Tower Gang - Ep 69 - The Blaire White Project

00:00:00.540 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.060 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.720 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:07.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.680 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.760 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:13.920 And now.

00:00:16.160 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.820 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.820 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.980 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.000 What? 1.00

00:00:30.580 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.100 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.540 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.520 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:37.780 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.360 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.180 Free! 1.00

00:00:42.100 Free!

00:00:45.960 What's up, fellas? 0.98

00:00:47.420 And ladies, if you're dumb enough to watch this, this is episode 69 of Tower Power Hour. 0.97

00:00:54.260 Nice. 0.98

00:00:54.900 We've got the amphibious man himself, Toad.

00:00:58.580 How we doing tonight, Toad?

00:01:00.760 Ah, I'm doing all right.

00:01:02.200 How are you?

00:01:03.120 No, I'm doing all right.

00:01:04.160 We've got the fattest man you know and belated birthday boy, Tower King Cole.

00:01:09.540 How are we doing tonight, buddy?

00:01:09.600 That's what I was trying to drink this for.

00:01:10.940 I got this from my work.

00:01:12.400 They were like, I showed up yesterday morning for my birthday, and they gave me this little

00:01:16.860 50-millil thing of Jack Daniels.

00:01:18.300 I thought I could drink.

00:01:18.960 I don't do shots. 1.00

00:01:20.480 So that would probably look like a huge fucking pussy, but doing great besides that. 1.00

00:01:25.080 If you don't do shots, you can't accidentally get coaxed 12 shots in and, you know, get fucked 1.00

00:01:30.180 by somebody. 0.99

00:01:30.880 Also, Cole has a noticeable lisp right now, which is weird. 1.00

00:01:34.420 So he sounds like a retarded faggot. 1.00

00:01:36.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:01:37.260 Speaking of lisps with retarded faggots, we got Jose Gallison on the show. 1.00

00:01:42.060 How are you doing, Jose? 1.00

00:01:42.980 I'm a little rough, not going to lie. 0.97

00:01:44.580 I had to cancel my episode yesterday with James Jen, fucking, like, literally like an 1.00

00:01:50.360 hour prior when my cat started going to labor, and the motherfucker went all through the 0.99

00:01:54.680 night, and then fucking through the, still, there's one more in there that hasn't come 0.99

00:01:59.560 out, because I guess she paused labor. 0.97

00:02:01.000 So I've been, like, I've been literally for the past day sleeping in, like, hour increments

00:02:06.400 and then waking up for 20 minutes, checking on her, and then going back to sleep.

00:02:10.340 Yeah, well, it sucks that there's a ban on cat abortions now.

00:02:13.880 Wait, hold on.

00:02:15.000 Are you saying that there's a possibility that there's some more cat milk in our future?

00:02:20.000 I guess so.

00:02:20.780 I mean, we really, you guys just shot up and shot down one gold idea, because you said

00:02:25.620 it's too much retreading old territory, and then you want to drink cat milk again?

00:02:30.180 Like, that was, like, the most overplayed shtick thing we probably had.

00:02:35.800 I gotta admit, like, I'm kind of impressed we've made it all the way to episode 69, because

00:02:40.560 when I came on board with this, I think it was, like, episode 12.

00:02:43.020 And I was thinking around, like, episode 20, like, what the fuck are we gonna do for,

00:02:47.220 like, all our episodes?

00:02:48.180 And here we are, like, coming up on 70, and it's still going strong.

00:02:51.460 We just did our first half-assed comedy show.

00:02:54.300 It's just like, geez.

00:02:55.840 It's kind of incredible. 0.98

00:02:56.260 By the way, if you showed up to the comedy show, that was a fucking blast. 0.69

00:02:59.680 Thanks to everybody that showed up to that. 0.98

00:03:01.220 And Top Lobster has an absolute fantastic fucking place out there in Florida. 0.99

00:03:05.760 But, holy shit, I don't know how that little spick got that amazing little place. 1.00

00:03:11.000 I mean, no way is a trucker... 0.99

00:03:13.720 Do truckers make that much? 0.87

00:03:14.900 I didn't realize.

00:03:15.940 I mean, is that something that...

00:03:17.400 Really, it's a matter of going from up north to down south is what it is.

00:03:21.040 Because if you look at the property value up north, so someone who works, like, a middle 1.00

00:03:26.400 to upper middle class job there that is able to buy a house, which he did, you move down

00:03:31.480 to, like, Florida. 1.00

00:03:32.300 And it's like, dude, you can get, like, big fucking pimping shit with that kind of, like, 1.00

00:03:36.400 to be able to... 1.00

00:03:36.800 Yeah.

00:03:37.040 Because, like, his house was...

00:03:38.660 I don't know. 0.99

00:03:39.060 I think he said it sold for over six or some shit. 0.96

00:03:41.380 I don't know exactly. 0.94

00:03:42.100 I know that the property he has here in Florida is six.

00:03:45.180 And it's pimping.

00:03:46.480 And, like, my house is, like, was 330 when I bought it. 1.00

00:03:48.860 And it's, like, two acres, 2,600 square feet, like, which, I mean, 330 doesn't buy you shit 0.92

00:03:55.180 most, like, places, like New York, Cali. 1.00

00:03:58.540 So, the fucking... 1.00

00:04:01.500 They can play a game on you there. 1.00

00:04:02.920 Because I remember when he first explained to me what he was getting. 0.98

00:04:04.920 I was like, how the fuck did you afford that as a trucker? 0.99

00:04:06.900 And then I realized, like, the property and shit. 0.99

00:04:09.240 Like, oh, yeah, that makes sense. 0.99

00:04:11.180 Yeah, the cost of living is insane up here in the Northeast, so...

00:04:15.420 Yeah, I don't know how much, like, lame, boring truck driving costs, or pays, but, you

00:04:20.420 know, like, the big stuff pays pretty well.

00:04:23.640 But I'm not going to rub that in until he's on the show, so...

00:04:26.420 What else do you make right now?

00:04:28.380 Huh?

00:04:29.000 What else do you make right now?

00:04:31.180 You broke up.

00:04:32.040 You keep muffling. 1.00

00:04:32.940 Yeah, damn it. 1.00

00:04:34.520 I was saying, tell us what you make right now. 0.99

00:04:37.540 What I make right now?

00:04:39.060 Right now.

00:04:40.280 Like, per year or per hour?

00:04:42.760 No, I'm sorry.

00:04:43.780 I'm just going to let you guys keep guessing, so...

00:04:45.420 Dude, Cole, did you watch the latest...

00:04:48.540 I know you're a Kill Tony guy.

00:04:49.600 Did you watch the latest guy?

00:04:50.520 They had some crypto millionaire on there.

00:04:53.420 But, yeah, I just thought it was funny, because...

00:04:55.180 That black dude with Jake Shields?

00:04:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:58.020 I didn't watch that one yet, no.

00:04:59.480 I haven't watched the last couple.

00:05:00.700 I don't know what it is.

00:05:01.640 I just kind of haven't watched the last couple of Kill Tonys.

00:05:05.360 So, I've just kind of been out on it. 0.99

00:05:07.260 Even though it's one of my favorites, it's a great fucking show. 0.99

00:05:09.300 I've just been really into other shit right now. 0.99

00:05:11.720 Wait, Cole, do you make six figures a year? 0.99

00:05:14.720 No.

00:05:16.140 Whoa, I might make the most, then, on the whole show.

00:05:20.100 Well, because...

00:05:21.100 Well, I don't know. 0.99

00:05:21.700 Toad actually probably makes a good fucking job. 0.99

00:05:22.760 I probably do, but... 1.00

00:05:23.960 Yeah.

00:05:25.100 No, like, I don't...

00:05:26.040 Like, I'm only three years out of college, dude. 0.98

00:05:28.260 I don't fucking make... 0.93

00:05:29.320 I made six figures three years out of college. 0.99

00:05:31.520 Or, I didn't go to college, but three years out of high school. 0.99

00:05:33.880 God damn it. 0.99

00:05:35.220 Whoa. 1.00

00:05:36.420 That fucking sucks. 1.00

00:05:37.160 Maybe I chose the... 1.00

00:05:38.360 But, I mean, you also are driving all day fucking every day, you know. 0.98

00:05:43.240 It's true. 0.98

00:05:43.700 I mean, you're not... 0.99

00:05:44.820 You can't stay in one fucking place. 0.99

00:05:46.920 I don't know. 1.00

00:05:47.420 I don't know.

00:05:47.620 Well, I was working on power lines before.

00:05:49.540 I was actually making...

00:05:50.120 Oh, those do.

00:05:50.960 Those pay pretty well.

00:05:51.660 I took a pretty big pay cut to actually start truck driving.

00:05:54.880 I took that.

00:05:55.080 But isn't...

00:05:55.540 Well, isn't the power line stuff...

00:05:57.240 Wasn't it, like, the most dangerous job?

00:05:58.980 Like...

00:05:59.380 No, truck driving's more dangerous.

00:06:01.680 Like...

00:06:01.760 Okay.

00:06:02.100 Okay, yeah.

00:06:02.920 I guess so, because you can...

00:06:03.860 No, it is.

00:06:04.720 Like, I think power lines is, like, number eight. 0.99

00:06:07.180 And then truck driving is, like, number four or something stupid like that. 0.98

00:06:10.320 I was like, what? 0.96

00:06:11.340 Because it definitely seems more dangerous working on power lines and setting poles between 0.98

00:06:16.020 live wires and all that shit. 0.99

00:06:17.460 But... 0.99

00:06:17.620 Yeah.

00:06:18.500 Whatever.

00:06:19.060 I guess people just get hit on the side of the road truck driving.

00:06:22.020 That's why it's so dangerous.

00:06:23.380 Yeah.

00:06:23.440 Reed went from...

00:06:24.420 Oh, yeah.

00:06:25.040 Whenever you're, like, stopped.

00:06:25.820 Working the poles to working the sticks.

00:06:27.740 That's right.

00:06:28.380 Yeah.

00:06:29.220 Went from the pole to the shaft, so...

00:06:31.560 That's right.

00:06:32.580 All right, real quick.

00:06:33.340 So, let's get into, like, this weekend. 0.98

00:06:34.980 Because it was such a fucking great time. 0.87

00:06:37.240 Robbie the Fire is an awesome dude. 0.97

00:06:38.880 Like, it was amazing meeting him.

00:06:42.420 Like, he is... 0.97

00:06:43.360 I mean, he's just as funny and fucking, like, the same, like, in person as he is on camera. 0.96

00:06:48.640 Like, guys... 0.98

00:06:49.220 I mean, he's just going 100 miles a minute.

00:06:52.180 Like, he is just going...

00:06:53.980 But he has a great...

00:06:55.880 The stand-up was great.

00:06:56.940 I mean, that was... 0.98

00:06:57.860 I mean, he had some fucking bangers in there that, like, had me... 0.98

00:07:01.500 I mean, we were all sitting on the couch just watching him. 0.98

00:07:03.580 And, like...

00:07:04.500 I mean, he was killing it in front of...

00:07:06.120 A crowd of very...

00:07:08.220 A much older crowd than I thought it would be.

00:07:11.060 Am I wrong with that?

00:07:12.240 Oh, yeah.

00:07:12.780 No.

00:07:13.000 They were all, like...

00:07:13.920 Weren't half the people, like, over 50, probably?

00:07:16.740 I would 100% have people over 50.

00:07:20.200 Yeah.

00:07:21.280 Maybe over 60, half of them.

00:07:23.300 Over...

00:07:23.640 So, the video from the floor trip...

00:07:26.100 So, there's going to be...

00:07:26.620 So, there's technically going to be two videos.

00:07:30.600 One video is up right now on Robbie's YouTube channel, Run Your Mouth.

00:07:37.060 He has the live stream of the event.

00:07:39.980 Which...

00:07:40.540 But now, the audio kind of sucked.

00:07:42.220 We had some problems with our audio.

00:07:43.880 We fixed it halfway through.

00:07:44.960 But, um...

00:07:46.340 Sounds like a machine gun occasionally.

00:07:48.120 That's the only problem.

00:07:48.440 Yeah.

00:07:48.840 It was just a bad cable.

00:07:50.800 But we fixed it halfway through.

00:07:52.220 But there's another video coming out.

00:07:55.580 Top's cousin does, like, professional videography. 0.99

00:07:59.120 And he had all his shit there. 0.98

00:08:00.660 And me and Jose saw a little bit of it. 1.00

00:08:03.140 And it was fire.

00:08:05.580 Like, it is crisp.

00:08:07.340 Like, 4K crisp with good audio.

00:08:10.140 Like, it looks nice.

00:08:12.160 So, that's going to be coming out whenever it gets done.

00:08:14.460 And we'll post it up on our channel.

00:08:16.460 And it's just going to be the...

00:08:17.440 We're not going to show any of Robbie's comedy.

00:08:19.560 But we are going to show our, like...

00:08:20.980 I think it was, what, an hour long, probably?

00:08:23.040 Yeah.

00:08:23.360 Yeah.

00:08:24.120 Yeah.

00:08:24.500 We're going to put his comedy on our Patreon.

00:08:30.560 It's the grift, maybe.

00:08:32.300 Someone said, when is the Brandon Herrera crossover going to happen?

00:08:34.580 That would be amazing.

00:08:36.100 Do you all know who Brandon Herrera is?

00:08:37.800 No, not at all.

00:08:39.200 Are you...

