Tower Gang - Ep 62 - Tit For Taint w⧸ Chase Geiser

00:00:00.840 What's up, retards?

00:00:02.380 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.

00:00:05.060 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.

00:00:08.140 Yeah.

00:00:09.160 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:12.100 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes.

00:00:14.260 Now.

00:00:16.500 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.

00:00:21.160 White women must be stopped.

00:00:23.160 That's right.

00:00:24.200 Yeah.

00:00:26.300 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.

00:00:30.640 What?

00:00:30.860 Your ass-to-penis ratio.

00:00:33.440 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.

00:00:35.880 You said n******.

00:00:36.800 Oh, Jesus.

00:00:38.100 Free!

00:00:39.780 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:00:41.540 Free!

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00:00:47.220 Welcome, everybody, to Tower Power Hour, episode 55 million billion, I don't know what it is.

00:00:53.120 62!

00:00:53.560 As always, we are joined by Anarcho underscore Toad, the handsomest man on the planet, Jose

00:00:59.280 Kassan, host of No Way Jose.

00:01:01.460 Make sure you subscribe to Star King Cole, aka Fat Dave.

00:01:05.700 And a very special guest today.

00:01:08.860 He is One American.

00:01:10.240 He is the host of One American Podcast, Mr. Jake Geyser.

00:01:14.160 Welcome in.

00:01:16.000 Thanks for having me.

00:01:17.520 Oh, and I'm Clint, I'm going to be locked down.

00:01:19.200 Hi.

00:01:19.880 Sorry.

00:01:20.880 Clint, your audio is goddamn awful right now.

00:01:23.840 Oh, no.

00:01:24.100 Am I the only one hearing that?

00:01:27.160 There's like a whirring in the background.

00:01:28.760 Am I the only one hearing that?

00:01:30.080 Oh, this is great content.

00:01:32.540 It's just Ashton's vibrator, because Clint hasn't been putting in the work lately, unfortunately.

00:01:37.740 It's just too much podcast time.

00:01:39.540 He has to...

00:01:41.240 This is a win, though.

00:01:42.080 We talked about this last week.

00:01:43.200 His supply exceeds its demand, so you can climb him all you want.

00:01:46.580 So, you're just fucking jealous.

00:01:49.200 You, as a fucking young man, you basically are like an insatiable monster, where he can

00:01:55.940 be satiated and you can't.

00:01:59.120 You're like, can I have a crumb of pussy, love?

00:02:04.080 Let them eat cunt.

00:02:07.520 And Clint's just drowning in pussy, and he's just like, this is too much.

00:02:11.120 God damn, he's like a fat guy.

00:02:12.580 Like, he looks like a...

00:02:13.800 If he was eating pussy, he was just like chicken legs.

00:02:16.460 I'm on a pussy diet.

00:02:17.580 I'm on a pussy diet.

00:02:19.020 Twice a week at a reasonable time of night is, you know, what I signed up for.

00:02:24.640 I'm a middle-aged conservative man.

00:02:27.680 I'm like that orphan child beggar.

00:02:29.640 Like, please, sir, may I have another?

00:02:31.900 May I have some more?

00:02:33.240 Please, sir, may I have my first?

00:02:35.040 You're like a starving kid in Africa.

00:02:37.120 With flies on your eyes.

00:02:38.400 Is that really a problem there, or did they just make that up?

00:02:42.720 Oh, I'm pretty sure a lot of people starved in Africa, yeah.

00:02:45.300 Well, then how come so many people are still starving?

00:02:47.300 Like, how many years can you starve for?

00:02:49.380 Because they just keep having more.

00:02:52.460 Jesus Christ.

00:02:53.860 Why would you have a kid if you're starving?

00:02:55.500 Like, I better add another mouth to feed to this mix.

00:02:58.300 Let me ask you, though.

00:02:59.200 Have any of you guys ever personally seen the starving children?

00:03:03.280 Oh, that's true.

00:03:04.240 And also, have you ever seen a starving slave?

00:03:09.820 I haven't.

00:03:11.260 Have you ever seen a homeless person who wasn't obese?

00:03:16.820 Yes.

00:03:17.860 Yes, but they were smoking crack.

00:03:19.320 Yeah, a handful.

00:03:19.900 They were smoking crack, and it was just all that crack weight was really all that was left.

00:03:25.500 I see you guys who visited Boston as well, then.

00:03:28.400 And I think I just came up with something here.

00:03:30.200 And slaves are generally in shape, I just don't solve the homeless problem.

00:03:35.200 It's slavery.

00:03:37.440 Also, by the way, there's going to be a lot less starving children in the world since Madame Albright kicked the bucket today.

00:03:43.160 So, praise God, that bitch is burning in hell.

00:03:45.780 I also knocked out a good chunk of the obesity problem.

00:03:48.400 Sometimes you've got to sacrifice a half a million Iraqi children.

00:03:51.860 She was supposed to come on my podcast next week, too, so I'm really not going to.

00:03:57.160 She was a true American.

00:03:58.240 I don't know if it's a joke or not.

00:03:58.780 We're going to have The Undertaker.

00:04:02.080 Speaking of, last week, Chase had on Roger Stone, and his episode got nuked.

00:04:06.900 And it was a great episode, by the way.

00:04:08.520 Do you know what was it that actually got you nuked?

00:04:11.520 Profuse use of the N-word.

00:04:13.420 Yeah.

00:04:14.080 He just kept dropping that.

00:04:16.340 How amazing would it be if Roger Stone was just like that?

00:04:20.320 I don't even know how to get banned.

00:04:21.580 This is getting taken down anyway, so nuke.

00:04:24.320 He didn't even talk about the election.

00:04:26.080 I don't know how to get banned.

00:04:26.740 So he made a comment where he said that it was reasonable to believe that the election was legitimate, but there was no way to know for sure because proper procedures weren't done to validate the election.

00:04:40.960 So it was like the most vanilla way to raise like any sort of election integrity doubt because the way he worded it.

00:04:48.800 And I think he was like being intentional because he was trying to like help me out so I didn't have to cut it.

00:04:53.560 And so I left it because, you know, I've had guests that have said stuff that's definitely against terms before.

00:04:58.120 And I usually pull the stream down and like I censor it or I'll like cut it out or I'll beep it and then I'll upload the episode.

00:05:04.540 And so with his, I was like, you know what?

00:05:05.640 I probably don't need to change this.

00:05:06.760 Like I literally looked at it and was like, I don't need to change this.

00:05:09.160 And they pulled it.

00:05:10.200 And it's funny because I found videos of him on other people's channels where he was explicitly raising doubt about election and they weren't pulled.

00:05:18.640 So I think something happened where like somebody was just reporting mine.

00:05:22.440 I don't think they were following me or him.

00:05:24.500 I think it got reported.

00:05:25.740 Have you had any strikes before?

00:05:27.560 I had one strike that has expired from last fall.

00:05:31.280 I streamed a Trump rally.

00:05:32.780 Then I wouldn't pull that shit because it's like the way I see it is, I mean, and even just from a straight up like content creator, like on your side of things, I would leave it as is.

00:05:43.060 And if it gets nuked, then you can kind of pull the grift to build up fucking alternative platforms type deal.

00:05:48.640 Like you did with your rumble shit.

00:05:50.000 So, I mean, yeah, you can take a little bit of a dent, but you know, it is.

00:05:53.480 And also like you get to market it as Roger Stone went so hard that he had to get taken off my show, you know, type deal.

00:05:59.100 That's a good point.

00:05:59.740 Yeah.

00:06:00.000 And I'll try, I'll try to exploit it.

00:06:01.620 But like, ultimately, man, I just want my content, you know, I don't mean like in a negative sense of the term, but like, I don't know.

00:06:11.640 I generally like my goal is just to fucking have videos up and have as many people watch them as possible.

00:06:16.980 Is that too much to fucking ask?

00:06:18.140 So I pretty much follow the rules, even if I disagree with them.

00:06:20.440 Like, I don't bring up vaccine shit because A, it's boring now.

00:06:23.860 And B, like, it's like just asking for it.

00:06:26.240 So I have plenty of other shit I can talk about with these people.

00:06:28.460 Like Roger Stone's a fascinating dude.

00:06:30.160 And so I wasn't like even trying to talk about election results and stuff.

00:06:33.040 But I don't know.

00:06:34.560 It's just frustrating because they're just they're just being fucking Nazis about it, man.

00:06:37.980 I mean, this was talk about a white supremacist rant right there.

00:06:42.320 I just want to put up shows and have people listen to them.

00:06:45.060 Fucking Nazi.

00:06:45.760 Unbelievable.

00:06:46.860 Yeah, I'm in the same way.

00:06:47.840 I'm the same way, man.

00:06:48.700 And speaking of, thanks to you.

00:06:50.320 I will have Roger Stone on next week.

00:06:52.060 And that will be on Odyssey exclusive because I am not going to risk a strike.

00:06:55.620 Congratulations, dude.

00:06:56.660 Make sure you send me a link.

00:06:57.580 I'll retweet that.

00:06:58.380 And I'll watch too.

00:06:59.960 Awesome.

00:07:00.400 I appreciate it.

00:07:00.880 And I actually have Judge Andrew Napolitano and Roger Stone two days, one day apart.

00:07:06.460 But back to back, it's going to be.

00:07:07.400 I'm getting the judge next week, too, baby.

00:07:09.420 Hell yeah.

00:07:10.560 Kristen's awesome.

00:07:13.040 You're just snooze fest, really.

00:07:15.120 Just all these.

00:07:15.880 God damn.

00:07:16.420 Are you going to bring up all these old white guys for being a grab ass?

00:07:20.440 Yeah, that's OK.

00:07:21.320 Maybe that's true.

00:07:22.160 Yeah.

00:07:22.480 But I would much rather you have on that guy that was jerking off during the Zoom.

00:07:27.660 Jeffrey to Hunter Biden.

00:07:28.920 Jeffrey, yes, both.

00:07:30.780 Lupin, tubin?

00:07:33.040 Would you not, by the way, Chase, Clint, you would have Hunter Biden on your show, right?

00:07:37.280 A hundred percent.

00:07:37.860 Fuck yeah, dude.

00:07:38.580 Clint, who else are you having on next week?

00:07:41.060 Yeah, that would be amazing to have.

00:07:43.980 There isn't any high profile person I wouldn't have on.

00:07:47.660 Like if Kamala wanted to come on, I'd be like, fuck yeah.

00:07:50.100 That was a semi-genuine question because I can't remember his name, but I know he was known for the cuck shit.

00:07:55.620 Oh, he didn't say yes.

00:07:58.520 Oh, yeah.

00:07:59.120 Oh, he hasn't yet?

00:07:59.980 OK.

00:08:01.340 I had him scheduled to come on my show before it broke.

00:08:04.260 Before it popped, I had him scheduled to come on.

00:08:06.500 And I was like, listen, if you still want to come on, I'm down.

00:08:08.940 And he's like, let's just wait a while.

00:08:10.400 Before he finger popped his ass, I hope.

00:08:12.240 He was like, I have a lot of things I need to cancel, a lot of other engagements that I need to cancel before I come on.

00:08:21.560 So let's just get all that out of the way.

00:08:23.460 What exactly happened with that?

00:08:24.920 Did it just come out that he was like putting dildos in his ass for money like years ago?

00:08:28.480 Like, I don't know.

00:08:29.460 I never did a deep dive.

00:08:30.380 I literally just like the way I see stories like that, the stuff that I find funny, I hold on to.

00:08:36.180 And the stuff that goes against that, I don't listen to because I'm just here for a fun time.

00:08:39.820 I genuinely don't care about this random masculinity dude on here.

00:08:43.060 Like sure, if I ever was to like do a full on expose or have him on, I'd actually search through the truth.

00:08:47.680 But for me, I'm just like, oh, he did gay shit and put stuff up his butt.

00:08:51.460 I thought he was like selling his wife for sex.

00:08:54.620 I think he was fucking his wife on camera.

00:08:57.780 No, he was letting other guys fuck his wife on camera.

00:09:00.320 Oh, so he's literally a cuck.

00:09:01.640 How it all started, it's a funny thing.

00:09:03.200 It seems to be like me not knowing that like I feel like I should know the least.

00:09:07.240 But no, I think how it started was he had an article about like the cuck stuff he wrote forever ago.

00:09:12.260 And that was it.

00:09:13.300 And then he went on that like a show with that chick.

00:09:16.460 I don't even know the fuck her name is.

00:09:17.740 Everyone's all about her.

00:09:18.680 It was the Australian girl.

00:09:21.760 She's really pretty.

00:09:22.680 Sydney.

00:09:23.280 Yeah.

00:09:23.960 Yeah.

00:09:24.200 And he was on there and she asked him about it.

00:09:27.280 She asked him about it pretty politely.

00:09:28.940 And he got all cunty about it.

00:09:30.660 Like for some reason.

00:09:32.300 What happened?

00:09:32.940 That's when people started digging.

00:09:34.180 It was during Q&A.

00:09:35.060 Yeah.

00:09:35.240 It was during Q&A.

00:09:36.340 So she was reading questions and somebody asked about it and she didn't know what the fuck it was.

00:09:40.220 She wasn't even trying to throw him under the bus and he snapped.

00:09:42.800 Yeah.

00:09:43.080 So that makes it even worse.

00:09:44.060 And that's when people start digging.

00:09:45.380 Like, all right, bet.

00:09:46.460 And they had like way more shit.

00:09:48.440 The Streisand effect pretty much on his cuckold past.

00:09:51.680 Big time.

00:09:53.080 But the thing is, like, why wouldn't you get out ahead of that?

00:09:56.300 Like Jack Murphy, he's pretty big, man.

00:09:57.840 He's got this business.

00:09:58.600 It's like, why wouldn't you think, all right, this is going to come out someday because it's still on the internet.

00:10:02.340 Why don't I say, like, why don't I write an article that says, I used to be a cuck.

00:10:05.760 Here's how I changed.

00:10:07.100 Or here's why I changed.

00:10:08.480 Get ahead of it.

00:10:09.480 Yeah.

00:10:09.660 There's an angle you can work with that, I think.

00:10:11.900 You know, like, I mean, I mean, sure, yeah, people won't agree with you, but you're better off to fucking own it than to be like.

00:10:18.220 Right.

00:10:18.760 What angle can you work when you're trying to sell masculinity?

00:10:23.560 I'm so fucking masculine, I don't even care about pussy dog.

00:10:26.100 I have a question, though, because if he's letting dudes fuck his wife and he's doing it for money, is he a cuck or is he actually a pimp?

00:10:37.520 I've had that whole million times.

00:10:39.040 I'm making some fucking money, dog.

00:10:40.440 I don't know if it was for money.

00:10:42.100 I have never heard of it.

00:10:43.500 I think the other angle is, like, you could be like, yeah, my wife fucks all those guys and she still thinks I'm the best.

00:10:49.200 I'm still the best fuck she's ever had.

00:10:51.040 And she's fucked 1,000 dudes or something like that.

00:10:54.300 You know who she still holds on the prize every night?

00:10:57.140 Me, not them.

00:10:59.000 Well, after this, I don't think Jack's going to be coming on my show, but that's okay.

00:11:02.460 You're welcome, Clint.

00:11:04.060 By the way, if he does watch Clint's absolute class act, I guarantee you won't even talk about it at all.

00:11:09.600 And he's been pretty nice here so far.

00:11:11.020 I really wouldn't talk about it.

00:11:12.080 And I'm going to be honest.

00:11:14.000 I don't really care what you do with your wife.

00:11:17.020 Like, I'm just being totally honest.

00:11:18.440 Yeah, sure.

00:11:18.700 I don't either.

00:11:18.920 I would never.

00:11:20.040 I would absolutely never.

00:11:21.600 And I would probably brutalize.

00:11:23.080 You would never fuck Jack Murphy's wife?

00:11:26.140 And any guy who even, like, hinted at it, I would be like, oh, you're dead to me.

00:11:31.620 So I don't understand it.

00:11:33.260 But at the same time, like, I genuinely don't care what you do with your wife.

00:11:37.160 I don't care.

00:11:38.120 So I got a story for you.

00:11:39.240 I had a buddy.

00:11:40.380 He's still my buddy, frankly.

00:11:41.220 He's my wife.

00:11:42.880 And this was, like, years ago.

00:11:45.520 And it was, like, right after I started dating, who is now my wife.

00:11:47.900 And he was dating one of her friends.

00:11:50.480 And she's smoking hot.

00:11:51.920 And he's like, listen, I talked to so-and-so about it.

00:11:56.780 And we'd be interested in, like, you having a threesome with both of them.

00:12:01.800 And then I would get to do it, like, on another occasion.

00:12:04.480 Right?

00:12:05.400 And he's like, how do you feel about that?

00:12:06.640 Like, he wanted to have a threesome with my girlfriend and his girlfriend.

00:12:08.760 And then in exchange for that, I would be able to have a threesome with his girlfriend and my girlfriend.

00:12:12.380 Tit for tat.

00:12:13.040 Okay, cool.

00:12:13.560 Tit for tat.

00:12:14.800 Tit for tat.

00:12:16.100 You're going to quit mo crow.

00:12:18.700 Right, right.

00:12:19.620 And I was like, listen, man.

00:12:21.280 I was like, I think she might be the real deal.

00:12:24.180 And if I do that, I'm never going to look at her the same.

00:12:27.420 Like, then it's just, like, a hit it and quit it thing.

00:12:29.260 It's, like, done.

00:12:29.900 Right?

00:12:30.240 So I didn't do it.

00:12:31.000 And I'm so glad I didn't.

00:12:31.640 Because I have, like, a daughter with her now.

00:12:32.960 Like, I made the right call.

00:12:34.240 But I don't know.

