Tower Gang - Ep 61 - Dangerous Loads

00:00:00.100 What's up, retards?

00:00:01.640 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.

00:00:04.280 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.

00:00:07.360 Yeah.

00:00:08.080 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.340 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes.

00:00:13.500 And now, now.

00:00:15.760 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.

00:00:20.360 White women must be stopped.

00:00:22.380 That's right.

00:00:23.440 Yeah.

00:00:25.560 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.

00:00:28.840 What?

00:00:30.080 Your ass-to-penis ratio.

00:00:32.660 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.

00:00:35.100 You said nigger.

00:00:36.040 Oh, Jesus.

00:00:37.340 Free!

00:00:38.900 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:00:40.740 Free!

00:00:41.640 Free!

00:00:44.300 Welcome, everybody, to a special episode of Tower Power Hour, episode 61.

00:00:49.680 Later tonight, we're going to have on the fifth member of Tower Power Hour.

00:00:54.880 He has been undercover for the past couple of years, actually.

00:01:00.040 Leah Thomas will be joining us to discuss how, as a man, he became the greatest female athlete of all time.

00:01:07.520 It's going to be incredible.

00:01:08.440 That'd be legit.

00:01:10.340 Cole, as always.

00:01:11.980 Toad, a.k.a. Fat Dave.

00:01:13.300 Sorry.

00:01:13.880 Anarcho underscore Toad.

00:01:15.300 I was like, I'm Fat Dave.

00:01:16.660 What?

00:01:16.780 And Jose, got a son of No Way Jose Podcast.

00:01:20.300 Oh, excuse me.

00:01:20.900 Cole of Two and a Half Takes, or whatever the fuck that takes is.

00:01:23.560 And this is Clint Russell of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:25.820 It's not worth mentioning until he gets a Top Lobster thumbnail, so.

00:01:30.900 Unfortunately, I found myself in a position that it's funnier for Top not to give it to us,

00:01:35.260 and so we're kind of, like, in limbo now, because he's just never going to do it if it's not funny to him,

00:01:40.140 which is, he told me directly, so.

00:01:42.300 Oh, God.

00:01:43.360 Top doesn't do art for shit he doesn't believe in, so.

00:01:48.660 By the way, Boys Night tonight.

00:01:50.680 That's why we're, for the audience, no guests.

00:01:52.680 No, it's Boys Night.

00:01:52.920 It's Boys Night.

00:01:53.360 That's why we're having Leah Thomas on.

00:01:55.220 It's Boys Night.

00:01:55.880 Boys Night.

00:01:56.500 Boys Night only.

00:01:57.780 Honestly, though, just consider for a second.

00:02:00.100 If this were the greatest troll of all time.

00:02:04.260 You know, Zuby is the powerlifting whatever champion in the UK, and no one thinks that he's anything other than Bates.

00:02:10.600 That was his whole call to fame, yeah.

00:02:12.220 Yeah, super mad respect for that.

00:02:14.160 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:02:14.760 What if Leah Thomas comes out, and it's just like, yeah, these bitches can't swim with me.

00:02:19.240 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:20.720 But wait a minute, though.

00:02:22.220 There might be more than one swimmer that I'm thinking of here, but is Leah Thompson,

00:02:26.000 I'm pretty sure that he, she was just doing this entirely to be in the women's locker room looking at naked women.

00:02:32.920 Wasn't that, like, the whole point of this?

00:02:34.800 I mean, it's basically doing that thing of, like, the gay best friend, but he's not really gay.

00:02:40.600 He's just, like, in there just to, you know, get really close to the women.

00:02:43.720 Like, it's just that he might be doing that, but just on the trans side.

00:02:46.960 He just found out the male feminist thing wasn't working, so he just went further with it.

00:02:51.480 You just need to double down on the tactic.

00:02:53.600 Well, see, that's what I do, but women just think I'm gay, so I don't know.

00:02:58.460 By the way, basically, it just turned on cheats.

00:03:01.500 Like, it turned on cheat mode in women's sports, basically.

00:03:04.860 It was just like, okay, I'm a guy.

00:03:06.240 So I turn on cheat mode, go to women's sports, and just beat, just crush them.

00:03:09.860 Which they're literally, I don't know if you saw Clint today on Instagram.

00:03:12.920 Maybe it was on Twitter, too.

00:03:14.220 But ESPN actually posted, like, a full, like, thing on Instagram, like, multiple, like, a full write-up about how he, she, it will make history by, like, breaking records at the, there's going, it's like the national meet for, like, colleges.

00:03:31.560 It was, like, coming up, like, this week or next week or something like that.

00:03:34.380 And they were just like, yeah, she's gonna, she's gonna break a bunch of records.

00:03:37.500 And everybody's like, and the comments are hilarious, because they're all like, yeah, it's a man.

00:03:42.440 And, like, it's so great to see, like, thousands of likes, like, yeah, it's a man.

00:03:47.080 Yeah, it's like, it's a dude.

00:03:48.800 No, no shit is gonna beat the shit out of some women.

00:03:51.680 Dude, I actually, I totally 180'd on this topic.

00:03:54.940 I used to think that it was, like, really unfair, and that it was destroying women's sports.

00:03:58.720 But I now am actually going to the other side, where I think, like, this shows the dominance of the Y chromosome.

00:04:05.560 Holy shit, I was just gonna say the exact same thing.

00:04:08.000 Oh, really?

00:04:08.740 Ultimately, I think it's kind of beautiful, because, like, the whole equality of the sexes, and, you know, men aren't better at anything than women, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:04:16.800 You want an equal, bitch.

00:04:18.380 Yeah, you want an equal.

00:04:19.300 Let's see how fucking equal you can get.

00:04:21.340 Actually, you know what?

00:04:22.060 You want a little faster, girls!

00:04:23.360 I'm also kind of 180 on this, because I finally will be able to watch women's sports and be entertained by it,

00:04:28.300 because there'll just be men playing, and so I just have another men's sport to watch.

00:04:31.780 So, I just want the WNBA just to be the NBA, but just, like, all college, like, D1, like, guys that didn't make it in the NBA,

00:04:38.100 they just all go to women's sports, and now I just have two NBAs to watch.

00:04:41.860 I think it'd be great.

00:04:42.980 I've been saying for years, if you want me to watch the WNBA, you need to lower the hoop to eight feet.

00:04:48.120 I would love to watch some bitches just, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all over these girls.

00:04:51.520 Well, because they would start windmilling and shit.

00:04:53.360 That'd be actually really cool.

00:04:54.620 They would just start going out there, yeah.

00:04:56.420 Or nine feet, let's give it.

00:04:57.840 Like, eight feet, that's...

00:04:59.600 I want the point guards to be an eight-feet.

00:05:00.900 I can dunk an eight-feet.

00:05:02.620 I want, like, the five-foot-four girls to go up there and start just throwing it down.

00:05:08.020 So, are there, like, a few women in the WNBA that can actually dunk it, or are there none?

00:05:12.460 I don't even know.

00:05:12.780 There's, like, two.

00:05:14.160 Oh, yeah.

00:05:14.500 Okay.

00:05:14.960 All right.

00:05:15.640 I didn't realize Elizabeth was talking about...

00:05:17.540 Yeah, I don't move anything in here.

00:05:20.920 I literally have, like...

00:05:21.820 I like how you look so masculine.

00:05:23.280 That's right.

00:05:23.800 Ironing.

00:05:24.200 I had to iron.

00:05:27.380 There's something weirdly masculine about, like, dudes ironing.

00:05:31.300 I know this sounds gay, but, like...

00:05:33.660 To me, that evokes, like, feelings of, like, a gruff man with a nice business shirt, like,

00:05:38.600 off to go do his fucking job.

00:05:40.300 I watch my dad ironing his shirts every morning for my entire job.

00:05:43.320 Is it more manly to do the iron or to do, like, the steaming?

00:05:47.060 Like, they had that, like, steam rack, and they steam it real nice.

00:05:49.340 No, that's just kind of gay.

00:05:50.400 That makes me horny.

00:05:51.480 Yeah, I just tell women that I pump iron all the time, but what I'm doing is just hitting the steam button on the iron.

00:05:58.140 I'm not surprised.

00:05:59.700 By the way, I've never seen those weights behind you ever move.

00:06:03.260 So, that's just something like they've never been in a different position than where they are.

00:06:06.880 I've never seen anything behind you.

00:06:08.800 I'm just realizing they're ions behind there.

00:06:10.560 It's just like a dark, weird room.

00:06:12.860 It's actually because I'm so autistic that I actually organize things, like, in a very specific way.

00:06:18.580 Maybe so.

00:06:19.400 That could be true.

00:06:20.880 Yeah, think about some backlighting.

00:06:22.180 I just realized how fucking creepy you hear what's up with.

00:06:26.240 So, we decided that ironing is not gay.

00:06:29.200 I've actually...

00:06:30.140 I was mulling this over during my...

00:06:32.560 Hey!

00:06:33.660 What's up, faggots?

00:06:34.960 How you doing?

00:06:35.900 Greetings, ironing gang.

00:06:38.800 He's like, yes, ironing is definitely gay.

00:06:40.920 I don't do it.

00:06:41.740 I've never done it.

00:06:42.880 What faggot irons?

00:06:44.140 Who cares?

00:06:45.700 You need an iron flannel?

00:06:47.080 I don't even know what that means.

00:06:49.620 I think I should wear, like, a tuxedo when I have Peter Schiff on on Friday just to throw everyone a curveball.

00:06:56.580 And apparently he cares about that stuff, you know?

00:06:59.560 Look like one of those, like, pitchers where they, like, take a homeless guy and clean him up.

00:07:04.920 Exactly.

00:07:05.540 Give him a haircut.

00:07:06.240 You should do that.

00:07:08.180 You should do a before and after as a promo.

00:07:10.400 Like, pretend like you're homeless and then do a before and after picture.

00:07:13.400 Wait, wait.

00:07:13.720 Pretend?

00:07:14.540 Oh, yeah.

00:07:15.300 Pretend.

00:07:15.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:16.120 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:16.920 Pretend.

00:07:17.440 And then have the after be a picture of you interviewing Peter Schiff and then make that, like, some...

00:07:23.960 Dude, it'll go viral.

00:07:26.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:26.680 I was going to say it's an awesome idea for sure.

00:07:29.000 Where you can just hit the streets and, like, find a homeless guy and dress him up nice and whatever.

00:07:33.640 You can call it gay eye for the stray guy.

00:07:37.020 Oh, hey.

00:07:38.700 That's pretty good.

00:07:39.380 Isn't it queer eye?

00:07:42.300 Yeah.

00:07:42.920 But he's trying to make it rhyme, Cole.

00:07:45.100 Well, you can see some queer eye for the stray guy.

00:07:48.740 Well, I guess it may be a little bit.

00:07:50.640 God damn it, dude.

00:07:51.960 What?

00:07:53.320 Why is Alex...

00:07:54.860 By the way, we wanted to talk about this tonight because...

00:07:57.240 Oh, my God.

00:07:57.800 It's incredible.

00:07:58.320 He's amazing.

00:07:59.540 We can play it if somebody wants to bring it up.

00:08:02.220 You know, the best part about this is that we are allowed to wish death on Vladimir Putin.

00:08:06.520 Like, straight up, we're allowed to.

00:08:07.660 We can literally talk about...

00:08:09.440 I think this is awesome.

00:08:10.600 I mean, we can literally talk about...

00:08:11.720 Ben Miller did it.

00:08:12.280 I mean, to be fair, I do wish death on him, but I also wish death on Zelensky and Biden.

00:08:17.220 Right.

00:08:17.640 Exactly.

00:08:18.180 Now we're off.

00:08:19.120 And now we're banned.

00:08:20.240 Good job, Cole.

00:08:22.360 But, yeah, you can literally talk about, like, shooting Biden...

00:08:25.300 Not Biden.

00:08:25.900 Oh, God.

00:08:26.940 Shooting Putin in the head.

00:08:30.880 You're so bad.

00:08:31.740 God, I was...

00:08:32.780 It was a knock at the door.

00:08:34.540 Even when they give you a window, you know, by which you can threaten politicians, you still

00:08:39.420 fuck it up.

00:08:40.100 Jesus.

00:08:40.400 I mean, like, if they gave me the N-word pass, they're like, no, you can say it now, and

00:08:45.000 I'm still, like, somehow, like, fucked it up.

00:08:48.380 You're, like, fucking Rogan at, like, in his, like, the episode that Glaze killed Tony.

00:08:53.100 Oh, my God.

00:08:54.200 Or if you did the JRE, I forget the names of those two guys, but he had them on JRE as

00:08:58.260 well, and that's all they did, was just, like, make nigger jokes, but then be like,

00:09:02.820 don't you fucking say it, Joe.

00:09:06.980 Amazing.

00:09:07.300 I just love the face Clint makes whenever anybody says it.

00:09:10.960 I do it now because of the intro to the show.

00:09:13.120 I go...

00:09:16.120 Do we want to play this rap video?

00:09:18.880 Yes.

00:09:19.200 We have it up, yeah.

00:09:21.260 By the way, I think when it wraps, we all have to go around and freestyle our own line.

00:09:26.400 Oh, no.

00:09:26.960 That's a bad idea.

00:09:27.580 That's awful content.

00:09:28.940 You're the only one, you fucking...

00:09:31.200 By the way, Toad, I have it up, too.

00:09:33.000 I'm not sure what you mean, but never mind.

00:09:35.120 Oh.

00:09:36.200 Well, it's still amazing because this dude is about to hit the stratosphere.

00:09:40.960 I mean, like, that...

00:09:41.900 Yeah.

00:09:42.240 It has what now?

00:09:43.040 It's Toad.

00:09:43.520 Probably, like, two and a half million views on it.

00:09:45.920 Three million on Twitter.

00:09:48.000 Jesus Christ.

00:09:49.120 I don't know if I'm looking at the right...

00:09:50.760 I mean, I'll bring it up.

00:09:51.780 I don't know if it's...

00:09:52.700 If Twitter actually had any fucking sense, he would actually be trending right now.

00:09:57.060 I'll be honest, have you guys seen the Songify the News channel?

00:10:01.720 They, like, kind of CGI themselves into things like this.

00:10:05.300 That's what I thought it was at first.

00:10:06.780 Then I was like, oh, shit, he's actually there.

00:10:09.360 Like, holy fuck.

00:10:10.320 I didn't think it was real because it doesn't...

00:10:12.980 I've never seen it, like...

00:10:14.160 It's such a weird...

00:10:14.820 And the people in the background are the best, too.

00:10:16.940 Just see all of you.

00:10:19.620 It's by literal perfection.

00:10:21.400 We can't hear it.

00:10:22.360 Come on.

00:10:23.140 Toad, you gotta click on it.

00:10:23.860 I thought you guys were talking.

00:10:24.820 I'll play it.

00:10:25.240 Let's do it.

00:10:25.640 I'm the proof when I'm in a booth, spitting on the mic.

00:10:30.040 It's anti-vax.

00:10:31.060 Putin hates all of them blacks.

00:10:33.420 Putin is a bad racist.

00:10:36.400 Put them in the ground, white or brown.

00:10:39.020 And I'm in plain old town.

00:10:41.460 And you know you just got found.

00:10:43.840 I'm a pimp on a blimp.

00:10:46.280 Unless it's taking shrimp.

00:10:48.660 No, you can't stop my shine.

00:10:50.540 I'm number 99.

00:10:53.240 And you know I'm brown and shine.

00:10:55.640 And you know I do it all the time.

00:10:58.340 One more time.

00:10:59.020 I'm teaching class.

00:11:00.740 This is your whole plan.

00:11:02.860 Zalinski is a VIP.

00:11:05.520 Ukraine and I go insane.

00:11:07.820 You gotta watch the people behind them.

00:11:09.780 Oh, it's the best.

00:11:10.360 You know that is the plan.

00:11:12.740 I'm a Zalinski stan.

00:11:14.600 I love you.

00:11:15.800 I like that he's wearing Ukraine colors, too.

00:11:17.980 You are so smart.

00:11:19.660 What's that smell?

00:11:20.560 Did somebody fire?

00:11:22.200 No way.

00:11:23.200 What can you say?

00:11:24.720 Fascinate me straight or gay.

00:11:26.920 I love you.

00:11:28.260 And I love you.

00:11:29.520 Ride and grind all the time.

00:11:31.720 And you got that sanitizer.

00:11:33.440 And you know I got that Pfizer.

00:11:36.500 You know I stick it in my bag.

00:11:39.120 Put a bullet in both his brain.

00:11:41.540 Don't wait for God, you pray.

00:11:43.860 Before I go insane, let me antibacterial my body.

00:11:49.100 At the party.

00:11:50.480 Sipping for candy.

00:11:51.220 You know the flow.

00:11:53.400 And I am a pimp.

00:11:55.680 Cause I am on the blame.

00:11:58.180 It lasts a steak and shrimp.

00:12:00.460 Who more time I'm 99?

00:12:02.480 There's a woman that should cash in here.

00:12:04.260 And I'm gonna burn this up.

00:12:05.100 Gas price is way too high.

00:12:07.540 Thotamin Putin needs to die.

00:12:10.140 Gas price is way too high.

00:12:12.580 Thotamin needs to die.

00:12:14.560 Put the truth in the booth.

00:12:17.400 Take a picture.

00:12:18.600 I'm a winner.

00:12:19.260 I'm a winner.

00:12:19.580 I'm a winner.

00:12:20.260 I'm a winner.

00:12:21.220 I'm a winner.

00:12:21.760 Okay.

00:12:22.880 I love you.

00:12:25.220 We need to take out Vladimir Putin.

00:12:26.800 Like Lindsey Graham said.

00:12:27.820 Thank you, Mayor Mullins.

00:12:28.620 I appreciate the time.

00:12:30.120 Peace.

00:12:30.600 God bless you all.

00:12:31.340 Cole, we were talking before.

00:12:32.640 And you were saying that like you thought it was written.

00:12:35.380 I thought it was 100% written.

00:12:36.660 You can tell now.

00:12:38.020 That was definitely freestyle, right?

00:12:39.440 Like there were some lines.

00:12:40.860 Like okay, you were reaching.

00:12:42.420 And it didn't quite land.

00:12:43.860 But just because of your delivery.

00:12:45.080 You still just roll with it.

00:12:45.940 It was fucking funny.

00:12:47.160 Like I'm a pimp on a blimp eating shrimp.

00:12:50.000 No one's put that together though before.

00:12:51.740 That's great.

00:12:52.420 No one's put that together.

00:12:54.120 There's been.

00:12:55.280 I'm a pimp.

00:12:56.040 I own a blimp.

00:12:56.580 You've obviously never freestyled at a white fraternity party.

00:13:00.960 That line has been said.

00:13:02.600 I assure you.

00:13:05.040 Clint has been doing a number of rap battles.

00:13:07.460 So he's not going to be able to get away with this anymore.

00:13:10.840 Because he's going to.

00:13:11.700 People are going to know who he is when he tries to.

00:13:13.960 It was already happening before this.

00:13:16.200 It happened on our show, Reed.

00:13:18.460 You weren't there.

00:13:19.700 I plugged on that one.

00:13:21.020 I came up with that.

00:13:22.840 No, when he was on our show.

00:13:24.340 The lady in the city council knew who he was.

00:13:28.220 And said, no, you're the guy.

00:13:29.380 I was watching your videos today.

00:13:31.380 And something like that.

00:13:32.360 And he was just like.

00:13:33.340 Oh, no, no.

00:13:33.960 That shows how out of the loop I am with Tower Gang.

00:13:37.240 When he takes the volume up.

00:13:39.760 And he says, put a bullet in Putin's brain.

00:13:42.740 Do it for the Ukraine.

00:13:44.780 I was like, yo.

00:13:45.760 That is so fire.

00:13:46.960 I can't believe he got that line out.

00:13:48.660 But it is so fucking good.

00:13:50.300 It kind of gets you hyped, too.

00:13:51.940 It was one of those.

00:13:52.440 Oh, bro.

00:13:53.860 Hell yeah, I was hyped, Doug.

00:13:55.480 I am so proud to know him.

00:13:58.040 It's like how I'm going to feel the first time I see Crypt Daddy on Netflix.

00:14:01.400 It's the exact same way I feel.

00:14:03.020 Oh, yeah.

00:14:03.340 100%.

00:14:04.140 That's true.

00:14:04.940 Because that's what he follows me.

