01:06:47.420 So ominous.

01:06:50.120 You literally said in the group chat today, you said, I've been going commando like you,

01:06:53.860 Clint, and now I am producing so much semen.

01:06:55.940 And I swear to God, he said that verbatim.

01:06:57.360 Murder is fine depending on who the murdery is.

01:07:07.400 We did a screenshot of that.

01:07:31.660 That's going directly on Twitter.

01:07:36.660 Directly on Twitter.

01:07:38.660 That's so hard.

01:07:43.200 Mainline that she did.

01:07:44.340 I disavow.

01:07:45.820 Tag Mr. Fister.

01:07:47.560 Jesus Christ.

01:07:48.340 Oh my God.

01:07:49.080 Yeah, tag him.

01:07:49.940 For real.

01:07:50.360 Tag him.

01:07:50.600 He's going to take that Clint thing and run with me.

01:07:52.900 Yeah.

01:07:53.120 Can you believe they said this?

01:07:54.360 It's like, but we're going by the same logic that you go by.

01:07:56.960 Not just logic, but rules.

01:07:58.480 Internet rules.

01:07:59.280 We do whatever the fuck we want.

01:08:01.720 And then we just keep doing it.

01:08:03.040 And there's really nothing you can do.

01:08:04.200 You have no recourse.

01:08:05.380 But you know who else has no recourse, Clint?

01:08:07.740 The fucking, the losers that are here for free.

01:08:12.720 Okay?

01:08:13.820 These guys are here for free watching us.

01:08:16.160 And that's going to, that's not really going on anymore.

01:08:19.280 So you can join the Patreon.

01:08:21.000 If you can go over to patreon.com forward slash tower gang pod or tower gang.

01:08:25.980 I'll send the link in the chat before we log off.

01:08:28.640 You can go.

01:08:29.160 You can subscribe at the $5 level, but it's free for seven days.

01:08:32.960 So, hey, you might forget, but fucking join the, join the post show.

01:08:36.820 And we'll see you guys later.

01:08:38.140 What do you guys think about that?

01:08:38.840 Should we just log off with that?

01:08:39.760 Is that good?

01:08:40.060 This is sick.

01:08:40.800 Yeah.

01:08:41.160 If you say that now, you might get two Wednesdays for the price of one.

01:08:44.300 They have no recourse and I have no intercourse.

01:08:47.680 You're sick, dude.

01:08:48.640 Nice.

01:08:49.000 Yeah.

01:08:49.180 Good job.

01:08:49.680 We're out of here.

01:08:50.120 I'm assuming it's up.

01:08:50.860 I did it.

01:08:51.500 It was me.

01:08:51.920 Hey, of course you did it.

01:08:52.640 It looks nice.

01:08:53.840 Goodbye.

01:08:54.880 All right.

01:08:55.320 We're logging off everywhere.

01:08:56.520 See you later, people.

01:08:57.800 Oh, that's cool.

01:08:58.880 Whoa.

01:08:59.340 All right.

01:08:59.680 All right.

01:08:59.880 Go ahead.

01:09:00.240 Go ahead.

01:09:01.220 Let's continue the show.

01:09:03.740 Lainey's, Lainey's really, really fucking sad.

01:09:07.140 Is this Lainey shit?

01:09:07.920 I like that transition.

01:09:08.500 That first, that first one where it was just like, uh, literally went from him saying,

01:09:13.280 like, my mom died.

01:09:14.760 Get that bitch.

01:09:16.620 Take that bitch.

01:09:17.400 Get it out of here.

01:09:18.980 It's so fucking funny.

01:09:20.060 No, that wasn't Lainey, but that's what he said.

01:09:21.720 Dude, real shit.

01:09:22.540 Real shit.

01:09:22.900 Like, I know people think I'm just being mean, but his mother died and then less than,

01:09:27.140 like, 12 hours later, he's on fucking Piers Morgan.

01:09:29.840 It's amazing.

01:09:30.140 Yeah, but what else would you do?

01:09:31.460 What else do you do, Clint?

01:09:32.360 Seriously.

01:09:32.860 I don't fucking make preparations for my mother.

01:09:35.960 What's his dad for?

01:09:38.900 Beat the shit out of him.

01:09:40.680 Do you think his dad's in his life still?

01:09:42.200 Not a chance.

01:09:42.900 No, his dad's definitely dead.

01:09:44.360 I mean, he died in jail.

01:09:46.020 His dad died.

01:09:46.940 He's just, he's just got the vibes.

01:09:48.720 His dad died in a fisting accident.

01:09:51.020 For sure.

01:09:51.860 Now all he has is his daddy.

01:09:53.720 I just bet that he's probably a child of divorce and his dad was kind of, you know, slowly just

01:09:58.700 kind of, you know.

01:09:59.680 Oh, were we supposed to do super chats?

01:10:01.500 I guess we could do some super chats now.

01:10:02.900 Oh, shit.

01:10:03.220 Super chats in the after show?

01:10:04.540 That's kind of fun.

01:10:05.600 But all right.

01:10:06.020 That's kind of Jewish.

01:10:06.640 Yeah, that kind of sucks.

01:10:08.280 Yeah, we shouldn't read them at all.

01:10:09.560 We're paywalling the pay comments.

01:10:11.080 I want to see him if they said, oh, thank you, Billy Butcher.

01:10:14.260 Yeah.

01:10:14.940 So what did he say?

01:10:15.620 Read it out loud because there's people who only listen.

01:10:18.780 Zaddy Cole is looking swole.

01:10:20.520 He is.

01:10:20.820 That rhymes very nice.

01:10:22.140 Bill the Butcher gifted five subscriptions to Tower Gang.

01:10:24.360 Still don't know what that means.

01:10:24.680 I don't know what that means.

01:10:25.600 Soul Explorer Coaching says, have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want

01:10:29.940 to go to do more like?

01:10:31.580 Yeah.

01:10:31.840 Sometimes I think that.

01:10:32.760 Been there, done that.

01:10:33.360 I feel like I just had a stroke reading that.

01:10:35.280 Big is Fohedis says, Toad and LGBT Toad have matching.

01:10:39.860 That's LGBT Toad.

01:10:40.780 Isn't it just LGBT Toad?

01:10:42.340 Yeah, LGBT Toad.

01:10:43.280 LGBT Toad.

01:10:44.060 Do you see it?

01:10:44.760 Big is Fohedis.

01:10:45.700 Wait, click back on that.

01:10:47.000 Go back one.

01:10:47.500 Yeah, that's David and his mustache with his fucking huge forehead.

01:10:52.360 It's insane.

01:10:53.100 He looks like he belongs in South Park or something.

01:10:55.060 Big is Fohedis.

01:10:55.580 LGBT Toad.

01:10:57.280 All right, another five subscriptions.

01:10:58.900 I had to stop doing that.

01:10:59.700 I don't know what that is.

01:11:00.720 $10 from JC.

01:11:01.500 Go on Sunday Chaos This Weekend with Great Bill Pod and Conspiracy Extremist.

01:11:04.940 Oh, you're reading it.

01:11:05.660 I already told him I'll try to come on.

01:11:08.660 Hell yeah.

01:11:09.100 I've been on it.

01:11:09.720 It's a fun show.

01:11:10.900 I've been on this other show.

01:11:11.780 I haven't been on that one.

01:11:12.380 You go on a lot of shows, Toad, that I don't give a fuck about.

01:11:15.900 Read it, Clint.

01:11:17.500 Flat-headed baby syndrome.

01:11:19.000 Tower Gang.

01:11:20.100 That's it.

01:11:20.700 That's not really a thing.

01:11:21.680 Okay.

01:11:22.440 Can we discuss that Toad goes on a lot of shows that don't fucking matter and then he proceeds

01:11:27.540 to tell us about it and we're like...

01:11:29.440 You ignore those people, Toad.

01:11:31.040 Dude, he went on a show hosted by Dave and Robbie and it wasn't part of the problem and

01:11:35.840 I'm still confused.

01:11:37.420 Wait, what?

01:11:38.080 I'm still confused.

01:11:38.920 I don't know what it was.

01:11:40.540 Troad.

01:11:41.960 How'd you do that, Toad?

01:11:43.080 It's some fucking no-dick show that's hosted by some people that no one knows called Dave

01:11:49.800 and Robbie.

01:11:49.820 Yeah, and I was on it for three and a half hours and the audience hated me.

01:11:53.200 Not going back to that show.

01:11:54.240 Why the fuck would you do any show for three and a half hours?

01:11:57.280 Jesus Christ.

01:11:58.280 Oh, David and Robbie.

01:11:59.400 That's about it.

01:12:00.000 I didn't know it was going to be that long.

01:12:01.560 David Wright and Robbie.

01:12:02.400 No, it was part of the problem.

01:12:03.520 That's what I'm talking about.

01:12:04.320 You stole the...

01:12:05.880 That I stole his jokes.

01:12:07.000 It's not even him.

01:12:08.020 Wait, it was Robbie Goodwin?

01:12:09.060 You've got to be fucking kidding me.

01:12:10.040 Wait, Robbie Goodwin was there on the show with you.

01:12:12.520 Yeah, is that Robbie?

01:12:13.080 Yeah.

01:12:14.300 But it was Dalton.

01:12:14.940 You didn't bring up the fact that he's a fucking bitch for complaining about Top rightfully

01:12:19.500 stealing his joke?

01:12:20.760 He said I mentioned it.

01:12:22.600 No, I said Top improved his joke is what I said.

01:12:25.600 What did he say?

01:12:26.720 Did he cry?

01:12:28.040 No, I didn't really react to it at all.

01:12:30.080 I don't think I have enough.

01:12:31.620 Honestly, the fact that he didn't react, if it was me, I would have fucking quit the stream

01:12:35.200 right then.

01:12:36.240 Look at this video.

01:12:37.340 You react to my defense of Top Lobster or I'm out of here.

01:12:40.280 This video has 69 views, but no description.

01:12:43.600 She's slacking.

01:12:44.380 And it has a song.

01:12:45.220 I don't know what that means.

01:12:45.960 Bro, I'm not watching 35 minutes of a podcast episode.

01:12:47.920 We are watching 35 minutes of a podcast episode?

01:12:51.340 This is how we get Clint to be down with mailbags.

01:12:54.160 Yeah, I would prefer mailbags to this.

01:12:57.020 All right, we're going to listen to a couple minutes of it.

01:12:59.100 I want to see the intro.

01:12:59.740 Not a couple minutes, but just I want to...

01:13:01.360 There's no intro.

01:13:02.420 It's...

01:13:02.900 Oh, there is an intro.

01:13:04.400 You're wrong.

01:13:04.800 We are doing a snack review, or satanic snack review, and this is because he ordered this

01:13:11.400 in the middle of the night out of a surprise.

01:13:13.520 She?

01:13:14.580 So...

01:13:15.340 Oh, here again.

01:13:17.220 In any way, shape, or form.

01:13:18.060 It doesn't.

01:13:18.780 Our whole relationship is based on...

01:13:20.720 Oh, that's the husband.

01:13:21.400 Oh, my God.

01:13:22.860 Yeah.

01:13:23.160 It is not sponsored, but we got...

01:13:26.800 See how there's no musculature at all in that body?

01:13:30.400 Yeah.

01:13:31.200 It looks like mine.

01:13:31.920 They're a little hard.

01:13:33.160 And they're based out of Massachusetts.

01:13:34.940 Yeah, they are.

01:13:36.260 Oh, my God.

01:13:37.640 Hold on.

01:13:38.860 Hold on.

01:13:39.220 Pause it.

01:13:39.860 Pause it.

01:13:41.000 Man, we did almost pass this up, but what is he?

01:13:43.480 Man.

01:13:44.240 And by the way, when I bought my place, the new bass guitar was hanging on the wall, too.

01:13:48.400 Hold on.

01:13:49.160 Based out of Massachusetts.

01:13:50.700 Yeah.

01:13:51.400 Like, this is getting...

01:13:52.680 Oh, Toad?

01:13:53.940 This is getting really...

01:13:54.740 Oh, my God.

01:13:55.820 Honestly, I'm...

01:13:56.560 Yeah, but she's not in Massachusetts, though.

