Tower Gang - Ep 224 - The T-Hole

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00:00:17.340 Good morning, bastards!

00:00:24.200 Hey, tinky-winky, lala, po, other bastards!

00:00:28.740 Good. What are you doing?

00:00:31.840 Have a good day, huh?

00:00:34.360 B-hole.

00:00:35.000 Yeah?

00:00:35.400 B-hole has it over the A-hole for sure.

00:00:37.500 Why?

00:00:38.000 What do you like about it?

00:00:38.840 The A-hole seems kind of small.

00:00:40.560 It's great.

00:00:41.160 I just don't like the A-holes.

00:00:42.900 B-holes are tasty and flavorful.

00:00:45.460 The A-hole is nasty.

00:00:47.300 The A-hole tastes funny.

00:00:48.640 I guess I'm just kind of a B-hole kind of guy.

00:00:53.700 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison,

00:00:57.860 where do they keep coming from?

00:00:59.440 They are basically farm equipment.

00:01:01.080 That's crazy.

00:01:01.600 If you want a million-dollar idea, right there you go.

00:01:05.980 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.

00:01:11.500 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:01:15.240 I'm not even fucking kidding.

00:01:17.080 I go by the gut, baby.

00:01:22.160 I shoot from the hips.

00:01:22.980 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:01:26.460 I've just only said the truth.

00:01:29.260 The next cock up is a very nice cock.

00:01:33.600 Because it would hurt.

00:01:34.680 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:38.640 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:40.420 This shit is retarded.

00:01:41.240 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:01:46.200 I am Tinky Winky.

00:01:47.420 Wait a second.

00:01:48.500 Clint, who the fuck gave us a thumbs down already on Rumble?

00:01:51.300 That was me, motherfucker.

00:01:52.920 I am Tinky Winky.

00:01:53.960 We are joined by the Toad.

00:01:55.620 We have the Other Bastard.

00:01:57.300 We have the Tiny Midget.

00:01:59.400 And then Top Lobster.

00:02:00.600 And then our producer, Other Bastard.

00:02:02.860 Thank you for coming.

00:02:04.200 You know what?

00:02:04.680 Let's address those videos.

00:02:06.760 Because we never really do.

00:02:07.720 They always happen.

00:02:08.640 Then we play the intro.

00:02:09.380 And it's like, we forgot.

00:02:10.840 But I had an interesting thought when I was listening to the A-hole, B-hole shit.

00:02:15.080 Like, there's no C-hole.

00:02:16.240 There's a D-hole.

00:02:16.920 There's no E-hole, F-hole.

00:02:18.680 Oh, there's an F-hole.

00:02:20.500 Yeah, there's a fuck-hole.

00:02:22.820 That's every woman, actually.

00:02:25.100 It's actually every hole if you try hard enough.

00:02:28.100 Is there a way to create a sexual innuendo with every single letter of the alphabet?

00:02:32.460 What's a Z-hole?

00:02:33.160 Oh, sure.

00:02:34.040 Yeah, obviously.

00:02:35.340 I don't know.

00:02:35.780 You can't afford a Z-hole.

00:02:36.680 You definitely can't afford.

00:02:37.500 But Y-hole does sound sexual in itself.

00:02:40.680 But I don't know where you'd go with it.

00:02:42.620 It's like a Y-chromosome.

00:02:44.240 I don't know.

00:02:44.720 That sounds gay.

00:02:45.980 You know what?

00:02:46.480 I think the real takeaway about that first video, though, is how much I've actually grown to.

00:02:51.240 They've fully indoctrinated.

00:02:53.060 I kind of like the Indian guy.

00:02:54.660 Like, there was a warm, nostalgic feeling to that Indian guy.

00:02:58.440 I feel like the what-hole is a man's, or the Y-hole, rather, is a man's butthole.

00:03:02.880 Because, like, why?

00:03:04.320 You know what I mean?

00:03:04.820 You know what it is?

00:03:05.600 Like, if you check the butt cheeks and then the crack right down the middle, that's the Y.

00:03:08.740 It's leading to the Y-hole.

00:03:10.020 Ah, that makes sense.

00:03:10.940 You know, the warm sensation that he's giving off is actually the diarrhea in his pants.

00:03:14.560 Would you fuck Toad in his X-hole?

00:03:16.440 If, like, I just told you, you've got to fuck Toad in his X-hole.

00:03:21.080 That sounds mandate.

00:03:22.260 That sounds like a surgery.

00:03:23.440 Like, an X-hole is a surgery.

00:03:24.560 I'm in.

00:03:25.260 Is that a mussy?

00:03:26.880 It kind of sounds like it would just be on your lower back.

00:03:29.740 Like, a hole on your lower back.

00:03:31.440 I was thinking that, too.

00:03:32.700 Yeah, that would be put there via surgery and that you had to dilate often to keep open.

00:03:37.620 Would Toad technically be trans if we, like, got him through surgery and put, like, a vagina on his lower back?

00:03:45.980 Like, a worse vagina.

00:03:46.860 Oh.

00:03:47.320 Dude, I have a spot back there that you can kind of, like, dig into it a little bit.

00:03:50.300 That's cancer.

00:03:51.280 That's fucking cancer, dude.

00:03:52.620 You got to take that out.

00:03:52.880 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:03:54.840 You have a spot on your back that you think I can fuck?

00:03:57.280 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:03:58.660 He said that you can dig in a little bit.

00:04:00.320 I don't know if it's fuckable.

00:04:01.660 You can get your knuckle in there.

00:04:03.860 Damn, you get knuckle in there.

00:04:04.620 You can get a knuckle in there?

00:04:06.320 That's crazy.

00:04:07.120 Can you get that thing wet, Toad?

00:04:08.640 I thought everybody had that.

00:04:09.860 Why do you go knuckle deep on your back, bro?

00:04:12.060 Dude, I've seen you without a shirt on.

00:04:14.140 What are you talking about?

00:04:15.220 Toad's standing like this.

00:04:16.740 Yeah.

00:04:18.540 That's what he's always covering.

00:04:19.740 Maybe he thinks that's what masturbating is, and that's how he did it 32 times in a day.

00:04:26.160 It's like, he doesn't touch his dick.

00:04:27.380 He just plays as his little toad hole.

00:04:30.640 I bet.

00:04:31.400 It's a toad hole.

00:04:32.600 He knuckle fingers his toad hole.

00:04:34.980 It didn't start that deep either.

00:04:36.440 He made it deeper.

00:04:37.640 Guys, we're figuring it out.

00:04:38.660 We figured out what the T-hole is.

00:04:40.480 The toad hole.

00:04:41.200 Tyler, make sure you're fucking writing this down, Tyler.

00:04:43.440 Get the fucking yellow notepad that you have.

00:04:45.480 What if we hold him down and finger him?

00:04:47.180 I'm writing it down.

00:04:48.240 Wait.

00:04:49.200 I really...

00:04:50.160 Toad, I've seen you shirtless, and there was not like...

00:04:53.840 Like, I don't remember there being an odd...

00:04:56.400 Totem hole?

00:04:57.820 Damn, that's a bagger.

00:04:59.060 Totem hole.

00:04:59.340 Do y'all remember seeing a, like, depression in his back that could...

00:05:05.080 I thought everybody had it.

00:05:05.860 Well, he was standing with his hand like that, like on his back.

00:05:10.060 Kind of like he was covering it up.

00:05:11.440 That's just how he stands.

00:05:13.260 Yeah, that's why he didn't see the hole.

00:05:14.820 Totatype and they're going to have spina bifida.

00:05:16.900 Whatever that is.

00:05:17.640 Oh, man.

00:05:17.960 Spinal bifida.

00:05:18.740 One of the many bifidas.

00:05:20.180 This actually feels pretty good.

00:05:22.540 Oh, you got that toad bifida.

00:05:24.220 You got that spinal bifida, baby.

00:05:26.280 This nigga got toad bifida.

00:05:28.140 Oh, shit.

00:05:29.160 Actually, man, what the fuck?

00:05:30.460 I, like, you know, try to adjust my own spine, you know.

00:05:34.220 Oh, the fucking the spina bifida shit is just reminding me of, like...

00:05:38.020 We have nigger fights today, right?

00:05:38.460 Yeah, I don't have that.

00:05:39.300 I have new ones.

00:05:40.480 Do we have nigger fights?

00:05:41.420 Somebody said we did.

00:05:42.920 I don't know.

00:05:43.420 You guys said that.

00:05:44.120 That's why I'm here.

00:05:44.720 I think they qualify as nigger fights because they're nigger spina.

00:05:46.760 I was told there would be nigger fights.

00:05:48.860 Oh, dude, there's a rough one in the water.

00:05:51.240 And I don't understand how they got the...

00:05:52.860 Oh, yeah, that was dangerous, baby.

00:05:54.520 Who bought the boats?

00:05:55.980 Like, they didn't buy the boats.

00:05:57.020 Who bought the boats for that?

00:05:58.340 I don't know.

00:05:59.140 I mean, you're going to have to get out of here.

00:06:00.320 Who owns the boats?

00:06:01.920 You're going to have to ask Tim Pool, Clint.

00:06:03.440 I mean, he spoke with their...

00:06:05.600 I got a new Liberty Lockdown coming out tomorrow at noon where I dig deep as to why Tim Pool may have met with BB.

00:06:11.340 Did you say dig deep into who owned the boats?

00:06:13.200 You dig it deep into your T-hole, Clint?

00:06:15.320 Yeah.

00:06:16.440 I dig knuckle deep.

00:06:17.740 I go knuckle deep into my T-hole.

00:06:18.980 Into my totem hole.

00:06:22.300 It's going to be a fun episode.

00:06:23.760 I think it's because Jose's not here, right?

00:06:25.360 Like, this is a...

00:06:26.120 I feel it.

00:06:26.300 Because he's always fucking high, and then he like...

00:06:28.980 Dude, he gets so high, it's like he shouldn't even be here.

00:06:32.000 What?

00:06:32.080 No.

00:06:32.440 And then he just shits on everybody's like...

00:06:35.860 Like, we're like, we want to do a bit, and he's like, that's a stupid fucking bit.

00:06:39.160 And I'm like, dude, shut the fuck up, man.

00:06:41.100 I like when Jose...

00:06:41.640 First rule of improv is just go with it, man.

00:06:44.040 I like when he has a thought, and he just is going to finish it.

00:06:46.940 Oh, yeah.

00:06:47.220 And there's no way.

00:06:47.900 Yeah, he's just like underlined.

00:06:49.660 No.

00:06:49.860 It's much more dignified to do cocaine.

00:06:54.000 I like when any of us sit out.

00:06:57.120 It's just like, now we got to fucking really dig in on this motherfucker.

00:07:00.780 Get him killing.

00:07:01.700 Got to dig in their T-hole.

00:07:03.100 Got to knuckle deep in their T-holes.

00:07:05.060 Why you going knuckle deep in his T-hole, bro?

00:07:07.680 Stab him in the back.

00:07:08.560 I almost had a nigger fight behind my house right before the show started.

00:07:11.280 I messaged you about it.

00:07:13.060 It's not really a nigger fight if there's only one nigger.

00:07:15.140 But basically what happened is an old white lady got upset with the new black tenants

00:07:19.160 and screamed at them, called them niggers, which was insane.

00:07:22.620 My wife overheard it.

00:07:23.920 You should have filmed that shit.

00:07:25.400 I was doing a show.

00:07:26.740 I didn't know this was happening.

00:07:27.860 And what ends up going on is that.

00:07:28.700 How many people are watching the show?

00:07:30.500 What's that?

00:07:31.480 Because I bet more people would watch you filming a guy, a woman calling.

00:07:35.700 I would have loved to if I would have gotten up and filmed it.

00:07:38.080 I had no idea it was happening if I would have known.

00:07:40.220 But the old lady calls him a nigger.

00:07:42.240 And then this kid, he's kind of a kid, a big teenager.

00:07:45.060 Are your nigger play senses dulling since you stopped doing TLC?

00:07:47.260 No, I was talking to one black while another black was doing a thing outside.

00:07:51.880 Listen, I'm at the point.

00:07:52.820 If a black person is fighting within like 100 yards of me, I know.

00:07:56.840 It's like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:07:57.920 I'm a professional.

00:07:58.800 I have a business to run.

00:07:59.920 Beep.

00:08:00.100 I've got a show that needs to continue on.

00:08:02.200 I didn't know it was happening.

00:08:03.420 It's one of the most dangerous things.

00:08:05.640 It's up there with running with the bulls in terms of danger.

00:08:08.900 If you see black people.

00:08:09.880 Oh, being around blacks?

00:08:10.100 No, if you see black people fighting and you just stand there and watch it, you're begging

00:08:15.920 to catch a stray bullet.

00:08:17.240 Begging.

00:08:17.680 If you're just white at all, your skin is white.

00:08:19.640 Oh, boy.

00:08:19.720 This is not good.

00:08:20.880 It's like an auditor's red flag.

00:08:22.020 Oh, this is not good.

00:08:24.020 Oh, man.

00:08:24.360 Look at this skeletal-looking motherfucker first off.

00:08:27.180 Which one's left to the right?

00:08:28.780 Hey, hey, hey.

00:08:29.560 I took this from my balcony.

00:08:32.080 Let's be even-minded.

00:08:33.540 I mean, this old handicap bitch might have said something really crazy.

00:08:36.760 Well, yeah, I mean, yeah.

00:08:38.880 She's a sweetheart.

00:08:39.560 Hey, nigger?

00:08:40.060 Oh, no.

00:08:40.660 Time to fucking assault her.

00:08:42.360 She's definitely right.

00:08:43.720 All right.

00:08:44.000 Flit.

00:08:44.240 Flit.

00:08:45.480 You smell like booze.

00:08:49.360 I would have expected weed, but booze is fine, too.

00:08:56.740 Break my shield.

00:08:59.620 I can't.

00:09:00.680 All right.

00:09:01.800 That's it.

00:09:02.360 That's it.

00:09:02.860 Break it up.

00:09:03.380 Break it up, baby.

00:09:04.120 I love how he breaks it up like a fucking referee.

00:09:06.460 All right.

00:09:07.160 That's it.

00:09:07.500 By the way, you know what-

00:09:08.680 Go to your corner.

00:09:09.360 Go to your corner.

00:09:10.500 You know what the black dude's response to getting called a nigger was?

00:09:13.640 He said, I'm going to shoot you in the chest and kill you.

00:09:16.620 Yeah.

00:09:17.420 Yeah.

00:09:18.560 Yeah.

00:09:19.340 The dude that you saw earlier?

00:09:21.200 Yeah, the one that was outside.

00:09:22.420 Outback.

00:09:22.800 Those are my new neighbors.

00:09:23.920 I'm going to shoot you in the chest and kill you.

00:09:25.700 I feel like he's taking the lesson from that Texas killing, and he's like-

00:09:30.440 Oh, yeah.

00:09:30.900 Yeah.

00:09:31.240 He's one of the- because he's a young- he was a younger dude.

00:09:33.660 You know what I mean?

00:09:34.060 He wasn't-

00:09:34.260 What did we learn from the Texas killing?

00:09:35.660 If you guys watch Dangerous today, like on Monday, you would have learned what we learned

00:09:40.940 from that Texas killing, the murder, right?

00:09:45.060 What happened?

00:09:45.920 I don't even know what happened.

00:09:47.280 Oh, you guys didn't hear about that fucking-

00:09:49.480 So what happened was, yeah, yeah.

00:09:51.600 These two white kids walked over, and there was a seat that was taken, and I think the

00:09:54.440 white kid said, excuse me, sir, would you mind moving?

00:09:56.600 And then the black dude stood up and stabbed him 17 times in the chest.

00:09:59.880 Yeah.

00:10:00.040 Right.

00:10:00.180 I don't think it was 17 times.

00:10:02.120 That was 17 times.

00:10:03.080 I don't even think the kid called him a nigger.

00:10:04.460 Why are you just making up that fact?

00:10:05.800 I don't understand why you're making-

00:10:06.540 I thought I could do whatever I want on this show.

00:10:08.460 What's the-

00:10:08.680 Oh, okay, okay.

00:10:09.960 I'm pretty sure number one it wasn't self-defense.

00:10:11.840 17 fucking times in the heart.

00:10:13.720 I think he only stabbed him once, but it was directly in the heart, which is fucking

00:10:17.360 wild.

00:10:18.140 I do think it was twice.

00:10:19.340 I do-

00:10:19.460 Okay, well, maybe it was more than one.

00:10:21.500 No, I'm just saying it definitely wasn't 17.

00:10:23.040 I'm making up shit, too.

00:10:24.080 It was just a fucking beeline streak to the heart.

00:10:26.460 No, see, you guys are-

00:10:27.140 Heart of the problem.

00:10:28.200 This was an accident.

00:10:28.880 Heart of the problem.

00:10:29.780 He stabbed him right in his H-hole, man.

00:10:31.200 It was self-defense in his what?

00:10:33.780 His H-hole.

00:10:34.860 We've discovered the H-hole.

00:10:36.180 His H-hole.

00:10:37.420 You only get to discover the H-hole if you wander past a black.

00:10:41.700 Yeah.

00:10:41.840 And then you figure out-

00:10:43.320 We all can have an H-hole, actually.

00:10:45.880 But, dude, I didn't know black people carry knives.

00:10:48.680 I thought that was like a white dude thing.

00:10:50.000 I thought the white dudes carried knives.

00:10:51.400 No, no, no.

00:10:51.820 And Puerto Ricans.

00:10:52.740 No, no.

00:10:53.140 When you're in high school-

00:10:53.740 I've got a knife right now.

00:10:54.820 When you're in high school, the blacks carry knives.

00:10:57.060 Once they graduate, that's actually when they get handed their-

00:10:59.660 Oh, it's like a diploma and a handgun.

00:11:02.700 Graduate?

00:11:03.100 Yeah.

00:11:04.560 Oh!

00:11:05.720 Major alert!

00:11:09.320 Unless you grew up in Texas, in which case-

00:11:11.980 Honestly, I am surprised it wasn't a firearm.

00:11:14.820 I'm surprised it was a knife.

00:11:16.180 Yeah.

00:11:16.680 Well, I mean, it's all about what you can afford.

00:11:18.280 Did y'all see-

00:11:19.500 Look at this.

00:11:20.080 Look at this shit.

00:11:21.180 Oh, come on.

00:11:21.860 No, that was-

00:11:22.660 Yeah.

00:11:23.920 Or what you can obtain easily.

00:11:25.720 I told David about this auction website.

00:11:27.480 I feel like that's Raven's, like, nightstand.

00:11:30.260 Yeah, is that your stash?

00:11:31.240 This is his most recent purchases.

00:11:33.180 So there's an auction website, the one I told you about last week, where you go on and you can swipe and fucking bet.

00:11:37.440 I showed it to him.

00:11:38.640 He's bought fucking seven knives.

00:11:40.880 Oh, my God.

00:11:41.960 They're all really pretty knives.

00:11:43.880 That's nine.

00:11:45.400 Whatever.

00:11:46.140 Yeah, they're nice knives, man.

00:11:47.460 They look good.

00:11:47.860 That's nine.

00:11:49.160 Yeah, whatever.

00:11:50.020 You know what?

00:11:50.640 You look like a guy that would own a lot of knives, so I don't even hold it against you.

00:11:54.500 Like, if you didn't have, like, 50 knives, I'd be surprised.

00:11:57.600 He's buying Jordans, which is fucking notably worse than knives.

00:12:03.360 Did y'all see that video of the guy, like, at a Dunkin' Donuts in, like, Chicago, and there's complete bulletproof glass.

00:12:14.280 And there's, okay, this is in the show notes.

00:12:16.880 And, like, they're complaining because they have to have, like, a fucking way you would do a bank.

00:12:22.420 I'm surprised they don't have.

00:12:23.560 Give Tyler the number.

00:12:25.240 Let's run it.

00:12:26.020 Yeah, I've heard about this.

00:12:27.060 Number eight.

00:12:27.580 I'm retarded.

00:12:28.800 It's fucking hilarious because he's, like, really upset about it, too.

00:12:31.680 Like, the black guy.

00:12:33.520 He's like, how the fuck am I supposed to steal with shit like this?

00:12:37.660 That's not true.

00:12:38.160 Wrong.

00:12:40.440 Let's go.

00:12:41.580 Yeah.

00:12:41.940 Look how they taking money at Dunkin' Donuts, y'all.

00:12:44.220 Like, come on, man.

00:12:45.100 What is this?

00:12:45.680 I'm supposed to stab him in the neck.

00:12:48.240 That's crazy.

00:12:50.860 What if he get my order wrong and I got to cut his head off?

00:12:53.340 Straight bulletproof glass through the whole thing, man.

00:12:54.440 I mean, you can't even breathe on these people.

00:12:57.320 Look how sealed this is.

00:12:58.740 This is a professional seal.

00:13:00.360 Like, you can't even talk to these people, Barry.

00:13:04.600 Appreciate you, man.

00:13:07.600 Getting up every day and singing something like this, bro.

00:13:10.040 That do something to your mentor up here.

00:13:11.680 It tell you, like, this is how you feed animals in a zoo, gang.

00:13:15.680 Like, that's pretty much what they're telling your mentality.

00:13:18.400 Like, I don't trust you.

00:13:20.320 You feel what I'm saying?

00:13:21.080 At what point do we be like, we tired of getting treated like animals,

00:13:24.340 tired of getting treated like this.

00:13:25.440 Like, bro, like, you telling me I can't even hand you my money, gang?

00:13:30.460 Like, bro, like, people who be owning these.

00:13:33.520 When I feed, like, goats, I feed them like this, right?

00:13:37.380 Because you know if you feed them like this, they'll bite your fucking fingers off.

00:13:40.840 You got to, like, in between the knuckles.

00:13:42.840 This is...

00:13:43.400 Wait, where's the fucking thing at?

00:13:44.880 We're going to show this is how you feed black people.

00:13:46.040 You know, like this, with plexiglass.

00:13:48.700 Yes.

00:13:48.860 So that way you don't get fucking...

00:13:50.260 How am I supposed to...

00:13:53.240 It's so funny.

00:13:54.080 He's like, how am I supposed to give you money?

00:13:55.260 I can't just give you money.

00:13:56.100 It's like, I'm pretty sure you just want to take money.

00:13:58.440 Like, that's your thing.

00:13:59.520 How am I supposed to take money from you with the plexiglass, man?

00:14:03.160 How the fuck am I supposed to hop this counter and beat your ass in the kitchen?

00:14:07.360 Like, wait a second.

00:14:07.960 Black people are like what they told you COVID was supposed to be like, but black people

00:14:14.380 are actually like that.

00:14:15.460 I like the idea.

00:14:16.460 Black people definitely kill more people than COVID.

00:14:18.540 What if this fat bitch forget my donut?

00:14:21.140 You think I can't just hop up in there and beat the fuck out of it?

00:14:23.640 What am I supposed to do if you get my order wrong?

00:14:25.780 I like that they'll go to this place and then they'll be like, they give them the french

00:14:30.600 fries and they'll be like, barbecue sauce is extra and they're like, chimp out, right?

00:14:34.300 But then there's the glass and then they go, oh, and then they just like forget.

00:14:38.000 Like the glass makes them go, and then like just like restart.

00:14:41.820 Is that their chirp?

00:14:42.900 Is the glass their chirp?

00:14:44.560 The plexiglass?

00:14:45.820 Like they can actually, because they can actually notice it?

00:14:48.940 No, no.

00:14:49.560 Because like it resets them.

00:14:51.760 Like instead of the, I've never seen a black person punch the glass or anything.

00:14:54.920 They're behind there, so there can not be a problem.

00:14:58.600 I'm sorry.

00:14:59.240 I got to destroy your whole hypothesis.

