Tower Gang - Ep 57 - Cat Milk Sommelier w⧸ Waste Mane

00:00:00.000 what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off dicks like

00:00:08.900 fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan with two

00:00:16.180 kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to

00:00:22.880 out for it white women must be stopped that's right what we can stay horny and retarded longer

00:00:31.220 than she can stay sane what your ass ass to penis ratio man maybe you could say we had sex but we

00:00:37.900 didn't fuck you said oh jesus fat dave fuck you man what is up buddy

00:00:49.840 there i was like this dude didn't fucking start the intro so i'm sitting there like with my dick

00:00:59.700 in my hand basically that was the whole point wait you too yeah every episode actually but yeah

00:01:07.120 tonight our guests are already here we got garbage may and andy our good friend from tower gang he's

00:01:11.980 been he's been saying he's gonna be coming on for weeks now and so we finally had some uh gave him

00:01:16.620 the thumbs up he could come on i thought it was a joke up until like it wasn't i've actually been

00:01:24.360 on this show this is my fourth appearance on this show for anyone tuning in for their first time i'm

00:01:30.500 actually a friend of the show finally uh uh daniel this is actually how you do it you just got to

00:01:36.700 make us laugh and just be uh basically a racist uh trash man and then you'll get on the show that's

00:01:42.560 how it works so first thing you gotta be is funny so work on that so you're never coming on

00:01:48.820 god andy how you doing man dude you were sitting in the pre-show like we're trying to talk about

00:01:55.880 what to do and you're sitting there like trying to talk to fucking natalie on twitter on a spaces

00:01:59.380 just to tell her that she's just talk about her big titties or something yeah i wanted to tell her

00:02:04.840 that she was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal but i didn't get accepted in the space some fucking

00:02:11.580 dude with a turtleneck was sucking all the dicks and the air out of the room simultaneously

00:02:16.060 dude a black man a turtleneck cool that reminded me of a conversation we had in the group chat the

00:02:21.320 other day about eliza

00:02:22.420 this is fine to bring up i've actually have an ongoing joke with her about her being so thick

00:02:29.560 because i found this like picture of this like little black guy hugging this like like oh yeah

00:02:33.700 yeah i always share that or post and so uh yeah no what what did we say it was do you remember

00:02:41.540 we were talking about um like because uh well we're talking about reed and his previous almost

00:02:50.220 uh girl that he got with i don't know if it's okay for that i'm not gonna tell him on here i'm not

00:02:53.540 gonna uh say who that was yeah but it's and she's super skinny and so basic white woman number

00:02:59.240 five yeah yeah and so jose was like you got to find yourself like a thicky you don't go with the

00:03:04.620 skinny girls and i was like i'm on the point of like i'd rather go skinny because they can always

00:03:08.960 get thicker if they're thick and they don't really you can't like if they're too big they can't go

00:03:12.160 down and jose was just like oh that's a little bit he was like no no first off i said i said there's

00:03:19.520 a difference there's a difference between skinny and like because you brought up fit girls they're

00:03:23.440 like no no there's a difference between skinny and fit girls like a skinny girl like a fit girl you put

00:03:28.400 a baby in they'll they'll shape out nicely you put a baby in them they'll they'll be good now like

00:03:33.220 a skinny woman is just gonna be like it's in self-imposed i said skeletor like whore

00:03:37.820 like their whole life because it's just like there's something wrong with them where they feel

00:03:42.980 like they need to be a twig i mean there's some women obviously we're making mass generalizations

00:03:46.520 here for anyone who gets upset i know there's all different body types but there's some who are

00:03:51.060 just chronically skinny and they do it on purpose and you can tell but uh so yeah so we were

00:03:55.700 talking about like you know the the effects of putting a baby in them and then i brought up

00:04:00.320 because i it's been a well-known thing that i'm very i joke about being super into eliza's thickness

00:04:05.260 and so i was like if you put if you put a baby in her she would uh because she would have the uh

00:04:11.060 raw sexual appeal of like women of old that caused civil wars great dynasties to collapse

00:04:17.600 oh yeah and what i said i was like jose let's go still again she's already if she's already thick

00:04:22.920 then putting a baby is just gonna make her a fat bald bitch and by the way cole is saying that large

00:04:29.140 women can't go down and that's obviously not the case they're quite the opposite yeah they do gobble

00:04:34.000 cock oh because that's all like that's all they're good for but i just want to put this on i want to put

00:04:39.600 this on record that i would consent to eliza human trafficking me that would be the the biggest

00:04:48.020 twist ever though if she was actually like a gizling maxwell but she was just doing it to men

00:04:52.880 only and she was just like fuck y'all because all of you traffic me so i'm just gonna turn around

00:04:58.920 i'm a sex trafficker but only like like halfway decent looking men not even like it's not even

00:05:04.380 it's not any no underage no underage just just like 30 year old uh single fathers

00:05:09.840 i do hate what a vague term trafficking is because that can mean so many goddamn things like

00:05:17.680 what does that mean like that could be moving people across the border or some shit like i don't

00:05:22.900 know but it has this like insinuation that there's some like sexually if you keep locked up in the

00:05:27.620 dungeon or something like i traffic my children to school on a daily basis what does that mean like

00:05:32.560 what does trafficking humans mean it's so fun right now are there traffic guards yes come on yes

00:05:41.680 bring your 12 year old let's go let's go no you stop stop that's actually uh thaddeus russell's

00:05:47.980 position he's a traffic guard he checks your papers to see if your parents have consented that's all he

00:05:55.580 does he's just like he just oh your parents didn't consent so i mean i'll let you up on a

00:06:01.120 technicality get in there little boy he checks their permission slips by the way i didn't tweet

00:06:09.140 that about eliza i like eliza so i wasn't gonna uh i did i did draft up a tweet that basically said um

00:06:15.040 guys if we put a baby in eliza would she i said settle an argument for me and jose if we put a baby

00:06:20.620 and eliza would she be a uh a hot thick uh mamacita or like a um a fat bald bitch

00:06:27.280 i screech out and send it to the group chat and they're like do not send that i was like i'm never

00:06:34.980 gonna send that i'll just say she also never watches the show so i don't have to worry about

00:06:38.940 she has i've seen her in the group chat before so yeah yeah well she she sees it i'm sorry eliza

00:06:44.340 whatever yeah i mean i disavow yeah you know you know it's coming from a place of love for me i'm a

00:06:50.740 i i i stand for her uh i don't simp very often i don't even do it in the timeline but in my head

00:06:56.020 a little bit you know i would tell my wife too by the way i wouldn't care i'd be like yeah she's

00:07:01.180 thick as fuck like it's not like i'm leaving you for her yeah i'm kind of with jose on this and but

00:07:06.780 the reason why i like the idea of putting a baby in a chick is to get the mommy milkers that's my thing

00:07:11.940 as we all know so well fucking jose this week sends his fucking like bald ass cat

00:07:19.800 balder than than eliza uh literally milking the tit of his bald hairy

00:07:27.220 i thought that's what it was but i didn't watch it yeah i know i i have two cats that are like

00:07:32.880 i have two cats you must have missed it it was in the group chat yeah i don't know why

00:07:36.360 no we got we gotta address this by the way he was he totally left twitter so he didn't see it

00:07:41.740 because he had he rage quit twitter because garbage because andy was bullying him about his

00:07:49.680 bets there there were multiple reasons for it but also one of them was because i anticipated the

00:07:55.200 grotesque imagery that jose was going to post in the chat so okay yeah i knew it man no yeah i have

00:08:02.120 two cats that are like uh gonna give birth in the next like week or two and so they're already

00:08:06.440 starting to lactate so like just i think because brandon uh brandon von cluffington in our chat is

00:08:12.800 well known for uh he's probably at this point the most well known for his do it be squirting to uh

00:08:17.960 to uh martha bueno and so i sent a picture i'd be like just like making my cat's titties squirt milk

00:08:24.920 and to the group chat said do it be squirting but it didn't even score it just came out like a

00:08:30.180 bead of like milk it was very weird it was like popping a pimple and just like the stuff that comes out

00:08:35.200 it kind of sits there that's all it was gross later on how many bitcoin to take a shot of cat

00:08:41.160 milk i mean not that much i don't know yeah how many patreon subscribers drinking the cat actually

00:08:51.020 sounds less bad than looking at jose's picture wait jose have you tried the cat milk i don't think so

00:08:58.680 i mean it's not jose i may have but you say i may have i wouldn't be surprised i mean i don't like

00:09:08.300 it's like he's just like lipping his head he's like

00:09:12.180 i would be the least surprised if one day when i was because you when especially when you have like

00:09:18.120 newborn kittens and stuff sometimes you gotta help them latch i wouldn't be surprised if it was one

00:09:21.220 day i don't even recall this is how insignificant of an event it would be to me

00:09:24.560 on my finger and be like huh i wonder okay exactly just like about merry moment but it's cat

00:09:33.100 milk instead of cum yeah i was gonna say it's just like you do with your own calm right

00:09:37.700 what if you just like found out you really do love cat milk like you just like oh god i can't i

00:09:44.020 i like it's that's by the way how much milk can you get out of a cat anyway there's no way you're

00:09:54.560 yeah thanks mark uh i don't know oh mark more than you'd think but not enough to like really

00:10:01.620 do anything with shout out mark though he got he got banned from twitter dude it was it's kind of

00:10:06.200 fucking sucks as far as like the 18th time poor guy he was almost a host he's like he's like he

00:10:12.380 banned now he's ip banned but you never will be if he tries to come back on the band evading

00:10:19.220 was that mark on the mal chairman mal yes yeah that's yeah that's right yeah but yeah how much

00:10:27.460 how much milk can you get from a cat like he has to like i mean out of one nipple i didn't get that

00:10:32.840 much oh out of one nipple like like like a like a sustained like 10 nipples so are you mean like a

00:10:40.240 sustained milking session of one nipples or all the nipples or what are we talking about

00:10:44.000 like in a day how do you think you get like a like what like a liter oh in a day oh in a day

00:10:49.980 you could probably get like a solid amount like you probably could get like two good-sized cups out

00:10:55.520 of there probably i'd think jesus but now like if you're just like one time sitting there milking

00:11:00.740 until they dry up i'd say what maybe like a few shots worth you know like it's two two pussies

00:11:06.720 one cup is what it is i'm not lying jose you should sell it right now we'll get jose to

00:11:17.580 take a little taste sell sell it straight from straight from the source you gotta put it right

00:11:24.260 up to it and suck on it just like the little cat i'm not doing that i don't even know how i would

00:11:28.700 like my incredibly pregnant cat hold it up and prove to her look like the cat will be fucking

00:11:37.220 horrified you could be like a you could be like a wine sommelier or whatever and just switch it

00:11:43.760 around and spit it out oh no for the for the right amount of super chat i would 100 put some milk on

00:11:49.420 my finger and because i don't i mean who cares like it's not i mean i'm i bet you it tastes just like

00:11:54.200 milk that tastes like cat food a little bit probably tastes like shit

