Tower Gang - Ep 60 - America's Balls Deep w⧸ Lou Perez

00:00:00.000 what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off dicks like

00:00:05.340 fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan with two

00:00:12.620 kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account

00:00:19.600 for it white women must be stopped that's right what yeah we can stay horny and retarded longer

00:00:27.660 that she can stay sane what your ass ass to penis ratio ben maybe you could say we had sex but we

00:00:34.340 didn't fuck oh jesus fat dave fuck you man

00:00:40.620 welcome everybody to episode six million of tower power our little hi to me as always we have

00:00:51.200 anarcho toad tower king cole fuck you fat dave and jose gala's son who has disappeared and

00:00:59.000 sorry he sat down basically is that what he did he he just you'll see him just kind of come up

00:01:04.560 out of scene this is actually him standing he usually stands on a stool and he doesn't have

00:01:09.040 it right now and our very special guest a stand-up comedian of high acclaim mr lou perez thank you for

00:01:15.400 joining us lou thanks for having me guys appreciate it absolutely toad give us some

00:01:20.140 topics i don't know what to talk about jesus christ sorry i busted out real quick there guys uh

00:01:24.840 i saw a cat in need off the distance and well one well one that's what we gotta actually that's

00:01:30.860 what we're gonna start with fuck it or because you're here because you've skipped out the last

00:01:34.440 two episodes and you're like i'm not gonna do it we think our viewers gave us 75 or something

00:01:40.100 for you to drink some cat's milk really i i initially said 50 one uh super chat and then

00:01:46.540 somehow you took over negotiations as if it was your thing to negotiate no no no no what i'm saying

00:01:51.280 it got to 50 we were good they gave extra we got to 75 i believe you probably are familiar with this but

00:01:57.860 uh for some reason jose has agreed to drink the milk from his hairless cats and we are waiting for him

00:02:04.640 to do it so was it his idea jose was it your idea nobody offered that up you know what

00:02:10.040 fuck it i came up in conversation i think somehow we were talking he started masturbating about

00:02:14.780 halfway through an episode and then he just starts talking about drinking his cat's milk and we were

00:02:19.240 like all right dude so he is he breeds cat hairless cats he's a he's a weird weird little man uh he

00:02:26.380 breeds them all right yeah he really likes hair i just want to know which little boy's room he's

00:02:31.720 broadcasting from i'm like i love that everyone just takes digs on his this is where he keeps the

00:02:41.480 young boys that he can actually it's actually a sex dungeon but it's just for young boys it's just

00:02:46.180 like they just they actually go in there and they're like oh my god he's like count them now

00:02:50.260 trap you shut up the lights the the ice cream man music plays jose is on jeffrey epstein's flight

00:02:56.680 log actually 12 times yeah no uh it sounds people when i tell them i'm married and have kids this

00:03:03.600 came after like i i wouldn't get pussy like me and the prowl 10 years ago uh no this would not be the

00:03:09.160 setup i i already i'm already established in the pussy area so i'm like whatever he's still talking

00:03:16.360 about his cats actually yeah that too yeah yeah it's actually the thing dude so but yes you need to

00:03:21.860 fucking what do you have what you i said that you we heard that you were a little dry it was a little

00:03:25.920 dry yes this is okay i will say i miscalculated things in my head when i made this promise uh

00:03:32.700 because it's more of a logistics thing at this point like if you want i can go walk off and go

00:03:36.940 get you guys like i i even tried a little bit and like i was like there's some in there no there isn't

00:03:42.000 but i'm showing you the container i'm gonna use and it was like i probably need a few drops but of

00:03:46.620 what use is that like is that what you guys want is that is that will that suffice i wouldn't care i

00:03:53.040 just want to yeah or you guys can wait a couple weeks so they're they have a higher production

00:03:57.460 level because the kittens are larger or i can lick a drop of it okay i'm just wondering why jose has

00:04:02.920 containers like that like that's where he keeps the uh the samples of his uh young tupperware dog

00:04:07.780 here's my stance jose every week that goes by without you doing this you have to add another

00:04:14.320 ounce to the amount that you can there was never a quantity to begin with nope well there is now

00:04:18.880 jose because you're fucking with my emotions oh my god and our audience by the way i don't think you

00:04:24.720 understand uh they're the level productions of cats that is an impossible request no i don't i don't

00:04:30.380 know i know they have a lot of nipples jose so i was imagining that there would be a decent amount

00:04:33.940 of milk plus they have to feed what like 10 kittens at once yeah well that's the thing i have two

00:04:38.820 right now uh one that's a litter of four one that's a litter of six so i'm saying they're sucking

00:04:42.040 it dry right now so i'm like i'm like if i'm gonna try to be like get a little off the tee it's

00:04:46.100 like they're much there for me no man you're gonna have to sacrifice one of those kittens man

00:04:50.600 like one of those kittens is not gonna be able to eat and that's it honestly what i think it's

00:04:55.580 gonna come down to is if you get like three weeks from now and you haven't done it i think you have

00:04:59.800 to do a shot of cat piss i think that's i think that's the only i think do you have any idea how

00:05:04.920 impossible that would be to acquire cat piss like how do you what you ring out the litter

00:05:10.820 engineer you give me the layout of this plan the cat all day until it looks like it's about to pee

00:05:16.960 and then you will put it in your mouth when it does or just like have like a like a weird

00:05:22.260 contraption kind of like a diaper but with like a like a container like right over what i mean

00:05:27.760 either their pussy or their dick and just keep it right there i don't know what it is about

00:05:34.000 referring to animals private parts as like pussies and pigs but it really bothers me especially when

00:05:39.720 it's a cat yeah it's redundant it's like all this pussy's pussy does calling a cat's butthole a

00:05:46.740 butthole bother you too because they like show off their butthole no because i don't think a butthole

00:05:51.300 is being sexual but pussy's like oh that's i'm sorry clint yeah don't talk like that dude

00:05:55.540 so i guess it's not gonna happen tonight yeah we're still waiting if you guys want me to go i can go

00:06:04.440 get you a few drops that's what i'm telling you if if everyone really wants that if that's what

00:06:07.900 will suffice i'll disappear 50 minutes come back with something you barely even see on the fucking

00:06:12.480 yeah but jose nobody's gonna believe you man you know how your fans are they're gonna be like this

00:06:17.140 is a this is a false flag that that isn't real cat milk i know what real cat milk looks like this is

00:06:24.200 an inside job this is all you know you're gonna have to film yourself milking a cat and then how

00:06:29.020 about this guys another 50 super jet and i'll do it for real like this is the way to grip it oh my

00:06:37.520 god that cat milk is as real as the chemical weapons used in syria

00:06:41.860 by the way that that uh i think there's a calendar in your back there is that a nude woman on your

00:06:50.640 calendar no that's just some asian people with weird lighting

00:06:54.440 is that looking look like tits and to me it looks like tits but i know my my daughter is

00:07:01.900 like a rorschach it's actually the last couple days so it's the uh hentai miss march actually

00:07:10.400 to me it looks like a uh topless uh carrie and harlos to here from here

00:07:15.640 all right well all right lou but tell us a little bit about yourself i don't think we've

00:07:22.100 actually got you give a proper introduction to the say so we went right into it no no no all good

00:07:28.720 i'm uh yeah i'm a i'm a comedian um i i do uh i do stand up i do sketch comedy and uh um i wrote a

00:07:36.240 book so i have a book coming out this year uh it's called it's called that joke isn't funny anymore

00:07:41.420 on the death and rebirth of comedy um so it's it's available now on on uh amazon pre-order uh and

00:07:49.120 and all that so yeah um i've been i've been busy i never wrote a book before

00:07:53.360 a lot of our detractors uh also refer to our show as the same title which is interesting

00:07:58.560 i think you may be surprised but none of us here have wrote a book either

00:08:03.340 i can barely read one but whatever

00:08:08.740 already you're winning there's no pictures in the book i'm sorry guys

00:08:13.740 my apologies well wait for the audio book is it like the history of comedy is that basically

00:08:19.480 what is like for how would you explain it yeah so um it's uh so i've been i'm 40 so i've been

00:08:26.960 doing comedy since college so i've been doing comedy for around 20 years you know and um i wasn't always

00:08:32.340 doing political comedy or you know satire or anything like that uh that really started kind of the last

00:08:37.820 like you know five or six years and you know in that time i sort of noticed a shift in comedy where

00:08:44.400 uh not where comedy was has become like sort of ultra political where you had to be very careful

00:08:51.680 which jokes you made not not even just because of cancel culture or anything like that but just like

00:08:57.440 uh a joke you make will make others um you know decide which team you're on you know uh as opposed

00:09:05.440 to just taking a joke as a you know as a joke um so in 2020 i was uh i was i found out that there was

00:09:15.000 an academic paper that was written it was pre-published and it was called uh the growth of right-wing

00:09:20.800 echo chambers on youtube and uh and i was like oh that that's kind of weird i had a friend sending it to

00:09:26.760 me and one buddy of mine sent it and um at the end of the of this study they had all these different

00:09:34.600 categories of all these different youtube channels so they had like uh you know centrist they had

00:09:41.400 left wing they had right wing and they had far right and wouldn't you know but my old uh youtube

00:09:48.400 channel we the internet tv was marked far right and i'm like wait a minute far right i don't remember

00:09:55.540 i don't remember marching with tiki torches and shit like that i'm like what is this you know what's

00:10:00.200 going on here well it turns out not only was i you know we the internet tv was was deemed far right

00:10:06.160 but joe rogan was deemed far right um sam harris just like all these like people like had absolutely

00:10:13.300 nothing to do with that whatsoever so um my friend recommended that i he's like you gotta you know

00:10:19.340 write a response or something uh so he ended up hooking me up with uh the wall street journal so i wrote

00:10:24.760 a response in the wall street journal uh the title was how i became a quote far right radical

00:10:30.720 um and it was basically saying like look you know i uh i just lost my job with we the internet in

00:10:36.600 october and you know i'm a comedian i'm looking for work i'm looking for writing gigs and all that

00:10:41.120 uh if potential employers you know start associating me with far right i'm like they're not gonna want

00:10:48.420 to fucking hire that guy you know so it's like let me you know clear the air let me set the record

