Tower Gang - Ep 64 - Come in Spurts

00:00:00.300 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:01.920 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.500 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets. 1.00

00:00:07.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.680 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.560 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:13.720 And now, now.

00:00:16.000 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.640 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.620 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.660 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.780 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.000 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:32.880 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.320 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.260 Oh, Jesus. 0.98

00:00:37.560 Whee! 1.00

00:00:39.140 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:40.960 Whee! 1.00

00:00:41.840 Whee! 1.00

00:00:42.280 Whee! 1.00

00:00:42.580 Whee! 1.00

00:00:44.980 Welcome, everybody, to this special episode 69 of Tower Power Hour.

00:00:50.020 It's episode 68.

00:00:51.660 It doesn't really matter.

00:00:53.160 Today, we get to find out what race deserves to be on a buck car.

00:00:58.200 That seems dangerous.

00:01:00.000 Stay tuned.

00:01:01.040 That's all.

00:01:03.100 Toad, aka, at TowerGodToad.

00:01:05.840 He just got Ben.

00:01:06.620 Make sure you go follow him.

00:01:08.200 We got Tower Control, as always.

00:01:10.280 Welcome in.

00:01:11.300 Jose Galisson, the host of No Way Jose.

00:01:14.620 And Clint Russell of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:17.120 Thank you for joining us.

00:01:18.620 I can't wait to see who gets to go to the shower.

00:01:22.200 I will say, I want to stress this.

00:01:24.900 I can't stress this enough.

00:01:26.860 It doesn't necessarily have to be a race, just a group in general.

00:01:29.340 I would hate to get some sort of perception that we're racist or something.

00:01:33.920 Correct.

00:01:34.400 Or that we're reactionaries.

00:01:37.240 I resent that.

00:01:39.240 We're only against all collectives, okay?

00:01:42.480 I don't react.

00:01:44.460 I don't react.

00:01:45.120 I act on racist ideology, okay?

00:01:50.100 That's it.

00:01:50.620 I act on it.

00:01:51.660 It is not any reaction to anything else.

00:01:54.160 I just think there is.

00:01:54.800 Oh, we also have Tower King Cole of two and a half takes is here.

00:01:58.460 Oh, my God.

00:01:59.480 Yeah!

00:02:01.880 Dude, it's so funny because every time Clint gets a shout-out on part of the problem,

00:02:07.200 he messages us and he goes, dude, I just got another shout-out on part of the problem.

00:02:11.180 And I was like, yeah, I know.

00:02:12.640 He calls you Clint of Liberty Lockpod.

00:02:14.920 He doesn't go on after that to the other podcast you also do every week.

00:02:20.980 That's right.

00:02:22.240 I'm sorry.

00:02:23.260 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:02:24.040 I can't make him listen to this stupid show. 0.99

00:02:28.540 He's been on this show more than he's been on your show. 1.00

00:02:30.920 I'm pretty sure.

00:02:32.420 No, same amount.

00:02:33.200 Same amount, I think.

00:02:35.100 He's been on my show more than either.

00:02:37.760 All right.

00:02:38.360 I guess I should say I can't make him care about, yeah, you guys.

00:02:43.760 I can't make him care about you guys.

00:02:45.560 Me and Toad is really what we can hear about.

00:02:47.200 Yeah, it seems to be you and Toad are the common denominators here.

00:02:50.140 He will do anything in his power to ignore your existence, Cole.

00:02:55.900 That's just the reality.

00:02:57.100 He's been on my show three times.

00:02:59.220 It's been on here twice, but this doesn't ever talk about it aside from when he's on here.

00:03:03.140 He's been on Clint's show twice and I think reads two or three times, if not more.

00:03:07.100 No, actually, when he was on Liberty Lockdown like two weeks ago, he said, I know you do Tower Gang because you like to do the same thing I do. 0.97

00:03:16.640 Talk shit about crazy stuff and blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:03:19.000 You have that in you. 1.00

00:03:19.760 So he does know that I do it.

00:03:21.640 He just doesn't like talking about it.

00:03:24.960 Oh, my God.

00:03:26.360 I just think that's really funny.

00:03:27.540 He's actually been on two and a half takes three times, I believe.

00:03:30.380 It is funny, some of the people who watch some things, though, because like I remember Dave made when I had him on my show a couple times, he made would make weird comments like alluding to he's watched my previous episodes.

00:03:40.060 And I'm like, why?

00:03:41.760 Why are you watching my show?

00:03:45.540 Like, it's weird. 0.89

00:03:46.760 I had Kinsella today in my I haven't had a chance to DM back, but it was like, I'm sure I haven't opened it because I'm sure it's like a mega fucking thread.

00:03:54.120 And like something, one of my agorism episodes spurred him, I could just see from a little preview and I'm like, okay, well, this is fun.

00:04:02.340 From some episode of mine he watched.

00:04:04.940 He watches you because he knew Tom was a pedo, so he stopped watching him a long time ago.

00:04:11.880 Out with the old bull and with the young buck.

00:04:16.020 I guess we're going into that then.

00:04:17.780 I don't know.

00:04:18.180 I guess we can.

00:04:18.980 I mean, I will say on the back, I never I haven't dug into any of this, so I don't really have strong feelings. 0.97

00:04:24.680 Obviously, if the worst of accusations are true, I think that's pretty fucked. 0.94

00:04:29.420 But like, I don't know. 0.99

00:04:31.000 There's a whole lot of he said she said here, and I kind of don't really care to take the time to get to the bottom of it because it sounds all gay. 0.97

00:04:37.480 It's like, well, if you look at this Facebook post from 2003 and if you if you check out this fucking screenshot and this one podcast, I'm like, yeah, no, I'm not doing this weird schizo bullshit. 1.00

00:04:46.580 Like, I mean, you might be right. 0.98

00:04:48.720 I don't fucking know. 0.93

00:04:49.740 But like, yeah, I'm not going down this train, chief. 0.98

00:04:53.740 I've literally been playing both sides of this because I was I was like tweeting from the Tower Gangpot account, like trolling the fakertarians about it and like saying it was based what he did. 0.70

00:05:03.580 And then in our group chat, I was just making jokes.

00:05:06.560 I was like, your Facebook friends are wrong about that kid I kissed.

00:05:10.280 Like, you have immediate jokes.

00:05:15.860 That's the one thing about you that always blows me away. 0.99

00:05:18.180 If shit pops off, you're like, I have 10 jokes for this right now. 0.99

00:05:22.420 We were going back and forth in our not in our Tower Power, but our Tower Gang group chat. 1.00

00:05:27.740 Like I was it was just me, Brandon, Bert. 0.96

00:05:31.700 It was just all of us were getting there just fucking going off. 0.65

00:05:34.180 Like it was it's so funny because like and I miss I miss Brandon, man. 0.85

00:05:38.660 And I it's a bummer.

00:05:39.640 I had to block him.

00:05:40.460 I really I enjoyed it.

00:05:42.840 Just unblock him.

00:05:44.720 No, no, no.

00:05:45.820 He's a different man.

00:05:47.960 Wait, what?

00:05:48.600 Nookie from Nikki.

00:05:49.720 Yeah, you missed it.

00:05:51.880 Him and Nikki are a thing now.

00:05:53.220 If you remember who Nikki is. 0.84

00:05:54.500 Oh, sick.

00:05:55.260 Good.

00:05:55.560 Yeah.

00:05:56.240 He's like, I remember.

00:05:56.940 She's I see her every day.

00:05:58.920 I think I remember.

00:06:02.040 I think I remember.

00:06:02.720 I think I followed her on Instagram.

00:06:04.220 She was the hot blonde. 1.00

00:06:05.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:07.080 Yeah.

00:06:07.260 Yeah, I think I mastered Brandon to her OnlyFans a couple of times.

00:06:10.340 Props to Brandon.

00:06:11.480 He's definitely punching up right now.

00:06:13.660 So, you know, good to go on him.

00:06:15.900 That's not even that's not even insult.

00:06:17.280 If you're doing that as a dude, you're doing something right.

00:06:19.000 So he's one of the funniest.

00:06:21.520 He's one of the funniest people I've ever seen online.

00:06:23.860 So he deserves.

00:06:25.660 He does.

00:06:26.040 I don't know if that like if that is some sort of alpha trait that can get you girls. 1.00

00:06:30.220 But fuck it. 1.00

00:06:30.740 I'm glad it's working. 1.00

00:06:31.860 Well, if you're five, eight like him, you have to be funny. 0.99

00:06:34.420 So, yeah, you're a good fucking short people. 0.99

00:06:37.820 What's your excuse, Toad? 0.99

00:06:39.120 Why are you up?

00:06:42.320 I haven't figured that out yet.

00:06:45.020 Oh, it's funny.

00:06:46.340 I don't really know what all we can go on if we want to keep riffing on this Tom thing. 0.95

00:06:49.980 Well, I mean, maybe he was some crazy groomer. 0.75

00:06:51.940 Maybe he wasn't.

00:06:52.580 I don't. 0.99

00:06:52.760 I'm not going down the weird Facebook posts, fucking rabbit trail, schizo, whatever the 1.00

00:06:58.380 fuck this is. 0.99

00:06:59.140 Wasn't it the worst of the accusations just that he knew her when she was underage or something? 1.00

00:07:04.340 Like, I have no idea.

00:07:05.440 That he had a long phone call with her when she was like 16 is the worst of the allegations.

00:07:11.400 The worst of the allegations is that she wasn't that pretty. 1.00

00:07:14.460 Like, he was going down for like low value pussy and it wasn't even that good. 1.00

00:07:20.520 Think about this, man. 1.00

00:07:21.760 A woman of her weight, when she's like 16, she has like the boobs of a 35-year-old. 1.00

00:07:28.620 Oh, my God. 0.87

00:07:30.000 This is the angle you're going to take on it?

00:07:31.880 I have no idea what this woman looks like. 1.00

00:07:34.180 I don't know either.

00:07:35.580 It's not his current girlfriend.

00:07:37.340 It's not his current girlfriend.

00:07:37.440 It's not his ex-wife. 1.00

00:07:38.760 I love that Toad's take is she's a big fat bitch with huge tits. 1.00

00:07:44.940 So, when she was younger, she probably was just like skinny with huge tits. 1.00

00:07:49.140 That is unbelievable. 0.99

00:07:50.680 No, no, no.

00:07:51.440 No, my take was that she was still fat, just that she looked older than she was and she 1.00

00:07:55.160 had the boobs of an older woman. 1.00

00:07:56.880 Oh. 0.99

00:07:58.660 Okay.

00:07:59.160 Well, that's still really weird.

00:08:01.280 Really, if you think about it, though, like, let's say you do meet a 15-year-old and you're

00:08:05.840 like, whoa, this 15-year-old is really cool and really hot. 0.99

00:08:09.780 And has huge tits. 1.00

00:08:10.680 This is, like, the most upstanding thing. 1.00

00:08:13.220 Like, 35-year-old tits. 0.98

00:08:14.960 Like, what they're accusing him of is really the most upstanding thing you could do in that 0.98

00:08:18.360 situation.

00:08:18.880 Like, all right, well, I'll wait.

00:08:21.220 Like, what do I do?

00:08:25.220 I don't know who you're asking.

00:08:26.420 The most upstanding thing you could do.

00:08:28.240 Yeah, I'll have a very...

00:08:29.580 That's the worst thing you could do.

00:08:30.720 That's for sure.

00:08:31.520 Yeah, I'll have a very respectful phone call with her and that's it.

00:08:34.980 Yeah.

00:08:35.440 I mean...

00:08:35.680 He was putting the time in.

00:08:37.880 He was laying the groundwork.

00:08:40.160 He was getting...

00:08:41.040 He was laying the foundation on a house he would build later.

00:08:44.480 And that foundation was...

00:08:46.300 And you do it...

00:08:47.880 So, it's...

00:08:48.660 Clint, you know about this.

00:08:49.440 You're a businessman.

00:08:50.460 You buy low...

00:08:51.300 I do not know about this.

00:08:52.640 Don't you dare.

00:08:53.900 Buy low, sell high.

00:08:56.780 You buy low, you sell fat.

00:08:59.040 Okay?

00:09:02.460 Buy low, sell high.

00:09:04.200 Well, actually, he did kind of the opposite.

00:09:05.720 I don't know.

00:09:06.320 He, like, he sapped all the value out of it and booted it.

00:09:09.480 I'm not going to lie.

00:09:10.280 It is a good rule of thumb to buy skinny, sell fat.

00:09:13.440 That is a really good rule of thumb.

00:09:16.140 And when are they skinniest?

00:09:17.520 When they're 15, 14.

00:09:20.040 Prime skinny age.

00:09:21.980 Tom Woods is similar to Clint in that he trades in women that are as large as houses.

00:09:29.240 Is he known for dating really big chicks?

00:09:31.220 I don't even know this.

00:09:32.440 Oh, you haven't?

00:09:33.740 I feel really bad because I've never seen him with his wife or ex-wife or anything like this.

00:09:37.800 It's his girlfriend right now.

00:09:38.780 I don't know what his ex-wife looks like, but I've seen his girlfriend.

00:09:41.560 I think they're at least engaged now.

00:09:44.180 And she is a very nice woman, actually.

00:09:46.120 I mean, she cranked, like, what, like five kids out of this woman, though? 1.00

00:09:49.000 And then I don't know what the circumstances of the divorce or whatever were, but, like, if you think about it, just from a biological perspective, you just cranked out, wringed everything out of that towel you could, and then, like, moved on to the next one.

00:09:59.640 Oh, my God.

00:10:02.140 He just got tired of picking up from middle school. 1.00

00:10:06.620 He was just like, I gotta let this bitch go. 1.00

00:10:09.300 No, that's what you do. 0.99

00:10:11.160 You pick up your wife from middle school, and then as soon as the product of that, picking up your wife from middle school, is in middle school, then you just pick up one of her friends and you migrate it on.

00:10:20.620 Yeah, you can just keep going.

00:10:21.800 All this tells us is that Tom Woods is a true libertarian, okay?

00:10:26.160 It's true.

00:10:27.400 Dude, what sucks about it is, like, I wanted, I have so much respect for Tom Woods, I could not tweet out any of these jokes, because I would just feel really bad if he saw them like I was.

00:10:36.520 So now you're just going to say it in clip form, so everyone can see it.

00:10:40.620 Great idea.

00:10:41.960 Is Tom watching this?

00:10:42.900 Yeah, I just want to say, I think that it's a really dangerous thing to take the accusations from the people that have been trying to destroy Tom Woods for years at face value.

00:10:57.460 Like, I hate, honestly, I don't even like, like, I know I like joking about everything, but I don't really like joking about allegations against people that I respect so much if I don't know that they're true, simply because it really does destroy someone's whole reputation and everything else. 0.93

00:11:11.160 It's really fucked up, and if it turns out, if it turns out that it was, the allegations are completely false and that he was not doing anything inappropriate, it's fucking, like, it's, like, criminal evil type shit, like, to do what they're doing to him. 0.96

00:11:23.740 I mean, imagine if he loses Harry's razors. 0.99

00:11:26.440 I mean, that is a blow.

00:11:28.440 He's the first guy to get, like, kicked off of Harry's. 0.99

00:11:31.080 Tom dumped Harry's razors for being a bunch of woke faggots, though. 1.00

00:11:35.340 I mean, all jokes aside, if something like this, if something like, 1.00

00:11:41.160 this carries, like, fucking snowballed, like, this really could fuck him over big time. 0.95

00:11:45.780 So, like, even if it was completely, even if it is completely false, like, if they're somehow able to construe some sort of narrative, 0.98

00:11:51.520 because I think we had talked about this in the group chat, and someone asked me, like, if, or if they thought this could take him down or who,

00:11:57.140 and I was like, really, it's just a matter, like, if something conclusive comes out or if Tom trips up in something he says.

00:12:04.180 And that doesn't even necessarily mean that it's false.

00:12:06.080 It's just a matter of it looks, it gives the appearance of him, like, doing it, essentially.

00:12:10.360 If he trips up in a couple spots or whatever, like, I don't know, I guess some people try to point out,

00:12:16.280 I don't even know the details of, like, this looks like a lie, that looks like a lie.

00:12:19.520 Like, well, maybe, but he could have been lying for other reasons, or he could have misremembered, or whatever.

00:12:24.100 Like, there are a million different explanations for why certain things don't match up.

00:12:28.380 They were like, he got caught because he said that they started dating in 2002, but then he revised his story to 2001.

00:12:34.760 And it's like, or he just fucking said it differently, because, like, that's one year apart.

00:12:40.160 I don't think, I don't know. 0.91

00:12:41.460 I don't remember what I had for lunch yesterday.

00:12:43.520 They are seeking, they are seeking a smoking gun here.

00:12:46.480 And it's like, well, even in the worst case scenario, he didn't date her till she was of age.

00:12:52.180 And they immediately got married, like, a year later.

00:12:54.680 So, I don't know.

00:12:55.880 Is it, like, is it Michael Jackson? 0.99

00:12:57.720 Is this fucking, is this R. Kelly? 0.99

00:12:59.480 Are we going to, like. 1.00

00:13:00.040 It's also not just, like, at some second, you just magically can consent all of a sudden.

00:13:05.160 Well, that's what I was about to ask.

00:13:06.780 Whoa, watch it there, pal.

00:13:08.920 Yes, it is a second that you can consent.

00:13:11.980 At 17 years.

00:13:13.820 At .99, you cannot.

00:13:15.660 At 18.00, yes, you can.

00:13:17.960 I was about to ask this, like, totally not even joking. 0.90

00:13:20.780 If she consented to this, whatever, fucking 30 years ago, like, what is, what are we upset about right now? 0.78

00:13:28.000 Because if she's not, like, they're divorced now. 0.98

00:13:30.660 If she was, like, really upset about it.

00:13:31.520 You're literally making the Thaddeus Russell argument.

00:13:33.380 I know.

00:13:34.460 I know.

00:13:35.320 And it feels bad. 0.96

00:13:36.760 But it's just kind of like, at this point, like, if, I mean, 16 is a little bit different than fucking 12, I would say. 0.94

00:13:43.480 I mean, there's a big difference there. 0.90

00:13:45.020 But they got married when she was 18, right?

00:13:48.880 18, 19.

00:13:49.420 19, I think.

00:13:50.040 I don't know.

00:13:50.360 Oh, 19.

00:13:50.840 Okay.

00:13:51.140 I don't even know or care.

00:13:52.500 I don't know.

00:13:53.280 I don't know, man.

00:13:54.140 Like, and he was, like, 25, 26.

00:13:56.440 Like, it's not, it's not, I'm not, again, I'm not justifying if he was having hour-long conversations when she was 15.

00:14:02.020 Which I don't, I don't think it's actually true, personally. 1.00

00:14:04.060 Because I don't trust these motherfuckers. 1.00

00:14:05.380 That's just my, that's my initial reaction is I don't trust these motherfuckers. 1.00

00:14:09.120 But Catholic people, and I, and I brought this up in the group chat. 1.00

00:14:11.900 I was like, this is what, this is what people did.

00:14:14.220 Like, this is what they did for thousands of years.

00:14:16.380 This is standing operating procedures, how you put it, actually.

00:14:19.380 Yeah, it was.

00:14:20.140 Yeah, I was like, this was standard operating procedure. 0.99

00:14:23.100 Like, like, I think fucking Elvis was married to, like, a 14-year-old or some shit. 0.99

00:14:26.940 So, I don't know. 1.00

00:14:27.880 Tom Woods wasn't sleeping with young boys.

00:14:30.520 Yeah, and really, we're all missing the point here.

00:14:32.620 All that really matters is whether, whether it was on the homesteaded property or if he got permission from the owner.

00:14:38.420 So, you know, like, the father, I guess, in this situation.

00:14:41.580 So, I mean, this is beside the point.

00:14:43.900 So, you know.

00:14:44.800 Tom was old school.

00:14:46.020 He asked his permission.

00:14:47.060 You know he did.

00:14:47.940 That was his defense. 1.00

00:14:49.160 He's like, where the fuck were the parents? 0.99

00:14:50.700 And I'm like, that's not a good, that's not a good offense. 0.99

00:14:53.480 I wouldn't go that direction.

00:14:55.500 I would just be like, it's not true if it's not true.

00:14:58.120 I wouldn't say, where are the parents?

00:14:59.780 Yeah, that is a weird thing. 0.95

00:15:01.100 Well, also, isn't Tom Woods the one, like, one of the few men in the world you'd be like, I'd let him talk to my, like, he seems like the nicest fucking dude. 0.72

00:15:09.500 He is so fucking nice. 0.96

00:15:11.620 I mean. 0.96

00:15:12.060 He's like 5'4".

00:15:13.260 He's harmless.

00:15:14.780 Yeah.

00:15:14.980 If he was a 25-year-old Tom Woods with that luscious head of hair, I would probably still not want him talking to my teenage daughter.

00:15:23.740 But, you know, that's just me.