00:11:57.240 you gotta be a cat a cat milk sommelier you're right man like you can you can determine like

00:12:07.520 which breed of cats milk there you go how old it is like this is i bet you has like a fishy taste i

00:12:16.000 bet because most most cat foods have like fish and shit on diet yeah so cat's milk tastes like uh

00:12:23.520 i mean i don't know i don't see like that's pretty crazy

00:12:25.980 jesus

00:12:31.100 she won't see this i hope not no one's in this to her she's gonna see it

00:12:39.440 so so what you're saying is that pussy milk tastes like pussy

00:12:43.320 it's true yeah i guess so probably a little bit maybe

00:12:47.340 some bad pussy

00:12:49.660 that milk tastes like horse fur

00:12:52.620 what if what if like what if women are just like they have like really stinky

00:12:59.460 places they're just squirting cat's milk onto their pussy and they're just like no it really

00:13:02.940 hydrates it it's like it's like conditioner but then that's just smells like fish because of that

00:13:06.360 this is a long reach for a joke i'm sorry dog i'm trying i'm really trying

00:13:10.100 i mean i think i think the the thought no pun intended is that uh the person may be so tall

00:13:17.740 that they're just unaware of the situation all right nitro short bus said how much what do you

00:13:22.380 guys think i guess gotta be a 50 right at least oh yeah 50 i feel like if you get 50 super chat

00:13:29.500 no i think i think it'd be over the night if over the next you know hour if y'all get to 50

00:13:37.140 dollars total we already margaret got two so getting 48 if you get to 50 will uh jose will

00:13:42.620 take a shot of cat's milk not a shot i would have to do a shot i have to go back there no listen to

00:13:49.140 do a shot i would literally have to go back there they're not at peak producing right now for milk

00:13:53.400 because they haven't even given birth yet it's like that pre-spot where it's just like a little

00:13:56.820 bit coming out so i could i would only make it a few drops i would probably at best if i like was

00:14:02.780 to sit there and like milk them or some weird shit i probably could get like a quarter of a

00:14:06.960 shot over the course of like a half hour to an hour if i was gonna guess because they aren't

00:14:10.740 producing a lot right now because they don't even have kittens yet they haven't given birth so

00:14:14.000 what if the milk production increases to a like a super villain from drinking radioactive

00:14:19.060 bald cat man he starts losing all his hair that'd be really funny i mean if we're doing an

00:14:31.060 accumulation though i feel like you gotta up it i feel like it's either one 50 dollar super chat or

00:14:36.120 like some sort of higher no no no it's 50 dollars i'm sorry if i said it it's 50 dollars yeah but the

00:14:41.380 thing is you get you you got to determine what i don't give a shit you know it's 25 guys guys

00:14:48.300 it's 25 i'll have to go hunt them down just cat woman though cat woman drinks the cat milk already

00:14:55.120 so oh you're right what if jose turns into cat woman yeah do you have any cat woman comments back

00:15:02.860 there no cat woman kind of sucks like let's be real one of the hottest movie scenes man is michelle

00:15:09.740 pfeiffer drinking cat milk i mean she is hot but she like to go nerd nerdy she's she's only had a few

00:15:16.640 semi uh fucking notable comics aside from that she's literally just you know batman's you know

00:15:22.320 fucking whore on the side that's literally it so that was pretty crazy pull yeah pull tyler yep

00:15:29.780 thank you tyler all right we're at 12 now i'm not drinking i'm not drinking from the nipple that's

00:15:35.560 too weird i'm not doing that wait you're putting it in you're gonna put it in a shot glass or something

00:15:39.780 for us no i would just put some on my finger i'm not gonna be able to do a shot glass it's just

00:15:43.660 that just logistically won't work like you know i mean i feel like you should be able to

00:15:47.960 okay a hot sauce taste test you gotta yeah you gotta make it worth it jose actually kegs the cat

00:16:01.080 milk and then i would have to leave the stream and start start squeezing now to get any sizable

00:16:07.680 amount of a few drops if it's just a drop you have to snort it if it's a snorting milk you gotta do a

00:16:16.640 bump of uh cat's milk or that won't even work i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna how much money to

00:16:23.720 butt chug it butt chug a drop that would just be sticking a finger at my ass with a little drop on

00:16:29.660 it okay so that sounds like a good night i don't know what you're talking about

00:16:33.840 all right guys i'm doing that somewhere there's a fucking market for cat milk suppositories

00:16:40.480 mixing out i'm telling you i bet you could sell it somehow you know yeah i really think if you

00:16:47.600 were milking cats you could definitely sell that and some fucking weird ass in california just like

00:16:52.960 super vegan is just like oh i drink i guess not vegan but some i don't know weird ass over there

00:16:57.720 it's like oh i drink only uh organic cat's milk it's like oh it's gross yeah most mommy member of

00:17:03.740 congress since tulsi left my vote goes to mtg and that's five bucks so 17 yeah does marjorie have any

00:17:12.040 kids um i don't know like dude so re i think it was reed uh in our chat posted a picture i was just

00:17:21.360 i was just pulling it up actually body yeah holy shit dude like she her face is terrible but she has

00:17:27.920 a slamming body by the way there you go i'd beat marjorie taylor green yeah there you go right

00:17:33.220 there oh jeez yeah was she on the was she on the like israeli porn casting thing just like

00:17:40.060 by the way her hands look at those hands though those are like some fucking yeah that's a grip

00:17:47.940 right there yeah that that kind of well yeah i was gonna say that kind of detracts from it but i

00:17:53.040 don't know man hands and the nose lots of lotion going on there lots of lotion to get away from

00:17:59.580 those calluses but sounds like a good time yeah dude i bet she's sick as fuck now this is exactly

00:18:05.340 what i'm talking about like she's probably wearing like i don't know now you see her in more like

00:18:09.100 conservative clothing but i bet you if she like dressed down a little bit like this she'd be

00:18:12.180 looking banging because i think i'm assuming she has kids and this is kind of plays to my point

00:18:16.620 earlier when you take a fit check and you put a baby in her you end up with a great result

00:18:20.520 uh and i think it bounced back really quick too yeah by the way the only thing is that you have

00:18:25.760 to if you are to get with mpg you have to get a um a hand job from her and she will rip your dick off

00:18:31.680 like she with those meat hooks that she got right there yeah she's she's got man hands going on

00:18:37.000 unfortunately but she also looks like she gets toothy blowjobs i don't know i don't know where

00:18:41.300 i'm getting that from but i'm just looking at her face probably i feel like toothy blowjobs are and

00:18:46.520 like in your future if you're going for she's got kind of like a horse face which is the main

00:18:52.420 problem here but face down uh i'm looking pretty good here except for the hands if her pussy smells

00:18:59.760 like the infield at daytona speedway i'll be right at home by the way andy where's the weirdest place

00:19:06.980 you've uh had sex at the weirdest place i've we were joking in the pre-show but i've actually had sex

00:19:14.780 in a drainage ditch and you don't just you don't just mean fucking her in the ass

00:19:21.300 he was like it was i'm not i'm not a sodomite i've done a lot of dirty things but

00:19:28.780 not a sodomite i dated an uh an uh ex aspiring porn star uh like an aspiring porn star what was

00:19:38.660 she was just only fans yeah she's just doing pre-only fans porn uber existence or whatever

00:19:46.640 this is she was uber uber porn man were you part of the were you part of the bang bros bus

00:19:53.020 she she wasn't on she wasn't flying to miami but she was on her way let's just say that oh okay

00:20:03.020 she was she was in the industry dude i was uh i can't remember what i was listening to it was

00:20:10.200 definitely something with big i think it was uh the bonfire i want to say it was uh which is big

00:20:14.840 j and dan soder which is super fun i just got into it recently and they were talking about uh

00:20:19.920 the bang the bang bro bus like in miami and how like this one guy was like oh yeah like i my dad

00:20:26.320 like me and my dad were just in miami and they invited him on the bang bro bus and he actually

00:20:30.920 went on there and fucked some porn stars but he was like i was underage at the time so i couldn't come

00:20:35.940 on the father's just like see you later he's like they just took him around the block dude did you

00:20:45.340 see the latest legion of skanks at the end i guess that i don't know the comics name but i guess

00:20:49.720 he's like kind of getting canceled and like the joke that they got him for the hitler joke

00:20:53.940 uh did you see that oh that was um oh yes i saw that wait are we about to run uh we're doing a

00:21:02.040 meta of a podcast of a podcast no it's more i was more referring so to jog his memory when i'm talking

00:21:08.680 about because it wasn't even like necessarily podcasting it's some comedian they're trying

00:21:12.360 to cancel right now over like edgy jokes but like it's one of those things are out of context you're

00:21:16.860 like oh my god but when you hear it in context you're like oh yeah that's fucking hilarious

00:21:21.180 was it jimmy carr maybe i know yeah it was it was a british it was a british guy it was yeah

00:21:26.340 car has been really like cocked recently on the cove no it was jimmy car he did he did a um he did

00:21:32.200 do a hitler joke i can't remember what the joke was it was pretty he used to be he used to be funny

00:21:36.560 i'll say that bring that shit up toad if i can find it yeah if you're not as a comedian

00:21:43.040 in this day and age then that's like truly a mark of success like if you have to be canceled

00:21:48.540 what's the mark of just being an average an average comedian if you're like you're above

00:21:52.720 average comedian you should be canceled already i don't know if we should accept this british money

00:21:56.960 he says it's we're accepting it it's actually more like six dollars so we're like at 25 no we're

00:22:02.220 counting as five you guys been rounding up with the sentence anyway 23 okay 23 whatever i'll take

00:22:08.440 rogue is switching to linux to hide porn from his mom

00:22:12.200 yeah uh so i i don't have the video of it apparently it's in his latest netflix show

00:22:22.040 uh called his dark material and apparently uh he made a disparaging remark about the deaths of

00:22:28.280 thousands of gypsies at the hands of the nazis yes that's what it was the joke was uh he was

00:22:34.500 talking about uh how everybody talks about the six million jewish lives we can't do it you gotta

00:22:39.800 bring it up part of it is the delivery like if we can find it but okay i can't find the video of

00:22:44.640 it right okay i will look for it you guys do some jokes are so funny because like it's again he did

00:22:50.720 get canceled over not really but like people got really upset he was just like and they're just

00:22:55.680 like just still shitting on gypsies like nobody likes gypsies i don't know what there's multiple

00:23:00.140 variations of gypsy right because there's irish gypsy and there's romani and i think there's one

00:23:04.900 more all of them fucking suck they're all straight garbage man like yeah you can't use garbage as an

00:23:15.540 insult for me so have you you dig through people's garbage don't you like you judge people when you

00:23:21.360 see their garbage oh yeah i can i build psychological profiles based on the garbage

00:23:26.300 definitely try to guess their race social status oh yeah you like all these popeye's chicken boxes i

00:23:36.180 wonder what these people are i think i think that might be it i just put it in the group chat

00:23:42.620 it's like there's oh um i i just found it as well oh okay all right let's bring this shit up all

