Tower Gang - April 15, 2025


Ep 224 - The T-Hole


Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 42 minutes

Words per minute

202.63179

Word count

20,696

Sentence count

1,339

Harmful content

Misogyny

147

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Toxicity

1,378

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Hate speech

313

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Summary

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Tinky Winky, The Other Bastard, Top Lobster, and Producer Other Bastard are back with a new episode of Tower Gang. This week's episode features a new segment called "Would You Rather" with special guest Toad.

Transcript

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.
00:00:15.740 Top Lobson Productions 1.00
00:00:17.340 Good morning, bastards! 1.00
00:00:24.200 Hey, tinky-winky, lala, po, other bastards! 1.00
00:00:28.740 Good. What are you doing? 1.00
00:00:31.840 Have a good day, huh?
00:00:34.360 B-hole. 0.76
00:00:35.000 Yeah?
00:00:35.400 B-hole has it over the A-hole for sure.
00:00:37.500 Why?
00:00:38.000 What do you like about it?
00:00:38.840 The A-hole seems kind of small.
00:00:40.560 It's great.
00:00:41.160 I just don't like the A-holes. 1.00
00:00:42.900 B-holes are tasty and flavorful. 1.00
00:00:45.460 The A-hole is nasty.
00:00:47.300 The A-hole tastes funny.
00:00:48.640 I guess I'm just kind of a B-hole kind of guy. 1.00
00:00:53.700 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, 1.00
00:00:57.860 where do they keep coming from? 1.00
00:00:59.440 They are basically farm equipment.
00:01:01.080 That's crazy.
00:01:01.600 If you want a million-dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00
00:01:05.980 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00
00:01:11.500 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00
00:01:15.240 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99
00:01:17.080 I go by the gut, baby. 1.00
00:01:22.160 I shoot from the hips. 1.00
00:01:22.980 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00
00:01:26.460 I've just only said the truth. 1.00
00:01:29.260 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99
00:01:33.600 Because it would hurt. 0.99
00:01:34.680 I wouldn't be able to take it.
00:01:38.640 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:01:40.420 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:01:41.240 Welcome to Tower Gang. 1.00
00:01:46.200 I am Tinky Winky.
00:01:47.420 Wait a second. 0.99
00:01:48.500 Clint, who the fuck gave us a thumbs down already on Rumble? 1.00
00:01:51.300 That was me, motherfucker. 1.00
00:01:52.920 I am Tinky Winky. 1.00
00:01:53.960 We are joined by the Toad. 0.95
00:01:55.620 We have the Other Bastard. 0.91
00:01:57.300 We have the Tiny Midget. 0.61
00:01:59.400 And then Top Lobster. 0.71
00:02:00.600 And then our producer, Other Bastard.
00:02:02.860 Thank you for coming.
00:02:04.200 You know what?
00:02:04.680 Let's address those videos.
00:02:06.760 Because we never really do.
00:02:07.720 They always happen.
00:02:08.640 Then we play the intro.
00:02:09.380 And it's like, we forgot. 1.00
00:02:10.840 But I had an interesting thought when I was listening to the A-hole, B-hole shit. 1.00
00:02:15.080 Like, there's no C-hole. 0.99
00:02:16.240 There's a D-hole.
00:02:16.920 There's no E-hole, F-hole. 0.99
00:02:18.680 Oh, there's an F-hole. 1.00
00:02:20.500 Yeah, there's a fuck-hole. 1.00
00:02:22.820 That's every woman, actually. 1.00
00:02:25.100 It's actually every hole if you try hard enough.
00:02:28.100 Is there a way to create a sexual innuendo with every single letter of the alphabet? 0.75
00:02:32.460 What's a Z-hole? 1.00
00:02:33.160 Oh, sure.
00:02:34.040 Yeah, obviously.
00:02:35.340 I don't know.
00:02:35.780 You can't afford a Z-hole. 1.00
00:02:36.680 You definitely can't afford.
00:02:37.500 But Y-hole does sound sexual in itself.
00:02:40.680 But I don't know where you'd go with it.
00:02:42.620 It's like a Y-chromosome.
00:02:44.240 I don't know. 0.96
00:02:44.720 That sounds gay. 0.87
00:02:45.980 You know what?
00:02:46.480 I think the real takeaway about that first video, though, is how much I've actually grown to.
00:02:51.240 They've fully indoctrinated.
00:02:53.060 I kind of like the Indian guy.
00:02:54.660 Like, there was a warm, nostalgic feeling to that Indian guy. 0.99
00:02:58.440 I feel like the what-hole is a man's, or the Y-hole, rather, is a man's butthole. 0.99
00:03:02.880 Because, like, why? 0.99
00:03:04.320 You know what I mean?
00:03:04.820 You know what it is?
00:03:05.600 Like, if you check the butt cheeks and then the crack right down the middle, that's the Y. 0.95
00:03:08.740 It's leading to the Y-hole.
00:03:10.020 Ah, that makes sense. 0.82
00:03:10.940 You know, the warm sensation that he's giving off is actually the diarrhea in his pants. 1.00
00:03:14.560 Would you fuck Toad in his X-hole? 1.00
00:03:16.440 If, like, I just told you, you've got to fuck Toad in his X-hole. 1.00
00:03:21.080 That sounds mandate. 1.00
00:03:22.260 That sounds like a surgery.
00:03:23.440 Like, an X-hole is a surgery.
00:03:24.560 I'm in.
00:03:25.260 Is that a mussy? 1.00
00:03:26.880 It kind of sounds like it would just be on your lower back. 0.96
00:03:29.740 Like, a hole on your lower back.
00:03:31.440 I was thinking that, too.
00:03:32.700 Yeah, that would be put there via surgery and that you had to dilate often to keep open. 0.97
00:03:37.620 Would Toad technically be trans if we, like, got him through surgery and put, like, a vagina on his lower back? 1.00
00:03:45.980 Like, a worse vagina. 1.00
00:03:46.860 Oh. 1.00
00:03:47.320 Dude, I have a spot back there that you can kind of, like, dig into it a little bit.
00:03:50.300 That's cancer. 1.00
00:03:51.280 That's fucking cancer, dude. 1.00
00:03:52.620 You got to take that out. 1.00
00:03:52.880 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
00:03:54.840 You have a spot on your back that you think I can fuck? 1.00
00:03:57.280 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
00:03:58.660 He said that you can dig in a little bit. 1.00
00:04:00.320 I don't know if it's fuckable. 0.99
00:04:01.660 You can get your knuckle in there. 1.00
00:04:03.860 Damn, you get knuckle in there. 1.00
00:04:04.620 You can get a knuckle in there? 1.00
00:04:06.320 That's crazy.
00:04:07.120 Can you get that thing wet, Toad?
00:04:08.640 I thought everybody had that.
00:04:09.860 Why do you go knuckle deep on your back, bro?
00:04:12.060 Dude, I've seen you without a shirt on.
00:04:14.140 What are you talking about?
00:04:15.220 Toad's standing like this.
00:04:16.740 Yeah.
00:04:18.540 That's what he's always covering. 0.96
00:04:19.740 Maybe he thinks that's what masturbating is, and that's how he did it 32 times in a day. 1.00
00:04:26.160 It's like, he doesn't touch his dick. 1.00
00:04:27.380 He just plays as his little toad hole. 1.00
00:04:30.640 I bet.
00:04:31.400 It's a toad hole. 0.75
00:04:32.600 He knuckle fingers his toad hole.
00:04:34.980 It didn't start that deep either.
00:04:36.440 He made it deeper.
00:04:37.640 Guys, we're figuring it out.
00:04:38.660 We figured out what the T-hole is.
00:04:40.480 The toad hole. 0.99
00:04:41.200 Tyler, make sure you're fucking writing this down, Tyler. 1.00
00:04:43.440 Get the fucking yellow notepad that you have. 0.99
00:04:45.480 What if we hold him down and finger him? 1.00
00:04:47.180 I'm writing it down.
00:04:48.240 Wait.
00:04:49.200 I really...
00:04:50.160 Toad, I've seen you shirtless, and there was not like...
00:04:53.840 Like, I don't remember there being an odd...
00:04:56.400 Totem hole? 0.99
00:04:57.820 Damn, that's a bagger. 0.99
00:04:59.060 Totem hole. 1.00
00:04:59.340 Do y'all remember seeing a, like, depression in his back that could...
00:05:05.080 I thought everybody had it.
00:05:05.860 Well, he was standing with his hand like that, like on his back.
00:05:10.060 Kind of like he was covering it up.
00:05:11.440 That's just how he stands.
00:05:13.260 Yeah, that's why he didn't see the hole.
00:05:14.820 Totatype and they're going to have spina bifida. 1.00
00:05:16.900 Whatever that is.
00:05:17.640 Oh, man.
00:05:17.960 Spinal bifida.
00:05:18.740 One of the many bifidas. 0.98
00:05:20.180 This actually feels pretty good.
00:05:22.540 Oh, you got that toad bifida.
00:05:24.220 You got that spinal bifida, baby. 0.99
00:05:26.280 This nigga got toad bifida. 1.00
00:05:28.140 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:05:29.160 Actually, man, what the fuck? 1.00
00:05:30.460 I, like, you know, try to adjust my own spine, you know. 1.00
00:05:34.220 Oh, the fucking the spina bifida shit is just reminding me of, like... 1.00
00:05:38.020 We have nigger fights today, right? 1.00
00:05:38.460 Yeah, I don't have that. 0.95
00:05:39.300 I have new ones.
00:05:40.480 Do we have nigger fights? 1.00
00:05:41.420 Somebody said we did.
00:05:42.920 I don't know.
00:05:43.420 You guys said that.
00:05:44.120 That's why I'm here. 0.98
00:05:44.720 I think they qualify as nigger fights because they're nigger spina. 1.00
00:05:46.760 I was told there would be nigger fights. 1.00
00:05:48.860 Oh, dude, there's a rough one in the water. 0.91
00:05:51.240 And I don't understand how they got the...
00:05:52.860 Oh, yeah, that was dangerous, baby.
00:05:54.520 Who bought the boats?
00:05:55.980 Like, they didn't buy the boats.
00:05:57.020 Who bought the boats for that? 0.99
00:05:58.340 I don't know.
00:05:59.140 I mean, you're going to have to get out of here.
00:06:00.320 Who owns the boats?
00:06:01.920 You're going to have to ask Tim Pool, Clint.
00:06:03.440 I mean, he spoke with their...
00:06:05.600 I got a new Liberty Lockdown coming out tomorrow at noon where I dig deep as to why Tim Pool may have met with BB.
00:06:11.340 Did you say dig deep into who owned the boats?
00:06:13.200 You dig it deep into your T-hole, Clint?
00:06:15.320 Yeah.
00:06:16.440 I dig knuckle deep.
00:06:17.740 I go knuckle deep into my T-hole.
00:06:18.980 Into my totem hole.
00:06:22.300 It's going to be a fun episode.
00:06:23.760 I think it's because Jose's not here, right?
00:06:25.360 Like, this is a...
00:06:26.120 I feel it. 0.98
00:06:26.300 Because he's always fucking high, and then he like... 0.99
00:06:28.980 Dude, he gets so high, it's like he shouldn't even be here. 0.99
00:06:32.000 What?
00:06:32.080 No. 0.99
00:06:32.440 And then he just shits on everybody's like... 1.00
00:06:35.860 Like, we're like, we want to do a bit, and he's like, that's a stupid fucking bit. 1.00
00:06:39.160 And I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up, man. 1.00
00:06:41.100 I like when Jose... 1.00
00:06:41.640 First rule of improv is just go with it, man.
00:06:44.040 I like when he has a thought, and he just is going to finish it.
00:06:46.940 Oh, yeah.
00:06:47.220 And there's no way.
00:06:47.900 Yeah, he's just like underlined.
00:06:49.660 No.
00:06:49.860 It's much more dignified to do cocaine.
00:06:54.000 I like when any of us sit out. 1.00
00:06:57.120 It's just like, now we got to fucking really dig in on this motherfucker. 1.00
00:07:00.780 Get him killing. 1.00
00:07:01.700 Got to dig in their T-hole. 1.00
00:07:03.100 Got to knuckle deep in their T-holes. 0.58
00:07:05.060 Why you going knuckle deep in his T-hole, bro? 1.00
00:07:07.680 Stab him in the back. 1.00
00:07:08.560 I almost had a nigger fight behind my house right before the show started. 1.00
00:07:11.280 I messaged you about it. 0.96
00:07:13.060 It's not really a nigger fight if there's only one nigger. 1.00
00:07:15.140 But basically what happened is an old white lady got upset with the new black tenants 0.99
00:07:19.160 and screamed at them, called them niggers, which was insane. 0.99
00:07:22.620 My wife overheard it. 1.00
00:07:23.920 You should have filmed that shit. 1.00
00:07:25.400 I was doing a show. 1.00
00:07:26.740 I didn't know this was happening.
00:07:27.860 And what ends up going on is that.
00:07:28.700 How many people are watching the show?
00:07:30.500 What's that?
00:07:31.480 Because I bet more people would watch you filming a guy, a woman calling.
00:07:35.700 I would have loved to if I would have gotten up and filmed it.
00:07:38.080 I had no idea it was happening if I would have known. 0.95
00:07:40.220 But the old lady calls him a nigger. 0.85
00:07:42.240 And then this kid, he's kind of a kid, a big teenager. 0.99
00:07:45.060 Are your nigger play senses dulling since you stopped doing TLC? 1.00
00:07:47.260 No, I was talking to one black while another black was doing a thing outside. 0.99
00:07:51.880 Listen, I'm at the point. 0.97
00:07:52.820 If a black person is fighting within like 100 yards of me, I know. 1.00
00:07:56.840 It's like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 0.96
00:07:57.920 I'm a professional.
00:07:58.800 I have a business to run.
00:07:59.920 Beep.
00:08:00.100 I've got a show that needs to continue on.
00:08:02.200 I didn't know it was happening.
00:08:03.420 It's one of the most dangerous things.
00:08:05.640 It's up there with running with the bulls in terms of danger. 0.99
00:08:08.900 If you see black people. 0.99
00:08:09.880 Oh, being around blacks? 1.00
00:08:10.100 No, if you see black people fighting and you just stand there and watch it, you're begging 1.00
00:08:15.920 to catch a stray bullet. 1.00
00:08:17.240 Begging. 0.98
00:08:17.680 If you're just white at all, your skin is white. 0.99
00:08:19.640 Oh, boy. 0.91
00:08:19.720 This is not good.
00:08:20.880 It's like an auditor's red flag.
00:08:22.020 Oh, this is not good.
00:08:24.020 Oh, man. 1.00
00:08:24.360 Look at this skeletal-looking motherfucker first off. 0.99
00:08:27.180 Which one's left to the right? 1.00
00:08:28.780 Hey, hey, hey.
00:08:29.560 I took this from my balcony.
00:08:32.080 Let's be even-minded. 1.00
00:08:33.540 I mean, this old handicap bitch might have said something really crazy. 1.00
00:08:36.760 Well, yeah, I mean, yeah. 1.00
00:08:38.880 She's a sweetheart. 0.98
00:08:39.560 Hey, nigger? 1.00
00:08:40.060 Oh, no. 1.00
00:08:40.660 Time to fucking assault her. 1.00
00:08:42.360 She's definitely right. 1.00
00:08:43.720 All right.
00:08:44.000 Flit.
00:08:44.240 Flit.
00:08:45.480 You smell like booze.
00:08:49.360 I would have expected weed, but booze is fine, too.
00:08:56.740 Break my shield.
00:08:59.620 I can't.
00:09:00.680 All right.
00:09:01.800 That's it.
00:09:02.360 That's it.
00:09:02.860 Break it up.
00:09:03.380 Break it up, baby. 1.00
00:09:04.120 I love how he breaks it up like a fucking referee. 1.00
00:09:06.460 All right. 0.99
00:09:07.160 That's it.
00:09:07.500 By the way, you know what-
00:09:08.680 Go to your corner.
00:09:09.360 Go to your corner. 0.99
00:09:10.500 You know what the black dude's response to getting called a nigger was? 1.00
00:09:13.640 He said, I'm going to shoot you in the chest and kill you. 1.00
00:09:16.620 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:17.420 Yeah.
00:09:18.560 Yeah.
00:09:19.340 The dude that you saw earlier?
00:09:21.200 Yeah, the one that was outside.
00:09:22.420 Outback.
00:09:22.800 Those are my new neighbors. 1.00
00:09:23.920 I'm going to shoot you in the chest and kill you. 1.00
00:09:25.700 I feel like he's taking the lesson from that Texas killing, and he's like- 1.00
00:09:30.440 Oh, yeah.
00:09:30.900 Yeah.
00:09:31.240 He's one of the- because he's a young- he was a younger dude.
00:09:33.660 You know what I mean?
00:09:34.060 He wasn't-
00:09:34.260 What did we learn from the Texas killing?
00:09:35.660 If you guys watch Dangerous today, like on Monday, you would have learned what we learned
00:09:40.940 from that Texas killing, the murder, right?
00:09:45.060 What happened?
00:09:45.920 I don't even know what happened. 0.99
00:09:47.280 Oh, you guys didn't hear about that fucking- 0.99
00:09:49.480 So what happened was, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:09:51.600 These two white kids walked over, and there was a seat that was taken, and I think the
00:09:54.440 white kid said, excuse me, sir, would you mind moving? 0.98
00:09:56.600 And then the black dude stood up and stabbed him 17 times in the chest. 0.99
00:09:59.880 Yeah. 0.99
00:10:00.040 Right.
00:10:00.180 I don't think it was 17 times.
00:10:02.120 That was 17 times.
00:10:03.080 I don't even think the kid called him a nigger.
00:10:04.460 Why are you just making up that fact?
00:10:05.800 I don't understand why you're making-
00:10:06.540 I thought I could do whatever I want on this show.
00:10:08.460 What's the-
00:10:08.680 Oh, okay, okay.
00:10:09.960 I'm pretty sure number one it wasn't self-defense. 1.00
00:10:11.840 17 fucking times in the heart. 1.00
00:10:13.720 I think he only stabbed him once, but it was directly in the heart, which is fucking 1.00
00:10:17.360 wild. 0.99
00:10:18.140 I do think it was twice.
00:10:19.340 I do-
00:10:19.460 Okay, well, maybe it was more than one.
00:10:21.500 No, I'm just saying it definitely wasn't 17. 0.99
00:10:23.040 I'm making up shit, too. 1.00
00:10:24.080 It was just a fucking beeline streak to the heart. 1.00
00:10:26.460 No, see, you guys are- 1.00
00:10:27.140 Heart of the problem.
00:10:28.200 This was an accident.
00:10:28.880 Heart of the problem. 0.99
00:10:29.780 He stabbed him right in his H-hole, man. 0.82
00:10:31.200 It was self-defense in his what? 0.97
00:10:33.780 His H-hole.
00:10:34.860 We've discovered the H-hole.
00:10:36.180 His H-hole.
00:10:37.420 You only get to discover the H-hole if you wander past a black. 1.00
00:10:41.700 Yeah.
00:10:41.840 And then you figure out-
00:10:43.320 We all can have an H-hole, actually. 0.99
00:10:45.880 But, dude, I didn't know black people carry knives. 0.95
00:10:48.680 I thought that was like a white dude thing. 0.92
00:10:50.000 I thought the white dudes carried knives.
00:10:51.400 No, no, no. 0.98
00:10:51.820 And Puerto Ricans.
00:10:52.740 No, no.
00:10:53.140 When you're in high school-
00:10:53.740 I've got a knife right now. 0.99
00:10:54.820 When you're in high school, the blacks carry knives. 1.00
00:10:57.060 Once they graduate, that's actually when they get handed their- 0.99
00:10:59.660 Oh, it's like a diploma and a handgun.
00:11:02.700 Graduate?
00:11:03.100 Yeah.
00:11:04.560 Oh! 0.60
00:11:05.720 Major alert!
00:11:09.320 Unless you grew up in Texas, in which case-
00:11:11.980 Honestly, I am surprised it wasn't a firearm.
00:11:14.820 I'm surprised it was a knife.
00:11:16.180 Yeah.
00:11:16.680 Well, I mean, it's all about what you can afford.
00:11:18.280 Did y'all see-
00:11:19.500 Look at this. 1.00
00:11:20.080 Look at this shit. 1.00
00:11:21.180 Oh, come on. 1.00
00:11:21.860 No, that was-
00:11:22.660 Yeah.
00:11:23.920 Or what you can obtain easily.
00:11:25.720 I told David about this auction website.
00:11:27.480 I feel like that's Raven's, like, nightstand.
00:11:30.260 Yeah, is that your stash?
00:11:31.240 This is his most recent purchases. 0.99
00:11:33.180 So there's an auction website, the one I told you about last week, where you go on and you can swipe and fucking bet. 0.93
00:11:37.440 I showed it to him. 0.99
00:11:38.640 He's bought fucking seven knives. 1.00
00:11:40.880 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:11:41.960 They're all really pretty knives.
00:11:43.880 That's nine.
00:11:45.400 Whatever.
00:11:46.140 Yeah, they're nice knives, man.
00:11:47.460 They look good.
00:11:47.860 That's nine.
00:11:49.160 Yeah, whatever.
00:11:50.020 You know what?
00:11:50.640 You look like a guy that would own a lot of knives, so I don't even hold it against you.
00:11:54.500 Like, if you didn't have, like, 50 knives, I'd be surprised. 0.97
00:11:57.600 He's buying Jordans, which is fucking notably worse than knives.
00:12:03.360 Did y'all see that video of the guy, like, at a Dunkin' Donuts in, like, Chicago, and there's complete bulletproof glass. 0.95
00:12:14.280 And there's, okay, this is in the show notes. 0.92
00:12:16.880 And, like, they're complaining because they have to have, like, a fucking way you would do a bank. 0.96
00:12:22.420 I'm surprised they don't have. 0.97
00:12:23.560 Give Tyler the number.
00:12:25.240 Let's run it.
00:12:26.020 Yeah, I've heard about this.
00:12:27.060 Number eight. 0.97
00:12:27.580 I'm retarded. 0.99
00:12:28.800 It's fucking hilarious because he's, like, really upset about it, too. 1.00
00:12:31.680 Like, the black guy. 1.00
00:12:33.520 He's like, how the fuck am I supposed to steal with shit like this? 1.00
00:12:37.660 That's not true. 1.00
00:12:38.160 Wrong.
00:12:40.440 Let's go.
00:12:41.580 Yeah.
00:12:41.940 Look how they taking money at Dunkin' Donuts, y'all. 0.69
00:12:44.220 Like, come on, man.
00:12:45.100 What is this? 1.00
00:12:45.680 I'm supposed to stab him in the neck. 1.00
00:12:48.240 That's crazy. 1.00
00:12:50.860 What if he get my order wrong and I got to cut his head off? 0.99
00:12:53.340 Straight bulletproof glass through the whole thing, man. 0.98
00:12:54.440 I mean, you can't even breathe on these people.
00:12:57.320 Look how sealed this is.
00:12:58.740 This is a professional seal.
00:13:00.360 Like, you can't even talk to these people, Barry.
00:13:04.600 Appreciate you, man.
00:13:07.600 Getting up every day and singing something like this, bro.
00:13:10.040 That do something to your mentor up here.
00:13:11.680 It tell you, like, this is how you feed animals in a zoo, gang.
00:13:15.680 Like, that's pretty much what they're telling your mentality.
00:13:18.400 Like, I don't trust you.
00:13:20.320 You feel what I'm saying?
00:13:21.080 At what point do we be like, we tired of getting treated like animals,
00:13:24.340 tired of getting treated like this.
00:13:25.440 Like, bro, like, you telling me I can't even hand you my money, gang?
00:13:30.460 Like, bro, like, people who be owning these.
00:13:33.520 When I feed, like, goats, I feed them like this, right? 1.00
00:13:37.380 Because you know if you feed them like this, they'll bite your fucking fingers off. 0.99
00:13:40.840 You got to, like, in between the knuckles. 1.00
