Tower Gang - Ep 24 - White Women Must Be Stopped w⧸ Adam Nutter

00:00:00.000 Hey, so what did you want to talk about?

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00:00:13.400 About Wagovi?

00:00:14.860 Yeah, ask for it by name.

00:00:16.500 Okay, so why did you bring me to this circus?

00:00:19.840 Oh, I'm really into lion tamers.

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00:00:46.580 Hey, we're back.

00:00:48.140 It's another Tower Power Hour. 1.00

00:00:49.780 Another week, another fucking guest, another fucking comedian guest. 1.00

00:00:53.520 We got Adam Nutter on today. 1.00

00:00:55.560 What's up, man?

00:00:56.440 What's up?

00:00:57.140 Thanks for having me after more successful Dave Smith is on.

00:00:59.720 So thanks for making me follow that.

00:01:01.460 Super cool.

00:01:03.560 I messaged Adam, like, after he was like, oh, by the way, we're going to have Dave Smith

00:01:07.420 on and then you're going to follow up.

00:01:08.920 So you have to, like, really bring it.

00:01:10.300 No pressure.

00:01:11.100 Which, even in the comedy world, like, in comedy context, I would open up for Dave.

00:01:15.060 He's a level.

00:01:16.140 You know, he's a headliner.

00:01:16.900 I'm not. 1.00

00:01:17.260 So it's like, you fucked me twice. 0.99

00:01:18.800 It's like. 0.99

00:01:21.820 Well, you're stepping down to a comedian who apparently comes from a long line of prolific 0.99

00:01:27.280 masturbators. 0.97

00:01:28.760 Jesus Christ, Tony.

00:01:29.820 Well, I'm just way less successful Dave Smith, essentially.

00:01:35.600 I'm not as handsome.

00:01:36.640 Way more tatted up.

00:01:36.960 I'm not as.

00:01:37.520 Yeah, way more tatted up.

00:01:38.200 Oh, no, no, no.

00:01:38.960 You're definitely.

00:01:40.100 I'm going to go out on a limb here.

00:01:41.500 I think you're more handsome than Dave Smith.

00:01:42.920 I'm going to say that.

00:01:43.820 I really do think that.

00:01:45.100 Well, one. 1.00

00:01:47.260 I love Dave Smith and he's going to watch this and he's going to be like, fuck that Dave 1.00

00:01:50.000 again. 1.00

00:01:51.960 You actually have some meat on your bones.

00:01:53.940 Like, you're not.

00:01:54.500 I mean, not really.

00:01:55.240 I'm 160 pounds.

00:01:57.760 You have, like, 30 pounds on Dave, actually.

00:02:00.360 No.

00:02:02.140 Maybe.

00:02:02.460 I think he was, like, 6'4".

00:02:05.940 Tall people, yeah, tall people usually weigh a lot more than they look.

00:02:09.440 Take it from me.

00:02:10.280 I mean, if you had to guess my weight, you'd probably put me around a 160, 170 range, wouldn't

00:02:14.460 you?

00:02:15.420 Yeah, that's what you look like.

00:02:16.700 But you're also, like, 6'3".

00:02:18.120 Yeah, I'm above 200 at this point.

00:02:20.620 Yeah, I'm above 200.

00:02:21.640 But you're big, though, right?

00:02:22.600 You're 6'3"?

00:02:23.480 I'm 6'2", 6'3", something like that.

00:02:25.440 I'm 6'0".

00:02:26.280 I'm, like, barely 6'0".

00:02:27.440 So, like, 160 on me, I think.

00:02:29.900 But I'm still, like, still.

00:02:30.880 My buddy Neil, who I do my comedy podcast with, he's always, like, dude, you look like

00:02:34.160 a Holocaust victim.

00:02:35.060 Like, what are you doing? 1.00

00:02:35.780 Like, eat fucking food. 1.00

00:02:37.560 I'm, like, okay. 1.00

00:02:38.380 My eyes are sunken in. 1.00

00:02:39.540 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:02:40.120 I look like shit. 1.00

00:02:41.480 Oh, I thought it was because of the nose. 1.00

00:02:45.340 I was going to make a Jewish joke, too, but I'm not going to. 0.73

00:02:48.360 I'm not Jewish. 0.55

00:02:49.660 I know you're not.

00:02:50.780 I know you're not.

00:02:52.200 Well, I was just going to say you have more in common with Dave than we thought.

00:02:55.260 No, I'm a tatted-up non-Jew. 0.99

00:02:57.700 No, it's the big dick that he has in common with Dave. 1.00

00:03:01.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:02.300 It's the ginormous hog. 1.00

00:03:04.860 Top Lofts says Nick's weight is all in his tremendous balls. 1.00

00:03:08.120 Nah. 0.99

00:03:09.040 I don't know about that.

00:03:11.600 Is that how it works?

00:03:12.960 Like, you know, when a chick has, like, huge boobs, that's, like, a huge portion of her 1.00

00:03:16.800 weight. 1.00

00:03:17.100 But what portion of a guy's weight is in his balls? 0.99

00:03:19.300 I don't know. 0.99

00:03:20.320 I don't know. 0.99

00:03:21.100 I'm assuming if you do have heavy balls, your knees probably hurt. 0.98

00:03:24.820 I feel like you have a knee pain. 0.98

00:03:26.900 It's like an ankle almost.

00:03:28.300 Well, the inside of your thighs, because they keep knocking back and forth. 0.99

00:03:30.940 Like, fucking all this. 0.99

00:03:32.040 It's like the bells in Notre Dame. 1.00

00:03:34.240 It's just like, ding, ding, all fucking day. 0.99

00:03:37.060 You have to fucking punch back in there. 1.00

00:03:38.300 Fucking crank it on him. 1.00

00:03:40.520 Newton's cradle between your legs or something. 1.00

00:03:43.160 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:03:43.580 The fucking... 1.00

00:03:44.380 Oh, God. 1.00

00:03:46.740 Wait, physics, Jeff.

00:03:47.740 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:03:48.560 You're a nerd. 0.99

00:03:51.700 Dude, I... 0.99

00:03:52.400 Oh.

00:03:53.700 Sound like you're a mile away.

00:03:55.640 Yeah, Toad, by the way, you do sound really bad.

00:03:58.540 Really?

00:03:58.920 I didn't notice.

00:03:59.840 Just in general, not on this podcast.

00:04:06.500 I'll try to fix that.

00:04:08.060 By the way, we do have also...

00:04:09.280 I only introduced Adam.

00:04:10.500 We also have Nick Ashley, like always, one of the co-hosts that we have here. 0.99

00:04:13.680 And fucking Toad. 0.99

00:04:14.520 That sounds way better, Toad. 1.00

00:04:15.480 We're using the wrong audio? 1.00

00:04:16.340 You could have told me that in pre, you motherfucker. 0.99

00:04:19.420 Yes, that was using the wrong audio. 1.00

00:04:22.300 I didn't...

00:04:24.760 Oh, was it?

00:04:25.460 All right.

00:04:26.640 I meant to unmute, and I stopped my camera, because I thought I was going to sneeze again.

00:04:30.800 But anyway, I was going to say, I didn't think it sounded that bad.

00:04:35.660 That just...

00:04:35.860 Yeah, me either.

00:04:36.420 I thought it was fine.

00:04:37.200 Oh, good.

00:04:37.580 All right.

00:04:37.760 As long as my jokes went through.

00:04:38.980 Oh, no.

00:04:40.660 They didn't go through.

00:04:41.500 Like, I mean, we heard them, but...

00:04:43.220 Don't make them repeat them.

00:04:46.180 I mean, they bombed.

00:04:47.360 We all heard it.

00:04:48.100 But you said them.

00:04:51.340 Those crickets are just outside.

00:04:53.200 Dude, that's the worst.

00:04:54.700 Bombing, especially on a podcast, and especially if you're with other comics, and they're going

00:04:58.240 to make you sit in that. 0.99

00:04:59.700 Like, especially on my fucking show. 1.00

00:05:00.820 Like, well, one of us would bomb. 1.00

00:05:01.960 I'm like, no, what'd you say?

00:05:03.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:03.360 I love that Opie and Anthony would do that shit all the time. 1.00

00:05:07.760 There would be... 1.00

00:05:08.140 Somebody would say something that would just land flat on its face, and then everybody would

00:05:11.520 just shut up and not say a word. 0.90

00:05:13.320 And be like, what was that? 1.00

00:05:14.680 I love that shit. 1.00

00:05:15.780 You have to. 1.00

00:05:16.400 It's so funny to call...

00:05:17.700 Because it's...

00:05:18.700 Like, that's like hack comedy. 1.00

00:05:20.680 If you listen to, like, shit, like, podcasts, like, shit radio shows, it's like... 1.00

00:05:25.180 Zoom crew. 1.00

00:05:26.260 Yeah, someone will throw out a joke of a bomb.

00:05:27.900 Like, oh, that was so funny. 0.96

00:05:28.940 It's like, dude, hang yourself, right?

00:05:29.960 But, like, with us, it's like, it's like so-and-so baseball bat, and you're like, dude, you should 1.00

00:05:34.720 fucking quit comedy. 0.96

00:05:36.260 Like, why was that joke? 0.99

00:05:39.780 You just start ragging on it for, like, five minutes. 0.99

00:05:42.080 It's like, it's the best materials when somebody just says something stupid that doesn't land. 1.00

00:05:46.180 It's great. 0.99

00:05:46.940 And we have...

00:05:47.400 Our producer's a comic, but he's also, like, he's, like, a young comic.

00:05:50.060 Like, Neil and I have been doing comedy for, like, eight, nine years, so combined, you

00:05:53.260 know, it's, like, 18 years. 0.97

00:05:54.540 But, like, we're not great, but, like, we're fucking... 0.97

00:05:56.460 We're, you know, we're fucking features, right? 0.92

00:05:58.420 We're feature acts. 0.96

00:05:58.960 We're not headliners.

00:05:59.560 Yeah.

00:05:59.960 So, we've been doing comedy a bit, and Jesse, he's, like, an open mic-er, still trying to

00:06:03.300 get booked on new shows and stuff, so, like, he bombs all the time, and we're like, yes! 0.96

00:06:08.500 He just tees them up, and we're like, fucking boom! 0.95

00:06:10.800 Thank you! 0.98

00:06:12.260 This is basically what Tony Hinchcliffe made his, like, whole podcast out of, is just 1.00

00:06:17.400 people going up there and bombing, and then you just roast the shit out of them for fucking 0.99

00:06:21.500 10 minutes. 1.00

00:06:22.220 Is that what Kill Tony is?

00:06:23.240 Oh, you never watched Kill Tony?

00:06:24.820 I was on Kill Tony.

00:06:27.040 I was going to ask if you're on Kill Tony.

00:06:29.040 So, okay, by the way, you need to send me the episode after, because I watched Kill

00:06:33.460 Tony.

00:06:33.880 I just started watching it.

00:06:34.860 Oh, I have the clip itself of just me.

00:06:37.340 Oh, I'll watch that.

00:06:38.000 Yeah, I'll watch that, and I'll watch the whole podcast.

00:06:39.880 Because I love Kill Tony, so I just started watching it, like, about a month ago, and goddammit,

00:06:45.560 you need to watch it, Nick.

00:06:46.720 I don't know if Toad watched it either, but it's basically, he'll bring up on anybody that

00:06:50.860 wants, they'll put a name in a hat, and then he just pulls it out, and you get a minute

00:06:54.000 to just do stand-up comedy.

00:06:55.380 Which is not a long time ago.

00:06:56.420 That's not a long time at all.

00:06:58.620 You got a tight five at least.

00:07:00.360 Come on.

00:07:01.440 Oh, but it's also really bad, because a lot of people are just like-

00:07:04.000 Why are you blue now? 0.96

00:07:05.780 My screen went fucking off. 0.99

00:07:07.680 It was going off. 0.99

00:07:08.400 Dude, don't make fun of Cole's depression, all right?

00:07:10.180 But basically, so you do, like, your minute, and then either you do good, and, like, Tony,

00:07:17.680 I mean, Tony Hinchcliffe is just, he already roasts people to death.

00:07:20.880 If you do bad, he absolutely destroys you, and it is so funny just hearing these people

00:07:25.980 bomb, and it's also, like, some people are actually really good at it, but how did it

00:07:30.320 go for you, Adam?

00:07:31.080 Oh, good.

00:07:31.780 Well, yeah, because at the time I did it, I was doing comedy for, like, six years, so

00:07:36.560 I was, like, in and off to, like, I could not bomb for a minute, like, you know, and

00:07:41.160 actually, Neil and I both did it.

00:07:43.380 We both, same day, same exact show.

00:07:44.960 I went up, and then, like, two comments later, he went up, so we both did it, pretty much

00:07:48.540 back-to-back, and we both did really well, and Tony liked both of us, but-

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00:08:04.880 Hashtag make a play.

00:08:07.560 It was a fun experience.

00:08:08.800 It got me, it got us a little exposure for the podcast and stuff like that.

00:08:11.240 Oh, yeah.

00:08:11.840 But, yeah, it was, like, this was, like, two years ago, going back now, but I would do it

00:08:15.480 again, for sure. 0.93

00:08:16.280 I just, dude, I would just do a new minute joke, and fucking, I know it would do well, 0.96

00:08:20.940 but I think he's just doing it, like, in Austin now. 0.96

00:08:23.240 He's not traveling, so.

00:08:24.320 Yeah, I think it's just in Austin.

00:08:25.440 Yeah.

00:08:25.760 Which, I mean, it's crazy just how, I've, like, been on there, and I've been listening,

00:08:30.860 and I've heard some, like, some comics just do hilarious stuff, and they'll be like,

00:08:34.940 like, how long are they doing comedy?

00:08:36.040 Oh, I just started, like, a month ago.

00:08:37.540 And they literally just had one of, like, the funniest lines I've ever, like, one of

00:08:40.640 the funniest lines I've heard.

00:08:41.400 I'm laughing my ass off.

00:08:42.320 Yeah, but the problem is, like, if you told that same comic, like, go do 10 minutes.

00:08:45.660 He'd be like, oh, yeah, they had, yeah.

00:08:47.400 Yeah, you know, I'm used to doing fucking 20-minute sets, you know, by now. 0.56

00:08:52.720 It's like, so, like, even if you ask me to do five, I have a hard time doing five minutes, 0.95

00:08:56.060 because I'm like.

00:08:56.540 Because you've got to get it, it's, you've got to, like, I guess, filter it down to, like,

00:09:00.900 a funny five minutes, and, like, if you're telling a story that lasts three minutes.

00:09:04.480 Exactly.

00:09:04.820 And then, like, I mean, it's really hard.

00:09:06.720 I mean, it's a weird thing. 0.94

00:09:08.840 I've always thought about doing stand-up, and I'm like, I'm not funny enough to fucking do it. 0.66

00:09:12.340 I'm not going to go do that, or I'd be way too. 0.76

00:09:14.380 Dude, I tell everybody to just go try, like, go try, like, what's the worst that can happen?

00:09:18.800 You just, like, first of all, no one's good for, like, the first year, like, the first,

00:09:21.780 like, five years, you're really not good. 1.00

00:09:23.440 Like, it's true, like, you suck. 0.98

00:09:25.260 Like, the first, the first year, like, people will do, like, one-off mic and do well, 0.99

00:09:28.960 because it's, like, that beginner's luck type thing, and you're like, oh, my God, I'm so good at this.

00:09:32.400 And then you just bomb for two years in a row, and you're like, I'm going to kill myself.

00:09:36.000 Like, this is maybe, this isn't for me.

00:09:38.420 And then you start to, you know, get a little better and better and better and better, 0.62

00:09:41.540 and then you get to a point where you're like, oh, I'm not fucking terrible. 0.75

00:09:44.540 And then people start to give you a little bit of money. 1.00

00:09:46.360 You're like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:09:49.060 You know, but it's all, you know, and there's still people who do, or doing it 10 years who still suck. 1.00

00:09:53.660 You know, of course.

00:09:54.140 Dude, that's the worst on the show whenever they're, it'll be like, how long have you been doing comedy?

00:09:57.560 They're like, oh, 10 years.

00:09:58.520 And he's like, oh, God, that is.

00:10:00.720 But those guys aren't, like, doing, like, okay, there's a thing where, like, I'll run to a guy or a girl,

00:10:06.660 and I'm like, oh, I do comedy.

00:10:08.020 I'm like, oh, I've never seen you around before.

00:10:09.020 Like, where do you do comedy?

00:10:09.760 And they're like, oh, I just go, like, once a week to open mics.

00:10:11.680 I'm like, oh, so you're not comedy.

00:10:13.900 You're not a comedy.

00:10:17.120 It's like, did you ever get, I think if you ever got, this is my, whatever.

00:10:22.380 If you ever get paid even one time to do comedy, I think that makes you a comic.

00:10:26.100 No, no, I take that back.

00:10:27.700 Not even true.

00:10:28.220 I think if you just consistently go up on stage and tell jokes into a microphone, that makes you a comic.

00:10:33.520 But if you're just going up, like, once every now and then to open mic, I'm like, come on, man. 0.99

00:10:37.200 Like, you're just fucking around. 0.98

00:10:38.640 It's like someone that does karaoke. 1.00

00:10:39.920 You'd be like, oh, I'm a professional singer.

00:10:41.640 Yeah.

00:10:42.140 I'm a musician.

00:10:43.420 You're telling me I'm not a professional singer or a professional comic now? 0.96

00:10:46.500 What the hell?

00:10:47.700 Sorry, man. 0.95

00:10:48.620 Sorry to burst your bubble.

00:10:51.360 You've done open mics?

00:10:53.980 I was asking Tony, you've done open mics?

00:10:57.520 Yeah.

00:10:57.840 For comedy, I've done it three times, I think, and I've done singing way more.

00:11:02.820 But, yeah.

00:11:04.420 I did a couple of open mics.

00:11:06.020 Oh.

00:11:06.660 No, how did you guys like the comedy ones?

00:11:09.360 I did all right.

00:11:10.180 It was, like, the same three or five minutes, basically.

00:11:14.100 Like, that was it.

00:11:15.260 I have a few jokes.

00:11:16.580 It's more, kind of more of the one-liner variety, which I would kind of imagine a Kill Tony,

00:11:21.300 if you're a one-liner guy, it's going to work better, probably, right?

00:11:25.300 More rapid fire.

00:11:26.260 You get more in.

00:11:28.240 I don't have any of that.

00:11:29.380 So, it's just, like, you guys have time for a ten-minute story.

00:11:34.380 Well, yeah.

00:11:35.340 I mean, it's kind of weird, though, because the one-liner thing, it's like, I think they're

00:11:38.280 clever and I come up with them, but it's not the way that I actually am in real life.

00:11:43.140 Like, I'm better at telling stories and exaggerating.

00:11:46.140 Well, not really exaggerating, but making things sound really crazy, even if they're kind

00:11:49.940 of just mundane.

00:11:50.920 I'm better at the storytelling.

00:11:52.340 So, I don't know.

00:11:54.400 I'm not trying to become a professional.

00:11:56.260 I would really love when that comes out, finally.

00:11:58.700 It's going to be great.

00:12:00.100 It's going to be awesome whenever we get to you all on the podcast to do that.

00:12:03.440 Dude, it's all about embellishing stories that happen to you.

00:12:07.040 Like, you know, that's why I always tell my wife, I'm like, I'm lying.

00:12:10.320 I'm not lying, but it's like, you just, you pick something that happened to you, or this

00:12:15.320 is how I do it, right?

00:12:16.160 And then you're just like, well, that was funny, but I can make this funnier.

00:12:19.900 Right, right. 0.79

00:12:20.380 I'm not lying, but you can find things that make it funny and make it sound ridiculous. 0.94

00:12:24.780 And if you focus on some of those details that are ridiculous. 0.78

00:12:28.600 This is a Burt Kreischer thing.

00:12:30.740 Like, I remember Burt Kreischer was talking about this on one of his podcasts.

00:12:33.340 He was just like, yeah, I embellished.

00:12:35.160 So, like, it's not funny, like, I can have, like, a funny story that happened to me, but

00:12:40.200 like, and like, it'll be funny, like, haha, yeah, that's funny.

00:12:42.680 But like, you can make it so much better just by adding in, like, oh, yeah, and the guy

00:12:47.280 was a Jew or something. 1.00

00:12:48.300 I mean, I don't know, fucking. 1.00

00:12:50.120 Of course you went there, you fuckhead. 1.00

00:12:52.860 And his name was Adolf. 1.00

00:12:56.280 So you could get added.

00:12:58.300 So that's why it's funny that he was picking up pennies that were on the ground there.

00:13:02.980 Gotcha.

00:13:03.380 Well, it's like whenever, like, I remember there's this old Tom Segura, like, joke, like

00:13:08.300 a story about how he goes to Starbucks and he handed the lady a $20 bill and she didn't

00:13:12.400 know what to do with it.

00:13:13.540 And then he was like, he's going to have change.

00:13:15.360 And he said, like, some Persian guy opens up his jacket and has every denomination of

00:13:20.220 money.

00:13:20.860 I have everything.

00:13:21.820 Well, I have a. 1.00

00:13:23.040 Now go and do it, your pussy drink. 1.00

00:13:26.020 I have a bit I do, like, about going to the airport and how I get, you know, like, 1.00

00:13:30.600 searched all the time, like, double searched all the time of the way I look.

00:13:33.020 And, like, it's it's true.

00:13:35.240 But, of course, you know, I'm embellishing the joke parts of it and embellishing, like,

00:13:40.700 what actually happened in the ending of it.

00:13:42.400 Because if I just went there, I'm like, yeah, I went to the airport and I get double searched

00:13:46.040 and it's security and it's really annoying.

00:13:47.700 But then I successfully fly.

00:13:49.820 Wow.

00:13:51.940 You know, it's like that's a boring story.

00:13:55.360 If I go to the air, if I tell the story, if I tell the joke, I'm like, hey, I went to 0.97

00:13:57.860 the airport and then fucking, you know, they start searching me. 1.00

00:14:02.580 I was like, fuck you, pig. 1.00

00:14:03.580 And, like, I did a whole thing. 1.00

00:14:04.460 Like, it's a lot more fun than the truth.

00:14:07.640 It's just how it is.

00:14:09.640 Are you is your comedy kind of more like how Dave and Robbie the fires is where it's

00:14:13.720 like more libertarian based?

00:14:15.140 Or are you just more like, OK, I'm a comic.

00:14:16.840 I do general comedic things.

00:14:18.100 And then I'll have if I'm in front of some libertarian people, I might do some liberty

00:14:21.760 stuff.

00:14:22.300 That's pretty much it.

00:14:23.060 So, like, that airport joke is is the only time I mentioned I'm a libertarian because

00:14:27.060 it matters to the joke.

00:14:28.720 But, like, otherwise, I don't because, like, I'm not I'm not like Dave where I'm not

00:14:33.480 good enough, as we've already established, that I can't do what he does.

00:14:37.300 So I can't like I can't go out there and write like a 20 minute bit about like politics.

00:14:42.560 Maybe I maybe I could.

00:14:43.660 But it's not my thing.

00:14:44.280 You know, I don't like to. 0.99

00:14:45.060 I dislike I have to joke around about that shit here or on my podcast or whatever. 0.98

00:14:49.720 But, like, if I'm going off on stage, I'm like, no, let me joke about my life, like 0.99

00:14:53.080 stories that happen to me, things I observational shit I find funny because that's my wheelhouse. 0.88

00:14:58.620 Right. 0.91

00:14:58.740 Like, I'm not going to be who I'm not.

00:15:00.860 But, yeah, if I'm like I did the Mises event in for the PA convention and like, you 0.94

00:15:05.740 know, I opened I did more crowd work in the beginning, just busting libertarian balls 0.58

00:15:09.820 and stuff like that.

00:15:10.340 You could do that there.

00:15:11.140 You could you could, you know.

00:15:12.380 But, yeah, I'm not going to go into a crowd.

00:15:13.980 And I'm like, like, I was at comics last week in Connecticut in Mohegan Sun.

00:15:17.720 I can't just be like, so libertarians. 0.99

00:15:19.440 I don't know how to be like, fucking tell a joke, you kid. 1.00

00:15:23.200 So the fucking Fed. 1.00

00:15:24.680 How about them assholes? 1.00

00:15:26.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:26.600 You know what's not funny?

00:15:28.140 Inflation.

00:15:28.600 Like, neither are you.

00:15:29.340 I don't know.

00:15:33.800 I just yelled that we should abolish the Fed, like, in the middle of the office last week.

00:15:38.960 I don't know about you.

00:15:41.260 Yeah.

00:15:41.540 People are like, well, that's pretty hardcore, man. 0.99

00:15:43.380 I'm like, yeah, no shit. 0.97

00:15:45.740 Toad's like the movie Falling Down eventually. 1.00

00:15:48.060 He's going to be like fucking Michael Douglas and Falling Down. 0.99

00:15:49.980 He's like, abolish the Fed. 0.99

00:15:51.040 Which I asked Robbie the same thing.

00:15:56.000 How has, in the past year with all the lockdowns and everything, how has comedy been for you?

00:16:01.060 Like, venues, going into stuff?

00:16:02.800 Like, has it been a lot harder?

00:16:04.160 Has it been tough on you?

00:16:06.700 What's going on?

00:16:07.040 Yeah, like, I only did, like, 20-something shows last year.

00:16:09.740 Like, all together.

00:16:10.960 Like, as opposed to, like, doing, like, 10, 15 a month.

00:16:13.160 You know, whatever it is. 0.86

00:16:13.860 But, like, that sucked. 0.98

00:16:16.520 Yeah, it really sucked. 0.87

00:16:17.820 So, yeah, it was a major haul.

00:16:19.420 But, like, the only kind of saving grace was, like, everyone stopped at the same time.

00:16:24.200 Yeah.

00:16:24.600 So, like, it's not like any other comics had a real advantage.

00:16:26.560 Like, yeah, so, like, also you noticed the comics who figured out ways to, like, actually perform during the pandemic were, like, the comics who, like, cared about comedy and are good at comedy.

00:16:35.120 And all the comics who sucked, like, just fell off, kind of.

00:16:37.600 So, that was kind of cool. 0.76

00:16:38.260 So, also, like, the comics who love promoting Zoom comedy shows are bad in comedy.

00:16:47.460 That's just a general.

00:16:49.080 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:16:50.680 I'm just going to say, this is a more, like, leftist take on this.

00:16:53.500 Or it's just, like, you want everybody to be equal, but everybody can just equally fail.

00:16:57.320 So, that's what happened.

00:16:58.540 Oh, yeah.

00:17:00.440 Like, I noticed that trend.

00:17:01.800 Like, all these bad open micers were, like, come to my Zoom show.

00:17:04.900 I'm, like, doing eight Zoom shows this week.

00:17:06.480 I'm, like, because it's not comedy.

00:17:09.020 And, like, I watch you bomb every single time you're sitting on a stage in real comedy. 1.00

00:17:12.420 It's, like, yeah, of course you love Zoom comedy because it's, like, so safe for you, you fucking bitch. 1.00

00:17:17.680 It's, like, the crickets you're hearing just in your room aren't as, like, deafening as the ones you hear on the stage, man. 1.00

00:17:25.120 Man, nobody's going to actually throw shit at you. 0.99

00:17:27.420 And you can cut the feed when you want and be, like, oh, shit, my internet cut out. 0.99

00:17:30.400 I'm sorry, you guys, whenever you're bombing. 0.98

00:17:33.260 Colin Quinn talked about that on Joe Rogan's show. 1.00

00:17:36.020 Colin Quinn, the, you know, old motherfucker. 1.00

00:17:38.880 Oh, gee, yeah. 1.00

00:17:39.880 Yeah, he's talking about how the Zoom shit was just horrible. 0.99

00:17:42.500 Especially, like, an old guy like that, like a really old school guy. 0.99

00:17:45.240 That must have been a really fucked up thing for him to see. 0.97

00:17:48.240 Well, you know what it is? 0.98

00:17:49.100 Like, this is comedy, man.

00:17:50.560 And this is, again, I'm sure other, maybe comics have more time in the game than I do.

00:17:53.840 Be like, no.

00:17:54.460 But, like, this is how I think comedy should be.

00:17:56.360 Comedy should be 150 to 200 people in a dark room, low ceilings, tightly compacted together.

00:18:03.620 That's it.

00:18:04.340 Like, that's the best environment for comedy. 0.99

00:18:06.160 Because, like, all this other shit, like, Zoom shows. 0.99

00:18:08.220 Comedy or blue? 0.99

00:18:09.760 Hey, man, whatever.

00:18:10.720 Whatever flips your boat.

00:18:11.480 You can make it both.

00:18:12.860 You turn into both.

00:18:14.540 You lock the doors, like, Bronx town.

