Tower Gang - Ep 68 - Big Hat Energy w⧸ Jacob Daniel

00:00:00.000 shit what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off

00:00:05.920 dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail

00:00:11.000 it's in manhattan with two kamikazes

00:00:14.280 you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account for it

00:00:21.120 white women must be stopped that's right

00:00:23.920 we can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane

00:00:29.860 what your ass ass to penis ratio maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't fuck

00:00:35.920 oh jesus

00:00:38.040 fat dave fuck you man

00:00:41.620 what is up everybody we are back with another episode of tower power hour it is episode 68

00:00:50.880 we are one away from the big one and as always well not as always i mean most of the time

00:00:57.660 toad here with us jose here with us uh the other two that are well the one that never comes on

00:01:03.980 only the plug and the other one that is has a bigger way bigger show than any of us

00:01:08.060 and just graces us with his presence anytime he comes on that's not here tonight

00:01:12.280 that's right i'm the only one that's been on literally every episode of the show so

00:01:17.940 yeah and you're the least wanted so uh just kidding no but tonight we have a big guest

00:01:25.660 especially for our podcast somebody that uh we all hate uh you guys are glad you you should be

00:01:32.380 glad to have me at any time it's every single episode i grace you with my presence well this is

00:01:38.000 well this is why we have we decided to have mom because we hate him and we know he's gonna get

00:01:41.800 canceled immediately yeah hope we can hope so and this is a guy that you know he i think he reached

00:01:47.720 out to us really early on and asked if he could come on and from that we took that to heart as a

00:01:52.560 slide against us and a slide against podcasting because that's something you would never do is

00:01:56.040 ask to come on somebody's show awful so so we basically blackballed him he is the uh colin

00:02:01.680 kaepernick of tower power hour of tower wow he he is he is uh jacob daniel from biblical anarchy

00:02:09.160 how you doing brother good man is that i don't even remember how that whole thing started like

00:02:13.920 breaking the whole like breaking podcast etiquette it was like but i mean what it grew into like if

00:02:20.380 i did it was worth it because what it grew into uh was fucking hilarious i mean but it was we got to

00:02:28.100 the point though where it got a little bit hard to keep coming up with more ways to keep doubling

00:02:33.100 down on it like i mean so it's good that i'm on now because i think we i think we about you know

00:02:38.500 i mean we uh it's pretty much tapped out you know what i mean it's kind of like when you're when

00:02:44.160 your wife's jerking you're off jerking you off and she just keeps going you're like no i'm done

00:02:48.060 i'm done i've already came three times i got nothing else left in the tank you're just uh all you're

00:02:54.780 doing is just uh rubbing it raw now that's it right and of course we waited to have you on until

00:03:00.140 our audience was severely nuked uh right that was okay if you wait until so you wait until it's

00:03:05.520 off youtube and then the two people that you know the two biggest people on the show clint and and uh

00:03:12.100 and reed aren't even here so it's like i'm on and yet like it's still a slap in the face

00:03:17.380 it was intentional actually they did that totally intentionally it's for it's 40 chess it's like we're

00:03:23.320 gonna tank our channel and then like we won't even show up it'll just be there it'd be perfect

00:03:28.200 it was not even on episode 69 it'll be 68 so the one before the one that actually matters

00:03:33.960 exactly yeah we uh we figured we'd cut the difference uh that way uh not have our big guy

00:03:39.680 big dog show up for this one that way it's like you know we're we're doing we're doing you solid

00:03:43.540 but like we're not gonna go that far with it you know i mean it's to bring it back to a handy it's

00:03:47.580 kind of like a handy you know exactly exactly this is this is basically like i spent like an entire

00:03:52.760 year trying to get like the popular girl to pay attention to me and then it's like this is the

00:03:58.640 equivalent of not even a handy it's like she just gave me like a kiss on the cheek

00:04:01.640 like that's all this is and also she's not the popular girl anymore she kind of like it's out

00:04:06.920 of high school now and she got kind of she kind of she had a baby she got kind of fat right yeah i

00:04:12.000 mean she she still has a little bit of her looks but like it's it's definitely not what she used to

00:04:15.740 be yeah we're fat ugly we have a destroyed pussy and we still won't even fuck you so yeah by the way

00:04:23.320 by the way for those paying attention whether you're on odyssey or you're on youtube we are doing

00:04:28.440 our final four the this week or fatal four whatever the fuck uh we are very bad at preparing

00:04:34.000 we have a few things prepared but if any of you out there has any good clips or anything uh you know

00:04:40.700 for because the four being was it uh fats white women uh movie talkers and bitch fuck cucks so if

00:04:48.400 you guys have good clips for that oh hey here speaking of bitch fuck cucks what's going on guys

00:04:55.520 that's right i'm the darkest out of everybody here what uh yes my mic is good we're good to go

00:05:03.920 yeah it sounds good man well we needed movie talker representation so that's why we had you on it was

00:05:08.780 the closest we could get i'm not defending them but all right dude i love the old

00:05:12.640 dude i love the old top lobster well that was like the mid time top lobster art wasn't it for

00:05:20.060 your profile picture right there this one here yeah because didn't your uh you made your like

00:05:24.800 brother make that for you or some shit my cousin shout out to moon dog uh so you could actually

00:05:30.180 follow him on uh on instagram moon dog art moon dog art i think something like that and he's he's

00:05:36.780 trying to do like uh he's actually like hired right now by a comic book company and they're doing

00:05:41.180 like these playing cards yeah so he's doing shit like this so go check him out give him some love

00:05:46.180 man because he's a he's he's a real deal yeah he did he did this one for me what's up with your family

00:05:51.620 bunch of fucking artsy fuck they're mostly autistic but some of them are artistic yeah mostly both

00:05:59.780 actually i kind of want to get into this real quick because i just thought it was one of the funniest

00:06:04.480 interactions i saw today was by the way i i gotta say and i you know the funny thing is when i said that

00:06:09.740 i realized my segue that's your go-to segue what you just by the way no no no no my i just did that

00:06:15.180 but by the way but you i don't even remember what you just said but from now on like i'm gonna notice

00:06:19.320 it uh i've noticed that i say by the way or a lot that's something that my segue is just by the way

00:06:26.860 or whenever like this is your whole segue i've i've noticed it and i've been waiting for someone

00:06:34.120 to bring it up because no one has yet and i was just like well yeah thank you jose so you got it

00:06:38.700 people give me shit about the to touch on that but i mean touch on that there's only so many

00:06:42.800 just like touching things like penises and little boys little girls it doesn't really matter

00:06:47.800 but did you see did you see dan burman today with uh being the most autistic motherfucker in the world

00:06:56.100 with dave smith i could not get enough of that it was one of like the funniest shit i've seen in a

00:07:02.240 while was watching uh just him go the most autistic to uh the most obvious joke like it was so obvious

00:07:11.720 what was the i didn't catch this although i've seen dan go autistic at dave before but

00:07:15.900 oh toad you might have to look this one because it was so bad so i know so dave put out and someone

00:07:23.580 said it was a biden quote i didn't know if that was true or not no but basically dave put out

00:07:28.040 that um we we can't have democracy uh be relied on by the whims of the people and basically it was

00:07:37.640 just a joke or something like that yeah and dan comes in with literally it's like well that's kind

00:07:44.440 of what a democracy is it's the whims of the people unless you're talking about a republic and

00:07:48.700 oh you're we got it did you find it oh it's so we can't leave our precious democracy up to the

00:07:54.360 whims of the public that's what it was democracy is literally all caps

00:07:58.220 did you mean to say republic and and dave just goes jesus dude

00:08:05.040 and the funniest part about this is these guys this this dude is so autistic he doubles down

00:08:12.440 he's like i he was like yeah you gotta find it the it was like well basically the equivalent of

00:08:18.240 well why would you say that then like

00:08:19.800 can you define democracy as far as i know it means a form literally gives like he probably

00:08:26.500 definitely looked up on google like uh definition of democracy and then just goes which to say is

00:08:32.340 their whim and then dave just goes holy shit dude i mean he was getting raped over the coals

00:08:39.240 everybody just calling autistic which actually made him say if you can find the one there's mine as a

00:08:45.880 the magic eight ball and my retarded also i diagnosed you with the autism um he also because

00:08:54.460 everybody was giving him the autistic retarded and so he doubles down on it you gotta find i think

00:09:01.060 it's under um keep going down it's not under uh forest mom it's it's under uh mr liberty i think

00:09:07.760 it's what his name is you have to go go to the more people go down toad you got it right

00:09:12.180 i know i'm trying to get it this guy yes and so from that he quote tweets it and he or he says

00:09:20.220 something about oh i guess the uh the bots are out right now calling me like they all want to talk

00:09:26.040 about and then he made it about yeah then he goes the mc is pretty infested with people who like to

00:09:30.160 cyber bullies others anonymously with names like liberty they also hate people with developmental

00:09:35.560 disabilities real quick i want to let the people on the odyssey know that we are monitoring the

00:09:42.100 chat today so we will try to we won't be able to bring it up because they uh haven't figured out

00:09:46.860 how to do that yet uh because like stream yard we can bring up youtube's comments but i will say uh

00:09:53.280 at least me personally i don't believe there guys unless in the youtube chat the only way i'm bringing

00:09:58.040 up is if it's like straight fucking fire but now like i'll be way more lenient in what i bring up in

00:10:03.540 the odyssey chat that way we can incentivize going to odyssey so just saying there you go good job

00:10:09.160 but i just thought that was one of the funniest thing i saw today especially i mean even coming

00:10:13.840 after one of my favorite times it's been on twitter during all this roe v wade stuff has been

00:10:21.080 amazing just for jokes and then and then but then this was just like a little cherry on top

00:10:27.280 of just a very autistic libertarian showing what it means to be an autistic libertarian

00:10:33.640 whenever you can't understand clear um this is the guy that literally went around with a giant

00:10:39.900 yellow hat that said taxation is theft i mean like other than fat guys stripping on stage like the

00:10:47.320 second most memable autistic thing a libertarian has ever done is just like you know like i'm a big

00:10:53.500 duck wearing a big like dummy hat saying taxation is theft and then asking to be taken seriously

00:10:59.300 oh i would love by the way hierarchy next year next year we gotta we gotta add big hat people to the

00:11:06.580 list right yeah yeah i feel like autistic libertarians who put dumb shit on their heads

00:11:12.420 not even that just big hat people there's so many ways you can go with that you could have a big head

00:11:17.620 yeah like everyone at the kentucky derby you know like those fucking obnoxious fucking

00:11:22.120 black women in church black women in church yeah black i so i went to a uh all uh black church in

00:11:29.140 baltimore for like four or five years and yeah like they're the hats that some of them wear

00:11:33.020 i mean it's just like like you prove it say the n-word

00:11:36.820 you got the end pass dude you did go to black church that is basically you do it and it's it's

00:11:44.480 okay we're breaking the rules but we revel in the break just be like jesus is my nigga that's all

00:11:49.740 you have to do that's that because i love that i love that rap song that's my favorite hymn actually

00:11:55.000 jesus christ is my nigga this guy this is the equivalent of dropping dong in the chat

00:12:02.160 um what was i saying about if we have big hats can we have a big hats versus small hats somehow

00:12:11.240 although like is there another angle to go with that other than the obvious like are there other

00:12:19.380 small stupid hats yeah those uh the fez caps uh the little fez is that no make it or just jews

00:12:27.120 only it's jews and moroccans all in one the jews moroccans i feel like the shriners uh hey arnold

00:12:36.500 the air force i know this is a little bit off top but the air force has the worst fucking uniform

00:12:44.980 hats they're like the weird stupid fucking triangles you ever seen those fucking things

00:12:48.480 yeah what yeah yeah look yeah they're the worst like papers made out of paper right dude they're

00:12:53.080 the fucking worst i remember you used to wear them like you'd have to be like if windy you'd be like

00:12:56.460 because i'm so confused i didn't realize that the air force had a special hat i just always thought

00:13:03.580 it was this they always had that blue like cap i always always just like the weird little triangle

00:13:08.200 cap they look like they're all working that's like they're uh that's the address blues is what they

00:13:12.800 call it like you don't wear that like normally normally you just wear like a camo bullshit like

00:13:17.660 a normal day at work but uh like every now and then i almost never wore them was while i was in

00:13:22.600 like they're because i was oh i know what you're talking about okay they're the worst they're so