00:12:34.800 It's different when it's, like, already your wife.

00:12:36.500 Like, you know?

00:12:37.160 I don't know.

00:12:37.780 Because you wouldn't trade your daughter for a threesome?

00:12:40.080 That's pretty good.

00:12:40.800 I'm not ISIS, bro.

00:12:46.980 God.

00:12:48.740 That's also, how good of a friend do you have to be to be, like, hey, dude.

00:12:52.340 You want me to let me fuck your girlfriend?

00:12:54.480 Yeah, he was great about it.

00:12:55.740 He was, like, totally cool.

00:12:56.500 He's, like, I totally understand.

00:12:57.540 We just wanted to ask you about it.

00:12:58.640 Like, you know, whatever.

00:13:00.040 I'm libertarian in that sense.

00:13:01.400 Like, hey, thanks for asking and not just, like, trying to make it happen.

00:13:04.260 You know?

00:13:04.840 Oh, that would be really bad.

00:13:06.220 He's just, like, I'm more of a forgiveness, not permission type.

00:13:10.800 But the smart move is you start with a guy first.

00:13:13.200 You know what I mean?

00:13:14.600 And then after, you'll be like, hey, it's only fair we fuck your girlfriend.

00:13:18.720 Hey, that's actually a great excuse.

00:13:20.520 If you actually are having the threesome and you get caught, you just go, oh, bro, bro,

00:13:24.500 bro, relax.

00:13:25.300 We're going to have to give you a turn.

00:13:26.720 You're going to have sex, so it's all good.

00:13:29.160 I mean, not right after, I mean, unless you want to right after this, sloppy seconds and

00:13:33.420 all.

00:13:33.660 But, like, I mean, just later date.

00:13:35.260 I love how he's, like, a later date.

00:13:36.820 It's just, like, he gives you, like, a free fuck card.

00:13:40.080 He's just, like, he goes, like, he's like, here you go.

00:13:44.240 Here's your one free fuck.

00:13:45.040 It's literally the Monopoly get out of jail card, just, like, with a knee on it.

00:13:48.500 No, he's just that smooth.

00:13:50.660 Like, he was planning on doing it and then never allowed Chase to actually do it.

00:13:55.220 Right, right.

00:13:55.860 Bait and switch.

00:13:57.020 Sort of like restitution theory, though, too.

00:13:58.880 You have nothing to complain about.

00:13:59.980 You've got an equal exchange here.

00:14:01.340 Like, you know, even if you were to take it to court, you were offered the equal market

00:14:05.640 value.

00:14:06.140 Like, I don't know what you want at a situation.

00:14:09.200 Right.

00:14:09.460 Would Chase be able to sue if the guy pulled that out of him?

00:14:13.440 I don't know.

00:14:13.940 He said, I was going to get to fuck his girlfriend, and I never did.

00:14:19.020 Dude, hey, real talk, though.

00:14:20.040 If you go second in that arrangement, you are such a sucker.

00:14:24.380 Like, yes, you are.

00:14:25.540 You're basically acknowledging that your buddy's girlfriend is hotter than your girl.

00:14:28.220 And I can't remember, like, how he framed it.

00:14:29.900 You know, I don't know if he said, like, then you get to do it.

00:14:31.520 It was just, like, one of those things.

00:14:32.380 Hey, we both get to do it.

00:14:33.320 Well, it's also.

00:14:34.520 We didn't get that far in the details.

00:14:36.800 Pussy is also a depreciating asset.

00:14:39.660 That's true.

00:14:39.820 So, like, whatever.

00:14:40.720 Like, he would get it first, and he would get it at whatever prime pussy.

00:14:43.980 Right.

00:14:44.140 Unless it's, like, a classic pussy.

00:14:45.860 Right.

00:14:46.220 And then, like, when it's 60, like, Stevie Nicks.

00:14:48.360 Like, then it's, like, whoa, this is even better than it was 40 years ago.

00:14:51.480 Like, that chick from Caligula and from the movie Red or whatever.

00:14:54.540 I forget her name.

00:14:55.360 Like, the hot old lady.

00:14:57.360 Like, but then, like, 10 years ago.

00:14:58.240 Helen Mirren?

00:14:59.420 Is that who it is?

00:15:00.140 She's kind of hot for an old lady.

00:15:01.580 I would say, like, middle age, a little bit higher probably was, like, peak for her.

00:15:06.740 But she's still pretty goddamn hot for an old lady.

00:15:08.120 She was hot in Caligula.

00:15:10.240 She was 100% in Caligula.

00:15:11.700 You can see her.

00:15:12.600 No, I said she was hot in it.

00:15:14.140 Oh, I think you said she was not in Caligula.

00:15:15.580 No, she definitely was.

00:15:17.420 Sophia Loren would still be worth, like, she's, like, a bottle of wine.

00:15:21.980 But no, it's still depreciating, though.

00:15:24.280 Like, I'm not going to be, like, a dick is not a depreciating asset.

00:15:28.360 A dick from fucking 18 years old to 75.

00:15:32.700 You just got to tune it up every once in a while.

00:15:34.280 18 to 75, a dick is a dick.

00:15:36.200 It has not changed at all.

00:15:37.260 I disagree, because it's still attached to a dude who's aging.

00:15:40.260 But I will say this.

00:15:41.240 What's interesting about a dick is that it's a worthless asset that becomes worth something.

00:15:47.680 And then as you become worth more, your dick becomes worth more.

00:15:50.980 And then as you become older, it starts to depreciate.

00:15:53.640 So it's a very complex economic model.

00:15:56.120 Oh, that's true.

00:15:57.040 Maybe it's just because, like, pussy's, like, highest market value is way higher than the dick.

00:16:03.160 How much is Queen Elizabeth's pussy worth?

00:16:04.860 I feel like this is that scene from, I forget that show, the internet people or whatever,

00:16:10.920 where they're, like, doing the dick thing.

00:16:12.300 And they're, like, drawing out the charts.

00:16:14.180 Oh, yes, it's Silicon Valley.

00:16:16.140 And they did talk about Silicon Valley.

00:16:17.780 Yeah, that's right.

00:16:18.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:18.800 That's great.

00:16:20.060 Which is the greatest bit ever.

00:16:21.440 So if you guys want to talk about, type in Silicon Valley.

00:16:23.600 I don't even know what your keywords would be for that.

00:16:25.740 But they're, like, trying to crack the code on some, like, nerd shit.

00:16:29.820 But they're talking about how many people could jerk off at one time.

00:16:33.300 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:33.920 They're trying to figure out how to most efficiently jerk off an entire room full of men.

00:16:39.040 Just search Silicon Valley jerk off, and I'm sure you'll find it in not a bunch of gay porn.

00:16:45.860 Speaking of sexual perversion, Chase, you are familiar with the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop, are you not?

00:16:53.880 So let me totally provide context around that.

00:16:56.720 I have never looked at anything on Hunter Biden's laptop or had access to it.

00:17:10.440 But I have had a two-and-a-half-hour conversation with the man who does.

00:17:13.600 Chase, why did you respond to that 12-year-old in the chat?

00:17:16.940 Is it Ian Miles Chong?

00:17:18.660 He looks like the kind of person who would be in there.

00:17:20.540 Okay, no.

00:17:21.160 Get out of the chat.

00:17:22.620 Hey, Ian's my boy.

00:17:23.780 I like Ian.

00:17:24.440 He was the first guy that was ever on my podcast, so I'm not talking any shit about Ian.

00:17:27.880 He's always been good to me.

00:17:29.180 I don't know anything about him.

00:17:30.240 He just looks like somebody who would be somehow involved in an ancillary manner.

00:17:33.840 I'll tell him you said that.

00:17:41.480 So what the fuck is it, dude?

00:17:42.860 I really don't know.

00:17:45.020 I've heard anything from evidence of financial dealings and backroom dealings and all sorts of really serious stuff.

00:17:52.880 And then I've heard a bunch of debauchery.

00:17:55.860 I've heard all the way to he fucked his sister.

00:17:59.980 No, he fucked his niece.

00:18:02.240 That's what it was.

00:18:02.680 He fucked his niece.

00:18:03.280 I was going to say he's sister.

00:18:04.740 All right.

00:18:05.020 I can provide.

00:18:05.740 Let me provide some insight on this because I know.

00:18:07.700 So first of all, after everybody watches this episode, don't leave this episode.

00:18:13.500 But on my YouTube channel, One American Podcast, it's also on Spotify.

00:18:19.140 Everywhere you can listen to a podcast.

00:18:20.740 Listen to it.

00:18:21.580 You can plug it at the end, okay?

00:18:23.220 You can skip me at the end.

00:18:24.780 It's the Jack Maxey episode.

00:18:26.820 J-A-C-K-M-A-X-E-Y.

00:18:29.260 Jack Maxey graduated from Princeton, I believe.

00:18:32.620 And he's been heavily involved in politics his entire career.

00:18:37.940 He was the co-host of Steve Bannon's War Room for the first year.

00:18:42.260 And that's how he got the laptop.

00:18:43.920 Rudy Giuliani gave it to him right before the election in 2020.

00:18:48.160 So he's got a copy of the laptop, right?

00:18:51.020 And he has spent hours going through it.

00:18:54.840 And I think he's in Switzerland right now.

00:18:57.480 Making it because Switzerland is the only place that he's been able to host a backup of it, I believe, without it being taken down within two hours.

00:19:04.700 So they've tried servers in different countries, and it always disappears.

00:19:08.440 And so he's there right now.

00:19:10.920 And they're going to publish an indexed version of it.

00:19:13.260 I don't know if they're publishing it to the public or just to law enforcement, where you can search by keyword.

00:19:18.040 It's got over 20 hours of porn on it.

00:19:20.300 It's got thousands of texts and emails on it.

00:19:24.060 And that's where the real incriminating stuff is.

00:19:26.460 He told me that there was nothing that would legally constitute child pornography on the laptop that he knew of from what he looked through yet.

00:19:35.200 It was back in September when I had him on.

00:19:36.940 He was going to incriminate himself.

00:19:38.780 However, he has said that he did have a cacophony of inappropriate pictures of his 12-year-old niece, the daughter of his dead brother's wife, who he himself was fucking.

00:19:52.620 Yeah.

00:19:53.440 Right?

00:19:53.660 So he's fucking his dead brother's wife and had inappropriate pictures and message exchanges with his 12-year-old niece.

00:20:00.860 So I don't think there's anything explicitly on the laptop that proves that they had sex.

00:20:06.060 But he was definitely in a sexually abusive relationship with her, according to what I've heard from Jack, who I believe.

00:20:12.180 OK, I think he's a credible source.

00:20:13.440 He's not making money or anything off of this.

00:20:15.740 He's at the end of his career, his retirement age, he's not like a fucking young grifter, right?

00:20:20.400 And based on the text messages, Jill and Joe Biden were aware of the abuse, and there was an internal family turmoil to try to keep Hunter from being able to be alone with his niece because they somehow were aware of it.

00:20:35.500 I think he was doing things like walking around naked in front of her.

00:20:38.180 He was smoking crack in front of her.

00:20:39.800 Just inappropriate, really inappropriate shit.

00:20:41.600 Was it his own house or not?

00:20:42.860 Because that makes a difference.

00:20:43.940 I don't know.

00:20:43.960 I'm just fucking.

00:20:44.260 I mean, just to be fair, in my own goddamn house, I'll smoke crack and walk around naked.

00:20:50.440 He was probably high as shit and just walking around naked and didn't even know.

00:20:55.640 No, because she was sending him like very provocative pictures that weren't that weren't like fully nude, but definitely sexual in nature, according to Jack.

00:21:03.200 I realized Hunter Biden was a libertarian, by the way.

00:21:04.720 Yeah.

00:21:05.140 No, Jesus.

00:21:06.040 But the other side of that coin is that it's like not just like Hunter Biden being a fuck, but the fact that like Jill and Joe knew about it and like kind of covered for it is technically illegal in Delaware, especially if you're a teacher.

00:21:17.140 I think it's illegal for you to be aware child abuse is going on and then not.

00:21:21.020 What about if you're a doctor?

00:21:22.460 I don't know.

00:21:22.960 But and whether or not it's illegal, it's still morally.

00:21:27.160 Yeah, problematic.

00:21:27.940 His therapist was like, fuck this.

00:21:30.660 That's how bad it was.

00:21:31.680 And it's put it's political uranium.

00:21:34.500 Like, yes.

00:21:35.280 Yes.

00:21:35.840 And in addition to that, good point.

00:21:37.920 Doctors have a license to kill.

00:21:39.220 So, you know, at least in some states, not so much Texas as of late, but regarding the emails and stuff, though, I just want to like hammer this out real quick regarding the emails and stuff.

00:21:47.960 You'll have to watch the episode because I don't want to like fuck it up and word things wrong.

00:21:51.280 But there was definitely a tremendous amount of evidence of kickback to Joe Biden from international companies working through Hunter in Arizona, right?

00:22:01.980 In order to get like meetings with the vice president or favorable treatment for the big guy.

00:22:06.140 Right.

00:22:06.340 And there was other shitty stuff.

00:22:07.580 There was there was shit like that going on between China as well.

00:22:10.760 And Hunter Hunter was invested in offshore casinos.

00:22:14.120 He also exploited the Haiti crisis and got some some sort of kick business kickback from providing getting the contracts for relief for Haiti after the tsunami.

00:22:24.120 Right.

00:22:24.240 So this is all shit that was happening while while Joe Biden was vice president.

00:22:27.760 That's what's incriminating about the president is that there's a lot of evidence of kickback going going to him in the business dealing.

00:22:33.520 So, yes, Hunter is a fuck up personally.

00:22:35.760 But like what actually matters from like a political standpoint is that the president covered for this fuckery.

00:22:41.060 A and B, the president appears to have been, you know, basically kind of accepting bribes, pay to play.

00:22:46.980 I don't know.

00:22:47.260 I don't know what the legal term would be for it, but just corrupt shit.

00:22:49.980 Well, yeah, we knew we knew that the Clintons were doing a bunch of corrupt shit in Haiti as well after the crisis there.

00:22:55.840 And I think it was to help out Hillary Clinton's brother or something like that.

00:23:01.800 Some relative of first to like give him like mining access somewhere in the country.

00:23:06.440 That happens all the time.

00:23:08.140 If you remember after Hurricane Katrina, all the cleanup around like New Orleans and especially the smaller towns around New Orleans.

00:23:15.200 All was just like a like a mayor would give out all the contract to his brother and like would make millions of money and like they all got put away.

00:23:23.200 But like why do you think he gives the reconstruction contracts to Halliburton?

00:23:26.860 Yeah, like all this.

00:23:27.740 It's always I mean, this is always happening.

00:23:29.820 But why is this?

00:23:30.580 What I want to know is why is this shit finally getting coming out now?

00:23:34.220 Not like because he fucking you let.

00:23:35.800 Well, oh, yeah.

00:23:36.440 So why is why is the why is all of a sudden that?

00:23:40.020 Yeah, I got a theory about this.

00:23:41.020 Now, like, yeah, this is real.

00:23:42.560 Yeah, so I got a theory about this.

00:23:43.540 So so Maxi provided the laptop to the Senate, every member of the Senate Judiciary Committee and I believe June or July of 2021, as well as had a meeting with several major media outlets, including The Washington Post, New York Times, where he sat with them in a conference room with their journalists and walked through the contents of the laptop and provided them with copies of it.

00:24:03.040 Right.

00:24:03.240 And so none of them would publish anything about it until another platform did.

00:24:07.860 They were all too scared to do it.

00:24:09.520 And I think the reason this is coming out now and the reason the New York Times acknowledged the legitimacy of the laptop, I believe it's because they knew that Jack is about ready to publish like the indexed version of it.

00:24:21.980 And they wanted to admit that it was legitimate before it was undeniable that it was legitimate, because that would have been more embarrassing for them as a as a as a as a it's basically wild because, well, they blatantly they blatantly covered it up leading up to the election when it came out right before the election.

00:24:40.200 And they knew that it was real.

00:24:41.840 It wasn't like they fucked up and made a mistake.

00:24:43.360 Like they knew that it was not Russian disinformation and everybody had presented them the evidence in July of twenty twenty twenty twenty one.

00:24:50.660 I don't think he got the laptop until October of twenty twenty.

00:24:53.780 So it's going to be the October.

00:24:55.340 How can we know that they knew it then?

00:24:57.620 Because if if they didn't get it until after the election, how can we know that they they covered it up?

00:25:02.240 Oh, that's a good point.

00:25:03.280 That's a good point.

00:25:04.060 That's a good point.

00:25:04.640 I should I should probably be more careful about how I word that in that case.

00:25:08.040 I hadn't thought of it like that.

00:25:08.860 But I think Giuliani, I think Giuliani had provided it to the media outlets when he was working on the actual Trump campaign.

00:25:14.580 But I might have my details fucked up like you can watch the episode.

00:25:18.640 I'm not trying to fuck this up.

00:25:19.960 No, I can remember this.

00:25:20.900 And I'm pretty sure that it was in the hands of the FBI before the election.

00:25:25.020 Yeah, the FBI.

00:25:25.940 I know the FBI had it, but I don't know if if, you know, New York Times and all these all these.

00:25:31.020 It's Russian disinformation.

00:25:32.500 Had they actually seen it?

00:25:33.740 Like, I would love to know if they had because if they had definitely no evidence, it was Russian disinformation other than the intelligence community.

00:25:38.860 Saying that it was an intelligence community itself knew that it was real because they had it.

00:25:42.420 Right.

00:25:42.940 It's also like these guys all have connections.

00:25:45.120 If they want anything from the FBI, they can get it.

00:25:47.420 If like New York Times, all these big ones can get what they want.