00:08:39.460 No.

00:08:40.200 You don't know who the AK guy is?

00:08:42.280 All right.

00:08:42.660 Oh, I know who you're talking about.

00:08:43.900 The name is familiar.

00:08:44.640 I've seen it on Twitter before.

00:08:45.640 Yeah, Brandon Herrera is the AK guy.

00:08:46.880 He's the...

00:08:47.380 I don't know anything about him.

00:08:48.540 I'm sure.

00:08:49.740 I don't care.

00:08:50.200 Dude, if we get Brandon, that would be amazing.

00:08:52.560 I don't know how much he does podcasts.

00:08:54.580 But he is...

00:08:55.720 I mean, he does the Gun Beam review.

00:08:57.140 It's really funny.

00:08:58.140 He seems pretty base.

00:08:59.020 He got kicked off of Instagram recently.

00:09:00.600 So, that was pretty base.

00:09:02.960 That is base.

00:09:04.040 Did he just get a blue check on Twitter?

00:09:06.340 I think maybe so.

00:09:07.500 I think Elon Musk was...

00:09:09.000 Rained down healthy surprises on him.

00:09:12.800 Dude, it's so funny how many people are still getting banned.

00:09:15.880 Because they don't know that Musk hasn't officially taken ownership yet.

00:09:22.000 That the dad presents.

00:09:25.160 That thing he posted.

00:09:27.560 It was like, the election was stolen.

00:09:30.120 COVID was made in a lab.

00:09:32.240 It was just like everything you're not allowed to say.

00:09:34.080 He just had one tweet and he got kicked off.

00:09:36.640 The vaccines don't work.

00:09:38.300 Like, you're like, all of a sudden.

00:09:40.540 Which, by the way, so over this past weekend, what was your favorite moment of, like, being

00:09:45.420 at Topps Ranch and listening to, doing the live podcast?

00:09:50.640 And, I mean, that was probably my favorite.

00:09:52.700 It's just, like, being with y'all and actually doing a live podcast with y'all.

00:09:55.560 It wasn't in the same vein as we...

00:09:57.300 I think I would have gone longer, I guess.

00:09:59.540 But, I mean, it was kind of different with Robbie being there.

00:10:01.860 It was kind of, out of your mouth, he was kind of, like, almost interviewing us.

00:10:05.380 I know what my favorite moment was.

00:10:07.820 It was, like, when the podcast was wrapping up.

00:10:10.840 And I was like, no, Clint, we have one more thing to say, don't we?

00:10:13.740 And he just goes, N-I-G-G-E-R. 1.00

00:10:19.460 What is that spell?

00:10:20.640 Oh, the crowd, like, literally.

00:10:22.560 They didn't even, like, gasp or, like, laugh or say anything.

00:10:24.660 They were just, like, straight face. 0.99

00:10:27.460 And, again, all fucking boomers except for the very few people that, like, I mean, were 0.99

00:10:32.520 pretty young. 0.99

00:10:33.320 Yeah, the Swamp Gas crew.

00:10:34.060 Yeah, Swamp Gas guys.

00:10:35.280 The weird thing is that that's our audience.

00:10:36.900 It's weird.

00:10:37.280 But then we have, like, we also had, like, something retarded, like, five disabled people 1.00

00:10:41.180 out of, like, what, 30 to 50 people?

00:10:43.120 What was that all about?

00:10:44.120 That was crazy.

00:10:45.280 I'm not lying.

00:10:45.920 I don't even see one of those in a normal day.

00:10:48.440 Yeah, we had, like, two people in wheelchairs, a dude, a blind dude.

00:10:52.360 There was three wheelchair people.

00:10:53.480 There was three wheelchair people.

00:10:55.300 There was three.

00:10:56.240 And then one blind dude. 0.95

00:10:58.960 And then, like, I mean, half our audience is retarded, so you can add in that. 1.00

00:11:03.360 Did anyone even bother asking any of them how they got, like, introduced to us? 0.71

00:11:07.300 Because it's like, did they all just come from Crip?

00:11:09.500 Like, is that just, like, the audience?

00:11:11.460 I have no idea.

00:11:12.220 One of the wheelchair guys was, like, drinking whiskey, like, the whole night, basically.

00:11:17.440 He was just wheeling around, around tops.

00:11:19.960 I was drunk.

00:11:23.040 Which, by the way, we did have it inside. 0.98

00:11:26.160 If we had this shit outside, I mean, I got eaten up with mosquitoes. 0.98

00:11:29.980 Right now, I am itching the fuck out of my legs. 0.99

00:11:32.760 Aren't you a southern boy? 0.99

00:11:34.080 You're supposed to be.

00:11:34.520 Yes, and I thought it wasn't too bad when I was there.

00:11:36.560 And then, like, now, I mean, I'm not lying, I probably have 10 to 12 different, like, my legs are just eating up right now.

00:11:46.660 I'm itching, literally, currently.

00:11:47.960 See, I'm 1 16th Native American, and whatever Native American I got made it so that I don't, like, mosquito bites don't itch on me.

00:11:55.700 I'm lucky. 0.99

00:11:56.280 God damn, that's pretty lucky as shit. 1.00

00:11:57.460 Anyone else having issues with the Odyssey shit? 1.00

00:11:59.540 Are you guys on it? 0.99

00:12:00.400 I cannot bring up the live chat.

00:12:02.460 The live chat, it's not good.

00:12:03.720 I don't know what's going on.

00:12:05.000 We're not being based enough.

00:12:07.560 We need to go harder in the paint. 0.90

00:12:09.700 They just had a thing that was supposed to make it so they don't buffer and shit, and now their live chat doesn't work. 0.72

00:12:14.860 I just don't think anybody is on there.

00:12:17.020 I just posted, like, I just sent something.

00:12:19.260 How many followers do we have on Odyssey?

00:12:20.980 Like, 500?

00:12:22.280 Almost 500.

00:12:23.540 I think it's, yeah.

00:12:25.460 467.

00:12:26.040 But, you know, we're going to go false on Odyssey.

00:12:27.960 Apparently, yeah, they posted a thing today.

00:12:29.600 They said they're going to have, they had their biggest update ever right now,

00:12:33.300 and they, like, basically removed buffering, is what they said.

00:12:36.480 So, go check it out.

00:12:38.180 I mean, if it's pretty good, it's pretty good.

00:12:39.900 Whatever.

00:12:40.480 And when the live chat works, we will prioritize the live chat comment, just letting you know.

00:12:45.440 But I don't know what's going on with it right now.

00:12:46.980 I thought we just got our live chat nuked just from last week's live chat.

00:12:49.840 Are they going to, like, synchronize it with StreamYard so you can put comments on the screen?

00:12:54.580 That's supposed to be coming up.

00:12:55.900 That's something I've told them.

00:12:58.480 So, that's something that they're aware of.

00:13:01.040 So, hopefully that happens.

00:13:02.880 By the way, Ryan Dawson just got banned off of Discord today.

00:13:06.760 He just told me.

00:13:07.440 Discord?

00:13:08.340 Yeah.

00:13:10.420 He didn't get banned off anything.

00:13:11.960 What are you talking about?

00:13:12.320 Yeah, he definitely can, yeah.

00:13:13.720 With Discord, it's usually for being in particular discords.

00:13:17.200 Yes, that is.

00:13:17.920 I got banned off Discord for being in a Discord for, like, Boog Boys. 0.90

00:13:24.880 I don't know.

00:13:25.300 I was just in there because I knew the guy that started it, and I was, like, in there,

00:13:28.680 and then I got banned because I was even active at all in there, and I got banned.

00:13:32.220 So, yeah, it's usually not, like, so it's not that weird. 0.99

00:13:34.520 And it's not even, like, racist shit. 1.00

00:13:36.200 Like, you can say the most racist shit in there. 1.00

00:13:38.160 It's, like, if you, I don't know. 0.99

00:13:40.980 I really don't know how Discord works around that.

00:13:42.820 It's kind of weird.

00:13:43.800 Well, so, by the way, I was, Reed was talking about the nigger tower that we did at Top Lobster's Ranch. 1.00

00:13:50.820 I was disappointed with the fact that nobody in the audience shouted it out when Clint asked for it, 0.61

00:13:56.220 but then I realized, because all of our audience are a bunch of old men, 0.99

00:13:59.780 they are all obviously racist, but the issue was they just didn't hear us.

00:14:06.020 Well, the other problem is they all brought their wives with them, you know? 1.00

00:14:09.800 Or they're very, much younger girl toys, I guess.

00:14:13.700 Dude, it was a great test of our, you know, our, like, our, I don't know what the word I'm looking for is.

00:14:24.540 Our, yeah, our consistency, I guess, or something.

00:14:28.040 Like, we, it was a weird audience.

00:14:31.260 You know, it's certainly not who we were expecting,

00:14:33.520 but we performed just like we do on Tower Gang every night anyway.

00:14:37.820 I mean, it's weird, but those are the people who watch us.

00:14:38.840 It was weird, like, occasionally looking out and being like, oh, yeah, these are the people here right now.

00:14:43.160 Like, this is kind of weird, but.

00:14:45.760 Top Lobster's mom.

00:14:47.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:48.660 No, they were fucking bass in the back. 0.98

00:14:51.040 They were just. 0.99

00:14:51.380 You know what's funny?

00:14:52.980 I thought that the fats was going to, like, make it weird and awkward, 0.95

00:14:56.880 but if anything, I got more of a weird vibe about arguing whether we should genocide the white women. 0.92

00:15:02.220 Like, I got more of a weird, but it's like, like, I feel like that's more, that's less vicious than, like, fat people. 0.97

00:15:09.120 The fat people were in the back laughing it up.

00:15:11.440 What we'll say is, so we brought up a fat guy and Ashton Birdie, and they had to, we made our cases for who we thought should be genocided.

00:15:20.500 And then we brought them up, and then they made their defenses of each other, of, like, why they, like, the fat, we had a fat guy come up from, he's not from Swamp Cuts.

00:15:30.300 He's from.

00:15:30.960 Porch Boys.

00:15:31.600 The Porch Boys. 0.57

00:15:32.480 Yeah.

00:15:33.400 His name was John.

00:15:34.780 John underscore Arkist on Twitter.

00:15:37.060 Okay.

00:15:37.640 So he came up, and he, and he was the fat guy, and he, and then, and then Ashton came up, and she was the white woman. 0.86

00:15:43.880 And then they, and then Ashton made some terrible, she didn't make any good arguments.

00:15:47.820 And then John, I don't know why, I mean.

00:15:49.640 She made arguments for him most of the time.

00:15:52.120 Yeah, it was very weird.

00:15:53.040 She did make an argument. 0.97

00:15:54.020 She said something about how.

00:15:55.300 She was like, so this would only be white women, right? 1.00

00:15:57.500 And not all women.

00:15:58.500 And he's like, yes.

00:16:02.060 It was like watching the Amber Heard Johnny Depp trial.

00:16:06.140 That's exactly what it was like. 0.75

00:16:07.220 And so, and so it did come up to where we did genocide white women.

00:16:11.280 So white women did win. 1.00

00:16:12.240 I know there was a lot, some people that said if white women don't win, it's rigged. 1.00

00:16:15.840 Well, white women fucking won. 1.00

00:16:16.880 So white women, genocide from the earth. 1.00

00:16:18.820 I mean, they won because it is rigged, so. 0.99

00:16:21.000 Yeah.

00:16:22.400 And honestly, by the end of that exchange that we had, I was, I don't even know why we even

00:16:28.420 put them in the running in the first place.

00:16:30.140 Because if anything, I was like, I kind of like fat people.

00:16:32.480 I don't even know why.

00:16:34.080 I told you, did I?

00:16:35.100 I don't know why I ring hollow now.

00:16:37.000 Yeah, I didn't even think fat.

00:16:38.020 Maybe it's just the contrast against the white woman. 1.00

00:16:40.500 And it's like, which I thought was just kind of like cheesy.

00:16:43.680 But then the more, like some of the white women groaned and some of the arguments they 1.00

00:16:47.380 made, the more I was like, if anything, like you guys are just making me think it more.

00:16:53.480 I don't know.

00:16:54.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:54.560 One of my favorite moments was the crowd just started chanting, kill white women. 1.00

00:16:59.860 Oh, yes. 1.00

00:17:00.520 It was a great time.

00:17:04.820 And one of the best times was we went out shooting beforehand.

00:17:07.560 Man, Toad got to shoot for the first time ever?

00:17:11.020 No. 0.90

00:17:12.040 No, Toad, we're going to shoot some real guns. 0.90

00:17:13.820 It definitely seemed like it. 0.62

00:17:14.180 Yeah.

00:17:14.480 It was one of the first, I do remember having to be like that scene in Ghost, you know,

00:17:17.560 with the clay.

00:17:18.240 But this is where you put the stock of the gun right here.

00:17:23.680 That's right.

00:17:24.620 It was a very sexy moment between me and Jose.

00:17:28.580 We had to take the stock off of the shotgun for Toad to be able to get it up.

00:17:33.840 Like, you know, far away from him.

00:17:36.000 It is weird when you see people who don't know how to shoot their instincts.

00:17:39.560 Like, they always want to, like, tuck it in their armpit, like, the gun.

00:17:43.060 Like, why?

00:17:43.880 It's from the movies, man.

00:17:45.360 Shooting from the hip.

00:17:46.480 It's not even shooting from the hip, though.

00:17:48.140 It's a weird other thing.

