Tower Gang - Ep 59 - Neg Her - LP FL Recap w⧸ Duke Chastain & Flint

00:00:00.540 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.020 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.700 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:07.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.860 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.760 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:13.920 And now.

00:00:16.160 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.820 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.820 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.980 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.000 What? 1.00

00:00:30.580 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.100 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.540 You said nigger. 1.00

00:00:36.640 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:37.760 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.420 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.160 Free! 1.00

00:00:42.080 Free!

00:00:42.860 Free!

00:00:45.360 Welcome, everybody, to another episode of Tower Power Hour.

00:00:48.200 We have, as always, our host, Toad.

00:00:51.000 Cold.

00:00:51.540 What's up?

00:00:52.240 And our guests today, Flint and Duke Justine.

00:00:56.120 Welcome in.

00:00:57.140 This is Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown. 0.99

00:00:58.560 I just did five hours of straight streaming, and I'm out of my fucking mind. 0.99

00:01:02.300 Nice. 0.99

00:01:03.060 Perfect.

00:01:03.800 Beautiful.

00:01:04.720 Nice.

00:01:04.900 Were you saying, let's go Brandon the whole time, though?

00:01:07.660 No.

00:01:08.240 I was actually having to think.

00:01:09.980 And it was brutal.

00:01:10.940 Oh, no.

00:01:11.720 I'm so tired.

00:01:12.540 Thank you for five hours straight.

00:01:13.840 It's really hard. 0.99

00:01:15.000 Did you take a shit during it? 0.99

00:01:16.840 No, I just took a shit in between, though. 0.99

00:01:18.920 So I'm good. 0.98

00:01:19.560 Thank you.

00:01:19.800 Did you show pain?

00:01:20.840 No, it wasn't on the...

00:01:23.360 He didn't stream to Pornhub.

00:01:24.660 It was...

00:01:25.360 Well, then, no one's watching.

00:01:28.740 Okay?

00:01:30.340 Did you piss in a bottle like Jose does whenever he's just...

00:01:34.620 Which, by the way, Jose does piss in a bottle sometimes during the show.

00:01:38.300 Always.

00:01:39.060 Secret time.

00:01:39.920 Secret time.

00:01:40.400 I just went and watched Burt Kreischer last night.

00:01:42.260 Yeah.

00:01:42.560 Secret time.

00:01:43.100 Secret time.

00:01:43.580 And Jose, literally, if you see him, just kind of, like, he kind of...

00:01:47.400 There's a look on his face.

00:01:48.540 And now that we know it, we can see it.

00:01:50.940 Yeah.

00:01:51.140 He actually does piss in a bottle during the show.

00:01:53.260 Yeah.

00:01:53.540 I'm going to have a look on my face when I start watching, dude.

00:01:56.060 I think more importantly...

00:01:58.780 This is an incentive for me to watch. 0.98

00:02:00.600 He needs a prostate exam. 1.00

00:02:02.560 If he can't hold his fucking urine for an hour and a half, I'm getting nervous for him. 1.00

00:02:06.540 That's true. 1.00

00:02:07.960 Hell yeah.

00:02:08.960 I mean, he's pretty low ground, so maybe there's a lot of pressure on the prostate from gravity.

00:02:13.060 And just keeps pushing him in his bladder. 0.69

00:02:15.220 So he can't hold it, you know?

00:02:17.380 I was wondering why he always had that look of relief on his face at some point during the show.

00:02:21.940 Now we know.

00:02:22.980 I thought he was just coming, but if he isn't...

00:02:24.840 He's coming while he's being.

00:02:26.080 No, that's you.

00:02:26.700 No, but we all come before the show.

00:02:28.520 That's our pre-show, you know, rituals.

00:02:30.920 We all get together.

00:02:31.640 What about after?

00:02:33.060 I mean...

00:02:33.780 I mean, if it's a good show, I can definitely go another second round, you know?

00:02:38.920 There you go.

00:02:39.420 But fad show might not...

00:02:41.580 Might have to go, you know... 0.93

00:02:43.260 I mean, the show is a circle jerk, right? 0.97

00:02:45.740 The whole... 0.97

00:02:46.140 Oh, yeah.

00:02:46.500 True. 0.99

00:02:46.700 The whole show is a circle jerk.

00:02:47.860 So we do a literal circle jerk, and then we do a figurative one during the show.

00:02:51.760 Then afterwards, we also do circle jerk afterwards, because we're like, that was pretty good,

00:02:55.080 wasn't it?

00:02:55.420 Yeah, we did a good job.

00:02:56.480 That was really funny, Clint, with what you said.

00:02:58.280 Like, that's what we do.

00:02:59.180 That's our whole chat afterwards, just patting ourselves on the back.

00:03:03.000 Every episode's an LP convention.

00:03:04.920 The quality of the orgasm I have after is directly proportional to how closely I rip

00:03:10.400 off El Popo's jokes. 0.96

00:03:14.300 You guys ever get in a figure eight circle, or figure eight jerk, where it's like a circle

00:03:19.520 jerk, but it's a figure eight instead? 0.98

00:03:21.180 So if you're in the middle, you're jerking off, like, multiple dudes at once instead of... 0.99

00:03:24.840 That takes a lot of skill and a lot of molly, bud. 0.97

00:03:27.200 Yeah, that's... 1.00

00:03:28.120 I only have too much organization for a jerk. 0.99

00:03:30.280 There's a reason why it's only a circle. 0.99

00:03:31.540 It's very simple, you know, and you just gotta reach side to side.

00:03:35.140 Yeah, eight, you gotta go between legs, you gotta, you know... 0.97

00:03:37.940 You're getting comfortable, I mean, like, circle jerk, like, that's very... 0.99

00:03:41.540 You don't need to know your partner, you know, you don't need to know your neighbor, 0.99

00:03:44.540 but you're on through the legs, you're like kissing necks, like, circle...

00:03:47.980 Figure eight, I mean...

00:03:49.260 It's a lot of coordination.

00:03:51.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:52.860 By the way, the reason Flint and Duke are on tonight is because last weekend, me, Flint,

00:03:59.020 Duke, Clint, and also Jose, but he's not here tonight, we're all at the LP Florida Convention, 0.84

00:04:03.660 and we had a fucking blast. 0.93

00:04:05.540 It was a great time. 0.99

00:04:07.060 So we're just gonna relay some of the stories, because it was pretty wild, some of the shit 0.99

00:04:11.240 that happened. 0.97

00:04:12.280 I was not there.

00:04:13.740 Yeah, Toad was not there, so he's just gonna listen tonight and just throw in every so

00:04:16.980 often.

00:04:17.040 Toad, I wasn't there either.

00:04:18.220 I mean, my body was.

00:04:19.340 But I also wasn't there.

00:04:22.100 Flint reached another ethereal plane at some point.

00:04:25.340 He was looking down on all of us, just do things to his body.

00:04:28.520 Smiling. 0.99

00:04:28.960 Because he told us how much he wanted to cum. 0.99

00:04:31.100 So that's all he wanted to do. 0.99

00:04:32.380 A lot.

00:04:32.840 You said a lot.

00:04:33.580 A lot.

00:04:33.880 With everyone.

00:04:34.740 That is hot. 0.98

00:04:36.160 Yeah, Clint was doing astral projection, but by that, I mean he was cumming on other dudes' 1.00

00:04:41.500 asses. 1.00

00:04:42.580 Of course.

00:04:44.380 What else are you gonna do?

00:04:45.820 It's an LP convention.

00:04:47.000 There is very little women.

00:04:48.080 I gotta work with what I got.

00:04:50.460 Like two that are there.

00:04:52.420 Especially Flint.

00:04:54.360 I don't think I've ever in my life had a more overt sexual pickup from a dude than I did

00:05:02.000 Flint.

00:05:02.580 It was so good.

00:05:03.200 What did I say?

00:05:04.680 I'd love to know my line.

00:05:06.160 God, I wish I could remember. 0.98

00:05:07.400 It was fucking smooth, dude. 0.97

00:05:08.640 I was considering it. 0.97

00:05:09.580 I was like, that's weird.

00:05:10.520 I don't know, man.

00:05:11.540 No, I remember what you were talking about.

00:05:13.520 I can't remember what he was saying, but he definitely laid a line on you. 0.99

00:05:16.580 That was, I was like, damn. 0.98

00:05:18.620 That was, he was like, don't be stingy. 0.99

00:05:21.600 We can get out of here.

00:05:22.560 I was like, oh, this is, this is happening.

00:05:24.960 Okay.

00:05:25.080 At the same time.

00:05:25.960 Oh, yeah, hell yeah. 0.84

00:05:26.340 This is at the time where he is absolutely blasted.

00:05:29.700 He has, because, so what happened?

00:05:31.280 So on, that was on Saturday.

00:05:33.120 So on Friday was the first night.

00:05:35.960 Then the Mises conference.

00:05:36.520 I do remember Friday.

00:05:37.520 Okay.

00:05:37.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:38.020 Friday, we didn't get as fucked up. 0.95

00:05:39.380 Like, I, I got there with Elizabeth, uh, like Thursday morning to do, we stayed at Duke's 0.94

00:05:43.920 house literally Thursday morning at four o'clock in the morning.

00:05:47.180 And yeah, Duke didn't wake up.

00:05:49.040 And so we had to stand out of his house, outside his house.

00:05:50.840 I wake up to messages saying that he's pissing in my bushes out front.

00:05:54.440 And I did.

00:05:54.980 I took a piss in his bushes.

00:05:56.760 We got to mark your territory.

00:05:57.920 I did.

00:05:58.540 This is my house now.

00:06:00.780 Yeah.

00:06:01.000 At least for a couple of days. 0.89

00:06:02.120 Usually when I stay in another dude's house, I just piss on his wife, actually, to mark 1.00

00:06:06.360 my territory, but the couch, the TV, it's all mine now. 1.00

00:06:10.860 If you, if you pulled that shit at my house, Toad, you would not survive it. 1.00

00:06:15.680 Clint, you don't have a wife. 1.00

00:06:16.940 So unless, unless you and Ashton did something over this weekend. 0.98

00:06:19.540 You piss on Ashton.

00:06:20.660 You are not walking away from it, dude. 0.96

00:06:22.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:23.660 You got to give like a, you got to give them a couple of strokes first, you know, lick the 0.99

00:06:26.780 forehead. 0.99

00:06:27.340 It's all good.

00:06:28.260 After that, you're golden.

00:06:30.040 I know the move.

00:06:30.860 I made it.

00:06:31.460 Ashton, Ashton was a big Trump fan.

00:06:33.480 So I feel like she would be down with golden showers, right?

00:06:36.260 Done with the pee tape?

00:06:37.440 I doubt it.

00:06:38.840 I mean, it's half the reason why anyone would vote for him.

00:06:41.820 The only good reason.

00:06:42.820 Well, well, one problem was that.

00:06:44.840 Yeah.

00:06:45.880 Well, those women were Russian though. 1.00

00:06:47.560 So I don't know, I don't, I don't know if we're all talking about that anymore.

00:06:50.620 No, we can't talk about that anymore.

00:06:52.080 Unfortunately. 1.00

00:06:52.960 We have to get rid of Anastasia and everything like that because the Russians are so fucking 1.00

00:06:56.280 terrible. 1.00

00:06:56.660 I only drink Tito's vodka now because I'm a patriot.

00:07:03.620 It's time to get the Fenrin vodka.

00:07:06.320 That's just pretty good.

00:07:08.620 In the morning, by the way, like, so Friday morning, we get up there and Duke is like,

00:07:13.840 you want to, you want to smoke some?

00:07:15.540 And it's like eight o'clock.

00:07:16.580 I'm like, all right, this is, this is starting the weekend out right.

00:07:19.420 Like we smoke, he's like, he, he smokes a bowl and then he rolls a joint and we smoke

00:07:23.440 the joint after that.

00:07:24.180 I mean, it was like, and then we just, and then he was like Moscow mules, Moscow mules.

00:07:28.480 And then like, we drink.

00:07:29.720 So this is all before like nine o'clock.

00:07:32.020 Like we're all before any of us had anything to eat.

00:07:33.980 Hey, cool.

00:07:34.560 Show some respect.

00:07:35.460 Freedom mules.

00:07:36.380 Okay.

00:07:37.040 Yeah.

00:07:38.720 Freedom mules.

00:07:39.900 Okay.

00:07:40.140 They were in honor of the Russian liberators.

00:07:42.100 What are you talking about?

00:07:42.820 Oh, Oh, okay.

00:07:44.480 Pardon me.

00:07:45.680 I got out woke.

00:07:46.580 Don't get, don't get confused.

00:07:47.920 Flint.

00:07:48.100 This is a woke show.

00:07:49.540 And I got out woke.

00:07:51.020 I thought the Moscow mules were just the Russian chicks that you had come into the convention 1.00

00:07:55.460 that had drugs in their assholes. 1.00

00:07:58.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:58.840 And not, not confused with the Moscow cows who are like eights or not eights. 0.72

00:08:04.680 Those are the Moscow good ones.

00:08:08.040 What do I know?

00:08:08.920 I'm drinking.

00:08:09.420 What's up?

00:08:12.240 Which, so the highlight for me of the weekend, I'm going to go right off it. 0.98

00:08:16.880 Was meeting Dave Smith for the first time and fucking Duke. 0.95

00:08:20.620 Like when I, so we're walking into the convention. 0.99

00:08:22.760 Okay.

00:08:23.020 Let me, all right, let me do this.

00:08:24.140 Let me do this.

00:08:24.460 You do it.

00:08:25.160 So yeah, you go ahead.

00:08:26.000 So all day, like I take them out to lunch.

00:08:28.320 We're out on the river.

00:08:29.060 We're having a good time. 1.00

00:08:30.320 Getting fucking shit faced midway through the day. 0.99

00:08:32.600 And Cole keeps feeling like, oh, I mean, I've never met Dave in person. 1.00

00:08:36.940 He's like so nervous. 0.99

00:08:37.880 He's like a fucking little girl getting ready to meet like the Jonas Brothers or some shit 1.00

00:08:41.560 like that. 0.99

00:08:42.580 And so we finally get to the convention as, as we walk in, he, Dave Smith is like right

00:08:48.040 in front of us, like down the hallway, surrounded by people.

00:08:50.940 He's like, oh, how am I going to go up and like say hi to him?

00:08:53.520 So I grabbed Cole by his like shoulders and start running him towards Dave.

00:08:58.080 And I started yelling, what?

00:08:59.120 There he is, Cole.

00:09:00.600 Dave Smith's right there.

00:09:02.600 I love it.

00:09:03.980 And I'm wearing the fat Dave Smith shirt.

00:09:06.360 Yeah.

00:09:06.580 I'm wearing the fat Dave Smith shirt.

00:09:08.320 Dave's like reaching for his gun. 1.00

00:09:09.680 Like, fuck, it's coming. 1.00

00:09:10.600 It's happening. 1.00

00:09:11.220 I knew it was coming.

00:09:12.880 Dave Smith was great, actually.

00:09:14.340 Dave put me down three shots to the chest, one of the head.

00:09:17.080 I was out for the count. 1.00

00:09:18.360 Dude, Mozambique, that fucker, I knew it was coming. 1.00

00:09:20.420 I mean, fuck, he had protesters and shit, you know. 1.00

00:09:24.500 There he is. 1.00

00:09:25.940 That's not something you want to hear is a Jew, you know. 1.00

00:09:28.640 Did Black Lives Matter 757 finally show up?

00:09:32.240 Did they finally roll up to confront Dave?

00:09:34.580 No. 1.00

00:09:34.840 I think they were like two fucking practicing. 0.99

00:09:38.220 Yeah, didn't he have protesters? 0.99

00:09:40.280 No, he has protesters.

00:09:42.320 Probably in Pennsylvania.

00:09:43.800 Yeah, he says protesters.

00:09:45.240 That's so weird.

00:09:47.380 Walden titty, probably.

00:09:48.300 Yeah, Pennsylvania is just going to be Waldenberger and that Henry guy.

00:09:53.520 That's true. 1.00

00:09:54.520 So you have a fat guy and a faggot. 1.00

00:09:59.520 So then, like, Dave. 1.00

00:10:01.360 See you fangirl.

00:10:02.100 Oh, yeah, I fangirl.

00:10:03.060 I'm probably blushing.

00:10:05.440 I'm probably red as hell. 0.99

00:10:06.540 I look like fucking Duke's, like, beard. 1.00

00:10:08.300 I mean, I'm red. 0.99

00:10:09.560 And, like, and he, like, looks at me and he was like, you're not that big.

00:10:14.540 And I was like, no.

00:10:16.060 And he, like, spins me around.

00:10:18.040 He literally spins me around and, like, starts smacking my face.

00:10:21.320 It was very weird. 0.51

00:10:22.400 I was getting sexually harassed by Dave Smith.

00:10:24.580 Yeah, he couldn't have been happier. 0.87

00:10:26.160 He couldn't have been happier.

00:10:27.140 He actually was pretty happy.

00:10:28.460 It was, I mean, I felt good.

00:10:30.940 And then it was that night.

00:10:32.540 I felt good.

00:10:33.180 I liked it.

00:10:34.740 Where that made my wiener tingle.

00:10:37.740 Yeah.

00:10:38.440 Well, that's really, really weird, actually. 0.98

00:10:41.900 Because when Dave Smith met me, he just started jerking me off. 0.98

00:10:44.820 So. 0.99

00:10:45.380 Yeah.

00:10:46.520 Someone's got to make you come, man. 0.99

00:10:48.580 You know, you're just a piece of meat.

00:10:50.280 Cole is something that came from Dave Smith.

00:10:52.360 If it wasn't for Dave Smith, Cole would not be anything.

00:10:54.240 I would literally, no, I wouldn't be nothing.

00:10:56.040 Oh, I came from him.

00:10:58.160 Yeah.

00:10:59.360 Fair enough.

00:11:00.240 But that night was whenever the meme of me, like, explaining something to Dave.

00:11:06.080 And he's just standing there.

00:11:08.040 And also, Clint's, like, looking at me.

00:11:09.840 Because, I mean, Clint was right beside Dave the whole night.

00:11:12.720 Like, they were buddies all weekend.

00:11:14.340 Like, he was driving places.

00:11:15.660 I mean, they were, I mean, just two feet in a pod. 0.99

00:11:18.540 Damn, Miss Daisy. 1.00

00:11:19.940 He's a genuine friend now. 0.99

00:11:21.440 It's weird.

00:11:21.980 But, like, I'm honestly impressed with Dave.

00:11:24.660 It's weird.

00:11:25.560 But, yeah, I drove him to the Friday night speech.

00:11:29.040 Which I was fortunate enough to have a good angle on to video of.

00:11:32.560 And put that out. 0.98

00:11:33.300 And it went fucking bonkers viral. 0.97

00:11:35.320 I think it has, like, 60,000 views or something crazy. 0.99

00:11:38.400 Wait, what?

00:11:39.120 I didn't even watch it.

00:11:40.740 And I was there.

00:11:42.140 Well, it'll be deleted in four days.

00:11:44.320 So, make sure you get on it.

00:11:46.260 That's true.

00:11:47.000 Because we were out down by the beach, smoking and drinking.

00:11:51.560 Like, all of us, like, in a circle.

00:11:54.120 Oh, that's what was happening while we were, like, should we go in the water?

00:11:57.640 Everyone was, like, crammed into the freaking.

00:11:58.780 Should we run into the beach right now?

00:12:00.420 Yeah.

00:12:00.640 I think it was Josh.

00:12:01.460 Josh was just, like.

00:12:02.560 Josh wanted really bad to run into the water.

00:12:05.200 Like, I'll go if you guys go.

00:12:07.280 I mean, my shoes are off right now.

00:12:09.940 There was this little dive bar. 0.88

00:12:11.240 It totally had, like, American Revolution vibes with, like, Dave Smith up there fucking laying down the law as to what we're going to do to, you know, cause the revolution or something. 0.95

00:12:20.700 It was dope. 0.71

00:12:21.620 It was a really fun experience.

00:12:23.220 And then he wanted to go home early, so did Angela.

00:12:25.720 So, I just became the chauffeur for the night.

00:12:28.620 And then on Saturday night, I got to give my first ever live talk to a crowd, which was amazing.

00:12:34.580 It was only a panel, so it wasn't really a speech. 0.97

00:12:36.540 But, honestly, I do a lot better with that anyways, because, obviously, I have no shortage of capacity to just fucking rant on things. 0.96

00:12:44.060 To just talk. 0.85

00:12:45.020 Yeah.

00:12:45.420 I was like, this is perfect for me.

00:12:47.160 But now, because that was successful, I have been booked for four more state conventions where I'm actually going to be giving 30 to 60-minute speeches.

00:12:56.360 So, I am horrible.

00:12:57.820 Tell me.

00:12:59.140 By the way, so, during that, it was, I mean, so you and Dave did a great job.

00:13:04.540 I can't remember who the opposition was.

00:13:06.860 But they were so terrible.

00:13:08.160 And I can't remember the.

00:13:10.000 They were so bad.

00:13:11.280 I was an opposition.

00:13:13.080 I legitimately threw up.

00:13:14.960 Like, during the.

00:13:15.820 During.

00:13:16.060 He did.

00:13:16.500 I actually.

00:13:17.660 No, what happened was.

00:13:18.900 So, that morning or that, like, afternoon, like, at, like, 12 o'clock, me, Flint, and Davey, the previously known as Libertarian Friendship Simulator, all did a podcast together at the convention.

00:13:29.640 Yeah.

00:13:30.240 And a new project.

00:13:31.700 Yeah, the new project that we're going to try to do.

00:13:33.900 But then a guy named Theo, who apparently is very well known on Twitter before I was on Twitter.

00:13:40.080 Crowdfunded government, formerly known.

00:13:41.820 He was also on, not a podcast.

00:13:44.380 Okay.

00:13:44.620 He was, like, one of the original hosts.

00:13:46.520 I think I had him on back in, like, the first couple months of my show.

00:13:49.680 I could be wrong, though.

00:13:50.420 He's a smart guy.

00:13:51.640 I like him.

00:13:52.220 Yes, he's very smart.

00:13:53.880 And he goes, hey, take these edibles.

00:13:56.580 They'll be really, they're really good.

00:13:58.380 Yeah.

00:13:58.500 And he was, like, they're five milligram.

00:14:01.380 And I was, like.

00:14:02.180 They were not five milligram.

00:14:05.700 Dude, he hit you with. 1.00

00:14:06.600 Five milligram, you can't handle shit, Cole. 1.00

00:14:08.620 He hit you with the Joey Diaz. 1.00

00:14:10.320 He was, like, no, you fucking took the super dose. 1.00

00:14:13.180 You're dead now, son. 1.00

00:14:14.740 Remember when I said, take half? 1.00

00:14:16.960 And you were, like, nah, fuck that. 1.00

00:14:18.400 And you took it all. 1.00

00:14:18.960 And I was, like.

00:14:19.500 And I ate the whole thing.

00:14:19.700 And even Davey was, like, this is.

00:14:21.760 And he looked at Theo.

00:14:22.400 He said, Theo, is this actually five milligram?

00:14:24.380 He's, like, yeah, yeah, it's five milligram.

00:14:26.100 He's, like, I don't believe you.

00:14:27.580 And he was, like, I'm still going to take it.

00:14:28.720 That thing was probably 50, right, Flint?

00:14:30.260 That had to be 50.

00:14:30.960 Yeah, it's 50.

00:14:31.400 It's probably 50.

00:14:32.320 It was a Pat Crest Botanical table.

00:14:34.260 I don't think our promo code hard R still exists.

00:14:36.540 But if it does, promo code hard R.

00:14:38.780 Pat Crest Botanicals, man.

00:14:40.340 It's a local government.

00:14:41.820 Not local government.

00:14:43.560 It's a local business.

00:14:44.220 I'm drinking.