00:23:48.920 right let's do it like there's a lot of uh trying to think of other stereotypes based on

00:23:54.160 besides food i don't want to go straight food trying to think something for like asian people

00:23:58.620 but they can't i i don't really deal with a lot of asians i used i did i've done trash in tennessee

00:24:05.040 and now here in texas i did pick up from an asian restaurant in tennessee and they were probably one

00:24:10.440 of the worst if not the worst but mexicans mexicans are shortly behind them the stereotype would lend

00:24:18.920 itself to blacks being at the top but they're not whites are probably pretty up there i feel like

00:24:25.380 yeah because they did like have some i don't know well you know you got your variations you got your

00:24:31.080 ashkenazi jews you got your whites you got your trailer trash whites like myself but trailer trash

00:24:38.980 whites have some absolute garbage a bell curve of trash if you will half of a 90 gallon container

00:24:46.160 it's mountain dude fans well jews are just and keystone light like the shittiest beer you can

00:24:52.900 find it's just get on here top i see you in the chat you fucking uh you want to play this play this

00:25:00.320 shit play jimmy car we shouldn't get nailed for this it should be when people talk about the holocaust

00:25:05.160 when people talk about the holocaust they talk about the tragedy and horror of six million jewish

00:25:15.900 lives being lost to the nazi war machine and they never mention the thousands of gypsies that were

00:25:21.620 killed by the nazis no one ever wants to talk about that because no one ever wants to talk about the

00:25:26.280 that's such a great joke like you could oh yeah that was uh punchline i just hate how like

00:25:41.180 manufactured that netflix like uh scenario is it seemed fake you know what i mean it seemed like

00:25:51.480 laugh track oh yeah i get what you're saying yeah maybe it's like i've been watching like again

00:25:56.900 like i've been watching the bonfire just clips because i don't think they're on the on the show

00:26:00.680 on sirius xm anymore but they were and they go over like the wendy williams show and they just shit on

00:26:05.660 the wendy williams show which is hilarious to me that they just and it's like there's so many times

00:26:10.260 where it's just all fake laughter like they just i mean they're just getting up there and like i guess

00:26:15.960 all these like uh sitcoms any daytime television it's just all fake laughter they just put up

00:26:21.380 like the laugh now or some shit like that yeah just like it doesn't it doesn't work like you

00:26:26.960 can just tell whenever it's fake laugh sorry that's my my emmy award-winning camera operator brain at

00:26:33.220 work this is the first uh first time you've had an emmy award winner on the show so everyone else

00:26:42.000 tell us about your emmy award yeah that's true everyone else who's been on the show is beneath me

00:26:46.560 let's just get that out of the way first uh no i was the black ones

00:26:52.020 he actually stole it from the real winner's garbage so

00:26:57.580 that actually would be really funny if someone in fucking tennessee you just like picked it up

00:27:02.660 it's just like oh yeah this is some like really really like budget award winner like they won it

00:27:07.760 for like special effects and they were on the just on the special effects crew

00:27:10.620 they just threw it out one day and you just picked it up

00:27:13.800 nah uh i won my emmy i was a lead robotic camera operator on a a bluegrass pbs show

00:27:23.240 i'm gonna try to protect my opsec as wait are you are you fucking with us

00:27:30.060 is this actually real no no i'm not fucking with you

00:27:33.260 the emmy is real yeah

00:27:36.440 fuck you that picture i sent you is real

00:27:41.460 what the name is in the credits that's the only reason i'm trying to protect the name like i don't

00:27:46.840 want to put out the name of the show i'll tell you guys after the show but i'll tell you if you

00:27:50.040 haven't seen the show crazy i thought you were just fucking with i thought you bought like some

00:27:54.360 imitation emmy you know i was like it's a weird thing to buy but okay

00:27:57.480 yeah but that's amazing actual emmy award winner you fucking faggot

00:28:03.220 all right i just said i just sent it in the group chat if you want to bring it up

00:28:07.100 the the picture that he's referring to uh i i did say that if we ever do some sort of like

00:28:11.800 yearly award show that that will probably be some sort of image we use maybe get top

00:28:15.960 lobster to make some like some sort of edits to it or something you know but you know yeah

00:28:20.400 it's it's definitely it's quality quality picture and it's you know funnier that's an

00:28:24.860 actual emmy i thought you was fucking around too i thought you were full

00:28:27.300 i thought yeah i thought you were doing it but it look it does look good god it is

00:28:31.860 zoom in zoom in on the bottom text i already i did i see it there it says andy it says andy

00:28:40.080 right there yeah yeah i don't think i can zoom in with this any further but no it's fucking

00:28:46.840 chrome you gotta control mouse wheel and you can zoom in it's no but it's but it like it for

00:28:52.180 some reason google chrome when you control mouse wheel it just like zooms in the background but

00:28:56.140 the foregrounds like toad uh if you could enhance please

00:28:59.740 yeah i've hit rock bottom i went from winning emmys to coming on the fucking

00:29:07.200 being in my 40s and picking up garbage and coming on dude you should go for the blue check man i think

00:29:13.760 you have the all the qualifications for it honestly i think if you show your emmy you might get a blue

00:29:18.100 check dude dude you should go for the e gosh fuck that

00:29:21.120 dude what it fucking is the e got up i love i do love we can add this to our list of accomplishments

00:29:29.200 though we've had emmy award winners on our show

00:29:31.160 go on e goth are you talking about me fucking a big titty thought chick or what yes no i thought

00:29:43.000 everybody knew what the e got was the e got is when you win all four of the major awards

00:29:47.060 in your life i miss her fuck would we do that emmy grammy oscar and tony man yeah because i care

00:29:55.400 so much with those gay ass fucking hollywood award shows by the way have y'all seen that um

00:30:01.660 photoshop or it's there is a there's a real version and a photoshop version of abby shapiro

00:30:06.620 uh at like a uh

00:30:08.900 have you seen it

00:30:11.900 i don't know what you're talking about hold on

00:30:17.280 abby shapiro does that have to do with her her titty balls

00:30:20.640 i saw a little sweat came on my brow

00:30:25.500 i just saw it this is a toad pull it out

00:30:29.340 look at this shit oh yeah baby

00:30:32.900 you may not like it but this is the ideal woman

00:30:36.080 this is like the men who are into this are like peak testosterone that's like me and

00:30:49.880 travis's types right there

00:30:51.320 is this a shop or no this is the real deal now this this is a shop the the real one there is a

00:30:59.860 real one but it's like this is like five percent enlarged i'll say that yeah she's i think i saw

00:31:06.400 this was a little ridiculous but she still was popping

00:31:10.180 oh yeah i mean i'd be popping that and i think there's some deep primal thing with dudes too because

00:31:20.220 she's pregnant uh if you guys can't tell and i don't know what it is if i'm really

00:31:23.820 but it's not even necessarily sexual but something about pregnant women are more beautiful

00:31:30.900 and especially with like my wife or something i find them insanely hot when they're pregnant you're

00:31:35.640 like it's i don't know maybe it's just some deep masculine thing with the nose like that's my

00:31:40.080 fucking seed

00:31:40.800 dude it is

00:31:43.700 is it still as hot if it's not is it still as hot if it's not your seed

00:31:50.160 whoa whoa whoa who who has nudes mark are you talking about abby shapiro dude you i wish you

00:31:57.680 were still on twitter we're gonna have to look into that later bring it up on the stream toad

00:32:03.200 it's so funny daddy did this tweet he said abby shapiro is like a good game of jenga making me

00:32:10.340 all sweaty and nervous when being that damn stacked and top heavy

00:32:13.060 all right abigail shapiro versus eliza blue you can only choose one okay that's 10 bucks we're at

00:32:21.480 33 okay yeah we're at 33 17 dollars 74 guys let's go all right abigail shapiro versus eliza blue

00:32:32.620 okay i yeah you're a fucking uh you know a beta male that likes skinny women or fit women you don't

00:32:39.500 like the thick types i see how it is no no no no no no that's all it is i'm not in the bald so i'm

00:32:43.800 going okay well imagine she has long beautiful hair because i mean whatever you can just imagine

00:32:48.980 all right this really comes down to tits versus ass like let's be real like abby they're both

00:32:55.040 thick women and in the greatest way imaginable but one has a more of a tactical focus on tits and

00:33:02.300 one of it has more of a focus on ass like when they when they made when they distributed their

00:33:06.940 skill points they didn't do it quite evenly it was a little bit you know top heavy bottom heavy

00:33:11.000 you know a tier one operator yes uh fucking i know i guess it depends are we talking for like a high

00:33:18.780 time preference type thing yeah i'd have to go shapiro low time preference eliza like because the

00:33:24.240 ass has more longevity no no no no titties still bad after a while i feel like like big floppers

00:33:29.800 oh like you're talking about like no no no no i'm not here no no no are you mixing up high

00:33:36.800 time preference and low time no i know i i think i agree with cole on this yeah what's up reed

00:33:43.440 what's up reed what's up all right he popped in the right time you've been out in the cold what

00:33:49.840 the hell's you got i am uh i'm on vacation skiing at park city so yes by the way how boring was that

00:33:57.920 chrissy mare show today oh my god well for a woman it really wasn't that bad i mean if we're

00:34:02.480 being honest if we're dropping i did i did pop in and i was like looking in the chat that chat is

00:34:08.260 insane with how much they simp over her oh my god every other like every 10 comments like show me

00:34:15.140 your titties wait wait wait wait cole are you used to a chat that doesn't simp for you like what's

00:34:22.300 going on i mean maybe yes yeah i'm not used to a sports show i had a couple simps in some

00:34:28.740 my students for a while and they died off it was kind of depressing i don't know and also uh the um

00:34:36.780 reed you have your own simp too jess i have several they're all they're all usually at least 15 years

00:34:44.520 older than me so which speaking of the super chat i just want to ask you if you want to weigh in we

00:34:50.200 we boil this down to abby shapiro versus eliza blue basically comes down to tits versus ass

00:34:54.960 no that was you that was you i got a different perspective all right well i'm open to hear it

00:34:59.560 uh let's break down let's break it down i need an early hero i need an early i need an early life

00:35:06.580 check on eliza blue what i need an early life check on eliza blue but low time preference says

00:35:15.720 abigail shapiro because those are the chosen people oh i see you're going like economic yeah

00:35:24.260 obviously in that sense we're talking purely sexual but okay purely purely sexual i'd probably go with

00:35:29.440 eliza

00:35:30.360 it's just out of the simple fact that so do they probably got more experience like is this an

00:35:37.460 automatic deal where it's just done like yeah the other party will choose you too

00:35:41.560 by the way eliza blue does not have bigger and stronger so i can't do uh

00:35:44.740 yeah but but will abigail shapiro you know go for it too or is it just you're muddying up the

00:35:51.220 hypothetical all right well because there well there's an advantage here if she goes for it too

00:35:55.960 because her brother has to deal with my existence which would be pretty entertaining oh that would be

00:36:01.740 pretty fun i don't think i don't think bullying ben shapiro oh god that would be so much fun

