Tower Gang - Ep 230 - The Laundry Car

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00:01:00.080 Pre-show, right?

00:01:01.480 That was pre-show.

00:01:02.340 We're in the live show now.

00:01:03.320 It doesn't matter.

00:01:04.100 We're not doing our intros.

00:01:05.960 We're not playing the intro.

00:01:06.820 We'll play the intro music after.

00:01:09.560 Like, we'll just talk a little bit.

00:01:10.560 No pressure.

00:01:11.920 We're live.

00:01:12.340 We're already on.

00:01:12.620 This is live?

00:01:13.440 Wait, this is the main show?

00:01:15.720 What the fuck?

00:01:16.960 This is how you do it, baby boy.

00:01:18.180 This is professional podcasting right here.

00:01:20.460 You've got to be kidding me.

00:01:21.500 We shouldn't have announced that we were live and just asked Toad questions that made his litigation against his former employer impossible.

00:01:31.440 Yeah, what's the name of your employer again, Toad?

00:01:34.160 Oh, don't worry.

00:01:34.680 It's going to be Dox tonight, apparently.

00:01:35.660 No, it's very funny.

00:01:36.620 So, Lainey's been sending me.

00:01:38.080 He's like, I finished the edit.

00:01:39.660 Jewish Inc.

00:01:41.740 Lainey made an edit.

00:01:42.960 He made an edit that is doxing.

00:01:44.840 Did you see him working on that?

00:01:45.660 Hold on.

00:01:46.160 Did you see him working on that joke?

00:01:47.840 I did.

00:01:48.240 He doesn't care.

00:01:49.380 He's like.

00:01:50.220 He doesn't care that we're putting him financially at risk even more.

00:01:54.120 But it's like, Lainey's like, he made a video, an edit that has your employer's name in it.

00:02:00.380 He doxes their name.

00:02:01.580 He also made a video that doesn't.

00:02:04.860 And it's in the, like, whichever one Tyler picked to play tonight, I guess we'll find out if you have a lawsuit after tonight.

00:02:10.040 It's going to be great.

00:02:10.620 Russian roulette, baby.

00:02:11.480 It is so weird.

00:02:12.160 It's a Jewish roulette.

00:02:13.700 I don't like it.

00:02:15.500 What I like about Toad is how incapable of helping himself he is.

00:02:20.860 Oh, my God.

00:02:21.640 Because he's on InfoWars today.

00:02:23.040 And Harrison Smith is just like over and over again.

00:02:25.640 He's just peppering him with these, like, open-ended statements.

00:02:28.760 Like, here, buddy, here's an alley-oop.

00:02:30.180 Let's see if you can dunk it.

00:02:31.140 And he's like, you know, what are you guys doing over at Tower Gang?

00:02:33.900 I mean, like, why are you picking up your ukulele and paying Miguel Hal Hitler?

00:02:37.660 Like, why are you doing all this?

00:02:38.800 And Toad's just like, you know, I was just having fun with the boys.

00:02:42.300 You know?

00:02:42.820 It's like, dude, this is your opportunity.

00:02:46.860 No, no.

00:02:47.820 Did you watch the whole interview, man?

00:02:50.660 I was talking about moving culture, pushing culture in the right direction.

00:02:54.240 I know, but you didn't take the opportunity to explain why you're pushing the culture.

00:02:58.480 Why we've languished under 20 years of hatred towards white people.

00:03:02.100 And now this is the inevitable backlash.

00:03:04.180 Like, you have all these opportunities and you're on a platform with an audience that would absolutely love to hear that.

00:03:09.920 To be fair, I'm going to come to Toad's defense a little bit here.

00:03:14.860 I think, correct me if I'm wrong, Toad, you were probably expecting you were going to get a much shorter segment, weren't you?

00:03:19.900 Yeah.

00:03:20.640 Yeah.

00:03:21.060 So, like, you should have just been like, you're nervous.

00:03:23.500 He definitely should have hit the point that I just laid out in that short amount of time.

00:03:26.620 Yeah, you're right.

00:03:26.980 That's true.

00:03:27.280 I promoted pro-girl.

00:03:28.880 That was the only thing I was on there to do, I think.

00:03:30.940 Thank you for that.

00:03:31.960 Toad, I just want to be very clear.

00:03:33.100 You did fine.

00:03:34.080 You just didn't do great.

00:03:35.240 And I want you to do great.

00:03:36.360 That's all.

00:03:37.000 The funniest part about this whole thing.

00:03:37.840 I'd say he did better than I thought he would.

00:03:39.400 I thought he was going to fumble it back hard.

00:03:41.860 The funniest part about this whole thing was, so, there was a meeting last, what was it, last Friday or Saturday?

00:03:49.440 When did you have the meeting that was like, hey, baby?

00:03:51.460 Yeah.

00:03:51.980 Oh, yeah.

00:03:52.520 We had to get together.

00:03:53.820 So, and I was like, I can make it.

00:03:55.180 I'm studying for a test.

00:03:55.840 I'm on vacation.

00:03:56.820 I'm on vacation in my Airbnb fucking giving Toad like a PR meeting.

00:04:01.280 So, we're like, Toad, we're going to break down.

00:04:03.540 We're going to break down for you all that you need to do over the next couple weeks and how we're going to roll this thing out.

00:04:11.060 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:04:12.180 Before you finish this, put a pin in this.

00:04:14.320 Yeah.

00:04:14.480 Put a pin in that.

00:04:15.120 We're going to play the intro now.

00:04:16.020 I think it's a good time to play the intro.

00:04:17.360 Top Lofts of Productions.

00:04:19.700 How are we, how are we, are we going to profit off of saying the N-word?

00:04:29.220 Clint, hi.

00:04:30.060 My co-host over on Tower Game, Toad, went insanely viral last week, covering with his ukulele, a song you may have heard of.

00:04:40.660 It went kind of under the, under the radar, but it was, hell, Hitler.

00:04:44.320 And, and can we, can we find a way for Toad to be the fall guy?

00:04:47.740 Because more than anything, I want to see him lose his job for being racist.

00:04:51.600 And as a consequence of his virality, the video made its way across his employer's desk.

00:04:58.440 And as a consequence, a man who had a 10-year career as a computer programmer was shown the fucking door.

00:05:06.020 And I think it would be amazing.

00:05:08.220 I will tell you, this is how we profit, this is how we profit off of saying the N-word.

00:05:12.480 However, we have an opportunity to dissuade future cancellation attempts.

00:05:18.380 And I wanted to give you guys that opportunity to do so.

00:05:21.500 And I think it would be amazing.

00:05:23.500 I hope you will give with your whole heart, your whole racist and retarded heart.

00:05:28.360 As much as dumb stuff as black people do, and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from?

00:05:39.040 They are basically farm equipment.

00:05:40.660 That's crazy.

00:05:43.820 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.

00:05:46.300 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.

00:05:52.460 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:05:56.200 I'm not even fucking kidding.

00:05:58.360 I go by the gut, baby.

00:06:03.200 I shoot from the hips.

00:06:04.060 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:06:07.480 I've just only said the truth.

00:06:10.220 Well, the next cock up is a very nice cock.

00:06:14.620 Because it would hurt.

00:06:15.700 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:06:19.660 It's not what this show is about.

00:06:21.440 This shit is retarded.

00:06:22.260 It's retarded.

00:06:28.360 I can't believe it.

00:06:32.420 I can't believe it.

00:06:33.020 I feel like I've been sideswiped by our own producer to fucking make it seem as if I game

00:06:38.040 planned Toad's entire insanity.

00:06:40.520 You did.

00:06:42.520 Honestly, I...

00:06:43.360 How do I fall for this?

00:06:44.440 You're the puppet master.

00:06:45.760 As a conspiracy theorist?

00:06:46.620 He's the real nigger sayer.

00:06:48.220 Don't you guys want to believe this?

00:06:50.280 That this narrative more?

00:06:52.660 Like, is it just more fun?

00:06:54.020 It's definitely a more fun narrative, but it also makes me seem like I'm not sincere.

00:06:59.580 And like, I was...

00:07:00.640 I had joked about that.

00:07:01.920 For years, we've been joking about Toad getting fired for saying...

00:07:04.580 It just looks bad right now, Clint.

00:07:06.020 It looks really bad.

00:07:07.080 Now, when you juxtapose it with the fundraiser after he gets fired for saying bad things,

00:07:10.780 it makes it seem as if this was a scheme from the beginning, which it was not.

00:07:13.740 But I can understand it looking like it was.

00:07:16.200 I'm going to tell you something.

00:07:17.200 It's going to really bite us in the ass when Toad finally does die as well.

00:07:21.180 Because then all the things that come back...

00:07:23.120 Or we find out this is all an elaborate lie because he's a compulsive liar.

00:07:27.520 We've been saying this for a very long time.

00:07:29.820 Yeah, that's right.

00:07:30.620 I'm a fad, you know.

00:07:31.700 He is a fad.

00:07:32.620 I think him dying, though...

00:07:35.080 You're the best fad.

00:07:36.380 Nobody else has a fad like you, dude.

00:07:37.940 I appreciate you.

00:07:38.880 Yeah.

00:07:39.100 Dude, I think that my ukulele video, like when I look at it, I'm like seriously offended

00:07:43.920 by it because I look totally...

00:07:46.040 I look like fucking shit.

00:07:47.420 I look unbelievably ugly.

00:07:49.100 I'm in pajamas.

00:07:51.140 And dude, even the fucking capo was like off kilter.

00:07:54.900 I'm like, what the...

00:07:55.660 It looks so bad.

00:07:57.620 I don't know what a capo is.

00:07:59.100 Yeah, I don't know.

00:07:59.840 I want to get back to him not singing in tune with.

00:08:03.480 It's about Toad's failure to launch on this because it was so fucking funny to me.

00:08:09.920 I didn't make the meeting, so y'all can explain exactly what happened in the meeting.

00:08:13.440 The launch was fine.

00:08:14.740 And then what happened afterwards immediately.

00:08:19.740 I can't read it.

00:08:20.300 What's the dollar amount?

00:08:21.620 The dollar.

00:08:21.920 $10,000.

00:08:22.820 Oh, yeah.

00:08:23.380 It's $9,970.

00:08:26.680 We're right there.

00:08:27.280 I mean, we can make that today.

00:08:28.880 Guys, if you're in the chat, you haven't donated.

00:08:30.680 Get us over that $30 hump.

00:08:32.360 Joshua Anderson really wants this money.

00:08:34.780 Our elaborate ruse.

00:08:35.500 At least click and give us a pray.

00:08:36.540 He's helping me out, man.

00:08:37.540 Give us a pray at least.

00:08:38.940 Yeah, word.

00:08:39.480 Pray for us.

00:08:40.420 Pray for this nigga.

00:08:41.280 He should have way more prayers than money.

00:08:43.880 He's a degenerate gambler.

00:08:45.100 He needs Jesus, yo.

00:08:46.500 Yeah, just not for his like living a job.

00:08:49.000 What the fuck was that?

00:08:56.360 I don't know.

00:08:56.980 Oh, I think he was trying to show the thing that happened.

00:09:00.800 Why?

00:09:01.120 The failure to launch thing.

00:09:02.360 This is before the meeting.

00:09:05.080 This is so fucking no.

00:09:06.460 Yes.

00:09:06.800 Tell the meeting.

00:09:07.280 This was weird.

00:09:08.000 Cole, you weren't even at the meeting.

00:09:09.460 That's what I was saying.

00:09:10.420 You were not at the meeting.

00:09:11.700 I understand that.

00:09:12.500 Fuck off.

00:09:13.940 You're so mad.

00:09:15.140 I don't remember what happened.

00:09:16.800 Someone remind me.

00:09:18.300 To be fair, Cole.

00:09:19.440 Because he lied straight to your face, Clint.

00:09:22.160 Remember?

00:09:22.900 Yeah.

00:09:23.140 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about in the meeting.

00:09:24.800 Which lie?

00:09:25.680 All right.

00:09:26.480 So during the meeting, basically, I'm saying, look, that Shiloh Hendricks bitch hasn't been

00:09:31.320 seen or heard from like at all.

00:09:34.120 So it's very important.

00:09:35.240 Now she has.

00:09:35.920 Shut up.

00:09:37.120 Shut the fuck up.

00:09:40.180 It's like the Tiffany Gomez thing, right?

00:09:42.280 Yeah.

00:09:42.480 You have to create scarcity.

00:09:43.480 And you have to, if you, if you want to get on the biggest platform, they're going to

00:09:47.160 want an exclusive.

00:09:48.060 So you need to shut the fuck up so that there is demand to actually hear from you.

00:09:52.660 And then he says, well, I did do a show, but we didn't talk about it.

00:09:57.220 And I said, okay, well, as long as you didn't talk about it, I guess.

00:09:59.860 I said, I, I said there was going to be an announcement.

00:10:03.040 I was pretty sure that's how I phrased it.

00:10:04.980 Okay.

00:10:05.320 But that's meant that you didn't talk about it.

00:10:07.420 So anyways.

00:10:09.320 No, I thought that's how I phrased it on the show.

00:10:11.200 And apparently that is not what I said.

00:10:12.620 I don't even know what the fuck I said.

00:10:13.960 On the show, you said, you said your entire spiel.

00:10:16.560 Yeah.

00:10:16.880 And then she clipped it.

00:10:17.740 It was, it was four minutes long.

00:10:19.440 She made a big deal and posted about how she got the exclusive and everything.

00:10:23.680 Yeah.

00:10:23.980 On, on Monday, we're expecting to have this big launch and we're going to have him go

00:10:27.860 on.

00:10:29.160 We're thinking, we're thinking Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson or something or something

00:10:32.680 or something.

00:10:33.040 Right.

00:10:33.680 And then this clip gets put out and it's four minutes of him just in excruciating detail

00:10:38.160 explaining every single fucking thing that's happened.

00:10:41.040 And he has lied directly to my face on this fucking hour long.

00:10:44.020 No, here's the thing.

00:10:45.420 No, no, no.

00:10:45.860 One second.

00:10:46.420 Toad, did you retweet that?

00:10:47.680 You dumb bitch.

00:10:48.800 He did.

00:10:50.080 No.

00:10:50.760 He did.

00:10:51.440 I don't believe you.

00:10:52.220 I don't believe you.

00:10:53.080 I don't believe you.

00:10:54.240 You can go look.

00:10:55.060 You are susceptible to social pressure and you got tagged and you felt bad.

00:10:59.400 I'm pretty sure she took it down.

00:11:00.380 It's down.

00:11:01.180 It's down right now.

00:11:02.400 No.

00:11:03.100 That's why you can't look at it.

00:11:04.260 You can't see if he retweeted it.

00:11:05.420 When I am in the presence of an attractive woman, I have no idea what the fuck I'm saying.

00:11:12.280 I can't control myself.

00:11:13.640 You're not in her presence.

00:11:14.620 It's online.

00:11:15.880 She's on the other side of the fucking world.

00:11:18.040 You can see him.

00:11:18.500 I don't think she ever gets to a bitch.

00:11:19.740 It's crazy.

00:11:20.440 She's in Texas.

00:11:21.420 It was funny because I missed the media because so the whole thing I was thinking was like

00:11:25.820 the only thing I've heard before.

00:11:26.280 I changed my mind then, Toad.

00:11:27.660 Never mind.

00:11:28.060 Toad was like, hey, Toad, you fly down.

00:11:30.560 And she was supposed to be my wife and that didn't happen.

00:11:33.720 Toad, fly down to Florida on like Saturday, Sunday.

