Ep 64 - Come in Spurts
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 49 minutes
Words per Minute
202.09055
Hate Speech Sentences
251
Summary
On this episode of Tower Power Hour, we have a special guest on the show, Cole from Two and a Half Takes! We talk about 9/11, racism, and what race deserves to be on a Buck Car.
Transcript
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Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets.
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You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.
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We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.
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Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.
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Welcome, everybody, to this special episode 69 of Tower Power Hour.
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Today, we get to find out what race deserves to be on a buck car.
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I can't wait to see who gets to go to the shower.
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It doesn't necessarily have to be a race, just a group in general.
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I would hate to get some sort of perception that we're racist or something.
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Oh, we also have Tower King Cole of two and a half takes is here.
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Dude, it's so funny because every time Clint gets a shout-out on part of the problem,
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he messages us and he goes, dude, I just got another shout-out on part of the problem.
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He doesn't go on after that to the other podcast you also do every week.
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He's been on this show more than he's been on your show.
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I guess I should say I can't make him care about, yeah, you guys.
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Yeah, it seems to be you and Toad are the common denominators here.
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He will do anything in his power to ignore your existence, Cole.
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It's been on here twice, but this doesn't ever talk about it aside from when he's on here.
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He's been on Clint's show twice and I think reads two or three times, if not more.
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No, actually, when he was on Liberty Lockdown like two weeks ago, he said, I know you do Tower Gang because you like to do the same thing I do.
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Talk shit about crazy stuff and blah, blah, blah.
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He's actually been on two and a half takes three times, I believe.
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It is funny, some of the people who watch some things, though, because like I remember Dave made when I had him on my show a couple times, he made would make weird comments like alluding to he's watched my previous episodes.
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I had Kinsella today in my I haven't had a chance to DM back, but it was like, I'm sure I haven't opened it because I'm sure it's like a mega fucking thread.
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And like something, one of my agorism episodes spurred him, I could just see from a little preview and I'm like, okay, well, this is fun.
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He watches you because he knew Tom was a pedo, so he stopped watching him a long time ago.
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I mean, I will say on the back, I never I haven't dug into any of this, so I don't really have strong feelings.
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Obviously, if the worst of accusations are true, I think that's pretty fucked.
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There's a whole lot of he said she said here, and I kind of don't really care to take the time to get to the bottom of it because it sounds all gay.
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It's like, well, if you look at this Facebook post from 2003 and if you if you check out this fucking screenshot and this one podcast, I'm like, yeah, no, I'm not doing this weird schizo bullshit.
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But like, yeah, I'm not going down this train, chief.
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I've literally been playing both sides of this because I was I was like tweeting from the Tower Gangpot account, like trolling the fakertarians about it and like saying it was based what he did.
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And then in our group chat, I was just making jokes.
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I was like, your Facebook friends are wrong about that kid I kissed.
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That's the one thing about you that always blows me away.
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If shit pops off, you're like, I have 10 jokes for this right now.
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We were going back and forth in our not in our Tower Power, but our Tower Gang group chat.
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It was just all of us were getting there just fucking going off.
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Like it was it's so funny because like and I miss I miss Brandon, man.
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Yeah, I think I mastered Brandon to her OnlyFans a couple of times.
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If you're doing that as a dude, you're doing something right.
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He's one of the funniest people I've ever seen online.
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I don't know if that like if that is some sort of alpha trait that can get you girls.
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Well, if you're five, eight like him, you have to be funny.
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I don't really know what all we can go on if we want to keep riffing on this Tom thing.
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I'm not going down the weird Facebook posts, fucking rabbit trail, schizo, whatever the
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Wasn't it the worst of the accusations just that he knew her when she was underage or something?
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That he had a long phone call with her when she was like 16 is the worst of the allegations.
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The worst of the allegations is that she wasn't that pretty.
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Like, he was going down for like low value pussy and it wasn't even that good.
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A woman of her weight, when she's like 16, she has like the boobs of a 35-year-old.
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I love that Toad's take is she's a big fat bitch with huge tits.
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So, when she was younger, she probably was just like skinny with huge tits.
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No, my take was that she was still fat, just that she looked older than she was and she
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Really, if you think about it, though, like, let's say you do meet a 15-year-old and you're
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like, whoa, this 15-year-old is really cool and really hot.
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Like, what they're accusing him of is really the most upstanding thing you could do in that
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Yeah, I'll have a very respectful phone call with her and that's it.
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He was laying the foundation on a house he would build later.
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He, like, he sapped all the value out of it and booted it.
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It is a good rule of thumb to buy skinny, sell fat.
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Tom Woods is similar to Clint in that he trades in women that are as large as houses.
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I feel really bad because I've never seen him with his wife or ex-wife or anything like this.
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I don't know what his ex-wife looks like, but I've seen his girlfriend.
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I mean, she cranked, like, what, like five kids out of this woman, though?
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And then I don't know what the circumstances of the divorce or whatever were, but, like, if you think about it, just from a biological perspective, you just cranked out, wringed everything out of that towel you could, and then, like, moved on to the next one.
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He just got tired of picking up from middle school.
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You pick up your wife from middle school, and then as soon as the product of that, picking up your wife from middle school, is in middle school, then you just pick up one of her friends and you migrate it on.
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All this tells us is that Tom Woods is a true libertarian, okay?
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Dude, what sucks about it is, like, I wanted, I have so much respect for Tom Woods, I could not tweet out any of these jokes, because I would just feel really bad if he saw them like I was.
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So now you're just going to say it in clip form, so everyone can see it.
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Yeah, I just want to say, I think that it's a really dangerous thing to take the accusations from the people that have been trying to destroy Tom Woods for years at face value.
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Like, I hate, honestly, I don't even like, like, I know I like joking about everything, but I don't really like joking about allegations against people that I respect so much if I don't know that they're true, simply because it really does destroy someone's whole reputation and everything else.
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It's really fucked up, and if it turns out, if it turns out that it was, the allegations are completely false and that he was not doing anything inappropriate, it's fucking, like, it's, like, criminal evil type shit, like, to do what they're doing to him.
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He's the first guy to get, like, kicked off of Harry's.
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Tom dumped Harry's razors for being a bunch of woke faggots, though.
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I mean, all jokes aside, if something like this, if something like,
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this carries, like, fucking snowballed, like, this really could fuck him over big time.
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So, like, even if it was completely, even if it is completely false, like, if they're somehow able to construe some sort of narrative,
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because I think we had talked about this in the group chat, and someone asked me, like, if, or if they thought this could take him down or who,
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and I was like, really, it's just a matter, like, if something conclusive comes out or if Tom trips up in something he says.
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And that doesn't even necessarily mean that it's false.
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It's just a matter of it looks, it gives the appearance of him, like, doing it, essentially.
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If he trips up in a couple spots or whatever, like, I don't know, I guess some people try to point out,
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I don't even know the details of, like, this looks like a lie, that looks like a lie.
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Like, well, maybe, but he could have been lying for other reasons, or he could have misremembered, or whatever.
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Like, there are a million different explanations for why certain things don't match up.
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They were like, he got caught because he said that they started dating in 2002, but then he revised his story to 2001.
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And it's like, or he just fucking said it differently, because, like, that's one year apart.
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I don't remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
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They are seeking, they are seeking a smoking gun here.
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And it's like, well, even in the worst case scenario, he didn't date her till she was of age.
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And they immediately got married, like, a year later.
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It's also not just, like, at some second, you just magically can consent all of a sudden.
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I was about to ask this, like, totally not even joking.
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If she consented to this, whatever, fucking 30 years ago, like, what is, what are we upset about right now?
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Because if she's not, like, they're divorced now.
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You're literally making the Thaddeus Russell argument.
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But it's just kind of like, at this point, like, if, I mean, 16 is a little bit different than fucking 12, I would say.
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Like, it's not, it's not, I'm not, again, I'm not justifying if he was having hour-long conversations when she was 15.
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Which I don't, I don't think it's actually true, personally.
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That's just my, that's my initial reaction is I don't trust these motherfuckers.
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But Catholic people, and I, and I brought this up in the group chat.
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I was like, this is what, this is what people did.
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Like, this is what they did for thousands of years.
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This is standing operating procedures, how you put it, actually.
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Yeah, I was like, this was standard operating procedure.
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Like, like, I think fucking Elvis was married to, like, a 14-year-old or some shit.
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Yeah, and really, we're all missing the point here.