00:10:52.460 straight and it was from that article that uh this book kind of came out um and uh the book is cool

00:10:59.400 because it kind of gave me an opportunity to look back on you know you know 20 year career and see

00:11:05.460 like you know kind of uh get me to i don't know fall in love with comedy again like oh there's a reason

00:11:11.620 why i do this this is what this is uh i've made a life out of this so instead of just explaining to a

00:11:17.820 potential employer that it's woke nonsense you wrote an entire fucking book entire book exactly

00:11:24.280 he's one of us you're autism he hands it to them during the interview actually he's like

00:11:30.160 you read this right now and if you write down i don't want to work for you in this in this one

00:11:34.700 sitting yeah you get it you get to give a rebuttal when they fire you and you hand them your book you

00:11:39.840 typed up it's like um actually and then i just hand them i just hand them the book send this to hr

00:11:48.660 will you oh oh you think i'm a nazi well how about you read this entire mind conf i wrote

00:11:55.260 it actually sounds good though i mean like it is that we've definitely even as little as we are we've

00:12:03.620 experienced some of that same shit and seen it now like i mean obviously rogan's the prime example

00:12:09.220 with the n-word thing that came out recently i did a whole episode covering uh the cnn article

00:12:14.440 they did on which was fucking insane i'm sure you remember that lou the one that was like uh you

00:12:18.760 know is this another january 6th moment oh yeah i got me two ends man yeah i got me uh um cript

00:12:28.040 daddy who's like a hilarious comedian and then marcel dumas who's like just a genius and i mean he also

00:12:33.160 was a black guy too so there's that like we're able to have this grown-up conversation and break down

00:12:37.320 how stupid the whole like thing was like it was that was that the article i remember the article

00:12:42.300 where the you know the guy's going through like you know all the uses of n-word of the n-word and

00:12:47.260 all that stuff and then they're like yeah it's like what happened in rwanda yeah whoa wait a minute

00:12:52.260 like dude out of all the examples you could have picked you you had to pick the one where black

00:12:57.100 people were murdering other black people yeah i mean it's it's an an aside it's a it was such a

00:13:02.320 ridiculous article that's only i don't i don't normally do stuff like cover articles but it was

00:13:06.420 so ridiculous that i was like i want to get one of my like someone who's really smart and someone

00:13:10.940 who's really funny and i want to talk about this just like literally live read it because like this

00:13:14.900 is ridiculous and it fucking was when they were coming up with all the examples of different uses

00:13:19.540 of the n-word they just read the transcript of cole on this show like this is all the ways you can

00:13:25.700 use it in 50 episodes he did it every every way 50 different ways for the cycle

00:13:31.920 we've probably missed some opportunities to do that

00:13:36.220 it is it is crazy like because i've uh i'm only 25 so i mean i i basically was uh i'm as old as

00:13:45.400 blue was when he fucking started probably but uh but like even i have seen like that he just said

00:13:50.440 he's 40 and he started 20 years ago he's saying well i'm saying it looks like shit

00:13:54.720 but like even just i've been following comedy for like seven years i'm like and even i can see now

00:14:03.920 this from i mean i just remember like growing up listening to like dane cook and just how like i

00:14:09.500 mean he was he was mainstream and he was like pretty dirty like is it like some of his stuff was

00:14:14.500 pretty like gnarly and then now it's just like i mean i mean they just get all over these you have

00:14:20.380 like guys like kill tony like tony hinchcliffe getting canceled because he made like asian jokes

00:14:26.020 like at like for his on his opener was asian and he made asian jokes about him and this was joking

00:14:32.100 around on a comedy stage and then like gets like his agent leaves him he gets like dropped by a bunch

00:14:39.680 of like sponsors like it's it's crazy shit like just i'd like to hear your opinion on this actually

00:14:43.940 because that dude was his opener and his opener used this as an opportunity to capitalize and try

00:14:50.100 and like lift his name recognition that that was my read of it did you read it similarly or are you

00:14:55.200 even familiar with what we're talking i i don't remember the specifics of it i i forget because

00:15:00.760 i know like um tony hinchcliffe is known for like roast and stuff like that yes um so you know i'm not

00:15:07.160 sure if if that was part of the context like you know him following the guy and and you know doing

00:15:12.260 a kind of roast i'm not i'm not i'm not sure i i i do think though that there are definitely a lot

00:15:18.900 of examples of you know people who are are trying to use you know use that as a way to build their

00:15:26.420 own career um and for me like when it comes to cancel culture my favorite examples of the murder

00:15:32.600 suicide cancel cultures where you know they go after somebody they murder their career and then

00:15:38.540 someone starts digging through their shit oh and they just they just open themselves up and it's like

00:15:43.840 they just killed their own career by going after this other guy you know um but i mean this is this

00:15:49.360 is the thing though if you're on the left if you stick to the narrative even if they dig up your old

00:15:54.020 shit you're untouchable i mean jimmy kimmel has a treasure trove of jimmy kimmel did black blackface

00:16:00.700 impersonating a black man like a lot a lot a lot he did it i have no problem with but no i don't i

00:16:07.320 could care less i just hate that you're like you're now one of the front runners when it comes

00:16:12.140 to canceling people and and joking about how it's not a thing and then simultaneously you have a very

00:16:17.960 checkered past by woke standards we think it's fucking milquetoast but yeah that was when he was

00:16:22.380 actually funny like he did the man show which everybody would say is misogynist now he played

00:16:27.960 carl malone for like two years straight and it was it was awesome he had a one-man show carl malone

00:16:34.180 just uh can you imagine that well uh it would be really bad if he was also just he was like he

00:16:40.180 was a method actor and he was actually going around and just fucking 12 year olds and he was

00:16:43.460 just like in prayer oh you don't even know that yeah carl malone what i know there's no shit about

00:16:51.140 the guy yeah i talked about my podcast but so carl malone whenever he was in college when he was

00:16:56.440 like 21 years old he impregnated a 13 year old girl and like actually like and they had the child

00:17:02.100 and then he was just like deuces see you then like which the nba yeah look how crazy cancel

00:17:08.200 culture has gone we can't even do that anymore well the mailman always drops off a package and then

00:17:14.380 he leaves so get that right it was i can't believe that's how he got his nickname by impregnating a

00:17:22.380 13 year old girl that's so crazy baby to a kid

00:17:25.880 by the way that kid actually grew up and he's in the nfl now which is actually pretty crazy it was a

00:17:32.340 pretty cool uh thing that happened for him i thought i said i was saying this uh last night that i that i

00:17:37.600 feel like we should as as our network our tower gang network should make a documentary about this

00:17:43.020 kid about how like his dad's carl malone fucked a 13 year old and then now he's in the nfl it's like a

00:17:48.640 30 for 30 that espn would never do so that we have to pick up the mantle and do it ourselves

00:17:53.720 yeah and then the moral at the end of the story is see it's not so bad

00:17:58.520 we do the documentary on on this on this kid who's in the nfl and his mom's like my age

00:18:06.020 so fucking crazy don't let cole do the math on that because he's like oh she's 65 weird

00:18:15.400 by the way i wanted to bring this up someone i think this is in reference to the uh the book

00:18:19.800 comment earlier yeah uh thanks aaron for five dollars yeah i don't think he literally did it

00:18:24.880 for that exact reason it was actually i think it was smart definitely to write that book at this time

00:18:28.460 like that it really is kind of resonates right now with all the shit going on so well well and also

00:18:33.400 you know the reason why i wanted to write it is i think a lot of people are very down on comedy

00:18:38.660 like uh you know talking about like the death of comedy and all that and part of what i argue is i i i say

00:18:44.640 that you know there's no better time to be doing it um because if you want it it's out there for you

00:18:50.240 i mean you guys know how it is you know with your podcasts and stuff where you know you're you have

00:18:55.040 the technology you're able to broadcast you're able to get you know like-minded people or put an

00:19:00.820 audience together um it's like you know no time in history were we able to do able to do that and

00:19:05.960 even with you know as the when you feel the walls kind of closing in that's also more opportunity

00:19:12.360 opportunity for you know the the people who believe in you to be like yo i gotta freaking

00:19:16.500 support my my people because if i don't support them then you know once they're gone you know

00:19:21.800 what's gonna be what's gonna be left so you know so overall i think like the the book is kind of like

00:19:26.340 a white pill for uh you know for comedy and like i said too it was a chance for me to to look back on

00:19:32.200 doing it for all these years and i was like wow man i was really lucky to come up when i did

00:19:36.600 in comedy um to be able to uh try wild shit to fail to have be able to rape chicks on the road

00:19:45.380 and get away with it that was like that was it that's a bygone era like well we were we were

00:19:50.480 we were mailmaning it uh you know just anywhere we anywhere we can go any middle school you know

00:19:59.880 anywhere we can go you know i can't even imagine how great being on the the collegiate tour would

00:20:07.780 have been back in the day but now i hear that most comics won't even do the college tour because the

00:20:12.220 the kids are so fucking woke i'm like oh that's tragic yeah i hear that i hear that a lot um you

00:20:18.000 know um for me you know i mean you know the weirdos i hang around you know so i i perform for like

00:20:23.720 um young americans for liberty and students for liberty so when it comes time to perform for

00:20:29.440 those guys you know those guys and like three girls um yeah they're all about the n-word right

00:20:35.000 that look like guys also you know they're all cool you know they're all uh cool about it but yeah

00:20:40.680 yeah i wonder you know how i don't know i just wonder how how true that is like people don't want to

00:20:45.980 do colleges because i don't know i wonder how much they're paying and whether or not you would

00:20:50.500 change up your set you know for me it feels like in college i feel like it's just all like a front

00:20:57.200 of like it's just you have a very small minority that's very fucking loud whenever a comedian comes

00:21:02.140 in and they will go and protest whatever but it still seems like every like dude that's 20 18 to 20

00:21:07.580 years old it's still gonna be edgy and still gonna be like i want to hear like edgy comedy because

00:21:12.880 that's just how dudes are whenever they're like 19 i mean that's how i was i feel everybody i knew was

00:21:18.760 like that i mean you still have some outliers but it just seems like they i mean it is scary

00:21:23.160 whenever you go i mean if you're just a mainstream comedian to go into a place and getting like

