Tower Gang - Ep 55 - Auschwitz Ozone Hole w⧸ Geno Bisconte

00:00:00.000 is this better what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off 1.00

00:00:05.420 dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan 1.00

00:00:12.760 with two kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs 1.00

00:00:19.680 to account for it white women must be stopped that's right what yeah we can stay horny and 1.00

00:00:27.400 retarded longer than she can stay sane what your ass ass to penis ratio maybe you could say we had 1.00

00:00:34.200 sex but we didn't fuck oh jesus fat dave fuck you man hey what is up everybody sorry we're late that is 1.00

00:00:48.600 all on our fucking guest tonight when i find that son of a bitch 1.00

00:00:54.740 still not here no idea where he is so uh yeah well it's me toad jose clint and then also our 0.99

00:01:03.920 guest tonight gino visconte comedian podcaster all around funny great guy how you doing gino

00:01:10.340 i to quote my father if i was doing any better i couldn't stand it how are you guys great pretty

00:01:17.220 good man you want to yeah you want to i don't i think we're kind of in a very specific circle

00:01:21.840 of people so i don't know there might be a lot of new people aren't familiar with you so i don't

00:01:24.980 know if you want to introduce yourself well hi i'm uh gino i'm a capricorn i'm the half of the in

00:01:31.540 hot water podcast i work over the little thing called compound media and yeah that's it i mean i

00:01:38.640 don't know what else to tell you i i think that's most of it am i right am i good yeah you nailed it

00:01:43.660 well you're gonna be in hot water they put a gun to my head and made me drink whiskey with this 0.98

00:01:49.200 fucking guy in his underwear that sounds weird i can explain maybe i shouldn't go on you guys go 0.99

00:01:53.860 i always love watching the naked cowboy and do all the shit he does i remember honest to god guys so 0.99

00:02:00.320 this and like you if you follow the show you know i like a beverage or two so i'm having a drink 0.98

00:02:05.260 some fans and then the naked cowboy he's been on the show twice which

00:02:09.020 is awesome it doesn't take a lot he just wanders down from 42nd and he comes by and we're we're we

00:02:15.340 got a a fan comes by and he brings a little a little uh what is it jameson black barrel and you

00:02:20.680 think it's lazy because it's black barrel but no it really gets the job done and thank you colors are

00:02:26.540 lazy and i because i'm a contentious uh host i say you don't drink to you and i swear it's like

00:02:33.980 something out of high school and he goes i don't and he chugs the bottle now that is that is an

00:02:39.820 affront to me and i say oh yes and then i chug it as well and then it becomes a whole thing and then

00:02:47.200 next thing you know we're going just chug for chug and i got a couple in me and then suddenly 9 15 is

00:02:53.040 9 30 and here we are hi how are you guys but that's it but but anyone that watches the show knows

00:02:59.560 that's the show it's a it's a well-controlled runaway train and it was so much fun and then

00:03:05.700 and then it's like i got the 9 30 show and i get a text at 9 25 where are you where am i and then i go

00:03:11.260 we'll start the show at 9 15 so now you're all fine yeah we always tell the guests 9 15 but really

00:03:17.500 the thing is 9 11 being the joke you know you know everyone gets it but uh

00:03:21.320 guys by the way whenever you make fun of us for not being professional or you know just being you 0.77

00:03:35.820 know all around just kind of shitty people like this is this is a legit professional comedian 0.76

00:03:40.620 podcaster and i mean this is our level we're all right there i mean aim high fellas fellas aim high 0.88

00:03:49.220 aim high what at least uh gino's got a cigar that's much bigger than coals so dude i'm i misspoke i used

00:03:58.040 to uh smoke a cigar on every episode because i was outside but unfortunately i'm married now why did

00:04:03.820 you stop why would you stop okay i moved and i'm married and outside i don't have a light

00:04:09.560 so usually i would have to smoke outside but uh or my wife would kill me if i try to smoke inside 1.00

00:04:15.940 so in the dark that one man i was like i mean i wish but i mean i have i have my all my cigars in

00:04:24.000 my box in my room and i'm just like i i just got a box for uh christmas and everything but i have to 0.91

00:04:30.220 smoke outside aren't you an engineer put a fucking light up like you're like probably good he can draw 0.97

00:04:36.180 the plans just can't do it himself i like his idea well he is a civil engineer and we know that 0.99

00:04:44.020 civil engineers are all actually retarded and they do all work for the government so 1.00

00:04:47.860 are we doing unwrapping videos now 0.99

00:04:49.700 what's the junkest you've ever been as a as a professional

00:04:56.700 as a professional drinker can you can you still drink too much or is it just like

00:05:03.100 you go unconscious at some point yeah you can't you can't drink enough as a professional drinker

00:05:09.100 believe you me you cannot and don't get me wrong like there's a there's a balance there's a fine line

00:05:15.660 but it's like i look i've said this before here's my problem i'm really good at drinking and by that i

00:05:22.200 mean when the lockdown hit and please i don't have to even get into my takes on covid for for you

00:05:28.600 people to if you follow the show to know how i am saying with it but when it first hit i stopped

00:05:32.420 drinking and not because i'm like i'm not drinking till this is over it was no fun to drink i really

00:05:38.760 like drinking and when they're like well you can't have fans in the studio anymore bringing your booze

00:05:45.160 and we're shutting the bar across sorry guys across the street when they said that i'm like

00:05:52.040 well then i'm not going to drink because it's no fun they're like well just sit in your apartment 0.74

00:05:55.480 and drink in a zoom meeting and i'm like you're gay i'm not doing that i'm not it's so sit alone in 0.99

00:06:03.960 my apartment with booze and toast a fucking computer no so i didn't drink for like eight months and and 0.99

00:06:10.280 and then people would say to me hey congrats on quitting drinking and i would say it was like stolen 0.95

00:06:15.320 valor i'm like no no no no i'm not like you know i'm not one of those jackets yeah i don't want to be

00:06:21.880 weird i can't wait to drink again and then when it became fun to drink again i was into it so now it's

00:06:28.040 like all right i'm gonna i'm gonna just try and find like grooves for my drinking but it's it's it's

00:06:33.800 every day is fun to drink again and i've been drinking every day that would check out yeah so every day

00:06:39.000 so yeah you're hey who's one of the uh the other comedians i i can think of one off the top of my

00:06:43.320 head but another comedian that can match you shot for shot you go out you have a pressure come on

00:06:51.160 there are certain comments and we talk about burt chrysler can go shot for shot because he's he 0.99

00:06:55.640 likes drinking he's you never hear stories about burt chrysler unless he's being fucking given like molly 0.97

00:07:01.640 without his knowledge why are you here it's not a guy to go down we like to drink we joe bartnick 0.96

00:07:08.840 a great comedian he opens for fucking uh bill burr these are guys that like to go out and have a 0.92

00:07:14.840 drink or as uh bartnick says a pop like i don't know when it became a thing like i don't drink because 0.78

00:07:19.960 i thought yeah i can do stand up and then get drunk i don't go on stage hammered but there's it's it's

00:07:26.040 getting to the point where there's a handful of comics that are fun to go out and drink with and

00:07:30.360 not these guys like ah i don't want to drink no one cares save the world on your time no one cares

00:07:36.680 yeah i remember uh i was watching uh the skeptic tank today with ari shafir and he had mark norman

00:07:43.800 and samarill and that's what they were talking they were just talking about just getting hammered

00:07:47.960 and they had all these drinks around they were just like i know norman drinks i love drinking with him

00:07:52.360 does samarill drink he was he was drinking on that and he apparently he got i mean he got he gets pretty

00:07:58.520 drunk sometimes he actually seemed i mean i know he has a little bit of a list but by the end of the

00:08:03.080 podcast i mean he was like slurring like it was pretty bad it was i was like he's pretty

00:08:11.400 you know who i used to drink a lot and then he stopped and it broke my heart and he was so good

00:08:15.640 at drinking uh dan soda dan soda yes oh we used we used to have a couple we used to have a few just to

00:08:22.520 get lubricated uh and then he's like i'm not drinking he just gets high which is fine

00:08:27.960 but he was a fun drinker there are some guys that are just fun 0.95

00:08:31.800 fucking drinkers and he he was one of them yeah well i mean i wish his sister knew how to be a fun 1.00

00:08:36.360 drinker oh go on 1.00

00:08:40.440 by the way for those that don't know uh dan soda's sister died in a car accident so

00:08:44.200 that's great was she dui when it happened no i don't think she was uh i don't i really don't

00:09:01.160 know i just remember that she was dead because i just remember them making fun of uh dan soda on

00:09:04.600 the uh rose of louis j gomez and they were just talking about his sister being dead i think his mom

00:09:09.800 died in it too but i don't think we've talked about your grandpa dying thing since you because

00:09:14.600 you oh yeah my grandpa died that's why i wasn't on the show last week my uh well we talked about

00:09:19.880 it without you call yeah i did by the way i was telling toad this before the show i i haven't watched

00:09:25.720 any of our episodes ever never watched i didn't watch the one last week i didn't watch anything so

00:09:30.840 i don't even know what was said about me to uh chrissy mayor was on our show last night

00:09:34.920 last week gino so i don't know what they fucking said to her but we we pushed her 1.00

00:09:42.200 chrissy mayor likes to have a drink i love hanging with chrissy mayor she's not afraid of a beverage 0.98

00:09:46.760 hell yeah i bet she can get pretty loose when she has a beverage in her 1.00

00:09:50.600 he's like he's like she's not afraid of a beverage you can just put a roofie in there no

00:09:54.120 problem she can't be spooked can we say spooked i don't see color but she's not what she's not

00:10:00.040 afraid of a beverage come on in one of our early episodes we had a whole giant bit about spooks

00:10:04.680 you remember that guys oh yeah it was gooks we were talking about gooks because uh yeah because

00:10:09.560 it was a mccain or was it chain yeah mccain said something about um i i killed a bunch of gooks or 0.53

00:10:14.680 some shit like that i don't know yeah yeah he said he hated the gooks it was like in the early 2000s too 0.60

00:10:20.040 so it was like way past no i think that's what he said maybe both i don't know it was like way past 0.98

00:10:27.240 the point where you could just be like oh well that was a different time you're like whoa

00:10:30.440 yeah that guy was almost our president

00:10:36.280 we were so close yeah

00:10:39.400 by the way get these uh super chat oh let's say yeah we got uh super chat from meredith who is the

00:10:44.920 one who secured the bag on this one with her fun bags uh 0.99

00:10:49.320 we see these are these higher how are you hey

00:10:55.400 i do want to say thank you uh i don't know if you guys saw we we might we may touch on that a little

00:10:59.560 bit but we finally got our first ad for tower power we didn't do part of the problem uh we're not gonna

00:11:04.280 go into the details of why uh but i mean we were trying a little bit different we've noticed we have

00:11:08.440 we seem to do well with the female audience so we were like why not target that i don't know why women 1.00

00:11:12.920 like us i mean i don't get it maybe it's we're we're known misogynists we're very clear on it

00:11:18.200 i think that's why they like us yeah i guess like women like being next it works it's just true yeah 1.00

00:11:24.680 so uh yeah so we appreciate your super chats keep those coming so we can keep advertising

00:11:29.160 uh you know all the money goes into and toad keep winning your bets so you can keep funding also

00:11:34.200 yeah i'm not doing well tonight if my girlfriend could stop super chatting us so that i don't end

00:11:43.800 up funding our own advertisements that'd be great too uh i wanted to say my my drunkest uh ever story

00:11:51.320 and well there's two but the one's kind of lame i was in college and i did edwards 40 hands but i did

00:11:56.840 two 40s of steel reserve in both hands that were like taped to my hands and i nearly killed myself

00:12:01.800 right well you're supposed to use old english right yeah but i went for steel because i'm not 0.55

00:12:06.680 a pussy and then uh and then the other time you i'm sure you guys have heard of centennial club 0.98

00:12:12.040 right where you take 100 shots of beer wow no no i've heard of the power hour of course yeah okay 1.00