00:15:01.560 I got to destroy your hypothesis here.

00:15:03.360 I have seen black women absolutely obliterate the plexiglass at like a subway and shit.

00:15:08.720 So you're wrong.

00:15:10.180 Black women are worse than black men, right?

00:15:13.540 What did you say?

00:15:14.260 I said black women are worse than black men, right?

00:15:16.720 Like this is...

00:15:18.000 Men of all shades are superior.

00:15:20.120 That's just a fact.

00:15:20.720 Right, okay.

00:15:21.540 That's the system I'm operating on.

00:15:23.200 The dudes definitely fuck harder.

00:15:25.020 And they stab more accurately.

00:15:26.880 That's for sure.

00:15:27.740 But the women are so much louder and so much more annoying.

00:15:30.540 This is the thing about black women.

00:15:32.380 Black women are actually probably more quick to fight, but they don't have any aim.

00:15:37.360 Like they're just...

00:15:38.240 They're fucking...

00:15:38.920 And you don't have any hair, so they can't do shit to you.

00:15:41.280 Exactly.

00:15:41.380 Because everything is based off of pulling the hair.

00:15:43.120 You're so right.

00:15:44.320 I'm in trouble.

00:15:45.080 He's got those long locks on him.

00:15:47.080 They'll tie him up.

00:15:48.020 I step into like a black sorority.

00:15:50.320 I'm fine.

00:15:51.020 They can't do anything to me.

00:15:52.240 They're all sisters in there.

00:15:53.900 Yeah.

00:15:54.100 Anybody with hair walks in there though, you're a dead man.

00:15:56.500 That's it.

00:15:56.780 You ever seen when they fight?

00:15:58.220 I know David, you've seen when they fight each other.

00:16:00.460 Have I seen them fight?

00:16:01.700 Yeah, they go straight for their tops and they just want to pull their tits out.

00:16:09.880 That happens all the time.

00:16:10.960 The tits always come out.

00:16:12.160 Respectfully, I don't think they're always trying to pull the tits out.

00:16:14.800 I think that they just have such milky fucking titties that they just pop out.

00:16:19.520 Yeah.

00:16:19.980 And they just never wear...

00:16:22.700 They only wear like one layer.

00:16:25.600 Like it's either just a brawl or just a tank or just like...

00:16:30.920 The other thing that's fascinating about that...

00:16:31.900 It sucks though because they're ugly.

00:16:32.900 They're always ugly, but they're always wearing...

00:16:35.620 Yes, you're right.

00:16:36.240 It's a single layer of clothing, never an undergarment.

00:16:40.020 Never.

00:16:40.640 I mean, you're lucky if they have...

00:16:42.780 Or just an undergarment, just a brawl.

00:16:44.740 Yes, correct.

00:16:46.140 Which is so crazy.

00:16:47.560 They actually kind of live my lifestyle.

00:16:50.740 They almost have more layers.

00:16:52.000 They usually have more layers on their head because they like always like have to have

00:16:55.880 something, their hair up and something.

00:16:57.360 Yeah, they don't talk a man though.

00:16:58.520 When they fight each other and they end up dragging and they have braids or dreads, when

00:17:03.280 their dreads just pop off like...

00:17:05.280 Like one, two, pop each other.

00:17:07.160 Like snakes.

00:17:07.800 And they're just on the floor and shit.

00:17:08.960 I seen a guy...

00:17:09.780 They slither when they hit the ground.

00:17:11.420 Yeah, like a wheel.

00:17:12.000 I just seen a dude rip somebody's whole fucking doo-doo head off.

00:17:15.480 What's that called when they have like the one dreadlock?

00:17:17.320 Oh, the big dookie loxy.

00:17:18.700 Yo, my dude ripped off the entire Cheeto off this guy's head and just gave it back to

00:17:24.260 him.

00:17:24.320 You probably smoked that shit.

00:17:25.500 You guys, you're letting your niggers get out of hand.

00:17:31.700 Touche.

00:17:33.300 I'm so glad that's a clip of a black guy saying it so we can get away with it.

00:17:37.100 Do you guys know what makes a four-star nigger fight?

00:17:41.200 Nigger Fights!

00:17:45.160 Was that good?

00:17:45.980 That felt good.

00:17:47.120 One take, baby.

00:17:47.880 One take.

00:17:48.700 That was nice.

00:17:52.180 So what constitutes a four-star nigger fight?

00:17:54.820 Obviously, if there's an identifiable nigger fight.

00:17:57.040 How many stars is the most?

00:17:58.720 Well, right now, we only have four stars.

00:18:00.780 I'm working on a fifth one.

00:18:01.900 Here's an opportunity to get one.

00:18:03.100 But for now, we have identifying the loop, right?

00:18:05.860 When you hear the loop, you can identify the nigger loop.

00:18:08.240 That's where they say the same thing.

00:18:08.900 I see what you say.

00:18:09.820 I see what you say, yeah.

00:18:10.620 David, your star hole, your s-hole, your star hole.

00:18:13.640 What's that point?

00:18:14.180 That's also a butthole.

00:18:15.380 It is a butthole.

00:18:16.140 It's just another name for it.

00:18:17.080 Yeah.

00:18:17.520 Oh, yeah.

00:18:18.100 We're moving through it.

00:18:19.280 So the wig coming off is another one.

00:18:23.040 If you see a shower cap, that's another one.

00:18:26.240 Like a bonnet, like a shower cap.

00:18:27.740 Yeah.

00:18:27.920 And the last one is if their big flapjack titties come out.

00:18:31.380 And that's what makes a four-star nigger fight.

00:18:33.860 So it's only with women?

00:18:34.960 You can only get four stars?

00:18:35.840 No, no.

00:18:36.080 Well, yeah.

00:18:36.680 I mean, technically speaking, but...

00:18:38.480 No, no.

00:18:38.940 You can do four stars, but just a big old fat dick has to come out.

00:18:41.700 Oh, yeah.

00:18:42.160 That's a rarity.

00:18:43.040 I will say they somehow keep those things under wrap.

00:18:45.200 Never seen it happen.

00:18:46.100 Yeah.

00:18:46.320 That's true.

00:18:46.780 I've never seen that.

00:18:47.720 Interesting.

00:18:47.900 You seen the video of the black dude in the pool with his fucking Jordans on?

00:18:51.340 Did you see this shit?

00:18:52.640 Yeah.

00:18:52.960 So disrespectful.

00:18:53.920 How'd they not kill that guy?

00:18:55.800 Dude, it was the craziest thing.

00:18:57.200 He was like, gotta stay ready.

00:18:58.820 Wait, what are you talking about?

00:18:59.800 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:19:00.420 He was in a fucking pool.

00:19:01.940 Hold on, we have it.

00:19:02.680 He was in it.

00:19:04.080 He was not swimming, though.

00:19:05.560 You guys gotta see this boat fight.

00:19:07.420 It's fucking amazing.

00:19:08.260 Oh, jeez.

00:19:08.820 Look at that water.

00:19:10.300 Oh, jeez.

00:19:10.800 Oh, jeez.

00:19:11.460 Oh, jeez.

00:19:12.340 Yeah, this is crazy, too.

00:19:13.540 All right.

00:19:13.840 So, pause it, pause it.

00:19:16.660 Question number one.

00:19:18.060 How did all these black people get boats?

00:19:20.080 They're not...

00:19:20.940 By the way, they're not expensive boats.

00:19:23.060 They're not expensive boats.

00:19:24.120 Those are rented boats.

00:19:24.920 And they've not gone further than they could wade out into the water.

00:19:28.140 So, we're still talking hundreds of dollars, maybe thousands for these rents.

00:19:32.280 No, here's how this works.

00:19:32.960 Yeah, tax returns.

00:19:33.760 Let me explain it to you.

00:19:34.760 Exactly.

00:19:34.960 Tax returns, dude.

00:19:36.040 This is tax season.

00:19:36.980 They're in Tampa.

00:19:37.780 The guy that rented them his platoons doesn't give a fuck about these platoons.

00:19:41.900 He's probably gonna sell this company a week or so after.

00:19:45.780 I think it's pontoon.

00:19:47.460 Pontoon.

00:19:48.020 What'd I say?

00:19:48.460 I mean, seeing a video like this, I just don't know how you could possibly get insurance for

00:19:52.300 your boats if you're gonna rent them to these people.

00:19:54.060 Yo, but tell me, like, if you saw this, everything about this is like,

00:19:57.560 your survival depends on you getting away from this.

00:20:00.640 Why does that guy have pink underwear on?

00:20:02.700 I don't know.

00:20:03.620 That's a lady.

00:20:04.480 That's a woman.

00:20:05.120 That's 100% a woman.

00:20:06.480 Black dyke.

00:20:07.300 I think, I feel like if that was a dude, he would be murdered for being gay.

00:20:12.960 Nah, they've kind of synonymous with gay now.

00:20:15.840 They usually have one gay guy.

00:20:17.880 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:18.540 They did a good job of identifying the black community with the LGBT community over the

00:20:22.420 past, like, decade.

00:20:23.500 There are lots of fights.

00:20:23.760 Yeah, maybe that's one of those.

00:20:24.820 Run it.

00:20:25.180 This fight gets insane.

00:20:26.380 All right, go, go, go.

00:20:30.080 Man, there's a lot of fighting.

00:20:32.000 There's, I mean, it's like a whole, I mean.

00:20:34.000 Dude, I'm telling you, everyone fights in this fight.

00:20:36.240 Before we say this, I met this black guy in Jamaica named Jamarcus.

00:20:39.280 Had the nicest fake teeth I've ever seen in my life.

00:20:41.360 And it just, this video reminded me of it for some reason.

00:20:43.780 Shout out to Jamarcus.

00:20:44.580 Oh, yeah, Jamarcus.

00:20:50.980 So what happens if you get knocked out?

00:20:52.560 You die?

00:20:53.260 They die.

00:20:54.560 They're dead.

00:20:55.280 They're drowned.

00:20:56.880 They can't swim either, so it's very dangerous.

00:20:59.600 Like, it is.

00:21:00.380 I don't think they even have to get.

00:21:01.180 Right there, that black chick with the wig.

00:21:05.240 I don't think they have to even get knocked out to die.

00:21:07.340 I think literally if they just go underwater like that, that dude is dead now.

00:21:09.900 He's dead.

00:21:10.320 He can't swim.

00:21:10.980 He can't get back up.

00:21:11.940 He's under the water.

00:21:12.680 Go ahead.

00:21:14.580 Oh, no.

00:21:15.340 I've never seen.

00:21:16.600 Oh, ass out.

00:21:17.920 There's an ass out.

00:21:18.900 Yo, it gets way crazier.

00:21:20.760 Just wait.

00:21:20.920 Who's fighting the movies out?

00:21:22.840 Everybody's fighting everybody.

00:21:24.480 They all look the same to me.

00:21:25.720 How do they know who's on which side?

00:21:27.760 Get ready.

00:21:28.340 Pause it.

00:21:29.220 Pause it.

00:21:29.440 Hold up.

00:21:29.800 I love the dick with the Doritos.

00:21:32.020 Yo, hold up.

00:21:32.540 Hold up.

00:21:32.780 I got to point this out.

00:21:33.720 So you see homeboy with the dreads with the bottle in the top of the boat?

00:21:37.360 Yeah.

00:21:37.620 He's about to do what I call escalating to homicidal violence.

00:21:43.880 It gets wild.

00:21:45.320 That's what black people do, man.

00:21:47.380 David, question.

00:21:48.980 Do we get another star?

00:21:49.940 Because I saw a butt crack.

00:21:51.080 No, no, no.

00:21:51.600 This isn't eligible.

00:21:52.700 This isn't eligible.

00:21:53.660 It's too chaotic.

00:21:54.380 It's going to be a five-star.

00:21:55.020 It's reached maximum nigger.

00:21:56.240 You can guarantee that.

00:21:57.620 Then this is a five-star.

00:21:58.720 Then this is a five-star.

00:21:59.640 This is a five-star.

00:22:00.280 Yeah.

00:22:00.640 Yeah.

00:22:00.900 But five-stars are valid.

00:22:02.820 You know, it's just too chaotic.

00:22:04.020 Dude.

00:22:04.400 All right.

00:22:04.600 You guys got to play it because this gets so good right here.

00:22:06.800 Clint's like, I'm so hard right now.

00:22:08.140 Yeah.

00:22:08.400 Watch this.

00:22:08.800 Watch this.

00:22:09.560 Boom.

00:22:12.060 Breaks the bottle on homeboy's head.

00:22:13.820 He's like, give me another bottle.

00:22:14.500 Are you done yet?

00:22:14.920 Another bottle.

00:22:15.320 Give me another bottle.

00:22:15.960 Give me another one.

00:22:16.580 Hold up.

00:22:16.600 Not done yet?

00:22:17.300 Another bottle.

00:22:18.860 And they're like, oh, you think you can just fight from the boat?

00:22:21.540 No.

00:22:21.680 We get in the boat.

00:22:22.340 We fight.

00:22:23.520 Oh, that's definitely a rental boat.

00:22:24.740 Look right there.

00:22:25.140 You can see it.

00:22:25.580 It's a rental.

00:22:27.180 Those guys must be from Somalia, right?

00:22:29.140 They're hijacking the boat.

00:22:30.260 And what's crazy about it is that the dude who usually grabs the bottle can't fight.

00:22:33.300 Oh, you're wrong, though.

00:22:34.260 He can fight.

00:22:34.920 Here we go.

00:22:35.280 He's fucking everybody up.

00:22:36.780 Oh, he can definitely fight.

00:22:37.980 And he's talking mad shit, too.

00:22:40.220 He flexes mid-fight.

00:22:41.940 I love it.

00:22:42.740 He's like, this is a fucking rental.

00:22:43.980 He's in good shape.

00:22:44.720 Oh, and they're like, get off the boat.

00:22:47.060 Pause it.

00:22:47.560 Pause it.

00:22:47.860 Pause it.

00:22:48.300 Pause it.

00:22:48.660 Pause it.

00:22:49.040 Pause it.

00:22:49.520 Fucking motherfucking pause it.

00:22:51.360 Jesus Christ.

00:22:52.260 Imagine being there.

00:22:53.420 I mean, this is a goddamn nightmare.

00:22:56.140 Hell.

00:22:57.040 I'm telling you.

00:22:57.820 Where was that?

00:22:58.220 This is what I'm saying.

00:22:59.380 If you see some shit like this pop off, get the fuck out of there.

00:23:03.840 You are begging to catch a stray 45.

00:23:06.280 To be honest, all you got to do is swim to the point where you can't stand up and you're good.

00:23:12.060 Oh, that's true.

00:23:13.080 Do you think it was...

00:23:14.460 Okay, I'm going to name a couple things of what could have caused this.

00:23:17.240 One, they ran out of watermelon.

00:23:20.280 Two, they ran out of Hennessy.

00:23:23.820 Three, they saw a white bitch.

00:23:26.360 Like, what do you think happened?

00:23:29.200 Number four, somebody made eye contact.

00:23:30.720 That's all it takes, man.

00:23:32.340 Just any type of eye contact?

00:23:34.000 Somebody made eye contact.

00:23:34.680 Number four, they shot the plane.

00:23:36.200 Oh, the tin is up.

00:23:37.460 Oh, Jesus.

00:23:38.640 That's a...

00:23:39.620 God.

00:23:40.880 God.

00:23:40.920 Thank you.

00:23:42.160 This is how Asian people watch these fights.

00:24:03.360 Dude, what's crazy?

00:24:04.340 That's the only whale in the world that can't swim.

00:24:06.560 The rare black whale.

00:24:11.440 You've heard the blue whale?

00:24:12.780 Well, welcome to the black whale.

00:24:14.520 I just love that, like, you know that not everybody there has beef.

00:24:20.600 They're just...

00:24:21.340 Everyone fights, though.

00:24:22.640 It's...

00:24:23.060 Everybody is fucking swinging.

00:24:25.020 It's just ingrained.

00:24:25.700 When you kill the black whale, you harvest its blubber for the fucking cocoa oil.

00:24:30.540 That's right.

00:24:30.980 You can make a lot of oil out of that.

00:24:32.780 You gotta burn the lanterns.

00:24:34.360 Yeah, after they're done, they all get up and blame.

00:24:36.280 Why did white people do this to us?

00:24:39.740 Do we know what caused this at all?

00:24:41.960 Is there...

00:24:42.280 No.

00:24:42.340 Is it just...

00:24:43.100 The white man!

00:24:44.000 The fuck do you mean?

00:24:45.580 Blackness is what causes it.

00:24:48.640 Blackness is what causes it.

00:24:49.320 The fucking white man.

00:24:50.260 I've never...

00:24:50.820 Like, it is a complete...

00:24:52.600 Like, it was like almost...

00:24:54.180 They talk about, um...

00:24:56.500 Oh...

00:24:57.280 What's it called?

00:24:57.700 When a bunch of people, like, have, um...

00:25:00.600 It was, like, whenever those...

00:25:01.700 Those...

00:25:02.000 That whole town started dancing for forever.

00:25:03.860 They call it the, um...

00:25:05.240 Mass psychosis.

00:25:06.980 It's like...

00:25:07.380 This is like...

00:25:07.820 It's almost like...

00:25:09.020 It's like they're...

00:25:09.740 Because all of them are fighting.

00:25:11.580 Like...

00:25:12.060 What is this?

00:25:13.380 Random STD black community statistics from our group chat?

00:25:17.500 50% herpes.

00:25:18.800 Look it up.

00:25:19.700 50% herpes.

00:25:21.280 Holy shit.

00:25:21.580 That's what the chat just said.

00:25:23.020 Dude, that's why black people...

00:25:24.160 You just know that they're unattractive because you know you're gonna get STDs.

00:25:27.280 What I don't understand...

00:25:28.440 What I don't understand is with the...

00:25:29.700 With the transmissibility of herpes...

00:25:30.920 Oh, there he goes.

00:25:31.400 How is it only 50% of them?

00:25:32.760 Oh, my God.

00:25:33.300 And jeans.

00:25:34.480 Damn, he really is in there with his shit.

00:25:36.560 Oh, my God.

00:25:36.700 He's wearing the nines in the pool?

00:25:38.540 Oh, my God.

00:25:39.260 Are you fucking kidding me, dawg?

00:25:40.720 There's no way.

00:25:41.500 Dude, they...

00:25:42.300 They gotta be fake.

00:25:44.320 Motherfucka got tube socks on.

00:25:46.240 In case he gotta...

00:25:47.060 In case he just gotta fucking run.

00:25:48.960 I don't think he's got no shirt on.

00:25:49.760 He's like, if my motherfucking parole officer show up, you think I'm gonna be running, like,

00:25:53.320 barefoot away from this nigga?

00:25:54.360 No.

00:25:54.740 Do you think he'd be better...

00:25:55.920 Do you think he'd be better if it was switched and he had a shirt on?

00:25:59.140 Let's just say a shirt and a jacket.

00:26:01.240 Yeah.

00:26:01.480 Nothing on underneath.

00:26:02.600 Like, it's, like, completely from, like, waist down.

00:26:04.840 Like, his dick is out?

00:26:06.080 Yeah, dick is out and everything.

00:26:07.280 What is better?

00:26:08.280 Doing it that way?

00:26:09.320 Jacket, shirt, and no pants, no underwear, no nothing.

00:26:12.600 Or...

00:26:13.220 You know...

00:26:13.560 Jordan 9's in the water.

00:26:15.140 What's actually interesting about that?

00:26:16.340 If you see someone wearing, like, just shoes and shorts, you're like, no big deal.

00:26:22.120 You see someone just wearing a shirt and no shoes and shorts or no pants, like, you're

00:26:26.940 like, oh, insane person.

00:26:28.320 Like, it's just funny that, like, half clothing is okay, but only a particular half.

00:26:33.140 Otherwise...

00:26:33.460 Or, like...

00:26:34.120 That's why I love shirt stickers, dude, because they're, like, retards.

00:26:36.780 Yeah, dude.

00:26:37.200 Have you ever, like, just put a shirt on?

00:26:38.960 Like, you accidentally put a shirt on before you put any underwear or anything?

00:26:42.860 I guess you never put underwear on.

00:26:43.500 No, I've never done that.

00:26:44.820 And then just look in the mirror and just stand there and look at yourself.

00:26:47.120 I've done it before, but why would I do that?

00:26:50.060 Or you go shirt and then socks, like, and no, like, shorts or underwear.

00:26:54.920 Sometimes I find a shirt that I want to wear first, so I'll just throw it on first.

00:26:58.140 I'm like, hey, I'm shirt-dicking right now, bro.

00:26:59.000 I sleep with just a shirt on and no underwear.

00:27:02.380 Oh, that's weird.

00:27:03.640 You're like a woman.

00:27:04.960 Yeah.

00:27:05.120 Yeah, it feels good, bro.

00:27:06.920 Dude, women do that, and it's super...

00:27:09.120 Yo, there is, like, nothing more sexy than a girl just rocking a t-shirt and nothing else.

00:27:13.880 I agree.

00:27:14.440 But if a dude does that, though, insane.

00:27:17.960 That's a major fact.

00:27:18.520 Absolutely.

00:27:22.780 These are facts.

00:27:23.780 These are facts.

00:27:24.300 You guys can clown on me.

00:27:25.060 I don't give a fuck.

00:27:25.780 A girl wearing nothing but a t-shirt.

00:27:27.300 A lot of shit.

00:27:28.040 A dude wearing nothing but a t-shirt?

00:27:29.400 That's so crazy.

00:27:29.840 About to fuck you.

00:27:30.660 Wait, wait, hold on.

00:27:31.480 It feels like that shit on my hands.

00:27:32.300 That's why it feels so good when you do it.

00:27:33.860 By the way, way less gay.

00:27:35.240 You just take the shirt off, butt naked, and sleeping butt naked.

00:27:38.620 Way better, right?

00:27:39.720 Oh, I sleep naked, yeah.

00:27:41.060 Yeah, so it's like you put the shirt on.

00:27:42.960 You put on more clothing.

00:27:44.240 If you're a man and you sleep in just a shirt, I swear to God, you might be, like, a homicidal

00:27:48.400 maniac.

00:27:48.900 What are you doing, Todd?

00:27:50.020 Here's why I do it.

00:27:51.200 To keep you niggas on edge.

00:27:52.640 That's why.

00:27:52.840 No, I do it.

00:27:54.800 It's like a bigger shirt.

00:27:55.880 Usually, like, two sizes above what I wear.

00:27:57.900 So that way, if my kids run in, I just fucking cover my dick with it.

00:28:00.500 It's literally a woman thing.

00:28:01.920 It's comfortable.

00:28:04.480 I've been sleeping butt naked.

00:28:05.360 I've been sleeping butt naked.

00:28:05.620 During tower game before.

00:28:06.400 But I got fucking two kids, so I have to have, like,

00:28:08.620 some sort of, like...

00:28:09.880 How do you sleep butt naked?

00:28:10.200 Dude, I know.

00:28:10.600 I scared the other night, so I smoked a cigar, so I went and took a shower, and then I was

00:28:14.620 like...

00:28:14.720 Wait, how do you sleep butt naked?

00:28:15.780 What fucking kind of question is this, David?

00:28:17.340 I sleep in boxer briefs.

00:28:19.280 That's how I always play.

00:28:19.780 No, David sleeps in a fucking Hugh Hefner robe.

00:28:23.000 No, I don't sleep in that.

00:28:24.160 I walk around in that.

00:28:24.960 You can't sleep in that.

00:28:25.360 You take it off.

00:28:25.940 When I have kids, I will wear my sheath underwear to bed.

00:28:28.560 Until then, naked.

00:28:30.220 All the time.

00:28:30.320 It's worse wearing underwear.

00:28:31.300 I went naked to bed the other day.