00:25:50.000 If they really, truly were like, well, they can they can get it if the FBI wants them to have it.

00:25:55.760 That's also true.

00:25:56.400 I'm just pissed off that Ted Cruz has had it since July, since June or July, because he's on the Senate Judiciary Committee.

00:26:01.120 It's like, where are the Republicans on this shit?

00:26:03.060 And maybe they're waiting until after the midterms.

00:26:05.060 So then if they use it to impeach, they actually have a majority.

00:26:07.360 I don't know.

00:26:07.700 No, no, that's fucking scum, though.

00:26:09.940 Ted is.

00:26:10.240 Yeah.

00:26:10.820 Like, he really is.

00:26:11.600 That's where he's like he knows all the rhetoric and all the right shit.

00:26:15.060 He is like a perfect example of like the Machiavellian or or whatever who plays the game because he knows all the the liberty theory and all that shit or conservative theory.

00:26:24.260 And he speaks it well.

00:26:26.020 But then you see anytime anything's not the least bit politically viable for him, he'll play one way.

00:26:30.620 And it's backfired him a couple of times, like the January 6th thing where he was calling it like a terrorist shit a while ago and stuff.

00:26:35.720 So, yeah, I mean, whatever.

00:26:36.940 I know my eyes have opened to Ted a lot in the past few years.

00:26:41.360 Right.

00:26:41.580 I think my conspiracy brain is thinking that this shit is getting released and actually being verified.

00:26:48.280 Like they're like, yeah, well, it's real because I think they're about done with Biden.

00:26:52.140 I think they're ready to like be like, all right, we're done with this old ass.

00:26:56.280 Yeah.

00:26:56.480 And I think I think they're just they're they're like getting things in a row to impeach him because they have like comma ready.

00:27:04.920 I don't know.

00:27:05.300 I don't think I don't think there's no there's no way the Democrats are going to impeach Biden.

00:27:09.800 Yeah.

00:27:10.380 If anything, if anything, they would present it to Joe and say, hey, you old dementia riddled fucking impatient piece of shit.

00:27:17.060 Yeah.

00:27:17.300 It's 25th Amendment time or you can resign due to health issues.

00:27:21.240 How about you?

00:27:21.760 I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm not saying impeach.

00:27:25.520 I'm just saying they would, yes, make him step down.

00:27:29.620 OK, that's why I think of anywhere they can get him out of office is what I'm saying.

00:27:32.980 Yeah, I got you.

00:27:34.020 I don't.

00:27:35.180 That's I would think from a political strategy route, that would be a weird.

00:27:39.780 I think the only way they're going to do something like that line like that is if their hands are forced.

00:27:44.100 I think I would assume they're probably trying to wait until the next election.

00:27:47.100 I think so, too, because just simply because they fucking know Kamala is unelectable.

00:27:52.440 She is so awful.

00:27:53.500 Every time she every time she talks, it sounds like a kid who fucking didn't read the book.

00:27:58.600 Who's giving a book report?

00:27:59.720 Like, right.

00:28:00.140 And it's not just their clips taken out of context.

00:28:02.420 Like, if you listen to an entire interview or an entire speech, you can be like super misogynist and be like, what the fuck?

00:28:09.900 And but hey, look at this clip.

00:28:11.560 And I'm like, you know, I kind of see where you're coming from.

00:28:13.660 Like, as an example, looking at her, like, I don't know.

00:28:18.000 She's every bad stereotype about women.

00:28:20.840 Yeah.

00:28:21.360 Also literally suck dick to get to the top.

00:28:24.220 I mentioned that to a buddy of mine.

00:28:26.420 Slick Willie Brown, man.

00:28:27.980 I mentioned that to a buddy of mine.

00:28:29.420 He didn't realize that.

00:28:31.000 And he's from California.

00:28:32.160 And I was like, yeah, dude, she literally.

00:28:34.560 They kept it under the table.

00:28:35.960 I was like, I was like, she literally sucked Willie Brown's dick.

00:28:40.200 And that's how he was the DA.

00:28:42.220 And I got.

00:28:43.060 And that's how she's been.

00:28:43.940 The mayor at that point, right?

00:28:45.200 Mayor of Cisco or something.

00:28:46.760 Willie straight up said it too, didn't he?

00:28:48.320 Yes.

00:28:48.560 He admitted it.

00:28:49.080 I was like, I was like.

00:28:50.020 Best piece of pussy I ever had.

00:28:52.160 He was like, is that?

00:28:53.240 He was like, oh, is that just like a conspiracy?

00:28:54.840 He's like, no, the guy admitted it.

00:28:56.720 And I'm pretty sure she's admitted or at least like hasn't denied it.

00:29:00.600 I was like, this is all true.

00:29:02.460 I just.

00:29:02.940 Hey, let's be honest.

00:29:04.360 She sucked her dick to becoming vice president of the United States.

00:29:06.440 That's pretty good.

00:29:07.160 That's a pretty good job.

00:29:08.820 Whatever she's doing with that mouth.

00:29:10.740 Whoa, boy.

00:29:11.760 Yeah.

00:29:12.240 Joe Biden did the same thing.

00:29:15.720 He sucked Barack.

00:29:17.560 Also, I just want to.

00:29:18.800 Clint, I think at some point, I know that all the rhetoric is that like we need to help

00:29:24.020 Ukraine and all that shit because they really want money.

00:29:25.900 But I think in the back of their mind, all of them actually do know that it is very perilous

00:29:30.120 to get into a war with Russia.

00:29:31.780 And so they're just like, we can't have somebody like Joe Biden in there who actually might

00:29:35.800 accidentally get into a war with Russia.

00:29:37.960 And so we need to get them out.

00:29:39.300 That's maybe a thing.

00:29:40.300 Oh, it's because it is.

00:29:41.540 People are just liars.

00:29:43.000 Yeah.

00:29:43.440 Well, these people are literally liars.

00:29:45.120 They all know what's actually the.

00:29:47.100 Well, if they're actually winning, they shouldn't be asking for help because World War Three does

00:29:50.960 not look good for Ukraine either.

00:29:52.400 That's like the first country that gets fucked.

00:29:54.540 Russia will be like, bye, nuke.

00:29:55.900 Boom.

00:29:56.340 Yo, go on.

00:29:57.320 The political drama side of things, there's all of the cacophony of things going on.

00:30:02.520 It's such a weird, precarious position for the elite because it really does.

00:30:06.780 Like, yeah, I'm sure it is like you could in your head, you can be like, well, OK, well,

00:30:11.040 this is a double.

00:30:12.000 This is a double side opera.

00:30:13.520 This is that.

00:30:14.060 But there's so many things that are like, I don't know.

00:30:16.920 This is like one little like just a whiff on one little card in the south of cards is

00:30:23.180 fucked.

00:30:24.360 And so many different routes like the Ukraine, Russia shit.

00:30:27.200 It's like there's so many different ways this can work out that does not work out well

00:30:30.740 for the elite, you know, especially with all the Burisma shit and all the other stuff

00:30:34.360 associated with it.

00:30:35.200 So it's like there's just it's such a weird mechanism other than a populist uprising that

00:30:41.700 actually makes them pay a price because I don't think there is whether they pay the

00:30:45.940 price or not isn't what I'm getting at.

00:30:47.540 It's more whether they don't get their plans to go the way they want them to or at least

00:30:52.080 certain select people.

00:30:53.200 Maybe there are some people who are like, yeah, fuck.

00:30:55.500 Yeah.

00:30:55.620 We want all these elites to go down, but they're using it to build up their other hustle somewhere

00:30:59.320 else.

00:30:59.640 I've heard people theorize that was like the New World Order shit that maybe they're

00:31:03.200 shifting towards like Russia and China and shit, and they're kind of throwing us out

00:31:06.780 to dry.

00:31:07.700 Like it may be some side of the WF guys are kind of like, no, you're good.

00:31:11.840 Like, but they're really just like fucking us over or them over behind their back.

00:31:16.840 Like, I don't know every time every time I see something about like WF or like I know

00:31:20.840 like New World Order was mentioned the other day by Biden.

00:31:23.300 And then you see like Putin like he like talks about it.

00:31:25.980 He was just like, no, basically, he's like, fuck the New World Order.

00:31:28.400 Like he's like, fuck the world.

00:31:29.900 He's a nationalist.

00:31:30.980 Yeah.

00:31:31.240 I was like, God damn it.

00:31:32.060 He hates globalism.

00:31:32.520 The Russians have always hated globalism.

00:31:33.680 It is so weird because it's like, you're like, I know this guy is really bad, but he

00:31:38.940 was like, maybe he has a point at least.

00:31:44.360 I mean, I don't even, I won't even like give that preface of how bad Putin is, because

00:31:51.600 if you know anything about American politics, there is like nothing that he's done that we

00:31:57.940 haven't.

00:31:58.600 Yeah.

00:31:58.820 I don't know.

00:31:59.440 I didn't even have WMDs.

00:32:02.940 It's so hard.

00:32:04.280 And I get it.

00:32:05.020 There are people who are like, you know, have family members involved or whatever, but there

00:32:08.440 is definitely that context of like, I mean, how much do you, I mean, don't get me wrong.

00:32:12.460 Like, I feel bad for the people in those individual situations.

00:32:14.800 But yeah, the point is like, if you're like, we need to do this and we need to do that.

00:32:18.160 And we're like, what position are we coming from with this?

00:32:23.600 Like, it's like anything they've done pales in comparison to the majority of shit we've

00:32:28.420 done.

00:32:29.560 Can I ask you guys a question real quick?

00:32:31.260 This is something that's been baffling me.

00:32:33.460 So, so Ukraine, Ukraine is notoriously corrupt, right?

00:32:37.080 Yes.

00:32:37.400 Very.

00:32:37.600 And the reason, the reason I mentioned that is because there's a small part of me, like

00:32:41.580 a 5% who thinks that Biden, Zelensky and Putin might be all in on it.

00:32:48.020 Because in what scenario could the, like, why didn't the Russians just bribe the Ukrainian

00:32:55.480 leadership?

00:32:55.920 Like, why did, why an invasion?

00:32:57.460 Like, why don't you just fucking pay them a shit ton of money not to join NATO?

00:33:00.860 Like they're corrupt.

00:33:01.940 You can just buy them.

00:33:03.440 They did do that too, didn't they?

00:33:04.840 They don't have, they don't have, they don't have the, the power of the printing press

00:33:08.160 that the U S government does that we, we gave them $200 billion.

00:33:12.220 Couldn't he just go to Zelensky and be like, I need you to push this.

00:33:14.100 I'll give you a billion fucking dollars.

00:33:15.840 The U S government gave him 15 billion.

00:33:18.200 Right.

00:33:18.900 I mean, if you look at it from the levers, if you look at it from the levers of power and

00:33:22.680 who's where, and like in that specific situation, when it comes to, you know, being the fulcrum

00:33:27.540 point Ukraine, you know, of NATO against the other part of the world empire, you know, in

00:33:32.760 their heads, Russia, cause they're kind of at odds.

00:33:35.540 I mean, yeah, I mean, whatever, I mean, if we're going super conspiracy, whatever Russia

00:33:40.720 could offer them, they would be far outmatched by multiple other, you know, groups within

00:33:45.660 the opposing group.

00:33:46.980 So like Russia, I mean, don't get me wrong, Russia.

00:33:49.820 I mean, I'm not a huge econ guy and Clint probably can bust us back this up a little more.

00:33:54.400 They're more independent, but so far as like output or like how large they are financially,

00:33:58.340 they don't have, they don't have, they don't have like a big dick to swing around, but

00:34:01.380 they're more self-sufficient.

00:34:02.480 And so they're like, yeah, they're more hardy in that sense.

00:34:05.740 Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Putin kind of like delay this like for a really long

00:34:10.700 time?

00:34:11.160 Like the U S overthrew the government in Ukraine in 2014.

00:34:14.460 They've been pushing Crimea though.

00:34:17.600 He took Crimea.

00:34:19.160 He did, but they, I mean, they voted to join Russia though.

00:34:22.820 Apparently did they, I like, did they or did they?

00:34:25.340 Yeah, that's, well, yeah, that's, you know, in Austria, welcomed the Nazis, did they?

00:34:31.800 And Joe Biden's president.

00:34:33.760 I don't know.

00:34:34.320 I mean, it's, even if you take the complete opposite side of that, like Russia is a complete

00:34:39.220 big dick assholes.

00:34:40.460 It's also like, this is basically a border dispute and it's kind of like, I don't fucking

00:34:45.180 know.

00:34:45.720 Like you can play these back and forth games.

00:34:47.820 It's a border dispute amongst two very corrupt governments.

00:34:52.440 So like why any libertarian is taking a side on this is perplexing to me.

00:34:58.400 Like the side obviously is with the people, the victims of war that have no interest in

00:35:03.160 it.

00:35:03.320 But to, to make this like the way, the way it's talked about is, is if Ukraine is

00:35:08.780 Ancapistan and then you have like this totalitarian government to the North that's trying to fucking

00:35:13.500 destroy them.

00:35:14.320 It's so detached from reality.

00:35:16.180 I would love for both the governments to fall, but I'm not going to root for Ukraine,

00:35:20.300 Ukraine's government, even if I put on my big status hat and look at things from the

00:35:24.460 perspective of how governments operate or how they should or shouldn't operate, I like

00:35:27.980 there's valid arguments to be made on both sides.

00:35:30.200 So the idea like either side, you can make, well, this person didn't provoke to that here

00:35:34.340 and well then, well, this person provoked to there and you can play this back and forth

00:35:37.700 of like, uh, you know, who did what?

00:35:39.860 And this is literally, it's, it's kind of fucking annoying when we get into this with people

00:35:43.360 and you're like, well, this person started this, this part's I have kids.

00:35:46.000 So this is like a conversation I have on the fucking daily where they're like, well, she

00:35:49.400 fucking did that.

00:35:50.100 And you're like, okay, yeah, I'm not saying what she did was okay, but like you also,

00:35:53.560 this then made it fucking worse.

00:35:55.380 Like I'm not, you know, the difference is, is that kids fighting and then you have the

00:36:02.080 principal, which is United States government.

00:36:03.740 That's just coming in and like, like putting some in their brain to make them even crazier.

00:36:10.500 So like, well, what I would advocate for is that the U S government stop fucking with

00:36:16.000 these people, leave them alone.

00:36:17.400 The whole reason that they're at odds with each other, not the whole reason, but a huge

00:36:20.260 percentage of it is just because we've been gassing up the Ukrainian government to do this.

00:36:25.500 And I mean, this is real clear.

00:36:27.600 Oh yeah.

00:36:28.180 No.

00:36:28.980 By the way, it's also like, you remember a couple of years ago, whenever, uh, China and

00:36:33.500 India had that really big border dispute that we thought that there were, the thought

00:36:37.880 was, was going to start a huge war between India and China.

00:36:41.080 Do you remember that?

00:36:42.220 Like, did you remember any weird, like no weapons whatsoever, weird fights or some shit?

00:36:47.720 Which camp would be worse.

00:36:51.300 But I remember that, but like, nobody, nobody at that, nobody at that time was like, they

00:36:57.520 wouldn't even know they were in it.

00:36:59.120 This is like what we've always been, but like nobody at, nobody at that time was going

00:37:04.400 like, Oh, the U S needs to get involved here.

00:37:06.240 Or like, it was just like, Hey, they're having their little shit, like thing going

00:37:09.720 on right now.

00:37:10.800 The point that you're making right now is a really important one.

00:37:13.500 If we were going to arm an uprising of a, of a truly freedom oriented people, like the

00:37:20.520 Hong Kongers.

00:37:21.800 Exactly.

00:37:22.080 I could, I could understand the libertarian argument of going like, I believe in human

00:37:29.820 liberty anywhere that exists on earth.

00:37:32.080 And these people are truly fighting for liberty.

00:37:34.880 Like that would be something.

00:37:35.980 Cause that wasn't a government that was really rising up.

00:37:38.500 That was the people.

00:37:39.300 This is different.

00:37:40.260 This is a fucking totally, this is two governments.

00:37:42.500 Like just fucking let it go.

00:37:43.920 Please save us.

00:37:45.320 Save me.

00:37:45.900 Right.

00:37:46.040 And the Ukrainian government is essentially an arm of the U S government.

00:37:49.240 And as far as I can tell Putin, he wants Ukraine to not be in NATO, but he really doesn't

00:37:53.900 want like the NATO countries to be right on his ass basically.

00:37:57.460 So I think he would really kind of just want them to back up towards kind of like the midway

00:38:03.380 point in Ukraine and only have, uh, the Western part of Ukraine, which is the more like Ukrainian

00:38:10.020 ethnic part of Ukraine, whereas the Eastern part of it is ethnically Russian.

00:38:14.520 Dude, this is, this is in, in his request for a treaty, uh, like a ceasefire or whatever

00:38:19.720 was that they recognize Donbass as like its own independent territory.

00:38:24.480 Like basically making it a country he, I, I am very confident that what he wants is

00:38:30.200 a, a truly independent buffer zone between him and NATO territory.

00:38:35.500 Cause he, whether or not they are actually in NATO is kind of irrelevant because they

00:38:39.400 are acting as if they are.

00:38:40.740 So what difference does it make?

00:38:42.380 You know, he's just trying to have a fucking buffer between him and NATO.

00:38:45.560 And if anyone blames him for that, you're just not, you know, stealing the reality.

00:38:51.040 It is really funny that, that NATO is the, they're just like, yeah, they're the good

00:38:54.680 guys.

00:38:54.980 And, um, I remember I was watching, uh, Dave, like look at the, um, that Ben Shapiro and

00:39:00.360 Bill Maher, uh, interview and like, and like, um, Bill Maher made a great point.

00:39:06.340 He was just like, why does NATO exist?