00:17:49.480 They're like trying to, like, almost like put it under right there and kind of hold it.

00:17:54.460 It's not like they put it in.

00:17:55.260 It's almost like they're trying to butt it against their armpit.

00:17:58.380 You know what I mean?

00:17:58.780 Like here.

00:17:59.560 Whereas, like, the solid part's right here.

00:18:01.760 Like, you put it, like, right here-ish, you know?

00:18:03.760 Yeah.

00:18:04.080 So, I mean, this is everyone's instinct.

00:18:07.380 It's right here.

00:18:08.100 Like, I don't know why.

00:18:09.100 Yeah.

00:18:10.020 Yeah.

00:18:10.420 Whatever.

00:18:11.020 I don't know.

00:18:11.720 They're shooting, like, you know in Star Wars, like, when the stormtroopers come through the door right in the first scene?

00:18:18.160 Like, all the rebels are holding their guns, like, up like this.

00:18:21.560 Like, they're actually looking down the scope.

00:18:23.200 The stormtroopers hold them, like, down here.

00:18:25.640 Oh, yeah.

00:18:26.160 Yeah, down here.

00:18:27.220 It's like, no wonder you never hit anything.

00:18:29.020 But that's what everyone, like, wants to naturally shoot.

00:18:31.040 Like, just put your gun, like-

00:18:32.220 I mean, it is pretty fun.

00:18:33.260 A bunch of Yankees.

00:18:36.020 It is pretty fun though.

00:18:36.640 I say that, but I grew up in Maine.

00:18:38.340 And I actually, like, while I'm not, like, a gun expert, I did grow up around guns.

00:18:43.040 And it was, like, from, like, the moment I was, like, shortly after I was walking, I was being taught how to use guns.

00:18:48.040 So, if anything, it's weird when someone is like, I don't know what I'm doing here.

00:18:51.860 I'm like, you don't know, like, the basics?

00:18:53.720 What are you, a child?

00:18:54.600 Not to be insulting.

00:18:59.900 It's just weird.

00:19:00.780 I get guns aren't as big of a thing in other places, but.

00:19:04.100 Yeah.

00:19:05.380 It was a great time, though.

00:19:07.020 Like, we literally went out, so Top has a pond, like, behind us.

00:19:11.100 Like, he talked about it.

00:19:12.040 It's, like, way-

00:19:12.600 I mean, his-

00:19:13.540 He does have a long-

00:19:14.820 I mean, it's just, like, a long 10 acres. 0.99

00:19:16.580 Penis? 0.99

00:19:17.120 Oh. 0.99

00:19:17.660 Yes. 1.00

00:19:18.020 He has a huge penis, too. 1.00

00:19:19.500 We saw- 1.00

00:19:19.880 No.

00:19:20.780 No, that was cool.

00:19:21.320 We gotta, we gotta mention this.

00:19:22.660 We gotta, we have to mention this.

00:19:25.220 Clint was in basketball shorts and free-balling.

00:19:28.200 So, don't get me wrong.

00:19:29.240 It's probably the higher end of average, or to lower end of, like, impressive. 0.94

00:19:34.880 But, it was definitely Reed that you're like, dude, he's in, like, goddamn, like, canvas utility 0.97

00:19:40.040 pants, and that thing is just poking right through. 1.00

00:19:42.220 Like, dude, what the fuck? 1.00

00:19:43.020 I mean, it wasn't, and honestly, if you looked at it, you'd be like, is that his balls? 1.00

00:19:47.100 Because there's no way a penis can be that wide. 0.99

00:19:50.720 Like, you could tell one side of the seam was one ball, and one side of the seam was, like, 1.00

00:19:57.080 was one of the dick and balls. 0.99

00:19:58.560 Could you tell one's a little bit larger and hung down more? 1.00

00:20:01.160 You know what I mean?

00:20:01.780 Yeah.

00:20:01.920 And the other one's just, like, one little imprint of a nut?

00:20:04.220 It's weird, yeah, because Reed is this one, like, gigantic long ball, it looks like.

00:20:09.660 You guys know what that's called, right?

00:20:11.080 That's called moose knuckle. 1.00

00:20:13.000 Yes, yeah, moose knuckle. 1.00

00:20:13.920 Well, what it was is that he basically, his pants had his dick and balls in, like, a full 1.00

00:20:21.900 Nelson. 1.00

00:20:22.660 Like, it was just kind of, like, straying them there.

00:20:24.720 But instead of, like, you know, losing blood flow, it must have, like, I don't know, increased

00:20:30.440 the blood flow.

00:20:30.980 It was very weird. 0.99

00:20:31.600 It was like you had, like, a cock ring on. 0.94

00:20:34.700 It's what happens when an unsusual force meets an immovable object. 0.80

00:20:38.920 It went on for, like, like, the discussion about this went on for probably a good five

00:20:43.560 minutes.

00:20:44.360 Yes.

00:20:44.620 Like, I thought it was going to be, like, 30 seconds.

00:20:46.300 I was like, ha, ha, and then it just, like, kept going.

00:20:47.960 Everyone's like, just look at it.

00:20:49.180 Like, wow.

00:20:50.520 Okay.

00:20:51.780 Reed started doing the move where he put his hands in his pockets and then, like, kind

00:20:55.380 of thrust him forward to try to hide his bulge. 1.00

00:20:58.020 It's like, look at him, ashamed of his big, juicy cock. 1.00

00:21:01.500 Dude, I'm telling you. 1.00

00:21:02.980 We literally were walking back, and I just, like, noticed it.

00:21:06.080 Like, I was, like, I just looked down, and I just saw it, and I was like, hold up. 0.99

00:21:09.580 Oh, are we not going to talk about, like, the fucking meat on this man? 0.99

00:21:14.780 The meat that is about to. 1.00

00:21:17.240 I mean, if there was more than two women at the thing, I mean, he could have fucked 1.00

00:21:24.500 them. 0.99

00:21:24.800 I mean, if there was, I mean, anybody.

00:21:26.200 If there was a single woman. 1.00

00:21:27.020 You say that, but maybe this is small dick cope, but if I was a woman, if I saw that, 0.91

00:21:31.020 especially when I understand the mechanics of canvas pants and, like, how impressive 0.97

00:21:36.340 it is to have that large of a bulge in that, you know, in that situation, I'd be like, keep

00:21:41.600 that monster away from me.

00:21:43.140 That's going to hurt.

00:21:46.020 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:21:46.900 Give me an average penis. 1.00

00:21:48.620 So, now you understand why, it's not that I'm murdering the lot lizards. 0.99

00:21:55.300 It's that, you know, if they want it, I got to give it to them, and then the results are

00:21:58.960 just.

00:21:59.100 Your giant meat is ripping them in half, and it's just, you're just like, well, they

00:22:03.140 died.

00:22:04.020 Officer.

00:22:04.540 I'm not really murdering them. 0.98

00:22:05.860 It's just kind of, it's like manslaughter, maybe cock slaughter, you know. 0.98

00:22:09.440 Officer, no, I didn't use my machete, my bloody machete right there to chop them up. 0.99

00:22:13.860 It was my huge cock. 0.99

00:22:15.440 It was like, it ripped them right in half. 0.99

00:22:18.360 Yeah, when we thought we saw a snake in the grass out there, it was actually just Reed

00:22:22.080 dropping dong.

00:22:23.380 That's what it was.

00:22:24.800 And then we found out that.

00:22:25.260 Speaking of dropping dong, Top's kid kept, like, all his pants down every five minutes.

00:22:30.340 It was like, he just wants to be in the Tower Gang chat, you know.

00:22:33.340 Dude, he was dropping dong everywhere.

00:22:35.480 That's wild, yeah.

00:22:37.060 Some of the cutest kids ever, though.

00:22:38.400 Those are some cute kids, man.

00:22:40.040 You would not think that if you were one of those little chicks or ducklings, though. 1.00

00:22:43.960 Like, holy shit. 1.00

00:22:44.560 The daughter would just, like, grab one of those ducklings and just, like, strangle 1.00

00:22:49.280 it to death and be like, look, the ducky!

00:22:51.320 And you're just like, wow, he looks happy right now.

00:22:54.460 Oh, Jesus!

00:22:55.760 You know what, that was probably good.

00:22:57.040 It gets them used to being handled, so, I don't know.

00:22:59.320 True.

00:22:59.520 Like, I know with, like, my cast and stuff, like, my kids...

00:23:00.860 Yeah, but two of them died in the duration of our stay.

00:23:03.320 No, they didn't.

00:23:04.700 Yes, they did.

00:23:05.320 No, they did.

00:23:05.740 Yeah, it was at least two.

00:23:07.020 It might have been three.

00:23:07.920 But it probably wasn't due to the daughter.

00:23:09.840 It was probably due to the other two.

00:23:10.620 It totally was.

00:23:12.540 No, people don't realize...

00:23:15.040 Those are little chicks. 0.88

00:23:16.060 People don't realize when it comes to small animals, they have pretty high death rates.

00:23:20.320 Like, I mean, because like I said with the cat stuff, I mean, I'd say probably, I don't

00:23:25.180 know, maybe one out of six or one to ten would probably die, you know, in the letter, depending.

00:23:31.060 It may even be higher.

00:23:31.880 I know the stats are higher.

00:23:32.860 I know we've looked in the stats before, and our cattery does a good job of it, so...

00:23:37.520 But when you have animals, you know...

00:23:39.840 Is it the mama cat just not taking care of them, or is it just kind of like...

00:23:43.020 There just can be a million different reasons.

00:23:44.420 Sometimes, like, especially with animals that breastfeed, if they're born with a cleft

00:23:48.540 palate, that's basically a death sentence, because they're...

00:23:51.360 Unless you're just gonna... 0.98

00:23:52.560 Unless you're able to detect it early, and you're able to fucking, like, tube feed, they're 0.99

00:23:57.660 probably gonna aspirate and end up choking to death on the milk. 0.97

00:24:00.100 So, like, when it comes to animals, like, a lot of them, especially animals that have

00:24:05.700 large litters or whatever, they tend to die a lot.

00:24:09.500 Now, animals that, like, humans that have one or two kids is, like, there's higher survival

00:24:15.680 rates.

00:24:16.620 Yeah, also, if the mother cat is a progressive, it will kill its babies. 1.00

00:24:22.140 That's true.

00:24:23.320 Oh, dude, I did have one kill its own on accident once, because they chew up the umbilical cord, 0.98

00:24:27.200 and it accidentally chewed too far, and it fucking, like, cut it open. 0.98

00:24:30.500 It was before we could catch it, and we're like, oh, my God, it was disgusting. 0.98

00:24:34.220 All right, we're back.

00:24:35.480 That is very...

00:24:36.520 He's like, I'm just gonna bounce after that.

00:24:38.040 See, guys?

00:24:39.860 Peace out.

00:24:41.120 But, yeah, top... 0.92

00:24:42.480 Yeah, he has a daughter who's a serial killer, and he has a trans son, is what I found out. 0.98

00:24:47.320 Just drops dong, man. 0.99

00:24:48.940 Drops dong and wears girls' underwear. 0.99

00:24:51.660 That's true.

00:24:52.040 He did wear girls' underwear. 0.67

00:24:53.000 That's right. 0.99

00:24:53.360 But, uh, dude, I had, uh, speaking of breastfeeding, I had some fucking people upset at me today, 0.95

00:25:00.560 which I meant to. 0.95

00:25:01.180 I was trying to troll some people.

00:25:02.800 I said, I don't know if you saw it.

00:25:04.020 I sent it, I think I sent it to the chat.

00:25:05.660 But basically, what I said, the, uh... 1.00

00:25:07.940 You're sucking your wife's titties? 1.00

00:25:09.500 No, no, I said, of course, this, um... 1.00

00:25:13.060 I was like, because I was trying to do the, like, kind of Louis C.K. thing about, of course,

00:25:16.020 but maybe.

00:25:16.940 So I said, of course, of course, this, um...

00:25:20.360 Baby formula shortage.

00:25:22.340 This baby formula shortage is terrible for millions of babies, and it's just heartbreaking.

00:25:29.080 Of course.

00:25:30.340 But maybe, if you can't do the one biological thing that you're supposed to do for a kid

00:25:36.140 as a woman, maybe the universe is telling you you shouldn't have kids. 1.00

00:25:40.620 And, like, and I mean, and I, like, I said that as a joke, but there is, like, I was thinking

00:25:47.400 about this today.

00:25:48.100 There's a, like, there's a vein of comedy, kind of, like, in this kind of thing of how

00:25:53.700 we've advanced so much that we're kind of spitting in God's face of, like, oh, you made

00:25:59.320 me barren?

00:25:59.940 Well, too bad.

00:26:00.980 I'm going to do artificial insemination.

00:26:02.880 If I can't do that, I'm going to do in vitro fertilization.

00:26:05.400 If I can't do that, and then if I somehow have a baby, I'm going to keep it all the

00:26:09.360 way through, and then God's like, well, then I'll just make it be born premature. 1.00

00:26:12.960 He's like, ah, fuck you. 1.00

00:26:14.200 We're going to keep it alive in the hospital. 1.00

00:26:17.980 So, yeah, we get it all the way through, and then he's just like, well, here's my final

00:26:21.540 one.

00:26:22.060 It's my final one. 1.00

00:26:22.900 He was like, you can't produce breast milk, bitch. 1.00

00:26:25.220 And he's like, I got that. 1.00

00:26:26.580 I got formula.

