Tower Gang - Ep 63 - 1 Year Anniversary - April Zyklon Showers

00:00:00.000 what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off dicks like 1.00

00:00:05.220 fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan with two 1.00

00:00:12.500 kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account 1.00

00:00:19.500 for it white women must be stopped that's right what we can stay horny and retarded longer than 1.00

00:00:27.800 she could stay sane what your ass ass to penis ratio man maybe you could say we had sex but we 1.00

00:00:34.240 didn't fuck but you said oh jesus fat dave fuck you man hey so is that guys on you're watching 1.00

00:00:47.600 power power hour today we have power king cole with us we have uh used to be fucking fat dave i 1.00

00:00:54.500 don't know what the fuck he is now we have clint and uh you are here celebrating the birthday of 0.97

00:01:00.920 the weird ass phenomenon that is power power hour uh yeah what's what's going on guys maybe we'll 0.99

00:01:07.520 race with reed at some point i don't know uh we may have some special guests pop in and out

00:01:13.280 we we we we're very much procrastinators here so we'll see us read needs to schedule his other 0.99

00:01:21.020 fucking piece of shit show at some other time other than the one hour a week that he needs to 0.98

00:01:27.000 be on here it's very offensive and i feel like we should have a meeting whenever when he comes on to 1.00

00:01:32.900 give his plugs we should be like you're fired you're fucking actually this might be it's a good it's 0.99

00:01:36.940 almost an intervention we're gonna have an intervention with me like listen you're not 0.98

00:01:40.020 giving you're not pulling your weight in here you need to start pulling your weight and it's time

00:01:43.760 you to give up four horsemen okay and he finally got a decent microphone and like set up and now he 0.90

00:01:49.400 doesn't come anymore it's fucking ridiculous oh i just thought of it dude we fire him and then we 0.96

00:01:53.200 rebrand to the four horsemen yo that's solid 0.99

00:01:58.420 add insult to injury

00:02:03.560 way less autistic than the four horsemen too that's which is crazy because we have toad on here 0.99

00:02:10.200 fucking jose on here god and we don't believe in ip so there's that shit i don't think i don't 0.99

00:02:16.540 think you're autistic i don't believe you're you are man that hurts no you have you have way too 1.00

00:02:20.980 much swag to be autistic you're gonna strip me of my libertarian credentials just like 1.00

00:02:25.880 right in the open of the show it's brutal yeah that's right you're too cool to be libertarian

00:02:30.700 well the weird thing about autism is like they you can kind of almost be like savant and if you like

00:02:36.780 work towards things so like like being able to interact socially is a skill so if you're

00:02:42.980 you could apply that your autism to that and no no no what you don't understand is the ones the 0.98

00:02:49.260 artists that apply it to swag and fucking all that in like social shit they become the pickup artists 0.99

00:02:56.120 pickup artists are just the autistic version of like you watch that legion of skanks 1.00

00:03:03.020 oh my god i was dying that fuck that was so crazy did you watch that one quinn yeah oh i watched 0.99

00:03:11.240 every legion which toad you've called yourself a pickup artist right uh there there was a time where 0.99

00:03:18.400 i did some of those things why was that such an early 2000s like like it was you know was it like

00:03:27.280 late 2000s around that time yeah mid to late 2000s it kind of blew up with uh mystery if you remember

00:03:35.340 that guy the guy had a show on vh1 or mtv i can't remember which yeah artist yeah i think it was on

00:03:41.500 mtv that is a very good point though cole that literally legit is like if you applied on because

00:03:46.420 like they all try way too hard just like that clip they showed in like louis skanks it was like

00:03:50.140 legit like it was perfect like uh you know as so far as like the formula but it was like

00:03:57.000 just overdoing it it was like well because transparent salesmanship no no no well what it

00:04:02.860 is is they like ought to see things in like um i guess like not in black and white but like in like

00:04:09.780 a this happens so then this should happen so this so literally they're just going through

00:04:13.960 like they see it as an equation if i plug in this equation i get sex and then like but that's not

00:04:19.920 how it works well it's logic but it's also like autists tend to be really good at like pattern 0.99

00:04:24.700 recognition so you you can you can apply that to many things and pickup artistry is one of those

00:04:30.560 things yeah they're good at pattern recognition but then they don't understand the pattern of them

00:04:35.500 always being like put down and let down and like and like told no like it's like no no you understand

00:04:41.620 that that is a pattern because uh you know that in that game it's an odds game not even really an 1.00

00:04:47.540 odds game necessarily but like well it's about you you just throw your shit out there throw shit at 0.99

00:04:52.520 the wall and you hit on so many women that occasionally something's gonna stick that's 0.99

00:04:57.520 you hit on a thousand women so that one will sleep with you it's basically we're just playing 0.87

00:05:03.040 the odds here baby right i mean it really is just a numbers game but the problem is when you do try

00:05:07.300 too hard it's like i know for me i mean even just being a married guy i don't know if it's for you

00:05:10.880 cole you're a little bit earlier in your marriage but like the nights where i'm like trying really

00:05:15.040 fucking hard to get nookie is the nights i'm like the least likely to get it no because it's like 0.87

00:05:19.280 it's almost like you can just see the thirst in your face and like that i think that's something 0.97

00:05:22.900 to the pickup artist thing too like if you're just doing it too hard they can just read it on you

00:05:26.700 that's kind of an evergreen comment though i think right like you never want to appear desperate for

00:05:32.700 it yeah no the thing is though like what's really weird is like you're sitting there and like you may 1.00

00:05:38.900 have tried the day before you're trying to fuck and you didn't get no you didn't get any pussy 1.00

00:05:41.920 and then the next day this is only for married people a toad um but then brandon should just be 1.00

00:05:48.420 like you want to fuck just like what the like yeah absolutely i do but where did this come from 0.99

00:05:54.020 like i mean we just we were just eating cereal like did i like what's going on oh to be young 1.00

00:05:59.740 and early in marriage and not have children but that's it's but it's just like a thing well you 0.99

00:06:06.400 don't so your wife doesn't even look at you ever anymore just go like want to fuck i'm kind of in 0.99

00:06:10.300 my wife's never been one that like is like want to fuck like i should never overtly say it i mean 1.00

00:06:14.780 she'll like say it like physically like in like her actions but i don't know something about her 0.99

00:06:20.020 she doesn't like to be she likes it's this weird stupid woman game where she likes it to to give 1.00

00:06:26.340 the appearance that i'm the one that made the move even when i really it's this weird mind fuck where i 0.99

00:06:31.060 still have to like read her body and it's like she's still putting off the right signals and then i can 0.89

00:06:35.300 go for it like it's that's kind of right because like the woman doesn't want to in her own mind 1.00

00:06:40.940 think that she's a hoe so she wants it to be no it was his idea not no no i because i think there's 0.99

00:06:47.400 something to like it's kind of weird because whenever they're just like want to fuck it feels 0.98

00:06:52.380 like i i like that sec like i don't know it feels like you didn't deserve that one but it's because no 0.95

00:06:57.880 what it is it's like it feels like it's going too fast how is i gonna put this what's because like

00:07:03.360 whenever it feels more intimate because when i try because i have to put in all the effort i do all

00:07:08.200 the foreplay i'm completely cool no foreplay just coming right at me okay you know i don't give a 0.95

00:07:14.620 shit but like whatever i don't like these silly little games but i play them what's really interesting 0.98

00:07:20.100 is that when wheaties was invented it was to uh stop people from having sex but it has the opposite 1.00

00:07:25.960 effect on cole's wife i jerk off while i eat wheaties just to spite that gun 0.98

00:07:29.820 love how toad has so much to say about sex during marriage 0.98

00:07:36.720 no but like even even study up man like by the first couple years while i was married i'd say

00:07:43.800 we like legit like probably had sex like daily for a solid and usually if not daily like multiple times

00:07:51.200 and like two three sometimes a day like we'd just be going at it all the time and then like 0.61

00:07:56.440 even then though it was never like she would be like you want to fuck like it was never it was 0.86

00:08:01.620 never like that it was still like this weird like i had to make the first move even though 0.95

00:08:07.040 she sort of made the first move oh yeah i know what you mean i know you're talking about that totally

00:08:13.180 sounds like what a rapist would say she she definitely made the first move i mean she looked 1.00

00:08:19.540 at me and that i like this dumb shit like a move of the hips like towards you or the way they 1.00

00:08:24.700 position their body where it's like they're clearly giving the cues but then if later you 1.00

00:08:29.240 were like you were totally trying to fuck she's like no like they never want to make it out like 0.98

00:08:33.600 they're the one who initiated it even though they clearly like they're giving off subtle cues 0.99

00:08:37.460 like this is why autists can't get late because they can't read these cues 0.89

00:08:41.260 well no but like all you have to do i think is like track uh her cycle because you know

00:08:47.000 you know that at certain points in her cycle you know she's gonna just be crazy for it and that's 1.00

00:08:55.040 the wanna fuck uh listen here woman i know you're at peak horn don't fucking turn me down you're 1.00

00:09:00.140 gonna regret it that's at peak ovulation i love i love the uh like the middle school thing of like 1.00

00:09:07.240 man they're almost on their period that means they're really horny right now it's like that's

00:09:11.160 i don't think it works like that like yeah smell the menstruation shane moss the comedian is like

00:09:18.740 right before that period it's like a going out of business sale she's giving it away

00:09:23.180 oh my god god that's how it is in uh the smith house though she's just giving it away 0.98

00:09:32.000 that's a good topic period sex it's like disgusting but a good topic i'm down you do it all right yeah 0.96

00:09:37.960 i've talked to a lot of women that say like yeah they've had been with plenty of men they're like 1.00

00:09:45.700 nope we'll not do it like i don't know like don't get me wrong i prefer they're not be fucking bleeding 0.95

00:09:50.540 but like and actually at the same time kind of not because uh i've always my wife turns into a raging 1.00

00:09:56.020 cunt when she's on uh birth control so we don't really fuck with birth control so it's kind of been 0.97

00:09:59.860 pull and pray for like ever um so and we've been doing pretty good so i can't complain but you know 0.99

00:10:05.420 during when they're when they're on the rag is when you just nut all in there because all of it

00:10:10.100 which i've heard by the way by the way i've heard you're not supposed to do that they can still get

00:10:13.620 pregnant during that because it like that's just liberal propaganda 0.99

00:10:17.020 no dude i was i was the same way dude like i i don't know what it is it's just it doesn't

00:10:26.740 bother me at all yeah like i if anything i think it's gay when a dude's like ew i'm like 0.99

00:10:31.320 what are you a faggot like what the same guy would eat ass also like the same guy is gonna be like 1.00

00:10:38.760 and totally be fine with that like what do you what do you do you like are you working at the 1.00

00:10:43.000 job site and you get you and you nick yourself on a on a fucking nail from a two by four and go 0.99

00:10:47.380 oh like it's just blood get the fuck over it like who cares like if anything like just put a towel 0.99

00:10:52.740 down turn the light off and you'd be like oh you're so goddamn wet it's kind of it's kind of 0.99

00:10:57.240 weird because like because like neck biting is sexy but like eating her out when she's on her 1.00

00:11:02.740 period is the opposite of sex no one said eating out that is where i don't i will not eat no that's 0.83

00:11:07.760 disgusting like do you uh eat it out after you if after you do nut in there let's say let's say 0.77

00:11:13.360 that's called the uh the jelly donut i believe when you uh cream pie her and she's also bleeding at 1.00

00:11:20.920 the same time no not that one god damn it no just whatever you try to eat her out after you 1.00

00:11:26.680 nutted in there not on her period i mean i would like if i knew you did that i would very much judge 0.96

00:11:35.320 no i don't we just lost like five oh yeah yeah i totally don't do that i don't know why i brought 0.99

00:11:41.760 that up we lost five viewers and clint because of this discussion it's just like fuck that 0.97

00:11:47.440 oh my god uh spud says she's lacked the subtlety i guess she's i guess spud is saying like she just 0.99

00:11:54.160 she's the one that just goes well fuck which i can see that because she's she's very blunt 0.99

00:11:58.480 she's also like what late 30s so like she's like i think she's 55 is she i don't fucking know 1.00

00:12:05.420 no that's i didn't i went lower because i didn't want to offend but i know she's at that point in 0.95

00:12:10.380 woman's life where they get pretty goddamn horny so yeah i mean jose is just like yeah menopause 0.98

00:12:18.380 that's uh really a bitch there huh well yeah no it's like it's like probably the if i had to guess 1.00

00:12:23.320 i'm no menopauseologist but i'd say fucking like the five years prior from what i've heard that's 0.99

00:12:29.600 when they're like peak horny like and it's also probably like in their like early 20s and then 0.93

00:12:34.200 like then it's probably when they're like is it yeah well it's it's like take how they are right

00:12:38.680 before their period is about to hit and multiply that by like a million and that's the other pre

00:12:43.680 menopausal i just think i just think it's the natural thing of them saying like listen you don't

00:12:48.860 have long left to actually you know fulfill the only purpose you're here for

00:12:52.800 i mean you got like the early 20s like opening business you know kind of like you know like

00:12:57.100 come on in and then you got like toward the end it's like going out of business sale 1.00

00:13:00.240 everything goes put it in my ass put it in my mouth put it in my cunt let's go 1.00

00:13:06.400 everything you need to find is a uh childless woman who's about to hit menopause that's like 1.00

00:13:13.340 the the horniest woman alive basically that's what you need that's what i need at least 1.00

00:13:19.240 which um oh god i was i was trying i had a thought but then i missed it we'll just do a 0.99

00:13:26.040 uh like a segue right into fucking will smith the only so speaking of women 1.00

00:13:33.180 he's got that ball speaking of women letting everything go inside of them uh besides will 0.99

00:13:41.000 smith uh jesus smith now the only thing that sucks is we're doing this on a wednesday this thing 0.96

00:13:47.640 should have been what on a sunday was it sunday sunday so like all i think it was the day after 0.99

00:13:52.860 me clint and uh kyle mashkovichich i don't know the fuck to say his last name um fucking uh we 0.97

00:13:59.680 covered it we did like a two-hour fucking episode on it was actually ended up being pretty good 0.99

00:14:03.040 surprisingly went on a whole bunch of different rabbit trails about masculinity and random shit 0.98

00:14:06.240 but yeah we we we went deep into that i don't know the fuck's going on with clint but 0.98

00:14:09.820 someone said he's getting sloppy toppy behind the scenes right now i don't believe that 0.94

00:14:14.260 no what the thing that sucks though is like all the jokes have been made like all the good jokes

00:14:22.120 have been made so it's like it's like coming on to a comedy show here loosely i'm not gonna call

00:14:27.040 ourselves a comedian yet um but like all the jokes have been made so like there's nothing i because

00:14:32.420 i feel bad because i watched legion of skanks i watched well they haven't done their one on it 0.92

00:14:37.120 released everybody yet i was watching yo mma raps they talked about it i've watched other shit 0.98

00:14:42.200 the funniest one was um ah damn who's that tall lanky guy in new uh from new york uh that's 0.97

00:14:51.180 describes every dave smith no no no no um oh no he blew no he blew up like he he got like super big 0.97

00:15:00.800 uh within the last year uh dave smith no no he he dwarfs dave smith dan soder

00:15:09.140 ryan long no but uh thank you thank you andrew schultz uh he did not blow up i mean yeah he got

00:15:19.340 big in the past year but he's been big for a minute it's been no but he got really big this

00:15:24.020 what no maybe i don't know maybe you're right but like he's been kind of big for a while i remember

00:15:28.840 like probably five to ten years ago he was on like guy code on mtv and like all sorts of like

00:15:33.920 you know yeah i remember from back then i didn't know i guess he was on guy code yeah like he was

00:15:39.220 he's been in the mainstream for a while i mean like i mean maybe he's kind of like hitting that

00:15:43.060 like top level tier stride where it's like no longer that generic mainstream nonsense where he took

00:15:49.020 that he's had that like tim dylan bump where he went like fucking up like immediate like in a 0.95

00:15:54.580 year no but his thing on it was hilarious like you'll watch it it's it's so fucking funny what 0.82

00:16:02.200 he does and all like because he just goes on a string of jokes that are amazing but so like we 0.98

00:16:07.040 can't do that so the only thing i can think of is just like haha the the cuck hit the the black man

00:16:13.340 really funny like like make fun of woman but like i guess we can go into it it's just to me it's just

00:16:20.700 like i'm trying to think of other jokes that haven't been said or say another joke in a new way

00:16:24.860 kind of like that michael malice thing but it works with jokes too i mean i mean i did it i was tweeting

00:16:29.100 about it for like two days like i always tweeted about it too and it's one of those things that's

00:16:34.300 like so on the nose it's i almost feel like it's almost hard to make jokes because it's like too

00:16:40.420 obvious to make jokes if that makes it's kind of like the trump phenomenon of like forever where it

00:16:45.300 was like oh you have this dude who's like you know they played the same jokes over and over again

00:16:49.900 he's basically a living joke and so it was like to make any decent jokes just kind of got old like

00:16:55.060 and it was kind of the same thing with this it's like so there's so much material to work with that

00:16:58.740 it's almost like too easy you know it's like it's almost like like uh it was like that's what she

00:17:04.320 said jokes which only like even with something as silly as that like when someone says something 0.74

00:17:08.300 so on the nose you almost are like i can't say that that'd be really dumb right now like it

00:17:12.960 i mean like yeah i feel you like where you have to be it's like either i say this totally ironically

00:17:20.420 and there's like humor in that of saying like the the the obvious joke but saying it ironically which

00:17:27.740 is kind of funny but this is just like it's this it's just been running to the ground but it's still

00:17:32.820 so fucking funny and i want it we want to cover it on here which i mean if you haven't seen it you're 0.89

00:17:38.160 basically blind or retarded oh like you've been living in a cave which is this like the best 1.00

00:17:47.380 oscars has ever been is this the peak of oscars though is that that may be something like is this

00:17:51.340 like the that's that's crazy because it was the worst the oscars has ever been as far as like the 0.88

00:17:56.300 movies are just total shit at this point and just the oscars are a blatant circle i don't know 0.96

00:18:01.780 while i but then it just becomes good because a guy hits another guy while i don't think it was 0.99

00:18:08.400 staged although i wouldn't be the least bit surprised i think it's kind of i think it's