00:12:19.800 well yeah there's power hour and then there's centennial club so if you do power hour but you

00:12:23.640 stretch it for 100 minutes which means 100 shots of beer which is like something like 14 beers in

00:12:28.200 an hour and a half then you you're a centennial member so i did that but towards the end of it

00:12:33.880 um my buddy starts skipping because he can't like there's so much carbonation you gotta like take a

00:12:39.000 break to burp and try and decompress right so he starts beer bonging every seven minutes because we

00:12:43.880 do the math we figure out that every seven minutes is every seven shots is a beer so he starts beer

00:12:49.080 bonging to keep up and then i he's that's a bad decision i don't need to skip ahead but i'm

00:12:56.040 guessing this was a bad decision a horrible decision so come on i'm sorry i'm sorry no it's okay we get 0.97

00:13:02.040 up to like the 70th minute and we're sitting at the table and he just fucking projectile vomits across 0.97

00:13:07.800 the table like like towards me it was horrifying but i'm i'm committed right and i'm super hammered at 0.96

00:13:13.320 this point so i'm like i'm gonna fucking get to it you're locked in you are locked i am locked in 0.99

00:13:18.040 i'm 19 years old my liver is fully functioning i'm like let's fucking go dude so i start to do it and 0.94

00:13:23.240 i i'm not i'm not doing the beer bong route but we get down to like i'm at 143 and i am like right 0.94

00:13:28.920 on the verge of vomiting so i have seven left and they fucking gear up a beer bong for my 15th beer 0.94

00:13:35.720 in an hour and a half and i beer bong it right at the 100 minute mark and repeated what he did 0.97

00:13:43.400 that's actually really similar to what i wound up doing stupidly during the uh case race for liberty

00:13:48.440 where yes yeah it was whoever drank the most beer in we're supposed to be finishing a 30 rack in four

00:13:54.840 hours but nobody could actually do that unless they went at your pace but i thought that i was going to

00:13:59.560 win i was going at such an extreme pace that i almost did what you did and i think i drank 16 and a

00:14:03.880 half in two hours you don't remember but i was on that stream right before you left

00:14:10.680 i'll say this speaking of dan soda when he used to drink there's a classic episode and maybe i'm

00:14:16.040 just saying it because i was on there's a it's there's a classic episode of legion of skanks where

00:14:21.240 it was like it's the perfect storm where i was just bullshitting with someone and they're like hey

00:14:25.880 just come by the show nate bargazzi was on he's fucking brilliant so it was on and we got into a 0.91

00:14:32.040 discussion and suddenly it's we're doing an hour of power we're doing an hour of power it comes right 0.79

00:14:37.880 up you if you google legion of skanks you know our power any of those and wow hijinks ensued but wow 0.98

00:14:44.680 we were just fucking stupid drunk and and it's like i remember i remember the episode like let's do an 0.98

00:14:50.920 hour of power i don't remember it ending i do not remember how it ended i don't i watch me on and i'm like 0.99

00:14:56.600 that's me all right i know that but no it's white noise when when i when i die it's gonna be like

00:15:03.480 and then it will be static while i'm watching me that wasn't the episode where where lewis threw the

00:15:11.880 the shot glass at jay was it no no nor was it the episode where i kept interrupting dave and he's like

00:15:19.160 and i said i won't interrupt you anymore and he's like okay and i was like that that oh

00:15:23.720 it was you i remember he was livid livid and i love dave but he was livid with me

00:15:33.640 that's funny right look i won't interrupt you all right

00:15:37.640 not even speaking work debt debt i totally remember that episode that's so funny

00:15:44.600 i would love to see um like dave really angry at somebody i've never actually seen him angry

00:15:56.120 and i'll have to go back and well i can't because i'm not a guest

00:15:59.080 well actually he was angry for dave you know what i mean he was like 0.94

00:16:02.040 fuck he was like he was really yeah he couldn't wrap his brain around a guy that's that's 10 years 0.98

00:16:08.600 older than him that's acting like a toddler oh why it was very funny yo who's 0.99

00:16:14.440 hb are they yeah that's what i was gonna ask i was like i'm confused why are you asking for a

00:16:19.480 streamer like are you some big wig we should know what is it is this burt kreischer finally following

00:16:24.680 up we were supposed to get hurt by the way and i think he got to come on and i think he got cold

00:16:31.320 feet when he saw that we used the n-word aggressively really we've used it once or twice someone probably

00:16:38.920 sent a super chat mostly the guy in the top right hand corner here i've used it once or twice but

00:16:43.720 mostly in comedic effect you know it tastefully you know but uh cole just you know throws it out 0.99

00:16:50.680 there but hey i do it when it's needed you know whenever we're talking about the whenever there's

00:16:55.480 a black person the conversation i mean the late unemployed whenever there's a lull in the

00:17:02.760 the conversation you just need to you know get a reaction no but if you don't know burt i'm

00:17:09.720 pretty sure oh 100 he's used it i know that for a fact i mean he's not a guy to uh he thinks he's

00:17:16.440 younger before he was i mean super big uh i'm talking about he's always been fat but not like

00:17:22.920 louie has a great bit about this like where he says like people would be like say the n-word and like

00:17:26.920 dude you're making me think it like just say it yeah that's right kind of rude honestly i i did a

00:17:33.560 show but that's just it it's like it's like any of these things that freak people out now more than

00:17:39.160 ever it's so much fun to use it like i'm gonna for lack of like a weapon like because it's like if

00:17:45.560 it freaks you out good then you get the word power all the n-word when you say the n-word you're

00:17:51.000 basically saying and i know you guys scream nigger five times before i came up but i'm not into that 0.98

00:17:56.600 word but you guys like no no let's get it all out now and you're seeing who can scream it louder than 0.98

00:18:01.080 the next but i'm glad you got it out of your system because these niggers get it but it's such a fun 1.00

00:18:05.320 word it is because people will be like oh and the real fun way to like do jokes is is say anything but 0.96

00:18:13.880 the the actual word the phrase the n-word or the word nigger because you say oh i did a joke in my 0.95

00:18:19.800 video this week i do football videos and i said jimmy garoppolo should go to the eagles because 0.93

00:18:27.080 their quarterback is jalen hurts a black guy in the philly the south philly guineas hate him and

00:18:31.800 now when they're screaming the quarterback's name jimmy g that will have one less g than what they're

00:18:36.760 calling jalen hurts because in in the brain all these up top everybody are like are they calling him

00:18:44.040 a nigger and they're like oh i can't believe and no one cares no one cares you know and then you get 1.00

00:18:50.040 then you get someone like whoopi goldberg who's not the n-word she's a silverback and she's a 1.00

00:18:55.320 fucking dipshit i've been told so long she was great i grew up with her you kids when she was in 1.00

00:19:01.800 a thing called comic relief you four were uh sperm but she was great she was with billy crystal and uh 1.00

00:19:09.320 uh and and robin williams who's hilarious you can call robin williams now and ask him

00:19:19.560 but and she was great she was funny and then she did sister act which i don't care what anyone says 0.99

00:19:24.840 was a funny movie and she was in ghost where she was being an actress and she was fine and then

00:19:30.920 fast forward to a couple decades later where she's on the view and she's like i'm smart i'm 1.00

00:19:35.640 smart people tell me i'm smart and she could say stupid fucking things where if a white person if 1.00

00:19:40.840 a white person says the holocaust wasn't about race you know you know it's like oh if a white 1.00

00:19:47.400 person says something defensive like look i don't think the jews are responsible for global warming 0.90

00:19:52.520 even though there's a huge hole in the ozone over auschwitz if a white person 0.99

00:20:03.560 i'm sorry but you understand and that's that's what goes on with these things like no it's uh

00:20:08.840 it's uh it's it's it's you can't do that and it's like no and they don't realize the racist thing in

00:20:14.680 the world you can do is say uh i'm gonna give whoopi goldberg a pass because she talked like a 1.00

00:20:19.400 retard but she's black no and i'm sorry that that coon is retarded but you can't give him a pass 1.00

00:20:29.880 does uh does whoopi still have the uh like the white dreadlocks where she looks like one of those 0.99

00:20:34.280 fucking uh trannies from the matrix i believe she does yeah she does i'm more interested in talking 0.99

00:20:41.720 about how incredibly fat she's gotten like she looks like she ate ted dancing she is ginormous 0.99

00:20:47.720 yeah but why wouldn't she get fat because she like her i love their last uh her response to the 1.00

00:20:55.240 charges where she said ooh da to da wookie i love that

00:21:05.000 and that is what i say about comedy now it is its own worst punishment like look i have to be funny

00:21:11.240 because i'm a straight wink wink white male well over 40 so you know how i get work i have to be

00:21:19.560 funny and i say this to black straight comics and i'm like you don't check nearly enough boxes it used

00:21:25.240 to be 10 years ago oh this guy's black we better give him a break this black straight guy's a 1.00

00:21:30.280 fucking problem you have to be a woman a trans nine other fucking genders that just came up so that's what 1.00

00:21:38.680 and it's its own punishment because then you get to be these people that they think they're funny 1.00

00:21:43.400 when they're not and then suddenly it's a year later they're like what am i now they're done with you

00:21:48.360 because you're a year older and exactly the same and you've lost your 1.00

00:21:52.040 fucking cachet or whatever they fucking call it i mean even gay black men are no longer safe hey 0.99

00:21:57.560 hey gino is mike david from red bar radio funny speaking of funny i don't know mike david from 1.00

00:22:03.560 red bar radio i said this years ago i hope he's really sick because either he's really sick 0.66

00:22:09.320 and he can't do shows or he's not sick but he wants people to think he's sick

00:22:13.240 so they keep funneling money into him but i it's another thing gino was right 10 years ago 0.99

00:22:18.200 this guy's a pathetic sad hack 0.93

00:22:21.480 do you want to know what's great about the show me and aaron do me and aaron show up 0.99

00:22:25.560 and whatever we said a moment before the camera starts we talk about hell yeah mike david sits there

00:22:31.240 and watches all these podcasts or other people report on podcasts and and busts and talks about

00:22:37.160 them that's not fun that's not oh he reports on podcasts cool hey hey mike uh if you could

00:22:43.960 do a write-up about us we'd really appreciate it yeah well i checked he's not dead it's a shame

00:22:49.880 but he's not dead but that's just what kind of life is that 0.56

00:22:55.080 see here's the thing like we we're niche we're fucking libertarian we we think we're funny 0.91

00:23:01.080 and shit and we know we're not but we're not we're not really but like and we have the same 0.99

00:23:06.120 fucking people that are like you know talking shit and they like bring up clips and shit and i guess 0.99

00:23:11.560 it's the same even when you're a professional comedian and they still come after you for the 1.00

00:23:16.200 pettiest shit you say and they're just like look at what they said it's like yeah yeah i said it i'm 0.93

00:23:20.600 a comedian i literally if it made one person laugh it's funny and like that's why i do the podcast 0.99

00:23:26.040 and even if it didn't make someone laugh it's still it's still funny to me hb this is funnier

00:23:31.320 i don't know why we would do that look you kids are young and i'll say this and you know it but

00:23:37.080 it bears repeating you basically said it that's the old model is i've got it like you look at late 0.99

00:23:43.480 night tv it's a joke steven colbert is an absolute he'd be the biggest faggot in the world if jimmy 1.00

00:23:48.760 kimmel hadn't leapfrogged him while putting his taint in his face but late night tv is awful now i 0.96

00:23:54.840 grew up watching letterman and it should be carson and letterman and they were great and now these guys

00:23:59.480 are just shills for the left and they say nothing that's funny they say nothing i said this on the

00:24:05.960 show and i'll say it again and it sounds deep and it is but it's a fact if you don't go within you go

00:24:10.520 without and i swear to god i thought it was a buddhist quote it's from that book conversations with

00:24:15.240 god somebody told me but think about this you have two ways to create you can go with it and say

00:24:20.440 what you guys just said whether you realize it or not i'm going to say what i want to say i'm going