00:26:27.960 And so, I mean, like, it really is just like...

00:26:29.360 So then he throws Putin at us.

00:26:30.940 He's like, oh, yeah?

00:26:32.240 Yeah.

00:26:32.800 Right.

00:26:33.160 Because it's Putin's fault that we don't have any of this stuff.

00:26:36.540 I don't know.

00:26:36.680 That's true.

00:26:37.120 Oh, yeah.

00:26:37.620 I'm sure.

00:26:38.520 It's definitely not the Chinese lockdowns that are causing shortages of a whole bunch 1.00

00:26:43.760 of shit. 1.00

00:26:44.440 No, no, no. 1.00

00:26:44.960 Not lockdowns.

00:26:45.980 Also, not like, you know, inflation isn't a problem because of printing money or anything

00:26:51.520 like that.

00:26:52.060 Like, that's all just because Putin started this war for no reason.

00:26:55.880 So...

00:26:55.980 What was that thing that...

00:26:57.000 Because Biden kind of mentioned the...

00:26:58.960 Didn't he say, like, the inflation isn't a problem, right?

00:27:01.920 I can't remember what he said recently.

00:27:03.660 I thought I saw something.

00:27:04.300 At one point, he said that it was good at one point.

00:27:06.700 And he also said that inflation isn't inflation at one point. 0.98

00:27:10.260 So I don't fucking know. 0.82

00:27:10.860 Well, it's also transitory. 0.95

00:27:12.380 Dude, so if Trump were in office right now, I guarantee he'd be like, I have the biggest

00:27:17.420 inflation out of anyone.

00:27:19.300 It's bigger than ever.

00:27:20.200 I mean, no one's had as much inflation as I have.

00:27:22.200 Like, he'd be bragging about it.

00:27:23.080 Well, that's the thing.

00:27:23.820 Right now, if we had Trump as president, do you think we'd even be in the Ukrainian war right

00:27:28.900 now?

00:27:29.900 Uh, I don't know.

00:27:30.960 Like, the...

00:27:31.360 I don't know.

00:27:31.880 I mean, everything else would be just as bad as it is.

00:27:34.700 But that is the one thing where I've been like, it's incredible that we're in this war. 0.99

00:27:39.640 Like, I mean, it's so stupid that it's gotten to this point. 0.97

00:27:42.300 Like, it's not like this was something that was really hard to avoid. 0.99

00:27:45.760 It was incredibly easy to avoid. 1.00

00:27:48.100 But we just did the dumbest fucking shit ever. 1.00

00:27:50.480 And when this first started kicking off a couple months ago, I actually thought, like, 1.00

00:27:54.900 this is the first time I can honestly say I actually wish Trump were still president instead

00:28:00.760 of Biden.

00:28:01.800 Because I just feel like Trump would have talked to Putin, you know?

00:28:08.260 Yeah.

00:28:08.460 I mean, because he did when he was president, and he was a traitor for doing it or whatever.

00:28:12.860 I wonder if...

00:28:13.420 Well, Trump also did arm Ukraine while he was president.

00:28:16.220 Of course he did.

00:28:17.060 Yeah.

00:28:17.300 So, like, he contributed to the escalation.

00:28:20.920 But I feel like he would have been like, okay, Putin, like, let's talk.

00:28:25.240 Let's figure this out. 0.98

00:28:26.720 You take Luhansk and Donetsk, and we'll fucking let you do that and leave you alone. 0.96

00:28:31.080 Like, I don't think it would have come to this full-scale invasion. 0.94

00:28:34.360 But basically, I mean, if...

00:28:36.540 I don't know how big of a World War II nerd you are.

00:28:39.460 Is this not just appeasement, though?

00:28:41.020 I mean, would that not just be like, okay, we'll just keep giving Putin more and more little bits, 0.96

00:28:45.820 kind of like they did with Hitler, what fucking Neville Chamberlain was doing with Hitler. 0.95

00:28:50.180 Of, okay, you can take the... 0.99

00:28:51.800 You can take Austria-Hungary.

00:28:53.900 You can take the...

00:28:55.800 Was it the Anschluss?

00:28:57.200 Or not the Anschluss. 1.00

00:28:57.800 No, the fucking... 1.00

00:28:59.120 Czechoslovakia. 1.00

00:29:00.840 Which, yeah.

00:29:01.580 There was another region that he took, like, really early on.

00:29:04.440 And they were just like, okay, just let him have that one.

00:29:06.380 Let him have that one.

00:29:07.220 Let him have that bit.

00:29:08.060 And, I mean, I guess there's an argument there of, like, well, we can't...

00:29:11.540 At some point, you got to tell him, no, you can't take that anymore.

00:29:14.060 But, at the same time, weren't these...

00:29:16.920 I mean, it kind of...

00:29:17.620 We've talked about this.

00:29:19.060 And I guess a lot of people talk about how they voted to join Russia, which, you know, was...

00:29:24.340 But, at the same time, if someone voted to join Germany or voted to join, you know, America,

00:29:30.060 I mean, I wouldn't mind letting them in. 0.99

00:29:32.160 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:29:33.580 But, yeah. 0.99

00:29:34.860 So, I mean, with Trump... 0.75

00:29:37.060 Well, here's the thing, like, it's so hypocritical for us to be like, stop that. 0.54

00:29:43.640 You can't invade a country.

00:29:45.100 Like, I mean, look at us the last 20 years.

00:29:47.680 We've invaded, like...

00:29:48.940 We've gone...

00:29:50.060 I mean, we invaded Iraq.

00:29:52.000 We invaded Afghanistan. 0.99

00:29:54.360 You know, and then we did a ton of shit in Libya and Syria and, you know, in South America and Somalia. 0.99

00:30:00.840 So, like, to say that, like, to criticize any other country for doing anything like that. 0.98

00:30:06.480 I mean, remember... 0.97

00:30:07.740 I mean, we just airstriked, like, the fucking chief general of Iran two years ago. 0.99

00:30:15.000 That's, like, insane. 0.99

00:30:16.940 I mean, that...

00:30:17.520 And people don't realize who Soleimani was, but it would be, like...

00:30:21.120 It would have been, like, Russia airstriking General Patton while he was still alive right after World War II. 0.99

00:30:28.560 It would have been, like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.97

00:30:30.040 I mean, it's, like, such a big deal, so... 0.98

00:30:32.400 Hey, David, thanks for that.

00:30:33.700 It was the...

00:30:34.600 I always get the...

00:30:35.560 I cannot say this.

00:30:36.540 Sudetenland.

00:30:36.860 Yeah.

00:30:37.100 Yes, exactly.

00:30:38.020 Sudetenland.

00:30:39.160 And then Ofer.

00:30:40.400 Which, Ofer, by the way, I was talking to you about because you had some...

00:30:43.540 I was like, Sudan? 0.99

00:30:44.400 You had some great shit with... 1.00

00:30:46.580 You got on there... 1.00

00:30:48.620 What's her name?

00:30:49.540 Martha Bueno. 1.00

00:30:50.260 Martha Bueno put up your Twitter shit with her. 1.00

00:30:52.520 I thought that was really funny, man. 0.99

00:30:53.620 You did a great job.

00:30:54.360 And he said...

00:30:55.000 I saw it because he said, I wonder if there's any comedy clip called Chuckle Slovakia.

00:30:58.360 Chuckle Slovakia. 1.00

00:31:00.040 But, yeah, so I don't think we'd be exactly where we're at with Trump right now.

00:31:08.320 I think we'd be in a little bit better position than, like, Biden because, I mean, I think

00:31:13.020 it's much easier for the elites, I mean, that are actually running the show to use Biden

00:31:18.260 to run the show rather than using Trump to run the show.

00:31:20.460 Well, hold on, though.

00:31:20.940 One question, though.

00:31:22.320 Like, I think we might have spent more money if Trump were president.

00:31:26.840 Here's why.

00:31:27.440 Because at least now, when Biden wants to spend, you know, $1.9 trillion, that's like, are you 0.70

00:31:33.740 crazy? 1.00

00:31:34.360 That's like socialist and ridiculous. 0.99

00:31:36.880 Trump passed a $2.7 trillion bill and then a $2.4 trillion bill in the same year. 0.95

00:31:45.120 Or, now, if Biden tries to pass half of that, it's like, this is reckless.

00:31:49.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:31:50.480 Like, if Trump were still in there, if he said, like, fuck it, we're doing $8 trillion, you 0.99

00:31:55.980 know, the Democrats wouldn't be like, no, that's too much money. 0.99

00:31:58.640 They'd be like, okay.

00:31:59.260 I wonder if Trump would be, I mean, at least Trumpian enough to be like, why are we sending

00:32:05.520 so much money to Ukraine?

00:32:07.240 That's another $40 billion.

00:32:09.020 Yeah, but dude, what's the Trump way?

00:32:10.860 Complain and then sign the bill.

00:32:12.520 Like, that's what he always did.

00:32:13.860 Well, I think he promoted the bill, probably, right?

00:32:16.180 Like, this is the biggest bill in American history.

00:32:18.920 It's the greatest bill.

00:32:19.280 Oh, that's true.

00:32:19.780 He would be like, this is the greatest bill.

00:32:21.040 Dude, remember with Thomas Massey, he said we need to, like, kick him out of the Republican

00:32:24.320 Party for not signing, like, not voting for the CARES Act quickly enough or whatever.

00:32:29.760 So, I mean, I could see with spending, I could actually see, I think getting Biden is actually

00:32:35.240 a more fiscally conservative situation because then you actually have pushback and gridlock

00:32:40.540 where with Trump, there's just none.

00:32:43.360 Like, it's just like, oh, you want to spend money?

00:32:45.060 And we would still have the same, we would still have the same finger pointing about the

00:32:49.040 inflation as in, where right now the, the president, that's why I did see that he, he basically

00:32:53.680 just said this is the Republican fault because, which I don't know. 0.99

00:32:57.320 I mean, yeah, it's both their faults, like whatever, like these, both these fucking parties 1.00

00:33:01.420 suck. 1.00

00:33:02.140 But, I mean, just to put it on the Republicans, it's kind of ridiculous whenever the Democrats, 0.99

00:33:06.200 I mean, usually push bigger spending bills, but whatever.

00:33:09.680 But yeah, but to be fair, like so far still, like if you look at 2021 compared to 2020, and

00:33:15.940 I know 2020 was when COVID was kicking off and everything, so that's important to remember,

00:33:20.400 but a lot more money spent in 2020 than 2021.

00:33:24.540 So like all this thing about like the Democrats have caused all this inflation, like technically

00:33:29.700 more of it's coming from 2020 so far than 2021, like definitely Biden's made it worse.

00:33:36.340 And the other thing is like the war, like you can't blame it on Putin, but the war is

00:33:42.300 causing more inflation. 0.90

00:33:43.800 Like it's causing supply and demand to get fucked up, which causes prices to go up. 0.96

00:33:48.880 So, oh yeah. 0.94

00:33:49.500 I mean, like whenever all just money supply expansion, the craziest thing was watching.

00:33:54.200 I don't know if you saw that the, the Russian, I think it's the ruble is actually at a point

00:33:59.200 higher right now than it was previous to the war, which is just like everything they did 0.99

00:34:05.720 and all the fucking, the, the fuck the, you know, to try to fuck them over with all the 1.00

00:34:09.660 different sanctions and everything, it's just going to fuck us. 1.00

00:34:13.240 Like we just, all we did was just fuck us over. 1.00

00:34:16.220 And then like, I mean, and innocent people are dying right now. 0.99

00:34:19.440 This is really good stuff.

00:34:20.620 We should get some serious podcasts and use it, use this content. 1.00

00:34:24.280 Oh, fuck off. 1.00

00:34:26.460 Wait, so this is a good time to pull up fucking pirate eye, fucking Crenshaw's tweet. 1.00

00:34:32.360 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:34:33.040 That was, it was pretty funny because that one, so yeah, pull it up toad. 1.00

00:34:36.620 And that's why, uh, Reed has fucked Crenshaw right now because Dan Crenshaw, the, you know, 0.98

00:34:41.560 the biggest neocon in the world had to respond to Chig Bungus today. 1.00

00:34:47.000 I thought it was because Reed likes a skull fucking people in their eye holes. 0.99

00:34:52.720 So, well, Hey, if there's a warm hole, if you move fast enough, it gets wet. 0.99

00:34:58.460 So if there's a wet, warm hole, you gotta, you know, you gotta fill it.

00:35:02.200 So Zach Hawkins, Hey, by the way, Zach Hawkins is at episode 69.

00:35:05.000 You guys are talking politics. 0.99

00:35:06.360 I expect the hookers and blow. 1.00

00:35:07.500 What the hell? 1.00

00:35:08.620 I mean, I was hoping Clint would be here. 0.88

00:35:10.780 I don't know where the hell Clint is.

00:35:11.940 And we were going to do a, if you guys watch Legion of Skanks, I want to do a pigtails one, 0.98

00:35:16.180 but the issue becomes, uh, I mean, if top came, we might be able to, but between me and Clint,

00:35:21.620 I bet you me and him have some good stories of ugly and or fat chicks we've been. 0.99

00:35:25.000 Sure.

00:35:25.320 But, uh, Toad, we all know the issue there.

00:35:27.940 Cole was absent until marriage and he doesn't ever think about any woman other than his beautiful,

00:35:33.480 uh, pregnant wife, Liz.