00:18:16.220 Like, now you can't leave. 0.98

00:18:17.140 And then you just fucking do what you want to do. 1.00

00:18:19.260 I'm going to laugh and cum at the same time. 1.00

00:18:20.980 It's going to be awesome. 1.00

00:18:21.600 No, it's just, like, the Zoom shit. 0.88

00:18:24.360 Like, it just removes so much, like, personality from, like, you can't, like. 0.99

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00:18:41.360 Hashtag make a play.

00:18:44.360 There's no ball busting.

00:18:45.320 Like, no one's paying attention, really.

00:18:46.520 Because, like, I could just be like, oh, this comic's on the Zoom thing. 0.98

00:18:48.960 I was, like, on my phone, like, ordering shit from Amazon. 0.97

00:18:51.120 Like, you're not paying attention. 0.99

00:18:52.200 Like, dogs are going off in the background. 1.00

00:18:54.300 Like, it's all about timing and connecting with the fucking audience. 0.99

00:18:57.700 And it's, like, Zoom takes it all away. 0.99

00:19:00.240 Well, now, also, I know the other thing with, like, especially with comics.

00:19:04.660 You go on stage.

00:19:05.680 I don't know if this is how you do it.

00:19:06.740 But I know a lot of other ones I've listened to. 1.00

00:19:08.340 You go on stage to, you know, practice shit. 0.99

00:19:10.260 Did you find yourself, like, during the pandemic only getting 20 shows in that you're, like, okay, my stuff. 0.99

00:19:16.060 I'm not being able to get enough practice on my new material or something like that.

00:19:20.460 Was that a hard for you also? 0.98

00:19:21.980 Yeah, I was just doing, like, old shit all the time. 0.98

00:19:24.880 I'm, like, I don't want to bomb in front of these people. 0.99

00:19:27.240 Like, they're, like, they also have it inside. 0.99

00:19:29.760 Like, they're paying to see us not fuck up. 0.99

00:19:34.040 Yeah. 0.97

00:19:34.520 You know, and, like, I don't want to do that to them.

00:19:37.060 So, like, I would try to squeeze in.

00:19:38.520 Now, we're doing more shows and stuff like that.

00:19:41.120 So, like, I'm doing, I'm trying to squeeze in more new material when I can.

00:19:44.380 But, yeah, I just felt bad at a lot of things.

00:19:46.360 I'm, like, I don't want to be, like, you know.

00:19:48.980 Yeah.

00:19:50.040 Because I know a lot of them, like, they'll go in and they'll be, like, okay, I'm going to bomb.

00:19:53.440 But I have to figure out how to get this joke in, how to time it.

00:19:56.880 Like, what words work with this.

00:19:59.040 And I'm going to bomb, but I have to do it.

00:20:01.320 But, I mean, I guess if you have, like, if people, if you know people are, like, this is the one time this month they're going to be able to actually laugh.

00:20:08.360 Like, it'd be hard to go in there and just be, like, all right, guys, I'm trying new stuff.

00:20:12.320 Just chill out for me a little bit.

00:20:14.580 That's why, like, all those arenas.

00:20:16.060 Like, you know, like, Rogan and Chappelle are doing, like, arenas.

00:20:18.520 Not even, like, stadiums.

00:20:19.860 They're doing, like, arenas now.

00:20:20.980 Like, you're only doing, like, A material. 0.94

00:20:24.160 Because, like, you can't work shit out in an arena, dude. 1.00

00:20:27.380 That's fucking, you know. 1.00

00:20:29.240 It's, like, you in the front and the guy 80 rows deep is, like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:20:33.840 Like, what guy in the front? 0.98

00:20:35.060 I can't even see you.

00:20:35.980 Like, dude, I really want to see a video now of someone bombing an arena and just seeing how bad that is.

00:20:41.960 And I don't think it could ever happen because these guys are usually, the arena guys are, like, you know.

00:20:46.460 That's the thing is, like, even the openers are, like, even their openers are headliners.

00:20:49.580 Like, they'll bring, like, Segura and, like, Andrew Santino to open for them.

00:20:52.660 Like, well, they're headliners in their own right.

00:20:54.040 So it's, like, no one's bombing on those shows. 1.00

00:20:56.660 Like, they're just fucking all killers. 0.98

00:20:58.160 And the thing about that is if you're going, it's one thing if you're going to an arena to see somebody. 1.00

00:21:02.980 Like, I've seen, like, comedy specials where I didn't laugh a bit.

00:21:06.500 But everybody, and I know they edit them and they add in a little bit of laughter. 0.88

00:21:09.500 But I know for a fact that if you go to somebody and they're, like, in an arena, you're fucking there to see that person.

00:21:15.320 It's not like you're going to a comedy club for the weekend because you're going out with your girl or whatever. 0.84

00:21:19.140 And it's, you're, like, a crowd of 150, 200 people.

00:21:21.360 You don't know who, you're not there for the guy.

00:21:22.800 You're just there for the experience.

00:21:23.760 If you're going to an arena to see somebody, you're there for them. 0.99

00:21:26.640 You're going to fucking be ready to laugh. 0.99

00:21:28.600 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:21:29.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:29.580 The pump is primed, so to speak.

00:21:32.180 That's what, like, when, like, a lot of features move over to headliner stuff and, like, they're not selling their own tickets yet.

00:21:38.020 Because that's very hard.

00:21:38.500 Like, it's very hard to sell, like, tickets.

00:21:40.160 Like, people don't get that.

00:21:41.120 Like, it's very hard for people to, like, sell out a room on your own.

00:21:46.040 So what a lot of comedy clubs do is they call it papering the room.

00:21:50.000 And they just essentially give out free tickets to people.

00:21:53.040 Because they know they're going to make it back in the drinks and food.

00:21:55.300 So these people are like, I'll come to a free show. 0.98

00:21:57.460 And they don't give a fuck who's on stage. 1.00

00:21:59.240 So that's why you get all, that's where you get hecklers and shit. 0.99

00:22:01.400 You don't get hecklers, like, usually, like, again, a Tim Dillon show or a Rogan show. 0.98

00:22:05.100 Because, like, they're there to see those people.

00:22:06.980 Like, Dave, even.

00:22:07.980 Like, they're there to see Dave. 0.98

00:22:09.080 Like, no one's there to fucking not see Dave. 0.98

00:22:11.160 So you really get hecklers there. 0.98

00:22:12.900 But, like, where I'm at, you're going to get people to be like, I'm drunk. 0.99

00:22:15.100 Let's fucking go. 0.98

00:22:15.820 Like, what's up? 0.99

00:22:17.380 What's up?

00:22:17.860 Russian stage and brawl.

00:22:20.500 Do you like hecklers? 1.00

00:22:22.520 Or do you, like, because you get, like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:22:24.360 I'm going to be about to absolutely destroy this guy. 1.00

00:22:26.380 I've got to be honest with you, dude.

00:22:27.920 I, in my whole entire comedy career, I've rarely ever, I've never really been heckled.

00:22:33.940 I've had people interrupt my, but not, like, in a, not in a rude way.

00:22:38.060 I've always had people, like, talk.

00:22:39.100 And I was always able to circumnavigate that very easily for an enjoyable experience to everybody.

00:22:43.620 There are some comics who are, like, someone might say something, be like, ha. 0.99

00:22:47.540 And he's like, what the fuck did you say? 0.95

00:22:48.620 And it's like, dude, you got to calm. 0.99

00:22:51.080 Like, the comic has a comedy. 0.98

00:22:52.180 Because this is the fucking fun psychological trick I found out doing comedy. 0.99

00:22:56.440 If someone talks to you during the show, if you immediately attack them, like, with full visceral, like, I'm killing you, the crowd turns on you. 0.99

00:23:06.360 They're like, no, because they don't get, they shouldn't be doing that all the time.

00:23:09.720 You can't nuke at the first casualty.

00:23:11.400 Yes, exactly, exactly.

00:23:13.380 We shouldn't have nukes. 1.00

00:23:15.060 Shut up, we're not doing that right now, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:23:17.760 Oh, damn it. 1.00

00:23:19.240 So, like, so, like, these guys will fucking be like, like, whoa, what the fuck was that, man? 0.99

00:23:24.900 And so, if you come out and be like, oh, yeah, and just talk to them, and be like, but, you know, you can't really talk. 0.99

00:23:30.780 And then, and then be like, okay.

00:23:31.960 And you get the crowd on your side. 0.99

00:23:33.220 And then if they fucking do it, like, again, you could be like, hey, man, and then crush them. 1.00

00:23:38.020 And the crowd's like, fuck you. 1.00

00:23:39.340 Because then they're on your side now. 1.00

00:23:40.960 Because you got, because you get, because they're like, hey, he gave you a chance, and you didn't take it.

00:23:45.380 And then you could get everyone.

00:23:46.460 It's wild how that works.

00:23:47.460 I have a buddy, Dan, I'm throwing him under the bus, Dan Clark, who, he's a comic friend of mine.

00:23:51.940 And he is like, he will, he's not good with that.

00:23:55.400 Like, he'll yell right away. 0.99

00:23:56.480 I'm like, Dan, calm the fuck down. 0.96

00:23:57.940 Because he's a great comic, but, like, he will just yell right away at people. 0.99

00:24:02.440 It's fun to watch on the outside, though.

00:24:04.000 I'll say that.

00:24:05.180 I guess you've got to be cool and, like, make it part of the act, I guess, part of the show.

00:24:09.540 Like, I know there are a bunch of videos of this guy, Steve Hofstetter, doing it.

00:24:12.900 Like, he seems to be the guy that takes down hecklers in the right way, basically.

00:24:18.220 I don't know that much more about it.

00:24:19.400 I think I actually saw him when I was in college.

00:24:21.760 I saw a live show of his.

00:24:23.060 But he seems to be the guy who does that. 0.99

00:24:24.860 Yeah, he's a douchebag. 0.99

00:24:26.280 But, uh... 0.99

00:24:26.600 Well, yeah. 1.00

00:24:27.380 He's a douchebag. 1.00

00:24:27.860 His politics suck, I'm pretty sure. 1.00

00:24:29.960 Yeah, he's a douchebag. 1.00

00:24:30.900 But, yeah, he's good at comedy. 0.99

00:24:32.200 I'm not shitting on his comedy.

00:24:33.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:34.600 Shit on him as a person. 1.00

00:24:36.080 Yeah, he's an asshole. 1.00

00:24:38.140 But, Mo, you want to talk about the comedy? 1.00

00:24:40.080 Dude, guys like Dave and Robbie and me and shit, like Lou Perez. 0.99

00:24:43.160 Dude, we're fucking Chrissy Mayer. 0.99

00:24:45.380 We're fucking pariahs in comedy. 1.00

00:24:47.540 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:24:47.940 I believe it.

00:24:49.380 Because we're... 0.99

00:24:50.140 And I'm not as famous as fucking Dave or Chrissy or anybody. 0.98

00:24:52.600 But, like, they get a tenfold. 0.99

00:24:54.820 But, like, I get shit from even fellow comics who, like, don't fuck with me because, like, 1.00

00:24:58.980 oh, I'm a racist or I'm an alt-right Nazi because I fucking am a libertarian. 1.00

00:25:02.240 It's like, you know, it's like... 0.99

00:25:03.480 Because they don't want to hear what you have to say.

00:25:05.520 They don't really want to read anything you offer to give them.

00:25:07.380 They just want to be like, you don't listen to me, so bad.

00:25:10.060 I'm like, whatever, dude. 1.00

00:25:10.780 You suck at comedy. 0.99

00:25:13.240 Dude, you know, it's like, whatever. 1.00

00:25:14.980 It really sucks because, like, I've always listened to comedy.

00:25:17.760 I really love comedy.

00:25:18.660 And just seeing, like, people, like, get really upset at comedy.

00:25:22.620 Like, whenever, like, well, Tony Hinchcliffe, he made the joke.

00:25:25.380 Like, he was making the, what was it?

00:25:27.280 Pang Dang guy. 1.00

00:25:29.360 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:25:30.100 Yeah, and he made, like...

00:25:31.540 He made, like, a...

00:25:33.160 He just hurled the racial slurs at the guy.

00:25:35.580 Yeah, he called him chink.

00:25:36.600 Wait, he was calling him, like, I don't know.

00:25:37.760 We're not talking about Nick Mullins.

00:25:39.120 No, and he was, like, called him Zipperhead or all this guy.

00:25:42.160 I can't remember what he said. 0.96

00:25:43.380 But he was just joking around with them and got fucking... 0.98

00:25:46.420 I mean, got... 0.97

00:25:47.640 Basically, he wasn't allowed to do different comedy.

00:25:49.880 He got kicked out of comedy clubs.

00:25:51.100 He got fired from CAA.

00:25:52.680 Yeah, he got fired from CAA.

00:25:54.400 Like, he had to go through a bunch of different comedy clubs.

00:25:57.660 No, here's the thing with that.

00:25:58.760 It's so out of context because Pang Dang, by the way, who's been on Kill Tony before.

00:26:02.220 He's done...

00:26:02.920 He's opened up for Tony briefly for a little bit here and there.

00:26:05.960 Yeah.

00:26:06.160 He was, like, Pang Dang, if you watch that whole thing, he was doing, like, hack Asian 1.00

00:26:12.600 material.

00:26:13.140 Like, don't... 0.99

00:26:13.860 White people hate Asians. 1.00

00:26:14.940 Like, whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:26:16.460 So, Tony just went up there almost making fun of the crowd, being like, you guys are hacks 1.00

00:26:20.580 for laughing at that, like, shit, pretty much. 0.99

00:26:23.940 It wasn't... 1.00

00:26:24.660 And then, of course... 0.99

00:26:25.440 And then this piece of shit, it was a comic, films him out of context and then puts it 1.00

00:26:30.340 out there out of context. 1.00

00:26:31.200 Like, you don't do that. 1.00

00:26:32.160 Like, fuck that, dude, dude. 1.00

00:26:33.180 He's a piece of shit. 1.00

00:26:35.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:35.460 That's what really sucks. 0.99

00:26:36.000 And the backlash also really sucks. 0.99

00:26:37.980 Like, you're just... 0.99

00:26:39.040 This guy's making jokes.

00:26:40.320 Like, it's literally his job is to make jokes.

00:26:42.740 Even if you don't like the joke, it's still his job.

00:26:45.080 And if somebody laughs, it's funny. 1.00

00:26:47.520 So, fuck off. 1.00

00:26:48.540 If you're trying to, like, cancel him and get him, like, basically deep platform from... 1.00

00:26:53.740 Which is his livelihood. 0.70

00:26:55.180 It's really a shitty thing.

00:26:56.280 Same thing happened with Shane Gillis, you know? 0.99

00:26:58.060 Got kicked out for fucking Saturday Night Live. 0.98

00:27:00.160 Yeah, I know that whole crew. 0.99

00:27:01.420 But, like...

00:27:01.940 So, the guy...

00:27:02.720 Seth Simons is one of the...

00:27:04.720 Yeah, we all know Seth Simons.

00:27:06.380 Exactly.

00:27:06.780 He's one of the guys.

00:27:07.680 But the other people that help take down Shane is Goo Goo Comedy Theater here in Philadelphia. 0.99

00:27:13.000 And they're, like, a fucking alt-left, like, fucking, you know, comedy venue where it's, like... 0.99

00:27:18.940 But they only hire white people, you know, those people in the comics. 1.00

00:27:23.640 Did you ask them their favorite rap album?

00:27:26.340 Yeah, it's, like, Eminem. 0.99

00:27:29.880 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:27:32.340 Dude, they're the... 1.00

00:27:33.240 And here's the funny thing.

00:27:34.520 They got sued from a comic friend of mine for not paying comics.

00:27:38.880 It's always those people. 0.99

00:27:39.980 Like, you know, who are, like, the most lefty, liberal people in the world are always, you know, the most racist and the most fucking not paying people. 1.00

00:27:46.760 Always them. 0.98

00:27:47.280 And even though my buddy Neil and I, we run a monthly show out in Chalfampie, right by Philly, a monthly show.

00:27:53.420 And we pay all of our comics.

00:27:54.580 And we hire everybody who's funny.

00:27:55.920 Like, oh, look how that works.

00:27:57.360 Like, you know, it's not about, like... 0.99

00:27:59.240 Like, we'll get shit on sometimes. 0.99

00:28:01.120 Like, we had an all-male show last month, even though half the show was black. 1.00

00:28:05.740 That wasn't good enough because it was all dudes. 0.98

00:28:09.540 Statistically, one of those black guys had to be gay, though, right? 0.99

00:28:13.000 No. 0.99

00:28:13.400 All straight black guys. 0.97

00:28:14.920 No, prison is the actual... 0.99

00:28:16.600 Well, by default, in prison, I think they're pretty much all gay, right? 1.00

00:28:20.960 I don't know how it works.

00:28:22.100 I've never been to believe they're not.

00:28:24.440 They didn't try anything on you while you were there?

00:28:27.260 No, negative.

00:28:28.240 I've not.

00:28:29.880 Like, oh, this 160-pound white boy. 0.73

00:28:32.580 Let's go.

00:28:33.800 I know I look like I've been to prison.

00:28:35.240 That's fair.

00:28:35.720 But I have not.

00:28:36.300 You look like something has happened to you in prison.

00:28:40.840 What?

00:28:41.240 Jesus, Toad. 1.00

00:28:42.080 Get up his ass. 1.00

00:28:45.680 You've been to prison, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:28:47.420 I know. 1.00

00:28:47.780 Like, I'm sorry I haven't been raped for you. 0.97

00:28:51.920 It's disappointing. 0.99

00:28:53.080 Disappointing.

00:28:53.760 It's like that meme.

00:28:54.520 Be a lot cooler if you did.

00:28:55.800 I don't know where that's from, but I've seen the picture. 0.99

00:29:00.660 It's like, damn Toad, sorry I didn't get molested as a child either. 0.99

00:29:03.100 Like, what else? 0.99

00:29:04.260 My parents didn't beat me.

00:29:05.400 I'm sorry.

00:29:05.980 Like, I'm sorry.

00:29:06.580 I'm not funny here.

00:29:07.060 If anyone says something in common with me, but chill out.

00:29:10.520 Stop making fun of my pain.

00:29:14.840 But, yeah, dude, it's so terrible.

00:29:18.260 Like, I feel so bad just for anyone, especially small comics.

00:29:22.340 Like, if you go out there and, like, you really don't have a big following and you get canceled,

00:29:25.900 and then basically you don't have, like, a Tony Hinchcliffe or, like, Shane Gillis when they get canceled or something,

00:29:32.880 they still have a ton of friends.

00:29:34.040 And they're already basically good, like, they're good comics.

00:29:39.220 They're already established.

00:29:40.960 But, like, anybody that – the ones you don't hear about, like, there's probably a bunch of them that are really funny,

00:29:46.320 make a racist joke, and now their career's done.

00:29:48.500 Like, they're not going to get into their local – 0.99

00:29:49.820 Yeah, like fucking Michael Richards, dude. 0.98

00:29:50.980 He just said the N word a bunch of times, and now his comedy career is over. 1.00

00:29:54.380 What the fuck? 1.00

00:29:55.200 All he did was violently yell into a man's face and yell slurs at him. 1.00

00:30:00.180 I mean, I don't know.

00:30:01.380 He still has a career, but it's just all oriented on that.

00:30:04.600 Like, he was on career enthusiasm after that, but it was all, like, you're the guy who said the N word now.

00:30:08.920 Yeah.

00:30:09.160 Really?

00:30:09.780 And it had to be because Seinfeld was attached to it.

00:30:11.700 Like, that's it.

00:30:12.280 Like, it's just – yeah.

00:30:13.220 Yeah, that's his life pretty much.

00:30:15.620 But, no, like, even Neil and I, like, we got two other comics.

00:30:22.600 I hope you guys out there can hear my air quotes and my voice. 0.99

00:30:26.640 They came after me one time for – and this is how detached these fucking losers are. 0.99

00:30:32.800 We're not famous. 0.99

00:30:34.840 We can't get fired from anything.

00:30:37.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:30:39.240 We were making jokes about – so here's the thing.

00:30:42.320 We were talking about Anne Frank, but we weren't making Anne Frank jokes.

00:30:45.700 The jokes were, like, what happens if she survives, and then, like, she became, like, a young adult author?

00:30:50.800 Like, what would she write about? 0.99

00:30:52.560 And we started making, like – no, we were talking about, like, werewolves and shit. 0.99

00:30:56.280 Like, just goofy shit like that. 1.00

00:30:57.640 Like, you know, like, dumb teenage shit. 1.00

00:30:59.560 Twilight. 1.00

00:31:00.540 Yeah, like, just go – dude, nonsense.

00:31:02.380 And then someone cut the clip or copied my hour clip and, like, put it out and then called me, like, a MAGA Trump supporter.

00:31:12.260 And then this other – the other female comic who jumped on board was, like, you know – but this is how detached they are. 1.00

00:31:18.420 And they don't watch anything.

00:31:19.800 They didn't watch – because she didn't even watch the clip. 0.60

00:31:21.940 She just saw it get posted.

00:31:23.760 Then she DMed Neil, who I do the podcast with, my buddy Neil Wood.

00:31:29.140 We own a company together.

00:31:30.720 And she's, like, did you see what Adam said on your network?

00:31:33.860 He's, like, yeah.

00:31:35.400 I was the other guy on it.

00:31:40.020 And she's, like, are you going to continue to work with him?

00:31:42.060 And he's, like, okay, we're done here.

00:31:43.480 And, like – and so what we did was, like, just ignore it. 0.99

00:31:48.980 And then we just got a bunch of DMs from other comics being, like, yo, that shit was hilarious. 0.95

00:31:52.680 Like, you know, keep up the good work. 0.96

00:31:54.600 And then nothing happened because if you don't give them power, nothing happens.

00:31:58.680 Yeah, I think that's where a lot of people go wrong is they'll –

00:32:00.940 I think apologizing and, like, backing down, it's either double down, ignore it, or apologize.

00:32:06.060 And I think that apologizing is the worst of those options.

00:32:09.580 If you're not wrong, why the hell would you apologize?

00:32:12.380 I legitimately didn't know, Nick.

00:32:13.920 I'm sorry to cut you off. 0.97

00:32:14.820 Like, I legitimately didn't know, like, I was getting shit on from that whole circle because I don't care. 0.93

00:32:21.540 Exactly. 0.99

00:32:22.100 Like, other comic friends of mine were, like, you're getting fucking roasted. 1.00

00:32:25.100 I go, I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:32:27.100 Like, this is what you have to understand for other creators out there who are, like, us. 0.99

00:32:31.940 Like, these people are never going to come and pay to see your show.

00:32:36.260 They're never going to download your podcast.

00:32:37.980 They're never going to support you.

00:32:39.620 Why do you care what they say?

00:32:41.920 They are there to only make noise.

00:32:44.240 They were never your fans to begin with.

00:32:46.300 Like, your fans were always your fans. 1.00

00:32:48.000 Fuck these people. 1.00

00:32:48.760 Let them burn in the fucking sun by themselves. 1.00

00:32:50.560 Who cares? 1.00

00:32:51.060 Yeah, people that like the folks that are doing this kind of shit would never like you too. 0.98

00:32:55.000 Like, their audience would never be your audience. 0.97

00:32:57.060 And it's just okay.

00:32:57.680 Who cares?

00:32:58.100 Well, the guys that go after us do watch us.

00:33:01.680 The guys that go after us do watch us. 0.98

00:33:04.040 Well, that's because we're cunts. 0.98

00:33:06.060 I was actually, so I had dinner with Clint from Liberty Locked Pod tonight. 0.93

00:33:12.660 And we were talking about it.

00:33:15.080 And basically, we were talking about, is it better, like, I can't remember exactly how he said it.

00:33:21.520 But he said, it's better to be, like, notorious than it is just to be nothing.

00:33:24.940 And so, like, it's basically what we did. 1.00

00:33:26.620 Like, we just said, like, crazy shit. 0.99

00:33:28.700 And then people are just like, oh, that's them. 1.00

00:33:30.440 And, like, better than, like, being just milquetoast.

00:33:33.340 And, like, who's going to listen to you?

00:33:34.300 Like, and these people, like, then they, people that are milquetoast, they, to get ahead, they have to attack the ones that, like, are doing more edgier stuff.

00:33:43.380 Like, I'm going to get them down so that I look better.

00:33:46.580 Well, dude, that, yeah, that's, like, the whole thing with, like, even in our own party, right? 1.00

00:33:50.520 It's, like, all these fucking losers. 1.00

00:33:52.680 I like Claire's comment. 1.00

00:33:53.640 I thought I had dinner, but Clint from Liberty locked down.

00:34:03.000 Yeah, that was, like, dinner tasted like banana protein shake.

00:34:07.260 It was weird. 1.00

00:34:07.940 God damn. 1.00

00:34:09.600 Oh, I was going to ask if Clint's dinner was Cole's ass. 1.00

00:34:12.540 So, that's where I was going to go with it. 1.00

00:34:14.400 He's a great ass eater, I'm going to tell you that. 0.99

00:34:17.220 It was good. 1.00

00:34:18.900 It was great.

00:34:20.080 It was a tossed salad for dinner for you.

00:34:21.980 It was basically a Slurp Gang podcast, because I was slurping it up real good down there.

00:34:26.840 Jesus.

00:34:30.300 I just assumed that's where I got that name from, by the way.

00:34:32.660 I don't even know.

00:34:34.340 I don't even know when I'm part, or semi-part of the show.

00:34:37.820 Oh, yeah, that's right.

00:34:38.660 I know who came up with the name of, like, the crew, but I don't know how it originated or any of that.

00:34:45.180 Nick, you're basically a part of every show, including Fakerterians. 1.00

00:34:47.760 You're literally, like, a part of – you're basically a co-host of Fakerterians by now.

00:34:52.480 Well, me and Josh are responsible for probably the majority of their listenership right now.

00:34:58.640 By the way, Adam, were you watching that live, or did you –

00:35:01.160 No, I caught a little bit of it.

00:35:04.300 But, no, I had Nick on my podcast. 0.99

00:35:06.400 It's coming out this Thursday, actually, so go check that shit out, everybody. 0.99

00:35:08.980 Oh, cool. 0.99

00:35:09.420 It's Thursday?

00:35:10.000 Nice.

00:35:10.220 Yeah, this Thursday.

00:35:10.760 Go download the Porcupine, youtube.com slash Adam Mutter.

00:35:14.380 Yay.

00:35:15.120 I also put stand-up.

00:35:16.100 I'm actually dropping a new stand-up clip from my show last week.

00:35:19.040 So, yeah, to go – when that comes, it's going to be fun.

00:35:22.080 But, yeah, Nick and I talked about it a little bit. 0.86

00:35:23.580 I said it was funny how you played Hell's Bells and got them fucking – he's like, 0.97

00:35:26.720 I didn't do it on purpose. 0.98

00:35:27.360 I was like, sure.

00:35:27.880 Hell's Bells?

00:35:28.560 Stop.

00:35:30.440 Wait, what?

00:35:31.240 It was Metallica.

00:35:32.160 It wasn't Hell's Bells.

00:35:32.900 Whatever.

00:35:33.220 I'm sorry, Nick.

00:35:34.360 No, whatever.

00:35:35.380 It wasn't ACG.

00:35:36.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:36.340 I'm sorry.

00:35:36.920 I'm sorry.

00:35:39.280 Hell's Bells might have been more badass. 0.63

00:35:41.020 I don't know.

00:35:41.360 No, because it doesn't start like I wanted.

00:35:44.460 You know what I mean?

00:35:45.340 Like, For Home the Bell Tolls starts off bang.

00:35:49.040 You know what I mean?

00:35:50.040 No, I mean like after the bells – Hell's Bells has a buildup to the –

00:35:54.200 That's true.

00:35:54.900 It does.

00:35:55.480 Crescendo.

00:35:56.520 For Home the Bell Tolls just kind of starts and that's it.

00:35:58.600 That's what I wanted.

00:35:59.700 It's just – yeah, it's just thrashing right away pretty much.

00:36:02.840 Yeah.

00:36:03.120 Do you think they watch this show?

00:36:04.760 No, because there are never any dislikes on the episode, so probably not.

00:36:10.600 Do they watch this show?

00:36:11.680 Oh, that's true.

00:36:11.960 Do they watch this show?

00:36:12.820 Yes, because if you saw my tweet, I tweeted out the Spotify demographics.

00:36:17.240 That's not even the YouTube stuff where the majority of our views are, but just the Spotify.

00:36:21.000 After I put it up, we had I think 3% in the gender breakdown was non-binary, so the fake-retarians are definitely listening. 1.00

00:36:28.240 That's so great. 0.99

00:36:33.060 How do they have the strength to move the mouse to even listen to this fucking podcast? 0.98

00:36:37.040 I don't know, but they definitely actually did though, right? 0.98

00:36:40.040 Because they took clips of – 0.97

00:36:41.880 Archie took clips of – and never gave us fucking cred. 0.97

00:36:45.880 They never gave us credit. 0.97

00:36:47.120 Right.

00:36:47.600 They used clips of Nick on this show when he was on their show.

00:36:52.340 Those clips were from this show.

