Tower Gang - Ep 56 - KOBE-19 w⧸ Alex Stein

00:00:00.860 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.360 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:05.060 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets. 1.00

00:00:08.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:09.000 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:12.100 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:14.280 And now, now.

00:00:16.540 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:21.180 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:23.180 That's right. 0.99

00:00:24.220 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:26.340 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.700 What? 1.00

00:00:30.860 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.480 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.900 You said nigger. 1.00

00:00:36.820 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:38.140 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.780 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.540 Free! 1.00

00:00:42.460 Free!

00:00:45.600 Welcome, everybody, to another episode of Tower Power Hour.

00:00:48.300 As always, we have Toad, a.k.a. Anarcho underscore Toad on Twitter.

00:00:52.260 Give him a follow, goddammit.

00:00:53.420 And we got Cold, Tower King Cole on Twitter. 0.90

00:00:56.300 Jose Galizana of No Way Jose.

00:00:57.980 Hey, this is Clint Russell of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:00.660 And today, a very special guest, the founder of Antifa, Mr. Alex Stein.

00:01:07.600 Wow!

00:01:08.360 I feel like we're on, like, the zoo radio morning show already.

00:01:11.120 We have five guys.

00:01:12.960 You know, it's a bunch of guys.

00:01:14.540 Clint's got the radio voice going on, starting us off.

00:01:17.240 It's like, it's at night.

00:01:19.000 So we're kind of have that Howard Stern vibe as well.

00:01:21.320 But thank you guys for having me on.

00:01:22.720 And it's a pleasure to be here tonight.

00:01:25.460 It's amazing you can take time away from burning down cities and come and talk to us.

00:01:30.040 Burning down a city right now.

00:01:31.580 It's very easy.

00:01:32.440 I mean, you know, being Antifa is not hard.

00:01:35.580 You know, just trying to catch the city on fire.

00:01:38.380 Being an arsonist is, I mean, it's a hobby, but it's a hobby I enjoy.

00:01:42.440 That's the thing.

00:01:43.560 He's burning down that rich person's home right now that he's in right now.

00:01:47.880 At least I was about to catch fire.

00:01:49.520 As soon as I'm done with this podcast, I'm just knocking over the candles and leaving. 0.99

00:01:53.460 And, you know, I'm going to take, I'm going to urinate in the piano and take a shit in the bed. 0.99

00:01:57.900 And I'm just going to burn it down. 1.00

00:01:59.360 I'm going to masturbate while I watch it burn down. 1.00

00:02:03.480 Hey, all for Black History Month, too. 1.00

00:02:05.500 This is what I'm saying.

00:02:06.340 This is my favorite month.

00:02:07.540 This is, this month is, like, the most important month to me.

00:02:09.680 Because, you know, and I actually do want to address that because last episode, you guys were saying a lot of racial epitaphs that I do not agree with, dude.

00:02:17.380 Because I'm a member of Black Lives Matter.

00:02:20.700 My housekeeper is a black woman, okay? 0.88

00:02:22.860 And I love her.

00:02:23.780 She's, like, one of the most important.

00:02:25.000 And so I love black people, right?

00:02:26.880 She's one of the most important people in my life, dude.

00:02:32.040 So she's, yeah.

00:02:32.660 So black lives are the most important. 1.00

00:02:34.220 If she died, I would kill myself. 1.00

00:02:35.960 So, yeah. 1.00

00:02:36.500 The black lives do matter to me, okay?

00:02:38.240 This thing's real. 0.91

00:02:39.260 I will say it totally checks out that you would run Antifa because the Jews do run everything. 1.00

00:02:43.320 So, yeah.

00:02:45.500 But, you know, it's funny.

00:02:46.820 You know, what do you guys, I'd like to get your opinion, too, because you guys have these controversial people.

00:02:50.560 We talk about, like, Ryan Dawson.

00:02:52.200 You know, I'm a 9-11 truther myself.

00:02:53.880 And we know that 9-11 was basically, you know, you can say it was orchestrated by people within our own government.

00:03:00.220 But one of the people that benefited the most from it was Israel.

00:03:02.500 So Israel had a big, you know, hand in it.

00:03:04.260 So you can just see who benefited.

00:03:05.820 So what I'm saying is my last name's Stein.

00:03:08.120 I'm in Texas.

00:03:09.060 My grandfather was a Jewish guy, but my dad wasn't raised by him.

00:03:11.860 So I'm not technically Jewish.

00:03:13.100 I, like, didn't have a bar mitzvah, but I'm, like, a half-Jewalker. 0.79

00:03:17.380 Yes. 0.52

00:03:17.620 What I'm saying is there's a little, I mean, you know, a lot of little people automatically want to be like, oh, I hate you because you're a Jew. 0.97

00:03:24.100 But it sucks because I kind of wish I had a little bit of that Jewish connection. 0.96

00:03:28.820 I don't know any other Jews. 0.95

00:03:30.140 I don't know who I'm a Jew.

00:03:31.240 You know, I'm a fake. 0.99

00:03:32.180 It sucks. 0.99

00:03:32.760 I'm right stuck in the middle. 0.97

00:03:34.240 That's why I have to be in FIFA.

00:03:36.580 Oh, that's what I'm saying.

00:03:37.620 No Jews like me and no non-Jews like me.

00:03:40.100 Nobody likes me.

00:03:41.060 I'm an only child.

00:03:41.980 My mom recently passed away.

00:03:43.260 My dad barely respects me, doesn't even respect me.

00:03:46.840 I got nothing going on.

00:03:49.140 Nothing. 1.00

00:03:50.860 Your dad's like a little fucking mongrel Jew. 1.00

00:03:54.320 I mean, he loves me, but he doesn't like me, and we're very close. 1.00

00:03:59.500 But, I mean, he calls me moron, idiot. 0.99

00:04:02.480 I mean, these are really how my dad describes me. 1.00

00:04:04.820 And I would consider him my best friend.

00:04:06.520 So that says a little bit about my situation.

00:04:10.360 By the way, you're circumcised, right, as a good Jew? 0.86

00:04:12.980 100%.

00:04:13.300 Yeah, I wish I wasn't.

00:04:14.980 Because it's only an inch this way.

00:04:16.400 At least I'd have an inch and a quarter.

00:04:17.880 You know what I mean?

00:04:20.080 Getting short shames, man.

00:04:21.840 I mean, dude, it's really unfair that you don't get to decide that.

00:04:26.300 But at the end of the day, it looks okay.

00:04:28.840 I guess it looks better.

00:04:30.260 But, no, I'll tell you this much.

00:04:31.860 None of the good.

00:04:33.440 All the bad.

00:04:35.100 But at the end of the day, I keep on saying that.

00:04:37.260 The people you can't talk about, there is a reason why you can't talk about them.

00:04:40.740 That's very weird.

00:04:41.640 You know, it's kind of like this Joe Rogan thing.

00:04:43.860 There's a lot of Joe Biden that said the N-word.

00:04:46.220 And a lot of other people have seen the N-word.

00:04:48.860 They say he's canceled.

00:04:50.420 But that's not really a cancelable.

00:04:52.520 It's hard to say.

00:04:53.360 But imagine if he did say something about the Holocaust.

00:04:55.260 Then they would be canceled, no doubt.

00:04:59.400 Well, if you watch, I was watching, like, last week, I think Mark Norman and Ari Shaffir.

00:05:03.700 And those guys are odd.

00:05:04.620 And Mark Norman did make a Holocaust joke.

00:05:06.700 And, like, you can see Joe Rogan, like, tense up.

00:05:08.920 But Ari Shaffir's a Jew. 0.98

00:05:10.720 So, you know, it's true.

00:05:12.000 Yeah.

00:05:12.020 I mean, we need to get a Jew on the channel. 0.99

00:05:14.700 We really do.

00:05:15.200 That way we can, like, kind of have this pass.

00:05:16.940 Like, we have Top as a minority.

00:05:18.900 So, he gives a little bit of a cover.

00:05:20.480 And I'm like, yeah, that's true.

00:05:22.600 And Robby the Fire.

00:05:24.500 And Spike Cohen.

00:05:25.360 We've had so many Jews, though.

00:05:26.580 What are you talking about?

00:05:26.960 A lot of Jews.

00:05:27.240 I don't think Spike.

00:05:27.980 And Jeremy Cohen.

00:05:30.120 Yeah.

00:05:30.680 Wow.

00:05:31.000 Now that he just named all these Jews.

00:05:32.560 I don't even know how these guys say that.

00:05:34.320 They're all Jews. 1.00

00:05:35.320 I can just tell.

00:05:36.180 They're definitely all Jews. 1.00

00:05:36.940 Hey, they all go to the meeting.

00:05:38.600 They're all controlling the weather.

00:05:40.100 They all, you know, they all get a little bit of saying what the boats do.

00:05:43.900 Listen, though.

00:05:44.600 The idea of weather modification is a conspiracy castle.

00:05:47.360 I wear my tinfoil crown.

00:05:48.820 You know, they've had cloud seeding technology for forever.

00:05:52.020 I mean, so, you know, the idea that they can actually manipulate the weather, that's not that far-fetched.

00:05:57.220 And we even know, you could say chemtrails do this and that.

00:06:00.680 Like, they do spray aerosols in the air.

00:06:02.980 I mean, they say that's just a byproduct of the fuel process of burning, you know, fuel off that, I guess, whatever they call it, you know, fragments of particles fly out.

00:06:13.620 They even admit that.

00:06:14.320 So, what I'm saying is the idea that there is weather manipulation, Sal, it makes me sound like a conspiracy castle tinfoil hat nut.

00:06:20.920 But it's true.

00:06:21.940 It just sucks that that's kind of – we live in, like, the upside-down world.

00:06:24.580 A lot of cognitive dissonance, I guess, is what I'm trying to say.

00:06:27.440 Well, what it is is, like, you're a conspiracy theorist if you just say, like, it's happening. 0.96

00:06:33.480 But then you're just, like, you're insane if you say the Jews control it.

00:06:36.360 But, I mean, it's not really – it's just a logical step.

00:06:38.600 You know, it's just a logical step.

00:06:40.020 It's not a Catholic church.

00:06:42.680 That's the thing is, like, we always forget the Catholic church.

00:06:44.700 And you look at the – if you've seen the movie Spotlight, you know, they've done – when they did child sexual predators, what they do is they don't go to the cops.

00:06:53.860 They actually put the priest in a different – a diocese in a different country where they're away from prosecution.

00:07:00.040 So, it's not an accident.

00:07:01.160 They're like, oh, let's go this guy from Boston.

00:07:03.520 Let's go put him in Argentina. 0.78

00:07:04.980 It's not an accident.

00:07:06.100 You know what I mean?

00:07:06.460 It's an accident.

00:07:08.180 Alex, this is actually – it was a really funny Bill Burr joke because there's a great interview where he's on, like, morning TV.

00:07:15.380 And he's talking – they said, don't you feel a little bit crossed the line whenever you were making jokes about the Catholic church?

00:07:21.000 And he was like, don't you think they crossed the line whenever they were children and kids?

00:07:24.700 And they were just like, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:07:27.180 He was like – it's basically – you know, they just literally move them around.

00:07:30.380 Like, when killer whales take – like, kill their trainer, they just move it up to, like, Seattle or something.

00:07:35.960 Like, that's all it is.

00:07:37.060 That's like the documentary.

00:07:38.640 That's literally the same thing.

00:07:41.000 And, like, they've had – these are cardinals.

00:07:43.840 These are people that are, like, the top – some of these top authorities in the Catholic church.

00:07:47.260 These aren't just lower, you know, guys.

00:07:49.440 And because, you know, maybe there is one or two bad apples.

00:07:52.720 But, no, there's, like, a resume of top-level people.

00:07:57.460 And, guys, all you got to do is look at – you can get conspiratorial.

00:08:00.380 Look at Ghislaine Maxwell.

00:08:01.480 Like, we even know that, you know, she was a child sex procurer, that at least she's convicted of that.

00:08:05.400 You look at Jeffrey Epstein.

00:08:06.360 We – everybody in here, whether you're a conspiracy theorist or not, you know Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

00:08:10.660 So it's like, you know, what do you want to choose to believe?

00:08:13.540 I guess we all kind of choose our own reality.

00:08:15.580 But, like, there's some things we know that the government's probably hiding that.

00:08:18.800 And we don't, like, stand up and fight about it because we're just like, oh, it's almost not worth to fight.

00:08:23.920 It's a lot like what happened on January 6th.

00:08:25.400 I had friends that went there because they felt like what they were doing is right.

00:08:28.460 And now their lives are ruined.

00:08:29.620 Like, people are being charged with assault and they're being considered domestic terrorists.

00:08:33.300 And this is, like, the same game plan that they did with 9-11 where they turned people in the Middle East into terrorists. 0.70

00:08:38.180 And now they're using all that same legislation, basically the Patriot Act, where you have warrantless search and seizure of your phone and emails.

00:08:43.320 And now they're going to use that against domestic terrorists.

00:08:45.460 So you and I, if we don't agree with, and you're not a member of Black Lives Matter and you're not, you know, I'm serious, dude.

00:08:51.180 It's that, it'll be that small.

00:08:53.520 It's not going to come back to you being the leader of Antifa, so you're fine.

00:08:55.540 Well, because, because, what, I'm fine. 1.00

00:08:57.640 Yeah, I know, honey, you guys are fucked. 1.00

00:08:59.080 I'm fine. 1.00

00:08:59.640 But what I'm saying is, like, it doesn't even matter if you're a black guy because if you don't go with him, because they'll call you Larry in, what is his, the guy in California. 0.97

00:09:06.760 Yeah, they called him a black white supremacist. 0.92

00:09:08.520 I can't even think of his last name.

00:09:09.420 But, you know, like.

00:09:10.420 Larry Elder.

00:09:11.100 Larry Elder, yeah.

00:09:12.260 So it doesn't even matter.

00:09:13.440 It doesn't even matter your skin color. 0.52

00:09:14.740 They'll make it, they want to make it all about race.

00:09:16.420 But it's literally, like, if you don't fall in line, you're going to, you know, you're going to have to go by the wayside, as they say.

00:09:21.680 I want to know why there haven't been any conspiracy theories about how the Catholic Church actually has no instances of pedophilia, and it's all just a Jewish plot to take down a competing religion. 0.82

00:09:33.800 No, that's not, that's not what they say.

00:09:36.500 That's not what they say.

00:09:38.320 But why not?

00:09:39.800 I just shared something in the chat if you want to bring it up.

00:09:42.440 I'm sorry.

00:09:44.080 I brought something up in the chat if you want to bring it up.

00:09:46.000 Actually, something dropped today.

00:09:47.620 I know it was a little more big brain time than we normally do, but it is very pertinent to the now we're all domestic terrorists type thing, especially the way they word it.

00:09:54.800 If you bring it up, you can see.

00:09:56.060 I don't know if you want to bring it up on the screen and read it real quick, because I know a lot of people are sharing this around today.

00:10:00.340 And the way they, I don't remember the exact story.

00:10:02.160 I only, like, briefly skimmed it, but it was kind of like something that.

00:10:04.900 Real quick, though, Jose, like, read Coverdale is a domestic terrorist.

00:10:08.740 Dude, guarantee he's on the list.

00:10:10.040 There's no doubt.

00:10:10.860 Yeah, he's the, they would call him a domestic terrorist.

00:10:13.480 They would probably not.

00:10:13.980 Oh, do you remember, like, earlier this month, I think it was, when all those Twitter people were getting, like, that banner under their Twitter profile that said, like, this person is a known domestic terrorist.

00:10:25.860 Pretty sure that was a troll.

00:10:27.480 Like, there was a way to do it. 0.83

00:10:28.720 Yeah, that was a troll.

00:10:29.340 Is that a troll?

00:10:30.160 No, that was real, though.

00:10:31.740 I thought it was.

00:10:32.140 I've been on.

00:10:33.000 She won.

00:10:34.240 Dude, I've been on.

00:10:35.120 She won.

00:10:35.420 She won.

00:10:35.540 She won.

00:10:36.440 Yeah, it was just.

00:10:37.240 I didn't see that.

00:10:38.420 Hey, listen, I don't know if that was a troll or not, but I tried to share a link from band.video, and it said no.

00:10:46.640 Twitter does not let you share a, I've never got a, not like.

00:10:49.800 Yeah, I tried to do that, too.

00:10:51.200 Yeah.

00:10:51.360 It said no.

00:10:52.340 I was like, what?

00:10:53.740 Yeah. 0.91

00:10:54.400 Yeah, you can share porn. 0.97

00:10:55.820 You can share literally, like, nasty. 0.89

00:10:58.340 I mean, you know, whatever. 0.97

00:10:59.300 Well, Liza Blue talks about, you can literally share, like, child porn. 1.00

00:11:03.300 Like, there's literally, like, child porn on Twitter, and she tries to get rid of it, but, like, but you can't, like, share. 0.98

00:11:09.080 Yeah, child porn, like that cat. 0.97

00:11:10.560 Like, sky pair. 1.00

00:11:11.840 That's a nice pussy. 1.00

00:11:13.160 Man, that poor cat's going to die tonight in a fire. 1.00

00:11:16.500 No, this cat is the king of the castle.

00:11:19.200 This cat eats better than me.

00:11:21.540 He eats, like, high, expensive, fancy feasts.

00:11:25.020 It's cost me an arm and a leg.

00:11:26.500 I don't even want to get into it.

00:11:29.560 Is that my internet?

00:11:30.820 We're losing call.

00:11:31.720 I love this.

00:11:33.300 We're definitely losing him. 1.00

00:11:36.440 I was about to say, by the way, that the Jewish conspiracy that they're creating about the Catholic Church is to deflect from themselves because they're actually pedophiles because they actually suck the baby's dicks after they circumcise them. 1.00

00:11:51.380 So they're trying to. 1.00

00:11:53.000 All right.

00:11:53.400 Are you guys Catholics?

00:11:55.200 Is that why I did that?

00:11:56.100 Is that why you guys are?

00:11:57.380 No, no, no. 1.00

00:11:58.780 It's just, I'm just fucking around, man. 0.99

00:12:00.200 I'm probably. 0.99

00:12:01.200 I think there's a huge problem.

00:12:03.300 No, I'm just, I'm just laughing because, like I said, you can't even really, I don't want

00:12:07.640 to defend Israel, but I can't really defend the Catholic Church either, the Vatican or whatever.

00:12:11.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:12.140 I wouldn't dare defend either of them. 0.98

00:12:13.800 I just thought it would be a funny-ass conspiracy theory to blame all the pedophilia on Jewish 0.98

00:12:17.840 lives. 0.99

00:12:18.380 Yeah, yeah, right.

00:12:19.600 I guess we, am I good now?

00:12:20.700 I guess, yeah, you're good.

00:12:22.420 I guess we probably ought to let the audience know that, uh, about the upcoming possible

00:12:26.440 troll while we're live.

00:12:28.040 That's what I was trying to ask about. 0.99

00:12:30.260 Maybe, maybe, uh, maybe Catholic pedophiles would be a perfect one to talk about. 1.00

00:12:35.200 I know we talked about 9-11, but since we're already on the discussion of Catholic pedophiles, 0.99

00:12:39.100 that might be a great one to go in.

00:12:40.880 Alex, give us the premise.

00:12:41.900 Give us the premises of the council meeting, please.

00:12:44.020 Well, okay, it's just the, um, like, uh, Everett, but it's saying, join meeting as

00:12:50.080 attendee.

00:12:50.580 It's just the Everett city council meeting, like, this is Everett, Washington.

00:12:57.840 Okay, here, just for a second, I'll share the screen just so we can see what it's going

00:13:01.080 on, and then I'll stop sharing.

00:13:02.360 Okay, share screen.

00:13:03.020 Thanks for the super, Jess.

00:13:03.900 Hey, thanks, Flint.

00:13:04.500 Thanks, Flint.

00:13:05.400 Yeah, thanks, Flint.

00:13:06.600 That's a shout-out Libertarian Fritship Simulator, who's on.

00:13:09.160 And also, Flint has his own podcast.

00:13:11.360 It's a really good one.

00:13:12.340 Usually, I can't remember what it's called, but.

00:13:14.020 Oh, man, don't.

00:13:17.200 These people look like winners.

00:13:19.780 I know, right? 0.96

00:13:22.640 Oh, my God, I can't wait to scream at them. 0.75

00:13:26.260 So, this is what it's going to be like. 0.99

00:13:31.300 You think she's ever said nigger in her life?

00:13:38.360 Yes.

00:13:39.580 Like, with, with, with, like, like, bravado, she said it back in the day, but now she

00:13:44.000 won't ever bring it up.

00:13:44.720 Only when her pizza gets delivered late, then she says it really aggressively.

00:13:49.300 What is that mask that she has in the background there? 1.00

00:13:51.740 It's like a.

00:13:52.580 It's terrifying.

00:13:54.000 Here.

00:13:54.760 Okay, here, let's see.

00:13:55.820 Do we want to listen?

00:13:56.840 We don't want to listen.

00:13:57.360 Just call them what they are.

00:13:59.320 We're scouting up the territory.

00:14:00.640 I just want to see what you're going to do, man. 0.97

00:14:02.880 Oh, this is going to be so fucking fun. 0.93

00:14:06.560 All right, let's, let's. 0.78

00:14:07.380 What should we talk about?

00:14:08.380 Here, let me turn on.

00:14:09.060 I think I can, I think I can turn off the audio.

00:14:10.980 Hold on.

00:14:11.280 If I, if I turn it on.

00:14:14.020 Okay, so you guys can't hear that right now?

00:14:16.040 Right.

00:14:16.420 Yeah.

00:14:16.900 Okay.

00:14:17.280 So, so, so what should we, and I can't hear it either though, but so what should we, I

00:14:21.660 mean, should I give them 9-11 true?

00:14:23.160 Should I say my wife left me?

00:14:26.500 You know, or ever since I got the vaccine, I'm impotent.

00:14:29.680 People love that joke.

00:14:30.800 I don't know what I should say.

00:14:32.020 I mean, I, I think someone from the Everett city council is having an affair with my wife.

00:14:36.860 I said that early on Phoenix.

00:14:37.980 Will they be able to see us or no?

00:14:39.220 They'll be able to see me.

00:14:40.860 Okay.

00:14:41.240 If they can see you.

00:14:42.560 All right.

00:14:42.900 That changes it.

00:14:43.620 I was going to, I was going to say that you, you should demand the mask mandate be put in 0.99

00:14:47.420 permanently because you're so ugly. 0.87

00:14:49.740 Like, no, I mean, I will say that I want the mask mandate though permanently. 0.99

00:14:55.180 I'm trying to think what, what, uh, why would I want to, you know, I like being a crazy 0.82

00:14:59.600 leftist.

00:15:00.060 I can be like, listen, uh, we got to vaccinate these children.

00:15:03.340 We got to vaccinate, uh, babies.

00:15:05.380 Yeah.

00:15:06.280 I don't know.

00:15:06.980 No, you should talk about, you should talk about vaccinating, uh, like pets.

00:15:10.520 I think it'd be really funny.

00:15:11.800 Just talk to like, oh, vaccinating pets and flip out about the fact that you're not, you're

00:15:17.260 not allowed to vaccinate, uh, infants yet and just be like, Hey, what are, what are we

00:15:22.100 doing here?

00:15:22.680 Are we going to allow all of these infants to go unvaccinated?

00:15:26.160 Well, and you should, you should demand that, uh, your pets, that your dogs be vaccinated. 0.99

00:15:30.060 You need to enter a dog park or some shit like that. 0.96

00:15:32.960 Well, I mean, if you really want to have fun and really want to go like, kind of just, 0.99

00:15:37.580 uh, talk about animals need to be vaccinated, but then include black people and animals. 0.99

00:15:41.740 And then just, you know, they would revoke my deal, but I should talk about, I should

00:15:49.880 be dead serious and be like, you know, we're a lot of talk about human vaccinations, but

00:15:53.380 we need to talk about, uh, vaccinating our animals for COVID-19 because they are one of

00:15:57.260 the biggest spreaders.

00:15:58.200 And, you know, and then also mentioned that you're concerned about STDs from animals.

00:16:02.640 Yeah.

00:16:03.640 Okay.

00:16:04.640 Yeah.

00:16:05.640 HIV.

00:16:06.640 I got, I got a good line.

00:16:07.640 Let's hear it.

00:16:08.640 Let's hear what they're saying.

00:16:09.640 Let's hear what they're saying real quick.

00:16:10.640 Uh, hold on.

00:16:11.640 Maybe they're doing that.

00:16:13.640 Okay.

00:16:14.640 They're doing the roll call.

00:16:15.640 So we'll be like right after roll.

00:16:17.640 Uh, we'll be, we'll be not that long after roll.

00:16:20.640 Okay.

00:16:21.640 So cats and dogs vaccinated.

00:16:23.640 Checking the top, right.

00:16:24.640 You know, she gets down in some weird ways.

00:16:27.640 Yeah.

00:16:28.640 You need to stop because we're about to do the pledge of allegiance.

00:16:33.640 Just kind of.

00:16:34.640 Yeah.

00:16:35.640 I want you to slide this at some point.

00:16:38.640 And this is a subtle thing to see if anyone catches it.

00:16:41.640 Maybe make some sort of reference to how the conservatives always bring up, uh, you

00:16:46.640 know, how this is like the Holocaust and then make some sort of like a side about how

00:16:49.640 that's an insult to hundreds of thousands of people and just move on.

00:16:52.640 No, I'm not bringing up the Holocaust. 0.59

00:16:55.640 No.

00:16:56.640 Just move by it.

00:16:57.640 No, I'm not.

00:16:59.640 No one would catch it.

00:17:01.640 No.

00:17:02.640 Are they talking about, are they talking about the American Indians?

00:17:05.640 You need to like throw in there that the American Indians need to be vaccinated. 1.00

00:17:09.640 Just something about like how the Indians need to be vaccinated. 0.51

00:17:12.640 The American Indians are.

00:17:13.640 Do these call for a modern day trail of tears?

00:17:19.640 These people are some of the saddest looking people ever, man.

00:17:23.640 Like two of these women look like they're men. 0.87

00:17:26.640 That guy named Con Schwalb literally could be your dad, Toad.

00:17:29.640 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:17:31.640 He doesn't look anything like my dad.

00:17:33.640 Dude, the center on the bottom looks pretty dope.

00:17:35.640 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:17:36.640 He seems cool.

00:17:37.640 I got to deal with him.

00:17:38.640 Yeah.

