Tower Gang - Ep 67 - Pete Davidson Syndrome w⧸ Cripp Daddy

00:00:00.400 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:01.940 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.600 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:07.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.740 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.640 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:13.780 Come in now.

00:00:16.040 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.680 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.680 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.840 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.000 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:32.960 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.420 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.380 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:37.640 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.240 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.040 Free! 1.00

00:00:41.960 Free!

00:00:45.180 Welcome, everybody, to the very first exclusively Odyssey episode, because we can't stop saying the N-word.

00:00:53.720 As always, by Tower King, Cole, what it do, Cole.

00:00:57.280 What's up, boys?

00:00:58.240 We got Tower God Toad.

00:01:00.720 Toad in the building.

00:01:01.880 That's right.

00:01:02.420 Now, Clint is just white all over the place here tonight.

00:01:05.560 He's wearing himself, and he's in the whitest chair ever, so.

00:01:09.220 Yeah, doggy. 0.97

00:01:10.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:01:10.640 You're so fucking white. 1.00

00:01:11.460 It's so good. 1.00

00:01:12.220 We are actually on YouTube as well tonight.

00:01:15.400 Oh, we are?

00:01:15.940 Okay.

00:01:16.160 Well, then never mind. 1.00

00:01:16.880 And then, last but certainly not least, in fact, first, he is a man who has been crippled because his dick is so large. 1.00

00:01:25.460 When it gets engorged, it absorbs blood from his brain, and it has just left him otherwise worthless. 1.00

00:01:31.000 He is Crip Daddy!

00:01:34.620 Hello.

00:01:35.260 Welcome.

00:01:35.840 Welcome to your own show.

00:01:38.160 Thank you.

00:01:38.780 Thank you.

00:01:39.420 Thank you for joining us, Crip. 1.00

00:01:40.700 You are the fucking man. 1.00

00:01:41.820 I am so glad to have you back on. 1.00

00:01:43.620 Thank you.

00:01:44.120 It's an honor.

00:01:44.600 I love doing charity work for my fellow white men. 0.97

00:01:49.040 I think it's your fellow retarded people, but. 1.00

00:01:51.820 Same thing. 0.97

00:01:53.900 Dude, I don't think you understand how much Clint loves you, Crip. 0.99

00:01:57.420 He literally, anytime, like, he'll send your shit all the time, our group chats, and then every time, like, he was, like, he was so excited. 0.99

00:02:04.140 He was, I'm not missing this. 0.99

00:02:05.000 I don't care what happens.

00:02:05.820 I'm not missing this podcast.

00:02:06.980 Like, I'm your biggest promoter, dude, on the DL. 0.99

00:02:09.940 But anyways, yeah, you're fucking brilliant. 0.98

00:02:11.380 I can't help it, okay? 0.97

00:02:12.620 I love you.

00:02:13.060 I appreciate it.

00:02:14.600 If you try hard enough, you'll get into heaven.

00:02:19.600 This is making up for all of my other moral failings.

00:02:22.540 By the way, real quick, how's the comedy scene going?

00:02:25.660 How's the, any, like, dates you got set up?

00:02:28.160 Anything?

00:02:28.700 I want to get that right.

00:02:29.760 I'm not going to wait until the end.

00:02:30.740 Let's, like, let you plug a little bit for just, at least for your comedy.

00:02:34.300 Yeah, so, comedy stuff right now is still a little bit on the DL.

00:02:39.220 There's a few things that may or may not happen that's still up in the air.

00:02:43.060 But the one that is more likely to happen is Chrissy Mayer is doing a show in McHenry, Illinois.

00:02:50.840 And I might link up with her for that show sometime next month.

00:02:57.620 And then a little bit later, this one is still up in the air.

00:03:02.480 May or may not happen.

00:03:03.760 But I may be doing an opening gig for Gavin McInnes.

00:03:10.240 Hell yeah. 0.99

00:03:14.060 Holy shit. 1.00

00:03:15.440 They need to sign you. 0.99

00:03:16.540 Is he still with Compound or who is he?

00:03:18.840 No, he's Censored TV.

00:03:21.400 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:22.140 Yeah, that's his thing now.

00:03:23.860 Dude, you should definitely be on Censored TV because you cannot say anything that won't get censored.

00:03:28.740 That's what I've been told.

00:03:29.920 And it's weird because I've been a regular on there a little bit now for the last few weeks.

00:03:35.980 Every Monday and Tuesday, and it was a weird thing to kind of like introduce into my life as a steady scheduled thing.

00:03:45.940 And I, you know, had to tell people in my life about it, like my mom.

00:03:50.280 And I don't tell everybody for obvious reasons, but, you know, explaining to my mom, like, hey, so Gavin McInnes, this is a thing.

00:04:03.940 And me having to explain his lord to my mom for her just to be like, you're going to get us like death threats.

00:04:12.540 I thought it was more like, mom, I'm a proud boy now, and that she thinks you're coming out as gay.

00:04:19.120 I told her that, too.

00:04:20.960 I already knew that.

00:04:22.760 That was nothing.

00:04:23.700 That was a walk in the park.

00:04:25.060 It must be really hard.

00:04:26.240 I can't imagine describing Gavin McInnes to my parents and being like, yeah, I'm going on a show and I'm going to be doing, like, they would just be like, what?

00:04:34.740 It's like, you know, what's even funnier, though, the real icing on the cake is my brother's dad.

00:04:41.780 Now, he's my stepdad.

00:04:43.300 He's like the stereotypical stepdad, you know, bald, white, hard worker.

00:04:49.460 Yeah, beats the funk out of my mom. 1.00

00:04:51.280 Yeah, it's Clint.

00:04:52.660 This guy right here.

00:04:54.180 And we never really, like, we didn't get along, but we didn't hate each other.

00:04:59.420 Like, we tried to connect on things, but we just never could, you know?

00:05:03.340 Well, we connected multiple times with your face, at least.

00:05:07.180 Exactly.

00:05:07.980 But, like, you know, a good fight, that's nothing.

00:05:10.960 Like, a good hug.

00:05:12.300 You can't. 0.93

00:05:13.040 The fighting was normal, hugging gay. 1.00

00:05:15.760 But, so, you know, like, now I'm an adult.

00:05:20.760 He knew me since I was, like, in middle school.

00:05:22.780 So, fast forward to me telling my mom about Gavin McInnes, and she obviously tells my brother's dad about it.

00:05:30.080 And I swear to God, guys, I've never heard this guy more proud of me than my entire life.

00:05:39.700 He was like, dude, are you serious?

00:05:42.320 Oh, my God. 0.97

00:05:43.480 Dude, that's so fucking cool. 0.97

00:05:45.840 And I'm like, I don't like how excited you are. 0.97

00:05:48.480 He's like, I've been to every one of the rallies.

00:05:51.860 They're amazing.

00:05:53.120 He was like, dude, you should have been at Charlottesville.

00:05:55.860 Well, it was a banger, dude. 1.00

00:05:58.120 Dude, the fucking Capitol building? 1.00

00:06:00.580 Ugh. 1.00

00:06:01.780 Fucking, that was lit. 1.00

00:06:03.820 He was like, I rubbed one out on AOC's chair. 1.00

00:06:06.560 That was me.

00:06:07.280 That was the nut.

00:06:08.060 That was me.

00:06:08.600 I did.

00:06:10.440 I am on the run.

00:06:11.820 I don't care.

00:06:14.200 The FBI is looking for me right now.

00:06:16.320 He's like, just me talking to you is putting you in danger. 0.98

00:06:18.540 They don't care if you're retarded. 0.99

00:06:20.360 It's going to happen. 0.95

00:06:21.320 I'm proud of you, though.

00:06:22.560 Thank you.

00:06:23.380 Oh, jeez.

00:06:24.660 So, yeah, that's been that.

00:06:28.260 God.

00:06:28.720 Well, I'm glad you're getting something.

00:06:30.860 I really, I would love to come watch you do stand-up.

00:06:34.300 Because, I mean, actually, I watched my first, I never watched stand-up in person until like a couple, I think it was like a month ago.

00:06:40.200 I finally watched Burt Kreischer, which, I mean, basically.

00:06:43.080 Wow, that's wild. 0.96

00:06:44.040 Cole is to stand-up as I am to sex. 0.95

00:06:46.360 That's totally weird. 0.92

00:06:47.440 That's so cool.

00:06:49.020 You've only watched it once?

00:06:51.000 Yeah.

00:06:52.940 I only did it with my uncle.

00:06:54.660 I only watched it live once.

00:06:57.820 No, I thought you said you did it with your stepfather, too.

00:06:59.900 What?

00:07:00.800 Well, you know, tomato, tomato. 1.00

00:07:03.960 We have a fucked-up family. 0.99

00:07:09.760 Hey, you want to get into the Cyclone Showers right away? 0.99

00:07:12.200 Dude, I'm really excited about this because I've been waiting for it to get into it.

00:07:15.920 Yeah, lunch.

00:07:16.160 Get in there.

00:07:16.780 Yeah, we can do it.

00:07:17.440 Get in there?

00:07:18.380 Yeah, get in there, dude.

00:07:19.360 Dude, we wanted Krip on for this one because we've been doing the Cyclone Showers.

00:07:24.360 We've had it.

00:07:25.040 This is the third week now.

00:07:26.620 We are into the second round because they usually call it the Elite Eight.

00:07:31.740 I guess we can call it, I mean, the Elite Hate.

00:07:34.940 Yeah, the Elite Hate is good.

00:07:36.400 I call it the Extermination Eight. 0.78

00:07:38.820 The Extermination Eight's great. 1.00

00:07:40.820 I think Elimination Eight is fine, too.

00:07:42.800 Elimination Eight, that's great, dude.

00:07:45.060 But Krip, if you don't know, what's going on here is we are voting.

00:07:49.660 We are having a tournament of basically the worst people in the world, the most annoying, 0.97

00:07:56.460 the Jewiest, and what it is is the winner gets genocided, gone, off the face of the earth, 1.00

00:08:05.060 gone. 0.90

00:08:05.560 So basically, we got through the first round.

00:08:07.860 I mean, there were some good ones, Fats versus E-Thoughts.

00:08:10.280 We had Homeless versus the Cops was a really contentious one, movie talkers and midwits.

00:08:17.180 And well, we got through those first two rounds.

00:08:18.880 So now we're into the second round.

00:08:20.180 We wanted to bring you on because we had some great matchups that I know you would have some

00:08:24.760 good stuff on.

00:08:26.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:27.640 Okay, okay.

00:08:28.680 And you can probably see them.

00:08:29.660 You can probably point one out and be like, yeah, I want them gone.

00:08:33.560 And I mean, that's disabled. 0.99

00:08:34.920 I mean, it's pretty right there.

00:08:36.180 And you're just like, I know your eye drifts right to that one.

00:08:39.860 Well, yeah, because I'm automatically magnet right to it.

00:08:46.320 Yeah, it's actually him versus his mom.

00:08:48.260 So it's a very interesting matchup. 0.61

00:08:50.260 Yeah, no, and I killed her at least three times by now. 0.52

00:08:54.760 All right, so first bracket, you guys want to start with Fats versus the Jews? 0.99

00:09:01.280 Yeah, we can go in order if you want.

00:09:02.380 That's great.

00:09:02.860 Yeah, Fats versus Jews. 1.00

00:09:04.200 So basically, you should argue.

00:09:06.320 I mean, you can argue either way.

00:09:08.000 But I guess we're arguing who, and just kind of explain it, just who we think should move

00:09:13.220 on to get genocided.

00:09:14.720 So, I mean, we have a number one seed, Fats, which is, I mean, all fat people in the world. 0.99

00:09:20.660 I'm going as hell. 0.99

00:09:22.120 I mean, just smelly. 0.61

00:09:23.240 Including Cole's former self.

00:09:25.640 Yes, including my former self.

00:09:27.140 And me.

00:09:27.840 They also have diabetes, and they consume way more health costs.

00:09:32.820 So, like, you're almost doing the world a service. 0.66

00:09:35.720 Whereas Jews, they control the media and the weather. 1.00

00:09:39.420 So that's kind of, you know.

00:09:39.960 And most likely control, like, the conglomerates that are pushing down that, like, fatty food 0.99

00:09:46.680 that all these fat fucks are eating. 1.00

00:09:48.900 I mean, it's basically, it's like the masters versus the plebs here. 1.00

00:09:53.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:55.000 Oh, man.

00:09:55.480 But then you get those, like, weird hybrids of them both, like Seth Rogen.

00:09:59.860 Oh, yeah.

00:10:00.900 And of you.

00:10:02.600 Well, this is good news, because it means he'll be eliminated no matter what.

00:10:05.720 No matter what, he's getting out.

00:10:07.240 Like, it's.

00:10:08.860 Getting rid of him and Jonah Hill in one swoop.

00:10:11.760 I guess it is kind of a thing of, like, the consequence versus, like, the, I mean, the action.

00:10:19.860 Like, it's like, the Jews are the action. 1.00

00:10:22.120 They're the ones that put everything in place.

00:10:24.180 And then the consequence is the fats. 0.95

00:10:26.620 Are we really implying that there's a bunch of fat people because of the Jews? 0.99

00:10:30.640 Because I haven't heard that theory. 0.97

00:10:31.840 It's a new one.

00:10:34.400 Now that we're throwing it out there, though, it's hard to argue against it.

00:10:38.840 Because it's like a butterfly effect thing.

00:10:42.660 Like, if they were in control, you know, people probably wouldn't be as fat.

00:10:47.420 I mean, if you think about it, if they're trying, if they're going to control the whole world, they got to keep people, like, satiated.

00:10:58.540 And they got to, I mean, if they can balloon them up a little bit so they can't fight back, I mean, even better.

00:11:02.720 That's a good point.

00:11:03.860 Yeah.

00:11:04.060 It's harder to revolt if you're out of shape.

00:11:06.560 Yeah.

00:11:06.740 This is what Hitler knew very well, man. 0.97

00:11:09.500 He did not want his people to become out of shape.

00:11:13.180 So that's why he did what he did.

00:11:15.100 Well, it's interesting because he went the opposite route with the people he enslaved because the Jews were pretty skinny under him.

00:11:23.180 You know, so I don't know. 0.97

00:11:25.440 They were like Ricky Berwick skinny where it doesn't do anything other than make you look like you gross.

00:11:34.200 I actually was watching this movie last night starring Ben Foster. 0.99

00:11:37.580 It just came out on HBO Plus or Go or whatever the fuck. 0.96

00:11:41.000 And it's just this Jewish guy that gets out of the Holocaust and he comes to America and he becomes a professional boxer because he wants his name recognition to get so high that some girl that he was in love with back in Germany. 0.96

00:11:53.180 And we'll hear about him in the States and then come to find him.

00:11:56.640 I haven't.

00:11:57.060 I stopped watching it because it was boring and I was tired, but I'd imagine.

00:12:01.040 But anyway, so he the way he became a boxer, though, was to have to fight for his life against other, you know, penitentiary, Holocaust, whatever they're called.

00:12:12.740 And they were just like, wow.

00:12:16.340 So this is like you're having a bunch of boxing matches between emaciated dudes.

00:12:21.180 Is that what we're talking about here?

00:12:22.360 Yes, that's exactly what it is.

00:12:23.340 And Ben Foster looks like he like lost 45, 50 pounds for this role.

00:12:27.780 He is he is bone thin and he's fighting all these like really, really skinny Jewish dudes. 1.00

00:12:31.940 And if he loses at any point, he dies. 0.98

00:12:34.640 Whoever and whenever he beats someone and they go down unconscious, they just shoot him right then and there. 0.98

00:12:39.600 It is gnarly.

00:12:40.300 You said that to bring this back.

00:12:42.580 The Jeweless, is that the name of it?

00:12:44.880 It's called Jewish Fight Club.

00:12:48.460 That'd be a great remake.

00:12:50.280 No, it's called it's called like the Survivor or something like that.

00:12:54.300 Anyway, that sounds like a cool on paper, you know, like on paper, just like a bunch of Jews in a Holocaust situation having to fight their way out.

00:13:05.840 Like, like, that's that's really cool.

00:13:08.480 Something about like the the ape caveman masculine part of my brain is like, yeah, that's that's badass.

00:13:15.080 But instead of a ring, it's it's an oven that they put in.

00:13:18.980 Yeah, it's like an elmless elm.

00:13:21.200 You have to fight your way out of the oven.

00:13:23.200 Yeah, exactly. 0.98

00:13:23.980 But the the the fucked up part about it is like, you're watching it, right? 0.93

00:13:29.020 And normally when you're watching a boxing match, you want someone to win in this situation. 0.97

00:13:32.400 I want them both to lose and it never happens.

00:13:35.000 So you wanted you wanted that end of the the rocky fight whenever they both hit each other and then they both go down and you're like, oh, man, they're both down.

00:13:44.920 Hell, yeah.

00:13:45.520 The guard comes in and just pops them both.

00:13:47.540 Just pops them both.

00:13:49.100 Two more.

00:13:49.900 Come on.

00:13:50.360 And then I then I I sing the white man marches on and I go right to bed.

00:13:54.240 It's it's a beautiful night.

00:13:56.240 Beautiful.

00:13:57.080 Well, I really I really should have worn a hat that having my head shine as I talk like this is just too much.

00:14:02.300 I think I think the tattoo of the SS on your neck is also not helping.

00:14:06.000 That probably gave it away.

00:14:07.460 I don't know.

00:14:07.800 That's the thing that I thought was better about all this.

00:14:11.720 I mean, OK, so between the fans and the Jews, where's everyone leading? 1.00

00:14:16.940 Because I think that I don't know.

00:14:20.280 Maybe it's just because I I've seen a lot of Jews that I think get a pass by me.

00:14:30.980 There's some funny Jews, dude.

00:14:32.500 They just.

00:14:32.900 Oh, yeah.

00:14:33.460 One percent.

00:14:34.240 Oh, yeah.

00:14:34.560 They're funny. 0.97

00:14:35.460 And fat people. 0.99

00:14:36.220 They're fat. 0.99

00:14:36.600 They're funny. 0.99

00:14:37.100 Fat people.

