Tower Gang - Ep 228 - Vinegar Please w⧸ Ian Crossland

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00:00:12.360 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.180 Yeah, you guys have one, man.

00:00:17.040 Top loss of productions.

00:00:18.160 Top loss of productions.

00:00:48.160 He doesn't act like a normal guy.

00:00:50.240 His mannerisms weren't like everyday guy.

00:00:52.620 There was no part of him that connected to what a normal guy is talking about or interested in.

00:00:59.000 And by the way, normal guys can see through that. 0.99

00:01:02.700 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:01:09.220 They are basically farm equipment. 1.00

00:01:10.880 That's crazy.

00:01:13.160 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 0.99

00:01:15.680 Put some beans in a dildo. 1.00

00:01:16.980 Fuck the dildo and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:01:21.200 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:01:24.980 I'm not even fucking kidding. 1.00

00:01:26.900 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:01:36.260 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:01:37.720 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99

00:01:43.420 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:01:44.480 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:45.560 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:49.860 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:51.080 Ladies and gentlemen, it is 9-11 on a Wednesday and that means we are live. 0.99

00:01:58.720 I am so sorry I missed last week's episode.

00:02:00.840 You guys talked about 100 men on one gorilla fighting. 0.82

00:02:04.480 You talked about all sorts of shit that was like perfectly in my lane and I missed it. 0.98

00:02:07.940 But as you can see, I have a studio. 0.98

00:02:10.300 I am back.

00:02:11.360 Cole is not here.

00:02:12.380 But in his stead, we have replaced him with the far more attractive and far more brilliant. 0.99

00:02:16.320 Ian, mother fucking Crossland. 0.99

00:02:18.640 What up? 1.00

00:02:19.360 Ian Crossland.

00:02:21.280 Why are you on this show?

00:02:22.600 Why did you say yes?

00:02:24.140 Do you know what this is?

00:02:25.580 I think I went in the wrong room.

00:02:29.640 I had a couple of links in my inbox.

00:02:31.540 This is the one I clicked.

00:02:33.540 Is that where you get them?

00:02:35.460 I'm just excited to talk about race realism.

00:02:37.940 And I'm talking about like, anyway, let's just go to it.

00:02:39.940 Well, I'll tell you more about it later.

00:02:43.360 Anyway, it's interesting to see the perception.

00:02:46.320 Our gang from the outside, like what people think it is who haven't watched it, because

00:02:49.940 it's not like a good thing and it has a very bad reputation.

00:02:53.960 But I think you're going to be like race realism.

00:02:57.500 Like, that's not really what we talk about.

00:02:58.900 No, it's racism.

00:03:00.380 Yeah.

00:03:00.980 More race, race, race, racist.

00:03:03.260 Have you been racist by a side?

00:03:04.760 That's what I asked when Clint, when you tweeted out that, uh, hey, watch out for this next

00:03:09.260 race, race thing. 0.72

00:03:11.300 And I was like, have you been racist by a side up today?

00:03:13.960 That's my new verb.

00:03:14.960 Racist.

00:03:15.240 See, you're going to assume that based off of my Twitter feed or Liberty Lockdown or when

00:03:19.680 I'm on IRL that like, that's, that's all serious me. 1.00

00:03:23.260 This is fucking racist, retarded me. 0.99

00:03:24.980 It's a totally different version of me. 1.00

00:03:26.620 Uh, and we're going to find out if you have that version of yourself inside you.

00:03:29.700 That's what everyone finds out.

00:03:30.820 We've had, we've had professional standup comics come on this show and they can't hang. 1.00

00:03:34.480 That's how fucking weird and retarded and racist the show is. 1.00

00:03:37.200 So, uh, if you can't hang, don't feel bad. 0.99

00:03:39.760 Professional comics can't do it either, but we're going to find out.

00:03:42.580 Let's get, let's get right into it. 0.96

00:03:44.080 Let's talk a little bit about fucking Dave Portnoy, uh, sending a anti-Semite to Auschwitz 0.99

00:03:49.100 to demonstrate why the Nazis are bad. 0.99

00:03:53.080 Is that what he says?

00:03:54.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:54.700 Somebody with a fuck the Jews sign. 1.00

00:03:56.840 I don't, I don't know. 1.00

00:03:57.600 Uh, I'm all for giving this guy money.

00:04:00.360 Uh, he put up a give, send, give, send, go or whatever.

00:04:03.100 I think we should all give, uh, you make him rich.

00:04:06.060 That's all I have to say about this story.

00:04:07.380 I totally disagree.

00:04:08.640 This guy's a Muslim. 0.96

00:04:09.540 I don't want to give him a penny. 0.93

00:04:10.760 Oh, is that what we do now?

00:04:12.140 Is that like, like if somebody like gets hurt, like the community just funds them.

00:04:16.180 Is that where we're at?

00:04:17.200 Like if someone's pretty much.

00:04:18.540 Yeah. 0.92

00:04:19.600 Think about how much we say nigger.

00:04:21.100 Like, do you really not want to incentivize this sort of behavior? 0.84

00:04:24.380 I do.

00:04:24.740 I'm just trying to make money off of it, man.

00:04:26.540 I'm not, I'm saying because it's, this is not going to, this is like tipping culture

00:04:29.980 almost like it's tipping culture has taken over. 0.99

00:04:32.660 Now I'm paying, like I'm tipping for fucking guys that I'm, I'm taking the food from shit 0.99

00:04:36.640 like this. 0.99

00:04:37.040 But I feel like this is just an extension of tipping culture.

00:04:39.840 Like we're now we're going to have to tip it. 0.97

00:04:42.000 Like anytime somebody says a racial slurring gets a little bit of shit for it, we have to 0.96

00:04:45.280 like $2. 0.99

00:04:47.020 I agree with you.

00:04:48.500 I don't like the tipping culture that's going into our racism.

00:04:50.740 We ought to be a racist for free, but also, but also what I really don't know.

00:04:54.740 Like, is that like a Puerto Rican, a Muslim, like y'all can get away with dropping an 1.00

00:04:59.440 N-bomb. 0.99

00:05:00.160 Like white people can't. 1.00

00:05:01.440 So the fact that some, some Muslim dude decided to put a, you know, fuck the juice sign in, 1.00

00:05:06.660 in Portnoy's bar, like you're on your own homeboy. 1.00

00:05:09.440 Like figure it out. 0.98

00:05:10.620 Well, Ian, you look like the type of dude that, that got like a, a nigger pass before. 1.00

00:05:14.700 Like has somebody said, yo, my nigga Ian and gave you the pass. 0.98

00:05:18.880 Yeah.

00:05:19.340 Cause I would communicate with my thoughts instead of my words.

00:05:23.180 I cleared out my head of all my past, like shame and YouTube in 2006 to seven.

00:05:28.340 I just made video after video about the shameful things I'd done in my life.

00:05:31.780 Stopped getting distracted and I could think words.

00:05:34.160 So I'd go hang out with a bunch of Spanish dudes.

00:05:36.080 Didn't speak the language, but I could think like, yeah.

00:05:38.520 Spick, spick, spick.

00:05:39.660 Is that what you're saying?

00:05:40.720 It may be like, homie, you're one of us.

00:05:43.140 Cause I'm just like full vibe and same thing with black people.

00:05:46.380 I just, I go to, I lived in like, you know, East, East L, not East LA, but yeah.

00:05:51.400 Like Melrose Hill.

00:05:52.640 And I would go to the places where they said, oh, you got to watch out in that area.

00:05:56.180 It's this culture. 1.00

00:05:57.000 And I'm like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:05:58.440 Humans are eyeballs, dude. 0.99

00:06:00.000 So I'd like vibe with these eyeballs and everybody seemed down.

00:06:03.640 I believe you're the kind of dude, like I grew up in Coney Island and it's like 22nd street.

00:06:09.700 They're like, you just don't walk through there at a certain time of night.

00:06:12.860 You don't do it.

00:06:13.580 But Ian is the type of dude that can like glide by.

00:06:15.800 You just have that energy.

00:06:17.620 He doesn't fit in anywhere.

00:06:19.080 He could be in a hoity toity place in LA and he could be like, you know, in a, in an alley somewhere.

00:06:25.600 Like someone would be like, oh, he could be the homeless guy.

00:06:28.200 He could be, he could be in a seedy, in a seedy area.

00:06:31.020 Just that it kind of looks like he just blends in everywhere.

00:06:33.460 It is kind of the every man.

00:06:34.680 And I think Ian is the type of nigga that like he, he can blend, he can blend into like Compton or Watts. 1.00

00:06:40.160 But like, if I saw him in Hollywood, I'd be the, I'd cross this side of the, to the other side of the street.

00:06:44.260 You know what I mean?

00:06:45.900 I don't blame you.

00:06:47.400 What I started doing is when, cause I lived in New York city for a long time and I'm like, well, I don't want to get mugged.

00:06:51.960 So I'd walk down the street.

00:06:53.100 Like it'd be like 11 o'clock at night and some dude would be walking at me as he would get close.

00:06:57.180 I'd make eye contact with him and think, I just think the word I'd look him in the eyes and think. 0.94

00:07:01.880 And he'd look at me and be fucking stunned.

00:07:05.280 Like if you ever look at someone in the eyes and think a kind word, they just are like dazed for a moment. 0.97

00:07:11.200 Here's what you got to do.

00:07:14.340 You're doing it all wrong, Ian.

00:07:15.740 Like this is what you have to do.

00:07:16.980 So what you're describing to me is that you're clearly autistic on the spectrum and you have some form of telepathy, which is beautiful.

00:07:23.360 But you're using it incorrectly, sir.

00:07:25.180 I love your idea.

00:07:26.740 You think he has telepathy because he notices that people get uncomfortable when he stares him in the eye for uncomfortable periods of time.

00:07:33.780 He's telling you right now that he has telepathy. 0.99

00:07:35.780 What the fuck is your problem, Jose? 0.99

00:07:37.300 It's like, this is a clear, open, shut case. 1.00

00:07:39.860 If anybody else came to you on the internet and said, I have telepathy, you go, maybe not. 0.98

00:07:44.640 But if Ian Crawson says it, you go fucking, of course this guy has telepathy. 0.98

00:07:47.800 Good point. 0.98

00:07:48.600 There's a fact that coupling, which is like the phenomenon where a neuron in the brain will start to interfere with another neuron that's not chemical.

00:07:55.660 It's through magnetic fields.

00:07:56.620 So you might be able to do that with other brains.

00:07:58.840 And then there's also just the act of body language.

00:08:00.840 Like they say 95 plus percent of our communication is nonverbal. 0.95

00:08:04.880 So when you're thinking words, I thought the haptic coupling was mutual masturbation. 0.90

00:08:11.480 Oh, now I know what you're talking about.

00:08:12.640 Yeah, a fact that coupling is where you get together with someone you really love.

00:08:15.620 You come up from behind.

00:08:16.980 Yeah, hold on, Ian.

00:08:18.160 Sorry.

00:08:18.460 Toad with a bang.

00:08:19.340 Good for you.

00:08:20.120 Toad doesn't get many of those.

00:08:22.340 So like when he does, we try to reinforce the behavior.

00:08:24.760 So he does.

00:08:25.060 Won an episode.

00:08:25.840 It's already over, baby.

00:08:27.160 That will be.

00:08:27.940 We're trying to keep breaking from his not funniness.

00:08:30.980 I just want to repeat that.

00:08:32.280 Faptic coupling.

00:08:33.980 That was genius.

00:08:35.100 Faptic.

00:08:35.900 That's pretty good.

00:08:36.680 Yeah.

00:08:36.900 Pretty good.

00:08:37.340 I have a question.

00:08:37.980 Do you have to get consent to read someone's mind?

00:08:41.800 Is it rape if you read someone's mind without asking?

00:08:44.380 Oh, wait.

00:08:45.080 Not yet.

00:08:46.120 Not yet.

00:08:46.640 Oh, not yet.

00:08:47.460 You know how like rape used to be legal 10,000 years ago before they made the covenant or

00:08:51.900 whatever, the Ten Commandments.

00:08:53.700 You could just murder, I guess. 0.86

00:08:54.900 And then I don't know. 0.77

00:08:57.440 I'm just going around telepathically. 0.99

00:09:01.240 Right before the Ten Commandments, you were allowed to rape. 0.99

00:09:05.900 Talk about a buzzkill. 0.93

00:09:07.620 Total legal.

00:09:08.420 Get your rapes in. 1.00

00:09:10.200 Ian, before we go. 0.98

00:09:11.060 I'm going to write.

00:09:11.920 Hold on.

00:09:12.340 I got something to ask you.

00:09:13.520 One second.

00:09:14.040 So technically, when you are performing telepathy, you're performing telepathy.

00:09:25.260 Sounds almost like a glatio.

00:09:26.860 When you're performing telepathy, you are going inside of somebody's brain, inside of their

00:09:32.320 mind, right? 0.99

00:09:32.980 A mindfuck. 0.99

00:09:33.980 And something there. 1.00

00:09:35.740 Yes, it's a mindfuck, some would say. 1.00

00:09:38.320 Is it gay to be inside of another man, inside of his mind hole? 1.00

00:09:43.120 No, I think it's reasonable to get up inside him. 0.99

00:09:46.360 You know, gently.

00:09:48.040 If you're harming him, maybe he'll recoil or clench up.

00:09:53.080 And that might be traumatizing for him.

00:09:56.240 So you want to go easy on his.

00:09:58.120 Is that what the implication is here?

00:09:59.620 I feel like you're dangerously close to justifying. 0.98

00:10:02.700 Like if a woman orgasms during rape, it's not rape because she enjoyed it. 0.98

00:10:06.260 You know what I mean? 0.93

00:10:07.240 So like you're basically saying, as long as his brain doesn't recoil, then it's not

00:10:10.840 rape.

00:10:11.300 And I just, I'm not sure.

00:10:12.760 I'd still be worried about the behind AIDS, though.

00:10:16.180 Like you don't want to contract something from his thoughts, which is totally feasible.

00:10:20.060 You go in there, you don't know what you're going to find.

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00:10:37.100 Hashtag make a play.

00:10:40.440 Did you take care of you? 1.00

00:10:42.700 You're fucking staring deeply in all these black dudes' eyes and got fucking mind AIDS. 1.00

00:10:46.380 That's what we're dealing with. 1.00

00:10:46.900 I'll tell you, and I'm like not even really joking because I would do this with a lot

00:10:50.720 of people when I figured out how to do it.

00:10:52.940 And whether it's a phactic coupling, not just phactic coupling, but, or if it's your

00:10:58.260 body language too, whatever.

00:10:59.320 But I, I would take on other people's trauma.

00:11:01.560 Cause like when you're in this intense, intimate communication state with another human, like

00:11:06.460 you're really, your neurons are mirroring each other. 0.99

00:11:09.780 You should let them rape you basically. 0.99

00:11:11.380 Lines start to cross. 1.00

00:11:12.100 I mean, how can you say no to that?

00:11:14.460 You don't tell me right when you scream, no, stop.

00:11:16.620 You know, Ian, have you ever been inside of Clint?

00:11:20.280 In the end?

00:11:22.140 In the end?

00:11:22.800 Clint, he read your mind, dog.

00:11:25.060 You didn't even know.

00:11:25.980 He was inside your head.

00:11:26.980 It's a little jarring to find out after the fact, but you know, it is what it is.

00:11:33.240 You didn't say no.

00:11:34.620 No, I didn't.

00:11:35.260 No one.

00:11:39.040 Let's hope.

00:11:39.560 Hey, Rich.

00:11:40.200 I hope, I hope he's watching.

00:11:41.640 I do imagine you're like.

00:11:44.180 He does know?

00:11:45.820 No, I don't think Tim knows I'm here right now.

00:11:47.420 Why would he know?

00:11:50.180 He's not a fan of me right now. 0.92

00:11:53.020 He said, he said that I'm, he said I'm too retarded to stop. 0.76

00:11:56.120 Not nice words from him. 0.51

00:11:57.600 I don't know what that meant.

00:11:58.560 Well, that was correct.

00:11:59.460 Awesome.

00:11:59.840 Well, yeah, I mean.

00:12:01.040 That's like too legit to quit.

00:12:02.680 It's the most apt description of you I've ever heard in my life.

00:12:07.280 It was funny because it was said in anger, but it was like, without realizing, it was 0.99

00:12:11.100 like the coolest fucking thing he could have ever said. 0.99

00:12:14.200 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:14.560 Like you just gave him a catchphrase.

00:12:15.520 Someone cut his brakes.

00:12:18.040 Yeah, that's pretty awesome. 0.99

00:12:19.000 Too retarded to stop. 1.00

00:12:20.160 I like it. 0.98

00:12:21.120 Oh, yeah.

00:12:21.580 I have a t-shirt.

00:12:22.320 I have a t-shirt with my face on it.

00:12:23.580 It's too hot to handle.

00:12:24.580 Oh, nice.

00:12:25.200 Oh, good.

00:12:26.940 It sounds better than the can't chromosome.

00:12:29.500 Whatever.