00:11:36.660 You do an interview with Clint and then Clint will put it out first and it'll be perfect.

00:11:41.300 And then that's what I was thinking.

00:11:42.560 And so when Toad didn't do it, I was-

00:11:43.860 In his head the whole time, he was like, I can't fly because I have this.

00:11:47.540 Oh, let me-

00:11:48.400 No, we just-

00:11:49.460 You were not at the meeting, Cole.

00:11:50.640 We decided that's not what we were going to do.

00:11:52.580 Hey, you dumb bitch.

00:11:53.700 I just said that.

00:11:54.840 Yeah, but what did corporate say, Cole?

00:11:56.580 Eating Cole?

00:11:57.500 Toad, corporate didn't like your idea and we decided to go another way with the story.

00:12:01.940 You don't remember that?

00:12:02.820 Let me explain further detail too.

00:12:04.500 So Toad's going, what do you guys think's best?

00:12:07.580 And Top is obviously right.

00:12:08.780 He's like, well, if you do an in-person interview with Clint, it'd probably be best.

00:12:13.100 And then Toad's like, all right, well, I don't have any income now.

00:12:15.580 So we got to be cost conscious.

00:12:18.040 And he's like, if I fly on Sunday, it'll be too much.

00:12:20.820 Then I fucking go to Priceline.

00:12:22.240 I find the cheapest flight on Monday.

00:12:23.800 Then he goes, yeah, but I got to be there Sunday.

00:12:25.760 And I'm like, all right, so you want to pay the full freight?

00:12:28.420 And then he's like, no, I don't want to do that either.

00:12:30.700 And I'm like, okay, so you're just basically wasting my time.

00:12:34.220 You know what I did when I hit up Jake Shields and I was like, yo, we're going to make this happen?

00:12:39.400 As soon as he gave me the date and was like, and confirmed I can do that, I bought the fucking tickets immediately.

00:12:46.220 And went, here's the tickets.

00:12:47.860 I have the tickets.

00:12:48.660 I'll meet you then.

00:12:49.420 We hadn't decided how the rollout was going to go.

00:12:53.880 That's the thing.

00:12:54.700 Toad's like, I have, like, it's basically what we've learned apparently.

00:12:58.820 In Toad's head, he's living paycheck to paycheck.

00:13:00.140 He couldn't do your show, Clint, because he was on a show with the Australian Libertarian.

00:13:05.760 That's what it was like.

00:13:06.340 It's clear.

00:13:06.500 But also, apparently, we figured out Toad has been living paycheck to paycheck.

00:13:11.920 His $150,000 salary, he hasn't saved a lick of it.

00:13:17.240 He's out of funds.

00:13:17.520 No, I have.

00:13:18.500 I have.

00:13:19.120 It's just inaccessible.

00:13:20.720 Cry me a river about that.

00:13:23.440 Which, by the way, he's also, part of his severance was a month's pay, by the way.

00:13:28.920 So, like, he's still getting paid.

00:13:31.260 No, that's bullshit.

00:13:31.820 I haven't been paid that yet.

00:13:33.220 It hasn't happened yet.

00:13:34.020 Yeah, because you probably get paid every two weeks.

00:13:36.260 This car will be coming up next Friday, so I'm like, you know.

00:13:38.420 Is your money in offshore betting accounts, or where is it at?

00:13:41.540 No, no, no.

00:13:42.740 I got all that out.

00:13:44.680 All right.

00:13:44.940 Well, where the fuck is your money, dude?

00:13:46.120 For as much of it as I could.

00:13:48.160 He broke.

00:13:48.980 There wasn't anything in there.

00:13:49.800 Almost everything that I've saved is in, like, fucking, in the dough-shaped soap.

00:13:54.860 It's so fucking funny, man.

00:13:56.680 It's all in, like, investments and CDs and shit.

00:13:59.440 I can't access it.

00:14:00.100 We need it.

00:14:00.980 Buy some fucking razors, please.

00:14:02.740 I'm not even sure if that guy's still paying us.

00:14:04.300 It's dough-shaped-go.com.

00:14:04.660 This goes back to the pre-show.

00:14:06.580 I didn't leave enough liquid, and now I'm getting hit by this massive double HVAC replacement

00:14:10.980 payment, and that happens, and then I get fired immediately once I, like, agree to that

00:14:15.760 fucking payment.

00:14:16.860 Because my employer are, they knew about it, too.

00:14:19.520 They're assholes to that degree.

00:14:22.880 Oh.

00:14:23.240 To such a degree.

00:14:26.040 It goes back to also the pre-show.

00:14:27.120 Oh, my buddy is tied up in the Celtics, says moron.

00:14:29.560 Well, yeah, I probably spent, like, I don't know, 15, no, not 15, maybe, like, 1,300 on

00:14:38.200 going to Celtics playoff games as well, leading up to this.

00:14:41.180 So that was great.

00:14:42.580 Less than what I spent in the past.

00:14:45.580 Yeah, you could sell all your hunts.

00:14:46.940 My mortgage payment is, like, twice that, and that's still happening as well.

00:14:50.980 I don't know if you have a reasonably priced house.

00:14:52.860 I don't know.

00:14:54.080 What's also funny is, like, it goes back to where he was literally in the pre-show I talked

00:14:58.060 about.

00:14:58.860 He said he couldn't pay for a gym.

00:15:01.140 And I was like, and I said, Toad, homeless people pay for a gym.

00:15:04.720 I said, That's how they get their showers.

00:15:08.000 They get showers and free pizza on Friday, dude.

00:15:10.800 There was no, like, there was no true.

00:15:13.460 There was no true.

00:15:14.280 Josh is shaking with rage right now.

00:15:16.420 There was no true exclusive.

00:15:18.900 I got an InfoWars today.

00:15:20.720 I'm going to be on Elijah's show tomorrow.

00:15:23.080 Everyone's been on Elijah's show.

00:15:24.620 So what?

00:15:25.840 And you were on InfoWars with Harrison Ford or whatever.

00:15:28.540 Like, dude.

00:15:29.740 He's famous.

00:15:31.220 You got the D-list.

00:15:32.320 He's fucking Han Solo, man.

00:15:34.400 He's like their, like, what, second or third stringer?

00:15:37.560 Like, you got Alex, then it's like him and then the other guy, right?

00:15:40.420 Chase.

00:15:40.780 Him and Chase.

00:15:41.500 And Chase made up his own following.

00:15:42.900 Chase is under Harrison.

00:15:45.460 Yeah.

00:15:45.860 I think the fair hierarchy is probably Alex, Owen, and then Harrison.

00:15:51.180 Yeah, that's what I think.

00:15:52.780 Harrison's my homeboy, so I love that dude.

00:15:54.920 Yeah, he was great.

00:15:56.660 He was great.

00:15:57.660 He was great.

00:15:59.280 Harrison's a fucking great host.

00:16:01.280 Yeah, he did, too.

00:16:02.320 I'm not talking shit.

00:16:03.020 I'm just saying that's the hierarchy in my head.

00:16:04.860 I heard, like, the words.

00:16:06.400 By the way, he loves me.

00:16:08.300 The phrases used were, like, alley-oop, handing you a layup, the fast break.

00:16:13.280 He's giving you, like, all these on-ramps.

00:16:15.840 Look, I can't dunk.

00:16:16.900 I'm white and I'm 5'6".

00:16:18.620 I know, but, like, you could have laid it up.

00:16:20.200 You were not 5'6".

00:16:21.200 He did the Tom Segura where he just jumps and breaks every bone in his body.

00:16:24.940 Harrison Smith is, like, Chris Paul, and Toad is, like, Kwame Brown.

00:16:32.960 Got just, like, stone hands.

00:16:34.460 Yeah, you can't do anything.

00:16:36.860 I was a first-round draft pick, baby.

00:16:39.820 There was something there.

00:16:40.720 It's been hilarious, dude.

00:16:44.340 Like, because, like, what I said, like, trying to handle PR for Toad is, like, hurting cats.

00:16:49.260 Like, he just doesn't, like, he'll just do things.

00:16:52.620 And you're like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:16:54.080 We spent an hour, you know, going over this shit with him.

00:16:55.880 That happened before the meeting.

00:16:57.580 That happened before the meeting.

00:16:59.320 I lied, apparently.

00:17:00.320 No, but during the meeting, you lied about the nature of the conversation and basically undermined our entire, like,

00:17:07.300 No, wait.

00:17:08.180 Immediately after.

00:17:09.480 The rollout still went well.

00:17:10.720 There was another interview he scheduled after that, too.

00:17:12.720 That interview got taken down.

00:17:15.540 This is Monday.

00:17:16.520 He scheduled an interview with another Libertarian show.

00:17:18.840 No, I can't.

00:17:19.480 It's not a Libertarian show, and I canceled it.

00:17:21.820 I think it was, like, a sub-50 follower Twitter show.

00:17:23.940 It's a music stream, and I pushed it off.

00:17:26.580 We're not doing it yet.

00:17:27.620 We'll do it in a few weeks.

00:17:29.500 No, no, not even these people.

00:17:30.940 It's somebody else.

00:17:31.500 Like, I'll be on with this guy.

00:17:32.800 I'm going to be announcing this, like, tomorrow.

00:17:34.600 I'm going to be announcing this tomorrow.

00:17:36.560 I'm going to be announcing this tomorrow.

00:17:36.840 Do that, and guess what?

00:17:37.880 I mean, people don't really know this yet.

00:17:39.720 I'm going to be announcing this, like, tomorrow.

00:17:43.120 I'll be announcing that I got fired.

00:17:45.100 I don't remember.

00:17:45.960 I don't remember.

00:17:46.440 I'm going to announce it tomorrow.

00:17:47.260 I do not remember that.

00:17:47.760 I got fired.

00:17:48.760 What are you announcing?

00:17:49.700 It's like, what are you announcing, Toad?

00:17:50.880 It was, like, everything I explained for the last four minutes.

00:17:53.940 I'm going to be announcing tomorrow.

00:17:56.660 I was trying to build up the hype, but luckily.

00:18:00.980 To who?

00:18:01.820 To who?

00:18:02.880 Well, that's all right.

00:18:03.900 You don't build up the hype by telling the entire story.

00:18:06.060 Luckily, nobody watches that show, and it's down.

00:18:09.860 That show will go up, like, you know, later in a couple of weeks.

00:18:13.160 Did she take it down when you asked her to?

00:18:15.000 Yeah.

00:18:16.000 Well, hey, she's a fucking saint for doing that.

00:18:17.960 Yeah, that was nice of her.

00:18:18.740 Yeah, I love her.

00:18:19.820 No shade to her whatsoever.

00:18:22.000 She's been super, super cool.

00:18:23.420 No shade to her.

00:18:24.540 No shade to her.

00:18:24.640 I just...

00:18:25.120 Dude, she's awesome.

00:18:26.580 If you look into her backstory, she's awesome.

00:18:28.740 Kate, Liberty, Lady Liberty.

00:18:30.660 Tyler says...

00:18:31.860 She's still on X.

00:18:33.020 She told you to kick rock.

00:18:34.740 She didn't take it off, Toad.

00:18:36.000 Bullshit.

00:18:37.220 No, she hit the stream on...

00:18:41.940 Where was it?

00:18:42.940 It was YouTube.

00:18:43.600 I think she hit it.

00:18:44.740 Okay, but the entire...

00:18:46.060 She did a reel.

00:18:47.200 No one's going to watch an hour of her show.

00:18:48.940 She did a three-minute clip of just you saying that.

00:18:51.400 And then put it on Twitter.

00:18:52.180 It's right there.

00:18:53.800 It's still there.

00:18:54.600 Wait, that's not down?

00:18:57.760 Cole, pull...

00:18:58.440 I mean, Tyler, pull it up.

00:19:00.060 It's got 3,000 likes, Toad.

00:19:05.000 I'm just kidding.

00:19:05.860 I don't think it's 3,000.

00:19:06.760 Look at that.

00:19:07.540 How many likes does that have?

00:19:08.640 Oh, Jesus.

00:19:09.440 That's 200.

00:19:09.920 It has 9,000 views.

00:19:11.820 Oh, my God.

00:19:12.740 You stupid fuck.

00:19:14.740 Come on, dude.

00:19:15.820 Oh, my God.

00:19:16.800 It's like...

00:19:17.560 I told you.

00:19:18.500 This is why I called it the failure to launch.

00:19:20.020 It's like...

00:19:20.240 I wasn't in there.

00:19:24.420 Raven was.

00:19:25.180 I was joking.

00:19:26.080 I actually thought it was going to be like 50 likes.

00:19:28.160 It was a good like 200 points.

00:19:30.220 It has 10,000 views.

00:19:31.640 Yeah.

00:19:31.880 So everyone important that would peruse your story and be like, should I pick this up?

00:19:38.160 The watch is going...

00:19:38.480 Probably saw that pop up their feed as they're looking through your shit.

00:19:41.100 The watch is going to try to have the trickle...

00:19:41.540 Because I'm sure you fucking retweeted it.

00:19:43.120 He's trying to be like...

00:19:44.880 He's trying to be a hard sellist on this.

00:19:46.480 He's like, no, guys.

00:19:47.280 It's going...

00:19:47.700 We're going to try...

00:19:49.060 Look.

00:19:51.000 Sorry.

00:19:51.480 I was running my...

00:19:52.740 Go ahead.

00:19:53.480 You can go now.

00:19:54.160 I mean, I don't even know what I was going to say.

00:19:58.620 We're still going to have this trickle of like podcasts.

00:20:01.120 Like, yeah, whatever.

00:20:02.660 Maybe I'm Mark Sanchez, but he still beat the Patriots that one time.

00:20:07.120 All right.

00:20:07.880 Can we take a...

00:20:08.720 Slow roll, guys.

00:20:09.720 He's building speed.

00:20:11.060 He's a boulder, guys.

00:20:12.100 He's a boulder.

00:20:13.120 He's fucking big enough.

00:20:14.700 The only person...

00:20:15.620 Who fucking went to the playoffs a bunch of times.

00:20:17.960 It's just insane.

00:20:18.760 The only person here that has any logic about them is Cole.

00:20:23.720 Each one of us got and like made an effort to try to like organize this campaign.

00:20:28.480 And Cole at every step it says, I'm not getting involved.

00:20:31.800 Like, I don't care.

00:20:33.260 Well, because I'm like, I know what's going to happen.

00:20:35.960 He's going to like fumble the bag so badly.

00:20:39.300 It's like...

00:20:40.200 This is a bag.

00:20:41.240 It's a bag that you got.

00:20:41.800 I thought the rollout went pretty well.

00:20:44.900 Toad, I want you to look at the difference between what you did on your...

00:20:47.860 Like, basically go to the Shiloh Hint...

00:20:49.760 Whatever that bitch was.

00:20:50.980 And look how fast her Gibson go.

00:20:54.380 Like...

00:20:54.620 She's a hot chick.

00:20:56.220 I understand that.

00:20:57.560 And we're saying...

00:20:58.520 You have more confidence.

00:20:59.680 During the business meeting, I made very clear...

00:21:02.020 Because Top was like, there's no reason we can't fucking match this bitch.

00:21:04.960 He was like, he's super delusional.

00:21:06.200 No, I thought we could get like maybe 25K.

00:21:08.640 Yeah.

00:21:08.900 Well, and that's what I said.

00:21:10.320 I said, we'll be lucky to get 25K.

00:21:12.840 I'm thinking 10 to 15.

00:21:14.260 And sure enough, that's probably where we're going to end up.

00:21:16.360 Probably we're in 15.

00:21:17.320 It went as expected.

