Tower Gang - September 21, 2021
Ep 35 - Cutting Off a Member w⧸ Rothbirdian & Justin O'Donnell
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 38 minutes
Words per Minute
176.78351
Hate Speech Sentences
202
Summary
Justin O'Donnell is back with us tonight as well, as well as who is his handler to make sure she doesn't get shut out of control? And who is her handler to keep white women in line?
Transcript
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retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off dicks like fucking they're
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an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan with two kamikazes
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you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account for it
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we can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane
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what your ass ass to penis ratio maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't fuck
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what's up retards welcome welcome to another tower power hour we have tonight the uh the person who
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is the re in our uh dicky walnuts intro and one of the most hated people on twitter and in the lp
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or no longer in the lp roth burden hello my ruthless cosmopolitan
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and justin o'donnell's back with us tonight as well who is who is her handler to make sure she
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doesn't uh they're shut out of control you got to keep white women in line i know so i don't violate
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the nap and what's up fat dave fat dave is here yeah man how's it going it's been a it's been a fun
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week it's been a fun week for uh rafford i've seen on following on twitter seeing her like calling
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out people seeing karen harlos come to your aid and like back you up which is pretty awesome
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yeah pretty ball i mean it's been kind of great to see you finally doing the things they accused you
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of i have a clarifying question are there words i'm not allowed to say on the show no you you watch
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the show i don't know i do watch the show but just in case right so i would like to say i did not
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tweet nigger until the lp was mad about me until the lp was mad about me like fangirling over jeremy
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coffin's feeding nigger right like right like what's funny is we're not taking down this because
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youtube just can't understand your accent it's just like near near what's it okay near i guess
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okay that's fine justin you're not doing your job so far i was gonna say you're allowed to say anything
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you want but only after five minutes into the episode when youtube is less likely to catch it
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oh yeah it doesn't matter i actually didn't know and i feel genuinely apologetic
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i'm sure chat will let us know if we get cut off midstream okay thank you yes but i would like
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to say no end bombs happened until lp massachusetts and then you took it down well because i didn't
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want to go to twitter jail i had actually also posted a picture of myself in the red armband
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and then jeremy coffin told me to take it down so i did so here's the thing like um i had dinner
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with jeremy thursday night for young before and like he was telling me he's never been suspended
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from twitter like never even gotten a 12 hour for anything and then he pointed out he's like no it's
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really easy to understand the algorithm it's like you can say anything you want and as offensive as you
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want as long as it's not directed at somebody and so then we went and tested this and i had a friend
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to make a bunch of like um sock accounts and we're like we're gonna test this and like we tested he
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just tweeted you're a miserable cunt nobody got blocked he tweeted at megan mccain is a miserable
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cunt suspended immediately for 12 hours and so like so it's like if you're directing it at somebody the
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twitter algorithm says it's hate speech so i've caught a block once and i was asking for gummy dicks and i
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asked them for masha drop birdie and at like 666 boston road number 1488 boston massachusetts
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629 420 and like twitter was like this is doxing your twitter for 12 hours and i was just like
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top lost the two dollars and just tweeted the n-word to test this series top you're black so it doesn't
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even count like at one point so like i was like listening to the charges that like ashley in the
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meeting was saying the reason you were being expelled from the party was for tweeting can we use his real
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name by the way it's really i don't even know i'm kidding i i don't even know it so yeah it's probably
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jeremy because that's what everybody's name is uh but the charge was tweeting or retweeting
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an offensive tweet containing the n-word and i'm like wait a second she didn't
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fucking do that i looked at the screenshot again and like it was woke jeremy that retweeted it
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into her mentions and all she did was refuse to condemn it we really should clarify so we have
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chad jeremy so we infernally referred to jeremy koffman as chad jeremy and the chair of greater
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boston lp as woke jeremy correct um yeah just because there are too many jeremy's right so it was one
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of the ex you know it was one of the executive committee members who was like are you gonna get
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to jeremy koffman's level next under my mises caucus like you know anti-union tweet and and he
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posted are you gonna get to jeremy's level next and the tweet in question was jeremy koffman saying
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these niggas be charging us head as he rates and he asked like is this the next level and i said we
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can never reach jeremy's greatness with like a sort of howdy face and and this all began because i was
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fangirling jeremy koffman right yes every girl should well as i tried to call out woke jeremy for like
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him being the one to tweet it or retweet it and then like i'm like you're kicking out masha for
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tweeting or retweeting something that you did and he's like it's but i'm black like
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like that was his whole defense was it was fine for him because he was black
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yeah that's the libertarian philosophy actually we began the show on a tangent and only like 11
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people in the u.s care about and i'm really sorry no that's all right yeah well we started
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the show for 11 people it's just yeah we got we got this many just out of just because we're retards
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so it's fine exactly and masha was even fangirling uh jeremy koffman with the asking for a bag of
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gummy dicks too because that's what happened to jeremy koffman yeah no do you know the full story
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of that not really i just figured some was telling him to suck dicks or something because he was
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yeah no uh it's even it's it's even so much better like jeremy owned some rental property
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and uh one of my good friends rents from him and the uh bag of gummy dicks got delivered to her
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because the address was jeremy's home address it was hers
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and she was terrified she's like why is the internet know my address i'm like well it's
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addressed to jeremy koffman yeah okay who wouldn't like to receive a couple gummy dicks like i mean
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as long as they taste pretty good i don't i wouldn't mind getting that if you want to send me some gummy
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dicks some chocolate dicks oh yeah i mean i i'm down with that yeah i can't ask for it because
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twitter will say i'm doxxing myself and suspend me if you put the address in your uh description
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yeah the algorithm doesn't read it yeah well that's i mean that's kind of like the similar
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thing to like would you rather eat garbage that tastes like candy or candy that tastes like garbage
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like knowing that candy right but but does that mean that you will eat a dick if it tastes good
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if you're not gay i mean what's the thc concentration of the gummy dicks
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toad have you ever sucked a dick how do you know it doesn't taste good how do you know it's just like
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it's what if what if like some other dudes come just not yours just some other guys that well i guess
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ropper could answer this but only for your guy maybe guys have a different maybe guys have a different
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taste scale for come for other guys come and it's just like amazing and like they're just like the
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gays are holding out on it and we're all we're all the idiots over here for not sucking 12 dicks a day
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i apologize yeah for being a gold star heterosexual yeah lame uh super straight actually is what i am so
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yeah right here's the thing super straight the whole the alt-right accidentally answered the question
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are traps gay and the answer is no traps aren't gay they're just not super straight
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that's hey that's funny that works good read coverdale's pissed so i so i will take the blame for
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this i asked for justin to come on because i needed a chaperone because i feel like what because you were
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in the lpma before and you know all of the technicalities so you know the um you know the
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bylaws better than i do but um also i needed somebody to tell me to shut up because that's
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what didn't happen during the last lpma meeting and look at where it got us did you call somebody a
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cunt is that what happened no no actually so i i and so i i woke up to so i texted my boyfriend saying
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i still feel really wound up after last night after the lpma meeting and he texted me back saying
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well at least you didn't call anybody fat tranny and like like well but i also specified am i being