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All that really matters is whether, whether it was on the homesteaded property or if he got permission from the owner.
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So, you know, like, the father, I guess, in this situation.
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And I'm like, that's not a good, that's not a good offense.
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I would just be like, it's not true if it's not true.
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Well, also, isn't Tom Woods the one, like, one of the few men in the world you'd be like, I'd let him talk to my, like, he seems like the nicest fucking dude.
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If he was a 25-year-old Tom Woods with that luscious head of hair, I would probably still not want him talking to my teenage daughter.
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Like, people always go, dude, if it happened, if it happened and it was my daughter, I'd fucking, you know, I'd mess him up, blah, blah, blah.
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And I'm like, yeah, but if it was my 18-year-old, I'd feel the same way.
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I don't know, like, am I the only one that goes, like, even, like, once my daughter's of legal age, if some smarmy 26-year-old comes and knocking, I'm going to be like, get the fuck out of here, dude.
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I'll kill my daughter's husband when she's 35, man.
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If they still live at home and some, like, dude is late 20s and she's, like, 18 still living at home.
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Yeah, like, I mean, there is going to be, I mean, I'll be honest.
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It's not like I'm going to, like, go grab the shotgun or immediately be his ass.
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I may be like, you can't fucking be here at my house or I may, like, be, like, set some sort of rules, like, hey, you want to fucking live here?
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That's not okay or whatever because the other day they're still living at my house.
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So there's, but, I mean, if they're 18, there is only so much you can do, but it's like, I mean.
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I can't believe you're making a legal argument here.
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Now, if you're, like, I was thinking, like, mid to late 20s.
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Now, if we're getting, like, 30s, 40s and it's like, what the fuck?
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Like, this is going to be, like, yeah, maybe I won't, like, necessarily beat his ass, but there's going to be some, like, words, some very harsh stares.
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How rich does he have to be before you, like, at what point does it tip over?
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If Elon Musk is talking to your 17-year-old daughter, what do you do?
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Because it must be a moving scale, too, because that's to be, like, as they get older, the more money you have to get.
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You allow her to marry him and come up with this scheme to make sure that she's in his will.
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Then he dies mysteriously, and then she inherits all that money.
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I'd have to take him on a few dates, read out his intentions, you know, type deal.
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No, there has to be some type of equation there between age and money value, like, or net worth to dating your 17-year-old daughter.
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There has to be some type of, like, you multiply their age times, like, their net worth has to be a certain amount.
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The way I see it, your 17-year-old, if she gets knocked up, that's a fucking, that's like the biggest lottery ticket you could possibly win.
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Wait, wait, wait, this changed from 18 to 17, so the hypothetical is a swap.
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I know it's a silly imaginary number, but it's also.
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It's because I want it to be criminal in nature so that you have all the extortion capacity.
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Maybe when it comes to a hard and fast age of consent line, maybe we should be open borders.
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Like, the late Hugh Hefner, the late Hugh Hefner, if he comes, like, he's back, he's in his, like, last year of living.
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HIV positive, 88-year-old Hugh Hefner comes in knocking.
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There's no way it's going to end up with your child.
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I know, bro, but if he gets knocked up, the child support alone is fucking enormous.
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I mean, this is a money-making operation here, folks.
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Hey, I'm going to be doing Daniel's podcast at some point soon, so I can't remember exactly.
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I'm going on for, like, the fourth or fifth time, like, next week.
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By the way, there is a silver lining to all this for Tom.
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Nobody remembers anything about League of the South now, so.
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The only thing I could think of was he needs to redo the zombie Bob Murphy, but instead
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of saying Neo-Confederate, he just says, pedophile.
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So do we want to talk about this weird-ass Adam shit?
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Yeah, and then we'll get into our thing, but I just- these are the two big things that
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happened recently, and like, I don't even understand the Adam thing.
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It's like the most schizo shit I've ever seen in my life.
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I legitimately have- I know his name, Adam Kokesh.
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He's like a libertarian who I think kind of made his name, made a name for himself by
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sort of making videos of himself breaking certain laws, like, I don't know, Clint might be able
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to elaborate more than I can, but something like that.
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The way he came out of my radar was like 12 years ago, he was protesting, I think, was
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I seem to remember him, like, handing out copies of the Constitution, I think he, like,
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brought guns, like he was open carrying on the steps of the Capitol building.
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Did they do, like, a dancing protest or some shit, too?
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Yeah, I think he was dancing in the Jefferson Memorial.
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It went really viral, and that's kind of, like, what brought him to prominence, I guess,
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was getting arrested, doing libertarian-type protests of silly laws, and he continues
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to do that to this day, and I guess that's his thesis as to why Dave is not a real libertarian
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Yeah, yeah, he's like, he pays his taxes, probably, don't he?
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Except for that, Dave mentioned this recently, that for a long fucking time, he never paid
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his taxes, but only because he just didn't make enough money to actually, like, where
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That was literally, he actually mentioned that.
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I paid a ton of money in taxes, so if that makes me not a libertarian, so be it.
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I mean, to fall on an old trope, I'm, like, the agorist here, and even I'm still, like,
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Like, my whole ideology is, like, doing a legal shit, but it's also, like, don't be
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Well, and if you're not paying it, you sure as fuck shouldn't be talking about it.
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Well, Adam Kokesh has a man bun, so I don't think we should listen to anything he has
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I do find it hilarious that there were multiple people who called him out on his whole, like,
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vegan thing or whatever, and then he would post pictures about, like, to kind of almost,
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Like, you look at his skin, his hair, and not even that he's balding.
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He's got, like, he's got, it looks like he has some decent muscles on him, decent frame,
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but he looks like he used to be really beginning to work it out, and, like, even then, like,
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I don't know, just something about his skin, his hair, just, like, his, like, his basic
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He literally is, like, there's some vitamin missing there, and I think maybe it has to do
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He might, he might be vitamin deficient, but I'm going to actually defend Adam here, despite
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Like, he's in fucking great shape for a 40-year-old dude.
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You look at everything else, and you're like, dude, he just, that's where I'm getting where
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You're like, dude, like, your hair, your skin, like, if something, something that, I can't
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even, like, place an exact finger on the things, and I'm like, you do not look like a healthy
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Which he, he came, legitimately came after you came after.
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He came after, you guys see his contract with Macy.
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Yeah, isn't there some weird shit he was jerking off?
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I think that Toad, there's no way that's a real person.
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Toad created a burner account to send money to the show to compliment himself.
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But, but, Clint, he came after, you guys see his contract with Macy.
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Isn't there some weird shit he was jerking off?
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I know he got in trouble jerking off in the fucking parking lot once or some shit.
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When is it acceptable to, like, what is the most acceptable parking lot to jerk off in?
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I mean, if you're going to do it, you might as well.
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If you're, if you're doing it to break the law, well, then that's the one you got to do.
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That was, that was actually one of Adam's protests.
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He was, uh, jerking off in front of a bunch of 17-year-olds.
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Actually, that's what, that's what he's talking about when he was with Tom Woods.
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They went to an elementary school and he started jerking off.
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He was, uh, he was the second, second, uh, gunman or whatever.
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No one knows, but before the cop came, Tom ran off.
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It's like Columbine, but they're so old, they're shooting blanks.
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This time it wasn't anybody's brains going all over the place.
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It is weird though to get busted for jerking off.
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Like, I don't, I can't even imagine the time in my life where I jerk off in the parking lot.
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Like where, like if I was going to, if I was going to jerk off in a parking lot, I damn
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And then the cop just knocks on the door and you're like,
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But wait a minute though, unless you're like homeless or something, but even then, like
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why would you jerk off in a parking lot, like in like a public space, unless there's like
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that thrill that you might get caught and you're trying not to get caught.
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Well, I guess homeless or don't, like maybe there's something there, but I'll speak from
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I used to exclusively have sex in parking lots.
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Not because I, probably because you were sleeping with your wife when she was underage, huh?
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It's still like, it's still like a nuance to it.
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You probably got to watch like times of the day, you know, you're fucking where you're
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There's nothing cool about jerking off, you know?
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It's just parking lots are very, because they are usually secluded.
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Nobody really cares about like, they don't look at other people in their cars.
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They just want to continue walking to where their destination is.
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So I look at every car, especially ones with the steam windows.
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Or like, if there's a band, it's rocking, you know, what's going on in there.