00:12:30.280 So, so basically the way it works, Ian, is that top tries to, I mean, he doesn't try. 0.97

00:12:35.060 He just talks massive shit about Tim Pool constantly. 0.95

00:12:37.640 I don't know why. 1.00

00:12:38.500 And then whenever Tim gains it necessary to go like, hey, you're a fucking queer, then 1.00

00:12:43.500 top immediately puts it on a t-shirt and sells it. 1.00

00:12:46.040 So it's like digging for gold.

00:12:51.300 It's like digging for crawdads or something that have those pinchers on them.

00:12:56.380 Because if you get snapped, it hurts.

00:12:58.500 You're like, all right, I got to watch out a little bit.

00:13:00.040 Be a little careful here.

00:13:01.620 It's not crawdads. 0.99

00:13:02.400 I was going to mindfuck touch. 0.99

00:13:04.260 No, dude. 0.99

00:13:04.680 It's only mindfucking if you love the person. 0.94

00:13:06.940 I do like to imagine that hanging out with Ian is just like, you're looking at your phone 0.98

00:13:11.720 and you're just trying not to look over because Ian's just staring, waiting for you to make

00:13:17.360 eye contact.

00:13:17.820 That was me in my late 20s because I did not.

00:13:21.000 It was under uncontrolled.

00:13:22.660 I didn't know.

00:13:23.540 And I was so self-centered.

00:13:25.220 I was like, I'm doing this.

00:13:26.040 Everybody.

00:13:26.820 Everybody gets it.

00:13:28.020 It's every senior for me.

00:13:29.340 I didn't cross the street when I saw Ian in Hollywood because I was afraid of violence.

00:13:34.500 I was just, he's that dude that sees you, looks longingly into your eyes as you're just

00:13:40.100 crossing paths.

00:13:41.560 Here's the way to all your insecurities.

00:13:43.500 Yeah.

00:13:43.660 He's trying to send telepathic love your way, but the vibe you get is like, oh, this is 1.00

00:13:47.300 a schizophrenic psychopath. 0.97

00:13:49.140 I got to the point where I didn't blink. 0.99

00:13:50.960 I didn't have to blink anymore.

00:13:52.240 And I was like, I got to learn how to blink again.

00:13:53.980 I got to force myself to blink again. 1.00

00:13:56.680 That's the craziest shit I've ever heard, dude. 1.00

00:13:58.880 And I like the main show that I do is fucking unhinged. 1.00

00:14:02.220 But what you just said. 0.97

00:14:04.360 Blinking is just like something that you do like based on instinct.

00:14:10.420 Yeah, like 16 times a minute or something.

00:14:13.300 I think that's normal resting.

00:14:14.300 It sounds like a tagline they'd add to some like sick kid or something.

00:14:17.740 Like I had to teach myself to blink again. 0.99

00:14:19.960 Ian, the type of nigger that I have to teach himself to blink again. 1.00

00:14:23.160 I had to force it. 0.99

00:14:24.120 I was like, I had to retrain this ability now that I'm no longer, now that I'm like new

00:14:27.320 age retarded. 0.98

00:14:28.200 Like I changed, man. 0.95

00:14:29.520 I broke myself and rebuilt myself.

00:14:31.220 It was crazy.

00:14:32.740 Some psychologist was saying, I think it was Chase Hughes, who's like this body language

00:14:37.800 expert said that 15 to 17 blinks per minute is normal blink rate.

00:14:42.780 And if the more confident someone is, the less they blink or the more focused.

00:14:46.600 And then the kind of negative account.

00:14:50.920 Wait, the more on, yes, you are, the more you blink, the more focused, the less you blink.

00:14:56.780 And so psychopaths that are trying to might not blink at all because they're very focused

00:15:01.140 on something or someone that's just deep in a focused flow state might not blink at

00:15:04.760 all.

00:15:05.180 And then people that are stressed, the higher the stress, the more blinks.

00:15:09.080 And so you can read like the change in their blink rate.

00:15:12.140 If they go from blinking 20 times and then all of a sudden they're blinking a lot, you

00:15:14.980 know, something's going on or it indicates there might be a stressful part of the conversation.

00:15:19.820 Maybe they're lying. 1.00

00:15:20.920 And that's when you got to get in their fucking mind, right? 1.00

00:15:22.780 And that's when you open up. 0.99

00:15:27.060 There's two types of autism.

00:15:28.480 Clearly, there's one sitting on the left hand side of the screen that cannot look you

00:15:32.000 in the eyes.

00:15:32.620 And then there's one on the right that cannot stop.

00:15:36.140 Wait, is that me?

00:15:38.420 I want to hear you guys.

00:15:39.820 I took a test on autism and I got one point away from being autistic.

00:15:44.060 I'd like 100 points or something.

00:15:45.940 And when I was taking the test, I remember some questions.

00:15:48.720 I was like, I don't know the answer.

00:15:49.980 Oh, but my dad told me the answer when I was seven.

00:15:52.840 And I remember asking him when I was like seven, what's the normal thing I should do?

00:15:56.540 And he told me so without parents, without any guidance, I think it's more likely for

00:16:00.640 a child to become autistic because you don't you never figure it out.

00:16:04.100 It's like being raised by wolves.

00:16:06.740 You know, like if you didn't have any human rearing, you don't you don't know how to

00:16:11.840 function like Toad.

00:16:13.540 Toad, for instance, he breastfed until he was 12. 0.99

00:16:15.680 So it fucked his whole show. 0.99

00:16:16.880 No, no. 0.99

00:16:17.640 The opposite happened.

00:16:19.060 And you know what?

00:16:19.500 This explains why.

00:16:20.420 That's why I am how I am.

00:16:21.600 So it explains why so many black people are autistic, probably undiagnosed. 0.89

00:16:25.420 But I have a I have like a graph that shows like the flat headed baby.

00:16:29.000 That's the one that's been down and the back of their head is like flat headed. 0.87

00:16:32.800 A lot of black people, you'd be surprised. 0.99

00:16:34.600 Watch the back of their head. 0.99

00:16:35.480 Very flat.

00:16:35.960 That means their parents left them there and they were smoking crack or whatever.

00:16:39.340 But it makes sense because now we're running into these five year old autistic kids at the 1.00

00:16:43.620 park and when this lady says, you know, get your hands out of my purse, nigger, to a five 1.00

00:16:49.160 year old, I think immediately many such cases. 0.99

00:16:53.540 Apparently, the rest of the world is up in arms or at least like half the world.

00:16:58.000 I don't know.

00:16:58.400 Where are you at on that, Ian?

00:16:59.340 I would love to know your. 0.98

00:17:00.620 Where are you at with calling five year old niggers? 0.99

00:17:03.960 I'm screaming profanities of children. 0.99

00:17:05.980 I'm going to let you know she said it.

00:17:07.740 She didn't scream it.

00:17:09.580 At what age is it appropriate?

00:17:12.160 I don't I don't I don't particularly I don't like to demonize words themselves.

00:17:16.540 I think it's the intention behind the words.

00:17:18.760 So if you really truly she probably like wanted him to stop, you know, or wanted him to stop.

00:17:24.600 They want the nigger to leave like that's the intention is what if she was getting inside 1.00

00:17:28.900 his mind if she was going to want a line inside his mind. 0.96

00:17:34.900 Here's my my personal my respect goes up.

00:17:38.020 My personal litmus test for the use of racial slurs is that it can only be used against someone

00:17:42.640 that that at least stands a chance against you in a fistfight.

00:17:45.600 Like if you're using against a woman like a tiny woman or or a child, I'm saying I'm saying

00:17:53.360 like, I feel like you can use a racial slur, but you can only use it against someone that

00:17:56.560 might be able to to best you in.

00:17:59.460 I think this kid could you see him?

00:18:01.480 He's tall.

00:18:02.120 I think it's a smart idea to not say offensive things in general to someone that, you know,

00:18:08.240 is going to anger them to want to violence.

00:18:10.160 You know, I know if they can beat you. 1.00

00:18:11.180 Don't be gay. 1.00

00:18:12.400 Don't be gay. 1.00

00:18:12.900 I don't like that at all. 1.00

00:18:13.540 Clint, I think that that's bullshit. 1.00

00:18:14.760 That answer that you just gave. 0.99

00:18:16.640 It's actually want to use it against people that that you could beat up easily. 1.00

00:18:20.060 No, it's a fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:18:21.140 I reject the premise. 1.00

00:18:22.060 Yes, this is the premise that you're talking.

00:18:23.680 I agree with Bob.

00:18:24.480 Thank you.

00:18:24.940 Thank you, Toad.

00:18:28.080 That's not even an argument right now.

00:18:30.100 I reject your entire premise.

00:18:31.360 I'm making a declarative statement right now.

00:18:33.460 From the bottom.

00:18:34.420 I reject whatever you just said right there.

00:18:36.160 It's nonsense.

00:18:38.300 So here's the deal.

00:18:39.860 You're framing this, like the ability to say a word or not say a word based on physical

00:18:45.000 violence, which is the black people trope of, oh, if you would have said that to my face

00:18:49.260 though, and then the quote goes like, oh, then you'd prove the point, right?

00:18:53.640 In fairness, is it a trope?

00:18:56.180 Because that is a thing.

00:18:58.380 You say that word.

00:18:58.960 It's not a trope, but it shouldn't even be along physical lines.

00:19:02.200 These are words.

00:19:03.080 Although they are, Ian, I'm sure you'd agree that they're metaphysical spells that are cast

00:19:06.420 out into the universe and the vibrations have long resounding effects on us.

00:19:10.540 Sure, that's cymatics, literally.

00:19:14.220 Ian, you got to come on Nephilim Desk. 1.00

00:19:15.640 It's nothing like this bullshit show. 1.00

00:19:17.480 It's after the show. 1.00

00:19:19.200 No, Clint, don't tell me.

00:19:20.080 Yeah, 100%.

00:19:20.400 Let's link it up after.

00:19:21.980 You know what?

00:19:22.300 Let's do it right now.

00:19:26.460 What days are you available?

00:19:28.000 How about Thursday?

00:19:30.340 Thursdays are good.

00:19:32.840 Clint, you don't understand why I'm rejecting the premise of your argument of how we should

00:19:37.360 even allow things to be said.

00:19:39.520 I'm not giving a rule for the rest of Caucasian land to use it or not use it.

00:19:46.720 I'm saying I would only feel comfortable.

00:19:48.640 I would not feel comfortable using it against a child because a child is totally helpless.

00:19:53.600 Now, if the child was armed. 1.00

00:19:54.560 You could beat the fuck to have a child, though, by your own rules. 1.00

00:19:56.220 Eight-year-old black kid with a Smith & Wesson or something. 1.00

00:20:00.180 Fair game. 1.00

00:20:00.740 I get to say whatever the fuck I want at that point. 0.98

00:20:02.180 Can I ask you a fair question? 1.00

00:20:03.040 Wait, so they have to be a violent threat to call them nigger? 1.00

00:20:05.900 I was thinking you were saying. 0.95

00:20:07.260 They're the exact opposite.

00:20:08.560 If they are that?

00:20:10.780 By definition.

00:20:11.720 That's what I was going to ask you.

00:20:12.680 So follow-up question. 0.73

00:20:14.060 Is it okay to call a five-year-old child a nigger that is a nigger? 1.00

00:20:19.140 Because you're acting like one. 0.93

00:20:20.000 That was my tweet, basically.

00:20:21.460 Yeah.

00:20:22.060 It's a good question. 1.00

00:20:22.820 I think by virtue of being five, you're retarded. 1.00

00:20:24.680 I don't know if you can be quite, attain that label quite yet. 0.95

00:20:27.960 I have a five-year-old.

00:20:29.160 I would never call him a nigger. 1.00

00:20:30.140 But if he did shit like that, if he was stealing someone's purse, I might call my kid that. 1.00

00:20:36.760 And he's white. 1.00

00:20:37.760 See, this is my own personal foibles. 0.98

00:20:40.300 But I would more readily use that word against top son than I would against a black kid. 1.00

00:20:47.100 You know what I mean? 0.53

00:20:49.360 I don't know.

00:20:50.680 I don't know. 0.90

00:20:51.440 I just, I would struggle to use it against a black person. 0.94

00:20:54.100 I would. 1.00

00:20:54.260 If you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you. 1.00

00:20:56.720 And you know that I can do it. 1.00

00:20:59.000 Use it against a white, like a white kid, a hundred times out of a hundred. 1.00

00:21:02.460 Nah. 1.00

00:21:03.380 Coward. 1.00

00:21:04.180 This is weak shit, man. 1.00

00:21:05.620 I'd call a baby a nigger. 1.00

00:21:07.020 I don't care. 0.98

00:21:08.080 I thought it was interesting.

00:21:09.300 You kind of insinuated that it was, she's doing more damage because she's going at a kid as opposed to a color of a person. 1.00

00:21:16.160 That it was the young, that it was the kid was young.

00:21:18.480 Like, would you think it would be more justified if it was like a 17-year-old teenager?

00:21:22.920 100%.

00:21:23.180 Ian, how dare you?

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00:21:38.920 Hashtag make a play.

00:21:42.020 We're libertarians.

00:21:43.100 We don't see age.

00:21:44.120 Play the video, though.

00:21:45.240 You can see the kid in the video.

00:21:47.820 Be fair, I've never seen the full video.

00:21:50.920 I just saw the aftermath.

00:21:52.140 Is the kid, like, really going at her in the video?

00:21:55.040 No, but he's not kind.

00:21:57.240 In fairness, the video starts after she's already stopped engaging with the child.

00:22:03.720 She's now dealing with a Somalian adult. 0.95

00:22:05.620 Yeah, who's a pedophile as well. 0.99

00:22:08.280 Which is crazy. 0.97

00:22:09.320 Like, so many layers on this.

00:22:10.520 Do you think this is a simulation, Ian?

00:22:13.380 Well, yeah.

00:22:15.220 I mean, your body is sensing, is simulating vibration and turning it into senses or sensory perception.

00:22:23.180 In that sense, yeah, we're simulators, kind of simulating this bizarre high-frequency environment.

00:22:29.040 But I think that it's also like a base.

00:22:32.200 We're in a sort of base reality.

00:22:34.080 I don't know, dude.

00:22:34.780 That's what I think.

00:22:35.860 Can we use the N-word in the base reality?

00:22:37.440 I don't think you said anything definitive there.

00:22:38.660 Yeah.

00:22:39.080 A base.

00:22:40.240 Yeah, that's the reality I want to be in.

00:22:41.780 Oh, that's the base reality.

00:22:43.000 It's where we can use the N-word.

00:22:44.180 I like it.

00:22:44.860 Yes, that's the one.

00:22:46.180 That's the one.

00:22:46.400 That's how we know we're in the base reality.

00:22:48.000 That's where we're going back to you, baby.

00:22:49.400 We'll go back.

00:22:51.440 Bring it back. 0.69

00:22:52.360 I feel like we broke the – I think we broke through the glass ceiling on nigger. 1.00

00:22:57.780 I think we're back. 0.96

00:23:00.820 Maybe I'm in my own little echo chamber, my own little nigger echo chamber. 1.00

00:23:04.380 But I think we're cool now. 0.88

00:23:06.300 I think this is out there.

00:23:07.720 This is like when it's free.

00:23:09.420 We can say it now.

00:23:10.560 It's beautiful. 0.94

00:23:11.640 Sex glass ceiling has so much text.

00:23:12.940 I've always been, but I'm just trying to convince everyone else to come out the closet with me

00:23:17.660 and be like, hey, we can say this, guys.

00:23:19.460 You never had a ceiling.

00:23:21.340 You never had a ceiling.

00:23:22.460 I still have one.

00:23:23.420 And I don't feel like it's even been weakened for me.

00:23:26.980 I still feel bad.

00:23:28.640 I want – because I really don't think words are – well, like you were saying, Top,

00:23:32.500 they do have cymatic – like a word creates a vibration that can be measured in shape.

00:23:37.480 So it is – your words are changing the shape of reality.

00:23:40.020 So maybe there's something about that word, that sound.

00:23:43.800 But like if you say like nagger, that doesn't – I mean in context or nagger, like –

00:23:49.620 Nagger? 0.97

00:23:50.880 Or just neg or like –

00:23:52.420 This is your wife.

00:23:53.720 All these different sounds that –

00:23:55.360 Go through different variations for what I'm at, please.

00:23:57.240 Almost – yeah, exactly.

00:23:59.140 Like are they doing the same kind of magic spells on reality or is it –

00:24:03.020 A nogger?

00:24:04.220 I like eggnog.

00:24:05.400 Wait a nogger.

00:24:06.740 By that idea, by that logic, would it have been better for her to call him a nigglet? 1.00

00:24:12.840 It's adorable, right?

00:24:14.140 It's kind of adorable.

00:24:15.000 Better?

00:24:15.060 Yeah.

00:24:15.800 It certainly would have had a different impact.

00:24:18.140 Metaphysically better.

00:24:19.920 And the word sounds phenomenal.

00:24:22.820 I don't know –

00:24:24.220 See, it's the energy – it's the energy behind these sounds that are what can cause harm or –

00:24:29.840 I totally agree with this because when you say – like I can say it right now.

00:24:33.020 Nigglet. 1.00

00:24:33.500 It makes me feel good.

00:24:34.640 The other one –

00:24:35.220 It makes me feel horrible.

00:24:35.960 The other one makes me feel bad.

00:24:37.080 Maybe it's different jokes for different folks.