00:28:34.060 Wearing underwear to bed, only underwear, it doesn't make any sense.

00:28:37.120 Listen, when you turn, your shirt gets, like, tangled up and shit.

00:28:39.980 When you turn in your underwear, and your fucking shit gets all tangled up, that's horrible.

00:28:43.780 Well, that's why you get the sheath, because then you're fucking kept in place.

00:28:46.420 Use promo code LOCKDOWN.

00:28:47.940 I think...

00:28:48.460 I don't think...

00:28:49.580 I don't even try...

00:28:50.360 I like less sleeping in underwear.

00:28:53.020 I'd rather sleep in, like, some really loose shorts.

00:28:55.600 Oh, wow.

00:28:56.140 Oh, man.

00:28:56.880 48% of black women age...

00:28:58.260 That is insane, dude.

00:28:59.360 14% to 49% are infected with HSV-2 as of 2010.

00:29:03.520 That's crazy.

00:29:04.160 Dude, Scott Adams is definitely right.

00:29:07.260 Compared to about 20% women overall, and 60% of the general...

00:29:11.600 I don't understand how I don't have herpes.

00:29:14.000 Like, I really don't get it.

00:29:14.920 Dude, this is that...

00:29:15.920 How many blacks...

00:29:16.680 Hold on, hold on.

00:29:17.780 One out of every five women you meet has herpes?

00:29:21.400 Black women, yes.

00:29:22.140 This is the statistic.

00:29:23.280 The 1350, this is 1648.

00:29:26.200 Which one is worse?

00:29:27.060 How do so many people have herpes and I don't?

00:29:30.920 I don't understand.

00:29:31.920 By the way, it says one out of five women.

00:29:34.000 Just overall.

00:29:35.600 I've met so many black chicks in my life.

00:29:37.360 So many of them have herpes.

00:29:38.260 Do you think that I'm immune?

00:29:38.780 Do you think I'm immune to herpes?

00:29:40.440 No.

00:29:40.920 I think you have herpes.

00:29:41.460 You built up a defense against it.

00:29:43.300 I think your dick's just so big you haven't noticed.

00:29:45.780 You haven't noticed.

00:29:46.600 I haven't seen the underside of your dick.

00:29:48.360 Why doesn't Liberty Lock...

00:29:49.640 No, Liberty Lock Pod, bro.

00:29:51.240 It's not going to be...

00:29:52.060 Let's see what he says.

00:29:55.420 I don't have access to personal health information.

00:29:57.920 You used the wrong handle.

00:29:59.220 But I will speculate.

00:30:00.460 Is he black?

00:30:01.320 Is he a black woman?

00:30:03.840 Because chances are.

00:30:04.740 Statistically speaking, he sounds like a black woman.

00:30:06.700 As a racist, heterosexual white man, the odds of him...

00:30:11.160 Wait up.

00:30:11.920 We have some more fucking black people facts here.

00:30:13.960 Because I did find the video.

00:30:15.480 Let's check this.

00:30:16.620 This is...

00:30:17.120 Black facts, yeah.

00:30:18.220 Yeah, we're going to have to sip...

00:30:19.500 Oh, what the fuck happened here?

00:30:21.200 This video is too long.

00:30:22.020 Let's not do it.

00:30:22.720 We're not going to do the whole thing.

00:30:23.540 Did we finish the fight?

00:30:24.540 I don't even know.

00:30:25.460 All right, you know what?

00:30:26.200 All right, Clint didn't want to do it fine.

00:30:27.960 All right, well...

00:30:28.400 No, it's good, but it's just too long.

00:30:30.400 Can we get an explanation of what he says?

00:30:32.780 Just kind of break it down?

00:30:33.740 So he's like...

00:30:34.600 He starts off...

00:30:36.260 He's like, did you know that back...

00:30:38.100 So we were looking up Leesburg, Florida.

00:30:39.620 Because that's where the studio is going to be.

00:30:40.860 Clint's looking to move there.

00:30:41.840 Dave's moving around there.

00:30:43.300 And this guy comes up with Leesburg facts.

00:30:45.100 So he's like, they used to be a tribe.

00:30:47.000 The Susquehanna tribe.

00:30:48.500 And shit, did you just throw that cat?

00:30:50.540 He just threw a cat.

00:30:51.940 I threw it in a good...

00:30:52.780 Cats land on their feet.

00:30:54.120 She's fine.

00:30:54.680 Don't mind me.

00:30:55.400 Continue, please, with your black guy story.

00:30:56.760 Don't fucking throw it in a good way.

00:30:58.660 This man's abusive.

00:30:59.740 So this nigga starts...

00:31:01.060 I'll just show you the picture.

00:31:02.140 This man just destroys pussy.

00:31:03.780 He says...

00:31:04.400 He says, like...

00:31:05.340 He's like, yeah, there was a tribe.

00:31:06.560 And some people think that there was giants in the tribe.

00:31:09.140 But shit, we don't know.

00:31:09.980 Dude, if we're going to recap the whole thing, just play the fucking video.

00:31:12.100 Nephilim shit?

00:31:12.780 All right, fine.

00:31:13.260 Real quick, yeah.

00:31:13.880 You might have heard of a town called Leesburg.

00:31:18.580 But did you know that Leesburg, it's the oldest city in Lake County, Florida.

00:31:22.880 But it's so old that it was agitators.

00:31:26.160 All right?

00:31:26.600 So the Tomoka tribe, they're the ones who settled in this area because of the lakes.

00:31:31.100 It was perfect for farming.

00:31:32.540 Also, this tribe, they love to fish.

00:31:34.980 What does he know about farming?

00:31:35.800 And with all the lakes, they have plenty of, you know, lakes to fish.

00:31:39.340 He's plantation owner, Tom.

00:31:40.480 Here's a little rumor about this tribe.

00:31:42.480 Listen to this, here's the bomb.

00:31:43.480 You know, some of the tribe members of this tribe, they were giants.

00:31:47.980 Nephilim shit, right?

00:31:48.740 I've mentioned that before, but, you know, there's no real proof of it.

00:31:53.060 Let's move on.

00:31:54.500 Yo, hold on, pause it, pause it, pause it.

00:31:57.240 That is a perfect description of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:32:00.460 I've heard they're giants.

00:32:01.820 There ain't no proof of it.

00:32:03.100 Anyways, let's move on.

00:32:04.380 Anyways, look at this shit.

00:32:05.740 Look at this shit.

00:32:06.460 This is 54 seconds.

00:32:08.100 54 seconds of an eight minute and seven second video.

00:32:11.320 And he's like, they was giants.

00:32:13.040 I can't prove it, but they was giants in Leesburg.

00:32:16.200 Anyway, and for the next seven minutes, he goes on to fucking talk about watermelon.

00:32:20.640 I swear on everything I own.

00:32:24.400 I was like, what the fuck does one of these things have to do with the other?

00:32:27.560 I don't know.

00:32:28.720 Let's hear him start talking about the watermelon.

00:32:29.620 Am I wrong, though, Clint?

00:32:30.680 No, no.

00:32:31.360 Look, it's a good clip.

00:32:33.080 I encourage people to watch it on their own time.

00:32:34.720 Just eight minutes is too much.

00:32:35.900 But it's funny.

00:32:36.600 Eight minutes is crazy.

00:32:36.960 It's very funny.

00:32:37.440 Can we hear him talk about watermelon for like two seconds, then?

00:32:39.820 I mean, if you want to fucking hear him talk about fucking...

00:32:42.280 I got to see him.

00:32:43.140 We're going to end up watching this whole fucking video.

00:32:44.480 No, no, no.

00:32:45.120 These niggas have watermelons.

00:32:46.920 They have boxcars.

00:32:47.720 What the fuck?

00:32:49.080 They just try to get the job done.

00:32:49.600 All these white folks.

00:32:51.180 See, you know, black kids, white kids in there.

00:32:55.520 Shout out to these watermelons.

00:32:57.420 Shout out to these watermelons.

00:32:59.440 He's like, he can't make a point because he's so distracted by the watermelon.

00:33:03.060 He was just hungry.

00:33:03.800 He was like, he's like, but goddamn, they have so many watermelons in here.

00:33:09.420 It's a black and white photo, but I know that shit pink, man.

00:33:12.200 I know that shit look good.

00:33:13.760 Now, are you the watermelon captain of Florida?

00:33:16.300 Oh, they have the watermelon festival, man.

00:33:19.080 So in 1930, they started the, you know, annual watermelon festival here in Leesburg.

00:33:24.700 But I got to say something.

00:33:25.780 I got to say it again.

00:33:26.420 Cole's going to go to that.

00:33:27.820 All right.

00:33:28.760 Now, I don't know if this is the 1930s one.

00:33:30.700 But as you clearly can see, this crowd is mixed.

00:33:34.580 He's talking about race relations again, and then he just gets back into like.

00:33:37.240 He's talking about race mixing.

00:33:37.920 Shout out to watermelon.

00:33:40.200 He's like the inverse andrew.

00:33:41.840 Toad, when was the last time you ate a watermelon?

00:33:43.360 Because I don't think Toad eats watermelon.

00:33:44.940 I don't think Toad's healthy enough.

00:33:46.560 I like that watermelon.

00:33:47.260 He's not healthy enough to eat watermelon.

00:33:48.040 No, no, no.

00:33:48.820 I know.

00:33:49.340 You like watermelon flavor.

00:33:50.980 Toad's the type of thing that eat a watermelon and then die from eating the seeds.

00:33:54.200 It actually does grow a tree.

00:33:56.000 It is definitely.

00:33:56.740 No, I eat the root sometimes.

00:33:58.180 The watermelon, they're the watermelon capital of Florida, Leesburg, Florida.

00:34:02.680 Leesburg?

00:34:03.400 And therefore, Leesburg is not currently recognized as the watermelon capital.

00:34:06.980 Wait, what the fuck?

00:34:08.100 Oh, because Georgia decided to call itself the watermelon capital?

00:34:11.820 How is Georgia the watermelon capital of Florida?

00:34:15.000 I fucking love watermelon.

00:34:19.860 Fuck you, Georgia.

00:34:22.780 Oh, here we go.

00:34:24.240 Hey, wait a second.

00:34:24.860 We might get four stars here.

00:34:26.900 I see an awful lot of black.

00:34:28.340 No, there's way too good.

00:34:29.320 What is going on?

00:34:29.660 Where is this at?

00:34:30.640 Is this a Walmart?

00:34:31.580 Airport.

00:34:32.820 This is an airport?

00:34:33.780 No.

00:34:34.360 Oh, this is a...

00:34:35.080 No.

00:34:35.360 No, it's a Walmart.

00:34:36.560 It looks like a Walmart.

00:34:36.920 I think it's a Walmart.

00:34:38.060 Oh, my God.

00:34:39.300 Damn, her whole butthole's out.

00:34:41.420 Oh, my God.

00:34:42.240 Oh, she got a fucking...

00:34:43.300 I just got kicked in a fucking butthole with Uggs.

00:34:44.560 The boom holes out.

00:34:45.520 Hold up.

00:34:45.940 Hold up.

00:34:46.440 Hold up.

00:34:46.960 Hold up.

00:34:47.500 Hold up.

00:34:47.900 Hold up.

00:34:48.460 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold up.

00:34:50.020 I'm a bitch.

00:34:50.900 Hold up.

00:34:52.240 Pause it.

00:34:52.940 You know how in nature...

00:34:54.260 Is that a rocket launcher?

00:34:56.280 Yeah, yeah, that's true.

00:34:57.140 You know how in nature things will be very bright colors to warn you?

00:35:02.340 Black women that do that shit with their hair.

00:35:05.780 You see the one with the red dreads?

00:35:07.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:08.100 You just know right away she's down to fight.

00:35:11.220 Go ahead and...

00:35:11.520 She's toxic is what you know.

00:35:12.880 It's like 10 seconds in.

00:35:14.200 Oh!

00:35:15.420 Look at that.

00:35:15.980 She went out right after that, though.

00:35:17.360 What knocked her out?

00:35:18.700 She hit somebody.

00:35:19.260 Oh, the dude hit her.

00:35:20.760 The dude hit her with the left.

00:35:22.760 Ow.

00:35:23.400 Ow.

00:35:24.260 Dude, why don't you even use it?

00:35:26.060 Just get in there.

00:35:27.200 Are those pipes?

00:35:28.080 Take the coins down.

00:35:28.920 No, it's those stanchions, dude.

00:35:30.780 It's those, like...

00:35:32.260 Yeah, it's the thing that...

00:35:33.980 Pause it, pause it, pause it.

00:35:34.660 It's the stanchions with the...

00:35:36.160 I love how...

00:35:37.080 Oh, yeah, all right.

00:35:37.820 If you back it up a little bit after he hits her, after every black person does, like,

00:35:41.320 an effective move, they do, like, an emote.

00:35:43.760 Like, they're...

00:35:44.500 You know, they're gonna play a wrestling game, and then they're, like...

00:35:47.580 Watch, watch.

00:35:48.080 Watch him hit her, and then watch him go...

00:35:49.800 Watch, watch, watch.

00:35:50.380 Watch what he does.

00:35:53.000 He emotes.

00:35:53.720 It's part of a loop.

00:35:57.680 He's starting looping right now.

00:36:00.140 Did you see the white guy walk right through it?

00:36:02.320 Just didn't get touched.

00:36:03.060 Did you see that?

00:36:04.460 Hold on, go back.

00:36:05.480 Go back.

00:36:06.220 Go back.

00:36:06.520 There's a white guy.

00:36:07.900 You can see him in the background right there.

00:36:09.140 You can see him.

00:36:09.520 This is like that video with the fucking gorilla.

00:36:11.740 The gorilla that walks by.

00:36:12.640 He just goes, I'm just gonna...

00:36:15.060 I'm just gonna scooch on by here.

00:36:16.560 Let me just scooch on by.

00:36:18.680 Let me just, uh...

00:36:20.000 Let me just scooch on by.

00:36:22.560 Fucking animals!

00:36:24.760 I'm not...

00:36:25.460 I haven't...

00:36:25.880 Yo, I still didn't see him.

00:36:27.820 Yeah!

00:36:29.240 Yo, that's...

00:36:29.900 That's how good...

00:36:30.560 That's how good white people are that are avoiding conflict.

00:36:32.660 No, no.

00:36:33.180 That's from Top Living in New York.

00:36:34.820 He cannot take his eyes off black people.

00:36:37.200 For his own safety.

00:36:38.680 He has to keep looking at the black person.

00:36:41.780 You're going, what?

00:36:42.620 I'm just going, what?

00:36:44.400 My black...

00:36:45.080 Wait, I'm just going, what was it?

00:36:46.480 Pause it.

00:36:47.100 Pause it.

00:36:47.380 Was that it?

00:36:48.140 Was that the guy that walked by?

00:36:49.980 Yeah.

00:36:50.260 Stop fucking with us.

00:36:51.500 No, I'm fucking dead serious.

00:36:53.060 Right there he is.

00:36:53.780 And then he starts moving.

00:36:54.700 He goes...

00:36:54.880 The dude with a white shirt.

00:36:55.940 Right there.

00:36:56.600 White shirt.

00:36:57.480 White dude.

00:36:58.460 Longish hair.

00:36:59.340 Right there.

00:37:00.120 The guy...

00:37:00.960 Yeah, that's him.

00:37:01.760 He's white.

00:37:02.060 He walks right out of there.

00:37:02.980 Oh, there he goes.

00:37:03.580 It's like seeing Bigfoot, dog.

00:37:05.080 Look.

00:37:05.280 That's what he looks like, Bigfoot.

00:37:06.500 It looks like the batter's beginning.

00:37:08.340 In order to find the white guy in a black fight, you just have to see someone who's

00:37:13.720 going the opposite direction of the flow of humanity.

00:37:16.560 And you're like, oh, there goes the white guy.

00:37:18.480 You know what I'm surprised about?

00:37:20.140 The flow of humanity.

00:37:21.140 You know what I'm surprised about?

00:37:22.520 Is that they're not...

00:37:25.060 In jail?

00:37:26.880 Well, not in the street.

00:37:28.340 Like, the ones that are around it aren't just, like, stealing shit at the current man.

00:37:33.460 Because everybody's looking at the fight.

00:37:35.200 They probably are.

00:37:35.800 Go to 52 seconds.

00:37:37.560 This bitch looks like such a crack hoe.

00:37:39.340 Look at that.

00:37:40.140 Oh, my God.

00:37:40.780 The girl in the blue looks like her fucking breeds would pop off real nice.

00:37:45.840 This bitch looks like the fucking dude from Be a Menace to the Hood while drinking juice

00:37:50.800 to South Central.

00:37:51.560 I got these cheeseburgers, man.

00:37:53.980 I'm so cute, dude.

00:37:55.860 Two layers, though.

00:37:57.460 That's crazy.

00:37:58.120 I just can't believe that they're...

00:37:59.840 Like, I don't see anybody.

00:38:00.860 Because, honestly, I might.

00:38:02.200 If I saw this fight happening, I might just be like...

00:38:04.440 Wait, your instinct is when you see a fucking ruckus to go rob shit?

00:38:08.300 Just because there's...

00:38:09.080 Dude, you've been living around blacks too long.

00:38:11.080 That's insane.

00:38:11.740 Dude, you are black.

00:38:12.600 Because, like...

00:38:13.280 Well, no, because Top understands.

00:38:14.520 When you go to Walmart, you just steal a couple shit.

00:38:16.240 Yeah, but he's fucking brown.

00:38:18.480 What the hell's the matter with you?

00:38:19.560 You just steal a few things.

00:38:20.720 Dude, you're even worse than these black people.

00:38:23.160 I respect property, Cole.

00:38:25.780 No, fuck property.

00:38:26.860 I mean, I'm trying to steal from Walmart, but I want them to try to catch me.

00:38:30.620 To do it like that is so underhanded.

00:38:33.240 How do you think her breeds would pop off?

00:38:35.240 Dude, it's like...

00:38:36.260 What's what I'm saying?

00:38:36.860 It's like Mickey Mouse with genital wards.

00:38:38.780 You gotta twist them.

00:38:39.720 You gotta fucking twist them off.

00:38:41.960 She's got shit knots on her head.

00:38:43.500 Do you think it hurts?

00:38:44.000 Yeah, but she's a man, though, so I think...

00:38:45.800 I bet they do hurt.

00:38:47.260 The percentage of our chances she has STDs is lower.

00:38:49.640 And then it's...

00:38:50.540 That's why they're all bald.

00:38:51.880 Because it fucking literally pulls the hair out of the follicle or whatever.

00:38:55.240 Imagine fucking punching one of them so hard, just hitting him with an uppercut that, like...

00:38:59.320 You hit him, boom, and all their braids pop out like sonic rings.

00:39:02.500 That'd be crazy.

00:39:02.800 And then, like, 20 of them come out of the trees and stab you and rob you and fuck you.

00:39:06.480 Yeah, that would happen after.

00:39:07.860 But it'd be worth it.

00:39:09.080 One thing I've always noticed about interracial fights, particularly at, like, the professional level, is that...

00:39:14.760 You're really a white person?

00:39:15.860 Well, yeah, obviously.

00:39:16.860 But the white people will never look...

00:39:20.420 And I don't think it's just an optical illusion.

00:39:21.860 I think that, like...

00:39:22.600 I honestly believe this.

00:39:23.580 And this sounds kind of ridiculous.

00:39:24.680 But I honestly believe that black people's muscle is not as dense as white people's muscle.

00:39:29.620 It's not.

00:39:30.220 You're 100% right.

00:39:31.420 Jalen Turner just had to retire from the UFC.

00:39:33.860 And this dude looked like he's carved out of stone.

00:39:35.680 But it didn't matter.

00:39:36.680 He's getting fucked up by, like, Renato Moicano.

00:39:39.760 I say...

00:39:40.300 Does Yoel Romero count?

00:39:42.040 Dude, that's so crazy.

00:39:43.160 I was also going to say Yoel Romero.

00:39:44.980 He's Cuban.

00:39:46.220 And he's also...

00:39:46.960 But the neck muscles aren't dense enough.

00:39:48.860 I honestly believe that Yoel Romero, and I'm not even kidding, was a Soviet experiment.

00:39:53.980 Yeah, I think so.

00:39:54.660 Oh, yeah.

00:39:54.900 He is.

00:39:56.080 So, different story.

00:39:57.420 And that's fucking awesome.

00:39:58.180 He doesn't have a neck.

00:39:59.880 No, he doesn't need a neck.

00:40:01.120 That one about where...

00:40:02.820 They're like, the only weakness amongst the black population is their neck.

00:40:06.920 We're going to build Yoel Romero with no neck.

00:40:09.800 We can't make his neck stronger, but we can make his traps so big.

00:40:13.160 It doesn't matter.

00:40:14.320 He's the ultimate black fighter, yeah.

00:40:16.700 Dude, it's funny you say that, Clint, because there was a...

00:40:19.740 I saw a video the other day, and it was like, they had...

00:40:22.800 It was a Jeff Knipper video.

00:40:23.920 He's a big fitness influencer, and he had, like, five people in a row, and he was just

00:40:28.520 like, say which one is not natty, or which one is natural.

00:40:32.000 And it was like, two huge dudes, a woman, another white guy, and then this black guy.

00:40:38.420 And they're all pretty big.

00:40:39.540 And the black guy was the one that wasn't natural.

00:40:42.020 This guy's 65 years old.

00:40:43.980 Oh, yeah.

00:40:46.640 But the black guy was never natural.

00:40:48.580 He's a product.

00:40:49.760 I was like, they were like, the black guy's natural.

00:40:52.720 And I was like, but he's not.

00:40:53.800 He's black.

00:40:54.660 Like, it doesn't count.

00:40:55.380 Yeah, he's a Jewish bioweapon, actually, so how could he be natural?

00:40:59.500 Just to be clear, it's not that black people aren't strong, and it's not that black people

00:41:05.920 aren't decent at fighting.

00:41:06.940 Some of them are really good.

00:41:08.140 It's just that if you see an equally sized white guy to a black guy, that white dude

00:41:14.720 is way stronger, and I don't know why.

00:41:17.280 Yeah.

00:41:17.780 So my only assumption is that there's, like, liquid in their muscles or some shit.

00:41:23.820 There's an appearance.

00:41:24.640 This is called racist bro science.

00:41:27.860 No, no, I thought about this a lot.

00:41:30.060 You're 100% right, and it occurred to me, like, when I was, like, in high school, one

00:41:34.540 of my friends, we got into an altercation with a black kid.

00:41:37.240 Go figure.

00:41:38.060 They were about to jump me in the locker room, and my boy comes out of, like, he comes out

00:41:41.680 from the other way, and he's like, all right, so then let's fight, because there's two of

00:41:44.060 you guys, and it was just me.

00:41:45.840 So he's like, all right, now there's two of us.

00:41:46.920 Let's fight.

00:41:47.300 And the guy, the black guy said some shit, and my boy told him, he said, yo, I'm going to

00:41:50.580 punch, I'll punch your fucking six pack, so six pack, six pack off your stomach.

00:41:54.640 And I thought about it, and I was like, you probably could, because it's just, like,

00:41:57.380 it's just facade.

00:41:58.580 There's not really actual money.

00:41:59.800 They don't do anything.

00:42:00.940 You ever see the babies?

00:42:02.020 Sometimes the babies come out, and they're like, fucking, oh.

00:42:04.400 Dude, there's like a six pack of, like, cans of liquid.

00:42:07.480 Yeah, I look at them, I'm like, you're not strong, baby.

00:42:09.540 Fuck you, baby.

00:42:10.640 You're not fucking strong, baby.

00:42:12.020 You dumb fucking.

00:42:12.980 Why are you flexing on me, baby?

00:42:14.480 Fucking stupid looking.