00:17:39.640 That guy actually looks more like my dad.

00:17:41.640 The guy in the center bottom.

00:17:43.640 Paula Rein, the bottom right, looks like she literally is a transgender.

00:17:47.640 And I couldn't like honestly.

00:17:48.640 Oh, that's he to you, Cole.

00:17:50.640 Yes.

00:17:51.640 Paula Rein.

00:17:52.640 Yes.

00:17:53.640 Councilmember Schwab.

00:17:55.640 Yes.

00:17:56.640 Councilmember Zerlingo.

00:17:57.640 Yes. 1.00

00:17:58.640 I would probably fuck that other chick though, the top right. 1.00

00:18:02.640 Yeah, you would. 1.00

00:18:03.640 One thousand percent, Toad. 1.00

00:18:05.640 You fuck all of those girls. 1.00

00:18:06.640 There's not anybody. 1.00

00:18:07.640 There's not a girl there you would. 1.00

00:18:08.640 There's not a dude there you would.

00:18:10.640 Yeah, Toad.

00:18:11.640 There's not any person you wouldn't bang right there.

00:18:13.640 First, I just wanted to do it.

00:18:16.640 Center bottom, dude, for sure. 0.63

00:18:18.640 Oh, my God.

00:18:19.640 Toad, you would take that girl to pound town and brag about it and take a selfie on Instagram 0.94

00:18:25.640 with her at the breakfast buffet after, dude.

00:18:28.640 I don't know. 0.99

00:18:29.640 This chick looks like she cries after sex. 1.00

00:18:32.640 You know what? 1.00

00:18:33.640 I cry during sex.

00:18:34.640 I mean, what are you going to do? 0.50

00:18:35.640 I mean, so what?

00:18:37.640 You know, different strokes for different folks.

00:18:39.640 God bless her soul. 0.99

00:18:40.640 But yeah, so I'm just going to go.

00:18:44.640 So I guess some of the notes I'm going to hit.

00:18:46.640 I'm going to say that we need to vaccinate our cats and dogs.

00:18:49.640 I'm actually vaccine injured and my wife divorced me.

00:18:53.640 So now I sleep with my cats.

00:18:55.640 Okay, here.

00:18:56.640 Let's see.

00:18:57.640 Let's see.

00:18:58.640 Let's go.

00:18:59.640 I still think you need to touch on the Indians.

00:19:02.640 Thanks.

00:19:03.640 I had quite a few meetings.

00:19:06.640 Oh, gosh.

00:19:07.640 Okay.

00:19:08.640 Put on.

00:19:09.640 Yeah, she doesn't look that bad.

00:19:11.640 I mean, you know, and honestly, I don't.

00:19:13.640 I don't know.

00:19:14.640 I need a girl that's super skinny. 1.00

00:19:15.640 Do we like the super skinny?

00:19:16.640 I did.

00:19:17.640 The last girl did a super skinny. 1.00

00:19:18.640 I have a sickness.

00:19:20.640 Me and you are speaking the same language, buddy.

00:19:22.640 Like a super middleweight Lisa Loeb. 1.00

00:19:23.640 She does.

00:19:24.640 Yeah, she does.

00:19:25.640 Yeah.

00:19:26.640 Yeah.

00:19:27.640 Yeah.

00:19:28.640 Guys.

00:19:29.640 Dating is so annoying.

00:19:30.640 Okay.

00:19:31.640 I see five guys here.

00:19:32.640 I feel like the only girl I know is the Liberty thought.

00:19:34.640 I mean, I feel like every guy has dated a Liberty thought. 0.91

00:19:36.640 What's the deal?

00:19:37.640 I feel like Clint's face is all serious.

00:19:39.640 Every guy ever. 0.99

00:19:40.640 I feel like she's always on Clint's dick on Twitter. 1.00

00:19:43.640 Seems like. 0.98

00:19:44.640 I don't think you realize if your door's box may have opened.

00:19:47.640 Why?

00:19:48.640 Is Clint banging Liberty thought?

00:19:49.640 Did I call that out already?

00:19:51.640 I didn't even know that.

00:19:52.640 He did.

00:19:53.640 He did.

00:19:54.640 Oh, for sure.

00:19:55.640 I mean, I would.

00:19:56.640 I mean, it goes for you, Clint.

00:19:57.640 Why wouldn't you?

00:19:58.640 He's a man.

00:19:59.640 That shows you that Clint's a man.

00:20:01.640 He's not a girl. 1.00

00:20:02.640 Hey, I had an almost threesome with her. 0.92

00:20:04.640 Almost is a girl. 0.77

00:20:06.640 Clint. 1.00

00:20:07.640 Fuck. 1.00

00:20:08.640 That's different, dude. 1.00

00:20:09.640 That's totally different.

00:20:10.640 See, that's what I'm saying.

00:20:11.640 When you say I almost fought and then Clint actually fought and jizzed and pounded or whatever.

00:20:17.640 It's so different, dude.

00:20:18.640 It's so.

00:20:19.640 I mean, it's like night and day different. 1.00

00:20:21.640 It is like he exposed himself, his butthole, his genitals, his hair, his whole. 1.00

00:20:27.640 His whole. 1.00

00:20:28.640 He was very vulnerable.

00:20:29.640 The most vulnerable.

00:20:30.640 His facial expressions.

00:20:31.640 He's making the weird.

00:20:32.640 And she's looking at that.

00:20:34.640 And you're trying to compare that you almost fought.

00:20:37.640 I mean, come on, dude.

00:20:39.640 Night and day, bro.

00:20:41.640 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:20:42.640 Either you didn't fuck or not. 1.00

00:20:43.640 There's no in between. 0.99

00:20:44.640 I mean, and they're so different. 0.99

00:20:46.640 I mean, I almost fucked. 0.99

00:20:47.640 I mean, last night. 1.00

00:20:48.640 But fucking is so different than almost fucking. 0.99

00:20:51.640 It's like polar opposite. 0.99

00:20:54.640 Hey, Alex, that would be a great one that we get on it after. 0.99

00:20:57.640 Maybe after this or something is what is a unit of fuck to you? 0.99

00:21:00.640 How can you. 1.00

00:21:01.640 It sounds ridiculous.

00:21:03.640 But if you logically think it through, every answer you have has consequences that lead

00:21:08.640 to hilarious results. 0.99

00:21:09.640 How you define what a fuck is. 0.99

00:21:11.640 I was just waiting for Jose to say. 0.99

00:21:13.640 Yeah.

00:21:14.640 What do you define? 1.00

00:21:15.640 Fuck. 1.00

00:21:16.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:17.640 What do you define as a fuck? 0.99

00:21:18.640 I mean, I don't know. 0.99

00:21:19.640 I like, you know, I don't. 0.86

00:21:20.640 Listen, I've had sex that were worse than some meals that I've had.

00:21:23.640 You know what I mean? 0.91

00:21:24.640 Like, I've literally had meals where I was like, it was better than some of the sex I've 0.99

00:21:27.640 had.

00:21:28.640 But then all sex is it's similar to pizza. 0.95

00:21:29.640 Like, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

00:21:31.640 So I don't know. 1.00

00:21:32.640 I mean, I guess if you fuck, like if you have to put on the condom and you fuck like 1.00

00:21:35.640 that's fucking. 1.00

00:21:36.640 I don't know, because I've kind of started to fuck and then got like kind of cold feet 1.00

00:21:41.640 before. 0.99

00:21:42.640 So I don't know.

00:21:43.640 I mean, it's kind of a great injury.

00:21:45.640 Yeah.

00:21:46.640 It's actually COVID toe.

00:21:48.640 COVID toe. 1.00

00:21:49.640 Like if you got in there and you stopped, like, does that count as a fuck? 1.00

00:21:53.640 Yes. 0.99

00:21:54.640 Yeah, it does. 0.99

00:21:55.640 If I was butt naked and they see me naked as a butt. 0.99

00:21:57.640 Good evening. 0.99

00:21:58.640 Council member two, I have two community members.

00:22:00.640 Two community members.

00:22:01.640 Two community members.

00:22:02.640 Okay, hold on.

00:22:03.640 Please remember to state your name.

00:22:05.640 Please turn on your camera if possible.

00:22:07.640 Please remember to limit your comments to three minutes.

00:22:12.640 Three minutes.

00:22:13.640 Okay.

00:22:14.640 I'll be able to hear you guys.

00:22:15.640 You guys can feed me stuff.

00:22:16.640 Please remember to unmute yourself.

00:22:17.640 Mary Rollins.

00:22:18.640 Okay.

00:22:19.640 Mary Rollins.

00:22:20.640 Should we listen to her?

00:22:21.640 Let's listen to her. 1.00

00:22:22.640 We're just all going to go, nigger, nigger. 1.00

00:22:23.640 Oh my God. 0.99

00:22:24.640 It's true.

00:22:25.640 Mary Rollins.

00:22:26.640 We're going to subconsciously make you say the N word.

00:22:28.640 It's like when you're trying to remember a number and someone says a different number

00:22:34.640 and you say that.

00:22:35.640 It's Mary Rollins.

00:22:37.640 Mary Rollins.

00:22:38.640 I'm at 1626 46th Street in Everett.

00:22:40.640 Oh, wow.

00:22:41.640 That's so amazing.

00:22:42.640 I need to speak today on this very important issue.

00:22:47.640 What is this important issue?

00:22:48.640 You know, I lived in Bothell for 20 years and written into their code was to keep trees

00:22:56.640 at all the hilltops.

00:22:58.640 What?

00:22:59.640 That is not.

00:23:00.640 I grew up in California watching trees disappear all around me. 0.99

00:23:05.640 This is a sketch from fucking Parks and Rec. 0.99

00:23:11.640 I think you got beat to the punch. 0.98

00:23:13.640 When I looked into the code and there it was right into the city code.

00:23:17.640 Yeah, our speaker is Leslie Knows.

00:23:20.640 I think the move in light of this is to play off her environmentalism and take it a step

00:23:24.640 further.

00:23:25.640 I feel like the environmental route is the way to go.

00:23:28.640 Yeah, I'm going to use their name a little bit.

00:23:31.640 Hold on.

00:23:32.640 I know what I'm going to do.

00:23:33.640 You should push for vaccination of all wild animals too.

00:23:37.640 You should totally say that I really respect sex work and it's really dope that you were 0.84

00:23:42.640 in a brothel for so long and just move on. 1.00

00:23:45.640 I love this letter.

00:23:46.640 I love this letter.

00:23:47.640 She said brothel. 1.00

00:23:48.640 Probably like a place.

00:23:49.640 It's my expectation that the more support we get from the local cities, the county's

00:23:52.640 going to look very strongly.

00:23:53.640 If you know the song that I'm talking about with Lisa Loeb, if you could end your rant

00:23:58.640 with singing that to Mary, that would be incredible.

00:24:01.640 And you say.

00:24:02.640 I think Toad's the only one that knows the song.

00:24:06.640 I know that song, but I don't really appreciate you hearing me today.

00:24:10.640 You say.

00:24:11.640 I'm still freaked out because that woman looks like, she looks like there was a balloon 0.99

00:24:16.640 of Lisa Loeb in like the Mary's Thanksgiving.

00:24:18.640 It has been provided to the city council, the administration and the permanent record.

00:24:26.640 I also have Kate Lunsford.

00:24:29.640 Please remember to unmute yourself.

00:24:31.640 Please remember to turn on your camera if possible.

00:24:33.640 You don't keep paying her, but she's thicker than a snicker dog. 1.00

00:24:35.640 Didn't they just say two speakers?

00:24:37.640 Yeah.

00:24:38.640 It's another speaker, I think.

00:24:39.640 Yeah.

00:24:40.640 I mean, I didn't see her stand up, but. 0.54

00:24:42.640 Yeah.

00:24:43.640 I wonder if they're going to notice me.

00:24:45.640 Oh my God.

00:24:46.640 Look at this.

00:24:47.640 Lower hand.

00:24:48.640 Now that I raised my hand, maybe they'll let me speak.

00:24:50.640 Let's hear what they have to say.

00:24:51.640 This lady's here to ask her. 1.00

00:24:53.640 You're wearing a suit and you have a grand piano behind you.

00:24:56.640 9-8-2-0-6, Everett, Washington.

00:24:58.640 9-8-2-0-6.

00:24:59.640 And I'm here again.

00:25:00.640 I want to mandate that no one else has an upper lip so I can feel like I'm part of this.

00:25:04.640 ...supporting the urban canopy policy.

00:25:08.640 The policy, again, creates a framework.

00:25:10.640 Why are they all talking about the weirdest thing I do?

00:25:14.640 It makes it to the obvious angles of environmentalism here, I think.

00:25:17.640 Since they're all riffing on that.

00:25:18.640 It's against jurisdiction.

00:25:19.640 It's the ability to apply for financial support.

00:25:21.640 I heard them only say there's two speakers.

00:25:23.640 They did.

00:25:24.640 They said there's two speakers.

00:25:25.640 Yeah.

00:25:26.640 I know.

00:25:27.640 And I mean, I'm signed up for this meeting.

00:25:28.640 They had to send you the private Zoom link.

00:25:29.640 So I just, I mean, my hand's raised.

00:25:31.640 Raise hand.

00:25:32.640 Let's see.

00:25:33.640 Let's see.

00:25:34.640 Maybe they'll notice me.

00:25:35.640 Who knows?

00:25:36.640 We'll see.

00:25:37.640 It's a power hour right now so they know what's going on.

00:25:40.640 Sure.

00:25:41.640 No, they better not be.

00:25:42.640 Look at that.

00:25:43.640 All that advertising on Christy's show.

00:25:44.640 It exposed us.

00:25:45.640 Look at that.

00:25:46.640 Look at their faces.

00:25:47.640 They just look so grumpy, too.

00:25:49.640 Oh, yeah.

00:25:50.640 They're so bored.

00:25:51.640 They're going to love you.

00:25:52.640 Let's see.

00:25:53.640 I doubt it.

00:25:54.640 People are literally talking about, like, tree policy.

00:25:57.640 What kind of a life is this?

00:26:02.640 Alex, are you going to put on a ski mask before you go on?

00:26:05.640 No, dude.

00:26:06.640 We've got to show the goods, dude.

00:26:08.640 We've got to try to make it.

00:26:09.640 We've got to see.

00:26:10.640 We want it to go cat viral in the cat community.

00:26:12.640 They're going to be like, oh, my God.

00:26:13.640 This guy is trying to vaccinate cats.

00:26:15.640 I like that.

00:26:16.640 I like that, you know, angle.

00:26:18.640 I like it.

00:26:19.640 Yeah.

00:26:20.640 And wild animals.

00:26:21.640 Yeah.

00:26:22.640 Basically all animals.

00:26:23.640 And then you say something.

00:26:24.640 Yeah.

00:26:25.640 And then Native Americans.

00:26:26.640 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:26:27.640 Because they did that stupid shit about it beforehand. 1.00

00:26:30.640 This is something about, like, we need to force the Native Americans to get vaccinated. 1.00

00:26:33.640 Here's a good little line.

00:26:35.640 Say, we need to round up the feral cats.

00:26:37.640 We need to get them.

00:26:38.640 We need to vaccinate them. 0.71

00:26:39.640 And then put them down.

00:26:40.640 And then just, like, move on.

00:26:42.640 No, dude.

00:26:43.640 No.

00:26:44.640 What do they do with feral cats anyway?

00:26:46.640 We need to catch the Fauci's ouchie.

00:26:48.640 It's the only way.

00:26:49.640 We're going to have all these.

00:26:51.640 I'm going to be like, you know, I'm going to wait to say this joke.

00:26:55.640 I'm going to be like, you know, because all these Joe Rogan listeners aren't taking the vaccines, we have plenty of leftover for cats and dogs.

00:27:00.640 So they're like, wow.

00:27:02.640 Or you got to mention something about how you support Fauci killing all those dogs because they were unvaccinated. 0.68

00:27:09.640 The beagles. 0.94

00:27:10.640 Yes.

00:27:11.640 Yes.

00:27:12.640 Also, you could talk about how evil it is what we did to the Native Americans and then describe the exact same process for the wild animals. 0.99

00:27:19.640 That would be great.

00:27:21.640 We need to put them on a trail, right to down the vaccination center.

00:27:25.640 They need to have their own place.

00:27:26.640 They don't need to be with us.

00:27:27.640 Sure.

00:27:28.640 There might be some tears, but, you know.

00:27:30.640 Yeah.

00:27:31.640 It might be in a cry or something.

00:27:33.640 It would be really funny to just mention that they have their own place where they go.

00:27:38.640 We don't want them here. 1.00

00:27:40.640 Who's this fucking guy? 0.99

00:27:41.640 Thank you very much for your comments. 1.00

00:27:42.640 Hey, David Hall, get the fuck out of here. 0.97

00:27:43.640 That is all I have to speak up on this issue. 0.99

00:27:45.640 I have one more individual wishing to speak, but not until public comment.

00:27:49.640 Thank you.

00:27:50.640 Oh, what?

00:27:51.640 Maybe we're public comments.

00:27:53.640 Can I clarify just a couple of things?

00:27:56.640 Public comments at the beginning of the thing.

00:27:58.640 One of the speakers raised the question of whether we have a quorum.

00:28:01.640 Three members are going to vote on this.

00:28:04.640 Is that true?

00:28:05.640 The answer to that is that all the council members.

00:28:09.640 They don't.

00:28:10.640 By the way, this is people without upper limbs.

00:28:14.640 This is not good to have a meeting without a quorum, though.

00:28:17.640 You can't vote on anything.

00:28:18.640 It's not a legal requirement.

00:28:20.640 It's okay.

00:28:21.640 It's not a legal requirement. 0.98

00:28:23.640 Oh, this is the most people that have ever watched whatever this bumfuck town is. 0.97

00:28:27.640 Yeah, every Washington. 0.99

00:28:29.640 Washington.

00:28:30.640 It's actually kind of a large city.

00:28:32.640 I'm pretty sure.

00:28:33.640 Yeah.

00:28:34.640 It's not.

00:28:35.640 It's still it's still more. 1.00

00:28:36.640 More people are watching this than actually are watching this stupid fucking. 1.00

00:28:40.640 Oh, that reason why she talked about the tree. 1.00

00:28:42.640 The reason why they talked about that, the first thing on the meeting is tree canopy.

00:28:45.640 And then it says administration update.

00:28:47.640 Then it says public comment.

00:28:48.640 Oh, my God.

00:28:49.640 The bottom right looks like every Asian toddler.

00:28:52.640 Okay.

00:28:53.640 Okay.

00:28:54.640 This is how it works.

00:28:55.640 All right.

00:28:56.640 The tree canopy.

00:28:57.640 That's why they're talking about the tree. 0.91

00:28:58.640 The crazy lady. 1.00

00:28:59.640 And then now they're the city attorney guys talking administration update and then public 0.69

00:29:03.640 comment. 1.00

00:29:04.640 Get these fuckers out of here until we get the public. 1.00

00:29:06.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:07.640 Hey, let's bring up.

00:29:08.640 I want to show everyone when a tower power.

00:29:10.640 Well, I'm about to speak.

00:29:11.640 Well, I don't take it down.

00:29:12.640 We got it.

00:29:13.640 We had two minutes.

00:29:14.640 No, no, no, no.

00:29:15.640 We got like two minutes.

00:29:16.640 No, no.

00:29:17.640 We're almost next.

00:29:18.640 I know this annoying, but we can stay.

00:29:19.640 It'll be very shortly.

00:29:21.640 No.

00:29:22.640 Hey, well, guys, we can talk about a lot of stuff.

00:29:24.640 We can brainstorm with others.

00:29:25.640 There's what is it?

00:29:26.640 12 people or I can't even count.

00:29:28.640 There's 11 people on the screen.

00:29:31.640 Yeah.

00:29:32.640 I want to hear what they're I want to hear what they're thinking because guys.

00:29:34.640 Well, actually, say if you give us money, you know, but the bigger the human group, 0.99

00:29:39.640 the dumber the humans get. 0.99

00:29:41.640 I believe that's what you know. 1.00

00:29:43.640 Oh, for sure.

00:29:44.640 Yeah.

00:29:45.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:46.640 The people are retarded. 1.00

00:29:48.640 Okay. 0.99

00:29:49.640 But let's talk about this.

00:29:50.640 Okay.

00:29:51.640 Before I go and I like to get into it, the libertarian movement.

00:29:54.640 And I guess I hear Dave Smith argue.

00:29:55.640 What is the only thing that we need is some sort of for civil disputes for land?

00:30:00.640 Is that the only thing you'd need a cop or government for?

00:30:04.640 Is that not true at all?

00:30:05.640 I mean, we're all anarchists here.

00:30:07.640 Yeah.

00:30:08.640 We wouldn't do nothing for that.

00:30:09.640 So what are you?

00:30:10.640 So you don't need anything.

00:30:11.640 Nothing.

00:30:12.640 That's what I'm saying.

00:30:13.640 It's not nothing.

00:30:14.640 It would be voluntary things.

00:30:15.640 And it's like.

00:30:16.640 Yeah.

00:30:17.640 Hasnus had said before that like to.

00:30:19.640 I mean, we can kind of give ideas, but to give you exactly what would happen in a perfectly

00:30:24.640 free market is kind of is in a funny way, kind of an argument against the free market,

00:30:29.640 because if you could do that, then there would be no need for the free market, because the

00:30:32.640 beauty of the free market is it's the incentives kind of do the job for you.

00:30:36.640 And it's being done amongst, you know, hordes of people that have their own incentives.

00:30:39.640 Yeah.

00:30:40.640 Most people think that any property dispute would just be settled with gun duels.

00:30:44.640 And that's fine.

00:30:45.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:30:46.640 That's how that's how I would like to handle it.

00:30:49.640 A la Aaron Burr and whatever his name is.

00:30:51.640 Alexander.

00:30:52.640 Alexander.

00:30:53.640 Yeah.

00:30:54.640 Well, that's how they used to do it.

00:30:55.640 But see, like, I guess I consider myself maybe a little bit of a socialist in that,

00:30:58.640 like, I don't like that insulin costs $200 in Texas, but $2 in Mexico.

00:31:02.640 That's just a matter of patents and copyrights.

00:31:05.640 Like, if you got rid of that, prices would plummet.

00:31:08.640 I know.

00:31:09.640 I'm not saying we should have free health care.

00:31:10.640 We should have affordable health care.

00:31:11.640 That's like, that's ridiculous that we don't have that.

00:31:14.640 You know what I mean?

00:31:15.640 Through our beliefs, you would get that.

00:31:18.640 Yeah.

00:31:19.640 There's just no competition.

00:31:20.640 If they have a monopoly on a product, they can charge whatever they want.

00:31:22.640 The only way you have a monopoly on a product is because of government protection.

00:31:25.640 So that would be alleviated.

00:31:27.640 We want to get rid of IP, basically.

00:31:29.640 But again, again, you would resolve it ultimately with a gun duel as all animal solutions.

00:31:34.640 Well, we're talking about such a serious subject, but that's the problem is we're not run by human beings.

00:31:38.640 Like, I don't almost think if the government actually was run by human beings instead of multinational corporations.

00:31:43.640 You know, that's the problem is we're being run by literal corporations that just can, you know,

00:31:47.640 spend as much money in political action committees and buy and sell these politicians.

00:31:51.640 So that's the problem is like the way there's not even human beings.

00:31:54.640 Yeah.

00:31:55.640 They're human beings, but they're just proxies for companies.

00:31:57.640 I'm sure you were going lizard people on us. 0.99

00:32:00.640 Hell yeah.

00:32:01.640 And Tom was right there with you.

00:32:03.640 I don't like if I had to guess, I don't think they're lizard people, but I genuinely wouldn't be surprised.

00:32:08.640 Like Hillary Clinton for real does not sweat. 1.00

00:32:11.640 That is a fact. 0.99

00:32:12.640 That's fucking why it is Prince Andrew. 0.98

00:32:14.640 I mean, you know, the idea that like somebody could take our human form and it's like not us. 0.99

00:32:19.640 I mean, I think it's possible. 0.95

00:32:20.640 There's parasites. 0.94

00:32:21.640 You know, have you guys ever seen this parasites? 0.97

00:32:22.640 Like we're like a huge thing. 0.98

00:32:24.640 Excuse me.

00:32:25.640 It'll come out like a grasshopper or something.

00:32:26.640 Have you ever seen it?

00:32:27.640 Yeah.

00:32:28.640 Like the spike that comes out the back of their head.

00:32:30.640 Oh, yeah.

00:32:31.640 Yeah. 0.72

00:32:32.640 It's a parasite and that the thing's dead.

00:32:34.640 So I'm just saying that with these things like that we say lizards or something, they could be some sort of parasite taking over a human body.

00:32:39.640 I mean, I'm not I'm not saying that's necessarily true, but that's what it would be like almost like a zombie effect.

00:32:43.640 And that's why they're probably not empathetic to like that would be really funny. 0.96

00:32:47.640 If that's what you got on there to talk to all these and say, all these people are just parasites that are controlled. 0.95

00:32:53.640 But should I talk about now? 0.96

00:32:55.640 I mean, now I don't know.

00:32:58.640 Like, I hope this goes over.

00:33:00.640 I don't know.

00:33:01.640 We're going to kind of brainstorm this quick, but we'll see if this is funny.

00:33:04.640 I think it's going to be great.

00:33:05.640 I think it's always good.

00:33:07.640 Oh, my God.

00:33:08.640 I just came up with the best thing, but we don't have time to pull it off.

00:33:11.640 You could pull up Mein Kampf and find a good section.

00:33:14.640 Oh, my God.

00:33:15.640 No, listen.

00:33:16.640 Listen. 0.97

00:33:17.640 Don't use Jews, but use Jews unvaccinated. 1.00

00:33:19.640 Dude, you're obsessed. 0.94

00:33:20.640 Swap the words out from unvaccinated, you know, and Jews. 1.00

00:33:22.640 Dude, I'll lose my Bank of America account, dude.

00:33:25.640 They'll put me on a no-fly list, bro.

00:33:27.640 That would be so good, though.

00:33:28.640 They'll all agree with you, and then later they could be like-

00:33:31.640 Nobody would agree with me!

00:33:33.640 No, no, no, no, no.

00:33:34.640 Jose!