00:13:42.840 This is... 0.99
00:13:43.400 Wait, where's the fucking thing at? 1.00
00:13:44.880 We're going to show this is how you feed black people. 1.00
00:13:46.040 You know, like this, with plexiglass. 0.95
00:13:48.700 Yes. 0.99
00:13:48.860 So that way you don't get fucking... 0.99
00:13:50.260 How am I supposed to... 0.99
00:13:53.240 It's so funny.
00:13:54.080 He's like, how am I supposed to give you money?
00:13:55.260 I can't just give you money.
00:13:56.100 It's like, I'm pretty sure you just want to take money.
00:13:58.440 Like, that's your thing.
00:13:59.520 How am I supposed to take money from you with the plexiglass, man? 1.00
00:14:03.160 How the fuck am I supposed to hop this counter and beat your ass in the kitchen? 1.00
00:14:07.360 Like, wait a second. 1.00
00:14:07.960 Black people are like what they told you COVID was supposed to be like, but black people 1.00
00:14:14.380 are actually like that. 1.00
00:14:15.460 I like the idea. 1.00
00:14:16.460 Black people definitely kill more people than COVID. 1.00
00:14:18.540 What if this fat bitch forget my donut? 1.00
00:14:21.140 You think I can't just hop up in there and beat the fuck out of it? 1.00
00:14:23.640 What am I supposed to do if you get my order wrong? 0.91
00:14:25.780 I like that they'll go to this place and then they'll be like, they give them the french 0.99
00:14:30.600 fries and they'll be like, barbecue sauce is extra and they're like, chimp out, right? 1.00
00:14:34.300 But then there's the glass and then they go, oh, and then they just like forget.
00:14:38.000 Like the glass makes them go, and then like just like restart.
00:14:41.820 Is that their chirp?
00:14:42.900 Is the glass their chirp?
00:14:44.560 The plexiglass?
00:14:45.820 Like they can actually, because they can actually notice it?
00:14:48.940 No, no.
00:14:49.560 Because like it resets them. 0.58
00:14:51.760 Like instead of the, I've never seen a black person punch the glass or anything.
00:14:54.920 They're behind there, so there can not be a problem.
00:14:58.600 I'm sorry.
00:14:59.240 I got to destroy your whole hypothesis.
00:15:01.560 I got to destroy your hypothesis here. 1.00
00:15:03.360 I have seen black women absolutely obliterate the plexiglass at like a subway and shit. 1.00
00:15:08.720 So you're wrong. 1.00
00:15:10.180 Black women are worse than black men, right? 1.00
00:15:13.540 What did you say? 1.00
00:15:14.260 I said black women are worse than black men, right? 1.00
00:15:16.720 Like this is... 1.00
00:15:18.000 Men of all shades are superior. 0.99
00:15:20.120 That's just a fact.
00:15:20.720 Right, okay.
00:15:21.540 That's the system I'm operating on. 1.00
00:15:23.200 The dudes definitely fuck harder. 1.00
00:15:25.020 And they stab more accurately. 1.00
00:15:26.880 That's for sure. 0.99
00:15:27.740 But the women are so much louder and so much more annoying. 1.00
00:15:30.540 This is the thing about black women. 1.00
00:15:32.380 Black women are actually probably more quick to fight, but they don't have any aim. 1.00
00:15:37.360 Like they're just... 1.00
00:15:38.240 They're fucking... 1.00
00:15:38.920 And you don't have any hair, so they can't do shit to you. 1.00
00:15:41.280 Exactly. 0.85
00:15:41.380 Because everything is based off of pulling the hair.
00:15:43.120 You're so right.
00:15:44.320 I'm in trouble.
00:15:45.080 He's got those long locks on him.
00:15:47.080 They'll tie him up. 0.97
00:15:48.020 I step into like a black sorority. 0.94
00:15:50.320 I'm fine.
00:15:51.020 They can't do anything to me.
00:15:52.240 They're all sisters in there.
00:15:53.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:54.100 Anybody with hair walks in there though, you're a dead man. 0.99
00:15:56.500 That's it.
00:15:56.780 You ever seen when they fight?
00:15:58.220 I know David, you've seen when they fight each other.
00:16:00.460 Have I seen them fight? 1.00
00:16:01.700 Yeah, they go straight for their tops and they just want to pull their tits out. 1.00
00:16:09.880 That happens all the time. 1.00
00:16:10.960 The tits always come out. 1.00
00:16:12.160 Respectfully, I don't think they're always trying to pull the tits out. 1.00
00:16:14.800 I think that they just have such milky fucking titties that they just pop out. 1.00
00:16:19.520 Yeah. 0.99
00:16:19.980 And they just never wear...
00:16:22.700 They only wear like one layer.
00:16:25.600 Like it's either just a brawl or just a tank or just like...
00:16:30.920 The other thing that's fascinating about that... 0.98
00:16:31.900 It sucks though because they're ugly. 0.99
00:16:32.900 They're always ugly, but they're always wearing... 1.00
00:16:35.620 Yes, you're right. 0.88
00:16:36.240 It's a single layer of clothing, never an undergarment.
00:16:40.020 Never.
00:16:40.640 I mean, you're lucky if they have...
00:16:42.780 Or just an undergarment, just a brawl.
00:16:44.740 Yes, correct.
00:16:46.140 Which is so crazy.
00:16:47.560 They actually kind of live my lifestyle.
00:16:50.740 They almost have more layers.
00:16:52.000 They usually have more layers on their head because they like always like have to have
00:16:55.880 something, their hair up and something.
00:16:57.360 Yeah, they don't talk a man though.
00:16:58.520 When they fight each other and they end up dragging and they have braids or dreads, when
00:17:03.280 their dreads just pop off like...
00:17:05.280 Like one, two, pop each other.
00:17:07.160 Like snakes. 1.00
00:17:07.800 And they're just on the floor and shit. 0.99
00:17:08.960 I seen a guy... 0.99
00:17:09.780 They slither when they hit the ground.
00:17:11.420 Yeah, like a wheel. 0.99
00:17:12.000 I just seen a dude rip somebody's whole fucking doo-doo head off. 1.00
00:17:15.480 What's that called when they have like the one dreadlock? 0.99
00:17:17.320 Oh, the big dookie loxy.
00:17:18.700 Yo, my dude ripped off the entire Cheeto off this guy's head and just gave it back to
00:17:24.260 him. 1.00
00:17:24.320 You probably smoked that shit. 1.00
00:17:25.500 You guys, you're letting your niggers get out of hand. 1.00
00:17:31.700 Touche. 1.00
00:17:33.300 I'm so glad that's a clip of a black guy saying it so we can get away with it. 1.00
00:17:37.100 Do you guys know what makes a four-star nigger fight? 1.00
00:17:41.200 Nigger Fights! 1.00
00:17:45.160 Was that good? 0.99
00:17:45.980 That felt good.
00:17:47.120 One take, baby.
00:17:47.880 One take.
00:17:48.700 That was nice. 0.67
00:17:52.180 So what constitutes a four-star nigger fight? 1.00
00:17:54.820 Obviously, if there's an identifiable nigger fight. 1.00
00:17:57.040 How many stars is the most?
00:17:58.720 Well, right now, we only have four stars.
00:18:00.780 I'm working on a fifth one.
00:18:01.900 Here's an opportunity to get one.
00:18:03.100 But for now, we have identifying the loop, right? 0.94
00:18:05.860 When you hear the loop, you can identify the nigger loop. 1.00
00:18:08.240 That's where they say the same thing. 0.96
00:18:08.900 I see what you say.
00:18:09.820 I see what you say, yeah.
00:18:10.620 David, your star hole, your s-hole, your star hole.
00:18:13.640 What's that point? 0.98
00:18:14.180 That's also a butthole. 0.99
00:18:15.380 It is a butthole. 1.00
00:18:16.140 It's just another name for it. 1.00
00:18:17.080 Yeah.
00:18:17.520 Oh, yeah.
00:18:18.100 We're moving through it.
00:18:19.280 So the wig coming off is another one.
00:18:23.040 If you see a shower cap, that's another one.
00:18:26.240 Like a bonnet, like a shower cap.
00:18:27.740 Yeah. 0.92
00:18:27.920 And the last one is if their big flapjack titties come out. 0.99
00:18:31.380 And that's what makes a four-star nigger fight. 1.00
00:18:33.860 So it's only with women? 0.94
00:18:34.960 You can only get four stars?
00:18:35.840 No, no.
00:18:36.080 Well, yeah.
00:18:36.680 I mean, technically speaking, but...
00:18:38.480 No, no. 1.00
00:18:38.940 You can do four stars, but just a big old fat dick has to come out. 1.00
00:18:41.700 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:18:42.160 That's a rarity.
00:18:43.040 I will say they somehow keep those things under wrap.
00:18:45.200 Never seen it happen.
00:18:46.100 Yeah.
00:18:46.320 That's true.
00:18:46.780 I've never seen that.
00:18:47.720 Interesting. 1.00
00:18:47.900 You seen the video of the black dude in the pool with his fucking Jordans on? 1.00
00:18:51.340 Did you see this shit? 1.00
00:18:52.640 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:52.960 So disrespectful. 0.99
00:18:53.920 How'd they not kill that guy? 0.99
00:18:55.800 Dude, it was the craziest thing. 0.97
00:18:57.200 He was like, gotta stay ready.
00:18:58.820 Wait, what are you talking about?
00:18:59.800 I don't know what you're talking about. 1.00
00:19:00.420 He was in a fucking pool. 1.00
00:19:01.940 Hold on, we have it. 1.00
00:19:02.680 He was in it.
00:19:04.080 He was not swimming, though.
00:19:05.560 You guys gotta see this boat fight. 0.98
00:19:07.420 It's fucking amazing. 0.99
00:19:08.260 Oh, jeez. 0.99
00:19:08.820 Look at that water.
00:19:10.300 Oh, jeez.
00:19:10.800 Oh, jeez.
00:19:11.460 Oh, jeez.
00:19:12.340 Yeah, this is crazy, too.
00:19:13.540 All right.
00:19:13.840 So, pause it, pause it.
00:19:16.660 Question number one. 0.93
00:19:18.060 How did all these black people get boats? 1.00
00:19:20.080 They're not... 0.98
00:19:20.940 By the way, they're not expensive boats.
00:19:23.060 They're not expensive boats.
00:19:24.120 Those are rented boats.
00:19:24.920 And they've not gone further than they could wade out into the water.
00:19:28.140 So, we're still talking hundreds of dollars, maybe thousands for these rents.
00:19:32.280 No, here's how this works.
00:19:32.960 Yeah, tax returns.
00:19:33.760 Let me explain it to you.
00:19:34.760 Exactly.
00:19:34.960 Tax returns, dude.
00:19:36.040 This is tax season.
00:19:36.980 They're in Tampa. 0.98
00:19:37.780 The guy that rented them his platoons doesn't give a fuck about these platoons. 0.95
00:19:41.900 He's probably gonna sell this company a week or so after. 0.96
00:19:45.780 I think it's pontoon.
00:19:47.460 Pontoon.
00:19:48.020 What'd I say?
00:19:48.460 I mean, seeing a video like this, I just don't know how you could possibly get insurance for
00:19:52.300 your boats if you're gonna rent them to these people.
00:19:54.060 Yo, but tell me, like, if you saw this, everything about this is like,
00:19:57.560 your survival depends on you getting away from this.
00:20:00.640 Why does that guy have pink underwear on? 0.54
00:20:02.700 I don't know.
00:20:03.620 That's a lady. 1.00
00:20:04.480 That's a woman. 1.00
00:20:05.120 That's 100% a woman. 1.00
00:20:06.480 Black dyke. 1.00
00:20:07.300 I think, I feel like if that was a dude, he would be murdered for being gay. 1.00
00:20:12.960 Nah, they've kind of synonymous with gay now. 0.98
00:20:15.840 They usually have one gay guy.
00:20:17.880 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:18.540 They did a good job of identifying the black community with the LGBT community over the
00:20:22.420 past, like, decade.
00:20:23.500 There are lots of fights.
00:20:23.760 Yeah, maybe that's one of those.
00:20:24.820 Run it.
00:20:25.180 This fight gets insane.
00:20:26.380 All right, go, go, go.
00:20:30.080 Man, there's a lot of fighting.
00:20:32.000 There's, I mean, it's like a whole, I mean.
00:20:34.000 Dude, I'm telling you, everyone fights in this fight.
00:20:36.240 Before we say this, I met this black guy in Jamaica named Jamarcus.
00:20:39.280 Had the nicest fake teeth I've ever seen in my life.
00:20:41.360 And it just, this video reminded me of it for some reason.
00:20:43.780 Shout out to Jamarcus.
00:20:44.580 Oh, yeah, Jamarcus.
00:20:50.980 So what happens if you get knocked out? 0.66
00:20:52.560 You die?
00:20:53.260 They die. 0.99
00:20:54.560 They're dead. 0.61
00:20:55.280 They're drowned.
00:20:56.880 They can't swim either, so it's very dangerous.
00:20:59.600 Like, it is.
00:21:00.380 I don't think they even have to get. 0.93
00:21:01.180 Right there, that black chick with the wig. 1.00
00:21:05.240 I don't think they have to even get knocked out to die. 0.99
00:21:07.340 I think literally if they just go underwater like that, that dude is dead now.
00:21:09.900 He's dead.
00:21:10.320 He can't swim.
00:21:10.980 He can't get back up.
00:21:11.940 He's under the water.
00:21:12.680 Go ahead.
00:21:14.580 Oh, no.
00:21:15.340 I've never seen. 1.00
00:21:16.600 Oh, ass out. 1.00
00:21:17.920 There's an ass out. 1.00
00:21:18.900 Yo, it gets way crazier. 1.00
00:21:20.760 Just wait.
00:21:20.920 Who's fighting the movies out?
00:21:22.840 Everybody's fighting everybody.
00:21:24.480 They all look the same to me.
00:21:25.720 How do they know who's on which side?
00:21:27.760 Get ready.
00:21:28.340 Pause it.
00:21:29.220 Pause it.
00:21:29.440 Hold up. 1.00
00:21:29.800 I love the dick with the Doritos. 1.00
00:21:32.020 Yo, hold up. 1.00
00:21:32.540 Hold up.
00:21:32.780 I got to point this out.
00:21:33.720 So you see homeboy with the dreads with the bottle in the top of the boat?
00:21:37.360 Yeah.
00:21:37.620 He's about to do what I call escalating to homicidal violence.
00:21:43.880 It gets wild. 0.99
00:21:45.320 That's what black people do, man. 0.99
00:21:47.380 David, question. 0.98
00:21:48.980 Do we get another star?
00:21:49.940 Because I saw a butt crack. 1.00
00:21:51.080 No, no, no.
00:21:51.600 This isn't eligible.
00:21:52.700 This isn't eligible.
00:21:53.660 It's too chaotic.
00:21:54.380 It's going to be a five-star. 0.98
00:21:55.020 It's reached maximum nigger. 1.00
00:21:56.240 You can guarantee that. 0.98
00:21:57.620 Then this is a five-star.
00:21:58.720 Then this is a five-star.
00:21:59.640 This is a five-star.
00:22:00.280 Yeah.
00:22:00.640 Yeah.
00:22:00.900 But five-stars are valid.
00:22:02.820 You know, it's just too chaotic.
00:22:04.020 Dude.
00:22:04.400 All right.
00:22:04.600 You guys got to play it because this gets so good right here.
00:22:06.800 Clint's like, I'm so hard right now.
00:22:08.140 Yeah.
00:22:08.400 Watch this.
00:22:08.800 Watch this.
00:22:09.560 Boom.
00:22:12.060 Breaks the bottle on homeboy's head.
00:22:13.820 He's like, give me another bottle.
00:22:14.500 Are you done yet?
00:22:14.920 Another bottle.
00:22:15.320 Give me another bottle.
00:22:15.960 Give me another one.
00:22:16.580 Hold up.
00:22:16.600 Not done yet?
00:22:17.300 Another bottle.
00:22:18.860 And they're like, oh, you think you can just fight from the boat?
00:22:21.540 No.
00:22:21.680 We get in the boat.
00:22:22.340 We fight.
00:22:23.520 Oh, that's definitely a rental boat.
00:22:24.740 Look right there.
00:22:25.140 You can see it.
00:22:25.580 It's a rental.
00:22:27.180 Those guys must be from Somalia, right?
00:22:29.140 They're hijacking the boat.
00:22:30.260 And what's crazy about it is that the dude who usually grabs the bottle can't fight.
00:22:33.300 Oh, you're wrong, though.
00:22:34.260 He can fight.
00:22:34.920 Here we go. 1.00
00:22:35.280 He's fucking everybody up. 0.99
00:22:36.780 Oh, he can definitely fight. 1.00
00:22:37.980 And he's talking mad shit, too. 1.00
00:22:40.220 He flexes mid-fight. 1.00
00:22:41.940 I love it. 1.00
00:22:42.740 He's like, this is a fucking rental. 0.99
00:22:43.980 He's in good shape. 1.00
00:22:44.720 Oh, and they're like, get off the boat.
00:22:47.060 Pause it.
00:22:47.560 Pause it.
00:22:47.860 Pause it.
00:22:48.300 Pause it.
00:22:48.660 Pause it.
00:22:49.040 Pause it. 1.00
00:22:49.520 Fucking motherfucking pause it. 1.00
00:22:51.360 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:22:52.260 Imagine being there. 1.00
00:22:53.420 I mean, this is a goddamn nightmare. 1.00
00:22:56.140 Hell. 1.00
00:22:57.040 I'm telling you.
00:22:57.820 Where was that?
00:22:58.220 This is what I'm saying. 1.00
00:22:59.380 If you see some shit like this pop off, get the fuck out of there. 1.00
00:23:03.840 You are begging to catch a stray 45. 1.00
00:23:06.280 To be honest, all you got to do is swim to the point where you can't stand up and you're good.
00:23:12.060 Oh, that's true.
00:23:13.080 Do you think it was...
00:23:14.460 Okay, I'm going to name a couple things of what could have caused this.
00:23:17.240 One, they ran out of watermelon.
00:23:20.280 Two, they ran out of Hennessy. 1.00
00:23:23.820 Three, they saw a white bitch. 1.00
00:23:26.360 Like, what do you think happened? 1.00
00:23:29.200 Number four, somebody made eye contact.
00:23:30.720 That's all it takes, man.
00:23:32.340 Just any type of eye contact?
00:23:34.000 Somebody made eye contact.
00:23:34.680 Number four, they shot the plane.
00:23:36.200 Oh, the tin is up.
00:23:37.460 Oh, Jesus.
00:23:38.640 That's a...
00:23:39.620 God.
00:23:40.880 God.
00:23:40.920 Thank you.
00:23:42.160 This is how Asian people watch these fights.
00:24:03.360 Dude, what's crazy?
00:24:04.340 That's the only whale in the world that can't swim.
00:24:06.560 The rare black whale.
00:24:11.440 You've heard the blue whale?
00:24:12.780 Well, welcome to the black whale.
00:24:14.520 I just love that, like, you know that not everybody there has beef.
00:24:20.600 They're just...
00:24:21.340 Everyone fights, though.
00:24:22.640 It's... 0.99
00:24:23.060 Everybody is fucking swinging. 1.00
00:24:25.020 It's just ingrained. 1.00
00:24:25.700 When you kill the black whale, you harvest its blubber for the fucking cocoa oil. 1.00
00:24:30.540 That's right. 1.00
00:24:30.980 You can make a lot of oil out of that.
00:24:32.780 You gotta burn the lanterns.
00:24:34.360 Yeah, after they're done, they all get up and blame. 0.90
00:24:36.280 Why did white people do this to us?
00:24:39.740 Do we know what caused this at all?
00:24:41.960 Is there...
00:24:42.280 No.
00:24:42.340 Is it just... 0.97
00:24:43.100 The white man! 1.00
00:24:44.000 The fuck do you mean? 1.00
00:24:45.580 Blackness is what causes it. 1.00
00:24:48.640 Blackness is what causes it. 1.00
00:24:49.320 The fucking white man. 1.00
00:24:50.260 I've never... 1.00
00:24:50.820 Like, it is a complete...
00:24:52.600 Like, it was like almost...
00:24:54.180 They talk about, um...
00:24:56.500 Oh...
00:24:57.280 What's it called?
00:24:57.700 When a bunch of people, like, have, um...
00:25:00.600 It was, like, whenever those...
00:25:01.700 Those...
00:25:02.000 That whole town started dancing for forever.
00:25:03.860 They call it the, um...
00:25:05.240 Mass psychosis.
00:25:06.980 It's like...
00:25:07.380 This is like...
00:25:07.820 It's almost like...
00:25:09.020 It's like they're...
00:25:09.740 Because all of them are fighting.
00:25:11.580 Like...
00:25:12.060 What is this?
00:25:13.380 Random STD black community statistics from our group chat? 0.80
00:25:17.500 50% herpes.
00:25:18.800 Look it up.
00:25:19.700 50% herpes. 1.00
00:25:21.280 Holy shit. 0.99
00:25:21.580 That's what the chat just said. 1.00
00:25:23.020 Dude, that's why black people... 1.00
00:25:24.160 You just know that they're unattractive because you know you're gonna get STDs. 0.99
00:25:27.280 What I don't understand...
00:25:28.440 What I don't understand is with the...
00:25:29.700 With the transmissibility of herpes...
00:25:30.920 Oh, there he goes.
00:25:31.400 How is it only 50% of them?
00:25:32.760 Oh, my God.
00:25:33.300 And jeans. 1.00
00:25:34.480 Damn, he really is in there with his shit. 1.00
00:25:36.560 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:25:36.700 He's wearing the nines in the pool?
00:25:38.540 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:25:39.260 Are you fucking kidding me, dawg? 1.00
00:25:40.720 There's no way. 1.00
00:25:41.500 Dude, they...
00:25:42.300 They gotta be fake. 1.00
00:25:44.320 Motherfucka got tube socks on. 1.00
00:25:46.240 In case he gotta... 1.00
00:25:47.060 In case he just gotta fucking run. 0.99
00:25:48.960 I don't think he's got no shirt on. 0.99
00:25:49.760 He's like, if my motherfucking parole officer show up, you think I'm gonna be running, like, 1.00
00:25:53.320 barefoot away from this nigga? 1.00
00:25:54.360 No. 0.99
00:25:54.740 Do you think he'd be better...
00:25:55.920 Do you think he'd be better if it was switched and he had a shirt on?
00:25:59.140 Let's just say a shirt and a jacket.
00:26:01.240 Yeah.
00:26:01.480 Nothing on underneath.
00:26:02.600 Like, it's, like, completely from, like, waist down. 1.00
00:26:04.840 Like, his dick is out? 1.00
00:26:06.080 Yeah, dick is out and everything. 1.00
00:26:07.280 What is better? 1.00
00:26:08.280 Doing it that way?
00:26:09.320 Jacket, shirt, and no pants, no underwear, no nothing.
00:26:12.600 Or...
00:26:13.220 You know...
00:26:13.560 Jordan 9's in the water.
00:26:15.140 What's actually interesting about that?
00:26:16.340 If you see someone wearing, like, just shoes and shorts, you're like, no big deal.
00:26:22.120 You see someone just wearing a shirt and no shoes and shorts or no pants, like, you're
00:26:26.940 like, oh, insane person.
00:26:28.320 Like, it's just funny that, like, half clothing is okay, but only a particular half.
00:26:33.140 Otherwise...
00:26:33.460 Or, like... 0.93
00:26:34.120 That's why I love shirt stickers, dude, because they're, like, retards. 1.00
00:26:36.780 Yeah, dude.
00:26:37.200 Have you ever, like, just put a shirt on?
00:26:38.960 Like, you accidentally put a shirt on before you put any underwear or anything?
00:26:42.860 I guess you never put underwear on.
00:26:43.500 No, I've never done that.
00:26:44.820 And then just look in the mirror and just stand there and look at yourself.
00:26:47.120 I've done it before, but why would I do that?
00:26:50.060 Or you go shirt and then socks, like, and no, like, shorts or underwear.
00:26:54.920 Sometimes I find a shirt that I want to wear first, so I'll just throw it on first.
00:26:58.140 I'm like, hey, I'm shirt-dicking right now, bro.
00:26:59.000 I sleep with just a shirt on and no underwear.
00:27:02.380 Oh, that's weird.
00:27:03.640 You're like a woman. 1.00
00:27:04.960 Yeah.
00:27:05.120 Yeah, it feels good, bro.
00:27:06.920 Dude, women do that, and it's super... 1.00