00:36:53.480 One of the Mises guys in PA just got asked to go on there and defend something, and we were like, hey, don't. 0.94

00:37:01.600 Don't even give them the views.

00:37:03.100 Don't even give them the views.

00:37:03.900 The only way to do it – and since I think – I think since I did this, there's no reason for anybody else to do it at this point. 0.94

00:37:09.420 But the only way to do it if you're going into that kind of shit and you're not like one of their people, just do what I did. 0.99

00:37:16.840 Not exactly – but just make a fool of yourself. 1.00

00:37:19.880 Make a fool of them. 0.99

00:37:20.900 It is not a debate. 0.99

00:37:22.220 Do not go on to debate.

00:37:24.220 Don't go – don't do what Jeremy did.

00:37:26.480 Love Jeremy. 1.00

00:37:27.620 Fucking based as hell. 0.98

00:37:28.820 He's been actually coming out real hard against Spike Cohen, if you guys have seen this. 0.99

00:37:33.000 It's hilarious.

00:37:34.100 You know what was funny about that whole Twitter trend? 1.00

00:37:36.180 Spike was just trying to be cool and answer genuinely, and he's like, suck my dick. 1.00

00:37:39.860 And I was like, all right. 1.00

00:37:42.260 Immediately, I was like, oh, no.

00:37:44.120 Part two.

00:37:44.840 I mean, Spike just – it wasn't even on topic because they were arguing about something completely different.

00:37:51.380 And then Spike threw in that comment.

00:37:53.340 I don't know. 1.00

00:37:53.700 I think Jeremy was just like, fuck you. 1.00

00:37:55.220 Suck my dick. 1.00

00:37:55.820 Yeah, pretty much. 1.00

00:37:56.680 Jeremy did the right thing.

00:37:57.760 No, it was very funny.

00:37:59.240 It was very funny.

00:37:59.740 But in fairness to Spike, I will say – and I've got this information from a few different people.

00:38:04.820 The person who was running Spike's Twitter account – and then I'm not sure if it was the same person who was running Joe Jorgensen's Twitter account, but they both had social media people. 0.96

00:38:13.160 But the person who was running Spike's Twitter account was like a green-haired fucking college feminist weirdo art hoe type of girl. 1.00

00:38:20.100 So that's why – 0.99

00:38:21.080 It was Anarcho Mom, Caitlin Cloven.

00:38:23.200 Is that who it is?

00:38:23.720 I said green hair, not blonde.

00:38:27.920 Sometimes it's green.

00:38:29.020 I don't know.

00:38:29.220 Oh, maybe. 0.99

00:38:30.420 Don't bring up anybody on the – don't say names like that on the fucking show, dude. 0.97

00:38:34.280 Not unless they're – 0.99

00:38:35.720 Don't punch – that's punching down.

00:38:38.780 Not a thing.

00:38:39.400 I don't believe in punching down.

00:38:40.060 I know.

00:38:40.480 I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:38:41.420 White women are useless. 1.00

00:38:42.460 I punch down every time I have sex. 1.00

00:38:46.080 Well, that's how you fuck men. 1.00

00:38:48.020 That's how you fuck men. 1.00

00:38:48.040 That's how you punch down. 1.00

00:38:48.740 Exactly.

00:38:49.500 You never have –

00:38:50.300 You're just as tall as your wife. 0.69

00:38:52.960 Your wife is just as tall as you. 1.00

00:38:54.240 Don't lie to us.

00:38:55.300 Oh, you're short?

00:38:56.240 I don't know. 0.99

00:38:56.720 See, this is why Zoom's fucking deceiving. 0.98

00:39:00.300 You look tall. 0.98

00:39:01.540 I'm 5'8".

00:39:02.480 Like, I'm not that tall. 1.00

00:39:02.900 Oh, you fucking short bitch. 1.00

00:39:05.620 I'm literally so – 1.00

00:39:06.860 It's funny because I'm – 0.95

00:39:08.020 The depth of field on this camera is fucking weird. 1.00

00:39:10.680 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:39:11.580 No, but Nick also – 1.00

00:39:13.620 Nick looks taller than he is, actually.

00:39:15.400 Nick looks taller than 6'2", 6'3".

00:39:17.000 Nick looks like 6'6".

00:39:18.000 It's the camera, dude. 0.99

00:39:18.960 I swear to God, the camera adds 60% to my fucking nose, too, 0.99

00:39:22.320 because I'm not this – 0.98

00:39:23.060 My nose ain't this big, I swear.

00:39:24.380 I actually thought Nick was shorter based on seeing him on TV.

00:39:27.220 Oh, really?

00:39:27.600 Everybody thought I was short.

00:39:29.800 I asked on Twitter one time.

00:39:31.740 I was like, how tall –

00:39:32.500 And this was whenever I didn't have that many followers,

00:39:34.520 but I was like, how tall do you think I am?

00:39:36.200 Everyone was like, probably about 5'8".

00:39:38.580 Like, why?

00:39:39.680 What about me says Manlet? 1.00

00:39:42.220 What the fuck? 1.00

00:39:43.000 Dude, I know. 1.00

00:39:43.860 Again, fucking my buddy Neil, he's 6'5", 0.99

00:39:45.900 so we're together a lot. 0.99

00:39:47.220 We do a lot of shows together.

00:39:47.980 And I look short, and it bums me out physically.

00:39:51.980 I get anger in my chest. 1.00

00:39:53.880 I'm like, this is bullshit. 0.99

00:39:54.840 I'm 6'0". 0.99

00:39:55.540 I shouldn't look short.

00:39:57.260 I'm like, this isn't fair.

00:39:58.600 I'm taller than most dudes.

00:40:02.480 Even though Fat Dave is 5'8", or whatever,

00:40:05.080 he's – out of the four main hosts of the show,

00:40:07.320 he's the second tallest, so.

00:40:09.200 That's true.

00:40:11.460 And I'm the tallest by a long shot, too.

00:40:15.180 Mm-hmm.

00:40:15.500 Toad, where are you?

00:40:17.620 5'6". 0.74

00:40:18.420 Jesus Christ.

00:40:20.200 I'm still talking to Jose.

00:40:23.180 I think he's 5'5". 1.00

00:40:24.400 The dude – but he's built like a fucking Mack truck. 0.99

00:40:27.300 Like, he's like 5'5", but he's as wide as the screen. 0.99

00:40:30.760 He's 5'5", and he's 5'5", wide, too. 0.99

00:40:32.620 That sucker is jacked. 1.00

00:40:34.260 It's fucking like – 1.00

00:40:34.940 Yeah, he's 5'5", 200 pounds or some shit. 1.00

00:40:38.820 210. 0.98

00:40:39.380 He weighs as much as me, but he's 5'5".

00:40:41.400 He's like a foot shorter than me. 1.00

00:40:43.780 He's a fucking unit for sure. 1.00

00:40:45.500 He don't give us shit. 1.00

00:40:46.920 He can throw me around, man. 0.99

00:40:48.720 I mean, I'm like 160.

00:40:50.220 He could probably toss me.

00:40:52.200 Yeah.

00:40:52.420 This is so funny.

00:40:53.180 We were talking about how far could we toss Toad

00:40:56.800 if we really wanted to just like a midget toss, 0.99

00:41:00.060 just come in and just fucking – 1.00

00:41:01.420 Well, I – 0.99

00:41:03.420 yeah, I mean, I'm 160, but I'm short,

00:41:06.240 and like all my weight is kind of in the center,

00:41:08.120 so like it's not easy.

00:41:10.240 It's actually not easy to knock me over,

00:41:12.040 but I'm like kind of spherical,

00:41:13.980 so you could probably throw me like a medicine ball or something.

00:41:16.280 Dude, Toad's like a pangolin holding like a bowling ball.

00:41:19.820 That's what he weighs.

00:41:21.000 It's like a center of gravity.

00:41:22.500 It's just tight.

00:41:24.300 It was funny, but you're talking about it,

00:41:26.040 because on Kill Tony, I think the last episode,

00:41:28.220 they had like –

00:41:28.780 the big guy came up there, and he was doing his jokes,

00:41:31.000 and afterwards they had a midget come on, 0.99

00:41:32.900 and they're like,

00:41:33.320 how many times can you lift the midget? 0.67

00:41:35.660 And so he took them up, 0.99

00:41:36.620 and he was like fucking pressing the midget above his head. 0.99

00:41:40.840 Dude, you know what's a weird – 0.99

00:41:42.260 for me anyway, when –

00:41:43.780 I don't know what you're supposed to call them,

00:41:45.600 little people,

00:41:46.140 but like don't call us midgets.

00:41:46.880 I'm like, I'll call you where I want it.

00:41:48.020 Like, you know what you're going to do about it?

00:41:49.300 What are you going to do? 0.98

00:41:50.400 Punch me in the knee? 1.00

00:41:51.560 You fucking – 1.00

00:41:52.580 Like even – 1.00

00:41:53.380 by the way,

00:41:53.720 even if I didn't have an MMA background, 0.99

00:41:55.740 I'm like I would still just beat the shit out of you. 0.99

00:41:58.100 You guys are from the south. 0.98

00:42:02.140 Do they still do dwarf bowling down there?

00:42:04.220 That used to be a thing where they would take midgets, 1.00

00:42:06.860 where they called them dwarves in this case,

00:42:08.740 and they would use them as bowling balls to not do that stuff?

00:42:12.500 No, that's – 0.87

00:42:13.420 We use fags now. 0.78

00:42:15.500 Oh. 0.92

00:42:15.720 Oh.

00:42:18.560 You in Saudi Arabia right now, Cole?

00:42:21.460 He uses a bundle of sticks tied together. 1.00

00:42:23.740 Yeah, it's literally a faggot. 1.00

00:42:25.260 We literally have a faggot, 1.00

00:42:26.200 and we just start tossing them. 1.00

00:42:27.320 Get your head out of the gutter, all right?

00:42:29.640 I'm literally the most woke person on this show,

00:42:31.940 so don't even like –

00:42:34.100 I have the N-word pass.

00:42:35.260 Hey, Drew.

00:42:36.980 Love you, buddy.

00:42:39.420 When you bowl them,

00:42:40.880 I'm sure we know like where –

00:42:42.320 you know, you stick your fingers before you look at us.

00:42:43.780 I will say, by the way –

00:42:44.520 Hey, I just want to say they never go straight, so. 1.00

00:42:46.940 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:42:49.340 You know, midgets fuck everything. 1.00

00:42:51.120 We know that about them. 1.00

00:42:53.720 Speaking of –

00:42:55.520 No, go ahead.

00:42:55.820 I was going to say, I always love the –

00:42:57.340 there's a joke.

00:42:57.920 I think it's a Thomas Teguro joke also,

00:42:59.440 but it was like every time I hear it,

00:43:00.560 I'd laugh about how whenever they're behind you,

00:43:02.780 you can hear them walking up

00:43:03.560 because they always like have like a mad waddle.

00:43:05.520 And that's how they walk.

00:43:08.560 It gets me every time.

00:43:10.840 He was like –

00:43:11.300 They straight have duck waddle,

00:43:13.900 and I feel bad,

00:43:14.820 but that's like –

00:43:15.420 it looks like a family of ducks

00:43:17.420 just walking together when they –

00:43:18.800 Somebody got a midget because my wife the other day, 1.00

00:43:25.980 we were in the car,

00:43:26.880 and she just ran me out of the blue.

00:43:27.960 She goes,

00:43:28.760 why do all midgets look the same? 0.99

00:43:30.460 And I'm like, okay.

00:43:32.100 I was about to say,

00:43:33.760 like if you –

00:43:34.900 if they're like 90 or 95 percent of people

00:43:37.980 who are considered to be midgets or dwarves 0.97

00:43:39.900 or whatever the fuck the proper term is at this point 0.99

00:43:41.920 have like achondroplasia. 0.97

00:43:44.000 It's like a condition.

00:43:45.600 But the few that don't,

00:43:48.300 like a really, really short person

00:43:49.920 that has normal proportions 0.98

00:43:51.000 is fucking weird to see. 0.99

00:43:52.880 It's almost weirder than a midget. 1.00

00:43:55.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:43:56.740 I just think one is –

00:43:57.980 Yes, yeah.

00:43:58.920 They don't have the weird proportions.

00:44:00.440 They have normal –

00:44:01.260 and I'm one to talk about proportions 0.99

00:44:02.580 with my fucking orangutan arms, 0.99

00:44:04.560 but they don't have the extra long upper body 1.00

00:44:07.560 and the little waddle paddle hands and shit. 1.00

00:44:10.920 And like the weird-sized head that's like – 0.90

00:44:13.560 Yes, they don't have the weird proportions, 0.97

00:44:15.720 but they're that fucking short. 0.90

00:44:17.140 It's very rare, 0.97

00:44:18.380 but occasionally it happens.

00:44:20.360 It's weird.

00:44:21.200 The way I explained it to her,

00:44:23.000 I was like, oh, yeah,

00:44:23.660 it's kind of like how Down's people all look the same. 0.96

00:44:26.080 And she was just like, yeah, that makes sense.

00:44:27.700 Yeah, it's a condition.

00:44:28.740 It's a condition that causes them to look that way.

00:44:31.340 Well, yeah, it's like when I thought Tyrion Lannister

00:44:33.320 was Wee Man from Jackass.

00:44:35.360 Yeah, there's like that fun question

00:44:39.800 that went around a few years ago.

00:44:41.380 Like how many –

00:44:42.120 no, four-year-olds can you beat up?

00:44:45.900 Like all of them.

00:44:46.700 Same with them.

00:44:47.840 All of them.

00:44:48.540 Like I get all of them.

00:44:50.420 I bet they're legit strong though. 0.99

00:44:53.660 I don't give a shit, dude. 1.00

00:44:54.820 I'll fucking kick them in the skull. 1.00

00:44:55.140 I bet that if they got a hold of you, 1.00

00:44:57.560 if they got a hold of you,

00:44:58.780 I bet they wouldn't let go of them.

00:44:59.880 If they get a hold of me,

00:45:00.900 all I have to do is rein elbows

00:45:02.520 without even bending over. 0.96

00:45:03.680 I have to stand upright and hit them. 0.98

00:45:06.240 I have to do his front kicks 0.99

00:45:07.760 and just push them away.

00:45:10.180 Dude, all you have to do is the little kid 1.00

00:45:11.680 like you can't get my ice cream fucking thing. 1.00

00:45:14.660 Like the Heisman. 1.00

00:45:15.900 Do the Heisman.

00:45:17.100 What do you be afraid of

00:45:18.220 is that because their head butt

00:45:20.240 is right at ball level.

00:45:22.160 That's what I would be afraid of.

00:45:23.040 They would just bull rush you

00:45:24.340 and just put that head down. 0.96

00:45:26.260 I mean, and they're just going straight 0.99

00:45:27.340 for those balls. 1.00

00:45:27.960 Yeah, I bet you they have thick skulls 1.00

00:45:29.240 like pit bulls.

00:45:30.220 Oh, I bet they're...

00:45:31.520 Oh, my God.

00:45:32.540 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:45:33.820 Dude, you can beat the fuck out of their head. 1.00

00:45:35.560 I mean, they got a solid granite chin. 1.00

00:45:37.700 You got to do that fucking 1.00

00:45:38.880 Steven Seagal Aikido shit 1.00

00:45:40.820 and turn them around with your energy 1.00

00:45:42.140 as they run past you.

00:45:44.220 That's why they used to throw them

00:45:45.280 at bowling pins. 1.00

00:45:49.220 That shit is pretty funny. 1.00

00:45:50.400 I know what you're talking about 1.00

00:45:51.160 where they just slide them through 0.99

00:45:52.380 and fucking hit them, 0.99

00:45:53.480 hit the bowling balls. 1.00

00:45:54.380 Or bowling pins, I'm sorry.

00:45:55.300 They use them as a bowling ball.

00:45:56.900 Speaking of not thinking somebody is tall

00:45:58.840 or thinking someone shorter than they are,

00:46:00.100 Drew, who is in the chat,

00:46:01.280 I always thought he was short.

00:46:03.100 And the reason it was because

00:46:04.280 I associate him with Michael Malice,

00:46:06.380 who's a known little manlet.

00:46:08.820 So I just assumed Drew being Malice Jr., 0.97

00:46:11.660 as I usually call him,

00:46:13.040 was short.

00:46:13.720 No, he's taller than me, I think.

00:46:15.920 Yo, Drew, follow me back on Twitter, bro. 1.00

00:46:18.140 What the fuck? 1.00

00:46:20.920 Drew's a hardcore elitist. 1.00

00:46:23.220 He probably blocked me for saying that.

00:46:24.720 Sorry, buddy.

00:46:25.220 I love you.

00:46:26.240 He probably blocked me for saying that.

00:46:28.160 He did just create a list on Twitter

00:46:29.760 of probable feds,

00:46:30.980 so I don't know if you guys are on that.

00:46:32.900 I'm not yet.

00:46:33.660 I'm not even being followed by him.

00:46:34.980 I'm not.

00:46:35.640 I feel left out yet.

00:46:37.180 He doesn't even follow you.

00:46:38.480 I don't know.

00:46:40.540 Which by the way,

00:46:41.180 Adam needs,

00:46:41.680 Adam,

00:46:42.060 you need way more followers on Twitter.

00:46:43.720 You're like, what,

00:46:44.240 1K?

00:46:45.440 Comment at 1100,

00:46:46.520 1140,

00:46:47.140 something like that.

00:46:47.620 I followed you a long time ago,

00:46:49.440 and I tell people,

00:46:50.420 you need to follow Adam. 1.00

00:46:51.120 I'm like, oh, fuck, 0.99

00:46:51.660 I almost forgot my phone. 0.99

00:46:54.860 Very professional.

00:46:55.540 Yeah, I use a phone

00:46:55.920 because I'm poor,

00:46:58.060 even though I have a good job,

00:46:58.900 but I'm still poor,

00:46:59.560 and I refuse to buy a webcam

00:47:01.660 and a good mic

00:47:03.080 until we start making money

00:47:04.240 from this show,

00:47:05.040 which are really close,

00:47:06.300 but that's going to be the first buy

00:47:08.940 is an actual webcam.

00:47:09.720 Cole, I have a mic

00:47:10.760 I can give you

00:47:11.960 when I'm on the way to Louisiana.

00:47:13.940 Hell yeah.

00:47:14.580 Actually, for real,

00:47:15.860 we might have an actual webcam

00:47:16.700 at the studio

00:47:17.360 because I'm just in my house right now.

00:47:19.620 Yeah, we have a mic.

00:47:21.460 I also have a webcam

00:47:22.620 I can give you, too.

00:47:23.340 I mean, I won't give it to you,

00:47:24.600 but we have extra ones.

00:47:26.760 Call, call,

00:47:27.620 you're going to be somebody

00:47:28.440 who's like... 0.96

00:47:29.520 You'll have to blow

00:47:30.200 and then you can get it.

00:47:31.960 I have a mic

00:47:32.700 and a webcam

00:47:34.220 with your name on it.

00:47:35.240 I'm not joking,

00:47:36.420 but you need,

00:47:36.960 the thing about it

00:47:37.600 is you need an interface

00:47:38.580 because it's XLR.

00:47:40.760 I'll just hold it.

00:47:41.160 Do you have anything like that?

00:47:41.800 I'll just be like...

00:47:42.440 He doesn't know what that means.

00:47:43.720 No, it's, it's,

00:47:45.740 it's not USB.

00:47:46.920 It's an XLR interface.

00:47:48.340 You need an interface.

00:47:49.560 You can get one of these

00:47:50.360 like I got for a hundred bucks.

00:47:51.620 I'll have to base,

00:47:52.280 I'll have to buy something else 0.99

00:47:53.120 on it, damn it. 0.98

00:47:53.620 Well, mine is actually USB, so... 0.99

00:47:56.460 Yeah, a lot of mics are USB.

00:47:58.780 Yeah.

00:47:59.400 Yeah.

00:47:59.900 I've got way too, 0.94

00:48:00.760 I fucking spent way too much 0.96

00:48:02.080 on this recording equipment. 0.98

00:48:03.180 It really wasn't,

00:48:03.860 didn't cost me anything

00:48:04.640 because it was all on Dogecoin,

00:48:06.000 pump and dump profit,

00:48:06.940 so it doesn't matter anything.

00:48:07.800 Yeah, baby.

00:48:08.320 I do that, too,

00:48:09.040 for Doge a little bit.

00:48:09.740 I still have some, 0.94

00:48:10.420 but I fucking sure 0.97

00:48:11.420 got a few grand at Doge. 0.98

00:48:13.300 Yeah, I was going to buy it.

00:48:15.080 I still have like a hundred dollars

00:48:16.380 worth of Doge in there

00:48:17.760 and then like $300 of Bitcoin.

00:48:21.600 I don't have any more Doge 0.91

00:48:22.860 or anything.

00:48:23.400 I spent,

00:48:23.980 I had like a few hundred dollars

00:48:25.700 in Robin Hood.

00:48:26.240 I think I told this story

00:48:27.060 on here before.

00:48:27.600 I had a few hundred bucks

00:48:28.160 in Robin Hood.

00:48:29.260 Robin Hood.

00:48:29.740 Oh, I think you said ramen.

00:48:31.520 You're just like,

00:48:32.080 I just like.

00:48:32.280 And a few hundred dollars

00:48:33.260 of ramen, yes.

00:48:34.440 I just said like,

00:48:34.980 what's the case of the ramen?

00:48:36.080 You know, I'm really, 0.99

00:48:36.940 whenever this fuck, 1.00

00:48:38.200 whenever this shit comes. 1.00

00:48:38.900 Well, originally what I wanted to do 0.99

00:48:40.340 was meme my way

00:48:41.420 into buying a new guitar

00:48:42.460 and I haven't addressed this,

00:48:43.660 but all my guitars

00:48:44.420 are packed away.

00:48:45.340 They're at my parents' house

00:48:46.380 right now because they came in.

00:48:47.360 That's why my dad showed up

00:48:48.240 on the last episode

00:48:48.900 because they were here

00:48:49.520 helping us pack 0.99

00:48:50.200 vital, important shit

00:48:51.660 that we didn't want to send 0.97

00:48:52.440 with the moving company.

00:48:53.780 But that explains what.

00:48:55.300 Actually,

00:48:55.720 originally I was going to say

00:48:57.020 the Faker-tarian 0.99

00:48:57.760 shamed me into quitting

00:48:58.900 playing guitar

00:48:59.580 because they made fun of me

00:49:00.440 when I,

00:49:00.860 they goaded me,

00:49:03.320 they goaded me

00:49:04.180 into playing a song

00:49:05.320 and then like insulted me

00:49:06.580 while I was playing

00:49:07.320 and I was going to make a joke

00:49:08.300 that they, you know, 0.99

00:49:09.500 fucking coerced me to quit. 0.98

00:49:11.280 Dude, I like how Nick went, 0.99

00:49:12.960 I haven't addressed this yet.

00:49:13.920 Like we were all

00:49:14.380 like talking about it,

00:49:15.260 like yo, where are his guitars?

00:49:16.880 Like it was like

00:49:17.460 a national controversy.

00:49:19.000 Hey guys,

00:49:19.460 just so there's no questions

00:49:21.640 about this,

00:49:22.680 the guitars are gone.

00:49:23.500 I'm going to get ahead

00:49:24.560 of this controversy

00:49:25.280 before it comes out.

00:49:26.540 I didn't, 0.99

00:49:27.000 I didn't fuck those guitars. 0.99

00:49:28.460 It's a known part 0.99

00:49:29.380 of my background.

00:49:30.400 I've been exalted

00:49:31.200 for having them

00:49:31.860 in the background.

00:49:32.520 Like bro,

00:49:32.800 I bet you can't even play bro.

00:49:34.680 Like, all right, fine.

00:49:35.640 Nick is actually poor

00:49:36.760 and he had to sell them all off. 0.99

00:49:38.780 I had to fucking pawn them off 0.99

00:49:40.180 to pay my car note 0.99

00:49:42.240 on my non-brand new car

00:49:43.620 that Mike Cernovich

00:49:44.320 thought I was lying about.

00:49:45.800 Very sad.

00:49:46.620 Nick is living off of Ron now. 1.00

00:49:47.540 Did y'all see that shit 1.00

00:49:48.500 by the way? 1.00

00:49:50.320 No.

00:49:50.600 Did y'all see that thing

00:49:51.580 between me and Mike Cernovich?

00:49:52.540 No, you left our chat.

00:49:54.660 You left our chat

00:49:55.540 and so we can't,

00:49:56.400 um,

00:49:56.900 I don't think I saw this.

00:49:58.740 I might've seen parts of it. 0.74

00:50:00.240 Dude, that was pretty nonsense. 0.71

00:50:01.620 He had a terrible argument

00:50:02.960 which is why I commented on it.

00:50:04.200 I will just say

00:50:05.260 I have been a mechanic

00:50:06.660 for the better part

00:50:08.460 of four years 0.99

00:50:09.280 and the fucking, 0.99

00:50:11.760 so I don't know 0.99

00:50:12.620 how this popped up

00:50:13.500 on my timeline

00:50:14.200 but I saw that Cernovich

00:50:16.080 was telling somebody

00:50:17.200 like in a quote tweet,

00:50:18.240 he quote tweeted somebody

00:50:19.060 saying not to buy new

00:50:20.860 because cars,

00:50:22.880 the value of a car

00:50:23.580 depreciates the most

00:50:24.940 over the first 18 to 36 months

00:50:26.580 which is true.

00:50:27.660 The monetary value

00:50:28.860 of a car

00:50:29.260 does depreciate a lot

00:50:30.440 over the first year and a half

00:50:31.560 to three years

00:50:32.200 that you have it.

00:50:32.740 That's very true.

00:50:34.240 However,

00:50:35.520 what I said was,

00:50:37.620 I was like,

00:50:38.120 why do you,

00:50:38.620 I don't care about

00:50:39.280 the monetary value of my car.

00:50:40.920 The reason I bought it new

00:50:42.040 is because I know

00:50:43.000 I'm the only owner.

00:50:44.440 I don't trust anybody

00:50:45.600 to take care of a car

00:50:46.620 the way I know

00:50:47.260 I can take care of a car

00:50:48.200 and that doesn't just mean

00:50:49.140 maintenance. 1.00

00:50:50.340 Fuck you. 1.00

00:50:51.180 I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:50:52.260 I know he's just fucking over it. 0.97

00:50:55.740 And then, 0.98

00:50:57.180 it's not just about

00:50:58.420 the maintenance

00:50:58.820 but it's also how you drive.

00:51:00.280 If you raw dog a car 0.99

00:51:01.680 and fucking run it 1.00

00:51:02.860 into the ground, 1.00

00:51:03.640 like I don't trust

00:51:04.620 a used car

00:51:05.280 because I, 1.00

00:51:05.940 fucking muffler 1.00

00:51:06.920 without a car. 1.00

00:51:08.740 No,

00:51:09.220 you mash a potato first

00:51:10.640 in there

00:51:11.000 and then you do it.

00:51:11.700 That's how you do it.

00:51:13.020 It's nice and warm too.

00:51:14.120 You put a,

00:51:14.580 you put a,

00:51:15.260 a kitchen sponge

00:51:16.920 inside of a glove

00:51:17.780 and then put it

00:51:18.380 in the muffler.

00:51:18.780 Yeah,

00:51:18.920 you don't want to 1.00

00:51:19.360 chase your dick. 1.00

00:51:20.040 That's, 1.00

00:51:20.260 that's unresponsible.

00:51:21.780 It's like,

00:51:22.060 it's like a 30 year old

00:51:23.620 smoker giving you 1.00

00:51:24.320 a blow job. 1.00

00:51:27.580 I've had that. 0.98

00:51:30.000 Being a mechanic,

00:51:31.140 I know how people

00:51:31.820 treat their car

00:51:32.520 so I would not,

00:51:33.340 I would not buy used.

00:51:34.800 I also,

00:51:35.840 I also know,

00:51:39.000 ask around on,

00:51:40.200 I'm not a used,

00:51:41.720 I'm not a car salesman,

00:51:42.940 I'm a mechanic. 1.00

00:51:43.400 Like I hate the fucking 1.00

00:51:44.040 salesman, 1.00

00:51:44.440 I swear.

00:51:45.820 But then Cernivist

00:51:46.640 just quote tweeted

00:51:47.300 that thing.

00:51:47.820 I said,

00:51:48.140 I said,

00:51:48.580 I buy new

00:51:49.640 because I don't care

00:51:50.120 about the monetary

00:51:50.660 value of the car.

00:51:51.400 If I'm driving it

00:51:51.940 for 15 years,

00:51:52.700 it's a lot more likely

00:51:53.520 to be able to get

00:51:54.200 that out of the car

00:51:54.840 if you do buy new

00:51:55.700 because you know

00:51:56.080 the condition of it

00:51:56.840 and whatever.

00:51:57.420 He just quote tweeted

00:51:58.080 that and said,

00:51:58.740 consumer mindset.