01:13:59.000 That's not what...

01:13:59.940 She might be.

01:14:00.820 We don't know yet.

01:14:01.580 No, she said that this thing that they got sent was from Massachusetts.

01:14:04.680 They made the snack.

01:14:06.560 Yeah, but if it's like...

01:14:07.380 If they live in Connecticut, it's not really that big of a difference.

01:14:10.500 We don't need to do an early life check.

01:14:11.860 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:14:12.440 I think we kind of know.

01:14:13.240 No.

01:14:13.540 I don't think Toad is Jewish.

01:14:15.120 No.

01:14:15.920 Am I Jewish?

01:14:16.760 No.

01:14:17.460 All right, let's continue.

01:14:18.700 Yeah, this bitch is good.

01:14:19.180 I like the fire.

01:14:19.900 I like her eyebrows more than yours, Toad.

01:14:22.700 Yeah, she's got very nice eyebrows, yeah.

01:14:25.040 Satanic eyebrows.

01:14:26.080 Okay, here we go.

01:14:26.500 I'm just trying to...

01:14:27.500 They're like separate.

01:14:29.620 You think he fucks her?

01:14:31.080 He does, right?

01:14:31.720 Yeah.

01:14:32.180 I think so.

01:14:32.960 Yeah, you're not...

01:14:33.500 It's probably how it works.

01:14:34.100 Like, I bet it's nasty disgust.

01:14:36.640 But because of the purple laces, she gay.

01:14:40.400 So, if she's gay, but she's she, she has to fuck women, right?

01:14:43.900 I don't think...

01:14:44.620 I think she thinks she's a dude.

01:14:46.440 Wait, wait.

01:14:46.820 I don't know how that works.

01:14:47.400 Oh, she's a dude?

01:14:47.860 Oh, wait, wait.

01:14:48.600 So, she's born a woman, transitions to a man, then fucks men, so she's gay?

01:14:53.000 Yeah, I think that's what it is.

01:14:54.400 You didn't want to watch this, but we're going to watch it again from the beginning, because

01:14:57.780 I think she calls him she.

01:14:59.520 Like, she wants to be special for being in a normal relationship.

01:15:02.060 Shut up, Jose.

01:15:02.500 And this was because she ordered this in the middle of the night out of a surprise.

01:15:05.220 No, she said hate.

01:15:06.240 So...

01:15:06.840 She's got good production value.

01:15:08.900 In any way, she doesn't.

01:15:10.140 Our whole relationship is based on that.

01:15:12.500 A few stockings...

01:15:13.680 Dude, with those teeth, what's the blowjob like?

01:15:17.340 I was thinking that.

01:15:19.480 I don't think she grows.

01:15:21.000 I don't think she grows.

01:15:21.600 It's probably about as bad as the ones Cole gets.

01:15:24.380 She's sponsored.

01:15:25.940 We're not sponsored.

01:15:26.560 Like, when I say she munches on pussy, she munches on pussy.

01:15:29.800 She is sponsored pussy, boy.

01:15:31.120 So I was very appreciative of that.

01:15:32.420 Three days.

01:15:33.400 Mm-hmm.

01:15:34.480 Look at this guy tweaking.

01:15:35.600 Look at him.

01:15:36.040 He's on drugs.

01:15:38.540 Absolutely.

01:15:39.480 Oh, my God.

01:15:40.000 How do I fucking zoom?

01:15:40.780 That's a pill head right there.

01:15:41.720 Whoa, did you see that?

01:15:44.240 Shouldn't we just see them, like, react or whatever the snack is?

01:15:46.220 Oh, dude, on, like, super...

01:15:47.460 Oh, there's...

01:15:47.700 You can't go past two...

01:15:48.620 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:15:48.980 Hold on.

01:15:49.480 Hold on.

01:15:49.780 What are they putting?

01:15:50.860 Hold on.

01:15:51.340 Hold on.

01:15:51.940 Pause it.

01:15:52.440 I want to clear the rating.

01:15:53.700 No, go back.

01:15:54.180 Look at back.

01:15:54.560 I think the rating system is zero being, like, the Bible and, like, ten being, like, Satan's

01:16:00.040 asshole or something.

01:16:01.280 Wait, wait, wait.

01:16:02.420 Let's put this on.

01:16:03.240 It's free.

01:16:04.760 It's going to be based on one to ten.

01:16:07.300 One being what we call a dirty priest snack.

01:16:11.740 And then...

01:16:12.880 Don't you think that's a little bit controversial?

01:16:15.180 No.

01:16:15.680 I don't know.

01:16:15.980 A dirty priest snack is an altar boy.

01:16:18.080 And then ten out of ten being ten little bath events.

01:16:22.620 So...

01:16:23.100 Oh.

01:16:24.560 Yeah.

01:16:25.380 Let's get this started.

01:16:26.780 Okay.

01:16:27.860 Is that part of the twelve days of Christmas?

01:16:29.660 From dirty priest snack to ten little bath events.

01:16:31.980 I'm going to start with Twix from...

01:16:33.980 It's Twix cookies from the UK.

01:16:36.540 Twix cookies are alright.

01:16:37.280 And I love the candy bar, so...

01:16:39.300 Oh, my God.

01:16:39.940 Those fucking teeth.

01:16:41.020 Hold on.

01:16:41.300 Pause.

01:16:41.680 Pause.

01:16:42.040 Pause.

01:16:42.640 I think we need to skip to everyone that she does.

01:16:45.320 Go to 122.

01:16:46.280 Hold on.

01:16:47.000 Go to 122.

01:16:47.700 You've got to see those teeth.

01:16:48.820 Hold on.

01:16:49.200 Hold on.

01:16:49.480 Toad has to give the rating of what he thinks it would be.

01:16:52.900 And I bet you it matches what she says almost every time.

01:16:56.300 Pause.

01:16:57.160 Look at that.

01:16:57.740 Oh, my God.

01:16:58.960 Fuck.

01:17:00.160 It's crazy.

01:17:01.200 Toad.

01:17:01.540 Toad.

01:17:01.980 Give a rating.

01:17:02.960 What are the ratings?

01:17:03.860 Like, what are the numbers between one and ten?

01:17:06.180 I don't know.

01:17:06.620 One scrum diddly umptious.

01:17:07.320 Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and nine.

01:17:10.000 I think are the numbers between one and ten.

01:17:11.360 Scrum diddly umptious baphomets?

01:17:12.200 Is that what it is?

01:17:12.800 Ten baphomets is scrum diddly umptious.

01:17:15.940 So, it's ten baphomets.

01:17:26.460 That drop is still way too long.

01:17:28.220 I know.

01:17:28.720 I'm going to edit it.

01:17:30.080 It's ten baphomets, nine satan assholes, eight dead peters, seven.

01:17:37.540 I'm trying to go down through satan things.

01:17:39.260 Yeah, should I have like teeth like that the whole time?

01:17:41.740 Maids of milking.

01:17:43.340 Yeah.

01:17:44.220 Yeah, so, but Toad, you have to rate these as well.

01:17:45.940 You have to rate.

01:17:46.380 Have you ever eaten these?

01:17:47.420 Twix?

01:17:47.580 Have you ever had a Twix?

01:17:48.160 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

01:17:49.220 I've never even heard of such a thing.

01:17:51.720 This must be some Boston shit.

01:17:52.860 Am I going to jump in here?

01:17:54.020 I'm going to say it sounds super boring for Toad to rate these.

01:17:57.080 No, no, no, no, no.

01:17:57.920 I'm not saying for Toad to rate these.

01:17:59.140 I think Toad's rating will match her rating every time because of the same person.

01:18:03.840 Oh, I see.

01:18:05.040 Yeah.

01:18:05.620 Toad, what do you give these?

01:18:08.640 Like eight out of ten.

01:18:10.880 Eight out of ten.

01:18:11.440 Wow.

01:18:11.580 I like that it's not super, super sweet.

01:18:16.120 It's got a little bit of like a barley flavor.

01:18:19.180 This is the fucking content I'm here for, man.

01:18:21.720 It's got barley flavor.

01:18:23.400 Hold on.

01:18:25.720 If she gives it an eight, I swear to God.

01:18:29.560 Oh, the cookie just dropped on my big fat tits.

01:18:32.000 It's okay.

01:18:33.540 He disgusts me.

01:18:35.200 Something about it really.

01:18:36.060 I'm telling you, they have nasty dirty sacks, dude.

01:18:38.160 He is so skeevy.

01:18:39.160 He creeps me out, dude.

01:18:39.860 Why did they actually rip the fuck out of that package open?

01:18:45.260 You're retarded, dog.

01:18:46.420 Because they don't know how to open it.

01:18:48.580 That's actually a good point.

01:18:49.820 At a certain point of unattractiveness, no matter how disgusting you are, whoever fucks you is actually grosser.

01:18:55.800 I like that.

01:18:57.000 I like that.

01:18:58.020 So even though this guy, assuming he's a guy, is not as gross, he's actually grosser.

01:19:03.140 On a scale of one to ten, how many times has this guy been molested?

01:19:06.260 Ugh.

01:19:06.560 Oh, my God.

01:19:08.020 I want to be way higher than ten.

01:19:09.620 I want to be mean to him.

01:19:10.740 I want to be nice to her.

01:19:11.960 He disgusts me.

01:19:13.900 She'll come on the show.

01:19:15.680 He's methed out.

01:19:16.760 He's methed out.

01:19:17.440 He's just fucking dropping loads in the fraud.

01:19:19.040 He probably beats her.

01:19:19.660 It's crazy that he fucked this shit.

01:19:21.100 Remember, he's the guy that stood up for her, remember, in that other story?

01:19:25.520 He's the one that turned around and just stared.

01:19:28.380 That's what he said.

01:19:28.860 Guys, I don't think he realized, but this is going to be like every episode.

01:19:34.100 Well, we need to slow drip it.

01:19:35.260 We can't overdo it.

01:19:36.500 I said we have to slow drip it.

01:19:37.880 I said mailbag.

01:19:39.040 Mailbag.

01:19:39.680 Let's get out of here.

01:19:40.860 I want the score.

01:19:42.600 I want the score.

01:19:43.100 I want the better matches.

01:19:44.540 Yeah, baby.

01:19:45.580 Yeah.

01:19:48.720 She's like, oh.

01:19:50.120 You want me back a little?

01:19:52.100 Eight.

01:19:53.040 Hold on.

01:19:53.840 Oh, ten.

01:19:55.260 No.

01:19:57.500 It's scrummed in the office, man.

01:19:59.640 A less sweet version.

01:20:00.540 But Tyler's saying he made a clip for us, too.

01:20:03.620 Ten Baphomets.

01:20:04.760 What are they called?

01:20:05.460 Chips Ahoy.

01:20:06.600 Yep.

01:20:07.160 Exactly.

01:20:07.480 A less sweet version of Chips Ahoy, and that makes it a ten out of ten.

01:20:10.180 Okay, so next up.

01:20:11.180 Chips Ahoy, not good.

01:20:12.260 Let's see if they have anything other interesting treats.

01:20:15.400 Hold on.

01:20:16.060 I think we're very over.

01:20:18.900 Okay, okay.

01:20:19.640 Fine, fine, fine.

01:20:20.020 Yeah, this is fine, fine, fine.

01:20:21.680 Top, I could watch this thing.

01:20:23.900 I think I could watch all of it with you.

01:20:26.220 You know what is weird, though?

01:20:27.800 I could watch it.

01:20:28.540 I want to know now.

01:20:29.520 Is that this bitch is doing that, and we were trying to get Toad to do the fucking hot

01:20:33.320 sauce review, which is basically the same thing.

01:20:35.780 And look at how much success she's had.

01:20:37.320 69 views, Toad.

01:20:38.280 Because their ultimate personalities, they're the same person, if he did it, his hot sauce

01:20:44.000 reviews would interfere with his Audis, like this one's snack reviews.

01:20:49.200 But she doesn't just do this once.

01:20:51.080 She does this all the time.

01:20:52.780 Look, this one's from 2024.

01:20:55.220 Dude, that's my smoking jacket.

01:20:57.260 Oh my God.

01:20:58.400 All right, we're going to watch this.