00:14:45.040 It's a local business.

00:14:46.240 What's up?

00:14:46.780 Pat Crest Botanicals.

00:14:47.980 Delta 8 there.

00:14:49.240 Promo code hard R if it still exists.

00:14:51.660 Anyways.

00:14:52.400 So he lied to you.

00:14:53.040 Support your local government.

00:14:54.080 Why Delta 8?

00:14:55.480 Why Delta 8?

00:14:56.700 Well, he gives me this, like, 50.

00:14:58.740 This was a Theo con, by the way.

00:15:01.100 Yes, it was a Theo con.

00:15:02.740 Hey.

00:15:03.480 And I eat it.

00:15:04.940 And at the same time, we're also drinking heavily, like, during the whole time.

00:15:08.960 I mean, I drink a huge Jack and Coke and all.

00:15:11.180 I mean, and so that happened at, like, 2 o'clock.

00:15:14.760 The thing with Clint was at 4.

00:15:16.580 And I'm sitting in there at the, in the back.

00:15:20.780 And it just feels like the whole weight of the world is just coming down.

00:15:26.100 Oh, yeah.

00:15:27.200 And I'm just, I have to be just sitting in there just going.

00:15:30.640 That's the not sweet spot.

00:15:32.260 You skip by the sweet spot and go to, like, existential dread.

00:15:34.560 I have to talk to 60 or 70 people live for the first time in my life.

00:15:38.200 And he's the one that feels like the world's coming down.

00:15:41.200 I did not tell you.

00:15:42.420 Dude, I was just sitting down there.

00:15:44.320 And I'm having fun.

00:15:45.520 You're having fun.

00:15:46.400 It's fun.

00:15:47.180 It's funny.

00:15:48.220 That was actually Flint's ride and goal.

00:15:53.200 Yes.

00:15:53.520 It was just.

00:15:54.300 And he was having fun because I emailed him, too.

00:15:57.140 It was just a weight on me.

00:15:57.920 And, like, and I was trying to, like, do that, like, thing when you're, you know, you're about to throw up.

00:16:01.740 And you start breathing, like, like, really, you start into the nose, out to the mouth.

00:16:04.920 And you're, like, you're telling yourself how to breathe.

00:16:07.100 And then I fell asleep during it.

00:16:09.880 100%.

00:16:10.240 I fell asleep.

00:16:11.100 I, like, I was.

00:16:11.560 No way.

00:16:12.740 Oh, like, did you see him sleep?

00:16:14.680 No.

00:16:15.240 He was in the back row.

00:16:15.640 He was in the very back row.

00:16:17.120 Oh, okay.

00:16:17.500 I'm standing off to the side.

00:16:19.420 I was about to say.

00:16:19.640 My boy is there.

00:16:20.880 I'm like, oh, hell yeah.

00:16:21.960 My boy is here to support me. 1.00

00:16:23.320 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:16:23.820 I got this. 1.00

00:16:24.520 Power mode.

00:16:25.120 And then I see him sleeping. 1.00

00:16:26.540 I'm like, fucking. 1.00

00:16:27.840 I gotta go. 1.00

00:16:29.540 I'm done.

00:16:30.320 I'm sorry.

00:16:30.720 I know it's, like, mid-sentence.

00:16:32.160 And this was very inspirational.

00:16:33.580 But my boy is out. 0.98

00:16:34.880 I fucking bored him to death. 0.98

00:16:36.580 Well, I was. 0.99

00:16:37.740 I was asleep.

00:16:38.860 And then Elizabeth is sitting beside me.

00:16:40.600 And she sees me asleep.

00:16:41.620 And she thinks it's church or something.

00:16:42.880 So she tries to wake me up.

00:16:44.380 And, like, she wakes me up.

00:16:45.640 And, like, I wake up.

00:16:47.000 And that's when, like, the nausea just went washed over me.

00:16:50.360 Oh, no.

00:16:50.580 And I was like, oh, no.

00:16:52.980 From waking up.

00:16:54.000 And I was like, oh, no.

00:16:55.400 I can feel it.

00:16:56.180 And then I threw up in my mouth.

00:16:57.860 And I was holding it there.

00:16:58.980 No!

00:17:01.380 And Elizabeth looks at me. 1.00

00:17:02.920 And she goes, oh, shit. 1.00

00:17:04.080 She comes down. 1.00

00:17:04.980 I was like, oh, no.

00:17:06.620 That is the correct reaction.

00:17:08.440 It would have been based if, like, I had just finished talking.

00:17:12.100 And you stood up and just threw up all over the crowd.

00:17:15.460 That would have been awesome.

00:17:16.280 And then I was like, shout out, Tower Gang.

00:17:18.560 And then I just walked out.

00:17:20.400 Dude, I'm telling you.

00:17:21.580 It was in my mouth.

00:17:22.700 And I was, like, and I was still going.

00:17:24.480 I can keep it down.

00:17:25.300 Because I want to stay here and support Clint so bad.

00:17:29.060 And I was like, and Elizabeth was like, no, we got to go.

00:17:31.880 And then, like, we run out.

00:17:33.720 And I barely make it outside.

00:17:35.320 And then I just projectile vomit, like, all over, like, a bush.

00:17:39.240 Oh, that's good.

00:17:40.260 I mean, it goes all over my arm and my life.

00:17:42.940 But you got all the way outside, though.

00:17:44.620 Yeah, I made it outside.

00:17:45.580 I made it outside.

00:17:46.220 Hey, that's some adult partying right there.

00:17:48.480 I'm proud of you.

00:17:49.400 Yeah.

00:17:49.640 I made it outside.

00:17:50.480 And then the best puke in Raleigh.

00:17:52.640 Go home, get changed, took a little nap, came back, and just, like, started it.

00:17:57.540 Well, first, it took some convincing to get you to go home and get changed and cleaned up.

00:18:02.420 That's true.

00:18:02.960 It did.

00:18:03.220 It did.

00:18:03.860 I remember that.

00:18:04.280 He had to keep it all over himself, out by the car.

00:18:07.220 And he's like, I'm good.

00:18:08.280 We can keep going.

00:18:10.940 Hell yeah.

00:18:11.540 My boy.

00:18:12.540 The last time you projectile vomit. 1.00

00:18:15.580 Vomited on a bush was because he was, like, eating a stanky pussy, so. 1.00

00:18:19.620 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:18:20.840 That horse push will get to you, man.

00:18:22.180 I think true.

00:18:23.720 I just want to defend.

00:18:24.420 Yeah, Boone Raleigh there, too.

00:18:25.220 Take another shot.

00:18:25.880 Get right in there. 1.00

00:18:26.620 I mean, fuck. 1.00

00:18:28.220 I agree. 1.00

00:18:29.920 I just want to defend my panelists.

00:18:33.080 I thought DL and the other lady were fine.

00:18:34.780 They did fine.

00:18:36.700 They actually...

00:18:37.400 You were like, they were so bad.

00:18:39.000 I was like...

00:18:39.440 I was making a joke about throwing it up.

00:18:41.260 Okay, okay, okay. 0.98

00:18:41.900 I don't want to shit on the people too bad. 0.95

00:18:45.360 I do think that it's important that they got to see what their ideological opponents, in 0.98

00:18:52.500 terms of messaging, had to say in real time.

00:18:55.920 They got to ask us questions.

00:18:57.680 And DL came up to me afterwards, and he said that he felt as if, like, I gave him a lot to

00:19:01.820 think about.

00:19:02.280 So, I feel like that's progress.

00:19:03.460 Like, that's actually...

00:19:04.620 What's that?

00:19:05.720 You said Theo did.

00:19:07.020 DL.

00:19:07.740 DL.

00:19:08.260 DL.

00:19:09.020 Okay.

00:19:09.260 Yeah, the other guy on the panel.

00:19:11.100 So, it was a good experience, and it was...

00:19:13.820 I mean, talk about a bucket list item. 0.98

00:19:15.780 To get to present with my fucking hero sitting to the right of me, it was incredible, man. 0.97

00:19:21.200 So, I'm glad... 0.99

00:19:22.200 Even though you imploded halfway through, I'm glad you were there, Cole.

00:19:25.120 It was fun.

00:19:26.180 Well, he made it most of the way through.

00:19:27.660 It was at the very end when he threw up.

00:19:29.040 It was at the very end, yeah, yeah.

00:19:30.480 Oh, okay, cool.

00:19:30.900 Literally, he got up, threw up, and then you gave your closing speech, or each of you made

00:19:37.080 your closing point, and you're done.

00:19:38.960 There was a point there that I do remember, Clint, where they...

00:19:41.460 Because they did, like, almost like Serpentine, so you...

00:19:45.040 Like, they did, like, one round...

00:19:46.620 Oh, yeah, the snake.

00:19:47.460 Yeah, when I was like, I don't know.

00:19:49.280 And then it came back to you, and you were like, I don't know what to say.

00:19:52.780 You were like, I just said everything I was going to say.

00:19:55.360 He just... 0.99

00:19:56.360 He asked me the same fucking question I had just answered, and I was like, I don't have 0.99

00:20:00.160 anything else to say on that. 0.99

00:20:01.220 I'm sorry.

00:20:01.680 That was...

00:20:02.120 I think that was the host issue, not mine, but that was mine.

00:20:05.680 Yeah, I just thought that was...

00:20:06.340 I just remember that, and I just thought that was funny.

00:20:07.620 I was like, Dave, you want to handle this one?

00:20:08.960 Yeah.

00:20:10.340 Hey, Clint, ball-busting aside, that's really cool that you did that, and you said that

00:20:14.200 video was up for four more days, right?

00:20:17.460 It's my... 0.95

00:20:18.240 All my shit gets deleted after seven days, so... 0.99

00:20:20.360 Okay. 0.97

00:20:20.680 If that was Saturday or Friday, then yeah, it'll be...

00:20:23.280 Is that on your feed?

00:20:24.700 Yeah.

00:20:25.380 Okay.

00:20:26.120 Okay, cool.

00:20:26.840 Someone was asking, so I...

00:20:28.880 Yeah, yeah, go to at LibertyLogPod on Twitter.

00:20:30.880 You'll be able to check out those videos.

00:20:32.120 I don't tweet too often, so you'll be able to find it really easy.

00:20:34.440 Toad, grab those Super Chats, because we've got two of them.

00:20:36.300 Yeah, I'll see that.

00:20:36.540 I was just about to, yeah.

00:20:39.940 Simkelpin.

00:20:40.860 Clint didn't even change his clothes after making eyes at Alex Stein for an hour.

00:20:45.060 Degenerate behavior.

00:20:46.660 I was on Conspiracy Castle today, which I know you guys will appreciate after we had Alex...

00:20:50.980 Wait, are you serious?

00:20:52.080 Yeah.

00:20:52.300 Hell yeah.

00:20:52.560 It was a blast, dude.

00:20:53.320 It was a blast.

00:20:54.340 That dude is just a legend.

00:20:55.960 I absolutely love him.

00:20:56.480 Dude, yeah.

00:20:56.500 I don't know if you saw this, but he just went to...

00:20:58.240 There was a huge, like, protest kind of thing.

00:21:02.100 Yeah, the trans protest thing in Texas, and he was there just absolutely just getting people's 0.98

00:21:06.560 faces, telling him, and, like, asking him questions and shit, dude. 0.96

00:21:09.100 The guy is amazing. 0.97

00:21:10.500 I love that.

00:21:11.180 Yeah, and he was just yelling back.

00:21:12.920 He had this mob just, like, totally pissed off, and he's just yelling back, 0.99

00:21:16.920 you guys want to chop children's penises off. 1.00

00:21:19.720 He has balls of steel. 1.00

00:21:21.920 Was this the guy who called live to, like, the city council?

00:21:26.980 Yes, same guy.

00:21:27.360 I like that guy's energy.

00:21:29.440 Dude, he is rad.

00:21:31.260 He is rad.

00:21:32.000 Alex Stein, host of Conspiracy Castle on YouTube.

00:21:35.480 Very cool.

00:21:36.380 Just go, honestly, just go and watch his intro.

00:21:39.220 It's the best intro on the internet, actually.

00:21:42.340 I was so disappointed.

00:21:43.740 I wasn't able to see his intro on the show.

00:21:46.420 He was like, we'll be live in a minute.

00:21:48.000 The intro's playing, and I was like, oh, I don't get to see it.

00:21:50.340 But, by the way, he was also on InfoWars with Owen Schroyer right after my interview with him.

00:21:56.140 He said he was going to plug me and try and get me on with Owen. 0.99

00:21:58.020 I was like, oh, shit. 0.99

00:21:59.060 Let's go. 1.00

00:21:59.660 Dude, that means you're one degree of separation.

00:22:02.020 Well, you already are one degree of separation from Alex.

00:22:04.340 No, I'm two degrees.

00:22:06.920 I'm two degrees because I've been on the morning show.

00:22:09.020 If I got on Owen, that would be the afternoon show.

00:22:10.840 And then I get on Alex's night one. 0.97

00:22:12.720 He's got, like, I just did a line of Coke energy, and I'm fucking here for it. 0.98

00:22:17.140 I dig it. 0.98

00:22:18.080 Bro, all the time.

00:22:18.800 He seemed, like, I can't believe that he's not a drug addict.

00:22:22.560 Party on, man.

00:22:24.200 I mean, I feel like Adderall has to be, or something, like, to where he's just, I mean, just locked in all the time.

00:22:29.160 And he told me the day that he's 35 years old.

00:22:30.820 That blew my mind.

00:22:31.600 I thought he was, like, 25.

00:22:33.280 Wow.

00:22:33.660 No, he looks way younger than that.

00:22:36.000 Jesus.

00:22:36.160 I know. 0.95

00:22:36.980 Crazy.

00:22:37.360 The Coke, it keeps you fresh, dude. 0.55

00:22:39.280 The Coke keeps you fresh.

00:22:40.920 I'm living life wrong, man.

00:22:43.020 Mark says that he had a great time in Florida with you guys.

00:22:45.580 Oh, Mark absolutely did have a great time.

00:22:48.360 Yeah, he was great.

00:22:49.480 It was great talking to him. 0.90

00:22:50.360 He was one of the rare people that actually had something intelligent to say to me instead of just being drunk psycho. 1.00

00:22:57.080 Instead of trying to fuck you? 1.00

00:22:59.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:01.260 Hey, that was dope, though. 0.99

00:23:02.340 I don't have many dudes that try to fuck me, so I appreciate that. 0.98

00:23:05.020 It was very flattering. 0.99

00:23:06.360 If it's wet, I'm here for it. 0.98

00:23:09.020 What the fuck does that even mean? 0.96

00:23:11.600 I think you know what I mean. 1.00

00:23:12.660 Clint has a self-douching asshole, actually, if you didn't know that. 1.00

00:23:17.580 It's his prostate. 1.00

00:23:18.740 Listen, you spend three years in prison and you don't get the feeling?

00:23:22.780 I question that, all right?

00:23:24.800 Oh, my God.

00:23:26.520 Didn't you work at a prison?

00:23:27.920 You didn't spend three years in prison?

00:23:29.480 That's not an excuse.

00:23:30.740 Hey, time is time.

00:23:31.860 Time is time, honey.

00:23:33.720 It rubs off on you after a while.

00:23:35.400 He's like, just because I went home every day doesn't mean I was in the clink.

00:23:39.620 He's like, it's not gay if you're in prison. 0.96

00:23:41.940 He's also gay. 0.97

00:23:43.260 It's like, dude, you work in prison. 0.99

00:23:44.760 You weren't in prison.

00:23:45.840 He's like, well, it still isn't gay. 1.00

00:23:47.760 They're like, dude, you didn't have to fuck the guys. 1.00

00:23:51.100 You went home to a wife. 1.00

00:23:52.620 Listen, prison wife is prison wife, okay? 1.00

00:23:56.280 She didn't come here to get fucking judged and shamed. 1.00

00:23:59.660 I think you actually do have to fuck them because if you don't want the prisoners to try to turn on you 1.00

00:24:04.960 as the prison guard, you have to make them all your bitch right away. 1.00

00:24:07.800 So you have to fuck all of them. 1.00

00:24:08.740 Honestly, thank you, Toad. 1.00

00:24:09.520 It's racist if you don't fuck them. 1.00

00:24:11.980 That's right. 1.00

00:24:13.100 Flint, did you fuck any of the prisoners? 0.99

00:24:15.400 I'm actually affirmative action, you know. 1.00

00:24:17.680 Flint, did you fuck any of the prisoners? 0.99

00:24:19.040 I want to know. 1.00

00:24:20.280 Did I?

00:24:21.300 Did I? 0.99

00:24:22.260 No, actually, there was a shit ton of fucking in prison, though. 0.99

00:24:25.960 Like, actually, it's kind of funny to watch. 0.99

00:24:28.080 Pun intended.

00:24:28.960 It's kind of funny to watch.

00:24:30.420 Is that what you?

00:24:31.500 Well, yeah.

00:24:32.040 Is that what you said?

00:24:33.040 No, it's so funny seeing the process.

00:24:36.500 At the time, it was scary, but now it's funny.

00:24:38.680 Oh, I want to hear all about this, please.

00:24:40.580 Because, okay, so, like, you notice, like, a CO hanging out with an inmate for a while,

00:24:45.140 and sometimes it's a dude, but most of the time it's a female. 0.98

00:24:47.780 Correct.

00:24:48.200 Because, like, it's prison.

00:24:49.000 You get what you can, and, you know, you've got to get cigarettes somehow. 0.94

00:24:52.380 And so, they, like, at first, they're, like, very fucking hostile towards that inmate.

00:24:57.360 And you're like, you're hanging out with that inmate, like, a lot. 1.00

00:24:59.980 And they're like, no, that guy's a piece of shit. 1.00

00:25:02.200 And then they start, like, being more friendly, making jokes, and you're like, you're hanging 1.00

00:25:05.440 out with that inmate a lot.

00:25:06.860 And they're like, no, no, he's just, you know, he's nice, you know? 0.92

00:25:10.400 And then you're like, yeah, he raped, like, four people. 0.98

00:25:14.240 Wow. 0.98

00:25:16.020 That was the past.

00:25:17.940 It's fun.

00:25:19.100 He's been having fun.

00:25:20.060 It's all fun.

00:25:21.500 It's funny.

00:25:24.180 Amen.

00:25:24.720 And then, the control center.

00:25:27.440 Yeah, and then the control center catches them, like, having a train ran on them in,

00:25:31.160 like, the kitchen. 1.00

00:25:32.500 Holy shit. 1.00

00:25:33.820 And then you're like, that sucks. 1.00

00:25:36.080 In the kitchen? 1.00

00:25:36.880 That sucks. 0.98

00:25:37.760 Are they all on kitchen duty? 0.99

00:25:40.340 Sometimes.

00:25:40.980 They're all the good behavior guys.

00:25:42.480 Yeah, I mean, if you get, I mean, it's like.

00:25:44.140 They're on kitchen booty.

00:25:45.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:25:46.000 And by kitchen duty, I didn't mean the shit that they got on the tips of their venuses. 0.99

00:25:51.460 I mean, that's there, too. 0.99

00:25:53.580 Like, a third of them have HIV.

00:25:55.260 So, like, those girls have to go to the doctor. 1.00

00:25:58.240 Yeah, dude.

00:25:58.600 There's just Santorum everywhere in that kitchen.

00:26:01.660 Is it just, like, the bad boy type of thing?

00:26:04.340 Or is it kind of like just a, like a, like a work?

00:26:07.100 Cole, don't pretend like you wouldn't have a train ran on you if you were in prison.

00:26:10.040 That's true.

00:26:10.620 I mean, I don't think I would like it.

00:26:12.360 That would happen to me.

00:26:13.480 But I'm not the CEO of looking out, like, trying to get it.

00:26:16.900 I feel like it's.

00:26:17.320 You're, like, looking behind him like, listen.

00:26:19.320 I'm not going to call you after, okay?

00:26:22.400 Get it done back there.

00:26:24.120 Piss me on the cheek when you're done. 1.00

00:26:25.920 This is not some fucking. 0.99

00:26:27.160 It has to be a work relationship. 0.99

00:26:27.660 I'm still a gentleman.

00:26:30.120 What Flint actually did while he was in prison, because they needed to cut down on the cost.

00:26:34.820 They decided to cut down on the food costs by making all of the prisoners form into a human centipede.

00:26:41.800 It's great.

00:26:42.820 You got it out.

00:26:43.420 So you're going to have to feed the first one.

00:26:44.840 You got it out.

00:26:45.720 You got it out, man.

00:26:47.560 It was winding, but you got there.

00:26:50.180 The human centipede was winding.

00:26:52.080 We're having fun.

00:26:53.020 Which, by the way, that was.

00:26:54.700 So we'll talk about what Flint was doing.

00:26:57.060 Because basically after the Saturday night, Clint, not Flint, but Clint decided to finally hang out with us.

00:27:04.220 Because he was just too busy for a little bit.

00:27:06.860 He was just too busy before that to even hang out.

00:27:08.740 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:27:09.740 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:27:10.960 I'm an old person, and I can't drink and party all night when I have to speak for the first time in my life in front of a crowd.

00:27:18.140 I was like, so I had to go easy on Friday night.

00:27:21.220 On Saturday, I was down to race.

00:27:22.400 That's what I'm saying.

00:27:22.840 It was Saturday.

00:27:23.460 That's what I'm talking about Saturday.

00:27:24.600 Well, I'm saying Saturday, you came and you were hanging out with us.

00:27:27.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:28.300 And we were all hanging out beside the pool.

00:27:30.280 Like, this is that, like, right after the panel, I came back, and that's when they were all hanging out by the pool.

00:27:34.960 And Flint is already blasted.

00:27:36.900 I mean, he took the edible.

00:27:38.100 He's been drinking heavily.

00:27:39.700 He brought two bottles of booze.

00:27:41.300 He's got, like, his bottle of whiskey.

00:27:42.600 He's got a bottle of vodka.

00:27:43.560 No, no, no.

00:27:44.140 Davey brought me two bottles of booze.

00:27:47.660 It's Davey's fault that I'm done.

00:27:49.700 It's all Davey's fault, of course.

00:27:51.460 Davey is an enabler is what he is.

00:27:54.320 Thank you, Davey. 0.98

00:27:55.880 Let's also mention the fact that fucking Jose has his own personal bottle that he's housing the entire night. 0.98

00:28:01.780 Yes, he is just. 0.99

00:28:02.660 His bottle of scotch.

00:28:03.700 He had a bottle of scotch that he was going from the bottle.

00:28:06.260 There was good scotch there?

00:28:07.800 Oh.

00:28:08.640 Yes.

00:28:08.880 I don't know if it was good, but it was going.

00:28:10.360 It wasn't the best scotch.

00:28:11.360 It was in a good-looking bottle, I'll say that.

00:28:13.820 It was not in the stuff.

00:28:15.180 It's, like, blended or something.

00:28:17.440 It was.

00:28:17.780 It was a fancy-looking bottle.

00:28:19.880 But he was sitting there.

00:28:20.600 Yeah, blended, I mean, come on, man. 1.00

00:28:22.340 He wasn't even, he wasn't, there was, with nothing else, he was just straight from the bottle, just drinking it.

00:28:28.040 And he would, like, look at me, and he was like, you want some?

00:28:29.860 I'm like, no, I'm not going to drink bourbon, like, straight out the bottle.

00:28:33.540 No way.

00:28:34.020 He handed the bottle to Dave to drink when Dave came down.

00:28:37.020 Oh, yeah, that's true.

00:28:38.060 He did, and Dave was, like, just pouring in the tub.

00:28:40.980 Okay.

00:28:41.760 I have something to say.

00:28:42.840 And then Davey.

00:28:43.840 I have beef with Dave because I called him over, and I said, Dave, because I'm not about to give him the whiskey.

00:28:49.000 It's my whiskey.