00:42:16.120 Stop flexing on me, baby.

00:42:17.420 Get the fuck out of here, baby.

00:42:19.040 Yeah, they're not as strong as they look, which is very odd.

00:42:22.260 They just appear strong.

00:42:23.380 Yeah, it's just strange.

00:42:25.540 You will see a white guy who's like, he looks as if he's probably 20 pounds lighter, and he

00:42:30.720 will knock the fucking black dude's head off.

00:42:32.500 I cracked the case.

00:42:33.360 I know why.

00:42:33.620 This actually makes sense.

00:42:34.860 It's like, it's really just fast switch versus slow switch.

00:42:36.840 I don't know.

00:42:37.340 It's not even that.

00:42:38.300 Look, if you're a time preference, high time preference.

00:42:40.560 No, if you're at a.

00:42:42.160 Dude, our time preference, our time preference is so DNA bound, it goes down to the muscle

00:42:46.700 fighters.

00:42:47.280 Which is really funny, because the best marathon runners are also from Africa.

00:42:50.820 Wait, let David go.

00:42:51.660 I feel like David's about to enlighten us.

00:42:54.580 We thought we bred them for strength and, like, work efficiency, but you don't have time

00:42:59.160 to test your sleeve.

00:43:00.340 Steve, when you're at an auction, you're doing it based off of looks only.

00:43:04.280 That's right.

00:43:04.740 So we bred them for aesthetics accidentally.

00:43:07.620 They're not very strong.

00:43:08.660 They're not good workers, which is exactly why they're lazy pieces of shit.

00:43:13.720 Oh, I was going to say, I thought it had to do with, like, the sickle cell.

00:43:17.020 So it's like some sort of, like, lack of oxygen going to the muscle.

00:43:20.260 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:43:21.980 I feel like you guys are getting more racist.

00:43:24.520 No, no, no.

00:43:25.580 No.

00:43:26.180 You're like, no, I've been like this the whole time.

00:43:28.940 I just thought that was...

00:43:29.580 I'm turning it down.

00:43:30.360 That being said, I haven't talked to my black friend in a while.

00:43:33.240 Do you feel bad about it?

00:43:35.420 No.

00:43:36.580 I just assumed he was in prison.

00:43:38.600 You're actively relieved by it, Cole?

00:43:40.780 Yeah.

00:43:41.280 Actually, every time I go to the gym, I'm like, I hope he's there.

00:43:44.380 Because I want to talk to him and talk to some basketball and stuff.

00:43:47.060 Are you actually strong?

00:43:48.520 Or you just look strong?

00:43:49.640 Like, is that what you want to say to him?

00:43:51.120 No, he's not even strong.

00:43:52.080 He's a thin...

00:43:52.620 He's one of the thinner black.

00:43:53.840 He's, like, a very...

00:43:54.700 He's a flexible black.

00:43:55.960 It's kind of crazy.

00:43:56.980 He's, like, very...

00:43:57.440 That's a rarity.

00:43:58.420 One of the blacks that can fit through tennis rackets.

00:44:00.580 You ever see that?

00:44:01.560 Yeah.

00:44:02.300 You think he's a black shit?

00:44:03.640 I do.

00:44:04.400 That's crazy shit.

00:44:05.140 I know he's a yoga black.

00:44:06.920 What is it with the blacks, like, the breakdancing blacks that have the capacity to fucking take

00:44:11.140 their arms behind their head and do the fucking...

00:44:13.920 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:14.460 Yeah, I don't know.

00:44:14.980 The Exorcist blacks.

00:44:16.920 Yeah.

00:44:17.200 What is the brand of Exorcist black?

00:44:18.860 Like, where do they come from?

00:44:19.580 Is it's Poltergeist black?

00:44:20.920 It's Exorcist black?

00:44:21.820 I don't know.

00:44:23.040 Call him a spook, actually.

00:44:24.360 Like, I've literally never seen a white dude do that.

00:44:26.580 It's just...

00:44:26.900 It's always black guys.

00:44:27.620 I've never seen a white dude fit through a tennis racket, I don't think.

00:44:30.580 My favorite black is the telekinesis black.

00:44:32.960 It's, like, very close to the anime black.

00:44:34.400 Oh, that's...

00:44:35.000 Dude, that is one of...

00:44:36.720 That's a top three black.

00:44:37.980 Dude, no.

00:44:38.760 Top...

00:44:39.040 No, I'll say a top black is a ninja black.

00:44:42.440 Ninja black is one of my favorites.

00:44:43.860 Yeah, but there's the overlap there between telekinesis blacks, anime blacks, and ninja blacks.

00:44:47.820 They're basically the same.

00:44:48.800 It's all the same.

00:44:49.840 And the second issue is Wu-Tang.

00:44:52.520 And what's funny is, like, in the hood, they would be called the nerd blacks, but you guys

00:44:55.900 like them the best.

00:44:56.780 Oh, yeah, but they're the best.

00:44:57.780 I don't like this.

00:44:58.460 I don't like this.

00:44:59.440 I don't like this.

00:44:59.740 Oh, whoa.

00:45:01.480 Whoa.

00:45:01.820 What a shocker that it's a black guy.

00:45:03.060 Everybody knows how to do...

00:45:04.440 How to do...

00:45:04.580 How to do bull breaking.

00:45:05.820 And the dead arm is like this.

00:45:08.560 You're going to take your left hand, put it on your right elbow, bend this one down,

00:45:12.860 and slowly just start bending it down like this.

00:45:14.900 This guy has no bones, dude.

00:45:15.960 Now, at first, you're not going to be able to go nowhere.

00:45:17.460 I can only kind of do it like...

00:45:18.400 So it's going to be really, like, sloppy and starting to go that far because your bones

00:45:21.780 is going to hurt.

00:45:22.140 And he got out.

00:45:22.740 The more you get used to it, the farther you go down.

00:45:26.180 Once you're used to it, you can take it back.

00:45:27.620 How's he doing that?

00:45:28.480 Turn around.

00:45:29.240 And do whatever you want with it.

00:45:32.040 So let's try it again.

00:45:33.600 Remember, be careful and scratch first.

00:45:36.080 Five, six, seven, eight.

00:45:39.660 One, two, three, four.

00:45:43.680 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, one, two, three, four, make sure you pull it

00:45:57.240 down, five, six, seven, eight, and out.

00:46:00.660 You got to make you pull all the way back.

00:46:02.400 It's a choreographed dance.

00:46:04.740 Another bummer you can do as well is this one.

00:46:07.280 Basically, it's you taking your arm and pulling it all the way around.

00:46:13.700 This one, you have to be prepared for it because the first time you do it, if you're double

00:46:17.880 jointed, it's okay.

00:46:18.780 What do you think he does with his dick?

00:46:20.480 He just goes, he goes, showtime, and then he fucking does this.

00:46:24.180 I've seen this before a thousand times.

00:46:26.060 No, no.

00:46:27.000 Do they do that in the subways and shit?

00:46:29.560 You've never been showtime in the subway?

00:46:31.760 You know what's funny?

00:46:32.380 I've never been to a subway.

00:46:33.340 You know what's funny?

00:46:34.360 You are fucking blessed.

00:46:35.660 Basically, the beggar culture amongst black people in New York is actually changing their

00:46:42.040 evolutionary process because they all put out the hat and they go like, yo, if you like

00:46:47.760 the show, throw some money.

00:46:49.540 So they're all becoming, not ambidextrous, but I don't know.

00:46:53.800 Maybe it's their bones.

00:46:54.400 Pointed or fucking.

00:46:55.560 Maybe their bones are lighter, like chickens.

00:46:57.940 Chickens have very light bones.

00:46:58.920 Maybe that's why they're not as strong as the whites when they're the same size.

00:47:01.640 That's what happens.

00:47:02.480 Their bones are light.

00:47:03.980 Maybe they just got some light-ass bones.

00:47:05.400 That's a drink thing because I was like, aren't most of the acrobats, like all the guys in

00:47:12.320 the Olympics and stuff that do the acrobatics, they're all usually white guys, right?

00:47:15.800 Almost always.

00:47:16.340 Except for the greatest one of all time for women is a black girl.

00:47:21.020 So I don't understand.

00:47:21.520 Maybe girls are different.

00:47:22.380 Maybe black girls are different.

00:47:24.000 Because the black, I always see white dudes.

00:47:26.040 There we go.

00:47:26.780 They're like some black dudes.

00:47:28.260 I get stuck there forever.

00:47:40.560 That was easy.

00:47:41.940 Yeah.

00:47:42.160 this is how you escape your change he's like he's like this is this is how you get out of handcuffs

00:47:50.640 just picture the white man as as this tennis racket the white man is a tennis racket

00:47:59.380 you know how the tennis racket always be oppressing your ass well this is how you

00:48:03.200 get right through it that tennis crackin you know when you beat the shit out of all your

00:48:07.720 aunties and uncles and even the little babies that was a fucking toad with a banger congratulations

00:48:12.660 toad that was a good one tennis crack crack it it was whatever i like it all right all right so

00:48:20.300 top top what what are you doing what are you doing with your life why why why are you why are you

00:48:27.760 trying to make your name off of beefing with everybody everybody let's talk about it after

00:48:34.420 the laney edit uh cathartic release time yeah yeah see if you feel like arguing with me after the

00:48:40.600 laney edit i'm not arguing i'm trying to understand it anyways go ahead we're gonna be in a liney

00:48:45.280 production let's check it out i might do maybe 15 minutes of coding and it's not even that good

00:48:54.860 and then when i get home i walk past the bridge and i just think about killing myself all i can

00:49:00.100 think about all day at work it's betting betting betting betting betting betting let's go

00:49:06.260 definitely tap tap code code code code all day i just told you it's it's software that deals with

00:49:14.640 don't be fucking rude what what are you getting out of this money not pussy that's for sure

00:49:23.160 no fucking no fulfillment hold on hold on like 50 cents an hour about my life yet they want to

00:49:29.540 tell me about my life which is the thing the only thing i understand about your life is that you

00:49:33.860 don't like it yeah so that's the whole reason that i have something to say no you're right i don't

00:49:38.280 yeah dude it's my fucking birthday i don't want i don't want any of this well it's your birthday so

00:49:42.920 that's the that's the reason that it spurred this conversation it's gonna be my death day no it's not

00:49:47.040 no it's not because i love you and you're not allowed to kill yourself so there you go no idea

00:49:51.540 the ability to text 9-1-1 for help is so new patrol officer scott sherman didn't recognize the tone

00:49:58.720 when it came in 45 highland ave the apartment number and it said uh i no longer have any reason

00:50:05.220 to live when officers arrived at the man's apartment they say his sister answered the door

00:50:10.240 she didn't understand why we were there she she said she hadn't called police officers forcing

00:50:15.520 their way into the man's room where they found him hanging in a closet oh my god so there is a

00:50:21.080 certain podcast and i'm not gonna name names obviously because that gives them clout but they

00:50:26.960 talk about me all the time because they're mormon schmucks hail satan hail me this is how we do it

00:50:35.580 i've been thinking about killing myself all day man what an old piece of shit this guy is right

00:50:51.600 this is how we do it wednesday night

00:50:57.940 penis pumps are for pleasure as well

00:51:03.480 consider me a weird sick homo

00:51:12.120 i never understood the whole using a sock for anybody else i always thought that was weird

00:51:22.720 yeah i think it did for me a couple weeks when i was a little kid and then you realize like

00:51:26.240 just fucking none on the floor who cares it's it's got it's i guess

00:51:28.940 you got a nut in the

00:51:31.860 you have like a hundred subscribers on your show don't don't do that 241

00:51:40.540 can someone inform me what the jews have done in the last week

00:51:47.420 there has to be a line like there has to be a cutoff is it just 18 just like all of a sudden

00:52:04.040 like yeah that's the cutoff goal that's the age we came to

00:52:09.640 he's like i mean you just know that i gotta get right in a big black

00:52:15.160 oh the hair

00:52:17.520 genealogy professional uh she has been a professional dog trainer and dog sitter

00:52:24.620 a woman from youngstown's west side can never have pets again prosecutors have brought charges

00:52:30.860 against her after seeing pictures of her engaging in sex acts with a small dog

00:52:35.040 she knows exactly what she's doing though she's really good on it

00:52:38.240 fucking prompt to get the ai to do it and then the ai's gonna do it

00:52:41.500 why don't you write a program for the prompts

00:52:43.720 hey wait wait wait right

00:52:45.480 hey hey hey hey get a hold of yourself faggot

00:52:48.840 yeah dude whatever anyway

00:52:55.220 what a fucking idiot god damn dude

00:52:59.060 if you lose smell you also lose taste unfortunately

00:53:01.160 that's not true

00:53:02.580 that's 100 look at fucking up

00:53:04.480 what happened hey by the way by the way what happened whenever you got coke

00:53:07.460 your taste is linked to smell

00:53:08.940 a lasutu is in there

00:53:15.360 a eswatini there then going left to right you got uh namibia botswana

00:53:22.140 i want to tell you something toad i think we should end this episode but i really want to tell

00:53:30.700 you happy birthday man happy birthday toad

00:53:34.220 this lady's really good dude i can't believe clint i can't believe you want to fucking argue with me after that

00:53:50.160 what do you got have you changed your mind after seeing a man take a metal post to the armpit what what the fuck i mean just having just to have toad fucking reading off all the african nations and different fights

00:54:02.880 unbelievable dude i feel i feel uh bad the only thing i miss out of that is that we didn't get what we do every time at the end of the show where we get toad to talk right before we cut it out

00:54:14.400 oh yeah we did that again why do i always fall for it

00:54:18.500 i don't know

00:54:19.820 i thought it's my birthday don't let me plug

00:54:22.200 we got about another 40 minutes before we do it to you toad so just fucking try it or keep it in your head

00:54:27.400 i really i really want to do the whole life

00:54:30.100 i don't know when it's coming

00:54:30.580 you never know

00:54:31.620 i honestly i want to have a countdown i want to be like we do an hour and a half

00:54:35.600 like no matter what we do an hour and a half

00:54:37.260 there's a countdown at the top right corner or whatever that he can see

00:54:40.360 and it still will happen every time i swear to god it will

00:54:43.100 like we will get him every time

00:54:44.780 we did it that way

00:54:45.740 that was a particularly neat episode right i mean

00:54:48.960 i thought it was like it was mean but it was mixed with love

00:54:52.220 yeah dude

00:54:54.180 if you miss if you miss that post show go watch it because we we

00:54:57.960 it was a great it was a great episode i thought

00:55:00.340 most of it was in the lane yet

00:55:02.140 oh that's right we're gonna go to the post show now right

00:55:04.600 are we getting out of here

00:55:05.800 soon

00:55:06.640 dude i am inspired by top

00:55:09.060 all right well then if you're inspired by it

00:55:10.920 make sure that you subscribe to the patreon so you can come and watch the post show

00:55:14.340 because we're gonna we're gonna talk about it

00:55:15.880 i i just want to understand top's mentality

00:55:18.560 because he's just like uh he's just scorched earth

00:55:20.600 no no go ahead keep on vamping because i'll pull up that uh that fucking video

00:55:25.540 so that way we can plug our shit

00:55:27.300 stop beefing with more than just tim pool

00:55:28.680 was it somebody else we're gonna pull up the qr as well

00:55:30.840 it's phil

00:55:31.440 oh phil well phil deserved it

00:55:33.080 that was real gay of phil yeah

00:55:34.920 phil deserved that one

00:55:36.600 that was oh yeah

00:55:38.360 he even deleted his fucking tweet

00:55:39.640 yeah like a fucking hoe

00:55:41.940 because i said so wait up what are we doing here

00:55:44.640 i don't know plugging the patreon

00:55:46.980 that's right

00:55:47.660 you guys can go to fucking uh patreon.com backslash

00:55:50.860 backslash

00:55:51.600 i was gonna say backslash

00:55:53.020 uh tower gang

00:55:54.560 go there go check us out

00:55:55.980 you can join up at the seven day free trial level

00:55:58.600 and uh see if you like us

00:56:00.000 a little bit more

00:56:00.940 30 minutes more

00:56:01.840 are we ready to talk about bohemian grove or is that uh still

00:56:06.920 oh you guys yeah let's talk about bohemian grove also before we get out of here