00:33:35.640 No, what would be great is you're going to have Mike- 0.98

00:33:37.640 It'll go viral because some fucking city council, like, agreed that Mike- 0.98

00:33:42.640 I don't want to go viral for that! 0.99

00:33:44.640 I don't want to go viral for anything. 0.97

00:33:45.640 I'd rather go viral for spreading my butthole with Liberty Thought and taking a selfie of us together than freaking do that. 0.92

00:33:54.640 Isn't that one of the things that made James Lindsay famous, though? 0.97

00:33:58.640 Yeah.

00:33:59.640 Isn't that one of the things James Lindsay did?

00:34:01.640 Yeah, no, he published an article where they took quotes from Mein Kampf and they swapped out words.

00:34:07.640 Oh, yeah.

00:34:08.640 It sounds like a game that we would do on this show. 0.99

00:34:11.640 They used it to, like, justify hate against white people or some shit, and they're all like, yeah, that checks out! 0.98

00:34:16.640 Just pull up some of the ones from Kiker Reich. 0.98

00:34:20.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:21.640 And then just pull up one of those and then just replace all of them with just unvaccinated. 0.79

00:34:25.640 Right.

00:34:26.640 I think you should talk about rounding up six million feral cats and putting them in ovens.

00:34:30.640 Oh, my God!

00:34:31.640 That's literally the joke that Nick Fuentes said.

00:34:35.640 He said that joke about cookies and they canceled them.

00:34:38.640 Oh, yeah!

00:34:39.640 You guys would love that joke!

00:34:41.640 No, no, no, but he was it!

00:34:43.640 He was joking about the actual Holocaust.

00:34:45.640 By the way...

00:34:46.640 I'm joking about what you're going to do to the cats.

00:34:47.640 It's different.

00:34:48.640 By the way, the Biden today, did you see the thing he tweeted about?

00:34:51.640 I guess not him, but, you know...

00:34:53.640 6.6 million?

00:34:54.640 Yeah, 6.6 million jobs.

00:34:55.640 And he said 6.6 million has never happened before. 0.99

00:35:00.640 Shit was so funny. 1.00

00:35:04.640 Wow! 1.00

00:35:05.640 These people are still talking about some bullcrap. 0.92

00:35:07.640 The public comment is at the top of the meeting before, like, they get on any orders of business.

00:35:11.640 It's supposed to be, you know how the city council goes, yes.

00:35:15.640 Well, they always do this.

00:35:16.640 It's very important you make a pass at Mary Fossey.

00:35:20.640 Yeah, Fossey.

00:35:21.640 I know.

00:35:22.640 I'm going to be like, hey, Mary.

00:35:23.640 Is that right?

00:35:24.640 I am.

00:35:25.640 I'm going to be like, I'm speaking to you, Mary.

00:35:26.640 Yeah, you know, because you'd be like, listen, if anybody was going to have cats in here, it's you, Mary, okay?

00:35:30.640 And I tell you, like, you need to get your cats vaccinated.

00:35:34.640 I'm definitely going to vibe with Mary and Paula and all the girls, no doubt.

00:35:38.640 No doubt.

00:35:39.640 And for the record, Mary knows she looks like Lisa Lowe because she is rocking the same-

00:35:43.640 Dude, 100% she knows!

00:35:46.640 That's why she's wearing the glasses, to try to look like Lisa. 0.99

00:35:50.640 Yep.

00:35:51.640 Wow. 1.00

00:35:52.640 Maybe my mind's just filling in the blanks, because maybe she could just be fat and gross. 1.00

00:35:55.640 But for me, I just, like, imagine, like, a thick bitch. 1.00

00:35:58.640 Like, fucking big ol' ass. 1.00

00:36:00.640 You know, a smaller waist, big ol' titties. 1.00

00:36:02.640 Like, that's what I'm seeing. 0.96

00:36:03.640 That's your ideal body type.

00:36:05.640 Why are you lying?

00:36:06.640 Yeah, dude.

00:36:07.640 Jose, you would hit that all day long, dude.

00:36:10.640 Dude, ever since I met my wife and she had a big ol' booty, I've just been in love with the thickness.

00:36:14.640 And after Jose-

00:36:15.640 Wait, so you're married, Jose?

00:36:17.640 Is that true?

00:36:18.640 And she lets you have a room in your house like that.

00:36:21.640 Your wife is a saint, dude. 0.98

00:36:23.640 That's the only reason I have it. 1.00

00:36:24.640 If I was single, I would never have this shit. 1.00

00:36:26.640 I would have thought you were single as a bingle with that wall. 1.00

00:36:29.640 Wow.

00:36:30.640 No, no.

00:36:31.640 With a gun like that?

00:36:32.640 The very exact opposite. 1.00

00:36:33.640 This is, like, deterrent for pussy. 1.00

00:36:34.640 There's no way I'd do that if I was single. 1.00

00:36:36.640 Yeah, dude!

00:36:37.640 No way!

00:36:38.640 Well, I guess you had to be married, but... 0.96

00:36:41.640 Yeah.

00:36:42.640 Full screen mode.

00:36:43.640 It was my wife's idea. 1.00

00:36:44.640 She's like, I don't like this shit. 1.00

00:36:45.640 You want to be cool? 1.00

00:36:46.640 Okay, hold on here.

00:36:47.640 I guess I can stop sharing for a second.

00:36:49.640 Okay, stop sharing.

00:36:50.640 The map of the city now, whatever.

00:36:52.640 Yeah. 0.97

00:36:53.640 And I am single, and I have this pussy deterrent gamer chair here. 1.00

00:36:56.640 Oh, I think you're going to say your age. 0.97

00:36:58.640 I don't know.

00:36:59.640 A gamer chair is not that big a deal.

00:37:01.640 Like, in this day and age, that's not like a Thor Hall of Fame, a shrine for Thor.

00:37:06.640 It's a little different.

00:37:07.640 It's true.

00:37:08.640 What do we think, Jose, about Marvel, though, becoming gay and Superman becoming gay and all 0.66

00:37:12.640 that stuff? 0.93

00:37:13.640 He was already gay. 0.96

00:37:14.640 He feels like he's getting representation at long last.

00:37:17.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:18.640 I mean, to be fair, yes, that shit's gay. 1.00

00:37:20.640 Literally. 1.00

00:37:21.640 But at the same time, anyone who's followed comics a lot knows the way this game goes.

00:37:27.640 For one, like, within Marvel and DC, they have multiple universes.

00:37:31.640 So, like, the gay Superman thing was, like, not even the mainstream comics.

00:37:35.640 It's in the rainbow universe.

00:37:36.640 Yeah.

00:37:37.640 I don't know what it was.

00:37:38.640 That's not that big a deal.

00:37:39.640 But, I mean, it goes back to normal after a while anyway. 1.00

00:37:42.640 So, it's like, they do gay shit like this every now and then. 1.00

00:37:44.640 You just kind of ignore it. 1.00

00:37:45.640 Like, cool, do your faggoty shit. 1.00

00:37:46.640 It's going to flop, and then we'll move on to the good stuff. 1.00

00:37:48.640 Shout out to Crypt Daddy for the fucking best edit of that headline where he's like, 1.00

00:37:53.640 and his superpower is fucking men in the ass. 1.00

00:37:56.640 I didn't even see that one. 1.00

00:37:59.640 Well, who's the worst?

00:38:01.640 Is Captain Marvel Brie Larson the worst Marvel movie ever made?

00:38:04.640 Jesus.

00:38:05.640 Oh, yeah.

00:38:06.640 It's up there.

00:38:07.640 I saw something about that today, and I was like, I watched that movie in theaters,

00:38:11.640 and I've forgotten everything about it.

00:38:13.640 I do not remember a single thing about that movie.

00:38:16.640 It is so forgettable and so bad.

00:38:18.640 My daughter loves it, though, which is, like, hard, because they have to be like,

00:38:21.640 yeah, it's great.

00:38:23.640 Wait, wait, wait.

00:38:24.640 So, your daughter liked it.

00:38:25.640 So, it was, so it was, like, made probably for kids to like them.

00:38:27.640 I don't know.

00:38:28.640 I mean, for her.

00:38:29.640 Pray for little girls, really.

00:38:30.640 She's kind of like a little tomboy, blonde hair, blue eyes, kind of a super badass. 1.00

00:38:34.640 Arian. 0.99

00:38:35.640 Yeah, Arian as fuck, and, like, yeah. 1.00

00:38:38.640 Jose is not Arian, dude. 0.99

00:38:40.640 You're Hispanic, right?

00:38:42.640 I'm Argentinian, so basically the same thing. 0.96

00:38:45.640 So, he's a Nazi. 0.97

00:38:46.640 That means he's a Nazi. 0.95

00:38:47.640 Yeah, I know.

00:38:48.640 Your dad was Joseph Mengele, it seems like, while you're talking.

00:38:52.640 Dude, Alex, you know you've never looked more like a super villain than right now, sitting

00:38:56.640 back.

00:38:57.640 You can't see the cat, but I'm about to look like a villain if they ever let me speak.

00:39:01.640 I mean, dude.

00:39:02.640 Oh, dude.

00:39:03.640 Keep that pose if you go on.

00:39:04.640 Claw from Inspector Gadget.

00:39:06.640 Claw from Inspector Gadget.

00:39:07.640 That's why I'm holding the cat.

00:39:08.640 I'm going to lift the cat up while I start speaking, but I'm just, I don't want him

00:39:11.640 to leave.

00:39:12.640 Like, this cat has been vaccinated three times.

00:39:14.640 That's exactly what I'm going to say.

00:39:15.640 Yes.

00:39:16.640 Yeah.

00:39:17.640 Alex.

00:39:18.640 Alex, quick question. 0.99

00:39:19.640 Did you, did you free sell that entire fucking Fauci out? 1.00

00:39:23.640 A hundred percent. 0.99

00:39:24.640 And like, dude, and I'm not trying to like, like take credit.

00:39:27.640 Cause like, before I was in my car, I was, you know, rapping to the instrumental of the

00:39:32.640 real Slim Shady.

00:39:33.640 Please stand up.

00:39:34.640 So I, in my mind, I was going to start with like, to that music.

00:39:37.640 I was, and I kind of want it to be cringe in my mind.

00:39:39.640 I was like, well, if it doesn't rhyme, it'll just be funny.

00:39:41.640 Cause I think I'm some Tik Tok nurse. 0.98

00:39:42.640 It'll be like, like, I wanted it to be bad.

00:39:44.640 But like, uh, dude, the thing, because the music didn't work, it was almost better.

00:39:48.640 It's almost like a poem.

00:39:49.640 You know, it's like, I don't even know.

00:39:51.640 Yeah.

00:39:52.640 But the bet, the only reason why I was so effective, it's not even, I'm like super

00:39:55.640 funny or anything that, or that it was even that clever.

00:39:57.640 It's that you couldn't.

00:39:58.640 Well, I'm saying it was believable.

00:39:59.640 That's why you couldn't tell.

00:40:01.640 Cause all these people on the right were like, look at these largest rich

00:40:04.640 art.

00:40:05.640 It is. 1.00

00:40:06.640 And the people on the left are like, holy shit. 0.99

00:40:08.640 Is this a Tik Tok nurse? 0.99

00:40:09.640 Oh guys, this is what we look like.

00:40:11.640 It got me. 0.99

00:40:14.640 And I said that we found, uh, like Jeremy, Jeremy Kaufman's clean shaven, like faggot 1.00

00:40:18.640 brother or something like that. 0.99

00:40:20.640 That's what I'm saying, dude.

00:40:21.640 It'll get you.

00:40:22.640 That's, I guess that's kind of what people like.

00:40:24.640 And, and man, I don't know.

00:40:25.640 I mean, you guys are like, aren't in the conspiracy game, but when I first started

00:40:28.640 like creating content or like starting my show, I was like, you know, I'm going to

00:40:31.640 try to like kind of wake people up or trying to like talk about like, I guess Alex Jones

00:40:35.640 talks about the new world order.

00:40:36.640 Like what I'm saying is I want to be funny.

00:40:38.640 I always considered myself a comedian, but I was like, maybe I'll try to wake people

00:40:41.640 up.

00:40:42.640 Then come to find out two years into this thing, people don't want to wake up. 1.00

00:40:44.640 No amount of evidence can convince an idiot. 0.99

00:40:46.640 So really it's almost better to just get people to question their own reality than it is to 1.00

00:40:50.640 necessarily tell them what the reality is.

00:40:52.640 Cause that's all you can do because you got to be motivated into realizing like, like I

00:40:55.640 said, the government's run by multinational corporations and that the government doesn't

00:40:58.640 care about you and that they send drone strikes and kill children.

00:41:01.640 And, uh, and, and like women, they killed four children and six women. 0.99

00:41:05.640 And I'll tell you it's a successful mission and they're dead serious, but people, I can't

00:41:09.640 see that.

00:41:10.640 And so that's, that's the problem.

00:41:11.640 It's like, I can't wake everybody up to that.

00:41:14.640 They can see the information.

00:41:15.640 They just don't want to believe it.

00:41:16.640 So with the humor, if you like kind of joke about the drone strike and be like, Oh, that's

00:41:20.640 not real.

00:41:21.640 It's impossible for a drone strike.

00:41:22.640 You know, that would be on the news.

00:41:23.640 Then they look it up and they realize it's real.

00:41:25.640 That's a lot more effective than telling somebody in my opinion, you know?

00:41:28.640 Yeah.

00:41:29.640 I always liked the remnant idea that Ron Paul goes with.

00:41:31.640 Cause I'm not concerned with converting everyone.

00:41:33.640 It's more than just like, I'm speaking out into the void and you know, people who like

00:41:37.640 my content will be attracted to it.

00:41:38.640 And those that don't will not. 1.00

00:41:40.640 And that's like shit. 1.00

00:41:41.640 We, we've said the N word on this show millions of times. 1.00

00:41:43.640 You don't like it. 1.00

00:41:44.640 Don't fucking watch it. 1.00

00:41:45.640 Like there's filters for everything. 0.99

00:41:47.640 And for my show, I go a little more deeper than a theory and stuff.

00:41:49.640 So like, it's kind of the idea of, I'm like trying to find people.

00:41:52.640 You're kind of creating communities. 1.00

00:41:53.640 And then also on the other end, you're kind of taking those other fucking idiots and 1.00

00:41:57.640 letting them be their own other community. 1.00

00:41:58.640 I'm fine with that. 0.99

00:41:59.640 Like, as long as they leave me the fuck alone. 0.96

00:42:01.640 So, and maybe we move some of them too, but that's not my prime objective. 0.99

00:42:04.640 So.

00:42:05.640 And, and I think people are waking up.

00:42:06.640 If you look at like a CNN, you know, they're imploding, like, you know, their ratings 0.99

00:42:10.640 are trash. 0.96

00:42:11.640 Like people realize in the mainstream media, no people have lost trust in it by now. 0.98

00:42:14.640 Well, the thing is like the day Smith keeps touched on this about how Joe Rogan gets 11

00:42:20.640 million listeners every episode.

00:42:22.640 Yeah.

00:42:23.640 And like CNN does it.

00:42:25.640 They get like 3 million viewers a day.

00:42:28.640 Like all, like all their, all their like shows combined.

00:42:31.640 And they have 11,000 employees to do that.

00:42:34.640 Yeah.

00:42:35.640 You know what I mean?

00:42:36.640 It's like three probably.

00:42:37.640 Yeah.

00:42:38.640 Three or four.

00:42:39.640 So they, they, they could probably take all prime time for an hour slot at like the 8

00:42:44.640 PM Eastern slot for all of cable news.

00:42:47.640 And I don't think it would match Rogan's single.

00:42:50.640 It actually doesn't.

00:42:51.640 Yeah.

00:42:52.640 The only thing is get close is like a Tucker Carlson.

00:42:54.640 It's like, he gets like three and a half million.

00:42:56.640 Yeah.

00:42:57.640 Three million.

00:42:58.640 So, I mean, you add them all up and they're basically competing with Rogan head to head. 0.99

00:43:02.640 That's fucking crazy. 0.91

00:43:03.640 And honestly, and that's just a, that's just a thing about the internet. 0.99

00:43:07.640 Ever since the internet came out, like that was, I mean, it just opened up and it would 0.92

00:43:10.640 used to be, you would have the gatekeepers, the fucking big media companies.

00:43:15.640 We still got gatekeepers, but we still got gatekeepers, but now the, I mean, when the 0.92

00:43:19.640 internet opened up, those gates were torn down for a second for a little bit to where

00:43:23.640 it was just like, okay, you are no longer just the only pathway to information.

00:43:28.640 Now we have 15, 15 years was the wild west. 0.99

00:43:31.640 We fucked up. 1.00

00:43:32.640 We came in when you could have, you couldn't say crazy shit, but now we're known because 1.00

00:43:36.640 we're the only people stupid enough to still say crazy. 1.00

00:43:38.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:39.640 That's right.

00:43:40.640 Oh, here.

00:43:41.640 Join us and panelists.

00:43:42.640 Okay.

00:43:43.640 Okay.

00:43:44.640 Hold on.

00:43:45.640 Let's do it.

00:43:46.640 Oh my God.

00:43:47.640 Let's do it.

00:43:48.640 Let's go.

00:43:49.640 Say the N word.

00:43:50.640 Six million ovens, ovens, ovens.

00:43:51.640 Six million ovens.

00:43:52.640 Oh my gosh.

00:43:53.640 Cookies.

00:43:54.640 Wow.

00:43:55.640 Please.

00:43:56.640 One conference.

00:43:57.640 That's a lot of windows.

00:43:58.640 Oh shoot.

00:43:59.640 That's okay.

00:44:00.640 Maybe.

00:44:01.640 That's like the inception.

00:44:02.640 Did you guys see it?

00:44:03.640 What am I seeing?

00:44:04.640 Okay.

00:44:05.640 Hold on.

00:44:06.640 Oh, your other screen.

00:44:07.640 You have to do your other screen.

00:44:08.640 Yeah.

00:44:09.640 Oh yeah.

00:44:10.640 I was looking at this.

00:44:11.640 If I was a little bit more stone, that'd really freak me out.

00:44:12.640 Yeah.

00:44:13.640 Oh, shoot, shoot. 0.99

00:44:14.640 They said, they said, start my video.

00:44:15.640 Hold on.

00:44:16.640 Share.

00:44:17.640 Can you hear me?

00:44:18.640 Can you hear me?

00:44:19.640 I can't hear you guys.

00:44:20.640 Sorry.

00:44:21.640 I can't hear.

00:44:22.640 I can't hear what they're saying.

00:44:23.640 What is that?

00:44:24.640 You're trying to select your microphone.

00:44:25.640 You need to.

00:44:26.640 Yeah.

00:44:27.640 Can you hear me?

00:44:28.640 Okay.

00:44:29.640 Oh, hey.

00:44:30.640 Hey guys.

00:44:31.640 Oh, sorry.

00:44:32.640 Sorry, Mary.

00:44:33.640 I couldn't see you guys.

00:44:34.640 Hey, my name's Alex Stein.

00:44:35.640 And the reason why I'm here today is because we need to really look at the vaccination

00:44:48.640 numbers.

00:44:49.640 And we're really missing a huge link is that we're not vaccinating our cats and dogs.

00:44:52.640 Listen, I love that.

00:44:53.640 I love the vaccine, but there's a, what are you talking about?

00:44:56.640 Mary?

00:44:57.640 What do you talk?

00:44:58.640 Mary?

00:44:59.640 Can I please talk?

00:45:00.640 I'm going to never.

00:45:01.640 Mary.

00:45:02.640 Are you just because you know me, because you have a thing for me married.

00:45:04.640 Let me speak.

00:45:05.640 You know, don't make this personal.

00:45:06.640 Mary.

00:45:07.640 I can tell the sexual chemistry.

00:45:08.640 No, do not.

00:45:09.640 Tell me I'm allowed to talk as a citizen.

00:45:10.640 Mary.

00:45:11.640 Do not take this person.

00:45:12.640 You're a beautiful lady.

00:45:13.640 I know you have feelings for me.

00:45:14.640 I have feelings for you too.

00:45:15.640 I miss you.

00:45:16.640 You just answer the email.

00:45:17.640 What?

00:45:18.640 Oh no.

00:45:19.640 Okay.

00:45:20.640 Okay.

00:45:21.640 I apologize.

00:45:22.640 Okay.

00:45:23.640 I apologize, Mary.

00:45:24.640 I'm no more to Mary.

00:45:25.640 I apologize.

00:45:26.640 What I'm saying, guys, wait, wait, let me, can I finish my thing?

00:45:28.640 Like there's, there's enough people that listen to Joe Rogan podcast.

00:45:31.640 There's going to be enough vaccines left over.

00:45:33.640 We should, we should look and focus on our cats.

00:45:35.640 My wife left me for her 19 year old personal trainer. 0.79

00:45:38.640 And the only person that I have anymore is my cat sky bear.

00:45:41.640 I sleep with him every single night.

00:45:42.640 And the idea of losing him to COVID-19 is the biggest nightmare that I could ever face

00:45:47.640 in my entire life.

00:45:48.640 I love this cat more than anything in the world.

00:45:51.640 He's the most special thing.

00:45:52.640 And now I have to look at my wife's Facebook photo and she's out there with Hawko taking 1.00

00:45:56.640 selfies at the breakfast buffet at the same resort that I spent my honeymoon at.

00:46:01.640 So wait, no, wait, guys, please.

00:46:03.640 Can I just finish my one thing and just say, listen, why is this so difficult?

00:46:07.640 I just want to say, I love ever.

00:46:08.640 It's a great city.

00:46:09.640 We need to vaccinate our cats or vaccinate our dogs.

00:46:11.640 Mary, I still have feelings for you and I still respect you.

00:46:15.640 So, Mary, you know, I still love you.

00:46:18.640 Please call me.

00:46:19.640 Please call me, Mary.

00:46:20.640 Please consider it.

00:46:21.640 Please consider it.

00:46:22.640 Mary, please.

00:46:23.640 Please call me at primetime 99.

00:46:26.640 Oh, my God.

00:46:27.640 Oh, my God.

00:46:29.640 Oh, my God.

00:46:31.640 Oh, my God.

00:46:32.640 We didn't hear any of that.

00:46:33.640 But that was good.

00:46:34.640 Oh, she must have.

00:46:35.640 So right off the bat.

00:46:37.640 Right off the bat.

00:46:38.640 We didn't hear what she was saying.

00:46:39.640 Right off the bat.

00:46:40.640 Did she just call you out?

00:46:41.640 Did she just call you out?

00:46:42.640 Yeah. 0.96

00:46:43.640 I mean, she goes, I just saw you on Twitter or some crap.

00:46:45.640 I wasn't even listening.

00:46:46.640 And they were all confused.

00:46:47.640 They were so confused.

00:46:48.640 That was a good one.

00:46:49.640 That was a good one.

00:46:50.640 I can't wait to upload it.

00:46:51.640 Let me.

00:46:52.640 I got to find it.

00:46:53.640 I hope they don't mess it up.

00:46:54.640 So I don't know.

00:46:55.640 Oh, y'all couldn't.

00:46:56.640 Oh, I didn't hear your audio. 1.00

00:46:58.640 Oh, fuck me. 0.98

00:46:59.640 I forgot to do screen share. 1.00

00:47:01.640 Oh, my God.

00:47:02.640 Well, you're not seeing.

00:47:03.640 Oh, my God.

00:47:04.640 She was hating. 1.00

00:47:05.640 She was like, oh, I can't wait to fuck that up. 1.00

00:47:06.640 I'm so sorry. 0.99

00:47:07.640 She's like, oh, I just saw this guy. 0.99

00:47:08.640 He's a clown. 0.99

00:47:09.640 You know, he's like a trolly. 0.99

00:47:10.640 And other people were confused.

00:47:11.640 I was like, Mary.

00:47:12.640 No, you know, I love you.

00:47:13.640 Oh, my God.

00:47:14.640 So you guys didn't even see.

00:47:15.640 You didn't even.

00:47:16.640 That's what I heard.

00:47:17.640 We didn't hear.

00:47:18.640 All of the counter conversation just by your reaction.

00:47:22.640 It was actually perfect.

00:47:23.640 I love you.

00:47:24.640 Oh, my God.

00:47:25.640 It was way better than just talking because you started it.

00:47:27.640 But the fact that she knew you.

00:47:29.640 Oh, has it happened before?

00:47:30.640 No.

00:47:31.640 Well, I guess I've called in places twice.

00:47:33.640 They knew me the second time.

00:47:34.640 But no, that's the first one I called in totally sober.

00:47:37.640 So, you know what I mean?

00:47:38.640 Like never first a virginity.

00:47:40.640 I lost my virginity and they knew the first time I went there.

00:47:43.640 That's awesome, man.

00:47:44.640 Yeah.

00:47:45.640 I like how Alex, by the way, just basically showed us that he and Cole both don't have

00:47:49.640 pants on.

00:47:50.640 Yeah.

00:47:51.640 Yeah.

00:47:52.640 Yeah.

00:47:53.640 And I got bad ass calves to go with no pants. 0.99

00:47:58.640 That's fine.

00:47:59.640 All right, guys.

00:48:00.640 Hop up.

00:48:01.640 Let's bring up.

00:48:02.640 Let's bring up.

00:48:03.640 I want to show everyone when we realized we needed Alex on Tower Power Hour.

00:48:07.640 So if you want to bring up that first video I put on, it's actually the intro to his show,

00:48:12.640 Conspiracy Castle.

00:48:13.640 His intro is so fire. 0.99

00:48:14.640 It's fucking amazing. 0.99

00:48:15.640 Yes. 1.00

00:48:16.640 We thought we had a good shit. 0.99

00:48:17.640 Wait, which video is last? 0.99

00:48:18.640 I'll be right back.

00:48:19.640 It's the first one I sent.

00:48:20.640 It's the one that's like a...

00:48:21.640 Let me see. 0.99

00:48:22.640 I'll fucking bring it up. 0.99

00:48:23.640 God, you're supposed to. 0.99

00:48:24.640 This is your job.

00:48:25.640 No, dude.

00:48:26.640 I have the Fauci ouchie rap and I have the Portland City Council.

00:48:30.640 It's the first thing I sent.

00:48:32.640 It's the...

00:48:33.640 The Fauci out here.

00:48:34.640 Let me find out.

00:48:35.640 I'll put it in the chat.

00:48:36.640 The Castle welcomes Case Mike.

00:48:37.640 That's the link.

00:48:38.640 You can go through the Tracy Castle theme song.

00:48:41.640 It should come up.

00:48:42.640 Dude, I'll literally bring it up if you need me to.

00:48:46.640 Here.

00:48:47.640 I got it.