00:13:27.480 fucking gay there's people in the youtube chat trying to like type out and i'll cap super chat

00:13:32.660 what about jim's on your head hey for drifters

00:13:38.780 speaking of which we're gonna do a conspiracy june uh because we were talking about that i think we

00:13:45.100 we should let these tournaments breathe a little bit uh like not do it every month but what the

00:13:50.260 fuck we're losing everybody yeah apparently but uh okay uh well i guess just us three i guess this

00:13:55.920 works uh since all right well shit uh what do you guys what do you guys think about is happening

00:14:01.760 right now because i want and so god raptured me and top and then he was like nah fuck this instead

00:14:07.400 of fact it was it was have you seen um this is the end the one with all the uh it was like the

00:14:13.240 rapture happens and then um i think it was um it wasn't jonah hill because jonah hill got fucked by

00:14:20.160 demon um no it was fuck i think it was james franco got he was getting raptured and he was like

00:14:28.180 fuck you fuck everybody he was like you didn't make it i did and then god was like nah and he

00:14:34.040 drops back down i feel like top's a real one though like i feel like it was somewhat that but it was

00:14:39.360 more like he got up there like where the fuck are the homies at they're not coming fuck you you

00:14:42.640 bitch ass faggot going back take me back yeah hold on before i didn't want to miss this can

00:14:53.380 everybody give their like hierarchy of when dan no fuck you top i'm getting this out i want to hear

00:15:00.620 what top has to say what do you have to say top i was gonna ask for the hierarchy of moments that

00:15:07.960 you remember as like autistically libertarian all right say it again i'm fucking with you now

00:15:15.240 it's not funny anymore the uh the like your hierarchy maybe your top five moments of autistic

00:15:21.500 i thought it would be funny but it's all right all right all right all right for real this time for

00:15:32.140 real what are we doing no like your mount rushmore of moments that are autistic libertarian like

00:15:40.560 fucking the boot hat that the dan berman like big hat my always one was always the toasters

00:15:46.740 the uh do i need a permit for my damn toasters next yeah so like what owner daryl perry by the way

00:15:53.840 who apparently forgot that you're supposed to not do that while you're still alive

00:15:57.420 yeah what am i what are my favorite moments i don't know if this this counts but i remember

00:16:03.580 when uh he donated what are you talking about how far behind are you top

00:16:09.160 oh is he responding like a minute later is that what's going on yeah i think so hold on

00:16:14.920 i thought this was a bit like i'm gonna sign out let me see if i can come back he's fucking he's

00:16:21.420 yeah he was totally okay so those aren't libertarian those aren't uh it makes it funnier that like

00:16:26.900 before he was just dicking all right all right i thought he was dicking with you this this was my

00:16:31.260 favorite autistic moment of libertarians was just the fact that we had a conversation with top

00:16:36.100 for a minute that was out of out of time sink no one of my favorite memories i guess this kind

00:16:42.460 of counts with when gary johnson was uh at the lmc convention in 2016 and then there was like a

00:16:49.660 question about driver's licenses and he went like well you know i think that uh some people should

00:16:54.940 probably uh display some competency before they could drive that everyone starts booing him

00:16:59.080 yes the fucking best and that's where they it's so cringe in so many different ways and just go away

00:17:06.480 faggot well it was no it was so funny because that was my like i've mentioned this multiple times

00:17:13.900 that was my introduction to the libertarian party and at the same because you had austin peterson

00:17:19.660 you had uh daniel perry as you mentioned i think the fat guy that was nick or daryl whatever the

00:17:25.160 fat guy that was naked that did go on the stage naked i think he was also in that debate i want to

00:17:30.380 say i think so and uh i think larry elder larry elder was he not the uh the moderator of that debate he

00:17:37.540 was yeah and so and so you just have the funniest part though is because you had um gary johnson say i think

00:17:45.000 people should show a little competency before they drive everybody boos and then that's when uh

00:17:49.740 daryl perry goes what's next do i need a license to make toast to my own damn toaster

00:17:55.060 and the other one was was austin peterson going hell no it's like should we have license to drive he

00:18:04.860 goes hell no oh god it's one of the that's that's up there on my mount rushmore like what i don't get

00:18:11.600 is somehow my dad was into libertarianism then and voted for gary johnson in 2016 and then in 2020

00:18:20.280 he voted for trump i just like what the fuck that is the weirdest progression i've ever heard

00:18:25.480 that makes total sense to me for some reason yeah i think it makes sense actually because like if you

00:18:30.760 look at gary johnson and you get to joe jorgensen you're gonna be like i don't like women by the way

00:18:35.940 this whole question is another month of tournament in and of itself like there are so many goddamn

00:18:41.520 moments that are like delightful that i mean just uh fucking uh boot head fucking um whatever his

00:18:49.360 name is i totally forgot his name vermin supreme that is just in and of itself just name ever just

00:18:54.940 vermin supreme that's it you just be like that's number that's all number one seed just him being him

00:18:59.460 i mean aleppo uh i know that's not an autistic libertarian it might be an autistic libertarian

00:19:04.860 moment because i mean that's just easily explained away uh let me like what is aleppo and although i

00:19:11.160 feel like given the context he should have been able to figure out to at least play like oh yeah like

00:19:15.020 play along instead of just maybe that's the maybe that's the autistic part is that he's so autistic he

00:19:19.940 doesn't understand social cues and so he just hears aleppo and like to him and his in like an art our

00:19:25.600 autistic brains we just like well then i need to know about that so what is that what is i'm being

00:19:30.100 intellectually honest i'm ignorant of the moment uh can you inform me of what i'm missing here so i can

00:19:34.640 uh pursue further uh intellectual inquiry you know yeah or he thought the question was aleppo he's like

00:19:42.400 what the fuck is aleppo aleppo i don't know or maybe the not just the clip but the entirety of

00:19:51.060 that recent interview that joe jorgensen did on uh what's his name podcast because that clip was bad

00:19:57.400 but go back and watch the whole episode like the whole episode is a train wreck yes oh actually right

00:20:02.080 one of my favorite moments is actually uh joe jorgensen when she was on uh was it dave rubin's show

00:20:08.420 there was one show where she was on oh yeah and she asked if he would vote oh that is a top

00:20:13.700 libertarian moment it was like the equivalent if i if i went on like a podcast with a hot chick and be

00:20:20.200 like hey would you ever go on a date with me like being and be like what it was kind of like you

00:20:24.680 spent an entire year begging some like big podcast to let you come on their show and then they let

00:20:30.900 you on and it's whenever that they're smallest that's right oh i'm tower power our chrissy mayor

00:20:35.820 said she would fuck me so i it's clearly a lie

00:20:39.800 oh man any any joe jorgensen moment i mean just the um the actively anti-racist wait wait wait i want

00:20:49.180 to go back to the chrissy thing if i remember correctly she got audibly moist when she saw my

00:20:53.760 picture and didn't realize it was me right no that was top lobster i thought are you sure i think it

00:20:58.780 was both because me and him are too sexy motherfuckers how do you get audibly moist

00:21:02.720 sploosh

00:21:04.160 did you watch that new joe list uh fucking special have you guys see that yet

00:21:13.840 it just dropped a few days ago that there was like a bit he had in that where it's like

00:21:17.020 he somehow his mother was watching uh fucking um dirty dancing with him as a kid and like patrick

00:21:22.940 swayze came out in the rain and like busted a car window to like because he locked his car door

00:21:27.100 and she's like and he's like and then i heard my mother audibly moan

00:21:30.940 was that the i think i've seen a clip of that is that the same one where he talks about the kid

00:21:38.140 stepping on his feet is that the same uh special it's a new special just dropped a few days ago

00:21:42.740 joe list had a uh a joke and he was just talking about how a kid uh was stepping on his feet in the

00:21:49.080 train or something and he was like hey little buddy uh just so you know you're stepping on my feet

00:21:53.380 and his uh his mom was just like don't talk to my son that way and he was like well

00:21:57.300 i have no idea why is top such a boober i don't know i'm really scared about our shit this weekend

00:22:05.700 are we operating off of his internet how is this working i do not know logistics at all

00:22:09.220 oh hey top see wait wait wait i don't i don't know man say hello

00:22:22.460 and his mic was perfect tonight his glasses because of the reflection that his glasses look like those

00:22:30.560 like new year's glasses with like the lights all around the rims and them you know what i'm talking

00:22:34.140 just stay there you look handsome how how delayed am i uh how did you guys test it last time you

00:22:43.120 guys tested with me last time the co-cash episode hey top one two

00:22:46.860 three

00:22:49.600 he may have been slow on the uptake

00:22:53.560 he may just be retarded

00:22:56.040 he was going through it like one

00:22:59.600 it's hard to tell man is it your internet that's retarded or is it you i don't know maybe a little

00:23:05.180 bit of both

00:23:05.780 the internet a little bit of both let me try something oh no actually actually i think it

00:23:11.740 fixed i think it's actually good now one two it's good now should i not sign off

00:23:16.800 oh uh i don't know no it's bad dude oh man dude what the fuck

00:23:22.260 all right fix your shit bro yeah all right i'll try one more time all right oh my god jesus christ

00:23:30.080 man man dop is like the best of us but what the fuck all right i didn't want to take a moment real

00:23:36.040 quick uh since we're at this spot where we're at this weird moment where i think we kind of lost

00:23:39.940 track of the conversation because top fucked it all up uh i do want to say thank you to all of you

00:23:45.660 guys i've still you still follow the show even after we got nuked and we've gone to odyssey

00:23:49.660 uh i know uh we even today i always joke i'll be like you know we'll be running late and they'll

00:23:55.560 be like hey we need to go to the show and i'll be like fuck the audience i don't give a shit and

00:23:58.760 it's like and but really what it is is like i feel i treat you guys i treat an audience like i treat a

00:24:04.740 woman like you you gotta you gotta keep it aloof you can't you can't come off desperate and then

00:24:10.500 like every now and then though you gotta really show them that they matter to you so this is what

00:24:13.440 this is right now i just want you guys know i love you that you've stuck around uh you know it's

00:24:18.320 like like i said you gotta you show them every now and then you know like like i'm sorry i called

00:24:23.620 you fat whore but like you know i love you you know you're everything to me like speaking of white

00:24:27.940 women my my wife just made a comment on the youtube side making fun of top oh okay which is funny which

00:24:34.280 is funny because she actually loves my wife has like a bunch of top lobster shirts and it's almost

00:24:38.800 i don't know what it is up with women but my wife also my wife also really loves top lobster stuff

00:24:45.380 like she's been buying she buys shit all the fucking time from him yeah well she wears the

00:24:49.620 one uh eat my entire ass shirt a lot do you eat ass and then no no today today no no no do you eat

00:24:58.500 ass i wonder how freaky gets in that conservative christian household uh no comment um so to be fair

00:25:08.700 she is watching so i'll give you that um i don't blame you right now i don't know why the fuck you

00:25:16.660 told your wife you're coming on here this is not some shit i don't want her on oh no she she she loves

00:25:22.060 it no um uh so she has tonight she was wearing the uh uh the one that's like the wood chipper like

00:25:29.260 2000 or whatever um and so we're eating dinner and the kids are just like mommy what's on your shirt

00:25:35.880 and she's like uh it's it's a wood chipper like what's it saying she's like oh it's the the pedo

00:25:41.280 mulcher 2000 like what's that mean and we're just like uh it's uh it's where uh it's where you put

00:25:48.660 people who do bad things to kids and what that thing we're like uh bedtime by the way i'm pretty sure

00:25:55.660 your wife answered my question yeah she just said that last says it all jacob so you'd be eating that

00:26:00.340 dude when i was uh jacob you'll like this this is because by the way i'm gonna be on jacob's show

00:26:07.000 possibly on sunday uh if everything works out after which by the way uh this saturday we're

00:26:13.500 having top lobster's ranch probably the fire run your mouth i'm so fucking excited i cannot tell

00:26:18.380 you how exciting it's gonna be amazing but you know come back on sunday and then do jacob's uh show

00:26:23.360 but i i remember in uh in college like i've and i've told people i went to a super christian college

00:26:28.700 and i remember at work one day because i worked on campus for the maintenance department and i asked

00:26:35.260 my uh which the all the employees there have to go to the church there they all have to do all that

00:26:40.420 whatever so they're usually like pretty fucking stick up their ass uh um christians uh jacob knows the

00:26:47.320 type and so i so i had to ask i was like is do you believe that anal sex with your wife is fine under