00:24:24.120 to do what i want to do i'm going to go within it's going to come out and it will find my audience 1.00

00:24:27.880 or you can do with these fucking faggots these cucks are doing like kimmel fucking kimmel and colbert 1.00

00:24:34.600 and fucking you know fallon they're like they go without they're like this is what the world wants 1.00

00:24:38.760 let me fucking sluffle anything that's harmful shove it down my throat regurgitate it and you know 1.00

00:24:43.560 what that is work and we don't work i mean we're white but we don't work and that's why 0.99

00:24:50.760 it's its own worst punishment being these people that think they're succeeding when they're not

00:24:55.960 they're working when the beauty of what goes on now is and i said this like when i moved up here

00:25:01.000 in 2001 i i'm like that was way back when i'm like all it wasn't even a thought it's like this is what 0.98

00:25:07.640 you do you move to new york you work on a set you get a solid 15 minutes you get a fucking scene you 0.97

00:25:14.200 get an agent you get a fucking late night spot you get a festival you get a sitcom you play by the 0.95

00:25:19.240 rules and that's how you make money not anymore now you know what you do and and i did this without 0.95

00:25:23.560 realizing because i always say there wasn't a time when i said that's it i'm gonna say what i want to

00:25:28.600 say and they'll come to me i think there was a time when i said that's it i'm just gonna say what i

00:25:31.880 want to say can't do it any other way but it fragments so much the industry every five ten

00:25:37.160 years and now suddenly you have all these platforms like youtube and patreon and all these ways to

00:25:41.560 monetize with paypal and venmo and suddenly all you need is a group of people and you don't need 0.95

00:25:47.560 an agent you know your biggest fucking fans are excuse me your biggest promoters are your fans i 0.99

00:25:52.600 never heard of you guys till a week ago chris is like you gotta do this podcast like what are you 0.99

00:25:56.200 talking about then i see you on fucking uh social media and and then my friend fucking meredith 1.00

00:26:01.720 is like you gotta do i'm like i'm in i'm in but that is all you have to do now and all you have 0.97

00:26:07.160 to do to work and it's beautifully simply it's beautifully simple it's elegant you have to be 0.85

00:26:12.360 yourself you have to say all the dumb dick jokes you want to do you got to work on the new bit like uh 0.95

00:26:17.720 uh no no um no i had a new i had a new holocaust joke i can't remember it oh god oh they i did a show 0.99

00:26:27.800 this week they got so mad i'm like i the holocaust doesn't happen again not with these gas prices oh

00:26:33.240 like shut up i've no we've never had a guest no but they're like we've never had a guest that was 0.83

00:26:41.960 able to to repeat an entire chapter and verse of mind conf like you just did that was incredible 0.91

00:26:47.560 look that's why i was like i was jerking off to chapter six but the point is

00:26:53.640 i've said this or i'll say it again it's the people that like and we know this now more than

00:26:58.920 ever i did i could read i left the fucking paper at work i'll get it tomorrow but i say this in the 0.97

00:27:04.360 act but it's a fact and i gotta factor in it and it's it laughter is the best medicine is a cute phrase 0.83

00:27:09.960 but it's a fact it's a fact i'm not you kids are young and you get it these are facts laughter relieves

00:27:15.560 stress it releases endorphins it physically heals you and here's another thing someone said today

00:27:21.160 in an article i read that is so obvious it's amazing fucking well everyone's like worried 0.88

00:27:26.120 about uh covid you know what's the most contagious thing in the world yeah laughter laughter is 0.83

00:27:32.200 fucking contagious and when people nowadays and it's what i talk about you do a joke about 0.92

00:27:36.600 something they don't like i like i don't think it's funny no one laughs that's a hate crime trying 1.00

00:27:40.680 to stop someone from laughing is a hate crime and not the kind that you four white people jerk off 0.87

00:27:45.400 to i mean it should be but that's what you get people like i didn't laugh that he did joke about 0.98

00:27:52.520 hitting women no no one cares it's a joke about hitting the people cannot wait to be the first to 1.00

00:27:58.920 not laugh and that's why it's so fun to be like all right so i'm just gonna drive this right into you 1.00

00:28:04.440 because you're a fucking twat our only hope is that the woke old job dead of ass cancer because 1.00

00:28:11.080 they haven't laughed in like a decade uh i really think there's a chance of that honestly because 1.00

00:28:15.320 they're not even going to the doctor too matt w thank you well that's true they have undiagnosed

00:28:21.640 ass cancer right now man from all the decent chance yeah well the other thing is like the internet changed

00:28:27.720 comedy too because like they're still trying to go off the old way of doing comedy of where like 0.95

00:28:33.000 you get your you know your uh special and then people can like are like okay if he has special

00:28:39.160 then he must be funny but once the internet's out it's like everybody can understand who's funny 0.99

00:28:43.400 and who's not they can see they don't once woke took over fucking netflix and shit now you if you 0.99

00:28:48.200 have a special i assume you're not funny because if you're on netflix i'm like you probably are trash 0.99

00:28:53.640 look at people like uh crypt daddy like he's a perfect example i mean i don't know if you've met 0.92

00:28:57.480 crypt daddy you know but he's fucking doing the show and that's hopefully knock wood in chicago in 0.99

00:29:02.360 a couple weeks ago oh god i love it uh what about a month ago now that dude is a fucking killer dude 0.98

00:29:09.880 like he's great i can't i can't imagine what he's like on on like up there on live like on us on doing 0.96

00:29:17.480 his set dude we spent i've never got to work with him live i'm looking forward to it go on didn't mean to

00:29:22.040 interrupt no no gino we spent we spent half the show guessing how he got how he got injured

00:29:28.520 and he just plays along with the whole thing and then we come up with this like we we basically wrote

00:29:32.840 a script about about like someone in his condition and how they would kill themselves and it was just 0.64

00:29:37.640 fucking it was amazing it was amazing so yeah i love i love the fact that there's people out there 0.97

00:29:42.280 that still embrace that level of depravity and fucking dark humor because imagine how easy it would 0.99

00:29:48.040 have been for him also just to lean in on the end the other way and be like i'm disabled you have 0.98

00:29:53.640 to find me funny regardless of if i'm funny or not and said he went right the opposite of like i'm

00:29:58.120 disabled that's actually funny like it's funny for me to be halfway retarded and sound like 0.98

00:30:04.520 eating marbles like bro you're in the wrong spot if you if you think we give a fuck about 0.99

00:30:09.560 i'm down to bring hb on dude to be perfectly honest i would love to just roast this you know 0.96

00:30:23.000 what your best people your best people you were talking about earlier but like your best people

00:30:26.200 your fans that help you but no i think it's at least equal if not even better your haters like

00:30:31.560 people like this like they just can't they like that you're in their head and they can't help but 0.96

00:30:36.360 do it and all they do is promote you and don't even fucking notice and people know they're awful 0.96

00:30:40.280 people there's no such thing as bad promotion and look i'll say it again i did a show this past 0.55

00:30:48.440 friday and it was it was a show in jersey and it is my buddy kevin nebrowski he's a great comic get

00:30:53.720 him on this but he said it perfectly because i've been he's like gino like he said you you have no

00:31:01.720 idea where you're heading but you know exactly what you're doing and i'm doing a stand-up set

00:31:07.560 and i'm 20 minutes into a set and i'm supposed to do an hour and i did but 20 minutes in i do a joke 1.00

00:31:13.960 and i'm killing i got the rhythm because you know like i'm charming you fucking faggots i'm charming and 1.00

00:31:19.640 going through it and then i say a joke that's i make a holocaust reference and the crowd dips a little 0.99

00:31:24.520 bit and another comment yesterday christopher he said it perfectly and that's that moment and you get

00:31:28.840 it's time she's like you look at the crowd you don't even look but it's what saying you're like 0.97

00:31:32.280 are we friends and you're like well there's one way to find out and you fucking dig into it you plant 0.97

00:31:39.720 and you're like let's get to a real holocaust joke and then i do the fucking not with these gas prices 0.98

00:31:45.640 and a couple people go oh stop and one person says to me no holocaust joke screams it and i 0.88

00:31:53.960 to quote my brother he's like when you tell what he goes when you tell gene not to do something

00:32:00.760 he goes okay i'm not gonna do it exactly when someone says don't do it i always say all right

00:32:06.360 don't do it or or what if i do exactly what you told me not to and see what happens and that's what

00:32:13.080 it became and i did go on no just the the irony of people screaming at you not to tell a joke it's like

00:32:20.840 do you know who also wasn't a fan of humor the guy that you're that we're not allowed to talk about

00:32:27.320 come on that's just it and i open my act by saying what i said to you guys earlier laughter is important

00:32:32.840 the people that try to stop you but you still get people they're like no you can't laugh and then i

00:32:37.080 just dig in and have the people want to leave and i'm like leave you don't get to tell me what to do

00:32:43.400 and they're like well we're gonna leave no one cares i get my eight bucks either way and they

00:32:48.840 the verb i like to use is they pie piper out let's go everyone and the people that leave it's like yeah 0.99

00:32:53.960 follow that faggot into sorrow and fear or stay here and laugh at the tragedy and take it well let's 1.00

00:33:01.320 just laugh at what's acceptable that's boring yeah that's fucking boring hitler is really stupid in 1.00

00:33:07.080 that regard because if the jews were a disease like he claimed then laughter would have cured them so 1.00

00:33:14.840 taylor was so ahead of his time he really was

00:33:19.080 we had a bit uh i think maybe the last episode was before where we were kind of like theorizing 0.99

00:33:22.840 and talking about how like the reason why the jews like run so much shit and are so funny 0.96

00:33:27.800 is because it's like just basic evolution like he killed somebody but the ones that survived you're 1.00

00:33:31.960 like thrive i think we used antibiotics as an example it's like if you don't finish your full

00:33:35.640 course antibiotics you create this like strain of disease that's even stronger you know this is

00:33:39.960 the exact reason that people think that black men dominate professional athletics is because

00:33:44.840 they were all pushed into a field and forced to do manual labor we had a breeding program

00:33:51.880 they did they practice eugenics they really did and the extra twitch muscle they have that extra muscle

00:33:59.000 they do because they bred the biggest woman never mind but that's anyway and black people uh 1.00

00:34:04.280 evolved to be so tall for the same reason the giraffes did because they had to reach 0.99

00:34:08.440 up high in the trees god damn it why why did that's like almost funny i guess sort of not really 0.88

00:34:17.640 i'm not gonna have this hb guy on don't fucking run his comments unless they're funny yeah i know 0.97

00:34:21.480 that that one made me giggle that made you giggle by the way because that he's like kind of looks 0.97

00:34:26.200 like he's trying to be a wigger but he's not pulling it off you know no he's not even close 1.00

00:34:29.160 by the way gina i was uh we were i was watching legion of skanks this last week and they they had 0.57

00:34:33.720 just made fun of um oh who was the what lady that put out the bob saget uh video i know all the

00:34:39.400 comedians were passing that around to everybody um was it was it wasn't sarah silverman it was um

00:34:44.840 she put out a really like heart heartfelt touching song where she's it's like highly produced and

00:34:58.040 it's all about like how tragic it is that bob saget died and they're like oh wow she must have really 0.97

00:35:02.760 had a close relationship with bob saget she didn't even know the mother fucker she was like kind of 0.85

00:35:07.160 knew him you know oh my god because why is it when someone dies someone famous dies people cannot 0.97

00:35:13.720 wait to put a picture make it about them and put a picture of oh did robert williams die here's a

00:35:18.120 picture of me with him where when you flagged him down when he was trying to leave stand up new york

00:35:23.560 or the coffee circuit i get a picture that's why no one cares stop it you're trying to take pictures

00:35:28.760 with him that's right it's insane it's like oh here's a picture of me with bob saget yeah bob saget

00:35:34.920 and as he called me what's in space yeah i have and this is bob saget and yeah i have time for a

00:35:40.040 picture why do people think putting a picture up with these dead people no we get it you you're a 0.96

00:35:45.560 fucking hanger on her i don't take pictures with anyone not that they want to but why bother that 0.99