00:21:28.460 protested i mean unless you're like used to that unless you're like somebody that's like

00:21:32.440 thrives on that kind of uh energy like i feel like it'd be very weird if you're just like i just tell

00:21:38.260 jokes that's all i'm doing why are you protesting me yeah i think from i think for most most

00:21:42.560 comedians stand-up comedians the that would you know really lose its allure you know quick because

00:21:48.400 comedians we want to we want to perform you know yeah like there was an incident i think it was at

00:21:52.260 i don't know it was at columbia university where um there was a comedian indian american guy

00:21:56.980 he got up there and uh he did a uh he did a joke they prefer native american

00:22:03.100 and they uh uh and they cut his mic like i think he was like five minutes i think he was like five

00:22:10.500 minutes in and they cut his mic and he's like what what's going on here they didn't even let him

00:22:14.680 finish you know his uh his set and it was over a you know it was i forget which uh which joke it

00:22:21.140 was but you know that's that's uh that's nutty that's silly is it is it true that the pilgrims

00:22:26.600 got here and they had seen indians in india and they were just like these people look like them

00:22:32.120 so they're also indians now is that like is that really how it happened it was because they smelled

00:22:36.500 like shit actually that's pretty good these people look like they drive taxis i'm pretty sure

00:22:44.220 these are native americans man this is the part where i guess my computer isn't working i have no

00:22:48.420 idea what these guys are saying i i detect what i think could possibly be real racism i need to

00:22:53.480 leave and i just want to put this out there this comes out of nowhere but i love indian people

00:22:58.680 i love performing i love shopping at 7-eleven i love really smelly food it's weird i didn't hear

00:23:07.380 any of that anything that cole just said i didn't hear any of that it's so weird freaking up oh good

00:23:12.600 but is it true though is that how it happened these people look like indians they thought it was the

00:23:17.920 west indies they thought like they were like oh that's right that's right that's right yeah

00:23:21.280 west they thought they had got there and they're like look at these fucking indians everywhere

00:23:25.340 they're just like yeah and they just stuck with it they're like all these indians are like we're

00:23:29.480 not fat and they're just like sure indian by the way if you if you fuck uh an indian chick in the

00:23:35.840 ass it's got all that natural lube already because they always have diarrhea so oh what why

00:23:41.620 head shake like he knew this was gonna go nowhere i feel like we should have a mute button just for him

00:23:49.060 that's a good idea actually we should have a mute button where if someone says something that's not

00:23:54.560 funny you get muted for like 30 seconds like oh we could have a hell you kind of like uh what is

00:23:59.160 it uh around the horn no around the horn yeah like they like the uh the host like steals like boop and

00:24:05.240 you're like a minute and you can just sit there and try to talk and just nothing comes out

00:24:08.780 if we could get it so our fans could control it that'd be amazing just so you know lou uh toad is the

00:24:15.120 guy that at improv class would just like take it to like 10 immediately like and then i whipped out my

00:24:20.020 dick like and like there's something to that when it hits it hits hard but then other times you're

00:24:26.360 like what are you where are you going with this bud toad seems like the uncle that'll like buy you

00:24:32.180 guys beer but he insists on on also telling you everything he's learned it's like uncle toad can't

00:24:39.900 just buy us the beer and just leave man like now let me tell you about women it's like uncle toad like

00:24:46.420 yeah uncle toad still uses the word coos it's like oh god uncle toad like that's an old come on

00:24:52.620 he was like i'm gonna tell you some heavy shit man it's like uncle toad like heavy really that's

00:24:57.660 what we're going with like like uncle like uncle toad he didn't serve in vietnam but he did go to

00:25:02.340 vietnam to kill vietnamese people like long after the war was over like he went there

00:25:08.540 give me a fucking cook like he went to vietnam in like 1993

00:25:17.700 and he's like and he was like he won't talk about the lady boys for some reason he insists they're

00:25:25.780 not real but like he also said he had a lot of sex over there but so we just can't match it up to

00:25:29.920 make sure everything's correct and so but his wife has a ball and we're always like

00:25:34.280 well look man sometimes you don't know until it's too late so that's not true

00:25:40.600 someone's asking the chaff reed's gonna show up he might he'll probably show up for plugs like he

00:25:44.580 always does so we'll see is reed on the road like is he uh always always yeah he's about that life

00:25:51.360 but he usually does record well no i shouldn't say usually he almost never records but he always says

00:25:56.120 he might so it depends what truck stop i end up at brother he's that girl that always like keeps you

00:26:03.200 basically like half chub she's like she always like promising pussy and but then never delivers

00:26:09.560 don't talk about my mom like that dude and then whatever she does it's always just half cocked it's

00:26:16.180 not even that great it's just he comes in just like uh whatever and then and then leaves and we all

00:26:22.360 sing his praises anyway so that's that's reed they clearly friend zoned you but every now and then

00:26:27.460 they send you cute selfies with like winky faces and you're like i'm getting mixed messages

00:26:31.060 think she wants to fuck are you gonna be working any of the conventions the lp conventions this year

00:26:37.400 yeah i'm gonna be um in new jersey this uh this saturday um okay yeah so that's uh that's fun it's

00:26:43.760 it's uh close to home i'm in new jersey now so yeah i'm looking forward to that one are you doing any

00:26:49.680 others because i'm i'm gonna be at four of them um maybe if i do a good job they'll want to okay

00:26:55.860 oh that's what happened with clint he did like a okay job and they were just like you get

00:27:00.920 how the fuck would you know you were blacked out you have no idea if i did a good job or not well

00:27:05.320 you guys are both going to events you guys should just like really just make sure when you're in the

00:27:09.020 crowd of the other one just like you know kind of boost the crowd up you know like yeah this guy's

00:27:12.520 really making some good fucking points right here like oh it's actually you don't have to you

00:27:17.380 don't have to just like really laughing hard just i mean just overly hard just

00:27:21.480 click got all the extra gigs because he like uh blue balled that party at the florida one and now

00:27:32.560 everybody wants it like please show up this time well whatever it takes man sometimes you gotta play

00:27:37.660 hard to get yeah it's true by the way that was christina christina was the one that invited me

00:27:43.440 to the room and she texted me this week she was not sure oh did she watch the show whenever we said

00:27:50.400 like we didn't want to be up there because it was very gay she actually asked me to help them and all

00:27:55.120 they did was offer us a nice place to hang out yeah and we're like oh look at these fucking bitches

00:28:00.200 wanted to fuck clint oh my god she's just like no i just wanted to like spend some time you know

00:28:05.260 i'm just a big fan of your work and i just thought it'd be nice to spend some time with you

00:28:09.200 by the way um all this shit in ukraine's a psyop right i'm gonna put that out there i i do want to

00:28:17.000 say and i know this this is gonna sound alex jonesy so let me preface it with that if you were if

00:28:23.200 you're old enough to remember the opening salvo in the iraq war iraq war ii it was like we had

00:28:30.860 full 24 7 coverage of fucking rockets launching in every time i turn on the tv to get coverage of

00:28:37.660 this it's some person some talking head standing in ukraine going just minutes ago we heard a loud

00:28:43.480 explosion i'm like you have a camera are you not fucking rolling tape while the bombs are going

00:28:48.880 off oh no no we're just gonna record the guy talking about what just happened it's fucking weird

00:28:53.820 man it's weird yeah it is definitely weird you got i'm i'm not even sure about all the footage of all

00:28:59.920 the the protests which are effectively pro-war protests like when have we actually seen that

00:29:05.100 before you're talking about the one with the titties that was actually really funny no no not

00:29:09.280 we all saw the french one right with all the girls with the i mean just terrible tit like none of them

00:29:15.220 had yeah i masturbated like seven hours of course yeah it was like like there was maybe one good

00:29:22.020 boob in that and uh it was a little bit lopsided anyway one one good boob

00:29:26.080 the arms are up is that what you're saying no her left arm was up so you're saying it was lopsided

00:29:33.700 but one of them's lifted doug come on oh i see that's why they were so unappealing too that's like

00:29:37.680 the worst pose for like a boob pic like let me stretch it out and make it super unappealing you

00:29:42.460 know there was two out of about 25 girls that were decent in that entire crowd and i thought they

00:29:47.720 were i thought they were men i'm not even lying i actually did when i first saw it i thought it

00:29:51.420 was actually guys going out there and painting their chest because i didn't you had to stop

00:29:54.720 drinking up no i was i was going more furious so i was like i thought every one of them was

00:30:00.400 fuckable so can we take a moment to appreciate the quandary that like painting a boob somehow makes

00:30:05.820 it like slightly less sexual and you know like intellectually that's not the case like it's

00:30:10.620 still boobs still saying that thing but something about that in your head is like yeah it's not

00:30:14.400 sexy anymore well it's the same thing with uh breastfeeding videos on youtube you can't show

00:30:19.480 a titty on youtube but if they're breastfeeding it's all good you know how many fucking teenagers

00:30:22.920 are jerking off to that shit oh my god dude i'm jerking off that's why that's why everyone has

00:30:27.200 fucking milf fetishes now because they've been watching mothers lactating for years if they just

00:30:32.180 went at a free market of porn people have had their normal interaction with porn and not get hooked on

00:30:36.560 i love how you guys are all bragging about jerking off to really unsexy stuff

00:30:43.920 where it's like there's so much free porn you could you could be jerking

00:30:48.640 there's dating sites you could you could be jerking off in front of real people you're like you

00:30:54.180 know no man i'm i'm gonna be uh jerking off to this top surgery french chick

00:30:58.820 what's that there's there's something to like the the uh like titties in the wild of like being

00:31:07.160 like oh my god like okay that's i mean all right fine like this you can go to you porn and you

00:31:12.160 can watch all the all the sex you want but if you see a titty in the wild that's something else

00:31:16.960 well i mean it's like like there's always a thing about like even uh i think sexier when you're not

00:31:22.060 expecting it big day has a joke about this he's talking about like uh there's these really he was

00:31:28.180 like at a club where like some really fat chicks got into a fight and he was talking about like her

00:31:32.520 titty fell out and he was just like it doesn't matter it was like you're just in the middle of the

00:31:36.020 street it doesn't matter the quality of the tit everybody stops everybody stops and looks