00:26:55.660 the bible and they and just to see them like squirm it was like one of the best things because it's

00:27:02.440 like it's not something that they're used to talking about is anal sex and like to be like

00:27:07.460 oh but it's your wife so uh i guess the bed is undefiled so what do you think and then they said to me

00:27:13.040 like uh jacob what do you have on that yeah what's the scriptures uh take on butt fucking

00:27:19.720 hmm well i think it's okay as long as the person on the receiving end identifies as a woman

00:27:29.280 so i mean is this strictly a calvinist that's very important identifies as a woman

00:27:35.120 i thought yeah the bible does have a lot to say about sodomy right

00:27:39.400 yeah i don't think it has much to say about i mean i could be wrong but i don't think it has

00:27:44.640 much to say about anal sex specifically although it does have a strong uh you know like like sex

00:27:51.720 being about reproduction and marriage being kind of about reproduction so that's definitely like the

00:27:57.900 the primary uh reason for marriage and sex but uh rumpy no makes a great point so pegging is out

00:28:06.520 i think i definitely think yeah it's definitely yeah no no if you i mean yeah if you if you like if

00:28:13.380 you let your wife peg you you're you're probably gay you're good but it does and the bible does

00:28:18.280 explicitly say the bed is undefiled so basically anything goes in there man uh so i mean that's

00:28:24.400 that's where but it has to be in bed and listen here's the truth as long as it's missionary it's all

00:28:29.760 okay all right missionary anal that's totally fine totally fine i want to look you in the eye while i

00:28:36.960 fuck you in the ass is missionary sex with your fucking christianity into her dude no all right

00:28:45.020 anyway i will say uh weird take i feel like a lot of people give me shit for this when i say it but

00:28:51.100 missionary is probably like in my top three favorite positions the other two being reverse and normal

00:28:55.560 cowgirl just because i like being lazy but missionary is great you get you get nice deep thrust you get

00:29:00.760 the titties bouncing like you know like there's way more options like get the only thing out of the

00:29:05.700 few ones that you can actually kiss during yes and like i mean call me a homo but i kind of like that

00:29:10.400 you can kiss them right on the lips i mean a lot of people like shit on missionary like it's like

00:29:19.320 gabe like honestly it's probably aside from like so far as positions where the man's doing the work

00:29:24.620 it's my favorite position it really just is like i like and i'm a big ass guy too to think it'd be the

00:29:30.580 other way around that i'd like something i see more ass but i don't know maybe maybe i'm just

00:29:34.240 more of a softy than let on i just i like being in control so yeah i agree with you jose wait up are

00:29:39.300 we voting on missionary is that that's not on the bracket yeah it's a new tournament we started

00:29:43.140 two new tournaments while you've been gone

00:29:48.380 libertarian moment and the other one is all the different sex positions oh speaking of which

00:29:54.400 tournaments oh wait wait it's already no isn't uh isn't missionary also the best one for procreation

00:30:01.660 too is that actually like i would think that's like really you know the best one would be the

00:30:05.880 jackhammer that would actually be the best one because they're literally upside down yeah

00:30:10.380 yeah but you got to keep her there for a little while which might make her brain damaged and

00:30:14.540 chances are she's already brain damaged so so that's true wait so what does that do then

00:30:19.280 like it brings gravity into the equation so like the sperm are even faster to reach the egg is that

00:30:25.120 what's going on there marinate those motherfuckers gotta let it sit yeah maxine waters is going crazy

00:30:34.380 on our odyssey live chat i'm just gonna shout out maxine waters dude what just i just see jew

00:30:40.520 confirmed anal sex is a sin if you anal kill yourself for jesus dude i am i am one of the

00:30:47.680 people by the way i i am definitely one of them if anal sex is a sin why did why did god make it feel

00:30:53.580 so good for for me when i get penetrated yeah i really hope this is a signal of what's to come

00:31:00.800 for the audience we're gonna attract from odyssey honestly though if i mean god everything made

00:31:07.080 everything good he even said it so so but he also put the g-spot for a man up his ass i mean deep in

00:31:13.240 his ass i mean i mean it's not even i mean i there was that tom seguro god gives his greatest temptations

00:31:20.200 for his best warriors you know what is the saying uh narrow is the path that leads to eternal life

00:31:26.720 there's that tom seguro joke where he said that the first time his uh his wife put a finger up his

00:31:34.520 butthole his uh his cock made a shotgun sound it's like dude did y'all see that fucking uh thing i

00:31:41.980 shared in the chat that was like this weird silicone thing you put it on your balls and it basically

00:31:46.400 makes a second oh the baldo and i was like i was like hold on wait i'll be up back i gotta go dp my

00:31:51.980 wife with my dick and balls real quick no okay so a little thing uh davy has actually bought the

00:31:59.380 baldo that's actually something uh yeah he's actually tried it on his girlfriend so the baldo he's i mean

00:32:05.500 they were very fascinated with the baldo and it made it work i don't he said it works okay i guess

00:32:11.180 i don't really get that much out of like don't get me wrong it's a nice little like sprinkle on top

00:32:16.240 when the balls get involved but it's not really like an essential thing whatsoever no you know i mean

00:32:20.780 you know i mean like if you're if you're slamming it and then she reaches back and it's like playing

00:32:24.340 with it while you're doing it you're like that's like next level like oh yeah but like like if she

00:32:29.140 just was playing with balls and there was no penetration you'd be like what is going on here

00:32:32.300 this is fucking gay like what are we doing you know yeah i'm not i'm not impressed at all i'd be

00:32:36.460 real impressed if he got his balls in the same hole as his penis at the same time that's now

00:32:42.820 isn't that balls deep isn't that what or his balls deep just when you hit the ball that's yeah that's

00:32:47.420 just yeah exactly that's just surface rimming i love how much we're repulsing this maxine

00:32:52.420 character like gayest fucking stream ever well isn't just core uh the biggest we don't even hear i

00:33:01.740 mean if it's not it's not completely gay yet like we're trying but also i do want to say the reason

00:33:08.420 uh clint i don't know why reed isn't here probably because he's driving whatever doing some fucking

00:33:12.080 bullshit uh clint literally said he was so mad about uh the fed today that he could not come on

00:33:18.440 because he was just too upset and i'm not like libertarian thing i've ever heard he said something

00:33:24.260 before how he didn't feel good if that was legit the reason the fed upset him i i love clint but

00:33:29.480 that's gay as fuck i don't know that's pretty that's pretty like i mean that's pretty for the cause i

00:33:35.060 mean that's that's not it's it's almost it's for the brand it's on brand i think you need to maybe

00:33:39.860 take a moment breathe but did the fed do anything they race they race the interest rate by a half

00:33:46.220 percent you know what i don't feel good either i gotta go yeah sign off real quick that's probably

00:33:53.920 why i feel like shit right now i'm actually i'm hopped up on painkillers and nycler right now

00:33:58.340 actually so david that's he they uh he wants me to deal said they have interest rates want me to

00:34:03.760 fill in for clint dave are you actually fucking 18 yet because if you're not no you're not

00:34:08.660 in fact we're gonna have him on as soon as he turns 18 and people will accuse us of grooming

00:34:15.920 him that's how it's gonna go down yeah even though we like we're very clear that we did not want

00:34:20.840 anything more than just like you know this casual i thought we've established as long as you marry

00:34:25.500 him first before you fuck him it's okay that's true i just feel like he has to identify as a woman

00:34:31.340 that's what you also mentioned before too it identifies a woman i feel like the boldo wouldn't

00:34:36.300 that just hurt though right how do you get your balls in there do you have to like lube it up and

00:34:40.440 then like tuck your balls in there yeah it'd be a pretty loose hole for it to be enjoyable like

00:34:44.700 otherwise like you can't constrict my balls too much like you know they also have it also has by the

00:34:48.640 way it does have riser rings which is very i thought so your balls can fit in there and then you can use

00:34:52.980 riser rings to like stretch out your ball sack why would i want to do that

00:34:57.140 all i know is i i do constantly have chicks telling me they're not into baldos so

00:35:04.180 i've never once looked at my balls and said that was actually a good one

00:35:09.460 i never looked at my balls and said they need to be a little longer

00:35:13.940 they need to be inside a woman

00:35:18.380 longer so you can get deeper penetration with the ball though

00:35:22.600 do any of your women like playing with your balls actually uh do i like to play with my own

00:35:29.820 no do any of your women like playing with your balls yeah i mean i don't think i like it i'm like

00:35:35.260 i don't think i don't think it's a uh like an enjoyable thing i think it's more of a morbid

00:35:39.600 curiosity i think that's actually the thing that like they just look at them and they're just like

00:35:44.360 and then they're like and like poke them and they see a move and they're like what the fuck is that

00:35:49.000 dude i think the first couple years that i was married my wife probably most nights when i would

00:35:56.320 fall asleep she'd be cradling my balls it was the best thing in the world i don't know if you guys

00:36:00.500 ever had that like uh yeah yeah dude i love my wife is obsessed with balls like like like the way

00:36:06.020 that men are with titties is how she is with balls like hey top is uh it's frankie manetti uh is he a

00:36:13.280 guy at uh odyssey and i don't know no i was just wondering because he didn't say i'm fired

00:36:18.700 no no no he has like he said nice dream you got here be a shame if you had no streamer protection

00:36:24.060 so i don't know i thought i didn't know if he was with odyssey he could just shut down the stream

00:36:28.500 i have no idea what that what does that even mean streamer protection what does that mean you need

00:36:32.680 that how much does that cost frankie let us know give us a quote maybe there's a reference to our

00:36:38.500 you can tell cole stayed up and watched the whole adam and eve commercials at 3 a.m

00:36:42.400 dude those commercials that would come on like i mean that's whenever the uh girls gone wild

00:36:48.420 right yeah randomly like uh like all those commercials back in the early 2000s just like

00:36:54.560 what is going on yeah back when i thought girls gone wild was fucking awesome man like hell yeah

00:36:59.000 they're all showing their titties did anybody has anybody watched that documentary i used to watch

00:37:03.520 bet at night dude that was the best that's probably why i'm into like big booty black bitches now like

00:37:08.620 it's like my thing read my wife's comment she said yeah they're they're like boobs but on men

00:37:13.360 that's her explanation didn't we already say that we're not just gonna keep bringing up your wife

00:37:17.340 shit just because your wife dog she's gotta do better than that

00:37:19.580 you know wife is an important job but not that important all right

00:37:24.580 but i mean they're not i don't think there is because

00:37:29.040 nah i i don't like that analogy because they're not the same i don't think so yeah no they're not

00:37:34.800 nearly as awesome and i have balls i don't know you could uh you could potentially maybe like i

00:37:39.160 don't know poke a hole in a ball and then like suck the cum out of it like you're sucking milk

00:37:43.380 out of a titty again again once again

00:37:46.260 we've reached the point in the episode where we say does he does he even have balls i'm pretty sure

00:37:53.340 he's got balls but i mean that's everyone knows that's what he is ladies and gentlemen are public

00:38:00.720 education i wouldn't be mad if the toad was teaching this kind of shit in public education

00:38:06.820 that would be so funny just to see i would i would love that would be a great bit is just

00:38:13.020 or a sketch is to have toad teach a sex ed class to to like to like eighth graders and then he would

00:38:20.800 be he would definitely be like making like they would make a joke and be he'd be like

00:38:24.600 because they make some stupid joke and he would find it hilarious oh it'd be so great

00:38:30.020 well like when i was in like fifth grade or whatever we had like this sex ed thing called

00:38:34.760 like the puberty program or something i remember like some of my friends at that point like thought

00:38:38.900 that you pissed into a chick's pussy to impregnate her well i mean you know like well that is how black

00:38:46.220 people do it at least so can we can we have a new segment toad explains i'm getting very freaked

00:38:53.440 out by odyssey i thought it was adorable for a moment and now i'm realizing these people are

00:38:57.780 legitimately deranged

00:38:59.740 oh awesome yeah i gotta i gotta see what they're saying now uh none of you faggots have balls your

00:39:07.460 voices are not deep enough that's great this fucking uh uh frankie guy is really committing

00:39:14.820 to this like act that he's some sort of odyssey something or other which i don't believe you

00:39:20.760 we literally have odyssey artists we're fucking untouchable we can swing up a motherfucker

00:39:27.040 right here and they wouldn't take us down they let us do whatever we want you touch them you're