00:39:08.480 And then like Ben Shapiro was like, well, you know, they have to exist because the, uh,

00:39:11.620 we had to make sure that the Russians didn't, uh, afterwards come back and form the Soviet

00:39:15.920 union again.

00:39:16.440 And it's like, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

00:39:17.760 We have to project strength.

00:39:18.940 Yeah.

00:39:19.420 No, he was like, we can project strength so that they, he was like, why don't we just

00:39:23.040 invite them into NATO?

00:39:23.840 If they were like, they literally overthrew their government and were wanting to be free.

00:39:27.940 And then like, you were just like, nope, we're going to make any enemies out of them

00:39:30.960 still.

00:39:31.880 And like, you know, shut up you old long haired faggot.

00:39:35.180 You know, what would really project strength is if we didn't destroy our dollar by trying

00:39:39.020 to control every fucking military engagement on the planet for the past 40 years.

00:39:43.140 Like that, like, that's what we could have done.

00:39:45.400 Had we just used the unipolar moment and, and shifted to some sort of sound money, Austrian

00:39:51.120 economics program, we could have fucking ruled for hundreds of years.

00:39:54.820 Yeah.

00:39:55.100 Because we didn't, we're now going to fall.

00:39:57.200 And that's just like, we hadn't overspent to go into Vietnam.

00:39:59.460 So we had to go off the gold standard because we ran out of fucking money.

00:40:02.680 Yeah.

00:40:03.000 Then Vietnam is kind of where this started just because it's military industrial complex bullshit

00:40:07.080 from post-World War II.

00:40:07.980 And this is exactly Korean war.

00:40:09.400 You can go back to the fucking World War I.

00:40:10.840 But this is really crazy to go back forever, man.

00:40:13.240 Every historian knows this is how every empire falls.

00:40:16.480 And yet we, like, every empire does it.

00:40:18.760 It doesn't matter that they know it.

00:40:19.980 They still do it.

00:40:20.700 It's fucking wild.

00:40:21.680 And then we're going to get invaded by the North by the Canadians.

00:40:24.340 It's the irony of like, of government in general and how it inevitably fails.

00:40:29.160 And if you look at it, like, it is funny because you do, you just point out, you're like,

00:40:32.400 well, if we had just done this and you're not wrong, if we did just do that,

00:40:35.960 but all the incentives go the exact opposite way.

00:40:38.600 So it's like, it's the same thing with, like, I don't know, the Constitution.

00:40:41.360 It's like, well, if we did this, if we did this, if we went back to the Constitution,

00:40:44.780 well, they're fucking not going to us.

00:40:46.380 So, like, I don't know.

00:40:46.900 I just reread Hoppe, Democracy, the God that Failed.

00:40:51.700 Hell yeah.

00:40:52.040 And this is, I mean, this is a perfect example of his argument, is that a monarchy, if it

00:40:57.180 was, if they, if a monarchy had a unipolar moment, which obviously it did happen historically,

00:41:02.380 but if you had a unipolar moment where, like, that was the hegemon, like the United States

00:41:06.620 government monarchy led by whatever.

00:41:10.640 King Biden.

00:41:11.160 Barber Streisand.

00:41:11.900 King Biden.

00:41:12.740 Like the Streisand lineage.

00:41:14.240 They could, they, I mean, because they would have cared about their heirs and, and having

00:41:18.820 the, you know, their legacy and their power, you know, perpetual, uh, yeah, they could

00:41:24.460 have done it.

00:41:24.900 Like a monarchy would have been in a better, a better governmental system to maintain that

00:41:28.740 position of power.

00:41:29.480 Anyways, I'll stop talking about Hoppe.

00:41:30.440 Yeah, there's definitely, uh, there's also the argument that there's like, it's almost

00:41:33.460 the Eye of Sauron type thing when it comes to like a monarchy.

00:41:36.480 Like, yes, you have these people with these like borderline ultimate power, but there's a limited

00:41:40.760 amount of people and they only have like a certain scope of which they can do.

00:41:44.240 They can actually view kind of like with Sauron.

00:41:46.140 So in a monarchy, you know, traditional monarchy, it's like if you're just some dude living off

00:41:52.320 the land, for the most part, you're, you're out of sight, out of mind.

00:41:54.860 Like, cool.

00:41:55.500 You're, you're living free.

00:41:56.680 No one's really fucking with you.

00:41:57.920 Like pretty much.

00:41:59.680 So, uh, that's the argument for monarchy and why it's dope.

00:42:02.900 Well, the point about the monarchy is essentially that if you have a monarchy, the division between

00:42:09.220 the ruler and the ruled is way more apparent.

00:42:12.020 So like, yeah, at least they're not lying about it.

00:42:14.640 Like, no, you're my bitch.

00:42:15.660 And I feel that way.

00:42:16.540 Like, yeah, it's not gaslighting.

00:42:18.700 No, yeah, that and you also have a singular figurehead.

00:42:22.100 Like if anybody thinks that if Joe Biden were to be taken out peacefully, uh, like, like

00:42:29.700 that would be the end of our problems.

00:42:31.780 Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:42:33.980 Like, there is a problem.

00:42:35.700 It was the system.

00:42:36.480 Yeah.

00:42:36.700 This is a problem I have kind of a good King in a way.

00:42:40.540 This is the problem I have with like boog boys and like, or anyone who thinks violence

00:42:44.100 is the way out.

00:42:44.780 Like, dude, you're going to make it way fucking worse.

00:42:46.360 Like, can you imagine if someone offed Biden and how bad and how the crazy fucking security

00:42:51.960 state we turned to in a fucking snap?

00:42:53.700 Well, dude, look at what they did when people just walked into the Capitol building.

00:42:58.260 Yeah, that's true.

00:43:00.040 Yeah.

00:43:01.300 We did a little bit more than walking, but you know, the cops actually got a little

00:43:09.680 bit more rowdy.

00:43:10.700 I was going to say, one of them got killed.

00:43:12.600 Yes.

00:43:14.640 Oh, man.

00:43:16.760 What was, uh, disappointing that they're going to put a black woman on the Supreme Court,

00:43:21.400 you know, not because, not because she's a woman so much as just because she's black,

00:43:25.660 you know, and I don't really want any black people telling me what I can do with my life.

00:43:29.000 So like, that's kind of fucked up.

00:43:30.380 What I love is that the best Supreme Court justice is a black man.

00:43:35.040 Oh, I'm not familiar.

00:43:36.380 I thought this was the first time that they put a black on.

00:43:38.820 I didn't know Michelle Obama was on the Supreme Court.

00:43:41.260 I'm not going to lie.

00:43:42.180 The little bits I've seen of her, she actually does look like a very smart together woman,

00:43:47.440 but also looks like a mega bitch.

00:43:51.880 That's all mega smart women.

00:43:53.980 I want everybody to everybody on the Supreme Court to be like an asshole because I want people

00:43:58.360 to try to like violate the Constitution and for the Supreme Court judges to be like,

00:44:02.220 what the fuck are you talking about?

00:44:03.540 You know, like you want a judge to kind of be a hard ass when it's like supposed to,

00:44:06.680 when the judge is supposed to defend the Constitution, you know?

00:44:09.500 It's a cunty black woman.

00:44:11.160 It's not the same.

00:44:12.320 Like, like she's that hoity-toity liberal fucking type cunty bitch where it's like,

00:44:18.120 yeah, like she's smart and she has it together,

00:44:20.400 but it's not someone you could actually have a dialogue with.

00:44:22.760 Because if you disagree in any way, she's just going to be a bitch.

00:44:26.000 You're wrong, Jeffrey.

00:44:27.240 You're wrong.

00:44:28.620 She was really hardcore with her sentencing on the Pizzagate shooter.

00:44:33.660 The guy didn't even kill anybody, right?

00:44:35.660 It was a mass shooting, right?

00:44:37.060 She got four years.

00:44:38.960 He fired three rounds, didn't hit anybody.

00:44:41.300 He got four years.

00:44:42.180 And the sentencing guidelines was like 18 months.

00:44:44.660 I don't care.

00:44:45.220 He was protecting children.

00:44:46.620 Look, Toad, let's just be honest.

00:44:48.120 It's a black person telling us what to do with our lives.

00:44:51.600 Like, are we going to allow this, honestly?

00:44:56.280 We need to go back to a monarchy.

00:44:58.860 Oh, my God.

00:44:59.920 I decided before we came on, when Toad said that this was going to be a topic,

00:45:03.340 I was going to play Cole's role for this episode.

00:45:06.680 A black person?

00:45:08.900 She's a woman, sure.

00:45:09.940 But like, whatever.

00:45:11.440 Black.

00:45:12.300 I mean, this is fucking crazy.

00:45:15.540 We're talking about the inmates running the prison.

00:45:18.240 Actually, okay?

00:45:18.780 You get it?

00:45:19.160 Like, it's...

00:45:20.160 That's right.

00:45:23.380 I haven't even watched anything about it, but it's just really funny just how every time

00:45:28.340 we go through this, like, everything comes up about, like, these Supreme Court justices

00:45:32.820 and each side, like, they get upset about the last time, what happened to their candidate,

00:45:37.740 and then they want to, like, bring it back.

00:45:39.380 It's like, it's just this, like, cycle.

00:45:41.180 Yeah, but how are we supposed to fucking repeal the 13th, man?

00:45:43.880 How are we supposed to do that now?

00:45:46.280 It's never going to happen.

00:45:47.120 Listen, I'm really annoyed with all the videos I've seen.

00:45:49.960 I know a lot of people from our camp are showing them around, like, look at this shit, but

00:45:53.040 it all just comes off to me as, like, boomer on, like, gotcha bullshit.

00:45:56.880 Like, hey, what's a fucking woman?

00:46:00.160 Yeah.

00:46:01.120 Like, yeah, I disagree with her answer, but it's also, like, you're kind of being, like,

00:46:05.740 a really, like, old, faggoty...

00:46:08.980 I don't even know.

00:46:09.720 Yeah, that would be a great super cut for your campaign ad at the nursing home.

00:46:13.500 One of the worst things about it, though, is it's just, like, it's blatant pandering,

00:46:16.980 again.

00:46:17.780 Yeah, and it's, like, it's also, like, yeah, what did you expect here?

00:46:21.900 Like, these are all pretty standard lefty answers, so it's, like, it's not even really

00:46:24.800 that much of a gotcha.

00:46:25.640 I honestly don't find anything she has to say at all reprehensible other than her skin

00:46:29.520 color, and that's...

00:46:30.820 I totally agree with her, but her race...

00:46:36.020 Clint going very skinhead tonight.

00:46:40.860 Jesus Christ.

00:46:41.460 I just really want to make sure I can never have any political career.

00:46:45.520 That's the goal of this player.

00:46:46.720 It's honestly the best thing to do, Clint.

00:46:48.520 Problem solved, Clint.

00:46:49.320 Yeah, like, just destroy your political career before it starts, and then you never have to

00:46:53.460 worry about being, like, a fucking fed.

00:46:55.980 Like, you don't have to worry about them coming and killing you if you don't, like, vote on certain

00:46:59.460 things.

00:47:00.060 That's true.

00:47:00.820 You could just be like, I'm just a podcaster.

00:47:03.080 Now that I've talked about how terrible her skin color is, I wanted to actually come to

00:47:07.180 her defense.

00:47:08.360 I think that all of the pushback against her being lenient on child pornography charges,

00:47:15.100 I looked into that.

00:47:16.620 I mean, I didn't look into the case, like, in depth or anything, but...

00:47:19.220 I looked at child pornography.

00:47:22.020 No, no, no.

00:47:22.780 I really could have found you not at 20 years.

00:47:24.700 Come on.

00:47:25.800 No, no, I...

00:47:27.460 You had to find this laptop?

00:47:28.300 What?

00:47:28.440 I looked into the conservative coverage of this in particular, and you have all of the,

00:47:32.740 like, diehard, war on drugs, tough on crime language that's popping up, and I'm going to

00:47:38.200 be honest, like, it rubs me the wrong way, and not the way child porn does.

00:47:42.080 That rubs you the right way.

00:47:44.860 No, it really doesn't.

00:47:46.700 It rubs me the wrong way, because they're like, the minimum sentence was supposed to

00:47:49.760 be, like, 15 years for this amount of child pornography, and her argument was that, well,

00:47:55.480 back when those laws were written, it required, like, physical photographs that people were,

00:47:59.720 like, transiting in, like, luggage or some shit for that to be a crime.

00:48:03.420 And she's like, now, with a click of a button, you can download the same amount that it would

00:48:07.180 have, you know, required your entire life to be, like, modeled around to be this level

00:48:11.480 of child pornographer.

00:48:12.500 And I was like, that's kind of a fair argument.

00:48:14.500 It kind of is.

00:48:15.380 I'm sorry.

00:48:16.000 Like, I don't think that you should...

00:48:17.220 Right, but it's not a victimless crime.

00:48:18.220 Because you click a button on your computer, you go to prison for the rest of your life.

00:48:20.080 Like...

00:48:20.120 I understand, but if that kid was abused because the producer of the content wanted to satisfy

00:48:26.940 the demand of the market...

00:48:27.760 I agree you should go to jail.

00:48:28.500 I agree you should go to jail.

00:48:29.780 I'm just saying that the...

00:48:32.140 It was more of a law thing.

00:48:33.340 It was more of a law thing.

00:48:34.480 The sentencing guidelines are kind of crazy, is what I'm saying.

00:48:36.780 I think there's a death for both, honestly.

00:48:39.380 I gotta say...

00:48:40.200 Everybody that clicks is just dead.

00:48:41.860 You just want to watch this.

00:48:42.140 I feel like this may not be an appreciated take, and probably maybe some people make some

00:48:47.400 jokes, but some of the craziness, like, don't get me wrong, child porn is wrong.

00:48:51.780 100% wrong.

00:48:52.980 But the craziness with some people act with, like, someone was charged, they need to go to

00:48:57.060 fucking jail forever.

00:48:58.500 Like, I find that to be kind of freaky, because it's like, you're throwing out any reasonable

00:49:03.000 faculties out the window, and like, well, what about any other...

00:49:06.840 Like, you know how often, like, and how...

00:49:09.120 Have you looked into, like, the stats on, like, child porn within fucking the alphabet agencies?

00:49:13.760 And it's like, how common...

00:49:15.060 It's like a well-known thing that if you're an enemy of the state, they'll just plant fucking

00:49:19.140 child porn on you and be like, whoop, la-di-da, look what we found here!

00:49:23.280 The alphabet agencies all have it and look at it.

00:49:25.780 Yeah, so it's like...

00:49:26.740 It did it to the fucking brother of the Vegas shooter.

00:49:28.960 Like, I'm almost certain.

00:49:29.880 So to some extent, it's this weird catch-22, because, like, yeah, don't get me wrong, if

00:49:32.920 you could bring someone to me and be like, this motherfucker jerks off to child porn, or

00:49:36.600 he's been producing child porn, or whatever, like, I'd be like, okay, yes, if I can provide

00:49:41.140 some legitimate proof, we'll throw him in the goddamn chipper.

00:49:43.640 But the problem is, we don't live in this idealistic world, and that's not how things

00:49:47.940 work, and you're just, like, referring to, oh, yeah, someone got accused of this somewhere?

00:49:52.280 Fucking lock him up forever.

00:49:53.300 Like, you don't fucking know.

00:49:55.120 This is what bothers me, dude, that you have the same conservatives that are coming out

00:49:59.360 and saying, the FBI is corrupt, the CIA is corrupt, January 6th, they're putting people

00:50:04.260 away without trial, without da-da-da-da-da-da, and they're like, and you know what?

00:50:08.780 I want the Supreme Court justice to put everyone in prison forever, and you're like, dude...

00:50:13.060 Yeah, that's a good point, and I want to reframe my death sentence statement that I made.

00:50:20.200 Because you're right, man.

00:50:22.220 Like, that's the problem.

00:50:23.420 That's ultimately, like, one of the main things about the death sentence that's so controversial,

00:50:26.820 is like, all right, but the judicial system gets the sentence wrong too often.

00:50:31.020 I'm pro-private...

00:50:32.360 Right, but if there...

00:50:33.980 Yeah, if there was a fucking way...

00:50:35.940 I love revenge.

00:50:37.420 If there was a way to know for sure, you know, and that it wasn't planted, if there was a

00:50:41.220 way to, like, just fucking know for sure, then I stand by what I said, you know...

00:50:46.080 And so do I.

00:50:46.940 But you're right, you're right, they plant shit, they make shit up all the time, and the judicial

00:50:52.700 system's all fucked up, so, you know, I take back a little bit of what I said, but...

00:50:56.340 The best fucking way is to catch a predator.

00:51:01.480 That's literally, I feel like, the best way, that it's almost, like, foolproof of, like,

00:51:05.940 they responded to...

00:51:06.840 That's clear entrapment.

00:51:08.600 Yeah, it's definitely...

00:51:09.620 What they should do is they should make it legal to kill someone you suspect of abusing a member

00:51:15.480 of your immediate family.

00:51:17.240 But you will be...

00:51:18.340 That would solve it.

00:51:18.640 You will be charged, pregnant, and murdered if you are all.

00:51:20.340 Yeah, I suspect it.

00:51:21.460 It's a red flag one.

00:51:22.660 That you know, that you know, right?

00:51:24.420 That's the new red flag one.

00:51:25.380 So, like, if you know someone is abusing your daughter, you should be able to just kill

00:51:28.960 that person and then use that as a defense in court.

00:51:31.140 But you will never commit suicide.

00:51:33.160 Everyone would just say, if they killed anybody, they would just be like, well, my ex-husband

00:51:39.000 was abusing their child.