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I mean, I was about to get myself jerked off, but, uh, this is like in high school.
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I remember was making out in some like park with some chick and she was like a big titty
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The only reason I was even pursuing her is just cause her titties were just like ridiculous.
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That would be around the same time as Tom the rebound.
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But yeah, and I remember we were going at it so hard that the cops ended up coming in.
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Like we didn't, like, we didn't ever get past like to where we were actually doing
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Then after that, she was so thrown off that like, even like later in the night, we went
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It was still like not happening because she was probably freaked out by that.
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You almost like, you fucked up like some like magical titties.
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I just thought it was funny that I was that retarded.
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That was the moment that Jose became an anarchist.
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He's just like, I just now I'm like, if I was to go back in time, I feel like I would
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Like, but I guess here I had to balance the fact I had to be somewhere that was like non-threatening
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for the woman to be like, if I took her to some dark fucking alley, she'd feel really
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I think the creepiest place I've ever jerked off was in a, uh, in like public bathrooms.
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Like, I don't think I've ever done it in public.
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That wasn't the question, but thanks for offering.
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I just, I just, I just want the secretarians to know like what, what, how perfect I am.
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Communism leads to just, yeah, a bunch of dudes just jerking off into a
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Dude, I've jerked off important parties in the Middle East.
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I don't give a shit, but like, but I know something is just like a bridge too far, like
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in a public place in a civilized country in a fucking parking lot.
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If you're, if you're in fucking Uganda, jerk off wherever you want.
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This is Nikki, by the way, the one Brandon pulled off.
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But she said, I guess they were rearing their dirty laundry.
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Now, like, is it acceptable if you jerk off in a parking lot, if you don't get caught?
00:28:22.460
Like, I mean, maybe I'm just like a clean cut, which I don't think that's me.
00:28:26.060
And I'm not someone who would jerk off in a parking lot ever, but it's definitely way
00:28:30.120
We're talking about jerking off in a Macy's parking lot.
00:28:33.240
Nikki, tell Brandon that I'm sorry I had to block him.
00:28:46.380
He's talked at length about why and his whole block policy.
00:28:57.340
Well, it's because, like, if I block you and then you start.
00:29:00.940
If I block you and then you start nagging about it, all you're doing is reaffirming my suspicions
00:29:06.540
But now, if you do come to me and you're like, I'm sorry, or, like, through a third person
00:29:11.700
He's like, hey, I don't get why he's mad at me.
00:29:18.620
If I unblock Brandon, he's so funny, he's going to drag me in a really funny way.
00:29:25.220
I have to not be able to see it, at least, because then he won't have the incentive.
00:29:29.700
Yeah, I was going to say, unblock him and mute him.
00:29:36.340
You unmute him for a couple days and then you come back on.
00:29:51.180
Yeah, Kokesh was going after Dave Smith, I think, yesterday, and then he was going after
00:30:04.120
I mean, he was dragging him, I think, because clearly his real gripe is with Michael Heiss.
00:30:10.540
And yeah, as far as I can tell, it's because he got kicked out of a Facebook group.
00:30:16.840
That's all it takes for you to question the entire organization because he got kicked out
00:30:22.280
Well, I think Cole got kicked out of the Mises Discord and he had put out a hit on Michael
00:30:30.980
He made some comment that Dave is palatable to the mainstream.
00:30:45.400
Like, so far as like Dave or anybody else is related, like...
00:30:48.540
No, it's still kind of a shot at Dave to say that he's palatable to the mainstream in
00:31:00.560
A vast majority of people do, you fucking weirdo.
00:31:03.140
I mean, I don't think the corporate mainstream likes him, but the actual real mainstream.
00:31:07.900
But when people say mainstream, they usually mean corporate.
00:31:13.700
He made some comment about being un-Libertarian or not supporting Libertarian values or some
00:31:20.340
Well, I mean, I obviously have my critiques about the political action portion.
00:31:23.120
I've nothing about anything, in my opinion, about him is un-Libertarian or un-principled.
00:31:29.840
It's litmus test, like, entryism nonsense, in my opinion.
00:31:33.800
And then when I think we got pushed, it was kind of like, well, he's not advocating for
00:31:38.400
And it's like, he sounds as unhinged as, like, the crypto people.
00:31:41.100
Like, well, when's the last time you talked about Bitcoin?
00:31:47.540
If you're not pushing Bitcoin in every episode, you don't believe in human liberty.
00:31:55.000
Yeah, even though he's explicitly said that he just doesn't talk about it because he doesn't
00:32:08.280
And there's how many fucking Bitcoin podcasts exist?
00:32:11.580
I mean, in retrospect, he never should have caved an inch to the Bitcoin faggots.
00:32:15.480
Yeah, he should just, like, pretend like it didn't exist until Bitcoin's like a million
00:32:21.960
He should have done an episode on why crypto is terrible.
00:32:25.020
It just, he goes, no, he just has on, what is it, um, is it not Adam, I keep thinking
00:32:37.580
The whole episode of why fucking Bitcoin is legit.
00:32:41.220
But then, like, sneak in somewhere else, be like, I don't actually mean it.
00:32:49.440
Well, he just comes on Tower Gang and he says he doesn't mean it, but no one watches
00:32:53.980
I just have, he just has on Peter Schiff the entire time.
00:33:00.320
I don't even know if I should bring this on screen.
00:33:04.380
We get so many more super chats when we go live than I do.
00:33:11.580
I know I have money, so you think I don't need it, but I want to fucking market my show
00:33:16.640
I don't want to use my fucking retirement fund for that.
00:33:28.420
You want to bring up that graphic and we'll get going?
00:33:35.040
Yeah, well, I actually woke up on my birthday to miss Spender.
00:33:43.360
That way you can play like a little violin or some shit.
00:33:48.000
And Jose basically said that they made it sound like my entire account was based on hate.
00:33:53.640
Yeah, because they had that weird little blip that was like, because you sent the thing to us and it was like.
00:33:59.300
I appealed and that was the email they sent me after that.
00:34:01.640
Yeah, they were like, nope, you're not getting it back and you'll never get it back.
00:34:05.920
Well, this is what's interesting about the slippery slope of hate speech is like, because I've looked at your account for years.
00:34:11.860
And honestly, the only hate I've ever sensed was coming from myself in that I hated your account and I hated your feed.
00:34:18.020
And now that's enough for them to perma ban you?
00:34:22.620
Anything that I said recently that could have done it, like, I called myself retarded within, like, the final week that I had the account.
00:34:30.860
They banned you to prevent self-loathing, which is kind of nice.
00:34:34.600
I said Asian women must be stopped at one point.
00:34:38.720
Because I saw three Asian women simultaneously all masking their, like, infant children on the train all around me at the same time.
00:34:48.520
And I was about to, like, do something about that.
00:34:50.040
Are you getting mad at them because they're trying to stop Asian women?
00:34:54.640
By actually putting masks and killing their own children.
00:34:56.800
They're stopping Asian women from future Asian women.
00:35:04.180
There is no more based, like, demographic than Asian women.
00:35:15.580
The mayor of Boston is an Asian woman, and she's outright racist against white people.
00:35:22.480
Like, because if you think about, like, especially, like, Asian women always end up with Asian men or, like, redneck white dudes or, like, rich white dudes, like, tech white dudes.
00:35:34.740
Or, like, you know, because especially you think of people in the war and shit.
00:35:39.240
I got to say, Asian women only pair up with, like, Alpha.
00:35:42.900
But, like, it could be modern Alpha, too, where it's, like, some tech guru dude.
00:35:49.360
Literally, after all this talk, Ashton's about to log into Clint's account and block every Asian woman on his account.
00:35:56.780
And be like, I am not going to let, like, the way he's talking about them right now.
00:36:04.420
Myself, me calling myself retarded is offensive to retards, yes.
00:36:15.180
I think it is true that he was, and I'm not going to hold him directly accountable because there's a chance that the company that he was working with was actually the fraudulent end of this.
00:36:27.220
But I saw images of silver that were, it says 99.9% pure silver.
00:36:38.680
And I'm telling you, like, if you are, if you're in this niche thing, like, you cannot be shilling products.
00:36:47.840
Especially, like, like, hedges against inflation that end up to be Fugazi.
00:37:08.500
He's, uh, it's like, uh, it's what they talk about in California.
00:37:13.440
Whether if you have a fake, if you have a fake Rolex, it's a Fugazi.
