Tower Gang - Ep 35 - Cutting Off a Member w⧸ Rothbirdian & Justin O'Donnell

00:00:00.000 retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off dicks like fucking they're 1.00

00:00:04.720 an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan with two kamikazes 1.00

00:00:12.280 you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account for it 0.94

00:00:19.100 white women must be stopped that's right 1.00

00:00:21.920 we can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane 1.00

00:00:27.840 what your ass ass to penis ratio maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't fuck 1.00

00:00:33.920 oh jesus fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:00:39.600 what's up retards welcome welcome to another tower power hour we have tonight the uh the person who 1.00

00:00:53.380 is the re in our uh dicky walnuts intro and one of the most hated people on twitter and in the lp

00:00:59.460 or no longer in the lp roth burden hello my ruthless cosmopolitan

00:01:05.140 and justin o'donnell's back with us tonight as well who is who is her handler to make sure she

00:01:12.340 doesn't uh they're shut out of control you got to keep white women in line i know so i don't violate 1.00

00:01:17.780 the nap and what's up fat dave fat dave is here yeah man how's it going it's been a it's been a fun

00:01:23.940 week it's been a fun week for uh rafford i've seen on following on twitter seeing her like calling

00:01:29.300 out people seeing karen harlos come to your aid and like back you up which is pretty awesome

00:01:34.180 yeah pretty ball i mean it's been kind of great to see you finally doing the things they accused you

00:01:38.820 of i have a clarifying question are there words i'm not allowed to say on the show no you you watch

00:01:49.700 the show i don't know i do watch the show but just in case right so i would like to say i did not

00:01:59.460 tweet nigger until the lp was mad about me until the lp was mad about me like fangirling over jeremy 0.99

00:02:07.060 coffin's feeding nigger right like right like what's funny is we're not taking down this because 1.00

00:02:15.300 youtube just can't understand your accent it's just like near near what's it okay near i guess 0.93

00:02:21.540 okay that's fine justin you're not doing your job so far i was gonna say you're allowed to say anything

00:02:26.500 you want but only after five minutes into the episode when youtube is less likely to catch it

00:02:30.500 oh yeah it doesn't matter i actually didn't know and i feel genuinely apologetic

00:02:37.380 i'm sure chat will let us know if we get cut off midstream okay thank you yes but i would like

00:02:42.980 to say no end bombs happened until lp massachusetts and then you took it down well because i didn't

00:02:49.940 want to go to twitter jail i had actually also posted a picture of myself in the red armband

00:02:54.900 and then jeremy coffin told me to take it down so i did so here's the thing like um i had dinner

00:03:01.460 with jeremy thursday night for young before and like he was telling me he's never been suspended

00:03:06.820 from twitter like never even gotten a 12 hour for anything and then he pointed out he's like no it's

00:03:12.500 really easy to understand the algorithm it's like you can say anything you want and as offensive as you

00:03:17.860 want as long as it's not directed at somebody and so then we went and tested this and i had a friend

00:03:22.900 to make a bunch of like um sock accounts and we're like we're gonna test this and like we tested he 0.99

00:03:29.300 just tweeted you're a miserable cunt nobody got blocked he tweeted at megan mccain is a miserable 0.99

00:03:35.700 cunt suspended immediately for 12 hours and so like so it's like if you're directing it at somebody the 1.00

00:03:43.060 twitter algorithm says it's hate speech so i've caught a block once and i was asking for gummy dicks and i 0.51

00:03:48.980 asked them for masha drop birdie and at like 666 boston road number 1488 boston massachusetts

00:03:56.660 629 420 and like twitter was like this is doxing your twitter for 12 hours and i was just like

00:04:03.300 like i asked for gummy dicks 0.98

00:04:07.620 top lost the two dollars and just tweeted the n-word to test this series top you're black so it doesn't 0.69

00:04:13.380 even count like at one point so like i was like listening to the charges that like ashley in the

00:04:23.300 meeting was saying the reason you were being expelled from the party was for tweeting can we use his real

00:04:28.580 name by the way it's really i don't even know i'm kidding i i don't even know it so yeah it's probably

00:04:35.940 jeremy because that's what everybody's name is uh but the charge was tweeting or retweeting

00:04:42.740 an offensive tweet containing the n-word and i'm like wait a second she didn't

00:04:46.660 fucking do that i looked at the screenshot again and like it was woke jeremy that retweeted it 0.91

00:04:56.420 into her mentions and all she did was refuse to condemn it we really should clarify so we have 0.98

00:05:03.380 chad jeremy so we infernally referred to jeremy koffman as chad jeremy and the chair of greater

00:05:08.980 boston lp as woke jeremy correct um yeah just because there are too many jeremy's right so it was one

00:05:16.100 of the ex you know it was one of the executive committee members who was like are you gonna get

00:05:20.980 to jeremy koffman's level next under my mises caucus like you know anti-union tweet and and he

00:05:31.860 posted are you gonna get to jeremy's level next and the tweet in question was jeremy koffman saying

00:05:37.540 these niggas be charging us head as he rates and he asked like is this the next level and i said we 0.97

00:05:45.060 can never reach jeremy's greatness with like a sort of howdy face and and this all began because i was

00:05:51.380 fangirling jeremy koffman right yes every girl should well as i tried to call out woke jeremy for like 0.65

00:06:00.180 him being the one to tweet it or retweet it and then like i'm like you're kicking out masha for

00:06:05.140 tweeting or retweeting something that you did and he's like it's but i'm black like 0.91

00:06:12.900 like that was his whole defense was it was fine for him because he was black

00:06:16.660 yeah that's the libertarian philosophy actually we began the show on a tangent and only like 11

00:06:23.380 people in the u.s care about and i'm really sorry no that's all right yeah well we started

00:06:30.980 the show for 11 people it's just yeah we got we got this many just out of just because we're retards

00:06:35.940 so it's fine exactly and masha was even fangirling uh jeremy koffman with the asking for a bag of 0.54

00:06:43.220 gummy dicks too because that's what happened to jeremy koffman yeah no do you know the full story 0.99

00:06:48.100 of that not really i just figured some was telling him to suck dicks or something because he was 0.99

00:06:54.100 yeah no uh it's even it's it's even so much better like jeremy owned some rental property 1.00

00:06:59.780 and uh one of my good friends rents from him and the uh bag of gummy dicks got delivered to her 0.95

00:07:05.700 because the address was jeremy's home address it was hers

00:07:12.980 and she was terrified she's like why is the internet know my address i'm like well it's 0.92

00:07:18.180 addressed to jeremy koffman yeah okay who wouldn't like to receive a couple gummy dicks like i mean 0.92

00:07:26.340 as long as they taste pretty good i don't i wouldn't mind getting that if you want to send me some gummy 0.98

00:07:31.860 dicks some chocolate dicks oh yeah i mean i i'm down with that yeah i can't ask for it because 0.95

00:07:38.820 twitter will say i'm doxxing myself and suspend me if you put the address in your uh description 0.90

00:07:46.580 yeah the algorithm doesn't read it yeah well that's i mean that's kind of like the similar 0.87

00:07:53.940 thing to like would you rather eat garbage that tastes like candy or candy that tastes like garbage 0.99

00:07:58.820 like knowing that candy right but but does that mean that you will eat a dick if it tastes good 1.00

00:08:06.020 if you're not gay i mean what's the thc concentration of the gummy dicks 1.00

00:08:13.380 toad have you ever sucked a dick how do you know it doesn't taste good how do you know it's just like 1.00

00:08:16.580 it's what if what if like some other dudes come just not yours just some other guys that well i guess 1.00

00:08:21.220 ropper could answer this but only for your guy maybe guys have a different maybe guys have a different

00:08:25.940 taste scale for come for other guys come and it's just like amazing and like they're just like the 1.00

00:08:30.820 gays are holding out on it and we're all we're all the idiots over here for not sucking 12 dicks a day 1.00

00:08:36.180 i apologize yeah for being a gold star heterosexual yeah lame uh super straight actually is what i am so 1.00

00:08:45.060 yeah right here's the thing super straight the whole the alt-right accidentally answered the question 0.61

00:08:50.020 are traps gay and the answer is no traps aren't gay they're just not super straight 0.95

00:08:55.860 that's hey that's funny that works good read coverdale's pissed so i so i will take the blame for 0.96

00:09:04.900 this i asked for justin to come on because i needed a chaperone because i feel like what because you were

00:09:14.020 in the lpma before and you know all of the technicalities so you know the um you know the

00:09:19.620 bylaws better than i do but um also i needed somebody to tell me to shut up because that's

00:09:26.260 what didn't happen during the last lpma meeting and look at where it got us did you call somebody a 0.87

00:09:32.900 cunt is that what happened no no actually so i i and so i i woke up to so i texted my boyfriend saying 0.92

00:09:41.060 i still feel really wound up after last night after the lpma meeting and he texted me back saying 0.70

00:09:46.580 well at least you didn't call anybody fat tranny and like like well but i also specified am i being

00:09:55.220 kicked out because jeremy coffin said right you're being kicked out for the actions of somebody else

00:10:05.220 specifically asked like in the same words am i being expelled because jeremy coffin said

00:10:09.860 nigga and he's really like you know so i feel like that's worse than calling ashley shade a fat

00:10:14.740 tranny and did we just lose fat dave we lose fat dave a lot because his uh he's always on a phone

00:10:21.460 until he actually becomes not poor and gets better uh audio equipment or better video and audio equipment 0.64

00:10:27.940 and well what do you guys do with all that super chat money the phone overheats in his fat rolls and

00:10:33.860 actually the super chat money um we are not getting any of it yet because we still have not set up ad

00:10:41.460 sense and apparently as soon as we do i guess we're probably going to lose monetization so sorry

00:10:50.980 what's crazy is they want to sit like they want to send a pin code in the mail to my house like that's

00:10:57.460 the dumbest i ever heard of like i whatever okay fine facebook does the same thing if you want an 0.99

00:11:03.060 advertising account with facebook and it was like a pain in the ass like when i was running for congress 0.99

00:11:07.620 we were setting up an ad account and uh we had a po box for the campaign because i didn't want people 0.91

00:11:14.180 doxing me while i was running for congress and um since the campaign was registered at the po box face

00:11:22.020 facebook wouldn't accept my address but they also wouldn't mail it to a po box because that's not

00:11:26.820 a rail address oh my god so what ended up happening yeah oh we just never ran ads oh he he lost he

00:11:34.740 lost the race that's what happened yes by a wild margin i got like three percent yeah

00:11:43.380 and uh also uh reed coverdale you're allowed to uh join this you have the link to the stream you 0.99

00:11:47.620 can jump in here yeah he can join anytime he wants to it's a fucking party man yeah 0.97

00:11:52.660 hey as long as you do better than jojo justin that's all that matters but yeah i doubled her 0.97

00:11:58.020 vote total hell yeah in the same state which is really depressing because like the other options

00:12:05.300 weren't exactly great like yeah by the way so it's gonna be fun though tonight because we are so

00:12:12.260 i i had a bunch of people in our in our mentions and even here saying that they wanted to play the

00:12:16.340 show that we didn't play with spike but we're definitely going to play that play that game

00:12:19.860 tonight i mean we are the nazis jew right that's that's why we're doing it so yeah later later in

00:12:26.660 the show we will finally do what we're going to do with spike and we're going to call it by its

00:12:30.420 official name we're going to play kike reich later and we may be playing two games because we've got