00:39:32.080 a celebrity make lynching great again holy shit title of the episode if we want to get destroyed

00:39:39.940 again on youtube listen i was i was for a while prepared to come on and just like uh basically

00:39:45.400 play a bit as like i was a uh plantation owner in the south and like 18 hundreds and give all the

00:39:52.740 biblical arguments for slavery but there's some good ones there are some good irony is i can give

00:39:58.740 you those as well those are one of the ones you learn those are one of the ones they throw at you

00:40:02.380 early in the the atheist days hey hey you throw this in your arsenal this will really fucking piss

00:40:07.320 them off dude the best thing about odyssey is that none of the good like usernames are taken

00:40:13.500 so like so there's a guy named vietnam vet like that's such a great probably literally someone

00:40:20.320 out there with at nigger nigger nigger

00:40:21.760 or just at nigger like somebody definitely has that one i feel like the three of them is funnier i

00:40:30.380 don't know why it just is yeah but oh oh man if you want to we can finally get into uh our uh our

00:40:38.380 cyclone showers yeah you guys do that i'm just gonna keep reading this odyssey live chat this is

00:40:43.420 dope right i've been following it too i've been getting really into it like they're going hard

00:40:47.320 i love it the one dude's kind of like freaking out we're not buying your shit okay all right now

00:40:52.700 he really blew his cover it'd be shame if a nigger named maxine was to break in a certain place

00:40:56.360 yeah i was a little stoned and i was a little bit like man he really maybe he really does work for

00:41:01.200 odyssey but i couldn't let him see weakness and i wasn't sure but now i'm like all right i was

00:41:05.940 retarded anybody anyone who's in the youtube live chat you need to go to the odyssey live chat

00:41:11.460 and hit that up because these guys are just saying whatever they want over here dude i love

00:41:15.500 it dude yeah dude i'm i'm mad that the um that odyssey doesn't have that stream yard integration

00:41:21.000 yet to get the the chats over here i want it fucking on it drew i'm legit kind of excited for

00:41:26.080 the future because now i see this it's like i know our normal when we used to be on youtube i mean

00:41:31.620 we're still on youtube but like when we were really on youtube uh fucking um like they couldn't

00:41:36.860 really go so hard or else youtube won't put it up not dude like there's wild shit and i fucking love

00:41:42.460 it now i understand if you're on youtube because odyssey's app and yeah honestly they're like kind

00:41:49.640 of blows yeah no no let me tell you guys hear me out racist live chat yes racist live chat but odyssey

00:41:55.920 is now using the same uh servers as rumble so they will be uh i mean they're already much faster it's

00:42:03.080 not it hasn't been buffering the last like week that i've been on it so you check that oh damn

00:42:07.200 kazarian mafia somebody said they're dropping the kazarians in the live chat okay is that is that

00:42:13.240 the armenian mafia or some shit kazarians the kazarians are like you know how we say the jews run

00:42:18.560 everything they don't it's the kazarians it's like there's a level above that shit there's a level

00:42:24.800 above jews it's like black mobility yes it's crazy shit man kazarian uh just sounds like some

00:42:29.880 like dominant ufc fighter yes i will read your comments if you go on odyssey david i already read

00:42:35.840 one of your comments so don't give me fucking that fucking shit i want it all right oh dog and

00:42:42.520 mag what do we want to start out with we want to start with fats versus bfcs we started on that

00:42:47.740 side the other time well no no all right well we only we only have uh videos for aren't we missing

00:42:52.980 videos for one of these groups the blacks right we technically have all of them if you want to show

00:42:57.360 the uh the chapelle let's do let's do fats bfcs because white woman and movie talkers is really

00:43:03.440 like that's the the creme de la creme you know all right it's the cream pie of of this show and i told

00:43:11.060 i told clint you're missing out on the fatal four this is this is the big time this is like you know

00:43:16.040 this is where we all get together i know we are doing the uh the finale of this so on saturday right

00:43:22.640 that's the plan i'll be straight up i don't think we ever pass this by him i don't know how cool we

00:43:27.780 will we will overtake the show i don't care what happens listen here motherfucker there's 23 of us

00:43:33.300 and one of you listen man robbie uh was on our show to do one of the first uh sections of this

00:43:40.080 bracket and he advanced the jews so dude we have 24 live i am legit excited for the future i'm surprised

00:43:46.800 how many fucking live chat viewers we have that's because that's everybody on odyssey right now

00:43:50.620 actually it's the entire site is actually just watching this one we're gonna run this bitch i

00:43:55.220 love it dude this is great racist live chat brought this to the next level this is really fucking dope

00:44:00.080 drew hancock jeremy kaufman they don't run odyssey we do odyssey is now fascist yes it's us it's us

00:44:07.840 and frankie maninetti we we all run it together yes jacob looking off screen because his wife is just

00:44:14.580 showing her ass and he's just like i want to eat it his wife is like let me see it's 10 o'clock

00:44:20.540 jacob and i haven't seen she's just down she's just down here right now i mean it's all good

00:44:24.540 she's just like uh she's just like it's it's ball fondling time anyone else and row is getting

00:44:31.480 overturned because there will be thousands of nigglets running wild i love this so much the chat's like

00:44:38.040 better than our show as is often the case yeah all right go on this is beautiful all right so i

00:44:45.360 guess we're gonna start with fats versus the bitch fuck cucks i'm more invested in it

00:44:48.540 jess jess core jess core has noticed she's noticed that reed and clint are both missing

00:44:53.980 is it like i said before was is jess core not the one that's the biggest reed stan out of

00:44:59.640 yeah that's right yeah yeah and that's cool but you know whatever i'll just say that she definitely

00:45:07.340 is she's like i came here for reed he's not here and now she's out all right that's fine

00:45:13.040 i might make that make that guy a moderator that is

00:45:23.920 he could be like our fucking producer or some made-up position i don't know

00:45:31.660 odyssey live chat it is it is a wild love it all right guys stay focused we have a

00:45:39.480 yeah we do have the problems come later fats versus bitch fuck cocks now i will say

00:45:45.940 the bitch fuck cocks have like really made a case to move on uh this week between the dan

00:45:52.180 burman shit and uh like brianna coyle uh basically tweeting out in reference to uh the abortion

00:45:59.060 shit she literally said that socialists are anti-authoritarian yeah you know what i'm so

00:46:04.940 excited about live chat right now i don't care about this gay libertarian shit so i'm gonna go

00:46:08.460 this is the big one yeah we have to discuss this i just don't care i'm so enamored by the beauty

00:46:17.520 of this racist live chat but i don't give a fuck with a libertarian infighting and something about

00:46:22.700 like are you guys in dark mode on there something about the dark mode makes it feel like the old

00:46:27.120 internet oh my god it feels like i'm gonna buy a fucking child on here or something like

00:46:31.160 yeah yes it's like the dark web basically which is uh where are you where you buy and sell black

00:46:37.140 people yes oh shit man this is great all right all right someone needs to actually not pay this

00:46:45.180 in live chat and do the show yeah that's what i'm saying yeah okay jose stop jose stop yeah maybe we

00:46:50.460 maybe we should not have the odyssey chat come on the street it just derails the entire show

00:46:55.460 okay all right all right guys let's go let's go all right we'll title this uh fucking uh tph reacts

00:47:06.940 to racist live chat that would be a giant react video is what this is two hours of jose giggling

00:47:12.740 it doesn't help that we just laugh whenever somebody says the n-word it just it's just very

00:47:19.320 we're just like we just giggles oh god oh someone gave us fake weird library money cool i don't know

00:47:26.720 what that means oh juice that's like a nickel and like internet money i don't know so i believe how

00:47:35.380 odyssey works actually is whenever you get these little things it actually boosts you up in the algo

00:47:40.820 so that's actually yeah so like the more you get the more you can get boosted so it's like less

00:47:46.820 gay internet money now all right cool go on yeah that's right all right so fat versus bitchfoot

00:47:51.720 cucks now there is a lot of overlap between these i mean if you think about if you think about the

00:47:56.480 major bitchfoot cucks that you can think of archie flowers same thing john waldenberger

00:48:01.400 waldenberger by the way i do have a video if we want to watch that which is he's a crossover fat

00:48:06.420 and bitchfuck cuck on one the only non-fat bitchfuck cuck i can think of is hudak and he's almost like

00:48:13.880 worse because he's like this guy who's like in moderate shape that thinks he's yoked you're like

00:48:18.380 somehow he's like he's like supposedly like like you know buff i guess a little bit but he looks like

00:48:26.160 a skinny little bitch in every video he does i don't get it yes he does i don't nothing about him

00:48:31.360 impresses me i mean doing me wrong i'm sure he has solid numbers but he's more like that guy that i

00:48:36.240 see they'll be like yeah i benched 225 that's fucking dope and you're like i i bet his numbers are

00:48:40.940 a non-impressive actually i don't know whatever i do love i do love maxine waters there's just

00:48:47.280 these guys are so goddamn faggot it doesn't even now you're so goddamn faggot they slurs and like

00:48:56.340 weird like you're someone in another country like trying to say it and i'll giggle all day long

00:49:00.440 now they're talking about our lisps fuck you maxine waters there's only one with a lisp

00:49:05.940 yeah as far as the bitch fuck cucks a lot of them are white women as well like uh brianna

00:49:15.100 coil and uh like uh carlin not not george carlin uh carlin borisanko or whatever name is

00:49:21.540 hey toad i pulled up an interaction i i sent an interaction i had with some bitch fuck cucks

00:49:27.980 on facebook it's in the it's in the chat so if you could just throw that up there and this is with

00:49:33.320 john woldenberger and somebody else but yeah they're all uh why do i not why do we all talk

00:49:39.140 like a bunch of dick chuggers i love it dude i this is like everything in my life right now this

00:49:44.720 i don't see that i'm kind of upset that we have to do the show i mean i just kind of want to read

00:49:52.300 it would be great just to vibe just like just to just to sit here and we just have like an hour

00:49:57.320 and a half vibe with the racist live chat i think that's all it would be that should be a separate

00:50:02.600 show or something because i don't know because yeah like the audience that's gonna watch this

00:50:07.020 later and whatever like not seeing the chat i don't know it seems i'm more invested in this in the show

00:50:11.120 to be honest with you yeah i don't i don't even care what they're seeing later this must be like

00:50:15.400 what legion skanks felt like whenever they got their racist live chat i feel like we have another

00:50:20.440 whenever another whenever account we need a fucking little thing every time he says whenever go ahead

00:50:25.180 i'm sorry todd you did not post this in the chat by the way oh there it is all right i'll bring it

00:50:30.620 oh yeah all right all right i'm gonna stop this is the last one said niggers beaners and kikes long

00:50:38.380 ago the three nations lived in harmony harmony everything changed in the white men attack

00:50:42.440 oh all right all right all right let's actually fucking do our show this is so good though everyone

00:50:50.580 go to odyssey this is the best advertising for odyssey there probably has ever been yes so this

00:50:56.360 guy aaron goss i said i just said a corny joke more like aaron gross am i right uh and then archie

00:51:02.340 flowers wow stunning and and brave because archie flowers is a faggot and then john woldenberger

00:51:07.680 another faggot bold and beautiful and i just said fat and that's how you deal with bitch fuck

00:51:12.900 cucks just that's top are you really gonna just put out your that's my full name yeah i know you're

00:51:20.560 just doxing yourself straight up i just don't care anymore another fucker lives on like 10 acres and

00:51:26.180 like fucking lives off of art what the fuck are you gonna do to me literally you have to do what i did

00:51:31.580 top and you have to make your name so obscure that nobody knows it like no one knows what my name is

00:51:35.880 i don't even my kids forgot what my name is except for that your wife has her full fucking name on

00:51:41.160 her youtube and you're that's not her real name oh okay well there you go is it or is it i don't

00:51:48.160 know it's their name i know it's definitely what it is i don't know but if we if we want uh if we want

00:51:53.880 a little bit of a little bit more of the fat bitch fuck cock do we want to watch this video real

00:51:57.740 quickly which is from tower power hour episode 16 jesus christ we're almost at an hour we need to get

00:52:03.520 through this go on it's actually true though i shouldn't dox myself because did you guys see

00:52:07.260 the credible death threat that i had this week no what oh the face tattoo girl jewish one she's got

00:52:13.460 a little fucked up problem oh molly oh molly smash yeah i may have faded to that once or twice