00:51:40.220 Hey, I'd rather afford the conveniences of too much liberty than...

00:51:43.140 You know what?

00:51:44.680 I actually completely agree.

00:51:46.100 I'm 100% okay with vigilantism, but the problem that a lot of people don't think about is

00:51:52.480 like, okay...

00:51:53.220 Like, say, for example, that motherfucker who...

00:51:55.780 The heavyweight champion who fucking shot at the pedo.

00:51:58.800 And I don't know the full story.

00:52:00.020 I guess he, like, didn't even get the pedo.

00:52:01.880 Like, he shot someone in the passenger seat.

00:52:03.900 It was sort of helping him.

00:52:04.880 So, it's kind of iffy whether...

00:52:06.560 Right, yeah.

00:52:06.800 But, like, okay, let's say he put a bullet in the brain of the pedophile.

00:52:12.120 And, like, you know, they go and they look into it in court and they're like, yeah, this

00:52:15.480 was all legit.

00:52:16.160 The dude was a pedophile, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:17.860 Yeah, I think he should get off scot-free.

00:52:20.120 But, you know, say with this example where he shot someone else, I actually think he's

00:52:24.020 a little bit at fault here.

00:52:24.920 Like, I don't know the full story.

00:52:26.080 Maybe I could be convinced otherwise.

00:52:27.740 But he...

00:52:28.500 And a lot of people say he was protecting the pedophile.

00:52:30.380 But it's like, okay, yeah, but you got to take into account the situation.

00:52:33.440 And I don't know what it is.

00:52:34.280 Yeah, Kim Velazquez is who it is.

00:52:35.120 Yeah, I forgot.

00:52:35.460 I mean, and I'm not even saying, like, lock-up came forever.

00:52:38.260 Like, I don't know, a few months, he shot a dude.

00:52:39.780 I don't think the guy died.

00:52:41.100 So, like, I mean, you did still assault someone when you were trying to go after someone else.

00:52:44.900 So, it's a little bit of a gray area.

00:52:46.720 I mean, I'm not saying lock him up forever.

00:52:48.120 But there is a case to be made there that maybe he deserves...

00:52:51.420 Or some sort of restitution or something.

00:52:53.720 I don't know, in an ANCAP world.

00:52:56.020 Let me ask you this.

00:52:57.320 Do you think you're born a ped?

00:53:00.400 You're born a ped.

00:53:00.980 I don't know.

00:53:01.400 I also don't care either way.

00:53:02.720 Like, I don't even try to be like, it's flippant.

00:53:05.760 But it's like...

00:53:06.120 I know that that can't be the case because so many of the people are victims of child abuse.

00:53:12.260 So, they abuse...

00:53:13.100 It psychologically happens and it converts them into a bad guy.

00:53:16.300 It makes them become a zombie.

00:53:17.880 Does the same thing happen for facts, right?

00:53:19.860 Yeah.

00:53:21.520 I mean, I'm not even joking.

00:53:23.960 I feel like...

00:53:24.840 Are you born gay?

00:53:25.580 No, not every gay person is abused as a child.

00:53:27.980 That's ridiculous.

00:53:29.020 No, not that.

00:53:29.980 But like, had like weird...

00:53:31.280 Every.

00:53:34.280 I make sure of it.

00:53:38.680 My issue with Katanji Jackson, is that her name?

00:53:42.360 The Supreme Court Justice?

00:53:43.420 Yeah, she's black.

00:53:44.040 I know, I'm terrible.

00:53:44.940 Is that Miss Jackson?

00:53:46.540 Yeah, my issue with the whole thing...

00:53:49.120 Like, I don't disagree with what you guys are saying.

00:53:51.140 But my issue with the whole thing is that I think that the regime, which she is part of,

00:53:55.080 is trying to normalize pedophilia because they are a bunch of pedophiles, so...

00:53:59.600 Hot take.

00:53:59.940 Yeah.

00:54:01.340 I mean, yeah.

00:54:02.740 Mine are attracted persons.

00:54:04.240 Oh, sorry.

00:54:05.380 If Kane had actually shot the pedo, this would be a...

00:54:08.140 Oh, shit.

00:54:08.500 This is on YouTube.

00:54:09.200 You guys are fucked.

00:54:10.740 Yeah, we are.

00:54:11.640 Oh, we're totally fucked.

00:54:12.840 We're also on...

00:54:13.220 This is why I was kind of giving you the eyes earlier and you're like, I don't know.

00:54:16.160 Sometimes I cut the shit.

00:54:17.160 Like, we've got like, what, one strike and we go hard as fuck?

00:54:19.860 Two.

00:54:19.940 Two.

00:54:21.540 We got one for hate speech, and I don't know specifically what it was in that episode,

00:54:26.820 but there were a lot of end bombs in it.

00:54:28.360 Yeah.

00:54:28.700 Maybe once we get to two strikes, we'll start tiptoeing a little bit.

00:54:31.180 And we got another one for election.

00:54:33.060 But we have no strikes now because they elapsed.

00:54:36.300 I'm sure it won't matter, but I was joking about hating her for her skin color.

00:54:39.740 I hate her because she's a woman.

00:54:40.820 I was just joking about the reason.

00:54:42.740 Right.

00:54:43.240 Salad reason.

00:54:44.620 Of course, Mommy says that definitely summer-born pedos or sociopaths or something, then they

00:54:48.580 create more.

00:54:49.200 I guess the sociopath thing makes sense, though, because you can actually scan a sociopath's

00:54:54.980 brain and see that their prefrontal cortex is all fucked up.

00:54:57.980 Like, there's actually like a...

00:54:59.800 I don't know about it because the brain's not even fully developed until you're like 25.

00:55:04.160 Right.

00:55:04.380 This is kind of like a chicken and an egg thing.

00:55:06.180 Yeah, there had to be the original pedo as that guy.

00:55:10.500 It's also like a little bit beside the point.

00:55:12.020 Because I know a lot of people have the point they get at where if you're born that way,

00:55:14.500 it's like you should have some sort of sympathy for them.

00:55:16.920 No, no.

00:55:17.200 I was saying if you're born that way, you could eradicate the gene.

00:55:19.580 Yeah.

00:55:19.960 Well, there's that too.

00:55:20.680 I was like eugenics.

00:55:21.320 I guess I'm kind of in the middle there.

00:55:25.180 Because, I mean, if it is a legit thing, don't get me wrong, I would sympathize in a certain

00:55:29.680 sense.

00:55:30.160 But at the same time, the comparison I like to use when people bring up the nature versus

00:55:35.380 nurture when it comes to pedos or some shit.

00:55:37.300 It's like, at the end of the day, if I have a flock of sheep, I kind of in a certain sense

00:55:41.080 feel bad for the wolf that he wants to kill my sheep.

00:55:43.720 At the end of the day, I don't give a fuck.

00:55:44.920 I'm still going to put a bullet in its head.

00:55:46.180 It doesn't really make a difference.

00:55:48.600 Like, yeah, okay, well, I'm sorry you have this insatiable appetite for my fucking things

00:55:52.680 I take care of, but I care about my things more.

00:55:55.980 This has always been my view on crazy people that commit crimes too.

00:55:59.940 It's like, they're out of their minds, but it doesn't matter because once your actions

00:56:04.960 harm another person, you have to pay a price.

00:56:07.400 Our sympathy has to stop when your problems hurt others.

00:56:11.640 And I feel the same way about pedophiles.

00:56:13.100 If someone has attraction, I know this is going to get me in a lot of trouble, but if

00:56:17.600 someone has attraction towards younger people or kids, which is awful, obviously, but if

00:56:22.380 they don't act on it, I'm not the wood chipper type that goes like, okay, we can kill them

00:56:26.340 now.

00:56:26.820 There has to be action that actually hurts somebody for me to want the criminal justice

00:56:31.340 system involved at all.

00:56:32.620 And I think it's just pure, like, reflexive, kind of like virtue signaling for people to be

00:56:38.620 like, no, no, man.

00:56:40.780 Fuck him.

00:56:41.140 If he thinks about it, put him in a wood chipper.

00:56:44.460 Now, let's say you put me in a hypothetical where I have to choose a certain group of

00:56:48.780 people to genocide.

00:56:50.440 Sorry.

00:56:51.800 Black people, you didn't make the cut.

00:56:55.980 Only the ones who talk in movie theaters, which pretty much default makes all of them,

00:57:00.220 I guess.

00:57:03.080 Fucking COVID made me forget how true that is.

00:57:05.400 Children are actually pedophiles, by the way, because they have crushes on other children.

00:57:09.820 Perfect time, Reed.

00:57:10.920 You got to pick a hypothetical race or group of people that you would genocide if you had

00:57:16.280 to.

00:57:16.460 Oh, God.

00:57:16.680 I already know what to do.

00:57:17.260 Oh, my God.

00:57:18.640 Wait.

00:57:19.400 If it's already been done in the past, does it count?

00:57:23.840 Well, you know, what if they didn't do that?

00:57:25.720 Well, I don't.

00:57:26.100 I think the one you're referring to, the Armenians, the one I'm thinking about, there's this huge

00:57:31.660 rumor as though they were, but I'm not really sure it's true.

00:57:34.300 I don't know if I can use it or not.

00:57:36.060 The numbers keep getting inflated somehow.

00:57:38.260 I knew he was going to go there.

00:57:40.180 Reed, you can one-up them and go 6 million won.

00:57:44.180 Oh, I mean, yeah, one-up them.

00:57:46.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:47.100 The problem with genocide is if you don't finish the job, they just come back stronger.

00:57:55.400 Right.

00:57:56.840 It's like cancer.

00:57:57.880 You have to cut it all out.

00:57:58.820 And way more annoying.

00:58:02.800 And then they'll take over your media industry.

00:58:05.080 To be honest, I would do people who stand on the escalator and don't keep walking.

00:58:11.320 What?

00:58:13.180 Oh, yeah.

00:58:13.780 They just stand and wait for the escalator to move and you're trying to take steps.

00:58:16.500 I hate those fat bastards.

00:58:18.520 I don't know, man.

00:58:19.560 It depends.

00:58:21.800 That depends on the context.

00:58:23.700 If you're in an airport and it's a really long walk.

00:58:29.200 Yeah.

00:58:29.840 We'll all stop talking.

00:58:31.860 It's not an escalator, but that thing that moves.

00:58:34.860 The people mover.

00:58:36.140 Yeah, the fast walker.

00:58:37.600 Yeah, the people mover.

00:58:39.000 Yeah, they're just standing in the middle of it.

00:58:40.960 And you're like, hey, fat fuck, I gotta go.

00:58:43.440 Oh, yeah.

00:58:44.100 At the airport.

00:58:44.760 The escalator is totally different.

00:58:46.140 For an escalator, I feel like it's actually wrong to be walking up it.

00:58:50.200 You need to be stationary on the escalator.

00:58:52.660 See you, Reed.

00:58:54.260 Reed comes on and he's just like, I would do another holocaust.

00:58:57.600 I gotta disagree a little bit on this thesis.

00:59:00.840 On his selection because it depends.

00:59:04.220 I mean, like if you're like getting back or say you have a long time between flights or

00:59:08.620 some shit or whatever, like there is something where, I mean, I guess maybe it's just because

00:59:12.140 I'm like five foot five, 220.

00:59:14.040 So my feet get tired after walking for a long time.

00:59:16.400 There's something nice with staying there while it moves you.

00:59:18.900 But at the same time, you gotta be mindful of your surroundings.

00:59:21.320 And if you're like in somewhere where someone can't get around you, then no, you gotta move.

00:59:25.440 Right.

00:59:25.640 No, no.

00:59:26.120 Dude, this happens.

00:59:27.060 It's always in a situation where you're in a rush to and you have to make like a plane or

00:59:30.880 a train.

00:59:31.300 So like the moving walkways in the airport is one.

00:59:33.740 Escalators at like a train station or another one.

00:59:35.500 I fucking hate that shit.

00:59:36.580 It's so easy.

00:59:37.520 All you have to do is stand to the right or walk to the left.

00:59:41.520 Right.

00:59:41.760 I'm in the passing lane, motherfucker.

00:59:43.800 Yeah.

00:59:44.040 Yeah.

00:59:44.240 There's a passing lane.

00:59:44.720 You know, they do have, you don't have to get on those moving ones.

00:59:48.340 There is like right beside it is just a regular walkway that you can use all you want.

00:59:52.980 And it's so faster to stand on the slow-mo.

00:59:55.820 Yeah.

00:59:56.100 If you want to walk.

00:59:58.180 Whatever.

00:59:59.460 I can't even believe you're trying to justify this.

01:00:01.960 Just stand to the right.

01:00:03.760 Hey.

01:00:04.260 No, I understand.

01:00:05.300 Stand to the right.

01:00:05.920 You're getting very upset.

01:00:07.520 You're a normal human being.

01:00:10.040 Let's be clear about this.

01:00:11.260 We're justifying genociding escalator standards.

01:00:14.360 Okay.

01:00:15.580 My problem is like with the escalator or the fast walk thing is I have like a, I'm usually

01:00:21.260 really good about obeying these like etiquettes, you know, of like staying out of people's way.

01:00:25.640 I have a 12 year old, a nine year old.

01:00:27.360 So you stay to the right if you're standing and you go to the left if you're walking.

01:00:30.980 Yeah.

01:00:31.180 And then you got, but then I have my wife and a 12 year old, a nine year old, all women

01:00:36.200 and women.

01:00:37.200 I don't know what it is.

01:00:38.100 If it's a sense of entitlement in this world, they have no fucking concept of how to move

01:00:42.420 in crowds.

01:00:42.980 And it irritates me at no end all the fucking time, especially because I'm really good at

01:00:48.620 being the head man in a group of people because I'm short, stocky, wide.

01:00:53.540 I'm good at clearing a hole.

01:00:55.180 I literally run this down to my family and multiply.

01:00:58.680 Like just stay behind me.

01:00:59.980 There's like a funnel effect.

01:01:01.060 All you gotta do is draft behind me.

01:01:02.600 You're always good.

01:01:03.780 They still can't figure it the fuck out.

01:01:05.220 It blows my mind.

01:01:06.280 Honestly, this is our fault.

01:01:07.660 We, we should be checking women when they fucking block our walkways and just, just boost

01:01:12.580 enough now, now, now, because we haven't done that, you have black people that think that

01:01:16.900 they can be on the Supreme court and that's, Hey, I, I also, I'm the ops.

01:01:25.420 I'm not the, the trailblazer.

01:01:26.980 I'm the, like the guy I like slip in and out and I try to just like weave my way through.

01:01:31.940 Women can't do that either.

01:01:32.960 They're just like, I can't, I feel like a group of men get in sync and they immediately

01:01:36.840 understand their roles in moving in and out of crowds.

01:01:39.380 And even then, sometimes I take the slip in and out of a move, but most of the time,

01:01:43.440 if I'm with a group, I'm like, I'm the short goddamn door.

01:01:46.740 Women are agreeable.

01:01:49.260 So see what I do is if there's people in the way in the fucking walkway in the airplane

01:01:54.720 and they won't get out of the way, I just take out a red bandana and put it on and just

01:01:58.360 say like, I got to get to the cockpit.

01:01:59.980 And then like, like around your arm.

01:02:01.920 Yeah.

01:02:03.400 It's got a swastika.

01:02:06.440 This guy brings up a good point.

01:02:08.000 Just put a Velcro star right on their chest.

01:02:10.660 That's right.

01:02:12.180 Oh, I never got this out earlier.

01:02:13.720 You never know that person.

01:02:14.780 Like they have, um, they have the right idea, but they have it toward like the wrong, like

01:02:19.780 target.

01:02:20.780 That was Margaret Sanger with like white people instead of like, instead of pedos.

01:02:25.240 Like, I really want to bring this up with, uh, with like, uh, she was just like, let's

01:02:30.320 get rid of black people.

01:02:31.060 Cause she's just super racist.

01:02:32.080 Yeah.

01:02:32.260 She was like, let's get rid of retards.

01:02:34.100 It's like retards are harmless.

01:02:35.480 Leave them.

01:02:36.020 Yeah.

01:02:36.420 No, no, no.

01:02:36.920 Let's get rid of them.

01:02:37.520 That's what she was trying to get rid of the libertarian heroes.

01:02:40.500 You just got to guide them.

01:02:43.640 But you're, you're right, Chase.

01:02:44.920 Yeah.

01:02:45.060 This is eugenics.

01:02:45.920 You got to, if they, if they're born gay or, you know, uh, pedos, you got to cut that

01:02:51.300 off.

01:02:51.720 Listen, listen, I was born with a genetic bleeding disorder.

01:02:55.700 I've got hemophilia severe.

01:02:56.980 And the reason I was born with a genetic bleeding disorder is because Hitler lost.

01:03:01.380 So I think what Chase is saying was making a good point yesterday.

01:03:05.300 He's like, I mean, we can't like support what Hitler does, but like, you know, if he

01:03:10.100 got it done, I mean, a lot of things would suck.

01:03:12.320 Let's be honest, but some things would be better.

01:03:14.220 Like they would, but I'm like, well, I want to feel that way, Evan.

01:03:21.000 But the problem is like right now we look at the side that the Nazis are on and there's

01:03:26.460 this fucking transgender woman in Ukraine who's complaining that she's fighting two

01:03:31.740 wars because she's getting, she's not allowed to leave Ukraine.

01:03:35.020 And I'm like, that, that chick is on the Nazi side.

01:03:37.720 Like, that's just not making me feel that they're really seeing this shit through.

01:03:41.400 You know, if she is on the Nazi side of the world.

01:03:42.540 Where's Spike on this transgenocide?

01:03:44.200 Basically what, what we're saying is that Hitler was right, but he wasn't exactly on

01:03:51.020 target, you know?