00:27:09.120 Yo, there is, like, nothing more sexy than a girl just rocking a t-shirt and nothing else. 1.00
00:27:13.880 I agree.
00:27:14.440 But if a dude does that, though, insane.
00:27:17.960 That's a major fact.
00:27:18.520 Absolutely.
00:27:22.780 These are facts.
00:27:23.780 These are facts. 0.98
00:27:24.300 You guys can clown on me. 1.00
00:27:25.060 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:27:25.780 A girl wearing nothing but a t-shirt. 1.00
00:27:27.300 A lot of shit. 1.00
00:27:28.040 A dude wearing nothing but a t-shirt? 1.00
00:27:29.400 That's so crazy. 1.00
00:27:29.840 About to fuck you. 1.00
00:27:30.660 Wait, wait, hold on. 1.00
00:27:31.480 It feels like that shit on my hands. 0.99
00:27:32.300 That's why it feels so good when you do it. 1.00
00:27:33.860 By the way, way less gay. 0.99
00:27:35.240 You just take the shirt off, butt naked, and sleeping butt naked. 0.99
00:27:38.620 Way better, right? 0.78
00:27:39.720 Oh, I sleep naked, yeah.
00:27:41.060 Yeah, so it's like you put the shirt on.
00:27:42.960 You put on more clothing.
00:27:44.240 If you're a man and you sleep in just a shirt, I swear to God, you might be, like, a homicidal 0.99
00:27:48.400 maniac. 0.99
00:27:48.900 What are you doing, Todd? 0.86
00:27:50.020 Here's why I do it.
00:27:51.200 To keep you niggas on edge. 1.00
00:27:52.640 That's why.
00:27:52.840 No, I do it.
00:27:54.800 It's like a bigger shirt.
00:27:55.880 Usually, like, two sizes above what I wear. 1.00
00:27:57.900 So that way, if my kids run in, I just fucking cover my dick with it. 1.00
00:28:00.500 It's literally a woman thing. 1.00
00:28:01.920 It's comfortable.
00:28:04.480 I've been sleeping butt naked.
00:28:05.360 I've been sleeping butt naked.
00:28:05.620 During tower game before. 0.99
00:28:06.400 But I got fucking two kids, so I have to have, like, 0.99
00:28:08.620 some sort of, like... 1.00
00:28:09.880 How do you sleep butt naked?
00:28:10.200 Dude, I know.
00:28:10.600 I scared the other night, so I smoked a cigar, so I went and took a shower, and then I was
00:28:14.620 like...
00:28:14.720 Wait, how do you sleep butt naked? 1.00
00:28:15.780 What fucking kind of question is this, David? 1.00
00:28:17.340 I sleep in boxer briefs. 1.00
00:28:19.280 That's how I always play. 1.00
00:28:19.780 No, David sleeps in a fucking Hugh Hefner robe. 0.99
00:28:23.000 No, I don't sleep in that. 1.00
00:28:24.160 I walk around in that.
00:28:24.960 You can't sleep in that.
00:28:25.360 You take it off.
00:28:25.940 When I have kids, I will wear my sheath underwear to bed.
00:28:28.560 Until then, naked.
00:28:30.220 All the time.
00:28:30.320 It's worse wearing underwear.
00:28:31.300 I went naked to bed the other day.
00:28:34.060 Wearing underwear to bed, only underwear, it doesn't make any sense. 0.99
00:28:37.120 Listen, when you turn, your shirt gets, like, tangled up and shit. 1.00
00:28:39.980 When you turn in your underwear, and your fucking shit gets all tangled up, that's horrible. 1.00
00:28:43.780 Well, that's why you get the sheath, because then you're fucking kept in place. 1.00
00:28:46.420 Use promo code LOCKDOWN. 0.97
00:28:47.940 I think...
00:28:48.460 I don't think...
00:28:49.580 I don't even try...
00:28:50.360 I like less sleeping in underwear.
00:28:53.020 I'd rather sleep in, like, some really loose shorts.
00:28:55.600 Oh, wow.
00:28:56.140 Oh, man.
00:28:56.880 48% of black women age... 1.00
00:28:58.260 That is insane, dude.
00:28:59.360 14% to 49% are infected with HSV-2 as of 2010.
00:29:03.520 That's crazy.
00:29:04.160 Dude, Scott Adams is definitely right.
00:29:07.260 Compared to about 20% women overall, and 60% of the general...
00:29:11.600 I don't understand how I don't have herpes.
00:29:14.000 Like, I really don't get it.
00:29:14.920 Dude, this is that... 0.60
00:29:15.920 How many blacks... 0.98
00:29:16.680 Hold on, hold on. 0.99
00:29:17.780 One out of every five women you meet has herpes? 1.00
00:29:21.400 Black women, yes. 1.00
00:29:22.140 This is the statistic.
00:29:23.280 The 1350, this is 1648.
00:29:26.200 Which one is worse?
00:29:27.060 How do so many people have herpes and I don't?
00:29:30.920 I don't understand.
00:29:31.920 By the way, it says one out of five women.
00:29:34.000 Just overall.
00:29:35.600 I've met so many black chicks in my life. 1.00
00:29:37.360 So many of them have herpes. 0.97
00:29:38.260 Do you think that I'm immune?
00:29:38.780 Do you think I'm immune to herpes?
00:29:40.440 No.
00:29:40.920 I think you have herpes.
00:29:41.460 You built up a defense against it. 1.00
00:29:43.300 I think your dick's just so big you haven't noticed. 1.00
00:29:45.780 You haven't noticed. 1.00
00:29:46.600 I haven't seen the underside of your dick. 1.00
00:29:48.360 Why doesn't Liberty Lock... 1.00
00:29:49.640 No, Liberty Lock Pod, bro.
00:29:51.240 It's not going to be...
00:29:52.060 Let's see what he says.
00:29:55.420 I don't have access to personal health information.
00:29:57.920 You used the wrong handle.
00:29:59.220 But I will speculate.
00:30:00.460 Is he black?
00:30:01.320 Is he a black woman? 0.98
00:30:03.840 Because chances are. 0.99
00:30:04.740 Statistically speaking, he sounds like a black woman. 0.98
00:30:06.700 As a racist, heterosexual white man, the odds of him... 0.99
00:30:11.160 Wait up. 1.00
00:30:11.920 We have some more fucking black people facts here. 1.00
00:30:13.960 Because I did find the video. 1.00
00:30:15.480 Let's check this.
00:30:16.620 This is...
00:30:17.120 Black facts, yeah.
00:30:18.220 Yeah, we're going to have to sip... 1.00
00:30:19.500 Oh, what the fuck happened here? 0.97
00:30:21.200 This video is too long. 0.99
00:30:22.020 Let's not do it.
00:30:22.720 We're not going to do the whole thing.
00:30:23.540 Did we finish the fight?
00:30:24.540 I don't even know.
00:30:25.460 All right, you know what?
00:30:26.200 All right, Clint didn't want to do it fine.
00:30:27.960 All right, well...
00:30:28.400 No, it's good, but it's just too long.
00:30:30.400 Can we get an explanation of what he says?
00:30:32.780 Just kind of break it down?
00:30:33.740 So he's like...
00:30:34.600 He starts off...
00:30:36.260 He's like, did you know that back...
00:30:38.100 So we were looking up Leesburg, Florida.
00:30:39.620 Because that's where the studio is going to be.
00:30:40.860 Clint's looking to move there.
00:30:41.840 Dave's moving around there.
00:30:43.300 And this guy comes up with Leesburg facts.
00:30:45.100 So he's like, they used to be a tribe.
00:30:47.000 The Susquehanna tribe. 1.00
00:30:48.500 And shit, did you just throw that cat? 1.00
00:30:50.540 He just threw a cat. 1.00
00:30:51.940 I threw it in a good...
00:30:52.780 Cats land on their feet.
00:30:54.120 She's fine.
00:30:54.680 Don't mind me.
00:30:55.400 Continue, please, with your black guy story. 0.99
00:30:56.760 Don't fucking throw it in a good way. 1.00
00:30:58.660 This man's abusive. 1.00
00:30:59.740 So this nigga starts... 1.00
00:31:01.060 I'll just show you the picture. 1.00
00:31:02.140 This man just destroys pussy. 1.00
00:31:03.780 He says... 1.00
00:31:04.400 He says, like...
00:31:05.340 He's like, yeah, there was a tribe.
00:31:06.560 And some people think that there was giants in the tribe. 0.99
00:31:09.140 But shit, we don't know. 1.00
00:31:09.980 Dude, if we're going to recap the whole thing, just play the fucking video. 1.00
00:31:12.100 Nephilim shit? 1.00
00:31:12.780 All right, fine. 1.00
00:31:13.260 Real quick, yeah.
00:31:13.880 You might have heard of a town called Leesburg.
00:31:18.580 But did you know that Leesburg, it's the oldest city in Lake County, Florida.
00:31:22.880 But it's so old that it was agitators.
00:31:26.160 All right?
00:31:26.600 So the Tomoka tribe, they're the ones who settled in this area because of the lakes.
00:31:31.100 It was perfect for farming.
00:31:32.540 Also, this tribe, they love to fish.
00:31:34.980 What does he know about farming?
00:31:35.800 And with all the lakes, they have plenty of, you know, lakes to fish.
00:31:39.340 He's plantation owner, Tom.
00:31:40.480 Here's a little rumor about this tribe.
00:31:42.480 Listen to this, here's the bomb.
00:31:43.480 You know, some of the tribe members of this tribe, they were giants. 1.00
00:31:47.980 Nephilim shit, right? 0.99
00:31:48.740 I've mentioned that before, but, you know, there's no real proof of it. 0.99
00:31:53.060 Let's move on.
00:31:54.500 Yo, hold on, pause it, pause it, pause it.
00:31:57.240 That is a perfect description of Nephilim Death Squad. 0.94
00:32:00.460 I've heard they're giants.
00:32:01.820 There ain't no proof of it.
00:32:03.100 Anyways, let's move on. 1.00
00:32:04.380 Anyways, look at this shit. 1.00
00:32:05.740 Look at this shit. 1.00
00:32:06.460 This is 54 seconds. 1.00
00:32:08.100 54 seconds of an eight minute and seven second video.
00:32:11.320 And he's like, they was giants.
00:32:13.040 I can't prove it, but they was giants in Leesburg. 0.99
00:32:16.200 Anyway, and for the next seven minutes, he goes on to fucking talk about watermelon. 0.96
00:32:20.640 I swear on everything I own. 0.99
00:32:24.400 I was like, what the fuck does one of these things have to do with the other? 0.95
00:32:27.560 I don't know. 0.98
00:32:28.720 Let's hear him start talking about the watermelon.
00:32:29.620 Am I wrong, though, Clint?
00:32:30.680 No, no.
00:32:31.360 Look, it's a good clip.
00:32:33.080 I encourage people to watch it on their own time.
00:32:34.720 Just eight minutes is too much.
00:32:35.900 But it's funny.
00:32:36.600 Eight minutes is crazy.
00:32:36.960 It's very funny.
00:32:37.440 Can we hear him talk about watermelon for like two seconds, then? 0.99
00:32:39.820 I mean, if you want to fucking hear him talk about fucking... 0.99
00:32:42.280 I got to see him. 0.99
00:32:43.140 We're going to end up watching this whole fucking video. 1.00
00:32:44.480 No, no, no. 1.00
00:32:45.120 These niggas have watermelons. 1.00
00:32:46.920 They have boxcars. 1.00
00:32:47.720 What the fuck? 1.00
00:32:49.080 They just try to get the job done. 1.00
00:32:49.600 All these white folks. 0.96
00:32:51.180 See, you know, black kids, white kids in there.
00:32:55.520 Shout out to these watermelons. 1.00
00:32:57.420 Shout out to these watermelons. 1.00
00:32:59.440 He's like, he can't make a point because he's so distracted by the watermelon.
00:33:03.060 He was just hungry. 0.98
00:33:03.800 He was like, he's like, but goddamn, they have so many watermelons in here. 1.00
00:33:09.420 It's a black and white photo, but I know that shit pink, man. 1.00
00:33:12.200 I know that shit look good. 1.00
00:33:13.760 Now, are you the watermelon captain of Florida? 1.00
00:33:16.300 Oh, they have the watermelon festival, man.
00:33:19.080 So in 1930, they started the, you know, annual watermelon festival here in Leesburg.
00:33:24.700 But I got to say something.
00:33:25.780 I got to say it again.
00:33:26.420 Cole's going to go to that.
00:33:27.820 All right.
00:33:28.760 Now, I don't know if this is the 1930s one.
00:33:30.700 But as you clearly can see, this crowd is mixed.
00:33:34.580 He's talking about race relations again, and then he just gets back into like.
00:33:37.240 He's talking about race mixing. 0.73
00:33:37.920 Shout out to watermelon.
00:33:40.200 He's like the inverse andrew.
00:33:41.840 Toad, when was the last time you ate a watermelon?
00:33:43.360 Because I don't think Toad eats watermelon.
00:33:44.940 I don't think Toad's healthy enough.
00:33:46.560 I like that watermelon.
00:33:47.260 He's not healthy enough to eat watermelon.
00:33:48.040 No, no, no.
00:33:48.820 I know.
00:33:49.340 You like watermelon flavor.
00:33:50.980 Toad's the type of thing that eat a watermelon and then die from eating the seeds. 0.63
00:33:54.200 It actually does grow a tree.
00:33:56.000 It is definitely.
00:33:56.740 No, I eat the root sometimes.
00:33:58.180 The watermelon, they're the watermelon capital of Florida, Leesburg, Florida.
00:34:02.680 Leesburg?
00:34:03.400 And therefore, Leesburg is not currently recognized as the watermelon capital. 1.00
00:34:06.980 Wait, what the fuck? 0.99
00:34:08.100 Oh, because Georgia decided to call itself the watermelon capital? 1.00
00:34:11.820 How is Georgia the watermelon capital of Florida? 0.99
00:34:15.000 I fucking love watermelon. 1.00
00:34:19.860 Fuck you, Georgia. 1.00
00:34:22.780 Oh, here we go. 1.00
00:34:24.240 Hey, wait a second.
00:34:24.860 We might get four stars here. 0.97
00:34:26.900 I see an awful lot of black.
00:34:28.340 No, there's way too good.
00:34:29.320 What is going on?
00:34:29.660 Where is this at?
00:34:30.640 Is this a Walmart?
00:34:31.580 Airport.
00:34:32.820 This is an airport?
00:34:33.780 No.
00:34:34.360 Oh, this is a...
00:34:35.080 No.
00:34:35.360 No, it's a Walmart.
00:34:36.560 It looks like a Walmart.
00:34:36.920 I think it's a Walmart.
00:34:38.060 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:34:39.300 Damn, her whole butthole's out. 1.00
00:34:41.420 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:34:42.240 Oh, she got a fucking... 1.00
00:34:43.300 I just got kicked in a fucking butthole with Uggs. 1.00
00:34:44.560 The boom holes out. 1.00
00:34:45.520 Hold up.
00:34:45.940 Hold up.
00:34:46.440 Hold up.
00:34:46.960 Hold up.
00:34:47.500 Hold up.
00:34:47.900 Hold up.
00:34:48.460 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold up. 1.00
00:34:50.020 I'm a bitch. 1.00
00:34:50.900 Hold up. 1.00
00:34:52.240 Pause it.
00:34:52.940 You know how in nature...
00:34:54.260 Is that a rocket launcher?
00:34:56.280 Yeah, yeah, that's true.
00:34:57.140 You know how in nature things will be very bright colors to warn you? 1.00
00:35:02.340 Black women that do that shit with their hair. 1.00
00:35:05.780 You see the one with the red dreads? 1.00
00:35:07.540 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:08.100 You just know right away she's down to fight.
00:35:11.220 Go ahead and...
00:35:11.520 She's toxic is what you know. 1.00
00:35:12.880 It's like 10 seconds in.
00:35:14.200 Oh! 0.60
00:35:15.420 Look at that.
00:35:15.980 She went out right after that, though.
00:35:17.360 What knocked her out?
00:35:18.700 She hit somebody.
00:35:19.260 Oh, the dude hit her.
00:35:20.760 The dude hit her with the left. 1.00
00:35:22.760 Ow. 0.99
00:35:23.400 Ow. 0.99
00:35:24.260 Dude, why don't you even use it?
00:35:26.060 Just get in there.
00:35:27.200 Are those pipes?
00:35:28.080 Take the coins down.
00:35:28.920 No, it's those stanchions, dude.
00:35:30.780 It's those, like...
00:35:32.260 Yeah, it's the thing that...
00:35:33.980 Pause it, pause it, pause it.
00:35:34.660 It's the stanchions with the...
00:35:36.160 I love how...
00:35:37.080 Oh, yeah, all right. 0.87
00:35:37.820 If you back it up a little bit after he hits her, after every black person does, like, 1.00
00:35:41.320 an effective move, they do, like, an emote.
00:35:43.760 Like, they're...
00:35:44.500 You know, they're gonna play a wrestling game, and then they're, like...
00:35:47.580 Watch, watch.
00:35:48.080 Watch him hit her, and then watch him go...
00:35:49.800 Watch, watch, watch.
00:35:50.380 Watch what he does.
00:35:53.000 He emotes.
00:35:53.720 It's part of a loop.
00:35:57.680 He's starting looping right now.
00:36:00.140 Did you see the white guy walk right through it?
00:36:02.320 Just didn't get touched.
00:36:03.060 Did you see that?
00:36:04.460 Hold on, go back.
00:36:05.480 Go back.
00:36:06.220 Go back.
00:36:06.520 There's a white guy.
00:36:07.900 You can see him in the background right there.
00:36:09.140 You can see him. 1.00
00:36:09.520 This is like that video with the fucking gorilla. 1.00
00:36:11.740 The gorilla that walks by. 1.00
00:36:12.640 He just goes, I'm just gonna...
00:36:15.060 I'm just gonna scooch on by here.
00:36:16.560 Let me just scooch on by. 1.00
00:36:18.680 Let me just, uh...
00:36:20.000 Let me just scooch on by. 1.00
00:36:22.560 Fucking animals! 1.00
00:36:24.760 I'm not... 1.00
00:36:25.460 I haven't...
00:36:25.880 Yo, I still didn't see him.
00:36:27.820 Yeah!
00:36:29.240 Yo, that's...
00:36:29.900 That's how good...
00:36:30.560 That's how good white people are that are avoiding conflict.
00:36:32.660 No, no.
00:36:33.180 That's from Top Living in New York. 0.97
00:36:34.820 He cannot take his eyes off black people. 0.93
00:36:37.200 For his own safety. 0.99
00:36:38.680 He has to keep looking at the black person. 0.96
00:36:41.780 You're going, what? 0.79
00:36:42.620 I'm just going, what? 0.88
00:36:44.400 My black...
00:36:45.080 Wait, I'm just going, what was it?
00:36:46.480 Pause it.
00:36:47.100 Pause it.
00:36:47.380 Was that it?
00:36:48.140 Was that the guy that walked by?
00:36:49.980 Yeah. 1.00
00:36:50.260 Stop fucking with us. 1.00
00:36:51.500 No, I'm fucking dead serious. 1.00
00:36:53.060 Right there he is. 0.96
00:36:53.780 And then he starts moving.
00:36:54.700 He goes...
00:36:54.880 The dude with a white shirt.
00:36:55.940 Right there.
00:36:56.600 White shirt.
00:36:57.480 White dude. 0.69
00:36:58.460 Longish hair.
00:36:59.340 Right there.
00:37:00.120 The guy...
00:37:00.960 Yeah, that's him.
00:37:01.760 He's white.
00:37:02.060 He walks right out of there. 0.73
00:37:02.980 Oh, there he goes.
00:37:03.580 It's like seeing Bigfoot, dog.
00:37:05.080 Look.
00:37:05.280 That's what he looks like, Bigfoot.
00:37:06.500 It looks like the batter's beginning. 0.69
00:37:08.340 In order to find the white guy in a black fight, you just have to see someone who's 1.00
00:37:13.720 going the opposite direction of the flow of humanity. 0.71
00:37:16.560 And you're like, oh, there goes the white guy.
00:37:18.480 You know what I'm surprised about?
00:37:20.140 The flow of humanity.
00:37:21.140 You know what I'm surprised about?
00:37:22.520 Is that they're not...
00:37:25.060 In jail?
00:37:26.880 Well, not in the street. 0.99
00:37:28.340 Like, the ones that are around it aren't just, like, stealing shit at the current man. 0.97
00:37:33.460 Because everybody's looking at the fight. 0.99
00:37:35.200 They probably are.
00:37:35.800 Go to 52 seconds. 1.00
00:37:37.560 This bitch looks like such a crack hoe. 1.00
00:37:39.340 Look at that. 1.00
00:37:40.140 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:37:40.780 The girl in the blue looks like her fucking breeds would pop off real nice. 1.00
00:37:45.840 This bitch looks like the fucking dude from Be a Menace to the Hood while drinking juice 1.00
00:37:50.800 to South Central. 1.00
00:37:51.560 I got these cheeseburgers, man.
00:37:53.980 I'm so cute, dude.
00:37:55.860 Two layers, though.
00:37:57.460 That's crazy.
00:37:58.120 I just can't believe that they're...
00:37:59.840 Like, I don't see anybody.
00:38:00.860 Because, honestly, I might.
00:38:02.200 If I saw this fight happening, I might just be like... 1.00
00:38:04.440 Wait, your instinct is when you see a fucking ruckus to go rob shit? 1.00
00:38:08.300 Just because there's... 1.00
00:38:09.080 Dude, you've been living around blacks too long. 1.00
00:38:11.080 That's insane. 1.00
00:38:11.740 Dude, you are black. 1.00
00:38:12.600 Because, like... 0.99
00:38:13.280 Well, no, because Top understands. 1.00
00:38:14.520 When you go to Walmart, you just steal a couple shit. 1.00
00:38:16.240 Yeah, but he's fucking brown. 1.00
00:38:18.480 What the hell's the matter with you? 1.00
00:38:19.560 You just steal a few things. 1.00
00:38:20.720 Dude, you're even worse than these black people. 1.00
00:38:23.160 I respect property, Cole. 1.00
00:38:25.780 No, fuck property. 1.00
00:38:26.860 I mean, I'm trying to steal from Walmart, but I want them to try to catch me. 1.00
00:38:30.620 To do it like that is so underhanded.
00:38:33.240 How do you think her breeds would pop off? 0.84
00:38:35.240 Dude, it's like...
00:38:36.260 What's what I'm saying? 0.96
00:38:36.860 It's like Mickey Mouse with genital wards. 0.81
00:38:38.780 You gotta twist them. 1.00
00:38:39.720 You gotta fucking twist them off. 1.00
00:38:41.960 She's got shit knots on her head. 1.00
00:38:43.500 Do you think it hurts? 1.00
00:38:44.000 Yeah, but she's a man, though, so I think... 0.99
00:38:45.800 I bet they do hurt.
00:38:47.260 The percentage of our chances she has STDs is lower.
00:38:49.640 And then it's...
00:38:50.540 That's why they're all bald. 0.98
00:38:51.880 Because it fucking literally pulls the hair out of the follicle or whatever. 1.00
00:38:55.240 Imagine fucking punching one of them so hard, just hitting him with an uppercut that, like... 0.99
00:38:59.320 You hit him, boom, and all their braids pop out like sonic rings. 1.00
00:39:02.500 That'd be crazy. 1.00
00:39:02.800 And then, like, 20 of them come out of the trees and stab you and rob you and fuck you. 1.00
00:39:06.480 Yeah, that would happen after. 1.00
00:39:07.860 But it'd be worth it.
00:39:09.080 One thing I've always noticed about interracial fights, particularly at, like, the professional level, is that... 1.00
00:39:14.760 You're really a white person?
00:39:15.860 Well, yeah, obviously. 0.86
00:39:16.860 But the white people will never look...
00:39:20.420 And I don't think it's just an optical illusion.
00:39:21.860 I think that, like...
00:39:22.600 I honestly believe this. 0.93
00:39:23.580 And this sounds kind of ridiculous. 0.99
00:39:24.680 But I honestly believe that black people's muscle is not as dense as white people's muscle. 1.00
00:39:29.620 It's not. 0.91
00:39:30.220 You're 100% right.
00:39:31.420 Jalen Turner just had to retire from the UFC.
00:39:33.860 And this dude looked like he's carved out of stone.
00:39:35.680 But it didn't matter. 0.99
00:39:36.680 He's getting fucked up by, like, Renato Moicano. 0.99
00:39:39.760 I say... 0.98
00:39:40.300 Does Yoel Romero count?
00:39:42.040 Dude, that's so crazy.
00:39:43.160 I was also going to say Yoel Romero.
00:39:44.980 He's Cuban.
00:39:46.220 And he's also...
00:39:46.960 But the neck muscles aren't dense enough.
00:39:48.860 I honestly believe that Yoel Romero, and I'm not even kidding, was a Soviet experiment. 0.89
00:39:53.980 Yeah, I think so.