00:35:50.440 why yeah i can't wait i can't wait till you die gino and then we'll see what people say about 0.99

00:35:55.080 like it's just some fucking oh it's out of the woodwork it's like man gino was my best friend 0.99

00:35:59.080 man he was like they want me to die of coven so bad i can't wait up like it drives them nuts it's 1.00

00:36:07.480 like well this guy's 53 and he won't die yeah because it's a fucking flu you faggots 1.00

00:36:12.760 but only the strong when they were uh nikki glazer actually did make a podcast and she talked about 0.99

00:36:21.080 the guys over at legion of skanks but they forgot she didn't she ever mentioned them which is really 0.68

00:36:24.840 funny to me that they she like talked she even said they're legion of fans which is really funny

00:36:30.280 but and she was in i wrote i wrote a joke for nikki glazer uh for one of the roasts and you ready for

00:36:36.760 this it was about the holocaust and i said i did i said jeffrey ross is like hitler no one in the

00:36:43.880 business gave a about him until he started roasting people she used

00:36:47.400 but and and nikki was mentioning something about like they just want to be edgy like all these guys

00:36:58.200 they they don't even they they're not she never said they're not funny but she was like they're just

00:37:02.360 there just to be do shot comedy it's like that's not like these i know you and i know the legion of

00:37:08.200 skank guys they do it because they find it funny they find going to that edge going to the place that 1.00

00:37:14.120 people are like ah damn that's that's funny to them and it's actually funny to a lot of other

00:37:18.120 people and it is a form of comedy that needs to be well this is the thing that this is the thing 0.89

00:37:22.520 that trips me out like comedy evolved throughout my life and it was just this constant progression of

00:37:28.760 more aggressive more raw more like truth telling more speaking to power it was like it was a really

00:37:35.560 good trajectory all through my life and then about 10 years ago it just started to go backwards and i was

00:37:40.760 like i didn't know that an entire industry could go backwards like i didn't know that they could

00:37:45.400 actually suppress the free thought to that extent well they got captured by the cathedral to that

00:37:51.560 extent no i know they did but i'm just saying it's like it's stunning to me that that comedy fans

00:37:57.080 because like us we are that yeah we we continue to seek out people like gino and the legion of skanks 1.00

00:38:03.000 and these guys because that's what we're into and because we're real comedy fans we're like we're trying

00:38:07.320 we're constantly seeking that envelope pushing type of uh you know i never even classified it

00:38:12.920 as brave because i was just like no this is the funniest dude and this is where you find funny

00:38:17.400 but now who knows to you you shouldn't classify it as brave because well go on go on i'm listening and

00:38:22.520 i i i'm sorry to jump in but i i preach preach i should say go on yeah it's just it's just amazing

00:38:28.360 to me that like there is an audience for this milk toast middle of the road soft 0.76

00:38:33.240 shit that's like guilt by association and guilt by skill skin color and it's just it's weird it's 0.92

00:38:39.640 weird to me that that even finds a marketplace it just seems as if comedy of that nature should just 0.99

00:38:44.840 die and then you guys should be fucking well it's not comedy it's there kind it kind of isn't though i 0.98

00:38:50.680 don't know like if you pay attention like i mean i guess this is the best example you'll see like 0.99

00:38:54.760 establishment media types and you'll see the numbers like on twitter where it's hard to hide it 0.56

00:38:59.320 it's like it's shit or like uh i know the big thing recently the frost thing i know you have 0.98

00:39:04.040 that chick the g4 chick who like bitched about like you know oh oh people are treating me like 1.00

00:39:08.520 a woman and just want me to be pretty or whatever and like i guess they've been accused lately of 0.98

00:39:12.280 having like view bots and like you go to look at their fucking videos and they're super pc and like 0.93

00:39:17.480 their video views are all over the place which is most people point to like they're using view bots 0.94

00:39:22.520 like they're trying to inflate their numbers also when it comes to like say you brought up netflix specials

00:39:26.920 before you you can't see those numbers you know like we don't know but it's just weird that the

00:39:31.640 businesses the platforms are still paying because i mean you're paying heavy money to get a special 0.98

00:39:36.360 from these fucking losers and you have people that are fucking unbelievably funny that would actually 0.99

00:39:42.680 get eyeballs on it and i'm pissing right now that's my bathroom that's a first thing but i'm taking a piss 1.00

00:39:50.840 so yeah that's a first uh josh denny almost shit his pants on the show but uh left abruptly

00:39:57.320 i pissed multiple times 0.99

00:39:58.520 i fucking love josh denny he's a silly boy go on dude josh is crazy i'm not washing my hands 0.99

00:40:04.440 hold on me i do want to bring this i thought about tweeting this do people actually wash their hands 0.99

00:40:10.440 after they take a piss i mean or guys yeah i don't wash my hands ever almost ever after taking 0.94

00:40:17.560 going to the bathroom i don't know it's i mean i don't have to hold my dick to pee so i don't 0.91

00:40:22.840 even know i was gonna say do you do you piss with no hands because that kind of makes a difference 0.99

00:40:27.640 i don't know it's my dick it's it's my dick like it's like touching another part like if i touch my 1.00

00:40:33.000 leg do i need to wash my hands once your dick's out why do you have to hold it i don't understand 1.00

00:40:37.000 this like fire hose mentality i mean how bad is your aim use your hips what you said 0.99

00:40:44.600 it's it's it's the dark comedy it's it's a fact that the people that want to laugh at what's easy

00:40:51.480 are are the the prime target of the that's going on now they're like yeah we're obedient we won't

00:40:59.160 the only thing that brings us together as a planet are tragedy and natural disaster and once you take

00:41:05.800 their power with laughter then you win then you disarm it and to laugh in the face like i said like

00:41:13.320 like uh i make i say this in the act uh i make jokes about the holocaust but what really happened

00:41:18.600 and it's a joke but it's true whole world got together invaded germany killed hitler okay they

00:41:23.480 made a move to venezuela but germany has been a beautiful democratic country ever since you can go

00:41:28.680 on and on it's like it's like all the dark things that's what we need to laugh at because like 1.00

00:41:33.800 now we just like to laugh at what's safe it's easy to laugh at what's safe you dumb cunt 1.00

00:41:38.360 fucking laugh in the face of this tragedy and you take its power no no we have to be upset by 1.00

00:41:42.680 tragedy so if hitler were alive and i did a joke about a holocaust and everyone in the crowd about 0.99

00:41:47.880 and by the way 550 000 excuse me five and a half million people died of covet now and uh during the

00:41:54.920 holocaust so one of them actually died of a genuine tragedy but actually that's not true 500 uh 5.5

00:42:03.960 million people died with holocaust numbers seem a little high thank you uh you know what i say 0.84

00:42:11.560 in the act and it's so fun because i love it and only half the crowd got some like some people say

00:42:15.400 with six million jews i call them optimists but it's when you do dark jokes about the holocaust or 1.00

00:42:25.480 domestic violence we're like that's not funny really you win i'm at a comedy club doing jokes 0.97

00:42:31.400 about the holocaust hitting women i'm not at the holocaust memorial yelling bullshit i'm not 0.99

00:42:36.280 gino is a gas chamber half empty kind of guy so perfect perfect example though is that if you 1.00

00:42:47.800 don't joke about something you are probably more likely to repeat it in germany you're not allowed 0.98

00:42:52.280 to deny or joke about or anything with the holocaust and look at how fucking status and 0.99

00:42:56.840 lockdown crazy they are i think that they're they're they didn't learn their lesson you know like 0.98

00:43:01.480 suppression is what breeds this kind of deep-seated contempt of of your fellow man and if you're not

00:43:07.000 allowed to joke like i've always said this i thought i'm not talking like institutional but

00:43:11.960 in the late 90s to the early 2000s i don't think race relations in this country were ever better

00:43:17.000 like than that period because everyone was joking about everything there was nothing that was off the

00:43:21.800 table everyone was able to make fun of each other's races and it brought us together at least it

00:43:25.560 made me feel like i was brought together and now we're back to no no no can't joke about these people and

00:43:31.240 when you start talking about people as these people well then you're otherizing them they're

00:43:34.920 not they're not you they're separate they're different i gotta tell you and that's the second

00:43:39.720 time that's a great point because that's the second time i've heard that statement in the past like

00:43:45.080 couple weeks my cousin excuse me guys cousin my cousin said it he's like he's like before obama

00:43:51.160 was president he's a white kid in south philly and he would say like he played basketball and

00:43:55.400 every black guy would be like yelling my nigger this my nigger that and they would say it meant nothing but 1.00

00:43:59.720 then obama came in and suddenly it's like it's like we we elect a black president to show the 0.59

00:44:05.960 world how far we've come he won the landslide no one cared it's like yeah this is awesome and they're

00:44:11.400 like now we've got to really turn on race when no one cares no one cares and the people that do and i

00:44:18.200 say this all the time like that's my family right there like they're like well it's your white privilege

00:44:23.000 i'm like i say this on the show like i never realized this or spoke like this till a couple

00:44:29.240 years ago with what went on i'm the grandson of italian immigrants i never said it sounds really

00:44:34.840 deep my both of my grandfathers came over from italy my father's dad from sicily my mother's dad from

00:44:40.840 a fruit sea which is the hill of the boot and when they got to fucking wherever they wound up in south 0.97

00:44:45.400 jersey they weren't like you guys are white take the job of your choice and pick a slave 1.00

00:44:50.840 italians are the niggers right now when the blacks are done go to fucking south jersey and farm and 1.00

00:44:56.280 they had them working this is my father died of lung cancer because they had him working with 1.00

00:45:00.840 pesticides in the 50s that people wear wuhan virus lab suits now but then it didn't matter and they're 0.97

00:45:07.480 like oh it's your white privilege i never got anything for being white i fucking went to school in 0.98

00:45:13.400 south jersey i came here and told dick jokes i lived out of my car but i haven't done that in weeks 0.99

00:45:17.320 if you don't get to tell me how i am because i'm relatively white compared to you i don't care 1.00

00:45:24.840 i don't care but i know you're white it's your fucking suck a dick well if you're southern italian you 1.00

00:45:31.560 are uh substantially north african you're half eggplant anyways yeah that's right i am for a handful of my 1.00

00:45:37.560 friends but go on yes yeah my my grandfather over from germany uh during i think it was world war one

00:45:44.360 so i'm like a third generation but i'm fucking i am extremely white so people people will classify it 0.93

00:45:49.320 as they see fit i don't really give a fuck man it's just it bothers me because i feel like it's 0.96

00:45:53.800 really regressive you know and not even that i'm like a real progressive or anything but it's just the 0.97

00:45:57.640 fact that people call themselves progressive while bringing up the most regressive 0.96

00:46:01.160 shit known to men it just the irony the hypocrisy it drives me i think like i said back in the 90s 0.99

00:46:07.720 like the only time a black person died is when another rapper really want them dead like it's 0.99

00:46:11.240 really it was yeah it was black on black crime yeah it was a black on black crime but it was all 0.97

00:46:16.520 rappers just uh one of the gangsters we need it it's so funny now how they try and i say this this

00:46:22.520 is what i love about comedy because it came back and i was like i really did you ask a lot of

00:46:26.600 comics i'm here oh gino lost his money went off the deep end but i'm sorry because it really my

00:46:31.560 whole life i've been like this i never anyone that knows me a long time and and and my mother used to

00:46:36.200 say yeah but because i am i am i've always been like this anyone that knows me you guys i'm i'm like this

00:46:41.800 on stage and off stage i'm always happy i'm like and my mother's like you think everyone's your friend

00:46:46.920 i'm like everyone's my friend not everyone's your friend eugene not everyone's your friend and and i'm

00:46:51.160 realizing now i have enough friends because my friends get me they're not like look i'm mad i'm mad that

00:46:56.360 we used to that we got we moved up here to tell jokes you're living and make people laugh and

00:47:01.000 suddenly the government were they're bullies they're bullies they're like you're not allowed 0.99