01:03:52.020 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:54.080 If Hitler, if Hitler was really upset against the pedos and had pedo internment camps or

01:03:59.860 like pedo, like if, if, uh, I gotta say it'd be a lot harder to argue with.

01:04:03.580 Wait, I don't think you could.

01:04:05.580 I think there wouldn't be an argument.

01:04:07.120 You would be like, nah, he did a lot of good things.

01:04:09.400 We're talking about pedos.

01:04:11.120 That's why nobody complains about the Uyghurs in fucking China.

01:04:13.500 If it were a pedo genocide, though, I'd say, if, if, if it were a pedo genocide, I'd say

01:04:20.540 that we don't waste any money on the gas, though.

01:04:22.980 We just go straight to the incinerator.

01:04:24.620 Just like, just tell them it's a shower.

01:04:26.420 Like, yeah, come on.

01:04:26.980 It's a shower.

01:04:27.500 I know it looks like a furnace, but just jump in there.

01:04:29.400 Dude, we can't afford gas right now anyway.

01:04:31.440 It's a hot shower.

01:04:34.300 We all, we all shit in China, but really they're actually, they isolate.

01:04:37.460 Gas is down to half a person per gallon.

01:04:40.600 Wait, so I got, I got a serious question though.

01:04:42.760 Like if, if tower gang were in charge of the United States military now, I think that

01:04:48.760 I would suggest that we just nuke Ukraine to throw Putin off.

01:04:51.920 He would just be like, oh, that's a big, that's a big dick move right there.

01:04:56.520 Yeah, dude.

01:04:56.980 I mean, he would have no idea what to do.

01:04:59.300 We'd just be like, fuck you dude, now what are you going to do?

01:05:01.680 Seeing as, as the whole reason that we're interested in intervention is because Biden and all of

01:05:06.120 our political establishment wants to hide their shady dealings in Ukraine.

01:05:09.260 I mean, I think it would actually be more efficient if they were to just nuke Kiev, like just get

01:05:14.260 it, just a bit, like make all of that paperwork.

01:05:17.420 Make it look like Russia did it.

01:05:19.200 Yeah.

01:05:19.640 I'm not going to lie.

01:05:20.580 If I, I like where you're at read, like if I was an elite, that's a hundred percent what

01:05:24.340 I would do.

01:05:24.880 I'd make sure my family are all in the clear.

01:05:27.320 I'd drop a bunch of nukes and then I'd just like sit back for a couple decades, come back

01:05:32.620 and then we'd be these overlords over these like diminished, like people that have gone

01:05:36.260 to poverty or if there any are alive.

01:05:38.060 And we'd be in this like virtual Eden, like gods among men and be fucking amazing.

01:05:44.480 I am so glad that you're never going to be in political power.

01:05:47.340 I'm very glad he's an agorist.

01:05:53.880 Oh man.

01:05:55.000 Yeah.

01:05:55.180 But I mean, seriously, I don't think Hitler would be down with this whole like transitioning

01:05:59.140 kids at 10 years old.

01:06:00.520 Like you got to admit, like for whatever faults the guy had, he probably on this, on this one,

01:06:05.600 I'm going to go with Hitler over Spike Cohen.

01:06:07.560 All right.

01:06:12.280 Is Hitler better than Spike Cohen?

01:06:14.240 I don't know.

01:06:14.820 At least here he is.

01:06:15.560 Let's look at all the topics.

01:06:21.000 All right.

01:06:21.360 All of them.

01:06:22.740 I think Hitler has two or three that you're like.

01:06:26.300 Let's be honest.

01:06:27.300 If the Third Reich was still existing today, Leah Thomas would be in like the Revolutionary

01:06:32.980 Guard or whatever they call it.

01:06:34.340 Like there's no way that he would be swimming.

01:06:36.540 Come on.

01:06:36.900 No, no, no.

01:06:37.260 Oh yeah, no.

01:06:37.740 He'd be in the Hitler Youth for sure.

01:06:39.560 No doubt.

01:06:40.780 She.

01:06:41.060 This would be a recurring bit.

01:06:42.260 Every time like some major figure in our sphere makes some retarded faux pas, like then we

01:06:48.540 then find, we bring up on the show like that quote and then we bring up like a Hitler quote

01:06:53.080 that's not so bad.

01:06:53.940 That's actually like pretty good.

01:06:54.900 Like, hey, maybe, maybe, you know, we should all treat our family nicely.

01:06:58.780 Like, who's bad here?

01:07:00.900 They took, they took a bunch of Hitler quotes and they put them on Taylor Swift memes.

01:07:04.900 So it looked like Taylor Swift said them and like all those Taylor Swift fans were like

01:07:07.740 retweeting or reposting them, you know, just like 10 years ago.

01:07:10.960 And then he's like, ah, it was Hitler.

01:07:12.620 Ah, ha, ha, ha.

01:07:12.780 Well, that was like, oh.

01:07:13.900 It's just a new name, dude.

01:07:15.360 Spiker Reich.

01:07:16.800 Well, who was also.

01:07:17.660 Ah, Spiker Reich.

01:07:19.800 Yo.

01:07:21.360 Well, also, wasn't there, um, there was also that, who was the guy that you had on your show?

01:07:26.240 Uh, I think he was, um, you're a hurry.

01:07:29.960 Yeah, that's funny.

01:07:31.580 Uh, no, you have, uh, which one had you that did all those published news, not news articles,

01:07:37.220 but science journals.

01:07:38.360 And one of them was, he just put in a bunch of science things.

01:07:41.660 He did the like experiment things and stuff.

01:07:45.600 Another Hitler solved problem.

01:07:50.220 Literacy.

01:07:52.020 No, he put all the Mein Kampf quotes in there.

01:07:54.740 Oh, that was James Limsey, right?

01:07:56.820 That was James Limsey, yes.

01:07:58.040 James Limsey, yes.

01:07:59.060 There you go.

01:07:59.720 And he did all the Mein Kampf quotes.

01:08:01.760 Thank you.

01:08:02.320 I didn't hear it over fucking.

01:08:03.500 I'm just fucking with you.

01:08:04.360 Over his brain shitting.

01:08:05.560 There's six of us here.

01:08:07.180 When I started this party, there were seven people.

01:08:09.560 Seven.

01:08:10.980 Have you ever seen that Hitler speech?

01:08:12.960 Oh, you're talking about the, um, the Hitler downfall?

01:08:16.820 No, like one of his speeches looks like famous.

01:08:18.880 I can't remember the name of it, but if you actually watch his speeches, they're hard to find.

01:08:21.560 You can find them on Rumble.

01:08:22.540 And he has like this famous moment.

01:08:23.780 You have like this crazy ability to get people on your show.

01:08:26.820 So can you get someone from the Ace Off Battalion?

01:08:29.400 Because that would be pretty big.

01:08:30.780 Yes, I could.

01:08:31.600 I don't know if they would speak good English or not, but I could, yeah, I could probably make that happen.

01:08:34.660 Well, it doesn't matter.

01:08:34.960 As long as they can do swear words, that would be good enough.

01:08:37.200 Tell me about the Black Sun.

01:08:38.360 Did you, oh, the best part, um, fucking Andy, Trash Mane, this, uh, what's his, Trash Talks?

01:08:45.140 Garbage Mane.

01:08:45.780 Garbage Mane.

01:08:46.600 Whatever his thing is on Twitter.

01:08:48.740 He posted that the, um, the Peace, no, no, the Peace Corps posted a article that said, it was like, all right, just, uh, just fair warning.

01:09:00.340 Um, Ukrainians are very racist against Black people and will very much use the N-word to call you the N-word and talk about how you're lesser than them.

01:09:11.060 And just don't, just don't worry about it.

01:09:13.040 Like, when you're over there, just understand.

01:09:14.060 They said, use this as a learning moment for them, like a teaching moment to teach them about, like, racism.

01:09:20.900 I know we're getting shelled right now, but let's talk, let's sit down and talk about race.

01:09:24.520 Hey, Igor, you can't be calling me a nigger, bud.

01:09:28.740 There it goes.

01:09:30.680 And we're done.

01:09:33.660 But that's, but it's so funny because, and he said, like, in his, uh, in his mentions, he got, like.

01:09:40.320 He said, Igor.

01:09:47.180 They're doing critical race theory shit and, like, talking to, as a battalion.

01:09:51.880 He doesn't even speak English.

01:09:53.280 That's the best part.

01:09:54.120 He just, like, the only word he can say is that in English.

01:09:57.320 He knows the N-word, that's it.

01:09:58.800 It's just the, he knows N-word, monkey.

01:10:01.180 He knows all of them.

01:10:02.100 He just, he just knows, like, all of them.

01:10:03.860 They should just say that it means something entirely different in Ukrainian.

01:10:07.680 I just imagine a board with some of the pointer and being like,

01:10:10.320 all right, the A is preferable to the E-R.

01:10:13.240 There's still a lot of nuance involved, so until you have a full grasp on this concept,

01:10:17.740 I say just drop it entirely.

01:10:19.620 Oh.

01:10:19.880 Definitely no E-R, okay?

01:10:21.680 That was also, another thing is, like, they say that they still use blackface over there.

01:10:25.340 That's, like, all, like, the kids, like, dress up in blackface.

01:10:28.460 It's a very, it was, it is the funniest shit.

01:10:30.860 And, like, I saw this, I saw this Vietnam War veteran, a picture of him in Vietnam.

01:10:35.540 They were a sniper and they were in blackface, bro.

01:10:39.980 It is funny how some cultures, I think it was England.

01:10:45.080 I think they're called, like, pollywogs or mollywogs.

01:10:48.060 They have some weird, like, thing that's part of, like, their culture that is literally the most racist blackface thing you can ever think of.

01:10:55.480 And it's dolls, but it's, like, a cultural icon over there.

01:10:58.600 And, like, it's been this, like, weird, you know, sensational point in their culture for a long time.

01:11:04.840 Because a lot of people are like, this shit is clearly racist as fuck.

01:11:07.320 A lot of people are like, well, my grandpappy and my grand grandpappy, these were little fabled little trolls in our little children's stories or whatever.

01:11:14.200 Like.

01:11:14.300 My grandfather had a line jockey on his front yard.

01:11:16.160 I want to keep the tradition up.

01:11:20.800 Exactly.

01:11:21.160 It is really funny because, like, when you really look into it, just how not racist.

01:11:27.460 Well, yes, that's true.

01:11:28.560 But also how not racist the U.S. actually is in the whole grand scheme of the entire world.

01:11:34.080 We might be one of the least racist countries to ever exist.

01:11:38.500 And, like, that's saying a lot, even though we had, like, slavery and, like, the civil rights movement.

01:11:43.300 But when you go over and you realize that Spain had more.

01:11:46.980 I'm pretty sure Spain had more slaves than the entire U.S. did.

01:11:51.180 Because everybody immigrated here.

01:11:52.680 Like, nobody's really from here.

01:11:54.800 That's true.

01:11:56.000 You know?

01:11:56.420 Like, Spain.

01:11:57.200 Like, you've been a Spaniard for fucking 3,000 years, you know?

01:11:59.940 There are some people that were from here, but we got rid of them.

01:12:03.560 And frankly, they're racist.

01:12:05.160 They fucking hate white people.

01:12:06.800 Oh, that's true.

01:12:08.000 They're like, we have real justification.

01:12:11.780 I didn't do it.

01:12:14.260 Oh, man.

01:12:16.080 I'm assuming this is a Mussolini quote, but that quote is dope as fuck.

01:12:19.980 He would say it, too.

01:12:23.660 The real time.

01:12:24.520 Yeah, there you go.

01:12:25.200 Imagine if you're about to fight someone and you stare right in the eye and you say that.

01:12:26.620 If you want to shine like the sun, you've got to burn like the sun, baby.

01:12:31.460 Imagine, though, if you're about to get in the...

01:12:32.700 The blood alone turns the wheel of time.

01:12:34.020 Can you imagine, though, if you're about to get in a fight and you just, like, pause, get really serious and look them right in the eye and say that fucking line?

01:12:39.460 Like, I feel like it's a scary line to throw out there.

01:12:41.700 Well, all those dictators had...

01:12:43.040 Haemophiliac.

01:12:44.720 You're just barely...

01:12:45.920 Like a nick, like just a little bitty thing on your thumb or something.

01:12:49.280 You're just, like, you're bleeding profusely.

01:12:51.760 Chase isn't actually hemophiliac.

01:12:53.560 He just has a vagina.

01:12:56.320 Do hemophiliacs actually...

01:12:58.220 Women that are hemophiliacs actually have hemophiliac?

01:13:00.480 It's very rare for women to have hemophilia because it's on the recessive X chromosome.

01:13:05.820 So a woman would have to have inherited the gene from both parents.

01:13:09.460 She would have had to have a dad that was a hemophiliac and a mother that carried the gene, which is, like, exceedingly rare.

01:13:14.500 I mean, evolutionarily speaking, it makes sense that it would fix itself real quick.

01:13:18.520 Like, oh, she's dead, 13, game over.

01:13:20.580 Life expectancy is 11.

01:13:21.980 Life expectancy is 11.

01:13:24.020 You could get that genetics talk out of here.

01:13:26.840 We believe in God on Power Game.

01:13:28.900 Also, you're also misgendering that you're thinking that not all men can bleed and not all women have vaginas.

01:13:39.760 Yeah, you totally missed that one, Chase.

01:13:41.900 Not everyone has an X chromosome, Chase.

01:13:43.880 I am a female hemophiliac.

01:13:46.160 Yeah, that's true.

01:13:47.220 You know what?

01:13:47.540 You are.

01:13:48.860 Everyone does have an X chromosome, I think.

01:13:50.760 Yes, I was going to say.

01:13:51.760 It's on the recessive.

01:13:52.700 It's on the recessive.

01:13:53.780 So if you're a woman and you have the hemophiliac gene, it's always going to go to the back burner.

01:13:58.900 Unless you have both Xs, yeah.

01:14:00.940 Everybody's half a bitch.

01:14:03.260 I took a biology class.

01:14:04.740 Hey, let's go around the panel.

01:14:07.600 You want to milk me, Ted?

01:14:08.740 Let's go around the panel and talk about how black people can't possibly have fair judicial review.

01:14:20.960 Let's just think about this for a second.

01:14:23.160 Is there any chance that if, say, someone is brought up on hate crime charges, right?

01:14:29.480 And they've been using the N-word.

01:14:31.200 Say Tower Gang, for instance, is brought up on charges forever.

01:14:36.040 Say Cole.

01:14:36.700 By the way, Cole's brought up on charges.

01:14:41.640 I'm already halfway to jail.

01:14:43.440 Katashi Jown, black lady, is capable of reviewing that case and not putting him in prison for the rest of the season.

01:14:50.380 Are they allowed to play the N-word montage from Tower of Power Hour during the trial?

01:14:54.860 I mean, are we talking like Thomas Sowell?

01:14:56.320 Thomas Sowell would probably have a reasonable juror.

01:14:59.260 No, there's no way he could either.

01:15:00.740 No black person could.

01:15:02.280 Honestly, I think they actually would recuse themselves.

01:15:05.200 Well, if they weren't actually.

01:15:06.740 Oh, my God.

01:15:08.420 I'm sorry to cut you off.

01:15:09.680 I just had the greatest idea ever.

01:15:11.340 I know Thomas Sowell would never do it.

01:15:13.060 But can you imagine if you wrote like a short essay on defending the usage of the N-word?

01:15:17.380 How amazing that would be from Thomas Sowell?

01:15:20.760 Who wrote defending the undefendable?

01:15:23.260 Who was that?

01:15:24.140 Oh, get Walter Blocked to do an N-word section.

01:15:27.700 No.

01:15:28.700 Get Walter Blocked.

01:15:30.200 Nato wrote that.

01:15:31.520 It's a new chapter in the new defending the undefendable.

01:15:34.940 He's defending the N-word sayer.

01:15:36.820 No, no, it's that just Thomas Sowell writes just that chapter in defending the undefendable.

01:15:43.860 Walter Block gets the rest of it, but you're just like, I'm going to outsource this.

01:15:46.680 I'm going to have a guest writer, and it's just Thomas Sowell talking about defending the

01:15:49.920 defendable.

01:15:50.840 Sowell titles it anatomy of the nigger.

01:15:55.160 That's two, baby.

01:15:56.360 That's two.

01:15:57.300 Title of the episode right there.

01:15:59.240 One more strike and I won't give a shit.

01:16:01.760 Oh, my God.

01:16:02.680 This episode is just top to bottom.

01:16:06.200 So, hate speech, election interference, like, there's no way that we can leave this episode

01:16:11.240 up.

01:16:11.720 No way.

01:16:12.060 Is it hate speech if you love it?

01:16:16.880 I'm leaving it up just to see what happens.

01:16:19.180 It is.

01:16:19.800 Have you guys ever had Black Guy on?

01:16:22.840 Yeah.

01:16:23.300 Moshteray was our third episode.

01:16:25.220 Nice.

01:16:25.920 Moshteray and Bob get it out.

01:16:27.140 He has me blocked now, though.

01:16:28.860 We had Quincy on a couple times.

01:16:30.720 He blocked you?

01:16:32.480 Yeah.

01:16:33.060 Well, I called him out pretty hard.

01:16:34.920 Well, he blocked me.

01:16:36.200 Yeah, he blocked me.

01:16:36.820 But I don't remember when it was over.

01:16:38.640 Like, I basically was like, this was bitch shit because he was, like, calling.

01:16:42.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:42.300 I remember.

01:16:42.700 There was that, like, Super Bowl thing where someone made that stupid joke.

01:16:45.880 Okay.

01:16:46.200 Maybe it was dead serious.

01:16:47.300 But for me, it made me laugh.