00:18:13.200 kind of like the death throes of it if you will like it's not like i i think this is like the

00:18:19.160 beginning of the end like i mean they've already been kind of on the end because like we were

00:18:22.800 talking about it on the episode i had with clinton the other day uh and it was like we were saying

00:18:27.300 that like if you look at the demographic of people who defended this and the people who

00:18:31.740 who defended or it was you know like it was like all the generic hollywood types you you get this

00:18:37.440 impression it's the same idea where you get this impression like say for example with uh

00:18:41.800 the news on certain topics i can't even think of a topic right now but you'll see like certain

00:18:45.920 people covering an idea and you're like oh my god you just assume this is what the the people think

00:18:50.300 and it's like the same idea with uh you know with malice where he always says don't call them

00:18:54.380 mainstream uh media call them the corporate media because it's it's the same idea like with that like 0.99

00:19:00.740 i think most people are like no that's not that's fucking bullshit like this is dumb and then but 0.99

00:19:06.820 then you then it gives the impression to a lot of people that's not the case but they're like 1.00

00:19:10.580 furthering this divide between the mainstream or corporate or whatever and then the people so it's

00:19:15.340 like if anything they're just furthering their demise like yeah they'll get a bump this year but

00:19:18.820 if anything i think it's just going to go down and down by the way i just want to point this out

00:19:22.020 i actually i kind of i kind of want to bring this up this is uh i'm going to share this because this is

00:19:25.580 kind of really weird uh i i was going to say i think you're right and i think this was kind of

00:19:30.920 like this was like the bl the equivalent of the blm riots but in hey toad in hollywood form you know

00:19:39.140 what i mean like uh it was kind of like a microcosm of everything that's been happening the last couple

00:19:43.880 of years where it's like another sign of an empire and it's death throes or you just have people

00:19:48.620 like fighting on the oscar stage it's the blm riots on the blm is it's a good accurate uh description

00:19:55.240 i was i was just about to look this up and i signed it and then i went to will smith and i 0.98

00:20:00.120 will put in slap and this shit does not come up 0.99

00:20:04.760 will smith slapping gun away will smith slapped reporter will smith slaps guy in russia like they're 0.99

00:20:12.980 like it is they have removed the fact that wills of will smith's like you know it comes up with you

00:20:19.940 just look up will smith it is the first thing but i think it's really funny that they're like in the

00:20:24.200 youtube search you cannot actually look up will smith slap to find it that's i just caught that

00:20:30.340 that's actually really funny yeah i mean once again google is altering their search results to

00:20:36.900 adhere to what they want to actually show you which i don't think this probably shows it 0.92

00:20:42.520 it is really weird how they censored this shit this is todd's mom hi sorry well yeah let's watch ads 0.89

00:20:49.920 guys and and they actually they actually censored it on american tv they actually censored will smith 0.99

00:20:56.300 uh saying like uh keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth or whatever afterwards they 1.00

00:21:00.900 actually censored that on american tv live because it's on a delay it's my understanding they didn't 0.99

00:21:06.300 even play it they cut that out in america until they cut it out yeah which is weird which

00:21:10.740 which i mean it's kind of almost a little bit of like uh gives some credence to the idea that it

00:21:17.840 wasn't faked but then it also like even if it wasn't faked it's still weird like why would you

00:21:23.020 not want to like profit off that like the biggest oscars moment like if they were going to stage it

00:21:32.520 they chose a black host just so they there wouldn't be a red print visible on his face for the rest of 0.97

00:21:38.080 the show right like so they showed they were like we need a black guy so like this it's like red 0.85

00:21:45.140 slap doesn't just keep show up for the rest of it i don't know man because if it was a white host then 0.91

00:21:49.460 they'd really easily have everybody siding with will smith so well and chris rock i actually didn't

00:21:55.220 expect him to be on the stage at all and he wasn't a host he was uh introducing one of the awards here

00:22:00.420 for best oh that's it he wasn't even roast oh i'm sorry he wasn't even a host no the hosts were

00:22:05.280 wanda sykes uh yeah oh oh was that the thing that gina hill and uh amy schumer who the hell is gina 0.60

00:22:14.020 hill i just she was the one who was kind of hot i didn't know i saw a picture of her because amy 1.00

00:22:17.540 schumer did that uh that really i think amy schumer did something like super quick then they do 1.00

00:22:23.500 something with about the don't say gay bill and they got like uh yeah they kept mentioning that like

00:22:28.400 jessica chastain mentioned it in her which she's uh duke's mom i believe she she mentioned it in

00:22:35.280 her best actress speech okay why not uh thanks for the five dollars arabian plab uh will smith got

00:22:41.060 ball jokes look up will smith making a ball joke uh 91 i believe i mean for one like i i don't really

00:22:45.940 know what that would really i mean especially from 91 like and and i don't think any i think he

00:22:52.060 even today the idea they'd be about his wife or whatever well during the uh he actually laughed

00:22:57.980 you laughed at chris rock's joke yeah jane too can't wait to see it all right

00:23:02.480 it's an okay joke by the way that was a nice one

00:23:10.560 yeah so so he laughed at chris rock's joke you can't do that in this world man you can't do that

00:23:20.260 in this world man arsenio they got rules they got rules like he has the rule the big player he got

00:23:25.120 a rule he got to wax his head every morning that's a rule 0.98

00:23:27.560 dude i'm telling you will smith was fucking baller for oh god damn it didn't need to show that 0.99

00:23:44.160 i'm just gonna stop sharing that's my record 0.99

00:23:47.020 what was your background something gay it's some it's uh boba fett because i'm fucking awesome okay 0.90

00:23:55.180 internet i don't uh i think glint might be the one named baron i don't know what's going on with 0.99

00:24:02.200 him yeah i don't know what's going on there um yeah yeah let's get screenshot my fucking all my all 0.98

00:24:07.940 my dms i mean i'm very much there yeah i've not seen that clip but yeah i mean i'm not but when 0.96

00:24:13.800 there's the hypocrisy there i i asked this on another podcast uh because i'm doing a podcast with uh

00:24:20.460 davy and uh flint now like every other week wait what did this happen uh just like literally

00:24:28.160 at uh lp florida and i'm doing it every other week it's just it's not a live actually done another

00:24:33.540 one yeah we've done two more after that how do you not how have i not seen any promotion

00:24:38.020 nothing because it's not what we got like three listeners like

00:24:43.100 i don't even know it exists three podcasts but um and i was sitting on there i was like when did

00:24:51.880 when did will smith become a fag like when when did this happen where he like because in the 90s 0.96

00:24:57.980 he was the coolest he was the fresh prince he was the coolest fucking guy basically like everybody 0.98

00:25:03.340 thought he was the coolest guy and then yeah which is actually weird because he was also like 0.79

00:25:07.380 family friendly and clean yeah he was yeah he was legitimately funny he was nothing will ruin a

00:25:13.860 man better than a woman like no for real like i'm not even playing like it probably i genuinely 100

00:25:18.480 blame jada like i mean don't be wrong to some extent it's kind of his fault like dude like what 0.99

00:25:23.140 the fuck but like same time women are manipulative creatures you know like and some of the i always 1.00

00:25:29.140 forget he's a scientologist someone said when scientology come knocking so there's something to 1.00

00:25:32.480 that too so oh wait he's a scientologist i don't know is that yeah that's another factor that's

00:25:37.840 um because it's like maybe he's wanted to leave her for a while because there's a lot of weird

00:25:42.020 stuff and if you're gone on like deep dives of scientology they get really weird especially

00:25:45.840 their celebrities they get very weird and controlling for all i know they could he could 0.98

00:25:50.640 want to not be a jade anymore and they could be like well xenu will frown upon you if you fucking 0.99

00:25:55.440 leave her like i don't know dude the funniest part about it was uh on sunday night when all that 0.94

00:26:01.200 should happen i literally was like uh liz was like can we watch a funny movie because we were

00:26:05.800 watching i can't remember what it was and i was like all right fine i'll scroll through netflix and

00:26:10.460 i literally started watching uh wild wild west which i kind of like by the way because i grew up

00:26:16.820 watching it like i remember watching it with my grandpa and we watched wild wild west awful now isn't

00:26:21.280 it oh it's god awful i remember being awesome but i watched it i was like 11 or something yeah when 0.96

00:26:28.740 you watch it when you're young you're like like that's cowboys it's a giant fucking spider like 0.97

00:26:33.280 steampunk shit and the dude has like uh guns and his boobies like what is this is insane 0.99

00:26:38.860 this is the best show ever are there big uh like mechanical spiders in that movie too 0.99

00:26:45.420 environment yeah the biggest thing is a huge mechanical spider and it's such i remember there's a lot of 0.97

00:26:50.300 weird like borderline sexual suggestive situations and as a young person you're like fuck yeah 0.96

00:26:55.220 like it's not like over the line to where your dad would be like you can't watch this as like a 0.98

00:27:01.040 no it was pg-13 it was pg-13 so like it's like that pg-13 where you're like if you're a dude like

00:27:06.860 especially in like the 90s or early 2000s or whatever the hell it came out it would be very 0.91

00:27:12.140 much like this like your dad would probably be like whatever you can watch i don't give a shit if 0.92

00:27:15.500 you're like 10 11 12 but it was that like very much like probably for us like i guess i'm a little

00:27:20.520 older than you cole but like i do remember it very much was like one of those ones was early 0.93

00:27:25.680 ones you first got to see some pretty suggestive situation you're like oh fuck yeah 0.99

00:27:29.900 titanic man where they actually showed kate winslow's titties oh my god yeah i totally 0.99

00:27:36.340 i totally cranked it to that as a kid you can go see tits legally man what is it like two hours in 1.00

00:27:42.320 the movie though don't you just sit there for fucking two because it's like it's like a three 0.99

00:27:46.240 hour movie you get tits in like one scene there and then you get this the ship finally sinks in 0.99

00:27:53.020 the final like 15 minutes and that's it this is trying to get to come back around to will here

00:27:57.260 like i think now he's making kind of like will again oh yeah what yeah i i think i mean you know

00:28:03.380 will i be on to something here i don't know he thinks the aids were created by the government which

00:28:08.140 i mean that could be true they created covid so honestly if we did it would be really fun if we

00:28:14.780 did start doing like um watch alongs and we were watching i think wild wild west would be a great

00:28:21.080 movie for all of us to watch live and give commentary over because there are some moments in that movie

00:28:27.600 there is there is a scene where they're literally talking so like uh the not will not will smith's

00:28:35.060 character the other guy the um i can't remember who plays kevin klein i believe is the other is it kevin

00:28:39.740 klein and he um he's like an inventor and so he like and he literally wears drag and uh in like a 0.96

00:28:47.400 whole thing that was part of this and he's gonna wear it again and so he has these like fake tits 1.00

00:28:52.780 and like they're sitting there and i'm not lying he was like touch my breasts and like there's a whole 0.97

00:28:57.040 scene where they're touching to the breast i remember that now and he was like he had like he put

00:29:01.940 like oats in it or like that's how you kevin klein was gay yeah he put buckwheat in the in the it's 0.99

00:29:07.740 like it was like a ball it was like this like boob ball like silicone kind of shit and he filled 0.98

00:29:12.780 it he was like no no no you gotta fill it with water and like will smith and he's like now feel 0.99

00:29:16.240 that now fill my breast and like there was this whole thing like it's like buckwheat boom man it is

00:29:21.600 it is insane and there's so many other like things like that also another great one that uh kind of

00:29:27.780 goes scorpion king you ever watch scorpion king oh dude i remember that being awful isn't a kid

00:29:32.640 yeah it's part of the mummy series like i remember being a kid and you're like these these effects are

00:29:39.380 god awful like i cannot even imagine you've seen the mummy right it's it's part of that uh

00:29:45.700 but it was bad bad like it wasn't like there's like a certain thing where they go for this aesthetic

00:29:51.060 is like kind of more you know because yeah i get what you mean with the mummy like the mummy

00:29:54.840 aesthetics are kind of like that's kind of point supposed to be more poppy more like a

00:29:58.620 more a little cheesy but like the scorpion king was not that that was just bad like it was like

00:30:03.860 they were going for that but then like butchered it horribly like there are a lot of god awful cgi 1.00

00:30:10.060 scenes like yeah they were like it was like they're like cool we have this new technology called cgi and

00:30:15.440 they're like you know how it works no but it'll be fucking cool overuse it the rock isn't even in that 0.69

00:30:20.820 movie actually it's just cgi dude the scorpion king though which was the basically the prequel

00:30:26.440 to where it shows dude dwayne the rock johnson in that is so fucking ripped and he also has 0.98

00:30:31.760 like a long hair it is so fucking he's so fucking baller in that movie and like he goes and like 0.98

00:30:38.520 in like saves the chick and whatever and like oh god it's another just it's another one of those 0.98

00:30:43.540 movies like whenever you were like i guess not jose jose thought it was all right i mean i don't

00:30:47.680 remember watching as a kid i don't know if i ever watched i just remember like seeing the graphics

00:30:51.180 like that's awful uh david brace said someone should slap will for his performance and bright

00:30:55.740 i actually like bright although like i don't know i i mean but then again like i watched it forever

00:31:01.900 ago i remember being somewhat enjoyable i didn't think it was like a work of art i also did think

00:31:06.660 it was like a heavy-handed metaphor for reasons obviously but like but like whatever like some of 0.99

00:31:12.620 these things bro fuck blue people man fuck yeah especially if they're choking you think i'm gonna 1.00

00:31:19.140 do the heimlich and save you you motherfucker these fucking bulliggers maybe that was the beginning 1.00

00:31:24.160 maybe that was the beginning of like have you heard that like i think it was world of warcraft a while 1.00

00:31:28.640 ago we were talking about like getting rid of orcs or some yes because it's racism and it's like

00:31:34.000 dude they're literally supposed to be a a separate like imagine if they took like i don't this would be

00:31:40.460 like being like a mouse and then being like well we can't we can't like uh ostracize cats you're

00:31:47.300 like well they're literally like they they want to kill you like i don't know what to tell you like 0.51

00:31:51.540 well it was also it was something that uh i think it was actually in dungeon and dragons they were

00:31:57.140 talking about how they want to get it was dnd i'm pretty sure and also like it may have been a

00:32:03.300 little bit into world of warcraft but i know dnd they were like we're no it was gonna get rid of

00:32:07.640 goblins because they're also green no no no goblins are totally jews so i can see where they're 0.99

00:32:16.380 coming from that's what they're talking about that goblins are jews because they're like they 1.00

00:32:20.680 love money they love money and they have and they have big noses they was literally like it was

00:32:25.580 like oh you know all the jewish stereotypes like go to harry potter world and go through any of the 0.98

00:32:31.040 like the goblin little things and tell me that's not the most heavy-handed fucking jew thing you've ever 1.00

00:32:36.520 seen that you're like like it's not even me trying to be edgy you're like this is jewish as fuck 1.00

00:32:42.400 dude i have an idea it would have been a great for march madness was uh best um i'm trying to think 0.99

00:32:49.260 how i can put this mascot no no no no no no no best stereotypical like stereotype in a fantasy movie

00:32:58.840 so it could be either like sci-fi or anything like because star wars has the gungans which are supposed 0.99

00:33:03.680 to be yeah like so much oh sorry says the gungans which are basically black people like it's like 1.00

00:33:08.580 rastafarians and then it also has the um oh who are the uh new gunray but i can't remember what 0.96

00:33:15.740 they're what their uh species is but they're fucking chinese people and then you also have wada who is 0.99

00:33:22.340 100 a jewish stereotype where he's like my tricks don't work on me only money 0.99

00:33:29.500 i'm just so fucking funny jewish slave owner 1.00

00:33:33.500 such a funny stereotype i don't know why like i'm sure there were jewish slave owners at some 0.95

00:33:41.800 point but something who owned the boats jose

00:33:43.440 wait wait wait wait

00:33:44.360 of course

00:33:45.480 jose who owned the boats

00:33:47.680 jose what cole even just said i think did he just say that jaws are asian and that boba fed is a jew 0.99

00:33:53.600 did you make that up cole or is that like legit a thing like oh no no no no no shut the fuck up 0.97

00:34:00.400 you never heard of who owned the boats yeah who owned the boats is one thing where the jewish 0.99

00:34:06.400 people owned the boats that transported the black people to the of course they did 0.99

00:34:12.740 by the way how did i not know that like but that's fucking hilarious i mean as fucked up as 0.99

00:34:20.000 hitler was in his mind he just thought that he was uh getting rid of goblins so 0.97

00:34:23.520 he was really actually pretty progressive if you think about it he was a dungeons and dragons player

00:34:28.640 actually by the way toad what i said was that um waddo was a jewish stereotype and newt gunray

00:34:38.480 his species i can't remember what they're called some fucking um i don't know check my dms in a second 0.97

00:34:44.660 okay whatever he was a there was that was an asian stereotype and then like i can't remember what 0.97

00:34:51.080 the there was something else that was another stereotype like they do all sorts of ones i'm not 0.95

00:34:56.760 gonna get legit getting concerned about about fucking uh i have no idea where he is he doesn't even like 0.98

00:35:02.580 dm does or nothing like what should somebody text him what's going on here like fucking that is 0.97

00:35:10.000 david did send me one of like on in the clone wars uh like tv show like there's the banking clan 0.96

00:35:17.300 like jewish stereotypes it's just this super thin face with a long nose like white dude it's so god 1.00

00:35:27.240 it's so fucking funny oh man uh yeah the elephant man dude but what i'm saying yeah but what i'm saying 0.87

00:35:36.340 is it would be a great march madness of us to vote like we would like get all of them that we can find 0.92

00:35:41.460 find all the every article where they mention and say it's like stereotypical and awful needs to be

00:35:46.640 like taken away and find it and then rank the best one based upon i don't know whatever most racist or

00:35:52.540 whatever whatever we think is the funniest or something like that and because you know we'd have

00:35:56.600 goblins we'd have all the star wars ones you can put the team mascots still in there too and throw

00:36:02.340 throw the uh the redskins and the indians oh that's another yeah just everything because i feel 0.61

00:36:07.240 like star trek also i just had an even better idea remember i don't know which episode it was recently

00:36:11.840 but we talked about like which group of people we would genocide and it didn't even necessarily have

00:36:16.380 to be a race that was last episode like yeah it was that last episode it doesn't necessarily have to