00:21:18.700 But it could have gone better.

00:21:21.160 Yeah.

00:21:21.460 Everything could be better.

00:21:22.360 Yeah.

00:21:22.760 Well, yeah.

00:21:23.280 But it could have been better if you could just fucking listen.

00:21:26.800 But that had already happened, though.

00:21:29.100 I did listen at that point.

00:21:30.980 Because my thing...

00:21:31.800 In my head, I'm going like...

00:21:32.940 You had all the breast milk.

00:21:34.260 Yeah, dude.

00:21:34.940 All you got was like a little fucking...

00:21:37.340 You got to squirt.

00:21:38.340 And you could have got like a fucking full-on...

00:21:41.120 So, Tote, long-term.

00:21:43.200 Long-term.

00:21:43.940 You're planning to move, right?

00:21:46.140 Yeah.

00:21:46.820 No plans.

00:21:47.220 I don't believe that either.

00:21:48.320 That way he said, yeah, I just don't...

00:21:51.740 Like, I want to take bets on this.

00:21:54.140 I'm willing to take bets on this.

00:21:56.620 All right.

00:21:56.960 We're $15.

00:21:57.840 Spiral.

00:21:59.220 We'll hit $10,000.

00:22:00.780 We'll hit $10,000 tonight.

00:22:01.920 You can't believe that we were 30 short and someone gave $15.

00:22:04.060 Someone prayed for us.

00:22:05.580 There's an extra prayer.

00:22:06.740 Word wizard, baby.

00:22:07.780 What did he say?

00:22:08.480 Mr. Patriot.

00:22:09.880 Thank you, Mr. Patriot.

00:22:11.100 I'm actually really gay.

00:22:12.100 We're trying not to be such a faggot.

00:22:13.500 You're mine.

00:22:13.880 We have other content, by the way.

00:22:16.480 I hate when this show just becomes like, let's talk about Toad fucking up.

00:22:20.980 Isn't it kind of wild there's a prayer option on like a thing like this?

00:22:25.300 Like, that feels like an insult.

00:22:27.080 It's almost like, fuck you.

00:22:28.620 Like, just like, I don't know.

00:22:30.160 Maybe it gives you an algo boost, but still, it's a very, it's a weird move.

00:22:32.680 How many people do you think actually legitimately said a prayer when they hit that, too?

00:22:37.020 Because that's the funny thing.

00:22:37.920 It's like, you go over there and you just go like, I'm just going to hit the pray button.

00:22:40.520 Yeah, probably one out of seven.

00:22:41.800 One out of seven.

00:22:42.640 Oh, yeah.

00:22:43.160 It's like, whenever you say like, I'm going to pray for you, do you actually pray for

00:22:46.300 that person?

00:22:47.160 Yes, actually.

00:22:47.920 You just did it right there.

00:22:49.960 I actually do.

00:22:51.320 Toad, I don't believe you because I think you would just forget.

00:22:53.660 You forget, like, the way I've just learned that you just forget shit, apparently.

00:22:58.100 Yeah.

00:22:58.440 Well, I do.

00:22:59.220 I'm brain damaged, but I died.

00:23:01.140 You play dumb later, like, oh, I didn't fucking know.

00:23:04.140 I don't know what I say.

00:23:07.180 I pray when I tell people I want to pray for them.

00:23:09.880 Serious question for you, Toad.

00:23:11.200 I can't lie.

00:23:11.840 Because you already deal with such severe suicidal ideation.

00:23:17.080 I'm curious, and you're also severely autistic, and, you know, pattern is very important for

00:23:21.680 autistic people.

00:23:22.620 It's also important for older men as they get up in the years.

00:23:27.120 That's why I can't break the patterns that I have.

00:23:29.260 Yeah, you're going to go nonverbal so that you don't have your work thing going.

00:23:33.180 Right.

00:23:33.400 So your pattern has already been broken, and so my advocacy has been while you're in this

00:23:38.640 point or this moment of severe turmoil, you might as well just take big swings, sell your

00:23:43.620 place, move, do it all, right?

00:23:45.620 Because, like, if you get into a rut of, I'm used to going to work, and now I'm just going

00:23:50.160 to sit at home playing my ukulele, trying to do increasingly racist songs to, you know,

00:23:54.620 chase the dragon of virality, you're just going to lose your mind and ultimately kill

00:23:57.760 yourself.

00:23:58.180 So are you going to list your place for sale or not?

00:24:01.960 And I would...

00:24:02.760 I think I have to.

00:24:03.640 Here's what I've learned from living next to...

00:24:05.760 So wait, I've been living next to Clint now for a little while now, and I've learned that

00:24:08.480 he's a lot wiser than he seems on the show.

00:24:11.840 Like, when we talk to him on the screen or on the phone, I'm like, fuck this bald nigga.

00:24:15.200 But when you talk to him in real life...

00:24:16.660 That stupid face.

00:24:17.840 You're like, no, he's giving like...

00:24:18.960 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:24:21.540 He's giving good advice.

00:24:22.960 He only managed millions of dollars for dozens of years.

00:24:26.260 And he never lets us forget about it.

00:24:30.020 I've been a private money manager for 10 years, retired early, fucked a bunch of bitches.

00:24:33.640 I literally told...

00:24:34.380 I told Toad, I was like, from the beginning, I was like, you got fired, sell your house.

00:24:37.820 Right fucking now.

00:24:38.620 You have a month of pay, sell and go.

00:24:41.280 You've got to...

00:24:41.700 Like, it's not...

00:24:43.000 You can't...

00:24:43.540 You realize that's not instantaneous, right?

00:24:46.260 Yeah, no, you can do it.

00:24:47.020 You can list it instantaneously.

00:24:48.820 Yeah, but it might take months to fucking sell.

00:24:51.420 Sell for 20 grand.

00:24:52.500 Then you know what?

00:24:53.280 That means you should list it as soon as possible.

00:24:56.280 Swing for the fences.

00:24:57.400 Sell it for 10K.

00:24:58.600 I'm swinging for the fences.

00:24:59.940 I'm listing it for 660, man.

00:25:02.340 Toad, I'll give you 400.

00:25:03.980 No.

00:25:04.940 All right.

00:25:05.640 You're out now.

00:25:06.620 Hey, at least we're negotiating.

00:25:07.980 Wait, wait.

00:25:08.920 So, have you listed it?

00:25:10.160 Oh, that was dirty.

00:25:11.240 That was a sales trick, Clint.

00:25:12.660 I don't like that.

00:25:14.260 No, no, that's illegal.

00:25:15.720 You're not...

00:25:16.120 Now we're talking.

00:25:16.900 Now we're talking.

00:25:17.280 We're allowed to...

00:25:17.780 No, we're allowed to do these things to manipulate Toad.

00:25:19.700 You've reached the way to Toad out of his house.

00:25:21.400 Sales manipulation is not right.

00:25:24.440 He's clearly a disabled person.

00:25:25.920 Those people had no right to fire you, dude.

00:25:27.700 That was crazy.

00:25:28.460 Yeah, I know.

00:25:29.680 That's why I'm, you know...

00:25:31.260 Well, I shouldn't say anything.

00:25:32.740 But yeah.

00:25:33.720 I know.

00:25:34.600 He's also being very, very tight-lipped.

00:25:37.580 Like, he's been very...

00:25:40.020 Good choice of words.

00:25:41.560 Yeah, but it doesn't fit there.

00:25:42.620 But it sounds good, right?

00:25:43.560 You guys are idiots.

00:25:44.160 Yeah, I don't even know what's right, but it's fucking good.

00:25:46.460 I like doing that.

00:25:47.220 Just using words to sound good.

00:25:49.280 Like, don't even make sense at all.

00:25:51.180 Don't be pedantic.

00:25:53.360 Black people do that.

00:25:54.140 Black people do that shit.

00:25:55.180 Like, the old black people do that.

00:25:57.020 Oh, yeah, they do.

00:25:58.220 Sound real nice.

00:25:58.920 All squirrelessly like.

00:26:00.780 Capricious is given to sudden and unaccountable changes of mood or behavior.

00:26:06.640 I don't know.

00:26:07.260 I think Toad is kind of capricious.

00:26:09.040 Come to think of it.

00:26:09.740 Oh.

00:26:10.320 Hmm.

00:26:10.940 Yeah.

00:26:11.620 But no, but he's been very tight-lipped, and he's like,

00:26:14.160 I can't say the name of my company because then, like, I can't sue him.

00:26:17.380 The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

00:26:19.120 You can say what company you were fired from.

00:26:22.740 It's not that big of a deal.

00:26:23.540 No, no, no.

00:26:24.100 He can, but the leverage that he has is,

00:26:27.180 hey, I've got this huge platform with all this network of fucking psychotic racists

00:26:32.100 that are going to drag you through the mud if you don't settle with me right now.

00:26:36.900 So, basically, it's blackmail.

00:26:38.200 He's trying to blackmail his former employer.

00:26:40.960 That's crazy.

00:26:41.660 I prefer to refer to it as niggering them.

00:26:47.800 You can help with your court case, I promise.

00:26:50.380 Hold on.

00:26:51.040 Toad with a banger.

00:26:52.180 Jesus Christ.

00:26:53.380 Got him.

00:26:54.160 Toad, don't you realize that's what got you here?

00:26:56.000 Yeah.

00:26:56.460 Do that on the Harrison show.

00:26:57.680 Do that on the Elijah's.

00:26:58.780 This is the shit you need to be doing.

00:27:00.320 I might be able to do it on Elijah's.

00:27:01.820 Dude, I don't want to do it on Info Wars.

00:27:03.500 I don't know if I can say the N-word on Info Wars.

00:27:05.800 Why?

00:27:05.900 Because they're on basic cable TV.

00:27:07.360 Why wouldn't you do that?

00:27:08.600 Who fucking cares?

00:27:09.160 Who cares?

00:27:09.980 What are they going to do?

00:27:11.060 When are you ever going back on Info Wars?

00:27:13.180 What are you going to be exactly like, we'll never have you back on again?

00:27:15.480 He's like, so what?

00:27:16.600 He's like, yeah, I wasn't going to come back on anyway.

00:27:18.720 Yeah.

00:27:18.980 A one-hit wonder, bitch.

00:27:19.680 After this performance, if you had me back on.

00:27:21.600 No, you talk to me.

00:27:22.920 You should have leaned into the Gaza stuff because Harrison is cool about that.

00:27:26.660 You really should have played that.

00:27:28.020 That would have been the time to drop nigger.

00:27:29.980 Just be something.

00:27:30.980 Like, hey, we have Theo Vaughn.

00:27:32.720 You're giving some passion speeches on these starving children.

00:27:36.200 And I say nigger once and everyone freaks the fuck out.

00:27:38.860 I just thought it was kind of like a normal interview.

00:27:41.700 Just like, yeah, let's tell the story.

00:27:42.400 A normal interview to half a million fucking boomers that watch this.

00:27:45.720 I called you before.

00:27:46.500 Listen, I just want you to be something.

00:27:48.900 That's all I want.

00:27:49.460 I don't know who you should be, but be something.

00:27:51.720 Don't just be fucking.

00:27:53.160 Yeah, be the nigger sayer.

00:27:54.300 Be the fucking Jew hater.

00:27:55.280 Be the fucking autistic toad.

00:27:56.920 Be something.

00:27:57.800 Don't just go there.

00:27:58.360 I didn't watch the interview.

00:27:59.380 Don't give him a straight interview about bullshit.

00:28:01.120 Like, oh my God, we have different toads.

00:28:02.620 We have nigger sayer toad, Boston toad.

00:28:04.960 We have frozen toad.

00:28:07.500 I mean, different alters we've developed from our abuse of him.

00:28:10.880 I'm spreading myself.

00:28:12.460 Yeah, thin.

00:28:13.340 Like, I don't know what I am, really.

00:28:15.880 Well, you're not thin.

00:28:16.640 I can promise you that.

00:28:18.220 You should be list your house toad.

00:28:20.740 I am a shell of a man.

00:28:24.080 Move to Florida toad.

00:28:25.120 That's a great toad.

00:28:26.200 It's just sincere advice, toad.

00:28:27.480 Because of your severe autism and your suicidal shit, like, honest to God, you ought to fucking list your place and get the fucking out of it.

00:28:34.660 Not be like, oh, yes, I have to do that.

00:28:37.540 No, now do it.

00:28:38.600 Like, a competitive price to get the fuck out of there soon.

00:28:42.200 Like, I would say, I would be fine.

00:28:44.580 Hold on, hold on.

00:28:45.220 Hold on.

00:28:45.500 I'm not saying to sell your place for less than market value.

00:28:49.100 Yeah, I'm not doing that.

00:28:49.720 I'm saying list it immediately.

00:28:51.800 That's all I'm saying.

00:28:52.860 Yeah.

00:28:53.980 No, no, no.

00:28:54.600 We're saying do it now.

00:28:56.240 Like, I would say, I would say, I would be like.

00:28:57.680 For 50K under asking price.

00:28:58.720 I would legitimately be like.

00:28:59.780 Oh, no.

00:29:00.860 I would be like, hey, leave the stream.

00:29:03.080 Go list your home right now.

00:29:05.540 And then come back on.

00:29:06.620 Because, like, if you don't do it, you're just going to keep slow rolling this.

00:29:10.140 And then you're going to be like a month later and be like, well, now I can't sell.

00:29:13.780 I got to.

00:29:15.000 And you're going to be all about it.

00:29:15.720 Oh, then really to sell it, we should dox you that way to promote your place selling.

00:29:20.340 Yeah.

00:29:20.680 And that you can't go back there now.

00:29:22.460 Because you're.

00:29:23.020 It's like buying Nick Quintus' house.

00:29:24.980 Toad, you should list your place for sale for $675.

00:29:27.680 Accept $650 if you get it.

00:29:29.080 Walk away after taxes and fees with a little over $300K.

00:29:33.060 Put it all on black.

00:29:34.120 Well, yeah.

00:29:37.060 You can double your money.

00:29:38.660 No, it's even more.

00:29:39.660 Yeah, you can double your money.

00:29:42.220 Toad, would you do it?

00:29:43.280 If you had a lump sum like that.

00:29:43.860 Black always takes your money, man.

00:29:45.920 Dude, how great would it be if you.

00:29:47.340 That wasn't that bad.

00:29:48.520 Black don't crack.

00:29:50.340 Toad's the best.

00:29:51.860 How great would it be had he put, like.

00:29:53.780 Had he sold his place a month ago.

00:29:55.400 And all of it was riding on the Celtics when they got knocked out.

00:29:57.680 Oh, like.

00:29:58.280 He still doesn't win the championship.

00:29:59.600 He was like.

00:30:00.660 I probably lost money in the series.

00:30:03.340 Well, I don't know.

00:30:03.800 Did I?

00:30:04.080 I had the Celtics in game two.

00:30:05.720 So, I lost that one.

00:30:07.120 I won them in game five.

00:30:08.560 I don't remember.

00:30:09.120 Maybe those are the only two bets.

00:30:10.020 Has that been the.

00:30:10.700 I feel like that's been the worst part.

00:30:12.400 Is that you can't bet right now.

00:30:14.020 And that's what's eating you alive.

00:30:15.320 Oh, and by the way.

00:30:15.920 The Celtics lost the same day I got fired.

00:30:18.440 By the way.

00:30:19.140 I'd be willing to bet my entire life savings.

00:30:21.280 That Toad is still betting.

00:30:22.140 And I lost money on the bets that day, too.

00:30:24.260 So, I was.

00:30:25.300 I bet you anything.