00:12:37.220 another uh suggestion for one so yeah we'll try to get both that was just for rothberg because she is 0.98

00:12:43.300 such a um fat ford uh fat positive person on twitter the most fat positive person i know on

00:12:49.860 twitter is rothberg so we just want to play a quick game with her so that we could myself and my own

00:12:54.500 arm flap so much you're not showing pits we need somebody to do that because jose is not here

00:13:03.700 honestly i bet justin shows pretty nice pits i bet just has some nice pits that he can show off

00:13:07.940 i don't want to take my shirt off who has better who do you think has better traps you or ashley

00:13:21.940 who's strong like who is stronger like who has better traps first who has better traps i mean

00:13:28.340 i'll probably say me because like i might actually have something visible

00:13:36.340 like god like here's the thing with ashley like okay she's a former professional wrestler former 1.00

00:13:41.300 uh collegiate like i don't know fucking linebacker or some shit it was just like really gotten big 0.95

00:13:48.500 and uh like the lack of effort like okay like i don't want to be transphobic here and i don't i 0.99

00:13:56.820 i got plenty of friends who are transgender who like whatever it's not a big fucking deal the 0.94

00:14:02.260 thing that's always bugged me about ashley is her voice because i feel like she's straining and 0.93

00:14:08.500 trying really hard to pretend to have a feminine voice and it just doesn't sound natural it sounds

00:14:14.820 like miss biggie and kermit look who we have now read coverdale hell yeah

00:14:19.860 looking like a helicopter guys i'm fueling up the truck yeah no i think i think the best description 0.93

00:14:28.820 of ashley uh who was it that tweeted the absolute fucking murder of ashley shade that was being 0.98

00:14:35.140 retweeted around oh oh oh it was it was brandon brandon yeah he tweeted this thing it was so funny 0.96

00:14:40.580 he said he said that um he said that ashley shade looks like um chelsea uh manning got stung by a

00:14:53.220 yes right that wasn't even that wasn't even the funny part of it like somebody responded he's like

00:14:58.740 oh look chelsea manning got stung by a beehive and he didn't tag her didn't name her and somebody else

00:15:04.420 commented oh that's ashley shade she's running for city council in my city she has some great ideas

00:15:10.500 tagged ashley shade this person is lying about you they say you run

00:15:16.020 that was it yeah and you know finally i do it was more like it was

00:15:23.220 it was someone said like oh yeah brandon said like someone accused you of running and i think

00:15:27.860 that's an unfair accusation or something like that 0.99

00:15:30.260 absolute murder reed by the way i believe inserting the diesel nozzle into his asshole 1.00

00:15:39.860 right now he's boofing gasoline callback 1.00

00:15:44.820 reed i do want to tell you you have a beautiful mustache oh 1.00

00:15:48.900 shit thank you you're all shit by the way so what's your uh 0.99

00:15:56.100 jeremy kaufman 1.00

00:15:59.220 reed show us your load i want to see

00:16:02.420 well it's like who does masha simp for more jeremy kaufman or reed's mustache

00:16:06.020 but it's empty so yeah i know you had a big load earlier today so i did yeah that was a uh 28 foot

00:16:17.540 wide 16 foot tall dump truck bed that was a little ridiculous so

00:16:25.220 big old dumpy load yeah yeah 0.96

00:16:28.420 yeah from the strip club foundation

00:16:34.580 and as far as ashley shade goes by the way she wound up i know she blocked me and she blocked me 1.00

00:16:39.620 masha she blocked me because i had mentioned i forget what the reply it was a

00:16:45.460 string of replies on one of her tweets i assume she was definitely on the thread somewhere and i

00:16:49.860 don't even remember what i actually replied to and i had said that her bottom surgery consisted of 1.00

00:16:54.660 her fat rolls hiding her junk yeah which i absolutely love she blocked me over that like 1.00

00:17:00.900 if you mention fat rolls i'm i'm in 0.91

00:17:04.900 yeah i love that and if you know i feel like at some point we should give like a tweet by tweet

00:17:09.380 summary of what happened but also that's like that's the best thing to do but it's also kind of

00:17:13.860 lame i'm not sure um you save that for karen ann arlis's show she loves tweet by tweet summaries

00:17:21.140 yeah and timelines and investigations yeah um so i think so does so does by the way

00:17:31.460 we'd has a good video on i thought we were talking about that i'm sorry we're definitely not

00:17:37.060 it has come up on like now the last three shows that i've been on i'm just like

00:17:40.740 fuck that we're not talking about that but yeah uh what's the thing that we're not talking about 0.99

00:17:46.020 we're not going to talk about it shut up masha we're not talking about nothing yeah 0.99

00:17:53.540 i sent justin a daily update on that by the way by saying that certain things have not been

00:17:59.140 pressed against me that were threatened but i'm just gonna leave it at that

00:18:01.860 yeah for for now it's what going on like 300 days now you haven't had any type of breasts human 1.00

00:18:09.540 breasts pressed against you at all as they've been threatened so exactly yeah that's what we're

00:18:14.740 talking about we need to read needs to get some action i think get some of those lot lizards out

00:18:20.180 there we got a ten dollar from fender ketchup here deficient as count of socks in terms of the not

00:18:25.860 gay if wearing socks rule what's the not if you're wearing socks rule yeah i've not even heard that

00:18:31.700 one i have not i think i think it's if you're wearing socks and you're uh three inches deep inside 0.96

00:18:37.060 of a dude it's not gay so if you put on some stockings okay what if you're wearing what if you're 0.88

00:18:43.860 wearing sandals with the socks does that just like double negative

00:18:47.380 i don't know because i don't know that sounds like uh it sounds like i don't know two dads having 0.97

00:18:56.180 sex with each other or something i don't know that sounds even more gay do you think i wonder if 1.00

00:19:01.620 gay people see people in like socks and sandals be like god what a faggot like this man like 1.00

00:19:07.540 i just wonder why is there a rule in the first place like yeah there's like what's the context for the 1.00

00:19:13.540 joke for it i have no idea hey the only one i'm familiar with is from the navy that it's not gay

00:19:21.700 underway

00:19:30.500 oh man sometimes those cots get a little lonely don't they justin when it's just what you guys 0.99

00:19:37.380 you guys haven't had a party where you had 40 guys in a fucking birthing hold all watching one movie 0.99

00:19:42.500 together i don't know it's not it's it's not gay if it's cold that's another saying i've heard 0.99

00:19:51.780 okay oh yeah i get it yeah yeah it's never gay

00:19:59.540 cuddling is definitely not gay especially not at uh justin's uh pork fest tent where uh the cuddle party 1.00

00:20:05.460 were uh probably uh i don't know there were probably some penises uh entering other uh guys assholes 0.99

00:20:11.380 during that i'm not really sure but uh uh i mean not i don't think so one 0.96

00:20:17.060 it's cold out man it's not like new hampshire like that you have to like take a moment and think

00:20:21.300 about it you know yeah well he's like uh i don't remember what or if it entered but i don't think so

00:20:31.060 there was like 40 people in that cuddle puddle all right

00:20:34.660 and i think it was muddy things were slipping in other things we don't know what was going on it

00:20:42.820 was you know some people made it out of there unscathed some people made it out there with their 0.97

00:20:47.780 you know anal virginity loss so but it's fine 0.91

00:20:52.500 well though four years ago at least one person left pregnant 0.99

00:20:55.380 wait uh from pork fest like a pork fest well all right guys i gotta run sorry

00:21:05.380 thanks for coming on yeah thanks man good night reed peace bye see ya no all you guys who went to

00:21:11.460 pork fest and like spent all your time at the pavilion watching talks don't do didn't do pork

00:21:15.780 fest right no i was watching talks and not watching cox man i was like wandering around drunk so

00:21:22.100 i i was yeah i had just gone sober and i was at pork fest i was just like what the 0.88

00:21:27.140 fuck what am i doing here i guess i'm gonna uh you know be big brain some of the time but 0.96

00:21:32.580 also eat a lot of food this is what i was oh go go ahead with this dan smots what kind of hacks 0.99

00:21:38.580 would have these bigoted monsters on their show that's true hey go check out me and uh toad on dan's

00:21:44.180 show uh this last wednesday or me and masha yeah we're gonna go this thursday

00:21:50.100 hell yeah that show a tweet-by-tweet summary um

00:21:55.380 hell yeah yeah well i wanted to say so like it seems like every time i hear about like a

00:22:00.740 libertarian like get together like some kind of like like pork fest freedom fest i don't know

00:22:06.500 childrenberg is as much but it's always it's like we're gonna come out here we're gonna drink

00:22:11.300 and then we're gonna listen to lectures and i thought that was just really weird like

00:22:14.580 like like is there none like i tweeted this out like uh like a couple weeks ago it was like who'd

00:22:19.540 be down for like the libertarian softball game like where we just get together to play softball

00:22:23.220 like i don't understand why there's not just one where people just get and hang out and just like

00:22:27.780 play like sports and chill and listen to music but and like i love tom woods to death but like

00:22:33.540 why do we have tom woods come talk to us like it's just the latest i never want to see tom woods

00:22:38.500 because i was just hanging out drunk so i spent a grand total of 45 minutes in the pavilion all of

00:22:45.060 pork fest i was there for two weeks and i spent 45 minutes in the pavilion and 30 of those 45 minutes

00:22:50.500 i was on stage speaking i was in the pavilion the whole time and you know libertarians don't play 0.98

00:22:57.220 sports what the fuck are you talking about we had a kickball tournament there was a daily ultimate 0.98

00:23:01.860 frisbee game okay maybe maybe i was totally wrong maybe like it just seems like there's not 0.98

00:23:06.500 and people someone said that's basically childenberg which i i guess yeah that's true 0.87

00:23:10.660 i just feel like there could be one that is just like we're all gonna get together you get your

00:23:14.820 teams up it's like four playing sports together maybe i just love sports too much but i think it'd

00:23:19.380 be really fun just to like get together play sports and have like a bunch of tournaments just for 0.93

00:23:24.900 fucking libertarians come out and i don't know no i hit a couple dingers 0.92

00:23:30.180 i prefer the rave that that would be awesome too have a libertarian rave 0.99

00:23:39.540 i mean yeah yeah these things do exist at pork fest yeah like like there is everything at

00:23:45.220 pork fest if you look for it look so my most adorable tale from the festival was that there was

00:23:50.100 that so triplicant that i missed when they were actually naked and dancing i only ended up there

00:23:56.420 later in the morning because i was trying to hide from the rain because my hair was gonna poof up

00:24:01.380 and so i basically dipped into this random tent and was like hi can i hide from the rain here

00:24:06.660 and by the way i have some weed and and this guy was like yeah sure we had like naked ladies dancing 1.00

00:24:12.660 here and i'm trying to you know clean up right now and i was like yeah i will help you clean and i helped

00:24:18.900 him clean and so they had like dildos on the wall of the um what's it called the uh i'm fully blinking

00:24:25.940 at like the camper car no like the camper car um he had a bus it wasn't really right yes yes on the

00:24:34.980 wall of the trailer they had dildos and they still have like the butt prints left over and i just popped

00:24:40.340 it and i helped clean and this guy was like please tell me that your dude's gonna marry you 0.90

00:24:45.460 and i was like yeah you know right because it's like because i thought i was like can i hide from

00:24:50.100 the rain can i help you clean do you want me yeah and this guy was like sure wait so there was dildos

00:24:57.540 on the the walls and they would like right they would ride the chips and that's why they were like