00:15:26.020 Here's my thesis. 0.97

00:15:26.980 Like, people always go, dude, if it happened, if it happened and it was my daughter, I'd fucking, you know, I'd mess him up, blah, blah, blah. 0.94

00:15:33.580 And I'm like, yeah, but if it was my 18-year-old, I'd feel the same way. 0.99

00:15:37.020 I don't know, like, am I the only one that goes, like, even, like, once my daughter's of legal age, if some smarmy 26-year-old comes and knocking, I'm going to be like, get the fuck out of here, dude. 1.00

00:15:47.780 I mean, like, yeah, obviously. 1.00

00:15:48.960 I'll kill my daughter's husband when she's 35, man. 0.99

00:15:51.000 If they still live at home and some, like, dude is late 20s and she's, like, 18 still living at home. 0.99

00:15:56.360 Yeah, like, I mean, there is going to be, I mean, I'll be honest. 0.99

00:15:59.520 It's not like I'm going to, like, go grab the shotgun or immediately be his ass. 0.98

00:16:02.500 I may be like, you can't fucking be here at my house or I may, like, be, like, set some sort of rules, like, hey, you want to fucking live here? 0.99

00:16:09.460 That's not okay or whatever because the other day they're still living at my house. 0.96

00:16:12.600 So there's, but, I mean, if they're 18, there is only so much you can do, but it's like, I mean.

00:16:17.780 I can't believe you're making a legal argument here.

00:16:20.060 No, there is so much you can do.

00:16:22.380 It's not even necessarily a legal thing.

00:16:24.220 It's kind of like they are 18.

00:16:25.400 Now, if you're, like, I was thinking, like, mid to late 20s. 0.99

00:16:28.020 Now, if we're getting, like, 30s, 40s and it's like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:16:31.620 Like, this is going to be, like, yeah, maybe I won't, like, necessarily beat his ass, but there's going to be some, like, words, some very harsh stares. 0.99

00:16:38.260 How rich does he have to be? 0.99

00:16:39.940 The vibe is going to be very strong, not cool.

00:16:41.660 How rich does he have to be before you, like, at what point does it tip over?

00:16:45.640 If Elon Musk is talking to your 17-year-old daughter, what do you do?

00:16:50.200 Ooh, that's a good one.

00:16:52.060 That's a good one.

00:16:53.580 Because it must be a moving scale, too, because that's to be, like, as they get older, the more money you have to get.

00:17:00.100 And so, I mean, it's just kind of like.

00:17:01.180 You know what you do?

00:17:02.300 You allow her to marry him and come up with this scheme to make sure that she's in his will. 0.64

00:17:10.100 Then he dies mysteriously, and then she inherits all that money.

00:17:14.920 Mysteriously?

00:17:16.840 That's what I'm going to do.

00:17:17.980 I'd have to take him on a few dates, read out his intentions, you know, type deal.

00:17:21.840 No, there has to be some type of equation there between age and money value, like, or net worth to dating your 17-year-old daughter.

00:17:31.540 There has to be some type of, like, you multiply their age times, like, their net worth has to be a certain amount.

00:17:38.920 Like, it has to be some kind of weird. 0.98

00:17:40.120 The way I see it, your 17-year-old, if she gets knocked up, that's a fucking, that's like the biggest lottery ticket you could possibly win. 0.97

00:17:47.560 Wait, wait, wait, this changed from 18 to 17, so the hypothetical is a swap. 0.99

00:17:51.360 That makes a big difference.

00:17:52.280 I know it's a silly imaginary number, but it's also.

00:17:55.720 It's because I want it to be criminal in nature so that you have all the extortion capacity.

00:18:01.780 Yeah, I got you.

00:18:02.760 Yeah, I don't know, man.

00:18:05.000 Maybe when it comes to a hard and fast age of consent line, maybe we should be open borders.

00:18:10.740 Like, the late Hugh Hefner, the late Hugh Hefner, if he comes, like, he's back, he's in his, like, last year of living.

00:18:21.160 Like, you know, he's there.

00:18:22.520 Like, this is basically whatever.

00:18:23.700 HIV positive, 88-year-old Hugh Hefner comes in knocking.

00:18:27.220 What do you do?

00:18:28.180 What do you do?

00:18:29.060 He's not trying to get married.

00:18:30.440 He had, like, multiple wives.

00:18:31.600 There's no way it's going to end up with your child. 0.98

00:18:32.580 I know, bro, but if he gets knocked up, the child support alone is fucking enormous. 0.58

00:18:35.620 Your kid ends up in the will. 0.95

00:18:37.180 Your grandkid ends up in the will.

00:18:38.280 I mean, this is a money-making operation here, folks.

00:18:41.980 I love this.

00:18:43.280 It's not happening.

00:18:46.340 Yes, we're grooming Daniel.

00:18:47.900 That's true.

00:18:48.520 That was a really good joke for a Christian. 1.00

00:18:53.640 Hey, I'm going to be doing Daniel's podcast at some point soon, so I can't remember exactly.

00:18:57.580 No one cares.

00:18:58.920 I'm going on for, like, the fourth or fifth time, like, next week.

00:19:02.100 By the way, there is a silver lining to all this for Tom.

00:19:05.480 Nobody remembers anything about League of the South now, so.

00:19:09.180 Oh, that's true.

00:19:10.800 The only thing I could think of was he needs to redo the zombie Bob Murphy, but instead 0.93

00:19:17.180 of saying Neo-Confederate, he just says, pedophile.

00:19:20.040 And that would be so much better. 0.58

00:19:25.000 He just redoes it.

00:19:26.200 Groomer.

00:19:27.520 Groomer. 0.99

00:19:29.720 So fucking funny. 1.00

00:19:31.560 So do we want to talk about this weird-ass Adam shit? 1.00

00:19:34.040 Like, that shit was like- 1.00

00:19:34.940 Yeah, let's take it to the next level. 1.00

00:19:36.520 Let's cover all of the nonsense drama.

00:19:38.600 Yeah, and then we'll get into our thing, but I just- these are the two big things that

00:19:42.580 happened recently, and like, I don't even understand the Adam thing. 0.98

00:19:45.880 It's like the most schizo shit I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

00:19:48.200 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:19:49.600 Wait, one second.

00:19:51.020 Can someone explain who this guy is?

00:19:52.820 I just remember him.

00:19:55.080 I legitimately have- I know his name, Adam Kokesh.

00:19:57.720 I legitimately have no idea who he is.

00:19:59.460 He's like a libertarian who I think kind of made his name, made a name for himself by

00:20:04.360 sort of making videos of himself breaking certain laws, like, I don't know, Clint might be able

00:20:12.640 to elaborate more than I can, but something like that.

00:20:15.200 The way he came out of my radar was like 12 years ago, he was protesting, I think, was

00:20:22.020 it the Washington Memorial or something?

00:20:24.140 Yeah.

00:20:24.440 I seem to remember him, like, handing out copies of the Constitution, I think he, like,

00:20:28.360 brought guns, like he was open carrying on the steps of the Capitol building. 0.96

00:20:34.020 Did they do, like, a dancing protest or some shit, too? 0.99

00:20:37.020 I don't know. 0.98

00:20:37.360 Anyways-

00:20:37.500 Yeah, I think he was dancing in the Jefferson Memorial.

00:20:41.220 There, that's what it was.

00:20:42.080 That's the video that I saw.

00:20:43.080 It went really viral, and that's kind of, like, what brought him to prominence, I guess,

00:20:47.540 was getting arrested, doing libertarian-type protests of silly laws, and he continues

00:20:54.420 to do that to this day, and I guess that's his thesis as to why Dave is not a real libertarian

00:21:00.400 and, like- 0.99

00:21:00.740 That bitch ain't never been arrested. 1.00

00:21:02.260 Yeah, yeah, he's like, he pays his taxes, probably, don't he? 1.00

00:21:05.480 And it's like, yeah, probably. 0.79

00:21:07.260 Except for that, Dave mentioned this recently, that for a long fucking time, he never paid

00:21:13.740 his taxes, but only because he just didn't make enough money to actually, like, where 0.98

00:21:17.860 they would even fucking care. 0.51

00:21:19.920 That was literally, he actually mentioned that. 0.96

00:21:21.380 I paid a ton of money in taxes, so if that makes me not a libertarian, so be it.

00:21:25.520 I don't know.

00:21:25.900 I don't know what to tell you.

00:21:27.040 I mean, to fall on an old trope, I'm, like, the agorist here, and even I'm still, like, 0.96

00:21:31.540 dude, that's retarded. 0.98

00:21:32.620 Like, my whole ideology is, like, doing a legal shit, but it's also, like, don't be 1.00

00:21:36.480 dumb about it. 0.99

00:21:37.440 Well, and if you're not paying it, you sure as fuck shouldn't be talking about it. 1.00

00:21:41.580 Jesus Christ. 0.98

00:21:42.360 Well, Adam Kokesh has a man bun, so I don't think we should listen to anything he has

00:21:47.880 to say.

00:21:48.460 I do find it hilarious that there were multiple people who called him out on his whole, like,

00:21:51.980 vegan thing or whatever, and then he would post pictures about, like, to kind of almost,

00:21:56.220 like, flex, like, look how healthy I am.

00:21:57.420 He's like, yo, I'm Jack.

00:21:58.380 I have a hot girlfriend.

00:22:00.100 He does not look healthy.

00:22:01.620 I mean, like, he does not.

00:22:03.400 Like, you look at his skin, his hair, and not even that he's balding. 0.98

00:22:06.320 You better shut your mouth. 0.99

00:22:07.180 Don't talk about my husband like that. 1.00

00:22:08.980 Uh, Adam Kokesh?

00:22:10.480 Like, do me wrong.

00:22:11.160 He's got, like, he's got, it looks like he has some decent muscles on him, decent frame,

00:22:14.600 but he looks like he used to be really beginning to work it out, and, like, even then, like,

00:22:18.960 I don't know, just something about his skin, his hair, just, like, his, like, his basic

00:22:23.660 He has early-onset alopecia.

00:22:26.080 He just, he just did not look healthy to me.

00:22:28.420 He literally is, like, there's some vitamin missing there, and I think maybe it has to do

00:22:31.800 with meat.

00:22:32.540 He might, he might be vitamin deficient, but I'm going to actually defend Adam here, despite

00:22:36.280 him being completely unhinged this week. 0.98

00:22:37.940 Like, he's in fucking great shape for a 40-year-old dude. 0.99

00:22:40.560 He's in great shape. 0.99

00:22:41.760 Muscularly.

00:22:42.260 Like, muscular's my point.

00:22:43.340 You look at everything else, and you're like, dude, he just, that's where I'm getting where

00:22:46.020 it's, like, almost like a vitamin thing.

00:22:47.260 You're like, dude, like, your hair, your skin, like, if something, something that, I can't

00:22:51.380 even, like, place an exact finger on the things, and I'm like, you do not look like a healthy

00:22:54.980 human being.

00:22:55.800 You're like, vitamin D3.

00:22:57.380 Go get it.

00:23:00.380 Which he, he came, legitimately came after you came after.

00:23:03.520 He came after, you guys see his contract with Macy. 1.00

00:23:09.760 Yeah, isn't there some weird shit he was jerking off? 0.99

00:23:12.060 And he thinks Toad's awesome, and we're fine. 0.99

00:23:14.060 I think that Toad, there's no way that's a real person.

00:23:16.440 Toad created a burner account to send money to the show to compliment himself.

00:23:20.220 Thanks, Toad.

00:23:21.080 Yeah, you're right.

00:23:21.980 But, but, Clint, he came after, you guys see his contract with Macy. 1.00

00:23:26.060 Isn't there some weird shit he was jerking off? 1.00

00:23:27.780 I don't understand that. 1.00

00:23:28.720 I know he got in trouble jerking off in the fucking parking lot once or some shit. 1.00

00:23:32.180 Ooh, that's a good thing. 1.00

00:23:33.480 Hey, man, that was one of his protests. 0.98

00:23:34.980 When is it acceptable to, like, what is the most acceptable parking lot to jerk off in? 0.97

00:23:40.660 Uh, church. 0.98

00:23:41.200 Well, obviously.

00:23:43.840 Obviously elementary school parking lot.

00:23:45.620 I mean, if you're going to do it, you might as well.

00:23:47.140 If you're, if you're doing it to break the law, well, then that's the one you got to do.

00:23:50.960 Oh, that's true.

00:23:51.920 You don't like that.

00:23:52.800 That was, that was actually one of Adam's protests. 0.94

00:23:54.740 He was, uh, jerking off in front of a bunch of 17-year-olds. 0.87

00:23:57.800 Tom Woods was with him. 0.93

00:23:58.800 Actually, that's what, that's what he's talking about when he was with Tom Woods.

00:24:01.400 He said about the party bus.

00:24:02.940 That's where they went. 0.99

00:24:03.540 They went to an elementary school and he started jerking off. 0.95

00:24:07.300 He was, uh, he was the second, second, uh, gunman or whatever. 0.58

00:24:16.180 No one knows, but before the cop came, Tom ran off.

00:24:19.480 The second gunman on the middle school, Noel.

00:24:22.640 That's right.

00:24:24.320 It's like Columbine, but they're so old, they're shooting blanks.

00:24:28.900 This time it wasn't anybody's brains going all over the place.

00:24:32.460 Oh my God.

00:24:34.100 That's dark.

00:24:35.280 I don't know. 0.99

00:24:35.520 It is weird though to get busted for jerking off. 0.98

00:24:37.640 Like, I don't, I can't even imagine the time in my life where I jerk off in the parking lot. 0.97

00:24:42.200 Like, and I'm a pretty deviant individual.

00:24:44.420 How do you get caught?

00:24:45.160 I don't know.

00:24:46.380 Not like, yeah, that's the other thing too.

00:24:47.700 How do you get caught? 0.99

00:24:48.400 Like where, like if I was going to, if I was going to jerk off in a parking lot, I damn 0.92

00:24:53.060 sure it'd be like find a very secluded place. 0.98

00:24:56.860 You're like, you're deep in a sesh. 0.64

00:24:58.360 You're just like,

00:24:58.820 And then the cop just knocks on the door and you're like,

00:25:02.140 But wait a minute though, unless you're like homeless or something, but even then, like

00:25:06.340 why would you jerk off in a parking lot, like in like a public space, unless there's like 0.83

00:25:11.320 that thrill that you might get caught and you're trying not to get caught. 0.84

00:25:15.080 Well, I guess homeless or don't, like maybe there's something there, but I'll speak from

00:25:19.320 experience. 0.98

00:25:20.540 I used to exclusively have sex in parking lots. 0.98

00:25:23.960 Not because I, probably because you were sleeping with your wife when she was underage, huh? 0.98

00:25:30.140 That's okay.

00:25:31.040 Like, don't get me wrong.

00:25:31.600 It's still like, it's still like a nuance to it. 0.98

00:25:33.760 You can't just be fucking anywhere. 0.98

00:25:35.120 Cause there are like kids. 0.99

00:25:36.340 You probably got to watch like times of the day, you know, you're fucking where you're 0.99

00:25:39.520 doing it, but that's just cool. 1.00

00:25:41.200 There's nothing cool about jerking off, you know? 0.99

00:25:44.140 Like that's just sad. 0.97

00:25:46.560 It's just parking lots are very, because they are usually secluded.

00:25:49.360 Nobody really cares about like, they don't look at other people in their cars.

00:25:52.460 They just want to continue walking to where their destination is.

00:25:55.500 I do. 1.00

00:25:56.440 Cause I want to see other people fucking. 0.99

00:25:58.020 So I look at every car, especially ones with the steam windows. 0.99

00:26:03.320 That's how you know, man.

00:26:04.180 Or like, if there's a band, it's rocking, you know, what's going on in there.

00:26:07.500 That legitimately does happen.

00:26:08.840 Dude.

00:26:09.120 I did get, but I did get broken up. 0.87

00:26:10.960 Uh, I mean, this wasn't jerking off. 0.95

00:26:12.960 I mean, I was about to get myself jerked off, but, uh, this is like in high school. 0.99

00:26:17.320 I remember was making out in some like park with some chick and she was like a big titty 1.00

00:26:21.360 bitch. 1.00

00:26:21.660 Like that was the only reason I'll be honest. 1.00

00:26:23.280 The only reason I was even pursuing her is just cause her titties were just like ridiculous. 1.00

00:26:26.700 She's annoying as fuck. 1.00

00:26:28.000 But like, I was just like, you just want to. 0.99

00:26:30.280 Was Tom a rebound?

00:26:31.500 That would be around the same time as Tom the rebound.

00:26:33.780 It was Tom's ex-wife actually.

00:26:35.340 But yeah, and I remember we were going at it so hard that the cops ended up coming in.

00:26:38.160 Like we didn't, like, we didn't ever get past like to where we were actually doing

00:26:40.700 anything sexual.

00:26:41.400 Like I was about there. 0.99

00:26:42.400 I got cock blocked by a cop. 0.99

00:26:43.900 Like I was about to make that next move. 0.99

00:26:45.780 Then after that, she was so thrown off that like, even like later in the night, we went

00:26:50.100 somewhere more secluded.

00:26:51.120 It was still like not happening because she was probably freaked out by that. 0.99

00:26:53.940 I'm like, God damn it. 1.00

00:26:54.680 You almost like, you fucked up like some like magical titties. 1.00

00:26:57.600 Like, but whatever. 1.00

00:26:59.160 I just thought it was funny that I was that retarded.

00:27:01.040 That was the moment that Jose became an anarchist.

00:27:03.160 He's just like, I just now I'm like, if I was to go back in time, I feel like I would

00:27:07.060 have been able to get away with it.

00:27:08.340 Like, but I guess here I had to balance the fact I had to be somewhere that was like non-threatening 0.96

00:27:12.320 for the woman to be like, if I took her to some dark fucking alley, she'd feel really 1.00

00:27:16.160 creeped out. 0.99

00:27:17.440 I think the creepiest place I've ever jerked off was in a, uh, in like public bathrooms. 0.85

00:27:22.660 Like, I don't think I've ever done it in public. 0.75

00:27:24.980 That wasn't the question, but thanks for offering.

00:27:27.180 I just, I just, I just want the secretarians to know like what, what, how perfect I am.

00:27:33.940 This is what communism leads to me. 0.99

00:27:37.460 Communism leads to just, yeah, a bunch of dudes just jerking off into a 0.99

00:27:42.300 kiddie pool. 0.99

00:27:43.220 Dude, I've jerked off important parties in the Middle East. 0.99

00:27:45.660 I don't give a shit, but like, but I know something is just like a bridge too far, like 1.00

00:27:50.120 in a public place in a civilized country in a fucking parking lot. 1.00

00:27:54.880 If you're, if you're in fucking Uganda, jerk off wherever you want. 1.00

00:27:57.840 If you're in America, you jerk off at home. 1.00

00:28:00.700 That's what you do. 1.00

00:28:01.780 This is fucking America. 1.00

00:28:03.960 I mean, everybody jerks off at work, right? 1.00

00:28:06.900 Oh, well, I've worked from home for a while. 0.98

00:28:08.820 This is Nikki, by the way, the one Brandon pulled off. 0.99

00:28:11.260 She's cool as fuck. 0.99

00:28:12.880 But she said, I guess they were rearing their dirty laundry. 1.00

00:28:15.520 So he didn't get caught.

00:28:16.340 All right.

00:28:16.440 That changes up the dynamics a little bit.

00:28:18.020 Now, like, is it acceptable if you jerk off in a parking lot, if you don't get caught?

00:28:22.460 Like, I mean, maybe I'm just like a clean cut, which I don't think that's me. 0.97

00:28:26.060 And I'm not someone who would jerk off in a parking lot ever, but it's definitely way 0.92

00:28:28.980 worse if you get caught. 0.99

00:28:30.120 We're talking about jerking off in a Macy's parking lot. 0.99

00:28:32.500 What's happening? 0.98

00:28:33.240 Nikki, tell Brandon that I'm sorry I had to block him.

00:28:35.860 He's really funny.

00:28:36.740 I'm really sorry.

00:28:38.140 Then unblock him.

00:28:39.460 I don't understand.

00:28:39.760 No, no.

00:28:40.480 I can't.

00:28:41.040 I can't.

00:28:41.560 I can't.

00:28:42.080 It's just, you know.

00:28:42.960 Jose gives second chances.

00:28:44.740 Yeah, but Jose's a better man.

00:28:46.380 He's talked at length about why and his whole block policy.

00:28:52.000 It's very boring. 1.00

00:28:52.700 And he talks about it all the fucking time. 1.00

00:28:54.500 That's true. 1.00

00:28:55.160 That's true.

00:28:56.020 That's true.

00:28:57.340 Well, it's because, like, if I block you and then you start. 1.00

00:29:00.160 No, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:29:00.620 No, no, no. 1.00

00:29:00.940 If I block you and then you start nagging about it, all you're doing is reaffirming my suspicions

00:29:05.340 of why I should have blocked you.

00:29:06.540 But now, if you do come to me and you're like, I'm sorry, or, like, through a third person

00:29:10.380 and be like, hey, why'd you block him?

00:29:11.700 He's like, hey, I don't get why he's mad at me.

00:29:14.800 Then I'll be like, okay, well, here's why. 1.00

00:29:16.400 I'll fuck up again, bitch. 1.00

00:29:17.680 This is the problem. 1.00

00:29:18.620 If I unblock Brandon, he's so funny, he's going to drag me in a really funny way.

00:29:22.720 And I can't do that.

00:29:23.660 I can't give him that leash.

00:29:25.220 I have to not be able to see it, at least, because then he won't have the incentive.

00:29:29.260 Mute him.

