Tower Gang - Ep 53 - Hole-o-Cost w⧸ Eric Jackman

00:00:00.520 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.040 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.720 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:07.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.500 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.760 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:14.280 Now.

00:00:16.120 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this,

00:00:19.160 and she needs to account for it. 0.97

00:00:20.840 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.840 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.980 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.000 What? 1.00

00:00:30.540 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.120 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.560 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.660 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:37.800 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.420 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.220 Free! 1.00

00:00:42.100 Free!

00:00:46.040 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:47.540 Oh, sorry.

00:00:48.180 No, it's my turn.

00:00:48.760 Reed was going to do this.

00:00:50.140 You guys didn't tell me.

00:00:51.700 Maybe if you were to stop playing video games, 0.99

00:00:53.100 you were in the fucking group chat once. 0.99

00:00:54.560 Yeah, you would have fucking paid attention. 1.00

00:00:56.500 Anyways, welcome, bigots, extremists, and fellow retards 1.00

00:01:00.580 to the 53rd episode of Tower Power Hour. 0.98

00:01:04.920 As usual, we've got the fattest men, you know, Fat Dave.

00:01:08.060 How are you doing tonight, Dave?

00:01:09.260 Doing great, man.

00:01:10.080 Doing great.

00:01:10.960 We've got Donald Trump and Ted Kaczynski's campaign manager

00:01:15.200 in the upper left-hand corner.

00:01:16.580 Toad, how's it going tonight?

00:01:18.520 It's going all right.

00:01:19.480 Uncle Ted, baby.

00:01:20.440 Let's do it.

00:01:20.980 We've got Clint, and due to his doxing a couple months ago

00:01:25.920 or whatever, we realized his last name is not Russell.

00:01:29.100 It's actually From Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:31.400 So we've got Clint From Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:33.200 How are you doing tonight, man?

00:01:34.500 It's embarrassing, but people had to figure it out eventually. 0.99

00:01:38.620 And we've got everybody's favorite shit poster, 0.99

00:01:41.340 everybody's favorite. 0.99

00:01:42.500 Well, actually, I don't know.

00:01:43.320 You and Top Lobster are kind of in competition right now

00:01:47.060 for, you know, Top, Hysteria, and Sewer.

00:01:50.380 But we've got Jose Callison.

00:01:51.680 How are we doing tonight, Jose?

00:01:52.680 I'm doing good.

00:01:53.240 I'm besmirching the good name of the Mises Caucus 1.00

00:01:55.980 by not even being in it.

00:01:57.460 Not even being in it.

00:01:59.440 Most misogynist person on Twitter. 1.00

00:02:02.880 And the funny thing is, Top ran all that shit. 1.00

00:02:04.920 I don't even know if Top is a member. 1.00

00:02:07.100 He's been on the fence for, like, ever.

00:02:08.960 I think Fat Dave, Toad, and I are the only

00:02:11.920 actually Mises Caucus members.

00:02:14.000 And we didn't really do much.

00:02:15.120 And everybody was, they were dog-palling on Reed.

00:02:18.200 And Reed was like, I didn't do anything.

00:02:20.580 I only retweeted everything.

00:02:22.660 Yeah, exactly.

00:02:23.740 And we've got the person you're all here to see.

00:02:27.620 Straight from California, we have got Caitlyn Jenner 0.91

00:02:30.680 on the line.

00:02:31.240 How are we doing tonight, Caitlyn?

00:02:33.180 I'm feeling incredible, Reed.

00:02:34.840 Thank you so much for having me on.

00:02:36.580 I just ran over 15 homeless people who are my DoorDash guys.

00:02:40.840 I said, what are you doing here?

00:02:42.520 My food's cold.

00:02:43.500 So I got my SUV and ran the little prick over. 1.00

00:02:46.440 Surprise!

00:02:49.320 Surprise!

00:02:50.520 It's funny because I actually, I was, I saw YouTube came up

00:02:54.280 and I recommended, it was like a YouTube video.

00:02:55.880 And it was like the Olympic record that'll never be broken.

00:02:58.840 And it was something about the javelin.

00:03:00.280 But in it, they showed a video because they like changed

00:03:03.220 the javelin weights back in like the 80s or something like that.

00:03:05.660 And it was Bruce Jenner was telling, was like explaining it. 1.00

00:03:08.960 And I was like, ah, look, it's like, it's a fucking man. 0.99

00:03:12.120 And it always has been and always will be. 1.00

00:03:15.260 That's a man, baby. 1.00

00:03:16.760 Oh, no, Caitlyn's the fucking man, dude. 0.99

00:03:18.360 We'll always love Caitlyn and what she did in the Olympics there. 0.99

00:03:20.920 And she really, she got her foreign policy chops going up against the

00:03:23.940 Russians there in the 76 Olympics.

00:03:25.900 And said, if I can figure out how those Ruskies throw the javelin, 0.97

00:03:29.540 then I can probably get the nuclear code.

00:03:33.440 Jessica says, Toad Kaczynski, thanks for the money.

00:03:36.600 As always, we're trying to be able to afford one atom part of the problem.

00:03:40.740 And we're getting there.

00:03:41.760 So.

00:03:43.060 And by the way, Caitlyn Jenner looked and sounded like that before getting vaxxed.

00:03:47.760 So.

00:03:48.520 Yeah.

00:03:49.120 How based would it be, though, if Caitlyn had converted prior to winning

00:03:52.720 the gold medals, competing with the men?

00:03:54.960 Woo.

00:03:55.460 That would be legendary.

00:03:56.460 Yeah.

00:03:56.600 Well, I think it would have been the opposite of, like, you know, a guy 0.99

00:04:00.140 beating a bunch of girls by, like, 45 seconds.

00:04:02.720 A girl actually beats a bunch of dudes. 1.00

00:04:04.740 It would have been, like, groundbreaking shit. 0.99

00:04:05.540 Well, when it comes to beating up women, we have to go to Jose for his feedback. 0.99

00:04:09.040 So, please.

00:04:10.080 I mean, I. 1.00

00:04:11.320 Fuck, I had a good. 1.00

00:04:12.200 Well, I wonder. 1.00

00:04:13.480 All right.

00:04:13.900 I finally had what I was going to say. 0.99

00:04:15.300 Fucking. 0.99

00:04:16.100 I wonder now, you know, like with Caitlyn Jenner, it was Bruce. 1.00

00:04:19.160 He fucked up, became Caitlyn. 0.98

00:04:20.560 Are we going to see a return of Ashley Shade back to the dude? 1.00

00:04:24.120 Or is that what we have to say?

00:04:25.600 Is that who we have?

00:04:26.600 Or is that who we have as our guest tonight?

00:04:31.420 Jose, baby, I'll be whatever you want me to be, okay?

00:04:35.220 Go to my OnlyFans and get some of my high heels and lingerie.

00:04:39.320 I love those Hispanic boys.

00:04:41.140 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:04:43.520 That'll only really make sense for the deep Libertarian Party nerds that follow up.

00:04:47.240 Yeah, I was going to say, Eric is lucky enough to not, like, actually know anything about Libertarian drama.

00:04:52.000 He just, like, sees it and goes the other way.

00:04:54.120 He's like, ooh, yeah, I'm scared.

00:04:55.180 Well, he does the right thing.

00:04:56.600 Why don't you bring up a pitcher just to show him?

00:04:58.560 Just because that joke hits so much better when you see the pitcher.

00:05:01.420 By the way, I do want to give you props.

00:05:02.880 I know it's a little bit of a fat joke, but you have been working out, and I'm proud of you.

00:05:05.920 And keep it up.

00:05:07.080 Oh, thank you, Galison. 1.00

00:05:08.780 Yeah, I was saying to Toad before we started here, I'm just tired of being a fat fuck. 0.99

00:05:12.300 And, you know, it's the craziest thing, as Don will tell you, the better in shape you are, because I'm in very good shape. 0.99

00:05:18.240 I'm always the best physically fit president we ever had.

00:05:21.540 The more women that will want to sleep with you, it's unbelievable. 1.00

00:05:24.800 Or as Mike Tyson would say, the more females that can want to fornicate with you, the better in shape you are. 1.00

00:05:28.720 So you don't have to run after him, bring him in the bathroom, perform fellatio on him like I did. 0.99

00:05:34.600 But, yeah, thanks, Jose, man. 0.90

00:05:37.440 I've been hitting the gym twice a week since June of last year with a trainer, my friend Megan.

00:05:42.260 And I feel really good.

00:05:43.680 And I am doing the carnivore diet this month in January, and I might do it beyond this month, too, because 19 days in, I feel amazing.

00:05:51.720 And as Clint can attest to, the last time I saw Clint, I was pretty inebriated for the Four Horsemen.

00:05:57.960 I was crying about the magic bullet coming through my apartment from my retard neighbor who fired into my apartment. 1.00

00:06:04.600 But I'm off booze for six months, too.

00:06:07.300 So, yeah, fitness is my focus for 2022.

00:06:10.700 Now, are you afraid, though, that if you get fit, you're looking good, that you're not going to be funny anymore?

00:06:16.160 Is that a worry? 1.00

00:06:18.240 I hope I'm an unfunny guy who's swimming in pussy. 1.00

00:06:21.100 That's all I can say. 1.00

00:06:23.220 That would be my only hope.

00:06:25.260 No, I think I could still be pretty funny.

00:06:27.060 Of course.

00:06:29.380 It's such a weird thing that comics have with that.

00:06:31.660 We're like, no, if I got in shape.

00:06:32.980 No, dude, you develop the personality while you were fat.

00:06:35.340 You don't lose it once you get skinned.

00:06:36.900 Well, this is why Fat Dave is actually funnier than Dave Smith. 0.66

00:06:40.720 He's funnier than the little one because he's fat. 1.00

00:06:42.720 I mean, if it makes it your stick, yeah, you're fucked. 1.00

00:06:45.160 But if it's not your stick, then you're fucked. 1.00

00:06:47.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:47.760 Well, I like when I do drop some weight and I do a Trump gig, I like to go, you know, or, well, no, I fucked that up. 0.98

00:06:53.940 When I do a Trump gig, because a lot of times I'm heavier than Trump or heavier looking, I go, I know you're all thinking I've packed on a few pounds, but I've been hanging out with that fat fuck Chris Christie a lot, okay? 0.99

00:07:03.620 He eats a lot of Crisco and a lot of Dunkin' Donuts. 0.99

00:07:06.220 We can't go past a 7-Eleven or a Five Guys without him saying, Donald, stop the jet.

00:07:09.880 Stop the jet.

00:07:11.220 You can do the same bit, but you just have to say, you say, I used to hang out with Chris Christie, but now I lost the weight.

00:07:16.540 And then you just run with the same bit.

00:07:17.600 Yeah, but I saw a video of you, Alex Jones, when you were really young and you were good looking.

00:07:21.860 So, like, what happened over the years?

00:07:23.580 I was a cougar slayer down there in Austin.

00:07:25.600 There wasn't one cougar down there in the pinball machine in the RKs down there that I didn't bang or the bowling alleys in footwars.com.

00:07:31.640 I was a stud.

00:07:32.760 I used to hit the gym. 0.99

00:07:33.540 I used to have the nascent iodine with the silver and the anti-New World Order dick pills, and it made me hard and strong as an ox. 0.91

00:07:39.840 But, yeah, Emmerich, he was a snack when he was younger, Alex Jones. 0.99

00:07:43.200 Those old videos of him, man, he was a fucking Bohemian Grove Pop-Tart. 0.99

00:07:48.020 You know? 0.99

00:07:49.840 I guess that makes him for a good lead-in.

00:07:51.820 I watched the most recent Legion of Skanks, and it's funny they didn't even ever actually conclude it, but they went in this whole shtick through the episode of, like, who's the most manly?

00:08:00.120 And so I just think it'd be fun to try to figure out amongst us, I mean, we'll include Eric, too, who's the most manly? 0.95

00:08:05.460 And you've got to kind of evaluate from different aspects of masculinity, like whether it's being honest, brave, strong, you know, knowing how to fix shit, stuff like that. 0.68

00:08:13.960 I just say Jose wins on honesty, like, just no doubt, like, to a fault. 0.77

00:08:19.360 It's just like, Jesus Christ, dude. 0.99

00:08:21.100 The funny thing is people give me shit, because I've said before I'm an egoist, and the whole concept of egoism is, like, one of the things you don't give a shit about lying. 0.99

00:08:26.820 And I don't give a shit about lying, but I do think it's generally better to be honest, because it fucks you over if you're not. 0.99

00:08:32.660 So it's not that I have any moral qualms of lying. 0.98

00:08:34.600 It's just I just don't see it making sense, usually.

00:08:36.960 And it's more fun to be brutally honest.

00:08:39.320 One of the only, like, coherent and good things that Gary Johnson said to me when I worked on his campaign here in New Hampshire was,

00:08:44.840 nobody is intelligent enough to be a perfect liar, to remember the lies.

00:08:49.680 So it's just always good to tell the truth, you know?

00:08:54.900 So that's – I think Reed knows how to do everything.

00:08:58.380 He's a manly man.

00:08:59.240 He's in that truck doing hours around our country.

00:09:02.120 I was about to say, in Legion of Skanks, basically the whole time we're like, Dave, you can just sit out.

00:09:05.320 You obviously win this one, because among the three of them, he clearly wins.

00:09:09.440 I mean –

00:09:09.620 No, no, no, no.

00:09:10.160 They sit on certain topics.

00:09:12.120 It was only on –

00:09:12.780 Well, yeah, but in the story of, like, you know, man stuff.

00:09:16.360 I mean, don't get me wrong.

00:09:17.240 Like, Lewis and Jay haven't beaten, like, physical type manly attributes.

00:09:22.520 But aside from that, let's be real.

00:09:23.300 I mean, just going off straight up beard, Reed's going to destroy us all.

00:09:26.420 If we were just like –

00:09:27.660 With Clint, man. 0.99

00:09:30.340 Clint, you're like a dad that has all his fucking finances in order. 0.99

00:09:33.340 Like, you've got all the investments properly lined up. 0.99

00:09:35.440 You've got that 401K. 0.98

00:09:36.440 It's fucking juiced, okay? 0.99

00:09:37.440 You never cashed it in and went to Cabo for a weekend and bought Blow and did donkey shows. 0.99

00:09:42.180 You didn't cash in the 401K.

00:09:44.280 You kept it steady.

00:09:44.960 I also have a perfect credit score, which is very dad-like behavior.

00:09:47.640 But I don't have kids, so that kind of cancels me out from that category.

00:09:51.300 I don't know.

00:09:51.520 I'm just picking that vibe out of the six of us. 1.00

00:09:53.240 You're probably – you know, you're really good with – you've got that shit dialed in. 0.99

00:09:56.120 Well, the only one with kids here is actually a soy boy. 1.00

00:09:58.840 At least that's what I heard you say.

00:10:00.780 I know.

00:10:01.340 I keep – I really wish that comment I made made more steam because I loved it so much.

00:10:05.820 I got so much joy of it.

00:10:06.760 I might have to bring it up later.

00:10:07.800 But the point is, again, with the Dave thing, I feel like with Reed, you can easily have him sit out because he wins this one. 0.99

00:10:11.700 And, like, that motherfucker could just, like – I feel like when shit gets real rough, say it goes full boog or Civil War or where the fuck, I feel like Reed will just disappear into the woods and, like, you'll see him a decade later. 0.99

00:10:23.580 He'll look the exact same. 1.00

00:10:24.860 Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

00:10:25.980 He'll look the exact same. 1.00

00:10:27.580 And he'll have, like, little fucking children he's raised in the wilderness. 0.99

00:10:31.820 Yeah, but Clint, the thing is I'd be wearing the same shirt ten years from now, but I'd be doing that anyways. 0.99

00:10:37.700 And so, like, who cares?

00:10:38.840 And we could still get it 30% off Top Lobster, you know?

00:10:41.980 That's January 6th.

00:10:43.500 Also, Reed would –

00:10:44.280 He was just in the forest for ten years and he just wandered into – and he's like, what is this, live streaming?

00:10:49.520 Like, this is new technology.

00:10:51.500 Reed would figure out how to make drywall, just put his fake wife through it. 1.00

00:10:55.100 Oh, my God.

00:10:57.820 He'd be in the woods just somehow putting together, like, wooden drywall.

00:11:02.020 Just like, honey, I made one.

00:11:03.200 No, no, no.

00:11:03.900 I would – see, I would be the one standing by not stopping the other person from doing it.

00:11:08.160 That's what I got accused of.

00:11:10.180 Yeah, that's true.

00:11:10.560 I –

00:11:11.200 It's not a nerd –

00:11:12.640 Nerg. 1.00

00:11:13.540 Nick said – 1.00

00:11:15.200 This fucking big nerd's Trump. 1.00

00:11:18.020 Nick said, the Getter CEO of Jason Miller's on Tim Pool tonight is struggling defending that's a free speech platform. 1.00

00:11:22.720 It's really pathetic yet hilarious.

00:11:24.180 I do want to say that's 100% true.

00:11:26.120 I saw on Getter for the – I don't really even use it at all much anymore, but I thought it was funny.

00:11:29.700 Like, I don't know if – actually, it might have been Twitter.

00:11:31.820 Someone said, like, hey, you can't say nigger on there.

00:11:35.380 It's not a free speech platform.

00:11:37.240 And then one of their spokespeople was like, that's not free speech.

00:11:40.240 And it's like, yes, it is.

00:11:41.900 Yes, it is.

00:11:42.540 But I get – it's perfectly – I feel like it's perfectly reasonable to have a platform that you're like, hey, you just can't say nigger here.

00:11:50.340 I feel like it's a fair request. 0.99

00:11:52.440 It's all the other shit that's the issue. 0.98

00:11:54.140 I'm like, okay. 0.99

00:11:55.120 Like, I like to push the batteries, but I understand it.

00:11:56.700 It would be great if the lines were actually, like, permanently drawn or evenly applied, but they're just simply not.

00:12:02.720 That's the main – that's my main critique.

00:12:04.380 Like, if Twitter had came out, like, at inception and said, you can't tweet anything about vaccines, I'd be like, okay.

00:12:11.740 You know, I can understand.

00:12:12.860 But no, no, no.

00:12:13.480 It's just misinformation. 0.99

00:12:14.980 There's, like, nebulous, completely moving target, especially when it comes to this fucking medical bullshit because we've all been trying to evaluate. 1.00

00:12:23.500 It's like, motherfucker, I put citations. 1.00

00:12:24.200 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:12:25.820 And, I mean, that's what's happened is you've seen actual –

00:12:28.120 You can get banned off of YouTube for reading off the CDC website.

00:12:31.700 Yes.

00:12:32.760 Exactly.

00:12:33.460 So Twitter's just a bunch of horse paste, as we call it in Minnesota. 1.00

00:12:37.840 It's a bunch of ivermectin horse paste bullshit. 1.00

00:12:41.340 Oh, we're going to be fucked now. 1.00

00:12:43.440 Mixed in with soy. 1.00

00:12:44.680 Soy boy horse paste.

00:12:45.980 If you could be Jesse Ventura, like, if we were dating, which I'm open to, by the way, you could be Jesse Ventura all the time.

00:12:57.420 I'm sorry, Reed.

00:12:58.020 I'm sorry.

00:12:58.400 I mean, it's polyamorous. 0.98

00:12:59.940 But if you could be Jesse Ventura in our relationship, I would fucking – I would, like, love it. 0.98

00:13:04.920 Clint, I'd love to bear back in the Twin Cities while you give me financial advice. 0.98

00:13:10.800 Oh, I love that.

00:13:12.160 Oh, tell me about the bonds.

00:13:13.980 Tell me about 401Ks and blue chips.

00:13:16.640 Oh. 0.99

00:13:18.000 I love that when you do that to my balls, Clint. 1.00

00:13:21.780 My balls have a skullet too, Clint. 1.00

00:13:24.300 You like that? 0.99

00:13:24.780 You can braid it if you like it. 1.00

00:13:26.460 You can braid my balls if you like it. 0.99

00:13:30.780 Clint would definitely refer to you as the body. 1.00

00:13:34.900 Oh, yeah.

00:13:36.100 Oh, definitely, yeah.

00:13:37.320 You can Brazilian wax my body, Clint.

00:13:39.780 So I'm going to show my cards on the manliness contest. 0.99

00:13:46.680 I can't fix fucking anything, dude. 0.99

00:13:48.900 I am so not handy. 0.99

00:13:50.400 It's insane.

00:13:51.380 Like, I can attest to this.

00:13:53.040 I sort of had to witness it with some car problems.

00:13:56.360 Not even my car problems.

00:13:58.260 Like, I had some major car problems.