00:48:48.640 Don't even...

00:48:49.640 Put it in the chat.

00:48:50.640 I got this.

00:48:51.640 I got this.

00:48:52.640 I literally brought up every link that I saw Jose say.

00:48:54.640 You're supposed to be the tech guy. 1.00

00:48:55.640 What the fuck? 0.99

00:48:56.640 Hey, bring me in, Toad. 1.00

00:48:57.640 Bring me in.

00:48:58.640 I got you in.

00:48:59.640 All right.

00:49:00.640 There you go.

00:49:01.640 This is the one you're talking about?

00:49:02.640 Sure.

00:49:03.640 It's any of his episodes.

00:49:04.640 I just threw in a random one there in the chat.

00:49:06.640 It should be 10 seconds in.

00:49:08.640 Or you just play it. 0.99

00:49:09.640 People will fucking... 1.00

00:49:10.640 It's coming. 0.99

00:49:11.640 Yeah.

00:49:12.640 I don't know why it's not theirs.

00:49:15.640 Oh, there it is.

00:49:16.640 We got it.

00:49:17.640 We got it.

00:49:18.640 My favorite thing ever.

00:49:19.640 I watched this multiple times.

00:49:21.640 This is who I knew. 0.99

00:49:22.640 Damn look at your time. 1.00

00:49:23.640 They're my nigga, my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:25.640 They're my nigga, my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:26.460 They're my nigga. 1.00

00:49:27.460 They're my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:28.520 They're my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:29.060 They're my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:30.580 내-land. 1.00

00:49:31.100 Damn look at your time. 1.00

00:49:32.140 They're my nigga, my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:34.140 They're my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:34.780 Damn Eli-style. 1.00

00:49:36.340 They're my nigga, my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:38.140 They're My nigga. 1.00

00:49:38.740 We shouldn't have used Kohl's it's lagging as fuck. 1.00

00:49:42.040 Ha ha ha. 1.00

00:49:43.040 He fucked that call. 1.00

00:49:44.540 They're my nigga, my nigga. 1.00

00:49:45.780 ated all the time with us the spirits that ass off. 1.00

00:49:48.700 This nigga assongah my nigga. 1.00

00:49:51.400 Disparency castle, man. 1.00

00:49:53.380 Disparency castle. 0.96

00:49:54.860 Shout out, my nigga. 0.99

00:49:55.800 He bumpers. 0.99

00:49:56.420 Shout out, R.P. Kelly.

00:49:57.660 We feeling this weird. 0.99

00:49:58.700 I had to put this shit up on the internet 0.98

00:50:00.600 because I know they're going to take it so soon. 0.99

00:50:02.800 I told her, hey, they don't want to listen.

00:50:05.300 I told her, hey, they don't want to listen.

00:50:06.940 I'm going to show Obama this boy.

00:50:08.900 They don't do nothing.

00:50:09.680 I'm serious.

00:50:11.620 He is. 1.00

00:50:13.580 Obama's a homo. 1.00

00:50:14.460 You guys know that, right? 1.00

00:50:15.580 Oh, sure.

00:50:16.760 That was one of the titles of one of our episodes.

00:50:19.680 Nothing's got anything wrong with that.

00:50:21.580 That's cool.

00:50:22.360 Good for him.

00:50:23.460 Yeah, just not my president, you know? 1.00

00:50:29.460 Damn! 1.00

00:50:29.980 You got a damn on this one. 1.00

00:50:31.340 Okay, look. 0.99

00:50:31.980 And, hey, guys, we're lucky.

00:50:33.100 I just realized that if you guys want to watch the video,

00:50:35.560 they have a live feed of YouTube,

00:50:37.640 but we're probably sick of that video.

00:50:38.980 But I guess I'll post it later.

00:50:40.700 But luckily, we got the audio.

00:50:42.220 They have a YouTube channel.

00:50:43.240 They're live.

00:50:43.820 So we just stream sniped them. 0.98

00:50:45.240 I just looked it up.

00:50:46.000 We just stream sniped Washington.

00:50:48.600 So that's good.

00:50:49.120 Okay, but that's...

00:50:50.740 That's what I was about to ask.

00:50:53.620 The story all about it and the B-roll behind it,

00:50:56.240 which is amazing.

00:50:57.400 I just want to say, Alex, before you get started,

00:50:59.400 you're my new best friend. 0.97

00:51:00.280 You're the fucking coolest human being on the planet. 0.98

00:51:02.320 I can't believe that you do this, like, semi-professionally. 0.98

00:51:05.540 It's so fucking awesome. 0.84

00:51:06.960 I can't believe we got to watch it happen live. 0.91

00:51:09.200 I'm just thrilled right now.

00:51:10.700 Wow!

00:51:11.300 Clay, you made me feel good.

00:51:12.540 No, you made me feel too good.

00:51:13.480 Okay, okay, but let me tell you that song.

00:51:15.180 So this rapper, his name's Trell.

00:51:16.800 I met him on freaking Fiverr.

00:51:18.940 And, you know, I get all these, like, guys from Bangladesh

00:51:21.040 or whatever, but this guy's from America,

00:51:22.560 and he was a little more expensive. 0.86

00:51:23.600 He was, like, this black dude.

00:51:24.520 I was like, all right, I'm going to get him.

00:51:26.200 And I said, yeah, well, obviously.

00:51:28.300 I'm just saying...

00:51:29.000 And I was like, dude, I need a theme song.

00:51:30.600 And I was like, it needs to be, like, primetime 99.

00:51:32.620 And, you know, what does it need to mention?

00:51:34.180 I was like, and I need it to be, like, you know,

00:51:36.220 like, you know, you love me.

00:51:38.200 Somebody, like, you know, your boy.

00:51:39.960 And he's like, he's like, what do you mean?

00:51:41.840 I was like, you know, like, somebody liked your N-word.

00:51:43.880 And he's like, oh, and then he wrote this song like that.

00:51:48.120 And then he made it magic.

00:51:50.100 And he's like, yeah, man.

00:51:52.020 And, dude, that song is...

00:51:53.180 I'm not just saying that,

00:51:54.240 because obviously you can never be on the radio.

00:51:56.020 People love that song so much.

00:51:58.240 Like, I mean, they just love it. 1.00

00:51:59.960 I got to say it's an asshole. 1.00

00:52:01.760 It's so fucking awesome. 1.00

00:52:03.700 Yeah. 0.78

00:52:04.820 I watched it multiple times.

00:52:06.900 I watched it multiple times.

00:52:08.120 I wasn't even stoned yet.

00:52:10.080 Well, you know how I know it's kind of funny, too.

00:52:12.400 Like, these live streamers,

00:52:13.640 I don't know if you ever do media donations

00:52:15.060 where, like, it'll, like,

00:52:16.060 I don't know if you guys watch IRL streamers,

00:52:17.880 but sometimes I do.

00:52:18.700 But, like, sometimes that song,

00:52:20.280 these people, they'll be in front of, like,

00:52:21.480 a thousand people, and I'll play that song.

00:52:22.960 And all the thousand people are like,

00:52:23.980 oh, we love it.

00:52:25.220 We love it.

00:52:26.040 So it's just something about that song.

00:52:28.980 People on the YouTube chat are like,

00:52:30.360 this song's tight.

00:52:31.160 What is it?

00:52:32.000 You know?

00:52:33.100 So I guess it's just repetitive.

00:52:34.080 It sounds like Amigos jam, dude.

00:52:35.200 It's, like, it's quality,

00:52:36.780 and it's hilarious with you dancing in it 0.91

00:52:38.960 and then interviewing the black people

00:52:40.540 and them being in it.

00:52:40.800 Yeah, I was about to ask,

00:52:41.580 the B-roll behind it,

00:52:42.520 what was that story of all these people?

00:52:44.080 Okay.

00:52:44.880 Well, so those are two different stories.

00:52:47.360 What family cookout did you raid?

00:52:49.900 Exactly.

00:52:50.480 How did you know that, Tara?

00:52:51.740 So there was, like, a barbecue

00:52:52.940 at, like, this local Bachman Lake,

00:52:54.920 and, like, they had this,

00:52:55.800 it was, like, an all-black barbecue.

00:52:56.940 And, dude, half, I'd say 75%

00:52:59.560 were really chill and cool with me.

00:53:01.180 But, dude, there was, like, 25%

00:53:03.400 that immediately were, like, racist towards me.

00:53:05.440 Like, oh, what is this guy doing?

00:53:06.960 You know?

00:53:07.240 And all I had was my cell phone.

00:53:08.780 I was like, hey, I had my business cards.

00:53:10.160 Hey, I'm just creating content.

00:53:11.280 Can I ask you some questions?

00:53:12.360 You know, this and that.

00:53:13.220 Like, man, get out of here.

00:53:14.500 And, you know, like, I would never, 0.99

00:53:16.960 if I saw one black guy, 0.97

00:53:18.920 like, in a group of white people, 0.90

00:53:19.920 I would be nice to that one black guy.

00:53:21.640 You know?

00:53:21.860 Like, you know, and it was just,

00:53:23.580 and most people were.

00:53:24.820 But then there was people that came up to me,

00:53:26.180 you can tell, and, like,

00:53:27.140 and this is another thing is,

00:53:28.260 The hidden shoes is what you're saying.

00:53:30.180 No, it's not even that.

00:53:31.360 But it's just what I'm saying is,

00:53:33.560 like, they automatically felt like

00:53:35.140 I was victimizing them by just being there.

00:53:37.220 I mean, it was weird.

00:53:38.420 It was just me trying to interact.

00:53:40.600 And, you know.

00:53:41.180 In fairness, we're trying to cut a YouTube promo intro.

00:53:43.480 Well, I guess.

00:53:44.240 So maybe they were right.

00:53:45.480 Okay, so I was creating content.

00:53:47.780 But then the two.

00:53:48.880 From black intuition.

00:53:50.560 Like, what does this do?

00:53:51.580 They knew.

00:53:52.360 And then the other two black dudes 0.98

00:53:53.860 in front of my house, 0.97

00:53:54.800 I did a fake vaccine for Halloween.

00:53:57.060 I did a fake vaccine pop-up clinic,

00:53:58.740 you know, like Haunted House.

00:54:00.200 And so, yeah.

00:54:01.560 So that was,

00:54:02.220 that's what all that vaccine stuff is.

00:54:03.800 And I just used footage of me dancing around,

00:54:05.640 you know, with those two guys.

00:54:07.780 But one of those guys,

00:54:08.820 you know, I'm in the used car business.

00:54:10.420 I'm in the wholesale business.

00:54:11.300 I'll give you an instant cash offer on a car.

00:54:13.120 You know, like, yeah.

00:54:14.480 Literally, that's what I do.

00:54:15.420 I don't like the retail business.

00:54:16.480 You sell a retail business,

00:54:17.840 like sell a person a car,

00:54:18.780 you know, you have to give them a warranty.

00:54:20.040 You know, it's just like, 1.00

00:54:21.060 it's just a pain in the ass. 0.99

00:54:22.020 I don't really like to finance cars. 0.99

00:54:23.520 So I'm in the wholesale business

00:54:24.440 where I'll give you an instant cash offer.

00:54:25.800 If you have a car,

00:54:26.460 you have an offer from another dealer,

00:54:27.600 I'll match it.

00:54:28.140 I'll beat it.

00:54:28.980 But what I'm saying is, 0.92

00:54:30.200 he is a Jew.

00:54:31.720 Basically, yeah.

00:54:32.820 So what I'm saying is, 0.96

00:54:34.420 one of those black guys works at my car lot, 0.86

00:54:36.400 Fro, 0.66

00:54:36.580 and the other guy works at a bail bond office.

00:54:39.120 And my dad's in the bail bond business.

00:54:40.900 So two of those guys,

00:54:41.820 I basically kind of work for.

00:54:43.280 Your dad's in the bail bond business.

00:54:44.700 Yeah, my dad,

00:54:45.280 I'm a licensed bail bond.

00:54:46.560 Doug Chapman, we know very well.

00:54:48.080 But see, the bail bond business is terrible.

00:54:49.800 Like now,

00:54:50.480 it's becoming a social justice virtue signaling

00:54:53.100 in Los Angeles and New York and Chicago.

00:54:55.380 They're getting rid of bail bonds

00:54:56.780 because they're saying it's racist.

00:54:58.020 But the problem with that is like,

00:54:58.960 guys with multiple felonies,

00:55:00.200 17 felonies just stabbed

00:55:01.460 and murdered a 23-year-old UCLA grad student

00:55:03.780 in Los Angeles.

00:55:04.920 And when that happens,

00:55:06.140 these people that are like defunding the-

00:55:08.020 What did she do? 0.80

00:55:08.700 She was just in a furniture store.

00:55:09.860 A homeless guy just walked in

00:55:10.840 in a furniture store.

00:55:12.080 She was just being hot. 0.95

00:55:12.720 That's what happened in Arizona last week.

00:55:13.800 She was being hot. 0.98

00:55:14.880 And he was just-

00:55:15.220 I feel like we're missing context here.

00:55:17.800 He was smoking spice

00:55:19.800 or he was high on whatever salvia

00:55:21.720 or whatever they smoke,

00:55:22.880 whatever synthetic fentanyl he was high on. 0.99

00:55:24.900 And he just probably stabbed you to death. 0.97

00:55:26.300 Yeah. 0.97

00:55:26.980 Well, I mean, you know, the murderer.

00:55:28.700 Oh, Australia's calling me.

00:55:30.100 Australia's calling me.

00:55:30.760 Let's see here where this is.

00:55:31.580 Hold on.

00:55:33.300 Hello?

00:55:36.020 Hi, is that Alexander?

00:55:37.500 Yes, this is he.

00:55:40.040 Hi, it's Emily calling from City of Fort Phillip.

00:55:42.600 We received a request for-

00:55:44.880 a request to speak at a council meeting yesterday.

00:55:47.040 Yes.

00:55:48.600 Did everything-

00:55:49.180 Is everything good?

00:55:49.940 Yeah, I just-

00:55:50.940 Yeah, we just don't have-

00:55:53.280 Our next council meeting

00:55:54.180 is until next Wednesday the 16th.

00:55:56.280 Oh, well, can you put me on that list?

00:55:59.980 Sorry.

00:56:00.640 Can I speak at that meeting?

00:56:03.720 Yeah, of course.

00:56:05.540 So I'll just contact you first at the time.

00:56:07.280 I just wanted to double check

00:56:08.060 that you sort of understood

00:56:09.200 what you'd submitted. 1.00

00:56:10.460 Yeah, I'm an idiot. 1.00

00:56:11.760 Listen, sometimes I have a few too many beers. 1.00

00:56:14.180 I can't even remember half the time

00:56:15.500 what I'm doing.

00:56:16.100 You know what I mean?

00:56:16.840 And my wife's yelling at me. 1.00

00:56:18.020 You know how that works.

00:56:18.940 And I got so many work emails.

00:56:20.340 You know how it goes.

00:56:21.040 I apologize.

00:56:21.620 But yeah, the 16th's perfect. 0.95

00:56:22.700 I'm going to put it down right now

00:56:23.740 in my Apple iPhone.

00:56:27.220 Okay, sure.

00:56:27.900 And we can just be raising a public question

00:56:29.580 or are you speaking to a particular agenda item?

00:56:32.400 Do you know?

00:56:33.080 Well, and the public question,

00:56:36.360 it's just one question.

00:56:37.240 I think I'd like to speak to an agenda item,

00:56:39.120 but I don't know which item,

00:56:39.880 but by the 16th,

00:56:40.680 I'll pick which item.

00:56:43.260 Yeah, sure.

00:56:43.920 So the agenda will be published

00:56:45.240 to our website tomorrow.

00:56:47.260 Oh, then I'll, perfect.

00:56:48.300 Then I'll call you tomorrow

00:56:49.100 with what agenda

00:56:49.600 because I know I got a lot of complaints,

00:56:51.340 but you know what I mean?

00:56:52.440 So trust me,

00:56:53.260 I got a lot to complain about.

00:56:56.400 You know what I mean?

00:56:57.160 Yeah, that's all right.

00:56:58.100 Oh, it's not that bad.

00:56:59.160 I mean, I'm not that,

00:56:59.940 hey, I'm not having that bad a time.

00:57:01.580 I'm from Texas.

00:57:02.260 I love it out here.

00:57:03.060 It's great.

00:57:03.840 But I'm having a little,

00:57:05.480 I'm having a little,

00:57:06.840 you know, immigration issue.

00:57:09.240 So hopefully the council can help me out.

00:57:12.980 Okay.

00:57:15.060 Just if you are asking a question of council,

00:57:17.440 so if you're speaking to something

00:57:18.380 that's not listed on the agenda.

00:57:19.940 Oh, it's on the agenda.

00:57:20.960 It's on the agenda.

00:57:21.940 Trust me.

00:57:22.480 I know.

00:57:23.080 I can tell.

00:57:24.000 All right.

00:57:24.340 I'll talk to you tomorrow.

00:57:25.700 Thank you.

00:57:26.600 Yeah, no worries.

00:57:27.140 Thank you.

00:57:27.740 All right.

00:57:28.340 So now we're speaking in Australia

00:57:29.360 on the 16th.

00:57:30.040 That's good.

00:57:30.600 That's course where I'll show you.

00:57:31.720 I did.

00:57:33.120 I want to say is I got so many meetings

00:57:34.860 as I signed up to things.

00:57:35.840 I hit, I ripped the ball.

00:57:36.840 I don't even know what I'm doing.

00:57:38.080 I was not lying.

00:57:39.500 I signed up to these meetings

00:57:41.020 and because that's what I got.

00:57:42.180 This one video in New Zealand

00:57:43.720 and the Daily Caller wrote about it.

00:57:45.660 And it wasn't even one of my best trolls

00:57:47.360 in my opinion,

00:57:47.860 but they like it because it's New Zealand

00:57:49.220 and I'm talking about Jercinda.

00:57:50.580 So I'm going to have to call into Australia 1.00

00:57:52.160 and talk about how the mandates are crazy.

00:57:54.160 My wife left me to go to America. 0.82

00:57:55.800 I'm going to go nuts on them. 0.99

00:57:59.860 The Australia.

00:58:00.580 This is going to be my new favorite one.

00:58:01.720 Do you see how sexy her voice was?

00:58:03.240 Is that just me?

00:58:04.020 I mean, could you guys hear her?

00:58:04.960 I love that you pivot from like,

00:58:06.180 I have so much to complain about,

00:58:07.900 but then you're like,

00:58:08.640 you know what I'm saying?

00:58:11.500 Was she not hot? 1.00

00:58:13.060 Just the way her voice was.

00:58:14.720 I'm not even like trying to be a sim.

00:58:16.860 The funniest part to me

00:58:18.160 was whenever he found out

00:58:19.240 she was Australian,

00:58:19.840 like when he heard that her voice

00:58:21.540 and her accent,

00:58:22.760 he immediately,

00:58:23.340 the first thing he said

00:58:24.300 had an Australian accent to it.

00:58:25.740 Yeah.

00:58:27.520 Did you hear me?

00:58:28.500 She paused too.

00:58:29.280 I kind of said that Australian accent.

00:58:30.760 I was like,

00:58:30.980 why did I just say it?

00:58:32.100 It's because it's a mimicking.

00:58:33.380 People do that

00:58:33.960 when you're like around British people. 0.88

00:58:35.040 You're like,

00:58:35.280 I ain't British,

00:58:35.960 but I don't,

00:58:36.600 I can't do accent.

00:58:37.900 I'm telling you,

00:58:38.820 this is the one to bring out

00:58:40.000 the Mein Kampf material.

00:58:41.080 I know you're,

00:58:41.420 you're hesitant to.

00:58:42.180 No Mein Kampf,

00:58:43.020 dude,

00:58:43.640 they're going to put me on a no-fly list.

00:58:46.240 Hey,

00:58:46.560 I'm going to quote,

00:58:47.320 this is from the latest article

00:58:48.520 from Ta-Nehisi Coates.

00:58:50.200 He's talking about the unvaccinated 1.00

00:58:51.720 and literally just read it

00:58:53.260 and just swap it out

00:58:54.180 and like be like,

00:58:55.100 you know,

00:58:55.260 I think what you guys are doing

00:58:56.020 is great.

00:58:56.640 You should,

00:58:57.040 if anything,

00:58:57.520 we're not doing enough.

00:58:58.880 Like,

00:58:59.180 I mean,

00:58:59.420 we should expand.

00:59:00.620 No,

00:59:00.940 I'm not going to do that.

00:59:02.180 I'm not going to say that at all.

00:59:03.760 You have internment camps already.

00:59:05.620 Like,

00:59:05.840 it's not true.

00:59:06.680 Alex,

00:59:07.000 I just want to be very clear.

00:59:08.240 It is not endorsing

00:59:09.300 what the Nazis did. 0.55

00:59:10.180 It's demonstrating,

00:59:11.360 it's analogizing the fact

00:59:12.900 that what is happening in Australia

00:59:14.400 is too close to what's happening

00:59:16.380 in Nazi Germany.

00:59:19.220 Hey,

00:59:19.760 but really and truly though,

00:59:21.400 like what's happening in Canada,

00:59:23.020 you know,

00:59:23.300 like these false flag attacks,

00:59:24.440 that's like really,

00:59:25.160 you know,

00:59:25.320 that's a,

00:59:25.760 you know,

00:59:26.420 that's a real thing.

00:59:27.940 And people like don't want to,

00:59:28.920 and what I'm saying is like,

00:59:31.980 I'm on the pro Canada trucker on voice.

00:59:34.480 But at the same time,

00:59:35.320 I feel like they're like being put into a trap.

00:59:37.200 Like the people on January 6th

00:59:38.620 that know that,

00:59:39.160 you know,

00:59:39.440 what happened,

00:59:40.620 you know,

00:59:40.840 that those guys,

00:59:41.760 they're calling domestic terrorists

00:59:42.660 and the actual patriots.

00:59:43.640 That's what's going to happen

00:59:44.280 to these Canadian truckers.

00:59:45.220 And then they have all the guys

00:59:46.100 that really love their country

00:59:46.960 and that are willing to like

00:59:47.680 put their life on the line

00:59:48.440 all in like the metaphorical gulag.

00:59:50.820 So it's,

00:59:51.080 it's kind of sad.

00:59:51.900 We can't see these traps.

00:59:53.460 Well,

00:59:53.660 it's going to be,

00:59:54.800 well,

00:59:55.560 the problem is Canada's going to be

00:59:56.560 in like kind of like a catch 22 here though,

00:59:58.380 because yes,

00:59:59.300 they want to,

00:59:59.820 they,

01:00:00.120 they are labeling domestic terrorists,

01:00:02.060 but if they like get rid of their supply line,

01:00:04.180 I mean, 1.00

01:00:04.380 they're fucked anyway. 1.00

01:00:05.120 So they're like, 0.99

01:00:05.920 but they've literally done nothing though.

01:00:07.620 But Tyra King Cole,

01:00:08.200 can you believe they call them terrorists

01:00:09.360 for par for honking their horn?

01:00:11.400 I mean,

01:00:11.640 yeah.

01:00:12.360 And they banned honking for 10 days.

01:00:14.340 They literally banned honking.

01:00:16.500 Which by the way,

01:00:17.200 is probably dangerous to drive

01:00:18.720 if you're not allowed to honk

01:00:20.000 for any reason whatsoever.

01:00:21.620 Yeah.

01:00:21.840 And I was on a,

01:00:23.520 I was listening to Robbie the fire

01:00:25.100 the other morning

01:00:25.820 and I made a joke to him.

01:00:27.100 He,

01:00:27.280 I was like that poor kid,

01:00:28.880 you know,

01:00:29.080 they're always like doing the honk sign.

01:00:30.880 I mean,

01:00:31.100 they look up at the trucker,

01:00:32.440 they're like do the honk.

01:00:34.060 I like that joke.

01:00:35.740 That's kind of funny.

01:00:36.380 And he's like,

01:00:36.820 no,

01:00:37.420 I'm going to take him to jail.

01:00:39.460 It'd be really funny

01:00:40.360 that like the cops

01:00:41.100 are sending out kids to do that

01:00:42.400 and then some guy actually does it

01:00:43.620 and they immediately arrest him.

01:00:45.460 Yeah,

01:00:45.640 but they want,

01:00:46.320 they want to write tickets to these guys

01:00:48.200 so they just have ticky tacky things.

01:00:50.120 So they're kind of,

01:00:50.720 you know, 1.00

01:00:50.880 just so they're a pain in the ass 1.00

01:00:52.100 because that's what Canada does. 1.00

01:00:53.480 Like they'll give you all these tickets

01:00:54.660 and then supposedly you go to court

01:00:55.740 and you don't have to pay for it

01:00:56.900 or whatever.

01:00:57.420 So,

01:00:57.940 I mean,

01:00:58.420 who knows that?

01:00:59.360 I don't know what the game plan is,

01:01:01.020 but Justin Trudeau

01:01:01.780 literally went in front of like the parliament

01:01:03.500 or whatever they call their government

01:01:04.600 and said that this is the most Canada

01:01:06.860 has ever been together ever.

01:01:08.920 So like, 0.99

01:01:09.940 this is a clown world. 0.95

01:01:11.380 This guy is like, 0.97

01:01:12.240 well,

01:01:12.400 obviously it's the most divided it's ever been.

01:01:14.340 People are yelling at people

01:01:15.080 honking their horns

01:01:15.660 and you have the audacity.

01:01:17.080 And like,

01:01:17.480 I consider myself an actor.

01:01:18.600 Like we can joke around.

01:01:19.680 I can play a character,

01:01:20.460 but like,

01:01:20.780 I don't even know if I could play that character

01:01:22.440 and go there and say that

01:01:24.040 if my country was burning

01:01:25.080 and be like,

01:01:26.420 this is the most together we've ever been.

01:01:28.100 I mean,

01:01:28.400 I would feel just like,

01:01:29.580 so,

01:01:30.640 I mean,

01:01:30.860 I'd almost, 0.98

01:01:31.320 I'd rather do hardcore porn 0.97

01:01:32.560 than do that. 0.98

01:01:33.720 You know,

01:01:34.320 I mean,

01:01:34.580 seriously,

01:01:35.400 I'd feel less vulnerable

01:01:36.360 or violated.

01:01:38.140 Well, 0.99

01:01:38.440 his mother did hardcore porn 0.99

01:01:40.300 with Fidel Castro. 0.99

01:01:42.740 Yeah.

01:01:43.260 And that's definitely his dad.