01:20:59.660 I'm sorry.

01:21:00.020 Come on, we're going to watch it.

01:21:00.920 Look at that fucking production.

01:21:05.240 The intro was pretty dope.

01:21:06.960 Oh, look at that.

01:21:07.940 Hold on, hold on.

01:21:09.100 Did that go into fucking Latin or some shit?

01:21:11.840 Yeah, it was like satanic.

01:21:13.200 Hi, everybody.

01:21:14.540 Hi, Bronwyn.

01:21:15.880 Welcome to another snack review.

01:21:18.060 Oh my God, look at her teeth.

01:21:19.820 Look at her teeth.

01:21:20.760 Look at that satanic garb there.

01:21:22.920 Dude, that actually, if you really contrasted this and did some weird editing to it, that

01:21:29.220 could be basically a creepypasta face, if you know what I'm talking about.

01:21:32.480 She looks totally out.

01:21:33.700 Look at him.

01:21:34.180 That looks like something that you'd be like, that doesn't look quite human.

01:21:38.520 Like if somebody was trying to look, like an alien was trying to look human, it would

01:21:41.940 look like that.

01:21:42.740 And then you'd be like, that's really fucking creepy.

01:21:46.400 I can just, this is the teeth.

01:21:47.760 Please do mailbag.

01:21:49.220 Mailbag, I beg you.

01:21:50.380 Yeah, for the love of God.

01:21:51.180 No, no, no, we have something from, uh, from Misfit Patriot, but wait, I just, I mean,

01:21:54.680 you see a little bit of this, uh, Misfit Patriot is next.

01:21:56.860 Oh, great.

01:21:57.500 Oh, it's gonna be lovely.

01:21:58.780 Oh, great.

01:21:59.680 So, um.

01:22:00.480 More snack review.

01:22:01.600 Real quick.

01:22:02.340 You say it's gonna be lovely.

01:22:03.520 Why are you making me do this?

01:22:04.540 This is exactly what you said about the squid chips.

01:22:07.460 We got something called milk soda.

01:22:08.600 Don't use fucking tweaking, dude.

01:22:10.080 Now, we both took a look at this.

01:22:12.360 They got milk soda.

01:22:13.680 They have B-reel.

01:22:14.600 We're a little skeptical.

01:22:14.980 What is that?

01:22:15.660 It's fancy.

01:22:16.900 Hold on, just to make sure that I get the flavor right.

01:22:19.480 Let me give yours a good shake.

01:22:20.720 No, this is soda.

01:22:22.940 Oh, he goes, oh, gay.

01:22:25.200 I love this guy.

01:22:26.100 Terrible joke.

01:22:27.380 From Korea.

01:22:30.140 Dude, he is whack.

01:22:31.540 Oh, my God.

01:22:32.240 He looks like Hitler at the Olympics, dude.

01:22:36.480 How do we send them snacks?

01:22:40.360 Oh.

01:22:41.520 I'm gonna send them some fucking snacks.

01:22:42.720 I'm not sending this bitch anything.

01:22:44.960 Except my condolences.

01:22:47.040 Top.

01:22:47.160 You know this bitch really loves, like, pins.

01:22:52.060 I bet you send us some Nephilim Death Squad pins.

01:22:54.300 Fucking put it on whatever fucking.

01:22:56.040 She might put it on, yeah.

01:22:57.440 She would rock it, yeah.

01:22:58.160 It's some pins.

01:22:58.580 She would interpret that the wrong way.

01:23:00.340 Like, yeah, I'm part of the Nephilim Death Squad.

01:23:02.000 You'd have to create a quadruple XL, though.

01:23:04.560 I don't know if you got that.

01:23:06.540 It's like, we need bigger pins, bitch.

01:23:08.480 All right, Tyler.

01:23:09.080 You know what?

01:23:09.400 Fuck this.

01:23:10.100 Pull up that misfit clip from tonight.

01:23:13.480 Yeah, no, you did it wrong, Tyler.

01:23:15.640 You did it wrong.

01:23:16.500 This is a rule of five.

01:23:16.860 I think we should occasionally revisit training me.

01:23:20.980 This is a rule of five.

01:23:22.220 This one is, here, pull it up here, Tyler.

01:23:24.520 Go ahead.

01:23:27.300 Dude, I like the cat in your backdrop top.

01:23:29.440 Oh, look at this.

01:23:30.340 The cat?

01:23:31.360 Oh, yeah, yeah, easy.

01:23:32.200 Yeah, this whole tower gang shit, man.

01:23:33.860 Fucking, I think that they're fucking, I think that they're trying to clout chase off

01:23:40.140 of me, actually.

01:23:41.140 No.

01:23:41.340 No.

01:23:41.440 I'm not even pro-Israel, like I keep saying.

01:23:57.800 I'm pro-Jew.

01:23:59.840 What?

01:24:00.440 It's a really weird.

01:24:01.520 I'm not anti-Israel.

01:24:03.160 Hold on.

01:24:03.380 I am anti-government, right?

01:24:06.820 I've always been anti-government.

01:24:10.220 We saw the government, dude.

01:24:11.240 Governments suck.

01:24:13.140 Why would I be shilling for a foreign government?

01:24:17.740 I don't even shill for my own government.

01:24:20.100 I like...

01:24:21.060 He has a video eight months ago called A Letter to Israel.

01:24:26.180 This.

01:24:26.560 A letter to Israel.

01:24:27.560 I'm not shilling for Israel.

01:24:31.380 A letter to Israel.

01:24:32.940 I love that.

01:24:33.940 I just love that it started off and he goes like, I think they're clout chasing off of

01:24:37.580 me and all of us immediately just buzzed.

01:24:39.480 Just run the cock at it.

01:24:41.400 Just run the truth.

01:24:42.160 He's signaling that he's gay.

01:24:43.420 I'm with the cock at it.

01:24:44.620 Here we go.

01:24:45.260 Let's listen.

01:24:45.900 Bravery.

01:24:46.500 It should be the standard.

01:24:47.380 The message I send to other people is one that used to be mainstream.

01:24:52.960 I can't stand this.

01:24:53.980 I don't like this.

01:24:54.640 It's so gay.

01:24:55.540 I hate him so much.

01:24:56.740 We can't do this.

01:24:58.080 I can't take him seriously.

01:24:59.060 He's funny.

01:24:59.860 I can laugh at him, but I can't take him seriously for a moment.

01:25:03.020 I honestly think he's one of the most reprehensible people I've ever encountered on the internet.

01:25:05.980 He's awful, but he's also awesome, if that makes sense.

01:25:09.560 I told you this.

01:25:10.700 This is the perfect thing.

01:25:11.920 He's Chris Chan, but just slightly smarter.

01:25:15.460 That's all he is.

01:25:16.000 You bring that reference up all the time as if I'm some fucking Zoomer.

01:25:18.700 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:25:19.660 You know who Chris Chan is?

01:25:20.800 He's some crazy shit with fucking his mom or something.

01:25:24.220 I don't fucking know.

01:25:24.860 It was a guy that was basically his whole life.

01:25:27.500 I don't know.

01:25:27.800 His whole life was basically this tranny girl, whatever.

01:25:32.000 He was like that, but a lot of people watched him.

01:25:34.260 But then he was really into My Little Pony, and he fucked his mom.

01:25:40.760 And he fucked his mom?

01:25:42.540 You just yada-yada-yada'd over he fucked his mom?

01:25:44.880 Yeah, it came out.

01:25:45.920 Yeah, I mean, it really is the sort.

01:25:47.400 You kind of yada-yada.

01:25:48.240 I mean, that's really just something he fucked his mom.

01:25:50.240 There really is not much more to this.

01:25:52.300 They call him the most, what's the term?

01:25:55.320 He's the most documented man in history.

01:25:59.600 Because he's literally, his whole life, he would take videos of.

01:26:02.760 I've heard his name.

01:26:03.680 He's got something important.

01:26:04.820 He's got 34 dislikes.

01:26:08.820 And there's more dislikes than people watching.

01:26:14.140 We're clout chasing off him.

01:26:15.760 Okay.

01:26:16.420 That's not even from a raid.

01:26:17.700 That's just from us casually mentioning him, and then everyone's just instinctively going to it.

01:26:21.760 Here's what you guys got to notice, though.

01:26:23.440 This is what we're doing, Brohimi and Grove and all this stuff.

01:26:25.900 It's like, perception is reality.

01:26:27.580 He says that, and that's all that matters, because he said it now.

01:26:31.200 And he's right, because he's the last person who said something.

01:26:36.420 But now we're rebutting it, so now we're right again.

01:26:38.660 That's all the internet's about.

01:26:40.060 You don't have to be correct.

01:26:41.020 You don't have to bring facts.

01:26:41.860 You just say shit, and it is.

01:26:43.840 No, you just have to be the last person who lied.

01:26:45.420 Can someone explain who Misfit Patriot is?

01:26:48.540 All right.

01:26:48.740 No.

01:26:49.120 Who cares?

01:26:49.780 I'll just be very quick.

01:26:52.000 I love this episode.

01:26:54.000 I'm sorry.

01:26:54.220 Apparently, about three years ago, this guy gets really successful as a MAGA fucking queef on TikTok.

01:27:02.800 He then has just incredible controversy that surrounds him, because he lives the life of a degenerate homosexual who gets fisted all the time.

01:27:11.260 And apparently, he's getting in a fight with other fucking TikTok influencers, and he's threatening to fight them and shit like that.

01:27:16.760 He gets banned, I don't know, 70, 80 times from TikTok.

01:27:19.460 Then he fucking finally migrates over to X, and he becomes this low-cow Israel fucking ride-or-die psychopath, even though he doesn't like Israel because he's anti-government.

01:27:28.340 Sure.

01:27:29.040 And then he's, I don't know, then his mom dies, and he gets on Piers Morgan.

01:27:32.680 His life makes no sense.

01:27:34.260 That trajectory makes no sense.

01:27:36.060 Yeah.

01:27:36.360 Yeah.

01:27:37.220 He's an op.

01:27:38.400 I've seen weird.

01:27:39.040 I honestly believe he's an op.

01:27:40.380 I know people say that.

01:27:42.180 I genuinely believe his X account is boosted by the IDF.

01:27:46.560 I know it's not.

01:27:47.560 If you're able to read.

01:27:48.460 No, you're wrong.

01:27:48.640 I'm telling you, you look at metrics, and I'm just saying, I agree with Clinton entirely here.

01:27:52.420 You look at his metrics, and nothing makes sense.

01:27:54.500 And you will see posts where, like, oh, the real metrics show in, show through.

01:27:58.900 Like, you, like, he is, yeah, this is artificial as fuck.

01:28:02.240 It's like, he'll have shit with 30, 40, 50 likes, and then it's like 5,000, 6,000, 7,000, and it's always about fucking Andrew Tate or Israel.

01:28:09.540 Like, that's it.

01:28:10.360 Yeah, the likes are all Israel bots, yeah.

01:28:12.140 No.

01:28:13.300 Yes.

01:28:14.040 No.

01:28:15.200 He's got 50,000 followers.

01:28:16.640 He, all right, sorry.

01:28:20.360 I just, he's an op.

01:28:22.220 He's an op.

01:28:22.660 I don't think he's an op.

01:28:23.540 I think this is.

01:28:24.000 He's a dumber than a plumber.

01:28:25.460 That's fine.

01:28:25.640 It's completely organic.

01:28:27.060 Whatever he's doing right here, he's tapped into.

01:28:29.180 I don't even think he.

01:28:29.680 Completely organic.

01:28:30.640 What?

01:28:31.520 I sort of think he realizes.

01:28:32.560 You're out of your mind.

01:28:33.540 But he's been doing this griff for years on Instagram, TikTok, and now he's moved it over

01:28:38.300 to Twitter, and he's perfected it.

01:28:40.220 So it's like, it's not an op.

01:28:41.420 He just knows what he's doing.

01:28:43.040 He's picking the dumbest shit.

01:28:45.860 I'm telling you, his growth on X is opified.

01:28:49.300 I don't know about his TikTok fucking backdrop.

01:28:51.340 Opified, yeah.

01:28:51.940 If you look at all his platforms, it just does not jive.