00:13:59.880 Yeah, your car was totaled.

00:14:01.240 Yeah, your car was gone.

00:14:03.240 He was like, can you fix this for me?

00:14:05.700 And I was like, dude, it's totaled. 1.00

00:14:07.220 And he's like, come on, you pussy. 1.00

00:14:08.700 He's like, I'm going to take your man's car. 1.00

00:14:10.500 That's fucking bullshit. 1.00

00:14:11.920 Reed, you almost had some Heather Mills McCartney fucking leg problems. 1.00

00:14:16.420 Forget about car problems. 1.00

00:14:17.920 You almost turned into my ex-wife, Heather. 1.00

00:14:19.760 We called her Eileen a peg. 0.67

00:14:21.580 Peg leg Heather.

00:14:23.200 Yeah, that was a great case for anarchy, you know, disobeying the law.

00:14:27.280 Because if I'm wearing my seatbelt, probably wouldn't have my left leg anymore.

00:14:29.840 I will say I'm an awful mechanic.

00:14:33.040 Well, I'm a great mechanic, but I'm awful.

00:14:34.440 You're a mechanic, dude.

00:14:35.880 You've been an airplane mechanic for 10 years.

00:14:38.460 But I had a very specific job. 0.99

00:14:40.580 Basically, what I did is I inspected shit. 0.99

00:14:42.720 I could tell you if it was fucked up, and I could make minor repairs. 0.99

00:14:45.480 And so, like, when it comes to, like, actually. 0.99

00:14:46.900 So you're a woman, basically. 1.00

00:14:48.320 You're just like.

00:14:48.760 Yeah.

00:14:50.680 Well, I mean, I'm able to be like, okay, there's a crack in this seam and blow at this station.

00:14:55.160 This is going to require this person to fix it.

00:14:57.060 The most observable thing, a crack.

00:15:01.100 I don't know.

00:15:01.780 It's the first thing that came to mind.

00:15:03.360 You and Fat Dave are the same thing. 0.99

00:15:05.160 Like, you guys can be like, hey, everyone who knows how to do shit, come fix this for me. 0.99

00:15:09.120 I know how it's supposed to work, but I don't know how to do it. 0.99

00:15:11.020 I pointed out the fuck up. 0.98

00:15:12.040 Now you go deal with it. 0.98

00:15:14.080 But, like, I have minor skills. 1.00

00:15:16.860 So, like, I've fucked with my. 0.99

00:15:18.060 I have, like, multiple, like, lawnmowers I've dicked around with. 0.99

00:15:20.260 But, like, once it gets past, like, a very, very surface level point, I get, like. 0.99

00:15:25.540 Well, I can tell you what's fucked up, but I don't know what the fuck to do about it. 0.99

00:15:29.260 Multiple lawnmowers. 1.00

00:15:30.900 You.

00:15:31.260 Because I have a two-acre.

00:15:32.400 See, it lives in Florida. 0.99

00:15:33.640 And then one gets fucked up. 0.99

00:15:34.740 And then you have to have the other one. 0.99

00:15:36.000 And then you've got to, like, then fucking zombify that one to make the other one work. 0.95

00:15:39.360 He actually gets all his wife and kids all and all together. 0.96

00:15:42.820 They just mowing the lawn together.

00:15:44.040 Jose has a great Florida lawnmower called the DeSantis.

00:15:47.360 Because when you mow it, it's like mowing over Palestinian settlements over in Israel. 0.99

00:15:53.020 Oh, is your kids there?

00:15:54.720 I have a push mower, one of those normal riding mowers in a zero turn.

00:15:58.800 But, like, the zero turn's currently not working.

00:16:00.960 I just scrap the battery from that one and put it in the other one. 0.97

00:16:03.380 And, yeah, it's a whole clusterfuck.

00:16:05.040 But as long as I've got one working mower and it's not the push mower, because I'm not doing two acres of the push mower, I'm in business. 0.98

00:16:11.560 That's all I care.

00:16:12.280 So, how do we feel about the ability to build and repair computers? 0.97

00:16:18.700 No one gives a fuck. 1.00

00:16:19.680 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:16:19.920 I'm fine. 1.00

00:16:20.500 That's where I am completely useless.

00:16:22.100 So, yeah, I can build computers, too.

00:16:23.720 I don't even know how to use a computer.

00:16:24.700 But that is not manly.

00:16:25.760 I don't see. 0.99

00:16:27.160 It's not manly, damn. 0.98

00:16:28.920 And I'm just like, I mean, it's not necessarily not manly. 0.99

00:16:33.180 I was going to say, I don't think it's not manly.

00:16:35.160 I think it's quasi-manly.

00:16:37.680 It's not, like, negative manly points. 0.96

00:16:39.320 But it takes intelligence, which women don't have. 1.00

00:16:41.360 Yeah, that's true. 0.68

00:16:42.020 It has to be manly by nature.

00:16:43.280 I've actually never seen a woman actually build a computer. 0.97

00:16:46.640 And I've, like, you know, I've watched a lot of, like, tech videos on YouTube and gone through a lot of, like, subreddits and shit. 0.93

00:16:53.360 Never seen a woman ever post her. 0.96

00:16:55.800 They're just not biologically adapted for that.

00:16:58.020 Well, you know, Caitlin likes to work on cars, but a lot of times they end up having tranny trouble. 0.99

00:17:04.540 Actually, my mom has replaced various computer hardware parts before.

00:17:10.840 I've seen it happen.

00:17:12.780 So, who is that?

00:17:14.880 What is the Christian-hating Zionist doing here?

00:17:17.480 Yeah, so I got accused today of, you know, purposely driving Christians out of the libertarian movement. 0.76

00:17:22.940 And the other thing was, like, calling Republicans racists and that they don't like Hispanics or something.

00:17:30.100 Like, I don't know.

00:17:30.980 Whatever.

00:17:31.600 But we have a new hater that we didn't know existed that came above the surface today.

00:17:36.800 But we bodied him.

00:17:38.020 He's done.

00:17:38.640 He's gone.

00:17:40.560 Yeah.

00:17:41.560 It got pretty brutal. 1.00

00:17:42.960 I don't know when people are going to learn, like, stop fucking with us. 0.98

00:17:45.880 And it's, like, it's not like, it's the same thing with the Dave effect. 0.98

00:17:48.740 Dave always, like, yeah, like, we're a literal gang.

00:17:52.420 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:52.940 The thing is, like, it's don't fuck with us when you're lying about us. 0.99

00:17:56.620 Like, if you don't like us or whatever, like, fine. 1.00

00:17:58.880 Or if you think we're, you know, we're stupid or we're just, you know, assholes or whatever. 1.00

00:18:04.960 Like, fine. 1.00

00:18:05.420 But if you're going to fucking lie about us, like, watch the fuck out. 1.00

00:18:08.780 Like, we're going to fucking kill you. 1.00

00:18:11.040 Dude, I'm so here for this 13 Reasons Why energy. 1.00

00:18:13.640 It's fucking amazing. 0.98

00:18:15.880 I fucking love it. 0.97

00:18:17.840 I thought Ashton wasn't there right now. 0.99

00:18:21.400 The dude fucking called me a soy boy, too. 0.97

00:18:23.620 He was bringing that up earlier. 0.99

00:18:24.840 Let me see if I could. 0.99

00:18:26.020 I kind of want to bring up the fucking. 0.99

00:18:27.680 Well, he did a lot more than call you a soy boy. 0.99

00:18:29.920 That was like. 0.99

00:18:30.380 I think your comment was retarded. 0.99

00:18:31.880 Oh, dude. 0.98

00:18:32.520 I thought it was hilarious.

00:18:33.880 If you especially would take out what he looks like.

00:18:36.940 Let me.

00:18:37.240 Let me.

00:18:37.900 Let me get my two cents in there. 1.00

00:18:39.740 Because I didn't really get involved today.

00:18:41.000 Because I have video games to play, obviously.

00:18:43.540 But we wish that was the case in December, Clint.

00:18:45.880 They had videos to play.

00:18:47.960 Clint is also like drinking a bag of like Cheeto dust or something.

00:18:53.560 Actually, that was almonds.

00:18:54.960 Thank you very much.

00:18:55.760 I'm not.

00:18:55.920 Clint would have been like, what?

00:18:56.940 Someone doxed me?

00:18:57.840 Oh, well.

00:18:58.300 Okay.

00:18:58.720 I'm winning this one.

00:19:00.220 I was going to say he's got like crumbs.

00:19:01.980 He's got to clean out of his pubes or something. 0.99

00:19:03.780 I'm too busy fucking shouting racial slurs in the microphone on Call of Duty. 0.99

00:19:08.940 So I just wanted to say briefly. 0.96

00:19:10.360 Why don't you do it here?

00:19:11.940 I just want to say briefly.

00:19:14.220 If you have a critique of me, at least say my name and bring up the clip of me doing it.

00:19:21.780 That'd be lovely.

00:19:22.380 Or at least link in the description to the entire episode.

00:19:25.600 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:19:25.960 Yeah.

00:19:26.080 The whole clip.

00:19:27.680 You got to be careful.

00:19:28.540 The whole clip.

00:19:29.160 If people would like to actually critique who I've had on as a guest, which is Thaddeus

00:19:33.860 Russell, who's been on everything. 0.99

00:19:36.220 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:19:37.440 Number one, even if he was all the bullshit that you accuse him of, I would still talk 1.00

00:19:41.940 to the guy because I'll talk to anybody. 1.00

00:19:43.380 So fuck you. 1.00

00:19:43.900 Second, I don't think he's what you think he is. 1.00

00:19:47.360 So fuck you again. 1.00

00:19:48.820 And third, I had on, assuming you think all of the negative things about him are accurate. 1.00

00:19:54.100 I also had on Eliza Blue and we contended with his arguments the entire time.

00:19:59.480 So your entire assertion is that we shouldn't have difficult conversations and not going to

00:20:06.560 happen.

00:20:07.100 That's the entire point of these venues is that we get to do things that won't happen

00:20:11.860 on the media.

00:20:12.800 And it's just embarrassing.

00:20:13.900 You're embarrassing yourself.

00:20:15.500 And honestly, I hope you delete your account. 1.00

00:20:17.380 I hope you like vanish from the internet because you're just, you're pathetic. 0.99

00:20:22.880 Did y'all see Drew Hancock actually told someone to delete their account? 0.99

00:20:26.820 He actually did delete their account.

00:20:28.720 That's happened multiple times, actually. 0.92

00:20:30.620 That was so fucking funny. 0.81

00:20:31.660 We got this guy to turn the comments off on the video. 0.97

00:20:35.600 That's how good we did.

00:20:36.480 Like we went in and we were just barraging.

00:20:37.900 But yeah, Clint, this is the second time he's gone after you. 0.99

00:20:40.760 He went after you during the summer over the Thaddeus Russell shit. 0.94

00:20:44.460 And then this guy used to be a friend of mine. 0.98

00:20:47.240 By the way, I don't, I don't care.

00:20:48.420 We're talking about David Spreya, the radical independent. 1.00

00:20:50.680 He's a fucking retard. 1.00

00:20:51.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:51.840 He looks like Binger from the Rittenhouse trial.

00:20:56.300 He's a guy who was a Tulsa supporter and then he went Green Party and then he went Biden

00:21:01.600 and then he went Libertarian and then he went Trump and then he went Libertarian and then

00:21:05.860 Trump again.

00:21:06.540 And then after Trump lost, he went Libertarian and then went Independent and then went Libertarian

00:21:11.020 again.

00:21:11.280 I don't know what's wrong with people that were Tulsi supporters.

00:21:13.660 I'm starting to see a trend line.

00:21:15.840 Excuse me and Eric.

00:21:17.940 Eric and I are an exception.

00:21:19.180 We're okay. 0.98

00:21:19.640 So Reed, you're saying this guy's retarded. 0.95

00:21:22.200 Is that what you're saying? 0.95

00:21:23.680 Yeah.

00:21:23.980 Yeah.

00:21:24.380 Like he's, I don't, I mean, the, he could have watched the entirety of the episode with

00:21:29.800 Clint and he could have just watched the five minute long clip of me and Jose, but

00:21:34.920 instead he has a short attention span.

00:21:37.040 And he watched like 15 seconds of Jose, didn't watch any of Clint except for like a couple

00:21:42.340 like five second clips that Stacy showed him.

00:21:45.440 That's usually how long we already last anyway.

00:21:47.560 So it's just, it's just amazing laziness. 0.99

00:21:53.020 If you're going to drag someone, come with the fucking evidence. 1.00

00:21:56.440 You're just, you're like, he's literally getting force fed from this other lunatic out of context 1.00

00:22:01.500 clips.

00:22:01.820 And then he's just doing 45 minute shows about it. 0.99

00:22:04.940 Like, what do you have a fucking life? 1.00

00:22:07.720 Oh my God. 1.00

00:22:08.440 I think it was only like 15 minutes, which is like even more pathetic that he didn't really 0.99

00:22:11.660 like put the effort of like an actual like episode on whatever the fuck this was. 0.95

00:22:15.760 It was literally just like me and me in the background and just ranting, not even like 0.85

00:22:21.740 saying our names or saying exactly what we did. 0.99

00:22:24.480 Just like, you know, libertarians think it's fine to like beat up women and have sex with 0.99

00:22:28.700 five-year-olds. 1.00

00:22:29.560 And like, it just like went on, it was like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:22:32.420 Dude, it's so lame. 1.00

00:22:33.520 I want a government not to get in the way when I brutally murder them. 0.98

00:22:38.940 It's like when the corporate press takes like, like the worst looking image of somebody that

00:22:43.880 they want to like slander or whatever.

00:22:45.940 And they just throw that up there.

00:22:47.220 It's like, like in that Simpsons when Homer's being accused of sexually harassing the babysitter

00:22:52.020 or whatever.

00:22:52.600 And the guy from rock bottom puts up the one picture of Homer, like looking like as deranged

00:22:57.820 as possible. 0.86

00:22:58.420 It's like a deranged pervert over Simpson.

00:23:01.680 Well, like I said, well, like Clint said, it's like, always put like, at least say our names.

00:23:06.240 And if you want Clint's name, just literally just go back through Stacy's like timeline.

00:23:09.300 You'll find his name.

00:23:10.700 Where you're getting all of this terrible information on me from. 1.00

00:23:13.740 You could have got my fucking name too. 0.97

00:23:15.300 So, uh, yeah, it's, I mean, did he delete the video read? 0.98

00:23:19.300 Uh, yeah, he, we bullied him into deleting one of them.

00:23:21.920 And then apparently, uh, Stacy got kicked off of a network. 1.00

00:23:25.360 She was on for lying about us and he's not going to kick Dave off, but I guess he's making

00:23:30.580 it.

00:23:30.780 He's going to delete the video.

00:23:32.240 So yeah, by the way I do.

00:23:33.960 Okay.

00:23:34.140 I have the comment up and I have to say he, he did bring up like, he would call me a

00:23:37.820 soy boy multiple times.

00:23:38.840 Cause he implied that I was okay with beating women.

00:23:41.140 And this is in the reply video, not the original video.

00:23:43.740 Yeah.

00:23:44.000 That was in the reply.

00:23:44.720 He even doubled down on that being like, Oh, well, maybe he wasn't exactly saying that.

00:23:49.880 Huh?

00:23:50.060 Adam already posted your comment in the, in the chat, which I thought was really fun.

00:23:53.720 Oh yeah.

00:23:54.000 Just click on it.

00:23:54.840 Click on it.

00:23:55.420 So it'll show up.

00:23:56.000 I think it's fair to call you a soy boy because you can only beat up 99% of women. 1.00

00:24:01.660 Okay.

00:24:02.860 Oh, that's not all of it, but I just like, you have to look at this guy and realize he

00:24:06.820 got, actually I do see the dinger thing now, too, but he looks like a middle-aged, like 0.94

00:24:10.480 fatter, more simple version of, of fucking, uh, of dinger. 0.98

00:24:14.860 But you call me a soy boy multiple times. 0.99

00:24:17.500 I mean, I don't think, I don't even think I'm a genius or some Adonis, but I'm just like, 0.98

00:24:22.440 dude, this call me that lacks an insane amount of fucking like self-awareness of who you are. 0.94

00:24:28.060 Like, and so I put the idea that you would call me, your physical and intellectual superior 0.98

00:24:32.920 in near every regard, aside from perhaps my height and Mike Tyson lists and niche nerd

00:24:38.640 stuff like computing power that have different processes or dungeons and dragon stats, a soy

00:24:43.620 boy puts on full display your lack of self-awareness.

00:24:46.440 Also to top it all off, it's over a position of which I do not hold, which you would realize

00:24:50.560 you've had a modicum of intelligence and or honesty.

00:24:52.560 I thought it was great.

00:24:55.680 It was, it's the perfect, uh, mix of bravado and self-deprecation that only Jose can deliver.

00:25:03.500 Yeah.

00:25:03.980 But I, I mean, the thing is like, I don't know why people don't get this, but we're not going

00:25:08.440 to be punching bags.

00:25:09.420 Like if you throw like legit accusations at us for normalizing pedophilia or domestic abuse,

00:25:16.020 like that's a serious claim.

00:25:17.640 And we're not just going to be like, Oh, okay.

00:25:19.560 Yeah.

00:25:19.840 Like, yeah.

00:25:20.300 Okay.

00:25:20.580 Or just ignore like, well, I mean, if you try to ruin us, like accept the reciprocation, 0.97

00:25:25.820 I mean, the thing is like, we've already declared loud and clear that we will beat women. 1.00

00:25:31.960 So you fucking, well, it's the thing that was like, we've gotten big enough to where we're 0.99

00:25:36.120 not punching up anymore. 0.99

00:25:37.100 We're punching down.

00:25:37.740 And that's already like our, like best time is punching down.

00:25:42.420 Fortunately for Jose, he's even no matter how high we get, he's still going to be punching

00:25:46.660 up.

00:25:47.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:47.920 I'll punch all over. 1.00

00:25:50.580 Like a woman with no weapon. 1.00

00:25:55.380 I'll let you do whatever.

00:25:56.520 And that's how I kind of look.

00:25:57.360 That's a good metaphor for the Twitter. 1.00

00:25:59.760 Like if you're just some retard talking shit, I might make fun of you a little bit, but I'm 1.00

00:26:03.220 not going to really do much. 1.00

00:26:04.580 But now if you come out with like legit threats, now like make this equivalent of a woman with 1.00

00:26:08.820 a gun, a woman with a gun. 1.00

00:26:10.200 I will brutally murder if I can. 1.00

00:26:14.100 But now if they don't have anything, they can hit me. 1.00

00:26:16.260 They can do whatever.

00:26:16.920 I might restrain them.

00:26:17.840 That's about it.

00:26:18.880 And so same thing with Twitter. 1.00

00:26:19.780 If you come out with legit shit, we will fuck you. 1.00

00:26:22.260 That's restraining, Clint, basically. 1.00

00:26:23.720 That's, that's, that's under the definition of restraining.

00:26:27.120 By the way, Eric, we're sorry for all the accusations that you are going to receive for

00:26:31.920 just simply being on the show, even though you haven't said anything about this.

00:26:35.040 Hey, I'm, I'm sure all you guys know, I actually, in, in real life, my friendship with Ryan 0.98

00:26:39.520 Dawson cost me some shit. 0.80

00:26:41.040 I had a show canceled back in July because the, the, um, venue that my brother and I were 1.00

00:26:46.660 going to perform Jackman radio live at are such massive fucking cucks, just blue pill, 1.00

00:26:52.740 stupid social justice warrior cuck assholes, um, that they saw, we had Ryan Dawson on and 1.00

00:26:58.980 they're like, Oh, he, he idolizes the Unabomber. 1.00

00:27:02.140 Oh, he had, he had a Confederate flag in one of his videos.

00:27:05.120 We, we have to cancel you guys at our.

00:27:08.220 Oh, wow.

00:27:09.480 Oh my God.

00:27:12.100 Tom came in and stole the soul from Eric.

00:27:14.820 Oh, well, guys.

00:27:20.320 Top Lobster knew we were talking about Ryan Dawson.

00:27:22.760 So he had to come in and like, I came in. 1.00

00:27:24.700 Yeah, no, fuck that. 1.00

00:27:25.800 All right. 1.00

00:27:26.080 This is Top Lobster's show.

00:27:28.980 He designed the poster for that show.

00:27:31.340 So he had to change around the name of the venue.

00:27:32.900 Cause we got booted and canceled from that place.

00:27:35.320 You remember that Lobster, right?

