Ep 67 - Pete Davidson Syndrome w⧸ Cripp Daddy
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1 hour and 56 minutes
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187.43172
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Summary
Cole and Cole are joined by comedian and friend of the show, Crip Daddy, to discuss a variety of topics, including the N-word, 9/11, and much more. Also, Cole and Crip talk about how they came out as gay and how they feel about it.
Transcript
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The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12.
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Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.
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You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.
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We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.
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Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.
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Welcome, everybody, to the very first exclusively Odyssey episode, because we can't stop saying the N-word.
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As always, by Tower King, Cole, what it do, Cole.
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Now, Clint is just white all over the place here tonight.
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He's wearing himself, and he's in the whitest chair ever, so.
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And then, last but certainly not least, in fact, first, he is a man who has been crippled because his dick is so large.
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When it gets engorged, it absorbs blood from his brain, and it has just left him otherwise worthless.
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I love doing charity work for my fellow white men.
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I think it's your fellow retarded people, but.
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Dude, I don't think you understand how much Clint loves you, Crip.
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He literally, anytime, like, he'll send your shit all the time, our group chats, and then every time, like, he was, like, he was so excited.
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Like, I'm your biggest promoter, dude, on the DL.
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But anyways, yeah, you're fucking brilliant.
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If you try hard enough, you'll get into heaven.
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This is making up for all of my other moral failings.
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By the way, real quick, how's the comedy scene going?
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Let's, like, let you plug a little bit for just, at least for your comedy.
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Yeah, so, comedy stuff right now is still a little bit on the DL.
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There's a few things that may or may not happen that's still up in the air.
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But the one that is more likely to happen is Chrissy Mayer is doing a show in McHenry, Illinois.
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And I might link up with her for that show sometime next month.
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And then a little bit later, this one is still up in the air.
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But I may be doing an opening gig for Gavin McInnes.
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Dude, you should definitely be on Censored TV because you cannot say anything that won't get censored.
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And it's weird because I've been a regular on there a little bit now for the last few weeks.
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Every Monday and Tuesday, and it was a weird thing to kind of like introduce into my life as a steady scheduled thing.
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And I, you know, had to tell people in my life about it, like my mom.
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And I don't tell everybody for obvious reasons, but, you know, explaining to my mom, like, hey, so Gavin McInnes, this is a thing.
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And me having to explain his lord to my mom for her just to be like, you're going to get us like death threats.
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I thought it was more like, mom, I'm a proud boy now, and that she thinks you're coming out as gay.
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I can't imagine describing Gavin McInnes to my parents and being like, yeah, I'm going on a show and I'm going to be doing, like, they would just be like, what?
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It's like, you know, what's even funnier, though, the real icing on the cake is my brother's dad.
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He's like the stereotypical stepdad, you know, bald, white, hard worker.
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And we never really, like, we didn't get along, but we didn't hate each other.
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Like, we tried to connect on things, but we just never could, you know?
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Well, we connected multiple times with your face, at least.
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But, like, you know, a good fight, that's nothing.
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He knew me since I was, like, in middle school.
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So, fast forward to me telling my mom about Gavin McInnes, and she obviously tells my brother's dad about it.
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And I swear to God, guys, I've never heard this guy more proud of me than my entire life.
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And I'm like, I don't like how excited you are.
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He's like, I've been to every one of the rallies.
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He was like, dude, you should have been at Charlottesville.
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He was like, I rubbed one out on AOC's chair.
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He's like, just me talking to you is putting you in danger.
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I really, I would love to come watch you do stand-up.
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Because, I mean, actually, I watched my first, I never watched stand-up in person until like a couple, I think it was like a month ago.
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I finally watched Burt Kreischer, which, I mean, basically.
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No, I thought you said you did it with your stepfather, too.
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Hey, you want to get into the Cyclone Showers right away?
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Dude, I'm really excited about this because I've been waiting for it to get into it.
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Dude, we wanted Krip on for this one because we've been doing the Cyclone Showers.
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We are into the second round because they usually call it the Elite Eight.
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I guess we can call it, I mean, the Elite Hate.
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But Krip, if you don't know, what's going on here is we are voting.
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We are having a tournament of basically the worst people in the world, the most annoying,
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the Jewiest, and what it is is the winner gets genocided, gone, off the face of the earth,
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I mean, there were some good ones, Fats versus E-Thoughts.
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We had Homeless versus the Cops was a really contentious one, movie talkers and midwits.
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And well, we got through those first two rounds.
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We wanted to bring you on because we had some great matchups that I know you would have some
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You can probably point one out and be like, yeah, I want them gone.
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And you're just like, I know your eye drifts right to that one.
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Well, yeah, because I'm automatically magnet right to it.
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Yeah, no, and I killed her at least three times by now.
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All right, so first bracket, you guys want to start with Fats versus the Jews?
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But I guess we're arguing who, and just kind of explain it, just who we think should move
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So, I mean, we have a number one seed, Fats, which is, I mean, all fat people in the world.
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They also have diabetes, and they consume way more health costs.
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So, like, you're almost doing the world a service.
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Whereas Jews, they control the media and the weather.
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And most likely control, like, the conglomerates that are pushing down that, like, fatty food
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I mean, it's basically, it's like the masters versus the plebs here.
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But then you get those, like, weird hybrids of them both, like Seth Rogen.
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Well, this is good news, because it means he'll be eliminated no matter what.
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Getting rid of him and Jonah Hill in one swoop.
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I guess it is kind of a thing of, like, the consequence versus, like, the, I mean, the action.
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Are we really implying that there's a bunch of fat people because of the Jews?
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Now that we're throwing it out there, though, it's hard to argue against it.
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Like, if they were in control, you know, people probably wouldn't be as fat.
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I mean, if you think about it, if they're trying, if they're going to control the whole world, they got to keep people, like, satiated.
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And they got to, I mean, if they can balloon them up a little bit so they can't fight back, I mean, even better.
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He did not want his people to become out of shape.
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Well, it's interesting because he went the opposite route with the people he enslaved because the Jews were pretty skinny under him.
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They were like Ricky Berwick skinny where it doesn't do anything other than make you look like you gross.
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I actually was watching this movie last night starring Ben Foster.
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It just came out on HBO Plus or Go or whatever the fuck.
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And it's just this Jewish guy that gets out of the Holocaust and he comes to America and he becomes a professional boxer because he wants his name recognition to get so high that some girl that he was in love with back in Germany.
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And we'll hear about him in the States and then come to find him.
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I stopped watching it because it was boring and I was tired, but I'd imagine.
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But anyway, so he the way he became a boxer, though, was to have to fight for his life against other, you know, penitentiary, Holocaust, whatever they're called.
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So this is like you're having a bunch of boxing matches between emaciated dudes.
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And Ben Foster looks like he like lost 45, 50 pounds for this role.
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He is he is bone thin and he's fighting all these like really, really skinny Jewish dudes.
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Whoever and whenever he beats someone and they go down unconscious, they just shoot him right then and there.
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No, it's called it's called like the Survivor or something like that.
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Anyway, that sounds like a cool on paper, you know, like on paper, just like a bunch of Jews in a Holocaust situation having to fight their way out.
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Something about like the the ape caveman masculine part of my brain is like, yeah, that's that's badass.
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But instead of a ring, it's it's an oven that they put in.
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But the the the fucked up part about it is like, you're watching it, right?
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And normally when you're watching a boxing match, you want someone to win in this situation.
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So you wanted you wanted that end of the the rocky fight whenever they both hit each other and then they both go down and you're like, oh, man, they're both down.
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And then I then I I sing the white man marches on and I go right to bed.
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Well, I really I really should have worn a hat that having my head shine as I talk like this is just too much.
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I think I think the tattoo of the SS on your neck is also not helping.
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That's the thing that I thought was better about all this.
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I mean, OK, so between the fans and the Jews, where's everyone leading?
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Maybe it's just because I I've seen a lot of Jews that I think get a pass by me.
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But for every one cool fat person, there's like 800 gross, just not fun ones that are
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And the problem is a lot of the fat ones online, at least.
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I think it's even that one to 800 goes to like one to 10,000.
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I mean, because it's like the fatties online are just annoying.
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They they're like, it's the fat is beautiful kind of thing.
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I mean, you can you can get like 40,000, 50,000 followers just by being a fat chick and
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Or you can pose nude on your album and win like eight Grammys like Lizzo.
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I mean, for that reason, I'd like to see her go because it also eliminates a movie talker,
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I think this might be their last their last week in here.
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I mean, they got the last time someone who looks like you said this might be the last week
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You know, but we got some cool video games and movies out of it, though.
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And also, I mean, the numbers are a little inflated, too.
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I mean, we're talking about a big thing, but it's not as big of a thing as they always
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Just in time to get a vote in on fats and Jews.
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I was going to say, we've made impassioned arguments on both sides, but I would like
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to hear your feedback here, Top, if you don't mind.
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Yeah, but again, like, those go out no matter what on this.
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So, it's the non-fat Jews and then just the fatty fat fats.