01:28:55.180 It does not make sense when you look at the numbers.

01:28:57.380 I will say, I will say he's got good rants.

01:29:00.180 He's got good rants, even though they're like the gayest shit you'll ever hear in your life.

01:29:03.660 Yeah.

01:29:04.000 But he's got that fucking, he's got that little, he's got the little energy thing that like,

01:29:08.340 if you're really, if you're like a super dumb boomer, you might, you might stumble across it

01:29:12.700 and go like, yeah, fuck, yo, of course I love Israel.

01:29:15.260 I would not love Israel.

01:29:16.160 You don't like him because he's stealing your viewers.

01:29:17.940 The boomers.

01:29:18.980 Yeah.

01:29:19.840 It's like, this guy just won't commit to Israel.

01:29:22.040 And if I can just slide in and take his shit.

01:29:24.200 Can we talk about this thing?

01:29:25.480 Organic disaster.

01:29:27.020 Let me just say something real quick, guys.

01:29:29.520 Wait, I'm going to remove that.

01:29:31.040 The people, the people here, there's 43 people in here watching, which is like, hell yeah.

01:29:35.720 10 or 15 more than last week.

01:29:37.620 Which is more than Mr. Pfister.

01:29:39.340 Yes.

01:29:39.800 Our paywalled audience is bigger than his real audience.

01:29:42.900 It's wild.

01:29:43.480 It's wild to think of.

01:29:44.740 And here we are with Topps thinking it's organic.

01:29:48.080 Just imagine now, though, that next week, they're not going to remember.

01:29:51.940 To unsubscribe.

01:29:53.120 And they probably won't even remember that we do this show again.

01:29:55.080 So they'll just, you know, be paying us in perpetuity.

01:29:58.140 This is fucking amazing.

01:29:59.260 These people are.

01:30:00.020 Thanks.

01:30:00.260 Thanks for showing up.

01:30:01.380 I love you guys.

01:30:02.280 Thank you guys.

01:30:02.800 Yeah.

01:30:03.220 All right.

01:30:03.480 Fuck yeah.

01:30:04.260 I don't think we should be plugging the Patreon in the Patreon segment.

01:30:06.660 It is a little weird.

01:30:09.180 It's preaching to the choir.

01:30:10.480 It's patting their head.

01:30:11.400 Like, thank you.

01:30:12.900 This will go out to the general public, though, afterwards.

01:30:15.300 Oh, that's true.

01:30:16.320 I want to see your black stuff.

01:30:17.660 I want to see what you got.

01:30:18.860 Black stuff?

01:30:19.460 I don't know.

01:30:20.160 We got mailbag, dog.

01:30:21.260 We got a new mailbag.

01:30:21.520 Oh, I do have something black.

01:30:22.820 I have some black shit right here.

01:30:24.100 I'd rather go with black stuff.

01:30:25.060 All right.

01:30:25.400 What do we got?

01:30:25.880 What do we got?

01:30:26.220 Okay.

01:30:27.000 Well, I guess you can play that if you want.

01:30:28.400 Oh, that was Zuby.

01:30:28.920 Oh.

01:30:29.640 Here, let's look at this.

01:30:31.160 So, this is a black-owned toilet paper company.

01:30:33.560 Oh, it's three Zubies.

01:30:35.560 This guy, the guy on the right, is not so black.

01:30:37.640 It's called black guy Zuby.

01:30:38.960 Yeah, he's not really black.

01:30:39.980 I'm just calling any black, like, African-looking dude Zuby.

01:30:43.820 So, black-owned toilet paper company, brand name Leafy, is made from 100% bamboo.

01:30:48.580 I don't even know why I fucking pulled this up.

01:30:50.840 Yeah, what did you put?

01:30:52.260 There's no way that feels good.

01:30:54.060 No.

01:30:54.260 Yeah, that sounds awful.

01:30:55.720 It looks like they already wiped their ass with it, by the way.

01:30:58.500 Do you know how hard bamboo is?

01:31:00.720 Isn't it, like, a fiberglass-like material?

01:31:03.500 Yeah.

01:31:04.660 It's, like, a natural fiberglass.

01:31:06.520 Missed opportunity, though.

01:31:07.640 They should have called the toilet paper Bamboo.

01:31:11.700 That would be a perfect name for it, actually.

01:31:14.080 I know.

01:31:15.880 How did they call it Leafy and not Bamboo?

01:31:18.280 That's crazy.

01:31:19.060 Toad with a banger.

01:31:20.280 That is actually a really good point.

01:31:23.520 I do like how these guys are just, like, how black people are always like,

01:31:27.440 I'm going to do something innovative.

01:31:28.860 I'm going to make something new.

01:31:29.860 And they're, like, toilet paper.

01:31:31.940 Which I'm pretty sure Bamboo Toilet Paper is already a real thing, too.

01:31:35.220 I bet you.

01:31:35.720 Hold on.

01:31:36.160 I'm going to just look up real quick Bamboo.

01:31:36.960 Yeah, but this is for black people.

01:31:38.600 Yeah, but a black person did it.

01:31:40.020 Bamboo Toilet Paper.

01:31:40.640 They're breaking the glass ceiling, dude.

01:31:42.280 Pandas have been using Bamboo for fucking eons.

01:31:45.000 Yeah.

01:31:45.200 Dude, I think black people would probably find, like, stocks of Bamboo.

01:31:47.960 Dude, there's a Bamboo Toilet Paper called it.

01:31:50.240 There's a Bamboo Toilet Paper called it, Who Gives a Crap Bamboo Toilet Paper?

01:31:54.480 Already.

01:31:55.040 I can literally take, like, two seconds.

01:31:56.880 Yeah.

01:31:57.080 Is it racist to wipe my ass with a black product?

01:31:59.700 Because I've been doing that with most black products, like FUBU.

01:32:06.180 I think I'm supposed to do that with this one, right?

01:32:08.540 Dude, I've been fucking, what's it called?

01:32:11.160 Where you put the liquid up your ass?

01:32:15.040 A bidet.

01:32:15.640 Oh, fisting.

01:32:17.060 Oh, yeah, an enema.

01:32:17.960 I've been doing an enema with Ciroc.

01:32:20.020 Hanging out with Misfit.

01:32:21.520 I've been doing an enema with Ciroc when I'm preparing for Mr. Fister to come over.

01:32:26.080 Yeah, Ciroc.

01:32:26.680 It's ran by Eddie.

01:32:28.520 An enema with fucking alcohol is basically just butt chugging.

01:32:32.900 Oh, that's why I have to go to the hospital every time I do it.

01:32:36.540 Because you will die.

01:32:37.420 Dude, oh, Zoomy.

01:32:38.540 Cool.

01:32:39.020 Black women, come on, man.

01:32:40.160 We got to do better.

01:32:41.440 I ain't just finna get on niggas.

01:32:42.780 Hey, y'all got to get some of this shit, too.

01:32:45.060 How y'all porn star got.

01:32:47.040 But I'm talking about Pinky, Cherokee, that shit was rare.

01:32:51.140 I'm glad this has the subtitles on it, the captions.

01:32:53.740 Because I don't know what the fuck this nigga is saying.

01:32:55.840 That's why.

01:32:56.160 Well, he's saying with women, he's not going to just ignore women.

01:33:00.860 He's going to pay attention to them and their bad deeds.

01:33:04.120 And he's pointing out that they're hookers, that there's hoes out there.

01:33:07.380 And he's saying back in the day, it used to be so unique that we'd point to, remember Pinky,

01:33:12.940 that one porn star, Cherokee?

01:33:14.620 Hold on, hold on.

01:33:14.640 Jose, hold on.

01:33:15.420 Before you explain it, Jose, we know you're black.

01:33:17.700 We know you're black.

01:33:18.200 Before you explain it.

01:33:18.860 It's amazing that you got all that.

01:33:19.940 We're going to play the clip again, and then I'll explain the bit.

01:33:28.540 All right, this is about like...

01:33:29.900 Fuck you, nigger.

01:33:30.760 Get off...

01:33:31.580 Dude, Dave Smith, don't talk to Zooby like that.

01:33:34.980 I'm trying to figure out what black people are talking about.

01:33:39.680 That's it.

01:33:39.940 No, you can play it for where it's at.

01:33:41.180 Hold on.

01:33:41.700 Real quick.

01:33:42.420 Does that on his jacket say Jews, but J-O-O-S?

01:33:47.040 I have no idea, dude.

01:33:49.080 Here, look, it says J-O-O, and I'm pretty sure it has an S.

01:33:51.620 I think it says Jews.

01:33:52.540 I don't see any of those letters, dude.

01:33:54.100 I don't know how you can read that shit.

01:33:55.300 No, I'm not seeing any of that.

01:33:56.240 On the right side, on his jacket.

01:33:58.460 That says Jose.

01:33:59.260 That's Jose's brand.

01:34:01.120 All right, because that's a J.

01:34:02.060 We didn't just see them folks every day just getting naked on the internet for free.

01:34:05.860 We had to buy a whole DVD.

01:34:08.320 Ghetto booties gone wild for some shit.

01:34:10.960 Now you just get on Instagram, bitch.

01:34:12.840 Ass.

01:34:13.360 No draw.

01:34:14.260 What?

01:34:14.460 And y'all ain't even getting paid for this shit.

01:34:17.000 You got to give a nigga some respect.

01:34:19.060 Don't tell me all this, oh, it's my body.

01:34:20.980 I can do what I want.

01:34:21.880 It's true.

01:34:22.920 But then don't get mad that you.

01:34:24.980 I like to think of the editor.

01:34:27.120 It's just another, like, literally like a monkey going.

01:34:31.740 I'm down with what he's saying.

01:34:34.640 That's a terrible insult to us because his production quality is better than us.

01:34:38.080 Go ahead, Toto.

01:34:38.500 This is gone.

01:34:39.080 You get the type of judgment that you get for this shit.

01:34:41.960 I ain't no nigga to respect this shit.

01:34:43.480 I don't shit.

01:34:44.040 Toto, are you still talking for real?

01:34:45.500 Yeah.

01:34:47.520 I can buy.

01:34:48.580 Nigga, prostitute pussy is trash.

01:34:51.720 As soon as I go to pay for that pussy, that shit trash.

01:34:54.700 Whole experience trash.

01:34:56.400 I agree.

01:34:56.860 You can't sell me no pussy, baby.

01:34:58.340 I know you selling pussy.

01:34:59.380 I'll buy some for my nigga.

01:35:01.300 Oh, nah, baby.

01:35:01.920 I ain't gonna lie.

01:35:02.660 But you can buy some for my what?

01:35:03.320 Buddy some.

01:35:03.800 And bitch, I'm gonna denigrate your stupid ass.

01:35:06.900 I'm gonna try to make you fuck the dog, man.

01:35:08.740 The nigga that walked the dog, I'm gonna make you fuck the runner.

01:35:10.940 You ain't finna fuck no boss.

01:35:12.320 All right.

01:35:12.720 He's lost me now.

01:35:13.320 I don't know what he's saying now.

01:35:14.980 It's just a jaded.

01:35:15.900 Just clean your car.

01:35:16.860 Yo, that right.

01:35:17.520 That who I want you to fuck.

01:35:19.740 What?

01:35:19.920 Man, you got me fucked up, baby.

01:35:21.920 I look like a nigga that need to pay.

01:35:23.500 Come on, man.

01:35:24.800 And I ain't mad that you get your money, baby.

01:35:26.540 Wait, wait, let me finish.

01:35:27.720 But understand, that shit come with some shit, man.

01:35:31.220 All right, that was a clip.

01:35:33.020 This is a clip from black people.

01:35:35.620 And they put it on.

01:35:36.280 I just wrote hashtag black Twitter.

01:35:38.040 And then I scrolled through and I picked the random shit.

01:35:40.420 I said, put it in the group chat.

01:35:41.580 What the fuck does this mean?

01:35:43.180 I don't know.

01:35:44.080 I can explain it.

01:35:45.100 Okay.

01:35:45.700 Go ahead.

01:35:46.520 Pistol Hero says this every time.

01:35:48.100 Look, I don't idolize whatever the fuck that was, but I can explain it word for word.

01:35:52.240 So what he's saying is.