00:14:06.680 And I messaged him a day.

00:14:07.800 He didn't message back.

00:14:08.860 He read it, though.

00:14:11.360 He left you on read, Cole.

00:14:12.760 He left me on read.

00:14:15.260 But I actually sent it to some friends of mine.

00:14:17.700 And I was just like, you need to watch this.

00:14:19.040 Plus, he was on my podcast.

00:14:20.740 I know the guy.

00:14:22.080 But he, God, it's amazing what he does.

00:14:26.000 I don't know.

00:14:26.380 He has balls of steel to go in there and do.

00:14:28.320 I can't imagine putting myself out there like that.

00:14:32.080 I mean, like that.

00:14:33.080 I'll put myself out there in some positions.

00:14:34.960 But he's literally going in front of millions of people now and doing this shit.

00:14:39.680 Cole's like, I'll fuck publicly, but I wouldn't do that.

00:14:43.200 Maybe.

00:14:44.200 I mean, depends.

00:14:45.340 Depends on who the audience is.

00:14:47.020 Here's the truth.

00:14:47.740 You could pretend that you could do what he does, but I don't think any of us could.

00:14:51.480 What he did was a decent, above average, freestyle white guy fraternity rap about something topical that highlights the absurdity of our political system.

00:15:02.600 And he went viral with it.

00:15:04.080 The guy is a goddamn legend.

00:15:05.620 I don't expect it so much.

00:15:07.180 Okay, if he put out an EP that was just that, like he actually went through and maybe took that and wrote out some more of it, would you listen to that with that beat?

00:15:17.360 Would you be like, I'm going to listen to this because it's actually pretty fire.

00:15:21.120 I'd bang what we just listened to.

00:15:22.840 I'm going to fucking put that on wax and listen to it in my car.

00:15:25.660 I'd bang to it.

00:15:27.720 I would love if you would take that and maybe make some minor tweaks to tighten it up and release it as a track.

00:15:34.380 That's what I'm saying.

00:15:35.220 That's what I think you should do because he ought to.

00:15:37.740 That's got some fire bones, you know what I mean?

00:15:40.020 Well, because one, the audio is ass on that thing.

00:15:43.420 It was cutting out because he was getting loud and it would cut out when he got too loud.

00:15:47.080 But if he goes in there and actually records on that, I feel like he could actually get pretty fire.

00:15:53.640 Especially if it's coming off like being fire like this where the fucking blaze.

00:15:57.300 There's that one black conservative rapper.

00:15:59.840 I forget his name, but he's been like number one.

00:16:02.400 No, no, no.

00:16:04.540 He's been number one with like all of his shit on Apple.

00:16:09.100 Oh, yeah.

00:16:10.120 The guy who got banned for Let's Go Brandon, right?

00:16:13.160 I can't even remember his name.

00:16:14.880 I can't either right now.

00:16:15.580 But anyway, I'm telling you, Alex Stein, if he were to drop that, like get professional production and put that out and then run some sort of ad campaign to get people to go buy it for 99 cents over there, like he could make some fucking money right now.

00:16:28.800 Like really.

00:16:29.740 And he's already done a few.

00:16:31.060 So he could, I mean, do a few more and he could throw together some sort of little album too.

00:16:34.320 Yeah, Patriot.

00:16:35.100 Patriot Jay was the other one.

00:16:37.420 I do want to say real quick.

00:16:38.600 Thanks, Matt, for the five bucks.

00:16:39.840 I appreciate it.

00:16:40.560 Oh, thank you, man.

00:16:40.780 Give us fucking money, people.

00:16:42.120 Well, Matt, he's the one that gave us the money for Jose to drink cat milk, by the way.

00:16:47.980 Oh, is he?

00:16:48.760 I'm pretty sure.

00:16:50.060 By the way, it's happening tonight, people.

00:16:51.720 He got us over the top.

00:16:52.480 Hell yeah.

00:16:53.340 Finally.

00:16:54.380 I don't know when you want to do it.

00:16:55.380 I guess I'll show you right now what I was able to get.

00:16:57.600 Dude, this legit was like 20 minutes.

00:16:59.160 See if I can get a good.

00:17:00.620 Oh, come on.

00:17:01.680 It's almost.

00:17:02.360 What does it say?

00:17:03.260 That looks like cum.

00:17:05.360 Right?

00:17:05.680 It looks like I nutted in there.

00:17:07.100 It really.

00:17:07.580 Oh, shit.

00:17:08.100 It's almost spilling out.

00:17:09.220 But it's very, very.

00:17:10.940 You're not just going to collect it over like six weeks so you end up with like half a cup

00:17:15.200 of it or something?

00:17:16.020 I felt the pressure on.

00:17:17.940 Honestly, the peak milk production is like in a week or two, I believe.

00:17:21.580 Stop.

00:17:21.820 You said that three weeks ago.

00:17:24.280 You asshole.

00:17:25.600 Bro, it doesn't matter.

00:17:26.800 He got it.

00:17:27.460 He's going to happen.

00:17:28.280 I'm happy.

00:17:28.880 Thank you.

00:17:29.320 Yeah.

00:17:29.580 Hell yeah.

00:17:29.800 You can kind of see the little shit right there.

00:17:31.500 Yeah.

00:17:31.800 Yeah.

00:17:31.980 All right.

00:17:32.220 Anyways, yeah, that took me like 20 minutes just to get that and then she was already run

00:17:36.840 dry.

00:17:37.620 These were litters with like midsize.

00:17:39.940 There's two litters with like one that has four and every one of them is fucking fat.

00:17:43.800 And then the other litter has six.

00:17:45.260 So that's a lot of kittens.

00:17:46.260 So they're pretty much dry all the time.

00:17:47.620 Let's go around the horn and discuss what we think it's going to taste like before we

00:17:51.540 discover what it tastes like.

00:17:52.800 I think it's probably going to taste.

00:17:55.540 Oh, this is actually a good question.

00:17:56.900 Who has tasted cum?

00:17:59.740 Let's be real.

00:18:00.480 If you say no, you're a fucking liar.

00:18:02.220 I mean, I actually never, I've never have.

00:18:04.800 Yeah, because you've never accidentally been like nutted and be like, uh, uh, and then

00:18:09.040 I've never like fucking aimed it wrong.

00:18:13.880 How far are you shooting, man?

00:18:15.520 You're all lying, man.

00:18:17.420 He's super short.

00:18:18.420 I forgot.

00:18:19.060 Like, he is.

00:18:20.060 It's a long way to go.

00:18:22.180 Seriously, you don't have like a really like hot video at one point.

00:18:25.540 You have like a really good cum and it just like goes like in your face.

00:18:28.620 By the way, Clint's lying when he says he hasn't tasted cum.

00:18:32.080 He's a swallower.

00:18:33.080 I can attest to this.

00:18:34.060 I legit, if you don't swallow it, if it doesn't touch your tongue, it just goes right down

00:18:38.900 the throat.

00:18:39.480 It just goes right down the throat.

00:18:40.580 Guys, I have legit in probably the past week, somewhere in that time frame, I've accidentally

00:18:45.560 nutted on my glasses.

00:18:46.520 Holy shit.

00:18:50.940 Yeah.

00:18:51.180 What kind of like, are you so backed up that it just like comes out?

00:18:54.940 Like, I mean, just fucking testosterone, baby.

00:18:58.640 Dude, I have actually had it like fly over my shoulder before and I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty

00:19:03.160 sure I've had it hit my face before.

00:19:04.960 I've had it hit my chin.

00:19:06.260 Absolutely.

00:19:06.460 That's a borderline gay.

00:19:08.820 I'm not even lying.

00:19:09.560 If your own cum hits your face, I'm not sure.

00:19:15.560 It hits the bottom of my chin like it was a suicide attempt.

00:19:20.340 Dude, you don't like to bukkake yourself?

00:19:23.340 Come on.

00:19:24.360 Dude.

00:19:25.320 That'd be rad if that was like someone's kink.

00:19:26.840 That's my move.

00:19:27.460 They did it every time.

00:19:28.440 Dude, when my wife was like, I guess I'm the only one who's had kids here, but fucking

00:19:33.240 I forget, like it's the first trimester when they have morning sickness and this is like

00:19:37.580 years ago, obviously.

00:19:38.520 I have a 12-year-old.

00:19:39.280 I have a nine-year-old.

00:19:40.420 By the way, Clint and I actually have kids and we weren't going to tell anyone, but then

00:19:43.640 we saw Dave Rubin and his husband, you know, make the statement.

00:19:47.220 So I'm kind of feeling more comfortable.

00:19:49.560 I don't know how you feel, Clint, but.

00:19:51.300 Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag.

00:19:53.820 Jesus.

00:19:55.520 Sorry.

00:19:56.440 Anyways, back to my fucking story.

00:19:58.360 She was like the first trimester in, so she was morning sickness and shit.

00:20:01.400 And I remember we were smashing and like, I knew like nothing, like no, none of the

00:20:06.880 baby juice in the mouth because she's super nauseous all the fucking time.

00:20:10.440 And then like, I pulled out and like, she was obviously, it was like right when she was

00:20:13.640 coming, like doing that shit.

00:20:15.620 And like, so it was missionary and I was like super far away, you know, and just like legit

00:20:21.280 just perfect cannonball right in her mouth.

00:20:24.660 She had to like run to the bathroom and start throwing up.

00:20:27.320 And it's like, it was like, well, it's easier to feel awful, but you also want to laugh.

00:20:31.920 I did the same thing with the eye, not the mouth.

00:20:34.980 It would have been hotter if it was in the mouth.

00:20:36.420 But you've done it with the eye?

00:20:37.520 Well, the part was that I was trying not to, but I just couldn't help it.

00:20:43.460 You're doing it in both of her eyes so she can't see and she's just kind of walking around

00:20:46.620 blindly.

00:20:47.100 It's called the zombie mask.

00:20:48.240 Just so you know.

00:20:55.460 By the way, that is, Jose, that's one of those times where like you're looking around for

00:20:59.280 a bro to high five.

00:21:00.600 You're just like, yeah, bro.

00:21:01.680 I just need to throw up.

00:21:04.740 High five, bro.

00:21:06.460 I had to go get her eye drops.

00:21:07.980 I felt terrible.

00:21:09.200 You got her eye drops?

00:21:11.340 You didn't tell her to hit the fucking road, bitch?

00:21:13.360 Have I not said on the show that I nutted in my eye in high school in an accident?

00:21:18.240 Oh, well, that's definitely.

00:21:20.280 This is nutted in your own eye.

00:21:21.600 Jose, this is happening way too often.

00:21:23.960 I'm very weird.

00:21:25.940 That would result in conjunctivitis, actually.

00:21:30.480 It makes it funnier imagining you having like a really fat, round, little three-inch wiener

00:21:35.560 and you're still propelling like all those feet up to your eyes.

00:21:41.000 Those are dangerous loads, man.

00:21:44.320 Oh, well, there's a show title.

00:21:48.240 Dangerous loads.

00:21:49.720 Your penis is like should be classified as a weapon.

00:21:52.300 Cole, next time I'm hauling a big piece of equipment, that's when I'm going to name

00:21:55.800 the video Dangerous Loads.

00:21:58.500 Dangerous Loads.

00:21:59.440 All right.

00:21:59.740 So Toad and Reed didn't answer.

00:22:01.260 You taste the cums or what?

00:22:03.680 I said yes.

00:22:05.200 Oh, okay.

00:22:05.620 Cool.

00:22:05.980 I figured.

00:22:07.020 Reed.

00:22:07.340 Oh, he's out.

00:22:11.400 He's out.

00:22:13.040 Oh, oh.

00:22:13.540 No, I told y'all.

00:22:14.720 I took Wi-Fi.

00:22:16.600 I thought that was on purpose.

00:22:19.220 Oh, my God.

00:22:20.280 Reed, have you?

00:22:20.860 I don't even know.

00:22:21.480 It's good.

00:22:21.780 How did you eat it?

00:22:22.820 I don't probably.

00:22:23.940 I don't remember, to be honest.

00:22:25.160 I don't remember.

00:22:25.700 You don't remember.

00:22:26.460 I haven't tasted it.

00:22:27.000 No.

00:22:27.520 That's a goddamn ass.

00:22:28.480 Not the 18 times I've had sex with men, so.

00:22:32.120 Yeah.

00:22:32.280 If we're an ass, like, dude, have you ever, like, touched another guy's dick?

00:22:36.200 You're like, I don't even know, man.

00:22:37.320 Yeah, I don't remember.

00:22:38.240 I mean, you know, middle school memories, they kind of all, like, play together, so.

00:22:43.900 Scout memories kind of blend together.

00:22:45.780 Before we get to this, before we get to what it tastes like, do y'all ever, like, worry

00:22:50.740 that you actually do have repressed memories and you were actually molested a child?

00:22:54.800 I worry about that a lot, actually.

00:22:56.520 Is that not?

00:22:57.360 Is that not?

00:22:59.480 No.

00:23:00.120 No.

00:23:00.400 I was talking about it with some of, like, Davey and Flint the other day, because I'm

00:23:05.380 doing a podcast with them, but he mentioned it, because I had something when I was growing

00:23:10.100 up where I took candy from a man, an old man that lived in a trailer, and I took candy

00:23:15.820 from him.

00:23:16.220 He gave me candy.

00:23:17.380 And then I was thinking about, I was like, did I get fucked by that guy?

00:23:20.800 And I just, like, and I just repressed it down.

00:23:24.440 So, like, I just remember eating candy and being like, that was it.

00:23:27.900 But why would he just give me candy?

00:23:29.240 But now every time you see a dick, you think you taste candy, and you're like, wait a second.

00:23:33.080 Paul, this is like the backwoods of Alabama.

00:23:35.660 That was not candy.

00:23:37.660 What was it?

00:23:39.440 Gross.

00:23:41.540 I mean, this isn't as funny, but I do seriously think I probably have some repressed stuff.

00:23:46.820 And I mentioned this before, and this is one of the things that kind of got us a lot of

00:23:50.020 shit, was all the abuse shit.

00:23:51.680 But I do think I have, like, got, like, fucking, like, had physical abuse as a kid that I repressed.

00:23:56.400 Because I don't recall any of that shit.

00:23:57.620 My dad used to say I'd come to his house with bruises and shit.

00:24:00.800 So.

00:24:01.460 Wow.

00:24:01.900 But, you know, my mother was definitely going to get her ass kicked.

00:24:05.400 Well, I mean, let's be honest.

00:24:06.860 If there's anyone on this panel that deserves to have been abused as a child, it's Jose.

00:24:10.900 Can you blame your parents, really?

00:24:14.900 No, I mean, even my mother, I guarantee you, as a kid, she was a saint to me.

00:24:20.440 But there was probably some shit she was fucking up on.

00:24:23.300 Were they beating you because they kept finding cum on your face and they thought you were

00:24:26.420 a faggot?

00:24:27.020 And they just wanted to beat the gay out of you?

00:24:29.700 It's like, no, it's an accident.

00:24:31.460 It just keeps happening.

00:24:33.880 Come on, we're taking you to gay conversion therapy.

00:24:37.560 This is why Jose.

00:24:38.260 It's my own cum.

00:24:39.440 That's worse.

00:24:40.000 He's grown up to be the white dude that he is.

00:24:42.940 That's so much weirder.

00:24:45.540 All right.

00:24:46.200 Back to.

00:24:47.160 Glad we were able to make my tragedy funny.

00:24:50.980 That's what we do.

00:24:52.120 That's what we do.

00:24:52.880 I don't give a fuck.

00:24:55.740 By the way, Reid, do you think you have any repressed memories?

00:24:59.700 Well, mine aren't repressed.

00:25:01.280 I talked about it, actually, when the whole abuse thing happened.

00:25:05.380 It shows how much Cole knows you, Reid.

00:25:07.480 Yeah, he really paid attention during that whole time.

00:25:10.000 No, no, no, no, hold on.

00:25:11.120 Because you can admit you're abused and still have repressed memories.

00:25:14.820 It could be so much worse.

00:25:16.700 You could be like...

00:25:17.060 That's true.

00:25:17.820 Maybe it was way...

00:25:18.460 If you were repressing, though, just open the floodgates.

00:25:20.720 Yeah, but what...

00:25:21.620 But, Cole, what if I liked it and I'm repressing that?

00:25:25.420 Like, what if I kind of enjoyed it?

00:25:27.260 Yeah, I think that happens sometimes, right?

00:25:32.080 And then you might carry it on and start doing that to other people, which is why Reid has

00:25:35.480 all those young boys chained in his basements.

00:25:37.900 That's true.

00:25:38.280 No, they're lot lizards in the back of my truck.

00:25:41.340 Get it right.

00:25:42.640 We have a pertinent super chat that we need to address before we move on.

00:25:46.600 This one?

00:25:48.960 Is it gay with a zombie mask?

00:25:50.600 It's only gay if you talk about it, Toad.

00:25:54.460 Hey, he wasn't talking about doing it to himself.

00:25:56.860 I feel like saying zombie mask is gayer than coming on your face.

00:26:01.360 I don't know.

00:26:02.160 Honestly, if you have the kind of action to come in both of your eyes in a single shot,

00:26:06.840 like, no, that's not good.

00:26:08.160 Well, what if it's an accident like Jose does?

00:26:11.320 That's like a magic bullet shit if you hit both eyes.

00:26:14.540 It's like a 7-10 split.

00:26:16.820 What if it hits dead center between your eyes and it just, through the bridge of your nose,

00:26:21.340 it runs into both?

00:26:22.080 That's pretty awesome, honestly.

00:26:24.160 I want to explain the joke real quick.

00:26:25.560 Magic bullet is in reference to the JFK assassination theory, you know, with the one bullet theory.

00:26:30.180 Yeah, the two bullets, I know.

00:26:32.060 Which we're not allowed to talk about, but Putin, on the other hand, he can get it, bro.

00:26:35.620 Like, fuck that dude.

00:26:37.200 Assassination time, let's go.

00:26:38.640 I want Putin to get JFK'd.

00:26:39.260 Without the magic bullet again, baby.

00:26:42.140 Putin gets JFK'd also by the CIA.

00:26:44.140 It's just the same guys go out there and do it, which would be really funny.

00:26:47.540 I love in the chat, they're just talking about how Toad's the only one that really loves his jokes.

00:26:52.540 And that's another favorite, like, running bit on the show.

00:26:57.020 You all love it.

00:26:58.500 Also, Clint, I want to touch on this.

00:27:00.900 You said a single shot.

00:27:02.240 Do you only come once?

00:27:03.620 Like, whenever you come, is it just one load that comes out?

00:27:05.880 Bro, that would explain a lot if true.

00:27:08.300 Hey, if you're shooting five feet, you are not back-to-backing that.

00:27:12.300 That's true.

00:27:13.080 That's a single buzz.

00:27:14.700 And if you're going to say you do other ones, you're alive.

00:27:18.760 Boom, boom.

00:27:19.560 Yeah.

00:27:20.400 It's like, there's, like, the boom, and then there's, like...

00:27:23.860 Like, I don't know.

00:27:26.940 What I might be able to do is, like, do one eye, and then, like, five minutes later, do the other eye.

00:27:31.580 So you just sit there, miserable?

00:27:34.160 You have gum dripping from your eye?

00:27:36.080 You're like, I'm not going to...

00:27:37.540 I got to do this.

00:27:38.580 It's a life achievement.

00:27:41.120 Like, Toe just lives in a video game.

00:27:43.740 He's just, like, an achievement if I was zombie-masked myself.

00:27:45.860 All right, so what does it taste like?

00:27:46.960 It's called a 7-10 split, actually.

00:27:47.800 Yeah, sorry.

00:27:48.160 Okay, sorry.

00:27:48.860 So, by the way, what do your cats eat?

00:27:51.720 Cats eat.

00:27:51.880 Yeah, that's what I like.

00:27:56.500 What do you want me to do with a fucking brand and, like, specific one?

00:28:00.240 I'm guessing it's, like, fishy.

00:28:01.560 I'm guessing it's, like, super fishy stuff.

00:28:02.940 I don't even remember.

00:28:03.940 They just are on a...

00:28:05.720 I forget what fucking cat food they're on.

00:28:07.560 They're on a nice cat food.

00:28:08.600 Strawberries and pineapple, bro.

00:28:10.260 It's, like, a nicer copper-end cat food.

00:28:12.700 I'll give you that.

00:28:13.020 I'm not, like, feeding them fucking bullshit.