00:36:08.520 i would love to tell ben shapiro about his sister's wet ass pussy so you don't even have to it just

00:36:15.320 main you don't even have to even do anything like that all you have to do is just like

00:36:18.980 maintain eye contact a little bit longer than what is like socially acceptable every now and then

00:36:23.800 you know that way it's just this kind of this like look at his eye like

00:36:26.440 that'd be such a power play though to have uh ben shapiro's sister just think about that that's true

00:36:34.680 yeah well here here's the thing though jose and cole are kind of both right in different ways because

00:36:39.800 jose is talking about time preference just as it pertains to sexuality basically we know that the tits

00:36:45.840 are going to sag well you know the ass is probably going to be maintained for a longer period of time

00:36:51.280 so that's true so in that uh in that sense uh the ass would be the lower time preference however

00:36:57.940 if we're talking about like production and life value the opposite is true because tits produce milk

00:37:04.040 to feed children yes but they haven't shown a strong correlation between the size of tits

00:37:08.200 and milk production necessarily being i never said the size but they have to some deep they have

00:37:13.800 they have yeah i just went straight to israel on this larger larger asses uh have shown to uh like

00:37:21.520 produce smarter and healthier children i don't know that's not true it's true it's true black people

00:37:27.140 have huge asses every time i've done anal it has not produced children so i don't know what you're

00:37:34.020 talking about okay but there's their mostly muscle i think there's a difference there it's the fatty

00:37:39.240 deposits they're talking about but i get your point not to ruin the joke but now that that was a pretty

00:37:46.440 good joke is that the extra muscle i keep hearing about what's that is that the extra muscle i keep

00:37:52.320 hearing about it's their ass muscle dude black people do got big old donks though but they are

00:37:58.740 like meaty i've been with a couple black women and they did have big old asses but they're like meaty

00:38:03.120 it's weird like fuck they literally just big old ham hocks and muscle they're not like i don't know

00:38:07.580 they're not white women tend to have a little more jiggle to them uh top loss i did say abigo's

00:38:12.200 cities are about to bomb palestine which i thought was pretty funny

00:38:14.540 hell yeah jose can never be a garbage man he'd be creaming all over the dump trucks

00:38:22.800 i do have a sickness for the thickness so i don't i haven't seen either abby or elaza from behind

00:38:31.080 so i can't make that differentiate differentiate bring up the world star video

00:38:36.000 by the way uh reed someone did ask uh wasn't uh spud asked wasn't elijah crushing on reed a few

00:38:45.520 months ago i feel like it was kind of a there was y'all had a weird type of thing going on at uh

00:38:50.560 freedom fest i'm not supposed to talk about it so i won't i'll just leave it at that

00:38:55.180 okay i just feel like you guys want to you guys want to move into the mage thing

00:39:04.620 oh yeah this is this shit was so funny because by the way the biggest thing in sports happened

00:39:10.780 this weekend super bowl if everybody knows uh and it had a halftime show that was it was i mean if

00:39:18.520 if you're into the late 90s or like i guess early late 90s or late to early 2000s uh late 90s early

00:39:26.740 2000s rap you were really into this uh halftime show if you didn't really care about that it was

00:39:32.420 kind of a shitty halftime show to me but uh cheering it were some of the best tweets i've ever seen like

00:39:39.800 some of the most racist tweets i've ever seen because it was i mean it was dr dre it was snoop dog it

00:39:45.600 was mary j blige it was crendrick lamar and they're all just rapping in an m&m but uh and do

00:39:51.700 you have the tweet toad i think the tweet is actually still up is it not no uh yeah i put it in the

00:39:56.540 group chat so you can bring it up and then i and then uh i yeah we'll go into what happened after that

00:40:01.500 too yeah you got to bring up the tweet first okay can i can i read it verbatim so yeah i can

00:40:06.840 create you're talking about the monster age i want to read i want to read i got an elaborate plan

00:40:13.680 here i want to read this tweet on on the air so i can create an alt and mage ture can pay a bounty

00:40:20.900 to dox me and it'll just be me giving him my own information for a thousand dollars okay but i'm

00:40:27.660 bringing up the mage tweet right yeah no no i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna show the uh his actual

00:40:33.140 original tweet and then go to mage i think i can i think he can still i think it's the original

00:40:37.320 in the you can see it mage's tweet it's a quote tweet is it not is it still not up oh i guess i guess

00:40:42.660 he did take it down that's pretty funny i have a screenshot of mage that mage yeah mage took it

00:40:46.980 down that's kind of no no i'm talking about the original the original oh yeah that was that was

00:40:51.360 to be expected by the way he's still getting like ratio he said he tweeted out so sick of hearing

00:40:58.040 about what twitter thinks screw them it has about 1300 comments

00:41:03.880 this guy's amazing 1300 no no no no this is hardliner the original tweeter of the funny

00:41:13.560 my tennessee brethren yeah that's true he is from tennessee and he's a former radio host which i think

00:41:20.400 is hilarious so he was actually a radio host in tennessee especially east tennessee

00:41:25.700 all right we're gonna bring it up yeah yeah yeah all i know is i have the screenshots that you sent

00:41:31.960 yeah i was i was gone bring it up yeah bring it up and then just just read it all right i'm gonna

00:41:38.560 read the original and then whoever wants to follow with the mage can do so uh sad that the nfl has

00:41:45.780 degraded to nigger crap and dude got 3 000 quote tweets and i think he had like over i mean it was

00:41:55.400 like 5 000 comments like it was something ridiculous he got ratioed to hell but he i mean he didn't back

00:42:02.140 down an inch dude kept it all going and then fucking monster a comes in here and jose you read

00:42:09.820 it because jose you you kind of shut up mage so i mean i don't even know if i can necessarily

00:42:14.400 attribute to me but the timing makes it think i may have like but i don't know i don't have you

00:42:19.040 you pulled you pulled a clint uh yeah solutionaries black and white you pulled a clint

00:42:24.220 whatever the fuck his name is mentioned for the remainder of the month also i got a thousand

00:42:30.360 dollars to who could get that addy slash too small on my screen what fucking addy slash selly so he's

00:42:37.580 saying get get this person's address and cell phone i.e. dox them and make racism great again

00:42:43.560 hashtag make racism great again which is because i know this is gonna piss reed off god bless you

00:42:49.680 does not piss me off god send his thousands of blessings down upon you i'll pray and pray for you

00:42:58.960 there we go say it how the nazis would say it so okay so makes me feel better so there's that and

00:43:07.520 then jose comes back like pretty quickly after that after seeing this because mage is just being i

00:43:13.940 mean just being you know it's not quickly this tweet was up for a while it's probably like five

00:43:18.780 hours or so until i saw it and then that's when i commented on it and it was just weird that then

00:43:23.080 it had been up for a while and then it seemed to be then he deleted it after i replied but

00:43:27.460 but yeah you guys were bro this is gross i mean you mage lots of a lot of respect for you here grow

00:43:33.880 the fuck up dude assembled letters in a way you don't like shit on shit on him for all you want

00:43:39.160 but calling for people to find his address is bitch shit and that and then like almost immediately

00:43:44.120 almost immediately after i did that he deleted and then uh he blocked anyone like he blocked me

00:43:49.600 blocked everyone liked it and don't get me wrong i i'm very block heavy so i'm not even like

00:43:53.140 criticizing the block i get it i mean it was weird given the context because it was like dude you're

00:43:58.100 fucking like trying to dock someone like and i get it like like yeah it was fucked up what the guy

00:44:05.440 said if you feel a certain way whatever bitch at him but like this isn't something that you dock

00:44:10.620 someone over like what the fuck by the way re hearted yes mage was on this show the third episode

00:44:16.180 he was he was the biggest episode he was like one of the biggest episodes for a long time

00:44:22.100 and it was also not a good episode either it was a bad episode yeah show my screen this is pretty

00:44:27.840 funny yeah because of technical issues and things like that uh but by the way uh dude mage uh we all

00:44:33.040 know that he docks joe rogan so what no i'm just oh come on i don't fucking know oh my god

00:44:42.700 i get what you're trying to do toad you're trying to link the joke i am this dude comes back and said

00:44:49.380 bench if i said cracker twitter would be okay with it like he doesn't stop dude is he honestly

00:44:54.940 he doesn't stop it's so funny because he comes back here and he's like again it's past time to

00:45:00.920 show twitter the truth

00:45:02.040 he does it he's so i mean i mean that was the three and this is so sick here about what twitter

00:45:11.620 think screw them like this guy is amazing i'm gonna fall on a serious

00:45:16.160 on a serious note here though like you know how the whole goal here is supposedly to

00:45:23.720 like destroy racists and make them afraid or whatever like all you do is empower them because

00:45:29.800 people who otherwise would be disgusted by what he said they're just like holy shit he's not backing

00:45:34.880 down this is fucking awesome so it's like it's backfiring he's doing the exact opposite of what all

00:45:40.320 these retards want to happen it's not only that but trying to intimidate some dude for something

00:45:44.920 that would be casually said in a modern warfare 2 lobby yeah exactly detached from reality also

00:45:51.740 what's funny is yeah like you're trying to get his address and cell phone the dude put his location

00:45:56.940 on twitter like he has this like his location on twitter he has where he worked at before dude if

00:46:02.260 he knew maj to ray better he should have pulled what maj does wherever he goes somewhere you know how he

00:46:07.220 always says like i'm at this location and i have a gun or whatever she just copied his mo i'm at

00:46:13.840 kingfork tennessee and i say nigger

00:46:15.900 in all seriousness i do like maj regardless i don't like what he did there but i've been up and down

00:46:25.780 no you have to hate someone forever based on one thing they do don't you exactly

00:46:30.280 up and down the foothills and spend a lot of time in the appalachian mountains there are black

00:46:35.860 appalachians and they'll probably be on the side of the guy who said nigger yeah it's like

00:46:41.040 it's just a really weird i mean this whole thing we were we thought about talking about joe rogan

00:46:46.580 tonight but it's kind of been overplayed a little bit i mean the news cycle has already moved on

00:46:50.960 which is pretty funny because i got the joke in there yeah you did you got the joke in there

00:46:54.780 but it's just it's just ridiculous stuff like it's just that article might be pertinent though

00:46:59.280 because that was recent but we'll see where that goes if we go into that at all but no but it's

00:47:03.340 i've just replaced it with joe rogan now like yes the joe rogan word rogan nigger

00:47:10.020 rogan with a hard n also by but by the way israel adesanya i don't know uh i know who in here is

00:47:19.040 actually big mma fans i don't know i don't like somewhat yeah but uh israel adesanya came and if

00:47:25.300 his first name is israel i hate him already he's a he's a he's the black hebrew is the light so it's okay

00:47:31.640 uh he's got a real chosen manicure what's that he's got a french manicure

00:47:39.140 if you look at the pre-fight israel adesanya has got a french manicure are you serious

00:47:47.260 yeah like what's the point he's gonna he when he beats you up he wants to see like