01:35:53.560 Hold on, Clint.

01:35:53.960 Before you explain that, I just want to go ahead and our new sponsor really quickly.

01:35:57.180 Leafy.

01:35:57.700 Go ahead.

01:35:58.980 All of your Leafy greens.

01:36:00.380 Apparently they're making tea now, but you could also wipe your ass with it.

01:36:03.100 So go ahead, Leafy.

01:36:03.840 Use Tower Gang.

01:36:04.680 Promo code Tower Gang at checkout for fucking 50%.

01:36:07.480 I'm surprised that a black-owned company named Leafy isn't selling marijuana.

01:36:12.280 Are we not surprised about that?

01:36:14.080 Yeah, that is true.

01:36:14.720 Dispensary, yeah.

01:36:16.100 These fuckers.

01:36:17.060 That does sound like a dispensary, yeah.

01:36:18.980 Yeah, that is what I would think.

01:36:19.880 If the URL is Leafy, not bad.

01:36:21.380 Yo, you know I'm here with my white supremacist homeboy, Nick.

01:36:25.020 We back.

01:36:27.040 Oh, that's gay.

01:36:28.720 You know he definitely fucked him after that.

01:36:30.660 So go ahead, Clint.

01:36:31.600 What were you saying?

01:36:32.100 Yeah, Clint.

01:36:32.620 All right.

01:36:33.020 So he's saying, obviously, he's fairly explicit when he says, I'm not interested in paying for

01:36:38.260 pussy.

01:36:38.580 As soon as I have to pay for it, it's no longer.

01:36:40.400 It's trash.

01:36:41.420 So he's saying, I'm not doing that.

01:36:43.000 Then he says, I'm going to denigrate you.

01:36:45.540 I'm going to shame you.

01:36:46.320 I'm going to try and prevent you from continuing on in this lifestyle.

01:36:48.720 And he explains that you are going to fuck the dog walker, which I don't believe that there's

01:36:53.220 dog walkers in the hood, but he's claiming that there are.

01:36:55.160 He's saying, I'm going to make you fuck the guy who washes my car.

01:36:59.440 You ain't fucking somebody like me.

01:37:01.240 I'm the type of guy that does not buy pussy.

01:37:03.580 So that's literally what he says.

01:37:06.220 Okay.

01:37:07.000 That's weird.

01:37:07.680 Did he explain why he doesn't buy pussy?

01:37:09.780 Is it just because he's trash?

01:37:11.820 Because he's not the type of nigga that buys pussy.

01:37:13.940 He's not that type of nigga.

01:37:15.000 How much clearer do I have to make it?

01:37:16.780 He's not that type of nigga.

01:37:18.300 What makes buying pussy make that pussy trash?

01:37:20.500 Is there like a magic barrier with money?

01:37:22.820 It's called the not being that type of nigga.

01:37:24.540 It's blown out.

01:37:25.420 If you are selling your pussy, you're used up.

01:37:28.380 You're blown out.

01:37:29.060 Fuck you.

01:37:29.520 Go away.

01:37:30.200 Generally, I would say something that I pay for, I value more.

01:37:33.820 But whatever.

01:37:34.780 Here's another thing that I pulled up from Black Twitter.

01:37:37.280 Apparently they made the pastry fork.

01:37:39.480 I don't know what this is.

01:37:40.000 They invented something?

01:37:40.660 Nah.

01:37:41.080 A spatula, you mean?

01:37:42.820 One thing.

01:37:43.580 That's not a fork.

01:37:44.440 It's not a fork.

01:37:46.020 A fork has to have tines.

01:37:48.460 It's not a fork.

01:37:50.380 Cole's an engineer, so go ahead and explain this, Cole.

01:37:52.780 I learned about tines in engineer school.

01:37:55.000 Is that not just a spatula?

01:37:56.860 Cole, tell us about fucking forks.

01:37:59.500 I saw you sent this.

01:38:01.940 Maybe I didn't even see it from you.

01:38:03.140 Maybe it was from you.

01:38:04.020 Because I saw it all my time.

01:38:05.800 Did you retweet it?

01:38:07.260 No, Cole, just explain what a fork is.

01:38:09.600 I need to know.

01:38:10.520 Jesus Christ.

01:38:11.040 I think this fork just has to have the tines.

01:38:13.500 It has to have pointy parts.

01:38:16.260 You know what I'm talking about?

01:38:17.080 It's got to be a nerve.

01:38:22.120 Like, goddamn toe, dude.

01:38:24.680 Fall for that crap every goddamn time.

01:38:26.800 Every time.

01:38:28.020 All right.

01:38:28.580 Nigger's made spatula.

01:38:29.600 Let's do mailbag.

01:38:30.780 What is this thing that she made in 1980?

01:38:33.500 It's a spatula.

01:38:34.180 Why are you so blown away by this?

01:38:36.300 It has holes in it, though.

01:38:37.600 No, no.

01:38:38.000 Seriously, I got mad at this when I saw this because I was like, it's not a fork.

01:38:42.120 How is it used for pastries?

01:38:43.500 What the fuck difference does it make?

01:38:45.060 Because it's just...

01:38:45.800 It's just to pick them up when it's hot.

01:38:47.320 That's the only thing.

01:38:47.940 Yeah, but how does that change?

01:38:50.080 How does that, what she just padded, change anything about picking up a pastry?

01:38:53.960 You know what I don't fucking like?

01:38:55.260 I don't like when Scott Horton says, I'm finna testify in court, or I'm finna drink this Dr. Pepper or whatever.

01:39:01.700 It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you, Scott Horton?

01:39:04.440 Finna?

01:39:05.120 Like, when he says that shit, I know it's a Southern thing, but it sounds like a black thing.

01:39:08.640 And he's like...

01:39:09.060 I think it's a black thing.

01:39:09.660 It's not a Zika baby.

01:39:10.780 It's not a Southern bling.

01:39:11.560 I've never heard of a white guy saying that, really.

01:39:13.340 This is different.

01:39:15.600 I'm gonna send this to the private chat.

01:39:16.200 I think Scott Horton's probably an old school wigger like me.

01:39:19.200 I don't think he's a wigger.

01:39:20.280 I think he's a Zika baby.

01:39:20.320 There's a Wikipedia article about the pastry fork, and it doesn't look like that.

01:39:24.580 Oh, it doesn't look like that.

01:39:26.060 What you say is a Zika baby?

01:39:28.880 Maybe.

01:39:30.380 See, this makes more sense, actually.

01:39:33.200 What the fuck?

01:39:34.940 So out of left field.

01:39:36.420 It actually makes more sense, by the way.

01:39:38.280 Oh, tines, baby.

01:39:38.940 It has the tines, but it makes sense it's a pastry fork, because one of the tines is thicker.

01:39:45.060 So you can actually slice down on a pastry.

01:39:46.800 That's how forks ought to be made.

01:39:49.620 I actually...

01:39:50.180 It's actually retarded that they're not all made that way.

01:39:53.840 Yeah, that's kind of smart.

01:39:55.900 It should even be almost like a butter knife point, too.

01:39:58.500 The article credits that blackly.

01:40:02.700 Hold on.

01:40:03.600 But then you'd have to have a right-handed and a left-handed one.

01:40:06.340 That's a sport.

01:40:06.940 It's right-handed and Mangan.

01:40:08.800 Oh, it says right-handed.

01:40:10.000 Pastry fork.

01:40:10.560 Can you look up Anna M. Mangan and make sure that if that was actually a real...

01:40:14.220 It was a black one, because it says...

01:40:17.160 Honestly, I'm so strong, I don't even need that extra ridge, because with a fork, I can

01:40:20.900 still cut a steak.

01:40:21.720 It doesn't matter.

01:40:22.060 Okay, so she made that one, and it says that that was for mixing...

01:40:27.940 It was for actually mixing the, uh...

01:40:31.940 It's like, bitch, you made a spatula.

01:40:33.300 Calm down.

01:40:33.820 I don't believe that.

01:40:34.540 Hold on.

01:40:35.080 I have better content.

01:40:36.620 Hold on real quick.

01:40:37.320 We're going to just watch this, and we'll move on to more content.

01:40:39.920 Okay.

01:40:40.200 Hey, niggas!

01:40:44.000 All right.

01:40:44.640 She seems cool.

01:40:46.140 Yeah.

01:40:46.380 She says more.

01:40:47.260 She's on the drug called happiness in life.

01:40:53.400 Fuck you, niggas!

01:40:56.220 All right!

01:40:57.300 I hate niggas!

01:41:00.160 I would kill a niggas, but the law says I can't kill the niggas!

01:41:06.720 If the law didn't say that I couldn't kill the niggas, they'd all be dead!

01:41:11.200 Damn!

01:41:11.640 Oh, my God!

01:41:13.200 Where's my law to stay, remember?

01:41:14.780 Niggas!

01:41:17.300 Niggas!

01:41:18.340 Niggas!

01:41:19.300 Niggas!

01:41:20.040 To do that right next to your own license plate?

01:41:23.040 Black don't crack.

01:41:24.500 So savage.

01:41:25.380 By the way, I feel like that lady is literally as if, like, Top went to bed and his spirit

01:41:31.220 escaped his body and just landed in some white bitch.

01:41:33.960 Like, that's really what happened.

01:41:34.940 I tell you what, that's Top Shelf Pussy.

01:41:36.740 Dude, I don't know how we're going to air this on YouTube at all.

01:41:40.160 What's crazy is that, like...

01:41:42.740 We'll try.

01:41:43.300 This is, like, where everything's headed because they're doing such a racial divide in this

01:41:47.820 country that we're going to be, like, this is just, like, the tipping point.

01:41:51.400 And she just fell over the tip already where there's going to be a bunch of these white

01:41:54.400 women just finally have a breaking point.

01:41:56.640 She's a trendsetter.

01:41:57.640 Aren't you exhausted with these people?

01:41:59.780 I get it.

01:42:01.100 Yeah.

01:42:01.380 See, that's what I'm saying.

01:42:03.040 This is Top Spirit.

01:42:03.740 Did you guys see the fucking Michelle Obama podcast?

01:42:06.960 Did you watch that?

01:42:07.700 I heard about it.

01:42:08.820 It was in the topic sheet.

01:42:10.640 I love how her brother looks like her without a wig on.

01:42:15.480 And he looks like...

01:42:16.840 I mean, they're just clones.

01:42:18.500 They're just unfuckable clones.

01:42:20.100 It's disgusting.

01:42:21.140 They might be twins.

01:42:22.580 I mean, they're both so disgusting to look at.

01:42:26.420 And I mean this in a non-racist way, if I can.

01:42:29.720 I mean, just unbelievably unfuckable.

01:42:33.680 Don't they also?

01:42:35.060 Oh, yeah.

01:42:35.580 Go ahead.

01:42:36.000 I mean, look at that.

01:42:37.080 Which one is Michelle Obama?

01:42:38.840 Hey, TikTok.

01:42:39.960 It's Michelle Obama.

01:42:41.740 You remember when people tried to describe her as, like, majestic and sexy and shit?

01:42:45.300 Oh, yeah.

01:42:45.780 His name's Craig Robertson.

01:42:46.880 That's right.

01:42:47.680 Her brother looks exactly like her.

01:42:49.500 I mean, they're related, so they're both...

01:42:53.280 You started talking about this at the outset, why we're doing this show.

01:42:56.420 She's a faggot.

01:42:56.860 So the brother's gay and she's gay the other way.

01:42:59.440 Post-White House and writing the books and doing book tours.

01:43:02.500 She's a man who fucks men.

01:43:03.240 You know, we just...

01:43:04.400 You know, speaking at leadership conferences, things you do as a coach.

01:43:09.060 So they both are.

01:43:09.760 You realize that what we have, even in our lack of resources, you know, in our household growing up,

01:43:20.920 we had people who would share their opinions.

01:43:25.220 Fuck this sucks.

01:43:25.800 Give us a...

01:43:26.560 This is a garbage dog.

01:43:28.760 Take this shit off my screen.

01:43:30.020 Hold on a second.

01:43:30.560 I have something else to pull up.

01:43:31.820 I want to give a shout out to...

01:43:33.720 This person's a girl.