00:28:15.180 But it's still cat food.

00:28:16.580 All right, because my thinking is the same as Cole's, that, like, with jizz, it will wind

00:28:21.340 up tasting somewhat like what you eat.

00:28:23.040 So I'm going to say that Jose's cat's milk tastes like Fancy Feast.

00:28:26.780 All right, so now we need to guess what Toe's jizz tastes like.

00:28:29.800 Other dude's jizz?

00:28:30.480 Based on what he eats.

00:28:31.640 No, it tastes like my own jizz.

00:28:42.180 Get it right.

00:28:47.700 I see a lot of microwavable process items, probably, is what it tastes like.

00:28:51.140 That's, like, a weird chicken and egg scenario.

00:28:53.420 Wait, Jose, is this your first time drinking it, or have you done this before?

00:28:56.540 I mean, I said before, and, like, everyone gave me shit, like, this is me saying yes.

00:29:01.100 I genuinely don't know.

00:29:02.240 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:29:03.420 I've had a shitload of litters.

00:29:05.460 I wouldn't be surprised if somehow, accidentally, I've had to, like, legit, like, help cats.

00:29:10.140 Yes, she has this cat's milk amnesia, like you do read with cum, okay?

00:29:16.380 It's the suppressed memories of, you know.

00:29:18.580 I bet you I probably have, and if I knew, I would tell you, because I don't care.

00:29:22.220 I'm literally about to drink it on camera.

00:29:23.980 But, like, I don't know if I have or not.

00:29:26.900 It's not like, and if I did, I have to drink cum on camera and say I don't care?

00:29:30.460 Like, I don't care.

00:29:31.160 I just don't remember.

00:29:34.300 I was like, can you drink it, like, a sommelier, though?

00:29:37.500 I'll be right back.

00:29:38.040 Like, a wine where you, like, you have to, like, um, what do they call it?

00:29:41.140 Whenever you, whenever, yeah, you have to do, like, the, um, aeration in it.

00:29:45.320 So you have to get it, like, oh, yeah, you spit it out.

00:29:47.460 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:29:48.120 You have to aerate it and get.

00:29:50.440 John Stossel just called Clint, and he's like, hey.

00:29:54.300 Then we gotta do a palate cleanser in between each sip.

00:29:58.200 Is that just John Stossel calling you up, Clint?

00:30:00.680 No.

00:30:01.400 Jose has a spit bucket over there.

00:30:06.160 Wait, is one of you actually scheduling John Stossel?

00:30:08.920 No.

00:30:09.120 That would actually be really cool.

00:30:10.420 He just had Ron Paul on his show.

00:30:11.880 I haven't watched it yet, but.

00:30:14.560 That old has-been.

00:30:15.880 No, I'm just kidding.

00:30:17.720 That Putin lover.

00:30:19.520 That Putin lover Ron Paul.

00:30:21.900 Those taste like Hungry Man dinners for one.

00:30:24.900 Yes.

00:30:28.840 Yo, Magoo.

00:30:29.780 Five, five, five iron, brother.

00:30:32.640 That Salisbury steak that is, like, most definitely horse meat.

00:30:37.400 Hey, man, that was in college, and I didn't only eat Hungry Man dinners for one.

00:30:41.280 I also used my iron, but I used it to make grilled cheese sandwiches.

00:30:46.160 Did you actually do that, or did you just see it in a movie, and you're gonna say it?

00:30:49.060 No, he didn't even go to college.

00:30:50.780 I guarantee you his jizz tastes straight up like MSG.

00:30:56.340 It's salty and tasty.

00:30:57.600 Mmm.

00:30:58.220 I like how everybody thinks that my diet is horrible when it's not.

00:31:02.660 Dude, you're a single dude in your late 30s.

00:31:05.880 Yeah.

00:31:06.160 I mean, I don't even have to know what you look like.

00:31:09.460 I can make some assumptions already.

00:31:11.460 Mid-30s, get it right.

00:31:13.380 You know what the funny thing is, though?

00:31:14.400 I'm actually explaining Clint as well.

00:31:18.280 He's not single.

00:31:19.480 He's not single, yeah.

00:31:20.440 Well, I guess he's not single.

00:31:21.380 He's got ladies, so.

00:31:22.500 I guess he's not.

00:31:23.360 You're not married.

00:31:25.640 For me, like, if you aren't married, you're not together with anyone.

00:31:28.640 By the way, I don't see her actually cooking meals, though.

00:31:32.240 So they definitely just eat out.

00:31:33.840 She does, like, all the time.

00:31:36.360 Get unfit statesman's comment there.

00:31:42.000 That's really funny.

00:31:42.940 It looks like a tool used for back alley abortions, and Reed looks like the doctor that performs the procedure.

00:31:47.640 Well, at least if that's the case, that means I'm getting pussy.

00:31:53.360 Reed absolutely looks like a fucking back alley abortion doctor.

00:31:57.240 That is the first time anyone said that, but I can't say it.

00:32:00.080 He smokes a cigarette while he's, like, performing it.

00:32:02.660 He just sticks the coat hanger up there.

00:32:04.780 And I look like a boyfriend that's standing in the corner just pleading for them to hurry up.

00:32:09.460 Yeah.

00:32:10.980 God, how much is it?

00:32:12.640 Motherfucker, babe.

00:32:13.860 I'll pay $20 for this.

00:32:15.400 You need to work, Hope.

00:32:16.260 I feel like Reed at some point stares in the eye, like, this is the part I fucking love.

00:32:20.260 I love when you can feel the head just crush.

00:32:28.740 This is the part I fucking love.

00:32:31.980 This is when you feel the light drain out of him.

00:32:38.060 It's so dark.

00:32:39.620 Oh, my God.

00:32:40.480 We just lost our entire female audience that's pro-life, but whatever.

00:32:46.700 I'm pretty sure every one of us is pro-life, actually.

00:32:49.520 It's a funny thing.

00:32:51.040 You want to keep the hand?

00:32:52.720 Well, I am politically, but I have a passion, Jose.

00:32:57.620 The coat hanger calls my name.

00:32:59.620 Reed would use the cigarette to cauterize the wound.

00:33:02.000 He just takes a big drag and just puts it out on the pussy.

00:33:06.720 No, it would have to be a cigar.

00:33:07.740 Are you referring to a pussy as a wound?

00:33:09.140 Is that what you're talking about?

00:33:11.740 David Brady's never had sex.

00:33:13.380 He doesn't actually know what a vagina looks like.

00:33:16.600 I mean, it's a pretty accurate description, really.

00:33:19.300 He just heard it bleeds every once in a while, and he's just like, boom.

00:33:23.480 Unless he means the wound in the fetus, in which case Reed is a total psychopath.

00:33:27.560 Hey, did you guys see that tweet of that, like, tampon company that was, like, referred to as bleeders?

00:33:34.280 Yes.

00:33:34.880 Which is, like, they've gone so far to the extent of, like, trying to be PC that now it's like, dude, that's, like, a legit, really good slur for a woman.

00:33:42.140 I love that.

00:33:43.020 Hey, man, it's a bleeding person, okay?

00:33:46.340 No, no, they call them bleeders.

00:33:47.000 Dude, it's horseshoe theory for misogyny.

00:33:48.980 It's perfect.

00:33:50.080 It's crazy.

00:33:51.700 No, no, no.

00:33:52.220 I'm not calling you a bleeder to be disrespectful.

00:33:53.960 It's because I want to respect trans people that identify as women, okay?

00:33:58.780 I can't wait until they start calling them holes, and Jose's like, I did it!

00:34:03.860 Or you could be the rebel with the cause and have the best of both worlds, or you have a dick and a hole down there.

00:34:12.140 I mean, don't we all?

00:34:14.240 I mean, because he shot one of his balls off.

00:34:16.440 Yeah, that was quite referential there.

00:34:19.040 Damn it!

00:34:19.980 Woke-to-based horseshoe theory is going to be fascinating.

00:34:22.340 If they ever get to the point of calling women holes, and then Jose has to, like, get even wilder, like, oh, my God, it's going to be awesome.

00:34:29.540 Aren't they already doing that with the Nazis in Ukraine?

00:34:34.160 Yeah, I don't think that they're based, Cole.

00:34:36.920 It gets to the point where, like, nigger becomes a term of respect.

00:34:42.860 Like, we're identifying you with your culture and seeing you as this beautiful, distinct thing apart from the rest.

00:34:47.460 Oh, my God.

00:34:51.320 That'd be incredible.

00:34:52.460 Oh, that's amazing.

00:34:55.380 Oh, my God.

00:34:56.960 Well, he's going to have a totally different meaning if they start using that.

00:35:00.440 All right.

00:35:01.600 I think it's going to taste like fish.

00:35:03.420 I think it's going to taste like fish.

00:35:05.340 Clint, what do you think it's going to taste like?

00:35:06.540 Well, I said cat food, but whatever his cat food is comprised of, which we don't know.

00:35:11.600 Do you want to go get the bag and read the ingredients?

00:35:14.100 No.

00:35:14.660 I think it's probably going to taste like fish because it's for the kitten, which is supposed to be getting what it's probably going to be accustomed to eat.

00:35:21.860 But a mother's milk is fairly sweet, and that doesn't, like, lead the baby in towards, I don't know, eating mashed vegetables.

00:35:30.680 So it could be, I don't know.

00:35:32.240 I think the taste is less important than the texture.

00:35:35.960 I wonder what the texture is like.

00:35:37.280 Is it very watery?

00:35:38.480 It looks very watery.

00:35:39.880 Or is it, like, 2%?

00:35:41.520 It looks, like, slightly above skim milk, like, looking at it right now.

00:35:45.020 So, like, 1%.

00:35:46.280 My only hope with this entire bit, because you stretched it out for an entire month, is that you vomit, like, projectile.

00:35:53.800 I'm not going to vomit.

00:35:55.100 If anything else, like, it tastes like shit.

00:35:57.740 Oh, man.

00:35:58.600 That's disappointing.

00:35:59.280 I want you to vomit on your camera.

00:36:02.040 That would be impressive.

00:36:03.440 Like, do the thing you were talking about that made your wife throw up, but do it with your vomit onto the camera instead.

00:36:09.020 Yeah, Jose, come into your own mouth and then vomit.

00:36:13.920 Jose's like, I can go viral or not.

00:36:16.640 The funny thing is, since I'm standing, I could.

00:36:21.060 Like, no one could see that.

00:36:22.180 It would be all legit for YouTube and everything.

00:36:24.960 Bro, I'm not saying do it, but if you don't do it, you're fucking gay.

00:36:28.440 I don't know, like, it would be really hard to get that type of into it to where I shoot up that fucking far straight up.

00:36:35.300 You know what I mean?

00:36:36.160 Dude, just, oh, come on.

00:36:37.200 With the four of us on here to look at?

00:36:38.860 What do you mean?

00:36:39.700 All right, everyone, all the chicks in here send me, I'm just kidding.

00:36:44.100 I'm going to get a bunch of dicks if I do.

00:36:45.380 By the way, how much would you need to drink for you to throw up, though?

00:36:49.820 Because I know, like, if you drink a gallon of milk, you do throw up.

00:36:53.440 That's basically, if you drink a gallon of milk, it's great.

00:36:55.640 How much cat milk do I drink to throw up?

00:36:58.480 I don't know.

00:36:58.860 It really would depend on the taste.

00:37:00.020 Because, yeah, if it was, like, fishy, like, that's something I could take in, like, small amounts, like a shot or two.

00:37:06.160 But, like, I feel like you get past that and you're like, all right, dude, this is fucking gross.

00:37:10.240 All right, I want to see you do six shots of fucking hairless cat milk right now.

00:37:15.440 Wait, wait.

00:37:16.040 I think it's going to take a little chicken.

00:37:17.660 By the time I got it all, I guess.

00:37:20.360 Chicken?

00:37:20.940 All right.

00:37:21.400 It's going to taste like chicken.

00:37:24.040 Oh, God.

00:37:24.900 All right.

00:37:26.020 Jose.

00:37:27.000 Am I doing it right now?

00:37:28.500 Yeah, you're doing it right now.

00:37:29.780 It's time.

00:37:30.840 Jose, you have to give us a full smell.

00:37:33.060 What does it smell like?

00:37:35.260 Oh, and I'm.

00:37:36.040 Smells like mussy and fishy.

00:37:37.500 I'm on my grind.

00:37:39.300 Did you say mussy?

00:37:41.180 Musty.

00:37:42.020 Musty and fishy.

00:37:43.060 Like, old cardboard and, like, faintly of soft notes of fish.

00:37:49.560 Like when you take a fish and just leave it in the basement for a while.

00:37:53.840 Well, no, like, it's, like, in the wrapper.

00:37:56.220 It's.

00:37:57.520 Maybe there's a hole in the bag so it smells leaking through a little bit so you can tell

00:38:01.780 there's a fish there but not, like, overpowering or disgusting.

00:38:05.080 And then, you know, like, just, like, old cardboard.

00:38:06.820 Now that you've done it like a sommelier, I want you to fucking rinse it around your

00:38:11.200 mouth.

00:38:11.680 That's what I'm saying.

00:38:12.120 He needs to aerate it.

00:38:13.020 He needs to get in there and go.

00:38:14.620 And then rinse it around.

00:38:16.640 And then spit it out like cum.

00:38:18.080 You have to swirl it to aerate it.

00:38:19.700 All right.

00:38:19.920 Let me know when you guys want me to do it.

00:38:21.360 I mean.

00:38:21.920 Right fucking.

00:38:22.640 I can't tell you my sommelier that shit because if it's disgusting, I'm just going to

00:38:26.480 fucking down.

00:38:27.100 What a sommelier does is they give you a food pairing with it.

00:38:31.040 So that's what you got to do here.

00:38:32.800 Oh, yes.

00:38:33.540 Give us a food pairing that you would have with this.

00:38:35.420 Start jerking off before you drink it so that you can cum right after.

00:38:40.140 That way I'm more susceptible to puking.

00:38:42.440 No, no, no.

00:38:43.100 We want to make you have a kink for this so you have to jerk off and cum while you drink

00:38:47.460 it.

00:38:47.640 And then after that, you can only cum if you actually drink cat's milk.

00:38:50.840 Right.

00:38:51.140 It's really funny.

00:38:52.720 I want you to have a Pavlovian response every time you see your cat's fucking feeding.

00:38:56.560 All right.

00:38:56.880 Let's do it.

00:38:57.380 Let's do it.

00:38:58.320 Hey.

00:38:58.460 Hey.

00:38:58.660 Get all of it.

00:38:59.600 Put your tongue in there and lick it all up.

00:39:01.100 Oh, yeah.

00:39:01.420 Like a jello shot.

00:39:02.420 Like a jello shot.

00:39:03.480 Oh.

00:39:03.840 It looks like it didn't taste good.

00:39:05.440 I mean, honestly, not that bad.

00:39:07.520 It's kind of milky.

00:39:09.500 It legit just tastes kind of like milk.

00:39:11.760 Like, I don't know.

00:39:12.680 What?

00:39:13.880 That's so disappointing.

00:39:14.460 I'm kind of surprised.

00:39:15.660 I mean, it does like have like a little bit of a weird odd aftertaste.

00:39:20.160 But it does remind me of like a, like 2% milk, basically.

00:39:26.960 Would it be more like, is it kind of like the off milk, like soy or like almond or shit

00:39:31.340 like that?

00:39:31.780 Yeah.

00:39:31.880 A little bit soy-y.

00:39:32.800 I get a little bit of that.

00:39:33.600 Oh.

00:39:33.820 A little bit of that aftertaste.

00:39:34.620 You should be sure it doesn't taste like one-sixth milk consistency.

00:39:38.620 One-sixth vat.

00:39:41.820 Very much a soy milk.

00:39:43.220 All right.

00:39:43.620 To redeem yourself, you're going to have to jerk off in your own face.

00:39:45.960 Go.

00:39:47.600 Oh, it's getting worse.

00:39:49.180 The aftertaste.

00:39:50.280 That's like drinking beer.

00:39:51.060 I mean, no.

00:39:51.560 I'm just like, I'm also trying to like soak in the flavors in your texture to give you

00:39:56.400 an accurate representation.

00:39:57.500 So I am, I am a little bit, a little bit of this is hyper bully, me trying to get into

00:40:00.700 touch with it, but, uh, people paid like 75 bucks for this, man.

00:40:05.600 I mean, a little bit of let down.

00:40:06.920 It just tastes like, like, I don't know, maybe like a milk that you left in the fridge for

00:40:11.640 like a day, like in a cup.

00:40:13.620 But like, I don't know.

00:40:14.820 It was like half and half.

00:40:16.300 So I think this wasn't a big enough sample and you need to take small samples a little

00:40:20.580 at a time and then just culminate them into one.

00:40:23.060 That's right.

00:40:23.340 It has to be good from, yeah, it has to be from multiple caps.

00:40:26.740 So you're saying we can't, you're saying we can't market this.

00:40:30.280 No, I mean, I could drink a, I could honestly drink a cup of that and I wouldn't be like,

00:40:36.020 I'd be like, it would be like, did someone leave some milk out in the fridge?

00:40:40.300 Like, why does this have a weird taste to it?

00:40:42.560 But it'd be one of those things where like, fuck it, I'm thirsty and I finish it, you

00:40:45.200 know?

00:40:46.160 Now do cat shit.

00:40:48.440 We believe in science here.

00:40:50.100 We can't be Pfizer and just not have a control group or anything like that.

00:40:53.120 That's true.

00:40:53.620 I mean, if you guys want to come down to my place, would you say that the milk is safe

00:40:59.520 and effective or probably it probably, it probably does.

00:41:04.580 But does it stop the spread?

00:41:06.200 That's the real thing.

00:41:09.180 Probably does better than the actual vaccine.

00:41:11.600 If Jose passes away in a week, this was not my idea.

00:41:14.680 Jose's like, guys, I have myocarditis now developing cat powers.

00:41:19.080 Jose's going to turn into cat woman.

00:41:24.120 Just, you know, you should honestly, as a bit, you should just randomly meow throughout

00:41:27.340 the show.

00:41:28.380 Do you know how dope it would be to have cat based powers?

00:41:31.520 Like, those little things.

00:41:32.620 You'd always land on your feet.

00:41:34.040 You'd have nine lives.

00:41:34.660 Yeah, cat woman is a thing and she fucking sucks.

00:41:37.580 Yeah, but she's like.

00:41:38.840 Yeah, but it's because of the woman part.

00:41:40.800 It's because of the woman part.

00:41:42.020 Well, and you'd go around showing your butthole to everyone.

00:41:46.360 Literally, her only role in comics is to be like a whore for Batman.

00:41:49.880 That's like it.

00:41:50.380 Yeah, it's Batman's hood on his head.

00:41:52.160 That's all he is.

00:41:53.440 She's kind of like, I don't know, a cock tease for fucking Batman and every now and then

00:41:58.600 he gets it.

00:41:59.500 That's right.

00:42:00.540 I don't know.

00:42:01.140 She really is pretty much a very overrated comic book character.

00:42:04.040 And they chose Anne Hathaway to be Catwoman.

00:42:06.960 Everybody knows Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman, man.

00:42:09.520 Come on.

00:42:09.820 Is that the one that had the weird like stitching all over it?

00:42:12.640 I thought Prince Ass Diaries did a good job, actually.

00:42:16.720 Anne Hathaway has a great wreck.

00:42:18.640 I'm just going to say it.

00:42:19.380 Well, yeah.

00:42:20.700 She's a weird Catwoman choice, that's for sure.

00:42:24.300 But I don't know.

00:42:25.580 Yeah.

00:42:25.920 I haven't seen the newest one.

00:42:27.800 Like, although the Kravitz chick is black, I feel like in a weird way, something about

00:42:31.760 her vibe and like her physique is more Catwoman-like.

00:42:34.780 But I don't know, like so far as comics.

00:42:36.840 Because she's supposed to be a black cat.

00:42:39.560 No, not that.

00:42:40.500 Not at all.

00:42:41.100 Just, I don't know.

00:42:42.440 It's hard to describe.

00:42:43.280 I've read a lot of comics and I'm very stoned.

00:42:46.740 Well, so Jose, when you think about the old, or I don't know how old it is now, like

00:42:52.120 15 years old, maybe the Fantastic Four, where they made Jessica Alba look like a white person.

00:42:58.000 They went through all this trouble like to make her not look Mexican.