00:52:00.600 And I just replied,

00:52:01.620 I was like,

00:52:01.940 no dude,

00:52:02.440 mechanic mindset.

00:52:03.580 Like I don't trust

00:52:04.300 anyone to be able

00:52:04.920 to take care of a car

00:52:05.900 but myself.

00:52:07.180 And then he quote tweeted

00:52:08.080 that again

00:52:08.640 and he said something like,

00:52:10.600 oh so what,

00:52:11.180 we're going to believe

00:52:11.840 that you bought new

00:52:12.680 and you're a mechanic.

00:52:13.460 Oh,

00:52:13.560 you're telling me

00:52:14.040 you work on all

00:52:14.680 the new electronics 0.99

00:52:15.420 and shit? 0.98

00:52:15.860 I know that changes 1.00

00:52:16.480 all the time.

00:52:17.200 And then he put

00:52:18.800 in parentheses,

00:52:20.820 he put,

00:52:21.580 my dad was a mechanic

00:52:22.840 so don't try 1.00

00:52:23.520 any sly shit bro. 1.00

00:52:25.100 That's when I, 0.99

00:52:26.240 and all I wrote

00:52:26.800 was like,

00:52:27.240 I was like,

00:52:27.860 bro,

00:52:28.740 but his dad was a mechanic.

00:52:30.440 Like,

00:52:30.740 what does that mean?

00:52:32.240 Cernivist is in his 40s,

00:52:33.760 his dad has to be

00:52:35.080 at the least

00:52:35.840 in his 60s.

00:52:37.260 Like,

00:52:37.600 first of all,

00:52:38.400 and I,

00:52:38.780 dude,

00:52:38.980 I drive a Hyundai,

00:52:40.160 okay?

00:52:40.400 I drive a Hyundai Tucson.

00:52:42.600 Hyundai is one

00:52:43.220 of the simplest cars.

00:52:44.300 The only simpler car

00:52:45.300 I can think of

00:52:45.960 may be Mitsubishi

00:52:47.220 and it may not even be,

00:52:48.320 it may be equal.

00:52:49.180 It may not even be

00:52:49.780 more simple 1.00

00:52:50.240 than a fucking Hyundai. 1.00

00:52:51.580 So, 1.00

00:52:52.260 and I just,

00:52:52.760 I quote tweeted

00:52:53.480 rather than,

00:52:54.380 rather than replied

00:52:55.380 and,

00:52:55.640 and you know,

00:52:56.220 get QT'd again.

00:52:57.320 I quote tweeted him

00:52:58.540 and I was like,

00:52:59.620 yes,

00:53:00.360 I'm a mechanic.

00:53:01.160 I've been one

00:53:01.560 for about four years

00:53:02.460 and I bought a 2019

00:53:04.100 Hyundai Tucson,

00:53:05.100 brand new.

00:53:06.580 Why is that hard to believe? 1.00

00:53:07.660 It's not a fucking Cadillac 0.99

00:53:08.840 or a Beamer. 0.99

00:53:09.560 It's a very simple car.

00:53:11.140 Dude,

00:53:11.280 what I love is that

00:53:12.080 it's a consumer mindset

00:53:13.480 to buy something

00:53:14.400 and keep it for 15 years.

00:53:16.240 It's like,

00:53:16.760 it's like,

00:53:17.620 yes,

00:53:18.120 exactly.

00:53:18.880 I could see,

00:53:19.680 this is where,

00:53:20.460 this is where the monetary depreciation 0.99

00:53:22.040 of a car fucks people 0.92

00:53:23.080 is when they buy one, 0.96

00:53:24.580 keep it for three years,

00:53:25.400 trade it in

00:53:25.800 and they,

00:53:26.320 they go through that cycle.

00:53:27.640 That's when you lose the money.

00:53:28.900 If you buy a car

00:53:29.740 and plus I got 0% interest on it too.

00:53:31.700 I wouldn't have,

00:53:32.160 I wouldn't have bought new

00:53:33.020 if I couldn't have got

00:53:34.340 0% interest on the loan.

00:53:35.560 I put a lot down

00:53:36.520 and we have good credit.

00:53:38.080 0% interest.

00:53:38.980 So that,

00:53:39.240 that's a factor too.

00:53:39.960 I don't have good credit

00:53:40.740 on this guy.

00:53:42.660 Well,

00:53:43.020 hey,

00:53:43.300 I'm basically Jewish.

00:53:45.980 Oh,

00:53:46.180 I have good credit.

00:53:48.480 I just paid,

00:53:49.680 I paid,

00:53:51.260 yeah,

00:53:52.140 I paid for a new Bronco

00:53:53.480 entirely in cash

00:53:54.540 on the spot.

00:53:55.380 Yo,

00:53:55.520 bro,

00:53:55.760 I'm getting the Bronco.

00:53:56.540 I'm getting the Bronco. 1.00

00:53:57.880 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:53:58.760 Yeah, 1.00

00:53:59.000 what's up,

00:53:59.360 man?

00:54:00.000 What's up with these delays,

00:54:01.120 dude?

00:54:01.260 I should have got it in June. 1.00

00:54:02.240 This is bullshit. 0.98

00:54:02.680 I have to get in November. 1.00

00:54:03.620 No, 1.00

00:54:03.860 I'm getting so fucked. 1.00

00:54:04.640 Are you getting fucked too 1.00

00:54:05.280 on this? 1.00

00:54:06.040 Huge demand. 1.00

00:54:07.020 I didn't get fucked. 1.00

00:54:08.040 What? 0.99

00:54:08.240 Okay, 1.00

00:54:08.480 I got fucked. 1.00

00:54:09.240 So, 1.00

00:54:09.380 so I,

00:54:09.840 I order, 1.00

00:54:10.480 listen to this shit. 1.00

00:54:11.140 I order it, 1.00

00:54:11.700 right?

00:54:12.200 I get,

00:54:12.540 I got the base model,

00:54:14.100 hard top,

00:54:14.940 right?

00:54:15.500 Black,

00:54:15.900 not even the same color

00:54:16.620 as the car.

00:54:17.040 I like the black.

00:54:17.660 I like the breakup of the color.

00:54:18.500 You don't want the,

00:54:19.020 you don't want white?

00:54:20.620 No.

00:54:21.840 No.

00:54:22.640 I got black and blue,

00:54:24.060 which should have went white.

00:54:26.400 Oh, 1.00

00:54:26.640 shit. 1.00

00:54:27.420 Wait, 1.00

00:54:27.640 Bronco Sport or?

00:54:28.960 No,

00:54:29.220 no,

00:54:29.340 no,

00:54:29.480 not the sport. 1.00

00:54:30.140 Fuck that. 1.00

00:54:31.300 No, 1.00

00:54:31.640 I have the sport,

00:54:32.560 but okay,

00:54:32.920 go on.

00:54:33.340 No,

00:54:33.520 not the sport,

00:54:34.040 not the sport.

00:54:34.500 I got the base,

00:54:35.400 the base model,

00:54:36.120 the one,

00:54:36.960 uh,

00:54:37.520 and,

00:54:37.960 um,

00:54:38.540 you got the hard top,

00:54:39.380 roof,

00:54:39.740 roofs come off,

00:54:40.580 doors come off, 0.99

00:54:41.120 all that shit, 0.99

00:54:41.420 right? 1.00

00:54:41.960 Yeah.

00:54:42.220 Like it's going to come June,

00:54:43.280 July.

00:54:43.540 I'm like,

00:54:43.820 great.

00:54:44.420 Then like May,

00:54:45.160 they're like,

00:54:46.320 Hey,

00:54:47.280 about that June,

00:54:48.320 July.

00:54:49.320 And I'm like,

00:54:50.200 no.

00:54:50.780 And they're like,

00:54:51.440 it's delayed more.

00:54:52.400 I'm like,

00:54:52.760 fine.

00:54:53.480 Then I get a phone call from myself,

00:54:55.520 from my guy.

00:54:56.000 Like two weeks ago,

00:54:57.600 he's like,

00:54:58.340 Hey,

00:54:59.440 I'm like,

00:54:59.740 don't stop with these haze. 0.99

00:55:00.880 I'm just fucking, 0.99

00:55:01.560 what's up? 0.99

00:55:01.840 Just tell me what's going on with my car.

00:55:04.180 And he's like,

00:55:04.620 so,

00:55:05.360 um,

00:55:06.780 your hard tops being delayed more.

00:55:09.640 I'm like,

00:55:10.180 no,

00:55:10.880 no.

00:55:12.600 She's like,

00:55:13.200 okay,

00:55:13.460 here's what we could do.

00:55:14.380 We could,

00:55:15.040 we could,

00:55:15.360 we could order you a soft top with a prep kit for the hard top.

00:55:19.800 So we,

00:55:20.080 you could,

00:55:20.460 we could get your car in.

00:55:21.580 And then when the hard top comes out,

00:55:23.100 you could,

00:55:23.340 we'll just for free. 0.99

00:55:24.220 Cause we fucked up. 0.98

00:55:24.900 I'm like, 0.97

00:55:25.140 dude,

00:55:25.320 great.

00:55:25.560 Do that.

00:55:26.000 He's like,

00:55:26.340 I'm like,

00:55:26.600 he's like,

00:55:26.960 bam.

00:55:27.220 All right.

00:55:27.500 So I should get the car.

00:55:28.320 When he's like,

00:55:29.000 December.

00:55:30.800 I'm like,

00:55:31.180 dude, 0.99

00:55:31.440 what the fuck are we doing here? 0.99

00:55:34.120 So November, 0.99

00:55:35.120 December,

00:55:35.480 he said,

00:55:36.300 uh,

00:55:37.640 yeah.

00:55:38.120 So,

00:55:38.480 I mean,

00:55:39.320 I needed a new car right away.

00:55:40.540 Cause I totaled my previous car. 1.00

00:55:42.700 Cause I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:55:43.980 So, 1.00

00:55:44.420 and that was the ER picture that I tweeted out with the,

00:55:47.640 you know,

00:55:48.040 the COVID show. 1.00

00:55:48.960 I decided to tweet that shit out. 1.00

00:55:51.900 That, 1.00

00:55:52.100 that ER picture was real.

00:55:53.340 That was from May when I totaled my car.

00:55:54.920 Um,

00:55:56.700 that was,

00:55:57.180 that was a car I'd had for 11 years,

00:55:58.700 a Ford focus.

00:56:00.720 I took pretty good care of it,

00:56:02.140 but now that's over.

00:56:03.160 So I got the Bronco.

00:56:04.480 I wanted a Bronco.

00:56:05.720 I got the sport and these things were flying.

00:56:08.360 So it was really hard to find.

00:56:09.420 And I actually found one in the blue color that I wanted.

00:56:11.520 And it was a showroom model.

00:56:12.920 And it was like the only one that I could find that was in that color.

00:56:16.100 And I was like,

00:56:16.500 all right,

00:56:16.620 I'm just going to buy it.

00:56:17.480 So I did on the spot.

00:56:18.960 I test drove one like quickly.

00:56:20.480 And I was like,

00:56:20.960 all right,

00:56:21.120 whatever.

00:56:21.700 Bought it,

00:56:22.480 had it for a month.

00:56:23.240 And then on Friday,

00:56:24.220 a dude merged lanes on the highway doing like 70,

00:56:27.460 a two lane highway.

00:56:28.560 We're just going straight.

00:56:29.820 Like,

00:56:30.040 I don't know how you do this.

00:56:31.380 I'm just in the left lane.

00:56:32.600 All of a sudden,

00:56:33.180 this dude just merges into my lane,

00:56:35.000 all up the right side of my car. 0.96

00:56:36.980 So now the right side of my new Bronco is all fucked up. 0.98

00:56:40.140 Yeah. 0.95

00:56:40.460 Do the doors and roof come off that or no?

00:56:42.660 Yeah,

00:56:42.860 they do.

00:56:43.400 Yep.

00:56:43.600 Are you ever going to do anything like that?

00:56:46.860 Yeah,

00:56:47.140 just pull everything off.

00:56:48.140 Never one time.

00:56:49.380 Oh,

00:56:49.560 I was going to say,

00:56:50.080 like,

00:56:50.300 make it to a rock crawler.

00:56:52.220 Let's go out there and just for having tons of fun.

00:56:53.900 I'm never taking that thing off the streets.

00:56:55.820 It's not the point.

00:56:56.440 The point is,

00:56:57.100 I want the roofs and doors to come off.

00:56:59.960 I want to look cool in the summertime.

00:57:01.640 Yeah,

00:57:01.860 yeah.

00:57:03.180 In Pennsylvania.

00:57:04.880 I guess it does get pretty hot in Pennsylvania.

00:57:06.720 No, 0.99

00:57:06.840 it's hot as fuck. 0.99

00:57:07.680 But no, 0.99

00:57:07.960 I could drive down to the shore with the wife and the dog,

00:57:10.020 you know,

00:57:10.600 like if it was like Jersey and stuff like that.

00:57:12.220 I just want to,

00:57:12.720 yeah,

00:57:12.840 because like I have a, 1.00

00:57:13.600 she has a fucking, 1.00

00:57:14.320 those are two separate things. 1.00

00:57:19.100 Yeah,

00:57:19.520 he's,

00:57:19.880 he's,

00:57:20.280 I'm stat, 0.99

00:57:20.800 I'm stat on trash. 0.97

00:57:21.960 It doesn't matter to me. 1.00

00:57:22.780 It's all the fucking same. 1.00

00:57:24.020 It's all the fucking same. 0.99

00:57:24.900 It's all the whole, 0.99

00:57:25.440 as they always say. 0.99

00:57:27.100 It's all the fucking same, 0.99

00:57:27.940 dude. 1.00

00:57:28.520 No, 1.00

00:57:28.800 but like she has a fucking red Mustang, 0.99

00:57:30.500 like a 2016, 0.99

00:57:31.200 which is really nice. 0.99

00:57:31.900 And I have an old shitty fucking Ford Escape, 1.00

00:57:34.200 which I fucking, 1.00

00:57:34.700 I hate. 1.00

00:57:35.440 I hope it blows up. 0.98

00:57:36.380 I really do. 0.97

00:57:36.940 I hope it blows up with me in it.

00:57:39.180 I feel like with old,

00:57:41.460 if you ever have an old car and like,

00:57:43.040 you get a new one,

00:57:43.920 just,

00:57:44.380 just go do something fun with it.

00:57:46.760 Like even like,

00:57:47.660 even like I have like an old CRV and I really want a new car.

00:57:50.580 And if I like getting a new car,

00:57:53.080 I would just be like,

00:57:53.640 all right,

00:57:53.780 I'm just going to take this out on like the back roads and just start,

00:57:56.760 like just ran the shit out of it until it just blows up and be like, 0.81

00:58:00.840 all right, 0.55

00:58:01.020 the old car.

00:58:01.820 Yeah.

00:58:02.020 Yeah.

00:58:02.240 Yeah.

00:58:02.380 Yeah.

00:58:03.400 Yeah.

00:58:03.520 With the old car.

00:58:04.080 Because it's like,

00:58:04.580 it's paid off.

00:58:06.060 I mean,

00:58:06.540 it's not really worth that much.

00:58:07.780 I'm not going to get much out of it.

00:58:08.800 I'd get more out of just having fun with it.

00:58:11.420 Like,

00:58:11.640 just,

00:58:11.900 you know what I did with my old car?

00:58:13.100 I gave it to somebody who needed it.

00:58:14.840 So thank you.

00:58:15.420 I'm a good person.

00:58:16.260 What kind of libertarian are you?

00:58:18.140 What kind of libertarian are you,

00:58:19.320 dude? 1.00

00:58:19.460 I and Rand would fucking hate me, 0.99

00:58:21.320 bro. 0.99

00:58:24.060 I did have a,

00:58:25.060 a,

00:58:25.280 a Ford Taurus station wagon that I drove all through.

00:58:28.660 Well,

00:58:28.740 not all through high school,

00:58:29.560 but since I could drive during high school, 0.99

00:58:31.080 fucking station wagon, 0.99

00:58:32.140 y'all think about it. 1.00

00:58:33.420 That's low time preference energy right there.

00:58:38.200 Dude, 1.00

00:58:38.680 fuck you talking about, 1.00

00:58:39.920 uh, 1.00

00:58:40.420 Nick,

00:58:40.840 what did you just say? 1.00

00:58:41.260 My brain is fucking ridiculous. 1.00

00:58:42.660 What did you just say? 1.00

00:58:43.780 I had too much brain trauma.

00:58:45.080 I said I drove a station wagon in high school.

00:58:46.900 Station wagon before that.

00:58:48.120 What were we talking about before that?

00:58:48.860 I gave my car,

00:58:49.320 I gave the car to somebody.

00:58:51.000 That's it.

00:58:51.620 Okay.

00:58:52.040 So this is why I hate charity for the government because like,

00:58:54.820 uh,

00:58:55.880 I thought like never would've happened through the government.

00:58:58.440 No,

00:58:58.480 no.

00:58:58.620 So I thought like,

00:59:00.020 uh,

00:59:00.280 if you just give to charities all year,

00:59:02.460 like you could just take that at the end of the year and be like,

00:59:04.480 look what I did all year.

00:59:05.820 Like a good boy,

00:59:06.820 give me back money.

00:59:07.760 Like you're right.

00:59:08.700 So I donate to like the barstool fund and a bunch and like other,

00:59:11.880 you know,

00:59:12.180 and then you get back and they're like,

00:59:14.560 uh,

00:59:15.960 Oh no,

00:59:16.260 no,

00:59:16.380 no.

00:59:16.480 You're not like,

00:59:17.420 you don't,

00:59:17.720 you,

00:59:17.900 we only give you a $300.

00:59:19.320 Credit no matter what.

00:59:20.600 I'm like,

00:59:20.840 what do you mean?

00:59:21.120 No matter what?

00:59:21.820 They're like,

00:59:22.080 no matter how much you donate,

00:59:23.300 you could donate $50,000.

00:59:24.920 They'll give you this $300 back.

00:59:27.160 Theoretically.

00:59:28.000 And I'm like,

00:59:28.640 wait a minute,

00:59:29.300 but millionaires do it. 1.00

00:59:30.480 And he laughed at me.

00:59:31.180 He's like,

00:59:31.360 you're not a millionaire.

00:59:32.160 And I'm like,

00:59:32.960 I'm like,

00:59:32.980 I'm like,

00:59:33.040 I'm like,

00:59:33.420 he's like,

00:59:39.220 they're not even doing that. 1.00

00:59:40.220 You idiot. 1.00

00:59:40.660 I was like, 1.00

00:59:40.820 I'm dumb.

00:59:41.280 I'm sorry. 0.57

00:59:41.600 I don't know.

00:59:42.280 But I don't,

00:59:42.920 I mean,

00:59:43.120 I think we only get like 50 bucks.

00:59:44.380 And I was,

00:59:45.080 when I sold,

00:59:46.640 when I bought,

00:59:47.320 sold Doge,

00:59:48.460 I took 50 bucks of that.

00:59:49.460 I just,

00:59:49.760 I just donated it to the barstool fund.

00:59:51.960 But like,

00:59:52.640 yeah.

00:59:52.820 So he's like,

00:59:53.360 you can only $300,

00:59:54.740 you get back.

00:59:55.160 So he's like,

00:59:55.540 I'm like,

00:59:56.020 Oh,

00:59:56.120 good thing.

00:59:56.360 I didn't donate like a thousand.

00:59:59.560 Cause he's like,

01:00:00.100 you only get $300,

01:00:00.700 you know,

01:00:00.920 if I was,

01:00:01.380 if I was to,

01:00:02.640 but I didn't.

01:00:03.320 But yeah.

01:00:03.760 So I was like, 1.00

01:00:04.160 fuck man. 1.00

01:00:05.320 I said, 1.00

01:00:05.620 fuck that shit. 1.00

01:00:06.320 So I'm stupid. 1.00

01:00:06.980 It's so funny. 0.99

01:00:07.700 It's just like,

01:00:08.040 Hey,

01:00:08.260 Donald Trump told me that if I like give y'all like 300 bucks,

01:00:12.120 then I'll get back.

01:00:13.200 Is that right?

01:00:13.680 He's like,

01:00:13.860 no, 1.00

01:00:14.140 fuck you, 1.00

01:00:14.500 dude. 1.00

01:00:14.620 It's like,

01:00:14.940 no,

01:00:17.060 but I thought I was a millionaire.

01:00:22.140 I didn't even know that.

01:00:23.120 That's insane.

01:00:23.840 That's also really funny.

01:00:24.800 Just be like,

01:00:25.360 you're not a millionaire,

01:00:26.100 dude.

01:00:26.200 Yeah.

01:00:26.560 And he laughed too.

01:00:28.560 And I was like,

01:00:28.800 all right.

01:00:28.900 It also depends.

01:00:30.300 Like if you're donating to a charity organization,

01:00:32.400 it's got like a 10 95 C designation or whatever.

01:00:34.940 I think that changes things.

01:00:36.160 Am I,

01:00:37.620 you know what I'm saying?

01:00:37.880 Yeah.

01:00:38.000 I mean,

01:00:38.160 totally.

01:00:38.800 I don't know.

01:00:41.520 Forgive me.

01:00:42.260 Hey guys,

01:00:43.160 we're really real quick.

01:00:44.060 We're just going to take a 10 minute talk to talk about the tax code.

01:00:46.760 So here we go.

01:00:47.360 It's going to come up right now.

01:00:48.380 I'm sorry.

01:00:49.080 I'm being smart here. 1.00

01:00:50.960 Fuck. 1.00

01:00:52.320 Wait, 1.00

01:00:52.720 what's the 15th and 19th amendment?

01:00:54.520 Do we want to answer the discussion?

01:00:55.440 The 15th amendment is black or you can't discriminate voting based on what race. 0.95

01:01:01.320 Right.

01:01:01.500 And 19th is women. 0.88

01:01:02.280 And 19th is women. 0.88

01:01:03.380 I think the 19th,

01:01:05.440 19th way worse.

01:01:06.600 Yeah.

01:01:08.300 Women should have never been allowed to vote. 1.00

01:01:10.300 Like,

01:01:10.440 y'all are laughing.

01:01:11.180 I'm not laughing. 0.98

01:01:11.780 I'm fucking serious. 0.98

01:01:12.820 I'm totally serious on this too. 0.98

01:01:14.460 I'm serious.

01:01:15.400 Half of the men shouldn't be allowed to vote. 0.94

01:01:17.880 Yeah.

01:01:18.540 Nobody should be allowed to vote.

01:01:19.660 That's what I'm saying.

01:01:21.080 No,

01:01:21.300 so you're living half at least.

01:01:23.880 If you really,

01:01:24.600 if you really want to talk about who should vote,

01:01:26.280 it 100% should be landowners.

01:01:28.880 That's it.

01:01:29.460 Like,

01:01:29.660 really like land or business owners.

01:01:31.920 And that's it.

01:01:32.640 Like,

01:01:32.980 I don't even know.

01:01:33.720 I rent a house.

01:01:35.760 I would not be able to vote.

01:01:36.560 I don't vote anyways,

01:01:37.640 but I'm like,

01:01:38.260 I'm against me.

01:01:39.500 That's the only way that you vote.

01:01:40.480 If you're a woman.

01:01:40.940 What's WWMBS? 0.99

01:01:42.200 White women must be stopped. 1.00

01:01:44.120 That's my fucking quote. 1.00

01:01:46.260 That's my fucking shit, 1.00

01:01:47.600 baby. 1.00

01:01:48.300 Michael Malice tweeted it,

01:01:49.440 and I'm proud of that.

01:01:50.460 It's the title of the episode

01:01:51.780 as it stands right now. 0.99

01:01:53.200 Oh shit. 1.00

01:01:53.600 Oh, 1.00

01:01:53.820 it's right.

01:01:55.200 Yeah,

01:01:55.600 no,

01:01:55.720 they're awful.

01:01:56.140 I always say this too. 0.67

01:01:57.320 Raise the voting age to 50.

01:01:59.600 Like,

01:02:00.300 white,

01:02:02.220 like rich liberals,

01:02:03.380 especially women, 0.99

01:02:04.340 are the most racist, 1.00

01:02:05.640 evil people on the planet. 1.00

01:02:07.000 Evil?

01:02:07.540 Thank you.

01:02:08.480 Yeah.

01:02:08.800 Evil. 0.99

01:02:10.020 The white progressives, 1.00

01:02:11.500 dude. 1.00

01:02:11.740 It's fucking all white progressives. 1.00

01:02:13.880 And it started with fucking Lincoln. 1.00

01:02:16.300 Didn't Victor talk to you about this? 1.00

01:02:17.680 About he was like,

01:02:18.420 why CRT is good

01:02:20.180 because it rags on white women 1.00

01:02:22.860 or something like that?

01:02:23.660 Yeah,

01:02:23.840 shout out to Victor.

01:02:25.020 He DM'd me and said,

01:02:27.260 idea for Tower of Power Hour

01:02:29.020 would be to talk about

01:02:30.040 why CRT is true for white women, 1.00

01:02:33.040 I think,

01:02:33.820 is what it was.

01:02:34.500 It's how he worded it.

01:02:35.780 That is,

01:02:36.300 wow,

01:02:36.660 that is true.

01:02:37.880 You really don't think about it

01:02:39.120 but then you're like,

01:02:39.660 oh wait,

01:02:40.140 yeah, 0.98

01:02:40.420 all these people are super racist, 0.91

01:02:42.740 especially like, 0.98

01:02:43.980 when they pander,

01:02:45.560 they're being super racist

01:02:46.760 because,

01:02:47.420 I mean,

01:02:48.280 you're just like,

01:02:48.960 you're not as good as me

01:02:50.180 so you need help.

01:02:52.220 And then also just,

01:02:53.680 or they're just also Karens

01:02:55.240 that literally call the police 0.97

01:02:56.540 anytime they see a black guy 1.00

01:02:57.740 selling fucking lemonade. 1.00

01:03:01.120 We have two neighbors, 1.00

01:03:03.100 I don't know,

01:03:03.320 I'm whispering

01:03:03.620 like they can hear me.

01:03:04.460 We have two neighbors

01:03:05.000 nowhere near my house,

01:03:06.240 like around the bend

01:03:07.460 but they have a,

01:03:09.440 like a,

01:03:10.300 you know,

01:03:10.620 Black Lives Matter

01:03:11.300 to us on their lawn

01:03:12.360 and like science is real, 1.00

01:03:13.500 that whole bullshit, 1.00

01:03:14.120 you know, 1.00

01:03:14.300 all that bullshit 1.00

01:03:14.680 and like they're super fucking liberal 1.00

01:03:17.200 and they're very nice, 0.97

01:03:17.740 they always wait to us

01:03:18.400 and stuff like that 0.89

01:03:19.060 but a black guy in a car 0.51

01:03:21.660 drove by the other day

01:03:23.140 and he doesn't live

01:03:23.740 in the neighborhood

01:03:24.140 and I was outside

01:03:24.960 walking my dog

01:03:25.620 and they stared him down 1.00

01:03:27.320 like he was a fucking alien 1.00

01:03:29.380 and I was like, 1.00

01:03:30.420 of course,

01:03:31.620 because as soon as

01:03:32.780 they maybe live next to you,

01:03:34.180 you're like,

01:03:34.620 well,

01:03:34.800 I don't want them here though.

01:03:36.440 Like, 1.00

01:03:36.760 they're the worst pieces of shit 1.00

01:03:38.720 on the fucking planet. 1.00

01:03:39.680 I hate them. 1.00

01:03:40.880 Well, 0.70

01:03:41.080 that's basically what virtue,

01:03:42.520 the like definition

01:03:43.380 of virtue signaling is,

01:03:44.860 is like,

01:03:45.460 I'm just gonna make it look good

01:03:47.320 but in like,

01:03:48.640 what I really believe

01:03:49.960 is like these people

01:03:50.880 are worse than me

01:03:51.840 and I don't want them around me

01:03:53.120 and I would rather

01:03:53.860 you just think I look good 1.00

01:03:55.000 by just saying shit online 1.00

01:03:56.780 or putting a sign out 0.99

01:03:58.740 in front of my yard.

01:03:59.960 Well,

01:04:00.080 yeah,

01:04:00.260 I also think

01:04:01.600 just for being honest about it.

01:04:03.880 Yeah,

01:04:04.240 I also think

01:04:05.280 the most racist, 1.00

01:04:06.680 condescending shit 1.00

01:04:07.720 is when white people 1.00

01:04:08.860 are like,

01:04:09.560 actually,

01:04:10.320 I'll speak for the black person 0.68

01:04:11.540 or whatever 0.80

01:04:12.360 you put in your color of choice,

01:04:15.020 you know,

01:04:15.240 it's like,

01:04:15.660 I'm like,

01:04:16.040 oh,

01:04:16.220 so they can't defend themselves?