01:43:34.780 The dead can't dance.

01:43:36.020 But they said, I can't remember a time I laughed so hard for so long.

01:43:39.420 Literally having...

01:43:40.800 Have to get Patreon now.

01:43:42.020 Totally worth it.

01:43:42.780 If we're not laughing, what are we doing?

01:43:45.140 Hell yeah.

01:43:45.820 And this is a fucking tower game.

01:43:47.620 You speak Spanish, too.

01:43:48.400 All right.

01:43:48.960 All right.

01:43:49.160 This is unbelievable.

01:43:52.520 I got to point this out here.

01:43:55.140 Share my screen.

01:43:57.720 We'll share it.

01:43:58.240 We'll share it.

01:43:58.660 Hold on.

01:43:59.160 We'll share it, baby boy.

01:43:59.740 We'll share it, baby boy.

01:44:00.760 Oh, whoa.

01:44:02.100 Okay.

01:44:02.420 Got it.

01:44:03.160 All right.

01:44:03.580 Look at that.

01:44:04.500 8,500 views.

01:44:07.080 My show with Tom Malongo has like 3,300 right now.

01:44:11.440 Like, Michelle Obama.

01:44:13.700 Tom Malongo.

01:44:14.540 I was trying to remember that guy's name earlier today, and I stroked out, and I couldn't remember

01:44:18.100 it.

01:44:18.380 Fuck.

01:44:18.500 Tom Malongo.

01:44:19.680 It's so crazy.

01:44:20.400 I've had better podcasts.

01:44:22.380 Like, multiple better podcasts than this.

01:44:24.840 I mean, 17 hours, though?

01:44:26.760 Yeah.

01:44:27.220 17 hours.

01:44:27.980 I've done 10,000.

01:44:29.260 I've done 10,000.

01:44:30.340 Oh, no.

01:44:30.880 I meant Jose.

01:44:31.640 The Dave Smith, the Dave Smith Palestine one, maybe, but I don't think it hit that in

01:44:37.180 a day.

01:44:37.400 Dude, it's just, it actually was something that I was listening to Dave's show today, and

01:44:41.580 it was, he was talking about, because this, I know, I know.

01:44:44.800 Sorry.

01:44:45.340 I had to listen.

01:44:46.040 I was, like, Rourke was crazy.

01:44:47.420 He had to turn something on.

01:44:48.900 And so, what else than a Jew?

01:44:51.500 But he was talking about this one, and then Gavin Newsom's podcast as well.

01:44:56.380 And it's just so funny watching, like, these people that were like, oh, we have to now

01:45:01.280 go to the podcast scene, and then nobody watches it, and they're like, oh, Jesus Christ.

01:45:05.900 This is...

01:45:06.140 Dude, is this real?

01:45:07.660 Or is it a...

01:45:07.960 No, I found out.

01:45:08.760 This is a girl with a fucking...

01:45:10.540 So, there's a girl here.

01:45:11.480 A Downs filter or something?

01:45:12.420 It's a Downs filter.

01:45:13.580 They use a Downs filter.

01:45:14.280 Oh, I was going to say, it's like the hottest reshot of this.

01:45:16.900 There's multiple.

01:45:17.440 Oh, my God.

01:45:18.260 There's multiple that do this.

01:45:19.760 There's one called Digital Exclusive, in my opinion, Plain Etiquette is the name of the

01:45:24.780 title.

01:45:25.400 It's five days ago, 17,000 views.

01:45:27.020 I mean, this lady is...

01:45:29.420 It's just...

01:45:29.980 It's amazing when you take away the veneer that comes along with the White House and

01:45:35.420 politics and fame and all that, and you're just like, can you make it on your own?

01:45:38.980 It's like Don Lemon.

01:45:39.780 It's like, nope.

01:45:41.720 Tucker Carlson?

01:45:42.900 Fuck yeah.

01:45:43.700 Yeah.

01:45:44.320 My daughter actually asked me today.

01:45:46.180 She was like...

01:45:46.640 She watches streamers, and she watches like...

01:45:48.900 She's saying shit like Skibbity, and she's like sick.

01:45:52.360 Oh, my God.

01:45:52.880 I've got to stop yet.

01:45:53.900 But she asked me, she said, who's Obama?

01:45:57.220 And I'm like, why do you say that for?

01:45:58.820 And she's like, somebody keeps saying like, thanks, Obama.

01:46:01.600 Oh.

01:46:01.820 No, no.

01:46:02.220 Like YouTube is saying, thanks, Obama.

01:46:04.440 And I was like, Obama was the 44th president or whatever, and I was like, and he was actually

01:46:08.540 gay.

01:46:08.900 And she's like, what's gay mean?

01:46:10.020 And I was like, gay means he sucked dick.

01:46:12.080 He sucked dick.

01:46:12.740 He killed his chef.

01:46:14.500 Did you know that?

01:46:15.500 Six-year-old daughter?

01:46:16.420 Did you tell her that Uncle Clint did a show with the guy who sucked Obama's dick?

01:46:19.940 He feels like, I know a guy that knows a guy who sucked his dick.

01:46:25.100 Tim Waltz has been...

01:46:25.900 And well, this notion of time, I think I can kick most of their ass.

01:46:29.000 I do think that.

01:46:29.940 I know I cannot run them, but I don't know if we're going to fall into that place where

01:46:34.160 we want to...

01:46:34.740 Okay, we challenge you to do a WWE fight here type of thing.

01:46:39.660 It's so sad.

01:46:40.360 Gavin Newsom has a podcast?

01:46:41.740 Yeah, he has a podcast, and he interviewed Tim Waltz.

01:46:44.020 It's like, even on a podcast, though, you can't be a real person.

01:46:48.780 Like, you're just being recorded.

01:46:50.680 Like, just be a human being for once in your fucking life.

01:46:53.280 They don't have a real bone in their fucking bodies.

01:46:55.360 They're not real people.

01:46:57.280 It's crazy.

01:46:57.680 Gavin is beautiful to see.

01:46:58.580 He's definitely a lizard person.

01:46:59.200 I think even in private, he still watches what he says.

01:47:02.820 Like, that's how fucking crazy he is.

01:47:04.000 I think Gavin Newsom, in private, he does like the Parks and Rec politician, where he's

01:47:08.360 just like, this.

01:47:10.420 Oh, yeah, he just...

01:47:11.180 I think when he gets into his bedroom at night by himself, he probably screams racial slurs,

01:47:16.900 but the rest of the time, he's on his best bed.

01:47:18.480 I don't think he sleeps in a bed.

01:47:22.000 I think there is a Gavin Newsom...

01:47:23.120 Oh, coffin.

01:47:23.680 It's a coffin.

01:47:24.580 No, not even...

01:47:25.320 It's like a Gavin Newsom-shaped hole in the wall, and then he goes to just stand there.

01:47:29.140 He just recharges his head.

01:47:31.900 And he just comes back out.

01:47:33.660 He's like, it's been two and a half hours.

01:47:35.520 I am recharged.

01:47:36.340 Must go destroy California further.

01:47:39.320 All right, guys, listen.

01:47:40.160 We're getting to the end of the show.

01:47:41.580 I wanted to know what you guys think about this shit right here with this guy, because

01:47:46.720 I feel like this guy, he embodies the spirit of...

01:47:50.720 What happened to this?

01:47:51.520 I feel like he's living Mr. Fister life, you know?

01:47:55.200 Yeah.

01:47:56.220 Yeah, so it's a director arrested after spending a $70 million budget for a failed Netflix show,

01:48:03.120 which is all of them.

01:48:04.160 By the way, $70 million for a show is not that much, actually.

01:48:08.640 How much is that fucking Meghan Markle cooking show?

01:48:12.440 No, I mean, if it was like a fucking documentary, that's a good budget.

01:48:16.080 Yeah, so he spent it on crypto, on sports cars, and divorce fees.

01:48:21.720 It'll get you.

01:48:23.680 I like this guy.

01:48:24.720 God, that's amazing.

01:48:25.460 Dude, that guy has done copious amounts of cocaine.

01:48:30.340 Cocaine, just whatever he wants.

01:48:33.300 It might be, they say on crypto, sports cars, and divorce fees, it might be just all cocaine.

01:48:38.940 I think it's crypto, sports cars, cocaine, and divorce fees.

01:48:45.020 He is the type of nigga to buy pussy.

01:48:48.180 Yes.

01:48:48.400 Probably, yes.

01:48:49.860 Is it better when you buy it?

01:48:52.080 No.

01:48:53.560 Let's ask our resident pussy buyer.

01:48:55.780 Well, because I don't think that the pussy that Blakely are buying is the same pussy that we're buying.

01:48:59.480 He buys pussy.

01:49:00.060 Guys, we didn't talk about this either.

01:49:02.160 They called him a fucking, what do they call him, floaty hand or something like that?

01:49:06.120 Where he paid for some stripper to come out.

01:49:08.600 Oh, the whore.

01:49:09.600 Oh, yeah, he sent that bitch up.

01:49:11.520 That's how much bad shit was happening in this guy's life that I couldn't even keep track.

01:49:15.840 Yeah.

01:49:16.240 He bought a hooker that left and then publicly dragged him on TikTok.

01:49:22.960 It was like a sugar daddy bitch.

01:49:25.080 He flew her down.

01:49:26.280 It was a sugar daddy bitch that had multiple daddies and stuff.

01:49:29.200 I guess he was one of them.

01:49:30.040 Right.

01:49:30.180 He refused to fuck him.

01:49:31.420 Yeah.

01:49:31.560 I want to hear the fucking 2012 talking points these guys are talking about right now.

01:49:36.100 Exactly.

01:49:37.060 And, you know, she doesn't want to come right out and be like, I'm sorry I was wrong.

01:49:42.160 I condemn him, so okay, fine.

01:49:44.740 But, you know, if I was to see a single tweet from Donald Trump.

01:49:47.400 Imagine being that actual fan right there.

01:49:49.580 The one fan in the chat.

01:49:51.880 Flag this shit.

01:49:53.220 Right?

01:49:53.620 If I saw a tweet from Donald Trump that said something like, Andrew Tate's a bad guy.

01:49:58.160 Right?

01:49:58.540 I would be like, okay, I'm moving on to new content now.

01:50:02.380 Because I think that type of thing.

01:50:03.580 No, you would not.

01:50:04.680 Hold on.

01:50:05.200 Pause it.

01:50:05.540 Wait, so he just admitted that his protestations against the Tate brothers is content.

01:50:10.620 I just want to be very clear.

01:50:11.640 It is content.

01:50:12.600 He is his content.

01:50:13.940 But his goal is for Trump to say it.

01:50:17.360 Yeah.

01:50:17.700 He wants daddy Trump to say it.

01:50:18.860 Let me come on.

01:50:19.340 He wants to get Trump to say Tate.

01:50:21.420 It's insane.

01:50:22.400 Insane behavior.

01:50:23.420 He's a content whore and he fills my content hole so good.

01:50:27.000 Got it.

01:50:28.700 I love this guy.

01:50:29.740 Wouldn't that make you the content whore, though?

01:50:31.360 Because I got the best two in the house.

01:50:32.500 No, it makes me the content slut.

01:50:33.760 Wait, he just says he has moderators.

01:50:35.840 He does?

01:50:36.320 He's a content John.

01:50:37.620 How does this guy have moderators?

01:50:38.840 Oh, yeah.

01:50:40.200 They are literally being happy about his 27 viewers, one of which is us.

01:50:44.620 I see one of the names here.

01:50:45.600 Some of his viewers might be the moderators.

01:50:47.620 I don't know.

01:50:48.040 No, it was 24 when we got in here.

01:50:49.500 That meant there was 23 people and he says he's got multiple moderators.

01:50:53.080 So he's got 21 actual viewers.

01:50:55.740 RayRay925.

01:50:56.880 The person that sent me the death threat was RayRayTexas.

01:51:01.380 RayRayTexas.

01:51:02.600 Tower Gang fan.

01:51:03.740 I wish I could see the message.

01:51:05.540 That clip was in the topics as well.

01:51:09.400 He's like, this is Tower Gang.

01:51:11.300 It was all people.