00:30:25.900 He is just.

00:30:27.000 He's.

00:30:27.320 I'm not still betting.

00:30:28.420 No.

00:30:28.780 He's cut back a little bit.

00:30:29.860 But he's still putting fucking.

00:30:30.680 No, because what I found out is that if you.

00:30:32.740 If you're still like tracking your bets.

00:30:36.080 You know what I mean?

00:30:36.800 Or you even throw like a buck on them.

00:30:38.400 What are.

00:30:38.640 It's.

00:30:38.760 It's a lot of the rush is about like being right.

00:30:41.520 You know what I mean?

00:30:42.760 But then yesterday I was right about every single bet.

00:30:44.740 And I didn't have any money on it.

00:30:45.960 And that is a very bad feeling as well.

00:30:48.820 Yeah.

00:30:48.960 So, I'm saying.

00:30:49.460 I'm saying.

00:30:49.920 This is the worst part about it.

00:30:50.960 That you can't bet right now.

00:30:52.320 I feel like that's what's eating you alive.

00:30:54.720 Dude.

00:30:54.860 Top spent three days.

00:30:56.060 It's not great.

00:30:56.780 And he looked like a fucking Haitian.

00:30:58.740 So, are you saying you're still getting your fix, though?

00:31:01.280 Is what you're saying is you're still getting your fix from your show.

00:31:03.940 Because you get to make these picks.

00:31:06.020 And see if they're right.

00:31:07.480 Yeah.

00:31:07.560 Hey, dude.

00:31:08.000 That's actually fucking great.

00:31:09.240 If you can lean hard into that.

00:31:10.680 And get rid of your gambling.

00:31:11.820 That would be actually legitimately a great thing to do.

00:31:14.740 It's almost not the same, though.

00:31:16.380 Because it's almost like you need like a buck.

00:31:18.520 You know what it's like?

00:31:19.420 It's like.

00:31:19.660 You know what I mean?

00:31:20.220 Put a dollar on it.

00:31:21.080 It's like Delta 8 versus like regular weed.

00:31:23.980 You know what I mean?

00:31:24.420 Oh, yeah.

00:31:25.300 I think it's like.

00:31:25.840 It's a high.

00:31:26.580 But it's not the same type of high.

00:31:28.260 Lucas Hardar, by the way.

00:31:29.500 This fucking guy in the chat.

00:31:30.920 Kick him the fuck out.

00:31:32.100 He's a fucking asshole.

00:31:33.280 Calls me a liar every time.

00:31:35.060 He just talks shit about me every fucking time.

00:31:37.460 I'm done with that guy.

00:31:38.580 Kick him out of the chat.

00:31:39.920 Not allowed back.

00:31:41.080 Fuck him.

00:31:41.580 I want to hear what he has to say.

00:31:42.820 Now I want him to be top of the chat.

00:31:45.580 He's going to be.

00:31:46.800 What did he say?

00:31:48.100 No.

00:31:48.420 He's my least favorite person I've ever seen in the chat.

00:31:51.180 Get fucked.

00:31:51.920 Give me a three paragraph explanation of your gripes.

00:31:52.780 If I see you in real life, bro, I'm going to fucking punch you in the fucking face.

00:31:56.920 Get fucked.

00:31:58.640 What the fuck?

00:31:59.700 What did he say?

00:32:00.360 I don't know.

00:32:01.020 Apparently something really bad.

00:32:02.620 Oh, he said you're not allowed in Florida.

00:32:05.480 Oh, yeah.

00:32:06.500 But that one thing you don't talk about.

00:32:08.240 That one charge from that one time.

00:32:09.780 No, it was because he called me a liar.

00:32:11.480 It was because he called me a liar.

00:32:13.820 I've seen him in the chat before.

00:32:15.760 It's all fucking shit.

00:32:17.900 Get fucked.

00:32:19.520 Stop watching my show.

00:32:22.760 Oh, is he watching your gambling show?

00:32:24.740 Oh, this is some deep cut.

00:32:26.560 This is a deep cut.

00:32:27.600 Oh, my God.

00:32:28.440 This is something like, I told you the fucking subjects were going to go out and fucking blah,

00:32:32.340 blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:32:33.020 No, no.

00:32:33.520 That was Nate.

00:32:34.100 I apologize to Nate.

00:32:35.280 He hasn't been back for a while.

00:32:36.520 I yelled at him really badly.

00:32:37.940 I feel bad about that.

00:32:38.700 Maybe you should just stop altogether.

00:32:40.780 These are both destructive habits you're developing, whether it's gambling or just talking about

00:32:45.580 gambling.

00:32:46.400 Look, what Toad's doing is very gay, but Luke is responding with, you better ask around

00:32:50.500 about me through a chat on a fucking comedy show.

00:32:53.600 It's very funny.

00:32:55.300 You guys all have to stop.

00:32:56.620 Stop being tough guys on the internet immediately.

00:32:58.800 No, Lucas is fucking, Lucas is a genius.

00:33:01.060 He's in the other chat.

00:33:02.760 He's in the fucking dangerous retards chat.

00:33:04.960 He is systematically destroying you, Toad.

00:33:07.420 It's wonderful to see.

00:33:09.100 I want to see Toad try to punch somebody on site.

00:33:12.560 I think that would be.

00:33:13.380 I've done it before.

00:33:14.480 Can you imagine on site Toad?

00:33:16.680 Like whoever the on site guy is.

00:33:21.340 You better roll up.

00:33:22.640 $2 from Damian Maddox.

00:33:24.400 God wants you to stop gambling.

00:33:26.120 Move to Florida.

00:33:27.480 Firing Max as I turned her on.

00:33:29.200 Move to Florida.

00:33:29.760 Florida, I'm literally praying for you right now.

00:33:31.760 We were talking in the pre-chat.

00:33:32.860 Thank you, Jamie.

00:33:33.620 The main show.

00:33:34.320 Like when you say you're going to pray for somebody, do you really pray for them?

00:33:36.800 He's the number.

00:33:38.480 He's the eighth click.

00:33:39.640 I do because I rarely pray.

00:33:41.640 So if I say it, I do it.

00:33:43.560 Oh, it's weird.

00:33:44.860 Do you know why I moved to Florida because you can't gamble in Florida?

00:33:48.660 That is kind of a concern to me.

00:33:51.100 You can gamble in Florida.

00:33:52.180 I knew it.

00:33:53.040 Only through hard rock though.

00:33:55.500 You can do it illegally.

00:33:57.380 Well, I'd have to go back to the offshores.

00:33:59.400 I mean, yeah, it would be like old times, man, except, dude, Five Dimes, by the way, they

00:34:05.780 got shut down by the U.S. government.

00:34:07.900 If you didn't get your money out within the next several months or something, it went to

00:34:12.340 the U.S. government.

00:34:13.820 That was a whole shit.

00:34:14.400 Several months?

00:34:15.000 It seems like pretty easy.

00:34:16.640 Well, yeah.

00:34:17.200 I mean, well, it didn't happen to me.

00:34:18.320 If it was like days, I'd be like, oh, man.

00:34:20.040 Well, but here was the thing about that though.

00:34:23.060 You had to like actually like mail them or call them up and it was really hard to contact

00:34:27.720 them.

00:34:27.900 I could see why.

00:34:28.720 When that happened, they shut down all USIPs.

00:34:31.880 You could only VPN into them.

00:34:33.900 It was fucking insane.

00:34:35.400 To Hong Kong, by the way.

00:34:37.160 He's a good guest when the topic isn't about him and he's just sitting and like shooting

00:34:41.160 pocket shots.

00:34:42.240 But once he starts like leading the conversation, I become intensely uninterested.

00:34:46.240 It's crazy.

00:34:47.320 Like you just started and I was like, I don't even, I don't want to think about, I'm killing

00:34:50.200 myself right now, actually.

00:34:52.580 I'm literally like never suicidal except for when he tells a story.

00:34:56.380 There was two things I did want to talk about.

00:34:59.220 One, I guess we can get the super chat.

00:35:02.520 Brain Bucket says the only Toad can make up for canceling on Assbuts music stream is by

00:35:06.520 moving to Florida.

00:35:07.060 You were going on somebody's stream named Assbuts?

00:35:10.700 Yeah.

00:35:11.840 I'm going to go back on at some point.

00:35:13.880 Yeah, that was a really fun stream.

00:35:16.060 No shade to him.

00:35:17.620 Toad's a retard for ever accepting that in the first place.

00:35:20.040 Sorry.

00:35:20.140 They made a whole flyer for it.

00:35:21.580 They're like, big announcement.

00:35:23.040 We have vetoed the guy that was docked and fired from his job coming on Saturday.

00:35:28.160 Well, I'll be on in like probably two weeks on his show.

00:35:30.800 Motherfucker.

00:35:31.660 Stop doing these things.

00:35:33.160 I love his show though because I play ukulele live.

00:35:36.320 I take live requests.

00:35:37.460 That's what the show is.

00:35:38.180 I think what you don't understand about yourself is that you're really fun in small doses and

00:35:42.000 if you saturate the market, you lose your appeal.

00:35:44.500 So, what I need you to do is to never talk to anybody except us.

00:35:48.640 Okay?

00:35:48.840 Keep your chin up, Toad.

00:35:49.680 Number one Toad fan.

00:35:50.500 $10 from pee-pee pooping, man.

00:35:51.760 Listen to Clint.

00:35:52.320 Well, thank you.

00:35:53.340 And then every now and then-

00:35:54.000 I listen to Clint.

00:35:54.680 We hold you here and every now and then you go viral and then we let you talk to some

00:35:58.180 Clint is wise.

00:35:58.840 And that's about it.

00:35:59.640 You know?

00:36:00.300 I do have good advice.

00:36:01.380 And I do come from a place of genuine concern and love for you, which most people in your

00:36:06.660 life don't.

00:36:07.520 So, you should keep that in mind.

00:36:09.720 My mom does.

00:36:11.360 I'm sure.

00:36:12.060 Yeah, your mom loves you.

00:36:13.260 What does your mom think about this?

00:36:14.180 I don't give a fuck about these people.

00:36:15.320 Like, I-

00:36:15.680 She donated.

00:36:18.140 No.

00:36:18.760 What does she think?

00:36:19.600 What does she think about it?

00:36:20.520 Like, they're giving us all these super chats.

00:36:22.760 Guys, can you-

00:36:23.860 Did anyone donate more than me?

00:36:25.160 I want to know if your mom donated more than me.

00:36:27.000 No.

00:36:27.660 No.

00:36:28.080 Okay.

00:36:29.220 Oh.

00:36:29.680 Can we refresh our page?

00:36:31.420 Hold on.

00:36:31.900 My mom didn't.

00:36:32.500 I don't know if anybody did.

00:36:34.020 Clint, didn't you have a story about a laundromat or something like that?

00:36:37.140 Oh, thank you.

00:36:37.700 Oh, I forgot about that.

00:36:38.880 Yeah, good call.

00:36:39.700 I wanted to hit that.

00:36:40.860 Yeah, no, I really appreciate it.

00:36:41.860 You want to hit that?

00:36:42.700 You want to hit that?

00:36:43.340 Oh, my God.

00:36:44.460 Toad should do it like a non-stop stream.

00:36:48.260 What?

00:36:49.120 Like a non-stop-

00:36:49.980 Like a stream-a-thon?

00:36:50.580 Like a stream-a-thon.

00:36:51.360 What the fuck else are you doing?

00:36:52.660 Like, I mean, like, literally just stay on stream while you're listing your house and calling

00:36:56.940 lawyers, doing all, like, I mean, maybe some stuff that could go off stream, like, do

00:37:01.000 some ukulele songs, whatever, like, just be honest.

00:37:03.460 I mean, what he does all day, I really am confused.

00:37:06.200 I don't know why it's on me, but-

00:37:07.100 Just keep the camera on, Cole, and I'll tell my story.

00:37:09.400 Okay, go ahead.

00:37:10.780 All right, so do any of you guys have, have any of you ever been poor enough that you

00:37:15.740 had to use a laundromat?

00:37:17.220 No.

00:37:17.480 Yeah, I've used it once, quite a few times.

00:37:21.920 In college, in college I did, yeah.

00:37:24.120 I never had, because I've had, you know, enough money to not be a poor person.

00:37:28.600 Like, I was poor, but I was never fucking poor.

00:37:30.480 Like, holy shit, poor.

00:37:31.200 I had to do a lot in the military, but go on.

00:37:32.800 So anyways, I don't have fucking washer or laundry in my apartment that I moved into,

00:37:38.080 and there's like six different laundromats around me, but the one that was closest in

00:37:42.240 route to my gym, like, my thought process was, I'm sure this is a very fine establishment.

00:37:46.340 I can just go put my laundry in there, and then I'll go work out.

00:37:48.600 I'll come back after the wash is done.

00:37:50.200 I'll put it in the dryer.

00:37:50.860 Wait, where was this?

00:37:51.720 And I'll do cardio, and then I'll come back, and I'll get my clothes, my clean clothes.

00:37:55.400 It doesn't turn out that that's how laundromats work.

00:37:58.220 No.

00:37:58.500 So I pull up, and it's like, you got a bodega right there.

00:38:02.160 You got a fucking taco truck.

00:38:03.160 Pulls up in his multicolored Corvette.

00:38:05.400 I pull up in my Corvette immediately.

00:38:07.560 Wait, this was recent?

00:38:08.600 This was last week.

00:38:10.700 He's not going to make it a year.

00:38:12.140 I don't see how you're going to make it a year in this place.

00:38:13.900 It's so concerning.

00:38:14.720 So I pull up in my Corvette.

00:38:18.020 The first thing I see, the first thing I hear is a homeless dude who's also doing his laundry go,

00:38:23.000 that's the nicest fucking car I've ever seen.

00:38:24.580 What do you do for a living?

00:38:25.900 And I'm like, I don't want to have a conversation with this guy, but I'm about to do laundry next to this nigga,

00:38:30.920 so I got to answer, right?

00:38:33.020 So I'm like, I'm already smart enough to know I'm about to get robbed.

00:38:37.260 So I immediately go, I used to make good money, but I don't anymore.

00:38:40.780 He was black.

00:38:41.340 I sell guns.

00:38:43.920 What did he say?

00:38:44.840 What did he look like?

00:38:46.720 He goes, oh, yeah, I used to make a lot of money, too, when I worked at the airport.

00:38:50.580 And I was like, that's not a lot of money.

00:38:51.780 You made 50 bucks an hour throwing bags around.

00:38:57.160 But anyways, he's obviously a crazy homeless dude, and he's washing his shoes, I might add.

00:39:02.480 And then I'm asking him, like, out?

00:39:06.300 You need a different car.

00:39:07.720 Buy a different car.

00:39:09.780 To be fair, that's something Cole needs to learn how to do, though.

00:39:12.960 You need a hoopty, Clint, as you do, just for, like, incognito moving around.

00:39:16.320 I'm not going to buy a piece of shit car to go do my laundry.

00:39:19.160 Yeah, you need a laundry car.

00:39:22.500 This is my laundry car.

00:39:25.300 You need a golf cart.

00:39:26.560 Buy a golf cart.

00:39:27.660 And just get a special golf cart that has, like, a little thing for your laundry.

00:39:32.560 It just has a little basket that you can already, like, you just kind of like walks in.

00:39:35.560 Brandon's joking, but he's, I'm telling the truth.

00:39:38.700 Was he the black guy in an emo wig?

00:39:40.240 Because there is, in this town, there's one black guy with a wig.

00:39:42.680 Did you see him?