00:14:38.080 There are. 0.98

00:14:38.600 But for every one cool fat person, there's like 800 gross, just not fun ones that are

00:14:49.100 just should. 0.74

00:14:50.920 Oh, one percent.

00:14:52.440 That's a great point.

00:14:53.100 And the problem is a lot of the fat ones online, at least.

00:14:57.360 I think it's even that one to 800 goes to like one to 10,000.

00:15:01.460 I mean, because it's like the fatties online are just annoying. 1.00

00:15:05.820 They they're like, it's the fat is beautiful kind of thing.

00:15:09.540 I mean, it's just.

00:15:10.380 Oh, yeah.

00:15:10.800 And the Jews. 0.78

00:15:11.800 Twitter. 1.00

00:15:12.300 Twitter is Instagram for fat people. 0.98

00:15:14.700 Yeah. 0.96

00:15:16.400 Yeah.

00:15:16.800 Sure.

00:15:17.340 That's true. 0.98

00:15:18.060 I mean, you can you can get like 40,000, 50,000 followers just by being a fat chick and 1.00

00:15:22.420 like showing a couple inches of cleavage. 1.00

00:15:24.580 Bang.

00:15:25.020 Yeah.

00:15:25.340 Or you can pose nude on your album and win like eight Grammys like Lizzo.

00:15:30.860 That's true, too.

00:15:31.740 That's true.

00:15:32.240 Yeah.

00:15:32.700 I mean, for that reason, I'd like to see her go because it also eliminates a movie talker, 0.98

00:15:36.720 which is always a good one.

00:15:39.520 I'm going to be honest.

00:15:40.640 I've said this.

00:15:41.460 I said this last week.

00:15:42.440 I really like Jews.

00:15:43.580 I don't know.

00:15:44.200 I don't know why people hate them so much.

00:15:46.020 I like them.

00:15:46.600 I'm sorry.

00:15:47.140 They pay my salary.

00:15:48.020 I think this might be.

00:15:49.960 I think this might be their last their last week in here.

00:15:52.960 I mean, I think they get to move.

00:15:54.120 I mean, they got the last time someone who looks like you said this might be the last week

00:15:58.000 for the Jews.

00:15:58.540 It did not go well.

00:16:00.880 It ended up in a whole thing.

00:16:03.300 You know, but we got some cool video games and movies out of it, though.

00:16:06.840 That's true.

00:16:07.720 And also, I mean, the numbers are a little inflated, too.

00:16:10.720 I mean, like, really, it wasn't as big.

00:16:12.420 I mean, we're talking about a big thing, but it's not as big of a thing as they always

00:16:15.660 talk about. 1.00

00:16:16.440 Shit. 1.00

00:16:17.120 He's here. 1.00

00:16:18.200 Just in time to get a vote in on fats and Jews. 0.95

00:16:22.120 Oh, Jews. 1.00

00:16:22.740 I was going to say, we've made impassioned arguments on both sides, but I would like

00:16:28.180 to hear your feedback here, Top, if you don't mind.

00:16:30.500 Oh, man.

00:16:30.900 It's really too bad.

00:16:32.200 Hmm.

00:16:33.320 Fats versus Jews. 1.00

00:16:34.260 There's some fat Jews that I hate. 1.00

00:16:36.760 Yeah, but again, like, those go out no matter what on this. 1.00

00:16:40.020 So, I mean, you get to get rid of them.

00:16:42.400 Don't have to worry about them.

00:16:43.600 They're going.

00:16:43.880 So, it's the non-fat Jews and then just the fatty fat fats. 0.94

00:16:48.620 And, like, that aren't Jews. 0.99

00:16:50.780 The only argument I can see against moving the fats on is that they're going to kill 0.99

00:16:54.940 themselves, which is what I said last time.

00:16:57.340 But, I mean, I still vote sooner.

00:16:59.420 Yeah, I still vote.

00:17:00.020 How fast does cardiovascular disease kill you?

00:17:02.380 I mean, they're at least going to make it to 60.

00:17:04.280 I mean, the fact that Burk Reischer is still alive is really incredible.

00:17:07.200 So, obviously, it doesn't happen that quickly.

00:17:09.940 And he's a raging alcoholic.

00:17:11.180 And he said he was going to come on the show and then he never did.

00:17:13.740 That's true. 1.00

00:17:14.960 Motherfucker. 1.00

00:17:15.660 It's got to be fats then, just because of that. 1.00

00:17:17.600 Oh, that's true.

00:17:18.300 I didn't think that's a good point, Clint. 0.96

00:17:19.800 We've got to kill the fats just first.

00:17:21.860 Yeah, sorry, Burk.

00:17:22.580 You've got to go, buddy.

00:17:23.780 Well, wait, wait.

00:17:24.460 But if we lost enough weight, he might skate through.

00:17:27.380 I mean, let's really think about this for a second, though. 0.98

00:17:29.560 Because the reason America is so fat is because of the Jews. 1.00

00:17:35.360 We were saying, oh, my God, dude. 0.96

00:17:37.420 I mean, I'm glad you went there because I thought the same thing, Tom.

00:17:41.440 Yeah.

00:17:41.760 But we had our own reasons.

00:17:43.300 You give us yours.

00:17:44.200 Who owns Monsanto?

00:17:45.120 So I don't even have to know.

00:17:46.700 I'll just, I don't even.

00:17:51.160 I'll take a wild guess.

00:17:52.280 Something-a-wits is the last name, end with a Z.

00:17:54.400 Or Berg.

00:17:55.300 Or something Berg.

00:17:56.960 Or Wits.

00:17:57.660 Or Stein.

00:17:59.340 Honestly, I'm going to look it up.

00:18:01.180 Wait, is Bert Kreischer a Jew?

00:18:04.720 Hold on.

00:18:05.340 Let me.

00:18:05.480 It's possible.

00:18:06.220 Is Bert Kreischer Jewish?

00:18:09.220 Did he just ask his mom?

00:18:10.320 The CEO of Monsanto is Hugh Grant and not the actor.

00:18:15.180 What?

00:18:16.160 But you know what?

00:18:17.340 He has been at the Clinton Global Initiative and the World Economic Forum.

00:18:20.740 So I'm going to say he qualifies as a Jew.

00:18:22.600 I bet you this Hugh Grant dude is like one of those guys like Bill de Blasio.

00:18:26.940 His real name is DeBlazowicz or something like that.

00:18:30.700 And that's what they do.

00:18:31.480 Well, also, by the way, Monsanto is actually owned by Bayer.

00:18:35.760 And their CEO is Werner Bauman.

00:18:38.900 Oh, that sounds pretty Jewish.

00:18:42.660 Oh, he's 100%.

00:18:44.460 Look, I mean, hold on.

00:18:45.740 I'm just going to share my screen here because this guy is.

00:18:48.760 About as much so as Klaus Schwab.

00:18:51.420 Hey, put that up, Toad. 0.98

00:18:54.480 Jewed up from the food up. 0.93

00:18:56.380 I mean, this guy is.

00:18:58.440 There's no definitive information on whether or not Bert Kreischer is Jewish.

00:19:04.080 Yeah, I would like to know.

00:19:05.760 Yeah, but this guy, he's Jewish.

00:19:07.020 So wait, but he's a German.

00:19:10.500 Pop, is that you?

00:19:14.520 He's like, I don't know what's going on.

00:19:16.480 That was so loud.

00:19:17.740 Yeah, always causing a bunch of noise there.

00:19:19.980 I stand by it. 0.97

00:19:20.740 I like Jews and I don't really like fat people. 0.99

00:19:22.680 So fat's got to go. 0.99

00:19:24.440 That's my point.

00:19:24.740 Yeah, I'm with the fats too. 0.99

00:19:27.300 Because honestly, I mean, we get rid of the Jews. 1.00

00:19:30.200 We get rid of a lot of people that we really like. 0.95

00:19:32.440 I know we get rid of a lot of people that we also really hate.

00:19:35.500 But with the fats, at least in everyday life, I feel like the fats give more of a problem to me than Jews do. 1.00

00:19:42.600 And it's probably not even close.

00:19:43.180 Big Jay Oakerson having to go is really heartbreaking to me.

00:19:46.720 He's on the borderline.

00:19:48.080 Because I mean, at least I feel like if we give a fat.

00:19:50.800 His name's big. 0.99

00:19:51.920 He has to be fat. 0.93

00:19:53.020 I mean. 0.86

00:19:53.660 Yeah.

00:19:54.980 I mean, I feel like there's a weight cutoff.

00:19:57.480 Or at least a BMI that you have to get to to be.

00:20:00.320 And I feel like the weight needs to be over.

00:20:03.140 If we go by BMI, we're all fat. 0.99

00:20:05.080 That shit is right. 1.00

00:20:05.980 I'm obese. 1.00

00:20:06.660 It's going to be different for men and women, I feel.

00:20:11.100 Oh, women over 100 pounds fat. 1.00

00:20:13.220 Yeah, just automatically.

00:20:16.280 And that's hard for me because I'm Mexican.

00:20:19.160 So, like, I love big white women, dude. 1.00

00:20:22.120 That's just in my DNA. 0.98

00:20:24.080 Is that how you got your legs crushed?

00:20:25.940 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:20:28.340 I also think, you think I give a shit? 1.00

00:20:32.420 Some big booty bitch just dropped on them legs and just crushed them. 1.00

00:20:35.840 And you're like, I don't really care. 1.00

00:20:37.300 I mean, it's worth it.

00:20:39.360 That'd be awesome if that's how it went down.

00:20:41.100 By the way, if we get rid of the fat people, Tom Woods is not in any trouble anymore. 0.77

00:20:45.660 So, there is that.

00:20:47.760 Well, I don't know.

00:20:49.920 He still looks kind of fat. 0.72

00:20:51.560 I feel like over 250 for a man, that's fat. 0.98

00:20:54.880 I mean, I think you're pretty fat. 0.94

00:20:55.780 Is Tom Woods fat? 0.71

00:20:57.080 I know.

00:20:57.520 I don't think. 0.99

00:20:57.840 I was talking about getting rid of fat women. 1.00

00:21:00.320 Oh. 0.99

00:21:01.200 To be clear on that. 0.97

00:21:02.700 He's got, like, a fat face. 0.97

00:21:04.240 He's one of those people.

00:21:05.160 But then you see him in real life and his body's like. 0.94

00:21:07.060 It's skinny fat.

00:21:08.100 It's called skinny fat.

00:21:09.280 And it's.

00:21:09.600 Strange.

00:21:10.380 Yeah, it is.

00:21:11.200 Dan Bond, that doesn't count as fat.

00:21:13.640 No, he doesn't have a bad body.

00:21:14.860 That's not fat.

00:21:15.660 That's not fat.

00:21:16.500 That's just.

00:21:17.560 That's just being a man.

00:21:19.540 Well, thank you.

00:21:20.120 That's sweet.

00:21:22.040 As the, you know, predominant dad bod haver on this show.

00:21:26.120 Yeah.

00:21:26.300 I really appreciate that.

00:21:27.560 I think I'm the only dad right now.

00:21:28.500 I prefer not to be fat.

00:21:29.760 What's that?

00:21:30.280 I'm the only dad here right now.

00:21:31.960 That's not true.

00:21:32.480 Technically, I'm a pre-father.

00:21:34.360 Not yet.

00:21:34.760 So, I mean, like.

00:21:35.740 I still got some time.

00:21:36.880 I'm a famous father.

00:21:37.360 You're a father at conception, man.

00:21:39.800 You're a father at conception.

00:21:41.400 Yes, that's right.

00:21:42.960 I have multiple women that call me daddy, so I mean. 1.00

00:21:47.300 Oh, by the way, Crip, I totally saw this this week.

00:21:49.840 It was because you retweet all of the ethos that, like, that combination.

00:21:55.720 It is so much.

00:21:57.300 There are so many.

00:21:59.020 It is insane.

00:21:59.940 They like you, dude.

00:22:00.680 Dude, they love you.

00:22:01.940 I'm telling you, like, the Pete Davidson syndrome is in effect, and I am reaping the benefits

00:22:09.100 of it right now. 1.00

00:22:10.680 Right now, women are going through their, I just want to fuck the goofy dude stage, and 1.00

00:22:15.380 it's fucking great for me, because there was that time where, remember when, like, every 0.99

00:22:21.640 movie, it was around that fucking, the Fault in Our Stars, where, like, every movie that 0.96

00:22:28.980 was coming out was like, oh, this, like, crippled, dying, whatever, they fall in love, and blah, blah, blah. 0.98

00:22:37.300 That was supposed to be my moment, where, like, every woman in America was, like, ended crippled 1.00

00:22:43.980 dudes.

00:22:44.840 Right.

00:22:45.220 But nobody was.

00:22:46.840 Oh.

00:22:47.120 That never happened.

00:22:48.160 And I'm so pissed that I didn't, I didn't get there, so now is my time to thrive.

00:22:54.140 Thank you to Pete Davidson.

00:22:55.480 Thank you, Pete Davidson.

00:22:57.680 I'll tell you, though, I noticed it on Twitter this week.

00:23:00.300 I was just like, hold up, like, why are all these, like, e-thoughts showing up on my timeline?

00:23:04.680 And I would look up, and it would, like, retweeted by Crip Daddy, and I'd be like, you dirty 0.99

00:23:09.440 dog, man. 0.99

00:23:11.100 So, let me, let me let you guys into a little peek inside my brain.

00:23:14.260 And so, when I think about Pete Davidson, I think about Kanye West, and then I think

00:23:18.560 about Ray J, right? 0.99

00:23:19.940 So, we've all seen Ray J's penis. 0.99

00:23:22.880 It's, like, it's kind of nice size, and it hooks. 0.99

00:23:25.560 And then I, and then I saw Kanye West, and I was like, I haven't seen his penis, but I 0.99

00:23:29.460 assume that someone like. 0.99

00:23:32.020 No, no.

00:23:32.720 Is there odds out there? 1.00

00:23:34.660 I assume someone like Kim Kardashian is only climbing up the ladder of penis size, right? 1.00

00:23:39.220 Wow. 0.99

00:23:39.520 So, yeah, guys, everybody just nodded their head. 0.94

00:23:43.940 So, now I'm thinking, all right, Kanye has a hog, right? 0.99

00:23:46.160 He's black, but whatever. 0.99

00:23:47.440 So, maybe. 1.00

00:23:48.460 And then I'm like, Pete Davidson, how much, how much bigger is his dick? 1.00

00:23:53.420 Is it because he's retarded, or because he has a huge dick? 1.00

00:23:55.900 Is that, I don't understand. 1.00

00:23:57.100 No, no, it's, it's actually well, well-known rumor that he's packing major heat.

00:24:01.400 Yeah, he has Schmeet.

00:24:02.600 Yeah, he has, he has Dave Smith Schmeet, is what he has.

00:24:05.260 I mean, it's, this is what Crip Daddy meant when he said that he has Pete Davidson syndrome,

00:24:09.800 actually, so. 0.96

00:24:11.100 Big dickitis is what it is. 0.99

00:24:12.480 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:13.020 Yeah.

00:24:14.140 He was, Crip was talking about his, his battle with big dickitis this week.

00:24:17.780 I mean, it's, it's ongoing, I'm guessing. 0.51

00:24:20.680 We're going to find a cure one day, but.

00:24:24.200 It's fatal for both parties, actually. 0.90

00:24:26.100 I mean, he will rip a woman in half. 0.90

00:24:28.880 It's, it's crazy. 0.88

00:24:30.760 I'm very sorry to hear him on every day.

00:24:32.800 Like, isn't it, isn't it crazy how, like, if you, if you cut the, like, the skin off

00:24:37.100 your finger, it'll grow back, but your foreskin, like, that's a wrap. 0.77

00:24:40.180 Cut that off, there's, there's no coming back from that. 0.97

00:24:42.620 That's what's wrong with you, right?

00:24:43.460 It just keeps coming back?

00:24:44.840 Yep.

00:24:45.240 Yep. 1.00

00:24:45.480 It just adds up to more dick. 1.00

00:24:48.500 That's the, I think the, the, the guy with the longest dick, the biggest dick in the 1.00

00:24:52.680 world, it actually is like that. 1.00

00:24:54.860 I'm pretty sure, like, his dick is just like. 1.00

00:24:56.700 Just all foreskin? 1.00

00:24:57.440 It's all foreskin. 0.92

00:24:58.500 Yeah. 0.51

00:24:58.680 Yeah, but it's like, it's, it's, it's like, it literally goes, like, down to his, like,

00:25:03.040 his feet.

00:25:03.840 Like, his legs.

00:25:04.940 Those are the dudes from India.

00:25:06.080 They, you ever see that?

00:25:06.880 They take, like, a twig and they wrap it. 0.86

00:25:08.860 They stretch their foreskin. 1.00

00:25:10.300 That's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:25:11.320 Well, so what you were saying, the foreskin doesn't grow back, but you can stretch the 1.00

00:25:14.940 rest of your penis skin to remake the foreskin. 0.98

00:25:18.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:18.940 But how do you fill it up?

00:25:20.440 That's the question.

00:25:22.020 Look at Cole, look at Cole's face as we talk about this, because he has no clue what a foreskin

00:25:26.020 does.

00:25:26.420 No, I have no clue, dude.

00:25:29.100 That thing was snipped off. 1.00

00:25:30.400 I mean, I probably wasn't even out of the vagina yet, and they were just like, snip that shit 1.00

00:25:34.080 off. 1.00

00:25:35.140 The cool thing about having a foreskin that big, though, is that it's just, like, your 0.98

00:25:40.500 own already made condom. 0.98

00:25:44.140 You just tie it up right there, and then you're good. 0.60

00:25:47.100 You can come all you want, and then unfold it, and then just, like, keep this out like a 0.99

00:25:52.420 fucking tube of icing. 0.99

00:25:54.400 We need to make a mess. 1.00

00:25:55.260 Oh, my God.

00:25:56.580 Imagine, though, if you forget to untie it, and then, like, you're like, a couple days 0.99

00:26:00.760 later, you're like, oh, shit, I forgot. 0.97

00:26:02.580 A couple days? 1.00

00:26:03.580 You still have to pee, you maniac. 1.00

00:26:05.280 What are you doing? 1.00

00:26:06.320 You have this rancid cum, just like, it's all coagulated. 0.99

00:26:09.940 Oh, bro. 1.00

00:26:10.740 How are you not peeing multiple times a day?

