Ep 24 - White Women Must Be Stopped w⧸ Adam Nutter
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 1 minute
Words per Minute
209.12305
Hate Speech Sentences
210
Summary
Comedian Adam Nutter joins us on the pod to talk about a variety of topics, including his love of WAGVU, his weight, and why he thinks Dave Smith is more handsome than he really is.
Transcript
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On second thought, I might not be the right person to tell you.
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Another week, another fucking guest, another fucking comedian guest.
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Thanks for having me after more successful Dave Smith is on.
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I messaged Adam, like, after he was like, oh, by the way, we're going to have Dave Smith
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Which, even in the comedy world, like, in comedy context, I would open up for Dave.
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Well, you're stepping down to a comedian who apparently comes from a long line of prolific
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Well, I'm just way less successful Dave Smith, essentially.
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I love Dave Smith and he's going to watch this and he's going to be like, fuck that Dave
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Tall people, yeah, tall people usually weigh a lot more than they look.
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I mean, if you had to guess my weight, you'd probably put me around a 160, 170 range, wouldn't
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My buddy Neil, who I do my comedy podcast with, he's always, like, dude, you look like
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I was going to make a Jewish joke, too, but I'm not going to.
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Well, I was just going to say you have more in common with Dave than we thought.
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No, it's the big dick that he has in common with Dave.
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Top Lofts says Nick's weight is all in his tremendous balls.
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Like, you know, when a chick has, like, huge boobs, that's, like, a huge portion of her
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But what portion of a guy's weight is in his balls?
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I'm assuming if you do have heavy balls, your knees probably hurt.
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Well, the inside of your thighs, because they keep knocking back and forth.
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Newton's cradle between your legs or something.
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Yeah, Toad, by the way, you do sound really bad.
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We also have Nick Ashley, like always, one of the co-hosts that we have here.
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You could have told me that in pre, you motherfucker.
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I meant to unmute, and I stopped my camera, because I thought I was going to sneeze again.
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But anyway, I was going to say, I didn't think it sounded that bad.
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Bombing, especially on a podcast, and especially if you're with other comics, and they're going
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I love that Opie and Anthony would do that shit all the time.
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Somebody would say something that would just land flat on its face, and then everybody would
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If you listen to, like, shit, like, podcasts, like, shit radio shows, it's like...
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But, like, with us, it's like, it's like so-and-so baseball bat, and you're like, dude, you should
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You just start ragging on it for, like, five minutes.
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It's like, it's the best materials when somebody just says something stupid that doesn't land.
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Our producer's a comic, but he's also, like, he's, like, a young comic.
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Like, Neil and I have been doing comedy for, like, eight, nine years, so combined, you
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But, like, we're not great, but, like, we're fucking...
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We're, you know, we're fucking features, right?
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So, we've been doing comedy a bit, and Jesse, he's, like, an open mic-er, still trying to
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get booked on new shows and stuff, so, like, he bombs all the time, and we're like, yes!
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He just tees them up, and we're like, fucking boom!
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This is basically what Tony Hinchcliffe made his, like, whole podcast out of, is just
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people going up there and bombing, and then you just roast the shit out of them for fucking
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So, okay, by the way, you need to send me the episode after, because I watched Kill
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Yeah, I'll watch that, and I'll watch the whole podcast.
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Because I love Kill Tony, so I just started watching it, like, about a month ago, and goddammit,
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I don't know if Toad watched it either, but it's basically, he'll bring up on anybody that
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wants, they'll put a name in a hat, and then he just pulls it out, and you get a minute
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Oh, but it's also really bad, because a lot of people are just like-
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Dude, don't make fun of Cole's depression, all right?
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But basically, so you do, like, your minute, and then either you do good, and, like, Tony,
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I mean, Tony Hinchcliffe is just, he already roasts people to death.
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If you do bad, he absolutely destroys you, and it is so funny just hearing these people
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bomb, and it's also, like, some people are actually really good at it, but how did it
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Well, yeah, because at the time I did it, I was doing comedy for, like, six years, so
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I was, like, in and off to, like, I could not bomb for a minute, like, you know, and
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I went up, and then, like, two comments later, he went up, so we both did it, pretty much
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back-to-back, and we both did really well, and Tony liked both of us, but-
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It got me, it got us a little exposure for the podcast and stuff like that.
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But, yeah, it was, like, this was, like, two years ago, going back now, but I would do it
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I just, dude, I would just do a new minute joke, and fucking, I know it would do well,
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but I think he's just doing it, like, in Austin now.
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Which, I mean, it's crazy just how, I've, like, been on there, and I've been listening,
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and I've heard some, like, some comics just do hilarious stuff, and they'll be like,
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And they literally just had one of, like, the funniest lines I've ever, like, one of
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Yeah, but the problem is, like, if you told that same comic, like, go do 10 minutes.
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Yeah, you know, I'm used to doing fucking 20-minute sets, you know, by now.
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It's like, so, like, even if you ask me to do five, I have a hard time doing five minutes,
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Because you've got to get it, it's, you've got to, like, I guess, filter it down to, like,
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a funny five minutes, and, like, if you're telling a story that lasts three minutes.
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I've always thought about doing stand-up, and I'm like, I'm not funny enough to fucking do it.
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I'm not going to go do that, or I'd be way too.
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Dude, I tell everybody to just go try, like, go try, like, what's the worst that can happen?
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You just, like, first of all, no one's good for, like, the first year, like, the first,
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Like, the first, the first year, like, people will do, like, one-off mic and do well,
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because it's, like, that beginner's luck type thing, and you're like, oh, my God, I'm so good at this.