01:01:44.980 He's crying at the funeral.

01:01:46.400 Yeah.

01:01:46.660 Why would he be crying

01:01:47.740 at the thing?

01:01:48.140 He looks just like Fidel Castro.

01:01:51.440 By the way,

01:01:52.100 Clint,

01:01:52.400 how much would you pay

01:01:53.100 to have Justin Trudeau's hair?

01:01:55.100 He's got good hair,

01:01:56.400 dude.

01:01:56.540 I was just talking about,

01:01:57.620 guys,

01:01:58.040 guys,

01:01:58.440 they call me fake

01:01:59.800 a dollar store Tucker Carlson 0.96

01:02:01.000 and a kind of retarded Charlie Kirk 0.85

01:02:02.480 or a Charlie Kirk's 0.97

01:02:03.260 a retarded version of me. 0.92

01:02:04.220 But I'm saying Justin Trudeau, 0.97

01:02:05.720 it's funny you say that,

01:02:06.720 Tarrakeen Cole,

01:02:07.280 because we should have a side by side.

01:02:08.500 I'm looking at how

01:02:09.020 Justin Trudeau's doing his hair today.

01:02:10.580 I was like,

01:02:10.760 I kind of want the Justin Trudeau.

01:02:12.180 He has it like on one side.

01:02:13.640 It's like,

01:02:13.860 he needs to get longer though.

01:02:14.760 You need,

01:02:15.100 you need a little bit longer.

01:02:15.880 I know mine's not close to his.

01:02:17.560 His is like,

01:02:18.560 he has a long hair,

01:02:19.680 but it's not.

01:02:20.940 Guys,

01:02:21.220 he's like,

01:02:21.760 Reed,

01:02:22.640 to answer your question,

01:02:23.680 I'd pay my entire net worth

01:02:25.120 to have Justin Trudeau's hair.

01:02:26.260 Dude,

01:02:26.500 I just,

01:02:26.940 speaking of domestic terrorists,

01:02:28.100 we get a domestic terrorist right here.

01:02:29.940 And as we say it,

01:02:31.100 speaking of the devil,

01:02:32.380 this is incredible.

01:02:33.260 Reed,

01:02:33.400 Reed,

01:02:33.540 did you say the N-word

01:02:34.460 on your episode with Josh Denny?

01:02:35.760 I said it.

01:02:36.960 Oh yeah!

01:02:38.580 Where's this bubble?

01:02:39.380 One of us.

01:02:40.340 One of us.

01:02:40.740 Okay,

01:02:40.940 first of all,

01:02:41.760 guys,

01:02:42.060 I'm a member of Black Lives Matter.

01:02:43.660 This is not okay.

01:02:44.780 I got,

01:02:45.280 dude,

01:02:45.520 I got over $750,000

01:02:47.620 in donations to Black Lives Matter.

01:02:49.240 It's not okay

01:02:49.820 if you guys say the N-word

01:02:51.160 around me.

01:02:51.940 Like,

01:02:52.220 you guys say that.

01:02:53.540 Jose asked me,

01:02:54.780 did you say the N-word?

01:02:56.840 And I did say the N-word.

01:02:58.920 Oh,

01:02:59.560 I like that,

01:03:00.620 Reed.

01:03:01.120 Everyone,

01:03:02.000 everyone who wants to know the answer,

01:03:03.540 you got to go over to my channel

01:03:04.820 and watch the video

01:03:05.880 and see if I know the answer.

01:03:07.380 That's Hollywood Reed Coverdale.

01:03:09.080 That guy's on Fox Business.

01:03:10.600 He doesn't say the N-word anymore,

01:03:12.560 dude.

01:03:12.800 He's corporate.

01:03:14.000 He had to get vaccinated

01:03:14.860 just to do that interview,

01:03:16.840 dude.

01:03:16.980 He's triple vaccinated.

01:03:17.980 I gave him a booster.

01:03:19.360 I can tell.

01:03:20.320 He looks a little vaccinated.

01:03:21.220 That's what I'm saying.

01:03:22.680 Your hair was vaccine injured.

01:03:24.440 You had vaccine injured hair.

01:03:27.000 Reed,

01:03:27.560 did they give you that background

01:03:29.300 or did you just have to,

01:03:30.800 I was so confused

01:03:31.660 because like that background.

01:03:32.580 I went to a studio,

01:03:33.840 I went to a studio in Salt Lake City

01:03:36.300 and they had the backdrop

01:03:37.340 and everything.

01:03:38.300 Okay,

01:03:38.560 that was what I did.

01:03:39.000 I decided to comb my hair

01:03:40.520 before I went.

01:03:41.300 Apparently,

01:03:41.660 that was a mistake I've heard.

01:03:43.460 No,

01:03:43.860 no,

01:03:44.080 no.

01:03:44.220 You look, 1.00

01:03:44.800 you look fucking like a snack, 1.00

01:03:46.320 bro. 1.00

01:03:47.540 Yeah,

01:03:47.940 you did.

01:03:48.520 You look like a boss.

01:03:49.320 That doesn't mean anything.

01:03:50.920 No,

01:03:51.360 no,

01:03:51.520 no.

01:03:51.720 You actually look like a snack. 1.00

01:03:52.960 Like I fucking, 1.00

01:03:53.780 I literally went up to my TV 0.99

01:03:55.160 and I tried to grab you out of it 0.87

01:03:56.420 and put it in my mouth. 0.69

01:03:57.380 Yeah,

01:03:57.700 it looks like one of those pictures

01:03:58.860 of a homeless man

01:03:59.640 who's like,

01:04:00.080 I've always wanted to know,

01:04:04.540 can you see,

01:04:05.200 can you see the person

01:04:06.420 you're speaking to?

01:04:07.260 No.

01:04:07.920 And even if you could,

01:04:09.300 it would be like a 10 second delay.

01:04:11.420 So I was,

01:04:13.320 yeah,

01:04:13.600 here I am with the plugs.

01:04:14.580 That probably helps with nerves,

01:04:15.780 right?

01:04:16.200 Yeah, 1.00

01:04:16.420 we're about to kill it.

01:04:17.460 So if you want to drop your plugs 0.99

01:04:18.380 right now,

01:04:18.760 Reed,

01:04:19.040 wait,

01:04:20.980 so you sit in like a little chair

01:04:22.300 and you're just looking at a screen

01:04:23.280 and it's just yourself

01:04:24.140 when you do one of those like remote,

01:04:25.440 it's just you.

01:04:26.100 I was just looking into a camera

01:04:27.420 with these bright lights

01:04:28.880 and just,

01:04:30.300 you didn't even see yourself.

01:04:32.460 No,

01:04:32.960 I couldn't see myself.

01:04:33.940 Dude,

01:04:34.060 that's crazy because like,

01:04:35.080 we're literally doing this right now

01:04:36.320 and it's instant. 0.99

01:04:37.820 And then like fucking Fox business 0.99

01:04:39.880 has a 10 second delay. 0.99

01:04:41.300 Like what the hell is like,

01:04:42.500 I guess.

01:04:42.720 Well,

01:04:43.000 cause you're not on like a screen yard.

01:04:45.900 That's not crazy.

01:04:47.780 It's like if you're watching,

01:04:49.540 it's like if you're watching,

01:04:51.280 um,

01:04:51.980 YouTube right now

01:04:53.660 instead of being on stream yard.

01:04:55.400 So there's going to be a delay.

01:04:56.620 Yeah.

01:04:56.840 Yeah.

01:04:56.980 But that's why they did it though.

01:04:58.480 Cause they were afraid

01:04:59.420 that Reed was going to say the N word 1.00

01:05:00.940 and then it was like all these faggots 1.00

01:05:04.620 up in Canada 1.00

01:05:05.280 trying to stop the truckers.

01:05:07.280 And they're just like,

01:05:07.940 wow.

01:05:08.120 Well,

01:05:08.260 I was trying to figure out

01:05:09.620 how to connect the trucker strike

01:05:11.080 to,

01:05:11.420 uh,

01:05:11.640 the trucker strike to Israel,

01:05:13.140 but I couldn't like,

01:05:14.000 I couldn't,

01:05:14.440 you couldn't,

01:05:15.020 you couldn't make that connect.

01:05:16.360 Dude,

01:05:16.500 that would be an easy connection,

01:05:18.220 dude.

01:05:18.440 I feel like that.

01:05:19.220 I mean,

01:05:19.500 that's going to,

01:05:20.460 the supply crisis only benefits Israel 0.99

01:05:22.220 because they can raise the prices.

01:05:23.680 They love that.

01:05:24.860 And they don't have to pay the drivers

01:05:26.500 and they can charge more stuff.

01:05:27.780 They just brought a bell with me.

01:05:29.200 Just ding,

01:05:29.980 you know,

01:05:30.320 the Ryan Dawson or just bring up

01:05:33.420 something like,

01:05:33.980 like this is the,

01:05:34.860 uh,

01:05:35.500 Israel is going to profit off of this 1.00

01:05:37.020 more than they did nine 11

01:05:38.000 or something like that.

01:05:38.760 It's like,

01:05:39.180 it's just like Alex and just

01:05:42.240 constantly call it the trucker dyke, 1.00

01:05:44.100 but like,

01:05:44.580 don't correct yourself.

01:05:45.560 No,

01:05:45.980 no guys,

01:05:46.340 let's have a serious conversation

01:05:47.300 about Israel,

01:05:47.740 but not that serious.

01:05:48.360 Look at their citizens right now.

01:05:49.460 They have that.

01:05:50.000 They're on the fourth shot.

01:05:51.160 And right now they're having

01:05:51.800 the worst case of COVID.

01:05:53.500 So like we do all,

01:05:54.440 there's always a conspiracy.

01:05:55.480 We can look at,

01:05:56.020 you know,

01:05:56.180 Israel basically rules the world. 0.98

01:05:57.680 You know,

01:05:57.860 they're one of the rulers,

01:05:58.860 you know,

01:05:58.980 the Catholic church,

01:05:59.600 other organizations,

01:06:00.400 but why would they do this

01:06:01.900 to their own citizens?

01:06:02.960 Why would they even put them?

01:06:04.320 You would,

01:06:04.680 don't you think they would

01:06:05.180 protect their own in a way?

01:06:07.080 Isn't that weird that they would

01:06:07.960 vaccinate their own Israeli? 0.75

01:06:10.560 That doesn't surprise you.

01:06:12.200 Basically,

01:06:12.520 whatever you try to do to them,

01:06:14.340 it will backfire.

01:06:15.480 So like if you try to vaccinate

01:06:16.880 all of them against COVID,

01:06:17.880 it won't work. 0.64

01:06:18.460 If you try to exterminate all of them, 0.97

01:06:19.960 they end up ruling the world. 0.99

01:06:22.620 No,

01:06:23.080 but I mean, 1.00

01:06:23.500 you think these guys cannot be dumb. 0.99

01:06:25.620 They have to look at their numbers 0.99

01:06:26.580 and they see that they're super high

01:06:27.860 and that they're the only country

01:06:28.760 that has a fourth booster.

01:06:30.280 You're assuming this is an Israeli plot

01:06:31.840 as opposed to a Chinese American plot

01:06:34.160 that right.

01:06:35.220 Well,

01:06:35.360 it's a multinational.

01:06:36.480 Yes,

01:06:36.760 dude,

01:06:36.980 for sure.

01:06:37.360 It's a multinational corporation

01:06:38.900 to rule the world.

01:06:40.180 It's really,

01:06:41.060 really and truly it is.

01:06:42.940 I mean,

01:06:43.240 like we can get into the woods.

01:06:44.620 I'm the conspiracy castle,

01:06:45.520 but I believe it comes out of the Bible.

01:06:46.900 Genesis chapter 11,

01:06:48.040 verse nine,

01:06:48.660 and that is the Tower of Babel.

01:06:50.240 And that's the story of Nimrod.

01:06:51.360 And what Nimrod did,

01:06:52.220 listen to this,

01:06:52.860 he wanted to build a tower

01:06:54.300 to the kingdom of heaven 0.99

01:06:55.320 to kill God. 0.99

01:06:56.500 And what these Luciferian Satanists 1.00

01:06:57.980 want to do

01:06:58.280 is they want to reverse engineer that

01:06:59.620 and get us under one rule,

01:07:00.780 one currency.

01:07:01.520 This is why we all speak

01:07:02.540 different languages,

01:07:03.340 by the way.

01:07:04.240 Exactly,

01:07:04.700 because that's why

01:07:05.140 he made us speak different languages

01:07:06.220 so we couldn't build

01:07:07.140 the Tower of Babel.

01:07:07.860 I got one question though,

01:07:09.280 why did he not do anything

01:07:10.400 when we made a space shuttle?

01:07:11.980 It seems like that would be

01:07:12.680 a little more intimidating.

01:07:14.300 He feels the calendar blew up, Reed.

01:07:16.300 That's right.

01:07:16.860 That's true.

01:07:17.560 That is true.

01:07:18.440 What I'm saying is, guys,

01:07:19.980 these people,

01:07:22.020 you know,

01:07:22.260 like Ghislaine Maxwell

01:07:23.580 or Jeffrey Epstein

01:07:24.440 and stuff,

01:07:25.080 they love to be like edgelords.

01:07:26.660 That's why they look at

01:07:27.320 like Marina Abramovich.

01:07:28.580 That's why they love

01:07:29.420 all this Luciferian stuff.

01:07:31.100 So in their mind,

01:07:32.580 they actually think

01:07:33.200 they're doing

01:07:33.600 like a modern day Nimrod

01:07:35.980 and they're actually doing

01:07:36.920 a, like I said,

01:07:38.240 a reverse engineer

01:07:38.920 of the Tower of Babel.

01:07:39.700 That's why they got to get us

01:07:40.700 in that globalized mindset.

01:07:43.400 That's what they want us under.

01:07:44.940 That all sounds like great,

01:07:46.160 but I think that this proves

01:07:47.440 that we are all Nimrods

01:07:48.880 because we're part of Tower gang.

01:07:51.160 Yeah, you guys are Nimrods. 0.95

01:07:53.040 I mean, well,

01:07:54.000 there you go.

01:07:55.080 Technically correct.

01:07:56.200 This is all just to make sure

01:07:57.180 that you're fine, Alex,

01:07:58.200 and you're not, 1.00

01:07:58.740 so we're going to come kill you now. 0.99

01:08:00.080 Yeah, I'm not fine. 1.00

01:08:01.360 I'm mentally ill.

01:08:02.420 I have a lot. 1.00

01:08:03.240 I should not be driving a car.

01:08:04.920 I should not be operating

01:08:05.880 heavy machinery.

01:08:06.660 I still think that it makes,

01:08:07.860 I still think it makes

01:08:08.540 the most sense

01:08:09.100 that the V is actually intended to,

01:08:12.360 it's like, it's a,

01:08:13.820 it's basically the framework

01:08:15.960 for some other future bioweapon,

01:08:18.060 and this is probably

01:08:18.620 what gets our channel nuked,

01:08:19.660 but essentially,

01:08:20.700 why would you,

01:08:21.440 why would you?

01:08:21.860 No, the vaccine is safe

01:08:22.540 and effective.

01:08:23.020 I love it.

01:08:23.440 The booster's so good.

01:08:24.480 I just got issued.

01:08:26.860 My bouchy, ouchy,

01:08:28.400 is my,

01:08:28.840 it's my bruise of,

01:08:30.360 it's my rite of passage

01:08:31.780 to freedom.

01:08:32.460 I love it.

01:08:33.200 Everybody should get it.

01:08:34.240 Please, yes.

01:08:34.740 But here's my,

01:08:35.660 my thesis is that

01:08:36.600 you wouldn't want

01:08:37.800 the people who are

01:08:38.940 political dissidents,

01:08:40.080 free thinkers,

01:08:41.480 you know,

01:08:41.740 dissenters to,

01:08:43.020 to survive this.

01:08:44.940 You would want the people

01:08:45.760 that go along

01:08:46.480 with whatever your plot is.

01:08:47.940 So I think that

01:08:48.880 the Israeli people

01:08:49.580 are the chosen one

01:08:50.420 once again

01:08:50.980 and that they're going

01:08:51.840 to go along with it

01:08:52.660 and then whenever

01:08:53.280 the bioweapon gets released,

01:08:54.580 none of us will have protection.

01:08:55.740 Well, except for Reed,

01:08:56.700 obviously,

01:08:56.980 since he went on Kennedy

01:08:57.900 and he's now part of the board,

01:08:59.000 but maybe the 144,000

01:09:02.420 is just means

01:09:02.980 that there really is

01:09:03.900 only 144,000 Jews left

01:09:06.040 at the end of there

01:09:06.780 because all the other ones

01:09:07.580 died from the vaccine.

01:09:08.940 Yeah.

01:09:09.420 I do want to bring up

01:09:10.200 Anthony says

01:09:11.500 it's the Kennedy

01:09:12.660 snoring coke.

01:09:13.440 I'm sure she did.

01:09:14.080 She looks like she gets down.

01:09:15.160 But anyways,

01:09:16.180 our homie Top

01:09:17.580 brought up,

01:09:18.640 this is his explanation

01:09:19.640 because they aren't

01:09:20.420 the real Jews.

01:09:21.560 Why do you think 0.92

01:09:22.080 the blacks aren't vaxxed up?

01:09:24.040 And Ebonics is the language 0.98

01:09:24.980 of the gods.

01:09:25.920 This is the thing. 0.99

01:09:26.440 If you take blacks 1.00

01:09:29.140 like physical supremacy 0.98

01:09:31.120 and then mix it

01:09:31.980 with like Jews, 0.94

01:09:33.320 like intellectual

01:09:34.240 and sexual

01:09:35.680 and sexual supremacy. 0.99

01:09:37.160 They have the largest 0.98

01:09:38.080 dongs, dude. 0.84

01:09:39.040 I watch black.com. 0.99

01:09:40.560 You make black Jews. 1.00

01:09:42.240 Those are the real Jews. 1.00

01:09:44.140 Yeah.

01:09:44.380 So the black Israelites, 0.88

01:09:45.780 they're the real Jews. 0.57

01:09:46.660 But Reed wasn't here.

01:09:48.260 Reed,

01:09:48.520 have you banged

01:09:49.300 Liberty Thought too

01:09:50.040 or is it only Clint

01:09:50.760 that's banged Liberty Thought?

01:09:52.000 Well, I've banged Clint,

01:09:53.480 but I haven't banged him.

01:09:54.200 So you and Liberty Thought

01:09:55.960 are Eskimo,

01:09:56.920 Eskimo trans twins. 0.62

01:09:58.600 Okay.

01:09:58.900 Wait,

01:09:59.140 and I'm banged Reed,

01:10:00.320 so, you know,

01:10:01.260 I'm like...

01:10:02.180 No, Toad,

01:10:03.200 nobody,

01:10:03.780 you didn't bang Reed.

01:10:05.280 No.

01:10:06.260 He's not,

01:10:07.280 Clint's not that horny.

01:10:08.760 It's true.

01:10:09.320 That is 100% true.

01:10:10.780 It's the transitive property

01:10:11.980 and by that,

01:10:12.640 I mean,

01:10:12.900 Liberty Thought

01:10:13.220 is literally just trans 0.93

01:10:14.180 and so...

01:10:14.960 That's why she's six feet tall. 0.99

01:10:18.480 Not even a good trap.

01:10:20.820 Oh, that's,

01:10:21.280 oh yeah,

01:10:21.780 Jessica makes a good point also.

01:10:23.220 I disagree.

01:10:23.780 She's got great traps. 1.00

01:10:24.640 That's my point.

01:10:26.840 Guys, 1.00

01:10:27.200 if you wouldn't fuck 1.00

01:10:28.600 Liberty Thought, 1.00

01:10:29.420 you're gay. 0.99

01:10:30.120 I mean, 0.99

01:10:30.320 that's just what it comes down to.

01:10:31.820 It's more just like a tall thing. 1.00

01:10:32.800 If you wouldn't fuck Clint, 1.00

01:10:33.960 you're also gay. 1.00

01:10:34.920 Just saying. 0.99

01:10:35.160 Thank you.

01:10:36.220 And nothing's wrong with gay.

01:10:37.340 See,

01:10:37.640 I'm trans,

01:10:38.140 I'm gender fluid,

01:10:38.860 so when I'm Alexandria,

01:10:39.820 I'm a gay woman.

01:10:40.660 I'm a Caitlyn Jenner trans,

01:10:41.920 so I'm a gay and straight.

01:10:43.680 So that's what's different.

01:10:44.880 That's what separates me.

01:10:46.260 Yeah,

01:10:46.520 I mean,

01:10:46.820 because when I'm Alexandria,

01:10:48.480 I'm a Caitlyn Jenner trans,

01:10:49.920 all the way.

01:10:50.440 Surprise.

01:10:55.120 She's the best kind. 1.00

01:10:56.420 She still gets all the pussy. 1.00

01:10:57.720 She gets all the pussy she wants. 1.00

01:10:58.900 She never had to stop getting the pussy. 1.00

01:11:00.800 That's true. 1.00

01:11:01.400 That's right.

01:11:02.000 So she's beautiful. 0.91

01:11:03.240 You guys want to shift into Joe Rogan nigger talk, 1.00

01:11:05.620 or no? 0.92

01:11:06.380 No,

01:11:06.620 no,

01:11:06.720 you had something else that you wanted to,

01:11:08.440 oh,

01:11:08.740 I guess it was the Joe Rogan stuff.

01:11:10.820 Yeah,

01:11:11.140 I mean,

01:11:11.340 we can show his like Antifa one.

01:11:13.120 That Antifa one's great.

01:11:14.100 That was the one that they showed on Chrissy Mayer,

01:11:18.720 wasn't it?

01:11:19.700 Yeah,

01:11:20.080 we showed it last week or two weeks ago.

01:11:22.900 Yeah,

01:11:23.260 but Anthony Bisconte was too drunk to really make it to feel actually.

01:11:27.740 Gino Bisconte. 1.00

01:11:29.200 Was he that shit face? 1.00

01:11:31.220 He didn't know his own name. 1.00

01:11:32.240 He got his own name.

01:11:33.820 Jose can't tell any of the Italians apart. 0.68

01:11:36.280 Whatever.

01:11:36.480 Dude,

01:11:36.740 I still can't believe you're married with that Thor background and those stickers.

01:11:40.200 That makes sense.

01:11:40.720 You have a kid,

01:11:41.320 but dude, 1.00

01:11:41.700 I would have thought you got no pussy ever, 1.00

01:11:44.440 dude. 1.00

01:11:44.620 I mean,

01:11:45.020 I've been married for 10 years.

01:11:46.760 What is a Funko Pop?

01:11:47.700 I'm old.

01:11:48.220 I don't know what it is.

01:11:49.040 Actually,

01:11:49.400 I have some behind me actually.

01:11:50.920 Yeah.

01:11:51.980 Dude,

01:11:52.300 you never,

01:11:52.980 you never seen one?

01:11:53.740 I'm surprised.

01:11:54.880 They have a Walmart and stuff.

01:11:56.400 They're cheap collectibles.

01:11:57.580 That's why they're so popular because collectibles are retarded expensive. 1.00

01:12:00.740 That looks sort of like the butt plug I put in Clint. 0.71

01:12:03.860 I have a bubble head style.

01:12:06.160 It is the funniest thing whenever Jose does move in the background because you realize he's standing up this whole time.

01:12:11.320 I know.

01:12:13.060 I see.

01:12:13.580 Jose,

01:12:14.040 you like the standing desk.

01:12:15.320 See,

01:12:15.600 dude,

01:12:15.800 you are an enigma wrapped in a riddle,

01:12:18.280 bro.

01:12:18.860 Wow.

01:12:19.300 Like,

01:12:19.880 I got no pants on,

01:12:21.260 but you've been standing this whole time. 1.00

01:12:23.340 Shit, 1.00

01:12:23.960 dude. 1.00

01:12:24.100 The game just changed.

01:12:25.580 I love it.

01:12:27.420 He's standing,

01:12:28.200 but he still keeps his camera in a way that you can't see his chin.

01:12:31.620 I know.

01:12:32.540 That's why.

01:12:32.920 Why not lower the camera one millimeter?

01:12:35.380 You know,

01:12:35.600 about an inch,

01:12:36.300 not a millimeter.

01:12:36.880 Yeah,

01:12:37.000 there you go.

01:12:37.640 Just show the tat.

01:12:38.920 Dude,

01:12:39.080 look at the traps in the tat.

01:12:41.220 Dude,

01:12:41.500 you're not showing the sleeves and the microphone.

01:12:44.400 We should just show your body. 1.00

01:12:46.160 Just cut your head off, 1.00

01:12:46.920 dude. 1.00

01:12:47.120 Dude,

01:12:47.340 no.

01:12:48.060 Jose,

01:12:48.580 you've got to show the top of your microphone.

01:12:51.040 No,

01:12:51.280 you have to show your microphone for clout so you look like the podcaster or raise your mic if you can.

01:12:55.720 That gives you the vibes. 1.00

01:12:56.780 That's how you get all the pussy. 1.00

01:12:58.120 That's how you get all the podcast pussy, 1.00

01:12:59.820 dude, 0.99

01:13:00.020 with the podcast mic.

01:13:01.720 That's right.

01:13:02.560 Well,

01:13:02.880 Jose is actually-

01:13:03.720 I'm married, 0.99

01:13:03.980 but you still want the podcast pussy on the side. 1.00

01:13:06.040 Yeah, 0.99

01:13:06.200 I like the option,

01:13:07.180 you know.

01:13:07.560 Quick question,

01:13:08.520 Reed,

01:13:08.900 how did it go with Josh? 0.99

01:13:10.260 I know he's getting heat for his fucking awesomeness lately. 0.99

01:13:14.120 It was fine. 0.99

01:13:15.320 It was very,

01:13:16.180 you know,

01:13:16.720 topical with everything that's going on.

01:13:19.580 We actually talked about,

01:13:21.180 you know,

01:13:21.400 my dad is a teacher and he teaches Huckleberry Finn and that word is dropped a lot and he used to read it out loud until like three years ago because,

01:13:31.780 I mean,

01:13:32.060 it's only been taboo.

01:13:33.280 The emphasis on it too.

01:13:36.260 Reed,

01:13:36.820 Reed,

01:13:37.120 why do you think that's on the required reading?

01:13:38.800 Like,

01:13:38.940 why is George Orwell 1984 on there and why is Brave New World like,

01:13:42.880 you know,

01:13:43.120 what do you think the connection with all those are being the required reading that every kid in every public school has to read that basically?