00:26:13.080 What is happening?

00:26:13.740 I'm really dehydrated.

00:26:14.780 I'm so dehydrated.

00:26:16.100 I'm dying. 1.00

00:26:17.060 I wonder what happens, like, if you have really long foreskin like that, and you're fucking 1.00

00:26:20.720 a chick. 1.00

00:26:21.360 Like, does she think that it's a condom falling off of you or something, but it's actually 0.99

00:26:25.660 your foreskin? 0.99

00:26:26.580 I think your foreskin has to be, like, hanging out of her at that point, just slapping her 1.00

00:26:30.000 in the stomach or something. 1.00

00:26:32.780 All right, wait.

00:26:33.440 Let's play a game real quick. 0.98

00:26:34.400 So, if you're behind a girl, and you have, like, an extremely long foreskin, and you 0.99

00:26:39.140 start to choke her with it during sex, what is that called? 1.00

00:26:42.920 Because I'm sure, I'm sure that, actually, I don't think it has been named.

00:26:46.820 Yeah.

00:26:47.060 It's definitely something with the horse.

00:26:49.020 I mean, that's-

00:26:49.420 Oh, no, that's called the cock cape. 0.98

00:26:52.280 The cock cape. 0.99

00:26:54.900 What? 0.81

00:26:55.600 That's pretty good.

00:26:55.900 She's like, she puts her arms out like Superman, and she's like, and she's flying. 0.86

00:27:01.540 And you say, cop cape that hoe. 1.00

00:27:05.300 Hey, here we go. 0.92

00:27:06.700 The cock cape is so great. 0.94

00:27:08.300 You never did the cock cape, Cole? 0.99

00:27:09.520 Come on, man. 0.99

00:27:10.320 No, again, I don't have foreskin. 0.59

00:27:11.900 I can't really, I mean, it's-

00:27:13.660 Well, it's- 1.00

00:27:14.460 My dick is very distinguished. 0.99

00:27:17.240 There's no, I mean, it's just, I mean, tight. 0.99

00:27:19.860 I mean, it's tight.

00:27:21.560 What's skin on it? 1.00

00:27:22.200 That shit's tight, son. 1.00

00:27:23.260 I think you have a pussy, Doug. 1.00

00:27:26.660 What are you talking about your dick's tight? 1.00

00:27:28.820 Maybe- 1.00

00:27:29.300 The skin on it.

00:27:29.980 You know how, like, if you have a foreskin, it's very loose.

00:27:32.880 Well, you have a clip. 0.99

00:27:34.400 You're describing a clit, still. 0.99

00:27:37.620 This is incredible. 1.00

00:27:39.300 Okay, you got some tight, you got some tight dick. 1.00

00:27:41.680 All right. 1.00

00:27:42.580 Tight dick, man. 1.00

00:27:44.640 Well, hey, at Top Lobs' Ranch, we're all gonna whip our dicks out. 1.00

00:27:47.880 We'll all take, like, we'll all take a Viagra or a Blue Chew, bring some Blue Chews, and 0.99

00:27:53.760 we'll all get hard, and we'll inspect each other's dicks, and then we'll just see. 0.99

00:27:57.060 I mean, it's not gay. 0.99

00:27:58.420 We're just-

00:27:59.000 It's for science.

00:27:59.240 Just like the intro before the show always starts.

00:28:01.480 So, next Saturday, everybody, quick plug.

00:28:04.100 Come to Top Lobster Ranch.

00:28:05.380 It's gonna be incredible.

00:28:06.380 We are doing a live Robbie the Fire, Bernstein, and Tower Power, our venue event.

00:28:11.840 It's gonna be, like, 100 people.

00:28:13.200 It's gonna be crazy. 0.98

00:28:13.900 We're gonna drink and fuck, maybe, and, you know, it's gonna be awesome. 1.00

00:28:17.540 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:28:17.860 Hell yeah.

00:28:18.560 Come out.

00:28:18.960 Dude, it's gonna be so much fun.

00:28:20.080 I really get what you do.

00:28:20.680 The link to purchase tickets will be in the description, I hope, and they are, like, 25

00:28:25.820 bucks or something.

00:28:26.420 It's cheap as hell.

00:28:27.380 Just come out.

00:28:28.780 20.

00:28:29.280 It's 20 bucks.

00:28:31.220 The cock cape, by the way, I'm imagining, would wind up being more like a niqab or something 1.00

00:28:36.000 like that, where you put it over her head, and it's, like, all stretched out like that.

00:28:40.040 Kind of like an old-school mob hit with, like, a plastic bag.

00:28:48.580 Maybe that's what it is.

00:28:49.680 Whenever she wants to be choked, but you're hitting it from behind, and so you just pull 0.99

00:28:53.140 over the cock cape, and then you just suffocate her like that. 1.00

00:28:56.700 You call that a dix-fix-fixiation. 0.99

00:28:59.180 Damn it, I almost, I couldn't get it out. 0.87

00:29:01.040 Dix-fix-iation. 0.98

00:29:01.900 That's dix-iation, yeah. 1.00

00:29:04.120 By the way, we're all in agreement on Fats, right?

00:29:07.100 I mean, that's, uh... 0.97

00:29:08.180 No, no, Top is adamantly hates Jews. 0.95

00:29:11.000 He really does. 0.87

00:29:12.020 I don't know. 0.99

00:29:13.100 He just hates those Jews, dude. 0.99

00:29:14.860 I mean, you made some pretty good points to get rid of the Jews, just because you essentially 1.00

00:29:19.660 equated them to the globalists.

00:29:21.280 So this is tough, because then you have the fats who are basically leeching off of the

00:29:25.800 healthcare system and causing a ton of problems that way, and there's also the whole thing... 0.99

00:29:29.820 But the healthcare system is fucked up because of the Jews, obviously. 1.00

00:29:32.360 That's true. 1.00

00:29:33.120 Yeah, and, well, and then there's the whole, like, who's to blame...

00:29:36.120 Chicken and egg kind of thing.

00:29:38.000 Right.

00:29:38.600 Who's to blame for the, like, the fat virtue signaling that's going on right now, where

00:29:42.900 it's, like, becoming normalized to be fat, essentially.

00:29:46.820 Well, that's another group here that we're not at yet. 0.98

00:29:52.200 I blame the white women for that. 1.00

00:29:54.720 That's true. 0.98

00:29:56.040 Interesting.

00:29:56.980 That's true.

00:29:57.400 Well, fortunately, if we take white women to the next round, then we can not worry about, 1.00

00:30:03.700 you know, Dianne Feinstein and Pelosi.

00:30:06.200 I assume she's Jewish.

00:30:07.180 I have no idea.

00:30:08.500 Yeah, that's true.

00:30:09.360 You know, those type of people.

00:30:10.320 Like, it's important that we get rid of them somehow, but I don't...

00:30:12.900 I just think that, you know, they're not fat, but I still think that...

00:30:18.620 God, I don't know.

00:30:19.520 I don't know, because I bet Larry Fink is a Jew, and he runs BlackRock, and they're, like, 1.00

00:30:23.780 fucking up the entire economy. 0.99

00:30:25.500 Obviously, every central banker's a Jew. 1.00

00:30:27.100 This is a problem, guys.

00:30:28.100 It's very hard, because, I mean, again, like I said, if you're just, like, going throughout

00:30:35.700 your everyday life, you're going to be dealing with the fats way more. 0.51

00:30:39.360 That's going to be up in your face.

00:30:41.300 I mean, but whenever you go to pay for something, whenever you go, like, whenever you...

00:30:45.340 I mean, that's when you go to the Jews now. 0.99

00:30:48.580 Well, it's interesting, because...

00:30:50.420 The way I would see it is, I want to keep Woody Allen alive as long as humanly possible,

00:30:58.620 just to piss people off.

00:31:01.940 That's true.

00:31:02.680 Where, like, there's not too many, like, fat people that are the equivalent of Woody Allen.

00:31:09.340 Can we talk for a minute about how base it is to marry your stepdaughter?

00:31:12.880 I mean, that is pretty base.

00:31:14.700 It's such a bold move.

00:31:15.440 That's like...

00:31:16.020 So, I'm really into...

00:31:17.860 I'm raising the chickens now.

00:31:18.860 Oh, that's like raising your own meat chicken, but it's your daughter, and then you... 0.99

00:31:21.840 For the most part, it's like, well, he's an icon, so, like, fucking he can... 0.99

00:31:29.880 I guess. 0.99

00:31:30.900 I guess, okay.

00:31:31.820 Like, it's not illegal, I guess.

00:31:34.320 So, I mean, he can do it.

00:31:35.180 Have you seen how good his movies are?

00:31:37.080 I mean, it was the same thing with Roman Polanski.

00:31:38.720 He's, like, pounding some 12-year-old in us, and everyone's just like, yeah, but his movies,

00:31:42.480 though.

00:31:43.060 It was just a different time, clearly.

00:31:44.840 Wait, didn't Roman Polanski direct, uh...

00:31:49.260 Yeah.

00:31:49.500 What's the director?

00:31:51.700 Eyes Wide Shut?

00:31:52.440 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:31:53.360 What movie?

00:31:53.560 No, that's Stanley Kubrick.

00:31:54.920 Did Roman Polanski direct, um...

00:31:58.180 Rosemary's Baby that has Mia Farrow in it, who is the mother of that stepdaughter? 1.00

00:32:04.340 Yeah, I think you might be right.

00:32:05.980 I might be wrong about that.

00:32:07.360 I would have to look that up. 0.99

00:32:08.900 Damn. 1.00

00:32:09.680 Six degrees of pedophilia. 1.00

00:32:11.160 Interesting.

00:32:11.400 No, you're right.

00:32:14.520 Wow.

00:32:15.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:16.100 Here's another thing, though.

00:32:17.240 No, you're absolutely right.

00:32:18.400 Here's another thing, though, with this.

00:32:20.680 You kill all the fats right now.

00:32:22.840 Here's the problem.

00:32:23.940 They come back.

00:32:24.360 I have a boner, just with you saying that.

00:32:26.260 But, what I'm saying is, it is...

00:32:28.940 The problem is, we're human, so we can get fat.

00:32:32.360 So, even if we knock out all the fats off the earth, that doesn't mean they can't come 0.99

00:32:36.460 back.

00:32:36.680 They can come back. 1.00

00:32:37.480 We knock off all the Jews. 1.00

00:32:39.180 They can't come back. 1.00

00:32:41.760 Well, that's by their rules, though.

00:32:43.360 But, I mean, in reality, you could still convert, right?

00:32:47.240 Yeah.

00:32:47.700 I'm talking about, like...

00:32:48.760 I mean, I'm talking about...

00:32:50.520 Ashkenazi stuff.

00:32:51.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:32:51.940 We're talking about Mother Bloodline, all that shit. 0.99

00:32:54.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:32:55.320 Gone. 1.00

00:32:56.340 Not fucking religious. 0.99

00:32:58.260 I mean, those guys don't really do much. 0.99

00:33:00.400 It's the...

00:33:01.180 It's the...

00:33:02.700 It's the bankers.

00:33:03.820 Here's a...

00:33:04.500 Before we decide, here's another, like, a better question.

00:33:07.180 When we're talking about Jews, are we talking about, like, Dave Smith, or, like, rabbis, 1.00

00:33:11.760 or are we talking about the real Jews?

00:33:14.560 It's all of them, I think. 0.98

00:33:15.820 The blacks. 0.99

00:33:16.680 The blacks. 0.99

00:33:19.680 Were you going to black Israelites? 0.97

00:33:21.440 Black Israelites, yeah. 0.84

00:33:22.600 The black Hebrew Israelites.

00:33:24.020 So they say...

00:33:25.140 Oh, I forgot.

00:33:25.760 Nick Cannon is a black Hebrew Israelite. 1.00

00:33:27.980 You're right.

00:33:30.100 And Yakub, who we're going to have to talk about at some point in this episode. 0.69

00:33:33.380 That makes me want to knock off the Jews, knowing that I can get rid of Nick Cannon. 0.90

00:33:40.120 After my thing of, like, of thinking of, if we get rid of the fats, I can just come back. 0.96

00:33:44.400 But if we really do get rid of whatever, like, an ethnicity, they can't. 1.00

00:33:48.740 They literally...

00:33:49.360 I mean, it's just...

00:33:49.980 They're gone.

00:33:50.520 They're out of the gene pool.

00:33:52.300 I mean...

00:33:53.220 And we know how much you desire that.

00:33:54.940 All right.

00:33:55.280 We got to vote.

00:33:56.320 Let's let Top go last. 0.99

00:33:57.720 So let's go Toad first. 0.90

00:34:00.040 Jews. 0.96

00:34:00.880 Wow.

00:34:01.780 Top.

00:34:02.040 I'm going to say fats, because...

00:34:06.120 Wow. 1.00

00:34:07.840 Because I'm a treacherous motherfucker. 1.00

00:34:09.560 Fuck you, Toad. 1.00

00:34:10.640 I can't believe how anti-Semitic you are, man. 1.00

00:34:12.920 I know. 0.95

00:34:13.400 Unbelievable.

00:34:14.040 Fats. 1.00

00:34:14.440 It is really fucked up that you're like, hey, Jews, as much as you do, Toad. 1.00

00:34:18.240 I'm going fats, too. 1.00

00:34:19.900 I'm going fats, too.

00:34:21.400 I'm going Jews. 0.62

00:34:22.660 And so this is down to Crypt Daddy.

00:34:24.460 Jesus. 1.00

00:34:24.860 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:34:26.020 Singular vote gets to eliminate either fats or Jews. 1.00

00:34:28.840 Germal, please.

00:34:29.280 I'm saying fats.

00:34:33.080 Yo. 1.00

00:34:33.640 Damn, fat boom on. 1.00

00:34:36.000 Man. 1.00

00:34:36.880 Burt Kreischer shots fired.

00:34:38.840 In an upset.

00:34:40.220 Wow.

00:34:41.100 It's not an upset, actually, because the fats are number one seed.

00:34:44.240 That's true.

00:34:45.220 In my mind, though. 0.97

00:34:46.300 Jews were a low five seed, though. 0.85

00:34:47.980 I mean, I feel like they should have been a number two.

00:34:50.080 But, I mean, they got...

00:34:51.480 I think we did.

00:34:52.080 Oh, man.

00:34:53.080 Totally fine.

00:34:54.060 What's funny is we didn't even really talk about fat chicks, which is the real reason

00:34:57.220 I wanted to eliminate fats.

00:34:58.540 I didn't.

00:34:59.080 You didn't realize I was talking about them.

00:35:00.560 I mentioned Tom Woods' ex-wife.

00:35:02.980 Oh, well, yeah. 0.99

00:35:03.980 Why would you want to get rid of fat chicks? 1.00

00:35:05.540 That's a question that I was going to ask. 0.57

00:35:06.340 Right. 0.99

00:35:06.520 They have big boobs. 1.00

00:35:09.400 Why would I want to get rid of fat chicks? 1.00

00:35:10.820 Because they smell bad. 0.92

00:35:14.000 No, I beg to defer.

00:35:15.840 I know a skinny one that smells bad.

00:35:17.340 Yeah, that doesn't stop doing it, so.

00:35:21.120 I know quite a few skinny women. 1.00

00:35:23.640 But just stink like fish, dude. 1.00

00:35:25.760 Oh, yeah.

00:35:26.480 We do, too.

00:35:29.840 You look like a horse.

00:35:31.400 Because here's the thing.

00:35:32.960 I think they ride on their skinniness.

00:35:37.080 And they're just like, I don't have to do anything else.

00:35:39.680 I'm skinny.

00:35:41.060 Actually, Daniel Tosh has a great joke on this.

00:35:43.180 And it's just like, because all these skinny chicks think they're like models. 1.00

00:35:47.900 It's like, you look like a troll. 0.81

00:35:49.340 And they're like, but I'm skinny. 1.00

00:35:51.260 It was like, you're ugly. 1.00

00:35:52.800 Yeah, no, it's that new, that fucking goblin mode shit. 1.00

00:35:58.620 You know? 1.00

00:35:59.740 Have you guys been hearing about that?

00:36:01.500 Goblin mode?

00:36:02.500 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:36:03.480 Fucking people going goblin mode. 1.00

00:36:06.740 It's essentially just a new term for sloppy bitches. 1.00

00:36:11.640 That you walk into their room and it's like, oh my god, bitch, you live like this. 1.00

00:36:16.460 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:36:17.940 Okay, that's goblin mode.

00:36:19.700 I like that.

00:36:20.580 Can you use it in a sentence? 0.99

00:36:21.780 Like, would you walk in and be like, bitch, you goblin mode right now? 1.00

00:36:24.960 Yeah, like, dude, I'm goblin mode right now. 1.00

00:36:27.180 Like, right now?

00:36:28.080 Mine's pretty clean.

00:36:29.260 I'm not, like, it's a little dirty, but nothing that's just like a few.

00:36:32.580 I'm not in goblin mode yet.

00:36:34.200 But I have been.

00:36:35.280 This is goblin mode.

00:36:35.900 It's clean laundry, by the way.

00:36:40.520 It's not goblin mode.

00:36:41.240 It has an excuse.

00:36:42.560 But it is goblin mode. 0.99

00:36:44.320 I fucking love Cole because he's got the balls to just, he probably turned his camera and said, 1.00

00:36:48.080 I don't give a fuck what these people think. 1.00

00:36:49.440 This is all my dirty clothes. 0.99

00:36:50.920 It's clean clothes.

00:36:52.780 Toad up here with his weights aligned.

00:36:55.260 Like, look at your weights, Toad.

00:36:56.820 They didn't move.

00:36:57.960 They didn't move since, like, last week, all right? 1.00

00:37:00.200 Don't give me this bullshit. 0.99

00:37:01.160 It's not true. 1.00

00:37:01.960 I've used them four or five times since last week.

00:37:04.780 Hey! 0.99

00:37:04.860 I should just put that on, yeah.

00:37:07.100 We're twins, doggy.

00:37:08.020 I love it.