00:35:35.920 Uh, and then Reed.

00:35:37.120 Besides, I do have the one, but everybody's heard my pigtail. 0.92

00:35:40.200 I feel like Reed is either like peak ball cell or he's only banged hot chicks.

00:35:45.660 Like, like it's one of the two. 1.00

00:35:47.520 I like leaving the mystery open with like how much I make, what type of women I fuck. 1.00

00:35:53.680 It's kind of fun. 0.96

00:35:54.460 It would, it would be pretty cool to talk about.

00:35:56.160 I posted that, um, that poll that said, do you have nudes currently on your phone?

00:36:01.940 And 69%, which I thought that was really funny.

00:36:04.700 69% of people said no.

00:36:07.120 And I totally, I, and it had, it got a good amount of gay. 0.70

00:36:11.840 My wife will send me nudes of other women. 0.99

00:36:14.100 Be like, look at this.

00:36:14.740 I just found this chick sent it to me.

00:36:16.460 I'm like, hell yeah.

00:36:17.520 Uh, she'll be like, you didn't, you didn't save that.

00:36:19.200 Did you?

00:36:19.600 Of course not.

00:36:20.240 No.

00:36:23.760 Which I mean, I mean, I just don't believe that 70% or 69% of like these people online

00:36:30.020 don't have nudes on their phone.

00:36:31.240 I just, and it, and it wasn't, it could be either.

00:36:32.980 It could be your own.

00:36:33.660 Not even your own.

00:36:34.680 Like, like it's weird.

00:36:35.940 A lot of people said both and I, and I, and I, I'm sorry.

00:36:40.880 I should have put that on there.

00:36:42.220 I should have included both.

00:36:43.960 I know.

00:36:44.980 To be fair.

00:36:46.980 Or everyone's been conditioned to not be that person in the comments who goes both

00:36:50.800 or whatever.

00:36:51.700 Like, but that was a, that was one of those few polls where it was actually like, where

00:36:55.700 both was included.

00:36:56.740 It needed to be done.

00:36:57.660 I would have said both, but I moved them off of my phone.

00:37:00.780 So. 1.00

00:37:02.500 You fucking. 1.00

00:37:03.040 There was a lot of people that said it's on the PC. 1.00

00:37:04.620 Dalmo's from Pornhub don't count as nudes.

00:37:07.940 That's true.

00:37:08.560 That's true.

00:37:08.740 That's true.

00:37:09.000 That's true.

00:37:09.020 That's true.

00:37:09.040 That's true.

00:37:09.340 That's true.

00:37:09.400 That's true.

00:37:09.620 From another person.

00:37:10.060 Yeah.

00:37:10.960 I mean, technically.

00:37:11.640 You don't know what nudes I get, man.

00:37:14.420 That's true, I guess.

00:37:15.660 Except for the ones you send me, right?

00:37:17.220 Yeah.

00:37:17.820 Well, you know.

00:37:18.760 And I did have somebody say it was Soy Team 6, which he's, which that dude is. 0.99

00:37:23.580 Dude, he's a sweet dick. 0.98

00:37:25.200 Dude. 0.99

00:37:27.880 Someone asked him, they were like, someone asked, oh, you have nudes?

00:37:32.240 I have a, can we see?

00:37:33.260 And I'm like, if you don't know that this guy has posted dong on the timeline.

00:37:37.020 Wait, has he posted, has Soy Team 6 posted straight up dong? 0.85

00:37:41.380 I know he did one picture once, whereas like he had the fucking, he did that thing where 0.99

00:37:45.440 he was not wearing underwear and he was just kind of holding his dick along the side 0.99

00:37:49.380 of his shorts. 0.99

00:37:49.900 I think he's, and he like was damn near, near his knee, you know?

00:37:52.780 Yeah, dude, dude had a, I mean, him and Reed could sword fight from across the room.

00:37:58.220 Like, they could, they could.

00:38:00.340 They could do it from across the country.

00:38:02.280 He really could.

00:38:03.800 He must have an awful personality, because he's a really good looking dude, and he's 1.00

00:38:07.380 got a sweet dick. 1.00

00:38:08.120 Like, it doesn't add up. 1.00

00:38:09.300 He fucking works out. 0.99

00:38:10.720 He has a good sense of humor, too. 0.99

00:38:12.960 He has a good sense of humor. 0.99

00:38:14.520 He needs to be an awful person. 1.00

00:38:15.320 He must like beat women. 1.00

00:38:16.460 I don't know. 0.98

00:38:18.740 No, we're talking about bad things.

00:38:20.180 Yeah, we're not talking about you.

00:38:21.180 Don't worry.

00:38:23.060 What's up, yo?

00:38:23.880 What's going on?

00:38:24.840 What's up? 0.93

00:38:25.000 We're talking about Sweet Dick. 0.98

00:38:26.760 Sweet Dick and Reed's Sweet Dick. 1.00

00:38:29.360 That's right.

00:38:30.220 Oh, yeah.

00:38:30.780 You guys missed it.

00:38:31.960 What a bulge.

00:38:34.060 I'm telling you.

00:38:35.360 Huge.

00:38:37.160 Which, by the way, Top, do you have nudes on your phone right now?

00:38:40.640 Nudes?

00:38:41.440 Yeah, just any nudes.

00:38:42.220 Of me?

00:38:42.600 If it be yours.

00:38:43.240 No, if it be anybody.

00:38:44.160 If anybody. 0.68

00:38:44.520 If you, wife, your own, your pecker, your wife's thingamajigs. 1.00

00:38:49.280 For some reason, your son, who shows dawn all the time, you just got a picture of it.

00:38:54.640 Did you say no, Top?

00:38:56.360 You don't have any?

00:38:57.940 No, I don't have any.

00:38:59.040 Yeah.

00:38:59.580 What?

00:38:59.860 And that's legit.

00:39:00.560 I'd tell you.

00:39:01.440 I'd tell you if I did.

00:39:02.340 Don't get me wrong, I haven't gotten nudes from my wife in a long time, but there's ones 0.96

00:39:07.560 in there from years ago. 0.99

00:39:08.580 I held on to that shit. 1.00

00:39:10.260 It's kind of emotional, you know? 1.00

00:39:12.860 No, remember, I brought this up before of, is it wrong to jerk off to old nudes of your 0.94

00:39:20.640 wife or girlfriend or something like that? 0.98

00:39:22.860 You mean from a Christian worldview perspective?

00:39:26.640 No, no, no.

00:39:27.240 You mean a woman of your wife before she was of age is what you mean. 0.99

00:39:31.460 So that was one question, but the other one was if she has been lost herself.

00:39:38.220 If she was lost.

00:39:40.920 In the chat, we got Spud saying the bulge in sweats.

00:39:44.780 Spud, this was not sweatpants.

00:39:46.580 No, she's talking about sweatpants.

00:39:48.520 That's what I was talking about.

00:39:49.260 He had sweats.

00:39:50.000 He had sweats on. 0.99

00:39:51.100 He was kind of holding his dick like a baseball bat through his pants, and you're like, holy 1.00

00:39:54.720 fuck. 1.00

00:39:55.160 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:39:56.480 No, this was like Warden pants.

00:39:57.680 Reed Davis.

00:39:58.820 Dude, he said Pecker or Decker, a new game where you compare the size of objects to Reed's

00:40:02.700 bulge.

00:40:06.280 Am I not the only one who thinks another tournament but with conspiracies would be good for June?

00:40:12.600 Jones in for June.

00:40:13.840 Alex Jones theme.

00:40:15.060 Alex Jones. 1.00

00:40:15.660 Just like weird, crazy fucking theories. 1.00

00:40:18.160 Do we have guests who are thinking these or how do we go about it? 0.99

00:40:22.520 And conspiracy opens itself well for comedy as well.

00:40:25.960 I said that I wanted to do a tournament of the best slur. 0.99

00:40:31.380 Well, Top would be good for the moon.

00:40:33.460 He's got his own opinions about the moon.

00:40:36.140 Do you think it's hollow?

00:40:39.020 I think it's hollow moon theory.

00:40:41.440 Hollow moon theory is what I'm trying to think.

00:40:44.000 Some people think the moon landing was fake.

00:40:46.900 Top thinks the moon is fake. 0.98

00:40:49.280 Yeah, there's a lot of people that think the moon is fake or it's actually constructed by aliens or some shit like that. 0.98

00:40:56.080 Now, that would be great. 0.96

00:40:57.300 Imagine moon is fake and then some other crazy conspiracy.

00:41:00.580 And we discuss both and decide which is most likely.

00:41:03.560 Here, I'll do a quick rundown right now because I literally just watched, I tweeted about this,

00:41:08.400 a nine and a half hour long video from Wendigoon about this whole conspiracy theory iceberg.

00:41:14.960 And the thing with the moon.

00:41:16.780 The holocaust has to be one of them. 1.00

00:41:18.940 Actually, well, we're not going to do obvious ones.

00:41:21.220 We're going to do ones that might be real.

00:41:23.460 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:41:24.240 So the moon one, the moon one basically is that if we're a prison planet,

00:41:29.280 which is a whole other conspiracy theory, but that the moon, because the moon is too big for our size of planet to be a moon.

00:41:39.360 We should have like a moon like a third or like a fourth of the size it is right now.

00:41:45.600 Like the moon is way too large.

00:41:46.460 There are lies on science that I don't understand.

00:41:48.360 Like they've calculated, well, and also they've calculated the volume of the moon and it is less than what it should be. 0.93

00:41:56.300 Is it how you do a dip to ass ratio?

00:41:57.420 Yeah, it's way less than what it should be. 0.93

00:41:59.860 Yeah, well, what they did, they put the moon, they put the moon in water.

00:42:02.940 Yeah.

00:42:05.180 Yeah, it's liquid displacement.

00:42:08.180 You go, here's the bubbles, here's where your leak is at.

00:42:10.580 Dude, there's so many of these and there's like the whole thing of like there's bunkers on Mars.

00:42:21.160 And like, so maybe Mars was like, like another, like if we're a prison colony, maybe our former like thing was Mars.

00:42:27.440 Dude, I like those ones.

00:42:29.100 Yeah.

00:42:29.320 Mars was the base, man.

00:42:31.220 Like forget Ancient Aliens.

00:42:34.300 Anarcha, yeah.

00:42:35.020 There's a lot of weird conspiracies about Anarcha, I know that, yeah.

00:42:37.640 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:39.020 Yeah, Flat Earth, Dave gave us some of that.

00:42:41.420 Yeah, and then you have Agartha.

00:42:42.860 Agartha is the stuff that, that's what's passed in Antarctica is Agartha, so where they can get to.

00:42:48.240 Like, Anarcha is really just where they keep the real Jews at and they just don't let you know about it. 0.88

00:42:53.040 People, some people legitimately think that the, there was, um.

00:42:56.700 The penguins are Jews, actually.

00:42:59.760 That's why they're always dressed so nice.

00:43:01.900 That's why they have huge beaks. 0.99

00:43:03.800 Yeah.

00:43:04.660 But they think that the Nazis actually did flee to, um, Antarctica.

00:43:09.460 No, they went to the moon, dude.

00:43:10.780 Haven't you seen that movie?

00:43:12.120 Yes, I have seen that.

00:43:13.140 Oh, yeah.

00:43:13.900 Iron Star, I love that, yeah.

00:43:16.220 But think about how great that'd be if we get, like, Sam Tripoli on for one of those episodes and we're just discussing, like, crazy off-the-wall ones.

00:43:21.700 And then we have to, like.

00:43:22.360 It's possible.

00:43:22.800 Can you imagine debating, like, hollow moon theory versus is Mothman real?

00:43:28.520 Like, and which is more likely.

00:43:29.660 Dude, we could 100% get Sam Tripoli because, well, Clint's going on his show, right, soon?

00:43:34.640 Yeah.

00:43:34.820 Yeah.

00:43:35.140 And then Ryan Dawson's friends with him, so we could definitely.

00:43:37.920 We all have to do it.

00:43:38.560 Okay.

00:43:39.040 You know what?

00:43:39.760 Jose, you convinced me.

00:43:40.980 We got to do.

00:43:41.920 But I'll.

00:43:43.100 Jonesy for June.

00:43:44.440 A stipulation.

00:43:45.480 I don't think it should be a tournament. 1.00

00:43:47.000 I just think it should be, like, a fucking. 0.99

00:43:48.740 I think that. 0.99

00:43:49.680 I think it should make a good structure.

00:43:50.800 It's just a conspiracy theory, June.

00:43:52.600 It's just a month for conspiracy theories.

00:43:55.220 Yeah, let's do, like, conspiracy edition of Tower Power Hour.

00:43:58.340 Yeah.

00:43:58.620 Yeah.

00:43:58.800 It's not, it's not like a, we can't do tournaments too much.

00:44:01.500 I'll tell you guys the truth.

00:44:02.600 I'm such a conspiracy.

00:44:03.740 But then it.

00:44:04.660 Go ahead.

00:44:05.620 I'm such a conspiracy theorist that I have a hard time thinking that one was, like, better

00:44:10.200 over the other.

00:44:11.440 Yeah, that's.

00:44:12.260 Yeah, you got to, like, I mean, you have to accept them all or.

00:44:16.400 I feel like that's what makes it fun, though.

00:44:18.240 You bring your mind up to this, like, crazy, fantastical place.

00:44:21.260 And you're like, all right, now let's square it with reality.

00:44:23.440 And which can I actually.