00:31:41.720 that's a whole genre on world star bro is just black chicks fighting until the tit pops out like

00:31:46.960 you can you can watch that for the rest of your life there's that many clips of it it's un-fucking

00:31:51.700 believable what usually happens does the wig fall off first or the titty come out like

00:31:56.420 it's usually simultaneous it's like the first good jostle and the whole fucking dress just explodes

00:32:02.340 i've seen so many black chicks just end up completely naked after the first jab is thrown

00:32:06.980 it's fucking weird the first jab is thrown i swear to god they do this like prep thing too where they

00:32:13.840 know they're gonna get naked in this fight it's like they know they'll be like i'm taking my bra off

00:32:18.060 like by the way this is also when they're with men too whenever the men throw the first jab in the

00:32:24.020 in the bedroom oh yeah and then all their clothes fall off well the best part is because it's always

00:32:28.120 the black chicks with like the huge huge asses and big titties so they're as soon as they start

00:32:32.720 fighting like i said as soon as the first jab is thrown it becomes a tube top where the top flips

00:32:37.180 down and the bottom comes up and it just they just have like a fucking uh uh like a life preserver

00:32:42.900 you're like the fat chicken porn when they just pull the shirt down you know it's like covers

00:32:47.740 the tummy dude that's why i always pick fights with black women you don't pick fights with anybody toad

00:32:54.400 you would get fucking housed by black chicks do not do that though that's a large black woman

00:32:59.840 scares me i wouldn't want to fight that i'd still win but at what cost

00:33:04.340 who was not prepared for this i haven't heard a thing you guys have said

00:33:10.580 for at least 10 minutes i was speaking but i have no idea what you said we can't just bring up like

00:33:17.580 pull up world star right now just start watching videos for the less of another hour and that's

00:33:21.100 that's all we could do i feel like it'd be a great podcast i mean that's

00:33:24.700 and then just comment joe rogan on this show that's what we're gonna do we're gonna have him

00:33:27.540 commentate world star videos it's gonna be amazing it's the new form out of the show actually oh she's

00:33:33.100 rocked

00:33:34.040 oh she's hurt she's hurt

00:33:39.660 but no seriously about the ukraine shit like i saw there was a uh tweet today that i was like it's

00:33:47.800 the thread of this dude and he was just like i'm just gonna go to ukraine and just start filming

00:33:52.380 everything and he literally just like walks he was like i went i took a train to there there was

00:33:57.240 like all the train where it wasn't full or anything going in or out i just like this one train going

00:34:02.700 into kiev and then like he was like walking around just like filming and he'll like see it was the

00:34:08.260 weirdest part was seeing like the um he would see all the corporate journalists and they would be

00:34:13.760 like setting up like um like barricades like the journalists would be setting up the barricades

00:34:20.320 and then like filming it afterwards and then they would like break it down and take it away

00:34:24.380 like it was the weirdest it's like it's very weird and like i don't know what to think about it but i

00:34:29.400 tweeted out some today about like um is has there been one time in like the history that you can

00:34:36.220 think of where being completely contrarian to the corporate press narrative was wrong like where you

00:34:42.360 where you were actually like they were totally right and the narrative the the bias that they were

00:34:46.960 putting out and if you just didn't take the exact opposite you would be in the right and i can't

00:34:51.080 i couldn't think of one but i'm also not that old so yeah where the corporate press goes a pretty

00:34:55.260 good barometer of the bullshit yeah i just feel like i'll just take the opposite and then like

00:34:59.440 that's usually true and that was something i had this question i'm one of you guys can help me with

00:35:03.800 it um so uh biden's press secretary jen saskey right she had some saki yeah saki is it um she had a

00:35:12.920 thing uh i think it was from today in one of her threads talking about a possible russian false flag

00:35:20.780 right and then i what's weird is the only look i remember the the first time i heard about false

00:35:26.020 flag stuff it was like you know alex jones info wars and you know i kind of like that that community

00:35:32.540 i find it really weird that i'm hearing about false flags from you know officials yeah that's really

00:35:39.600 weird that's really weird yeah you know i'm i'm sure somebody you know could do you know a search to

00:35:44.540 see like you know when you know false flag has come up as far as you know mainstream media and

00:35:49.620 politicians it's just it's it's very odd that that they're using that that kind of language yeah

00:35:54.780 and they're all they're all false fags so that's kind of a mind fuck if you think about that you

00:35:59.620 pair that with them what cole just said those two things together you're like oh maybe there's just

00:36:04.800 like this thing where oh if it does get discovered obviously i'm talking about my ass conspiratorially

00:36:09.400 here say it does discover it's all some big false flag they'd be like well that was because russia

00:36:13.760 fucking russia that's why oh that's true yeah it was all bullshit because russia did some well

00:36:20.940 that's kind of what happened um i remember if you remember like a couple weeks ago that there was

00:36:24.700 that um that one official that came out and i know uh dave talked about this on podcast they did a

00:36:29.960 breakdown it was just like a press conference and he was like we have the um proof that russia is going

00:36:36.080 to do a false flag oh yeah they were like and then they're like what's the proof and he was like i just

00:36:40.000 told you they're going to do a false flag or some shit like that they just declassified that

00:36:44.880 yeah exactly like we declassified it and they were like can we see the documents he was like i just

00:36:49.660 told you we declassified it like you know you don't need it would you like me to scribble this on a piece

00:36:54.120 of paper it's like a false flag uh inception at this point where they're just like yeah russia is

00:37:00.020 creating this false flag that we created a false flag that russia created a false flag it really is

00:37:05.660 the funny thing though is like it sounds ridiculous but the same point it's kind of like

00:37:10.400 the other option was what he hands them a fucking some document that's like redacted all to hell and

00:37:17.340 it was literally like what that sentence like you know i mean like that's how much they control the

00:37:21.960 intel that they can fuck with so it's like even if they were like well i'll provide you the document

00:37:25.780 it's like okay what is that document this is just laziness where they don't even bother to try

00:37:29.560 anymore they're just like yeah you know well i could write on a piece of paper and be the same thing

00:37:33.600 it really is no different than them giving them a piece of paper you know i mean so yeah and it but

00:37:39.480 it's just it's just ridiculous because like i can't we just got out of covid where literally

00:37:45.420 everything they said for two years was a lie like literally everything that came out of it like you

00:37:50.420 know this is a malice quote it was like everything you say is a lie including a n and the like every

00:37:55.300 word you say it's like and then we get to this and they're just like yeah uh russia is like doing

00:38:00.240 this for basically no reason and they're just like that's why they're doing this i think because

00:38:03.720 the covid shit was falling apart to such a degree they couldn't maintain it enough and yeah i know

00:38:09.340 people disagree with that but well it's even it's even darker than all that you want to you want to

00:38:14.060 get the channel nuked i'll tell what i think let's do it i don't give a fuck for it all right all right

00:38:18.380 misinformation we're on what zero strikes and out in that one strike yeah we're good we're good

00:38:22.460 yeah yeah we're clear go for it dude last time it was tranny suicide i think that did us or that

00:38:32.020 or the n word no it was election misinformation is what did it oh yeah that's right they got for

00:38:36.400 that shit of all the stuff we say and they're like well you for a half a sentence sort of question

00:38:40.840 the election here we go so we now know for a fact that anthony fauci through nih funded gain of

00:38:48.360 function research at the wuhan institute for virology where almost certainly but not assuredly

00:38:54.180 covid arose right that's a fess okay now today we have discovered that in fact thanks to fucking

00:39:02.420 victoria newland in front of the senate while being asked directly if there are biological weapons

00:39:12.100 in ukraine she responds by going we have we have a uh we funded biological research in in ukraine and

00:39:22.280 we're concerned that the russians might get their hands on it and then it's pivoted with uh marco rubio's

00:39:29.060 fucking bitch ass goes can you can you assure us that if there are chemical weapons used in ukraine

00:39:36.520 that it's the russians that did it and she goes absolutely senator great question thank you so much

00:39:41.340 you know what yeah yo's right i remember i saw that too and he was like it was this weird thing

00:39:46.640 where you know he's like let's say this is all conspiratorial and someone talked to this guy

00:39:50.580 he clearly was supposed to be like the voice of reason be like or can you assure this and then then

00:39:55.200 once she goes yep he goes well it's closed motherfucker exactly so so let's let's just do the

00:40:01.780 math here we funded the creation of covid and we funded fucking biological weapons in ukraine that was

00:40:07.240 largely and declared as such by russia that that was a huge reason that they fucking invaded in the

00:40:14.280 first place tell me a crisis that america hasn't had its hand deep in the creation of in the past two

00:40:20.180 years i can't i can't name one clint you're scaring me yeah i'm just being honest man i'm just being

00:40:25.800 honest i think fucking um the u.s government was responsible responsible for both crises

00:40:32.080 prove oh yeah i mean i think there's pretty much no doubt of that i mean well i know but we had

00:40:37.740 nato was the primary reason that libertarians were arguing you know the the uh constant movement

00:40:43.320 towards the russian border nato is just a group clint it's it's it's just it's just freedom of

00:40:50.120 association it's an anarcho-state alliance well then people be say shit like oh well you know it

00:40:58.000 doesn't break the nap to join some someone else in a group like we're not talking about the nap here

00:41:01.980 motherfucker we're talking about these coercive organizations that we have very clearly stated

00:41:05.980 to you we're not fans of altogether and we're telling you how they interact with each other

00:41:09.960 and if one does this how this other person will act it's all coercion here like stop trying to

00:41:15.420 justify it like we know if these two do this this one will feel threatened just like we did with

00:41:20.340 the fucking cuban missile crisis like and by the way should vladimir putin or the russian people

00:41:24.620 not feel extraordinarily concerned that the u.s government is funding fucking biological research

00:41:32.600 weapon in parentheses research in the last country that's on their their border that isn't in nato

00:41:40.040 they shouldn't be concerned with that have i lost my fucking mind like this is completely justified at

00:41:45.060 this point it's a very weird thing because of like talking about this because we're going like i kind

00:41:50.480 agree with putin here it's like no because like what am i supposed to do okay that's that's why i

00:41:56.000 made the disclaimer but like like i don't agree with what he did no but from the perspective of

00:42:01.300 what governments do i get it like yeah i don't think that was right i don't imagine they allowed