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The only argument I can see against moving the fats on is that they're going to kill
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I mean, they're at least going to make it to 60.
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I mean, the fact that Burk Reischer is still alive is really incredible.
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And he said he was going to come on the show and then he never did.
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It's got to be fats then, just because of that.
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I didn't think that's a good point, Clint.
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But if we lost enough weight, he might skate through.
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I mean, let's really think about this for a second, though.
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Because the reason America is so fat is because of the Jews.
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I mean, I'm glad you went there because I thought the same thing, Tom.
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Something-a-wits is the last name, end with a Z.
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The CEO of Monsanto is Hugh Grant and not the actor.
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He has been at the Clinton Global Initiative and the World Economic Forum.
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I bet you this Hugh Grant dude is like one of those guys like Bill de Blasio.
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His real name is DeBlazowicz or something like that.
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Well, also, by the way, Monsanto is actually owned by Bayer.
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I'm just going to share my screen here because this guy is.
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There's no definitive information on whether or not Bert Kreischer is Jewish.
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I like Jews and I don't really like fat people.
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Because honestly, I mean, we get rid of the Jews.
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We get rid of a lot of people that we really like.
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I know we get rid of a lot of people that we also really hate.
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But with the fats, at least in everyday life, I feel like the fats give more of a problem to me than Jews do.
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Big Jay Oakerson having to go is really heartbreaking to me.
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Because I mean, at least I feel like if we give a fat.
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Or at least a BMI that you have to get to to be.
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It's going to be different for men and women, I feel.
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Some big booty bitch just dropped on them legs and just crushed them.
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By the way, if we get rid of the fat people, Tom Woods is not in any trouble anymore.
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I feel like over 250 for a man, that's fat.
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I was talking about getting rid of fat women.
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But then you see him in real life and his body's like.
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As the, you know, predominant dad bod haver on this show.
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I have multiple women that call me daddy, so I mean.
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Oh, by the way, Crip, I totally saw this this week.
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It was because you retweet all of the ethos that, like, that combination.
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I'm telling you, like, the Pete Davidson syndrome is in effect, and I am reaping the benefits
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Right now, women are going through their, I just want to fuck the goofy dude stage, and
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it's fucking great for me, because there was that time where, remember when, like, every
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movie, it was around that fucking, the Fault in Our Stars, where, like, every movie that
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was coming out was like, oh, this, like, crippled, dying, whatever, they fall in love, and blah, blah, blah.
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That was supposed to be my moment, where, like, every woman in America was, like, ended crippled
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And I'm so pissed that I didn't, I didn't get there, so now is my time to thrive.
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I'll tell you, though, I noticed it on Twitter this week.
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I was just like, hold up, like, why are all these, like, e-thoughts showing up on my timeline?
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And I would look up, and it would, like, retweeted by Crip Daddy, and I'd be like, you dirty
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So, let me, let me let you guys into a little peek inside my brain.
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And so, when I think about Pete Davidson, I think about Kanye West, and then I think
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It's, like, it's kind of nice size, and it hooks.
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And then I, and then I saw Kanye West, and I was like, I haven't seen his penis, but I
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I assume someone like Kim Kardashian is only climbing up the ladder of penis size, right?
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So, yeah, guys, everybody just nodded their head.
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So, now I'm thinking, all right, Kanye has a hog, right?
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And then I'm like, Pete Davidson, how much, how much bigger is his dick?
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Is it because he's retarded, or because he has a huge dick?
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No, no, it's, it's actually well, well-known rumor that he's packing major heat.
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Yeah, he has, he has Dave Smith Schmeet, is what he has.
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I mean, it's, this is what Crip Daddy meant when he said that he has Pete Davidson syndrome,
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He was, Crip was talking about his, his battle with big dickitis this week.
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Like, isn't it, isn't it crazy how, like, if you, if you cut the, like, the skin off
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your finger, it'll grow back, but your foreskin, like, that's a wrap.
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Cut that off, there's, there's no coming back from that.
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That's the, I think the, the, the guy with the longest dick, the biggest dick in the
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I'm pretty sure, like, his dick is just like.
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Yeah, but it's like, it's, it's, it's like, it literally goes, like, down to his, like,
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Well, so what you were saying, the foreskin doesn't grow back, but you can stretch the
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rest of your penis skin to remake the foreskin.
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Look at Cole, look at Cole's face as we talk about this, because he has no clue what a foreskin
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I mean, I probably wasn't even out of the vagina yet, and they were just like, snip that shit
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The cool thing about having a foreskin that big, though, is that it's just, like, your
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You just tie it up right there, and then you're good.
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You can come all you want, and then unfold it, and then just, like, keep this out like a
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Imagine, though, if you forget to untie it, and then, like, you're like, a couple days
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You have this rancid cum, just like, it's all coagulated.
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I wonder what happens, like, if you have really long foreskin like that, and you're fucking
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Like, does she think that it's a condom falling off of you or something, but it's actually
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I think your foreskin has to be, like, hanging out of her at that point, just slapping her
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So, if you're behind a girl, and you have, like, an extremely long foreskin, and you
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start to choke her with it during sex, what is that called?
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Because I'm sure, I'm sure that, actually, I don't think it has been named.
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She's like, she puts her arms out like Superman, and she's like, and she's flying.
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There's no, I mean, it's just, I mean, tight.
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What are you talking about your dick's tight?
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You know how, like, if you have a foreskin, it's very loose.
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Okay, you got some tight, you got some tight dick.
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Well, hey, at Top Lobs' Ranch, we're all gonna whip our dicks out.
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We'll all take, like, we'll all take a Viagra or a Blue Chew, bring some Blue Chews, and
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we'll all get hard, and we'll inspect each other's dicks, and then we'll just see.
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Just like the intro before the show always starts.
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We are doing a live Robbie the Fire, Bernstein, and Tower Power, our venue event.
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We're gonna drink and fuck, maybe, and, you know, it's gonna be awesome.
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The link to purchase tickets will be in the description, I hope, and they are, like, 25
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The cock cape, by the way, I'm imagining, would wind up being more like a niqab or something
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like that, where you put it over her head, and it's, like, all stretched out like that.
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Kind of like an old-school mob hit with, like, a plastic bag.
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Whenever she wants to be choked, but you're hitting it from behind, and so you just pull
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over the cock cape, and then you just suffocate her like that.
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By the way, we're all in agreement on Fats, right?
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I mean, you made some pretty good points to get rid of the Jews, just because you essentially
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So this is tough, because then you have the fats who are basically leeching off of the
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healthcare system and causing a ton of problems that way, and there's also the whole thing...
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But the healthcare system is fucked up because of the Jews, obviously.
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Yeah, and, well, and then there's the whole, like, who's to blame...
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Who's to blame for the, like, the fat virtue signaling that's going on right now, where
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it's, like, becoming normalized to be fat, essentially.
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Well, that's another group here that we're not at yet.
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Well, fortunately, if we take white women to the next round, then we can not worry about,
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Like, it's important that we get rid of them somehow, but I don't...
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I just think that, you know, they're not fat, but I still think that...
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I don't know, because I bet Larry Fink is a Jew, and he runs BlackRock, and they're, like,
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It's very hard, because, I mean, again, like I said, if you're just, like, going throughout
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your everyday life, you're going to be dealing with the fats way more.
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I mean, but whenever you go to pay for something, whenever you go, like, whenever you...
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I mean, that's when you go to the Jews now.
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The way I would see it is, I want to keep Woody Allen alive as long as humanly possible,
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Where, like, there's not too many, like, fat people that are the equivalent of Woody Allen.
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Can we talk for a minute about how base it is to marry your stepdaughter?
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Oh, that's like raising your own meat chicken, but it's your daughter, and then you...
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For the most part, it's like, well, he's an icon, so, like, fucking he can...
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I mean, it was the same thing with Roman Polanski.
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He's, like, pounding some 12-year-old in us, and everyone's just like, yeah, but his movies,
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Rosemary's Baby that has Mia Farrow in it, who is the mother of that stepdaughter?
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The problem is, we're human, so we can get fat.
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So, even if we knock out all the fats off the earth, that doesn't mean they can't come
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But, I mean, in reality, you could still convert, right?
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We're talking about Mother Bloodline, all that shit.
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Before we decide, here's another, like, a better question.
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When we're talking about Jews, are we talking about, like, Dave Smith, or, like, rabbis,
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And Yakub, who we're going to have to talk about at some point in this episode.
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That makes me want to knock off the Jews, knowing that I can get rid of Nick Cannon.
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After my thing of, like, of thinking of, if we get rid of the fats, I can just come back.
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But if we really do get rid of whatever, like, an ethnicity, they can't.
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I can't believe how anti-Semitic you are, man.
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It is really fucked up that you're like, hey, Jews, as much as you do, Toad.
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Singular vote gets to eliminate either fats or Jews.
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It's not an upset, actually, because the fats are number one seed.
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I mean, I feel like they should have been a number two.
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What's funny is we didn't even really talk about fat chicks, which is the real reason
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Why would you want to get rid of fat chicks?