00:27:36.480 And I was, I was just going to make this, this crazy, like long winded defense about 0.99

00:27:40.500 how we never start shit. 0.99

00:27:42.120 This is always defensive. 0.99

00:27:43.300 And yet we keep getting accused of being divisive.

00:27:45.520 And then Top Lobster hops in here and I'm like, wait, now that, that point goes away.

00:27:49.480 Top was borderline offensive, but at the same time I think he was right.

00:27:52.960 I'm like, okay.

00:27:53.940 I don't, I don't know if we can claim that defensive, but you're still right.

00:27:57.620 What did I, what are we talking about here?

00:28:00.800 What did I do wrong?

00:28:01.400 What are we talking about?

00:28:02.000 Well, by the way, Eric, I'm sorry that like, also Dave didn't mention you for getting canceled 0.99

00:28:08.140 whenever he had his debate with the fucking Nazi guy. 0.92

00:28:12.680 So he didn't mention you or Ryan Dawson. 0.99

00:28:14.720 I don't know how you feel about that.

00:28:16.800 He didn't bring me up.

00:28:18.160 I lost your Twitter account.

00:28:19.220 I felt like I was talking about that.

00:28:20.440 I cried that Dave didn't mention me.

00:28:22.380 No, I actually didn't realize that.

00:28:23.600 Thanks.

00:28:23.760 Thanks for letting me know.

00:28:24.640 I feel, I feel seen and heard right now.

00:28:26.900 You know, I feel really, I feel really seen and heard.

00:28:29.340 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:29.580 It was just fucked up. 0.99

00:28:30.400 Cause you know, my brother and I live here in New Hampshire. 0.99

00:28:32.200 We've been in this neck of the woods for 20, it'll be 25 years this year. 0.99

00:28:36.460 And everyone knows we're political guys and we do comedy and we do all that shit. 0.85

00:28:40.000 And this is the first time anything like that's ever happened. 0.98

00:28:42.660 So it was, it was very alarming and very fucked up, but we didn't let it get us down. 0.98

00:28:49.120 And we, we got a fucking local Legion to take us and we did it at a down and dirty, you 0.99

00:28:53.460 know, fucking $2 well drink Legion. 0.99

00:28:55.940 And, uh, 50 people came out, we brought the house down and we filmed the special and we 0.99

00:28:59.520 still pulled it off.

00:29:00.640 At least they were just upset about the Confederate flag and the Unabomber. 0.71

00:29:04.720 Cause think of all the other subject material they could have chosen. 0.99

00:29:08.280 Well, they threw out the fucking anti-Semitism as David calls it. 1.00

00:29:12.440 Ew, anti-Semite. 1.00

00:29:13.560 He's an anti-Semite. 1.00

00:29:14.620 They threw that bull, threw that bullshit out there and, and they're like, yeah, he's, 1.00

00:29:18.740 he's just, he's really controversial and then we don't want to associate with him. 0.99

00:29:22.100 It's like, dude, he was a guest on my show. 0.91

00:29:23.980 I've had fucking dozens of guests. 0.88

00:29:25.780 I've been doing Jackman radio for almost seven years now. 0.98

00:29:28.280 I've had anyone, I've had anyone from fucking Ron Jeremy to, uh, Andrew Yang on my podcast. 0.67

00:29:33.540 You know, that's a pretty wide net, you know, honest to God, the most embarrassing 0.93

00:29:36.700 guest you've had is Andrew Yang. 1.00

00:29:38.240 That guy is a fucking little guy. 1.00

00:29:39.860 Also, I love how you said like the one that would have the biggest dick and the one that actually 1.00

00:29:43.620 does have the smallest dick. 1.00

00:29:47.720 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:29:48.340 Jeremy, Jeremy, Ron Jeremy was like, when I was born, the doctor said I had a big schmeckle.

00:29:52.560 Oh my God.

00:29:54.140 Yeah.

00:29:54.500 Jeremy, Jeremy's, he's in a cage where he belongs now.

00:29:57.440 So yeah.

00:29:58.180 Back on the manliness thing.

00:30:01.640 I think we established the only three men before Top came in was me, Clint and, uh, Reed.

00:30:06.740 I think that's what we established roughly.

00:30:08.820 Uh, I just gotta add one more thing really quick.

00:30:12.060 I know, uh, Eric had to change his venue for Ryan Dawson, but Top Lobster had to change

00:30:16.900 his drawing for Ryan Dawson.

00:30:18.720 So yeah, actually a funny story in the original sketch, Eric wanted me to draw Ryan and, uh,

00:30:25.180 who else was the other guy?

00:30:27.800 Um, oh, Sean Atwood.

00:30:29.280 And Sean Atwood.

00:30:30.160 Yeah.

00:30:30.340 In that, in that sketch.

00:30:31.500 And then I guess he just canceled it.

00:30:33.120 Cause.

00:30:34.060 Well, it was good.

00:30:35.300 It was going to get, it was going to be too much.

00:30:36.660 I was really focused on having Putin and Trump on the raft and, and Speedos with their arm 1.00

00:30:40.700 around each other, sunbathing near the fucking Epstein sex slave temple there on the island. 0.99

00:30:44.700 You would have to draw, uh, Dawson shorter than Atwood when they're standing next to each other. 0.99

00:30:52.040 Yeah.

00:30:52.560 Look, don't, don't, don't.

00:30:53.900 First of all, I wouldn't wear jeans.

00:30:55.260 That's a major cuck move.

00:30:56.680 And I'm like six foot one.

00:30:58.140 You got me there.

00:30:58.760 The smallest guy with my shirt off, dude. 1.00

00:31:00.320 Fuck you. 1.00

00:31:02.720 Ryan, relax. 1.00

00:31:03.620 You don't need to, you need to stop doing them like smaller.

00:31:06.820 You need to make them ginormous.

00:31:09.140 Wow.

00:31:09.700 Like below it out.

00:31:11.000 Like make them like, like, let me say something, Cole. 0.89

00:31:13.680 You have that new webcam and you look fucking beautiful right now.

00:31:17.900 I'm like, I can't stop looking at you. 0.96

00:31:19.600 I think I was talking.

00:31:20.680 I'm just looking at Cole the whole time.

00:31:22.140 Jesus Christ.

00:31:23.200 No, you know what looks good? 0.99

00:31:24.500 That old top, your old, uh, picture where you're laying on the couch, dude, you look fucking 0.99

00:31:28.780 high, dude. 0.99

00:31:30.180 I was jacked. 0.95

00:31:31.120 I was jacked as hell back then. 0.97

00:31:32.620 Yeah, you were. 0.95

00:31:33.760 It's gone.

00:31:34.640 This brings me to my point.

00:31:36.040 I was getting, I think Reed, I think Reed obviously won the competition out of all of

00:31:40.060 us.

00:31:40.260 Let's be real.

00:31:41.020 But now we have top in here.

00:31:42.040 I think top.

00:31:42.560 I want to hear top say like he agrees with that.

00:31:45.340 Like I want to hear that.

00:31:45.960 Well, that's my point.

00:31:46.680 I think top is your, your best contender here. 1.00

00:31:49.200 Like motherfucker, entrepreneur. 0.99

00:31:51.500 Well, we didn't mention him when he was in MS-13. 0.99

00:31:53.860 So, I mean, he is the manliest guy.

00:31:56.100 Well, we also didn't mention Reed is the best one of us with a gun too, I would assume.

00:31:59.960 So, I'm, I'm a marksman, yo.

00:32:03.420 I don't know.

00:32:04.840 We're not talking about girls' faces. 0.98

00:32:06.380 We're talking about guns.

00:32:08.540 Speaking of Ron Jeremy.

00:32:10.620 Speaking of Ron Jeremy.

00:32:11.800 Oh my God, baby.

00:32:12.640 Countdown from 20.

00:32:13.560 Cross your eyes.

00:32:14.380 Oh my God.

00:32:15.600 I can attest, I can attest that Clint is a marksman in that department.

00:32:18.800 We were doing it across the room in South Florida.

00:32:21.700 Jesus.

00:32:23.100 Open wide.

00:32:23.900 Clint can actually, like, he's so accurate, he can actually draw stuff with it too.

00:32:30.580 I'm so accurate.

00:32:32.180 I'm 39 and I haven't had a kid and I've just been blowing it.

00:32:35.520 Because I, because I can dodge the ovaries. 0.92

00:32:37.900 It's incredible.

00:32:39.440 Like you're also, if you're uncircumcised, which I'm pretty sure y'all are because y'all are men. 0.95

00:32:43.920 Um, y'all also, like, like y'all can fold your, uh.

00:32:48.380 Hey, some of us were brought up, like, extremely Christian and, you know, they're really friendly.

00:32:52.420 Hold on.

00:32:52.940 I want to see, I want to see what Cole thinks. 1.00

00:32:55.660 Uncircumcised dick does. 1.00

00:32:56.660 Well, that's true. 1.00

00:32:57.160 You can actually, you can do it.

00:32:58.120 Well, no, you, like, you, like, you, like, you, like, it's like, it's like a charge shot.

00:33:02.720 Like, you try to keep it in there and it charges up the power and it shoots out.

00:33:06.120 Like that, yeah.

00:33:07.140 You know what, that's exactly how it works.

00:33:09.180 So, obviously, Cole is circumcised.

00:33:10.920 I thought Cole was going to say that you actually can take the foreskin and you can form a condom out of it so you don't actually need a condom.

00:33:24.480 You can just tie it in a little knot.

00:33:26.800 You can tie it like a balloon knot.

00:33:29.360 You know how they tie off the end of the sausage and just do that with the foreskin?

00:33:34.360 Tip of the casing.

00:33:35.320 Hey, I wanted to, I wanted to ask you guys, uh, the way I'm reading this, when everyone talks about this frat boy mentality, I feel like every time it gets referenced, they're speaking about us.

00:33:48.420 Am I, am I being?

00:33:49.840 Yeah, I really think they are.

00:33:51.800 Which is like, okay, I'm sorry.

00:33:53.460 We're fun and right. 0.98

00:33:54.980 And that's your only fucking, tell me when I'm wrong. 0.99

00:33:57.780 Like, I don't know. 0.99

00:33:58.860 Like, oh, he was mean and right. 0.99

00:34:01.400 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:34:02.420 He also had a president that said, grab him by the pussy. 1.00

00:34:05.880 Like, I mean, it's like, it kind of works. 1.00

00:34:08.360 I don't know what she, like, I mean, the Libertarian Party has been around for 50 fucking years and they could barely, I mean, I mean, they could even shit in the fucking, uh, US Senate right now. 0.99

00:34:18.060 So, like. 0.99

00:34:19.620 You'd be labeled a terrorist if you tried it.

00:34:21.280 Yeah, that's true.

00:34:22.400 Hey, don't, uh, don't give Marjorie Taylor Greene any ideas for OnlyFans content.

00:34:26.880 She might do that. 0.99

00:34:27.560 She might go shit in Ilhan Omar's office. 1.00

00:34:29.940 Get this terrorist and fucking throw her shit at her. 1.00

00:34:32.560 You know? 1.00

00:34:33.000 She scares the hell out of me.

00:34:35.380 I mean, she's got that, like. 0.98

00:34:37.280 I mean, sexually, she scares the hell out of me. 0.87

00:34:39.880 She's got that, like, bite-crank-dick-off energy. 0.95

00:34:42.100 Crank-mantus energy, yeah. 0.97

00:34:44.200 Like, first time having sex and it's some cougar, you know?

00:34:47.060 You're like, oh, I'm a little scared, but excited. 1.00

00:34:49.880 She starts fucking using it. 1.00

00:34:50.880 She has that T-Rex jaw. 1.00

00:34:52.540 That T-Rex jaw look.

00:34:54.080 She's got that thing to unhinge it, and it just kind of comes down. 1.00

00:34:58.500 She'll fucking do balls and lick your, like, lick your butthole at all the same time. 1.00

00:35:03.320 Did you guys see on Rogan, they were talking about, like, the size of your load in proportion to how long your taint is? 1.00

00:35:09.620 Did you hear this shit? 1.00

00:35:10.300 What? 1.00

00:35:10.500 Yeah, and then I had it, like, I had my finger, like, under my balls. 0.99

00:35:14.440 I'm like, how long is my taint? 0.99

00:35:16.040 But I'm not sure how to measure it.

00:35:18.520 Yeah, I don't know either.

00:35:19.580 Read, next time you're down there, let me know.

00:35:21.400 Is that how they pick porn stars? 0.99

00:35:23.260 I can just tell you what it tastes like.

00:35:24.740 That's it.

00:35:25.320 Yes, it's the tape-to-load ratio.

00:35:29.440 Imagine if that's the secret.

00:35:30.900 They're just like, hey, you want to be in this business, son?

00:35:33.420 Show me your taint.

00:35:34.640 Yeah.

00:35:35.740 Measuring tape.

00:35:36.900 Wait, wasn't it top?

00:35:38.440 No, that's just Tower Gang, actually.

00:35:40.500 Top, wasn't it a thing about how, like, over time, like, men's taints have gotten smaller,

00:35:46.320 and, like, the smaller taint you have, like, the more feminine you are?

00:35:49.500 Yeah, so, like, basically, but now my issue is, like, where does, so they're measuring from 0.97

00:35:53.620 the start of the bowl sack to the beginning of the butthole.

00:35:57.540 That's the taint.

00:35:58.580 But I was like, wait, well, where does my bowl sack really start?

00:36:01.880 Because it's kind of, like, just skin down there, so I don't know.

00:36:05.260 I think I got about three and a half, four inches, which you guys are on. 0.98

00:36:08.060 People don't know this, but Reed actually has no assholes, so it's all taint. 0.98

00:36:13.740 I mean, it's all taint. 0.99

00:36:15.900 That's why I'm so masculine.

00:36:18.540 By the way, I do want to address Daniel Root.

00:36:21.200 That's super cool, Daniel.

00:36:22.520 You're still not coming to the show.

00:36:23.460 Daniel, yeah.

00:36:24.140 Go on Tower Power Hour.

00:36:29.760 Yeah, you know what they call Reed's taint?

00:36:31.540 They call it Ventura Highway.

00:36:36.120 That's a rainbow bridge, baby.

00:36:40.940 Bro, by the way, I love how we all found out just, like, this past week that Martha Bueno

00:36:46.200 is, like, in her 50s.

00:36:47.600 And so now that's common knowledge.

00:36:48.700 Oh, I totally made that up.

00:36:50.940 She could be 30. 1.00

00:36:51.740 Either way, she's banged.

00:36:54.640 Force mommy all over again. 1.00

00:36:56.280 By the way, the only things I actually retweeted were the ones about her foreign policy takes,

00:37:01.520 and then I got, like, piled on for, like, you know, support.

00:37:04.500 I was like, I just retweeted those, but, you know, I didn't get that.

00:37:07.280 You didn't retweet, do she be squirting, though? 0.99

00:37:09.700 I did not retweet that one.

00:37:12.160 Let me let this girl up. 1.00

00:37:14.260 Who are we talking about?

00:37:15.280 Who is this?

00:37:16.040 Martha Bueno.

00:37:16.920 She's the fed from Miami. 0.99

00:37:19.340 Martha Good.

00:37:20.020 Dude, I'm not saying she's a fed, but she has all the red flags. 1.00

00:37:24.220 She has all the same red flags that Clint does, basically.

00:37:27.140 I'm not going to.

00:37:28.700 We were at Tom Woods 2000.

00:37:30.380 I'm, like, showing my wife, and she comes in the room, and she, like, busts in the door

00:37:34.380 and does, like, this, like, model walk, and there's, like, three, eight, like, people

00:37:37.280 next to her, like, wild.

00:37:38.700 I don't know.

00:37:39.040 It was the weirdest thing, and my wife turns to me. 1.00

00:37:40.360 She said, who the fuck is that retard? 1.00

00:37:41.620 It's so awesome. 1.00

00:37:43.780 So she's the one who swatted Tim Pool?

00:37:46.340 Is that what you're saying?

00:37:46.980 By the way, it wasn't Stacey.

00:37:52.400 It was actually Martha that doxed me and swatted Tim Pool. 1.00

00:37:55.560 Like, that's a girl.

00:37:56.700 It is pretty easy.

00:37:58.360 They got swatted twice.

00:38:00.000 Wait, is she coming on your show, Clint, or is that not happening?

00:38:02.540 Yep.

00:38:03.040 That's why he's staying quiet right there.

00:38:04.680 He's just like, mm.

00:38:05.580 Ask her if she's a fan.

00:38:06.920 Honestly, I don't have anything to say.

00:38:08.340 I don't have anything to say about her.

00:38:09.600 Like, every interaction I've had with her has been positive.

00:38:12.880 I don't understand the hate, but I also don't care if you hate her.

00:38:17.660 No, no. 1.00

00:38:18.180 I don't hate her, but fuck her, though. 1.00

00:38:19.680 But ask her this. 1.00

00:38:20.880 Well, that is what Clint is trying to do.

00:38:23.220 So when I, like, maybe a year ago, she was one of the first people to hit me up to do,

00:38:27.460 like, art for her podcast that she was starting.

00:38:29.320 So I did this, like, really dope hand, and it's holding a torch, and she's for the Libertarian

00:38:35.700 Party, right?

00:38:36.220 So naturally, on top of the torch, I put an eagle, right?

00:38:39.180 But I did it realistic, so it looked like flame kind of aesthetic.

00:38:42.740 And I sent it to her, and she says, it looks great.

00:38:44.920 I just don't know why there's an eagle on top of this torch.

00:38:47.380 I've never seen that.

00:38:48.280 And I'm like, that's literally the Libertarian logo.

00:38:50.840 So I just stopped talking to her after that. 0.99

00:38:53.080 I'm like, who the fuck is wrong with this person? 0.99

00:38:55.400 Yo, dude, you should have said that's on the Mexican flag. 1.00

00:38:57.280 This is my favorite thing about top, is that he gets along with everybody, unless you fuck 1.00

00:39:02.900 with him after he makes you art. 0.99

00:39:04.740 For real. 0.99

00:39:05.660 I know, we got Ryan Dawson, the fucking seizure man. 1.00

00:39:10.140 Marcia Bueno. 1.00

00:39:11.760 I've never complained.

00:39:12.860 Yeah, the dude that wanted his mustache removed or added.

00:39:16.060 He gave me the most beautiful eyes in my most recent picture, and I was like, okay.

00:39:22.420 I don't have blue eyes by the way for the audio listeners.

00:39:24.940 He just communicated from the Church of Top Lofts after he was just like, hey, my eyes

00:39:28.480 are green.

00:39:30.440 I was like, nah, they're brown, bro. 0.77

00:39:31.960 And now look at them.

00:39:32.680 They're brown.

00:39:33.100 Look at Reed's eyes.

00:39:34.160 I did that.

00:39:35.400 I would never wear jeans, and I'm six foot one.

00:39:39.900 It's not that.

00:39:40.640 It's, you know, she made me do like five re-edits on this, and I was charging her 50 bucks, 0.99

00:39:45.840 and then they were just being like unreasonable and stupid. 0.98

00:39:48.040 So I was like, all right. 1.00

00:39:48.660 That's a good way to frame circumcision. 0.99

00:39:51.620 Casing in fat.

00:39:52.920 I mean, if we're a fret, can we like, can we get, what is it, theta, gamma, or wait,

00:40:05.940 theta, pi, gamma, TP, TPH?

00:40:09.440 I don't know.

00:40:09.840 H with H. 0.73

00:40:11.080 Definitely on double secret probation, for sure, from Nick Sarwak.

00:40:15.040 He's got you guys on double secret probation.

00:40:16.600 November, India, golf, golf, echo, Romeo.

00:40:23.740 Or is that not how you do frats?

00:40:25.380 No, no.

00:40:26.620 God.

00:40:28.300 I think we should go with theta, gamma.

00:40:30.040 I'm telling you.

00:40:31.400 If people are going to call us a frat, it's pretty careful.

00:40:33.720 No, I think H is actually hater.

00:40:36.460 How about new gamma row?

00:40:37.980 I'm not kidding.

00:40:39.480 Okay.

00:40:40.280 Hater.

00:40:40.960 Yeah.

00:40:41.300 We can't do that.

00:40:42.020 No one knows that one.

00:40:43.020 It's Y, Upsilon.

00:40:43.980 New gamma row.

00:40:44.920 New gamma row. 0.95

00:40:47.580 What's the acronym for gay? 0.96

00:40:49.360 Oh. 1.00

00:40:52.000 I should have fucking known. 1.00

00:40:53.940 Wait, wait, you should have known. 0.99

00:40:54.860 I'm literally over here, like, Googling up how to sell.

00:40:58.500 What's the Greek letter for N?

00:41:00.400 What's the Greek letter for G?

00:41:02.060 What's the Greek letter for R?