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kicked out because jeremy coffin said right you're being kicked out for the actions of somebody else
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specifically asked like in the same words am i being expelled because jeremy coffin said
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nigga and he's really like you know so i feel like that's worse than calling ashley shade a fat
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tranny and did we just lose fat dave we lose fat dave a lot because his uh he's always on a phone
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until he actually becomes not poor and gets better uh audio equipment or better video and audio equipment
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and well what do you guys do with all that super chat money the phone overheats in his fat rolls and
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actually the super chat money um we are not getting any of it yet because we still have not set up ad
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sense and apparently as soon as we do i guess we're probably going to lose monetization so sorry
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what's crazy is they want to sit like they want to send a pin code in the mail to my house like that's
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the dumbest i ever heard of like i whatever okay fine facebook does the same thing if you want an
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advertising account with facebook and it was like a pain in the ass like when i was running for congress
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we were setting up an ad account and uh we had a po box for the campaign because i didn't want people
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doxing me while i was running for congress and um since the campaign was registered at the po box face
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facebook wouldn't accept my address but they also wouldn't mail it to a po box because that's not
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a rail address oh my god so what ended up happening yeah oh we just never ran ads oh he he lost he
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lost the race that's what happened yes by a wild margin i got like three percent yeah
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and uh also uh reed coverdale you're allowed to uh join this you have the link to the stream you
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can jump in here yeah he can join anytime he wants to it's a fucking party man yeah
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hey as long as you do better than jojo justin that's all that matters but yeah i doubled her
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vote total hell yeah in the same state which is really depressing because like the other options
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weren't exactly great like yeah by the way so it's gonna be fun though tonight because we are so
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i i had a bunch of people in our in our mentions and even here saying that they wanted to play the
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show that we didn't play with spike but we're definitely going to play that play that game
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tonight i mean we are the nazis jew right that's that's why we're doing it so yeah later later in
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the show we will finally do what we're going to do with spike and we're going to call it by its
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official name we're going to play kike reich later and we may be playing two games because we've got
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another uh suggestion for one so yeah we'll try to get both that was just for rothberg because she is
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such a um fat ford uh fat positive person on twitter the most fat positive person i know on
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twitter is rothberg so we just want to play a quick game with her so that we could myself and my own
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arm flap so much you're not showing pits we need somebody to do that because jose is not here
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honestly i bet justin shows pretty nice pits i bet just has some nice pits that he can show off
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i don't want to take my shirt off who has better who do you think has better traps you or ashley
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who's strong like who is stronger like who has better traps first who has better traps i mean
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i'll probably say me because like i might actually have something visible
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like god like here's the thing with ashley like okay she's a former professional wrestler former
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uh collegiate like i don't know fucking linebacker or some shit it was just like really gotten big
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and uh like the lack of effort like okay like i don't want to be transphobic here and i don't i
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i got plenty of friends who are transgender who like whatever it's not a big fucking deal the
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thing that's always bugged me about ashley is her voice because i feel like she's straining and
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trying really hard to pretend to have a feminine voice and it just doesn't sound natural it sounds
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like miss biggie and kermit look who we have now read coverdale hell yeah
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looking like a helicopter guys i'm fueling up the truck yeah no i think i think the best description
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of ashley uh who was it that tweeted the absolute fucking murder of ashley shade that was being
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retweeted around oh oh oh it was it was brandon brandon yeah he tweeted this thing it was so funny
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he said he said that um he said that ashley shade looks like um chelsea uh manning got stung by a
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yes right that wasn't even that wasn't even the funny part of it like somebody responded he's like
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oh look chelsea manning got stung by a beehive and he didn't tag her didn't name her and somebody else
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commented oh that's ashley shade she's running for city council in my city she has some great ideas
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tagged ashley shade this person is lying about you they say you run
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that was it yeah and you know finally i do it was more like it was
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it was someone said like oh yeah brandon said like someone accused you of running and i think
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that's an unfair accusation or something like that
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absolute murder reed by the way i believe inserting the diesel nozzle into his asshole
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reed i do want to tell you you have a beautiful mustache oh
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shit thank you you're all shit by the way so what's your uh
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well it's like who does masha simp for more jeremy kaufman or reed's mustache
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but it's empty so yeah i know you had a big load earlier today so i did yeah that was a uh 28 foot
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wide 16 foot tall dump truck bed that was a little ridiculous so
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and as far as ashley shade goes by the way she wound up i know she blocked me and she blocked me
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masha she blocked me because i had mentioned i forget what the reply it was a
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string of replies on one of her tweets i assume she was definitely on the thread somewhere and i
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don't even remember what i actually replied to and i had said that her bottom surgery consisted of
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her fat rolls hiding her junk yeah which i absolutely love she blocked me over that like
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yeah i love that and if you know i feel like at some point we should give like a tweet by tweet
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summary of what happened but also that's like that's the best thing to do but it's also kind of
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lame i'm not sure um you save that for karen ann arlis's show she loves tweet by tweet summaries
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yeah and timelines and investigations yeah um so i think so does so does by the way
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we'd has a good video on i thought we were talking about that i'm sorry we're definitely not
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it has come up on like now the last three shows that i've been on i'm just like
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fuck that we're not talking about that but yeah uh what's the thing that we're not talking about
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we're not going to talk about it shut up masha we're not talking about nothing yeah
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i sent justin a daily update on that by the way by saying that certain things have not been
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pressed against me that were threatened but i'm just gonna leave it at that
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yeah for for now it's what going on like 300 days now you haven't had any type of breasts human
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breasts pressed against you at all as they've been threatened so exactly yeah that's what we're
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talking about we need to read needs to get some action i think get some of those lot lizards out
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there we got a ten dollar from fender ketchup here deficient as count of socks in terms of the not
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gay if wearing socks rule what's the not if you're wearing socks rule yeah i've not even heard that
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one i have not i think i think it's if you're wearing socks and you're uh three inches deep inside
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of a dude it's not gay so if you put on some stockings okay what if you're wearing what if you're
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wearing sandals with the socks does that just like double negative
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i don't know because i don't know that sounds like uh it sounds like i don't know two dads having
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sex with each other or something i don't know that sounds even more gay do you think i wonder if
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gay people see people in like socks and sandals be like god what a faggot like this man like
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i just wonder why is there a rule in the first place like yeah there's like what's the context for the
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joke for it i have no idea hey the only one i'm familiar with is from the navy that it's not gay
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oh man sometimes those cots get a little lonely don't they justin when it's just what you guys
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you guys haven't had a party where you had 40 guys in a fucking birthing hold all watching one movie
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together i don't know it's not it's it's not gay if it's cold that's another saying i've heard
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cuddling is definitely not gay especially not at uh justin's uh pork fest tent where uh the cuddle party
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were uh probably uh i don't know there were probably some penises uh entering other uh guys assholes
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during that i'm not really sure but uh uh i mean not i don't think so one
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it's cold out man it's not like new hampshire like that you have to like take a moment and think
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about it you know yeah well he's like uh i don't remember what or if it entered but i don't think so