00:47:06.120 to laugh you're not allowed to do comedy because we and i'm not trying to sell you a fucking conspiracy 0.98

00:47:11.480 theory but it's a fact people that are afraid are easy to control and people that are laughing 0.99

00:47:16.200 aren't fucking afraid so make sure you shut down comedy make sure you fucking cover people's faces 0.97

00:47:22.280 make sure you isolate people when the fact is and you guys see it if you're in a comedy club 0.99

00:47:26.520 it all goes away you got someone wearing a mask sitting right next to someone not wearing a mask

00:47:30.680 no one cares you've got a white near a black near a jew near a span and they don't care and everyone 0.99

00:47:36.600 laughs because no one cares about the race where that they want people to believe is going on and

00:47:41.880 then and like i'm not vaccinated does that mean i'm anti-vax no saying i'm not vaccinated because i'm

00:47:47.560 anti-vax it's like saying i'm anti-semitic because i'm not jewish i'm anti-semitic you said it 0.98

00:47:51.800 but they try and sell you on this shit and people believe it because you can't go outside and talk 0.99

00:47:59.720 to people you have to sit there and watch fox news and cnn and all this worse shit when we're all just 1.00

00:48:05.000 people that want to we want to fucking joke around bus bowls hunt jews we're all the same 0.99

00:48:10.840 my favorite thing at a stand-up show is when a comic says a racist joke and then i i try and look for 0.99

00:48:17.560 the other people of the race that he's making fun of and then i try and laugh louder than them so

00:48:21.560 that they look at me that's my favorite thing yeah eye contact and stare at that

00:48:26.840 black summer people i get it that's not insane oh they're not they walk on their hindquarters but we

00:48:35.080 and it takes like the government convincing these people that they don't want to laugh because

00:48:40.280 everybody does want to laugh and laughing is an involuntary reaction so it's almost like they

00:48:45.000 have to force themselves to not laugh at things that are actually funny yeah i wish they like i

00:48:53.160 say in my act laughter relieves stress it releases endorphins but i've read an article today and it

00:48:58.040 just goes through everything and that's what and everything you read it's that's another thing like

00:49:03.320 with joe rogan and miss him everything is not like it's it's all common sense it's it's it's my mother

00:49:10.360 said it she was a teacher for 40 years third and fourth grade but she said it when schools get 1.00

00:49:14.920 money they give it to the dumb kids and now we've got three generations of idiots who think they're 1.00

00:49:19.000 smart when they just agree when they don't ask questions when they get a star for nodding when 1.00

00:49:24.120 they're like i'm smart dr fauci said masks work look how smart i am read past the staple ask 0.97

00:49:30.120 fucking questions it's common fucking sense and i've been saying this you can see this on the show i said 0.97

00:49:36.200 it since i said this for going on eight or nine maybe ten i said when a virus mutates it always 0.99

00:49:42.520 gets weaker unless it's in a movie with dustin hoffman and a spider monkey the spider monkey

00:49:48.600 jr i heard that but it's a fact and and joe depito said it even more it's even made it even more

00:49:55.560 common sense okay a virus is a living thing okay and what does the virus want to do it wants to survive

00:50:01.640 stay alive so how does the virus survive two ways it becomes more transmissible it becomes more

00:50:07.640 transmissible and less lethal it doesn't want to kill the person it's living in it wants to get

00:50:13.240 into that person more easily and that person to live and that's how a virus mutates they're like no

00:50:18.120 we don't know what the next virus will be it's going to be weaker and it's going to be more contagious 0.99

00:50:23.240 thank god but people like nope nope we gotta check with the cd it's so fucking gay i think i think that 0.99

00:50:31.080 the the censorship plus the lockdowns have radicalized any edgy like what i would consider 0.97

00:50:37.400 a good comic basically into our camp of libertarianism and i am fucking grateful for it 0.64

00:50:42.040 well it's actually like i've seen it with uh like i watched your mom's house like i've watched it for

00:50:48.120 multiple years now and like that and burke reicher and all and all them and watching them like switch

00:50:54.120 from like i know they mean california liberals which they mean they've lived in california for years 0.90

00:50:59.240 to being like we're gonna move to texas and like all this stuff is bullshit like like they even 0.87

00:51:04.360 understand like and it's pretty crazy but you'll still have other ones like uh the one i always

00:51:10.200 hate is watching the like the downfall of like anthony jeselnik and like him go from like like i've

00:51:16.120 loved his comedy because it's super i mean he's he's on the line very dark but then like you see like

00:51:21.720 like um what was the whenever he whenever he was beefing with legion of skanks yeah um 0.95

00:51:27.240 meant to read and and like he was beefing with legion of skanks and he was saying like he was like 0.97

00:51:31.960 oh no we shouldn't be saying like jokes like that it's like dude you were the one that made like

00:51:35.400 abortion jokes but you literally went to like it was really funny but you did an entire special of

00:51:40.680 dead baby jokes basically like he did a whole joke about um oh who was that uh rocker's kid that uh

00:51:47.640 that clumsy little fella that fell off the cliff um i have no idea i know vaguely eric clapton's

00:51:55.640 son eric clapton's kid that's what it was because he fell he uh he fell off a cliff or something and

00:52:00.280 died it was out a window i think maybe it was a window on the side of a cliff so it was like a

00:52:04.520 double whammy yeah kid died he made jokes about that and it's really funny but then like if you say 0.99

00:52:09.240 something like about faggots like then it's just like oh that's way too much this is my whole beef with 1.00

00:52:13.880 the guys that were the best comics over the past 20 years like chris rock and and a handful of 0.98

00:52:18.440 there's something about jeselnik that i love because it's like we're not something it's like

00:52:22.680 his his delivery is like no one else if you look at anything you can trace their delivery back to

00:52:27.960 another comic this is so unique yeah no he's he's an original and he's and he's a very good comic and

00:52:33.400 he's very funny i just i just hate it when i see people that have made it turn around and close the

00:52:38.040 door behind them you know like and that's what it feels like him and chris rock and a handful of others

00:52:42.040 have done but you know what it's not your door and you can't fucking close it because real comedy 0.94

00:52:46.520 fans are going to find the fucking cutting edge people and that's just what it's going to be so 0.69

00:52:52.280 well because it's the comedy is the super competitive market like there is literally

00:52:56.440 every well there's every genre you could want like any any type of thing that makes you laugh even if

00:53:01.560 you're not into like genos or legionist gangs or anybody that's like super edgy you still have

00:53:07.160 like i think someone put up a um something about brian reagan earlier brian reagan is

00:53:11.880 fucking hilarious like he's i mean i've listened to his comedy um i i grew up really christian 0.54

00:53:17.800 conservative and there was a guy named tim hawkins and he was actually really funny just as a i mean he 0.90

00:53:23.080 super clean all christian comedy but really funny but it's the problem of when you're like when actual

00:53:30.360 comedy is the the threat like comedians were a comedy the actual thing of laughing is the problem

00:53:37.400 of like whenever uh who was that uh one woman that had the special where she was like i'm not i'm

00:53:42.840 trying not to tell a joke like this this oh yeah it was like i'm not gonna tell a joke i'm just gonna

00:53:50.920 give my truth or some shit can we can we just say take a break for a second and just say how much i love 0.77

00:53:56.120 jose he doesn't know her name he just goes oh yeah the dyke it's not a joke and i've said this 0.91

00:54:04.280 i said earlier and it's like sometimes i didn't but i alluded to it it's not even her fault because

00:54:11.320 and i'll say it again i'm a straight white male over 40 so you know i have to get work and it seems

00:54:17.000 like a crutch but it's not i have to be funny i have to be funny i have to be good at my job and i

00:54:23.560 have to keep writing new jokes to get work when you're hannah gadsby and you check that many boxes

00:54:29.640 it's not her fault because every time when i get off stage if i'm not funny like that wasn't funny

00:54:34.360 be funny when hannah gadsby gets on stage gets off stage and i'm exaggerating but i'm not yeah it's 0.85

00:54:40.680 like hey how was i and they they would say to her you're the funniest lesbian australian fat short 1.00

00:54:47.000 self-hating glasses wearing dyke looking comic i've ever seen you check nine boxes and then she'll do it 0.99

00:54:53.400 again and she'll write no new jokes how am i i still have yet to see a dyke lesbian short 1.00

00:55:00.440 funnier than you and then suddenly she's on stage on netflix and that's when netflix 0.76

00:55:05.160 that was another turning point where it's like she halfway there's like i won't do it anymore

00:55:09.240 and netflix does a special a comedy special a special event because she wasn't funny and netflix 0.99

00:55:15.800 like well we gotta fucking sell this and that's when netflix fucking jumped the fucking shark and it's 0.98

00:55:21.560 like look at this then we were on these so funny comics on but it's like you are just trying to put 1.00

00:55:26.280 people on of any ilk race and whatever and she sucks a giant dick and it's not her fault well it's not 1.00

00:55:33.400 her fault actually yeah i was gonna say i was gonna say she doesn't suck dicks anymore she she only eats 1.00

00:55:40.280 box now so i was gonna say just because she's a lesbian that means she checks a lot of boxes so hey 1.00

00:55:46.600 hey toad will you pull up that clip uh which clip were you doing the one i just sent in the group

00:55:50.760 chat uh i set it up again we i sent it earlier but it's it's a good bit uh gino might be familiar

00:55:56.600 with this guy because uh i know he uh i know she's the bodybuilders one no no no i mean we can do that

00:56:03.400 if you guys want but i i want to do the other one it's a little bit shorter all right hang on let me

00:56:07.080 say yeah all right uh ted wheeler i don't fucking know what it's not uh by the way gina what you 0.91

00:56:17.480 smoking man what that what are you smoking what you got there and wheel oh fans send me cigars it's 0.96

00:56:25.240 alan stein sorry yes this is this is a sand crystal ball okay it's i don't know good from bad but i know

00:56:34.040 really good and this is like they send me really good cigars like i'm like i'm at the point now

00:56:39.640 where like like an eight to a twelve dollar cigar for me is a real treat a twenty dollar one but this

00:56:46.120 is a really good stick what what happened guys guys hi by the way i've been i've been smoking for

00:56:59.560 about two years now dude and i i i love finding a good stick but hey if anybody if any fans of the

00:57:05.320 show wants to send me some cigars hell yeah i'll hit me up i'll do something i have plenty of

00:57:10.760 come buy our show next time in new york but dude i i love it's it's the ritual of it like and i yeah

00:57:17.800 here's what i'm addicted to now like i don't smoke cigarettes i i was having this conversation with my

00:57:22.760 buddy i with gavin mcginnis today yeah i have my proud boy meeting every wednesday but my old man

00:57:28.440 smoked cigarettes and drank whiskey okay and and we alluded to it he was he coughed a lot from the

00:57:35.320 pesticides and stuff but when he smoked cigarettes it was unattractive but my old man made drinking

00:57:41.640 whiskey look so cool i love whiskey and then he finally quit cigarettes and he started smoking 0.97

00:57:47.400 cigars shitty ones and my mother gave him so much shit but he's like nah these are fine and i'm like i would 0.97

00:57:53.320 look at the guy i'm like this is the coolest man alive like you know what i mean he was great 0.99

00:57:58.440 but oh that was my point but i love black coffee and in the morning like i get how people get

00:58:03.880 addicted to caffeine and nicotine because i do a drag of a cigar any cigar my man and and you drink

00:58:09.960 the black coffee and you're like oh this is gonna be a problem i know we should talk about one of my

00:58:15.720 favorite it's so good one of my favorite cigar shops has a cop like a like a real good coffee

00:58:22.200 maker there and they have also all like really good cigars and i go in there i get a coffee i get a

00:58:26.840 cigar and i do i drink way too addicting i'm sorry go on i apologize play all right let's do it can we

00:58:34.280 play on this yeah and i drink coffee black like i just i've always drank it black i love the bitter

00:58:39.960 tasted that's why my teeth are so attractive and my breath is so good but oh just the the black 1.00