00:25:03.460 and that's why there was an aspirant on the wall that i helped you know yeah sounds about right

00:25:08.900 yeah i missed the fun part which was two female strippers and uh the rest of them was like 40 dudes 1.00

00:25:16.580 or something i would have come if i knew i only found out by accident yeah you would have come

00:25:22.340 wouldn't you

00:25:26.740 i was also gonna say it was a libertarian event so they're all underage too they're all minors so that's

00:25:31.700 well yeah especially jeremy coughlin was involved so

00:25:34.180 oh god and rothverdian for that all right we were so like all leading up to pork fest jeremy was

00:25:42.740 like pissing people off with like the agent consent tweets and like the minors yeah i remember like

00:25:50.500 thursday morning we're down at the fire and like this is like wednesday night we did a whole bunch

00:25:54.980 of acid and then thursday morning we're down by the fire and we're like just chilling out and hanging 0.99

00:25:59.220 out and like a friend of mine just made a joke like somebody brought up fucking pedos and he just 0.95

00:26:03.860 made a joke he's like yeah we're one tweet away from getting a wood chipper up for jeremy 0.98

00:26:07.700 and this skinny blonde chick uh well i'm not gonna name she just fucking leaps over me and i'm like 1.00

00:26:12.980 physically restraining her she's trying to claw this guy you're like 1.00

00:26:16.100 fuck you for saying mean things about jeremy i'll fucking destroy you 1.00

00:26:19.940 and we got sam here uh drinking beer at 11 30 a.m at pork fest cheers to sam we were doing that 1.00

00:26:31.860 together i don't think i was ever awake before noon at pork fest yeah also uh rich cart said uh make

00:26:37.940 sure you invite jt hotkinson to the softball game i don't know who that is i don't know who that is

00:26:42.740 either i don't know either but thanks for your money

00:26:48.900 i don't get your jokes no actually our comment section is usually full of awesome jokes some of

00:26:53.780 which become titles for some of the episodes and shit so now wait a minute though as far as like 0.62

00:27:00.580 i don't know i don't i don't know if i don't know if we finished talking about the uh the lpma

00:27:04.980 oh yeah oh yeah well i have hold on i wanted to want to get a dance dance comment said i slipped

00:27:11.460 at jeremy kaufman's house he charged me an age tax for being 33 god bless capitalism

00:27:20.900 that's so great oh yeah yeah so yeah i can oh sorry i've never seen somebody like be so

00:27:30.420 able to just like piss off such a large section of the internet while being genuinely one of the

00:27:35.860 nicest people i know yeah like jeremy jeremy like the nicest person i know like and like 0.78

00:27:43.540 then he gets on the internet and just like fuck everybody okay so two things two things one the 0.80

00:27:51.540 james c hodgkinson is the guy that shot steve scalise at the uh the baseball game that's who that guy is 0.98

00:27:57.220 man that's a good joke i got it now that's good all right that is good yeah and then secondly 0.95

00:28:03.140 someone's saying that our show was mentioned on tim cast so maybe that was um fucking um oh 0.95

00:28:10.340 because of the shoe oh 0.75

00:28:17.620 like it was so funny it was supposed to like it was supposed to be shoe and alex jones and like

00:28:22.260 i guess tim didn't tell shoe alex jones was going to be there yeah and so she found out alex jones 0.95

00:28:27.700 was going to be there she backed out and so they're talking about she went on a fucking tower prop 0.96

00:28:38.340 if we got fucking mentioned on tim cast i'm gonna love it so much because i mean we already had 0.98

00:28:42.820 clint already went on you know it's just so crazy but god damn it he didn't even mention 0.93

00:28:48.980 more yeah he wouldn't he's flying right now he can't defend himself apparently it's live now with 0.87

00:28:56.180 alex jones and phil labont they were talking yeah so phil labont he may have said something like he's

00:29:01.060 supposed to we need to get him on the show but like yeah oh i'll message him for you oh so a super

00:29:06.660 chatter mentioned our show and phil said i know them okay okay yeah yeah we're gonna get phil on

00:29:12.260 uh in october i think we'll do it we've we've been backed up we uh we went back and forth in uh

00:29:17.460 some of the twitter replies a little while back and he said he would do it so we should make that

00:29:21.220 happen yeah go over to the cast and just keep super chatting about us that'd be

00:29:30.180 phil's great like phil lives not too far from me in new hampshire um when he's here in new hampshire

00:29:34.900 and like when i first started my show i'm like all right i need a guest i just messaged phil

00:29:38.580 i'm like hey what are you doing tonight he's like fuck it let's go and like like my first episode 0.94

00:29:43.540 was with phil like he's he's fucking awesome fuck yeah sorry okay all that aside go back to your lp in 0.98

00:29:50.900 the mail so i want to do it justice right but this all began because the massachusetts mises caucus 0.98

00:30:01.380 had begun tweeting against the union and against the civil war we tweeted at lp texas saying you know

00:30:11.700 if you think you know confederacy's bad wait till you hear about the union but yeah but it was amazing

00:30:19.220 something against the union it means you're from slavery because the civil war was fought purely to

00:30:27.300 free the slaves and if you're against the civil war it means you're pro-slavery and if you say

00:30:33.220 something against the union it means you're pro-slavery because if you're a blue-pilled blank 1.00

00:30:41.380 that's what you think a bitch fuck what yeah yeah if you're a blue-pilled bitch fuck cock you think 1.00

00:30:46.900 that the civil war was fought over slavery right right right right so now we are racist and pro-slavery 1.00

00:30:55.620 and lp massachusetts had to come out and say we denounce slavery

00:31:01.620 no they didn't they didn't say that we denounce slavery the massachusetts libertarian party tweeted

00:31:07.060 said we denounced the libertarian party macy's caucus of massachusetts

00:31:14.260 that's why you're my chaperone thank you right and so then the lp mises caucus of massachusetts

00:31:20.980 tweeted something we would not want to displace anybody especially the ruthless cosmopolitans of 1.00

00:31:28.100 of like the malp because they don't even work that hard right and then ruthless cosmopolitans 0.99

00:31:35.860 is a slur for jew under soviet russia and and you know like but it's not a slur if it's true by the

00:31:43.780 way that's yeah yeah i just think it's mean yeah these like uh coastal liberal elites that don't

00:31:50.580 have any moral grounding or any like actual ties to anything it's such a terrible blur like like

00:31:55.860 like yeah it's a compliment i had retweeted and liked the tweet and for that this jew is a nazi jew i'm so 0.92

00:32:04.020 sorry it's my internalized anti-semitism right and so that i've tweeted something along the lines of

00:32:10.580 like in one day the lp mises caucus of massachusetts managed to the soft faketarians bad libertarian takes

00:32:16.580 in lp massachusetts and our book jeremy tweeted under my tweet like are you gonna go to jeremy kaufman's

00:32:24.180 level next and he used jeremy kaufman's hennessy tweet and i said we can only aspire to jeremy kaufman's

00:32:31.060 greatness that also went on on my track record so then so look the thing with lp massachusetts is

00:32:36.980 that anybody can be kicked out anytime via secret ballot yeah so one man was supposedly railroaded

00:32:45.780 into saying yes and then he quit the executive committee but he quit but after he quit his vote

00:32:52.820 still counted one lady claims to have clicked do not expel but she was holding a crying baby 0.99

00:33:01.460 and one man lives in new hampshire and he could still vote in lp massachusetts so that's fine i guess

00:33:10.980 yeah everything that happened was shady yeah and then and then i thought during the meeting i thought

00:33:17.620 that if they had the votes they would have told me during the meeting but they voted before the meeting

00:33:22.340 even began right so it was like behind the scenes right and you weren't even there for it no

00:33:32.180 like if it wasn't leaked to me it's like i have a friend who's on the state committee who was the one

00:33:36.340 no vote um and he sent me screenshots he's like they're trying to kick out masha and i'm like what and

00:33:42.260 i just forwarded to masha so if it hadn't been leaked i would not have known which you know

00:33:49.940 the state of the libertarian party right now they definitely uh have enough people to start kicking

00:33:54.660 other people out it's definitely what they need to do is kick people out of the party right it's

00:34:00.340 definitely a great point i was kicked out before bill weld bill has not been kicked out exactly

00:34:08.980 bill well did quit he's a registered republican in massachusetts again

00:34:13.380 but but but why kick me out and not keep bill weld out yeah you can be a lobbyist for raytheon that's

00:34:19.940 fine you can uh promote hillary clinton promote the war machine but you can't like jeremy coffin's

00:34:24.900 tweets i didn't even like it i just sit under it like i bet you liked it don't even lie you went back

00:34:32.980 and liked it yeah i probably didn't like it right right but it's like but but then it's basically like

00:34:38.820 right so then i'm acting out during the meeting i'm back i'm asking them do you hate the state

00:34:44.820 and they keep refusing to answer the question do you hate the state because right that's a really

00:34:49.380 difficult question to answer if you're an lp um yeah i was yelling at david friedman all during pork

00:34:54.900 fest i wouldn't yell at david for you i wasn't i love that guy right but but it's just like look if

00:35:03.780 you have already voted to expel me and then you use my like subsequent behavior as a reason you're

00:35:10.020 expelling me right so it's that it's just like well she was disruptive during the meeting when we told

00:35:16.340 her we would be kicking her out for disruptive you know it's just like like okay i asked do you hate

00:35:22.100 the state that's disruptive behavior and then i kept tweeting it ashley shades to give me a letter

00:35:28.020 because basically one night my account was just deactivated i couldn't log into the slack i couldn't

00:35:32.740 log into my lp mass account and then it took like a day of tweeting it ashley and then i got a letter

00:35:38.660 and one of the points as the reason for expulsion was threatening to troll the organization

00:35:43.780 which is an act of aggression which is a violation of an app right words are an nap violation but like

00:35:51.060 what i wrote in the slack was i wrote the trolling will continue until the pro clashing stops that was

00:35:57.860 my press yeah god your threat or your threat i am threatening 0.84

00:36:07.460 i'm an immigrant

00:36:12.660 okay so the th stab is really hard for me

00:36:16.900 i just want to double check the libertarian party in massachusetts still follows me on twitter

00:36:21.380 uh even after my like relentless attacks against woke jeremy in your mansion how many how many

00:36:28.100 members are there in the lp massachusetts i just want to know this for a second not a lot under 200 so

00:36:34.100 basically organize a libertarian meetup we have 140 people if i could convince enough local libertarians

00:36:42.980 to to join lp i could be the next lp massachusetts yeah so the great part is like before i moved to

00:36:50.980 new hampshire i was on the state committee in massachusetts like i like i i they begged me to

00:36:57.220 join because i was the only one in the state doing any fucking work in 2016 and i was basically the 0.92

00:37:02.660 gary johnson campaign manager for the state because nobody else would fucking do anything yes i know we 0.91

00:37:07.220 can belittle me for that later um but like like one hey hey when i if hitler ran you would have done it 0.90

00:37:15.700 for him too it's okay it's okay when i when i i had just joined the lp then at that point like that 0.96

00:37:21.220 was before i like evolved and realized oh these guys fucking suck um but like when i organized the 0.97

00:37:27.860 state convention that year we had like 120 people show up to the state convention and we had almost 800 0.98

00:37:32.660 members of the party like in four years that's the damage that was done after i moved although maybe i'm 0.93

00:37:40.900 wrong right like i could no i don't think you are people like i could be totally wrong i'm just a dumb 0.82