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And then you just bomb for two years in a row, and you're like, I'm going to kill myself.
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And then you start to, you know, get a little better and better and better and better,
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and then you get to a point where you're like, oh, I'm not fucking terrible.
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And then people start to give you a little bit of money.
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You know, but it's all, you know, and there's still people who do, or doing it 10 years who still suck.
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Dude, that's the worst on the show whenever they're, it'll be like, how long have you been doing comedy?
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But those guys aren't, like, doing, like, okay, there's a thing where, like, I'll run to a guy or a girl,
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I'm like, oh, I've never seen you around before.
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And they're like, oh, I just go, like, once a week to open mics.
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It's like, did you ever get, I think if you ever got, this is my, whatever.
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If you ever get paid even one time to do comedy, I think that makes you a comic.
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I think if you just consistently go up on stage and tell jokes into a microphone, that makes you a comic.
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But if you're just going up, like, once every now and then to open mic, I'm like, come on, man.
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You're telling me I'm not a professional singer or a professional comic now?
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For comedy, I've done it three times, I think, and I've done singing way more.
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It was, like, the same three or five minutes, basically.
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It's more, kind of more of the one-liner variety, which I would kind of imagine a Kill Tony,
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if you're a one-liner guy, it's going to work better, probably, right?
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So, it's just, like, you guys have time for a ten-minute story.
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I mean, it's kind of weird, though, because the one-liner thing, it's like, I think they're
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clever and I come up with them, but it's not the way that I actually am in real life.
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Like, I'm better at telling stories and exaggerating.
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Well, not really exaggerating, but making things sound really crazy, even if they're kind
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I would really love when that comes out, finally.
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It's going to be awesome whenever we get to you all on the podcast to do that.
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Dude, it's all about embellishing stories that happen to you.
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Like, you know, that's why I always tell my wife, I'm like, I'm lying.
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I'm not lying, but it's like, you just, you pick something that happened to you, or this
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And then you're just like, well, that was funny, but I can make this funnier.
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I'm not lying, but you can find things that make it funny and make it sound ridiculous.
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And if you focus on some of those details that are ridiculous.
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Like, I remember Burt Kreischer was talking about this on one of his podcasts.
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So, like, it's not funny, like, I can have, like, a funny story that happened to me, but
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like, and like, it'll be funny, like, haha, yeah, that's funny.
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But like, you can make it so much better just by adding in, like, oh, yeah, and the guy
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So that's why it's funny that he was picking up pennies that were on the ground there.
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Well, it's like whenever, like, I remember there's this old Tom Segura, like, joke, like
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a story about how he goes to Starbucks and he handed the lady a $20 bill and she didn't
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And then he was like, he's going to have change.
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And he said, like, some Persian guy opens up his jacket and has every denomination of
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I have a bit I do, like, about going to the airport and how I get, you know, like,
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searched all the time, like, double searched all the time of the way I look.
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But, of course, you know, I'm embellishing the joke parts of it and embellishing, like,
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Because if I just went there, I'm like, yeah, I went to the airport and I get double searched
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If I go to the air, if I tell the story, if I tell the joke, I'm like, hey, I went to
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the airport and then fucking, you know, they start searching me.
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Are you is your comedy kind of more like how Dave and Robbie the fires is where it's
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And then I'll have if I'm in front of some libertarian people, I might do some liberty
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So, like, that airport joke is is the only time I mentioned I'm a libertarian because
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But, like, otherwise, I don't because, like, I'm not I'm not like Dave where I'm not
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good enough, as we've already established, that I can't do what he does.
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So I can't like I can't go out there and write like a 20 minute bit about like politics.
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I dislike I have to joke around about that shit here or on my podcast or whatever.
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But, like, if I'm going off on stage, I'm like, no, let me joke about my life, like
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stories that happen to me, things I observational shit I find funny because that's my wheelhouse.
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But, yeah, if I'm like I did the Mises event in for the PA convention and like, you
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know, I opened I did more crowd work in the beginning, just busting libertarian balls
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And I'm like, like, I was at comics last week in Connecticut in Mohegan Sun.
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I don't know how to be like, fucking tell a joke, you kid.
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I just yelled that we should abolish the Fed, like, in the middle of the office last week.
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People are like, well, that's pretty hardcore, man.
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He's going to be like fucking Michael Douglas and Falling Down.
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How has, in the past year with all the lockdowns and everything, how has comedy been for you?
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Yeah, like, I only did, like, 20-something shows last year.
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Like, as opposed to, like, doing, like, 10, 15 a month.
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But, like, the only kind of saving grace was, like, everyone stopped at the same time.
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So, like, it's not like any other comics had a real advantage.
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Like, yeah, so, like, also you noticed the comics who figured out ways to, like, actually perform during the pandemic were, like, the comics who, like, cared about comedy and are good at comedy.
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And all the comics who sucked, like, just fell off, kind of.
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So, also, like, the comics who love promoting Zoom comedy shows are bad in comedy.
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I'm just going to say, this is a more, like, leftist take on this.
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Or it's just, like, you want everybody to be equal, but everybody can just equally fail.
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Like, all these bad open micers were, like, come to my Zoom show.
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And, like, I watch you bomb every single time you're sitting on a stage in real comedy.
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It's, like, yeah, of course you love Zoom comedy because it's, like, so safe for you, you fucking bitch.
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It's, like, the crickets you're hearing just in your room aren't as, like, deafening as the ones you hear on the stage, man.
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Man, nobody's going to actually throw shit at you.
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And you can cut the feed when you want and be, like, oh, shit, my internet cut out.
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Colin Quinn talked about that on Joe Rogan's show.