00:39:54.660 Oh, yeah.
00:39:54.900 He is.
00:39:56.080 So, different story. 0.98
00:39:57.420 And that's fucking awesome. 0.99
00:39:58.180 He doesn't have a neck. 0.99
00:39:59.880 No, he doesn't need a neck.
00:40:01.120 That one about where... 1.00
00:40:02.820 They're like, the only weakness amongst the black population is their neck. 1.00
00:40:06.920 We're going to build Yoel Romero with no neck. 0.99
00:40:09.800 We can't make his neck stronger, but we can make his traps so big.
00:40:13.160 It doesn't matter.
00:40:14.320 He's the ultimate black fighter, yeah. 0.86
00:40:16.700 Dude, it's funny you say that, Clint, because there was a...
00:40:19.740 I saw a video the other day, and it was like, they had...
00:40:22.800 It was a Jeff Knipper video.
00:40:23.920 He's a big fitness influencer, and he had, like, five people in a row, and he was just
00:40:28.520 like, say which one is not natty, or which one is natural.
00:40:32.000 And it was like, two huge dudes, a woman, another white guy, and then this black guy. 0.58
00:40:38.420 And they're all pretty big. 0.81
00:40:39.540 And the black guy was the one that wasn't natural. 1.00
00:40:42.020 This guy's 65 years old.
00:40:43.980 Oh, yeah. 0.87
00:40:46.640 But the black guy was never natural. 1.00
00:40:48.580 He's a product. 0.98
00:40:49.760 I was like, they were like, the black guy's natural.
00:40:52.720 And I was like, but he's not. 0.90
00:40:53.800 He's black.
00:40:54.660 Like, it doesn't count. 0.98
00:40:55.380 Yeah, he's a Jewish bioweapon, actually, so how could he be natural? 1.00
00:40:59.500 Just to be clear, it's not that black people aren't strong, and it's not that black people 0.98
00:41:05.920 aren't decent at fighting.
00:41:06.940 Some of them are really good.
00:41:08.140 It's just that if you see an equally sized white guy to a black guy, that white dude
00:41:14.720 is way stronger, and I don't know why.
00:41:17.280 Yeah. 0.99
00:41:17.780 So my only assumption is that there's, like, liquid in their muscles or some shit. 0.97
00:41:23.820 There's an appearance. 0.99
00:41:24.640 This is called racist bro science.
00:41:27.860 No, no, I thought about this a lot.
00:41:30.060 You're 100% right, and it occurred to me, like, when I was, like, in high school, one
00:41:34.540 of my friends, we got into an altercation with a black kid.
00:41:37.240 Go figure.
00:41:38.060 They were about to jump me in the locker room, and my boy comes out of, like, he comes out
00:41:41.680 from the other way, and he's like, all right, so then let's fight, because there's two of
00:41:44.060 you guys, and it was just me.
00:41:45.840 So he's like, all right, now there's two of us.
00:41:46.920 Let's fight. 1.00
00:41:47.300 And the guy, the black guy said some shit, and my boy told him, he said, yo, I'm going to 1.00
00:41:50.580 punch, I'll punch your fucking six pack, so six pack, six pack off your stomach. 1.00
00:41:54.640 And I thought about it, and I was like, you probably could, because it's just, like, 1.00
00:41:57.380 it's just facade.
00:41:58.580 There's not really actual money.
00:41:59.800 They don't do anything.
00:42:00.940 You ever see the babies? 0.99
00:42:02.020 Sometimes the babies come out, and they're like, fucking, oh. 0.99
00:42:04.400 Dude, there's like a six pack of, like, cans of liquid. 1.00
00:42:07.480 Yeah, I look at them, I'm like, you're not strong, baby. 1.00
00:42:09.540 Fuck you, baby. 1.00
00:42:10.640 You're not fucking strong, baby. 1.00
00:42:12.020 You dumb fucking. 1.00
00:42:12.980 Why are you flexing on me, baby? 1.00
00:42:14.480 Fucking stupid looking. 1.00
00:42:16.120 Stop flexing on me, baby. 1.00
00:42:17.420 Get the fuck out of here, baby. 1.00
00:42:19.040 Yeah, they're not as strong as they look, which is very odd. 1.00
00:42:22.260 They just appear strong.
00:42:23.380 Yeah, it's just strange.
00:42:25.540 You will see a white guy who's like, he looks as if he's probably 20 pounds lighter, and he 1.00
00:42:30.720 will knock the fucking black dude's head off. 1.00
00:42:32.500 I cracked the case. 1.00
00:42:33.360 I know why.
00:42:33.620 This actually makes sense.
00:42:34.860 It's like, it's really just fast switch versus slow switch.
00:42:36.840 I don't know.
00:42:37.340 It's not even that.
00:42:38.300 Look, if you're a time preference, high time preference.
00:42:40.560 No, if you're at a.
00:42:42.160 Dude, our time preference, our time preference is so DNA bound, it goes down to the muscle
00:42:46.700 fighters.
00:42:47.280 Which is really funny, because the best marathon runners are also from Africa.
00:42:50.820 Wait, let David go.
00:42:51.660 I feel like David's about to enlighten us.
00:42:54.580 We thought we bred them for strength and, like, work efficiency, but you don't have time
00:42:59.160 to test your sleeve.
00:43:00.340 Steve, when you're at an auction, you're doing it based off of looks only.
00:43:04.280 That's right.
00:43:04.740 So we bred them for aesthetics accidentally.
00:43:07.620 They're not very strong. 1.00
00:43:08.660 They're not good workers, which is exactly why they're lazy pieces of shit. 1.00
00:43:13.720 Oh, I was going to say, I thought it had to do with, like, the sickle cell. 1.00
00:43:17.020 So it's like some sort of, like, lack of oxygen going to the muscle. 0.99
00:43:20.260 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00
00:43:21.980 I feel like you guys are getting more racist. 1.00
00:43:24.520 No, no, no.
00:43:25.580 No.
00:43:26.180 You're like, no, I've been like this the whole time.
00:43:28.940 I just thought that was...
00:43:29.580 I'm turning it down.
00:43:30.360 That being said, I haven't talked to my black friend in a while.
00:43:33.240 Do you feel bad about it?
00:43:35.420 No.
00:43:36.580 I just assumed he was in prison.
00:43:38.600 You're actively relieved by it, Cole?
00:43:40.780 Yeah.
00:43:41.280 Actually, every time I go to the gym, I'm like, I hope he's there.
00:43:44.380 Because I want to talk to him and talk to some basketball and stuff.
00:43:47.060 Are you actually strong?
00:43:48.520 Or you just look strong?
00:43:49.640 Like, is that what you want to say to him?
00:43:51.120 No, he's not even strong.
00:43:52.080 He's a thin... 0.97
00:43:52.620 He's one of the thinner black. 1.00
00:43:53.840 He's, like, a very... 0.95
00:43:54.700 He's a flexible black. 0.97
00:43:55.960 It's kind of crazy. 0.97
00:43:56.980 He's, like, very...
00:43:57.440 That's a rarity.
00:43:58.420 One of the blacks that can fit through tennis rackets. 1.00
00:44:00.580 You ever see that?
00:44:01.560 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:02.300 You think he's a black shit? 1.00
00:44:03.640 I do. 1.00
00:44:04.400 That's crazy shit. 1.00
00:44:05.140 I know he's a yoga black. 1.00
00:44:06.920 What is it with the blacks, like, the breakdancing blacks that have the capacity to fucking take 1.00
00:44:11.140 their arms behind their head and do the fucking... 1.00
00:44:13.920 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:44:14.460 Yeah, I don't know.
00:44:14.980 The Exorcist blacks. 1.00
00:44:16.920 Yeah. 0.72
00:44:17.200 What is the brand of Exorcist black?
00:44:18.860 Like, where do they come from?
00:44:19.580 Is it's Poltergeist black? 0.61
00:44:20.920 It's Exorcist black?
00:44:21.820 I don't know.
00:44:23.040 Call him a spook, actually. 0.99
00:44:24.360 Like, I've literally never seen a white dude do that.
00:44:26.580 It's just... 0.93
00:44:26.900 It's always black guys. 1.00
00:44:27.620 I've never seen a white dude fit through a tennis racket, I don't think. 0.97
00:44:30.580 My favorite black is the telekinesis black.
00:44:32.960 It's, like, very close to the anime black.
00:44:34.400 Oh, that's...
00:44:35.000 Dude, that is one of...
00:44:36.720 That's a top three black. 0.81
00:44:37.980 Dude, no.
00:44:38.760 Top... 0.94
00:44:39.040 No, I'll say a top black is a ninja black. 1.00
00:44:42.440 Ninja black is one of my favorites. 0.90
00:44:43.860 Yeah, but there's the overlap there between telekinesis blacks, anime blacks, and ninja blacks.
00:44:47.820 They're basically the same.
00:44:48.800 It's all the same.
00:44:49.840 And the second issue is Wu-Tang.
00:44:52.520 And what's funny is, like, in the hood, they would be called the nerd blacks, but you guys 0.98
00:44:55.900 like them the best. 0.91
00:44:56.780 Oh, yeah, but they're the best.
00:44:57.780 I don't like this.
00:44:58.460 I don't like this.
00:44:59.440 I don't like this.
00:44:59.740 Oh, whoa.
00:45:01.480 Whoa. 0.99
00:45:01.820 What a shocker that it's a black guy. 0.96
00:45:03.060 Everybody knows how to do... 0.97
00:45:04.440 How to do...
00:45:04.580 How to do bull breaking.
00:45:05.820 And the dead arm is like this.
00:45:08.560 You're going to take your left hand, put it on your right elbow, bend this one down,
00:45:12.860 and slowly just start bending it down like this.
00:45:14.900 This guy has no bones, dude.
00:45:15.960 Now, at first, you're not going to be able to go nowhere.
00:45:17.460 I can only kind of do it like...
00:45:18.400 So it's going to be really, like, sloppy and starting to go that far because your bones
00:45:21.780 is going to hurt.
00:45:22.140 And he got out.
00:45:22.740 The more you get used to it, the farther you go down.
00:45:26.180 Once you're used to it, you can take it back.
00:45:27.620 How's he doing that?
00:45:28.480 Turn around.
00:45:29.240 And do whatever you want with it.
00:45:32.040 So let's try it again.
00:45:33.600 Remember, be careful and scratch first.
00:45:36.080 Five, six, seven, eight.
00:45:39.660 One, two, three, four.
00:45:43.680 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one, two, three, four, make sure you pull it
00:45:57.240 down, five, six, seven, eight, and out.
00:46:00.660 You got to make you pull all the way back.
00:46:02.400 It's a choreographed dance.
00:46:04.740 Another bummer you can do as well is this one.
00:46:07.280 Basically, it's you taking your arm and pulling it all the way around.
00:46:13.700 This one, you have to be prepared for it because the first time you do it, if you're double 0.97
00:46:17.880 jointed, it's okay. 1.00
00:46:18.780 What do you think he does with his dick? 1.00
00:46:20.480 He just goes, he goes, showtime, and then he fucking does this. 1.00
00:46:24.180 I've seen this before a thousand times. 0.99
00:46:26.060 No, no. 0.99
00:46:27.000 Do they do that in the subways and shit? 0.99
00:46:29.560 You've never been showtime in the subway? 0.99
00:46:31.760 You know what's funny?
00:46:32.380 I've never been to a subway.
00:46:33.340 You know what's funny? 1.00
00:46:34.360 You are fucking blessed. 1.00
00:46:35.660 Basically, the beggar culture amongst black people in New York is actually changing their 1.00
00:46:42.040 evolutionary process because they all put out the hat and they go like, yo, if you like 0.58
00:46:47.760 the show, throw some money.
00:46:49.540 So they're all becoming, not ambidextrous, but I don't know.
00:46:53.800 Maybe it's their bones. 1.00
00:46:54.400 Pointed or fucking. 1.00
00:46:55.560 Maybe their bones are lighter, like chickens. 1.00
00:46:57.940 Chickens have very light bones.
00:46:58.920 Maybe that's why they're not as strong as the whites when they're the same size. 1.00
00:47:01.640 That's what happens.
00:47:02.480 Their bones are light.
00:47:03.980 Maybe they just got some light-ass bones.
00:47:05.400 That's a drink thing because I was like, aren't most of the acrobats, like all the guys in 0.97
00:47:12.320 the Olympics and stuff that do the acrobatics, they're all usually white guys, right? 0.97
00:47:15.800 Almost always. 0.90
00:47:16.340 Except for the greatest one of all time for women is a black girl. 1.00
00:47:21.020 So I don't understand.
00:47:21.520 Maybe girls are different. 1.00
00:47:22.380 Maybe black girls are different. 1.00
00:47:24.000 Because the black, I always see white dudes. 1.00
00:47:26.040 There we go. 0.97
00:47:26.780 They're like some black dudes. 1.00
00:47:28.260 I get stuck there forever. 0.98
00:47:40.560 That was easy.
00:47:41.940 Yeah.
00:47:42.160 this is how you escape your change he's like he's like this is this is how you get out of handcuffs
00:47:50.640 just picture the white man as as this tennis racket the white man is a tennis racket 1.00
00:47:59.380 you know how the tennis racket always be oppressing your ass well this is how you 1.00
00:48:03.200 get right through it that tennis crackin you know when you beat the shit out of all your 1.00
00:48:07.720 aunties and uncles and even the little babies that was a fucking toad with a banger congratulations 0.99
00:48:12.660 toad that was a good one tennis crack crack it it was whatever i like it all right all right so 0.99
00:48:20.300 top top what what are you doing what are you doing with your life why why why are you why are you
00:48:27.760 trying to make your name off of beefing with everybody everybody let's talk about it after
00:48:34.420 the laney edit uh cathartic release time yeah yeah see if you feel like arguing with me after the
00:48:40.600 laney edit i'm not arguing i'm trying to understand it anyways go ahead we're gonna be in a liney
00:48:45.280 production let's check it out i might do maybe 15 minutes of coding and it's not even that good
00:48:54.860 and then when i get home i walk past the bridge and i just think about killing myself all i can
00:49:00.100 think about all day at work it's betting betting betting betting betting betting let's go
00:49:06.260 definitely tap tap code code code code all day i just told you it's it's software that deals with 1.00
00:49:14.640 don't be fucking rude what what are you getting out of this money not pussy that's for sure 1.00
00:49:23.160 no fucking no fulfillment hold on hold on like 50 cents an hour about my life yet they want to 1.00
00:49:29.540 tell me about my life which is the thing the only thing i understand about your life is that you 0.98
00:49:33.860 don't like it yeah so that's the whole reason that i have something to say no you're right i don't 0.95
00:49:38.280 yeah dude it's my fucking birthday i don't want i don't want any of this well it's your birthday so 0.98
00:49:42.920 that's the that's the reason that it spurred this conversation it's gonna be my death day no it's not 0.99
00:49:47.040 no it's not because i love you and you're not allowed to kill yourself so there you go no idea
00:49:51.540 the ability to text 9-1-1 for help is so new patrol officer scott sherman didn't recognize the tone
00:49:58.720 when it came in 45 highland ave the apartment number and it said uh i no longer have any reason
00:50:05.220 to live when officers arrived at the man's apartment they say his sister answered the door
00:50:10.240 she didn't understand why we were there she she said she hadn't called police officers forcing
00:50:15.520 their way into the man's room where they found him hanging in a closet oh my god so there is a
00:50:21.080 certain podcast and i'm not gonna name names obviously because that gives them clout but they 0.97
00:50:26.960 talk about me all the time because they're mormon schmucks hail satan hail me this is how we do it 1.00
00:50:35.580 i've been thinking about killing myself all day man what an old piece of shit this guy is right 1.00
00:50:51.600 this is how we do it wednesday night 1.00
00:50:57.940 penis pumps are for pleasure as well 1.00
00:51:03.480 consider me a weird sick homo 0.99
00:51:12.120 i never understood the whole using a sock for anybody else i always thought that was weird 0.96
00:51:22.720 yeah i think it did for me a couple weeks when i was a little kid and then you realize like 0.57
00:51:26.240 just fucking none on the floor who cares it's it's got it's i guess 0.98
00:51:28.940 you got a nut in the 0.91
00:51:31.860 you have like a hundred subscribers on your show don't don't do that 241
00:51:40.540 can someone inform me what the jews have done in the last week
00:51:47.420 there has to be a line like there has to be a cutoff is it just 18 just like all of a sudden
00:52:04.040 like yeah that's the cutoff goal that's the age we came to
00:52:09.640 he's like i mean you just know that i gotta get right in a big black
00:52:15.160 oh the hair
00:52:17.520 genealogy professional uh she has been a professional dog trainer and dog sitter
00:52:24.620 a woman from youngstown's west side can never have pets again prosecutors have brought charges
00:52:30.860 against her after seeing pictures of her engaging in sex acts with a small dog
00:52:35.040 she knows exactly what she's doing though she's really good on it 1.00
00:52:38.240 fucking prompt to get the ai to do it and then the ai's gonna do it 0.90
00:52:41.500 why don't you write a program for the prompts 0.99
00:52:43.720 hey wait wait wait right 1.00
00:52:45.480 hey hey hey hey get a hold of yourself faggot 1.00
00:52:48.840 yeah dude whatever anyway 1.00
00:52:55.220 what a fucking idiot god damn dude 1.00
00:52:59.060 if you lose smell you also lose taste unfortunately 1.00
00:53:01.160 that's not true 0.98
00:53:02.580 that's 100 look at fucking up 0.92
00:53:04.480 what happened hey by the way by the way what happened whenever you got coke 0.97
00:53:07.460 your taste is linked to smell
00:53:08.940 a lasutu is in there
00:53:15.360 a eswatini there then going left to right you got uh namibia botswana
00:53:22.140 i want to tell you something toad i think we should end this episode but i really want to tell
00:53:30.700 you happy birthday man happy birthday toad 0.88
00:53:34.220 this lady's really good dude i can't believe clint i can't believe you want to fucking argue with me after that 0.99
00:53:50.160 what do you got have you changed your mind after seeing a man take a metal post to the armpit what what the fuck i mean just having just to have toad fucking reading off all the african nations and different fights 0.97
00:54:02.880 unbelievable dude i feel i feel uh bad the only thing i miss out of that is that we didn't get what we do every time at the end of the show where we get toad to talk right before we cut it out 0.98
00:54:14.400 oh yeah we did that again why do i always fall for it
00:54:18.500 i don't know
00:54:19.820 i thought it's my birthday don't let me plug 0.99
00:54:22.200 we got about another 40 minutes before we do it to you toad so just fucking try it or keep it in your head 0.98
00:54:27.400 i really i really want to do the whole life 0.99
00:54:30.100 i don't know when it's coming
00:54:30.580 you never know
00:54:31.620 i honestly i want to have a countdown i want to be like we do an hour and a half
00:54:35.600 like no matter what we do an hour and a half
00:54:37.260 there's a countdown at the top right corner or whatever that he can see
00:54:40.360 and it still will happen every time i swear to god it will
00:54:43.100 like we will get him every time
00:54:44.780 we did it that way
00:54:45.740 that was a particularly neat episode right i mean
00:54:48.960 i thought it was like it was mean but it was mixed with love
00:54:52.220 yeah dude
00:54:54.180 if you miss if you miss that post show go watch it because we we
00:54:57.960 it was a great it was a great episode i thought
00:55:00.340 most of it was in the lane yet
00:55:02.140 oh that's right we're gonna go to the post show now right
00:55:04.600 are we getting out of here
00:55:05.800 soon
00:55:06.640 dude i am inspired by top
00:55:09.060 all right well then if you're inspired by it
00:55:10.920 make sure that you subscribe to the patreon so you can come and watch the post show
00:55:14.340 because we're gonna we're gonna talk about it
00:55:15.880 i i just want to understand top's mentality
00:55:18.560 because he's just like uh he's just scorched earth 0.99
00:55:20.600 no no go ahead keep on vamping because i'll pull up that uh that fucking video 1.00
00:55:25.540 so that way we can plug our shit 0.99
00:55:27.300 stop beefing with more than just tim pool 0.99
00:55:28.680 was it somebody else we're gonna pull up the qr as well
00:55:30.840 it's phil
00:55:31.440 oh phil well phil deserved it 0.95
00:55:33.080 that was real gay of phil yeah 0.97
00:55:34.920 phil deserved that one 0.99
00:55:36.600 that was oh yeah 1.00
00:55:38.360 he even deleted his fucking tweet 1.00
00:55:39.640 yeah like a fucking hoe 1.00
00:55:41.940 because i said so wait up what are we doing here 0.99
00:55:44.640 i don't know plugging the patreon
00:55:46.980 that's right 0.93
00:55:47.660 you guys can go to fucking uh patreon.com backslash 0.98
00:55:50.860 backslash 0.98
00:55:51.600 i was gonna say backslash
00:55:53.020 uh tower gang
00:55:54.560 go there go check us out
00:55:55.980 you can join up at the seven day free trial level
00:55:58.600 and uh see if you like us
00:56:00.000 a little bit more
00:56:00.940 30 minutes more
00:56:01.840 are we ready to talk about bohemian grove or is that uh still
00:56:06.920 oh you guys yeah let's talk about bohemian grove also before we get out of here
00:56:10.800 um all right
00:56:11.840 so i am in uh final stages of getting the theater
00:56:17.100 we've got sam tripoli booked
00:56:18.980 we have shane cashman booked
00:56:20.780 they'll be there both nights
00:56:22.700 mc um shane's gonna be emceeing
00:56:24.980 sam's gonna be doing stand-up comedy
00:56:26.920 and i think i'm gonna ask him to come on tower gang 0.85
00:56:29.040 i want to have a fucking fun cycle of people 0.90
00:56:32.020 but uh 0.99
00:56:32.980 it's gonna be sick dude
00:56:35.020 there's gonna be watermelon
00:56:35.880 we're gonna be in leesburg florida
00:56:37.500 we're gonna be at the tropic theater
00:56:39.140 don't promise them watermelon dude
00:56:40.500 we can't promise them watermelon
00:56:41.660 i don't know if we should promise
00:56:42.620 i don't want the undesirables coming
00:56:44.800 oh there's there's yeah 1.00
00:56:45.960 there's some blacks out there 0.99
00:56:46.920 and they'll come if they smell it 0.98
00:56:47.900 it is it's gonna be a fun time
00:56:50.020 two nights uh
00:56:50.920 one night conspiracy
00:56:51.580 one night comedy
00:56:52.260 so go join there