00:37:16.380
Like, I mean, if you put two and two and two together, I mean, Clint with his age and it
00:37:20.860
being a wigger, the, uh, the niggers of his age were the fucking Italians.
00:37:25.520
So, you know, I mean, I am Italian, but I only know of Fugazi and, uh, or Fugazi and
00:37:34.680
So, well, are you talking about the band Fugazi?
00:37:51.860
Fugazi is a fucking Italian term for a fraudulent product.
00:37:55.520
It's like if you have fake Gucci, if you have a fake Rolex.
00:38:21.420
Silver, silver is one of the most pushed, fraudulent products.
00:38:25.660
Like, in Mexico, I remember I used to go on cruises because I'm, you know, middle class
00:38:31.800
And I would get off at every stop and they would be selling silver chains.
00:38:34.840
And when I was in high school, silver chains were all the rage.
00:38:44.380
So I just, I'm like rocking like eight silver chains when I get back to school on Monday.
00:38:48.260
And then, and then on Tuesday they start to turn black.
00:38:52.900
And eight of them weigh what one actual silver chain should weigh.
00:38:56.680
And that's where my Italian stepdad comes in and he says, oh, you bought some Bugazi silver.
00:39:13.760
The more I find out about this guy, though, the wilder it is.
00:39:16.720
Like, I didn't ever knew much about Kokash, but I, I mean, I don't know the validity of this,
00:39:23.680
Did you already mention the hiring a thug to harass his critics because it was costing him donations?
00:39:30.080
What's crazy is like, like kind of like Jose said, there's so much shit in the past that
00:39:35.020
I'm guessing like older libertarians than me, people like Nikki was talking about it and
00:39:38.960
Travis and they were like, they remember him from back in like Liberty Facebook days,
00:39:48.200
And they were just like, yeah, he would do like, he had like did this and this and there
00:39:53.640
Like they talked about like the jerking off thing.
00:39:56.440
It's just, I was like, I have no idea who this is, but he apparently went fucking wild
00:40:02.320
Like he was, was he like the first like libertarian, like internet micro celebrity?
00:40:08.660
Was that like, was he dude, he thought, he thought, was he like the first, uh, libertarian
00:40:17.060
I don't think he would be the first, but he was the first.
00:40:21.260
Well, for like a young person, he might've been one of the first cause he was young back
00:40:25.500
I'm saying like, who was the first one that was like the internet micro celebrity?
00:40:30.500
I wasn't fucking looking for this shit back then.
00:40:35.400
I can't think of anyone who would fit that title because for a second, I was like, yeah,
00:40:38.820
there've been other celebrities before that, but I'm like, an e-celebrity is something like
00:40:46.400
It's not like calling Tom Woods when he boomed, he wouldn't be an e-celebrity, you know?
00:40:51.420
Like, I mean, it's really e-celebrities have only existed for like 15 years.
00:40:55.020
So it's not that, it's not that long of a window.
00:40:58.960
I mean, maybe he was like the first big libertarian one that makes sense.
00:41:01.520
And he kind of boomed to popularity cause he was kind of ahead of his time in that way.
00:41:06.940
I personally, that what I'm seeing in all this is a guy who's, who's kind of lost his
00:41:12.480
luster because of some of the fugazi shit that he was slanging and stuff like that.
00:41:16.460
Like everybody in that one group chat was talking about, um, how he's basically burnt his audience
00:41:28.580
Um, I don't know what the merit is to all this, but if you have, if you, if you were
00:41:32.860
kind of the first internet micro celebrity libertarian dude, and now, now Dave is, is
00:41:38.040
that like the, the top of the heap kind of thing, then I think that's what this is really
00:41:44.040
I don't know that this, this expanded it a whole lot more.
00:41:50.940
You know, he is that, that gives you something to think about because you maybe, maybe step
00:41:58.240
Like, I mean, I mean, yeah, he's been convincing through the years, but like how well have they
00:42:04.500
So, I mean, I, I, I mean, I would say Kokesh would be more likely for a saboteur than Dave.
00:42:13.860
I gotta say, I gotta say Kokesh is walking that fine line where you're like, are you, are
00:42:18.120
you a paid op or are you totally mentally unstable?
00:42:22.560
The worse it gets, the more, the more I'm convinced of that.
00:42:27.180
That or, the, or that or the LPMC is extremely corrupt and he's a paid fucking, uh, he's paid
00:42:33.920
opposition to make them look better because it's insane.
00:42:36.360
I think, I do think this is all some type of weird Jewish ploy to sell, uh, Tom Wood's
00:42:49.940
I just thought you were going to go the fake silver route again.
00:42:57.340
All right, we gotta get on the April, the April showers.
00:43:01.340
So, uh, we definitely got to get going on that.
00:43:06.440
What we're going to do is we're going to start filling the brackets right now.
00:43:10.320
Uh, obviously we'll have a little talk, talky talk about the different ones as we
00:43:13.960
We dropped a thread asking for you guys' suggestions.
00:43:17.400
Uh, I said, April Zyklon showers are coming this Wednesday and we want your suggestions.
00:43:20.820
Name your favorite ethnic groups, real or fictional, who you'd like to see hit the showers.
00:43:26.120
Uh, and so probably the wrong term there, but yeah, whatever.
00:43:30.360
I think I, I think I put something in the quote, Keith.
00:43:32.480
It's like kind of whatever you like, just group in general.
00:43:35.200
Uh, and so we're starting, uh, Escalator Standers is the first one that pops up in there.
00:43:42.780
That was actually from a previous thing when we talked to Reed about it.
00:43:45.740
So there's that, type that bitch in one of them.
00:43:51.600
Well, I said in the group chat today, he's basically like our Dave, like what, he's like
00:43:59.620
He doesn't, he's, his heart's not in it anymore, but we keep him around.
00:44:08.740
Escalator Standards, Pizza Folders, which I don't know why you chose.
00:44:14.080
I know this is you that made the post toad, the pizza folders.
00:44:16.880
Yeah, it's because, it's because that came up on one of our previous episodes.
00:44:19.840
How does pizza folding fucking justify genocide?
00:44:28.520
I think, I think it was, uh, Top Lobster who made, uh, this bracket graphic, by the way.
00:44:34.500
I think, because he is a New Yorker, I think he was offended by the folding pizza.
00:44:43.020
You go, you go knife in a fork like a fucking Fugazi cunt?
00:44:46.080
No, you just eat it like a regular fucking pizza.
00:44:49.340
If it's too big, it'll fucking flippy floppy, sir.
00:44:52.000
Sometimes you have those ones that are, like, really thin and greasy, but they're, and they're
00:44:55.460
already floppy, and you can't, and you can't hold it because it'll fall down type deal,
00:44:59.620
so you gotta, you gotta fold it to be able to get on it.
00:45:04.100
I think you're talking about legitimately folding it, like, where they're literally parallel
00:45:09.260
Well, if you fold it entirely, you're a fucking weirdo.
00:45:14.060
People make a fucking paper airplane instead of pizzas?
00:45:15.860
I think, when I think of, like, when I think of really bad pizza folders, I don't think
00:45:24.780
of people that, okay, just have, make it a U shape.
00:45:26.800
I'm talking about legitimately parallel all the way, like, a fucking...
00:45:31.280
You're probably, you're like, you're probably a pedophile if you do that.
00:45:34.380
Yeah, there's some, you're somehow mentally unstable if you do that shit.
00:45:43.420
No, like, I mean, I think we have to decide on what we're throwing in here.
00:45:47.180
We'll pop them in as we go, and then once they get filled up, then whatever other ones
00:45:51.600
That makes no sense because the seeding matters.
00:45:56.640
You guys are making this way more difficult than it needs to be.
00:46:03.260
So, Escalator Standards, I assume, is going in here in some way.
00:46:12.400
I don't know what the list consists of, so that would be much better if we could have
00:46:20.240
You guys are overthinking the fuck out of this, you fucking sports nerds.
00:46:25.040
That's the whole bit is that we overthink this.
00:46:29.880
There's your Escalator Standards in a seventh seed, all right?
00:46:40.820
We appreciate you making the graphic, but we're not going to put your selection.
00:46:43.760
Well, by the way, Escalator Standards, that can go multiple ways, by the way, because,
00:46:48.380
I mean, we can discuss it more during their matchup, but it could be, like, fat people
00:46:51.560
that block the entire Escalator and don't move.