00:42:07.840 ukraine to be in nato all they have to do is have a false flag in nato in ukraine and boom they have

00:42:13.960 fucking article 5 and they can roll all of nato forces against russia russia rightfully said that ain't

00:42:19.900 happening we're not gonna have fucking another border uh country that is in nato and then we

00:42:26.240 discovered this victoria newland admitted it i don't understand how this isn't like the biggest

00:42:31.440 story ever same way i don't understand how us funding gain of function research in wuhan

00:42:36.360 wasn't the biggest story ever there should have been immediate trials for treason if we lived in a

00:42:42.520 just society i will stop ranting i know this isn't liberty lockdown i'm sorry follow us on odyssey

00:42:47.260 odyssey odyssey odyssey odyssey you know the answer to that though obviously well yeah i guess

00:42:55.320 but jesus they do not want uh the public's eyes on any of those admissions and what you'll also see

00:43:01.280 is that in a lot of these cases these uh higher up people in these government agencies they won't

00:43:05.900 outright deny something they know is true and uh just so they don't get caught in a lie i guess and

00:43:12.640 they also uh on the other hand they will uh where was i going with that they will uh i don't even

00:43:18.460 know where i was going well well i i i saw a little bit of that that clip uh clint was talking about um i

00:43:24.980 i don't know what you know led up to her um you know her testimony but i mean at this point like you

00:43:32.600 wouldn't even say like no no no we're it's it's not biological weapons it's biological cures like like

00:43:39.020 just lie in a good like in a good way like well no don't worry with any research we're doing it's

00:43:43.720 just to cure shit what you don't understand is when we unleash as a super virus upon the world

00:43:48.420 it's like a genetic upgrade you know the weak get killed off i'm telling you marco rubio's question

00:43:57.620 was about biological weapons in ukraine and she pivoted to how they were funding biological research

00:44:03.960 and they were concerned about them getting into the hands of the russians she admitted almost

00:44:08.500 explicitly that we had been funding biological weapon research in ukraine and that they were

00:44:13.440 concerned about the uh the russians getting their hands on this is fucking huge guys i'm sorry i'm

00:44:18.340 gonna like continue to double down on this this is such a big deal and it's just like i know this

00:44:22.600 is a comedy show that's fucking insane i do want to point out i don't know if we've we've pointed

00:44:27.000 out i'm a little stoned but uh if we've made it very clear that the question was biological

00:44:32.600 weapons and then she shifted to we have biological research i don't know if we made that clear

00:44:36.340 which is like such a switch because it's like okay yeah sure but could any of that research be

00:44:41.840 used as a fucking weapon they do that all the time where they don't actually answer the question

00:44:46.700 like um when fauci admitted to the gain of function research oh yeah he still was saying but it wasn't

00:44:53.580 gain of function research of concern right yeah again what does that even mean they just throw in

00:44:59.980 of concern it's like well i guess it wasn't gain of function research yeah in that article i broke

00:45:06.520 down about the n-word thing they were capitalizing black and white the whole way through and i

00:45:10.380 remember pointing out like how creepy that is because it's almost like that where it's like

00:45:14.260 oh we're defining people in these collectives and now if you question me on this and go well

00:45:18.760 you know there are some people in this region that are blacks that don't act this way or there's

00:45:21.940 this guy you know who doesn't act this way they're like oh well we're talking about black

00:45:24.940 you know capital b black like you know black is a race and so they can play these stupid fucking

00:45:29.860 semantic word games and like i completely agree that words are subjective but there's a certain

00:45:34.720 point where you're like you're intentionally playing games with them here like so i really

00:45:39.380 appreciate aaron's uh comment and five dollars but if we could take that down that'd be great

00:45:44.280 america's like 20 minutes but this episode brought to you by america's balls

00:45:52.080 there's the episode guys that's what it is america balls deep in crisis

00:45:59.820 get yours today we have a new biological weapon on online right now i'll show you something funny

00:46:07.640 and that's the uh all these pictures coming out that every time they take a picture of a ukrainian

00:46:13.320 military person they always have nazi symbolism on their uniforms which is one of the funniest

00:46:19.880 things i've ever seen happen to like one of the best tweets ever was nato for uh international

00:46:26.700 women's day was posting like the women in ukraine are fighting and there was literally posted a picture

00:46:32.940 of a woman that had the um how were they the black uh what's the their nazi black son it had the black

00:46:40.580 son right on her chest like right there and like the comments were all like oh what's that what's

00:46:46.960 going on right there and then the international women's month international appreciate women fuck

00:46:53.740 the jews the other pictures were of women that are in the aesop battalion literally can't write it

00:47:02.360 better like there's it's almost like this we live in a comedy show like this doesn't have where

00:47:08.200 we are literally arming and funding openly the nazis in this skirmish war whatever yeah and we are

00:47:18.020 funding the nazis as they research chemical weapons what the fuck this is so crazy why am i the only

00:47:26.960 one that's freaked out right now yeah it is all but it is such a great just thing to i feel like there

00:47:35.480 was a great skit in there somewhere of just every time like of like being a corporate journalist like

00:47:41.200 pretend to be a corporate journalist and just going around and everybody you talk to is a nazi

00:47:44.900 and just been like being like and going up and doing interviews and they literally just have a swastika

00:47:49.580 on just like i'm so glad you're fighting for ukraine and they're just like yeah i hate the jews man just uh

00:47:55.400 really want to get them out just like what about the russians like yeah i guess them too but like

00:47:59.660 really the jews man i gotta get out of the office

00:48:02.860 creating president as a jew what are you talking about

00:48:08.080 it's but it's just so funny i feel like there's just wait is zelensky a jew yeah that's weird

00:48:16.900 because he was doing a stand-up set which is also fucking weird where he's yeah he's a comedian

00:48:21.680 he's a comedian and an actor a year ago he's throwing up zeke hiles during his fucking and

00:48:26.720 he's talking about reading my confidence i was like yo this and everyone's dying laughing and i was

00:48:31.620 like wow ukraine's really based on the whole uh q but i uh i don't understand how this guy even got

00:48:38.460 the jews on their side it's interesting that uh you can uh get arrested for teaching a pug uh how to

00:48:45.100 heil hitler but you can in ukraine you're gonna become president can you imagine what a good snl bit

00:48:51.160 it would be if they were actually still funny to have like a new york jew go over to ukraine to join

00:48:56.180 up and then i get stationed with the azov battalion like that would be so hilarious if they were

00:49:02.540 actually funny it'd be kind of cool actually if we deployed troops this is this is loose like this is

00:49:08.780 this is my realm right here this is my realm you guys i'm a comedian you're talking about jewish

00:49:13.320 ukrainians this is where this is where we're at one of my one of my good friends uh he's a comedian

00:49:18.920 boris hyken um he uh his parents they came over here they escaped the soviet union came to the u.s

00:49:26.020 um and like him must be muslim right no uh he could no he's he's uh jewish jewish and great

00:49:32.200 i'm talking with you i'm sorry i thought it was on liberty lockdown for a second right

00:49:36.880 but um uh so like i have you know like uh it's funny so like i have my i have like a fan base of

00:49:45.500 like ukrainian jews in new york that are like my uh my people and um you know not anymore yeah

00:49:52.560 well you know talking with them it's it and you know what you guys are bringing up about ukraine it's

00:49:57.300 like uh the ukrainians that are here are like you know definitely right of center you know like they

00:50:03.680 fucking hate communism they hate the so hate the soviets and all that and it's it's it's so amazing

00:50:10.360 like you know here we are you know so many people going rah rah rah get into this war and you and

00:50:15.080 they know so little about the country like the nuances of the country how you could have you know uh

00:50:21.820 you know people walking around with fucking nazi paraphernalia on uh you know it's uh yeah

00:50:27.960 it's so weird how it's like almost just the complete reverse of world war ii as well like

00:50:33.200 the same thing in the u.s is on the other side of it this time you don't even have to go back to world

00:50:38.740 war ii this is the same dynamic that we got into the iraq war where we didn't even know suny versus

00:50:44.520 shia we were back in the fucking people we were arming and creating isis simultaneously which

00:50:50.260 created the next conflict it's like we are we made al-qaeda too didn't we and like i mean yeah

00:50:55.960 it was a biological weapon uh al-qaeda that escaped at the same time the u.s was funding an army al-qaeda

00:51:04.140 in syria against assad and fighting against them over the border in iraq yeah i need i need scott

00:51:11.980 horton to do the formula you know to do the math on this one he he he you know the way that he connects

00:51:17.160 dots and all that it's like whoa yeah but it's crazy that we've been doing this for so long and

00:51:22.060 we're still so bad at it like we haven't gotten any better like well see this is this is the thing i

00:51:26.780 think it's a mistake to assume that this isn't our actual intention at some point you have to go

00:51:31.120 exactly i was gonna say no we've been doing this shit for 80 years like i don't think it's accidental

00:51:36.460 they continuously create the enemy that they end up fighting a decade later like that's what we do i bet

00:51:41.940 i bet we'll be fucking fighting ukraine in 10 years i i think i tweeted that out a couple like day like a

00:51:46.760 couple weeks ago i was like oh we're gonna be like we're gonna be in ukraine in 10 years like

00:51:50.920 fighting them if you want to know who america's next enemy is look at who we're funding today yeah

00:51:56.620 hey it's but but it's still just crazy because like you said he was a comedian so lindsey was a

00:52:02.160 comedian and there was i saw like a stand-up of his like in front of um a bunch of ukrainians

00:52:07.720 or was it russians but like and he's just like making jokes about like nazis and then he'll joke

00:52:14.000 about like um like suspending um press or something like that like he'll like make these jokes about

00:52:21.000 that and then he's president like two years later like it's very just it is a very weird thing that's

00:52:26.740 going on over there and we have no idea of how it is in ukraine and there's no reason but they've done

00:52:33.020 such a good job with propaganda that even many libertarians are are siding with sanctions they're

00:52:39.920 saying like what are we gonna do what are we gonna are we are we gonna continue to allow them to fund

00:52:45.660 their war it's like yeah we don't have any fucking say over this yeah they aren't in nato this isn't

00:52:51.220 our business it's really fucking simple if someone wants to intervene tell the un to get involved tell