00:44:25.140 So, like, it'll be fun to start with.

00:44:27.300 I like the Truman idea because you start with trying to select the craziest ones or, like, 0.58

00:44:31.260 the most entertaining ones.

00:44:32.660 And then from there, then you're like, all right, now, which is most real?

00:44:35.560 Like, I feel like those could be fun to argue and discuss.

00:44:37.540 I already have one.

00:44:39.120 Interdimensional Bigfoot is already on the list.

00:44:41.340 Dude, I've heard that before.

00:44:42.560 No, I believe that.

00:44:43.060 I've heard big leaders as aliens.

00:44:44.220 I think Trump is still president, personally.

00:44:46.440 Like, this is all just.

00:44:47.640 That's like, yeah, he would on.

00:44:48.880 Eddie Bravo on. 1.00

00:44:50.320 Let's fucking go, dude. 0.99

00:44:51.280 Yo, Reed, you said that today. 0.99

00:44:53.000 I got that connection, too.

00:44:54.320 Eddie Bravo through Ryan, so. 1.00

00:44:56.580 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:44:57.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:58.000 Wow.

00:44:58.340 I'm telling you, man.

00:44:59.280 Do a tournament style.

00:45:00.280 I think we should start doing more.

00:45:01.500 Like, not a ton.

00:45:02.280 Like, maybe everyone in the least four or five months.

00:45:04.940 And if they get weak, we stop doing it.

00:45:07.640 Those are both future Four Horsemen guests, Eddie Bravo and Sam Tripoli.

00:45:13.440 So, we can definitely get them on here, too.

00:45:14.760 That's a banger episode.

00:45:16.080 Yeah.

00:45:16.280 Oh, Eddie Bravo is the best, man.

00:45:17.780 You got to look into it, man.

00:45:18.940 Dude, Eddie Bravo would be so fucking awesome for this. 0.99

00:45:22.580 This specific style of show, and if you're doing, like, a crazy conspiracy type theme thing on top of it, fuck yeah, he'd be perfect. 0.98

00:45:31.460 We should have Whitney Webb and Maria Farmer on to, no, I'm just kidding. 0.98

00:45:36.620 No more women. 1.00

00:45:38.040 Just egg them all. 0.98

00:45:38.980 By the way, top real quick.

00:45:39.920 They have proven that women cannot be involved in any movement. 1.00

00:45:43.020 It's just like, Jesus Christ, guys. 1.00

00:45:44.640 Like, fuck. 1.00

00:45:45.480 Top, real quick. 1.00

00:45:46.280 Nick, what is your favorite, legitimate favorite conspiracy theory?

00:45:50.200 Is it the moon?

00:45:50.560 The holocaust? 0.93

00:45:51.960 I think I think the moon.

00:45:54.340 Yeah, I think it's the moon.

00:45:56.060 Because that's, like, the training wheels.

00:45:58.620 That's the starter for everybody.

00:46:00.720 Especially, like, in our realm of libertarianism, whatever you want to call it. 0.98

00:46:05.200 Once they got you believing the moon, they fucking got you. 0.97

00:46:07.820 You'll believe anything. 0.99

00:46:09.360 That's right.

00:46:09.820 Ty, give me a break, man.

00:46:11.760 It's just so easy to, it's so easy to debunk.

00:46:15.580 Like, all that, all that stuff is super sketch.

00:46:18.860 It really is.

00:46:20.760 Like, like, we went to the moon and then we can't get back there on video saying, like, 0.98

00:46:24.760 oh, we would do it, but we destroyed the technology, all this kind of shit. 0.98

00:46:27.900 And then you think about COVID. 0.99

00:46:29.400 So people, like, with, I know, I'm going crazy.

00:46:32.060 No, I got you.

00:46:33.020 No, no, it's like, part of me is like, you know what?

00:46:35.400 I have no, like, legitimate arguments otherwise.

00:46:39.160 I'm just laughing at Jose's reaction to you.

00:46:42.420 That's the funny thing.

00:46:44.280 The best criticism I've had of the moon landing is like, well, how would you keep that a secret

00:46:49.960 between, like, all these people?

00:46:52.080 And then you look at COVID and you're like, bro, this is a conspiracy, like, crazy.

00:46:57.160 No, no, but all the COVID stuff is already coming out.

00:46:59.500 Yeah, I was going to say, the COVID stuff, people. 0.98

00:47:01.680 It's already, I mean, even the fucking. 0.76

00:47:04.200 I wish I could remember examples, but I know for a fact there have been multiple examples 0.93

00:47:07.900 of large, widespread conspiracies that we don't consider conspiracies because we're not,

00:47:12.820 like, in a certain sense, it's more grounded in reality.

00:47:15.200 So people aren't like, oh, my God, that's crazy.

00:47:17.120 But, like, I don't know.

00:47:18.120 Like, I'm trying to think of something.

00:47:19.280 MKUltra.

00:47:20.960 MKUltra's one.

00:47:22.060 Yeah, MKUltra, they had a shitload of people who knew about that.

00:47:25.540 Yes, but it came out.

00:47:26.460 It came out.

00:47:26.920 Yeah, but that's not a conspiracy.

00:47:27.920 Yeah, it came out.

00:47:28.440 It lasted very long.

00:47:29.260 It didn't last very long.

00:47:30.300 Is that still considered a conspiracy theory?

00:47:32.440 It was at one point, yes.

00:47:33.480 Well, it still kind of is.

00:47:34.780 You go talk to your army about MKUltra, they're going to look at you side up.

00:47:37.320 MKUltra, the only conspiracy about MKUltra now is how widespread it was.

00:47:42.000 Because they say that we only did it for, like, a little bit.

00:47:45.160 Dude, but you talk to normies, they still don't believe it.

00:47:47.780 It's kind of the way that things... 1.00

00:47:48.480 Normies are retarded. 1.00

00:47:49.800 Fuck normies. 1.00

00:47:50.260 But, yeah, I don't care about normies. 1.00

00:47:51.740 I just care about, like, the whole thing.

00:47:53.440 Like, I believe...

00:47:55.180 I think the moon landing was still real.

00:47:58.340 I don't...

00:47:58.620 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:48:00.280 I don't have a firm stance on the moon landing.

00:48:02.100 But, because my thing is, the cover-up would be so...

00:48:05.920 Because, look at the vaccine.

00:48:07.020 People say that, though.

00:48:07.920 People say that. 0.99

00:48:08.460 There are plenty of examples in history of times where it's been crazy shit. 0.99

00:48:12.340 And, obviously... 0.99

00:48:13.180 Dude, the vaccine, dude.

00:48:14.520 Listen, listen, listen. 1.00

00:48:16.180 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:48:16.960 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:48:17.820 Shut the fuck up, everybody. 1.00

00:48:18.760 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:48:19.820 You're never up to me, asshole. 1.00

00:48:20.460 But, okay, obviously, everyone's always going to say, oh, but we know about that. 1.00

00:48:23.760 No shit you know about that. 0.96

00:48:25.220 Because, otherwise, we would have nothing to discuss here. 0.99

00:48:27.700 Because if you say, oh, there's no way anyone could ever have this large thing that no one ever...

00:48:31.960 How do you prove that wrong?

00:48:33.420 Because it's like, as soon as you do, you're like, well, that's not true.

00:48:35.660 Because, hell, hell, hell.

00:48:36.340 What I was saying is, the vaccine, the Pfizer vaccine, they literally were going to keep that a secret for 95 years.

00:48:43.600 And it came out within six months.

00:48:46.580 Yeah.

00:48:46.880 Like, they...

00:48:47.700 Yeah.

00:48:48.080 You touch too many people.

00:48:49.320 And they touch them, like, too directly.

00:48:51.880 This was...

00:48:52.420 But, you know what?

00:48:53.020 It's also fully plotted.

00:48:54.060 Now you're talking about people.

00:48:54.940 It's gone 90 years without coming out. 0.99

00:48:56.500 They've done shit like that before. 0.97

00:48:58.060 There's plenty of stuff. 0.99

00:48:58.780 Oh, the Mandela.

00:48:59.120 Like, MKUltra, for example. 0.97

00:49:00.460 The only reason we know about it is because they fucking eventually admitted it. 0.91

00:49:05.540 It's the only reason we know. 0.87

00:49:06.720 What I wanted to say to read is that the MKUltra thing, it's conspiracy because the CIA says, like, uh...

00:49:12.080 I forgot what year.

00:49:13.460 They're like, oh, it wrapped up then.

00:49:14.980 We had no findings.

00:49:16.200 And that was that. 1.00

00:49:17.340 It's like, no the fuck you didn't. 1.00

00:49:18.460 But they went back. 1.00

00:49:19.460 It wasn't just the first time.

00:49:20.660 They went back to the moon, what, like eight times?

00:49:23.360 No.

00:49:24.080 No.

00:49:24.440 No, we couldn't go back.

00:49:26.320 Well, this is the weird thing.

00:49:27.820 So, like, with 9-11, the Saudi connection to Flight 77 is, like, admitted as being real by the government now.

00:49:38.280 Like, I mean, they've released the 28 pages from the 9-11 report directly tying the funding to the hijackers to...

00:49:45.620 Yeah, and think about how huge that is.

00:49:47.740 Think about how huge that is.

00:49:50.440 It took decades.

00:49:51.300 It affected millions of people.

00:49:53.080 And on top of that, this was in a modern era with an internet in which information got, like, dispensed so immediately.

00:50:00.120 And the idea that, like...

00:50:00.420 We went to the moon six times.

00:50:01.600 Yeah, but dude, that's what I'm saying.

00:50:03.240 Like, the thing is, it's not...

00:50:05.220 It's not...

00:50:06.740 The thing is, like, that has been known for a while.

00:50:10.120 And it's just recently been, like, fully admitted to. 0.94

00:50:12.780 But people who pay attention have known about the 28 pages for a long fucking time. 0.81

00:50:20.040 And, like... 0.76

00:50:20.760 So, I don't think the fair standard is to ask your random normie on the street, what do you think? 1.00

00:50:26.080 Because they don't know shit. 0.98

00:50:27.180 But they also don't know, like, official history about anything. 0.99

00:50:30.340 They just don't know.

00:50:30.820 Oh, Project Blooby.

00:50:31.280 Dude, Junkie Jeff, Project Blooby.

00:50:32.920 Ooh, Project Blooby is wild. 0.99

00:50:34.340 I'm not gonna lie, that freaks me to suck out. 0.59

00:50:35.820 Because part of me is like, eh, it's gonna happen. 0.97

00:50:38.160 Like, everybody's primed.

00:50:39.740 Wait, what is that?

00:50:40.420 That's not Project Blooby.

00:50:41.580 Holograms.

00:50:42.100 That's, like, crazy holograms, yeah. 1.00

00:50:43.580 Have you seen that whale in the fucking... 0.99

00:50:46.080 It jumps out of the floor in the stadium? 1.00

00:50:48.320 No, no, no.

00:50:49.180 Legitimately, no.

00:50:49.840 Blue Beam's aliens, isn't it?

00:50:51.180 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:50:51.920 I'm correct.

00:50:53.100 No, no, no, no.

00:50:53.360 Yes and no.

00:50:54.280 Wait, wait, wait.

00:50:54.620 I'll give you what it is.

00:50:55.480 Project Blue Beam was put up by a guy.

00:50:57.580 And he said that the government was going to use hologram to fake the return of Jesus Christ.

00:51:03.820 Oh.

00:51:04.400 And then they would set it up.

00:51:06.560 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:51:07.040 That is 100% what the guy originally said is that...

00:51:10.060 It's actually Project Jew Beam. 0.95

00:51:12.580 They would, like, simulate the return of Christ to set up the Antichrist and then bring in 0.97

00:51:20.280 a one-world government.

00:51:21.180 Swear to God, that's what it was about.

00:51:22.660 Dude, that'd be... 1.00

00:51:23.540 Holy shit. 0.99

00:51:24.000 That's kind of weirdly smart because they can just be like, whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1.00

00:51:28.780 They can just completely go full unhinged evil.

00:51:31.340 Like, ah!

00:51:32.260 It's like... 1.00

00:51:33.180 What's that fucking Marvel movie? 1.00

00:51:34.820 It's the end times. 1.00

00:51:36.060 Isn't that...

00:51:36.760 Don't they do that in the Star Wars...

00:51:38.520 Sorry, not...

00:51:39.100 The Spider-Man Marvel movie, isn't there the guy?

00:51:42.000 Oh, yeah, dude. 1.00

00:51:43.600 Oh, fuck, yeah. 1.00

00:51:45.160 Mysterio? 1.00

00:51:45.560 Mysterio, yeah.

00:51:46.420 Mysterio.

00:51:46.920 This is what they do.

00:51:47.900 They do, like, these foreshadowings, especially in Hollywood.

00:51:51.460 Exactly.

00:51:51.780 They present them to you?

00:51:52.600 It's crazy.

00:51:53.860 But, so, I've heard the Jesus thing, which is okay, but I feel like what would affect more

00:51:59.220 people would be, like, a fake alien invasion.

00:52:01.840 Yeah.

00:52:02.320 Yeah, that's what most people...

00:52:03.400 When people talk about...

00:52:04.420 Maybe Bluebeam...

00:52:05.340 I don't know enough about Bluebeam, but maybe it was initially the Jesus thing, but it wouldn't

00:52:10.440 surprise me.

00:52:11.060 Like, let's say Bluebeam got cooked up in the 90s.