00:39:43.800 Yeah, I've seen him.

00:39:44.780 But no, there you go.

00:39:45.520 That wasn't him, though.

00:39:46.340 Think about how baller is to have a laundry car, though.

00:39:48.460 Come on.

00:39:48.860 That's not, like, next level shit.

00:39:50.680 Well, real next level shit is exactly what Brandon said.

00:39:53.580 I honestly thought about buying it.

00:39:55.240 Because I was like, it's only, like, fucking 12 machines.

00:39:57.700 I bet I could buy it for, like, 300 grand or something.

00:40:01.480 Can I live in it?

00:40:02.400 And then not allow anybody in it but you, like, just a private laundromat.

00:40:06.100 No, that'll be my house.

00:40:07.380 I'll move in.

00:40:08.100 I would shut it down at 9 p.m.

00:40:10.140 And I'd go do my laundry.

00:40:12.680 But anyways, so I also don't know what I'm doing, right?

00:40:17.060 So I'm like, I go over to the change machine.

00:40:19.520 The change machine doesn't work.

00:40:20.520 So I got to go to the bodega.

00:40:21.580 I ask them for quarters.

00:40:22.780 And they're like, why don't you just use the machine?

00:40:24.020 I'm like, well, the machine doesn't work.

00:40:25.440 And they're like, they barely speak English.

00:40:27.160 So it's like, I'm already, like, on the verge of being jumped slash rough.

00:40:30.900 Yo, dude, I cannot wait for you guys to hang out around Clint doing shit like this.

00:40:35.000 Because it's like, he's like, like, you could tell that he's, like, rich money, rich.

00:40:39.660 He doesn't know how to do poor people things.

00:40:41.800 But he doesn't act like it.

00:40:42.880 He comes off very, like, I don't give a fuck, though.

00:40:45.160 Like, real chill.

00:40:46.140 And then he looks like shit.

00:40:48.000 So people don't know where to put him at all.

00:40:49.760 He's, like, disgusted you're around.

00:40:51.380 I'm a total mystery.

00:40:53.120 It's complete mystery.

00:40:54.060 I love watching it.

00:40:54.800 But anyways, I don't know how this shit works, right?

00:40:57.820 So I finally, I get 10 bucks worth of quarters.

00:40:59.900 I go back over.

00:41:01.100 And I'm asking the homeless dude who's like, well, he's continuing to make small talk with me.

00:41:05.280 So I'm asking questions to, like, divert him from robbing me.

00:41:08.560 So I'm like, hey, Clint, Clint, you should work.

00:41:11.420 Does the dryer, like, how long does it take?

00:41:12.820 You know, she's like that.

00:41:13.480 What?

00:41:13.760 Clint, rent out the apartment across the hallway from yours.

00:41:16.440 And then just install a washer dryer in it.

00:41:19.660 I might, honestly.

00:41:20.640 But anyways, all right.

00:41:21.420 So then as I put it in the wash and I'm like, all right, I'm just going to get food from the taco truck and then sit in my car and wait for it to fucking.

00:41:28.900 Because I'm not going to leave my clothes here.

00:41:29.980 This guy's obviously going to steal it.

00:41:31.600 And then right before I walk out to get the tacos, he goes, yeah, man, I'm just trying to get my life in order.

00:41:36.420 You know, stop robbing people.

00:41:37.680 Stop fucking doing drugs.

00:41:38.920 And I'm like, oh, my God.

00:41:40.860 Wait, wait, wait.

00:41:41.320 I did not.

00:41:41.880 He said that.

00:41:42.220 Sorry, I got to do this, man.

00:41:43.560 Yeah, sorry.

00:41:44.100 I got to stop.

00:41:44.860 This is like total flip gambling.

00:41:46.540 I really need to stop this.

00:41:47.500 But, like, today's not the day.

00:41:49.200 This is my last one.

00:41:49.520 I'm going to stop doing this tomorrow.

00:41:50.440 Describe this guy's appearance.

00:41:52.140 I got to know.

00:41:53.520 What does this guy look like?

00:41:54.420 He's like 27-ish.

00:41:56.480 I mean, he's a druggie, so he could be 18 or he could be 40.

00:41:59.960 I'm not sure.

00:42:01.880 But he's Hispanic.

00:42:03.500 He's Hispanic looking.

00:42:04.720 He's just standing there in, like, raggedy jeans.

00:42:08.040 And he's got no shoes on because he only owns one pair of shoes and he's washing them at the time.

00:42:11.780 So I'm like, look, if it goes down, as long as he doesn't have a weapon, I'm going to wreck this guy.

00:42:15.380 When he robs somebody, is it called a spick up?

00:42:19.520 It's not bad.

00:42:21.480 I like it.

00:42:22.280 I like it.

00:42:22.860 But anyways, that was my experience.

00:42:24.700 There was more to it, but it was over a week ago, so I forget the details.

00:42:27.600 But anyways, I just can't believe, like, my genuine takeaway is, like, I can't believe people live like this.

00:42:33.180 Where they, like, just go and interact with poor and homeless people for an hour at a clip.

00:42:37.920 It's so dangerous.

00:42:39.160 Like, it's a dangerous way to live.

00:42:40.820 And I don't know why people do it.

00:42:42.280 David is addicted to living like this.

00:42:47.380 Like, he's got a choice.

00:42:48.420 He had a choice.

00:42:49.120 And he went and rented the worst spot in the world on purpose.

00:42:52.900 I don't understand the guy.

00:42:54.200 He has a wife and child.

00:42:55.920 Yeah, fuck him.

00:42:57.260 This is how I like to live, dangerously.

00:43:00.780 What do we got here?

00:43:01.620 $10.

00:43:02.180 Is anybody going to explain why Top is wearing blackface?

00:43:05.320 Yes.

00:43:06.100 He went to the island.

00:43:07.160 He just passed very quickly because he's Mexican.

00:43:09.200 I'll be honest with you guys.

00:43:10.840 Yeah, I want to hear about your whole experience.

00:43:13.080 Because every time your wife takes you on vacation, it seems like...

00:43:16.640 Oh, wait up.

00:43:17.100 Lucas with the hard R has responded back to Toad.

00:43:19.400 Shots fired.

00:43:20.220 Listen, you fucking...

00:43:21.180 $2.

00:43:21.860 Listen, you fucking moron.

00:43:23.040 I can promise you, you're not going to win this fight.

00:43:25.340 Ask around about me before you start making threats.

00:43:28.040 I'm going to win because even if I lose, Clint will kick your ass.

00:43:30.940 I'm pretty sure Hard R is a Navy SEAL, isn't he?

00:43:33.260 I think that's what he is.

00:43:34.260 What I love about Toad is he uses me as his big brother.

00:43:38.020 It's so cute.

00:43:39.520 My dad's way stronger than your dad.

00:43:41.920 And he's going to beat you up.

00:43:43.200 He may fuck me up, but wait until Clint gets here.

00:43:46.740 Oh, you saw that movie with David Spade and whoever?

00:43:50.340 Where the two dudes are fighting over whose father could beat the other father up?

00:43:55.260 You haven't seen...

00:43:55.840 Oh, man.

00:43:56.700 All right.

00:43:57.000 No, you were on a roll, Toad.

00:43:58.660 Yeah, that's fine.

00:43:59.920 You win some, you lose some.

00:44:00.840 I went to a place that was like Jamaica.

00:44:04.260 It's not my best moment.

00:44:06.980 If I had to rate it, this place, I went to St. Thomas.

00:44:11.140 Jamaica is actually better than this place.

00:44:13.540 I agree.

00:44:14.720 Which island was this?

00:44:17.020 St. Thomas.

00:44:17.780 St. Thomas.

00:44:18.540 All right, yeah.

00:44:18.940 I told you before you left, St. Barts.

00:44:22.200 Actually, there's one other island that I can't remember the name of.

00:44:24.700 It's very tiny.

00:44:25.380 There's no civilization.

00:44:26.340 That's fucking beautiful.

00:44:28.160 Little St. James?

00:44:30.000 No.

00:44:31.300 Just a bunch of kids.

00:44:33.440 You ever been there?

00:44:34.580 It's pretty dope, actually.

00:44:36.860 St. Barts is fucking unbelievable, but it's the most expensive island you'll ever go to.

00:44:41.520 Drinks are like 25 bucks.

00:44:42.940 It's nuts.

00:44:43.660 But it's where all the richest motherfuckers on the planet go.

00:44:46.660 And the women there are all just there to get rich dudes.

00:44:49.900 And they are the hottest fucking girls you have ever seen in your entire life.

00:44:52.720 That's the truth.

00:44:53.360 St. Barts is amazing.

00:44:54.060 All the other saints, though, dog shit.

00:44:56.260 And when you told me you were going to them, I was like, you're going to hate this.

00:44:58.920 Wait, what was the island with the hot chicks?

00:45:00.960 St. Barts.

00:45:02.240 You can't afford it.

00:45:03.560 Yeah, fuck.

00:45:04.440 Yeah, you can't.

00:45:04.880 Is he like brain damage?

00:45:06.020 He can't remember things you just said.

00:45:08.060 Like, Top was like, I went to St. Thomas.

00:45:11.000 I told you I am brain damage.

00:45:12.820 I had a stroke.

00:45:13.720 Literally, 15 seconds after Top said it.

00:45:16.680 But Top, go ahead.

00:45:18.040 What did your wife do to you?

00:45:20.700 Nothing.

00:45:21.060 Just like another fucking nigger island vacation.

00:45:23.860 It's kind of actually demoralizing.

00:45:25.700 A little bit demeaning that this keeps happening to me.

00:45:28.980 I had to drive there.

00:45:30.140 They drive on the wrong side of the road.

00:45:31.820 I'm like, I'm waking up in the middle of the night.

00:45:34.600 Like fucking like, like because I've drove into oncoming traffic quite a few times being on the island.

00:45:39.920 That's why Clint's like, oh, at least you're drinking or at least you're high.

00:45:42.500 I'm like, no, not even a little bit because I'm like fucking paranoid.

00:45:46.900 If we go somewhere, we come out.

00:45:48.960 The entire island is up a mountain or down a mountain.

00:45:51.940 So there's just like blind curves everywhere you go and on the wrong side of the road.

00:45:55.640 And I'm just like, we're going to fucking die here.

00:45:58.040 Mad stressful.

00:45:59.080 You rented a car?

00:46:01.000 Yeah.

00:46:01.360 I wanted to go stay at Margaritaville.

00:46:03.120 And it turned out that she fucking did an Airbnb to live like, like we were like living with the people.

00:46:08.580 And then like retarded.

00:46:09.660 Dude, it was so bad.

00:46:11.740 The people on that island.

00:46:13.480 The people.

00:46:14.660 80% black.

00:46:15.760 I mean, listen, this island is.

00:46:16.460 Bro, you got to go to the resorts because outside of the resorts is like.

00:46:21.720 Dude, it's as black as Jamaica, really.

00:46:24.720 It is.

00:46:25.680 It's like Jamaica, but it's like Jamaica at least had a culture to it.

00:46:29.620 Like their culture of like they're all fucking retards, but they like Jamaica.

00:46:33.740 This place is just America 2.0.

00:46:36.360 Like no one's taking care of the roads.

00:46:37.760 No one's even thought to cut a tree down.

00:46:40.120 These niggas just out there being black.

00:46:42.720 And it's amazing.

00:46:43.300 Except probably the resort.

00:46:44.320 I bet the resort of Margaritaville was like probably really nice.

00:46:47.140 Like just for like at least for.

00:46:48.940 What it reminds me of is it's like it's like the Tijuana of the Caribbean.

00:46:54.680 I think that's probably right.

00:46:56.400 You know, like Mexico is great, but like Tijuana fucking sucks.

00:46:59.100 That's kind of how the islands are.

00:47:00.540 St. Thomas fucking sucks.

00:47:02.140 I mean, the beach was beautiful.

00:47:03.840 I was at the beach for one day and it was overcast.

00:47:06.760 Look at this.

00:47:08.620 I'm fucking peeling from my forehead.

00:47:10.060 That's why I got a hat on.

00:47:11.060 Oh, no.

00:47:12.320 Yeah, dog.

00:47:13.280 Sick hat.

00:47:13.680 It's painful.

00:47:14.820 Wow.

00:47:15.080 Thank you.

00:47:15.500 I didn't know Mexicans could burn like that.

00:47:17.220 Dude, me neither.

00:47:18.180 I was like, this is how fucking.

00:47:19.960 I mean, it's just clown shit.

00:47:20.960 Whenever you go to an island, it's really what you're experiencing out there.

00:47:24.500 It's fucking clown shit.

00:47:25.520 Yeah.

00:47:25.820 That was the beach.

00:47:26.760 The only nice time you had like the rest of the time you were just.

00:47:29.540 I mean, well, first off, we got delayed by an entire day to go there.

00:47:33.940 Um, and so as toad, as you're getting fire toad, I'm on a significant delay losing 25%

00:47:39.760 of the money I spent on this trip.

00:47:41.000 So who really had a worse time than we get to the island and the island.

00:47:47.380 I was at home with my mom, by the way.

00:47:49.160 She was there when I got fired.

00:47:50.500 That was a rhetorical question.

00:47:51.940 Quick interjection.

00:47:53.000 While I'm sitting, while I'm sitting, while I'm sitting, I just thought it was kind of

00:47:54.900 funny.

00:47:55.640 Quick interjection.

00:47:56.400 While I'm, while I'm sitting there waiting for my clothes to dry, I go and I, I get a

00:48:00.060 couple of tacos and I'm eating them in the bed.

00:48:01.700 And there's a fucking, a pimp in this nice ass truck and, and his whore and his whore

00:48:07.500 walks up to the window and the fucking, the dude, the pimp points at my car.

00:48:12.360 And I thought, I thought he was sending her to me and I just immediately, I immediately

00:48:16.000 fucking look away and I'm like, Hey, would you like to eat another taco poppy?

00:48:20.380 Oh God damn it.

00:48:21.440 No, she was a cop.

00:48:22.640 They call it, they call it Sleazeville, uh, where you live.

00:48:25.180 Not, not Lees, not Leesville.

00:48:28.000 Sleazeburg.

00:48:28.420 Sleazeburg.

00:48:29.180 Sleazeburg.

00:48:29.500 Sleazeburg, yeah, yeah.

00:48:31.400 I just, I just feel like my major takeaway is like, I don't really care about having

00:48:36.340 money, but I don't want to be anywhere near people that don't have it.

00:48:40.060 You know what I mean?

00:48:40.820 Yeah.

00:48:41.140 That's the key, key thing.

00:48:42.460 Yeah.

00:48:42.780 That's why I wanted to be in Margaritaville.

00:48:44.500 I fucking hate poor people.

00:48:46.560 I hate, dude.

00:48:47.960 This is, that's where I went to.

00:48:48.860 I think it's like an island.

00:48:49.840 Cities suck.

00:48:50.620 There's so many poor people.

00:48:51.700 This is why I like rural areas.

00:48:53.060 You're away from everybody.

00:48:54.140 Yeah.

00:48:54.580 They're all just like waiting to commit a felony.

00:48:56.960 Like that's the energy that you get from all of them.

00:48:59.180 It's crazy.

00:48:59.920 Being in a city.

00:49:00.840 Yeah.

00:49:00.980 It's like, it's wading through like a sea of poor people just to get, just to get to

00:49:05.900 the place where there are less poor people.

00:49:08.080 Dude, that homeless, that homeless dude, when he's like, I'm just, I'm just, you know, I'm

00:49:11.780 just trying to get my life right.

