Ep 228 - Vinegar Please w⧸ Ian Crossland
Episode Stats
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1 hour and 40 minutes
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196.07986
Hate Speech Sentences
224
Summary
On this week's episode, the boys are joined by comedian Ian Crossland to talk about race, racism, and everything else you can think of. They also discuss the death of Kobe Bryant and the impact it has had on the way we see the world.
Transcript
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There was no part of him that connected to what a normal guy is talking about or interested in.
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And by the way, normal guys can see through that.
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As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from?
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If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.
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I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it is 9-11 on a Wednesday and that means we are live.
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You guys talked about 100 men on one gorilla fighting.
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You talked about all sorts of shit that was like perfectly in my lane and I missed it.
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But in his stead, we have replaced him with the far more attractive and far more brilliant.
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And I'm talking about like, anyway, let's just go to it.
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Anyway, it's interesting to see the perception.
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Our gang from the outside, like what people think it is who haven't watched it, because
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it's not like a good thing and it has a very bad reputation.
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But I think you're going to be like race realism.
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That's what I asked when Clint, when you tweeted out that, uh, hey, watch out for this next
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And I was like, have you been racist by a side up today?
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See, you're going to assume that based off of my Twitter feed or Liberty Lockdown or when
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I'm on IRL that like, that's, that's all serious me.
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Uh, and we're going to find out if you have that version of yourself inside you.
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We've had, we've had professional standup comics come on this show and they can't hang.
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That's how fucking weird and retarded and racist the show is.
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Professional comics can't do it either, but we're going to find out.
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Let's talk a little bit about fucking Dave Portnoy, uh, sending a anti-Semite to Auschwitz
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Uh, he put up a give, send, give, send, go or whatever.
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I think we should all give, uh, you make him rich.
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Is that like, like if somebody like gets hurt, like the community just funds them.
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Like, do you really not want to incentivize this sort of behavior?
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I'm not, I'm saying because it's, this is not going to, this is like tipping culture
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almost like it's tipping culture has taken over.
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Now I'm paying, like I'm tipping for fucking guys that I'm, I'm taking the food from shit
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But I feel like this is just an extension of tipping culture.
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Like anytime somebody says a racial slurring gets a little bit of shit for it, we have to
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I don't like the tipping culture that's going into our racism.
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We ought to be a racist for free, but also, but also what I really don't know.
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Like, is that like a Puerto Rican, a Muslim, like y'all can get away with dropping an
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So the fact that some, some Muslim dude decided to put a, you know, fuck the juice sign in,
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in Portnoy's bar, like you're on your own homeboy.
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Well, Ian, you look like the type of dude that, that got like a, a nigger pass before.
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Like has somebody said, yo, my nigga Ian and gave you the pass.
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Cause I would communicate with my thoughts instead of my words.
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I cleared out my head of all my past, like shame and YouTube in 2006 to seven.
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I just made video after video about the shameful things I'd done in my life.
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Stopped getting distracted and I could think words.
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So I'd go hang out with a bunch of Spanish dudes.
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Didn't speak the language, but I could think like, yeah.
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Cause I'm just like full vibe and same thing with black people.
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I just, I go to, I lived in like, you know, East, East L, not East LA, but yeah.
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And I would go to the places where they said, oh, you got to watch out in that area.
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So I'd like vibe with these eyeballs and everybody seemed down.
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I believe you're the kind of dude, like I grew up in Coney Island and it's like 22nd street.
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They're like, you just don't walk through there at a certain time of night.
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But Ian is the type of dude that can like glide by.
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He could be in a hoity toity place in LA and he could be like, you know, in a, in an alley somewhere.
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Like someone would be like, oh, he could be the homeless guy.
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He could be, he could be in a seedy, in a seedy area.
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Just that it kind of looks like he just blends in everywhere.
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And I think Ian is the type of nigga that like he, he can blend, he can blend into like Compton or Watts.
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But like, if I saw him in Hollywood, I'd be the, I'd cross this side of the, to the other side of the street.
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What I started doing is when, cause I lived in New York city for a long time and I'm like, well, I don't want to get mugged.
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Like it'd be like 11 o'clock at night and some dude would be walking at me as he would get close.
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I'd make eye contact with him and think, I just think the word I'd look him in the eyes and think.
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Like if you ever look at someone in the eyes and think a kind word, they just are like dazed for a moment.
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So what you're describing to me is that you're clearly autistic on the spectrum and you have some form of telepathy, which is beautiful.
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You think he has telepathy because he notices that people get uncomfortable when he stares him in the eye for uncomfortable periods of time.
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He's telling you right now that he has telepathy.
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If anybody else came to you on the internet and said, I have telepathy, you go, maybe not.
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But if Ian Crawson says it, you go fucking, of course this guy has telepathy.
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There's a fact that coupling, which is like the phenomenon where a neuron in the brain will start to interfere with another neuron that's not chemical.
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So you might be able to do that with other brains.
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And then there's also just the act of body language.
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Like they say 95 plus percent of our communication is nonverbal.
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So when you're thinking words, I thought the haptic coupling was mutual masturbation.
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Yeah, a fact that coupling is where you get together with someone you really love.
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So like when he does, we try to reinforce the behavior.
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We're trying to keep breaking from his not funniness.
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Do you have to get consent to read someone's mind?
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Is it rape if you read someone's mind without asking?
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You know how like rape used to be legal 10,000 years ago before they made the covenant or
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Right before the Ten Commandments, you were allowed to rape.
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So technically, when you are performing telepathy, you're performing telepathy.
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When you're performing telepathy, you are going inside of somebody's brain, inside of their
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Is it gay to be inside of another man, inside of his mind hole?
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No, I think it's reasonable to get up inside him.
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If you're harming him, maybe he'll recoil or clench up.
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I feel like you're dangerously close to justifying.
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Like if a woman orgasms during rape, it's not rape because she enjoyed it.
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So like you're basically saying, as long as his brain doesn't recoil, then it's not
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I'd still be worried about the behind AIDS, though.
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Like you don't want to contract something from his thoughts, which is totally feasible.
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You're fucking staring deeply in all these black dudes' eyes and got fucking mind AIDS.
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I'll tell you, and I'm like not even really joking because I would do this with a lot
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And whether it's a phactic coupling, not just phactic coupling, but, or if it's your
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Cause like when you're in this intense, intimate communication state with another human, like
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you're really, your neurons are mirroring each other.
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You don't tell me right when you scream, no, stop.
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You know, Ian, have you ever been inside of Clint?
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It's a little jarring to find out after the fact, but you know, it is what it is.
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No, I don't think Tim knows I'm here right now.
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He said, he said that I'm, he said I'm too retarded to stop.
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It's the most apt description of you I've ever heard in my life.
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It was funny because it was said in anger, but it was like, without realizing, it was
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like the coolest fucking thing he could have ever said.
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So, so basically the way it works, Ian, is that top tries to, I mean, he doesn't try.
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He just talks massive shit about Tim Pool constantly.
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And then whenever Tim gains it necessary to go like, hey, you're a fucking queer, then
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top immediately puts it on a t-shirt and sells it.
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It's like digging for crawdads or something that have those pinchers on them.
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You're like, all right, I got to watch out a little bit.
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I do like to imagine that hanging out with Ian is just like, you're looking at your phone
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and you're just trying not to look over because Ian's just staring, waiting for you to make
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I didn't cross the street when I saw Ian in Hollywood because I was afraid of violence.
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I was just, he's that dude that sees you, looks longingly into your eyes as you're just
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He's trying to send telepathic love your way, but the vibe you get is like, oh, this is
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And I was like, I got to learn how to blink again.
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That's the craziest shit I've ever heard, dude.
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And I like the main show that I do is fucking unhinged.
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Blinking is just like something that you do like based on instinct.
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It sounds like a tagline they'd add to some like sick kid or something.
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Ian, the type of nigger that I have to teach himself to blink again.