00:41:03.900 You don't think theta pi-hater sounds awesome, though? 0.81

00:41:08.780 Theta pi-hater? 0.98

00:41:09.700 That's kind of great, because we hate women. 1.00

00:41:11.440 Pi-hater. 0.99

00:41:12.680 And because we have so many haters.

00:41:15.260 Hole hater.

00:41:17.160 By the way, I want to be clear.

00:41:18.540 It's not that I don't want women in the movement.

00:41:21.000 It's just that I want them to be passive observers.

00:41:23.240 No, I definitely don't want them in the movement.

00:41:26.900 I want them to be in the movement as long as the movement is exclusively in the kitchen.

00:41:31.480 As long as you just listen to smart men and nod.

00:41:35.980 I'm still, like, I'm super shocked at how Jose nailed the term hole.

00:41:42.640 Like, it's gotten such a great reaction.

00:41:44.600 I heard it somewhere else.

00:41:44.920 I can't remember where, though. 0.90

00:41:46.160 Someone fucking commented and said it was, I think it was either Opie and Anthony-like thing from years ago. 0.96

00:41:53.540 Or there was a, I think it was Opie and Anthony they were saying. 0.98

00:41:56.560 That, like, they called them holes back, like, in 2008 or something.

00:42:00.420 I heard it somewhere else.

00:42:01.240 I feel like maybe it was, like, a Brandon tweet or something.

00:42:03.600 You know, like, I don't know.

00:42:04.520 This sounds like something he'd say.

00:42:05.940 Joe Biden tweeted hole?

00:42:07.740 Yeah.

00:42:08.480 What did he say, Eric?

00:42:10.820 Eric, what did Joe Biden say about women being holes?

00:42:15.600 What did he say?

00:42:16.840 Hey, hey.

00:42:17.460 Listen, man.

00:42:18.260 Listen here, Fat.

00:42:18.940 Here's the deal.

00:42:19.460 All right, I'm talking about, I got the whole, well, excuse me, half Jamaican, half Indian, whole woman, Kamala.

00:42:26.760 I call her Shakala.

00:42:27.920 She's my vice president.

00:42:29.540 She's a smart woman.

00:42:30.940 I said, Shakala, goddammit, get on the back of that bus. 1.00

00:42:33.660 You're going to go on the back of that bus. 0.98

00:42:35.860 I don't want my children growing up in a racial jungle. 1.00

00:42:38.640 Come on, man.

00:42:39.900 Come on, man.

00:42:42.040 My son, my son Hunter, goddammit, he's the smartest man alive.

00:42:45.900 He's got a new book out.

00:42:46.900 It's a memoir.

00:42:47.460 It's called Iraq, Barack, and Crack. 1.00

00:42:52.100 Man, I'm so goddamn proud of Hunter. 0.92

00:42:54.180 He's been sober 28 minutes. 0.94

00:42:56.720 Keep it up, Daniel.

00:42:58.640 Keep the Super Chats up. 0.97

00:42:59.720 We have said amongst ourselves, there's a certain number that once you get to of Super Chats, we'll let you on.

00:43:05.400 But I'm not going to tell you where.

00:43:07.020 It's not going to be enormous.

00:43:08.420 And if you go too high, then we'll just ignore it, too.

00:43:12.260 So you might hit it on your next Super Chat.

00:43:14.520 We won't say it.

00:43:15.160 It's six million.

00:43:16.600 It's six million.

00:43:17.240 We're going to buy Super Chats here.

00:43:18.440 Dude, six million?

00:43:19.240 That sounds really high to me.

00:43:20.820 I don't know.

00:43:21.120 Not high enough, in my opinion.

00:43:23.100 By the way, are we not going to grill Clint that he went on Fakertarians?

00:43:26.700 Yeah, I haven't watched it yet.

00:43:27.800 I don't really mean to grill.

00:43:28.720 Did you talk to Archie? 1.00

00:43:30.140 Or did he just type shit? 1.00

00:43:31.740 We're going to give him the David fight treatment. 1.00

00:43:33.620 He's excommunicated now.

00:43:36.120 Yeah, you guys can cancel me.

00:43:37.720 Just boot me off the show right now.

00:43:38.780 No, honestly, it was an okay time.

00:43:42.520 They tried to be funny in their weird way, which is just like making, I don't know.

00:43:48.160 Hey, the intro was kind of funny because I kind of agree that we don't get rid of JBH until... 1.00

00:43:53.780 Sorry, we don't get rid of Eric Rodsep until he wishes JBH a happy birthday.

00:44:00.700 Yeah, I completely agree with that.

00:44:02.940 I thought it was absurd that him wishing this dude a happy birthday was like, this is a bridge

00:44:07.240 too far.

00:44:08.760 I was like, maybe when he was like, we should enforce gun laws, that kind of disqualifies

00:44:12.780 you from ever being in the Libertarian Party.

00:44:14.700 No, that was Eric Jackman.

00:44:16.260 Yeah, we're not...

00:44:17.080 Guys, let's not go in that.

00:44:20.440 Come on, man.

00:44:21.100 Let's move on to the next one.

00:44:21.660 Come on, man.

00:44:23.800 Let's not talk about Eric's...

00:44:25.480 People don't forget Eric's history.

00:44:28.180 You guys shot in my apartment.

00:44:30.020 I don't want to take your guns.

00:44:31.340 This is serious.

00:44:32.600 I don't want to.

00:44:33.620 But he shot into my apartment.

00:44:35.580 I think you said you don't want to take our guns like 15 times in the four...

00:44:39.400 You're like, guys, I don't want to take anyone's guns.

00:44:42.020 By the end of that, I was so convinced you wanted to take my guns, I didn't even tell

00:44:46.240 you.

00:44:47.200 I'm here to tell you, Clint.

00:44:49.660 Stalin took the guns.

00:44:50.500 Castro took the guns.

00:44:51.280 Chavez took the guns.

00:44:53.020 Did you try to take our guns?

00:44:54.500 1776, we'll commemorate it.

00:44:56.100 We need a little common sense run reform.

00:45:00.320 We will not relinquish our firearms, Pierce.

00:45:03.460 Yes, I probably did lose some IQ points.

00:45:05.780 I'm not going to lie.

00:45:06.620 And they wanted to end it after an hour, and I was like, no, no, no. 1.00

00:45:09.520 I've been waiting for fucking months to talk to you sons of bitches. 1.00

00:45:12.740 Like, keep going. 1.00

00:45:13.780 Keep throwing shit at me. 0.99

00:45:15.080 What's weird is I've gotten multiple DMs from fakertarian fans, if they have them, and multiple 1.00

00:45:22.580 emails, too.

00:45:23.580 Wait, wait, wait.

00:45:24.260 Multiple DMs from fans?

00:45:26.120 That already sounds unrealistic.

00:45:27.660 Believe me, I didn't believe it when I got them.

00:45:29.880 I was like, this has got to be fake.

00:45:31.360 Like, I have to be...

00:45:32.000 There's more than one.

00:45:32.940 But in truth, it was actually...

00:45:37.060 Oh, I don't know if they were fans, but they saw me on there, and they're like, yeah, you

00:45:40.140 know, I knew you had a show.

00:45:41.360 I never really gave it a listen.

00:45:42.800 But after that, like, 100%, you're going to be top of my rotation.

00:45:45.760 I was like, wow.

00:45:46.520 I really, really unexpected.

00:45:48.180 I would actually take that as an insult.

00:45:49.720 Like, I never watched your show, but then I saw you on fakertarians, and I was like, wow.

00:45:54.100 I did respond.

00:45:55.540 You have terrible initial judgment, but welcome aboard.

00:45:58.960 Now we just need to get Dave to go on fakertarians.

00:46:03.140 I think that would be pretty funny.

00:46:04.320 He's already done it before, hasn't he?

00:46:05.840 He's already done it?

00:46:06.900 I think he's had Kudak on.

00:46:08.000 He had Kudak on his show or something.

00:46:09.720 He had Kudak on the part of the problem, man.

00:46:10.880 Dude, I hope they had me come on.

00:46:11.980 He had Archie on, too. 0.97

00:46:13.000 I'm just going to go on and go, nigger, and then just, like, bounce. 1.00

00:46:17.160 No, he debated Archie. 0.98

00:46:18.260 You're doing what Nick Ashley couldn't do, actually.

00:46:20.900 He did everything up to that point, and then didn't do it.

00:46:23.660 By the way, guys, Tyler Yankee, I guess if you want to live stream this and get commentary,

00:46:29.320 he's live streaming it on his channel, which is really weird.

00:46:33.020 Like, I don't know.

00:46:34.000 I'll have to watch this later, but I don't know if he's giving commentary. 0.99

00:46:36.500 I don't know what the fuck this is. 0.99

00:46:37.800 He's going to be really like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:46:39.160 He's just a supportive king, dude. 1.00

00:46:41.500 He's jacking off, actually.

00:46:43.840 That'd be awesome.

00:46:44.680 What's funny is he's always in our group chat, which this is going to be so, like, inside

00:46:48.260 baseball or inside cycling, if you want to know.

00:46:50.900 Inside job.

00:46:52.620 But, like, he's literally always – I don't think he works. 0.99

00:46:55.540 He's, like, he owns his own fucking – 0.98

00:46:56.740 You know, I was going to say that. 0.99

00:46:58.340 I'm like, this guy's a lawyer, but he's, like, so active in the group chat. 0.99

00:47:01.420 I'm like, what the fuck are you doing all day? 0.97

00:47:02.600 He's also, like, always showing pictures of him, like, renovating his house. 0.99

00:47:06.140 And you're just, like, just got this done.

00:47:07.460 And it's, like, literally all flooring.

00:47:09.220 Dude, I just realized he's a fed. 1.00

00:47:10.620 I was just going to say, if you guys are going to call me a fed because I'm unemployed, then

00:47:15.800 he's a fed, too. 1.00

00:47:16.880 If he's a fed, they're doing it smart, though, because he knows his shit. 1.00

00:47:20.540 But he's, like, playing the game right, you know? 0.99

00:47:21.940 Wait, so I'm the most obviously not a fed because I work the most, right? 0.56

00:47:25.600 No.

00:47:25.780 Does that mean you're most likely to be a fed?

00:47:27.460 Your dad told me you're a fed, Reed.

00:47:29.860 Oh, well, yeah, we do have that. 0.99

00:47:31.040 I'm also not a fed because I fucking shipped a firearm through the mail to you. 0.97

00:47:34.560 So that's true. 0.98

00:47:36.120 I would never be remade you.

00:47:38.220 It's not remade you at all.

00:47:39.880 I committed a felony for you, and you still accuse me of being a fed.

00:47:44.140 Well, the fact that you're free, I mean.

00:47:46.520 Right after Mr. McChicken tried to take me out by going into McDonald's, you know, the

00:47:52.020 cops were showing up, and I was like, hey, Clint, I've got a loaded .45 in here.

00:47:55.920 You want to just, like, take care of your car?

00:47:57.340 And so he's wearing sweatpants, and he, like, put the gun in his pocket, and it was, like,

00:48:01.680 pulling his pants down, and he's, like, trying to walk across the street to his car looking

00:48:06.040 normal, and his pants are just, like, falling down with a gun inside of him.

00:48:09.080 You would think Clint would be used to having a very heavy gun in his pants at all times.

00:48:16.500 Reed, I helped you saw off your shotgun.

00:48:18.880 There's no way I'm a fed.

00:48:22.020 Now, if you could just send me some extended magazines through the mail, we'll be eating.

00:48:27.420 Yeah.

00:48:28.120 Reed, I helped you saw off your shotgun and filmed the whole thing.

00:48:31.060 There's no way.

00:48:32.740 Clint, I gave you explicit instructions on how to drill the third hole, okay?

00:48:37.220 Like, you can't.

00:48:38.840 Honestly, that was probably the most dangerous thing I've ever done.

00:48:41.280 Reed got his third hole drill for real, though.

00:48:44.640 That's a different story.

00:48:46.180 Well, it's really just Clint wasn't satisfying me anymore, and that is a little bit of a mix

00:48:50.900 of small pee-pee and big butthole problem, but we fixed it up.

00:48:55.140 What do they call it?

00:48:56.300 The husband stitch?

00:48:58.040 Is that whatever, like, when women have, are pregnant and they give an ex? 0.72

00:49:02.960 Is that what they call it?

00:49:03.900 Like, the husband stitch or something like that?

00:49:05.920 Yeah, when their cooter gets ripped from childbirth and they stitch up an extra one. 0.99

00:49:09.520 They call the last one the daddy stitch, yeah.

00:49:11.260 That's what it is, yeah.

00:49:12.100 I don't know how much of a difference it makes.

00:49:14.360 I'm happy to be in a hole.

00:49:16.160 Like, I don't really – I'm not like, huh, how loose is this compared to last time?

00:49:20.440 Let's measure this in my head as I penetrate her. 0.95

00:49:23.100 Like, no one does that.

00:49:24.200 It's a thing.

00:49:24.760 It's a thing.

00:49:25.360 The GYN, like, I met him after and he – like, my wife left and he turns to me and he goes,

00:49:30.640 took care of you on that one, bro.

00:49:31.780 And he's like, what?

00:49:36.080 Imagine Dr. Ron Paul doing that back in the day because he delivered 4,000 babies.

00:49:42.620 Well, let me just tell you, your wife is about to sound down there as gold for monetary policy. 1.00

00:49:51.060 Let's just say that you guys will be back up and running in no time.

00:49:55.060 And the Fed.

00:49:56.300 God bless.

00:49:56.900 Real cop, while you're – since there's no risk your wife will ever watch this.

00:50:01.900 Do you notice a difference?

00:50:02.780 Because I never notice a difference.

00:50:04.180 I know everyone is like, oh, they're going to be different after sex.

00:50:06.320 I mean, for one, I guess I'm not that much of a prude. 0.99

00:50:08.380 I'm not like, oh, God, it's super fucking – I'm just like, I'm in a hole. 0.97

00:50:11.200 I'm happy. 0.97

00:50:11.780 I'm not measuring it.

00:50:12.840 But I've never noticed a huge difference. 0.99

00:50:14.140 I just assume you have a dick as wide as your shoulders, which is pretty – 1.00

00:50:16.120 Yeah, I guess. 1.00

00:50:17.380 Maybe that's it.

00:50:18.280 Like, it doesn't matter. 1.00

00:50:18.920 Like, my fucking dick is as big as my kid's head coming out, you know? 1.00

00:50:23.180 Yeah, I'm with Jose. 1.00

00:50:24.120 I'm just like, I'm just happy to be here.

00:50:26.120 I'm not –

00:50:26.900 I'm not measuring it to, like, past times.

00:50:29.900 Yeah, after 10 years, are you really going to complain?

00:50:32.180 Like, it's not going to be like, hey, babe, I know, like, I only get sex once a week or maybe once a month, 0.54

00:50:37.440 but you're a little loose right now, and I'm not liking this. 0.57

00:50:40.580 Like, are you going to get in there? 1.00

00:50:41.620 Get your shit together. 1.00

00:50:44.740 Dude, I'm just going to force my chick to get a C-section every time because a scar right there on the abdomen is a lot better than a loose. 1.00

00:50:54.500 That's one, dog. 1.00

00:50:55.400 You better force the chick to fuck you first. 1.00

00:50:58.420 You can't give a fucking C-section to a blow-up doll, man. 1.00

00:51:00.980 That doesn't work. 1.00

00:51:03.460 Just deflate right there. 1.00

00:51:05.400 Fucking deflate police. 1.00

00:51:07.120 Defund the police, you know? 1.00

00:51:08.340 Toe's going to be, like, 60 years old and be like, my bitch is going to fuck him. 1.00

00:51:17.260 All right. 1.00

00:51:17.900 This is insane.

00:51:19.560 Me and you, top of the line, people have kids. 1.00

00:51:21.660 I cannot imagine trying to fuck my wife a week after giving birth. 1.00

00:51:25.160 Yeah, that's wild, Robin. 1.00

00:51:26.960 Yeah, dude.

00:51:27.360 She has got an insane libido. 1.00

00:51:29.200 She's like, yeah, dick me down in my fucked up hole right now. 1.00

00:51:32.060 It's the main goal. 1.00

00:51:34.680 Robin is thug life.

00:51:35.900 That doesn't surprise me at all.

00:51:36.820 For real. 1.00

00:51:37.200 Just give me that dick. 1.00

00:51:37.960 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:51:39.360 Eric, what would Bill Clinton do? 0.99

00:51:41.220 Would he use a cigar first or what would he do? 1.00

00:51:44.600 Well, first I'd go over to Jeffrey's Island there and fuck a bunch of 12-year-olds. 0.99

00:51:48.660 And then I'd come back and take a flight to my CIA cocaine airfield in Mina. 1.00

00:51:52.820 Yeah, I can't say that I did that with Hillary because Hillary Clinton, I did not sleep with that woman. 1.00

00:51:58.680 Okay.

00:51:59.280 I never slept with that woman, Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:52:02.060 But I'll tell you, I was able to fit my whole head up Monica Lewinsky's cooter and it was something.

00:52:06.060 It was something up there. 1.00

00:52:07.320 Have you guys ever seen that fake video of the bald guy that puts his head in the girl's pussy? 1.00

00:52:11.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:12.060 It reminds me of Clint.

00:52:13.320 It's German.

00:52:14.780 It probably was Clint.

00:52:17.540 We tried that just with my ball sack over his head when we were in South Dakota.

00:52:21.380 It's called the Batman.

00:52:23.080 Guys, do we think Clint's going to leave us when the midlife crisis is over?

00:52:30.300 By the way, also the one man, one jar video.

00:52:33.180 I also think that's Clint too.

00:52:34.980 Oh, that's classic.

00:52:36.420 Wait, what is that one?

00:52:38.660 Oh, okay.

00:52:39.280 Have fun after this show, guys.

00:52:41.440 Should we tell him?

00:52:42.200 Great video.

00:52:42.660 Is he showing a jar of Zanus?

00:52:45.920 No.

00:52:46.280 Actually, that's what it is.

00:52:48.780 And it breaks?

00:52:50.080 Yeah, it breaks.

00:52:50.860 And then he dies. 1.00

00:52:53.560 And then you just see him pick glass shards out of his bloody anus. 1.00

00:52:58.280 Yeah, no, he's dead. 0.99

00:52:59.320 Like, you can't stitch that up.

00:53:00.400 There's so many, like, vassalers. 1.00

00:53:02.200 Something gains in your butthole. 0.99

00:53:03.640 What you do is the Bill Clinton action. 0.99

00:53:05.140 You take the cigar and you use that.

00:53:07.100 Cauterize the wound?

00:53:08.240 You can cauterize the cigar.

00:53:10.020 Take it as triage.

00:53:11.460 It's triage.

00:53:12.000 If you have Ron Paul on call, you can actually have a jar of Zanus wreck and survive.

00:53:17.220 I've got to say, this is a pretty wide gap, almost as big as our deficit budget, almost $30 trillion in debt. 1.00

00:53:24.280 And you've got a mason jar up your ass. 0.99

00:53:26.880 I mean, it's constitutional, but it's very dangerous. 0.99

00:53:29.540 It's not a humble foreign policy. 0.96

00:53:32.040 Not very humble foreign anal policy. 0.78

00:53:33.980 It's your liberty to do it, but it's not very far up. 0.99

00:53:37.280 Yeah, look, it's fine if you want to go in there with the German guy and put the bing-a-bang-a-booma up your shonga. 1.00

00:53:42.220 That's fine with me, okay?

00:53:43.680 Get the vaccine.

00:53:44.720 Don't get it.

00:53:45.280 I don't care.

00:53:45.880 I got it, okay? 1.00

00:53:47.400 DeSantis isn't going to talk about his booster because he's a pussy, okay? 1.00

00:53:51.100 I said it. 1.00

00:53:52.260 I said it.

00:53:54.420 Yeah.

00:53:56.040 Dude, that's going to tank him, isn't it?

00:53:59.000 I love it.

00:53:59.760 I love seeing this happen.

00:54:01.100 I love the divide.

00:54:02.180 Trump was tanked just by his presidency, man.

00:54:04.820 The fact that he allowed lockdowns, there's no way you can escape that.

00:54:08.020 By the time we get to 2024, everyone's going to pretend that they were against lockdowns from the jump, and he will not be able to do it.

00:54:15.080 I don't think he can be president again.

00:54:16.400 I really don't.

00:54:17.020 I don't think the Democrats are going to flip on COVID this summer.

00:54:21.240 I wouldn't be surprised to see it happen.

00:54:23.260 They'll suddenly be like, oh, everyone got vaccinated.