00:37:09.060 All right. 1.00

00:37:09.640 Speaking of bitches that smell bad, we got trannies versus bitch fuck cucks. 1.00

00:37:14.960 And this is going to be tough on Crip because he's not familiar with Reed Coverdale's bitch 1.00

00:37:19.980 fuck cucks. 0.99

00:37:20.720 Basically, the way we use it is to describe primarily our detractors, like the people that 1.00

00:37:26.100 hate us unnecessarily, but also people that just are, like, unprincipled or cowardly.

00:37:31.940 Like, we call them blue-pilled libertarians, which probably means nothing to you, but anyways. 0.98

00:37:36.680 So that's, you're probably going to go with trannies. 1.00

00:37:39.180 Actually, I don't know.

00:37:39.800 Maybe you're into it.

00:37:41.400 We'll find out.

00:37:42.280 This is going to be interesting. 0.99

00:37:42.640 I wonder if bitch fuck cucks can be used in more of a general term. 1.00

00:37:45.940 If it could be, like, a person. 1.00

00:37:47.160 I'm trying to think.

00:37:47.980 It would be, technically, it could be haters.

00:37:51.200 I mean, haters could be kind of lumped in there a little bit.

00:37:54.780 Yeah.

00:37:56.000 They're also, they're like promoters of the regime, so.

00:37:59.980 Yeah. 0.88

00:38:00.300 That's why I hate them.

00:38:01.320 I'm going to make a very easy argument here.

00:38:03.640 Trannies are going to off themselves. 1.00

00:38:04.840 Let's just move the bitch fuck cucks along. 1.00

00:38:07.160 Well, 40% of them will. 1.00

00:38:08.720 And they also can't reproduce.

00:38:10.880 So, I mean, they're, I mean, unless you get a very weird, I mean, this has had to happen,

00:38:15.240 right?

00:38:15.420 A female to male and a male to female get together in a relationship and then make a baby.

00:38:18.800 That's happened, right?

00:38:19.480 I've seen the picture of that.

00:38:20.140 But I'm sure I'm actually, I know about one that's happening in my own personal life

00:38:26.860 as we speak.

00:38:28.560 Whoa.

00:38:29.140 Really?

00:38:30.120 And it is unbelievably fascinating. 0.99

00:38:33.900 It is so fucking wild. 0.96

00:38:35.340 Because, like, for all intents and purposes, homie looks like a dude straight up, like, 1.00

00:38:41.380 hairy, everything, and is pregnant as fuck. 1.00

00:38:45.280 Wow. 1.00

00:38:45.540 Oh, pregnant right now? 0.97

00:38:46.820 Yeah, right now.

00:38:47.740 It is kind of wild, right?

00:38:50.300 That is incredible.

00:38:51.540 It is very fascinating to just look at.

00:38:54.280 And for, like, the scientific purpose alone, I want to keep them alive.

00:38:58.680 I mean, imagine watching, seeing, like, Buck Angel pregnant. 0.93

00:39:02.140 That's what I think of.

00:39:02.640 That's what I mean, right?

00:39:03.980 Yeah, it's like, yeah. 0.99

00:39:04.880 Fucking Seaworse. 1.00

00:39:06.560 Honestly, just hearing this story from Crip makes me want them to die. 1.00

00:39:09.800 So I'm kind of leaning towards Trannies now. 1.00

00:39:13.280 No, I'm going to stick with bitch fuck cooks because Trannies, like I said, 40% of them 1.00

00:39:16.600 off themselves, and I just don't think it's necessary that we... 1.00

00:39:19.220 You also deal with bitch fuck cucks more than you deal with Trannies. 1.00

00:39:23.500 I do. 1.00

00:39:24.120 I'm biased.

00:39:24.680 I'm clearly biased.

00:39:25.620 Well, that leads into the, yeah, the argument against advancing the Trannies would be that 1.00

00:39:30.700 there are so few of them, like, who really gives a shit? 0.99

00:39:33.060 But then again, the regime makes it appear that they're all over the place, and it's 0.99

00:39:39.500 become this, like, huge narrative that's fucking... 0.99

00:39:42.080 The fact that they represent us when they write their bullshit in Cato or whatever really, 1.00

00:39:47.320 really, really bothers me. 1.00

00:39:49.340 So I'm sticking with bitch fuck cucks. 1.00

00:39:51.080 You have to be... 1.00

00:39:51.460 I feel like Top is very...

00:39:53.020 Has to be, like, kind of conflicted on this one, too, because he hates...

00:39:55.840 He really hates both parties.

00:39:57.980 Yeah, he does hate Trannies. 1.00

00:39:58.980 It's a good point. 1.00

00:39:59.520 Yeah, but then I also hate the Libertarian Party, and the bitch fuck cuck thing really 1.00

00:40:05.440 goes... 1.00

00:40:06.440 It really coincides with the Libertarian Party.

00:40:07.800 Martha Bueno is... 0.84

00:40:08.680 Martha Bueno is very into that... 0.64

00:40:11.300 Almost both, but... 1.00

00:40:13.520 That's interesting that she's a bitch fuck cuck. 1.00

00:40:15.840 Almost both. 1.00

00:40:17.800 She's a bitch fuck cuck, and she's an e-thought, and she's disabled, and she's a non-English 1.00

00:40:23.600 speaker. 1.00

00:40:24.080 She's all over this thing.

00:40:27.940 And she's a cop.

00:40:29.520 It's just...

00:40:30.880 Here's the thing.

00:40:31.920 Like, I would have to go with Trannies, because I just... 1.00

00:40:35.600 I don't know what it is.

00:40:36.960 It's just something about seeing it, and here's the thing.

00:40:41.180 Do we limit it to just you actually have the surgery done, or, like, are you taking hormones,

00:40:46.380 or is it just literally...

00:40:47.440 No, I think if you say you're non-binary, you're gone.

00:40:50.860 Okay, I like that.

00:40:51.580 Good point.

00:40:52.020 That's interesting.

00:40:52.740 That expands the field. 0.84

00:40:53.740 Because I would really like to eliminate those people, more than the Trannies, actually. 1.00

00:40:57.080 I really just hate, like, the young, like, the high school kids that are like, I'm fucking 1.00

00:41:02.600 non-binary, and I'm like, bully. 1.00

00:41:05.540 So are you advocating for killing kids? 1.00

00:41:08.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:09.420 I guess so.

00:41:10.200 Based.

00:41:10.480 Which...

00:41:10.780 I mean, with as many abortions as he's given.

00:41:13.400 I mean, it's...

00:41:14.540 Given?

00:41:15.520 Paid for.

00:41:16.600 Paid for, you know, or...

00:41:18.640 I don't do my dirty work, sir.

00:41:20.300 How dare you?

00:41:20.880 No, I'm sticking with it.

00:41:23.340 I really...

00:41:23.980 No, sorry.

00:41:24.340 I keep going back and forth.

00:41:25.200 Top, what'd you say?

00:41:26.400 I was gonna...

00:41:27.060 I was... 0.95

00:41:27.340 So, again, I think the LP is gay and all this. 1.00

00:41:30.380 I really do hate bitch fuck cucks. 1.00

00:41:32.180 They're just annoying. 1.00

00:41:33.080 They're peripherally annoying.

00:41:35.020 But nothing infuriates me more than Trannies. 1.00

00:41:38.460 And I consider Trannies, like, just... 1.00

00:41:40.200 And it's not, it's not like the people that are, like, whatever, that they want to do this.

00:41:45.220 It's specifically the people, like, for Drag Queen Story Hour. 1.00

00:41:48.740 That shit made me fucking livid. 1.00

00:41:50.360 I was, like... 1.00

00:41:51.660 I felt like Ben Shapiro, Glenn Beck, like, my conservative side was just flaring up. 1.00

00:41:56.560 We gotta stop these fucking Trannies in the library. 1.00

00:41:59.120 So, for that reason, they're gonna move on, in my opinion. 1.00

00:42:03.020 This is hilarious that they do move on, by the way, because then your matchup is trans fats. 0.98

00:42:10.500 That's great.

00:42:12.320 Yeah.

00:42:13.280 Well, and also...

00:42:14.360 Created by the views.

00:42:16.800 I feel like if we eliminate Trannies, you probably get rid of, like... 1.00

00:42:20.340 Like, most of the WNBA, which is kind of cool, too.

00:42:24.320 You just don't have to watch the WNBA. 1.00

00:42:27.260 No, but I'd rather they die, so... 0.99

00:42:29.020 The other funny thing about this, though, is that the Bitchfuck Cucks always... 1.00

00:42:33.640 They, like, support the Trannies to such a degree that it's, like... 1.00

00:42:39.560 It's massively overblown to the point where they make that their, like, highest priority.

00:42:44.280 You know what I mean?

00:42:44.700 There's just so few Trannies. 1.00

00:42:46.700 I think that's the main reason I want to eliminate... 0.99

00:42:48.540 Way less Bitchfuck Cucks than Trannies. 1.00

00:42:50.360 Are you sure, though? 0.99

00:42:51.620 No. 1.00

00:42:52.600 I tweeted about a Bitchfuck Cuck who is a Tranny who was targeting children in a tweet saying that... 1.00

00:42:59.180 She was saying children are not our property as far as the parents go, but kind of giving a... 0.99

00:43:04.460 He or she...

00:43:05.580 Giving a reason why the state has a right over your kid because they're not your property. 0.99

00:43:10.420 So I'm like, I just fucking hate all these people. 0.99

00:43:13.180 Well, the Bitchfuck Cucks are not just people in the libertarian sphere. 1.00

00:43:17.880 Like, I think it applies to many people who are not. 0.71

00:43:22.920 Like Mitch McConnell? 0.99

00:43:24.300 Would he be a Bitchfuck Cuck? 1.00

00:43:25.660 This is why I wanted Escalator Standards to move on. 0.99

00:43:28.680 I feel like the argument here is way easier.

00:43:31.740 Way harder between the two. 0.99

00:43:33.420 Would Sean King be a Bitchfuck Cuck? 1.00

00:43:35.820 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:43:37.400 Honestly, what you could say is Bitchfuck Cucks is grifters. 1.00

00:43:41.100 Like, legit grifters that would... 0.99

00:43:43.480 That use...

00:43:44.400 I mean, the...

00:43:45.980 I mean, that's kind of a thing there.

00:43:47.640 Because, I mean, these people at Cato... 0.70

00:43:49.500 After getting slapped and not fighting back and being a cuck, Will Smith's got to go. 0.95

00:43:56.200 If Bitchfuck Cucks moves on, Will Smith's in jeopardy, folks. 1.00

00:43:59.680 Oh, that's true. 0.94

00:44:00.280 That's true.

00:44:01.640 And movie talkers are still in here, too.

00:44:03.640 So, I mean, he could...

00:44:05.040 He could face himself in the final.

00:44:07.320 He's not just a movie talker.

00:44:08.980 I mean, he's a movie award talker.

00:44:11.540 I mean, this guy is the highest level of movie talker.

00:44:16.760 Yeah, he's a movie, yeah, face slapper. 0.96

00:44:19.980 But do we give the Bitchfuck Cucks, like, too much credit by moving them on here? 1.00

00:44:25.440 Because then that would be them sacrificing themselves to save the trannies. 1.00

00:44:29.120 And then there'll be virtue signaling even more as a result of that.

00:44:32.620 But also, I will say, just in defense of trannies, for a sec, that it's always good to know that deep down, that at the end of the day, men are getting praised at being better at women than actual women. 1.00

00:44:50.960 That's true.

00:44:51.220 That is dope.

00:44:52.020 Right. 1.00

00:44:52.380 It's really cool how Leah Thomas, who's, like, wasn't even that good of a swimmer, was just beating these bitches' asses. 1.00

00:44:59.080 Right. 1.00

00:44:59.180 Just dominating.

00:45:00.340 And, like, whether they like it or not, that's a win for the boys.

00:45:05.120 Yeah.

00:45:05.900 It reveals men's superiority. 0.98

00:45:08.060 It is a dude's rock moment, actually.

00:45:11.360 You're right.

00:45:12.100 Even if we don't agree with, like, the things they say, the politics, at the end of the day, they brought home a W for the boys.

00:45:22.080 And, honestly, if you look at a lot of them, I mean, this is maybe not the majority, but there's definitely some there that look better than a lot of women. 0.97

00:45:30.700 Oh, yeah.

00:45:31.360 I know of one.

00:45:32.900 Yeah, I'm saying.

00:45:33.920 I know of a few.

00:45:34.780 Bailey J and Blair White.

00:45:38.580 These men can look better than other women. 1.00

00:45:41.060 I mean, it's pretty insane, actually.

00:45:42.920 Have you guys scrolled through Blair White's Instagram?

00:45:45.240 Absolutely.

00:45:46.200 Oh, my God.

00:45:47.520 No, because I don't even get to the scrolling part.

00:45:52.800 I'm already doing it.

00:45:54.780 I've been doing this for 45 minutes now.

00:45:59.060 That's all I've been doing is scrolling. 0.98

00:46:00.720 Actually, he has a masturbating hand built into his wheelchair. 0.97

00:46:04.860 It's a flashlight, thank you. 0.98

00:46:07.500 It's one of those ones that looks like a foot.

00:46:09.080 This story is too uncanny timing-wise for me not to bring up.

00:46:16.740 I actually got DM'd today by someone who said they watched my debate with that Hody dude, and she says, I'm actually a transvestite, and I'm a member of the Mises Caucus.

00:46:28.180 And I just want to thank you for not tokenizing me and treating me, you know, how you treat everybody else.

00:46:34.860 And that's why trannies move on to the next round. 1.00

00:46:37.460 You got to go.

00:46:38.040 I was going to say.

00:46:38.800 Treat you like everybody else.

00:46:40.060 Well, yeah. 0.98

00:46:40.620 I'm going to vote for trannies as well. 1.00

00:46:42.880 And, like, I think the clincher here is there are some good trannies. 1.00

00:46:47.820 There are zero good bitch-fuck cocks. 1.00

00:46:50.100 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:46:51.280 I'm, like, y'all are literally, like, changing my mind on this. 0.99

00:46:55.160 These arguments are getting me going back and forth because you're 100% right. 1.00

00:47:01.120 No, bitch-fuck cocks, that's my vote. 1.00

00:47:03.240 Because, honestly, it may have been – I think it first started – it started with Crip when he made the point about how, like, 1.00

00:47:11.680 trannies just show that men are just even better than women. 1.00

00:47:14.240 They're better at being at women than women are. 1.00

00:47:16.800 I mean, it's just – so, for that, I'm moving on bitch-fuck cocks, even though I don't think – they're not making it past fast. 1.00

00:47:21.480 Oh, wait. 1.00

00:47:21.760 I meant I'm going bitch-fuck cocks. 1.00

00:47:23.200 Yeah, that's what I meant. 1.00

00:47:23.820 Yeah, I'm going bitch-fuck cocks also. 1.00

00:47:25.140 I'll change my vote to bitch-fuck cocks. 1.00

00:47:26.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:27.080 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:47:27.760 Wow. 1.00

00:47:28.460 Landslide.

00:47:29.160 They doxed me.

00:47:29.840 So, you're actually right.

00:47:31.520 So, this is more of Regis offense. 1.00

00:47:33.240 All the trannies I know are pretty cool, besides the one that tried to fuck my kids. 1.00

00:47:36.340 The bitch-fuck cocks. 1.00

00:47:37.280 You got dogged by bitch-fuck cocks, right? 1.00

00:47:42.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:46.300 All right, Crip, we've already decided, but go ahead and give us your vote.

00:47:49.860 Who you –

00:47:50.200 Oh, no.

00:47:50.600 Same.

00:47:50.940 Same.

00:47:51.160 I'm with you guys.

00:47:52.180 All right. 1.00

00:47:52.500 Bitch-fuck cocks. 1.00

00:47:53.300 That's a unanimous bitch-fuck cocks. 1.00

00:47:54.880 I did not expect that. 1.00

00:47:55.920 Wow, yeah.

00:47:56.120 This is the one –

00:47:56.860 We are woke around here, really protecting the trannies. 1.00

00:47:59.640 I like it.

00:48:00.420 I know, right?

00:48:01.340 This is the one right here, though.

00:48:02.900 This is the one I was waiting for.

00:48:04.820 Whenever we put disabled up on the board, the first person we thought of was –

00:48:08.980 Let's do it last, then.

00:48:09.560 I think –

00:48:09.960 You want to do it last?

00:48:10.760 You want to go –

00:48:11.320 We can do it last.

00:48:12.820 People that say whenever instead of when are disabled.

00:48:16.780 I'm going to say that.

00:48:18.220 No.

00:48:18.680 Sorry.

00:48:19.120 I'm going to say that.

00:48:20.120 I'm going to say that.

00:48:21.120 Yeah.

00:48:21.480 The white women argument is also –

00:48:24.460 We're not doing it.

00:48:25.480 We're not doing it right now.

00:48:27.040 Save it.

00:48:27.440 Save it.

00:48:28.200 How's movie talkers right now?

00:48:29.460 That's what we're going to say.

00:48:30.400 How's movie talkers?

00:48:31.120 How's movie talkers?

00:48:32.040 I will tell you right here and now.

00:48:34.200 It's not even up for a debate for me.

00:48:36.340 Movie talkers?

00:48:37.080 Got to go. 1.00

00:48:38.320 Holy shit. 1.00

00:48:39.360 Just go on. 1.00

00:48:40.200 Give your rationale. 1.00

00:48:41.160 You're fucking dead to me, dude. 1.00

00:48:43.000 I've met good tops. 1.00

00:48:45.000 Never met a good movie talker.

00:48:46.700 Interesting.

00:48:47.380 No way.

00:48:48.300 Well, I just want to clarify that you know what we mean by movie talkers.

00:48:52.340 I hope so.

00:48:53.420 But either way, go ahead.

00:48:57.380 Let's just say it starts with the letter after M.

00:49:02.000 So we're on the same page.

00:49:03.740 Yeah, we're on the same page.

00:49:05.180 Okay.

00:49:07.140 Well, this is interesting.

00:49:08.140 You've never met a good movie talker?