00:36:20.580 be a race but it can be a race as well but now imagine how great that would be if we bracket it and

00:36:25.500 then just like continually through episodes just kind of like have like arguing like all right today it's 0.98

00:36:30.380 it's blacks versus fucking cyclists like or something you know like like which do we 0.98

00:36:36.420 what if somebody has a combination of the two of those what if you have an escalator stander who is 1.00

00:36:40.780 also a pedophile throw them in the escalator chipper i think that cancels out i don't know

00:36:47.940 i just think it's really funny i think there'll be so many i think i mean i feel like star trek has 0.99

00:36:53.560 like these comic books have to have some fucking stereotypes dude they have to have some stereotypes 0.93

00:36:58.680 which most of the people i guess are already human so it doesn't really count comic books i mean 0.98

00:37:04.940 most comic books are like i don't know stereotypes i mean i don't know i mean i'm sure you could

00:37:09.440 probably think of some but it seems to be more in like fantasy movies like especially when you're

00:37:14.300 dealing with different races where it's different now comic books is a little bit different because

00:37:17.400 it's just like superheroes and shit yeah that's the thing is but like yeah you're like you're right it's

00:37:22.740 with like sci-fi and fantasy where they have different species of like sentient species then 0.99

00:37:28.860 they're just like huh these are kind of like black people oh racist madness that's amazing yes that 1.00

00:37:36.180 would be great god fuck we missed the boat on this one yeah that's what i brought up i said this is 0.99

00:37:40.840 gonna be a great it would be a great march madness bit because uh next march they want to dress a 0.98

00:37:46.680 giant pile of dirty laundry we were just talking about that before recording 0.97

00:37:51.200 i always hang like some shit because i mean to like put it in my closet like hang it up like i'm 0.93

00:37:59.320 supposed to when i do laundry you know because there's a few items and i always just like end 0.96

00:38:02.740 up waiting forever to get around to it but every time i religiously before i record will move it 0.97

00:38:07.840 somewhere else that way you don't have to see it but uh no hold on give a fuck no no listen all right 0.99

00:38:13.600 so my wife she was like so i'm like everybody everybody fucking after they wash their laundry 0.99

00:38:20.660 these are this is all clean don't worry i'm gonna say how do we know it's dirty no it's all it's all 0.99

00:38:24.400 fucking it's your wife's fault so it's all clean and we had it sitting on the couch and we didn't do 0.99

00:38:31.920 it this weekend so we just threw it on our guest bitch ain't got no areolas and don't do laundry 1.00

00:38:36.160 you're also single um and so i and before i came in here she was like hey be sure can you put the 0.99

00:38:51.140 laundry so you can't see it during your podcast and i was like yeah yeah i will and i got in here

00:38:55.680 and i saw it and i was like well i'm not gonna put it on the ground so you just gotta sit there

00:39:00.380 we should just like wore it on top of you or i just put it all under me and so i'm just like

00:39:06.040 sitting up like this i'm just like really high cole cole just wears it all like what this is

00:39:11.920 this is just what i'm wearing right now all right we're gonna play the uh let's play that video the

00:39:16.760 the i know this isn't an awful segue but let's play a video that that the fat kid dying because

00:39:21.980 something about that is funny segway segway so cory nicole okay you know what like i know this

00:39:27.800 sounds awful but if he's not fat it's tragic but like something about a fat kid falling in this

00:39:33.640 manner is hilarious like dying in this manner like don't be wrong like it's tragic the same time

00:39:39.740 hilarious like honestly a fat kid would stay alive longer than a skinny kid it might be it literally

00:39:48.140 might be a microsecond i mean just that little bit of cushion no no no no because because they reach

00:39:55.820 terminal velocity faster so that's not true i don't think that's how terminal velocity works

00:40:00.700 that's not true because we all all this is at 9.8 meters per second per second no this isn't a

00:40:07.020 vacuum it doesn't okay yeah you have you have drag and and i'm talking about i'm talking about

00:40:12.360 the fat guy is more i'm talking about terminal velocity you're only talking about the acceleration

00:40:17.300 of gravity toad you said they reach terminal velocity faster yeah that's literally acceleration you 0.99

00:40:22.880 dumbass okay i mean i mean they reach it sooner then he's got a little bit of acceleration you 0.99

00:40:28.860 tell me he's got a little bit of a point because there is something to do like drag and shit like 0.98

00:40:33.160 that but i'm not entirely sure if you could say between a skinny person or fat person how much

00:40:37.280 you can even make a case a fat person has has is more aerodynamic because like there is some 1.00

00:40:42.600 a little bit of drag i'm not gonna listen i'm an engineer fuck y'all yeah yeah and you're an awful 0.99

00:40:49.420 one too i just no yeah cole you got fired if he had a fat person would have fired twice 1.00

00:40:55.060 listen a fat person would have more drag yes he would reach terminal his terminal velocity faster

00:41:02.340 than a skinny person but that means his terminal velocity is actually slower than the the skinny

00:41:07.460 person's terminal velocity because of drag the weight does not matter at all the weight doesn't 0.99

00:41:13.560 matter at all drop a bowling ball and drop a fucking like piece of like like literally a 0.98

00:41:18.680 feather that's this is only not a feather not a feather in a vacuum that's not true toad go drop 0.98

00:41:24.740 a ball and a basketball at the same time from the same height they will hit the ground at the same

00:41:29.700 time it doesn't matter you're talking about two we're talking about different shapes though

00:41:34.140 they're still human shapes okay and the fat person would have more drag so he's gonna hit it

00:41:39.240 yeah you're also not you're not i think i think it's like in the week there's no way you could

00:41:44.900 account for it and it's like really i feel like you probably have really a fat person a skinny person

00:41:48.940 the difference of like drag is probably so marginal that it really wouldn't matter you're not

00:41:54.640 taking into account whether or not he the height was uh high enough for him to actually reach 0.99

00:41:58.940 why are you talking about terminal velocity you asshole 0.99

00:42:02.720 all right anyways fat kids falling to their death kind of funny but also tragic but if it was like a 0.99

00:42:11.980 normal fit kid like you know it's not it's not it's not not even a little bit funny like but

00:42:16.500 something about a fat person falling to their death is hilarious i don't know what it is it's

00:42:20.500 terrible i'm traumatized by it and i blame the establishment for this because the establishment 0.99

00:42:24.680 with this new lizzo show and all this other shit they're trying to normalize being massively overweight 0.94

00:42:30.460 which i don't think this kid actually was massively overweight but i'm just saying in general that's 0.99

00:42:36.000 a huge problem they're trying i think the move is we need to laugh at fat people dying that way they

00:42:41.100 get it together and so okay you know uh sharing it i guess i was about to but all right that or more

00:42:46.040 fat people die it's one of the other i'm not going to watch the entire video i don't want to see it

00:42:49.780 again to be honest what i'm going to show you is that's the kid i'm not gonna lie it's a little

00:42:55.380 bit stomach churning but at the same time like then after there's a moment you're like yeah that

00:43:00.020 kid is fat dude and so i think he's not fat no listen listen listen i think that he he could not

00:43:07.220 be harnessed in properly and no they didn't check him you can watch it unironically yes david yes 0.82

00:43:14.900 normal healthy beautiful children dying there's nothing funny about it whatsoever but when they

00:43:20.680 have a defect like being fat you know like there's a little bit of a humor in there you know you can

00:43:25.420 tell the kid's not even that fat like i can see right here wait that's him that's him right there 0.99

00:43:30.740 so wait a minute though i can't see that kid for shit the one behind the red guy yeah this one 0.98

00:43:35.340 right here and you can see that his harness i cannot see shit well and i'm gonna large at my side 0.97

00:43:42.140 and see well and this is this is super sad too because i'd heard the people the people that

00:43:47.280 were with him were saying that he was like afraid to go on this ride who is it i still can't see him

00:43:52.500 for shit he's in the background it's really hard to see him anyways but because okay then all right 0.98

00:43:57.320 well all right well i'm taking clint's word for he told me he was a fat black kid yeah i mean that's 0.99

00:44:02.620 correct so i mean if i find out he's a normal beautiful child i will not it's not funny anymore 0.90

00:44:08.760 i rescind my laugh wait a minute jose jose if uh if fat people who know that they're gonna pass

00:44:14.300 on their fat gene to a child are you saying they should abort their babies i'm just saying it's

00:44:20.240 funny if they die all i'm saying it's funny if they die you're you're just we're talking about

00:44:25.420 eugenics on every show now no by the way it was for me the first time i saw it like i saw like 0.64

00:44:32.040 i will get to it i'm just gonna show it we're just we'll just show it first you know i'm still 0.98

00:44:36.100 traumatized i fucking hate this shit oh my not it might not even hold on i gotta wait for the 0.98

00:44:41.800 fucking buffer this is great content i'm sorry no okay i'll just go on what the first time i watched 0.99

00:44:46.800 it i didn't do like like you said jose the little like i was watching like oh shit and then i was like 0.94

00:44:52.680 it wasn't it was like just the thought of me because i was just running through jokes and i was just

00:44:59.960 thinking about how funny like oh because i was thinking cole just ruined my day by sharing this 0.77

00:45:05.440 and then clint told me today it was a fat black kid and then it added another chuckle in my head 0.53

00:45:10.300 i was like huh like because then i was like that adds an extra dynamic to it but and before we can do

00:45:15.860 it and whenever he told me that i don't know why but the immediate mental picture there was

00:45:20.200 uh fucking reed showed me it showed us a video the other day of him like at i don't know if it's a 0.95

00:45:24.520 grand canyon or what it was oh they pushed a rock off yeah and i don't know why he was with jackman 0.99

00:45:29.320 and somebody else and i don't know why immediately my mind went to if jackman fell off the grand

00:45:33.740 canyon like well it's the same thing like i like jackman he's a great guy it's kind of like but

00:45:39.380 like it'd be tragic but there would also something about someone like especially because it's like

00:45:44.480 a comically long drop something about that is funny well i'm kind of i'm more picturing that uh

00:45:51.880 simpsons see him or homer uh tries to jump the gorge and he misses and he falls down the whole thing

00:45:56.780 he's just like hitting the side of it the whole way down it's the most comedic way to fall i'm

00:46:03.040 just gonna let it play in the background until it goes because it they kind of 0.93

00:46:06.840 would you uh would you want to genocide the uh fat riders 0.99

00:46:16.880 it's another one they stay up there for a long time by the way my arm hurts already 0.99

00:46:22.940 let's see if i can it's just goddamn video i'm already bored of it 0.64

00:46:27.300 it's a four and a half minute long video because he gets oh here it goes they're about to drop 0.92

00:46:31.540 yeah because it takes that long so and this is that's where is this universal in orlando is that

00:46:36.520 where this is it was in orlando but i don't think it was at universal i think it was unfair from what i

00:46:40.620 heard it was in florida i know that for a fact it's about to drop because it was like a 335 i

00:46:47.120 believe it drops yeah this ride is obviously not safe and uh i blame the operators like i said for

00:46:53.520 much of this 0.80

00:46:55.360 oh jesus christ that you've got choppy internet there what is all that other shit down there by the way 0.99

00:47:08.840 go watch it on your own that's awful internet i didn't see it at all just oh my bad okay you 0.97

00:47:13.120 know if you want to bring it up toad you can bring it up like no let's not keep being this in the

00:47:17.400 ground the worst part of it is the sound which over the phone sound is like oh i mean i can't

00:47:25.300 imagine if you were there you will never get that sound out of your ears but i mean i don't know if

00:47:30.100 it's like it literally sounds you can hear all the bones like shattering at once it is

00:47:36.680 oh god it by the way like david said it is pretty funny though like because the funniest part is 0.91

00:47:43.260 just like to me i just think of like what would you do think of in that moment like ah shit i'm 0.56

00:47:49.340 like just like when you slide out because there's nothing you are powerless at that moment like there

00:47:55.540 is nothing you can do to save yourself in the video you can see him yeah just kind of leaning

00:48:00.920 too far forward and just topples right out yeah oh yeah he like he was just no he didn't go forward

00:48:09.140 i'm pretty sure he slides under is that what it was i'm 90 sure he slides oh man i it looked to me

00:48:15.500 like he was kind of like falling forward but i don't know it's hard to tell that even happened

00:48:19.340 that doesn't even make sense yeah it doesn't have to be cool let's look at all he's an engineer all

00:48:23.340 right yeah there's how could you go through the the harness he wasn't too small for the harness

00:48:28.120 where he could fit through that i thought he was so big that he basically just didn't even have the

00:48:32.160 harness on his what they just kept yeah it doesn't make any sense no the harness was like pushed down

00:48:40.020 but only like enough to where it was like sticking it wasn't you know you've been on these rides right

00:48:44.560 toad or are you too short yeah uh i've been on the the ride that i've been on that is i guess

00:48:50.340 probably the most similar to this is tower of terror but you're in like an elevator and that's what's

00:48:54.500 different spud said roadrunner wins again

00:48:57.880 do you guys do the move where you hold on like i i usually hold on i like i know a lot of people 0.96

00:49:12.980 like do the like thing and i don't i think for one i i think it's that's kind of gay for one you're 0.99

00:49:18.580 like trying to be like like it's just this weird like oh look at us we're on a fucking roller coaster 0.97

00:49:23.620 or whatever and it's just i don't know something's gay about it yeah flailing your arms is definitely 0.98

00:49:27.160 gay and he also i mean like when people are on a roller coaster or that drop thing and they'll do

00:49:31.920 that thing like i like to hold on just because it's like i don't 100 trust it and like don't

00:49:36.760 me wrong i'm still a bit fun but i also like that like added like so like you know what it's kind 0.66

00:49:41.180 of like you know like well that's what fucking happens kiddo like you know i guess you 0.99

00:49:44.880 you know that's them's the breaks you know hopefully the uh hopefully this weeds out the 0.98

00:49:50.060 retards who don't do that you know by the way eddie eddie grim it it wasn't buckled because 0.97

00:49:56.380 apparently if you if you listen to the entire video uh before that the lady that was like right 1.00

00:50:01.840 in front she was complaining because there was there is no buckle they like did they like didn't 0.99

00:50:07.580 have them on there i don't know why but they did not have those buckles to buckle from the bottom

00:50:12.680 seat to the harness and so the lady was complaining about that so he didn't have that buckle either

00:50:17.480 but and i think what it was it didn't push all the way down on like you're supposed to because 0.64

00:50:22.460 you've been in these where like it like clicks like fucking three or four times and like you have 0.97

00:50:26.580 to get it all the way and like to where you're basically like you can barely breathe usually i don't 0.98

00:50:31.020 know yeah but yeah that's it it's holy shit replicating kobe's death must have been a super 0.94

00:50:39.480 it doesn't hit i don't think that it was that good clint's not even here that doesn't hit his heart 0.98

00:50:45.840 yeah oh yeah i can't give you we need clint to be here to fucking rag on kobe yeah well the other 0.98

00:50:51.680 thing that i was thinking is if you saw in the video there was all that like shit uh below the 0.96

00:50:55.940 i think was actually people like put their stuff there shoes yeah because they can't take it on

00:51:01.580 to the ride with them so hey man the real the real uh victim here is the person whose shoes this guy

00:51:07.420 fell on imagine imagine imagine imagine if you had some jordans or something some really expensive

00:51:13.520 shoes and that fat kid fell on them you're like go over there you're like hey can can you like move 1.00

00:51:18.520 his ass i need to get my um can i get right right yeah like can you imagine that fucking 1.00

00:51:24.320 not just keep them you know what just keep them that's fine 1.00

00:51:27.320 so let's do you guys want to do you guys want to move on and and uh do the idea we were talking

00:51:35.440 about earlier about uh the first episode type thing it really sucks because clint needs to be here like 0.90

00:51:40.120 this is i mean he's not though i don't even know what the fuck is going on here like you just bounce 0.94

00:51:44.340 i i'm legitimately kind of concerned about him i don't know what's going on he hasn't responded

00:51:49.320 you think ashton you think ashton finally did it i was thinking about it but i didn't want to say it 0.96

00:51:53.900 because that's pretty fucked up like that like he's like holding her trying to like keep her from 0.97

00:51:57.640 like off the noose you know she was going to find that ride and she was just going to go out in 0.97

00:52:04.240 style she was going to replicate it that's right for our one year anniversary show instead of having 0.99

00:52:09.860 a special guest we actually have fewer people on the show yeah right wait a second wait a second

00:52:14.200 magoo are you 100 for real the kid didn't die till he got to the hospital he survived no yeah that's 0.95

00:52:21.140 what i heard too i don't know get the fuck out of here i thought that would be instant death 0.92

00:52:25.880 right it looks like it'd be instant death but like that that's what kind of makes it even more 0.99

00:52:29.880 fucked up when you finally live through it well it's like if you died instantly you'd be like okay 0.95

00:52:33.760 like all right video i heard people like yelling like somebody get an ambulance or something i'm 1.00

00:52:37.680 like what the fuck good is that gonna do yeah it's more like someone get like the fucking 0.99

00:52:42.340 sanitation guys you're like the kids bring a shovel you can't even fit in an ambulance man 0.99

00:52:46.920 you gotta crane him out of there new game for clint hanger bang uh but uh yeah well i mean with

00:52:54.460 the hospital thing too there also is a little bit of nuance that because like uh like what does that 0.57

00:52:58.760 even mean because he could have been like brain dead like who fucking knows yeah they was like i 0.91

00:53:03.560 had someone like like i might not this house but like a previous house i had literally someone like 0.98

00:53:09.300 this is more when i was like in a subdivision someone was parked out in front of my house

00:53:13.000 and they killed themselves in the middle of the night and they weren't dead but they were a hundred

00:53:17.800 percent brain dead like like i remember like showing up in the morning yeah it was a gunshot 0.99

00:53:23.380 like to the to the dome and they fucking like they were you could tell they were like they were 0.99

00:53:29.260 live you could see him breathing but they like there was nothing going on like there was no waking 0.99

00:53:32.600 him up no nothing like he was just gone like good bullet to the brain like fucking but he's like 0.99

00:53:37.240 obviously it's like survival type you know functions were still going so no so what i's 0.99

00:53:42.840 what i think might have happened is he was probably dead and then they didn't pronounce him dead until

00:53:48.440 the till the actual hospital so they got them a hospital and i wonder if that's something like

00:53:53.560 they were like okay you technically he's legally alive until they pronounce him dead and so they 0.92