00:54:25.420 Everything's fine.

00:54:26.020 Everything's over.

00:54:26.780 They're going to gaslight me into the grave.

00:54:31.620 Dude, I don't know.

00:54:32.540 I think Trump, if he had come out with based messaging, like even now, I think the conservatives would still embrace him. 0.99

00:54:39.240 But now where he's like right out the bat already being like super fucking like wishy-washy and gay, I think, yeah. 1.00

00:54:45.100 All he had to do was fire Fauci in December. 0.99

00:54:47.380 When he was on his way out.

00:54:48.360 Oh, I don't disagree with you. 1.00

00:54:49.360 Had he done that, he could have said like, I was lied to by this piece of shit. 1.00

00:54:52.620 But now he's like, fuck Fauci, but he didn't fire. 1.00

00:54:54.660 Excuse me. 1.00

00:54:54.860 Excuse me, I had a plan.

00:54:56.380 Excuse me.

00:54:57.140 I had a plan to give Fauci to Rosie O'Donnell, and my chief of staff stopped it.

00:55:01.340 Okay?

00:55:02.120 I won't do it.

00:55:03.240 Rosie was hungry.

00:55:04.180 She hadn't eaten for an hour.

00:55:05.340 And I said maybe she can eat the meatballs of his special Italian sub, the Anthony Fauci.

00:55:10.320 Okay?

00:55:11.720 But my people said I couldn't do it.

00:55:13.340 So then I gassed all those protesters there outside the White House and held up the Bible.

00:55:16.680 It was an incredible photo op.

00:55:18.500 It was so incredible.

00:55:20.480 Yeah, we need him again.

00:55:22.280 And I mean, Reid and I talk about this when Reid and I call each other and have phone 0.96

00:55:27.940 sex a couple times a week.

00:55:31.100 We have to tell Clint at some point, Reid, about it.

00:55:34.460 Yeah, I'm sorry, Clint.

00:55:35.680 If Trump wants my vote, I saw you hitting on Cole or whoever it was. 0.98

00:55:39.980 So, you know, I get it.

00:55:40.700 No, no, it was Eric.

00:55:41.760 You were hitting on Eric, too.

00:55:42.760 So you get it.

00:55:44.180 I'll tell you, this is the only way for Trump to win back my vote. 0.97

00:55:48.000 Instead of gassing the protesters, you got to gas the Jews. 1.00

00:55:52.280 I was like, he's not going to say it, is he? 1.00

00:55:55.520 That'll stop global warming, fucking taxation. 0.99

00:56:00.360 The weather will be consistent. 1.00

00:56:02.640 Circumcision.

00:56:04.640 If you go down that road, though, like, I mean, the Nazis, they really lost out on a lot of power production.

00:56:11.160 All that just went up a smokestack.

00:56:12.560 You got to talk to AOC about, like, turning that into power production, like green energy.

00:56:17.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:18.620 Absolutely.

00:56:19.020 I think it would be bipartisan.

00:56:21.280 We have to be economical.

00:56:22.940 Hey, Dawson, take that top lobster mask off.

00:56:27.160 You call it blue and white energy.

00:56:28.660 I'm in much better shape and taller.

00:56:31.000 So, excuse you.

00:56:32.300 Well, Jews are a renewable resource, though. 1.00

00:56:34.840 It makes sense.

00:56:36.180 Jesus Christ.

00:56:38.740 If you don't completely extinguish them, they come back stronger.

00:56:41.580 Oh, it's dark. 1.00

00:56:46.120 It's just fucked up. 0.99

00:56:48.660 It took a dark turn. 0.99

00:56:50.460 I'm going to watch Schindler's Lift afterwards.

00:56:52.640 I feel better about myself.

00:56:55.560 I'm going to wash my mouth out.

00:56:57.520 I've got to remind everybody, I had a great uncle who the Nazis killed.

00:57:02.400 He was from Canada, and he was shot down over France.

00:57:04.600 So I'm absolved of all this.

00:57:06.380 This is like basic evolution.

00:57:07.420 Hey, you know what?

00:57:07.840 My grandfather died in the Holocaust, too.

00:57:10.000 He fell off of one of the guard towers.

00:57:11.800 He did.

00:57:12.760 He did.

00:57:12.980 This is like basic evolution, though.

00:57:14.700 It's like, you know how they always tell you to take your full dose of antibiotics?

00:57:18.340 The reason why is because if you don't, then the little ones that get by because you 0.96

00:57:22.060 didn't complete your course will fucking rise to the top and become evolutionary resistant 0.96

00:57:27.760 to whatever you did before. 0.91

00:57:29.260 So if you want to, I'm not saying what you did was all right, but if you're going to

00:57:34.360 do it, don't half-step.

00:57:35.880 You know what? 0.99

00:57:37.380 You're comparing the Jews to disease. 0.99

00:57:40.000 And you're comparing Hitler to antibiotics. 0.98

00:57:44.580 This is unbelievable.

00:57:46.800 By the way, I'm actually for a one-world government just so I can lower the number of nations the

00:57:52.240 Jews are banished from to one. 0.96

00:57:57.300 Consolidate.

00:57:58.540 Like, wait, Rothbard.

00:58:00.320 Where will they go?

00:58:01.040 Who cares?

00:58:01.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, unleashed, unleashed the SS, but wait a minute, but Hitler was 0.97

00:58:11.780 actually an antibiotic, though, because he was a killer of life, so.

00:58:15.740 By the way, if you get mad about this, literally something everyone here's favorite people are 0.98

00:58:19.880 Jews.

00:58:20.360 Like, the majority of my favorite people are Jews.

00:58:22.640 I'll tell you this much.

00:58:23.340 Spike Cohen is not coming back on. 1.00

00:58:25.000 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:58:26.740 I wish he never came on. 1.00

00:58:28.760 Good.

00:58:30.040 Good.

00:58:31.620 Did you see that person and they were like.

00:58:33.880 Yes, Spike Cohen came on.

00:58:36.060 Huge mistake.

00:58:37.200 Did you see the person that was like told on me to Spike Cohen?

00:58:40.900 And I was like.

00:58:41.280 Yeah.

00:58:41.980 I was like. 0.98

00:58:42.320 Yeah, well, then they're telling on Jose to fucking Michael Heiss. 0.98

00:58:47.060 It's like. 0.98

00:58:48.560 It's good.

00:58:49.280 Like, I did a little gift.

00:58:50.000 It's not even in the Libertarian Party, right?

00:58:52.740 Any nerds will love this. 0.66

00:58:54.180 I did the gift of Denithor from Lord of the Rings where he's like, you have no power here.

00:58:59.000 Like. 0.99

00:59:00.240 Like, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:59:01.540 Call your fucking. 1.00

00:59:02.600 Call them. 1.00

00:59:03.320 Like, what are they going to do?

00:59:03.960 Give me, like.

00:59:04.960 At most, I'll get a DM.

00:59:06.280 Like, come on, man.

00:59:07.300 Dude, by the way, like, this whole. 0.99

00:59:08.520 All this shit with Stacey started last summer because of a couple jokes. 0.99

00:59:12.320 That Idaho Joe and John Molnar made about Christians. 0.99

00:59:15.900 And she tags me, Justin Amash, the Libertarian Party, and Dave Smith.

00:59:21.420 And is like.

00:59:22.060 The Libertarian Party is pushing Christians away.

00:59:24.780 And you guys need to deal with this.

00:59:26.400 It was just like.

00:59:27.140 It was very similar.

00:59:28.020 It was just like.

00:59:28.400 She tags like three Jews and an atheist.

00:59:35.220 All of them are like.

00:59:36.260 Yeah, get these Christians out here. 0.99

00:59:39.160 They're like. 1.00

00:59:39.760 What do we give a fuck about this? 1.00

00:59:42.320 We hate Jesus. 1.00

00:59:43.600 It ended with Clint getting ducks. 0.96

00:59:47.100 Merry Christmas.

00:59:48.480 I also thought the funnier thing about whoever.

00:59:50.460 I don't know if it was Martha or.

00:59:51.580 No, it was Raquel.

00:59:52.860 I don't know.

00:59:53.120 Whoever it was that was calling in Spike to be like.

00:59:55.880 Look at, you know, how bad this top lobster guy is.

00:59:58.440 When that didn't work, they then called in Dan Smots.

01:00:02.640 I'm not going to lie.

01:00:03.920 They're going off the chain of command.

01:00:05.700 I think Spike would try to tone police me for one of these times.

01:00:09.000 He will tag him.

01:00:09.700 Because it's like.

01:00:10.420 Oh, okay.

01:00:11.480 Thanks for letting me know.

01:00:12.340 What's going on with the transgenocide right now?

01:00:17.060 I'm sorry. 1.00

01:00:17.820 You're not going to come at me for that shit. 0.99

01:00:19.760 I don't know. 1.00

01:00:20.280 I'm going to fuck. 1.00

01:00:23.100 I don't like this tone policing shit at all. 1.00

01:00:26.260 I know a lot of people think that I'm being too aggressive when I told my sister, Raquel Russell, to get out of the LP. 0.98

01:00:33.460 But I stand by it.

01:00:35.040 If you have a problem with us making jokes.

01:00:38.660 Jokes.

01:00:39.440 We're for real making jokes.

01:00:40.940 If you can't tell every single thing we say, we laugh after. 1.00

01:00:44.540 That's how you know it's a joke, you fucking idiots. 1.00

01:00:47.340 That's why we don't laugh after the Jew stuff. 1.00

01:00:49.520 We just have a straight face.

01:00:52.480 I'll try to do that from now on.

01:00:54.720 It's just trying to keep us out of the face.

01:00:56.920 That's only after I say something, actually.

01:00:59.100 I think Clint and Clint are close homies with Dave Smith.

01:01:01.760 Dave Smith's one of my favorite people.

01:01:03.520 I love Murray Rothbard.

01:01:05.120 But you know what? 1.00

01:01:05.620 Holocaust jokes are hilarious because it makes you mad, you dumb fuck. 1.00

01:01:10.260 Yeah, I guess in that way, I keep getting mad because it just makes it funnier. 1.00

01:01:13.420 But seriously.

01:01:14.100 It's why I called you a hole.

01:01:17.020 Well, I think on top of all these jokes, we have to remind all these people that still believe in the left-right, Democrat-Republican paradigm.

01:01:25.160 That this is a party. 0.98

01:01:26.040 This is an alternative that is not fucking part of genocide. 0.99

01:01:29.180 That doesn't bankroll to the tune of trillions of dollars of overthrowing governments, murdering people all over the world, drone bombing children, fucking bringing drugs into this country, and then creating the war on drugs. 0.97

01:01:39.620 So it's fun and it's funny. 0.91

01:01:40.980 But I think also, too, we can't lose sight of that stuff.

01:01:43.920 Well, what if it involves Cuba?

01:01:46.560 We need more.

01:01:47.540 Can we allow them?

01:01:49.440 Yeah.

01:01:49.900 Or Venezuela. 1.00

01:01:51.700 Jesus fucking Christ. 0.99

01:01:52.760 Well, if it's Cuba, we'll take Ileon Gonzalez and the Yankees can sign him. 0.99

01:01:56.340 You know?

01:01:56.840 You're absolutely right, Eric.

01:01:59.000 That Democrats and Republicans are actually racist.

01:02:01.820 So the fact that we make some racist or sexist jokes, it's like, what are we talking about here? 0.98

01:02:06.540 We haven't fucking oppressed anybody. 0.93

01:02:08.020 Relax. 0.99

01:02:08.680 Racist jokes are like when I'm a gay joke. 0.97

01:02:09.640 Depends on who you talk to, apparently. 0.95

01:02:10.800 I'm just that secure with being gay.

01:02:13.400 Yeah.

01:02:14.200 I mean, Clint literally said that he will talk to anyone on his show.

01:02:17.560 Like, he'll bring, like, John Wayne Gacy on or something.

01:02:20.080 I would.

01:02:21.060 Rest in peace.

01:02:22.920 Rest in peace.

01:02:23.980 I still have to show, though, that the Libertarian Party, yeah, is a lot of fun.

01:02:28.780 And I voted Libertarian in many elections.

01:02:31.320 And I've worked for Ron Paul.

01:02:33.660 I worked for Gary Johnson.

01:02:34.660 And we have to still focus on those things that make Libertarianism unique and something

01:02:40.060 that we, you know, want more people to be part of, you know?

01:02:43.840 And Holocaust. 0.72

01:02:46.540 By the way, if you want a great –

01:02:47.620 That's the title right there.

01:02:50.840 Why is whole in every one of our titles now?

01:02:53.620 It's great.

01:02:53.960 Dude, if you do want a great Holocaust joke, go look up Big J's roast of Luis J. Gomez.

01:03:00.380 There's a great Holocaust joke in there. 0.98

01:03:02.140 And he gets – and Big J gets Ari Shafir to read the punchline.

01:03:07.480 And it's amazing.

01:03:08.680 There's a guy who's a recent one.

01:03:09.920 Yeah, but, like, to what you're –

01:03:11.800 Go ahead, Clint.

01:03:12.620 I just wanted to read it.

01:03:13.780 Jonah Perrin wants to know when El Popo or Pete Cuniones are coming on. 0.95

01:03:16.820 As far as I'm concerned, they're both fucking welcome to come. 0.94

01:03:18.980 But I don't think they're going to. 0.97

01:03:20.380 Yeah, I have no desire to El Popo on, by the way.

01:03:22.820 I don't.

01:03:23.340 I mean, if you guys want to go for it, I mean, I'm always able to pop out.

01:03:26.760 But I just don't even think it would be enjoyable, honestly.

01:03:28.780 I mean, we've had him on before, and let's be real. 0.99

01:03:32.480 If he came on, it would only be to be a troll and to fuck with us. 1.00

01:03:35.140 And that's just not going to be funny. 1.00

01:03:36.720 And let's be honest. 0.90

01:03:37.760 There can only be one wigger on this show, so he's not – 1.00

01:03:40.000 We're not going to have him appropriating fucking Clint's culture. 0.99

01:03:44.160 Or we could have a wigger off. 0.99

01:03:47.520 And then y'all just like –

01:03:48.700 I'm down.

01:03:49.480 I'm down. 0.92

01:03:49.920 A wigger off would be actually pretty cool. 1.00

01:03:51.560 That would be amazing, actually.

01:03:52.840 And by the way, with the Pete thing, I would have no problem with him coming on.

01:03:57.440 I actually still watch Pete's show.

01:03:59.340 I like his show, even with all the stuff going on.

01:04:01.380 I just – Pete's not really like that kind of humor.

01:04:04.080 Like, we're going for more funny.

01:04:05.660 I'm not saying Pete –

01:04:06.220 I've never seen him, like, cut loose.

01:04:07.740 I don't know if he's got this kind of thing in him.

01:04:09.940 Yeah, if he did, I'd have no problem with that.

01:04:11.540 It would actually –

01:04:12.100 I like the idea of burying the hatchet if that was a possibility.

01:04:14.820 But I just don't even know if it would really be an enjoyable episode for what we're doing.

01:04:18.140 So, I don't know.

01:04:19.100 Yeah, I just want to say the same for me if Pete ever sees this.

01:04:22.080 Like, I don't really care about –

01:04:24.020 I mean, I told him in private much more than I said in public.

01:04:27.280 So, he knows how I feel.

01:04:28.600 So, I'll just leave it at that.

01:04:30.000 Like, I don't –

01:04:30.500 I haven't said anything behind your back that I didn't say to your face.

01:04:33.940 So, whatever.

01:04:35.060 Like, I'm ready to put it behind us.

01:04:36.280 Well, I mean, it can't be worse than your Ryan Dawson episodes.

01:04:42.960 Critical hole theory.

01:04:45.020 Jacob, I know that's you.

01:04:46.420 You're getting close.

01:04:47.780 You're getting really close.

01:04:49.900 You're really close to your money.

01:04:50.260 He's using party funds to get on Tower Day.

01:04:53.400 Yeah, I'm not going to count that because that's from a – 1.00

01:04:56.340 But you're still close.

01:04:57.740 You're almost there.

01:04:58.920 Lock him up.

01:04:59.960 That's illegal.

01:05:00.640 You can't do that, Jacob.

01:05:01.660 Wait, his name is WinoGrad?

01:05:04.760 Honestly, God, a couple thousand bucks. 1.00

01:05:06.700 A couple thousand bucks when you're on this fucking show, dude. 1.00

01:05:08.800 I'm telling you. 1.00

01:05:09.680 And I would prefer you PayPal it because they take 40% through YouTube.

01:05:12.980 So, if you can just send us a thousand bucks.

01:05:14.480 No, no, no, no.

01:05:15.960 Here's an easy compromise.

01:05:17.780 That would be a great move for the accountant.

01:05:20.800 It's going to be a –

01:05:21.960 It's going to be a –

01:05:22.660 We're competing forces.

01:05:23.920 Whoever pays us a thousand dollars first, he either comes on or he gets blocked.

01:05:26.860 That's how it's going to be.

01:05:27.740 Well, here's a great compromise.

01:05:29.480 It should be whatever the fee is to get an ad on part of the problem. 0.99

01:05:34.420 Damn it. 0.99

01:05:34.820 That's what I was going to say. 1.00

01:05:35.780 Yeah, I'm saying that's right.

01:05:37.340 He probably got a thousand bucks.

01:05:38.580 So, there you go.

01:05:38.940 Or just whoever could convince Dave Smith first to, like, just shout us out on his podcast.

01:05:44.720 Yeah.

01:05:44.920 Because, I mean – 0.99

01:05:45.780 A fucking legit ad. 0.99

01:05:47.060 I'm going to read it all professional. 0.99

01:05:48.780 Yeah.

01:05:49.200 If only we had somebody that got on the part of the problem and then shouted us out, you know?

01:05:54.080 That would be dope.

01:05:54.560 That did happen.

01:05:57.260 Did you?

01:05:57.760 I think Reed did.

01:05:58.480 Clint did.

01:05:59.140 Clint shouted all of us out except for one person.

01:06:02.240 I remember one person.

01:06:03.120 Just top off stuff.

01:06:04.460 Just top off stuff. 0.98

01:06:05.120 How dare you didn't tag me in that artwork for fucking Kurt Kreischer. 0.82

01:06:09.720 And then Jose or someone's like, dude, you have your settings set up so you can't be tagged. 1.00

01:06:14.340 Jesus, shit. 1.00

01:06:15.220 You have your fucking real bad. 1.00

01:06:16.720 Exactly. 1.00

01:06:17.660 My bad.

01:06:18.720 Top is a woman. 1.00

01:06:20.700 He's just gaslighting up Clint to get on.

01:06:24.560 Forget about the tag. 1.00

01:06:25.680 Your balls were snug with his ass in the yard. 1.00

01:06:28.180 Come on. 1.00

01:06:28.520 That's too good to sit down.

01:06:31.000 Yeah, but Eric, to what you were saying earlier, like, I mean, I would not send Tower Gang as a recruitment tool to most people.

01:06:39.540 I mean, some people don't work on, for sure.

01:06:41.360 Like, some people.

01:06:42.440 But, like, this is like –

01:06:43.880 I mean, libertarianism has been stale and boring and, like –

01:06:48.020 Good point.

01:06:48.920 Good point.

01:06:49.500 So, like, we like to bring humor.

01:06:53.240 Go ahead. 0.99

01:06:53.460 It's going to be on the record that if they fucking – if they go woke at all, if they start saying, like, oh, you guys can't make racist or homophobic or whatever jokes, jokes, I'm fucking done, dude. 0.99

01:07:03.760 We're talking about jokes. 1.00

01:07:04.860 Say, fuck you, niggas. 1.00

01:07:06.120 We're talking about practice. 1.00

01:07:08.020 Top Lobster's over here like, wait, we have to start making jokes?

01:07:11.180 What are you talking about?

01:07:12.040 I've been serious this whole time.

01:07:13.620 Top, didn't you say that the libertarian party is stale?

01:07:17.320 That's what – well, she said it.

01:07:18.980 She said that the libertarian party is stale, but that's what started. 1.00

01:07:21.680 I said it's stale because of woke bullshit like this. 1.00

01:07:24.180 And then I just roasted her. 1.00

01:07:26.080 I mean, don't get me wrong.

01:07:27.760 Playing an episode of Tower Gang at the convention would be a huge step in the right direction.

01:07:32.760 I'm not saying this.

01:07:33.940 Don't get me wrong.

01:07:34.920 I do want to say, though, like, that's my – everyone knows I'm, like, the Resident Agress.