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I was like, I had to retrain this ability now that I'm no longer, now that I'm like new
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Some psychologist was saying, I think it was Chase Hughes, who's like this body language
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expert said that 15 to 17 blinks per minute is normal blink rate.
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And if the more confident someone is, the less they blink or the more focused.
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Wait, the more on, yes, you are, the more you blink, the more focused, the less you blink.
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And so psychopaths that are trying to might not blink at all because they're very focused
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on something or someone that's just deep in a focused flow state might not blink at
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And then people that are stressed, the higher the stress, the more blinks.
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And so you can read like the change in their blink rate.
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If they go from blinking 20 times and then all of a sudden they're blinking a lot, you
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know, something's going on or it indicates there might be a stressful part of the conversation.
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And that's when you got to get in their fucking mind, right?
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Clearly, there's one sitting on the left hand side of the screen that cannot look you
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And then there's one on the right that cannot stop.
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I took a test on autism and I got one point away from being autistic.
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And when I was taking the test, I remember some questions.
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Oh, but my dad told me the answer when I was seven.
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And I remember asking him when I was like seven, what's the normal thing I should do?
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And he told me so without parents, without any guidance, I think it's more likely for
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a child to become autistic because you don't you never figure it out.
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You know, like if you didn't have any human rearing, you don't you don't know how to
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Toad, for instance, he breastfed until he was 12.
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So it explains why so many black people are autistic, probably undiagnosed.
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But I have a I have like a graph that shows like the flat headed baby.
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That's the one that's been down and the back of their head is like flat headed.
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That means their parents left them there and they were smoking crack or whatever.
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But it makes sense because now we're running into these five year old autistic kids at the
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park and when this lady says, you know, get your hands out of my purse, nigger, to a five
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Apparently, the rest of the world is up in arms or at least like half the world.
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Where are you at with calling five year old niggers?
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I don't I don't I don't particularly I don't like to demonize words themselves.
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So if you really truly she probably like wanted him to stop, you know, or wanted him to stop.
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They want the nigger to leave like that's the intention is what if she was getting inside
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his mind if she was going to want a line inside his mind.
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My personal litmus test for the use of racial slurs is that it can only be used against someone
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that that at least stands a chance against you in a fistfight.
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Like if you're using against a woman like a tiny woman or or a child, I'm saying I'm saying
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like, I feel like you can use a racial slur, but you can only use it against someone that
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I think it's a smart idea to not say offensive things in general to someone that, you know,
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It's actually want to use it against people that that you could beat up easily.
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You're framing this, like the ability to say a word or not say a word based on physical
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violence, which is the black people trope of, oh, if you would have said that to my face
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though, and then the quote goes like, oh, then you'd prove the point, right?
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It's not a trope, but it shouldn't even be along physical lines.
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Although they are, Ian, I'm sure you'd agree that they're metaphysical spells that are cast
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out into the universe and the vibrations have long resounding effects on us.
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Clint, you don't understand why I'm rejecting the premise of your argument of how we should
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I'm not giving a rule for the rest of Caucasian land to use it or not use it.
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I would not feel comfortable using it against a child because a child is totally helpless.
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You could beat the fuck to have a child, though, by your own rules.
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Eight-year-old black kid with a Smith & Wesson or something.
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I get to say whatever the fuck I want at that point.
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Wait, so they have to be a violent threat to call them nigger?
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Is it okay to call a five-year-old child a nigger that is a nigger?
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I think by virtue of being five, you're retarded.
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I don't know if you can be quite, attain that label quite yet.
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But if he did shit like that, if he was stealing someone's purse, I might call my kid that.
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But I would more readily use that word against top son than I would against a black kid.
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I just, I would struggle to use it against a black person.
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If you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you.
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Use it against a white, like a white kid, a hundred times out of a hundred.
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You kind of insinuated that it was, she's doing more damage because she's going at a kid as opposed to a color of a person.
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That it was the young, that it was the kid was young.
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Like, would you think it would be more justified if it was like a 17-year-old teenager?
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Is the kid, like, really going at her in the video?
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In fairness, the video starts after she's already stopped engaging with the child.
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I mean, your body is sensing, is simulating vibration and turning it into senses or sensory perception.
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In that sense, yeah, we're simulators, kind of simulating this bizarre high-frequency environment.
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I don't think you said anything definitive there.
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I feel like we broke the – I think we broke through the glass ceiling on nigger.
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Maybe I'm in my own little echo chamber, my own little nigger echo chamber.
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I've always been, but I'm just trying to convince everyone else to come out the closet with me
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And I don't feel like it's even been weakened for me.
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I want – because I really don't think words are – well, like you were saying, Top,
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they do have cymatic – like a word creates a vibration that can be measured in shape.
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So it is – your words are changing the shape of reality.
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So maybe there's something about that word, that sound.
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But like if you say like nagger, that doesn't – I mean in context or nagger, like –
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Go through different variations for what I'm at, please.
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Like are they doing the same kind of magic spells on reality or is it –
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By that idea, by that logic, would it have been better for her to call him a nigglet?
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It certainly would have had a different impact.
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See, it's the energy – it's the energy behind these sounds that are what can cause harm or –
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I totally agree with this because when you say – like I can say it right now.
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Maybe it's different jokes for different folks.
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And like when I say Jew, people think that I'm anti-Semitic and chill.
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Toad does not – something's wrong with this guy.
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Well, this is why we're tipping all of these nigger sayers because we're giving them the tips back that all the Jews took.
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It's obvious that you have more malice towards the Jews than you do blacks, which I find fascinating.
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Like kind of had this like curling of the jaw right here.
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We went to the store – a little earlier, we went to the store to get some vinegar.
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Because we're just talking about the sound of words.
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And in a way, it's like it's acceptable just based off of the pace with which you say it.
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Everyone in the audience, this is what I want you guys to do.
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Go to your nearest store, your Publix or whatever you got over there and find a black person stocking the shelves and just stand next to them looking and say vinegar.
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And see how many times you'd have to do that to get punched because I'm sure that somebody – people are on edge right now, right?
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They're probably like, I wish a nigga would call me and they hear it.
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Actually, if any of our fans are like live in the hood, if you could just go out the street right now, video yourself screaming vinegar.
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What I hope and what you're – I feel like we are on the cusp of like demystifying that sound and like it being okay, you know?
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And just – because it really is about kindness.
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If you don't have – if you love people and you look at that word when it's used like in communities of love, it's totally – it's like one of the greatest –
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See, this is why I've always resented the fact that I, as a white person, am not supposed to use it.
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Because my favorite thing in the world is to refer to all my homies growing up with my niggers.
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That can't be – I can't put that in a t-shirt.
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Yeah, it's because it's the way you say it that really, really gives it value.
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It's funny because like Hop doesn't actually even believe in that, which is the weird part.
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Like he believes in freeing the word, but not the black.
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Put it in quotations so you're like, no, it's the word.
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Owen Benjamin had a great bid on that with – he was like – he had gotten into the black community and he was like – basically presented them the choice like, would you rather me like support aborting black people or would you rather instead of aborting that, I would just have that as my like slave or like builder buddy?
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Yeah, so it was like presenting killing a black person versus enslaving one and the black people all chose killing them.
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Think about how productive our economy would be if every little nigglet instead went to a farm instead of getting killed.
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We said we were doing a whole nigglet thing earlier.
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I mean like at least some like age laws for work.
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Genuinely trying to do calculations without data.
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Is it true that there's less black people born than there are black people aborted?
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Like I've read somewhere that like more black people are aborted than born.
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I don't know if it's gorillas, but some primate, non-human primate, like they kill their young.
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Like they basically abort them like right after they're born.
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Doesn't it lend credence to the idea that like –
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This is a crazy thought, but it's going around Twitter.
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Some people say that black people are a Jewish bioweapon created by brought over on ships to here
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and then controlled, weaponized, and even to the point of like population control.