00:52:19.420 not really dude she's got some decent porn she's got some nice floppy titties i'll give her that

00:52:24.440 i hope she's watching this i've uh yeah uh i i've also done that once i will say she's actually

00:52:34.400 a really sweet girl i've had her on my show twice i think she's just retarded when it comes to

00:52:38.180 libertarian theory i'm like she has awful takes i think she's one of those ones that clearly is like

00:52:43.700 a one two three issue type person and just doesn't really even care about the philosophy at all it's

00:52:49.360 just like i don't know libertarianism is sex work or whatever like and doesn't really think deeply

00:52:54.380 about it to be honest who are we talking about again uh molly smash uh yeah uh by the way we're

00:52:59.820 asking for a porn star to come on episode 69 but molly yeah right i just oh yeah let's ask reed to come

00:53:06.780 on right now um from your episode from our episode dude we should actually do like uh like ron like

00:53:17.400 like um impersonate ron swanson and do like libertarian porn with that fucking mustache of his yeah

00:53:23.540 oh shit yeah oh that'd be such a fucking grift

00:53:26.960 toad what do you have from our episode come on i'm bored now here this is from our episode with uh

00:53:37.040 jeremy todd and clint back in the day and i think you know exactly what clip this is but let's go

00:53:41.880 i think you've not seen it click i don't know jose oh we'll get to the dick soon enough for you

00:53:50.100 jose okay god i forgot how hot jeremy todd is i know right it's it's the one by me yeah oh my god

00:53:58.000 make sure make sure that you need you need to put through the uh the audio toad

00:54:05.940 can you not hear the audio no no also shout out to deborah oh yeah hang on the other hero of the

00:54:14.920 night i can't tell who's talking if it's was that the one where she was smoking crack in the uh

00:54:20.240 i'm like in the middle of it looked like she smoked crack for a living rogue you know full well i have

00:54:26.320 no idea what that means did we not get that do it i can put the i can give you the link if you

00:54:33.520 oh never mind fuck we didn't get it up never mind job toad

00:54:37.760 that that entire like 60 seconds that just happened was worse than january 6th

00:54:47.440 that was awful damn it i'm very confused but by the way i know what video toad is talking about

00:54:56.160 because i still have it on my phone and it is hilarious it is the eat and suck dicks

00:55:00.100 by uh john baltimore yes oh you're looking for an art panel okay yeah and i do i do actually have

00:55:07.780 we did actually uh wind up playing it so this is it some of it at least jesus christ

00:55:12.300 is only the start if we do not stop it now there's nothing wrong with the passionate potty

00:55:17.420 mount i will also and remove my home county of montgomery county pennsylvania for the same thing

00:55:25.980 so i condemn the removal of miss harlow's without due process if you want to do this be consistent

00:55:34.140 and remove joshua smith the goddamn internet bully

00:55:38.020 this is my favorite this is like one of the guys in my fucking state by the way you guys know

00:56:02.520 about the effect you know that shit yeah where it's like something happens and then you think

00:56:06.640 it's something different so it's like it's oh we always say eat and suck dicks but when you listen

00:56:10.180 to it he says suck and eat dicks but it doesn't matter that he says that like we all remember it

00:56:15.800 and suck and i wonder why you would eat them first and then it's it's such a great clip and just kind

00:56:26.380 of takes what a bitch fuck is i mean and honestly if we're getting back to what actually the whole

00:56:32.620 point is this whole goddamn thing is who we want to get rid of who we want to genocide and god it's

00:56:37.980 hard i mean honestly the fats have it pretty made they were number one seed bitch fuck cooks i

00:56:43.740 didn't really i guess they were number two seed and i feel like that was a high number two seed

00:56:48.000 for them because i didn't think they would make it this far but honestly after this roe v wade shit

00:56:54.720 even though a lot of the fat these fat women came out i made a joke i made some tweets about it

00:56:59.200 about how uh liberal women which is mostly about uh fat women uh are always talking about the they're

00:57:06.640 making the u.s into the um handmaid's tale and i was like well you don't have to worry about it

00:57:13.660 because the women in the handmaid's tale were fuckable so and like but like and because mostly

00:57:21.600 fucking like trolls i mean like just not even internet trolls they're just fucking trolls of human

00:57:26.640 beings are fat but the bitch fuck cucks have been terrible i mean just i mean just seeing the

00:57:32.700 arguments has been awful this week well here's and here's the thing if you if you if you genocide

00:57:37.540 all the fat people doesn't that consequentially genocide all the black people too because they

00:57:41.480 don't have anyone left to fuck what okay well i'll be all the mix all the mix all the mix kids

00:57:50.100 would be gone because right yeah it's always fat white women right yeah so we just had all the

00:57:53.620 mix kids exactly we just had the fats we automatically get rid of mix you're making a good argument to do

00:58:01.580 it i think a lot of this bfc shit is a function of fat though so like that's my thing like i think

00:58:08.640 there is something to being a slovenly disgusting fucking human being that like kind of lends itself

00:58:15.200 to being a massive faggot like i think those are toad is right there jose i mean yeah well that's

00:58:20.240 what has weight at least has weights behind him so he has the like impression like he thinks about

00:58:27.000 occasionally improving his life whereas like these people i say fats i mean like slobs look at these

00:58:32.080 motherfuckers you're like dude you've been eating chips since you were fucking you know breastfeeding

00:58:36.100 like you fucking you guys ever watch diet you serve no purpose in society like we could get rid of

00:58:42.680 you and that's not true they provide entertainment have you ever watched my 600 pound life that show

00:58:47.920 was fucking gold i could live without it honestly my wife loves it exactly this plays into the white

00:58:53.880 woman point so so there's a couple questions so jeopardy a couple good points from the racist live

00:58:59.560 chat uh martha bueno was not fat i said i think the settle who advances i think tops definitely got

00:59:04.920 fat titties though um and then someone asked what's the weight cut off on fat dude odyssey is great

00:59:10.580 because no one who actually matters is going to watch this for a guy the weight cut off is like

00:59:14.860 300 pounds and for a woman it's like 180 pounds yeah i mean it's honestly about about that yeah i mean

00:59:22.400 pretty subjective it really depends i don't know that's because you're into fat chicks no i like no

00:59:28.760 no no no no don't say no there can be there can be a there can be a chick that weighs like 150

00:59:34.040 who's disgusting and fat and there can be the chick is 150 booty popping tits all over the place

00:59:39.360 fucking like not like a fucking washboard abs but like you know like something you can grab onto but

00:59:45.460 not something gross you know not like rolls like that you're talking about yeah dude those are different

00:59:50.600 you know let's all like we can't forget the skinny fat also because like bitch fuck trucks a lot of

00:59:56.440 them do fall into skinny fat skinny fat is definitely where that's true oh yeah yeah that's

01:00:00.940 you deck see this plays into my argument no and it no what it is it's soy intake that's yeah intake

01:00:07.040 gives you to that skinny fat that's what it is i mean there's uh it's not a dad bod because that's

01:00:12.320 different skinny fat is not a dad bod it's yeah none of them are dads so yeah that's true also

01:00:17.620 that has to do with like agreeing with me it's fats all the fucking way bfc is just a symptom of fat

01:00:24.020 that's what it is fats need to get jews uh gassed along with the jews gays and paydos

01:00:29.400 yeah but the jews beat out the fats maxine like there's a lot of jews i like but i'll admit like

01:00:36.640 in aggregate you know there might be a point here this seems like a problem though because i don't

01:00:41.320 know if there are gas chambers large enough to fit the fats so

01:00:44.500 math just does not add up the other question i guess is do the fats gas themselves by being

01:00:53.320 stuck in their homes and farting repeatedly well i knew you were gonna do that i know the real

01:00:58.340 question is this is i'm taking this back to with a lot of these okay so we get rid of the fats you

01:01:05.060 can definitely a lot of the fats will come back because it's just a natural human thing for fat

01:01:08.960 people to exist is it a natural human thing for bitch fuck cucks to exist will they come back if

01:01:14.200 we if we if we take care of all of them right now second order product of fats i would say that yes

01:01:20.520 they are but um my argument would be the same as it was last time which is that there are some good fats

01:01:27.860 there are no good bitch fuck cucks god it's hard that is true it's hard to argue that but damn i mean

01:01:34.620 that's gonna reach its peak i can't see that going next week or sorry this this saturday

01:01:39.360 whenever we have white women versus movie talkers versus i do not scrape the bottom of the barrel

01:01:43.780 anymore for any more content on bfcs i just cannot care me neither they're just like irrelevant people

01:01:48.640 i don't even want to kill them i just want to ignore them they're just like awful can i can i i'm

01:01:53.360 gonna i'm gonna pitch you guys something that's going to be really uh it's going to change your mind

01:01:57.740 so there's going to be no bitch fuck cucks at my house uh on on saturday there will be some fats though

01:02:04.520 for sure i guarantee it my family some of my family will be there and they some of them will be

01:02:09.240 the fats and i think it would be just so hilarious if we debate on why they should be gassed

01:02:17.260 or killed the other way we're gonna make a deal that like hey guys my family's gonna be here

01:02:23.800 i think this is already kind of pushing it you know what is okay like i don't know like could we

01:02:29.860 just not argue that my aunt needs to be fucking genocided that'd be that's why we need to argue

01:02:34.440 that no no no i i'm going a step further i'm going a step further we bring them up on stage

01:02:40.660 if they win if they win they accept the award move their flaps around no no no no this this this

01:02:46.840 this is where i'm going with this okay so we're gonna bring everybody okay with fats i'm down with

01:02:51.480 fats i think fats should be i mean that's what i'm voting for i mean what i'm saying is best lay

01:02:56.100 i'll give you the best head for sure so go on but that but like chicks that used to be fat i mean

01:03:03.060 can keep that skill can't they yeah yeah for sure yeah actually that in some regards is a bit of a

01:03:08.020 mindset you know that might be another argument to keep the fats because women who are fat and then

01:03:16.220 they become not fat they're really good at sucking dick they're really good ladies but also there's

01:03:21.120 here's the thing there's really no self-esteem still too there are countless examples of people

01:03:26.580 going from fat to not fat i don't know many people that have gone from bitch cuck fuck to not bitch

01:03:31.540 cuck fuck i mean yeah dude all right no it's just vote we're gonna argue back and forth all day we're

01:03:37.160 already an hour i'm let's start with top and work our way up what we got fats i'm going fats also

01:03:45.620 bitch cuck fuck yeah i mean oh got it all right then three to two

01:03:53.220 fuck you okay so i want to say this okay so i think it's great because again so what we'll have

01:04:00.440 to do at the show it's bring up one fat and then the between the the if we even have any movie talkers

01:04:05.740 there on saturday oh my god that would be great to bring up like a fat bring up a fat or a black

01:04:09.960 person toad toad center toad no that is actually said i didn't even think of that

01:04:16.820 yeah i'm trying to hold on hold on i got something better than this fucking

01:04:20.840 so this works perfectly yes and so we would get we would get a fat person up on the stage

01:04:26.900 we get a white woman up on the stage which would be pretty easy because it's pretty easy

01:04:30.420 yeah i mean there's gonna be a bunch of them there oh my god and then we interview them be like

01:04:35.240 why do you deserve to live and then like and then they have to they have to oh this is great

01:04:41.020 oh this is gonna be oh this is oh my god i hope probably goes for it he may be like dude this is

01:04:44.900 awful i'm gonna be stuck on only odyssey and have to deal with a racist live chat and be like yeah

01:04:49.700 that's the best part oh man and then and then even if we get a black person somehow i don't think

01:04:55.320 there's one coming i mean but if it would be great i mean maybe we could get we could just get

01:04:59.620 what would be even better is uh tops fat like aunt or uncle whatever has to be played both sides

01:05:06.640 because they're just like i know you're the closest things we got to a colored person here

01:05:11.640 you know what i'm looking at it looks like we're winning over maxine waters i think she's a fan

01:05:20.940 that's awesome well what's really funny is that uh this whole time it just kept going like you you

01:05:27.280 guys are faggots and i would like this if you weren't such faggots but it continues to watch

01:05:31.700 like he's trying to make us mad but we just love it and so he's like yes we are we are faggots we

01:05:40.940 literally we've made t-shirts about us being faggots by the way uh maxine waters i believe uh not only

01:05:46.660 a movie talker but she is a big hat person is she not yes she is funded by the small hats but yes