01:13:48.420 Isn't that kind of weird?

01:13:50.020 No,

01:13:50.280 I think it's great.

01:13:51.400 I don't know if they still are.

01:13:53.140 If the public,

01:13:53.860 you know,

01:13:54.620 if the public school summer reading lists haven't changed,

01:13:57.240 then that's good because pretty much every book I had to read was basically a warning for where we are now.

01:14:03.700 But I'm saying,

01:14:05.540 I guarantee those are,

01:14:06.480 dude,

01:14:06.640 they still recommended reading Brave New World and George Orwell.

01:14:10.660 I don't know how you could read it and not look around and be like,

01:14:13.620 I think it's fine.

01:14:14.540 I agree.

01:14:15.160 Kids are too stoned.

01:14:16.420 I mean,

01:14:16.620 we all know it's happening around us and it's,

01:14:18.380 because they just encroach inch by inch where it's too late.

01:14:21.280 But I'm sure they're going to want to get rid of Mark Twain,

01:14:24.480 get him out of high school reading lists,

01:14:26.080 even though his whole point,

01:14:27.620 if you've ever read Huckleberry Finn,

01:14:29.680 is that all the,

01:14:30.380 you know, 1.00

01:14:30.680 all the white moron racists that are running the country at the time are way less human than Jim, 1.00

01:14:36.900 the black guy in the story. 1.00

01:14:38.420 That's the whole point of the book.

01:14:39.760 So are you concerned that Adolf Coverdale is going to get canceled?

01:14:42.920 By the way,

01:14:43.420 for our audience,

01:14:44.080 they don't know,

01:14:44.560 but Reed's father's name is Adolf.

01:14:46.200 Yeah.

01:14:46.840 Well,

01:14:47.240 that's not true.

01:14:48.760 Is that true?

01:14:50.000 He had me when he was 90 years old and you know,

01:14:53.160 he had just shaved his mustache.

01:14:54.500 Okay.

01:14:54.800 You wish that,

01:14:55.620 you wish that was happening in Argentina.

01:14:57.060 Like Jose,

01:14:57.700 but,

01:14:57.980 uh,

01:14:58.360 uh,

01:14:59.080 well,

01:15:00.600 you just said Adolf young Dolph,

01:15:02.220 the rapper,

01:15:02.680 his name was Adolf.

01:15:04.400 And he's not that old.

01:15:05.660 He's like 27.

01:15:06.700 So just think about it.

01:15:07.360 His black mom was like, 0.97

01:15:09.320 Hey,

01:15:09.500 I'm gonna name my son Adolf.

01:15:11.680 I like more awards.

01:15:13.800 That's some like boy named Sue type energy.

01:15:16.340 Like,

01:15:16.440 my dad's name Adolf.

01:15:19.340 They wouldn't even put it on the brochure.

01:15:20.660 Adolf.

01:15:21.020 It was actually Joseph.

01:15:22.140 It was the last name that was hard to pronounce.

01:15:24.620 Mangala.

01:15:25.380 Yeah.

01:15:25.600 They just couldn't pronounce it.

01:15:26.940 So I just went with Coverdale instead.

01:15:28.740 You want to make a bad-ass human being,

01:15:31.000 give them the name Adolf Hitler and then let them go live life and see what happens. 0.73

01:15:34.340 No,

01:15:34.520 no,

01:15:34.740 no,

01:15:35.040 they would not.

01:15:36.140 I'm 90% sure you will not be allowed into Germany. 0.97

01:15:39.000 Like they wouldn't put that on the birth certificate.

01:15:41.080 I guarantee if you said,

01:15:42.460 they'd be like,

01:15:43.020 no,

01:15:43.540 they'd say no.

01:15:44.660 They'd say,

01:15:45.140 man,

01:15:45.520 you're on crystal.

01:15:46.180 They'd say you're on crystal methamphetamine.

01:15:48.080 This is not a windy.

01:15:49.280 Which name would you give? 1.00

01:15:51.080 Which name would give you more shit in general? 1.00

01:15:53.080 If it was Osama bin Laden or Adolf Hitler, 1.00

01:15:56.220 like if you tried to travel with Adolf,

01:15:58.080 way worse.

01:15:58.640 Osama's not that big a deal.

01:15:59.860 Obama,

01:16:00.400 it was our president.

01:16:01.380 I mean,

01:16:01.640 you know what I mean?

01:16:02.260 So that's not that far off.

01:16:03.620 I mean,

01:16:03.780 I know he killed a lot more people than Osama bin Laden did. 0.99

01:16:06.380 I'm talking about Obama,

01:16:07.360 of course,

01:16:07.700 by the way,

01:16:08.020 right now,

01:16:08.520 but I feel like,

01:16:09.820 I feel like we will not have one until the name Anthony is just as like D or not

01:16:15.720 deified,

01:16:16.260 but vilified as Adolf.

01:16:18.580 Like I want,

01:16:19.160 I want no one to name their child at Anthony based off.

01:16:22.060 Wiener.

01:16:22.320 But read,

01:16:23.020 you mentioned Osama bin Laden.

01:16:24.120 I don't think of Anthony Bader this whole time.

01:16:26.320 Yeah,

01:16:26.460 but you know,

01:16:26.940 Osama bin Laden was a CIA asset.

01:16:28.840 And in the movie,

01:16:29.720 Charlie Wilson's war,

01:16:30.940 we,

01:16:31.280 you know,

01:16:31.540 funded the Mujahideen,

01:16:33.020 which is basically where the Taliban came out of.

01:16:35.000 So it's like the idea that he's like the worst supervillain in the world is

01:16:38.820 laughable.

01:16:39.700 I mean,

01:16:40.160 I mean,

01:16:40.540 in that,

01:16:40.880 in that 19 hijackers with box cutters are able to take down three towers and

01:16:44.920 two planes is absolutely absurd.

01:16:48.040 And if anybody that believes that,

01:16:49.180 like they're in la la land,

01:16:50.180 a lot of people do believe that,

01:16:51.460 but that's because they don't want to look into the truth of that.

01:16:53.900 A 47 story tower can't fall and free fall speed from office fires.

01:16:58.200 And the fact that listen,

01:16:59.280 Reed's going to go because Reed has on Dawson once a month.

01:17:05.220 I still,

01:17:05.580 I still agree.

01:17:06.640 I still agree.

01:17:07.140 Are you a 9-11? 0.99

01:17:08.200 It makes no fucking sense to me. 0.99

01:17:10.400 Dude. 0.98

01:17:10.800 And you know,

01:17:11.220 you know,

01:17:11.460 the towers had irreparable asbestos and you guys love talking about Israel. 0.52

01:17:15.120 Uh,

01:17:15.480 look at lucky Larry Silverstein got two insurance settlements,

01:17:18.840 not one,

01:17:19.720 but two.

01:17:20.800 So,

01:17:21.240 I mean,

01:17:21.500 dude,

01:17:21.780 if you look at who benefited from the never ending war in the middle East and,

01:17:25.420 and you guys,

01:17:26.000 I don't know how deep you get into it,

01:17:27.020 but you look into the Israeli art students on the 93rd floor.

01:17:29.740 What I'm saying,

01:17:30.420 why are they,

01:17:32.300 why are they allowed to stay in Manhattan for free?

01:17:34.680 And,

01:17:35.020 and,

01:17:35.380 you know,

01:17:35.460 one of the most secure buildings in the world.

01:17:37.040 Do you know about urban moving systems?

01:17:38.980 Of course.

01:17:39.580 Yes,

01:17:39.860 dude.

01:17:40.040 I know.

01:17:40.400 I know all about the,

01:17:41.520 you have a picture of it and they have a plane.

01:17:43.820 It looks like it's flying into a building on urban moving systems.

01:17:46.280 And they caught Israelis on the bridge with supposedly explosives.

01:17:50.360 So dude,

01:17:51.160 well,

01:17:51.340 that was actually,

01:17:52.480 they didn't have explosives.

01:17:53.620 They found out about residue,

01:17:55.440 right?

01:17:55.640 And yeah,

01:17:56.280 there was residue,

01:17:57.120 which is more important because it was probably in the building.

01:18:00.200 Well,

01:18:00.660 well,

01:18:01.020 and then Hitler real quick, 0.72

01:18:03.020 even Hitler kind of had rookie numbers in the scope of history,

01:18:05.540 which is funny that we identify him with a face of like evil.

01:18:08.780 Don't get me wrong. 0.85

01:18:09.140 He's evil,

01:18:10.040 but it's like, 1.00

01:18:10.460 you can see people like fucking Stalin. 0.99

01:18:12.160 Hey, 0.99

01:18:12.560 Jose,

01:18:12.980 600,006 years is pretty,

01:18:15.400 that's a lot.

01:18:17.060 Seems a little unbelievable.

01:18:18.620 I do want to say outlaw barber has a great joke from Louis CK,

01:18:23.080 which Lucy does make this joke. 1.00

01:18:25.360 And it's crazy that he's not, 0.99

01:18:26.420 he got canceled for jerking off in front of women, 0.99

01:18:28.320 but he didn't get canceled for this joke, 0.99

01:18:29.660 which was Mark Twain said,

01:18:30.980 a man that never lies,

01:18:32.120 never has to remember what he said.

01:18:33.600 But he also said once upon a time, 0.96

01:18:35.360 there's a big black guy named nigger Jim. 1.00

01:18:37.140 So maybe what he said was always base. 0.97

01:18:42.020 By the way,

01:18:42.720 quoting a joke from Louis CK. 0.99

01:18:44.020 So don't fucking cancel. 0.98

01:18:44.980 You're not, 0.99

01:18:45.540 you're canceled.

01:18:46.020 If you're apologizing now,

01:18:48.200 I'm pre-canceling you,

01:18:50.120 dude.

01:18:50.520 I mean,

01:18:50.780 I'm going to tell Patricia colors of black lives matter. 0.99

01:18:53.220 She bought a $3.6 million house.

01:18:55.080 She's going to sell it and spend it on legal fees to sue you. 1.00

01:18:58.040 I just want to say,

01:18:58.880 I just want to say real quick that,

01:19:00.120 that Joe Rogan has done thousands of episodes of podcasts,

01:19:04.600 including guests appearances,

01:19:05.880 three hours each.

01:19:06.880 He has put in at least 10,000 hours of podcasting and his compilation reel

01:19:12.880 of him dropping in bombs was only 30 seconds long.

01:19:15.820 Cole has only done 50 or so episodes of a podcast.

01:19:19.680 And I could put together a clip reel that lasted an entire day.

01:19:23.600 Both Cole and Joe Rogan belong in prison for the rest of their lives.

01:19:27.780 So that's the thing.

01:19:29.020 Joe Rogan would protect me in prison.

01:19:31.100 Joe Rogan.

01:19:32.440 Cole, 1.00

01:19:32.980 you would be so fucked in prison, 1.00

01:19:34.720 dude. 1.00

01:19:34.900 They would spread your butthole. 1.00

01:19:36.280 Wide open. 0.99

01:19:37.360 They would get stuff from the commissary and throw it in there from far away.

01:19:41.460 And that's what I did.

01:19:42.680 And it makes,

01:19:43.400 it takes,

01:19:43.740 I wasn't worried about saying it on the show.

01:19:46.000 Cause Clinton has already, 0.99

01:19:47.360 you know,

01:19:47.600 got my hole spreading enough.

01:19:49.180 So I'm ready.

01:19:49.520 He had to have surgery because of it.

01:19:51.100 This is a true story.

01:19:52.280 And also with Cole.

01:19:54.280 No,

01:19:55.280 no,

01:19:56.140 what I was going to say is like,

01:19:57.120 I would literally hold Joe Rogan's pocket just so he would protect me from it.

01:20:00.200 But I would be like,

01:20:00.820 I'm with Joe Rogan.

01:20:01.700 He's going to protect me. 1.00

01:20:02.680 I'll take Joe Rogan's dick. 1.00

01:20:03.980 I don't, 1.00

01:20:04.160 I mean,

01:20:04.420 bro,

01:20:04.800 you got child rearing hips too. 1.00

01:20:06.540 I'm with my friend, 1.00

01:20:07.080 nigger Joe. 1.00

01:20:07.940 They would figure out if men could actually have children or not with you. 0.99

01:20:11.540 They would figure it out.

01:20:12.340 They would be like,

01:20:13.960 this guy, 1.00

01:20:14.420 this guy got good pussy. 1.00

01:20:16.060 It's going to, 1.00

01:20:16.380 it's going to pop a kid out. 0.79

01:20:17.720 Like,

01:20:17.860 no,

01:20:19.340 interracial baby.

01:20:21.040 Guys,

01:20:21.320 speaking of black legends,

01:20:22.420 you know,

01:20:22.660 the,

01:20:22.820 one of the saddest things about the pandemic is that Kobe Bryant died right before it.

01:20:26.680 And,

01:20:27.160 and I think,

01:20:28.220 I think why that's like important because it,

01:20:30.720 Kobe Bryant would have loved the vaccine because he always took the game winning shot.

01:20:34.660 And so the vaccine is a game winning shot.

01:20:38.560 So Kobe,

01:20:39.060 I just,

01:20:39.580 I could just imagine him.

01:20:40.540 He would be giving out vaccines at the vaccine clinic.

01:20:42.840 It's just,

01:20:43.280 I'm just really sad because I thought,

01:20:45.000 I thought you were going the opposite direction where you were,

01:20:47.100 you,

01:20:47.320 you were a Kobe hater and you were pissed that he died before civilization fell apart.

01:20:52.340 Yeah,

01:20:52.740 no,

01:20:53.160 I mean,

01:20:53.580 I like Kobe.

01:20:54.380 You wish he could have lived through it and then taken the vaccine and then died in a pickup basketball game from a heart attack.

01:20:58.520 That's what he was hoping to happen.

01:21:00.360 Have you seen like,

01:21:01.460 well,

01:21:01.720 we're on YouTube.

01:21:02.520 I don't even want to say anything about heart attacks.

01:21:04.320 You can't even mention that.

01:21:05.320 I just want to say the vaccine is just,

01:21:06.860 yeah,

01:21:07.020 but the vaccine is the most safe and effective thing ever.

01:21:09.060 Dr.

01:21:09.320 Leanna Wynn,

01:21:09.920 uh,

01:21:10.260 she's vouched for it and she,

01:21:12.220 I mean,

01:21:12.900 she has no skin in the game. 0.99

01:21:14.540 Yeah.

01:21:14.960 And I mean,

01:21:15.580 dude,

01:21:15.840 she has our best interest in mind.

01:21:17.420 She doesn't care what big farmers profits or anything like that. 1.00

01:21:19.940 I mean,

01:21:20.320 listen,

01:21:20.660 more billionaires were made in 2021 than in a year in like the past decade.

01:21:23.860 But I mean,

01:21:24.340 I guess that's just a coincidence,

01:21:25.620 I guess.

01:21:25.960 You know what I mean?

01:21:26.500 No,

01:21:26.660 no,

01:21:26.840 no.

01:21:26.960 That's that,

01:21:27.480 that has everything to do with all the,

01:21:29.040 uh,

01:21:29.560 you know,

01:21:29.800 the bailout funds that they issued to us common people.

01:21:32.500 I,

01:21:32.740 I became a billionaire.

01:21:33.820 Half of us here are billionaires now.

01:21:35.280 It's really amazing.

01:21:35.880 It has nothing to do with the,

01:21:36.840 the pharma CEOs that became billionaires.

01:21:39.100 No,

01:21:39.240 we'll say the Kobe thing is probably one of the best arguments for God. 1.00

01:21:42.300 Like he raped a bunch of bitches. 1.00

01:21:44.100 He did not. 1.00

01:21:45.020 No,

01:21:45.280 he did not get my dog. 0.98

01:21:46.840 And then God killed him and his kid, 0.89

01:21:51.320 you know, 1.00

01:21:51.600 I'm fucking, 0.99

01:21:52.240 yeah. 0.99

01:21:52.400 Yeah.

01:21:52.520 Yeah.

01:21:52.840 I've been on this show for like 50 episodes and I've never been offended until

01:21:59.240 this moment.

01:21:59.900 Kobe Bryant did not rape that girl. 0.99

01:22:02.100 She had the semen of eight other men in her underwear. 0.99

01:22:05.420 That means eight men raped her, 0.99

01:22:07.060 including Kobe. 0.90

01:22:10.480 Yeah. 0.95

01:22:10.880 She had eight different semen in her, 1.00

01:22:12.520 but I mean, 0.99

01:22:13.000 she was having fun.

01:22:14.180 That's not like,

01:22:15.220 that's not that big a deal.

01:22:16.040 Yeah.

01:22:16.180 No,

01:22:16.320 but it's my point. 1.00

01:22:16.940 I had eight different guys semen in me right now and then get raped by 1.00

01:22:20.780 Kobe. 0.99

01:22:21.120 I'm sorry.

01:22:21.500 I don't buy that at all.

01:22:23.140 True.

01:22:23.340 It's not right.

01:22:23.940 No,

01:22:24.140 it was definitely consensual sex, 0.94

01:22:25.700 but it's probably a little rougher than she wanted. 0.57

01:22:27.420 You know what I mean?

01:22:27.980 Kobe probably got a little freakier,

01:22:29.480 deakier than she wanted.

01:22:30.720 It was probably stacked.

01:22:32.720 He's probably stacked like a brick house too.

01:22:34.660 I mean,

01:22:34.880 you know,

01:22:35.100 you stick like a,

01:22:36.160 you know,

01:22:37.040 a baseball bat inside of a donut hole.

01:22:39.260 It's going to mess it up,

01:22:40.320 dude.

01:22:40.480 I mean,

01:22:40.740 it's not going to hurt you. 1.00

01:22:42.120 Her pussy was stretched out for years to come and she was just like, 1.00

01:22:45.980 nope, 1.00

01:22:46.180 I'm going to get this guy for money now.

01:22:47.880 Did you guys see one of the most recent Legion of Skanks? 0.97

01:22:49.920 So they were talking about this like rape person.

01:22:51.860 Like this person has supposedly committed rape in like,

01:22:54.280 uh,

01:22:54.740 in England,

01:22:55.460 some soccer player.

01:22:56.400 And they like literally had all of it on video.

01:22:59.200 And like,

01:22:59.800 they're trying to be like,

01:23:00.820 oh yeah, 1.00

01:23:01.220 this bitch totally just like, 1.00

01:23:02.780 was like, 1.00

01:23:03.240 yeah, 0.96

01:23:03.400 let's do like a rape thing. 1.00

01:23:04.660 And like, 0.89

01:23:05.000 but then she like put it on video.

01:23:06.440 She's like,

01:23:06.780 yeah, 1.00

01:23:07.420 fuck it. 1.00

01:23:07.720 I hate that. 1.00

01:23:08.600 And he's like,

01:23:09.180 okay.

01:23:12.400 As top lobster requested,

01:23:15.000 Kobe meaning,

01:23:16.500 uh,

01:23:17.340 in Hebrew is supplanter God's door.

01:23:20.440 And God,

01:23:21.000 like how he said in Jewish,

01:23:22.540 he said a Hebrew Jewish translation.

01:23:28.740 We know it,

01:23:29.560 man.

01:23:29.820 It's good.

01:23:30.420 Yeah.

01:23:30.820 I figured it out.

01:23:31.700 Uh,

01:23:31.980 so I don't know what the joke is there.

01:23:33.160 Sorry,

01:23:33.460 top.

01:23:34.900 By the way,

01:23:35.460 I still think she, 0.98

01:23:36.340 I still think he 1% raped that woman. 0.98

01:23:37.920 And so, 0.99

01:23:38.400 and Ben Roethlberger raped that woman. 0.99

01:23:40.420 And in the bar, 0.99

01:23:41.400 in the bathroom.

01:23:42.200 I mean,

01:23:42.460 maybe you got a little hand. 1.00

01:23:43.820 You're such a racist. 1.00

01:23:45.000 You're a Boston Celtics fan. 1.00

01:23:46.360 That's why you fucking hate Kobe. 1.00

01:23:47.720 Cause he's 20 years. 1.00

01:23:49.160 I'm saying Ben Roethlberger.

01:23:50.020 He's the whitest man. 1.00

01:23:50.940 Yeah.

01:23:51.080 Yeah.

01:23:51.340 Yeah.

01:23:51.520 You hate Pittsburgh too.

01:23:52.660 Yeah.

01:23:52.920 You hate Pittsburgh as well.

01:23:54.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:54.480 Black people that live there. 1.00

01:23:55.560 You unbelievable fucking bigot. 1.00

01:23:57.560 Kobe Bryant is God. 1.00

01:23:58.900 God is Kobe Bryant. 1.00

01:23:59.880 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:24:00.660 All right. 1.00

01:24:01.440 Thank you.

01:24:02.200 Hey,

01:24:02.420 Reed,

01:24:02.640 did they give you an Uber to the studio or did you have to drive yourself?

01:24:06.140 Well,

01:24:06.360 they offered a car,

01:24:07.780 but I'm a truck driver.

01:24:09.000 So if I took a call,

01:24:10.120 tell me you drove you right there.

01:24:11.620 It wouldn't,

01:24:11.920 I should have,

01:24:12.740 but there wasn't,

01:24:13.360 there wouldn't have been room.

01:24:14.760 That'd have been great with 116 foot trailer and everything.

01:24:17.880 If Kobe's God,

01:24:21.080 why did he never win a finals MVP?

01:24:23.160 Ooh,

01:24:24.080 I think he did.

01:24:25.320 I don't think he did.

01:24:26.640 I think he did.

01:24:27.660 Up there,

01:24:28.960 you know,

01:24:29.300 he's up there on God's court now.

01:24:33.000 Okay.

01:24:33.360 Well,

01:24:33.580 you guys,

01:24:33.940 you guys love race.

01:24:35.020 So is Dirk Nowitzki the best white guy ever or who's the best white basketball player of all time?

01:24:39.280 Oh,

01:24:39.480 the Larry bird,

01:24:40.520 dude.

01:24:41.100 No, 1.00

01:24:41.520 fuck that guy. 1.00

01:24:43.200 Oh, 1.00

01:24:43.640 that's true.

01:24:44.080 Toad has a bad history with Larry bird.

01:24:45.840 Why?

01:24:46.240 What happened?

01:24:46.600 Larry bird,

01:24:47.360 Toad? 0.96

01:24:47.660 What the hell? 0.95

01:24:48.900 Well, 0.65

01:24:49.380 essentially I have this Celtics hat with like all of that era Celtics players on it.

01:24:55.200 Autographs.

01:24:55.600 I have like Kevin McHale,

01:24:56.720 Robert Parrish,

01:24:57.480 Dennis Johnson,

01:24:58.240 all those guys on it.

01:24:59.520 Tried to get Larry bird's autograph on it when I was probably 11 or so at a summer league game where he was coaching the Indiana Pacers. 1.00

01:25:06.940 And he told me to fuck off. 1.00

01:25:09.020 What? 1.00

01:25:09.240 He said, 1.00

01:25:09.700 fuck off. 1.00

01:25:11.320 Let me do an 11 year old. 1.00

01:25:12.940 Real quick.

01:25:13.300 I want to encourage Cole's suicide because 2009,

01:25:16.440 2010,

01:25:17.000 back and back NBA finals,

01:25:18.660 MVP Cole. 0.99

01:25:19.420 Damn it. 1.00

01:25:20.020 Wow. 1.00

01:25:21.060 Cool.

01:25:21.560 So you just made that up out of 10 years.

01:25:23.740 You didn't even know that Cole.

01:25:25.220 Wow.

01:25:25.640 I just started a sports podcast.

01:25:27.780 It's going to be coming out tomorrow.

01:25:29.580 Yeah.

01:25:30.120 For really good sports information.

01:25:33.720 Dude,

01:25:34.160 I actually do think you should be censored now.

01:25:36.260 I was anti-censorship.

01:25:37.440 Now I'm pro-censorship actually.

01:25:39.660 Now that I hear your hot sports opinion.

01:25:41.680 That's the whole point of the show though,

01:25:43.140 and it happened last night where I just literally, 1.00

01:25:44.860 I literally pulled something out of my ass. 1.00

01:25:46.180 On Kobe Bryant? 1.00

01:25:47.160 No,

01:25:47.400 I pulled something out of my,

01:25:48.500 by the way,

01:25:48.960 we are,

01:25:49.380 uh,

01:25:49.700 one of the guys on there is very anti-Kobe that he's like,

01:25:52.560 he's not even top 10 all time.

01:25:54.120 So,

01:25:54.440 um,

01:25:55.480 yeah.

01:25:55.740 I don't think he is either.

01:25:56.920 Have me on.

01:25:57.500 I don't know.

01:25:57.900 That'd be great to have you on because I mean,

01:25:59.220 he'll make,

01:25:59.600 he has great arguments.

01:26:00.440 He's going to,

01:26:00.900 Oh,

01:26:01.080 let's go. 0.99

01:26:01.480 Let's fucking go then. 0.99

01:26:02.560 All right. 0.99

01:26:02.780 Cause he's never shot more than 50% in the season.

01:26:04.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:05.160 He's fucking clutch as shit though, 1.00

01:26:06.660 bro. 1.00

01:26:06.880 I already know his arguments.

01:26:07.760 And by the way,

01:26:09.860 uh,

01:26:10.780 Cole,

01:26:11.300 uh,

01:26:11.540 you know,

01:26:11.800 saying the N word all the time is totally fine, 1.00

01:26:13.800 but lying on air.

01:26:15.700 Uh,

01:26:16.060 that's,

01:26:16.480 you know,

01:26:16.700 you can't just make a fake stats.

01:26:20.640 The Kimbe Mutombo has six MVPs or whatever. 0.97

01:26:23.880 We're used to having people making shit up about us on air, 0.93

01:26:27.500 not us like lying about. 0.97

01:26:29.060 Hey,

01:26:29.400 Hey,

01:26:29.660 Kobe's not going to stop me.

01:26:32.420 No,

01:26:32.920 that's true.

01:26:33.300 He's a helicopter pilot did a good job of stopping him.

01:26:36.920 So RIP man.

01:26:40.020 He would have loved the vaccine.

01:26:41.740 He would have been so boosted,

01:26:43.740 dude.

01:26:43.920 He would have been like the first in line to get boosted.

01:26:46.740 He would have been like,

01:26:47.720 he would have selfie.

01:26:48.700 He would have Instagrammed it.

01:26:49.660 Give me Moderna.