00:28:49.840 I'm drinking it.

00:28:50.600 I'm going to finish that bottle.

00:28:51.760 And I said, hey, Dave, come have some vodka with us.

00:28:56.700 And he's like, okay.

00:28:57.960 So he comes over, and he's like, I don't drink vodka.

00:29:00.200 I'm like, yo, I called you over to drink vodka.

00:29:04.680 I'm not going to drink it.

00:29:05.620 You have it.

00:29:07.120 Nah, nah.

00:29:08.280 So you wouldn't give him your whiskey?

00:29:10.040 Oh, he gave him his whiskey.

00:29:11.760 Flick, after Jose offered his bottle to Dave, he's like, eh, I'm not going to drink out of that.

00:29:16.920 Can you pour it in a cup?

00:29:17.940 Flick took both the bottles of booze.

00:29:19.820 And I guess he poured some of Jose's into the cup, and then a little bit of his.

00:29:23.740 Oh, he did?

00:29:23.940 I don't remember that.

00:29:24.580 Into the cup.

00:29:25.840 Oh, no.

00:29:26.840 I was drunk.

00:29:27.900 That's blasphemous.

00:29:28.560 I watched it happen.

00:29:30.260 Combining booze is not a good thing.

00:29:32.220 He mixed bourbon and a plain with sausage.

00:29:32.920 He poured the two whiskeys together, handed it to Dave.

00:29:35.180 They cheers.

00:29:35.820 By the way, it was also very cheap whiskey that Flint had.

00:29:38.700 I mean, it was.

00:29:39.260 That's Tullamore Dew, sir.

00:29:41.080 How dare you?

00:29:43.920 That's like maybe similar to a rusty nail or something.

00:29:47.180 It's not bottom shelf.

00:29:48.880 I'll say that.

00:29:49.680 Second shelf.

00:29:49.980 It's not Jack.

00:29:51.680 Also, Cole, drinking Jack and Coke. 0.98

00:29:54.760 Disgusting, sir. 0.98

00:29:56.060 Drink it straight. 1.00

00:29:57.120 What's wrong with you?

00:29:58.300 How dare you? 0.97

00:29:59.560 All this chaser nonsense. 1.00

00:30:01.400 I will not have it.

00:30:02.400 I see Flint's point on that.

00:30:04.560 Yeah, and also, Flint, you were gone.

00:30:06.880 You were destroyed by that time.

00:30:10.080 By that time, you were already basically gone.

00:30:12.660 That's drinking.

00:30:14.460 Well, I want to get into. 1.00

00:30:15.880 Flint, you're on a whole other fucking level, dude. 0.98

00:30:19.040 Well, I want to say what happened. 0.99

00:30:20.260 So whenever Dave came over.

00:30:21.240 You're in the insane asylum here.

00:30:22.620 Oh.

00:30:23.700 By the way, anytime.

00:30:24.600 That was the other title for our show before we went to the tower game.

00:30:27.800 The insane asylum.

00:30:28.600 Yeah, well, I mean, they use chasers.

00:30:30.280 I mean, you should name it that. 0.96

00:30:31.440 But this is ridiculous.

00:30:34.000 Anyways, I'm sorry, Cole.

00:30:35.080 Please continue with your chaser story.

00:30:37.120 Anytime Dave would come over and talk to anybody, basically, it was basically like holding church, dude.

00:30:42.660 He was out there, and he was just, I mean, just anything.

00:30:45.600 You would just throw him a topic, and he would just go off.

00:30:48.120 And I believe the topic at that time was popular liberty because we threw out something about, like, archotrophism or something like that.

00:30:56.600 And he started going.

00:30:58.000 Oh, which one?

00:30:58.560 Which night was this?

00:30:59.660 Saturday?

00:30:59.940 Saturday night.

00:31:00.640 Yeah, Saturday night.

00:31:01.440 Yeah.

00:31:01.860 Okay, because I know Jose was yelling at him about Sal the agorist, too.

00:31:05.940 That started, yeah, that was also another one that he started talking to me.

00:31:08.920 Cole, don't get Dave in trouble.

00:31:10.220 Don't be telling too much truth around here.

00:31:12.000 No, no, no, no.

00:31:12.580 It's just fine.

00:31:13.200 No, because.

00:31:13.600 Like sending pictures of him smoking cigarettes.

00:31:16.160 Wow.

00:31:16.440 That was my wife. 1.00

00:31:17.880 That was not me. 1.00

00:31:18.760 Niche motherfucker. 1.00

00:31:18.920 It's a convention, man. 1.00

00:31:22.400 It's a convention, man.

00:31:22.800 Nothing counts.

00:31:24.020 But no, I was asking him what was, like, his best and worst debates that he did.

00:31:31.400 And when she was just, like, all, like, Archie Flowers, he was like, I honestly can't believe that one even happened.

00:31:36.340 He was like, that guy was just so much worse than, like, it's insane.

00:31:40.400 And he was talking about Tho and, oh, who was the other one that he really enjoyed?

00:31:45.020 Breakey.

00:31:45.500 Eric Breakey.

00:31:46.280 Eric Breakey.

00:31:46.900 He said Tho and Eric Breakey were the best ones that were, like, actually really, really good.

00:31:51.040 But after that, he starts talking about, I said, hey, how did the comedy hour go?

00:31:59.120 And he was like, oh, I haven't done it yet.

00:32:00.760 Not because I had no idea what time it was.

00:32:03.980 And he was like, I literally am going to be doing it in, like, 10 minutes.

00:32:07.280 He was like, are you coming?

00:32:08.840 And we were all sitting there.

00:32:09.900 And I was like, no, we're not.

00:32:10.700 We didn't pay for it.

00:32:11.560 He was like, pay for it?

00:32:12.720 He was like, I thought it was open.

00:32:14.380 I was like, no, it's not open.

00:32:15.440 He was like, I'll have to change that.

00:32:16.380 It's like 75 bucks a ticket.

00:32:17.860 It's cool honesty time, dude.

00:32:19.980 Hell yeah.

00:32:21.060 Hey, man. 0.99

00:32:21.980 Fucking spill it, dude. 0.99

00:32:22.940 Hey, man. 0.99

00:32:23.280 It goes to the Libertarian Party of Florida.

00:32:26.640 Oh, it's already out there.

00:32:28.120 So, yeah.

00:32:28.700 Go ahead, Cole.

00:32:29.320 Yeah, it's already out there.

00:32:30.100 This is basically me just telling all because I saw a Facebook post about it.

00:32:34.420 And I wanted to say that I caused Dave to open it up and made this guy super really pissed off.

00:32:38.900 Who was the guy, dude? 0.99

00:32:39.740 Who's that fucking... 0.99

00:32:40.440 The guy that he made pissed off was our former vice chair that Josh beat last year. 0.99

00:32:46.320 Yeah.

00:32:46.480 And before the convention this year, like, the writing was on the wall.

00:32:50.340 MC was going to take the vast majority of everything, which we ended up doing.

00:32:55.480 We got like 68% of the national delegates from Florida.

00:32:57.860 What were you?

00:32:58.260 What did they call you?

00:32:59.920 Were the Mises Caucus?

00:33:01.060 Oh, we were the hyenas running the asylum or something like that.

00:33:05.400 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:33:06.180 But it was a bunch of, it was a bunch of retarded shit. 1.00

00:33:12.060 And, but the old vice chair went on a big rant after the first, like, Saturday of the convention 1.00

00:33:17.860 and rage quit the party.

00:33:18.940 And ever since then, he's been raging on Facebook, telling about this and that, going in on our

00:33:25.660 vice chair, Josh, and he's also on Swamp Pass with me.

00:33:28.980 Yeah.

00:33:29.080 He was taught, like, today he was bitching about all these people paid for the tickets to

00:33:34.340 go in there.

00:33:35.080 And this is for the LPF.

00:33:36.300 He's like, yeah, I guess if I spent $75, I'd be a little pissed if a bunch of people got

00:33:40.480 them for free.

00:33:40.960 But still, I mean...

00:33:42.120 Dude. 0.93

00:33:42.360 It's not your way to, like, bitch and complain, Dave, it's Dave's show, Dave wants these people 0.99

00:33:47.500 to come in and get the fuck over it. 0.98

00:33:49.040 Yeah, I've never heard of another show where the performer gives some tickets to their, like, 0.91

00:33:53.800 friends.

00:33:54.620 Never heard of that.

00:33:55.240 No, no, that's never happened.

00:33:56.420 Never.

00:33:57.300 It certainly doesn't happen. 0.98

00:33:58.800 And also, I was a fucking presenter, and they didn't cover my room or any of the events, 0.96

00:34:02.860 so I feel like, hey, I got myself here, and I paid for my own room, and I presented, 0.97

00:34:08.340 and I certainly brought some people with me, I brought some numbers for you. 0.96

00:34:11.080 So, like, I'm fucking going to watch my friend do comedy. 0.97

00:34:14.400 Like, no. 0.98

00:34:14.980 No, you're not going to keep me out of here.

00:34:16.020 I did nothing of that, and I also watched my almost friend do comedy.

00:34:20.040 My almost friend.

00:34:20.960 It was...

00:34:21.680 Your surrogate father. 1.00

00:34:24.300 It was a fucking great time in there, dude. 0.99

00:34:26.800 He has a great set. 0.99

00:34:28.760 I'm not going to...

00:34:29.360 But there was some funny moments in there of somebody recording that was just really...

00:34:34.600 I'm not going to go...

00:34:35.620 It was faux.

00:34:36.740 Oh, you're going to go again?

00:34:37.880 Tell him?

00:34:38.780 Just put it on blast. 0.72

00:34:40.080 You know what? 1.00

00:34:40.740 Fuck it. 1.00

00:34:41.940 Fuck it, we're out here. 1.00

00:34:42.840 It was... 1.00

00:34:43.220 It was...

00:34:44.060 We're going to...

00:34:44.720 The philosopher.

00:34:45.680 I thought you said foe.

00:34:46.880 I was like...

00:34:47.280 No, no, no.

00:34:48.280 It was foe, and what happened?

00:34:49.900 She was, like, just taking a video of him doing stand-up, and he was, like...

00:34:53.940 He joked around.

00:34:54.660 He was, like, no taking videos.

00:34:56.360 He was, like, no taking videos.

00:34:57.980 And she was, like, oh, okay, whatever.

00:34:59.580 And then, like, ten minutes later, she starts filming again, and then he literally goes,

00:35:04.040 like, oh, okay, he was, like, no taking videos.

00:35:07.240 Like, I'm not joking.

00:35:09.720 She said that a little sarcastically.

00:35:11.840 I'm sorry. 0.98

00:35:12.360 I'm in my comedy mind right now, but stop fucking videotaping me right now. 0.98

00:35:16.320 Well, did Dave tell Jack to control his hole, though? 0.99

00:35:19.840 No.

00:35:20.720 That would have been based.

00:35:22.140 No, he did an awful rap about it.

00:35:23.220 It was just really funny, because it was, like, it got very quiet.

00:35:26.820 Like, awkwardly quiet, and he was just, like, I'm sorry for bringing you all down.

00:35:30.800 He was just, like...

00:35:32.000 But he has a really good set.

00:35:34.720 It was really fun.

00:35:35.880 And then afterwards, we come back.

00:35:38.340 Well, during the show, I did not go to the show, because I was drunk.

00:35:45.280 I was having a good time by the poolside.

00:35:47.420 Flint did not go.

00:35:48.340 Dave didn't let you in.

00:35:49.080 Yeah, what?

00:35:49.600 Okay, so...

00:35:50.100 No, I didn't want to go. 1.00

00:35:51.540 He said everyone go, but fuck it, yeah. 0.99

00:35:53.840 Dave said, hey, I got this comedy show to do. 1.00

00:35:57.040 And then I was like, that's cool.

00:35:58.640 And then I woke up.

00:35:59.600 So, Duke, what happened?

00:36:02.160 Duke, what happened to me?

00:36:04.080 What did you do?

00:36:06.100 I didn't do anything to you. 1.00

00:36:07.520 You did all this goddamn stuff to yourself. 1.00

00:36:09.880 Oh, so it's victim blaming. 1.00

00:36:11.420 It's amazing.

00:36:13.620 I'm the problem.

00:36:14.940 This is gaslighting. 0.86

00:36:15.460 You are the problem.

00:36:16.100 If you're 12 shots in, man, everything that you do... 0.85

00:36:19.860 Oh, honey.

00:36:20.940 You are way beyond 12.

00:36:23.240 I was past 12 at like 10 in the morning. 1.00

00:36:25.620 I was past 12 before we started recording our fucking in real life cast, man. 1.00

00:36:29.700 Fuck. 1.00

00:36:30.020 So, Flynn can... 1.00

00:36:34.060 Flynn just decides to go on like a fucking rant for about an hour about how he's Pauly and 1.00

00:36:41.620 how he loves being Pauly and how he loves fucking everything. 1.00

00:36:46.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:46.320 And he's like, I just like cumming, you know? 0.76

00:36:48.140 It's like, I don't know why there's gotta be, you know, a stigma to it, you know? 0.98

00:36:52.280 It's like, you're hot.

00:36:53.760 I'm hot.

00:36:54.820 We're all hot.

00:36:55.960 You're literally talking about Pauly, and then I see Alex Hatt show up in the chat,

00:37:00.820 which is really funny.

00:37:02.180 He's like, some weird Pauly radio signal went out, and Alex shows up.

00:37:08.580 He gets it.

00:37:09.420 I mean, this is just him carrying on over and over, and then he comes in and just stares

00:37:13.160 right at me.

00:37:13.580 He's like, see, you're hot. 1.00

00:37:14.480 Do you like to cum? 1.00

00:37:15.720 I love to cum. 1.00

00:37:16.820 And he's like, give me the cum. 1.00

00:37:20.100 Pretty much what you said, give me the cum. 0.99

00:37:22.320 I don't want to cum. 0.99

00:37:23.720 Give me the cum. 1.00

00:37:24.580 That's gay. 1.00

00:37:27.700 Yeah. 0.95

00:37:28.180 And it's the only time you can say it, though.

00:37:30.140 That's right. 0.92

00:37:31.920 Don't say gay. 0.78

00:37:32.600 That's basically what you were doing the whole time. 0.62

00:37:34.680 But then, so after the show, go ahead, Cole, when you return.

00:37:38.260 Well, so I get back, and then, like, the first thing I see is there's a broken, by the

00:37:42.540 way, they said no glass bottles around the pool.

00:37:46.040 Well, broken glass bottles everywhere.

00:37:48.580 There was literally a broken glass bottle right under Flint's chair.

00:37:52.480 And I was like, Clint.

00:37:53.280 He said I broke one.

00:37:54.580 Whoa.

00:37:55.360 Davey betrayed me.

00:37:56.640 I was like, I was like, I was like, oh, there's a, you broke a bottle.

00:38:01.680 And he was like, what?

00:38:03.440 And I was like, I mean, just gone.

00:38:05.580 And he just starts, he cleans it up.

00:38:07.460 To his credit, he cleans it up.

00:38:09.000 And then we, you know, we're out there just having fun for about an hour.

00:38:12.140 And then Flint looks at me and he says, dude, I'm so glad you're back from that comedy

00:38:16.660 pod, the comedy hour.

00:38:18.040 And I was like, dude, I got back an hour ago.

00:38:20.180 And he was just like, what?

00:38:23.880 I was like, dude, I've been chilling with you for an hour.

00:38:27.900 And you, and he was just like, I really thought you just got back.

00:38:31.960 And I was like, no, he was, and then that went to another world.

00:38:37.740 He, he was really hitting his free love hippie vibe.

00:38:40.640 Really good.

00:38:41.740 He must've like take some ayahuasca real quick.

00:38:44.080 So he was just on another plane.

00:38:45.940 And then about that time, someone comes up to Clint and goes, basically whispers in his

00:38:51.140 ear, like, Hey, there's a, uh, there's a VIP party going up in the fifth floor.

00:38:57.420 And so we're like, that's exactly what happened.

00:39:00.980 No, I'm not lying.

00:39:02.980 They literally came up and whispered to him.

00:39:05.080 And then they were like, it's for VIPs. 1.00

00:39:07.800 And so vaginas with inserted penises, right? 1.00

00:39:11.660 Yes. 1.00

00:39:12.020 Yes.

00:39:12.300 That's what the whole room was just feeling around.

00:39:15.000 I spread like a cancer toe.

00:39:17.020 No, no, it was, it was so funny because we're like, Clint's like, do you want to go to it?

00:39:22.400 And I'm like, sure.

00:39:23.680 And I was like, are you okay with us coming?

00:39:25.640 He's like, yeah, 100%.

00:39:26.580 Y'all, everybody, he was like, y'all come.

00:39:28.340 And so what he was saying, I'm pretty sure he was saying like me, Elizabeth, Jose, maybe

00:39:33.960 like, uh, do, I don't know.

00:39:35.480 It was like, I think he was thinking like these people come.

00:39:37.600 Well, when we got up, everybody got up and then we all started going.

00:39:41.440 We rolled like 25 people. 0.99

00:39:43.000 That guy who tried to fuck me, do not bring him. 1.00

00:39:46.840 I heard like a fuck, let's go. 1.00

00:39:48.760 It's like, hey guys, there's this VIP thing going on. 1.00

00:39:51.420 Like, hey, we fuck you. 1.00

00:39:52.600 No, no, no. 1.00

00:39:53.360 All the top pussies up there. 1.00

00:39:55.160 No, no, no. 0.99

00:39:55.580 Listen, this is the best part about it.

00:39:57.060 So we, so we get on the elevator and we're going up and Clint's like hits four and we're

00:40:02.620 like, what?

00:40:03.120 And he's like, I got to stop by my room and check on Ashton and see if she wants to come

00:40:07.040 up.

00:40:07.420 And we're like, okay.

00:40:08.840 And then we go up to level five and we're like, well, Clint's not with us.

00:40:13.160 Are we just going to go into this party without Clint?

00:40:16.360 Like Clint is our, is our, like, he's our anchor.

00:40:19.760 He's our anchor baby.

00:40:21.780 He goes in and then we can come in with him, but we didn't have him.

00:40:25.960 And so we just decided to go in anyways.

00:40:27.920 And so like we opened it up and it's just all like the LP Florida people.

00:40:34.760 There's a cutout, which is very weird.

00:40:37.140 There's a cutout of Spike Cohen, like literally a cardboard cutout of Spike Cohen in the room.

00:40:42.360 And then we walk in there and we're standing around and everybody's looking at us like, 0.99

00:40:47.140 who the fuck are these people? 0.99

00:40:48.780 Why are they here? 0.99

00:40:50.100 And we're like, no, no, you invited Clint.

00:40:52.320 He's not here.

00:40:52.800 He's coming up.

00:40:53.880 And like, and then like, so that was just me, Duke, Jose.

00:40:59.520 Who was the other people that was on?

00:41:01.000 It was CD, Elizabeth.

00:41:04.120 Were we all?

00:41:05.000 No, no.

00:41:05.280 We were all on at the first when we first went, that was not all of us.

00:41:08.120 It was just like four of us.

00:41:09.520 And then comes in Davey, Davey's girlfriend, Flint, everybody else comes in.

00:41:15.780 And Clint's still not there.

00:41:17.840 And like, we're just all like, we literally double the amount of people in there.

00:41:22.040 And it's like an open bar, like there's free drinks.

00:41:25.200 There's a bunch of people in there.

00:41:26.260 They're all where I'm not lying.

00:41:27.460 They're all wearing suits and ties or like very dressed up.

00:41:30.740 And we're like in shorts and t-shirts.

00:41:32.380 I had no buttons.

00:41:33.140 Yeah.

00:41:33.480 You were literally. 1.00

00:41:34.320 Half your shit was hanging out. 1.00

00:41:37.200 I didn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:41:38.200 It was out. 0.97

00:41:38.500 So dude, they're just like, at some point in the day, I was like, I don't know why I'm

00:41:44.060 wearing any buttons.

00:41:44.880 And I just go like, I just buttoned shirt.

00:41:48.260 Just I'm out.

00:41:49.480 I'm good.

00:41:50.020 What's up?

00:41:51.200 Everything hung out.

00:41:53.200 So that there was shirt and tie people there.

00:41:56.540 Yes.

00:41:57.000 There were shirt and tie people there.

00:41:58.020 And then finally Clint shows up, Clint shows up.

00:42:00.740 He goes in. 1.00

00:42:02.280 And at that time, we're like, this is really fucking gay. 1.00

00:42:06.040 Let's bounce. 1.00

00:42:06.560 As soon as I got there, you're like, this part is pretty gay. 1.00

00:42:10.660 Something changed.

00:42:11.700 The energy changed in the room.

00:42:14.460 And so Clint's there for probably like 10 minutes.

00:42:17.520 And then I come back in.

00:42:18.240 I'm like, Clint, you ready to go?

00:42:19.660 And he was like, yeah, sure.

00:42:20.720 Let's go.

00:42:21.620 And like a leave.

00:42:22.940 And I'm pretty sure they were very excited for Clint to be there.

00:42:25.640 I felt bad.

00:42:27.980 But like I'm now I'm now in this position where I can't be a normal person at these events.

00:42:32.820 Like everyone wants to pitch me things.

00:42:35.040 They want to talk about coming on the show.

00:42:36.500 They want to talk about their ideas or their campaign or whatever.

00:42:39.100 And it's like, I get it.

00:42:40.460 And I don't even begrudge anybody feeling that way.

00:42:42.300 But I got to be honest when I'm like trying to party.

00:42:45.460 That's not really how I want to party.

00:42:47.820 Yeah.

00:42:49.020 Well, what's funny is.

00:42:50.440 You want to party like Josh Smith parties.

00:42:52.400 Exactly.

00:42:52.660 Because the whole time.

00:42:53.380 I want to have 18 kids.

00:42:54.040 We'll get to that.

00:42:56.400 Josh Smith hugged me.

00:42:58.180 And it was like a bear hugging me.

00:43:00.080 I felt like protected.

00:43:02.160 I was like, I'm safe now.

00:43:03.820 I'm your cub.

00:43:04.860 You should take a pregnancy test. 1.00

00:43:06.500 You might be expecting.

00:43:09.720 He's very virile.

00:43:11.200 There's a guy. 0.98

00:43:11.720 Well, Josh was the one going like, hey, let's fucking go downtown to some bars. 0.78

00:43:18.420 He kept wanting to go to Cocoa Beach. 0.94

00:43:19.940 He's like, let's go to Cocoa Beach.

00:43:21.000 We've got to go to Cocoa Beach.

00:43:21.280 He was very ready to leave.

00:43:23.500 Yes.

00:43:24.200 He was very ready to leave.

00:43:25.580 And that's who was pushing us to go.

00:43:27.820 And so whenever he texted me and he was like, let's go.

00:43:29.920 And that's when I grabbed Clint.

00:43:30.840 And I was like, Clint, let's go.

00:43:31.720 And Clint's like, fine, let's do it.

00:43:33.260 And then we go back down by the pool.

00:43:35.320 And then I just see people from the party up there come back down.

00:43:39.380 And I hear them literally like, Clint, why'd you leave?

00:43:41.820 Is there something wrong?

00:43:43.120 And I was like, oh, no.

00:43:46.300 I'm so sorry.

00:43:48.180 Honestly, I didn't even really realize that one.

00:43:50.300 But I was really pumped when the girl comes up.

00:43:53.260 She's like, I was the one that invited you to this event.

00:43:56.600 And I need to spend time with you. 1.00

00:43:59.000 And everyone's like, you guys are fucking. 1.00

00:44:01.400 This is happening. 1.00

00:44:03.320 I was like, no, no, no, no, no.

00:44:04.860 I'm here with that.

00:44:05.240 I want to come.

00:44:06.320 Give me to come.

00:44:08.040 And that girl was actually playing. 1.00

00:44:09.400 Common theme.