00:56:10.800 um all right

00:56:11.840 so i am in uh final stages of getting the theater

00:56:17.100 we've got sam tripoli booked

00:56:18.980 we have shane cashman booked

00:56:20.780 they'll be there both nights

00:56:22.700 mc um shane's gonna be emceeing

00:56:24.980 sam's gonna be doing stand-up comedy

00:56:26.920 and i think i'm gonna ask him to come on tower gang

00:56:29.040 i want to have a fucking fun cycle of people

00:56:32.020 but uh

00:56:32.980 it's gonna be sick dude

00:56:35.020 there's gonna be watermelon

00:56:35.880 we're gonna be in leesburg florida

00:56:37.500 we're gonna be at the tropic theater

00:56:39.140 don't promise them watermelon dude

00:56:40.500 we can't promise them watermelon

00:56:41.660 i don't know if we should promise

00:56:42.620 i don't want the undesirables coming

00:56:44.800 oh there's there's yeah

00:56:45.960 there's some blacks out there

00:56:46.920 and they'll come if they smell it

00:56:47.900 it is it's gonna be a fun time

00:56:50.020 two nights uh

00:56:50.920 one night conspiracy

00:56:51.580 one night comedy

00:56:52.260 so go join there

00:56:53.380 and uh people of the patreon

00:56:55.120 for nephilim desqua

00:56:56.620 for any of our patreons

00:56:57.780 we'll get first crack at the tickets

00:56:59.120 hey dumbass when is it

00:57:00.000 june 20th i think

00:57:01.020 june 20th and the 21st

00:57:03.520 that's gonna be a friday

00:57:04.420 and a saturday

00:57:05.400 so

00:57:05.760 yeah i think you're gonna want to be there both nights

00:57:08.140 it's gonna be a fucking fun time

00:57:09.560 after the shows

00:57:10.520 we're gonna be hanging out

00:57:11.300 if you guys want to hang out

00:57:12.480 whoever wants to come

00:57:13.040 we're gonna go to the restaurants

00:57:13.840 gonna go to the ice cream bars

00:57:14.880 whatever the fuck

00:57:15.360 last time

00:57:15.820 last time we weren't really able to do that

00:57:17.700 so this time we're gonna try

00:57:19.020 and make that happen

00:57:19.800 because i know like

00:57:20.660 a lot of you guys

00:57:21.540 go ahead

00:57:22.360 we're not gonna try

00:57:23.500 we know the owners of these places

00:57:25.660 so we're gonna actually like shut down

00:57:27.520 well as much as we can

00:57:29.120 one or two of them

00:57:30.100 see if we can get like

00:57:31.180 i don't know

00:57:31.840 karaoke in one

00:57:32.740 or whatever the fuck

00:57:33.500 yeah we own the town

00:57:34.660 that sounds really fun

00:57:35.420 yeah no

00:57:35.920 just what i'm saying is like

00:57:37.200 last time we didn't kick it with the fans

00:57:39.200 and i know a lot of people

00:57:40.080 fucking like

00:57:40.700 flew out from all over the country

00:57:42.320 to come and watch the show

00:57:43.980 the same guys last time

00:57:44.520 we did a little bit

00:57:45.420 right

00:57:45.600 we were at

00:57:45.980 whatever that restaurant

00:57:47.120 well yeah

00:57:47.760 but that was very brief

00:57:48.660 i'm just saying

00:57:49.200 like this time

00:57:49.860 we're gonna make sure it happens

00:57:50.680 so

00:57:50.920 yeah we went to the restaurant

00:57:51.840 and then

00:57:52.660 some people left

00:57:53.680 because they were

00:57:54.460 assholes

00:57:55.260 yeah

00:57:55.840 because the server

00:57:56.520 was a fucking piece of shit

00:57:57.660 oh yeah

00:57:58.320 the server was terrible

00:57:59.540 and the other day

00:58:01.060 or maybe it was earlier

00:58:01.740 that same day

00:58:02.320 we were basically just like

00:58:03.180 fuck the fans

00:58:03.880 we're gonna go shooting

00:58:04.740 with the lectern guy

00:58:06.240 oh yeah

00:58:06.520 that was fun though

00:58:07.300 this is gonna be much different

00:58:08.780 this is like a

00:58:09.880 it's the craziest thing

00:58:11.280 it's small town Florida

00:58:12.760 and there are

00:58:14.280 three or four blocks

00:58:15.360 of things to do

00:58:16.900 and it's a literal

00:58:17.600 it's just literally

00:58:18.400 like a small city

00:58:19.280 with a theater in it

00:58:21.020 we're trying to take over

00:58:21.920 like a four block radius

00:58:23.120 yeah

00:58:23.560 we're taking over

00:58:24.280 the car rental place there too

00:58:25.740 so that Mark Random

00:58:26.620 doesn't rent one

00:58:27.380 there's gonna be like

00:58:28.360 200 of you

00:58:29.000 in this small town

00:58:30.980 in a three block radius

00:58:32.160 it's gonna be

00:58:32.780 very

00:58:33.420 very fun

00:58:34.720 you can prevent

00:58:35.700 Mark Random

00:58:36.160 from renting a car

00:58:36.860 by just not renting it

00:58:37.940 for him

00:58:38.480 that's right

00:58:39.440 but all right

00:58:40.140 we're gonna get the fuck

00:58:40.840 out of here

00:58:41.300 so join the Patreon

00:58:42.640 go to the fucking link

00:58:44.160 and we'll see you guys later

00:58:45.280 bye bye

00:58:45.940 right

00:58:47.700 kicking him out

00:58:48.440 poor guy

00:58:50.760 poor motherfucker

00:58:52.120 right here

00:58:52.680 you can go find it

00:58:53.600 you can watch it

00:58:54.260 just scroll backwards

00:58:55.760 it's not like

00:58:56.640 it's literally

00:58:57.560 yeah it's on YouTube

00:58:58.460 poor dude

00:58:59.160 it's totally fucked

00:58:59.940 just go backwards

00:59:00.880 it won't be on YouTube

00:59:02.340 for long though

00:59:03.540 so now we're gonna

00:59:04.380 are we

00:59:04.880 we're talking about

00:59:06.080 Top's beef

00:59:06.500 just briefly

00:59:07.640 just briefly

00:59:08.280 cause here's my point

00:59:09.560 it was funny

00:59:10.220 I don't have a problem

00:59:11.140 with Top fucking

00:59:12.080 I don't go take a piss

00:59:13.260 real quick

00:59:13.620 I don't really have a problem

00:59:14.840 with Top lighting

00:59:15.260 people on fire

00:59:15.860 I've grown

00:59:17.180 I've grown accustomed to it

00:59:21.680 I've grown accustomed to Top

00:59:23.320 just constantly picking fights

00:59:24.600 with people that I consider friends

00:59:25.720 but

00:59:26.360 here's the thing

00:59:27.700 he's going about it

00:59:29.240 in such a malicious fashion

00:59:30.900 he's actually taking shit

00:59:32.100 out of context

00:59:32.640 he's basically acting

00:59:34.180 as like a

00:59:34.860 a bad journalist

00:59:35.900 against

00:59:36.480 what

00:59:37.660 should be

00:59:38.680 not friends per se

00:59:40.260 but at least like

00:59:41.120 kind of on our side

00:59:43.140 and he's just like

00:59:44.100 nope

00:59:44.600 I'm gonna give you

00:59:45.440 not the benefit of the doubt

00:59:46.520 I'm gonna tear you down

00:59:47.400 and I'm gonna do so publicly

00:59:48.600 as aggressively as possible

00:59:49.580 regardless of the facts

00:59:50.460 on hand

00:59:51.140 why

00:59:52.180 whose side are you on Top

00:59:53.680 Top is right

00:59:54.380 I'm on his side

00:59:55.300 well yeah I know

00:59:56.400 whose side am I on

00:59:57.340 Tim but whatever

00:59:58.700 I hate Israel

00:59:59.720 hold on one second

01:00:01.140 I'm gonna give

01:00:01.680 I'm gonna give fucking

01:00:02.460 Josie the link

01:00:03.180 cause I feel bad

01:00:04.000 I like when Josie's in here

01:00:05.800 so she can

01:00:06.780 Jews

01:00:07.300 Jews

01:00:07.600 Jews

01:00:07.860 hates

01:00:08.200 so let me give the backstory

01:00:11.840 cause a lot of people

01:00:12.640 don't know

01:00:13.080 I'm sure

01:00:13.520 cause they don't pay

01:00:14.260 attention to this shit

01:00:14.900 last night

01:00:15.940 Tim Poole announces

01:00:17.480 that he's going to

01:00:18.300 go have a meeting

01:00:19.300 with Benjamin Netanyahu

01:00:21.020 crazy

01:00:21.860 which is an insane thing

01:00:23.900 to even say

01:00:24.680 but it did happen

01:00:25.580 turns out that

01:00:27.320 they're doing it

01:00:27.820 under Chattanooga's rules

01:00:28.940 which means that

01:00:29.760 it's

01:00:30.180 I am actually gay guys

01:00:31.620 hey

01:00:32.380 you got it

01:00:33.120 which means

01:00:33.740 I am actually gay guys

01:00:35.140 you have to

01:00:35.660 you have to

01:00:36.120 you have to actually

01:00:36.880 spell my name right

01:00:37.740 for it to be me

01:00:38.300 let's take it

01:00:38.780 let's take it from

01:00:39.540 day one Clint

01:00:41.020 okay

01:00:41.540 it all started

01:00:42.980 when I was a boy

01:00:43.860 it all started

01:00:44.860 with a Jew boy

01:00:46.060 that I actually

01:00:46.840 kind of like

01:00:47.580 I was born in the darkness

01:00:49.140 his name was

01:00:50.340 David Boresmith

01:00:51.080 he went on my friend

01:00:52.460 Joe Rogan's podcast

01:00:53.360 listen

01:00:53.920 okay

01:00:54.480 your boy

01:00:55.660 whoever this guy is

01:00:56.980 the fucking elf looking dude

01:00:58.080 took his video

01:00:59.540 out of context

01:01:00.520 and then posted it

01:01:02.840 in an inflammatory manner

01:01:04.760 to back Israel

01:01:06.540 and it was perplexing me

01:01:08.120 at the time

01:01:08.460 who's the elf

01:01:09.800 Clint's best friend

01:01:10.560 Philibonte

01:01:11.100 Philibonte

01:01:12.220 what were we calling

01:01:13.760 the Labonte

01:01:14.380 that's the space

01:01:15.040 between your

01:01:15.640 the keef

01:01:16.340 oh yeah

01:01:17.020 he's now the Labonte

01:01:18.000 you dot the Labonte

01:01:19.880 you dot the Labonte

01:01:21.020 here's actually

01:01:21.860 the exchange

01:01:22.720 and I don't remember

01:01:23.320 what Phil said

01:01:23.940 but it was dumb

01:01:24.600 and Dave said

01:01:25.280 wow that's disingenuous

01:01:26.480 Dave said

01:01:27.480 you misinterpreted

01:01:28.940 my entire clip

01:01:29.780 intentionally

01:01:30.440 and they know each other

01:01:32.200 so I said

01:01:32.960 you've sat across

01:01:33.620 from Phil

01:01:34.080 how many times

01:01:34.720 and you still haven't

01:01:35.420 noticed how useless

01:01:36.380 of a thinker he is

01:01:37.420 this was not vicious

01:01:38.260 this was truthful

01:01:39.500 nobody

01:01:40.700 well worded though

01:01:41.520 good

01:01:41.740 a potent

01:01:42.560 yeah

01:01:43.040 useless

01:01:44.320 I love that

01:01:45.140 Topper retweets

01:01:46.580 his own dig

01:01:47.320 on Phil

01:01:48.200 hell yeah

01:01:48.920 no this is

01:01:49.360 this is

01:01:49.720 that's Tyler

01:01:50.440 I did retweet this

01:01:53.380 but I did

01:01:53.960 but I also did that

01:01:55.540 you know why Clint

01:01:56.960 because fuck you

01:01:57.860 that's why Phil

01:01:58.680 no I know

01:01:59.180 I know that's your policy

01:01:59.900 I retweeted it because

01:02:00.000 I wanted to spike you

01:02:01.800 and then I spiked him

01:02:03.040 this is Top screenshot

01:02:03.320 this isn't me

01:02:04.680 oh okay whatever

01:02:05.420 thanks all

01:02:06.840 fucking Jew lawyer

01:02:08.700 why do I keep you around

01:02:09.780 and bookmarked it too

01:02:11.240 he goes

01:02:12.620 no no

01:02:14.120 I didn't do that

01:02:14.960 it was Tyler's

01:02:15.680 okay I did do that

01:02:16.680 okay it wasn't Tyler's

01:02:17.720 yeah I remember

01:02:18.180 rubbing my feet on

01:02:19.000 Charlie Murphy's couch

01:02:19.960 this is what I'm talking about

01:02:22.420 this just this

01:02:23.040 this level of dishonesty

01:02:24.360 like I understand

01:02:25.820 you don't like these people

01:02:26.640 but can't you just like

01:02:27.600 dunk on them for the things

01:02:28.500 that they're actually doing

01:02:29.260 you know

01:02:29.760 I did

01:02:30.320 he is

01:02:30.680 right here see

01:02:31.480 I know but you

01:02:32.680 but alright

01:02:33.180 but this

01:02:33.560 here's my point

01:02:34.260 you then

01:02:35.020 you then post

01:02:35.780 you quote tweet it

01:02:36.920 you quote tweet Temple

01:02:37.820 and you say

01:02:38.280 you literally met with

01:02:39.680 the prime minister

01:02:40.840 of Israel in secret

01:02:42.480 it wasn't in secret

01:02:44.160 he publicized it

01:02:45.420 it was supposed to be

01:02:46.840 in secret though

01:02:47.560 yeah

01:02:48.360 no he

01:02:48.880 no he published it

01:02:49.980 before he even went

01:02:51.160 alright

01:02:51.400 read this for me

01:02:52.560 because I'm guessing

01:02:54.560 that like we're gonna

01:02:55.300 play this game of semantics

01:02:56.560 now Clint

01:02:57.060 thanks a lot

01:02:57.660 it's not semantics

01:02:58.860 today

01:02:59.280 very Jewish

01:03:00.340 very Jewish

01:03:01.980 very Jewish Clint

01:03:02.980 it's fine

01:03:03.580 here we go

01:03:04.220 what are the

01:03:05.340 Chatham House

01:03:06.580 guidelines

01:03:07.180 alright let's read

01:03:08.380 the blue part

01:03:08.960 participants are free

01:03:10.080 to use the information

01:03:10.980 received but neither

01:03:11.940 the identity nor the

01:03:12.960 affiliation of the speakers

01:03:14.120 nor that of any other

01:03:15.660 participant may be revealed

01:03:17.020 that means secret

01:03:18.860 that does not mean secret

01:03:20.700 that sounds a lot like

01:03:21.660 secret

01:03:22.080 it does not mean secret

01:03:23.220 it does not mean secret

01:03:23.240 it means you

01:03:23.580 all those in favor of

01:03:25.900 secret say aye

01:03:26.860 aye

01:03:27.620 it means you're allowed

01:03:28.380 to talk about the meaning

01:03:29.220 you're allowed to talk about

01:03:30.000 oh sorry

01:03:30.760 is it a secret

01:03:31.800 I guess

01:03:33.520 I think there's

01:03:35.000 it's like a weird

01:03:35.880 in between

01:03:36.800 it's a Jewish way

01:03:38.180 of describing secret

01:03:39.200 it's quasi secret

01:03:40.740 but you're able to

01:03:41.800 describe the meaning

01:03:42.460 you're able to

01:03:42.960 describe what was

01:03:43.700 talked about

01:03:44.140 you're just not

01:03:44.580 supposed to say

01:03:45.100 who said what

01:03:46.020 nigga you're a podcaster

01:03:47.580 who lives your entire

01:03:48.840 life in front of a camera

01:03:49.900 and then you

01:03:50.800 for one day

01:03:51.500 just leave your show

01:03:52.560 and meet with the

01:03:53.500 prime minister of Israel

01:03:54.720 to talk in secret

01:03:56.300 it's why

01:03:57.200 about anti-semitism

01:03:58.360 about anti-semitism

01:03:59.540 when I've had my

01:04:00.660 when I've had my

01:04:01.300 suspicions since

01:04:02.060 at least 2022

01:04:03.240 when I was on your show

01:04:04.560 that you were

01:04:05.340 fucking bought by Israel

01:04:06.220 he does look a lot

01:04:07.100 like a big yarmulke

01:04:08.040 so

01:04:08.320 this is

01:04:09.420 this is

01:04:09.860 you mean a yarmulke

01:04:11.380 yeah

01:04:11.740 a yarmulke

01:04:12.200 yeah that's actually

01:04:12.820 how to spell it

01:04:13.400 it's Japanese

01:04:14.200 it's more Jewish trickery

01:04:15.720 people think it's

01:04:16.760 yarmulke

01:04:17.140 I still can't believe

01:04:18.620 that's how yarmulke

01:04:19.520 is spelled

01:04:19.860 yarmulke

01:04:20.480 oh yeah

01:04:21.040 it's insane to me

01:04:22.760 everything they do

01:04:23.840 is backwards

01:04:23.860 once again the Jews

01:04:24.540 making shit up

01:04:25.520 yeah

01:04:25.980 Clint

01:04:26.940 this is not

01:04:27.640 this is not

01:04:28.300 like for me

01:04:29.780 I've been like

01:04:30.540 spinning the entire day

01:04:31.740 because I'm like

01:04:32.180 I've been accusing

01:04:32.900 I think it's weird

01:04:34.280 I do

01:04:35.080 I think it's weird

01:04:36.180 you think it's weird

01:04:37.060 well Phil actually came

01:04:38.380 my thing is like

01:04:39.520 who else was there

01:04:40.240 because he said

01:04:40.940 there was other

01:04:41.620 and I guess

01:04:42.120 they've made it

01:04:43.020 yeah but it's a secret

01:04:43.880 who else is there

01:04:44.680 no no no

01:04:45.320 but he said

01:04:46.000 everybody else there

01:04:47.280 seemed like

01:04:48.460 they didn't understand

01:04:49.140 what Chatham House meant

01:04:50.160 and they were

01:04:51.160 they had their phones out

01:04:52.200 and was just like

01:04:52.700 I thought it was a publisher

01:04:53.540 to be honest

01:04:54.140 who else was there

01:04:55.200 like

01:04:55.480 yeah I thought it was

01:04:57.780 a book publisher

01:04:58.660 well I mean

01:05:00.000 this is not really

01:05:01.220 that crazy

01:05:01.800 for I think

01:05:02.820 for Top to be

01:05:03.540 saying these things

01:05:04.360 I think Labonte deserved it

01:05:05.820 he's a faggot

01:05:06.400 and then Tim

01:05:07.060 did meet with

01:05:08.360 fucking Benjamin Netanyahu

01:05:09.500 after all this

01:05:10.360 it is weird

01:05:11.680 when he threatened me

01:05:12.640 when he threatened me

01:05:13.440 and he was like

01:05:13.960 he was like

01:05:14.640 yo you're just

01:05:15.120 fucking too retarded

01:05:16.020 to stop Top Lobster

01:05:17.440 okay

01:05:18.000 don't you know

01:05:18.660 that this will affect

01:05:19.460 your connections

01:05:20.120 in the media

01:05:20.820 and I'm like

01:05:21.440 connections in the media

01:05:22.640 and here's your

01:05:23.480 fucking connection

01:05:23.940 don't you know

01:05:24.440 the Jews control everything

01:05:26.000 it's wild

01:05:27.260 it's like

01:05:27.680 he's been telling you

01:05:29.280 he's been telling us

01:05:31.360 outright

01:05:31.760 and now we're like

01:05:32.720 I'm looking at it

01:05:33.520 and I'm like

01:05:33.820 damn I can't even

01:05:34.960 accuse him anymore

01:05:35.760 because he's

01:05:36.580 fucking admitted it

01:05:37.380 it's crazy

01:05:38.140 yeah

01:05:39.040 this is crazy

01:05:39.500 I think it was

01:05:41.200 ill-advised

01:05:42.180 I do think

01:05:42.960 it was also

01:05:43.520 Tyler had a

01:05:44.860 thank you David Corbo

01:05:45.360 Tyler had a good point

01:05:47.460 is that he

01:05:48.260 he freaked out

01:05:49.580 whenever someone

01:05:50.760 like accused him

01:05:51.600 of taking Russian money

01:05:52.540 oh yeah

01:05:53.480 and then like

01:05:53.960 but like this

01:05:54.780 like this is like

01:05:55.740 nope we're gonna go

01:05:56.400 meet with the prime minister

01:05:57.760 and then

01:05:58.980 and then today

01:05:59.980 midday

01:06:00.580 Temple post

01:06:02.080 Israel derangement syndrome

01:06:03.380 no explanation

01:06:04.040 obviously it's

01:06:05.200 it's because of the backlash

01:06:06.220 that he received

01:06:06.780 from meeting with Netanyahu

01:06:07.680 but I just want to point this out

01:06:08.800 if

01:06:09.580 like it is strange

01:06:11.300 all right

01:06:12.940 so this is

01:06:13.540 this was my only beef with it

01:06:15.220 he literally met in secret

01:06:16.460 he announced it beforehand

01:06:17.740 that's so it can't be in secret

01:06:18.960 no he announced it after

01:06:19.860 he announced it beforehand

01:06:22.020 he said

01:06:22.440 I'm not gonna be on

01:06:23.440 Tim KS IRL tonight

01:06:24.260 because I'm going to a meeting

01:06:25.240 with prime minister Netanyahu

01:06:26.840 I thought he said

01:06:27.440 I was just going to Israel

01:06:28.020 find the post if you want

01:06:29.440 I thought that was a joke

01:06:30.380 so I'm gonna say

01:06:31.220 he announced it after

01:06:31.920 honestly I did read that

01:06:33.700 and I was like

01:06:34.060 oh this

01:06:34.380 I was like Tim self-aware

01:06:35.580 that's funny

01:06:36.120 and then he actually did it

01:06:37.580 I'm like fuck this nigga man

01:06:38.840 so anyways

01:06:41.640 to be fair

01:06:42.480 to be fair

01:06:43.100 good on him for fucking

01:06:45.080 getting the Jew money

01:06:46.180 not gonna lie

01:06:47.080 Jew money

01:06:47.660 it still spins baby

01:06:49.920 this is the point

01:06:50.880 this is the point

01:06:52.380 that I make at the tail end

01:06:53.280 of Liberty Lockdown

01:06:54.400 comes out at noon tomorrow

01:06:55.160 I basically say

01:06:56.600 whether or not

01:06:57.800 whether or not

01:06:58.520 he's actually fucking like

01:06:59.560 getting put on the payroll

01:07:00.720 of fucking Mossad

01:07:01.400 it's not

01:07:02.580 it's not ideal

01:07:03.740 alright

01:07:04.400 so he said

01:07:05.580 just left a meeting

01:07:06.540 with prime minister

01:07:07.040 ok so sorry

01:07:07.700 it was right after

01:07:08.320 super duper secret

01:07:09.500 I think he said it

01:07:10.740 because

01:07:11.060 what did you say

01:07:12.100 because he said

01:07:13.240 everybody there

01:07:14.020 didn't realize

01:07:14.940 what Chatham House meant

01:07:15.800 and they were all

01:07:16.420 just doing it

01:07:17.120 so he got out

01:07:17.720 so you think

01:07:19.040 he was going there

01:07:19.860 to negotiate

01:07:20.860 basically getting on

01:07:22.560 their payroll

01:07:23.040 big Jewish money

01:07:23.860 you honestly believe that

01:07:25.440 he went there

01:07:25.920 to either take

01:07:27.700 because he already is

01:07:28.140 on the payroll

01:07:28.740 they probably said

01:07:30.140 it would be really nice

01:07:31.540 quarterly review

01:07:32.580 it would be really nice

01:07:34.000 if you podcasters

01:07:35.220 would say more nice things

01:07:36.580 about Israel

01:07:37.460 and this is what he did

01:07:38.600 and then he fucking came back

01:07:39.580 and he's going to say

01:07:40.080 more nice shit about Israel

01:07:41.100 so the benign

01:07:42.040 the benign explanation

01:07:42.740 is that

01:07:43.580 it's an influence campaign

01:07:44.820 Netanyahu says to himself

01:07:46.420 hey we're getting

01:07:47.340 a lot of guests

01:07:47.960 on Timcast IRL

01:07:49.180 that go hard in the paint

01:07:50.120 did he just post that

01:07:51.340 oh that's

01:07:52.200 oh that was

01:07:53.280 two days ago

01:07:54.180 that's gotta be fake

01:07:55.440 a couple days ago

01:07:56.160 no it's real

01:07:56.700 he really posted that

01:07:58.240 what the fuck

01:07:59.020 I think that's real

01:07:59.840 what are you arguing

01:08:01.360 against Clint