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If you really want to boil it that far down, like the propaganda to get them to want to abort their young over being slaves,
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What I find fascinating, though, is that like as much as black people are convinced that white people hate black people,
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like black people kill way more black people than white people do because of the abortion.
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It's like I once looked a man in the eyes until he died.
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Just that more African-American pregnancies in an abortion compared to birth,
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contributing to a higher abortion rate among black women.
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There are more black people being murdered by black people than like the Ku Klux Klan could have ever dreamt of.
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But I think even if you don't count abortion, that's still probably true.
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Think about every one of those lives extinguished.
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I was thinking, I think we're talking about race, race.
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I think Tim actually mentioned that white people were weak and he was making just a generalization.
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And I thought like, OK, let's give everybody like racial stats.
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Yeah, like white people weak, but industrious black people.
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I don't know what will be the negative of that of that.
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Genetic ancestry aggressive, but white people are weak, like not all.
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White people are weak, whereas black people would be.
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These are the negative traits if you had to generalize aggressive.
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And there's so many different types of black people, too.
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Like in Africa is more genetically diverse racially than ever than the rest of the world.
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From what I heard, like the amount of like Ethiopian versus, you know,
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Congolese are like completely different tribal ancestries.
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That's a good comparison, because like if you if you have 100 white dudes and you have to take on like one black dude from the Congo,
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But if it's a fucking dude, you can you can literally line up 10 Ethiopian dudes.
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Oh, man, I've had I've been thinking about it for weeks.
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OK, so I got you got to factor in morale because the gorilla might shit itself.
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100 screaming guys could easily freak a gorilla out and scare it into submission or scare it.
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And and then how how big is the arena if they're in an arena the size of like somebody's living room
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and the gorilla is going to have a lot better chance.
00:33:49.140
But if it's a huge, wide open, multi football field, you're going to have 100 people going to have to.
00:33:54.880
I think I think a good way to think about it is a basketball court because 100 people and a gorilla.
00:34:07.780
The basketball court seems a more appropriate place for I see wander into his little grove where it's him and his gorilla buddies hang out.
00:34:14.800
And then here's why here's why I thought an open field, because that's where you'd find a gorilla.
00:34:20.080
And also like less likely that's where you find gorillas.
00:34:25.200
I don't know what the fuck gorillas go through.
00:34:38.780
You think that 100 men couldn't take one 400 pound incredibly strong vicious animal, but it's 100 men.
00:34:48.600
Yeah, it's like it's like thinking that 100 men can't take down a lion.
00:35:19.560
If it was me, I'd be able to kill the wild animal.
00:35:22.820
And I think people had that lingering when they're like, well, could 100 humans do it?
00:35:26.100
Because there's no fucking way a gorilla could stop 100 human men.
00:35:32.100
Ian, if you got a good punch on a gorilla, because that's how you'd harm it.
00:35:36.460
If you got a good punch on it, do you think you would deal any sort of damage?
00:35:42.080
You can bite him to death with 100 people and just hold him until he dies.
00:35:48.680
I don't think you can even bite through its skin, but that's not the point.
00:35:51.460
The point is you secure its arms with fucking 10 dudes, secure its other arm with 10 dudes,
00:35:55.480
secure its legs with 10 dudes, secure its other legs with 10 dudes,
00:36:04.880
You immediately fucking, you immediately disable it by going after its eyes.
00:36:11.240
If you tore a gorilla's nutsack off, which would inevitably happen in a brawl with 100 dudes,
00:36:15.800
one of the guys would get in there with his sharp fingernails and just pull it from underneath out.
00:36:19.320
But then would the gorilla get enraged and fight stronger as it was bleeding out?
00:36:23.380
I mean, the nuts are the best way to kill that thing is to go for the nuts.
00:36:30.240
I think you can bleed out if you lose your dick.
00:36:39.460
I think it's tiny for me to bleed out if you were to chop my dick off.
00:36:45.260
And as he's, like, moving around, he's just popping people's heads off.
00:36:49.860
I think he's basing this all off of, like, Super Mario World, like, DK.
00:37:03.580
If he only has 30, I'm getting up those ladders.
00:37:10.800
Sure, like, 30 of your niggas get taken out by the barrels.
00:37:19.260
So what is the consensus that the gorillas fucking meet?
00:37:28.720
I still feel like if it's just the five of us, like, we feed Toad to it.
00:37:32.920
And then while it's, like, scarfing down Toad, we fucking jab its eyes out.
00:37:36.860
Because it can only focus on one guy at a time.
00:37:41.740
Because he's, like, holding us with, like, balancing one leg and each one person.
00:37:45.680
I already told you there are actual stories of gorillas just mauling,
00:37:49.980
And then as soon as it starts to really eat cold, we take some of his, you know,
00:38:07.200
Think about clothing when we talked about this last week.
00:38:09.520
Because, like, you could literally, when you hold them down.
00:38:12.560
It would be great for restraining and also for literally choking them to fucking death.
00:38:23.480
Even if that wasn't a mandatory rule, like, I want to know I won fair and square.
00:38:29.260
What if it could just be 100 naked dudes and that's all?
00:38:43.500
I mean, I'm down with a gorilla if somebody knows him.
00:39:07.060
We were going to ask you about your sexual habits.
00:39:09.600
Fish in a pond and 13 of those fish were causing half of the issues in the pond.
00:39:45.200
If an alien race approached the earth and saw all the humans fucking shit up, would it?
00:39:54.360
That would be the only logical thing at that point from a surface level.
00:39:59.360
You're like, hey, the darker ones are causing a lot of problems.
00:40:12.340
If it came from back in the day when they would fight hand to hand and the dudes from the Africa with the darker skin were harder to see at night and they'd be like, shit, how the fuck can we fight these guys hand to hand at night?
00:40:22.480
You can't even see them because they're in the white.
00:40:24.820
The light skin people are reflecting moonlight and they're like trying to paint their face black and shit so they can survive.
00:40:38.920
And this definitely feeds into race realism, which you thought that's what the show is about.
00:40:43.240
I feel like white people are more innovative and therefore we created weaponry, which replaced brute force far earlier than African tribes did.
00:40:58.120
Therefore, they had spears and shit, but we were like, yeah, we got guns.
00:41:02.020
So we became more weak physically, which is why they dominate in athletics, whereas we dominate in everything else.
00:41:12.900
And that living in the life in the jungle, not that Africa is not all jungle, but I don't know if they farmed, like if farming was more once you got out of the jungle.
00:41:23.100
They have farms, but they're all ran by white people.
00:41:27.460
Oh, so the Europeans went down there and then started farming because like farming allows you to become weak, weak and sedentary and think all day.
00:41:35.520
And then they literally have a chant called Kill the Boars, where they're just talking about killing the farmers.
00:41:43.040
Tyler, if you could pull that up, it's a great chant.
00:41:56.720
It's a banger song, but like it's, they're also going to starve.
00:41:59.320
Like as soon as they kill the farmers, they will starve, which is crazy.
00:42:03.560
And it's more racist than like we would even go on this show.
00:42:06.520
But like, yeah, you're talking about the physical and like the physical endowment of black people.
00:42:10.980
They come out with like six packs right out the back, right out the bag, because in their culture, they don't really...
00:42:44.700
We were waiting for the beat to drop, and it didn't drop.
00:42:46.800
And at some point, we've got to move on with our life.
00:42:49.100
What's the last 20 seconds of where he does the Kill the Boar?
00:42:53.120
This better be a dope beat drop if we're going back to it.
00:43:22.320
I'm sure he just means, you know, like, let's win power politically,
00:43:35.300
That's like the top political movement, from what I've read, in South Africa.
00:43:38.680
And they're going to fucking absolutely kill the rest of the white people down there.
00:43:46.120
Colonizers, you know, they colonize through strength,
00:43:48.120
and then if they're uncolonized through strength,
00:43:52.320
Well, I legitimately believe this is why Serge, your co-worker,
00:43:58.280
because I think he's watching his home country be, you know, self-devoured.