00:43:00.880 But then in the new one, her brother is straight up black.

00:43:07.900 Like, they're just like, ah, fuck it, whatever.

00:43:10.580 I guess we can have some giggles about it, but it's not as funny.

00:43:14.440 But like, I don't even really necessarily care when they swap races when it comes to some

00:43:18.100 of this shit.

00:43:18.820 If it's somehow true to the character.

00:43:21.020 It depends.

00:43:21.480 It depends on the character.

00:43:24.340 Like, say with the Fantastic Four.

00:43:26.040 If it's like, nothing about them.

00:43:28.220 Like, nothing about them.

00:43:29.020 Hakeem Woodbines is Hitler.

00:43:31.520 I hate when they do that shit.

00:43:32.780 Nothing about them being white was like essential to the character of the Fantastic Four.

00:43:38.520 Like, the brother and sister, Sue Storm and Johnny Storm, whatever the fuck.

00:43:42.140 So like, in the newest one, where they had the black Johnny Storm and the white fucking

00:43:47.200 Sue Storm, that was what, if they were going to make them black, they should have made them

00:43:51.420 both black.

00:43:52.400 Like, say she had been Gabrielle Union, I wouldn't have cared.

00:43:54.500 I still would be like, it'd be better if you had like someone who actually fits the role

00:43:59.200 perfectly.

00:43:59.740 But if you have a better actor, and the only difference is that they're like black, but

00:44:03.720 they fit every other category.

00:44:06.320 It's much worse when they make it a man, a woman, right?

00:44:09.720 Yeah.

00:44:10.120 That's way worse, right?

00:44:11.480 I mean, like, whether they do with Captain Marvel.

00:44:12.800 They've actually done that?

00:44:13.800 Oh, no.

00:44:14.300 Captain Marvel.

00:44:15.200 This.

00:44:15.680 This.

00:44:16.080 Not okay.

00:44:16.700 Not okay.

00:44:18.140 First off, there's like, female warriors in fucking Lord of the Rings were known to

00:44:23.400 have beards, which, okay, I can forgive that.

00:44:25.960 But in the black, it doesn't give me like a goddamn bit of sense.

00:44:28.220 Like, how the fuck would it be a black dwarf?

00:44:30.280 They live underground.

00:44:31.360 Like, why wouldn't they fucking develop melanin?

00:44:33.080 And Jose is actually.

00:44:34.580 Jose is a dwarf, so he knows.

00:44:37.560 Yeah, it's like, no, this, I am not looking forward to this new Lord of the Rings.

00:44:41.560 I am very like.

00:44:42.720 What?

00:44:43.000 Wait, they're making a new Lord of the Rings?

00:44:44.600 Yes.

00:44:44.920 It's like they're doing an Amazon series, and that's a female dwarf.

00:44:47.700 There's a black female dwarf.

00:44:49.640 They put a whole like photo spread recently.

00:44:52.500 A black female dwarf.

00:44:54.220 Dude, they're going to make like a fucking sequel to the Titanic now.

00:44:58.420 Like, they're running out of ideas.

00:45:00.060 Like, it's about Jack after he drowns.

00:45:03.720 I don't remember what time period they're hitting on in it.

00:45:06.340 The ghost of Jack.

00:45:07.500 Lord of the Rings is actually something like Tolkien.

00:45:08.700 It could go along with the ghost of Kiev.

00:45:11.600 The ghost of Kiev.

00:45:12.320 The ghost of Jack.

00:45:13.200 See, I was really disappointed by the whole Titanic movie.

00:45:16.020 It's mostly because Rose at the end, she had the perfect line and never delivered it.

00:45:20.840 When she pushes him off of the piece of wood there, she could have said Jack off.

00:45:24.020 It's pretty good.

00:45:27.180 Good road, Jack.

00:45:29.640 It's corny, but I'm glad I suck around.

00:45:32.440 Wait, we're going to random like weird like movies and TV show talk.

00:45:38.900 But the Witcher TV show, because I'm a huge Witcher fan, I play Witcher 3 all the time.

00:45:43.760 Bro, Witcher 3 is incredible.

00:45:45.380 Dude, I would totally be gay.

00:45:46.660 If I was gay, I'd totally, Cavill would be the dude.

00:45:49.480 Like, he's a fucking such a.

00:45:51.040 He is no homo.

00:45:52.500 That is a handsome dude.

00:45:53.420 And he's cool as fuck.

00:45:54.600 Like, every interviewer, he's like such a dude bro.

00:45:57.560 I just made my fucking dick go inside my body.

00:46:00.620 That was so weird.

00:46:02.040 Oh, y'all.

00:46:03.660 Oh, y'all.

00:46:05.000 You guys all know you have a guy that if you were gay, that'd be a dude.

00:46:08.820 Like, I mean, maybe it's more just I want to hang out with Cavill.

00:46:11.360 He just seems cool as fuck.

00:46:12.980 Yeah, he's super.

00:46:13.520 Yeah, he's definitely your guy, because he's like, he's fucking ripped.

00:46:17.200 He's into comics and video games and like movies and shit.

00:46:20.480 And like, he also is like, he's just pretty, he looks pretty chill.

00:46:23.480 I feel like Apple and.

00:46:24.540 What genre have they not like completely destroyed with movies?

00:46:27.700 Like, I don't think there's too many Spanish-American war movies out there.

00:46:31.440 I can't think of one off the top of my head.

00:46:33.040 Like, they gotta like, it's all like World War II comics, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings.

00:46:37.680 Like, they need to expand and start ruining some other time periods in history, you know?

00:46:42.580 Well, you see, in the Spanish-American war thing, really, the fact is that nobody wants

00:46:46.800 anybody to remember the main.

00:46:49.080 Dude.

00:46:49.680 All right.

00:46:49.940 Back to Cavill.

00:46:51.340 I laughed, Toad.

00:46:52.080 I laughed.

00:46:52.380 No, no, no.

00:46:53.320 No, shut the fuck up, Cole.

00:46:55.280 There was an article.

00:46:56.160 He's based.

00:46:56.500 By the way, there was no mine.

00:46:59.100 Sorry.

00:47:00.320 He's actually a stupid base, too.

00:47:01.900 I remember.

00:47:02.900 It just blew up.

00:47:03.720 It was a natural.

00:47:04.900 I know.

00:47:05.720 Anyway, Cavill fucking, like, a while back, had some work.

00:47:10.600 There also was no.

00:47:13.980 He fucking, uh, he doesn't even, like, basically fuck with men.

00:47:19.700 Like, he's, it's not saying he's gay, but it's because of the fact that, like, all these

00:47:23.000 men are out there doing and shit, and, like, he obviously didn't sustain the terms of me

00:47:27.220 would, but basically he's kind of like, yeah, I don't fuck with these hoes.

00:47:29.360 He's in Hollywood.

00:47:30.060 He just fucks kids, actually.

00:47:31.560 That's all he's really doing.

00:47:33.180 Like, he pays in their blood and rejuvenates his beautiful body.

00:47:36.900 But, I do want to give this.

00:47:38.040 Witcher 3.

00:47:38.720 So, not the Witcher 3, but the Witcher 3, they did have, like, there is, it's all set

00:47:42.700 in, like, fucking Poland and Scandinavia is where it's from.

00:47:45.040 It's, like, Scandinavian, all their type of shit.

00:47:47.420 And then they, they, like, in the show, like, half the characters are black.

00:47:52.440 Like, it doesn't make sense at all.

00:47:54.900 They even took a woman that they were, um, is in the books even talked about, like, the

00:48:01.080 whole point of her is she's a redhead, and they talk about how it's, like, her name's

00:48:04.260 Triss, and she has, like, really red hair, and she's super, like, fair, and they made

00:48:09.180 her, they made her, like, a light-skinned girl.

00:48:11.100 She's a fat maiden.

00:48:12.560 In the first season, like, she was just, like, a light-skinned girl with, like, brown

00:48:17.140 hair, and the second season, they were, like, holy, we gotta give her red hair.

00:48:20.200 So, they just gave this light-skinned girl, like, reddish hair after they just dyed her

00:48:23.620 hair red, like, kind of red.

00:48:25.700 It was just, it really pissed me off.

00:48:27.100 I don't know if anybody else watches The Witcher, but it's a great show, but, like,

00:48:30.520 I didn't even think the show was that good.

00:48:31.960 It was, it's not nearly as good as the game, which is a really gay thing to say, and I

00:48:35.800 just said it, so whatever.

00:48:37.860 By the way, as far as, like, pioneering and new genres of film, has anyone seen Cowboys

00:48:42.460 and Aliens?

00:48:43.560 Yes, I have.

00:48:44.660 Like, I thought that was just a genius idea, because it was mixing two genres together that

00:48:49.100 never had been mixed, so I want to see more.

00:48:53.060 No, you have to watch it, Cole.

00:48:54.260 It's incredible.

00:48:55.080 It's great.

00:48:55.520 It's actually a good movie.

00:48:56.420 It's got Harrison Ford and, what's his name, Daniel Craig, and...

00:49:00.760 I would 100% have sex on that unicorn.

00:49:04.760 100%.

00:49:05.240 Unicorn?

00:49:06.200 You only get it if you played the game.

00:49:07.800 Like, that's a...

00:49:09.780 It's a Witcher 3 reference.

00:49:11.480 It is a Witcher 3 reference.

00:49:13.060 So, like, you sit on the unicorn's horn?

00:49:15.320 Is that what you're talking about?

00:49:16.160 No, you dumbass.

00:49:17.780 They have a stuffed unicorn that they have sex on.

00:49:21.140 That'd be gay, Toad.

00:49:23.120 I have an important question, actually.

00:49:25.600 What is gay?

00:49:26.660 Because if you like butt stuff, many straight men will say, that's gay.

00:49:31.800 But, if it's a woman, is it gay?

00:49:35.120 But, if a man were to use a dildo on your butt, it's not actually a penis.

00:49:40.540 Because you would say, hey, if it's a girl doing it with a dildo, it's not gay, because

00:49:44.540 she's a girl.

00:49:45.300 But, if it's a guy using a dildo, is that not gay?

00:49:48.240 Because he's a man?

00:49:49.260 But, it's not his penis, so is it not gay?

00:49:51.340 Also, you kissed your father before.

00:49:55.320 Was that gay?

00:49:56.460 I don't think that's gay to kiss your dad.

00:49:58.200 But, what if your dad uses a dildo on you?

00:50:00.300 That's pretty gay.

00:50:01.240 I don't know.

00:50:02.160 I'm just saying, like, this is all an evolution.

00:50:05.180 It's very fluid.

00:50:06.000 That's what I mean.

00:50:07.080 I don't think it's gay, like, as long as it's a chick.

00:50:10.100 But, like, it's still, like, it might be suspect.

00:50:12.360 Well, let's just say, like, your wife sticks a finger in your ass.

00:50:16.540 Is that gay?

00:50:17.700 No.

00:50:18.000 What if it's a trans woman?

00:50:19.580 What if it's a trans woman?

00:50:20.680 Not, like, full all the way in, but, like, just around the front.

00:50:23.280 I don't know.

00:50:23.800 No, no, no.

00:50:24.180 At all.

00:50:24.740 She puts a finger.

00:50:25.380 Because, like, if you're, like, no, the finger's not gay, your wife, she's, you know,

00:50:27.900 she'd take them a bottle.

00:50:28.440 Your wife sticks a finger in your ass, doesn't she?

00:50:30.740 Wait, was it gay?

00:50:32.540 Was it gay when they sodomized Gaddafi?

00:50:35.500 Was that gay?

00:50:36.300 If you use a sword, is it gay?

00:50:38.140 Oh, that's true.

00:50:39.860 Cole's like, what happened?

00:50:40.900 I nutted so hard.

00:50:43.800 My dick pumped like a shotgun.

00:50:46.060 It almost requires the pleasure of another man involved for it to be gay.

00:50:51.540 Because it takes conscientiousness.

00:50:53.280 But then it gets weirder, too, because then you have to think about, well, what if Henry

00:50:57.780 Cavill was in a coma and Cole were to go in there and jack his dick off and put it

00:51:02.400 in his own ass?

00:51:03.020 It'd probably still be gay.

00:51:04.560 But Henry Cavill has no intention to do that, so is it gay?

00:51:08.120 I don't know.

00:51:10.040 Or what if he's still doing you, but he's not enjoying it?

00:51:13.940 Does that make it not gay?

00:51:15.480 Cole's hiding his wife's nipples in his ass.

00:51:19.440 Is prison rape gay?

00:51:20.700 If you're raped, is it gay?

00:51:22.340 I mean, you didn't want to.

00:51:23.740 So mutual enjoyment is necessary for it to be gay?

00:51:28.580 Or just one party has to enjoy it?

00:51:30.520 Real quick, when I was new to the show, Cole's wife doesn't have areolas, so.

00:51:34.900 She has nipples, she's not areolas.

00:51:38.780 We need to set the ground rules here.

00:51:41.200 People are saying she hasn't had nipples.

00:51:42.520 That's crazy, Tom.

00:51:43.420 She has nipples.

00:51:44.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:45.080 She's not areolas.

00:51:47.000 Dude, I've seen chicks with no nipples, and that's pretty weird.

00:51:49.860 I feel like Cole doesn't know the difference between areola and a nipple.

00:51:53.140 Yes, I do.

00:51:54.580 Like, but she has nipples.

00:51:55.900 No areolas.

00:51:56.780 She has nipples.

00:51:59.780 But, no, no, no.

00:52:01.360 Clint, I want to dig into this.

00:52:02.900 Because I want to dig into this ass talk.

00:52:07.320 This show is so stupid, I love it.

00:52:09.180 Because I feel like you do need another man.

00:52:14.220 Pop in here, faggot.

00:52:15.140 Yeah, no kidding.

00:52:16.300 Yeah, Tom.

00:52:16.900 Get in here, man.

00:52:18.120 I'm talking about stuff relevant to you.

00:52:21.000 Yeah, you're married, guys.

00:52:22.440 Your wife put a thing in your ass.

00:52:24.360 It's gay when another man is involved.

00:52:26.860 So it is 100% gay.

00:52:27.960 You're a faggot if another man is involved.

00:52:30.560 But it is...

00:52:31.440 Wait, wait, wait.

00:52:32.180 No, real quick.

00:52:32.600 Back up.

00:52:33.040 What if you get raped?

00:52:35.060 Are you a faggot?

00:52:36.260 No, no, no.

00:52:37.540 If you want it and another man is involved.

00:52:39.900 Sorry.

00:52:40.240 If it's consensual.

00:52:41.260 Sorry.

00:52:41.720 What if you're under 8?

00:52:43.060 Oh, never mind.

00:52:43.520 I'm not going to go there.

00:52:43.940 In that case, the act is gay.

00:52:46.500 But if you're the rapey, then you're not...

00:52:49.800 The rapey?

00:52:50.660 So if a man is involved, to what level do they have to be involved?

00:52:54.160 Because let's say there's some dude in the corner jerking off.

00:52:56.840 I don't think it's gay to, like, bang some chick while some dude in the corner jerks off.

00:53:00.240 That's weird.

00:53:00.900 If you touch another man.

00:53:01.480 Or look at him and want him, that's gay.

00:53:05.280 You're being gay, and the action is gay.

00:53:07.240 Now, I think there is some gay, like, leaning if you're just like, I like butt stuff in my butt.

00:53:13.400 That's gay leaning, but if it's done by a woman, it's still not gay.

00:53:16.100 It's just gay adjacent.

00:53:18.000 Okay, so what if it's a trans woman with a dick?

00:53:20.520 Is that gay?

00:53:21.400 No, that's gay.

00:53:22.600 That's gay, man.

00:53:23.120 Oh, that's gay.

00:53:25.120 I think it depends on what you're doing with that chick.

00:53:29.560 Like, if she's doing you in the ass with her dick, then yeah, that's definitely gay.

00:53:33.720 Wait, what if you're doing her in the ass?

00:53:36.060 Oh, god damn it.

00:53:37.100 Is that gay?

00:53:38.140 Because she's still, she's got a dick.

00:53:40.540 Crap.

00:53:43.340 It's less gay, though.

00:53:44.780 Anal sex with trannies that have penises is not gay.

00:53:48.820 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:53:50.000 Is anal sex in general with a dude?

00:53:52.260 What if you are doing the dude?

00:53:54.280 As long as they're convincing, they look female.

00:53:56.540 Wait a minute.

00:53:57.280 Is anal sex with a woman?

00:53:58.740 That dick doesn't look real female to me.

00:54:00.200 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:54:00.720 Wait, wait, wait.

00:54:01.480 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:54:02.600 Is anal sex with a woman gay adjacent?

00:54:04.780 Because you're just like, I want to stick my dick in an ass.

00:54:07.760 No, that's like primal man.

00:54:09.620 That's wanting.

00:54:10.440 We've gone to the point to where like normal vaginal sex is so like, you know, we fuck like crazy

00:54:16.320 in this society, so I'm not even trying to be like trad.

00:54:19.740 So now we've gone to the point now where men used to like stake their claim because they

00:54:23.040 fucked that chick.

00:54:23.920 That's my chick.

00:54:24.600 I fucked her.

00:54:25.440 Now it's like, okay, cool.

00:54:26.780 Yes.

00:54:27.000 So a lot of people fucked her.

00:54:28.140 What's that?

00:54:28.440 What's your point?

00:54:28.980 And now it's like, I fucked her in the ass.

00:54:30.320 Like, okay, that is your chick.

00:54:31.480 You're right.

00:54:31.740 That's the thing.

00:54:33.140 Well, that's the thing.

00:54:33.980 You have to stake your claim to each one of our holes, actually.

00:54:37.060 So that makes sense.

00:54:38.380 Have Brianna Coyle on to talk about this.

00:54:40.540 It's great.

00:54:42.480 It's establishing ownership.

00:54:43.840 Now the homesteading principle has shifted in modern times.

00:54:46.960 It used to be you had to put her dick in her and you own her.

00:54:48.820 Now you can put her ass before you do.

00:54:50.380 Someone hit the super chat.

00:54:51.340 Hit the super chat.

00:54:51.960 It's 10 bucks.

00:54:54.440 He's not going to do it.

00:54:58.080 Wigger?

00:54:58.980 Wigger.

00:54:59.600 Yeah.

00:55:00.580 I read it too quick.

00:55:01.960 I was like, I assumed.

00:55:03.180 I wanted to say Wigger, but no, I gave you the heart of your heart just because I love

00:55:06.040 you.

00:55:07.420 Finally, this whole sex talk, as you're thinking about something I was watching YMH this morning

00:55:12.380 and they mentioned-

00:55:13.420 We know exactly what you're thinking about.

00:55:16.980 On a level of zero to zero being you-

00:55:21.920 I don't know if I-

00:55:23.220 Did I cut out there?

00:55:24.520 Yeah, but I knew what you said.

00:55:25.700 Okay.

00:55:25.980 On a scale of zero to 10, zero being like you just took a shit.

00:55:29.220 It's like five minutes afterwards, so you don't have to shit at all.

00:55:31.660 10 being you are actively shitting your pants.

00:55:33.840 Like it is running down your leg.

00:55:35.280 Like, at what point do you go, no, I don't want to have sex right now?

00:55:40.040 And like, say your girlfriend, wife, whatever, is like, let's have sex.

00:55:43.780 And what, in that scale, where do you go, nah, I can't.

00:55:48.080 I have to go take a shit.

00:55:49.180 First of all, I want to say that Cole's view on this is going to be skewed because shitting

00:55:52.960 gives him a boner.

00:55:53.920 So I think he could do the acts like simultaneously.

00:55:56.460 Like, let's just say-

00:55:58.580 Like, you're passing it up for good, or you're just like, hold on, I'll be right back, or-

00:56:03.000 Yeah, look, I don't want to say that I have to go take a shit.

00:56:04.100 Okay, but there again, that's additional math, because are they going to-

00:56:06.880 Like, if- I mean, I know only a few of us have had these things called relationships here.

00:56:11.340 By that, I mean four out of five.

00:56:14.020 And, uh-

00:56:14.860 And, uh, like, I don't know.

00:56:19.540 If I was like about-

00:56:20.580 If we've been like having foreplay, getting on, getting ready, and then I was like, I'll be back,

00:56:24.800 baby.

00:56:25.140 I got to shit.

00:56:25.880 Like, I'm not going to fuck when I come back.

00:56:29.260 Game's over.

00:56:29.980 Like, the mood is killed.