01:16:48.380 And it totally came off as a joke where he said it was, like, nigger shit going on with

01:16:52.380 the Super Bowl or whatever.

01:16:53.620 Oh, yeah.

01:16:54.020 And that was Maj then, like, made a quote tweet and was like...

01:16:57.780 I should do it like this.

01:16:58.260 Yeah, he said some shit like, hey, like, motherfuckers, oh, we're doing headhunting or I don't even

01:17:02.740 know.

01:17:02.880 I'm just making up shit.

01:17:03.700 Three.

01:17:03.880 But he was basically like, I'll pay whoever can get me his address.

01:17:08.180 And I was like, dude, what the fuck?

01:17:10.200 Like, and I just replied.

01:17:13.500 I wasn't even making a spectacle of it.

01:17:15.300 I was like, hey, man, I really respect you, but this is, like, really some bitch shit right

01:17:18.940 here.

01:17:18.960 It was our word first.

01:17:20.880 Well, it was like, I mean, I get, you know, I completely get if that's not your cup of

01:17:26.240 tea, if you don't like that.

01:17:27.940 And, you know what?

01:17:28.540 Drag the guy.

01:17:29.300 Sure.

01:17:29.580 Whatever.

01:17:29.880 You can have your opinion and be like, you know, fuck you, you racist piece of shit.

01:17:32.960 Whatever.

01:17:33.680 But, like, now when you're like, we're going to fucking dox him.

01:17:36.180 Yeah, don't dox him.

01:17:37.400 What?

01:17:37.820 That's actually illegal, right?

01:17:39.440 Like, yeah, yeah, I'm with you.

01:17:41.880 Yeah.

01:17:42.000 I'm with you.

01:17:42.540 Like, even if he is legitimately racist, which I even question if that was even the case to

01:17:47.120 begin with, because it could have just been for me.

01:17:49.440 Like, I could have just, I told, that'd be something I would totally do just because

01:17:52.860 I thought it was funny if I didn't give a shit about my account.

01:17:55.280 Yeah.

01:17:56.380 I don't like the N word, but I'd like, I would fight to the death for anybody's right to say

01:18:02.020 it.

01:18:04.380 Some people fucked up senses of humor.

01:18:06.500 For me, that made me laugh.

01:18:07.940 Like, and you know what?

01:18:09.360 Maybe it was genuinely racist, but let's say it was worst case scenario.

01:18:12.920 I still don't think people having opinions of racism deserve, you know, any sort of like

01:18:18.960 something legitimate, like a dox or violence or anything upon them.

01:18:23.100 Like, just leave them the fuck alone.

01:18:24.960 They have shitty opinions.

01:18:25.900 Who cares?

01:18:26.180 How regressive a society has to be that we have evolved to the point that, like, we can

01:18:31.880 basically exist entirely in the internet space, like the electronic realm, without even like

01:18:38.060 leaving our house.

01:18:38.640 Everything just gets delivered to us.

01:18:39.620 And yet, we are still concerned with the noises that come out of people's mouth to the, to

01:18:47.600 the extent that in many countries it is criminalized and you will be put in jail for saying things.

01:18:53.320 It's not even, it's not even the noises.

01:18:54.820 It's not, it's not even like, it's literally the, it's words from their fingers.

01:18:58.600 Yeah.

01:18:58.840 It's literally, it's almost, it's actually just their thoughts coming through their fingers.

01:19:02.000 It's not the word that bothers them though.

01:19:03.440 It's the ideology behind it because they perceive the ideology as incredibly threatening, right?

01:19:08.040 That's all.

01:19:08.500 Yeah.

01:19:08.720 I disagree that racism is something that merits any sort of anything other than I don't like

01:19:14.460 that.

01:19:14.980 Like, if you're like actionable and anything on it, I'm like, no, like it's actively anti-racist.

01:19:20.080 Like, you see a lot of boog boys fall into this, that they come into like, oh, we're going

01:19:23.340 to hunt down racists.

01:19:24.340 I'm like, why?

01:19:25.340 Like, unless these racists are hunting down black people or Jews or whatever, why?

01:19:29.020 Who cares if someone has, doesn't like some color?

01:19:31.300 You have a right to be racist in this country, as long as you're not like throwing molotovs

01:19:34.860 at people's houses and shit.

01:19:36.160 But I think that's the fear is that like, if you let the racism.

01:19:38.420 Which usually is the other people you're being racist against are doing that.

01:19:40.560 I understand.

01:19:41.280 I understand.

01:19:41.720 But like, you know, KKK, right?

01:19:42.920 So that's a good example.

01:19:43.900 That was inherently racist organization, at least not necessarily.

01:19:47.100 And they fucking burned crosses and intimidated people and shit.

01:19:50.220 Dude, it was a fraternity of brothers.

01:19:52.440 What are you talking about?

01:19:53.380 They have great barbecue.

01:19:55.080 It was a joke that got carried away.

01:19:57.160 Like, they start taking it seriously.

01:19:59.120 Dude, I could totally see that happening.

01:20:00.720 The cowboys of their time.

01:20:02.700 Yeah.

01:20:03.200 Yeah.

01:20:03.720 Yeah.

01:20:04.200 If you need a great pillowcase, use promo code KKK at MyPillow.com.

01:20:10.320 They just stopped looking like sperm.

01:20:12.480 They would like burn crosses.

01:20:14.280 It was just, I mean, it was just all a big old joke.

01:20:16.460 And then it just kind of, they, you had a couple of guys in there that real jokesters,

01:20:20.300 real nutmegheads.

01:20:20.580 Honestly, do you think that like, like when they started to get pillow sheets and cut holes

01:20:25.480 into them and put them on like, like fucking, like they're ghosts?

01:20:27.900 You know, their wives are like, I just got those.

01:20:29.380 Those are sick.

01:20:31.260 That makes me like, if you haven't seen the Django Unchained bit where they're talking about

01:20:34.940 Oh, with the eye holes.

01:20:35.680 Anytime anyone mentions the eye holes of those, or even just hoods, I immediately just think

01:20:39.620 of that scene.

01:20:40.140 I just die alive.

01:20:40.760 I can't even try to like imitate a ear, but it's fucking hilarious.

01:20:43.920 We should play on the show one of these days.

01:20:45.120 It is.

01:20:45.440 It is so funny.

01:20:46.380 Especially because Jonah Hill's in it too.

01:20:48.020 And he's the retarded one.

01:20:49.220 And it's just like, and it's just like, how about we just don't wear the hoods and we'll

01:20:54.300 just wear it next time.

01:20:55.900 And it's just like, that defeats the purpose.

01:20:58.500 Like my wife spent all night cutting these holes and you guys are so ungrateful.

01:21:05.680 It's like, now, now Clayton, we're, we're really grateful that your wife did these, but

01:21:12.480 they do suck shit.

01:21:13.940 My favorite thing about being named Clayton is that it's like, there's definitely been

01:21:20.840 dozens of KKK members named Clint and that's pretty fucking cool.

01:21:25.400 Yeah.

01:21:26.120 That's something too.

01:21:27.440 Like, like obviously this episode is violated like so many terms of services, right?

01:21:31.720 The irony of that is the reason everything that's been said is so fucking funny is because

01:21:37.280 we're making fun of real racists.

01:21:40.180 Like that's who we're making fun of.

01:21:42.620 We're not actually being racist.

01:21:43.900 Like it's fucking hilarious.

01:21:45.220 Except for that Supreme Court justice who got all up.

01:21:48.420 That was real.

01:21:49.740 That was real.

01:21:50.680 But then they're going to take it down because we were technically, they're taking down content

01:21:54.020 critical of racism.

01:21:55.160 I don't want to say they won't take it down.

01:21:57.620 I think we've surprisingly had way worse episodes and they haven't.

01:22:01.100 I don't know.

01:22:02.480 I have never gone harder on the racist little bit.

01:22:05.860 I'm actually really surprised.

01:22:08.600 A little bit.

01:22:12.620 We gave you room to breathe and, you know, we backed off.

01:22:16.620 It's your time to shine.

01:22:17.580 It's your time to step up.

01:22:18.880 We were really hoping you'd do it.

01:22:20.620 We were like, man, he's really embraced it.

01:22:22.720 Is he going to say it?

01:22:23.820 Is he going to say it?

01:22:24.560 Oh, shit.

01:22:25.120 He didn't say it.

01:22:25.940 I'm still not going to say hard ER inward.

01:22:29.940 I'm still not going to do it, but I will talk about how much I hate black people as long

01:22:33.640 as you'd like.

01:22:34.360 I won't make a mouth sound, but I will tell you how I genuinely despise a group of people

01:22:38.980 and immutable characteristics.

01:22:43.300 Contrary to my prior rants about how Kobe Bryant is like the biggest influence on my life.

01:22:47.580 I actually despise black people.

01:22:50.120 I only like him for that basketball thing.

01:22:53.640 Especially black hawks.

01:22:54.760 Clint only likes him as a helicopter passenger, actually.

01:23:02.160 But it is that thing.

01:23:04.760 That must come down.

01:23:05.840 Probably.

01:23:06.200 Chase, you need to have Alex Stein on your show.

01:23:07.720 I don't know if you had him on here.

01:23:08.760 Stein?

01:23:09.500 Stein?

01:23:10.100 Alex Stein.

01:23:11.160 Alex Stein?

01:23:12.240 Yes.

01:23:12.900 That's basically.

01:23:13.780 Yeah?

01:23:15.900 Dude, basically what he's doing.

01:23:19.640 Where it could go for you guys.

01:23:22.080 How did they get out of the...

01:23:24.640 Come back to us.

01:23:27.060 We have a thumbnail.

01:23:27.980 I don't even hear those arguments.

01:23:28.920 Kobe.

01:23:29.440 The downfall.

01:23:31.400 Top 10 all time.

01:23:32.780 You admitted it.

01:23:35.360 But it's basically what he's doing with what Chase was talking about with us and racism.

01:23:41.940 It's basically what he's doing with everything.

01:23:43.240 It's just like, just be almost a parody of what they are.

01:23:48.260 And that makes it really funny.

01:23:49.980 And also takes down their argument at the same time.

01:23:52.540 It's like a two-edged sword.

01:23:54.460 And it highlights the absurdity of it all.

01:23:56.020 Yes.

01:23:57.220 It's amazing.

01:23:57.740 It's really great.

01:23:58.400 That's why parody is such a great form of comedy.

01:24:02.700 Speaking of parody, I have a serious question for you guys.

01:24:05.160 Was that screen capture from Drew Hancock today where Nick Sarwak said Jewish?

01:24:10.520 That was 100% real.

01:24:12.160 No way.

01:24:13.100 No way.

01:24:13.580 I swear to God, it's 100% real.

01:24:14.500 Because you're saying if you're anti-circumcision, then you're anti-Jewish.

01:24:17.060 Dude.

01:24:17.360 Yes.

01:24:17.660 No, I like this new Nick.

01:24:20.180 I'm digging it.

01:24:21.020 Let's get him on the show.

01:24:22.980 That's why I tweeted out.

01:24:24.020 I was like, I'm going to send all my anti-Semitic memes because he's hit that level now.

01:24:28.840 He's there.

01:24:29.660 That's unbelievable that he did that.

01:24:31.760 Why would he do that?

01:24:32.340 He did do it and then he did delete it.

01:24:34.320 Yeah, he did delete it afterwards.

01:24:35.880 Here's my theory.

01:24:36.920 We've been shitting on him and ratioing the fuck out of him for years.

01:24:39.900 He's been resisting it.

01:24:40.780 It's almost like one of those AIs, you know, where they build up all the information we

01:24:46.560 threw inside of him and now he just couldn't resist anymore and now he just fully accepted

01:24:51.460 it.

01:24:51.960 He's basically like that, you know, almost like that scene where like Ultron is created

01:24:57.000 or whatever and fucking the Avengers and they're like, now here he is.

01:25:00.240 It's like, dude, I'm fucking here for it.

01:25:02.140 Like this re-emergence of Snick is fucking dope.

01:25:04.620 I said the only way it would have been better is because he did Jewish.

01:25:08.440 I think it would have been a lot better if he did Jewish and that would be just so much

01:25:12.380 money if he did it that way because we would be like, what does this mean?

01:25:17.980 Like what is he talking about?

01:25:19.440 How are you not blocked by Nick Sarr-Work?

01:25:21.660 He blocked like all of us.

01:25:23.400 I'm not blocked.

01:25:24.580 No, I am.

01:25:25.160 I am blocked.

01:25:26.500 I'm not blocked.

01:25:27.400 That's a fun fact, which is weird because I'm the one who really fucked over his reach

01:25:32.020 because like now like even his ratios aren't as good.

01:25:35.840 You still have that profile picture in front of the fucking dork column?

01:25:39.020 Yes.

01:25:39.480 Yeah, I believe so.

01:25:40.400 Yeah, if you take a fucking profile picture and a suit in front of a dork column.

01:25:44.340 By the way, Justin, he, yes, he was saying that Dave isn't really Jewish if he's anti-circumcision.

01:25:50.220 That is what he was saying.

01:25:51.080 Yeah, he was saying.

01:25:51.720 That's what he was trying to say.

01:25:53.040 That's what he's trying to.

01:25:53.600 That's what I gathered from looking at it.

01:25:54.880 It was just bad taste.

01:25:55.880 This is regarded like argument.

01:25:58.320 Like obviously Dave Smith is an anti-Semitic.

01:26:00.140 He just doesn't think we should mutilate children.

01:26:02.360 Dave isn't a religious Jew.

01:26:04.300 Like I don't get what this argument even is.

01:26:06.340 No, no.

01:26:06.660 Here's the thing though.

01:26:07.520 Here's the thing.

01:26:08.020 If any one of us did the Jewish thing to Dave on the quote tweet, everybody would understand

01:26:12.940 we're joking and we're just fucking around with Dave.

01:26:15.620 Right, right.

01:26:16.680 Not me.

01:26:17.200 He doesn't know who the fuck I am, but you guys, yes.

01:26:18.800 Yeah.

01:26:20.060 Only Malice knows who you are.

01:26:22.100 Oh, that's right.

01:26:23.040 We got into it one time.

01:26:24.160 I was cool about it though.

01:26:25.140 That was so funny though.

01:26:26.780 Do Jews believe in God?

01:26:28.040 Guys.

01:26:28.820 What?

01:26:29.160 Yeah.

01:26:29.800 I don't know.

01:26:30.320 They do?

01:26:31.100 Do they?

01:26:31.440 Do Jews believe in God?

01:26:33.080 Yes.

01:26:33.620 Yes.

01:26:34.200 They're literally almost all religions.

01:26:36.560 Your race has nothing to do with whether or not you believe in God.

01:26:40.300 Oh, okay.

01:26:42.240 Jews are this weird mix where they're like sort of ethnic, sort of religious.

01:26:46.360 Right.

01:26:46.740 That's the thing.

01:26:47.240 It's fucking, it's made up Jew bullshit basically, but you know.

01:26:51.540 We're not a race, but we are all related.

01:26:54.440 Like we're going to make this really complicated and Jew-y.

01:26:57.040 That way we can kind of just like play, we play both sides so we always come out on top

01:27:00.860 kind of deal, you know.

01:27:01.520 I also think.

01:27:02.320 He's not a real Jew.

01:27:03.360 Oh, that one.

01:27:03.900 Yep.

01:27:04.100 That's one of ours.

01:27:05.800 What's weird is like, I feel like almost all of like the really big atheists are also

01:27:11.000 Jews too, which is kind of weird.

01:27:12.780 Like, it's like they have like the most atheists.

01:27:15.300 Wait, Reed is a Jew?

01:27:17.120 Yeah, because God hates us.

01:27:17.740 Like, we're like, yes.

01:27:19.240 Reed is a Jew?

01:27:20.240 What?

01:27:21.340 I mean.

01:27:22.280 It all makes sense then.

01:27:23.400 I'm pretty sure that, I'm pretty sure the circumcision thing was actually just to make

01:27:26.480 sure that nobody was fucking willing to pretend to be Jewish.

01:27:29.980 Like they did it like, all right, now, now nobody can infiltrate us.

01:27:33.200 They're like, we're the chosen people.

01:27:33.980 No one's going to cut a piece of their dick off.

01:27:35.780 Just, you know, be a spy.

01:27:37.700 But it's almost that simple, but not quite.

01:27:40.140 They're like, I've gone on deep dives.

01:27:42.060 Like I used to be thinking of the atheist theism shit.

01:27:43.740 But it's a little bit more complicated than that.

01:27:45.900 But that's the short version.

01:27:47.160 They just don't believe Jesus is the Messiah.

01:27:48.940 And they're still waiting for theirs.

01:27:50.100 A lot of them don't even believe there is a Messiah.

01:27:52.240 It gets really complicated.

01:27:53.420 There's different versions of Jews.

01:27:54.400 Let's be honest.

01:27:55.140 What he's trying to say is it's a little trickier than that.

01:27:59.760 Oh, my God.

01:28:00.220 A little bit trickier.

01:28:03.360 Think about how Jewy Jews can be.

01:28:05.860 And then think about like, right now, they don't believe in God.

01:28:09.220 They're collecting interest.

01:28:10.380 Think about how like Christians have so many goddamn denominations.

01:28:15.020 It would probably be a nightmare in Jew circles trying to figure out what the fuck they actually believe.

01:28:18.220 You can bank on it.

01:28:23.400 Oh, man.

01:28:24.060 It's great.

01:28:24.680 It was funny, actually.

01:28:25.720 I'm fed up with all this stuff.

01:28:27.860 I was trolling all the people.

01:28:30.680 What's going on here?

01:28:36.400 What the count is for?

01:28:37.940 You can central bank on that.

01:28:39.500 It was, um, I was trolling.