00:29:29.700 Yeah, I was going to say, unblock him and mute him.

00:29:33.080 That defeats the purpose.

00:29:34.580 I love his tweets.

00:29:35.340 He's so funny.

00:29:36.340 You unmute him for a couple days and then you come back on.

00:29:39.040 That's what you have to do.

00:29:40.480 It's very easy.

00:29:41.920 I just don't scroll through his timeline.

00:29:44.780 So why is this even gripe? 0.99

00:29:46.380 Does anyone even notice fucking... 0.99

00:29:47.500 I guess he's screaming right now. 1.00

00:29:49.580 I don't even know what his issue is.

00:29:51.180 Yeah, Kokesh was going after Dave Smith, I think, yesterday, and then he was going after

00:29:57.180 Tom today.

00:29:57.920 He was never really going after Dave.

00:30:01.660 I asked.

00:30:02.840 He had nothing to say.

00:30:04.120 I mean, he was dragging him, I think, because clearly his real gripe is with Michael Heiss.

00:30:10.540 And yeah, as far as I can tell, it's because he got kicked out of a Facebook group.

00:30:14.900 And it's like, Jesus Christ, is this really?

00:30:16.840 That's all it takes for you to question the entire organization because he got kicked out

00:30:21.920 of a Facebook group.

00:30:22.280 Well, I think Cole got kicked out of the Mises Discord and he had put out a hit on Michael

00:30:26.020 Heiss after that, so...

00:30:27.320 Well, he made some comment that...

00:30:28.760 I did not get kicked out of the Mises Discord.

00:30:30.980 He made some comment that Dave is palatable to the mainstream.

00:30:35.580 And what else did he say?

00:30:36.980 He said, uh...

00:30:37.900 Oh, yeah.

00:30:38.700 Rogan's handler selected him.

00:30:40.140 But he's not on Libertarian.

00:30:41.460 Yeah, that part is like just whatever. 1.00

00:30:42.800 That's like a shit... 0.99

00:30:43.760 Joe Rogan, which is whatever. 1.00

00:30:45.400 Like, so far as like Dave or anybody else is related, like...

00:30:48.540 No, it's still kind of a shot at Dave to say that he's palatable to the mainstream in

00:30:52.640 a way.

00:30:52.880 It's like, well, first off, I hope so.

00:30:55.680 I'm like, that's such a weird thing.

00:30:58.760 I mean, I think...

00:30:59.760 People like you. 1.00

00:31:00.560 A vast majority of people do, you fucking weirdo. 0.99

00:31:03.140 I mean, I don't think the corporate mainstream likes him, but the actual real mainstream. 0.99

00:31:07.900 But when people say mainstream, they usually mean corporate.

00:31:09.820 Yeah, but I also don't think he's...

00:31:13.700 He made some comment about being un-Libertarian or not supporting Libertarian values or some 0.98

00:31:17.900 shit. 0.99

00:31:18.720 And that is like... 0.99

00:31:20.340 Well, I mean, I obviously have my critiques about the political action portion.

00:31:23.120 I've nothing about anything, in my opinion, about him is un-Libertarian or un-principled. 1.00

00:31:28.780 It's fucking retarded. 1.00

00:31:29.840 It's litmus test, like, entryism nonsense, in my opinion. 1.00

00:31:33.800 And then when I think we got pushed, it was kind of like, well, he's not advocating for

00:31:37.040 homesteading or this or that.

00:31:38.400 And it's like, he sounds as unhinged as, like, the crypto people. 1.00

00:31:41.100 Like, well, when's the last time you talked about Bitcoin?

00:31:43.320 You're like, oh, you must not like Bitcoin. 0.99

00:31:45.080 You fucking hate Bitcoin, don't you? 1.00

00:31:46.880 Like, shut the fuck up, dude. 1.00

00:31:47.540 If you're not pushing Bitcoin in every episode, you don't believe in human liberty. 1.00

00:31:51.260 You're not gonna fucking get us there. 0.99

00:31:52.960 Bah! 0.99

00:31:53.500 Yeah, I get those people, too.

00:31:55.000 Yeah, even though he's explicitly said that he just doesn't talk about it because he doesn't

00:31:58.400 think that he knows enough about it.

00:32:00.480 Right. 1.00

00:32:00.920 And he's also had on fucking... 0.99

00:32:03.200 Guy Swan. 0.99

00:32:04.140 ...Swan multiple times.

00:32:05.200 So it's like, okay, yeah, he's done his job. 0.99

00:32:06.600 Fucking relax. 0.99

00:32:07.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:08.280 And there's how many fucking Bitcoin podcasts exist? 0.99

00:32:10.860 A ton. 1.00

00:32:11.580 I mean, in retrospect, he never should have caved an inch to the Bitcoin faggots. 1.00

00:32:15.480 Yeah, he should just, like, pretend like it didn't exist until Bitcoin's like a million 0.99

00:32:19.280 dollars per coin.

00:32:20.340 And he's just like, I've never heard of it.

00:32:20.600 Wait, what's this crypto thing?

00:32:21.960 He should have done an episode on why crypto is terrible.

00:32:25.020 It just, he goes, no, he just has on, what is it, um, is it not Adam, I keep thinking

00:32:31.260 Adam Schiff, but it's not Adam Schiff.

00:32:33.040 Peter Schiff.

00:32:33.920 Peter Schiff.

00:32:34.900 Peter Schiff.

00:32:35.500 And it's Schiff, not Schiff.

00:32:37.200 Whatever. 0.99

00:32:37.580 The whole episode of why fucking Bitcoin is legit. 0.99

00:32:40.400 No, no, yeah. 0.99

00:32:41.220 But then, like, sneak in somewhere else, be like, I don't actually mean it.

00:32:45.000 Like, so that it's, like, subtle.

00:32:47.040 No.

00:32:47.420 Do not, no.

00:32:47.980 Don't give anything.

00:32:49.000 Just have on Peter Schiff.

00:32:49.440 Well, he just comes on Tower Gang and he says he doesn't mean it, but no one watches

00:32:52.280 this, so no one knows.

00:32:53.200 There we go.

00:32:53.860 Yeah.

00:32:53.980 I just have, he just has on Peter Schiff the entire time. 0.99

00:32:56.380 Holy shit, $20 from Drywall O. 0.99

00:32:58.780 Drywall O, thank you, man. 0.99

00:32:59.920 That's it.

00:33:00.320 I don't even know if I should bring this on screen.

00:33:03.080 You know what's really offensive?

00:33:04.380 We get so many more super chats when we go live than I do.

00:33:07.700 It's like, I don't understand it.

00:33:09.320 I don't understand it.

00:33:10.120 Y'all need to open up the wallet.

00:33:11.480 Do you? 0.98

00:33:11.580 I know I have money, so you think I don't need it, but I want to fucking market my show 0.93

00:33:15.440 and I don't want to come out of pocket. 0.99

00:33:16.640 I don't want to use my fucking retirement fund for that. 0.99

00:33:18.720 Come on, man. 1.00

00:33:19.380 Because we have sex in the young man. 0.92

00:33:20.800 We're marketing all our other shows as well.

00:33:22.640 I mean, it always just gets thrown in there.

00:33:24.100 So, whatever.

00:33:25.260 That's right. 1.00

00:33:26.260 You want to get on to the Zyklon shower shit? 0.99

00:33:28.420 You want to bring up that graphic and we'll get going? 1.00

00:33:30.400 Toad, you get, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:31.940 Toad, 30 seconds on.

00:33:32.940 You got banned.

00:33:34.280 Oh, yeah.

00:33:35.040 Yeah, well, I actually woke up on my birthday to miss Spender.

00:33:38.860 And that's our time.

00:33:41.220 You get like a soundboard for this show. 0.99

00:33:43.360 That way you can play like a little violin or some shit. 0.96

00:33:45.880 Well, they never gave me any reason why. 0.98

00:33:48.000 And Jose basically said that they made it sound like my entire account was based on hate.

00:33:53.640 Yeah, because they had that weird little blip that was like, because you sent the thing to us and it was like.

00:33:59.300 I appealed and that was the email they sent me after that.

00:34:01.640 Yeah, they were like, nope, you're not getting it back and you'll never get it back.

00:34:04.620 Like, we won't even accept an appeal.

00:34:05.920 Well, this is what's interesting about the slippery slope of hate speech is like, because I've looked at your account for years.

00:34:11.860 And honestly, the only hate I've ever sensed was coming from myself in that I hated your account and I hated your feed.

00:34:18.020 And now that's enough for them to perma ban you? 1.00

00:34:20.700 Like, this is fucked up. 0.99

00:34:21.780 Like, they're going too far. 0.99

00:34:22.620 Anything that I said recently that could have done it, like, I called myself retarded within, like, the final week that I had the account. 0.62

00:34:29.260 I don't know if that would have done it.

00:34:30.020 They're actually trying.

00:34:30.860 They banned you to prevent self-loathing, which is kind of nice.

00:34:34.240 It's kind of sweet.

00:34:34.600 I said Asian women must be stopped at one point. 1.00

00:34:37.360 Would that have done it?

00:34:38.400 Why?

00:34:38.720 Because I saw three Asian women simultaneously all masking their, like, infant children on the train all around me at the same time. 0.99

00:34:48.520 And I was about to, like, do something about that.

00:34:50.040 Are you getting mad at them because they're trying to stop Asian women?

00:34:54.020 What? 1.00

00:34:54.640 By actually putting masks and killing their own children. 1.00

00:34:56.800 They're stopping Asian women from future Asian women. 0.99

00:34:59.340 Hey, one of the kids was a boy.

00:35:02.460 Yeah.

00:35:03.020 I'm going to be honest.

00:35:04.180 There is no more based, like, demographic than Asian women. 0.98

00:35:07.860 They are so based. 0.99

00:35:09.320 They're so racist, overtly. 1.00

00:35:11.900 They abuse their kids. 0.99

00:35:13.640 Well, that's true, actually.

00:35:14.680 I mean, it's just based. 0.96

00:35:15.580 The mayor of Boston is an Asian woman, and she's outright racist against white people. 1.00

00:35:20.380 That's true. 0.96

00:35:20.980 You know what that checks out?

00:35:22.480 Like, because if you think about, like, especially, like, Asian women always end up with Asian men or, like, redneck white dudes or, like, rich white dudes, like, tech white dudes.

00:35:33.620 Like, it's one of those. 0.98

00:35:34.740 Or, like, you know, because especially you think of people in the war and shit. 0.96

00:35:37.860 Like, it makes sense. 0.97

00:35:39.240 I got to say, Asian women only pair up with, like, Alpha. 1.00

00:35:42.900 But, like, it could be modern Alpha, too, where it's, like, some tech guru dude.

00:35:46.600 Dude, literally.

00:35:47.280 They're always marrying up.

00:35:49.360 Literally, after all this talk, Ashton's about to log into Clint's account and block every Asian woman on his account.

00:35:56.780 And be like, I am not going to let, like, the way he's talking about them right now.

00:36:03.240 That's right. 0.93

00:36:04.420 Myself, me calling myself retarded is offensive to retards, yes. 0.99

00:36:08.480 Including me. 0.96

00:36:09.620 Yes.

00:36:11.060 Your entire existence is offensive.

00:36:12.820 I just, one more note on the Kokesh thing. 0.99

00:36:15.180 I think it is true that he was, and I'm not going to hold him directly accountable because there's a chance that the company that he was working with was actually the fraudulent end of this.

00:36:25.280 And it wasn't him.

00:36:26.000 I don't know for a fact.

00:36:27.220 But I saw images of silver that were, it says 99.9% pure silver.

00:36:34.100 Adam versus the man stamped coins. 1.00

00:36:37.160 And there, Fugazi is a motherfucker. 1.00

00:36:38.680 And I'm telling you, like, if you are, if you're in this niche thing, like, you cannot be shilling products. 0.99

00:36:47.840 Especially, like, like, hedges against inflation that end up to be Fugazi. 1.00

00:36:51.700 Like, fuck you, bro. 1.00

00:36:53.320 Like, that's terrible. 1.00

00:36:54.280 Is that, like, a gay version of Fugazi? 0.98

00:36:57.460 What? 0.96

00:36:58.140 What?

00:36:58.420 I don't even know what it was that.

00:37:00.060 That was an awful joke.

00:37:01.160 Fugazi means fraudulent. 1.00

00:37:02.320 It's fucking Italian. 1.00

00:37:03.140 That's what they say. 1.00

00:37:03.540 I've never heard that, to be honest with you.

00:37:05.340 Oh, wow.

00:37:05.900 You guys need to watch more gangster movies.

00:37:07.220 It's a business term.

00:37:08.500 He's, uh, it's like, uh, it's what they talk about in California.

00:37:13.440 Whether if you have a fake, if you have a fake Rolex, it's a Fugazi.

00:37:16.380 Like, I mean, if you put two and two and two together, I mean, Clint with his age and it 0.99

00:37:20.860 being a wigger, the, uh, the niggers of his age were the fucking Italians. 1.00

00:37:25.520 So, you know, I mean, I am Italian, but I only know of Fugazi and, uh, or Fugazi and 1.00

00:37:33.720 Funazi.

00:37:34.680 So, well, are you talking about the band Fugazi?

00:37:37.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:38.000 Oh, you son of a bitch. 1.00

00:37:39.000 You don't even know what Fugazi is? 1.00

00:37:40.200 Jesus Christ.

00:37:40.820 There's a band called Fugazi.

00:37:42.940 Wait, so this was a very niche band reference?

00:37:46.000 I thought Fugazi is a gay Fugazi cover, man. 0.68

00:37:51.180 No! 1.00

00:37:51.860 Fugazi is a fucking Italian term for a fraudulent product. 1.00

00:37:55.520 It's like if you have fake Gucci, if you have a fake Rolex. 0.99

00:37:58.100 Well, Adam was selling Fugazi silver.

00:38:00.800 That's what, that's what was happening.

00:38:02.360 It was, it was legitimately fake?

00:38:04.380 Yes.

00:38:05.420 It oxidized immediately. 0.99

00:38:07.340 It's fucking fake silver. 0.99

00:38:08.580 Like, silver doesn't do that. 1.00

00:38:10.320 Jesus.

00:38:10.900 Maybe it's on the outside.

00:38:11.840 You don't know that. 1.00

00:38:12.340 Just the inner core was silver, you dumbass. 1.00

00:38:15.960 Yeah, it protects it. 1.00

00:38:17.900 It's protection on the outside.

00:38:20.040 That is, I promise you.

00:38:21.420 Silver, silver is one of the most pushed, fraudulent products.

00:38:25.660 Like, in Mexico, I remember I used to go on cruises because I'm, you know, middle class

00:38:29.420 and all that and white.

00:38:30.620 And that's what we do.

00:38:31.800 And I would get off at every stop and they would be selling silver chains.

00:38:34.840 And when I was in high school, silver chains were all the rage.

00:38:38.100 So I, I was just buying them left and right. 0.95

00:38:40.160 I was like, oh, this is fucking awesome. 0.96

00:38:41.380 They're so cheap. 0.98

00:38:42.060 Oh yeah, you need a bling, man.

00:38:42.920 Yeah, they're, they're so cheap.

00:38:44.380 So I just, I'm like rocking like eight silver chains when I get back to school on Monday.

00:38:48.260 And then, and then on Tuesday they start to turn black.

00:38:51.160 And I'm like.

00:38:52.900 And eight of them weigh what one actual silver chain should weigh.

00:38:56.680 And that's where my Italian stepdad comes in and he says, oh, you bought some Bugazi silver.

00:39:01.220 I was like, I was like, all right, all right.

00:39:03.180 Did it turn your neck all green?

00:39:04.960 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:05.660 Yeah, I knew it.

00:39:07.300 That's just how he said black, actually.

00:39:10.220 All right, let's get to the showers, boys. 0.89

00:39:12.740 All right.

00:39:13.760 The more I find out about this guy, though, the wilder it is.

00:39:16.720 Like, I didn't ever knew much about Kokash, but I, I mean, I don't know the validity of this,

00:39:20.680 but it is wild the more I learn about him.

00:39:22.640 Then like, what kind of weird.

00:39:23.680 Did you already mention the hiring a thug to harass his critics because it was costing him donations?

00:39:27.280 Wow.

00:39:27.660 No.

00:39:28.120 I mean, I don't know if that's true.

00:39:29.420 I didn't know about that. 0.96

00:39:30.080 What's crazy is like, like kind of like Jose said, there's so much shit in the past that 0.92

00:39:35.020 I'm guessing like older libertarians than me, people like Nikki was talking about it and 0.86

00:39:38.960 Travis and they were like, they remember him from back in like Liberty Facebook days, 0.95

00:39:44.080 like way early on and him doing shit on there. 0.87

00:39:46.900 Liberty Facebook days. 0.98

00:39:48.200 And they were just like, yeah, he would do like, he had like did this and this and there

00:39:52.860 was some weird stuff. 0.97

00:39:53.640 Like they talked about like the jerking off thing. 0.99

00:39:56.440 It's just, I was like, I have no idea who this is, but he apparently went fucking wild 0.99

00:40:01.240 back in the day. 0.80

00:40:02.320 Like he was, was he like the first like libertarian, like internet micro celebrity?

00:40:08.660 Was that like, was he dude, he thought, he thought, was he like the first, uh, libertarian

00:40:14.240 niche micro celebrity internet?

00:40:16.160 Was that, was he the one?

00:40:17.060 I don't think he would be the first, but he was the first.

00:40:21.260 Well, for like a young person, he might've been one of the first cause he was young back

00:40:24.840 then.

00:40:25.360 Yes.

00:40:25.500 I'm saying like, who was the first one that was like the internet micro celebrity?

00:40:29.960 Bro.

00:40:30.120 I don't know. 0.99

00:40:30.500 I wasn't fucking looking for this shit back then. 0.99

00:40:32.060 I don't know. 1.00

00:40:32.480 I don't know.

00:40:33.140 Yeah.

00:40:33.300 You might be onto something actually.

00:40:34.640 Now I think about it.

00:40:35.400 I can't think of anyone who would fit that title because for a second, I was like, yeah,

00:40:38.820 there've been other celebrities before that, but I'm like, an e-celebrity is something like

00:40:42.560 more, more, uh, a little bit different.

00:40:45.320 Like I get what you're getting at.

00:40:46.400 It's not like calling Tom Woods when he boomed, he wouldn't be an e-celebrity, you know?

00:40:51.420 Like, I mean, it's really e-celebrities have only existed for like 15 years.

00:40:55.020 So it's not that, it's not that long of a window.

00:40:57.860 Yeah.

00:40:58.400 So I don't know.

00:40:58.960 I mean, maybe he was like the first big libertarian one that makes sense.

00:41:01.520 And he kind of boomed to popularity cause he was kind of ahead of his time in that way.

00:41:05.400 Let me, let me get my thesis on this.

00:41:06.940 I personally, that what I'm seeing in all this is a guy who's, who's kind of lost his 0.91

00:41:12.480 luster because of some of the fugazi shit that he was slanging and stuff like that. 0.81

00:41:16.460 Like everybody in that one group chat was talking about, um, how he's basically burnt his audience 0.98

00:41:20.880 on all these, all this fraudulent stuff.

00:41:23.280 And again, I don't even know.

00:41:25.780 I don't even know.

00:41:26.360 Cause I haven't been following him like that. 0.98

00:41:27.860 I don't fucking know. 0.73

00:41:28.580 Um, I don't know what the merit is to all this, but if you have, if you, if you were 0.95

00:41:32.860 kind of the first internet micro celebrity libertarian dude, and now, now Dave is, is

00:41:38.040 that like the, the top of the heap kind of thing, then I think that's what this is really

00:41:42.120 about.

00:41:42.380 And it's just, it's just not a good look.

00:41:44.040 I don't know that this, this expanded it a whole lot more.

00:41:46.520 It's go a whole lot different ways.

00:41:47.880 Now I didn't realize it was Dave Smith.

00:41:50.620 Yeah.

00:41:50.940 You know, he is that, that gives you something to think about because you maybe, maybe step

00:41:55.620 back for a second, think about it, pause.

00:41:58.240 Like, I mean, I mean, yeah, he's been convincing through the years, but like how well have they

00:42:02.760 trained their agents?

00:42:03.520 I don't know.

00:42:04.500 So, I mean, I, I, I mean, I would say Kokesh would be more likely for a saboteur than Dave. 0.96

00:42:10.800 Dave has played the role too well.

00:42:12.640 Uh, I mean, I don't know.

00:42:13.860 I gotta say, I gotta say Kokesh is walking that fine line where you're like, are you, are 0.98

00:42:18.120 you a paid op or are you totally mentally unstable? 0.83

00:42:21.220 Like, I really don't know. 0.99

00:42:22.560 The worse it gets, the more, the more I'm convinced of that.

00:42:25.960 It's one of those two. 1.00

00:42:27.180 That or, the, or that or the LPMC is extremely corrupt and he's a paid fucking, uh, he's paid 1.00

00:42:33.920 opposition to make them look better because it's insane. 0.99

00:42:36.360 I think, I do think this is all some type of weird Jewish ploy to sell, uh, Tom Wood's 1.00

00:42:42.920 new book, rollback, the age of the cent.

00:42:48.120 I knew you were going to go there.

00:42:49.300 I knew it.

00:42:49.940 I just thought you were going to go the fake silver route again.