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Yeah, he's talking about how the Zoom shit was just horrible.
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Especially, like, an old guy like that, like a really old school guy.
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That must have been a really fucked up thing for him to see.
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And this is, again, I'm sure other, maybe comics have more time in the game than I do.
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But, like, this is how I think comedy should be.
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Comedy should be 150 to 200 people in a dark room, low ceilings, tightly compacted together.
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Because, like, all this other shit, like, Zoom shows.
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And then you just fucking do what you want to do.
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Like, it just removes so much, like, personality from, like, you can't, like.
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Because, like, I could just be like, oh, this comic's on the Zoom thing.
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I was, like, on my phone, like, ordering shit from Amazon.
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Like, it's all about timing and connecting with the fucking audience.
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Well, now, also, I know the other thing with, like, especially with comics.
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But I know a lot of other ones I've listened to.
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Did you find yourself, like, during the pandemic only getting 20 shows in that you're, like, okay, my stuff.
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I'm not being able to get enough practice on my new material or something like that.
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Yeah, I was just doing, like, old shit all the time.
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I'm, like, I don't want to bomb in front of these people.
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You know, and, like, I don't want to do that to them.
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Now, we're doing more shows and stuff like that.
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So, like, I'm doing, I'm trying to squeeze in more new material when I can.
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Because I know a lot of them, like, they'll go in and they'll be, like, okay, I'm going to bomb.
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But I have to figure out how to get this joke in, how to time it.
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But, I mean, I guess if you have, like, if people, if you know people are, like, this is the one time this month they're going to be able to actually laugh.
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Like, it'd be hard to go in there and just be, like, all right, guys, I'm trying new stuff.
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Like, you know, like, Rogan and Chappelle are doing, like, arenas.
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Because, like, you can't work shit out in an arena, dude.
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It's, like, you in the front and the guy 80 rows deep is, like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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Like, dude, I really want to see a video now of someone bombing an arena and just seeing how bad that is.
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And I don't think it could ever happen because these guys are usually, the arena guys are, like, you know.
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That's the thing is, like, even the openers are, like, even their openers are headliners.
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Like, they'll bring, like, Segura and, like, Andrew Santino to open for them.
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Like, well, they're headliners in their own right.
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So it's, like, no one's bombing on those shows.
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And the thing about that is if you're going, it's one thing if you're going to an arena to see somebody.
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Like, I've seen, like, comedy specials where I didn't laugh a bit.
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But everybody, and I know they edit them and they add in a little bit of laughter.
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But I know for a fact that if you go to somebody and they're, like, in an arena, you're fucking there to see that person.
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It's not like you're going to a comedy club for the weekend because you're going out with your girl or whatever.
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And it's, you're, like, a crowd of 150, 200 people.
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You don't know who, you're not there for the guy.
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If you're going to an arena to see somebody, you're there for them.
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That's what, like, when, like, a lot of features move over to headliner stuff and, like, they're not selling their own tickets yet.
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Like, it's very hard for people to, like, sell out a room on your own.
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So what a lot of comedy clubs do is they call it papering the room.
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And they just essentially give out free tickets to people.
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Because they know they're going to make it back in the drinks and food.
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So these people are like, I'll come to a free show.
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So that's why you get all, that's where you get hecklers and shit.
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You don't get hecklers, like, usually, like, again, a Tim Dillon show or a Rogan show.
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Because, like, they're there to see those people.
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But, like, where I'm at, you're going to get people to be like, I'm drunk.
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Or do you, like, because you get, like, oh, fuck.
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I'm going to be about to absolutely destroy this guy.
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I, in my whole entire comedy career, I've rarely ever, I've never really been heckled.
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I've had people interrupt my, but not, like, in a, not in a rude way.
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And I was always able to circumnavigate that very easily for an enjoyable experience to everybody.
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There are some comics who are, like, someone might say something, be like, ha.
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Because this is the fucking fun psychological trick I found out doing comedy.
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If someone talks to you during the show, if you immediately attack them, like, with full visceral, like, I'm killing you, the crowd turns on you.
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They're like, no, because they don't get, they shouldn't be doing that all the time.
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Shut up, we're not doing that right now, you motherfucker.
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So, like, so, like, these guys will fucking be like, like, whoa, what the fuck was that, man?
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And so, if you come out and be like, oh, yeah, and just talk to them, and be like, but, you know, you can't really talk.
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And then if they fucking do it, like, again, you could be like, hey, man, and then crush them.
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Because you got, because you get, because they're like, hey, he gave you a chance, and you didn't take it.
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I have a buddy, Dan, I'm throwing him under the bus, Dan Clark, who, he's a comic friend of mine.
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And he is like, he will, he's not good with that.
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Because he's a great comic, but, like, he will just yell right away at people.
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I guess you've got to be cool and, like, make it part of the act, I guess, part of the show.
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Like, I know there are a bunch of videos of this guy, Steve Hofstetter, doing it.
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Like, he seems to be the guy that takes down hecklers in the right way, basically.
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I think I actually saw him when I was in college.
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Dude, guys like Dave and Robbie and me and shit, like Lou Perez.
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And I'm not as famous as fucking Dave or Chrissy or anybody.
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But, like, I get shit from even fellow comics who, like, don't fuck with me because, like,
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oh, I'm a racist or I'm an alt-right Nazi because I fucking am a libertarian.
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Because they don't want to hear what you have to say.
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They don't really want to read anything you offer to give them.
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They just want to be like, you don't listen to me, so bad.
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It really sucks because, like, I've always listened to comedy.
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And just seeing, like, people, like, get really upset at comedy.