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That's a question that I was going to ask.
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Why would I want to get rid of fat chicks?
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And they're just like, I don't have to do anything else.
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Actually, Daniel Tosh has a great joke on this.
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And it's just like, because all these skinny chicks think they're like models.
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Yeah, no, it's that new, that fucking goblin mode shit.
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It's essentially just a new term for sloppy bitches.
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That you walk into their room and it's like, oh my god, bitch, you live like this.
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Like, would you walk in and be like, bitch, you goblin mode right now?
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Yeah, like, dude, I'm goblin mode right now.
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I'm not, like, it's a little dirty, but nothing that's just like a few.
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I fucking love Cole because he's got the balls to just, he probably turned his camera and said,
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I don't give a fuck what these people think.
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They didn't move since, like, last week, all right?
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I've used them four or five times since last week.
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Speaking of bitches that smell bad, we got trannies versus bitch fuck cucks.
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And this is going to be tough on Crip because he's not familiar with Reed Coverdale's bitch
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Basically, the way we use it is to describe primarily our detractors, like the people that
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hate us unnecessarily, but also people that just are, like, unprincipled or cowardly.
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Like, we call them blue-pilled libertarians, which probably means nothing to you, but anyways.
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So that's, you're probably going to go with trannies.
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I wonder if bitch fuck cucks can be used in more of a general term.
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I mean, haters could be kind of lumped in there a little bit.
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They're also, they're like promoters of the regime, so.
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Let's just move the bitch fuck cucks along.
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So, I mean, they're, I mean, unless you get a very weird, I mean, this has had to happen,
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A female to male and a male to female get together in a relationship and then make a baby.
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But I'm sure I'm actually, I know about one that's happening in my own personal life
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Because, like, for all intents and purposes, homie looks like a dude straight up, like,
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hairy, everything, and is pregnant as fuck.
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And for, like, the scientific purpose alone, I want to keep them alive.
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I mean, imagine watching, seeing, like, Buck Angel pregnant.
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Honestly, just hearing this story from Crip makes me want them to die.
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So I'm kind of leaning towards Trannies now.
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No, I'm going to stick with bitch fuck cooks because Trannies, like I said, 40% of them
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off themselves, and I just don't think it's necessary that we...
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You also deal with bitch fuck cucks more than you deal with Trannies.
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Well, that leads into the, yeah, the argument against advancing the Trannies would be that
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there are so few of them, like, who really gives a shit?
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But then again, the regime makes it appear that they're all over the place, and it's
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become this, like, huge narrative that's fucking...
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The fact that they represent us when they write their bullshit in Cato or whatever really,
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Has to be, like, kind of conflicted on this one, too, because he hates...
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Yeah, but then I also hate the Libertarian Party, and the bitch fuck cuck thing really
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It really coincides with the Libertarian Party.
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That's interesting that she's a bitch fuck cuck.
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She's a bitch fuck cuck, and she's an e-thought, and she's disabled, and she's a non-English
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Like, I would have to go with Trannies, because I just...
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It's just something about seeing it, and here's the thing.
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Do we limit it to just you actually have the surgery done, or, like, are you taking hormones,
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No, I think if you say you're non-binary, you're gone.
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Because I would really like to eliminate those people, more than the Trannies, actually.
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I really just hate, like, the young, like, the high school kids that are like, I'm fucking
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So, again, I think the LP is gay and all this.
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But nothing infuriates me more than Trannies.
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And it's not, it's not like the people that are, like, whatever, that they want to do this.
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It's specifically the people, like, for Drag Queen Story Hour.
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I felt like Ben Shapiro, Glenn Beck, like, my conservative side was just flaring up.
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We gotta stop these fucking Trannies in the library.
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So, for that reason, they're gonna move on, in my opinion.
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This is hilarious that they do move on, by the way, because then your matchup is trans fats.
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I feel like if we eliminate Trannies, you probably get rid of, like...
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Like, most of the WNBA, which is kind of cool, too.
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The other funny thing about this, though, is that the Bitchfuck Cucks always...
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They, like, support the Trannies to such a degree that it's, like...
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It's massively overblown to the point where they make that their, like, highest priority.
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I think that's the main reason I want to eliminate...
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I tweeted about a Bitchfuck Cuck who is a Tranny who was targeting children in a tweet saying that...
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She was saying children are not our property as far as the parents go, but kind of giving a...
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Giving a reason why the state has a right over your kid because they're not your property.
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So I'm like, I just fucking hate all these people.
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Well, the Bitchfuck Cucks are not just people in the libertarian sphere.
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Like, I think it applies to many people who are not.
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This is why I wanted Escalator Standards to move on.
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Honestly, what you could say is Bitchfuck Cucks is grifters.
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After getting slapped and not fighting back and being a cuck, Will Smith's got to go.
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If Bitchfuck Cucks moves on, Will Smith's in jeopardy, folks.
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I mean, this guy is the highest level of movie talker.
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But do we give the Bitchfuck Cucks, like, too much credit by moving them on here?
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Because then that would be them sacrificing themselves to save the trannies.
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And then there'll be virtue signaling even more as a result of that.
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But also, I will say, just in defense of trannies, for a sec, that it's always good to know that deep down, that at the end of the day, men are getting praised at being better at women than actual women.
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It's really cool how Leah Thomas, who's, like, wasn't even that good of a swimmer, was just beating these bitches' asses.
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And, like, whether they like it or not, that's a win for the boys.
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Even if we don't agree with, like, the things they say, the politics, at the end of the day, they brought home a W for the boys.
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And, honestly, if you look at a lot of them, I mean, this is maybe not the majority, but there's definitely some there that look better than a lot of women.
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These men can look better than other women.
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Have you guys scrolled through Blair White's Instagram?
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No, because I don't even get to the scrolling part.
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Actually, he has a masturbating hand built into his wheelchair.
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This story is too uncanny timing-wise for me not to bring up.
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I actually got DM'd today by someone who said they watched my debate with that Hody dude, and she says, I'm actually a transvestite, and I'm a member of the Mises Caucus.
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And I just want to thank you for not tokenizing me and treating me, you know, how you treat everybody else.
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And that's why trannies move on to the next round.
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And, like, I think the clincher here is there are some good trannies.
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I'm, like, y'all are literally, like, changing my mind on this.
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These arguments are getting me going back and forth because you're 100% right.
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Because, honestly, it may have been – I think it first started – it started with Crip when he made the point about how, like,
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trannies just show that men are just even better than women.
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They're better at being at women than women are.
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I mean, it's just – so, for that, I'm moving on bitch-fuck cocks, even though I don't think – they're not making it past fast.
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All the trannies I know are pretty cool, besides the one that tried to fuck my kids.
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You got dogged by bitch-fuck cocks, right?
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All right, Crip, we've already decided, but go ahead and give us your vote.
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We are woke around here, really protecting the trannies.
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Whenever we put disabled up on the board, the first person we thought of was –
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People that say whenever instead of when are disabled.
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Well, I just want to clarify that you know what we mean by movie talkers.
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Let's just say it starts with the letter after M.
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Well, this is interesting, though, because if you want to –
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the cops are also going to help you do that for you.
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No, I've heard he's an asshole behind the scenes.
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Tell me, like, how the fuck did Homeboy do that for 40 years?
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Like, that's the most transparently Peter Rick
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nigga that ever walked the planet as far as I'm concerned.
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Like, I don't know how the fuck he got away with it.
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You guys got to watch the documentary if you –
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He was, like, he was, like, the predecessor for Epstein.
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Name your Mount Rushmore of pedos right now.
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Make your arguments for Mount Rushmore of pedos.
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But I'm going to go off the board here and pick a movie talker.
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R. Kelly is 100% on the Mount Rushmore of pedos.
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He was picking up fucking chicks from high school, like –
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Trapped in the Closet is a fucking masterpiece.
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Have any of you guys gone back to watch it recently?
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It's right up there with, like, the shit Michael Jackson was doing with those, like, huge theatrical, like –
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Oh, Michael Jackson's on the Mount Rushmore of pedos.
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There is no way you're just being like, yeah, I just want these kids to go over to my house and then sleep in my bed with me.
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Look, man, once Michael Jackson became white, he became innocent of everything, okay?
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Listen, all I'm saying is that if I have a whole house full of video games, toys, action figures, all this shit, I'm not wanting to share it with a bunch of fucking kids.
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And if you're inviting over little pieces of shit to play with that, like, no, dude, you're weird.
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Or if you're not trying to fuck, you're just trying to – you're doing some weird fucking pedo shit where you just want to watch them and just do weird stuff behind the scenes.
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And I forgive him because Trapped in the Closet was funny.
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Is Trapped in the Closet the one about the midget that's under the –
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But are you also going to differentiate between, like, 14-year-old girls and, like, 8-year-old girls?
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So I think if you're on the Mount Rushmore –
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You told you really sound like a pedophile right now.
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Yeah, you better be careful with that differentiation.
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If you're on the Mount Rushmore of pedos, you basically have to be, like – I don't know, man.