00:52:14.000 Like, if I was some dude cooking it up, yeah, I'd be like, yeah, just tell him Jesus came

00:52:16.900 back. 1.00

00:52:17.460 But now, in, like, 2020, you're like, dog, they're gonna be like, what the fuck? 0.97

00:52:20.120 And I guess they haven't been setting up the... 0.98

00:52:21.780 I guess they haven't been setting up, like, because they were talking about the UFOs, 0.82

00:52:25.140 and they were like, yeah, we have no fucking clue what those things are. 0.65

00:52:27.120 Aliens, it seems to be make more sense. 0.99

00:52:29.160 They can be like, aliens, come down!

00:52:30.340 Oh, yeah, maybe they were lying.

00:52:31.780 You know how the Pentagon, like, admitted?

00:52:34.060 Oh, get it on!

00:52:34.080 The Pentagon said the UFOs are real, and they've been here.

00:52:37.420 Maybe that was just an intentional lie that they leaked, so that then they can have Project

00:52:42.680 Bluebeam. 0.93

00:52:43.460 I think what's really been going on is for decades, they've been flying up fucking their 0.91

00:52:47.780 weird little saucers, and they've had this technology just to slowly plant that little 0.92

00:52:52.380 seed, you know, until they gotta pull that...

00:52:54.580 Wait, did you guys hear about this in 2020?

00:52:56.580 This was in, like, November of 2020. 0.97

00:52:59.940 This Israeli friggin... 1.00

00:53:02.320 He was, like, the head of the Space Department in Israel for, like, 30 years, and he said, 0.96

00:53:07.820 there's a galactic federation, and, like, all these different planets, you know, are...

00:53:15.500 The Ashtar?

00:53:16.220 The Ashtar are part of this federation, and the only governments on Earth that know about 1.00

00:53:20.700 it are the United States and the Israeli government, but the aliens don't want Earth to join their 0.99

00:53:25.900 federation or whatever.

00:53:27.220 It was just like...

00:53:27.880 Dude, whatever you say, I believe it. 1.00

00:53:29.780 I want to say that's the Ashtars, or the fucking... 1.00

00:53:32.260 Oh, what'd they call it? 1.00

00:53:33.140 Space Jews? 1.00

00:53:34.380 No, they were...

00:53:35.180 It's still legit.

00:53:35.860 Well, if they're the space Jews, the Ashtars makes sense, so... 1.00

00:53:39.340 He said that he's seen, like, seven kinds of different aliens.

00:53:44.300 That dude.

00:53:45.480 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:46.000 Crazy.

00:53:46.440 But, dude, nothing ever came out of it.

00:53:48.180 I was waiting for, like, okay, I'm looking forward to this leak, and then Trump's coming.

00:53:50.760 It's mostly, like, oh, that's crazy.

00:53:52.720 But when you hear that, you're like, dude, that's...

00:53:54.380 If it's real, and you're Trump, and you just lost the election, and you know aliens exist, 0.95

00:53:59.420 you're not gonna, like, fucking leverage that? 0.98

00:54:01.220 Like, come on. 0.99

00:54:02.000 Even bigger conspiracy theory.

00:54:03.500 Reid, you were touching on this in the group chat.

00:54:05.360 I mean, one second. 1.00

00:54:05.940 Do you really think the president knows about that shit? 1.00

00:54:07.980 I don't think the president knows about that shit. 1.00

00:54:09.420 That's what this Israeli space fucking minister said, so I don't know. 1.00

00:54:13.400 You gotta think it's the deep state. 0.99

00:54:14.920 I don't think...

00:54:15.480 I think there's probably people behind him.

00:54:17.420 I'm not even kidding.

00:54:18.140 Like, I think there are people who, like, they probably seem like they're unimportant to

00:54:22.120 the casual observer, but they're really the one kind of behind the scenes that probably...

00:54:26.760 Dude.

00:54:27.100 They're like, no, Mr. President, you only abode at this, you know? 0.98

00:54:29.520 Richard Nixon is famously known for bringing the fucking Ralph Cramden from the Honeymooners 0.97

00:54:35.000 to Area 51 to see aliens. 1.00

00:54:37.100 And that dude's house in, like, upstate New York is shaped like a fucking UFO. 0.99

00:54:41.220 According to Clinton, though, fucking Clinton asked to know about it. 0.99

00:54:44.620 They're like, you... 0.99

00:54:45.400 They, like...

00:54:46.020 I guess he said they basically were like, no.

00:54:47.960 And he was like, what?

00:54:48.760 I'm a president.

00:54:49.580 And he's like, no.

00:54:50.580 I think that's just like, are you kidding me?

00:54:53.060 I did all this just to find that out?

00:54:55.360 And you guys are going to tell me?

00:54:56.180 Well, I guess I'm going to go...

00:54:57.220 Lorenzo has a good point.

00:54:58.100 He said some obvious conspiracy theories that are probably true.

00:55:01.680 And I think they are 100...

00:55:02.700 Well, the CIA killed JFK.

00:55:04.800 That's 100%.

00:55:06.020 Well, I don't know.

00:55:07.540 There are so many different people who could have killed him.

00:55:10.060 The CIA.

00:55:10.960 Now, the next one...

00:55:11.780 The American mob.

00:55:13.320 The Russians. 0.71

00:55:14.260 No, no, no. 0.99

00:55:14.680 So many people could have killed him.

00:55:15.360 No, no.

00:55:15.600 It was the CIA.

00:55:16.520 But I think it was probably the CIA.

00:55:17.580 The FBI killing MLK is actually proven in court.

00:55:22.740 Like, that was actually a court ruling that the FBI did kill MLK. 0.99

00:55:26.680 But, like, all the shit that they came up with was all retarded. 1.00

00:55:31.700 And they brought it to court. 1.00

00:55:33.200 The family brought it to court, I believe, in the 90s.

00:55:35.460 And won the court case that proved that the FBI killed MLK.

00:55:39.780 And they just got...

00:55:40.260 Nobody believes.

00:55:40.940 Like, if you tell somebody, like, no.

00:55:42.480 Like, they 100%.

00:55:43.400 They looked at all the facts.

00:55:44.800 And the FBI killed MLK.

00:55:47.320 Oh, I believe it.

00:55:48.260 That doesn't surprise me at all.

00:55:49.500 If you need to watch...

00:55:50.620 Go watch the Wendigoon video on it.

00:55:52.780 He wanted...

00:55:53.600 He, like...

00:55:53.780 He said started World War I.

00:55:55.240 I don't know.

00:55:55.500 I never heard of that one.

00:55:56.480 But that's...

00:55:56.980 I feel like behind World War II, there's, like, a veil for most people.

00:55:59.940 That's how it is for me.

00:56:01.000 Like, World War II, like, back behind that, I don't know a whole lot about.

00:56:04.540 So, like, World War I is just a weird...

00:56:06.220 The Zimmerman telegraph.

00:56:08.300 That... 0.99

00:56:08.620 I feel like that was fucking fake. 0.99

00:56:11.320 The Zimmerman... 0.99

00:56:12.220 Oh, the Lusitania. 1.00

00:56:13.700 Oh, that kind of shit was all fake. 1.00

00:56:14.520 You know about, like... 1.00

00:56:16.360 Yeah.

00:56:16.560 You probably know about how, like, World War I started.

00:56:19.060 Like, it was, like, a parade or something.

00:56:20.700 And they were parading...

00:56:21.760 What is it?

00:56:22.020 Archduke Ferdinand.

00:56:23.460 We already...

00:56:24.680 We already need to do this in a tournament fashion just because there's so many of them.

00:56:28.880 Yeah.

00:56:29.760 Well, to Chicago...

00:56:30.900 This is what Jose's just angling to get his way. 0.96

00:56:33.220 This is how you got sex, right? 0.86

00:56:34.300 There's so many of these. 0.53

00:56:35.320 So, we have one after the day.

00:56:36.800 We go through them, analyze them.

00:56:38.660 Like, is this funny?

00:56:39.360 Should we put in a thing?

00:56:40.480 We'll move on.

00:56:41.120 We just go deep into it.

00:56:42.300 Just since I was actually talking about it today, Top was about to bring it up.

00:56:46.380 But the Trump election thing.

00:56:48.620 So, I remember thinking in, like, October of 2020, because, like, all these riots are going on. 0.99

00:56:54.900 And we've spent so much fucking money. 0.94

00:56:56.920 It's like inflation's going to be soaring through the roof. 0.99

00:56:59.340 So, I remember thinking, like, holy shit, if I were Trump, I would not want to get reelected right now. 0.99

00:57:05.460 I'd be like, fuck this. 0.99

00:57:06.820 But he's Trump, so he can't lose and he can't act like he doesn't want to be president again. 1.00

00:57:12.740 That's pro wrestling stuff.

00:57:13.800 I was like, what do you do?

00:57:15.680 And then the election happened and then this whole thing, like, stopped the steal.

00:57:19.380 And I was like, ah, that's exactly what you do.

00:57:23.340 It's straight pro wrestling.

00:57:24.220 Like, if you've got, like, a strong face and he loses to the heel, he's got to lose to, like, a low blow or a chair shot when the ref's not looking. 1.00

00:57:33.240 This kind of shit. 0.99

00:57:34.080 So that he could still maintain his prowess. 1.00

00:57:36.960 Yeah.

00:57:37.260 And then the heel could. 0.84

00:57:38.360 It's straight pro wrestling stuff.

00:57:40.000 Dude, there's a heel.

00:57:41.140 I feel a heel turn coming back. 0.99

00:57:43.180 I wouldn't be surprised if Trump is in the next one and fucking just snags it. 0.99

00:57:47.240 Like, dude, there. 0.99

00:57:48.680 Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.

00:57:49.320 I get the, my read of the room right now is a lot of people are slowly turning on Biden.

00:57:55.020 Like, and it's, like, it's getting wild.

00:57:58.820 And a lot of people are turning on people that even support of, kind of, sort of support Biden.

00:58:04.800 Like, have you seen, like, just the response to all the Republicans who voted for this $40 billion bill?

00:58:10.520 Like, it's like, and it was most of the Republicans. 1.00

00:58:13.040 And people are like, fuck you. 1.00

00:58:15.600 Dan Crenshaw got ratioed by a dude with a fake name. 1.00

00:58:19.860 This is, which is amazing.

00:58:20.560 Chig fungus. 0.93

00:58:21.120 Yeah, we already brought it up.

00:58:22.100 Chig fungus. 1.00

00:58:22.420 And this is very anti-MAGA shit. 1.00

00:58:25.560 Like, so these people doing this stuff, like, the MAGA people see this and they go, yeah, look at these fucking faggots trying to sling back in at our fucking party. 1.00

00:58:34.280 Like, they know the Democrats are going to be shitty. 1.00

00:58:36.120 But, like, I can see this being, like, really the inspiration for the fucking Republicans to be, like, fucking, oh, we're going to take our party back and make it wild. 0.99

00:58:46.860 But, dude, that's what, they'll, they'll make the mistake of just using Trump again or, like, getting behind Trump. 0.98

00:58:52.400 Like, I got into arguments with Tho Bishop about this.

00:58:55.340 I was like, dude, you don't want the motto to be let's bring the Republican Party back to 2019. 0.99

00:59:00.820 Like, you want to be like, yo, we need to fucking clean house and get rid of every motherfucking Republican who sold us out. 0.99

00:59:08.020 And that certainly includes Trump. 1.00

00:59:09.680 Like, Trump sold you guys out big time.

00:59:12.080 So, like, I mean, I think if the Republicans are smart, they'll go with DeSantis.

00:59:17.940 And, like, I don't, I don't even want DeSantis to be president.

00:59:19.880 I know, DeSantis scares me, though. 0.99

00:59:21.800 I'm more scared of a DeSantis presidency than a fucking Trump presidency. 1.00

00:59:25.500 Can we get away from all this gay shit and talk about some more conspiracy theories? 1.00

00:59:29.000 For real. 1.00

00:59:29.580 It's episode 69.

00:59:33.340 I thought we were talking porn. 0.99

00:59:34.080 Yeah, we need to talk about, like, oh, yeah, those are fucking, like, good stuff. 0.98

00:59:37.060 Did Brandy Love ever get back to us? 1.00

00:59:38.640 Top Loves, you ever fuck the ugly chicks? 1.00

00:59:40.260 No. 1.00

00:59:41.020 You can talk about fucking ugly chicks. 1.00

00:59:43.840 Yeah, Top, you ever bang any ugly chicks? 1.00

00:59:45.720 Only 10s, bro. 0.99

00:59:48.100 Only 10s.

00:59:48.620 Only 10s.

00:59:48.740 I need Clint here. 0.99

00:59:50.640 Clint and I have to be here fucked all up. 0.99

00:59:51.940 We were going to do, like, our own pigtail segment, but basically just me and fucking Clint 1.00

00:59:55.340 talking about ugly chicks we fucked. 1.00

00:59:56.940 But it's weird if it's just me. 1.00

00:59:58.120 Have you fucked an ugly chick who had pigtails? 1.00

01:00:01.960 David, I got your DM. 1.00

01:00:04.580 I just don't know how I can fucking play this whole thing. 0.95

01:00:07.580 You got to send that to Toad. 0.93

01:00:08.940 Toad's our tech guy.

01:00:10.320 Well, I can play it.

01:00:11.620 I can play it if you want to watch it.