01:51:12.160 We have no idea who the fuck they are.

01:51:14.460 Can you imagine having 300,000 followers on Twitter and subjecting yourself to this?

01:51:18.960 Yeah, I know.

01:51:19.700 It's like only 33 of those people followed you.

01:51:22.120 It's statistically impossible.

01:51:23.780 Yes.

01:51:24.240 That's what I'm saying.

01:51:25.260 Come on, Tower Gang.

01:51:26.060 You guys who got swatted.

01:51:27.320 Okay.

01:51:27.720 That's still our audience boosting him.

01:51:30.540 That dude does 20 viewers solid.

01:51:32.500 Yeah.

01:51:33.460 Wild.

01:51:34.780 Regularly.

01:51:35.140 I love it.

01:51:35.540 He does this multiple times a week.

01:51:37.500 I don't think he does a five-day week.

01:51:40.340 He might.

01:51:40.980 It's at least three.

01:51:42.520 When I was looking through it, it was probably two to three times a week at least, if not more.

01:51:45.560 I always look at the Who Are These podcast guys, and I'm like, what a bunch of fucking faggots, even though I've been on this show.

01:51:52.860 And then I'm like, are we becoming?

01:51:54.220 One of them has been on this show.

01:51:55.660 Yeah.

01:51:55.980 Are we becoming these guys?

01:51:57.280 Are we reviewing political podcasts?

01:52:00.540 Top, you're the one that's fucking doing it to us.

01:52:02.460 I am trying not to go down that path.

01:52:05.360 Clint, you are misguided.

01:52:08.820 This is the way to go.

01:52:10.100 This is content.

01:52:12.340 The thing is, we never reviewed his podcast.

01:52:14.980 We never listened to anything more than 30 seconds.

01:52:18.760 We just dragged him mercilessly for an hour.

01:52:21.060 Yeah, because he kind of went to play.

01:52:24.260 Honestly, we didn't even drag him.

01:52:25.700 All I did was lay out what happened to him over the past week, and that was a dragging.

01:52:29.980 Just that.

01:52:30.700 Just saying what happened.

01:52:31.440 Just his life.

01:52:32.220 Yeah.

01:52:33.080 God, he's Toad.

01:52:34.720 Yeah.

01:52:35.420 He would be our Toad.

01:52:36.440 If he was on the show, he would be Toad, basically.

01:52:38.320 He could replace Toad right now.

01:52:39.220 Honestly, let's replace Toad.

01:52:40.260 Let's replace Toad with him.

01:52:41.560 We're offering you a position.

01:52:42.640 Wait, wait, he's ending.

01:52:43.680 He's ending.

01:52:43.960 Two most beautiful, wonderful moderators in the world.

01:52:47.980 Message him and say, join Tower Gang.

01:52:50.020 He already blocked me.

01:52:50.920 And Brennan Farish, Sean's wife.

01:52:53.920 Sean's wife?

01:52:55.200 We got Stassi's for real.

01:52:56.020 Oh, that's pathetic.

01:52:57.380 That's Jaina.

01:52:57.700 She's asleep.

01:52:58.580 That one chick who's in the chat who's like the most like.

01:53:01.460 That's what I just said.

01:53:02.480 His wife.

01:53:03.180 Is it Sean Farage?

01:53:04.400 I'm trying to understand.

01:53:05.280 Yeah, that's pathetic.

01:53:06.140 Yeah, that is pathetic.

01:53:07.260 That's weird.

01:53:07.780 Wait, so his wife is moderating?

01:53:09.420 His wife is one of his, his guest, his guest that he does a weekly breakdown with?

01:53:15.440 Yeah.

01:53:15.800 His, his wife is the one moderating.

01:53:18.500 Dude, his, homeboy's wife is actually really hot.

01:53:21.320 They did a video after they got, they got swatted and I was like, she's fucking hot.

01:53:25.680 I don't think they got swatted.

01:53:26.740 It's so weird.

01:53:27.820 I don't think so either.

01:53:28.640 I don't believe it at all.

01:53:29.780 Okay.

01:53:30.100 Yeah.

01:53:30.520 Nobody gives a fuck about this guy.

01:53:31.740 I'm open to that.

01:53:31.900 I just laid out how fake his metrics is and Chase got as well.

01:53:34.980 We all know how fake his bullshit was.

01:53:36.860 I mean, these are all like artificial people.

01:53:39.420 Chase got swatted.

01:53:40.340 Yeah.

01:53:40.500 Okay.

01:53:41.080 Oh, sure.

01:53:42.560 Some Info Wars, Info Wars reporter got killed.

01:53:45.080 You're right.

01:53:45.680 Okay.

01:53:45.920 Now that's real.

01:53:47.420 Yeah.

01:53:47.860 You know that, you know that deaf Republican bitch that does the analytics shit that's

01:53:51.500 popping on X right now?

01:53:53.120 She does.

01:53:55.020 Her name's like fucking data Republican or some shit.

01:53:57.400 She's just deaf broad.

01:53:58.380 Anyways.

01:53:58.760 I don't know that bitch.

01:53:59.580 Let me ask you a clue.

01:54:00.740 Who's the, who's the bitch with, uh, with Elijah right now?

01:54:04.040 Fuckabama, I got the daddy.

01:54:05.700 I got the daddy.

01:54:06.800 Sorry, what's up?

01:54:07.820 Who's the girl with Elijah right now?

01:54:09.360 She just popped out of nowhere.

01:54:10.420 She's got a hundred thousand followers.

01:54:12.480 I don't, I don't know who's with Elijah right now.

01:54:13.740 Exactly.

01:54:14.440 That's what I'm saying.

01:54:15.020 And I love fed shit all over the place.

01:54:16.940 All right.

01:54:17.180 Anyways, continue.

01:54:17.700 I don't know if that follows.

01:54:18.640 Anyways, let me just make this point.

01:54:19.840 So I thought it was really funny because this data Republican autistic deaf bitch who's like

01:54:23.660 blowing up right now because she just does these threads where she does deep

01:54:26.580 dives on analytics and shit.

01:54:27.780 But she does this, this thread on the swatting and she's like, so here's all of the similarities

01:54:33.060 between their tweets and why they're being attacked.

01:54:34.780 And these people are anti-Ukraine, but they're also pro-Israel.

01:54:37.020 Do you know that death bitch, the libertarian death bitch that she said she was dying recently,

01:54:39.880 but then she just keeps tweeting normally?

01:54:42.140 Nobody knows her.

01:54:43.080 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

01:54:43.740 I don't understand what Clint was saying though, but yeah, go ahead.

01:54:46.800 Sorry.

01:54:47.060 I'm sorry.

01:54:47.500 All right.

01:54:47.740 So she does this thread breaking down all of the doxing similarities or the swatting

01:54:51.660 similarities.

01:54:52.820 And, and at the end of it, she says, and also they're very, uh, you know, high prominence

01:54:57.020 and she lists all of the people that have been, uh, hit and she goes chase geyser at,

01:55:02.100 well, you know, second from the top at 330,000 followers.

01:55:05.180 And I was like, yeah, but really, no, it's like, I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:55:10.680 We're not doing that.

01:55:11.980 Uh, and I was like, wait, so you're this autistic bitch that does these deep dives on data and

01:55:15.220 you didn't figure out that his shit is botted to the fucking moon.

01:55:17.200 Come on.

01:55:17.860 Yeah.

01:55:18.940 Like, come on.

01:55:19.300 What was botted to the moon?

01:55:20.120 Is it still botted to the moon?

01:55:21.380 Is he still like doing like, well, I'm sure, I'm sure he's got organic followers at this

01:55:24.640 point, but now, yeah.

01:55:25.680 Yeah.

01:55:25.940 To some extent, but not that extent.

01:55:28.020 He's probably, he's probably got 80 to a hundred thousand that are rare.

01:55:31.460 I saw a video.

01:55:32.740 What is his like, what is his, because I wonder what his posts do.

01:55:35.240 Like compared to yours, Clint, like what, like his numbers, like, because I know you're,

01:55:38.020 you're consistently like, if you don't have, if you're a post that doesn't hit a thousand.

01:55:41.760 Oh, I'd like hardly ever have that.

01:55:43.700 But yeah, he's got, he's got access to Alex Jones account and the info boards account.

01:55:47.940 So I think he just immediately retweets his shit.

01:55:50.840 So he just pops.

01:55:51.920 He pops.

01:55:52.540 That's crazy.

01:55:53.680 All right.

01:55:54.200 He like, he like, he like runs those accounts.

01:55:56.240 So, you know, God bless.

01:55:57.340 He got, I got the Alex Jones follow probably because of him.

01:55:59.680 So that's dope.

01:56:00.360 Yeah.

01:56:01.000 So here, wait, I just want to show you guys this before we go.

01:56:03.740 So let's share this tab.

01:56:05.520 Yeah.

01:56:05.680 Fuck mailbag.

01:56:06.340 Okay.

01:56:06.760 Oh, fuck the mailbag.

01:56:08.120 We'll, we'll do that next week or something.

01:56:09.480 But so this girl here got caught botting.

01:56:12.100 Dude, we should do what she does.

01:56:13.360 Very funny.

01:56:14.200 Yeah.

01:56:15.000 Oh, so here she goes.

01:56:16.520 She's putting her interval and she doesn't realize that she's put it in and she's actually

01:56:20.160 screen shared it.

01:56:21.300 Very funny.

01:56:21.600 What does, what does, what does she do?

01:56:23.820 How, how, how many times?

01:56:25.600 Like what's the, the time in between each message they send?

01:56:29.720 Yeah.

01:56:29.880 Yeah.

01:56:30.000 Yeah.

01:56:30.160 Yeah.

01:56:30.240 So she's talking to nobody.

01:56:31.200 She's just streaming to nobody, but the perception is reality.

01:56:33.820 Right.

01:56:34.100 Because like I said before, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

01:56:36.760 This is the internet, Clint.

01:56:38.180 Just do whatever you want.

01:56:39.780 I love, I love how you just constantly lecture me.

01:56:42.140 Yeah.

01:56:42.260 Because you're like, you're always like my reputation.

01:56:44.180 Oh my God.

01:56:44.540 The people, there's no people.

01:56:45.980 There's nobody.

01:56:46.520 Baby boy.

01:56:47.280 There's 43 people paying us and none of them really even exist.

01:56:51.180 Yeah.

01:56:51.440 They're all just, they're all just top paying off.

01:56:54.020 Here's when she notices.

01:56:56.180 This is when it's very funny.

01:56:57.180 She notices that she's screen sharing her bot share.

01:57:00.500 Watch, watch her face.

01:57:01.400 It happens.

01:57:02.300 Hi chief.

01:57:03.280 Hello.

01:57:04.100 Watch this.

01:57:04.460 Watch this.

01:57:05.400 Fuck.

01:57:07.640 She noticed.

01:57:08.840 Now she's trying to get out.

01:57:09.440 No one's watching.

01:57:10.200 So who cares?

01:57:10.480 She's like, oh shit.

01:57:12.160 Oh, Australian green tree fog.

01:57:16.240 God love woman.

01:57:17.480 Women have no idea how to stream.

01:57:19.220 Okay.

01:57:19.640 I will, I will be right back guys.

01:57:22.360 I'll be right back.

01:57:23.540 I will.

01:57:24.420 Who's, no one's watching.

01:57:25.880 Also, why is there a tiny door behind you?

01:57:28.120 What are you crawling out of that door?

01:57:29.460 What the fuck is that?

01:57:29.720 Yeah, that is weird.

01:57:31.540 I've hooked up with girls in rooms like this.

01:57:33.500 Always a weird feeling.

01:57:34.620 It feels like you're fucking a toddler.

01:57:37.720 Does it feel good, Clint?

01:57:38.620 Enjoy it because I am, I am the hardest.

01:57:41.900 Damn it.

01:57:42.300 So fucking on it.

01:57:43.360 No, I'm just saying like when they had these like these colorful rooms that are like pink

01:57:46.940 and purple and shit.

01:57:47.820 Because to me, I was like, this looks to me like those basically warehouses that they

01:57:54.820 put all those bitches in to do cam.

01:57:57.560 Yeah.

01:57:58.020 Oh yeah, the cam girls.