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You have to be, like, fucking babies or some shit probably.
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Well, then tell me – tell me who's the baby fucker.
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I saw this preview for a movie called the – is it the Persian movie?
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Yeah, so the first scene, like, somebody gives birth and they – dude, it's just – I can't even say it.
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It's not the first scene, but, yeah, that's –
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I'm like, why are you watching this, you weird fuck?
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I invite a girl over, and then we fuck, and we see who can come the quickest.
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If you can Netflix and chill to the Serbian movie, I mean, she's going to stick with you through anything.
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There is more to it than just that one scene with the baby fucking, okay?
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Because there is also – he does also rape a chick who's tied to a bed and then decapitate her with a chainsaw.
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If you can't love me during Serbian movie, you don't deserve me during Schindler's List.
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I feel like this is how you get an Amber Heard, honestly.
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Am I the only one that just – that heard all of this shit about Amber Heard and was still like, oh, yeah, I'd still –
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Oh, oh, oh, that's why I asked the question.
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That's why I asked the question, and I bet I know what Clint voted whenever I asked, could you fix Amber Heard?
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No, I was going to say, is it like in a – is it an unpopular opinion to say that Amber Heard is just like – she just mid to me?
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I will say 10 years ago, she was a fucking dime.
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Now she looks like that Orange County, like lip-injected action, and yeah, she's kind of falling apart.
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I know, but I feel like she was – I feel like that was a bottle.
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I was drinking $10,000 of bonds of wine a month.
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I mean, I don't know if I'd say mid, but I do get what you're saying.
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She's not as hot as her makes it out to be.
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Y'all telling me 10 years ago she wasn't fucking flies up?
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But I don't know if I'd be like, yeah, I got to lock this down forever.
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Just go on the record that she's like, she doesn't meet your standards because I feel
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So wait, so she abused Johnny Depp and she has a kid with Elon Musk.
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She was like, oh, Elon Musk, we sleep in a trailer and we eat peanut butter all day.
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She's got that weird, like, she's not quite a big titty goth girlfriend, but she has that
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Because you have a very weird thing with fat chicks.
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Because I know what you were talking about there.
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I don't remember if it was someone we know, so I don't know if we should go to...
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Because it was, like, I had a good argument, but I was like, we can't bring this up because
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I don't think that Michael Jackson or R. Kelly should be on it, but maybe that's just
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Like ones you revere or ones you're, like, more prolific?
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Technically, this is always the question for Mount Rushmore things, so, I mean, it could
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Because, I mean, Keens is the first that comes to mind.
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I know fucking Crypt Bites, I know that is.
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That's more of, like, an autistic thing for us guys.
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Yeah, fucking, you know, Keensian economics.
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I'm not putting him on any Mount Rushmore, that piece of shit.
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Are we saying prolific or are we saying revere?
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Because if we're saying revere, I guess I'd have to go more like a Michael Jackson or
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If you were a kid, who would you let fuck you?
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Well, you can't even get your dick sucked and then going on fucking, on a fucking, what
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You know, when it goes up and down and up and a vroom vroom.
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On a ching ching ching ching ching ching ching.
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Yo, that was Michael Jackson's pickup line, for real.
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you ever suck a dick on a what's it called wheel go round
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how do we get on pedos that's not even an option how do we not pick pedos for
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is that one of those ones that were like too easy they bought a movie talkers and they said r kelly
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and i was like come on stop with that shit like some of these like like serial killer type people
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would probably be on that mount rush where like gacy or something like that oh dude gacy's a good
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one i just watched that first one he is like mega based like if you hear the logic for it
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that has never been mentioned before no one's gone
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listen hear me out here's logic his logic was hey i'm not gay because gays love them and like i'm
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gonna go so far to prove it i'm gonna fuck them and kill them like you cannot say i love them i'm
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literally just trying to get my rocks off i hate no one's discussing fuck no i think you're you're
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confusing him with jeffrey dahmer right now no it was gacy it was gacy i don't know yeah but he also
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he would also pick up underage male prostitutes bring them back to the house and like he would
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fuck them and if they didn't try and like up charge him at the end he'd be like all right you can go
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like so so i don't know if i really buy his thesis as to why he was icing these these gay dudes
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have you thought that maybe he was just crazy
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was he was he perchance jewish like come on 30 bucks for a hand job
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yeah he's like how dare you charge me that much no he he said he said he would like he would he
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would strangle them and just like look them in the eyes and watch them die like this that this dude
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is this dude's like on the mount rushmore of base yeah for sure sounds base to me and they're also
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underage kids which is i mean can you get any more base than killing underage kids actually you know
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what mount rushmore i would just have one face and it'd be gacy
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it's just one huge mountain and it's not even a mount rushmore for pedophiles it's just mount
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rushmore period all right cops movie talkers we gotta do this i mean are we all i mean are we really
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like deluding ourselves to think we're not gonna put movie talkers on i mean really i hate cops but
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god damn i don't know just something just like movie talkers are like the cause of cops you know
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how do you think we're gonna try there's like something charming about a good cop but like there's
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a cool cop it just it's like a breath of fresh air it's like damn you know what okay cool you know
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maybe not maybe not all of them you know but i've never in my life they had gone to a movie
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and thought damn i am so happy somebody is talking right now i'm at this experience is so much better
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because somebody is talking what if it was during serbian film
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the only reason somebody would be talking during that is because it's date night and i'm fucking them
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in a serbian film someone talking would be a welcome respite for me yeah yeah if you somehow
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messed up words during serbian film you deserve to talk i mean how many of the other maybe it's
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just fats maybe maybe i was looking at movie talkers and how many how much overlap is in these
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other ones and i feel like fats is really the only thing there's not if you think about there's not
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really a lot of many disabled movie talkers is there i haven't seen very it's very it's a very
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white people kind of thing that is true yeah why is that is it because because black people just
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abort all this is gonna lead into the uh the yaku talk by the way that's gonna happen soon i i'm
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actually i think i just told the truth accidentally like i think no i think you did
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only the strong survive have we touched on yet how fucking unfair it is we got taken off of youtube
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like i don't get it it's just it doesn't make sense to me i don't know
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what do you mean you don't get it that's the joke clint damn it no i'm also joking
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yo clint how are you still so white in florida i mean i'm like look at me man i'm fucking glowing
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out here because i'm the only one with professional lights you relax you know i think maybe you shouldn't
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i'm also very white it's a good point um put some makeup with stage makeup on your forehead
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i think that's the main reason that i actually want movie talkers to move on because i am jealous
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of their melanin oh i thought you're gonna say their penis size no i got that but the melanin i
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lack that makes me i don't believe you i don't believe you now well i am jealous of but here's the
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thing with the movie talkers it's it's the chris rock thing we're an aussie now so i can say
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it's the whole thing of like the niggas and niggers or black people and niggers or whatever
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there's a difference like that's kind of the idea here so movie talkers are obviously following one
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thing i like black people but like movie talkers that's like a different class of black people
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and they're also on youtube tonight by the way are we whatever that's not gonna last long who cares
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and honestly even though i as all anarchist libertarians as we are besides script i don't
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know what the fuck he is uh we all hate cops but he does make a good point there was something
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to like a cool cop that comes up and just kind of like i mean just kind of kind of like a bro
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i mean like he's just like oh you're smoking weed it's fine dude just kind of you know just kind of
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keep it down but or it's like you know that kind of thing i mean we would i mean like you said there
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are some good cops as just good people just fucking i mean don't the cool cops tend to actually be
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movie talkers if you think about it uh no those are the worst kind of cops honestly you're right
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actually you know i don't know why but maybe it's weird because i don't get caught up in this
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whole like uh i usually don't get caught up in this whole like well black people this or or like
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they can't do this but for some reason i'm like i see like a whenever i see like someone pulled over
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the side of the road and i see a black cop i'm like you're a fucking traitor to your race and i'm
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not even black you fucking piece of shit i'm not gonna lie black cop i hate black cops so fucking
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much i don't know what it is i don't want to fuck them in triangle
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i don't love them at all i swear to god i want to watch the life drain out of their eyes
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after i fuck them after i come in their ass if we got rid of the cops and then cuddle a little
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bit give them kisses on their neck and then i'll kill them not gay because i don't love them
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i kiss them on the neck because they won't expect me killing them after that
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no one's been killed after a cuddle my game motherfucker
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jose is just gay sam i'm pretty convinced dude he might be all right we we got votes
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if you got rid of the cops who's gonna who's gonna genocide the movie talkers well that that's
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actually that's a great question top and i have an answer for you the same way i said that we didn't
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need to move trannies along because they deal with themselves who kills more black people than
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black people as long as we keep them alive they're gonna wipe themselves out wow i know especially if
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they live near the coast those motherfuckers breed like rabbits i don't know what you're talking
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clint clint's is trying to say they weren't so many you know what i'll help i'll help decide it
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better okay cops was the best tv show but why but why because of movie talkers that were
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most of white people i was gonna say some of the best episodes i remember are distinctly with
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trashy white people i remember one that the favorite my favorite episode was this uh skinny
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white meth head chick she called the cops because uh she paid her drug dealer and he just wouldn't
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give her her meth i want my money back and he was like you you really called me out here for that