00:24:38.920 Like for me, maybe it's like I'm a primal guy.

00:24:41.460 Like I've always been blue collar. 0.92

00:24:42.700 Like nigger. 1.00

00:24:43.700 It's like hard. 0.98

00:24:44.500 It's like rough.

00:24:45.140 It doesn't get around the bush.

00:24:46.320 It's like, oh, yeah.

00:24:47.520 That's my kind of word.

00:24:49.280 It's when Toad says Jew. 0.91

00:24:50.720 You know how he says that?

00:24:51.600 Yeah.

00:24:52.040 Say it.

00:24:52.420 Say it, Toad.

00:24:54.260 What? 0.96

00:24:55.760 Say Jew. 0.74

00:24:56.480 Just say it. 0.83

00:24:57.760 Jew. 0.90

00:24:58.760 Do you see how he has it? 0.90

00:25:00.400 There's a contempt that he carries with it.

00:25:02.120 And like when I say Jew, people think that I'm anti-Semitic and chill. 0.68

00:25:05.180 Anti-Semitic.

00:25:06.100 Not cymatic. 1.00

00:25:06.700 That's another thing.

00:25:07.360 You got me with the cymatics.

00:25:08.440 But they think I'm not.

00:25:09.720 I could say Jew regular. 0.83

00:25:11.320 Toad cannot. 0.86

00:25:12.180 Toad does not – something's wrong with this guy.

00:25:14.440 I got to pray for Toad. 0.98

00:25:15.220 Well, this is why we're tipping all of these nigger sayers because we're giving them the tips back that all the Jews took. 1.00

00:25:24.220 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:25:25.060 See the Jews? 0.96

00:25:25.820 See how he says that? 0.95

00:25:26.460 It's obvious that you have more malice towards the Jews than you do blacks, which I find fascinating. 1.00

00:25:31.520 Was that a circumcision joke, too? 0.98

00:25:32.880 They caused more problems. 0.99

00:25:34.240 They brought the blacks to America. 1.00

00:25:36.300 It's all the Jews' fault. 1.00

00:25:37.320 Do you see how he's saying it, Ian? 0.93

00:25:38.840 Look, Ian's looking into your eyes right now.

00:25:41.660 Yeah, it was like the one Jew. 1.00

00:25:43.660 It kind of had like the word chew.

00:25:45.520 Like kind of had this like curling of the jaw right here.

00:25:49.460 Chew.

00:25:50.460 Hensing of the jaw.

00:25:52.620 Yeah.

00:25:52.940 Chew.

00:25:53.340 We went to the store – a little earlier, we went to the store to get some vinegar.

00:25:58.880 And I'm like, how is that word okay?

00:26:02.380 Because we're just talking about the sound of words.

00:26:04.080 I'm like, we're going to go get vinegar later.

00:26:07.680 Think about it.

00:26:08.660 As long as you're still involved in public.

00:26:10.800 Wait, we can say this. 0.98

00:26:11.760 Why can't I say nigger? 1.00

00:26:13.140 Where's the red wine vinegar? 0.97

00:26:15.500 It's the same sound.

00:26:17.160 It's the same word.

00:26:18.040 It's the same sound.

00:26:19.100 Same sound.

00:26:19.620 It's like the word bread and bread.

00:26:21.280 You know, I eat bread.

00:26:22.080 We bread.

00:26:22.500 And in a way, it's like it's acceptable just based off of the pace with which you say it.

00:26:28.360 Because if you say vinegar, no big deal.

00:26:31.020 If you say vi –

00:26:31.860 This is – 0.99

00:26:32.860 Vir, like you're going to fucking – 0.99

00:26:35.360 Everyone in the audience, this is what I want you guys to do. 0.99

00:26:39.160 Go to your nearest store, your Publix or whatever you got over there and find a black person stocking the shelves and just stand next to them looking and say vinegar. 0.99

00:26:46.760 And see how many times you'd have to do that to get punched because I'm sure that somebody – people are on edge right now, right? 0.97

00:26:53.920 They're probably like, I wish a nigga would call me and they hear it. 0.94

00:26:58.180 That'd be great. 0.76

00:26:58.760 Actually, if any of our fans are like live in the hood, if you could just go out the street right now, video yourself screaming vinegar.

00:27:07.320 Let's just see what happens.

00:27:09.080 What about white vinegar?

00:27:13.540 Yeah.

00:27:14.200 White always got to be white. 0.99

00:27:15.880 That's me.

00:27:16.840 Yeah, we got white vinegar right here, baby. 0.99

00:27:18.640 He's on the bottom left.

00:27:21.100 Vinegar, please.

00:27:22.960 I mean, it's just –

00:27:23.640 That's going to catch it on.

00:27:24.480 What I hope and what you're – I feel like we are on the cusp of like demystifying that sound and like it being okay, you know?

00:27:35.720 Yeah.

00:27:36.340 And just – because it really is about kindness.

00:27:38.100 If you don't have – if you love people and you look at that word when it's used like in communities of love, it's totally – it's like one of the greatest –

00:27:46.000 See, this is why I've always resented the fact that I, as a white person, am not supposed to use it. 0.71

00:27:53.120 Because my favorite thing in the world is to refer to all my homies growing up with my niggers. 0.99

00:27:58.520 He loves niggers. 1.00

00:27:59.900 It's like, these are my niggers, you know? 1.00

00:28:01.560 And like we all said it. 1.00

00:28:03.320 I grew up in the fucking 90s. 0.99

00:28:04.680 So like that was a thing. 0.99

00:28:05.860 And then no one felt bad about it at all.

00:28:08.000 And then it became a bad thing later on.

00:28:09.740 We've got to emancipate the word nigger.

00:28:12.080 We got to free – 0.99

00:28:13.360 We got to free the niggers. 1.00

00:28:15.240 Free the niggers. 1.00

00:28:17.020 All right, that's a t-shirt. 1.00

00:28:18.260 Oh, my God.

00:28:18.940 No, that can't be a t-shirt.

00:28:20.320 That can't be – I can't put that in a t-shirt.

00:28:22.040 That can't be a t-shirt.

00:28:23.120 Oh, dude, you're getting carried away.

00:28:24.400 Yeah, it's because it's the way you say it that really, really gives it value.

00:28:29.240 It's funny because like Hop doesn't actually even believe in that, which is the weird part.

00:28:34.620 Like he believes in freeing the word, but not the black. 0.90

00:28:37.420 No, please don't.

00:28:39.940 Put it in quotations so you're like, no, it's the word.

00:28:43.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:46.500 Not actually the people.

00:28:49.720 People are like, why is it in quotations?

00:28:51.720 Don't worry about it.

00:28:54.400 Owen Benjamin had a great bid on that with – he was like – he had gotten into the black community and he was like – basically presented them the choice like, would you rather me like support aborting black people or would you rather instead of aborting that, I would just have that as my like slave or like builder buddy? 0.90

00:29:11.900 Guy that would do work around the farm.

00:29:14.020 Work on my plantation. 1.00

00:29:14.780 Yeah, so it was like presenting killing a black person versus enslaving one and the black people all chose killing them. 1.00

00:29:22.360 It was crazy. 1.00

00:29:23.080 It was really crazy to see. 0.92

00:29:24.560 Think about how productive our economy would be if every little nigglet instead went to a farm instead of getting killed. 1.00

00:29:29.960 Come on. 0.92

00:29:32.320 We said we were doing a whole nigglet thing earlier. 1.00

00:29:34.020 Come on.

00:29:34.480 We were in.

00:29:34.800 Come on.

00:29:35.440 It's too far.

00:29:36.680 I mean like at least some like age laws for work.

00:29:40.080 Yeah, you lost me on every. 0.62

00:29:41.960 Every nigglet is like, whoa. 1.00

00:29:43.460 All right, dude. 0.84

00:29:44.040 Getting a little serious.

00:29:45.100 I was doing the math after you said it.

00:29:47.560 That's funny.

00:29:48.820 Genuinely trying to do calculations without data.

00:29:51.740 Is it true that there's –

00:29:52.580 Kind of our current GDP. 0.84

00:29:54.260 Is it true that there's less black people born than there are black people aborted?

00:29:58.620 Is that true? 0.97

00:30:01.080 Probably.

00:30:02.560 That there are less born than aborted?

00:30:04.440 Is that what you're saying?

00:30:05.640 Yeah. 0.98

00:30:06.280 Like I've read somewhere that like more black people are aborted than born. 0.88

00:30:10.740 That is a crazy statistic if it's true. 0.68

00:30:13.820 Isn't it also true that –

00:30:15.400 I don't know if it's gorillas, but some primate, non-human primate, like they kill their young.

00:30:21.620 Like they basically abort them like right after they're born.

00:30:25.380 It really lends credence. 0.98

00:30:26.680 A male monkeys will murder them. 1.00

00:30:28.100 Yeah, that's pretty common.

00:30:29.000 Doesn't it lend credence to the idea that like –

00:30:31.920 So this is crazy.

00:30:32.640 This is a crazy thought, but it's going around Twitter. 0.98

00:30:34.900 Some people say that black people are a Jewish bioweapon created by brought over on ships to here 0.96

00:30:42.640 and then controlled, weaponized, and even to the point of like population control. 0.96

00:30:48.400 If you really want to boil it that far down, like the propaganda to get them to want to abort their young over being slaves,

00:30:57.980 they would all readily choose abortion.

00:31:00.060 It's like that's like a deep set propaganda. 0.94

00:31:01.640 What I find fascinating, though, is that like as much as black people are convinced that white people hate black people, 0.98

00:31:10.240 like black people kill way more black people than white people do because of the abortion. 0.99

00:31:14.460 Yeah, I never kill a black dude. 1.00

00:31:16.760 Me neither. 0.99

00:31:17.600 Not yet.

00:31:18.040 I haven't killed anybody.

00:31:20.040 I haven't killed anybody.

00:31:21.280 It's like I once looked a man in the eyes until he died.

00:31:23.600 It took three months.

00:31:28.340 Here we go.

00:31:30.440 What are we going to pop a game?

00:31:31.440 We can't be higher.

00:31:34.260 All right. 1.00

00:31:36.620 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:31:37.260 Look at that. 1.00

00:31:37.620 Just that more African-American pregnancies in an abortion compared to birth,

00:31:41.540 contributing to a higher abortion rate among black women.

00:31:44.120 That's wild. 1.00

00:31:44.740 That is crazy, dude.

00:31:45.720 That's insane.

00:31:45.960 I did not make it up. 1.00

00:31:47.020 There are more black people being murdered by black people than like the Ku Klux Klan could have ever dreamt of. 0.96

00:31:53.060 But I think even if you don't count abortion, that's still probably true. 1.00

00:31:56.900 Think about every one of those lives extinguished.

00:31:58.980 They're like the economic value that was lost.

00:32:02.720 I was thinking, I think we're talking about race, race. 0.79

00:32:06.120 I think Tim actually mentioned that white people were weak and he was making just a generalization.

00:32:11.320 And I thought like, OK, let's give everybody like racial stats.

00:32:14.060 Maybe we had Jill Asian. 1.00

00:32:16.100 Yeah, like white people weak, but industrious black people. 0.97

00:32:20.920 I don't know what will be the negative of that of that. 1.00

00:32:23.260 Genetic ancestry aggressive, but white people are weak, like not all. 1.00

00:32:29.860 White people are weak, whereas black people would be. 1.00

00:32:32.120 These are the negative traits if you had to generalize aggressive. 1.00

00:32:35.200 And then whereas the black whites.

00:32:37.680 And there's so many different types of black people, too.

00:32:39.220 Like in Africa is more genetically diverse racially than ever than the rest of the world. 0.91

00:32:43.760 From what I heard, like the amount of like Ethiopian versus, you know, 1.00

00:32:47.380 Congolese are like completely different tribal ancestries.

00:32:51.900 That's a good comparison, because like if you if you have 100 white dudes and you have to take on like one black dude from the Congo, 0.94

00:32:57.600 like you might be in trouble. 0.99

00:32:58.500 But if it's a fucking dude, you can you can literally line up 10 Ethiopian dudes. 1.00

00:33:06.760 I'm running through them, bitches. 1.00

00:33:08.180 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:33:08.400 Or like a Somalian. 0.98

00:33:09.480 That's how you can tell.

00:33:10.380 Like, why are those guys so thin, man?

00:33:12.160 Oh, Somalians. 1.00

00:33:12.960 I use them to fucking floss my teeth. 1.00

00:33:16.300 I find that very disrespectful. 0.99

00:33:18.380 I got it.

00:33:18.980 I wouldn't. 0.92

00:33:19.680 They're way too dirty. 0.98

00:33:21.380 Ian, gorilla. 0.99

00:33:22.700 One gorilla versus 100 men.

00:33:24.020 Where are you at on that?

00:33:24.880 I need to know.

00:33:25.400 Oh, man, I've had I've been thinking about it for weeks. 0.97

00:33:27.700 OK, so I got you got to factor in morale because the gorilla might shit itself. 0.95

00:33:33.980 That's the big factor. 0.62

00:33:34.820 Yeah, he's 100.

00:33:35.380 Big factor.

00:33:35.760 100 screaming guys could easily freak a gorilla out and scare it into submission or scare it.

00:33:40.640 And and then how how big is the arena if they're in an arena the size of like somebody's living room

00:33:46.920 and the gorilla is going to have a lot better chance.

00:33:49.140 But if it's a huge, wide open, multi football field, you're going to have 100 people going to have to.

00:33:54.880 I think I think a good way to think about it is a basketball court because 100 people and a gorilla.

00:34:00.720 That's like a good size.

00:34:01.740 I was thinking a field like an open field. 0.99

00:34:04.200 Well, there's no fucking measurement top. 0.99

00:34:06.820 What the fuck does that mean? 0.99

00:34:07.780 The basketball court seems a more appropriate place for I see wander into his little grove where it's him and his gorilla buddies hang out. 1.00

00:34:13.720 And you're like, let's go, bitch. 1.00

00:34:14.800 And then here's why here's why I thought an open field, because that's where you'd find a gorilla. 0.99

00:34:20.080 And also like less likely that's where you find gorillas.

00:34:23.840 Yeah, they just be chilling. 1.00

00:34:25.200 I don't know what the fuck gorillas go through. 0.99

00:34:26.660 It's their natural habitat open fields. 0.99

00:34:30.900 You know nothing about gorillas.

00:34:33.180 I can't believe you've even engaged in this.

00:34:35.380 You are so convinced.

00:34:37.240 Tom is still right.

00:34:38.460 We're right.

00:34:38.780 You think that 100 men couldn't take one 400 pound incredibly strong vicious animal, but it's 100 men.

00:34:46.560 It's 15,000 pounds at least.

00:34:48.600 Yeah, it's like it's like thinking that 100 men can't take down a lion.

00:34:51.480 Of course we can.

00:34:52.000 No, I think they can.

00:34:52.780 I don't know.

00:34:54.580 A lion's a different story.

00:34:56.220 I don't know about that one, actually.

00:34:58.160 Maybe.

00:34:58.700 Could a man kill a bear? 0.55

00:35:00.640 Or there was like could a man kill a gorilla?

00:35:02.540 Like a couple of years ago.

00:35:03.460 Remember there was that thought experiment? 1.00

00:35:04.880 Could a man kill a tiger or some bullshit? 1.00

00:35:08.200 People were like, oh, I could kill the monkey. 1.00

00:35:10.040 I could handle it. 0.99

00:35:11.020 I could do it.

00:35:11.740 Remember that?

00:35:12.120 It was like a one-on-one thing.

00:35:13.420 I thought it was a gorilla and a bear.

00:35:16.720 Okay, maybe.

00:35:17.480 But it was dudes being like, I could do it. 0.96

00:35:19.560 If it was me, I'd be able to kill the wild animal.

00:35:22.820 And I think people had that lingering when they're like, well, could 100 humans do it? 0.99

00:35:26.100 Because there's no fucking way a gorilla could stop 100 human men. 0.98

00:35:29.380 Yes. 1.00

00:35:29.740 There's no fucking way. 0.99

00:35:31.300 Here's a question. 1.00

00:35:32.100 Ian, if you got a good punch on a gorilla, because that's how you'd harm it.

00:35:36.460 If you got a good punch on it, do you think you would deal any sort of damage? 0.99

00:35:39.640 If there's like a fucking life bar. 0.99

00:35:41.020 That's not how you're armed. 1.00

00:35:42.080 You can bite him to death with 100 people and just hold him until he dies. 1.00

00:35:47.220 Smash your teeth out. 1.00

00:35:48.680 I don't think you can even bite through its skin, but that's not the point. 0.99

00:35:51.460 The point is you secure its arms with fucking 10 dudes, secure its other arm with 10 dudes, 0.99

00:35:55.480 secure its legs with 10 dudes, secure its other legs with 10 dudes, 1.00

00:35:57.320 and then you suffocate the bitch to death. 1.00

00:36:00.280 Just sit on it? 1.00

00:36:01.140 You just want to get your shirt off?

00:36:03.320 I just don't see it around his throat. 1.00

00:36:04.880 You immediately fucking, you immediately disable it by going after its eyes. 1.00

00:36:09.100 You rip its nuts off. 1.00

00:36:10.700 Yeah.