01:05:53.640 dude small hat is my new favorite uh slur

01:05:59.420 getting a lot of small hat energy up in here right now

01:06:04.720 when i'm around when i'm around dave smith i get a lot of small hat vibes

01:06:10.420 have you guys talked about his headshots what the fuck dude they're funny you know what they're a long

01:06:17.200 time coming though tell me that motherfucker like he i i say all the time he's a skinny guy

01:06:23.940 i love him he's a great guy but like it's weird how different he looks on camera in person like

01:06:28.700 it's like skeletor in person and then on camera you're like damn you look handsome

01:06:32.140 the best part was i made i was like can we get a fat version of these and then toad got it

01:06:40.080 fucking even uh michael heiss made a fat version like responding to people with the with the

01:06:46.420 fat dave i mean so so great i miss him fat dave needs to come back and somehow my account came

01:06:52.860 back i might not come back i i appealed and they got denied yeah my i just appealed for my original

01:06:57.880 top lobster and they're like no way they wow how did i win my appeal then wait am i the only one here

01:07:02.740 that hasn't had their account nuked i wonder why i wonder why oh damn you're a fucking small

01:07:10.380 because i'm actually jewish i have the favor i'm one of god's chosen you're one of god's protected

01:07:16.040 fucking people yeah well yeah you're small hat adjacent you're a christian right yeah exactly

01:07:19.980 small hat adjacent you you get i mean half you believe half of what they do legitimately like

01:07:25.160 half of your sacred text is their sacred text also so you're one of the renegade lizard people

01:07:30.240 oh all right so i'm like i'm like goku when he uh like he was sent to kill earth but he hit his

01:07:38.340 head so he forgot about it it's like i'm a lizard person but i don't know i'm a lizard person

01:07:42.240 yeah this is when we talk about like you know often the jews it's like most of them are the it's

01:07:49.560 like sans are a perfect example that like you brought up they're a warring nation in in that in that

01:07:54.100 thing but then like goku bumped his head and he was like you know i'm one of the good ones and so

01:07:58.240 there are a handful of jews here and there you're like dude you're pretty fucking dope you somehow

01:08:01.740 put these magic like jacubian powers to good work and like you're you're just like these magical like

01:08:07.620 smarter than all of us type so wait is dave smith goku yeah dave smith is goku

01:08:12.340 rest need to go and but that means murray murray rothbard with it but would murray rothbard or

01:08:20.900 ron paul be be grandpa gohan then i don't think about that who the fuck watches dragon ball z i do

01:08:28.620 i do you fucking pussy probably ron paul i think i'm the only one not i think i'm the only one

01:08:34.300 the saiyan race is actually an allegory for black people and there's a lot of reasons why i say that

01:08:40.440 but oh yeah i'm gonna get into it now yeah yeah but once again the phrase is more of the jews you

01:08:45.020 know whatever the fuck those guys are yes it'd be great if i understood anything you're talking

01:08:52.340 about freezes were the motherfuckers who like controlled multiple they're the green ones right

01:08:56.640 no no those are namekians yeah no are they the pink ones the no what what are the pink guys what

01:09:05.680 are the pink guys those are like retarded shit they did like way seasons later and made no goddamn since

01:09:10.600 they're like yeah no nobody watches after the cell saga who's fucking gay that's true yeah i mean

01:09:16.520 that's when the season the show started going downhill you're like i don't care about this shit

01:09:20.140 anymore no but yeah you fucked it up cole can we get back to not fucking nerd talk you know what i bet

01:09:30.260 you a lot of people got a lot out of this you're just a faggot who never watched cool shit as a

01:09:34.120 kid someone said this is big hat energy and i don't know if that's a good or bad thing even though we

01:09:39.340 just came up with it i still don't know you mean black people or like libertarian what does that

01:09:46.680 mean lysander x whatever spud said now you know how it's watching your sports podcast except people

01:09:53.520 fucking watch sports more than they fucking watch dragon ball z the numbers uh i actually disagree

01:10:00.040 yeah no that's probably not true yeah more people watch dragon ball z than they watch like the nfl

01:10:04.760 it is a pretty good allegory that's not true at all that's not even close i feel like you're talking

01:10:09.980 right out your ass i bet i bet it is true if you you're you're talking about the entire world here

01:10:14.740 and not just americans ask somebody random on the street uh who's deon sanders and then ask them

01:10:19.480 who is goku and i guarantee you more people will say oh my god yeah no no you're giving it no that's

01:10:24.660 you're going the ask who piccolo is that's a better one who piccolo is i guarantee you more

01:10:31.200 people know who piccolo is oh bullshit no no you're out of your fucking i think it's probably right

01:10:39.740 you're out of your mind dragon ball z is tits and then what happens when you have a small

01:10:44.540 generation young little faggots just don't get it like this is shit that like i don't know this is

01:10:50.980 like i don't know you count out all boomers all boomers are would not know who piccolo is and they

01:10:56.800 know who deon sanders is so that's like rumors aren't people fuck you cole but anyone on the

01:11:02.740 street you ask any woman no woman watches dragon ball z i agree with that people called

01:11:09.460 plus another like 20 of the population

01:11:15.720 two-fifths of the person okay i thought we were repealing the 19th amendment

01:11:22.800 blacks are literally more people than women exactly well that's interesting actually because

01:11:27.860 the uh the matchup that we have here white women versus movie talkers isn't that actually kind of

01:11:32.440 like the 19th amendment versus the that's a good point let's we're again off topic this is a really

01:11:37.500 funny because you would be like uh white men move on because they don't want god damn it no i like

01:11:45.060 pissing you guys off but it actually the um the text block actually is centered it's just how the font is

01:11:51.380 i love how top lobster is using his own fucking stickers he made

01:11:56.040 in the live chat right now it's very uh self-promotional i love the grifting it's beautiful

01:12:02.440 all right so i now i do um i do have a couple of videos here that are related to this if we do want

01:12:10.620 to show them the the movie talkers one is really quick because it's something that happened i think

01:12:15.880 last night maybe or recently which i don't even know much about but should we should we throw that

01:12:20.680 video up there it's it's a couple seconds all right so let's get that going

01:12:28.940 so this is uh dave chappelle apparently getting decked during one of his sets uh

01:12:38.140 i was wondering why i'm hearing about this i didn't know

01:12:41.080 does this cancel out because they're all movie talkers though

01:12:45.580 uh yeah maybe i was wondering why so many people were making dave chappelle jokes i didn't see

01:12:52.140 that video that's fucking nuts it is who would do that to dave chappelle too he's like one of the

01:12:58.880 most like at least by like black people they love dave chappelle so i don't understand why who would

01:13:03.600 do that to him was that will smith

01:13:06.500 that's actually what chris rock said actually that was his legit joke chris rock ran to the stage and

01:13:15.140 said that i guess but really funny if it was actually chris rock just hired somebody to do that

01:13:19.880 just to get the heat off of him he was just like i gotta get out of the fucking like i'm not gonna

01:13:23.740 be the only one that gets hit on stage dave chappelle actually made fun of his own alopecia in this case

01:13:29.600 though so i don't understand what does that play into i don't think that plays into the tower at all

01:13:38.640 or in the into the not at all but i did no it was just a recent video i said movie talkers i sent

01:13:46.460 something in the in the group chat that uh this so this is going to be again i kills me to defend

01:13:52.180 movie talkers but this is my defense uh for movie talkers and uh it's going to be a condemnation

01:13:59.840 against white women so that white women should move on in my opinion unless you guys can change

01:14:04.120 my mind but go ahead and you play that but we'll talk before you get there i just want to make this

01:14:08.840 point yeah okay so if we're going up just through everything between white women and movie talkers

01:14:14.200 who has who said better music throughout the entire history of the world white women are movie talkers

01:14:20.880 movie talkers there's no question no one gives a fuck about white women music you think you think

01:14:26.980 i mean i mean there's been a lot i mean you gotta think britney spears uh you got movie talkers

01:14:33.340 created they're awful motherfucker the only reason you gave a shit about any of that crap is because

01:14:37.300 they're a skanky little horse so i mean i'm trying to think i mean there's a lot of name a good

01:14:43.800 woman song period i'm a white woman woman song my heart will go on celine dion dude i was thinking

01:14:50.580 the same thing dude yeah that's pretty good they're definitely way better dude songs let's be real

01:14:55.320 that is true not just dude not just dude movie talker songs movie talker songs i mean like i said

01:15:01.200 dude i can go on forever we could do a whole podcast on movie talker song yeah like i said they

01:15:06.040 created blues man that's like the original thing which like really like rocks one off of that like

01:15:11.280 there's no question it's not even hey we have we do have a super chat that's uh that's relevant uh

01:15:16.960 the daemonizer gave one bit i don't fucking know what it is that's a library token uh does does white

01:15:22.980 women include ashley shade and i have a feeling the whites are more versed in the pegging department

01:15:28.080 than the movie talkers this dude's getting greedy because we already moved on fats so like you're just

01:15:33.780 trying to play the game to get you know just a win no matter what here so you know what and we

01:15:39.460 already got and trannies was already in and didn't make it pass and bitch fuck hooks didn't make it so

01:15:45.020 i mean unfortunately ashley shade is not a woman so it doesn't really make a total eclipse of the

01:15:50.640 heart that is a pretty fucking baller song yeah that's a good song uh well ashley shade falls into

01:15:55.700 like half of the categories on the board which that leads to uh something that i want to do on

01:16:00.920 saturday is also award an mvp of the tournament a most vile person which might be somebody that fits

01:16:06.600 into all of those and i will say that ashley shade would definitely be in the running because she

01:16:10.400 is fat she at least claims to be a white woman she's a bitch fuck cock she's disabled uh there

01:16:17.340 there got to be other that has to be the unforgivable sin like to not not to be a white woman but to like

01:16:22.820 you're a man and then you choose to want to identify as a white woman i mean i'm gonna bring

01:16:27.640 up a chat uh maxi morris says white girls fuck dogs and niggers

01:16:31.640 anyways all right top am i showing your video here the most by the way is amy winehouse a white

01:16:42.820 woman does she do it she's a small hat her music was just okay dude let's be real that was like low

01:16:47.340 mids i i think she's good she's really good i mean anything about adele anything by adele

01:16:53.600 yeah you got me there it still doesn't be dude you're gonna still like put them up against like

01:17:00.560 bb king robert johnson like against people like that there's no way i feel like the white women

01:17:06.200 have more i feel like adele is probably the worst lay in the world like she like made some deal with

01:17:11.380 god to trade her like willing to get depraved as hell sexually for like a great voice and that's

01:17:16.900 how she ended up getting it i'll say whatever whatever songs you guys are talking about put them up

01:17:20.540 against genuine pony or uh remix to ignition and well yeah i was gonna say then you also have yeah

01:17:26.660 over the whole like 90s uh gangster rap but i'm really gonna put that up white women have a more

01:17:32.040 diverse genre wise of music than oh my god i disagree black people are literally every genre

01:17:38.940 yeah it's true black people could sing white woman music white woman can't sing black and it'll be

01:17:43.580 better you know what my favorite genre of music is is bullshit white woman songs that are covered by

01:17:50.380 like fucking like uh post uh hardcore fucking shit like it's just like it's like oh cool you took

01:17:57.220 their lyrics and their beat and you made you took the gay part out and made it awesome like oh yeah

01:18:02.800 like my wife listens to uh gets these uh punk goes pop or whatever and like yeah like punk like punk or

01:18:09.300 metal bands will do covers of like pop songs and they're like 10 times better yeah yeah because white

01:18:15.700 women music sucks yes is that kind of like transgender is that kind of like when transgender

01:18:20.120 um uh uh women do better in women's sports that basically the equivalent of that in music it is

01:18:27.480 actually

01:18:27.820 i was i before we lose this uh ashley shade thing anybody see her like frog gullet double chin and

01:18:38.840 there's like you can see she's like put makeup over it but there's one like couple of hairs like coming

01:18:43.560 out of it i just think that's the most repulsive thing ever did y'all see uh michael malice has

01:18:49.340 gotten fat has he no 100 he's gotten fat dude go watch his uh he uh he wouldn't have done an

01:18:57.160 interview today with uh bitcoin some dude i cannot buy that i saw him just like a few weeks ago and he

01:19:02.560 did not look like that dude it's insane he has a double chin now and you can see it in the in the

01:19:09.140 in the podcast it's pretty crazy is that what happened in texas two weeks that's it yeah he