00:49:12.880 Trying to stop robbing people.

00:49:13.920 I, I, I, I swear to God, I felt like the next line out of his mouth was going to be killed

00:49:17.640 the boy, killed the farmer.

00:49:23.440 Jesus, man.

00:49:24.220 Maybe I shouldn't move there.

00:49:26.360 No, no, no.

00:49:27.000 Where I live is nice, but just don't fucking live near that laundromat.

00:49:30.040 Jesus Christ.

00:49:30.660 All right.

00:49:30.900 All right.

00:49:31.840 Where was that at?

00:49:32.560 How far, how far away from you was it?

00:49:34.320 Oh, dude.

00:49:34.680 Like, like where I'm at is cool.

00:49:36.880 You go three miles anywhere in the circumference.

00:49:39.800 You're like, fuck that.

00:49:41.040 I want to be there.

00:49:42.600 So, um, yeah.

00:49:44.600 Brokroy.com.

00:49:45.640 Come down to, come to Sleazeburg.

00:49:48.820 I don't know.

00:49:49.240 But like where, where we're at, where our event is, is the best place you can be.

00:49:53.880 The rest of the town.

00:49:54.920 I'm like, eh, I'm not.

00:49:56.520 I'm going to come.

00:50:00.580 Oh, no.

00:50:02.040 I did want to.

00:50:02.760 Have we sold over a hundred yet?

00:50:04.640 Oh, yeah.

00:50:05.780 Oh, yeah.

00:50:06.200 Almost sold out.

00:50:07.540 Almost sold out.

00:50:08.700 For real?

00:50:09.120 I did.

00:50:09.860 Yep.

00:50:10.380 We just did tinfoil hat today to plug the heart.

00:50:13.080 It's, I mean, tickets are just moving as we go.

00:50:15.900 Speaking of, so speaking of Broheeming Grove, um, of course, so I'm doing the bodybuilding

00:50:21.060 challenge against, uh, Raven.

00:50:22.820 So, which means I'm going to be like dieting down.

00:50:26.300 I'm going to be like basically I am right now.

00:50:27.900 I'm hungry as fuck all the time.

00:50:29.300 Um, my thought was on Sunday, um, I want to do a food challenge because I've been watching

00:50:36.020 a lot of food like Beard Meets Food and stuff like that.

00:50:38.260 And there are a fuck ton of food challenges in Orlando.

00:50:41.280 I put these in the Topics spreadsheet, by the way.

00:50:42.980 Yes.

00:50:44.320 Would, would it be cool content to watch me and Toad do a food challenge?

00:50:49.160 Because Toad's also talking about being a, he said at one point he was a competitive

00:50:52.460 eater.

00:50:53.160 Yeah.

00:50:53.440 Um, I just don't believe him, but, um, made up.

00:50:56.760 Yeah.

00:50:57.420 You can just, you can just do it.

00:50:58.660 You can just do it.

00:50:59.100 You can just do it at a fucking fair once.

00:51:01.040 You just start, no, you just start doing eating competitions and then like you'll basically

00:51:04.560 be listed by the, uh, the competitive eating league.

00:51:07.900 I love that.

00:51:08.520 I love that for you, Toad.

00:51:09.120 Go look up my statistics.

00:51:10.540 They're not good.

00:51:11.860 I love that you get fired and you immediately consider doing this as a hobby or a profession.

00:51:17.420 No, no.

00:51:17.800 He said he did the year, he said he was like a year ago.

00:51:19.200 No, I used to do it.

00:51:20.300 He used to do it.

00:51:21.580 Semi-pro.

00:51:22.620 I was fat.

00:51:23.260 Dude, uh, like, yeah, I did like three pounds of whoopie pie in one sitting once.

00:51:27.020 I did, uh, I've done some crazy shit.

00:51:29.640 I don't think I could do it anymore though.

00:51:31.060 I could probably, I could do the spicy shit still.

00:51:34.180 Yeah.

00:51:34.440 We should get you, you should do the fucking Nathan's hot dog eating contest.

00:51:37.900 That would be dope to see you announced by that dude with the, with the fucking gay

00:51:41.180 hat.

00:51:41.840 Yeah.

00:51:42.700 The, uh, what, what are they?

00:51:44.400 Yeah.

00:51:44.600 What the fuck do they call that hat again?

00:51:46.060 Panama or some shit.

00:51:47.680 I forget what it's called.

00:51:48.800 Whatever it is.

00:51:49.500 Yeah.

00:51:49.620 I know what you're talking about.

00:51:50.720 I will say, so there was a boater, a boater.

00:51:53.740 There are, so there's like two super spicy wing challenges like in Orlando.

00:51:58.500 And then there's a bunch of like pizza.

00:52:02.360 Um, there's a 13 bagel challenge, which I, because I was like, breakfast might be pretty

00:52:07.360 good because I've only won breakfast.

00:52:09.140 Who the fuck would want that many bagels?

00:52:11.260 No, the bagel one is horrific.

00:52:12.580 The bagel ones are huge.

00:52:13.740 Jews, Jews, Jews.

00:52:14.680 Hates the Jews.

00:52:15.900 There's a video that I put a video of the bagel one in the, uh, it's, it's unreal.

00:52:19.980 The guy I watched, he failed it.

00:52:21.920 Uh, and he's a competitive eater.

00:52:22.860 I don't even understand wanting to take on that challenge.

00:52:24.420 Um, yeah, but no, I think the spicy challenge would be because Toad also loves hot sauce

00:52:28.740 and spicy things.

00:52:29.660 I do.

00:52:30.020 It was like 10 wings in five minutes that are insanely spicy.

00:52:35.520 And just to watch us do that would be really funny.

00:52:37.980 But I mean, I always want to do something big, but, uh, would that be fun?

00:52:41.340 Would you think that'd be good content if we went there and filmed it, me and Toad or

00:52:44.540 even Raven too, because Raven's talking about, he can now eat me.

00:52:47.700 Uh, dude, he's been, dude, it's so fucking funny.

00:52:52.680 He's being petty.

00:52:53.700 I'm the one, he's like, everything I do, he's like, I can beat him in that too.

00:52:57.660 Like you fucking faggot.

00:53:00.800 Why are you buying it?

00:53:01.800 Like, why are you even letting him, uh, bob you with this?

00:53:05.040 I don't understand.

00:53:06.040 No, I didn't, it's just funny because I see it all the time.

00:53:08.660 It's bothering you.

00:53:09.440 It's like, see it.

00:53:10.400 Yeah.

00:53:11.040 Yeah.

00:53:11.340 No, it's more just, he does this shit to me.

00:53:12.780 He's like, oh, I can swim better than you.

00:53:14.120 I was like, all right, whatever, nigga swim.

00:53:15.460 I don't like, but you're not going to get me to do the swimming competition.

00:53:18.200 I just, I, I'll just like, no, but I do the same thing.

00:53:20.800 I'll be like, you're delusional.

00:53:21.940 No, you're crazy.

00:53:22.960 I'll be like, you're just like, it's, it's nuts.

00:53:24.900 And then he said, then you sent daily gym updates to him.

00:53:27.600 Look at where I'm at now with my pecs.

00:53:29.300 No, he stopped doing it.

00:53:30.780 So I stopped doing it.

00:53:31.820 I was like, he's like, I'm not going to do it anymore.

00:53:33.800 And I was like, I'm just, oh, and Josie's right.

00:53:36.740 I am really, I'm, I'm really hangry lately.

00:53:40.140 It's been bad.

00:53:41.240 That's also why I've been given toad tough love.

00:53:43.760 It's because I'm just like, all right now I can't deal with shit.

00:53:46.760 I don't like it.

00:53:47.700 You've been mean for a long time, Cole.

00:53:49.720 You were never this mean.

00:53:51.220 I've been on a diet for a long time.

00:53:53.120 It's been, it's been, it's getting to the point now where I'm like, I'm really like,

00:53:57.780 I I'm eating like 1800 calories a day.

00:54:00.340 And it's like, you're getting too good looking.

00:54:01.940 You got to just eat something call.

00:54:04.360 I do.

00:54:04.820 And like, I binged eat, I binged a on my birthday and then wanted to kill myself because of it.

00:54:11.000 And then.

00:54:12.120 No, don't binge eat.

00:54:13.020 Just eat more than what you're eating now.

00:54:15.100 No, it's true.

00:54:15.640 It's true.

00:54:16.220 When, when I was at my like physical apex, I was like 34, 35 years old.

00:54:21.780 45 years ago.

00:54:23.060 I weighed 190 pounds and I was fucking absolutely shredded, but I had a good amount of muscle

00:54:27.640 and I was just, just running through women like a fucking linebacker.

00:54:31.540 Um, but anyways, my point is, because I am, I am the hardest, but the point is that, that

00:54:42.540 I became, I would imagine I became insufferable to all the men around me.

00:54:46.120 And I think that's where you're at right now.

00:54:48.400 Oh, you were worried you were too damn hot.

00:54:51.080 I don't think so.

00:54:52.320 I'm like, I'm not eating enough and like on purpose to get leaner.

00:54:58.340 And it's just like, it fucks with your head.

00:55:00.780 What are you doing it?

00:55:01.860 I was doing the exact same thing.

00:55:02.900 What are you doing it for Toad?

00:55:04.160 Cole, I'm Cole and I'm Toad.

00:55:06.020 What's your motivation?

00:55:06.940 Like, why are you doing this now?

00:55:08.680 To beat Raven?

00:55:09.520 Oh, you're talking about like outside, outside of the, the Raven just kind of pushed it.

00:55:13.860 I already had a goal.

00:55:15.200 The Raven.

00:55:17.480 The Raven.

00:55:18.560 The one, the one in my.

00:55:20.240 Overtaken me.

00:55:20.980 Under the fucking floorboards.

00:55:22.280 I keep hearing, God, he's talking to me.

00:55:24.380 But no, like Raven just kind of pushed it.

00:55:28.060 I already had a goal of this year getting under 10% body fat.

00:55:31.260 It was already the goal I had already set.

00:55:32.940 Like I was like, I wanted to get under 10%.

00:55:34.700 I wanted to get a 1300 total on my squat bench deadlift.

00:55:38.200 And I want to run a half marathon or two hours.

00:55:39.940 Oh, Cole.

00:55:40.200 I didn't, I didn't show you.

00:55:41.180 I made a design.

00:55:42.000 And since I was on a bad, really bad vacation, I was just, I just did a bunch of designing,

00:55:45.680 but check this one out.

00:55:46.460 I think you're going to like this.

00:55:47.280 Wait, how the fuck do I, how do I, how do I add this to the stage, Tyler?

00:55:51.820 What's going on?

00:55:53.640 I don't know how.

00:55:57.520 Oh, I see what it is.

00:55:58.860 Are you serious?

00:56:00.400 No.

00:56:01.360 There it is.

00:56:02.000 Yep.

00:56:02.420 No.

00:56:03.760 Why did you have to make it a Husky?

00:56:06.240 I fucking hate you.

00:56:07.440 That's hilarious.

00:56:08.000 I feel like he killed the Husky, right?

00:56:09.520 Didn't you feel like he.

00:56:10.200 No, it was not a Husky.

00:56:12.680 It was a lab.

00:56:14.020 Dude, Husky, that's, that's my family.

00:56:15.820 My family breed is the Husky, man.

00:56:17.980 I hate it.

00:56:18.960 Yeah.

00:56:19.120 What does that mean?

00:56:20.160 Get it off the screen.

00:56:21.100 Get it off the screen.

00:56:21.220 Against you, Toad.

00:56:22.260 That's what this was for.

00:56:23.300 I hate it.

00:56:24.140 It kind of does look like me, too.

00:56:26.020 Yeah.

00:56:26.700 And right while our, our family dog going through health issues right now might die.

00:56:33.000 I don't care.

00:56:33.800 I don't care about your dog.

00:56:35.340 Lainey, she's awesome.

00:56:37.280 Oh, shit.

00:56:37.720 Is it time for Lainey edit?

00:56:38.840 I'm so hyped.

00:56:39.900 Oh, yeah, yeah, we are.

00:56:40.840 I don't like this.

00:56:41.580 We're about an hour.

00:56:42.040 We're about to play Jewish roulette here.

00:56:43.860 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:44.140 Here's where we're at with the Lainey edit.

00:56:45.960 Lainey made two edits.

00:56:47.340 The first edit he made doxes Toad's employer.

00:56:50.220 I said, maybe not a good idea.

00:56:52.220 So now his brilliance, he created another edit without doxing Toad's employer.

00:56:59.620 And in this edit, he didn't really label them correctly.

00:57:03.180 So he just left both of them up there.

00:57:04.420 And he said, whatever Tyler plays, that's how it will go.

00:57:07.880 Come on.

00:57:09.420 A Lainey Hobbamok production.

00:57:12.220 Let's check it out.

00:57:13.100 Amazing.

00:57:15.820 Oh, wait.

00:57:21.180 What is this?

00:57:22.380 What the fuck is this?

00:57:24.080 I don't know.

00:57:25.000 I got to remove this.

00:57:26.060 Go ahead.

00:57:26.360 Pull that back up, Tyler.

00:57:27.880 You fucked it up.

00:57:29.280 I didn't do anything.

00:57:31.100 Fucking.

00:57:32.220 What did we pay this guy for?

00:57:34.400 I don't know, man.

00:57:35.100 Oh.

00:57:35.740 Piece of shit.

00:57:36.400 Well, I guess we're not watching a fucking edit, I guess.

00:57:39.200 I was like really hyped about it.

00:57:40.560 You guys were like talking it up.

00:57:42.060 That music was great.

00:57:44.380 All right.

00:57:45.260 Well, just.

00:57:46.060 Okay.

00:57:46.580 Here we go.

00:57:47.460 Oh, there we go.

00:57:48.360 The clean version is like.

00:57:49.640 It's a false start.

00:57:51.580 It better be the clean version.

00:57:52.900 An autistic Bostonian man was terminated at his Hindu engineering firm last Friday when he posted a musical cover of Kanye West's new hit single, Hail Hitler.

00:58:05.460 The man known as Toad the Jew Slayer told Boston Five, I love Hitler.

00:58:11.240 And I'm a skinhead, so white power as well.

00:58:14.440 Vote for Toad 2024.

00:58:16.520 With that cover.

00:58:18.520 Dude, I'm getting so many like death threats in like tits sent to me.

00:58:22.220 Are you seriously getting tits sent to you?

00:58:23.820 Yeah, it's kind of wild.

00:58:25.380 No.

00:58:25.520 Are they black tits?

00:58:27.140 No, these are white like racist tits.

00:58:30.380 Oh, this is a murder.

00:58:37.720 What?

00:58:39.620 Everybody get up.

00:58:41.600 What?

00:58:43.680 Oh, my God.

00:58:46.680 No.

00:58:50.080 No.

00:58:51.440 Oh.

00:58:52.880 Uh-oh.

00:58:54.620 Oh.

00:58:55.840 You remember when I pissed cum, though, and I hadn't even.

00:58:59.380 I had to drive.

00:59:00.380 The latest.

00:59:01.720 Swabbed upon the greatest.

00:59:03.380 Oh, his show is.

00:59:04.700 Max says you can bring one back.

00:59:07.000 The Third Reich, apartheid South Africa, or Confederate States of America.

00:59:11.740 I'm going to be an answer.

00:59:12.960 We're bringing the Confederate States back.

00:59:14.940 Yeah.

00:59:15.600 Yeah.

00:59:16.300 Wonderful.

00:59:16.780 So.

00:59:17.520 Yeah, the Confederate States is like all three of those, but good.