00:36:11.240 If you tore a gorilla's nutsack off, which would inevitably happen in a brawl with 100 dudes, 0.84

00:36:15.800 one of the guys would get in there with his sharp fingernails and just pull it from underneath out. 0.81

00:36:19.320 But then would the gorilla get enraged and fight stronger as it was bleeding out?

00:36:23.380 I mean, the nuts are the best way to kill that thing is to go for the nuts. 1.00

00:36:27.380 Because that's what he's going to do to you. 0.76

00:36:28.880 I think you're bleeding out. 1.00

00:36:30.240 I think you can bleed out if you lose your dick. 1.00

00:36:31.760 I think some animals will bleed out. 1.00

00:36:33.360 No, not me.

00:36:34.840 Not you. 0.99

00:36:35.220 Are gorilla testicles, like, are they tough? 1.00

00:36:39.460 I think it's tiny for me to bleed out if you were to chop my dick off. 1.00

00:36:41.380 I'd be all right. 1.00

00:36:42.360 I think this gorilla just goes around.

00:36:44.000 He just does, like, a gorilla roll.

00:36:45.260 And as he's, like, moving around, he's just popping people's heads off.

00:36:47.900 He just puts his arms out and spins around.

00:36:49.860 I think he's basing this all off of, like, Super Mario World, like, DK.

00:36:57.720 Throwing barrels at you.

00:37:00.020 How many barrels does the gorilla have?

00:37:01.640 That's the question.

00:37:03.580 If he only has 30, I'm getting up those ladders.

00:37:07.140 It's a princess of mine.

00:37:08.260 Great point.

00:37:08.720 Because I feel like you've got 100 dudes. 0.93

00:37:10.800 Sure, like, 30 of your niggas get taken out by the barrels. 1.00

00:37:13.840 But, like, you've got 70 left. 0.57

00:37:14.960 You'll be all right.

00:37:15.600 The 100 dudes all look like me.

00:37:17.600 Yeah, that was weird.

00:37:18.380 Dude, that didn't come out right. 0.99

00:37:19.260 So what is the consensus that the gorillas fucking meet? 1.00

00:37:22.660 Like, you tear the nuts off. 0.99

00:37:24.140 You get five guys on an arm.

00:37:25.840 Five guys.

00:37:26.300 That's 1,000 pounds on one arm.

00:37:28.720 I still feel like if it's just the five of us, like, we feed Toad to it. 0.97

00:37:32.920 And then while it's, like, scarfing down Toad, we fucking jab its eyes out. 0.93

00:37:36.860 Because it can only focus on one guy at a time. 0.98

00:37:39.700 I mean, effectively.

00:37:41.740 Because he's, like, holding us with, like, balancing one leg and each one person.

00:37:45.680 I already told you there are actual stories of gorillas just mauling,

00:37:48.980 like, several men.

00:37:49.980 And then as soon as it starts to really eat cold, we take some of his, you know,

00:37:55.660 his broken off limbs. 0.99

00:37:57.040 We use the bones to fucking. 0.99

00:37:58.740 Then we have, you know, weaponry. 0.99

00:38:01.020 That's another part.

00:38:02.940 Makeshift weapons.

00:38:03.960 If you can grab bones or fingers or.

00:38:07.200 Think about clothing when we talked about this last week.

00:38:09.520 Because, like, you could literally, when you hold them down.

00:38:11.780 I think the men should be naked. 1.00

00:38:12.560 It would be great for restraining and also for literally choking them to fucking death. 1.00

00:38:16.380 Right. 1.00

00:38:16.700 You'd have to fight them naked. 0.51

00:38:18.460 It would have to be 100 naked dudes. 0.98

00:38:19.200 It would have to be 100 naked dudes. 0.98

00:38:21.660 I like this a lot.

00:38:23.480 Even if that wasn't a mandatory rule, like, I want to know I won fair and square.

00:38:28.280 We're all doing this naked.

00:38:29.260 What if it could just be 100 naked dudes and that's all?

00:38:32.200 Just 100 naked guys?

00:38:33.400 That would be better.

00:38:34.000 Where's the gorilla at?

00:38:35.800 He could come too, I guess.

00:38:37.340 I don't know what's going on here.

00:38:40.700 Let him come later in the night first.

00:38:42.720 I'm going to come.

00:38:43.500 I mean, I'm down with a gorilla if somebody knows him.

00:38:53.940 Can you vouch for this gorilla?

00:38:56.380 Yeah.

00:38:57.000 Is he cool?

00:38:58.220 I don't know.

00:38:58.600 My sister's been dating. 0.76

00:39:01.060 All right.

00:39:01.400 Tyler, run your line for a while.

00:39:03.100 Oh, my God.

00:39:04.200 Oh, Ian.

00:39:05.320 We wanted to.

00:39:06.260 All right.

00:39:06.520 Let's play this.

00:39:07.060 We were going to ask you about your sexual habits.

00:39:09.020 Let's watch this.

00:39:09.600 Fish in a pond and 13 of those fish were causing half of the issues in the pond.

00:39:15.300 What should we do with those 13 fish? 1.00

00:39:18.480 Kill them and eat them. 1.00

00:39:20.540 Kill them and eat them. 1.00

00:39:23.760 Kill them and eat them. 1.00

00:39:25.120 Kill the 13 fish? 1.00

00:39:26.560 Kill them and eat them. 1.00

00:39:28.000 Kill them. 1.00

00:39:29.300 Kill them. 1.00

00:39:30.980 Let's. 1.00

00:39:31.460 Oh, my God.

00:39:34.420 I don't think he even gets it.

00:39:36.820 Oh, I think I get it.

00:39:37.680 13%.

00:39:38.320 He's talking about violence statistics. 1.00

00:39:40.140 Let's fucking go, baby. 1.00

00:39:43.080 You know. 1.00

00:39:43.680 So I'm thinking of an alien. 1.00

00:39:45.200 If an alien race approached the earth and saw all the humans fucking shit up, would it? 1.00

00:39:50.400 Do you think it would be racist? 1.00

00:39:52.080 Would it be like those?

00:39:53.540 Oh, yeah.

00:39:54.360 That would be the only logical thing at that point from a surface level.

00:39:57.840 You know, having any deeper.

00:39:59.360 You're like, hey, the darker ones are causing a lot of problems. 1.00

00:40:01.560 It totally would make sense.

00:40:03.800 That must be why they're dark.

00:40:05.320 Yeah.

00:40:06.420 I think I'm noticing a pattern here.

00:40:08.320 Maybe we can address this.

00:40:09.880 Well, I wonder if we take over this planet. 0.99

00:40:12.340 If it came from back in the day when they would fight hand to hand and the dudes from the Africa with the darker skin were harder to see at night and they'd be like, shit, how the fuck can we fight these guys hand to hand at night? 1.00

00:40:22.480 You can't even see them because they're in the white. 0.99

00:40:24.820 The light skin people are reflecting moonlight and they're like trying to paint their face black and shit so they can survive. 1.00

00:40:30.820 Is that real? 0.99

00:40:31.460 I was just wondering about that. 1.00

00:40:33.740 But blacks are so loud. 1.00

00:40:34.880 You can still find them. 1.00

00:40:36.140 This is tremendously racist.

00:40:37.460 But here's my thought process on it.

00:40:38.920 And this definitely feeds into race realism, which you thought that's what the show is about.

00:40:42.620 So I'll do it.

00:40:43.240 I feel like white people are more innovative and therefore we created weaponry, which replaced brute force far earlier than African tribes did. 1.00

00:40:58.120 Therefore, they had spears and shit, but we were like, yeah, we got guns. 0.98

00:41:01.580 What are you doing? 0.98

00:41:02.020 So we became more weak physically, which is why they dominate in athletics, whereas we dominate in everything else.

00:41:09.700 So that's the thought process.

00:41:12.620 Yeah.

00:41:12.900 And that living in the life in the jungle, not that Africa is not all jungle, but I don't know if they farmed, like if farming was more once you got out of the jungle.

00:41:22.740 Oh, no.

00:41:23.100 They have farms, but they're all ran by white people. 1.00

00:41:25.900 And as soon as they kill them, they starve. 0.94

00:41:27.460 Oh, so the Europeans went down there and then started farming because like farming allows you to become weak, weak and sedentary and think all day. 0.92

00:41:35.520 And then they literally have a chant called Kill the Boars, where they're just talking about killing the farmers. 0.99

00:41:40.640 Kill the Boars, kill the farmers. 1.00

00:41:41.920 It's fucking crazy. 1.00

00:41:43.040 Tyler, if you could pull that up, it's a great chant. 0.99

00:41:45.080 It's a banger of a song, honestly.

00:41:47.800 Oh, the Kill the Boar?

00:41:48.940 Yeah.

00:41:49.960 President of South Africa. 1.00

00:41:51.240 Kill the Boar! 1.00

00:41:52.600 Kill the farmer! 1.00

00:41:53.800 It was the first rap song, actually. 0.99

00:41:56.140 It's a banger.

00:41:56.720 It's a banger song, but like it's, they're also going to starve. 0.98

00:41:59.320 Like as soon as they kill the farmers, they will starve, which is crazy.

00:42:02.680 Ian's 100% right. 0.84

00:42:03.560 And it's more racist than like we would even go on this show.

00:42:06.520 But like, yeah, you're talking about the physical and like the physical endowment of black people. 0.65

00:42:10.980 They come out with like six packs right out the back, right out the bag, because in their culture, they don't really... 0.89

00:42:15.720 Their language just sounds like abbo language. 0.98

00:42:40.560 She plays all the part that isn't the chant.

00:42:44.700 We were waiting for the beat to drop, and it didn't drop.

00:42:46.800 And at some point, we've got to move on with our life.

00:42:49.100 What's the last 20 seconds of where he does the Kill the Boar? 0.96

00:42:51.900 Kill the farmer.

00:42:53.120 This better be a dope beat drop if we're going back to it. 0.98

00:42:54.960 Is it in that video?

00:42:55.640 I'm pretty sure.

00:42:57.960 I don't know.

00:43:00.120 The farmer! 1.00

00:43:01.880 Kill the poor! 1.00

00:43:03.860 The farmer! 1.00

00:43:05.860 Brr-pa! 0.99

00:43:07.700 Brr-pa! 0.99

00:43:09.540 Brr-pa! 0.99

00:43:11.820 Brr-pa! 0.99

00:43:13.020 Addition!

00:43:15.600 He's making an email by that.

00:43:17.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:19.560 Sounded like he said, kill the poor. 0.91

00:43:22.320 I'm sure he just means, you know, like, let's win power politically, 0.98

00:43:25.120 and then everybody will get along fine.

00:43:27.420 Metaphorically speaking.

00:43:28.900 In a video game.

00:43:29.600 He actually did it, though.

00:43:31.280 In Minecraft, he said afterward.

00:43:32.920 Yeah.

00:43:33.340 No, for real?

00:43:34.120 Like, that is the top...

00:43:35.300 That's like the top political movement, from what I've read, in South Africa. 1.00

00:43:38.680 And they're going to fucking absolutely kill the rest of the white people down there. 1.00

00:43:41.740 And, you know, whatever. 1.00

00:43:43.880 We had a good run.

00:43:46.120 Colonizers, you know, they colonize through strength,

00:43:48.120 and then if they're uncolonized through strength,

00:43:50.300 I guess you live by the sword and...

00:43:52.020 Yeah.

00:43:52.320 Well, I legitimately believe this is why Serge, your co-worker,

00:43:55.320 is a little bit radicalized,

00:43:58.280 because I think he's watching his home country be, you know, self-devoured.

00:44:02.300 It wrecks that guy behind the scenes.

00:44:04.180 Didn't Elon be really racist, then?

00:44:06.900 He's upset about it, you said?

00:44:09.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:10.120 He doesn't talk about it a lot, 0.99

00:44:11.680 but I think it's fucking shredding his DNA. 0.99

00:44:15.400 Like, it just... 0.98

00:44:16.020 Early on, he was talked about a little more,

00:44:19.280 and just the exasperation and, like, hopelessness he seemed to have for the whole thing

00:44:23.720 was pretty rough to watch.

00:44:25.080 It's even more hopeless than the rest of the, like, Western world.

00:44:29.400 Like, I mean, not more hopeless.

00:44:30.820 I guess it's probably as hopeless as you could find in South Africa.

00:44:33.580 But if you look at Australian politics,

00:44:35.880 like, they just voted in hard lefties.

00:44:37.360 You look at Canada, they just voted in hard lefties. 0.98

00:44:39.600 Like, they voted in the party that fucking locked down the freedom convoy and all that. 0.99

00:44:43.700 Like, Europe is fucking lost. 0.99

00:44:46.300 There's, like, no... 0.99

00:44:47.600 So, I guess in Tim Pool's defense, like, yeah. 1.00

00:44:51.180 Like, that population of white people, like, total fucking cucks. 1.00

00:44:55.060 Do you think that the British manipulated that vote in Canada? 1.00

00:45:00.300 Because that swung so hard, so fast.

00:45:03.260 I don't think the British did. 1.00

00:45:04.240 I think the Jews did. 0.80

00:45:05.920 I don't know.

00:45:08.000 I think it was Trump, actually. 0.99

00:45:09.660 I think that Trump talking about 51st state absolutely fucked them. 0.99

00:45:13.700 Yeah, no doubt. 0.99

00:45:14.620 But maybe that was Trump's plan, man.

00:45:16.440 It was 4-D chess. 1.00

00:45:17.860 He was like, I want to fuck over Canada. 0.99

00:45:18.560 I think we need to land it. 0.99

00:45:19.420 We're getting too serious.

00:45:20.460 We're getting too serious, guys.

00:45:21.660 Yep.

00:45:22.220 I'm curious.

00:45:23.480 I want to know, because I haven't...

00:45:24.640 I've stepped away from the political on purpose.

00:45:26.980 Like, this part of the political. 0.99

00:45:28.520 Because it just drives me fucking crazy. 0.98

00:45:30.180 It's like... 0.98

00:45:30.400 Part of the political?

00:45:32.080 Part of the political.

00:45:32.840 Part of the political.

00:45:34.480 Like, so, yeah.

00:45:35.520 So, they lost that election, and they put in...

00:45:38.040 I don't pay attention to what Canada does.

00:45:39.340 They put in somebody who doesn't care.

00:45:40.620 Trump said he wanted to make Canada a 51st state, and I think a bunch of Canadians took 1.00

00:45:45.740 him seriously, and were like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:45:47.400 We need to get anybody that will protect us from Trump, and they picked this guy who 0.99

00:45:51.080 was, like, a big banker.

00:45:52.380 Yeah.

00:45:52.700 Used to be head of the Bank of England or something.

00:45:55.380 So, how does it...

00:45:56.160 How would... 1.00

00:45:56.840 They're that retarded. 1.00

00:45:57.980 How would you... 1.00

00:45:59.220 All right.

00:45:59.460 I don't understand the logic there.

00:46:00.820 Do they think that if Trump wanted to make them a 51st state, that he would do it

00:46:05.600 through them politically?

00:46:06.440 I was always under the assumption that he would just take it.

00:46:08.880 It's like, they were, like, our hat, and you just take it.

00:46:11.640 Yeah, it was like the military.

00:46:13.020 Yeah, like, when you're going out for the day, you just grab your hat.

00:46:16.380 You don't, like, you know, consult Congress.

00:46:18.280 You just take your hat.

00:46:18.500 Yeah, I don't ask my hat.

00:46:19.940 Would you like me to put you on, sir?

00:46:21.880 Would we take a vote over it? 0.99

00:46:22.960 No, you just fucking take your hat. 1.00

00:46:24.440 You put it on. 1.00

00:46:25.440 You take it off.

00:46:26.040 You're already on my head. 1.00

00:46:27.100 Are you retarded? 1.00

00:46:28.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:29.180 I already own you.

00:46:30.480 What are you...

00:46:30.880 I don't know.

00:46:33.880 Is that...

00:46:34.560 I don't know.

00:46:35.320 I don't know.

00:46:36.920 Clint, is that how it would go?

00:46:38.200 Would you need to vote?

00:46:39.380 I don't understand.

00:46:40.300 Who's voting?

00:46:41.220 No, I mean, if...

00:46:42.340 Well, there's two ways you acquire land.

00:46:43.980 You either go the Russia-on-Ukraine route, 1.00

00:46:46.340 where you just blow and bomb and fuck people until you take it, 1.00

00:46:49.820 or you have referendums, 1.00

00:46:52.000 which is also what happened in Ukraine,

00:46:53.900 where they had referendums,

00:46:55.000 and the people voted to become part of Russia, 1.00

00:46:56.740 and then Ukraine said, fuck your mother, 1.00

00:46:58.620 and then they ended up all dying. 1.00

00:47:00.620 So...

00:47:00.700 Here's what I think we should do.

00:47:01.840 This is how you take Canada.

00:47:03.040 This is how you do it, 0.99

00:47:03.780 because they're so fucking polite. 0.98

00:47:05.080 Like, you don't have to go in there with the army. 0.95

00:47:08.820 You also don't even have to create referendums.

00:47:11.160 You just ask.

00:47:12.340 No, you just...

00:47:13.280 Don't even ask.

00:47:14.000 Just start...