00:37:46.020 bird that's why you're here hey no i don't think you're wrong it sounds right to me because 0.76

00:37:50.660 two years ago two years ago a trans person to cut off members okay 0.99

00:37:55.060 that's the clip

00:38:06.660 this is wonderful but no like two years ago when i was on the lmc they invited me to speak at their 0.95

00:38:11.620 convention and they had so few people attend the convention it was at a fucking bar in boston and 0.95

00:38:16.820 there were like 20 people there and the state party at that time had like 85 members like they just lost 0.97

00:38:22.500 everything like when i was on the state committee we grew the party at almost 800 members and we had

00:38:27.060 over 100 people showing up to the convention who actually fucking cared we actually had elections 0.69

00:38:31.540 for state committee because more people were running than there were seats to be on the state committee

00:38:36.500 um and like we filled the delegation to the national convention like now i don't think you can find 22

00:38:42.500 libertarians in massachusetts who could afford to go to reno yeah yeah and toads three of them

00:38:48.660 yeah can i like will they let me uh yeah vote three times or something i don't know because i do plan

00:38:56.900 i'm going yeah but see like this is the thing if they can kick anybody out at any time for any reason

00:39:02.420 be a secret ballot and one crying baby then like basically if you say i am part of the mises caucus or

00:39:10.820 if you say i disagree with the establishment or if you like jeremy kaufman or tweet something mean

00:39:17.220 you will be kicked out yeah well and that doesn't agree when i was on the state committee that

00:39:22.420 provision didn't exist there was no way to kick out a party member because massachusetts like 0.83

00:39:28.020 karen and herlose will love this when she finds out they don't have bylaws they have a serious set 0.78

00:39:33.220 of documents that they call bylaws that can be amended by the state committee it doesn't take the

00:39:38.340 membership to do it can i read you a part of the greater boston lp bylaw oh this is gonna be riveting

00:39:44.820 terrible yeah this is this is gonna be no no no just give just give me a second okay so this is what

00:39:51.140 boge jeremy who's the chair of the greater boston affiliate um how many members do they have

00:39:57.300 i don't know actually i'm assuming they kicked you out too oh hold on i'm gonna um i'm gonna i'm

00:40:04.340 gonna get some of these super chats real quick because we're kind of backed up on of course sorry

00:40:08.340 no you're fine you're fine okay uh dicky walnuts said for once i'm not drunk enough for this

00:40:12.980 dollars yeah um larry gave five dollars said neo-confederate bob murphy has a zombie which is 0.98

00:40:19.220 neo-confederate dude that's the i love that fucking video of bob murphy and uh interviewing a zombie if 0.92

00:40:25.620 you haven't seen it yeah and then uh tom woods then the rice of liberty podcast said roth birdie and did 0.92

00:40:31.140 nothing wrong which we just recorded together just recorded okay yeah so that's gonna come out

00:40:37.380 in like a week or so yeah and then dicky and the dicky said cole's joke clip dicky clip

00:40:46.820 so i will read you a part of the greater boston lp affiliate bylaws so in order to be a member you

00:40:52.900 must sign a pledge certifying that you will not use fraud or violence to achieve political or social

00:40:57.540 goals which makes sense but the pledge also says that you condemn bigotry such as racism transphobia

00:41:05.300 as sexism as irrational and repugnant and not to physically emotionally mentally or professionally

00:41:11.220 abuse your colleagues so like a part of belonging to the greater boston lp affiliate you are required

00:41:19.620 to compel racism sexism and transphobia as irrational and repugnant and i guess under emotionally 0.88

00:41:25.940 abusing your colleagues means you tweet mean things or troll them or troll them i want a definition

00:41:32.740 of colleagues here yeah like i don't consider these people colleagues just because we're members in the

00:41:40.260 same organization like like that would make sense for board members for like a board uh etiquette like 1.00

00:41:47.940 role but not for general fucking membership no if somebody's fucking stupid you tell them they're 1.00

00:41:52.020 fucking stupid i know but has anybody been kicked out of lpma before yeah one time oh yeah that's why 1.00

00:42:00.340 justice is here i guess uh oh yeah i cried yeah this didn't the the provision to be able to kick 1.00

00:42:08.260 somebody out didn't exist when i lived in massachusetts but their bylaws allow the state

00:42:12.900 committee to amend the bylaws without convention they can just change them on the fucking fly whenever they 0.93

00:42:17.220 want um and in 2019 do y'all remember the straight pride rally so i remember yes i went on a date with 0.98

00:42:26.260 the guy that participated yeah um the straight pride rally was a fucking clusterfuck and i remember uh 0.92

00:42:34.100 after one of the big free speech rallies where we all ended up getting chased off by cops and 0.98

00:42:38.260 fucking 40 000 people showed up to protest libertarians trying to have free speech because it happened to be

00:42:43.700 the week after charlottesville um yeah some people started to like just embrace the hate and go 1.00

00:42:50.020 fucking full bore asshole with everything one of those people being brendan the bomb and then a few 0.99

00:42:55.860 months later after we were protesting julian assange's extradition outside the british consulate 1.00

00:43:01.860 cambridge yeah antifa showed up to fucking attack us in fucking cambridge the cambridge cops actually 0.98

00:43:08.260 saved us from antifa that day somebody put i i got i got pushed into fucking traffic and almost 1.00

00:43:13.700 fucking run over that huge fascist julian assange 0.97

00:43:20.180 but like we all went out to dinner in us at assembly row that night and uh brandon 0.99

00:43:24.660 of bomb like i got this idea we're gonna organize a straight pride rally i'm like this sounds like a

00:43:29.060 really bad fucking idea but also kind of wonderful but i thought it was organized by like uh super happy 0.88

00:43:36.660 fun america or whatever yeah what matters is your goal when you're doing something like this and goals 0.96

00:43:43.300 and intentions matter and like i was there with a few people including guy i was dating at the time

00:43:49.860 and brandon is like we'd all ask him like what is your intent with this he's like i'm gonna trigger 0.92

00:43:54.660 the left i'm like then you're gonna lose because the left loves to be fucking triggered like all 0.93

00:43:59.780 you're doing is giving them an excuse there is nothing positive that can come out of this he went 0.94

00:44:04.260 ahead and did it anyways and i go down because at the time i was doing freelance photography for a 0.91

00:44:08.900 couple of newspapers and the ap and i'm like well there's gonna be a fucking riot i might as well be 0.96

00:44:13.540 there with a camera um and i go down there and um crazy fucking marina oh yeah oh and that's and that 1.00

00:44:23.620 and toad has met her too unfortunately uh the other crazy russian bitch from boston 1.00

00:44:29.940 yeah yeah i feel like maybe that's me in 40 years i i don't know uh like i really hope it's not me 0.98

00:44:37.860 she's an insane old lady yes and i'm in there with i'm in there with a camera and press credentials 0.91

00:44:44.260 and i'm like i'm just gonna fucking record this because something's gonna fucking happen she called 0.99

00:44:47.780 the fucking cops on me and told them i was a terrorist planning to disrupt the event and got me dragged out 1.00

00:44:52.180 of the event um like what kind of libertarian calls the fucking cops on people fuck that 1.00

00:44:57.620 i keep her out of my meetup too by the way for context i i've had that yeah but she keeps showing 0.99

00:45:02.660 up yeah well that was not my meetup but at least to the mecock shit one of the things that happened 0.95

00:45:07.860 is uh michael coombs uh fucking who was like autism distilled into a bostonian um he got up on 0.97

00:45:18.340 during the straight pride rally with an lp flag and banner and gave a speech about how the libertarian 1.00

00:45:24.740 party wanted to hang the gays 1.00

00:45:28.980 and so the state committee changed the rules so they could kick him out 0.99

00:45:33.460 did it say was were under it

00:45:37.380 three days that joke

00:45:40.420 but no and that's what i didn't i like lost respect because they weren't trolling they

00:45:44.420 weren't trying to trigger people like the speakers that they had they brought a 0.96

00:45:48.100 fucking priest preacher from texas to speak at this event and this preacher from texas started 1.00

00:45:53.140 fucking ranting about how the gays were sinful and all of the problems in america were due to the gays 1.00

00:45:57.940 not being hung and ostracized from society um adam the gays not being hung just means their penises 1.00

00:46:03.780 aren't that large so that's the one adam kakesh got invited to speak and he thought it was going to be 0.97

00:46:10.660 an opportunity to troll and trigger people so he got up and he started to give a speech about how 0.95

00:46:15.220 everyone was fucking retarded and needed to be hugged more as children and they cut off his mic and 1.00

00:46:19.540 booed him off because he wouldn't condemn the gays um like no so like so i did the next worst thing 1.00

00:46:27.060 which was to retweet the mises caucus and fangirl jeremy coffin right so they're like the the standard

00:46:34.820 they set to kick somebody out was actual misrepresentation of the party and like actual

00:46:41.380 hate speech was like something was the standard they set to kick somebody out not liking a tweet

00:46:48.580 so it was all over so this whole thing was supposed to like trigger people so they were just like let's 0.97

00:46:53.540 just but then they actually did get people that in there that actually wanted to hang gay people is 0.98

00:46:58.420 yeah god damn it and they said and they defended it was like oh no nothing we're saying is homophobic 0.98

00:47:04.820 milo yiannopoulos is our grand marshal for the parade yeah right i really wish that i would have 0.99

00:47:10.420 gone now i feel like i would have had a fun time just hanging out but like instead i just went on a

00:47:15.380 date with a guy that went to that parade and he summarized it for me yeah no um that day i did and

00:47:22.900 we could have met justin we could have met before oh i was busy fighting cops uh yeah it's like 0.99

00:47:28.660 after the after they dragged me out and kicked me out of the fucking rally i'm like fuck it like i 0.99

00:47:32.580 got dragged out by cops i'm like well i'm not leaving here without like getting paid for the 0.99

00:47:36.500 fucking day and taking some pictures so i went over to where antifa was protesting the rally um and they 0.98

00:47:42.020 had like boston some of those fuckers up no like they had like boston cops online trying to keep 1.00

00:47:49.140 people out and the anti-fuck kids online just fucking hurling insults at the cops and like i 0.99

00:47:53.380 got right between the lines to take pictures and i got a picture like i have it on video of a captain 0.99

00:47:59.860 of the boston police pulling up his fucking mace jar and instead of like spraying he used it like 0.99

00:48:05.860 brass knuckles clenched his fist and just punched a little girl in the face and fucking dropped her 0.99

00:48:12.500 yeah um and like i put that up and then reddit got all autistic about my video and they identified 0.99

00:48:18.020 this guy's home address um he got promoted get out yeah there's so many layers to the story

00:48:25.460 yeah what the hell like he got promoted from captain to deputy chief so it took him off the street

00:48:31.300 which is weird because i i i have like i'm kind of splayed because i love child abuse but i really

00:48:35.780 hate the cops so i really don't know like what to do here so i mean well like yeah when they did that 0.98

00:48:43.460 like the anti-fuck kids online all lost their shit and started reaching over the barricade and pulling 0.98

00:48:49.460 cops over the barricade and like i'm sitting there just trying to take pictures i'm like this is 0.99

00:48:53.940 incredible and next thing i know i'm tackled to the ground by a cop and i'm like still trying to take 0.85

00:48:59.460 pictures while i'm on the fucking ground and it's and then i'd look around and there's like 20 cops 0.94