01:04:18.460 They have no agency, 1.00

01:04:19.700 you dumb motherfucker. 1.00

01:04:21.000 So are they all stupid? 1.00

01:04:22.660 This is also my, 1.00

01:04:23.680 this is, 1.00

01:04:24.060 I always get dumb liberals 1.00

01:04:25.200 in this argument. 1.00

01:04:27.020 Remember when we took

01:04:27.520 that punching down?

01:04:28.440 I was joking with you,

01:04:29.380 like,

01:04:29.500 they don't think punch it down

01:04:31.480 because

01:04:31.680 they're punching down.

01:04:33.780 So if I make fun of,

01:04:35.020 let's say somebody

01:04:35.420 with special needs

01:04:36.100 or I make fun of,

01:04:37.140 or I make a black joke 0.90

01:04:37.960 or I make a Jewish joke 0.91

01:04:38.960 or I make a white,

01:04:39.620 whatever, 0.97

01:04:40.140 white poor person joke, 0.99

01:04:41.580 right? 0.98

01:04:42.100 Great jokes.

01:04:42.400 So,

01:04:42.760 so,

01:04:42.800 so,

01:04:43.200 so,

01:04:43.400 so,

01:04:43.860 the only good comedy

01:04:46.980 is punching down.

01:04:47.940 Let's face it.

01:04:49.140 Of course.

01:04:49.500 So white liberals

01:04:50.700 would be like, 0.82

01:04:51.280 that's punching down.

01:04:52.260 And I go,

01:04:52.860 what's punching down me?

01:04:53.840 And he's like,

01:04:54.220 oh,

01:04:54.560 making fun of something

01:04:55.600 that's less than.

01:04:56.300 I go,

01:04:56.780 so what you're saying 0.88

01:04:57.900 is black people 0.99

01:04:59.240 are less than white people. 0.99

01:05:01.040 Exactly. 0.83

01:05:01.340 That's what you just said

01:05:02.400 because I believe

01:05:03.620 we're all equal

01:05:04.580 and we should all

01:05:05.680 make fun of each other.

01:05:07.240 I've said that.

01:05:08.280 So you're the one

01:05:09.120 who's like,

01:05:10.240 no,

01:05:10.540 you can't make fun 0.99

01:05:11.260 of black people 0.99

01:05:11.820 because, 0.55

01:05:12.760 because why?

01:05:13.660 Say it.

01:05:14.280 I want you to say it.

01:05:15.380 I want you to say why.

01:05:17.340 I remember when you said this too

01:05:18.520 was the whole,

01:05:19.980 um,

01:05:21.220 oh, 1.00

01:05:21.480 damn it. 0.99

01:05:21.760 It was, 1.00

01:05:21.900 um,

01:05:26.300 if we didn't,

01:05:27.180 um, 0.81

01:05:27.860 white people would rule, 0.95

01:05:29.180 like if we didn't have democracy 0.55

01:05:30.140 or something,

01:05:30.400 like white people 0.97

01:05:31.000 would take over. 0.77

01:05:32.120 It's like,

01:05:32.380 oh,

01:05:32.600 so you're just saying 0.90

01:05:33.160 that black people 0.99

01:05:33.940 like are not as good as us? 1.00

01:05:36.100 Like they can't,

01:05:36.680 like rule.

01:05:37.260 They can't make that.

01:05:38.360 Remember when Biden was like,

01:05:39.580 poor kid is just as good

01:05:40.420 as white kids.

01:05:41.140 I'm like,

01:05:41.500 or if you're,

01:05:44.200 if you're not,

01:05:44.700 you don't vote for me, 0.96

01:05:45.440 you're not black. 0.96

01:05:46.580 Yeah. 0.56

01:05:46.900 It's literally the most,

01:05:48.360 dude,

01:05:48.600 um,

01:05:48.900 what's your face? 1.00

01:05:49.680 That dumb cunt comic. 1.00

01:05:51.220 Uh, 1.00

01:05:52.500 uh,

01:05:52.760 Kathy Griffin.

01:05:53.860 No,

01:05:54.160 other one.

01:05:56.860 No,

01:05:58.100 no,

01:05:58.400 no.

01:05:58.640 The one that put out

01:05:59.240 the comic special,

01:06:00.020 but it was Chelsea.

01:06:00.660 Chelsea.

01:06:00.980 Yeah.

01:06:02.660 Uh,

01:06:03.120 she was calling 50 cent.

01:06:04.660 She's like,

01:06:05.260 you can't not,

01:06:06.080 you can't vote for Trump. 0.97

01:06:07.060 You're black. 1.00

01:06:07.600 It's like, 1.00

01:06:08.080 who the fuck are you to say that 1.00

01:06:09.760 to a black man? 1.00

01:06:11.180 That's crazy. 0.99

01:06:12.540 I would never say that.

01:06:16.240 This has been like talked about too.

01:06:17.840 Like,

01:06:18.340 because being black to them 0.66

01:06:19.820 isn't necessarily come down

01:06:21.580 to the color of your skin.

01:06:22.400 And it comes down to what

01:06:23.400 you believe in.

01:06:24.560 And it's like,

01:06:24.960 and if you don't believe in

01:06:26.740 this certain type.

01:06:27.840 Yeah.

01:06:28.860 Yeah.

01:06:29.220 It's an identity,

01:06:29.880 not a skinkle. 0.99

01:06:30.460 And by your identity,

01:06:31.460 they actually just mean like,

01:06:32.980 what do you believe?

01:06:33.700 Like,

01:06:34.060 do you believe what we believe?

01:06:35.260 Or do you believe what

01:06:36.100 someone else does?

01:06:37.040 Because it's straight,

01:06:37.800 like collectivism trap,

01:06:39.960 obviously,

01:06:40.580 which is what it is,

01:06:41.060 which is what CRT.

01:06:41.980 So CRT is just instead.

01:06:44.180 So it used to be,

01:06:45.520 uh,

01:06:45.760 the commies have the has

01:06:46.720 and the has not.

01:06:47.680 It's right.

01:06:47.960 But that didn't,

01:06:48.460 that failed,

01:06:49.040 obviously classes,

01:06:50.080 right.

01:06:50.340 So now it's now,

01:06:51.300 now they moved it to,

01:06:52.380 uh,

01:06:52.800 just race warfare.

01:06:53.720 And now it's like everyone

01:06:55.320 versus the white pretty much.

01:06:57.020 Is it CRT is more collectivism? 1.00

01:06:58.560 Commie trash is all this. 0.98

01:06:59.840 Well, 1.00

01:06:59.940 yeah.

01:07:00.120 Cultural Marxism is a term 0.76

01:07:01.600 that a lot of people use.

01:07:02.820 And,

01:07:03.380 uh,

01:07:03.940 I mean,

01:07:04.480 I will say that like,

01:07:05.880 whenever you're Ben Shapiro's

01:07:07.500 of the world,

01:07:08.000 use it.

01:07:08.380 They're probably don't, 0.99

01:07:09.220 they probably have no fucking 1.00

01:07:10.360 idea what they're talking about. 1.00

01:07:11.480 They don't know shit about 0.98

01:07:12.180 Marx. 0.98

01:07:12.460 They're talking about

01:07:12.860 cultural Marxism,

01:07:13.660 but then they also want to

01:07:14.500 give money to an ethno state

01:07:16.020 that they want.

01:07:16.720 The whole idea behind the term

01:07:20.020 cultural Marxism is the whole

01:07:21.820 idea,

01:07:22.200 the whole edifice of Marxism

01:07:23.640 is the class struggle.

01:07:24.780 And you just swap out

01:07:26.280 class for race.

01:07:27.560 For race.

01:07:28.260 Yeah.

01:07:28.700 And that's what cultural Marxism

01:07:30.280 is.

01:07:30.540 And it's a good term, 0.98

01:07:31.460 but people use it wrong.

01:07:32.920 Right.

01:07:33.180 And it's been kind of,

01:07:34.020 the whale has been poisoned 1.00

01:07:34.900 by the dumb ass neocon 1.00

01:07:36.740 boomer cons like Ben Shapiro. 1.00

01:07:38.700 Right.

01:07:38.860 But that's,

01:07:39.500 that's the whole idea behind

01:07:40.340 the term cultural Marxism

01:07:41.460 right there.

01:07:41.820 And you just nailed it,

01:07:42.520 Adam.

01:07:43.520 But whenever,

01:07:44.560 whenever you get them to like

01:07:46.300 say like they're lesser,

01:07:47.600 like you'll be like,

01:07:48.440 and are they lesser?

01:07:49.240 And they're like,

01:07:50.140 okay.

01:07:50.600 Or you're like,

01:07:50.980 finally,

01:07:51.260 I can agree with you.

01:07:52.300 Like we can't,

01:07:53.320 they're lesser.

01:07:55.820 That will never happen.

01:07:57.400 They just double down on it.

01:07:59.380 They just double down on it.

01:08:00.620 And they're like,

01:08:01.040 no,

01:08:01.200 it's not what I'm saying.

01:08:01.820 I'm like,

01:08:02.060 no,

01:08:02.240 it's actually exactly what you're saying.

01:08:05.000 Can you just say it

01:08:05.760 so I can agree with you? 1.00

01:08:06.760 Damn it. 1.00

01:08:07.140 Right. 1.00

01:08:08.540 Right.

01:08:08.900 I like the comment that,

01:08:10.980 oh my,

01:08:11.400 just put the,

01:08:12.420 the most recent one,

01:08:13.600 but just instead of whiteness,

01:08:15.900 white womeness. 0.99

01:08:16.960 And I was wholeheartedly.

01:08:18.660 That's exactly it.

01:08:20.180 What was that?

01:08:21.280 Bill Burr,

01:08:21.820 Bill Burr had a SNL monologue bit,

01:08:23.680 right?

01:08:23.860 Where he was like,

01:08:24.660 white woman somehow stepped over the rope 1.00

01:08:26.780 into like somehow like being like,

01:08:29.100 like suffered or like a minority.

01:08:30.820 I'm like,

01:08:31.300 but you,

01:08:32.560 but you,

01:08:33.480 but you, 1.00

01:08:33.780 but you bathed it in the spoils for fucking centuries. 1.00

01:08:37.140 You've been in the hot tub right next to me, 1.00

01:08:39.440 bitch. 1.00

01:08:39.980 Something like that. 1.00

01:08:40.720 But that's so true.

01:08:42.980 Cause I'm like,

01:08:43.380 how are you a prep?

01:08:44.720 Like my wife doesn't think like that, 0.97

01:08:46.220 but if she was ever to be like,

01:08:47.380 you know,

01:08:47.660 like I'm acting,

01:08:48.400 I would be like,

01:08:48.940 stop right now.

01:08:50.280 Like you,

01:08:51.180 we,

01:08:52.040 I'm going to stop you right there.

01:08:54.700 So sometimes that's what I'm saying.

01:08:56.340 Like people don't understand like a real struggle.

01:08:58.940 That's the problem.

01:08:59.880 Is this,

01:09:00.400 we have it so good in this country.

01:09:01.900 They don't understand.

01:09:03.000 Like I go to the favelas in Brazil and then come back. 1.00

01:09:06.220 That's fucking poverty. 1.00

01:09:07.420 Yes. 1.00

01:09:08.420 Yeah.

01:09:08.660 And yeah,

01:09:09.400 it's really easy to be that kind of person.

01:09:11.740 Like it's like,

01:09:12.240 it's just like the champagne socialist or the ivory tower Marxist, 0.99

01:09:15.440 whatever the fuck term you want to use for them. 0.98

01:09:16.880 There's a lot of them that I've seen on the internet. 0.98

01:09:18.940 It's very easy to be that whenever you have,

01:09:21.680 you want for nothing,

01:09:22.720 your middle class,

01:09:23.640 you grew up in,

01:09:24.380 you grew up definition of privilege.

01:09:25.940 You meaning the people I'm talking about.

01:09:27.480 You're not y'all obviously,

01:09:28.840 or the audience.

01:09:30.000 Those some of y'all in the audience may,

01:09:31.140 I don't know.

01:09:31.960 We got some bougie,

01:09:33.080 some bougie progs in the audience.

01:09:34.840 Maybe you'll,

01:09:35.400 maybe we'll convert you.

01:09:36.160 We're ready to get monetized.

01:09:37.240 So we're going to drop,

01:09:37.980 start dropping like a hundred dollar super chats on.

01:09:40.440 But no,

01:09:43.060 I'm talking about the specific,

01:09:44.340 like the champagne socialists of the world,

01:09:46.400 that it's so easy to espouse this ideology. 0.99

01:09:49.000 And it's so easy to say this kind of shit whenever you've never wanted for 0.99

01:09:52.180 anything. 1.00

01:09:52.600 And,

01:09:53.400 and you've,

01:09:54.400 you know,

01:09:55.060 from your rich suburban neighborhood,

01:09:59.900 you're,

01:10:00.260 you really think you have, 0.68

01:10:01.680 you're in touch with the poor black community. 1.00

01:10:03.920 You motherfuck, 1.00

01:10:04.520 you really think that you are, 1.00

01:10:05.880 you like the whitest of white in Vermont, 1.00

01:10:09.420 fucking in a middle class neighborhood. 1.00

01:10:12.140 You're not in touch with the fucking interstate or interstate Brooklyn. 1.00

01:10:15.040 It goes back to like these people, 0.99

01:10:17.240 like the Unfecatarians, 1.00

01:10:18.080 you've talked to like,

01:10:19.100 you were to ask them what their favorite rap album is.

01:10:21.460 And they couldn't answer you.

01:10:22.860 That was Polpo. 0.97

01:10:24.460 Oh,

01:10:24.900 wait,

01:10:25.120 I'm sorry.

01:10:25.880 But excellent move.

01:10:27.700 Outstanding move.

01:10:29.360 It's legitimate.

01:10:30.260 Like you want to talk about these,

01:10:32.560 what these people suffer and everything,

01:10:33.780 but you don't care about their culture.

01:10:35.640 You don't even know about anything,

01:10:36.660 but you want to like be an,

01:10:37.840 speak for their behalf.

01:10:39.260 It's like,

01:10:39.660 okay.

01:10:39.880 I mean,

01:10:40.860 even if you could speak for their behalf,

01:10:42.800 at least know what like they listened to at least at the bare minimum,

01:10:46.660 but you don't even know that.

01:10:47.780 And then you're going to be like,

01:10:49.140 call someone racist.

01:10:50.060 Like,

01:10:50.980 yeah.

01:10:51.920 And what Nick was saying about the cultural Marxism thing,

01:10:54.860 they're also taking not just black people or people of other races,

01:10:58.720 but people of other sexual preferences and whatever,

01:11:00.720 and lumping them all into this group of yeah.

01:11:02.900 Non-white straight people. 0.63

01:11:04.440 It's such a non straight white man, 1.00

01:11:06.340 I guess.

01:11:06.940 And it's like,

01:11:07.300 these people don't have anything to do.

01:11:08.800 Like trans people don't think the same way as black people for the most

01:11:12.360 part.

01:11:12.660 These people don't have anything to do with each other.

01:11:14.580 Well,

01:11:15.200 that's a day.

01:11:15.780 Chappelle touched on that too.

01:11:17.020 Right.

01:11:17.320 When the gay movement tried with the, 0.99

01:11:21.700 with the fucking like civil rights movement. 0.99

01:11:23.880 And they're like, 0.99

01:11:24.200 we're not the same.

01:11:27.960 It's like,

01:11:28.580 what are you talking about? 0.99

01:11:29.760 It's because everyone tries to be oppressed now and it's fucking weak, 1.00

01:11:34.640 pathetic shit. 1.00

01:11:35.960 I don't care what, 1.00

01:11:37.380 where you come from.

01:11:38.260 Like,

01:11:38.720 stop trying to be like,

01:11:39.780 what was me? 1.00

01:11:40.620 It's fucking pathetic, 1.00

01:11:41.900 dude. 1.00

01:11:42.240 Grow a fucking pair of balls and just be better. 1.00

01:11:45.180 I guess. 1.00

01:11:45.980 It's like, 0.76

01:11:46.560 it's also with the gay, 0.99

01:11:47.780 like the gay try to mix with the black people. 0.99

01:11:49.780 It's like, 0.99

01:11:50.020 do you know that like,

01:11:51.280 usually the black people are the most like religious, 0.99

01:11:53.320 uh, 0.99

01:11:53.920 sex, 0.78

01:11:54.480 like in the United States,

01:11:55.680 like some of the,

01:11:56.240 like the ones that go to the church,

01:11:57.160 the most,

01:11:57.620 like really,

01:11:58.540 if you actually look at the most,

01:11:59.920 the conservative and their views,

01:12:01.060 especially on like gay,

01:12:03.180 lesbian,

01:12:03.620 bi,

01:12:04.100 whatever,

01:12:04.820 like,

01:12:05.100 it's like,

01:12:05.380 you're not going to get with them because they don't like you.

01:12:08.360 Like ask, 0.94

01:12:09.400 ask most of the black community. 0.96

01:12:10.620 If they're cool with the homophobia and trans stuff. 1.00

01:12:14.020 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:16.020 They'll be the first to call you a fag. 1.00

01:12:18.040 And I'm just going to put it. 1.00

01:12:20.000 I mean, 1.00

01:12:20.440 look at this faggot. 1.00

01:12:21.500 Like, 1.00

01:12:21.640 and they,

01:12:21.920 and they should cracker a hundred percent dude. 1.00

01:12:26.980 Fucking. 0.99

01:12:27.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:27.780 I mean,

01:12:28.180 I,

01:12:28.560 yeah,

01:12:28.680 I grew up playing football.

01:12:30.320 Uh,

01:12:30.720 yeah,

01:12:31.100 that was just common around the locker room.

01:12:33.640 I mean,

01:12:34.060 of course,

01:12:34.600 like it just is what it is. 0.99

01:12:35.640 It was funny shit back then, 0.97

01:12:36.880 but like, 0.97

01:12:37.200 yeah,

01:12:37.780 it's,

01:12:38.240 it's weird,

01:12:39.220 dude.

01:12:39.360 It's weird.

01:12:39.920 Like a lot of,

01:12:40.620 even like a lot,

01:12:41.160 you see like in a lot of lefty comics,

01:12:42.560 like,

01:12:43.460 uh,

01:12:43.660 they're so eat,

01:12:44.320 they're so quick to be like tax everything.

01:12:46.660 Cause I'm like, 1.00

01:12:47.040 you don't own shit. 1.00

01:12:47.900 You live in the fucking center city, 1.00

01:12:49.520 Philadelphia. 1.00

01:12:49.880 You rent.

01:12:50.620 And like, 0.99

01:12:51.580 you bitch about your landlord. 1.00

01:12:52.720 I'm like, 1.00

01:12:52.980 yeah,

01:12:53.080 he has a job and own stuff. 1.00

01:12:54.680 You fucking loser. 1.00

01:12:56.180 Like you own nothing. 1.00

01:12:58.080 Like you own,

01:12:58.740 of course,

01:12:59.260 like you have,

01:13:00.000 when you own nothing,

01:13:00.900 you have no value to,

01:13:02.180 to anybody else's stuff.

01:13:04.360 It's like,

01:13:04.860 if you become,

01:13:05.360 like I said,

01:13:05.660 land,

01:13:05.900 like I said before,

01:13:06.360 like a landowner,

01:13:07.200 buy a car,

01:13:07.860 own a house.

01:13:08.360 It's like,

01:13:08.740 you're like,

01:13:09.380 no,

01:13:09.580 no,

01:13:09.700 no,

01:13:09.720 no,

01:13:10.020 don't touch it.

01:13:10.620 It's mine.

01:13:11.020 Don't, 1.00

01:13:11.300 I don't want to give you shit. 1.00

01:13:12.220 Like, 1.00

01:13:12.360 but they don't get that.

01:13:13.220 They're so quick to be like,

01:13:14.180 give it away.

01:13:14.760 It's like,

01:13:14.980 well,

01:13:15.200 work for something,

01:13:16.460 anything.

01:13:16.940 Well,

01:13:17.040 it's also,

01:13:17.400 it's also like that even their comedy career,

01:13:20.220 they really didn't work for.

01:13:21.460 They just said the,

01:13:23.460 basically the left agenda in a barely,

01:13:27.580 if funny at all way.

01:13:29.780 And then they're just like,

01:13:31.400 they get all the praise from everybody because they said like the things that they were supposed to.

01:13:36.780 It's not even worked for it.

01:13:37.580 They don't have to work.

01:13:38.160 And the reality is like,

01:13:45.700 there is some truth to the Marxism thing.

01:13:49.700 It's just that the oppressor is the state.

01:13:52.940 Yeah.

01:13:53.640 Like that's the division,

01:13:54.680 the state versus everybody else.

01:13:56.260 People don't get that.

01:13:57.880 And the state don't want people to understand that.

01:14:00.780 So they divide people up into all these different groups as much as they can.

01:14:04.140 And now they're doing it with vaccinated versus unvaccinated.

01:14:06.780 Unvaccinated.

01:14:08.000 That's going to be insane.

01:14:09.520 And it's honestly,

01:14:10.400 it's coming.

01:14:12.160 And honestly,

01:14:13.660 I'm kind of,

01:14:13.920 I'm kind of looking forward to it because I mean,

01:14:15.200 it's going to cause a divide.

01:14:16.540 That's just like,

01:14:17.220 all right,

01:14:17.700 like here's the two sides.

01:14:19.400 And it's very defined lines.

01:14:21.600 What I'm most excited for is the idea of put up or shut up.

01:14:25.220 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:25.840 Like these people that are in for like Matt Iglesias,

01:14:28.240 I'm going to call him out by name.

01:14:29.480 Cause he said some absurd thing where he said,

01:14:31.140 look,

01:14:31.380 the next thing,

01:14:32.060 the next step is either you get 50 bucks and get a vaccine.

01:14:35.840 If you don't do that,

01:14:36.780 they'll hold you down and give you the vaccine.

01:14:38.940 I'm like,

01:14:39.180 all right, 1.00

01:14:39.500 motherfucker, 1.00

01:14:40.120 bet, 1.00

01:14:40.560 bet, 1.00

01:14:41.100 motherfucker. 1.00

01:14:41.560 Like, 1.00

01:14:41.740 come on,

01:14:42.380 do it.

01:14:43.060 You know,

01:14:43.420 everybody,

01:14:44.280 he got absolutely racial.

01:14:45.500 Like,

01:14:45.600 obviously these opinions are not that popular.

01:14:47.920 They're not as popular as Twitter would have.

01:14:49.560 You think,

01:14:50.060 but I'm like,

01:14:50.840 look,

01:14:51.080 if people are espousing these ideas, 0.99

01:14:53.600 fucking bet, 1.00

01:14:54.680 bro. 1.00

01:14:55.020 Exactly.

01:14:56.340 That's a hundred percent.

01:14:57.760 No,

01:14:58.000 Nick,

01:14:58.240 I'm telling bar.

01:14:59.000 It's like,

01:14:59.300 first of all,

01:14:59.780 that's why I always tell people,

01:15:00.620 are you going to make me do it?

01:15:01.840 Are you going to do it?

01:15:02.560 Cause I'll, 1.00

01:15:02.900 I'll fucking kill you with my bare hands. 1.00

01:15:04.800 Dude, 1.00

01:15:05.200 exactly.

01:15:05.840 Like,

01:15:06.160 I know I,

01:15:06.700 cause that's the thing.

01:15:07.260 I know I can,

01:15:08.360 cause again,

01:15:08.920 at past MMA background and stuff like that,

01:15:10.380 but it's like, 0.99

01:15:10.780 it's like these people talk so much shit online. 1.00

01:15:13.720 And this is beat to death. 1.00

01:15:14.500 Now this fucking topic, 0.99

01:15:15.320 but like as soon, 0.99

01:15:16.580 as soon as you see them in person,

01:15:17.880 they're like,

01:15:18.280 what,

01:15:19.080 what's going on?

01:15:20.360 Like, 0.99

01:15:20.780 they're like fucking like, 0.99

01:15:22.320 I'm like, 0.99

01:15:22.680 do you not know where my eyes are?

01:15:24.000 They're right here. 1.00

01:15:24.460 You fucking bitch. 1.00

01:15:25.520 Like, 1.00

01:15:25.740 look now say what you said on Twitter.

01:15:27.600 Like,

01:15:27.900 I,

01:15:28.020 I,

01:15:28.640 um, 1.00

01:15:29.560 or the fucking former mayor of New York that just said, 1.00

01:15:32.520 like, 1.00

01:15:33.240 we need to get like,

01:15:34.180 we,

01:15:34.420 uh,

01:15:34.860 these,

01:15:35.160 the people have had enough time.

01:15:36.720 The voluntary phase is over.

01:15:38.680 Yeah.

01:15:38.940 Like basically it was like,

01:15:39.920 we played nice.

01:15:41.100 Now it's,

01:15:41.540 now it's not nice times.

01:15:42.660 Like,

01:15:42.880 okay. 1.00

01:15:43.260 Motherfucker. 1.00

01:15:43.840 Like, 1.00

01:15:44.020 all right.

01:15:45.180 People are going to get a real.

01:15:46.180 It was de Blasio.

01:15:47.200 De Blasio said,

01:15:48.280 I reached actually,

01:15:49.000 I retweeted that,

01:15:49.700 uh,

01:15:50.520 people are going to get a real shooty if that happens.

01:15:52.420 So yeah.

01:15:53.700 And rightfully so.

01:15:55.120 Well,

01:15:55.440 except that in New York city,

01:15:57.020 they've taken away most people's gone.

01:15:58.700 Yeah.

01:15:59.720 Yeah.

01:15:59.960 But outside of there,

01:16:00.980 you know,

01:16:03.000 you'll just see a mass exodus.

01:16:04.500 Like,

01:16:04.840 like technically even more than what we're already seeing now,

01:16:07.520 you'll just see them even more getting out of there and being like,

01:16:10.280 no, 1.00

01:16:10.440 I'm not going to deal with your shit. 1.00

01:16:11.800 I'm going to go down at least two. 1.00

01:16:13.720 I mean,

01:16:14.040 it's not,

01:16:14.800 I mean,

01:16:15.100 no,

01:16:15.300 no state is free,

01:16:16.500 but an even more free state.

01:16:17.700 That's not going to at least come to my house and make my family do against 0.85

01:16:21.620 their will,

01:16:22.280 take a vaccine that they don't want.

01:16:23.920 And it's not even like,

01:16:25.620 we're not even anti-vax.

01:16:26.460 It's just like,

01:16:26.920 I don't want it.

01:16:27.520 I should have to take it.

01:16:28.360 Here's the thing,

01:16:29.080 dude,

01:16:29.220 this is the thing.

01:16:29.820 It's,

01:16:29.980 it's not even that I'm anti-vax or anything like that. 0.99

01:16:32.580 Like I've been vaccinated for fucking T-dap and the D-tap, 1.00

01:16:35.860 like diphtheria and pertussis meningitis. 0.99

01:16:38.180 I can't like, 1.00

01:16:38.840 fuck it. 1.00

01:16:39.160 Whatever. 1.00

01:16:39.960 It's not that, 1.00

01:16:41.080 but the way that they're going about this shit is so absurd. 0.97

01:16:44.440 They would have you believe that more than half of the people that get the 1.00

01:16:48.180 Corona virus fucking die from it. 0.99

01:16:50.260 It's so absurd. 1.00

01:16:51.620 Everybody that's pushing these vaccines is acting as if your fucking life is on 1.00

01:16:57.360 the line. 1.00

01:16:57.720 It's like,

01:16:57.940 no,

01:16:58.160 my life is like 0.02% chance on the line. 1.00

01:17:02.580 Like really get real with this motherfucker. 0.99

01:17:04.540 And what's really bothering me lately is all the people who were, 0.99

01:17:08.160 I saw this,

01:17:08.920 um, 0.99

01:17:09.300 what's his fucking name? 1.00

01:17:10.160 Rich Eisen tweeted. 1.00

01:17:11.840 Oh yeah.

01:17:12.680 He got the Delta variant.

01:17:14.500 It's no joke.

01:17:15.380 Thank God I was vaccinated because I know my symptoms would have been a lot worse.

01:17:19.180 It's like,

01:17:19.540 you just made two claims.

01:17:20.940 You cannot back up and people are doing this all over.

01:17:24.060 There is no same claim today.

01:17:26.380 Yes.

01:17:26.780 There is no proof.

01:17:27.860 I tweeted about that too. 0.99

01:17:28.700 There is no proof that if you get the fucking, 0.99

01:17:31.120 I'm saying it right now, 0.99

01:17:31.940 there's no proof.

01:17:32.620 There's no way to prove that if you got the,

01:17:34.700 it's cause there's,

01:17:35.600 you're,

01:17:35.780 you're dealing with evidence that doesn't exist. 1.00

01:17:37.560 You didn't have the fucking thing when you were not vaccinated. 0.99

01:17:40.180 You got it while you were vaccinated. 1.00

01:17:41.860 You have no way to know how bad your symptoms would have been. 1.00

01:17:44.560 Had you not gotten the fucking vaccine on top of that, 0.99

01:17:47.860 they're not doing gene sequencing on every single test to figure out if you got 0.99

01:17:51.900 the so-called Delta variant.