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Like, whenever, like, well, Tony Hinchcliffe, he made the joke.
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No, and he was, like, called him Zipperhead or all this guy.
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But he was just joking around with them and got fucking...
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Basically, he wasn't allowed to do different comedy.
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Like, he had to go through a bunch of different comedy clubs.
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It's so out of context because Pang Dang, by the way, who's been on Kill Tony before.
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He's opened up for Tony briefly for a little bit here and there.
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He was, like, Pang Dang, if you watch that whole thing, he was doing, like, hack Asian
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So, Tony just went up there almost making fun of the crowd, being like, you guys are hacks
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And then this piece of shit, it was a comic, films him out of context and then puts it
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Even if you don't like the joke, it's still his job.
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If you're trying to, like, cancel him and get him, like, basically deep platform from...
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Same thing happened with Shane Gillis, you know?
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Got kicked out for fucking Saturday Night Live.
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But the other people that help take down Shane is Goo Goo Comedy Theater here in Philadelphia.
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And they're, like, a fucking alt-left, like, fucking, you know, comedy venue where it's, like...
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But they only hire white people, you know, those people in the comics.
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They got sued from a comic friend of mine for not paying comics.
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Like, you know, who are, like, the most lefty, liberal people in the world are always, you know, the most racist and the most fucking not paying people.
00:27:47.280
And even though my buddy Neil and I, we run a monthly show out in Chalfampie, right by Philly, a monthly show.
00:28:01.120
Like, we had an all-male show last month, even though half the show was black.
00:28:05.740
That wasn't good enough because it was all dudes.
00:28:09.540
Statistically, one of those black guys had to be gay, though, right?
00:28:16.600
Well, by default, in prison, I think they're pretty much all gay, right?
00:28:24.440
They didn't try anything on you while you were there?
00:28:36.300
You look like something has happened to you in prison.
00:28:55.800
I don't know where that's from, but I've seen the picture.
00:29:00.660
It's like, damn Toad, sorry I didn't get molested as a child either.
00:29:07.060
If anyone says something in common with me, but chill out.
00:29:18.260
Like, I feel so bad just for anyone, especially small comics.
00:29:22.340
Like, if you go out there and, like, you really don't have a big following and you get canceled,
00:29:25.900
and then basically you don't have, like, a Tony Hinchcliffe or, like, Shane Gillis when they get canceled or something,
00:29:34.040
And they're already basically good, like, they're good comics.
00:29:40.960
But, like, anybody that – the ones you don't hear about, like, there's probably a bunch of them that are really funny,
00:29:46.320
make a racist joke, and now their career's done.
00:29:48.500
Like, they're not going to get into their local –
00:29:50.980
He just said the N word a bunch of times, and now his comedy career is over.
00:29:55.200
All he did was violently yell into a man's face and yell slurs at him.
00:30:01.380
He still has a career, but it's just all oriented on that.
00:30:04.600
Like, he was on career enthusiasm after that, but it was all, like, you're the guy who said the N word now.
00:30:09.780
And it had to be because Seinfeld was attached to it.
00:30:15.620
But, no, like, even Neil and I, like, we got two other comics.
00:30:22.600
I hope you guys out there can hear my air quotes and my voice.
00:30:26.640
They came after me one time for – and this is how detached these fucking losers are.
00:30:39.240
We were making jokes about – so here's the thing.
00:30:42.320
We were talking about Anne Frank, but we weren't making Anne Frank jokes.
00:30:45.700
The jokes were, like, what happens if she survives, and then, like, she became, like, a young adult author?
00:30:52.560
And we started making, like – no, we were talking about, like, werewolves and shit.
00:31:02.380
And then someone cut the clip or copied my hour clip and, like, put it out and then called me, like, a MAGA Trump supporter.
00:31:12.260
And then this other – the other female comic who jumped on board was, like, you know – but this is how detached they are.
00:31:19.800
They didn't watch – because she didn't even watch the clip.
00:31:23.760
Then she DMed Neil, who I do the podcast with, my buddy Neil Wood.
00:31:30.720
And she's, like, did you see what Adam said on your network?
00:31:40.020
And she's, like, are you going to continue to work with him?
00:31:43.480
And, like – and so what we did was, like, just ignore it.
00:31:48.980
And then we just got a bunch of DMs from other comics being, like, yo, that shit was hilarious.
00:31:54.600
And then nothing happened because if you don't give them power, nothing happens.
00:31:58.680
Yeah, I think that's where a lot of people go wrong is they'll –
00:32:00.940
I think apologizing and, like, backing down, it's either double down, ignore it, or apologize.
00:32:06.060
And I think that apologizing is the worst of those options.
00:32:09.580
If you're not wrong, why the hell would you apologize?
00:32:14.820
Like, I legitimately didn't know, like, I was getting shit on from that whole circle because I don't care.
00:32:22.100
Like, other comic friends of mine were, like, you're getting fucking roasted.
00:32:27.100
Like, this is what you have to understand for other creators out there who are, like, us.
00:32:31.940
Like, these people are never going to come and pay to see your show.
00:32:48.760
Let them burn in the fucking sun by themselves.
00:32:51.060
Yeah, people that like the folks that are doing this kind of shit would never like you too.
00:32:55.000
Like, their audience would never be your audience.
00:33:06.060
I was actually, so I had dinner with Clint from Liberty Locked Pod tonight.
00:33:15.080
And basically, we were talking about, is it better, like, I can't remember exactly how he said it.
00:33:21.520
But he said, it's better to be, like, notorious than it is just to be nothing.
00:33:28.700
And then people are just like, oh, that's them.
00:33:30.440
And, like, better than, like, being just milquetoast.