00:44:10.600 Common theme.

00:44:11.480 And then she's like, 528.

00:44:14.740 Or whatever the room number was.

00:44:15.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:16.220 528.

00:44:17.100 Be there.

00:44:17.780 And I was like, OK, OK.

00:44:19.120 And then I walk in. 0.99

00:44:19.760 And it's fucking 50 dudes, wall to wall. 0.99

00:44:22.100 And I was like, this is what I do. 1.00

00:44:23.120 It was a sausage fest.

00:44:25.460 No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:44:26.060 Well, I thought it was going to suck, so. 0.82

00:44:28.220 That's interesting. 0.96

00:44:28.940 50 dudes, I guess.

00:44:31.360 And that's about the time that Flint was finally gone.

00:44:35.020 Like, he was 100%.

00:44:36.100 At that time, he had finally.

00:44:38.220 And Duke, you can tell what happened once we got back down.

00:44:40.900 Yeah.

00:44:41.480 We got back down.

00:44:42.900 And everyone started scattering, trying to figure out where the hell's going on. 0.99

00:44:45.400 Clint had to get dragged back up to the fucking fifth floor into the party. 0.97

00:44:50.200 Cole disappeared somewhere, I guess, with Josh. 0.98

00:44:52.600 But Flint parked himself in the chair back down where we were hanging.

00:44:56.520 OK.

00:44:56.840 And then he goes to try and, like, stand up.

00:44:59.840 Oh, no.

00:45:00.440 And then he, like, freezes.

00:45:01.460 And he just goes straight forward into the chair.

00:45:04.700 Whoa.

00:45:05.660 Like, catches it right here. 1.00

00:45:07.500 Knocks half the shit up. 0.99

00:45:08.920 That's how I broke my first glass desk. 0.99

00:45:12.200 Are you serious about this before?

00:45:14.480 Yeah.

00:45:15.760 It's a pattern.

00:45:16.780 It's a pattern.

00:45:17.320 Dude, the first episode of my solo show, I'd have a glass desk.

00:45:21.480 It's not there anymore.

00:45:23.260 Oh, my God.

00:45:25.100 And so he balanced himself getting up from that.

00:45:28.020 And then he walked, proceeded to walk into the hotel like he was in the Thriller music video.

00:45:33.940 Like, he's trying to get to the door.

00:45:37.860 And he eventually disappeared into the night.

00:45:40.680 He came back out.

00:45:42.000 He came back out and sat back down.

00:45:43.560 Because I had to tell him, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:45.140 You came back on set, but because I said, hey, find your wife and go to bed. 1.00

00:45:49.960 And I was thinking, and you look at me, you're like, all right.

00:45:54.300 And I was like, bye.

00:45:58.260 Wait, was your wife there?

00:45:59.660 Yeah, look how she was not in the story at all.

00:46:01.380 Yeah, okay, so.

00:46:03.500 I had no idea.

00:46:04.920 Yeah, she, cute ginger. 1.00

00:46:07.200 Big tits. 1.00

00:46:07.720 But she, she was hanging out with all of us. 1.00

00:46:11.280 She leaned into me.

00:46:12.400 I don't remember if we were recording or not when I said this.

00:46:14.460 But she was like, hey, dude, I had a joint. 1.00

00:46:16.940 I'm not sharing with these motherfuckers. 1.00

00:46:18.360 So I'm out. 1.00

00:46:19.400 It's 10 o'clock.

00:46:20.320 My time's spent.

00:46:21.960 What's good?

00:46:22.800 And I was like, all right, play it.

00:46:24.320 And she left.

00:46:25.500 Disappeared into the night, just like I do.

00:46:27.000 What's up?

00:46:27.400 And then it was, I mean, at that point, Flint got unlocked.

00:46:32.140 And then went, yeah, now that I can't embarrass her, it's time to go.

00:46:37.560 What's up?

00:46:39.640 But I mean, I was going to say, I think the person who was the most entertained out of

00:46:44.120 everyone was Dave. 0.99

00:46:44.800 Damn, Forrest Mommy, that's savage. 1.00

00:46:47.620 What? 1.00

00:46:47.940 Shit. 1.00

00:46:48.840 Smart wife. 1.00

00:46:49.600 I see that comment.

00:46:50.780 I see everything.

00:46:52.540 Yes, Davey was extremely entertained this whole time by everything going on.

00:46:57.200 And he just sat back.

00:46:58.620 He was like, very, like, just smoking a little bit. 0.99

00:47:00.960 Didn't say a fucking thing, but just was laughing his ass off the entire time. 0.99

00:47:03.560 It was so funny. 0.99

00:47:05.620 And then we do go out.

00:47:07.120 We go out.

00:47:08.060 And that's when the Josh Smith show happens.

00:47:12.420 Josh Smith.

00:47:12.860 Oh, break the cycle?

00:47:14.480 Yes.

00:47:15.060 Break the cycle, Josh Smith.

00:47:16.460 Yes. 1.00

00:47:16.960 He is a fucking player. 1.00

00:47:19.440 He fucking can get down. 1.00

00:47:22.620 Like, he, we. 0.99

00:47:23.900 Yeah, dude, I went out with him multiple nights in a row when he was here.

00:47:27.200 So.

00:47:27.800 Yeah, see, he told me about it.

00:47:29.280 Let's hear the game.

00:47:30.040 We all go, we all go to the downtown, like, area down here.

00:47:33.300 And there's just a big row of bars.

00:47:34.780 And as we're, like, getting there and we're parking, I'm like, oh, yeah, the bar or the

00:47:38.400 brewery that the parking lot's next to is closed.

00:47:40.420 But everything else is open.

00:47:42.260 We'll walk past it.

00:47:43.080 Well, there's this one club that gets pretty dark on Saturday nights.

00:47:46.300 We're probably not going in there.

00:47:47.960 And we'll just keep going down. 0.99

00:47:49.540 Like, they have too many black people? 1.00

00:47:51.760 Yes. 0.99

00:47:52.200 As in there are too many black people in there. 1.00

00:47:54.360 That's, you know, that's 100%. 0.95

00:47:56.200 It was very.

00:47:57.060 And so.

00:47:57.980 It was like Africa in there. 1.00

00:47:59.400 What the fuck? 1.00

00:47:59.940 It was basically Africa in there. 1.00

00:48:02.480 And so Josh Smith sees this and he belies it in there.

00:48:05.880 The club is called the Grungle.

00:48:06.960 Yeah.

00:48:07.320 He's from Oakland.

00:48:07.780 These are my people.

00:48:08.700 This is my place.

00:48:09.140 That's his people.

00:48:10.120 Yes.

00:48:11.860 Well, he was like, I'm from. 0.99

00:48:13.180 He kept telling us because he was also very fucked up. 0.99

00:48:15.340 He had had a lot of bourbon that day. 1.00

00:48:18.000 And also the dude smokes like a chimney, man. 1.00

00:48:21.740 Like he fucking. 1.00

00:48:22.960 He fucking rips. 1.00

00:48:23.240 That's my spirit. 0.99

00:48:23.760 I love him.

00:48:24.560 Rips cigarettes, dude.

00:48:26.260 And he gets in there and he kept telling us, I'm from Oakland, man. 1.00

00:48:29.980 Like, this is my shit. 0.99

00:48:31.860 Like, I mean. 1.00

00:48:32.300 He starts saying.

00:48:32.960 He gets kidding.

00:48:33.900 I like that.

00:48:34.700 Hey, yo. 1.00

00:48:35.120 If you a thug, you got to remind motherfuckers. 1.00

00:48:37.100 I get it. 1.00

00:48:37.340 I love how I'm considered the wigger in this movement.

00:48:40.660 And it's like clearly Josh Smith.

00:48:42.280 Oh, no.

00:48:43.040 He was saying that he was like. 1.00

00:48:44.600 He was like, I'm the fucking wigger. 1.00

00:48:46.680 He was like, I'm telling you. 1.00

00:48:47.840 Hell yeah.

00:48:47.940 He was like.

00:48:48.680 Hell yeah. 0.99

00:48:49.820 He was like, Clint's a wigger. 1.00

00:48:50.860 But I'm a wigger. 1.00

00:48:52.120 He was like, I grew up in that shit. 1.00

00:48:53.620 No, no. 1.00

00:48:53.640 He's like, Clint's a wigger. 1.00

00:48:55.140 I'm the wigger, motherfucker. 1.00

00:48:56.820 I'm from streets, motherfucker. 1.00

00:48:58.280 It's a little weird. 1.00

00:48:59.040 Do you get it?

00:48:59.580 He kept going, I thought I was black until I was 12.

00:49:02.480 He's like, I'm black.

00:49:05.220 Well, Josh does have like 20 kids, so.

00:49:07.920 Yes.

00:49:08.360 Yeah.

00:49:08.680 And, well, he gets in there.

00:49:10.540 But not 20 very long.

00:49:11.160 And he would like disappear.

00:49:12.540 That's right.

00:49:12.960 In this like sea of blackness.

00:49:14.600 And then he would come back.

00:49:15.980 And he would disappear again.

00:49:17.440 And then we finally, we left.

00:49:18.940 Because, I mean, it was, it was not our scene.

00:49:22.200 It was his scene.

00:49:23.080 It was not our scene.

00:49:24.040 And he kept the whole rest of the night. 0.99

00:49:25.520 He was like, don't make me read the best fucking bar. 0.98

00:49:28.420 Yo, we left. 0.99

00:49:29.440 The best one, dude.

00:49:31.300 Hell yeah, man.

00:49:33.000 It would have been dope if like every time he went into the dance floor.

00:49:36.420 And then he came back.

00:49:37.200 He's like, nine kids now.

00:49:38.980 And then he goes back.

00:49:40.860 Ten kids now, bro.

00:49:41.980 Ten kids now.

00:49:42.640 Nine months from now.

00:49:44.720 Whispers right in your ear like real centrally like, I got the army going.

00:49:48.600 It's 13.

00:49:50.020 He's like, I keep stacking them government checks, playboy.

00:49:54.320 Gosh, my ear is moist.

00:49:55.520 Please stop.

00:49:56.600 This is the third time.

00:49:58.140 How many kids do you think Josh has out there that he doesn't know about right now?

00:50:01.700 Like how many women are going to track him down? 1.00

00:50:04.660 I like that.

00:50:05.560 I like a joke on Twitter where it's like he'll tweet about his kids and like someone will

00:50:10.440 be like, he has 10 kids.

00:50:11.640 And then someone, oh, I thought he had 11.

00:50:12.960 I'll be like, no, he has 20.

00:50:14.240 And then like keep it going with different accounts.

00:50:16.440 Like, no, he's got 30.

00:50:17.560 And like, let's see how high the number can get.

00:50:19.840 Let's see how big the army of Josh can get.

00:50:21.960 There is already a, um, there is a parody account that's like Josh Smith's 1300 kid or something

00:50:27.900 like that.

00:50:28.300 Yeah.

00:50:29.760 Make another one.

00:50:31.840 1400.

00:50:32.880 Let's just do it.

00:50:34.380 Every time I'm a thousand.

00:50:36.020 I mean, he was so, he loved it so much.

00:50:38.800 But then after that, I just found out like, dude has game.

00:50:43.100 Like he was like, I mean, I mean, just every, I mean, he would walk by and he would just

00:50:49.000 be like, what's up player.

00:50:50.320 I mean, just to every dude, he'd be like, girl, what's your number?

00:50:53.580 Like, I mean, he has natural game and he was like, yeah, flirty of all the bartenders

00:51:00.020 up here, even the ones who were like 60 years old.

00:51:02.660 And man, I wanted to say too, um, after watching him in that debate for vice chair, I'm stunned

00:51:09.920 that he didn't do better in the, the, you know, the last go around.

00:51:13.440 Like he's got, he's got the energy that I'm looking for in a candidate.

00:51:17.560 He's got the confidence, the swagger he delivers, you know, very concisely and powerfully.

00:51:22.620 He's got the voice for it.

00:51:24.060 And I, I just don't, I don't understand it.

00:51:26.160 Like, I really hope he gets to be vice chair.

00:51:27.880 He deserves it.

00:51:28.700 He should just Mac on the audience, man.

00:51:30.700 Like, Hey, audience.

00:51:31.720 What's your number?

00:51:32.080 Oh, what's good.

00:51:34.900 He's like, vote for me.

00:51:36.020 You get a baby.

00:51:37.000 What's up?

00:51:37.760 I'll give you a baby.

00:51:38.980 Hey, I thought we were supporting that guy who supports child transitioning.

00:51:43.540 Nah, I'm going to pass on that one.

00:51:45.180 I don't know.

00:51:45.860 Oh, he was, uh, so I was asking, I was like, I bet you're a great wingman.

00:51:49.320 He was like, dude, I can get anybody laid.

00:51:51.980 He was like, he was like, I'm the best way he were.

00:51:54.140 So we were leaving for the night.

00:51:55.960 Hey, I should have talked to Josh about it.

00:51:57.580 No, no, no.

00:51:57.960 We were, we were like two o'clock and like, it was last call.

00:52:01.260 So we left or walking back.

00:52:03.120 And I was like, Josh, uh, I don't know how you get back.

00:52:05.780 He was like, don't worry.

00:52:06.260 I'll find a way.

00:52:06.800 Uh, I was like, I go where the people want me.

00:52:11.460 And so we get like, we get, we, me and Jose get to my car and Josh is like, just literally

00:52:19.320 walking around.

00:52:20.660 And at the same time, he was matchmaking like a group of black dudes over there and a group 0.95

00:52:25.400 of black women over there. 1.00

00:52:26.660 And like, they were like, no, no, no, no, no. 0.51

00:52:29.680 Swear to God. 0.63

00:52:30.120 And he goes, because like, they were like these black women over there. 1.00

00:52:32.660 And he was just like, they're like, we want some Henny.

00:52:35.060 And he was like, yo, y'all got Henny.

00:52:37.340 And they're like, yeah, we got it.

00:52:38.240 He's like, they got some Hennessy.

00:52:39.420 Come on.

00:52:40.340 And he was like, come on.

00:52:43.480 And like, he was just like in the middle of a parking lot doing this, like trying to,

00:52:47.240 and then like, and then like, he just walks off and he just sees us and he runs over.

00:52:51.520 And I'm like sitting about to like drive off.

00:52:54.020 And he was like, get out.

00:52:55.080 I'm like, what?

00:52:55.740 He's like, I'm driving.

00:52:56.720 I'm like, this is my car.

00:52:58.220 He was like, I'm driving.

00:53:01.420 Oh no.

00:53:02.080 I think Josh drove my car twice when he was up here.

00:53:07.740 MK Ultraviolence says Josh Smith is the only politician where you kiss his baby.

00:53:16.080 And also Josh Smith versus Clint Russell rap battle would be pretty cool, I feel like.

00:53:22.720 I'm down, dude.

00:53:23.540 You know, even though Josh is clearly like more legitimately black than me, 0.58

00:53:27.960 I find it hard to believe he can beat me in a rap battle.

00:53:31.080 I don't think so.

00:53:31.780 I also think, well, wasn't Josh in like punk and emo bands?

00:53:35.860 I don't know if I've ever seen him rap.

00:53:38.240 Yeah.

00:53:38.500 Which is the only reason that I'm not convinced that he's actually black is that he was into like punk and emo.

00:53:46.720 But yeah.

00:53:47.520 So then we were like, he was like, I really want some Wawa's, man.

00:53:51.080 Let's go to Wawa's.

00:53:52.240 Dude, that was sick.

00:53:53.600 Dude.

00:53:54.040 Yeah.

00:53:54.240 Well, and he goes, I want a sandwich.

00:53:55.880 And he was like, you want a sandwich?

00:54:00.240 And I'm like, fine.

00:54:01.220 I'll come in.

00:54:01.760 He was like, all right.

00:54:02.340 And then we go in there and we start buying a sandwich.

00:54:04.180 Jose's knocked out in the car.

00:54:05.960 I mean, he's gone.

00:54:06.640 I mean. 0.57

00:54:06.900 Dope.

00:54:07.680 Jose had, I wish he was on here because there's other things I want to talk about with Jose,

00:54:11.320 but I'm going to leave that out.

00:54:13.300 So he's a good, he needs to do a chat note, man.

00:54:15.720 We're not letting him get out of that. 1.00

00:54:16.940 I love, I love that as soon as he was, he was obligated to drink fucking pussy milk. 0.99

00:54:21.880 He's been gone for two weeks. 1.00

00:54:23.200 Yes.

00:54:23.600 I know.

00:54:23.960 He's like, I'm not going to do it. 1.00

00:54:25.600 Fuck him. 1.00

00:54:26.160 He's going to do it. 1.00

00:54:26.680 We're going to force feed him some.

00:54:28.220 I RIP my future lunch. 0.98

00:54:30.540 I texted that to you, Toad, but like, man, that's going to be fucking terrible. 0.99

00:54:34.500 Are you fucking kidding me, dude? 1.00

00:54:36.440 Why would you even fucking risk that shit? 1.00

00:54:38.540 He's going to do it, man. 1.00

00:54:40.100 But, uh, so we're in Wawa's and he is just talking to literally everybody.

00:54:47.160 Um, it doesn't matter who they are, what they look like.

00:54:50.800 I mean, and I was just like following him around and like, he was like, you want a drink?

00:54:54.480 Let's get a drink.

00:54:55.120 And so he goes over and gets a drink and a black dude passes by him and he turns around 1.00

00:54:59.600 and he's like, Oh shit. 0.99

00:55:00.620 I thought you were a him. 0.99

00:55:01.980 And he points at me and I'm like, how did you get us mixed up?

00:55:06.440 We look nothing alike. 0.99

00:55:08.040 And I realized I was like, Oh shit. 1.00

00:55:10.000 I just said that to a black guy. 1.00

00:55:11.960 He looks at me like, did you just say that motherfucker? 1.00

00:55:15.360 Did you just call it? 1.00

00:55:16.020 Did you just say like, no, no, no.

00:55:18.860 He was stone faced. 1.00

00:55:20.420 And like, I was like, Oh shit, I'm going to get beat up. 1.00

00:55:23.160 Like, well, you look very black. 1.00

00:55:25.120 I mean, look at you. 0.69

00:55:27.180 I can't tell if your name is Cole or Jamal.

00:55:29.780 I mean, I'm offended on his behalf.

00:55:33.320 To answer for us, mommy's question.

00:55:35.060 I don't think anyone else was doing any hard drugs. 0.98

00:55:37.820 Everyone was just drinking heavy and fucking smoking weed. 0.98

00:55:40.200 I think I could be right. 0.99

00:55:41.580 As far as I know.

00:55:42.760 No, he just was on a different level.

00:55:44.920 Like it was.

00:55:46.380 So then he buys some of those wasabi peas.

00:55:50.080 And then he proceeds to ask everybody that passes by.

00:55:54.460 Yo, you want some?

00:55:56.760 When I say that in that voice, I'm not lying.

00:55:58.880 That's exactly what he said.

00:55:59.800 You want some?

00:56:00.820 You want some?

00:56:01.300 That's a peas, man.

00:56:02.020 They're hot.

00:56:02.440 Is he from the South? 1.00

00:56:06.000 What the fuck is going on here? 1.00

00:56:07.280 No, it's just so big. 1.00

00:56:08.320 It's hot.

00:56:09.000 I'm hot.

00:56:09.560 You're hot.

00:56:10.080 Let's come.

00:56:10.660 What's up, baby? 0.51

00:56:12.400 Josh is from Oakland, but he's actually a black guy from the South.

00:56:16.080 And then we get into a conversation with a random dude and find out this guy is a Nick Fuentes fan.

00:56:25.480 Oh, I forgot about this guy. 0.99

00:56:28.640 The fucking Nick Fuentes guy. 1.00

00:56:30.620 He was a grower. 1.00

00:56:31.060 Oh, just Nick Fuentes in general?

00:56:32.780 No, no, no. 0.99

00:56:33.320 The fucking guy who was like, hey, I had an option to be here at the Nick Fuentes Fest. 0.99

00:56:38.000 This is a different guy. 1.00

00:56:38.860 Different guy.

00:56:39.920 Different guy.

00:56:40.260 There weren't multiple people that were like that?

00:56:42.400 This guy was just in Wawa's.

00:56:43.960 Just a random guy that he talked to.

00:56:46.620 And Josh was like-

00:56:47.440 Just a griper in the wild.

00:56:49.060 No, it was so funny because-

00:56:50.060 It exists apparently.

00:56:51.740 Because he goes, like Josh is like, what's up?

00:56:54.000 I'm Josh.

00:56:54.940 And he was like, hey, what's up?

00:56:56.620 And he was like, this is Fat Dave.

00:56:57.500 He says the N word.

00:56:58.920 Oh, my God, man.

00:57:00.840 I'm in a Wawa.

00:57:02.440 I was in Florida.

00:57:03.940 And I'm just like, dude.

00:57:05.780 And the guy goes, it's based.

00:57:07.400 Let's call him Bass Dave. 1.00

00:57:10.320 Holy shit. 0.99

00:57:12.120 This isn't Fat Dave. 0.99

00:57:13.400 This is Bass Dave.

00:57:14.780 The guy said that.

00:57:15.860 He said, this is Bass Dave.

00:57:17.200 And I was like, oh, my God.

00:57:18.740 Bro, you got to learn to roll with it.

00:57:20.140 You got to learn to like, yeah, what's up?

00:57:21.480 I'm Fat Dave.

00:57:22.060 What's up?

00:57:22.360 Let's be honest.

00:57:23.340 What do you want to meet?

00:57:23.920 He fits way better in the Graeber movement than he does in the Liberty Street.

00:57:27.920 Dude.

00:57:28.600 It's the comb over. 1.00

00:57:29.840 It's the fucking, the whitest person you know. 1.00

00:57:34.100 You guys start growing a mustache. 1.00

00:57:35.780 And then like this guy's mom's agent of Jews. 0.69

00:57:37.680 Yes.

00:57:37.960 Yes. 0.98

00:57:38.200 At least Josh didn't say that to the black guy. 0.97

00:57:41.620 He probably would have. 0.98

00:57:42.960 He likes to say the N word.

00:57:44.800 I'm not like he probably would have.

00:57:45.920 Because he was just telling this guy.

00:57:47.540 And he was just like, oh, yeah, I have a podcast.

00:57:49.760 And he was like telling about it.

00:57:51.200 And he was like, this guy's on Tower of Power.

00:57:52.440 You should check it out.

00:57:53.980 And I was like, this is pretty cool.

00:57:55.540 But this guy was just totally into it.

00:57:57.300 And just randomly found out this guy.

00:57:58.860 And he was just like, oh, yeah, all my friends are into Nick Fuentes.

00:58:01.380 Because I'll listen to him a little bit.

00:58:02.480 I think he's kind of funny.

00:58:03.560 And he was like, I ironically have a, oh, the Italian fascist flag.

00:58:09.680 Is that what I think he's talking about?

00:58:11.080 Oh, my.

00:58:11.860 Yeah, he was like, I have it hanging in my room.

00:58:13.560 He was like, but he was like.

00:58:14.340 That's cool.

00:58:14.860 And he was like, but he was like, we're joking.

00:58:17.720 No, it's a joke.

00:58:19.140 Where it's funny.

00:58:20.340 We're having fun.

00:58:23.540 Ironically, I have it basically. 1.00

00:58:25.080 By the way, that logo, I'm pretty sure is a fascist, which is literally a faggot. 1.00

00:58:29.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:58:30.360 He has.

00:58:31.160 No, but he has the one with like the eagle.

00:58:35.420 Like it's something.

00:58:37.100 Yeah.

00:58:37.420 Imagine existing under a fascist dictatorship, which is essentially what we exist under now.

00:58:43.140 And advocating on behalf of it while the existing fascist organization is set up to destroy you.