00:59:19.660 Okay.

00:59:21.160 Oh.

00:59:24.400 Where?

00:59:24.840 Where?

00:59:27.120 I'm talking like that.

00:59:29.260 Like, blacks literally were an economic drink.

00:59:38.780 It was economically retarded to use them as slaves.

00:59:41.720 How you doing this?

00:59:42.940 What the?

00:59:44.060 Have to use a few drinks.

00:59:45.700 Do you think Toad will just one day on an episode of Tower Gangs will just put the shotgun in his mouth and just pull the trigger while we're all on here and say, fuck it.

00:59:54.040 Hey, guys.

00:59:55.220 Here it is.

00:59:56.000 I guess that's it.

00:59:58.780 Toad with a banger.

00:59:59.920 Dude, if Tyler, if Tyler, if Tyler.

01:00:03.800 I do let him find it.

01:00:07.940 Oh.

01:00:12.780 I'm not holding it over in my head.

01:00:14.800 I'm investing it.

01:00:16.640 Gambling is not investing.

01:00:18.640 Let's refer to Logan with my nieces and what he said about gambling investments.

01:00:22.700 Well, if you don't know, humans act, and I'm acting like a complete degenerate gambler.

01:00:32.720 No!

01:00:33.380 Oh, no, no, no.

01:00:35.440 The cop did that to Sam Tripoli, and Sam Tripoli said Joe Biden was a great president.

01:00:39.360 He did it on the fly.

01:00:40.620 Yeah, he's a pro.

01:00:42.560 Yes.

01:00:43.000 You said earlier, no.

01:00:45.160 He said earlier, he said he's a professional singer.

01:00:48.060 All right.

01:00:48.420 I don't think I did.

01:00:50.540 Toad, how do you think the dudes in your old acapella group would perceive your performance on Twitter the other day?

01:00:58.320 Which group?

01:00:59.620 I've been in like four.

01:01:01.420 I'm basically a professional singer, man.

01:01:03.460 I said basically.

01:01:07.240 Top is right.

01:01:18.320 It's all relative, man.

01:01:19.400 This is sexual relativism.

01:01:21.660 What's happening?

01:01:26.220 I'm Trey Booth Lady T.

01:01:28.020 I've heard a boatload of other ladies rap if they ain't got nothing on me.

01:01:32.320 I'm looking 5,1, 100 pounds a foot.

01:01:34.520 I like sophisticated funk.

01:01:36.520 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:01:44.000 Well, I'm walking deep on Lady T.

01:01:46.420 I got to keep my arms in the fire, you see.

01:01:48.560 I got the point to stand below the deal.

01:01:50.640 What to feel, say what?

01:01:53.100 Blast that, who's that?

01:01:56.240 Blast that.

01:01:57.240 Blast that, who's that?

01:02:00.460 Blast that.

01:02:01.140 Blast that.

01:02:01.180 So don't you have a...

01:02:02.020 Wow.

01:02:02.980 It's weird that these things have become a part of the show, right?

01:02:06.160 It's like...

01:02:07.020 Every time it's over, I feel like...

01:02:10.140 I don't even know.

01:02:11.380 I feel like I just exerted myself more than I have in my life.

01:02:16.700 What I appreciate about it is that Lainey is doing the job that we need, which is to prove how often code lies to us.

01:02:23.600 Oh, my God.

01:02:24.440 It's literally...

01:02:25.640 I said basically.

01:02:26.780 It wasn't a lie.

01:02:28.120 Basically.

01:02:29.480 If I said I'm basically...

01:02:31.620 It was me embellishing that statement.

01:02:34.020 I've been informed.

01:02:34.760 And you said, Nicole, I didn't say that, but you did.

01:02:37.900 Right, because I didn't.

01:02:39.120 You never answered the question either.

01:02:40.840 This is some Jewy shit right here.

01:02:41.480 Do you hear this Jewy shit?

01:02:43.060 Answer the fucking question.

01:02:44.380 So the question was, the people that you used to do acapella with, what do they think about it now?

01:02:50.960 Like, have they heard?

01:02:51.760 They have to have heard.

01:02:53.280 What do they think?

01:02:53.900 I haven't talked to those people in a long time, but, I mean, they probably don't like it.

01:02:59.040 If they've seen it.

01:03:00.280 Has anybody from your personal life reached out to you outside of family?

01:03:04.460 I don't have anybody.

01:03:05.720 So, no.

01:03:06.420 I don't have anybody.

01:03:07.740 Oh, jeez.

01:03:08.600 You did such a great job.

01:03:10.040 You answered every question.

01:03:12.080 You knew all the best.

01:03:16.180 Nobody's reached out to me as far as...

01:03:18.020 No, I've not heard.

01:03:18.900 I've seen it's taken this for a major change in your life.

01:03:21.700 There's this popular Bitcoin show that apparently is a fan of Liberty Lockdown and pulls clips of my rants and runs it.

01:03:27.680 And they have a really decent-sized audience.

01:03:29.820 And I'll have, like, Bitcoin guy friends of mine back from San Diego that will be like,

01:03:34.680 Dude, you got fucking shouted out on blah, blah, blah again.

01:03:37.200 And my mom sends me shit.

01:03:38.920 And Toad had 20 million views and doesn't get any fucking nothing.

01:03:43.200 My mom saw it organically.

01:03:45.540 She told me because I didn't tell her.

01:03:47.680 And my friend, my other friend Patrick, saw it organically.

01:03:50.120 My other friend Calvin in New York saw it organically.

01:03:52.520 Were they selling Toad's ukulele on whatnot?

01:03:55.200 No, she saw it on Facebook or something.

01:03:57.060 It made it everywhere.

01:03:58.160 Like, screenshots and shit like that.

01:03:59.380 People seen it.

01:04:00.620 Yeah, she must have seen it on Instagram.

01:04:02.580 It's weird.

01:04:03.320 So nobody you knew saw it.

01:04:06.100 I wouldn't say that, but just nobody talks to me anymore.

01:04:10.020 Your sister?

01:04:10.760 Did your sister see it?

01:04:11.640 How many move so bad?

01:04:13.460 I don't think so.

01:04:14.700 Did your mother see it?

01:04:16.920 No.

01:04:17.920 Your mom didn't watch it?

01:04:19.020 I don't believe that.

01:04:19.500 But you said your mom donated to your thing.

01:04:22.920 She might have watched it after the fact.

01:04:24.480 I don't know.

01:04:25.240 So what does she think about it?

01:04:26.240 That was the question.

01:04:27.260 Not like, what does she think about you getting fired?

01:04:28.840 What does she think about you saying nigga hollering or what does she think about it?

01:04:31.780 She doesn't like it.

01:04:32.640 I mean, she talks about how she hates this show.

01:04:35.480 She does?

01:04:36.120 Good for her.

01:04:36.680 She's got good judgment.

01:04:37.760 But she still, you know, supports me.

01:04:40.700 Why does she hate this show?

01:04:41.760 In what I do.

01:04:42.780 What?

01:04:43.420 What's the reason she hates the show?

01:04:46.600 Overall crudeness?

01:04:48.260 Is the nigger saying?

01:04:49.920 Yeah.

01:04:50.640 Essentially, yes.

01:04:52.360 Does she know that you're like, you're the most profane aspect of the show?

01:04:56.360 Yeah.

01:04:56.720 You're the worst.

01:04:57.540 No, she doesn't watch it enough to realize that.

01:04:59.460 You're the most degenerate that you jerked off to your, one of the other ones in there

01:05:04.200 while he was having sex?

01:05:05.560 She does know that.

01:05:06.200 She found out about that.

01:05:07.500 So like, how do you think that she thinks that you're one of the least degenerate?

01:05:11.780 Doxing.

01:05:12.440 You know what?

01:05:13.120 No, I'm sober as shit.

01:05:15.500 Guys, guys.

01:05:16.640 Okay.

01:05:17.020 Doxing edit is going to be played in the post show.

01:05:19.160 No.

01:05:19.900 And we won't put it out.

01:05:20.920 We won't, Toad, we won't put it out.

01:05:22.240 It'll be an exclusive post show that only stays in the post show.

01:05:26.560 That's fair.

01:05:27.240 Fair.

01:05:28.400 What do you mean it only stays in the post show?

01:05:30.480 Because we put the post show out like, you know, days later for everybody.

01:05:34.400 This post show stays like how it used to be.

01:05:37.680 Josie, no, you're not a piece of shit.

01:05:39.880 What?

01:05:41.420 I definitely am.

01:05:43.140 So wait, do you guys?

01:05:44.360 I don't understand what Cole's saying though.

01:05:46.440 Cole's saying to watch it in the post show.

01:05:48.100 So basically only people that pay can see.

01:05:51.740 Let's just tease that we're going to play it in the post show to get people to sign up

01:05:54.860 for the Patreon and then not play it.

01:05:56.200 All right.

01:05:56.680 That's a good idea.

01:05:57.400 That's a good idea.

01:05:58.280 That's a great idea.

01:05:59.060 Well, I mean, we might play it.

01:06:02.080 Here's the QR code for the Patreon.

01:06:05.040 How about we tease that we're going to tease that we're going to play it and not play it.

01:06:09.080 But the tease is just for Toad to think we're not going to play it.

01:06:12.020 So he's got it pulled up.

01:06:12.600 And then we actually do play it.

01:06:14.800 And then we all just go to bed instead.

01:06:16.560 Hey, for real though, the Bohemian Grove tickets are moving fast.

01:06:19.600 And I would love to see more of our regular fans there.

01:06:22.040 So if you guys are interested in coming, please buy them this week.

01:06:24.920 I would imagine they will sell out by next.

01:06:26.360 They are.

01:06:26.820 Yeah.

01:06:27.020 And don't plan on doing laundry.

01:06:28.360 So we have a month.

01:06:29.180 Lainey found Toad in a corporate video.

01:06:31.240 Lainey found Toad in a corporate video.

01:06:33.140 And that's what's in the.

01:06:34.420 No way.

01:06:35.780 Oh, that's so cool.

01:06:36.800 Oh my God.

01:06:37.440 I was wondering why they hyped it up.

01:06:38.920 And I was like, honestly, this week's was kind of a letdown.

01:06:41.580 But it makes sense if there was like a huge part that was cut out that like really tied it together.

01:06:45.860 Wait, what?

01:06:46.380 I just want to see that part.

01:06:48.180 Because that's, that'd be amazing.

01:06:49.200 Oh my God.

01:06:50.080 I don't remember.

01:06:50.560 We have to watch the post show.

01:06:51.700 We have to watch the post show.

01:06:52.760 Let's get out the fuck out of here.

01:06:53.780 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:06:54.960 Let's do it.

01:06:55.520 We're going to do it.

01:06:56.100 Shut up, Jose.

01:06:56.900 We're doing our plugs.

01:06:57.820 I was just on tinfoil hat.

01:07:00.180 Go to fucking toplobster.com.

01:07:01.840 I have, I have like 30 new designs.

01:07:04.420 I literally, all I did on this island, it was the worst vacation of my life.

01:07:07.140 All I did was draw and try to stay away from black people.

01:07:10.080 So there's fucking bangers coming out.

01:07:12.260 I'm telling you, when I say bangers, I mean bangers coming out on Top Lops.

01:07:16.520 So go over there, get some tickets now.

01:07:19.120 They're going to sell out.

01:07:19.880 They're already, we're already like critically low.

01:07:22.400 And I'm going to open up another small batch of VIP tickets.

01:07:25.640 So it's exciting.

01:07:27.280 We're less than a month away, guys.

01:07:28.920 We're fucking moving.

01:07:30.460 Everyone's excited.

01:07:31.220 Everyone's doing their part.

01:07:32.180 They're getting docks.

01:07:32.780 They're getting fired.

01:07:33.400 They're fucking making Heil Hitler covers.

01:07:35.960 We're doing our shit, man.

01:07:37.700 I moved for God's sakes.

01:07:39.760 Yeah.

01:07:39.960 It's for Bohemian growth to be cozier.

01:07:42.020 So they can go home between sets.

01:07:43.620 I'm astounded.

01:07:44.040 People are getting paid.

01:07:45.140 Like what?

01:07:45.820 Yeah.

01:07:46.340 And you know, I'm, I'm making the rounds.

01:07:48.220 I was on Infowars, American Journal.

01:07:50.240 Hold on.

01:07:50.920 Harrison Smith today.

01:07:51.860 I'm going to be with Elijah.

01:07:53.300 I don't know when that episode is going to come out, but we're recording tomorrow.

01:07:56.060 Go to give send go.com slash towering toe and throw me some support for the fundraiser.

01:08:01.340 Do that.

01:08:01.620 Do that.

01:08:02.080 It's a, it's over 10 grand, which is great.

01:08:03.540 Um, uh, rich to answer your question, we pay people when we have an agreement to pay people.

01:08:07.860 Yeah.

01:08:08.320 That's the deal.

01:08:09.680 Yeah.

01:08:10.120 When they're not, when they're not degenerate alcoholics and they, when they don't agree

01:08:14.840 to do something for free, we do pay them what we agreed upon before.

01:08:19.380 And then even after, uh, we didn't pay them because we didn't agree on anything when they

01:08:25.700 ask us for money, we say, how much did you need?

01:08:28.660 And then they say, I don't want your money.

01:08:31.160 Yeah.

01:08:31.560 And then they apologize.

01:08:33.340 And then you could want to bring it up later.

01:08:36.080 You could watch Nephilim death squad episode today because we went through the entire thing.

01:08:39.800 I read every fucking message of his.

01:08:41.380 It was on the screen.

01:08:42.240 You could read it yourself.

01:08:43.060 It's, it was the most bizarre 20 minutes or so of my life because I'm like, I was trying

01:08:47.880 to like understand why he was saying, he didn't say the things that I'm reading at the moment.

01:08:53.420 So whatever you go ahead and watch Nephilim death squad, baby boy.

01:08:56.100 I just want to be very clear.

01:08:58.320 I take very seriously accusations or allegations of us being deadbeats.

01:09:02.860 So if, if it were true that top was stiffing people, I would fucking intercede.

01:09:07.900 That's not what happened.

01:09:09.460 Merch, Merch is absolutely wrong that you can, as, as top said, you can,

01:09:13.040 you can go and fucking look at the track record.

01:09:14.940 You can look at the history of the chats.

01:09:16.620 So how many people are here?

01:09:17.720 Yeah.

01:09:18.060 300.

01:09:18.680 All right.

01:09:18.840 I'll pull up the DMS.

01:09:20.160 You can check it out.

01:09:20.720 Oh, it's always been super cool about fucking business stuff and fucking.

01:09:25.740 No, when it's business time, it's like I said on the show on Nephilim death squad.

01:09:30.320 The reason I haven't been on Legion of Skanks or those gas digital shows, Jews, Jews, Jews,

01:09:35.300 hate because of the Jews.

01:09:37.240 No, it's because when I, when I communicate with Louis or I communicate with Dave or I communicate

01:09:41.220 with big J or I communicate with fucking any of these people, it's always in a business

01:09:45.740 sense because I am doing work, working for them or getting stuff done so that they can

01:09:51.160 continue with their merch.

01:09:52.600 It's business.

01:09:53.220 They don't even, they don't know.

01:09:54.340 I don't even think I'm funny, but they don't know.

01:09:56.180 Do I even have a sarcastic side?

01:09:57.780 He refers to me by my regular name, not by fucking Top Lobster.

01:10:01.600 We do business.

01:10:02.380 We do business.

01:10:03.080 You get paid, baby boy.