00:49:09.900 Well, this is interesting, though, because if you want to –

00:49:12.300 well, yeah, if you want –

00:49:14.860 I don't know.

00:49:15.340 If you want to get rid of movie talkers,

00:49:16.900 the cops are also going to help you do that for you.

00:49:19.560 So that's kind of like a double whammy.

00:49:21.660 Like Wayne Brady.

00:49:22.560 He seems very nice.

00:49:24.480 No? 1.00

00:49:24.780 No, I've heard he's an asshole behind the scenes. 1.00

00:49:26.540 I bet he's a pedophile. 1.00

00:49:27.140 Really? 0.99

00:49:27.860 I don't know. 1.00

00:49:28.460 I've heard he's an asshole, dude. 1.00

00:49:30.000 The man gets sting my pants off. 1.00

00:49:31.920 He gets sting my kid pants off. 0.98

00:49:34.020 He gets his little boy's pants off, too. 0.59

00:49:36.440 I just get that vibe.

00:49:37.520 Anytime someone's a really showman type, 1.00

00:49:40.620 I'm like, you fuck kids, huh? 1.00

00:49:43.200 No. 1.00

00:49:43.620 Jimmy Savile shit, dude. 1.00

00:49:45.080 Yeah, exactly, dude. 1.00

00:49:46.420 Tell me, like, how the fuck did Homeboy do that for 40 years? 0.92

00:49:48.880 Like, that's the most transparently Peter Rick 0.99

00:49:51.680 nigga that ever walked the planet as far as I'm concerned. 1.00

00:49:54.260 Like, I don't know how the fuck he got away with it. 0.99

00:49:55.720 Wait, who? 0.99

00:49:57.000 Jimmy Savile?

00:49:57.760 Jimmy Savile?

00:49:58.220 You guys got to watch the documentary if you –

00:49:59.980 Yeah, no, I'm not sure who that is. 0.93

00:50:01.920 Oh, is he like a major pedo? 0.98

00:50:03.580 Like a major pedo? 0.99

00:50:04.560 Massive. 0.99

00:50:05.040 He was, like, he was, like, the predecessor for Epstein.

00:50:09.980 It is insane. 0.97

00:50:11.600 He's like the Mount Rushmore of pedos.

00:50:13.380 He's on it, dude. 0.64

00:50:14.380 Oh, yeah.

00:50:15.020 He's, like –

00:50:15.680 All right.

00:50:16.360 Name your Mount Rushmore of pedos right now. 1.00

00:50:18.720 I call that fuck off. 1.00

00:50:20.940 Make your arguments for Mount Rushmore of pedos. 1.00

00:50:23.480 Well, Epstein and Jimmy Savile are on it.

00:50:25.940 But I'm going to go off the board here and pick a movie talker.

00:50:30.300 I think R. Kelly might get on there.

00:50:32.300 R. Kelly is 100% on the Mount Rushmore of pedos.

00:50:34.840 I don't think –

00:50:35.640 No, I don't think so. 0.99

00:50:36.780 He was picking up fucking chicks from high school, like – 1.00

00:50:39.360 He didn't fuck those kids. 1.00

00:50:40.780 He didn't fuck those kids. 1.00

00:50:41.600 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:50:42.820 We got a truther.

00:50:43.900 We got an R. Kelly truther in the middle.

00:50:45.040 Have you heard the remix to Ignition? 1.00

00:50:46.840 He didn't fuck those kids. 1.00

00:50:51.360 He gets a pass for me. 1.00

00:50:53.220 Keep R. Kelly's name out your mouth.

00:50:55.940 Dude, no. 1.00

00:50:56.800 Trapped in the Closet is a fucking masterpiece. 0.99

00:51:00.400 Have any of you guys gone back to watch it recently? 0.99

00:51:03.340 At, like, any time?

00:51:04.120 It is so good. 0.97

00:51:05.920 It's right up there with, like, the shit Michael Jackson was doing with those, like, huge theatrical, like – 0.99

00:51:09.740 Oh, Michael Jackson's on the Mount Rushmore of pedos. 0.99

00:51:12.060 No, he isn't.

00:51:12.820 He didn't do it.

00:51:14.080 I think he's innocent.

00:51:14.700 Oh, come on, bro.

00:51:17.360 And don't even get me started on –

00:51:19.120 He describes his pubic hair.

00:51:20.680 He did it.

00:51:22.540 I don't care, but he did it.

00:51:25.320 No.

00:51:25.940 I don't care.

00:51:27.900 He won 100%.

00:51:30.540 There is no way you're just being like, yeah, I just want these kids to go over to my house and then sleep in my bed with me.

00:51:36.040 And, like, I didn't do anything, though.

00:51:37.740 Look, man, once Michael Jackson became white, he became innocent of everything, okay? 1.00

00:51:41.280 Listen, all I'm saying is that if I have a whole house full of video games, toys, action figures, all this shit, I'm not wanting to share it with a bunch of fucking kids. 0.99

00:51:53.440 I'm not kids away from me. 0.99

00:51:55.180 I live in a gated home away from kids. 0.99

00:51:58.940 And if you're inviting over little pieces of shit to play with that, like, no, dude, you're weird. 1.00

00:52:04.900 You're trying to fuck. 1.00

00:52:07.280 100%. 1.00

00:52:07.600 Or if you're not trying to fuck, you're just trying to – you're doing some weird fucking pedo shit where you just want to watch them and just do weird stuff behind the scenes. 1.00

00:52:15.140 I mean, it 100% happened. 1.00

00:52:16.880 Same with R. Kelly. 1.00

00:52:17.520 R. Kelly 100% fucked some underage girls. 1.00

00:52:20.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:21.240 100%.

00:52:21.560 He did it on video.

00:52:22.980 Yeah, he did.

00:52:24.260 And I forgive him because Trapped in the Closet was funny.

00:52:28.120 Is Trapped in the Closet the one about the midget that's under the – 1.00

00:52:30.820 Yes, yes, it is.

00:52:31.960 But are you also going to differentiate between, like, 14-year-old girls and, like, 8-year-old girls?

00:52:39.700 There is a difference there.

00:52:40.680 So I think if you're on the Mount Rushmore – 0.94

00:52:42.180 You told you really sound like a pedophile right now. 0.89

00:52:44.620 Yeah, you better be careful with that differentiation. 0.99

00:52:46.800 If you're on the Mount Rushmore of pedos, you basically have to be, like – I don't know, man. 1.00

00:52:52.060 You have to be, like, fucking babies or some shit probably. 1.00

00:52:54.520 Okay. 1.00

00:52:54.880 Well, then tell me – tell me who's the baby fucker. 1.00

00:52:57.140 I don't even know. 1.00

00:52:57.420 I have no idea.

00:52:58.480 Let me tell you what I saw.

00:53:00.240 There's a movie –

00:53:01.740 Everyone on the left, actually.

00:53:03.900 I saw this preview for a movie called the – is it the Persian movie?

00:53:08.880 Or the –

00:53:09.160 The Serbian film.

00:53:10.520 The Serbian film.

00:53:11.580 Oh, I've seen the movie.

00:53:12.580 Oh, I know what you're talking about.

00:53:13.980 I've seen it.

00:53:14.360 That's awful.

00:53:14.860 Oh, my God.

00:53:15.720 Yeah, so the first scene, like, somebody gives birth and they – dude, it's just – I can't even say it.

00:53:20.500 It's not the first scene, but, yeah, that's –

00:53:22.580 I had someone explain it to me. 1.00

00:53:23.820 I'm like, why are you watching this, you weird fuck? 1.00

00:53:25.720 It's good. 1.00

00:53:26.640 It's a good movie.

00:53:27.720 It's a good movie.

00:53:29.400 I give it two mangled thumbs up.

00:53:33.340 I mean, that's my date night movie. 0.99

00:53:39.160 I invite a girl over, and then we fuck, and we see who can come the quickest. 1.00

00:53:44.120 If you can Netflix and chill to the Serbian movie, I mean, she's going to stick with you through anything. 0.99

00:53:49.780 Yeah, look, man. 0.99

00:53:50.720 There is more to it than just that one scene with the baby fucking, okay? 1.00

00:53:55.080 Because there is also – he does also rape a chick who's tied to a bed and then decapitate her with a chainsaw. 1.00

00:54:00.620 Okay. 1.00

00:54:00.920 Crazy. 0.96

00:54:01.780 If you can't love me during Serbian movie, you don't deserve me during Schindler's List. 0.99

00:54:05.720 That's what I always say.

00:54:06.640 I feel like this is how you get an Amber Heard, honestly. 1.00

00:54:11.060 There was also shit in that bed. 0.99

00:54:13.080 That's why it happened. 1.00

00:54:15.200 Am I the only one that just – that heard all of this shit about Amber Heard and was still like, oh, yeah, I'd still – 0.98

00:54:22.120 Oh, oh, oh, that's why I asked the question. 0.99

00:54:25.140 That's a dangerous hole, dude.

00:54:26.600 That's why I asked the question, and I bet I know what Clint voted whenever I asked, could you fix Amber Heard?

00:54:33.500 Oh, I voted yes.

00:54:34.740 Yeah, I knew you'd vote yes.

00:54:36.900 No, you can't.

00:54:37.660 You can't fix Ashton Birdie.

00:54:44.860 That's not true.

00:54:45.860 I am actively fixing her.

00:54:47.220 Rip has something hilarious to say, guys.

00:54:48.940 No, I was going to say, is it like in a – is it an unpopular opinion to say that Amber Heard is just like – she just mid to me?

00:54:58.820 She's pretty mid to me. 0.97

00:55:00.160 I don't think it's an unpopular opinion. 1.00

00:55:02.700 I will say 10 years ago, she was a fucking dime. 0.99

00:55:05.400 Now she looks like that Orange County, like lip-injected action, and yeah, she's kind of falling apart. 0.99

00:55:11.680 She was drinking $10,000 of wine a month.

00:55:15.860 A month?

00:55:16.340 I mean, you can get expensive.

00:55:17.300 That could be a bottle.

00:55:18.700 Yeah.

00:55:19.640 I know, but I feel like she was – I feel like that was a bottle.

00:55:21.860 I know, I'm kidding.

00:55:22.540 I feel like it was all $2,000.

00:55:23.980 I was drinking $10,000 of bonds of wine a month. 1.00

00:55:28.400 Her teeth are all just red as fuck. 0.99

00:55:31.960 I mean, I don't know if I'd say mid, but I do get what you're saying. 1.00

00:55:35.780 She's not as hot as her makes it out to be. 1.00

00:55:37.700 She used to be. 0.97

00:55:38.840 Y'all telling me 10 years ago she wasn't fucking flies up? 0.94

00:55:41.160 Okay, I'm looking right now. 0.97

00:55:44.560 I would.

00:55:46.160 I'm not saying I wouldn't.

00:55:47.960 But I don't know if I'd be like, yeah, I got to lock this down forever.

00:55:53.560 Just go on the record that she's like, she doesn't meet your standards because I feel 1.00

00:55:57.760 like she might try and fuck you. 1.00

00:55:59.120 Would you let her burn you with cigars? 1.00

00:56:01.100 That's the question.

00:56:02.240 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:56:02.820 Yeah, I'm fucked up. 0.99

00:56:03.540 So wait, so she abused Johnny Depp and she has a kid with Elon Musk. 0.99

00:56:09.320 Is that true?

00:56:10.300 What?

00:56:11.200 No, no, I don't think so.

00:56:12.700 She dated Elon, though.

00:56:13.880 You're talking about Grimes, though.

00:56:14.880 Yeah, she did date Elon.

00:56:16.560 Grimes, that other weird chick.

00:56:18.260 She was like, oh, Elon Musk, we sleep in a trailer and we eat peanut butter all day. 1.00

00:56:23.640 But Elon fucked her, though. 1.00

00:56:25.560 I'd rather fuck Grimes, honestly. 1.00

00:56:27.540 I'd rather fuck Grimes. 1.00

00:56:28.600 She's got that weird, like, she's not quite a big titty goth girlfriend, but she has that 1.00

00:56:33.220 same energy, you know? 0.89

00:56:34.260 You just love fat chicks, Jose. 1.00

00:56:36.080 She's not even fat, Grimes. 0.58

00:56:37.180 No, no, no, no.

00:56:38.000 She has that energy. 1.00

00:56:39.140 We need to talk about this.

00:56:40.100 Because you have a very weird thing with fat chicks. 1.00

00:56:42.700 Not fat chicks. 0.99

00:56:44.060 No. 0.98

00:56:44.140 That's why we need fat chicks. 1.00

00:56:45.260 All right.

00:56:46.060 Amber Heard or Lizzo?

00:56:47.280 Who do you pick?

00:56:48.280 Amber Heard.

00:56:49.520 100%.

00:56:49.920 Oh, okay.

00:56:50.340 Okay.

00:56:50.760 It's because of the show.

00:56:51.500 Black is because of the show. 0.98

00:56:51.960 I'm not into...

00:56:53.180 I don't remember.

00:56:53.640 What were we talking about?

00:56:54.660 Because I know what you were talking about there.

00:56:55.480 We were comparing it to somebody else.

00:56:56.940 I don't remember if it was someone we know, so I don't know if we should go to...

00:57:00.060 It's definitely some people we know.

00:57:01.020 Oh, okay.

00:57:01.540 Then maybe we shouldn't go to that.

00:57:02.380 People we know all the time.

00:57:03.300 I wish I could remember.

00:57:05.840 Because it was, like, I had a good argument, but I was like, we can't bring this up because

00:57:08.800 it's someone specific.

00:57:09.680 Wait up, guys.

00:57:10.300 Let's stay on track.

00:57:11.200 We lost track. 0.97

00:57:12.200 Jose, who's your favorite pedo?

00:57:14.420 Who?

00:57:15.420 Who's on your Mount Rushmore pedos? 1.00

00:57:17.560 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:57:18.840 Oh, man. 1.00

00:57:19.400 That's one you got to think on.

00:57:20.860 You do have to think about that.

00:57:22.340 We mentioned a bunch of them.

00:57:23.660 I don't think that Michael Jackson or R. Kelly should be on it, but maybe that's just

00:57:28.300 like...

00:57:28.860 Like ones you revere or ones you're, like, more prolific?

00:57:32.460 Just all-time greats.

00:57:33.020 Just all-time greats.

00:57:33.640 Like prolific or ones you revere?

00:57:35.200 Michael Jackson has...

00:57:36.140 Technically, this is always the question for Mount Rushmore things, so, I mean, it could

00:57:40.760 be a little bit of both.

00:57:41.580 You could have either one.

00:57:42.880 Because, I mean, Keens is the first that comes to mind. 0.96

00:57:44.840 I know fucking Crypt Bites, I know that is. 0.96

00:57:47.420 That's more of, like, an autistic thing for us guys. 0.99

00:57:49.500 Keens...

00:57:49.820 John Maynard Keens? 1.00

00:57:50.660 Yeah, fucking, you know, Keensian economics. 1.00

00:57:53.920 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:57:54.440 I'm not putting him on any Mount Rushmore, that piece of shit. 1.00

00:57:57.180 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:57:57.780 Are we saying prolific or are we saying revere?

00:58:00.140 Because if we're saying revere, I guess I'd have to go more like a Michael Jackson or

00:58:03.760 Al. 1.00

00:58:03.780 If you were a kid, who would you let fuck you? 1.00

00:58:06.380 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:58:06.840 Michael Jackson.

00:58:07.480 100%, dude.

00:58:07.880 Michael Jackson.

00:58:07.980 100%, dude.

00:58:08.980 Yeah, dude.

00:58:09.600 Is Jenny Tatum a pedophile by chance?

00:58:11.700 Because that would be my chance. 1.00

00:58:13.320 Well, you can't even get your dick sucked and then going on fucking, on a fucking, what 1.00

00:58:18.320 is it, Steam Park or whatever? 1.00

00:58:20.800 Yeah, a rollercoaster.

00:58:22.020 That's a new one.

00:58:23.120 I don't know if it's too hard.

00:58:23.620 What a rollercoaster was.

00:58:25.980 On a vroom vroom.

00:58:28.120 You know, when it goes up and down and up and a vroom vroom.

00:58:30.220 On a ching ching ching ching ching ching ching. 1.00

00:58:31.720 That was an anal sex on a giraffe. 1.00

00:58:34.040 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:58:36.180 Yo, that was Michael Jackson's pickup line, for real.

00:58:39.280 He's like, hey, kids.