01:26:50.460 Give me Pfizer.

01:26:51.160 Give me all of them.

01:26:51.900 I'll take Johnson Johnson.

01:26:53.260 He's like,

01:26:53.500 give me every,

01:26:54.060 all three of them.

01:26:54.900 Well,

01:26:55.040 that's the best way to do it.

01:26:56.000 It's like a long Island iced tea.

01:26:59.520 You get extra protected. 1.00

01:27:00.900 Like you get extra shit face with long Island iced tea. 1.00

01:27:03.040 You get extra protected. 1.00

01:27:04.160 If you mix it.

01:27:04.640 I love long islands,

01:27:05.160 by the way,

01:27:05.660 it's my favorite.

01:27:06.120 It's my favorite drink.

01:27:07.160 You would drink a long Island.

01:27:08.600 Cole.

01:27:08.940 I feel like you would.

01:27:09.840 That would,

01:27:10.280 that's exactly the,

01:27:11.260 it's literally like piss mixed with Coca-Cola and a lime on top. 1.00

01:27:16.620 I bet you drink those and make up sports shit all day long. 1.00

01:27:20.560 You're like long islands are like date rape drinks. 1.00

01:27:23.800 Like you get a couple and you know, 0.83

01:27:25.620 there you go.

01:27:26.380 I like them.

01:27:27.260 I do think they taste good,

01:27:28.520 but they're also,

01:27:29.000 they do taste good.

01:27:29.860 They do taste.

01:27:31.040 I don't know why.

01:27:33.020 It's weird. 1.00

01:27:34.280 It's like a fucking witch's potion. 1.00

01:27:36.400 It's a witch's potion. 1.00

01:27:37.480 I swear to God,

01:27:38.020 because it is pure alcohol and they put a splash of Coca-Cola and then

01:27:42.240 immediately it tastes like there's no alcohol in it.

01:27:44.820 It's a,

01:27:45.420 it's some,

01:27:46.560 some sort of chem.

01:27:47.220 Like,

01:27:47.600 I think that's what Fauci came up with before he created the toxin,

01:27:50.400 the poisonous.

01:27:50.760 That cancels each other out.

01:27:53.260 What was that in between HIV and COVID?

01:27:56.600 He like,

01:27:57.020 he was like,

01:27:57.560 I just got done with HIV.

01:27:59.080 I'm going to switch over.

01:27:59.940 He's like,

01:28:00.280 now I'm going to help.

01:28:01.140 Well,

01:28:01.340 it's a compound.

01:28:02.100 He figured out how to make after having the flesh eating flies,

01:28:05.080 eat the dog's faces off.

01:28:06.340 He's like, 0.62

01:28:06.600 I got it now.

01:28:07.740 Bill Cosby went way too far with the pills.

01:28:09.980 Like all he had to do was get two long islands in them.

01:28:11.920 And you know,

01:28:12.260 there you go.

01:28:12.880 They'll do whatever you want.

01:28:14.360 The way Bill Cosby knocked his dates out is he'd have them listen to Joe

01:28:19.160 Jorgensen for about an hour and a half and they'd just fall asleep.

01:28:22.080 By the way,

01:28:22.520 I had a tweet about Joe Jorgensen today.

01:28:24.300 I never sent it out,

01:28:25.060 but I did send it to our chat and it was,

01:28:27.360 do you know who Joe Jorgensen is,

01:28:28.460 Alex?

01:28:28.880 He's the leader of the libertarian party,

01:28:30.160 right?

01:28:32.720 Yes.

01:28:33.380 Yes.

01:28:33.940 You got it.

01:28:34.380 You got it.

01:28:34.840 You got it.

01:28:35.480 You got it.

01:28:35.880 100%.

01:28:36.240 That's almost better than when Alex Jones,

01:28:38.400 whatever Michael Malice,

01:28:39.480 that's Alex Jones,

01:28:40.020 who Joe Jorgensen was.

01:28:40.900 And he said,

01:28:41.220 who?

01:28:41.560 He's like,

01:28:41.900 perfect answer.

01:28:42.580 Who is Joe Jorgensen?

01:28:45.100 Why do I know that name?

01:28:45.820 You were right.

01:28:46.340 She ran for president, 0.95

01:28:47.140 but it's a she.

01:28:47.740 Oh yeah.

01:28:48.140 She is a she. 1.00

01:28:48.820 The Supreme Chancellor of the Libertarian Party.

01:28:50.260 The leader of the libertarian party sounds better.

01:28:52.300 He is a libertarian.

01:28:54.060 But today she tweeted out something about inflation.

01:28:56.660 She was like,

01:28:57.280 a gallon of milk,

01:28:58.400 like how much are you paying for a gallon of milk?

01:29:00.300 And I wanted to quote tweet with her,

01:29:01.680 like I wish I could get a gallon of those milkers or something like that.

01:29:05.480 And I really thought about tweeting it out because she is a freak,

01:29:08.420 but I just,

01:29:08.920 I couldn't do it.

01:29:09.760 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:10.220 There's rumors like sex dungeon shit. 1.00

01:29:11.820 Jordan or Braun, 1.00

01:29:12.400 but I genuinely don't know.

01:29:13.500 Hey,

01:29:13.940 hey,

01:29:14.320 wait, 1.00

01:29:14.580 there's rumors of sex dungeon shit. 1.00

01:29:16.340 No, 1.00

01:29:16.580 Jordan.

01:29:17.880 As,

01:29:18.400 as the resident Lakers fan,

01:29:20.200 uh,

01:29:20.980 I will say that Jordan has always struck greater fear into the opponent than

01:29:25.880 LeBron has.

01:29:26.940 However,

01:29:27.380 I think in terms of making your teammates better,

01:29:29.960 LeBron is clearly superior because he has the capacity to pass.

01:29:32.960 Whereas Jordan was a one man show.

01:29:34.640 Uh,

01:29:34.960 so I like,

01:29:35.780 I,

01:29:36.060 it's a coin flip in terms of long.

01:29:37.400 Look at Cole's getting pissed at that answer.

01:29:39.940 Now we're having a sports show.

01:29:41.460 Yeah.

01:29:41.620 And Reed looks like he's going to have a panic attack over there.

01:29:44.840 Hey, 1.00

01:29:44.880 don't fuck you. 1.00

01:29:46.080 You're not on next week. 1.00

01:29:46.840 What's going on next week?

01:29:47.820 I'm trying to remember if basketball is the one with the orange ball or the black and white

01:29:51.220 ball.

01:29:51.500 And I just,

01:29:51.980 yeah,

01:29:52.180 I knew, 0.99

01:29:52.500 I knew you wouldn't know shit about sports. 0.99

01:29:55.000 Well, 0.99

01:29:55.300 the super bowl.

01:29:56.480 What do you think about the super bowl is this week?

01:29:58.520 I know about,

01:29:59.120 uh,

01:29:59.680 I forget.

01:30:00.420 Nevermind.

01:30:02.720 Hey,

01:30:03.100 super bowl.

01:30:03.660 Real quick.

01:30:04.280 I said it on our,

01:30:05.220 uh,

01:30:05.380 it'll be coming up tomorrow again.

01:30:06.720 Uh,

01:30:06.960 I said,

01:30:07.520 Bingo's going to win because Joe Burrow,

01:30:09.320 Joe Shiesty is going to like,

01:30:10.560 he's just going to go off.

01:30:11.480 Like,

01:30:11.560 I don't agree.

01:30:12.520 I think they're going to win too.

01:30:13.440 I think Joe Burrow is a beast.

01:30:14.520 I just think he's going to,

01:30:15.780 I just don't trust the Rams.

01:30:16.940 I just don't shut the Rams.

01:30:17.780 They'll win.

01:30:18.700 Hey,

01:30:19.000 Toad,

01:30:19.360 Toad can vouch for me.

01:30:20.280 The only reason to know anything about sports in new England,

01:30:22.700 at least recently was because of Tom Brady.

01:30:24.640 And then when he left the Patriots,

01:30:26.120 it was just like,

01:30:26.620 I don't care about any of it anymore.

01:30:28.060 So in Tom Brady,

01:30:29.360 listen,

01:30:29.620 I used to hate him so much,

01:30:30.900 but I mean,

01:30:31.280 I mean,

01:30:32.520 you got to respect him,

01:30:33.880 dude.

01:30:36.220 Dude,

01:30:36.860 when he won,

01:30:37.340 I was like,

01:30:37.960 I just,

01:30:38.320 I can't do it anymore.

01:30:39.060 Like the dudes,

01:30:40.240 he single-handedly kept Philip Rivers from getting a ring as a

01:30:43.120 Chargers fan.

01:30:43.740 I despise him.

01:30:44.360 He's the greatest.

01:30:44.920 He's the greatest football player of all time,

01:30:46.680 dude.

01:30:46.840 And the Chargers had some good teams,

01:30:48.980 dude.

01:30:49.120 They really didn't have that.

01:30:50.080 They had some good teams.

01:30:51.020 I love it.

01:30:51.480 I love it.

01:30:51.520 I love it.

01:30:51.620 I love it.

01:30:52.520 I love it.

01:30:53.460 Jose and Reed are like, 1.00

01:30:54.920 fuck. 1.00

01:30:55.380 I know. 1.00

01:30:56.320 We got to stop talking about sports.

01:30:57.380 I love it.

01:30:57.580 I love it.

01:30:58.240 I love it.

01:30:58.660 I love it.

01:30:59.060 Well,

01:30:59.580 no,

01:30:59.740 no, 0.98

01:30:59.900 sports are gay too, 0.99

01:31:01.100 because it's like a bunch of, 0.98

01:31:02.140 you know,

01:31:02.280 adults,

01:31:02.720 like wearing the jerseys of children and rooting on like,

01:31:04.960 you know,

01:31:05.160 like people are in,

01:31:05.880 and dude,

01:31:06.440 in Dallas,

01:31:07.280 like they say,

01:31:07.960 and all Jewish owners,

01:31:09.280 like all white,

01:31:11.100 but I'm saying at the,

01:31:11.900 at the end Dallas,

01:31:12.920 like they even say the domestic violence calls after a Cowboys game is like a 10,000% more. 0.61

01:31:18.160 So it's just like a bunch of drunk Mexican dudes, 1.00

01:31:19.780 like beating up their wives because the Cowboys lost, 0.98

01:31:22.580 you know,

01:31:22.840 to the Philadelphia Eagles. 0.99

01:31:24.180 I love that it's only the Mexicans that are beating up their wives. 1.00

01:31:26.620 Well, 0.99

01:31:26.900 no,

01:31:27.040 it's everybody,

01:31:27.860 but I'm just saying that these,

01:31:29.100 the Hispanics really take the Cowboys lost as hard, 0.96

01:31:31.780 dude.

01:31:32.480 Hey,

01:31:32.640 that's how it is in Tower Gang.

01:31:34.000 The Hispanic guy is the only one who beats up his, 1.00

01:31:36.080 you know,

01:31:36.380 Well,

01:31:38.160 he has that Thor mask and those Thor comic books,

01:31:40.800 you know,

01:31:41.080 he's into some sort of sadomasochistic,

01:31:43.200 uh,

01:31:43.720 you know,

01:31:44.140 role-playing.

01:31:44.860 There's no doubt about that.

01:31:45.640 There's a single Thor thing back there,

01:31:47.140 but okay.

01:31:48.200 Or whatever.

01:31:49.120 I can't,

01:31:49.540 I see Thor.

01:31:50.360 I see one.

01:31:51.040 Is that Thor on the cover of that?

01:31:52.640 No,

01:31:52.880 not Thor.

01:31:53.420 What is that?

01:31:54.720 X-Men.

01:31:55.320 Do I see X-Men?

01:31:56.200 What do I have seen?

01:31:57.300 One of the things that says Thor right there.

01:31:59.040 Okay.

01:31:59.320 Yeah.

01:32:00.760 Yeah,

01:32:00.920 there's one that says Thor.

01:32:02.100 Yeah.

01:32:02.660 Like,

01:32:02.900 he's not even know. 1.00

01:32:04.900 He's not even know your own shit, 1.00

01:32:07.680 dude. 1.00

01:32:08.140 I know your shit better. 1.00

01:32:09.860 I know your shit better. 1.00

01:32:11.800 I know your Funko's more than you do, 1.00

01:32:13.700 dude.

01:32:13.880 I'm going to,

01:32:14.320 you need to mail me there.

01:32:15.360 Clint,

01:32:15.520 do you know all the addresses in the window behind you?

01:32:18.000 Like,

01:32:18.160 oh yeah,

01:32:18.380 that's 1642 West,

01:32:20.140 you know,

01:32:20.400 whatever.

01:32:22.060 No,

01:32:22.580 no,

01:32:22.780 but I'd imagine Stacy knows all the addresses.

01:32:25.660 I do want to point out real quick.

01:32:27.340 I saw all of you guys in the chat begging for pits, 0.99

01:32:30.340 but I'm a whore. 1.00

01:32:31.260 I'm not a slut. 1.00

01:32:32.180 So if you want pits, 0.99

01:32:33.240 you got to pay for it.

01:32:34.080 So that's what super chats are for.

01:32:35.640 That's fair.

01:32:36.080 You don't want to show your pit,

01:32:39.540 dude.

01:32:39.640 I'll show some free feet,

01:32:40.860 but I have socks on.

01:32:41.960 So I don't know if that's the same here.

01:32:44.100 Let's go.

01:32:46.180 We got to,

01:32:49.400 we got to start streaming on Pornhub now with that one.

01:32:51.220 Yeah,

01:32:51.380 I know.

01:32:51.820 And if you guys do want to follow me,

01:32:53.200 go to Pornhub.com.

01:32:55.400 Three inches hard.

01:32:56.720 You can see my page.

01:32:59.920 Three inch hammer. 0.99

01:33:00.760 Me and Jack Murphy's wife are just having sex the whole time. 0.99

01:33:04.360 Talk about a humble brag. 0.99

01:33:05.680 Three inches.

01:33:06.600 It's actually slightly less than three inches.

01:33:09.460 Yeah,

01:33:09.700 but it's really wide.

01:33:10.920 It looks like a hockey puck,

01:33:12.160 dude.

01:33:12.480 And let me tell you something.

01:33:13.680 It's different.

01:33:14.340 It makes a thump when it comes in.

01:33:15.380 It's different.

01:33:16.260 The girls,

01:33:16.820 you know,

01:33:17.820 girls will say, 0.96

01:33:18.600 oh,

01:33:18.740 size matters.

01:33:19.360 And it does,

01:33:20.060 but it's different matters too.

01:33:22.000 Sometimes,

01:33:22.400 you know what I mean?

01:33:23.000 It's like a change of pace back.

01:33:27.520 We're speaking of sports.

01:33:28.180 You know,

01:33:28.300 sometimes you want the normal running back,

01:33:29.780 but sometimes you want the third down running back.

01:33:31.280 It's a little different.

01:33:31.980 And this third down running back is a three inch,

01:33:34.700 a six inch wide, 1.00

01:33:35.760 a mutilated penis that was injured in a fire. 0.99

01:33:38.960 And that was put together. 0.99

01:33:40.580 Back by science.

01:33:41.780 It doesn't matter anyways.

01:33:42.660 I got,

01:33:43.120 I got a quick,

01:33:43.840 a quick sports story about a hockey puck.

01:33:47.200 I was at the San Diego goals game,

01:33:48.720 which is like our triple a minor league hockey team. 0.99

01:33:51.240 And they were fucking great. 0.97

01:33:52.040 They want a bunch of championships in the minor leagues. 0.99

01:33:54.100 Anyways,

01:33:54.480 I'm sitting there.

01:33:55.420 I'm like,

01:33:56.040 I don't know,

01:33:56.520 11,

01:33:56.840 12 years old.

01:33:57.560 And my dad there,

01:33:58.720 this was before they put up nets around the ice.

01:34:00.920 Right.

01:34:01.540 And this dude,

01:34:02.360 one of the players cracks a slap shot goes just over the glass.

01:34:06.740 My dad's looking at me and I'm looking at him.

01:34:08.960 Cause we're having a conversation and he gets domed out. 0.99

01:34:11.840 And I shit you not. 0.99

01:34:12.940 That's happy. 0.99

01:34:13.400 Gilmore's dad died that way.

01:34:14.740 Clint,

01:34:15.140 bro.

01:34:15.760 I'm,

01:34:16.000 I'm amazed.

01:34:16.640 My dad survived the puck.

01:34:18.180 I am not exaggerating.

01:34:19.760 Stuck in his head for three to four seconds.

01:34:22.040 And then slowly fell out.

01:34:24.620 And then he just blood started shooting out.

01:34:26.580 It was a hundred percent true story.

01:34:30.600 No,

01:34:30.920 but I mean,

01:34:31.440 I'm kidding about the happy Gilmore thing,

01:34:32.860 but I think in the movie he gets hit by a hockey puck,

01:34:34.760 right?

01:34:35.200 Uh,

01:34:35.520 I don't know.

01:34:36.040 He would have,

01:34:36.540 he would have hockey pucks hit him.

01:34:38.700 Yeah.

01:34:39.100 All right.

01:34:39.760 But I'm saying your dad actually got hit in the head like that.

01:34:43.220 Wow.

01:34:44.380 That's a villain,

01:34:44.700 that's a villain like origin story right there.

01:34:46.880 Like that.

01:34:47.560 Yeah.

01:34:48.480 Right.

01:34:48.760 You wouldn't be like,

01:34:49.800 and you buy a hockey team and you crash it.

01:34:51.840 You like burn it to the ground. 0.99

01:34:52.880 You become an evil villain.

01:34:54.060 I think that's actually the plot of Jean-Claude Van Damme.

01:34:57.460 Sudden death.

01:34:59.380 That is a good movie though.

01:35:01.040 I hadn't seen that.

01:35:01.680 Is that the one with the hockey one?

01:35:02.740 I hadn't seen that forever.

01:35:03.580 That movie was bad.

01:35:04.420 That movie was sick.

01:35:07.860 Bring up sudden death. 0.62

01:35:09.300 Wow.

01:35:09.940 That's a good callback.

01:35:11.260 That movie is deep dive.

01:35:12.740 Well,

01:35:12.900 they can't make movies like that anymore.

01:35:14.460 Like major league baseball was a good movie.

01:35:16.500 Like if you look at this,

01:35:17.620 look at the top movies from 1994.

01:35:19.160 It's like Pulp Fiction,

01:35:20.500 Shawshank Redemption.

01:35:21.520 I think American pie was like the top comedy.

01:35:23.600 You look at the top movies of like 2020.

01:35:25.480 It's like,

01:35:26.460 and Spider-Man is okay,

01:35:27.340 but it's,

01:35:27.760 it's literally like boss baby.

01:35:29.040 I mean,

01:35:29.200 we don't even,

01:35:29.700 we can't even make like,

01:35:30.640 it's boss.

01:35:32.960 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:35:33.860 We can't make good shit anymore. 0.99

01:35:35.540 So like movies like that, 0.99

01:35:37.520 where they're like using like the penguins are using like actual hockey teams.

01:35:41.000 Now,

01:35:41.120 all these sports movies where they use like the official sports logo,

01:35:43.860 it's like the rock,

01:35:44.920 you know,

01:35:45.380 creating some sort of like trauma-based mind control.

01:35:47.380 It's like brainwashed kids into,

01:35:48.900 you know,

01:35:49.120 transitioning their sex at six years old.

01:35:51.000 I mean,

01:35:51.240 it's literally like,

01:35:52.100 it's not just good ass weed anymore. 0.98

01:35:54.560 It's not just a good ass. 0.96

01:35:55.800 I honestly think this is evidence of, 0.99

01:35:58.840 of our cultural decline.

01:35:59.860 Like I think that you will look back on like the Academy Awards nominations.

01:36:03.860 And how no one watched those movies.

01:36:05.320 And you'll be like,

01:36:05.800 Oh yeah,

01:36:06.380 we should have known that society was falling apart.

01:36:08.480 Yeah.

01:36:09.000 Yeah.

01:36:09.280 They were peaked in the nineties.

01:36:10.840 Cause if you watch them from like a long time ago, 0.99

01:36:13.920 they sucked. 0.97

01:36:14.520 And then we were, 0.98

01:36:15.140 movies were getting like really,

01:36:16.320 really good.

01:36:16.780 And then they've just gone down.

01:36:18.960 By the way,

01:36:19.380 I want to point out real quick,

01:36:20.600 a top message,

01:36:21.540 me message just in the group chat,

01:36:23.260 top lobster,

01:36:23.920 top office.com. 1.00

01:36:24.700 We'll get his fucking shit. 1.00

01:36:25.440 he apparently the straight up translation into Hebrew for like from Kobe, 1.00

01:36:31.800 from English to Hebrew is COVID. 0.78

01:36:34.140 So I don't know if you want to go check on your own.

01:36:38.440 Didn't you say it means supplant too?

01:36:42.560 They're supplanting the current governments with the new world order.

01:36:47.180 Great reset,

01:36:48.300 you know,

01:36:48.840 you can say that he's COVID,

01:36:51.680 but just don't call him a rapist.

01:36:52.940 That's the only wait,

01:36:54.260 wait a minute.

01:36:54.760 Reed,

01:36:54.940 are you saying the Jews are supplanting everyone?

01:36:58.480 They may replace us. 0.99

01:36:59.960 I welcome it.

01:37:01.920 I'd really rather not do work anymore.

01:37:04.780 Yeah.

01:37:05.200 All the guys at Charlottesville were wrong.

01:37:07.100 They're getting replaced.

01:37:08.160 You know,

01:37:08.400 like they are actually.

01:37:09.860 Oh yeah.

01:37:11.040 Kobe 19.

01:37:13.500 Oh,

01:37:14.000 I like that.

01:37:15.000 Kobe 19.

01:37:16.620 I'm not going to take credit for that joke.

01:37:18.740 Isaiah,

01:37:19.340 by the way,

01:37:19.840 we at tower gang don't steal jokes.

01:37:21.540 Yeah.

01:37:21.680 We do not take credit for jokes.

01:37:24.020 That's good.

01:37:24.960 Especially for shows that you've never seen a single episode of.

01:37:28.120 I don't think we don't give credit.

01:37:32.620 I don't steal jokes from a podcast that I can't even find.

01:37:36.040 If I try to look.

01:37:37.160 Well,

01:37:37.580 if you steal from one person,

01:37:40.100 you know,

01:37:40.260 it's plagiarizing or plagiarism,

01:37:42.080 but if you steal from a bunch of people,

01:37:43.140 it's research.

01:37:43.720 So,

01:37:43.920 you know,

01:37:44.060 it's okay to steal.

01:37:44.860 I think it's called government actually.

01:37:46.460 Yeah.

01:37:46.620 It's called taxes.

01:37:48.300 Yeah.

01:37:48.760 No,

01:37:49.080 we don't steal jokes.

01:37:50.220 And I watched that entire 90 minutes,

01:37:52.100 Jose.

01:37:52.560 And I really,

01:37:53.180 I appreciate that you went through it,

01:37:55.320 but good God,

01:37:56.080 man.

01:37:56.580 What,

01:37:56.820 what was,

01:37:57.460 what was the purpose?

01:38:00.020 Exactly.

01:38:00.560 That's what I didn't want to do in the first place.

01:38:02.020 You gotta catch Alex up on this.

01:38:03.480 What did you do?

01:38:04.600 I can just see your face.

01:38:05.880 You looked dejected.

01:38:06.700 What happened?

01:38:07.260 There was some dude who had like a Twitter beef so-called with me and I 0.90

01:38:11.780 fucking really all it was, 0.93

01:38:13.160 I blocked him and then he went to range and seemed to think I like really 0.98

01:38:16.300 cared a lot about this interaction. 0.99

01:38:17.740 Cause I would still like fuck with him behind the block. 1.00

01:38:19.460 Cause he kept talking shit. 1.00

01:38:20.880 I don't know. 1.00

01:38:21.200 You trolled him back.

01:38:22.060 You trolled him back a little bit.

01:38:22.980 You kind of put,

01:38:23.660 you kind of,

01:38:24.100 yeah.

01:38:24.160 And like,

01:38:24.640 I guess he thought this meant a lot more to me than it did to him.

01:38:27.880 You know,

01:38:28.420 cause like they're trying to be like,

01:38:29.980 Oh, 1.00

01:38:30.140 you fucking talk shit. 1.00

01:38:31.140 And they're like, 1.00

01:38:31.600 yeah,

01:38:31.760 I mean,

01:38:31.960 I don't know why you think this means a lot to me. 1.00

01:38:33.660 Like you fucking shot the first shot. 1.00

01:38:35.160 I'm just fucking with you. 1.00

01:38:36.000 I'm still carrying on with my daily life, 1.00

01:38:37.320 not giving a fuck, 0.98

01:38:38.320 but like, 0.99

01:38:39.440 yeah.

01:38:39.660 So they ended up dragging me into this,

01:38:41.260 uh,

01:38:41.600 like blood sports type thing with Ethan Ralph.

01:38:44.820 Or was it just a different,

01:38:46.080 like kind of like that.

01:38:48.540 They tried to be like your buddy or something.

01:38:51.500 I feel like,

01:38:51.900 I feel like you and I've been on a show.

01:38:53.360 I like Ethan.

01:38:54.080 Honestly,

01:38:54.400 I mean, 0.99

01:38:54.580 he's a nut job, 0.99

01:38:55.380 but so am I. 0.93

01:38:56.040 So yeah,

01:38:56.360 I mean,

01:38:56.620 he's a mess,

01:38:57.420 but that's cool.

01:38:58.280 Yeah.

01:38:58.420 I think that's entertaining.

01:38:59.380 Go ahead.

01:38:59.720 Yeah.

01:38:59.880 I got kind of sore dragged into it.

01:39:01.320 Cause they were like,

01:39:02.220 I'll bully me to doing it.

01:39:03.140 Be like,

01:39:03.380 Oh, 1.00

01:39:03.500 you're a coward. 1.00

01:39:06.000 You're a coward didn't go on debate and have a public argument. 1.00

01:39:09.260 Shut up, 1.00

01:39:09.900 but go ahead. 1.00

01:39:10.600 Yeah.

01:39:10.720 Isn't that funny?

01:39:11.320 Anyways,

01:39:12.060 I was kind of like,

01:39:13.440 and then they asked me like,

01:39:14.360 well,

01:39:14.440 what would it take you to do it?

01:39:15.160 And just out of like tongue in cheek,

01:39:16.300 kind of was like,

01:39:16.740 well,

01:39:16.820 $200 worth of patrons.