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you realize you're gonna be jailed right and she's like why what the fuck she's like i didn't even buy
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it this woman was actually adam cook cash yes you don't understand what's going on here we had a
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verbal contract and he did not honor his side of the deal what are you confused about officers
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officer i want my meth like this is clear fraud
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no one has defended movie talkers you guys are going to leave it to me i've already i am a well
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known movie talker lover and uh i cannot possibly move them on to the elite for the fatality comment
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on crips cops thing real quick because he brought up a good point it is always the the white people
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are funnier on cops like because like i feel like the the black people on cops were super predictable
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it was always the same fucking circumstance something about like dirt like white trash energy
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it's like off the wall and unpredictable and they do wild shit and you're like it's just amazing
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whereas like it's always the same fucking predictable bullshit with a black dude yeah it's like it's
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always breaking and entering and then they run they run they throw the gun away and they always
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always find the gun and they're like that's not my gun and then yeah exactly black guy there's
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chicken grease all over this gun this is whereas half the time the white dude will turn around to
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the cop and start explaining how the jews did it and that's really fucking funny so now yeah i still
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don't understand why we're debating this though because that's no i'm gonna defend movie talkers with
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clint like i did last week i think there are a whole bunch of movie talkers that are actually
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cool uh like i said they tend to be the cooler people that i run into like in the city they're
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the people that are not abiding by the covet shit and then the cops are the people that are enforcing
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you're conflating movie talkers in black you're you're conflating movie talkers in black this is
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what this is what you're doing that was my whole point is it's it's the chris rock thing there are
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different classes like like yeah they're both black but it's like they're subsections you got okay so
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you're saying you're saying there are some good movie talkers but there are no
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got it got it okay all right all right that's an interesting point thank you for that caveat
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movie talkers ruin uh hollywood like pedo films though so that's actually a positive so i'm still
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gonna move cops so what do you have against pedo films
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let's hear him out well we forgot crip loves the woody allen films so they're good movies dude
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they are good movies no you got a point and if you watch anything dan schneider makes
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oh yeah it was great all those are on uh netflix now too which is pretty crazy like i just saw
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the owner of the redskins no dan schneider fucking dan walkie in the van schneider are you kidding
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me you don't know about the genius that is dan schneider dan the foot lover schneider
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oh my god we got all of us in here re did you tell dave to come on with us uh he can't he has to go
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did you say dave just come on for five minutes did you ask him that he had to run so i'm asking
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you if you asked him that uh he had to run for dave that you don't even know existed did you ask him
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to come to my house reed i did plug the shit out of tower power hour in the beginning of the episode
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so yeah you're the worst and i named every single one of you even the lobster so hell yeah dude
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all right did you name crip because he's the most important one here well he is but
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you know everyone knows crip so we can't even see crip there's like 15 people on this
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hey reed we're genociding so far that's uh right now we got movie talkers and cops so i think you'll
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you'll be happy to hear that that bitch fuck cooks and fats have moved on so now we are on to
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movie talkers whoa whoa jews didn't move on what the fuck it was it was a very close one it was
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oh shit i should have cut the episode short so i could have gotten in here well it's your fault for
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talking to a jew you could have eliminated the jews that's right well i had to talk to him before i
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eliminated him i had to get the publicity out of it no no you get you sympathize with them and you
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lose that aspect if they're not human so it's way harder to do it we use the jew magic to make them
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both like people wait so is this on youtube right now or is it just it won't be for long i can
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assure you yeah those two zesses that there's that two number you see the top that's from our
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newly made youtube channel i don't know if everyone can see that that's two views or if
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that's just way to start out with not getting banned with this episode like
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i actually hope that it's banned that'd be hilarious like the first like one on their new
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youtube channel yeah just create in doubt and double them all right let's tally up these votes
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here okay oh yeah yeah yeah well real quick uh reed you have to give your kind of uh movie talkers
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versus cops and why are you such a movie talker lover if you want to eliminate cops well i really
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hate both but i just you know the cops i don't know they just edge it out i was uh yeah although you
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know i didn't get pulled into a way station this week which is pretty nice because they usually
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always you know stop and measure everything and you know give you a ticket but um man i don't know
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yeah i'm gonna go with cops i guess oh all right am i a tiebreaker no no no no we haven't voted yet
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and i see and i'll go next and mine is movie talkers let's go from the bottom
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i'm gonna say movie talkers because i feel like uh clint is the type of guy that probably
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fucked like one movie talker and still talks to his friends about it he's like yeah i fucked this
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one movie talker i mean it was okay whatever but i was like you know but i'm not racist because i did
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fuck her so i would just get rid of that talking point i know you bro i read it all over your face
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i would just get rid of that so we can have that one talking and also i'm an agent of chaos i think if
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we get rid of the movie talk us then we get rid of this certain like section of culture and i'm
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just curious of what would fill that vacuum so movie talkers for that reason i agree that movie
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talkers will be the funnier uh opponent that's very sad don't worry i didn't lose my service i'll be
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right back okay i'm gonna i'm gonna go with cops because ultimately i think that they're a bigger
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problem than movie talkers but it's close and i you know it's close it's fucking close
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i'm going movie talkers also i mean so now we're tied up to two i'm going movie talkers
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for really just one reason um you hate black people we know
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it's a very even more specific than that um i want the nba to be white again
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i want i want basketball back to the fundamentals i'm a celtics fan man i'm tired of this you know
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i mean it's called a nigger ball like i i'm tired of this and then and then just showboating and all
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that kind of no no no no yeah i want back to where they couldn't dunk yeah yeah i mean maybe a little
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bit dunks but maybe not really hard yeah drop it in i mean when they do you're like oh my god a
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fucking dunk and i'm just like another dunk like okay i mean i want i want the triple threat position
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i want good clean passes if you want fundamentals and below the rim basketball you can watch the
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wmba leave my black people alone leave my movie talkers alone you piece of shit lebron get the
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fuck out of the get the fuck out of the earth my name all right crip yeah yeah uh i i've been
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dedicated to this option since i first saw this chart so uh there's no change in mind i'm not
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bungee i won't elaborate on it anymore i just it's in my dna i it's not changing i'm sorry
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me as well movie talkers i will not elaborate there you go wow wait wait crip have you been
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arrested for operating a wheelchair under the influence or does that not happen like no what's
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funny is i remember being outside of a bar uh and i i was drinking and there was a like officer
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just like walking the area because he was downtown and uh just like jokingly he's like you know like
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technically i could give you a ticket and i was like really he was like yeah because that's a that's
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a vehicle that you're operating under the influence and i was like i wish you fucking would
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you just had an opportunity to eliminate that cop and you chose movie talkers no but that cop almost
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gave him an opportunity to have a have a fucking uh headline article like the new york times or
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some shit that would have been fucking amazing yeah because you don't think i would have fucking
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rode that shit out i would i would have been suing everybody i would have taken every interview
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and i would have been saying the most outlandish shit you would have rode that wheelchair right into
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a mansion to the movie talker academy it's almost better if you lose the lawsuits too because then
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you get to be like look how crazy this system is and you can even like play it out even more like
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you can go for go for oh we can grift so hard yeah we should have gotten a different order by the way
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amber heard on it so you know what's crazy making me think now the movie talker section says i mean
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it's moved on like two rounds now it makes me feel like maybe that guy that was an aurora in that
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movie theater was justified yeah dude did we talk about jacob yet did we talk about you no we're
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getting to it hey real quick crimp do you know who jacob is no i did not oh fuck yeah you're gonna
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love this all right yeah should we do it now or should we do white no this is this is the this is
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the fucking big bracket right here all right i've got for cops by the way but it was four
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three movie talkers so oh yeah yeah sorry less climactic in the order that we did oh so we have
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we all did because we can talk about movie talkers a little bit did you see that uh there was an
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article that i saw today it was like more like a thread on twitter about the guy that um he got
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arrested by the cops and they were doing the like uh not inter they were doing the interrogation
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and he was like i want my lawyer dog and they didn't give him his lawyer and then in court it
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held up because the jury decided that whenever you say i want my lawyer dog they actually thought he
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meant that he wants a he wants a dog lawyer 100 he thought it was like dr doolittle 100 in new
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orleans this happened and so i mean if we get rid of i mean we got rid of movie talkers that's never
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gonna happen again it's just because i mean yeah you know how much humor you're getting rid of by
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getting rid of movie talkers anyways uh so unintentional humor movie talker twitter is
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the best we have yeah it is you're right it is we have we have the worst people on earth white women
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versus the strongest people on earth the disabled yeah that's right yep you know what we're gonna
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start off with you crip because this one is this is yours it's almost built for you i think we even
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in mind we made this because we knew this was gonna happen this well my argument last week why we had
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to push on disabled because it one it's funnier and i was like how can you not have a disabled guy
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on and not allow this to move on yeah you kind of gave us all hard attacks when you couldn't make
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it yesterday we were like oh fuck and then we were luckily able to reschedule the non-english speaker
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would have actually been good because he is mexican and disabled yeah but yeah disabled moved on i
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guess but he's not a non-english speaker right yeah he speaks english i really don't understand what