01:07:38.920 My main argument – one of my main arguments of why I won't is because I think it will be infiltrated

01:07:44.060 and you're just going to leave a larger platform for your enemies. 0.99

01:07:46.700 So when, like, shit like all you simps come out for Martha Bueno or fucking – or Eric Rodstrap or whatever the fuck. 1.00

01:07:53.640 Like, all you – like, when you come out – 1.00

01:07:54.820 Eric Rods, whatever.

01:07:56.880 The fact that you would even be – 1.00

01:07:57.740 Eric Rods in his ass. 0.99

01:08:00.740 Whenever you guys show you're amenable to them or that's, like, a thing you'd be open to, 1.00

01:08:04.600 it's, like, you're already opening the door to that fucking cancer. 0.98

01:08:07.620 And, like, I know you're, like, well, they're so nice people. 1.00

01:08:10.400 I'm not saying they're bad people, but it's progressivism and that shit's fucking cancer. 1.00

01:08:15.040 It will infiltrate your shit. 1.00

01:08:16.500 I'm dead serious, dude. 1.00

01:08:17.840 They go woke at all. 0.99

01:08:19.400 I'm fucking done. 0.98

01:08:20.560 Like, I'm on the record because I have already said, like, I am fully committed to the Mises Caucus. 0.99

01:08:25.340 If they go woke, which it appears like there is some underlying current of pressure to do so, I'm fucking done. 0.98

01:08:32.740 You have Dave Smith, who's the guy that you're trying to propel to the fucking presidential candidate 1.00

01:08:37.460 to see, he has been on fucking Legion of Skanks for fucking ten years just saying the craziest shit. 1.00

01:08:43.640 You can't – you cannot switch on us. 1.00

01:08:46.220 I've been listening a lot more lately, and they're nowhere near fucking our level of crazy. 0.92

01:08:50.100 They label themselves as offensive, but I'm not very offended at all. 0.91

01:08:54.200 Podcast War.

01:08:55.080 Podcast War.

01:08:55.800 Podcast War.

01:08:56.760 Podcast War.

01:08:57.320 Yeah.

01:08:58.120 Did you guys – you caught that one with the Bob Saget song?

01:09:01.560 Oh, my God.

01:09:02.600 I think that one is on this.

01:09:03.780 I'll watch that, dude.

01:09:04.700 No, it's still very funny. 0.95

01:09:06.000 They're just not as aggressively fucked up as we are, which is – you know, we're still figuring things out. 0.97

01:09:10.520 I think it's because they're vaccinated. 0.97

01:09:11.860 I mean, women who get offended over the stuff we stay on this show, like, just don't watch. 0.95

01:09:16.900 I mean, it's not –

01:09:17.340 It's so simple.

01:09:18.480 What are we doing?

01:09:19.200 We're not saying everyone has to like what we're doing.

01:09:21.980 Just don't watch it.

01:09:22.820 You should.

01:09:23.220 Just go somewhere else.

01:09:24.020 You should like what we're doing.

01:09:24.560 You should.

01:09:24.960 It's not great.

01:09:25.780 But, like, whatever.

01:09:26.900 We also – we're not a recruitment tool. 0.88

01:09:29.420 That's not what – we literally came on here just to dick around.

01:09:32.380 I don't think we recruit the best people. 0.66

01:09:33.700 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:09:34.720 We're here.

01:09:35.860 I think Tower Gang – Tower Power is here to recruit petitioners to go door-to-door to repeal the 19th.

01:09:41.100 Yes. 0.99

01:09:42.380 Leads into our next fucking – 0.99

01:09:44.080 Hey, I'm the only guy you guys actually recruited if you think about it. 0.97

01:09:47.880 Let's be honest, though.

01:09:48.740 Dave has brought in so many people to Libertarianism because of him being on Legion of Skanks, people liking him, then seeing him on Rogan, and then having him pop over to part of the problem.

01:09:57.800 The same shit is going to happen with this, so whether or not we're intending to be a recruitment vehicle, which we're not intending to.

01:10:03.600 We're just trying to have a good time. 0.99

01:10:04.860 It's still going to recruit a lot of people.

01:10:06.160 Well, Clint, your recruitment vehicle appears to be fakertarians, I mean, from what you were saying. 1.00

01:10:10.320 Well, that and my fucking dick, apparently. 1.00

01:10:12.540 That's how I recruit – 1.00

01:10:13.620 And also that you bought a Corvette.

01:10:15.200 That's the other – that's the other – that's the actual recruitment.

01:10:17.920 You actually bought it or did – I thought you were leasing it.

01:10:21.740 You wild man.

01:10:22.880 Clint buys a Corvette and makes a big post about it, and then he's just telling us, like, guys, it's so weird.

01:10:28.160 Like, so many women are talking to me now. 1.00

01:10:29.840 I don't know if it's because I, like, have really deep thoughts or they just don't really like the way I say it.

01:10:33.980 Also, guys, I'm completely broke.

01:10:37.180 I am broke.

01:10:38.260 I am broke.

01:10:38.700 I'm building six houses, dude.

01:10:40.080 I'm rich.

01:10:40.560 Also, ever since I got upgraded from that van, he was like, all the women actually want to get in the car with me. 0.97

01:10:46.820 It's very weird.

01:10:49.260 I've been buying way less candy.

01:10:50.860 I don't have the Bill Cosby there anymore. 1.00

01:10:53.200 But the gas is a bitch. 0.99

01:10:54.160 You got to pay him on the gas. 0.99

01:10:56.200 Dude, how about –

01:10:56.960 Reed, how about when Dawson says that Bill Cosby's innocent? 0.99

01:10:59.720 How fucking – 0.99

01:11:00.500 Dude, Dak Rouleau thinks that too. 0.99

01:11:03.000 The guy – I mean, I know Eric knows him, but yeah.

01:11:06.120 No, I don't know.

01:11:06.780 I honestly don't know much about that.

01:11:08.200 I think that could be true.

01:11:09.100 I have no idea. 0.99

01:11:09.720 I have no fucking clue. 0.99

01:11:11.080 I think all those pudding pops were laced with roofies. 0.99

01:11:14.860 I think that Epstein might not be technically innocent,

01:11:17.620 but I feel like he was a victim of circumstances.

01:11:20.380 It's kind of my dream.

01:11:24.780 Hear me out.

01:11:25.660 Hear me out.

01:11:26.180 We all know who men are.

01:11:27.160 We're all men here.

01:11:28.240 Let's be real.

01:11:28.820 If you had a woman, a beautiful woman come to you, and she fellates you on the regular. 1.00

01:11:32.780 She's fucking doing everything right. 0.91

01:11:34.360 She's super nice to you, and somehow money keeps popping up in your account. 0.97

01:11:37.800 How many questions are you really going to have?

01:11:39.480 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:11:40.620 Jelaine –

01:11:41.220 Jelaine is not beautiful.

01:11:43.040 She just has some BFTs, bro.

01:11:44.480 Yeah, dog.

01:11:45.360 Dude, that's all – okay.

01:11:46.660 Maybe not beautiful, but, like, good enough to where, like, if that's what you're smashing 0.99

01:11:50.260 on the reg, and she's nice to you, and you're getting money, you're like, fuck yeah. 0.99

01:11:53.760 And plus smashing all those kids, too. 0.99

01:11:55.900 Look, it's been important. 0.90

01:11:57.200 She feeds his kids. 0.88

01:11:58.580 She got those big Mossad titties.

01:12:01.620 Love is fun, Clint.

01:12:02.620 Love is fun.

01:12:03.280 Do you think she was, like, lactating from being around children all the time? 0.91

01:12:07.680 Yeah, she's got the Mossad – the Mossad mommy milk.

01:12:12.160 Oh, Christ. 1.00

01:12:13.840 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:12:15.920 God. 1.00

01:12:17.000 It's beyond anything.

01:12:18.540 That was beyond.

01:12:21.420 All right.

01:12:22.280 That's got to be a tweet.

01:12:23.520 That's amazing. 1.00

01:12:25.760 If your tits were legit, you must acquit it. 1.00

01:12:29.540 Thank you, Charles. 1.00

01:12:30.460 Oh, my God.

01:12:32.300 Oh, my God.

01:12:33.140 Honestly, honestly, I feel bad for Ghislaine, too, because I feel like she probably just

01:12:37.640 had, like, the world's most severe case of Munchhausen syndrome, where you constantly 0.98

01:12:43.760 are poisoning your children, but they weren't hers, so it was just kind of fucked up. 1.00

01:12:50.020 You were fucked up. 1.00

01:12:51.620 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:12:52.520 Well, they're waiting for a shot at getting Maria Farmer on your show. 1.00

01:12:55.400 That's over now, Clint.

01:12:56.420 Hey, Daniel.

01:12:56.860 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:57.380 If you got offended, you basically just ruined your chance of ever coming on now.

01:13:01.660 Like, I mean, even with the money.

01:13:03.220 Oh, dude.

01:13:03.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:04.240 If you get offended by anything I say on here, you're such a fucking pussy. 1.00

01:13:07.600 Oh, he's not saying that. 1.00

01:13:08.660 No, no, no.

01:13:09.520 Daniel said that might be the first joke I've ever heard on here that actually offended me.

01:13:15.000 That's why you're not gas material.

01:13:18.420 That's right.

01:13:18.980 If you have a bar, you can't be under it. 0.99

01:13:22.920 You have to have no fucking limit. 0.99

01:13:24.500 Like a soldier from his army. 0.99

01:13:26.860 Oh, yeah.

01:13:26.880 That joke made my mom cry, but I don't care.

01:13:28.620 Ha, ha, ha.

01:13:31.240 Paste.

01:13:32.380 Dude, I actually, I was, I think it was, I was listening to a Big J, like, I think it

01:13:37.540 was This Is Not Happening.

01:13:39.060 And, but it was like, you kind of made me think of like, with jokes and people were just, 1.00

01:13:42.880 he said something about how, oh, your mom's down at the dock sucking dick for money. 1.00

01:13:47.560 And he was, and he was just like, oh, let me go call her because I didn't realize like 0.99

01:13:51.240 she's doing, and they're like, that doesn't bother you?

01:13:53.200 And he's like, no, it's not true.

01:13:54.860 And that's like, it doesn't get like, and I was talking to like Elizabeth, my wife about

01:13:58.940 this.

01:13:59.640 I was like, I can make jokes about literally anything because it's just not true. 0.97

01:14:04.200 I'll literally talk about how, yeah, like I'm from Alabama, so I fucked my mom and like 0.99

01:14:07.960 all this kind of shit. 0.99

01:14:09.200 And it's not true. 1.00

01:14:09.980 Like sometimes you talk about how much you love black people and we all know that.

01:14:13.140 Yeah, exactly.

01:14:14.600 It's not true.

01:14:15.800 So it doesn't matter.

01:14:16.360 I can joke about it and everybody knows.

01:14:20.480 I'm going to start calling mom's exit holes.

01:14:24.700 But that's why I just don't understand like people getting offended about jokes.

01:14:28.000 It's like, you know, these things aren't true.

01:14:29.540 Like you can, I mean, I don't, I don't understand.

01:14:32.100 Like I understand like being shocked.

01:14:34.000 Like, I mean, that, that last one, that, that was amazing.

01:14:37.100 That was a shock.

01:14:38.000 Like I was shocked, but I can't imagine like being angry that somebody made you feel a

01:14:43.600 certain way and that they owe you something.

01:14:45.320 Like they owe you in a, like that feeling.

01:14:47.280 I just don't get.

01:14:48.380 Does that violate the nap?

01:14:49.620 Because technically that's rape, right?

01:14:51.020 If I'm making somebody feel a certain way. 0.99

01:14:52.900 Did I just rape you, Jake and Daniel? 0.99

01:14:55.580 Via the internet? 1.00

01:14:56.520 That'd be awesome.

01:14:57.620 That one guy who was like. 1.00

01:14:59.520 Is it, is it more fucked up because we're not married that I, that I fucked you? 1.00

01:15:04.940 Dude, top. 1.00

01:15:05.940 That one guy though, that you, we were dragging.

01:15:07.660 Gay marriage is against the Bible. 0.92

01:15:09.200 So if you're not married, it's okay. 0.69

01:15:10.820 But no, I'm just kidding.

01:15:12.320 Top.

01:15:12.740 The funny thing is though, that was the, uh, when we all like berated him and finally got

01:15:17.060 him down to his root argument of what he was offended by, that guy in the thread they

01:15:20.580 were making fun of, those tagging dudes, like tagging all the big guys.

01:15:23.600 And we kept being like, oh yeah, tag some more, tag some more.

01:15:25.860 Like he was like, this violates the nap.

01:15:27.920 And that was his final argument. 1.00

01:15:29.620 And it was like, this is why fuck you. 1.00

01:15:32.300 That was astonishing. 1.00

01:15:34.420 Like, I can't even believe that's a real person that would do that.

01:15:37.300 He's tagging all these big fingers.

01:15:39.000 And then at the end he goes, that's a violation of the nap.

01:15:41.660 Like.

01:15:42.140 Oh, and then he actually blocked all of us.

01:15:44.360 I think he threatened me.

01:15:45.300 He said, he was like, if you were in Utah and you were in the Mises caucus or the Libertarian

01:15:49.640 party, the things I'd do to you.

01:15:51.520 I'm like. 1.00

01:15:51.960 I would kick the wall of your soul. 0.99

01:15:53.600 I'm by far the most based Libertarian in Utah. 0.99

01:15:58.380 There's no, like, even, it's not even close.

01:16:01.140 I figured the rule, like.

01:16:02.540 We just kept going.

01:16:03.360 It's like, if you were in Utah and Libertarian party in the Mises caucus and I saw you at

01:16:07.420 an event and he had broken both your arms and legs.

01:16:10.000 And then you had like, and I had a weapon.

01:16:12.640 And then you had like.

01:16:14.040 And it's like 60 degrees outside. 1.00

01:16:16.280 I would beat the shit out of you. 1.00

01:16:17.840 Like the things I would do to you. 1.00

01:16:20.000 It's like, are you threatening me or are you seducing me?

01:16:22.580 Which one?

01:16:22.960 Daniel, I lied before.

01:16:24.120 You're nowhere near close.

01:16:25.020 You got to step it up.

01:16:26.000 Clint, remember when we were doing the most based contest and I was going to do the one

01:16:29.920 about.

01:16:31.180 It was something about like how black people became humans in 1987 or whatever it was with 1.00

01:16:36.840 the Mormon. 0.98

01:16:37.480 Like I was ready to fucking throw it out there on the Mises caucus account. 0.99

01:16:42.020 And I was like, dude. 0.98

01:16:43.600 I thought you meant because AIDS finally made them human or something.

01:16:46.840 No, like it's 1987 or 67.

01:16:49.780 Do you remember, Eric, like when Mormons started considering black people, uh, Sable?

01:16:54.420 As far as I'm concerned, they've never called them humans.

01:16:58.500 Have you seen Mitt Romney around black people? 0.57

01:17:00.540 Oh, what is this thing? 0.62

01:17:01.680 Ah, that's what he had.

01:17:03.680 You look like a chocolate milk. 0.99

01:17:05.760 Bounders and binders of black people. 1.00

01:17:07.160 By the way, I posted a screenshot of that tweet I made that the Catholic church is Epstein's 0.98

01:17:13.720 Island for poor people on YouTube.

01:17:16.500 I had some guy come at me like, why don't you ever go after the Jewish religion?

01:17:21.580 You only ever go after the Christians. 0.99

01:17:23.260 I was like, dude, have you ever watched an episode of the first?

01:17:27.920 I don't mind people that have, uh, like softer sensibilities than us.

01:17:35.580 Like, of course, most people don't have this level of deranged sense of humor and that's

01:17:40.260 totally fine.

01:17:41.480 I want to be on the record.

01:17:42.600 However, if you are a libertarian and you come after me for having a sense of humor,

01:17:46.820 that's a little bit more aggressive than yours. 1.00

01:17:48.840 I don't fuck with you. 1.00

01:17:50.800 You're so weak. 1.00

01:17:52.020 Stop it.

01:17:52.700 Stop it.

01:17:53.040 Stop it.

01:17:53.260 Stop it. 0.99

01:17:53.560 This is the whole reason that we fucking stand out is because we aren't the cathedral. 0.99

01:17:57.420 We say whatever the fuck we want, whenever the fuck we want. 0.99

01:17:59.700 And if you don't like it, don't watch. 1.00

01:18:01.160 Don't do cancel culture shit. 0.99

01:18:02.440 Don't critique us. 1.00

01:18:03.220 Just shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:18:03.940 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:18:04.680 Don't talk about us. 1.00

01:18:05.340 Please. 0.99

01:18:05.640 Have you guys considered maybe we're just like fucked up? 0.88

01:18:08.160 Cause I know where I'm from. 0.94

01:18:11.380 It's like, I think it's like, it's probably just me. 0.98

01:18:16.460 Cause where I'm from, like when I say this shit, like everyone looks at me like I have 0.99

01:18:19.560 five heads, but I somehow find, I found someone from Alabama, California, fucking Utah, you 0.99

01:18:25.840 know, Florida, New Hampshire, Massachusetts. 0.98

01:18:28.180 And like, and like, oh, these guys are on the same wavelength as me, but like everyone else

01:18:32.180 around me just doesn't get it.

01:18:33.640 So maybe we're broken.

01:18:34.740 This is the reason that I, I don't know because all of my best guy friends growing up were,

01:18:40.180 well, this is all we talked like that.

01:18:42.420 All of us talk like, I just assume this is how everyone talks.

01:18:44.920 Honestly.

01:18:45.200 My, my college friends are worse.

01:18:47.080 Like it's, it's actually, I will not say stuff on here that I have said on a job site.

01:18:52.780 Like I would, I'd lose my show.

01:18:54.900 Like it wouldn't be worth it.

01:18:56.160 I mean, it's no, it's actually, I think top.

01:18:58.500 I mean, you guys have seen me in the group chat with the stuff that isn't public, like

01:19:01.760 you don't want to keep it alone.

01:19:03.040 I think this is the, the Michael Malice thing, the argument of how like most people are just 0.51

01:19:08.160 NPCs.

01:19:08.840 And like, I think like, you're just like, you're, you're, you just see the NPCs and

01:19:13.460 like, they're just like the, okay, no, you're the weird one.

01:19:16.880 They make you feel weird. 0.99

01:19:17.680 But like, you're just, I mean, you're just not in the fucking matrix. 0.98

01:19:21.460 Right. 0.98

01:19:22.260 It's kind of like, yeah.

01:19:23.580 If it's something that you're not like allowed to say, then you kind of just want to say it.

01:19:28.280 Well, like Clint was saying, it's legit a thing that people just talk like this and they

01:19:32.760 don't want to admit it.

01:19:33.680 Like my best friend is like, and I say best friend, I'm not a social guy.

01:19:37.540 I probably haven't seen the dude in like a month, but like, but we used to hang out on 0.98

01:19:40.780 the regular, especially when we were both in the military and fucking like, he was black. 0.97

01:19:44.040 And then you're like, yeah. 0.99

01:19:44.580 He's like a normie political black dude. 0.98

01:19:49.340 And like, he is, we have, me and him have said way more fucked up conversations and it's 0.99

01:19:54.300 been hilarious. 1.00

01:19:55.540 And it's like, but like, then people are like, you're a fucking racist. 1.00

01:19:59.320 I'm like, okay. 1.00

01:20:00.520 And he'll be like, I have a black.

01:20:02.860 Yeah.

01:20:04.440 Well, it's like I said last time on, I think it was the last show. 0.88

01:20:08.320 People who don't realize, people who don't appreciate fucked up humor have probably not been 0.80

01:20:13.740 through anything hard at all in their lives. 0.97

01:20:15.960 Because every time that I've gone, aside from being on this show or whatever, every time

01:20:20.080 I've gone into like deep, dark, depraved humor is when you're like trying to get through

01:20:24.540 something really tough.

01:20:25.740 Like if you're working 30 hours straight or if you're like hiking in 20 below zero weather

01:20:33.620 or whatever, like, I don't know. 0.99

01:20:34.540 Like that's when the fucking really dark, disgusting jokes come out. 0.99

01:20:38.340 So when people can't appreciate it or can't at least ignore it, I just always assume, 0.99

01:20:43.080 oh, you've never actually been through anything tough in your life.

01:20:46.120 It's not a coincidence.

01:20:47.160 It's not a coincidence that Reed waited to get his butt surgery until I had a girlfriend.

01:20:52.140 He's like, all right, well, I got time to heal up.

01:20:54.640 I got a window.

01:20:55.520 Well, I'd be afraid you'd go for the wrong hole, Clint.

01:20:57.800 That Reed and Joe Rogan just had Tim Dillon on. 0.99

01:21:02.200 Tim Dillon is, in my view, one of the fucking, he's the soul of the age. 0.96

01:21:06.100 He's our bard, man. 0.99

01:21:07.300 He's brilliant.