00:53:59.120 probably didn't pronounce like i don't know maybe maybe or maybe he fucking was which is wild i thought 0.95

00:54:04.220 that would be instant i thought you would be you splat like that i mean to be fair he didn't 0.98

00:54:08.440 like you gotta think if someone upright splats it's like the last thing's gonna hit your head

00:54:14.140 and so like i mean it's gonna be your legs your torso like have you ever yeah compaction fractures

00:54:21.380 are some like to me sound like the worst fracture you could ever have oh my god wait a minute

00:54:26.660 what if they uh saved his head and they made him one of those uh uh like living heads like in

00:54:33.700 futurama

00:54:34.360 they're close enough to disney they're like hurry this boy put him in with walt just like it's just

00:54:41.960 like you put him in there just him and walt's head like side by side 0.97

00:54:45.000 freeze his ass but like that's have you you know what a compaction fracture is have you heard of that 0.98

00:54:52.620 i mean i would assume that would be compaction like it comes down yeah it's crushed i guess 0.98

00:54:57.880 compound fracture where it like points out well compaction fracture it literally goes into itself 0.85

00:55:02.740 and like fucking yeah like it compacts enough it takes a lot of energy to do it but it sounds like 0.86

00:55:09.600 it's basically like you don't have bones anymore like we can't fix this like i mean pull you said 0.98

00:55:15.220 there are people that have survived falling from skydiving that makes sense if you think about it

00:55:18.800 because like yeah you think like that guy would die immediately but like i said it's like the last

00:55:23.360 thing like one like yeah because like they're probably the two main things like obviously all

00:55:27.220 your internal organs those are kind of important but your heart is like one of the more important

00:55:31.620 and then your head is like the most important so like those are also like the last things if you're

00:55:37.000 falling like upright like the last things to be impacted so like i mean it makes i mean yeah you

00:55:43.680 might bleed out from internal bleeding or something so like this is actually how you get a

00:55:47.940 you would have to fall from a very high way to die immediately that's how you get chicken it's

00:55:52.800 from chicken that fall out of the sky and shatter all the bones yep exactly

00:55:57.740 all right well you guys want to you guys want to bring up uh what i was talking you know i'm talking

00:56:04.340 about guys the you anyone want to bring that up do we want to do it or we just want to end this

00:56:09.060 one at an hour and then see if we can roll this back for next week and just push it off

00:56:13.840 we'll do another fucking no we can't we can't do that because even though technically last week 0.95

00:56:20.180 was supposed to be ours do this thing where we just do the one year anniversary every week 0.96

00:56:26.640 you push it off because it's not quite right i don't like my birthday party we're doing it again

00:56:32.400 next week it was it was like uh like jose and not drinking the milk for three episodes

00:56:38.040 we'll just do that again off like that fat kid yeah we're we are we we legit need to get some 0.97

00:56:45.240 sort of like we need to get to the point like we just gang so they have like interns and shit 0.94

00:56:48.840 because like we are like we we very much are just the on-screen talent we are very awful at all the 0.90

00:56:54.740 backstage stuff i'm good at like the technical autistic stuff that's uh that's my thing yeah you 0.99

00:57:02.320 need to step that up like uh we need to start having like notes shit like that like fucking 0.99

00:57:08.380 we legit will like be like the day of like fuck what are we talking about 1.00

00:57:11.880 there's always something going on man like will smith punch the guy like fuck yeah we get to talk 0.99

00:57:17.680 about that but we didn't talk about that much i was like i'd much rather talk about this kid this 0.99

00:57:23.740 fat kid dying like it's so much better to see i don't know i i think we should watch like 10 minutes

00:57:28.620 of our uh first one and just kind of bullshit see where see where it goes well someone bring it 0.93

00:57:32.460 besides me because i'm not gonna have people talking about internet i don't even know how to

00:57:35.500 do it so all right let me uh i gotta get it up yeah which i'm i'm not looking forward to this

00:57:41.720 because i it's gonna be cringy oh well here's the thing i haven't watched any one of our podcast ever

00:57:49.940 not one i never watched any of them not the ones i was on not the ones i wasn't on i haven't watched

00:57:54.440 any of them so um i'm not looking forward to this because i don't like hearing myself talk

00:57:59.640 i don't like hearing jose talk really or toad i hate you all actually 0.84

00:58:05.480 if you really want to go back you can try to find how maybe not uh no let's say my other podcast i

00:58:13.720 used to have uh my first one ever but i was gonna say go back and watch two and a half takes yeah that's

00:58:18.520 no no before before two and a half takes before tower gang before everything before i was even on

00:58:24.940 twitter uh yes clint uh not clint tyler uh i wish i hadn't watched any i know but that's a little your

00:58:31.160 job so um your libertarian podcast review you're not you're a lawyer by night or by day or whatever 0.54

00:58:37.900 the fuck and a libertarian podcast review by night but i had a podcast before all this but then go back 0.95

00:58:43.340 and watch my uh my original podcast with jose it was really good so yeah it was a good one i mean 0.98

00:58:49.160 that was after tower power uh david said uh do the woke turns for tower gang i i would if we were

00:58:53.940 large enough we're not really at the point to where we could actually get anyone to do fucking do 0.93

00:58:57.260 anything like i mean i don't know what i mean i mean david i'm saying david yeah if someone out there

00:59:04.280 wants to like for free be the person who handles like i don't know kind of roughly assembling 0.96

00:59:10.280 talking points uh i don't know scheduling and all the little gay shit like that you'll get like a 1.00

00:59:15.800 shout out and yeah hey david if you want to the only thing is what if you ever come on the woke turn 1.00

00:59:22.580 or do anything for us just know i'm going to buy you a sex doll and i'm going to harass you with it 1.00

00:59:28.320 because you you were you were not dudes rock with the uh with layton last week but i'm not gonna get 0.99

00:59:35.060 into that honestly i actually thought i okay this is where me and you's philosophies collide a little

00:59:41.080 bit because i actually a little bit more team david on that one honestly i never really got into it

00:59:45.340 because i didn't really care

00:59:46.160 but like i actually completely get where david was coming from because he's never really interacted with

00:59:55.140 with uh layton uh to for context i guess uh i don't even remember what layton did he made some

01:00:00.880 sort of joke that was kind of like fucking with him and like and then david blocked immediately 0.89

01:00:07.900 but like right from david yes we know he blocked immediately yeah but from david's perspective you 0.81

01:00:14.280 know what props to david keep it up i like that i'm all for that but from david's perspective he had

01:00:19.440 he never really fucking he never really like he he'd never interacted with layton like from what 0.93

01:00:25.420 he had said like i saw a little bit so he said he'd never interacted with layton ever and didn't know 0.97

01:00:28.960 shit about him and then he just like kind of had this like uh jokingly sort of post like that kind 0.98

01:00:34.900 of came off as shitty a little bit but i guess layton was like i'm just busting your balls it'd 0.99

01:00:39.560 be a little bit different if he had some level of rapport like you know like if it came from like 0.99

01:00:44.080 you cole and you were dogging me like that i'd be like okay that's just he's just fucking me but 0.99

01:00:48.140 some dude i don't know at all never even slightly interacted with on twitter it's a little bit 0.97

01:00:53.800 different because i'm like i'm not that i'm like big but i'm a little bit bigger

01:00:56.320 but i but i have people doing fucking my jokes like i what's funny and i tell people this i have 0.99

01:01:04.340 people anytime the n-word is said uh online like by something or something i get it's in my dms 0.91

01:01:12.400 immediately like there's no air of malicious like this like layton's joke was i think it was something

01:01:19.580 with like him at prom with a sex doll that clearly is like trying to be it come it's one of those

01:01:26.180 things that's on those lines that if you have rapport with somebody that's funny if you don't 0.95

01:01:30.080 that can come off as shitty he layton had no rapport with with david whatsoever and like and so this is 0.98

01:01:37.440 just some random person kind of busting his balls and i'm like i don't fucking know you 0.99

01:01:41.600 david brady actually does fuck inflatable sex dolls so it really here's the thing i'm gonna give 0.99

01:01:49.100 permission to anybody out there that if they want to make fun of toad for being a virgin you absolutely 0.99

01:01:55.840 can okay so go ahead you have my permission you have the rapport now go ahead and make fun of toad do

01:02:02.240 those all right i will let i'll let you guys know for me if you do anything that like is comes off as

01:02:08.880 possibly shitty like and me you may even mean it in the best way possible you gotta take in mind i'm

01:02:15.160 coming from my perspective and i don't know if you're being shitty or if this is some sort of joke 0.73

01:02:19.500 if it's something that's kind of along those lines and it's questionable and i don't know you

01:02:24.520 i'm more likely to err on the side of block and then i know see i'm on the side of this is a joke

01:02:31.160 i have i have it depends i don't know i guess maybe light insane came off as more shitty to me 0.99

01:02:36.100 because it kind of came off as like oh look at this fucking nerd he came to get laid oh he's 1.00

01:02:39.520 fucking sex doll and it's like i don't even know you like who the fuck are you like i don't know 1.00

01:02:43.640 i i guess you say it blocks the joke i don't believe that honestly i think you did 1.00

01:02:48.920 like i don't believe that you fucking liar like what a weird that was not a joke this is like totally 0.99

01:02:58.680 like now ad hoc like after the fact like oh yeah i was just i was pretending to be retarded like 1.00

01:03:04.720 not that i'm saying he's retarded but like i actually agree with you like we were just pretending 0.86

01:03:09.540 we were gonna fire you for not getting vaccinated i agree with the block and i agree with the unblock

01:03:13.660 although actually i don't even know if i had unblocked because layton was kind of i'm not even 0.68

01:03:16.520 gonna lie late was kind of being a little bit of a cunt about it so like if layton had like been 0.97

01:03:20.760 like yo dog like i was just fucking with you then i would have been like oh okay my bad and i'm block 0.99

01:03:24.600 because i block i block extremely liberally but at the same time i also unblock extremely 1.00

01:03:30.540 liberally like if i block you and you get all cunty i'm like all right well fuck you just prove 0.99

01:03:34.240 my point i'm gonna keep you blocked but now if i block you and you're like whoa dude what happened 0.99

01:03:38.380 like why did you block me i'm sorry what were you i'm like oh shit well i guess i fucked up and i'll 0.99

01:03:42.720 unblock like it's that simple now if you come off and come at me shitty like look at this fucking 0.99

01:03:46.900 fag who blocked me i'm like well i guess i was right like i guess you're someone deserving of a 1.00

01:03:53.280 block why the fuck do i want to interact with you joe do you got that you got those clips you 0.99

01:03:57.420 got that you got that first episode yeah bass and red pilled with the liberty lockdown i'm at a 0.98

01:04:02.820 random point in the episodes if you want to do this yeah this is full of a random point beginning but

01:04:07.040 okay oh no the beginning must be rough uh there was it was i don't know that's what that's what

01:04:14.040 makes it funnier it's the beginning you want to go you want to go to the very beginning i would prefer 0.92

01:04:19.580 beginning but i'm fine with that i don't give a shit so i will not be surprised if i'm wearing 0.97

01:04:22.900 the same hat let me walk it back i want to seem like less of a bitch no just own it david 1.00

01:04:28.000 like it's so transparent when you're trying to i am i'm wearing the same hat you're wearing the

01:04:32.640 same hat that's true i knew i was i'm not even in the first one jose's not even in this yet

01:04:37.740 oh my god i'm looking cap in this oh jose jose was actually cap actually we'll reveal that now

01:04:46.300 why was toad way brighter the toad needs to look like that now what the hell uh because i i had

01:04:55.400 this well so here's the deal i had uh here's the deal i'm joe biden now i had uh i have a ceiling

01:05:01.060 light in this room that is way too bright but i i've got a dimmer installed on it so i could

01:05:06.040 actually use it now probably more effectively but it was way too bright so i switched to just using a

01:05:11.360 ring light oh is that what you have now yeah so now it looks like okay so now it looks like i'm in

01:05:18.040 a creepy uh yeah you look way better there whatever that is yeah it looks like i have children in my

01:05:23.360 basement or something that's never changed uh yeah just just play it from the beginning this is gonna

01:05:31.440 be or whatever you want to do beginning all right let's see i don't even think we had no intro we didn't

01:05:36.220 have anything let's do it there you go prepare for the most horrendous wave of autism you have ever

01:05:41.700 experienced because this is the tower gang power hour i'm here with audio capital artist toad liberty

01:05:49.600 lockdown clint and oval team oh no that's not old team it's cold i was reaching off the name so i

01:05:55.540 apologize and i am nick ashley of the individualist podcast so you guys give yourself a little intro and

01:06:00.120 we'll get we'll get this shit going this is where we didn't even know what our name was yet 0.79

01:06:03.360 already he's not black so he's definitely not oval team but uh pause it pause yeah i mean i'm toad and 0.98

01:06:10.240 i have been uh referred to as the most wait what that is the worst audio i've ever heard jesus christ

01:06:17.460 i was using a headset for this episode too so i didn't have my uh setup yet yeah this is this is

01:06:24.300 this is terrible like how did we this wasn't have 900 views on it this is god awful i've got i've got

01:06:29.960 this thing now man i got like an actual mic here well well well what happens with i feel like with

01:06:34.880 first episodes is especially a show that gets to a i don't know a sizable one people a lot of people

01:06:40.960 their go-to is like they go back to first episode sometimes like i don't know i know i know i will do

01:06:45.700 that occasionally if it's like a new show i may just go through the first episode i'm not gonna watch

01:06:50.740 entirely i don't know why but it's like if someone's gonna jump to a random point it seems to be

01:06:56.860 people tend to go to your first one especially if they're like well maybe i'll start this from

01:06:59.940 the beginning like which is i don't know why you would ever do that especially with a fledgling

01:07:03.440 podcast it's one thing like say like you brought up yo mma that's a different story these are guys

01:07:07.360 who've done multiple podcasts already i can get that reasoning but someone who's like their first

01:07:11.240 fucking like show right you know it's weird to go the first one yeah yeah like i'm not gonna go 0.86

01:07:17.840 back and listen to tom woods episode number one also we we also didn't know what we wanted to do 0.96

01:07:24.940 with this it was not a yeah there was no direction at all like it was it was just like we thought i

01:07:32.160 mean we were thinking it was gonna be a political podcast i'm 90 sure that's what we thought it was

01:07:36.740 going to be with just a little bit of humor in there well we kind of we took our like political 0.91

01:07:42.160 shit posting that we do in our towering we were just yeah like kind of let's make this let's do this

01:07:48.080 some podcasts i think we were almost more going for like a sports center vibe but with towers like

01:07:55.340 covering the tower because we were taking towers very seriously at that point but you gotta think

01:08:01.180 we were all in a very wait this was peak lockdowns we were all like we were peak lockdowns like we had

01:08:07.960 a lot of time in our hands we were like dude it was nuts the towers we were going through and we were 0.90

01:08:12.480 like dude this is a fucking phenomenon that's going to catch on i was thinking about today i do think 0.91

01:08:17.600 more i think more people out there should start doing towers and i mean just group chats randomly 0.94

01:08:22.580 more i mean not to the extent we were doing it but just occasionally just group chats out there just

01:08:26.800 keep an eye on because there's something to this towers are pretty cool but yeah we got 0.61

01:08:30.400 fucking dollars like i've gone back and listened to episode one of many shows including this one 0.87

01:08:36.220 i can't believe i once called you the cool kids 0.99

01:08:38.640 i'm not now clint like is that just because you're in our group chats now and you see what

01:08:47.560 we talk about and like now you just see that we're not as i mean we're at the same level as you 0.96

01:08:52.400 and you're a fucking 50 year old biker and not like even the cool biker 0.99

01:08:56.660 i have no idea someone should text him and check on him he's not answering dms i'm legitimately 0.99

01:09:07.220 worried about him he just bounced but just so you know top we're covering uh old episodes we're just

01:09:11.360 kind of breaking it down we're breaking down episode one of this shitty podcast i bet you 0.51

01:09:16.460 top hasn't watched episode one no oh of course i have

01:09:20.220 i believe him i just awed on the inside that's is that's the one where you guys uh read mine

01:09:30.240 comp the live reading yeah nobody's seen it you're like at the airport right now top

01:09:37.220 i'm at my parents house it's like some scripture above me i'm back in new york for like a i don't

01:09:43.840 know for forever like a day no no no i had to come back for a day i'm going back tomorrow

01:09:48.200 he's a compound of some religious cult right now actually i do have to take a moment considering

01:09:56.680 this is a year anniversary i'd say at the very least 20 to 30 percent of our success is due to top

01:10:02.840 and i'm very i'm very glad we got to know him i've been i mean all of us uh you know i've definitely 0.60

01:10:09.840 very much benefited from knowing top he's a great guy topops.com check his shit out uh yeah no we uh 0.97

01:10:16.500 so i definitely want to give a moment to appreciate top here he's our fucking homie 1.00

01:10:20.840 that's what i'm saying stop being a fucking faggot bro we're trying to have 1.00

01:10:24.900 this is the time to be a faggot this is the episode to be a faggot well like legitimately top's artwork 1.00

01:10:33.920 lands us some of the biggest guests that we get so and then like gets him to say yes to it and then 1.00

01:10:39.420 watch the show and then say no and then back out like another 30 to 40 percent was due to like

01:10:46.960 fucking i don't know dave smith and then probably another like 30 ish percent i don't even know what 0.94

01:10:52.740 the math is here at this point it's probably due to like fucking uh just random controversies we got 0.98

01:10:58.140 caught up in which now no i want more controversies someone get upset someone get upset about something 0.72

01:11:04.380 we do this is like what all like we've gone so far that no one gets upset anymore and i'm like who do

01:11:08.800 we need to make fun of like although actually i do know and i already told you cole you know what

01:11:13.780 except the in the except it's not even an invite the person asked to come on oh i'm not playing that

01:11:23.700 would be phenomenal if we play those cards right yes i kind of want to say who it is because it was

01:11:29.340 really funny you know what actually you said because the very fact he even asked us in the 0.98

01:11:33.860 first place tells me he's never washed our fucking shoulders no god damn thing i know you guys are 0.99

01:11:38.500 talking about jacob biblical anna no no no no the answer is no no eric rodsep fucking i can't i don't 0.98

01:11:47.440 think that's how you say his name oh my god what is it he sent an email to uh us and was like asking 0.80