00:46:54.920
But that's a fat person, which is going to be its own category, is it not?
00:47:03.080
Yeah, I'm telling you, I think as we get further along in the brackets and we have more time
00:47:07.100
to devote to, like, more narrowed down, where it's just, like, one or two per episode or
00:47:11.040
whatever, that's when we've got to start bringing in, like, video evidence and shit, like, almost
00:47:17.020
So, like, funny fat people videos, for example.
00:47:24.680
It's going to be really bizarre arguing for the genocide of kangaroos, but something about
00:47:29.100
I know it's, like, kind of childish and goofy, but something is funny about trying to find
00:47:47.360
If all of them got genocided right now, I wouldn't shed a tear.
00:47:50.180
I thought this was supposed to be human beings.
00:48:05.600
You're saying we're not genociding animals, but usually that's how they refer to the classes
00:48:13.500
We're going to put roaches on here somewhere, by which I mean the homeless.
00:48:21.820
Oh my god, roaches would be great, but it's like a place term that can mean multiple different
00:48:26.800
It could be like Joe Biden's version of roaches.
00:48:30.860
You could get really creative with the argumentation, because you can just play.
00:48:34.620
You can be arguing like black people one moment, Italians the next.
00:48:45.220
Although I actually already have prepared in my head a very good argument for not the
00:48:52.780
genocide of Jews, and I think I'll win, honestly.
00:48:58.060
I think as a libertarian who loves so many Jewish people, men particularly, because obviously
00:49:22.740
Obviously, obviously, Cole disagrees, so Cole, make your argument for why Jews should be
00:49:27.120
Actually, I mean, I feel like they should be a three seed.
00:49:36.300
That's one of the least people you want to genocide?
00:49:42.640
Half the funniness of the joking about the Jews being genocide is that we really don't mean
00:49:51.820
Now I'm starting to think you genuinely don't like Jews.
00:50:04.460
That's why they're going to be in one of these middle seeds.
00:50:09.220
I mean, if you do think of prominent Jews, that's actually a very good point.
00:50:14.620
If you're just making the utilitarian, like, how many good Jews to bad Jews.
00:50:18.620
Like, just from, like, the ones that are prominent that we know of.
00:50:21.340
If you listen them off, it would be, like, the good ones would be really good shining
00:50:25.240
examples, but the bad ones are also really bad, too.
00:50:28.520
But it's like, you can think of, like, three Mao Zedong's equivalents of Jews to, like,
00:50:37.940
If you're someone, your buddy, you know, down the street, that's a different story, you know?
00:50:40.460
I don't know any Jews that are fucking Mao level in terms of body count.
00:51:02.760
I would – I actually, like, was thinking they'd get booted out, like, pretty early.
00:51:06.680
So, I don't even know how the seed things works, but I'm assuming the higher the seed,
00:51:13.140
Because I don't see them being that competitive.
00:51:14.800
Like, I could easily – like, yeah, we're joking now, but, like –
00:51:18.120
I want Jose to explain how he thinks brackets work.
00:51:23.580
I mean, I understand how they work, but I don't get why you care the seeds.
00:51:28.580
Because you want the best people to be at the end.
00:51:31.900
If you put, like, Jews versus blacks in the first round, it's a disaster.
00:51:36.700
That's why Jews at eight is very bad because, you know, that's not going to work.
00:51:49.860
All right, so, give us the other options, please.
00:52:00.960
So, I was going to say, I think white women have to be on here somewhere.
00:52:05.540
White women is a number – oh, God, there's too many number ones.
00:52:14.660
People that say white women must be stopped, number one.
00:52:23.660
Daniel did say libertarian podcasters need to be in the bracket.
00:52:31.520
Is that really, like, a valid one we're going to put out of our 16 options?
00:52:35.520
Like, how much funny can you really squeeze out of that?
00:52:43.360
For the re, we should probably have fegretarians be a seed.
00:52:55.720
Let's put them as an 8 seed just to offend them even more.
00:53:01.280
Should we just – we refer them as fegretarians?
00:53:17.620
That's going to be – see, whenever Reed comes on and talks about this, if he ever does,
00:53:24.700
I love that we're pretending that Reed's going to come on and talk about anything.
00:53:27.240
He'll pop on for the Robbie episode for the plugs.
00:53:32.040
Oh, by the way, we have Robbie on next week, which if you watched our last episode, I think
00:53:36.860
we may have jumped the bag in the announcement, maybe.
00:53:39.460
But you'll understand why we're having Robbie on, and it'll become even more clear.
00:53:42.840
By the way, I was on Run Your Mouth this morning.
00:53:49.200
Because I feel like we jumped the gun on announcing.
00:53:51.480
No, I didn't announce because he was still like – I got to iron out details, blah,
00:53:59.840
Reed had Ron Paul on, and then Clint went on Run Your Mouth.
00:54:03.660
If Reed wants to plug, you should show up, all right, Cole?
00:54:09.860
There's another couple of good ones in the replies.
00:54:12.200
People who say sports ball, which is basically Jose.
00:54:15.540
Well, we have to put people who talk during movies in here because it can be –
00:54:24.540
Like, we can go so hard with that classification but never refer to them as black as N-word.
00:54:30.320
We can take the most hated shit and get away with it.
00:54:34.900
We're just not going to put black people on this list, and it's going to confuse the fuck out of people.
00:54:38.820
But we're going to put people that talk in the movie theaters.
00:54:49.200
But every 16, one is just a stereotype of black people.
00:54:54.080
People that wear their shorts too low and their underwear is showing all the time.
00:55:14.700
I still can't believe I'm the only person that knows what Fugazi is.
00:55:47.200
Like if you weren't at home, like, I mean, you're pretty much the inferior version of
00:55:55.180
Unless you're like a teacher or daycare or something that's already inherently like
00:56:02.220
And even then, if a man took his time and put his mind to it, he'd probably do better
00:56:10.940
And then whoever wins this bracket, we should have them go up against straight white men
00:56:14.480
and just have an excuse to just talk about how great we are.
00:56:26.060
Where instead of who we genocide, who's the master race?
00:56:28.760
That'll be great doing the white people, straight white people.
00:56:30.880
Adam said if kangaroos don't make the list, I'll be livid.
00:56:46.080
Wait, so you're going to genocide and not convince yourself that this class of being is an animal
00:56:53.820
Chris, the parents who put a leash on their kids while in public, those people do need to
00:57:10.000
I mean, that's like if we put pedophiles in there.
00:57:13.740
That's like having, like, I don't know, a Street Fighter tournament and then throwing
00:57:21.620
I love fucking one of our favorite fans, P-Nord, said Haitians.
00:57:34.520
That's covered under people who talk loud in theaters, so we're good there.
00:57:40.760
The sweat rug is 13 in brackets, responsible for 90% of eliminated.
00:57:50.460
Hey, also for the re, we have to include trans people, don't we?
00:58:20.060
Traps might be, it's the ones that you think are women.
00:58:29.960
I think traps would be, it's the best, yeah, traps.
00:58:38.700
That, like, narrows down where you can go with it.
00:58:51.300
They have to be a three if you want to do that.
00:58:59.640
Put pedophiles, and then in parentheses, put Tom Woods.
00:59:14.560
There's a 40% chance that one's going to take itself out.
00:59:18.180
We don't know who they're up against yet, but...
00:59:20.520
Top came in, heard that Tom Woods joke, and was like, fuck it, I'm out of here.
00:59:32.420
Well, he still can fill out like nine of these, so...
00:59:41.140
Although, I feel like I can make an argument for that.
00:59:45.040
Clint sits on the same side with Ashton in this little packet.
00:59:55.080
I like being able to see the person I'm eating with so we can have a conversation.
00:59:58.480
If you're being lovey-dovey, if it's more of like a light meal type thing, not a full-on...
01:00:05.360
You might want to cuddle if it's one of those type of nights.
01:00:10.740
We should put Hoppians versus Trannies just because...
01:00:20.800
I have a hard time making good arguments for that, except for...
01:00:25.440
They would be like, this is just y'all being Hoppian and getting us out of the world community.
01:00:30.340
Yeah, they would be like, I can't really say anything here.
01:00:35.280
Which is why they need to be genocided, fucking weirdos.
01:01:16.840
I feel like most furries probably are, like, really high class, like, the weather controlling type Jews.
01:01:22.860
Like, it's their only outlet in humanity as a furry.