00:49:04.740 sprawling on the ground and kids just beating on the cops and i hear over a hundred boston police 0.97

00:49:09.620 office to start chanting in unison stay alive stay alive i'm like oh we're all gonna die 1.00

00:49:18.500 like like we're all gonna fucking die and then like a whole bunch of skinny anti-fuck kids came 0.99

00:49:24.340 out of nowhere and tackled the cop off me uh and like when i started like going back i got 1.00

00:49:30.180 fucking maced adam kakesh got maced and anti-fuck kids were the ones who dragged us back and kept us 0.98

00:49:35.220 from getting arrested oh man i do like i like to think that they were actually just uh there was 0.99

00:49:42.020 one guy doing cpr and so all the cops had it like sing staying alive because they

00:49:50.900 isn't there a thing that you're supposed to do chest compressions to the uh yeah that's the 1.00

00:49:54.740 joke yeah that's the joke all right well i'm explaining it all right also tyler jakey gave a

00:50:01.940 five dollar super chat said stop stalling when are we getting to the worst chester bylaws 0.96

00:50:05.940 worcester apparently they have bylaws does the worcester fucking affiliate have 0.96

00:50:12.820 i have no fucking idea i i heard that worcester is gonna put a mask mandate back in though to 0.93

00:50:17.860 be like boston i think that's happening yeah the one the worst takeaway i heard from the recording of 0.95

00:50:24.340 the meeting where ashley yeah because i because i have said the whole yeah because he's seen the 0.96

00:50:29.700 whole recording of it crazy fucking i i can't remember her fucking name but a woman from worcester 0.99

00:50:33.940 county lp uh complaining because charlie larkin invited people to come to their meetings so we 0.99

00:50:39.140 could grow the party and affiliate and she spoke up to complain charlie you can't be inviting people

00:50:43.860 we have to vet them and read i think that was in read yeah i'm sorry if that was not in read and i'm

00:50:49.140 not i think i think it was it was just somebody i never knew and i was like yeah you have to

00:50:53.780 fucking vet people like so not only are they kicking out the disagreeables they're not letting 1.00

00:50:59.540 people join who haven't but i i i do want to say if it was not annery that said that i'm really sorry 0.99

00:51:04.900 to annery okay don't fuck annery i don't know that bitch like on twitter it's just like she's like 1.00

00:51:15.620 calling everybody cunts and pissing people out here she's just apologizing for everything that 1.00

00:51:20.100 she doesn't do to apologize for no but like i don't want to want to misrepresent people but 0.96

00:51:25.140 right but it came off as like well this isn't about masha but in the future we should we should vet

00:51:28.900 people i'm like what yeah exactly yeah i do like this go in places baby tickling testes uh you could

00:51:40.100 call dicky's clip segments lil dicky's like uh like the show dave i'm assuming and i'm not going

00:51:46.580 to bring up the uh milking tables thing from it again i don't know if that was the point of the

00:51:52.260 comment or not but yeah i mean as far as yeah the lp's sucking like lp texas got involved with that and 0.63

00:51:58.260 they wound up blocking me for i don't even know what probably because i'd piss them off yeah somehow 0.98

00:52:04.820 during that but the guy that i think runs lp texas uh jonathan casey or whatever the fuck his name 0.94

00:52:10.100 is he was like getting involved in this shit and he um he had said he basically said that the 0.97

00:52:16.180 massachusetts mises caucus were anti-semitic and racist or something i quote tweeted that and i said 0.99

00:52:22.260 yeah a caucus that's literally named after a jew and we will replace you i do love that the 1.00

00:52:27.940 the person kicked out for anti-semitism is the jew the one the so there was do you remember the

00:52:36.020 stand-up comedy night at pork fest yeah and like one of the people they let open for robbie and

00:52:41.540 fucking uh dave it was just a nobody local guy he just does stand-up comedy at open mic nights yeah 0.90

00:52:46.740 i thought he was actually funny like there's a one-liner dude he's his name is daniel rothschild 0.99

00:52:52.260 yeah we call him we call him the bank uh like he's one of the funniest jews i know

00:53:00.420 but he opened it with hi i'm daniel rothschild i'm the jew that replaced chris cantwell

00:53:08.340 because chris used to do stand-up at pork fest before he got all i thought it was just because

00:53:13.300 he was bald no like chris cantwell used to do the opening stand-up for pork fest and so like that joke 0.84

00:53:19.620 just fucking i that was the funniest thing i'd ever heard at pork fest and i was sober 0.92

00:53:25.940 yeah i watched his entire set to be honest i thought it was good yeah 0.99

00:53:32.340 i used to torture him because he would tell jokes and i'd be like that's not fucking funny dude it's 0.97

00:53:35.780 like you're fucking terrible you're not funny because it just made him try harder and he got 0.99

00:53:40.260 even funnier with it justin so i'm guessing you know about lp texas and how shitty they are as a 1.00

00:53:48.340 dude did you get did you get on on that guy the uh the guy that runs the account that said um

00:53:54.580 oh who was it that he's the guy that i just mentioned yeah he said that aoc is more libertarian

00:53:59.620 than massey a couple days ago and like tom reisen which tweeted that like a year ago and 0.83

00:54:06.980 fucking it keeps coming back up and for some reason she's still a fucking editor at large at reason 0.99

00:54:11.300 magazine and this is like that's what by the way so i whenever we started this i think i may have 0.99

00:54:18.340 kind of hinted about this but at whenever me and jose and to and all of us kind of like did the block

00:54:24.020 lp texas thing i really pissed off some lp mises caucus texas people really yeah no

00:54:30.980 they get well they get really pissed off at me they're in my mentions and then i get a call

00:54:43.940 from somebody that we all know very high up in the all right i won't mention his name this time

00:54:48.660 and basically asking me to stop and i was like i'm already done i blocked him so it doesn't matter

00:55:03.620 anymore and then every week something else comes up at lb texas and so i just like tweet i'm just

00:55:09.380 like oh well i you see why i blocked them and like yeah the craziest part of all the jeremy

00:55:15.060 kauffman drama like when jeremy was running the lcnh twitter account and people were like losing 0.95

00:55:20.100 their fucking minds over the shit he was tweeting like what people are screaming at me like what do 0.99

00:55:25.940 something shoo fucking message me she's like do something about these people like no like what 1.00

00:55:31.140 i mean do something uh but like it like the craziest part was it wasn't just prags who were upset with 0.98

00:55:37.140 jeremy because he did go over the fucking lines at points i had i was like dave smith and michael ice 0.98

00:55:44.260 we're both like do something about jeremy like like but like see what but like see this is the 0.98

00:55:51.460 thing right tell him to calm down but like it's like telling women to calm down 1.00

00:55:56.980 jeremy coffin is a woman confirmed oh god i'm so sorry 0.80

00:56:05.060 calm down marsha white women must be stopped 1.00

00:56:12.020 right but it's basically if you're like stop acting crazy well i'll show you crazy you know 0.98

00:56:18.820 and i think and jeremy even made this point on our show and he was just like basically like

00:56:22.820 like if you go look at the tweets i had more our impressions were in the millions and he was just

00:56:30.580 it was like hey you can get mad at me all you want but i'm at least putting the message out there you

00:56:36.740 know even if it's in a trolly way or something makes me piss people off if this if this gets more one more 0.93

00:56:44.340 person more people to read about whatever bullshit libertarian ideas than just me saying taxation is 0.97

00:56:50.100 theft then fuck it this is better here's the thing is like i kind of win because like jeremy's tweets 0.99

00:56:56.580 like they pissed everyone the fuck off they pissed they pissed shoe off and at first i was mad because 0.99

00:57:01.220 like shoes like the anti-authoritarian the darling of the anti-authoritarian left and i almost feel like 0.70

00:57:07.220 her audience is like the prime target for recruiting to libertarianism yes it was and that's who we should

00:57:13.620 be reaching out to but like when i had her on my show and like we ended up being able to have a

00:57:17.620 discussion about the child labor tweet that pissed her off so much she came around to understanding

00:57:22.900 and agreeing with it which yeah yeah wouldn't have happened if jeremy didn't do that in the first

00:57:29.060 place right well it is really funny it's going back to that she would come to honor our show to

00:57:35.060 talk libertarian philosophy and just hang out instead of going on tincast as you know

00:57:39.700 which by the way she can big time tincast because she has more followers than him so i mean it she 0.97

00:57:46.420 definitely she can so which is still kind of funny i wonder if she just felt that it was like a like

00:57:51.060 i don't know if she was nervous that it was like a too huge a platform or something yeah we're like 0.96

00:57:55.780 nobody retards tell me like she got a lot of shit like her followers started like dumping on her for 1.00

00:58:01.620 coming on tower and coming on my show like why are you lending your name to these nobodies blah blah blah 0.99

00:58:06.900 she's like i just like talking to fun people yeah that's exactly it yeah she's like and and this

00:58:13.460 it's been our thing this whole time it should be yeah yeah this has been our thing the whole time

00:58:16.980 like like she didn't come on because we had good arguments like we weren't like in her mentions like

00:58:23.380 no see you're wrong about socialism because of this that you were like we're like hey we're gonna

00:58:27.780 make a joke and then like if you come on you can have some fun with us and say what you know 0.93

00:58:31.060 fucking anybody like we're not here to like ridicule you into being libertarian and it's a really 0.96

00:58:36.020 weird thing we do as libertarians because honestly because honestly we can win the arguments 0.99

00:58:40.580 so just having like getting into the argument we know we can win it and so it's just like why not 0.79

00:58:45.620 just have it will you let ashley shade come on sure i honestly i don't give a fuck sure like i'm see 0.84

00:58:51.860 i'm different like yeah i know some other people some other people in like uh like jose is just like 0.97

00:58:57.300 no fuck them i'm not gonna let them on this show like they're not funny or they're not two seconds 0.99

00:59:03.060 though like yeah that's the thing it's like i think it would be my i think it's funny to have 0.99

00:59:08.420 someone on to disagree like if if spike spike came on and all credit i know some people are like even 0.88

00:59:13.860 just justin was in the comments like fucking this is bullshit yeah but he ended up being better than 0.94

00:59:20.260 i thought he would be yeah like it was fun he was good yeah well he liked to yeah we pushed them to the 0.99

00:59:25.220 limit kind of and yeah he was good yeah well like spike is someone who can all that he'll have he can

00:59:30.100 have a conversation with somebody about anything like i'm not worried like i'm not i don't have any

00:59:34.500 prep to do i have spike coming on my show on october 4th and that's the show i'm like i don't have to

00:59:38.580 prep or research anything whatever fucking comes up like to roll the conversation on like i'm not 0.95

00:59:43.700 worried about it um yeah and and the thing was like we have fun pushing people to their limits 0.84

00:59:49.860 and it would be even funnier if if uh like spike for whatever it was just like no

00:59:55.140 fuck this i'm out i can't do like to me that would be hilarious if we like anybody if we get 0.95

01:00:02.980 them to leave and i thought it was going to be what our uh our segment coming up well i was going to 0.98

01:00:08.660 say speaking speaking of pushing him to the limit spike are we about to do this thing yeah well that

01:00:14.340 was my whole goal tonight but that was my whole goal with marianne williamson like i wanted to i

01:00:20.260 wanted to get marianne on the call i wanted to like get a conversation with the girl and just bring 0.50

01:00:24.180 reed in and get her to rage quit because that fucking big clickbait would be incredible 1.00

01:00:30.180 except for working reed just reed killed it because he's like yeah he didn't help himself 0.95