00:47:52.600 do it in style i guess all right honestly i think i think he's disqualified by treat

00:47:58.500 nasheed standards from saying that because he's not he's not an american black that's true he's

00:48:05.620 actually an african black by the way uh bono does why do i see i don't know who that is but they said

00:48:11.000 read for the love of fuck just cut your hair into a bullet you look at emo toby mcguire

00:48:15.660 emo toby mcguire toby mcguire that's just spider-man 3 yeah i could do that the stupid

00:48:24.680 dance down the sidewalk or whatever i love that fucking top said most fighters do it so your

00:48:32.220 nails don't break especially on your toes i also think too if you go to that point where you're that

00:48:36.460 rich and you're taking that good of care of your body i don't know like what the fuck else you got

00:48:40.360 to do like dude i remember uh going white water rafting and the raft guides had painted their

00:48:45.260 toenails uh because it apparently stops like your toenails from getting all moldy and shit

00:48:50.920 from all the water clear they don't just no like they were like the one one guy was like had like

00:48:56.540 pink toenails and he was like a big burly man like he wouldn't he was just like a great guy

00:49:01.100 we call that a bear i believe well whatever i mean i guess i'm the piece of shit because i don't

00:49:07.660 have great nail care well i have horrible nail care but i feel like if i was like rich into that

00:49:13.900 point there's like y'all bite your fingernails don't you yeah yeah i do actually yeah you fucking

00:49:19.020 faggots that's so gross i've got no nails you don't because you handle garbage all day so you

00:49:24.160 you toss in some garbage and you're in the truck so are you on like the back of the truck or you drive

00:49:30.720 the truck or what do you do i've done he's actually the arm so you know the arm that comes out it's

00:49:36.360 actually with him and he just grabs them and they just fucking lift and flip them over and they

00:49:40.720 shake his ass that's pretty sweet i've done both i started off as a ground man collector and now i do

00:49:48.700 the the robo arm so you don't even have to throw the can in anymore it just gets it off the side of

00:49:55.880 i still do i still do because people mexicans i mean people put their

00:50:01.960 they put their can like butted up against their front bumper and shit and yeah i'll miss i would

00:50:11.520 love to like set it in the back of their flatbed or like demolish their car peel it like a can of tuna

00:50:18.700 dude i wish someone would put their cans against my bumper

00:50:21.380 i said i wish someone would put their cans against my bumper

00:50:26.240 so have you done roll-offs too or like everything or just the typical like can stuff

00:50:35.060 i haven't done roll-offs and i haven't done front load but i'm sure i could

00:50:39.160 this is riveting discussion

00:50:42.300 just like cole's civil engineering discussion that was in a different podcast and we

00:50:49.260 established it up front this is about civil engineering

00:50:51.960 look you got you got two cdl holders on the same podcast

00:50:56.500 deal with it yeah uh by the way andy did uh rogue did ask and you probably get this a lot

00:51:02.760 uh what's the grossest thing you've seen in people's trash i was gonna ask that too yeah good

00:51:06.780 question hmm the grossest thing i've seen well all the garbage men even and so i've done

00:51:15.780 trash in two states and this joke kind of transferred over uh there wasn't any any communication but

00:51:26.900 every garbage man knows about moving rice which is maggots yeah

00:51:31.680 back in tennessee i did i did downtown like commercial trash in nashville and here i do

00:51:43.080 residential and when i was doing commercial i was doing a rear load and here i'm doing a side load

00:51:50.760 so i don't in the side load i don't get to see it as much but sometimes the smell will like walk

00:51:56.860 through the vents and that fucking sucks that's bad engineering to have like this smell so up in

00:52:02.880 new england i knew a guy who he was a mechanic and he worked on garbage trucks and he would call he

00:52:09.740 he said that some garbage guys would get this like fungus that started growing on them called

00:52:16.120 they called it the creeping crud have you ever heard of that yeah what is it exactly explain to

00:52:23.860 the audience i have never had the creeping crud and i don't know a lot about it i try to well

00:52:31.040 when it comes to women i'm not very sanitary but when it comes to myself i'm pretty sanitary

00:52:36.200 oh my god

00:52:38.120 as far as i know it's like when athlete's foot goes beyond the foot

00:52:47.880 and takes over other sectors of the body yeah yeah it's all right i just got it from like

00:52:57.320 in the garbage with all the bacteria all the time or whatever right isn't that how they get it or

00:53:02.180 yeah it's like the israel yeah they keep fucking in the garbage cans and they just really it's really

00:53:09.800 spreads really quickly after that it's basically a new type of std but only the garbage people get

00:53:14.880 guys correlation doesn't mean causation i think it may just be as simple as the type of people that

00:53:19.580 garbage work attracts

00:53:20.680 look we're all repaying our debt to society in some way or another

00:53:28.420 when andy started talking about maggots i assumed he was gonna say he found a dead body in the trash

00:53:33.680 you've heard that story right about the homeless people hiding in the dumpster

00:53:38.820 oh yeah yeah we i am i am uh rothbard's 90s answer to the homeless

00:53:46.940 you you would rather the garbage man do it than the police do it unleash the garbage man

00:53:53.760 unleash the garbage man

00:53:55.440 yeah but there's this story about these homeless people spent they like spent the night in a dumpster

00:54:02.300 and then a front load truck came up and just dumped them into the truck and fucking crushed them

00:54:08.360 no that's not just one story that happened i'm sure it's multiple times a year yeah i was gonna

00:54:14.780 say i think that's probably happened a lot yeah and i think i've probably seen nothing of value was lost

00:54:19.680 i think i've seen some true crime stories where that has happened to somebody and they don't know

00:54:26.440 if the person was already dead before that or not it's like were they murdered and it was their

00:54:31.680 their body that uh got crushed or were they still i don't know if they got crushed i don't know

00:54:36.680 what these stab wounds are but i'm gonna go with crushed by garbage that's right yeah it's probably

00:54:42.600 kind of hard to tell after they get crushed like trying to do it oh yeah i think this bullet wound

00:54:49.140 came way later i don't know would you be able to tell if somebody was like beaten to death or something

00:54:53.840 if they were then crushed by a trash this could even happen in a residential scenario

00:54:59.700 and i would never know i've got a camera in the hopper so unless you're just like a lazy murderer

00:55:05.920 and decide not to bag your human courts

00:55:08.780 i would that's the only way i would know if you bag it then you know i'm paying attention to

00:55:17.260 the next can up down the road i'm i don't give a fuck dude you could say to your boss if it happens

00:55:22.740 like i'm sorry i thought i was just watching star wars from the fucking garbage compactor scene i

00:55:28.240 forgot i was watching the live feed of my hopper andy has now said maggot and baggot tonight

00:55:34.560 it's actually he said it hit all three all right we got the triple crown that's better than an egot

00:55:41.520 don't even think i think it would be really easy probably to get away with murdering someone

00:55:46.860 uh i mean you made that even more obvious there uh i mean yeah yeah jose's just had this calculating

00:55:52.860 look this whole time while he's listening this whole thing he's just like have you ever seen

00:55:57.280 there's a really funny edit of not murder advice in case the sec yeah we are not we were talking to

00:56:03.760 the group chat earlier like or i said i was like uh i've always wondered if i could kill a woman with

00:56:09.420 one punch and it's like i don't know i've thought about i think about 25 percent of the time i probably

00:56:16.080 could you know like just right really healthy for your image there jose well it's a really

00:56:22.320 forbidden experiment you can't do it it's just a thought a thought experiment did you guys see what

00:56:26.880 matt walsh tweeted out i think he deleted it but it was something about how i usually keep up with

00:56:31.760 matt walsh's tweets so yeah no but dude it was it was like the left doesn't hide any of their feelings

00:56:37.680 all of us have urges to sexually or physically abuse children but we don't and the what he did not

00:56:46.060 he said something like that we gotta find it and bring it up guys let's all be honest with

00:56:50.860 ourselves here we all want to rape kids he said no just don't do it we just don't that's gonna get

00:56:59.020 clipped no that's true that's such a bad clip oh my god the content i'm quoting matt walsh guys

00:57:06.940 i'm quoting that is russell okay

00:57:08.940 oh i'll say there's a really there's a really funny edit of joe rogan not saying the n-word

00:57:17.240 but a different one where he's talking with tom segura and burt kreischer and it's edited to sound

00:57:23.540 like joe rogan really wants to kill somebody and he's like oh i know where to hide a body he was

00:57:27.740 like i can't find a place he was like i just have he's like i have urges he's like i really want to do

00:57:31.680 this and then like and like dude it's so funny it's just all them going around like talking about

00:57:36.800 killing people but again i don't i feel like people that get caught for murder are just absolute idiots

00:57:42.900 like i just i feel like this is a lot easier than they make it seem like how do you do something as

00:57:47.740 life-changing as kill someone without thinking it through well think about this think about what

00:57:53.580 they show on tv it's it's pro like police propaganda basically it's like look the police found

00:57:59.180 the murderer in this case it's like well yeah but how many how many of these cases do they not solve

00:58:03.840 it at all yeah but at the same time i think a lot of people blow it for themselves just by like

00:58:09.720 not being being impulsive like or you know it's like a he the moment thing or they're just basically

00:58:16.060 just being stupid or caving quick well there's a tom segura joke about this about it was like he

00:58:21.780 watches uh 48 hours so which follow the first 48 hours after a murder or something like that and he

00:58:27.560 was like you wouldn't believe just how many murders are done straight up in daylight in like

00:58:32.780 in public areas and like they're just like you saw that it was just right over there it's like yeah

00:58:37.040 he murdered that yes yes it's called chicago that's true all right there you go toad all right let's see

00:58:44.760 this is it conservatives who want to murder the unborn or who want to force a perverted gender

00:58:53.320 ideology on children no way we all have sexual and or violent urges toward children but the left

00:58:59.780 doesn't seem to think you should even repress those schools holy shit that is what there is no way that

00:59:06.800 it's real he said what we were all thinking no i'm kidding i mean i guess that could be fake i don't

00:59:14.100 know but i don't know but i saw it today so god matt walsh and true libertarian fashion

00:59:24.820 matt walsh graduated from renegade university and he is

00:59:29.600 all right this is pretty funny tyler tyler yankee said jose's right criminals are stupid

00:59:37.400 announced their plans on the podcast i honestly think i could probably completely lay out my plan

00:59:41.880 if i were to supposedly kill someone on the podcast completely what i did and i still probably wouldn't

00:59:47.620 get caught i mean unless i fucking puss out and admit to it or some shit like this is all theoretical

00:59:52.060 like you can't prove it like if you don't need evidence nobody no crime toad straight up showed

00:59:57.960 his dms to our group chat and the thing that he said was marjorie taylor green would be fucking

01:00:04.720 insane if her face was even remotely attractive i forgot to hide that

01:00:08.340 wait wait read read just showed that yeah there wasn't anything too bad but i forgot to hide that

01:00:19.940 it wasn't before that because after the uh after i need i need a cat i need a cat milk update how far