01:08:02.220 I'm not arguing anything

01:08:03.560 why are you even

01:08:04.780 talking to me like this

01:08:05.760 with these words Clint

01:08:06.980 this attitude

01:08:07.780 and this inflection

01:08:09.400 in your words

01:08:10.120 I want to understand

01:08:11.860 what exactly you think

01:08:13.020 what is the claim

01:08:14.100 that you're exactly making

01:08:14.860 that he's on their payroll

01:08:16.340 he's bought

01:08:17.160 okay

01:08:17.440 not bought

01:08:18.660 maybe not bought

01:08:19.280 I'm just

01:08:19.600 I want to ask

01:08:20.500 the American people

01:08:21.480 and the millions of people

01:08:22.480 that watch his show

01:08:23.460 why is this influential podcaster

01:08:26.620 meeting with

01:08:27.420 the prime minister

01:08:28.760 of a foreign country

01:08:30.140 that is hostile

01:08:31.040 to the United States

01:08:31.960 literally the point

01:08:32.780 that I was trying to get to

01:08:33.620 but I keep getting cut off

01:08:34.520 because you guys go

01:08:35.100 why are you talking to me

01:08:35.840 I say

01:08:36.380 I say at the end

01:08:37.280 I say at the end

01:08:38.700 of Liberty Lockdown

01:08:39.360 I say

01:08:39.680 yo

01:08:40.240 if he was meeting

01:08:41.360 with fucking Xi Jinping

01:08:42.420 or Vladimir Putin

01:08:43.460 after he was in the White House

01:08:45.000 everyone would be like

01:08:46.260 what the fuck are you doing

01:08:47.520 so where is the value here

01:08:49.520 on top of that

01:08:50.360 I think that would be less crazy actually

01:08:51.740 I don't

01:08:52.620 on top of that

01:08:53.260 on top of that

01:08:54.860 fucking Netanyahu

01:08:55.680 is facing

01:08:56.340 like crimes against humanity

01:08:58.420 charges in many different nations

01:08:59.980 I don't even know

01:09:00.840 how the fuck

01:09:01.200 this dude's able to travel

01:09:02.100 without getting arrested

01:09:02.880 so it's all

01:09:04.220 it's just a bad look

01:09:06.400 like I still believe

01:09:07.860 that Tim makes so much money

01:09:09.300 from doing what he's doing

01:09:10.200 that I have no idea

01:09:11.540 why he would actually

01:09:12.220 fucking sell out

01:09:12.940 so I don't understand

01:09:14.100 what the fucking

01:09:14.920 like what's the upside

01:09:16.320 for you Tim

01:09:16.940 you're gonna get

01:09:17.800 you're gonna get eviscerated

01:09:19.540 by the top lobsters

01:09:20.420 of the world

01:09:20.780 let me ask you something

01:09:21.620 real quick

01:09:21.980 when you sat across

01:09:22.800 from this pan-faced gook

01:09:23.840 you never looked at him

01:09:24.840 and wondered

01:09:25.320 how the fuck

01:09:26.280 did you get millions

01:09:27.600 of subscribers

01:09:28.520 to your network

01:09:29.800 when you have the personality

01:09:31.040 of a frying pan

01:09:31.980 for real

01:09:33.060 I'm just asking

01:09:34.480 you are an autistic

01:09:35.320 frying pan

01:09:36.140 that's not very nice

01:09:37.660 not very nice

01:09:38.640 Tim

01:09:38.920 but you've got a huge audience

01:09:40.660 you gotta ask why

01:09:41.560 I think top is becoming

01:09:42.780 Trump

01:09:43.200 not nice

01:09:44.540 not nice

01:09:45.760 pan-faced gook

01:09:47.200 not nice

01:09:47.860 honestly

01:09:49.140 the first thing I thought

01:09:50.220 when I saw that this morning

01:09:51.260 was fucking pan-faced gook

01:09:52.600 because I was like

01:09:53.440 this guy is gaslighting

01:09:54.740 he's gaslighting me now

01:09:56.120 and he's gaslighting everybody

01:09:57.220 you realize that right

01:09:58.320 specifically to top

01:09:59.720 Smith

01:10:00.360 I feel like this is at me

01:10:01.720 I love how top

01:10:03.420 always personalizes everything

01:10:04.620 it's great

01:10:05.000 he met Netanyahu

01:10:05.940 because of me

01:10:07.600 despite

01:10:08.200 me

01:10:09.500 do you think

01:10:11.040 top

01:10:11.500 do you think

01:10:11.940 your anti-semitic tweets

01:10:13.300 have made it to

01:10:14.600 Netanyahu

01:10:15.560 ever

01:10:16.140 he's gotten a memo

01:10:18.700 and it has your

01:10:19.540 stupid fucking face

01:10:21.320 on it

01:10:21.780 they've got a missile

01:10:22.440 with your house's

01:10:23.360 address written on it

01:10:24.640 yeah I know

01:10:25.240 they roll my name on it

01:10:26.240 they're like

01:10:26.460 top lobster

01:10:27.200 on one of their green missiles

01:10:28.400 the one with Elon

01:10:29.460 definitely made it

01:10:30.340 he definitely saw that

01:10:31.360 in some form or fashion

01:10:32.240 there's probably like

01:10:32.860 an ADL

01:10:33.580 in Israel

01:10:34.240 yeah the Mel Gibson

01:10:34.960 ADL is Israel dude

01:10:37.360 yeah

01:10:39.000 no I'm saying

01:10:40.000 like no there's an ADL

01:10:40.980 for America

01:10:41.540 that's

01:10:41.940 no I was just

01:10:43.820 they're still Israel

01:10:44.620 it's just is Israel

01:10:46.420 it's like

01:10:46.880 it's like the guy

01:10:47.400 all of them are just like

01:10:48.740 fucking

01:10:49.280 the guy that whispers

01:10:50.820 in George Bush's ear

01:10:52.080 you know

01:10:52.560 like when the

01:10:53.260 the towers fold

01:10:54.120 there's a guy

01:10:54.460 he's like

01:10:54.860 top lobster

01:10:55.740 just tweeted

01:10:56.360 another anti-semitic meme

01:10:58.100 we have another one BB

01:11:01.260 we know what top thinks

01:11:03.700 Clint

01:11:03.960 what the fuck

01:11:04.680 speculate a little bit

01:11:06.020 what is he doing

01:11:06.740 why is this happening

01:11:07.600 I'm telling you

01:11:08.280 this is

01:11:08.640 this is how I

01:11:09.420 I ended my show

01:11:10.320 I was like

01:11:10.640 I don't know

01:11:11.520 what the fucking

01:11:12.240 upside is for Tim

01:11:13.440 and it's all downside

01:11:15.020 and like

01:11:16.060 but

01:11:17.040 so

01:11:18.100 no

01:11:18.780 more connection

01:11:20.780 like

01:11:21.220 okay

01:11:21.880 but that's the point

01:11:22.960 I already made

01:11:23.480 it's like

01:11:23.840 he's

01:11:24.420 he's basically

01:11:25.160 he's

01:11:26.220 what it looks like to me

01:11:27.560 is that you're selling

01:11:28.100 your soul for access

01:11:28.940 that you fucking

01:11:29.900 you want access

01:11:30.880 to these high-powered

01:11:31.760 politicians

01:11:32.360 so their expectation

01:11:33.940 with giving you that access

01:11:35.240 he wants access

01:11:36.340 to their p-holes

01:11:37.200 based

01:11:37.820 no

01:11:38.220 their expectation

01:11:39.380 with giving you access

01:11:40.220 to the White House

01:11:40.960 to Netanyahu

01:11:42.200 etc etc

01:11:42.740 is that you're going

01:11:43.940 to give friendly coverage

01:11:45.160 that's the whole

01:11:46.300 fucking expectation

01:11:47.320 from these politicians

01:11:48.300 Netanyahu ain't sitting

01:11:49.480 down with you otherwise

01:11:50.200 that's the reason

01:11:51.260 he's doing this

01:11:51.960 he's either doing it

01:11:52.900 for that

01:11:53.260 or he's doing it

01:11:53.840 to sell you

01:11:55.240 on a fucking

01:11:55.780 bullshit narrative

01:11:56.720 that you'll go

01:11:57.260 and you'll propagate

01:11:57.840 for him

01:11:58.220 on your show

01:11:58.920 the next night

01:11:59.420 so there's no

01:12:00.760 fucking good reason

01:12:02.000 is basically what I'm saying

01:12:03.100 so I don't know

01:12:04.080 going after that J-hole man

01:12:06.140 I want to know

01:12:06.860 who else was there

01:12:08.300 like I understand

01:12:08.980 like it was the whole

01:12:09.700 like

01:12:09.940 but if everybody else

01:12:10.920 was also like

01:12:11.640 just kind of

01:12:12.260 well hey

01:12:12.840 we're here

01:12:13.120 Molly Hemingway

01:12:14.120 or something like that

01:12:14.900 because I want to see

01:12:15.600 because I want to be like

01:12:16.640 who else

01:12:17.900 who else was there

01:12:18.860 and then what are they

01:12:20.540 usually saying about Israel

01:12:21.800 because I want to see

01:12:22.560 like if

01:12:22.960 like obviously

01:12:23.920 I would think

01:12:24.840 it would be

01:12:25.280 most people

01:12:25.860 are just like

01:12:26.560 I mean

01:12:27.420 just sucking

01:12:27.940 Netanyahu's dick

01:12:28.920 it's just

01:12:29.440 it's just very

01:12:30.160 it's very important

01:12:30.960 that people recognize

01:12:31.620 that every influencer

01:12:33.400 that got one of those

01:12:34.240 Epstein binders

01:12:35.000 even Chaya

01:12:36.560 lives at TikTok

01:12:37.160 Broad was down

01:12:38.080 at the fucking

01:12:38.520 southern border

01:12:39.200 helping Christy Noem

01:12:40.760 with fucking

01:12:41.340 rounding up illegals

01:12:42.680 now you got

01:12:44.040 these other people

01:12:44.720 that are meeting

01:12:45.140 with Netanyahu

01:12:45.700 basically everyone

01:12:47.320 everyone there

01:12:48.320 everyone there

01:12:49.620 is like

01:12:50.140 ride or die

01:12:51.140 or I don't know

01:12:52.040 about everybody

01:12:52.480 but at least

01:12:53.980 at least five

01:12:55.560 of the six

01:12:56.100 I mean

01:12:56.520 everybody who's

01:12:57.120 holding a ride

01:12:57.700 or die

01:12:57.940 is real

01:12:58.280 so anyways

01:12:59.400 let me ask you

01:13:00.920 something Clint

01:13:01.400 does this

01:13:01.920 does this video

01:13:02.780 hit different

01:13:03.500 now

01:13:04.180 dude

01:13:04.720 I'm concerned

01:13:05.440 with having

01:13:05.960 American aircraft

01:13:06.960 carriers over there

01:13:07.820 like I keep

01:13:08.500 being told about

01:13:08.880 the USS Liberty

01:13:09.880 that's something

01:13:10.600 with the

01:13:11.160 the Israeli

01:13:11.820 government

01:13:12.260 no no no

01:13:15.320 no no

01:13:15.700 I literally

01:13:17.420 love that

01:13:17.900 Ian is also

01:13:18.560 too retarded

01:13:19.180 to stop

01:13:19.800 you should be

01:13:20.600 careful about

01:13:21.600 that

01:13:21.980 Ian is too

01:13:23.100 retarded to stop

01:13:23.880 it's so funny

01:13:24.680 that he's

01:13:24.980 allegedly

01:13:25.560 hearing about

01:13:26.100 this

01:13:26.540 you guys

01:13:28.080 you guys

01:13:28.520 remember

01:13:28.860 that I had

01:13:29.560 talked to him

01:13:30.040 about that

01:13:30.440 on Best Bulldog

01:13:31.100 show right

01:13:31.660 before this

01:13:32.100 happened

01:13:32.380 I had

01:13:33.200 I had planted

01:13:33.980 that fucking

01:13:34.480 Zed in Ian

01:13:35.080 Krobson

01:13:35.460 and created

01:13:35.820 this moment

01:13:36.320 why are you

01:13:37.700 why are you

01:13:38.060 attacking all

01:13:38.700 my friends

01:13:39.300 for Clint

01:13:39.860 in this

01:13:40.520 underhanded

01:13:41.060 manner

01:13:41.440 how dare you

01:13:42.480 let's finish

01:13:43.480 this because

01:13:43.780 this is great

01:13:44.260 oh and it's

01:13:45.020 funny that she's

01:13:45.620 on this episode

01:13:46.140 too with the

01:13:46.660 fucking Russian

01:13:47.140 of the American

01:13:48.100 government

01:13:48.580 so I'm

01:13:49.220 concerned like

01:13:49.620 false flag

01:13:50.180 operation like

01:13:50.820 a missile

01:13:51.140 comes out of

01:13:51.700 Gaza

01:13:52.020 and hits one

01:13:52.860 of our aircraft

01:13:53.280 carriers but it

01:13:53.780 was actually

01:13:54.200 Israeli missile

01:13:54.920 I don't want

01:13:55.740 we should get

01:13:56.500 out of there

01:13:56.920 it doesn't

01:13:57.540 let me stop

01:13:58.560 you there

01:13:58.840 it doesn't

01:13:59.680 matter where

01:13:59.940 the missile

01:14:00.160 comes from

01:14:01.920 that is a

01:14:14.720 weird one

01:14:15.180 now

01:14:15.460 no that

01:14:16.000 that last

01:14:16.560 that last

01:14:17.160 part is an

01:14:17.800 edit

01:14:18.220 yeah

01:14:18.700 it is

01:14:19.100 because he

01:14:19.740 does he

01:14:20.040 does explain

01:14:20.560 what he

01:14:20.820 what he means

01:14:21.340 by that

01:14:21.620 but it's not

01:14:22.040 great explanation

01:14:22.720 yeah it's

01:14:24.300 it's not a

01:14:24.680 great explanation

01:14:25.220 though and it

01:14:25.880 is a fucking

01:14:26.440 weird thing to

01:14:26.980 say

01:14:27.160 let me let me

01:14:28.920 just be hold

01:14:29.620 on let me

01:14:29.960 just be very

01:14:30.320 fucking clear

01:14:30.760 Tim is trying

01:14:33.100 to how come

01:14:33.920 this how come

01:14:34.540 this let me ask

01:14:35.040 you I'm sorry

01:14:35.760 he's so you're

01:14:38.800 so eager to

01:14:39.580 listen I this is

01:14:40.660 what Tim is

01:14:41.260 actually saying

01:14:41.860 but when people

01:14:42.540 ask you about

01:14:43.140 top and they

01:14:44.100 go top said

01:14:44.600 this xyz he

01:14:46.080 said it's t-hole

01:14:47.060 all kinds and

01:14:47.740 you say top's

01:14:48.700 racist right

01:14:49.780 good question

01:14:50.600 yeah

01:14:50.940 and you're

01:14:51.760 right top's

01:14:52.480 racist and

01:14:53.400 he's also out

01:14:53.960 of his mind

01:14:54.440 can we just

01:14:55.280 attribute the

01:14:55.820 same things to

01:14:56.580 Tim

01:14:57.860 that's it

01:14:59.040 well no

01:14:59.400 because Tim's

01:15:00.840 probably not

01:15:01.500 racist and

01:15:02.060 not out of

01:15:02.400 his mind

01:15:02.720 no you go

01:15:03.380 home and

01:15:03.880 think about

01:15:04.460 it you

01:15:05.120 coward

01:15:05.720 I have to

01:15:06.780 I have to

01:15:07.400 think I have

01:15:07.880 to think about

01:15:08.500 I have to

01:15:09.360 think about

01:15:09.740 Tim's motivations

01:15:10.460 a little bit

01:15:10.900 more because I

01:15:11.520 understand yours

01:15:12.420 see that's the

01:15:13.000 difference so I

01:15:13.980 understand kind

01:15:15.020 of what you're

01:15:15.440 doing like I

01:15:16.160 understand it's

01:15:17.360 it's attraction

01:15:17.900 creator you don't

01:15:18.980 like these guys

01:15:19.620 you think they're

01:15:20.200 bought by Israel

01:15:20.780 so you're going

01:15:21.560 to fucking create

01:15:22.100 public havoc because

01:15:23.240 you want to destroy

01:15:23.920 them I did not

01:15:24.820 intend for this to

01:15:25.800 get so many likes

01:15:26.700 I thought but you

01:15:27.980 but you wanted to

01:15:28.800 well whenever you

01:15:30.400 tweet something I

01:15:31.140 mean you you

01:15:31.720 want it to get

01:15:32.460 like right yeah

01:15:33.520 yeah so I didn't

01:15:34.380 intend for this this

01:15:35.240 is 11,000 likes

01:15:36.220 who fucking knew

01:15:37.040 you know people

01:15:38.020 people seem to

01:15:38.820 agree with what

01:15:39.480 I've been saying

01:15:40.260 oh no I think

01:15:41.240 people do I think

01:15:42.840 most people do agree

01:15:43.960 like I think I

01:15:45.020 think it's more like

01:15:45.680 because of what

01:15:46.240 Clint was saying

01:15:46.760 it was just like

01:15:47.340 they're like why

01:15:47.880 would you do this

01:15:49.160 it's not my fault

01:15:50.020 it's not my fault

01:15:50.720 that this went

01:15:51.320 viral it wasn't

01:15:52.060 my fault that you

01:15:52.940 know like a lot of

01:15:53.720 people liked what I

01:15:54.480 said about Phil I

01:15:55.700 said it because it

01:15:57.100 was true and then

01:15:57.960 people agreed with

01:15:58.820 me that's it that's

01:16:00.000 what happened

01:16:00.400 yes I understand

01:16:01.200 but you didn't have

01:16:02.960 to accuse Tim

01:16:03.720 Poole of treason

01:16:04.840 which you also went

01:16:05.760 on to do

01:16:06.220 dude I said

01:16:07.180 fucking what are you

01:16:09.700 doing

01:16:09.960 you accused him of

01:16:12.060 treason

01:16:12.340 did you accuse him

01:16:13.600 of treason

01:16:14.200 what did you say

01:16:15.020 go ahead and pull

01:16:16.260 it up top

01:16:16.660 I said treason

01:16:17.620 hi treason

01:16:18.760 yeah but is he not

01:16:20.420 guilty of it

01:16:21.240 we don't know

01:16:22.740 I don't think so

01:16:23.800 I mean first off

01:16:24.920 we're not at war

01:16:25.640 with fucking Israel

01:16:26.700 so it can't be

01:16:27.400 treason

01:16:27.820 yeah you can

01:16:28.400 I would disagree

01:16:29.320 Israel is at war

01:16:30.020 with the US though

01:16:31.160 I would actually

01:16:32.000 disagree with you

01:16:32.780 Clint like this is

01:16:33.500 this is the way

01:16:34.120 I see it

01:16:34.660 the way the way

01:16:35.400 Israel treats

01:16:36.060 the United States

01:16:36.820 the way they

01:16:37.420 actually treat him

01:16:37.980 you can make

01:16:39.900 you can make

01:16:40.540 your argument

01:16:41.100 from your perspective

01:16:41.820 but there's no way

01:16:42.740 you're gonna get him

01:16:43.460 convicted of treason

01:16:44.180 in American court

01:16:44.840 I don't want him

01:16:45.680 convicted of treason

01:16:47.120 I'm saying

01:16:48.920 this is what I said

01:16:49.900 yeah go ahead

01:16:51.040 do you want me to

01:16:51.560 read it

01:16:51.780 you can read it

01:16:52.340 no no I want you to

01:16:53.180 oh I saw this

01:16:54.200 this is accusing him

01:16:55.440 of treason

01:16:56.040 a major influencer

01:16:57.480 in the United States

01:16:58.540 met with the leader

01:16:59.280 of an adversarial

01:17:00.420 foreign country

01:17:01.720 under the guise

01:17:03.480 of secrecy

01:17:04.420 there are words

01:17:06.220 I have for this

01:17:07.120 but they are not

01:17:07.760 legal on this platform

01:17:08.780 and the words were

01:17:09.580 faggot

01:17:10.180 pan-faced gook

01:17:11.300 oh it wasn't treason

01:17:12.280 I assumed it was treason

01:17:13.640 my bad

01:17:13.940 treason's legal to say

01:17:15.000 somebody accused him

01:17:16.180 of treason in the comments

01:17:17.820 that's my fault

01:17:18.380 that's my fault

01:17:18.920 I misread it

01:17:19.500 I thought you were

01:17:20.460 implying that it was treason

01:17:21.560 everyone at Top Street

01:17:22.660 is retweeted by a shot

01:17:24.240 by a tin rifle

01:17:25.240 I'm a libertarian

01:17:26.320 I'm not gonna

01:17:27.100 I'm not gonna use this state

01:17:28.520 to get this guy

01:17:29.100 the death toll

01:17:29.400 now you're a libertarian

01:17:30.580 you fucking psycho

01:17:31.700 I'm just

01:17:32.240 when it behooves me

01:17:35.440 when it behooves me

01:17:37.040 I am when it suits me

01:17:38.520 but what I was saying

01:17:39.860 is that like

01:17:40.440 yo this is despicable

01:17:41.560 I don't like what you did here

01:17:43.060 that was a very shady move

01:17:44.340 I don't like it

01:17:45.080 and I'm

01:17:45.480 I think there should be a law

01:17:46.880 yeah of course

01:17:48.860 but I'm a libertarian

01:17:50.640 but I think there should be a law

01:17:51.480 I don't know how to

01:17:53.560 I don't know how to evaluate it

01:17:54.680 because like

01:17:55.000 if I was

01:17:55.740 so Tim fancies himself

01:17:57.100 a journalist right

01:17:57.860 like he thinks of himself

01:17:58.960 even though he's like

01:17:59.700 obviously a political commentator

01:18:01.460 that has major biases

01:18:03.260 he considers himself a journalist

01:18:05.060 he has Tim Kess news

01:18:06.040 he's got his

01:18:06.560 hold on

01:18:07.620 Tom pull up your thing right now

01:18:09.020 I don't see what you're looking at

01:18:10.120 Tom hold on

01:18:10.880 I can see it

01:18:11.700 I see

01:18:12.220 look at this

01:18:14.520 I'm not taking a wheelchair

01:18:16.080 let's get back to towels

01:18:17.520 in baby

01:18:17.960 Hop has already moved the fuck on

01:18:19.560 I saw Tom

01:18:20.480 scroll down

01:18:22.100 I saw a scroll

01:18:23.180 and he scrolled back up

01:18:24.960 I wanted to look

01:18:25.920 because I said

01:18:26.460 how about a wood

01:18:27.180 and then I said

01:18:27.720 I looked at the picture

01:18:28.580 but I couldn't see the feet

01:18:29.460 so I said

01:18:29.740 let me see if she's like

01:18:30.420 missing feet or something

01:18:31.420 but you can't tell

01:18:32.460 looks like she

01:18:33.040 she's just

01:18:33.440 she's just a hot girl

01:18:34.960 in a wheelchair

01:18:35.500 and I guess

01:18:36.160 she's definitely not disabled

01:18:37.740 she's probably not even crippled

01:18:38.760 she just found a wheelchair

01:18:40.340 it's likely just an OnlyFans ad

01:18:42.520 to be honest

01:18:43.060 but you know

01:18:43.780 whatever

01:18:44.060 it's very easy to trick

01:18:45.060 Sam Trudeau

01:18:45.480 dude Sam Trudeau

01:18:46.840 loves some hot bitches

01:18:48.660 what I love is how passionate

01:18:49.880 Top gets about something

01:18:50.960 he's like

01:18:51.240 can you fucking

01:18:51.780 and then he just moved

01:18:52.620 as quickly as he got passionate

01:18:54.060 is how quickly

01:18:54.700 I thought we were going to see

01:18:55.780 some shit like this

01:18:56.700 which is

01:18:57.160 is this Sam Trudeau

01:18:58.740 why are they purple

01:18:59.220 high and wood

01:19:00.880 yes

01:19:01.260 does Sam Trudeau have a pipe

01:19:05.400 oh those are fake legs dog

01:19:07.100 look at her legs

01:19:07.700 oh my mistake

01:19:08.900 oh no

01:19:09.120 she's fake all the way up

01:19:11.120 to the fucking

01:19:11.740 to the stump

01:19:12.660 she looks like she has

01:19:13.740 like a front

01:19:14.400 like butt

01:19:15.400 she's fake up to her

01:19:17.240 that looks like Courtney Neal

01:19:18.360 it looks just like her

01:19:19.720 you know what I'm talking about

01:19:21.480 I do

01:19:22.260 it looks like Courtney Neal's face

01:19:24.120 does it not

01:19:24.660 looks exactly like her

01:19:26.660 it would be annoying

01:19:27.540 to date some of these bitches

01:19:28.560 because Courtney knows

01:19:28.800 she couldn't run away from me

01:19:29.980 they always have like an excuse

01:19:31.480 like I can't pick it up

01:19:32.580 it was like fuck

01:19:33.320 it's a no-on bitch

01:19:34.280 let me make one more final point