01:00:36.260 in tweets about it yeah to be fair i didn't tell him not to like i texted him like hey marianne's 0.98

01:00:46.020 coming on the show next week you want a guest host he's like fuck yes oh my god 0.78

01:00:56.020 i don't think for this game we don't have it like we did for the first time we played with uh 0.90

01:01:00.180 lofta drew up a nice little uh thing for us but i don't know maybe toad's been putting in the extra

01:01:05.380 work i i i don't want to compete with top lops i can't do graphics like he just like don't have

01:01:10.660 graphics for well are we going to play both of these games one of them is going to be i think more of

01:01:14.660 like a lightning round type of thing that that's the the fat one isn't it yes let's just do that

01:01:22.420 yeah we have to do that because i want to do it with masha yeah and i say this because i'm about

01:01:26.500 to drink a beer so we're so we're doing working on the same beer for this whole time yeah i mean

01:01:32.740 that's i mean i have three podcasts she's being a basic bitch here too with the fall candle and the 1.00

01:01:39.220 fall beer and whatever else i have a candle that says damn it it has a beaver on it and i am drinking 0.98

01:01:47.460 a pumpkin beer it's a beaver candle it's one of those gwyneth paltrow no no it is a four dollar candle 0.97

01:01:54.740 from the most hilariously sacrilegious thing as an atheist i love sacrilegious 0.99

01:02:00.820 shit and i love when people do sacrilegious shit that's why we held a yumka pork dinner 1.00

01:02:04.900 for all the fucking jews in manchester um like all the atheist jews got together and we had a 1.00

01:02:10.420 fucking yumka pork sacrilegious buffet but i do want to know this is a three-fourth northeast conversation 1.00

01:02:20.180 and the three of us are within like driving distance to each other that's true i was gonna 0.99

01:02:25.380 have masha come over my house it was two last minutes she was gonna be like here physically 1.00

01:02:30.260 but because like i know where you live i mean i know this sounds really creepy but like i've been

01:02:34.500 she knows where i live she's been here that's yeah like i've like i've been in your garage i know

01:02:39.220 where you live it sounds really bad she's she's she's been in my back door 0.96

01:02:45.540 um no no like we could realistically do this together in person we would just it was very

01:02:54.340 last minute yeah anyway sorry the the fat contest i'm so sorry i i gotta wait i don't know i have no

01:03:00.660 idea how this is gonna go over i'm just gonna give you some pictures and it's gonna be lightning

01:03:03.860 around we'll let masha say if they're fat or not but i just want to say for context before i

01:03:08.660 criticize i consider myself fat so like for for for context there's gonna be no context these are 0.97

01:03:14.900 gonna be like way too easy like i'm just like fuck it i don't care like just i want to hear 0.95

01:03:19.060 masha rail on some of these people so okay it's it's not imagine imagine that they're on the school 0.97

01:03:27.060 board oh yeah so wait just just just for the story i went to a um school board meeting i called and like

01:03:35.460 i called two women fats and i really dug in like i mentioned their fat roles i mentioned like i hope

01:03:41.780 these kids don't grow up to be as obese as you are i asked them what you know about health because

01:03:47.300 one of them was the school nursing director right and i sat in the school board meeting on the sign

01:03:53.060 that says tyrants have addresses and i went at it while wearing a ted kaczynski shirt while wearing a

01:03:59.220 a ted kaczynski shirt oh yeah check out top lobster.com i can't i can't believe that you're not labeled as

01:04:08.980 a domestic terrorist by now not yet yeah also being from russia or whatever the kind of eastern block

01:04:16.260 country you're from i am from russia yeah well they can't call her a russian bot that would be racist 0.93

01:04:21.060 well they can't well that's true yeah it would be that's true all right i want to see some fat

01:04:28.820 people okay five people time all right i'm i'm adding one last uh one last thing to this one

01:04:35.780 second after this podcast is over i'm going on the podcast called i hate the antichrist and our whole

01:04:42.740 episode theme will be about fat people and fatness really yes oh shit well this is uh timely then

01:04:52.020 i don't know if we're gonna be able to get to the uh spike game too even though i want to with a 0.84

01:04:55.700 jew but we'll see all right at least for justin yeah we have time she had she said she's leaving

01:05:02.020 yeah like my card out so my my card out is 10 59 pm yeah we can do it probably so and then i just

01:05:09.700 hopped around to the bathroom and get another beer and that's all good all right we're lightning

01:05:13.380 around this uh i'm calling this one peace or obese peace or obese okay we're just gonna have

01:05:20.180 masha uh say uh what she thinks of these uh these people here these poor souls they're definitely

01:05:27.780 gonna be poor if they're fat that's true all right we ready for this i don't even remember who

01:05:33.460 i put in this i think there are about 10 of these are they people we know are random people by

01:05:38.340 the way you know who they are uh i don't really think we know any of these people personally maybe

01:05:45.700 slightly i'm not i'm not doing anything like that like these did you put laura ebke in there

01:05:52.980 i'm not gonna tell i don't know who that is

01:05:56.660 but for justin uh there may or may not be some lp people in here all right let's go uh see if i can do

01:06:04.100 this here number one

01:06:08.580 masha peace

01:06:11.620 sorry masha masha is into this is john hudak john hudak oh is it really

01:06:16.820 he doesn't look too bad before he got woke like yeah i was gonna say like he doesn't look too bad

01:06:23.140 there people did say i mean he looks way worse on camera than he does in pictures

01:06:27.620 he looked like he shaded bottom when he went on josh's show i know exactly i found his buffest uh

01:06:35.780 photo apparently peace all the way peace all right masha likes the hudak next stop

01:06:46.580 peace of course the pink flame is not fat at all yeah not the pink flame i agree i'm liking it next up

01:06:56.500 peace peace i i partially say this because ted thinks that she's hot she is yeah 0.99

01:07:05.060 she got a fat ass 1.00

01:07:08.820 i i just like the uh the coconut milk or isn't that yeah for my for my wife listening to the 1.00

01:07:14.020 show that is actually totally a joke i did not think she has a fat ass 1.00

01:07:16.580 i feel like really new i feel neutral about her but my boyfriend thinks that she's good looking 0.98

01:07:25.300 so i i think i am obligated to say peace i started she also had a terrible night uh was it 9 11 that

01:07:32.340 she had that really bad take about muslims here's the thing like i still stand for her because of that 1.00

01:07:38.260 time she almost murdered kamala harris yeah oh so good oh man i should have grabbed that pig 1.00

01:07:45.780 that's true the pig roast man the luau yeah i i tweeted one picture uh of tulsi that i found where 0.99

01:07:52.500 her ass looks awesome and like pete quinones definitely seems to really uh like that one i 1.00

01:07:57.540 don't know if i could find that one again i tried to find it tonight and i couldn't i was like yeah 0.98

01:08:00.820 unfortunate but yeah she's a piece next up this is uh whitney the current uh chair of the national

01:08:09.700 lp do you just specialize in finding bad pictures of people yes like look i would say like wear

01:08:19.540 something with longer sleeves she's getting there yeah she's i mean she's put she's but she's pushing

01:08:26.740 a buck 60 probably i mean i don't know how tall she is look like right now i'm wearing longer 1.00

01:08:33.860 sleeves because i don't think my arms should see the light of day right now right which is fine

01:08:39.860 because why did you are i don't think anything of you sees the light of day

01:08:48.020 but like look like you can cover up your fat rolls pretty easily by wearing poofy sleeves just

01:08:53.380 wear some poofy sleeves so my i guess i i know i'm saying neither piece or obese i'm just saying

01:08:59.460 like we just wear some poofy sleeves all right that's what i'm doing yeah she doesn't have the uh

01:09:05.700 yeah the buffness of who to act to pull off the uh the sleeveless look next up

01:09:13.540 mama joe here what are we thinking i would still say peace because i think that she's tall she has a

01:09:21.140 frame you don't see any arm flap like she does have some skinny arms but i mean she plays hockey 1.00

01:09:28.020 she's dressed all right i don't know oh she does i forgot she does play hockey she's probably pretty 1.00

01:09:32.580 thick i mean she's a defenseman like she puts people into the fucking boards like also justin do you 1.00

01:09:42.660 you have any insight to the bdsm um rumors all right so i i have a very very good friend who 0.99

01:09:51.380 worked on the campaign as one of joe's like body people that followed her around and was like daily 0.59

01:09:56.740 like her assistant um all they would say is like when that came out like everyone like thought it might

01:10:03.140 be real because joe never let anyone from the campaign step foot in her house

01:10:11.860 and she's the dominant i assume right she's the dominatrix oh easy yeah yeah just making sure yeah 1.00

01:10:20.260 i mean she's a what a professor she's like a professor of history or something 0.75

01:10:25.220 shit something like that like organizational psychology yeah organizational psych and like 0.99

01:10:31.780 she's like she's not even like a tenured she's an associate professor okay like part-time an ass 1.00

01:10:38.260 professor she definitely has some like fucking whips and things that she i don't know her twink of a 1.00

01:10:44.020 husband i guess i don't know i don't know what that i don't know what that guy looks like he's like 20 0.99

01:10:48.900 years younger than her and he looks like fucking what's his name the comedian at freedom fest that was 0.97

01:10:54.660 making fucking like really bad jokes to piss people off i can't remember his name he's 0.98

01:10:58.660 fucking hilarious he's got really long hair um for her age she looks great by the way i've always 0.99

01:11:06.100 like like that's fair i was like i was like oh she's like 40 and they were like she's like 65 i was 0.90

01:11:11.220 like she's yeah she's up in her 60s yeah yeah no but her her husband's like 20 years younger than

01:11:17.300 her and he has like really long hair and uh he was one of her students oh wow oh oh here we go

01:11:28.100 are we talking about age gaps i'm so excited about age gaps now

01:11:35.380 how young is another one of your things she definitely puts him in a goop suit 1.00

01:11:39.060 jp sears chat answered my question her husband looks like jp sears his fucking twin 0.99

01:11:46.820 oh jp sears yeah i know you're talking about yeah the red-headed dude he looks like mark claire 0.99

01:11:51.220 i want to say the same thing as i've said before look what i do with my arm flap is with poofy 0.82

01:11:57.380 sleeves this is a valerie sar work by the way this is not the woman carrying a baby who kicked

01:12:02.340 robberdian out i no i don't think that was a different baby he has some thick arms yeah 0.99

01:12:08.900 i'm gonna give valerie credit like valerie is a complete and utter bitch but she's a 1.00

01:12:12.020 fucking mother of four with a pussy of a husband so yeah well yeah i don't know i don't know if uh 1.00

01:12:18.500 we should credit her for choosing him as a husband but yeah i thought you were just gonna say she's 1.00

01:12:23.300 a mother of four with a pussy yeah it's like you're gonna describe her pussy now 1.00

01:12:28.740 i thought you were gonna say with a with a fat pussy yeah that was not where you were going 1.00

01:12:37.300 she's a mother of four with a pussy of aversion 1.00

01:12:43.140 when you have arm flap wear poofy sleeves which i'm doing that right now valerie is also the chair of 0.98

01:12:49.860 the uh libertarian national committee's affiliate support committee and was just kicked off the

01:12:55.860 executive committee of her own affiliate before mismanagement oh that's hilarious

01:13:02.180 maybe she should consider some poofy sleeves 0.98

01:13:05.860 but she doesn't want to be hey the cia doesn't pay out for poofy sleeves all right okay you get