00:56:53.380 and uh people of the patreon
00:56:55.120 for nephilim desqua
00:56:56.620 for any of our patreons
00:56:57.780 we'll get first crack at the tickets 0.99
00:56:59.120 hey dumbass when is it 0.99
00:57:00.000 june 20th i think 1.00
00:57:01.020 june 20th and the 21st
00:57:03.520 that's gonna be a friday
00:57:04.420 and a saturday
00:57:05.400 so
00:57:05.760 yeah i think you're gonna want to be there both nights 0.92
00:57:08.140 it's gonna be a fucking fun time 0.84
00:57:09.560 after the shows 0.94
00:57:10.520 we're gonna be hanging out
00:57:11.300 if you guys want to hang out
00:57:12.480 whoever wants to come
00:57:13.040 we're gonna go to the restaurants
00:57:13.840 gonna go to the ice cream bars 0.97
00:57:14.880 whatever the fuck 0.99
00:57:15.360 last time 0.96
00:57:15.820 last time we weren't really able to do that
00:57:17.700 so this time we're gonna try
00:57:19.020 and make that happen
00:57:19.800 because i know like
00:57:20.660 a lot of you guys
00:57:21.540 go ahead
00:57:22.360 we're not gonna try
00:57:23.500 we know the owners of these places
00:57:25.660 so we're gonna actually like shut down
00:57:27.520 well as much as we can
00:57:29.120 one or two of them
00:57:30.100 see if we can get like
00:57:31.180 i don't know
00:57:31.840 karaoke in one 0.97
00:57:32.740 or whatever the fuck 0.93
00:57:33.500 yeah we own the town 0.99
00:57:34.660 that sounds really fun
00:57:35.420 yeah no
00:57:35.920 just what i'm saying is like
00:57:37.200 last time we didn't kick it with the fans
00:57:39.200 and i know a lot of people 0.98
00:57:40.080 fucking like 0.97
00:57:40.700 flew out from all over the country 0.99
00:57:42.320 to come and watch the show
00:57:43.980 the same guys last time
00:57:44.520 we did a little bit
00:57:45.420 right
00:57:45.600 we were at
00:57:45.980 whatever that restaurant
00:57:47.120 well yeah
00:57:47.760 but that was very brief
00:57:48.660 i'm just saying
00:57:49.200 like this time
00:57:49.860 we're gonna make sure it happens
00:57:50.680 so
00:57:50.920 yeah we went to the restaurant
00:57:51.840 and then
00:57:52.660 some people left
00:57:53.680 because they were 1.00
00:57:54.460 assholes 1.00
00:57:55.260 yeah 1.00
00:57:55.840 because the server 1.00
00:57:56.520 was a fucking piece of shit 1.00
00:57:57.660 oh yeah 1.00
00:57:58.320 the server was terrible
00:57:59.540 and the other day
00:58:01.060 or maybe it was earlier
00:58:01.740 that same day
00:58:02.320 we were basically just like 0.99
00:58:03.180 fuck the fans 1.00
00:58:03.880 we're gonna go shooting 1.00
00:58:04.740 with the lectern guy 0.98
00:58:06.240 oh yeah
00:58:06.520 that was fun though
00:58:07.300 this is gonna be much different
00:58:08.780 this is like a
00:58:09.880 it's the craziest thing
00:58:11.280 it's small town Florida
00:58:12.760 and there are
00:58:14.280 three or four blocks
00:58:15.360 of things to do
00:58:16.900 and it's a literal
00:58:17.600 it's just literally
00:58:18.400 like a small city
00:58:19.280 with a theater in it
00:58:21.020 we're trying to take over
00:58:21.920 like a four block radius
00:58:23.120 yeah
00:58:23.560 we're taking over
00:58:24.280 the car rental place there too
00:58:25.740 so that Mark Random
00:58:26.620 doesn't rent one
00:58:27.380 there's gonna be like
00:58:28.360 200 of you
00:58:29.000 in this small town
00:58:30.980 in a three block radius
00:58:32.160 it's gonna be
00:58:32.780 very
00:58:33.420 very fun
00:58:34.720 you can prevent
00:58:35.700 Mark Random
00:58:36.160 from renting a car
00:58:36.860 by just not renting it
00:58:37.940 for him
00:58:38.480 that's right
00:58:39.440 but all right 1.00
00:58:40.140 we're gonna get the fuck 0.60
00:58:40.840 out of here
00:58:41.300 so join the Patreon 0.99
00:58:42.640 go to the fucking link 0.98
00:58:44.160 and we'll see you guys later 0.99
00:58:45.280 bye bye
00:58:45.940 right
00:58:47.700 kicking him out
00:58:48.440 poor guy 1.00
00:58:50.760 poor motherfucker 1.00
00:58:52.120 right here 1.00
00:58:52.680 you can go find it
00:58:53.600 you can watch it
00:58:54.260 just scroll backwards
00:58:55.760 it's not like
00:58:56.640 it's literally
00:58:57.560 yeah it's on YouTube
00:58:58.460 poor dude 1.00
00:58:59.160 it's totally fucked 1.00
00:58:59.940 just go backwards 1.00
00:59:00.880 it won't be on YouTube
00:59:02.340 for long though
00:59:03.540 so now we're gonna
00:59:04.380 are we
00:59:04.880 we're talking about
00:59:06.080 Top's beef
00:59:06.500 just briefly
00:59:07.640 just briefly
00:59:08.280 cause here's my point
00:59:09.560 it was funny
00:59:10.220 I don't have a problem 0.99
00:59:11.140 with Top fucking 1.00
00:59:12.080 I don't go take a piss 1.00
00:59:13.260 real quick
00:59:13.620 I don't really have a problem
00:59:14.840 with Top lighting
00:59:15.260 people on fire
00:59:15.860 I've grown
00:59:17.180 I've grown accustomed to it
00:59:21.680 I've grown accustomed to Top
00:59:23.320 just constantly picking fights
00:59:24.600 with people that I consider friends
00:59:25.720 but
00:59:26.360 here's the thing
00:59:27.700 he's going about it
00:59:29.240 in such a malicious fashion 0.99
00:59:30.900 he's actually taking shit 0.99
00:59:32.100 out of context 0.99
00:59:32.640 he's basically acting
00:59:34.180 as like a
00:59:34.860 a bad journalist
00:59:35.900 against
00:59:36.480 what
00:59:37.660 should be
00:59:38.680 not friends per se
00:59:40.260 but at least like
00:59:41.120 kind of on our side
00:59:43.140 and he's just like
00:59:44.100 nope
00:59:44.600 I'm gonna give you
00:59:45.440 not the benefit of the doubt 0.88
00:59:46.520 I'm gonna tear you down
00:59:47.400 and I'm gonna do so publicly 0.96
00:59:48.600 as aggressively as possible
00:59:49.580 regardless of the facts
00:59:50.460 on hand
00:59:51.140 why
00:59:52.180 whose side are you on Top
00:59:53.680 Top is right
00:59:54.380 I'm on his side
00:59:55.300 well yeah I know
00:59:56.400 whose side am I on
00:59:57.340 Tim but whatever
00:59:58.700 I hate Israel
00:59:59.720 hold on one second 0.91
01:00:01.140 I'm gonna give 1.00
01:00:01.680 I'm gonna give fucking 0.99
01:00:02.460 Josie the link 0.99
01:00:03.180 cause I feel bad
01:00:04.000 I like when Josie's in here 0.99
01:00:05.800 so she can
01:00:06.780 Jews
01:00:07.300 Jews
01:00:07.600 Jews 1.00
01:00:07.860 hates 0.99
01:00:08.200 so let me give the backstory
01:00:11.840 cause a lot of people
01:00:12.640 don't know
01:00:13.080 I'm sure
01:00:13.520 cause they don't pay 1.00
01:00:14.260 attention to this shit 1.00
01:00:14.900 last night 1.00
01:00:15.940 Tim Poole announces
01:00:17.480 that he's going to
01:00:18.300 go have a meeting
01:00:19.300 with Benjamin Netanyahu 1.00
01:00:21.020 crazy 0.86
01:00:21.860 which is an insane thing
01:00:23.900 to even say
01:00:24.680 but it did happen
01:00:25.580 turns out that
01:00:27.320 they're doing it
01:00:27.820 under Chattanooga's rules
01:00:28.940 which means that
01:00:29.760 it's
01:00:30.180 I am actually gay guys
01:00:31.620 hey
01:00:32.380 you got it
01:00:33.120 which means
01:00:33.740 I am actually gay guys 0.75
01:00:35.140 you have to 0.89
01:00:35.660 you have to
01:00:36.120 you have to actually
01:00:36.880 spell my name right
01:00:37.740 for it to be me
01:00:38.300 let's take it
01:00:38.780 let's take it from
01:00:39.540 day one Clint
01:00:41.020 okay
01:00:41.540 it all started
01:00:42.980 when I was a boy
01:00:43.860 it all started
01:00:44.860 with a Jew boy 0.83
01:00:46.060 that I actually
01:00:46.840 kind of like
01:00:47.580 I was born in the darkness
01:00:49.140 his name was
01:00:50.340 David Boresmith
01:00:51.080 he went on my friend
01:00:52.460 Joe Rogan's podcast
01:00:53.360 listen
01:00:53.920 okay
01:00:54.480 your boy
01:00:55.660 whoever this guy is 1.00
01:00:56.980 the fucking elf looking dude 1.00
01:00:58.080 took his video 1.00
01:00:59.540 out of context
01:01:00.520 and then posted it
01:01:02.840 in an inflammatory manner
01:01:04.760 to back Israel 0.86
01:01:06.540 and it was perplexing me
01:01:08.120 at the time
01:01:08.460 who's the elf
01:01:09.800 Clint's best friend
01:01:10.560 Philibonte
01:01:11.100 Philibonte
01:01:12.220 what were we calling
01:01:13.760 the Labonte
01:01:14.380 that's the space
01:01:15.040 between your
01:01:15.640 the keef
01:01:16.340 oh yeah
01:01:17.020 he's now the Labonte
01:01:18.000 you dot the Labonte
01:01:19.880 you dot the Labonte
01:01:21.020 here's actually
01:01:21.860 the exchange
01:01:22.720 and I don't remember
01:01:23.320 what Phil said 0.99
01:01:23.940 but it was dumb 0.98
01:01:24.600 and Dave said 0.99
01:01:25.280 wow that's disingenuous
01:01:26.480 Dave said
01:01:27.480 you misinterpreted
01:01:28.940 my entire clip
01:01:29.780 intentionally
01:01:30.440 and they know each other
01:01:32.200 so I said
01:01:32.960 you've sat across
01:01:33.620 from Phil
01:01:34.080 how many times
01:01:34.720 and you still haven't 0.97
01:01:35.420 noticed how useless 0.99
01:01:36.380 of a thinker he is 0.99
01:01:37.420 this was not vicious
01:01:38.260 this was truthful
01:01:39.500 nobody
01:01:40.700 well worded though
01:01:41.520 good
01:01:41.740 a potent
01:01:42.560 yeah 0.96
01:01:43.040 useless 0.99
01:01:44.320 I love that 0.98
01:01:45.140 Topper retweets
01:01:46.580 his own dig
01:01:47.320 on Phil
01:01:48.200 hell yeah
01:01:48.920 no this is
01:01:49.360 this is
01:01:49.720 that's Tyler
01:01:50.440 I did retweet this
01:01:53.380 but I did
01:01:53.960 but I also did that
01:01:55.540 you know why Clint 1.00
01:01:56.960 because fuck you 1.00
01:01:57.860 that's why Phil 1.00
01:01:58.680 no I know
01:01:59.180 I know that's your policy
01:01:59.900 I retweeted it because
01:02:00.000 I wanted to spike you 1.00
01:02:01.800 and then I spiked him 0.97
01:02:03.040 this is Top screenshot
01:02:03.320 this isn't me
01:02:04.680 oh okay whatever
01:02:05.420 thanks all 1.00
01:02:06.840 fucking Jew lawyer 1.00
01:02:08.700 why do I keep you around 1.00
01:02:09.780 and bookmarked it too
01:02:11.240 he goes
01:02:12.620 no no
01:02:14.120 I didn't do that
01:02:14.960 it was Tyler's
01:02:15.680 okay I did do that
01:02:16.680 okay it wasn't Tyler's
01:02:17.720 yeah I remember
01:02:18.180 rubbing my feet on
01:02:19.000 Charlie Murphy's couch
01:02:19.960 this is what I'm talking about
01:02:22.420 this just this
01:02:23.040 this level of dishonesty
01:02:24.360 like I understand
01:02:25.820 you don't like these people
01:02:26.640 but can't you just like
01:02:27.600 dunk on them for the things
01:02:28.500 that they're actually doing
01:02:29.260 you know
01:02:29.760 I did
01:02:30.320 he is
01:02:30.680 right here see
01:02:31.480 I know but you
01:02:32.680 but alright
01:02:33.180 but this
01:02:33.560 here's my point
01:02:34.260 you then
01:02:35.020 you then post
01:02:35.780 you quote tweet it
01:02:36.920 you quote tweet Temple
01:02:37.820 and you say
01:02:38.280 you literally met with
01:02:39.680 the prime minister
01:02:40.840 of Israel in secret
01:02:42.480 it wasn't in secret
01:02:44.160 he publicized it
01:02:45.420 it was supposed to be
01:02:46.840 in secret though
01:02:47.560 yeah
01:02:48.360 no he
01:02:48.880 no he published it
01:02:49.980 before he even went
01:02:51.160 alright
01:02:51.400 read this for me
01:02:52.560 because I'm guessing
01:02:54.560 that like we're gonna
01:02:55.300 play this game of semantics
01:02:56.560 now Clint
01:02:57.060 thanks a lot
01:02:57.660 it's not semantics
01:02:58.860 today
01:02:59.280 very Jewish
01:03:00.340 very Jewish
01:03:01.980 very Jewish Clint 0.76
01:03:02.980 it's fine
01:03:03.580 here we go
01:03:04.220 what are the
01:03:05.340 Chatham House
01:03:06.580 guidelines
01:03:07.180 alright let's read
01:03:08.380 the blue part
01:03:08.960 participants are free
01:03:10.080 to use the information
01:03:10.980 received but neither
01:03:11.940 the identity nor the
01:03:12.960 affiliation of the speakers
01:03:14.120 nor that of any other
01:03:15.660 participant may be revealed
01:03:17.020 that means secret
01:03:18.860 that does not mean secret
01:03:20.700 that sounds a lot like
01:03:21.660 secret
01:03:22.080 it does not mean secret
01:03:23.220 it does not mean secret
01:03:23.240 it means you
01:03:23.580 all those in favor of
01:03:25.900 secret say aye
01:03:26.860 aye
01:03:27.620 it means you're allowed
01:03:28.380 to talk about the meaning
01:03:29.220 you're allowed to talk about
01:03:30.000 oh sorry
01:03:30.760 is it a secret
01:03:31.800 I guess
01:03:33.520 I think there's
01:03:35.000 it's like a weird
01:03:35.880 in between
01:03:36.800 it's a Jewish way 0.58
01:03:38.180 of describing secret
01:03:39.200 it's quasi secret
01:03:40.740 but you're able to
01:03:41.800 describe the meaning
01:03:42.460 you're able to
01:03:42.960 describe what was
01:03:43.700 talked about
01:03:44.140 you're just not
01:03:44.580 supposed to say
01:03:45.100 who said what 0.99
01:03:46.020 nigga you're a podcaster 1.00
01:03:47.580 who lives your entire
01:03:48.840 life in front of a camera
01:03:49.900 and then you
01:03:50.800 for one day
01:03:51.500 just leave your show
01:03:52.560 and meet with the
01:03:53.500 prime minister of Israel
01:03:54.720 to talk in secret
01:03:56.300 it's why
01:03:57.200 about anti-semitism
01:03:58.360 about anti-semitism
01:03:59.540 when I've had my
01:04:00.660 when I've had my
01:04:01.300 suspicions since
01:04:02.060 at least 2022
01:04:03.240 when I was on your show
01:04:04.560 that you were 0.99
01:04:05.340 fucking bought by Israel 1.00
01:04:06.220 he does look a lot 1.00
01:04:07.100 like a big yarmulke
01:04:08.040 so
01:04:08.320 this is
01:04:09.420 this is
01:04:09.860 you mean a yarmulke
01:04:11.380 yeah
01:04:11.740 a yarmulke
01:04:12.200 yeah that's actually
01:04:12.820 how to spell it
01:04:13.400 it's Japanese
01:04:14.200 it's more Jewish trickery 1.00
01:04:15.720 people think it's
01:04:16.760 yarmulke
01:04:17.140 I still can't believe
01:04:18.620 that's how yarmulke
01:04:19.520 is spelled
01:04:19.860 yarmulke
01:04:20.480 oh yeah
01:04:21.040 it's insane to me
01:04:22.760 everything they do
01:04:23.840 is backwards 0.98
01:04:23.860 once again the Jews 1.00
01:04:24.540 making shit up 1.00
01:04:25.520 yeah 0.99
01:04:25.980 Clint
01:04:26.940 this is not
01:04:27.640 this is not
01:04:28.300 like for me
01:04:29.780 I've been like
01:04:30.540 spinning the entire day
01:04:31.740 because I'm like
01:04:32.180 I've been accusing
01:04:32.900 I think it's weird
01:04:34.280 I do
01:04:35.080 I think it's weird
01:04:36.180 you think it's weird
01:04:37.060 well Phil actually came
01:04:38.380 my thing is like
01:04:39.520 who else was there
01:04:40.240 because he said
01:04:40.940 there was other
01:04:41.620 and I guess
01:04:42.120 they've made it
01:04:43.020 yeah but it's a secret
01:04:43.880 who else is there
01:04:44.680 no no no
01:04:45.320 but he said
01:04:46.000 everybody else there
01:04:47.280 seemed like
01:04:48.460 they didn't understand
01:04:49.140 what Chatham House meant
01:04:50.160 and they were
01:04:51.160 they had their phones out
01:04:52.200 and was just like
01:04:52.700 I thought it was a publisher
01:04:53.540 to be honest
01:04:54.140 who else was there
01:04:55.200 like
01:04:55.480 yeah I thought it was
01:04:57.780 a book publisher
01:04:58.660 well I mean
01:05:00.000 this is not really
01:05:01.220 that crazy
01:05:01.800 for I think
01:05:02.820 for Top to be
01:05:03.540 saying these things
01:05:04.360 I think Labonte deserved it 1.00
01:05:05.820 he's a faggot 1.00
01:05:06.400 and then Tim 1.00
01:05:07.060 did meet with 0.99
01:05:08.360 fucking Benjamin Netanyahu 0.99
01:05:09.500 after all this 1.00
01:05:10.360 it is weird
01:05:11.680 when he threatened me
01:05:12.640 when he threatened me
01:05:13.440 and he was like
01:05:13.960 he was like
01:05:14.640 yo you're just 1.00
01:05:15.120 fucking too retarded 1.00
01:05:16.020 to stop Top Lobster 1.00
01:05:17.440 okay
01:05:18.000 don't you know
01:05:18.660 that this will affect
01:05:19.460 your connections
01:05:20.120 in the media
01:05:20.820 and I'm like
01:05:21.440 connections in the media
01:05:22.640 and here's your 1.00
01:05:23.480 fucking connection 1.00
01:05:23.940 don't you know 1.00
01:05:24.440 the Jews control everything 1.00
01:05:26.000 it's wild 1.00
01:05:27.260 it's like
01:05:27.680 he's been telling you
01:05:29.280 he's been telling us
01:05:31.360 outright
01:05:31.760 and now we're like
01:05:32.720 I'm looking at it
01:05:33.520 and I'm like 0.98
01:05:33.820 damn I can't even 0.98
01:05:34.960 accuse him anymore 1.00
01:05:35.760 because he's 0.99
01:05:36.580 fucking admitted it 0.99
01:05:37.380 it's crazy 0.99
01:05:38.140 yeah
01:05:39.040 this is crazy
01:05:39.500 I think it was
01:05:41.200 ill-advised
01:05:42.180 I do think
01:05:42.960 it was also
01:05:43.520 Tyler had a
01:05:44.860 thank you David Corbo
01:05:45.360 Tyler had a good point
01:05:47.460 is that he
01:05:48.260 he freaked out
01:05:49.580 whenever someone
01:05:50.760 like accused him
01:05:51.600 of taking Russian money
01:05:52.540 oh yeah
01:05:53.480 and then like
01:05:53.960 but like this
01:05:54.780 like this is like
01:05:55.740 nope we're gonna go
01:05:56.400 meet with the prime minister
01:05:57.760 and then
01:05:58.980 and then today
01:05:59.980 midday
01:06:00.580 Temple post
01:06:02.080 Israel derangement syndrome
01:06:03.380 no explanation
01:06:04.040 obviously it's
01:06:05.200 it's because of the backlash
01:06:06.220 that he received
01:06:06.780 from meeting with Netanyahu
01:06:07.680 but I just want to point this out
01:06:08.800 if
01:06:09.580 like it is strange
01:06:11.300 all right
01:06:12.940 so this is
01:06:13.540 this was my only beef with it
01:06:15.220 he literally met in secret
01:06:16.460 he announced it beforehand
01:06:17.740 that's so it can't be in secret
01:06:18.960 no he announced it after
01:06:19.860 he announced it beforehand
01:06:22.020 he said
01:06:22.440 I'm not gonna be on
01:06:23.440 Tim KS IRL tonight
01:06:24.260 because I'm going to a meeting
01:06:25.240 with prime minister Netanyahu
01:06:26.840 I thought he said
01:06:27.440 I was just going to Israel 0.99
01:06:28.020 find the post if you want
01:06:29.440 I thought that was a joke
01:06:30.380 so I'm gonna say
01:06:31.220 he announced it after
01:06:31.920 honestly I did read that
01:06:33.700 and I was like
01:06:34.060 oh this
01:06:34.380 I was like Tim self-aware
01:06:35.580 that's funny
01:06:36.120 and then he actually did it 1.00
01:06:37.580 I'm like fuck this nigga man 1.00
01:06:38.840 so anyways 1.00
01:06:41.640 to be fair
01:06:42.480 to be fair 1.00
01:06:43.100 good on him for fucking 1.00
01:06:45.080 getting the Jew money 1.00
01:06:46.180 not gonna lie
01:06:47.080 Jew money 0.96
01:06:47.660 it still spins baby
01:06:49.920 this is the point
01:06:50.880 this is the point
01:06:52.380 that I make at the tail end
01:06:53.280 of Liberty Lockdown
01:06:54.400 comes out at noon tomorrow
01:06:55.160 I basically say
01:06:56.600 whether or not
01:06:57.800 whether or not 0.98
01:06:58.520 he's actually fucking like 0.98
01:06:59.560 getting put on the payroll 1.00
01:07:00.720 of fucking Mossad 0.99
01:07:01.400 it's not 0.99
01:07:02.580 it's not ideal
01:07:03.740 alright
01:07:04.400 so he said
01:07:05.580 just left a meeting
01:07:06.540 with prime minister
01:07:07.040 ok so sorry
01:07:07.700 it was right after
01:07:08.320 super duper secret
01:07:09.500 I think he said it
01:07:10.740 because
01:07:11.060 what did you say
01:07:12.100 because he said
01:07:13.240 everybody there
01:07:14.020 didn't realize
01:07:14.940 what Chatham House meant
01:07:15.800 and they were all
01:07:16.420 just doing it
01:07:17.120 so he got out
01:07:17.720 so you think
01:07:19.040 he was going there
01:07:19.860 to negotiate
01:07:20.860 basically getting on
01:07:22.560 their payroll
01:07:23.040 big Jewish money 0.92
01:07:23.860 you honestly believe that
01:07:25.440 he went there
01:07:25.920 to either take
01:07:27.700 because he already is
01:07:28.140 on the payroll
01:07:28.740 they probably said
01:07:30.140 it would be really nice
01:07:31.540 quarterly review
01:07:32.580 it would be really nice
01:07:34.000 if you podcasters
01:07:35.220 would say more nice things
01:07:36.580 about Israel
01:07:37.460 and this is what he did 1.00
01:07:38.600 and then he fucking came back 0.99
01:07:39.580 and he's going to say 1.00
01:07:40.080 more nice shit about Israel 0.99
01:07:41.100 so the benign 0.99
01:07:42.040 the benign explanation
01:07:42.740 is that
01:07:43.580 it's an influence campaign
01:07:44.820 Netanyahu says to himself
01:07:46.420 hey we're getting
01:07:47.340 a lot of guests
01:07:47.960 on Timcast IRL
01:07:49.180 that go hard in the paint
01:07:50.120 did he just post that
01:07:51.340 oh that's
01:07:52.200 oh that was
01:07:53.280 two days ago
01:07:54.180 that's gotta be fake
01:07:55.440 a couple days ago
01:07:56.160 no it's real
01:07:56.700 he really posted that 0.99
01:07:58.240 what the fuck 0.99
01:07:59.020 I think that's real 1.00
01:07:59.840 what are you arguing
01:08:01.360 against Clint
01:08:02.220 I'm not arguing anything
01:08:03.560 why are you even
01:08:04.780 talking to me like this
01:08:05.760 with these words Clint
01:08:06.980 this attitude
01:08:07.780 and this inflection
01:08:09.400 in your words
01:08:10.120 I want to understand
01:08:11.860 what exactly you think
01:08:13.020 what is the claim
01:08:14.100 that you're exactly making
01:08:14.860 that he's on their payroll
01:08:16.340 he's bought
01:08:17.160 okay
01:08:17.440 not bought
01:08:18.660 maybe not bought
01:08:19.280 I'm just
01:08:19.600 I want to ask
01:08:20.500 the American people
01:08:21.480 and the millions of people
01:08:22.480 that watch his show
01:08:23.460 why is this influential podcaster
01:08:26.620 meeting with
01:08:27.420 the prime minister
01:08:28.760 of a foreign country
01:08:30.140 that is hostile
01:08:31.040 to the United States
01:08:31.960 literally the point
01:08:32.780 that I was trying to get to