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there was like 40 people in that cuddle puddle all right
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and i think it was muddy things were slipping in other things we don't know what was going on it
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was you know some people made it out of there unscathed some people made it out there with their
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well though four years ago at least one person left pregnant
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wait uh from pork fest like a pork fest well all right guys i gotta run sorry
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thanks for coming on yeah thanks man good night reed peace bye see ya no all you guys who went to
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pork fest and like spent all your time at the pavilion watching talks don't do didn't do pork
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fest right no i was watching talks and not watching cox man i was like wandering around drunk so
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i i was yeah i had just gone sober and i was at pork fest i was just like what the
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fuck what am i doing here i guess i'm gonna uh you know be big brain some of the time but
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also eat a lot of food this is what i was oh go go ahead with this dan smots what kind of hacks
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would have these bigoted monsters on their show that's true hey go check out me and uh toad on dan's
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show uh this last wednesday or me and masha yeah we're gonna go this thursday
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hell yeah that show a tweet-by-tweet summary um
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hell yeah yeah well i wanted to say so like it seems like every time i hear about like a
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libertarian like get together like some kind of like like pork fest freedom fest i don't know
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childrenberg is as much but it's always it's like we're gonna come out here we're gonna drink
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and then we're gonna listen to lectures and i thought that was just really weird like
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like like is there none like i tweeted this out like uh like a couple weeks ago it was like who'd
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be down for like the libertarian softball game like where we just get together to play softball
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like i don't understand why there's not just one where people just get and hang out and just like
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play like sports and chill and listen to music but and like i love tom woods to death but like
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why do we have tom woods come talk to us like it's just the latest i never want to see tom woods
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because i was just hanging out drunk so i spent a grand total of 45 minutes in the pavilion all of
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pork fest i was there for two weeks and i spent 45 minutes in the pavilion and 30 of those 45 minutes
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i was on stage speaking i was in the pavilion the whole time and you know libertarians don't play
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sports what the fuck are you talking about we had a kickball tournament there was a daily ultimate
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frisbee game okay maybe maybe i was totally wrong maybe like it just seems like there's not
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and people someone said that's basically childenberg which i i guess yeah that's true
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i just feel like there could be one that is just like we're all gonna get together you get your
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teams up it's like four playing sports together maybe i just love sports too much but i think it'd
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be really fun just to like get together play sports and have like a bunch of tournaments just for
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fucking libertarians come out and i don't know no i hit a couple dingers
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i prefer the rave that that would be awesome too have a libertarian rave
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i mean yeah yeah these things do exist at pork fest yeah like like there is everything at
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pork fest if you look for it look so my most adorable tale from the festival was that there was
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that so triplicant that i missed when they were actually naked and dancing i only ended up there
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later in the morning because i was trying to hide from the rain because my hair was gonna poof up
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and so i basically dipped into this random tent and was like hi can i hide from the rain here
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and by the way i have some weed and and this guy was like yeah sure we had like naked ladies dancing
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here and i'm trying to you know clean up right now and i was like yeah i will help you clean and i helped
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him clean and so they had like dildos on the wall of the um what's it called the uh i'm fully blinking
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at like the camper car no like the camper car um he had a bus it wasn't really right yes yes on the
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wall of the trailer they had dildos and they still have like the butt prints left over and i just popped
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it and i helped clean and this guy was like please tell me that your dude's gonna marry you
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and i was like yeah you know right because it's like because i thought i was like can i hide from
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the rain can i help you clean do you want me yeah and this guy was like sure wait so there was dildos
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on the the walls and they would like right they would ride the chips and that's why they were like
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and that's why there was an aspirant on the wall that i helped you know yeah sounds about right
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yeah i missed the fun part which was two female strippers and uh the rest of them was like 40 dudes
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or something i would have come if i knew i only found out by accident yeah you would have come
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i was also gonna say it was a libertarian event so they're all underage too they're all minors so that's
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well yeah especially jeremy coughlin was involved so
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oh god and rothverdian for that all right we were so like all leading up to pork fest jeremy was
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like pissing people off with like the agent consent tweets and like the minors yeah i remember like
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thursday morning we're down at the fire and like this is like wednesday night we did a whole bunch
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of acid and then thursday morning we're down by the fire and we're like just chilling out and hanging
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out and like a friend of mine just made a joke like somebody brought up fucking pedos and he just
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made a joke he's like yeah we're one tweet away from getting a wood chipper up for jeremy
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and this skinny blonde chick uh well i'm not gonna name she just fucking leaps over me and i'm like
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physically restraining her she's trying to claw this guy you're like
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fuck you for saying mean things about jeremy i'll fucking destroy you
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and we got sam here uh drinking beer at 11 30 a.m at pork fest cheers to sam we were doing that
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together i don't think i was ever awake before noon at pork fest yeah also uh rich cart said uh make
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sure you invite jt hotkinson to the softball game i don't know who that is i don't know who that is
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either i don't know either but thanks for your money
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i don't get your jokes no actually our comment section is usually full of awesome jokes some of
00:26:53.780
which become titles for some of the episodes and shit so now wait a minute though as far as like
00:27:00.580
i don't know i don't i don't know if i don't know if we finished talking about the uh the lpma
00:27:04.980
oh yeah oh yeah well i have hold on i wanted to want to get a dance dance comment said i slipped
00:27:11.460
at jeremy kaufman's house he charged me an age tax for being 33 god bless capitalism
00:27:20.900
that's so great oh yeah yeah so yeah i can oh sorry i've never seen somebody like be so
00:27:30.420
able to just like piss off such a large section of the internet while being genuinely one of the
00:27:35.860
nicest people i know yeah like jeremy jeremy like the nicest person i know like and like
00:27:43.540
then he gets on the internet and just like fuck everybody okay so two things two things one the
00:27:51.540
james c hodgkinson is the guy that shot steve scalise at the uh the baseball game that's who that guy is
00:27:57.220
man that's a good joke i got it now that's good all right that is good yeah and then secondly
00:28:03.140
someone's saying that our show was mentioned on tim cast so maybe that was um fucking um oh
00:28:17.620
like it was so funny it was supposed to like it was supposed to be shoe and alex jones and like
00:28:22.260
i guess tim didn't tell shoe alex jones was going to be there yeah and so she found out alex jones
00:28:27.700
was going to be there she backed out and so they're talking about she went on a fucking tower prop
00:28:38.340
if we got fucking mentioned on tim cast i'm gonna love it so much because i mean we already had
00:28:42.820
clint already went on you know it's just so crazy but god damn it he didn't even mention
00:28:48.980
more yeah he wouldn't he's flying right now he can't defend himself apparently it's live now with
00:28:56.180
alex jones and phil labont they were talking yeah so phil labont he may have said something like he's
00:29:01.060
supposed to we need to get him on the show but like yeah oh i'll message him for you oh so a super
00:29:06.660
chatter mentioned our show and phil said i know them okay okay yeah yeah we're gonna get phil on
00:29:12.260
uh in october i think we'll do it we've we've been backed up we uh we went back and forth in uh
00:29:17.460
some of the twitter replies a little while back and he said he would do it so we should make that
00:29:21.220
happen yeah go over to the cast and just keep super chatting about us that'd be
00:29:30.180
phil's great like phil lives not too far from me in new hampshire um when he's here in new hampshire
00:29:34.900
and like when i first started my show i'm like all right i need a guest i just messaged phil
00:29:38.580
i'm like hey what are you doing tonight he's like fuck it let's go and like like my first episode
00:29:43.540
was with phil like he's he's fucking awesome fuck yeah sorry okay all that aside go back to your lp in
00:29:50.900
the mail so i want to do it justice right but this all began because the massachusetts mises caucus
00:30:01.380
had begun tweeting against the union and against the civil war we tweeted at lp texas saying you know
00:30:11.700
if you think you know confederacy's bad wait till you hear about the union but yeah but it was amazing
00:30:19.220
something against the union it means you're from slavery because the civil war was fought purely to
00:30:27.300
free the slaves and if you're against the civil war it means you're pro-slavery and if you say
00:30:33.220
something against the union it means you're pro-slavery because if you're a blue-pilled blank
00:30:41.380
that's what you think a bitch fuck what yeah yeah if you're a blue-pilled bitch fuck cock you think
00:30:46.900
that the civil war was fought over slavery right right right right so now we are racist and pro-slavery
00:30:55.620
and lp massachusetts had to come out and say we denounce slavery
00:31:01.620
no they didn't they didn't say that we denounce slavery the massachusetts libertarian party tweeted
00:31:07.060