01:19:35.780 and then we can fucking

01:19:36.460 stop talking about this shit

01:19:37.520 yeah

01:19:38.020 I still

01:19:38.520 I think

01:19:39.120 I think that there are

01:19:40.380 like

01:19:41.020 there are journalistic reasons

01:19:42.460 that I would like to meet

01:19:43.600 with Netanyahu

01:19:44.160 to be able to fucking

01:19:45.340 ask him about some things

01:19:46.780 you know

01:19:47.260 like I think it would be interesting

01:19:48.260 so

01:19:48.900 well no

01:19:50.820 all right

01:19:51.700 what is that

01:19:52.360 yeah I mean

01:19:54.140 shekels are interesting

01:19:55.080 Robin is right

01:19:55.780 do you think

01:19:56.400 question is

01:19:57.060 do you think that

01:19:57.820 Tim asked him

01:19:58.800 any of these

01:19:59.380 interesting questions

01:20:00.360 so according to Tim

01:20:01.740 on his own show

01:20:02.540 he said

01:20:03.020 the only question

01:20:03.760 he asked him

01:20:04.360 was

01:20:04.900 is there any truth

01:20:06.060 to the allegations

01:20:06.760 that Qatar

01:20:07.680 is funding

01:20:08.640 you know

01:20:09.760 anti-semitism

01:20:10.600 on the internet

01:20:11.900 on social media

01:20:12.720 we do not take money

01:20:13.800 from Qatar

01:20:14.480 and Netanyahu said

01:20:15.620 Netanyahu said

01:20:16.520 I don't know

01:20:17.900 so

01:20:19.100 like he said

01:20:20.220 I've seen the reports

01:20:21.200 but I don't know

01:20:22.060 I think they really hate us

01:20:23.700 Tim

01:20:23.940 so I'm like

01:20:24.800 I'm like

01:20:25.100 you

01:20:25.340 so hold on

01:20:27.040 hold on

01:20:27.320 so let me just

01:20:28.120 this kind of adds

01:20:29.300 credence to Top's argument

01:20:30.160 so he misses out

01:20:31.500 on doing his

01:20:32.840 his show

01:20:33.440 which he makes

01:20:34.040 probably 10 grand a night

01:20:35.360 or more doing

01:20:36.140 he skips that

01:20:37.500 to go ask a single question

01:20:39.160 of Netanyahu

01:20:39.720 and that's the question

01:20:40.800 and the answer is

01:20:41.640 I don't know

01:20:42.480 and I'm like

01:20:43.080 like

01:20:43.860 what

01:20:44.460 if you found out

01:20:45.840 that he was taking money

01:20:46.640 from Israel

01:20:47.080 would you call him

01:20:47.640 a fucking faggot

01:20:48.280 yes

01:20:49.640 cool

01:20:50.540 I'm going to call him

01:20:51.880 a faggot for that

01:20:52.600 I just think

01:20:53.380 I don't like that

01:20:54.200 people are following him

01:20:55.220 wait now you're good

01:20:57.400 with it

01:20:57.700 I thought that was a solid way

01:20:58.120 to end that segment

01:20:58.900 separate your emotions

01:20:59.860 yes

01:21:00.480 no it's very easy

01:21:02.920 if you're taking money

01:21:04.140 from fucking Israel

01:21:05.080 then you're a scumbag

01:21:06.660 good for you player

01:21:07.620 buy some more lights

01:21:08.440 for your background

01:21:09.060 but

01:21:09.660 if you're

01:21:10.520 if you're then convincing

01:21:11.560 your fucking fat

01:21:12.680 shit audience

01:21:13.620 I actually have a picture

01:21:14.780 of these guys

01:21:15.400 oh yeah

01:21:16.140 to then support Israel

01:21:17.860 shame on you

01:21:18.620 but if you're taking money

01:21:19.440 from them

01:21:19.780 good

01:21:20.000 like this is where

01:21:20.660 let me be clear too

01:21:22.000 I don't

01:21:22.820 I don't like fucking

01:21:23.720 the allegations

01:21:24.760 of the Russian money

01:21:25.580 this person doesn't even

01:21:27.520 have a leg

01:21:28.120 this person in the

01:21:29.240 in the pink

01:21:29.880 oh yeah

01:21:30.420 pregnant

01:21:30.860 probably pregnant

01:21:31.840 guy

01:21:32.260 no leg

01:21:32.960 by the way

01:21:33.820 it is way faggier

01:21:35.200 by the way

01:21:35.800 Clint

01:21:36.040 it is way faggier

01:21:37.000 just to shill for Israel

01:21:38.320 and not get paid

01:21:39.260 than shill for Israel

01:21:40.140 and get paid

01:21:40.980 by the way

01:21:41.400 well okay

01:21:42.120 okay fine

01:21:42.820 but like

01:21:43.220 I think it's a scum

01:21:44.200 scumbag thing

01:21:44.940 to do regardless

01:21:45.560 it was a day

01:21:47.980 and by the way

01:21:48.680 I was

01:21:49.060 I was there

01:21:49.600 at that event

01:21:50.100 and people asked me

01:21:51.060 for fucking photographs

01:21:52.000 and shit

01:21:52.280 so like

01:21:52.660 those dumpy

01:21:53.440 motherfuckers

01:21:53.840 are my fans too

01:21:54.720 what did it smell like

01:21:56.380 and no wonder

01:21:57.000 why they don't like

01:21:57.640 NDS

01:21:58.040 look at these people

01:21:58.760 they're not gonna be

01:21:59.380 at bro grove

01:21:59.960 listen

01:22:00.480 what did it smell like

01:22:02.240 people will be

01:22:02.520 at bro grove

01:22:03.280 that's right

01:22:03.740 yeah

01:22:04.060 what did it smell like

01:22:05.600 in that room Clint

01:22:06.340 it smelled fine

01:22:08.320 it smelled fine to him

01:22:12.140 because he felt superior

01:22:13.040 what the fuck was the weather

01:22:14.500 back to

01:22:14.800 dude it was frozen

01:22:16.920 it was terrible

01:22:17.720 why is this guy wearing shorts

01:22:18.980 that was when I was

01:22:20.520 that was when I was

01:22:21.120 on the campaign trail

01:22:21.900 with the vague

01:22:22.440 it's something about

01:22:23.320 fat white dudes

01:22:24.000 that wear shorts

01:22:24.620 in the winter

01:22:24.940 I think

01:22:25.340 I think that's the event

01:22:26.320 that's one of those dudes

01:22:27.380 yeah

01:22:27.840 that dude looks like

01:22:29.320 he ate Tim Pool

01:22:30.080 it does look like

01:22:31.560 a real thick Tim Pool

01:22:32.540 they're all

01:22:33.660 they're all so pasty

01:22:35.220 like they've never

01:22:36.000 seen the sun

01:22:36.520 not one of these niggas

01:22:37.540 is wearing Jordans

01:22:38.460 I bet you

01:22:39.780 no definitely not

01:22:40.360 you have a guy

01:22:40.840 wearing Tim's though

01:22:41.660 dude the snow

01:22:42.540 was like four feet high

01:22:43.660 you wouldn't want

01:22:44.280 to wear Jordans

01:22:45.640 not real niggas

01:22:46.760 wear Jordans

01:22:47.300 even in the pool bro

01:22:48.340 that's a good point

01:22:49.880 never take them off

01:22:50.560 you gotta stay

01:22:51.200 stay ready

01:22:51.800 whether there's a blizzard

01:22:52.680 or not homeboy

01:22:53.440 I got Jordans

01:22:54.780 and my big t-shirt on

01:22:56.320 and I'm going to bed

01:22:57.100 and that's it

01:22:57.820 that's right

01:22:58.460 I just

01:23:00.340 I would be

01:23:00.860 I would be

01:23:01.320 fucking

01:23:01.460 I would be

01:23:02.920 fucking shocked

01:23:03.620 if Tim's actually

01:23:04.300 taking money

01:23:04.740 from fucking Israel

01:23:05.400 if he is

01:23:06.200 that's so strange though

01:23:06.680 because nobody else

01:23:07.400 would be shocked

01:23:07.900 what would be

01:23:08.720 what would be your

01:23:09.780 if you order Jordans

01:23:10.920 to bed

01:23:11.380 top

01:23:12.280 which Jordans

01:23:13.300 would you wear

01:23:13.620 to bed

01:23:13.900 oh easy

01:23:14.800 the sevens bro

01:23:15.640 most comfortable

01:23:16.640 socks dog

01:23:18.240 look at this

01:23:19.940 I mean I get it

01:23:21.340 I get it

01:23:22.720 it's real nigga shit

01:23:23.600 you don't want

01:23:25.200 to take them off

01:23:25.740 do you buy

01:23:26.840 and sell

01:23:27.440 the Jordans

01:23:27.880 that you buy

01:23:28.300 from that

01:23:28.720 do you like

01:23:29.140 are you just

01:23:29.860 like flipping them

01:23:30.620 or are you just

01:23:31.160 buying them

01:23:31.440 and you're just

01:23:31.760 stacking your

01:23:32.300 closet right now

01:23:33.860 I'm just fucking

01:23:34.460 buying

01:23:34.700 I had

01:23:35.320 I literally

01:23:35.800 had one pair

01:23:36.680 of shoes

01:23:37.060 that I bought

01:23:37.660 three or four times

01:23:39.000 those Adidas shoes

01:23:40.200 every time you see me

01:23:41.240 yep

01:23:41.660 you look like

01:23:42.400 the type of nigga

01:23:42.800 that wears a size 10

01:23:43.640 9

01:23:44.900 close

01:23:45.680 9

01:23:45.940 yeah

01:23:46.240 whoa

01:23:46.760 yeah

01:23:47.420 whoa what

01:23:48.460 what the fuck

01:23:49.580 was that

01:23:49.800 have you been

01:23:50.140 wondering

01:23:50.580 what size is your

01:23:51.200 shoe

01:23:51.420 you have small feet

01:23:53.060 bro

01:23:53.360 you've had a

01:23:54.040 9.5

01:23:54.620 toad

01:23:55.260 yeah

01:23:56.340 yeah

01:23:57.240 he's like

01:23:57.540 yeah but I'm a little

01:23:58.660 man

01:23:59.000 and honestly

01:24:00.460 I bet you

01:24:00.920 those don't even

01:24:01.600 fit you

01:24:01.940 you probably

01:24:02.300 fucking crease

01:24:02.900 your shit up

01:24:03.440 man

01:24:03.620 fucking

01:24:04.080 whack ass

01:24:04.780 bitch

01:24:05.120 I could probably

01:24:05.780 fit in a 9

01:24:06.600 I wear a size 11

01:24:08.140 anybody can beat me

01:24:09.240 I wear a size 10

01:24:10.500 that's why my

01:24:12.020 9.5

01:24:12.680 yeah with your

01:24:13.340 no you don't

01:24:14.440 Cole

01:24:14.680 Cole wears like

01:24:15.580 a 7

01:24:16.360 it's very disrespectful

01:24:18.600 dude I feel like

01:24:19.360 Jose

01:24:19.600 I feel like Jose

01:24:20.360 wears like 4's

01:24:21.900 Cole's about to

01:24:23.720 show his stinky

01:24:24.540 ass shoes

01:24:25.100 yeah

01:24:25.500 these are my

01:24:26.420 lifting shoes

01:24:27.120 but they are

01:24:27.580 9.5

01:24:27.920 you know

01:24:28.120 I don't want

01:24:29.260 to smell that

01:24:29.980 I can smell it

01:24:31.220 lifting shoes

01:24:31.940 are always

01:24:32.400 4 sizes

01:24:33.000 bigger than

01:24:33.540 normal

01:24:34.020 did you remember

01:24:34.820 when we were

01:24:35.720 it was when we were

01:24:36.360 at TopSauce

01:24:36.960 right Cole's feet

01:24:37.760 like stunk up

01:24:38.760 the whole joint

01:24:39.300 fuck

01:24:40.260 that was bad

01:24:41.380 it's these

01:24:41.820 do you still have them

01:24:44.220 oh god

01:24:45.540 I got this

01:24:46.240 to fucking

01:24:47.000 why don't you

01:24:48.020 just get new shoes

01:24:48.800 I remember those

01:24:49.520 I'm getting new shoes

01:24:50.920 Friday actually

01:24:52.220 they don't smell that now

01:24:54.760 get some Jordans

01:24:55.880 I doubt it

01:24:56.820 get some Jordans

01:24:57.860 some Jordans

01:24:58.520 dude

01:24:58.860 you look like

01:25:00.420 the type of

01:25:00.800 motherfucker got

01:25:01.240 those five finger

01:25:02.040 shoes

01:25:02.400 I do

01:25:03.020 I do barefoot

01:25:03.860 shoes only

01:25:04.340 from now

01:25:04.780 basically

01:25:05.200 you have

01:25:05.740 Vibram's

01:25:06.220 five finger

01:25:06.660 shoes

01:25:06.940 I don't have

01:25:07.400 the five finger

01:25:07.900 shoes

01:25:08.080 or Vivos

01:25:09.000 you want

01:25:09.880 them though

01:25:10.200 hey Robin

01:25:11.140 I don't give a

01:25:11.820 fuck about the

01:25:12.440 size of your

01:25:12.880 fucking boyfriend's

01:25:13.780 dick

01:25:13.960 you freak

01:25:14.500 Robin

01:25:15.200 my wife's

01:25:16.860 boyfriend

01:25:17.140 wears a

01:25:17.880 really small

01:25:18.500 pussy

01:25:18.980 and my boyfriend

01:25:19.640 has a huge

01:25:20.420 dick

01:25:20.900 how big is

01:25:23.380 your boyfriend's

01:25:23.860 cock

01:25:24.180 yeah right

01:25:25.620 that's like

01:25:26.300 what you're

01:25:26.600 inferring

01:25:26.960 my boyfriend

01:25:27.500 wears a

01:25:27.940 twelve and a

01:25:28.440 half

01:25:28.720 and I

01:25:29.160 wear a

01:25:29.540 four and

01:25:29.940 a half

01:25:30.240 in bed

01:25:30.620 you know

01:25:31.280 what that

01:25:31.660 means

01:25:32.240 he stretches

01:25:35.420 my tiny little

01:25:36.180 baby pussy

01:25:36.720 out

01:25:36.960 all the time

01:25:37.560 it hurts so

01:25:39.560 good

01:25:39.940 it's like

01:25:40.560 I don't want

01:25:41.000 to know

01:25:41.240 about this

01:25:41.780 what are you

01:25:42.120 doing

01:25:42.260 I'm getting

01:25:42.420 ripped in half

01:25:43.020 by his

01:25:43.420 huge monster

01:25:44.040 cock

01:25:44.540 half of the

01:25:47.160 time I bleed

01:25:47.920 what's wrong

01:25:50.600 with you Robin

01:25:51.120 how dare you

01:25:51.880 fucking disgusting

01:25:52.700 you didn't need

01:25:53.340 to know that

01:25:53.780 shit

01:25:54.120 dude

01:25:54.440 my wife

01:25:55.620 so like

01:25:56.500 the

01:25:56.820 speaking of

01:25:57.800 stretched out

01:25:58.340 pussy

01:25:58.600 my wife

01:25:59.140 well so

01:26:00.600 she's pregnant

01:26:01.100 and then

01:26:01.520 the doctor

01:26:02.180 goes like

01:26:02.860 congratulations

01:26:03.380 yeah and so

01:26:04.660 she goes

01:26:04.920 the cervix

01:26:05.500 is in front

01:26:05.980 of like

01:26:06.300 the whatever

01:26:06.840 she goes

01:26:07.200 you can't

01:26:08.480 have sex

01:26:08.940 for four

01:26:09.360 weeks

01:26:09.560 until we

01:26:09.860 have the

01:26:10.040 ultrasound

01:26:10.280 like till

01:26:10.980 we have

01:26:11.160 her next

01:26:11.480 appointment

01:26:11.860 so four

01:26:12.420 weeks rolls

01:26:12.740 around

01:26:13.060 and she

01:26:13.620 goes like

01:26:14.100 the next

01:26:14.580 ultrasound

01:26:14.940 is at

01:26:15.200 20 weeks

01:26:15.660 so you

01:26:15.940 still

01:26:16.200 we still

01:26:16.600 don't know

01:26:17.060 so you

01:26:17.540 still can't

01:26:17.960 so it's

01:26:18.260 going to be

01:26:18.740 like

01:26:18.960 three months

01:26:19.960 this is

01:26:25.200 a perfect

01:26:25.540 this is

01:26:25.880 perfect timing

01:26:26.460 for you

01:26:26.760 because you're

01:26:27.160 in this

01:26:27.340 fucking

01:26:27.600 this lifting

01:26:28.360 I know

01:26:28.720 I've been

01:26:29.020 like

01:26:29.220 yeah

01:26:29.680 yeah

01:26:30.060 try to

01:26:31.340 get it

01:26:31.620 out

01:26:31.840 some way

01:26:32.500 the fuck

01:26:32.940 operation

01:26:33.600 dude I bet

01:26:33.960 you're going

01:26:34.220 hard as fuck

01:26:34.700 at the gym

01:26:35.040 right

01:26:35.440 I was just

01:26:39.140 telling my wife

01:26:39.700 today when I

01:26:40.180 got my

01:26:41.140 my nut

01:26:41.700 removed

01:26:41.980 for cancer

01:26:42.460 I was such

01:26:43.040 a bitch

01:26:43.340 about it

01:26:43.700 because the

01:26:44.080 urologist

01:26:45.180 is like

01:26:45.540 a big

01:26:45.820 Arabic

01:26:46.180 dude

01:26:46.540 he's like

01:26:47.200 okay

01:26:47.460 let's see

01:26:47.840 your nuts

01:26:48.680 I go

01:26:49.120 fucking

01:26:49.400 why are they

01:26:49.780 all Arabic

01:26:50.420 by the way

01:26:50.860 I don't know

01:26:51.300 dude

01:26:51.520 and he's

01:26:51.860 huge as shit

01:26:52.600 big dude

01:26:53.400 big hands

01:26:53.960 what's it

01:26:54.640 what's it feel

01:26:55.120 like when you

01:26:55.440 have cancer

01:26:55.800 and you're nuts

01:26:56.260 oh um

01:26:57.540 I just noticed

01:26:58.640 like over and

01:26:59.220 over again

01:26:59.540 when I was

01:26:59.840 washing my

01:27:00.360 balls

01:27:00.640 that something

01:27:01.140 just like

01:27:01.700 you know

01:27:01.900 your balls

01:27:02.320 real good

01:27:02.820 and when

01:27:03.340 there's

01:27:03.500 something

01:27:03.680 different

01:27:04.000 about them

01:27:04.380 I'm like

01:27:04.580 that's

01:27:04.860 fucking

01:27:05.080 not

01:27:05.340 the same

01:27:05.720 like

01:27:05.960 when I

01:27:06.200 notice

01:27:06.420 that skin

01:27:06.940 on my

01:27:07.200 penis

01:27:07.480 yeah

01:27:07.780 it's

01:27:07.880 the same

01:27:08.200 type

01:27:08.500 that's

01:27:08.860 a problem

01:27:09.520 yeah

01:27:09.780 and it

01:27:10.980 stayed there

01:27:11.520 for a long

01:27:12.080 time

01:27:12.480 and then I

01:27:13.160 it just kept

01:27:13.820 nagging me

01:27:14.360 like every

01:27:14.860 time I was

01:27:15.180 washing my

01:27:15.620 balls

01:27:15.860 describe it

01:27:16.880 what was it

01:27:17.400 I want to

01:27:17.700 know

01:27:17.800 it's like

01:27:18.260 just a tough

01:27:19.340 spot

01:27:19.740 like an extra

01:27:20.480 some extra

01:27:21.260 meat showed up

01:27:21.880 on that nut

01:27:22.420 was it big

01:27:23.260 small

01:27:23.880 no it felt

01:27:25.260 like maybe

01:27:25.640 the size

01:27:26.080 of like a

01:27:26.540 pea

01:27:26.800 but that

01:27:27.960 wasn't the

01:27:28.460 case

01:27:28.660 it was

01:27:28.860 actually

01:27:29.120 way

01:27:29.400 smaller

01:27:29.700 than that

01:27:30.000 so was

01:27:30.320 it like

01:27:30.560 having a

01:27:31.280 BB

01:27:31.500 in your

01:27:32.440 nut sack

01:27:32.880 kind of

01:27:33.500 but a BB

01:27:33.860 is like

01:27:34.200 a hard plastic

01:27:34.880 because I

01:27:36.320 want to be

01:27:36.600 able to check

01:27:36.960 myself

01:27:37.300 he's trying

01:27:38.400 to figure out

01:27:38.840 if he has

01:27:39.140 herpes or

01:27:39.620 not

01:27:39.820 was it

01:27:42.620 attached

01:27:43.200 was it

01:27:43.580 attached

01:27:43.900 to the

01:27:44.100 yeah

01:27:44.260 it was

01:27:44.760 attached

01:27:45.140 to

01:27:45.300 it was

01:27:45.460 a growth

01:27:45.740 okay

01:27:46.040 so it

01:27:46.280 wasn't

01:27:46.560 free

01:27:46.800 floating

01:27:47.080 no

01:27:47.660 and you

01:27:48.040 couldn't

01:27:48.340 you know

01:27:48.560 how you

01:27:48.780 can kind

01:27:49.060 of move

01:27:49.280 your nut

01:27:49.600 around

01:27:49.940 yeah

01:27:50.560 you couldn't

01:27:51.120 move this

01:27:51.600 around on

01:27:52.240 your nut

01:27:52.620 this shit

01:27:52.960 was tethered

01:27:53.640 to the nut

01:27:54.020 cool

01:27:54.540 who else is

01:27:56.120 grabbing their

01:27:56.500 nuts right now

01:27:57.600 I was about

01:27:58.800 to but like

01:27:59.760 I grab them

01:28:00.380 all the time

01:28:00.800 but like

01:28:01.180 I've had

01:28:01.540 things that I

01:28:02.160 thought were

01:28:02.540 cancer but

01:28:03.020 it's actually

01:28:03.400 like I'm

01:28:03.760 like oh

01:28:04.080 it like moves

01:28:04.860 around with

01:28:05.280 the skins

01:28:05.780 you know

01:28:06.080 it's like

01:28:06.320 an ingrown

01:28:12.620 do you think

01:28:13.040 that you know

01:28:13.520 how like

01:28:13.860 women with

01:28:14.400 huge cans

01:28:15.080 they or

01:28:15.800 they seem

01:28:16.440 to get

01:28:16.720 breast cancer

01:28:17.320 more often

01:28:17.740 do you think

01:28:18.400 because I have

01:28:18.960 huge nuts

01:28:19.440 I'm like

01:28:19.820 more likely

01:28:20.620 to get

01:28:20.940 nut cancer

01:28:21.480 yeah

01:28:21.820 because there's

01:28:22.180 more area

01:28:22.920 for it to happen

01:28:23.440 but I think

01:28:23.600 because you are

01:28:25.700 expelling them

01:28:26.800 so often

01:28:27.500 oh yeah

01:28:28.180 if you're

01:28:28.440 constantly

01:28:28.840 blowing loads

01:28:29.580 you're just

01:28:29.920 getting rid

01:28:30.280 of that cancer

01:28:30.580 I don't

01:28:30.880 I don't

01:28:31.200 think you

01:28:31.520 actually

01:28:31.780 launch your

01:28:32.360 testicles

01:28:32.780 out of your

01:28:33.180 dick

01:28:33.360 when you

01:28:33.580 come

01:28:33.760 no no

01:28:34.040 no

01:28:34.360 no

01:28:34.500 I don't

01:28:36.040 think

01:28:36.160 that's

01:28:36.340 how it

01:28:36.600 works

01:28:36.840 Cole

01:28:37.080 I think

01:28:38.280 this

01:28:38.460 play the

01:28:39.520 play the

01:28:39.840 more

01:28:40.040 you know

01:28:40.520 it's

01:28:44.300 actually

01:28:44.600 just

01:28:45.120 bowls out

01:28:50.580 your dick

01:28:50.940 you know

01:28:51.440 he tells me

01:28:53.600 right

01:28:53.800 man

01:28:54.260 just

01:28:54.520 nothing

01:28:54.960 the urologist

01:28:56.100 goes like

01:28:56.460 let me

01:28:56.760 let me

01:28:57.120 see your

01:28:57.380 balls

01:28:57.680 so I

01:28:58.360 let him

01:28:58.720 see my

01:28:58.980 balls

01:28:59.180 but I'm

01:28:59.460 being a

01:28:59.740 bitch

01:28:59.920 about it

01:29:00.280 and I'm

01:29:00.480 kind of

01:29:00.980 holding

01:29:01.440 my

01:29:01.720 dick

01:29:02.100 right

01:29:02.720 so I'm

01:29:03.380 trying to

01:29:03.680 be like

01:29:03.900 I don't

01:29:04.060 know

01:29:04.140 you didn't

01:29:04.400 ask to

01:29:04.680 see

01:29:04.780 the

01:29:04.940 dick

01:29:05.120 so

01:29:05.380 I'm

01:29:05.900 holding

01:29:06.160 the

01:29:06.380 dick

01:29:06.580 and I

01:29:06.860 show

01:29:07.260 and he

01:29:07.580 slapped

01:29:07.960 my

01:29:08.460 doctor

01:29:08.920 wanted

01:29:09.100 to

01:29:09.240 see

01:29:09.380 because

01:29:09.560 it's

01:29:09.680 award

01:29:10.160 winning

01:29:10.480 well

01:29:11.320 I mean

01:29:11.580 you know

01:29:11.960 I would

01:29:12.240 have liked

01:29:12.500 to have

01:29:12.780 at least

01:29:13.000 fluffed

01:29:13.580 or something

01:29:14.020 or tugged

01:29:14.760 on it

01:29:15.060 not

01:29:15.400 cancer is

01:29:16.020 most common

01:29:16.660 between the

01:29:17.200 ages of

01:29:17.580 15 to

01:29:18.160 35

01:29:18.740 yeah

01:29:19.140 I knew

01:29:19.420 a guy

01:29:19.700 I'm good

01:29:21.460 to go

01:29:21.820 I had a

01:29:22.380 co-worker

01:29:23.060 who had it

01:29:23.780 yeah

01:29:23.940 they like

01:29:24.380 stopped

01:29:24.700 checking

01:29:25.020 for it

01:29:25.320 once

01:29:25.460 you're

01:29:25.580 like

01:29:25.720 35

01:29:26.240 that's

01:29:27.220 super

01:29:27.520 weird

01:29:27.720 because

01:29:28.060 that's

01:29:28.280 awesome

01:29:28.440 I made

01:29:29.080 it

01:29:29.200 I feel

01:29:31.520 like

01:29:31.640 that's

01:29:31.820 opposite

01:29:32.120 of

01:29:32.360 regular

01:29:32.660 cancer

01:29:33.000 the

01:29:35.200 older

01:29:35.580 you get

01:29:36.120 the worst