00:56:31.400 Jose knows that there is-

00:56:32.800 You don't just flip off the shit and come back and fuck.

00:56:34.340 Well, Jose knows, as a married man, such as myself, that there is a window of time that

00:56:39.060 you have to hit, like, whenever, like, the level of horny reaches, like, with women.

00:56:43.880 You have to be like, okay, married women, at least.

00:56:46.020 That you'd be like, I have to hit it within this.

00:56:47.480 If I go outside of this little window, I'm not getting fucked.

00:56:52.240 But that's fine.

00:56:52.840 I mean, whatever.

00:56:53.200 So you, like, you do everything you can, like, whenever that window comes open, you're

00:56:56.140 like, get it in.

00:56:57.580 So, yeah.

00:56:58.300 He does go like, I got a shit.

00:56:59.840 He's just not getting it after that.

00:57:01.320 It's kind of like if you have a lawnmower that, like, when you first got it, it would

00:57:05.000 start up all the time.

00:57:06.280 And then later, it's, like, really hard to get it going.

00:57:09.480 And now you're just beating the shit out of it.

00:57:11.200 It won't ever fuck you.

00:57:11.980 And, like, let's say you get that motherfucker going.

00:57:14.800 You're like, oh, shit.

00:57:15.560 It's fucking running.

00:57:16.500 We're going to do it.

00:57:17.220 And then, like, say your wife or somebody's like, come inside.

00:57:19.500 Let's have dinner.

00:57:20.080 You're like, no.

00:57:20.480 I already got this going.

00:57:21.340 I can't waste this.

00:57:22.440 Like, you know what I mean?

00:57:23.320 Like, if I let go, it's not coming back home.

00:57:24.680 So, Cole, for me, it's going to be pretty high.

00:57:26.720 It's going to be near an eight because I've either got to walk into the truck stop, and

00:57:30.920 I know the lot lizard is going to be gone by the time I get back, or I'm going to be

00:57:34.400 like, hold on, honey, and go to the front seat and grab the McDonald's cup and just try

00:57:38.520 to, like, squeeze it out right there.

00:57:41.200 So, neither of those options are going to work.

00:57:43.740 So, it's pretty high.

00:57:44.080 By the way, to Jose's analogy, sometimes whenever you also, when it gets a little bit older and

00:57:49.020 everything, you got to choke it to get it started, too.

00:57:50.920 So, you got to really get it going.

00:57:52.920 You got to choke it.

00:57:54.020 You got to be really good.

00:57:57.220 Sorry, I was laughing at the super chat.

00:57:58.880 That's funny.

00:57:59.640 It's not even super chat.

00:58:00.660 It was just that good.

00:58:01.620 Sorry.

00:58:03.420 Wait a minute.

00:58:04.220 So, but, I mean, like, a bumpkin is a thing, right?

00:58:07.400 So, I think it just depends on the preference of the individuals, right?

00:58:11.420 Bumpkin.

00:58:11.820 Are you uncultured swine?

00:58:13.420 This is the thing.

00:58:14.320 I'll set the ground rules.

00:58:16.340 You are saying no to sex to go take a shit.

00:58:20.540 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:21.060 Like, you're not getting it.

00:58:22.560 You're not getting it while you're on the shit.

00:58:24.320 Oh, okay.

00:58:24.720 I really feel like he's going, like, I have to shit.

00:58:27.060 I have to go.

00:58:28.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:28.600 I misunderstood the problem.

00:58:30.540 I feel like, really, even if he's whore, you're not going to be like, I'm going to go

00:58:33.240 take a dump and come back and she's going to be into it.

00:58:34.960 Unless you're, like, paying for it.

00:58:36.140 Like, that's not happening.

00:58:37.560 You know?

00:58:37.860 Well, I think it would depend.

00:58:38.980 We'll see.

00:58:39.460 Like I said, this is where it comes down to what I said before.

00:58:41.420 I'm speaking from experience, Toad.

00:58:43.400 This is where it comes down to what I said before.

00:58:46.120 Where Cole actually, like, gets aroused when he's closer to having to take a shit.

00:58:50.080 Whereas for me, it's like.

00:58:50.880 That's not how it works.

00:58:52.520 Yeah.

00:58:52.840 For me, it's kind of the opposite.

00:58:55.060 So, I don't know.

00:58:55.660 He's not going to shit on his wife and get laid anytime, you know, soon.

00:58:58.320 So, like.

00:58:59.220 Well, so I have, like, excellent control where I could, like, hold that thing in for, like,

00:59:03.960 quite a while, right?

00:59:04.900 So, like, I could just do it.

00:59:06.940 Like, if I was.

00:59:07.360 I love how Toad's bragging about not shitting his pants.

00:59:09.880 If I was very close to the score.

00:59:11.260 Yeah, most of us could not shit our pants.

00:59:12.940 It doesn't matter.

00:59:14.140 The scale still doesn't.

00:59:15.280 It's still 10 is shitting your pants.

00:59:16.840 It doesn't matter how long you can take until you go to 10.

00:59:18.740 Everyone's had bad bubblegums.

00:59:20.040 How many people here, aside from myself, have done longer than a 10-mile hike, though?

00:59:24.880 Because you don't really know, like, holding your shit until you've done a long hike in the

00:59:29.260 woods and you don't have toilet paper and you just, like, can't wait to get to an outhouse.

00:59:33.980 I've shit outside.

00:59:35.740 It's not fucking cool.

00:59:37.620 Oh, I've shit outside a lot.

00:59:39.160 But if you're prepared for it, it's one thing.

00:59:41.420 If you're, like, out there in the winter and there's no leaves on the trees, then you're

00:59:44.980 fucked, though.

00:59:45.820 But it's one thing you can pick up by looking at Reed.

00:59:48.380 I guarantee this guy shits a lot in the woods.

00:59:52.960 Dude, it was the worst.

00:59:54.160 I was in Albuquerque.

00:59:55.560 Or, no, not Albuquerque.

00:59:57.180 Roswell.

00:59:58.020 And they were reconstructing the truck stop.

01:00:00.680 You shits are floating off.

01:00:01.960 So they had it closed.

01:00:02.880 They had it closed from, like, 10 at night until 4 in the morning.

01:00:06.520 And I woke up and I had to take a shit.

01:00:08.280 And there was just, like, nowhere to go.

01:00:10.640 So I just had to go into this, like, super dark corner of the parking lot and just dig

01:00:15.460 a hole and take a shit.

01:00:16.580 That was, like, one of the most...

01:00:18.800 You had time to dig a hole?

01:00:21.160 I'll give my...

01:00:22.120 It was bad.

01:00:22.540 I'll give my number on the scale.

01:00:24.440 Mine is probably around a 6.

01:00:25.860 And how I...

01:00:26.860 What I put that as...

01:00:27.720 I don't believe you.

01:00:28.920 I think you're lying already.

01:00:30.280 No, no, no, no.

01:00:30.880 I don't either.

01:00:31.200 And I'll say it.

01:00:32.100 Because a 5, to me, is whenever, like, 30 minutes after you had your morning coffee.

01:00:37.960 Because everybody knows you have your morning coffee.

01:00:39.340 And then, like, an hour later, you need a shit.

01:00:41.460 So, like, 30 minutes after you...

01:00:42.420 No, I don't, actually.

01:00:43.780 Toad, shut the fuck up.

01:00:44.780 By the way, David Brady's right.

01:00:48.140 I was getting probed in Roswell by the aliens.

01:00:51.440 That's true.

01:00:51.840 And that was what was actually going on, so...

01:00:53.760 By the way, a 6 would be...

01:00:54.420 That wasn't an alien read.

01:00:55.680 A 6 would be, like, an hour...

01:00:57.260 It was an illegal alien, all right?

01:00:59.280 That's the same thing.

01:01:00.820 A 6 would be, like, an hour after eating Taco Bell.

01:01:03.960 Like, you're, like, you got the farts.

01:01:06.620 The gas is there.

01:01:07.820 Your stomach's rumbling.

01:01:09.300 Like, and you're, like...

01:01:10.380 And she comes up and she's, like, want to fuck?

01:01:12.080 And you're, like, oh, God.

01:01:14.000 Like, it's coming, but maybe, like, around that area is where I'll just be, like, nah.

01:01:19.660 Like, I'll make an excuse.

01:01:20.660 I can't.

01:01:20.980 All right.

01:01:21.180 What is 7?

01:01:22.240 Well, see...

01:01:23.600 So, I would say 8 is, like, prairie dogging.

01:01:27.180 9 is, like, it's, like, halfway fucking out.

01:01:29.620 10 is you shit your pants.

01:01:31.180 So, 7 would be, like...

01:01:32.900 It's, like, whenever you're, like, you're still holding it in.

01:01:38.280 So, like, you still have it in there.

01:01:39.880 You're such a liar.

01:01:40.760 You would totally do it at an 8 because you'd be, like,

01:01:44.000 this is just, like, I'm getting my ass fingered.

01:01:45.840 No!

01:01:46.580 No, no, no, no, no.

01:01:46.980 But wait.

01:01:47.820 Jose said this, and I was, like, I'm not going to be laying pipe

01:01:50.660 while Dookie is smooshing between my ass cheeks.

01:01:53.300 Like, that's not happening.

01:01:54.540 Yeah, that's economical.

01:01:55.920 Like, yeah, you may get that lay in, you know,

01:01:59.580 but just from a further, like, you know, time preference type thing,

01:02:02.900 yeah, you sacrifice...

01:02:03.540 The other thing aside from hiking that you definitely test yourself

01:02:08.440 with holding it in is driving.

01:02:10.420 So, what's the closest anyone's come driving?

01:02:12.700 I've come very close.

01:02:13.800 Yes, very close.

01:02:14.780 Yeah, it's really close.

01:02:15.380 The closest I ever came, it almost got bad.

01:02:18.260 It was in December in New Hampshire,

01:02:20.700 and I finally got to a truck stop, and I got out,

01:02:23.360 and I was headed to the bathroom, and there was this patch of black ice,

01:02:27.560 and I'm prairie dogging, and I slipped on the ice.

01:02:30.900 I was like...

01:02:31.700 And I got up, and I was like, there's no way that that stayed in,

01:02:35.700 and then I got into the stall, and it somehow did.

01:02:37.580 I was like, oh, my God.

01:02:38.240 Oh, that's because when you fell on the ice,

01:02:40.100 you fell on your ass, and it pushed it back up.

01:02:41.700 It just pushed it back up.

01:02:43.420 And this is why I love Reed, because his sphincter control is top notch.

01:02:48.600 So, here's the most feminine...

01:02:50.560 Why I have surgery.

01:02:51.120 This is the most feminine thing about me.

01:02:53.020 I have to feel sexy to be in the mood to have sex.

01:02:56.240 I have to.

01:02:57.260 That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

01:02:59.000 It is.

01:02:59.560 It is.

01:03:00.000 Super gay.

01:03:00.560 We just found what defines gay.

01:03:02.640 Yeah, no, I'm super gay.

01:03:04.080 Do you have to feel sexy to have sex?

01:03:05.960 If I have to shit, I have no interest in having sex,

01:03:09.520 because I'm like, I feel like a disgusting, about-to-shit human being.

01:03:14.980 And so, I need to have done it a while ago.

01:03:18.340 Like, a while ago.

01:03:19.200 I don't even want to think about the fact that I'm the type of person that could do that.

01:03:22.160 He has to have already used a bidet to feel clean enough.

01:03:25.520 I will shower after shitting sometimes.

01:03:28.400 Yes, I will.

01:03:28.800 I always do.

01:03:30.820 Welcome to the mindset of someone reaching his elder years,

01:03:33.760 lowering testosterone with a young girlfriend that has a way higher sex drive than him.

01:03:37.860 You're 100% correct.

01:03:39.520 That is absolutely true.

01:03:41.160 It has gone inverse with my age.

01:03:44.680 So, like, when I was 17, 18, like, yeah, bro.

01:03:48.280 If I was literally shitting my pants, I would have been like, okay, let's go.

01:03:53.280 You're shitting your pants.

01:03:54.400 You're like, my dick's hard.

01:03:55.420 Come on.

01:03:57.340 I'm not even exaggerating.

01:03:58.980 Like, if I was 17 and I was about to get laid, I would have been like, I am going to shit my pants.

01:04:03.820 Are you cool with this?

01:04:04.740 It's like, I'm not exaggerating.

01:04:06.620 I shit my pants at least, like, 12 times while I was having sex.

01:04:10.120 That was actually how Clint did.

01:04:11.820 It's funny, like, you might think I'm making fun of Clint.

01:04:14.380 I mean, sort of a little bit.

01:04:15.580 But also, I'm a little bit jealous because I wish I was at a point where the supply exceeded my demand.

01:04:21.200 I was going to say, that's actually how Clint weeded them out and found the dirtiest hose, basically.

01:04:27.780 Like, are you down with this?

01:04:29.000 All right.

01:04:29.280 By the way, that was something else that, like, I had an epiphany on this last week was the supply and demand of pussy in the world and what it does to, like, men.

01:04:38.440 Because I feel like if you have a low supply of women, like, which is basically, like, China and all this shit, like, it makes men more simpy and more, like, degenerate.

01:04:50.120 Because they have to do everything they can to get the low amount of women.

01:04:52.600 If there's a higher amount of women, which is, like, actually in Russia, there is a significantly more amount of women than men in Russia, all, like, the men are way more based.

01:05:03.920 What actually is why China and Saudi Arabia suck so much?

01:05:07.120 Yes, that's what I'm saying.

01:05:07.920 Because the global homos are killing the women to make the men more subservient.

01:05:13.560 Dude, if the supply is low enough, you'll go for goats.

01:05:16.580 That's what Saudi Arabia has shown us.

01:05:18.080 I think what it actually is, is I think it is the government just causing de-civilization, essentially.

01:05:27.440 The Hoppian argument.

01:05:28.640 Oh, my God.

01:05:29.380 But that is what's happening.

01:05:30.520 It's causing men to be less masculine.

01:05:33.080 So the most masculine men get all of the supply of pussy.

01:05:36.720 I don't think it's masculine to want to fuck when you have to take a shit, to be honest.

01:05:41.140 I don't think that's, like, masculine.

01:05:42.640 We need to get some Russians on here and ask them this question, and then we'll have, you know, a scientific answer to this.

01:05:49.600 That's right.

01:05:49.940 When you put women in place and show them that a goat can literally replace you, they start to get in line real quick, and the men turn out to be real based.

01:05:57.320 Well, I don't know what you, bitch.

01:05:58.960 I got fucking...

01:05:59.940 Wait, I'm not sure I wouldn't say the men in Saudi Arabia are based.

01:06:04.200 Like, they are really based.

01:06:05.440 They're kind of like, wow, Jesus, but it is based.

01:06:08.340 Like, you can't lie, you know?

01:06:09.460 They're like Jihadi based.

01:06:10.780 Yeah, they just, like, threw that guy off a roof.

01:06:13.200 It's like, wow, like, that's conviction.

01:06:15.000 I don't agree with it, but base.

01:06:17.560 So from what I all based this off of was a friend of mine changed his tender to Russia, and he was, like, talking to Russian women.

01:06:25.820 And like I said, there's way more women in Russia than men.

01:06:28.800 Like, it's, like, fucking, like, wait, it's, like, 52 to 48%.

01:06:33.060 Like, it's, like, it's very, like, instead of the sound, like, but that's, like...

01:06:36.520 So it's not as offset as China is with men.

01:06:38.900 Yeah, sure, yeah, but it's enough to where, like, he was saying, like, the women on there he was talking to were, like, yeah, we're 24, and we're seen as old by the men in our society.

01:06:48.660 And, like, old and worn out.

01:06:49.640 Holy shit, I'm moving to Russia right now.

01:06:50.700 It was, like, the 24, 25 are seen as old and worn out because they're not married yet.

01:06:56.020 And it was, like, because, like, the men have, like, way more supply.

01:06:58.780 They can have, like, just go out there and pick one.

01:07:00.460 And so, like, we're base jumping.

01:07:02.920 Base jumping.

01:07:07.000 It's a fire joke.

01:07:08.580 I mean, the punctuation fucked up.

01:07:09.900 And also, also, by the way, because their supply is so high, that means they have to be better also.

01:07:15.600 So they have to be, like, more, like, willing to cook and clean and do all that kind of shit.

01:07:20.120 That's right.

01:07:20.400 Because, like, they have to attract a mate.

01:07:22.200 They don't just have, the men aren't coming to them.

01:07:24.140 They have to put that.

01:07:25.080 So it's way better.

01:07:25.700 For any American man that can't get laid, like, all you have to do is get a little bit of money and then go to Asia or any of these countries where it's like that.

01:07:34.680 And you can just fucking, like, they'll just throw themselves at you because you're, like, a meal ticket.

01:07:39.660 So that's why.

01:07:40.600 Many of them have dicks, though.

01:07:44.820 That's why Ryan really left.

01:07:46.520 Like, he says, like, oh, yeah, I didn't want to pay taxes for the Iraq war.

01:07:50.040 But it's really, he just needed those Asian women.

01:07:52.080 When you're 5'6", like he is, and you need to go someplace to throw off the height differential, you know?

01:07:59.080 I think the biggest tragedy of the Russian-Ukraine war is that Ukrainian women are so, so, so hot that it's like, that is the war crime.

01:08:07.500 Like, leave them alone.

01:08:08.880 Or is he trying to turn them into refugees and ship them to us?

01:08:12.840 I was going to say, yeah, it's actually awesome because, yeah, that's what's going to happen.

01:08:16.240 By the way, I want to, we want to at least get to this at some point.

01:08:23.300 I want myself an Aesop woman.

01:08:25.080 That would be, that would be hard.

01:08:26.740 That would be, that would be definitionally based.

01:08:31.460 Oh, Louis J. Gomez put out the thing asking for podcasts to come to Skank Fest Las Vegas.

01:08:39.560 Go, go, go, go, grifting!

01:08:40.460 So, we were talking beforehand, and we're thinking, well, because we, I mean, right now, actually, I do believe we still have the most likes and retweets out of any, I want to say that we still have the most.

01:08:55.260 Like, I think we just.

01:08:55.940 So, we are objectively better than all the other podcasts.

01:08:58.000 Yes, I know we beat out.

01:09:00.020 That's because we all posted.

01:09:01.340 Yeah, well, we beat out Comptown.

01:09:03.360 We beat out all the other.

01:09:05.160 What?

01:09:05.900 Yes, I swear to God.

01:09:07.580 I beat out Comptown a lot, so.

01:09:09.940 There was power in numbers.

01:09:11.460 You don't have to be as good.

01:09:13.380 If we're going to need something big to pull out, and we're thinking tower.

01:09:17.940 So.

01:09:18.660 Yeah.

01:09:19.840 Bringing back the tower just as one time.

01:09:21.920 So, around the horn, we've got to think of a tower to start on the show right now, live, that we'll put on and get Louis to see if we can go to Skank Fest Las Vegas, which would be fucking wild.

01:09:35.120 Which is not going to happen.

01:09:36.040 I'm just going to put that out there.

01:09:37.120 I think Jose already told that to me.

01:09:38.260 He was like, this isn't going to happen.

01:09:39.560 This is never going to happen.

01:09:40.640 He's not going to see you.

01:09:41.500 He doesn't give a fuck.

01:09:42.220 He doesn't even go on Clint's show.

01:09:43.440 He ghosts him all the time.

01:09:45.420 I'm just going to say, by the way, this is how detached we are from the concept of towering at this point.

01:09:49.660 But nobody had even thought of towering, so I'm like, we should tower.

01:09:52.360 That's true.

01:09:53.080 We were like, oh, yeah, that would be a great idea.

01:09:55.800 Honestly, I think I know Louis well enough from being a long-time fan that doing something like Gomez is God or something like that and just totally appealing to his ego is probably the smart play.

01:10:08.120 If you want to go the humorous route, I'll allow the rest of the panel to throw ideas out there.

01:10:12.360 I don't really have a good one for this, honestly.

01:10:14.580 I really don't.

01:10:15.360 I can't think of something.

01:10:15.760 Real-ass tower.

01:10:18.720 That's a good one.

01:10:19.440 Yeah, I like that.

01:10:20.360 A little long.

01:10:21.120 A little long.

01:10:22.500 It's a little bit long.

01:10:23.580 We might have enough people, maybe.

01:10:25.040 Bring on the gays.

01:10:26.840 No, we're not going to do bring on the gays.