said we denounced the libertarian party macy's caucus of massachusetts
00:31:14.260
that's why you're my chaperone thank you right and so then the lp mises caucus of massachusetts
00:31:20.980
tweeted something we would not want to displace anybody especially the ruthless cosmopolitans of
00:31:28.100
of like the malp because they don't even work that hard right and then ruthless cosmopolitans
00:31:35.860
is a slur for jew under soviet russia and and you know like but it's not a slur if it's true by the
00:31:43.780
way that's yeah yeah i just think it's mean yeah these like uh coastal liberal elites that don't
00:31:50.580
have any moral grounding or any like actual ties to anything it's such a terrible blur like like
00:31:55.860
like yeah it's a compliment i had retweeted and liked the tweet and for that this jew is a nazi jew i'm so
00:32:04.020
sorry it's my internalized anti-semitism right and so that i've tweeted something along the lines of
00:32:10.580
like in one day the lp mises caucus of massachusetts managed to the soft faketarians bad libertarian takes
00:32:16.580
in lp massachusetts and our book jeremy tweeted under my tweet like are you gonna go to jeremy kaufman's
00:32:24.180
level next and he used jeremy kaufman's hennessy tweet and i said we can only aspire to jeremy kaufman's
00:32:31.060
greatness that also went on on my track record so then so look the thing with lp massachusetts is
00:32:36.980
that anybody can be kicked out anytime via secret ballot yeah so one man was supposedly railroaded
00:32:45.780
into saying yes and then he quit the executive committee but he quit but after he quit his vote
00:32:52.820
still counted one lady claims to have clicked do not expel but she was holding a crying baby
00:33:01.460
and one man lives in new hampshire and he could still vote in lp massachusetts so that's fine i guess
00:33:10.980
yeah everything that happened was shady yeah and then and then i thought during the meeting i thought
00:33:17.620
that if they had the votes they would have told me during the meeting but they voted before the meeting
00:33:22.340
even began right so it was like behind the scenes right and you weren't even there for it no
00:33:32.180
like if it wasn't leaked to me it's like i have a friend who's on the state committee who was the one
00:33:36.340
no vote um and he sent me screenshots he's like they're trying to kick out masha and i'm like what and
00:33:42.260
i just forwarded to masha so if it hadn't been leaked i would not have known which you know
00:33:49.940
the state of the libertarian party right now they definitely uh have enough people to start kicking
00:33:54.660
other people out it's definitely what they need to do is kick people out of the party right it's
00:34:00.340
definitely a great point i was kicked out before bill weld bill has not been kicked out exactly
00:34:08.980
bill well did quit he's a registered republican in massachusetts again
00:34:13.380
but but but why kick me out and not keep bill weld out yeah you can be a lobbyist for raytheon that's
00:34:19.940
fine you can uh promote hillary clinton promote the war machine but you can't like jeremy coffin's
00:34:24.900
tweets i didn't even like it i just sit under it like i bet you liked it don't even lie you went back
00:34:32.980
and liked it yeah i probably didn't like it right right but it's like but but then it's basically like
00:34:38.820
right so then i'm acting out during the meeting i'm back i'm asking them do you hate the state
00:34:44.820
and they keep refusing to answer the question do you hate the state because right that's a really
00:34:49.380
difficult question to answer if you're an lp um yeah i was yelling at david friedman all during pork
00:34:54.900
fest i wouldn't yell at david for you i wasn't i love that guy right but but it's just like look if
00:35:03.780
you have already voted to expel me and then you use my like subsequent behavior as a reason you're
00:35:10.020
expelling me right so it's that it's just like well she was disruptive during the meeting when we told
00:35:16.340
her we would be kicking her out for disruptive you know it's just like like okay i asked do you hate
00:35:22.100
the state that's disruptive behavior and then i kept tweeting it ashley shades to give me a letter
00:35:28.020
because basically one night my account was just deactivated i couldn't log into the slack i couldn't
00:35:32.740
log into my lp mass account and then it took like a day of tweeting it ashley and then i got a letter
00:35:38.660
and one of the points as the reason for expulsion was threatening to troll the organization
00:35:43.780
which is an act of aggression which is a violation of an app right words are an nap violation but like
00:35:51.060
what i wrote in the slack was i wrote the trolling will continue until the pro clashing stops that was
00:35:57.860
my press yeah god your threat or your threat i am threatening
00:36:16.900
i just want to double check the libertarian party in massachusetts still follows me on twitter
00:36:21.380
uh even after my like relentless attacks against woke jeremy in your mansion how many how many
00:36:28.100
members are there in the lp massachusetts i just want to know this for a second not a lot under 200 so
00:36:34.100
basically organize a libertarian meetup we have 140 people if i could convince enough local libertarians
00:36:42.980
to to join lp i could be the next lp massachusetts yeah so the great part is like before i moved to
00:36:50.980
new hampshire i was on the state committee in massachusetts like i like i i they begged me to
00:36:57.220
join because i was the only one in the state doing any fucking work in 2016 and i was basically the
00:37:02.660
gary johnson campaign manager for the state because nobody else would fucking do anything yes i know we
00:37:07.220
can belittle me for that later um but like like one hey hey when i if hitler ran you would have done it
00:37:15.700
for him too it's okay it's okay when i when i i had just joined the lp then at that point like that
00:37:21.220
was before i like evolved and realized oh these guys fucking suck um but like when i organized the
00:37:27.860
state convention that year we had like 120 people show up to the state convention and we had almost 800
00:37:32.660
members of the party like in four years that's the damage that was done after i moved although maybe i'm
00:37:40.900
wrong right like i could no i don't think you are people like i could be totally wrong i'm just a dumb
00:37:46.020
bird that's why you're here hey no i don't think you're wrong it sounds right to me because
00:37:50.660
two years ago two years ago a trans person to cut off members okay
00:38:06.660
this is wonderful but no like two years ago when i was on the lmc they invited me to speak at their
00:38:11.620
convention and they had so few people attend the convention it was at a fucking bar in boston and
00:38:16.820
there were like 20 people there and the state party at that time had like 85 members like they just lost
00:38:22.500
everything like when i was on the state committee we grew the party at almost 800 members and we had
00:38:27.060
over 100 people showing up to the convention who actually fucking cared we actually had elections
00:38:31.540
for state committee because more people were running than there were seats to be on the state committee
00:38:36.500
um and like we filled the delegation to the national convention like now i don't think you can find 22
00:38:42.500
libertarians in massachusetts who could afford to go to reno yeah yeah and toads three of them
00:38:48.660
yeah can i like will they let me uh yeah vote three times or something i don't know because i do plan
00:38:56.900
i'm going yeah but see like this is the thing if they can kick anybody out at any time for any reason
00:39:02.420
be a secret ballot and one crying baby then like basically if you say i am part of the mises caucus or
00:39:10.820
if you say i disagree with the establishment or if you like jeremy kaufman or tweet something mean
00:39:17.220
you will be kicked out yeah well and that doesn't agree when i was on the state committee that
00:39:22.420
provision didn't exist there was no way to kick out a party member because massachusetts like
00:39:28.020
karen and herlose will love this when she finds out they don't have bylaws they have a serious set
00:39:33.220
of documents that they call bylaws that can be amended by the state committee it doesn't take the
00:39:38.340
membership to do it can i read you a part of the greater boston lp bylaw oh this is gonna be riveting
00:39:44.820
terrible yeah this is this is gonna be no no no just give just give me a second okay so this is what
00:39:51.140
boge jeremy who's the chair of the greater boston affiliate um how many members do they have
00:39:57.300
i don't know actually i'm assuming they kicked you out too oh hold on i'm gonna um i'm gonna i'm
00:40:04.340
gonna get some of these super chats real quick because we're kind of backed up on of course sorry
00:40:08.340
no you're fine you're fine okay uh dicky walnuts said for once i'm not drunk enough for this
00:40:12.980
dollars yeah um larry gave five dollars said neo-confederate bob murphy has a zombie which is
00:40:19.220
neo-confederate dude that's the i love that fucking video of bob murphy and uh interviewing a zombie if
00:40:25.620
you haven't seen it yeah and then uh tom woods then the rice of liberty podcast said roth birdie and did
00:40:31.140
nothing wrong which we just recorded together just recorded okay yeah so that's gonna come out
00:40:37.380
in like a week or so yeah and then dicky and the dicky said cole's joke clip dicky clip
00:40:46.820
so i will read you a part of the greater boston lp affiliate bylaws so in order to be a member you
00:40:52.900
must sign a pledge certifying that you will not use fraud or violence to achieve political or social
00:40:57.540
goals which makes sense but the pledge also says that you condemn bigotry such as racism transphobia
00:41:05.300
as sexism as irrational and repugnant and not to physically emotionally mentally or professionally
00:41:11.220
abuse your colleagues so like a part of belonging to the greater boston lp affiliate you are required
00:41:19.620
to compel racism sexism and transphobia as irrational and repugnant and i guess under emotionally
00:41:25.940
abusing your colleagues means you tweet mean things or troll them or troll them i want a definition
00:41:32.740
of colleagues here yeah like i don't consider these people colleagues just because we're members in the
00:41:40.260
same organization like like that would make sense for board members for like a board uh etiquette like
00:41:47.940
role but not for general fucking membership no if somebody's fucking stupid you tell them they're
00:41:52.020
fucking stupid i know but has anybody been kicked out of lpma before yeah one time oh yeah that's why
00:42:00.340
justice is here i guess uh oh yeah i cried yeah this didn't the the provision to be able to kick
00:42:08.260
somebody out didn't exist when i lived in massachusetts but their bylaws allow the state
00:42:12.900
committee to amend the bylaws without convention they can just change them on the fucking fly whenever they
00:42:17.220
want um and in 2019 do y'all remember the straight pride rally so i remember yes i went on a date with
00:42:26.260
the guy that participated yeah um the straight pride rally was a fucking clusterfuck and i remember uh
00:42:34.100
after one of the big free speech rallies where we all ended up getting chased off by cops and
00:42:38.260
fucking 40 000 people showed up to protest libertarians trying to have free speech because it happened to be
00:42:43.700
the week after charlottesville um yeah some people started to like just embrace the hate and go
00:42:50.020
fucking full bore asshole with everything one of those people being brendan the bomb and then a few
00:42:55.860
months later after we were protesting julian assange's extradition outside the british consulate
00:43:01.860
cambridge yeah antifa showed up to fucking attack us in fucking cambridge the cambridge cops actually
00:43:08.260
saved us from antifa that day somebody put i i got i got pushed into fucking traffic and almost
00:43:13.700
fucking run over that huge fascist julian assange
00:43:20.180
but like we all went out to dinner in us at assembly row that night and uh brandon
00:43:24.660
of bomb like i got this idea we're gonna organize a straight pride rally i'm like this sounds like a
00:43:29.060
really bad fucking idea but also kind of wonderful but i thought it was organized by like uh super happy
00:43:36.660
fun america or whatever yeah what matters is your goal when you're doing something like this and goals
00:43:43.300
and intentions matter and like i was there with a few people including guy i was dating at the time
00:43:49.860
and brandon is like we'd all ask him like what is your intent with this he's like i'm gonna trigger
00:43:54.660
the left i'm like then you're gonna lose because the left loves to be fucking triggered like all
00:43:59.780
you're doing is giving them an excuse there is nothing positive that can come out of this he went
00:44:04.260
ahead and did it anyways and i go down because at the time i was doing freelance photography for a
00:44:08.900
couple of newspapers and the ap and i'm like well there's gonna be a fucking riot i might as well be
00:44:13.540
there with a camera um and i go down there and um crazy fucking marina oh yeah oh and that's and that
00:44:23.620