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he's talking about i'm just looking at you all right let's let crip the floor is yours crip yeah
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so this is probably the hardest decision uh i've ever been confronted with
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because really this is it's just it's a lose lose no and like i i don't like disabled people
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i think they're the worst they're fucking gross uh they're a drain on society i have never seen
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one that is of any value oh fucking these are all my arguments yeah okay you fucking discover the
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black cool cool what's that do for anything at any point in time space is fake so that's bullshit
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stephen hockman is actually just looking at a black person's anus actually i was gonna go there
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i was gonna make i was gonna make a better uh joke but continue right the coolest thing he ever did
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that's a real fan look it up it's real he was on the island he's on my mount rushmore
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but you know it the he would be the only guy who didn't rape people because how could you rape
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someone if that's what i'm saying even hawking i will fucking kill you with with with his robot dick
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it was the perfect like setup of circumstances because it's like you said
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fucking he didn't rape anybody if anything he got raped
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yeah i mean unless he uses his lower lip like maybe that could be used but i don't know is that
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is that child is that is that uh like does that count as pedophilia if if like the kid reaps you
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yo if a 14 year old rapes a full-grown crippled dude
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we got we got a little fish because he's still in the state he hasn't even got to white women yet
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yeah and that that's the other thing right so all society's the world would fundamentally be such
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and and i say as somebody who loves white women i do i i love a good white woman and it just
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it does something in it to me internally it's that the mexican that just loves a good pasty
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but on the same hand i fucking hate white women so much so fucking much with like every fiber of my
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being i see them and i it's such a struggle between i want to fuck you and i want to kill you
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once again gacy yeah i was gonna say there's a chocolate gacy feeling
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and you can cut their head off with a chainsaw right after yeah it makes sense i get where he's
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so like i'm mad this one this one's really fucking hard uh i get where john wayne gacy's coming from
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it's just such a crazy thing to say i love it
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i just understand this argument i'm not saying i agree with it i'm just saying i get it
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it but i feel it though we need it we do need whenever you you like love someone a ton but you
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want to kill them that should be called the gacy like you're like i was with this girl last night
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and man i was feeling really gacy and i was like i was in gacy mode i was in gacy mode
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can i just say though if white women do move on i mean white women versus movie talkers would be a
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very interesting one because that's like that's like my favorite category of porn so
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a lot of good interracial jokes there yeah yeah a lot a lot of good content there
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no what do you got for disabled versus movie talkers i mean i don't know let's not move on to the next
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round yeah we got it i was thinking because we got but we got also got to think about who really
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is bringing down the world here who are we a more annoyed and who is really like
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fucking up our lives definitely white women yeah i mean i work in crystal clear that it's white
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women yeah i'm genuinely torn on this one they're they're white women are the hr people they're the
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karens they're the enforcers of all the woke uh coastal democrat bullshit that's all white women
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fuck them but there's a chance to reform them and there are good white women there's no such thing
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is good to say no i know that's no i agree with that before before crypt daddy came into my life i
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i was certain that there was no value in the disabled um there's not don't let me trick you
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no but but now now that i've really got to know you a little bit i'm still i'm still not seeing much
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value so yeah but but but white women are definitely fucking the world up more than you guys
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because and honestly it's almost compassionate to put the disabled out of their misery so like
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if you want to really punish them you don't move them on to the next round
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yeah you let them suffer and living their lives right like yeah and that's more compassionate
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than just ending it no no no no but he's saying this is a win-win because you get to exterminate
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the white women who want to live for sure but the retards kind of don't so you know you like you
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just get kind of it's kind of a win-win so i don't even understand the mom oppression to both
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i don't hate disabled though i just i just know they're a complete and utter drain on society and
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they serve no purpose so clint is such a psycho that he uh he wants to leave terry shabo alive
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yeah so i i'm i'm a libertarian so i'm about root causes and if we get rid of white women we would get
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rid of a lot of retards down the line right because a lot of those retards are born from white women are
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retarded yes the white women are yeah because black people are smart enough to abort the retards
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before they come out yeah well we saw that three-fifths of the country you know is you know for for
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abortion so i thought that just meant all black people but hey the thing is i mean i wasn't the
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one who made that tweet on tower i mean a lot of us here's the thing a lot of us have like also
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personal things because we all i mean i'm married to a white woman jose's married to a white woman
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clint's dating a white woman top i don't know what your wife is like she's white our mothers are
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all white women probably our mothers are i mean not tops tops mothers she's puerto rican but she's
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white yeah that's close so i mean but so like getting one of the right women will get rid of
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basically all of our women and our families which is kind of so i mean well i mean it will be pretty
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dope well and it cuts into uh it cuts into like your daughter don't you have two white daughters
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if we got rid of all the white women in our family who would complain to us
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that's a great point and honestly but see this is the problem i'm not interested in
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anybody other than white women i'm really not well yeah that's i love black women i don't know why
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oh black women are so great i know they are but i i don't know what it is well that's what i was
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about to say that's kind of a problem because like i am mostly attracted to white women and then i
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i would say like latina is probably second no they're insane huge racist well yeah they're crazy
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but they're hot black women smell so good i don't i love shea butter did you just say black women smell
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so good i love the smell of shea butter i don't know what it is no they don't i love
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they smell like old laundry well that's the best description of what black yeah it's like
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it's like dirty all the black women the only reason i'm not a heater it smells they smell like
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dirty laundry that they put on a heater and it dried out like one of those i'm just telling you
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that's what it is the only reason i wasn't upset that that movie talkers moved on to the next round
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is because i delivered pizzas all through college for four fucking years straight and i'm telling you
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movie talkers do not tip for shit they're so bad so like that's other than i mean all of their
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entertainment values do they tip worse than the jews i think so dude wow i really do we'll find out
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in the final round why do white women even want to live because somebody said oh they want to live
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but really like is there any ambition most of them are just kind of like i'm just trying to like
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yes they they live for having power over others as most of them most of them are just living for
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that next bottle of fucking merlot and their xanax at the end of the night that's like honestly what
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white women are alive for yeah there's no ambition there's no drive it's just like they're just going
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through it just a whole it's a great really do they really want to actually i mean is that i just
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found the tower power our channel five subscribers nice what's up
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we're fucking shaking up the world didn't we start it like an hour ago though
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yeah yeah that's not bad five per hour that'll add up
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we didn't even promote it he was like he sent out a tweet it was like wink wink and you're like okay
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what the fuck is this bullshit here's our new youtube channel without saying that it's just a
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wink wink it's not like youtube is it's not like youtube is like scrubbing uh twitter waiting for
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us to say right got him are we streaming to twitter too or do we not yes yeah we're doing twitter i'm
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sitting on the edge of my chair hour and a half let's start from the top and go down oh we're
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waiting for crap yeah yeah you never answered what the fuck let's let him go last let's let him go last
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because this is like yeah yeah pray that it's an even boat yeah we've made our arguments i mean
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actually i've heard a lot of arguments for disabled besides the way on society the i mean they do get
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all i mean if you want one positive note one positive note they are incredibly strong i'm
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speaking specifically of the retards it the the retard strength is a well-known phenomenon and it is
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remarkable and if we eliminate them we lose out on retard strength which also if you're in a crisis
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if a car were to roll over you you want to retard around dude we had a fucking we had a retard on my
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like that was like a manager on our football team and he would come in while we're doing weight stuff
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and like he would just like casually pick up ridiculous weight and he was not like yoked or
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anything we'd be like what the fuck is going on here oh and then walk off that's true and how
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are you the white women might actually be more disabled than the disabled no another another
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point is another good point another good point you've seen downsy kids they are way cuter than
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white women oh it's not even close downsy kids that's true dude dude but they're hideous
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cole wants to fuck down children that's what he's saying
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but have you seen that that supermodel that has down syndrome
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here's here's a good question to noodle on for a second between white women and disabled how many
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do you think could read an analog clock because i think more disabled people would be able to read
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that autism disabled or yeah we're right autism is included in the disabled yeah that's us yeah
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yeah then we're all dead but yeah we can read analog clock we were thinking of white women
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people on retards and like cripples and like the i mean but but this includes autism
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so disabled includes autism so that's another thing we all have jobs
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cole said that the down syndrome kids are so cute and then jose
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well you know uh the the hugs when they're adults they're ugly but it's like oh that's cute
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yeah they're so ugly they're cute but you know in um in iceland the uh the white women get rid
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of the downs babies they've eliminated downs and yeah yeah that's fucked up dude
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wait that's an argument for not exterminating white women because they're getting rid of the
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retards right so that's true no no i want to i want to keep the retards we gotta get this we're
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an hour and a half we still gotta go to jacob and i'm actually like way why do you guys jacob
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what do you guys think about like when two downs people get married
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i love that clip was just telling us about how he has in his personal life a female to male trainee