00:44:19.280
and just the exasperation and, like, hopelessness he seemed to have for the whole thing
00:44:25.080
It's even more hopeless than the rest of the, like, Western world.
00:44:30.820
I guess it's probably as hopeless as you could find in South Africa.
00:44:37.360
You look at Canada, they just voted in hard lefties.
00:44:39.600
Like, they voted in the party that fucking locked down the freedom convoy and all that.
00:44:51.180
Like, that population of white people, like, total fucking cucks.
00:44:55.060
Do you think that the British manipulated that vote in Canada?
00:45:09.660
I think that Trump talking about 51st state absolutely fucked them.
00:45:24.640
I've stepped away from the political on purpose.
00:45:35.520
So, they lost that election, and they put in...
00:45:40.620
Trump said he wanted to make Canada a 51st state, and I think a bunch of Canadians took
00:45:47.400
We need to get anybody that will protect us from Trump, and they picked this guy who
00:45:52.700
Used to be head of the Bank of England or something.
00:46:00.820
Do they think that if Trump wanted to make them a 51st state, that he would do it
00:46:06.440
I was always under the assumption that he would just take it.
00:46:08.880
It's like, they were, like, our hat, and you just take it.
00:46:13.020
Yeah, like, when you're going out for the day, you just grab your hat.
00:46:46.340
where you just blow and bomb and fuck people until you take it,
00:47:05.080
Like, you don't have to go in there with the army.
00:47:08.820
You also don't even have to create referendums.
00:52:50.040
Yeah, like either you're a lumberjack or you're like a faggot.
00:53:20.040
Dude, I have to catch my breath after Eleni at it every time.
00:53:38.560
I used to watch, did you guys, I used to watch bangedup.com.
00:53:44.300
It's just a bunch of death, people shitting on each other's faces, people getting blown up.
00:53:48.220
And I'm like, well, if it happened on Earth, then I should see it.
00:53:51.640
And then I realized, like, one of my friends won't work at death.
00:53:57.100
Yeah, so just so you can understand the way it works, Ian, Lainey is our resident trans,
00:54:03.020
and he, by being named Lainey, is a fantastic videographer, video producer,
00:54:09.900
and he makes an edit based off of our prior episode, and he cuts it with dope shit,
00:54:13.860
and it's always something different, but it's always very violent, and it's awesome.
00:54:17.900
Oh, that could have easily been like an intro to a show, so that was excellent.
00:54:23.780
Sometimes they're fucking seven, eight minutes long.
00:54:45.780
We'll let the pores stick around for a little while.
00:54:47.900
You guys got seven minutes to join the Patreon before we leave you, okay?
00:54:56.600
You stepped on a Clint toad, so that was rude of you.
00:55:22.040
You look so fucking ugly with some dark skin color.
00:55:42.020
I'm going to say this to my boyfriend because he's wife and he's your master.
00:56:09.060
The reason I know it's in China is because that same bitch apologized.
00:56:12.600
The Chinese government made her apologize publicly yesterday.
00:56:17.300
So, she copycat in the girl that's made how much now?
00:56:22.120
I think that's just how the Chinese roll, dude.
00:56:29.460
I think this is a psyop from the Chinese government.
00:56:34.120
Look, one of our people said this and then we were going to chastise her and make her apologize.
00:56:38.020
Whereas the United States government almost like, I think J.D. Vance was even kind of like, whatever.
00:56:46.040
I think it's an international psychological game that they're playing with the left, like with at least half of the country.
00:56:57.380
Isn't it funny that the energy from J.D. Vance is like, kind of like the vibe of a white nationalist, but then he's got like these little Indian kids and an Indian wife and you're like, there's something.
00:57:08.980
I'm not picking up a white nationalist vibe at all.
00:57:14.040
It's like white nationalism is a guy with an Asian wife.
00:57:27.320
It's funny because like I've never I've only had one friend who married interracially and his wife, I forbid his I don't give a fuck, but his wife is a smoke show Asian chick.
00:57:40.100
And then I met his kids and I was like, these don't look like your kids, nigga, you know, like they got slanted eyes.
00:57:48.320
I was like, like these kids are hella Asian, dog.
00:57:50.500
Like, these don't look like they're related to you at all.
00:58:00.100
We're going to lower it a little bit, Tyler, as this goes up.
00:58:05.620
The Chinese government doesn't give a fuck about racism like this.
00:58:09.000
This was done as a psychological operation against the American people.
00:58:37.340
I didn't use Japanese, to be honest, but I'm not totally sure.
00:58:43.480
I thought, Tom, that's pretty insightful that maybe the Chinese, not that I'm not thinking
00:58:47.020
to happen, that the Chinese government would have set up a citizen to look like a racist
00:58:54.800
To be honest, doesn't this whole thing feel like, doesn't it feel like a setup to you?
00:59:01.400
Like a white kid gets stabbed in the heart at a track meet or something like that.
00:59:17.020
It's like one nigger sayer is equal to one knife in the heart.
00:59:21.000
Like depending on which race you are, it hurts black people just as much to hear them being
00:59:25.680
called a nigger than as much as it hurts white people to get stabbed in the heart.
00:59:29.220
But it's like they have just done the complete inverse to pit these sides against each other
00:59:35.440
and gauge where we're at in the racial warfare of America.
00:59:44.620
You're saying this is like them testing the waters to check out on the conversion rate?
00:59:53.760
People got mad about just like, they're like, oh, he said the nigger and he said that.
00:59:57.620
And I'm just like, I'm like, I'm more looking at how everyone else is perceiving it and reacting.
01:00:01.920
And the way America is reacting is like, it's great.
01:00:04.620
We have a tangible number to attribute to, for lack of better words, racism in America.
01:00:30.800
And I'm like, no, no, this is online and this is money.
01:00:36.680
They're putting a dollar amount to how they feel about this.
01:00:42.500
I don't give a fuck about any of this like highfalutin intellectual analysis.
01:00:46.220
What I want to know is how are we going to profit off of saying the n-word?
01:00:52.900
And can we find a way for Toad to be the fall guy?
01:00:56.200
Because more than anything, I want to see him lose his job for being racist.
01:01:04.740
This is how we profit off of saying the n-word.
01:01:10.960
June 20th and 21st, you come down to Leesburg, Florida.
01:01:13.660
We're having Sam Tripoli and Owen Benjamin headline, do headline comedy.
01:01:24.440
Owen Benjamin and Sam Tripoli are headlining this event with Shane Cashman as the emcee.
01:01:37.320
So we're going to be performing Nephilim Death Squad.
01:01:42.380
Can we get a commitment from you right now, Ian?
01:01:45.500
Dude, if you're in Florida, June 20th and the 21st.
01:01:49.660
If you're in Florida, please drive up or wherever you're staying and come hang out.
01:02:01.240
We're an hour outside of Orlando, just to give everybody an idea.
01:02:04.560
It's probably equally close to or damn near the same to Tampa.
01:02:16.720
We have like day one set up and it's in a theater.
01:02:22.640
We have like a stage set up that looks like a house.
01:02:25.960
So we're going to like decorate the inside of this house.
01:02:28.500
And Shane Cashman has this vibe of like evil Mr. Rogers, like a dark Mr. Rogers.
01:02:33.880
So he's going to do like sort of like his show.
01:02:39.500
It's just like it's going to be fucking so sick.
01:02:42.000
So Shane will be announcing everybody that comes out.
01:02:44.800
And he's also doing his own segment for like an hour.
01:02:56.860
Like it's going to be fucking, it's going to be packed.
01:03:04.600
The closer it gets is like, I'm like, damn, I can't believe we're doing Bohemian Grove again.
01:03:10.920
It's exactly six weeks away and we've already sold half the tickets.
01:03:16.220
Like, I don't even think Owen and Sam have really pushed them to their audiences yet.
01:03:28.140
I don't even know if I should allow them to come.