and toad has met her too unfortunately uh the other crazy russian bitch from boston
00:44:29.940
yeah yeah i feel like maybe that's me in 40 years i i don't know uh like i really hope it's not me
00:44:37.860
she's an insane old lady yes and i'm in there with i'm in there with a camera and press credentials
00:44:44.260
and i'm like i'm just gonna fucking record this because something's gonna fucking happen she called
00:44:47.780
the fucking cops on me and told them i was a terrorist planning to disrupt the event and got me dragged out
00:44:52.180
of the event um like what kind of libertarian calls the fucking cops on people fuck that
00:44:57.620
i keep her out of my meetup too by the way for context i i've had that yeah but she keeps showing
00:45:02.660
up yeah well that was not my meetup but at least to the mecock shit one of the things that happened
00:45:07.860
is uh michael coombs uh fucking who was like autism distilled into a bostonian um he got up on
00:45:18.340
during the straight pride rally with an lp flag and banner and gave a speech about how the libertarian
00:45:28.980
and so the state committee changed the rules so they could kick him out
00:45:40.420
but no and that's what i didn't i like lost respect because they weren't trolling they
00:45:44.420
weren't trying to trigger people like the speakers that they had they brought a
00:45:48.100
fucking priest preacher from texas to speak at this event and this preacher from texas started
00:45:53.140
fucking ranting about how the gays were sinful and all of the problems in america were due to the gays
00:45:57.940
not being hung and ostracized from society um adam the gays not being hung just means their penises
00:46:03.780
aren't that large so that's the one adam kakesh got invited to speak and he thought it was going to be
00:46:10.660
an opportunity to troll and trigger people so he got up and he started to give a speech about how
00:46:15.220
everyone was fucking retarded and needed to be hugged more as children and they cut off his mic and
00:46:19.540
booed him off because he wouldn't condemn the gays um like no so like so i did the next worst thing
00:46:27.060
which was to retweet the mises caucus and fangirl jeremy coffin right so they're like the the standard
00:46:34.820
they set to kick somebody out was actual misrepresentation of the party and like actual
00:46:41.380
hate speech was like something was the standard they set to kick somebody out not liking a tweet
00:46:48.580
so it was all over so this whole thing was supposed to like trigger people so they were just like let's
00:46:53.540
just but then they actually did get people that in there that actually wanted to hang gay people is
00:46:58.420
yeah god damn it and they said and they defended it was like oh no nothing we're saying is homophobic
00:47:04.820
milo yiannopoulos is our grand marshal for the parade yeah right i really wish that i would have
00:47:10.420
gone now i feel like i would have had a fun time just hanging out but like instead i just went on a
00:47:15.380
date with a guy that went to that parade and he summarized it for me yeah no um that day i did and
00:47:22.900
we could have met justin we could have met before oh i was busy fighting cops uh yeah it's like
00:47:28.660
after the after they dragged me out and kicked me out of the fucking rally i'm like fuck it like i
00:47:32.580
got dragged out by cops i'm like well i'm not leaving here without like getting paid for the
00:47:36.500
fucking day and taking some pictures so i went over to where antifa was protesting the rally um and they
00:47:42.020
had like boston some of those fuckers up no like they had like boston cops online trying to keep
00:47:49.140
people out and the anti-fuck kids online just fucking hurling insults at the cops and like i
00:47:53.380
got right between the lines to take pictures and i got a picture like i have it on video of a captain
00:47:59.860
of the boston police pulling up his fucking mace jar and instead of like spraying he used it like
00:48:05.860
brass knuckles clenched his fist and just punched a little girl in the face and fucking dropped her
00:48:12.500
yeah um and like i put that up and then reddit got all autistic about my video and they identified
00:48:18.020
this guy's home address um he got promoted get out yeah there's so many layers to the story
00:48:25.460
yeah what the hell like he got promoted from captain to deputy chief so it took him off the street
00:48:31.300
which is weird because i i i have like i'm kind of splayed because i love child abuse but i really
00:48:35.780
hate the cops so i really don't know like what to do here so i mean well like yeah when they did that
00:48:43.460
like the anti-fuck kids online all lost their shit and started reaching over the barricade and pulling
00:48:49.460
cops over the barricade and like i'm sitting there just trying to take pictures i'm like this is
00:48:53.940
incredible and next thing i know i'm tackled to the ground by a cop and i'm like still trying to take
00:48:59.460
pictures while i'm on the fucking ground and it's and then i'd look around and there's like 20 cops
00:49:04.740
sprawling on the ground and kids just beating on the cops and i hear over a hundred boston police
00:49:09.620
office to start chanting in unison stay alive stay alive i'm like oh we're all gonna die
00:49:18.500
like like we're all gonna fucking die and then like a whole bunch of skinny anti-fuck kids came
00:49:24.340
out of nowhere and tackled the cop off me uh and like when i started like going back i got
00:49:30.180
fucking maced adam kakesh got maced and anti-fuck kids were the ones who dragged us back and kept us
00:49:35.220
from getting arrested oh man i do like i like to think that they were actually just uh there was
00:49:42.020
one guy doing cpr and so all the cops had it like sing staying alive because they
00:49:50.900
isn't there a thing that you're supposed to do chest compressions to the uh yeah that's the
00:49:54.740
joke yeah that's the joke all right well i'm explaining it all right also tyler jakey gave a
00:50:01.940
five dollar super chat said stop stalling when are we getting to the worst chester bylaws
00:50:05.940
worcester apparently they have bylaws does the worcester fucking affiliate have
00:50:12.820
i have no fucking idea i i heard that worcester is gonna put a mask mandate back in though to
00:50:17.860
be like boston i think that's happening yeah the one the worst takeaway i heard from the recording of
00:50:24.340
the meeting where ashley yeah because i because i have said the whole yeah because he's seen the
00:50:29.700
whole recording of it crazy fucking i i can't remember her fucking name but a woman from worcester
00:50:33.940
county lp uh complaining because charlie larkin invited people to come to their meetings so we
00:50:39.140
could grow the party and affiliate and she spoke up to complain charlie you can't be inviting people
00:50:43.860
we have to vet them and read i think that was in read yeah i'm sorry if that was not in read and i'm
00:50:49.140
not i think i think it was it was just somebody i never knew and i was like yeah you have to
00:50:53.780
fucking vet people like so not only are they kicking out the disagreeables they're not letting
00:50:59.540
people join who haven't but i i i do want to say if it was not annery that said that i'm really sorry
00:51:04.900
to annery okay don't fuck annery i don't know that bitch like on twitter it's just like she's like
00:51:15.620
calling everybody cunts and pissing people out here she's just apologizing for everything that
00:51:20.100
she doesn't do to apologize for no but like i don't want to want to misrepresent people but
00:51:25.140
right but it came off as like well this isn't about masha but in the future we should we should vet
00:51:28.900
people i'm like what yeah exactly yeah i do like this go in places baby tickling testes uh you could
00:51:40.100
call dicky's clip segments lil dicky's like uh like the show dave i'm assuming and i'm not going
00:51:46.580
to bring up the uh milking tables thing from it again i don't know if that was the point of the
00:51:52.260
comment or not but yeah i mean as far as yeah the lp's sucking like lp texas got involved with that and
00:51:58.260
they wound up blocking me for i don't even know what probably because i'd piss them off yeah somehow
00:52:04.820
during that but the guy that i think runs lp texas uh jonathan casey or whatever the fuck his name
00:52:10.100
is he was like getting involved in this shit and he um he had said he basically said that the
00:52:16.180
massachusetts mises caucus were anti-semitic and racist or something i quote tweeted that and i said
00:52:22.260
yeah a caucus that's literally named after a jew and we will replace you i do love that the
00:52:27.940
the person kicked out for anti-semitism is the jew the one the so there was do you remember the
00:52:36.020
stand-up comedy night at pork fest yeah and like one of the people they let open for robbie and
00:52:41.540
fucking uh dave it was just a nobody local guy he just does stand-up comedy at open mic nights yeah
00:52:46.740
i thought he was actually funny like there's a one-liner dude he's his name is daniel rothschild
00:52:52.260
yeah we call him we call him the bank uh like he's one of the funniest jews i know
00:53:00.420
but he opened it with hi i'm daniel rothschild i'm the jew that replaced chris cantwell
00:53:08.340
because chris used to do stand-up at pork fest before he got all i thought it was just because
00:53:13.300
he was bald no like chris cantwell used to do the opening stand-up for pork fest and so like that joke
00:53:19.620
just fucking i that was the funniest thing i'd ever heard at pork fest and i was sober
00:53:25.940
yeah i watched his entire set to be honest i thought it was good yeah
00:53:32.340
i used to torture him because he would tell jokes and i'd be like that's not fucking funny dude it's
00:53:35.780
like you're fucking terrible you're not funny because it just made him try harder and he got
00:53:40.260
even funnier with it justin so i'm guessing you know about lp texas and how shitty they are as a
00:53:48.340
dude did you get did you get on on that guy the uh the guy that runs the account that said um
00:53:54.580
oh who was it that he's the guy that i just mentioned yeah he said that aoc is more libertarian
00:53:59.620
than massey a couple days ago and like tom reisen which tweeted that like a year ago and
00:54:06.980
fucking it keeps coming back up and for some reason she's still a fucking editor at large at reason
00:54:11.300
magazine and this is like that's what by the way so i whenever we started this i think i may have
00:54:18.340
kind of hinted about this but at whenever me and jose and to and all of us kind of like did the block
00:54:24.020
lp texas thing i really pissed off some lp mises caucus texas people really yeah no
00:54:30.980
they get well they get really pissed off at me they're in my mentions and then i get a call
00:54:43.940
from somebody that we all know very high up in the all right i won't mention his name this time
00:54:48.660
and basically asking me to stop and i was like i'm already done i blocked him so it doesn't matter
00:55:03.620
anymore and then every week something else comes up at lb texas and so i just like tweet i'm just
00:55:09.380
like oh well i you see why i blocked them and like yeah the craziest part of all the jeremy
00:55:15.060
kauffman drama like when jeremy was running the lcnh twitter account and people were like losing
00:55:20.100
their fucking minds over the shit he was tweeting like what people are screaming at me like what do
00:55:25.940
something shoo fucking message me she's like do something about these people like no like what
00:55:31.140
i mean do something uh but like it like the craziest part was it wasn't just prags who were upset with
00:55:37.140
jeremy because he did go over the fucking lines at points i had i was like dave smith and michael ice
00:55:44.260
we're both like do something about jeremy like like but like see what but like see this is the
00:55:51.460
thing right tell him to calm down but like it's like telling women to calm down
00:55:56.980
jeremy coffin is a woman confirmed oh god i'm so sorry
00:56:12.020
right but it's basically if you're like stop acting crazy well i'll show you crazy you know
00:56:18.820
and i think and jeremy even made this point on our show and he was just like basically like
00:56:22.820
like if you go look at the tweets i had more our impressions were in the millions and he was just
00:56:30.580
it was like hey you can get mad at me all you want but i'm at least putting the message out there you
00:56:36.740
know even if it's in a trolly way or something makes me piss people off if this if this gets more one more
00:56:44.340
person more people to read about whatever bullshit libertarian ideas than just me saying taxation is
00:56:50.100
theft then fuck it this is better here's the thing is like i kind of win because like jeremy's tweets
00:56:56.580
like they pissed everyone the fuck off they pissed they pissed shoe off and at first i was mad because
00:57:01.220
like shoes like the anti-authoritarian the darling of the anti-authoritarian left and i almost feel like
00:57:07.220
her audience is like the prime target for recruiting to libertarianism yes it was and that's who we should
00:57:13.620
be reaching out to but like when i had her on my show and like we ended up being able to have a
00:57:17.620
discussion about the child labor tweet that pissed her off so much she came around to understanding