01:08:33.620 but I keep getting cut off
01:08:34.520 because you guys go
01:08:35.100 why are you talking to me
01:08:35.840 I say
01:08:36.380 I say at the end
01:08:37.280 I say at the end
01:08:38.700 of Liberty Lockdown
01:08:39.360 I say
01:08:39.680 yo
01:08:40.240 if he was meeting 1.00
01:08:41.360 with fucking Xi Jinping 1.00
01:08:42.420 or Vladimir Putin 1.00
01:08:43.460 after he was in the White House
01:08:45.000 everyone would be like 1.00
01:08:46.260 what the fuck are you doing 0.99
01:08:47.520 so where is the value here 0.99
01:08:49.520 on top of that
01:08:50.360 I think that would be less crazy actually
01:08:51.740 I don't
01:08:52.620 on top of that
01:08:53.260 on top of that 1.00
01:08:54.860 fucking Netanyahu 1.00
01:08:55.680 is facing 1.00
01:08:56.340 like crimes against humanity
01:08:58.420 charges in many different nations
01:08:59.980 I don't even know 0.97
01:09:00.840 how the fuck 0.99
01:09:01.200 this dude's able to travel 0.99
01:09:02.100 without getting arrested
01:09:02.880 so it's all
01:09:04.220 it's just a bad look
01:09:06.400 like I still believe
01:09:07.860 that Tim makes so much money
01:09:09.300 from doing what he's doing
01:09:10.200 that I have no idea
01:09:11.540 why he would actually 0.97
01:09:12.220 fucking sell out 0.98
01:09:12.940 so I don't understand 1.00
01:09:14.100 what the fucking 0.98
01:09:14.920 like what's the upside 0.99
01:09:16.320 for you Tim
01:09:16.940 you're gonna get 0.97
01:09:17.800 you're gonna get eviscerated 0.96
01:09:19.540 by the top lobsters
01:09:20.420 of the world
01:09:20.780 let me ask you something
01:09:21.620 real quick
01:09:21.980 when you sat across 0.61
01:09:22.800 from this pan-faced gook 1.00
01:09:23.840 you never looked at him 0.79
01:09:24.840 and wondered 0.99
01:09:25.320 how the fuck 0.99
01:09:26.280 did you get millions 0.99
01:09:27.600 of subscribers
01:09:28.520 to your network
01:09:29.800 when you have the personality
01:09:31.040 of a frying pan
01:09:31.980 for real
01:09:33.060 I'm just asking 0.96
01:09:34.480 you are an autistic 1.00
01:09:35.320 frying pan 1.00
01:09:36.140 that's not very nice
01:09:37.660 not very nice
01:09:38.640 Tim
01:09:38.920 but you've got a huge audience
01:09:40.660 you gotta ask why
01:09:41.560 I think top is becoming
01:09:42.780 Trump
01:09:43.200 not nice
01:09:44.540 not nice
01:09:45.760 pan-faced gook 0.99
01:09:47.200 not nice
01:09:47.860 honestly
01:09:49.140 the first thing I thought
01:09:50.220 when I saw that this morning 1.00
01:09:51.260 was fucking pan-faced gook 1.00
01:09:52.600 because I was like 1.00
01:09:53.440 this guy is gaslighting
01:09:54.740 he's gaslighting me now
01:09:56.120 and he's gaslighting everybody
01:09:57.220 you realize that right
01:09:58.320 specifically to top
01:09:59.720 Smith
01:10:00.360 I feel like this is at me
01:10:01.720 I love how top
01:10:03.420 always personalizes everything
01:10:04.620 it's great
01:10:05.000 he met Netanyahu
01:10:05.940 because of me
01:10:07.600 despite
01:10:08.200 me
01:10:09.500 do you think
01:10:11.040 top
01:10:11.500 do you think
01:10:11.940 your anti-semitic tweets
01:10:13.300 have made it to
01:10:14.600 Netanyahu
01:10:15.560 ever
01:10:16.140 he's gotten a memo
01:10:18.700 and it has your 1.00
01:10:19.540 stupid fucking face 1.00
01:10:21.320 on it 1.00
01:10:21.780 they've got a missile
01:10:22.440 with your house's
01:10:23.360 address written on it
01:10:24.640 yeah I know
01:10:25.240 they roll my name on it
01:10:26.240 they're like
01:10:26.460 top lobster
01:10:27.200 on one of their green missiles
01:10:28.400 the one with Elon
01:10:29.460 definitely made it
01:10:30.340 he definitely saw that
01:10:31.360 in some form or fashion
01:10:32.240 there's probably like
01:10:32.860 an ADL
01:10:33.580 in Israel
01:10:34.240 yeah the Mel Gibson
01:10:34.960 ADL is Israel dude
01:10:37.360 yeah
01:10:39.000 no I'm saying
01:10:40.000 like no there's an ADL
01:10:40.980 for America
01:10:41.540 that's
01:10:41.940 no I was just
01:10:43.820 they're still Israel
01:10:44.620 it's just is Israel 0.98
01:10:46.420 it's like
01:10:46.880 it's like the guy
01:10:47.400 all of them are just like 0.99
01:10:48.740 fucking 1.00
01:10:49.280 the guy that whispers 1.00
01:10:50.820 in George Bush's ear
01:10:52.080 you know
01:10:52.560 like when the
01:10:53.260 the towers fold
01:10:54.120 there's a guy
01:10:54.460 he's like
01:10:54.860 top lobster
01:10:55.740 just tweeted
01:10:56.360 another anti-semitic meme
01:10:58.100 we have another one BB
01:11:01.260 we know what top thinks
01:11:03.700 Clint 0.99
01:11:03.960 what the fuck 0.99
01:11:04.680 speculate a little bit 0.99
01:11:06.020 what is he doing
01:11:06.740 why is this happening
01:11:07.600 I'm telling you
01:11:08.280 this is
01:11:08.640 this is how I
01:11:09.420 I ended my show
01:11:10.320 I was like
01:11:10.640 I don't know 0.99
01:11:11.520 what the fucking 0.99
01:11:12.240 upside is for Tim 0.99
01:11:13.440 and it's all downside
01:11:15.020 and like
01:11:16.060 but
01:11:17.040 so
01:11:18.100 no
01:11:18.780 more connection
01:11:20.780 like
01:11:21.220 okay
01:11:21.880 but that's the point
01:11:22.960 I already made
01:11:23.480 it's like
01:11:23.840 he's
01:11:24.420 he's basically
01:11:25.160 he's
01:11:26.220 what it looks like to me
01:11:27.560 is that you're selling
01:11:28.100 your soul for access 1.00
01:11:28.940 that you fucking 1.00
01:11:29.900 you want access 1.00
01:11:30.880 to these high-powered
01:11:31.760 politicians
01:11:32.360 so their expectation
01:11:33.940 with giving you that access
01:11:35.240 he wants access
01:11:36.340 to their p-holes 0.96
01:11:37.200 based
01:11:37.820 no
01:11:38.220 their expectation
01:11:39.380 with giving you access
01:11:40.220 to the White House
01:11:40.960 to Netanyahu
01:11:42.200 etc etc
01:11:42.740 is that you're going
01:11:43.940 to give friendly coverage
01:11:45.160 that's the whole 0.99
01:11:46.300 fucking expectation 1.00
01:11:47.320 from these politicians 1.00
01:11:48.300 Netanyahu ain't sitting
01:11:49.480 down with you otherwise
01:11:50.200 that's the reason
01:11:51.260 he's doing this
01:11:51.960 he's either doing it
01:11:52.900 for that
01:11:53.260 or he's doing it
01:11:53.840 to sell you 1.00
01:11:55.240 on a fucking 1.00
01:11:55.780 bullshit narrative 1.00
01:11:56.720 that you'll go 1.00
01:11:57.260 and you'll propagate
01:11:57.840 for him
01:11:58.220 on your show
01:11:58.920 the next night
01:11:59.420 so there's no 0.86
01:12:00.760 fucking good reason 0.92
01:12:02.000 is basically what I'm saying 0.98
01:12:03.100 so I don't know
01:12:04.080 going after that J-hole man 1.00
01:12:06.140 I want to know
01:12:06.860 who else was there
01:12:08.300 like I understand
01:12:08.980 like it was the whole
01:12:09.700 like
01:12:09.940 but if everybody else
01:12:10.920 was also like
01:12:11.640 just kind of
01:12:12.260 well hey
01:12:12.840 we're here
01:12:13.120 Molly Hemingway
01:12:14.120 or something like that
01:12:14.900 because I want to see
01:12:15.600 because I want to be like
01:12:16.640 who else
01:12:17.900 who else was there
01:12:18.860 and then what are they
01:12:20.540 usually saying about Israel
01:12:21.800 because I want to see
01:12:22.560 like if
01:12:22.960 like obviously
01:12:23.920 I would think
01:12:24.840 it would be
01:12:25.280 most people
01:12:25.860 are just like
01:12:26.560 I mean 0.99
01:12:27.420 just sucking 1.00
01:12:27.940 Netanyahu's dick 1.00
01:12:28.920 it's just 1.00
01:12:29.440 it's just very
01:12:30.160 it's very important
01:12:30.960 that people recognize
01:12:31.620 that every influencer
01:12:33.400 that got one of those
01:12:34.240 Epstein binders
01:12:35.000 even Chaya
01:12:36.560 lives at TikTok
01:12:37.160 Broad was down 0.99
01:12:38.080 at the fucking 1.00
01:12:38.520 southern border 1.00
01:12:39.200 helping Christy Noem 1.00
01:12:40.760 with fucking 1.00
01:12:41.340 rounding up illegals 1.00
01:12:42.680 now you got
01:12:44.040 these other people
01:12:44.720 that are meeting
01:12:45.140 with Netanyahu
01:12:45.700 basically everyone
01:12:47.320 everyone there
01:12:48.320 everyone there
01:12:49.620 is like
01:12:50.140 ride or die
01:12:51.140 or I don't know
01:12:52.040 about everybody
01:12:52.480 but at least
01:12:53.980 at least five
01:12:55.560 of the six
01:12:56.100 I mean
01:12:56.520 everybody who's
01:12:57.120 holding a ride
01:12:57.700 or die
01:12:57.940 is real 0.68
01:12:58.280 so anyways
01:12:59.400 let me ask you
01:13:00.920 something Clint
01:13:01.400 does this
01:13:01.920 does this video
01:13:02.780 hit different
01:13:03.500 now
01:13:04.180 dude
01:13:04.720 I'm concerned
01:13:05.440 with having
01:13:05.960 American aircraft
01:13:06.960 carriers over there
01:13:07.820 like I keep
01:13:08.500 being told about
01:13:08.880 the USS Liberty
01:13:09.880 that's something
01:13:10.600 with the
01:13:11.160 the Israeli
01:13:11.820 government
01:13:12.260 no no no
01:13:15.320 no no
01:13:15.700 I literally
01:13:17.420 love that
01:13:17.900 Ian is also 0.99
01:13:18.560 too retarded 1.00
01:13:19.180 to stop 1.00
01:13:19.800 you should be
01:13:20.600 careful about
01:13:21.600 that
01:13:21.980 Ian is too 1.00
01:13:23.100 retarded to stop 1.00
01:13:23.880 it's so funny
01:13:24.680 that he's
01:13:24.980 allegedly
01:13:25.560 hearing about
01:13:26.100 this
01:13:26.540 you guys
01:13:28.080 you guys
01:13:28.520 remember
01:13:28.860 that I had
01:13:29.560 talked to him
01:13:30.040 about that
01:13:30.440 on Best Bulldog
01:13:31.100 show right
01:13:31.660 before this
01:13:32.100 happened
01:13:32.380 I had
01:13:33.200 I had planted 1.00
01:13:33.980 that fucking 1.00
01:13:34.480 Zed in Ian 1.00
01:13:35.080 Krobson
01:13:35.460 and created
01:13:35.820 this moment
01:13:36.320 why are you
01:13:37.700 why are you
01:13:38.060 attacking all
01:13:38.700 my friends
01:13:39.300 for Clint
01:13:39.860 in this
01:13:40.520 underhanded
01:13:41.060 manner
01:13:41.440 how dare you
01:13:42.480 let's finish
01:13:43.480 this because
01:13:43.780 this is great
01:13:44.260 oh and it's
01:13:45.020 funny that she's
01:13:45.620 on this episode
01:13:46.140 too with the 1.00
01:13:46.660 fucking Russian 1.00
01:13:47.140 of the American 1.00
01:13:48.100 government
01:13:48.580 so I'm
01:13:49.220 concerned like
01:13:49.620 false flag
01:13:50.180 operation like
01:13:50.820 a missile
01:13:51.140 comes out of
01:13:51.700 Gaza
01:13:52.020 and hits one
01:13:52.860 of our aircraft
01:13:53.280 carriers but it
01:13:53.780 was actually
01:13:54.200 Israeli missile
01:13:54.920 I don't want
01:13:55.740 we should get
01:13:56.500 out of there
01:13:56.920 it doesn't
01:13:57.540 let me stop
01:13:58.560 you there
01:13:58.840 it doesn't
01:13:59.680 matter where
01:13:59.940 the missile
01:14:00.160 comes from
01:14:01.920 that is a
01:14:14.720 weird one
01:14:15.180 now
01:14:15.460 no that
01:14:16.000 that last
01:14:16.560 that last
01:14:17.160 part is an
01:14:17.800 edit
01:14:18.220 yeah
01:14:18.700 it is
01:14:19.100 because he
01:14:19.740 does he
01:14:20.040 does explain
01:14:20.560 what he
01:14:20.820 what he means
01:14:21.340 by that
01:14:21.620 but it's not
01:14:22.040 great explanation
01:14:22.720 yeah it's
01:14:24.300 it's not a
01:14:24.680 great explanation
01:14:25.220 though and it 0.98
01:14:25.880 is a fucking 0.97
01:14:26.440 weird thing to 0.99
01:14:26.980 say
01:14:27.160 let me let me
01:14:28.920 just be hold
01:14:29.620 on let me
01:14:29.960 just be very 0.98
01:14:30.320 fucking clear 0.96
01:14:30.760 Tim is trying 0.99
01:14:33.100 to how come
01:14:33.920 this how come
01:14:34.540 this let me ask
01:14:35.040 you I'm sorry
01:14:35.760 he's so you're
01:14:38.800 so eager to
01:14:39.580 listen I this is
01:14:40.660 what Tim is
01:14:41.260 actually saying
01:14:41.860 but when people
01:14:42.540 ask you about
01:14:43.140 top and they
01:14:44.100 go top said
01:14:44.600 this xyz he
01:14:46.080 said it's t-hole
01:14:47.060 all kinds and
01:14:47.740 you say top's
01:14:48.700 racist right
01:14:49.780 good question
01:14:50.600 yeah
01:14:50.940 and you're
01:14:51.760 right top's
01:14:52.480 racist and
01:14:53.400 he's also out 1.00
01:14:53.960 of his mind
01:14:54.440 can we just
01:14:55.280 attribute the
01:14:55.820 same things to
01:14:56.580 Tim
01:14:57.860 that's it
01:14:59.040 well no
01:14:59.400 because Tim's
01:15:00.840 probably not
01:15:01.500 racist and
01:15:02.060 not out of
01:15:02.400 his mind
01:15:02.720 no you go
01:15:03.380 home and
01:15:03.880 think about
01:15:04.460 it you 1.00
01:15:05.120 coward 1.00
01:15:05.720 I have to 1.00
01:15:06.780 I have to
01:15:07.400 think I have
01:15:07.880 to think about
01:15:08.500 I have to
01:15:09.360 think about
01:15:09.740 Tim's motivations
01:15:10.460 a little bit
01:15:10.900 more because I
01:15:11.520 understand yours
01:15:12.420 see that's the
01:15:13.000 difference so I
01:15:13.980 understand kind
01:15:15.020 of what you're
01:15:15.440 doing like I
01:15:16.160 understand it's
01:15:17.360 it's attraction
01:15:17.900 creator you don't
01:15:18.980 like these guys
01:15:19.620 you think they're
01:15:20.200 bought by Israel
01:15:20.780 so you're going 1.00
01:15:21.560 to fucking create 0.99
01:15:22.100 public havoc because 1.00
01:15:23.240 you want to destroy
01:15:23.920 them I did not 0.77
01:15:24.820 intend for this to
01:15:25.800 get so many likes
01:15:26.700 I thought but you
01:15:27.980 but you wanted to
01:15:28.800 well whenever you
01:15:30.400 tweet something I
01:15:31.140 mean you you
01:15:31.720 want it to get
01:15:32.460 like right yeah
01:15:33.520 yeah so I didn't
01:15:34.380 intend for this this
01:15:35.240 is 11,000 likes 0.99
01:15:36.220 who fucking knew 0.98
01:15:37.040 you know people 0.99
01:15:38.020 people seem to
01:15:38.820 agree with what
01:15:39.480 I've been saying
01:15:40.260 oh no I think
01:15:41.240 people do I think
01:15:42.840 most people do agree
01:15:43.960 like I think I
01:15:45.020 think it's more like
01:15:45.680 because of what
01:15:46.240 Clint was saying
01:15:46.760 it was just like
01:15:47.340 they're like why
01:15:47.880 would you do this
01:15:49.160 it's not my fault
01:15:50.020 it's not my fault
01:15:50.720 that this went
01:15:51.320 viral it wasn't
01:15:52.060 my fault that you
01:15:52.940 know like a lot of
01:15:53.720 people liked what I
01:15:54.480 said about Phil I
01:15:55.700 said it because it
01:15:57.100 was true and then
01:15:57.960 people agreed with
01:15:58.820 me that's it that's
01:16:00.000 what happened
01:16:00.400 yes I understand
01:16:01.200 but you didn't have
01:16:02.960 to accuse Tim
01:16:03.720 Poole of treason
01:16:04.840 which you also went
01:16:05.760 on to do
01:16:06.220 dude I said 1.00
01:16:07.180 fucking what are you 1.00
01:16:09.700 doing 1.00
01:16:09.960 you accused him of
01:16:12.060 treason
01:16:12.340 did you accuse him
01:16:13.600 of treason
01:16:14.200 what did you say
01:16:15.020 go ahead and pull
01:16:16.260 it up top
01:16:16.660 I said treason
01:16:17.620 hi treason
01:16:18.760 yeah but is he not
01:16:20.420 guilty of it
01:16:21.240 we don't know
01:16:22.740 I don't think so
01:16:23.800 I mean first off
01:16:24.920 we're not at war 1.00
01:16:25.640 with fucking Israel 0.99
01:16:26.700 so it can't be 1.00
01:16:27.400 treason
01:16:27.820 yeah you can
01:16:28.400 I would disagree
01:16:29.320 Israel is at war 0.71
01:16:30.020 with the US though
01:16:31.160 I would actually
01:16:32.000 disagree with you
01:16:32.780 Clint like this is
01:16:33.500 this is the way
01:16:34.120 I see it
01:16:34.660 the way the way
01:16:35.400 Israel treats
01:16:36.060 the United States
01:16:36.820 the way they
01:16:37.420 actually treat him
01:16:37.980 you can make
01:16:39.900 you can make
01:16:40.540 your argument
01:16:41.100 from your perspective
01:16:41.820 but there's no way
01:16:42.740 you're gonna get him
01:16:43.460 convicted of treason
01:16:44.180 in American court
01:16:44.840 I don't want him
01:16:45.680 convicted of treason
01:16:47.120 I'm saying
01:16:48.920 this is what I said
01:16:49.900 yeah go ahead
01:16:51.040 do you want me to
01:16:51.560 read it
01:16:51.780 you can read it
01:16:52.340 no no I want you to
01:16:53.180 oh I saw this
01:16:54.200 this is accusing him
01:16:55.440 of treason
01:16:56.040 a major influencer
01:16:57.480 in the United States
01:16:58.540 met with the leader
01:16:59.280 of an adversarial
01:17:00.420 foreign country
01:17:01.720 under the guise
01:17:03.480 of secrecy
01:17:04.420 there are words
01:17:06.220 I have for this
01:17:07.120 but they are not
01:17:07.760 legal on this platform
01:17:08.780 and the words were 1.00
01:17:09.580 faggot 1.00
01:17:10.180 pan-faced gook 1.00
01:17:11.300 oh it wasn't treason
01:17:12.280 I assumed it was treason
01:17:13.640 my bad
01:17:13.940 treason's legal to say 0.56
01:17:15.000 somebody accused him
01:17:16.180 of treason in the comments
01:17:17.820 that's my fault
01:17:18.380 that's my fault
01:17:18.920 I misread it
01:17:19.500 I thought you were
01:17:20.460 implying that it was treason
01:17:21.560 everyone at Top Street
01:17:22.660 is retweeted by a shot
01:17:24.240 by a tin rifle
01:17:25.240 I'm a libertarian
01:17:26.320 I'm not gonna
01:17:27.100 I'm not gonna use this state
01:17:28.520 to get this guy
01:17:29.100 the death toll
01:17:29.400 now you're a libertarian 1.00
01:17:30.580 you fucking psycho 1.00
01:17:31.700 I'm just 1.00
01:17:32.240 when it behooves me
01:17:35.440 when it behooves me
01:17:37.040 I am when it suits me
01:17:38.520 but what I was saying
01:17:39.860 is that like
01:17:40.440 yo this is despicable
01:17:41.560 I don't like what you did here
01:17:43.060 that was a very shady move
01:17:44.340 I don't like it
01:17:45.080 and I'm
01:17:45.480 I think there should be a law
01:17:46.880 yeah of course
01:17:48.860 but I'm a libertarian
01:17:50.640 but I think there should be a law
01:17:51.480 I don't know how to
01:17:53.560 I don't know how to evaluate it
01:17:54.680 because like
01:17:55.000 if I was
01:17:55.740 so Tim fancies himself
01:17:57.100 a journalist right
01:17:57.860 like he thinks of himself
01:17:58.960 even though he's like
01:17:59.700 obviously a political commentator
01:18:01.460 that has major biases
01:18:03.260 he considers himself a journalist
01:18:05.060 he has Tim Kess news
01:18:06.040 he's got his
01:18:06.560 hold on
01:18:07.620 Tom pull up your thing right now
01:18:09.020 I don't see what you're looking at
01:18:10.120 Tom hold on
01:18:10.880 I can see it
01:18:11.700 I see
01:18:12.220 look at this
01:18:14.520 I'm not taking a wheelchair 0.98
01:18:16.080 let's get back to towels
01:18:17.520 in baby 0.98
01:18:17.960 Hop has already moved the fuck on 0.99
01:18:19.560 I saw Tom 0.99
01:18:20.480 scroll down
01:18:22.100 I saw a scroll
01:18:23.180 and he scrolled back up
01:18:24.960 I wanted to look
01:18:25.920 because I said
01:18:26.460 how about a wood
01:18:27.180 and then I said
01:18:27.720 I looked at the picture
01:18:28.580 but I couldn't see the feet
01:18:29.460 so I said
01:18:29.740 let me see if she's like
01:18:30.420 missing feet or something
01:18:31.420 but you can't tell
01:18:32.460 looks like she
01:18:33.040 she's just
01:18:33.440 she's just a hot girl 1.00
01:18:34.960 in a wheelchair
01:18:35.500 and I guess
01:18:36.160 she's definitely not disabled
01:18:37.740 she's probably not even crippled
01:18:38.760 she just found a wheelchair
01:18:40.340 it's likely just an OnlyFans ad
01:18:42.520 to be honest
01:18:43.060 but you know
01:18:43.780 whatever
01:18:44.060 it's very easy to trick
01:18:45.060 Sam Trudeau
01:18:45.480 dude Sam Trudeau 0.99
01:18:46.840 loves some hot bitches 1.00
01:18:48.660 what I love is how passionate 1.00
01:18:49.880 Top gets about something
01:18:50.960 he's like 1.00
01:18:51.240 can you fucking 1.00
01:18:51.780 and then he just moved 0.99
01:18:52.620 as quickly as he got passionate
01:18:54.060 is how quickly
01:18:54.700 I thought we were going to see 0.99
01:18:55.780 some shit like this 0.99
01:18:56.700 which is 1.00
01:18:57.160 is this Sam Trudeau
01:18:58.740 why are they purple
01:18:59.220 high and wood
01:19:00.880 yes
01:19:01.260 does Sam Trudeau have a pipe
01:19:05.400 oh those are fake legs dog 0.93
01:19:07.100 look at her legs 1.00
01:19:07.700 oh my mistake
01:19:08.900 oh no
01:19:09.120 she's fake all the way up 1.00
01:19:11.120 to the fucking 1.00
01:19:11.740 to the stump 1.00
01:19:12.660 she looks like she has
01:19:13.740 like a front 0.98
01:19:14.400 like butt 0.97
01:19:15.400 she's fake up to her 0.97
01:19:17.240 that looks like Courtney Neal 0.51
01:19:18.360 it looks just like her
01:19:19.720 you know what I'm talking about
01:19:21.480 I do
01:19:22.260 it looks like Courtney Neal's face
01:19:24.120 does it not
01:19:24.660 looks exactly like her
01:19:26.660 it would be annoying 1.00
01:19:27.540 to date some of these bitches 1.00
01:19:28.560 because Courtney knows 1.00
01:19:28.800 she couldn't run away from me
01:19:29.980 they always have like an excuse
01:19:31.480 like I can't pick it up 1.00
01:19:32.580 it was like fuck 1.00
01:19:33.320 it's a no-on bitch 1.00
01:19:34.280 let me make one more final point 1.00
01:19:35.780 and then we can fucking 1.00
01:19:36.460 stop talking about this shit 1.00
01:19:37.520 yeah 1.00
01:19:38.020 I still
01:19:38.520 I think
01:19:39.120 I think that there are
01:19:40.380 like
01:19:41.020 there are journalistic reasons
01:19:42.460 that I would like to meet
01:19:43.600 with Netanyahu 0.99
01:19:44.160 to be able to fucking 0.99
01:19:45.340 ask him about some things 0.99
01:19:46.780 you know
01:19:47.260 like I think it would be interesting
01:19:48.260 so
01:19:48.900 well no
01:19:50.820 all right
01:19:51.700 what is that
01:19:52.360 yeah I mean
01:19:54.140 shekels are interesting 1.00
01:19:55.080 Robin is right
01:19:55.780 do you think
01:19:56.400 question is