01:29:36.680 it is

01:29:37.060 like

01:29:37.300 one of my

01:29:38.440 co-workers

01:29:38.800 at my

01:29:39.200 first

01:29:39.460 company

01:29:39.740 who was

01:29:40.040 one of

01:29:40.340 the two

01:29:40.600 that was

01:29:40.860 with me

01:29:41.220 when I

01:29:41.420 had that

01:29:41.780 stroke

01:29:42.660 seizure

01:29:43.120 thing

01:29:43.460 he was

01:29:43.760 there

01:29:44.160 which one

01:29:44.700 the grandma

01:29:45.100 he had

01:29:45.920 yeah

01:29:46.260 the grandma

01:29:46.960 the grandma

01:29:47.480 at the ER

01:29:50.440 this guy

01:29:52.120 yeah

01:29:53.640 I mean

01:29:54.220 his name

01:29:54.520 is Keith

01:29:54.940 whatever

01:29:55.200 he's a

01:29:55.760 badass

01:29:56.140 dude

01:29:56.440 he

01:29:56.700 he had

01:29:57.480 one ball

01:29:58.000 as well

01:29:58.340 because he

01:29:58.740 had

01:29:58.880 testicular

01:29:59.860 cancer

01:30:00.300 he beat

01:30:01.400 that

01:30:01.780 but I guess

01:30:02.280 he has

01:30:02.520 some

01:30:02.880 disorder

01:30:04.100 or something

01:30:04.500 that makes

01:30:04.860 him more

01:30:05.420 prone to

01:30:06.020 cancer

01:30:06.400 because

01:30:06.640 later on

01:30:07.280 he had

01:30:07.500 stomach

01:30:08.200 cancer

01:30:08.860 damn

01:30:09.620 and he

01:30:10.380 survived

01:30:10.880 that too

01:30:11.480 he had

01:30:11.680 like some

01:30:11.980 chunk

01:30:12.460 of his

01:30:12.740 stomach

01:30:13.060 that's

01:30:13.320 the worst

01:30:13.600 thing about

01:30:14.520 cancer

01:30:14.820 once it's

01:30:16.580 in your

01:30:17.000 body

01:30:17.220 you're like

01:30:17.480 yeah

01:30:17.720 I haven't

01:30:18.640 seen him

01:30:19.100 forever

01:30:19.560 but I knew

01:30:20.180 he was

01:30:20.420 in the

01:30:20.600 hospital

01:30:21.000 it's like

01:30:26.040 herpes

01:30:26.480 basically

01:30:26.900 if I was

01:30:27.260 Tim Poole

01:30:27.620 I would have

01:30:28.000 asked

01:30:28.220 Netanyahu

01:30:28.760 how do we

01:30:29.360 turn off

01:30:29.800 the cancer

01:30:30.380 that you

01:30:31.000 guys have

01:30:31.400 turned on

01:30:31.860 in this

01:30:32.160 country

01:30:32.520 what if

01:30:32.960 they just

01:30:33.340 did like

01:30:33.740 a fucking

01:30:34.080 formal

01:30:34.440 meeting

01:30:34.780 and they

01:30:35.200 split a

01:30:35.580 baby

01:30:35.840 and it

01:30:36.320 was

01:30:36.480 official

01:30:36.900 like he's

01:30:37.560 in the

01:30:38.480 club

01:30:38.780 now

01:30:39.320 one more

01:30:40.440 serious

01:30:41.000 point

01:30:41.200 about this

01:30:41.560 because it

01:30:41.820 really does

01:30:42.140 bother me

01:30:42.840 like as

01:30:43.760 a journalist

01:30:44.200 if I'm

01:30:44.880 going to

01:30:45.000 pretend

01:30:45.260 that I'm

01:30:45.540 a journalist

01:30:45.880 which I'm

01:30:46.240 not

01:30:46.400 I'm a

01:30:46.660 political

01:30:46.880 commentator

01:30:47.300 but if

01:30:47.560 I was

01:30:47.760 going to

01:30:47.900 pretend

01:30:48.100 that I'm

01:30:48.320 a journalist

01:30:48.600 I'm

01:30:49.200 going in

01:30:49.480 there

01:30:49.600 asking him

01:30:50.100 like hey

01:30:50.940 50,000

01:30:52.800 civilians

01:30:53.680 killed

01:30:54.040 and you

01:30:54.700 claim that

01:30:55.140 you know

01:30:55.360 like I

01:30:55.600 would be

01:30:55.860 fucking

01:30:56.100 really

01:30:56.400 serious

01:30:56.760 about this

01:30:57.180 and I

01:30:57.500 just

01:30:57.720 it drives

01:30:58.240 me crazy

01:30:58.720 that the

01:30:59.020 one question

01:30:59.640 that Tim

01:31:00.220 asked him

01:31:00.760 is

01:31:01.200 yeah fine

01:31:02.500 fucking

01:31:02.840 then kick

01:31:03.140 me out

01:31:03.400 who gives

01:31:03.660 a fuck

01:31:03.940 but my

01:31:04.460 point is

01:31:04.840 Tim

01:31:05.280 asked him

01:31:05.820 do you

01:31:06.620 think

01:31:06.980 that it's

01:31:07.400 true

01:31:07.680 that Qatar

01:31:08.360 is funding

01:31:09.080 the top

01:31:09.580 lobsters

01:31:10.020 on X

01:31:10.600 and it's

01:31:11.120 like what

01:31:11.720 the fuck

01:31:12.540 that's why

01:31:13.360 you would never

01:31:14.060 be invited

01:31:14.620 there and

01:31:17.560 he doesn't

01:31:17.920 ask those

01:31:18.420 questions

01:31:18.780 that's not

01:31:19.220 what he's

01:31:19.540 doing

01:31:19.900 but it's

01:31:20.620 just

01:31:20.760 it just

01:31:21.120 really

01:31:21.540 it bums

01:31:22.760 me out

01:31:23.160 I guess

01:31:23.560 in secrecy

01:31:24.420 he didn't

01:31:24.800 ask any

01:31:25.240 questions

01:31:25.640 this was

01:31:26.060 in secret

01:31:26.460 they just

01:31:26.840 went there

01:31:27.140 and they

01:31:27.360 fucked some

01:31:27.700 kids

01:31:28.400 that's it

01:31:28.800 there was

01:31:30.160 no fucking

01:31:31.180 terms or

01:31:31.780 conditions

01:31:32.160 they just

01:31:32.740 fucked some

01:31:33.160 kids

01:31:33.400 oh my god

01:31:38.220 oh shit

01:31:40.180 why would you

01:31:42.780 make that

01:31:43.800 into a statue

01:31:44.480 like a hole

01:31:45.140 a b-hole

01:31:46.080 it's like

01:31:46.960 Tim with

01:31:47.740 that in

01:31:47.980 yahoo

01:31:48.360 is that a

01:31:49.220 nephilim statue

01:31:50.040 what is this

01:31:50.680 it's the

01:31:51.500 n-hole

01:31:51.920 why did they

01:31:52.500 make that

01:31:52.820 the entrance

01:31:53.460 yeah the

01:31:55.600 entrance is

01:31:56.360 the n-hole

01:31:56.940 what's going

01:31:57.700 on there

01:31:58.460 by the way

01:32:01.840 this whole

01:32:02.180 podcast has

01:32:02.920 had this

01:32:03.500 anatomical

01:32:05.340 penis

01:32:05.720 right here

01:32:06.380 on my right

01:32:06.800 screen

01:32:07.100 this whole

01:32:07.440 time

01:32:07.740 it's never

01:32:08.340 changed

01:32:09.120 it's been

01:32:09.540 sitting here

01:32:09.940 since the

01:32:10.600 bring it up

01:32:11.400 this is actually

01:32:12.220 why you guys

01:32:12.760 should join

01:32:13.200 the patreon

01:32:14.140 because you get

01:32:14.640 a post show

01:32:15.500 and you get

01:32:16.020 the pre oh

01:32:16.400 you're in

01:32:16.740 the fucking

01:32:17.100 this is the

01:32:17.740 patreon but

01:32:18.300 whatever people

01:32:18.860 afterwards will

01:32:19.500 see it

01:32:19.920 uh yeah

01:32:21.000 future generation

01:32:22.000 future generations

01:32:23.660 in the future

01:32:24.100 by the way top

01:32:24.700 we still have to

01:32:25.560 get or i can do

01:32:26.460 it if you want

01:32:26.860 because i thought

01:32:27.420 this has been on

01:32:28.300 my screen

01:32:28.720 like right here

01:32:29.720 like right next

01:32:30.580 to me this whole

01:32:31.140 time it's just

01:32:31.660 this and so

01:32:32.320 every time i look

01:32:33.300 over see a penis

01:32:34.340 i'm just like

01:32:34.940 a bad looking

01:32:35.400 penis real small

01:32:36.660 no butt cheeks

01:32:37.380 either by the way

01:32:38.500 it doesn't it

01:32:39.600 doesn't get below

01:32:40.420 the balls

01:32:41.120 that's my

01:32:41.660 penis to ball

01:32:42.760 ratio is real

01:32:43.540 bad that is my

01:32:44.420 dick after i work

01:32:45.240 out just so you

01:32:46.080 know oh yeah

01:32:46.660 yeah that's a

01:32:47.140 different dick

01:32:47.680 workout dick is a

01:32:48.700 different dick

01:32:49.200 my dick my dick

01:32:50.260 like vanishes

01:32:50.820 by the way i simply

01:32:52.200 don't have

01:32:52.580 no blood in my

01:32:53.220 body do you see

01:32:53.820 this i think so

01:32:54.980 too yeah i can't

01:32:56.120 it's hard to zoom

01:32:56.640 in there's like it

01:32:58.220 goes here and it

01:32:58.960 looks like there's

01:32:59.400 like there's like

01:33:00.260 double the penis in

01:33:01.300 here like oh yeah

01:33:02.200 not usable penis

01:33:03.820 only usable penis

01:33:04.880 counts

01:33:05.300 imagine being

01:33:07.660 imagine being like

01:33:08.740 like just meeting

01:33:10.040 with a guy who you

01:33:10.940 know just killed

01:33:11.880 15 000 children

01:33:13.060 over the past 18

01:33:13.920 months and your

01:33:14.640 question is do you

01:33:15.760 think that anti-semitism

01:33:16.780 is on the rise because

01:33:17.660 of qatar

01:33:18.180 i thought you were

01:33:19.340 talking about this

01:33:19.920 i'm sorry i just

01:33:25.360 keep circling i just

01:33:26.100 keep circling back to

01:33:26.940 how mad i am that

01:33:27.920 that question was

01:33:28.540 imagine meeting the

01:33:29.540 guy and finding out

01:33:30.720 he has four inches of

01:33:31.860 unusable penis in his

01:33:33.020 body i do i do

01:33:34.320 remember hearing about

01:33:35.280 this that basically

01:33:36.060 the penis enlargement

01:33:36.880 surgery is basically

01:33:37.660 they go and they get

01:33:38.500 that section of penis

01:33:39.660 and they're like

01:33:40.160 it just pull it out

01:33:42.740 it just yanks on

01:33:43.620 your hidden dick we

01:33:44.340 all got like a big

01:33:45.060 ass hidden dick

01:33:45.660 hell yeah dude

01:33:46.700 that's why i tell

01:33:47.340 people if you're ever

01:33:48.300 if people are like oh

01:33:49.080 how do i make my dick

01:33:49.960 bigger lose weight dog

01:33:51.260 because if you lose

01:33:52.160 weight you have usable

01:33:53.280 dick hidden in it

01:33:54.320 you actually do

01:33:55.300 you're hiding the dick

01:33:55.940 yeah when i write that

01:33:57.020 down

01:33:57.880 when i was down to

01:34:00.060 189 my dick was

01:34:01.360 fucking flexing

01:34:02.760 that's yeah that's

01:34:03.420 it looks great

01:34:04.080 is it gay to have

01:34:05.500 more dick inside of

01:34:06.800 you than outside of

01:34:07.760 you oh yeah 100%

01:34:08.980 your own dick is

01:34:09.660 inside of you

01:34:09.960 actually actually

01:34:10.740 being fat is gay

01:34:12.220 because more of your

01:34:13.160 dick is in your body

01:34:13.940 than otherwise

01:34:14.380 i have more dick

01:34:15.180 inside me than i can

01:34:16.280 give you

01:34:17.120 so if you get a

01:34:20.380 penis enlargement

01:34:20.940 surgery you are

01:34:21.820 actively becoming

01:34:22.740 less gay

01:34:23.220 yes i imagine that

01:34:25.100 there's like one

01:34:25.760 tissue that you can

01:34:26.740 go

01:34:26.880 no i i no hold

01:34:28.460 on hold on hold

01:34:29.300 on hold on i totally

01:34:30.480 disagree if you get

01:34:31.720 surgery to make your

01:34:32.660 dick bigger you're

01:34:33.740 already gay like that's

01:34:35.120 gay i don't know i

01:34:36.240 don't think it's ever

01:34:36.800 gay to get more of

01:34:38.260 your dick in no no no

01:34:39.560 if you get surgery to

01:34:40.620 get it no no you are

01:34:41.760 born you are born with a

01:34:43.300 hog or you're gay

01:34:44.680 right

01:34:45.560 i don't think i don't

01:34:48.560 think you guys understand

01:34:49.180 what i'm saying

01:34:49.640 but i don't think you

01:34:50.980 understand also

01:34:51.640 also also clint though

01:34:54.480 if you're born with a

01:34:55.400 hog that means that

01:34:56.620 your unusable penis is

01:34:58.660 also a hog so you have

01:34:59.820 a hog inside of you

01:35:00.880 you know what that's a

01:35:02.500 good point i have a huge

01:35:03.720 dick inside my body

01:35:04.680 right now

01:35:05.240 and in fairness pretty

01:35:08.800 gay that's pretty gay

01:35:09.820 toad do you have a huge

01:35:15.260 dick inside your body

01:35:15.980 right now

01:35:16.440 no i think it's pretty

01:35:18.460 small

01:35:18.880 well i mean if you lost

01:35:20.620 the weight

01:35:21.080 you got a little tiny

01:35:22.040 dick in you

01:35:22.460 yeah

01:35:23.380 guys i want to watch

01:35:26.440 i'm told we're talking

01:35:27.860 about tiny dick i want to

01:35:28.820 watch a fucking bucktube

01:35:30.400 jesus at least because i

01:35:31.500 feel like we're okay

01:35:32.220 oh that's nice

01:35:32.820 all right yes i i

01:35:34.060 didn't know that she

01:35:34.620 talked about us

01:35:35.500 i didn't know that she

01:35:38.280 had talked about us

01:35:42.140 again

01:35:42.340 yeah she talked about us

01:35:43.340 again that's so fucking

01:35:44.800 funny like do you think

01:35:45.660 it's qatar is the reason

01:35:46.940 that that so many people

01:35:47.980 hate us or could it be

01:35:48.680 the 15 000 babies that

01:35:50.200 you blew up

01:35:50.760 that would be my question

01:35:53.780 sorry go ahead we should

01:35:54.600 like we should make it

01:35:55.780 like we are funded by

01:35:56.880 qatar um i want this i

01:35:58.620 want i like i like that

01:35:59.740 she continues to come

01:36:00.660 back and she still goes

01:36:02.320 like they're mormons

01:36:04.340 you guys do a micro

01:36:06.940 penis competition for

01:36:08.100 brohemian growth wait

01:36:09.040 is this new she said it

01:36:10.400 again yes yeah this is

01:36:11.640 new it was in the lane

01:36:12.560 you had it remember i

01:36:13.580 didn't i didn't know

01:36:14.180 that was new i thought

01:36:14.860 that was the old one

01:36:15.400 it's new no

01:36:16.040 yeah when did she put

01:36:17.680 it i don't even know

01:36:18.480 how to check

01:36:18.860 i don't know

01:36:19.340 there's a description

01:36:22.380 april 6th and today

01:36:24.200 is three days ago

01:36:25.180 yeah okay

01:36:25.860 interesting

01:36:26.000 bitch is active

01:36:27.080 i like her

01:36:28.560 so there is a certain

01:36:29.780 podcast and i'm not

01:36:31.460 gonna name names

01:36:32.720 obviously

01:36:33.180 oh because we're

01:36:33.700 looking for clout

01:36:34.460 off of you you fat

01:36:35.460 fuck

01:36:35.820 look at her unibrow

01:36:37.680 mormon schmucks

01:36:38.480 that's not nice clint

01:36:40.460 we're not mormon

01:36:41.960 fuck this bitch

01:36:43.080 you're mad about

01:36:43.920 being called mormon

01:36:44.820 who cares

01:36:45.240 yeah

01:36:45.520 you could

01:36:46.300 you could fit a mad

01:36:47.600 2x4 in that mouth

01:36:48.700 right now

01:36:49.140 and she would

01:36:50.600 chomp down dude

01:36:51.340 yeah

01:36:51.880 she caught it

01:36:53.480 i know yeah

01:36:54.060 she's a beaver mouth

01:36:55.380 she got beaver mouth

01:36:56.280 stuck

01:36:56.540 this bitch smells

01:36:57.640 like smoked gouda

01:36:59.160 dude she smells

01:37:00.000 like smoked gouda

01:37:00.640 or like uh top ramen

01:37:01.940 oh yeah

01:37:03.340 top ramen

01:37:04.320 oh

01:37:04.920 top ramen smelling

01:37:07.640 ass bitch

01:37:08.160 what does she have to

01:37:08.900 say about us

01:37:09.460 she's not she's not

01:37:10.400 mean though she's not

01:37:11.320 a mean lady

01:37:11.940 okay

01:37:12.560 i disagree

01:37:13.200 she keeps fucking

01:37:14.060 flexing on us

01:37:14.920 like we're clout chasing

01:37:16.800 mormons

01:37:17.420 what the fuck is that

01:37:18.420 clout chasing mormons

01:37:19.980 the title of this episode

01:37:21.140 i named it

01:37:21.760 hold on let me fucking show you

01:37:22.900 she looks like a super angry beaver

01:37:24.660 toad didn't name this episode

01:37:26.160 because he's a lazy schmuck

01:37:27.360 she's actually right

01:37:28.440 oh my god

01:37:29.560 she actually

01:37:30.180 yeah i mean

01:37:31.980 it's hard for me to even disagree

01:37:33.760 wait she said that toad was a lazy schmuck

01:37:35.900 we're all mormon schmucks

01:37:37.580 toad is a lazy mormon schmuck

01:37:39.540 yeah

01:37:39.760 alright

01:37:40.480 but they talk about me all the time

01:37:44.080 because they're mormon schmucks

01:37:45.800 yeah mormon schmucks

01:37:47.540 makes me so mad

01:37:48.400 and

01:37:48.820 new t-shirt

01:37:49.240 they just keep sending people to me

01:37:51.360 uh

01:37:52.260 and they comment and stuff

01:37:54.160 and i always delete it of course

01:37:55.480 but

01:37:56.240 what y'all are doing is just giving me free publicity

01:37:59.260 they're easy to find

01:37:59.480 they're the only comments

01:38:00.580 don't

01:38:01.640 don't fucking go over there

01:38:03.340 and

01:38:03.840 and say mean stuff to her

01:38:05.440 i don't want that

01:38:06.180 i don't think they're saying mean stuff

01:38:06.800 i don't think they're even saying mean stuff

01:38:08.400 i just think

01:38:08.880 i bet they're not

01:38:09.520 yeah

01:38:09.840 i would

01:38:10.700 i think literally

01:38:11.760 don't go over there

01:38:13.120 and and put an n in her comments

01:38:15.160 i still don't know if this is a biological woman or a man

01:38:17.760 that's not

01:38:18.300 this

01:38:19.500 well it's fucking rough

01:38:20.900 dude

01:38:21.800 what's crazy

01:38:22.460 putting an n in there

01:38:23.260 not mean

01:38:23.840 dude she's

01:38:24.500 putting an i

01:38:24.900 she's literally a satanist

01:38:26.000 literally a satanist

01:38:26.880 she would not enjoy a nigger tower

01:38:28.960 she's not

01:38:29.640 she would fall apart

01:38:30.720 yeah

01:38:31.340 well that

01:38:32.240 see that's weird to me

01:38:33.300 because it feels like satanists should love that shit

01:38:35.320 yeah

01:38:35.720 right

01:38:36.020 very strange

01:38:36.900 no you don't understand

01:38:38.180 lady toads

01:38:39.460 beaver

01:38:39.820 god

01:38:40.960 jesus

01:38:41.560 sounds like a horrible ride

01:38:43.300 okay

01:38:43.520 lady toads

01:38:44.640 every time you pause it

01:38:46.260 every time you pause it

01:38:47.640 it doesn't matter

01:38:48.540 the face is always

01:38:49.560 it's always fucking

01:38:50.380 horrific

01:38:51.100 just give me free publicity

01:38:55.440 free tickets to bro grove if you can make it out

01:38:57.580 just saying

01:38:58.040 oh yeah

01:38:58.560 i hate that the reason we know about her is because she looks like me

01:39:01.420 but myself

01:39:02.260 we know

01:39:03.640 i don't care about what you think

01:39:05.540 or what other people think

01:39:07.480 the only thing i care about is what i think of myself

01:39:10.880 and i like what i do

01:39:12.420 i love making people angry like you

01:39:14.600 now i understand why top loves this bitch

01:39:16.140 we're not angry yet

01:39:17.460 like i'm not trying to be angry

01:39:18.660 no i know i'm saying i'm saying top loves this bitch because she lives

01:39:23.040 no but she's saying she makes people angry

01:39:24.820 it's like yeah no she's saying that bitch

01:39:26.200 no she made

01:39:27.460 oh no we're not angry

01:39:28.320 i'm a little angry

01:39:29.460 stop calling me mormon you psycho

01:39:30.800 oh that's a perfect that's perfect

01:39:32.460 oh a body competition

01:39:33.980 she and told that body competition me and david

01:39:35.740 and it's it's back to back

01:39:37.460 and then we and then we beat them up

01:39:40.020 yeah

01:39:40.320 stop stop it david

01:39:42.900 no because then clint will be you

01:39:44.620 the winner of between me and david is to pick who we get to fuck

01:39:47.640 we can either we can pick the

01:39:48.900 if we fuck lady toad or

01:39:50.560 don't say lady toad dude

01:39:53.160 jesus

01:39:54.080 it's toad that okay

01:39:55.740 lady toad's beaver mouth

01:39:57.140 i would have been very happy

01:39:58.800 i would have been very happy to watch her every single week

01:40:01.480 watch what she does next with her and never knowing we exist

01:40:04.560 oh yeah

01:40:05.380 she's not gonna see this though because this is paywall but yeah

01:40:08.000 but this will be out though

01:40:09.820 we release it in full eventually she might see it

01:40:11.840 and one of these fucking cycles is gonna go and tag her in it

01:40:14.660 don't do that

01:40:15.380 and then they're gonna put an end in her comments

01:40:16.980 and then they're gonna put an eye in her comments

01:40:18.800 but if they do it

01:40:19.560 it creates this loop where she keeps talking about us

01:40:21.920 and it's more content so

01:40:23.160 i know but do you want

01:40:24.400 okay well let's finish

01:40:25.400 yeah you do want to get back to what she does

01:40:27.260 and not focus on you guys

01:40:28.480 yeah i want to see another satanic snack review

01:40:30.920 i can

01:40:31.740 yeah i'm into it

01:40:33.400 yeah

01:40:33.800 here we go

01:40:34.280 people angry with my mere existence

01:40:36.600 and i will continue to do so

01:40:38.600 hail satan

01:40:41.320 hail me

01:40:42.520 that's her sign off now

01:40:46.780 that's that should be fucking toad sign off

01:40:48.980 that should be toad sign off

01:40:50.560 another better off day

01:40:51.560 he's like hail satan

01:40:52.500 hail me

01:40:53.260 hail me

01:40:54.120 hail satan hail me

01:40:57.480 the slump continues

01:40:58.420 it's a toad do it

01:41:00.440 i mean did she do any gesture

01:41:03.260 i wasn't even paying attention to what she was doing

01:41:05.000 hail satan hail me

01:41:06.440 hail satan hail me

01:41:08.200 you gotta shave your cheeks

01:41:09.720 you gotta look like her

01:41:10.780 you say

01:41:11.220 dude

01:41:11.760 i don't think

01:41:13.220 i don't know if i can

01:41:14.160 that was the perfect end

01:41:15.460 why did we not just fucking cut it right there

01:41:17.480 hail satan

01:41:18.540 hail me

01:41:19.500 oh

01:41:20.840 oh

01:41:21.840 oh

01:41:22.840 oh

01:41:23.840 oh

01:41:24.100 you can't stop god

01:41:25.420 you'll see what he's got

01:41:27.220 it's 9-11

01:41:28.000 can't read my

01:41:29.160 can't read my

01:41:30.180 no we can't read them

01:41:31.640 my

01:41:31.920 open place

01:41:33.500 shoot me

01:41:34.660 no

01:41:34.960 no

01:41:35.340 no

01:41:35.640 no

01:41:36.460 no

01:41:36.720 no

01:41:36.960 no

01:41:37.660 no

01:41:37.720 no

01:41:37.760 no

01:41:37.820 no

01:41:37.900 no

01:41:38.180 no

01:41:38.740 no

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01:42:08.020 no

Tower Gang - April 15, 2025

Ep 224 - The T-Hole

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