00:42:52.660 No, rollback, the age of consent. 0.99

00:42:55.740 Daniel says, what the fuck is Facebook? 0.98

00:42:57.340 All right, we gotta get on the April, the April showers. 0.99

00:42:59.260 We don't know how long it's going to take us.

00:43:00.240 We're already at 45 minutes.

00:43:01.340 So, uh, we definitely got to get going on that. 0.99

00:43:03.640 Toad, you got the shit ready? 0.96

00:43:04.440 I have the thread up so we can start. 0.98

00:43:06.440 What we're going to do is we're going to start filling the brackets right now.

00:43:10.320 Uh, obviously we'll have a little talk, talky talk about the different ones as we

00:43:13.520 go through.

00:43:13.960 We dropped a thread asking for you guys' suggestions.

00:43:17.400 Uh, I said, April Zyklon showers are coming this Wednesday and we want your suggestions.

00:43:20.820 Name your favorite ethnic groups, real or fictional, who you'd like to see hit the showers. 1.00

00:43:24.640 This bracket will be created this week.

00:43:26.120 Uh, and so probably the wrong term there, but yeah, whatever.

00:43:30.360 I think I, I think I put something in the quote, Keith.

00:43:32.480 It's like kind of whatever you like, just group in general.

00:43:35.200 Uh, and so we're starting, uh, Escalator Standers is the first one that pops up in there.

00:43:41.400 That was actually Tower Power Hour.

00:43:42.780 That was actually from a previous thing when we talked to Reed about it. 0.99

00:43:45.740 So there's that, type that bitch in one of them. 1.00

00:43:48.200 You guys remember Reed, right? 0.99

00:43:49.420 He used to be part of this show. 1.00

00:43:50.640 Piece of shit. 0.99

00:43:51.600 Well, I said in the group chat today, he's basically like our Dave, like what, he's like 1.00

00:43:55.320 what Dave is, the Legion of Skanks now.

00:43:57.020 That's kind of what Reed is.

00:43:58.500 They'll come in spurts.

00:43:59.620 He doesn't, he's, his heart's not in it anymore, but we keep him around.

00:44:02.480 Reed does come in spurts.

00:44:05.580 Uh, Clint knows about that.

00:44:08.740 Escalator Standards, Pizza Folders, which I don't know why you chose.

00:44:14.080 I know this is you that made the post toad, the pizza folders.

00:44:16.880 Yeah, it's because, it's because that came up on one of our previous episodes. 0.95

00:44:19.840 How does pizza folding fucking justify genocide? 0.96

00:44:23.320 I cannot even make a valid argument. 0.99

00:44:25.400 Pizza, maybe it's because I do, sometimes.

00:44:27.220 It depends on the, uh, pizza.

00:44:28.520 I think, I think it was, uh, Top Lobster who made, uh, this bracket graphic, by the way.

00:44:33.840 Shout out to Top.

00:44:34.500 I think, because he is a New Yorker, I think he was offended by the folding pizza.

00:44:39.560 I mean, it really depends on the pizza.

00:44:41.340 Some pizza, it's appropriate to fold it.

00:44:42.300 I mean, what's the alternative? 1.00

00:44:43.020 You go, you go knife in a fork like a fucking Fugazi cunt? 1.00

00:44:46.080 No, you just eat it like a regular fucking pizza. 1.00

00:44:49.340 If it's too big, it'll fucking flippy floppy, sir. 0.99

00:44:52.000 Sometimes you have those ones that are, like, really thin and greasy, but they're, and they're 0.70

00:44:55.460 already floppy, and you can't, and you can't hold it because it'll fall down type deal,

00:44:59.620 so you gotta, you gotta fold it to be able to get on it.

00:45:02.000 You gotta have a thick New York slice, man.

00:45:04.100 I think you're talking about legitimately folding it, like, where they're literally parallel

00:45:07.960 to each other all the way. 1.00

00:45:09.260 Well, if you fold it entirely, you're a fucking weirdo. 1.00

00:45:11.440 That's what, that's what it's saying. 1.00

00:45:12.600 That's what your mind went to?

00:45:13.700 What do you think? 1.00

00:45:14.060 People make a fucking paper airplane instead of pizzas? 0.99

00:45:15.860 I think, when I think of, like, when I think of really bad pizza folders, I don't think 0.98

00:45:24.780 of people that, okay, just have, make it a U shape. 0.97

00:45:26.800 I'm talking about legitimately parallel all the way, like, a fucking... 0.97

00:45:30.460 All right, yeah, you're right. 1.00

00:45:31.280 You're probably, you're like, you're probably a pedophile if you do that. 0.93

00:45:33.680 Let's be honest. 1.00

00:45:34.380 Yeah, there's some, you're somehow mentally unstable if you do that shit. 1.00

00:45:37.980 All right. 1.00

00:45:39.080 Straight to prison.

00:45:40.500 Have you touched on anything yet, Joe?

00:45:42.400 What was going on here?

00:45:43.420 No, like, I mean, I think we have to decide on what we're throwing in here.

00:45:47.180 We'll pop them in as we go, and then once they get filled up, then whatever other ones

00:45:50.720 we have, we'll kick out.

00:45:51.600 That makes no sense because the seeding matters.

00:45:54.300 The seeding is now. 0.99

00:45:54.740 But then we can fuck with the seeding later. 0.99

00:45:56.640 You guys are making this way more difficult than it needs to be. 0.99

00:45:58.780 All right.

00:45:59.240 You don't know how brackets work.

00:46:00.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:01.140 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:46:03.260 So, Escalator Standards, I assume, is going in here in some way. 0.99

00:46:06.720 Yes, Escalator Standards is a good seven seed.

00:46:11.100 Yeah.

00:46:11.680 All right, whatever.

00:46:12.400 I don't know what the list consists of, so that would be much better if we could have

00:46:16.360 an eight seed to me.

00:46:16.760 Well, you know what?

00:46:17.840 It makes it more fun.

00:46:18.780 We figure it out as we go. 1.00

00:46:19.640 Who gives a shit? 1.00

00:46:20.240 You guys are overthinking the fuck out of this, you fucking sports nerds. 1.00

00:46:25.040 That's the whole bit is that we overthink this. 1.00

00:46:27.740 You non-playing sports faggots. 1.00

00:46:29.880 There's your Escalator Standards in a seventh seed, all right? 0.99

00:46:32.960 I don't think we should include pizza folders. 0.99

00:46:35.040 It's utter trash. 0.78

00:46:35.840 I'm sorry. 0.98

00:46:36.420 It just is.

00:46:36.880 Yeah.

00:46:37.380 I mean... 0.99

00:46:37.800 It's utter trash. 0.99

00:46:38.980 Yeah, there's no... 0.99

00:46:40.060 Sorry, Top.

00:46:40.820 We appreciate you making the graphic, but we're not going to put your selection.

00:46:43.760 Well, by the way, Escalator Standards, that can go multiple ways, by the way, because,

00:46:48.380 I mean, we can discuss it more during their matchup, but it could be, like, fat people

00:46:51.560 that block the entire Escalator and don't move. 0.57

00:46:54.920 But that's a fat person, which is going to be its own category, is it not?

00:46:58.280 It should be.

00:46:59.320 The fats.

00:47:00.600 Yeah, the fats is a good one.

00:47:02.100 That's a number one seed.

00:47:03.080 Yeah, I'm telling you, I think as we get further along in the brackets and we have more time

00:47:07.100 to devote to, like, more narrowed down, where it's just, like, one or two per episode or

00:47:11.040 whatever, that's when we've got to start bringing in, like, video evidence and shit, like, almost

00:47:15.200 courtroom this stuff, you know? 0.74

00:47:16.780 Okay.

00:47:17.020 So, like, funny fat people videos, for example.

00:47:19.980 All right, so we've got kangaroos.

00:47:22.620 I actually really like this option.

00:47:24.680 It's going to be really bizarre arguing for the genocide of kangaroos, but something about

00:47:28.180 that is hilarious to me.

00:47:29.100 I know it's, like, kind of childish and goofy, but something is funny about trying to find

00:47:34.760 a way to justify the death of... 1.00

00:47:36.300 That's the dumbest shit I ever heard of. 1.00

00:47:37.920 We don't have to include it. 1.00

00:47:38.940 It was Adam Nutter.

00:47:39.660 I love kangaroos.

00:47:40.000 I mean, he does have pretty...

00:47:41.140 I don't know.

00:47:42.120 Okay.

00:47:43.220 Dude, are there people that hate kangaroos?

00:47:45.180 I mean, I don't know.

00:47:45.980 I don't see the purpose in them.

00:47:47.360 If all of them got genocided right now, I wouldn't shed a tear.

00:47:49.780 I'd be like, oh, okay.

00:47:50.180 I thought this was supposed to be human beings.

00:47:52.380 We're actually putting animals?

00:47:53.860 Yeah, this is very weird.

00:47:54.820 We never specify human beings, I believe.

00:47:56.820 No, we're not genociding animals.

00:47:58.600 That is cruel and unusual punishment.

00:48:00.840 Is a kangaroo a euphemism for an Australian?

00:48:03.540 Yeah, that's what I was thinking, yeah.

00:48:05.600 You're saying we're not genociding animals, but usually that's how they refer to the classes

00:48:09.160 they genocide.

00:48:11.240 That's true.

00:48:12.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:48:12.760 That's true.

00:48:13.500 We're going to put roaches on here somewhere, by which I mean the homeless. 0.99

00:48:17.640 I was going to say rats, by which I mean Jews. 1.00

00:48:21.820 Oh my god, roaches would be great, but it's like a place term that can mean multiple different 0.99

00:48:26.400 ones.

00:48:26.800 It could be like Joe Biden's version of roaches.

00:48:30.860 You could get really creative with the argumentation, because you can just play. 0.98

00:48:34.620 You can be arguing like black people one moment, Italians the next. 1.00

00:48:38.080 You could be all over the place. 0.99

00:48:39.260 So wait, are Jews definitely going in here? 0.99

00:48:42.340 Yes.

00:48:42.900 Wait.

00:48:43.480 Of course. 1.00

00:48:44.420 No shit. 1.00

00:48:45.180 Duh. 0.99

00:48:45.220 Although I actually already have prepared in my head a very good argument for not the

00:48:52.780 genocide of Jews, and I think I'll win, honestly. 1.00

00:48:55.960 I don't know who's going to argue. 0.73

00:48:56.580 Where do you want to seed them?

00:48:58.060 I think as a libertarian who loves so many Jewish people, men particularly, because obviously

00:49:03.020 women are going to be a number one seed. 1.00

00:49:05.940 I think that...

00:49:06.900 White people special guys. 0.72

00:49:07.900 I'm like... 0.97

00:49:08.440 I think Jews should be an eight seed. 1.00

00:49:12.620 I think that they're... 0.89

00:49:13.440 I don't really want to...

00:49:14.640 I don't...

00:49:14.880 Yeah, I don't think so.

00:49:16.000 Yeah, I like Jews. 0.95

00:49:16.720 I don't know.

00:49:18.800 All right.

00:49:20.220 We can throw them in an eight.

00:49:22.400 Well, yeah.

00:49:22.740 Obviously, obviously, Cole disagrees, so Cole, make your argument for why Jews should be 1.00

00:49:26.160 a higher seed.

00:49:27.120 Actually, I mean, I feel like they should be a three seed.

00:49:29.560 Three seeds are like...

00:49:30.580 They're kind of coming into the tournament.

00:49:31.420 Three seed?

00:49:31.960 Wow.

00:49:32.800 Yeah.

00:49:33.280 I mean, that's...

00:49:34.400 Eight seed is very low.

00:49:36.300 That's one of the least people you want to genocide?

00:49:39.340 Yes.

00:49:40.560 Let's compromise and throw them in an eight. 0.97

00:49:42.000 I mean, okay.

00:49:42.640 Half the funniness of the joking about the Jews being genocide is that we really don't mean

00:49:46.880 it, and we actually love them a lot.

00:49:49.620 Oh, okay.

00:49:50.660 Well, then put them in a five seed. 0.98

00:49:51.820 Now I'm starting to think you genuinely don't like Jews. 0.85

00:49:56.220 Hey, you give me one good Jew. 0.99

00:49:58.100 I'll give you three bad Jews. 1.00

00:49:59.380 Let's go. 1.00

00:49:59.800 Back and forth.

00:50:00.380 Let's go.

00:50:01.400 You know what?

00:50:01.960 You actually got a good point there.

00:50:04.460 That's why they're going to be in one of these middle seeds.

00:50:07.840 Do it with White Race, okay, Clint? 1.00

00:50:09.220 I mean, if you do think of prominent Jews, that's actually a very good point. 1.00

00:50:14.620 If you're just making the utilitarian, like, how many good Jews to bad Jews. 0.98

00:50:18.620 Like, just from, like, the ones that are prominent that we know of.

00:50:21.340 If you listen them off, it would be, like, the good ones would be really good shining

00:50:25.240 examples, but the bad ones are also really bad, too.

00:50:26.620 I could do that with libertarians.

00:50:28.520 But it's like, you can think of, like, three Mao Zedong's equivalents of Jews to, like,

00:50:33.880 your one, like, Dave Smith version.

00:50:35.460 Like, at least for prominent ones.

00:50:37.440 Are we putting little shepherds in here? 1.00

00:50:37.940 If you're someone, your buddy, you know, down the street, that's a different story, you know? 0.99

00:50:40.460 I don't know any Jews that are fucking Mao level in terms of body count. 0.97

00:50:43.580 That was hyperbole, of course, but, you know. 0.99

00:50:48.960 Like, all of Kato? 0.66

00:50:50.480 Like, come on.

00:50:50.900 I don't know any person who's Mao level.

00:50:54.040 Kato Jews are Mao level? 1.00

00:50:55.740 Holy shit. 1.00

00:50:56.220 That is extreme. 1.00

00:51:01.940 I don't know.

00:51:02.760 I would – I actually, like, was thinking they'd get booted out, like, pretty early.

00:51:06.680 So, I don't even know how the seed things works, but I'm assuming the higher the seed,

00:51:09.900 the less competitive you see them as being.

00:51:13.140 Because I don't see them being that competitive.

00:51:14.800 Like, I could easily – like, yeah, we're joking now, but, like –

00:51:18.120 I want Jose to explain how he thinks brackets work.

00:51:22.240 I don't understand how these brackets work.

00:51:23.580 I mean, I understand how they work, but I don't get why you care the seeds. 0.98

00:51:26.500 Like, just throw in a random fucking spot. 0.66

00:51:28.580 Because you want the best people to be at the end. 1.00

00:51:31.900 If you put, like, Jews versus blacks in the first round, it's a disaster. 1.00

00:51:36.700 That's why Jews at eight is very bad because, you know, that's not going to work. 1.00

00:51:42.180 We're going to get Jews against fats? 0.98

00:51:43.700 I mean, that's a hard one there. 0.99

00:51:44.820 I think we've got to argue about fat Jews. 1.00

00:51:49.300 Like, I mean – 0.98

00:51:49.860 All right, so, give us the other options, please.

00:51:51.960 Like, fat Dave Smith. 0.72

00:51:53.380 Where are we putting Jews at, though? 0.93

00:51:55.420 I think Jews at three or five.

00:51:57.220 I put them in a five.

00:51:58.760 Fine, that's fine.

00:51:59.740 Because you guys can't agree.

00:52:00.960 So, I was going to say, I think white women have to be on here somewhere. 1.00

00:52:04.840 Okay.

00:52:05.540 White women is a number – oh, God, there's too many number ones. 1.00

00:52:08.460 Why did we only make the 16th thing? 1.00

00:52:10.720 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:52:12.400 I just wanted to say that. 0.98

00:52:13.600 I mean, you know what? 0.60

00:52:14.660 People that say white women must be stopped, number one. 1.00

00:52:17.220 That's the – 0.84

00:52:17.840 Put me on there.

00:52:22.320 Put me on top.

00:52:22.960 Number one.

00:52:23.660 Daniel did say libertarian podcasters need to be in the bracket.

00:52:27.620 I was just going to say libertarians.

00:52:29.220 I mean, like, obviously that's a joke. 0.97

00:52:30.780 Shut up, who's a – 1.00

00:52:31.520 Is that really, like, a valid one we're going to put out of our 16 options? 0.98

00:52:35.520 Like, how much funny can you really squeeze out of that?

00:52:37.740 What about libertarians, though?

00:52:41.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:52:42.920 Libertarians?

00:52:43.360 For the re, we should probably have fegretarians be a seed. 1.00

00:52:48.460 All right.

00:52:49.200 Yeah, I guess they are a class of people.

00:52:51.220 All right.

00:52:51.720 Where do you want to put that? 0.90

00:52:53.200 The loser brigade?

00:52:54.720 Where do you want to put them? 0.93

00:52:55.720 Let's put them as an 8 seed just to offend them even more. 1.00

00:52:59.440 Oh, bitch – well, okay. 1.00

00:53:00.920 I don't know. 1.00

00:53:01.280 Should we just – we refer them as fegretarians? 1.00

00:53:03.200 Bitch, fuck, cucks? 1.00

00:53:04.120 Like what? 1.00

00:53:04.500 Bitch, fuck, cucks. 1.00

00:53:05.080 Bitch, fuck, cucks? 1.00

00:53:06.020 Are they going to go against the fats, then? 1.00

00:53:07.800 Is that what you're saying?

00:53:08.880 No, all right.

00:53:09.400 Put them as a 7 seed.

00:53:10.380 Oh, no.

00:53:10.740 We already have escalator standards.

00:53:11.880 All right.

00:53:12.060 Put them as a 2 seed.

00:53:15.020 Against escalator standards.

00:53:16.160 There you go.

00:53:16.480 All right.

00:53:17.620 That's going to be – see, whenever Reed comes on and talks about this, if he ever does,

00:53:21.000 he's going to be so torn.

00:53:22.480 He doesn't know what to do.

00:53:24.700 I love that we're pretending that Reed's going to come on and talk about anything.

00:53:27.240 He'll pop on for the Robbie episode for the plugs.

00:53:32.040 Oh, by the way, we have Robbie on next week, which if you watched our last episode, I think

00:53:36.860 we may have jumped the bag in the announcement, maybe.

00:53:38.860 I don't know.

00:53:39.460 But you'll understand why we're having Robbie on, and it'll become even more clear.

00:53:42.840 By the way, I was on Run Your Mouth this morning.

00:53:45.460 Oh, nice.

00:53:46.500 Awesome.

00:53:47.280 Did you guys talk about that at all?

00:53:49.200 Because I feel like we jumped the gun on announcing.

00:53:51.480 No, I didn't announce because he was still like – I got to iron out details, blah,

00:53:57.120 blah, blah, blah, so I just didn't announce.

00:53:59.840 Reed had Ron Paul on, and then Clint went on Run Your Mouth.

00:54:02.480 I mean, it's basically the same thing.

00:54:03.660 If Reed wants to plug, you should show up, all right, Cole?

00:54:09.860 There's another couple of good ones in the replies.

00:54:12.200 People who say sports ball, which is basically Jose.

00:54:15.540 Well, we have to put people who talk during movies in here because it can be –

00:54:19.600 Yes, that's just black people. 0.85

00:54:21.540 That is –

00:54:22.160 That's the beauty of it, though.

00:54:24.160 It's not.

00:54:24.540 Like, we can go so hard with that classification but never refer to them as black as N-word. 1.00

00:54:30.320 We can take the most hated shit and get away with it. 1.00

00:54:33.540 You know what? 1.00

00:54:33.820 You know what?

00:54:34.280 You're right. 1.00

00:54:34.900 We're just not going to put black people on this list, and it's going to confuse the fuck out of people. 0.99

00:54:38.820 But we're going to put people that talk in the movie theaters. 0.99

00:54:41.560 People that don't pay their child support.

00:54:44.140 People that can jump really high. 1.00

00:54:45.920 Fuck those people. 1.00

00:54:46.820 People with big dicks. 1.00

00:54:48.700 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:54:49.200 But every 16, one is just a stereotype of black people. 0.97

00:54:52.540 Every one of them. 0.92

00:54:54.080 People that wear their shorts too low and their underwear is showing all the time.

00:54:59.820 People that like to gangbang.

00:55:02.240 People that wear fake jewelry.

00:55:05.520 People that wear –

00:55:06.980 Fugazi jewelry. 0.75

00:55:09.200 People that wear huge hoops on their ears.

00:55:13.860 Roaches.

00:55:14.700 I still can't believe I'm the only person that knows what Fugazi is. 0.99

00:55:16.940 This is fucking weird. 0.98

00:55:17.920 Y'all are Fugazi. 0.99

00:55:18.660 That's what's up.

00:55:19.420 All right.

00:55:19.660 Give us more categories, Toad.

00:55:20.900 Please.

00:55:21.640 Well, we're receiving the white women. 0.68

00:55:23.640 We're putting them in here, right?

00:55:24.960 White women are number one. 1.00

00:55:26.080 Just put them at number one. 0.93

00:55:27.260 White women. 1.00

00:55:27.400 And movie talkers have to go in here.

00:55:29.720 Movie talkers are our number two seed.

00:55:31.500 That's easy.

00:55:32.460 I say put white women up against facts. 1.00

00:55:33.080 Ooh, female comedians. 1.00

00:55:34.380 That's a good one.