01:01:26.260
They have to cover their face because it's some bigwig that works at fucking Blackwater or some shit in the fucking HR department.
01:01:37.100
I feel like furries are the, like, affluent pedophiles.
01:01:45.180
Like, I'm going to fuck kids, but you can't see my face.
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Like, a politician is, like, the affluent pedophile.
01:02:15.340
People who buy lottery tickets in front of you at the gas station, which Clint has no idea what that means because he's never bought a lottery ticket before.
01:02:24.220
Well, they take forever because they have to figure out what all the numbers are going to be.
01:02:29.220
You mean those motherfuckers who stand, like, right outside the entrance and being, like, almost like they're trying to make it, like, an event that everyone else nearby has to, like, witness?
01:02:37.460
Almost like you're being sucked into it with them.
01:02:50.680
I would like to have homeless people be like a –
01:02:58.920
Maybe not – maybe put in – I think we need to narrow it down because some homeless people are fine.
01:03:08.900
I was about to say loud homeless people, but you covered it.
01:03:38.800
So my first job I ever had, I was working in a pharmacy.
01:03:41.160
I was just a guy, like, they would have me fill prescriptions and shit,
01:03:43.940
but I was, like, just a guy, like, going in the back end and stuff.
01:03:46.660
And this lady, LaWanda, I probably told you this shit.
01:03:49.540
She comes up to me, and she goes, please, I need it.
01:03:53.980
Please, gives me the whole sob story, like, sad face.
01:03:58.560
I gave her the dollar, and I'm making, like, $6 an hour at this time.
01:04:01.840
She takes it, turns around, goes to the lotto lady that, like, works right next to me
01:04:06.400
and plays a scratch-off card right in front of me.
01:04:10.740
That was the last time I ever gave anything to homeless people.
01:04:17.180
She scratched it off, and she had, like, an attitude when she walked away.
01:04:25.960
Yeah, well, she's still in the projects or dead.
01:04:28.900
Honestly, like, if we're, yeah, I mean, we could parse the homeless into a bunch of different
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categories, because, like, I personally would like to genocide just people that buy scratch-offs.
01:04:39.300
Like, I think it's such a reprehensible habit, but we'll just stick with homeless people.
01:04:50.760
That's brilliant, because it forces us to have the Dave Smith argument, which is going
01:04:59.600
And, like, there's going to be someone like me that has a great third position, because
01:05:08.220
Toad, I'm sending something in the group chat, because I have another story that you
01:05:11.700
guys need to, I never told you this story, so you can just pull this up on the screen,
01:05:17.240
I'm doxing my old address, which was never even my address, so.
01:05:20.760
But just, when you get that, pull that up on the screen, because this is, this kind of
01:05:33.060
People that talk in the bathroom, public bathroom, that just, like, talk to you.
01:05:39.160
Guys that talk to you, well, that's just homosexuals.
01:05:40.940
I was going to say, guys that talk to you while you're peeing is so fucking strange, and
01:05:57.080
I'll fuck with homies like that, but not people I don't know.
01:06:01.480
They're like, so, you know, what's a good band out there?
01:06:09.000
Dude, I once had a guy, because I had just done a karaoke performance, and I was taking
01:06:14.740
a piss, and I had a guy who was wasted put his arm around me while I was pissing, being
01:06:23.740
Don't you hate when you're mistaken for somebody else's note?
01:06:31.760
I'll just pull it up, and I'll explain it, because this really does parlay into whatever
01:06:37.900
I also have a story about talking in the bathroom.
01:06:41.720
I was at a movie theater, and I just got done watching.
01:06:46.700
I think we just watched the, like, episode seven or eight.
01:06:49.820
And I get out, and, you know, you have to go take a huge piss after you watch a movie.
01:06:55.300
We're taking a piss, and we get done, go to wash the hands, which I only do when people
01:07:01.640
So, like, I only do it whenever I'm, you know, peer pressured into it.
01:07:06.880
So I go up there, and go to, like, it was the automatic ones, those bullshit ones.
01:07:11.800
So I run my hand under like that, you know, and it doesn't start.
01:07:22.920
We look at each other, and without talking, he just goes, shh, and we walk out together.
01:07:35.760
That's also how you get buttfucked in the bathroom.
01:07:38.420
What about those people where you have, like, a bathroom where you have, like, 20 urinals,
01:07:45.560
and you're pissing one way over to the end, and the one other guy comes in.
01:07:50.100
And all the other urinals are available when he pisses in the one right next to you.
01:08:06.680
I don't know why everybody's touching their dick when they're peeing.
01:08:17.500
People are like, oh, aren't you going to wash your hands?
01:08:28.060
Why is my dick so dirty that I need to wash my hands?
01:08:32.320
Everyone knows that your fucking dick is cleaner than your hands.
01:08:38.300
It's literally been in two layers of clothing all day.
01:09:01.120
Do you want to bring up the picture that you sent?
01:09:09.800
And this address, her address, don't worry about it.
01:09:12.760
So, Clint's idea of genociding people that do scratch-offs, right?
01:09:17.860
So, it was like three days before I'm moving to Florida.
01:09:22.800
And my wife is like, she's like, who the fuck is Jewel Santana?
01:09:26.900
And I'm like, immediately I'm laughing because I'm like, he's a rapper from like the 2000s or the 90s or something.
01:09:32.240
She's like, well, we just got a letter from somebody named Lavishay Keontae Keir Robbins, okay?
01:09:42.580
Sent it to the address that I was living at in Brooklyn.
01:09:51.000
So, now me and my wife are like, should we open it?
01:10:00.940
We brought it to my parents' house because my dad was like a postal worker.
01:10:13.360
That's why I sent you the picture so you could see that this is all legit.
01:10:24.080
In case you were questioning the race of this person.
01:10:53.580
That's a British way of spelling focus, I guess.
01:11:13.760
So, on the drive down to Florida from New York, I fucking cashed out.
01:11:21.540
This is just one of the strangest things that's ever happened to me.
01:11:26.100
I feel like any day now, I'm going to get an envelope from Adam Kokesh that consists of the exact same thing.
01:12:00.820
She sends it out to Jewel Santana like he's Santa Claus.
01:12:21.880
I don't think we got pedophiles or progressives yet.
01:12:33.840
Well, I was going to say rootless cause of pollen and sale, but we already have Jews.
01:12:41.700
Someone said people repost social media giveaways.
01:12:47.500
Pretty sure Dave just retreated one, like, yesterday.
01:12:59.840
There was some dude a while ago that was, like, giving away, like, Rothbard shit and stuff.
01:13:25.480
Midwits is pretty good because they're just fucking annoying.
01:13:34.700
I feel like Midwits against Movie Talkers is going to be a pretty good one.
01:13:39.280
Yeah, they're kind of almost one of the same, really.
01:13:42.780
The Movie Talkers are on the lower level of Midwits.
01:13:47.380
Like, they're out to hit anyone who's ever said about black people.
01:13:53.880
So, I'm guessing the Movie Talkers is that section?
01:13:59.200
If you're not necessarily tied to them being black, we can say the most heinous shit and
01:14:12.780
13% of the population talks in 56% of the movies.
01:14:39.300
Well, once we get to the championship match-up here, there is going to be a final solution.
01:15:18.300
Boomers is actually, unironically, not a bad one, though.
01:15:21.800
You know, that could make a good argument for boomers.
01:15:23.980
I think boomers should be a four or five seed on the right side.
01:15:27.700
See, I think boomers is encapsulated in midwits.
01:15:38.120
Yeah, but they're still boomer-ish, if that makes sense.
01:15:41.980
Like, you're really fucking smart, but good God, your worldview is retarded.
01:15:54.320
People that wear Letterman jackets after senior, like, junior year of high school.
01:16:00.160
No, it's still acceptable all through high school.
01:16:03.320
Letterman jackets are acceptable all through high school.
01:16:08.680
After high school, dude, you're a real fucking faggot.
01:16:14.680
Oh, you had a class ring and a Letterman jacket that you're talking about?
01:16:18.300
I'm saying, once you graduate, if you rock that ring,
01:16:20.380
like, you might as well just sign up for welfare right away.
01:16:26.340
What if it was a music department in Letterman jacket where you had Toad on it,
01:16:37.480
It'd be kind of dope if we had Top Lobster Letterman jackets.
01:16:53.260
I'm mostly just saying welfare queen because I got stuck behind one in line today,
01:17:03.480
And then I see she has her shit partitioned in three different lines,
01:17:34.560
Although, I normally associate that with, like, male black dudes.