00:57:22.900
and agreeing with it which yeah yeah wouldn't have happened if jeremy didn't do that in the first
00:57:29.060
place right well it is really funny it's going back to that she would come to honor our show to
00:57:35.060
talk libertarian philosophy and just hang out instead of going on tincast as you know
00:57:39.700
which by the way she can big time tincast because she has more followers than him so i mean it she
00:57:46.420
definitely she can so which is still kind of funny i wonder if she just felt that it was like a like
00:57:51.060
i don't know if she was nervous that it was like a too huge a platform or something yeah we're like
00:57:55.780
nobody retards tell me like she got a lot of shit like her followers started like dumping on her for
00:58:01.620
coming on tower and coming on my show like why are you lending your name to these nobodies blah blah blah
00:58:06.900
she's like i just like talking to fun people yeah that's exactly it yeah she's like and and this
00:58:13.460
it's been our thing this whole time it should be yeah yeah this has been our thing the whole time
00:58:16.980
like like she didn't come on because we had good arguments like we weren't like in her mentions like
00:58:23.380
no see you're wrong about socialism because of this that you were like we're like hey we're gonna
00:58:27.780
make a joke and then like if you come on you can have some fun with us and say what you know
00:58:31.060
fucking anybody like we're not here to like ridicule you into being libertarian and it's a really
00:58:36.020
weird thing we do as libertarians because honestly because honestly we can win the arguments
00:58:40.580
so just having like getting into the argument we know we can win it and so it's just like why not
00:58:45.620
just have it will you let ashley shade come on sure i honestly i don't give a fuck sure like i'm see
00:58:51.860
i'm different like yeah i know some other people some other people in like uh like jose is just like
00:58:57.300
no fuck them i'm not gonna let them on this show like they're not funny or they're not two seconds
00:59:03.060
though like yeah that's the thing it's like i think it would be my i think it's funny to have
00:59:08.420
someone on to disagree like if if spike spike came on and all credit i know some people are like even
00:59:13.860
just justin was in the comments like fucking this is bullshit yeah but he ended up being better than
00:59:20.260
i thought he would be yeah like it was fun he was good yeah well he liked to yeah we pushed them to the
00:59:25.220
limit kind of and yeah he was good yeah well like spike is someone who can all that he'll have he can
00:59:30.100
have a conversation with somebody about anything like i'm not worried like i'm not i don't have any
00:59:34.500
prep to do i have spike coming on my show on october 4th and that's the show i'm like i don't have to
00:59:38.580
prep or research anything whatever fucking comes up like to roll the conversation on like i'm not
00:59:43.700
worried about it um yeah and and the thing was like we have fun pushing people to their limits
00:59:49.860
and it would be even funnier if if uh like spike for whatever it was just like no
00:59:55.140
fuck this i'm out i can't do like to me that would be hilarious if we like anybody if we get
01:00:02.980
them to leave and i thought it was going to be what our uh our segment coming up well i was going to
01:00:08.660
say speaking speaking of pushing him to the limit spike are we about to do this thing yeah well that
01:00:14.340
was my whole goal tonight but that was my whole goal with marianne williamson like i wanted to i
01:00:20.260
wanted to get marianne on the call i wanted to like get a conversation with the girl and just bring
01:00:24.180
reed in and get her to rage quit because that fucking big clickbait would be incredible
01:00:30.180
except for working reed just reed killed it because he's like yeah he didn't help himself
01:00:36.260
in tweets about it yeah to be fair i didn't tell him not to like i texted him like hey marianne's
01:00:46.020
coming on the show next week you want a guest host he's like fuck yes oh my god
01:00:56.020
i don't think for this game we don't have it like we did for the first time we played with uh
01:01:00.180
lofta drew up a nice little uh thing for us but i don't know maybe toad's been putting in the extra
01:01:05.380
work i i i don't want to compete with top lops i can't do graphics like he just like don't have
01:01:10.660
graphics for well are we going to play both of these games one of them is going to be i think more of
01:01:14.660
like a lightning round type of thing that that's the the fat one isn't it yes let's just do that
01:01:22.420
yeah we have to do that because i want to do it with masha yeah and i say this because i'm about
01:01:26.500
to drink a beer so we're so we're doing working on the same beer for this whole time yeah i mean
01:01:32.740
that's i mean i have three podcasts she's being a basic bitch here too with the fall candle and the
01:01:39.220
fall beer and whatever else i have a candle that says damn it it has a beaver on it and i am drinking
01:01:47.460
a pumpkin beer it's a beaver candle it's one of those gwyneth paltrow no no it is a four dollar candle
01:01:54.740
from the most hilariously sacrilegious thing as an atheist i love sacrilegious
01:02:00.820
shit and i love when people do sacrilegious shit that's why we held a yumka pork dinner
01:02:04.900
for all the fucking jews in manchester um like all the atheist jews got together and we had a
01:02:10.420
fucking yumka pork sacrilegious buffet but i do want to know this is a three-fourth northeast conversation
01:02:20.180
and the three of us are within like driving distance to each other that's true i was gonna
01:02:25.380
have masha come over my house it was two last minutes she was gonna be like here physically
01:02:30.260
but because like i know where you live i mean i know this sounds really creepy but like i've been
01:02:34.500
she knows where i live she's been here that's yeah like i've like i've been in your garage i know
01:02:39.220
where you live it sounds really bad she's she's she's been in my back door
01:02:45.540
um no no like we could realistically do this together in person we would just it was very
01:02:54.340
last minute yeah anyway sorry the the fat contest i'm so sorry i i gotta wait i don't know i have no
01:03:00.660
idea how this is gonna go over i'm just gonna give you some pictures and it's gonna be lightning
01:03:03.860
around we'll let masha say if they're fat or not but i just want to say for context before i
01:03:08.660
criticize i consider myself fat so like for for for context there's gonna be no context these are
01:03:14.900
gonna be like way too easy like i'm just like fuck it i don't care like just i want to hear
01:03:19.060
masha rail on some of these people so okay it's it's not imagine imagine that they're on the school
01:03:27.060
board oh yeah so wait just just just for the story i went to a um school board meeting i called and like
01:03:35.460
i called two women fats and i really dug in like i mentioned their fat roles i mentioned like i hope
01:03:41.780
these kids don't grow up to be as obese as you are i asked them what you know about health because
01:03:47.300
one of them was the school nursing director right and i sat in the school board meeting on the sign
01:03:53.060
that says tyrants have addresses and i went at it while wearing a ted kaczynski shirt while wearing a
01:03:59.220
a ted kaczynski shirt oh yeah check out top lobster.com i can't i can't believe that you're not labeled as
01:04:08.980
a domestic terrorist by now not yet yeah also being from russia or whatever the kind of eastern block
01:04:16.260
country you're from i am from russia yeah well they can't call her a russian bot that would be racist
01:04:21.060
well they can't well that's true yeah it would be that's true all right i want to see some fat
01:04:28.820
people okay five people time all right i'm i'm adding one last uh one last thing to this one
01:04:35.780
second after this podcast is over i'm going on the podcast called i hate the antichrist and our whole
01:04:42.740
episode theme will be about fat people and fatness really yes oh shit well this is uh timely then
01:04:52.020
i don't know if we're gonna be able to get to the uh spike game too even though i want to with a
01:04:55.700
jew but we'll see all right at least for justin yeah we have time she had she said she's leaving
01:05:02.020
yeah like my card out so my my card out is 10 59 pm yeah we can do it probably so and then i just
01:05:09.700
hopped around to the bathroom and get another beer and that's all good all right we're lightning
01:05:13.380
around this uh i'm calling this one peace or obese peace or obese okay we're just gonna have
01:05:20.180
masha uh say uh what she thinks of these uh these people here these poor souls they're definitely
01:05:27.780
gonna be poor if they're fat that's true all right we ready for this i don't even remember who
01:05:33.460
i put in this i think there are about 10 of these are they people we know are random people by
01:05:38.340
the way you know who they are uh i don't really think we know any of these people personally maybe
01:05:45.700
slightly i'm not i'm not doing anything like that like these did you put laura ebke in there
01:05:56.660
but for justin uh there may or may not be some lp people in here all right let's go uh see if i can do
01:06:11.620
sorry masha masha is into this is john hudak john hudak oh is it really
01:06:16.820
he doesn't look too bad before he got woke like yeah i was gonna say like he doesn't look too bad
01:06:23.140
there people did say i mean he looks way worse on camera than he does in pictures
01:06:27.620
he looked like he shaded bottom when he went on josh's show i know exactly i found his buffest uh
01:06:35.780
photo apparently peace all the way peace all right masha likes the hudak next stop
01:06:46.580
peace of course the pink flame is not fat at all yeah not the pink flame i agree i'm liking it next up
01:06:56.500
peace peace i i partially say this because ted thinks that she's hot she is yeah
01:07:08.820
i i just like the uh the coconut milk or isn't that yeah for my for my wife listening to the
01:07:14.020
show that is actually totally a joke i did not think she has a fat ass
01:07:16.580
i feel like really new i feel neutral about her but my boyfriend thinks that she's good looking
01:07:25.300
so i i think i am obligated to say peace i started she also had a terrible night uh was it 9 11 that
01:07:32.340
she had that really bad take about muslims here's the thing like i still stand for her because of that
01:07:38.260
time she almost murdered kamala harris yeah oh so good oh man i should have grabbed that pig
01:07:45.780
that's true the pig roast man the luau yeah i i tweeted one picture uh of tulsi that i found where
01:07:52.500
her ass looks awesome and like pete quinones definitely seems to really uh like that one i
01:07:57.540
don't know if i could find that one again i tried to find it tonight and i couldn't i was like yeah
01:08:00.820
unfortunate but yeah she's a piece next up this is uh whitney the current uh chair of the national
01:08:09.700
lp do you just specialize in finding bad pictures of people yes like look i would say like wear
01:08:19.540
something with longer sleeves she's getting there yeah she's i mean she's put she's but she's pushing
01:08:26.740
a buck 60 probably i mean i don't know how tall she is look like right now i'm wearing longer
01:08:33.860
sleeves because i don't think my arms should see the light of day right now right which is fine
01:08:39.860
because why did you are i don't think anything of you sees the light of day
01:08:48.020
but like look like you can cover up your fat rolls pretty easily by wearing poofy sleeves just
01:08:53.380
wear some poofy sleeves so my i guess i i know i'm saying neither piece or obese i'm just saying
01:08:59.460
like we just wear some poofy sleeves all right that's what i'm doing yeah she doesn't have the uh
01:09:05.700
yeah the buffness of who to act to pull off the uh the sleeveless look next up
01:09:13.540
mama joe here what are we thinking i would still say peace because i think that she's tall she has a
01:09:21.140
frame you don't see any arm flap like she does have some skinny arms but i mean she plays hockey
01:09:28.020
she's dressed all right i don't know oh she does i forgot she does play hockey she's probably pretty
01:09:32.580
thick i mean she's a defenseman like she puts people into the fucking boards like also justin do you
01:09:42.660
you have any insight to the bdsm um rumors all right so i i have a very very good friend who
01:09:51.380
worked on the campaign as one of joe's like body people that followed her around and was like daily
01:09:56.740
like her assistant um all they would say is like when that came out like everyone like thought it might
01:10:03.140
be real because joe never let anyone from the campaign step foot in her house
01:10:11.860
and she's the dominant i assume right she's the dominatrix oh easy yeah yeah just making sure yeah
01:10:20.260
i mean she's a what a professor she's like a professor of history or something
01:10:25.220
shit something like that like organizational psychology yeah organizational psych and like
01:10:31.780
she's like she's not even like a tenured she's an associate professor okay like part-time an ass
01:10:38.260