00:55:35.260 Someone put female comedians. 1.00

00:55:37.340 That is a good one.

00:55:38.460 White women are going there. 1.00

00:55:39.680 I'm going to have to change the –

00:55:41.260 Although there's so many female anything. 1.00

00:55:42.880 It's like female any career. 1.00

00:55:45.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:47.200 Like if you weren't at home, like, I mean, you're pretty much the inferior version of

00:55:50.720 the male doing it already.

00:55:52.000 It's like female airline pilot. 1.00

00:55:54.260 Like that's dangerous.

00:55:55.180 Unless you're like a teacher or daycare or something that's already inherently like

00:56:00.540 womanly, generally speaking.

00:56:01.940 Yeah.

00:56:02.220 And even then, if a man took his time and put his mind to it, he'd probably do better

00:56:05.580 than that.

00:56:05.680 Wait, were we putting movie talkers?

00:56:07.060 Yeah.

00:56:07.280 Like a three or something?

00:56:07.960 No, that's a number two seed.

00:56:09.200 That's a number two seed right there.

00:56:10.940 And then whoever wins this bracket, we should have them go up against straight white men 1.00

00:56:14.480 and just have an excuse to just talk about how great we are.

00:56:19.780 No, straight white men.

00:56:20.700 We saved that for my Oct Uber Mench fest. 0.96

00:56:26.060 Where instead of who we genocide, who's the master race? 0.99

00:56:28.760 That'll be great doing the white people, straight white people. 0.94

00:56:30.880 Adam said if kangaroos don't make the list, I'll be livid.

00:56:34.180 They did it.

00:56:34.800 They shot it down.

00:56:35.440 Explain what they are.

00:56:36.020 What a kangaroo is? 1.00

00:56:38.520 What are we talking about as a fucking animal? 1.00

00:56:43.320 Why the fuck do we hate kangaroos? 1.00

00:56:45.260 They're so cool. 1.00

00:56:46.080 Wait, so you're going to genocide and not convince yourself that this class of being is an animal 0.99

00:56:50.580 before you do it?

00:56:51.560 Like, what is wrong with you?

00:56:53.820 Chris, the parents who put a leash on their kids while in public, those people do need to 0.99

00:56:58.560 be murdered, dude. 0.99

00:56:59.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:57:00.360 Fuck those people. 1.00

00:57:02.020 Oh, dude, politicians. 1.00

00:57:03.340 How do we not even think of that one?

00:57:05.240 It's too easy.

00:57:06.660 Yeah, I guess it's too easy.

00:57:08.120 They would run away with it.

00:57:10.000 I mean, that's like if we put pedophiles in there.

00:57:12.100 Yeah, that's a runaway winner.

00:57:13.740 That's like having, like, I don't know, a Street Fighter tournament and then throwing

00:57:18.120 in Superman. 0.99

00:57:19.060 Like, well, yeah, he's no shit. 0.99

00:57:20.760 He's going to win. 1.00

00:57:21.620 I love fucking one of our favorite fans, P-Nord, said Haitians. 1.00

00:57:26.480 They've had it good for too long. 1.00

00:57:27.860 Do you want to put Haitians in here? 1.00

00:57:32.840 Holy shit. 1.00

00:57:34.520 That's covered under people who talk loud in theaters, so we're good there. 0.99

00:57:37.680 Is it, though?

00:57:38.460 Yeah, I think so.

00:57:40.320 13%.

00:57:40.760 The sweat rug is 13 in brackets, responsible for 90% of eliminated. 0.99

00:57:47.600 Holy shit. 0.99

00:57:48.620 Oh, these are, oh, love it. 1.00

00:57:50.140 So good.

00:57:50.460 Hey, also for the re, we have to include trans people, don't we?

00:57:53.840 Oh.

00:57:54.480 Yeah, trans people.

00:57:56.700 All right, where are they going?

00:57:58.340 Just put Buck Angel up there somewhere. 1.00

00:58:00.500 Oh, don't do that.

00:58:01.500 I have him on next week.

00:58:02.620 I don't care.

00:58:03.080 And he's one of the good ones.

00:58:04.840 No, but Buck Angel, he goes in the chipper.

00:58:07.940 I don't care.

00:58:08.520 Put Blair White. 0.92

00:58:10.480 I don't care.

00:58:11.440 We'll never get her.

00:58:12.360 Go ahead, throw her on there. 1.00

00:58:13.280 I don't give a shit. 1.00

00:58:13.760 What about traps? 0.99

00:58:16.500 Because they confuse you.

00:58:18.460 You want to throw them in there instead?

00:58:20.060 Traps might be, it's the ones that you think are women. 1.00

00:58:24.340 Blair White.

00:58:24.800 That are actually men.

00:58:26.120 So you're trapped until they drop their pants.

00:58:28.480 You want to put traps in here, then?

00:58:29.960 I think traps would be, it's the best, yeah, traps.

00:58:32.740 All right, where are they going?

00:58:34.380 Oh, we got Top in here.

00:58:35.860 Although, are we going to do traps, though?

00:58:37.280 Because traps, I feel like, is too specific.

00:58:38.700 That, like, narrows down where you can go with it.

00:58:41.180 You know what I mean?

00:58:41.940 Yeah.

00:58:42.300 I feel like it's a bad guy. 0.99

00:58:43.800 Maybe trannies. 1.00

00:58:44.560 That's fine, trannies. 1.00

00:58:45.800 What's up, Tom? 1.00

00:58:46.580 Just fuck it. 1.00

00:58:47.160 Just do trans right off the bat. 1.00

00:58:48.940 Although, I have a...

00:58:50.160 Sorry.

00:58:51.300 They have to be a three if you want to do that.

00:58:54.300 But all right, we're doing it.

00:58:55.520 All right, dude, do Caitlyn Jenner.

00:58:58.560 Caitlyn Jenner.

00:58:59.640 Put pedophiles, and then in parentheses, put Tom Woods.

00:59:03.240 All right, there you go.

00:59:06.800 Christ, dude.

00:59:08.520 Is that how you spell trannies? 1.00

00:59:10.220 Yeah, isn't it?

00:59:11.540 I don't know.

00:59:11.980 I'm pretty sure that's a vehicle train.

00:59:14.560 There's a 40% chance that one's going to take itself out.

00:59:18.180 We don't know who they're up against yet, but... 0.99

00:59:20.520 Top came in, heard that Tom Woods joke, and was like, fuck it, I'm out of here. 0.96

00:59:23.780 I still haven't drawn a picture of him yet. 0.98

00:59:28.520 Actually, he has.

00:59:29.440 I don't think he's got any noticing.

00:59:32.420 Well, he still can fill out like nine of these, so...

00:59:35.260 Same side sitters at a restaurant?

00:59:38.700 Ooh.

00:59:39.480 Same side?

00:59:40.940 No.

00:59:41.140 Although, I feel like I can make an argument for that. 1.00

00:59:43.020 That shit's cute. 0.99

00:59:44.740 It depends. 1.00

00:59:45.040 Clint sits on the same side with Ashton in this little packet.

00:59:47.640 I don't.

00:59:47.900 I don't.

00:59:47.980 Yes, you do.

00:59:49.000 Yes, you do.

00:59:50.060 I don't.

00:59:50.820 I never have.

00:59:51.520 It depends.

00:59:51.700 Sometimes I do.

00:59:52.460 It depends on the seat.

00:59:53.600 It depends on the mood.

00:59:55.080 I like being able to see the person I'm eating with so we can have a conversation.

00:59:58.480 If you're being lovey-dovey, if it's more of like a light meal type thing, not a full-on...

01:00:02.700 I don't know.

01:00:03.080 You're just doing like a...

01:00:04.160 How about Hoppians? 0.99

01:00:05.360 You might want to cuddle if it's one of those type of nights.

01:00:07.780 It depends on the vibe.

01:00:09.160 There's all sorts of reasons.

01:00:09.940 Wait.

01:00:10.140 Real talk, though.

01:00:10.740 We should put Hoppians versus Trannies just because... 1.00

01:00:13.340 It'll be hilarious.

01:00:14.920 Oh, that's so good.

01:00:15.560 Hoppians number six right there.

01:00:16.780 Hoppians number six right there.

01:00:18.060 That's so good. 0.99

01:00:19.100 We're going to genocide the Hoppians. 1.00

01:00:20.800 I have a hard time making good arguments for that, except for...

01:00:23.340 No.

01:00:23.840 Except for that they would be okay with it.

01:00:25.440 They would be like, this is just y'all being Hoppian and getting us out of the world community. 0.99

01:00:29.760 Yeah.

01:00:30.340 Yeah, they would be like, I can't really say anything here.

01:00:32.700 Like, okay.

01:00:33.900 It's forced separation. 1.00

01:00:35.280 Which is why they need to be genocided, fucking weirdos. 1.00

01:00:38.100 Wait, how about... 1.00

01:00:38.980 She was physically removed. 0.88

01:00:41.260 Should we put Nazis in here? 0.96

01:00:44.080 No.

01:00:45.480 What have Nazis ever done to you, Tim?

01:00:49.840 We don't have those anymore anyways.

01:00:51.460 What are you talking about?

01:00:55.120 Someone put boomers. 1.00

01:00:56.320 I feel like that's too easy.

01:00:57.420 Anime fans.

01:00:59.180 Furries.

01:00:59.640 That's a fun one.

01:01:00.860 Although, I mean...

01:01:01.440 Furries?

01:01:01.460 I feel like that's a subset of trannies. 1.00

01:01:03.420 I think we should put furries up against Jews. 1.00

01:01:05.540 Furries up against Jews. 0.97

01:01:06.340 Furries and Jews? 1.00

01:01:08.240 I'm down for that.

01:01:09.380 Because that's tough.

01:01:10.240 I don't know which.

01:01:11.620 One side of this bracket is, like, stacked.

01:01:14.300 Yeah.

01:01:14.600 I know.

01:01:14.840 The left side.

01:01:15.580 Because we're filling it up first.

01:01:16.840 I feel like most furries probably are, like, really high class, like, the weather controlling type Jews. 1.00

01:01:22.860 Like, it's their only outlet in humanity as a furry. 0.99

01:01:26.260 They have to cover their face because it's some bigwig that works at fucking Blackwater or some shit in the fucking HR department. 0.99

01:01:34.660 Like, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:01:35.600 Like, they can't be having their face. 0.89

01:01:37.100 I feel like furries are the, like, affluent pedophiles. 0.89

01:01:42.040 But, like, upper middle class pedophiles. 0.93

01:01:44.580 All right. 1.00

01:01:45.180 Like, I'm going to fuck kids, but you can't see my face. 1.00

01:01:47.600 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:48.220 Like, a politician is, like, the affluent pedophile. 0.99

01:01:51.540 A furry is the upper middle class pedophile. 0.99

01:01:56.060 Racially ambiguous people. 0.97

01:01:57.520 Speaking of, here's Stop Lobster.

01:02:00.760 Puerto Ricans is what I mean.

01:02:02.140 Racially ambiguous.

01:02:03.540 Do you want to put Puerto Ricans? 1.00

01:02:05.320 Racially ambiguous people.

01:02:08.240 We can't even be arguing for that.

01:02:10.160 Yeah.

01:02:10.380 I can hear you.

01:02:11.340 All right.

01:02:11.720 Yeah.

01:02:11.880 Sorry.

01:02:12.160 I was having some issues with the setup.

01:02:15.340 People who buy lottery tickets in front of you at the gas station, which Clint has no idea what that means because he's never bought a lottery ticket before.

01:02:23.220 Oh, yeah.

01:02:24.220 Well, they take forever because they have to figure out what all the numbers are going to be.

01:02:28.380 They're most fast.

01:02:28.900 Oh, dude. 0.99

01:02:29.220 You mean those motherfuckers who stand, like, right outside the entrance and being, like, almost like they're trying to make it, like, an event that everyone else nearby has to, like, witness? 1.00

01:02:37.460 Almost like you're being sucked into it with them. 1.00

01:02:39.600 Like, look at me do this. 1.00

01:02:40.600 And you're like, dude, you weird motherfucker. 1.00

01:02:42.300 I'm just trying to go pay for my gas. 1.00

01:02:44.440 Wait.

01:02:44.700 What if we put the Azov Battalion on here? 1.00

01:02:48.960 No, they're fucking based. 0.99

01:02:49.880 No, they're awesome. 0.99

01:02:50.680 I would like to have homeless people be like a – 1.00

01:02:54.640 I was about to say homeless people.

01:02:56.260 Like a three seed on the other side, please.

01:02:58.920 Maybe not – maybe put in – I think we need to narrow it down because some homeless people are fine.

01:03:03.240 All right, yeah.

01:03:03.940 Homeless non-whites. 1.00

01:03:07.780 Non-whites. 0.97

01:03:08.900 I was about to say loud homeless people, but you covered it. 0.93

01:03:12.140 What about just, like, homeless crack addicts? 0.98

01:03:21.600 No, I just – I hate all homeless people. 0.95

01:03:23.600 Please include them all.

01:03:24.660 Just type in –

01:03:25.560 That's redundant.

01:03:26.600 Homeless crack addicts.

01:03:27.180 Just type in quotes.

01:03:27.940 Just type in quotes.

01:03:29.020 Can I hold a dollar?

01:03:30.240 All right?

01:03:30.560 That's all you need to do.

01:03:31.360 No, not homeless.

01:03:32.140 Just cannot hold a dollar.

01:03:33.600 That's all you need to type in.

01:03:34.520 Did you put it in movie theater talkers?

01:03:35.340 Did you put that in there yet?

01:03:36.460 Yeah, movie theater talkers.

01:03:37.180 Let me tell you guys a quick story.

01:03:38.800 So my first job I ever had, I was working in a pharmacy. 0.88

01:03:41.160 I was just a guy, like, they would have me fill prescriptions and shit,

01:03:43.940 but I was, like, just a guy, like, going in the back end and stuff. 0.99

01:03:46.660 And this lady, LaWanda, I probably told you this shit. 1.00

01:03:49.540 She comes up to me, and she goes, please, I need it. 0.99

01:03:52.900 I just need one dollar.

01:03:53.980 Please, gives me the whole sob story, like, sad face.

01:03:56.540 And I bought it, like, hook, line, and sinker.

01:03:58.560 I gave her the dollar, and I'm making, like, $6 an hour at this time.

01:04:01.840 She takes it, turns around, goes to the lotto lady that, like, works right next to me 1.00

01:04:06.400 and plays a scratch-off card right in front of me.

01:04:08.800 Cold-blooded, no regrets.

01:04:10.740 That was the last time I ever gave anything to homeless people. 1.00

01:04:13.780 So fuck that shit. 1.00

01:04:15.040 Did she win? 1.00

01:04:15.440 Good idea.

01:04:16.500 I don't know.

01:04:17.180 She scratched it off, and she had, like, an attitude when she walked away. 1.00

01:04:19.860 I was like, you motherfucker, man. 1.00

01:04:21.660 She didn't win, trust me. 1.00

01:04:25.960 Yeah, well, she's still in the projects or dead.

01:04:28.900 Honestly, like, if we're, yeah, I mean, we could parse the homeless into a bunch of different

01:04:34.780 categories, because, like, I personally would like to genocide just people that buy scratch-offs.

01:04:39.300 Like, I think it's such a reprehensible habit, but we'll just stick with homeless people.

01:04:43.480 What if we put homeless up against cops?

01:04:47.500 Oh, that's very good.

01:04:48.520 No, no.

01:04:48.740 Well, cops might need to be up there.

01:04:50.760 That's brilliant, because it forces us to have the Dave Smith argument, which is going

01:04:54.560 to be great.

01:04:55.180 Yeah, put cops at number six.

01:04:56.900 Put cops at number six. 0.98

01:04:57.980 That is so fucking good. 0.98

01:04:59.600 And, like, there's going to be someone like me that has a great third position, because 0.97

01:05:03.780 I'm cool with either of them.

01:05:05.080 Just let them duke it out, really.

01:05:07.080 You know, so.

01:05:08.220 Toad, I'm sending something in the group chat, because I have another story that you

01:05:11.700 guys need to, I never told you this story, so you can just pull this up on the screen,

01:05:16.660 and I don't care.

01:05:17.240 I'm doxing my old address, which was never even my address, so.

01:05:20.760 But just, when you get that, pull that up on the screen, because this is, this kind of

01:05:25.820 goes to what we're talking about here. 0.93

01:05:28.420 It's a really fucking crazy story. 0.98

01:05:32.140 I do have another one. 0.99

01:05:33.060 People that talk in the bathroom, public bathroom, that just, like, talk to you. 1.00

01:05:37.060 That's the fucking word. 1.00

01:05:38.420 That's the fucking word. 1.00

01:05:39.160 Guys that talk to you, well, that's just homosexuals. 1.00

01:05:40.940 I was going to say, guys that talk to you while you're peeing is so fucking strange, and 0.99

01:05:45.620 it happens to me a lot.

01:05:46.840 Like, dudes will just say, so, uh. 0.99

01:05:49.820 Nice dick, bro. 0.99

01:05:51.160 How's the weather? 1.00

01:05:51.620 And you're like, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:05:54.320 I mean, I'll do the fucking homies. 1.00

01:05:55.980 Shut. 1.00

01:05:57.080 I'll fuck with homies like that, but not people I don't know. 1.00

01:06:00.420 I'm fucking strangers, bro. 1.00

01:06:01.480 They're like, so, you know, what's a good band out there? 0.99

01:06:05.500 And you're, like, in a bar. 1.00

01:06:06.180 You're like, dude, shut the fuck up. 0.99

01:06:08.120 What about people that. 0.99

01:06:09.000 Dude, I once had a guy, because I had just done a karaoke performance, and I was taking

01:06:14.740 a piss, and I had a guy who was wasted put his arm around me while I was pissing, being 0.57

01:06:19.400 like, that was awesome, man.

01:06:23.740 Don't you hate when you're mistaken for somebody else's note? 0.98

01:06:25.960 It sucks. 1.00

01:06:26.860 I think it's a gay courting ritual. 1.00

01:06:28.580 I honestly do. 0.98

01:06:29.900 What am I looking at here, Tom?

01:06:31.340 It's a grooming thing.

01:06:31.760 I'll just pull it up, and I'll explain it, because this really does parlay into whatever 0.99

01:06:36.740 the fuck you guys are talking about right now. 0.98

01:06:37.900 I also have a story about talking in the bathroom. 1.00

01:06:40.420 You can pull it up, whatever.

01:06:41.720 I was at a movie theater, and I just got done watching.

01:06:44.660 I'm pretty sure it was Star Wars.

01:06:46.700 I think we just watched the, like, episode seven or eight.

01:06:49.820 And I get out, and, you know, you have to go take a huge piss after you watch a movie.

01:06:53.860 And so everybody's all in there.

01:06:55.300 We're taking a piss, and we get done, go to wash the hands, which I only do when people 0.99

01:06:59.380 can see me.

01:07:01.640 So, like, I only do it whenever I'm, you know, peer pressured into it. 0.99

01:07:06.880 So I go up there, and go to, like, it was the automatic ones, those bullshit ones. 0.93

01:07:11.800 So I run my hand under like that, you know, and it doesn't start. 0.92

01:07:14.980 And so I look at the next one.

01:07:16.020 I run it.

01:07:16.500 Another guy comes up to the lat.

01:07:18.820 There was three, three, like, sinks.

01:07:21.340 He does his there.

01:07:22.340 It doesn't start.

01:07:22.920 We look at each other, and without talking, he just goes, shh, and we walk out together.

01:07:28.920 And that's how you talk in a bathroom.

01:07:30.920 No verbal communication.

01:07:32.540 Just a little shh.

01:07:34.120 It was like that. 0.99

01:07:35.760 That's also how you get buttfucked in the bathroom. 1.00

01:07:37.740 Yeah. 0.97

01:07:38.420 What about those people where you have, like, a bathroom where you have, like, 20 urinals,

01:07:45.560 and you're pissing one way over to the end, and the one other guy comes in.

01:07:50.100 And all the other urinals are available when he pisses in the one right next to you.

01:07:54.700 How about those people?

01:07:56.440 I never dealt with that as much.

01:07:58.540 But, I mean, I have dealt with it. 1.00

01:08:00.240 They just come and put their dick in my ass. 1.00

01:08:02.340 But then they just come straight in. 1.00

01:08:05.360 I still stand by this. 1.00

01:08:06.680 I don't know why everybody's touching their dick when they're peeing. 1.00

01:08:08.920 When they're peeing. 1.00

01:08:10.100 Just pull it out.

01:08:11.800 Unzip it. 1.00

01:08:12.500 Let the motherfucker flop. 1.00

01:08:13.700 Pee. 1.00

01:08:14.100 Put it away.

01:08:14.760 You don't have to wash your hands.

01:08:16.180 No one's the wiser.

01:08:17.140 You leave.

01:08:17.500 People are like, oh, aren't you going to wash your hands? 0.99

01:08:21.300 I'm like, I didn't touch my dick. 0.99

01:08:22.980 Why are we even having this conversation? 1.00

01:08:25.020 Also, why is my dick so dirty? 1.00

01:08:27.180 I do. 1.00

01:08:28.060 Why is my dick so dirty that I need to wash my hands? 0.99

01:08:31.060 Like, what is it? 1.00

01:08:32.320 Everyone knows that your fucking dick is cleaner than your hands. 1.00

01:08:35.240 Like, almost certainly. 1.00

01:08:36.720 It hasn't touched anything.