00:58:40.520 You ever got boo food on a giraffe? 1.00

00:58:42.640 You wanna go fuck on Goofy? 1.00

00:58:44.120 you ever suck a dick on a what's it called wheel go round 1.00

00:58:49.280 you just give me shit 1.00

00:58:54.440 how do we get on pedos that's not even an option how do we not pick pedos for 1.00

00:59:14.020 is that one of those ones that were like too easy they bought a movie talkers and they said r kelly 0.99

00:59:20.360 and i was like come on stop with that shit like some of these like like serial killer type people 0.98

00:59:26.160 would probably be on that mount rush where like gacy or something like that oh dude gacy's a good 0.99

00:59:30.980 one i just watched that first one he is like mega based like if you hear the logic for it

00:59:36.340 that has never been mentioned before no one's gone

00:59:40.020 listen hear me out here's logic his logic was hey i'm not gay because gays love them and like i'm 1.00

00:59:50.800 gonna go so far to prove it i'm gonna fuck them and kill them like you cannot say i love them i'm 1.00

00:59:55.800 literally just trying to get my rocks off i hate no one's discussing fuck no i think you're you're 1.00

00:59:59.800 confusing him with jeffrey dahmer right now no it was gacy it was gacy i don't know yeah but he also 0.99

01:00:05.520 he would also pick up underage male prostitutes bring them back to the house and like he would 0.99

01:00:10.800 fuck them and if they didn't try and like up charge him at the end he'd be like all right you can go 1.00

01:00:15.360 like so so i don't know if i really buy his thesis as to why he was icing these these gay dudes 1.00

01:00:20.900 have you thought that maybe he was just crazy 0.98

01:00:27.120 was he was he perchance jewish like come on 30 bucks for a hand job 0.83

01:00:34.240 yeah he's like how dare you charge me that much no he he said he said he would like he would he 0.98

01:00:42.240 would strangle them and just like look them in the eyes and watch them die like this that this dude

01:00:47.120 is this dude's like on the mount rushmore of base yeah for sure sounds base to me and they're also 0.91

01:00:53.080 underage kids which is i mean can you get any more base than killing underage kids actually you know

01:00:58.000 what mount rushmore i would just have one face and it'd be gacy 0.92

01:01:01.340 it's just one huge mountain and it's not even a mount rushmore for pedophiles it's just mount

01:01:08.720 rushmore period all right cops movie talkers we gotta do this i mean are we all i mean are we really

01:01:16.580 like deluding ourselves to think we're not gonna put movie talkers on i mean really i hate cops but 0.70

01:01:21.880 god damn i don't know just something just like movie talkers are like the cause of cops you know 0.71

01:01:27.900 how do you think we're gonna try there's like something charming about a good cop but like there's 0.98

01:01:34.920 a cool cop it just it's like a breath of fresh air it's like damn you know what okay cool you know

01:01:40.260 maybe not maybe not all of them you know but i've never in my life they had gone to a movie 0.63

01:01:46.960 and thought damn i am so happy somebody is talking right now i'm at this experience is so much better

01:01:53.500 because somebody is talking what if it was during serbian film 0.99

01:01:57.560 the only reason somebody would be talking during that is because it's date night and i'm fucking them 0.98

01:02:04.740 in a serbian film someone talking would be a welcome respite for me yeah yeah if you somehow 0.96

01:02:12.520 messed up words during serbian film you deserve to talk i mean how many of the other maybe it's

01:02:20.160 just fats maybe maybe i was looking at movie talkers and how many how much overlap is in these

01:02:24.320 other ones and i feel like fats is really the only thing there's not if you think about there's not

01:02:28.420 really a lot of many disabled movie talkers is there i haven't seen very it's very it's a very 0.81

01:02:32.720 white people kind of thing that is true yeah why is that is it because because black people just 1.00

01:02:38.280 abort all this is gonna lead into the uh the yaku talk by the way that's gonna happen soon i i'm 0.97

01:02:48.500 actually i think i just told the truth accidentally like i think no i think you did

01:02:52.980 only the strong survive have we touched on yet how fucking unfair it is we got taken off of youtube 0.94

01:03:01.600 like i don't get it it's just it doesn't make sense to me i don't know 0.87

01:03:05.120 what do you mean you don't get it that's the joke clint damn it no i'm also joking 0.96

01:03:12.840 yo clint how are you still so white in florida i mean i'm like look at me man i'm fucking glowing 0.98

01:03:18.940 out here because i'm the only one with professional lights you relax you know i think maybe you shouldn't 0.96

01:03:23.120 i'm also very white it's a good point um put some makeup with stage makeup on your forehead

01:03:29.900 i think that's the main reason that i actually want movie talkers to move on because i am jealous 0.94

01:03:34.840 of their melanin oh i thought you're gonna say their penis size no i got that but the melanin i 0.95

01:03:40.360 lack that makes me i don't believe you i don't believe you now well i am jealous of but here's the 0.93

01:03:45.700 thing with the movie talkers it's it's the chris rock thing we're an aussie now so i can say 0.95

01:03:48.920 it's the whole thing of like the niggas and niggers or black people and niggers or whatever 0.99

01:03:52.740 there's a difference like that's kind of the idea here so movie talkers are obviously following one 0.96

01:03:56.860 thing i like black people but like movie talkers that's like a different class of black people

01:04:01.340 and they're also on youtube tonight by the way are we whatever that's not gonna last long who cares

01:04:06.780 and honestly even though i as all anarchist libertarians as we are besides script i don't 0.88

01:04:13.740 know what the fuck he is uh we all hate cops but he does make a good point there was something 0.91

01:04:18.880 to like a cool cop that comes up and just kind of like i mean just kind of kind of like a bro 0.99

01:04:23.420 i mean like he's just like oh you're smoking weed it's fine dude just kind of you know just kind of

01:04:27.040 keep it down but or it's like you know that kind of thing i mean we would i mean like you said there 0.91

01:04:32.940 are some good cops as just good people just fucking i mean don't the cool cops tend to actually be 0.95

01:04:39.720 movie talkers if you think about it uh no those are the worst kind of cops honestly you're right 0.96

01:04:45.080 actually you know i don't know why but maybe it's weird because i don't get caught up in this

01:04:49.620 whole like uh i usually don't get caught up in this whole like well black people this or or like

01:04:54.480 they can't do this but for some reason i'm like i see like a whenever i see like someone pulled over 1.00

01:04:58.960 the side of the road and i see a black cop i'm like you're a fucking traitor to your race and i'm 1.00

01:05:02.700 not even black you fucking piece of shit i'm not gonna lie black cop i hate black cops so fucking 1.00

01:05:10.440 much i don't know what it is i don't want to fuck them in triangle 1.00

01:05:13.160 only because i hate them 1.00

01:05:18.080 i don't love them at all i swear to god i want to watch the life drain out of their eyes 1.00

01:05:25.180 after i fuck them after i come in their ass if we got rid of the cops and then cuddle a little 1.00

01:05:32.240 bit give them kisses on their neck and then i'll kill them not gay because i don't love them 1.00

01:05:38.300 i kiss them on the neck because they won't expect me killing them after that 1.00

01:05:44.400 no one's been killed after a cuddle my game motherfucker 1.00

01:05:49.620 jose is just gay sam i'm pretty convinced dude he might be all right we we got votes 1.00

01:05:57.040 if you got rid of the cops who's gonna who's gonna genocide the movie talkers well that that's

01:06:02.900 actually that's a great question top and i have an answer for you the same way i said that we didn't 0.97

01:06:06.940 need to move trannies along because they deal with themselves who kills more black people than 1.00

01:06:10.520 black people as long as we keep them alive they're gonna wipe themselves out wow i know especially if 1.00

01:06:15.240 they live near the coast those motherfuckers breed like rabbits i don't know what you're talking 1.00

01:06:18.900 clint clint's is trying to say they weren't so many you know what i'll help i'll help decide it 0.98

01:06:24.680 better okay cops was the best tv show but why but why because of movie talkers that were

01:06:34.020 most of white people i was gonna say some of the best episodes i remember are distinctly with 0.75

01:06:41.440 trashy white people i remember one that the favorite my favorite episode was this uh skinny 0.99

01:06:49.020 white meth head chick she called the cops because uh she paid her drug dealer and he just wouldn't 1.00

01:06:56.940 give her her meth i want my money back and he was like you you really called me out here for that 0.99

01:07:04.360 you realize you're gonna be jailed right and she's like why what the fuck she's like i didn't even buy 0.90

01:07:12.160 it this woman was actually adam cook cash yes you don't understand what's going on here we had a 0.91

01:07:18.420 verbal contract and he did not honor his side of the deal what are you confused about officers

01:07:23.280 officer i want my meth like this is clear fraud

01:07:27.140 no one has defended movie talkers you guys are going to leave it to me i've already i am a well

01:07:39.460 known movie talker lover and uh i cannot possibly move them on to the elite for the fatality comment

01:07:47.380 on crips cops thing real quick because he brought up a good point it is always the the white people 0.81

01:07:52.420 are funnier on cops like because like i feel like the the black people on cops were super predictable 1.00

01:07:57.680 it was always the same fucking circumstance something about like dirt like white trash energy 1.00

01:08:02.680 it's like off the wall and unpredictable and they do wild shit and you're like it's just amazing 1.00

01:08:07.720 whereas like it's always the same fucking predictable bullshit with a black dude yeah it's like it's 1.00

01:08:12.540 always breaking and entering and then they run they run they throw the gun away and they always 1.00

01:08:19.900 always find the gun and they're like that's not my gun and then yeah exactly black guy there's 0.90

01:08:26.840 chicken grease all over this gun this is whereas half the time the white dude will turn around to 0.96

01:08:30.880 the cop and start explaining how the jews did it and that's really fucking funny so now yeah i still 0.95

01:08:36.220 don't understand why we're debating this though because that's no i'm gonna defend movie talkers with

01:08:40.180 clint like i did last week i think there are a whole bunch of movie talkers that are actually

01:08:44.160 cool uh like i said they tend to be the cooler people that i run into like in the city they're 0.94

01:08:49.820 the people that are not abiding by the covet shit and then the cops are the people that are enforcing 0.99

01:08:53.800 you're conflating movie talkers in black you're you're conflating movie talkers in black this is 0.99

01:08:59.260 what this is what you're doing that was my whole point is it's it's the chris rock thing there are

01:09:02.660 different classes like like yeah they're both black but it's like they're subsections you got okay so 0.99

01:09:07.360 you're saying you're saying there are some good movie talkers but there are no

01:09:11.580 got it got it okay all right all right that's an interesting point thank you for that caveat

01:09:19.900 movie talkers ruin uh hollywood like pedo films though so that's actually a positive so i'm still

01:09:25.480 gonna move cops so what do you have against pedo films

01:09:29.200 let's hear him out well we forgot crip loves the woody allen films so they're good movies dude

01:09:38.460 they are good movies no you got a point and if you watch anything dan schneider makes

01:09:44.900 oh yeah it was great all those are on uh netflix now too which is pretty crazy like i just saw

01:09:52.920 the owner of the redskins no dan schneider fucking dan walkie in the van schneider are you kidding 0.99

01:10:01.720 me you don't know about the genius that is dan schneider dan the foot lover schneider 0.99

01:10:08.100 oh my god we got all of us in here re did you tell dave to come on with us uh he can't he has to go

01:10:16.460 did you say dave just come on for five minutes did you ask him that he had to run so i'm asking

01:10:24.420 you if you asked him that uh he had to run for dave that you don't even know existed did you ask him 0.54

01:10:32.620 to come to my house reed i did plug the shit out of tower power hour in the beginning of the episode 0.98

01:10:37.860 so yeah you're the worst and i named every single one of you even the lobster so hell yeah dude 0.98

01:10:43.520 all right did you name crip because he's the most important one here well he is but 0.98

01:10:47.520 you know everyone knows crip so we can't even see crip there's like 15 people on this

01:10:51.640 hey reed we're genociding so far that's uh right now we got movie talkers and cops so i think you'll 0.99

01:10:57.800 you'll be happy to hear that that bitch fuck cooks and fats have moved on so now we are on to 1.00

01:11:01.960 movie talkers whoa whoa jews didn't move on what the fuck it was it was a very close one it was 1.00

01:11:09.540 oh shit i should have cut the episode short so i could have gotten in here well it's your fault for 1.00

01:11:14.200 talking to a jew you could have eliminated the jews that's right well i had to talk to him before i 0.99

01:11:19.420 eliminated him i had to get the publicity out of it no no you get you sympathize with them and you

01:11:24.240 lose that aspect if they're not human so it's way harder to do it we use the jew magic to make them 1.00

01:11:29.320 both like people wait so is this on youtube right now or is it just it won't be for long i can

01:11:34.240 assure you yeah those two zesses that there's that two number you see the top that's from our 0.97

01:11:40.280 newly made youtube channel i don't know if everyone can see that that's two views or if

01:11:44.420 that's just way to start out with not getting banned with this episode like

01:11:48.040 i actually hope that it's banned that'd be hilarious like the first like one on their new

01:11:54.260 youtube channel yeah just create in doubt and double them all right let's tally up these votes

01:12:03.060 here okay oh yeah yeah yeah well real quick uh reed you have to give your kind of uh movie talkers

01:12:08.740 versus cops and why are you such a movie talker lover if you want to eliminate cops well i really

01:12:14.760 hate both but i just you know the cops i don't know they just edge it out i was uh yeah although you

01:12:21.560 know i didn't get pulled into a way station this week which is pretty nice because they usually

01:12:25.300 always you know stop and measure everything and you know give you a ticket but um man i don't know

01:12:30.940 yeah i'm gonna go with cops i guess oh all right am i a tiebreaker no no no no we haven't voted yet

01:12:37.700 and i see and i'll go next and mine is movie talkers let's go from the bottom

01:12:42.120 i'm gonna say movie talkers because i feel like uh clint is the type of guy that probably 0.98

01:12:50.940 fucked like one movie talker and still talks to his friends about it he's like yeah i fucked this 0.98

01:12:55.200 one movie talker i mean it was okay whatever but i was like you know but i'm not racist because i did 1.00

01:12:58.900 fuck her so i would just get rid of that talking point i know you bro i read it all over your face 0.98

01:13:03.520 i would just get rid of that so we can have that one talking and also i'm an agent of chaos i think if 0.99

01:13:08.780 we get rid of the movie talk us then we get rid of this certain like section of culture and i'm

01:13:13.580 just curious of what would fill that vacuum so movie talkers for that reason i agree that movie

01:13:19.020 talkers will be the funnier uh opponent that's very sad don't worry i didn't lose my service i'll be

01:13:26.560 right back okay i'm gonna i'm gonna go with cops because ultimately i think that they're a bigger 0.84

01:13:32.140 problem than movie talkers but it's close and i you know it's close it's fucking close 0.96

01:13:37.520 i'm going movie talkers also i mean so now we're tied up to two i'm going movie talkers 0.98

01:13:43.100 for really just one reason um you hate black people we know 0.95

01:13:47.540 it's a very even more specific than that um i want the nba to be white again 0.97

01:13:53.860 i want i want basketball back to the fundamentals i'm a celtics fan man i'm tired of this you know 0.84

01:14:05.020 i mean it's called a nigger ball like i i'm tired of this and then and then just showboating and all 0.99

01:14:10.900 that kind of no no no no yeah i want back to where they couldn't dunk yeah yeah i mean maybe a little 0.65

01:14:15.860 bit dunks but maybe not really hard yeah drop it in i mean when they do you're like oh my god a 0.85

01:14:20.420 fucking dunk and i'm just like another dunk like okay i mean i want i want the triple threat position 0.85

01:14:26.160 i want good clean passes if you want fundamentals and below the rim basketball you can watch the 1.00

01:14:32.500 wmba leave my black people alone leave my movie talkers alone you piece of shit lebron get the 1.00

01:14:38.120 fuck out of the get the fuck out of the earth my name all right crip yeah yeah uh i i've been 1.00

01:14:47.100 dedicated to this option since i first saw this chart so uh there's no change in mind i'm not 1.00

01:14:56.000 bungee i won't elaborate on it anymore i just it's in my dna i it's not changing i'm sorry

01:15:04.660 me as well movie talkers i will not elaborate there you go wow wait wait crip have you been

01:15:11.360 arrested for operating a wheelchair under the influence or does that not happen like no what's

01:15:16.380 funny is i remember being outside of a bar uh and i i was drinking and there was a like officer

01:15:25.620 just like walking the area because he was downtown and uh just like jokingly he's like you know like

01:15:33.160 technically i could give you a ticket and i was like really he was like yeah because that's a that's 0.98

01:15:39.760 a vehicle that you're operating under the influence and i was like i wish you fucking would 0.99

01:15:45.780 you just had an opportunity to eliminate that cop and you chose movie talkers no but that cop almost 0.98

01:15:55.360 gave him an opportunity to have a have a fucking uh headline article like the new york times or 0.99

01:15:59.840 some shit that would have been fucking amazing yeah because you don't think i would have fucking 0.99

01:16:03.380 rode that shit out i would i would have been suing everybody i would have taken every interview 1.00

01:16:08.960 and i would have been saying the most outlandish shit you would have rode that wheelchair right into 0.99

01:16:15.520 a mansion to the movie talker academy it's almost better if you lose the lawsuits too because then 0.99

01:16:22.680 you get to be like look how crazy this system is and you can even like play it out even more like

01:16:27.580 you can go for go for oh we can grift so hard yeah we should have gotten a different order by the way

01:16:33.380 amber heard on it so you know what's crazy making me think now the movie talker section says i mean

01:16:38.520 it's moved on like two rounds now it makes me feel like maybe that guy that was an aurora in that

01:16:43.700 movie theater was justified yeah dude did we talk about jacob yet did we talk about you no we're 0.99

01:16:49.620 getting to it hey real quick crimp do you know who jacob is no i did not oh fuck yeah you're gonna 0.97

01:16:57.400 love this all right yeah should we do it now or should we do white no this is this is the this is 0.98

01:17:04.500 the fucking big bracket right here all right i've got for cops by the way but it was four 0.95

01:17:08.220 three movie talkers so oh yeah yeah sorry less climactic in the order that we did oh so we have 0.95

01:17:13.680 we all did because we can talk about movie talkers a little bit did you see that uh there was an

01:17:18.660 article that i saw today it was like more like a thread on twitter about the guy that um he got

01:17:24.500 arrested by the cops and they were doing the like uh not inter they were doing the interrogation

01:17:29.520 and he was like i want my lawyer dog and they didn't give him his lawyer and then in court it

01:17:34.940 held up because the jury decided that whenever you say i want my lawyer dog they actually thought he

01:17:40.640 meant that he wants a he wants a dog lawyer 100 he thought it was like dr doolittle 100 in new

01:17:47.720 orleans this happened and so i mean if we get rid of i mean we got rid of movie talkers that's never

01:17:52.140 gonna happen again it's just because i mean yeah you know how much humor you're getting rid of by

01:17:56.280 getting rid of movie talkers anyways uh so unintentional humor movie talker twitter is 0.97

01:18:00.960 the best we have yeah it is you're right it is we have we have the worst people on earth white women 1.00

01:18:06.760 versus the strongest people on earth the disabled yeah that's right yep you know what we're gonna 1.00

01:18:13.720 start off with you crip because this one is this is yours it's almost built for you i think we even

01:18:18.360 in mind we made this because we knew this was gonna happen this well my argument last week why we had

01:18:23.580 to push on disabled because it one it's funnier and i was like how can you not have a disabled guy

01:18:29.060 on and not allow this to move on yeah you kind of gave us all hard attacks when you couldn't make 0.95

01:18:33.760 it yesterday we were like oh fuck and then we were luckily able to reschedule the non-english speaker 0.98

01:18:38.680 would have actually been good because he is mexican and disabled yeah but yeah disabled moved on i 1.00

01:18:44.740 guess but he's not a non-english speaker right yeah he speaks english i really don't understand what