01:17:53.480 They have no idea.

01:17:54.840 Everyone's making claims. 0.99

01:17:55.800 They can't fucking back up. 0.98

01:17:56.660 And that's what's pissing me off about it. 0.98

01:17:58.180 The fall of the science crowd is not being scientific in the slightest.

01:18:01.280 And it's pissing me off.

01:18:01.820 They never were.

01:18:02.620 They never were.

01:18:03.500 You're right.

01:18:03.900 They never were.

01:18:04.500 But it's like,

01:18:05.200 the media and politics are two weeks away from just showing 28 days later footage

01:18:09.920 of being like,

01:18:10.460 yo,

01:18:10.680 look what COVID is doing to people.

01:18:12.100 Exactly.

01:18:12.540 It's insane.

01:18:13.660 But it's totally true because they will use anything they can to be like,

01:18:18.700 you have to take this.

01:18:19.880 And what's crazy is like,

01:18:21.800 even after the year we had of saying how bad COVID is,

01:18:26.380 and they're like,

01:18:26.840 this is so bad.

01:18:27.540 And the new variant's even worse.

01:18:29.200 And they're like,

01:18:30.580 we will do everything we can to make you take the virus.

01:18:33.700 We'll give you thousands of dollars.

01:18:35.420 We'll do raffles.

01:18:36.460 We'll do all this stuff.

01:18:37.040 And people are still like,

01:18:38.100 no,

01:18:38.280 I don't want it.

01:18:39.220 It's like,

01:18:39.660 at some point you've got to admit like,

01:18:41.500 this isn't that good.

01:18:43.560 Like,

01:18:43.660 it's like,

01:18:43.920 people just don't want it.

01:18:45.360 If it helps you,

01:18:46.420 wow,

01:18:46.600 there's a lot of incentivization to,

01:18:48.220 if that's a word,

01:18:48.880 you know what I meant.

01:18:49.620 There's a lot of incentivizing.

01:18:50.640 It's an incentive.

01:18:52.180 It's like,

01:18:52.780 it's like,

01:18:53.400 no,

01:18:53.820 it's amazing.

01:18:55.360 There's never a government push or incentive to,

01:18:57.920 I don't know,

01:18:58.200 work out or eat healthier.

01:19:00.220 Right.

01:19:00.780 It's like,

01:19:01.580 or this is the whole deal with,

01:19:04.200 you're seeing a giant shift to our people that are saying,

01:19:06.700 well,

01:19:07.140 if they didn't get the vaccine,

01:19:08.640 we shouldn't give them medical care.

01:19:10.360 All right, 1.00

01:19:10.900 motherfucker. 1.00

01:19:11.320 You're going to say the same thing for people who overeat and are obese and are 1.00

01:19:14.560 facing heart disease or whatever cancer because of that.

01:19:17.420 I bet smoking or anything,

01:19:19.860 literally any choice that anybody makes.

01:19:22.800 Nobody's calling for people not to receive medical care,

01:19:25.540 except for if they don't get the vaccine and get COVID. 0.97

01:19:27.880 That's the only thing I've ever fucking seen. 0.96

01:19:29.980 And also all the art. 0.94

01:19:31.220 I'm sorry,

01:19:31.540 God,

01:19:32.240 like motorcycles,

01:19:33.520 like people that drive motorcycles are statistically way more likely to get

01:19:37.620 into a wreck and actually injure themselves.

01:19:39.240 So they not receive medical care because they chose to,

01:19:41.820 they took a risk.

01:19:43.560 They took a risk. 1.00

01:19:44.260 Like it's so retarded. 1.00

01:19:45.500 Well, 0.84

01:19:45.580 you know what the art,

01:19:46.160 the argument is that people are going to argue that the COVID thing is

01:19:49.900 different because you're getting other people sick potentially.

01:19:52.840 And it's not just your own health. 1.00

01:19:54.480 That's bullshit though, 0.99

01:19:55.460 because the burden of proof, 0.99

01:19:57.860 this is the whole deal.

01:19:58.800 Like I said,

01:19:59.300 that's on the swamp creatures podcast.

01:20:00.660 And I've seen this quote somewhere else,

01:20:02.360 but this is actually,

01:20:03.280 this is,

01:20:03.720 I resonate with this a lot. 1.00

01:20:05.800 Sick until proven healthy is just as bad as fucking guilty until proven 1.00

01:20:09.800 innocent. 1.00

01:20:10.380 I don't have COVID. 1.00

01:20:11.500 If I walk into your store and I'm not have a fucking mask on, 1.00

01:20:14.580 I can't spread a disease that I don't have motherfucker. 1.00

01:20:17.600 It doesn't work that way. 1.00

01:20:18.880 People would have you believe that the shit just spontaneously comes around 0.99

01:20:22.040 because you breathe on somebody else. 1.00

01:20:23.960 Bitch, 1.00

01:20:24.220 you have to have it. 1.00

01:20:25.180 Well,

01:20:25.500 they also,

01:20:26.060 from the beginning,

01:20:27.500 I'm pretty sure from the beginning, 1.00

01:20:28.660 I'm sick motherfucker. 1.00

01:20:31.000 Right at the beginning, 1.00

01:20:31.700 I believe they said like the,

01:20:33.120 uh,

01:20:33.340 you can't spread it if you don't have symptoms and they came back and they

01:20:36.020 changed it.

01:20:36.380 And I think by now it's come back and said,

01:20:38.440 like,

01:20:38.640 if you don't have symptoms,

01:20:39.540 you can't spread it.

01:20:40.360 It's there's not,

01:20:41.300 yeah.

01:20:42.420 There's also left this lot.

01:20:44.680 I'm sorry. 0.99

01:20:44.960 There's this dumb leftist logic. 0.99

01:20:46.700 That's like, 1.00

01:20:47.680 you're just seeing science in real time.

01:20:49.800 So there's wrong decision.

01:20:51.100 It's like,

01:20:51.400 great.

01:20:51.820 We all know that.

01:20:52.740 That's why we shouldn't be making gigantic economical decisions off it.

01:20:56.080 Yeah.

01:20:56.920 Yeah.

01:20:57.120 It's like,

01:20:57.860 yeah,

01:20:58.420 it's like the science has changed.

01:20:59.980 And again,

01:21:00.480 the thing about,

01:21:01.840 that's what science does.

01:21:03.020 They're like science changes.

01:21:04.260 And it goes through steps like,

01:21:05.720 well,

01:21:05.840 then if it's continually changing,

01:21:07.220 you don't go like,

01:21:08.140 take a hard stance on it and be like,

01:21:10.220 great.

01:21:10.460 Right now.

01:21:11.380 And decide the policy for the next year.

01:21:13.480 And so on. 0.99

01:21:14.160 Who the fuck knows. 0.99

01:21:14.820 And then next week we're literally going to go back on it, 0.99

01:21:17.340 but we still,

01:21:18.020 the policy is still in effect.

01:21:19.260 Like it's so right.

01:21:21.000 And yeah.

01:21:21.460 And also they just basically also cherry pick any type of stats that they

01:21:25.900 want to,

01:21:26.520 to take it.

01:21:27.660 Like,

01:21:27.920 I think Robbie was tweeting about this today,

01:21:30.180 this morning.

01:21:31.240 He was talking about the,

01:21:32.840 uh,

01:21:33.120 how people,

01:21:34.400 the hospitalizations in 12 to 17 year olds that have gotten the,

01:21:38.500 because of the vaccine.

01:21:39.540 And I was like,

01:21:40.420 I looked it up and it's higher than the hospitalization rate.

01:21:42.860 If,

01:21:43.220 if the same age group got COVID,

01:21:46.220 it's like,

01:21:46.720 there's more,

01:21:47.700 like,

01:21:48.080 it's more harmful to take the vaccine as a kid than it is just to get

01:21:51.520 COVID to get the virus as a kid.

01:21:53.020 Yeah.

01:21:53.140 And another thing about asymptomatic spread is the whole idea behind,

01:21:56.700 like,

01:21:57.080 you can't,

01:21:58.260 you can't,

01:21:58.760 you're not contagious with the flu.

01:22:00.420 Once your fever is gone.

01:22:02.480 Right.

01:22:02.780 It's like,

01:22:03.120 if you're,

01:22:03.560 that's because your viral load,

01:22:05.100 look,

01:22:05.240 I'm not a doctor.

01:22:05.980 This is not medical advice. 0.99

01:22:07.080 I'm not a fucking scientist, 0.97

01:22:08.200 but based on my knowledge, 0.99

01:22:09.480 I heard you're a mechanic.

01:22:10.220 Is that true?

01:22:10.880 It is true.

01:22:12.420 Don't believe,

01:22:13.600 but so is Cernovich's dad.

01:22:14.980 Cernovich. 1.00

01:22:15.300 Don't believe that son of a bitch. 1.00

01:22:17.180 But the whole idea is your viral load is low enough to the point where your 1.00

01:22:22.360 symptoms are so mild.

01:22:24.120 That's in like,

01:22:25.320 that's a tangent with the fact that you,

01:22:26.960 your viral load is not high enough to spread it anymore.

01:22:29.240 That's like the point.

01:22:30.440 So if you're asymptomatic,

01:22:31.400 I have pretty big loads.

01:22:32.840 I have pretty,

01:22:33.180 I got it for the comedian.

01:22:36.080 Let's go.

01:22:36.960 If you're asymptomatic,

01:22:38.940 that only it,

01:22:40.320 from my understanding of how viruses work,

01:22:42.720 that just means if you're asymptomatic,

01:22:44.180 your viral load can be low enough if you have HIV and you won't spread it to

01:22:48.940 your partner.

01:22:49.580 That's the thing.

01:22:50.980 If your viral load is that low that you don't even have symptoms, 0.99

01:22:55.500 how the fuck could you spread it? 0.98

01:22:57.160 That's the whole point of going back to school when you have the flu. 0.99

01:23:00.520 Once your fever is gone,

01:23:01.780 like why are we turning the whole medical knowledge upside down over this 1.00

01:23:05.440 fucking virus? 0.99

01:23:06.600 What I love is that like, 1.00

01:23:08.000 so even when they tell people like,

01:23:12.000 okay,

01:23:12.280 HIV only spreads through sex.

01:23:14.520 And like, 1.00

01:23:14.940 it will kill you. 0.77

01:23:16.440 And people are still like, 0.68

01:23:17.360 nah, 1.00

01:23:17.520 we're still going to fuck. 1.00

01:23:18.820 But then like, 1.00

01:23:19.420 and then like COVID,

01:23:20.580 they're like,

01:23:21.360 it only,

01:23:21.920 it spreads through maybe something you do.

01:23:24.440 Don't go outside.

01:23:25.700 It's like,

01:23:26.020 okay,

01:23:26.180 people would much rather go outside than like,

01:23:28.580 just,

01:23:28.920 I mean,

01:23:29.100 people don't have sex all the time,

01:23:30.480 but going outside is totally different.

01:23:32.380 Like if they're going to, 0.97

01:23:33.320 if they're going to have sex and maybe die, 0.96

01:23:35.120 they'll definitely go outside their house. 0.98

01:23:37.300 Also the AIDS,

01:23:38.980 the AIDS stuff. 1.00

01:23:39.700 It's like someone fucked a monkey. 1.00

01:23:41.340 I'm like, 1.00

01:23:42.000 did they?

01:23:44.180 I mean, 1.00

01:23:45.940 I'm sure someone fucked a monkey for sure. 1.00

01:23:47.980 Oh, 1.00

01:23:48.260 yes,

01:23:48.440 definitely.

01:23:48.720 For sure.

01:23:49.000 It definitely happened.

01:23:49.820 A hundred percent.

01:23:50.300 A hundred percent.

01:23:50.840 It's happening now.

01:23:51.920 It's happening right now.

01:23:53.260 It's for sure happening right now.

01:23:54.480 But my point is like,

01:23:55.740 if you guys notice,

01:23:56.540 like there's never really any like real transmission from animals to like people,

01:24:00.640 like very,

01:24:01.180 very few things.

01:24:02.120 Like,

01:24:02.320 you know,

01:24:02.600 and it's like,

01:24:03.560 you always see,

01:24:04.020 I'm like, 1.00

01:24:04.260 I doubt it's such bullshit. 1.00

01:24:05.180 God damn it, 1.00

01:24:05.480 it's true. 0.99

01:24:09.820 What is ADE?

01:24:11.180 I've seen,

01:24:11.740 I've seen that before.

01:24:13.340 Avery or Avery.

01:24:14.420 How do you,

01:24:14.720 what is ADE?

01:24:15.640 What does that mean?

01:24:16.400 I've seen that.

01:24:17.160 What's the,

01:24:17.580 what's the,

01:24:18.120 um,

01:24:18.420 I don't know what that is.

01:24:21.420 Acronym.

01:24:21.820 What's the acronym stand for?

01:24:22.800 Cause I've seen that acronym before,

01:24:24.160 but you don't get my point about asymptomatic spread.

01:24:27.140 Like it just,

01:24:27.660 it doesn't make sense.

01:24:28.400 If you don't have symptoms for a virus,

01:24:29.780 that's,

01:24:30.080 that means your viral load is low enough.

01:24:31.860 So it's such that you don't have symptoms,

01:24:33.720 which means it's not high enough to spread.

01:24:36.340 Antibody dependent enhancement.

01:24:38.060 Apparently.

01:24:38.760 Ah, 0.97

01:24:39.440 I don't know what the fuck that means. 1.00

01:24:41.280 I've been having like fucking neck pain and like headaches from my fucking neck pain 1.00

01:24:44.860 and stuff. 0.99

01:24:46.140 And,

01:24:46.300 uh, 1.00

01:24:46.500 fucking dick, 1.00

01:24:47.040 bro. 1.00

01:24:47.680 Hey,

01:24:48.080 don't tell me what to do.

01:24:49.460 Don't tell me what to do.

01:24:50.520 All right.

01:24:51.180 I don't know.

01:24:51.520 You might take a viral load in your mind.

01:24:53.300 I enjoy it.

01:24:55.160 I enjoy a good viral load.

01:24:58.880 No.

01:24:59.400 Um,

01:24:59.600 I,

01:24:59.960 so I went to the doctor and,

01:25:01.320 uh,

01:25:02.160 they,

01:25:02.520 he,

01:25:02.620 he,

01:25:03.940 he was like,

01:25:04.640 probably not COVID.

01:25:05.300 I'm like,

01:25:05.540 not even COVID.

01:25:06.220 All right.

01:25:06.480 He didn't even like,

01:25:07.740 I guess that was kind of a good sign.

01:25:09.140 Like he wasn't like pushing a COVID thing on me.

01:25:11.400 He was,

01:25:11.740 he was actually like listening to me about my actual neck.

01:25:14.160 And like,

01:25:14.440 you know,

01:25:14.700 so I,

01:25:15.360 I thought I was going to go to the doctor and be like,

01:25:17.260 I have neck and back pain and head pain,

01:25:19.420 you know,

01:25:19.700 I'm going to have headaches. 0.99

01:25:20.320 I thought he'd be like fucking COVID test. 0.99

01:25:22.640 And I was, 0.99

01:25:23.880 he was just like,

01:25:24.580 he didn't bring it up.

01:25:25.220 He was like,

01:25:25.500 all right,

01:25:25.660 cool. 1.00

01:25:26.300 You next fucked up. 1.00

01:25:27.220 I was like, 1.00

01:25:27.460 great.

01:25:27.720 He's like, 1.00

01:25:27.940 here's some x-rays you idiot. 1.00

01:25:28.840 I was like, 1.00

01:25:29.040 thank you.

01:25:29.420 That was kind of it.

01:25:31.700 But like,

01:25:32.020 that was good to kind of see.

01:25:33.320 So I was like,

01:25:33.660 maybe that might be also again,

01:25:35.900 cause we don't know the truth,

01:25:36.800 right?

01:25:37.060 The media won't tell us.

01:25:38.160 So I'm hoping a lot of doctors are doing that and not just mine.

01:25:42.020 They're not just like making everything COVID related.

01:25:45.060 Here's the thing though.

01:25:45.900 I I've heard,

01:25:46.700 I don't remember where this story was from and I'm,

01:25:48.560 I'm sorry for the person who told me this story,

01:25:50.960 but,

01:25:51.940 uh,

01:25:52.280 I saw somebody I'm probably in a,

01:25:55.700 it was like a group chat on Twitter,

01:25:57.000 maybe in the discord or something was talking about how their grandfather was

01:26:01.920 sent home because he tested negative for COVID.

01:26:04.560 He was having a heart attack at the time.

01:26:07.180 And then he went back to the hospital.

01:26:09.140 Yeah.

01:26:09.240 He went to the ER was,

01:26:10.700 was actually having a heart attack.

01:26:12.300 They were like,

01:26:12.980 well,

01:26:13.080 you tested negative,

01:26:13.700 negative for COVID.

01:26:14.660 So you're,

01:26:15.460 you know,

01:26:16.020 we're not going to bother, 1.00

01:26:16.920 but we wound up dying because of that shit. 1.00

01:26:19.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:19.720 It's like,

01:26:19.900 they didn't even bother. 0.99

01:26:23.680 It's created such a disproportionate strain and slant on the medical fucking practices 0.97

01:26:30.180 that everything is now worrying about COVID. 0.97

01:26:33.700 That's what it is.

01:26:34.360 That's what it's done.

01:26:34.940 From what I understand is I'm pretty sure they make more money off of,

01:26:39.080 uh,

01:26:39.500 treating COVID than they do.

01:26:40.800 Like they get more federal,

01:26:41.940 they get more government.

01:26:43.140 Yeah.

01:26:43.340 So,

01:26:43.700 so it's like,

01:26:44.360 that's why they have people.

01:26:46.500 I'm sorry.

01:26:47.220 It's a,

01:26:47.840 you know,

01:26:48.220 it's a,

01:26:48.620 it's just basically Austrian economics of like,

01:26:50.800 okay,

01:26:50.980 they're incentivizing.

01:26:52.680 They're making it incentivizing of,

01:26:54.560 okay,

01:26:54.760 if people have COVID,

01:26:55.640 you get paid more.

01:26:56.480 So therefore,

01:26:57.020 if we get more people with COVID,

01:26:58.840 we get paid even more.

01:27:00.240 So someone in the comments said each hospital gets like 40,

01:27:02.900 30,

01:27:03.200 30,

01:27:03.440 40 grand for each COVID death.

01:27:04.600 That's why like you saw like,

01:27:05.980 um,

01:27:06.880 uh,

01:27:07.100 people in car accidents getting killed in car accidents.

01:27:09.400 And then the hot family was like, 1.00

01:27:12.260 what the fuck you talking? 1.00

01:27:12.940 And they had to like sue the hospital and like get overturned. 1.00

01:27:15.300 There's like a whole thing.

01:27:15.960 And that happened more than once.

01:27:17.320 Like gunshots,

01:27:18.140 it was,

01:27:20.320 I'm like,

01:27:20.640 I'm like,

01:27:20.940 what are we?

01:27:21.280 And then you tell people,

01:27:21.920 this is like,

01:27:22.440 you're a conspiracy theorist.

01:27:23.440 I'm like,

01:27:23.740 yeah,

01:27:23.900 okay.

01:27:26.160 They will count you as a COVID death.

01:27:28.140 I don't know if this is true anymore,

01:27:29.260 but they were counting people as COVID deaths in some hospitals.

01:27:31.740 If they died within 28 days of a positive test.

01:27:36.680 Come on,

01:27:37.680 come on.

01:27:38.560 Also,

01:27:39.060 there's,

01:27:39.420 there's also this thing you see with like,

01:27:40.720 uh,

01:27:41.020 all these news articles,

01:27:41.900 right?

01:27:42.140 Well,

01:27:42.260 they'll print like a third healthy,

01:27:43.920 healthy 32 year old dies at COVID or hospitalized severely of COVID.

01:27:47.680 And you're like,

01:27:48.140 okay,

01:27:48.300 let me read this article.

01:27:49.120 And you start,

01:27:49.820 you start to read the article and you're like,

01:27:50.980 okay,

01:27:51.320 bull,

01:27:51.600 you're reading this basic like,

01:27:53.100 oh,

01:27:53.260 and,

01:27:53.440 and this one mother of two got sick. 1.00

01:27:56.020 And you're like,

01:27:56.260 okay,

01:27:56.600 okay,

01:27:56.920 okay,

01:27:57.320 okay.

01:27:57.540 And you're waiting for like the,

01:27:58.620 what does she look like though?

01:28:00.140 What does she look like though?

01:28:01.340 And then you get to the very,

01:28:03.040 very end of the article and she is 800 pounds and you're like healthy 32 year old. 1.00

01:28:11.300 No,

01:28:11.600 no,

01:28:11.660 no.

01:28:11.780 She's maybe 32.

01:28:13.560 That's a thing.

01:28:14.680 She's probably a woman, 1.00

01:28:16.220 but 800 pounds.

01:28:18.640 You know what I'm saying?

01:28:19.380 It's like,

01:28:19.700 you're not,

01:28:20.700 it's so dishonest. 0.99

01:28:21.560 More of an androgynous blob than a woman at this point. 1.00

01:28:24.060 More of a sea creature.

01:28:25.580 Maybe something Aquaman would ride.

01:28:28.100 Ursula from a little mermaid.

01:28:29.780 She stole the doctor's voice.

01:28:34.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:35.540 You have to do a lot of digging to find her genitals. 1.00

01:28:37.900 So it's hard to tell. 0.97

01:28:39.260 Well,

01:28:39.420 it's also crazy.

01:28:40.040 It's like,

01:28:40.360 and what I always think about is like,

01:28:41.960 why is the media doing like,

01:28:44.180 what is the point behind all of this?

01:28:46.100 I'm guessing,

01:28:46.720 are they getting money?

01:28:48.160 Like,

01:28:48.420 do they get more?

01:28:49.440 Because they're not getting more viewership.

01:28:52.480 I don't think out of it.

01:28:53.520 You're not getting more.

01:28:54.380 I mean,

01:28:54.800 you don't look better because of it.

01:28:56.800 So like,

01:28:57.460 why is this being pushed so hard?

01:28:59.380 And it has to be something.

01:29:00.100 But the fear,

01:29:00.620 that's the thing.

01:29:01.140 The fear sells.

01:29:02.040 Like,

01:29:02.240 that's what I guess.

01:29:03.540 The media,

01:29:04.360 the meat,

01:29:04.840 this is a thing.

01:29:05.400 Well,

01:29:05.520 no,

01:29:05.620 no,

01:29:05.700 no.

01:29:06.020 Let me,

01:29:06.480 let me,

01:29:06.800 let me make a corollary here is the media lied about WMDs in Iraq.

01:29:12.260 The media lied about why we got into World War I.

01:29:14.420 This is not brand new news.

01:29:16.160 Like,

01:29:16.240 this is, 0.99

01:29:16.480 this is shit that's been happening for over, 0.99

01:29:18.280 since the media has existed. 0.99

01:29:20.240 Since the printing press was created,

01:29:21.920 this is what's happening.

01:29:22.440 Which,

01:29:22.540 by the way,

01:29:23.000 which is why they were always like,

01:29:25.060 the,

01:29:25.380 if you were a news journalist,

01:29:26.780 like,

01:29:27.040 you were literally like, 1.00

01:29:27.940 the scum of society. 1.00

01:29:29.360 You were like a fucking leopard. 1.00

01:29:30.820 Yes, 1.00

01:29:31.060 literally.

01:29:31.260 Everybody looked down on you.

01:29:32.540 That's right.

01:29:32.900 It was like,

01:29:33.680 if you were a journalist,

01:29:34.800 they were like, 1.00

01:29:35.140 you piece of shit. 1.00

01:29:36.200 Like, 1.00

01:29:36.360 no one wants to talk to you.

01:29:38.100 No one wants to be around you.

01:29:39.380 Bring that back.

01:29:39.960 You get what I'm saying.

01:29:40.380 It's not about them looking good or looking better.

01:29:44.040 It's just about what gets clicks and what the prevailing,

01:29:47.540 what's the prevailing news story or the prevailing thing about the world right now?

01:29:52.880 It's coronavirus.

01:29:54.060 So naturally,

01:29:54.740 they're going to be,

01:29:55.360 they're going to be disproportionately incentivized to over report on coronavirus,

01:29:59.800 coronavirus,

01:30:00.380 coronavirus. 0.99

01:30:00.960 They don't give a shit about their reputation. 0.98

01:30:02.840 All they have to do to fix it or not even fix it, 0.99

01:30:04.940 but you know,

01:30:05.760 they just make a little retraction in their paper next week.

01:30:08.600 That's like a little footnote on page 12 and nobody reads it,

01:30:12.000 but they,

01:30:12.460 they, 0.99

01:30:12.580 they admitted they were wrong or they admitted that they lied or whatever the fuck 0.99

01:30:15.580 it is. 0.97

01:30:15.860 Right.

01:30:16.080 Yeah.

01:30:16.280 But it's also,

01:30:16.960 it is,

01:30:17.980 it is insane to go back and read old articles from like 2020 and just like reading and just

01:30:22.960 be like, 0.99

01:30:23.400 Oh shit. 1.00

01:30:23.820 They just, 1.00

01:30:24.220 we're just basically lying.

01:30:26.420 I've been saying this a lot lately on podcast.

01:30:30.360 So sorry if anybody has heard me say this before,

01:30:32.320 but like,

01:30:32.580 again, 1.00

01:30:32.960 I keep forgetting the fucking Nazis name, 0.99

01:30:34.760 but one of the dudes they caught and it was right before they hung them in Nuremberg. 0.99

01:30:39.380 They were like,

01:30:40.100 how did you force so many people to join the Nazi party?

01:30:42.460 He's like,

01:30:43.000 force.

01:30:43.400 We didn't force anybody.

01:30:44.620 He's like,

01:30:45.200 we've made people fear things and they voluntarily joined the Nazi party. 0.54

01:30:50.380 He's like,

01:30:50.860 we just made Jews fear. 0.98

01:30:52.500 We just made everybody fear Jews. 0.98

01:30:53.820 That was it.

01:30:54.400 That's all we had to do.

01:30:55.240 Propaganda.

01:30:55.860 Yeah.

01:30:56.200 It's genius.

01:30:57.420 That's how easy it is.

01:30:58.500 Just put fear in people. 0.99

01:30:59.540 That's why they fucking shock animals to train them. 1.00

01:31:02.700 You make them scared of the fucking consequence of doing the wrong thing. 0.99

01:31:05.960 That's literally all it is. 0.99

01:31:06.920 It's just simple Pavlovian conditioning.

01:31:09.500 They've done the same thing to people too.

01:31:11.720 Yes.

01:31:11.980 They've done this like,

01:31:12.620 or not even that,

01:31:14.040 like they,

01:31:14.380 I think there was,

01:31:14.860 there was this old thing of like,

01:31:16.140 uh,

01:31:16.360 experiment of they're like,

01:31:17.780 there's a button in the middle and they're like,

01:31:18.980 don't touch the button.

01:31:19.900 It will shock you.

01:31:21.160 And they're like,

01:31:21.640 okay.

01:31:21.760 And then they lock them in there and they're just like,

01:31:25.380 all right,

01:31:25.600 we're just going to wait here and just see what happens.

01:31:27.320 And then by the like,

01:31:28.160 like two hours in,

01:31:29.280 they just go over there and just start touching it and get shocked for no 0.99

01:31:32.000 fucking reason. 0.99

01:31:32.580 They just keep getting shocked. 0.99

01:31:33.920 I know.

01:31:34.680 You're thinking,

01:31:35.740 Oh,

01:31:35.900 I'm sorry.

01:31:36.440 I'm thinking of the prison one.

01:31:37.640 Yeah.

01:31:37.780 Yeah.

01:31:37.920 You think about the prison experiment where they were told,

01:31:40.500 go ahead and turn the voltage up and shock the person in the next room.

01:31:44.460 And the meter,

01:31:45.900 the meter read like deadly voltage warning,

01:31:48.140 do not,

01:31:48.600 you know,

01:31:48.880 whatever.

01:31:49.580 And they just kept doing it.

01:31:50.960 But what,

01:31:51.280 but that was based off like,

01:31:52.660 also like if they also up that experiment,

01:31:55.360 that's listening to the experts,

01:31:56.700 by the way,

01:31:57.160 that's the listening to the experts part of the equation.

01:31:59.220 Yeah.

01:31:59.580 Cause they were like,

01:32:00.240 Oh,

01:32:00.440 the scientist is telling me to do it.

01:32:02.180 He's in a lab coat and he's got a stethoscope.

01:32:03.900 Why should I not listen to him?

01:32:04.980 There's also another interesting part of that experiment where like,

01:32:07.380 they had someone fake bump into them before they went to the room.

01:32:12.360 Like,

01:32:12.480 in other words,

01:32:12.880 like they had like the test subject,

01:32:14.280 the test subject,

01:32:15.180 quote unquote,

01:32:16.140 bump into the guy in the hallway,

01:32:17.520 like on purpose.