01:17:37.920
I don't feel like black women talk as much in movies.
01:17:41.380
Maybe we should just say, instead of welfare queen,
01:17:56.900
I was going there, and what I was going to say was,
01:17:59.620
people that speak different languages in public.
01:18:23.120
Non-English speakers is definitely a four right there.
01:18:53.060
what good do I have for someone who doesn't speak English?
01:18:55.300
I mean, aside from maybe certain aspects of production of goods I use.
01:18:59.060
I hooked up with a girl in Germany that didn't speak English,
01:19:09.840
I mean, if you can pull posts that you can't even talk to without paying for it,
01:19:34.680
Like, what are you making a genocide of babies?
01:19:52.260
and we're just, like, got to put some shit at the end.
01:20:09.420
I feel like that's something Clint would have done
01:20:22.240
People that drive slow in the left lane or drive the slow.
01:20:33.920
I think I don't know if it was before we started recording.
01:20:36.520
Because there's a good argument that no one really wants to realize there.
01:20:42.140
Yo, put disabled people versus non-English speakers.
01:20:51.120
Like I said in the group chat, and I don't give a shit if I spoil it.
01:20:54.080
We have to have disabled people win and then get Crip Daddy back on
01:20:57.840
and have him give like a 30-minute speech accepting the award.
01:21:02.400
Dude, even if it gets to one of the later ones,
01:21:06.960
it would actually be good to hit up Crip to get him to come on
01:21:21.220
A lot of people might not get this joke, but this is pretty funny to me.
01:21:54.400
Yeah, short people would be the way to go for that because it's just funnier.
01:22:14.600
Like, it's more like hacking material for that.
01:22:16.660
I just think it's hilarious that we have furries versus Jews.
01:22:22.220
Which is hard because I already in my head was like, Jews are going to be like, get taken
01:22:40.220
There's been a lot more room in my community lately.
01:22:41.900
And it's like a cult's taking over or something, you know?
01:22:46.820
It's like when you see movies where you start slowly seeing.
01:22:50.880
I'm trying to think of a specific movie I had in mind where you start seeing more of
01:22:53.400
the weird, creepy, like cult looking people in the grocery store.
01:22:58.420
And then you realize, oh my God, I'm like in a cult town.
01:23:00.720
Like, that's what I feel like I'm in right now.
01:23:08.420
I think an eight seed would be Mormons, honestly.
01:23:22.220
Someone said incels, which incels would be really funny against white women.
01:23:26.660
Dude, Scientologists is actually really good now that I think about it.
01:23:29.440
Because they're almost like the Jew thing going on where they're all elites.
01:23:32.960
Incels versus white women is kind of perfect because they want to fuck them so bad.
01:23:40.900
On the real though, if we have a weak one in here, I think we really should consider Scientologists
01:23:44.780
because I think there's a lot of material to work with there.
01:23:48.260
Like, they're almost like a new age Jew is what they are because they are like, a lot
01:23:54.380
of them are like elites and like running, like kind of running shit.
01:24:00.900
Can you imagine if we got to wear Jews in them at the end?
01:24:05.100
By the way, I would say furries and Jews, but it's the same thing.
01:24:08.460
This is just, this is, if we wanted to, this could just be the top half of the bracket.
01:24:13.560
There's still going to be another bottom half of the bracket.
01:24:24.520
Like, I mean, if you guys see any weak ones that you want to swap out, like, I mean, so
01:24:30.880
We're going to have to do it pretty quickly because I think the first round, we're going
01:24:34.340
to go through most of it next episode with Robbie the Fire.
01:24:39.260
Jews and Furries has to be one of the ones that Robbie the Fire is on for us.
01:24:50.200
For the final solution round, we should invite Spike Cohen back on.
01:24:55.360
And I should, I should, I should put a tights in here.
01:25:04.700
Like, if we, like, say if we did actually get Adam on, like, really, instead of going
01:25:09.740
into all the gay drama shit right off the bat, we should legit just start off with April's
01:25:14.480
Dude, we should have him on and then have him have to defend whether or not he falls into
01:25:29.980
Hey, we should invite the, we should invite the figatarians on for the, for the, uh, the
01:25:41.800
Archie Flowers would come on and he'd just sit there silently.
01:25:55.600
We should 100% try to get Rodsep on one of these.
01:25:59.340
Cause he did like, we talked, this would be the way to do it.
01:26:07.080
For those that don't know, Rodsep's running for chair of the libertarian party.
01:26:20.420
If you start out with this bit from the get go, like either he rolls with it, gets weird.
01:26:25.420
If he gets weird, you'd be like, dude, you can fucking leave.
01:26:28.740
We just be like, can we, welcome to the show, Eric Rodsep.
01:26:43.420
I just, I think that that would be a very, that's fine.
01:27:02.700
All the hate, all the hate for Clint and Reed is really just because they didn't go the approved path.
01:27:13.020
I want to, I want to, I want to pitch people that have big dicks because I just want to get rid of them.
01:27:24.100
Once again, that's, yeah, that's just black people.
01:27:26.040
The dudes with big dicks fall into the disabled category or the movie talkers.
01:27:30.520
If you're a Jew and you still have a big dick after being circumcised, it's pretty impressive.
01:27:42.160
I just don't even think you know what a penis is.
01:27:53.720
Every time I come on here, I'm like just stunned.
01:27:55.660
Anytime he talks about sexual anatomy, I become more convinced that he's an alien from.
01:28:00.200
Dude, he's just Steve Carell from 40-Year-Old Virgin.
01:28:12.100
But he also doesn't know what his own physiology amounts to.
01:28:16.740
The more I think about it, the more I agree with this.
01:28:48.300
Like where there's a fine line between incel and vol sale.
01:29:00.400
It would be kind of dope to put hoppians versus like the devoutly Christian.
01:29:06.100
I had that thought because when I was thinking about the homeless people talking, I was also
01:29:11.480
thinking about those people that stand on the corner and yell and have Bibles in the air.
01:29:15.760
And you've probably seen them more that you're in Florida now than when you're in California.
01:29:18.400
I would like to genocide those people for sure.
01:29:30.080
It's just a weird move, especially because like half the time it's some whore that's
01:29:35.180
And it's usually it's usually a reformed whore, which really offends me because I'm like,
01:29:38.640
you literally just stopped spreading it for everybody.
01:29:41.820
And now you're going to lecture to everybody about the Bible.
01:29:58.120
I'm thinking of a lady sitting on the subway with a bag of fish between her legs.
01:30:03.520
I do hate Chinese people more than I hate Chinese.
01:30:05.660
If you want to replace that, just Chinese days.
01:30:08.940
I think LP candidates, ooh, I'm sorry, but I think LP candidates could get replaced by
01:30:17.680
Actually, LP candidates actually coincides with trannies.
01:30:24.280
Just for the audience's reminder, we're not listing politicians or pedos because they would
01:30:32.440
So by that, yeah, so obviously LP candidates is out.
01:30:45.120
Well, LP candidates is the same thing as bitch fuck cocks too, isn't it?
01:30:59.180
If we were to ever bring on Jacob, which we're not going to, but if we were, this would
01:31:06.320
actually be the time to bring him on because this would be, you know, kind of almost really
01:31:11.300
Like, all right, well, we're doing like eight different fucking races and tell me which one
01:31:17.020
Instead of the devoutly Christian, we should just put Jacob's name as a student.
01:31:23.400
The winner is the one that we want to genocide or the one that we want to sacrifice?
01:31:28.700
Not the one we want to, the one that deserves it the most.
01:31:34.440
We're playing Hitler right now and we're trying to figure out what do we want to direct the
01:31:40.520
If anyone understands history, they were already primed for hating the Jews at that point.
01:31:44.760
So, I mean, it was more, he just led them where they already wanted to go.
01:31:58.520
Yeah, you don't get into power and then like foment all this hate.
01:32:04.200
I mean, look at all this Russian shit right now.
01:32:06.360
I'm not, maybe it was entirely on purpose, but let's be real.
01:32:13.960
I was about, we had the same fucking time, but I went a little bit different.
01:32:19.560
I went to people that have the Ukrainian flags on their profile.
01:32:31.400
Like, I actually think you could work with that.
01:32:39.960
I mean, they're kind of on the same team, though.