00:58:51.320 And you're just like, no, no, we're going to turn it around.

00:58:53.520 We're going to we're going to control all of it.

00:58:55.120 It's like it ain't happening. 0.98

00:58:56.260 Gripers get the fuck over. 0.97

00:58:57.680 Also, what's really funny was he was like something about Russia and Ukraine. 0.99

00:59:04.420 And he was just like, man, kind of on Russia's side. 0.95

00:59:08.160 Like, this guy is insane.

00:59:13.040 And he was like, and Josh, I did get on it. 0.77

00:59:16.880 Fight him on the podcast on his own podcast.

00:59:19.660 It was just but that's how Josh was the whole night.

00:59:22.080 It was so much fun.

00:59:22.980 Like it was I'd never saw that side of Josh.

00:59:25.580 And I was like, this is really fun with him.

00:59:27.440 Like whenever he's whenever he gets going.

00:59:29.720 One of the funny things about Josh is like, you know, he's got all these haters and everything.

00:59:33.260 But he's like one of the nicest, like most genuine people you ever would talk to anybody.

00:59:38.080 Yeah, yeah, dude.

00:59:39.340 Like that's every time you meet any of these haters, you're like, oh, I get it. 1.00

00:59:44.220 You suck. 1.00

00:59:45.680 Your life is miserable and you're miserable and you hate anybody that does anything positive at all. 1.00

00:59:52.260 And that's basically what all these people are. 0.99

00:59:54.060 And by the way, even though I've had many, many an online encounter with people that are threatening me and doing all sorts of wild shit.

00:59:59.980 Like every event I go to, I walk around, everyone comes up and shakes my hand and gives me a hug.

01:00:05.440 No one ever other than Black Mutualist who came up and was like, why'd you block me, son? 1.00

01:00:09.600 That's the only time I've had anyone ever front on you.

01:00:12.460 And respect.

01:00:13.800 Was that Black Mutualist or was that Josh Smith?

01:00:16.140 I couldn't tell.

01:00:17.140 It basically sounded exactly the same.

01:00:18.580 It was Black Mutualist. 0.64

01:00:19.460 He definitely was the one that fronted.

01:00:21.140 One's got a crystal and can rap.

01:00:22.960 The other one's Josh.

01:00:24.000 All right.

01:00:25.740 I thought you were going to say the other one's Black Mutualist.

01:00:27.720 Josh has a secret crystal.

01:00:31.320 You don't see it. 1.00

01:00:32.600 It's up his ass. 1.00

01:00:33.260 He holds it up his ass. 1.00

01:00:34.220 It's one of those kegles. 1.00

01:00:35.000 I got it in first. 1.00

01:00:35.760 It's up his ass. 0.99

01:00:36.980 All jokes aside, Josh, one of the nicest people I ever met. 1.00

01:00:40.060 And I said this a million times.

01:00:41.280 I'll say it again.

01:00:42.300 I was having a panic attack at the Missouri convention last year because I was like giving

01:00:47.660 a speech on something like really close to my heart. 0.98

01:00:49.420 It was like about like getting rid of prisons because like I fucking hate prisons. 0.97

01:00:53.480 That's what radicalized me. 0.99

01:00:54.940 And I was like freaking the fuck out, man.

01:00:57.060 Like this is my first speaking event ever. 0.98

01:00:59.480 I'm not I'm fucking sober for this, dude. 0.96

01:01:01.540 It's a nightmare. 0.95

01:01:02.660 And so I talked to Josh. 0.98

01:01:03.880 I'm like, yo, I'm fucking bugging, son. 0.94

01:01:06.220 And he goes, he just talks me through it. 0.99

01:01:08.700 He like fucking grabs my shoulders. 0.99

01:01:11.460 I'm like, you're a very big man. 0.99

01:01:13.040 He grabs my shoulders and he like talks me down.

01:01:15.620 He's like, dude, it's fine. 0.99

01:01:16.860 Like whatever is fucking libertarians. 0.96

01:01:18.580 He's any dude like the most reassuring person ever. 0.99

01:01:22.180 Very genuine, honest person. 0.98

01:01:24.640 Like I fucking love Josh. 0.96

01:01:26.300 I'll like whatever. 0.97

01:01:27.860 Yeah, me too.

01:01:28.700 I've been right. 1.00

01:01:29.320 If this is dick writing, I'm fucking dick writing. 0.99

01:01:30.840 What's up? 1.00

01:01:31.400 Yeah. 0.98

01:01:32.140 Well, we know after this past weekend, you are not opposed to dick writing. 1.00

01:01:35.120 So I don't give a fuck, dude. 1.00

01:01:36.340 It's all wet. 0.99

01:01:37.100 What's up? 0.98

01:01:38.800 Flint is pansexual, man. 1.00

01:01:40.560 He'll just he'll just fuck any object. 1.00

01:01:42.380 Listen, if you're hot, you're hot. 1.00

01:01:44.520 You know it.

01:01:45.060 I know.

01:01:45.640 What's up?

01:01:46.840 Hit me online. 0.99

01:01:47.860 I see you fucking in the chat, dude. 1.00

01:01:51.560 I see you. 1.00

01:01:52.400 What's up?

01:01:53.040 What's your name?

01:01:54.760 Oh, what's up, Elizabeth?

01:01:55.940 What's up?

01:01:56.680 Oh, what's up?

01:01:58.200 What's Shannon Lee? 1.00

01:01:59.060 I got you.

01:01:59.740 What's good?

01:02:00.280 What's up, Spud Rockers? 0.98

01:02:01.180 Oh, what's up?

01:02:02.140 Hey, where's Ashton at?

01:02:03.080 Is she still in her room?

01:02:04.480 Is that what's going on?

01:02:05.340 She's been writing a script for like 72 hours straight.

01:02:07.900 I'm getting concerned about her.

01:02:09.020 Oh, my God.

01:02:10.980 Is it like a script about?

01:02:13.200 I'm not going to.

01:02:13.620 Is she dead?

01:02:14.220 Did you check pulse?

01:02:15.200 Like, what's up?

01:02:15.980 No, she's she's she's OK, but she's OK.

01:02:18.220 She didn't eat for two days and was just writing nonstop. 0.86

01:02:20.880 And I was like, girl, I know you're in your like your creative fucking flow here, but I'm 0.96

01:02:25.680 getting nervous. 0.97

01:02:26.400 Like you got to come out of the bedroom.

01:02:28.200 Yeah, but I hope it's great.

01:02:29.260 She hasn't let me read a word of it.

01:02:30.960 So I don't know.

01:02:32.140 All right.

01:02:34.180 She's having fun.

01:02:35.860 We're going to talk about.

01:02:36.720 So that was the LP convention. 0.99

01:02:38.620 It was a fabulous fucking time. 0.99

01:02:41.820 Davey told me I hit on the chair. 1.00

01:02:44.240 You probably did.

01:02:45.540 Probably the what the will be chair.

01:02:47.360 Davey told me I hit on.

01:02:48.820 Yeah.

01:02:50.120 Oh, yeah.

01:02:51.200 Apparently, I walked up to her and I looked her up and down. 1.00

01:02:54.080 I went, yeah, I'd vote for you. 0.87

01:02:57.280 Was it one of those chairs that likes to like rape people where you sit in it and has like 1.00

01:03:01.400 a hole in the seat? 0.62

01:03:02.340 No, it's Angela McArdle.

01:03:04.200 Oh, so.

01:03:04.860 Yes.

01:03:05.280 So, yes.

01:03:06.020 Ah, dude. 1.00

01:03:07.060 Damn it. 1.00

01:03:08.540 Beat you to it. 1.00

01:03:09.260 Angela's also a really nice person.

01:03:13.700 Oh, she's super nice. 1.00

01:03:15.100 Angela handled her business perfectly this weekend.

01:03:17.800 So like with like the convention itself, like you said, the MC handled all its business.

01:03:23.300 We got everyone elected that we wanted to get elected.

01:03:25.860 Angela was there making sure we had all the right votes for the national convention. 0.99

01:03:30.100 Everyone kicked major ass. 0.98

01:03:31.680 And we got the demand for secession put in the state platform. 1.00

01:03:36.760 I saw that.

01:03:37.460 That was an incredible moment.

01:03:39.260 I wanted to talk about that.

01:03:40.460 Oh, yeah.

01:03:40.800 Yeah.

01:03:41.820 Because it's I'm telling you, I first off, I had no idea.

01:03:45.580 I knew the name of the event was flex it or die.

01:03:48.260 I had no idea that we were going to vote on it.

01:03:50.660 And I had no idea I was going to get to get to vote on it, nor that I would be able to

01:03:54.680 stand up and speak before the vote happened. 0.59

01:03:56.980 It was so fucking cool. 0.88

01:03:58.040 So we had like 10, maybe 12 people that got up in favor of it and argued so beautifully, 0.94

01:04:04.400 so passionately.

01:04:05.380 If I could remember everyone's name, I would say it.

01:04:08.560 Richie Ramirez, I think his name and Hector, a bunch of people just.

01:04:12.680 Yeah.

01:04:12.980 Rich Perez, Hector Roos, Mitch Connor, a bunch of the guys from the Swampcast got up there

01:04:17.520 and then other people got up as well.

01:04:18.940 They absolutely crushed it.

01:04:20.960 And and I was like, I was so inspired.

01:04:23.720 And then some people got up to say, no, this will push people away.

01:04:27.800 This is too divisive, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:04:29.160 All that weak shit that I'm trying to get out of the LP. 0.99

01:04:31.560 So I was so inspired from the people that gave the positive, you know, pro secession 0.99

01:04:36.020 secession speeches.

01:04:37.380 And then these other people got up and I was like, OK, here we go.

01:04:40.040 So I got up and gave a couple of minute talk.

01:04:41.900 And I was just like, this is this is the peaceful alternative to what we're what we're

01:04:46.080 headed for.

01:04:46.660 Oh, yeah.

01:04:46.880 So like session has now been voted in, hasn't it?

01:04:49.020 On like the the Florida.

01:04:51.160 Yeah, that's what it was.

01:04:52.180 That's what I'm talking about.

01:04:53.380 This this was the this was the debate for the vote.

01:04:55.980 And then right after that, we held the vote.

01:04:57.740 It passed pretty easily.

01:04:59.000 And that was amazing.

01:05:00.280 The the entire room room erupted in cheers. 0.99

01:05:03.460 It was a fucking beautiful moment. 0.99

01:05:04.780 That's very cool. 0.99

01:05:05.740 Most positive political experience I've had since the Ron Paul revolution.

01:05:08.980 No bullshit.

01:05:09.740 And then after that, we had to vote for delegates for national, which will be allowed to vote 0.94

01:05:13.760 on chair, vice chair, everything else.

01:05:15.880 And shocker of shocker, I will be a delegate at national in Reno.

01:05:19.940 So it's going to be so so we got there putting up the list on the board for all the people

01:05:25.760 that can be nominated or voted for as delegates.

01:05:28.260 And I look up there and I see Clint Russell.

01:05:30.980 I go, wait a second.

01:05:32.940 Or I look up.

01:05:33.780 I see Clint Mew and I look down.

01:05:35.180 Clint Russell's on the paper that they're giving out to people to vote for.

01:05:38.460 I go over to Angela.

01:05:40.140 I go over to Clint.

01:05:40.920 I'm like, Clint, your name isn't really Russell, right?

01:05:43.240 I think we need to get this fixed.

01:05:44.940 It's Goldberg.

01:05:46.080 It's Clint Goldberg.

01:05:47.160 In fairness, my middle name is Russell, so it's fine.

01:05:51.400 And they actually were so well organized, they were able to inform all the people that

01:05:56.360 were going to vote for me about which name they had to select.

01:05:58.940 So they got it done.

01:06:00.360 And I think we got 60, 68 of the 100.

01:06:03.720 68%, yeah.

01:06:04.760 Yeah, of the 100 electoral votes from Florida.

01:06:08.460 Yeah.

01:06:09.400 It was almost nice.

01:06:11.440 But that gives us two thirds, which enables us to do whatever we want.

01:06:15.580 So that's incredible.

01:06:16.440 But the Florida secession movement is awesome, man, because you can create a logo where you've

01:06:21.020 lopped Florida off of America, so it looks like you're castrating America.

01:06:25.160 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:06:26.220 All the balls are down here. 0.99

01:06:27.820 That's right. 1.00

01:06:29.000 You cut Florida off of America, America becomes dickless. 1.00

01:06:33.000 Hey, you boys made a convincing fucking argument to move from fucking Mocan. 1.00

01:06:38.240 I mean, I love the Midwest, but hot dog, Florida sure showed me how to party. 0.99

01:06:43.160 It was fun, dude.

01:06:44.160 By the way, we totally missed out on, I got to mention this.

01:06:47.580 Clint got stood up by Dave Smith. 0.99

01:06:49.620 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:06:51.420 I thought that was recorded. 1.00

01:06:53.820 What's up?

01:06:54.700 What's up, dog?

01:06:56.820 What's up? 1.00

01:06:57.960 Jose's fucking... 1.00

01:06:58.820 Did I try to fuck Jose? 1.00

01:07:04.360 Probably. 1.00

01:07:04.940 I feel like...

01:07:05.380 He was sitting there for most of the night.

01:07:06.520 No, you can't shrug, man.

01:07:07.840 I got to know. 1.00

01:07:08.940 I got to know who I tried to fuck. 0.99

01:07:10.660 Jose was so drunk. 0.99

01:07:11.680 He didn't know either. 0.99

01:07:12.940 Are you talking about when you were trying to fuck? 0.99

01:07:15.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:15.620 You?

01:07:17.400 What's up?

01:07:18.600 I see you, baby. 0.97

01:07:19.540 No, I was pretty fucked up, but although I feel like I did a really good job of keeping 0.98

01:07:22.900 my shit together, I don't drink that hard very often, but I probably cleaned like three 0.99

01:07:27.100 quarters of that whole bottle by myself and fucking gave away the rest, and then I had 0.99

01:07:30.960 a bunch of people buy me drinks and shit because I'm a niche micro-internet celebrity. 0.95

01:07:37.080 That was a very weird thing of people come up and try to buy you drinks. 0.95

01:07:40.380 That was very...

01:07:41.380 Yeah, it was cool.

01:07:43.220 Somebody bought me the 9-11 cocktail at Tom Woods, man.

01:07:45.760 That was pretty sweet.

01:07:46.420 Yeah, it was pretty funny.

01:07:50.160 Some guy came out and offered to buy all you guys' drinks and looked at Clinton.

01:07:53.880 He's like, Clinton, you want a drink too, right?

01:07:55.460 And he was gone for like 20 minutes. 0.99

01:07:56.740 Clinton was like, where the fuck is this guy with my drink? 0.99

01:08:01.160 He was gone for a long time. 0.99

01:08:02.320 I was going to go get a drink if he wasn't coming back.

01:08:04.120 Anyway, that dude was dope. 0.52

01:08:06.140 That dude was dope. 0.90

01:08:07.160 He's got like 100 acres or some shit in Florida, and he's like, you can hold Tower Power Hour 0.98

01:08:11.720 episode 100 at my ranch. 1.00

01:08:13.500 I was like, fuck, dude. 0.99

01:08:14.620 This is going to be awesome. 1.00

01:08:15.520 It's going to be... 1.00

01:08:15.900 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:08:16.460 But, okay, so, Clint... 1.00

01:08:18.000 Drink the fucking cat milk, Jose. 1.00

01:08:19.980 I got to milk the fuck. 1.00

01:08:20.820 Dude, everyone's calling for it in the chat. 1.00

01:08:22.360 Look at that shit, dude. 1.00

01:08:23.260 You don't actually have to. 1.00

01:08:25.040 I don't need to see it, but like...

01:08:26.160 It's a really bad time.

01:08:27.300 I promise it a really bad time on their lactation levels.

01:08:31.440 One just gave birth the other night, so like in their first week or two, next week,

01:08:36.360 I'll probably be able to milk a whole lot better. 0.99

01:08:37.840 I tried milk in like last one, and I got like literally a few drops because the fuckers were 0.99

01:08:42.760 drinking it. 0.99

01:08:43.620 Because like a week ago, I had one cat who had just given birth, so the little fucker was 1.00

01:08:47.760 drinking it. 1.00

01:08:48.400 The fuckers were drinking it all. 1.00

01:08:49.860 And the other cat was like about to get birth, so it was only lactating a little bit. 1.00

01:08:53.360 They got a few drops. 0.96

01:08:54.180 It was like, if I pop in with a few drops, they're going to like give me so much goddamn 1.00

01:08:57.420 shit. 1.00

01:08:58.300 So, I was like, I got to wait. 0.99

01:08:59.520 So, next week, I feel like they'll be at a better lactation level to be able to get you

01:09:02.540 You got to get like at least an ounce.

01:09:04.360 Like a legit ounce.

01:09:05.020 An ounce?

01:09:05.940 That's an insane amount of milking. 0.71

01:09:08.720 That doesn't sound much at all.

01:09:10.720 By the way, Jose looks like he has herpes all over his mouth, so he must have blown flint

01:09:14.760 at the-

01:09:15.200 I do. 0.99

01:09:15.780 That's a cold sore that fucking- 0.99

01:09:17.640 I can't. 0.99

01:09:20.360 We're having fun.

01:09:21.840 We're having fun.

01:09:23.040 It's fun.

01:09:24.140 I can't.

01:09:24.700 It's funny.

01:09:25.200 I'm having fun.

01:09:26.580 My theory with herpes-

01:09:27.860 My theory with herpes, if you give it to everyone, it's not a problem.

01:09:31.780 So, I had to go get a picture with Dave. 0.95

01:09:37.420 Like, he was like talking, and I was like, oh fuck, I really gotta go, because I didn't 0.95

01:09:40.580 have a picture with him yet. 0.92

01:09:41.660 So, I went and took a picture with him, and he was like, okay, I'll- he was like, thanks,

01:09:45.360 I'm gonna go up there and then be right back.

01:09:47.500 I was like, alright, fine.

01:09:48.660 And then, I came back, and Clint was like, oh, where'd he go?

01:09:51.240 And I was like, oh, he went up and he's gonna come back later, he said.

01:09:54.140 And he was like, okay, I gotta give him a shirt.

01:09:56.380 He was like, I have a shirt for him.

01:09:58.120 And-

01:09:58.520 Hold on, hold on.

01:09:59.780 Before his comedy show, I showed it to him, and I was like, yo, would you rock this? 1.00

01:10:04.920 And he's like, fuck yeah, I'd rock that, dude, that shit's sick. 1.00

01:10:07.020 And I was like, okay, awesome. 0.99

01:10:09.060 I know you're about to go up on stage, I'll give it to you after, because I don't want

01:10:11.880 you to have to carry it around everywhere, you know? 0.98

01:10:13.400 I was trying to be thoughtful, but then he comes out of the show, he gets fucking mobbed 0.97

01:10:17.120 by 40, you know, incels, and then, and then, and then I go and I- 1.00

01:10:22.660 Please let me suck your dick. 1.00

01:10:24.080 Let me get the Jewish nectar. 1.00

01:10:27.740 And then meanwhile, Cole's like, no, I have to take the picture.

01:10:32.440 So I sit down, I get hit on by Flint for an hour or so, and then Dave, Dave vanishes,

01:10:37.860 and then go ahead, Cole.

01:10:39.540 Well, so, and then Clint's like, I mean, an hour passed, that was like around like 10.

01:10:45.140 And then like at 11, like, Dave leaves at 10, about 11, we're like, he's not coming out,

01:10:50.860 right?

01:10:51.320 Like, and Clint's like, no, no, no, I'm going to wait, I think he's still, he might, I'll

01:10:54.760 have to text him maybe.

01:10:56.020 And we're like, dude, we're going to go out, like, we're going to go, like, go drink, you

01:10:59.900 want to come with us?

01:11:00.440 He was like, I kind of have to wait for Dave.

01:11:03.940 He's not coming.

01:11:05.100 Honestly, honestly, I was making excuses at that point.

01:11:07.360 I was just trying to make sure Ashton was all right, but I did text Dave at like midnight.

01:11:11.560 He was asleep.

01:11:12.280 He texted me in the morning and he was already like headed to the airport.

01:11:15.140 So it's all good, dude.

01:11:16.280 Like, I gave it to Angela. 0.97

01:11:18.580 There was an entire stack of fucking like Tower Gang, Naturalist Capitalist, Liberty Lockdown 0.99

01:11:23.440 shirts all sitting on Angela's desk and she's bringing them all to wherever the fuck Dave's 0.99

01:11:28.180 at this weekend. 0.96

01:11:29.120 So he's going to go.

01:11:31.220 Hey, all jokes aside though, Angela's going to win, right?

01:11:34.540 Like Florida's dominated by MC.

01:11:36.700 Yeah.

01:11:37.100 There it is. 0.99

01:11:37.880 Like there's a fucking unanimous head shake. 1.00

01:11:39.820 Like, fuck yeah, fuck. 1.00

01:11:40.640 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:11:41.480 Yeah.

01:11:41.680 What do you think one of us is going to be like, nah, she's got no chance.

01:11:44.080 Like, dude, she's a woman. 1.00

01:11:45.460 I mean, hey, you know what?

01:11:46.740 She's going to vote for a woman. 1.00

01:11:47.540 Angela's fucking dope. 1.00

01:11:48.640 Like, like regardless of looks, she's hot. 1.00

01:11:51.040 But like, yeah, all, all, all that aside, she's fucking dope. 1.00

01:11:54.720 Like she's, she should win, dude. 0.99

01:11:57.000 She should be Jared.

01:11:57.820 She's thinner than Dave, which is saying a lot, by the way. 1.00

01:12:00.540 By the way, if a Flint says that he would fuck you, it means nothing because he would 1.00

01:12:04.460 fuck like a cardboard box. 1.00

01:12:06.040 Dave is borderline creepy skinny in person. 1.00

01:12:08.880 I love Dave, but he's put on like five to 10 pounds of muscle.

01:12:12.180 Yeah, Dave, you got to lift up.

01:12:14.600 What's up?

01:12:16.200 Yeah, I told him I'd vote for him if you put, put on 20 pounds of muscle.

01:12:19.680 Hit the gym, bud.

01:12:20.880 What are you doing?

01:12:21.460 20 pounds.

01:12:22.440 20 pounds.

01:12:23.300 10 ply, bud.

01:12:23.800 Get the rules going, man.

01:12:25.000 I was totally joking that I saw him in person.

01:12:26.820 I'm like, yeah, you need it.

01:12:27.780 But he's got a good frame.

01:12:28.700 He could pack on the muscle easily, I think.

01:12:30.500 So you think I wish I was naturally skinny. 1.00

01:12:33.460 Eat more meat, you know, eat more of the fucking carbs. 1.00

01:12:36.260 Start fucking hitting the fucking weights. 1.00

01:12:38.540 What's up? 1.00

01:12:39.580 I get it.

01:12:40.080 Anything else on Florida?

01:12:41.300 Because it was a great time.

01:12:42.700 Anybody else have any funny stories?

01:12:43.860 I just wanted to note that it's only when I go to libertarian conventions that I feel 0.97

01:12:48.020 like a goddamn giant. 0.96

01:12:49.420 I'm so much bigger than everybody there for the most part. 0.99

01:12:53.460 How tall are you?

01:12:54.840 I'm only 6'1", but I'm 6'1", 2'10". 0.99

01:12:57.460 I thought you meant everybody whips out their penis at these things. 1.00

01:13:01.340 They're all pinching it and jerking it. 1.00

01:13:03.400 I really don't know.

01:13:04.480 But there's so many tiny people at these events.

01:13:07.460 And it's just, I see these photos after.

01:13:09.800 There's this one picture with the lady that was on the panel.

01:13:12.840 And I swear to God, if you see it, I look like Andre the Giant. 0.97

01:13:15.360 I am so fucking enormous. 0.96

01:13:16.520 I thought you were talking about Angela. 0.98

01:13:18.920 No, no, no.