01:13:11.140 you get standard crew cut that's it that is from the fsb the poofy sleeves are from fsb

01:13:16.660 according to justin even though she's a mother of four she does not have a poofy sleeve so 0.98

01:13:20.580 next next next up holy fuck it's a big i didn't do it 1.00

01:13:34.420 that's a big bitch right there but she doesn't even yeah here's the thing is it is it fat if she's 1.00

01:13:41.140 an invertebrate because she doesn't have a fucking spine i forgot i forgot to put her in the uh who is 1.00

01:13:48.260 that by the way fucker duck i forgot to put her in that one for justin with the lp uh laura ebke 1.00

01:13:53.860 oh okay she's the one who railroaded karen and harlos off the lmc exactly so 1.00

01:14:00.500 call her fucking fat yeah yeah like yeah fuck you fatty 1.00

01:14:05.140 uh yeah where do her boobs start and end i can't tell from that picture 1.00

01:14:10.340 so just put up spud ruckus's comment 0.95

01:14:12.260 uh hang on is that sean goodman

01:14:20.100 oh my god

01:14:22.900 but seriously like is that 0.98

01:14:25.380 like where do she has she's huge like i'm just looking like where do her boobs start and ends 1.00

01:14:32.340 because like she's one of like those uh people you see at walmart maybe not up up there but i know in

01:14:37.140 the south like you'll have like old women with huge cans that like go down to their literal 1.00

01:14:43.700 waist just not wearing a brawl walking around walmart that's what this reminds me of she looks like uh 1.00

01:14:49.620 there's like the health minister of some country that almost looks exactly like that

01:14:53.380 that's who i thought you were that's who i thought you put up it might be canada no no

01:14:57.060 it's like sweden it's sweden it's sweden all right yeah

01:14:59.860 yeah yeah because norway norway or sweden one of those

01:15:05.140 sweden where everybody's uh usually tall and thin

01:15:07.860 no i think i think it was denmark i think it was denmark i think you're right it is denmark

01:15:11.860 people were giving her

01:15:12.820 like one of the covid proposals that they put out to help keep people safe and

01:15:19.140 cove belgium uh chat chat's gonna write belgium

01:15:22.900 she put out like you need to uh like not have group sex because it spreads covet 1.00

01:15:27.940 like twitter was just like you haven't had group sex since you were 15 0.80

01:15:34.020 well that's actually not both your uncles no that's actually not true at all because no matter 0.69

01:15:39.300 where she goes if she's in public she's just immediately having group sex yeah yeah that's 1.00

01:15:46.420 i think masha pointed out this lady has no neck it is just i mean it's just like straight down and 1.00

01:15:52.260 just she has no features at all she's a fucking blob she's also a doctor damn next up 1.00

01:16:02.420 you're a man it doesn't count that's true no man is fat no man no i actually they are either skinny 0.99

01:16:11.300 or funny yeah oh yeah no like and look i i don't say this to be nice to you i'm saying that like

01:16:19.860 you're a man it doesn't matter probably it's a great picture that's a great picture of you too

01:16:25.380 like i love that that's i took a better picture of justin at pork fest but as i was taking it i made

01:16:32.180 sure to crop out his face because i wasn't sure if he wanted his face out but it has his cat on the

01:16:37.220 shoulder and i feel really bad i don't have a safe photo of him with his cat

01:16:43.780 funny story about that picture yeah i don't i i don't remember who took the picture but that was

01:16:49.860 my favorite public speech i've ever given and it was on the state house steps in concord new hampshire

01:16:55.540 for the uh it was the protect our rights rally it was like the weekend after david hogg's national

01:17:01.620 banned guns rally and this was like an opposite a group of college kids organized a protect our

01:17:06.820 rights rally to support gun rights and they invited me to speak and i forgot about it completely

01:17:11.700 so like the night before i dropped a bunch of acid and my campaign manager shows up in the morning to

01:17:17.780 pick me up and he's like i'm like hey what are you doing here he's like you're giving a speech in 0.91

01:17:21.780 concord i'm like when he's like 20 minutes i'm like fuck up he's like you bet i'm like you better start 0.95

01:17:29.380 driving and we get up there i had nothing prepared they hand me a sign like a second amendment sign 0.84

01:17:35.380 and i just looked at it i opened by ripping up the sign and then i gave a rant about how

01:17:39.060 uh the constitution is meaningless and just gave like i gave i gave a spooner rant at a 0.96

01:17:44.580 fucking republican crowd and i did a mic drop at the end and it was just dead silence people like 0.99

01:17:50.260 what the fuck and like one and like one person wait the back of the crowd starts screaming and 0.99

01:17:56.340 clapping i'm like i went i'm good dude that was the best about the constitution day was whatever 0.99

01:18:03.140 how many days ago and just like just posting spooner quotes all over like all over twitter

01:18:08.740 that day i just love doing it like i was like i was on um i could not get anybody to uh interact with

01:18:15.140 me in um crowder steven crowder's like he did one about the constitution i was just putting spooner

01:18:21.860 quotes up but i couldn't get anybody to react i was like damn it these people like they just don't

01:18:26.820 they don't want to hear it at all they don't want to hear that uh the constitution literally is worthless

01:18:33.140 either by you know in reality or just in the the making of it so yeah the conservatives will definitely

01:18:40.740 freak out about it next up i thought you said it didn't apply to men 0.66

01:18:50.660 yeah never mind

01:18:52.820 not that funny man cheers to you funny man oh man and finally yeah

01:19:01.060 mac guys this game like i was too nice yeah you were too nice you didn't get enough people on the

01:19:10.260 line you didn't get a picture who was the one that you were like um going after for being like you've

01:19:16.500 had a multiple i guess masha of like on twitter going after yeah also the whole uh what was it the

01:19:22.100 red lipstick thing too you said anybody that raves red lipstick no that was tappy yeah that was tappy

01:19:27.620 sorry yeah that's okay yeah the other kind of twitter sort of like you know girls with curly hair 1.00

01:19:34.260 that go batshit occasionally yeah you you and tappy are just fucking the two cunts of twitter going 1.00

01:19:41.460 off on you know fat people and yeah sorry i forgot it's just a miserable cunt 1.00

01:19:51.540 well i'm friends with her so i will uh i will i will i'll say that she's a cunt to many 1.00

01:19:57.460 people on twitter well tell her she should go get a new set of fucking batteries for a vibrator 1.00

01:20:01.860 instead of trying to fucking cancel people who don't like her 1.00

01:20:07.140 she she has a husband as far as i know they're right 0.98

01:20:09.700 clearly he's not getting her off 1.00

01:20:11.060 god damn it jesus christ man what good is their fucking husband if she has to go onto twitter and 1.00

01:20:17.460 fucking harass people for no reason to get her rock 1.00

01:20:20.020 so so look i i will say this twitter has been great for my relationship because because like i 0.98

01:20:28.100 don't text ted the that i would agree on twitter whereas before i would just text him like everything

01:20:36.340 that you see used to be texted to ted now it gets nicely filtered down to the internet and and when ted

01:20:44.660 says you're like hello it's good to see you how's your day oh man right like like all of my re is

01:20:54.660 you know like spent on other people and other people have to listen to my re or choose to listen to

01:21:00.820 very well speaking of re do we have time for our uh one other game we've been we've been these are

01:21:10.180 pretty quick yeah i have you got seven minutes yeah okay so this is okay so we were gonna we

01:21:16.420 wanted to play some spike he said no which i mean honestly understandably i mean i get it like 0.97

01:21:22.420 anybody that's just like oh what a pussy it's like this dude isn't gonna play 1.00

01:21:27.220 where we say nazi quotes to basically a jew and they're gonna sell but oh whatever but so we did 0.98

01:21:35.620 want to play this the original we we called it zyklon or uh zion or zyklon zyklon but the original

01:21:43.860 name was kiker reich and that's what we came up with um and so this is either going to be jewish the

01:21:50.660 the israel talking about the palestinians correct or nazis talking about the jews

01:21:56.980 and you have a real time jew playing it that is correct a real jew playing it all right number one 0.84

01:22:04.500 beat them up not once but repeatedly beat them up so it hurts so badly until it's unbearable

01:22:11.220 that's definitely kike that's 100 that's a jewish personality that's that might be ben shapiro 0.97

01:22:16.500 i would go with kike too i would go with reich but i feel like i'm gonna be wrong 0.84

01:22:21.060 by the also one elevate uh dicky off the cat day's profile picture actually does look like him

01:22:26.580 bearded so that's um which i can't even grow a beard so that's bullshit the answer to this one 0.63

01:22:34.900 by the way is kike it is benjamin netanyahu oh wow so see it's my kike you know sympathies that have 0.99

01:22:43.780 talking about the palestinians uh next up i am happy to be a fascist 0.99

01:22:51.060 this is a trick question it's gonna be a kike 1.00

01:22:56.820 yeah because i don't i don't think the nazis did the nazis ever

01:22:59.860 know as fascist i don't think they ever like italians did the ital yeah 0.88

01:23:04.900 mussolini was the only one who called himself a fascist

01:23:09.140 yeah so that's definitely like it's gonna i mean

01:23:13.540 i was like i was like guessing who the jewish person is that said this ben shapiro yeah i mean 0.92

01:23:19.140 bitch spirit was one that'd be really funny if you said i am a fascist 0.98

01:23:24.500 oh i'm trying to think who's another one jerry seinfeld jerry seinfeld said i'm a fascist 0.98

01:23:30.500 well unfortunately i went with all israelis for uh for the kike uh oh i forgot this is 0.52

01:23:36.260 i forgot this is actually israelis yeah you're right yeah talking about the palestinians i could

01:23:40.260 have gone maybe i should have gone with yeah like just zionists in general but uh you got did you guys

01:23:45.620 all say kike on this one yeah this is definitely yeah that is correct it is uh miri regev who was 0.98

01:23:53.060 the israeli minister of culture

01:24:01.140 okay what was the full quote though so don't like what was that that was literally it i don't

01:24:06.900 know the context of it i can look if you want maybe later because i want to see what the minister

01:24:13.860 of culture said i'm a fascist i don't actually yeah i don't actually have it here but uh the next one

01:24:19.460 i got is the more we do to you the less you seem to believe we are doing it okay i might go right here

01:24:28.340 you've done two kikes in a row so that i might go right yeah i might go right it sounds like a lot of like 0.97

01:24:33.300 like regeneration getting into my mind here uh reich is correct on this one it is joseph

01:24:41.060 mangala damn dude it's great joseph he was no that's joseph goebbels that's goebbels 0.57

01:24:49.300 i looked up the context on that one for you uh he was responding so he said i'm happy to be a 0.98

01:24:55.220 fascist in response it's a woman by the way to uh well sure whatever in response to israeli housing

01:25:01.940 minister ariel atias during a panel saying preventing the spread of palestinian citizens 0.99

01:25:07.460 is a national duty holy shit jesus god damn oh my god how much money do they give these people a year 0.99

01:25:16.900 like billions of dollars for them to fucking god damn it and what's crazy is like you ask any like 0.99

01:25:25.300 conservative they're just like well yeah i mean the palestinians are basically all well they're that 0.99

01:25:30.180 yeah israel's our greatest ally and like they're just defending themselves from these palestinians 1.00

01:25:34.340 like they're just all you know these these are basically terrorists trying to come into israel

01:25:38.820 all the time and they have to defend themselves from these basically children yeah