01:03:33.760
We're going to have people from all over the country, all over the world.
01:03:46.180
Are you guys going to, are you going to light an effigy on fire?
01:03:55.400
It's going to be an effigy of Tim Pool and we're going to ask you to light it on fire.
01:04:09.500
You're like, 12 minutes before the show starts, you light the first candle.
01:04:21.980
We're going to, I think we're going to get out of here from, for the pours.
01:04:34.720
Yeah, I think we're going to do, let's do Kill Toad.
01:04:39.220
Have you guys been like reinvigorated to have some new ways?
01:04:43.040
Because I'm curious as how, how Ian would do it.
01:04:47.560
I feel, I feel like Ian probably is going to not want to play the game, but let's, let's
01:04:51.740
try and I think he's in touch with his, his, his shadow self.
01:05:00.440
Well, we don't have music for this, but the idea is for our guests to describe exactly
01:05:05.820
like normally it only takes an hour of interacting with Toad before people are interested in murdering
01:05:18.200
Evisceration because I want to see him lean backwards as he screams.
01:05:38.260
I think it was because it's because I thought about the Katana.
01:05:43.580
He's kind of slovenly is because I thought of Kill Bill and she has that
01:05:52.140
So I was like, when I thought of Kill Toad, I was like, oh, I thought of the Katana just
01:05:57.220
If there's a dramatic bladed death for Toad, it would be slicing across the tummy or the
01:06:03.120
Cause then he'd be like, ah, but he'd be screaming out of the hole in his neck.
01:06:11.600
But if there was no blood involved, like crushing, crushing you to death would be a good
01:06:15.680
It's not, it's not you with like you, you know, just be like you.
01:06:25.680
Oh, some, some ways coming from the sides, but mostly top down.
01:06:39.760
Like, I don't, if I had to do a no, yeah, no blood death, it would be through crushing
01:06:45.560
Like just applied, like gentle applied consistently increasing pressure.
01:06:50.520
They call that boarding back, back in the day, they, they bury people with a wooden board
01:06:56.500
and then keep piling rocks on it until they died.
01:07:06.320
Did you, Toad, did you consent to this segment, by the way?
01:07:14.220
But he's, he's, he's had his own death described to him like viscerally and visually at least
01:07:21.160
It's fucking, it's more of my, my dreams involve me being killed in like ridiculous
01:07:30.800
Not, not to yourself, but if you were another guy, how would you do it?
01:07:39.720
Let me, let me add a layer to it that makes it 10 times funnier.
01:07:45.740
He's been, he's been threatening it for four or five years, as long as I've known his ass.
01:07:50.780
I'm probably going to do it after tonight, to be honest.
01:07:55.260
But this is the reason that we do this is because it's so funny to talk about murdering
01:08:10.320
And after a while, we're just like, fine, then fucking do a flip.
01:08:12.640
You don't take it seriously once he said it a hundred times.
01:08:32.120
I always thought about like commitment killing myself.
01:08:39.360
I'll be like, I'll be like in the car with the engine on and be like, wait a minute.
01:08:57.440
Like, it's like having I'm not depressed, but like you should do it.
01:09:02.640
I'll be like, I guess I did everything I need to do.
01:09:08.260
I think your your existence is like helping vibrate reality in a way that you can't really sense from the inside.
01:09:20.680
Sometimes I get that feeling of like, what more can I do?
01:09:22.560
I think I already laid the groundwork of like, but I could do so much more.
01:09:27.860
What more can like Ian wakes up and he goes, I did it all.
01:09:40.540
I made like a thousand YouTube videos of being honest and humility.
01:09:53.560
I imagine once I start down that path that I'll be like, oh, for sure.
01:09:57.160
And one time my buddy Bill was like, I was telling him I was, I'm not really suicidal,
01:10:03.200
I never really planned it out, but I would like have these suicidal ideations.
01:10:06.120
And my bill's like, don't do not kill yourself, dude.
01:10:23.460
In 2013, particularly, I was getting these thoughts like, die, faggot, die.
01:10:35.280
Or it was like this reality of like, I felt sold out by this agenda that I didn't understand.
01:10:41.880
And I heard like, die, die, die, faggot, die, die, faggot.
01:10:45.720
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on in the human subconscious?
01:10:58.960
I'm going to be sending you the lanyard for next week because that is making it 100%.
01:11:04.620
And within the context that he'll put it in, I am fucking smitten right now.
01:11:09.280
I'm just going to be crazy with Heil Hitler, Kanye as the backdrop.
01:11:16.620
The subconscious things that jut into your realm are not you.
01:11:20.620
It might be a collective human memory that's like bouncing off of the Schumann resonance in the lower electrical.
01:11:28.820
The electrical low frequency band of Earth's magnetic field, the ELF band.
01:11:32.320
And there's this Schumann resonance where I think our consciousness is interfering with it.
01:11:38.280
And so that's why you go to call your friend and they're calling you at the same moment.
01:11:56.420
I mean, would you ever be able to get away with that?
01:12:07.740
Well, you're talking about extremely low frequency waves that are discovered and manipulated by Andreeja Buharic.
01:12:25.000
And this studio right here is a two-seat, two-seat, and we're going to have cameras going crisscross.
01:12:33.260
We do this show called Dangerous Retards, and it's me, Top, and David, a.k.a. Raven, and then fourth will be whoever.
01:12:46.500
When people think of me, I think a lot of times they think of Tim because he's put me in such a spotlight.
01:12:51.760
But it's important that we're all doing our own thing and working together.
01:12:55.580
Like, bringing our youth mentalities or just personas, and then we're kind of, like, co-creating.
01:13:03.600
Well, that's literally my favorite part about being in this world is that, like, everybody I talk to brings out a different aspect of my personality.
01:13:13.780
Like, Tim Pool has a different side that he brings out.
01:13:18.040
You know, I think that's the cool is, like, the mashups.
01:13:41.760
With all of the money and fame, I still can't get my kids back.
01:13:45.020
With all of the money and fame, I still don't get to see my children.
01:13:48.160
If you see my children, but they don't see how I'll be feeling.
01:14:07.540
They don't understand the things I said on Twitter.
01:14:10.660
All my niggas Nazis, niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas.
01:14:36.200
Think about all the black dudes going to be bawling.