01:13:19.680 It's this little tiny lady, but it's hilarious. 1.00

01:13:21.300 Angela's tall about it. 0.99

01:13:22.380 I do want to say, what the fuck does this mean? 1.00

01:13:25.460 This makes it feel like I showed you my dick, but I don't remember. 1.00

01:13:27.860 I don't know, dude. 1.00

01:13:32.160 I mean, Jose, you should show people your dick. 1.00

01:13:35.060 I mean, it's not that special. 1.00

01:13:37.340 It looks like you should show everyone your dick. 1.00

01:13:40.240 Jose posted his balls on the timeline, but his dick was censored, so there's that. 1.00

01:13:44.540 The funny thing is I didn't even know I posted my balls when I did. 0.99

01:13:49.340 Yeah, did Josh actually do it? 0.97

01:13:52.440 Yeah, did Josh go to the ocean?

01:13:53.300 Yes, Josh nearly went to the ocean right.

01:13:55.240 It wasn't the ocean.

01:13:56.440 It was the river. 0.99

01:13:57.100 Or just because there's a beach, whatever the fuck is the river or the ocean. 0.75

01:14:01.680 Would you just let us have the story? 0.95

01:14:04.820 Honestly, he did almost try to go in there.

01:14:07.740 I don't think I did, but maybe I did.

01:14:11.240 I have my shoes off.

01:14:12.800 I'll go in this ocean if you go in the ocean.

01:14:15.160 Come on, man.

01:14:16.100 He was literally trying to get everybody going there.

01:14:17.920 Come on.

01:14:18.540 I have my clothes off.

01:14:19.660 Let's go.

01:14:20.080 Let's go in the ocean.

01:14:21.080 I'm like, yo, dog. 0.96

01:14:23.080 Are we going to get into nipples? 0.97

01:14:25.100 Is that going to? 1.00

01:14:25.560 Oh, your wife's weird nipples? 1.00

01:14:28.000 I'll always get into nipples. 1.00

01:14:29.680 Yo. 0.99

01:14:29.940 Yo, why doesn't Elizabeth have areolas? 1.00

01:14:31.120 Liz is in the chat, dog. 1.00

01:14:37.340 Okay, I'll have to fuck you. 1.00

01:14:39.040 You probably have to explain. 1.00

01:14:39.860 And then you let an areola-less woman bully you out of going to meet Bert. 1.00

01:14:44.840 What the fuck? 1.00

01:14:45.340 That's true. 1.00

01:14:46.620 All right, so.

01:14:47.540 You have the power here.

01:14:48.640 You have areolas.

01:14:49.780 She doesn't.

01:14:50.080 No, no, no.

01:14:50.720 I'll get into it. 0.98

01:14:51.480 So fucking Jack posted that picture of me and Top, and I'm shirtless, and I have very, 1.00

01:14:57.960 very small nipples. 0.99

01:14:59.080 Like, it is extremely, it's almost kind of weird. 0.99

01:15:01.660 So that's why you like small nipples, then, or you claim to. 0.93

01:15:04.480 I like, yeah, I like that. 0.98

01:15:05.500 You just can't be self-conscious, man.

01:15:07.700 Hey, Cole.

01:15:08.320 Genetics.

01:15:08.720 Great.

01:15:09.340 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:09.800 I love them. 0.99

01:15:11.120 Well, what, and, uh, and they were making fun of my nipples, they were putting it in my 0.99

01:15:14.920 eyes, and they were like, uh, they were doing all kinds of shit, and so I said, everybody 0.99

01:15:19.860 show their fucking nipples, because all nipples are kind of weird, and then Elizabeth is sitting 1.00

01:15:23.800 right beside me, and she was like, should I show them? 1.00

01:15:25.320 And I was like, what is this, like, zoom in, like, don't show your tits, like, to her 0.99

01:15:30.080 whole group chat. 0.99

01:15:31.500 She was like, fine.

01:15:32.660 And then, like, she'd take a picture, and she has, like, it's, like, really zoomed in, 0.92

01:15:35.680 so it's, like, just her nipple.

01:15:37.640 And it's, like, this, her, like, it's, like, this, all the same color. 0.87

01:15:42.340 And so, Jose's like, you don't have any areolas, I guess.

01:15:46.220 And she was like, I have areolas. 0.70

01:15:49.200 No areola-having-ass madam. 1.00

01:15:51.440 This is a perfect neg to try and get her to send. 0.97

01:15:53.740 No, this is what I was saying!

01:15:54.820 Send the real thing.

01:15:55.620 You were in person.

01:15:56.560 I was like, Jose's just me.

01:15:57.320 It's like, you don't have any areolas, do you?

01:15:58.940 You don't have any areolas. 1.00

01:16:00.180 I don't, I bet you don't even have tits. 1.00

01:16:02.000 Well, he was like, I don't believe you. 1.00

01:16:03.940 And I was like, and Alyssa was all, she was like, I'm going to show him my boob. 0.65

01:16:07.240 And I was like, don't, he's negging you. 1.00

01:16:08.460 I bet you don't have a pussy either. 1.00

01:16:09.700 I was like, he's negging you. 1.00

01:16:12.700 He wants you to show him your tits. 1.00

01:16:15.380 He's just doing it on purpose. 0.99

01:16:17.260 And he's in the chat, like, I'm not negging.

01:16:19.000 I'm just, I think it's actually kind of funny. 0.98

01:16:20.500 I don't even want to see her tits. 1.00

01:16:21.680 I just think it's wild that she doesn't have areolas. 0.99

01:16:23.760 I mean, if she wants to show them, that's what they want to do.

01:16:24.620 Legit, it is funnier this way.

01:16:26.100 For me, like, okay, yeah, okay, cool, a boob's nice. 0.99

01:16:29.060 But you know what's even better, mind-fucking her, like, you know, that's amazing. 0.99

01:16:35.820 It literally just mind-fucked her for a couple days now, where she's literally like, she literally was like, I have areolas, right? 0.99

01:16:42.500 Oh, my. 0.98

01:16:45.420 Well, see, the thing was, I think the picture was so zoomed in that it was, like, it was only the nipple and a little bit of areola and nothing beyond that.

01:16:52.860 So you couldn't, you can't tell, like, the color difference. 0.98

01:16:55.520 Damn, this chat is wild. 0.99

01:16:56.840 Mommy is getting some. 1.00

01:16:58.260 Do you see this shit? 1.00

01:16:59.180 Mommy is fucking, fucking, what's up? 1.00

01:17:01.340 I see you, Mommy. 1.00

01:17:01.820 It really didn't matter what the photo was of, because Toad was still going to jerk off to it. 0.71

01:17:05.820 Yeah, that's the only thing I was learning about. 0.99

01:17:07.460 I was like, he definitely jerked off to that. 0.97

01:17:09.660 No, I did not. 0.75

01:17:10.400 He's like, oh, this blurry smudge photo.

01:17:12.840 It was, like, it was literally a nipple. 0.82

01:17:15.520 Like, it was just, like, it was, like, by the way, a nipple by itself, not very hot.

01:17:20.680 No, I didn't even know who it was at first.

01:17:23.360 Oh, that's super hot.

01:17:24.580 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:17:25.800 Hey, Joe.

01:17:26.520 And I want to know.

01:17:27.460 I'm talking myself into it like nobody cares. 1.00

01:17:30.060 No one jerked off to my wife's tits. 1.00

01:17:32.040 Not a chance. 1.00

01:17:32.680 No, there's no way.

01:17:34.440 I want to know where this group chat is and why I'm not in it.

01:17:38.680 You left it.

01:17:40.180 You left the group chat.

01:17:41.360 That's the same group chat.

01:17:42.100 Which one?

01:17:42.560 The hour game group chat that you left. 0.99

01:17:43.880 Clint, if you want to see a bunch of mutilated penises and dude's nipples, then that's where you want to go. 0.99

01:17:49.060 Oh, hold on. 0.99

01:17:49.760 Obviously, that's where we want to be.

01:17:51.380 No, Clint, it's really fun, actually.

01:17:53.060 Yeah, there was drama.

01:17:54.100 All the bad people are doing that.

01:17:55.280 Cole says it's fun.

01:17:56.760 You're having fun.

01:17:58.020 That's what we're coming.

01:17:58.500 You're having fun.

01:17:59.860 I'm not lying, though, Jose. 0.99

01:18:00.920 I had to talk her down from the ledge of, like, sending her tits to the – and she was like, I'll just send one boob. 1.00

01:18:06.340 You told me in the past that one boob isn't sexy. 0.99

01:18:08.680 I'm like, one boob is less sexy than, like, two boobs, but it's still a tit. 0.99

01:18:15.120 Cole, stop making fun of that aster chick. 0.99

01:18:17.760 Thank you, Cole, because this is way funnier this way.

01:18:21.720 Way funnier. 0.94

01:18:23.040 And also, she's been totally mindfucked. 0.95

01:18:25.260 She's been asking me. 0.87

01:18:26.040 She was like, do they look weird?

01:18:28.220 Are they all the same color?

01:18:29.440 I'm like, no, you're fine.

01:18:31.020 I love it how Cole just now figured out this week that women, like, have areolas usually. 1.00

01:18:37.100 Because this is what he's been fucking with her life. 0.99

01:18:39.160 No, I – 0.99

01:18:39.600 Wait, what?

01:18:40.820 Women have areolas? 1.00

01:18:41.720 I thought it was just a dude thing.

01:18:43.460 It's just a dude thing?

01:18:44.800 So, well, she actually – she actually had a double mastectomy. 0.70

01:18:49.360 So, you know, when women just have – you know, they don't have nipples at all anymore. 1.00

01:18:53.000 They just have them, like, tattooed back on it. 0.54

01:18:54.700 They have the vertical scars.

01:18:56.320 Yeah, that's what she has.

01:18:57.700 They just sewed the nip back on.

01:18:59.920 By the way, what's –

01:19:00.680 If you're aware that your wife is prone to nagging, you could use this in all sorts of ways.

01:19:05.360 Just so you know.

01:19:05.680 Yeah.

01:19:05.980 I guess so.

01:19:06.860 I probably could do this. 0.96

01:19:07.200 You won't have sex with me right now. 0.98

01:19:08.720 Oh, no. 0.99

01:19:09.740 Oh, no. 1.00

01:19:10.360 You could have totally talked to Bert with nagging, you know, you fucking faggot. 1.00

01:19:16.180 But, by the way, like, I was going to ask this. 1.00

01:19:18.640 Because we asked this way early on in Tower Gang.

01:19:20.540 And my – Elizabeth got very upset at me then.

01:19:23.060 But I think it's fine now because she showed her areolas. 0.90

01:19:25.300 So, what's your boob? 0.80

01:19:26.660 She didn't.

01:19:27.640 She didn't really.

01:19:29.700 Only a small part of it.

01:19:31.340 What's the best ratio boob to areola to nip? 1.00

01:19:36.360 Because – 0.99

01:19:36.800 I like quarter nipples. 0.96

01:19:37.760 I had all nipples, right? 0.98

01:19:40.020 So, I had Hershey's Kisses. 0.99

01:19:41.300 Quarter nipples? 0.98

01:19:41.900 Those were not okay. 0.91

01:19:42.980 Grape nipples were very not okay, all right? 0.91

01:19:45.680 Pepperoni nipples, they're doable. 0.87

01:19:47.900 But quarter size? 0.98

01:19:49.380 By the way, nipples. 0.98

01:19:50.060 Are you talking about areola? 0.98

01:19:50.880 Are you talking about the actual, like –

01:19:52.660 The areola.

01:19:54.000 Okay.

01:19:54.260 Quarter size is definitely too small. 0.99

01:19:55.620 I like a big nipple. 1.00

01:19:56.440 Who has a quarter – you got fucking pepperoni nips? 1.00

01:19:59.120 Yeah, that's way too small. 0.99

01:20:00.080 Yes.

01:20:00.800 Okay. 0.89

01:20:00.980 Well, we're differentiating between areolas and nipples now for the sake of Liz. 1.00

01:20:04.280 But, you know, I don't know. 0.99

01:20:06.480 I do like big nipples. 0.99

01:20:07.500 I don't know. 0.99

01:20:08.060 I'm, like, indifferent on the areolas.

01:20:10.420 I don't know.

01:20:10.960 I mean, I'm just happy to be there, really.

01:20:12.520 Do you like –

01:20:13.320 You're like a – 0.98

01:20:14.320 Are wild.

01:20:15.680 Yeah.

01:20:16.500 I'm here for it.

01:20:17.820 They're very big.

01:20:19.180 I'm also here for it.

01:20:20.840 By the way, are you down with, like, the very discolored, like, very different colored areola over, like, the boob?

01:20:28.740 Like, do you want, like –

01:20:29.540 No. 1.00

01:20:29.700 Like, basically, she's white, and she has, like, fucking purple. 1.00

01:20:32.200 Like, I don't know. 0.99

01:20:32.620 I mean, you're just, like, the more –

01:20:33.500 It's going to go in my mouth anyway.

01:20:34.020 Those are usually, like, pretty big.

01:20:35.600 Like, the areola –

01:20:36.400 Yeah.

01:20:36.920 It's taking up a lot of blood.

01:20:38.060 By the way, I see –

01:20:39.120 Whatever happens, it's going in my mouth.

01:20:41.300 So, like –

01:20:42.020 Your mouth isn't that big, Flint.

01:20:43.820 It needs to be pink, though.

01:20:45.220 I will say I don't like it because you do see – 0.98

01:20:48.260 Colt doesn't like black women, apparently. 1.00

01:20:49.740 You do see areolas that do, like, almost blend in with the skin sometimes, and those are weird.

01:20:54.540 Like, I want a differentiation, but I guess you don't want, like, extreme differentiation.

01:20:58.180 I don't know.

01:20:58.980 You know, like –

01:21:00.020 I want to be able to tell –

01:21:00.840 What are you doing?

01:21:02.600 I want it to be Aryan. 1.00

01:21:03.880 I want it to be, like, perfect white and then light blue.

01:21:08.040 My word.

01:21:09.300 Yeah.

01:21:10.260 Yeah.

01:21:10.520 I will say, Colt, either your wife has no areolas or she has huge areolas because they didn't fit in the frame. 1.00

01:21:17.680 And I was told you this.

01:21:18.900 I said it is anywhere between 15% to 30% of the boob. 1.00

01:21:23.900 30% is a – either she has really small tits or, like, those are huge fucking areolas. 1.00

01:21:30.080 And it's weird for little boob. 1.00

01:21:31.420 30% of the tits. 0.99

01:21:31.880 Like, a little boob with a huge areola. 1.00

01:21:34.080 That's massive.

01:21:35.200 30% is way too big.

01:21:36.320 Okay.

01:21:36.720 15% then.

01:21:38.040 Fine.

01:21:38.760 I will say –

01:21:39.480 There's only one way that a little boob can solve this. 1.00

01:21:41.460 Babe, come in here. 1.00

01:21:42.780 Show your boobs. 1.00

01:21:43.720 Yeah, you're naked. 1.00

01:21:44.480 I know.

01:21:45.060 Exactly.

01:21:45.600 Come on.

01:21:46.960 It doesn't matter. 1.00

01:21:48.300 You're fucking in. 1.00

01:21:48.920 Don't get us mad. 1.00

01:21:49.340 I mean, like, if tits are out, does it matter? 0.96

01:21:51.760 Are you going to get that door open? 0.75

01:21:52.540 I'm immediately just going to go –

01:21:53.940 It'll get pulled off YouTube.

01:21:57.480 It'll be an odyssey.

01:21:58.320 Whatever.

01:21:58.600 We'll build up our alt platforms.

01:21:59.940 It's good.

01:22:02.560 Odyssey doesn't allow nudity either, by the way. 1.00

01:22:04.440 Don't motherfucker's really going to audit nipples, though? 1.00

01:22:06.880 Like, if, like, fucking – 1.00

01:22:07.860 Audit nipples. 1.00

01:22:08.360 Here we go. 0.97

01:22:09.680 And you're like, well, the circumference is wrong, so –

01:22:12.880 Clint, we know that you're not very discerning when it comes to sexual partners.

01:22:17.340 We, on the other hand, get to choose our aerial side.

01:22:19.860 Yeah, you have really no preferences.

01:22:21.660 Like, you're literally just like anything.

01:22:22.660 If the body's hot, I'm hot.

01:22:24.160 I mean, I'm down for whatever, but I can still say one is better than the other.

01:22:28.560 Like, yeah, like, yeah, that may be a zero.

01:22:30.540 Like, there's zeros and ones.

01:22:31.620 It may be a one, but there are different –

01:22:33.380 There's a one that are better than other ones.

01:22:35.320 You know what I mean?

01:22:35.780 Like, I'll still smash, but I can critique the nips. 1.00

01:22:38.740 All right.

01:22:39.360 Well, as I said – 0.98

01:22:40.180 Jose, what do your nipples look like? 0.99

01:22:41.220 Aren't they hairy? 0.98

01:22:42.780 No, not very hairy.

01:22:44.140 I know. 1.00

01:22:44.380 If you show your nipple right now, Flint will jerk off on screen. 1.00

01:22:47.340 Let's see if I can do this. 1.00

01:22:49.380 I'm showing mine on –

01:22:50.580 I heard the door open.

01:22:51.740 What's up?

01:22:52.100 All right.

01:22:52.520 God.

01:22:53.160 Oh, my God.

01:22:54.620 You have no areolas. 1.00

01:22:55.640 Holy shit. 1.00

01:22:56.280 You have the same disease as Elizabeth. 1.00

01:22:57.440 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

01:22:58.760 Wait, wait. 0.99

01:22:59.320 That's Clint's perfect nipple, by the way. 0.99

01:23:02.160 It's nice and pink. 0.99

01:23:03.400 It's literally so nice and pink.

01:23:05.260 Like, it's –

01:23:05.760 Why do you think I said that?

01:23:07.040 That's my birthday.

01:23:07.980 Look at the difference.

01:23:08.840 Look at that big one right there. 0.66

01:23:10.720 That's a chick nip. 1.00

01:23:11.940 That's a good one.

01:23:13.700 Look how cool that one is.

01:23:15.200 That's a dude.

01:23:15.660 I don't know.

01:23:16.180 No, those are dude nips. 0.90

01:23:18.040 Oh, check the GC. 0.68

01:23:19.360 We got titties in the GC.

01:23:21.400 What's up? 1.00

01:23:22.720 God damn it. 1.00

01:23:24.620 Your old lady sent titties. 1.00

01:23:26.420 Let's go check that out. 0.86

01:23:27.680 No, no, no, no, no.

01:23:29.140 I think she's talking to the girls.

01:23:31.220 I think she's talking to the –

01:23:32.220 Oh, well, then I don't care.

01:23:33.400 Yeah.

01:23:33.560 I think she had the nude group chat for the girls. 0.99

01:23:35.960 Oh, a forest mommy is like, oh, I swear she has areolas. 1.00

01:23:38.840 I don't trust women, so. 1.00

01:23:40.000 Well, as I said on the last show, Eastern European nipples are the best because they tend to be like larger areolas and puffy areolas. 1.00

01:23:50.180 That's the thing, man. 0.97

01:23:51.460 If you disagree with me, you're wrong.

01:23:53.320 Oh, no.

01:23:54.480 Yes. 1.00

01:23:54.860 She has wide areolas where they're like fucking ovals. 1.00

01:24:02.760 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:24:04.860 Now, well, I had also said that Cole needs to make this right by sending a picture to the group chat that's just of his dickhole. 0.99

01:24:12.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:24:12.700 Let's see dickhole occur. 1.00

01:24:14.500 That thing's going to be pretty gay. 1.00

01:24:15.800 What does Cole not even have a tip at all? 0.89

01:24:18.540 Yeah. 0.99

01:24:19.260 Gaping circumference of dickhole. 0.99

01:24:21.020 Oh, God is the correct reaction. 0.99

01:24:26.980 That's your cross to bear, bud. 0.99

01:24:28.840 That should be our new game dick to urethra ratio. 1.00

01:24:34.240 Dick to hole ratio. 1.00

01:24:35.720 Who's got the widest urethra? 0.99

01:24:37.040 Who shoots the fattest ropes? 1.00

01:24:40.440 Tune in to the next episode of Tower of Power Hour.

01:24:44.340 Very slow and low pressure ropes, though.

01:24:46.620 They would just be like, it would come out and be like.

01:24:49.180 But wait a minute.

01:24:50.840 Rather than like nice and like. 1.00

01:24:52.480 It's like it's like Cole throwing up after fucking my talk. 1.00

01:24:55.780 But wait a minute. 1.00

01:24:56.440 That was like.

01:24:59.180 But does the width of your urethra actually completely determine the width of your load, though?

01:25:04.880 I'm not sure.

01:25:06.840 It's got to travel far, I think.

01:25:08.360 So I'll say this.

01:25:09.080 I'll say this as a wide urethra haver.

01:25:11.700 You cannot shoot as far if your urethra is significant.

01:25:16.200 It absolutely affects the rifling.

01:25:18.620 Wow.

01:25:19.160 So Peter North is really narrow.

01:25:21.620 I dig it. 1.00

01:25:22.240 By the way, there is rifling in your penis, by the way. 1.00

01:25:24.120 No, there's not. 1.00

01:25:25.160 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:25:26.480 I swear to God. 1.00

01:25:27.560 So that the sperm can fucking shoot out faster? 1.00

01:25:30.700 When you piss next time. 1.00

01:25:31.960 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:25:32.320 Look at the stream. 0.99

01:25:33.960 It corkscrews.

01:25:35.760 It corkscrews.

01:25:36.460 Look at the stream when you piss next time. 1.00

01:25:38.280 Because there's rifling in your penis. 1.00

01:25:39.160 I really. 1.00

01:25:39.720 Your dick is a lethal weapon. 1.00

01:25:41.520 Listen. 1.00

01:25:42.500 I don't dislike you right now.

01:25:44.920 But I am irritated you making me think about this.

01:25:47.760 The next time I piss.

01:25:49.020 The next like five pisses. 1.00

01:25:51.100 Next time a dude shoots a fucking rope in your mouth. 1.00

01:25:53.980 Just feel the spin. 1.00

01:25:55.460 Well, wait a minute.

01:25:56.040 We need Reed to get on here.

01:25:57.620 We need to ask him about that.

01:25:58.600 Feel the spin.

01:25:59.160 I'm going to have to like swash like. 1.00

01:26:04.080 I can taste like the grunt residue.

01:26:07.180 Wipe it off the forehead. 0.73

01:26:08.420 Like let's analyze this.

01:26:11.160 I mean with you it's like I got to wipe it off the top of my head.

01:26:15.420 Oh, by the way. 0.73

01:26:16.300 This is a new technology to solve crimes where like semen is deposited.

01:26:21.620 They can use the.

01:26:22.680 They can match it.

01:26:23.680 This is like yeah. 1.00

01:26:24.740 The rifling of the fucking dick. 1.00

01:26:26.400 The ballistics of the. 1.00

01:26:31.320 Matches your dick. 1.00

01:26:32.600 Wait, Clint. 1.00

01:26:32.960 Do you actually have like a.

01:26:34.260 Because I think of it like kind of like shotguns.

01:26:35.960 Like you can have the different attachments.

01:26:37.320 You can have like a like a duck bill on the shotgun. 1.00

01:26:40.520 You can do the same with the tip of your penis. 1.00

01:26:41.900 Like it's like a duck bill. 1.00

01:26:42.720 So you shoot out like loads that are like really flat.

01:26:45.540 But really why they just like come out like a.

01:26:48.720 Or I mean.

01:26:49.820 It shoots out.

01:26:50.440 It shoots out like a sheet of paper.

01:26:54.200 I just had a thought.

01:26:56.000 More specifically.