01:25:45.140 did you see this thing about the uh israeli port authority seizing shipment meant for palestine

01:25:51.860 as part of their thing and like their whole thing is they're supposed to stop weapons from

01:25:54.740 getting in they seized a container full of chocolate that's oh my god it wasn't kosher

01:26:01.860 so like it wasn't kosher chocolate so there it is like this is this is basically a weapon inside of

01:26:06.660 it you mean it was a slave ship

01:26:12.580 all right anyway we we had yeah that last one was mangala uh the more we do to you the less you

01:26:17.140 seem to believe we're doing it next we have on the whole it can be said that about 60 of them will

01:26:22.900 have to be liquidated right right i like right i want no i'm gonna say i'm gonna say i want to find

01:26:32.580 this really funny

01:26:37.300 two reichs and a kike 1.00

01:26:41.140 that's a new sitcom on fox

01:26:42.580 we'll get banned from uh from youtube uh the answer to this one was reich unfortunately

01:26:54.260 it was go balls yeah wait only 60 so they're saying

01:27:01.860 that's labor yeah man there were 10 million total you don't know that that's true i mean it seems a

01:27:09.060 little bit high but next we must defend ourselves against the wild beasts

01:27:18.100 that's like yeah yeah that's definitely because that's that i mean

01:27:22.740 honestly that could be said by any israeli person like i believe that about mexicans yeah he did

01:27:30.100 no i i think he said that i don't know something about that they're not sending their best they're 0.93

01:27:37.460 bringing drugs yeah they're really crime they're rapists and some i assume refined people 1.00

01:27:44.420 oh no what he said about ms-13 he called them uh monsters or something like that yeah or he did

01:27:50.180 something but yeah it was something like that ms-13 gang members or i believe joe biden would say

01:27:54.580 that about unvaccinated people probably dude that's that's another one yeah one of the points

01:27:59.780 that we made uh with spike even we didn't play this game yeah you could be saying yeah these could be

01:28:04.740 us politicians saying these things about the unvaccinated uh in this case uh we must start

01:28:09.860 defending ourselves against the wild beasts uh kike is correct this is another one from benjamin netanyahu 1.00

01:28:17.780 by the way that guy's out isn't he he's not the prime minister anymore is he

01:28:20.740 i think he's still there isn't he yeah no he was last summer you don't remember the 0.91

01:28:26.020 fucking news from last summer like it broke it and it was the craziest news story in the history of 0.97

01:28:32.580 fucking ever and nobody fucking covered it it was like third page news and everybody glossed over it 0.99

01:28:38.180 it was like an alien federation had contacted earth and that donald trump and benjamin netanyahu 0.99

01:28:45.220 were the emissaries negotiating with the aliens and i was like and like this was in like the new

01:28:50.900 york post and like people and like nasa was confirming it and people were like just glossing

01:28:56.500 over it i'm like can we fucking talk about that like like even if it's satire how are those the two 0.90

01:29:02.740 people were letting represent humanity we can't let any of these people represent humanity the next 0.99

01:29:09.380 one that i have here is if they don't stop after we kill 100 then we must kill a thousand 0.93

01:29:14.900 and if they do not stop after 1 000 then we must kill 10 000 and if they still don't stop we must 0.97

01:29:20.180 kill a hundred thousand even a million whatever it takes to make them stop right there's a million 0.98

01:29:26.260 palestinians left yeah that's definitely like i think they're i think they're if you take into account 0.61

01:29:31.620 palestine uh like the gaza strip and i think the ones that are like in like actually in israel i think

01:29:37.780 it's like six million all right it might be i that one's hard because like it it feels like

01:29:44.820 like the nazis would i'm not joking by the way i'm going cake i'm going cake i think i'll go right

01:29:52.260 here just because i i i can't as much as they do say crazy there's no way they're just talking 0.92

01:29:58.420 blatantly about killing a million like just slaughtering them i i know no i i think they 0.99

01:30:05.300 would like it's the swordfish quote like you you fucking bomb a school i nuke a city um oh yeah 0.99

01:30:11.380 is justin yeah i remember that yeah it's justin the uh the only one that's uh that's on kike here 1.00

01:30:17.140 yeah i'm gonna go right yeah i went right too kike is correct this is like damn it this is like i 0.95

01:30:23.940 don't think the germans never needed any excuse like the israelis are putting up a pretense of 0.98

01:30:28.180 self-defense against the palestinians the germans are like no they're evil we're exterminating them 1.00

01:30:33.700 yeah there wasn't like we don't we don't we don't have to give an excuse like we just think

01:30:38.020 they're bad so like they think they're all the problems so we're just gonna we're not defending

01:30:42.420 our who said that uh this was rabbi mordecai eliah who chief rabbi of israel of course it's a 0.98

01:30:50.500 fucking rabbi in like the 90s or something yes he was actually talking about um only about 0.99

01:30:57.780 uncircumcised penises he was just like we have to get rid of if it's not 10 000 we gotta get a 1.00

01:31:02.900 hundred thousand we gotta get rid of these that's that many four skins that's right and the last one 1.00

01:31:11.700 i got here is should i not also have the right to eliminate millions of an inferior race that 1.00

01:31:17.860 multiplies like vermin reich that's right yeah i mean they just i mean i had to get it in here that

01:31:26.580 is hitler yeah cheers to hitler they have to by the way it was really funny i was watching old

01:31:34.580 vines today i don't know if anybody if y'all do that but it is like a thing that i do on around

01:31:39.860 a yearly basis just go back and look at old vines and there was someone that had a vine that was just

01:31:44.740 like um i wonder why no one's done the reverse stab yet and you just see him go

01:31:48.580 that's hilarious oh my god oh man i miss vine tick tock is less good vine it really is like

01:32:05.220 vine was on a different level man dude there are there are there are men in our generation that will

01:32:12.340 have written on their tombstones i did it for the vine

01:32:19.140 was vine not chinese no i don't think it was i find up bought by facebook and then like facebook

01:32:26.100 took their code and integrated it into the platform and killed vine yeah and basically

01:32:30.580 they were just like vine doesn't make money and then now like tick tock like makes billions

01:32:34.340 billions the same thing yeah they were like we can't they're like we can't figure out how to

01:32:41.380 monetize this we have no clue so just get rid of it and like whatever what was also funny i've heard

01:32:48.340 comedians talk about how um they'll get so the whenever vine people left like they some of them

01:32:55.460 were pretty funny so they thought they'd become stand-up comedians and they're they have all the time

01:33:00.420 they're like oh who's that guy and he was like oh that's the the vine guy like he's doing comedy

01:33:04.740 is any good and they're like no he's not good at all i think the only one that's still a thing is

01:33:10.260 like like jake and logan paul got their start on vine and fucking yesterday and matt cutshaw got his 0.90

01:33:16.740 start on vine and now he has a huge youtube channel but like no a lot of them did switch a good one yeah

01:33:21.620 like uh one i like is uh drew good and so this could be let's just i really like i won't give a

01:33:26.100 yeah oh yeah fat dave's talking about obscure comics again no but like no no this is a youtube

01:33:32.260 channel it's okay that was literally that was literally like the death of vine was like facebook

01:33:36.820 bought vine and what a lot of people don't remember is the same week that vine shut down and stopped

01:33:42.420 supporting the app instagram stories launched oh that's right damn it and plus that was the whole

01:33:50.340 thing with snap it's crazy when you start looking at all the stuff that facebook and like has done

01:33:54.980 because when they bought instagram and then yeah whatever all right man well yeah anyway that

01:34:02.180 that was kiker right we're gonna try to play that with spike but we played it with our uh russian jew

01:34:06.980 here instead of the jewess and hopefully that was fun i played it terribly but i had a fun time and

01:34:13.540 i love the concept of a kiker right game so i hope you guys keep playing it yeah and yeah i might be

01:34:19.140 able to scrounge up some more quotes but it's kind of hard these are the best ones that i found roth birdie

01:34:23.620 you want to give your plugs because you have a heart out here i am at roth birdie on twitter

01:34:30.260 and if you see me around boston wave

01:34:34.260 don't be afraid do you wear a mask outside of in boston no i i might wear this but uh yeah oh you're 0.91

01:34:43.700 supposed to do that the whole fucking time i know boston's a small city like how often do you run into 0.94

01:34:49.620 marina i ran into marina last time on the train that's the thing and i don't know last night of 0.97

01:34:56.660 the train yeah um so and if you live in massachusetts and lp massachusetts is embarrassing

01:35:04.580 join the massachusetts misas caucus and join us for the masochism and the laws hell yeah all right

01:35:10.580 ruthless uh cosmopolitan here yes yes join your fellow ruthless cosmopolitans in improving 0.99

01:35:19.380 ruthless cosmopolitan feet justin plug your shit uh you can follow me my channel on youtube 0.99

01:35:25.860 o'donnell for liberty follow me on twitter at o'donnell for nh that's a holdover from when 0.99

01:35:30.020 i ran from office and still believed in politics um i'm not going to change it because i have a blue

01:35:34.580 check mark which is how you get nikki minaj on yeah no i am actively trying to manipulate my

01:35:42.020 blue check mark privilege to get nikki minaj on tower power um it's because that would be the 1.00

01:35:47.140 greatest thing in the world but she keeps getting suspended from twitter so it's it's pretty crazy

01:35:54.660 that that whole i wish we had time to talk about the whole saga maybe we can next time but like

01:35:58.660 yeah i was like holy shit like we actually have like one person this huge person and like reading

01:36:06.180 the comments was insane seeing her get kicked off of twitter for a bit for misinformation 0.99

01:36:12.740 dude it was crazy to watch a celebrity get red-pilled in real time because like she started 0.99

01:36:20.740 tweeting like pro vaccine shit and like 18 hours later was like and the fda vaxxers are bad 0.99

01:36:28.660 terrible like in real time it had the progression it was incredible it's yeah all right it was like 0.99

01:36:35.460 when cardi b got her first income tax bill

01:36:37.700 that's true five dollars for masha thank you chris oh thank you this is so nice i this is way too nice

01:36:47.300 i'm you know suspicious now thank you all right uh follow me in fat dave as well uh thanks for coming

01:36:54.900 on guys of course yeah thank you for having us so we were supposed to so by the way if you if

01:37:00.100 we were kind of hyping up like about lord visconte we try to get him on and we confirmed with him

01:37:05.620 weeks ago and he never he was just he goes to this i don't think i think he may be off twitter

01:37:09.940 the last tweet he had was like literally months ago yeah he hasn't responded to us yeah i don't

01:37:13.780 know unfortunately you want to talk to him yeah it would be really fun and i had some people like

01:37:18.580 kind of bummed out about it but it's like but we're coming back on wednesday no thursday we have

01:37:23.540 josh denny um and then next week i know me and toad are on uh janky's podcast the yeah yeah the

01:37:33.220 libertarian podcast review yeah libertarian podcast review podcast exactly are you gonna talk about how

01:37:39.860 much you hate people that hate podcasts yes yeah and artistic and beautiful i i bet it's gonna be

01:37:46.980 the anti-anti-podcast all right oh yeah now i'll point out to masha yeah i know everybody's loving

01:37:53.940 everybody loves masha yeah she's not hateable all right but but why all right thanks everybody

01:38:01.700 thanks you guys for coming on i love you guys too thank you for having us we love you all peace out

Tower Gang - September 21, 2021

Ep 35 - Cutting Off a Member w⧸ Rothbirdian & Justin O'Donnell

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