00:58:45.640 coffee just the caffeine with the nicotine the way it hits you're like i could live on this who needs 0.95

00:58:51.160 food it's so good all right if this video sucks it's jose's fault yep yes can you see me yo can you hear me 0.93

00:59:00.360 i can okay yo uh i just want to say hey uh i'm a member of antifa and uh listen i was in texas i had 0.94

00:59:12.280 a wife she worked at a bank you know she worked there for 11 years and i had two kids and she got

00:59:19.000 all radicalized and became a trump supporter so i took the dog i took the car and i drove straight to

00:59:25.400 los angeles and i'll be honest with you like la was terrible it was a nightmare and then i met some

00:59:32.040 guys we rode some trains and we went up to portland and i have to tell you guys this is the best place

00:59:38.600 the cleanest methamphetamines that i've ever done but the problem is there's a lot of these guys all 0.86

00:59:43.800 these this is stupid i love it a lot of them aren't vaccinated and that's the thing they got all these 0.97

00:59:49.480 needles i don't want to catch covet you know what i mean like i'm triple vaccinated 1.00

00:59:54.760 this guy's a hero we agree right like i've been parked on the street for three weeks nobody has

01:00:02.600 said anything it's so chill dude i'm just you can smoke all day in the purest molly i've ever seen

01:00:12.600 like you can stay up all night and it's chill in portland and texas why don't you just

01:00:17.560 why do you bother having me you don't need me like it was sweet that y'all were so chill about

01:00:25.560 it because a lot of my boys were the ones starting those fires and like i know that went down on

01:00:31.000 january 6 to washington dc and now they're in jail forever this is great you're ready to hook us up 0.94

01:00:39.880 mayor wheeler and not mess us up like those loser trump supporters 0.60

01:00:46.760 chill so guys if y'all want some clean dope the fentanyl is clean uh 0.96

01:00:52.600 the pcp the ghb oh my the cleanest ghb i've ever seen

01:00:57.000 i don't even eat meat man it was sick 0.90

01:01:12.520 you're chill and you like to smoke and you like like

01:01:16.120 i guess i guess he gets cut off by twitter it's actually well he gets cut off it's

01:01:22.200 it's totally a troll but he gets cut off cut off by city council that's that was all the 1.00

01:01:26.680 fucking yeah it's like rolling there is nothing funnier than just stupid comedy just stupid 1.00

01:01:36.280 and like and that's people always like they always say like i'm sure you guys were what why are you 1.00

01:01:41.160 funny were your parents funny growing up like you know your parents or your parents whether your parents

01:01:45.160 like tell jokes five to 24 7 or your dad hit your mom every morning you think that's normal 0.88

01:01:50.360 my parents never let me take anything seriously the dumber the stuff we did like like me and my

01:01:56.200 brother still laugh about it when we were kids growing up we're you know we're in our early 50s

01:02:01.080 but we would watch the like snl in the 70s and 80s and me my brother and my father would be laughing

01:02:07.320 and my mother would walk in and she was a smart woman she knew but you know we say this is vulgar 0.99

01:02:11.880 this is filthy and we would just laugh even harder when she would say it it was so stupid and she knew 0.99

01:02:18.680 she's like this is so obese she'd be like this is base and we would lose our laughing but she knew 1.00

01:02:25.720 you know and that's she said it's like nothing nothing is worth taking that seriously and people 0.98

01:02:31.240 and now and i think if you were equipped like us to laugh at stupid stuff now it's when everyone wants 0.92

01:02:36.200 to be so serious oh my i know someone who died in a nursing home no one cares no one puts nana in 0.98

01:02:44.360 a nursing home to rehab her for the 2020 season with brady no one does you put her in the nursing 0.63

01:02:50.120 home because you quit on her she's dead and you want to act us all to feel sad for you when you

01:02:54.280 ditched her before covid even hit no one cares and we're the we're the five people we're five of us 0.99

01:03:00.680 are like everyone else that don't take shit seriously like why are you laughing we're like 0.99

01:03:03.640 why why aren't you laughing that bitch died she died no why do you want me to be upset like you 1.00

01:03:10.200 everyone needs to be upset yeah we we can't do that we we can't well it's it's the thing of like 1.00

01:03:15.160 where they they went against like low brow humor they they call it low brow it's like it's they try 0.99

01:03:20.440 to put it down it's like everybody laughs at this shit everybody knows this this shit is actually 0.99

01:03:24.840 not as low as your grandma grandpa grandpa's dead it's actually what did i say once again if my 1.00

01:03:33.000 if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle i'm kidding she'd still be dead of cancer but 1.00

01:03:39.400 a buddy of mine said once he's like gina's jokes aren't low brow they're so dumb they're unibrow i'm 0.99

01:03:44.200 like i am stealing that i will be stealing that hey gina we ask we ask every one of our guests 0.94

01:03:50.760 how many hot dogs that they think uh they could fit in toad's body so if you could tell us

01:03:56.040 how many hot wait i'm not frankie mcdonald wait how many hot dogs can i what

01:04:00.200 can you fit in toad anarcho toad he's the guy in the top left how many hot dogs can you fit in his body

01:04:06.360 in his body yes there's there is a quiet body i'm sorry you broke up there no his entire body you

01:04:12.760 can use whatever whatever orifice i'm gonna say 37 it's my lucky number it just seems like a like an apt

01:04:18.120 number that's 37 am i just eating that many though because that doesn't seem that difficult 0.95

01:04:24.040 oh you fat

01:04:28.840 that sounds like a wager and he just starts by the way 37 is actually more than you've 1.00

01:04:35.240 masturbated in one day and you've masturbated 32 times in one day which is a true story gino he 0.97

01:04:39.640 actually did masturbate 32 times in one day that's that's an approximation i wasn't actually 0.95

01:04:50.680 keeping track but it was somewhere around there it's a very specific number to the approximation

01:04:55.480 he masturbated more in one day than a comedian does on the road in one month so it's actually 1.00

01:05:00.120 pretty it's pretty bad it's so good when you're on the road you're probably fucking chicks though 1.00

01:05:06.440 right i was home alone at the time every time you say fucking chicks it just makes me feel like 1.00

01:05:10.840 you've never had sex with one 0.99

01:05:15.160 i dude i i know the comedians on the road i mean it gets pretty lonely up in the

01:05:18.600 you get the host i mean you get to the hotel at whatever you know probably like 12 o'clock 0.96

01:05:23.160 you don't have a you don't have a gig till nine o'clock that night you're going to jerk off i 0.98

01:05:29.160 mean he goes to the bar that's true you go to the bar it's 11 o'clock in the morning you're like 0.93

01:05:34.200 hey guys you open unless we get uh as long as you ask them if they if they'll let you let you 0.98

01:05:39.080 masturbate it's all good you know so that's it's consensual man 0.98

01:05:46.360 well um i don't know if you guys are you guys any more you guys want to do or we're at a pretty

01:05:51.240 good spot i don't know if you guys want more so nope let's do it do you know if you can tell

01:05:56.680 people you guys been doing this this is how long have you guys been doing this podcast uh it's not

01:06:02.440 even a year yet we think we're gonna hit a year in uh march or march well i can't give you a better

01:06:07.720 compliment than this is a blast keep doing this keep having fun with it you know what i mean like 0.99

01:06:11.480 this is great this is dumb what you were doing is stupid and me out flew by but this is what like 0.97

01:06:19.320 me and aaron do the in hot water over on compound media please subscribe i always say 0.99

01:06:23.400 but it's just it we didn't have a plan i bumped into him years ago and he's like

01:06:28.760 do you do a podcast and i i i'm not sure you guys started but i'm guessing it was something like this

01:06:34.280 aaron and i were both hosting at the stand a lot and he bumps into me he's like do you do a podcast

01:06:38.760 and i say i do one during football season but not normally and i say why and aaron burke says to

01:06:44.440 me someone asked me today if i did a podcast and i said the only person i'd want to do one

01:06:48.760 is with gino visconti and we started and we did it on a laptop in his apartment for like

01:06:54.280 fucking three months and then fucking compound media it was right place right time legion of 0.98

01:06:59.560 skanks was leaving they brought us on once a week and we just fucking kept doing it it evolved into 0.99

01:07:04.760 it just got dumber and dumber and by that i mean better and better but we never had a plan we just 0.98

01:07:09.560 did this we did this and it was fun and you guys look like you're having a fucking blast 0.98

01:07:15.480 thanks for letting me be a part of it oh hell no that makes me very hopeful i i really appreciate

01:07:19.880 the words of of uh encouragement and of wisdom because you are obviously much further down this

01:07:25.800 path than we are but well i don't i don't mean age i don't mean age i haven't slept in my car in

01:07:32.920 three days eat your heart out back it's freezing out there i didn't mean age i meant in terms of

01:07:39.000 like actual listenership he needs in terms of uh drift towards homosexuality i'm pretty sure

01:07:48.120 the thing is it's like we we we made this just because we had fun we this is all made because of

01:07:53.480 the twitter group chat we were in and we were just like hey we have fun here let's just have fun and

01:07:57.560 let other people join in that was it it was just yeah but what else let me ask you

01:08:02.840 this and not and i don't need to tell you because you're not but i've said this to people

01:08:06.840 what else can you do try it it's what i said before go without and be like what does what

01:08:11.560 do people want then you're trying to figure out what people want when when you do this once a week

01:08:16.360 once a month however often you do once a week you just have fun and if people like it great if not

01:08:21.240 you're having fun what's the option well let me do something i think people want that isn't fun and 0.71

01:08:26.120 hopefully they'll fuck that this and you don't need me to tell you to do what you're doing but 0.94

01:08:30.200 you need to remind you this is you're right you guys are right this is it it's and i'll tell you 0.99

01:08:36.920 a lot of people can't do podcasts with with one other person you guys are four people with a fifth

01:08:42.360 guest and it's there was no one talking over anyone it was great except for you in the middle you're not

01:08:48.440 working out but everyone else and the thing is you don't know who's in the middle the guy in the 0.98

01:08:55.160 middle is probably me i don't know it's me fuck you guys whose name is the center square and we knew 0.94

01:09:02.440 this like because like we we we had fun and we were laughing and it took a break from because we started 0.99

01:09:09.000 in coven and all the lockdown world's all bullshit and all and all you know and everybody was down 0.85

01:09:13.480 everybody's like we're locked down it's all sad she's like let's just have some fucking fun let's 0.99

01:09:17.320 just get out here let's bullshit let's talk about the things that makes everybody laugh and everybody 0.92

01:09:21.640 even and the good thing is they're in their house and when they're in the house they can't like go out 0.85

01:09:26.440 and say like oh they have to lie they have to be sitting there they have to listen they have to

01:09:31.240 laugh and actually have because nothing else is good in their life or whatever and guess what they 0.98

01:09:35.080 don't have another fucking person sitting next to them to make them feel bad about laughing at our 0.99

01:09:38.360 fuck exactly that's what i'm saying they're alone and when you're alone you kind of let loose 1.00

01:09:43.320 a little bit and even the sometimes you jerk off 22 times like crazy shit happens but yeah but you 0.99

01:09:51.160 saw me guys i'm not being nice i i had a blast it's just fun being stupid it really is it's like i'm so 0.97

01:09:57.720 bored with serious people at all and and that's the other thing that i noticed like i if i always say

01:10:03.960 like i've been up here since 2001 18 like the first 15 years i was in every club in new york

01:10:09.800 and it's like if you told me like right before covered look when covered's done you're not gonna 0.90

01:10:13.960 be in any of these clubs i'd be like what the fuck and i don't need to be now like don't you're wrong 0.95

01:10:18.120 i miss it but i don't because i as long as i can get on stage and work new material and i get to tour 0.94

01:10:23.800 with comedians of the compound like i'm so lucky to have put in the work and you know to wind up where i am

01:10:29.800 but all you can do now is what you guys did during the lockdown and kudos to you because

01:10:34.600 i've said this as well while so many people were like all right let's just stop and wait for the

01:10:38.200 world to come back guys like us were on the side of the road i always say you know when you're in