01:26:57.120 You guys remember Dexter.

01:26:58.540 Like I don't know if you guys ever watched Dexter.

01:26:59.700 And how he's like a blood spat.

01:27:00.800 He did like a lot of like blood splatter analysis.

01:27:02.320 I thought you were talking about Dexter's laboratory.

01:27:04.100 And I was like I don't know where to go with this.

01:27:06.340 Dexter's laboratory came.

01:27:08.380 Dexter he did a lot.

01:27:09.320 He was like a. 1.00

01:27:10.140 Like a fucking. 1.00

01:27:11.240 Like a. 1.00

01:27:11.900 Not FBI.

01:27:12.440 Yeah but like a crime scene analysis.

01:27:14.660 Yeah blood spatter analyst.

01:27:16.580 And yeah. 0.99

01:27:17.040 So like you could have the same thing with like cum. 0.98

01:27:19.180 Because it's like. 0.99

01:27:19.900 If you had a smaller urethra.

01:27:21.740 It'd be like. 0.63

01:27:22.240 Yeah obviously you shoot farther.

01:27:23.740 A bigger one you'd be.

01:27:25.060 It's kind of like a hose.

01:27:26.260 You know if you just let it.

01:27:26.980 But now if you put your thumb on it.

01:27:28.080 It shoots farther.

01:27:29.060 It's like.

01:27:29.320 I wonder if that's like a thing.

01:27:30.620 For like rape kits. 1.00

01:27:31.900 Or like you know. 1.00

01:27:32.540 Fucking to analyze the jizz. 1.00

01:27:33.940 And the spatter and shit. 1.00

01:27:35.020 You know what I mean. 0.99

01:27:35.320 By the way.

01:27:36.320 This is a.

01:27:37.920 Toby Cole's never shot a shotgun.

01:27:39.300 I know.

01:27:39.800 I've shot a shotgun. 1.00

01:27:40.940 I know how fucking. 1.00

01:27:41.720 You never heard of a duck bill. 0.99

01:27:43.260 That's literally.

01:27:43.640 They literally. 1.00

01:27:44.460 Fuck you. 1.00

01:27:45.420 Fuck you David Brady. 1.00

01:27:47.420 So uh. 1.00

01:27:48.020 So uh.

01:27:48.840 Jose.

01:27:49.320 Jose is actually a. 1.00

01:27:50.380 You're going to say a fuck you to a 17 year old. 1.00

01:27:53.020 You're going to cuss out a 17 year old. 1.00

01:27:55.540 He should have said suck my dick. 1.00

01:27:56.920 Jose is the dream job. 1.00

01:27:59.000 You're going to say suck my dick to a 17 year old. 1.00

01:28:01.300 We've never been here before. 1.00

01:28:03.020 This is not a new controversy.

01:28:05.960 By the way.

01:28:06.620 Forrest Mommy said. 0.96

01:28:07.380 Come shoot at all sorts of different.

01:28:08.780 And I agree.

01:28:09.500 And also it depends on your level of hardness too.

01:28:12.460 Because have you ever.

01:28:13.460 Have you ever like shot a load.

01:28:14.840 And you're only like mid chub.

01:28:16.400 Like you're not fully erect.

01:28:17.820 No.

01:28:18.240 I haven't.

01:28:19.000 What's wrong with you?

01:28:19.660 God. 1.00

01:28:20.400 Y'all are fucking bullshitting. 1.00

01:28:22.180 Never. 1.00

01:28:22.820 Have you ever like had your old lady like edge you. 1.00

01:28:25.180 And like.

01:28:25.420 Or just be like toying with you all day. 0.99

01:28:27.200 And just fucking just blow loads everywhere. 0.99

01:28:29.440 Like dude. 1.00

01:28:30.620 Or like just like 16 year old you. 1.00

01:28:32.740 Just fucking just like shooting across the room. 1.00

01:28:34.880 Like fucking. 1.00

01:28:35.500 Just from a casual. 1.00

01:28:36.740 How many times have you fucked in one day? 0.99

01:28:38.200 Most. 1.00

01:28:39.540 And me?

01:28:40.740 Uh.

01:28:41.360 Clint.

01:28:41.780 And Flint too.

01:28:42.920 Hey Clint and Flint.

01:28:43.920 What's up?

01:28:44.880 Eight times.

01:28:45.640 How many times do you come during a day?

01:28:47.400 And that last time.

01:28:48.000 You're telling me.

01:28:48.680 That last time you were telling me.

01:28:49.600 You were just as hard as you were the first time.

01:28:51.720 I actually have.

01:28:52.560 I have a.

01:28:53.380 An issue where.

01:28:54.460 If I have sex for a really really long amount of time. 1.00

01:28:57.460 My dick will stay hard. 0.99

01:28:58.900 Like forever. 1.00

01:29:00.620 So I don't know.

01:29:01.440 I don't know what that's about.

01:29:02.820 But yeah.

01:29:03.760 You're taking my aggro man.

01:29:05.140 It's hard.

01:29:05.700 No no.

01:29:06.320 I've never. 0.99

01:29:07.140 I've never taken dick pulls. 0.99

01:29:08.400 Now is. 0.99

01:29:08.800 Is there a. 0.99

01:29:09.320 Is there a Mohs scale of hardness for the dick? 0.99

01:29:13.360 It's not a. 0.99

01:29:14.860 I mean.

01:29:15.220 Yeah.

01:29:15.340 It's like.

01:29:15.840 It's like a diamond registry.

01:29:17.820 It's like.

01:29:18.500 I have like a grade F. 0.99

01:29:20.020 Or whatever the fuck. 1.00

01:29:21.520 You have a grade F dog. 1.00

01:29:22.900 That's a failure.

01:29:23.500 I just don't believe that you've never.

01:29:25.640 Clint is a 10.

01:29:26.440 Come not hard.

01:29:27.280 Hot dog.

01:29:27.660 I've never.

01:29:28.140 I've never come not hard.

01:29:29.240 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:29:30.500 I swear to God.

01:29:30.880 Yeah.

01:29:31.120 Me neither dude.

01:29:32.820 Like.

01:29:32.900 Do you say toad?

01:29:34.120 I mean.

01:29:34.560 Am I.

01:29:34.740 Am I.

01:29:35.200 Am I.

01:29:36.300 Yes.

01:29:36.820 Am I hard?

01:29:37.420 Like I'm not.

01:29:37.700 Maybe not as hard.

01:29:38.740 No.

01:29:39.000 I have like a 95%.

01:29:40.720 I don't think.

01:29:41.700 I don't think.

01:29:42.080 I don't think.

01:29:42.100 I don't think.

01:29:43.940 Maybe not as hard.

01:29:45.140 I don't know.

01:29:45.800 Well.

01:29:46.800 You can. 0.99

01:29:47.580 You can orgasm while hard and not come. 0.95

01:29:50.220 If that makes sense. 0.95

01:29:51.120 But I don't think.

01:29:51.760 I think.

01:29:51.980 No.

01:29:52.540 That doesn't make sense to me.

01:29:55.100 When you do.

01:29:55.660 Hot dog.

01:29:56.200 It just stays up in there too.

01:29:57.660 Once again.

01:29:58.080 I'm learning a lot of things today. 0.99

01:29:59.500 Am I the only person here with a fully functioning dick? 0.99

01:30:02.560 What's happening? 1.00

01:30:02.960 Welcome to class.

01:30:04.380 I mean don't get me wrong.

01:30:05.620 I've had times where like.

01:30:07.020 There's a difference where like.

01:30:08.540 There's times you've been drinking or whatever.

01:30:10.000 It's not as hard.

01:30:10.880 You still bust.

01:30:11.840 But then there's other times where like.

01:30:13.100 It's so hard it hurts. 1.00

01:30:14.400 And you fucking just bust like a motherfucker. 1.00

01:30:16.540 It's so hard. 1.00

01:30:17.100 It hurts.

01:30:17.680 It's so hard.

01:30:18.460 Either way.

01:30:19.320 You know.

01:30:19.540 You never had so hard it hurts. 1.00

01:30:20.900 Because I'm learning about the penis. 1.00

01:30:22.640 Dude. 0.99

01:30:23.140 I haven't had that.

01:30:24.360 How are you not an expert?

01:30:25.900 Yeah.

01:30:26.280 This should be.

01:30:26.960 Because like whenever you.

01:30:27.920 Dude.

01:30:28.320 Either look. 1.00

01:30:29.480 You ever jerk off. 0.99

01:30:30.280 Like real hard. 1.00

01:30:31.100 And then you go to have sex afterwards. 1.00

01:30:32.980 And your dick hurts. 1.00

01:30:34.180 You never had that before? 1.00

01:30:35.560 No.

01:30:36.120 I wait five minutes.

01:30:37.760 Please click outlaw barber's comment. 0.97

01:30:39.620 This is so fucking funny. 0.99

01:30:40.660 This reminds me of your mom's house fully. 1.00

01:30:42.560 With the meth heads.

01:30:44.560 When you take testosterone injections with HCG.

01:30:47.040 You will blow a load so big.

01:30:48.620 You wouldn't believe it was possible.

01:30:50.900 Hell yeah man.

01:30:52.720 Four strokes.

01:30:53.800 Dude. 1.00

01:30:54.800 My brother's dick was so big. 1.00

01:30:57.060 He couldn't believe it. 1.00

01:30:58.940 Dude.

01:30:59.600 I was on.

01:31:00.600 Four strokes.

01:31:00.720 I've told you guys.

01:31:01.560 I've done cycles before.

01:31:02.740 Yeah. 0.99

01:31:03.060 I mean different cycles do different shit. 1.00

01:31:04.640 Depending on what you're fucking with. 0.99

01:31:05.580 But yeah dude. 1.00

01:31:06.180 Some of the sex on like fucking. 1.00

01:31:07.400 When you're on like a cycle of roids. 1.00

01:31:09.480 Yeah dog. 1.00

01:31:10.040 That's some next level shit. 1.00

01:31:11.140 You're like. 1.00

01:31:12.520 Is it good?

01:31:13.700 Forrest's mommy said lucky Ashton.

01:31:15.380 So that's also.

01:31:16.560 Should I take steroids?

01:31:18.340 Yeah.

01:31:18.520 I come.

01:31:19.200 And then I just.

01:31:20.060 I mean.

01:31:20.480 I would never suggest steroids to someone who isn't.

01:31:25.680 I don't know.

01:31:26.700 Isn't prepared to do it responsibly.

01:31:28.620 Because you could fuck up your endocrine system pretty bad.

01:31:31.280 But you know. 0.71

01:31:32.160 Or someone who. 1.00

01:31:33.340 Shoot responsibly kids. 0.99

01:31:34.860 Yeah. 0.99

01:31:35.400 I mean.

01:31:35.660 I definitely wouldn't do it just for the sex.

01:31:37.940 Like. 0.99

01:31:38.300 For the fuck up my endocrine for three years from now. 0.99

01:31:40.260 Everything I do is for sex bro. 0.99

01:31:42.380 I mean like look. 0.97

01:31:43.340 Three years from now we see David Brady at some LP convention. 0.99

01:31:46.040 And he's just fucking jacked. 0.99

01:31:47.620 And it's like. 0.99

01:31:48.320 Oh man.

01:31:48.580 It's because Jose told me to take steroids.

01:31:50.020 They told me to do drugs.

01:31:52.040 Because Tower Game told me it was cool.

01:31:54.220 I mean.

01:31:55.200 He's taking roids.

01:31:56.440 He's jacked. 1.00

01:31:57.100 And he is fucking everything that moves. 1.00

01:31:59.360 Like. 0.99

01:31:59.580 He's literally.

01:31:59.960 I mean.

01:32:00.220 Like.

01:32:00.760 He's just.

01:32:01.200 Get jacked though.

01:32:02.060 For real.

01:32:02.480 David Brady.

01:32:03.160 Don't like.

01:32:03.820 I'm not.

01:32:04.440 I have to say.

01:32:05.280 Don't do drugs.

01:32:06.280 But like. 0.99

01:32:07.520 This whole endocrine system is now dependent on fucking external drugs. 1.00

01:32:12.340 Get jacked. 1.00

01:32:13.320 Talk to people. 1.00

01:32:14.300 The old fuck. 1.00

01:32:15.600 David Brady. 1.00

01:32:16.180 If you get.

01:32:16.680 If you can bench 250 pounds.

01:32:18.540 12 months from now.

01:32:19.440 I will invite you on Liberty Lockdown.

01:32:20.600 Make it happen. 0.98

01:32:20.800 I still have balls for us mommy. 1.00

01:32:22.960 Listen. 0.98

01:32:23.460 That's what I was saying.

01:32:24.280 If you're responsible.

01:32:25.120 There's a reason they call it cycles.

01:32:26.560 You do it in cycles.

01:32:28.240 You got to go on and off.

01:32:29.480 Because if you do it too long.

01:32:30.780 It will fuck up your endocrine system. 0.93

01:32:32.700 And you will. 0.83

01:32:33.220 It will cause some issues.

01:32:34.260 Yes.

01:32:34.400 Forrest mommy bringing the heat. 1.00

01:32:36.000 I've never seen her not nice.

01:32:37.720 My word. 0.99

01:32:38.220 That's what happened to Forrest mommy's tits by the way. 1.00

01:32:39.640 She was just doing steroids. 1.00

01:32:41.020 Steroids are one of those things that get. 0.99

01:32:43.000 Kind of hot.

01:32:43.480 Kind of hot.

01:32:43.540 I'm hard more than they should.

01:32:45.920 There ain't nothing wrong with a little roids.

01:32:47.140 As long as you get it responsibly.

01:32:49.220 I'll throw some shade at Forrest mommy. 1.00

01:32:50.200 I don't care.

01:32:51.000 David Brady says I bet.

01:32:53.040 I bet.

01:32:53.760 250 pounds.

01:32:54.860 That'd be so dope. 0.99

01:32:55.640 Dude.

01:32:55.940 You look worse.

01:32:56.820 Like literally you and Dave could have a.

01:32:59.020 Like if y'all had an arm wrestling match.

01:33:01.340 You would break each other's arms.

01:33:02.680 Just like twigs.

01:33:03.320 I mean it's like a boat that the same was snapped.

01:33:05.640 David Brady and Dave Smith.

01:33:06.920 Oh.

01:33:07.880 The Dave.

01:33:08.280 Dave isn't that tiny.

01:33:09.600 Y'all are being weird.

01:33:10.720 He do.

01:33:11.340 His arms.

01:33:11.940 I'm not lying.

01:33:12.480 Dave's arms are like.

01:33:13.960 Yeah.

01:33:14.860 He's pretty thin.

01:33:16.240 I mean.

01:33:16.420 It's just because you see him in photos with me.

01:33:18.100 He looks.

01:33:18.360 He looks.

01:33:18.960 Hey.

01:33:19.120 He's staying.

01:33:20.080 No.

01:33:20.560 I know.

01:33:20.860 I'm kidding.

01:33:21.140 I'm kidding.

01:33:21.480 I know.

01:33:22.020 I know.

01:33:22.160 He's staying true to his roots.

01:33:23.540 You take that as if he will.

01:33:24.920 I think he's.

01:33:25.680 He's probably sub 200 pounds.

01:33:27.400 Thanks dude.

01:33:27.660 He's like what?

01:33:28.240 6'2 probably.

01:33:29.540 6'3.

01:33:30.040 She said honest question.

01:33:32.740 So there's something about to be.

01:33:34.360 Give it to me.

01:33:34.960 Nasty about to be asked to us.

01:33:36.400 Give it to me. 0.68

01:33:37.100 I think Dave weighs like 170.

01:33:39.520 He definitely doesn't weigh 200.

01:33:41.560 Yeah.

01:33:41.840 No.

01:33:42.080 If you're like over six foot and under 200 pounds.

01:33:44.780 You need to start hitting the gym.

01:33:45.760 Honest question.

01:33:46.680 Dave is small.

01:33:47.700 Dave's not a question. 0.99

01:33:49.000 The best the best I've ever looked was 6'1 190 and I was fucking I had to like starve 0.97

01:33:56.080 myself. 0.92

01:33:56.520 I was playing beach volleyball 20 hours a week to get that light.

01:34:00.060 It's hard.

01:34:00.640 It's hard to be under 200.

01:34:01.480 This is really funny.

01:34:02.700 She said.

01:34:03.660 Yeah.

01:34:03.960 Top gun for sure. 1.00

01:34:05.220 Forrest Mommy said I fuck steroid dudes. 1.00

01:34:06.960 Honest question. 1.00

01:34:07.980 Dave is small. 0.99

01:34:09.000 So I'm not going to put it out there, but we can start the rumor that Forrest Mommy fucked 1.00

01:34:13.580 Dave. 0.96

01:34:14.700 She was clearly talking about Jose and then shifted to Dave.

01:34:18.440 Anyways.

01:34:19.400 Whatever.

01:34:20.020 Listen.

01:34:20.580 Let's not start rumors about that.

01:34:21.900 I don't ask questions.

01:34:22.260 I just spread information. 1.00

01:34:24.140 All his dick is in his dick. 1.00

01:34:25.340 Forrest Mommy fucked Dave and Dave is small. 1.00

01:34:27.180 So it is what it is. 1.00

01:34:28.460 It's out there.

01:34:29.060 It's out in the ether. 1.00

01:34:29.900 All his meat is in his dick. 1.00

01:34:32.060 We only spread misinformation on the show, all right? 1.00

01:34:35.080 Yeah, that's perfectly fine. 1.00

01:34:36.660 Dave weighs 200 pounds, but 30 pounds is in his dick. 1.00

01:34:40.320 It's just a massive hog. 1.00

01:34:42.800 Congrats. 0.95

01:34:44.880 He's lightheaded all the time. 1.00

01:34:47.280 He's just fucking zombie because it's all in his dick. 1.00

01:34:53.880 I'm kind of bummed I didn't get a picture of Dave because I'm not a faggot who thinks 1.00

01:34:56.720 about that kind of shit. 1.00

01:34:58.200 But at the same time... 1.00

01:34:59.920 You're a faggot who regrets it afterwards. 1.00

01:35:01.420 I don't know. 1.00

01:35:02.860 Like a woman, they think, oh my god, I need a picture. 1.00

01:35:05.160 Whereas I'm just enjoying life.

01:35:06.740 But I do regret it later.

01:35:08.100 But at the same time, it would be kind of funny to see me.

01:35:10.220 Because we're literally physical, exact opposites.

01:35:13.060 That's true.

01:35:13.780 Because I have my skin color.

01:35:14.820 He's tall and lanky, and I'm short and stout. 1.00

01:35:17.580 Dude, you should get in blackface and fucking take a picture with him. 1.00

01:35:20.360 That'd be sick. 1.00

01:35:20.960 You'd be like that one guy that was really cool.

01:35:25.080 Yeah.

01:35:25.800 Exactly.

01:35:27.080 Jose is a foot shorter than Dave and outweighs Dave.

01:35:30.560 Yes.

01:35:31.580 Yeah.

01:35:31.760 I'm like...

01:35:32.520 I fluctuate between like 200 or 220, depending on how fat I am.

01:35:37.220 Did you shave?

01:35:38.320 Do I shave?

01:35:39.600 Yeah.

01:35:39.860 Did you shave?

01:35:40.920 Shave what?

01:35:41.960 Do you shave your beard? 1.00

01:35:42.900 Your balls. 1.00

01:35:43.920 I mean, yeah, I trim it up. 1.00

01:35:45.680 Dude, you're such a thick boy.

01:35:48.140 I can't believe you fluctuate between 200 and 220 at like 5'5". 1.00

01:35:51.820 That's fucking wild. 0.98

01:35:53.880 I mean, even at 220, I'm not like fat, fat, but I'm a little fat. 1.00

01:35:58.180 Jose, grow that shit out, dog. 0.99

01:36:00.180 Well, the problem is I have some key spots that are missing. 1.00

01:36:03.320 Oh, fuck that, dude. 0.99

01:36:04.620 Come on. 1.00

01:36:05.740 No, just keep it like that, bro. 0.98

01:36:07.060 It's fucking hot. 0.98

01:36:08.140 Oh, by the way, I'm going to... 0.99

01:36:09.060 We'll overreach it.

01:36:10.280 Jose, you're hot, all right?

01:36:11.580 That's the point, all right?

01:36:12.660 We're about to end this podcast, but I didn't want to get this in there. 0.99

01:36:15.560 I gave my wife a pinched nerve from sucking my penis. 1.00

01:36:20.820 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:36:22.060 Did you come?

01:36:23.280 Oh, my God, did I come.

01:36:25.860 You came from a beat?

01:36:27.900 Dude, I'm so proud of you.

01:36:28.920 No, wait a second.

01:36:29.840 I did it.

01:36:30.660 Actually, I'll tell you what happened.

01:36:32.720 We were driving, and then I was like...

01:36:35.420 She started roadhead, and then she... 1.00

01:36:39.200 I mean, I was like, we got to stop and fuck. 1.00

01:36:41.560 And then we stopped and fuck instead. 1.00

01:36:43.460 Dude, I got to say, Cole, like, I know I clown on her for Aeolas, but you legit need to stop 0.99

01:36:48.240 with the BJ talk, because that was, like, far worse of, like, nagging anything.

01:36:52.020 Other guys agree with me. 0.99

01:36:53.040 Jose, shut up. 0.99

01:36:54.060 I'm almost there. 0.99

01:36:57.800 Other guys agree with me, by the way.

01:36:59.340 Like, he's like, I've never come from a BJ with his wife right next to him. 1.00

01:37:02.580 Like, you motherfucker. 1.00

01:37:03.360 Tyler Yankee said the same thing. 1.00

01:37:05.020 And a lot of other men have said, like, they haven't come from BJs.

01:37:08.580 All you're doing is admitting you've never gone to good BJs, and you stop doing that to 0.99

01:37:12.100 Liz, because I like her, and she's a nice lady, and that's just mean to air that shit 1.00

01:37:16.120 out. 1.00

01:37:17.700 Yeah, that's way worse than the boobs are. 1.00

01:37:19.940 No, by the way, you tell me to neg her, and then you're, like, getting upset when I'm 0.96

01:37:23.740 negging her.

01:37:23.800 Oh, that's too much negging. 1.00

01:37:25.040 That's fucked up. 1.00

01:37:26.600 Like, that'd be like if my wife was right next to me, I'd be like, oh, my wife's a fat 1.00

01:37:29.840 whore. 1.00

01:37:30.160 A name is supposed to be playful, man. 0.99

01:37:33.720 It's not a direct insult.

01:37:35.520 I'm not insulting her. 0.99

01:37:36.760 I just said I haven't come from a blowjob. 0.99

01:37:38.460 I just said our blowjobs are good. 0.99

01:37:40.000 I just never came from it. 0.99

01:37:40.740 My wife never satisfied me sexually. 1.00

01:37:45.580 My wife doesn't satisfy me. 1.00

01:37:49.760 Fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:37:51.000 It's like, I'd neg her pretty good. 1.00

01:37:52.380 She's going to fuck me tonight. 1.00

01:37:54.500 Stop. 1.00

01:37:55.080 I feel bad every time you go to this rant.

01:37:56.440 Well, I'll show you, Cole.

01:37:57.420 Every time you go to this rant about how BJs aren't that great, I'm like, dude, shut 1.00

01:38:01.300 the fuck up. 1.00

01:38:01.960 You're being horribly mean to your wife right now. 1.00

01:38:06.480 Stop, for real.

01:38:08.700 I just, whatever.

01:38:10.260 Fine.

01:38:11.120 Whatever.

01:38:11.460 Don't stop, Cole.

01:38:12.380 Don't listen to Jose. 1.00

01:38:13.340 He's just trying to fuck your wife. 1.00

01:38:14.360 This is obvious. 1.00

01:38:15.540 That's true.