01:08:38.300 It's literally been in two layers of clothing all day.

01:08:41.900 Speak for yourself, Cole. 1.00

01:08:42.940 Your dick hasn't touched anything. 1.00

01:08:44.100 My dick has been entombed for fucking hours. 1.00

01:08:46.920 What are we doing here? 1.00

01:08:48.920 It's all sweaty. 1.00

01:08:50.300 Yeah, your dick's getting all swamp dick. 1.00

01:08:54.360 Let me tell this story here real quick. 1.00

01:08:56.540 Oh, go ahead.

01:08:56.860 Go ahead.

01:08:56.980 So, I sent it in the group chat.

01:08:59.140 This person.

01:09:00.540 Bring up the.

01:09:01.120 Do you want to bring up the picture that you sent?

01:09:03.480 Well, this goes to Clint.

01:09:04.740 What Clint was saying about a genocide.

01:09:06.200 He's going to address talk somebody, though.

01:09:08.380 No, this is my address.

01:09:09.480 So, whatever.

01:09:09.800 And this address, her address, don't worry about it.

01:09:12.760 So, Clint's idea of genociding people that do scratch-offs, right?

01:09:17.860 So, it was like three days before I'm moving to Florida.

01:09:21.380 I'm about to drive down. 0.99

01:09:22.800 And my wife is like, she's like, who the fuck is Jewel Santana? 1.00

01:09:26.900 And I'm like, immediately I'm laughing because I'm like, he's a rapper from like the 2000s or the 90s or something. 0.99

01:09:32.240 She's like, well, we just got a letter from somebody named Lavishay Keontae Keir Robbins, okay?

01:09:41.100 From Georgia.

01:09:42.580 Sent it to the address that I was living at in Brooklyn.

01:09:46.260 And it's to Jewel Santana. 0.99

01:09:49.240 So, I'm like, wow, what the fuck is it? 0.98

01:09:51.000 So, now me and my wife are like, should we open it? 0.99

01:09:52.980 Is this anthrax? 0.99

01:09:54.060 What the fuck? 1.00

01:09:54.540 Like, what is this shit? 1.00

01:09:55.640 And it felt thick. 1.00

01:09:57.100 Yeah, the envelope was like a little thick.

01:09:59.260 So, I was like, I don't know.

01:10:00.140 I don't know what's going on.

01:10:00.940 We brought it to my parents' house because my dad was like a postal worker.

01:10:03.500 And I was like, yo, should I open this?

01:10:04.560 And he's like, they sent it to your house? 1.00

01:10:05.960 I was like, all right, fuck it. 1.00

01:10:07.060 So, I open it. 1.00

01:10:08.180 And there's a letter.

01:10:09.080 There's a letter inside.

01:10:10.660 And it's on loose leaf paper here.

01:10:13.360 That's why I sent you the picture so you could see that this is all legit.

01:10:16.160 And it says, is at the very top.

01:10:19.020 Is.

01:10:22.620 2022.

01:10:24.080 In case you were questioning the race of this person.

01:10:28.140 So, please pull up the picture.

01:10:33.380 This is what I'm saying.

01:10:33.980 You've got to pull it up.

01:10:34.960 It is so funny.

01:10:35.780 There's so much in this.

01:10:37.000 I'm looking at it right now. 0.98

01:10:38.200 It's ridiculous. 0.95

01:10:39.600 So, New York is the best. 0.98

01:10:41.760 Is you my baby daddy?

01:10:44.920 Long lost friend Pete.

01:10:48.660 Staying focus.

01:10:49.700 Spell with a U. 0.90

01:10:51.400 Spell with a U. 0.90

01:10:52.620 By the way.

01:10:53.580 That's a British way of spelling focus, I guess.

01:10:57.040 No, it's even British.

01:10:58.060 It's focus.

01:11:00.660 She's casting a spell on me.

01:11:02.300 Haters hate.

01:11:03.580 And that was it.

01:11:04.160 But then behind it was this $2 scratch off. 0.98

01:11:07.500 So, I was like, what the fuck is going on? 0.94

01:11:09.300 So, I scratch it off. 0.98

01:11:12.060 And I won $10. 0.97

01:11:13.760 So, on the drive down to Florida from New York, I fucking cashed out. 0.97

01:11:20.220 It was like $10. 0.98

01:11:20.900 But that's it.

01:11:21.540 This is just one of the strangest things that's ever happened to me. 0.96

01:11:24.640 It's fucking hilarious. 0.66

01:11:26.100 I feel like any day now, I'm going to get an envelope from Adam Kokesh that consists of the exact same thing. 0.96

01:11:30.820 Is that is at the top or is that $15?

01:11:37.160 I can't tell. 1.00

01:11:37.920 Because this whole shit is retarded. 1.00

01:11:40.760 Look at how she wrote her address. 1.00

01:11:42.340 So, we looked at the address.

01:11:44.460 It's a vacant lot.

01:11:46.300 So, that's where she sent it from.

01:11:48.180 Are we playing black or whack here? 0.89

01:11:49.840 What's going on?

01:11:51.120 So, we looked up her name, too.

01:11:52.780 And this is a real person. 0.96

01:11:54.100 And I think borderline retarded. 1.00

01:11:55.720 She had one video on TikTok. 1.00

01:11:57.220 And I was like, what the fuck is this? 1.00

01:11:58.960 It was the craziest shit I've ever seen. 1.00

01:12:00.820 She sends it out to Jewel Santana like he's Santa Claus. 1.00

01:12:04.560 Like Jewel Santana lives in Brooklyn? 1.00

01:12:08.020 This is the craziest shit that... 1.00

01:12:10.320 Whatever, man. 1.00

01:12:11.200 So, I came out $10 richer.

01:12:13.220 But, yeah.

01:12:13.780 Yeah.

01:12:14.500 There you go, guys. 0.99

01:12:15.800 So, we need to genocide these people. 0.87

01:12:17.980 We got, what, like six or seven more to do? 0.98

01:12:20.160 We got to get moving on these.

01:12:21.880 I don't think we got pedophiles or progressives yet.

01:12:24.300 But, I mean, I guess I'm kind of...

01:12:25.060 You can't put pedophiles.

01:12:26.200 They're going to run away with it. 0.55

01:12:27.580 That's still running away with it.

01:12:28.440 Did we already mention that earlier?

01:12:29.480 No.

01:12:29.580 In progressives, we already got white women. 1.00

01:12:31.040 It's already covered.

01:12:31.840 Yeah.

01:12:32.820 Yeah.

01:12:33.840 Well, I was going to say rootless cause of pollen and sale, but we already have Jews. 1.00

01:12:38.040 We already have Jews.

01:12:39.800 Pull it back up.

01:12:41.700 Someone said people repost social media giveaways.

01:12:45.180 That's pretty good. 1.00

01:12:45.860 Like, fuck those people. 1.00

01:12:46.960 What about, uh... 1.00

01:12:47.500 Pretty sure Dave just retreated one, like, yesterday.

01:12:52.160 What about, uh...

01:12:53.420 Sorry, Dave.

01:12:55.420 You're double dead, Dave.

01:12:57.380 What about, uh...

01:12:57.780 There are some good ones.

01:12:59.000 It depends on what it is. 0.95

01:12:59.840 There was some dude a while ago that was, like, giving away, like, Rothbard shit and stuff. 0.92

01:13:03.420 I don't know. 0.97

01:13:03.560 What about the vaccinated?

01:13:05.740 Toad, you got to bring it up, brother.

01:13:07.420 You got to bring it up.

01:13:08.220 I'm bringing it back up.

01:13:09.800 The vaccinated are already on their way out.

01:13:11.380 Do we really need to add to it?

01:13:14.460 They're being genocided by Bill Gates.

01:13:16.480 Yeah, we're good.

01:13:17.180 We have, what, five more we got to fill?

01:13:20.240 We have five of them.

01:13:21.680 No one said five.

01:13:22.500 I was at How About Midwits.

01:13:24.240 Midwits are... 0.99

01:13:25.480 Midwits is pretty good because they're just fucking annoying. 0.99

01:13:29.440 Like, pick one. 1.00

01:13:30.100 Be dumb or smart. 0.99

01:13:31.020 All right, where do you want to pick one? 1.00

01:13:32.560 Midwits is...

01:13:33.160 No, Midwits at number seven.

01:13:34.700 I feel like Midwits against Movie Talkers is going to be a pretty good one. 0.93

01:13:38.180 Oh, that's a good one.

01:13:39.280 Yeah, they're kind of almost one of the same, really.

01:13:41.700 Although, they're like...

01:13:42.780 The Movie Talkers are on the lower level of Midwits.

01:13:45.900 On the bell curve. 0.99

01:13:47.380 Like, they're out to hit anyone who's ever said about black people. 0.97

01:13:50.580 I'm noticing that there isn't any... 0.98

01:13:52.340 There's no blacks up here. 1.00

01:13:53.880 So, I'm guessing the Movie Talkers is that section? 0.62

01:13:56.640 You figured it out.

01:13:57.300 What are you talking about?

01:13:58.380 Get out of here. 1.00

01:13:59.200 If you're not necessarily tied to them being black, we can say the most heinous shit and 1.00

01:14:05.540 get away with it. 1.00

01:14:06.200 Even though we do have Jews out right on here. 0.67

01:14:12.780 13% of the population talks in 56% of the movies.

01:14:17.620 Change number five to Gold Orders.

01:14:20.760 Gold Orders?

01:14:28.520 Change number five to Movie Producers.

01:14:31.160 Change to the natural elite.

01:14:33.500 The weather controllers.

01:14:39.300 Well, once we get to the championship match-up here, there is going to be a final solution.

01:14:45.480 How about people that treat their dogs like...

01:14:47.300 Ooh, that's a good way to build it.

01:14:49.120 I know.

01:14:50.480 People that treat their pets like kids.

01:14:51.660 That's the final four, the final solution.

01:14:52.920 Yeah.

01:14:55.080 People that treat their pets like kids.

01:14:57.640 Yeah, that's a good one.

01:14:58.420 That's also just white women, isn't it? 1.00

01:15:02.460 Yeah, that is actually just white women. 1.00

01:15:04.100 What about people that get offended by this?

01:15:06.680 What about people that mask their children?

01:15:09.340 Spud Ruckus Edison, $2.

01:15:10.760 You have boomers. 1.00

01:15:11.840 Damn it. 1.00

01:15:12.580 I mean, Spud, technically you're a boomer. 1.00

01:15:15.340 I saw it on there.

01:15:16.760 Boomers is...

01:15:17.420 Boomers and... 0.99

01:15:18.300 Boomers is actually, unironically, not a bad one, though.

01:15:21.800 You know, that could make a good argument for boomers. 0.66

01:15:23.980 I think boomers should be a four or five seed on the right side. 1.00

01:15:27.700 See, I think boomers is encapsulated in midwits. 0.96

01:15:30.860 Because boomers think they are. 1.00

01:15:32.880 I literally think that.

01:15:34.180 It's different, though.

01:15:35.480 Like, I've met smart boomers.

01:15:36.400 There's a lot of really brilliant boomers.

01:15:37.760 That's crazy.

01:15:38.120 Yeah, but they're still boomer-ish, if that makes sense.

01:15:41.340 You're just like... 1.00

01:15:41.980 Like, you're really fucking smart, but good God, your worldview is retarded. 1.00

01:15:46.200 Like, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:15:47.320 Ron Paul's worldview is pretty good.

01:15:49.520 Okay, what about...

01:15:50.320 Not all boomers. 0.89

01:15:51.420 I don't think he's a boomer.

01:15:52.840 Letterman jacket wearers.

01:15:54.320 People that wear Letterman jackets after senior, like, junior year of high school.

01:15:59.800 After...

01:16:00.160 No, it's still acceptable all through high school.

01:16:03.320 Letterman jackets are acceptable all through high school.

01:16:05.320 Dude, that's a flex in high school, dude.

01:16:07.320 Yeah, I wanted one real bad. 1.00

01:16:08.680 After high school, dude, you're a real fucking faggot. 1.00

01:16:11.000 Maybe like a year... 1.00

01:16:11.800 Do you wear your high school graduation ring?

01:16:13.020 Oh, no, no, no.

01:16:13.520 You do not...

01:16:14.680 Oh, you had a class ring and a Letterman jacket that you're talking about?

01:16:17.840 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:16:18.300 I'm saying, once you graduate, if you rock that ring,

01:16:20.380 like, you might as well just sign up for welfare right away.

01:16:23.480 What if it was...

01:16:24.940 You ain't doing a show with your life.

01:16:26.340 What if it was a music department in Letterman jacket where you had Toad on it,

01:16:30.040 but it looked like it's a joke?

01:16:31.340 Oh, my God.

01:16:33.200 That might be... 0.99

01:16:35.000 I mean, you've done some gay stuff, Toad, 1.00

01:16:36.980 but that might be the faggot. 1.00

01:16:37.480 It'd be kind of dope if we had Top Lobster Letterman jackets. 0.99

01:16:40.640 Actually, it's possible.

01:16:42.120 Welfare queens. 0.96

01:16:43.020 Welfare queens. 0.96

01:16:43.660 We already have black people, dude. 0.98

01:16:46.420 I know, but this is different.

01:16:47.540 This is a different class.

01:16:48.460 Oh, this is easy.

01:16:48.840 This is a movie talker.

01:16:49.860 Welfare queens. 0.96

01:16:50.720 It's different.

01:16:51.340 E-thoughts.

01:16:51.940 E-thoughts.

01:16:52.280 E-thoughts up there.

01:16:53.260 I'm mostly just saying welfare queen because I got stuck behind one in line today, 0.52

01:16:56.340 and it was the worst. 1.00

01:16:57.620 E-fucking is fat. 0.99

01:16:58.780 I'd run into the grocery store real quick, 1.00

01:17:00.540 and it was the shortest line. 1.00

01:17:01.580 Short as fuck. 1.00

01:17:02.220 I was like, hell yeah. 1.00

01:17:03.080 Get in there. 1.00

01:17:03.480 And then I see she has her shit partitioned in three different lines, 0.99

01:17:08.000 and she's paying with different cards. 0.99

01:17:10.560 Clearly, her EBT, whatever weird sorcery, 1.00

01:17:12.800 their fucking welfare shit works with, 1.00

01:17:14.580 took forever. 1.00

01:17:16.020 And you had to be like, is that an EBT item?

01:17:17.640 Okay, you can get rid of that one.

01:17:19.140 Like, I don't need that. 1.00

01:17:20.160 And you're like, oh, fuck, dude. 1.00

01:17:21.780 Like, I was there forever. 1.00

01:17:23.320 E-thoughts or just thoughts?

01:17:25.940 E-thoughts.

01:17:26.920 Jose, all I have to say is,

01:17:28.580 do you think she would talk in a movie?

01:17:30.600 I'm not.

01:17:31.960 Yeah, I guess you're right.

01:17:33.500 Thank you. 0.59

01:17:34.560 Although, I normally associate that with, like, male black dudes. 0.62

01:17:37.920 I don't feel like black women talk as much in movies. 1.00

01:17:40.360 Well, because they know their place. 0.84

01:17:41.380 Maybe we should just say, instead of welfare queen,

01:17:44.720 just say the poor.

01:17:46.260 The poor in general.

01:17:47.960 I feel like that's a lot of the answer.

01:17:49.840 The homeless is here.

01:17:50.820 What about immigrants?

01:17:53.260 Well, I was going there.

01:17:56.900 I was going there, and what I was going to say was,

01:17:59.620 people that speak different languages in public.

01:18:03.120 Oh, that's a good one. 1.00

01:18:05.480 I hate that shit. 1.00

01:18:06.760 Non-English speakers. 1.00

01:18:11.640 Like, who was in the military for so long?

01:18:14.000 There's so many, like, Hispanic people.

01:18:16.080 Where are we seeing them? 0.99

01:18:17.820 Dude, I'm right fucking here. 0.97

01:18:20.060 They're going to be a four, I guess? 0.99

01:18:21.860 Is that what it is?

01:18:22.040 Oh, yeah, that's a four.

01:18:23.120 Non-English speakers is definitely a four right there. 0.54

01:18:25.280 Non-English speakers?

01:18:26.860 Just put non-English speakers as a category?

01:18:30.020 You put no English.

01:18:31.360 Oh, no speaking English.

01:18:36.560 Oh, I was joking.

01:18:37.740 You're actually doing it?

01:18:38.700 Okay, whatever.

01:18:39.540 Hell yeah, dude. 0.99

01:18:40.740 That's funny as fuck. 0.99

01:18:44.300 People who get abortions. 0.99

01:18:46.020 I mean, that's the ethos.

01:18:47.320 I mean, you know what?

01:18:48.400 Non-English speakers is actually pretty good, 1.00

01:18:50.680 because, like, from a selfish perspective,

01:18:53.060 what good do I have for someone who doesn't speak English?

01:18:55.300 I mean, aside from maybe certain aspects of production of goods I use.

01:18:59.060 I hooked up with a girl in Germany that didn't speak English,

01:19:02.640 and she was definitely worth something to me.

01:19:05.980 She was in Germany, though.

01:19:07.140 That's different.

01:19:07.820 It's like, spoke German?

01:19:09.220 Props to you.

01:19:09.840 I mean, if you can pull posts that you can't even talk to without paying for it,

01:19:13.660 that's kind of impressive.

01:19:14.620 I'm not going to lie.

01:19:15.860 And a nightclub, too.

01:19:16.940 Yeah.

01:19:19.040 What if we do more?

01:19:21.440 We could put babies on you. 0.98

01:19:24.360 That doesn't even make any fun. 1.00

01:19:26.400 That's a silly goose. 0.97

01:19:27.360 Look at how upset Jose got about the babies. 0.99

01:19:30.320 I agree with someone.

01:19:32.160 Put babies on there. 1.00

01:19:33.660 Why?

01:19:34.680 Like, what are you making a genocide of babies? 0.98

01:19:36.880 Well, babies would go up against white women. 1.00

01:19:38.720 They don't shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:19:40.020 People who are genociding them. 0.98

01:19:41.000 Yeah, they...

01:19:42.560 Where do I start?

01:19:43.380 Put ethos versus babies.

01:19:47.180 That's, like, the ultimate battle.

01:19:49.000 Ethos versus babies. 0.99

01:19:50.400 Babies is we're getting to a running out, 1.00

01:19:52.260 and we're just, like, got to put some shit at the end. 0.99

01:19:54.060 No, no, no, no. 0.99

01:19:54.780 We're getting knocked out first round.

01:19:56.220 We're getting to the left.

01:19:58.140 Entrepreneurs who take photos of themselves

01:19:59.500 adjusting their cufflinks.

01:20:00.820 That seems very, like, very specific.

01:20:04.980 I feel like that's something.

01:20:06.100 I feel like that's very uncomfortable.

01:20:06.820 He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:20:09.420 I feel like that's something Clint would have done

01:20:11.280 if he had an ad.

01:20:14.420 100%.

01:20:14.740 All right.

01:20:16.840 What's another category?

01:20:18.100 We got one more?

01:20:19.640 This is a good one.

01:20:20.700 Slow left lane drivers.

01:20:22.240 People that drive slow in the left lane or drive the slow.

01:20:24.300 I think that's escalator standards, honestly.

01:20:27.020 That's kind of the same thing.

01:20:29.200 Disabled people.

01:20:30.940 Oh, yeah.

01:20:31.400 How did we not do that?

01:20:32.200 How did we not think of that?

01:20:33.100 We mentioned it earlier.

01:20:33.920 I think I don't know if it was before we started recording.

01:20:35.320 Disabled is a good one. 1.00

01:20:36.520 Because there's a good argument that no one really wants to realize there.

01:20:40.600 Oh, dude.

01:20:41.120 This is perfect.

01:20:42.140 Yo, put disabled people versus non-English speakers. 0.94

01:20:45.200 Because they both can't speak English. 0.99

01:20:47.000 That's fucking awesome. 0.99

01:20:47.840 Again, here's the move. 0.98

01:20:49.860 Here's the move again. 0.98

01:20:51.120 Like I said in the group chat, and I don't give a shit if I spoil it. 0.98

01:20:54.080 We have to have disabled people win and then get Crip Daddy back on 1.00

01:20:57.840 and have him give like a 30-minute speech accepting the award.

01:21:02.400 Dude, even if it gets to one of the later ones,

01:21:06.960 it would actually be good to hit up Crip to get him to come on

01:21:09.620 just to – just like whatever –

01:21:12.160 He gets into like one of the last rounds.

01:21:13.300 He would be amazing at this.

01:21:14.720 Yeah, he would probably argue for it. 0.98

01:21:16.180 Like it would be fucking great. 0.90

01:21:17.700 I think I've seen him argue for it, yeah. 0.98

01:21:19.660 Yeah, he did on the show.

01:21:21.220 A lot of people might not get this joke, but this is pretty funny to me.

01:21:23.960 Someone said premature babies, a.k.a. Victor.

01:21:26.900 And if you get that joke, it's Victor.

01:21:30.340 Oh, God.

01:21:31.900 Premature babies is pretty funny, though.

01:21:33.820 Oh, God.

01:21:36.580 Dave's kid?