01:32:18.780 And if you know,

01:32:20.460 he reacted like,

01:32:21.360 Oh my God,

01:32:21.660 I'm so sorry.

01:32:22.960 Like the guy would,

01:32:24.860 he would feel bad shocking him,

01:32:26.800 but he was like,

01:32:27.240 what,

01:32:27.460 what's up?

01:32:27.860 What's up? 1.00

01:32:28.060 You're fucking going. 1.00

01:32:28.940 He's like, 1.00

01:32:29.160 Oh fuck this guy. 1.00

01:32:30.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:30.740 Oh,

01:32:31.020 wow.

01:32:32.400 Yeah.

01:32:32.700 So even like the smallest little thing could like, 1.00

01:32:35.020 just make people just fucking kill you. 1.00

01:32:36.880 I mean, 1.00

01:32:37.000 kill you. 1.00

01:32:37.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:37.560 It's wild.

01:32:38.620 And basically if someone tells you like, 0.90

01:32:40.540 these people want your grandma to die.

01:32:42.400 And they've been telling you that for months and months. 0.73

01:32:46.640 And at the end,

01:32:47.700 and at the end they're like,

01:32:48.680 okay, 0.92

01:32:48.940 these people are monsters. 0.98

01:32:50.360 And it basically comes down to now,

01:32:52.300 if you don't get the vaccine,

01:32:53.220 you shouldn't get medical help.

01:32:54.440 If you have a heart attack,

01:32:55.640 like it's,

01:32:56.260 it gets to where they actually truly believe it because they've been being told 0.99

01:32:59.920 for so long that the other side just wants to kill you and your family

01:33:03.700 by not be, 0.96

01:33:05.340 by not wearing a mask.

01:33:06.700 Yeah.

01:33:07.100 Which is also the weirdest thing of like,

01:33:08.420 I love the whole argument of like,

01:33:10.280 it doesn't take much to wear a mask.

01:33:12.640 It's like,

01:33:13.060 it doesn't take that much.

01:33:13.840 It's like,

01:33:14.040 well, 0.97

01:33:14.140 I don't fucking want to. 0.97

01:33:15.100 Like I don't have to, 0.98

01:33:16.120 if I don't want to,

01:33:16.660 I know it doesn't take much. 0.99

01:33:17.620 And actually it really sucks. 0.96

01:33:19.580 It doesn't do anything. 0.97

01:33:20.720 It goes back.

01:33:22.080 Even if it did do anything,

01:33:23.380 it goes back to what I was just saying. 0.86

01:33:25.420 I'm not fucking sick, 1.00

01:33:27.020 bitch. 1.00

01:33:27.520 I don't need to wear, 1.00

01:33:28.540 I don't need to take precautions.

01:33:31.260 Cause I can't spread to you something.

01:33:33.180 I don't have.

01:33:34.300 Do y'all remember before,

01:33:35.620 before COVID,

01:33:36.740 whenever you would see somebody with a mask on and usually it was Asian.

01:33:40.380 I thought it was somebody,

01:33:41.460 they're all Asian people.

01:33:42.940 Yeah.

01:33:43.060 And before this,

01:33:44.180 anytime somebody had a face mask on,

01:33:45.700 I assume they had like cancer or some sort of autoimmune disease.

01:33:48.440 That was literally it.

01:33:49.660 I just thought that they were sick.

01:33:50.720 And I was like,

01:33:51.220 that's,

01:33:51.740 you know,

01:33:51.940 kind of,

01:33:52.380 it's part of their culture that they do that.

01:33:54.100 And okay,

01:33:54.380 that's fine.

01:33:55.060 Like,

01:33:56.140 you know,

01:33:56.520 I'm not,

01:33:57.580 they can't figure out why Japan has like the lowest birth rates in like all of like modern countries.

01:34:04.060 And they can't actually reach the cervix.

01:34:10.420 I thought it was the fault of anime.

01:34:12.680 No,

01:34:12.980 I thought, 0.91

01:34:13.340 I thought it was because you're such degenerate that they have all those used panty vending machines. 0.98

01:34:19.040 Well, 0.97

01:34:19.240 excuse me.

01:34:20.720 Yeah.

01:34:20.960 But I think there's,

01:34:21.680 I think there's something to the mass though of like,

01:34:23.780 if you don't see like a woman's face growing up, 0.69

01:34:26.840 you don't like,

01:34:27.920 and then you start getting like into day with like porn and like anime,

01:34:31.560 you're going to be even more desensitized.

01:34:33.620 Like you'll be like,

01:34:34.340 I don't see faces.

01:34:35.500 And so these are the faces I actually do see.

01:34:37.580 These are the ones wearing a mask.

01:34:39.060 So I want,

01:34:40.000 I'm more attracted to that because we're going to be naturally attracted to faces.

01:34:43.760 And if you don't see them in another,

01:34:45.460 in a woman or the opposite sex or whatever,

01:34:47.340 then you're going to be attracted to,

01:34:49.360 you know, 1.00

01:34:50.360 fucking hentai. 1.00

01:34:51.880 Now you're, 1.00

01:34:52.520 now you're just jerking off every day and you're not going around to meet women. 0.99

01:34:56.080 And now the birth rate falls. 0.99

01:34:57.760 And now you're also smelling panties out of a machine apparently.

01:35:01.320 Well,

01:35:01.740 that is,

01:35:02.020 that is a true thing.

01:35:02.920 But I think it also,

01:35:03.660 it fucks with like children's development because they can't see faces. 0.58

01:35:07.840 So they can't recognize social cues and they can't learn to do that.

01:35:10.900 So there is a whole psychological. 0.98

01:35:12.600 That's why their eyes are so fucking squinted. 0.87

01:35:14.780 They're like trying to be like, 0.97

01:35:16.160 what are your facial expressions?

01:35:17.340 Right now.

01:35:17.720 I can't really see it.

01:35:18.740 It's because of the lack of oxygen from wearing the mask,

01:35:21.420 man.

01:35:21.580 It's like,

01:35:21.960 it's also the reason why that mask emoji looks like it has squinty eyes.

01:35:26.700 You know,

01:35:27.080 if you've ever seen that one,

01:35:29.260 you know what I'm talking about.

01:35:30.920 Oh, 0.99

01:35:31.420 damn it. 1.00

01:35:34.220 Oh, 1.00

01:35:34.680 fuck. 1.00

01:35:35.440 Well, 1.00

01:35:35.700 back to what Nick was saying before about the media,

01:35:37.980 I was just going to say that,

01:35:38.920 you know,

01:35:39.800 that the media,

01:35:40.480 this is the concept of the cathedral at the media is in bed with the government

01:35:44.140 and they don't even hide it.

01:35:45.820 Like you have CNN and whatever MSNBC being sponsored literally by Raytheon and

01:35:52.240 they'll be like bringing CIA people on bringing John Brennan. 0.99

01:35:56.980 How about that commercial for the CIA or the army or whatever the fuck it was. 0.98

01:36:00.840 Oh, 0.99

01:36:01.060 I had two moms. 1.00

01:36:02.740 We're a gay killing force now. 1.00

01:36:04.080 It's like, 1.00

01:36:04.500 Oh,

01:36:05.580 we're still killing people, 0.87

01:36:06.760 right?

01:36:07.680 How about with Thomas Massey? 1.00

01:36:10.040 Thomas Massey's been tweeting about the fucking fact checkers of Facebook. 0.99

01:36:14.480 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:14.820 You were going to talk about this too.

01:36:16.200 The Facebook fact checkers,

01:36:17.780 like the people were funded by vex,

01:36:20.000 like Pfizer vaccine companies.

01:36:21.940 Like,

01:36:22.700 come on.

01:36:23.640 Like, 1.00

01:36:24.140 this is some shit out of a fucking movie. 1.00

01:36:26.900 The, 1.00

01:36:27.200 I don't know.

01:36:28.120 No,

01:36:28.360 it's like,

01:36:28.820 it's like the tobacco companies.

01:36:30.600 It's literally just the tobacco companies.

01:36:32.300 All the sugar.

01:36:33.580 Sugar.

01:36:34.360 Sugar companies,

01:36:35.300 like being like,

01:36:35.900 it's guys,

01:36:36.520 it's fat.

01:36:37.300 You got to really worry about the fat.

01:36:38.940 It's real bad for you.

01:36:40.760 Not sugar.

01:36:41.940 Dude,

01:36:42.120 honestly,

01:36:42.440 I still think trans fat or bad because I think anything that trans is bad. 1.00

01:36:45.340 So I just,

01:36:45.960 I stay away from trans fats too.

01:36:48.880 That's a,

01:36:49.580 that's a,

01:36:50.220 I've heard,

01:36:50.760 that's a joke from a,

01:36:51.960 oh man.

01:36:53.720 That's a joke from a comic. 0.82

01:36:55.060 What kind of fat were you before? 0.99

01:36:56.520 If afterwards you're a trans fat, 0.98

01:36:58.140 like, 1.00

01:36:58.440 I think people had surgery to get fat implanted into them and shit. 1.00

01:37:04.920 That's a trans fat. 1.00

01:37:06.300 That is beautiful. 0.97

01:37:07.520 Identify as obese.

01:37:08.860 It's like,

01:37:09.120 that can be beautiful,

01:37:10.320 but it's not healthy. 1.00

01:37:11.200 So stop that bullshit lie. 1.00

01:37:13.340 Oh God. 1.00

01:37:14.100 That's a big one,

01:37:15.940 dude.

01:37:16.060 That one gets me all the time because it's,

01:37:17.960 it's so like in your face,

01:37:20.000 like lying to you.

01:37:21.280 Like I remember there was a,

01:37:22.260 I think it was a cosmopolitan article.

01:37:25.920 It was like on the front of cosmopolitan and it was just huge black lady. 1.00

01:37:30.540 I mean, 0.94

01:37:30.840 absolutely ginormous.

01:37:31.960 And it just said,

01:37:32.760 this is healthy.

01:37:34.400 And it is like,

01:37:34.920 I was just like,

01:37:37.160 you're just blatantly lying.

01:37:38.500 Like,

01:37:38.600 you're just like,

01:37:39.140 I met Victoria's secret getting rid of their angels.

01:37:41.740 I'm like, 0.99

01:37:42.000 that's what the guys were jerking off to. 0.99

01:37:45.480 Like that was, 0.99

01:37:46.160 that was the only thing that guys were doing.

01:37:48.280 Like now you take that away and like you're good.

01:37:51.180 These companies are so woke.

01:37:52.760 They literally do not care about losing out on like giant profits.

01:37:56.100 Well,

01:37:56.320 they will once the profits go away.

01:37:57.840 I bet.

01:37:58.580 I bet.

01:37:59.340 You see that all the time. 1.00

01:38:00.380 You see that with a fucking, 0.99

01:38:01.540 the best example I can think of this is whenever A&E got rid of the 1.00

01:38:04.780 motherfucker off of Duck Dynasty after he said stupid shit about gay people. 1.00

01:38:07.780 And then they brought him right back whenever the ratings just dropped the 1.00

01:38:11.460 guy from Duck Dynasty. 0.99

01:38:12.420 What the fuck was his name? 0.99

01:38:13.220 I don't know. 1.00

01:38:14.520 Yeah.

01:38:15.080 Phil Robertson.

01:38:15.740 Phil,

01:38:16.080 that's right. 1.00

01:38:16.560 They brought him right back whenever the fucking shit just start take, 1.00

01:38:19.940 going into this, 1.00

01:38:20.620 it's the tank.

01:38:21.500 They do it all the time.

01:38:23.920 So I think that's what it is.

01:38:26.980 They're really funny.

01:38:27.860 If uncle Phil on,

01:38:28.860 uh,

01:38:29.380 on fresh,

01:38:30.040 fresh Prince,

01:38:31.420 just said,

01:38:31.780 it's a bunch of like race,

01:38:33.440 like not racial slurs.

01:38:34.480 They probably did say racial slurs, 0.90

01:38:35.960 but I think he was gay.

01:38:39.800 Really? 0.74

01:38:40.200 He was gay. 0.91

01:38:41.260 I think so. 0.97

01:38:42.360 Uncle Phil.

01:38:43.340 What about Aunt Phil?

01:38:44.400 I think so. 1.00

01:38:45.540 He wasn't pounding the ass. 0.99

01:38:47.920 Look it up. 0.99

01:38:48.720 Look it up real quick.

01:38:49.720 James Avery.

01:38:50.560 Both Avery was gay.

01:38:53.020 I don't know about this.

01:38:54.880 Look it up.

01:38:55.660 Look it up.

01:38:56.380 Hey,

01:38:56.680 it doesn't say it.

01:38:58.640 It says he was married to a Barbara Avery,

01:39:01.280 unless there's some weird thing.

01:39:03.000 I could have heard a rumor.

01:39:04.300 Oh,

01:39:04.480 I could have sworn.

01:39:05.040 If I had a show with Will Smith, 0.97

01:39:06.960 I might be gay too, 0.97

01:39:07.800 dude, 0.92

01:39:08.040 after seeing him.

01:39:08.880 Like,

01:39:09.380 he's pretty funny.

01:39:10.260 He's pretty charming.

01:39:11.100 I'd be like,

01:39:11.460 yeah,

01:39:11.640 you know,

01:39:12.360 you can slip it up.

01:39:12.840 You know what's actually kind of funny too? 0.99

01:39:14.080 Uncle Phil's fucking dudes, 1.00

01:39:15.380 man. 1.00

01:39:16.200 I have,

01:39:17.360 or I had,

01:39:18.300 I had,

01:39:18.920 I had a,

01:39:19.120 I had a great uncle named Phil.

01:39:22.000 Do you love dudes,

01:39:22.740 Uncle Phil?

01:39:24.360 And Carlton,

01:39:25.280 man,

01:39:25.500 that guy can dance.

01:39:27.460 What if like,

01:39:28.280 Uncle Phil,

01:39:29.060 it's Will Smith and Uncle Phil.

01:39:30.380 Why don't you love him,

01:39:31.480 man? 0.96

01:39:31.740 I thought you was gay. 1.00

01:39:32.840 Uncle Phil's fucking goddamn babe. 1.00

01:39:36.960 These fucking dudes. 1.00

01:39:39.300 Sorry, 1.00

01:39:39.660 Nick.

01:39:39.820 Sorry to hit you off.

01:39:42.680 I was just going to say,

01:39:43.660 Uncle Phil,

01:39:44.300 I had an uncle named Phil,

01:39:45.320 a great uncle.

01:39:45.980 And one time I,

01:39:46.640 whenever the,

01:39:47.340 whenever James Avery died,

01:39:48.480 I texted my wife,

01:39:49.900 Uncle Phil died.

01:39:50.740 And she was like, 1.00

01:39:52.640 oh shit. 1.00

01:39:53.480 She thought I was talking about my actual uncle. 1.00

01:39:55.320 Oh no.

01:39:55.760 So terrible.

01:39:57.760 And it took me a minute to realize why she was shocked.

01:40:00.480 I'm like, 1.00

01:40:00.700 what the fuck you, 1.00

01:40:01.280 and then it was, 1.00

01:40:01.880 yeah,

01:40:02.100 of course,

01:40:02.740 hey,

01:40:02.960 we have an Uncle Phil, 1.00

01:40:04.200 stupid. 1.00

01:40:06.300 It's like, 1.00

01:40:06.800 and he was gay. 0.99

01:40:07.520 He diddled me all the time. 0.99

01:40:09.120 Like, 0.73

01:40:09.680 Uncle Phil wasn't gay.

01:40:12.180 My Uncle Phil wasn't gay.

01:40:14.120 He actually,

01:40:14.900 in his,

01:40:15.100 in his younger days,

01:40:16.360 he actually kind of looked like Al Capone.

01:40:18.180 I gotta get,

01:40:18.620 I gotta show y'all a picture one day.

01:40:20.780 It's badass, man.

01:40:21.760 I would love to see a picture of your Uncle Phil.

01:40:24.120 I can't wait to see it.

01:40:25.260 I'm literally so ecstatic.

01:40:25.620 You know what's funny?

01:40:27.700 100% next time you bring it up,

01:40:29.860 Nick,

01:40:30.140 remember I talked about my Uncle Phil?

01:40:31.680 I was like,

01:40:31.860 yeah,

01:40:32.120 show them a picture of Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince.

01:40:33.760 That'd be hilarious.

01:40:36.120 Well, 0.98

01:40:36.500 we all know Nick is black. 0.96

01:40:37.940 I was about to say the same thing. 0.99

01:40:39.560 He is black. 0.98

01:40:40.800 Well, 0.94

01:40:40.940 I talked about this,

01:40:41.740 I talked about this privately,

01:40:43.020 but I'll say it.

01:40:44.880 My dad,

01:40:46.000 y'all know I did the blackface thing.

01:40:48.100 My dad told me,

01:40:49.620 he has,

01:40:50.300 when I showed him the whole deal,

01:40:52.300 when I showed him the picture,

01:40:53.760 my dad said,

01:40:54.680 he's got a Polaroid somewhere of him.

01:40:57.660 He used to work for a,

01:40:58.740 like a state fair.

01:40:59.860 He knew the family that ran the state fair.

01:41:02.340 A state fair in Louisiana is definitely going to be.

01:41:07.120 Slow down, 1.00

01:41:07.740 motherfucker. 1.00

01:41:08.220 They just sold ropes and crosses. 1.00

01:41:13.440 Nick's father is actually Al J.

01:41:15.360 Gasoline is extra.

01:41:17.100 No,

01:41:17.260 so he told me,

01:41:18.780 and I'm saying this,

01:41:19.500 because the people that are,

01:41:20.420 people that watch the show,

01:41:21.540 they were introduced to my dad recently,

01:41:23.580 because he made an appearance on a Dave Smith episode last time.

01:41:26.180 So,

01:41:26.820 uh,

01:41:27.260 he told me, 0.99

01:41:28.640 and I have to fucking, 0.99

01:41:29.900 we have to find this thing. 0.99

01:41:31.240 He's got a Polaroid somewhere,

01:41:32.800 everywhere of him as a teenager in blackface with the full, 1.00

01:41:38.120 with the lips and shit. 1.00

01:41:39.940 Oh, 1.00

01:41:40.100 the Al Jolson one.

01:41:41.720 Oh,

01:41:41.880 that's what I would say.

01:41:43.340 Al Jolson.

01:41:44.580 Or,

01:41:44.840 uh,

01:41:44.980 who was the,

01:41:45.760 Ralph Northam too.

01:41:47.460 I'm pretty sure he had the actual lips too.

01:41:49.820 I mean,

01:41:50.080 I think he went full lips on it.

01:41:51.560 Did Justin Trudeau too?

01:41:52.880 I don't know.

01:41:53.300 Nah,

01:41:53.560 he was just,

01:41:54.120 he was,

01:41:54.380 he was,

01:41:55.180 he was in his face.

01:41:56.660 Yeah.

01:41:57.100 Justin Trudeau's in his face.

01:41:59.200 He was in his face. 0.69

01:41:59.820 He was all out when he was blackface. 1.00

01:42:01.600 Man, 1.00

01:42:01.720 what a fucking bitch. 1.00

01:42:02.920 It's so funny. 1.00

01:42:04.060 See how many people did blackface.

01:42:05.880 It must've been so cool back in the day.

01:42:07.740 Right.

01:42:08.340 Do you guys also realize in genie movies or anything with genie related,

01:42:11.520 it's always an old man or a young boy getting the wish,

01:42:15.400 which is weird to me.

01:42:16.960 What?

01:42:17.680 Yeah.

01:42:18.200 Think about it.

01:42:19.040 Every time someone rubs a lamp in a genie movie,

01:42:21.140 it's always,

01:42:21.460 it's either a young boy or an old man.

01:42:23.280 How many genie movies are out there?

01:42:25.260 Enough where I know that fact.

01:42:28.220 It's just a lamp.

01:42:29.640 It was a man.

01:42:30.320 I dream of genie.

01:42:31.060 It was a middle-aged man.

01:42:32.160 But that was like a military thing though.

01:42:34.620 It was like different.

01:42:35.700 It doesn't count.

01:42:36.840 I think Cole was on your side there,

01:42:38.580 Adam.

01:42:39.160 I was on your side there.

01:42:40.280 No.

01:42:40.720 He's not a creepy old man.

01:42:42.520 No,

01:42:42.700 no,

01:42:42.780 no.

01:42:42.800 That's a normal dude.

01:42:43.980 Right.

01:42:44.080 I'm saying every Aladdin.

01:42:46.500 Think about the guy who found the lamp before Aladdin.

01:42:50.760 Creepy old man. 0.86

01:42:52.540 Oh,

01:42:53.080 the old,

01:42:53.520 the old Jewish guy that sold stuff.

01:42:55.340 That's right.

01:42:55.960 And then,

01:42:56.380 and then a young boy.

01:42:57.540 And then other,

01:42:58.500 Kazam.

01:42:59.540 Kazam.

01:43:00.100 Yeah.

01:43:00.220 My young boy.

01:43:00.760 It's a kid.

01:43:01.240 Is it?

01:43:01.860 Young boy.

01:43:02.440 I'm telling you,

01:43:02.840 it's weird. 1.00

01:43:03.380 So genies are fucking weird. 0.98

01:43:05.280 Hey, 0.99

01:43:05.460 can you just come over here and just,

01:43:06.640 just,

01:43:07.140 just rub this lamp real quick.

01:43:08.500 Yeah.

01:43:08.620 Just rub it.

01:43:09.400 Yeah.

01:43:09.680 Just keep rubbing it.

01:43:10.640 Yeah.

01:43:10.880 I'm almost there.

01:43:11.600 Just keep rubbing it.

01:43:12.340 I'm going to come out here soon.

01:43:13.680 I think,

01:43:14.100 I think.

01:43:14.680 Rub it and I'll come.

01:43:15.720 I think.

01:43:16.020 And then grant you three wishes.

01:43:18.440 I think genies just like fragile,

01:43:20.240 soft,

01:43:20.580 delicate hands rubbing them.

01:43:21.760 So either young or old men or a younger. 0.62

01:43:24.340 And also the lamp. 0.98

01:43:25.500 Why is the lamp also just vaguely in the shape of a dick? 0.96

01:43:29.100 Like it's just vaguely enough to where they rub it and they're just like. 0.98

01:43:32.360 Yeah.

01:43:33.100 And you also rub it like this. 0.99

01:43:34.740 They never rub it like fucking like. 0.97

01:43:38.280 I'm embarrassed to say that's how I'd probably instinctively rub the lamp. 0.99

01:43:42.380 Like jerk it off.

01:43:43.780 But doesn't the, 0.99

01:43:45.320 doesn't the top of the lamp still look like a nipple or something though?

01:43:49.020 I don't know.

01:43:49.880 Then you do this toad. 1.00

01:43:51.260 Fucking Christ. 1.00

01:43:53.260 Pinch and twist. 1.00

01:43:54.220 Pinch and twist.

01:43:54.940 Yeah.

01:43:56.340 Also,

01:43:57.000 you also,

01:43:57.280 you also notice also about genie wishes.

01:43:59.220 They never,

01:43:59.920 like it's all,

01:44:00.540 I feel like it's also,

01:44:01.460 it's easy genie magic.

01:44:04.100 Like they're not wishing for hard stuff.

01:44:06.120 It's always like a lot of money.

01:44:07.300 Like it's always base.

01:44:08.620 It's,

01:44:08.780 it's, 1.00

01:44:09.080 I feel like it's basic bitch genie wishing shit. 1.00

01:44:11.220 Like I feel like genies, 1.00

01:44:12.420 I feel like genies are like the hackiest magicians of all the magicians in the magician world.

01:44:17.940 Like,

01:44:18.280 you know what I'm saying?

01:44:18.920 Like they're like,

01:44:19.840 yeah,

01:44:20.240 they're like the hacks.

01:44:20.900 It's like,

01:44:21.080 they barely have to do like,

01:44:22.280 it's like easy.

01:44:22.900 Like,

01:44:23.080 Oh, 1.00

01:44:23.220 here's some fucking money. 1.00

01:44:24.560 Oh, 1.00

01:44:24.680 here's gold.

01:44:25.720 Like they can't even,

01:44:26.620 like one of the rules of we can't bring me back to life. 0.99

01:44:28.420 Then what the fuck's your purpose? 1.00

01:44:30.260 Fucking piece of shit. 1.00

01:44:31.740 You can't kill anybody. 1.00

01:44:32.840 They can't bring me back to life and they can't make you fall in love.

01:44:35.380 That's the three reasons to want to be like,

01:44:37.800 have a genie.

01:44:39.980 Money,

01:44:40.640 power,

01:44:41.420 or eternal life.

01:44:42.760 That's all the three.

01:44:44.240 They're like,

01:44:44.760 that's all you get. 1.00

01:44:45.900 Suck. 1.00

01:44:46.900 If you had like a, 0.99

01:44:47.840 a Misesian genie that would come out and you'd wish for all the money in the water,

01:44:51.820 but well,

01:44:52.040 let me tell you about inflation.

01:44:53.260 You can't do that because.

01:44:54.880 Or yeah,

01:44:55.240 you want,

01:44:55.520 you want,

01:44:55.860 you want all the power.

01:44:57.460 Thomas DiLorenzo is the genie.

01:44:59.160 He's like,

01:44:59.320 well,

01:44:59.500 if we can't have it for fun.

01:45:01.280 No,

01:45:01.540 I want infinite money. 1.00

01:45:03.200 It's like you motherfucker. 1.00

01:45:04.080 You're just about to, 1.00

01:45:04.780 that doesn't help you.

01:45:05.980 You don't,

01:45:06.420 do you know what inflation means? 1.00

01:45:07.700 Bitch. 1.00

01:45:08.460 Remember in Aladdin, 1.00

01:45:09.360 he was the,

01:45:10.060 he was the third wish.

01:45:13.680 Drew is on man.

01:45:16.000 Aladdin,

01:45:16.980 his third wish was,

01:45:17.780 I'll let you free.

01:45:19.500 I hate genie so much.

01:45:20.520 My third wish would be like, 1.00

01:45:21.440 you have to kill yourself. 1.00

01:45:23.600 On my third wish, 1.00

01:45:25.060 you have to kill yourself. 1.00

01:45:25.960 I'm going to take only two. 1.00

01:45:27.320 I hate you so much. 1.00

01:45:28.480 I'm going to spite myself with a wish and make you kill yourself on my third. 1.00

01:45:31.440 Okay. 1.00

01:45:31.960 Wait,

01:45:32.320 wait,

01:45:32.740 let's say you do get a genie.

01:45:34.960 Let's say you do get a genie.

01:45:37.480 Genie sounds like a slur. 1.00

01:45:40.120 Well,

01:45:40.380 I believe it.

01:45:42.600 Well,

01:45:42.900 this actually,

01:45:43.640 this happened.

01:45:45.060 That actually happened in the live,

01:45:47.380 the live action Aladdin with Will Smith as the genie.

01:45:50.700 I believe it.

01:45:51.580 Genie on a black people time. 0.99

01:45:55.720 Genie's like, 0.99

01:45:56.460 what you want.

01:45:59.040 What's up, 0.98

01:45:59.560 nigga? 1.00

01:45:59.740 Holy shit. 1.00

01:46:06.820 I love you so much. 1.00

01:46:07.960 Oh my God.

01:46:11.680 Three wishes to your. 1.00

01:46:13.500 I hope you're going to wish for a better fucking haircut than that motherfucker. 1.00

01:46:19.280 You're going to wish for some J's or not motherfucker. 1.00

01:46:21.460 Get the 11s. 1.00

01:46:22.180 That bitch is tight. 1.00

01:46:23.060 A black genie was like, 1.00

01:46:24.340 you know what?

01:46:25.100 I don't like your wish.

01:46:25.960 I'm going to choose your wish for you.

01:46:28.400 Wait a minute.

01:46:29.680 I love it.

01:46:30.140 The genie comes out. 1.00

01:46:30.960 Where the white bitch is that? 1.00

01:46:32.200 All right. 1.00

01:46:32.940 What up?

01:46:35.480 What up?

01:46:36.260 Why is this so funny?

01:46:38.140 I don't know.

01:46:39.100 This has no right being this funny. 0.99

01:46:40.900 Holy shit. 1.00

01:46:41.580 I feel like all the genies are black though. 1.00

01:46:43.680 Like Shaq. 0.95

01:46:45.840 What?

01:46:47.360 Wasn't he the genie in Kazuma?

01:46:49.080 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:46:51.680 Shaq,

01:46:52.540 Little Smith,

01:46:53.260 probably the animal.

01:46:54.320 Rubbing white. 0.52

01:46:56.520 He just like continually roast.

01:46:58.560 Wait.

01:46:59.440 Do the next one again.

01:47:00.720 Oh, 0.90

01:47:00.800 why kill me again? 1.00

01:47:02.560 Nigerian genie, 0.99

01:47:03.560 but it's a scam.

01:47:05.500 You have to give him wishes somehow.