01:18:50.160 he's talking about i'm just looking at you all right let's let crip the floor is yours crip yeah

01:18:57.820 so this is probably the hardest decision uh i've ever been confronted with

01:19:02.960 because really this is it's just it's a lose lose no and like i i don't like disabled people 0.99

01:19:19.500 i think they're the worst they're fucking gross uh they're a drain on society i have never seen 1.00

01:19:27.580 one that is of any value oh fucking these are all my arguments yeah okay you fucking discover the 1.00

01:19:36.540 black cool cool what's that do for anything at any point in time space is fake so that's bullshit 1.00

01:19:43.680 stephen hockman is actually just looking at a black person's anus actually i was gonna go there 0.98

01:19:48.720 i was gonna make i was gonna make a better uh joke but continue right the coolest thing he ever did 0.96

01:19:54.760 was going to jeffrey emcee's island

01:19:56.720 that's a real fan look it up it's real he was on the island he's on my mount rushmore

01:20:05.520 you need to build a ramp to get him up there

01:20:11.520 but you know it the he would be the only guy who didn't rape people because how could you rape 1.00

01:20:17.520 someone if that's what i'm saying even hawking i will fucking kill you with with with his robot dick 1.00

01:20:29.680 it was the perfect like setup of circumstances because it's like you said 1.00

01:20:36.240 fucking he didn't rape anybody if anything he got raped 0.99

01:20:39.600 yeah i mean unless he uses his lower lip like maybe that could be used but i don't know is that 0.99

01:20:47.600 is that child is that is that uh like does that count as pedophilia if if like the kid reaps you 0.79

01:20:54.080 yo if a 14 year old rapes a full-grown crippled dude 0.98

01:20:59.440 that's such a great comedic premise

01:21:03.040 i don't know the answer to that question

01:21:04.720 we got we got a little fish because he's still in the state he hasn't even got to white women yet 0.96

01:21:17.680 yeah and that that's the other thing right so all society's the world would fundamentally be such 0.97

01:21:27.280 a better place if no white women exist 1.00

01:21:30.240 and and i say as somebody who loves white women i do i i love a good white woman and it just 0.98

01:21:38.880 it does something in it to me internally it's that the mexican that just loves a good pasty 0.99

01:21:45.200 but on the same hand i fucking hate white women so much so fucking much with like every fiber of my 1.00

01:21:58.640 being i see them and i it's such a struggle between i want to fuck you and i want to kill you 1.00

01:22:08.160 once again gacy yeah i was gonna say there's a chocolate gacy feeling 1.00

01:22:13.440 and you can cut their head off with a chainsaw right after yeah it makes sense i get where he's 0.89

01:22:17.600 going from uh 0.99

01:22:19.280 so like i'm mad this one this one's really fucking hard uh i get where john wayne gacy's coming from 0.97

01:22:31.200 it's just such a crazy thing to say i love it 0.52

01:22:33.680 i just understand this argument i'm not saying i agree with it i'm just saying i get it

01:22:38.960 it but i feel it though we need it we do need whenever you you like love someone a ton but you

01:22:45.600 want to kill them that should be called the gacy like you're like i was with this girl last night 0.99

01:22:51.200 and man i was feeling really gacy and i was like i was in gacy mode i was in gacy mode 0.99

01:23:00.320 can i just say though if white women do move on i mean white women versus movie talkers would be a 1.00

01:23:05.440 very interesting one because that's like that's like my favorite category of porn so

01:23:11.200 a lot of good interracial jokes there yeah yeah a lot a lot of good content there

01:23:15.760 no what do you got for disabled versus movie talkers i mean i don't know let's not move on to the next

01:23:19.920 round yeah we got it i was thinking because we got but we got also got to think about who really

01:23:25.200 is bringing down the world here who are we a more annoyed and who is really like 1.00

01:23:29.760 fucking up our lives definitely white women yeah i mean i work in crystal clear that it's white 1.00

01:23:34.960 women yeah i'm genuinely torn on this one they're they're white women are the hr people they're the 1.00

01:23:40.080 karens they're the enforcers of all the woke uh coastal democrat bullshit that's all white women 1.00

01:23:47.200 fuck them but there's a chance to reform them and there are good white women there's no such thing 1.00

01:23:51.280 is good to say no i know that's no i agree with that before before crypt daddy came into my life i 1.00

01:24:01.360 i was certain that there was no value in the disabled um there's not don't let me trick you 1.00

01:24:07.680 no but but now now that i've really got to know you a little bit i'm still i'm still not seeing much 0.99

01:24:13.040 value so yeah but but but white women are definitely fucking the world up more than you guys 1.00

01:24:21.040 because and honestly it's almost compassionate to put the disabled out of their misery so like 1.00

01:24:25.760 if you want to really punish them you don't move them on to the next round

01:24:32.160 yeah you let them suffer and living their lives right like yeah and that's more compassionate

01:24:37.600 than just ending it no no no no but he's saying this is a win-win because you get to exterminate 0.99

01:24:43.520 the white women who want to live for sure but the retards kind of don't so you know you like you 1.00

01:24:48.480 just get kind of it's kind of a win-win so i don't even understand the mom oppression to both 0.99

01:24:52.640 i don't hate disabled though i just i just know they're a complete and utter drain on society and 1.00

01:24:57.600 they serve no purpose so clint is such a psycho that he uh he wants to leave terry shabo alive 0.99

01:25:04.480 yeah so i i'm i'm a libertarian so i'm about root causes and if we get rid of white women we would get 0.99

01:25:11.440 rid of a lot of retards down the line right because a lot of those retards are born from white women are 1.00

01:25:17.200 retarded yes the white women are yeah because black people are smart enough to abort the retards 1.00

01:25:22.080 before they come out yeah well we saw that three-fifths of the country you know is you know for for 0.98

01:25:27.920 abortion so i thought that just meant all black people but hey the thing is i mean i wasn't the

01:25:34.640 one who made that tweet on tower i mean a lot of us here's the thing a lot of us have like also

01:25:40.720 personal things because we all i mean i'm married to a white woman jose's married to a white woman

01:25:45.840 clint's dating a white woman top i don't know what your wife is like she's white our mothers are 1.00

01:25:50.480 all white women probably our mothers are i mean not tops tops mothers she's puerto rican but she's 1.00

01:25:55.920 white yeah that's close so i mean but so like getting one of the right women will get rid of 1.00

01:26:01.600 basically all of our women and our families which is kind of so i mean well i mean it will be pretty 0.87

01:26:08.240 dope well and it cuts into uh it cuts into like your daughter don't you have two white daughters 1.00

01:26:15.840 they're past the cute stage it's whatever 0.99

01:26:19.760 if we got rid of all the white women in our family who would complain to us 1.00

01:26:23.680 that's a great point and honestly but see this is the problem i'm not interested in 0.99

01:26:27.600 anybody other than white women i'm really not well yeah that's i love black women i don't know why 0.99

01:26:33.200 oh black women are so great i know they are but i i don't know what it is well that's what i was 1.00

01:26:37.920 about to say that's kind of a problem because like i am mostly attracted to white women and then i 1.00

01:26:42.640 i would say like latina is probably second no they're insane huge racist well yeah they're crazy 1.00

01:26:47.760 but they're hot black women smell so good i don't i love shea butter did you just say black women smell 1.00

01:26:54.560 so good i love the smell of shea butter i don't know what it is no they don't i love 0.95

01:26:58.800 they smell like old laundry well that's the best description of what black yeah it's like 1.00

01:27:08.720 it's like dirty all the black women the only reason i'm not a heater it smells they smell like 1.00

01:27:15.040 dirty laundry that they put on a heater and it dried out like one of those i'm just telling you 0.99

01:27:20.880 that's what it is the only reason i wasn't upset that that movie talkers moved on to the next round 0.97

01:27:24.800 is because i delivered pizzas all through college for four fucking years straight and i'm telling you 0.99

01:27:28.640 movie talkers do not tip for shit they're so bad so like that's other than i mean all of their 0.99

01:27:34.720 entertainment values do they tip worse than the jews i think so dude wow i really do we'll find out 1.00

01:27:42.880 in the final round why do white women even want to live because somebody said oh they want to live 1.00

01:27:47.920 but really like is there any ambition most of them are just kind of like i'm just trying to like

01:27:52.000 yes they they live for having power over others as most of them most of them are just living for 0.77

01:27:58.560 that next bottle of fucking merlot and their xanax at the end of the night that's like honestly what 0.99

01:28:03.360 white women are alive for yeah there's no ambition there's no drive it's just like they're just going 1.00

01:28:09.840 through it just a whole it's a great really do they really want to actually i mean is that i just

01:28:15.440 found the tower power our channel five subscribers nice what's up

01:28:21.680 we're fucking shaking up the world didn't we start it like an hour ago though 0.90

01:28:25.200 yeah yeah that's not bad five per hour that'll add up 0.80

01:28:31.520 we didn't even promote it he was like he sent out a tweet it was like wink wink and you're like okay 0.98

01:28:36.720 what the fuck is this bullshit here's our new youtube channel without saying that it's just a 0.98

01:28:43.040 wink wink it's not like youtube is it's not like youtube is like scrubbing uh twitter waiting for 0.99

01:28:48.880 us to say right got him are we streaming to twitter too or do we not yes yeah we're doing twitter i'm

01:28:56.720 sitting on the edge of my chair hour and a half let's start from the top and go down oh we're 0.99

01:29:01.120 waiting for crap yeah yeah you never answered what the fuck let's let him go last let's let him go last 0.97

01:29:05.360 because this is like yeah yeah pray that it's an even boat yeah we've made our arguments i mean 0.99

01:29:10.480 actually i've heard a lot of arguments for disabled besides the way on society the i mean they do get

01:29:16.160 all i mean if you want one positive note one positive note they are incredibly strong i'm

01:29:21.440 speaking specifically of the retards it the the retard strength is a well-known phenomenon and it is 1.00

01:29:26.240 remarkable and if we eliminate them we lose out on retard strength which also if you're in a crisis 0.99

01:29:30.960 if a car were to roll over you you want to retard around dude we had a fucking we had a retard on my 1.00

01:29:35.840 like that was like a manager on our football team and he would come in while we're doing weight stuff 0.99

01:29:40.080 and like he would just like casually pick up ridiculous weight and he was not like yoked or 0.80

01:29:45.120 anything we'd be like what the fuck is going on here oh and then walk off that's true and how 0.99

01:29:50.880 are you the white women might actually be more disabled than the disabled no another another 1.00

01:29:55.760 point is another good point another good point you've seen downsy kids they are way cuter than 1.00

01:30:02.560 white women oh it's not even close downsy kids that's true dude dude but they're hideous 1.00

01:30:07.040 cole wants to fuck down children that's what he's saying 1.00

01:30:10.880 but have you seen that that supermodel that has down syndrome 1.00

01:30:14.560 oh god i would

01:30:15.840 here's here's a good question to noodle on for a second between white women and disabled how many 1.00

01:30:26.560 do you think could read an analog clock because i think more disabled people would be able to read 1.00

01:30:31.200 that autism disabled or yeah we're right autism is included in the disabled yeah that's us yeah

01:30:40.880 yeah then we're all dead but yeah we can read analog clock we were thinking of white women 1.00

01:30:44.800 people on retards and like cripples and like the i mean but but this includes autism 0.98

01:30:53.280 so disabled includes autism so that's another thing we all have jobs

01:30:58.080 cole said that the down syndrome kids are so cute and then jose

01:31:02.400 the uh

01:31:16.880 well you know uh the the hugs when they're adults they're ugly but it's like oh that's cute 0.99

01:31:22.480 yeah they're so ugly they're cute but you know in um in iceland the uh the white women get rid 1.00

01:31:28.140 of the downs babies they've eliminated downs and yeah yeah that's fucked up dude 1.00

01:31:33.500 wait that's an argument for not exterminating white women because they're getting rid of the 1.00

01:31:39.860 retards right so that's true no no i want to i want to keep the retards we gotta get this we're 0.99

01:31:44.460 an hour and a half we still gotta go to jacob and i'm actually like way why do you guys jacob

01:31:48.480 what do you guys think about like when two downs people get married

01:31:51.180 i love that clip was just telling us about how he has in his personal life a female to male trainee

01:32:10.480 and a male to female trainee are having a baby but then he hears down syndrome's getting married

01:32:15.380 and he was like that crosses the line

01:32:17.740 and that is an abomination in the eyes of the lord

01:32:23.600 well now can two downs people have a non-downs child like like two midgets can have a non-midget

01:32:29.860 no no i think so like a double negative right that's a positive 0.99

01:32:33.820 that's fucking math bro 0.98

01:32:36.500 maybe we should breed them because they think about super geniuses they just could like they 1.00

01:32:41.400 like they pop out fucking pop out baby imagine it by like by like seven years old that kid just 0.96

01:32:47.600 like outsmarted his parents the whole time all right let's start from the bottom read what what 0.99

01:32:51.680 are you to say with white woman and then we'll do uh we'll go from bottom to uh from bottom to top 1.00

01:32:57.060 and then we'll do but we'll do uh crit blasts yeah i'm gonna say white women 1.00

01:33:01.000 because you'll also eliminate a lot of uh a lot of retards so all right white woman all right top 1.00

01:33:06.920 okay i will say white women only because i find the special olympics extremely entertaining 0.97

01:33:12.580 white women for sure they're going through 1.00

01:33:16.880 all right who's in all right clint i can't even like talk right now

01:33:20.980 i wish you guys could have just heard like what we just committed was like 15 minutes of straight

01:33:28.160 hate crime like it was awesome it was so awesome and it's i loved it it's just it's just so funny

01:33:35.420 because i really like there's like the sweetest people especially like down kids they're like so 0.99

01:33:40.040 sweet and y'all are like 100 these motherfuckers are worthless 1.00

01:33:43.240 all right dude they're like so happy and love life yeah they are dude they're so 1.00

01:33:51.560 yeah that's why we hate them that's why we're gonna get rid of them we had this we had this 0.90

01:33:56.840 autistic kid in high school his name was like oshkosh or some shit he was indian and and we would 0.99

01:34:02.680 and i swear to god we would just tell him to go fucking grab girls tits and he would do it 1.00

01:34:06.920 and and he got suspended like all the time but but he would he would always get brought back like 1.00

01:34:11.780 they couldn't expel him because he was retarded obviously right he gets away with that right oh 1.00

01:34:15.640 man it was so fucking funny i just so for that reason alone i cannot uh execute the disabled and 1.00

01:34:20.660 the white women must be stopped yeah i'm going white women here too just because i mean again i'm 1.00

01:34:26.920 gonna take it back to sports i'm tired i'll be right back i'm tired of these bitches complaining 1.00

01:34:32.260 about not getting paid and it's always the white women that are leading the charge let's talk about 1.00

01:34:37.680 that for just 10 seconds they don't deserve to get paid as much as us okay we can move on now

01:34:42.480 okay yeah that's it yeah yeah the whole 70 cents on the dollar i have something to say about that

01:34:48.320 clint i completely agree okay i'm done thank you thank you wait wait all right same go ahead

01:34:54.880 i make it a point to tell my daughter and wife we drive by like a construction site every day and i'm

01:35:01.280 like look at the sheer amount of dirt and bricks these men are moving these men they're moving 0.98

01:35:07.000 this shit that's true and then they might have to be they might be retards too they have i have i 0.99

01:35:12.040 have seen women uh construction workers but the only time i ever saw one was they were doing traffic 1.00

01:35:17.280 control yeah i'm trying to swing a sledgehammer holy fuck i'm going white gas chamber that's all i have to 1.00

01:35:24.480 say those are called lesbians or transvestites anyways i'm going white women for all the reasons 1.00

01:35:29.620 wow it's almost a clean sweep will we leave it to the crib to decide yeah well uh this you guys are 1.00

01:35:36.220 all fucking cowards fucking oh down syndrome kids are not fuck that no they're not 1.00

01:35:46.400 they have you they're playing you so fucking hard 1.00

01:35:52.300 it's all a game i've seen them i know them i've rolled the short bus with 0.97

01:35:59.620 them they're laughing at you oh they know what they know what they're doing they absolutely know

01:36:05.920 what they're doing wait you're telling me oshkosh knew that he was molesting oh yeah he absolutely 0.98

01:36:10.440 fucking wow and so that's a genius that that's a respect move on that on that's uh oh hell yeah 0.98

01:36:16.200 oh god what's that guy's name in the fucking movie all right real quick i gotta go running 0.99

01:36:21.280 go do something i'll be right back and do some business shit real quick but i want to say 0.99

01:36:25.140 i want to jump ahead i don't know where we're on the line i'm gonna say disabled but uh 0.98

01:36:30.760 white women white women i'm keeping around for the same reason i made the argument for the jews

01:36:36.540 like there are some positive attributes to white women and there are some white women who actually 1.00

01:36:42.180 like as a whole yes they are like a the the root cause of the problem of society but there are like

01:36:48.740 there's something to white some white women like positive attributes to where they're it's kind of like 1.00

01:36:53.180 the whole like edward bernard propaganda shit where they're kind of able to control shit they're very 0.99

01:36:57.340 good at manipulating things if you put that energy to good use there's something to be said for it and 0.96

01:37:02.280 uh if they would ever apply it to good use that'd be a great yes if they'd ever get like past a 0.93

01:37:06.880 fucking high school you know intelligence level you know yeah yeah and he said when he said he said 0.98

01:37:13.140 white woman as a whole you could have stopped and just turned your camera over there white woman 1.00

01:37:17.400 but disabled are objectively a drain in society there's no argument yeah there's no argument 1.00

01:37:22.460 against them they they literally like if we're saying disabled it's implied they're not able to 0.98

01:37:27.780 contribute to society so like it's just like implied they can't work or whatever you know like

01:37:33.640 so yeah i mean they literally are taking our tax dollars we literally changed the day of this podcast

01:37:41.600 to cater to a disabled person and you're saying there are always going to be exceptions to every

01:37:48.620 rule and you know what's funny i bet i bet kirk was telling the truth about he was taking advantage

01:37:53.200 of it he wasn't even busy last night

01:37:54.660 he was on the short bus this morning hey guys you want to hear what i did last night he was like 0.99