01:19:14.220 got married to fucking um blair white and he's just all that all that cum he's eating he's just

01:19:20.580 does blair white still make cum cultivating mass bro

01:19:25.700 it was the last time you saw a movie talker sing opera that's what spud said when's the last time you

01:19:35.280 fucking watched opera who cares no yeah but it's really no they're really trying to uh hold water

01:19:41.100 for the white women right there are definitely movie talker um opera singers the best phantom of

01:19:46.520 the opera the guy who plays the phantom is a black is a movie talker yeah and he's fantastic i i don't

01:19:51.860 care call me gay maxine waters fuck you he's fantastic i saw it i saw the play twice his performance

01:19:58.500 was delightful uh also life content another uh one library token so can you guys wear small hats on

01:20:04.440 your next episode somewhere actually i think i do i will wear one on the tip of my circumcised

01:20:13.140 penis for you cole if you remember my gay ass reinforcements bring your tower power flag because

01:20:19.120 i'm gonna i want to hang it up if you remember i have it yeah yeah i'll bring it oh yeah um what

01:20:24.320 was i gonna say about the oh um with white women and movie talkers um fuck i had the video

01:20:31.960 no yeah we have a white we have some white women videos don't we we have i mean i think we should

01:20:37.840 just skip them and just but i mean unless you have one of those that's really good that you want to

01:20:41.680 play i mean it's it's the one that everybody saw with uh the minister of truth woman oh oh the one

01:20:48.100 where she's singing oh yeah i don't even want to see that let's be real i sent i sent one that's in

01:20:54.180 defense of movie talkers and i think people haven't really seen it i think we all know what we want

01:20:58.840 to vote for like i think we've all come to a conclusion in our heart of hearts and i think

01:21:02.740 i think this may be unanimous or at least four out of five no oh god i think i don't i might be i might

01:21:08.360 be on the opposite side all right let's start let's just vote top people and black people as we call

01:21:14.400 ourselves should not have any contact with each other you still is this this is the dude that uh

01:21:20.020 you want to make a story about jesus and the bible said dumb shit they don't see it that way

01:21:25.740 they hate your fucking guts

01:21:28.400 and why they hate your guts because they know that your rightful place is as a fucking slave

01:21:36.820 they know that you're the only one who doesn't realize that it makes some good points and now

01:21:44.640 you want to be equal to them by force they didn't choose to elect they didn't elect to make you an

01:21:50.560 equal you had to force them to make you an equal making a great point oh mega base now they're just

01:21:58.380 getting more angry and more angry the anger is building building up and nothing can happen here

01:22:03.100 differently than what happened over in europe with the jews i want you to believe that that's

01:22:11.200 possible i want you to delude yourself and tell yourself this fucking punk ass bullshit about that

01:22:17.340 could never happen here he's bringing up some good logic that could never happen how many subscribers

01:22:22.280 famous fucking last words i did design his t-shirt that could never happen here

01:22:28.060 yes the fuck it could and it will

01:22:32.640 wow

01:22:33.920 by the way the the spud thing i think i just hit on because the white woman because she

01:22:41.080 legitimately believes that white women have better music than uh wow

01:22:45.160 she's really she's really into this she was she said take white women out of the back

01:22:51.640 out of the bracket but not for music don't compare centuries of culture music

01:22:55.740 or the equivalent of drums and of drums and leg slapping

01:22:59.780 she's so great yeah but look at her picture we know we know what size you're all i'm sorry it is

01:23:11.820 i don't even understand arguments otherwise like there are a few a handful of exceptions but yeah no

01:23:18.120 now i will say because i i really i mean i'm actually leaning i don't think you're i think

01:23:24.980 i'm leaning different from what you guys are at least what jose was thinking because for me

01:23:30.140 the most property damage done in the last couple years has been done by one group and one group only

01:23:38.040 uh well it's been done by blm but a lot of those people are not black people

01:23:42.820 if it's like root cause shit yes dragon ball z stuff how how the frieza race is like the jews

01:23:49.500 the saiyans are like blacks like yeah like the blacks are the ones doing it but like no no no no no no

01:23:55.480 if it's all under black lives matter if we get rid of movie talkers there won't be many more lives to

01:24:02.760 matter so therefore the whole thing goes away and then listen white women have to i mean

01:24:09.740 the only thing all we had to do to fix white women was take out abortion and then we see them

01:24:16.240 today all they were talking they were talking about gun ownership and fucking uh abstinence i mean

01:24:21.080 we all we had to do was just be like hey you can't have uh unrestricted free sex that has no

01:24:26.580 consequences and they were just like well i guess we just can't fuck around then and we need to get

01:24:31.940 guns and it's just like yeah okay so what do you think but you take away fried chicken from uh

01:24:38.020 like fucking black people and they're just gonna get even more angry like it's not gonna

01:24:42.000 so i'm i'm leaning totally different i am and i'm ready to vote now i'm going movie talkers

01:24:50.960 because i mean and even though i have i do have good movie talker friends that i haven't talked to

01:24:57.300 in a while uh because i only knew them in high school and listen all right so i'm i'm the christian

01:25:06.620 anarchist here biblical anarchy listen we do not know it doesn't say in the in genesis chapter 3

01:25:14.160 the race that eve was but we know because of what she did she was white okay because we all know it's

01:25:21.740 him's curse that created the fucking black so sorry but no no no the biggest the biggest thieves

01:25:30.700 are the fucking movie talkers and she one she stole a rib from adam two she stole that uh apple

01:25:38.260 from god and three she stole adam's life in the fucking garden so i mean if we're talking about

01:25:43.720 thieves i mean i mean the the original sinner and the original bitch is a white woman so

01:25:49.800 i i i disagree this is all fake history we we covered last week yeah we know you made the white

01:25:57.160 people and he did it to piss off the black soul this is bullshit don't you you're reading an old

01:26:01.600 book jacob that's pretty bad it's not true we're even new book we're taking out new book jacobians

01:26:07.660 like really like yeah we're like men and female are both white men and white women are both jacobians

01:26:13.780 but like let's be real we know who's pulling the strings so like this is half the problem if not

01:26:18.220 i think i think you can fix white women i don't think you can fix movie talkers

01:26:21.940 he's biased

01:26:24.840 i don't know man i like you're you're kind of not wrong but like there's so many contributions

01:26:32.640 that movie talkers have to culture that i don't that can be totally replaced no other than here i

01:26:40.060 have a whole what do they have to contribute to culture really you know i mean it's it's just the

01:26:46.900 three c's man has the has the movie talker contribution been good overall and overall good

01:26:55.660 overall i don't know that's so hard all right listen all right good things to be extrapolated

01:27:00.380 from it even if it's overall bad you know here's the real metric okay god said to after the the garden

01:27:05.420 to go go forth and multiply who has multiplied more the movie talkers or the white women that's

01:27:11.460 the real metric we gotta judge by the white women have and that's good he said it was good for

01:27:15.500 than to multiply the black i mean if you look at the movie talkers they only make up 13 didn't you

01:27:20.420 just you just argued that it's not good someone brought up the point if we vote it'll probably be

01:27:25.700 cd and it would be way less awkward than some random black person they were like hey be cool with this

01:27:31.120 right right at the beginning of this that uh oh god that white women aborting uh their fetuses is good

01:27:38.540 but cd is a savage i don't know i think she would roll with it and she'd be fun whereas you don't know

01:27:45.380 it's a very much a a wild card if you pull up a rent the only black dude from the crowd he may

01:27:50.580 feel scared like i'm about to get lynched spuds with me she said you you can legit fix white women

01:27:56.800 i don't think you can fix movie talkers movie talkers have been talking in movies since they

01:28:01.660 were fucking born they scream again with that that weird whatever the fuck is going on there there's

01:28:07.920 there's positives again i don't i don't think that it's a given that movie talking is even a bad thing

01:28:12.660 you're wow sometimes commentary comes in handy

01:28:17.460 oh shit he's behind the yeah yeah yeah i was like damn it i was about to do that yo don't go to

01:28:25.400 that door don't go to that door cole cole is only voting this way because he's completely

01:28:30.860 all right we gotta vote we gotta vote all right so we're not doing the clean like in line so we'll

01:28:36.720 go cole top and then uh jacob me uh toad already said when i'm voting it's movie talkers all right

01:28:43.220 and you know what i mean yeah because you're pussy whipped like i said just because i have a white

01:28:49.240 woman doesn't mean i'm pussy whipped by because i mean i would genocide her i don't care yeah do it

01:28:55.680 prove it do it uh i think i i think i presented some pretty uh condemning evidence against white

01:29:12.300 woman and and for black people that they should be preserved but uh then i'm thinking about how

01:29:19.200 interesting this would be and i think that i'm gonna have to agree with cole movie talkers if there

01:29:24.580 is a movie talker at the ranch we gotta bring him up you know it's gonna be a guy you gotta bring

01:29:29.960 him up and uh yeah stay stay defend yourself stay your case way easier bully a white woman than a

01:29:37.920 black dude though and i'm not oh i would love if it was marcel dumas if you know who marcel is that

01:29:43.200 would be oh yeah perfect guy to come up there why like you should keep him although you guarantee

01:29:49.520 i bet you he's quiet as fuck in a movie theater i guarantee it you guys disappoint me

01:29:54.460 this is evidence that the punishment that god gave you is not enough and you have not learned

01:29:58.860 your lesson you need to go back to your roots okay white women must be stopped that is what got you

01:30:05.760 this far you were at the promised land and you were you did not have the faith you did not have

01:30:12.140 enough faith to go in now you're wandering in the desert and you will continue to stay in the desert

01:30:16.800 i condemn you go back to what god i condemn nick ashley as uh irrational

01:30:22.520 all right make the vote white women i vote white women as well i've already explained enough

01:30:28.400 toad you are the siding vote here are we going to get a very serious article written up about us

01:30:35.820 that's hard to defend when we bully a black man or are we going to bully a woman who's going to roll

01:30:41.040 with it because they're used to being downtrodden by men so go on i don't but i i no toad don't let

01:30:48.020 that i i i want to like uh whatever the fuck it is i want to raise some kind of in fucking court of

01:30:54.280 law i can't remember what it is but because the fucking white women are the ones to totally get

01:30:59.360 totally upset at uh top lobster's ranch they'd be like you can't talk to me that way and i'm gonna

01:31:05.720 well that well that's that that's that's that's them that's them making their own case for them

01:31:11.280 uh first of all yeah that's true i don't think it's guaranteed that there is going to be a movie

01:31:15.640 talker even there although i already solved this i said i said i said lobster's family can uh come in

01:31:22.280 they can substitute that's your the dude with the best hand no i would actually i would actually like

01:31:28.060 uh like the shit that we would get for that however as jacob said i think we do have to go back to

01:31:34.140 our roots here and i thought that our roots were uh like just in the tower power our lexicon we have

01:31:39.620 bitch fuck cocks and they didn't make it that far and we have white women must be stopped that is the

01:31:44.500 thing white women as i've said all along are like the biggest scourge on society they should probably

01:31:50.460 win this whole thing it has to be white women by the way maxine just said jose could not bully a nigga

01:31:56.600 on his best day with jack cracker white boy lip

01:32:00.320 yeah that's why i voted for white women i'm genuinely scared about

01:32:03.720 he's finna get ned betty like that deliverance movie

01:32:06.920 maxine waters go on tower power

01:32:13.140 bring your bring your big hat on over here girl we got what white women versus what was the fats

01:32:23.100 yeah and by the way one versus one i mean this is i mean yeah that's what's going on bitch my

01:32:29.300 cucks on so that's not on me my god i i say hey whatever congratulations fats congratulations

01:32:36.180 white women i mean you made it to the final fucking round you said white woman i did you piece of shit

01:32:42.260 all right i mean this fucking dude like just because they won't sleep with you doesn't mean

01:32:47.300 you have to kill all of them that's what i'm saying it's like i'm just so logical i literally

01:32:51.920 have two white women daughters and a one wife like i'm just i understand the logic here and i

01:32:58.040 realize you know in aggregate it's an issue listen do we do we want to be bitch fuck cucks or do we

01:33:03.380 want to be kings you know like think about egypt did they have white women no they didn't have white

01:33:08.260 women and they were a fucking dynasty all right so yeah but you keep movie talkers around them and

01:33:13.560 then we can't say the n-word anymore dude said i never noticed lisp uh and uh or i never noticed