01:32:57.040
Yeah, but, like, I mean, if you understand Jews, the top of the Jews.
01:33:04.720
Really, they're worried about the bottom dollar.
01:33:06.880
If the Nazi will get to the bottom dollar, they're all about it.
01:33:11.920
The fact that you understand Jews has me really worried that you might be one,
01:33:22.420
I like how the one that we keep changing is a four seed, by the way.
01:33:28.820
I mean, you could put, like, NPCs in here, just, like, just regular.
01:33:32.440
I mean, that would kind of encompass all the people.
01:33:49.680
You actually just made an argument pro-retards,
01:33:59.200
They understand instinctually that things are wrong.
01:34:07.480
Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, I think we're good.
01:34:11.920
I just want to, like, I'm proud of you guys, honestly.
01:34:15.220
I'm just really sad that I came at, like, the last 20 minutes of this,
01:34:20.840
Oh, it'll be better when we're actually making arguments pro and against.
01:34:25.260
Like, this next episode is going to be that first group.
01:34:28.360
And so this one, we won't get as in detail, but the next one,
01:34:32.060
that's when we're going to, like, be, like, bringing in.
01:34:35.460
I can't even begin to describe how excited I am to argue in favor
01:34:39.880
of the homeless being jetticided more than the cops.
01:34:42.660
Like, I can't tell you how excited I am to make that argument.
01:34:47.180
Is it any way possible that we can get Dave Smith on
01:34:59.960
So it's Robbie that's going to be going through this first round.
01:35:05.960
I mean, there's no way we get Dave for any of these.
01:35:11.500
If anything, that also makes me feel like he would do it more
01:35:17.120
Dave literally did on Legion of Skanks a March Madness bracket
01:35:28.300
They had that episode where they raided the Cosby victims.
01:35:37.180
It's still not as fucked up as genocide, folks.
01:35:40.040
We are outclassing Legion of Skanks right here.
01:35:49.740
I'm really looking forward to Ubermensch, though.
01:35:59.940
Well, the two of them will go out in higher brackets.
01:36:06.680
I was literally just setting Cole up for that joke.
01:36:16.100
I don't know if this air can be done, but if anybody was doing it on their podcast,
01:36:18.340
or we can do it on ours, just reading ratings on abortion clinics.
01:36:23.080
Just go on Yelp and just read Yelp reviews of abortion clinics.
01:36:29.740
We need to get a thing where we write down these ideas or something.
01:36:34.820
We need to get something like a notebook, like a pen and paper, where we write down these ideas.
01:36:40.800
Yeah, or it could be something where you find Yelp reviews and you have to guess what they're reviewing.
01:36:47.840
That notebook, by the way, could be literally classified as a hate crime.
01:36:55.800
What if we did a bonus round in between weeks or just in between an episode where we picked actual genocide?
01:37:03.140
Not like the Holocaust, like the Armenian genocide and then whatever's happening in Yemen now.
01:37:08.140
And then we decide which one deserved it the most.
01:37:36.540
And I know I'll probably use this for white women later.
01:37:42.240
And this is the most hilarious thing in the world.
01:37:45.020
It is literally what the feminine energy unchecked is.
01:38:02.720
What do we have white women going against next week?
01:38:06.000
I mean, there's, like, endless material for white women.
01:38:25.360
I don't know why I've never had a cricket problem before.
01:38:29.480
And apparently, it's really bad luck to kick them out of your house.
01:38:33.300
Like, you're not supposed to kick them out of your house.
01:38:42.800
And let me tell you, I had a really, really horrible week after that.
01:38:51.060
And I'm like, I just want to make a piece of toast.
01:38:58.240
It's just like, oh, hey, cricket, that I can't kick out of my house.
01:39:24.840
My immediate comment was, when Jose posted it, was, I can fix it.
01:40:11.460
It's cute and hilarious and insane and totally unhinged.
01:40:15.020
Well, I love it because it's like, it is like, there's something about that you can recognize
01:40:20.160
Obviously, that's a little bit ridiculous, but it's very much like feminine.
01:40:25.400
Well, I might get put in timeout for this, but she's probably autistic, so.
01:40:39.480
In her defense, though, crickets are insanely loud.
01:40:42.700
So, if you have, like, 30 of them in your house, that would be terrible.
01:40:56.800
The only thing I could think of was that Tom Segura joke where there's a black guy named
01:41:01.500
And so, this whole time, I'm thinking, oh, she's talking about a black dude just sitting
01:41:08.880
I was thinking of the dude from sunny in Philadelphia who's, like, what is he, homeless or something?
01:41:14.660
This actually reminds me of the non-English speakers.
01:41:19.500
I used to work in an after-school program, and there was a bunch of Mexican kids, and
01:41:30.660
So, they love that, but then they stepped it up, and they started bringing in, like,
01:41:34.920
Like, crickets that were, like, cooked with all kinds of crazy hot sauce, and they were
01:41:39.700
And I was thinking back then, this was, like, 10 years ago.
01:41:44.880
Bro, growing up in San Diego, growing up in San Diego, the Mexican kids would always
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bring this, like, this really spicy shit, and they would dip their candy in it, and
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I, it was, but it was, like, all the rage, and all the white kids, like, and I felt,
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I felt right away, I was like, I was like, oh, Hoppa was right.
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My, my, my, my, my RA freshman year in college would put hot sauce on everything.
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It probably goes without saying that he was black.
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Speaking of hot sauce, my new sponsor, Tennessee Hot Sauce Company.
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Well, that, we probably should do plugs, though.
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He sent me, he sent me eight boxes of hot sauce.
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If you use code Liberty, you'll get some percent off.
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Anyways, I am at Liberty Lockpawed on, yeah, they're really good.
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I'm at Liberty Lockpawed on Twitter, Liberty Lockdown Podcast.
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Search for it everywhere I had on Roger Stone and Judge Andrew Napolitano last week.
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And today, the episode drop was really, really, really interesting.
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If you haven't read the Vanity Fair article, please, please listen to it.
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They went through 100,000 documents from EcoHealth Alliance, which is Peter Daszak's organization,
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which was essentially responsible for the beginning of the pandemic.
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And if you don't know about that story, which I think, if you've been listening to my show,
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But this is a deep dive that proves it out definitively.
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You can find me on YouTube, all the major autopod catchers, and Aussie as well.
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Big thing I have to plug, I mean, obviously, you can go to my big hits if you've never checked on my show.
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I've had Dave Smith on a few times and do the Anarchist Handbook series if you want to check that out.
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But upcoming, I have next Tuesday, I have Buck Angel coming on.
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That's actually part of the Anarchist Handjob series.
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That is actually a point we should have brought up on the show.
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That's wild that you would do that much of a transition and not get a cock.
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But they're especially, it's one thing to go for the penis to vagina because you're just making a hole.
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It's still not going to function like a normal vagina.
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But now doing the opposite, like that's way more.
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I mean, what does a normal vagina function like?
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Could you like take the clit and like somehow like extend it?
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That'd be dope if you were a tranny, Toad, and you just didn't want to tell us.
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That would keep us from getting banned, for real.
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Like if you could be our woke intern, that'd be awesome.
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You know, I've always wanted to have a song like they do, so we got to come up with one for Zyklon showers.
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We're just trying to copy the same exact thing.
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I really do think for that certain thing happening at Top's house next month, we should do like a cold opening.
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We are going to have a big old fucking game bash.
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Man, I'm going to fucking finger bang all you guys when you sleep.
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Well, that's good for you because I actually have a vagina, so.
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Pick up the dopest fucking shirts on the planet.
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Search for Liberty Lockdown to pick up the dopest shirts around.
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And Toplobs to underscore on Twitter because I was banned once before.
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We haven't done it in the past two weeks because, one, I couldn't do it yesterday.
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But next week, we're coming back and doing a podcast.
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Cole, Odyssey just opened up a brand new section, a sports section.
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We need to start fucking streaming it over there because that could be the next big thing.
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Hopefully, we'll be the biggest sports podcast on Odyssey.
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We don't have anybody doing really sports stuff on Odyssey.
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Make the opposite of picks I do every week and you will win.
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Tone and the quit life because he's fucking gambling because he's a tranny.
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But it does really suck that he put in 10 years to have that fucking pathetic following.
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We got to get him a better following right away with his new account.
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I had the account for 13, but I was only like really active for the last two years.
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He has dedicated his entire life to that account and he got it nuked because it's hate speech.