01:19:57.060 do you think that
01:19:57.820 Tim asked him
01:19:58.800 any of these
01:19:59.380 interesting questions
01:20:00.360 so according to Tim
01:20:01.740 on his own show
01:20:02.540 he said
01:20:03.020 the only question
01:20:03.760 he asked him
01:20:04.360 was
01:20:04.900 is there any truth
01:20:06.060 to the allegations
01:20:06.760 that Qatar
01:20:07.680 is funding
01:20:08.640 you know
01:20:09.760 anti-semitism
01:20:10.600 on the internet
01:20:11.900 on social media
01:20:12.720 we do not take money
01:20:13.800 from Qatar
01:20:14.480 and Netanyahu said
01:20:15.620 Netanyahu said
01:20:16.520 I don't know
01:20:17.900 so
01:20:19.100 like he said
01:20:20.220 I've seen the reports
01:20:21.200 but I don't know
01:20:22.060 I think they really hate us
01:20:23.700 Tim
01:20:23.940 so I'm like
01:20:24.800 I'm like
01:20:25.100 you
01:20:25.340 so hold on
01:20:27.040 hold on
01:20:27.320 so let me just
01:20:28.120 this kind of adds
01:20:29.300 credence to Top's argument
01:20:30.160 so he misses out
01:20:31.500 on doing his
01:20:32.840 his show
01:20:33.440 which he makes
01:20:34.040 probably 10 grand a night
01:20:35.360 or more doing
01:20:36.140 he skips that
01:20:37.500 to go ask a single question
01:20:39.160 of Netanyahu
01:20:39.720 and that's the question
01:20:40.800 and the answer is
01:20:41.640 I don't know
01:20:42.480 and I'm like
01:20:43.080 like
01:20:43.860 what
01:20:44.460 if you found out
01:20:45.840 that he was taking money
01:20:46.640 from Israel
01:20:47.080 would you call him 1.00
01:20:47.640 a fucking faggot 1.00
01:20:48.280 yes 1.00
01:20:49.640 cool
01:20:50.540 I'm going to call him 1.00
01:20:51.880 a faggot for that 1.00
01:20:52.600 I just think 1.00
01:20:53.380 I don't like that
01:20:54.200 people are following him
01:20:55.220 wait now you're good
01:20:57.400 with it
01:20:57.700 I thought that was a solid way
01:20:58.120 to end that segment
01:20:58.900 separate your emotions
01:20:59.860 yes
01:21:00.480 no it's very easy
01:21:02.920 if you're taking money 1.00
01:21:04.140 from fucking Israel 1.00
01:21:05.080 then you're a scumbag 1.00
01:21:06.660 good for you player 1.00
01:21:07.620 buy some more lights
01:21:08.440 for your background
01:21:09.060 but
01:21:09.660 if you're
01:21:10.520 if you're then convincing 1.00
01:21:11.560 your fucking fat 1.00
01:21:12.680 shit audience 1.00
01:21:13.620 I actually have a picture 0.99
01:21:14.780 of these guys
01:21:15.400 oh yeah
01:21:16.140 to then support Israel 0.62
01:21:17.860 shame on you 0.77
01:21:18.620 but if you're taking money
01:21:19.440 from them
01:21:19.780 good
01:21:20.000 like this is where
01:21:20.660 let me be clear too
01:21:22.000 I don't 0.99
01:21:22.820 I don't like fucking 0.99
01:21:23.720 the allegations 1.00
01:21:24.760 of the Russian money
01:21:25.580 this person doesn't even
01:21:27.520 have a leg
01:21:28.120 this person in the
01:21:29.240 in the pink
01:21:29.880 oh yeah
01:21:30.420 pregnant 0.80
01:21:30.860 probably pregnant
01:21:31.840 guy
01:21:32.260 no leg
01:21:32.960 by the way 0.94
01:21:33.820 it is way faggier 1.00
01:21:35.200 by the way 0.96
01:21:35.800 Clint 0.98
01:21:36.040 it is way faggier 1.00
01:21:37.000 just to shill for Israel 0.98
01:21:38.320 and not get paid
01:21:39.260 than shill for Israel
01:21:40.140 and get paid
01:21:40.980 by the way
01:21:41.400 well okay
01:21:42.120 okay fine
01:21:42.820 but like 1.00
01:21:43.220 I think it's a scum 1.00
01:21:44.200 scumbag thing 1.00
01:21:44.940 to do regardless 0.96
01:21:45.560 it was a day
01:21:47.980 and by the way
01:21:48.680 I was
01:21:49.060 I was there
01:21:49.600 at that event
01:21:50.100 and people asked me 1.00
01:21:51.060 for fucking photographs 1.00
01:21:52.000 and shit 1.00
01:21:52.280 so like 1.00
01:21:52.660 those dumpy 1.00
01:21:53.440 motherfuckers 1.00
01:21:53.840 are my fans too 1.00
01:21:54.720 what did it smell like
01:21:56.380 and no wonder
01:21:57.000 why they don't like
01:21:57.640 NDS
01:21:58.040 look at these people
01:21:58.760 they're not gonna be
01:21:59.380 at bro grove
01:21:59.960 listen
01:22:00.480 what did it smell like
01:22:02.240 people will be
01:22:02.520 at bro grove
01:22:03.280 that's right
01:22:03.740 yeah
01:22:04.060 what did it smell like
01:22:05.600 in that room Clint
01:22:06.340 it smelled fine
01:22:08.320 it smelled fine to him
01:22:12.140 because he felt superior 0.98
01:22:13.040 what the fuck was the weather 0.98
01:22:14.500 back to 0.98
01:22:14.800 dude it was frozen
01:22:16.920 it was terrible
01:22:17.720 why is this guy wearing shorts
01:22:18.980 that was when I was
01:22:20.520 that was when I was
01:22:21.120 on the campaign trail
01:22:21.900 with the vague
01:22:22.440 it's something about 0.99
01:22:23.320 fat white dudes 0.99
01:22:24.000 that wear shorts 1.00
01:22:24.620 in the winter
01:22:24.940 I think
01:22:25.340 I think that's the event
01:22:26.320 that's one of those dudes
01:22:27.380 yeah
01:22:27.840 that dude looks like
01:22:29.320 he ate Tim Pool
01:22:30.080 it does look like
01:22:31.560 a real thick Tim Pool
01:22:32.540 they're all
01:22:33.660 they're all so pasty
01:22:35.220 like they've never
01:22:36.000 seen the sun 0.96
01:22:36.520 not one of these niggas 1.00
01:22:37.540 is wearing Jordans
01:22:38.460 I bet you
01:22:39.780 no definitely not
01:22:40.360 you have a guy
01:22:40.840 wearing Tim's though
01:22:41.660 dude the snow
01:22:42.540 was like four feet high
01:22:43.660 you wouldn't want
01:22:44.280 to wear Jordans
01:22:45.640 not real niggas 1.00
01:22:46.760 wear Jordans
01:22:47.300 even in the pool bro
01:22:48.340 that's a good point
01:22:49.880 never take them off
01:22:50.560 you gotta stay
01:22:51.200 stay ready
01:22:51.800 whether there's a blizzard
01:22:52.680 or not homeboy
01:22:53.440 I got Jordans
01:22:54.780 and my big t-shirt on
01:22:56.320 and I'm going to bed
01:22:57.100 and that's it
01:22:57.820 that's right
01:22:58.460 I just
01:23:00.340 I would be
01:23:00.860 I would be 0.99
01:23:01.320 fucking 1.00
01:23:01.460 I would be 1.00
01:23:02.920 fucking shocked 0.98
01:23:03.620 if Tim's actually 0.99
01:23:04.300 taking money 1.00
01:23:04.740 from fucking Israel 1.00
01:23:05.400 if he is 1.00
01:23:06.200 that's so strange though
01:23:06.680 because nobody else
01:23:07.400 would be shocked
01:23:07.900 what would be
01:23:08.720 what would be your
01:23:09.780 if you order Jordans
01:23:10.920 to bed
01:23:11.380 top
01:23:12.280 which Jordans
01:23:13.300 would you wear
01:23:13.620 to bed
01:23:13.900 oh easy
01:23:14.800 the sevens bro
01:23:15.640 most comfortable
01:23:16.640 socks dog
01:23:18.240 look at this
01:23:19.940 I mean I get it
01:23:21.340 I get it 1.00
01:23:22.720 it's real nigga shit 1.00
01:23:23.600 you don't want 1.00
01:23:25.200 to take them off
01:23:25.740 do you buy
01:23:26.840 and sell
01:23:27.440 the Jordans
01:23:27.880 that you buy
01:23:28.300 from that
01:23:28.720 do you like
01:23:29.140 are you just
01:23:29.860 like flipping them
01:23:30.620 or are you just
01:23:31.160 buying them
01:23:31.440 and you're just
01:23:31.760 stacking your
01:23:32.300 closet right now 1.00
01:23:33.860 I'm just fucking 0.99
01:23:34.460 buying 0.99
01:23:34.700 I had
01:23:35.320 I literally
01:23:35.800 had one pair
01:23:36.680 of shoes
01:23:37.060 that I bought
01:23:37.660 three or four times
01:23:39.000 those Adidas shoes
01:23:40.200 every time you see me
01:23:41.240 yep
01:23:41.660 you look like 1.00
01:23:42.400 the type of nigga 1.00
01:23:42.800 that wears a size 10 0.94
01:23:43.640 9
01:23:44.900 close
01:23:45.680 9
01:23:45.940 yeah
01:23:46.240 whoa
01:23:46.760 yeah
01:23:47.420 whoa what 1.00
01:23:48.460 what the fuck 1.00
01:23:49.580 was that 0.99
01:23:49.800 have you been
01:23:50.140 wondering
01:23:50.580 what size is your
01:23:51.200 shoe
01:23:51.420 you have small feet
01:23:53.060 bro
01:23:53.360 you've had a
01:23:54.040 9.5
01:23:54.620 toad
01:23:55.260 yeah
01:23:56.340 yeah
01:23:57.240 he's like
01:23:57.540 yeah but I'm a little
01:23:58.660 man
01:23:59.000 and honestly
01:24:00.460 I bet you
01:24:00.920 those don't even
01:24:01.600 fit you
01:24:01.940 you probably 0.99
01:24:02.300 fucking crease 1.00
01:24:02.900 your shit up 1.00
01:24:03.440 man 1.00
01:24:03.620 fucking 1.00
01:24:04.080 whack ass 1.00
01:24:04.780 bitch 1.00
01:24:05.120 I could probably 1.00
01:24:05.780 fit in a 9
01:24:06.600 I wear a size 11
01:24:08.140 anybody can beat me
01:24:09.240 I wear a size 10
01:24:10.500 that's why my
01:24:12.020 9.5
01:24:12.680 yeah with your
01:24:13.340 no you don't
01:24:14.440 Cole
01:24:14.680 Cole wears like
01:24:15.580 a 7
01:24:16.360 it's very disrespectful
01:24:18.600 dude I feel like
01:24:19.360 Jose
01:24:19.600 I feel like Jose
01:24:20.360 wears like 4's
01:24:21.900 Cole's about to 0.99
01:24:23.720 show his stinky 1.00
01:24:24.540 ass shoes 1.00
01:24:25.100 yeah 0.98
01:24:25.500 these are my
01:24:26.420 lifting shoes
01:24:27.120 but they are
01:24:27.580 9.5
01:24:27.920 you know
01:24:28.120 I don't want
01:24:29.260 to smell that
01:24:29.980 I can smell it
01:24:31.220 lifting shoes
01:24:31.940 are always
01:24:32.400 4 sizes
01:24:33.000 bigger than
01:24:33.540 normal
01:24:34.020 did you remember
01:24:34.820 when we were
01:24:35.720 it was when we were
01:24:36.360 at TopSauce
01:24:36.960 right Cole's feet
01:24:37.760 like stunk up
01:24:38.760 the whole joint 1.00
01:24:39.300 fuck 1.00
01:24:40.260 that was bad 1.00
01:24:41.380 it's these
01:24:41.820 do you still have them
01:24:44.220 oh god
01:24:45.540 I got this 0.99
01:24:46.240 to fucking 0.99
01:24:47.000 why don't you 1.00
01:24:48.020 just get new shoes
01:24:48.800 I remember those
01:24:49.520 I'm getting new shoes
01:24:50.920 Friday actually
01:24:52.220 they don't smell that now
01:24:54.760 get some Jordans
01:24:55.880 I doubt it
01:24:56.820 get some Jordans
01:24:57.860 some Jordans
01:24:58.520 dude
01:24:58.860 you look like
01:25:00.420 the type of 1.00
01:25:00.800 motherfucker got 1.00
01:25:01.240 those five finger 1.00
01:25:02.040 shoes
01:25:02.400 I do
01:25:03.020 I do barefoot
01:25:03.860 shoes only
01:25:04.340 from now
01:25:04.780 basically
01:25:05.200 you have
01:25:05.740 Vibram's
01:25:06.220 five finger
01:25:06.660 shoes
01:25:06.940 I don't have
01:25:07.400 the five finger
01:25:07.900 shoes
01:25:08.080 or Vivos
01:25:09.000 you want
01:25:09.880 them though
01:25:10.200 hey Robin
01:25:11.140 I don't give a 0.98
01:25:11.820 fuck about the 0.99
01:25:12.440 size of your 1.00
01:25:12.880 fucking boyfriend's 1.00
01:25:13.780 dick 1.00
01:25:13.960 you freak 1.00
01:25:14.500 Robin
01:25:15.200 my wife's
01:25:16.860 boyfriend
01:25:17.140 wears a
01:25:17.880 really small 1.00
01:25:18.500 pussy 1.00
01:25:18.980 and my boyfriend 1.00
01:25:19.640 has a huge 1.00
01:25:20.420 dick 1.00
01:25:20.900 how big is 0.92
01:25:23.380 your boyfriend's 1.00
01:25:23.860 cock 1.00
01:25:24.180 yeah right
01:25:25.620 that's like
01:25:26.300 what you're
01:25:26.600 inferring
01:25:26.960 my boyfriend
01:25:27.500 wears a
01:25:27.940 twelve and a
01:25:28.440 half
01:25:28.720 and I
01:25:29.160 wear a
01:25:29.540 four and
01:25:29.940 a half
01:25:30.240 in bed
01:25:30.620 you know
01:25:31.280 what that
01:25:31.660 means
01:25:32.240 he stretches
01:25:35.420 my tiny little 1.00
01:25:36.180 baby pussy 1.00
01:25:36.720 out 1.00
01:25:36.960 all the time
01:25:37.560 it hurts so
01:25:39.560 good
01:25:39.940 it's like
01:25:40.560 I don't want
01:25:41.000 to know
01:25:41.240 about this
01:25:41.780 what are you
01:25:42.120 doing
01:25:42.260 I'm getting
01:25:42.420 ripped in half
01:25:43.020 by his 0.72
01:25:43.420 huge monster 1.00
01:25:44.040 cock 0.99
01:25:44.540 half of the 0.86
01:25:47.160 time I bleed
01:25:47.920 what's wrong 0.94
01:25:50.600 with you Robin
01:25:51.120 how dare you 1.00
01:25:51.880 fucking disgusting 1.00
01:25:52.700 you didn't need 1.00
01:25:53.340 to know that 1.00
01:25:53.780 shit 1.00
01:25:54.120 dude 1.00
01:25:54.440 my wife
01:25:55.620 so like
01:25:56.500 the
01:25:56.820 speaking of
01:25:57.800 stretched out 1.00
01:25:58.340 pussy 1.00
01:25:58.600 my wife 1.00
01:25:59.140 well so
01:26:00.600 she's pregnant 1.00
01:26:01.100 and then
01:26:01.520 the doctor
01:26:02.180 goes like
01:26:02.860 congratulations
01:26:03.380 yeah and so
01:26:04.660 she goes
01:26:04.920 the cervix
01:26:05.500 is in front
01:26:05.980 of like
01:26:06.300 the whatever
01:26:06.840 she goes
01:26:07.200 you can't 0.98
01:26:08.480 have sex 0.95
01:26:08.940 for four 0.96
01:26:09.360 weeks
01:26:09.560 until we
01:26:09.860 have the
01:26:10.040 ultrasound
01:26:10.280 like till
01:26:10.980 we have
01:26:11.160 her next
01:26:11.480 appointment
01:26:11.860 so four
01:26:12.420 weeks rolls
01:26:12.740 around
01:26:13.060 and she
01:26:13.620 goes like
01:26:14.100 the next
01:26:14.580 ultrasound
01:26:14.940 is at
01:26:15.200 20 weeks
01:26:15.660 so you
01:26:15.940 still
01:26:16.200 we still
01:26:16.600 don't know
01:26:17.060 so you
01:26:17.540 still can't
01:26:17.960 so it's
01:26:18.260 going to be
01:26:18.740 like
01:26:18.960 three months
01:26:19.960 this is
01:26:25.200 a perfect
01:26:25.540 this is
01:26:25.880 perfect timing
01:26:26.460 for you
01:26:26.760 because you're
01:26:27.160 in this 1.00
01:26:27.340 fucking 0.99
01:26:27.600 this lifting 0.99
01:26:28.360 I know
01:26:28.720 I've been
01:26:29.020 like
01:26:29.220 yeah
01:26:29.680 yeah
01:26:30.060 try to
01:26:31.340 get it
01:26:31.620 out
01:26:31.840 some way 0.99
01:26:32.500 the fuck 0.99
01:26:32.940 operation 1.00
01:26:33.600 dude I bet
01:26:33.960 you're going 1.00
01:26:34.220 hard as fuck 1.00
01:26:34.700 at the gym 0.99
01:26:35.040 right
01:26:35.440 I was just
01:26:39.140 telling my wife
01:26:39.700 today when I
01:26:40.180 got my
01:26:41.140 my nut
01:26:41.700 removed
01:26:41.980 for cancer
01:26:42.460 I was such 1.00
01:26:43.040 a bitch 1.00
01:26:43.340 about it 1.00
01:26:43.700 because the
01:26:44.080 urologist
01:26:45.180 is like
01:26:45.540 a big
01:26:45.820 Arabic
01:26:46.180 dude
01:26:46.540 he's like
01:26:47.200 okay
01:26:47.460 let's see
01:26:47.840 your nuts
01:26:48.680 I go 1.00
01:26:49.120 fucking 1.00
01:26:49.400 why are they 1.00
01:26:49.780 all Arabic
01:26:50.420 by the way
01:26:50.860 I don't know
01:26:51.300 dude
01:26:51.520 and he's 1.00
01:26:51.860 huge as shit 0.99
01:26:52.600 big dude 1.00
01:26:53.400 big hands
01:26:53.960 what's it
01:26:54.640 what's it feel
01:26:55.120 like when you
01:26:55.440 have cancer 0.99
01:26:55.800 and you're nuts 1.00
01:26:56.260 oh um 1.00
01:26:57.540 I just noticed
01:26:58.640 like over and
01:26:59.220 over again
01:26:59.540 when I was
01:26:59.840 washing my 0.99
01:27:00.360 balls 0.99
01:27:00.640 that something
01:27:01.140 just like
01:27:01.700 you know 1.00
01:27:01.900 your balls 1.00
01:27:02.320 real good 0.99
01:27:02.820 and when
01:27:03.340 there's
01:27:03.500 something
01:27:03.680 different
01:27:04.000 about them
01:27:04.380 I'm like
01:27:04.580 that's 0.99
01:27:04.860 fucking 0.99
01:27:05.080 not 0.99
01:27:05.340 the same
01:27:05.720 like
01:27:05.960 when I
01:27:06.200 notice
01:27:06.420 that skin 0.92
01:27:06.940 on my 1.00
01:27:07.200 penis 1.00
01:27:07.480 yeah
01:27:07.780 it's
01:27:07.880 the same
01:27:08.200 type
01:27:08.500 that's
01:27:08.860 a problem
01:27:09.520 yeah
01:27:09.780 and it
01:27:10.980 stayed there
01:27:11.520 for a long
01:27:12.080 time
01:27:12.480 and then I
01:27:13.160 it just kept
01:27:13.820 nagging me
01:27:14.360 like every
01:27:14.860 time I was
01:27:15.180 washing my 0.99
01:27:15.620 balls 0.99
01:27:15.860 describe it
01:27:16.880 what was it
01:27:17.400 I want to
01:27:17.700 know
01:27:17.800 it's like
01:27:18.260 just a tough
01:27:19.340 spot
01:27:19.740 like an extra
01:27:20.480 some extra
01:27:21.260 meat showed up
01:27:21.880 on that nut
01:27:22.420 was it big
01:27:23.260 small
01:27:23.880 no it felt
01:27:25.260 like maybe
01:27:25.640 the size
01:27:26.080 of like a
01:27:26.540 pea
01:27:26.800 but that
01:27:27.960 wasn't the
01:27:28.460 case
01:27:28.660 it was
01:27:28.860 actually
01:27:29.120 way
01:27:29.400 smaller
01:27:29.700 than that
01:27:30.000 so was
01:27:30.320 it like
01:27:30.560 having a
01:27:31.280 BB
01:27:31.500 in your
01:27:32.440 nut sack
01:27:32.880 kind of
01:27:33.500 but a BB
01:27:33.860 is like
01:27:34.200 a hard plastic
01:27:34.880 because I
01:27:36.320 want to be
01:27:36.600 able to check
01:27:36.960 myself
01:27:37.300 he's trying
01:27:38.400 to figure out
01:27:38.840 if he has
01:27:39.140 herpes or
01:27:39.620 not
01:27:39.820 was it
01:27:42.620 attached
01:27:43.200 was it
01:27:43.580 attached
01:27:43.900 to the
01:27:44.100 yeah
01:27:44.260 it was
01:27:44.760 attached
01:27:45.140 to
01:27:45.300 it was
01:27:45.460 a growth
01:27:45.740 okay
01:27:46.040 so it
01:27:46.280 wasn't
01:27:46.560 free
01:27:46.800 floating
01:27:47.080 no
01:27:47.660 and you
01:27:48.040 couldn't
01:27:48.340 you know
01:27:48.560 how you
01:27:48.780 can kind
01:27:49.060 of move
01:27:49.280 your nut
01:27:49.600 around
01:27:49.940 yeah
01:27:50.560 you couldn't
01:27:51.120 move this
01:27:51.600 around on
01:27:52.240 your nut 1.00
01:27:52.620 this shit 1.00
01:27:52.960 was tethered 1.00
01:27:53.640 to the nut
01:27:54.020 cool
01:27:54.540 who else is
01:27:56.120 grabbing their
01:27:56.500 nuts right now
01:27:57.600 I was about
01:27:58.800 to but like
01:27:59.760 I grab them
01:28:00.380 all the time
01:28:00.800 but like
01:28:01.180 I've had
01:28:01.540 things that I
01:28:02.160 thought were
01:28:02.540 cancer but
01:28:03.020 it's actually
01:28:03.400 like I'm
01:28:03.760 like oh
01:28:04.080 it like moves
01:28:04.860 around with
01:28:05.280 the skins
01:28:05.780 you know
01:28:06.080 it's like
01:28:06.320 an ingrown
01:28:12.620 do you think
01:28:13.040 that you know
01:28:13.520 how like
01:28:13.860 women with 1.00
01:28:14.400 huge cans
01:28:15.080 they or
01:28:15.800 they seem
01:28:16.440 to get
01:28:16.720 breast cancer
01:28:17.320 more often
01:28:17.740 do you think
01:28:18.400 because I have
01:28:18.960 huge nuts
01:28:19.440 I'm like
01:28:19.820 more likely
01:28:20.620 to get
01:28:20.940 nut cancer
01:28:21.480 yeah
01:28:21.820 because there's
01:28:22.180 more area
01:28:22.920 for it to happen
01:28:23.440 but I think
01:28:23.600 because you are
01:28:25.700 expelling them
01:28:26.800 so often
01:28:27.500 oh yeah
01:28:28.180 if you're
01:28:28.440 constantly
01:28:28.840 blowing loads
01:28:29.580 you're just
01:28:29.920 getting rid
01:28:30.280 of that cancer
01:28:30.580 I don't
01:28:30.880 I don't
01:28:31.200 think you
01:28:31.520 actually
01:28:31.780 launch your 1.00
01:28:32.360 testicles 1.00
01:28:32.780 out of your 1.00
01:28:33.180 dick 1.00
01:28:33.360 when you 0.98
01:28:33.580 come
01:28:33.760 no no
01:28:34.040 no
01:28:34.360 no
01:28:34.500 I don't
01:28:36.040 think
01:28:36.160 that's
01:28:36.340 how it
01:28:36.600 works
01:28:36.840 Cole
01:28:37.080 I think
01:28:38.280 this
01:28:38.460 play the
01:28:39.520 play the
01:28:39.840 more
01:28:40.040 you know
01:28:40.520 it's
01:28:44.300 actually
01:28:44.600 just
01:28:45.120 bowls out 1.00
01:28:50.580 your dick 1.00
01:28:50.940 you know 1.00
01:28:51.440 he tells me
01:28:53.600 right
01:28:53.800 man
01:28:54.260 just
01:28:54.520 nothing
01:28:54.960 the urologist
01:28:56.100 goes like
01:28:56.460 let me
01:28:56.760 let me
01:28:57.120 see your 1.00
01:28:57.380 balls 1.00
01:28:57.680 so I
01:28:58.360 let him
01:28:58.720 see my 1.00
01:28:58.980 balls 1.00
01:28:59.180 but I'm 0.63
01:28:59.460 being a 1.00
01:28:59.740 bitch 1.00
01:28:59.920 about it 1.00
01:29:00.280 and I'm
01:29:00.480 kind of
01:29:00.980 holding
01:29:01.440 my 1.00
01:29:01.720 dick 1.00
01:29:02.100 right
01:29:02.720 so I'm
01:29:03.380 trying to
01:29:03.680 be like
01:29:03.900 I don't
01:29:04.060 know
01:29:04.140 you didn't
01:29:04.400 ask to
01:29:04.680 see
01:29:04.780 the 1.00
01:29:04.940 dick 1.00
01:29:05.120 so 0.92
01:29:05.380 I'm
01:29:05.900 holding
01:29:06.160 the 1.00
01:29:06.380 dick 1.00
01:29:06.580 and I
01:29:06.860 show
01:29:07.260 and he
01:29:07.580 slapped
01:29:07.960 my 0.91
01:29:08.460 doctor
01:29:08.920 wanted
01:29:09.100 to
01:29:09.240 see
01:29:09.380 because
01:29:09.560 it's
01:29:09.680 award
01:29:10.160 winning
01:29:10.480 well
01:29:11.320 I mean
01:29:11.580 you know
01:29:11.960 I would
01:29:12.240 have liked
01:29:12.500 to have
01:29:12.780 at least
01:29:13.000 fluffed
01:29:13.580 or something
01:29:14.020 or tugged
01:29:14.760 on it
01:29:15.060 not
01:29:15.400 cancer is
01:29:16.020 most common
01:29:16.660 between the
01:29:17.200 ages of
01:29:17.580 15 to
01:29:18.160 35
01:29:18.740 yeah
01:29:19.140 I knew
01:29:19.420 a guy
01:29:19.700 I'm good
01:29:21.460 to go
01:29:21.820 I had a
01:29:22.380 co-worker
01:29:23.060 who had it
01:29:23.780 yeah
01:29:23.940 they like
01:29:24.380 stopped
01:29:24.700 checking
01:29:25.020 for it
01:29:25.320 once
01:29:25.460 you're
01:29:25.580 like
01:29:25.720 35
01:29:26.240 that's
01:29:27.220 super
01:29:27.520 weird
01:29:27.720 because
01:29:28.060 that's
01:29:28.280 awesome
01:29:28.440 I made
01:29:29.080 it
01:29:29.200 I feel
01:29:31.520 like
01:29:31.640 that's
01:29:31.820 opposite
01:29:32.120 of
01:29:32.360 regular
01:29:32.660 cancer
01:29:33.000 the
01:29:35.200 older
01:29:35.580 you get
01:29:36.120 the worst
01:29:36.680 it is
01:29:37.060 like
01:29:37.300 one of my
01:29:38.440 co-workers
01:29:38.800 at my
01:29:39.200 first
01:29:39.460 company
01:29:39.740 who was
01:29:40.040 one of
01:29:40.340 the two
01:29:40.600 that was
01:29:40.860 with me
01:29:41.220 when I
01:29:41.420 had that
01:29:41.780 stroke
01:29:42.660 seizure
01:29:43.120 thing
01:29:43.460 he was
01:29:43.760 there
01:29:44.160 which one