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and a male to female trainee are having a baby but then he hears down syndrome's getting married
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and that is an abomination in the eyes of the lord
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well now can two downs people have a non-downs child like like two midgets can have a non-midget
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no no i think so like a double negative right that's a positive
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maybe we should breed them because they think about super geniuses they just could like they
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like they pop out fucking pop out baby imagine it by like by like seven years old that kid just
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like outsmarted his parents the whole time all right let's start from the bottom read what what
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are you to say with white woman and then we'll do uh we'll go from bottom to uh from bottom to top
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and then we'll do but we'll do uh crit blasts yeah i'm gonna say white women
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because you'll also eliminate a lot of uh a lot of retards so all right white woman all right top
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okay i will say white women only because i find the special olympics extremely entertaining
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white women for sure they're going through
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all right who's in all right clint i can't even like talk right now
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i wish you guys could have just heard like what we just committed was like 15 minutes of straight
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hate crime like it was awesome it was so awesome and it's i loved it it's just it's just so funny
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because i really like there's like the sweetest people especially like down kids they're like so
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sweet and y'all are like 100 these motherfuckers are worthless
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all right dude they're like so happy and love life yeah they are dude they're so
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yeah that's why we hate them that's why we're gonna get rid of them we had this we had this
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autistic kid in high school his name was like oshkosh or some shit he was indian and and we would
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and i swear to god we would just tell him to go fucking grab girls tits and he would do it
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and and he got suspended like all the time but but he would he would always get brought back like
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they couldn't expel him because he was retarded obviously right he gets away with that right oh
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man it was so fucking funny i just so for that reason alone i cannot uh execute the disabled and
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the white women must be stopped yeah i'm going white women here too just because i mean again i'm
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gonna take it back to sports i'm tired i'll be right back i'm tired of these bitches complaining
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about not getting paid and it's always the white women that are leading the charge let's talk about
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that for just 10 seconds they don't deserve to get paid as much as us okay we can move on now
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okay yeah that's it yeah yeah the whole 70 cents on the dollar i have something to say about that
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clint i completely agree okay i'm done thank you thank you wait wait all right same go ahead
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i make it a point to tell my daughter and wife we drive by like a construction site every day and i'm
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like look at the sheer amount of dirt and bricks these men are moving these men they're moving
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this shit that's true and then they might have to be they might be retards too they have i have i
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have seen women uh construction workers but the only time i ever saw one was they were doing traffic
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control yeah i'm trying to swing a sledgehammer holy fuck i'm going white gas chamber that's all i have to
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say those are called lesbians or transvestites anyways i'm going white women for all the reasons
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wow it's almost a clean sweep will we leave it to the crib to decide yeah well uh this you guys are
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all fucking cowards fucking oh down syndrome kids are not fuck that no they're not
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they have you they're playing you so fucking hard
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it's all a game i've seen them i know them i've rolled the short bus with
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them they're laughing at you oh they know what they know what they're doing they absolutely know
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what they're doing wait you're telling me oshkosh knew that he was molesting oh yeah he absolutely
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fucking wow and so that's a genius that that's a respect move on that on that's uh oh hell yeah
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oh god what's that guy's name in the fucking movie all right real quick i gotta go running
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go do something i'll be right back and do some business shit real quick but i want to say
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i want to jump ahead i don't know where we're on the line i'm gonna say disabled but uh
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white women white women i'm keeping around for the same reason i made the argument for the jews
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like there are some positive attributes to white women and there are some white women who actually
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like as a whole yes they are like a the the root cause of the problem of society but there are like
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there's something to white some white women like positive attributes to where they're it's kind of like
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the whole like edward bernard propaganda shit where they're kind of able to control shit they're very
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good at manipulating things if you put that energy to good use there's something to be said for it and
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uh if they would ever apply it to good use that'd be a great yes if they'd ever get like past a
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fucking high school you know intelligence level you know yeah yeah and he said when he said he said
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white woman as a whole you could have stopped and just turned your camera over there white woman
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but disabled are objectively a drain in society there's no argument yeah there's no argument
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against them they they literally like if we're saying disabled it's implied they're not able to
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contribute to society so like it's just like implied they can't work or whatever you know like
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so yeah i mean they literally are taking our tax dollars we literally changed the day of this podcast
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to cater to a disabled person and you're saying there are always going to be exceptions to every
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rule and you know what's funny i bet i bet kirk was telling the truth about he was taking advantage
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he was on the short bus this morning hey guys you want to hear what i did last night he was like
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i told these fucking faggots that i couldn't get into their podcast that i was double booked because
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i'm retarded i just had my mom jerk me off last night i'm sorry i'm a big fan all right uh
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she gives the best hand jobs yeah it's gonna say not as big a fan as his mom
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uh i'm voting disabled people uh strictly on the grounds of i fuck white women never in my life
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would i fuck a disabled woman you said you would fuck no no you said you'd fuck the the downs uh
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victoria's secret model i said i would didn't say that i did oh okay that's true okay and and even
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then it's it's like i wouldn't fuck another girl in a wheelchair strictly because one obviously it's
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not even feasible uh and and you'd be you'd be really surprised how many people have been like
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you date other disabled people and i'm like you gross no why did i do that that's so fucking
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disgusting dude it would be like trying to play bumper cars if you tried to fuck in wheelchairs
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if you want the way i see if you want to date a disabled person you're fucked up you're a fucked
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up person there's something broken in you because i wouldn't want to date me that's that's too much
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the fact that you want to fire it's a fire hazard like yeah dude i just googled i just i just googled
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the fucking pictures of the down zone syndrome victoria's secret model and y'all are fucking
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wrong for wanting to fuck this chick looking at her head and my dick's so soft uh white women have
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advanced anyway though because it was i believe it was five it was a valiant fight though between
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i mean i can't even select it what the fuck um yo she's like this she's like this she's all
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and everyone's like i want to fucking come in her mouth like what is wrong with you guys
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the i saw a thing the other day and it was it was a video and it was a disabled guy and then like
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a chick like right beside him and it was just like what are you his nurse and she's like no and like
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what are you his like sister and she's like no like what she was like i'm his wife and then he was
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just like like he was like oh and then like but you're right she was she's messed up there's
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something wrong with her for wanting to be i didn't know what this was and i just looked it up and
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i'd actually like to change my vote to disabled people
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all right well it's four to three it's four to three white women unfortunately so why do all
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downs people look exactly the same like her facial expression is the same i know bro
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it's a nice rack it's they stem from asian people
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it's like an asian gene thing that got passed down it was really the first coronavirus actually
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is what it was it was yeah why didn't asian people make it on this list they're not english
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speakers down syndrome coming from the disabled people are right there
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oh man if that was in it honestly i might have gone asians disabled if it included all asian
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people too we could just knock off china i mean just a lot of those are incels as well the asian
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people so you know down syndrome looks like a that's it looks like a retarded person fucked a pug
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it's like that's what the real disabled person here is is toad who just cannot seem to center
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any of these words it's like it's really bothering whatever let's move on it's the font
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man it's the font yeah you did you did you did design this and you look where you put the p on
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april shout i mean like it is it's so far up there dude this is just how the font looks i mean i think
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it has it has it has that was intentional i'm talking about there's a reason one but white women
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on to the next round yeah there's a reason he didn't he didn't want to get executed and i i
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understand it i respect it and actually robbie robbie was honorable he fucking was like he he
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literally was like i'm voting jews just because i'm a jew and you guys are gonna think the opposite
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so wait can we can we real quick do a brady bunch
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brady oh shit i don't remember how to do it yeah i don't remember how to do it
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all right hey by the way so we got right now too i think you called it the fatal four is that
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what you call it a clan that's a great because we had the uh the elite hate the elite hate and then
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this is the fatal four so we got to there next week we're doing the fatal four getting it to the final
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two so it'll be the finals on it and then that's where at uh i can't think of a clever one for two
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or a matchup or i don't know but it's the final solution yeah there you go you're right
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we're gonna we're gonna get out of here on this we got oh wait how cold or whatever the fuck and
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no one no one wants to talk about this more than jose so take it away jose you know what do you have
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the wiki up i think i said originally we shouldn't bring it up but i actually think fuck it just put
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it right on the screen i do it's pretty it's pretty funny this this all came about because we
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give the background on why this came up is by the way this looks like a disabled movie talker go
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ahead it's the uh there was the dc shooting the dc shooting which got very little coverage actually
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it was kind of weird it was very weird this is why yes so the dc shooter which was just a very bad
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shooter also if you saw the video duke gonna hit for shit yeah he was just he was he was an automatic
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weapon he was shooting in the dc well they had they found a video of him and in the background
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was a portrait of yakub and so jose take it away on who and what is yakub okay i guess i'll give
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you the highlights we have these things here so you guys can kind of skim i was hoping it would
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be like bigger it's fun it's awful to i'm sure anyone watching this on youtube can't see it for