01:10:04.400 But when you're a fucking retard, don't.

01:10:06.580 The real reason we're not allowed on any of those shows is Mark Random, though.

01:10:12.340 No, it's.

01:10:14.280 I think it's also because they resent non-stand-up comics that, you know, grow in this way.

01:10:20.140 We'll read, we'll read it really quick.

01:10:22.180 That's what I meant.

01:10:24.700 Yeah.

01:10:25.200 Oh, where was the pay for Bohemian Grove?

01:10:26.760 Don't think we ever got paid.

01:10:27.800 The only person I got paid was Leonardo.

01:10:29.140 This is, this first one here comes after two weeks of him talking shit about me not

01:10:33.360 paying him on the platform.

01:10:36.580 I said, he said, oh, that sucks.

01:10:39.200 Yep.

01:10:39.520 I told him the truth.

01:10:40.640 Barely broke even doing the event.

01:10:42.260 It'll grow, though.

01:10:43.460 Didn't you say at one point it was four in the morning or maybe I was wrong.

01:10:47.100 I can't remember you said something.

01:10:47.960 Yeah.

01:10:48.300 So, well, here we go.

01:10:49.460 Yeah, I get that.

01:10:50.060 I'm not that sad, but was asked to show up to do a thing on my day off, his day off.

01:10:54.660 I showed up extra early like a faggot.

01:10:57.060 You are.

01:10:58.100 The chunky anti-Semite, he's talking about Leonardo, that's making waves, got paid.

01:11:02.200 Oh, I thought that was me.

01:11:02.880 This is at four in the morning.

01:11:04.480 Yep, yep, yep.

01:11:05.220 Wow.

01:11:05.380 Yeah.

01:11:06.240 Dick Masterson paid me.

01:11:07.620 Carl paid me.

01:11:08.960 I didn't get paid from the other gig.

01:11:10.440 Yada, yada, bullshit.

01:11:12.400 This sucks, dude, just saying.

01:11:13.880 This is still four in the morning.

01:11:14.840 I'm sleeping.

01:11:15.880 Then he goes, you know what?

01:11:17.540 Fucking ten minutes later.

01:11:18.480 I didn't show up to your thing thinking we were all going to absorb the finance.

01:11:22.100 Yeah, fuck you.

01:11:22.820 You're not answering me back quick enough because it's the middle of the night.

01:11:25.940 Dick paid and Carl paid and you gave the money to a chick who bombed because whatever.

01:11:31.460 Then he says, if Rohimi and Grove 2 happens.

01:11:33.440 This is the third one, you idiot.

01:11:34.780 You were at the second one.

01:11:36.300 Expect to pay me three X.

01:11:38.000 So I said, right.

01:11:38.720 So how much do you want?

01:11:40.460 Because now clearly you're in tax.

01:11:41.900 I know your business.

01:11:43.340 You're in tax trouble.

01:11:44.400 You're in gambling debt.

01:11:45.620 So be careful.

01:11:46.680 But here's the thing, though.

01:11:47.760 You didn't make money on this.

01:11:49.860 No, I technically lost money on this.

01:11:52.300 Whatever.

01:11:53.120 We did a dope event and we turned it into something that will make some money this time.

01:11:57.340 And Leonardo killed, by the way, at that show.

01:11:59.500 She was so good.

01:12:00.820 I lost money on that event, too.

01:12:02.780 Yeah, everyone lost money.

01:12:03.860 And I paid some of Clint's travel fees and shit like that.

01:12:08.680 And I just didn't have enough.

01:12:10.540 I lost money on cloaks, too.

01:12:11.720 But you know what?

01:12:12.580 People were there in cloaks.

01:12:13.520 There was a lot of people.

01:12:14.320 It was fun.

01:12:15.280 I don't know.

01:12:15.500 I love it.

01:12:15.940 I paid my way.

01:12:17.300 It was fun.

01:12:17.980 Yeah.

01:12:18.380 It was something.

01:12:20.240 Yeah, I lost money on cloaks.

01:12:21.300 It was something that I would pay for.

01:12:22.700 The cloak market, I thought, was going to be bussing.

01:12:26.060 And it was not bussing.

01:12:27.060 It was an investment.

01:12:27.940 We were building something.

01:12:29.380 And now the building is coming.

01:12:31.040 I'll be honest.

01:12:31.620 It's not just an investment, but it's something that if you ever had the opportunity to pay

01:12:38.240 for something that was cool like this, and you only lost, I don't know, like $200 or something

01:12:43.900 like that, you should do it.

01:12:45.520 Literally, I paid like $200 and maybe close to $300 to do that event.

01:12:50.100 That was fucking worth it.

01:12:50.920 This is how business works, right?

01:12:52.360 These motherfuckers live, what, 20 minutes away from this event or something?

01:12:55.560 Yeah, that's the reason I invited them.

01:12:57.440 And so I spoke with Royce, and I said, listen, guys, I told him exactly what I told you.

01:13:01.740 I was like, this is not going to make money, this event, because we're trying to go above

01:13:05.440 and beyond what we probably can afford.

01:13:07.980 It's basically my first time doing it alone.

01:13:10.100 Do you guys want to perform?

01:13:11.140 And Royce was like, fuck yeah, let's do it.

01:13:13.520 Mercer was like, I'm excited.

01:13:15.000 He even messaged me up here.

01:13:16.180 Look, where is this at?

01:13:18.400 Way up here.

01:13:19.560 Dude, last night was wild.

01:13:20.820 Yeah, I know.

01:13:21.220 It was a great event.

01:13:22.180 You're welcome.

01:13:22.780 It was a fucking...

01:13:23.360 Yeah, he enjoyed it.

01:13:24.180 Yeah.

01:13:24.880 Yes, Toad.

01:13:26.040 Yeah, so whatever.

01:13:27.700 But then all this happens, and then he wants money.

01:13:30.160 I try to give him money.

01:13:31.440 He then tells me, if you have anything after...

01:13:35.480 Oh, what did he say?

01:13:36.420 If anything, after finding out this, I owe you money.

01:13:39.500 So then he tells me to go fuck myself after I ask to pay him.

01:13:43.840 And this is all from a dollar super chat.

01:13:45.300 So whoever gave that fucking listen up, you faggot.

01:13:47.460 And then the next day, or a couple days later, I went to Royce.

01:13:52.680 I'm like, I'm not talking to this faggot anymore.

01:13:54.220 And I said, Royce, I can't be associated with you because you guys are trying to ruin my business.

01:13:59.420 You give a lengthy apology, and you say it's all love.

01:14:02.540 So you're still trying to be cool despite his drunken rants.

01:14:06.580 This is the last communication I've had with him.

01:14:09.780 And then he goes out of his way to try to destroy Toad's fundraiser.

01:14:14.380 And I was like, I've had enough.

01:14:15.460 Nobody attacks my sweet, sweet Toad.

01:14:17.680 And it's like, stop attacking my money.

01:14:20.980 And then definitely don't attack someone's money that just lost their job.

01:14:25.640 It's like, I was like, you know what?

01:14:27.280 Fuck you.

01:14:27.860 This is done.

01:14:29.020 And then, you know, whatever.

01:14:30.240 This instinct that all these people come out and being like, well, what'd you fucking expect?

01:14:34.800 Is this like, I don't, I mean, I get it.

01:14:37.140 Like, to some extent, what'd you expect doing this podcast for so long?

01:14:39.720 But it's like, okay, I don't know.

01:14:40.780 What do you expect doing anything?

01:14:42.540 When you post anything online, it's with the intention for the most people to see it.

01:14:46.800 So if somebody sees it, even if it's words like, walk it off, you can get fired.

01:14:51.280 So it's like, what did you expect?

01:14:52.220 Yes.

01:14:52.380 Every time you type on the internet, you should expect there to be circumstances to come back to you.

01:14:56.140 I didn't think it was going to happen to you.

01:14:56.340 I thought like maybe, yeah.

01:14:57.660 Like 500 likes maybe.

01:14:59.760 By the way, Toad, the same energy top as like, say whatever you want to me.

01:15:03.960 But like, you come after my sweet Toad.

01:15:05.840 We got problems.

01:15:06.720 Everybody that said, what did Toad expect to happen?

01:15:08.800 Even if they weren't being like overtly shitty, I either unfollowed or blocked all of them.

01:15:12.440 I'm like, I have no, I have no patience for this.

01:15:14.900 Like we are, we are obviously pushing the envelope.

01:15:17.640 We all understand that there's risks, particularly those that have corporate jobs.

01:15:20.760 We all, we all get that.

01:15:22.220 But it doesn't mean that it's fucking cool that you live in America, the land of the free.

01:15:25.900 And you can't cover a fucking pop song and not lose your job.

01:15:29.620 It's gay.

01:15:30.060 Right.

01:15:30.340 Shout out to Labrador Bowl Retriever Co.

01:15:33.220 This is my, my t-shirt manufacturer.

01:15:35.060 This is his brand.

01:15:36.540 Thank you.

01:15:37.300 Yeah.

01:15:37.480 When I do get the invoices, if I don't miss them in the email, I pay them immediately because

01:15:40.940 we're doing business here.

01:15:42.100 We're just trying to fucking, everyone make money and do our shit.

01:15:45.220 When people start getting in the middle of that, it's like, you got to go.

01:15:48.500 It's astounding though, when these are fellow envelope pushers or attempt to be.

01:15:53.180 And then they're like the same ones to be like, oh, but Jose on, after Toe did this

01:15:58.600 thing, I've seen three comedians, three mainstream comedians in the New York City scene that I

01:16:04.260 either have worked with or I know from like, you know, it's like, I just know who they

01:16:08.060 are.

01:16:08.780 And they've said things like, look at this guy.

01:16:11.460 Yeah.

01:16:11.620 He did this thing.

01:16:12.480 And then he got fired.

01:16:13.420 Like, what'd you expect?

01:16:14.260 It's like, you're such a bitch.

01:16:15.940 You're a high level bitch.

01:16:17.220 Dog.

01:16:17.600 Yeah.

01:16:17.900 I'm not even going to give him fucking air, but it's like, you're a high level bitch.

01:16:21.480 Your job as a comedian is to do what Toe did.

01:16:24.960 You're supposed to be out there pushing the boundaries.

01:16:27.940 You're not.

01:16:29.020 You're trying to get your next gig in New York City.

01:16:31.500 Yeah.

01:16:31.600 Good luck.

01:16:32.160 I want that sweet, sweet Netflix special.

01:16:34.220 That's never going to happen.

01:16:35.100 You fucking faggot.

01:16:36.020 Yeah, you're going to happen.

01:16:36.880 Tell the truth, dog.

01:16:37.800 Just fucking tell the truth.

01:16:39.460 And if you, you know what?

01:16:40.260 At the very least, if you didn't like what Toe did, don't say anything because you're in

01:16:44.580 that lane where that could be you next.

01:16:46.360 You fucking retard.

01:16:47.240 But it's like, man, some of these people just don't get it and they don't deserve the spot

01:16:51.560 that they're in.

01:16:52.220 They'll still maintain it and they'll still do it unless something drastic changes.

01:16:56.060 And maybe here's the reality.

01:16:57.020 Here's the reality, though.

01:16:57.680 If they don't take those risks, they don't take those swings.

01:16:59.820 They will never move above that station.

01:17:02.320 They're just trying to defend their little fucking fiefdom.

01:17:04.360 They'll never actually get to the top.

01:17:05.660 They'll never be on Rogan.

01:17:06.520 They'll never be on Netflix.

01:17:07.520 They'll like, they'll be lucky to do fucking 20,000 views on a YouTube special.

01:17:10.960 So just shut the fuck up.

01:17:12.940 How about that?

01:17:13.380 It's sad.

01:17:14.200 And the thing is, they're funny people.

01:17:16.260 They're people like us that I think we say funny shit.

01:17:21.020 Then there are people who are very technically funny and understand it.

01:17:24.980 They are, but they are not allowed to be funny.

01:17:28.680 They're cowards.

01:17:29.420 Send me the names off air.

01:17:31.400 I want to know who to stop following.

01:17:33.380 If you're not courageous, you cannot be an elite comic.

01:17:37.100 You just can't be it.

01:17:38.300 Right.

01:17:38.960 You got to be fucking Lenny Bruce, man.

01:17:40.800 He paved the way.

01:17:42.540 And you know what?

01:17:43.020 Right now, there are many comics out there right now that are like being, look, the latest

01:17:48.660 thing I've seen was Tom Segura with his Netflix show.

01:17:51.720 And it's like, it's a lot of pee-pee, poo-poo, but nothing, like you're not saying anything.

01:17:57.520 It's a lot of like pervasive shit.

01:17:58.760 It's not good.

01:17:59.300 Yeah.

01:17:59.700 Here's the reality.

01:18:00.440 Like none of us are formulaically as funny as any of these comics that you're talking about.

01:18:05.800 Not even close.

01:18:06.200 But also, also, none of us give two fucks about anything.

01:18:10.000 So like we can compete with them just because we're not worried.

01:18:13.800 And that's, that's their own, like they're handicapping themselves.

01:18:16.720 Yeah.

01:18:16.960 There's these obvious jokes sometimes that are out there that people go, oh, because it's

01:18:21.780 uncouth.

01:18:22.440 But you're like, but it's fucking funny.

01:18:23.940 And like, you're a comedian, you're a scumbag.

01:18:25.880 Like literally in real life, you're a scumbag.

01:18:29.480 And but we can't say that thing.

01:18:30.860 In real life, I've got two kids and a wife and a fairly normal existence with my, my parents

01:18:37.180 live with me.

01:18:38.080 You're a fucking scumbag.

01:18:39.240 Your parents won't talk to you because you're such a piece of shit.

01:18:41.660 But whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:18:43.040 Be careful.

01:18:43.860 By the way, by the way, Mersch pretending as if Leonardo Gioni is only blowing up because

01:18:50.320 she's a woman saying slightly.

01:18:51.680 It's crazy.

01:18:52.380 No.

01:18:52.860 Ridiculous.

01:18:53.380 She's one of the best comics that I've seen.

01:18:55.620 Extremely ridiculous.

01:18:56.660 If you saw her set, it was fucking incredible.

01:19:00.360 And and she had to follow Mark Random, who literally tried to light the building on fire

01:19:04.740 without her on on her on our show after she went on Kill Tony when she was a fucking like

01:19:10.100 she was nobody.

01:19:11.200 She was right.

01:19:11.720 She was had no following.

01:19:13.160 I was like, she's funny.

01:19:14.600 I was like, I was looking for guests.

01:19:16.080 I follow Kill Tony to look for small like and I was like, hey, it's just this chick's

01:19:20.160 great.

01:19:20.480 We were even like joking like, hey, we don't have chicks.

01:19:22.740 And she was one of the only chicks we got on.

01:19:24.320 She was just and she was great.

01:19:26.020 And this is well before she had any sort of fucking name.

01:19:28.380 So and and and she's still built like a bowling pin.

01:19:32.040 So it's not about us trying to fuck her or anything.

01:19:34.540 She's just really funny.

01:19:35.760 Well, it was for it for me.

01:19:37.100 But, you know, I was going for a 710 split.

01:19:41.880 All right, guys, we're out of here.

01:19:43.440 Fucking join us.

01:19:44.280 We're going to listen to it.

01:19:45.140 We're going to watch the video.

01:19:46.700 I want to watch the chat.

01:19:47.900 Yep.

01:19:48.600 All right.

01:19:48.880 Bye.

01:19:49.140 Bye.

Tower Gang - June 07, 2025

Ep 230 - The Laundry Car

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