01:14:39.640
all right ian so this is this is an interesting topic and it's it's hard to it's hard for me to
01:14:52.140
even want to do like like poo poo pee pee on this but like what is kanye west because
01:14:57.780
you weren't you weren't there when when yay was in studio right yeah i was i hung out with him
01:15:03.120
before the show he's awesome perfect he's great this will be insightful then he understands at
01:15:09.120
a certain level like all right so he's having this beef with the jews and he breaks out of it
01:15:14.120
they do some shit to him but now this new kanye that he's showing to us has gone like full aggro at
01:15:21.040
the jews but in a way that is like he's releasing an album that is going to aggravate them but it's
01:15:26.860
also bringing it's bringing this idea this twitter shitposting idea into the mainstream and into like
01:15:33.700
people's living rooms into black culture he has just moved the overton window over like fucking
01:15:39.920
15 feet by doing this and like whatever kind of is is what are you doing now performative art or do
01:15:47.080
you think he's gone crazy when you like perform it i think it's performative art i can't speak for him
01:15:52.500
but he basically got to a level of wealth and influence where he's right net below the level
01:15:58.920
where there's international banking cartels that have the keys and they're like gonna let you in or not
01:16:03.360
a lot of those guys are jewish they're not all jewish but a lot of them are and they're like jewish
01:16:07.320
families old families so he blamed erroneously in my opinion the jews but it's the banking cartels
01:16:13.600
and they wouldn't let him through so now he's just lashing out and doing his fucking hilarious as he can
01:16:19.760
to him and he's like oh i'm gonna i'm gonna dig in on these bitches i got i got money for days
01:16:25.020
probably is what he i fucking love him dude doing a service what i find what i find interesting and
01:16:32.720
it's interesting you would say he's doing a service i like that but um what i find interesting about it
01:16:37.020
is that like from my vantage point as a longtime kanye fan it's so obvious the message that he's
01:16:42.460
sending there he's saying you know you guys you're letting your niggers get out of hand
01:16:48.820
like people see that they think he's lost his mind like i i see it as like yeah i mean he's he's
01:16:56.420
certainly he's he's an odd duck he's an unusual guy for sure but what i hear in that song in
01:17:01.820
particular the one we just listened to he literally it's like telling you exactly what's happening he's
01:17:06.660
like i lost my kids there's nothing i can do to get them back so heil hit my role roll with the
01:17:12.520
nazis and they're my homies and they're all my friends are nazis now and it's cool and shit and
01:17:17.520
we fucking bump dope music no you're you've got it all wrong okay you've got it all wrong uh i think
01:17:23.520
i think it's the exact opposite i think it's the exact opposite he's saying he's saying basically like
01:17:28.340
i've i've lost everything there's nothing i can't go any any lower i can't go any crazier so
01:17:34.100
here's the craziest thing i can possibly say i think he has lost a lot of hope actually and
01:17:40.360
it's probably lashing out in anger because he had aspirations to run for president when he came
01:17:44.680
over to our studio it's true after that after that interview we walked out and just never again he was
01:17:50.220
like i'm fucking done and then he had that new wife he got married to her really quick and he was
01:17:55.280
like i'm no porn is horrible porn destroyed my marriage with kim and then he starts dating this girl
01:18:00.320
and has her come naked to an event so he's like yeah probably self-loathing he's probably going
01:18:06.160
through something where he feels like he did it to himself and is just lashing out at the world
01:18:10.620
through his own you know just betraying his own beliefs i don't know i've been down that on twitter
01:18:18.380
as well i i like it i like it because it's so obvious to me that he's just like i'm going to
01:18:24.160
i'm going to take the burden of whatever is taboo in your life and i'm gonna i'm gonna demonstrate my
01:18:32.840
own pain my own struggle my own plight in that same path that everyone goes through to a certain
01:18:37.320
extent and i'm gonna say yeah dude i suck my cousin's dick for seven years as a kid it's crazy
01:18:42.340
crazy heil hitler and i'm a nazi like he's just he's just like i'm gonna obliterate i'm gonna
01:18:47.940
obliterate shame i'm gonna obliterate the overton window i'm gonna obliterate social mores and paradigms
01:18:53.060
it's just like i i fucking think it's awesome who hasn't party with nazis who hasn't sucked
01:18:57.020
their cousin's dick i mean these are all things we've done i think he might be we can empathize
01:19:02.820
i think he might be christ actually he's like taking the blame for all of our sins that's what
01:19:08.060
he's doing yeah i thought he was gonna again that was retarded what was it i get exactly what you're
01:19:15.380
saying yeah i get like he i felt like he was gonna actually set it on tv he's gonna save he's gonna
01:19:20.380
be like the savior of the jews because i think you know a lot of people that are jewish aren't
01:19:24.940
actually jew they're in jewish in name but they don't follow the torah they don't practice the
01:19:29.380
faith they don't even believe in god like you're not jewish you don't believe in god i don't care
01:19:32.680
who your ancestors are if you don't believe in god you're not jewish if you don't believe in god
01:19:36.340
you're not christian it's the tenet of the faith and then they're like whoa but it's a culture you're
01:19:40.300
like well they use a different fucking word then if it means something different that's the
01:19:43.640
kabbalah i mean that's kabbalah that's what we're talking about here so what do you think about the
01:19:48.220
talmud i don't know a lot about it i never read it or anything dude it's like it's like some either
01:19:54.700
it's like hundreds of thousands of words from what i saw it's a lot of words it's just easy to come to
01:20:00.500
your own conclusion without reading it so like that like kanya was coming to be like to wake people
01:20:06.800
up to wake up the jewish you know the faith or the the jewish culture whatever you want to call
01:20:11.440
and be like yo you guys you if it's done right what he was trying to do is like refocus people on
01:20:16.220
on righteousness but because the lash back was so ridiculous he's like well i fucked you all then
01:20:22.240
that's how you want to be get ready for the the wrath of god is is where i think that's the path
01:20:27.780
he's on right now it does seem like he's still a kind man it seems like he's showing people like uh
01:20:33.240
so you say that i am this and then he then he does this thing you know because like how do you go
01:20:38.260
so wildly from uh uh jesus is king that album which was a banger to like you said like showing
01:20:44.820
pornography like hard porn on twitter just sharing he's like i like this one and just fucking sharing
01:20:50.180
like 20 minute long porn videos and walking your wife naked through paris or something you can't do
01:20:56.460
that likes it though that's the thing like i think he might be just saying like this is sin right here
01:21:01.520
yeah and and yeah yeah and like the same with with saying not hanging with nazis is like oh words hurt
01:21:09.960
you well you know what i've been through i don't fucking words don't hurt me anymore like that kind
01:21:16.500
of thing he doesn't believe it's good he's just called shoving in people's face he's like you've
01:21:20.360
called me every every name under the sun here let me let me give you the last one that no one's
01:21:24.640
ever said before i'm a not in a sense in a sense this is like what taught like what my brand does
01:21:29.300
it's like you've called me this or that and you've said that i am this thing so i will show it to you
01:21:35.200
and now like and then when they screech i go yeah that's the point that's what i was this is what you
01:21:40.080
were saying that i wasn't but now i actually am and it's for me it's a lot of fun but i think people
01:21:45.400
get the wrong uh image of me that's that's fine look can i just show you guys something real quick
01:21:49.120
it's bugging me out i did this artwork of clint six years ago exactly the same and he's sitting
01:21:54.820
now nothing like we have manifested we have manifested it's fucking crazy right isn't it
01:22:04.060
smiling like that oh yes dude i can do the fucking smoky thing do the smoky thing yeah you gotta look
01:22:09.900
off to the the side we need to space out the other side so that you can get between the letters
01:22:14.520
yeah you need to get your son pretty close and by the way i wasn't i wasn't like trying to do this
01:22:23.940
this just happened when we started off this venture it was very much me i was just a fan like a
01:22:29.340
libertarian fan of clint he had like a what was like a fat woman profile yeah it's gay it's gay as
01:22:36.580
fuck but this kind of how it started like i was like oh i like this shit i like this libertarian stuff
01:22:41.000
this guy clint and like you know jose i was i was a fan of jose reed coverdale and i was like i like
01:22:45.700
how they talk i like what they present and i just started drawing them and doing their like artwork and
01:22:50.700
their logos and stuff and then it turned into some just just weird thing now now that he's he's kind
01:22:55.980
of like you're sitting in front of what it's weird right it's almost like full circle huh well and and
01:23:02.120
this sign obviously the design is to a certain extent designed off of your design and then i'm sitting