01:57:59.220 And it's basically, it's just like a million of the same things.

01:58:02.600 He's still running.

01:58:03.300 He's still running his program, that fucking liar.

01:58:06.000 She's one of them.

01:58:06.580 Because like, I was about to say, I was like, I think Ashton's in like the next room.

01:58:09.320 Like she's doing the same thing.

01:58:11.540 Imagine the smell.

01:58:12.360 Here we go.

01:58:13.660 I needed to do a little, my OBS was asking me to.

01:58:19.640 Stupid bitch.

01:58:20.900 Whoopsies.

01:58:21.780 I fucking hate her, dude.

01:58:22.800 That's so sad.

01:58:23.840 I don't even know if you know why we watch all of them.

01:58:25.480 Because, you know what's funny?

01:58:27.640 Because Top is right about this.

01:58:28.880 You can do whatever you want.

01:58:29.860 She definitely, 100%, gained followers because of this.

01:58:33.300 Oh yeah.

01:58:34.020 Probably.

01:58:34.500 It's a...

01:58:35.160 Honestly, what we ought to do, what we ought to do, if you want to fucking grow the show,

01:58:39.160 what we ought to do is create...

01:58:40.680 Hold on.

01:58:41.160 Before you finish that, Clint, you're a millionaire.

01:58:43.440 Go ahead.

01:58:44.060 Do it for us.

01:58:46.200 I'm not going to buy us.

01:58:47.480 I'm not going to buy us into success.

01:58:49.180 We have to fucking earn it.

01:58:50.200 But if you want to lie our way to success, though, I'll tell you how you do it.

01:58:56.100 We have to create fake controversy and then boost it and have it shared under the pretense

01:59:03.300 of, oh my God, look at this guy.

01:59:05.500 This guy had a stroke midstream.

01:59:08.740 Imagine if that guy shared this stream to his Twitter.

01:59:13.060 It would be insane.

01:59:14.680 It would really boost it.

01:59:15.460 Wait, are you talking about me?

01:59:16.880 No, the other 200,000 follower guy.

01:59:18.880 Oh, you mean Chase Geyser?

01:59:21.520 Yeah, you know, Chase Geyser.

01:59:22.620 Yeah, yeah.

01:59:24.060 By the way, I like Chase a lot.

01:59:25.520 I'm just talking shit.

01:59:26.100 Oh, we all love like...

01:59:26.980 He did buy his account.

01:59:28.000 That's a fact.

01:59:28.620 And I'm pretty sure he said it on Tower Gang.

01:59:30.360 Yeah, he did.

01:59:31.040 He said it.

01:59:31.440 He said it.

01:59:31.740 He was like, why aren't you doing it?

01:59:33.820 Yeah.

01:59:34.400 He was like, it's the easiest way to get to the top.

01:59:35.820 Because he's kind of right.

01:59:37.260 Because at the time, I was at like 80 and he was at like 10 and then he was just 150.

01:59:41.540 Didn't he have like a Steve Bannon interview to do like 100 views or something crazy?

01:59:46.500 Yes, it's crazy.

01:59:47.200 Yeah.

01:59:47.940 He paid like two grand to get all his followers and now he probably makes like at least, I

01:59:53.120 don't know, 80.

01:59:54.140 It was the smartest money he ever spent.

01:59:56.220 Yeah.

01:59:56.760 Smart.

01:59:57.680 It bought him a fucking gig on InfoWars for fuck's sake.

02:00:01.500 Guys, guys, we're at the two hour mark and I realize now at the end of this episode that

02:00:06.360 we could have done this entire episode without Toad.

02:00:09.460 Literally, he didn't contribute.

02:00:11.460 Toad, Toad, this is a sincere bit of advice.

02:00:14.420 You need to get your fucking levels fixed.

02:00:16.980 No, no, no.

02:00:17.420 He's perfect.

02:00:18.320 He's perfect.

02:00:19.140 I don't agree.

02:00:20.480 I thought you were talking about his body levels.

02:00:22.560 Are you fucking with me?

02:00:22.660 I legit thought you were like, your hormones are fucked up.

02:00:25.860 We step on you because your levels are low.

02:00:27.920 Your body looks like shit.

02:00:28.820 Your normal levels.

02:00:29.100 If you get your levels fixed and you get your body fixed, you'll fucking be right as rain.

02:00:32.720 Cry me a river about that.

02:00:34.600 Cry me.

02:00:35.500 Until then?

02:00:36.560 Until then, it's Mr. Pfister from now on.

02:00:38.900 That's who's going to be in your seat.

02:00:40.100 So you got to get.

02:00:41.420 This is so fucking rough.

02:00:43.640 You got to get in shape and you got to get your fucking mic levels fixed and then you're

02:00:46.720 welcome back on the team.

02:00:47.600 He's so, he's so.

02:00:48.560 I don't even know if you're being serious or not.

02:00:50.580 No, we're.

02:00:51.120 Toad, Toad, you did the perfect job today.

02:00:53.240 I felt like what you did was just like fucking did your thing and you created this background

02:00:58.500 noise and it was, it was wonderful and like, but I'm just saying like, it wasn't necessary.

02:01:03.060 You know how you do like whenever you're like just cleaning your house, you're like,

02:01:05.580 I'm going to turn on the show or something.

02:01:07.000 Just a background noise.

02:01:08.700 Toad is the podcast, like, like live podcast.

02:01:13.100 Dog, I turn Toad on when I fuck.

02:01:14.700 I might go right now.

02:01:15.940 If it's not too late.

02:01:16.860 It's 8, 11, 20.

02:01:17.580 I might try to fuck now.

02:01:18.520 I might turn on some better off dead.

02:01:20.540 After a blow job.

02:01:22.300 Hey, listen, man.

02:01:23.180 The refractory period is about two hours.

02:01:25.140 We're good.

02:01:25.780 We're good to go.

02:01:27.180 Even at your age, the refractory period is still two hours.

02:01:30.180 That's pretty wild.

02:01:30.800 No, the refractory period is probably like 30 minutes.

02:01:33.020 I could have gone before, but I've been talking to you faggots.

02:01:35.520 So now I'm ready.

02:01:36.020 How many times do you fucking fuck your wife per week?

02:01:38.380 Almost never.

02:01:39.640 Okay, okay, okay, okay.

02:01:40.660 I just wanted to make sure.

02:01:43.600 This is the reality of marriage.

02:01:45.060 He's like, my refractory period is like 20.4 minutes, but I only fuck once a year.

02:01:50.420 My wife sucks my dick three times a day.

02:01:53.080 My refractory period is 30 minutes.

02:01:54.760 Hers is like two weeks.

02:01:56.100 I don't get it.

02:01:57.900 I think, I mean, I could get hard and fuck again in probably 30 to 60 minutes, I would guess,

02:02:03.160 but I would never want to.

02:02:05.820 Unless it's with a brand new chick, then you're just like, yeah, let's do it three times.

02:02:09.840 Like when I was like 19, 20, and it was just like, get done fucking, and then like roll

02:02:15.300 over, and literally three, two minutes later, be like, want to go again?

02:02:18.940 Oh, bro.

02:02:19.100 And then just.

02:02:19.700 I think I told this story on the show.

02:02:21.400 I fucked a chick for four hours straight.

02:02:24.500 Like, but it wasn't, it was disgusting.

02:02:25.780 I didn't come.

02:02:26.800 I didn't come.

02:02:27.260 It was just four hours.

02:02:27.760 I like it.

02:02:28.220 Oh, no, I'm talking like coming and then two minutes.

02:02:31.100 No, that one, I was, because this chick said that she had never came before.

02:02:35.040 We were both like 18, 19 years old.

02:02:36.900 So you said four hours.

02:02:37.680 So I fucked her for four hours, and I'm just pouring sweat.

02:02:40.200 I'm just like, we're going to get you.

02:02:41.560 We're going to get you there.

02:02:42.420 It's a roast beef.

02:02:43.400 I never talk to the chick again.

02:02:44.840 Sometimes I talk shit to my wife.

02:02:46.240 I'd be like, two minutes.

02:02:47.600 That's all it takes for you.

02:02:48.840 Two minutes.

02:02:49.780 And she'd be like, what do you mean?

02:02:50.880 And then I'll fucking do it.

02:02:52.720 And I'll do it.

02:02:53.220 I like that.

02:02:53.460 I'll be about it.

02:02:54.060 Yeah.

02:02:54.360 Look, there are many girls you could, I don't want to talk about this.

02:02:58.320 Let's end the show.

02:02:59.400 Okay.

02:02:59.660 We're going to end the show.

02:03:00.500 But before we end the show, for the people in the Patreon, we're going to talk about the

02:03:02.840 Patreon again.

02:03:03.820 You can join the Patreon.

02:03:07.340 This is so weird.

02:03:08.220 Join it twice.

02:03:09.020 So disrespectful.

02:03:10.120 Didn't address any of their mailbags.

02:03:13.280 Told them to join the Patreon three times.

02:03:15.940 If you join the Patreon, you get access to the fucking Telegram chat.

02:03:18.880 You get access to a private Twitter chat, which we don't even have yet.

02:03:21.900 You get access to a bunch of things.

02:03:23.140 I would do 100% be more involved in a private Twitter chat than a Telegram chat.

02:03:28.660 That's a good idea.

02:03:29.760 If you join the Patreon, you get 10 Baphomits every week.

02:03:33.860 10 Baphomits.

02:03:34.940 Right to your door, baby.

02:03:36.740 Right to your door, baby.

02:03:38.460 Satanic Baphomits.

02:03:39.380 Satan comes to your door and he fucks you.

02:03:41.660 And you get to have, by the way, Satan's refractory period, milliseconds.

02:03:46.220 Milliseconds.

02:03:46.940 He'll fuck you over and over and over again.

02:03:48.000 10% discount at fucking Top Lopsided.

02:03:50.300 20% discount at a higher level.

02:03:52.400 Maybe even a 30% discount.

02:03:53.780 I don't know.

02:03:54.120 We're going to do it.

02:03:55.040 Join the fucking Patreon.

02:03:56.520 You can join for free for a week to check out what we do here.

02:03:58.760 You'll never see it unless you're here.

02:04:00.240 I actually do like the idea of a private Twitter chat.

02:04:04.300 Why is David there in the corner?

02:04:07.140 Is that David?

02:04:08.400 I don't like that.

02:04:08.960 I didn't talk to David all day today.

02:04:10.340 It was beautiful.

02:04:11.440 Had a great day.

02:04:12.620 Good for you, man.

02:04:13.860 Tomorrow's going to be not so good.

02:04:16.740 I don't care.

02:04:17.540 I'm glad you took a day off because now hopefully dangerous will be good.

02:04:20.240 Where do we go to join the Patreons?

02:04:21.900 Where do we go?

02:04:23.020 Fucking figure it out, dog.

02:04:25.180 You're there.

02:04:25.920 I'm so confused, dude.

02:04:27.080 I'm so confused.

02:04:28.460 Anybody else have anything?

02:04:29.260 So, Mr. Niggle's my favorite.

02:04:30.540 Plugs?

02:04:31.060 Toad, you have any plugs?

02:04:32.680 Patreon.

02:04:33.200 Better off dead, baby.

02:04:34.440 Every day I'm going to do it.

02:04:35.640 It's the Tower Power Hour slut.

02:04:38.020 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch.

02:04:39.740 No way, Jose.

02:04:41.180 Liberty Lockdown.

02:04:42.400 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour bitch.

02:04:44.840 Reed.

02:04:47.540 Cole.

02:04:49.100 Top Lobster.

02:04:50.420 And Toad.

02:04:51.800 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:04:54.260 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:04:55.920 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

02:04:57.700 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

02:05:00.240 Toad is sick.

02:05:01.160 No way, Jose.

02:05:02.200 It's the Tower Power Hour slut.

02:05:03.940 They made Daisman all his pain.

02:05:05.460 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:05:07.020 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:05:07.920 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:05:10.540 They made Daisman all his pain.

02:05:12.880 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:05:17.740 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

02:05:18.380 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it.

02:05:24.220 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks.

Tower Gang - April 01, 2025

Ep 221 - Mister Fister

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