professor she definitely has some like fucking whips and things that she i don't know her twink of a
01:10:44.020
husband i guess i don't know i don't know what that i don't know what that guy looks like he's like 20
01:10:48.900
years younger than her and he looks like fucking what's his name the comedian at freedom fest that was
01:10:54.660
making fucking like really bad jokes to piss people off i can't remember his name he's
01:10:58.660
fucking hilarious he's got really long hair um for her age she looks great by the way i've always
01:11:06.100
like like that's fair i was like i was like oh she's like 40 and they were like she's like 65 i was
01:11:11.220
like she's yeah she's up in her 60s yeah yeah no but her her husband's like 20 years younger than
01:11:17.300
her and he has like really long hair and uh he was one of her students oh wow oh oh here we go
01:11:28.100
are we talking about age gaps i'm so excited about age gaps now
01:11:35.380
how young is another one of your things she definitely puts him in a goop suit
01:11:39.060
jp sears chat answered my question her husband looks like jp sears his fucking twin
01:11:46.820
oh jp sears yeah i know you're talking about yeah the red-headed dude he looks like mark claire
01:11:51.220
i want to say the same thing as i've said before look what i do with my arm flap is with poofy
01:11:57.380
sleeves this is a valerie sar work by the way this is not the woman carrying a baby who kicked
01:12:02.340
robberdian out i no i don't think that was a different baby he has some thick arms yeah
01:12:08.900
i'm gonna give valerie credit like valerie is a complete and utter bitch but she's a
01:12:12.020
fucking mother of four with a pussy of a husband so yeah well yeah i don't know i don't know if uh
01:12:18.500
we should credit her for choosing him as a husband but yeah i thought you were just gonna say she's
01:12:23.300
a mother of four with a pussy yeah it's like you're gonna describe her pussy now
01:12:28.740
i thought you were gonna say with a with a fat pussy yeah that was not where you were going
01:12:37.300
she's a mother of four with a pussy of aversion
01:12:43.140
when you have arm flap wear poofy sleeves which i'm doing that right now valerie is also the chair of
01:12:49.860
the uh libertarian national committee's affiliate support committee and was just kicked off the
01:12:55.860
executive committee of her own affiliate before mismanagement oh that's hilarious
01:13:05.860
but she doesn't want to be hey the cia doesn't pay out for poofy sleeves all right okay you get
01:13:11.140
you get standard crew cut that's it that is from the fsb the poofy sleeves are from fsb
01:13:16.660
according to justin even though she's a mother of four she does not have a poofy sleeve so
01:13:20.580
next next next up holy fuck it's a big i didn't do it
01:13:34.420
that's a big bitch right there but she doesn't even yeah here's the thing is it is it fat if she's
01:13:41.140
an invertebrate because she doesn't have a fucking spine i forgot i forgot to put her in the uh who is
01:13:48.260
that by the way fucker duck i forgot to put her in that one for justin with the lp uh laura ebke
01:13:53.860
oh okay she's the one who railroaded karen and harlos off the lmc exactly so
01:14:00.500
call her fucking fat yeah yeah like yeah fuck you fatty
01:14:05.140
uh yeah where do her boobs start and end i can't tell from that picture
01:14:25.380
like where do she has she's huge like i'm just looking like where do her boobs start and ends
01:14:32.340
because like she's one of like those uh people you see at walmart maybe not up up there but i know in
01:14:37.140
the south like you'll have like old women with huge cans that like go down to their literal
01:14:43.700
waist just not wearing a brawl walking around walmart that's what this reminds me of she looks like uh
01:14:49.620
there's like the health minister of some country that almost looks exactly like that
01:14:53.380
that's who i thought you were that's who i thought you put up it might be canada no no
01:14:57.060
it's like sweden it's sweden it's sweden all right yeah
01:14:59.860
yeah yeah because norway norway or sweden one of those
01:15:05.140
sweden where everybody's uh usually tall and thin
01:15:07.860
no i think i think it was denmark i think it was denmark i think you're right it is denmark
01:15:12.820
like one of the covid proposals that they put out to help keep people safe and
01:15:19.140
cove belgium uh chat chat's gonna write belgium
01:15:22.900
she put out like you need to uh like not have group sex because it spreads covet
01:15:27.940
like twitter was just like you haven't had group sex since you were 15
01:15:34.020
well that's actually not both your uncles no that's actually not true at all because no matter
01:15:39.300
where she goes if she's in public she's just immediately having group sex yeah yeah that's
01:15:46.420
i think masha pointed out this lady has no neck it is just i mean it's just like straight down and
01:15:52.260
just she has no features at all she's a fucking blob she's also a doctor damn next up
01:16:02.420
you're a man it doesn't count that's true no man is fat no man no i actually they are either skinny
01:16:11.300
or funny yeah oh yeah no like and look i i don't say this to be nice to you i'm saying that like
01:16:19.860
you're a man it doesn't matter probably it's a great picture that's a great picture of you too
01:16:25.380
like i love that that's i took a better picture of justin at pork fest but as i was taking it i made
01:16:32.180
sure to crop out his face because i wasn't sure if he wanted his face out but it has his cat on the
01:16:37.220
shoulder and i feel really bad i don't have a safe photo of him with his cat
01:16:43.780
funny story about that picture yeah i don't i i don't remember who took the picture but that was
01:16:49.860
my favorite public speech i've ever given and it was on the state house steps in concord new hampshire
01:16:55.540
for the uh it was the protect our rights rally it was like the weekend after david hogg's national
01:17:01.620
banned guns rally and this was like an opposite a group of college kids organized a protect our
01:17:06.820
rights rally to support gun rights and they invited me to speak and i forgot about it completely
01:17:11.700
so like the night before i dropped a bunch of acid and my campaign manager shows up in the morning to
01:17:17.780
pick me up and he's like i'm like hey what are you doing here he's like you're giving a speech in
01:17:21.780
concord i'm like when he's like 20 minutes i'm like fuck up he's like you bet i'm like you better start
01:17:29.380
driving and we get up there i had nothing prepared they hand me a sign like a second amendment sign
01:17:35.380
and i just looked at it i opened by ripping up the sign and then i gave a rant about how
01:17:39.060
uh the constitution is meaningless and just gave like i gave i gave a spooner rant at a
01:17:44.580
fucking republican crowd and i did a mic drop at the end and it was just dead silence people like
01:17:50.260
what the fuck and like one and like one person wait the back of the crowd starts screaming and
01:17:56.340
clapping i'm like i went i'm good dude that was the best about the constitution day was whatever
01:18:03.140
how many days ago and just like just posting spooner quotes all over like all over twitter
01:18:08.740
that day i just love doing it like i was like i was on um i could not get anybody to uh interact with
01:18:15.140
me in um crowder steven crowder's like he did one about the constitution i was just putting spooner
01:18:21.860
quotes up but i couldn't get anybody to react i was like damn it these people like they just don't
01:18:26.820
they don't want to hear it at all they don't want to hear that uh the constitution literally is worthless
01:18:33.140
either by you know in reality or just in the the making of it so yeah the conservatives will definitely
01:18:40.740
freak out about it next up i thought you said it didn't apply to men
01:18:52.820
not that funny man cheers to you funny man oh man and finally yeah
01:19:01.060
mac guys this game like i was too nice yeah you were too nice you didn't get enough people on the
01:19:10.260
line you didn't get a picture who was the one that you were like um going after for being like you've
01:19:16.500
had a multiple i guess masha of like on twitter going after yeah also the whole uh what was it the
01:19:22.100
red lipstick thing too you said anybody that raves red lipstick no that was tappy yeah that was tappy
01:19:27.620
sorry yeah that's okay yeah the other kind of twitter sort of like you know girls with curly hair
01:19:34.260
that go batshit occasionally yeah you you and tappy are just fucking the two cunts of twitter going
01:19:41.460
off on you know fat people and yeah sorry i forgot it's just a miserable cunt
01:19:51.540
well i'm friends with her so i will uh i will i will i'll say that she's a cunt to many
01:19:57.460
people on twitter well tell her she should go get a new set of fucking batteries for a vibrator
01:20:01.860
instead of trying to fucking cancel people who don't like her
01:20:07.140
she she has a husband as far as i know they're right
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god damn it jesus christ man what good is their fucking husband if she has to go onto twitter and
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fucking harass people for no reason to get her rock
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so so look i i will say this twitter has been great for my relationship because because like i
01:20:28.100
don't text ted the that i would agree on twitter whereas before i would just text him like everything
01:20:36.340
that you see used to be texted to ted now it gets nicely filtered down to the internet and and when ted
01:20:44.660
says you're like hello it's good to see you how's your day oh man right like like all of my re is
01:20:54.660
you know like spent on other people and other people have to listen to my re or choose to listen to
01:21:00.820
very well speaking of re do we have time for our uh one other game we've been we've been these are
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pretty quick yeah i have you got seven minutes yeah okay so this is okay so we were gonna we
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wanted to play some spike he said no which i mean honestly understandably i mean i get it like
01:21:22.420
anybody that's just like oh what a pussy it's like this dude isn't gonna play
01:21:27.220
where we say nazi quotes to basically a jew and they're gonna sell but oh whatever but so we did
01:21:35.620
want to play this the original we we called it zyklon or uh zion or zyklon zyklon but the original
01:21:43.860
name was kiker reich and that's what we came up with um and so this is either going to be jewish the
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the israel talking about the palestinians correct or nazis talking about the jews
01:21:56.980
and you have a real time jew playing it that is correct a real jew playing it all right number one
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beat them up not once but repeatedly beat them up so it hurts so badly until it's unbearable
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that's definitely kike that's 100 that's a jewish personality that's that might be ben shapiro
01:22:16.500
i would go with kike too i would go with reich but i feel like i'm gonna be wrong
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by the also one elevate uh dicky off the cat day's profile picture actually does look like him
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bearded so that's um which i can't even grow a beard so that's bullshit the answer to this one
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by the way is kike it is benjamin netanyahu oh wow so see it's my kike you know sympathies that have
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talking about the palestinians uh next up i am happy to be a fascist
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yeah because i don't i don't think the nazis did the nazis ever
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know as fascist i don't think they ever like italians did the ital yeah
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mussolini was the only one who called himself a fascist
01:23:09.140
yeah so that's definitely like it's gonna i mean
01:23:13.540
i was like i was like guessing who the jewish person is that said this ben shapiro yeah i mean
01:23:19.140
bitch spirit was one that'd be really funny if you said i am a fascist
01:23:24.500
oh i'm trying to think who's another one jerry seinfeld jerry seinfeld said i'm a fascist
01:23:30.500
well unfortunately i went with all israelis for uh for the kike uh oh i forgot this is
01:23:36.260
i forgot this is actually israelis yeah you're right yeah talking about the palestinians i could
01:23:40.260
have gone maybe i should have gone with yeah like just zionists in general but uh you got did you guys
01:23:45.620
all say kike on this one yeah this is definitely yeah that is correct it is uh miri regev who was
01:24:01.140
okay what was the full quote though so don't like what was that that was literally it i don't
01:24:06.900
know the context of it i can look if you want maybe later because i want to see what the minister
01:24:13.860
of culture said i'm a fascist i don't actually yeah i don't actually have it here but uh the next one
01:24:19.460
i got is the more we do to you the less you seem to believe we are doing it okay i might go right here