01:29:44.700 the grandma
01:29:45.100 he had
01:29:45.920 yeah
01:29:46.260 the grandma
01:29:46.960 the grandma
01:29:47.480 at the ER
01:29:50.440 this guy
01:29:52.120 yeah
01:29:53.640 I mean
01:29:54.220 his name
01:29:54.520 is Keith
01:29:54.940 whatever
01:29:55.200 he's a
01:29:55.760 badass
01:29:56.140 dude
01:29:56.440 he
01:29:56.700 he had
01:29:57.480 one ball
01:29:58.000 as well
01:29:58.340 because he
01:29:58.740 had 0.82
01:29:58.880 testicular
01:29:59.860 cancer
01:30:00.300 he beat
01:30:01.400 that
01:30:01.780 but I guess
01:30:02.280 he has
01:30:02.520 some
01:30:02.880 disorder
01:30:04.100 or something
01:30:04.500 that makes
01:30:04.860 him more
01:30:05.420 prone to
01:30:06.020 cancer
01:30:06.400 because
01:30:06.640 later on
01:30:07.280 he had
01:30:07.500 stomach
01:30:08.200 cancer 1.00
01:30:08.860 damn 1.00
01:30:09.620 and he 1.00
01:30:10.380 survived
01:30:10.880 that too
01:30:11.480 he had
01:30:11.680 like some
01:30:11.980 chunk
01:30:12.460 of his 0.99
01:30:12.740 stomach
01:30:13.060 that's 0.64
01:30:13.320 the worst
01:30:13.600 thing about
01:30:14.520 cancer
01:30:14.820 once it's
01:30:16.580 in your
01:30:17.000 body
01:30:17.220 you're like
01:30:17.480 yeah
01:30:17.720 I haven't
01:30:18.640 seen him
01:30:19.100 forever
01:30:19.560 but I knew
01:30:20.180 he was
01:30:20.420 in the
01:30:20.600 hospital
01:30:21.000 it's like
01:30:26.040 herpes
01:30:26.480 basically
01:30:26.900 if I was
01:30:27.260 Tim Poole
01:30:27.620 I would have
01:30:28.000 asked
01:30:28.220 Netanyahu
01:30:28.760 how do we
01:30:29.360 turn off
01:30:29.800 the cancer
01:30:30.380 that you
01:30:31.000 guys have
01:30:31.400 turned on
01:30:31.860 in this
01:30:32.160 country
01:30:32.520 what if
01:30:32.960 they just
01:30:33.340 did like 1.00
01:30:33.740 a fucking 0.99
01:30:34.080 formal 1.00
01:30:34.440 meeting
01:30:34.780 and they
01:30:35.200 split a
01:30:35.580 baby
01:30:35.840 and it
01:30:36.320 was
01:30:36.480 official
01:30:36.900 like he's
01:30:37.560 in the
01:30:38.480 club
01:30:38.780 now
01:30:39.320 one more
01:30:40.440 serious
01:30:41.000 point
01:30:41.200 about this
01:30:41.560 because it
01:30:41.820 really does
01:30:42.140 bother me
01:30:42.840 like as
01:30:43.760 a journalist
01:30:44.200 if I'm
01:30:44.880 going to
01:30:45.000 pretend
01:30:45.260 that I'm
01:30:45.540 a journalist
01:30:45.880 which I'm
01:30:46.240 not
01:30:46.400 I'm a
01:30:46.660 political
01:30:46.880 commentator
01:30:47.300 but if
01:30:47.560 I was
01:30:47.760 going to
01:30:47.900 pretend
01:30:48.100 that I'm
01:30:48.320 a journalist
01:30:48.600 I'm
01:30:49.200 going in
01:30:49.480 there
01:30:49.600 asking him
01:30:50.100 like hey
01:30:50.940 50,000
01:30:52.800 civilians
01:30:53.680 killed 1.00
01:30:54.040 and you
01:30:54.700 claim that
01:30:55.140 you know
01:30:55.360 like I
01:30:55.600 would be 0.99
01:30:55.860 fucking 0.99
01:30:56.100 really 0.99
01:30:56.400 serious
01:30:56.760 about this
01:30:57.180 and I
01:30:57.500 just
01:30:57.720 it drives
01:30:58.240 me crazy
01:30:58.720 that the
01:30:59.020 one question
01:30:59.640 that Tim
01:31:00.220 asked him
01:31:00.760 is
01:31:01.200 yeah fine 1.00
01:31:02.500 fucking 1.00
01:31:02.840 then kick 1.00
01:31:03.140 me out 0.90
01:31:03.400 who gives 0.99
01:31:03.660 a fuck 0.99
01:31:03.940 but my 1.00
01:31:04.460 point is
01:31:04.840 Tim
01:31:05.280 asked him
01:31:05.820 do you
01:31:06.620 think
01:31:06.980 that it's
01:31:07.400 true
01:31:07.680 that Qatar
01:31:08.360 is funding
01:31:09.080 the top
01:31:09.580 lobsters
01:31:10.020 on X
01:31:10.600 and it's
01:31:11.120 like what 1.00
01:31:11.720 the fuck 0.99
01:31:12.540 that's why 1.00
01:31:13.360 you would never
01:31:14.060 be invited
01:31:14.620 there and
01:31:17.560 he doesn't
01:31:17.920 ask those
01:31:18.420 questions
01:31:18.780 that's not
01:31:19.220 what he's
01:31:19.540 doing
01:31:19.900 but it's
01:31:20.620 just
01:31:20.760 it just
01:31:21.120 really
01:31:21.540 it bums
01:31:22.760 me out
01:31:23.160 I guess
01:31:23.560 in secrecy
01:31:24.420 he didn't
01:31:24.800 ask any
01:31:25.240 questions
01:31:25.640 this was
01:31:26.060 in secret
01:31:26.460 they just
01:31:26.840 went there
01:31:27.140 and they 1.00
01:31:27.360 fucked some 1.00
01:31:27.700 kids 1.00
01:31:28.400 that's it
01:31:28.800 there was 0.98
01:31:30.160 no fucking 0.97
01:31:31.180 terms or 1.00
01:31:31.780 conditions
01:31:32.160 they just 1.00
01:31:32.740 fucked some 1.00
01:31:33.160 kids 1.00
01:31:33.400 oh my god 1.00
01:31:38.220 oh shit 1.00
01:31:40.180 why would you 1.00
01:31:42.780 make that
01:31:43.800 into a statue
01:31:44.480 like a hole
01:31:45.140 a b-hole
01:31:46.080 it's like
01:31:46.960 Tim with
01:31:47.740 that in
01:31:47.980 yahoo
01:31:48.360 is that a
01:31:49.220 nephilim statue
01:31:50.040 what is this
01:31:50.680 it's the
01:31:51.500 n-hole 0.99
01:31:51.920 why did they
01:31:52.500 make that
01:31:52.820 the entrance
01:31:53.460 yeah the
01:31:55.600 entrance is
01:31:56.360 the n-hole
01:31:56.940 what's going
01:31:57.700 on there
01:31:58.460 by the way
01:32:01.840 this whole
01:32:02.180 podcast has
01:32:02.920 had this
01:32:03.500 anatomical 0.99
01:32:05.340 penis 0.99
01:32:05.720 right here 0.94
01:32:06.380 on my right
01:32:06.800 screen
01:32:07.100 this whole
01:32:07.440 time
01:32:07.740 it's never
01:32:08.340 changed
01:32:09.120 it's been
01:32:09.540 sitting here
01:32:09.940 since the
01:32:10.600 bring it up
01:32:11.400 this is actually
01:32:12.220 why you guys
01:32:12.760 should join
01:32:13.200 the patreon
01:32:14.140 because you get
01:32:14.640 a post show
01:32:15.500 and you get
01:32:16.020 the pre oh
01:32:16.400 you're in 1.00
01:32:16.740 the fucking 1.00
01:32:17.100 this is the 1.00
01:32:17.740 patreon but
01:32:18.300 whatever people
01:32:18.860 afterwards will
01:32:19.500 see it
01:32:19.920 uh yeah
01:32:21.000 future generation
01:32:22.000 future generations
01:32:23.660 in the future
01:32:24.100 by the way top
01:32:24.700 we still have to
01:32:25.560 get or i can do
01:32:26.460 it if you want
01:32:26.860 because i thought
01:32:27.420 this has been on
01:32:28.300 my screen
01:32:28.720 like right here
01:32:29.720 like right next
01:32:30.580 to me this whole
01:32:31.140 time it's just
01:32:31.660 this and so
01:32:32.320 every time i look 1.00
01:32:33.300 over see a penis 0.99
01:32:34.340 i'm just like 1.00
01:32:34.940 a bad looking 1.00
01:32:35.400 penis real small 1.00
01:32:36.660 no butt cheeks 0.99
01:32:37.380 either by the way
01:32:38.500 it doesn't it
01:32:39.600 doesn't get below 0.98
01:32:40.420 the balls 0.99
01:32:41.120 that's my 1.00
01:32:41.660 penis to ball 1.00
01:32:42.760 ratio is real 0.74
01:32:43.540 bad that is my 1.00
01:32:44.420 dick after i work 1.00
01:32:45.240 out just so you
01:32:46.080 know oh yeah
01:32:46.660 yeah that's a 1.00
01:32:47.140 different dick 0.99
01:32:47.680 workout dick is a 1.00
01:32:48.700 different dick 1.00
01:32:49.200 my dick my dick 1.00
01:32:50.260 like vanishes 1.00
01:32:50.820 by the way i simply
01:32:52.200 don't have
01:32:52.580 no blood in my
01:32:53.220 body do you see
01:32:53.820 this i think so
01:32:54.980 too yeah i can't
01:32:56.120 it's hard to zoom
01:32:56.640 in there's like it
01:32:58.220 goes here and it
01:32:58.960 looks like there's
01:32:59.400 like there's like 0.99
01:33:00.260 double the penis in 1.00
01:33:01.300 here like oh yeah 1.00
01:33:02.200 not usable penis 1.00
01:33:03.820 only usable penis 0.99
01:33:04.880 counts 0.99
01:33:05.300 imagine being
01:33:07.660 imagine being like
01:33:08.740 like just meeting
01:33:10.040 with a guy who you
01:33:10.940 know just killed
01:33:11.880 15 000 children
01:33:13.060 over the past 18
01:33:13.920 months and your
01:33:14.640 question is do you
01:33:15.760 think that anti-semitism
01:33:16.780 is on the rise because
01:33:17.660 of qatar
01:33:18.180 i thought you were
01:33:19.340 talking about this
01:33:19.920 i'm sorry i just
01:33:25.360 keep circling i just
01:33:26.100 keep circling back to
01:33:26.940 how mad i am that
01:33:27.920 that question was
01:33:28.540 imagine meeting the
01:33:29.540 guy and finding out
01:33:30.720 he has four inches of 1.00
01:33:31.860 unusable penis in his 1.00
01:33:33.020 body i do i do 0.99
01:33:34.320 remember hearing about
01:33:35.280 this that basically 0.99
01:33:36.060 the penis enlargement 0.98
01:33:36.880 surgery is basically 0.99
01:33:37.660 they go and they get 0.99
01:33:38.500 that section of penis 1.00
01:33:39.660 and they're like 1.00
01:33:40.160 it just pull it out
01:33:42.740 it just yanks on 1.00
01:33:43.620 your hidden dick we 1.00
01:33:44.340 all got like a big 1.00
01:33:45.060 ass hidden dick 1.00
01:33:45.660 hell yeah dude 1.00
01:33:46.700 that's why i tell
01:33:47.340 people if you're ever
01:33:48.300 if people are like oh 0.99
01:33:49.080 how do i make my dick 1.00
01:33:49.960 bigger lose weight dog 1.00
01:33:51.260 because if you lose
01:33:52.160 weight you have usable 1.00
01:33:53.280 dick hidden in it 1.00
01:33:54.320 you actually do 1.00
01:33:55.300 you're hiding the dick 1.00
01:33:55.940 yeah when i write that 1.00
01:33:57.020 down
01:33:57.880 when i was down to 1.00
01:34:00.060 189 my dick was 1.00
01:34:01.360 fucking flexing 1.00
01:34:02.760 that's yeah that's 0.99
01:34:03.420 it looks great 0.98
01:34:04.080 is it gay to have 1.00
01:34:05.500 more dick inside of 1.00
01:34:06.800 you than outside of 1.00
01:34:07.760 you oh yeah 100% 1.00
01:34:08.980 your own dick is 1.00
01:34:09.660 inside of you 1.00
01:34:09.960 actually actually 0.99
01:34:10.740 being fat is gay 1.00
01:34:12.220 because more of your 1.00
01:34:13.160 dick is in your body 1.00
01:34:13.940 than otherwise 1.00
01:34:14.380 i have more dick 1.00
01:34:15.180 inside me than i can 1.00
01:34:16.280 give you
01:34:17.120 so if you get a 1.00
01:34:20.380 penis enlargement 1.00
01:34:20.940 surgery you are 0.92
01:34:21.820 actively becoming 0.91
01:34:22.740 less gay 0.99
01:34:23.220 yes i imagine that
01:34:25.100 there's like one
01:34:25.760 tissue that you can
01:34:26.740 go
01:34:26.880 no i i no hold
01:34:28.460 on hold on hold
01:34:29.300 on hold on i totally
01:34:30.480 disagree if you get
01:34:31.720 surgery to make your 1.00
01:34:32.660 dick bigger you're 1.00
01:34:33.740 already gay like that's 1.00
01:34:35.120 gay i don't know i 0.99
01:34:36.240 don't think it's ever 0.93
01:34:36.800 gay to get more of 1.00
01:34:38.260 your dick in no no no 1.00
01:34:39.560 if you get surgery to 1.00
01:34:40.620 get it no no you are
01:34:41.760 born you are born with a 1.00
01:34:43.300 hog or you're gay 1.00
01:34:44.680 right 1.00
01:34:45.560 i don't think i don't
01:34:48.560 think you guys understand
01:34:49.180 what i'm saying
01:34:49.640 but i don't think you
01:34:50.980 understand also
01:34:51.640 also also clint though
01:34:54.480 if you're born with a
01:34:55.400 hog that means that 1.00
01:34:56.620 your unusable penis is 1.00
01:34:58.660 also a hog so you have 1.00
01:34:59.820 a hog inside of you
01:35:00.880 you know what that's a 0.99
01:35:02.500 good point i have a huge 1.00
01:35:03.720 dick inside my body 1.00
01:35:04.680 right now 0.98
01:35:05.240 and in fairness pretty 0.97
01:35:08.800 gay that's pretty gay 1.00
01:35:09.820 toad do you have a huge 1.00
01:35:15.260 dick inside your body 1.00
01:35:15.980 right now 0.99
01:35:16.440 no i think it's pretty
01:35:18.460 small
01:35:18.880 well i mean if you lost
01:35:20.620 the weight
01:35:21.080 you got a little tiny 1.00
01:35:22.040 dick in you 1.00
01:35:22.460 yeah 0.89
01:35:23.380 guys i want to watch
01:35:26.440 i'm told we're talking 1.00
01:35:27.860 about tiny dick i want to 1.00
01:35:28.820 watch a fucking bucktube 1.00
01:35:30.400 jesus at least because i 0.99
01:35:31.500 feel like we're okay
01:35:32.220 oh that's nice
01:35:32.820 all right yes i i
01:35:34.060 didn't know that she
01:35:34.620 talked about us
01:35:35.500 i didn't know that she
01:35:38.280 had talked about us
01:35:42.140 again
01:35:42.340 yeah she talked about us 0.98
01:35:43.340 again that's so fucking 0.97
01:35:44.800 funny like do you think 0.98
01:35:45.660 it's qatar is the reason 1.00
01:35:46.940 that that so many people
01:35:47.980 hate us or could it be
01:35:48.680 the 15 000 babies that
01:35:50.200 you blew up
01:35:50.760 that would be my question
01:35:53.780 sorry go ahead we should
01:35:54.600 like we should make it
01:35:55.780 like we are funded by
01:35:56.880 qatar um i want this i
01:35:58.620 want i like i like that
01:35:59.740 she continues to come
01:36:00.660 back and she still goes
01:36:02.320 like they're mormons 0.71
01:36:04.340 you guys do a micro 1.00
01:36:06.940 penis competition for 1.00
01:36:08.100 brohemian growth wait
01:36:09.040 is this new she said it
01:36:10.400 again yes yeah this is
01:36:11.640 new it was in the lane
01:36:12.560 you had it remember i
01:36:13.580 didn't i didn't know
01:36:14.180 that was new i thought
01:36:14.860 that was the old one
01:36:15.400 it's new no
01:36:16.040 yeah when did she put
01:36:17.680 it i don't even know
01:36:18.480 how to check
01:36:18.860 i don't know
01:36:19.340 there's a description
01:36:22.380 april 6th and today
01:36:24.200 is three days ago
01:36:25.180 yeah okay
01:36:25.860 interesting 1.00
01:36:26.000 bitch is active 1.00
01:36:27.080 i like her 1.00
01:36:28.560 so there is a certain
01:36:29.780 podcast and i'm not
01:36:31.460 gonna name names
01:36:32.720 obviously
01:36:33.180 oh because we're
01:36:33.700 looking for clout 1.00
01:36:34.460 off of you you fat 1.00
01:36:35.460 fuck 1.00
01:36:35.820 look at her unibrow 1.00
01:36:37.680 mormon schmucks 1.00
01:36:38.480 that's not nice clint 1.00
01:36:40.460 we're not mormon 1.00
01:36:41.960 fuck this bitch 1.00
01:36:43.080 you're mad about 1.00
01:36:43.920 being called mormon 0.62
01:36:44.820 who cares
01:36:45.240 yeah
01:36:45.520 you could
01:36:46.300 you could fit a mad 0.91
01:36:47.600 2x4 in that mouth 0.95
01:36:48.700 right now
01:36:49.140 and she would
01:36:50.600 chomp down dude
01:36:51.340 yeah
01:36:51.880 she caught it
01:36:53.480 i know yeah
01:36:54.060 she's a beaver mouth 1.00
01:36:55.380 she got beaver mouth 1.00
01:36:56.280 stuck 1.00
01:36:56.540 this bitch smells 1.00
01:36:57.640 like smoked gouda 1.00
01:36:59.160 dude she smells 1.00
01:37:00.000 like smoked gouda
01:37:00.640 or like uh top ramen
01:37:01.940 oh yeah
01:37:03.340 top ramen
01:37:04.320 oh
01:37:04.920 top ramen smelling 1.00
01:37:07.640 ass bitch 1.00
01:37:08.160 what does she have to 1.00
01:37:08.900 say about us
01:37:09.460 she's not she's not
01:37:10.400 mean though she's not
01:37:11.320 a mean lady 1.00
01:37:11.940 okay
01:37:12.560 i disagree 1.00
01:37:13.200 she keeps fucking 1.00
01:37:14.060 flexing on us 1.00
01:37:14.920 like we're clout chasing
01:37:16.800 mormons 1.00
01:37:17.420 what the fuck is that 1.00
01:37:18.420 clout chasing mormons 1.00
01:37:19.980 the title of this episode
01:37:21.140 i named it 0.99
01:37:21.760 hold on let me fucking show you 0.99
01:37:22.900 she looks like a super angry beaver 1.00
01:37:24.660 toad didn't name this episode 1.00
01:37:26.160 because he's a lazy schmuck 0.99
01:37:27.360 she's actually right 1.00
01:37:28.440 oh my god
01:37:29.560 she actually
01:37:30.180 yeah i mean
01:37:31.980 it's hard for me to even disagree 1.00
01:37:33.760 wait she said that toad was a lazy schmuck 1.00
01:37:35.900 we're all mormon schmucks 1.00
01:37:37.580 toad is a lazy mormon schmuck 1.00
01:37:39.540 yeah 1.00
01:37:39.760 alright
01:37:40.480 but they talk about me all the time 1.00
01:37:44.080 because they're mormon schmucks 1.00
01:37:45.800 yeah mormon schmucks 1.00
01:37:47.540 makes me so mad 1.00
01:37:48.400 and
01:37:48.820 new t-shirt
01:37:49.240 they just keep sending people to me
01:37:51.360 uh
01:37:52.260 and they comment and stuff
01:37:54.160 and i always delete it of course
01:37:55.480 but
01:37:56.240 what y'all are doing is just giving me free publicity
01:37:59.260 they're easy to find
01:37:59.480 they're the only comments
01:38:00.580 don't 0.98
01:38:01.640 don't fucking go over there 0.99
01:38:03.340 and 1.00
01:38:03.840 and say mean stuff to her
01:38:05.440 i don't want that
01:38:06.180 i don't think they're saying mean stuff
01:38:06.800 i don't think they're even saying mean stuff
01:38:08.400 i just think
01:38:08.880 i bet they're not
01:38:09.520 yeah
01:38:09.840 i would
01:38:10.700 i think literally
01:38:11.760 don't go over there
01:38:13.120 and and put an n in her comments 0.99
01:38:15.160 i still don't know if this is a biological woman or a man
01:38:17.760 that's not
01:38:18.300 this 0.98
01:38:19.500 well it's fucking rough 1.00
01:38:20.900 dude 0.99
01:38:21.800 what's crazy
01:38:22.460 putting an n in there 0.95
01:38:23.260 not mean
01:38:23.840 dude she's 1.00
01:38:24.500 putting an i
01:38:24.900 she's literally a satanist 1.00
01:38:26.000 literally a satanist 0.99
01:38:26.880 she would not enjoy a nigger tower 1.00
01:38:28.960 she's not 1.00
01:38:29.640 she would fall apart
01:38:30.720 yeah
01:38:31.340 well that
01:38:32.240 see that's weird to me 1.00
01:38:33.300 because it feels like satanists should love that shit 1.00
01:38:35.320 yeah 1.00
01:38:35.720 right
01:38:36.020 very strange
01:38:36.900 no you don't understand
01:38:38.180 lady toads 0.97
01:38:39.460 beaver
01:38:39.820 god
01:38:40.960 jesus
01:38:41.560 sounds like a horrible ride
01:38:43.300 okay
01:38:43.520 lady toads 0.97
01:38:44.640 every time you pause it
01:38:46.260 every time you pause it
01:38:47.640 it doesn't matter
01:38:48.540 the face is always 0.99
01:38:49.560 it's always fucking 0.98
01:38:50.380 horrific 0.98
01:38:51.100 just give me free publicity
01:38:55.440 free tickets to bro grove if you can make it out
01:38:57.580 just saying
01:38:58.040 oh yeah
01:38:58.560 i hate that the reason we know about her is because she looks like me
01:39:01.420 but myself
01:39:02.260 we know
01:39:03.640 i don't care about what you think
01:39:05.540 or what other people think
01:39:07.480 the only thing i care about is what i think of myself
01:39:10.880 and i like what i do
01:39:12.420 i love making people angry like you 1.00
01:39:14.600 now i understand why top loves this bitch 1.00
01:39:16.140 we're not angry yet 0.99
01:39:17.460 like i'm not trying to be angry 1.00
01:39:18.660 no i know i'm saying i'm saying top loves this bitch because she lives 1.00
01:39:23.040 no but she's saying she makes people angry 1.00
01:39:24.820 it's like yeah no she's saying that bitch 1.00
01:39:26.200 no she made 0.99
01:39:27.460 oh no we're not angry
01:39:28.320 i'm a little angry 1.00
01:39:29.460 stop calling me mormon you psycho 0.99
01:39:30.800 oh that's a perfect that's perfect 1.00
01:39:32.460 oh a body competition
01:39:33.980 she and told that body competition me and david 1.00
01:39:35.740 and it's it's back to back
01:39:37.460 and then we and then we beat them up
01:39:40.020 yeah
01:39:40.320 stop stop it david
01:39:42.900 no because then clint will be you 1.00
01:39:44.620 the winner of between me and david is to pick who we get to fuck 0.99
01:39:47.640 we can either we can pick the 1.00
01:39:48.900 if we fuck lady toad or 1.00
01:39:50.560 don't say lady toad dude 1.00
01:39:53.160 jesus
01:39:54.080 it's toad that okay
01:39:55.740 lady toad's beaver mouth 1.00
01:39:57.140 i would have been very happy
01:39:58.800 i would have been very happy to watch her every single week
01:40:01.480 watch what she does next with her and never knowing we exist
01:40:04.560 oh yeah
01:40:05.380 she's not gonna see this though because this is paywall but yeah
01:40:08.000 but this will be out though
01:40:09.820 we release it in full eventually she might see it 0.98
01:40:11.840 and one of these fucking cycles is gonna go and tag her in it 1.00
01:40:14.660 don't do that 0.96
01:40:15.380 and then they're gonna put an end in her comments 1.00
01:40:16.980 and then they're gonna put an eye in her comments 0.82
01:40:18.800 but if they do it
01:40:19.560 it creates this loop where she keeps talking about us
01:40:21.920 and it's more content so
01:40:23.160 i know but do you want
01:40:24.400 okay well let's finish
01:40:25.400 yeah you do want to get back to what she does
01:40:27.260 and not focus on you guys
01:40:28.480 yeah i want to see another satanic snack review
01:40:30.920 i can
01:40:31.740 yeah i'm into it
01:40:33.400 yeah
01:40:33.800 here we go
01:40:34.280 people angry with my mere existence
01:40:36.600 and i will continue to do so
01:40:38.600 hail satan
01:40:41.320 hail me
01:40:42.520 that's her sign off now 0.99
01:40:46.780 that's that should be fucking toad sign off 0.99
01:40:48.980 that should be toad sign off 0.99
01:40:50.560 another better off day
01:40:51.560 he's like hail satan
01:40:52.500 hail me
01:40:53.260 hail me
01:40:54.120 hail satan hail me
01:40:57.480 the slump continues
01:40:58.420 it's a toad do it
01:41:00.440 i mean did she do any gesture
01:41:03.260 i wasn't even paying attention to what she was doing
01:41:05.000 hail satan hail me
01:41:06.440 hail satan hail me
01:41:08.200 you gotta shave your cheeks 0.56
01:41:09.720 you gotta look like her
01:41:10.780 you say
01:41:11.220 dude
01:41:11.760 i don't think
01:41:13.220 i don't know if i can
01:41:14.160 that was the perfect end 0.96
01:41:15.460 why did we not just fucking cut it right there 0.99
01:41:17.480 hail satan 0.99
01:41:18.540 hail me
01:41:19.500 oh
01:41:20.840 oh
01:41:21.840 oh
01:41:22.840 oh
01:41:23.840 oh
01:41:24.100 you can't stop god
01:41:25.420 you'll see what he's got
01:41:27.220 it's 9-11
01:41:28.000 can't read my
01:41:29.160 can't read my
01:41:30.180 no we can't read them
01:41:31.640 my
01:41:31.920 open place 0.99
01:41:33.500 shoot me
01:41:34.660 no 0.99
01:41:34.960 no
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