01:33:19.760 the lisp until hearing jose try and say lisp also the damon said it said uh all the most evil people

01:33:26.100 in the world to make fun of people with lisps all the most evil people in the world are white women

01:33:30.360 hillary liz cheney obama was black and fun jake before we go our best our my favorite fucking new

01:33:41.500 listener it seems uh maxine wants you to say nigger with no list hard hard hard nigger

01:33:51.360 all right guys we'll see you next week for tower tower

01:33:57.620 no by the way so this again we've been talking about it uh this saturday at um top lofts this

01:34:08.900 house we're gonna be having a summer port store with robbie the fire it's it's his stand-up he's

01:34:14.940 gonna be doing i guess an hour i think he has an hour 45 minutes to an hour stand-up

01:34:18.880 and then a live podcast which with us and him uh i think beforehand we're gonna have a couple

01:34:24.160 like fun things to do we're gonna be out there just kind of chilling so definitely get tickets for

01:34:28.940 that i guess there's some more tickets to be had so get him come out there enjoy some time with us

01:34:33.240 it's gonna be a great fucking time and probably gonna be a yearly thing after this so um and then

01:34:39.980 i guess i can do my plugs i got um tower king cole on twitter and then the two and a half takes pod uh

01:34:47.520 we're probably gonna do that tomorrow night because we couldn't do it last night because

01:34:50.560 one of the co-hosts locked their uh podcast stuff up and at the work so but yeah so uh follow me

01:34:57.000 there it's gonna be a great time we're talking about the nba playoffs uh but that's it for me

01:35:01.060 all right uh i am jose galison i have the no way jose show you can follow me on youtube all the

01:35:06.760 major audio pocketers and odyssey as well uh tomorrow i have on my show it'll be a live stream

01:35:13.360 it'll only be available the night of it'll go up like a week later uh to be uh public but i have a

01:35:18.420 carrie baldwin we're going to be talking all things abortion and it's crazy idea but like i find it not

01:35:24.180 okay to kill babies uh just as a thought uh that's where i come very extremist man yeah dude it is a

01:35:30.380 very weird thing about how so many of the people like and i i tweeted this about that every all the

01:35:38.100 good libertarians i know have are anti-abortion and a lot and like the only ones i've seen that are

01:35:44.340 for abortion have are bad libertarians and like it's it's it's a very i mean yes it's not even a

01:35:50.080 religious argument i can make a good i feel like what is a decent property rights argument of why it's

01:35:55.640 not okay to fucking kill babies like and carrie does a good job i mean she is a christian but

01:36:01.200 she does a good job of making just a libertarian argument against abortion which he did against

01:36:06.580 uh walter block at the so form a couple years back that's the worst fucking thing it's here in the

01:36:11.440 worse it's here in the oh you know i i'm okay with evictionism to a point i'm i i think it's like

01:36:19.120 let's be the least logical of both positions no my thing my thing is evictionism works with

01:36:25.560 better technology i think the the further we get in technology the more it could work as in like

01:36:31.360 this thing is viable outside the womb so if you just want to get rid of it outside and then but

01:36:35.680 you can't kill it so like you just have to get the problem is the point is with evictionism if it's

01:36:40.880 before that point they can evict it it will just die so it's still de facto abortion yeah so it is it

01:36:47.660 is that thing that uh dave mentioned of how like in effect it's like being in a it's like being in a

01:36:53.000 plane and like like i'm gonna push you off my private property and you're like 10 000 feet in

01:36:56.960 the air i didn't kill him and i've had these i've had these arguments i had an argument with a very

01:37:01.920 autistic like uh libertarian about this and he was like well there was no contract made between

01:37:06.280 the uh the the the baby and the and the parents it was like and there's and there he was like nope

01:37:14.200 there's no such thing as those i mean not if uh not legally or anything so you can't really

01:37:18.640 make that argument so i mean contract it's the same idea if you go sit down at a restaurant and

01:37:24.260 you order food you are expected to pay like if no one they don't have to like as soon as you come

01:37:28.920 in like you do realize you have to pay money when you order like like you can you sign this contract

01:37:33.940 to say that you will with fucking you do realize any rational human being is like i bet if i come in

01:37:41.000 her and she's not on the right protective thing there might be a baby like this this is like like

01:37:47.960 very simple like shit so like the idea that like every time we're fucking we're taking a risk of

01:37:53.080 making a baby like you're you're just trying to beat the odds if you make it is also it is also

01:37:58.180 the weirdest thing for libertarians to be like it's not human yet so you can kill it it's fine like

01:38:04.240 it's what the fuck and then and then right when it gets born you're just like all right now it has

01:38:09.420 been imbued with the the voluntary powers of the magic of the whole

01:38:15.160 i mean it's the dumbest thing which means that babies born via c-section aren't real people

01:38:22.280 that's right like oh but it's a property rights thing because you're it's your property your body

01:38:30.080 and there's something else in it but it's like okay but you committed an act that created that thing

01:38:34.260 and it's like yeah i get it like all right but it'd be the same thing as like well it's property

01:38:38.940 rights you can kick anyone out i want out but like okay but you brought the person into the

01:38:42.460 situation this is literally like the best example i like of this is like you were like hey let's go

01:38:47.600 ride on my air balloon and then you got in the air and you're like yeah i don't want you on my air

01:38:51.620 balloon anymore right yeah no it's not even that it would be even more just like there because that's

01:38:56.980 evictionism being like okay you just have to get out like that's evictionism this would be literally

01:39:01.520 just like they're in your house and just like don't want you anymore just pull out your gun and just

01:39:05.100 blow their brains out and be like hey it's my property don't want you anymore you get some

01:39:09.600 tongs and you pull them limb from limb yeah you just literally just pull them apart and then sell

01:39:13.960 their parts to uh you know pedophiles and be like it's totally fine that i murdered my property now

01:39:19.440 he was on my property so i could just murder him uh that's like i just decided i need your body to

01:39:28.020 create some uh gene therapy shots to distribute to the entire population it is it is the craziest thing

01:39:34.360 and also the libertarians that are just like i just don't like the uh the government telling

01:39:40.700 the women what to do with their body like fuck off like i hate that that fucking argument where it's

01:39:45.260 like it's not you're just you're trying to control people's bodies i'm like what do you when you tell

01:39:50.680 people they can't go around killing murdering yeah literally murder like what are you controlling

01:39:55.860 people's bodies like i control my trigger finger you fucking fascist yes by cohen fucking piece of

01:40:02.740 shit that was the terrible tweet it's my cock by the way jaco did you see that tweet that we're

01:40:08.440 talking about i've been saying this for so i've been saying this for like a year he literally said

01:40:12.700 this is uh this is the start because he was how did he put it it was something about how

01:40:18.240 again the government getting into like making abortion uh ban on abortion i don't trust basically

01:40:24.300 starting a war on um abortion just like the war on guns and the war on guns that's literally what

01:40:31.880 he was just he's a political chameleon as soon as it becomes more fucking advantageous to present

01:40:37.360 yourself as a lefty he'll be a fucking vermin supreme faggot all the way all over again

01:40:41.960 that's what he is yes like right now the popular thing is fucking the the rothbardian fucking dave

01:40:48.620 smith type people and that's what he is right now but as soon as the tides change he'll be

01:40:52.340 something else i don't fucking trust him for a moment he's i i don't know i have not been

01:40:56.500 impressed at all ever like i think people just are like wow he's fucking great and you're like okay

01:41:01.240 yeah oh you said all the right words but he's such a good speaker he's like he's an ashkenazi of course

01:41:06.440 he is don't be fooled don't be fooled jacob hey david david i love you so i have to point out when you

01:41:13.200 do make a good joke he said i think spike said it was like starting a war on toasters

01:41:16.560 all right we gotta kill it before i say some shit that's gonna get some trouble hey top top go

01:41:22.840 ahead oh yeah toplobster.com toplobster underscore on twitter and uh toplobster with an a everywhere

01:41:28.780 else thank you very much oh oh then someone did ask if we're gonna be live streaming i'm sorry i saw

01:41:33.920 that and i wanted to ask are we gonna be live streaming on saturday i don't know how that works

01:41:38.320 what's going on no ideas do you know any details has robby gone with you at all top or not really

01:41:43.700 no i don't know i don't see why it can't be live streamed uh i feel like that should be able to

01:41:51.520 happen if we have cameras there even just the audio itself yeah i don't see why so i mean it should be

01:41:57.560 and we're gonna have some like so i think mitch connor's coming and he's gonna try to do some

01:42:03.580 professional uh recording my cousin's coming with his like gopro setup and stuff so whatever's

01:42:10.520 gonna be happening here i mean later on we'll get some cool videos for sure so the video will be out

01:42:15.660 and i i really want to try to live stream it that'd be great because that's kind of like what we've

01:42:19.740 always done so and i and robbie your live streams too so it's not like this is some crazy we won't

01:42:24.660 live stream his comedy we would try to just live stream my thing is i don't know what if he has plans

01:42:29.400 like is he going to stream it because i would be wanting he might he might stream it too yeah that's

01:42:33.980 true like we haven't gotten clear at all what's going on so we'll go with him and we'll work it out

01:42:38.760 uh but um but if you want to for sure see it come to top lobster ranch uh in fucking lady lake florida

01:42:44.880 so come out there it's not i have no idea if his ticket's still available but i would think so

01:42:49.840 jacob go yeah jacob go ahead man um so at biblical anarchy on twitter um podcast is under daniel

01:42:58.360 three biblical anarchy pretty much anywhere you want to look at it uh youtube spotify apple

01:43:04.600 podcasts all that good stuff and i'm gonna be on his podcast hopefully on sunday so yeah hopefully

01:43:10.360 on sunday as long as you're not like completely yeah after after uh after a night of debauchery

01:43:15.060 at top lobster ranch i'm gonna come on to a christian podcast disgrace the lord's day and then be like oh

01:43:21.780 yeah then i grew up uh and i wasn't allowed to listen to rap music so that was uh i cannot

01:43:27.460 emphasize for those out there if there's even a chance of you thinking about going going the last

01:43:32.000 time the gang like the gang meeting up is like an event and like this is gonna get better because

01:43:37.340 it's literally like an event centered around the gang meeting up basically whereas like tom was

01:43:42.200 2000 we just kind of like took over some other someone else's fucking bullshit and like this is

01:43:47.700 gonna be a fucking blast i'm super excited for this this is gonna be fucking amazing we're gonna

01:43:52.640 you need to pay like it's a couple hundred dollars extra for the sleepover uh you give that to top

01:43:58.300 that's my favorite part i'm really looking forward to getting stupid hammered with the fucking homies

01:44:04.060 you know my wife's 39 weeks pregnant but you know fuck it you just convinced me i'm gonna come down

01:44:08.160 dude come on out do it let's do it do it rose over hose

01:44:11.520 like experiment but you just go lol that wasn't really gay just playing with the homies you know

01:44:18.020 like yeah pretty much uh robbie has said that there will be a toad orgy there so he said that on part

01:44:24.720 of the problem so hopefully uh also i bet i love i love about that it's probably the majority of part

01:44:31.420 of the problem audience is probably like why are they fucking reptiles

01:44:36.260 most people do not get the reference dave did but uh they didn't think at all to clear it up for

01:44:45.320 their audience that's right uh anarcho toad on twitter i'm back for now for whatever reason uh

01:44:53.020 yeah come to top lobsters ranch for the tower fire on saturday and then we'll have another episode

01:44:59.500 next wednesday which will be episode 69 of tower fire rc 69 nice big episode everyone go

01:45:06.100 at elon musk and say we need fat dave back that's that's all i want i want that would be i would be

01:45:13.260 so excited dude i don't even want my old account back i'm at like 2700 whereas i was like 34 before i

01:45:19.820 think and like i have a better ratio now than before so it's like whatever like it's not even

01:45:25.600 worth it for like what 700 new followers and a shit fucking ratio like who cares like for anyone

01:45:30.940 i don't understand twitter at all can we can we end the stream because i want the the final uh chat

01:45:35.240 to be anal sex fucks

01:45:37.000 yeah everything i already got them i'm still ready to hang out with you fucking faggots this is gonna

01:45:46.180 be fun hell yeah all right peace

01:45:48.280 yeah damn

01:45:56.320 exactly

01:45:57.520 yeah

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Tower Gang - May 06, 2022

Ep 68 - Big Hat Energy w⧸ Jacob Daniel

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