01:10:30.780 That's actually not a bad idea.

01:10:33.500 That's what I said.

01:10:34.920 Bring on the fags.

01:10:35.920 Bring on the fags would be way better.

01:10:37.640 Like, he would – or, I mean –

01:10:40.220 Just go hard, but, like, do, like, nigger faggots as well.

01:10:43.260 No, that would be new.

01:10:44.440 They do the end ones now.

01:10:46.240 Like, we're, like –

01:10:47.320 Yeah, they get that.

01:10:48.120 They get that.

01:10:48.480 Yeah, they've gotten wise to the end towers.

01:10:51.560 But I think something with, like, either – either, like you said, Clint, praising him, like, stroking his ego.

01:10:57.420 You got to stroke his balls a little bit.

01:10:58.480 Something with real ass or real ass doggy.

01:11:02.040 That would be a great one.

01:11:02.720 Real ass doggy.

01:11:03.300 Real ass faggots.

01:11:03.900 Well, real ass tower does kind of all of it at once, right?

01:11:07.460 It strokes his ego and it puts our name in it, so.

01:11:10.660 That's the only – you got to think of some of those throw our name in there.

01:11:14.320 Or we can tower, like, we're fronting because he also likes to be challenged.

01:11:18.400 So it would be, like, don't be scared, homie, is the tower.

01:11:21.340 Like, that would be kind of good.

01:11:22.560 That would be a long one.

01:11:23.580 That's a long one.

01:11:24.540 Funnier than Dave.

01:11:25.520 That's pretty good.

01:11:26.820 Yeah.

01:11:27.140 You know what?

01:11:29.600 That's actually pretty genius because they like to dog on Dave a little bit.

01:11:34.240 So that would be a funny one.

01:11:35.620 I don't know.

01:11:35.900 No, they dog on Lewis.

01:11:37.640 They dog on all of them, really.

01:11:39.880 Well, they dog on Lewis for not being funny, basically, because he's the one that has probably the least successful comedy career.

01:11:48.480 Fuck.

01:11:50.120 You can say he's the least funny.

01:11:52.700 Real ass doggy.

01:11:54.440 That's not bad.

01:11:55.580 That's not bad.

01:11:56.120 That's not bad.

01:11:56.620 That's not bad.

01:11:56.740 Mandalay-based.

01:12:00.280 I don't even get it.

01:12:01.880 Oh, my gosh.

01:12:02.660 Is it Mandalay Bay?

01:12:04.680 Mandalay Bay is where the Vegas shooting happened.

01:12:07.300 Oh, I'm done.

01:12:08.420 Okay.

01:12:09.660 I don't think he'd get it either.

01:12:11.140 He's not the – I mean, he's street smart, I guess.

01:12:14.840 I didn't know that that's where the venue was.

01:12:16.960 Jesus Christ.

01:12:19.760 I think Real S – I don't know.

01:12:21.940 Real S Tower sounds pretty fun, just to put on there.

01:12:24.020 Is Lewis the – I think, honestly, if we say, like, we'll suck your dick or something in a tower would be kind of cool.

01:12:33.580 Gun and butt or gun and ass.

01:12:36.740 Oh, fuck.

01:12:37.520 Yeah, because originally I was just going to say, like, get towered or something like that.

01:12:43.300 2K.

01:12:44.080 Like 2K Kings or something that references his bet with the NBA 2K.

01:12:49.200 Yeah, I tried to reference that, and then Jose thought I was retarded because Jose was – by the way, Jose put out there that he thinks he can already beat Lewis at 2K.

01:12:57.840 Oh, I don't genuinely believe that.

01:12:59.160 I was just fucking with him.

01:13:00.240 Oh, okay.

01:13:01.140 Yeah, I was nagging him.

01:13:02.480 Like, I mean, don't get me wrong.

01:13:03.540 Like, I actually do think he's probably pretty bad at it, but I'm also, like, never played.

01:13:07.180 He's gotten a lot better.

01:13:07.480 So, like, I totally agree with Lewis.

01:13:08.700 I've played a lot, so –

01:13:09.900 Choose the homos.

01:13:10.980 That's not gay poop sex.

01:13:16.180 A lot of these are funny, man.

01:13:19.060 Is Lewis the total legion of skinks?

01:13:20.860 No.

01:13:21.460 No, he's not.

01:13:22.160 No, he's not.

01:13:22.840 No, he actually has some good jokes.

01:13:25.300 No.

01:13:31.080 2K Baby Boy is kind of cool because he always says Baby Boy.

01:13:35.360 Oh, that's – oh, God.

01:13:37.780 Or Based Baby Boys.

01:13:40.560 Based Baby Boys.

01:13:41.760 It's so gay sounding, but it's kind of perfect.

01:13:46.920 I think it has to have some tower reference in it, though.

01:13:49.900 Or we can just be direct.

01:13:51.440 Like, bring us on, Baby Boy.

01:13:53.420 Like, B-O-I.

01:13:54.660 I think that would be very to the point.

01:13:57.320 I still think going for his ego is the way, honestly.

01:14:00.540 Yeah, that really is.

01:14:01.420 Because if we don't come hat in hand, you know, it ain't going to happen.

01:14:05.620 It's probably not going to happen anyways, but I think that's the way.

01:14:08.320 All right.

01:14:08.700 Well, we've got to decide here.

01:14:10.020 We've got Real Ass Doggy would be appealing to the ego.

01:14:13.620 What did you say again, Clint?

01:14:16.240 We'll suck your dick.

01:14:16.840 I don't remember.

01:14:17.320 Yeah, that's definitely very direct.

01:14:23.800 And Real Ass Tower was another one.

01:14:26.680 And bring on the gays or something.

01:14:29.640 And Real Ass Tower would play the ego a little bit.

01:14:32.000 I wish I could remember what Clint said.

01:14:33.420 That might be the thing.

01:14:34.000 He said, bring us on, Baby Boy.

01:14:36.900 That's very long.

01:14:38.620 That wasn't the first one.

01:14:39.820 No, he said, we'll suck your dick.

01:14:42.000 That's what it was, right?

01:14:43.000 No, no.

01:14:43.460 It was before we started all this.

01:14:44.740 I don't know.

01:14:45.080 We'll figure it out after the show.

01:14:46.200 Anyways, next time.

01:14:47.380 Podcast War.

01:14:48.240 Podcast War would be really funny.

01:14:50.760 That's a challenge, too.

01:14:51.840 But I don't think we'd.

01:14:52.700 Honestly, I don't think you want to challenge him in this moment.

01:14:55.120 That's my honest opinion.

01:14:56.400 Oh, I thought we were going to start the tower now during the show.

01:14:59.320 And then people that are running.

01:14:59.820 That would be way too hard to arrange.

01:15:01.500 But, I mean, you can try.

01:15:02.660 I mean, it's mean.

01:15:03.960 Well, what do you mean not really?

01:15:05.960 It'd be so hard.

01:15:07.900 We're not in the group chat.

01:15:09.180 We can barely get them going when we're in the group chat.

01:15:11.560 It definitely has to be real ass, the first.

01:15:15.940 I think real ass has to be the first, like, two words.

01:15:19.100 So we can get that out there real quick.

01:15:20.880 Real ass tower might actually be the best one.

01:15:23.100 Yeah, I think it's fine.

01:15:23.880 Yeah.

01:15:24.620 Yeah.

01:15:25.120 You're welcome.

01:15:25.780 All right.

01:15:25.920 That's short, succinct.

01:15:27.940 I'll fucking start it right now.

01:15:30.440 And then I'll do it.

01:15:31.660 All right.

01:15:31.960 I'm sitting there.

01:15:32.540 All right.

01:15:32.560 Well, I guess we're at a good point.

01:15:34.240 No, no.

01:15:34.540 Why that?

01:15:34.900 No.

01:15:35.340 Toad.

01:15:35.740 Toad.

01:15:36.020 Bring up that Biden video, because it's just really funny.

01:15:39.660 We do need to riff on that.

01:15:41.700 And we'll still do the tower.

01:15:42.920 Yeah.

01:15:43.160 All right.

01:15:43.700 Let's do this.

01:15:46.020 I barely saw this, because it came out.

01:15:48.860 This was tweeted out, like, right before the show started.

01:15:54.000 So.

01:15:54.680 Can we establish a new civil rights, a new civil rights cause of action for those whose intimate

01:16:01.380 images were shared on the public screen?

01:16:04.420 How many times have you heard, I bet everybody knows somebody somewhere along the line, that

01:16:10.080 in an intimate relationship, what happened was, the guy takes the revealing picture of

01:16:15.740 his naked friend in a compromising position, and then, literally, in a sense, blackmailed

01:16:22.480 them, or mortified them, sends it out, put it online, giving survivors real resources

01:16:29.460 against abuse.

01:16:30.620 See, you guys are already fucking the tower up.

01:16:32.640 Jesus Christ.

01:16:33.380 What are you talking about?

01:16:34.080 I fixed it.

01:16:36.660 So we established a new civil rights.

01:16:38.520 Turn it up a little, Toad.

01:16:40.120 What did he say?

01:16:40.820 He said, everybody has a friend who's posted pictures of you online.

01:16:45.920 Pictures of your naked friend.

01:16:47.580 Yeah.

01:16:48.400 He's basically talking about, like, everybody has had blackmailed their friend with naked

01:16:52.900 pictures of them.

01:16:53.740 Uh, that's basically what he said.

01:16:56.200 I just wish I had a father that looked out for me the way Joe does Hunter.

01:16:59.980 I mean, that's clearly what this is about, so.

01:17:02.580 This is why we're all so cool here, because we all know every one of us has pictures of

01:17:06.800 each other's buttholes, so we can turn on each other real quick.

01:17:09.380 Well, it was actually-

01:17:10.260 Mutual shared destruction is a thing in this group.

01:17:12.600 This is why, when you-

01:17:14.320 I don't even like any of these guys.

01:17:17.460 It's probably when you inter-tower to get a show dong, because we were just like, this

01:17:20.480 is just blackmail.

01:17:21.300 So, like, whenever you ever cross us, we'll just put your dick out there.

01:17:25.060 I mean, unless you just don't care.

01:17:26.420 I mean, unless you're-

01:17:27.020 I think it's about time that we all acknowledge that the only reason this show exists is because

01:17:31.160 Toad has been blackmailing the four of us for the past year.

01:17:34.920 Toad has some major shit above, like, he actually has us all fucking each other, and he's like,

01:17:40.180 you know, he just jerks off to it.

01:17:42.620 That's all he does with it.

01:17:43.720 But at some point, it'll bring him no more pleasure, and at that point, we're fucked.

01:17:48.060 Yeah, when I get tired of Lemon Party, I like to switch it to the same thing, but you guys.

01:17:52.480 I get tired of Lemon Party.

01:17:53.960 By the way, I want to say real quick,

01:17:56.740 every single one of you, except for maybe Clint, because he actually has a reputable

01:17:59.340 following, and that would be weird.

01:18:00.840 You need to make sure to like and retweet every single fucking letter from this thing

01:18:03.980 from the bottom up.

01:18:06.220 Jesus.

01:18:07.020 Hey, I've got important people following me that I need to worry about, too.

01:18:10.100 Yeah, you got fucking, or what's his face, Peter Schiff, like, why the fuck are all these

01:18:14.400 letters in my feed?

01:18:16.160 By the way, I don't know why the audio on that Biden video wasn't, like, it was up all

01:18:21.080 the way on my computer, so I have no idea.

01:18:23.760 But the thing that I thought was funny about that video is he said, like,

01:18:26.740 all of you guys out there, you've all taken a nude photo of one of your friends out there.

01:18:32.820 You got a nude photo of your friends.

01:18:33.980 You know that they do weird-ass shit.

01:18:36.060 Like, he's probably, I mean...

01:18:37.180 I have nude photos of Toad, but to be honest, he leaves the most embarrassing part uncovered,

01:18:41.980 so...

01:18:43.520 It was like a Toad joke.

01:18:47.180 Well, what we've seen now is just how fucking senile this old man is, that he's just like,

01:18:53.060 he literally just goes up there and just says whatever's on his mind, and it's like, and

01:18:56.780 he's just going back through his time of, you know, all these weird parties and sex cults

01:19:02.820 he's been a part of to get to where he's at, and he's just like, yeah, we were like all

01:19:06.000 taking pictures of each other, like fucking kids and shit, and like, he didn't say that,

01:19:10.140 but he remembers the pictures being taken of him and him doing the picture take.

01:19:13.580 He's thinking of Epstein's Island.

01:19:15.820 He's thinking of Epstein's Island with the blackmail, and like, Glenn's there taking pictures

01:19:20.300 of him, and he's like, hi!

01:19:21.680 You know, isn't this normal?

01:19:23.140 And also, he got so far into the establishment, he's the one taking pictures too.

01:19:26.440 He even said, he's like, you take pictures of your friends, and like, he's the one.

01:19:30.360 He has them too as blackmail.

01:19:31.940 Like, they all have blackmailing each other, and it's like, but he just like lets it slip,

01:19:35.560 but it just sounds like...

01:19:36.900 I hate to take this a serious route, but it's so galling to hear the guy who's presided

01:19:41.520 over much of the surveillance state talk about this at all.

01:19:45.740 Like, the fact that, like, all of our dick pics, all of it, is in the cloud, which basically

01:19:50.440 means that the government has it, and it's like, oh, yeah, let's talk about making this

01:19:54.820 illegal, or whatever the fuck his bill is.

01:19:56.800 It's just...

01:19:57.100 I kind of like the fact that the government is eating in my dick, to be honest.

01:20:01.300 Is he making, like, revenge porn illegal or something like that?

01:20:04.160 I think that's what it was.

01:20:05.420 I don't know.

01:20:05.820 Yeah, it's well over halfway done with this tower, by the way, now.

01:20:09.400 It's very hard to tell what, yeah, this bill is, or whatever, or executive order.

01:20:13.520 I don't even know what it is.

01:20:14.280 It's very hard to tell what he's even talking about, ever.

01:20:16.640 I do want to say, though, too, it's kind of cool how when you get to be so mentally fucked

01:20:23.400 that you start to sound drunk periodically, because, like, I don't think he's actually drinking,

01:20:27.540 but he slurs when he talks now.

01:20:29.280 He forgets things.

01:20:30.380 He's like Pelosi, but I think Pelosi's actually drunk.

01:20:33.100 I don't know.

01:20:33.480 That's actually a good question.

01:20:35.140 Is Pelosi drunk?

01:20:36.320 Pelosi's wine drunk all the time, 100%.

01:20:38.100 Yeah, I suppose so.

01:20:39.300 She's actually, like, decimated wine drunk, usually, every night.

01:20:43.980 But, like, I can't imagine what Biden's like, because they definitely drink.

01:20:48.020 I mean, I feel like, I mean, unless by now, they cut him off.

01:20:51.260 I don't think you can drink once you're two strokes deep.

01:20:53.280 I don't think you can drink anymore.

01:20:54.480 Maybe they have cut him off, because I can't imagine what he would be like, or the things

01:20:58.580 he would say.

01:20:59.860 Like, imagine, okay, for one night, would you not be like, okay, let's go get, if you had

01:21:04.980 the chance, would you take out Biden drinking and be like, okay, let's just pump some drinks

01:21:09.000 into this guy.

01:21:09.700 Oh, I'd take him out, all right.

01:21:13.720 Yeah, no, of course, I would love to take him out drinking.

01:21:15.920 It would be incredible.

01:21:17.180 That dude would say so much racist shit.

01:21:19.060 Like, he would be an incredible Tower Gang guest, honest to God.

01:21:22.840 But he would also be just like, you would just hear the most insane shit.

01:21:27.280 He was just like.

01:21:28.420 By the way, every president, except for Barack Obama of the 21st century, would be a great

01:21:33.480 Tower Gang guest.

01:21:34.980 I agree.

01:21:35.660 Yeah, for sure.

01:21:37.060 Oh, George Bush would be the best.

01:21:40.280 I'm not lying.

01:21:41.000 I love Trump.

01:21:42.440 Trump would be great.

01:21:43.120 But I think George Bush is very underrated on how just, like, crazy it would go.

01:21:47.140 Like, he would be so funny.

01:21:48.380 Bro, I think you're wrong.

01:21:48.520 I think that Joe Biden would be the best guest.

01:21:51.160 And I'm going to stand by that.

01:21:52.540 Because he would say things that, like, you know how we joke about racism?

01:21:57.320 We'd have to have him, like, uncoached without a teleprompter, without anyone else in his

01:22:01.100 room with him, just us.

01:22:02.580 Dude, I'm so Joe.

01:22:03.840 He would hit us with that 1970s, Joe.

01:22:05.880 He would hit us with that 1940s racism where it's like, no, no, they are less than us.

01:22:11.280 You know, like that.

01:22:12.960 Dude, I'm so used to Biden's racist comments that I thought when he said blackmail in that clip,

01:22:17.280 he was talking about a black guy.

01:22:19.040 He would also, he would just, he would just be like, they're honestly a different species.

01:22:23.260 Like, they're not even the same.

01:22:25.300 Have you read the science?

01:22:26.580 I mean, that whole corn pop thing where he's telling everyone, like, I got in the pool with

01:22:33.140 black kids.

01:22:33.860 It's because he's, like, bragging to everyone.

01:22:36.100 Look at how progressive I am.

01:22:37.500 I got in the water with those people, you know, that's kind of, he called them roaches,

01:22:42.720 actually.

01:22:43.300 I would love to hear him tell, he did.

01:22:45.180 I would love to hear him tell the unedited.

01:22:47.080 How we're done.

01:22:48.280 Just, just talking to the, like, his KKK rally friends about the story where he fought those

01:22:53.780 dudes at the pool.

01:22:54.900 I don't know if you remember, but he's like, they brought chains and knives.

01:22:57.240 Oh, yeah.

01:22:57.660 No, no.

01:22:58.160 He brought the chain.

01:22:59.420 He got it from the lifeguard guy.

01:23:01.480 Okay.

01:23:02.560 None of it happened.

01:23:03.580 I need to hear the story.

01:23:04.520 Bill Wright-Mouse.

01:23:05.320 Remember Bill Wright-Mouse?

01:23:06.400 He had the chain.

01:23:07.980 Wait, Cole, how have you not heard that?

01:23:09.400 And it starts with him talking about the kids rubbing his legs in the pool.

01:23:12.560 I remember that part where he was talking about, no, he was talking about because he

01:23:14.940 said my hair would stand up.

01:23:16.660 The black kids had switchblades, and so he went and saw the pool keeper and said, how

01:23:22.260 am I going to fight these kids?

01:23:23.460 And he said, here's a chain.

01:23:25.220 Don't fight him with a chain.

01:23:26.880 Tell him to wrap it around their head or whatever.

01:23:29.240 And then he goes out with the chain, and then the black kids are like, you know what?

01:23:33.760 You're pretty cool, bud.

01:23:35.060 And he's like, here's a whip and some dogs and a gun to shoot when they're running away.

01:23:39.520 You're one of us now.

01:23:40.560 Hold on.

01:23:41.740 He's like, you won.

01:23:43.900 Biden, you won jive-ass turkey.

01:23:45.900 That's how he would tell the story.

01:23:47.900 It'd be amazing.

01:23:48.360 I really think, like, if you got him just, I mean, at some point you would think, like,

01:23:54.700 on their deathbed, some of these people would have to, maybe just because their whole lives

01:23:58.880 they literally have told themselves what they're doing is right and good, and they're the good

01:24:04.840 guys, that even on their deathbed, they don't, like, admit anything or something.

01:24:09.240 Because I feel like if you've done all this, like, you started tons of wars, you killed

01:24:13.020 hundreds of thousands of people.

01:24:14.620 At the end of your life, you're just like, hey, like, I admit, like, this was going on

01:24:18.700 or whatever, or, like, your last words would be like, but it never happens.

01:24:23.400 Or maybe it does, and we just don't get told.

01:24:25.320 No, I think, honestly, I think that at that late stage of life, you're so aware of what

01:24:32.140 they're willing to do to your family, you don't even consider it, man.

01:24:35.240 That's true.

01:24:35.460 Because your priority becomes your legacy, your family, and you're like, okay, I'm not

01:24:39.880 going to tell the truth.

01:24:40.720 Like, I know my kids.

01:24:41.600 That's what's up.

01:24:42.160 Hunter will get arrested for all that child porn.

01:24:44.840 At what level do you think they stop, you know, thinking that they're evil?