01:11:54.260 to come on the show um and i takes a copy and paste he sent you a bunch of podcasts oh he sent

01:11:59.540 a bunch of podcasts but he did what was really funny he not only said he didn't say i'm looking

01:12:05.520 forward to come on your show he said i'm it wasn't it was something like yes i guess it was i'm looking

01:12:10.720 forward to being on your show like almost like it was like yeah it's like absolutely like i'm coming

01:12:15.420 on your show uh so like and he was something like he said he said my audience does not know y'all

01:12:21.480 yet i'm pretty sure and i was like yeah no they don't is he trying to like goad us into it or

01:12:28.240 something i got no he was legitimately saying uh i want to come on your show but like he also

01:12:33.760 put it in the way of i'm going to but he also he sent it out like he said a mass to everybody

01:12:39.460 went to adam nutter it went to clint uh it went to like everybody all these people and we're just

01:12:44.920 clearly had some sort of mailing list from like an lnc type thing or something

01:12:49.120 here's the move guys i don't even know what the discussion is you should have immediately said

01:12:55.440 yes but yeah the move here is to have him on and then like give your full deep-throated endorsement

01:13:02.760 to his campaign from the tower power hour and completely tank him we should bring him on and

01:13:09.220 do the racist march madness and just like you know like because the thing is a lot of people don't

01:13:13.680 realize people get thrown off we've had a few guests that get thrown off by how the show works

01:13:17.600 we can play kiker reich with the current no i say we just do the racist march madness be like hey

01:13:22.780 we have this idea i know it's not march anymore but we want to do it now and we just do it and but

01:13:28.760 we we we let him riff if he wants to here and there but we're not going to treat him like he's the bell

01:13:33.300 the ball just like he's here along for the ride because that's a problem a lot of the guests get this

01:13:37.720 idea of this show being like an interview show and we've had this kind of issue with past guests

01:13:43.040 and we should just behave like he can hop in and out as he wants and like you know kind of play with

01:13:48.920 it like but that's the problem we've had with all these ones we're kind of more going for like a

01:13:52.620 legion of skanks vibe where it's more we're just vibing like we're not here to be like we're just 0.98

01:13:56.640 going to call you a faggot and see how you react we don't do interviews like even with some of our 1.00

01:14:00.900 big guys it's not really so much an interview like it's so much we're just fucking around like i don't 1.00

01:14:05.280 know that would be so great if we're just going and then you just see like his thing just go 0.99

01:14:09.200 and just goes away and you're just like like at what point is it is it the first faggot is it the 1.00

01:14:16.700 first like is it like the first like cunt or like i can't i don't know what it would be but especially 0.99

01:14:21.460 if we're doing the racist march madness which by the way top is going to be a uh we want to get 0.93

01:14:26.880 together all the stereotypes from all like the ones like from i didn't even finish all the stereotypes

01:14:35.040 from like um fiction that like ever showed on tv or like movies no i don't like that idea i like

01:14:41.360 my idea better but whatever go on it is what it is no my idea was different my idea was just like

01:14:47.120 we do like a racist march madness of like which one and not even necessarily racist but like uh who

01:14:51.980 would you genocide oh every week we do a different bracket and like so like one week could be like the 0.87

01:14:58.920 mexicans versus escalator standards or some shit like and then we have to like legitimately argue 0.57

01:15:05.820 who do we genocide of the two would it not be hilarious if one of them uh hearkening back to 0.99

01:15:11.820 the um i can't remember whose joke was was it chris rock it's it's like the blacks versus the niggers 0.98

01:15:18.080 and it would just be like because they're separate hey dude yeah that would be great 0.99

01:15:23.880 like david david you little faggot i do the designing around here right 1.00

01:15:30.000 i don't think he means design i think if you do that we will totally do if you want to make a 0.98

01:15:35.680 bracket and legit list off different groups in each bracket i mean we make may make some adjustments 0.83

01:15:40.820 like you're still in school you have time for this shit like david dave you want to design a podcast 0.99

01:15:47.000 logo it's called two and a half takes god damn it 0.98

01:15:54.620 by the way uh top i have another podcast now so if you want to use that one too

01:16:01.600 dude i do the greatest idea for thumbnail no i swear to god i do i used to the greatest idea for

01:16:07.760 thumbnail for two and a half takes it's the bracket but every one of them is like n but then with like

01:16:12.420 the little asterisk so you know it's a swear so it's like you know like a bracket you know i'm

01:16:16.960 talking about so it's like yeah because i mean let's be real basketball any of those sports that's

01:16:20.560 what they are oh man i i think that i think that if we do if we do have eric on it would be just to

01:16:31.760 like get him to see how fast we can get him to leave and that might be a thing where we just well

01:16:35.640 i don't even think we should i don't think we should aggro at him it legit should just be like

01:16:40.080 we do a normal episode with some good bits and if he doesn't he doesn't he let it's that thing

01:16:47.080 where like uh we've said before where it's like you know if you a great tweet like that will is one

01:16:52.600 that's like on the line of like it's like borderline offensive but it's only offensive if you choose to

01:16:59.240 make it offensive make him choose to be offended like we shouldn't be coming at him to purposely get

01:17:04.540 offended if we have a great we have some great bits and he he doesn't want to riff along he gets

01:17:09.260 upset cool it's on him like here's a great bit here's a great bit for the eric show when you

01:17:14.600 have him on you you figure out how long we had ashton on before she quit and then uh run a run

01:17:21.440 a reverse timer from the start of the show don't don't explain it you got like 29 minutes

01:17:29.080 have a timer at the bottom and don't say a word about it and then at 29 minutes we yell the all of

01:17:35.720 the goal is to get him to leave before so that like as it gets closer we're like

01:17:47.720 like trying to get like trying to scare like a dog away just like starting getting really big and

01:17:59.180 start yelling at it it's just honestly all you have to do really is probably just back

01:18:04.980 socialism and he'll leave all right yeah i don't really know enough about him the little bits i did

01:18:10.320 learn about him i did not like so but we have to call him a child groomer and uh tell him that we

01:18:17.520 don't believe in allowing children to transition i know i really think we just treat it like any other 1.00

01:18:23.920 tower power hour episode and if he doesn't play along fuck it well if we do the if we do the 0.94

01:18:29.160 thing we would just have like socialists go up against uh like pedophiles and then just like have 0.95

01:18:35.480 in the bracket we would put those together and then we have to do that and then like let's be real

01:18:42.400 though how many brackets do you think we can knock out an episode like because i mean you don't only

01:18:47.620 need like one episode wouldn't be like one bracket like you wouldn't only do like pedophiles

01:18:51.400 for a socialist for one episode you'd have multiple for each like this is actually a really great

01:18:56.140 great idea because like you can make it i don't think we use magoo's comments magoo's comments so

01:19:02.340 fucking we shouldn't do it every episode though but it checks out 0.88

01:19:07.000 one good thing about having eric on is that like his audience might watch us and then we might uh get 0.95

01:19:19.900 some people coming at us again good offended which no i know that's good because that has 0.98

01:19:24.780 actually helped us uh gain some like popularity and notoriety as well it's been like a faggots 1.00

01:19:30.920 coming at us that's actually spurred top into making more art for us and gotten us some of our

01:19:36.780 bigger guests like i said earlier in the group chat uh cole you need we need to accept it but then as soon

01:19:42.920 as he says okay as soon as he accepts it schedules it whatever immediately announce it immediately 0.97

01:19:48.700 because there's always that chance i think he honestly i think he most likely will not fucking 0.89

01:19:54.240 look into us or anything and just like assume well i'm gonna come on and we have a nice little

01:19:58.000 interview oh and like but like if there is a chance he looks into it or someone comes to him like dude do

01:20:06.980 you know what the show is so it's best to like immediately announce it because there's a good

01:20:13.020 chance he backs out and then that way you can be like you can be like look he backed out like if he

01:20:17.920 backs out if he backs out we run a campaign about why he should why he's not fit for for a libertarian

01:20:24.080 office because he doesn't hold his promises like oh my god that would be great we need to get like a

01:20:31.000 video editing guy i'm so glad he doesn't watch this you're like a super professional like

01:20:37.220 like mirror campaign out against eric rod said does not keep his promises

01:20:43.260 and then like dishonestly edit it so it makes it look like he said some of the things we said

01:20:53.840 before the show he said and it's like it's like really like just broken up

01:21:00.400 those guys are back it's

01:21:02.640 he says of course the jews owned the ships 1.00

01:21:08.460 yes black people are inferior 1.00

01:21:15.700 yeah it's like what south park did with chef uh after uh isaac hayes died where they just took 0.97

01:21:24.600 all previous audio of him and just chopped up the words i don't even think i think isaac hayes quit

01:21:31.180 the show he quit and then they killed him yeah then they made a mecca chef no i thought it was

01:21:37.600 because isaac hayes died no if you look into no you need to go on like a wikipedia deep dive it's

01:21:43.340 actually like crazy especially i remember the timeline yeah the episode where they killed chef

01:21:49.140 like because he left with the scientology shit because all right i'll give a breakdown real 0.66

01:21:53.240 quick because i actually remember it pretty well 0.97

01:21:54.440 this is like one thing in my brain i remember specifically

01:21:58.660 i can knock it out pretty quickly all right i didn't want to say this i've never watched one

01:22:05.700 episode of south park never wow i've been a minute i never watched one minute of south park

01:22:10.000 i watched the mormon uh like bit on uh youtube that's the only thing i've ever seen in south

01:22:18.360 park well that kind of plays into what i'm getting at yeah i guess at one point isaac hayes was a

01:22:22.720 scientologist and there was that one episode where south park made fun of scientology it was really

01:22:27.320 renowned this is actually like one of the first things when people found out the whole lord zenu

01:22:31.240 in a volcano and all these weird like the like it's actually like a weird thing with scientology

01:22:36.340 that's like something you don't find out metaphor for a gigantic vagina i believe anyways you don't 1.00

01:22:41.560 find you don't find out about that until you're like super deep into scientology so the scientologists 0.98

01:22:46.520 were actually super mad about that tried suing the shit out of scientology or it's not no but out

01:22:51.340 of south park but anyways they tried to do an episode on they did that episode on they came to 0.67

01:22:55.960 the chef they're like hey man i know you're a scientologist i just want to make sure you're okay

01:22:59.360 with this and he goes and i guess he said they said he was like hey man we've made it on so

01:23:04.360 many religions it'd be super hypocritical me of not to like yeah i'll totally voice it like yes

01:23:09.140 it's my religion but and yeah and but then after that episode came out all of a sudden chef just

01:23:15.260 stopped showing up and then they actually like i think they received like an email or mail or some

01:23:19.560 shit from the church of scientology being like isaac will no longer be showing up for these and 0.64

01:23:23.820 blah blah and like like they never talked again it was like weird like they got blackballed by the 0.99

01:23:29.200 church of scientology and like it was almost like they did some weird cult shit with with isaac hayes 0.95

01:23:33.520 and then fucking then they made that episode where they killed chef and they reuse all the audio 0.97

01:23:38.700 and that episode yeah i remember that i think that was the nambla episode where chef became a part of 0.99

01:23:44.060 nambla and then and then like it wasn't nambla it was some other weird cult or some shit and it was a 0.71

01:23:50.100 hundred percent you if you watch that episode knowing the story behind it it was entirely a

01:23:56.140 metaphor for the whole situation and they were completely making fun of scientology and how they

01:24:00.400 and it was actually kind of sad in a certain way because they're kind of like you know chef was a

01:24:04.140 great guy but he kind of got messed up and stuff and you know we we got we love him for how who he

01:24:08.040 was we're really sad that he left us and blah blah it was actually kind of like a beautiful send-off

01:24:12.800 in a weird way if you watch the episode knowing the story because they were like you could tell 0.95

01:24:16.900 they're actually legitimately kind of sad about it because they're like well that's kind of fucked up 0.92

01:24:20.200 and like we liked him he was really cool and then they just like these weird cult took him from us 0.97

01:24:24.580 like you know oh i don't know yeah that's the story but a cult that fucks young boys too is that 0.50

01:24:30.960 what you're saying i mean i don't remember if it was nambla or not thank you i mean it may have been

01:24:35.320 one uh anthony happy one year anniversary thank you buddy thanks man um should i start watching

01:24:41.380 um south park i never watched it before yes you're like way past the curve i don't even know if i should

01:24:45.940 say that's that's what i'm wondering yeah i'm waiting it's not as good i mean it's still good

01:24:53.880 even today but not as good i mean it's like and the problem is i feel like i missed the like i

01:24:58.680 missed it like because like if i go back to watch it now episodes when they were yes when they were

01:25:03.960 relevant like yeah because i feel like i would be the style of comedy there's a style of comedy that

01:25:09.800 kind of like came and went and south park had they they were the originators of this style of comedy

01:25:15.440 like uh dame cook was really hot you know for a while and then it's gone same kind of idea still

01:25:20.780 good still holds the test of time just not uh yeah not current comedy that makes sense i think they

01:25:26.640 lost it i think they lost their edge i think if they'd kept their edge they would have kept going

01:25:29.780 like i think they kind of backed off and didn't go as hard like we saw that a lot with like the a lot

01:25:34.320 of the uh lockdown vaccination episodes like they were like kind of on point but they didn't go hard

01:25:39.220 enough but yeah they're funny but yeah not as good as yeah they went really hard for a while

01:25:44.940 back in the day and i would say the first like probably several seasons before they started

01:25:49.860 doing like the topical current event stuff like that stuff is pretty evergreen like that's always

01:25:56.200 going to be funny yeah like i get into things where i'll start watching uh which i don't even

01:26:01.240 watch family guy like like i don't even sit down and watch family guy but i will watch family guy

01:26:06.260 clips on youtube or like i just that is literally watching family like especially the older cell 0.99

01:26:16.060 park episodes are like the smartest dumbest shit you'll ever watch like um have you ever watched 0.92

01:26:21.640 team america cole nope dude go watch team america team america is a perfect example i wasn't i never 1.00

01:26:28.640 watched adult swim as much i was never like one i didn't have cable well look up dicks pussies and 0.99

01:26:34.400 assholes on youtube and let's that'll be our send-off for the show like that's a the i think 0.98

01:26:38.380 that's like the best one of the best speeches in a movie ever uh we'd be done with bass and red 0.99

01:26:44.080 pilt here yeah yeah you take that shit away uh but like um i was the only thing i would ever like 0.97

01:26:49.800 i remember when adult swim would come on and i would turn away from it because i was like this 0.98

01:26:54.260 isn't like it was at that time it wasn't funny to me like even though like which i was only like

01:26:59.220 12 11 or 12 um until like fucking trying to think maybe rick and morty was the first time i really 0.91

01:27:07.640 watched adult swim no robot chicken i watched robot chicken um growing up too so that was the only one 0.95

01:27:13.700 that i really watched from like adult swim and that kind of shit what's he gonna find like the one 0.81

01:27:21.680 at the end like not the bar one there's two different see if you could see if you could play 0.92

01:27:25.300 the nazi scene from uh falling down that'd be perfect you'll see from this like cell park or

01:27:33.960 just really matt stone trey park are the creators because this is like people who made cell park

01:27:37.380 made this movie and they made multiple movies like it's really good at making an actual smart point

01:27:43.280 but being in a very juvenile retarded way like that's what cell park does beautifully and this 0.99

01:27:48.800 one's actually really good the dicks pussies and assholes bit like let's play it all right uh yeah 0.99

01:27:53.720 you're the finest actor i've ever met 0.99

01:27:56.520 this is so retarded i know you all don't like team america a whole lot right now but 0.97

01:28:14.380 kim jong-il is a lot worse 0.97

01:28:16.540 can't outact me boy don't even try

01:28:22.380 for the truth is that team america fights for the billion dollar corporations