01:00:26.540 away are we oh yeah yeah we're still we're still at 33 bucks we need 17 dollars guys come on pump out

01:00:31.520 the cash uh don't worry about it guys but um at least it wasn't jose because jose mentioned about

01:00:38.000 punching and killing a woman with one punch after that something was said that was really funny but

01:00:42.780 would also go really badly if we put it out there so i'm glad that didn't get shown

01:00:47.580 and no we're not gonna tell you i i don't even remember this yeah i don't know what you're

01:00:53.320 talking about dude let me make it weird i'll bring it up i'll just show it i'll just show it

01:00:58.920 really oh god no i'm not gonna show it i'm telling you it's not it would not be good

01:01:04.620 so are people mad about the transatlantic slave trade because they were all trans slaves and that's

01:01:11.760 these are this is uh reading garbage mains uh tweet uh drafts here we go just run down the list

01:01:23.740 and we'll just go through them all didn't we realize today that only 40 percent of our of tower

01:01:28.500 power hour hasn't been doxxed isn't that what we found out yes yeah so uh supposedly i guess a couple

01:01:35.840 of them are kind of unconfirmed like some semi-unconfirmed or one of them is one of them

01:01:39.880 is yeah yeah so toad may or may not have gotten doxxed today uh maybe for like 30 seconds toad got

01:01:47.260 doxxed but yeah nobody's able to find a screenshot but there was multiple people who said it happened

01:01:51.760 so i don't know yeah we had beef today for no fucking reason like it's a very weird thing that

01:01:57.140 happens to us where beef comes up we didn't start the beef it just kind of comes in our lap and we have

01:02:02.620 to deal with it i thought you were talking about the brisket i had earlier but yeah yeah that's

01:02:07.100 what i'm talking about yeah no no no twitter no no no nobody nobody important on twitter had said

01:02:12.600 anything about us today no one yeah some 140 pound looking crackhead old person fucking i guess had

01:02:19.160 beef from forever ago because supposedly there was this one dude who came at me and then i i literally

01:02:25.040 just i think i quote tweeted it and blocked him and i like was like blocked kind of deal i don't

01:02:28.600 remember what i said and then immediately after that supposedly the dude got doxxed and then they're

01:02:33.300 like whoa look jose doxxed him i'm like no i didn't and then we we all immediately were like

01:02:37.520 show proof like we i don't think any of us did this but show proof and the funny thing is that

01:02:44.100 initially if i remember correctly it wasn't even that they said we did it but the way the rumor mill

01:02:49.420 works online is it changes like slowly changes like initially it was oh one of your telephone yeah

01:02:55.920 yeah initially it was one of your friends threatened him or doxxed him and then eventually

01:03:00.660 it became one of you guys specifically doxxed him and called his kid which apparently we come to find

01:03:07.100 out today the the dude's kids aren't even like the age where you could call them yeah he has a baby

01:03:12.700 and a fetus an unborn kid apparently or something like like congratulations i have no problem with the

01:03:19.580 dude that whatever like he may may have had like twitter beef with you over like some stupid tweet

01:03:24.800 but i didn't even know i didn't dox the guy i definitely care that much we have no problem

01:03:29.520 with the guy don't even know who he i did never interacted with him is this hand of glory or whoever

01:03:34.500 yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't even know his name i just like can i play devil's advocate for a minute

01:03:40.460 sure absolutely please just see where it goes uh you guys don't do yourselves any favor optics check

01:03:48.240 wise right and that's like intentional no it is yeah it's yeah yeah i don't care be mad be salty i don't

01:03:57.620 give a fuck and liberty twitter is such a small circle that it's gonna turn into a quick game of

01:04:05.840 telephone any any fucking not to get too gay or nothing but any fucking rivalry or adversarial

01:04:15.420 ego clash is gonna get magnified by a thousand percent because it just spins around the fucking

01:04:22.940 satanic shit cycle of twitter yeah how is this playing devil's advocate

01:04:28.900 what he's saying is like and basically i'm trying to justify like these the people that are upset or

01:04:39.000 whatever claiming this shit are probably too dumb to realize what they're doing oh yes exactly

01:04:45.180 i think there's some people caught in the crossfire who might actually think we're doing the stuff

01:04:53.540 they're saying but the people who are just making shit up like fuck them those people and even then

01:04:58.880 the people get caught in the crossfire if you're so fucking gullible to where like someone will be

01:05:04.280 like hey so-and-so dox the money they go oh yeah fuck them like if that's your immediate response

01:05:08.920 that it's like yeah like even with a friend i would be like do you have something you could show me so

01:05:13.480 at least have a grounding of an idea of what we're talking about here and none of us have doxed

01:05:18.240 anybody and three out of the five of us have been doxed well no no no no here toad well here's the

01:05:23.680 thing to like again today we believe some we have been told that that you were

01:05:28.660 doxed like someone put out your facebook on twitter like your facebook profile but none of

01:05:33.960 us like went on on twitter and called and said hey you doxed toad fuck you fuck all you i think

01:05:39.680 one of our messages was literally we need proof first yeah and it's something that's very weird

01:05:45.440 of like i'm guessing that they looked at like whenever they said hey you doxed hand to glory

01:05:51.500 and we said do you have proof of that they took that as we yes we did dox them but you don't have

01:05:57.620 proof so you can't prove it so that's literally like how i believe that they read that and they

01:06:03.160 and then because we didn't and which is weird because i'm pretty sure we did deny it we said

01:06:07.760 we didn't dox them multiple times we were like we didn't dox them do you have any proof of this of

01:06:11.860 and and honestly all of us would probably be like who doc because we don't want anybody dox who dox

01:06:17.480 this guy tell us we'll kill we'll go and like absolutely shame the person that actually did do this

01:06:23.640 we even at one point was like let us know because if it's one of us we want to know and we'll say

01:06:27.620 fuck them like right if one of us dox someone like you would need a really good reason for us to be

01:06:34.880 like yeah you could keep hanging out with us or be on the show or whatever like yeah it was you know

01:06:38.900 it's ridiculous and that's i think they just actually were just like you didn't deny it so

01:06:44.820 you did it and then all every everything that you're doing after that is just deflecting of you

01:06:50.560 actually doing it and actually and then prove that you did it somehow which is a very weird thing

01:06:55.360 which it's very funny because all of us for this whole time anytime someone has accused us of shit

01:07:00.800 we know we didn't do we literally respond with just making fun of them or making fun of the situation

01:07:05.960 and then like this then like it was actually something got very mad he was like you keep

01:07:09.560 making jokes about this like yeah we keep that's all we can do fuck you we don't give a fuck like you

01:07:14.560 you look like a retard when you come after us because yeah we left out the context he he he

01:07:20.380 challenged us uh like this all got brought up again because he challenged us to go to childerberg

01:07:27.120 which by the way is in texas very far away from all of us and and definitely kind of just like

01:07:33.580 yeah it was basically this implied like if you don't do this you're a pussy and it was like come

01:07:38.220 down to childerberg we'll do a charity event a boxing event which one this dude a hundred percent

01:07:44.000 my arms are bigger than his legs i'm not even kidding yeah like and it's not even like i have

01:07:49.300 huge arms like they're decent he is skinny as fuck okay well thank you guys um i just gotta throw in

01:07:56.240 that matt walsh tweet is fake just found yeah i was about to say yeah it's no fucking yeah

01:08:01.560 he was very much having trouble reading the room with that one

01:08:07.340 yeah he was actually in an elementary school apparently it originates on uh reddit someone

01:08:15.640 on reddit made it and so yeah it's fake there you go and by the way this guy jose is talking about

01:08:22.100 all i can figure is that this is a guy who was like in the like original tower gang like a long

01:08:26.840 ass time ago and i think he's just butthurt that's what it is i can't think i don't really

01:08:32.700 know him like i genuinely think he's just not a very bright person and he's what if he's close

01:08:37.820 friends what if he's just trolling what if he's just honestly if he was then we've fallen into it a

01:08:44.800 little bit yeah yeah if he was trolling i can i'll give him credit but it's so it's a very weird

01:08:49.640 troll to last months like but it's like but like take a break in between it's just like he it is saying

01:08:55.300 the same exact shit like it's very even if it's a troll it's stupid because it's not even like

01:08:59.180 nothing about that is even like funny it's just like just weird it's like when someone's like

01:09:04.220 haha i pranked you i stabbed your dog you're like okay it's tough to joke about doxing on twitter

01:09:12.560 with people you don't personally know yeah it's like doxing is also like one of the like

01:09:19.180 it really is one of the things that is so i mean on twitter like we'll joke about anything and

01:09:25.180 like we'll do just about anything but like doxing is the one where we're like nope there's no

01:09:29.240 nobody has any room for a doxer like i legitimately a doxer yeah i even said earlier

01:09:35.140 you would need a very good reason i can't even imagine the reason the only reason i could even

01:09:41.780 think of to dox someone would it be like if you had knowledge that they did some heinous act

01:09:47.880 and like verifiable or something insane it'd be a very weird circumstance even then why would

01:09:53.400 your reaction be to dox them yeah exactly that's what i'm saying i can't i struggle to even imagine

01:09:57.640 a scenario in which i would find acceptable you know i mean unless it's like someone tweeted i like

01:10:03.080 to diddle kids and i fuck them all the time i can understand being like someone like someone find

01:10:08.300 this motherfucker's address which by the way i even i because unless they were completely you would

01:10:13.620 have to know they're being completely serious about that too and i was joking because i actually

01:10:17.420 someone else did also like not dox but they screenshotted uh something i sent in discord to a

01:10:24.460 to um a discord server on it the clip what cole said in this episode actually yeah yes by the way

01:10:30.440 sorry i didn't mean to throw you off but with like i know we mentioned with toad that we think he may

01:10:35.920 have got dox we're being very clear and we think we think we think because i know how everyone wants

01:10:40.880 to jump to sides no one's even asking anyone to take sides for one but if you were to take sides

01:10:45.540 or whatever we wouldn't expect you to do it based off of zero nothing that's why when this first

01:10:51.400 happened we were like did anyone snag a screenshot in time and no one's like nope so we're like okay

01:10:55.760 like by the way this is really funny uh reed harted said send popo to find him and then el popo says

01:11:01.240 sup niggas you rang it's like what's up like someone put up the wigger uh batman signal and

01:11:08.980 it's amazing yeah he only shows up the episodes clint's not here yeah clint is in order to be found

01:11:16.620 and andy's here and jose's here so jose do you have anything to say to popo and uh after

01:11:21.440 no just by the way i've never watched it i was all i have to say to him is okay

01:11:27.280 i i donated to neocon remover again and that was that was the extent of it i don't watch it though

01:11:36.200 jose we should have come struck an agreement for you to change your youtube channel to okay jose

01:11:41.980 you need to do it you need to do it no do you have anything to say to mr polpo

01:11:48.420 that might not even be polpo it might just be someone fucking with us right you're welcome to

01:11:54.060 think that i'm pretty sure i think polpo on youtube is ace oh that's actually pretty good