00:33:34.300
Like, and these people, like, then they, people that are milquetoast, they, to get ahead, they have to attack the ones that, like, are doing more edgier stuff.
00:33:43.380
Like, I'm going to get them down so that I look better.
00:33:46.580
Well, dude, that, yeah, that's, like, the whole thing with, like, even in our own party, right?
00:33:53.640
I thought I had dinner, but Clint from Liberty locked down.
00:34:03.000
Yeah, that was, like, dinner tasted like banana protein shake.
00:34:09.600
Oh, I was going to ask if Clint's dinner was Cole's ass.
00:34:14.400
He's a great ass eater, I'm going to tell you that.
00:34:21.980
It was basically a Slurp Gang podcast, because I was slurping it up real good down there.
00:34:30.300
I just assumed that's where I got that name from, by the way.
00:34:34.340
I don't even know when I'm part, or semi-part of the show.
00:34:38.660
I know who came up with the name of, like, the crew, but I don't know how it originated or any of that.
00:34:45.180
Nick, you're basically a part of every show, including Fakerterians.
00:34:47.760
You're literally, like, a part of – you're basically a co-host of Fakerterians by now.
00:34:52.480
Well, me and Josh are responsible for probably the majority of their listenership right now.
00:34:58.640
By the way, Adam, were you watching that live, or did you –
00:35:06.400
It's coming out this Thursday, actually, so go check that shit out, everybody.
00:35:10.760
Go download the Porcupine, youtube.com slash Adam Mutter.
00:35:16.100
I'm actually dropping a new stand-up clip from my show last week.
00:35:19.040
So, yeah, to go – when that comes, it's going to be fun.
00:35:22.080
But, yeah, Nick and I talked about it a little bit.
00:35:23.580
I said it was funny how you played Hell's Bells and got them fucking – he's like,
00:35:50.040
No, I mean like after the bells – Hell's Bells has a buildup to the –
00:35:56.520
For Home the Bell Tolls just kind of starts and that's it.
00:35:59.700
It's just – yeah, it's just thrashing right away pretty much.
00:36:04.760
No, because there are never any dislikes on the episode, so probably not.
00:36:12.820
Yes, because if you saw my tweet, I tweeted out the Spotify demographics.
00:36:17.240
That's not even the YouTube stuff where the majority of our views are, but just the Spotify.
00:36:21.000
After I put it up, we had I think 3% in the gender breakdown was non-binary, so the fake-retarians are definitely listening.
00:36:33.060
How do they have the strength to move the mouse to even listen to this fucking podcast?
00:36:37.040
I don't know, but they definitely actually did though, right?
00:36:41.880
Archie took clips of – and never gave us fucking cred.
00:36:47.600
They used clips of Nick on this show when he was on their show.
00:36:53.480
One of the Mises guys in PA just got asked to go on there and defend something, and we were like, hey, don't.
00:37:03.900
The only way to do it – and since I think – I think since I did this, there's no reason for anybody else to do it at this point.
00:37:09.420
But the only way to do it if you're going into that kind of shit and you're not like one of their people, just do what I did.
00:37:16.840
Not exactly – but just make a fool of yourself.
00:37:28.820
He's been actually coming out real hard against Spike Cohen, if you guys have seen this.
00:37:34.100
You know what was funny about that whole Twitter trend?
00:37:36.180
Spike was just trying to be cool and answer genuinely, and he's like, suck my dick.
00:37:44.840
I mean, Spike just – it wasn't even on topic because they were arguing about something completely different.
00:37:59.740
But in fairness to Spike, I will say – and I've got this information from a few different people.
00:38:04.820
The person who was running Spike's Twitter account – and then I'm not sure if it was the same person who was running Joe Jorgensen's Twitter account, but they both had social media people.
00:38:13.160
But the person who was running Spike's Twitter account was like a green-haired fucking college feminist weirdo art hoe type of girl.
00:38:30.420
Don't bring up anybody on the – don't say names like that on the fucking show, dude.
00:39:08.020
The depth of field on this camera is fucking weird.
00:39:18.960
I swear to God, the camera adds 60% to my fucking nose, too,
00:39:24.380
I actually thought Nick was shorter based on seeing him on TV.
00:39:32.500
And this was whenever I didn't have that many followers,
00:39:47.980
And I look short, and it bums me out physically.
00:40:05.080
he's – out of the four main hosts of the show,
00:40:24.400
The dude – but he's built like a fucking Mack truck.
00:40:27.300
Like, he's like 5'5", but he's as wide as the screen.
00:40:53.180
We were talking about how far could we toss Toad
00:40:56.800
if we really wanted to just like a midget toss,
00:41:06.240
and like all my weight is kind of in the center,
00:41:13.980
so you could probably throw me like a medicine ball or something.
00:41:16.280
Dude, Toad's like a pangolin holding like a bowling ball.
00:41:26.040
because on Kill Tony, I think the last episode,
00:41:28.780
the big guy came up there, and he was doing his jokes,
00:41:36.620
and he was like fucking pressing the midget above his head.
00:41:43.780
I don't know what you're supposed to call them,
00:41:48.020
Like, you know what you're going to do about it?
00:41:55.740
I'm like I would still just beat the shit out of you.
00:42:04.220
That used to be a thing where they would take midgets,
00:42:08.740
and they would use them as bowling balls to not do that stuff?
00:42:29.640
I'm literally the most woke person on this show,
00:42:42.320
you know, you stick your fingers before you look at us.
00:42:44.520
Hey, I just want to say they never go straight, so.
00:43:00.560
I'd laugh about how whenever they're behind you,
00:43:03.560
because they always like have like a mad waddle.