01:23:09.220
like this and i just haven't changed that much so i'm just wearing the exact things but the
01:23:13.060
headphones and the beanie and the goatee and it's just like it's and the tank top you don't always
01:23:19.280
wear a tank top yeah i know it's fucking it's wild next time you have podcasts with raven it's just
01:23:23.900
gonna be his dick you draw a lot of raven's dick he literally drew raven's dick yeah we had we had a
01:23:32.720
competition called coctober and uh and raven raven raven won it it was like i had just started my
01:23:39.180
show nephilim death squad and it was like really nothing at the time and uh i was told like i don't
01:23:44.980
know i told raven not to enter into it we did something called coctober coctober and he entered
01:23:49.100
in you fucking won and the winner i had to draw yeah i had to draw their dick but now it's like
01:23:54.280
because i was like don't enter it because now i have to look at you like we do a show all the time
01:23:58.160
i've seen your dick you're gonna win i've not just seen your dick i've drawn your dick i've seen
01:24:03.080
your award-winning dick i've drawn it and people they submit their cock and then you guys draw them
01:24:08.860
and then get to do a bunch of stuff submit their cocks to me and then i review them on the show
01:24:14.720
i say i send them to all all of uh tower gang here and we don't show it on this
01:24:20.140
well first i just describe it then i send it to them and they all make fun of me for not
01:24:29.680
describing it correctly well i don't i don't i don't look at the dicks i don't look at the dicks
01:24:34.520
because i'm not a homosexual so we just we leave it up to toad to to review all the dicks but we had
01:24:39.260
basically a fan fan competition they all submit their dicks uh raven won it and then top made him
01:24:45.000
his co-host no no he was my he was my co-host before this is the misconception it all happened
01:24:50.580
at the same time he was my co-host before and then he sent his dick which i said don't do because i'll
01:24:55.160
have to look at it and then we have to be busy it turns out that we're fucking business partners in
01:24:59.540
probably like two different businesses now i did not want that i did not want to see his dick right
01:25:03.640
off the bat but we did perhaps it was a good move on his part yeah but now it's getting more artful
01:25:08.080
because last year uh marshall banana won it by really like he really elevated the uh
01:25:15.000
he elevated cocktober to the next level there by placing his dick in a hot dog bun with condiments
01:25:20.700
oh oh yeah yeah and he's getting and we unveiled we unveiled that at a live event or
01:25:27.120
or other grove yeah so i don't know if we're going to do that this guy i guess we're not going to do
01:25:32.740
that this go around different ideas so i but my question for you clint is you said you didn't want
01:25:37.980
to look at all the dicks because you ain't gay fine i hear that but like what makes you gayer
01:25:42.420
getting surrounded by just a bunch of cock and being like ah or getting one really good cock that
01:25:47.920
you love oh good question i think i think personally i think if you i mean that's an
01:25:56.480
interesting question because like all right let me let me go through the thought experiment if you
01:26:00.520
are just getting like ran through if you're getting ran through by like a hundred dudes yeah there you go
01:26:05.720
that's a t-shirt that he won that's an actual one ball one testicle it is hard yeah but it's at an
01:26:13.980
angle yeah it wasn't hard no it's sure the shirt goes hard well you wear this shirt though right
01:26:20.140
ian look at it come on oh fire fire dude yeah yeah yeah a hundred percent that thing comes in
01:26:23.960
from behind so fast and you're like i didn't even it didn't even use any lube i want to refocus on
01:26:28.560
the words cocktober become the whore that was the tagline for that season actually let me let me
01:26:38.180
let me answer the question all right so i think in some ways it's it's obviously like the milo
01:26:42.760
yiannopoulos like there's in some ways there's almost nothing more gay than just getting ran
01:26:47.300
through by a ton of dudes but in some ways in some ways it is more gay to love a man and to just
01:26:55.540
fuck him a lot you know what i mean no what about if you if you want that dick but you never get it
01:27:01.980
but all you do you just think about the cock or the guy that is just cock shoved in his face down
01:27:07.160
his mouth and he's like i hate it every second of it yeah i think i think the straight guy getting
01:27:12.900
raped a bunch is less gay than the guy who wants a lot of dick that's not getting it like toad i'm
01:27:17.400
with you intention it's like the word you're saying i almost said it out loud i'm not quite there yet
01:27:22.200
i'm not quite softened but you know the n-word it's like the intention behind it how racist are
01:27:26.960
you you could say the word 50 times but if you're just sitting around there thinking about how much
01:27:30.720
you hate black people like that's the real racist i think i think you're kind of driving at some sort
01:27:36.640
of logic there i think what you were getting at with clint is that you're almost implying that he
01:27:40.860
might be a little bit gay for not wanting to look at dicks because he's like why can't i look at dicks
01:27:46.300
like it is whole weird thing about it and i think it's the same idea for the record for the record i looked
01:27:51.560
at every submission i just wanted to make fun of toad for being gay that's what i was doing
01:27:55.280
i looked at all the time yeah we all look at dicks we didn't make a thing about it just you had to
01:27:59.620
make a thing about it clearly you something weird about looking at dicks for you i guess i don't
01:28:03.160
know maybe you're a little gay i don't know if you submitted uh to cocktober how would you uh present
01:28:07.680
like what would you what would you think would win how would you present your cock yeah
01:28:11.880
how's your dick doing what's it look like wait wait this is not it's really good it's like a toilet
01:28:18.560
paper tube roll oh that's pretty good i think of it as yeah when it's fully engorged and it can
01:28:24.440
just keep getting bigger i noticed when a girl says harder she doesn't want you to pound harder
01:28:28.280
she wants your dick to get harder inside of her so that's what you do with that yeah you just get
01:28:32.760
harder allow it to the blood to flow and focus on love you do you do seem like the type of nigga
01:28:39.240
that would like be able to make his dick harder on on command you know i mean yeah she'll come
01:28:43.920
it just it's like orgasm mag magic um harder i figured that out like a year ago i was like oh
01:28:50.240
snap that's what harder means um if i just submit the dick i would have it hanging down with like a
01:28:57.920
sunset behind it and then like maybe a couple of hills and it would just be a long dong like
01:29:03.760
maybe erect pointed down so it looks longer but i want it to be like superimposed on some nature
01:29:08.960
okay yeah yeah like i was hoping to be like the first flaccid cock to win a contest but i don't
01:29:15.460
know if they're hard and flaccid that's the thing about these contests is that everyone lies and says
01:29:19.880
that their dick's soft but everyone's this guy this you want to know who the main culprit is
01:29:24.100
this fucking faggot right here he he actually unprovoked it was hard dude you have i have the
01:29:32.480
picture don't make me send it it's pointed downward what are you talking about yeah anybody's dick can be
01:29:38.300
hard and down dude you just fuck uh i hate you so much why do you have to lie about 50 going it's
01:29:43.040
not fully hard it's just no mine goes up and to the left yeah but like because all the jerking off
01:29:47.800
you did with your right hand me too yeah it doesn't like elevate till you're like over 40 hard and then
01:29:52.380
it kind of then starts it's like just filling out filling out filling out and then like about 40
01:29:56.140
then it starts coming up it's remarked dude it's remarkably lazy that your dick actually bends to the
01:30:01.080
side because you don't want to like you're just so so casually fucking pounding your putt just
01:30:06.240
jerk it off straight up and down so your dick doesn't bend jesus christ i'll go to bat it's
01:30:10.380
just i don't yeah i don't want to think about it you know i'm just kind of in one state of mind
01:30:16.340
baby and i tried it left-handed but it's like learning another oh dude it's impossible i broke i
01:30:21.900
broke my fucking wrist one time bro i can't jerk with my left for shit broke your wrist jerking all
01:30:26.600
no no no no not jerking off i'm just saying like i there was some i had some injury that required
01:30:32.060
me to jerk off with my left hand for a month and it was like this is impossible i don't know what
01:30:36.120
the fuck people are doing required i remember the thread i was trying to connect there i was getting
01:30:41.100
out that ian i think is might be a little bit racist because he won't say nigger it was the
01:30:45.520
connecting tissue between him you know clint not wanting to look at wieners uh you know ian won't
01:30:50.700
say nigger uh and is it like i think it's because maybe you haven't defeated the racist within yourself
01:30:56.260
like i'm not even concerned about racism i've elevated above it i don't even care call me racist i
01:31:00.860
don't care sure i'm racist i'm whatever you want to believe i am i don't give a fuck uh i'll
01:31:05.400
say i'll hitler all day long how hitler nigger yeah all my homies are nazis like
01:31:09.800