00:47:14.900 Like, the next election, 1.00

00:47:15.960 just start voting on shit. 1.00

00:47:17.380 Like, just mail in election ballots. 1.00

00:47:20.140 Don't count them, of course. 1.00

00:47:21.040 These people are retarded. 1.00

00:47:21.840 But mail in American election ballots 1.00

00:47:23.660 to every home in Canada.

00:47:25.560 That's it.

00:47:26.080 And then they'll be like,

00:47:26.720 what's this about?

00:47:27.360 And they're like...

00:47:27.620 No, I don't want them niggas to vote, though. 1.00

00:47:29.120 No, no.

00:47:29.480 We don't count it, Clint.

00:47:30.620 But it's just like a show.

00:47:31.720 Like, here's a ballot.

00:47:33.000 And they're like,

00:47:33.420 why do we have this?

00:47:34.260 And they say,

00:47:34.420 because you're voting,

00:47:35.520 because you're a state.

00:47:36.340 And they'll go, 1.00

00:47:37.000 fuck, we're a state? 1.00

00:47:38.180 Like, don't even tell them they're a state. 1.00

00:47:39.580 Just make them a state.

00:47:41.080 What could they say?

00:47:43.100 This is what happened.

00:47:44.120 It'd be like,

00:47:44.680 Canada's...

00:47:45.140 Like the guy that gets fired?

00:47:46.740 Oh, what's that?

00:47:47.200 The guy that got fired on Friday,

00:47:48.620 but he just shows up to work on Monday

00:47:49.860 like nothing ever happened.

00:47:51.340 Bingo.

00:47:51.500 You've always been part of the United States.

00:47:53.260 Yeah.

00:47:53.600 Yeah.

00:47:54.000 Right.

00:47:54.440 The only way Canada... 0.93

00:47:56.240 Go ahead.

00:47:57.620 Go ahead, Doug.

00:47:59.440 Like, detach itself

00:48:00.880 and actually like secede from the U.S.

00:48:02.680 is to like blow away

00:48:04.200 like a hat

00:48:04.920 in one of those Benny Hill videos.

00:48:06.280 You know what I mean?

00:48:07.060 With the music playing.

00:48:08.780 It's the only way they can get away.

00:48:10.460 Why did we give you room for this?

00:48:12.740 I don't know,

00:48:13.440 but I forgot my point.

00:48:14.580 So let's go ahead

00:48:15.440 and run the lady at it, yeah? 1.00

00:48:16.600 Let's do it.

00:48:18.660 All right.

00:48:18.960 I'm excited.

00:48:19.420 Thanks a lot.

00:48:20.040 See you, Ian.

00:48:20.620 A Lainey Hobbamok production.

00:48:22.320 Thanks a lot, Toad.

00:48:23.560 Let's check it out.

00:48:25.940 Thank you, Joe.

00:48:26.640 And we begin this hour

00:48:27.540 with a developing story

00:48:28.740 out of Miami Beach

00:48:29.620 where a death investigation

00:48:30.620 is underway.

00:48:31.560 CBS4's Silva Harapetian

00:48:32.960 is live at the scene

00:48:33.960 with more Silva.

00:48:35.260 When Miami Beach police

00:48:36.780 at about 10.30 were called

00:48:38.400 to the scene

00:48:39.420 investigating a death,

00:48:41.320 there are reports

00:48:42.320 that somehow, someway,

00:48:43.980 a man ended up falling

00:48:45.300 from the seventh floor

00:48:46.660 of the North Tower.

00:48:48.460 The flamingo knows

00:48:49.220 stranger to incidents.

00:48:50.560 You may remember

00:48:51.160 back in August,

00:48:52.380 a man was shot

00:48:53.380 and killed in his apartment

00:48:54.500 and then in February

00:48:56.040 earlier this year,

00:48:57.360 a husband of wife fought

00:48:59.240 and a husband is accused

00:49:00.300 of stabbing the wife

00:49:01.960 and killing the wife. 0.99

00:49:02.840 So this particular intersection 0.99

00:49:05.240 and this particular condominium,

00:49:07.720 not stranger to incident,

00:49:08.900 Miami Beach police

00:49:09.540 will be investigating this death

00:49:10.920 and as soon as they know more,

00:49:12.940 we will let you know.

00:49:14.200 We're live.

00:49:14.720 Silva Harapetian,

00:49:15.520 CBS4 this morning.

00:49:16.580 We forgot to mention

00:49:17.960 the old guy

00:49:18.980 that's usually here.

00:49:20.180 Yeah.

00:49:20.600 He had no power

00:49:21.700 in his apartment.

00:49:22.880 Yeah.

00:49:23.080 He took him 0.96

00:49:25.100 to one of his sex parties

00:49:26.100 and he hasn't come back.

00:49:28.660 He drops about,

00:49:30.140 what is it,

00:49:30.560 40 stories down

00:49:32.020 and he died.

00:49:33.060 He jumped.

00:49:33.680 Instant.

00:49:34.480 Instant death.

00:49:35.460 It was instant.

00:49:35.820 Yeah.

00:49:36.640 Yeah, he realized

00:49:37.400 that there had, in fact,

00:49:39.300 been a painting of watermelon

00:49:40.600 hanging in his kitchen

00:49:41.480 the entire time

00:49:42.280 and it was too much to handle.

00:49:43.680 Dude, his head was a watermelon

00:49:45.280 when it hit the pavement.

00:49:46.040 I'm going to buy it.

00:49:47.140 Choose your destiny.

00:49:50.700 Flawless victory.

00:49:54.200 Choose your destiny.

00:49:57.780 Flawless victory.

00:50:06.480 I had to put on, like,

00:50:08.000 khakis and a polo 0.68

00:50:09.220 and then, like,

00:50:09.760 I put cologne on

00:50:11.040 to go meet a guy, 1.00

00:50:11.900 the guy the richest fuck. 1.00

00:50:14.180 I swear to God, 1.00

00:50:15.040 I put cologne on

00:50:15.960 I shaved,

00:50:17.020 I shaved my neck

00:50:18.280 and my, like,

00:50:18.880 everything.

00:50:19.400 I did everything.

00:50:19.740 Finish him. 0.96

00:50:29.060 Now does nobody

00:50:30.140 understand my mind.

00:50:32.800 Next.

00:50:34.200 Cool.

00:50:34.640 Oh, my God.

00:50:36.460 Change.

00:50:38.020 Sub-Zero.

00:50:39.640 Oh.

00:50:40.120 Oh.

00:50:40.200 Do you guys think

00:50:42.740 you can beat up a gorilla?

00:50:47.580 You cannot deal damage

00:50:49.260 to a gorilla.

00:50:54.520 I'm sorry, but

00:50:55.200 how much, how much,

00:50:56.460 how much weight,

00:50:57.320 how much weight can,

00:50:58.080 like, a gorilla?

00:51:00.420 Holding all their appendages

00:51:01.760 and the rest is just pounding them over.

00:51:03.580 They show, like,

00:51:04.740 how much,

00:51:05.600 so...

00:51:05.900 Jose.

00:51:10.800 Top Lobster.

00:51:19.240 That's the thing,

00:51:19.680 he gets a 10.

00:51:20.720 A hundred times more dude

00:51:22.080 than that.

00:51:22.860 Dude, the gorilla would win

00:51:23.860 that fight

00:51:24.300 999 times out of a thousand.

00:51:26.440 Sub-Zero.

00:51:29.320 Squirtle.

00:51:31.220 Cypherx.

00:51:32.980 Swirtle.

00:51:34.200 What?

00:51:34.900 Drop.

00:51:36.580 Oh, man.

00:51:38.360 My mom gave me a globe

00:51:39.720 at one point

00:51:40.340 as, like, a birthday gift

00:51:41.660 or a Christmas gift

00:51:42.480 or something,

00:51:42.860 so I would, like,

00:51:43.400 feel the bumps.

00:51:45.540 If my favorite was Ghana.

00:51:47.820 No, but, no,

00:51:48.480 but I actually really close.

00:51:49.800 It was the Atlas Mountains

00:51:51.040 there, up there.

00:51:51.880 I'm like, oh, my God.

00:51:54.260 Cool.

00:51:56.440 Raven.

00:52:04.640 Toad.

00:52:08.600 It's your destiny.

00:52:10.740 Ooh! 0.96

00:52:11.720 You will never...

00:52:12.800 Oh! 0.60

00:52:13.780 Oh! 0.60

00:52:17.860 You'll need a hundred dudes 1.00

00:52:19.220 who are prepared 1.00

00:52:19.840 to rape a gorilla. 0.99

00:52:23.160 I want more wild content 0.99

00:52:25.300 than in the paywalled section, man.

00:52:27.180 Where's that kid now?

00:52:29.820 No!

00:52:30.880 Oh, Jesus!

00:52:31.700 Oh! 0.60

00:52:32.300 Oh, my God!

00:52:33.780 Oh, my God!

00:52:35.240 Oh, my God!

00:52:35.360 Oh, my God!

00:52:35.960 Oh, my God!

00:52:37.340 Oh, my God!

00:52:39.300 It's just more violent

00:52:40.420 than you, boys.

00:52:41.420 Oh, my God!

00:52:42.540 Is it?

00:52:42.860 Oh, my God!

00:52:47.420 Oh, my God!

00:52:48.000 Oh, my God!

00:52:49.440 Oh, my God! 1.00

00:52:50.040 Yeah, like either you're a lumberjack or you're like a faggot. 1.00

00:53:14.460 Oh boy. 1.00

00:53:20.040 Dude, I have to catch my breath after Eleni at it every time. 1.00

00:53:24.440 It was fucking dope. 1.00

00:53:25.980 That was a wild ride. 1.00

00:53:28.000 I'm sorry that you had to see that, man.

00:53:30.000 My favorite part was when it goes, Jose.

00:53:32.960 Yeah, me too.

00:53:34.360 I love that.

00:53:35.300 It wasn't Jose, it was Jose.

00:53:38.560 I used to watch, did you guys, I used to watch bangedup.com. 1.00

00:53:42.840 You guys ever watch that shit? 1.00

00:53:44.300 It's just a bunch of death, people shitting on each other's faces, people getting blown up. 1.00

00:53:48.220 And I'm like, well, if it happened on Earth, then I should see it.

00:53:51.640 And then I realized, like, one of my friends won't work at death.

00:53:55.240 That was a fail.

00:53:57.100 Yeah, so just so you can understand the way it works, Ian, Lainey is our resident trans,

00:54:03.020 and he, by being named Lainey, is a fantastic videographer, video producer, 0.96

00:54:09.900 and he makes an edit based off of our prior episode, and he cuts it with dope shit, 0.88

00:54:13.860 and it's always something different, but it's always very violent, and it's awesome. 0.94

00:54:17.200 So there you go.

00:54:17.900 Oh, that could have easily been like an intro to a show, so that was excellent.

00:54:21.220 Yeah.

00:54:21.540 We get one of those every single week. 0.98

00:54:23.780 Sometimes they're fucking seven, eight minutes long. 0.99

00:54:25.460 It's insane. 1.00

00:54:26.040 It's the best shit ever. 0.99

00:54:26.600 So they're not always Mortal Kombat themed? 0.99

00:54:30.860 No.

00:54:31.400 This week was, oh, yeah, yeah.

00:54:32.900 That was hot.

00:54:34.000 Yeah.

00:54:34.720 Jose.

00:54:35.480 Especially made for you, yeah.

00:54:37.060 Well, are we going to read the pores? 1.00

00:54:38.840 Fuck these pores, right? 1.00

00:54:40.620 Are we going to let the pores stick around? 1.00

00:54:42.280 No, we got seven more minutes.

00:54:43.560 Come on. 1.00

00:54:43.820 We got to give them a fucking hour. 1.00

00:54:45.180 Okay. 0.99

00:54:45.780 We'll let the pores stick around for a little while. 1.00

00:54:47.580 All right.

00:54:47.900 You guys got seven minutes to join the Patreon before we leave you, okay?

00:54:52.380 Here, run 35. 0.79

00:54:53.600 We can play the Asian lady.

00:54:55.140 What's that?

00:54:56.600 You stepped on a Clint toad, so that was rude of you.

00:55:00.300 What did you say, Clint?

00:55:01.100 It's impossible.

00:55:01.720 I just said run 35.

00:55:03.160 Same thing he said.

00:55:04.900 See?

00:55:05.480 Same mind.

00:55:08.420 We're going to fundraise for this bit.

00:55:10.460 Yes.

00:55:11.740 Go back to your country. 1.00

00:55:14.920 Go back to your country, nigger. 1.00

00:55:17.360 We don't welcome black people. 1.00

00:55:19.140 Black people should go. 1.00

00:55:20.440 Go back to Africa. 1.00

00:55:22.040 You look so fucking ugly with some dark skin color. 1.00

00:55:25.860 Damn. 1.00

00:55:26.600 Wait, are they in China? 1.00

00:55:30.520 Yeah.

00:55:31.760 I think so.

00:55:35.560 Are you sure?

00:55:37.240 Yes.

00:55:37.700 I know for a fact.

00:55:38.140 I think someone put her up to.

00:55:39.120 It looks like to me.

00:55:40.980 Nope.

00:55:41.540 Nope.

00:55:42.020 I'm going to say this to my boyfriend because he's wife and he's your master.

00:55:46.900 He's wife and he is the master.

00:55:48.760 Is that Ryan Johnson's wife? 0.86

00:55:51.180 That can't be in China.

00:55:52.480 He said her boyfriend is white.

00:55:53.700 Oh, my God.

00:56:00.700 So, wait, wait.

00:56:01.140 Tell us the story.

00:56:01.880 That has to be in the United States, right?

00:56:07.540 No, no.

00:56:08.120 That's in China, dude.

00:56:08.900 All right. 0.99

00:56:09.060 The reason I know it's in China is because that same bitch apologized. 1.00

00:56:12.600 The Chinese government made her apologize publicly yesterday. 0.99

00:56:16.760 Come on.

00:56:17.300 So, she copycat in the girl that's made how much now?

00:56:20.780 $800,000 on her.

00:56:22.120 I think that's just how the Chinese roll, dude.

00:56:24.700 I don't think she's a copycat. 0.86

00:56:25.460 Well, she likes white men. 1.00

00:56:26.560 Don't you want to come over and marry me?

00:56:28.360 I think that's a psyop.

00:56:29.460 I think this is a psyop from the Chinese government.

00:56:31.660 It's like, look at how virtuous we are.

00:56:34.120 Look, one of our people said this and then we were going to chastise her and make her apologize. 0.75

00:56:38.020 Whereas the United States government almost like, I think J.D. Vance was even kind of like, whatever.

00:56:44.440 I think it's a psyop, dog.

00:56:46.040 I think it's an international psychological game that they're playing with the left, like with at least half of the country.

00:56:53.120 J.D. Vance is like from Ohio, man.

00:56:55.220 We call those Haitians, that word.

00:56:57.380 Isn't it funny that the energy from J.D. Vance is like, kind of like the vibe of a white nationalist, but then he's got like these little Indian kids and an Indian wife and you're like, there's something.

00:57:08.980 I'm not picking up a white nationalist vibe at all.

00:57:12.160 Isn't that what white nationalism is? 0.79

00:57:14.040 It's like white nationalism is a guy with an Asian wife. 0.95

00:57:18.520 The colonizer. 0.96

00:57:20.440 Yeah, colonizing the women. 1.00

00:57:21.980 This is West Asian.

00:57:23.220 This is just on the other side of Bhutan.

00:57:25.720 Like, you know, it's funny. 0.99

00:57:27.320 It's funny because like I've never I've only had one friend who married interracially and his wife, I forbid his I don't give a fuck, but his wife is a smoke show Asian chick. 1.00

00:57:38.220 And and he had these two kids. 0.99

00:57:40.100 And then I met his kids and I was like, these don't look like your kids, nigga, you know, like they got slanted eyes. 1.00

00:57:48.320 I was like, like these kids are hella Asian, dog. 1.00

00:57:50.500 Like, these don't look like they're related to you at all. 0.98

00:57:52.240 They're hoppers.

00:57:52.960 I don't know.

00:57:54.340 We've seen this.

00:57:55.760 I don't know.

00:57:58.800 Yeah.

00:57:59.280 So.

00:57:59.700 All right.

00:58:00.100 We're going to lower it a little bit, Tyler, as this goes up.

00:58:04.720 This is what I'm saying. 0.99

00:58:05.620 The Chinese government doesn't give a fuck about racism like this. 0.99

00:58:09.000 This was done as a psychological operation against the American people. 0.99

00:58:12.540 This is a great ad.

00:58:16.220 This is Japan.

00:58:17.520 Yeah, that's Japanese, I think.

00:58:19.860 Chinese.

00:58:20.800 China.

00:58:22.500 Yeah, see.

00:58:24.660 Oh, he's not dirty anymore.

00:58:30.540 Wow.

00:58:31.640 I get it.

00:58:33.760 Wow.

00:58:34.500 I mean, she cleaned him off.

00:58:37.340 I didn't use Japanese, to be honest, but I'm not totally sure.

00:58:39.900 I thought it was Japanese.

00:58:40.760 I don't know.

00:58:41.500 That's where their culture is, though.