01:28:27.500 they are just as bad as the enemies they

01:28:31.580 fight 1.00

01:28:32.780 oh no we aren't we're dicks 1.00

01:28:38.940 we're reckless arrogant stupid dicks 1.00

01:28:45.900 and the film actors guild are pussies 1.00

01:28:51.580 and kim jong-il 0.99

01:28:54.940 the film actors guild 1.00

01:28:57.100 pussies don't like dicks 1.00

01:29:00.700 because pussies get fucked by dicks 1.00

01:29:03.100 but dicks also fuck assholes 1.00

01:29:07.100 assholes who just want to shit on everything 1.00

01:29:10.780 but the only thing that can fuck an asshole 1.00

01:29:16.840 is that sometimes they fuck too much 1.00

01:29:26.680 or fuck when it isn't appropriate 1.00

01:29:28.600 yes guys 1.00

01:29:30.440 yes 1.00

01:29:31.240 and it takes a pussy to show them that 1.00

01:29:33.640 but sometimes pussies get so foolish shit 1.00

01:29:36.960 that they become assholes themselves 1.00

01:29:38.420 those pussies are only an inch and a half away from that 1.00

01:29:42.040 i don't know much in this crazy crazy world 1.00

01:29:47.880 oh my god 1.00

01:29:49.880 that if you don't let us fuck this asshole 1.00

01:29:53.160 we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies 1.00

01:29:57.000 all covered in shit 1.00

01:29:59.580 like the greatest speech in all film in my opinion 1.00

01:30:17.820 fucking film actors guild got me 0.99

01:30:22.900 that's so fucking 1.00

01:30:23.900 f-a-g fag 1.00

01:30:25.040 that's literally every south park episode though 0.97

01:30:32.520 i mean this is what just happened there is

01:30:34.560 part of it uh

01:30:36.980 like it's just it's just so good as satire too

01:30:40.140 because that could like literally just be something that

01:30:43.040 joe biden would say right now to 0.96

01:30:45.360 try to drum up support for the ukraine war or some shit 0.98

01:30:49.020 i mean 0.98

01:30:49.640 not joe biden but barack obama

01:30:53.840 what

01:30:54.580 did you see the soccer game that was trending

01:30:58.460 it was like nigeria versus ghana

01:31:00.140 that's tremendous

01:31:02.620 not quite as good as nigeria versus germany

01:31:06.500 but yeah that was the original one

01:31:07.980 and then like after that they started doing like

01:31:10.200 garner because they would

01:31:11.760 they would

01:31:12.640 or gernig

01:31:13.540 they would flip it so that like the germany

01:31:16.400 this one they just totally forgot 0.98

01:31:17.840 god damn it 0.98

01:31:19.200 and nigeria-gana 1.00

01:31:20.360 ended in some sort of riot right

01:31:22.800 like fans rush the field

01:31:24.660 and

01:31:24.960 typical

01:31:26.040 it was mostly peaceful though

01:31:29.340 yeah

01:31:29.920 hey guys

01:31:32.600 one year

01:31:33.360 it was fun

01:31:34.080 i know we did it

01:31:34.920 we didn't get to do all the things we wanted to do tonight

01:31:36.740 there was some other things we had planned

01:31:38.480 but uh

01:31:39.620 i mean top got to drop in

01:31:41.360 so that was fun

01:31:41.940 uh

01:31:42.480 we tried to

01:31:43.020 we tried to

01:31:43.420 me jose and to try to hold it together

01:31:45.120 hopefully 0.96

01:31:45.660 i wanted to debate whether or not cum could solidify 0.99

01:31:48.320 and 0.61

01:31:48.480 i don't think that's really that

01:31:50.820 i don't think there's a lot to work with it

01:31:52.560 yeah

01:31:52.780 that was grease bro

01:31:54.660 it was like oil

01:31:55.620 toad actually did think it was cum 0.83

01:31:57.800 and he got really worried there for a second

01:31:59.680 he was like

01:32:00.360 he was like

01:32:01.000 i thought it was me

01:32:02.100 this is just another time where i'm like

01:32:04.520 like

01:32:04.840 a lot of times on this show

01:32:06.400 i'm like

01:32:06.760 we're like 0.97

01:32:07.080 has toad ever had sex 1.00

01:32:08.560 does he have a penis 1.00

01:32:10.060 have you ever came 1.00

01:32:11.920 because this is like

01:32:13.280 you showed it to us

01:32:14.740 and i'm like

01:32:15.000 it's a funny meme

01:32:15.820 but you seemed concerned

01:32:16.960 like legitimately

01:32:17.760 so i'm like

01:32:18.280 now i'm doubting everything

01:32:19.380 you might have a point

01:32:22.580 but at the same time

01:32:23.280 i'm like

01:32:23.540 i have no reference to understand

01:32:25.040 because your

01:32:25.780 your main critique here

01:32:27.120 is that like

01:32:27.600 oh yeah 0.99

01:32:27.940 cum if you leave it out 0.99

01:32:29.040 we'll solidify

01:32:29.940 and i'm like 0.97

01:32:30.300 i don't fucking know that 0.94

01:32:32.120 like 0.99

01:32:32.520 what are you talking about

01:32:33.800 have you never

01:32:34.740 have you never came in the shower

01:32:36.180 yeah

01:32:37.160 it coagulates

01:32:38.300 leave blobs on the floor 1.00

01:32:40.920 and there's an experience

01:32:42.320 no 1.00

01:32:42.980 this shit gets all over your 1.00

01:32:44.360 you never get that shit 1.00

01:32:45.380 like caught in your leg hair 1.00

01:32:46.980 yeah

01:32:47.260 i definitely

01:32:48.220 i mean

01:32:49.000 that's the worst

01:32:50.380 the worst is like

01:32:51.620 when it gets caught

01:32:52.280 in your uh

01:32:53.040 like your feet hair 0.99

01:32:54.120 and it fucking hurts man 0.99

01:32:55.700 how do you not get on your leg hair 0.99

01:32:56.760 i got those hobbit feet hair

01:32:58.360 i mean i think i have

01:33:00.640 gotten my leg hair before

01:33:01.640 but i don't recall

01:33:02.220 from being like

01:33:02.640 a shower thing

01:33:03.720 like i don't know

01:33:04.640 i feel like

01:33:05.040 you're in the shower

01:33:05.860 no dude

01:33:07.220 for some reason

01:33:07.900 when i

01:33:08.260 when i 0.88

01:33:08.540 if i jerk off in the shower

01:33:09.780 for some reason 0.94

01:33:10.500 it coagulates

01:33:11.100 and i am not lying

01:33:12.340 it gets in places

01:33:13.600 that i don't realize

01:33:15.300 how it can get there

01:33:15.940 no it does

01:33:16.600 yeah

01:33:16.940 like i've had it 1.00

01:33:17.940 on the back of my ass 1.00

01:33:19.580 and i'm like 1.00

01:33:20.200 how did it

01:33:21.180 like

01:33:21.500 it's like

01:33:23.360 that uh

01:33:23.880 kim kardashian photo

01:33:25.100 like the one

01:33:25.980 that like

01:33:26.280 comes over 1.00

01:33:26.740 your ass 1.00

01:33:27.340 yeah 1.00

01:33:27.660 dude i've had it

01:33:28.660 in my beard before 0.99

01:33:29.640 like what the fuck 0.98

01:33:30.520 i was almost 1.00

01:33:31.160 sucking that guy off 1.00

01:33:32.260 i didn't expect that 0.99

01:33:33.240 but like

01:33:34.820 and i'll just be like

01:33:35.620 oh 0.99

01:33:35.820 and it fucking hurts too 0.98

01:33:37.320 because it like 0.99

01:33:37.800 it coagulates 0.99

01:33:39.020 it fucking gets sticky man 0.99

01:33:40.640 like 0.99

01:33:40.820 yeah you have to get it out

01:33:41.840 you have to like 0.99

01:33:42.300 comb the cum

01:33:43.320 uh droplets

01:33:44.500 that are coagulated

01:33:45.440 in your pubes

01:33:46.220 you gotta comb

01:33:46.660 one of those

01:33:47.480 one of those

01:33:48.160 flea and lice combs

01:33:49.220 like i don't feel like

01:33:51.920 it's gonna coagulate

01:33:52.840 to the point

01:33:53.320 that becomes

01:33:53.700 any sort of legitimate

01:33:54.640 like even

01:33:55.900 i don't know

01:33:56.940 a sock with

01:33:58.240 no minute

01:33:59.180 if you have

01:34:00.120 the problem is

01:34:00.800 if you have 0.89

01:34:01.880 the volume of cum 0.96

01:34:03.020 the volume of cum 0.95

01:34:05.580 you would need to 0.98

01:34:06.780 to like

01:34:07.300 jam up a pipe like that

01:34:09.080 it's like

01:34:09.780 i don't know

01:34:11.280 gallons

01:34:11.760 in one

01:34:12.580 in one shot

01:34:13.320 you wanna

01:34:13.920 you wanna try it

01:34:15.840 how many guys do we need

01:34:17.640 i'm gonna

01:34:18.740 we're gonna come in a cup

01:34:19.880 and see like

01:34:20.540 if it congeals

01:34:21.380 no bro

01:34:22.240 we're gonna come

01:34:22.760 right into a drain

01:34:23.900 yeah we're all gonna

01:34:25.060 stand around 0.99

01:34:25.620 and jerk off 1.00

01:34:26.320 into a drain 1.00

01:34:26.780 and see

01:34:27.400 in a shower

01:34:28.580 in a huge shower

01:34:29.660 for science

01:34:31.240 let's uh 0.91

01:34:32.700 let's do it at porn fest 0.62

01:34:33.780 and clog one of the

01:34:34.720 porta potties

01:34:35.460 let's just all go

01:34:36.640 into one 1.00

01:34:37.060 and jerk off 0.99

01:34:37.840 we could just 0.99

01:34:40.800 all come in a beaker

01:34:42.040 and like

01:34:42.720 leave it out

01:34:43.520 for a while

01:34:44.000 and see the consistency

01:34:45.140 that it becomes

01:34:46.000 i think

01:34:47.160 you know

01:34:47.500 jose

01:34:47.800 jose

01:34:48.120 you totally

01:34:48.940 just slid

01:34:50.040 right over

01:34:50.680 where toad

01:34:51.600 thought that

01:34:52.200 a porta potty

01:34:53.100 would have

01:34:53.780 pipes down

01:34:54.660 to somewhere

01:34:55.500 no i didn't say

01:34:56.200 that

01:34:56.480 yes you did

01:34:57.700 you said

01:34:58.380 we're all doing

01:34:59.200 a porta potty

01:34:59.960 i'm like

01:35:00.200 that would be

01:35:00.760 that doesn't

01:35:01.280 no i just said

01:35:01.860 we're gonna clog it

01:35:02.780 i never said

01:35:03.280 it had pipes

01:35:03.940 you can't clog a porta potty

01:35:06.140 it's literally like

01:35:07.820 a gigantic bucket 1.00

01:35:08.940 of shit basically 1.00

01:35:10.000 that's all it is 0.99

01:35:10.860 no you can like

01:35:11.780 overflow it though

01:35:12.760 you can stop it

01:35:13.520 i love you so much

01:35:17.380 you're right

01:35:21.200 you caught me 0.96

01:35:21.740 i've never jerked off 0.97

01:35:22.580 in a porta potty 0.97

01:35:23.380 wait what does that 1.00

01:35:25.980 mean you're jerking off 0.99

01:35:26.920 it's just 0.99

01:35:27.280 understanding the basic

01:35:28.300 principles of a

01:35:29.140 porta potty

01:35:30.040 this is exactly

01:35:32.020 like if you was like

01:35:32.960 all right we're all

01:35:33.520 gonna see how many

01:35:34.620 shots how many

01:35:35.740 basketball shots

01:35:36.900 we can make in a row

01:35:37.740 all right i'll meet

01:35:38.640 you at the football

01:35:39.160 field

01:35:39.520 and then you're

01:35:45.800 like i'm sorry

01:35:46.400 i've never played

01:35:46.940 soccer

01:35:47.480 it's a sport

01:35:51.360 i don't know

01:35:52.260 like what are you

01:35:53.280 talking about

01:35:53.820 right there

01:35:55.380 like it's just

01:35:56.240 like what are you 0.99

01:35:56.960 fucking talking about 1.00

01:35:58.200 oh god yeah 0.99

01:36:00.380 there's just like

01:36:00.960 every every so often

01:36:01.960 i'm like what the 0.99

01:36:02.840 fuck is going on 0.99

01:36:03.680 with this guy 1.00

01:36:04.240 i know he jerks 1.00

01:36:08.180 off he knows 0.99

01:36:08.980 what coming

01:36:09.560 i think code is

01:36:10.500 like legit

01:36:11.080 when the lizard

01:36:11.720 people is like

01:36:12.420 sliding in on us

01:36:13.440 and like

01:36:13.760 you know what

01:36:15.280 he might be

01:36:15.880 i've seen him

01:36:16.420 eat pizza

01:36:16.980 it was it was

01:36:18.160 strange

01:36:18.900 at pork fest

01:36:19.960 he's like

01:36:20.340 he eats pizza

01:36:21.320 like joe biden

01:36:22.040 hello fellow

01:36:24.520 i can't even

01:36:26.020 remember if that

01:36:26.660 happened or not

01:36:27.320 it probably did

01:36:28.040 it was it was

01:36:29.700 the greatest

01:36:30.060 moment of my

01:36:30.640 life

01:36:30.980 he doesn't bite

01:36:32.440 it he like

01:36:32.880 grinds it

01:36:33.660 just like he's

01:36:34.400 just like

01:36:34.700 this is how we

01:36:36.660 do this

01:36:37.060 no i'm joking

01:36:40.240 he eats pizza

01:36:40.820 kind of normal

01:36:41.360 he's fine

01:36:41.820 that's right i 0.99

01:36:44.360 fucking fold the 0.99

01:36:45.200 slice man 0.99

01:36:45.980 that's actually

01:36:47.540 not normal

01:36:48.160 oh god

01:36:49.920 do we have to

01:36:50.720 talk about this

01:36:51.760 you are the

01:36:53.260 resident new york

01:36:54.740 guy so like

01:36:55.460 we have to

01:36:55.840 genocide the

01:36:56.540 slice folders

01:36:57.540 now too

01:36:58.380 add it to the

01:37:01.500 bracket

01:37:01.820 slice folders

01:37:04.440 you know it's

01:37:05.560 really weird

01:37:06.080 people in the

01:37:06.860 bronx if you

01:37:07.440 you know you

01:37:07.840 usually get two

01:37:08.400 slices if you're

01:37:09.060 a dude they

01:37:09.860 take the slices

01:37:10.540 and they put

01:37:11.020 them cheese

01:37:11.680 like cheese

01:37:12.860 facing each

01:37:13.980 other

01:37:14.200 yeah it's 0.95

01:37:15.360 retarded 1.00

01:37:15.780 like that's

01:37:16.580 like a

01:37:17.180 like a pizza

01:37:18.060 sandwich

01:37:18.540 it's a pizza

01:37:19.600 sandwich yeah

01:37:20.280 like what the 1.00

01:37:20.780 fuck is that 1.00

01:37:21.480 bro 1.00

01:37:21.740 you're supposed

01:37:22.400 to eat them

01:37:22.980 like that

01:37:23.760 because if you

01:37:24.200 try to pull

01:37:24.800 them apart

01:37:25.320 into individual

01:37:25.940 slices the

01:37:26.580 cheese just

01:37:27.120 gets all

01:37:27.580 ripped

01:37:27.920 oh i just

01:37:29.220 found a good

01:37:29.780 way to tie

01:37:30.720 this march

01:37:31.300 madness thing

01:37:31.980 into april

01:37:32.980 april zyklon

01:37:34.380 showers bracket

01:37:35.300 there you go

01:37:36.900 works

01:37:41.900 no i don't

01:37:46.380 think clint's

01:37:46.780 gonna hop back

01:37:47.300 in i don't

01:37:47.760 we don't know

01:37:48.240 we're gonna

01:37:48.700 check on him

01:37:49.420 i i i have

01:37:50.720 i keep checking

01:37:51.620 my phone to be

01:37:52.760 like is there a

01:37:53.220 dm i'm a hundred

01:37:54.960 percent legitimately

01:37:55.880 concerned about

01:37:56.540 i do not know

01:37:57.600 what's going

01:37:57.940 on i expect

01:37:58.700 reed to come

01:38:00.320 in and do

01:38:00.660 plugs right now

01:38:01.400 i'm very very

01:38:03.560 much very much

01:38:04.820 concerned i uh i

01:38:06.180 hope he's okay

01:38:06.940 i love you clint

01:38:08.160 it's been nice

01:38:09.020 knowing you it's

01:38:09.480 been a great

01:38:09.940 year i'm sorry

01:38:12.260 your girlfriend's

01:38:12.840 dead well i 0.92

01:38:14.300 guess you guys

01:38:14.780 want to have

01:38:15.060 some like closing

01:38:15.800 thoughts just

01:38:16.640 kind of maybe

01:38:17.040 every one of us

01:38:17.780 have i know

01:38:18.460 like we're joking

01:38:19.100 about being a 0.98

01:38:19.540 fag earlier but 0.99

01:38:20.320 i mean this is 0.97

01:38:20.840 our year anniversary

01:38:22.000 i think is if

01:38:22.580 there's any time 0.99

01:38:23.160 to be a fag 1.00

01:38:23.820 and have little 1.00

01:38:24.500 mini gay speeches 0.97

01:38:25.360 about this year 0.89

01:38:26.360 this would be

01:38:26.720 the time

01:38:27.140 63 episodes

01:38:28.560 man

01:38:29.000 yeah it's crazy

01:38:31.780 how do we get

01:38:32.520 63 in a year

01:38:33.620 we were doing

01:38:34.200 doubles

01:38:34.640 we did we did

01:38:36.080 multiple two

01:38:37.080 yeah oh yeah

01:38:38.500 i remember that's

01:38:39.280 right

01:38:39.520 there was a time

01:38:40.960 you're like well

01:38:41.520 let's do like a 0.98

01:38:42.220 fuckload and 1.00

01:38:42.920 like why 0.98

01:38:43.980 we did a 9-11

01:38:45.420 special

01:38:45.920 well the problem

01:38:46.820 was there was

01:38:47.320 there was a time

01:38:48.180 there where we

01:38:48.760 got overloaded

01:38:49.720 with guests

01:38:50.280 where there was

01:38:50.900 just like

01:38:51.420 oh yeah we

01:38:53.020 were like a hot

01:38:53.680 item for a minute

01:38:54.360 yeah yeah

01:38:55.100 ever a hot

01:38:55.800 minute we were

01:38:56.380 a hot item

01:38:57.000 although i would

01:38:58.100 say we still

01:38:59.320 are we just

01:39:00.380 weren't we're just

01:39:01.320 like we had so

01:39:02.120 many people inundating

01:39:02.880 us with like wanting

01:39:03.680 to come on the show

01:39:04.400 and we're like

01:39:05.080 and i still think i

01:39:06.940 like the template

01:39:08.080 we're going for now

01:39:08.840 where it's like it's

01:39:09.600 more of like i think

01:39:10.660 we should just be more

01:39:11.360 just the boys and

01:39:12.500 occasionally have

01:39:13.220 like a big guest

01:39:14.000 and and even then if

01:39:15.700 it's a big guest a big

01:39:16.820 guest we know can riff

01:39:17.900 with us not just a big

01:39:19.300 guest for the sake of

01:39:20.060 having a big guest

01:39:20.940 depends on who it

01:39:22.100 is and even then

01:39:23.420 and even then

01:39:24.360 sometimes some of

01:39:25.160 the homies that we

01:39:25.880 know can riff with

01:39:26.680 us you know

01:39:27.220 jesse jesse lee

01:39:28.220 peterson go on

01:39:29.140 tower power

01:39:29.680 oh my god

01:39:32.020 absolutely yes

01:39:33.680 tops that's the

01:39:35.140 top top of the list

01:39:36.040 right there

01:39:36.460 oh my hell yeah

01:39:37.460 dude he would be

01:39:38.940 i ironically he'd be