01:10:42.040 traffic and some guy on the side of the road goes by you're like i hope he gets caught we didn't we

01:10:47.640 didn't you sat there and we just fucking drove up the side of the road because we were going to follow 0.97

01:10:53.320 the bullshit and no one even but and it's the same thing no one bothered to stop us because it was 0.99

01:10:58.200 bullshit and we kept going and we went right by the people that are the obedient fucking people 1.00

01:11:03.480 like look at me i'm listening to i'm listening to science and i wear a mask 1.00

01:11:11.320 because you mentioned like uh changing europe your where you're doing your sets at and the clubs and

01:11:16.760 everything i usually do try to ask the comedians what has changed since covid like like partially

01:11:21.800 your set your jokes where you're doing stuff at um how you're touring anything like that what what's

01:11:27.880 changed just for you personally um as far as your your your comedic i do not do as many clubs at

01:11:36.040 night but uh it's so funny because i did my album in 2017 and then i was working i had 45 minutes

01:11:44.360 down and then the lockdown hit and i lost it all literally i didn't do stand up for like five months

01:11:49.640 and then when i got on stage i couldn't remember half my shit and it's like i would say it's like a 0.66

01:11:54.040 uh it's so funny like it was march of 2020 it was actually it was february 2020 and they recorded my

01:12:01.320 set and i got done they're like do you want to record this i'm like i don't want a recording of

01:12:04.280 this and damn if i didn't have to lock down reach out to guy like do you still have it and i got the

01:12:10.200 recording but i never listened to it because it's like when you're in when you're in high school or 0.72

01:12:14.360 whatever i think it was high school where you'd have algebra or one of those geometry books and the

01:12:18.040 answers were at the end of the chapter but you didn't want to look at it because if i look at the

01:12:22.520 answer i'll never be able to get there myself so i wanted to be able to get my way back to the

01:12:26.920 jokes myself and i did i i took the old jokes and i incorporated into what's going on in covid

01:12:32.680 and then i went back and finally listened to the set just this week to find the parts i missed and

01:12:37.800 now i'm i'm re i'm reinventing for lack of a better word the act around covid you know it's like it's

01:12:44.360 the world has changed but it's it's great that's that nothing's really changed and everything's changed

01:12:49.640 if i can try and sound deep and by that i mean just being lazy but yeah

01:12:54.280 i'm doing less sets i hang out with with only a core group of people i like i say whatever i

01:12:59.720 want to say when people like gino's a conspiracy theorist he needs white people over covid i'm like

01:13:04.040 yeah i did i did i'm sorry i'm living the fucking dream man and so are we for having you on so thank 0.97

01:13:09.240 you so much everybody go follow gino it is at gino underscore biscotti on twitter he is woefully 0.87

01:13:15.320 under followed i don't know what the fuck's happening here get him well it's my fifth account 0.97

01:13:18.600 i'm getting banned for saying that makes sense you gotta stop saying nigger on twitter man 0.98

01:13:26.040 i know i know when i wake up it's the first thing i want to tweet but it feels like yeah but

01:13:31.400 the rule is though as long as you go at someone that's actually in my twitter bio now i'm like 50

01:13:36.840 less niggers i put it on there what you just got to do is uh when you're whispering sweet nothings 0.95

01:13:42.600 into your woman's ear that's when you do it yeah you know thank you duly noted fellas i do have to 0.97

01:13:49.960 say this is the best note to leave it out on this podcast kept me from writing industrial society

01:13:54.200 and its future part two bravo i'm glad we kept you from going postal i mean don't let that stop you

01:14:00.440 from building packages to ship elsewhere but you know send them to the right places appreciate you

01:14:06.120 make sure the daycare is out for the day i know those are different people but

01:14:08.760 anyways thank you so much gino it was a blast man you're the best yeah thanks you want to drop

01:14:13.080 your plugs thank you you want to drop your plugs gino oh yeah i think he already did yeah he did

01:14:20.520 uh no the rest of you clint he said oh yeah yeah uh follow me on twitter at liberty lock pod i am 0.99

01:14:28.120 about to hit 31 000 the shit is going fucking exponential bitch and uh liberty lockdown on youtube 0.99

01:14:35.240 apple podcast google podcast spotify everywhere else love you guys so much oh and you can check 0.99

01:14:39.320 out my episode with thaddeus russell i've heard that there's there's a reason he's newsworthy today

01:14:48.680 thaddeus russell go on tower power honestly i would i really wish he was like funnier and i'm not saying

01:14:56.040 he's not like he's like kind of funny but not like in a funny for this show kind of way i would just to 0.97

01:15:00.680 piss people off because i would i would make exclusively jokes about kid fucking and we would 0.99

01:15:05.640 get in so much trouble we can at least ask him uh every time you make the joke and they just agree 1.00

01:15:11.800 with you yeah i'm just i'm trying to say the most fucked up things that that's like yeah that sounds 0.93

01:15:17.400 reasonable i mean you have to consider the feelings of the child you know jose wasn't we were making that 0.96

01:15:23.000 joke in the group chat i made something about like maybe he's on to something maybe he found like the

01:15:26.840 secret uh ingredient to the amazing sex and he's just gonna be like yeah i did yeah like 0.99

01:15:32.120 no guys i swear to god like it's like if you fuck a child it's amazing like i can't 0.99

01:15:42.680 i told you guys in the group chat there's a louis ck bit where he literally like it was on snl which 1.00

01:15:46.520 makes it even funnier and it was like his joke was that like hey like kid fuck it's not cool but 0.94

01:15:52.200 like they must really like it like if you think about it like i really love snickers like i'm pretty 0.95

01:15:58.280 like i'm kind of redoing his bit butchering it but he's like but if someone was like we're gonna

01:16:01.800 lock you up and then if you ever get out we'll put you in a list you'll be shunned for your entire

01:16:05.640 life if you've eaten other snickers i'll never eat snickers again but these people keep doing it 0.87

01:16:09.960 it must be amazing so what it is is it's actually how they get the adrenochrome that's that's how they

01:16:16.120 stay youthful that's how they do it yeah there's got to be something to it man because it's a 0.98

01:16:20.920 pathology straight up like it's a lot and i guess people were giving the lpmc shit because i guess they 0.97

01:16:27.080 paid him money for some bit for some like speaking thing i was at that yeah it wasn't even enough 0.99

01:16:32.840 money to buy like a nice indian kid like it wasn't like like i mean how much is a child sex slave 1.00

01:16:39.400 really gonna cost it's gotta be at least 5k and that's gonna be like bottom of the barrel 0.99

01:16:42.440 yeah i mean maybe maybe he could have put a down payment on a child sex slave but he never 0.95

01:16:47.080 could have like gone full on paid it off like he needed some extra but i mean whatever i mean if 0.74

01:16:52.840 this is not the defense that the lpmc would like to do right now we don't even pay him enough to buy

01:16:58.440 a good kid yeah like at best it's like half a kid like i mean okay we're responsible for half a kid

01:17:03.880 fucking oh well it better at least be the bottom half so oh god uh thanks again for the super chat

01:17:13.080 matt uh appreciate it i mean like we say all this stuff goes to back to the show well by the way i 0.97

01:17:18.040 wanted to mention this because it was it was pretty awesome he said he he said straight up the only

01:17:22.760 reason he came on was because of the fans and i think that is so fucking awesome that you guys 0.86

01:17:27.720 gang it was literally it's it's the gang it's the whatever the fuck you want to call yourselves 0.99

01:17:32.360 you guys are the gang whenever we i mean jose it mentioned jose doesn't give a fuck he'll launch out 0.99

01:17:38.680 there go on tower gang whenever he was like he he doesn't give a fuck but whenever we whenever y'all do 0.98

01:17:44.120 it and i see it a lot i'm i have the tower gang um twitter and i see all the time where y'all are putting

01:17:49.800 it out there and it honestly this is one of the times where it works out where because y'all reached like

01:17:55.880 wanted to get this guy on and y'all showed how many fans we have absolutely we want bert kreischer 0.78

01:18:01.720 i mean and he agreed to it because i mean one top lobster is amazing and he fucking makes amazing

01:18:07.320 art and that's one of the reasons but also because we annoyed the fuck out of him and it wasn't just

01:18:12.120 us four and reed and top doing it it was because we had whatever all the other people down there i

01:18:19.160 mean i can name them but i don't want to miss anybody so but like so many people it's it's it's

01:18:24.520 awesome for us to see that and like the more it happens the better guests we can get on here's

01:18:29.400 the thing comics only want to perform in front of an audience y'all are letting them know there's an

01:18:35.000 audience and that's really important because obviously we're not the biggest show out there

01:18:39.320 but we have a really passionate fan base that really likes to have people come on 0.99

01:18:44.360 great point meredith it was indeed you and your tits but it was a big old sloppy 1.00

01:18:48.520 it was there was some other people that followed up you know um confirming that we were worth his 0.97

01:18:55.160 time so uh keep doing it guys we really do appreciate you guys want to workshop our 0.98

01:18:58.760 fucking our ad read or no that was actually yeah sure i got i should have done with him on damn it 0.96

01:19:03.960 well i i don't think he would have had the attention span for that now now that i didn't 0.98

01:19:07.720 know you should come in half he made it fun but yeah so what angle do we want to play if we're going

01:19:13.000 the christy mayor ad route i think that playing up the misogyny and and trying to get her to say

01:19:18.360 racial slurs in our ad would be fucking amazing but you were about to say like we shouldn't do 0.94

01:19:24.520 that but you with the other no no like do it in like a way that's acceptable like like do like white 0.98

01:19:30.440 slurs like mayo monkeys and shit or like oh my god you know it'd be fucking awesome if we could have 0.98

01:19:35.240 a sentence in there that spells the n-word if you take the if you take the first letter of no one 0.99

01:19:43.400 would ever catch on to it but we would it'd be so great our fans would fucking freak out though 0.93

01:19:49.560 by the way we um if we don't know what we're talking about we we are playing ads right now

01:19:54.440 on christy mayor's podcast i think the first one was played today or yeah it should have been three

01:19:59.560 by now she's done three shows she i mean i will say go check out her show she cranks out shows and 1.00

01:20:04.440 she gets good guests i know she's a woman so that all more props for for doing good shit uh so you know 1.00

01:20:10.120 like it's it's like more impressive when they do good you're like whoa that's like i'm almost 0.99

01:20:15.080 unheard of way to go pal but then again she has a leg up because she has tits and anyone will say 1.00

01:20:20.680 yes so is it that impressive impressive i don't know but but yeah no one's throwing any ideas out 0.98

01:20:26.440 there throw some fucking ideas what are there well my my idea my ideas from the from the beginning was 0.97

01:20:30.520 she her biggest show i'm pretty sure is the simp cast because she gets on other women and then all 1.00

01:20:36.120 all the libertarians in the community all these libertarian guys that are you know 1.00

01:20:40.440 fucking need a woman jerking off to my girlfriend yeah i'm aware basically yes um i'm included in 1.00

01:20:46.760 that i i jerk off to your girlfriend all the time cool i'm just kidding i actually don't i don't think 1.00

01:20:51.800 i have actually shot i mean i need more skin so you know suggest that to her and maybe i could actually

01:20:56.760 yeah but she's been on the simp cast multiple times and and i know she gets a lot of

01:21:02.120 fucking creepers these uh these deep faces don't bring it for me clint so if you're able to actually 0.90

01:21:06.760 put out some actual real content i'm telling you i'm i keep telling her i was like hey if you want 1.00

01:21:10.600 to have fucking kids we got like yeah i've got some money but i would like to never ever ever have 0.95

01:21:15.800 to worry about money let's start an only fans up and go to town on each other while we try and 0.99

01:21:19.800 fucking make a baby oh my god god no i'd subscribe i told her if we can get a million bucks for a 1.00

01:21:27.720 fucking sex tape like why not oh stop okay here's our marketing guy so he can have it he can have 1.00

01:21:35.640 a stay in here top do you think that it would be uh excuse me while i piss would it be degrading of 1.00