01:24:28.340
you've done two kikes in a row so that i might go right yeah i might go right it sounds like a lot of like
01:24:33.300
like regeneration getting into my mind here uh reich is correct on this one it is joseph
01:24:41.060
mangala damn dude it's great joseph he was no that's joseph goebbels that's goebbels
01:24:49.300
i looked up the context on that one for you uh he was responding so he said i'm happy to be a
01:24:55.220
fascist in response it's a woman by the way to uh well sure whatever in response to israeli housing
01:25:01.940
minister ariel atias during a panel saying preventing the spread of palestinian citizens
01:25:07.460
is a national duty holy shit jesus god damn oh my god how much money do they give these people a year
01:25:16.900
like billions of dollars for them to fucking god damn it and what's crazy is like you ask any like
01:25:25.300
conservative they're just like well yeah i mean the palestinians are basically all well they're that
01:25:30.180
yeah israel's our greatest ally and like they're just defending themselves from these palestinians
01:25:34.340
like they're just all you know these these are basically terrorists trying to come into israel
01:25:38.820
all the time and they have to defend themselves from these basically children yeah
01:25:45.140
did you see this thing about the uh israeli port authority seizing shipment meant for palestine
01:25:51.860
as part of their thing and like their whole thing is they're supposed to stop weapons from
01:25:54.740
getting in they seized a container full of chocolate that's oh my god it wasn't kosher
01:26:01.860
so like it wasn't kosher chocolate so there it is like this is this is basically a weapon inside of
01:26:12.580
all right anyway we we had yeah that last one was mangala uh the more we do to you the less you
01:26:17.140
seem to believe we're doing it next we have on the whole it can be said that about 60 of them will
01:26:22.900
have to be liquidated right right i like right i want no i'm gonna say i'm gonna say i want to find
01:26:42.580
we'll get banned from uh from youtube uh the answer to this one was reich unfortunately
01:26:54.260
it was go balls yeah wait only 60 so they're saying
01:27:01.860
that's labor yeah man there were 10 million total you don't know that that's true i mean it seems a
01:27:09.060
little bit high but next we must defend ourselves against the wild beasts
01:27:18.100
that's like yeah yeah that's definitely because that's that i mean
01:27:22.740
honestly that could be said by any israeli person like i believe that about mexicans yeah he did
01:27:30.100
no i i think he said that i don't know something about that they're not sending their best they're
01:27:37.460
bringing drugs yeah they're really crime they're rapists and some i assume refined people
01:27:44.420
oh no what he said about ms-13 he called them uh monsters or something like that yeah or he did
01:27:50.180
something but yeah it was something like that ms-13 gang members or i believe joe biden would say
01:27:54.580
that about unvaccinated people probably dude that's that's another one yeah one of the points
01:27:59.780
that we made uh with spike even we didn't play this game yeah you could be saying yeah these could be
01:28:04.740
us politicians saying these things about the unvaccinated uh in this case uh we must start
01:28:09.860
defending ourselves against the wild beasts uh kike is correct this is another one from benjamin netanyahu
01:28:17.780
by the way that guy's out isn't he he's not the prime minister anymore is he
01:28:20.740
i think he's still there isn't he yeah no he was last summer you don't remember the
01:28:26.020
fucking news from last summer like it broke it and it was the craziest news story in the history of
01:28:32.580
fucking ever and nobody fucking covered it it was like third page news and everybody glossed over it
01:28:38.180
it was like an alien federation had contacted earth and that donald trump and benjamin netanyahu
01:28:45.220
were the emissaries negotiating with the aliens and i was like and like this was in like the new
01:28:50.900
york post and like people and like nasa was confirming it and people were like just glossing
01:28:56.500
over it i'm like can we fucking talk about that like like even if it's satire how are those the two
01:29:02.740
people were letting represent humanity we can't let any of these people represent humanity the next
01:29:09.380
one that i have here is if they don't stop after we kill 100 then we must kill a thousand
01:29:14.900
and if they do not stop after 1 000 then we must kill 10 000 and if they still don't stop we must
01:29:20.180
kill a hundred thousand even a million whatever it takes to make them stop right there's a million
01:29:26.260
palestinians left yeah that's definitely like i think they're i think they're if you take into account
01:29:31.620
palestine uh like the gaza strip and i think the ones that are like in like actually in israel i think
01:29:37.780
it's like six million all right it might be i that one's hard because like it it feels like
01:29:44.820
like the nazis would i'm not joking by the way i'm going cake i'm going cake i think i'll go right
01:29:52.260
here just because i i i can't as much as they do say crazy there's no way they're just talking
01:29:58.420
blatantly about killing a million like just slaughtering them i i know no i i think they
01:30:05.300
would like it's the swordfish quote like you you fucking bomb a school i nuke a city um oh yeah
01:30:11.380
is justin yeah i remember that yeah it's justin the uh the only one that's uh that's on kike here
01:30:17.140
yeah i'm gonna go right yeah i went right too kike is correct this is like damn it this is like i
01:30:23.940
don't think the germans never needed any excuse like the israelis are putting up a pretense of
01:30:28.180
self-defense against the palestinians the germans are like no they're evil we're exterminating them
01:30:33.700
yeah there wasn't like we don't we don't we don't have to give an excuse like we just think
01:30:38.020
they're bad so like they think they're all the problems so we're just gonna we're not defending
01:30:42.420
our who said that uh this was rabbi mordecai eliah who chief rabbi of israel of course it's a
01:30:50.500
fucking rabbi in like the 90s or something yes he was actually talking about um only about
01:30:57.780
uncircumcised penises he was just like we have to get rid of if it's not 10 000 we gotta get a
01:31:02.900
hundred thousand we gotta get rid of these that's that many four skins that's right and the last one
01:31:11.700
i got here is should i not also have the right to eliminate millions of an inferior race that
01:31:17.860
multiplies like vermin reich that's right yeah i mean they just i mean i had to get it in here that
01:31:26.580
is hitler yeah cheers to hitler they have to by the way it was really funny i was watching old
01:31:34.580
vines today i don't know if anybody if y'all do that but it is like a thing that i do on around
01:31:39.860
a yearly basis just go back and look at old vines and there was someone that had a vine that was just
01:31:44.740
like um i wonder why no one's done the reverse stab yet and you just see him go
01:31:48.580
that's hilarious oh my god oh man i miss vine tick tock is less good vine it really is like
01:32:05.220
vine was on a different level man dude there are there are there are men in our generation that will
01:32:12.340
have written on their tombstones i did it for the vine
01:32:19.140
was vine not chinese no i don't think it was i find up bought by facebook and then like facebook
01:32:26.100
took their code and integrated it into the platform and killed vine yeah and basically
01:32:30.580
they were just like vine doesn't make money and then now like tick tock like makes billions
01:32:34.340
billions the same thing yeah they were like we can't they're like we can't figure out how to
01:32:41.380
monetize this we have no clue so just get rid of it and like whatever what was also funny i've heard
01:32:48.340
comedians talk about how um they'll get so the whenever vine people left like they some of them
01:32:55.460
were pretty funny so they thought they'd become stand-up comedians and they're they have all the time
01:33:00.420
they're like oh who's that guy and he was like oh that's the the vine guy like he's doing comedy
01:33:04.740
is any good and they're like no he's not good at all i think the only one that's still a thing is
01:33:10.260
like like jake and logan paul got their start on vine and fucking yesterday and matt cutshaw got his
01:33:16.740
start on vine and now he has a huge youtube channel but like no a lot of them did switch a good one yeah
01:33:21.620
like uh one i like is uh drew good and so this could be let's just i really like i won't give a
01:33:26.100
yeah oh yeah fat dave's talking about obscure comics again no but like no no this is a youtube
01:33:32.260
channel it's okay that was literally that was literally like the death of vine was like facebook
01:33:36.820
bought vine and what a lot of people don't remember is the same week that vine shut down and stopped
01:33:42.420
supporting the app instagram stories launched oh that's right damn it and plus that was the whole
01:33:50.340
thing with snap it's crazy when you start looking at all the stuff that facebook and like has done
01:33:54.980
because when they bought instagram and then yeah whatever all right man well yeah anyway that
01:34:02.180
that was kiker right we're gonna try to play that with spike but we played it with our uh russian jew
01:34:06.980
here instead of the jewess and hopefully that was fun i played it terribly but i had a fun time and
01:34:13.540
i love the concept of a kiker right game so i hope you guys keep playing it yeah and yeah i might be
01:34:19.140
able to scrounge up some more quotes but it's kind of hard these are the best ones that i found roth birdie
01:34:23.620
you want to give your plugs because you have a heart out here i am at roth birdie on twitter
01:34:34.260
don't be afraid do you wear a mask outside of in boston no i i might wear this but uh yeah oh you're
01:34:43.700
supposed to do that the whole fucking time i know boston's a small city like how often do you run into
01:34:49.620
marina i ran into marina last time on the train that's the thing and i don't know last night of
01:34:56.660
the train yeah um so and if you live in massachusetts and lp massachusetts is embarrassing
01:35:04.580
join the massachusetts misas caucus and join us for the masochism and the laws hell yeah all right
01:35:10.580
ruthless uh cosmopolitan here yes yes join your fellow ruthless cosmopolitans in improving
01:35:19.380
ruthless cosmopolitan feet justin plug your shit uh you can follow me my channel on youtube
01:35:25.860
o'donnell for liberty follow me on twitter at o'donnell for nh that's a holdover from when
01:35:30.020
i ran from office and still believed in politics um i'm not going to change it because i have a blue
01:35:34.580
check mark which is how you get nikki minaj on yeah no i am actively trying to manipulate my
01:35:42.020
blue check mark privilege to get nikki minaj on tower power um it's because that would be the
01:35:47.140
greatest thing in the world but she keeps getting suspended from twitter so it's it's pretty crazy
01:35:54.660
that that whole i wish we had time to talk about the whole saga maybe we can next time but like
01:35:58.660
yeah i was like holy shit like we actually have like one person this huge person and like reading
01:36:06.180
the comments was insane seeing her get kicked off of twitter for a bit for misinformation
01:36:12.740
dude it was crazy to watch a celebrity get red-pilled in real time because like she started
01:36:20.740
tweeting like pro vaccine shit and like 18 hours later was like and the fda vaxxers are bad
01:36:28.660
terrible like in real time it had the progression it was incredible it's yeah all right it was like
01:36:37.700
that's true five dollars for masha thank you chris oh thank you this is so nice i this is way too nice
01:36:47.300
i'm you know suspicious now thank you all right uh follow me in fat dave as well uh thanks for coming
01:36:54.900
on guys of course yeah thank you for having us so we were supposed to so by the way if you if
01:37:00.100
we were kind of hyping up like about lord visconte we try to get him on and we confirmed with him
01:37:05.620
weeks ago and he never he was just he goes to this i don't think i think he may be off twitter
01:37:09.940
the last tweet he had was like literally months ago yeah he hasn't responded to us yeah i don't
01:37:13.780
know unfortunately you want to talk to him yeah it would be really fun and i had some people like
01:37:18.580
kind of bummed out about it but it's like but we're coming back on wednesday no thursday we have
01:37:23.540
josh denny um and then next week i know me and toad are on uh janky's podcast the yeah yeah the
01:37:33.220
libertarian podcast review yeah libertarian podcast review podcast exactly are you gonna talk about how
01:37:39.860
much you hate people that hate podcasts yes yeah and artistic and beautiful i i bet it's gonna be
01:37:46.980
the anti-anti-podcast all right oh yeah now i'll point out to masha yeah i know everybody's loving
01:37:53.940
everybody loves masha yeah she's not hateable all right but but why all right thanks everybody
01:38:01.700
thanks you guys for coming on i love you guys too thank you for having us we love you all peace out