01:39:40.480 phenomenal

01:39:41.120 amazing

01:39:43.300 oh my god

01:39:44.100 every time cole 1.00

01:39:45.840 says the n-word

01:39:46.460 he's amazing

01:39:47.540 we should legit

01:39:50.480 cry for him i don't

01:39:51.500 know if we could get

01:39:52.180 him but like can you

01:39:52.940 imagine him on like

01:39:54.000 april's lyclon showers

01:39:55.400 bracket 0.98

01:39:55.900 that'd be fucking 0.98

01:39:57.040 amazing 0.97

01:39:57.820 having him argue

01:39:59.220 which group of

01:40:00.580 people whatever ones

01:40:01.420 we have to choose

01:40:02.320 it's a genocide

01:40:03.000 that'd be 0.99

01:40:03.500 black or whack 1.00

01:40:04.340 oh that would be 0.95

01:40:07.280 so good we gotta

01:40:07.940 bring that back 1.00

01:40:08.500 hit him fucking 1.00

01:40:09.560 going off on all 1.00

01:40:10.920 these black names 0.98

01:40:11.840 and being and like 0.96

01:40:12.980 just being like

01:40:13.800 what happened to

01:40:15.040 steve like

01:40:15.860 you don't got no

01:40:21.000 more franklin's

01:40:21.840 anymore what's

01:40:22.500 going on

01:40:23.180 was franklin the 0.99

01:40:28.500 turtle a nigger 1.00

01:40:29.180 was that is that 0.98

01:40:30.240 something that i

01:40:31.140 just thought of

01:40:31.840 the turtle

01:40:32.300 you know

01:40:33.180 franklin the turtle

01:40:34.040 i've never at all

01:40:35.400 in my life

01:40:35.840 i don't know

01:40:36.200 was he black

01:40:36.880 that one 0.93

01:40:37.980 was he a black 0.93

01:40:41.260 guy 0.95

01:40:41.720 yeah he's a black

01:40:42.920 kid yeah

01:40:43.860 he's a black kid

01:40:44.900 right

01:40:45.200 yeah i think so

01:40:46.300 where do you guys

01:40:46.640 get that idea from

01:40:47.500 nothing about

01:40:48.440 my whole life

01:40:50.180 i felt like he was 0.90

01:40:51.540 it was a black

01:40:52.260 family i don't know

01:40:52.980 it was a turtle

01:40:53.720 like they were

01:40:54.260 green but to me

01:40:55.260 you just imagine 0.92

01:40:55.920 black people's 0.99

01:40:56.580 turtles what is 0.99

01:40:57.420 this

01:40:57.980 yeah the teenage

01:41:00.020 mutant ninja turtle 0.97

01:41:00.880 is all black 0.99

01:41:01.640 obviously

01:41:02.360 yeah top's looking

01:41:03.460 up right now

01:41:04.340 because they're lazy

01:41:06.860 because they're lazy 1.00

01:41:06.880 it's so stupid 1.00

01:41:14.120 like how do you 1.00

01:41:16.620 even search that

01:41:17.420 like what keywords

01:41:18.380 you throw in it

01:41:19.360 well a lot of it

01:41:20.120 is also the name

01:41:20.820 a lot of it is also

01:41:22.080 the name franklin

01:41:23.040 like you remember

01:41:23.640 like franklin the uh

01:41:24.800 the puppet in the

01:41:25.880 rest of development 0.98

01:41:26.640 it's a black puppet 0.91

01:41:27.540 look no hold on

01:41:28.640 hold on

01:41:29.040 don't look at this

01:41:31.060 don't look at this

01:41:32.720 keep bringing up

01:41:33.320 it's franklin turtle

01:41:34.460 black franklin is a

01:41:35.680 green turtle

01:41:36.320 disproved

01:41:41.060 it's like green

01:41:43.340 so enough people

01:41:44.460 have actually asked

01:41:45.320 if franklin the turtle

01:41:45.980 was black for them

01:41:46.760 to be like no he's 0.57

01:41:47.540 green

01:41:47.920 fact check mostly

01:41:49.740 false

01:41:50.220 and it was green

01:41:51.560 but it was the

01:41:51.960 african american

01:41:53.400 there's a reddit

01:41:56.060 thread that said

01:41:56.680 how do we know

01:41:57.320 franklin the turtle

01:41:58.140 was black

01:41:58.880 you're asking the 0.87

01:42:02.600 wrong question

01:42:03.300 is franklin the

01:42:04.940 turtle a name

01:42:06.040 i feel i very like

01:42:08.280 i don't i very much

01:42:09.680 remember his voice

01:42:10.500 is being like the

01:42:10.980 whitest thing i've

01:42:11.600 ever heard

01:42:12.040 so i don't even

01:42:12.440 get how do you

01:42:12.960 connect these things

01:42:13.740 i don't know what

01:42:14.840 it was but even

01:42:15.940 when i was little

01:42:16.800 i can remember

01:42:17.680 thinking that he

01:42:18.800 was a black

01:42:19.820 character i don't

01:42:21.080 know what it is

01:42:21.940 i don't maybe

01:42:22.520 maybe it was

01:42:23.560 because like most

01:42:25.400 of the people that

01:42:25.920 i felt that watch

01:42:27.140 franklin the turtle

01:42:27.840 were black people

01:42:28.960 i don't know

01:42:30.040 yeah you're right

01:42:31.980 he's right

01:42:32.400 yeah he's right

01:42:34.440 yeah i didn't

01:42:35.880 watch i didn't

01:42:36.380 watch that show

01:42:36.960 i don't watch

01:42:38.000 it was i mean

01:42:39.760 and i feel like

01:42:40.500 black twitter 0.97

01:42:41.100 black twitter 0.94

01:42:41.700 talks about

01:42:42.140 franklin the turtle

01:42:42.740 i'm 90 percent

01:42:43.640 like i feel like

01:42:45.460 it was it's more

01:42:46.400 of a black thing 0.99

01:42:47.000 than a white thing

01:42:47.500 now they can't

01:42:48.100 identify with white

01:42:48.840 characters and there's 0.97

01:42:49.480 no black kickers 1.00

01:42:50.260 like go the green 0.99

01:42:51.000 ones

01:42:51.340 now here's what

01:42:52.600 i'll say though 1.00

01:42:53.120 my white trash 0.99

01:42:54.200 cousin did have 1.00

01:42:55.720 what did have

01:42:56.360 like a franklin the

01:42:57.180 turtle like book 0.97

01:42:58.400 or some shit like

01:42:59.100 that i remember 0.90

01:42:59.640 him having

01:43:00.040 lynched a turtle

01:43:00.940 a turtle head

01:43:06.940 is brown so 0.97

01:43:08.000 maybe that's

01:43:08.480 where you're

01:43:08.700 getting it from

01:43:09.280 all right well

01:43:10.740 let's give

01:43:11.120 some closing

01:43:11.760 remarks about

01:43:14.380 the show

01:43:14.820 hold on

01:43:15.100 if my wife is 0.73

01:43:16.260 watching she

01:43:17.280 does maybe just

01:43:18.420 real quick guys

01:43:19.140 i i try to explain

01:43:20.640 to her the importance

01:43:21.340 of like sometimes

01:43:22.240 when i tweet i

01:43:23.080 really try to get

01:43:24.020 into black twitter

01:43:25.000 and i'll tell her

01:43:26.200 i'm trying to get 0.68

01:43:26.840 into black twitter

01:43:27.420 and she's like this 1.00

01:43:27.920 makes no fucking 0.91

01:43:28.720 sense why do you 0.95

01:43:29.900 want to go there

01:43:30.620 if you moved

01:43:31.480 away from it 0.99

01:43:32.520 dude black 0.81

01:43:33.860 was amazing

01:43:34.780 that's what i'm

01:43:35.900 saying it's amazing

01:43:36.940 i mean i only say

01:43:38.660 that because i

01:43:39.260 recall it smells

01:43:39.960 crazy in here and

01:43:40.640 how beautiful of a

01:43:41.660 situation someone

01:43:42.660 brought that back

01:43:43.340 up this last week

01:43:44.380 and it was amazing

01:43:45.660 to go back and read

01:43:46.900 through those quote 0.99

01:43:47.780 tweets holy shit 0.92

01:43:49.380 dude i remember 0.96

01:43:50.700 like my but i know

01:43:52.040 i say this all the

01:43:52.760 time but like my in

01:43:53.700 real life my black i

01:43:55.060 have like a black

01:43:55.640 best friend and but

01:43:57.000 and i don't mean

01:43:57.560 like like he's my

01:43:58.660 best friend like it's

01:43:59.380 not just because he's

01:43:59.880 like my black best

01:44:01.540 friend but i have

01:44:01.980 like 10 white best 0.51

01:44:02.940 friends like he's

01:44:04.040 like the one after

01:44:04.780 that no he actually

01:44:05.720 is like my best

01:44:06.280 friend and it's like

01:44:08.140 i remember showing

01:44:08.760 him that and like me

01:44:09.600 and him just like

01:44:10.120 cutting up dying over 1.00

01:44:11.120 the indian shit like 1.00

01:44:12.020 it was amazing 1.00

01:44:12.800 and they'd be like oh my

01:44:14.400 god the best one was the

01:44:16.800 one was like uh i

01:44:18.120 wouldn't give five

01:44:19.240 doubloons for your 1.00

01:44:20.100 ugly ass or some 1.00

01:44:21.040 shit like that it's 1.00

01:44:22.580 like it's crazy it's 0.99

01:44:29.140 insane i love it my

01:44:30.280 twitter's amazing and

01:44:31.120 literally they get caught

01:44:32.380 on something and they'll

01:44:33.340 just go i remember i

01:44:34.820 can't remember if it was

01:44:35.440 that it might have been

01:44:36.340 that one that i got into

01:44:37.460 well their hair doesn't

01:44:38.460 get caught on a lot of

01:44:39.320 with that with that

01:44:40.260 smell crazy in there i

01:44:41.400 remember getting onto

01:44:41.980 that somehow and i got

01:44:42.980 black but what's really 0.59

01:44:44.140 weird about black twitter 0.99

01:44:44.940 is they're also like 0.69

01:44:47.200 conjoined with anime

01:44:48.700 twitter it is very 1.00

01:44:50.240 anime and fucking 0.99

01:44:51.600 anime and listen to 1.00

01:44:53.600 this kpop i love 0.99

01:44:54.520 anime they fucking 0.96

01:44:55.400 love kpop before that 0.97

01:44:57.800 you guys you might be

01:44:58.900 too young but before

01:44:59.740 that they were really

01:45:00.680 in love with kung fu 0.99

01:45:01.540 movies like in the

01:45:02.760 mall they would have a

01:45:03.600 kiosk with just kung fu 1.00

01:45:04.980 movies and black people

01:45:05.820 love that everything you

01:45:06.900 just listed is asian so

01:45:08.420 they just have like an

01:45:09.500 excessive asian fetish

01:45:11.000 or something they

01:45:11.620 like they even love to 0.94

01:45:12.580 punch them 1.00

01:45:13.420 they fucking love asian 1.00

01:45:14.980 people i'm telling you 0.99

01:45:16.340 they even the uh the

01:45:17.620 is it black flute black 0.97

01:45:18.940 black flu black food 0.97

01:45:20.340 wasn't it called black 0.96

01:45:22.200 fu or like something

01:45:23.520 like that there was a

01:45:24.240 movie black dynamite is

01:45:25.380 there you're talking 0.96

01:45:25.720 about black food there

01:45:26.920 was there was there was

01:45:27.720 there was a movie that

01:45:29.020 was a um it was like

01:45:30.860 leeroy it was a kung fu 1.00

01:45:32.800 movie but it was the

01:45:34.020 main character was black

01:45:35.220 and he was it was like 0.93

01:45:36.360 literally like a black 0.98

01:45:37.080 ninja or some shit i 0.99

01:45:38.000 black dynamite yeah 0.99

01:45:39.000 that that sounds like 0.92

01:45:39.820 black dynamite there

01:45:40.920 was also that anime that

01:45:42.160 was pretty dope that was

01:45:43.240 like samuel jackson was

01:45:44.460 the voice of i wish i

01:45:45.720 remember whether it was

01:45:46.340 afro samurai that was

01:45:47.740 pretty dope it's a i

01:45:49.480 think about boondock um

01:45:50.960 was it is it boondock

01:45:52.260 that's all the black 0.99

01:45:53.320 family yeah i mean it's

01:45:55.580 not anime though but

01:45:56.400 yeah well there's the

01:45:58.620 boondocks the boondocks is

01:46:00.200 an animated show that's

01:46:01.400 what you're talking about

01:46:01.620 yeah yeah i feel like

01:46:02.860 that's anime is it not

01:46:03.680 not everything that's

01:46:05.080 animated is anime you're

01:46:06.400 in the style of yeah

01:46:08.480 yeah it's in the style

01:46:09.360 of anime yeah it's not

01:46:10.920 anime though that is

01:46:12.320 i'm gonna i'm in i'm

01:46:14.160 in an anime discord not

01:46:16.020 for that reason because i

01:46:16.820 don't watch it on one of

01:46:18.000 their shows

01:46:18.400 it's because

01:46:19.020 boondocks is objectively

01:46:20.900 not anime

01:46:21.780 it's because it's called

01:46:24.340 like hentai that's why

01:46:25.600 he's in it

01:46:26.120 i think for it to be a

01:46:27.440 legit anime there has to

01:46:28.600 be a manga of of it

01:46:30.460 maybe i'm not sure

01:46:31.900 well it's like anime is

01:46:33.160 like basically just

01:46:33.840 japanese animation so i

01:46:35.400 know like avatar the

01:46:36.420 last airbender that

01:46:37.300 like the cartoon doesn't

01:46:38.300 count as anime i remember

01:46:39.560 that that although

01:46:40.560 it's very american yeah

01:46:41.480 yeah because it's made

01:46:42.400 america although let's be

01:46:43.580 real like that is like

01:46:45.520 basically in aside from

01:46:47.840 that one technicality is

01:46:49.380 basically anime

01:46:50.040 like some you know it's

01:46:52.320 kind of like with

01:46:52.840 mongoing but like for it

01:46:54.460 to be a pinot grigio it

01:46:55.800 had to be had to be made

01:46:56.820 a specific spot or

01:46:58.040 whatever it's the same

01:46:58.720 idea but like boondocks is

01:47:00.620 like nothing about it is

01:47:01.800 anime i mean the art style

01:47:03.600 is kind of somewhat

01:47:04.820 reminiscent of like anime

01:47:06.120 style but not yeah it's

01:47:07.200 just the eyes really like

01:47:08.660 the expression of the eyes

01:47:09.760 but yeah but that's real

01:47:10.900 popular now yeah yeah

01:47:13.040 yeah that's true it's like

01:47:14.440 it's just a cartoon about 1.00

01:47:16.700 black kids doing crazy 1.00

01:47:17.720 shit and it's fucking 1.00

01:47:18.580 hilarious that was our that 1.00

01:47:19.840 was our uh fun oh dude we

01:47:21.580 totally need to do clips

01:47:22.720 we need to do clips of

01:47:25.580 boondocks sometime because

01:47:26.680 that show is hilarious like i

01:47:28.340 would love to do i'd love to

01:47:30.520 do a whole episode where

01:47:31.500 we just like dissect the

01:47:33.000 similarities between black

01:47:34.220 culture and asian culture

01:47:35.680 and how they're completely

01:47:37.040 incompatible oh but they

01:47:39.080 they still really you ever

01:47:40.760 seen like asian wiggers i

01:47:42.340 mean it's the craziest thing

01:47:44.460 yeah we call them noodle 0.99

01:47:46.100 niggers on this show i believe 1.00

01:47:47.440 chiggers are those the bugs 0.94

01:47:49.800 i'm telling you like it is so

01:47:54.640 weird because i remember

01:47:55.460 being freaked i was like so

01:47:57.580 confused whenever that whenever

01:47:59.180 i got into black twitter and

01:48:00.280 then all of a sudden all of

01:48:01.900 like these anime profile

01:48:03.540 pictures and k-pop stands 0.99

01:48:06.480 were yeah my fucking 0.98

01:48:08.480 mentions well we'll uh talk 0.99

01:48:10.240 about their uh culture clash

01:48:11.460 when we decide to you no one

01:48:12.760 gets this reference but it's a

01:48:14.120 baller reference when we

01:48:15.140 decide which one of them we

01:48:16.240 want to genocide we'll talk 1.00

01:48:17.380 about it 0.99

01:48:17.900 there you go so blacks versus 0.97

01:48:21.080 asians

01:48:21.520 actually right now in real life

01:48:24.580 the asians are winning

01:48:25.440 that'd be a good bracket for a 1.00

01:48:27.400 genocide fucking april 0.98

01:48:28.780 cyclone showers thing so 0.99

01:48:30.820 let's let's see let's look

01:48:32.140 into doing it yeah i think we

01:48:34.640 should legit do it that would

01:48:35.620 be great i would find it a

01:48:37.340 little more catchy but we're

01:48:38.240 on to something with april

01:48:39.440 cyclone showers i don't know

01:48:41.540 maybe we could just call that

01:48:42.520 you know just keep it short

01:48:43.580 yeah

01:48:44.040 you just say march madness and

01:48:45.780 then and then when they say it's 1.00

01:48:46.700 not march you just say go fuck 1.00

01:48:47.940 yourself 1.00

01:48:48.280 where you go oh it's madness

01:48:53.920 we're so mad we're going crazy

01:49:00.880 closing statements and then try to 0.98

01:49:06.140 be a little bit of fag about it 0.99

01:49:07.300 because this is our year thing this 0.99

01:49:08.400 is a time to be kind of sappy you 0.99

01:49:10.520 know about all this shit and how 1.00

01:49:12.460 happy you are and all that gay stuff 1.00

01:49:13.980 so let's have top go first because 1.00

01:49:17.120 he's a he's a damn it because i 0.96

01:49:18.900 love top 0.98

01:49:19.540 what am i grateful for

01:49:21.320 i am i am happy to be a part of

01:49:28.520 this like that you guys let me into

01:49:30.620 this this little retarded group here 1.00

01:49:32.940 right 0.99

01:49:33.460 we let you

01:49:34.480 yeah

01:49:34.980 no it's it's been awesome it's been

01:49:40.740 awesome to see all of you guys like

01:49:42.560 individually and you know clinton

01:49:43.840 reed

01:49:44.240 just coming to your own in the

01:49:46.640 last year and and me to grow so

01:49:48.680 much and

01:49:49.060 i know i helped you guys with the

01:49:50.880 art but

01:49:51.380 the show also helps uh expose my

01:49:54.540 art

01:49:54.740 so without the vehicle i mean the

01:49:57.620 wheels you know the tires don't

01:49:59.140 really

01:49:59.400 do anything so i'm grateful for

01:50:01.860 that and i'm really happy to just

01:50:03.220 see

01:50:03.520 this keep growing and and

01:50:05.600 everybody keep doing the next

01:50:06.640 thing that's what this is about

01:50:07.580 man the next step

01:50:08.600 love it

01:50:09.820 oh yeah

01:50:10.700 hell yeah

01:50:11.300 we need to go on a book sometime

01:50:13.960 soon i know we talked about it

01:50:15.020 before

01:50:15.360 i mean you get settled though

01:50:16.620 that way we can all get our blue