01:21:40.920 me to have a sex tape with ashton to get a million dollars to have a bunch of kids no do it for the 1.00

01:21:46.520 clout which by the way which is what we know you do everything for clint it's just for the clout 0.98

01:21:52.440 that's why i had thaddeus on too and also i'm gonna again i saw this today i'm gonna call you

01:22:00.440 start telling you clint brussels sprouts that's um that was that was genius whoever came up with

01:22:05.400 that one my god i mean it was the best it might be the best joke i've seen this year really really

01:22:09.800 everyone loves brussels sprouts if you prepare them correctly so they're great if you prepare

01:22:13.720 them correctly just like me that's true just charm you know by the way what i was gonna say my my pitch

01:22:18.680 was we have to come in that we're gonna hammer it on the simp cast because that one gets numbers

01:22:24.280 so these guys want to get with these girls well we already have one of the guys with one of the girls

01:22:30.760 i don't know if that will help us out like if you watch this show oh then you could get one of these

01:22:36.800 girls then you can get one of these girls i think that's i think it's a great during the simp cast if

01:22:40.580 she will take a a specific read during that particular show we can fucking we could definitely do 1.00

01:22:46.780 something special with it i have a lady so well clink what clint just said actually this is your 1.00

01:22:54.120 path all right so forget about all this stuff you're paying chrissy mayer money to do the shit 0.99

01:22:59.080 clint make a sex tape and then have it just and and we we have to get it out there and we have to 1.00

01:23:04.960 have somebody that hates you leak it and since everybody hates you it's pretty simple 0.94

01:23:08.900 just drop it somewhere it's amazing just make sure you're wearing like a tower power hour shirt while

01:23:16.100 you're i think we should bill ourselves as a yin to their yang that was my idea i don't know if

01:23:22.180 your thoughts are because we are literally like the exact opposite of simp cast like it's a thing

01:23:26.240 full of dudes hating on women but like at the same time like i still you know i mean i hate women as 0.92

01:23:31.780 much as i hate chinese people i guess that would be fine i think i think on a regular show we we go the 1.00

01:23:40.440 the like the misogynist way like on just if she's doing just a regular read on her show but i think

01:23:46.900 the simp cast we go the hey guys if you want to know if you want to get some women if you want to 0.99

01:23:52.720 get like like if if you go like if you go like uh if you're sick of listening to my stupid estrogen 0.98

01:23:58.900 filled voice you can go listen to five alpha chats 1.00

01:24:01.800 having chrissy read that would be pretty fucking funny

01:24:06.280 that is the way to go i like that just have have her have to diss her in the chat what do you got 1.00

01:24:14.820 i mean let's see she has to drop the n-word at least once for me i mean i don't think we ever

01:24:19.040 get chrissy to drop the n-word but i mean if we can get her pretty close if we can i'm telling you

01:24:23.760 we could tower a sentence yo listen if you guys i got eric breaky to acknowledge the hard r

01:24:30.380 like the hard er he says that they do it in maine if i can do that former senator and you guys can't 0.51

01:24:36.240 get a fucking comedian to say the n-word in the podcast right now see this is why i like top because 0.97

01:24:42.760 he keeps us fucking he keeps us on the level man you're right you're right i think we should i mean 0.99

01:24:48.280 just sneak somehow sneak renege in there i mean i think we can and and just kind of be niggardly 0.98

01:24:54.060 niggardly would be great like how you get her to say renege and then erroneously so

01:24:59.400 renege erroneously yeah if there's like we could work in like a three-fifths of a person

01:25:09.600 joking to there somehow three-fifths of the viewers of tower power

01:25:15.580 if you'd like chrissy mayor not to be able to vote check out tower power

01:25:22.440 we promised to abolish the 19th amendment 0.97

01:25:26.040 god that i think i think these are great pitches i mean i think i mean

01:25:32.300 i really think i i still think that misogynist and sexist and crazy racist on just a regular ads 0.57

01:25:39.500 and then super alpha chad on her simcast ad and then we just play it out and then like

01:25:46.400 i mean the the women will love the misogyny the men will love the alpha chad i mean it'll be great

01:25:52.680 we'll get both no you're taking notes right toad you're the you're the nerd tech guy so this is

01:25:57.080 definitely your angle right no one takes notes no one does any accounting we learned this week 0.76

01:26:01.880 how much money we have bullshit operation on earth so i i used to apply all my autism to keeping

01:26:11.540 spreadsheets of all the towers back when we used to do the tower i know and then as soon as we got 0.99

01:26:16.080 serious about the show you're like fuck it i'm not doing anything 0.99

01:26:18.640 i think whatever the script is i think first of i think clint needs to write the script whenever we 0.99

01:26:26.580 agree on whatever you guys agree on whatever needs to be said and then cold me a toad needs to

01:26:32.260 be the one to read it in his uh hugh hefner like red red robe and just read it completely deadpan

01:26:38.740 show a little chest hair if you got it and that's our that's our uh misogynist post right there

01:26:44.280 clint writes it i edit which means i have editors you know choice on whatever i want to add little

01:26:50.900 little things out in there you know it's just a little little fun little niggles um i know exactly 0.98

01:26:57.200 the words you're going to be adding to it and then toad reads it i mean this is great i mean

01:27:03.240 and i don't know what jose does maybe jose like uh i don't know just because jose wasn't funny on 0.98

01:27:08.860 tonight's episode doesn't mean he's not funny all the other time this motherfucker is a genius just 0.90

01:27:13.580 he just needs to let loose jose give me some ideas i i'm sorry i'm texting my wife i gotta secure the 0.99

01:27:19.660 hole um but uh fucking uh sexting sexting your wife he's getting dick pics so he's 0.99

01:27:27.000 he works nice that's the only reason i even podcast because i'm just bored and i'm not trying to get 0.99

01:27:32.140 fucking pooned so it's like well i'll do this with you guys uh but yeah no i i don't know i i honestly 0.92

01:27:38.660 wasn't really paying attention uh i think uh we should just get uh toad to take notes here and then 0.96

01:27:43.240 send it over to clint he's our business guy and then maybe send over to top to do finishes because

01:27:47.580 he's like the marketing guy you know and then uh we got something good uh you know yeah 0.94

01:27:51.200 i love paying attention right out of your ass i love it out jose and jose cut out dave from the 0.96

01:27:59.580 creative process the beginning of a civil war misogyny on the regular podcast chad on the 0.98

01:28:06.600 simp cast i got it i still think that's that's the way to go i mean so wait up wait up the clint is the

01:28:12.560 marketing guy i'm the creative uh what what is toad he's just a doobie pimp out he's the artist

01:28:19.520 that doesn't handle accounting for no reason he's supposed to be the accounting tech guy i 100% he 0.91

01:28:26.380 was thought it was gonna be accounting engineer that can't fucking put anything together for no 0.96

01:28:31.420 apparent reason i apply my autism selectively so me and cole are the idea guys that's that's what we 0.59

01:28:37.080 are i think that i think that's a 100 true and then reed uh he's the plug guy like he plugs

01:28:42.600 that's literally all he does on the show to be fair i i don't have the information to handle the

01:28:48.880 accounting because it's all going to cole's account so by the way it has been announced

01:28:53.960 reed coverdale will be on kennedy on fox business channel either later this week or early next week

01:29:00.280 yes he's already confirmed okay i didn't realize he announced that he just doesn't have the date set

01:29:04.020 but i thought you were going to say reed you were engaged but this is the only reason that's also

01:29:07.440 i mean that's a side note clint has clout clint has a clout by now but he's also always on the show

01:29:15.420 he's funny reed we just use also as extra clout but he's just never on the show but we just used him

01:29:21.200 i'm telling you this is this is the story of tower gang from the jump is that everyone that says that 0.67

01:29:26.260 i'm the clout chaser doesn't come on the show and i'm the fucking one who's on this show when 0.99

01:29:30.840 there's nobody else and everyone goes this guy's a clout chaser i'm like i'm here all the time how 0.87

01:29:37.880 dare you this is like a circle of clout though when the show first started it was me and nick ashley

01:29:42.540 the show was writing off our little bit of clout and then we got you guys started writing off your

01:29:46.880 clout and then you know who knows maybe whenever i get malice from anicus handbook you guys will write

01:29:51.080 off my clout a little bit more we just it's kind of ebbs and flows you know what i mean i'm down man

01:29:56.280 i'm telling you i think that's how that's how the anarchist handbook is gonna wrap up is with malice

01:30:00.420 and then you're gonna get a fucking huge spike and then i'm gonna make you do ad reads for liberty 0.93

01:30:04.640 lockdown there you go all right we're settled which by the way chrissy did say that this is the first 0.89

01:30:13.460 time she's had a podcast run ads on her podcast so i thought i like it i like it she she charges

01:30:20.080 reasonable rates i really appreciate her taking us on and i think that um she will she will do us

01:30:25.280 justice with the ad reads especially if we get on simcast i'm telling you and and if ashton is on

01:30:30.360 that episode and she hears that ad she's gonna fucking definitely chime in so that'll be helpful 0.80

01:30:34.680 too chrissy's sheep is what you're saying no no i also like value i also like the idea she kind of

01:30:43.380 like like i know the idea was to go for like part of the problem or like legion skanks but that's like

01:30:47.220 our target audience but i feel like it's good to kind of expand outward like do a lateral move with

01:30:51.480 like yeah honestly this is how you do it you want to you want to make sure that you have something 0.99

01:30:57.240 that is grabbing people's attention before you go and you blow thousands of dollars on fucking gas 0.96

01:31:02.600 sigil ads so i think this was the way to play it anyways yeah so we well we want to continue to have 0.99

01:31:07.220 the audience because they like hearing a shit on them that's that's the whole thing i mean like it i 0.98

01:31:12.400 don't know i mean this is just straight straight up just fucking biology history you know all that 0.99

01:31:16.340 shit so that's right they know the roots deep down all right thank you guys for tuning in and 0.99

01:31:24.220 any other plugs top uh oh well let me let me pull my shit i'll go ahead yeah well fuck go ahead well 1.00

01:31:30.400 damn it you're all right uh no way jose i have the no way jose show uh i know i do a little more 0.99

01:31:34.640 like theory shit i generally just do shit that i find entertaining and i don't really care too much 0.99

01:31:39.140 if people find entertaining i know i get accused of clout chasing as well but it's like you don't care 0.98

01:31:43.040 about stuff no i i just did like eight episodes on a on a very obscure theory theory live reading so

01:31:50.160 uh if anyone's accusing me of clout chasing it's kind of silly because it's like well i mean

01:31:54.420 i didn't get i got shit numbers for that but i only did because i enjoyed it but uh you know go check

01:31:58.780 out my channel if you like that kind of stuff uh no way jose on youtube all the major autopod catchers

01:32:03.660 uh odyssey as well like i said i just wrapped up uh a i finished the series of a of the live reading

01:32:10.660 series of an agorist primer i have my anarchist handbook series i'm kind of plugging away and uh

01:32:15.740 yeah i'll pass it off the top now i don't think my favorite thing about jose is his

01:32:19.660 clear sociopathic disconnect from concern with other people's opinions it's amazing go to

01:32:27.660 toplobsted.com to pick up the dopest merch on the planet toplobsted tell them where else they can 0.97

01:32:32.140 follow you yeah just one more thing guys you know they call clint a clout chaser but clint gets the

01:32:37.760 clout jose is chasing the clout so if you want to know who the real clout chaser is it's me

01:32:43.980 because i started it and then like i was chasing and we kept chasing after you never catch a dragon

01:32:49.500 man you never catch him all right but toplobsted.com let's wrap this shit up guys also by the way uh for 0.83

01:32:57.340 next week we don't have a guest so uh y'all can help us to get such as the way if you can pester 0.91

01:33:04.220 burt chrysler maybe it'll happen who knows yeah yeah 100 all right love you guys we're out hell yeah

01:33:10.520 peace

Tower Gang - February 04, 2022

Ep 55 - Auschwitz Ozone Hole w⧸ Geno Bisconte

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