i don't know oh no nigger this is why i feel like kanye is like at the highest evolution of
01:31:18.360
whatever life is because he's just like i'm going to say the thing that no one will say like even nick
01:31:24.220
fuentes won't say what kanye west is saying right now and he's doing it to a banger of a track
01:31:29.660
shattering won't say nigger is the name of my new single oh it's so good like i'll say nig
01:31:36.760
and i'll say er but putting it together i don't know i'm like i'm climbing a mountain
01:31:42.680
you know i was saying it earlier in the car there's a time and a place for for everything
01:31:47.540
screaming it in the car screaming yeah i was like oh the feeling of the sound is just
01:31:53.540
liberating man it's been too long that i've lived in fear of this noise uh yeah i think
01:31:59.640
in the shower i wonder what would happen if you know that you know the experiment
01:32:03.260
if you say oh if you say if you say like good affirmations into water it'll create this beautiful
01:32:12.540
crystalline structure that's perfectly symmetrical but if you say negative affirmations into water
01:32:17.600
it's chaotic and exactly we should try saying the n-word into water and see because i wonder
01:32:22.380
i wonder if it's a really well done like well taped like youtube video that we do we're just
01:32:27.860
almost just yelling at water go nigger nigger it's over and over like that we run the test after we go
01:32:33.660
there was no differences in the water no you look at the water the water creates a kfc logo it's like
01:32:39.740
no they do they did um do another version where we say it lovingly we go my nigga and we'd like
01:32:46.880
see if it makes it crystalline that'd be cool it will they did a they did a research an actual
01:32:51.820
study on it and it they found that it works like they did i think it was 2 000 people because if
01:32:58.000
it wasn't the end it was a lane to fold gentlemen this this correlates with what you're saying
01:33:03.640
that it's about intention like let the people that it's because more about like if you're feeling
01:33:07.900
kind intentions with the words it's going to produce a coherent pattern whereas if it's
01:33:12.860
you know angry then it creates more of a uh but it's almost like the words are irrelevant
01:33:18.020
it's the feeling behind can i do it into this bottle right now are you going to start yelling
01:33:23.240
nigger at your water bottle yeah every day before he leaves work he's got like a cup of water he just
01:33:28.320
goes nigger and then well should i say it like in a nice way but then say it like in an evil way
01:33:33.600
yeah no but i think i honestly think we need to like employ a documentary team to to watch us
01:33:39.560
doing this because i'm telling you that is a viral video like a motherfucker dude what if one guy said
01:33:44.360
it about it real lovingly and his water was super pristine and awesome and then the other guy's like
01:33:48.660
i love you but he's saying it with such anger and he's like and then his energy applies but we need
01:33:55.220
to like who's the most racist of us probably cole right yeah he lives in alabama so yeah i think he's
01:34:01.580
like the most genuinely racist even though he's like always smiling when he says it you can tell
01:34:05.060
there's like real fucking anger behind it so i think i think we need him to say it um and then
01:34:09.840
because i love black people the most of all of us i'll do the the kind version well no no don't do
01:34:14.920
the kind one i think we should all just say it uh arbitrarily like say it regular however you'd say
01:34:20.240
it like before you leave you have the cup of water and you just go nigger and however you say it but i
01:34:25.740
feel like your true intention behind it will show in the crystalline structure so like there'll be
01:34:30.700
varying degrees of chaos in in the water really for me i also wondered if you could record your
01:34:35.940
voice and then play it on repeat for the water while you're out of town oh my god when i record
01:34:41.460
it's i'll say it just over and over again niggered niggered we show the video i can't get in the door
01:34:49.320
is locked all day but i think it's the body vibrating that's causing some interference with the water you
01:34:56.480
know you're like 70 water or something you put the water in a 24-hour nigger loop to see if it would
01:35:02.280
make a difference the studies were inconclusive but that didn't stop us
01:35:09.840
we do our own we should get out of here i want to respect ian's time but i gotta ask you do you
01:35:17.140
know what a nigger loop is this is a very nigger heavy episode and i almost feel bad for it but do you
01:35:20.760
have you heard of that before no ian just so you know we don't usually say the n-word so much
01:35:25.980
it was just it's the time it's a time of liberation on earth so if we do it right with kindness you
01:35:32.200
know i think truly we can rehabilitate the swastika and the that word the swastika the swastika can be
01:35:39.180
rehabilitated actually kanye west is doing that right now he's using it yes it's it's not going to
01:35:44.300
be synonymous with i mean he's so big it won't be synonymous with nazis anymore like that that hand
01:35:49.400
has been played out can you imagine a hundred years from now you see a swastika and your first
01:35:53.160
thought is kanye west and not adolf hitler it very well might be if you're thinking about like
01:36:00.720
popularity or like in the meme of whatever the world is kanye west could very well get close to
01:36:07.120
hitler he just needs to kill a couple more jews and then bam you're taking the spot
01:36:11.040
don't do that that doesn't rebrand it at all he needs to do it in a way that's funny and kanye's an
01:36:18.000
artist just like hitler was oh yeah and kind of a an artist that was shunned by civilization in
01:36:25.140
there okay here's a bet here's a bet and it's low-hanging fruit but i think that kanye west
01:36:30.460
is going to come out with the hitler stash like he can actually make that fashionable and if he
01:36:35.260
fired it yeah i would look so good on him hey i mean next time next time i'm on irl i'll shave my
01:36:43.580
goatee down to a hitler stash and you do the same and then we just go on dude i don't tim won't let
01:36:48.240
you on the show i bet he wouldn't let you on the show that'd be so funny i can't i can't do the show
01:36:53.140
i can't i can't do this what the fuck are you doing i think the social pressure of both of you
01:36:58.840
might make him just be like not saying no you know what would be really funny if we if we set
01:37:03.960
up a hidden camera and then we just act like like like there's not this is not an issue like this is
01:37:09.000
the end thing to do now no no here's what here's what you do here's what you do you got to bring
01:37:13.660
like a little piece of tissue or something like that and then as the show is going you just kind
01:37:17.540
of like bring your shaver just right on the show and it's like what are you gonna do now now it's
01:37:23.240
like your move you just look at me go your move tim you stare him in the eyes the whole time as you
01:37:29.360
do it right into the microphone you gotta do yeah do the beard first you gotta do the mustache
01:37:36.260
you know you're gonna end the show you're just gonna end the show tim that would that would
01:37:40.540
legit be the most viral thing that's ever happened on irls this dude
01:37:44.420
oh man oh man my headphones cut out while you were saying that hilarious thing i just imagine
01:37:55.300
it's hilarious i just think it would be the most viral moment like it'd be right up there with
01:38:02.420
kanye west leaving the show would be right up there with me chopping my fucking mustache down
01:38:07.920
on air oh god anyways uh thank you guys make sure you get your bro i mean bro he mean grove tickets
01:38:15.980
uh subscribe to to ian crosson on youtube and uh at liberty like pod on x you got all the shit get
01:38:22.240
all the shit yeah that's right go to nephilim death squad as well and uh all the other shit that
01:38:26.300
clint said guys so give us one final oh go ahead talk no wait you have let ian do a plug ian no one
01:38:35.020
watches the show but if you want to do a plug where can people find you uh yeah yeah you can
01:38:39.760
plug oh on youtube i was gonna make a butt plug joke but i had nothing i had nothing so instead
01:38:45.420
of doing that i'm gonna just talk about you know real shit at ian cross it's my name so it's at ian
01:38:51.260
crosson on all the web on all the social medias pretty much and youtube i did a video on the history
01:38:56.800
of israel because i'm interested in the political reasons not necessarily the racial stuff but more about
01:39:03.380
the political reasons for the existence of the country where it's at why purposeful like why are
01:39:08.660
we in you know having all this conflict clinton i talked a little bit about it with the suez can
01:39:12.160
anyway it's on youtube rumble digging buddy how about the religious reasons have you have you
01:39:17.400
looked into that like ancient israel like in from biblical times that i'm absolutely fascinated with
01:39:23.620
that stuff you could do nephilim death squad and talk about it anyways uh toad give us your plugs
01:39:29.020
better off it's the tower power hour slut tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown
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bitch reed cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
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tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose
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just the tower power hour slut they made date smith all his table gang tower gang tower gang tower gang