00:52:57.100 the people that are actually like the adjacent countries if they're so concerned but they're fucking

00:53:02.060 not doing shit it's all about getting american troops on the ground and bleeding us dry i'm sorry

00:53:05.920 i keep getting serious i don't mean to that's all right yeah we do a mix on this show yeah it's hard

00:53:11.480 you know with the actual end of the world being a possibility it's hard to keep it in light i'm

00:53:15.700 stressing a little bit yeah and the marches that i was talking about uh where i was like is this like

00:53:20.440 even real or are there like inside instigators kind of involved in this where i think these marches

00:53:25.100 are in the u.s and they're explicitly pro no-fly zone i think it was in new york actually yeah

00:53:30.560 banning the russians from flying over areas of ukraine well well it's it's the the mixed messaging

00:53:36.380 too where um you know vladimir putin is uh you know bad guy evil guy and critics will admit that he

00:53:47.280 he's the type of guy who just might use a nuke right who just might launch a nuke but at the same

00:53:52.800 time those critics are saying okay let's you know good war let's create a no-fly zone it's like boy you

00:53:58.700 just admitted that this guy is willing to go to that length then what then that changes what we

00:54:04.620 uh you know what we as a nation could possibly you know do in retaliation um yeah it's uh i don't know

00:54:11.620 well then you know i mean if you ask any questions and you're you know a putin loving stooge and that's

00:54:16.840 the craziest but it's it's that thing that has been kind of it's now in the culture now this is why

00:54:25.140 they can do this of um of doing a thing where whatever you say like you are now on that side

00:54:32.580 it's like we've made it in the culture where you have to pick one side or the other and it started

00:54:36.820 with you know i mean just splitting it out on almost every issue and even even comedy like because you

00:54:43.300 wrote the whole book about like even comedy of like either you either you support whatever uh

00:54:49.220 adjective before a comedian or you're basically want them dead like it's a very it's like you either

00:54:55.060 you support trans gay whatever the fuck comedians doing this or you're a nazi and then like it's

00:55:01.380 weird that they made everything a binary except gender yes it's true and then you get to like

00:55:08.840 actual important issues like this and it's just like i don't think we should uh you know go to war

00:55:13.180 there it's like well then now you just you just want put you're like literally being an asset to

00:55:17.220 putin it's like no i just don't like this is the craziest thing to talk about people yeah or

00:55:22.100 i'm like uh on a recent episode of uh you're welcome malice had on uh cernovich and i thought

00:55:28.360 it was a really good conversation because it's like look when you're talking uh when you're talking

00:55:32.540 about you know war or you know worse nuclear war right you got to be asking all sorts of questions

00:55:40.920 you know uh trying to figure out the motivations of of of the enemies here and you know it's like it's

00:55:47.280 like everything when uh when you know asking you know reasonable questions you know get you uh uh

00:55:53.540 you know tossed into this binary it's like you know uh you know we got to be serious every now

00:56:00.560 you gotta you you gotta have serious conversations every now and then you know hard not just serious

00:56:05.080 but hard conversations ones that are like uncomfortable because it's saying like okay we

00:56:10.460 understand putin's a bad man he probably he may be one of the worst men on the planet

00:56:15.100 but at the same time it's like that doesn't mean that we have the right or we have even the ability

00:56:21.040 to go to ukraine and actually do the shit we want to do and like that it doesn't and and but again

00:56:27.280 just saying that i i i would i can be labeled as somebody that just wants to do the bidding of putin

00:56:32.680 and let him take over ukraine it's like i don't well well also you know and i think you know also

00:56:37.240 a lot of the well what do they call it the save uh saber rattling right i mean yes yeah it's like

00:56:42.220 these same people like you know the saber rattlers on in the u.s it's like they forgot how how fucked

00:56:48.900 the uh um uh the exit from afghanistan was like and you and you had years and years and years and

00:56:58.720 years to plan that and you know i mean that didn't go over too well you know the idea happened over six

00:57:05.720 months ago lou it doesn't count anymore right exactly that's basically i was i was 39 back

00:57:11.240 then i thought saber rattling i was when you're done peeing and you have to shake the few last

00:57:16.480 drops out i don't even i don't even do the shake i just let it go in my underwear i'm just like i'm

00:57:21.280 just gonna i'm gonna let it get a nice fume down there i'm at that point don't even shake it i

00:57:26.400 actually i remember hearing uh and i actually tried this for a couple months of like when you're

00:57:31.120 pissing stop pissing midstream and then start back up again and you'll have better orgasms as a man

00:57:36.320 or you can last longer and i thought that was true and so for like two months i did that every

00:57:41.140 time i pissed i would stop you gotta stick a finger in your ass you're missing the key component

00:57:47.540 you're you're edging while you're kissing is that you gotta the whole thing with that it's

00:57:53.180 supposedly supposed to make orgasms better but the big thing it can make you last that's actually

00:57:56.700 like tips they'll give people for like that are horrible at sex is to do that because it's like

00:58:01.820 you know that way you won't not as quickly because there are dudes out there that will legit get in

00:58:05.360 there like oh by the way is nothing quickly is that just means you're bad at sex i don't think that's

00:58:11.060 true i don't think just nothing quick it means you're bad at sex i think no you're too in tune with

00:58:14.840 your feelings i don't know you need to deaden that shit up i don't know dude it means you're

00:58:18.940 efficient man who gives a shit about her uncle toad man uncle toad look i'm really happy that

00:58:27.380 you bought me this beer i'm only 13 and all my boys are 13 but your wisdom is gonna ruin our lives

00:58:34.460 your wisdom that you're giving us uncle toad is i'm happy i'm alone okay

00:58:39.860 listen guys you don't want a woman in your life all right just don't even don't even think about

00:58:46.380 women just hang out with the bros all right crack some beer or it's like listen little bros look

00:58:51.760 like if you guys think you're gonna nut too quick i want you to think about uncle toad all right

00:58:55.720 let's get uncle toad on your mind okay that'll help you that'll help you slow that nut down all right

00:59:02.200 thank you tyler they fake it basically um i don't think i don't think a woman orgasm exists

00:59:10.220 i was actually listening to uh that's just pee i was listening to uh the bonfire and they had

00:59:17.820 um like christine and they had another one of their jacob one of their like producers uh read harry

00:59:24.640 met uh when harry met sally and they but they made the guy read um sally's when they're in the

00:59:30.640 diner doing the uh the orgasm scene the orgasm scene i'll have what she's having yeah that shit

00:59:36.300 was so funny oh man that's a great that's a great scene i don't even watch the movie but i've seen

00:59:43.700 that scene because it's just hilarious oh it's a it's a classic movie man starring bill crystal i

00:59:49.460 believe really yeah neocon bill crystal yeah exactly she's by the way she's orgasm because

00:59:58.860 he uh because he's getting her so hyped up about what is he saying right now i feel like he must

01:00:03.020 be like taking a victory lap or he's just like going like hey guys we gotta talk about rattling

01:00:08.240 sabers i mean he must be just every sword in like the armory he's rattling right now i feel bill crystal

01:00:14.160 yeah he must be going yeah god i don't even dare to look at the actual legit neocons because

01:00:19.440 i'm sure it's just arranged right now yeah yeah it's there's no point even clouding on them

01:00:25.760 because the normal the normies now are being some of them are being crazy so it's like

01:00:29.960 no point dealing with the neocons right now i remember dave talking about it earlier this week

01:00:35.500 something about how the neocons it's so good to see like their fall from grace and hopefully now

01:00:42.260 they don't just come like creep back into the mainstream again because they literally took a fall

01:00:48.060 after uh the iraq war and then i guess the afghanistan war too of where they're just like

01:00:53.420 don't listen to these assholes like they lied about everything it seems like a bunch of people

01:00:58.480 just believe them again even though these are the same people that told you that saddam had weapons of

01:01:03.940 mass destruction they're all the same people that just told you all that shit about covid

01:01:07.940 it's not even so much the neocons though it's the fucking shit libs dude like

01:01:12.140 yeah you have the neocons that are doing it which you would expect like fuck them no one really

01:01:17.400 listens to them max boots of the world and all these cocksuckers but then you have fucking leftist

01:01:22.640 politicians that are like hard on this and same with the leftist voters they're like yeah no fly

01:01:28.620 zone there's no no war there any of this yes that there's any whenever this is ends either um with

01:01:35.060 nuclear war and we're all dead or hopefully if it doesn't end that way i like how you're gonna say is

01:01:39.400 there any blowback here other than the nuclear war where we all die no the elites go and live in

01:01:45.040 their weird little subterranean chambers emerge a thousand years later and start anew so you know

01:01:50.800 what i'm saying is like is there any blowback to these people that are supporting ukraine and like

01:01:56.300 just ignore it i mean i i'm gonna make a preface here not everybody in ukraine's a nazi not everybody

01:02:02.340 in the ukrainian military is a nazi but there is definitely like everybody on this podcast is a nazi

01:02:07.320 that's true yes which is very weird we don't support ukraine which is like we you would think

01:02:11.380 we would but we don't we found each other at a kkk rally it was actually at a at a dave smith live

01:02:18.420 recording but you know but is there like there's the left has made it so clear they want nothing to

01:02:27.820 do with anything close to fascists or nazis even though i know it's ironic because they're the biggest

01:02:32.080 fascist out there but is there any blowback after this of these people like being like we got to

01:02:37.840 support ukraine and then just looking at like a lot of their military being like having not is there

01:02:43.020 any blowback after bro if there's no if there's no blowback for fauci after funding gain-of-function

01:02:48.980 research do you think there's going to be blowback for this i doubt it dude i mean blowback i think you

01:02:53.140 i don't think you mean blowback in the cia use of the word i think you mean like legit people being

01:02:58.440 like hey like look what you counted yeah held accountable afterwards and maybe it's a voting

01:03:03.740 thing maybe it's like because i know we all think that the republicans in the midterms are going to

01:03:08.640 like destroy just because of everything not just ukraine see the thing is the republicans if they

01:03:14.500 destroy but you don't get rid of people like fucking mitch mcconnell and marco rubio and and ted

01:03:21.580 cruz and these suck fucking pieces of garbage that yeah mit romney all these dudes that still support the