01:24:51.400 Oh, my God.

01:24:52.600 I don't think they ever don't think they're evil.

01:24:55.820 Well, like, think of how many normies you know who think that the United States is a

01:25:00.340 great country that stands up to bullies and protects the downtrodden.

01:25:04.520 Apparently, it's still half of libertarians.

01:25:07.560 I know.

01:25:08.180 That's what I'm saying.

01:25:09.000 Oh, my God.

01:25:09.560 We didn't even get into that.

01:25:09.940 Oh, my God.

01:25:10.320 Did anyone catch Zelensky's MLK reference?

01:25:13.480 Yes.

01:25:13.780 Yes.

01:25:14.220 I have a dream that you guys come fight war for me.

01:25:18.020 I have a dream that we have 1,000 nuclear sunsets tomorrow.

01:25:24.400 I have a dream that I get unlimited chili cheese fries from Harvey's for the rest of my life.

01:25:29.160 Well, what would be really funny is just because he is, like, so Nazi, he just, I have a dream

01:25:33.900 that the black people go back to where they come from or something like that.

01:25:36.500 He just, like, goes, like, he just takes it totally opposite of MLK.

01:25:39.480 Case in point, Clint, if Hoppy and Twitter sides with the Azov Brigade, then, like, what

01:25:44.400 percent chance of people in the establishment in charge actually think they're on the good

01:25:51.580 side, you know?

01:25:52.500 Like, I think it's higher than we think.

01:25:53.820 I don't think everybody's like, ha, ha, ha, you know?

01:25:56.080 No, no, no, no, bro.

01:25:58.020 It's 85% to 90% of the people honestly think that they're doing the right thing and that

01:26:03.000 they're coming to these people's defense, which is the whole reason I've been just day

01:26:06.940 after day hammering home the fact that, like, you know they're lying.

01:26:11.280 What are you doing?

01:26:12.520 Why are you falling for this again?

01:26:14.200 It's just amazing.

01:26:15.580 It's amazing.

01:26:16.420 Incredible.

01:26:17.220 And I think at best what is happening is if they're just, you know, anti-Putin all the

01:26:22.880 time, they're just covering for the war propaganda.

01:26:26.860 Yes, they are.

01:26:28.000 I want to talk briefly about LP Texas who says, like, in case there was any doubt where libertarians

01:26:34.040 stand, it's on the side of the freedom fighters in Ukraine.

01:26:37.540 It's like, yeah, there is some fucking doubt there, friend.

01:26:40.840 Like, don't speak for us if you're going to talk like you're advocating for intervention.

01:26:45.800 The one thing that all libertarians are supposed to be in unison on, you fucking cunts.

01:26:52.440 I can't believe that you're doing this to me.

01:26:54.260 Why?

01:26:55.020 That's just how libertarian they are.

01:26:56.520 Well, the best part is, and Dave's touched on this multiple times because he got in that

01:27:00.760 fight, I think it was Black Mutualist, but he never mentions his name on his show, but

01:27:03.880 it's just like.

01:27:04.800 The crystal guy.

01:27:06.100 It was someone, maybe it was someone else, but I know he did have that, like, Twitter

01:27:09.000 feud with Black Mutualist about it, but it was just like, well, if we're not going to

01:27:12.300 go to war and we're not going to do sanctions, what the fuck do we do?

01:27:15.220 They're like, literally thinking like, and I feel like a lot of libertarians, probably

01:27:18.880 including libertarians, are like, those are the only two things you can do.

01:27:21.780 And so, we're libertarians, so we want to do war, so we would do just, or maybe some

01:27:26.880 of them will.

01:27:27.460 I think even Nick Sarg was talking about how just, this is just a defensive, he said that

01:27:31.320 NATO is just a defensive alliance.

01:27:35.040 It's more like, it's like how his gun is just a defensive weapon.

01:27:39.540 Like, it's, this is crazy.

01:27:42.400 Dude, so it's incredible seeing the horseshoe theory play out here, though.

01:27:45.940 It is, yeah.

01:27:47.300 The right wing, like, Hoppian libertarians, and the left wing, like, loser brigade libertarians.

01:27:51.780 Are meeting on this, siding with Zelensky.

01:27:54.820 It's just like, what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

01:27:57.360 Dude, Nick Sarg said that whether it's his intention or not, there is no difference between

01:28:03.120 Ron Paul and Vladimir Putin's take on this.

01:28:05.780 It's like, fuck you, go away.

01:28:09.420 Why does he exist?

01:28:10.720 It's incredible that he's still, oh, fuck yeah.

01:28:14.020 That's, that's, I sent that in the Miseskakis Discord, and I was like, I'm sorry for bringing

01:28:19.040 this dumbass up, but how does he keep doing this?

01:28:21.980 Like, how, it's, and that's the word coming in, like.

01:28:25.140 He's blocking us, though.

01:28:26.180 He blocked me.

01:28:27.060 He finally blocked me.

01:28:28.320 Yeah.

01:28:28.920 I've gone after him so much on Twitter, and I was like, he's actually never gonna block

01:28:32.560 me.

01:28:32.720 But it's, but the thing is, like, that, it's a weird thing where that's definitely not a

01:28:39.800 significant minority.

01:28:41.160 Like, I mean, like, that's not, like, a super minority of libertarians.

01:28:45.340 Like, that's actually, like, a weird, like, like, they have some weird, they have, like,

01:28:52.480 they have an opinion, but it doesn't really matter.

01:28:54.160 What I'm saying is, like, it's a weird, like, plurality of, like, libertarians that actually

01:29:01.820 believe that, that are just, like, no, no, no, we have to be on Ukraine's side, or we're

01:29:05.860 on Russia's side.

01:29:06.560 Fucking asshole.

01:29:07.260 Plurality means that it is a majority.

01:29:09.020 It's not a plurality.

01:29:10.380 No, not, it's not a total majority.

01:29:13.700 They're not, like, 51%.

01:29:15.020 They have, like, 20.

01:29:16.440 Ignore my mouth sounds.

01:29:17.800 You know what I mean.

01:29:21.180 Plurality just means, like, they have a 30%.

01:29:24.140 Of libertarians believe this, which is more than, like, any other, like, the other ones

01:29:28.040 are, like, 25.

01:29:28.640 Then there has to be two other categories for it to be a plurality.

01:29:31.880 What are you saying?

01:29:33.300 One wants war, one wants sanctions, and all the rest of them wants, like, we don't, like,

01:29:38.460 us, or just, like, nothing.

01:29:39.940 But there's, like, a plurality of them.

01:29:41.760 I got it.

01:29:42.480 I do want to clarify.

01:29:43.340 I don't agree with you.

01:29:44.260 I don't think it's a plurality of libertarians that want war.

01:29:47.100 There's no way.

01:29:48.980 Not want war, but at least feel like the way that Nick Sarwark does on this, which is very weird.

01:29:53.360 Well, you're saying there's a significant minority, I think, is what you're saying.

01:29:56.060 Yeah, well, yeah, yeah, more like, maybe not plurality, right?

01:29:59.600 Maybe that's true.

01:30:00.440 Maybe it's not plurality, but it's a significant minority of these people that is enough to

01:30:04.400 where it's, like, it's not just Nick Sarwark and his weird fucking takes out there.

01:30:07.940 It's definitely not insignificant.

01:30:09.240 Well, you have, like, Kinsella agreeing with them.

01:30:11.380 Yeah, that's, yeah, it's, like, you have, like, Kinsella just, like...

01:30:13.320 Yeah, but what has Kinsella said, though?

01:30:14.860 Like, I haven't really followed.

01:30:15.960 I didn't really care to go into that, like, race.

01:30:16.840 He literally told Bob Murphy, who was just, like, you, something about, like, your Putin

01:30:23.020 talking points.

01:30:23.600 I think he actually said Putin talking points.

01:30:25.600 I don't...

01:30:26.080 You can never tell if he's being serious or not.

01:30:27.980 He's an insane spurt lord.

01:30:29.360 No, by the way, it's the same with Peter Schiff today with the...

01:30:32.820 Dude, that was incredible.

01:30:34.420 I thought that was a troll.

01:30:35.400 That was such a dumb comment.

01:30:36.420 I thought...

01:30:36.860 No, no, no, no, no.

01:30:37.740 Dude, I think it is a troll.

01:30:39.080 I think it is.

01:30:39.900 No, not from Peter Schiff.

01:30:41.200 From Peter Schiff, that's a 100% serious statement, and it just comes...

01:30:43.920 You know what, though?

01:30:44.560 He's kind of fucking right.

01:30:45.960 He's kind of fucking right.

01:30:47.600 You know what?

01:30:48.240 No.

01:30:48.960 I don't think so, because his dad died in IRS prison.

01:30:53.260 Right.

01:30:53.500 I don't think that he actually thinks that you need to honor the legitimacy of the government.

01:30:59.040 Like, that's hard for people.

01:31:00.480 Yeah.

01:31:00.760 Okay.

01:31:01.340 Yeah, that's why I said it in a way.

01:31:02.680 If he meant that, like, I don't know how he's meant to say that, but, like, yeah.

01:31:07.660 I'll ask him on Friday.

01:31:09.260 I'll be like, Peter, what did you mean?

01:31:10.640 Was this serious or was this a troll?

01:31:12.300 Please.

01:31:12.660 Like, yes.

01:31:13.060 If I'm a head of a foreign nation speaking to another foreign nation, I'm going to wear

01:31:17.400 a fucking suit.

01:31:18.820 And, like, it's clearly played up weird shit to be like, oh, I'm going to look all...

01:31:23.000 Because he's clearly playing the part of, like...

01:31:25.620 Freedom fighter.

01:31:27.000 Yeah, freedom fighter.

01:31:27.880 I'm the everyman.

01:31:29.140 I'm out there on the streets.

01:31:30.280 I'm wearing a t-shirt.

01:31:30.500 He looks like the generic fucking, you know, actor in every fucking, like...

01:31:35.160 I don't know what I'm trying to think of.

01:31:36.320 Well, he is literally an actor.

01:31:37.680 White House down or whatever.

01:31:38.960 Yeah.

01:31:39.600 I will say this.

01:31:40.780 If you're going to go to Congress and lobby to have me robbed to start World War III,

01:31:46.060 I would like for you to wear something better than a t-shirt.

01:31:48.540 I will say that.

01:31:49.220 Yeah.

01:31:49.340 And I do want to say also that I think, and I've always said that, like, I don't really

01:31:54.820 love the idea of gatekeeping the Libertarian Party.

01:31:57.700 But on this, this is a very easy gatekeep for me.

01:32:01.460 If you think that we should be sanctioning or arming a country that's in a conflict with

01:32:07.320 a nuclear power that we have politicians that have, for a decade plus, have been intervening

01:32:13.120 on the behalf of, and also, they set up the last president for fucking treason with

01:32:19.260 the country that he's at war with.

01:32:20.940 Like, all of this is so transparently not something we should be getting further involved

01:32:26.700 with.

01:32:27.200 Right.

01:32:27.340 You're so fucking useless to me.

01:32:29.140 You're so stupid that you can't see through this propaganda.

01:32:32.100 Like, get out.

01:32:33.360 I don't need you.

01:32:33.920 I don't need you.

01:32:34.540 It's on the level of vax mandates, vax cards.

01:32:37.580 It's on that level of, like, if you support this.

01:32:43.080 I think it's worse.

01:32:44.040 Yeah.

01:32:44.380 I mean, because.

01:32:45.380 Well, to me, it's close because, like.

01:32:47.620 I guess the vax thing, it's more in your face.

01:32:50.100 So you should be.

01:32:50.780 It's like here.

01:32:51.420 It's like here.

01:32:52.220 If it leads to World War III, it's worse.

01:32:54.560 If it doesn't, then the vax mandates are worse.

01:32:56.440 But either way, this is a very easy litmus test for a libertarian.

01:33:00.500 So and also, if you're agreeing with Nick Sarwak on this, maybe reflect on that.

01:33:04.620 Maybe go, oh, that's fucking crazy.

01:33:06.460 What am I doing right now?

01:33:07.700 Like, he's like the perfect counter litmus test for like, am I viewing this?

01:33:12.340 Yeah.

01:33:12.380 But Clint, I know people in Ukraine, so I think you shouldn't.

01:33:16.300 Oh, well, then.

01:33:16.960 Oh, yeah.

01:33:18.060 Well, no, it's a thing of like I tweet about this.

01:33:20.620 So it's like, has there ever been a time where you take the opposite of what the corporate

01:33:25.420 media has said?

01:33:26.300 You take the opposite of their narrative and you make that and been wrong.

01:33:29.740 Has that ever like where you're just like.

01:33:31.880 Well, all I want is to end our own genocides that we're perpetrating first before we start

01:33:38.500 talking about trying to stop other people from killing people.

01:33:41.060 You know, 100 percent.

01:33:41.980 Let's talk about civil asset forfeiture, guys.

01:33:46.960 But but it's the thing of like, OK, either once we protect transgender rights in this

01:33:52.860 country, then we can talk about Russia.

01:33:54.940 Right.

01:33:55.240 But if you if you legitimately go, yes, there hasn't been a time that the corporate taking

01:34:00.140 the opposite of what the corporate media said has been wrong.

01:34:03.220 So that has it like they've always been wrong.

01:34:05.580 But now this time they're actually saying some of the right stuff.

01:34:08.900 And I agree.

01:34:09.440 Like, no, no, no, no, no.

01:34:10.640 They don't automatically just on this one.

01:34:12.660 All of a sudden they're right.

01:34:14.040 Well, this is the thing, though, because because this took like years and years to develop.

01:34:20.800 This isn't like covid like this isn't like you had to wait and figure out what the truth

01:34:26.260 was.

01:34:26.820 Many of us already knew our involvement.

01:34:28.880 I knew long before this conflict about Victoria Newland and the State Department basically having

01:34:35.120 that coup in 2014 and Maidan and all that.

01:34:37.700 Like I knew about all this already.

01:34:39.160 So how are you still falling for this?

01:34:41.740 I think history didn't start in 2014, man.

01:34:44.720 You know, the USSR used to exist.

01:34:48.280 Yeah.

01:34:48.900 Wait.

01:34:49.120 So has anyone actually I saw that chat.

01:34:51.720 Has anyone actually explicitly called for intervention on either side?

01:34:56.500 Like even Nick Sarwark hasn't explicitly called.

01:34:59.660 I feel like he was heavily insinuating it.

01:35:01.740 I do want to say the Hoppians, I actually a lot of them I've seen kind of make a point.

01:35:08.120 You'd be like, I'm not saying we should intervene, but they are.

01:35:10.900 Yeah.

01:35:11.140 They are like they are still very much like.

01:35:13.280 OK, I'm going to I'm going to take it to another level then.

01:35:15.380 And if you if you are lending support to someone in this side of the war, given what the media

01:35:21.640 narrative is, given what the political momentum is, you are lending verbal support to the

01:35:27.640 potential for the start to World War Three.

01:35:29.720 Yeah, that is.

01:35:30.840 Yeah, exactly.

01:35:31.440 And I'm not and I'm not going to chastise the people that are just saying like what Vladimir

01:35:35.440 Putin is doing is wrong.

01:35:36.440 Like you have a right to say it.

01:35:37.660 I'm just saying you are fucking up.

01:35:39.620 You are doing the wrong thing in the in the wrong moment.

01:35:42.620 It's the exact same thing where you were like, well, if you want to get the vaccine, you

01:35:46.660 can get it.

01:35:47.220 It's OK.

01:35:47.720 Like, yeah, you always press it.

01:35:49.680 It's like it's just it's just soft.

01:35:51.860 It's weak.

01:35:52.280 It lends it lends support to the propaganda that you know is happening right now.

01:35:56.240 Extreme propaganda.

01:35:57.380 More like as propagandistic a moment as during the early days of lockdown.

01:36:02.420 Like, that's what we're experiencing.

01:36:03.700 It's the same thing.

01:36:04.780 COVID is bad, basically.

01:36:06.320 It's just super easy to say Putin is bad.

01:36:08.280 Like, yeah, most of us, by the way, you know, like all of us, like this is the same.

01:36:13.540 Yeah, ironically, I was about to say this, like saying like back whenever they were all

01:36:18.820 about the media was all about like the Houthis and just being like, oh, man, like these Houthis

01:36:23.200 and we really got to go and like help them out and do it.

01:36:25.340 The Kurds, you mean they've never said that about the Houthis.

01:36:28.820 I don't know what it is.

01:36:30.400 I heard Dave.

01:36:31.740 The Houthis don't exist.

01:36:33.320 The Houthis don't exist.

01:36:34.480 Yeah, they never mentioned the Houthis at all.

01:36:36.460 I thought there was a whole thing.

01:36:38.700 I thought the whole thing was about like the Houthis.

01:36:40.640 Like they were.

01:36:41.040 No, that's the whole Middle East, man.

01:36:42.800 The Kurds.

01:36:43.540 It was the Kurds.

01:36:45.160 The Kurds were killing the Houthis?

01:36:47.000 I don't really know.

01:36:48.080 No.

01:36:48.320 I don't have a right.

01:36:49.920 The Houthis are the ones that we are helping genocide.

01:36:55.000 Here's the thing.

01:36:55.640 David Brady saying his issue is that no matter the size of the Azov Battalion, I also have

01:37:00.900 an issue with us arming Al-Qaeda in the Middle East.

01:37:02.860 I will arm no extremist groups, no matter how much of the freedom fighters they are.

01:37:05.320 Now, let me add to that.

01:37:07.480 It's not about whatever you think these groups are about.

01:37:12.040 We shouldn't be arming other people across the fucking planet.

01:37:16.420 That's not what the U.S. government should be doing.

01:37:18.620 If you're going to arm anyone, arm this extremist group right here.

01:37:23.660 No, they're moderate rebels.

01:37:25.260 Remember that.

01:37:26.740 We're moderate and bomb droppers.

01:37:30.520 Is this not a thing where you can just go, hey, if you actually do support this, 100%,

01:37:35.120 either give yourself.

01:37:37.280 Don't ask the U.S. government or don't like be okay with the U.S. government.

01:37:40.460 Either you go yourself or you send money or crowdfund yourself.

01:37:45.240 That's it.

01:37:46.440 And if you really think that would be, and maybe some of them do say that, but also don't

01:37:51.100 like, I don't know.

01:37:52.340 There's just a very lean into the corporate narrative.

01:37:55.900 There should just be no chance ever of being like.

01:38:00.740 If you want to support, go to AzovBattalion.com.

01:38:04.240 They're selling merch now.

01:38:05.280 They got some pretty dope fucking swaths because they're taking a really cool artistic take

01:38:09.180 on it.

01:38:10.080 It is the craziest thing that you can just look up AzovBattalion merch and it 100% comes

01:38:15.080 up.

01:38:15.360 Dude, what if Top Lobson starts doing art for AzovBattalion?

01:38:19.160 Honestly, that's a great.

01:38:21.680 Top, if you're not doing it yet, you should 100% do some art for AzovBattalion.

01:38:25.440 What's interesting is now if you go to BLM's website and donate to them, it actually

01:38:29.000 goes to the AzovBattalion.

01:38:30.320 Oh my God.

01:38:31.000 Dude, no, Top needs to make a separate website and just make it like a parody.

01:38:35.400 Like he's selling for the AzovBattalion and full on crazy racist shit.

01:38:39.980 This is like AzovSwag.com, but it just redirects to Tower Gang merch.

01:38:45.780 By the way, so Jason, I don't know, Baramida, I don't know.

01:38:49.360 He said, niggas in Manhattan just stole 400 bulletproof vests that cops were going to send

01:38:53.360 to Ukraine.

01:38:54.040 I love that so many of these military equipment donations are coming from police departments.

01:38:57.420 That's also really funny that they did.

01:38:59.060 That's true.

01:38:59.800 Yeah, that's Jason from Tower Gang.

01:39:02.740 And then they went to the real Freedom Fighters.

01:39:05.280 I just want to really emphasize my disappointment in the libertarian sphere once again.

01:39:13.600 Like the fact that y'all can't realize the game that's being played, we just went through

01:39:18.680 it.

01:39:18.980 It's like just barely ending and you're already falling victim to the newest narrative.

01:39:23.300 And there's actual factual evidence to disprove what the fuck the narrative is.

01:39:29.060 Like this is not some good guy, bad guy, Wild West movie.

01:39:32.680 Like this is obviously very convoluted.