00:58:43.480 I thought, Tom, that's pretty insightful that maybe the Chinese, not that I'm not thinking 0.99

00:58:47.020 to happen, that the Chinese government would have set up a citizen to look like a racist 0.74

00:58:51.240 villain and then chastise them publicly. 0.96

00:58:54.800 To be honest, doesn't this whole thing feel like, doesn't it feel like a setup to you?

00:59:00.540 All of it? 0.96

00:59:01.400 Like a white kid gets stabbed in the heart at a track meet or something like that. 0.99

00:59:06.340 And it's like, okay. 0.97

00:59:07.760 But then the response to it is unnatural.

00:59:10.060 The GoFundMe, all this stuff.

00:59:12.620 And then almost the exact inverse happens.

00:59:14.560 This is actually a good thought experiment. 0.99

00:59:17.020 It's like one nigger sayer is equal to one knife in the heart. 1.00

00:59:21.000 Like depending on which race you are, it hurts black people just as much to hear them being 1.00

00:59:25.680 called a nigger than as much as it hurts white people to get stabbed in the heart. 0.98

00:59:29.220 But it's like they have just done the complete inverse to pit these sides against each other 0.98

00:59:35.440 and gauge where we're at in the racial warfare of America.

00:59:39.560 That's what it feels like. 0.97

00:59:40.600 So we need more nigger sayers, right? 1.00

00:59:42.240 We got to take the lead here. 0.97

00:59:43.700 I don't know what we need.

00:59:44.620 You're saying this is like them testing the waters to check out on the conversion rate?

00:59:49.060 Is that what they're saying?

00:59:49.820 Well, this is what I did.

00:59:51.340 What is the transfer right here?

00:59:53.760 People got mad about just like, they're like, oh, he said the nigger and he said that.

00:59:57.620 And I'm just like, I'm like, I'm more looking at how everyone else is perceiving it and reacting.

01:00:01.920 And the way America is reacting is like, it's great.

01:00:04.620 We have a tangible number to attribute to, for lack of better words, racism in America.

01:00:10.680 How like anti-black sentiments in America.

01:00:13.880 And that number is $710,000.

01:00:16.880 I think we're closer to a million now.

01:00:19.220 It's crazy.

01:00:19.860 You get paid for it too.

01:00:21.220 And yeah, but that's like a side effect.

01:00:23.080 But this is a good temperature.

01:00:24.600 It's like a gauge on the culture in general.

01:00:28.160 I got into it with Malcolm Flex. 1.00

01:00:29.540 He was like, oh, this is Twitter shit. 0.99

01:00:30.800 And I'm like, no, no, this is online and this is money. 0.99

01:00:34.340 It's not just like words and likes and shares.

01:00:36.680 They're putting a dollar amount to how they feel about this.

01:00:41.240 Here's the real question. 0.97

01:00:42.500 I don't give a fuck about any of this like highfalutin intellectual analysis. 0.95

01:00:46.220 What I want to know is how are we going to profit off of saying the n-word? 0.95

01:00:52.900 And can we find a way for Toad to be the fall guy?

01:00:56.200 Because more than anything, I want to see him lose his job for being racist.

01:01:00.040 And I think it would be amazing.

01:01:02.300 I will tell you, this is how we profit.

01:01:03.800 We're working on it.

01:01:04.740 This is how we profit off of saying the n-word.

01:01:07.260 Bohemian growth.

01:01:10.960 June 20th and 21st, you come down to Leesburg, Florida.

01:01:13.660 We're having Sam Tripoli and Owen Benjamin headline, do headline comedy. 0.80

01:01:17.660 I don't know if they're going to say nigger. 0.60

01:01:18.800 Probably Shane Cashman will be emceeing. 0.97

01:01:21.780 Can I just reiterate how crazy this is?

01:01:24.440 Owen Benjamin and Sam Tripoli are headlining this event with Shane Cashman as the emcee.

01:01:30.340 We're there.

01:01:31.140 You're there. 0.96

01:01:31.900 If you're not there, you're queer. 1.00

01:01:33.700 Let's fucking go. 1.00

01:01:34.660 Get these tickets. 1.00

01:01:35.400 Jesus Christ.

01:01:36.220 More people.

01:01:36.920 It's going to be.

01:01:37.320 So we're going to be performing Nephilim Death Squad. 0.85

01:01:38.980 Tower Gang is going the second night.

01:01:40.700 Elijah Schaefer is going to be there.

01:01:42.380 Can we get a commitment from you right now, Ian?

01:01:43.320 Can we get a commitment?

01:01:44.340 This looks awesome.

01:01:45.500 Dude, if you're in Florida, June 20th and the 21st.

01:01:49.660 If you're in Florida, please drive up or wherever you're staying and come hang out.

01:01:53.840 It's going to be in like a city.

01:01:55.840 Matt Rife, Rife Technology in there.

01:01:57.780 He's promoting.

01:01:59.300 The Airman's a sponsor.

01:02:01.240 We're an hour outside of Orlando, just to give everybody an idea.

01:02:04.560 It's probably equally close to or damn near the same to Tampa.

01:02:08.900 So that's where we're at.

01:02:10.160 Yeah.

01:02:10.700 I love those people.

01:02:11.700 The people you named is awesome.

01:02:13.280 Oh, I cannot wait.

01:02:14.500 Shane's going to do such a great job.

01:02:16.720 We have like day one set up and it's in a theater.

01:02:19.220 So like we're going to have the lighting.

01:02:20.980 It's going to look ominous.

01:02:21.900 It's inside.

01:02:22.640 We have like a stage set up that looks like a house.

01:02:25.960 So we're going to like decorate the inside of this house.

01:02:28.500 And Shane Cashman has this vibe of like evil Mr. Rogers, like a dark Mr. Rogers.

01:02:33.880 So he's going to do like sort of like his show.

01:02:37.040 And we got a fog machine, bro.

01:02:39.100 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:02:39.500 It's just like it's going to be fucking so sick. 0.98

01:02:42.000 So Shane will be announcing everybody that comes out. 0.97

01:02:44.800 And he's also doing his own segment for like an hour.

01:02:47.260 Nephilim death squad for an hour.

01:02:48.840 We're going to have a conspiracy roundtable.

01:02:51.340 What was that?

01:02:52.400 Elijah Schaefer.

01:02:53.780 Oh, that's the next day.

01:02:55.100 Owen Benjamin.

01:02:55.720 I know, but I'm just saying, dog. 0.99

01:02:56.860 Like it's going to be fucking, it's going to be packed. 0.99

01:02:59.540 I love Elijah. 0.99

01:03:00.960 It's going to be crazy.

01:03:01.840 Sorry.

01:03:02.340 That wasn't even a plug.

01:03:03.400 I'm just very excited about it. 0.93

01:03:04.600 The closer it gets is like, I'm like, damn, I can't believe we're doing Bohemian Grove again. 0.98

01:03:09.860 It's fucking so much fun. 0.98

01:03:10.920 It's exactly six weeks away and we've already sold half the tickets. 0.85

01:03:13.560 So if you guys want to come, hit them now.

01:03:16.220 Like, I don't even think Owen and Sam have really pushed them to their audiences yet.

01:03:19.380 So when they do, it's going to be gone.

01:03:21.420 No doubt.

01:03:21.940 Yeah.

01:03:22.700 Yeah.

01:03:23.700 We just had somebody buy from Australia.

01:03:26.840 It's crazy.

01:03:27.780 It's crazy.

01:03:28.140 I don't even know if I should allow them to come.

01:03:29.760 That was just Elijah.

01:03:30.960 I got a buddy driving down from Pennsylvania.

01:03:32.760 It's going to be dope.

01:03:33.760 We're going to have people from all over the country, all over the world. 0.98

01:03:35.920 I mean, it's going to be fucking worldwide. 0.98

01:03:37.280 It's insane. 0.99

01:03:38.100 Yeah.

01:03:38.580 How far is that from Miami?

01:03:39.960 I should do that.

01:03:40.480 I'll do the math.

01:03:41.440 It's a four hour drive.

01:03:43.060 Yeah.

01:03:43.560 Four drive.

01:03:44.000 Got you.

01:03:45.400 Yeah.

01:03:45.640 Do you drive? 0.81

01:03:46.180 Are you guys going to, are you going to light an effigy on fire? 0.98

01:03:49.480 Toad.

01:03:49.960 We're going to try it. 0.73

01:03:50.920 Oh, we're going to burn an effigy of Tim Pool.

01:03:53.620 It'll be weird. 0.98

01:03:55.400 It's going to be an effigy of Tim Pool and we're going to ask you to light it on fire.

01:03:58.200 And then you step out of the ashes.

01:04:00.920 It's going to be awesome.

01:04:02.480 A Tim Pool menorah that we light.

01:04:04.720 Is that what it's going to be?

01:04:06.740 It's going to be hot.

01:04:07.880 It's one candle at a time.

01:04:09.500 You're like, 12 minutes before the show starts, you light the first candle.

01:04:12.200 Each candle is a bean.

01:04:15.960 Go out one by one.

01:04:17.000 Yeah.

01:04:19.260 All right, guys. 0.99

01:04:20.120 Go fucking, go join the Patreon. 0.99

01:04:21.980 We're going to, I think we're going to get out of here from, for the pours. 0.99

01:04:26.060 And we'll see you guys later.

01:04:28.800 Peace out.

01:04:29.460 All right.

01:04:29.760 We're on the other side of this.

01:04:31.880 So hop on over.

01:04:33.700 Yeah.

01:04:34.220 Getting way worse.

01:04:34.720 Yeah, I think we're going to do, let's do Kill Toad.

01:04:37.840 Can we do, can we do Kill Toad?

01:04:39.220 Have you guys been like reinvigorated to have some new ways?

01:04:43.040 Because I'm curious as how, how Ian would do it.

01:04:45.600 And I feel like it's not fair for him to ask.

01:04:46.680 I want to hear what Ian has to say.

01:04:47.560 I feel, I feel like Ian probably is going to not want to play the game, but let's, let's

01:04:51.740 try and I think he's in touch with his, his, his shadow self.

01:04:55.700 I think he can do it.

01:04:57.140 Okay. 0.99

01:04:57.360 He's already been mindfucking me. 0.98

01:04:58.840 So. 0.99

01:04:59.820 All right.

01:05:00.440 Well, we don't have music for this, but the idea is for our guests to describe exactly

01:05:05.820 like normally it only takes an hour of interacting with Toad before people are interested in murdering

01:05:10.000 him.

01:05:10.140 So how would you do it?

01:05:13.500 Well, it's been rough.

01:05:18.200 Evisceration because I want to see him lean backwards as he screams.

01:05:22.260 Evisceration.

01:05:22.760 What's that mean?

01:05:23.420 Wow.

01:05:24.000 Cut the stomach sideways open. 0.87

01:05:26.960 Yeah.

01:05:27.980 Oh, that's how he fall back.

01:05:31.280 Yeah.

01:05:31.800 Is there any reason like why, why him?

01:05:33.720 Why did, why does he make you want to do that?

01:05:36.120 So he's the man dude.

01:05:38.260 I think it was because it's because I thought about the Katana.

01:05:42.620 Yeah.

01:05:42.720 It's because it's posture.

01:05:43.580 He's kind of slovenly is because I thought of Kill Bill and she has that

01:05:51.560 Katana.

01:05:52.140 So I was like, when I thought of Kill Toad, I was like, oh, I thought of the Katana just

01:05:55.440 slicing horizontally across.

01:05:57.220 If there's a dramatic bladed death for Toad, it would be slicing across the tummy or the 0.82

01:06:02.680 neck. 0.63

01:06:03.120 Cause then he'd be like, ah, but he'd be screaming out of the hole in his neck. 0.98

01:06:06.080 He'd be like, just drown on his blood.

01:06:09.340 I don't want to have an end hole, man. 0.98

01:06:11.600 But if there was no blood involved, like crushing, crushing you to death would be a good 0.99

01:06:15.440 one. 0.94

01:06:15.680 It's not, it's not you with like you, you know, just be like you. 0.99

01:06:21.440 It's an interesting way to kill someone. 0.99

01:06:23.720 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:24.040 Are you crushing me?

01:06:25.680 Oh, some, some ways coming from the sides, but mostly top down.

01:06:29.120 So it'd be like all at once.

01:06:30.400 We'd be like, God, there's nowhere to go. 1.00

01:06:33.020 Just turn his ass into a Rubik's cube. 1.00

01:06:35.020 I love it. 1.00

01:06:35.720 But then I'm going to look like Lyle Hart. 0.98

01:06:37.880 Crush him, but with no blood. 0.96

01:06:39.760 Like, I don't, if I had to do a no, yeah, no blood death, it would be through crushing 0.97

01:06:43.460 through bludgeoning damage.

01:06:45.560 Like just applied, like gentle applied consistently increasing pressure.

01:06:50.520 They call that boarding back, back in the day, they, they bury people with a wooden board

01:06:56.500 and then keep piling rocks on it until they died. 1.00

01:06:58.760 That's fucking crazy, dude. 1.00

01:07:00.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:01.760 I was like, fuck. 1.00

01:07:04.100 Torture. 1.00

01:07:04.600 How many rocks until Toad pops?

01:07:06.320 Did you, Toad, did you consent to this segment, by the way?

01:07:09.540 I didn't ask.

01:07:10.200 It doesn't matter.

01:07:10.780 Who cares?

01:07:11.800 He never does.

01:07:12.880 Okay.

01:07:13.360 Okay.

01:07:14.220 But he's, he's, he's had his own death described to him like viscerally and visually at least

01:07:20.060 a hundred times on the show. 0.99

01:07:21.160 It's fucking, it's more of my, my dreams involve me being killed in like ridiculous 1.00

01:07:25.740 ways. 1.00

01:07:26.240 So it's kind of like you had to pick away.

01:07:28.960 How would you do it to yourself?

01:07:30.800 Not, not to yourself, but if you were another guy, how would you do it?

01:07:34.100 Ian, let me add another layer to this.

01:07:35.520 You mean how have I tried to do it?

01:07:36.900 Hold on, hold on.

01:07:37.280 Yeah, this is the layer I want to add.

01:07:38.300 No, no, no.

01:07:38.620 I don't want to know that.

01:07:39.720 Let me, let me add a layer to it that makes it 10 times funnier.

01:07:42.660 Toad is incredibly suicidal.

01:07:44.260 He talks about it all the time. 1.00

01:07:45.740 He's been, he's been threatening it for four or five years, as long as I've known his ass. 0.99

01:07:49.920 So that's the reason. 0.99

01:07:50.780 I'm probably going to do it after tonight, to be honest.

01:07:52.600 Go home and think about it. 1.00

01:07:54.360 You coward. 0.99

01:07:55.260 But this is the reason that we do this is because it's so funny to talk about murdering 1.00

01:08:00.840 someone who's suicidal.

01:08:02.440 Yeah.

01:08:03.020 And who's also murdering in front of you.

01:08:04.700 Yeah, you don't even have to do it.

01:08:04.940 I'll just do it for you. 1.00

01:08:06.980 He's full of shit, though. 1.00

01:08:08.540 He's been saying it for a long time. 1.00

01:08:10.320 And after a while, we're just like, fine, then fucking do a flip. 0.99

01:08:12.640 You don't take it seriously once he said it a hundred times. 0.99

01:08:14.720 Well, the problem is. 1.00

01:08:16.040 Go kill yourself, Toad. 1.00

01:08:18.100 It's funny until he does it. 1.00

01:08:19.420 And then you're like, oh, shit. 0.99

01:08:20.300 But no, like, till then, it's fun. 1.00

01:08:22.560 I'm like too cowardly to kill myself. 0.76

01:08:26.200 Does that make sense? 0.96

01:08:27.340 Yeah.

01:08:27.480 He does it slowly.

01:08:28.900 Yeah.

01:08:28.920 I like I back out.

01:08:30.560 It's happened repeatedly.

01:08:31.920 Yeah.

01:08:32.120 I always thought about like commitment killing myself.

01:08:34.560 Like, I would think about it.

01:08:35.640 But then I'm like, I don't know.

01:08:37.020 I don't really want to.

01:08:39.360 I'll be like, I'll be like in the car with the engine on and be like, wait a minute.

01:08:44.220 Honestly, this is why I love Ian. 0.99

01:08:46.480 That was such a real ass nigga thought. 1.00

01:08:48.860 He's like, I've thought about killing myself. 1.00

01:08:50.480 But I was like, I don't know.

01:08:51.900 And I feel like that's everybody has.

01:08:53.440 Right.

01:08:53.840 It's like your mind.

01:08:55.440 Yeah.

01:08:56.080 It's like you should do it.

01:08:57.440 Like, it's like having I'm not depressed, but like you should do it.

01:09:00.580 It's yeah.

01:09:01.680 Because I'll get lost.

01:09:02.640 I'll be like, I guess I did everything I need to do.

01:09:05.620 And then I'll be like, I don't think so.

01:09:08.260 I think your your existence is like helping vibrate reality in a way that you can't really sense from the inside.

01:09:16.480 Do you feel like you did?

01:09:17.660 You've done everything you need to do.

01:09:19.580 Is that where you're at?

01:09:20.680 Sometimes I get that feeling of like, what more can I do?