00:43:18.800
Somebody got a midget because my wife the other day,
00:43:39.900
or whatever the fuck the proper term is at this point
00:44:23.660
it's kind of like how Down's people all look the same.
00:44:28.740
It's a condition that causes them to look that way.
00:44:31.340
Well, yeah, it's like when I thought Tyrion Lannister
00:55:15.360
we could order you a soft top with a prep kit for the hard top.
00:55:44.420
and that was the ER picture that I tweeted out with the,
00:56:09.420
And I actually found one in the blue color that I wanted.
00:56:12.920
And it was like the only one that I could find that was in that color.
00:56:24.220
a dude merged lanes on the highway doing like 70,
00:56:36.980
So now the right side of my new Bronco is all fucked up.
00:56:52.220
Let's go out there and just for having tons of fun.
00:57:04.880
I guess it does get pretty hot in Pennsylvania.
00:57:07.960
I could drive down to the shore with the wife and the dog,
00:57:10.600
like if it was like Jersey and stuff like that.
00:57:47.660
even like I have like an old CRV and I really want a new car.
00:57:53.780
I'm just going to take this out on like the back roads and just start,
00:57:56.760
like just ran the shit out of it until it just blows up and be like,
00:58:25.280
a Ford Taurus station wagon that I drove all through.
00:58:52.040
So this is why I hate charity for the government because like,
00:58:55.880
I thought like never would've happened through the government.
00:59:02.460
like you could just take that at the end of the year and be like,
00:59:08.700
So I donate to like the barstool fund and a bunch and like other,
01:00:08.260
Donald Trump told me that if I like give y'all like 300 bucks,
01:00:30.300
Like if you're donating to a charity organization,
01:00:32.400
it's got like a 10 95 C designation or whatever.
01:00:44.060
We're just going to take a 10 minute talk to talk about the tax code.
01:00:55.440
The 15th amendment is black or you can't discriminate voting based on what race.
01:01:24.600
if you really want to talk about who should vote,
01:08:33.780
but you bathed it in the spoils for fucking centuries.
01:08:56.340
Like people don't understand like a real struggle.
01:09:03.000
Like I go to the favelas in Brazil and then come back.
01:09:12.240
it's just like the champagne socialist or the ivory tower Marxist,
01:09:15.440
whatever the fuck term you want to use for them.
01:09:16.880
There's a lot of them that I've seen on the internet.
01:09:37.980
start dropping like a hundred dollar super chats on.
01:09:49.000
And it's so easy to say this kind of shit whenever you've never wanted for
01:10:12.140
You're not in touch with the fucking interstate or interstate Brooklyn.
01:10:19.100
you were to ask them what their favorite rap album is.
01:10:42.800
at least know what like they listened to at least at the bare minimum,
01:10:51.920
And what Nick was saying about the cultural Marxism thing,
01:10:54.860
they're also taking not just black people or people of other races,
01:10:58.720
but people of other sexual preferences and whatever,
01:11:08.800
Like trans people don't think the same way as black people for the most
01:11:12.660
These people don't have anything to do with each other.
01:11:29.760
It's because everyone tries to be oppressed now and it's fucking weak,
01:11:42.240
Grow a fucking pair of balls and just be better.
01:11:51.280
usually the black people are the most like religious,
01:12:05.380
you're not going to get with them because they don't like you.
01:12:10.620
If they're cool with the homophobia and trans stuff.
01:12:21.920
and they should cracker a hundred percent dude.
01:13:31.400
they get all the praise from everybody because they said like the things that they were supposed to.
01:13:57.880
And the state don't want people to understand that.
01:14:00.780
So they divide people up into all these different groups as much as they can.
01:14:04.140
And now they're doing it with vaccinated versus unvaccinated.
01:14:13.920
I'm kind of looking forward to it because I mean,
01:14:21.600
What I'm most excited for is the idea of put up or shut up.
01:14:25.840
Like these people that are in for like Matt Iglesias,
01:14:32.060
the next step is either you get 50 bucks and get a vaccine.
01:14:36.780
they'll hold you down and give you the vaccine.
01:15:10.780
it's like these people talk so much shit online.
01:15:29.560
or the fucking former mayor of New York that just said,
01:15:50.520
people are going to get a real shooty if that happens.
01:16:04.840
like technically even more than what we're already seeing now,
01:16:07.520
you'll just see them even more getting out of there and being like,
01:16:17.700
That's not going to at least come to my house and make my family do against
01:16:29.980
it's not even that I'm anti-vax or anything like that.
01:16:32.580
Like I've been vaccinated for fucking T-dap and the D-tap,
01:16:41.080
but the way that they're going about this shit is so absurd.
01:16:44.440
They would have you believe that more than half of the people that get the
01:16:51.620
Everybody that's pushing these vaccines is acting as if your fucking life is on
01:17:04.540
And what's really bothering me lately is all the people who were,
01:17:15.380
Thank God I was vaccinated because I know my symptoms would have been a lot worse.
01:17:20.940
You cannot back up and people are doing this all over.
01:17:35.780
you're dealing with evidence that doesn't exist.
01:17:37.560
You didn't have the fucking thing when you were not vaccinated.
01:17:41.860
You have no way to know how bad your symptoms would have been.
01:17:44.560
Had you not gotten the fucking vaccine on top of that,
01:17:47.860
they're not doing gene sequencing on every single test to figure out if you got
01:17:58.180
The fall of the science crowd is not being scientific in the slightest.
01:18:05.200
the media and politics are two weeks away from just showing 28 days later footage
01:18:13.660
But it's totally true because they will use anything they can to be like,
01:18:21.800
even after the year we had of saying how bad COVID is,
01:18:30.580
we will do everything we can to make you take the virus.