01:21:08.140 He'd be a mountaintop if we got him on this show.

01:21:10.400 There's no up from there.

01:21:11.900 Oh, yeah.

01:21:12.560 Yeah.

01:21:12.980 Dillon's the greatest.

01:21:13.940 And he made the point that just your average American that just watches sports and is obsessed 0.99

01:21:19.820 with that kind of shit and they're caught up in all the bullshit culture war and all 0.99

01:21:23.740 that, he basically said, you know, Joe, don't you just look at those people as a subspecies? 1.00

01:21:28.400 They're just a subspecies.

01:21:29.780 And I think for a lot of people who don't pick up on this kind of humor or aren't comfortable

01:21:35.120 with it or front that they're not comfortable with it, a lot of them are just, you know,

01:21:38.680 they're NPCs or they're a subspecies, man.

01:21:40.800 They just don't get it and they're caught up in the matrix and they can't get outside

01:21:46.100 of it.

01:21:47.160 Are you calling them Jewish or something?

01:21:50.460 No, I'm calling them Russian. 0.99

01:21:52.960 Okay?

01:21:53.220 They're Russians. 0.95

01:21:54.060 Okay?

01:21:54.180 No, there's just, there's a lot of people, man. 0.99

01:21:57.420 They're just, they're caught up in their own bullshit and they're afraid to, to step outside 0.99

01:22:02.620 of the comfort zone. 0.99

01:22:03.620 And we all know people like that in our lives.

01:22:06.380 It haven't been our families too.

01:22:07.720 Well, I just, I just hate it when I see people that I know, I know personally in real life 0.99

01:22:12.520 talk crazy and then they are going online and starting to fucking talk shit about us. 0.99

01:22:17.300 Like, like this is just, it's so obvious what's happening. 0.99

01:22:21.840 I don't want it.

01:22:23.400 I don't want it.

01:22:23.760 I don't want it.

01:22:24.960 You guys, you guys feel free, but I don't want to. 0.87

01:22:26.760 I'm just saying, I'm just saying like, it's so obvious that you were fucking, uh, virtue 0.91

01:22:31.000 signaling and it's, it's right. 0.98

01:22:32.700 Ugh. 0.98

01:22:33.220 It is disgusting.

01:22:34.520 And I don't think any of us would be like, Hey, you, you, no one has to have the same

01:22:38.640 line as us.

01:22:39.240 I don't think anybody like you can have your own line.

01:22:41.520 I don't even have the same line as you. 0.99

01:22:43.020 You fucking drop hardy yards constantly. 0.99

01:22:44.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:45.120 But, but it's also, but it's the thing of saying, but that's just their line. 1.00

01:22:48.840 And then there's people that, but you don't have to go like, fuck you because your line is 1.00

01:22:52.840 farther than my line. 1.00

01:22:54.020 Right.

01:22:54.820 No.

01:22:55.360 Like we all have different lines. 1.00

01:22:56.440 Just like, I don't have to say, fuck you because you like, you know, you're a piece 1.00

01:23:00.780 of shit. 1.00

01:23:01.000 Are we talking about cocaine? 1.00

01:23:04.460 Let's talk about lines.

01:23:05.720 Cole and Jose are, are the, like the highest echelon of line.

01:23:10.840 Like you can't get any higher without, without starting a Holocaust. 0.96

01:23:14.040 So like they're right there.

01:23:15.760 And then all of us are in some sort of, uh, delineating fashion beneath that.

01:23:19.440 I don't know.

01:23:20.040 Top Lobster.

01:23:20.800 He, he was flirting with that line.

01:23:22.760 That's not true.

01:23:23.240 Like I think he might be in that category with them.

01:23:25.080 But he's not on it.

01:23:25.900 Like he's not like crazy 24 seven.

01:23:28.820 You have to like, you have to like go top into getting into like, you have to like criticize

01:23:37.060 his art or something to get him to go to that level. 0.97

01:23:39.740 Any other time Top is like, Hey guys, can you shut the fuck up about like all this other 1.00

01:23:43.380 shit you're talking about? 1.00

01:23:44.340 And then I'm like, goes in there and starts a bunch of drama. 1.00

01:23:47.360 Yeah.

01:23:47.760 Top, you can never tell us to shut up about anything again.

01:23:50.820 You have lost that card.

01:23:52.100 Hold on.

01:23:52.520 Hold on.

01:23:52.940 Wait, the people in the group chat, you handled that doxing a little bit too aggressively

01:23:57.400 there, Clayton. 0.99

01:23:58.380 Martha didn't say shit to you, Doug. 1.00

01:24:00.360 You're just like, plow, plow, plow, plow, plow. 1.00

01:24:03.960 So can we have a poll?

01:24:05.500 Whose drama was more, uh, was more, was most justified?

01:24:09.780 Mine or Reed's and your guys with this whole, uh, whatever, the drywall thing.

01:24:16.200 Whatever.

01:24:16.340 What was that about?

01:24:17.760 What do you mean by justify?

01:24:19.520 Like justified for our detractors or justified for us?

01:24:22.560 More entertaining.

01:24:23.780 Are we calling this, are we calling this drywall gate now?

01:24:26.940 Is that what this whole thing you know is?

01:24:29.300 I would actually say yours is better, Top, just because it was like more punchy and less

01:24:34.120 long. 0.98

01:24:34.480 Where ours is just like retarded. 1.00

01:24:36.500 Because it's like this retarded game of telephone to where like almost a year out now and being 1.00

01:24:42.520 like, no, this is a fax.

01:24:44.940 I've posted this, I don't know how many times. 1.00

01:24:47.420 You're just fucking a dishonest piece of shit who believes anything you hear. 1.00

01:24:50.900 I can't even follow the most recent thread today. 1.00

01:24:52.940 He's like some other guy and he has a show. 0.99

01:24:57.120 And he's like, who the fuck is this guy? 1.00

01:25:00.260 Yeah. 0.99

01:25:01.360 Well, they're losing power in the inner circle because everyone's been blocked.

01:25:05.220 So they're like, okay, we need to start going to like outside the Liberty movement to, you

01:25:09.160 know, start spreading this more.

01:25:10.620 See, this is why, that's why my beef was so much better.

01:25:14.300 It's like, all right, you got two Spanish people, this spick versus this spick, and 1.00

01:25:17.820 then I win.

01:25:18.840 And that was it.

01:25:19.420 It was like two days.

01:25:20.320 I wrapped it up real nice.

01:25:21.320 I took some white women with me and I took the other guy, Dan, from, with the big hat.

01:25:25.940 You're welcome.

01:25:27.160 I'll just say your detractors actually shut up when they get proven wrong.

01:25:32.020 Like, ours are different.

01:25:32.980 Ours multiply when they get proven wrong.

01:25:34.980 They just like gain more following somehow.

01:25:37.860 Whatever.

01:25:37.960 Keep your own show, I guess.

01:25:40.000 Because I'm having Martha on Friday, I'd like to know from you, Top.

01:25:43.360 Straight from the horse.

01:25:44.960 Shout out.

01:25:46.540 Shout out, Liberty.

01:25:47.120 You did it, not me.

01:25:53.360 No, Clint, you did it.

01:25:54.980 Hey, you almost did it, Cole.

01:25:58.960 I told you, but I did it.

01:26:00.920 I would like to know, is your beef with her primarily just the Hispanic, like the 1.00

01:26:05.340 identitarian nonsense? 0.95

01:26:07.940 All right.

01:26:08.600 So the thing that I talked about with my art in the beginning, that was very annoying.

01:26:13.580 But I haven't made any contact with her since then.

01:26:17.000 Then she attacked Josh Smith because something was going on in Cuba and she felt like she was

01:26:22.280 entitled to go on his show.

01:26:23.420 And I was like, I was going to say something, but then I was like, no, I was like, this 1.00

01:26:27.440 bitch is stupid. 1.00

01:26:28.000 I'll let her just keep going. 1.00

01:26:29.160 Then she attacked Angela McArdle for something stupid. 1.00

01:26:31.380 Then she attacked Dave Smith for something ridiculous. 1.00

01:26:34.260 And I was like, this is just a pattern of behavior. 0.53

01:26:36.200 So I blocked her. 1.00

01:26:37.540 And then in the chat, someone sent a screenshot.

01:26:39.960 So I unblocked her. 0.65

01:26:40.960 And that's how I responded. 0.99

01:26:42.260 And what she was saying, it was the identitarian bullshit where it's like she said she's the 0.99

01:26:46.280 only Hispanic person in that. 0.99

01:26:47.800 And I hate, I really hate, like, unless we're making jokes about me being Puerto Rican, 0.66

01:26:53.320 I hate harping on, like, my ethnicity or whatever it is.

01:26:57.080 But if you want to play that game. 0.98

01:26:58.520 I think of you as a retarded person, not a Hispanic person. 1.00

01:27:01.960 Well, I mean, really, Puerto Rican and retarded are really the same thing. 1.00

01:27:07.880 But that's the part that annoyed me.

01:27:09.640 And I was like, you know what?

01:27:10.260 I'm just going after her. 1.00

01:27:11.340 Puerto Ricans are, like, retards, but with, like, prison shanks. 1.00

01:27:15.360 A lot of kids. 1.00

01:27:18.200 You better watch out for Pete.

01:27:21.980 So that's the crux of it. 0.99

01:27:23.940 That, yeah, it's just, you know, I don't like the woke identitarian bullshit in the party. 0.97

01:27:30.160 She's attacking good people that, you know, you know the guys that she's attacking. 0.99

01:27:34.020 Not to mention that the fucking Florida Mises Caucus is 40% Hispanic. 0.99

01:27:37.620 Like, I'm not even saying that that matters because I don't think it does. 0.99

01:27:40.620 But you're just flatly wrong.

01:27:42.700 I don't understand this argumentation.

01:27:44.340 It's like, it just seems, again, kind of like a SJW takedown tactic.

01:27:49.300 And I just don't like that.

01:27:49.920 It's worse than that.

01:27:51.360 It's, you're not paying enough attention to me. 0.98

01:27:53.460 Eric's just sitting in the background like, holy shit, I'm so glad I'm not registered. 0.98

01:27:56.480 Eric, give us a Martha Bueno impersonation. 1.00

01:28:04.880 I don't know her.

01:28:06.520 She could walk in.

01:28:07.300 She could come in on all fours right now, and I would not know her.

01:28:09.640 Okay, I don't know who Martha, I don't know who this Martha Good is, okay?

01:28:14.100 I'll give her that.

01:28:15.820 Which is like, if she needs more to the Fed thing. 0.99

01:28:18.100 Well, if she was just standing normally, you'd think she was on all fours, so. 1.00

01:28:21.540 By the way, I do want to shout out, bring back up Daniel's super chat.

01:28:27.780 Because it was, it's actually really nice.

01:28:29.340 It's actually really comforting.

01:28:30.920 I thought he was lying.

01:28:32.040 He's trying to get on the show.

01:28:33.060 It's beautiful, but you're still not going on.

01:28:34.440 It's very beautiful.

01:28:35.500 Honestly, I agree for you guys, because you all pushed me out of my comfort zone, helped

01:28:37.760 me regain my sense of humor I used to have.

01:28:39.980 I mean, that's just.

01:28:40.700 Well, tell me when he gets to full strength, you know.

01:28:42.700 Dude, how can you read the Bible and not have a sense of humor?

01:28:45.640 Sorry, I just had to throw it in there.

01:28:46.720 Do you guys watch Always Sunny?

01:28:48.480 Yes. 0.93

01:28:49.120 What's the name of the crackhead priest? 0.87

01:28:52.340 I forget. 0.93

01:28:53.540 You know what I'm talking about, right?

01:28:54.960 That they just like abuse him?

01:28:55.920 That's, that's Jacob Daniel to this show.

01:28:59.140 It's been a while.

01:29:01.440 I can't remember.

01:29:02.180 And then could Anne Frank cut it on Epstein's Island, or would she go missing?

01:29:05.660 I mean.

01:29:06.000 She'd be able to hide, man. 1.00

01:29:07.320 She's got that shit covered. 1.00

01:29:08.860 She could hide. 1.00

01:29:09.180 Well, she'd be able to hide, because you could just spread her ashes over the sand.

01:29:12.280 Reed, Reed, you know this. 0.99

01:29:13.740 God does have a super fucked up sense of humor. 0.98

01:29:16.120 I vaguely remember. 0.98

01:29:17.060 I wish I could remember more of the details. 1.00

01:29:18.540 There was one time where the Israel fucking, or the Jews who were the fuck, took over this 1.00

01:29:23.120 one tribe, and they killed all the men, and God commanded them to fucking only keep the 1.00

01:29:29.080 clean women, so like the virgins, and to keep them as their own, which the way they, I think 1.00

01:29:33.960 they even specified in the Bible, too, to like kind of look at them to tell if they're

01:29:37.360 virgins, which anyone who has a modern understanding of biology knows, women can break their hymen 1.00

01:29:42.720 from not being, like, from other things than sex. 1.00

01:29:45.920 So it's pretty hilarious that God was like, ah, fuck them. 1.00

01:29:48.040 Well, he was like, stone them on your fucking, stone them on your doorstep with all the 1.00

01:29:55.400 men of the town, if they don't bleed out on their wedding night, like, the important 1.00

01:30:00.360 question to ask him right now is, was the Holocaust really that bad if she had enough time to write

01:30:07.880 a diary?

01:30:08.920 That's true.

01:30:09.700 I mean, like, I don't know.

01:30:11.560 Evidence in Hitler's favor. 0.98

01:30:13.020 The ballpoint fan, Eric.

01:30:14.300 That's all I'm going to say.

01:30:15.160 For some reason, when I read that super chat, I got Anne Frank mixed up with Helen Keller.

01:30:20.960 So I'm doing it.

01:30:25.220 There's a really good skit in there somewhere, you know? 0.99

01:30:29.360 Would this bitch that's moaning all over the place be able to hide well? 1.00

01:30:32.960 That's what I was like, who would ask that? 1.00

01:30:35.260 I don't know if I'm doing good, but she's just always moaning. 1.00

01:30:39.120 Come here, bitch. 1.00

01:30:41.020 That reminds me of, it was some skit or some comedian was like, imagine if Al Pacino was 1.00

01:30:45.980 in a movie about Anne Frank's life.

01:30:48.100 They're up there, hiding between the cupboards and the floor.

01:30:51.160 Up there.

01:30:52.500 You know?

01:30:52.920 You've got to be quiet.

01:30:54.820 Dude, I was like, Anne Frank must have had a really hard drive, because she couldn't have

01:30:58.480 seen or heard the Nazis coming, so.

01:31:01.600 That'd be Helen Keller. 0.98

01:31:02.820 Helen Keller.

01:31:03.120 Helen Keller.

01:31:03.800 That's the joke, Cole.

01:31:05.300 That's the joke.

01:31:06.000 Oh, good one.

01:31:07.280 Yeah.

01:31:08.060 Sorry.

01:31:09.240 Infowars.com.

01:31:10.280 Do you think a Helen Keller would be more valuable on Epstein's Island, rather than like

01:31:14.960 a regular kid that can see and touch and feel?

01:31:18.060 She can feel.

01:31:20.940 She's being in really dark territory.

01:31:22.920 It would be really handsy, you know? 0.98

01:31:31.640 We're all going to hell.

01:31:35.740 I don't even believe in hell, and I think we're going there now.

01:31:38.540 I don't even believe in Helen Keller.

01:31:43.820 My mom used to work at the...

01:31:48.320 Helen Keller's home is in Alabama, where she grew up at.

01:31:53.720 And so they still do...

01:31:54.760 You can tell it's her house, because it has no mirrors in the bathroom.

01:31:57.160 And so they do the play live, the miracle worker there.

01:32:02.160 My mom used to work at it. 0.88

01:32:03.320 And I remember telling my mom, I was like, oh, by the way, there's like an internet meme

01:32:07.040 that Helen Keller actually never existed.

01:32:09.480 She was like, what, she existed?

01:32:10.780 And I was like, maybe not.

01:32:12.600 You don't know.

01:32:13.100 You never met her.

01:32:13.980 Well, you know that joke about like if a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one

01:32:17.720 hears it, like doesn't exist?

01:32:19.940 Clint, are you a Heller cost denier?

01:32:22.440 Is that what you're saying?

01:32:23.060 What does Alex Jones think about Helen Keller?

01:32:26.920 Folks, we have the documents.

01:32:28.440 Folks, we got the documents.

01:32:29.900 Helen Keller, she was a double, triple, quadruple agent.

01:32:32.740 She actually could hear and see she had 20-20 vision.

01:32:35.100 She could hear anything coming from a mile away, folks.

01:32:37.080 She was deep, deep, quadruple, triple undercover, folks.

01:32:39.800 Working for the Saudis, working for the Pakistanis, working for the Israels, but actually working 0.96

01:32:42.580 for the Russians.

01:32:43.420 Infowars.com. 1.00

01:32:44.160 I see you're telling me this is a woman, she's deaf, and fucking blind, and she's supposed 1.00

01:32:50.480 to be an inspiration. 1.00

01:32:52.120 This is just a bridge too far.

01:32:54.920 I'd marry her.

01:32:55.640 You could have just stopped that woman being inspiration, and I wouldn't have believed it.

01:33:01.560 God.

01:33:03.600 See, when he says that, like, we actually mean that, though.

01:33:07.000 That's the issue.

01:33:07.940 Where's the line?

01:33:08.760 On Friday, she's going to have all of them ready to go, Clint.

01:33:11.140 Well, hey, it's fine.

01:33:13.400 I hope to bring a whole reel of my most sexist jokes and anti-Hispanic jokes, the one about 1.00

01:33:19.560 Puerto Ricans.

01:33:20.820 Make sure she tags Spike, Michael Heiss, and Dan Smotts.

01:33:26.740 Weird combination.

01:33:29.320 Helen Keller actually did exist, and she was on Epstein's Island, and the whole Miracle

01:33:33.540 Worker thing, Ann Sullivan was actually Jelaine Maxwell, and the water was actually the Atlantic 1.00

01:33:38.840 Ocean.

01:33:39.300 Dude, I'm not going to lie, it was very confusing that dude didn't tag Dave Smith.

01:33:46.220 Like, I don't know what to make of that, because, like, that's the obvious go-to, but maybe

01:33:50.000 it was just, like, Dave Smith.

01:33:50.820 No, he probably is one of Dave's haters. 0.99

01:33:53.400 He probably thinks, like, oh, he's a fucking Nazi, so I'm not going to tag him. 1.00

01:33:57.140 Deep down, he's like, this shit is hilarious, and Dave will laugh. 1.00

01:34:00.020 Yeah, I know. 1.00

01:34:00.720 If he had tagged Dave, I just would have gone harder.

01:34:02.840 Like, I want to flex for my boy. 0.99

01:34:04.960 Oh, I might have shit on Dave just to do it. 0.97

01:34:07.240 I actually did meet someone the other day that actually, like, does not like Dave, and 0.96

01:34:14.400 it's just like, why'd you have him on your podcast?

01:34:16.360 He's not entertaining.

01:34:17.240 And I was like, let's get this.

01:34:18.860 Travis does not miss.

01:34:22.200 He only got his once in a show, but he's batting a thousand.

01:34:25.280 She's a woman. 1.00

01:34:31.300 We already knew she was dumb. 1.00

01:34:32.540 Being blind and deaf as well. 1.00

01:34:33.720 Tough break. 0.99

01:34:34.980 Fucking brilliant. 0.98

01:34:39.180 Oh, man. 1.00

01:34:39.860 Crypt Daddy getting in on the fucking dunking on these people, too, man. 0.99

01:34:44.120 That show's hilarious. 0.99

01:34:44.980 Oh, that was amazing.

01:34:46.680 God, I love Crypt Daddy so much.

01:34:48.080 I want him to be, like, a permanent resident of the show.

01:34:51.560 He's going to be a permanent resident somewhere.

01:34:53.240 He's going to be chairman of the Holocaust caucus.

01:35:00.140 Oh, that's true.

01:35:00.900 Adam, I'm sorry. 1.00

01:35:01.660 I should have called him a faggot, basically. 1.00

01:35:03.700 I should have been so nice. 0.99

01:35:04.760 I mean, he already has, like, it's weird about when people say nigger, so, I mean, it's already 0.70

01:35:09.560 gay, so. 1.00

01:35:12.080 What the fuck are you eating over there? 1.00

01:35:16.240 He doesn't have time to eat. 1.00

01:35:19.160 He's been trying to beat level three all day long.