01:03:28.200 no justin amash or when you say blowback do you mean like the peasants dancing in the entrails of

01:03:35.900 the elites is that what you're saying well i think i mean there's been a lot of resistance to this

01:03:43.380 which i think has forced them to roll back a decent amount of the shit at this point and i think that

01:03:48.020 that could be considered to be blowback that's true i mean it's it's a i think it's just a very weird

01:03:54.620 like they were able to transition i mean maybe this that's why they did it but transition so well

01:03:59.160 from like covet shit and they saw like the poll numbers getting really bad now and they're just

01:04:04.140 like oh we'll just roll back all the covet shit it's wartime now it is wartime now it is a very like

01:04:09.180 i mean even lou you're there in uh new jersey i know in new york they finally rolled back all of like

01:04:13.620 the mask mandates didn't they and i guess also in boston where i am yeah they just got rid of the

01:04:18.560 mask mandate and they got rid of the vaccine passport like a week before that after a month

01:04:23.160 wow yeah is it the same there um i'm not sure i haven't been in the city uh in a while i remember

01:04:31.320 reading about the mandate what has new jersey been like during this whole time i mean i'm kind of

01:04:37.240 like in the country so everybody that's the best way to be man yeah there's no well well even like

01:04:42.760 early on in the in the pandemic uh we were we lived in in brooklyn in brooklyn heights and you know

01:04:48.420 everybody was masked up and um very scared uh and fortunately my wife and i we we had our baby we

01:04:55.220 we had a car so we got to drive out of the city and we went to um uh where was it wild wildwood

01:05:03.320 wildwood crest in new jersey run on the shore and it was like a completely different world yeah because

01:05:09.580 everybody was you know on the beach no masks dining you know fun you know and uh yeah we it was so

01:05:18.360 important that we had that as a as an option you know yeah crazy that there are people that live

01:05:25.000 in the city right now and if like in boston for example and if you tell them that there's like

01:05:30.000 none of this covid shit is going on at all just like 10 or 20 miles outside of the city on like

01:05:34.920 the south shore massachusetts or whatever they don't even believe you some of these people they

01:05:39.000 yeah they just think that it's unheard of i saw um i think it was a tweet or instagram or

01:05:45.060 something like that but it was like a a woman was saying or no was it a sign that she was holding

01:05:49.600 saying something like uh don't follow the um oh the cdc guidelines wear a mask or something like that

01:05:59.600 it was something really funny like it's just like it's it's not even by now it's just become a

01:06:05.980 yeah and the day before that it was like follow the cdc guidelines where yeah it's like and now it's

01:06:11.840 like don't follow because they changed their guidelines again or you know whatever they

01:06:15.540 dropped the mask mandate but they're like you don't need to fall you need to wear it but still

01:06:18.920 wear a mask it's a ah god i mean this is like i mean at some point you got to realize this is like

01:06:24.360 the end of the empire like it's just uh and and we're right there on the edge and it's just like

01:06:29.860 either we we go down in the i mean i mean it could just be a drop off like really quickly or a slow

01:06:37.260 decline even further into the abyss we already made that choice when we printed trillions of

01:06:43.520 dollars during the covid lockdowns that yeah we could have had a a slow gentle decline had we not

01:06:48.940 done that but i don't think that option's on the table and some of the actions recently are very

01:06:53.600 fucking freaky financially i know you know this for sure clint they're like yo dog what the fuck are

01:06:59.560 you doing i love the frat boy economists bro bro not cool those are the uh the game stop guys i

01:07:09.920 believe well they also just uh they just sent 12 billion to fucking ukraine after they're just like

01:07:17.700 we're not gonna do anything we're gonna also we're gonna suspend oil from you from uh from russia

01:07:22.780 and then like we'll get we'll get it from venezuela and iraq and all these other places

01:07:27.420 now and then they were just like nah i don't think we will like you know how many small businesses

01:07:33.480 went out of are no more because of the lockdowns and we're like yeah but we got 12 billion for

01:07:38.400 ukraine in cities it's a ton right i think it's like in new york city i think it's like 40 percent

01:07:43.020 are not coming back or something can we talk about the insane level of let them eat cake right now

01:07:48.340 like that sentiment of like all these fucking elites like especially like it's one thing like

01:07:54.260 george tack guy the fucking asian fucking gay dude from star trek says some crazy shit or some

01:07:59.940 but when the administration multiple people in the administration are saying shit like

01:08:03.760 yeah you know fucking gas prices are gonna go up but what can we do you know that's the price of

01:08:08.560 having a clear conscience or oh why don't you get an electric vehicle and it's like yeah that's

01:08:12.260 pete budish as he was just like just buy an electric vehicle i don't know what you're talking about

01:08:15.640 there's multiple people today they're they're legit they're legit reframing it as freedom inflation

01:08:21.520 we're like yeah if you believe in freedom you have to appreciate the inflation it's incredible i have

01:08:28.320 i like even as black-pilled as i am on the nature of government i still can't believe the shit that

01:08:34.440 they're trying to pull off it's amazing like i'm not a boogaloo boy but i look at this shit i'm like

01:08:38.860 are they begging for it

01:08:41.240 what are you doing i like these two characters i like the i like the frat bro uh economist and the

01:08:51.080 boogaloo boy

01:08:51.820 you don't enjoy this free inflation man like people are making it into a virtue signal like

01:08:59.740 i'll pay way more for gas like oh yeah that's the greatest thing that's how much i fucking love

01:09:04.520 freedom well i love ukraine so much i'll literally pay ten dollars a gallon well the reason is i'm

01:09:11.540 sorry i was gonna say the thing about inflation is you know you just got to trick yourself into

01:09:15.320 believing all the shit you're paying more for is better because you're paying more for it's the

01:09:20.240 same milk but no it's better it's like bottle service at a club like the same bottle but it's

01:09:26.380 marked up three thousand percent you know yeah that that hooker that i had the other night was

01:09:30.500 actually worse so what the fuck is going on uncle toad man hold the truth on the show

01:09:37.480 thanks again aaron for the uh super chat hey pores why aren't you buying a tesla yeah exactly

01:09:43.200 yeah steven colbert made that joke just yesterday he said uh i i'll pay 15 i don't care but i do

01:09:49.920 drive a tesla and it's like man i like you're like you're like begging for a guillotine you're

01:09:55.860 begging for one how could you talk the worst part of that though is uh fucking right before like for

01:10:02.240 that he totally conceded that like hey we're not gonna do the gas thing with fucking uh with them

01:10:06.920 anymore because you know clean conscious and he was saying you could tell the way he's saying he's

01:10:10.280 being dead serious it's like what's that we'll go buy shit from saudi arabia ha ha ha ha and like

01:10:15.520 the point was like it was supposed to be like a joke but it's like okay but the point there is that

01:10:19.500 like that's not cool either but like you kind of laugh that off like that's not the point like

01:10:25.180 are we gonna like we we know that like they won't allow i was talking about this with somebody the

01:10:31.740 other day they're not gonna allow like beer cigarettes or like uh wine prices to increase

01:10:37.900 because they gotta keep everybody still like their vices intact and like them sedated because i think

01:10:43.620 you i think they're gonna roll out ubi i really do i i just can't see like them like all of a sudden

01:10:48.620 because you know if people can't have the thing that gets them through basically like all like

01:10:53.820 everybody can get through you you can get through how shitty things are if you're just like at the

01:10:59.380 end of the day if i can just get fucking drunk and not and just forget about it i'm gonna be fine i

01:11:03.980 can get this is the least austrian economics thing you have ever said on this show and i'm ashamed of

01:11:09.000 you to say that they could they could prevent the price of vices from rising but it's impossible

01:11:13.840 but i'm saying they'll do like but that's something that hasn't been touched yet like if you look

01:11:18.100 like it's all kind of still the same like you can still buy like a six pack i will rely on the the

01:11:23.900 local alcoholic to tell me if prices up if you think they haven't then i guess they haven't i

01:11:29.220 don't know that's something that i i just can't see them allowing like they will they will just like

01:11:33.860 do anything they can to keep because basically all that my atf i mean it's all regulated anyway it's

01:11:39.900 all like regulated to hell like they can at least keep the prices steady to some point because if people

01:11:45.560 lose their beer like you don't think like a bunch of people the country all of a sudden when they

01:11:51.140 can't have beer now is it going to be like all right now fuck this like eventually that will

01:11:55.740 happen like if you get out of control especially with wheat especially with wheat the way like going

01:12:00.240 we really got to think about all the guys who only drink ipas they're going to be so upset they're

01:12:07.160 going to go postal you know there we have eclectic beer taste now it's like go ahead take out some

01:12:13.840 nationality of beer i'll fucking or liquor i'll figure it out like whatever well yeah because

01:12:19.060 then they like start they didn't ban it but a lot of like stores are taking out like a rush actual

01:12:23.660 russian vodka they were like taking off the shelves for no reason i'm not gonna lie i'd be a little

01:12:28.260 upset about scotch though i'd be i'm gonna take i'm gonna take this to another serious level

01:12:32.080 that i don't know if you guys are familiar but russia and ukraine are responsible for 40 percent

01:12:37.760 of global wheat production 40 fucking percent and both countries have announced in the past week

01:12:43.860 that they will be exporting no goods none so how the fuck are we gonna feed 7 billion people on this

01:12:50.540 planet if the global economy is yeah that's totally unsustainable all the keto bros are like oh we'll find

01:12:57.160 a way we'll find a way my orange trees are coming in quite nicely we're all gonna be carnivore diet

01:13:04.240 but it's gonna be it's just gonna be that um that meme of first time like it was like on the gallows

01:13:09.760 like first time but it's just africa asking it like first time oh you're starving how's it feel

01:13:15.960 bitches this will be good this will be good man i need to lose some more weight it really becomes third

01:13:21.340 world they upgrade to like second or first over time well it's gonna be like whenever you you're

01:13:26.160 growing up and you're like eating you didn't eat everything your plate your mom was like they're

01:13:29.400 starving children in africa like it's gonna be now somebody they're charging children they're

01:13:32.740 starving children in california right now eat up okay like yeah yeah africa is gonna wind up being

01:13:38.000 better off because they have all that ivermectin and shit they like they beat coven really easily