01:38:16.620 Liz, when you're ready for a man who will treat you right. 0.99

01:38:20.160 When you're ready for a man who will appreciate your efforts in blowjobbing. 1.00

01:38:24.920 I will cum so hard. 0.99

01:38:27.420 He's like, all that he cares about is the effort. 0.98

01:38:29.480 Just put it in an effort. 0.97

01:38:30.580 I will jerk off a little bit of four just to give you a head start. 1.00

01:38:35.140 Elizabeth should walk in, blow you, show us her nipples, and then leave. 1.00

01:38:40.900 Honestly. 1.00

01:38:41.260 Major power play. 0.99

01:38:42.660 Actually, that would be the most biggest power play and the most big dick thing a woman 1.00

01:38:47.300 could do. 0.99

01:38:48.060 It's a gangster move, dude.

01:38:49.600 It's a gangster move.

01:38:50.560 It's very gangster.

01:38:50.840 But she won't do it.

01:38:51.740 She won't do it.

01:38:52.460 She's afraid.

01:38:53.000 Yo, this whole podcasting is negging.

01:38:57.840 It's all negging.

01:38:59.160 Negging my wife. 1.00

01:38:59.980 Hey, you won't, though.

01:39:01.460 Hey.

01:39:02.140 David Brady says, Clint, say negg her fast. 0.89

01:39:03.560 You ain't gangster. 0.84

01:39:05.480 Get me to drop an n-bomb. 0.74

01:39:06.960 I ain't doing it.

01:39:07.920 I ain't doing it.

01:39:09.000 You ain't gangster.

01:39:09.680 Clint is waiting for his big LP convention speeches to drop one of those.

01:39:13.720 I'm telling you, my first n-bomb will be on the Joe Rogan experience.

01:39:17.460 I promise you that. 0.99

01:39:18.760 The first negging fucking on Joe Rogan will be from Clint. 0.99

01:39:23.540 You should definitely. 1.00

01:39:24.900 Hey, yo.

01:39:26.200 I know you don't know my friend Cole's wife, but she won't.

01:39:30.860 My friend Cole's wife?

01:39:33.500 She won't, though, dude.

01:39:35.080 I know you don't know her, but she won't do it.

01:39:37.460 I'll be like, one of my friends has a wife who has no areolas, and it'll start this,

01:39:42.780 like, big, big podcast.

01:39:45.380 Everyone listening to Joe Rogan.

01:39:47.020 Who is this?

01:39:47.760 That's crazy, man. 0.98

01:39:48.660 No nipple. 0.99

01:39:49.480 Blow jobs are like a good veggie side dish. 1.00

01:39:52.480 You are retarded and have never had a good BJ. 1.00

01:39:54.760 I'm telling you, if you really. 1.00

01:39:56.300 Oh, my lanta.

01:39:57.200 Okay.

01:39:57.880 On the.

01:39:58.380 Okay.

01:39:58.700 We had this whole discussion about.

01:40:00.020 You're my bro, dude.

01:40:01.420 I'm going to follow you.

01:40:02.000 I'm going to follow you.

01:40:02.980 Thank you. 1.00

01:40:03.900 Fucking. 0.99

01:40:04.760 This legit irritates me. 1.00

01:40:06.160 Someone who says, like, top-level sex is better than top-level BJ. 0.96

01:40:09.820 It is. 0.95

01:40:10.200 If you say that, you've just never had that next-level BJ.

01:40:13.140 There's, like, an other notch to BJ's that you can get to if you know what you're doing.

01:40:17.600 Listen. 0.71

01:40:18.100 Than the sex. 0.77

01:40:18.920 There's only so much you can do with sex. 0.88

01:40:20.520 There's a lot of fun. 0.71

01:40:21.060 I'll go to Texas.

01:40:21.520 I'll meet up with Al.

01:40:23.620 Listen.

01:40:24.400 I've had.

01:40:25.120 Yo.

01:40:26.800 I've had people headbutt my stomach. 1.00

01:40:29.120 I've had fuckers ride the cowboy. 1.00

01:40:32.420 All right? 1.00

01:40:32.840 I got to say, fucking twerking on that dick is a little bit better. 1.00

01:40:38.920 A little bit. 1.00

01:40:39.740 It's a very close call.

01:40:40.940 Go.

01:40:41.240 It's a very close call.

01:40:42.500 Let's go.

01:40:42.840 I'm sorry, Jose.

01:40:44.160 I'm sorry.

01:40:45.880 No.

01:40:46.140 Clint knows what's up.

01:40:47.160 He's had that next level gluck gluck. 0.99

01:40:48.760 Like, when you get that shit where they have the whole thing in their mouth, and they're 0.99

01:40:51.540 all so, ah, and then that's when you bust. 1.00

01:40:54.800 You're like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:40:57.000 When she has to look up, and she's like, do you love me? 1.00

01:41:00.660 And the mascara's running down her face.

01:41:02.740 But the problem is, after that, then you're like, yes, I love you. 1.00

01:41:06.580 Keep sucking. 0.99

01:41:07.220 And you're like, I already busted. 1.00

01:41:08.740 I don't know what you want anymore.

01:41:09.840 Yeah.

01:41:10.600 I'm like, good night.

01:41:12.400 Good night.

01:41:13.420 He was like, you're still hard.

01:41:15.780 And you're like, I can't.

01:41:18.100 Spud, you have this flipped.

01:41:19.320 There are girls that struggle to get guys off that way. 1.00

01:41:21.680 That's what it is.

01:41:22.720 Yeah.

01:41:23.200 That's a fact.

01:41:26.760 I'm sorry, Spud.

01:41:27.860 You're running down the face.

01:41:29.380 Do you love me?

01:41:30.740 Yes, dear.

01:41:32.380 Pat on the head.

01:41:33.720 That's not very fun for me.

01:41:35.520 I don't know. 0.99

01:41:36.120 I'm still going pussy over basically a mouth, which a dude also has. 1.00

01:41:40.300 Your dude can also blow you just as good as your pussy fucks. 1.00

01:41:44.840 Probably. 1.00

01:41:45.780 So, Flint, Flint, what's better, a dude blowing you or a chick blowing you? 0.99

01:41:49.520 Man, that's a hard one.

01:41:51.360 Dude, try harder. 0.99

01:41:52.240 Alex just came in here with a bomb anal play. 1.00

01:41:56.660 And, like, anal play is easier with anal? 1.00

01:42:00.380 What the fuck does that mean? 1.00

01:42:02.280 Madam. 0.98

01:42:03.540 Good things are good.

01:42:05.060 Yeah, dude, listen, man. 0.99

01:42:06.740 You don't want to do anal play with a chick that doesn't have an anus, all right? 1.00

01:42:10.020 Yes. 1.00

01:42:10.800 Don't even try it.

01:42:12.220 Thanks for saying that. 0.99

01:42:13.020 It is easier with anal. 0.99

01:42:15.000 That is a bold position, sir. 1.00

01:42:17.980 She's got a colostomy bag. 1.00

01:42:19.280 Don't mess with that.

01:42:20.080 Yahtzee is easier with a Yahtzee board.

01:42:24.040 I don't know. 1.00

01:42:24.660 Can you do anal with a girl with a colostomy bag? 1.00

01:42:28.220 I mean, where is he going? 1.00

01:42:29.100 Let's be honest.

01:42:30.260 It's going nowhere. 0.99

01:42:31.780 No, it's 100% better because there's no shit in there. 0.99

01:42:34.440 Like, you don't have to worry. 1.00

01:42:34.960 On Saturday night, Flint would have fucked a colostomy bag. 1.00

01:42:37.500 That's how fucking I'm sure he would have. 1.00

01:42:38.760 Hey, yo, you're talking about I would have hit on the fucking chair of the Libertarian Party. 1.00

01:42:44.060 I would have fucked a chair. 1.00

01:42:44.980 What's up? 1.00

01:42:46.140 All right. 0.99

01:42:47.060 She said anal play is easier with oral play is easier with anal or anal play is easier with oral. 0.99

01:42:52.900 I don't know where she was going. 0.99

01:42:54.140 It's either way. 1.00

01:42:54.820 If you're talking ass to mouth, you're fucking, you know, you're an animal. 1.00

01:42:57.980 If she goes ass to mouth, she is. 1.00

01:42:59.520 That's hot. 0.99

01:43:00.020 Honestly, if she goes ass to mouth, I'll tell you. 1.00

01:43:03.160 I'll give you that blowjob for the better. 1.00

01:43:04.980 If your girl's going ass to mouth, you better put a ring on that motherfucking finger. 1.00

01:43:08.980 Anal play is easier with oral. 1.00

01:43:11.320 Oh, I think she means tossing salad.

01:43:15.140 Yeah, okay.

01:43:16.480 I guess. 0.99

01:43:17.640 If you do an ass to mouth, you enjoy it and then never talk to them again. 1.00

01:43:21.560 It's disgusting. 1.00

01:43:22.980 Oh, Jose. 0.99

01:43:24.440 You better put a ring on it.

01:43:25.040 She goes for a kiss afterwards.

01:43:26.620 She was like, give me a kiss. 1.00

01:43:28.040 Yo, ass to mouth girl is a ride or die motherfucker, dude. 1.00

01:43:31.520 She'll kill someone for you. 1.00

01:43:33.080 She'll bury it for you. 1.00

01:43:34.140 It doesn't matter, dude.

01:43:35.280 I have a story.

01:43:36.020 I have a story about this in high school.

01:43:38.120 Oh, no. 0.98

01:43:38.860 Clint got ass to mouth. 0.96

01:43:40.600 I did. 0.98

01:43:41.000 In high school, this girl at a house party, she was like, do whatever you want.

01:43:46.640 And I was like, I'm in high school.

01:43:47.960 And I'm like, there's things I haven't done before.

01:43:49.760 Here we go.

01:43:50.520 So I do that. 0.68

01:43:51.700 She turns around of her own volition and just finishes me off with her mouth. 1.00

01:43:55.440 And we're in a house party.

01:43:56.860 And I have to walk around with this girl for the rest of the night looking at everybody like,

01:44:00.140 I'm not with a complete animal right now.

01:44:03.080 Oh, wow.

01:44:05.120 That's crazy. 0.69

01:44:07.560 He's a fat 5'4".

01:44:10.020 He is 6'2", 350 pounds.

01:44:16.740 Sounds about right.

01:44:18.340 God.

01:44:19.380 He's 7'1", 100 pounds.

01:44:21.560 Oh, I see what she's getting at. 0.99

01:44:23.580 You stimulate the butthole when you're doing that. 0.99

01:44:25.980 That's what she's getting at. 0.99

01:44:26.840 That makes a lot more sense.

01:44:28.320 Alex, my word.

01:44:30.200 That would be nice.

01:44:30.860 That would be nice.

01:44:31.500 That would be nice.

01:44:31.640 I can see that.

01:44:34.020 Darling, please.

01:44:36.480 There's people here.

01:44:37.400 This episode is so off the rails.

01:44:42.200 It's unbelievable.

01:44:45.780 Let me say real quick.

01:44:47.400 I had one of the craziest streams on Liberty Lockdown I have ever had.

01:44:52.720 I had on Laura Logan followed by Scott Horton.

01:44:55.180 It's two hours deep dive on everything you can imagine, primarily Russia and Ukraine.

01:44:59.180 Please, please, please check it out.

01:45:00.680 At Liberty Lockdown on Twitter.

01:45:01.920 Liberty Lockdown on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, everyone else.

01:45:04.260 Thank you, guys. 0.99

01:45:05.580 Oh, shit. 0.94

01:45:06.120 Cole's wearing pants. 1.00

01:45:07.200 I'm disappointed by that. 0.99

01:45:08.940 Damn, Cole's wearing straight jeans. 0.99

01:45:10.460 I can see the outline of everything. 1.00

01:45:11.960 I'm horny. 0.99

01:45:12.240 I mean, that hog was looking pretty good. 0.99

01:45:13.920 I'm horny. 0.99

01:45:15.660 What's up? 1.00

01:45:16.860 Cole, could you show us your dick real quick? 1.00

01:45:18.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:45:19.780 Show us the dick real quick. 1.00

01:45:21.540 Listen, I know she's like, come on. 1.00

01:45:23.940 I'm a dick real quick. 1.00

01:45:25.860 No, show us the dick, dude. 1.00

01:45:27.420 Don't get us banned, motherfucker. 1.00

01:45:28.820 It's small right now. 1.00

01:45:30.640 For the boys, dude.

01:45:32.360 Yeah, dude, we're not getting pulled for anything other than Liz's areolas.

01:45:38.980 All right.

01:45:39.600 I have the No Way Jose show.

01:45:41.500 I'm on YouTube.

01:45:42.200 All the major auto podcatchers.

01:45:43.780 Odyssey as well.

01:45:45.080 Follow me at 2020NoWayJose.

01:45:47.000 If you want to give me money, patreon.com slash NoWayJose.

01:45:50.080 Or no. 1.00

01:45:50.620 Fuck, I fucked it up. 1.00

01:45:51.380 Whatever. 1.00

01:45:51.820 You can do it.

01:45:52.280 You'll find it somewhere else.

01:45:53.260 I don't care.

01:45:53.780 Give me money.

01:45:54.500 Whatever.

01:45:55.280 Give me money.

01:45:56.220 I don't have anything really big. 0.98

01:45:57.460 I had my fucking Dave Smith episode like a week or two ago. 0.77

01:46:00.880 So you guys check that out. 0.97

01:46:02.120 My third one.

01:46:03.000 So he loves me.

01:46:03.780 That's cool.

01:46:06.140 You've had him on more than I have.

01:46:07.960 Yeah, for real.

01:46:08.700 It's because he loves me more.

01:46:09.960 Did he send you a – did he DM you while you were on your way?

01:46:13.400 He'd be like, hey, are you here, baby?

01:46:15.040 He did.

01:46:15.380 Okay.

01:46:17.080 Actually, hey, Jose, are you here yet?

01:46:20.240 Are you?

01:46:21.220 Come here, Jose.

01:46:21.520 Cole got butt hurt by that one. 1.00

01:46:23.760 Damn. 0.99

01:46:24.060 I was – he was – I mean, and then afterwards – I got to get into this. 0.99

01:46:28.040 I love that he won't like anything.

01:46:30.120 What?

01:46:30.140 This is the episode. 1.00

01:46:31.920 This is the fucking Florida episode. 0.99

01:46:33.780 I got to get into this. 0.99

01:46:34.780 I posted –

01:46:35.780 Dave wasn't more than he does.

01:46:37.100 I posted two pictures with Dave, two, and he said nothing with them.

01:46:41.980 And I'm telling you, the one – I think they both got over 200 likes.

01:46:45.400 And then he was retweeting randoms.

01:46:47.720 I'm talking like dudes that was like –

01:46:49.920 Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole.

01:46:51.300 You should –

01:46:51.780 Cole thinks he's better than everyone.

01:46:53.740 By now, it's definitely for the joke.

01:46:55.700 I understand.

01:46:56.200 He knows what's up.

01:46:56.620 He's absolutely for the joke.

01:46:57.800 You should have played my move.

01:46:58.900 Hey, yo, come drink with us.

01:47:00.620 And like, eh, you're not important.

01:47:01.780 David Brady, you're in the comment telling us we have to go to LP Minnesota Convention.

01:47:05.400 Tell them that you want me to be there.

01:47:07.480 Tell them that you want me to be there and they will hit me up.

01:47:10.400 Do it.

01:47:10.840 Yeah.

01:47:11.160 Minnesota. 0.99

01:47:12.160 Tell them to pay me to come and talk and I tell them how it's all gay. 1.00

01:47:15.200 I don't care. 0.98

01:47:15.660 I'll do it.

01:47:16.080 Are the girls hot? 1.00

01:47:18.040 Are the girls easy? 0.99

01:47:20.380 Minnesota is nice.

01:47:22.640 By the way, I've actually learned today that the Russian girls are very easy. 0.99

01:47:28.300 That's what a guy was telling me, that he switched his Tinder over to Russia.

01:47:32.340 Oh, yeah.

01:47:33.100 I mean, they also have –

01:47:34.400 I'm sure they're all real.

01:47:35.280 Well, he said – he looked up the demographics.

01:47:38.280 There is a surplus, like a 200,000 surplus of women in the country. 0.85

01:47:43.180 Like the women outnumber the men by a lot. 1.00

01:47:45.660 If you have money, you can get any Russian girl. 0.99

01:47:49.220 If you don't have money, you can hardly get any Russian girls. 1.00

01:47:52.480 That's kind of how it goes.

01:47:54.220 Draco's sister was hot.

01:47:55.780 Yeah, I might look into that.

01:48:04.700 Anyways.

01:48:05.900 Yeah, I've been doing it all wrong, man, looking for the Ukrainian refugees. 1.00

01:48:09.500 I should be looking at the Russian chicks. 1.00

01:48:11.020 Look at the Russian. 1.00

01:48:11.520 All right. 1.00

01:48:12.040 Drop your plugs, faggots. 1.00

01:48:14.020 Tarak and Cole, and then two and a half takes. 1.00

01:48:16.940 I just recorded with Typo on Tuesday, so that's out.

01:48:21.280 Next week, we're going to have Duke on to talk about some sports.

01:48:23.980 It's going to be a great time.

01:48:24.840 Clint was on.

01:48:25.100 Yeah, so actually talk about non-retarded stuff for a little while. 1.00

01:48:27.580 Yeah, Duke was actually – we were talking about sports on like Saturday morning, and he was like –

01:48:33.020 Sorry, yeah, it was Friday morning, but Clint, I never got to talk to you about how Kobe Ryan is the greatest sidekick ever.

01:48:42.380 Why are you going to do me like this dirty plug? 0.58

01:48:45.120 I don't even have time for a retort. 0.96

01:48:46.880 This hurts.

01:48:47.300 Yeah, we got to finish this off. 1.00

01:48:49.880 He raped a woman, didn't he? 1.00

01:48:51.500 No, he – 1.00

01:48:52.520 Anyways.

01:48:54.800 I'm sorry.

01:48:55.500 Before anyone can answer that, anyways. 0.99

01:48:58.640 He raped a woman, though. 0.99

01:49:01.340 Plug your show, Flint. 0.99

01:49:03.020 Anyways, Libertalia, I do a solo show.

01:49:06.320 It's about criminal justice reform.

01:49:07.900 I was in prison, and then I discovered prison was bad.

01:49:12.900 So I do a show that talks about criminal justice reform. 0.92

01:49:17.100 It's gay. 1.00

01:49:18.460 But I have Jason Bassler, who did Police the Police and Freethought Project coming on next week. 1.00

01:49:26.220 Police the Police is a great fucking account. 0.97

01:49:28.300 It's going to be fun. 0.99

01:49:30.380 Yeah.

01:49:30.740 Yeah, Freethought Project is awesome.

01:49:32.260 It's pretty dope.

01:49:33.600 I'm pretty excited.

01:49:34.580 I can't bring myself to follow it because it just makes me so enraged.

01:49:37.560 Oh, that's true.

01:49:38.440 Yeah.

01:49:38.540 Oh, yeah.

01:49:39.000 It'll make you very mad.

01:49:40.420 I mean, like, honestly, if you follow Scott Horton, you'll see Freethought Project and Police the Police.

01:49:46.480 It's super horrible.

01:49:47.660 But I have him on next week.

01:49:50.080 And then I also have someone who wrote a book on plead deals.

01:49:55.840 I mean, the people who are guilty in prison, it's like 94% of the people that are in prison plead guilty. 0.99

01:50:03.920 Holy shit. 0.99

01:50:04.920 What's the difference between race 10, COVID-19, race 10? 0.99

01:50:08.520 Hell yeah.

01:50:10.280 Hell yeah, dude. 0.99

01:50:11.640 That's fucking hilarious. 0.99

01:50:13.560 I can see the wheels turning. 0.99

01:50:14.960 It was crazy.

01:50:15.800 I like that.

01:50:16.940 Oh, this is what I get for going on your show.

01:50:21.440 Cole, Dave, and I have a project coming out.

01:50:22.680 It's called The Gentleman's Club. 1.00

01:50:24.220 And where we talk about dudes rock shit and where we fuck girls, dude. 1.00

01:50:28.080 It's going to be awesome. 1.00

01:50:30.040 Cole's not going to fuck girls because he has a wife. 1.00

01:50:32.420 It's very gay. 1.00

01:50:34.280 You have a wife and Davey has a girlfriend. 1.00

01:50:37.440 Davey has a girlfriend, but he has fucking, he's poly. 1.00

01:50:40.760 Ray has thirds. 0.99

01:50:41.680 And me and Jim, excuse me, Jim, that's her name. 1.00

01:50:49.060 We fuck couples. 1.00

01:50:50.780 It's very fun. 1.00

01:50:52.260 Yeah, like a BMX or a motocross guy.

01:50:55.620 And who's that other chick? 1.00

01:50:56.880 Oh, you remembered.

01:50:58.360 And a stripper. 1.00

01:50:59.440 You were telling everyone.

01:51:01.400 You told everybody.

01:51:02.340 Yeah, she's a stripper and he's a motocross rider.

01:51:04.720 It's very cool.

01:51:05.900 Finish your plot, Flint.

01:51:06.820 I'm glad you remembered.

01:51:08.260 Anyways, sorry.

01:51:09.380 This is the game of a blog I've ever seen.

01:51:11.140 Yeah.

01:51:11.680 I'll tell y'all about my love life next week. 0.99

01:51:14.260 Well, we know it's your gay plugs. 0.99

01:51:15.800 Go, go. 1.00

01:51:17.520 That's it for me.

01:51:18.360 Go on.

01:51:19.620 All right.

01:51:20.220 You can see, you can follow me here on Twitter at DukeChats.

01:51:23.160 You can watch at the Swan Creatures, what the Swancast Network on YouTube, Friday nights,

01:51:29.200 9 p.m.

01:51:30.220 Let's see.

01:51:30.800 This week, we're actually going to have Kyle Anzalone on from the Liberty, our Libertarian

01:51:36.680 Institute, talk about Ukraine and Russia.

01:51:38.780 Awesome.

01:51:39.020 You can follow us there.

01:51:40.080 Something happening there?

01:51:40.580 I mean, maybe.

01:51:42.180 I don't know.

01:51:42.380 We were supposed to talk about that.

01:51:43.160 I hear there's a bunch of Nazis or something around, but I mean, that's pretty cool. 1.00

01:51:46.620 And you can follow us at TheRealSwampCast on Twitter and check us out.

01:51:52.740 Thanks for having me on, guys.

01:51:53.760 I appreciate it.

01:51:54.260 We should, for real, try and get some Azov Battalion people on the show. 1.00

01:51:58.200 We should.

01:51:58.860 Yeah.

01:51:59.140 We failed to get the Taliban on, but maybe we can get the Azov Battalion. 1.00

01:52:02.900 That'd be great.

01:52:03.920 I mean, they'd probably be a lot more sympathetic to you guys.

01:52:09.420 All right.

01:52:09.940 Toad finishes off.

01:52:12.060 Anarcho Toad on Twitter.

01:52:13.460 Tower Power Hour.

01:52:14.280 Obviously, we got Lou Perez coming on next week. 0.91

01:52:16.940 That's true.

01:52:17.340 Yep.

01:52:17.520 Nice.

01:52:17.800 Yo.

01:52:18.120 For real?

01:52:18.680 Lou's funny, man. 1.00

01:52:19.720 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:52:20.120 Really fun. 1.00

01:52:20.740 That's a great time, dude.

01:52:22.840 Hell yeah.

01:52:23.140 All right. 1.00

01:52:23.380 Hugs and kisses, bitches. 1.00

01:52:24.520 We out. 0.99

01:52:24.920 Love y'all.

01:52:25.920 I know.

Tower Gang - March 04, 2022

Ep 59 - Neg Her - LP FL Recap w⧸ Duke Chastain & Flint

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