01:35:22.480 You're not lying, dude.

01:35:23.560 All I've eaten was cereal, and then I played video games for ten hours, and I'm starving.

01:35:27.280 Yeah.

01:35:27.860 Every time I've ever done a podcast with you, you, like, haven't eaten for, like, eight

01:35:31.800 hours.

01:35:32.260 It's like, dude, just eat, like, before you go on a podcast.

01:35:35.120 He's four.

01:35:35.840 He literally has no money.

01:35:36.960 He can't.

01:35:37.380 Hey, you know what?

01:35:37.780 I have lots of money, and I just have, like, three shirts, like, Top Lofts to point out

01:35:41.600 the other day.

01:35:42.140 All you gotta do is go, Ashton!

01:35:44.300 Sandwich!

01:35:45.720 No, you see, the thing is, it's like swimming.

01:35:48.000 And then you hear a crashing of a window.

01:35:51.000 I never know what she's doing back there. 1.00

01:35:53.580 Ashton actually was on a boat in Austin with Scott Horton today.

01:35:57.540 What's your house?

01:35:58.220 I don't know what to make of that. 1.00

01:36:00.260 Scott Horton probably has a huge dick. 1.00

01:36:02.260 Scott Horton was on a boat. 1.00

01:36:03.120 He looks like a fucking hog. 1.00

01:36:05.340 He was on a boat in a river full of Dr. Pepper. 1.00

01:36:07.100 No bullshit.

01:36:09.540 First thing he does when I got on his boat, he goes, Clint, Dr. Pepper? 1.00

01:36:12.740 And I was like, a fucking Scott Horton Dr. Pepper? 1.00

01:36:15.780 Give me that shit. 1.00

01:36:16.640 Yeah, you're damn right. 1.00

01:36:17.240 Dude, first time I met Scott Horton, I, like, came up to him and was like, hey, man.

01:36:20.980 Dude, I'm, like, super happy to meet you.

01:36:22.440 Like, you've been such an inspiration to me.

01:36:24.380 You know, like, you're one of the many things that made me think about getting on the military.

01:36:28.660 Blah, blah, blah.

01:36:29.520 And then he was just like, and he, like, literally, like, finished his bong rip.

01:36:33.000 He's like, you want to hit this dog?

01:36:34.080 I didn't hear anything you said to hit this bong, bro. 0.95

01:36:39.140 He handed me a Dr. Pepper and a joint.

01:36:41.560 So, yeah, you're.

01:36:42.360 Dude, that, like, late night foreign policy prayer circle we were having after.

01:36:47.480 That was amazing.

01:36:48.360 You and Toad.

01:36:49.100 Yeah, man, that was incredible.

01:36:50.340 That I missed because I was having, trying to have a threesome with a horse. 0.56

01:36:53.480 Which, by the way, no penetration occurred. 0.97

01:36:58.440 No ejaculation as well. 0.99

01:37:00.120 Unit of fuck not complied with. 1.00

01:37:01.660 I did not have sex. 1.00

01:37:03.460 I did not have sexual relations with that one. 1.00

01:37:06.640 Well, you might have had sex, but you didn't fuck. 1.00

01:37:09.700 I just pushed the button once and that was it. 0.99

01:37:12.440 You didn't bring enough ivermectin.

01:37:13.480 You were trying to bang a horse fat, Dave.

01:37:15.460 Did you use ivermectin as lube?

01:37:17.020 Because it works for lube.

01:37:18.920 Great lube.

01:37:19.900 Great lube.

01:37:20.480 I had ivermectin and I had a barrel of hay and I just said, bend over, you can eat

01:37:24.060 the hay. 1.00

01:37:25.620 You just bend over and her ass was full of your face. 1.00

01:37:33.760 I'm not going to lie, you're pretty dope. 1.00

01:37:35.240 You know who bends over and is right here.

01:37:41.240 You got to move the tail out of the way.

01:37:43.520 She wouldn't even have to bend over.

01:37:44.900 She could just stand in front of you. 1.00

01:37:48.140 I've always wanted.

01:37:49.140 I've always had a weird fancy boat with like a really tall chick. 1.00

01:37:52.040 She's got to think that would be weirdly hot.

01:37:53.540 I don't know why, but.

01:37:54.620 Just a good looking one though.

01:37:56.380 Yeah.

01:37:57.340 Oh my god.

01:37:58.500 It's not that one.

01:38:01.160 So which WNBA team did she play for? 0.98

01:38:06.760 The Mustangs.

01:38:08.120 The Mustangs.

01:38:10.400 What does Donald Trump think about tall women? 0.99

01:38:13.560 I've always wondered what he thought.

01:38:14.900 Well, I mean, you know, you look at Ivanka.

01:38:17.600 She's very tall and if she wasn't my daughter, you'd probably be dating. 0.99

01:38:21.340 No, I agree.

01:38:22.000 She's very. 1.00

01:38:22.460 We could call her a piece of ass. 1.00

01:38:23.700 I went on Howard Stern. 1.00

01:38:24.580 I said, we could call her a piece of ass. 1.00

01:38:26.300 She definitely is. 1.00

01:38:27.400 What I do, I love tall women and that's why I build things. 1.00

01:38:30.240 I build platforms and I build ladders and I climb up them and I fuck them and it's incredible. 1.00

01:38:34.820 I give big schlonging from Trump Tower Jr. 0.99

01:38:37.920 Like the plane going into the tower.

01:38:39.660 It's unbelievable. 1.00

01:38:40.300 Wait, I'm not so sure you have a big dick though. 1.00

01:38:43.920 You got proof of this? 1.00

01:38:44.880 Like, can you compare it to something or?

01:38:46.360 Well, look, any of my ex-wives know that if they besmirch Trump Tower Jr., I can sue them 0.89

01:38:50.460 and I can get $1 billion per inch so I can get $3 billion.

01:38:57.060 Big facts, Tyler.

01:38:58.780 Seems a little high.

01:39:00.240 Yeah, it's a good thing Donald Trump wasn't a historian after World War II because then the

01:39:04.400 Holocaust numbers would be like, be like 10 billion, 10 billion news.

01:39:08.240 So many, so many billions and billions of people are saying, they are, they're saying.

01:39:14.440 Can you do an impersonation of Hitler mixed with Donald Trump?

01:39:17.780 Oh, God.

01:39:19.520 Well, that would just be like any kind of dinner party at Trump Tower.

01:39:22.960 It would just be like an operation.

01:39:24.500 It'd be like a weird.

01:39:26.260 Yeah, it would just be Trump.

01:39:28.080 It'd be Trump looking in the mirror.

01:39:30.040 That was a little redundant.

01:39:30.860 Yeah, good point. 0.98

01:39:31.440 Hitler saying nigger. 0.99

01:39:32.580 Do it. 0.97

01:39:36.020 Rosie O'Donnell.

01:39:38.240 You want to take us out?

01:39:44.780 Yeah, you want to wrap it up?

01:39:46.040 Take you out?

01:39:47.000 Jesse Ventura for the outro.

01:39:49.400 Well, you know, Clint, Fat Dave, Top, Jose, Toad.

01:39:54.780 I see you over there, Toad.

01:39:55.780 I didn't forget about you.

01:39:57.140 That reminds me.

01:39:58.380 I licked a funny colored Toad down in the bar and some really weird things happened one

01:40:02.580 night.

01:40:02.900 If you can believe that.

01:40:04.980 And Reed, we got Reed Coverdale over there, that sweetheart out in Utah who drives trucks

01:40:09.500 and bangs hot lot lizards. 0.93

01:40:11.700 I banged a lot of lot lizards in my day.

01:40:14.060 I was a patched over member of the Mongols Biker Club.

01:40:19.860 Oh, God.

01:40:20.920 Yeah, this is fun, guys.

01:40:21.900 Thank you so much for having me on.

01:40:24.040 And you've been a fan of the tower.

01:40:27.500 Those towers are very powerful buildings.

01:40:29.200 And there had to be something more than the planes that brought them down, if you know

01:40:31.960 what I mean.

01:40:33.780 You've seen that clip.

01:40:34.880 Trump said that on the day of.

01:40:36.440 They brought them on.

01:40:37.280 And he's like, these were very powerful buildings.

01:40:39.240 And to me, there had to be something more going on than the planes to bring them down. 0.99

01:40:42.820 Yeah, and then he ended up sucking the cock of the country that might have helped contribute 0.99

01:40:48.220 to them falling down. 0.99

01:40:49.460 Well, in one of the debates, he was like, you're going to find that Saudi Arabia was

01:40:52.300 involved more big league than people even know in 9-11, okay? 0.98

01:40:55.420 And then he goes over there, puts his hands on the Dragon Ball Z globe, and fucking sells 0.98

01:40:59.580 them billions in arms. 0.99

01:41:02.120 Amazing.

01:41:04.000 Imagine had he been as based as he appeared to be entering the presidency.

01:41:08.660 God, it would have been amazing. 0.99

01:41:09.420 Yeah, hey, he had a great opportunity with Trump, and he fucking blew it. 0.93

01:41:15.140 But yeah, big fan of you guys, and I appreciate you having me on and all you do. 0.96

01:41:20.740 And it's walking the walk for the First Amendment and what it means to be all about liberty and

01:41:26.240 speaking about things.

01:41:28.580 By the way, this is your last chance to denounce us before the show ends.

01:41:32.680 So just make sure you disavow all of us.

01:41:35.820 This is probably the worst episode we've ever done in terms of.

01:41:38.480 I will say that at Tower Gang, there are very fine people on both sides of the street, okay?

01:41:47.740 That's all I will say.

01:41:49.200 All right, and that woman, she should not have tried to run at that guy's car in Charlottesville.

01:41:52.800 That's all I'm going to say.

01:41:56.520 It should have never happened.

01:41:58.540 It was self-defense.

01:42:00.080 Proud boys, Tower Gang, stand down, stand by.

01:42:03.340 Hey, man, where can they follow you, do all this, your workouts?

01:42:11.320 Because Travis is a huge workout guy, so he's really excited for you.

01:42:15.540 So where can they follow you and keep up with everything?

01:42:17.920 Get Travis on the show. 1.00

01:42:19.280 He can talk you through this shit. 1.00

01:42:20.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:42:21.820 Yeah, so I'm working hard to keep my YouTube channel growing.

01:42:27.240 It's Jackman Radio on YouTube, and I have a Patreon going.

01:42:30.460 I'm just asking people for five bucks a month.

01:42:32.940 I really would like to just be able to do this full time and focus all my attention on it.

01:42:36.940 So if you're interested in what my brother and I do, you like our comedy, the stuff we report on,

01:42:41.300 the guests we have on, it's patreon.com slash jackmanradio.

01:42:45.180 And then I'm on Twitter at jackmanradio.

01:42:46.840 I'm very active on Twitter.

01:42:48.200 I love the tweets.

01:42:49.280 I love tweeting.

01:42:50.260 It's fun.

01:42:50.960 We do the tweets.

01:42:52.720 And I'm on Instagram at senatorjackman and then jackmanradio on there.

01:42:57.840 And yeah, we're just going to keep at it.

01:43:01.100 And Four Horsemen, we all love the Four Horsemen.

01:43:03.460 It's a great show.

01:43:04.880 And Reed and I and Dawson are going to finally meet in person in D.C. in March.

01:43:09.720 So there's going to be a seismic shift in the universe when that happens.

01:43:15.060 Take a picture to show that, Ryan, you really are over six feet.

01:43:18.100 We know you are.

01:43:19.280 I hope I'm taller than him.

01:43:21.000 That'll be hilarious.

01:43:21.980 I am Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown.

01:43:27.380 You can follow me on YouTube by searching Liberty Lockdown or at Liberty Lockpot on Twitter.

01:43:32.020 Liberty Lockdown everywhere else.

01:43:33.040 Thank you guys for having me again.

01:43:34.360 Who's next on your show, Clint?

01:43:37.500 I still haven't heard back from Bert Kreischer. 0.97

01:43:42.440 So if you are listening and you're a fan and you want to see Bert on this show, which he already DMed me saying he's coming on, fucking shoot out DMs. 0.51

01:43:52.260 Well, you can't DM him, but shoot out ats and say, when are you coming on? 0.76

01:43:56.660 When are you coming on? 1.00

01:43:57.200 Just fucking hit him. 1.00

01:43:58.580 Hit him. 1.00

01:43:58.700 Do it. 0.99

01:44:00.100 I am Reed Coverdale, the naturalist capitalist.

01:44:03.180 Friday, I've got Kim Iverson coming on. 0.99

01:44:06.320 And then Saturday, it's Phil LeBonte and James Lindsay.

01:44:10.360 And there was something else I was going to say.

01:44:11.260 What a 48 hours.

01:44:12.100 My God.

01:44:13.160 Yeah.

01:44:14.520 There's something else I was going to say, too, but I completely forgot.

01:44:17.020 So there you go.

01:44:17.620 Don't say anything else.

01:44:18.300 Hey, Reed.

01:44:18.840 Reed, just tell Phil I'm not really that big of a drunk and I'm sober right now.

01:44:22.200 Dude, Eric, I mean, Clint, when we were hanging out with Phil in New Hampshire, he was more drunk than he was on the Four Horsemen.

01:44:31.520 It was bad. 1.00

01:44:32.360 Holy shit. 0.99

01:44:32.980 I was autistic nonverbal at that point. 0.99

01:44:38.480 He was doing Helen Keller out there.

01:44:41.040 Yeah, it's basically Helen Keller.

01:44:42.480 I did go for Phil's guns.

01:44:44.340 I did.

01:44:45.940 No, there was a point where Phil was talking to a cute waitress and my brother was also very autistic.

01:44:50.380 And he said, yeah, something about a pool.

01:44:53.640 And Phil has a pool at one of his houses.

01:44:55.700 My brother was like, yeah, and Ron Paul's there hanging out in a bikini.

01:44:58.700 You know?

01:44:59.960 I think he said a thong, actually.

01:45:02.000 A thong.

01:45:03.320 All right.

01:45:03.900 And I'm Jose Galeeson.

01:45:05.520 I have the No Way Jose show.

01:45:06.840 I don't have anything interesting to announce.

01:45:08.340 I've been doing a couple of live readings.

01:45:10.200 I think I'm going to have Keith Knight on for the John Hesnes episode of the Anarchist Handbook shit. 0.93

01:45:15.440 I, too, would like money.

01:45:16.820 So if you want to give me money, patreon.com slash nowayhose2020.

01:45:19.260 My wife has been bugging me about having another kid lately. 1.00

01:45:22.120 So I would like to have another kid, but I'm like, nah, nah, bitch. 1.00

01:45:25.180 We need to wait, like, until I, uh, I would like to, I'm, I'm, I'm at a spot where I'm, like, making ends meet. 0.97

01:45:30.200 But if I could get to the point where I could draw back, like, the 30 jobs I have to where, like, uh, but, and make the same amount.

01:45:35.800 Because I want to have more time if I'm going to do another kiddo. 0.65

01:45:37.660 So if you want to make a kid happen, give me fucking money at patreon.com slash nowayhoseh2020. 0.99

01:45:42.200 Uh, fucking, uh... 0.99

01:45:43.580 You should call it the baby fund, dude. 1.00

01:45:44.540 You'll get some more support. 0.99

01:45:45.940 Yeah, give me, yeah, give me fucking money. 1.00

01:45:47.240 I want another fucking kid. 1.00

01:45:48.380 If Josh Smith can have 18,000 kids, you can have three, okay? 1.00

01:45:52.020 Oh, I know what the other thing I was going to say is, now that I have this microphone, when I start talking, you guys can actually fucking hear me. 0.91

01:45:57.160 Like, doing all these episodes before. 0.89

01:45:58.580 I'd, like, start talking.

01:45:59.800 What did you say I can't hear?

01:46:00.720 And you guys, yeah.

01:46:02.820 No, it's incredible.

01:46:03.960 It's such a huge improvement, dude.

01:46:05.620 Because before, the latency made it so that you couldn't, like, show your quick-wittedness.

01:46:09.360 So this is perfect.

01:46:10.240 Thank you so much. 0.96

01:46:10.960 And thank you, Cole, even though you still don't have a fucking real microphone, do you? 0.96

01:46:16.400 Oh, you do? 0.98

01:46:16.900 Okay, okay.

01:46:17.980 By the way, Danny, you're so close.

01:46:19.580 So close.

01:46:21.400 Proud of you guys.

01:46:22.700 Top.

01:46:23.480 Well, you know, I'm about to hit 8,000 subs, so I figured, oh, I can get a microphone now.

01:46:27.220 You know, that might be a good idea.

01:46:29.580 You can catch me at Top Lobster underscore on Twitter, Top Lobster everywhere else, TopLobster.com.

01:46:35.560 I'm carrying the merch of Tower Power Hour, No Way Jose, Naturalist Capital, So Liberty to Lockdown, and Break the Cycle.

01:46:42.800 So go out there, support me, support them, and, you know, they're getting a profit from that.

01:46:47.640 And we're going to eventually try to segue that into, I don't know, some kind of advertisement on Pornhub or wherever we can put it.

01:46:56.340 Eric, it's nice talking to you, man.

01:46:57.960 I hope the next comedy show you do, they use this video as reference as to why you can't use their venue.

01:47:03.620 Yeah, this is something to pop Ryan Dawson.

01:47:06.860 At least it's legit, then, you know?

01:47:08.740 We're going to be starting a Patreon for Tower Gang, but it's not going to go towards marketing the show.

01:47:13.320 It's going to be so that we can buy Toto Wife. 1.00

01:47:16.200 So contribute as aggressively as possible, please. 0.88

01:47:19.840 All right, I'm Tower King Cole, and then, I guess, whatever, the fucking Tower Gang, you know, podcast and wherever we're at. 0.51

01:47:28.560 But we're going to try to get on. 0.93

01:47:30.580 I think we had to reschedule.

01:47:32.100 So we had Eric on tonight because we were going to have on Natalie Cuomo, and then that didn't happen.

01:47:37.220 So we think we're rescheduling.

01:47:38.680 Clint's talking to her.

01:47:39.440 Clint talks to all – anytime that we have a big guest, they always DM Clint for some reason.

01:47:43.180 I don't know why. 0.97

01:47:43.620 Because I have fucking 30,000 followers. 0.99

01:47:45.340 I look like I'm legitimate. 0.99

01:47:48.300 I used to look too legitimate.

01:47:50.560 I know, dude.

01:47:51.480 You'll get this.

01:47:52.720 I'm halfway back to where I was.

01:47:54.280 I reached out this week.

01:47:55.260 I'm at 9,500.

01:47:56.580 Hell yeah, dude.

01:47:57.980 And then, by the way, I'm actually starting a new podcast next week.

01:48:01.200 It's a sports podcast with me and two buddies from college, and then also Toad and Clint and all that.

01:48:07.040 They're probably going to be on it all the time anyway.

01:48:08.800 But it's going to be really fun.

01:48:10.800 So it's going to be kind of like this. 0.99

01:48:12.280 Not as many N-words and faggots, but sports. 1.00

01:48:15.480 Toad doesn't even watch sports. 0.99

01:48:16.800 He just bets on it.

01:48:18.120 That's true.

01:48:19.000 He doesn't talk about it.

01:48:20.680 That's true.

01:48:21.720 I need to lower my stress levels.

01:48:25.880 Toad, feel us out.

01:48:27.960 Yeah, and also Fat Dave and I are going to be – I believe we're on Rebel with the Cause tomorrow.

01:48:32.860 Tomorrow.

01:48:33.380 Yeah, so we're going to be talking to the other Eric tomorrow.

01:48:36.700 And he said he has some sort of surprise for us, and I have no idea what that's going to be.

01:48:40.160 So he's missing nut.

01:48:43.220 He's going to show us his missing ball.

01:48:45.760 That's true.

01:48:46.280 Yeah, that's right.

01:48:46.980 And, yeah, thanks, Eric, for coming on.

01:48:48.940 I was going to say that I think anytime Eric does anything wrong, he should just blame his brother for it.

01:48:53.920 It was his brother every time.

01:48:55.940 But he never had that before.

01:48:57.180 It was Mike who did the show tonight.

01:48:58.920 There was no Eric.

01:49:00.960 Yeah, thanks, boys.

01:49:02.280 You guys are great.

01:49:03.120 I love it.

01:49:03.680 Keep it going.

01:49:04.540 I really appreciate it.

01:49:05.880 Hell yeah.

01:49:06.140 See you guys.

01:49:06.600 We love you.

01:49:06.940 All right.

01:49:07.900 Peace out.

01:49:08.360 Peace out.

Tower Gang - January 21, 2022

Ep 53 - Hole-o-Cost w⧸ Eric Jackman

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