01:12:01.420 it's a little inception there the funny thing is i saw the el pulpo and i immediately assumed that

01:12:05.780 was just someone else who changed their name real quick to do it maybe it's ace i don't know i'm just

01:12:12.540 a guy who likes likes other guys doing cool shit so i like jose and polpo that puts me in a precocious

01:12:18.940 position the fence sitter position but i don't give a shit i still like no it's just like us

01:12:23.580 for straight men having straight sex with each other you know it's not gay so right exactly i

01:12:28.740 like bubble too by the way i don't necessarily have any hate for him it's just yeah so do i just

01:12:32.340 but like yeah like he put out a dope tweet today i don't have him blocked right now like generally

01:12:36.400 my generally my uh my kind of policy is like if you're someone that i had blocked and then you

01:12:41.420 come back from a block like say your account gets nuked i usually just to me i see that like okay

01:12:46.340 well this is kind of my second chance let's see how this goes you know i'm like i don't even know

01:12:51.100 polpo and i joined this show like months after it started so like i don't know like any beef

01:12:58.100 between us is weird i don't even get it all right polpo can you uh if this actually is you i do i

01:13:03.300 found out something today about you and i want to get it confirmed did you in the early internet days

01:13:09.080 did you make up fake numbers for celebrities and then put them on a server and then so people would

01:13:13.460 call them and they would just be you and you would answer because i really want to know that this is

01:13:17.140 true and you basically like i mean uh it sounds uh pretty plausible and it sounds

01:13:22.800 but i really want to know that because uh that's it's something i heard today and i was like that's

01:13:32.300 pretty funny because then technically uh she said what okay so maybe not maybe not okay it does sound

01:13:39.140 like a very polpo thing though i feel like someone made this is an impersonator that he's doing a good

01:13:43.020 job he really is yeah that's totally something i'd do to my wife just like make up this grand story

01:13:48.040 and just say it seriously and just never correct her that i was making it all up that way she could do

01:13:53.680 what that way she could do what you just did and give this grand story and then people be like what

01:13:57.620 the fuck are you talking about that never happened you dumbass what we found out is that jose

01:14:02.920 punches women and then he tells them he didn't do it

01:14:05.620 why would i fucking cop up to it i don't want to go to jail

01:14:11.020 joking guys or don't think i'm joking i genuinely don't care

01:14:18.960 oh you don't want celebrity phone numbers but not what they it wasn't what the celebrities call you

01:14:24.340 what it was is someone said that you would you had a some type of thing where it was like leaked

01:14:30.420 celebrity phone numbers uh yeah okay maybe that's what you said that's what i was saying

01:14:34.680 it was leaked celebrity phone number the phone book that you found with and we pranked okay so

01:14:39.420 yeah okay and that's what that's what i'll just yeah that's basically what they were legit celebrity

01:14:44.380 numbers or was it like i thought you're saying he's trolling people to be like this is their

01:14:48.040 numbers and people just call random ass that's what i understand but hey jennifer lopez

01:14:52.560 yeah i know you know who told it to me and it's a very it's a very good guy i love that it's

01:15:00.620 i'm not gonna give up who told it to me but uh it was because apparently that person also like

01:15:06.560 uh found that website and called it and actually popo did pick up it was like a very it was a very

01:15:12.060 weird thing before they even knew each other i believe so it's very cool that's kind of beautiful

01:15:16.160 whoever that is yeah yeah we're in love story we're so opposed to doxing that we also will not

01:15:22.560 dox uh polvo's fake celebrity phone numbers so um what was i gonna say about that fuck i totally

01:15:32.120 forgot what i was gonna say polvo come on just uh come on we'll send you the invite you just get

01:15:36.400 on here and we'll finish up we have like we're at hour 15 right now we're bring them on for a two

01:15:42.620 minute segment yeah that's usually i'm sorry i got this a secondhand story and i just i'm just

01:15:49.340 relaying it third-handed off of so it's it don't uh don't hate me for butchering the story i just i

01:15:55.420 just remember there was something with you old internet and and celebrity phone numbers so he said

01:16:00.640 okay but i only got five minutes oh polvo's got to be at work soon i believe don't fucking dox him

01:16:09.180 dude were any of y'all a part of old internet like like that type of internet where it was like

01:16:15.380 wild west where it was just like people just putting crazy shit because i wasn't old internet

01:16:19.380 what does that even mean i am like internet like internet before like is it we took dial-up are we

01:16:26.440 talking before myspace so dial-up times yeah yeah i remember fucking being done busting before the

01:16:34.360 titties are basically completely even yeah same oh yeah look at that chick's neck man

01:16:39.840 when when e-bombs world was a form of social media yeah oh i thought you were talking about like

01:16:46.360 usenet i remember being horrified one time when it was scrolling down and then it was a wiener and i

01:16:52.920 was like oh god

01:16:53.560 it's a chick with a dick right so you've already nutted once you've seen the tits and then

01:17:03.940 like slightly after that you see that she has a dick oh i think that's how people become gay

01:17:08.940 as they do that and then like read that moment where they're about to nut that then the wiener

01:17:13.340 pops out and they can't stop because you're not and they're just like well i mean it wasn't bad like

01:17:18.860 i still nutted i mean i guess well now they're just like monkey brain associating those two things

01:17:23.900 and they just they go back to the same picture and then they do the same thing again and then but

01:17:29.060 but then after that it's ingrained their game and then they realize dicks are more likely to be on

01:17:34.040 dudes you know and then they kind of like transfers over you know we discovered the the path to gay

01:17:39.440 what was your first porn story me anybody all of y'all because mine's pretty funny actually

01:17:46.860 mean like the first time you saw a good porn story no the first time i don't even know like

01:17:51.880 i don't recall my first time i was beating my dick before shit came out

01:17:57.080 dude you know how terrifying that was you know what terrifying is the first time shit comes out

01:18:03.600 and you've been doing it you're like what the fuck just happened yeah well as we all know my dick is

01:18:11.240 crying well as we all know with me i heard it i'm pretty sure i said something to my stepdad and he

01:18:17.040 was like he kind of had this look like don't fucking talk like just kind of look away quiet i was like

01:18:24.300 in my head i remember like oh he knows because i remember asking because like why does stuff come

01:18:31.640 out of my wiener or some shit he was like there's no way that i could remember like what was the first

01:18:38.640 porn that i ever looked at and i have no idea it was some dial up i was looking at some naked woman

01:18:43.360 that's dude and i didn't even beat off the first time i ever watched porn like it was uh it was uh

01:18:48.080 because i still it took years until after that but i was i can't remember if i was like

01:18:52.760 does it count if it's like were you brought up like really really religiously like yes yeah yeah

01:18:57.120 where you can't no no no yeah i got in a lot of trouble i got in a lot of trouble

01:19:01.680 dude when i got caught the first time um i wasn't allowed to use the internet at home

01:19:07.860 for a year alone like i had there had to be someone i'll give i'll give my story does it count if it's

01:19:13.560 pre-internet pre-internet in the household like squiggly lines on showtime me oh that's a good one

01:19:19.960 yeah just straight up porno magazines like you got your dad yeah uh like a little magazine a

01:19:24.740 hustler magazine your dad's playboy stash yeah my parents caught me when i was probably like 11

01:19:30.020 i guess i don't know how it worked but they found the transcripts online somehow and at that point in

01:19:35.080 time when i was like 11 i used to go on aol fucking chat and pretend i was like i i think i found a

01:19:40.920 picture of like a hot dude and be like like i was some 32 year old businessman or some shit

01:19:45.360 and my mom like and my stepdad and fucking found this shit i remember them reading the fucking shit

01:19:55.160 to me and being like so fucking embarrassed because i'm just like for me i'm like i found

01:19:59.060 the ultimate scam i can get these women to talk all dirty and show me their titties

01:20:02.600 well i remember it was jose jose the fucking dollop catfish i didn't know how to use incognito

01:20:09.980 window because i we were like extremely uh like computer illiterate but you learned

01:20:15.640 on google you could like delete the history but it wouldn't really it wouldn't delete like

01:20:23.420 the address that had been visited in the top bar so yeah yeah that's right it was that dark purple

01:20:28.940 my dad one morning he went to go look at the news so he just i think he was looking on cnn so he just

01:20:36.780 pressed c and then all the address results so then he went d e f g you know like all the way

01:20:47.740 through the alphabet oh my god this could be a fun game doing porn sites for each letter

01:20:52.480 and then he made me like so he made me tell my brothers he made me tell my younger brothers that

01:20:59.800 i'd done porn and like how embarrassed i was i feel like he said it that way too go tell your

01:21:04.960 brothers you done porn yeah exactly no dude i'll tell you mine so i remember uh it was i was at my

01:21:11.820 grandparent's house uh rest in peace grandpa um but i was i was at my grandparent's house and i must

01:21:19.220 have been like 11 or 12 and i remember that we were watching the um high school musical behind the

01:21:26.740 scenes version where they would like put up like random facts about like high school musical during it

01:21:31.760 was like the first one and then my cousin just looks at me he was like you want to check out

01:21:36.020 sex.com and i was just like i swear to god and so i was like you know what why not you know if you

01:21:44.080 type in boobs in google so he literally types of sex.com and brings it up oh come on cole no i swear to god

01:21:52.300 and i still remember it's burning my image today it was a um it was like a thing about a it was the

01:21:58.620 pizza delivery guy kind of thing but what i remember the only thing i remember was like it

01:22:03.180 was a guy like he had the pizza box like like around his waist and i don't know what's in there

01:22:10.400 he pulls up with the pizza and there is a pizza in there and a hole cut out his dick it's through

01:22:16.000 the pizza in the pizza box and that's all i remember the original dick in the box 11 or 12

01:22:22.220 how old are you now how old are you 25 okay you okay this is where i realized like because i'm 30

01:22:27.780 so i remember and i also grew up in a rural area so i actually remember like being like seven or eight

01:22:33.520 and like but this is like the very early days of like dial-up and i remember being like with my

01:22:39.700 like it was nudie mags and like internet wasn't like a thing for that or you had to you had to call

01:22:44.460 the phone sex hotline oh no i remember being like eight year old my buddy and being like

01:22:50.920 he stole his nudie mag from his dad he's like what are those like what are they doing

01:22:56.520 yeah there were definitely a couple of times for me it was still it was dial-up internet but there

01:23:01.720 were definitely a couple of times where i'd be like with a friend be like hey you want to look

01:23:04.460 at some pictures of boobs wait together y'all would look at them together and yeah it was very gay

01:23:11.840 obviously i mean when you're a little kid you don't know you're just like dude these are tits

01:23:16.840 and i like them and i know you'll like them so let's share this moment together hey guys i gotta

01:23:22.960 run i gotta leave so oh wow sorry yeah this is just demonic for you uh it's bringing back too many

01:23:31.120 memories so all right drop your plug drop your plugs read uh i won't just because i have come on so

01:23:37.200 many times and just drop your plug don't make it all right fine read come on underscore coverdale

01:23:42.340 on twitter naturalist capitalist everywhere else so i'll catch you guys probably a good spot for