01:18:55.360
There's never a government push or incentive to,
01:19:04.200
you're seeing a giant shift to our people that are saying,
01:19:11.320
You're going to say the same thing for people who overeat and are obese and are
01:19:14.560
facing heart disease or whatever cancer because of that.
01:19:22.800
Nobody's calling for people not to receive medical care,
01:19:25.540
except for if they don't get the vaccine and get COVID.
01:19:33.520
like people that drive motorcycles are statistically way more likely to get
01:19:39.240
So they not receive medical care because they chose to,
01:19:46.160
the argument is that people are going to argue that the COVID thing is
01:19:49.900
different because you're getting other people sick potentially.
01:20:05.800
Sick until proven healthy is just as bad as fucking guilty until proven
01:20:11.500
If I walk into your store and I'm not have a fucking mask on,
01:20:14.580
I can't spread a disease that I don't have motherfucker.
01:20:18.880
People would have you believe that the shit just spontaneously comes around
01:20:33.340
you can't spread it if you don't have symptoms and they came back and they
01:20:52.740
That's why we shouldn't be making gigantic economical decisions off it.
01:21:14.820
And then next week we're literally going to go back on it,
01:21:21.460
And also they just basically also cherry pick any type of stats that they
01:21:34.400
the hospitalizations in 12 to 17 year olds that have gotten the,
01:21:40.420
I looked it up and it's higher than the hospitalization rate.
01:21:48.080
it's more harmful to take the vaccine as a kid than it is just to get
01:21:53.140
And another thing about asymptomatic spread is the whole idea behind,
01:22:17.180
But the whole idea is your viral load is low enough to the point where your
01:22:26.960
your viral load is not high enough to spread it anymore.
01:22:44.180
your viral load can be low enough if you have HIV and you won't spread it to
01:22:50.980
If your viral load is that low that you don't even have symptoms,
01:22:57.160
That's the whole point of going back to school when you have the flu.
01:23:01.780
like why are we turning the whole medical knowledge upside down over this
01:23:56.540
like there's never really any like real transmission from animals to like people,
01:24:24.160
but you don't get my point about asymptomatic spread.
01:24:41.280
I've been having like fucking neck pain and like headaches from my fucking neck pain
01:25:09.140
Like he wasn't like pushing a COVID thing on me.
01:25:11.740
he was actually like listening to me about my actual neck.
01:25:15.360
I thought I was going to go to the doctor and be like,
01:25:38.160
So I'm hoping a lot of doctors are doing that and not just mine.
01:25:42.020
They're not just like making everything COVID related.
01:25:46.700
I don't remember where this story was from and I'm,
01:25:48.560
I'm sorry for the person who told me this story,
01:25:57.000
maybe in the discord or something was talking about how their grandfather was
01:26:01.920
sent home because he tested negative for COVID.
01:26:23.680
It's created such a disproportionate strain and slant on the medical fucking practices
01:26:34.940
From what I understand is I'm pretty sure they make more money off of,
01:26:48.620
it's just basically Austrian economics of like,
01:27:00.240
So someone in the comments said each hospital gets like 40,
01:27:07.100
people in car accidents getting killed in car accidents.
01:27:12.940
And they had to like sue the hospital and like get overturned.
01:27:29.260
but they were counting people as COVID deaths in some hospitals.
01:27:31.740
If they died within 28 days of a positive test.
01:27:43.920
healthy 32 year old dies at COVID or hospitalized severely of COVID.
01:28:03.040
very end of the article and she is 800 pounds and you're like healthy 32 year old.
01:28:21.560
More of an androgynous blob than a woman at this point.
01:28:35.540
You have to do a lot of digging to find her genitals.
01:29:06.800
let me make a corollary here is the media lied about WMDs in Iraq.
01:29:12.260
The media lied about why we got into World War I.
01:29:40.380
It's not about them looking good or looking better.
01:29:44.040
It's just about what gets clicks and what the prevailing,
01:29:47.540
what's the prevailing news story or the prevailing thing about the world right now?
01:29:55.360
they're going to be disproportionately incentivized to over report on coronavirus,
01:30:02.840
All they have to do to fix it or not even fix it,
01:30:05.760
they just make a little retraction in their paper next week.
01:30:08.600
That's like a little footnote on page 12 and nobody reads it,
01:30:12.580
they admitted they were wrong or they admitted that they lied or whatever the fuck
01:30:17.980
it is insane to go back and read old articles from like 2020 and just like reading and just
01:30:30.360
So sorry if anybody has heard me say this before,
01:30:34.760
but one of the dudes they caught and it was right before they hung them in Nuremberg.
01:30:40.100
how did you force so many people to join the Nazi party?
01:30:45.200
we've made people fear things and they voluntarily joined the Nazi party.
01:30:59.540
That's why they fucking shock animals to train them.
01:31:02.700
You make them scared of the fucking consequence of doing the wrong thing.
01:31:17.780
there's a button in the middle and they're like,
01:31:21.760
And then they lock them in there and they're just like,
01:31:25.600
we're just going to wait here and just see what happens.
01:31:29.280
they just go over there and just start touching it and get shocked for no
01:31:37.920
You think about the prison experiment where they were told,
01:31:40.500
go ahead and turn the voltage up and shock the person in the next room.
01:31:57.160
that's the listening to the experts part of the equation.
01:32:04.980
There's also another interesting part of that experiment where like,
01:32:07.380
they had someone fake bump into them before they went to the room.