01:21:37.500 No. 1.00

01:21:37.700 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:21:39.820 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00

01:21:40.640 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:21:42.300 Wait a minute. 1.00

01:21:44.380 To fill this out, what about midgets? 0.73

01:21:49.440 That's disabled. 1.00

01:21:50.940 Short people.

01:21:51.980 Just do short people.

01:21:53.480 Short people.

01:21:54.400 Yeah, short people would be the way to go for that because it's just funnier.

01:21:58.080 No, disabled is all-encompassing over midgets. 1.00

01:22:01.860 White women versus toad. 1.00

01:22:05.060 I don't want to like shit in your cereal book. 1.00

01:22:07.480 Do we have furries? 1.00

01:22:08.800 Do we have a lot to say about furries?

01:22:10.460 Like, I don't know much about them.

01:22:11.420 Yeah, right?

01:22:12.080 I mean, like, I got a couple throwaway.

01:22:14.600 Like, it's more like hacking material for that.

01:22:16.660 I just think it's hilarious that we have furries versus Jews. 1.00

01:22:20.140 I mean, that's a Jew slam dunk. 1.00

01:22:22.220 Which is hard because I already in my head was like, Jews are going to be like, get taken 0.99

01:22:26.000 out first round because they're like. 0.95

01:22:27.680 Because they usually do.

01:22:28.600 That's a move.

01:22:29.060 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:29.420 Damn. 1.00

01:22:30.700 The move is Jews versus Orthodox Jews. 1.00

01:22:33.660 If you really want to have like a crazy round.

01:22:36.400 Yeah.

01:22:36.600 Because that's a big difference.

01:22:37.940 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:38.100 Those motherfuckers are weird. 1.00

01:22:39.260 I don't know what's going on. 1.00

01:22:40.220 There's been a lot more room in my community lately.

01:22:41.900 And it's like a cult's taking over or something, you know?

01:22:46.820 It's like when you see movies where you start slowly seeing.

01:22:50.880 I'm trying to think of a specific movie I had in mind where you start seeing more of

01:22:53.400 the weird, creepy, like cult looking people in the grocery store.

01:22:57.040 And it like slowly increases.

01:22:58.420 And then you realize, oh my God, I'm like in a cult town.

01:23:00.720 Like, that's what I feel like I'm in right now.

01:23:02.400 It's like wild, wild country.

01:23:04.780 What about truckers?

01:23:06.580 Number eight, white women versus truckers. 1.00

01:23:08.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:23:08.420 I think an eight seed would be Mormons, honestly. 1.00

01:23:14.540 Mormons or the fucking, who's the, not Seth. 1.00

01:23:19.160 Scientologists. 1.00

01:23:20.160 Scientologists.

01:23:20.560 Do Mormons really bother you? 0.95

01:23:22.220 Someone said incels, which incels would be really funny against white women. 1.00

01:23:25.260 That's why they're incels.

01:23:26.660 Dude, Scientologists is actually really good now that I think about it.

01:23:29.440 Because they're almost like the Jew thing going on where they're all elites. 1.00

01:23:32.080 Oh, dude. 1.00

01:23:32.960 Incels versus white women is kind of perfect because they want to fuck them so bad. 1.00

01:23:37.220 That's kind of perfect. 1.00

01:23:38.120 Yes.

01:23:38.420 I think incels is number eight up there.

01:23:40.900 On the real though, if we have a weak one in here, I think we really should consider Scientologists 0.79

01:23:44.780 because I think there's a lot of material to work with there.

01:23:48.260 Like, they're almost like a new age Jew is what they are because they are like, a lot 1.00

01:23:54.380 of them are like elites and like running, like kind of running shit. 1.00

01:23:57.640 So they are like the modern Jew. 1.00

01:23:59.860 Like they're competing.

01:24:00.900 Can you imagine if we got to wear Jews in them at the end? 1.00

01:24:03.360 That'd be great.

01:24:05.100 By the way, I would say furries and Jews, but it's the same thing. 0.93

01:24:08.460 This is just, this is, if we wanted to, this could just be the top half of the bracket.

01:24:13.560 There's still going to be another bottom half of the bracket.

01:24:18.220 It would take forever.

01:24:19.360 We already struggled to fill this out.

01:24:21.380 We're done.

01:24:21.860 We're done.

01:24:22.800 I've got to say it.

01:24:24.020 I'm just saying.

01:24:24.520 Like, I mean, if you guys see any weak ones that you want to swap out, like, I mean, so

01:24:29.140 far, this is looking pretty good.

01:24:30.880 We're going to have to do it pretty quickly because I think the first round, we're going

01:24:34.340 to go through most of it next episode with Robbie the Fire.

01:24:37.520 It'll be definitely going through quickly.

01:24:39.260 Jews and Furries has to be one of the ones that Robbie the Fire is on for us. 1.00

01:24:43.320 It will be fun to see him riff off that.

01:24:45.620 I don't know.

01:24:47.420 That's just anything above.

01:24:48.800 We have to discuss.

01:24:50.200 For the final solution round, we should invite Spike Cohen back on.

01:24:55.360 And I should, I should, I should put a tights in here. 0.93

01:24:58.520 Eric Rodsep.

01:24:59.280 Dude, this will be great.

01:25:02.900 I know we were talking about getting Adam on.

01:25:04.700 Like, if we, like, say if we did actually get Adam on, like, really, instead of going 0.98

01:25:09.740 into all the gay drama shit right off the bat, we should legit just start off with April's 0.99

01:25:13.440 Cyclone Showers. 0.99

01:25:14.480 Dude, we should have him on and then have him have to defend whether or not he falls into

01:25:18.780 ethot or fat category, just so he'll leave it.

01:25:21.300 Like, bro, we get it.

01:25:23.740 You don't want to genocide, people.

01:25:25.400 So not libertarian.

01:25:26.380 We get it.

01:25:26.880 But, all right, come on.

01:25:27.980 You got to pick, bro.

01:25:29.980 Hey, we should invite the, we should invite the figatarians on for the, for the, uh, the 1.00

01:25:34.680 final solution round. 0.90

01:25:35.580 That'd be fucking funny. 1.00

01:25:36.560 The bitch fuck cucks might be there, man. 1.00

01:25:39.860 You should, you should just invite Archie. 1.00

01:25:41.800 Archie Flowers would come on and he'd just sit there silently.

01:25:44.700 It would be amazing.

01:25:45.200 He won't come on, bro.

01:25:46.000 I've invited him a thousand times.

01:25:48.020 Uh, what about Californians just in general?

01:25:50.080 Just Californians.

01:25:50.940 Do they, do they make it in here?

01:25:52.040 That hurts, but it's fair.

01:25:53.760 Isn't that white women? 1.00

01:25:55.600 We should 100% try to get Rodsep on one of these.

01:25:58.980 episodes.

01:25:59.340 Cause he did like, we talked, this would be the way to do it.

01:26:02.480 You start out with this right off the bat.

01:26:04.480 You just completely blindside them.

01:26:06.400 Cause they don't know.

01:26:07.080 For those that don't know, Rodsep's running for chair of the libertarian party.

01:26:10.780 So that would be very inappropriate.

01:26:13.660 I share it.

01:26:14.400 He's not, we just want to take his career.

01:26:17.760 You know what?

01:26:18.640 Like there's no loss there.

01:26:20.420 If you start out with this bit from the get go, like either he rolls with it, gets weird. 0.99

01:26:25.420 If he gets weird, you'd be like, dude, you can fucking leave. 0.98

01:26:27.280 I don't care. 0.99

01:26:27.800 And he leaves.

01:26:28.420 And that's it.

01:26:28.740 We just be like, can we, welcome to the show, Eric Rodsep.

01:26:31.160 Who do you want to eliminate? 0.99

01:26:32.660 Blacks or Jews? 1.00

01:26:33.660 Let's go. 0.97

01:26:35.100 Eric, do you want the meat caucus vote or not?

01:26:38.060 Can we replace furries with LP candidates?

01:26:43.420 I just, I think that that would be a very, that's fine.

01:26:46.700 Yeah.

01:26:46.960 I mean, it's super similar.

01:26:48.860 Furries is a pretty low hanging fruit.

01:26:51.220 LP candidates are all Jews though. 0.64

01:26:55.840 Odd, but true.

01:26:58.260 When are you running Clint?

01:27:00.080 You can make that change.

01:27:01.200 As soon as I convert to Judaism. 0.84

01:27:02.700 All the hate, all the hate for Clint and Reed is really just because they didn't go the approved path.

01:27:08.220 And by approved path, I mean Jew. 1.00

01:27:13.020 I want to, I want to, I want to pitch people that have big dicks because I just want to get rid of them. 1.00

01:27:17.380 Just so. 0.99

01:27:19.760 Hey, I said that.

01:27:21.080 That's once again, Jews. 1.00

01:27:22.580 That's also movie talkers. 0.96

01:27:24.100 Once again, that's, yeah, that's just black people. 1.00

01:27:26.040 The dudes with big dicks fall into the disabled category or the movie talkers. 1.00

01:27:30.520 If you're a Jew and you still have a big dick after being circumcised, it's pretty impressive. 1.00

01:27:36.280 But, um. 1.00

01:27:37.060 These circumcises doesn't shrink your dick. 1.00

01:27:38.540 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:27:39.300 Again, again, Toad.

01:27:40.800 I say that it does. 0.99

01:27:42.160 I just don't even think you know what a penis is. 0.98

01:27:45.640 This is very confusing. 0.99

01:27:46.540 I'm just so conflicted. 0.98

01:27:48.760 I'm like, what the fuck is going on? 0.97

01:27:51.900 It's every time I come on here. 0.99

01:27:53.720 Every time I come on here, I'm like just stunned. 0.98

01:27:55.660 Anytime he talks about sexual anatomy, I become more convinced that he's an alien from. 0.97

01:28:00.200 Dude, he's just Steve Carell from 40-Year-Old Virgin. 0.87

01:28:07.440 He's just talking about kids.

01:28:08.320 Dude, you know what?

01:28:09.040 The more I think about it.

01:28:10.480 Pags of sand.

01:28:12.100 But he also doesn't know what his own physiology amounts to.

01:28:16.100 It's just fascinating.

01:28:16.740 The more I think about it, the more I agree with this.

01:28:18.920 The Spud one here.

01:28:20.260 Virgins, but adult virgins.

01:28:22.320 Dude, that is great material.

01:28:24.040 Adult virgins.

01:28:24.440 But we have incels.

01:28:25.940 Do we have incels?

01:28:27.220 Yeah, dude.

01:28:27.780 Yeah, it's incels versus white women. 1.00

01:28:30.640 You know what? 1.00

01:28:31.440 If we ever do my fucking oct-uber-mensch-fest. 0.99

01:28:36.640 All sales are up there. 0.99

01:28:38.400 I love the homeless person.

01:28:40.240 That's just amazing.

01:28:41.660 Vol sales is like massive dick energy. 0.72

01:28:44.260 You know? 0.71

01:28:44.780 You have to.

01:28:46.080 There is a very, very small majority.

01:28:48.300 Like where there's a fine line between incel and vol sale.

01:28:52.680 Yeah.

01:28:52.840 And like you have to.

01:28:53.960 I mean, you can't.

01:28:54.720 It's a super cool line.

01:28:55.860 Like vol sales. 0.98

01:28:56.540 Like I hate women so much. 1.00

01:28:57.660 I won't fuck them. 1.00

01:28:59.580 Just for the re. 1.00

01:29:00.400 It would be kind of dope to put hoppians versus like the devoutly Christian. 1.00

01:29:06.100 I had that thought because when I was thinking about the homeless people talking, I was also

01:29:11.480 thinking about those people that stand on the corner and yell and have Bibles in the air.

01:29:15.480 Yeah.

01:29:15.760 And you've probably seen them more that you're in Florida now than when you're in California. 0.99

01:29:18.400 I would like to genocide those people for sure. 0.98

01:29:20.060 People who post Bible verses on social media. 0.99

01:29:23.020 There's a good one.

01:29:23.680 Yeah.

01:29:25.180 Basically, they do bother me a little bit.

01:29:27.980 I'm not going to lie.

01:29:28.560 A little bit.

01:29:29.100 Well, it's not even that I care. 0.99

01:29:30.080 It's just a weird move, especially because like half the time it's some whore that's 1.00

01:29:33.620 like, you know, a selfie. 0.99

01:29:35.180 And it's usually it's usually a reformed whore, which really offends me because I'm like, 1.00

01:29:38.640 you literally just stopped spreading it for everybody. 0.98

01:29:41.820 And now you're going to lecture to everybody about the Bible.

01:29:43.380 Like, please take a couple of years off.

01:29:45.580 How did the Chinese not make it on here?

01:29:47.360 And not like the CCP.

01:29:48.680 I'm not trying to get political.

01:29:49.640 I just mean non-English.

01:29:50.600 Yeah, it's different.

01:29:53.020 I'm not English speakers.

01:29:54.080 I'm thinking of a Mexican. 0.89

01:29:57.120 The Chinese. 0.63

01:29:58.120 I'm thinking of a lady sitting on the subway with a bag of fish between her legs. 1.00

01:30:01.260 And it's completely passionate.

01:30:03.120 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:03.520 I do hate Chinese people more than I hate Chinese. 1.00

01:30:05.660 If you want to replace that, just Chinese days. 0.98

01:30:08.940 I think LP candidates, ooh, I'm sorry, but I think LP candidates could get replaced by

01:30:13.500 Chinese.

01:30:14.660 Yeah.

01:30:15.200 Chinese versus Jews is actually a great round. 1.00

01:30:17.400 Chinese versus Jews. 0.98

01:30:17.680 Actually, LP candidates actually coincides with trannies. 1.00

01:30:22.060 So we could kind of just measure that.

01:30:24.280 Just for the audience's reminder, we're not listing politicians or pedos because they would

01:30:29.420 run away with it.

01:30:30.100 It's too easy.

01:30:31.660 So we can't do that.

01:30:32.440 So by that, yeah, so obviously LP candidates is out.

01:30:40.700 It's both. 0.97

01:30:41.960 It's just put losers up there. 1.00

01:30:45.120 Well, LP candidates is the same thing as bitch fuck cocks too, isn't it? 1.00

01:30:49.820 At this point, yes. 1.00

01:30:50.980 Poor Josh Smith and Angel McArdle. 1.00

01:30:53.540 They're just like, you motherfuckers. 1.00

01:30:55.540 We speak in generality, so sorry. 1.00

01:30:59.180 If we were to ever bring on Jacob, which we're not going to, but if we were, this would

01:31:06.320 actually be the time to bring him on because this would be, you know, kind of almost really

01:31:09.860 put them like, okay, you want to come on? 0.52

01:31:11.300 Like, all right, well, we're doing like eight different fucking races and tell me which one 0.99

01:31:15.420 you want to genocide. 0.99

01:31:16.520 Like, all right.

01:31:17.020 Instead of the devoutly Christian, we should just put Jacob's name as a student. 1.00

01:31:21.880 Now, here's a stupid question. 1.00

01:31:23.400 The winner is the one that we want to genocide or the one that we want to sacrifice? 1.00

01:31:28.700 Not the one we want to, the one that deserves it the most.

01:31:34.440 We're playing Hitler right now and we're trying to figure out what do we want to direct the 0.95

01:31:38.800 hate at.

01:31:39.380 Although I'm totally joking. 0.62

01:31:40.520 If anyone understands history, they were already primed for hating the Jews at that point. 0.84

01:31:44.760 So, I mean, it was more, he just led them where they already wanted to go.

01:31:48.180 Like, let's be real.

01:31:51.100 He was just reading the room.

01:31:53.400 It's true. 0.99

01:31:56.240 It's like Trump with the Mexican hate.

01:31:58.520 Yeah, you don't get into power and then like foment all this hate. 0.75

01:32:01.560 You get into power because of it.

01:32:03.600 Yeah.

01:32:03.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:04.200 I mean, look at all this Russian shit right now. 1.00

01:32:06.360 I'm not, maybe it was entirely on purpose, but let's be real. 0.99

01:32:09.860 It was kind of convenient.

01:32:11.200 Oh, my God.

01:32:11.840 For the reason we should put Ukrainians. 1.00

01:32:13.960 I was about, we had the same fucking time, but I went a little bit different. 0.58

01:32:19.560 I went to people that have the Ukrainian flags on their profile. 0.95

01:32:23.860 Social media.

01:32:25.080 The disabled? 0.98

01:32:26.620 Yeah.

01:32:28.580 Wait, if I think just flat out Ukrainians. 0.92

01:32:31.400 Like, I actually think you could work with that.

01:32:33.400 Ukrainians versus the Jews. 0.99

01:32:34.900 It will be.

01:32:35.340 That's funny, dude.

01:32:35.780 No, Ukrainians versus the Jews. 0.79

01:32:37.360 It can't get, you can't write this any better.

01:32:39.960 I mean, they're kind of on the same team, though.

01:32:42.860 It makes it confusing.

01:32:44.220 No, no, no, no, no.

01:32:45.300 They're not on the same team. 0.99

01:32:47.280 A lot of Ukrainians are Nazis. 0.99

01:32:48.260 One of them is getting bombed right now. 0.99

01:32:49.500 The other one should be.

01:32:51.800 One of them has literally the Azov battalion. 0.61

01:32:54.540 One is literally made up of Nazis.

01:32:57.040 Yeah, but, like, I mean, if you understand Jews, the top of the Jews. 0.89

01:33:01.620 I don't understand Jews at all. 1.00

01:33:03.660 They're probably.

01:33:04.720 Really, they're worried about the bottom dollar.

01:33:06.880 If the Nazi will get to the bottom dollar, they're all about it. 0.93

01:33:09.760 I'm so sincere.

01:33:11.920 The fact that you understand Jews has me really worried that you might be one, 1.00

01:33:16.000 because, I mean, you got to be one.

01:33:19.180 I am not successful enough to be a Jew.

01:33:22.420 I like how the one that we keep changing is a four seed, by the way.

01:33:25.620 We're just like, oh. 0.96

01:33:26.960 Just fucking search it out every time. 0.96

01:33:28.820 I mean, you could put, like, NPCs in here, just, like, just regular. 0.98

01:33:32.440 I mean, that would kind of encompass all the people.

01:33:34.420 Isn't that midwits?

01:33:35.460 Yeah. 0.99

01:33:35.980 And white women? 1.00

01:33:37.140 Ooh, midwits and NPCs might be the same, yeah. 0.97

01:33:39.260 That's literally all of these people. 0.97

01:33:41.440 Even the disabled are midwits. 1.00

01:33:44.060 They're just, like, I mean, NPCs. 0.99

01:33:45.960 Jews are the only ones that aren't midwits. 1.00

01:33:47.920 Low-functioning midwits. 1.00

01:33:49.680 You actually just made an argument pro-retards, 1.00

01:33:52.700 because it's, like, they're, like, idiots. 1.00

01:33:55.620 So they're, like, salt of the earth. 1.00

01:33:57.100 They're not that midwit shit, like, you know. 0.99

01:33:59.200 They understand instinctually that things are wrong. 0.99

01:34:02.460 So that's good.

01:34:03.760 I think this is a good one.

01:34:05.600 I think we got it.

01:34:06.820 I think this is the...

01:34:07.480 Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, I think we're good.

01:34:09.600 This is an incredible bracket.

01:34:11.920 I just want to, like, I'm proud of you guys, honestly.

01:34:15.220 I'm just really sad that I came at, like, the last 20 minutes of this,

01:34:18.840 because this looked like so much fun.

01:34:20.840 Oh, it'll be better when we're actually making arguments pro and against.

01:34:25.260 Like, this next episode is going to be that first group.

01:34:28.360 And so this one, we won't get as in detail, but the next one,

01:34:32.060 that's when we're going to, like, be, like, bringing in.

01:34:34.220 Like, we're going to be prepping, you know.

01:34:35.460 I can't even begin to describe how excited I am to argue in favor

01:34:39.880 of the homeless being jetticided more than the cops.

01:34:42.660 Like, I can't tell you how excited I am to make that argument.

01:34:47.180 Is it any way possible that we can get Dave Smith on

01:34:50.640 to talk about homeless versus the cops?

01:34:52.980 And then he has to.

01:34:54.400 He has to do the same argument with Clint.

01:34:56.600 Clint, he's going to have to.

01:34:57.300 Oh, my God.

01:34:58.380 But, no, next week's Robbie.

01:34:59.960 So it's Robbie that's going to be going through this first round.

01:35:01.660 It's going to be perfect.

01:35:02.440 It's going to be perfect.

01:35:03.760 But Robbie will be perfect.

01:35:05.000 But it would be dope.

01:35:05.960 I mean, there's no way we get Dave for any of these.

01:35:07.860 Let's not ruin Dave's political career again.

01:35:11.500 If anything, that also makes me feel like he would do it more

01:35:14.420 just for that reason.

01:35:17.120 Dave literally did on Legion of Skanks a March Madness bracket 0.84

01:35:20.900 of dead porn stars of bad ones. 1.00

01:35:24.840 This is fucking genocide, bro. 1.00

01:35:26.940 We're going way harder. 1.00

01:35:28.300 They had that episode where they raided the Cosby victims.

01:35:31.960 Yes, they raided the Cosby victims.