01:47:07.920 There's so much untapped potential here of a black genie. 1.00

01:47:10.780 This is amazing.

01:47:11.660 I didn't think this would be that funny.

01:47:13.980 He's like,

01:47:14.560 I have.

01:47:15.400 No,

01:47:15.680 the Nigerian genie goes,

01:47:16.880 I have an unlimited wish well in my parents' prince house back home.

01:47:21.320 I need you to send me $40 million.

01:47:24.120 You know how they always wear those like really flowy,

01:47:26.800 like,

01:47:27.360 I don't even know what they're like pants.

01:47:29.300 This is what the black genie just has. 1.00

01:47:30.500 You can tell it's a huge dick in there. 1.00

01:47:32.320 It's like, 1.00

01:47:32.480 but he has sweatpants on.

01:47:33.840 He just says like sweatpants,

01:47:35.100 no underwear.

01:47:35.780 And it's just, 1.00

01:47:36.120 you can see his dick just like an imprint of his dick. 1.00

01:47:39.260 All the genies wear parachute pants for some reason. 1.00

01:47:42.020 They wear hammer pants.

01:47:43.260 They're all fancy hammer. 1.00

01:47:44.480 What the fuck? 1.00

01:47:45.280 They come out being like, 1.00

01:47:46.380 Oh,

01:47:47.520 you're going to give him a handshake.

01:47:49.720 And he's like,

01:47:50.040 no,

01:47:50.180 you can't touch this. 1.00

01:47:51.320 Oh damn. 0.99

01:47:51.960 That's right. 1.00

01:47:52.620 You have to wrap battle the genie to get your wishes.

01:47:56.660 That's right.

01:47:57.280 Robin Williams.

01:47:57.740 You play a game of one-on-one to 11.

01:48:02.460 Prison rules. 1.00

01:48:03.740 Damn it, 1.00

01:48:04.160 man. 1.00

01:48:04.760 This has way,

01:48:05.700 this is way funnier.

01:48:07.520 This isn't that it should be.

01:48:09.140 You call fouls,

01:48:09.900 genie's like, 1.00

01:48:10.320 you fucking bitch. 1.00

01:48:11.360 You fucking bitch. 1.00

01:48:12.660 You can only wish for fried chicken, 1.00

01:48:16.900 watermelon,

01:48:17.460 and purple drank.

01:48:19.000 Actually,

01:48:19.360 I think Drew just made a joke like that in the comments.

01:48:21.660 Oh, 0.99

01:48:21.860 God damn it, 0.99

01:48:22.440 Drew. 0.99

01:48:24.940 Watermelon,

01:48:25.400 cocoa butter,

01:48:26.000 unplugged pregnancy. 0.96

01:48:26.740 Pretty close.

01:48:27.320 Wait a minute.

01:48:28.400 Wait a minute.

01:48:28.840 It's so funny.

01:48:29.560 If the genie leaves,

01:48:30.820 and he's just like,

01:48:31.320 hey guys,

01:48:31.680 I just need to go get some cigarettes.

01:48:32.760 I'll be right back to Granny Wishes. 0.87

01:48:37.480 That's what happened to the Virgin Mary. 1.00

01:48:39.200 She found the lamp,

01:48:40.020 and it was a black genie,

01:48:41.100 and all he could give her was a pregnancy.

01:48:46.180 All the genie does is it actually comes out 1.00

01:48:48.200 and it just steals shit from you. 1.00

01:48:50.160 All right. 1.00

01:48:51.460 Two on the nose, 0.78

01:48:52.500 Toad. 1.00

01:48:52.800 Fuck. 1.00

01:48:53.220 Damn it. 1.00

01:48:54.500 It's called subtlety. 1.00

01:48:55.820 You're being too. 1.00

01:48:58.720 Holy shit. 1.00

01:48:59.400 That was way funnier than it should have been. 0.98

01:49:01.100 And I'm sorry for any offense I might have called.

01:49:03.280 Archie is right now taking notes.

01:49:05.360 Yeah, 1.00

01:49:05.660 we're fucked. 1.00

01:49:05.960 Do not apologize, 1.00

01:49:07.060 Nick.

01:49:07.680 Oh my God.

01:49:08.600 You just go on it. 0.93

01:49:09.560 You do the black voice. 0.99

01:49:10.560 I'm sorry for my ridiculous laughter. 0.98

01:49:12.780 That was way funnier to me

01:49:14.620 than it should have been. 1.00

01:49:15.460 Holy shit. 0.99

01:49:15.940 But it's funny 0.98

01:49:16.100 because now I'm thinking of like

01:49:17.140 all races for genie.

01:49:18.600 Like what is like now?

01:49:19.660 Like what's like a poor race? 0.95

01:49:20.660 The Asian genie tries to bargain with you. 1.00

01:49:22.940 You're like,

01:49:23.300 for you?

01:49:23.880 No,

01:49:24.080 it's a Jewish genie.

01:49:25.180 No,

01:49:25.420 no,

01:49:25.560 no,

01:49:25.680 no.

01:49:25.920 Listen,

01:49:26.160 I'll tell you.

01:49:26.580 You ever go to Chinatown?

01:49:27.760 They're like,

01:49:28.080 oh,

01:49:31.100 the genie comes out.

01:49:31.940 He's like,

01:49:32.320 normally two wishes for you,

01:49:33.800 three wishes.

01:49:35.120 An Indian genie only does tech support. 1.00

01:49:37.340 You can only. 0.99

01:49:40.820 I was going to say a white trash genie is like, 1.00

01:49:42.860 I'll give you wishes, 0.98

01:49:43.660 but you got to help me raise my kids.

01:49:46.720 Like,

01:49:47.240 that's how.

01:49:47.600 Hey,

01:49:47.620 bro,

01:49:48.040 I don't got much.

01:49:48.880 Hold my bear.

01:49:49.680 Hold my bear and I'll get you. 0.98

01:49:51.160 I got,

01:49:51.800 I got Copenhagen long cut and bush light.

01:49:54.540 That's all you got,

01:49:55.260 bro.

01:49:56.640 I was going to say that the Indian genie, 0.96

01:49:58.360 all you can wish for is magazine slurpees and hot dogs. 0.98

01:50:03.200 The Mexican genie is just too lazy. 1.00

01:50:05.580 He just never comes out. 0.99

01:50:06.940 He just like,

01:50:07.500 he just stays in there.

01:50:08.460 He's asleep.

01:50:09.940 I thought Mexicans were hardworking. 1.00

01:50:11.500 What the fuck? 1.00

01:50:12.500 They are depending on who you ask. 1.00

01:50:14.440 Oh,

01:50:14.920 it goes both ways.

01:50:16.580 They're either super lazy or super industrious. 0.97

01:50:18.780 They're all bi. 0.97

01:50:19.680 What?

01:50:22.180 I don't know. 1.00

01:50:23.380 Holy shit. 0.99

01:50:24.500 There's a lot of untapped potential there. 0.99

01:50:26.440 Oh, 0.99

01:50:26.560 there's actually some really good fucking jokes in there. 0.99

01:50:30.140 Yeah. 0.99

01:50:30.360 I'm going to make this a bit.

01:50:32.140 You have to,

01:50:32.920 you have to do this bit.

01:50:34.740 This is a great bit and we're just going to,

01:50:36.260 you can take it.

01:50:39.620 Fat Dave,

01:50:40.640 Cole, 0.92

01:50:41.080 why are you a racist?

01:50:43.060 No,

01:50:43.420 I'm not going to.

01:50:44.460 What's your issue?

01:50:45.260 I will know.

01:50:45.460 I'm not.

01:50:45.880 I'm not genius.

01:50:48.640 They keep only giving me fried chicken.

01:50:50.180 That's all I can get from them.

01:50:51.060 And I,

01:50:51.240 I just,

01:50:51.940 Oh my God.

01:50:53.180 Yeah.

01:50:53.420 I have a question for fat Dave. 0.75

01:50:54.960 Why are you racist against genies? 0.75

01:50:58.520 Also,

01:50:59.120 I love like the,

01:51:00.820 instead of coming out of a lamp,

01:51:01.700 do they come out of certain things?

01:51:02.960 So like,

01:51:03.200 does the black genie come out of a KFC, 0.54

01:51:05.420 like chicken,

01:51:06.140 like bucket and like,

01:51:07.300 that's, 1.00

01:51:07.580 or like a fucking church's chicken bucket. 1.00

01:51:09.240 That's all they come out of. 1.00

01:51:10.300 Or,

01:51:10.820 or a pair of J's,

01:51:12.380 some Jordans.

01:51:13.300 And then you have to rub the Jordans.

01:51:14.660 If you rub a lava lamp,

01:51:16.980 you rub a lava lamp, 1.00

01:51:17.940 some fucking, 1.00

01:51:18.420 you have to clean the Jordans. 1.00

01:51:19.700 Oh,

01:51:19.920 you have to clean the Jordans? 0.91

01:51:20.900 Yeah,

01:51:21.120 to clean the Jordans,

01:51:22.560 so I get them nice.

01:51:24.360 If you rub a lava lamp, 1.00

01:51:25.760 some fucking stinky hippie from Woodstock comes up. 1.00

01:51:28.540 What's up, 1.00

01:51:29.160 man?

01:51:29.780 I was going to say,

01:51:30.020 a bush, 1.00

01:51:30.360 a bush light can's the white trash guy. 1.00

01:51:32.260 The white trash can. 1.00

01:51:33.760 Let's try it. 0.99

01:51:34.600 Let's try it live on this show.

01:51:36.880 I am the genie,

01:51:38.060 actually.

01:51:38.420 That's what it is.

01:51:39.660 Some Chinese takeout box.

01:51:41.500 Can you get the Chinese genie? 1.00

01:51:43.400 Holy shit. 1.00

01:51:45.920 Oh my god. 0.99

01:51:47.000 We've almost gone two hours,

01:51:48.440 gentlemen.

01:51:48.820 This is a lot of fun.

01:51:50.080 It is.

01:51:51.580 I usually only do three wishes

01:51:53.340 for you five wishes.

01:51:54.940 Five wishes.

01:51:56.760 And like,

01:51:57.580 four out of the five wishes 1.00

01:51:58.800 are complete bullshit. 1.00

01:52:01.300 Like the old joke 1.00

01:52:02.220 where you whispered.

01:52:02.960 I always love money.

01:52:03.380 It's all counterfeit.

01:52:04.420 It's just like a fake Rolex.

01:52:05.820 Monopoly money.

01:52:07.740 I was going to say,

01:52:08.800 the wishes that they do,

01:52:09.740 Brad, 1.00

01:52:09.940 are just fake shit. 1.00

01:52:10.920 The Italian genie 1.00

01:52:15.680 with like a mafia,

01:52:16.700 like it's like a mafia down.

01:52:17.620 It's like,

01:52:18.060 you only get off of wishes

01:52:20.280 on my daughter's birthday.

01:52:23.080 You have to rub this lamp

01:52:24.560 very specific times.

01:52:27.060 For every wish,

01:52:28.060 you need to return the favor 1.00

01:52:29.180 for the fucking mafia genie. 1.00

01:52:32.100 What's that? 1.00

01:52:32.800 I was out.

01:52:33.280 They brought me back in.

01:52:34.820 I'll grant you a wish

01:52:36.660 you can't refuse.

01:52:39.240 You have to,

01:52:40.100 to summon the Italian genie

01:52:42.180 you have to boil pasta 0.99

01:52:43.040 and fucking rub the side 1.00

01:52:44.280 of the fucking pasta. 1.00

01:52:46.040 The Irish genie 1.00

01:52:47.180 just comes out 1.00

01:52:47.900 drunk as fuck. 1.00

01:52:49.120 It's just drunk off his ass. 1.00

01:52:50.580 He wants to fight you. 1.00

01:52:51.880 Like he just,

01:52:52.620 he's trying to fight you

01:52:53.880 the whole time.

01:52:54.680 For the Italian one, 0.71

01:52:55.680 you have to rub a cannoli.

01:52:57.360 The Irish genie 0.96

01:53:00.920 you have to win

01:53:01.460 in a bare knuckle fight

01:53:02.400 to bring him to wear you wishes. 0.99

01:53:03.600 the fuck out of me. 0.99

01:53:05.920 You see, 0.95

01:53:06.640 racism is funny, 1.00

01:53:07.760 motherfucker. 1.00

01:53:10.240 Even against white people. 1.00

01:53:11.900 I was going to say, 0.92

01:53:12.560 what's the white women genie? 1.00

01:53:14.260 A fucking, 1.00

01:53:14.820 it's an IUD. 1.00

01:53:16.860 No, a jar of mayo.

01:53:18.140 It's just a jar of mayo

01:53:19.080 and you just brought the jar of mayo.

01:53:20.160 You have to survive

01:53:21.060 an encounter with a cop

01:53:21.980 that they call on you

01:53:22.760 and then you get your just.

01:53:24.160 I was going to say

01:53:25.520 it's an aborted fetus.

01:53:27.720 Jesus Christ, dude.

01:53:29.640 But wait,

01:53:30.260 but that would also be

01:53:30.980 the black genie too,

01:53:32.160 so I don't know. 1.00

01:53:32.700 Fuck. 1.00

01:53:35.560 This is such a good material. 1.00

01:53:37.360 Yeah, what the fuck? 0.99

01:53:38.000 I know. 1.00

01:53:38.920 Drew brought a British genie.

01:53:40.140 A British genie 0.89

01:53:41.040 just backhand compliments

01:53:43.280 all your wishes 1.00

01:53:43.820 like a fucking little 1.00

01:53:44.680 passive-aggressive cunt. 1.00

01:53:45.940 He's like, 1.00

01:53:46.300 I guess that's a good wish.

01:53:48.160 I guess I'll grant it for you.

01:53:50.160 British genie comes, 0.92

01:53:51.020 oh, mate,

01:53:51.460 you got a license for that wish?

01:53:53.220 That's Australian for sure. 0.99

01:53:55.520 Well, sorry.

01:53:56.340 My accents are not on point.

01:53:57.600 The Indian genie, 0.96

01:54:00.860 not Native American,

01:54:02.780 but Indian genie 0.96

01:54:03.260 just smells really bad.

01:54:04.840 He just comes down

01:54:05.360 and goes,

01:54:05.640 Jesus, man.

01:54:07.200 Australian genie,

01:54:08.040 you have to fight a kangaroo

01:54:09.000 to get the wishes.

01:54:12.040 Every time,

01:54:13.100 he always keeps asking

01:54:14.060 if you want to bring back

01:54:14.940 Crocodile Dundee.

01:54:16.220 It's like,

01:54:16.400 can you bring it back?

01:54:17.300 No, Steve Irwin.

01:54:18.260 Steve Irwin.

01:54:18.840 Steve Irwin.

01:54:19.200 He's like,

01:54:19.400 okay,

01:54:21.540 hear me out, mate.

01:54:22.360 Your first wish,

01:54:23.100 you bring back Steve Irwin,

01:54:24.320 okay?

01:54:24.980 Second wish,

01:54:25.760 Crocodile Dundee 3,

01:54:27.500 okay?

01:54:27.880 Let me write that script out.

01:54:29.680 Third wish,

01:54:30.480 make us relevant.

01:54:33.840 It's like,

01:54:34.320 hey, man,

01:54:34.580 I don't think I really,

01:54:35.480 I don't want to bring those back.

01:54:36.440 It's like,

01:54:36.780 all right,

01:54:37.040 we're done here.

01:54:37.700 Like,

01:54:37.840 we're gone.

01:54:38.060 Can you tell the Avoriginals 1.00

01:54:39.480 to stop fucking coming on my land 1.00

01:54:41.700 with sharpen sticks, mate? 1.00

01:54:44.300 He's like,

01:54:45.120 hey,

01:54:45.560 third wish,

01:54:46.140 make everybody stop

01:54:47.100 making fun of us

01:54:48.020 about we lost a wall to emus.

01:54:52.720 The,

01:54:53.080 the,

01:54:53.400 the,

01:54:53.660 the,

01:54:54.180 Australian one,

01:54:55.260 uh,

01:54:56.060 no,

01:54:57.020 I was going to say

01:54:57.800 that you,

01:54:58.240 it would give you a rope.

01:54:59.420 Stop, stop.

01:54:59.660 Trust me,

01:55:00.300 trust me,

01:55:00.660 stop. 0.99

01:55:01.300 You got to punch out, 0.99

01:55:03.020 baby, 0.99

01:55:03.240 you got to punch out. 0.98

01:55:03.900 Trust me, 0.84

01:55:04.380 trust me,

01:55:04.880 once you start my,

01:55:05.960 all right,

01:55:06.400 I noticed we have not touched on

01:55:08.480 the idea of a Jewish genie.

01:55:11.380 Oh,

01:55:11.800 I mean,

01:55:12.340 because that's because

01:55:12.880 he just doesn't come,

01:55:13.740 like,

01:55:14.060 he,

01:55:14.240 he just will never grant your wishes.

01:55:16.100 Like,

01:55:16.140 you just have to keep working.

01:55:17.340 What do you mean two wishes?

01:55:18.820 Who says I'm going to grant you one wish?

01:55:20.740 What the,

01:55:21.140 what is this?

01:55:22.040 When do I grant wishes?

01:55:23.340 Yes.

01:55:23.940 Oy vey goyim.

01:55:25.500 Car crash.

01:55:26.640 Yes.

01:55:27.460 Drew knows exactly it.

01:55:28.660 That's right.

01:55:29.360 He takes you to court.

01:55:31.500 You like rub him and he takes you to court.

01:55:33.300 It's just,

01:55:33.740 or I just, 0.99

01:55:35.400 or you work for him for fucking 10 years 0.99

01:55:37.760 and he finally, 0.99

01:55:38.580 and he's like,

01:55:39.520 10 years,

01:55:40.280 you work for me.

01:55:41.240 I grant you three wishes.

01:55:42.880 You get it on 10 years.

01:55:43.640 He's like, 1.00

01:55:43.860 what kind of Jewish fucking accent is that? 1.00

01:55:46.680 I was going to say, 1.00

01:55:47.620 well,

01:55:47.820 the,

01:55:48.220 the Jewish genie is stingy with all the wishes. 1.00

01:55:51.120 And also it comes out when you rub a nose,

01:55:53.380 obviously.

01:55:55.380 Oh,

01:55:55.840 please.

01:55:57.200 I was going to say a bank card.

01:56:03.060 You rub,

01:56:03.680 you rub,

01:56:04.160 you rub a hundred dollar bill.

01:56:05.380 Like whenever you rub it together,

01:56:06.600 you just rub one of those.

01:56:07.840 And he just,

01:56:08.180 if you,

01:56:08.460 if you circumcise a baby with your mouth, 0.91

01:56:11.240 you get that. 0.76

01:56:12.180 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:56:14.140 You do a fucking Arabic genie and it just explodes. 1.00

01:56:17.240 It just, 1.00

01:56:17.720 God damn it. 0.99

01:56:18.360 Cole, 1.00

01:56:18.560 you trampled my joke.

01:56:20.060 I got it.

01:56:20.720 I was going to say,

01:56:21.120 he actually,

01:56:21.820 he actually checks if you're circumcised or he doesn't entrench your wish.

01:56:25.160 He's just like,

01:56:25.740 I dropped the pants.

01:56:28.820 If they get your wish from an ATM,

01:56:30.700 but the best,

01:56:32.180 the best part about the Jewish genie is he's really funny though. 0.61

01:56:34.720 Like he's actually the funniest genie for some reason.

01:56:38.820 You want to grant you a wish?

01:56:42.620 God,

01:56:43.020 I think,

01:56:43.920 I think that's,

01:56:44.860 I think we've done,

01:56:45.720 man.

01:56:45.920 I think,

01:56:46.240 I don't know what else we could do at this point.

01:56:48.800 The African genie just keeps asking for food. 1.00

01:56:56.300 A Somalian genie comes out. 1.00

01:56:58.340 It's actually the xenomorph from alien with the long ass head. 1.00

01:57:02.940 What? 1.00

01:57:03.380 Somalians have long heads. 1.00

01:57:06.960 I'm sorry.

01:57:07.560 It comes out.

01:57:08.340 It's like,

01:57:09.020 I am the genie now.

01:57:12.900 You are my genie now.

01:57:14.680 You grant me wish.

01:57:16.360 Look at me.

01:57:16.840 The only thing anybody knows about you from Somalia is that they look like the one guy, 0.96

01:57:21.120 the pirate from Captain America.

01:57:22.560 I'm sorry.

01:57:23.360 How was that movie?

01:57:26.100 Oh,

01:57:26.420 Drew,

01:57:26.660 follow me.

01:57:27.080 What's up?

01:57:27.580 Yeah.

01:57:30.440 I laughed way too hard at that entire genie thing.

01:57:32.680 By the way,

01:57:33.220 this might be our first clip.

01:57:34.480 This might be the first one we clip out and actually put on because this was really funny.

01:57:37.900 This is probably like our funniest bit we've ever done.

01:57:39.660 So yeah,

01:57:40.280 geez,

01:57:40.660 what's what doing to have a comedian on you?

01:57:43.240 Dave, 1.00

01:57:43.900 fuck you, 1.00

01:57:44.660 Dave. 1.00

01:57:45.040 Dave was,

01:57:45.800 Dave was more interested in arguing with Jose Galizana about the merits of the LP.

01:57:49.840 Meanwhile,

01:57:50.280 Adam's making us laugh our asses off.

01:57:53.820 Point Adam.

01:57:55.460 I was actually talking with this with Clint.

01:57:57.180 I just feel like we definitely need to end.

01:57:58.900 It's getting two hours,

01:57:59.640 but I was talking about this with Clint tonight.

01:58:02.920 I was just like,

01:58:03.840 man,

01:58:04.060 Dave comes on here.

01:58:05.080 And like,

01:58:05.520 even though he has Legion of skanks and part of the problem, 0.87

01:58:08.040 he comes on to tower power to say the things he can't say on those either two,

01:58:11.300 those two shows.

01:58:12.280 He's like,

01:58:12.540 come on here. 1.00

01:58:13.140 And I'm just going to start calling these people faggots and retards. 1.00

01:58:16.180 It's like, 1.00

01:58:17.840 cause I can't really do it on my show because I mean,

01:58:20.220 it's my show,

01:58:21.080 but,

01:58:21.340 and I can't do it on Legion of skanks because they don't care about libertarians. 0.99

01:58:23.720 So I'm going to come on this like fucking show and rack on these people. 0.98

01:58:27.640 You're not a headache now from laughing. 0.99

01:58:29.560 That was great.

01:58:30.720 I mean,

01:58:30.920 we do,

01:58:31.200 we do make a bunch of serious points,

01:58:33.480 which we did again tonight. 0.99

01:58:34.360 And then we get into ridiculous humorous shit. 0.99

01:58:38.000 That's the way it is. 0.99

01:58:39.500 All right.

01:58:40.020 Before we go,

01:58:40.880 Adam,

01:58:41.280 what was your favorite part of this interview?

01:58:44.860 What, 0.99

01:58:45.380 what the fuck is that on your hat? 1.00

01:58:46.820 I've been wanting to ask the whole time. 1.00

01:58:48.600 That's your County.

01:58:49.800 That's not Staten Island.

01:58:51.060 Okay. 1.00

01:58:51.980 So you wear the white trash right on, 1.00

01:58:53.720 on your fucking, 1.00

01:58:54.320 I was going to say sleeve, 1.00

01:58:55.420 but it's on your head.

01:58:56.260 So I was like,

01:58:57.500 it's,

01:58:57.640 it's Maine,

01:58:58.540 but it's like deformed.

01:58:59.820 Do you have a Staten Island?

01:59:00.720 Do you have a Staten Island tattoo?

01:59:03.080 No,

01:59:03.520 but I think I might get one.

01:59:05.180 Oh,

01:59:05.480 hell yeah.

01:59:05.720 Just like the outline.

01:59:06.900 Just like the outline.

01:59:07.060 You're so white. 1.00

01:59:08.300 Holy shit. 1.00

01:59:10.260 Even though, 1.00

01:59:11.040 I'm going to call you the King of Staten Island.

01:59:13.060 I was going to say,

01:59:13.620 he's the real King of Staten Island. 1.00

01:59:15.120 Fuck Pete Davidson. 1.00

01:59:15.860 That's right. 1.00

01:59:17.500 Hey,

01:59:17.940 can I,

01:59:18.200 can I plug some standup?

01:59:19.480 Yeah,

01:59:19.660 dude.

01:59:19.840 Yeah.

01:59:20.040 No,

01:59:20.220 no,

01:59:20.620 no.

01:59:20.640 Go ahead.

01:59:21.200 That's what's,

01:59:23.000 that's what's next.

01:59:24.220 Cool.

01:59:24.780 And the, 1.00

01:59:25.300 and the show just to fuck with him. 1.00

01:59:28.680 Dude, 1.00

01:59:29.200 as a comic,

01:59:29.800 that'd be so funny.

01:59:32.220 Check me out.

01:59:33.460 I'll,

01:59:33.660 I'll actually,

01:59:34.280 I'll be at Staten Island Wednesday,

01:59:36.680 August 11th.

01:59:37.340 That's Stiney's pub,

01:59:38.500 eight o'clock.

01:59:39.140 Come check that out.

01:59:40.020 And then August 14th,

01:59:42.940 two shows at the pop-in bar,

01:59:46.140 730,

01:59:47.060 930.

01:59:47.480 It's right outside of Philly.

01:59:48.660 Get your tickets.

01:59:49.280 Cause that show sells out really quick.

01:59:50.660 So we have two shows,

01:59:51.540 730,

01:59:51.940 930. 1.00

01:59:52.720 I'm going to host both drop tent.com slash events for tickets for that shit. 1.00

01:59:58.340 And of course, 0.98

01:59:59.120 please follow me on Twitter at Adam Nutter and please youtube.com slash Adam Nutter.

02:00:04.860 And my podcast,

02:00:06.180 the porcupine,

02:00:06.820 which is my libertarian one.

02:00:07.820 And for comedy podcast,

02:00:09.360 a cult of us,

02:00:10.120 I do with Neil Wood.

02:00:10.880 So check those out,

02:00:11.740 both on YouTube,

02:00:12.420 both available everywhere.

02:00:13.520 And that's it.

02:00:14.760 That's awesome.

02:00:16.240 Everybody knows you,

02:00:17.860 Nick,

02:00:18.060 Ashley,

02:00:18.480 Nick,

02:00:18.580 Nick,

02:00:18.720 Nick,

02:00:19.060 the individualist podcast.

02:00:21.980 Hell yeah. 0.91

02:00:22.740 And fat Dave, 0.89

02:00:23.680 we,

02:00:23.880 we got some stuff coming up on tower power.

02:00:25.920 We got Shane Scalf is on next Monday with us and we've got Jason cave the following week.

02:00:32.220 And then I think we had,

02:00:33.820 um,

02:00:34.580 can we announce the other one,

02:00:36.200 Nick?

02:00:36.480 Not yet.

02:00:37.100 Not yet.

02:00:37.540 Okay.

02:00:37.880 Well,

02:00:38.080 actually,

02:00:38.560 yeah,

02:00:38.700 they've both confirmed the day,

02:00:40.460 August 31st.

02:00:41.420 That's going to be a Tuesday.

02:00:43.260 Uh,

02:00:43.640 Neil Connor mover,

02:00:44.780 Burt Grimm and,

02:00:45.860 um,

02:00:46.780 though Bishop,

02:00:47.340 so Bishop,

02:00:48.280 that's cool.

02:00:48.820 They'll be on with us.

02:00:49.760 And fat Dave and I are,

02:00:51.000 I believe we're recording tomorrow night on rebel with a cause as well.

02:00:54.360 Yep.

02:00:54.800 Tonight.

02:00:55.360 Nice.

02:00:55.900 Tomorrow night. 0.99

02:00:56.820 Oh shit. 1.00

02:00:57.340 Okay. 1.00

02:00:57.540 I misheard.

02:00:58.540 Yeah.

02:00:58.840 Tomorrow night.

02:00:59.360 Is it going to be live?

02:01:00.220 Cause last time you did live with Alex and them.

02:01:02.420 I do not.

02:01:03.140 I don't know.

02:01:03.860 Actually,

02:01:04.400 I thought it was live.

02:01:05.380 I like doing the live ones.

02:01:06.960 Yeah.

02:01:07.360 It's fun.

02:01:08.340 Well,

02:01:08.640 all right,

02:01:09.040 man.

02:01:09.240 We'll,

02:01:09.400 we'll see how that goes.

02:01:10.180 Adam,

02:01:10.460 thanks for being on with us,

02:01:11.340 man.

02:01:11.520 Thanks for having me.

02:01:12.440 It was super fun.

02:01:13.200 It was fun.

02:01:14.180 Signing off gentlemen.

02:01:15.940 All right.

02:01:16.440 See you boys.

02:01:16.860 See you boys.

Tower Gang - August 04, 2021

Ep 24 - White Women Must Be Stopped w⧸ Adam Nutter

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