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shit i can see it pretty good because i have a laptop up but yakub all right uh there's nation of
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islam and uh nation of islam is like some weird i mean obviously anyone who actually follows
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nation of islam or islamic probably gonna piss off they seem to be some sort of offshoot of islam
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because uh apparently like actual muslims don't believe in this shit but like the nation of islam
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which is like malcolm x lewis farrakhan apparently this is some belief they have like there's some
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weird offshoot off of it anyways yakub was this uh thing that thousands of years ago and we can
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probably scheme i'll give you the cliff notes we can go into a little there's some funny shit in here
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he essentially he's what made white people he was a big-headed black dude which is what makes
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it weird like there's pictures of me he's like a big man like megamind he literally looks like megamind
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it's gotta be on here is the picture in here if it isn't it'd be mind-blowing like why would it not
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be in the wiki but uh if not you probably google image that shit uh but yeah yakub yeah yakub uh he
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thousands of years ago he fucking uh genetically engineered white people because essentially
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that's not real i've seen i've seen the memes going around but i don't think i know what the
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fuck this shit's about this is yakub yeah he's like a nation of islam thing and it explains so
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much because the nation of islam malcolm x was super anti-white apparently this guy like he got pissed
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off by the black people they were clowning on him i don't know that i don't really care enough to
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know the whole they were making one of his giant skull exactly he's like fuck y'all i'm gonna create
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white people man exactly and he fucking he created white people uh through like i guess they called
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it grafting but essentially some sort of like uh it was it was eugenics eugenics essentially read the
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black out of the black yep that's yep and uh he made black he made white people and the idea was to
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for white people and he taught them i think they even said like tricknology or trickology
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basically were devious devils or whatever and so that we could control them and the one of the
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funniest parts of this though is that he explained monkeys and gorillas as white people's attempt to
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and this is a genuine belief louis farrakhan who's a modern figure still believes this shit and uh
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yakuba also lived to be 152 years old by the way when was he alive i need so much more
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6 000 years ago dude read the wiki i'm telling you there's so much gold in this so great like uh
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like let me see skimp there's gotta be some good shit in it uh there's some very good shit like just
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at the beginning here uh yakub uh was a black scientist who lived 6600 years ago and began the
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creation of the white race he's said to have done this through a form of selective breeding referred
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just grafting which you said uh and so and also this whole thing is by the way also that the black
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people are the real jews it's actually i mean you can't miss that over this whole nation of
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the whole point is like black people are well it's it's funny too because it sounds like this is the og
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like conspiracy on on jews but they're just making the white people the sneaky tricksters you know yes
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yes exactly exactly yakub is said to have been born in mecca at a time when 30 of original black
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people were dissatisfied he was a member of the meccan branch of the tribe of shabazz yakub acquired
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the nickname big head because of his unusually large head and his arrogance at the age of six he
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discovered the law of attraction and repulsion by playing with magnets made of steel
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what the fuck dude nation of islam is crazier than mormonism i didn't know you could actually beat that
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i'm converting right he uh yeah he had a plan to create new people he saw an unlike human being
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made to attract others who could with the knowledge of tricks and lies rule the original black man so he
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he literally just got upset because they were calling him names and it was like i'm gonna create
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white people and then they're going to enslave the black people that made fun of me and i gotta be
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honest if i if i get to top's ranch on saturday and he doesn't have a shrine to yakub i'd be surprised
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it was really funny though it was really funny though because he did like that there was a picture
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of this so anytime you see that there's like these nation of islam guys don't they hate black people
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like it was the same well the uh like the shooter like the subway shooter he was also like a fucking
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kind of same kind of thing it was like they they hate the black people that uh i'm trying to think
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how they how do they put it that aren't um like they have to be super against white people they can't
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be friends with white people so they're like we got to kill the black people that are friends with
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white people house niggas yeah they call them wigger lovers that that was just part of the white man's
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technology man apparently moses taught us to wear clothes that he tried to civil he tried to
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civilize us because we were living in caves i guess the black people were way ahead of us this time
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uh i guess moses blew up and this is one of the weirdest most random shit he blew up 300 of us
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because of the 300 the most troublesome of us um yeah of us being the white people yeah white people
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i one of my favorite parts is all fucking races uh except for asians weirdly asians and blacks
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every race to separate asians and blacks are just some sort of offshoot along the process of creating
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whites like so where'd the fuck the asians come from then i don't know i don't even know they don't
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even really explain they said they remember reading the wiki and they're just like except for asians i'm
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like what why like makes no fucking sense they're like that would be absurd we can't say that all right
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but like like like mexicans were just like i guess they're less evil than us white folks but they
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were something along the way to becoming whites you know i mean so they were some or like the first
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indians would be like the first fucking like uh try like he was like it was like the other thing i
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like about this is that it says jacob had specifically 59,999 followers it refers to white people as
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yakubians not even white people anyone who's an offshoot of this like even the mexicans anyone
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except for black people and asians are yakubians and they lack all emotional intelligence and exist as
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unfeeling unnaturally created predators where's the lie all right crip you've sat there stunningly
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silent i'd like to know if you have any any feedback for us on yakub did my my edible kicked in
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at the first time this is so fucking much to just take in
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it's one of those things i can't believe i didn't know and explain so much now like i never understood
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those weird black people in the corner be like we're the real fucking israelites and like shit like that
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and you're like no what are you talking about like you goddamn white devils and then like this explains
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this explains the black people that you've worked with that are hebrew israelis but don't really say it
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but look at you a certain way and you can't figure out why and it's because they they're thinking
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yakub yakub yakub in their head every time i'm like damn that actually might be something too
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because i you know this story looks legit to me yeah this also explains why black people abort
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their babies so it is funny i remember reading through this apparently malcolm x he was one of
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the nation of islam people and a lot of people know who follow him later in his life he kind of
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walked away from the whole like hating white people thing and like was more like open in that sense
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and apparently that was because he went to like the middle east and he met with the other is like
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some of the other islam people and they were like i guess he talked about yakub and they're like
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and i guess that's what he's kind of like yeah i guess that uh that makes sense
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also yeah hey real quick before we wrap up because i do want to give a shout out to the people on odyssey
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because they that we have we have like 20 people watching us on there and we never they they were
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chatting the entire time and but on so i am i am acknowledging the chat we we can i have it
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pulled up we're gonna have to bring it up and address these but yeah go on yeah so the thing is
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just just like push on odyssey to kind of do this with stream yard so we can pull because we like
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almost got you tubing uh just push on just it's just like fucking uh all quote tweet or tweet at
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drew hancock to get the shit fixed so that we can pull stuff up on stream yard he said it's gonna
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happen at some point but if we're gonna be using odyssey from here on out of of more or less
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i mean i got uh oh dig d said notice me senpai so and then uh spud was all up in there sorry
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sorry sorry clint i'm gonna wrap we gotta wrap we're super deep
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all right at liberty lockpot on twitter liberty lockdown on everywhere else and today i had on
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again judge andrew depolitano as well as ed latimore who was a heavyweight fighter it was 12 and 1
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uh he also then wrote a bunch of dope books and he's brilliant guy i got to talk to him about
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same thing that we did here i was impressed impressed that you got judge knap on top lobster
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underscore on twitter top lobster.com everywhere else and there you go all right uh read coverdale and
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naturalist capitalist the only one that exists in either of those names google me you'll find me
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i just had dave smith on right before this show josh smith is coming on tuesday i'm sporting him for
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vice chair who's that all less cool uh you'll have to watch to find out and uh yeah i was gonna say
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something else but i forgot so forget it no way jose uh follow me on twitter at 2020 no way jose
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uh i'm on youtube audio all the major autopilot characters and on c watch my show
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uh tarik and cole and then two and a half takes pod we had another episode last night and i really i
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really want to get clint back on because we uh um we get steve's name i'm down whatever i know
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dude we were we're almost made um duke chastain like a honorary like host it's kind of like a thing
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how we kept adding hosts over time we did that with duke because he's just awesome he's great
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sports and so but uh yeah follow that i love doing that sports podcast it's so much fun duke's dope
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toad yeah uh yeah tower god toad uh tower power hour obviously next week on our show we're gonna do
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the fatal four and i don't know who if we're gonna have a guest or anything like that but we'll see so
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we will have a guest and last but not least bob saget if he survived please tell us where people can
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follow you uh so i have been switching up my stuff as of lately um now that twitter is under
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elon musk's new control i i was thankfully able to get my old twitter account back so you can
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also just as like fuck them kids they know who they are uh but yeah no uh look me up i i'm doing
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shit all the time check out my work uh my best piece that i've done that i'm really proud of a serbian
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film if you don't follow krip on on twitter dude you need to do it because he's one one thing he's
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always active he's literally always tweeting because this is what he does all day is just
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sitting there you know he doesn't have a job so he can't move so you gotta follow me back i think i'm
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the only one you don't follow he doesn't follow my new account don't follow me he's annoying you
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can support krip's work over at info wars.com um thank you for joining us krip you are a fucking
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legend as always thank you man thank you krip we love having you it was a pleasure