01:39:17.980 I didn't think it was going to happen,

01:39:19.160 but I was just like,

01:39:19.760 kind of like,

01:39:20.400 okay,

01:39:20.680 fine.

01:39:20.960 I gave you a number.

01:39:22.180 Yeah,

01:39:22.460 I was grifting.

01:39:23.140 It also,

01:39:23.580 part of that was too,

01:39:24.460 cause I knew everyone would be like,

01:39:25.340 Oh, 0.99

01:39:25.520 you're a grifter. 0.99

01:39:26.280 And I'm like, 1.00

01:39:26.520 200 worth of patrons.

01:39:27.600 So did you get a bunch of different patrons or did it?

01:39:36.000 And then they like behind the scenes were like,

01:39:37.120 all right,

01:39:37.280 we found enough people are willing to give you that amount of money.

01:39:39.940 And I was like,

01:39:40.840 but we're going to give the extra to charity.

01:39:42.260 And I was like,

01:39:42.680 well, 0.66

01:39:43.000 at this point I kind of put my balls in advice and you raise the money.

01:39:45.960 So you have to do it.

01:39:47.060 Just do it.

01:39:47.680 And I was like,

01:39:48.160 we'll just throw it all at charity.

01:39:49.080 Like I was just like,

01:39:50.060 I was mostly just trolling.

01:39:51.160 I don't really care. 0.93

01:39:52.280 Garbage main, 0.99

01:39:52.840 by the way, 1.00

01:39:53.340 he's,

01:39:53.540 he's the one that put it together.

01:39:54.660 It was like,

01:39:55.080 he's actually really good,

01:39:56.100 but it was,

01:39:56.780 I love, 0.97

01:39:57.560 I love garbage main, 0.94

01:39:58.420 but that,

01:39:59.400 that whole premise was just so like I,

01:40:02.360 and I texted you this last night.

01:40:04.100 I was like, 0.99

01:40:04.460 the only thing I wish you'd ask is give us evidence of the shit that we've 0.99

01:40:09.440 stolen, 1.00

01:40:10.060 man.

01:40:10.280 Like the fact that I'm,

01:40:11.800 I like rap music and I'm white is like,

01:40:14.020 that's his whole,

01:40:15.480 like I stole his existence.

01:40:17.200 If you don't know Alex,

01:40:18.140 Russell is a, 0.98

01:40:19.240 is a wigger by the way. 1.00

01:40:20.600 No, 0.92

01:40:20.800 no guys,

01:40:21.240 I am too.

01:40:22.080 Cultural appropriation is fine, 0.99

01:40:23.920 dude,

01:40:24.080 that we're a melting pot.

01:40:25.320 No,

01:40:25.460 but let me listen.

01:40:26.260 They're even teaching in school right now that they can't use the term

01:40:28.960 melting pot because that is in an,

01:40:30.860 in essence,

01:40:31.420 racist, 0.96

01:40:32.000 dude,

01:40:32.140 we're supposed to borrow from each culture.

01:40:33.840 We're supposed to,

01:40:34.600 you know,

01:40:34.760 the stuff we like from each thing.

01:40:36.020 We're supposed to,

01:40:36.800 dude,

01:40:37.300 what I'm saying,

01:40:37.980 and you guys,

01:40:38.520 listen, 1.00

01:40:38.740 we can make fun of black people. 0.90

01:40:39.620 Black people are some of the funniest people. 0.63

01:40:40.940 Some of the best athletes.

01:40:41.740 Like,

01:40:41.960 you know,

01:40:42.120 some of their stuff is cool.

01:40:43.380 We want to borrow that.

01:40:44.500 We don't want to,

01:40:45.200 uh,

01:40:45.500 that's not racist.

01:40:46.660 I think to have some sort of a fondness for stuff that they do.

01:40:50.780 You know?

01:40:51.460 So,

01:40:51.820 but I'm saying they're going to say,

01:40:52.900 Oh,

01:40:52.980 it's insensitive.

01:40:53.820 That's culture appropriation.

01:40:55.920 That's the biggest joke in my mind,

01:40:58.280 uh,

01:40:58.740 as an argument of saying somebody is racist because they act urban.

01:41:01.440 Now they call it black fishing or whatever, 0.67

01:41:03.580 where a white person acts black. 0.71

01:41:05.260 I get it.

01:41:05.800 Like a Rachel Dolezal. 0.64

01:41:07.300 There is something where I can be like,

01:41:08.860 you know,

01:41:09.080 I can see where you can take it,

01:41:10.660 you know,

01:41:10.920 a little too far where you maybe you could culturally appropriate too much,

01:41:15.360 but really and truly 99.9% of people that like black vibes is people.

01:41:20.400 Cause they like black vibes.

01:41:21.440 It's not because they're racist. 0.75

01:41:23.000 You know,

01:41:23.260 I used to be a big fan of Steven Crowder and now I'm not,

01:41:26.620 but like whatever.

01:41:27.300 But one of the best things he did was he had like his cultural appropriation 0.88

01:41:30.820 month,

01:41:31.100 which I believe was black history month.

01:41:32.960 And he was talking about if you culturally appropriating cultures is

01:41:35.900 respecting that culture.

01:41:37.160 Not actually like,

01:41:38.220 it's like,

01:41:38.660 Hey,

01:41:39.120 you're pretty cool.

01:41:40.120 I would like to have a piece of what you do because I like that.

01:41:43.100 It's like so much literally supplanting your own culture.

01:41:47.000 You're co-being your own culture, 0.91

01:41:48.660 which I had done from birth.

01:41:49.800 Raping them. 1.00

01:41:50.760 It sounds so stupid, 1.00

01:41:51.960 but like when you're using chopsticks at a restaurant, 1.00

01:41:54.020 you're not using the chopsticks rudely.

01:41:56.360 You just want to be part of that culture.

01:41:57.780 You want to have that effect.

01:41:59.260 You know what I mean?

01:42:00.120 No,

01:42:00.480 I am actually.

01:42:01.820 I'm sticking them up people's noses and stuff, 0.74

01:42:04.220 you know?

01:42:04.660 I go in there and I use a fork just so I don't get canceled.

01:42:09.060 But that's where we're at,

01:42:10.420 dude.

01:42:11.020 It's more disrespectful if I do use chopsticks,

01:42:12.900 just because I butcher it.

01:42:13.980 Like I'm literally like,

01:42:14.760 I'm so bad with chopsticks.

01:42:16.260 Well,

01:42:16.440 dude,

01:42:16.580 the ADL said that racism only exists for white people of hierarchy.

01:42:19.780 You know,

01:42:20.020 that they can all,

01:42:20.700 you can all be a victim.

01:42:21.480 I have a menorah in every window in my house.

01:42:23.420 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:42:24.800 Well,

01:42:25.420 Jewish people aren't white technically.

01:42:27.180 So that's why.

01:42:29.180 Well,

01:42:29.540 then Whoopi Goldberg was correct.

01:42:30.960 And it's not a racist.

01:42:31.760 Hey,

01:42:32.140 guys,

01:42:32.700 guys,

01:42:33.000 you know,

01:42:33.280 it's funny.

01:42:33.700 No,

01:42:33.900 they're hardly even talking about that.

01:42:35.040 She picked her name,

01:42:35.860 Whoopi Goldberg.

01:42:36.500 So she would get more auditions supposedly from Jewish casting directors.

01:42:39.440 She even admits that.

01:42:40.500 So like,

01:42:40.860 and that's cultural appropriation.

01:42:42.240 And I don't even think that's racist that she did that. 0.72

01:42:43.860 I think that she's,

01:42:44.540 you know,

01:42:44.920 it shows that she likes Jews,

01:42:46.000 obviously,

01:42:46.580 but nobody,

01:42:47.220 nobody's even hardly mentioning that.

01:42:48.800 It's not even that she likes Jews.

01:42:49.880 It's gaming the system.

01:42:51.060 It's brilliant.

01:42:51.980 If she, 1.00

01:42:52.440 if she gets in there and then she sits down for the fucking, 1.00

01:42:54.860 the audition and they figure out, 1.00

01:42:56.980 Oh, 0.99

01:42:57.140 she's this morbidly obese black chick and they give her the role anyway. 1.00

01:43:00.020 Fucking awesome. 1.00

01:43:00.960 That's amazing. 0.98

01:43:01.740 By the way, 0.95

01:43:02.080 this happened to the black Jew. 0.98

01:43:03.820 This is like superhuman. 0.96

01:43:05.060 Like I'm work.

01:43:05.920 We're holding on to this.

01:43:06.520 Guys,

01:43:06.760 guys,

01:43:07.200 listen,

01:43:07.920 I want to say this.

01:43:08.700 We can bash. 0.99

01:43:09.040 This disproves the black Jew superhuman thing. 1.00

01:43:12.040 If it's whoopie. 0.98

01:43:13.640 Well,

01:43:14.080 guys,

01:43:14.460 I want to say this.

01:43:15.260 We can make fun of whoopie all day long.

01:43:16.520 She deserves it.

01:43:17.160 But dude,

01:43:17.520 sister act one was one of the greatest movies I've ever seen.

01:43:20.580 I don't know if you're the,

01:43:22.020 you're probably nowhere near my age,

01:43:23.140 but I'll tell you there,

01:43:24.420 there was this one nun in, 0.73

01:43:26.160 I don't know if it was sister act one or two,

01:43:27.780 but I think I discovered that I was heterosexual just by her mere existence.

01:43:32.340 I remember,

01:43:33.360 I remember my first boner was from teen wolf.

01:43:35.480 When you saw the girl in the bra.

01:43:36.840 I remember that.

01:43:39.040 Michael J.

01:43:39.760 Fox.

01:43:40.480 No,

01:43:40.980 no,

01:43:41.280 but I mean,

01:43:41.720 you see the girl.

01:43:42.560 He goes in and she's like in the acting,

01:43:44.680 the dressing room.

01:43:46.880 But I still remember that,

01:43:47.980 that boner.

01:43:48.540 I remember like telling my mom,

01:43:49.820 like,

01:43:49.940 Oh,

01:43:50.040 I like this.

01:43:50.800 I didn't make,

01:43:51.260 you know,

01:43:51.460 and she's laughing at me.

01:43:52.780 I remember that was very awkward.

01:43:54.120 I didn't want to get,

01:43:55.120 uh,

01:43:55.640 before we go,

01:43:56.500 like the cultural appropriation,

01:43:58.160 even Harvard was like,

01:43:59.540 why are all these like Asian people not putting down that they're Asian? 1.00

01:44:02.480 It's like,

01:44:02.760 because they literally won't get into college.

01:44:04.660 So they have to put down that they're either like black or white. 0.56

01:44:07.400 And yes,

01:44:08.400 they use ethnicities to game the system.

01:44:11.360 Like that shows you that.

01:44:12.800 Well,

01:44:12.940 and also,

01:44:13.340 uh,

01:44:13.580 Asian people,

01:44:14.240 uh,

01:44:14.700 like anglicize their own names.

01:44:16.360 So they're more likely to get jobs,

01:44:18.000 like in corporate environments and stuff.

01:44:20.180 They're culturally appropriating,

01:44:21.900 uh,

01:44:22.120 from my name's not actually Clint Russell.

01:44:25.120 I was actually Clint Chan,

01:44:26.760 but I changed it because I wanted to get accepted into tower gang.

01:44:29.800 And it's,

01:44:30.300 it's absurd that you guys won't accept Asians anymore.

01:44:33.180 Yeah,

01:44:33.420 I know.

01:44:34.680 Infuriating. 0.95

01:44:35.320 I could buy you like a quarter Asian. 0.97

01:44:38.680 I'm not at all.

01:44:39.560 Actually.

01:44:40.320 Liana Wynn made me hate all of them,

01:44:42.240 man.

01:44:42.380 I'm sorry.

01:44:43.140 I love Liana Wynn. 0.93

01:44:44.240 I would love to do dirty things with her, 1.00

01:44:46.520 dude. 1.00

01:44:46.680 I would have a vicious hardcore sex with her. 1.00

01:44:49.640 I would vaccinate. 1.00

01:44:51.060 We would take the,

01:44:51.740 we would take the vaccine together,

01:44:53.000 like over a candle.

01:44:54.340 We would burn it on a spoon and we'd stick the vaccine in each other's arm 0.52

01:44:57.360 as we made love all night nodding off and on.

01:45:01.460 She lives right near me.

01:45:02.940 So Baltimore,

01:45:03.940 right?

01:45:05.020 Boston or Boston.

01:45:06.660 You think any agents live in Baltimore?

01:45:09.060 They think it's for the CDC area,

01:45:10.820 not the CDC is in Atlanta,

01:45:11.880 but they have something.

01:45:12.840 Somebody's headquartered in,

01:45:13.840 uh,

01:45:14.140 Baltimore.

01:45:15.760 A little,

01:45:16.400 a little over time.

01:45:17.400 So I'm going to,

01:45:18.060 I'm going to go ahead and wrap us here.

01:45:19.360 I want to really thank you,

01:45:20.360 Alex.

01:45:20.740 You are one of,

01:45:21.980 I think,

01:45:22.520 I think probably the best living, 0.86

01:45:24.340 troll,

01:45:24.900 and you got a great YouTube channel.

01:45:26.520 Please tell people where they can follow you guys.

01:45:28.800 Please check them out.

01:45:29.760 YouTube channel,

01:45:30.320 conspiracy castle primetime stun on Instagram and Alex dying 99 on Twitter.

01:45:34.900 It's an honor.

01:45:35.780 Uh,

01:45:36.180 listen,

01:45:37.060 Cole,

01:45:37.680 Jose,

01:45:38.500 toad,

01:45:39.040 Clint read.

01:45:39.840 It's a pleasure. 0.99

01:45:40.540 Obviously Clint is a real MVP because he fucked Liberty thought. 0.98

01:45:43.620 Cole is not. 0.97

01:45:44.560 Cause he almost,

01:45:45.520 he said literally read it.

01:45:47.060 Cole's like,

01:45:47.760 I reads like Clint,

01:45:48.880 like it missed it.

01:45:49.460 And like we're all laughing.

01:45:50.460 And then Cole goes, 1.00

01:45:51.300 I almost fucked her. 1.00

01:45:53.320 Like fumble. 1.00

01:45:54.080 I was like,

01:45:54.520 I know.

01:45:56.760 Like that was the same.

01:45:57.620 I'm like,

01:45:57.900 dude, 0.99

01:45:58.160 Clint was just had his butthole spread open, 0.99

01:46:00.340 dude. 0.99

01:46:00.620 He was like 69.

01:46:02.000 And he was so vulnerable.

01:46:03.140 And you're sitting there.

01:46:04.160 You almost trying to get some of his clout.

01:46:06.380 No,

01:46:06.900 you're right.

01:46:07.260 You should,

01:46:08.080 you should be amazed for this.

01:46:10.140 He Leon lettered it.

01:46:11.220 So who's closer if Clint,

01:46:14.700 if,

01:46:15.080 if, 1.00

01:46:15.100 if Cole almost fucked her, 1.00

01:46:16.600 but I literally fucked Clint and then he fucked her. 1.00

01:46:18.860 Like who's closer. 1.00

01:46:20.040 You,

01:46:20.780 you, 1.00

01:46:21.360 because you had your balls and dick out. 1.00

01:46:23.900 That's why didn't Cole had his. 1.00

01:46:25.560 Dick were out also.

01:46:27.140 No,

01:46:27.360 they were in.

01:46:28.700 I was at the goal line.

01:46:31.140 The problem is,

01:46:31.940 is that it was out,

01:46:32.700 but it wasn't in bro.

01:46:34.060 Yeah.

01:46:34.360 There you go,

01:46:35.300 dude.

01:46:35.680 There you go.

01:46:36.600 Wow.

01:46:36.960 I am Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown at Liberty Lock pod on Twitter,

01:46:40.660 Liberty Lockdown on Instagram,

01:46:42.020 Spotify,

01:46:42.640 Apple podcasts,

01:46:43.440 Google podcasts,

01:46:44.140 everywhere else.

01:46:44.660 Thank you guys so much for having me.

01:46:45.700 Jose go.

01:46:46.760 Yeah.

01:46:47.020 I have the show.

01:46:48.060 No way.

01:46:48.440 Jose.

01:46:49.000 I'm on YouTube.

01:46:49.760 All the major,

01:46:50.100 all major audio podcasters,

01:46:52.660 odyssey as well.

01:46:53.700 On Tuesday,

01:46:54.580 I have Dave Smith coming back on the show.

01:46:57.140 And then we're also have Sal the aggress.

01:46:59.220 So we're going to finally have the agorism versus politics.

01:47:01.800 I don't want to call it a debate.

01:47:03.580 I'm trying to go for a friendly discussion slash informal debate,

01:47:06.400 debate,

01:47:06.900 debate vibe.

01:47:08.840 Yeah.

01:47:09.280 And also I'm working on my new libertarian manifesto series with at Sal the

01:47:12.820 agorist.

01:47:13.240 If you want to explore some of those ideas that we'll talk about on Tuesday,

01:47:16.060 that'll be the place to do it.

01:47:17.860 Yeah.

01:47:18.720 Twitter at 2020.

01:47:19.900 No way.

01:47:20.160 Jose.

01:47:21.820 I am read cover day.

01:47:23.400 I love the naturalist capitalist podcast.

01:47:26.700 You know me from Kennedy.

01:47:28.260 That's right.

01:47:29.000 I was on Kennedy.

01:47:29.980 Uh,

01:47:30.500 my podcast on YouTube,

01:47:33.280 odyssey,

01:47:33.860 Spotify,

01:47:34.640 Apple podcasts at read underscore coverdale on Twitter.

01:47:38.700 Um,

01:47:39.100 I'll be going on a couple other shows this week on Saturday. 1.00

01:47:42.040 I have my 200th episode with all these morons and top lobster. 0.97

01:47:46.400 So make sure you check in for that. 0.98

01:47:48.920 That's it.

01:47:50.120 He's the next,

01:47:50.920 uh,

01:47:51.100 N word,

01:47:51.600 uh,

01:47:51.860 compilation,

01:47:52.320 uh,

01:47:52.760 target.

01:47:53.260 That's what he is.

01:47:53.800 I'm tower King Cole,

01:47:56.220 uh,

01:47:56.560 on Twitter.

01:47:57.140 And then all the here fall tower gang podcast.

01:47:59.980 Uh,

01:48:00.620 I think it's tower gang pod on Twitter.

01:48:02.240 Um,

01:48:02.580 also,

01:48:03.080 like I said,

01:48:03.680 new podcast coming out.

01:48:04.680 So I actually have something to plug now.

01:48:05.760 So it's going to be called two and a half takes.

01:48:07.300 It's me and two college buddies.

01:48:09.240 Uh,

01:48:09.700 they're the two takes.

01:48:10.820 I'm definitely the half take.

01:48:12.300 Yeah.

01:48:12.480 The half take.

01:48:12.960 You're going to be lying about sports.

01:48:14.920 Yes.

01:48:15.280 Lying about sports.

01:48:16.820 It already happened in the first episode.

01:48:18.860 I already like pulled something right on my,

01:48:20.540 but then also I'll like,

01:48:22.040 they,

01:48:22.160 they,

01:48:22.440 they try to grill me.

01:48:23.320 They try to be some of the Portland trailblazers fan.

01:48:25.560 And so they tried to grill me and they were like,

01:48:26.900 can you even name five Portland trailblazers?

01:48:28.600 Not currently on the team.

01:48:30.140 And I, 0.95

01:48:30.460 and I fucking named off five. 0.98

01:48:32.020 So it was great. 0.97

01:48:32.900 So I'll,

01:48:33.540 I'll be a surprise.

01:48:34.400 Rashid Wallace.

01:48:35.760 Uh,

01:48:36.280 what's his name?

01:48:36.940 Bobo to boo boo is what we used to call him,

01:48:38.340 but I forget his actual name.

01:48:39.460 I can,

01:48:39.920 I can keep going.

01:48:40.620 I keep going.

01:48:41.140 I can't hardly name it.

01:48:42.380 By the way,

01:48:45.120 my first one,

01:48:45.840 by the way,

01:48:46.360 my first one was CJ McCollum and they were like, 1.00

01:48:48.720 you motherfucker. 1.00

01:48:49.840 Cause he, 1.00

01:48:50.280 he was just traded to the day of.

01:48:53.460 Oh,

01:48:53.880 Clyde Drexler. 1.00

01:48:54.700 He was the shit for that. 1.00

01:48:55.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:48:56.580 Oh yeah.

01:48:57.280 Remember they had a team with a bunch of people like Scotty Pippen.

01:48:59.440 They had like a super team one year.

01:49:01.060 Yeah.

01:49:01.560 And,

01:49:01.880 uh,

01:49:02.220 they,

01:49:02.480 they did get on to me because I,

01:49:03.760 I didn't instantly name Bill Walton as the best trailblazer of all time,

01:49:07.240 but.

01:49:07.440 Oh,

01:49:07.560 cause he's like,

01:49:08.060 he plays for like four seasons.

01:49:10.880 But,

01:49:11.320 but yeah,

01:49:11.640 so,

01:49:11.880 uh,

01:49:12.080 that's coming out Thursday and then we're gonna start going live next week.

01:49:14.580 Um,

01:49:15.300 gonna go,

01:49:16.020 I'm going to have a separate YouTube channel for that,

01:49:17.920 but I am going to stream it on also the tower power channel just because we can get

01:49:21.380 some viewers on here.

01:49:22.360 Hey,

01:49:22.480 Dan Willard hasn't had much success,

01:49:24.080 but he is clearly the best trailblazer to ever live.

01:49:26.220 Anyways,

01:49:26.560 toad go.

01:49:26.920 I think,

01:49:27.280 yeah,

01:49:27.440 he is.

01:49:27.800 I do think so too.

01:49:29.260 Um,

01:49:29.680 Eric Otoad on Twitter,

01:49:30.920 tower power hour.

01:49:32.020 Uh,

01:49:32.380 and again,

01:49:33.420 we don't have any idea who our guest is next week.

01:49:36.620 You know what?

01:49:37.180 It doesn't matter because we figure it out and God bless Alex Stein for coming through.

01:49:41.900 I swear to God, 0.99

01:49:42.720 you're a fucking amazing guest and amazing troll. 1.00

01:49:44.680 Too nice. 1.00

01:49:45.300 Amazing human being. 1.00

01:49:46.080 And your feet make my dick hard. 1.00

01:49:47.920 And I really. 1.00

01:49:49.940 Wow.

01:49:50.900 Over here.

01:49:52.100 Yeah.

01:49:52.420 No,

01:49:52.780 Reed.

01:49:52.980 It's okay.

01:49:53.520 There's enough to go around.

01:49:54.500 There's enough Alex Stein to go around.

01:49:55.980 No,

01:49:56.140 no,

01:49:56.240 no.

01:49:56.340 I'm not worried about the Alex Stein to go around.

01:49:58.180 I'm just,

01:49:58.500 you know,

01:49:58.640 he's got,

01:49:58.900 he's got two feet,

01:49:59.680 bro.

01:49:59.820 It's good.

01:50:00.140 I think are you, 0.76

01:50:01.380 you're a little sexually jealous that Clint and I are vibing so much for you. 0.59

01:50:04.460 Is that why?

01:50:06.060 I get it,

01:50:07.040 dude.

01:50:07.300 I get it.

01:50:08.040 Clint was jealous of me and Kennedy. 1.00

01:50:09.460 It's all energy up in this bitch. 1.00

01:50:10.580 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:50:11.260 There was a lot of you and Kennedy vibes,

01:50:13.120 Reed.

01:50:13.240 Don't act like there was not vibes.

01:50:14.780 You guys are vibing.

01:50:15.980 I was leaving.

01:50:16.840 You've been done making all these great points and she's just like,

01:50:19.080 great beard.

01:50:19.980 I was like,

01:50:20.340 yo,

01:50:20.420 she was vibing.

01:50:22.880 She was vibing. 1.00

01:50:23.580 I want to see my pussy juices just rip off that beard. 1.00

01:50:26.880 Reed is the Will Ferrell. 1.00

01:50:28.120 Reed is the Will Ferrell from the other guys,

01:50:30.640 but only for older women.

01:50:31.800 Older women love Reed.

01:50:33.280 It's wild.

01:50:33.880 It's true,

01:50:34.540 dude.

01:50:34.860 No,

01:50:35.020 she has it like a lumberjack fetish. 0.90

01:50:37.000 She knows that he's a real man.

01:50:38.440 She wanted that. 1.00

01:50:39.040 She's usually that TV dick. 1.00

01:50:40.380 She wants that real man trucker dick, 1.00

01:50:42.200 you know, 1.00

01:50:42.460 that's just different vibes.

01:50:43.920 Reed's like 26.

01:50:45.020 He looks like he's like a 40 year old lumberjack.

01:50:46.900 27,

01:50:47.740 Clint,

01:50:48.040 come on.

01:50:48.420 Whatever. 1.00

01:50:48.940 It's all this fucking old, 1.00

01:50:50.200 old cougar pussy. 1.00

01:50:51.380 It's incredible. 1.00

01:50:52.520 Does TV dick only last for three minutes, 0.98

01:50:54.400 but it goes like super hard for like two and a half, 0.99

01:50:57.060 three minutes eclipse?

01:50:58.560 And then after that,

01:50:59.080 but like, 0.99

01:50:59.500 like trucker dick, 0.99

01:51:00.820 I mean, 0.99

01:51:01.360 marathon,

01:51:02.220 I mean,

01:51:02.460 just long running, 1.00

01:51:03.800 long haul trucker dick. 0.98

01:51:04.980 It's just like the truck driving job. 0.99

01:51:08.060 It's exactly like the truck driving job.

01:51:10.020 It's a perfect metaphor.

01:51:11.280 Yeah.

01:51:11.580 Amazing.

01:51:11.900 I think we just came up with the show title at the very end.

01:51:14.320 Thank you so much.

01:51:15.260 Thank you so much listeners for tuning in.

01:51:18.000 Thank you,

01:51:18.260 Alex Stein for coming on and make sure you subscribe to this channel and like,

01:51:23.300 and comment and find your wife in the comments and beat your wife in the comments. 1.00

01:51:27.100 We love you guys. 0.92

01:51:27.760 We're out.

01:51:28.200 See ya.

01:51:29.060 Peace.

Tower Gang - February 11, 2022

Ep 56 - KOBE-19 w⧸ Alex Stein

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