01:09:22.560 I think I already laid the groundwork of like, but I could do so much more. 1.00

01:09:26.280 What a real ass nigga, yo. 1.00

01:09:27.860 What more can like Ian wakes up and he goes, I did it all. 1.00

01:09:33.400 Like, what else? 0.99

01:09:34.400 What a fucking crazy achievement, dude. 1.00

01:09:37.620 How do you get there? 1.00

01:09:40.540 I made like a thousand YouTube videos of being honest and humility.

01:09:45.540 Like, it helped.

01:09:47.440 I guess that's it.

01:09:51.460 I thought about having kids.

01:09:52.720 I don't have any kids yet.

01:09:53.560 I imagine once I start down that path that I'll be like, oh, for sure.

01:09:57.160 And one time my buddy Bill was like, I was telling him I was, I'm not really suicidal,

01:10:01.040 but like ideation versus actually a plan.

01:10:03.200 I never really planned it out, but I would like have these suicidal ideations.

01:10:06.120 And my bill's like, don't do not kill yourself, dude. 0.65

01:10:08.200 I will hunt you down in the spirit realm. 0.97

01:10:10.180 Do not.

01:10:11.100 I was like, okay, I won't.

01:10:12.980 How many of you?

01:10:13.460 How many of your thoughts are your own, Ian?

01:10:17.140 Oh, good question, dude.

01:10:18.420 Because the subconscious, what is it?

01:10:20.860 Yeah.

01:10:21.400 It's not me.

01:10:22.020 Because I'll hear like, die. 1.00

01:10:23.460 In 2013, particularly, I was getting these thoughts like, die, faggot, die. 1.00

01:10:28.600 And I'm like, when am I hearing this? 1.00

01:10:30.960 And it was like post-Obama, what the fuck. 0.99

01:10:35.280 Or it was like this reality of like, I felt sold out by this agenda that I didn't understand. 0.99

01:10:39.420 And the American dream was dead to me. 1.00

01:10:41.880 And I heard like, die, die, die, faggot, die, die, faggot. 1.00

01:10:45.720 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on in the human subconscious? 1.00

01:10:49.280 Because it wasn't me. 0.99

01:10:50.580 But I was hearing this.

01:10:52.780 Command.

01:10:53.360 It sounds like a banger song, actually. 1.00

01:10:56.360 What a fucking... 1.00

01:10:57.040 Die, die, faggot, it would be hot. 1.00

01:10:58.960 I'm going to be sending you the lanyard for next week because that is making it 100%. 1.00

01:11:02.580 There's no way it cannot make it. 0.83

01:11:04.620 And within the context that he'll put it in, I am fucking smitten right now. 0.89

01:11:09.280 I'm just going to be crazy with Heil Hitler, Kanye as the backdrop. 0.90

01:11:13.480 I had to kind of come to terms with it.

01:11:15.860 It's not me.

01:11:16.620 The subconscious things that jut into your realm are not you.

01:11:20.620 It might be a collective human memory that's like bouncing off of the Schumann resonance in the lower electrical.

01:11:27.680 You know, what is it?

01:11:28.820 The electrical low frequency band of Earth's magnetic field, the ELF band.

01:11:32.320 And there's this Schumann resonance where I think our consciousness is interfering with it.

01:11:36.440 And it's interfering with us.

01:11:38.280 And so that's why you go to call your friend and they're calling you at the same moment.

01:11:41.380 These weird phenomenon.

01:11:43.600 I only know if it's ELO and ELP.

01:11:45.640 I think it's whatever people call demons.

01:11:48.020 Tim does not deserve you, Ian.

01:11:50.020 Whether you believe or not.

01:11:51.420 Do you understand that?

01:11:52.220 Tim does not deserve you.

01:11:53.280 Your talents are wasted on the...

01:11:55.240 Oh, my goodness. 1.00

01:11:56.020 What the fuck? 1.00

01:11:56.420 I mean, would you ever be able to get away with that? 0.99

01:11:59.840 Because that's what the show should be about.

01:12:02.000 The entire show.

01:12:02.980 What you're talking about. 1.00

01:12:04.220 That's important shit. 0.99

01:12:05.700 Not Cash Patel. 0.99

01:12:06.780 I don't care about that.

01:12:07.740 Well, you're talking about extremely low frequency waves that are discovered and manipulated by Andreeja Buharic.

01:12:13.780 Clint, shame on you.

01:12:15.800 Shame on you for never getting him here.

01:12:17.560 Never getting him there.

01:12:18.900 Oh, I'll come to your guy's studio.

01:12:20.120 That sounds awesome.

01:12:21.120 Orlando?

01:12:22.380 Yeah, dude.

01:12:23.480 Our side of Orlando.

01:12:25.000 And this studio right here is a two-seat, two-seat, and we're going to have cameras going crisscross.

01:12:31.140 So it'll be IRL.

01:12:33.260 We do this show called Dangerous Retards, and it's me, Top, and David, a.k.a. Raven, and then fourth will be whoever.

01:12:40.040 But it's a fucking awesome time, man. 0.98

01:12:42.200 You'll love it. 0.94

01:12:43.380 Yeah, I think a lot with Tim.

01:12:44.920 I do have an association to Tim right now.

01:12:46.500 When people think of me, I think a lot of times they think of Tim because he's put me in such a spotlight.

01:12:51.760 But it's important that we're all doing our own thing and working together.

01:12:55.580 Like, bringing our youth mentalities or just personas, and then we're kind of, like, co-creating.

01:13:03.600 Well, that's literally my favorite part about being in this world is that, like, everybody I talk to brings out a different aspect of my personality.

01:13:13.460 You know?

01:13:13.780 Like, Tim Pool has a different side that he brings out.

01:13:16.140 You bring out a different side of me.

01:13:17.480 And vice versa.

01:13:18.040 You know, I think that's the cool is, like, the mashups.

01:13:21.060 Wait, what a sec.

01:13:23.080 Took my kids from me. 1.00

01:13:24.440 Then they post my shit. 1.00

01:13:25.700 I got so much anger in me. 1.00

01:13:27.600 Got no way to take it out.

01:13:29.220 I think I'm stuck in the Matrix. 0.99

01:13:30.820 Where the fuck's my nitrous? 1.00

01:13:32.460 Yes, I am a cock. 1.00

01:13:33.460 I like when people fuck on my bitch. 1.00

01:13:35.520 The shit that I'm posting my Twitter. 1.00

01:13:36.700 They telling me, hey, don't say that. 1.00

01:13:38.680 How niggas keep seeing me in public. 1.00

01:13:39.900 I'm driving.

01:13:40.380 I all come, maybe.

01:13:41.760 With all of the money and fame, I still can't get my kids back.

01:13:45.020 With all of the money and fame, I still don't get to see my children.

01:13:48.160 If you see my children, but they don't see how I'll be feeling. 0.99

01:13:51.420 So I became a messy, yeah, bitch, I'm a... 1.00

01:13:54.200 Whoa. 1.00

01:13:58.240 Okay, that goes hard.

01:13:59.260 Yeah.

01:14:00.740 Whoa.

01:14:01.320 This is way better than Tossies.

01:14:07.540 They don't understand the things I said on Twitter.

01:14:10.660 All my niggas Nazis, niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas, how niggas.

01:14:19.040 Is this how loud now?

01:14:23.400 It's crazy.

01:14:25.020 Lower, lower loud.

01:14:26.900 Dude, I want to follow you in the back.

01:14:28.500 This is insane.

01:14:29.940 It's crazy because...

01:14:31.520 The whole tant on I to 2, hear that?

01:14:33.240 Oh, oh. 0.99

01:14:36.200 Think about all the black dudes going to be bawling. 1.00

01:14:39.080 Oh, yeah. 0.96

01:14:39.640 all right ian so this is this is an interesting topic and it's it's hard to it's hard for me to

01:14:52.140 even want to do like like poo poo pee pee on this but like what is kanye west because 0.73

01:14:57.780 you weren't you weren't there when when yay was in studio right yeah i was i hung out with him

01:15:03.120 before the show he's awesome perfect he's great this will be insightful then he understands at

01:15:09.120 a certain level like all right so he's having this beef with the jews and he breaks out of it 0.92

01:15:14.120 they do some shit to him but now this new kanye that he's showing to us has gone like full aggro at 0.97

01:15:21.040 the jews but in a way that is like he's releasing an album that is going to aggravate them but it's 0.99

01:15:26.860 also bringing it's bringing this idea this twitter shitposting idea into the mainstream and into like 0.99

01:15:33.700 people's living rooms into black culture he has just moved the overton window over like fucking 0.99

01:15:39.920 15 feet by doing this and like whatever kind of is is what are you doing now performative art or do 0.95

01:15:47.080 you think he's gone crazy when you like perform it i think it's performative art i can't speak for him

01:15:52.500 but he basically got to a level of wealth and influence where he's right net below the level

01:15:58.920 where there's international banking cartels that have the keys and they're like gonna let you in or not

01:16:03.360 a lot of those guys are jewish they're not all jewish but a lot of them are and they're like jewish

01:16:07.320 families old families so he blamed erroneously in my opinion the jews but it's the banking cartels 0.93

01:16:13.600 and they wouldn't let him through so now he's just lashing out and doing his fucking hilarious as he can 0.98

01:16:19.760 to him and he's like oh i'm gonna i'm gonna dig in on these bitches i got i got money for days 1.00

01:16:25.020 probably is what he i fucking love him dude doing a service what i find what i find interesting and 0.97

01:16:32.720 it's interesting you would say he's doing a service i like that but um what i find interesting about it 0.71

01:16:37.020 is that like from my vantage point as a longtime kanye fan it's so obvious the message that he's 0.95

01:16:42.460 sending there he's saying you know you guys you're letting your niggers get out of hand 1.00

01:16:48.820 like people see that they think he's lost his mind like i i see it as like yeah i mean he's he's 0.93

01:16:56.420 certainly he's he's an odd duck he's an unusual guy for sure but what i hear in that song in

01:17:01.820 particular the one we just listened to he literally it's like telling you exactly what's happening he's

01:17:06.660 like i lost my kids there's nothing i can do to get them back so heil hit my role roll with the 0.98

01:17:12.520 nazis and they're my homies and they're all my friends are nazis now and it's cool and shit and 0.97

01:17:17.520 we fucking bump dope music no you're you've got it all wrong okay you've got it all wrong uh i think 0.99

01:17:23.520 i think it's the exact opposite i think it's the exact opposite he's saying he's saying basically like 0.99

01:17:28.340 i've i've lost everything there's nothing i can't go any any lower i can't go any crazier so

01:17:34.100 here's the craziest thing i can possibly say i think he has lost a lot of hope actually and

01:17:40.360 it's probably lashing out in anger because he had aspirations to run for president when he came

01:17:44.680 over to our studio it's true after that after that interview we walked out and just never again he was 0.96

01:17:50.220 like i'm fucking done and then he had that new wife he got married to her really quick and he was 0.97

01:17:55.280 like i'm no porn is horrible porn destroyed my marriage with kim and then he starts dating this girl 0.99

01:18:00.320 and has her come naked to an event so he's like yeah probably self-loathing he's probably going 0.59

01:18:06.160 through something where he feels like he did it to himself and is just lashing out at the world

01:18:10.620 through his own you know just betraying his own beliefs i don't know i've been down that on twitter

01:18:18.380 as well i i like it i like it because it's so obvious to me that he's just like i'm going to

01:18:24.160 i'm going to take the burden of whatever is taboo in your life and i'm gonna i'm gonna demonstrate my

01:18:32.840 own pain my own struggle my own plight in that same path that everyone goes through to a certain 0.99

01:18:37.320 extent and i'm gonna say yeah dude i suck my cousin's dick for seven years as a kid it's crazy 0.99

01:18:42.340 crazy heil hitler and i'm a nazi like he's just he's just like i'm gonna obliterate i'm gonna 0.99

01:18:47.940 obliterate shame i'm gonna obliterate the overton window i'm gonna obliterate social mores and paradigms 0.99

01:18:53.060 it's just like i i fucking think it's awesome who hasn't party with nazis who hasn't sucked 0.99

01:18:57.020 their cousin's dick i mean these are all things we've done i think he might be we can empathize 0.99

01:19:02.820 i think he might be christ actually he's like taking the blame for all of our sins that's what 0.99

01:19:08.060 he's doing yeah i thought he was gonna again that was retarded what was it i get exactly what you're 0.88

01:19:15.380 saying yeah i get like he i felt like he was gonna actually set it on tv he's gonna save he's gonna

01:19:20.380 be like the savior of the jews because i think you know a lot of people that are jewish aren't

01:19:24.940 actually jew they're in jewish in name but they don't follow the torah they don't practice the

01:19:29.380 faith they don't even believe in god like you're not jewish you don't believe in god i don't care 0.97

01:19:32.680 who your ancestors are if you don't believe in god you're not jewish if you don't believe in god 0.95

01:19:36.340 you're not christian it's the tenet of the faith and then they're like whoa but it's a culture you're 0.86

01:19:40.300 like well they use a different fucking word then if it means something different that's the 0.89

01:19:43.640 kabbalah i mean that's kabbalah that's what we're talking about here so what do you think about the 0.87

01:19:48.220 talmud i don't know a lot about it i never read it or anything dude it's like it's like some either

01:19:54.700 it's like hundreds of thousands of words from what i saw it's a lot of words it's just easy to come to

01:20:00.500 your own conclusion without reading it so like that like kanya was coming to be like to wake people

01:20:06.800 up to wake up the jewish you know the faith or the the jewish culture whatever you want to call

01:20:11.440 and be like yo you guys you if it's done right what he was trying to do is like refocus people on 0.99

01:20:16.220 on righteousness but because the lash back was so ridiculous he's like well i fucked you all then 0.98

01:20:22.240 that's how you want to be get ready for the the wrath of god is is where i think that's the path 0.99

01:20:27.780 he's on right now it does seem like he's still a kind man it seems like he's showing people like uh

01:20:33.240 so you say that i am this and then he then he does this thing you know because like how do you go

01:20:38.260 so wildly from uh uh jesus is king that album which was a banger to like you said like showing 0.98

01:20:44.820 pornography like hard porn on twitter just sharing he's like i like this one and just fucking sharing 0.99

01:20:50.180 like 20 minute long porn videos and walking your wife naked through paris or something you can't do 0.99

01:20:56.460 that likes it though that's the thing like i think he might be just saying like this is sin right here 0.97

01:21:01.520 yeah and and yeah yeah and like the same with with saying not hanging with nazis is like oh words hurt 0.93

01:21:09.960 you well you know what i've been through i don't fucking words don't hurt me anymore like that kind 0.93

01:21:16.500 of thing he doesn't believe it's good he's just called shoving in people's face he's like you've 0.96

01:21:20.360 called me every every name under the sun here let me let me give you the last one that no one's

01:21:24.640 ever said before i'm a not in a sense in a sense this is like what taught like what my brand does

01:21:29.300 it's like you've called me this or that and you've said that i am this thing so i will show it to you

01:21:35.200 and now like and then when they screech i go yeah that's the point that's what i was this is what you

01:21:40.080 were saying that i wasn't but now i actually am and it's for me it's a lot of fun but i think people

01:21:45.400 get the wrong uh image of me that's that's fine look can i just show you guys something real quick

01:21:49.120 it's bugging me out i did this artwork of clint six years ago exactly the same and he's sitting 0.56

01:21:54.820 now nothing like we have manifested we have manifested it's fucking crazy right isn't it 0.94

01:22:04.060 smiling like that oh yes dude i can do the fucking smoky thing do the smoky thing yeah you gotta look 0.93

01:22:09.900 off to the the side we need to space out the other side so that you can get between the letters 0.96

01:22:14.520 yeah you need to get your son pretty close and by the way i wasn't i wasn't like trying to do this

01:22:23.940 this just happened when we started off this venture it was very much me i was just a fan like a 0.93

01:22:29.340 libertarian fan of clint he had like a what was like a fat woman profile yeah it's gay it's gay as 0.99

01:22:36.580 fuck but this kind of how it started like i was like oh i like this shit i like this libertarian stuff 0.99

01:22:41.000 this guy clint and like you know jose i was i was a fan of jose reed coverdale and i was like i like 0.99

01:22:45.700 how they talk i like what they present and i just started drawing them and doing their like artwork and

01:22:50.700 their logos and stuff and then it turned into some just just weird thing now now that he's he's kind

01:22:55.980 of like you're sitting in front of what it's weird right it's almost like full circle huh well and and

01:23:02.120 this sign obviously the design is to a certain extent designed off of your design and then i'm sitting

01:23:09.220 like this and i just haven't changed that much so i'm just wearing the exact things but the

01:23:13.060 headphones and the beanie and the goatee and it's just like it's and the tank top you don't always

01:23:19.280 wear a tank top yeah i know it's fucking it's wild next time you have podcasts with raven it's just 0.99

01:23:23.900 gonna be his dick you draw a lot of raven's dick he literally drew raven's dick yeah we had we had a 1.00

01:23:32.720 competition called coctober and uh and raven raven raven won it it was like i had just started my 1.00

01:23:39.180 show nephilim death squad and it was like really nothing at the time and uh i was told like i don't

01:23:44.980 know i told raven not to enter into it we did something called coctober coctober and he entered 0.96