01:28:42.500 Want to make a movie?

01:28:43.620 God damn it.

01:28:46.580 I was trolling.

01:28:47.460 You want to control the weather?

01:28:49.100 Fuck off.

01:28:51.420 I'm trying to tell my joke.

01:28:53.440 I was trolling.

01:28:54.380 Suck little baby dicks and get them out of them.

01:28:56.480 We are fucking iron doming right now, dude.

01:29:00.220 Can't get anything through.

01:29:02.420 At least somebody's doming cool.

01:29:06.120 That's a callback for people to pay attention earlier.

01:29:08.560 Sorry, Liz.

01:29:09.160 I love you.

01:29:09.680 But I was trolling at Madeline Albright, people talking about her death.

01:29:15.020 And if you go to any of the fucking, like, mainstream people talking about her dying and

01:29:21.740 saying it is all filled with just bots, just actually, just legitimately bot people just

01:29:27.320 going like, oh, this is so, rest in peace.

01:29:30.100 She was so amazing.

01:29:30.940 She was a trailblazer.

01:29:31.740 And I was all in there just like.

01:29:33.000 Rest in power.

01:29:33.960 Oh, man.

01:29:34.380 They were doing all that stupid shit.

01:29:35.700 And it was tons of them.

01:29:36.840 But you could easily very, because Madeline Albright is such an evil monster.

01:29:41.660 She literally killed, like, she said killing 500,000 kids by starving them was worth it.

01:29:47.820 Which it really, it wasn't even worth it because we didn't even win the war, technically.

01:29:52.220 It depends on the kids.

01:29:53.460 Let's be real.

01:29:54.160 Maybe so.

01:29:54.980 You know what?

01:29:55.940 There was at least 10,000 kids that deserved it.

01:29:57.220 What if all those kids were going to be pedophiles?

01:29:59.060 They were all pedophiles.

01:29:59.820 These could have been all asshole kids.

01:30:01.280 We didn't think they were really hungry.

01:30:03.860 They were all escalator standards.

01:30:05.720 But it was so easy to go on there and just be like, and just troll them about how 500,000

01:30:12.720 and all that stuff.

01:30:13.740 And then, like, I had somebody said, like, you can't talk about how terrible it is to

01:30:18.300 kill kids when you're being anti-submit.

01:30:20.420 Because I had a couple, like, Holocaust tweets today.

01:30:23.120 And I was like, no, don't worry.

01:30:24.020 I have a Jewish friend.

01:30:25.180 So it's all fine.

01:30:28.300 Literally all of my clout came from a Jewish man.

01:30:30.880 I'm actually a morbidly obese Jew.

01:30:36.160 So maybe you can back up a little bit.

01:30:38.500 Maybe you can back the fuck up.

01:30:39.580 You're Jonah Hill?

01:30:40.480 What?

01:30:40.720 It is just so funny.

01:30:42.940 Like, people just, and I never got a response to that.

01:30:45.400 But I got blocked by multiple people because...

01:30:47.880 Everything I am is owed to a Jew.

01:30:50.220 I love Jews.

01:30:52.160 You have any idea how much money they're making off of me?

01:30:54.660 Don't even call me anti-Semitic.

01:30:56.880 It wasn't even that...

01:30:59.780 They're making 20%.

01:31:01.080 The Jews beat these ideas into my brain.

01:31:04.600 So you can't hold me responsible.

01:31:06.580 Every time you guys super chat us, you support the Jews.

01:31:09.120 All right?

01:31:09.380 Just know that.

01:31:10.980 20%?

01:31:11.360 They get a cut.

01:31:12.520 You owe me 30%.

01:31:13.800 We're talking about 40% here?

01:31:17.560 That's usury.

01:31:18.900 Jewish shit.

01:31:20.520 God damn, I'm going to call the police so you don't get me my 50%.

01:31:22.700 All right.

01:31:23.460 Seriously, guys.

01:31:24.020 I'm no longer interested in this line of discussion.

01:31:25.400 It's vitally important that we delete this episode as soon as we're done recording.

01:31:29.680 Don't fucking do it.

01:31:31.360 I'm not doing it.

01:31:32.520 All right.

01:31:32.880 Let's do plugs.

01:31:33.660 I know I joked with you earlier, Chase, but I was just fucking with you.

01:31:37.520 Plug all the time.

01:31:38.720 This is a game.

01:31:39.920 Fucking grift this shit.

01:31:41.000 Plug, plug, plug.

01:31:41.680 I've been plugged the whole time.

01:31:42.300 Plug.

01:31:42.740 Let's do it.

01:31:43.100 Plug it.

01:31:44.140 Plug.

01:31:45.140 Yeah.

01:31:45.560 So I have a podcast called One American Podcast.

01:31:47.560 You can find it anywhere you listen to podcasts.

01:31:49.240 My name is Chase Geiser.

01:31:50.500 G-E-I-S-E-R.

01:31:51.860 He is one American.

01:31:53.080 Yeah, I am one American.

01:31:54.000 And if you want to follow me on Twitter, it's at RealChaseGeiser.

01:31:57.880 Thanks.

01:31:58.220 Thanks, guys.

01:31:59.180 Yeah.

01:31:59.620 Thanks for coming on, man.

01:32:01.320 I am Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown, also from Tower Power Hour.

01:32:05.060 You should check me out on Tower Gang.

01:32:07.560 Tower Power Hour.

01:32:08.620 That's where you should check me out.

01:32:09.920 Make sure you check me out on Tower Power Hour.

01:32:12.020 TPH.

01:32:12.740 We're going to have on Bert Kreischer here soon.

01:32:15.000 Tower Power Hour.

01:32:16.900 Yeah.

01:32:17.320 Just go remind Bert that he agreed to this.

01:32:20.280 That's what he got to do.

01:32:21.100 Yeah.

01:32:21.280 He said that you knew the way to his heart.

01:32:23.200 Show him this episode specifically.

01:32:24.820 Hey, he fucking – he didn't say 100%, but we're like –

01:32:29.400 He honeydicked us.

01:32:30.880 Yeah.

01:32:31.160 He honeydicked us.

01:32:31.900 He honeydicked us.

01:32:33.100 Yeah.

01:32:33.320 That's really what happened.

01:32:34.040 We won't say the N-word, Bert.

01:32:35.760 We won't.

01:32:36.200 We were closer to getting on Bert – get Bertie Kreischer – ah, goddammit.

01:32:40.280 We were closer to get Bert Kreischer on our show than Chase was getting Malice on his show.

01:32:43.540 I'll just say that.

01:32:44.540 Yeah.

01:32:45.100 Malice was cool, though.

01:32:45.800 We worked it out.

01:32:46.480 We worked it out.

01:32:47.320 You did.

01:32:47.820 By the way, before we end, what was that – I forgot what happened there because –

01:32:51.620 I made a bad joke.

01:32:53.360 Like, it was, like, offensive, but it was not funny enough to justify how offensive it was.

01:32:57.780 Like, your ratio has got to be right, you know?

01:32:59.420 Yeah.

01:33:00.020 And he said 20 years ago – like, I remember, like, shopping in the gift shop with the 9-11 Tower,

01:33:04.360 and I said 20 years ago the 9-11 Towers didn't exist.

01:33:07.400 Yeah.

01:33:08.220 That was my reply.

01:33:09.680 And he was like, fuck you, you know, or whatever.

01:33:11.600 I was like, what did I do wrong?

01:33:12.460 I'm just fucking kidding, you know?

01:33:13.340 That was really –

01:33:14.220 He does that, though.

01:33:15.080 He said before that he'll intentionally do trolls where he'll fuck up, something like that,

01:33:20.000 to identify people who do exactly what you do.

01:33:22.520 Right.

01:33:23.340 And you'll be like, look at this faggot who's correcting me.

01:33:25.800 I was just fucking with him, though.

01:33:27.120 Like, I wasn't actually trying to correct him.

01:33:29.000 I was just like, you know.

01:33:30.580 I was pretending to be retarded.

01:33:32.960 Right.

01:33:33.300 I was pretending to be retarded.

01:33:34.460 That's exactly right.

01:33:35.680 Kind of like racist jokes making fun – or making fun of the racists.

01:33:39.260 You know, I was actually making fun of the retards.

01:33:40.840 Right.

01:33:40.960 Let me also clarify before we get out of here that Clint Russell from Liberty Lockdown loves

01:33:45.340 black people, Jews, women, all of them.

01:33:48.020 Clint Russell from Tower of Power hates them all.

01:33:50.520 I don't –

01:33:51.720 This guy has nothing to do with that guy.

01:33:54.880 And actually, it's like a fight club type of thing that's going on.

01:33:58.060 Yeah, that's actually what's going on here.

01:33:59.880 It's exactly like that.

01:34:00.500 Right.

01:34:01.060 I believe also, Chase, didn't he like post that in August of 2021?

01:34:06.080 I believe is what he did.

01:34:07.380 So he did it like one month before the actual 20th anniversary.

01:34:11.020 Was it a retweet?

01:34:12.080 Was it a retweet?

01:34:13.040 I thought it was like – I thought it was like this last 9-11 he posted that.

01:34:16.500 No, but I thought he posted it before – I think it was –

01:34:18.700 I think he posted it the day before 9-11 just to catch people on that joke you made.

01:34:24.200 Oh.

01:34:24.300 But it's like –

01:34:25.180 I think I want to say if you look at it, if you go back, I want to say it was posted

01:34:29.880 on 9-10.

01:34:30.940 It was definitely posted before 9-11 just so you couldn't say that.

01:34:33.800 Hey, man, the best 9-11 trolls were posted on 9-10.

01:34:36.920 All right, so.

01:34:38.140 I will say, though, the way it works with Clint and his isms is he has like a Rolodex and he

01:34:42.600 just flips it to a random spot every day.

01:34:44.640 Like, all right, fucking – I guess today it's the gays and that's what I'm hating, you

01:34:49.340 know, irrationally.

01:34:50.420 And then it just – the next day it changes.

01:34:52.400 I have the No Way Jose Show.

01:34:54.460 You can find me on YouTube, all the major autopod cutters in Odyssey as well.

01:34:58.240 I don't know if I really have any big episodes really.

01:35:00.480 I just did an episode with David Friedman.

01:35:03.400 People know him in our circles.

01:35:04.920 He's a pretty big guy.

01:35:07.240 He was one of the authors in fucking –

01:35:10.120 Not physically.

01:35:11.880 Yeah.

01:35:12.500 He's not a big guy physically.

01:35:13.880 He's the son of Milton Friedman.

01:35:15.900 Oh, that's cool.

01:35:16.480 One of his – he's noted for being an anarchist where his father was not.

01:35:20.920 He had an entry in the Anarchist Handbook, The Machinery of Freedom, like an excerpt from

01:35:25.940 his book there.

01:35:27.140 And we talked to him.

01:35:28.320 We're kind of like setting up for a possible debate between him and Stefan Kinsella.

01:35:32.040 So I'm trying to solidify what his actual positions are on things, which is deep.

01:35:36.260 If you're into philosophical meta shit, you'd probably enjoy it because – and then I

01:35:40.500 also have the one with Stefan Kinsella where I did the same exact thing.

01:35:43.300 Like – because people wanted like a deontology versus consequentialism debate.

01:35:47.820 So I'm trying to like make sure I even understand where the fuck they're coming from because

01:35:50.420 it's weird meta shit if anyone understands what that even is.

01:35:54.380 But yeah.

01:35:54.740 You know, fucking go check out my show if you want to check it out.

01:35:56.480 If not, I don't give a fuck.

01:35:57.860 Tower King Cole.

01:35:58.460 I think you have a show.

01:35:59.320 I don't know if it's really a show yet.

01:36:00.900 You don't even have a thumbnail.

01:36:02.280 It's like –

01:36:03.120 I don't know.

01:36:03.820 I hit do it.

01:36:04.940 I have a sports show called Two and a Half Takes.

01:36:07.000 Toad was on it last night.

01:36:08.820 Clint's been on it.

01:36:09.380 Boring.

01:36:10.520 Fuck you.

01:36:11.140 It should have been called Two and a Half Stars.

01:36:14.340 I got a bleeding disorder, bro.

01:36:15.460 I don't do sports.

01:36:16.920 Dude, it is so weird the like divide, especially among like political people of like either

01:36:23.420 they love sports or they hate sports.

01:36:25.900 And it's like there's no in-between if someone's like, yeah, like, oh, yeah, I'm good.

01:36:29.180 I watched a little bit.

01:36:29.940 It's like, no.

01:36:30.380 It's like I hate you.

01:36:31.120 I'm both.

01:36:31.720 I love playing sports.

01:36:33.220 I think watching sports is gay as fuck.

01:36:35.400 I think everybody likes playing sports to an extent, but watching sports is like it's

01:36:40.880 so that you get all the people like –

01:36:42.780 You should be playing sports, you faggot.

01:36:44.480 Men that don't enjoy watching sports definitely buttfuck each other.

01:36:50.980 I'm not even disagreeing.

01:36:53.860 But yeah, check me out on Two and a Half Takes.

01:36:56.400 It's a great show if you like sports and you like some kind of the same humor as Tower

01:37:01.360 Gang.

01:37:01.520 So watch that and then Tower King Cole on Twitter.

01:37:04.800 And also, by the way, yeah, we had Toad on last night and Duke Chastain talk about –

01:37:08.240 Oh, yeah.

01:37:09.180 Next week we have Burt Kreischer, guys.

01:37:10.640 Just let me know.

01:37:13.100 Watch our show next week.

01:37:14.700 And the week after we have Joe Rogan.

01:37:18.660 I'm Anarcho Toad, of course, Tower Power Hour.

01:37:21.240 And this week actually marked the one-year anniversary of Tower Power Hour two days ago.

01:37:27.080 So I think next week we're thinking –

01:37:29.000 Thank you.

01:37:29.280 Next week we're thinking about doing something related to the one-year anniversary of the show.

01:37:33.880 So getting the guys together and going over some of the moments maybe.

01:37:36.860 Who knows?

01:37:37.260 Something gay.

01:37:38.000 I feel like we should real quick address –

01:37:40.340 I don't know if you guys watching the show have kind of noticed.

01:37:43.300 But I think we might shift the template roughly kind of lately.

01:37:48.700 We've kind of –

01:37:49.460 I feel like over time we kind of felt obligated to always have a guest or always have some sort of big guest.

01:37:54.200 But I think we're going to start going more the route of more just the boys or just the boys and one of our homies type deal.

01:38:00.620 Like it doesn't always have to be –

01:38:01.500 So like I can't ever come on the show again?

01:38:02.500 No.

01:38:03.080 This is all Chase's fault.

01:38:05.180 I'm huge, dude.

01:38:06.200 I'm huge.

01:38:06.900 I'm disqualified.

01:38:07.400 You're huge.

01:38:08.240 My point being is we're going more of a hangout feel and don't always need a guest.

01:38:13.380 Every now and then we might get a big guest here and there.

01:38:15.320 But even then, we're going more for a hangout vibe.

01:38:18.660 We just can't get guests anymore is the problem.

01:38:22.340 We're cutting back on the guests, but we're increasing the racism.

01:38:25.200 So you guys are going to enjoy what we're going to put out.

01:38:27.900 No.

01:38:28.280 I mean just looking at the view numbers, I think you guys actually kind of like that instead of always trying to have to have like some big guests.

01:38:35.960 Like I don't know.

01:38:36.680 We have a good vibe I think amongst all of us.

01:38:39.260 And when we do bring in people, it will be somebody who's like well-tested, you know, some big comedian like a Dave Smith or somebody or someone that we've already have rapport with like Chase that we've already, you know, have that kind of vibe.

01:38:51.620 Someone that can actually roll with the jokes that won't be all fucking woke-ified and like chastise us mid-show.

01:38:57.640 Yeah.

01:38:57.840 None of that.

01:38:58.400 Ever again.

01:38:59.240 I don't know.

01:38:59.780 I don't know.

01:39:01.700 I actually wasn't talking about him.

01:39:03.300 I was talking about someone else.

01:39:04.380 Yeah.

01:39:05.240 I was.

01:39:05.780 Just saying.

01:39:06.480 Who the fuck was it?

01:39:07.340 Who the fuck was it?

01:39:08.240 Oh, we were just saying.

01:39:09.420 Spike, I just said.

01:39:10.900 Okay.

01:39:11.620 Thanks.

01:39:11.800 Spike, not enough?

01:39:14.180 I forgot to mention – well, I mentioned it earlier, but just a reminder.

01:39:17.520 Please, please, please go subscribe to Liberty Lockdown on Odyssey because my episode with Roger Stone is going to be there exclusively.

01:39:23.540 So make sure you do that.

01:39:24.780 And also, Judge Andrew Napolitano, that's going to be amazing.

01:39:28.660 So stay tuned.

01:39:29.600 Yes.

01:39:30.060 Big, big, big, big grabs.

01:39:31.900 Yes, O'Donnell, I saw you multiple times.

01:39:33.980 I wasn't going to stop the show.

01:39:35.580 It's already running over time.

01:39:37.000 But you know what?

01:39:37.340 Here we are.

01:39:38.580 Yes, you did the fucking tower on Bert.

01:39:40.520 Thank you.

01:39:41.380 You got us sort of a guess that's not going to ever be a guess.

01:39:44.160 Thank you.

01:39:45.060 We don't really have to.

01:39:45.880 Make it happen, and then I'll fucking suck your dick.

01:39:48.280 Like, all right, come on.

01:39:49.180 We usually go like an hour 40 or something.

01:39:51.200 We just kind of roll, you know?

01:39:52.740 Perfect.

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Tower Gang - March 25, 2022

Ep 62 - Tit For Taint w⧸ Chase Geiser

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