01:13:42.480 we're just fucked over here we're gonna become the new third world they're gonna start shipping them

01:13:47.540 all back this uh this was actually a big one if we're talking about economics ones i i know that

01:13:53.540 they're like the main supplier for fucking fertilizer which people like to shrug off but

01:13:58.340 it's like dog that's a fucking big deal like are you talking about just literally manure that's what

01:14:04.360 you're talking about wait a minute but but then but then how am i supposed to like make bombs and

01:14:09.580 nail them to federal employees that's well this yeah this episode's we're totally gone that does it

01:14:18.620 shit that's your call to action like hey guys you know make sure you like subscribe and tell me i

01:14:23.760 can mail bombs

01:14:24.560 hey uh spud yes i am aware i think it's urea and one other substance that potash or some shit

01:14:32.600 and they also are responsible for the the majority of exports of uranium so if you want to create

01:14:40.280 nuclear power to try and offset the decreasing supply of oil and gas across the planet they also have a

01:14:48.220 hold on that so yeah all the way around like russia is fucking playing for keeps so what we're saying

01:14:54.920 so we're saying is buy stock and wheat uh urea uh uranium too late and it's all it's all up like

01:15:01.620 fucking 100 i mean urea is just pissed so you could just start stocking up on piss so yeah jose is

01:15:07.700 going to be drinking out of a cat and not milk because he's not gonna be able to milk the cat

01:15:11.740 honestly i'm going i'm going to be wrong i'm going to the moon with uh with urea okay that's

01:15:19.000 where i feel like we can start that wall street bets let's get that trending uh tower power bets

01:15:24.220 i i have a question can you guys explain to me so uh chernobyl has been in the news right

01:15:30.520 uh russia came in and you know uh took over chernobyl then apparently there's a uh another

01:15:38.300 reactor or something like that in chernobyl like i thought chernobyl was supposed to be like

01:15:41.860 uninhabitable like how you know i thought it was closed off or something like how is that working

01:15:47.360 this is another alex jones conspiracy but elon musk actually tweeted out last week

01:15:51.560 if you think that uh like radiation is as dangerous as you've been told tell me like he made some sort

01:15:58.180 of crazy bet online where he's like i will go and i'll have dinner all locally sourced in chernobyl

01:16:05.020 to prove to you that nuclear is not as dangerous as everyone's told you there was actually uh there

01:16:09.800 was an episode of top gear where they actually drove they did they did they go through chernobyl

01:16:14.220 but but so so what it is lou is they um they whenever it blew up then they built the um i can't remember

01:16:22.080 what they call it the um basically they built like a huge like thing over it and then they came back

01:16:28.380 and they actually built another one on top of that and they finished that like literally last year i think

01:16:33.020 or two years ago they finally finished it um and i think what happened whenever they took then so it

01:16:38.120 was still has high radiation in the area but until you get like to the fucking reactor i mean it's not

01:16:44.120 going to kill you like i mean that's basically what elon musk is like it's not going to kill you unless

01:16:47.660 you get up literally within i mean i mean feet like like within walking distance where you throw a rock

01:16:55.200 and hit the building it's whenever you're going to hit like really high radiation maybe core which will

01:17:00.840 get you and it won't even kill you instantly it'll be like give you cancer whenever you're like 65

01:17:04.720 like that's basically what it'll do at that point until you actually get until you get into the core

01:17:09.280 smoking yes and they had like the elephant's foot in there which was like a molten lava thing of

01:17:17.400 like where all the fuel rods like melted and then it came down and actually melted the uh the concrete

01:17:22.040 and everything guys it's all pure science you can take it straight to the bank all legit

01:17:25.460 hey hey i'm dude i watched the uh i watched the hbo documentary uh chenoble i'm so good no but i

01:17:31.120 actually did watch a bunch that was a drama not a documentary you fucking retard but that was some

01:17:37.220 the elephant's foot at one point was like the most irradiated i don't think it was the most but it was

01:17:40.780 a very highly irradiated and like they said everybody like even if you could see it you were going to

01:17:45.460 die it's basically how it was and so the way i view this is the exact same propaganda that the uh the

01:17:51.700 sugar guys did against fat in like 60 years ago i think the oil and gas companies did it against

01:17:57.340 nuclear fucking it's brilliant like i i haven't seen anybody do a deep dive study on this but i bet you

01:18:03.980 anything there's money from the oil and gas companies that are fucking but there was a couple

01:18:09.880 days ago when they were fighting around chernobyl they said that they uh like a reactor like something

01:18:16.140 caught on fire but like that wasn't chernobyl it was it was the other reactor but yes same continue

01:18:21.160 yeah but i don't think but nothing happened because of it it was like all fine like they

01:18:24.560 literally have like so many contingencies for this not only that but they lied and they said that the

01:18:29.600 it was actually the nuclear um station you know power reactor whatever that was on fire one of the

01:18:34.940 buildings it was some local shed next to it that was on fire and and the ukrainian politicians were

01:18:40.340 running with it as like fucking russia's trying to blow up our nuclear reactor like send in u.n troops

01:18:46.500 right away it honestly i understand if if this is all on the up and up and ukraine's actually an

01:18:51.620 independent country i can understand why they would try and do everything in their power to suck us

01:18:56.140 into this fucking conflict i don't understand well i guess i do i take it back i was gonna say i don't

01:19:01.420 understand why u.s politicians are trying to get us involved in it given that it could end the fucking

01:19:05.740 world but they are so i don't know it's fucking crazy man oh dude uh and this is like super stone

01:19:14.460 thought and this is i thought i had actually previously was very high but cole said something

01:19:18.940 to me that the theory because i i was on this moment and i was like you know i i was like i

01:19:25.800 kind of was like hey what if and i was being like really stoned on twitter i was like what if like

01:19:29.800 you know uh fucking uh the elite are really just the people like a sort of like a following of the

01:19:36.460 people from the previous civilization that collapsed and they kind of took on power because they had

01:19:41.340 somewhat you know higher fucking technology or whatever and cole was like yeah that's called

01:19:45.400 the great set reset theory and i was like are you fucking me he's like yeah that's actually a thing

01:19:49.660 called the great reset theory and it makes you think like wait you like great reset like and we're

01:19:55.780 almost at nuclear war like that's a weird two strings i pulled together there and that terrifies the

01:20:02.140 fuck out of me that's called string theory i believe it's almost like they're like the elite are like

01:20:07.040 well we're at an end just blow it all up we'll start over yeah i i kind of did blow your mind

01:20:13.420 with that because i was listening to that i was just like yeah whenever i heard great reset i was like

01:20:17.880 this is very fucking creepy but there's a there's another layer to this that'll fucking make you shit

01:20:23.280 your pants putin has a uh has a side hoe who's the mother of four of his children and he moved her

01:20:31.500 ass to switzerland about i don't know in the past year before the lead up to all this so he's got his

01:20:38.440 kids and his side bitch in switzerland like i i do not like that i would like his children to be in

01:20:47.260 the fucking target zone if he decides to fire that's bad news can we kidnap his kids well move them back

01:20:53.680 well don't they have a huge uh like nuclear particle accelerator there

01:20:59.400 maybe maybe some the cern is what you're talking about the cern yeah yeah by the way that is like

01:21:06.640 also a great theory of like whatever happened whenever they turned that shit on the uh that

01:21:11.640 particle accelerator like back in like 20 like 12 or like whenever it turned on and since then

01:21:17.340 everything's gone to shit and like that's like basically oh god cool that's because it created

01:21:23.240 a black hole which uh was actually a wormhole that we got sucked into and we're now in an

01:21:28.660 alternate timeline where everything sucks all right guys we're we're at an hour and 20 and we have a

01:21:34.140 deceivingly titled show called tower power hour which would make the guests think it's an hour but

01:21:39.260 i don't know if you guys want to drop plugs uh well well well guys thank you so much for uh for having me

01:21:49.100 on it's my first time and uh really appreciate it thank you uncle toad that's what's for all your

01:21:54.600 wisdom um yeah you got uh you guys can follow my stuff uh i'm at the lou perez uh all over the place

01:22:02.440 and uh like i said my book is uh now available for pre-order it's uh that joke isn't funny anymore

01:22:09.300 on the death and rebirth of comedy uh and uh yeah just type that into uh uh duck duck go

01:22:15.680 oh yeah and then and find it so i appreciate it thanks guys

01:22:21.360 uh i have the no way jose show you can find me on youtube all the major audio podcasters odyssey as

01:22:28.440 well follow me at twitter uh at 2020 no way jose i am clint russell from liberty lockdown you can

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01:22:49.520 coming soon all right by the way uh tower king cole on um twitter and then check out my other i have a

01:22:57.540 sports podcast uh we had last night we had duke chastain on talked a little bit we talk sports so the

01:23:02.540 sports ball i know jose's never gonna listen to it but it's it's like it's the bread of circuses to

01:23:06.900 take a little take a little breather from all this bullshit that we talk about libertarian stuff

01:23:10.660 that doesn't i mean yeah talk about stuff that doesn't matter that's literally why we created

01:23:15.500 tower power is yeah but i had to get another i had to get another one it's like separate away even

01:23:20.720 farther away he's talking about something that jose hates all right yeah that's the only reason i made

01:23:25.660 it but yeah we had we had a great time last night talking and we get we have some fun so check that

01:23:30.620 out two and a half takes um it's actually on this channel too so have fun with that yeah just double

01:23:36.420 subscribe yeah just double subscribe yeah but i'm jealous and i want to be on that show more

01:23:42.380 actually because i am into sports so there you go really fun hell yeah anarcho toad on twitter tower

01:23:48.940 power hour and again oh you should you should invite him on the show sometime you should do that

01:23:54.000 oh no i know i don't want to impose that'd be weird i've already you know it's already been on

01:23:58.920 he's such a fire starter he just created the controversy right i invite myself on that show

01:24:04.740 uh tower power hour uh we got another show coming next week next wednesday and again we have no idea

01:24:10.040 who the guest is gonna be so that's how we roll figure it out hugs and kisses bitches we out

01:24:15.760 thanks lou you guys thanks lou

Tower Gang - March 11, 2022

Ep 60 - America's Balls Deep w⧸ Lou Perez

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