01:23:48.060 us to kill it too unless you guys want to meander along somehow by the way pope i don't know why

01:23:52.840 he said cole what the fuck i'm the ceo of tower gang so i don't know what i did he is the ceo of

01:23:57.880 tower gang according to the the only the only uh story according to the 51 49 percent

01:24:04.020 it was it was it was basically a split decision on that one if it was mma he got he it was 10 9 9 10

01:24:13.500 10 9 9 honestly i thought i was gonna get blown out too because i know the kind of friends popo

01:24:18.320 has kind of like larger following stuff so i assumed i just get blown out and also i knew that i didn't

01:24:24.060 have the catchy uh fucking strategy there i literally just addressed the i wasn't there to

01:24:29.280 slam i just kind of was like okay if it was something not worth arguing over i wouldn't

01:24:33.640 and it was something i had something to say to i would and that was it like it's all you were you

01:24:38.160 were being kind of a natural heel though like yeah popo wanted to come into it and just like have

01:24:44.320 an insult battle and you wouldn't give him the time of day yeah but like rogue liberty said i remember

01:24:49.580 my dad walking past my bedroom window right as i was well that's kind of really weird why do you

01:24:54.300 have a bedroom window was he outside and he was like he was richie castaldo let's not try to apply

01:25:02.880 logic to english yeah sorry sorry yeah sorry he was bedroom winner right as i was looking at a picture

01:25:07.340 of britney spears tits or something i got banned for years well uh once my sister i walked in i'd be

01:25:14.380 looking at a picture of a baconator so are you masturbating no okay i was like wait what

01:25:22.460 that makes it even more confusing that you weren't masturbating yeah you were just sitting there

01:25:28.940 looking at a baconator that's right salivating just baconator i have weight problems

01:25:36.140 all right well uh garbage you want to drop your plugs unfollow me on all platforms

01:25:43.700 you want to give them what to follow you

01:25:46.880 i'm having patrick mcfarlane from the libertarian institute tomorrow on my odyssey channel to talk

01:25:56.020 about u.s china policy if you've listened to liberty weekly some of it may be redundant but i'm gonna

01:26:02.120 try to try to milk like jose with his cats i'm gonna try to milk some simplistic someone's in 17

01:26:09.000 dollars right now

01:26:09.960 i'll reimburse you if you do oh let's forget we'll give you the money back just in 17 dollars

01:26:18.440 i don't care who it is he won't

01:26:20.200 what are we waiting like just fucking keep going guys you're like nope we're no we're waiting honestly

01:26:28.000 as long as as long as this takes we're gonna wait until we get 17 more dollars all right he got his

01:26:32.600 plugs in i'll get my plugs in uh fucking i have no way jose that's my show you can find me on youtube

01:26:37.500 all the major auto podcatchers and odyssey as well uh follow me on twitter at 2020 no way jose

01:26:42.820 i do have i did yesterday i did the fucking uh dave smith versus

01:26:48.500 all right we'll have to do the we'll have to do the beginning of next episode because it is late

01:26:56.680 it would take a few minutes to do i'll do the next episode no no no just over the next week

01:27:01.040 over the next week just like get and put it in the refrigerator and just compile you're overthinking

01:27:07.340 this oh probably read hard okay we went over now with a no so i feel like this institutes new rules

01:27:14.060 where somehow this plays in no no it doesn't you promised the people we got to do it on this

01:27:20.260 episode uh okay uh jose milks his cat no not on this episode we're already at the end i still think

01:27:27.240 if it's gonna be next episode you need to you need to milk your cat for the next week and put in just

01:27:31.660 something in the refrigerator old milk it's a refrigerator what are you talking about okay

01:27:36.520 i do have a little fucking like tiny tupperware thing now that my wife just got so it'll be perfect

01:27:41.520 for that yeah it just like build up just let this little and then just yeah that's fucked up we

01:27:46.840 promised the people we promised the people a cat yeah and it didn't come through until an hour and a

01:27:51.600 half i'm about to piss my pants i gotta fucking get out of here um yeah i don't even know what's

01:27:57.340 cat's milk that's true this might be the honor system on this one i can like

01:28:01.540 another 17 thank you adam you're a little late

01:28:08.300 no all right anyways i i will wait for you to go pee to bring the cat back into the room

01:28:16.640 no i i can get a fucking raper bed anyways it's a fucking hour and a half into this shit

01:28:21.120 all right i will do it next episode i will absolutely do it all right he's not gonna let

01:28:26.800 me live it down there's no way he's gonna let me do it next week next week yes this is how you

01:28:32.500 promote the next week i can even make little videos and send it to the group chat so you guys

01:28:36.900 can prove we can you have during the show like me like a video like boop boop like that way you

01:28:43.180 can prove to the world it happened okay that way i walk you through this i guess you could say i

01:28:48.000 swapped it out with milk but i i genuinely don't care like i mean whatever but i mean to some extent

01:28:53.040 you gotta take my word for it but i mean i could show you the type of where i put in everything i

01:28:56.960 don't know anyways the cat milking table you gotta scrape the cat cream off the top too just

01:29:03.700 yeah it'll be easier to milk too uh considering as you're getting closer to childbirth now

01:29:08.500 so um they'll have better production but uh anyways uh god damn it throw me off yesterday i

01:29:14.800 had my dave smith sal mayweather agroism versus politics uh thing wasn't really so much a debate

01:29:19.460 it kind of went into debate territory a little bit a couple times got sort of heated

01:29:22.840 uh right now that's only available on patreon so patreon.com is just no way jose 2020 if you

01:29:28.140 want to do that if not wait a week or you can go to odyssey it's already available on odyssey

01:29:32.300 that way i can incentivize you guys to go there uh and you don't have to pay me shit just go to

01:29:36.840 odyssey uh but yeah fucking i got that next week i'm actually i was it's weird to say this but i'm

01:29:43.540 almost more excited for this one than i was for the dave smith one because i have next week me

01:29:49.560 marcel dumas or goutreau i think his name is who's like i don't know if you guys are aware of him

01:29:53.820 he's great he's great smart as fuck dude yes smart as shit based i have him and crypt daddy coming on

01:30:02.900 and we're gonna basically kind of do a live reading slash breakdown of that article uh that came out

01:30:08.920 from cnn that was the like you know is the rogan's n-word moment like another january 6th moment

01:30:14.360 and like if you look at that article and you keep in mind how smart marcel is with like history and

01:30:21.300 stuff like it's gonna be good and it's also probably gonna be based as fuck because literally

01:30:26.180 we're basically talking about whether it's appropriate to use the word nigger and in

01:30:29.940 historical context we're gonna go big brain with nigger basically like which which is why you're

01:30:35.340 bringing crypt daddy on yeah well i think crypt daddy is something off of the conversation

01:30:39.940 yeah so i think it'll be interesting i'm really excited rogue liberty said you wanted two hundred

01:30:46.280 dollars to bake popo but fifty dollars for cat milk you have weird standards jose i explained that

01:30:52.520 two hundred dollars was that high because i didn't it was more to like get people to not do it and then

01:30:56.380 people didn't i was like fuck so really jose's bring on a historical genius and a comedic genius for

01:31:03.600 that episode yeah it's gonna be awesome yes it's but but best of both worlds uh your stupid plugs

01:31:08.760 yes i'm very excited for that episode i'm very excited i'm trying to promote it because i know

01:31:13.180 because it's not a big name it probably won't give as many views but we're going big brain on the

01:31:16.720 word nigger like what can what else can i say all right behind the pay a griff book paywall

01:31:22.840 huh yeah yeah because you're behind a wall what is behind the paywall the episode you're hyping up

01:31:31.640 yeah oh oh yeah the dave one is right now but or you can go to an honesty for free so i'm not

01:31:36.680 talking about this goddamn day you're promoting right now yeah exactly yeah yeah all right cool

01:31:45.920 all right i guess that's my plugs that's all i got so um tower king cole and then uh started a new

01:31:52.140 podcast it's um two and a half takes with me and some college buddies uh last night we had we streamed

01:31:57.980 on tower power on the tower gang um youtube channel it was me to toad came on we discussed

01:32:03.900 the super bowl we had some fun we also had a really funny time with uh carl malone uh carl malone

01:32:10.540 actually fucked a 13 year old and pregnant her when he was in college and then completely got off the

01:32:15.500 hook for it uh which is and it it went off the rails i mean we had a ton of fun with that but uh

01:32:22.120 next week what's that i said shout out to carl malone shout out to carl malone the mailman

01:32:28.200 always the mailman he's but uh but then next week hopefully um i'm gonna try to get liberty lockpot on

01:32:37.020 to discuss kobe because he's a huge kobe bryant fan and we want to discuss about how kobe bryant is

01:32:42.820 not a great is the most overrated basketball player ever so uh that's gonna try to happen

01:32:47.700 is a big rape fan big rape he does kind of look like someone to be a little bit date rapey like

01:32:53.860 you know what i mean it's the ball it's the ball that's what it is clint clint thinks that the best

01:32:58.860 two basketball players of all time are kobe bryant and carl malone so uh but yeah so that's uh two and

01:33:05.840 a half takes um we're gonna try to i am don't worry uh jose i'm gonna make a youtube channel just for

01:33:10.780 it probably stream to both i don't give a fuck what you say got a grift as much as i can um and then

01:33:16.460 also uh gonna make a twitter and also uh top lops is doing some fucking artwork for us so

01:33:21.920 really excited for it it's really fun go check it out i hope he makes an elaborate no and come back

01:33:27.340 to me when you have enough subscribers all right toad what you got anything uh yeah anarcho toad on

01:33:35.620 twitter obviously tower power hour and next week we'll be back on wednesday and jose will suck milk

01:33:41.900 from a cat's titty i'm not sucking milk from a cat's titty i will milk the cat into a small

01:33:46.740 container and i will you know i guess make some sort of video showing the proof of me milking the

01:33:51.460 cat and then drink it on there all right so tune in next week for that yeah it will be interesting

01:34:02.160 to have the talk of how it tastes because to see because you have to be very descriptive yes because

01:34:07.900 we went into that a little bit we did a good little bit in this episode of like what it tastes

01:34:11.300 like so it'd be good to match it up to see if our projections were correct yeah you gotta switch

01:34:15.380 it around sniff it adam it's gonna happen around like like a big fancy man adam don't worry it's

01:34:21.020 gonna happen he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna get him to swallow it and 25 25 just for the viewing

01:34:28.280 experience yeah we're gonna put this one behind a paywall we're gonna keep upping it it's just like

01:34:34.100 we're gonna do like jay and lewis with their bet right now if anyone's watching that we're just

01:34:38.720 constantly changing terms the big conception for autistic frat houses love it hey andy thanks for

01:34:49.080 coming on again love you man you're one of the greats on twitter we'll see you boys you're all

01:34:53.480 faggots fuck you fuck y'all fuck you faggots see you guys

Tower Gang - February 18, 2022

Ep 57 - Cat Milk Sommelier w⧸ Waste Mane

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