01:38:11.000 i told these fucking faggots that i couldn't get into their podcast that i was double booked because 1.00

01:38:16.580 i'm retarded i just had my mom jerk me off last night i'm sorry i'm a big fan all right uh 1.00

01:38:27.000 she gives the best hand jobs yeah it's gonna say not as big a fan as his mom 1.00

01:38:32.220 uh i'm voting disabled people uh strictly on the grounds of i fuck white women never in my life 1.00

01:38:44.060 would i fuck a disabled woman you said you would fuck no no you said you'd fuck the the downs uh 1.00

01:38:49.220 victoria's secret model i said i would didn't say that i did oh okay that's true okay and and even 1.00

01:38:55.200 then it's it's like i wouldn't fuck another girl in a wheelchair strictly because one obviously it's 1.00

01:39:01.120 not even feasible uh and and you'd be you'd be really surprised how many people have been like 0.99

01:39:08.700 you date other disabled people and i'm like you gross no why did i do that that's so fucking 1.00

01:39:15.360 disgusting dude it would be like trying to play bumper cars if you tried to fuck in wheelchairs 1.00

01:39:19.700 if you want the way i see if you want to date a disabled person you're fucked up you're a fucked 1.00

01:39:28.100 up person there's something broken in you because i wouldn't want to date me that's that's too much 1.00

01:39:34.640 the fact that you want to fire it's a fire hazard like yeah dude i just googled i just i just googled 0.99

01:39:42.620 the fucking pictures of the down zone syndrome victoria's secret model and y'all are fucking 1.00

01:39:46.520 wrong for wanting to fuck this chick looking at her head and my dick's so soft uh white women have 1.00

01:39:53.240 advanced anyway though because it was i believe it was five it was a valiant fight though between 1.00

01:39:57.580 i mean i can't even select it what the fuck um yo she's like this she's like this she's all 0.99

01:40:03.960 and everyone's like i want to fucking come in her mouth like what is wrong with you guys 0.99

01:40:08.260 the i saw a thing the other day and it was it was a video and it was a disabled guy and then like 0.99

01:40:13.880 a chick like right beside him and it was just like what are you his nurse and she's like no and like 0.98

01:40:19.440 what are you his like sister and she's like no like what she was like i'm his wife and then he was

01:40:25.020 just like like he was like oh and then like but you're right she was she's messed up there's

01:40:30.720 something wrong with her for wanting to be i didn't know what this was and i just looked it up and

01:40:36.120 i'd actually like to change my vote to disabled people 1.00

01:40:39.280 all right well it's four to three it's four to three white women unfortunately so why do all 1.00

01:40:47.700 downs people look exactly the same like her facial expression is the same i know bro

01:40:51.920 it's a nice rack it's they stem from asian people

01:40:56.380 it's like an asian gene thing that got passed down it was really the first coronavirus actually

01:41:06.200 is what it was it was yeah why didn't asian people make it on this list they're not english 1.00

01:41:12.460 speakers down syndrome coming from the disabled people are right there 1.00

01:41:16.100 oh man if that was in it honestly i might have gone asians disabled if it included all asian 0.90

01:41:22.960 people too we could just knock off china i mean just a lot of those are incels as well the asian 0.99

01:41:28.440 people so you know down syndrome looks like a that's it looks like a retarded person fucked a pug 0.99

01:41:33.160 it's like that's what the real disabled person here is is toad who just cannot seem to center 1.00

01:41:39.880 any of these words it's like it's really bothering whatever let's move on it's the font

01:41:47.780 man it's the font yeah you did you did you did design this and you look where you put the p on

01:41:52.740 april shout i mean like it is it's so far up there dude this is just how the font looks i mean i think

01:41:58.000 it has it has it has that was intentional i'm talking about there's a reason one but white women 1.00

01:42:04.320 on to the next round yeah there's a reason he didn't he didn't want to get executed and i i 0.97

01:42:07.600 understand it i respect it and actually robbie robbie was honorable he fucking was like he he 0.96

01:42:12.820 literally was like i'm voting jews just because i'm a jew and you guys are gonna think the opposite 0.86

01:42:17.180 so wait can we can we real quick do a brady bunch 0.98

01:42:19.780 brady oh shit i don't remember how to do it yeah i don't remember how to do it 0.77

01:42:25.660 all right hey by the way so we got right now too i think you called it the fatal four is that 0.98

01:42:34.800 what you call it a clan that's a great because we had the uh the elite hate the elite hate and then

01:42:39.160 this is the fatal four so we got to there next week we're doing the fatal four getting it to the final

01:42:43.920 two so it'll be the finals on it and then that's where at uh i can't think of a clever one for two

01:42:51.180 or a matchup or i don't know but it's the final solution yeah there you go you're right 0.98

01:42:55.540 we're gonna we're gonna get out of here on this we got oh wait how cold or whatever the fuck and 0.91

01:43:06.180 no one no one wants to talk about this more than jose so take it away jose you know what do you have 0.96

01:43:10.420 the wiki up i think i said originally we shouldn't bring it up but i actually think fuck it just put 0.87

01:43:14.800 it right on the screen i do it's pretty it's pretty funny this this all came about because we

01:43:18.880 give the background on why this came up is by the way this looks like a disabled movie talker go

01:43:23.840 ahead it's the uh there was the dc shooting the dc shooting which got very little coverage actually

01:43:32.200 it was kind of weird it was very weird this is why yes so the dc shooter which was just a very bad

01:43:38.520 shooter also if you saw the video duke gonna hit for shit yeah he was just he was he was an automatic 0.91

01:43:43.940 weapon he was shooting in the dc well they had they found a video of him and in the background 0.95

01:43:48.640 was a portrait of yakub and so jose take it away on who and what is yakub okay i guess i'll give

01:43:56.940 you the highlights we have these things here so you guys can kind of skim i was hoping it would

01:44:00.080 be like bigger it's fun it's awful to i'm sure anyone watching this on youtube can't see it for

01:44:05.240 shit i can see it pretty good because i have a laptop up but yakub all right uh there's nation of 0.72

01:44:10.020 islam and uh nation of islam is like some weird i mean obviously anyone who actually follows 1.00

01:44:14.640 nation of islam or islamic probably gonna piss off they seem to be some sort of offshoot of islam 1.00

01:44:19.200 because uh apparently like actual muslims don't believe in this shit but like the nation of islam 0.99

01:44:25.100 which is like malcolm x lewis farrakhan apparently this is some belief they have like there's some 0.98

01:44:30.180 weird offshoot off of it anyways yakub was this uh thing that thousands of years ago and we can

01:44:36.300 probably scheme i'll give you the cliff notes we can go into a little there's some funny shit in here 0.96

01:44:39.960 he essentially he's what made white people he was a big-headed black dude which is what makes 0.99

01:44:45.460 it weird like there's pictures of me he's like a big man like megamind he literally looks like megamind

01:44:49.780 it's gotta be on here is the picture in here if it isn't it'd be mind-blowing like why would it not

01:44:55.060 be in the wiki but uh if not you probably google image that shit uh but yeah yakub yeah yakub uh he 0.93

01:45:01.560 thousands of years ago he fucking uh genetically engineered white people because essentially 0.98

01:45:07.680 that's not real i've seen i've seen the memes going around but i don't think i know what the 0.99

01:45:18.680 fuck this shit's about this is yakub yeah he's like a nation of islam thing and it explains so 0.99

01:45:24.080 much because the nation of islam malcolm x was super anti-white apparently this guy like he got pissed 1.00

01:45:29.260 off by the black people they were clowning on him i don't know that i don't really care enough to 1.00

01:45:33.100 know the whole they were making one of his giant skull exactly he's like fuck y'all i'm gonna create 1.00

01:45:37.560 white people man exactly and he fucking he created white people uh through like i guess they called 0.98

01:45:43.500 it grafting but essentially some sort of like uh it was it was eugenics eugenics essentially read the 0.99

01:45:49.460 black out of the black yep that's yep and uh he made black he made white people and the idea was to 0.94

01:45:55.940 for white people and he taught them i think they even said like tricknology or trickology 0.95

01:45:59.600 basically were devious devils or whatever and so that we could control them and the one of the 0.61

01:46:04.880 funniest parts of this though is that he explained monkeys and gorillas as white people's attempt to 0.95

01:46:10.260 go back to being black 1.00

01:46:11.460 and this is a genuine belief louis farrakhan who's a modern figure still believes this shit and uh 1.00

01:46:21.460 yakuba also lived to be 152 years old by the way when was he alive i need so much more 0.88

01:46:27.440 6 000 years ago dude read the wiki i'm telling you there's so much gold in this so great like uh 0.98

01:46:34.260 like let me see skimp there's gotta be some good shit in it uh there's some very good shit like just 0.85

01:46:39.820 at the beginning here uh yakub uh was a black scientist who lived 6600 years ago and began the 0.99

01:46:45.740 creation of the white race he's said to have done this through a form of selective breeding referred

01:46:51.120 just grafting which you said uh and so and also this whole thing is by the way also that the black

01:47:00.060 people are the real jews it's actually i mean you can't miss that over this whole nation of 0.58

01:47:05.380 the whole point is like black people are well it's it's funny too because it sounds like this is the og 1.00

01:47:11.680 like conspiracy on on jews but they're just making the white people the sneaky tricksters you know yes 0.98

01:47:18.240 yes exactly exactly yakub is said to have been born in mecca at a time when 30 of original black

01:47:23.900 people were dissatisfied he was a member of the meccan branch of the tribe of shabazz yakub acquired

01:47:30.180 the nickname big head because of his unusually large head and his arrogance at the age of six he

01:47:35.960 discovered the law of attraction and repulsion by playing with magnets made of steel 0.99

01:47:40.280 what the fuck dude nation of islam is crazier than mormonism i didn't know you could actually beat that 1.00

01:47:46.580 i'm converting right he uh yeah he had a plan to create new people he saw an unlike human being 1.00

01:47:55.260 made to attract others who could with the knowledge of tricks and lies rule the original black man so he 1.00

01:48:02.020 he literally just got upset because they were calling him names and it was like i'm gonna create 0.95

01:48:06.360 white people and then they're going to enslave the black people that made fun of me and i gotta be 0.59

01:48:12.080 honest if i if i get to top's ranch on saturday and he doesn't have a shrine to yakub i'd be surprised 0.98

01:48:17.960 it was really funny though it was really funny though because he did like that there was a picture

01:48:25.500 of this so anytime you see that there's like these nation of islam guys don't they hate black people 0.99

01:48:30.500 like it was the same well the uh like the shooter like the subway shooter he was also like a fucking 0.99

01:48:35.600 kind of same kind of thing it was like they they hate the black people that uh i'm trying to think 0.99

01:48:42.300 how they how do they put it that aren't um like they have to be super against white people they can't 1.00

01:48:48.620 be friends with white people so they're like we got to kill the black people that are friends with 1.00

01:48:52.360 white people house niggas yeah they call them wigger lovers that that was just part of the white man's 1.00

01:49:00.040 technology man apparently moses taught us to wear clothes that he tried to civil he tried to 0.99

01:49:05.260 civilize us because we were living in caves i guess the black people were way ahead of us this time 1.00

01:49:09.740 uh i guess moses blew up and this is one of the weirdest most random shit he blew up 300 of us 0.99

01:49:15.920 because of the 300 the most troublesome of us um yeah of us being the white people yeah white people 0.99

01:49:21.680 i one of my favorite parts is all fucking races uh except for asians weirdly asians and blacks 1.00

01:49:29.660 every race to separate asians and blacks are just some sort of offshoot along the process of creating 1.00

01:49:35.840 whites like so where'd the fuck the asians come from then i don't know i don't even know they don't 0.99

01:49:40.560 even really explain they said they remember reading the wiki and they're just like except for asians i'm 0.99

01:49:44.340 like what why like makes no fucking sense they're like that would be absurd we can't say that all right 0.91

01:49:51.220 but like like like mexicans were just like i guess they're less evil than us white folks but they 0.94

01:49:56.320 were something along the way to becoming whites you know i mean so they were some or like the first 0.98

01:50:01.440 indians would be like the first fucking like uh try like he was like it was like the other thing i 0.99

01:50:08.560 like about this is that it says jacob had specifically 59,999 followers it refers to white people as 0.98

01:50:15.760 yakubians not even white people anyone who's an offshoot of this like even the mexicans anyone 0.97

01:50:19.960 except for black people and asians are yakubians and they lack all emotional intelligence and exist as 1.00

01:50:25.680 unfeeling unnaturally created predators where's the lie all right crip you've sat there stunningly 0.99

01:50:33.760 silent i'd like to know if you have any any feedback for us on yakub did my my edible kicked in 0.96

01:50:39.520 at the first time this is so fucking much to just take in 0.98

01:50:46.640 it feels like uh you're fucking with me 0.99

01:50:51.680 it's one of those things i can't believe i didn't know and explain so much now like i never understood 1.00

01:50:58.400 those weird black people in the corner be like we're the real fucking israelites and like shit like that 0.99

01:51:02.720 and you're like no what are you talking about like you goddamn white devils and then like this explains 1.00

01:51:07.520 this explains the black people that you've worked with that are hebrew israelis but don't really say it 0.99

01:51:12.480 but look at you a certain way and you can't figure out why and it's because they they're thinking 0.81

01:51:17.120 yakub yakub yakub in their head every time i'm like damn that actually might be something too 0.98

01:51:21.480 because i you know this story looks legit to me yeah this also explains why black people abort 0.95

01:51:25.460 their babies so it is funny i remember reading through this apparently malcolm x he was one of

01:51:29.840 the nation of islam people and a lot of people know who follow him later in his life he kind of

01:51:33.400 walked away from the whole like hating white people thing and like was more like open in that sense

01:51:37.660 and apparently that was because he went to like the middle east and he met with the other is like

01:51:42.460 some of the other islam people and they were like i guess he talked about yakub and they're like 0.99

01:51:46.320 what the fuck are you talking about 0.92

01:51:48.360 and i guess that's what he's kind of like yeah i guess that uh that makes sense 0.99

01:51:54.220 also yeah hey real quick before we wrap up because i do want to give a shout out to the people on odyssey

01:52:00.480 because they that we have we have like 20 people watching us on there and we never they they were

01:52:05.020 chatting the entire time and but on so i am i am acknowledging the chat we we can i have it

01:52:12.740 pulled up we're gonna have to bring it up and address these but yeah go on yeah so the thing is

01:52:17.140 just just like push on odyssey to kind of do this with stream yard so we can pull because we like 0.89

01:52:23.760 almost got you tubing uh just push on just it's just like fucking uh all quote tweet or tweet at 0.98

01:52:34.700 drew hancock to get the shit fixed so that we can pull stuff up on stream yard he said it's gonna 0.95

01:52:39.600 happen at some point but if we're gonna be using odyssey from here on out of of more or less 0.78

01:52:44.400 tweeted tom's or bazik can you're back

01:52:47.940 i mean i got uh oh dig d said notice me senpai so and then uh spud was all up in there sorry

01:52:56.680 sorry sorry clint i'm gonna wrap we gotta wrap we're super deep

01:53:00.140 all right at liberty lockpot on twitter liberty lockdown on everywhere else and today i had on

01:53:05.860 again judge andrew depolitano as well as ed latimore who was a heavyweight fighter it was 12 and 1

01:53:11.140 uh he also then wrote a bunch of dope books and he's brilliant guy i got to talk to him about

01:53:15.640 what's wrong with slide people it was great oh

01:53:18.040 same thing that we did here i was impressed impressed that you got judge knap on top lobster

01:53:23.500 underscore on twitter top lobster.com everywhere else and there you go all right uh read coverdale and

01:53:30.040 naturalist capitalist the only one that exists in either of those names google me you'll find me

01:53:34.980 i just had dave smith on right before this show josh smith is coming on tuesday i'm sporting him for

01:53:41.180 vice chair who's that all less cool uh you'll have to watch to find out and uh yeah i was gonna say

01:53:48.300 something else but i forgot so forget it no way jose uh follow me on twitter at 2020 no way jose

01:53:54.020 uh i'm on youtube audio all the major autopilot characters and on c watch my show

01:53:58.340 uh tarik and cole and then two and a half takes pod we had another episode last night and i really i

01:54:04.840 really want to get clint back on because we uh um we get steve's name i'm down whatever i know

01:54:13.740 dude we were we're almost made um duke chastain like a honorary like host it's kind of like a thing

01:54:20.880 how we kept adding hosts over time we did that with duke because he's just awesome he's great

01:54:24.920 sports and so but uh yeah follow that i love doing that sports podcast it's so much fun duke's dope

01:54:29.920 toad yeah uh yeah tower god toad uh tower power hour obviously next week on our show we're gonna do

01:54:37.020 the fatal four and i don't know who if we're gonna have a guest or anything like that but we'll see so

01:54:43.520 we will have a guest and last but not least bob saget if he survived please tell us where people can

01:54:49.160 follow you uh so i have been switching up my stuff as of lately um now that twitter is under

01:54:57.000 elon musk's new control i i was thankfully able to get my old twitter account back so you can

01:55:05.120 you can follow me at alex at alex jones

01:55:09.160 i've been doing real good there 0.98

01:55:14.760 also just as like fuck them kids they know who they are uh but yeah no uh look me up i i'm doing 0.99

01:55:30.540 shit all the time check out my work uh my best piece that i've done that i'm really proud of a serbian 0.99

01:55:37.120 film if you don't follow krip on on twitter dude you need to do it because he's one one thing he's 0.97

01:55:46.680 always active he's literally always tweeting because this is what he does all day is just

01:55:51.440 sitting there you know he doesn't have a job so he can't move so you gotta follow me back i think i'm

01:55:57.440 the only one you don't follow he doesn't follow my new account don't follow me he's annoying you 1.00

01:56:02.400 can support krip's work over at info wars.com um thank you for joining us krip you are a fucking 0.98

01:56:07.640 legend as always thank you man thank you krip we love having you it was a pleasure

01:56:11.780 all right we'll see you next time guys

01:56:14.500 peace

Tower Gang - April 29, 2022

Ep 67 - Pete Davidson Syndrome w⧸ Cripp Daddy

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