01:32:32.700
So even like the smallest little thing could like,
01:32:42.400
And they've been telling you that for months and months.
01:32:56.260
it gets to where they actually truly believe it because they've been being told
01:32:59.920
for so long that the other side just wants to kill you and your family
01:33:36.740
whenever you would see somebody with a mask on and usually it was Asian.
01:33:45.700
I assume they had like cancer or some sort of autoimmune disease.
01:33:57.580
they can't figure out why Japan has like the lowest birth rates in like all of like modern countries.
01:34:13.340
I thought it was because you're such degenerate that they have all those used panty vending machines.
01:34:21.680
I think there's something to the mass though of like,
01:34:23.780
if you don't see like a woman's face growing up,
01:34:27.920
and then you start getting like into day with like porn and like anime,
01:34:40.000
I'm more attracted to that because we're going to be naturally attracted to faces.
01:34:52.520
now you're just jerking off every day and you're not going around to meet women.
01:34:57.760
And now you're also smelling panties out of a machine apparently.
01:35:03.660
it fucks with like children's development because they can't see faces.
01:35:07.840
So they can't recognize social cues and they can't learn to do that.
01:35:18.740
It's because of the lack of oxygen from wearing the mask,
01:35:21.960
it's also the reason why that mask emoji looks like it has squinty eyes.
01:35:35.700
back to what Nick was saying before about the media,
01:35:40.480
this is the concept of the cathedral at the media is in bed with the government
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Like you have CNN and whatever MSNBC being sponsored literally by Raytheon and
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they'll be like bringing CIA people on bringing John Brennan.
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How about that commercial for the CIA or the army or whatever the fuck it was.
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Thomas Massey's been tweeting about the fucking fact checkers of Facebook.
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I still think trans fat or bad because I think anything that trans is bad.
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I think people had surgery to get fat implanted into them and shit.
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It was like on the front of cosmopolitan and it was just huge black lady.
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I met Victoria's secret getting rid of their angels.
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Like now you take that away and like you're good.
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They literally do not care about losing out on like giant profits.
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the best example I can think of this is whenever A&E got rid of the
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motherfucker off of Duck Dynasty after he said stupid shit about gay people.
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And then they brought him right back whenever the ratings just dropped the
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They brought him right back whenever the fucking shit just start take,
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She thought I was talking about my actual uncle.
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And it took me a minute to realize why she was shocked.
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I would love to see a picture of your Uncle Phil.
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show them a picture of Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince.
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A state fair in Louisiana is definitely going to be.
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because he made an appearance on a Dave Smith episode last time.
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everywhere of him as a teenager in blackface with the full,
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Do you guys also realize in genie movies or anything with genie related,
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it's always an old man or a young boy getting the wish,
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Every time someone rubs a lamp in a genie movie,
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Think about the guy who found the lamp before Aladdin.
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Why is the lamp also just vaguely in the shape of a dick?
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Like it's just vaguely enough to where they rub it and they're just like.
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I'm embarrassed to say that's how I'd probably instinctively rub the lamp.
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doesn't the top of the lamp still look like a nipple or something though?
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I feel like it's basic bitch genie wishing shit.
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I feel like genies are like the hackiest magicians of all the magicians in the magician world.
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like one of the rules of we can't bring me back to life.
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They can't bring me back to life and they can't make you fall in love.
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a Misesian genie that would come out and you'd wish for all the money in the water,
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I'm going to spite myself with a wish and make you kill yourself on my third.
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the live action Aladdin with Will Smith as the genie.
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I hope you're going to wish for a better fucking haircut than that motherfucker.
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You're going to wish for some J's or not motherfucker.
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There's so much untapped potential here of a black genie.
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I have an unlimited wish well in my parents' prince house back home.
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You know how they always wear those like really flowy,
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you can see his dick just like an imprint of his dick.
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All the genies wear parachute pants for some reason.
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You have to wrap battle the genie to get your wishes.
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I think Drew just made a joke like that in the comments.
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And I'm sorry for any offense I might have called.
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I was going to say a white trash genie is like,
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all you can wish for is magazine slurpees and hot dogs.
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They're either super lazy or super industrious.
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there's actually some really good fucking jokes in there.
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some fucking stinky hippie from Woodstock comes up.
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the Jewish genie is stingy with all the wishes.
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You do a fucking Arabic genie and it just explodes.
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he actually checks if you're circumcised or he doesn't entrench your wish.
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the best part about the Jewish genie is he's really funny though.
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Like he's actually the funniest genie for some reason.
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I don't know what else we could do at this point.
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It's actually the xenomorph from alien with the long ass head.
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The only thing anybody knows about you from Somalia is that they look like the one guy,
01:57:30.440
I laughed way too hard at that entire genie thing.
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This might be the first one we clip out and actually put on because this was really funny.
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This is probably like our funniest bit we've ever done.
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Dave was more interested in arguing with Jose Galizana about the merits of the LP.
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but I was talking about this with Clint tonight.
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even though he has Legion of skanks and part of the problem,
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he comes on to tower power to say the things he can't say on those either two,
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And I'm just going to start calling these people faggots and retards.
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cause I can't really do it on my show because I mean,
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and I can't do it on Legion of skanks because they don't care about libertarians.
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So I'm going to come on this like fucking show and rack on these people.
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I'm going to call you the King of Staten Island.
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I'm going to host both drop tent.com slash events for tickets for that shit.
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please follow me on Twitter at Adam Nutter and please youtube.com slash Adam Nutter.
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We got Shane Scalf is on next Monday with us and we've got Jason cave the following week.
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I believe we're recording tomorrow night on rebel with a cause as well.
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Cause last time you did live with Alex and them.