01:35:33.740 I don't know how hot they are. 1.00

01:35:35.860 That's super fucked up. 1.00

01:35:37.180 It's still not as fucked up as genocide, folks. 1.00

01:35:39.460 I'm sorry. 0.99

01:35:40.040 We are outclassing Legion of Skanks right here. 0.82

01:35:44.400 We should still do stuff like that, too.

01:35:46.060 We should definitely rate rape victims. 0.93

01:35:48.600 We should do that.

01:35:49.740 I'm really looking forward to Ubermensch, though.

01:35:51.760 I like that idea.

01:35:52.380 We should do a bracket of Tom Woods' ex-wives. 0.93

01:35:54.460 We're going to need a bigger bracket.

01:35:59.940 Well, the two of them will go out in higher brackets.

01:36:02.380 I'll go get out the school yearbook.

01:36:06.680 I was literally just setting Cole up for that joke.

01:36:09.840 Thank you, man.

01:36:14.180 Well, I have a good idea.

01:36:16.100 I don't know if this air can be done, but if anybody was doing it on their podcast,

01:36:18.340 or we can do it on ours, just reading ratings on abortion clinics.

01:36:23.080 Just go on Yelp and just read Yelp reviews of abortion clinics.

01:36:26.000 I think that would be really good.

01:36:29.740 We need to get a thing where we write down these ideas or something.

01:36:32.760 We definitely should do something.

01:36:33.880 That's definitely a good one.

01:36:34.820 We need to get something like a notebook, like a pen and paper, where we write down these ideas.

01:36:40.800 Yeah, or it could be something where you find Yelp reviews and you have to guess what they're reviewing.

01:36:47.840 That notebook, by the way, could be literally classified as a hate crime.

01:36:52.980 They're going to use that in the trial.

01:36:54.940 How about this?

01:36:55.800 What if we did a bonus round in between weeks or just in between an episode where we picked actual genocide?

01:37:03.140 Not like the Holocaust, like the Armenian genocide and then whatever's happening in Yemen now. 0.80

01:37:08.140 And then we decide which one deserved it the most.

01:37:11.920 What's the most justified genocide?

01:37:14.420 What's the most justified?

01:37:16.480 Yeah, we would call that...

01:37:19.480 Most justified.

01:37:20.600 Killing. 0.99

01:37:21.100 Killing. 1.00

01:37:21.180 Killing. 1.00

01:37:21.400 Killing. 1.00

01:37:21.500 Killing. 1.00

01:37:21.940 Killing. 1.00

01:37:25.260 Oh my God.

01:37:26.520 That's so new to our channel.

01:37:27.700 I'm glad I talked over it.

01:37:29.040 All right, guys.

01:37:30.300 To finish out, I want to...

01:37:33.040 I just threw a video in there, Toad.

01:37:34.780 If you could bring it up.

01:37:35.560 I want to play this.

01:37:36.540 And I know I'll probably use this for white women later. 1.00

01:37:39.280 I just...

01:37:39.880 This, I got super high, like, a few days ago.

01:37:42.240 And this is the most hilarious thing in the world.

01:37:43.760 Oh, it's a great video.

01:37:44.320 It's a great video.

01:37:44.640 It's like...

01:37:45.020 It is literally what the feminine energy unchecked is. 0.89

01:37:49.040 Personified.

01:37:49.460 No, no.

01:37:49.780 You need to save this. 0.97

01:37:51.460 You need to save this for white women. 1.00

01:37:52.760 You need to save this. 0.98

01:37:53.280 But I'm going to forget. 0.99

01:37:54.260 We're so bad about fucking... 0.97

01:37:55.720 So I wanted to do it now. 0.99

01:37:56.500 I still had it on my head.

01:37:56.900 Bookmark it.

01:37:57.680 Send yourself a text in a week or something.

01:37:59.640 I don't know.

01:38:00.520 Yeah.

01:38:00.960 I guess we can bring it up.

01:38:02.720 What do we have white women going against next week? 1.00

01:38:05.240 Dude, play it.

01:38:06.000 I mean, there's, like, endless material for white women. 1.00

01:38:08.700 Yeah, right. 1.00

01:38:09.260 Yeah, just play it, you faggot. 1.00

01:38:10.560 Like, just do it. 1.00

01:38:10.920 And it's really funny.

01:38:12.540 Yes.

01:38:13.020 Hang on.

01:38:13.940 I saw the video.

01:38:14.960 I haven't listened to it.

01:38:16.520 But I looked at it.

01:38:17.360 And I was like, I don't know.

01:38:18.060 What's this about?

01:38:19.120 Let's see.

01:38:20.320 All right.

01:38:22.000 All right.

01:38:22.360 Here we go.

01:38:23.060 I keep getting crickets in my house.

01:38:25.360 I don't know why I've never had a cricket problem before.

01:38:28.000 But I looked it up.

01:38:29.480 And apparently, it's really bad luck to kick them out of your house.

01:38:33.300 Like, you're not supposed to kick them out of your house.

01:38:35.060 Like, what am I supposed to do?

01:38:36.540 Like, let you stay here?

01:38:38.140 Now there's, like, crickets running around.

01:38:41.280 It's like, I didn't count one.

01:38:42.800 And let me tell you, I had a really, really horrible week after that.

01:38:47.100 And now they're just running around.

01:38:51.060 And I'm like, I just want to make a piece of toast.

01:38:54.840 And you're in my way.

01:38:56.760 And I open a cabinet.

01:38:58.240 It's just like, oh, hey, cricket, that I can't kick out of my house.

01:39:02.120 Can you please just leave?

01:39:03.600 I don't want to kick you out.

01:39:04.640 I just want to ask you nicely to leave.

01:39:06.800 I am not infested with crickets.

01:39:10.840 There's nothing I can do about it.

01:39:13.500 I'm just getting out.

01:39:16.300 I am 90% sure Clint dated this chick. 1.00

01:39:20.220 I can't be real, right?

01:39:23.380 Clint 100% dated.

01:39:24.840 My immediate comment was, when Jose posted it, was, I can fix it.

01:39:31.540 She has to be acting, right?

01:39:33.200 It's not even Clint's type.

01:39:34.580 It's like, she was made for it.

01:39:37.120 That's your average, like, horoscope reader.

01:39:40.440 I swear to God.

01:39:41.320 That's what they actually do.

01:39:42.480 Poor Nikki. 1.00

01:39:43.840 I'm so glad I didn't watch it until now. 0.99

01:39:47.080 That's fucking so funny. 0.99

01:39:49.640 Poor Nikki. 1.00

01:39:51.240 She's going up against the fats next week. 0.99

01:39:53.520 Who was up against the fats?

01:39:58.060 E-Thoughts. 1.00

01:39:59.140 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:40:00.120 Ouch. 1.00

01:40:01.700 Yeah, I like it.

01:40:02.540 I like it because she's, it's like, it's Jen.

01:40:04.880 It's really a sweet thing.

01:40:06.480 It's a really sweet thing.

01:40:07.320 She's like, excuse me, cricket.

01:40:09.200 I just want to make some toast.

01:40:11.460 It's cute and hilarious and insane and totally unhinged.

01:40:15.020 Well, I love it because it's like, it is like, there's something about that you can recognize

01:40:19.300 in women. 0.93

01:40:20.160 Obviously, that's a little bit ridiculous, but it's very much like feminine. 0.98

01:40:23.520 And energy, like, in body. 0.90

01:40:24.620 It is.

01:40:25.400 Well, I might get put in timeout for this, but she's probably autistic, so. 1.00

01:40:30.200 You think so?

01:40:32.300 I'm looking right at Clint.

01:40:33.900 And I'm just saying it's going to scare you.

01:40:36.600 Because I hope he gets what I'm talking about.

01:40:39.480 In her defense, though, crickets are insanely loud.

01:40:42.700 So, if you have, like, 30 of them in your house, that would be terrible.

01:40:47.660 Well, you know how you don't get 30? 1.00

01:40:49.080 You don't, you just kill them all. 1.00

01:40:51.740 What is she doing? 1.00

01:40:52.820 It's crazy. 0.99

01:40:53.620 We should genocide the crickets, man. 0.99

01:40:55.300 Genocide the crickets. 0.99

01:40:56.800 The only thing I could think of was that Tom Segura joke where there's a black guy named 0.96

01:41:01.160 Cricket.

01:41:01.500 And so, this whole time, I'm thinking, oh, she's talking about a black dude just sitting 0.91

01:41:06.080 in her cabinet.

01:41:06.900 She's like, let's make some toast.

01:41:08.880 I was thinking of the dude from sunny in Philadelphia who's, like, what is he, homeless or something?

01:41:14.660 This actually reminds me of the non-English speakers. 1.00

01:41:17.540 So, I worked for a school.

01:41:19.500 I used to work in an after-school program, and there was a bunch of Mexican kids, and

01:41:25.040 they would come in with these takis. 0.97

01:41:26.600 You ever seen those? 1.00

01:41:27.300 Like, the hot shit and shit? 1.00

01:41:28.180 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:41:28.480 I love takis. 1.00

01:41:29.480 Kids love that shit. 1.00

01:41:30.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:30.660 So, they love that, but then they stepped it up, and they started bringing in, like,

01:41:33.960 hot crickets.

01:41:34.920 Like, crickets that were, like, cooked with all kinds of crazy hot sauce, and they were

01:41:38.400 even, it just reminded me.

01:41:39.700 And I was thinking back then, this was, like, 10 years ago. 0.87

01:41:41.660 I was like, we gotta genocide these kids. 0.91

01:41:43.020 Bro, yeah. 0.98

01:41:43.560 Yeah, exactly.

01:41:44.880 Bro, growing up in San Diego, growing up in San Diego, the Mexican kids would always 1.00

01:41:49.420 bring this, like, this really spicy shit, and they would dip their candy in it, and 0.99

01:41:53.680 I, it was, but it was, like, all the rage, and all the white kids, like, and I felt, 0.99

01:41:57.540 I felt right away, I was like, I was like, oh, Hoppa was right.

01:42:00.200 Like, we gotta end this game.

01:42:01.240 My, my, my, my, my RA freshman year in college would put hot sauce on everything. 0.99

01:42:06.940 Like, he'd put it on ice cream and shit. 1.00

01:42:09.200 Hillary Clinton. 1.00

01:42:10.760 Keep hot sauce in your fucking purse. 1.00

01:42:13.560 It probably goes without saying that he was black. 1.00

01:42:15.660 Speaking of hot sauce, my new sponsor, Tennessee Hot Sauce Company. 0.68

01:42:20.740 Are you serious? 1.00

01:42:21.860 Kick him, kick him off the fucking street. 1.00

01:42:23.820 Get this guy out of here. 1.00

01:42:24.780 I'm serious.

01:42:25.360 Go to tnhotsauceco.com.

01:42:28.240 Well, that, we probably should do plugs, though.

01:42:30.260 It is, like, an hour for it.

01:42:31.120 He sent me, he sent me eight boxes of hot sauce. 0.91

01:42:32.940 It's fucking awesome. 0.88

01:42:33.640 If you use code Liberty, you'll get some percent off. 0.95

01:42:36.180 Anyways, I am at Liberty Lockpawed on, yeah, they're really good.

01:42:39.520 I'm at Liberty Lockpawed on Twitter, Liberty Lockdown Podcast.

01:42:42.140 Search for it everywhere I had on Roger Stone and Judge Andrew Napolitano last week.

01:42:46.860 And today, the episode drop was really, really, really interesting.

01:42:50.220 If you haven't read the Vanity Fair article, please, please listen to it.

01:42:53.420 Because it is an incredible deep dive.

01:42:55.640 They went through 100,000 documents from EcoHealth Alliance, which is Peter Daszak's organization,

01:43:00.560 which was essentially responsible for the beginning of the pandemic.

01:43:02.860 And if you don't know about that story, which I think, if you've been listening to my show,

01:43:05.620 you probably already do.

01:43:06.360 But this is a deep dive that proves it out definitively. 1.00

01:43:09.040 These motherfuckers lied to you. 1.00

01:43:10.260 So check it out. 1.00

01:43:10.860 All right.

01:43:12.320 And I'm Jose Galizana.

01:43:13.800 I have the show No Way Jose.

01:43:14.960 You can find me on YouTube, all the major autopod catchers, and Aussie as well.

01:43:18.800 Big thing I have to plug, I mean, obviously, you can go to my big hits if you've never checked on my show.

01:43:23.800 I've had Dave Smith on a few times and do the Anarchist Handbook series if you want to check that out.

01:43:28.780 But upcoming, I have next Tuesday, I have Buck Angel coming on.

01:43:34.540 It actually should be a fun one.

01:43:35.380 I know we've joked on the show.

01:43:36.440 That's actually part of the Anarchist Handjob series. 0.99

01:43:42.880 We have to know, does Buck Angel have nipples? 1.00

01:43:45.580 That's really what I mean. 0.99

01:43:46.820 Yeah, I want to ask that.

01:43:48.320 That is actually a point we should have brought up on the show. 0.99

01:43:51.320 Does Buck Angel have a cock? 1.00

01:43:54.160 No, no, pussy. 1.00

01:43:55.840 No, he has a pussy. 1.00

01:43:57.260 A pussy. 1.00

01:43:57.640 No, no, no. 1.00

01:43:59.160 That's wild that you would do that much of a transition and not get a cock. 0.99

01:44:03.560 Like, what's up? 0.99

01:44:04.560 Well, I mean, I'm sure that'll come up. 1.00

01:44:07.920 But they're especially, it's one thing to go for the penis to vagina because you're just making a hole. 1.00

01:44:12.720 I mean, let's be real. 1.00

01:44:13.380 It's still not going to function like a normal vagina. 1.00

01:44:15.260 But now doing the opposite, like that's way more. 0.99

01:44:17.240 I mean, what does a normal vagina function like? 1.00

01:44:19.160 Yeah. 0.99

01:44:19.780 A hole.

01:44:20.580 So.

01:44:20.600 Yeah.

01:44:21.780 Hold on. 0.99

01:44:22.300 What does a normal vagina function like? 1.00

01:44:26.040 A hole. 0.99

01:44:26.640 But wait a minute. 0.97

01:44:31.280 Could you like take the clit and like somehow like extend it? 1.00

01:44:35.140 That's what they do. 0.84

01:44:36.000 That is what they actually do.

01:44:37.300 Is that?

01:44:37.740 Oh, wow.

01:44:38.200 That's crazy.

01:44:38.860 They just wrap skin around.

01:44:39.740 Toad knows more about tranny like biology. 1.00

01:44:46.120 I don't know anything about cisgender biology. 0.99

01:44:49.820 That'd be dope if you were a tranny, Toad, and you just didn't want to tell us. 1.00

01:44:52.560 Cool as fuck. 0.99

01:44:53.460 That's actually really cool, Toad. 0.99

01:44:54.360 Do I pass?

01:44:55.520 No.

01:44:55.660 That would keep us from getting banned, for real.

01:44:59.860 Yeah.

01:45:00.500 Like if you could be our woke intern, that'd be awesome.

01:45:06.040 Woke turn.

01:45:07.800 Woke turn.

01:45:08.620 Woke turn Olympics.

01:45:10.320 Woke turn Olympics.

01:45:12.000 Woke turn of Olympics.

01:45:13.360 You know, I've always wanted to have a song like they do, so we got to come up with one for Zyklon showers.

01:45:18.760 We got to do it.

01:45:21.200 Zyklon. 0.68

01:45:21.640 Zyklon. 0.68

01:45:24.040 We're just trying to copy the same exact thing.

01:45:27.100 I don't know.

01:45:28.220 We got to wrap something.

01:45:30.140 I really do think for that certain thing happening at Top's house next month, we should do like a cold opening.

01:45:35.860 What's happening at Top's house next month?

01:45:44.700 Oh, I don't know. 0.99

01:45:45.300 We are going to have a big old fucking game bash. 0.98

01:45:48.820 It's going to be awesome. 0.99

01:45:50.120 May 7?

01:45:50.740 I don't think we're talking about it yet.

01:45:53.420 Yeah, I don't know if we're supposed to.

01:45:54.440 I was alluding to it.

01:45:55.380 We should start talking about it.

01:45:57.020 It's a month away.

01:45:57.560 I don't know what's going on.

01:46:00.280 And we already announced the last episode.

01:46:02.820 It literally is a month away.

01:46:03.900 That's really funny.

01:46:05.240 Yeah, like to the day.

01:46:06.700 We got to do this, guys.

01:46:07.660 Yeah, is today the 7th? 0.99

01:46:08.760 Holy shit. 0.99

01:46:09.340 Oh, it's tomorrow. 0.99

01:46:09.740 It's the 6th.

01:46:11.520 Yeah.

01:46:12.280 Wow, that's crazy.

01:46:13.160 You guys are sleeping over. 1.00

01:46:14.120 Man, I'm going to fucking finger bang all you guys when you sleep. 1.00

01:46:18.000 Well, that's good for you because I actually have a vagina, so. 1.00

01:46:23.080 We're going to find out. 0.99

01:46:24.420 I'm so glad you finally admitted it.

01:46:28.220 Tom, give your plugs.

01:46:30.700 Toplobs.com. 1.00

01:46:31.520 Pick up the dopest fucking shirts on the planet. 1.00

01:46:35.120 T-O-P-L-O-B-S-T-A.com. 1.00

01:46:38.140 Search for Liberty Lockdown to pick up the dopest shirts around. 1.00

01:46:43.560 And Toplobs to underscore on Twitter because I was banned once before.

01:46:46.920 So, yes.

01:46:47.440 Thank you, Clint.

01:46:48.680 Next.

01:46:49.360 Who's next?

01:46:50.620 Me, Tower King Cole on Twitter.

01:46:52.080 All right, we're out.

01:46:55.460 Two and a half takes podcast.

01:46:56.840 Two and a half takes podcast.

01:46:57.960 We haven't done it in the past two weeks because, one, I couldn't do it yesterday.

01:47:01.280 And then they couldn't do it last week.

01:47:02.800 They were on vacation.

01:47:03.400 But next week, we're coming back and doing a podcast.

01:47:06.580 Who's going to be your guest?

01:47:08.620 Don't have one yet.

01:47:09.420 You want to come on?

01:47:11.920 Yeah, Clint wants to come on.

01:47:13.200 Talk about baseball, man.

01:47:14.820 Baseball is happening.

01:47:16.280 Cole, Odyssey just opened up a brand new section, a sports section. 1.00

01:47:21.200 So, take your shit over there. 1.00

01:47:22.820 That needs to be. 1.00

01:47:23.620 Dude, that needs to actually happen. 0.88

01:47:24.740 We need to start fucking streaming it over there because that could be the next big thing. 0.70

01:47:29.300 Hopefully, we'll be the biggest sports podcast on Odyssey. 0.93

01:47:31.740 It could happen.

01:47:32.540 We don't have anybody doing really sports stuff on Odyssey.

01:47:36.040 So, it's a small pool.

01:47:37.160 So, jump in there.

01:47:38.160 Get in there.

01:47:38.400 I'm recategorizing Liberty Lockdown.

01:47:39.600 You need some podcasts.

01:47:41.440 I'm going to jump in and compete with Cole.

01:47:43.720 I'll do a sports gambling podcast.

01:47:46.220 Just Tone and I.

01:47:47.000 Let's do it.

01:47:48.020 Let me tell you how I lose money every week.

01:47:52.440 Make the opposite of picks I do every week and you will win.

01:47:56.460 You're going to get Tone to Rage Quit. 1.00

01:47:58.060 Don't do this shit. 1.00

01:48:01.800 We're always fucking with you. 1.00

01:48:03.380 You get too autistic about this. 1.00

01:48:05.800 I win so much money. 1.00

01:48:10.240 Tone and the quit life because he's fucking gambling because he's a tranny. 1.00

01:48:14.020 So, that's the real thing. 1.00

01:48:15.420 Yeah.

01:48:16.360 It makes total sense.

01:48:17.860 Rage quitting life.

01:48:19.280 I'm in the 40%.

01:48:19.620 No, finish it out.

01:48:20.580 Yeah.

01:48:20.780 Finish it out because you got it.

01:48:22.220 Yeah.

01:48:22.680 I'm Tone to Rage Quit.

01:48:23.560 60% in bad odds.

01:48:26.180 Tone to Rage Quit.

01:48:27.300 Go follow Tone.

01:48:29.140 It's at Tone to Rage Quit.

01:48:30.180 He got banned.

01:48:31.800 We all clown on him. 1.00

01:48:33.120 But it does really suck that he put in 10 years to have that fucking pathetic following. 1.00

01:48:37.480 We got to get him a better following right away with his new account. 0.99

01:48:40.960 Yeah.

01:48:41.560 I had the account for 13, but I was only like really active for the last two years.

01:48:47.260 He's lying.

01:48:48.020 He has dedicated his entire life to that account and he got it nuked because it's hate speech.

01:48:54.120 It's one of the best followers out there.

01:48:55.860 Tower God Toad.

01:48:56.900 Go follow him right this second.

01:48:59.100 Do it.

01:48:59.720 All right.

01:49:00.180 Do it now.

01:49:01.380 Yeah.

01:49:01.740 All right.

01:49:02.340 Robert the Fire next week, boys.

01:49:05.060 Peace out.

01:49:05.620 Peace out.

Tower Gang - April 09, 2022

Ep 64 - Come in Spurts

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