01:39:34.980 And our hands are so dirty.

01:39:37.020 We have been involved.

01:39:37.800 This probably isn't happening if not for the U.S. involvement.

01:39:40.580 Like almost certainly not happening if not for that.

01:39:42.500 So why the fuck would you advocate, even verbally, on behalf of the propagandistic movement to

01:39:48.520 get us involved?

01:39:49.360 You could potentially be leading us towards World War III, just as you could have potentially

01:39:54.120 been breaking our entire civilizational bond by advocating on behalf or at least lending

01:39:59.400 vocal support that enabled them to do lockdowns.

01:40:02.140 Stop it.

01:40:02.640 Thank you.

01:40:02.880 Yeah, I mean, on top of that, the other thing is like, you know, so many people are saying,

01:40:08.480 well, you can be anti-war without furthering Putin talking points.

01:40:12.380 So it's like, you know what?

01:40:13.500 Yeah.

01:40:14.120 Ron Paul used Al Qaeda talking points in 2007 when he got on the stage and he explained to

01:40:20.380 everybody, this is why they attacked us.

01:40:24.220 You know, they they've been telling us for years that they hated what we were doing.

01:40:28.520 They wrote us a letter about why they were going to attack us and then they fucking attacked

01:40:32.480 us.

01:40:32.880 With Putin, it's very similar.

01:40:35.100 Like he said, for years, stop expanding NATO.

01:40:37.960 Don't bring missiles near my border.

01:40:40.720 And yet means yet, you know, like this has not been some surprising thing.

01:40:44.600 So to not bring that up is disingenuous.

01:40:47.300 Like that is also the thing we should be saying, like this has been a long time coming.

01:40:52.340 We've known it.

01:40:53.160 We've been provoking this intentionally.

01:40:55.140 And now it's happening.

01:40:56.260 So if you don't like Putin talking points, like the truth, the truth, the libertarian would

01:41:02.280 be if the, if actually Russia attacks the U S and if we would still say, no, we do not

01:41:08.760 need to go to war.

01:41:09.540 That is like, because that's basically we were, the U S is attacked and still like, I

01:41:14.420 know, uh, Dave's talking about Harry Brown, uh, right after nine 11.

01:41:18.440 After nine 11 was just like, was like, no, like we're there was, we do not need to go

01:41:23.240 to war.

01:41:23.580 We don't need to do this.

01:41:24.620 Right.

01:41:24.860 We do not.

01:41:25.200 It was also like, what did you expect?

01:41:27.880 It wasn't just like, we need to stay out of this.

01:41:30.480 It's like, no shit.

01:41:31.860 Of course this happened after everything we've been fucking doing over there.

01:41:35.400 And, and guess what?

01:41:36.600 That's the proper take today too.

01:41:38.760 That's still the proper take.

01:41:40.300 It's like, war hands are so dirty.

01:41:42.460 Do not empower these people.

01:41:43.780 You know what it leads to that.

01:41:45.340 Do you think, do you honestly think that if we were to endorse some sort of intervention

01:41:50.220 on behalf of Zelensky, a dirty, corrupt motherfucker, that it's going to free the Ukrainian

01:41:56.340 people?

01:41:57.240 Like how fucking dense do you have to be?

01:41:59.520 Why are we even pretending that that's like a hypothetical future?

01:42:03.240 Like, no, it's going to end in the fucking disaster for them.

01:42:06.680 And the best thing that they can do is feel as if they don't have support.

01:42:09.740 So they go to the negotiating table and they get peace for their people today.

01:42:13.500 That's the best outcome you can hope for right now.

01:42:16.300 And everybody knows it.

01:42:17.380 If you're being at all in touch with reality.

01:42:19.880 Also, Clint, by the way, your whole thing about the biological weapons last week and now

01:42:23.800 like this week, they're just like, yeah, they were saying that they're afraid that Putin

01:42:30.320 may use biological weapons that he took from the labs that they said doesn't have biological

01:42:35.680 weapons in.

01:42:36.760 It's like people are still questioning me.

01:42:39.360 I had some dude on Twitter going, so you're going with the whole biological weapon thing?

01:42:43.960 And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm going with that.

01:42:46.760 She was asked about biological weapons.

01:42:49.660 You've got to be careful or Mitt Romney is going to call you a traitor.

01:42:52.320 I was just about to bring that.

01:42:53.640 Yeah.

01:42:53.780 Fucking Tulsi and Tucker.

01:42:55.040 Or you call them both traitors and fucking like accuse them of all crazy shit.

01:42:59.400 Your treasonous lies could cost lives.

01:43:01.960 Literally, they reported on a fact.

01:43:03.640 Look at this, Romney.

01:43:04.520 Fucking war on the piece of shit.

01:43:07.240 By the way, can you imagine being called a Russian traitor by a Democrat nominee for

01:43:12.740 president and a Republican nominee for president?

01:43:15.680 It means you're on target, just saying.

01:43:17.840 Yeah.

01:43:18.100 And for like the Obama supporters from back in the day, how many of them are supporting

01:43:23.860 the exact foreign policy of Mitt Romney from 2012 right now?

01:43:28.660 Well, it's so funny because Obama ridiculed Romney's anti-Russia policy in 2012.

01:43:34.860 And then two years later, he basically adopted it and just did exactly what Mitt Romney used

01:43:39.140 in the comment.

01:43:39.740 Let me make one other note about this.

01:43:41.880 Joe Biden was the vice president of the United States when Victoria Nuland and the State Department

01:43:48.020 and Hillary Clinton cooed the existing president.

01:43:52.160 Anyone funny this show over the first time now?

01:43:53.840 I'll need to go back to the story.

01:43:55.520 This is a typical tower game.

01:43:56.860 We go talking about cum shots to talking about foreign policy.

01:44:00.340 Yeah.

01:44:00.680 No, it's a weird role.

01:44:02.180 Cum shots, Davey.

01:44:02.900 For sure.

01:44:03.500 But Biden was presiding over this.

01:44:06.280 He knew firsthand his son profited tremendously off of relationships with whatever the company

01:44:12.860 was.

01:44:13.440 Burisma.

01:44:13.680 Burisma.

01:44:14.520 Burisma.

01:44:15.100 Thank you.

01:44:15.360 And so, like, all of this, all of this is known.

01:44:19.540 This is not even conspiracy theory shit.

01:44:21.320 Like, it's known.

01:44:22.860 How?

01:44:23.580 How are you not seeing through this?

01:44:25.480 How are you still being sold on the lie that, like, these poor, you know, there's, you know,

01:44:30.320 mothers having abortions.

01:44:32.080 And, like, it's all war propaganda.

01:44:34.600 And we just lived through it.

01:44:36.340 Stop it.

01:44:36.900 Thank you.

01:44:37.200 Yeah, it was funny.

01:44:37.860 I had Ryan on my show.

01:44:38.860 And we were talking about the connections to energy companies in Ukraine.

01:44:43.560 And Mitt Romney was one of the guys we were talking about.

01:44:46.040 And then two days later, this whole shit blew up with him and Tulsi Gabbard.

01:44:49.880 And I don't think I've ever heard tell of Ryan on your show.

01:44:52.380 Yeah, you never.

01:44:52.900 You know what, what is kind of remarkable, though, is that even though Biden is probably

01:44:59.660 as dirty as, you know, any U.S. politician when it comes to Ukraine, he has been adamant

01:45:06.080 about not having U.S. troops involved.

01:45:09.560 I think that's a fascinating development.

01:45:11.460 Like, that...

01:45:11.880 Well, dude, it's kind of, like, an obvious statement, though.

01:45:14.700 I mean, like, we're giving him credit for it because there's so many retards.

01:45:18.600 But if you're the president of the United States and you're risking nuclear war with

01:45:23.780 Russia, that's a pretty sane, or not even sane, but just, like, baseline take that we're

01:45:31.120 not going to send troops into this war zone.

01:45:33.620 Well, I agree with you.

01:45:34.480 It's, like, obviously the correct position to have.

01:45:36.880 But it's just that it's remarkable that he is having it.

01:45:40.080 Because he is, in my opinion, they have enough on him to probably ruin his political career,

01:45:45.680 you know, and to have potential for impeachment and all sorts of things.

01:45:48.860 If they were to turn over all the information that they have on him, like, they have leverage,

01:45:53.060 in my opinion.

01:45:54.040 That's the fact that he's supposed to be the next Syria or the next Afghanistan.

01:45:58.380 They can't, like, actually go to war with Russia.

01:46:00.840 So you can't, like, send American troops in to Russian troops.

01:46:02.820 And I think that's the real motive is that they don't want this to end.

01:46:06.660 They want it to drag out.

01:46:07.600 That's why they're arming the Ukrainians, because they don't want them to go to the

01:46:10.680 negotiating table for peace.

01:46:12.000 They want it to be a prolonged war that decimates everything.

01:46:15.460 Then they can send in their fucking reconstructionists and all that shit and make sure their guys get

01:46:19.060 paid.

01:46:19.680 Did y'all see that?

01:46:20.700 Real quick.

01:46:21.260 Sorry.

01:46:21.840 Keep in mind, I wouldn't put too much stock in Biden's current posturing.

01:46:27.020 Because keep in mind things like, for example, Pearl Harbor.

01:46:30.160 They were going on and on and on before that, how we won't get a war no matter what.

01:46:33.340 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:46:34.440 Pearl Harbor happened.

01:46:35.560 Good point.

01:46:35.920 And then we did.

01:46:36.520 And then not saying anything's going to happen.

01:46:38.220 One false flag and we're in it.

01:46:39.860 That's what I was about to say.

01:46:40.860 And all this, like, posturing even before, there were those reports about false flags.

01:46:45.780 And even now they're talking about with the fucking biological shit, what about a false

01:46:48.740 flag?

01:46:49.080 What about a false flag?

01:46:50.040 So everything's perfectly primed for one thing, just boom.

01:46:53.620 And that's it, you know?

01:46:54.840 So what would war with Russia if it's not nuclear look like?

01:46:58.020 Would people be like, okay, we can't nuke each other because the whole world just ends.

01:47:02.020 I guess we'll just fight each other with tanks and see what happens.

01:47:05.700 Like, is there any sort of conventional war that could come out of this?

01:47:09.760 Um, I think so.

01:47:13.200 Yeah, I think it was.

01:47:15.200 I mean, yeah, maybe they could go to nuclear war.

01:47:17.120 Like, that's just the end.

01:47:18.660 So.

01:47:19.620 I don't think they would nuclear strike the U.S.

01:47:23.480 I think they would, the only thing they would be like is use Ukraine as just like a war

01:47:28.340 ground to just fucking just, they would, they would just level.

01:47:31.060 If there was any, I think if there was any nukes ever launched, it would just be to Ukraine.

01:47:36.720 Russia can't use Ukraine.

01:47:38.360 That's like South Korea nuking North or North Korea nuking South Korea like it's suicide.

01:47:44.220 This is the other thing I don't get about this.

01:47:45.800 It's like, it's not as if this is Ancapistan versus totalitarianism.

01:47:49.480 This is two shitty corrupt governments that are, that are putting a bunch of innocent

01:47:55.500 people in harm's way for a power struggle.

01:47:57.800 I'd say it's more than two, but, uh, but Ukraine is just an extension of the U.S.

01:48:02.280 Of course, of course.

01:48:03.080 I'm just making the direct, uh, discussion.

01:48:05.880 So if that's the case, why do we, why would we want anything other than peace for the people?

01:48:11.660 Because it's not like if, if they say they do give their territory over to Putin and Russia,

01:48:17.120 big fucking deal.

01:48:18.340 Like it, it really doesn't make a huge difference to the people there.

01:48:21.460 At least they're alive.

01:48:22.500 Like, I, I really don't understand why this is some, like, even, even hypothetically that

01:48:28.340 we care that it's the Ukrainian government that's ruling over these people when you have

01:48:32.240 huge, like the entire Eastern part of Ukraine wants to be part of Russia.

01:48:36.120 And I think that's pretty clear.

01:48:37.640 So I don't know.

01:48:39.160 Well, yeah.

01:48:39.520 And like, were the people of Iraq better off under Saddam Hussein before the U.S.

01:48:43.620 got really involved there or are they better off now?

01:48:45.920 I, I think if you'd asked them, I think many of them would go, uh, maybe we're better today,

01:48:51.260 but man, those 20 years in between when you were bombing us to fuck, that, that wasn't

01:48:56.380 fun.

01:48:56.900 And we would really rather not do that.

01:48:58.280 Yeah.

01:48:58.460 During the height of the war.

01:49:00.080 Yeah.

01:49:00.140 I do want to point out, a lot of people make the point like, well, Russia invaded, Russia

01:49:03.180 invaded.

01:49:03.520 And they're like, to them, that's like the starting point.

01:49:05.620 They aggressed.

01:49:06.200 And like, sure, there's a case to be made, but at the same point, there's all, I mean,

01:49:09.420 I know, especially Reed can go on this ad nauseum, but there was definitely something

01:49:13.540 that preceded this.

01:49:14.560 And then even then, then if you pointed that out to someone, they could be like, well, Russia

01:49:17.800 did this before.

01:49:18.560 And then someone could say, well, Ukraine did that before and so on and so forth.

01:49:21.280 It's kind of the whole point of it.

01:49:22.440 Like, do, okay, sure.

01:49:24.020 We can keep going.

01:49:24.820 Well, this person did this, this person did that.

01:49:26.260 At some point it's like, all right, well, you just need to fucking stop or like, or the

01:49:30.660 Ukraine was shelling the Donbass region for like a whole week before Putin was like, all

01:49:36.580 right, fuck it.

01:49:37.220 We're going in so they were technically firing the first shot.

01:49:41.920 The natural conclusion with all this is that it is very, very messy and you shouldn't have

01:49:46.680 a hard opinion as to like who the good guy and who the bad guy and who started and who

01:49:51.160 didn't and who's responsible.

01:49:52.440 The answer from the American libertarian perspective is clearly do not get involved.

01:49:58.200 That's, that's the whole, that's the whole answer.

01:50:00.360 And like, even if you think that Putin is based, I mean,

01:50:05.080 probably the only involvement and we probably need to wrap up here soon.

01:50:10.640 The only involvement should be peace talks of being literally just being like the U.S.

01:50:15.560 being like, Hey guys, honestly, I would rather the U.S. not be, be involved in the peace

01:50:19.640 talks.

01:50:20.080 Like honestly, because, because there's a better chance that they sabotage it than anything

01:50:24.040 else to help it get it done.

01:50:25.460 Like, I don't think they want peace.

01:50:27.600 I don't.

01:50:28.640 Wasn't Bolton, didn't he go to like one of the North Korea ones?

01:50:30.940 That's when like their, their talks got a little bit more shaky.

01:50:34.100 Yeah.

01:50:34.640 It was like reported that he talked all sorts of shit.

01:50:37.300 Yeah.

01:50:37.440 They fucked it up.

01:50:38.700 Yeah.

01:50:39.520 Yeah.

01:50:40.440 Yeah.

01:50:40.620 So just stay the best thing Trump did was going to talk to Kim Jong-un.

01:50:45.320 Yeah.

01:50:45.680 That was when he like, imagine Biden talking to Putin right now, get fucking bullied.

01:50:53.320 And this whole, this whole counter argument, Kamala, fuck, she's retarded.

01:51:00.100 That's all you needed to say.

01:51:01.280 I'm just saying Kamala Harris is retarded.

01:51:03.120 That's actually great to end on.

01:51:04.440 Just Kamala, fuck, she's retarded.

01:51:07.120 Let's just wrap it.

01:51:07.960 That was like the connection.

01:51:10.720 Yeah.

01:51:11.160 I'm Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown.

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01:51:20.060 They love you guys so much.

01:51:21.900 Oh yeah.

01:51:22.700 I'm Reed Coverdale.

01:51:23.980 I have the Naturalist Capitalist podcast, Sam.

01:51:26.700 You can just Google it.

01:51:27.500 I'm the only one out there.

01:51:28.680 I'm on YouTube, Odyssey, Spotify, Apple podcast, a few other places.

01:51:33.340 I'll have Peter Schiff on my show on Friday.

01:51:36.300 So check in for that.

01:51:37.960 Yeah.

01:51:38.240 And I have the No Way Jose show.

01:51:39.740 You can find me on YouTube, all the major auto podcatchers, Odyssey as well.

01:51:43.180 You can follow me at Twitter at 2020NoWayJose.

01:51:45.740 I just had on Kinsella.

01:51:47.640 I know that's kind of funny because we're talking about all this stuff.

01:51:49.540 We didn't talk about any of this stuff at all.

01:51:51.020 We went into deep philosophical stuff.

01:51:52.460 It was actually a really great episode.

01:51:53.840 He's great for like deep Spurg shit.

01:51:56.680 Yeah.

01:51:56.860 I like him, man.

01:51:58.360 Yeah.

01:51:58.520 And it was kind of a prelude to where supposedly it's still in flux.

01:52:03.140 I'm not sure if it's going to be a debate, discussion, what the exact resolution is going

01:52:06.000 to be.

01:52:06.240 I'm still figuring out the details.

01:52:07.780 But something along those lines with Kinsella likely and David Friedman confirmed next week

01:52:14.880 at Tuesday.

01:52:15.620 And it's supposed to be roughly consequential.

01:52:17.420 On my podcast, consequentialism versus deontology, which is like the nap.

01:52:22.820 So basically, it's the moral position versus like the practical or whatever.

01:52:27.140 It's Ron Paul's Do You Hate the State, basically.

01:52:29.860 Sort of.

01:52:30.580 I don't know if I'd sum it up.

01:52:32.100 Rothbard.

01:52:32.700 Rothbard.

01:52:33.240 But anyways, yeah, I got that.

01:52:36.080 I do want to say Cole brought up the libertarian test earlier.

01:52:39.520 And I think the true libertarian test is whether you retweet the entire tower.

01:52:43.020 And the only two people who did that was me and Cole.

01:52:44.900 True.

01:52:45.180 True.

01:52:45.680 True.

01:52:45.840 True.

01:52:47.300 I don't give a fuck about your labels.

01:52:49.220 Everybody on here better at least do it.

01:52:51.160 Jesus Christ.

01:52:52.660 I don't care.

01:52:53.140 I don't care if fucking, I don't know.

01:52:56.120 I don't know who follows you that's so big and bad.

01:52:58.520 I don't care if Jake Shields sees it.

01:52:59.500 I have a lot of followers.

01:53:00.400 I don't care if Jake Shields sees it.

01:53:01.600 I am not going to retreat our entire tower.

01:53:04.340 It's so insane.

01:53:06.280 My entire king, Cole.

01:53:07.540 And then I have two and a half takes podcast.

01:53:09.280 We didn't have one this week.

01:53:10.500 We might have one.

01:53:11.500 I don't know.

01:53:11.820 I don't really know.

01:53:12.800 Both the other two hosts on there were out at a concert in Atlanta.

01:53:17.460 So they couldn't come on there.

01:53:19.800 But yeah.

01:53:20.400 So we should have one next week coming up.

01:53:22.740 Definitely going to be talking about March Madness and shit.

01:53:24.520 But it's just sports.

01:53:25.360 It's not politics or anything shit like that.

01:53:27.500 We still have fun.

01:53:28.300 So check that out.

01:53:29.180 I love that Cole has a podcast because now I get to feel like how Clint and Reid probably

01:53:34.020 feel around me.

01:53:34.820 I get to feel like that around Cole.

01:53:38.680 And I'm Anarcho Toad and I don't have a podcast at all.

01:53:42.040 I'm not even on this one.

01:53:43.620 David Brady wants us to plug his show, but he made another Kobe Bryant dying joke.

01:53:47.420 So he gets no plugs.

01:53:48.540 All right.

01:53:48.780 Oh, yeah.

01:53:49.320 I'm doing a show tomorrow.

01:53:50.980 All right.

01:53:51.560 See you, boys.

01:53:52.360 Peace out.

01:53:52.900 Loved it.

01:53:53.140 Peace out.

01:53:53.200 Peace out.

01:53:53.260 Peace out.

01:53:53.360 Peace out.

01:53:53.400 Peace out.

01:53:54.360 Peace out.

01:53:55.360 Peace out.

01:53:55.400 Peace out.

01:53:57.360 Peace out.

01:53:57.400 Peace out.

01:53:57.440 Peace out.

Tower Gang - March 18, 2022

Ep 61 - Dangerous Loads

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