01:23:49.100 in you fucking won and the winner i had to draw yeah i had to draw their dick but now it's like 0.99

01:23:54.280 because i was like don't enter it because now i have to look at you like we do a show all the time 1.00

01:23:58.160 i've seen your dick you're gonna win i've not just seen your dick i've drawn your dick i've seen 1.00

01:24:03.080 your award-winning dick i've drawn it and people they submit their cock and then you guys draw them 1.00

01:24:08.860 and then get to do a bunch of stuff submit their cocks to me and then i review them on the show 0.99

01:24:14.720 i say i send them to all all of uh tower gang here and we don't show it on this 0.85

01:24:20.140 well first i just describe it then i send it to them and they all make fun of me for not 0.98

01:24:29.680 describing it correctly well i don't i don't i don't look at the dicks i don't look at the dicks 0.99

01:24:34.520 because i'm not a homosexual so we just we leave it up to toad to to review all the dicks but we had 0.98

01:24:39.260 basically a fan fan competition they all submit their dicks uh raven won it and then top made him 0.96

01:24:45.000 his co-host no no he was my he was my co-host before this is the misconception it all happened 0.99

01:24:50.580 at the same time he was my co-host before and then he sent his dick which i said don't do because i'll 0.99

01:24:55.160 have to look at it and then we have to be busy it turns out that we're fucking business partners in 0.99

01:24:59.540 probably like two different businesses now i did not want that i did not want to see his dick right 0.99

01:25:03.640 off the bat but we did perhaps it was a good move on his part yeah but now it's getting more artful 0.89

01:25:08.080 because last year uh marshall banana won it by really like he really elevated the uh 0.99

01:25:15.000 he elevated cocktober to the next level there by placing his dick in a hot dog bun with condiments 0.99

01:25:20.700 oh oh yeah yeah and he's getting and we unveiled we unveiled that at a live event or 0.99

01:25:27.120 or other grove yeah so i don't know if we're going to do that this guy i guess we're not going to do

01:25:32.740 that this go around different ideas so i but my question for you clint is you said you didn't want 0.99

01:25:37.980 to look at all the dicks because you ain't gay fine i hear that but like what makes you gayer 1.00

01:25:42.420 getting surrounded by just a bunch of cock and being like ah or getting one really good cock that 1.00

01:25:47.920 you love oh good question i think i think personally i think if you i mean that's an 0.99

01:25:56.480 interesting question because like all right let me let me go through the thought experiment if you

01:26:00.520 are just getting like ran through if you're getting ran through by like a hundred dudes yeah there you go

01:26:05.720 that's a t-shirt that he won that's an actual one ball one testicle it is hard yeah but it's at an

01:26:13.980 angle yeah it wasn't hard no it's sure the shirt goes hard well you wear this shirt though right

01:26:20.140 ian look at it come on oh fire fire dude yeah yeah yeah a hundred percent that thing comes in

01:26:23.960 from behind so fast and you're like i didn't even it didn't even use any lube i want to refocus on 0.99

01:26:28.560 the words cocktober become the whore that was the tagline for that season actually let me let me 0.98

01:26:38.180 let me answer the question all right so i think in some ways it's it's obviously like the milo 0.98

01:26:42.760 yiannopoulos like there's in some ways there's almost nothing more gay than just getting ran 0.84

01:26:47.300 through by a ton of dudes but in some ways in some ways it is more gay to love a man and to just 1.00

01:26:55.540 fuck him a lot you know what i mean no what about if you if you want that dick but you never get it 1.00

01:27:01.980 but all you do you just think about the cock or the guy that is just cock shoved in his face down 1.00

01:27:07.160 his mouth and he's like i hate it every second of it yeah i think i think the straight guy getting 1.00

01:27:12.900 raped a bunch is less gay than the guy who wants a lot of dick that's not getting it like toad i'm 1.00

01:27:17.400 with you intention it's like the word you're saying i almost said it out loud i'm not quite there yet 1.00

01:27:22.200 i'm not quite softened but you know the n-word it's like the intention behind it how racist are

01:27:26.960 you you could say the word 50 times but if you're just sitting around there thinking about how much

01:27:30.720 you hate black people like that's the real racist i think i think you're kind of driving at some sort 0.96

01:27:36.640 of logic there i think what you were getting at with clint is that you're almost implying that he 1.00

01:27:40.860 might be a little bit gay for not wanting to look at dicks because he's like why can't i look at dicks 0.98

01:27:46.300 like it is whole weird thing about it and i think it's the same idea for the record for the record i looked 0.99

01:27:51.560 at every submission i just wanted to make fun of toad for being gay that's what i was doing 0.98

01:27:55.280 i looked at all the time yeah we all look at dicks we didn't make a thing about it just you had to 0.99

01:27:59.620 make a thing about it clearly you something weird about looking at dicks for you i guess i don't 0.99

01:28:03.160 know maybe you're a little gay i don't know if you submitted uh to cocktober how would you uh present 1.00

01:28:07.680 like what would you what would you think would win how would you present your cock yeah 1.00

01:28:11.880 how's your dick doing what's it look like wait wait this is not it's really good it's like a toilet 1.00

01:28:18.560 paper tube roll oh that's pretty good i think of it as yeah when it's fully engorged and it can 1.00

01:28:24.440 just keep getting bigger i noticed when a girl says harder she doesn't want you to pound harder 1.00

01:28:28.280 she wants your dick to get harder inside of her so that's what you do with that yeah you just get 1.00

01:28:32.760 harder allow it to the blood to flow and focus on love you do you do seem like the type of nigga 1.00

01:28:39.240 that would like be able to make his dick harder on on command you know i mean yeah she'll come 1.00

01:28:43.920 it just it's like orgasm mag magic um harder i figured that out like a year ago i was like oh 1.00

01:28:50.240 snap that's what harder means um if i just submit the dick i would have it hanging down with like a 0.99

01:28:57.920 sunset behind it and then like maybe a couple of hills and it would just be a long dong like 0.99

01:29:03.760 maybe erect pointed down so it looks longer but i want it to be like superimposed on some nature 0.98

01:29:08.960 okay yeah yeah like i was hoping to be like the first flaccid cock to win a contest but i don't 0.96

01:29:15.460 know if they're hard and flaccid that's the thing about these contests is that everyone lies and says 0.99

01:29:19.880 that their dick's soft but everyone's this guy this you want to know who the main culprit is 1.00

01:29:24.100 this fucking faggot right here he he actually unprovoked it was hard dude you have i have the 1.00

01:29:32.480 picture don't make me send it it's pointed downward what are you talking about yeah anybody's dick can be 1.00

01:29:38.300 hard and down dude you just fuck uh i hate you so much why do you have to lie about 50 going it's 1.00

01:29:43.040 not fully hard it's just no mine goes up and to the left yeah but like because all the jerking off 1.00

01:29:47.800 you did with your right hand me too yeah it doesn't like elevate till you're like over 40 hard and then 0.58

01:29:52.380 it kind of then starts it's like just filling out filling out filling out and then like about 40 0.99

01:29:56.140 then it starts coming up it's remarked dude it's remarkably lazy that your dick actually bends to the 0.99

01:30:01.080 side because you don't want to like you're just so so casually fucking pounding your putt just 1.00

01:30:06.240 jerk it off straight up and down so your dick doesn't bend jesus christ i'll go to bat it's 1.00

01:30:10.380 just i don't yeah i don't want to think about it you know i'm just kind of in one state of mind 1.00

01:30:16.340 baby and i tried it left-handed but it's like learning another oh dude it's impossible i broke i 0.99

01:30:21.900 broke my fucking wrist one time bro i can't jerk with my left for shit broke your wrist jerking all 1.00

01:30:26.600 no no no no not jerking off i'm just saying like i there was some i had some injury that required 1.00

01:30:32.060 me to jerk off with my left hand for a month and it was like this is impossible i don't know what 0.98

01:30:36.120 the fuck people are doing required i remember the thread i was trying to connect there i was getting 0.99

01:30:41.100 out that ian i think is might be a little bit racist because he won't say nigger it was the 1.00

01:30:45.520 connecting tissue between him you know clint not wanting to look at wieners uh you know ian won't

01:30:50.700 say nigger uh and is it like i think it's because maybe you haven't defeated the racist within yourself

01:30:56.260 like i'm not even concerned about racism i've elevated above it i don't even care call me racist i 0.99

01:31:00.860 don't care sure i'm racist i'm whatever you want to believe i am i don't give a fuck uh i'll 0.99

01:31:05.400 say i'll hitler all day long how hitler nigger yeah all my homies are nazis like 1.00

01:31:09.800 i don't know oh no nigger this is why i feel like kanye is like at the highest evolution of 0.99

01:31:18.360 whatever life is because he's just like i'm going to say the thing that no one will say like even nick

01:31:24.220 fuentes won't say what kanye west is saying right now and he's doing it to a banger of a track

01:31:29.660 shattering won't say nigger is the name of my new single oh it's so good like i'll say nig 1.00

01:31:36.760 and i'll say er but putting it together i don't know i'm like i'm climbing a mountain

01:31:42.680 you know i was saying it earlier in the car there's a time and a place for for everything

01:31:47.540 screaming it in the car screaming yeah i was like oh the feeling of the sound is just

01:31:53.540 liberating man it's been too long that i've lived in fear of this noise uh yeah i think

01:31:59.640 in the shower i wonder what would happen if you know that you know the experiment

01:32:03.260 if you say oh if you say if you say like good affirmations into water it'll create this beautiful

01:32:12.540 crystalline structure that's perfectly symmetrical but if you say negative affirmations into water

01:32:17.600 it's chaotic and exactly we should try saying the n-word into water and see because i wonder

01:32:22.380 i wonder if it's a really well done like well taped like youtube video that we do we're just 0.89

01:32:27.860 almost just yelling at water go nigger nigger it's over and over like that we run the test after we go 1.00

01:32:33.660 there was no differences in the water no you look at the water the water creates a kfc logo it's like 0.98

01:32:39.740 no they do they did um do another version where we say it lovingly we go my nigga and we'd like

01:32:46.880 see if it makes it crystalline that'd be cool it will they did a they did a research an actual

01:32:51.820 study on it and it they found that it works like they did i think it was 2 000 people because if

01:32:58.000 it wasn't the end it was a lane to fold gentlemen this this correlates with what you're saying

01:33:03.640 that it's about intention like let the people that it's because more about like if you're feeling

01:33:07.900 kind intentions with the words it's going to produce a coherent pattern whereas if it's

01:33:12.860 you know angry then it creates more of a uh but it's almost like the words are irrelevant

01:33:18.020 it's the feeling behind can i do it into this bottle right now are you going to start yelling 0.90

01:33:23.240 nigger at your water bottle yeah every day before he leaves work he's got like a cup of water he just 0.99

01:33:28.320 goes nigger and then well should i say it like in a nice way but then say it like in an evil way 1.00

01:33:33.600 yeah no but i think i honestly think we need to like employ a documentary team to to watch us 0.99

01:33:39.560 doing this because i'm telling you that is a viral video like a motherfucker dude what if one guy said 0.87

01:33:44.360 it about it real lovingly and his water was super pristine and awesome and then the other guy's like 0.93

01:33:48.660 i love you but he's saying it with such anger and he's like and then his energy applies but we need

01:33:55.220 to like who's the most racist of us probably cole right yeah he lives in alabama so yeah i think he's

01:34:01.580 like the most genuinely racist even though he's like always smiling when he says it you can tell 0.95

01:34:05.060 there's like real fucking anger behind it so i think i think we need him to say it um and then 0.98

01:34:09.840 because i love black people the most of all of us i'll do the the kind version well no no don't do 0.97

01:34:14.920 the kind one i think we should all just say it uh arbitrarily like say it regular however you'd say 0.89

01:34:20.240 it like before you leave you have the cup of water and you just go nigger and however you say it but i 0.99

01:34:25.740 feel like your true intention behind it will show in the crystalline structure so like there'll be

01:34:30.700 varying degrees of chaos in in the water really for me i also wondered if you could record your

01:34:35.940 voice and then play it on repeat for the water while you're out of town oh my god when i record 0.69

01:34:41.460 it's i'll say it just over and over again niggered niggered we show the video i can't get in the door 0.92

01:34:49.320 is locked all day but i think it's the body vibrating that's causing some interference with the water you 0.98

01:34:56.480 know you're like 70 water or something you put the water in a 24-hour nigger loop to see if it would 1.00

01:35:02.280 make a difference the studies were inconclusive but that didn't stop us 0.58

01:35:09.840 we do our own we should get out of here i want to respect ian's time but i gotta ask you do you

01:35:17.140 know what a nigger loop is this is a very nigger heavy episode and i almost feel bad for it but do you 1.00

01:35:20.760 have you heard of that before no ian just so you know we don't usually say the n-word so much

01:35:25.980 it was just it's the time it's a time of liberation on earth so if we do it right with kindness you

01:35:32.200 know i think truly we can rehabilitate the swastika and the that word the swastika the swastika can be

01:35:39.180 rehabilitated actually kanye west is doing that right now he's using it yes it's it's not going to

01:35:44.300 be synonymous with i mean he's so big it won't be synonymous with nazis anymore like that that hand

01:35:49.400 has been played out can you imagine a hundred years from now you see a swastika and your first 0.68

01:35:53.160 thought is kanye west and not adolf hitler it very well might be if you're thinking about like

01:36:00.720 popularity or like in the meme of whatever the world is kanye west could very well get close to

01:36:07.120 hitler he just needs to kill a couple more jews and then bam you're taking the spot 1.00

01:36:11.040 don't do that that doesn't rebrand it at all he needs to do it in a way that's funny and kanye's an 0.96

01:36:18.000 artist just like hitler was oh yeah and kind of a an artist that was shunned by civilization in

01:36:25.140 there okay here's a bet here's a bet and it's low-hanging fruit but i think that kanye west

01:36:30.460 is going to come out with the hitler stash like he can actually make that fashionable and if he

01:36:35.260 fired it yeah i would look so good on him hey i mean next time next time i'm on irl i'll shave my

01:36:43.580 goatee down to a hitler stash and you do the same and then we just go on dude i don't tim won't let

01:36:48.240 you on the show i bet he wouldn't let you on the show that'd be so funny i can't i can't do the show 0.99

01:36:53.140 i can't i can't do this what the fuck are you doing i think the social pressure of both of you 0.97

01:36:58.840 might make him just be like not saying no you know what would be really funny if we if we set 0.99

01:37:03.960 up a hidden camera and then we just act like like like there's not this is not an issue like this is

01:37:09.000 the end thing to do now no no here's what here's what you do here's what you do you got to bring

01:37:13.660 like a little piece of tissue or something like that and then as the show is going you just kind

01:37:17.540 of like bring your shaver just right on the show and it's like what are you gonna do now now it's

01:37:23.240 like your move you just look at me go your move tim you stare him in the eyes the whole time as you

01:37:29.360 do it right into the microphone you gotta do yeah do the beard first you gotta do the mustache

01:37:36.260 you know you're gonna end the show you're just gonna end the show tim that would that would

01:37:40.540 legit be the most viral thing that's ever happened on irls this dude

01:37:44.420 oh man oh man my headphones cut out while you were saying that hilarious thing i just imagine

01:37:55.300 it's hilarious i just think it would be the most viral moment like it'd be right up there with 0.99

01:38:02.420 kanye west leaving the show would be right up there with me chopping my fucking mustache down 0.64

01:38:07.920 on air oh god anyways uh thank you guys make sure you get your bro i mean bro he mean grove tickets 0.99

01:38:15.980 uh subscribe to to ian crosson on youtube and uh at liberty like pod on x you got all the shit get 0.98

01:38:22.240 all the shit yeah that's right go to nephilim death squad as well and uh all the other shit that 0.98

01:38:26.300 clint said guys so give us one final oh go ahead talk no wait you have let ian do a plug ian no one 0.99

01:38:35.020 watches the show but if you want to do a plug where can people find you uh yeah yeah you can

01:38:39.760 plug oh on youtube i was gonna make a butt plug joke but i had nothing i had nothing so instead

01:38:45.420 of doing that i'm gonna just talk about you know real shit at ian cross it's my name so it's at ian 0.81

01:38:51.260 crosson on all the web on all the social medias pretty much and youtube i did a video on the history

01:38:56.800 of israel because i'm interested in the political reasons not necessarily the racial stuff but more about

01:39:03.380 the political reasons for the existence of the country where it's at why purposeful like why are

01:39:08.660 we in you know having all this conflict clinton i talked a little bit about it with the suez can

01:39:12.160 anyway it's on youtube rumble digging buddy how about the religious reasons have you have you

01:39:17.400 looked into that like ancient israel like in from biblical times that i'm absolutely fascinated with

01:39:23.620 that stuff you could do nephilim death squad and talk about it anyways uh toad give us your plugs 1.00

01:39:29.020 better off it's the tower power hour slut tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown 1.00

01:39:37.380 bitch reed cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.99

01:39:49.240 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose 0.99

01:39:55.120 just the tower power hour slut they made date smith all his table gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 1.00

01:40:08.740 tower gang tower gang 0.73

01:40:09.800 That's all, folks.

Tower Gang - June 07, 2025

Ep 228 - Vinegar Please w⧸ Ian Crossland

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