01:50:18.940 checks

01:50:19.320 yeah

01:50:21.020 oh god that'd be the worst thing

01:50:23.480 twitter could do

01:50:24.380 hell yeah dog

01:50:25.500 all right

01:50:26.720 how's that give your remarks

01:50:28.200 uh

01:50:29.200 no it's been a great year i'm

01:50:30.960 definitely glad i met all of you

01:50:32.100 guys it was great to get some

01:50:33.380 sort of

01:50:33.660 community going on

01:50:35.020 uh you know between i mean

01:50:37.080 i mean i know i know we've joked

01:50:38.580 more about before but kind of

01:50:39.920 like riding each other's 0.98

01:50:40.700 coattails or whatever the fuck 1.00

01:50:41.760 but there is some sort of like 0.96

01:50:42.580 network effect that happens here

01:50:44.400 and there is something magical

01:50:46.480 here is nice to make a little

01:50:47.640 bit of a community and we've all

01:50:48.700 met each other in real life so

01:50:49.920 it's like

01:50:50.420 like i know you'll make fun of

01:50:51.840 like twitter's not real life but

01:50:53.040 it's like okay yeah i get it but

01:50:54.300 it's also like

01:50:54.960 the internet is a great thing if

01:50:57.060 you let it become something you

01:50:58.920 use

01:50:59.640 like if you use it to you know 0.98

01:51:02.020 make real shit happen in real 0.99

01:51:03.940 life 0.98

01:51:04.300 like i would like you know

01:51:05.760 like when we get say we get to

01:51:06.880 like episode 100 like maybe do

01:51:08.560 some sort of like

01:51:09.260 something you know and then we

01:51:11.160 talk about doing some sort of

01:51:12.180 event in like florida or some

01:51:13.500 shit we have like someone who's 0.99

01:51:14.680 got like hundreds of acres that 0.99

01:51:15.940 was open to it

01:51:16.780 uh i don't know it's i'm really

01:51:18.640 interested to see what this goes

01:51:19.880 uh you know i i do want to say to

01:51:22.100 the audience especially like the

01:51:24.120 the tower gang group group chat all

01:51:26.260 the people who were like the

01:51:27.380 original towerers the towerists

01:51:29.980 you know you guys are what brought

01:51:32.880 us here you know you guys would

01:51:34.260 keep us happening like like i

01:51:35.720 know we talk about top you know

01:51:37.200 with the artwork but a lot of

01:51:38.340 times we've towered people to get 0.96

01:51:39.680 them on fucking uh on the show 0.99

01:51:41.120 and shit that's that's kind of 0.99

01:51:42.700 what's brought us here so i mean 0.98

01:51:44.320 like there really is like the

01:51:45.940 community effect that really

01:51:47.400 brought it here uh like we

01:51:48.900 started because that's the

01:51:49.760 biggest thing a lot of people

01:51:50.500 don't realize like when it comes

01:51:51.380 to like podcasts a lot of people

01:51:52.860 like what they're trying to do is

01:51:54.060 create a community we started

01:51:55.540 with a community and so we

01:51:57.080 already had that built in so

01:51:59.120 like that that was like

01:52:00.480 something about that's like

01:52:01.220 beautiful and like because that

01:52:02.980 like i feel like that's the 0.97

01:52:04.660 hardest thing to fucking do is 0.95

01:52:06.120 to create a community as a 0.99

01:52:07.600 fucking podcast or whatever and 0.98

01:52:08.720 we already had it from the 0.99

01:52:09.560 beginning and so we really do

01:52:10.920 appreciate you guys and you know

01:52:12.480 everything you do i mean we

01:52:14.100 talked to you i mean i i'm

01:52:15.240 really bad about keeping up the

01:52:16.280 group chat but you know i'm 0.85

01:52:17.280 fucking busy dude up the 0.99

01:52:18.200 fucking life i know a lot of 1.00

01:52:19.060 you guys do too uh but you 0.99

01:52:20.960 know it's been a great year i

01:52:22.020 really am happy to have met all

01:52:23.600 you guys it's been a great

01:52:24.540 time uh thanks tyler he's one

01:52:27.020 of the guys in the group chat we 0.85

01:52:28.240 fucking love you uh keep 0.92

01:52:30.060 reviewing us and telling us how 0.99

01:52:31.240 awesome we are

01:52:32.060 uh just knowing you if you

01:52:34.260 ever say a bad word about us

01:52:35.540 uh thanks for ten dollars

01:52:36.760 oh yeah man uh good yeah well

01:52:40.920 i was just gonna say i'm

01:52:41.940 grateful uh to find something in

01:52:44.840 this show that i think has been

01:52:46.280 sorely lacking in recent years

01:52:48.360 or just just the ability to get

01:52:49.780 to hang out with the bros again

01:52:51.360 like it's like i'm back in

01:52:53.140 college again it's something i

01:52:54.720 hadn't really found since then so

01:52:56.360 i'm grateful for that grateful for

01:52:58.480 all of you guys to have met all

01:52:59.820 you guys and for the guests that

01:53:02.020 we've had on the show and for the

01:53:03.740 audience the fans all you guys

01:53:05.720 yeah i guess it's finally me like

01:53:09.200 i i i didn't think uh because it

01:53:13.100 was kind of my idea and ovaltine and

01:53:15.260 then um because i shout out ovaltine

01:53:17.220 because he was another one in there

01:53:18.400 and

01:53:18.720 like i was just thinking hey we're

01:53:20.780 gonna get together have some fun

01:53:21.800 because i i never i did one podcast

01:53:23.700 before this and it didn't go

01:53:25.500 anywhere it was it was a piece of 0.99

01:53:26.540 shit but i was like these people 0.99

01:53:27.840 are pretty cool and so i want to 0.99

01:53:29.300 talk to them and it's just really

01:53:31.240 cool to see it's like meet a lot of

01:53:33.080 people from it a lot of really cool

01:53:35.060 people meeting dave well just

01:53:37.380 meeting you guys like you jose toad

01:53:39.340 top reed uh clint josh smith like

01:53:43.640 everybody in the tower gang group

01:53:45.160 people that uh you know a lot of the

01:53:47.640 biggest fans didn't were in the

01:53:49.840 original tower gang group like like

01:53:51.180 uh people like david brady um and a

01:53:54.280 lot of people just in the chat right

01:53:55.180 now like it's so it's just really

01:53:56.640 cool because i never thought i

01:53:58.540 would i was always the guy that

01:53:59.920 was uh you know reply guy or like 0.87

01:54:02.680 doing shit on instagram like looking 0.96

01:54:04.900 at the the like having the internet 0.99

01:54:07.700 micro um celebrities or nano

01:54:10.860 celebrities almost and i was like i

01:54:12.400 would be like in their dms like

01:54:14.060 trying to like send the memes and 0.99

01:54:15.400 make them laugh and shit now like 0.98

01:54:16.920 people are in my dms trying to do 0.99

01:54:18.200 that same to me

01:54:18.960 and now you have your reply guys

01:54:20.800 yeah yeah no i no i don't have any

01:54:22.380 reply guys well maybe like one but

01:54:25.020 like but like it's just it it's it's

01:54:27.580 just really cool because i never

01:54:28.780 thought i would be here and

01:54:30.620 especially and just have something

01:54:31.860 you know semi-successful in a very

01:54:34.940 very if you grade on a very large curve

01:54:37.320 we're semi-successful um and it's just

01:54:40.780 it's really cool and love all you guys

01:54:43.180 really excited for it ready for do

01:54:44.820 another year and get um

01:54:46.320 keep getting better man so yeah let's 1.00

01:54:49.460 get burnt questions bitch 1.00

01:54:50.580 hell yeah it's not happening it's not 1.00

01:54:52.640 gonna happen

01:54:53.220 it's not gonna happen but no i i do

01:54:56.500 want to i didn't even think about the

01:54:57.980 fact that like where we have come 0.67

01:54:59.800 from like it is so fucking wild to me 0.96

01:55:02.280 that like i mean it is weird when

01:55:04.940 you're like in the situation to think

01:55:06.480 of it and then if like if i told myself

01:55:09.020 like a year or two ago where i'm at

01:55:11.020 now not even that i'm like i'm making

01:55:12.240 and i'm doing anything amazing but

01:55:13.980 this is the some of the people i've

01:55:15.200 met and talked to and become like

01:55:16.860 uh i've actually developed some sort

01:55:19.200 of level of rapport with is

01:55:20.900 ridiculous like i've had i know this 0.98

01:55:23.640 sounds kind of gay to say but i've 0.99

01:55:25.040 i've had dave smith dming me and i'm 0.99

01:55:27.860 not even saying like me fucking trying 0.96

01:55:29.280 to get him like it's weird like having 0.96

01:55:32.180 like people that were really i don't

01:55:34.620 know like kind of people you thought

01:55:37.280 were kind of unapproachable that you're

01:55:38.760 interacting with like on a personal

01:55:40.400 level it's it's weird uh but it is uh

01:55:43.780 it's kind of where we're at i know it

01:55:44.940 sounds kind of cringy and like 0.99

01:55:46.240 cloud yeah this is the fag power this 0.99

01:55:47.960 is the fag power 1.00

01:55:48.820 yeah i mean that's there's any time to 1.00

01:55:52.700 be gay it's the it's the year it's the 0.99

01:55:54.600 year one is there any time to be gay 0.99

01:55:56.100 that's it like

01:55:56.940 thank you audience that's the biggest

01:55:59.480 thing thank you audience thank you

01:56:01.000 everybody

01:56:01.400 yep thanks for watching yeah you're the 0.98

01:56:03.440 fucking best 0.98

01:56:04.120 we wouldn't be here 1.00

01:56:04.860 keep watching this dumb shit 1.00

01:56:05.840 yeah 1.00

01:56:06.380 or don't we don't care

01:56:08.380 uh yes i want more go on tower power

01:56:13.160 hours to people 0.98

01:56:14.220 fucking berate the fuck out of burt 0.99

01:56:16.940 kreischer uh all these other people 0.99

01:56:19.360 anyone that you think would be a great

01:56:21.380 guest on the show just just drop it

01:56:23.500 drop a message you guys you guys are

01:56:25.360 what make us happen the audience 1.00

01:56:26.780 fucking to keep it going so 0.98

01:56:28.360 yeah 0.99

01:56:29.220 sounds good

01:56:30.480 that was also started by the way

01:56:32.240 that was also started that that

01:56:33.520 trend

01:56:33.860 go on tower power hour

01:56:35.860 no no original idea if anyone else

01:56:40.240 tries to steal that it's totally ip 0.98

01:56:41.960 bullshit 1.00

01:56:42.520 don't fuck with that we're gonna have 1.00

01:56:44.440 a fucking issue if you do that it's 1.00

01:56:46.220 not fucking cool it's not funny it's 0.99

01:56:47.940 not cute 0.96

01:56:48.480 like but yeah

01:56:49.800 top do you give your uh give your

01:56:53.860 plugs and we'll get out of here

01:56:54.900 top lobster

01:56:56.040 underscore on twitter top lobster.com

01:56:59.100 top lobster everywhere else that's it

01:57:00.980 and uh yeah support tower power so that

01:57:04.020 uh cole could watch that those 1.00

01:57:05.720 dirty clothes in the corner there

01:57:07.080 he's got to go to a laundromat right

01:57:11.640 now

01:57:12.000 i don't have any corners i need some

01:57:14.560 quarters

01:57:14.940 i need someone who some signs for us

01:57:17.840 come in a beaker and sit let it sit

01:57:20.240 for like a week and let us know how

01:57:21.440 the consistency the viscosity of it

01:57:24.140 after that time all right i need to

01:57:25.500 know

01:57:25.680 solid or in a graduated cylinder if

01:57:28.800 you have larger loads plus you can

01:57:30.600 measure it better that way

01:57:31.960 probably multiple loads is really

01:57:33.920 we're gonna do like i mean even in

01:57:35.760 my like some of my best nuts i don't

01:57:37.020 really feel like i'd have enough to

01:57:38.000 have a decent sample size you know

01:57:39.640 my best nuts

01:57:41.300 dear diary

01:57:46.060 i dropped a nice nut today uh was the

01:57:51.080 top five but we will at least put it

01:57:53.380 into top 15

01:57:54.400 it is going on the horn

01:57:55.800 sizable load

01:57:57.440 that's the real march madness

01:57:59.440 that's right

01:58:00.420 let's do it

01:58:02.960 next week we'll be arguing which 0.60

01:58:05.280 people we should genocide

01:58:06.240 okay you're trying to give your 0.97

01:58:08.940 plugs

01:58:09.240 all right yeah i have the no way jose

01:58:10.980 show you can follow me on youtube

01:58:12.820 all the major audio podcast there's an

01:58:14.440 aussie as well

01:58:15.260 uh you can if you want to do like

01:58:17.520 social media i have at 2020 no way

01:58:19.300 jose on twitter i don't really have

01:58:21.460 anything big to plug i'm trying to

01:58:22.700 get buck angel on and if they're if

01:58:24.420 he's really cool i want to try to

01:58:26.420 slide him in the tower power hour

01:58:28.560 because he kind of perfectly fits

01:58:29.700 in there

01:58:29.980 i'm still on the edge i don't know

01:58:31.580 i've seen it i've seen him on

01:58:32.680 multiple shows he seems really 0.92

01:58:34.200 fucking cool but i'm like how cool 0.83

01:58:36.060 because it's like 0.98

01:58:36.780 like there's a line there's like 0.99

01:58:39.340 cool to shoot the shit with and it's 0.99

01:58:40.900 like tower power hour cool 0.99

01:58:42.220 we want the full scene let's go

01:58:44.000 i feel like it would buck angel would 0.99

01:58:46.560 be much easier to fit in here than

01:58:49.300 blair white i feel way where it's a

01:58:50.980 lot tighter than buck angel

01:58:52.940 buck angel has something that is

01:59:00.920 perfectly designed to fit in here

01:59:03.620 um as opposed to blair white which

01:59:06.240 does not have something to design to

01:59:07.980 fit in so

01:59:08.920 so again my choice of blair white is

01:59:11.640 correct she's tighter so 0.99

01:59:13.120 god damn it i would rather have a 0.98

01:59:15.720 chick pretending to be a dude on our 1.00

01:59:17.320 show than a dude pretending to be a 0.83

01:59:18.740 chick because dudes rock 1.00

01:59:19.940 and speaking of dudes rock that is

01:59:23.480 another one of my podcasts uh with uh

01:59:25.820 i actually do have it i have no way

01:59:28.040 it's not called dudes rock i swear to

01:59:30.120 god

01:59:30.200 it's titled dudes rock i'm 90 sure i

01:59:34.340 actually i really don't know what it's

01:59:35.780 called yet

01:59:36.180 i don't know this podcast doesn't

01:59:38.100 exist

01:59:38.580 i actually i kind of need a because the

01:59:41.440 only thing i know of it as right now

01:59:43.100 is called sideshow uh because that's

01:59:45.760 the one it's the chat for but okay so

01:59:48.380 i'm doing uh i have my sports podcast

01:59:50.280 two and a half takes i do with two

01:59:51.700 college buddies of mine uh that's all

01:59:54.040 sports uh so it's really fun but then i

01:59:57.280 got into a podcast with uh davy and

01:59:59.960 flint from libertarian from the now dead

02:00:03.440 libertarian friendship simulator podcast i

02:00:05.740 mean with them we're doing a show

02:00:07.360 basically it's a dudes rock show so

02:00:09.320 we're talking about why dudes rock and

02:00:10.640 different dudes rocks

02:00:11.440 situations so i think we just recorded

02:00:14.380 one on month yes on monday and it was

02:00:17.820 i mean we talked about all sorts of 0.97

02:00:19.280 shit what do we talk about okay just go 0.97

02:00:21.720 it's it's fun it's me it's if you like 0.99

02:00:23.840 libertarian friendship simulator if you

02:00:25.000 like me in this it's basically kind of 0.99

02:00:26.980 the same shit so 0.98

02:00:27.780 all right real quick i'm gonna go ahead 0.99

02:00:30.360 and do reed's plugs real quick or one of

02:00:32.100 his plugs ron paul next wednesday

02:00:35.160 really oh yeah i didn't know if we're

02:00:38.300 gonna reveal that but all right yeah 0.95

02:00:39.820 that's kind of i don't give a fuck 1.00

02:00:40.900 i don't give a shit this motherfucker's 1.00

02:00:44.500 getting plugs when he's not here 1.00

02:00:45.900 like three ten percent beers in right 0.99

02:00:49.520 now so i don't give a shit so 0.98

02:00:51.140 nine point five percent abv whatever 0.99

02:00:56.100 the fuck that means so that's awesome i 0.80

02:00:58.140 thought he was joking when he said that 0.97

02:00:59.680 wow maybe it's a joke if it's a joke i

02:01:01.920 don't care if it's joke no i think

02:01:03.080 that's awesome yeah because we're never

02:01:07.400 serious so i gotta say too him and

02:01:09.840 clint did a great job he interviewed

02:01:11.820 uh daniel mcadams and clint was with

02:01:13.520 uh judge napolitano and they bought out

02:01:15.920 like uh they bought out some aspects

02:01:18.100 that you don't see in other interviews 0.99

02:01:20.220 with those people that's why i fuck with 1.00

02:01:21.880 you guys yeah because well that's what 1.00

02:01:24.120 we do on here so yes who who else is

02:01:28.200 gonna ask ron paul what are you gonna 0.99

02:01:30.120 fuck is let's get them on here 0.99

02:01:33.840 all right uh what else what plugs we 1.00

02:01:35.940 got top you got plugs i just did them

02:01:38.260 yeah i think we're good already yeah

02:01:39.640 we're all done i know anarcho toad on

02:01:43.840 twitter uh thanks again for the one

02:01:46.020 year and uh we'll be back next week

02:01:48.480 with another episode peace out

02:01:51.900 you

Tower Gang - April 01, 2022

Ep 63 - 1 Year Anniversary - April Zyklon Showers

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