01:00:12.940 It's about the Las Vegas shooter.

01:00:14.480 I was literally sitting here watching it, David.

01:00:16.000 I mean, it looks pretty cool.

01:00:17.660 I mean, that's another one that's like...

01:00:19.640 It's two minutes long.

01:00:20.420 Hey, did we ever say happy birthday to Tyler Yankee?

01:00:23.560 Happy birthday, Tyler Yankee.

01:00:24.480 Happy birthday.

01:00:25.880 Well, a lot of base people having birthdays right in a row.

01:00:29.160 Except for Cole. 1.00

01:00:30.120 You know, he's kind of a faggot, but... 1.00

01:00:32.880 Yeah, David's trying to get me arrested. 1.00

01:00:35.660 It's literally a fucking thing about the Las Vegas shooter. 0.99

01:00:39.160 And like, oh, Lorenzo... 0.99

01:00:40.040 Now Lorenzo said Toad, check DMs.

01:00:42.140 It has the...

01:00:42.800 Is this like a thing now? 0.99

01:00:43.880 Everyone's just going to start DMing the shit about us during the show. 0.98

01:00:46.360 Like, show this. 0.99

01:00:47.740 Oh, Dan Bilzerian.

01:00:48.880 It has Dan Bilzerian in it. 0.98

01:00:50.180 Oh, that's so fucking funny. 0.99

01:00:51.260 What the fuck does he have to do with this? 0.99

01:00:53.780 No, I'm curious. 1.00

01:00:54.900 He killed JFK.

01:00:56.680 No, I think Dan Bilzerian was at the...

01:00:58.920 He was at the...

01:01:00.920 He was at the Grassy Knoll.

01:01:03.040 He was at the Mandalay Bay, whatever, that concert there.

01:01:06.500 And he was telling people to...

01:01:08.420 It was like...

01:01:09.540 And he said there was multiple shots.

01:01:12.720 He was like, hey, there was...

01:01:13.800 Like, multiple shooters.

01:01:14.900 And hey, there was like this.

01:01:16.040 And I know because I was a Navy SEAL.

01:01:17.740 Which, oh, that's kind of iffy anyway. 0.99

01:01:19.720 Dan Bilzerian's kind of a liar. 0.82

01:01:21.420 But, uh... 0.67

01:01:21.620 I think Reid would really get a hard-on if he, like, studied the Saudi involvement with this shooting.

01:01:28.840 Because there's some crazy stuff going on there.

01:01:30.300 Well, I haven't looked that much into it.

01:01:31.700 I know a little bit about it.

01:01:33.060 Not a ton.

01:01:34.060 That's one I haven't looked at, but...

01:01:35.420 Interesting.

01:01:35.860 Clint actually did it great, though.

01:01:38.020 Clint did it. 0.98

01:01:38.680 Oh, it's all 100% a fucking PSYOP, too. 0.99

01:01:41.760 They, I mean... 0.99

01:01:42.400 Dude, it's like...

01:01:42.880 I don't even understand it.

01:01:44.340 It makes... 1.00

01:01:44.800 It's like the most blatant fucking, like, fed shit ever. 1.00

01:01:48.480 You're like... 1.00

01:01:49.080 But it's like nothing ever came out at all.

01:01:51.440 Like, I didn't see something...

01:01:51.800 No, no, no. 1.00

01:01:52.280 The most blatant fed shit... 1.00

01:01:54.120 I mean, that one was pretty bad. 1.00

01:01:55.240 The most blatant one was that stupid shit that happened in Nashville two years ago. 1.00

01:01:59.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:59.560 Oh, yeah.

01:02:00.480 On Christmas?

01:02:01.380 Yeah.

01:02:01.700 They blew up a van on Christmas.

01:02:03.440 Yeah.

01:02:03.680 And nobody talks about it.

01:02:05.280 Right, yeah.

01:02:05.760 And it literally was...

01:02:06.960 It had a siren going off saying, please evacuate in 30 minutes.

01:02:12.020 And it was like, okay.

01:02:13.220 And let it be known, I'm a white supremacist.

01:02:15.440 And I have no idea. 0.84

01:02:16.740 Like, oh, white supremacy is such a problem in this neighborhood.

01:02:20.100 Wait, did you guys see that guy in Chicago? 0.86

01:02:22.700 What was it, last year? 0.93

01:02:23.720 He was like, I'm going to set off a dirty bomb.

01:02:25.720 And he put a video on Twitter and everything.

01:02:28.240 And then nothing happened and we never heard about him ever again.

01:02:31.460 It was Ray Epps.

01:02:32.380 Every one of these things was Ray Epps.

01:02:34.440 Dude, dude. 0.99

01:02:35.340 With the fucking liberal January 6th that's impending. 0.99

01:02:39.380 If Ray Epps shows up at the SCOTUS building with a bunch of women and he's in drag. 0.99

01:02:44.120 And he's like, let's go, ladies.

01:02:46.100 Girl power. 0.99

01:02:47.160 Then we know who he is.

01:02:48.680 Like, it's gone. 0.95

01:02:49.420 And there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it anyway. 0.93

01:02:51.920 I mean, every one of these. 0.89

01:02:53.200 I mean, there's so many, like, memory hold things.

01:02:56.020 Like I said, the van on Nashville at Christmas.

01:02:59.040 I mean, just a couple weeks.

01:03:00.240 I mean, just even the ones that not necessarily were, like, maybe fed things.

01:03:04.320 But, like, the subway shooter.

01:03:05.920 And then you have the opposite where they never stop talking about it.

01:03:07.660 Like Holocaust? 0.86

01:03:09.000 Yeah.

01:03:09.660 All the ones that are totally fake.

01:03:11.740 But, like, we were talking about this on Saturday.

01:03:16.960 The thing, the DC shooter.

01:03:19.780 That just happened.

01:03:21.460 And nobody, that was the one that had Jakob picture in his house.

01:03:25.180 Yeah.

01:03:25.340 And then he was shooting from his apartment. 0.96

01:03:26.980 Yeah, and nobody talks about it because he's black and whatever. 0.95

01:03:29.800 Nothing.

01:03:30.300 And then also, I mean.

01:03:30.760 That makes me think it was less feddy, though.

01:03:33.200 That almost seems like a natural occurrence that they were going to jump on. 1.00

01:03:36.480 And then they were like, oh, shit. 1.00

01:03:38.400 He's a black supremacist. 1.00

01:03:40.100 Just kidding. 1.00

01:03:40.680 I'm just saying things that get memory hold so quickly.

01:03:44.060 Okay.

01:03:44.380 I mean.

01:03:44.700 By the way, memory hold is what I call my spank bank.

01:03:48.740 By the way, they did not do Las Vegas to Ben.

01:03:51.040 That might be a joke, which is really funny.

01:03:53.100 Like, it is.

01:03:53.980 Well, that was a thing at the time.

01:03:55.940 That was a thing at the time.

01:03:57.500 And, um.

01:03:58.380 Oh, the New Zealand boss shooter.

01:03:59.940 That was, like.

01:04:00.520 That was crazy.

01:04:01.640 Oh, yeah.

01:04:02.220 Oh, yeah.

01:04:03.060 Did you see the live stream video of that?

01:04:04.600 She was wild.

01:04:05.560 He was. 1.00

01:04:06.160 Goddamn. 1.00

01:04:06.740 I've seen the live stream with, like, fucking music. 1.00

01:04:09.340 And they're just like. 1.00

01:04:10.560 Bah.

01:04:11.180 All right.

01:04:11.500 Him and Brady sent me this, by the way.

01:04:14.260 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:04:15.320 Let me.

01:04:15.600 Let me just.

01:04:16.120 Let me break down another conspiracy theory, which ties into why some are bigger than others.

01:04:21.000 The conspiracy theory is numerology.

01:04:23.460 So, like.

01:04:24.200 Oh, yeah.

01:04:24.840 It's not as crazy as true.

01:04:25.700 We're going real deep.

01:04:26.560 It's going deep, bro.

01:04:27.840 If you want to go, like.

01:04:28.820 Just, like.

01:04:29.160 Forget about current events.

01:04:30.220 But, like.

01:04:30.600 This is, like.

01:04:31.280 Metaphysical stuff.

01:04:32.040 Because if you think this is, like.

01:04:33.140 This whole world is a matrix.

01:04:34.560 And it runs on ones and zeros.

01:04:35.600 We're both layers now.

01:04:36.680 Yeah.

01:04:37.080 It's like.

01:04:37.460 He just signed off.

01:04:38.920 No.

01:04:39.260 That's what.

01:04:40.340 You're talking about, like.

01:04:41.140 The death code.

01:04:42.060 Or the.

01:04:43.460 You know.

01:04:44.020 Like.

01:04:44.940 All kinds of.

01:04:45.260 The despair code.

01:04:45.760 The despair code.

01:04:46.900 Yeah.

01:04:47.240 Well.

01:04:47.580 Yeah.

01:04:47.920 By the way.

01:04:49.100 Road to Providence.

01:04:50.080 I think he's right.

01:04:50.740 I think they did actually ban the bump stocks right after that.

01:04:53.160 So.

01:04:53.280 It was, like.

01:04:53.860 Mass shooting tournament.

01:04:54.840 It seemed to be what kind of pushed it over a little bit.

01:04:57.300 But I don't think they caused a mass shooting just to get rid of bump stocks.

01:05:01.460 Like.

01:05:01.760 I think it was.

01:05:02.420 I mean.

01:05:03.680 It's just moving the dial.

01:05:05.160 Everyone needs to.

01:05:06.180 Let's be real. 1.00

01:05:06.900 If they are doing this shit. 1.00

01:05:08.220 Like. 1.00

01:05:08.760 Do you think it's like.

01:05:09.660 Every single one's like a specific.

01:05:11.420 We'll get this.

01:05:12.460 It's more of just a moving the needle a little bit.

01:05:14.560 You know what I mean?

01:05:15.060 Like.

01:05:15.380 That's.

01:05:15.960 Like.

01:05:16.280 I feel like.

01:05:16.920 I don't know.

01:05:17.160 What are they more than these guys?

01:05:18.220 That was kind of a big move.

01:05:19.320 Really.

01:05:19.720 They've got to do it on a certain.

01:05:21.160 On certain dates.

01:05:21.980 They've got to do it with like a certain amount of people.

01:05:24.440 Yep.

01:05:24.720 They have to have.

01:05:25.320 9-11.

01:05:25.700 Your consent.

01:05:26.740 Yeah.

01:05:26.900 There's like. 0.99

01:05:27.400 Fucking. 0.99

01:05:28.060 Five or more. 1.00

01:05:28.900 Big.

01:05:29.200 Nine.

01:05:29.420 Like.

01:05:29.740 Big.

01:05:30.260 Nine.

01:05:30.580 Eleven's. 1.00

01:05:31.060 In the fucking. 1.00

01:05:32.000 In like history. 1.00

01:05:33.100 Like huge ones.

01:05:34.120 I forget all of them.

01:05:35.080 But they're like huge.

01:05:36.040 Lawless.

01:05:36.400 Lawless posted a thing that I saw.

01:05:37.660 That it was.

01:05:39.260 If you go look at Normandy.

01:05:41.660 They did it on the sixth day.

01:05:43.380 Of the sixth month.

01:05:45.180 And.

01:05:45.640 At 6 a.m.

01:05:46.540 In the morning.

01:05:47.440 And then like.

01:05:48.240 And it was.

01:05:48.500 It makes you wonder.

01:05:49.380 Is this some like weird.

01:05:50.560 How many times.

01:05:51.180 Where they're like.

01:05:51.500 Sacrificing people at certain times.

01:05:53.580 How many times did we.

01:05:54.360 Land on the moon coal.

01:05:56.060 Six times.

01:05:57.280 All right.

01:05:57.720 That's a conspiracy.

01:06:01.080 Within a conspiracy.

01:06:01.820 Yeah.

01:06:01.960 It was six times.

01:06:03.380 Yeah.

01:06:03.580 Which by the way.

01:06:04.100 If you look it up.

01:06:04.800 I found this really funny.

01:06:06.440 It says that we landed.

01:06:07.600 On the moon.

01:06:08.400 Six times.

01:06:09.240 And it was.

01:06:09.820 And it was 12.

01:06:10.920 And it was like.

01:06:11.560 And 12 astronauts.

01:06:12.600 And then in parentheses.

01:06:13.460 It says all men. 0.90

01:06:14.860 And I just thought.

01:06:15.520 That was really funny to me.

01:06:16.480 We should totally do an Oklahoma City episode once with Scott.

01:06:20.320 That would be fun.

01:06:21.400 Like.

01:06:21.900 I've always wanted to bring Scott on.

01:06:23.440 But he's like.

01:06:24.440 He would kind of.

01:06:25.740 I feel like it'd be hard.

01:06:26.920 With our style of show.

01:06:28.140 For what Scott does.

01:06:29.400 But for something like.

01:06:30.460 Like crazy.

01:06:31.520 He's pretty bass.

01:06:32.700 Like Oklahoma City.

01:06:34.060 We could have.

01:06:35.340 We could have fun with that.

01:06:37.020 And make it weird and wild.

01:06:38.380 You know what I mean.

01:06:38.680 Oh.

01:06:39.080 OKC.

01:06:39.820 And Waco.

01:06:40.720 Or Waco.

01:06:41.020 Hey Top.

01:06:41.340 What do you feel about like.

01:06:43.120 We should have got an honor.

01:06:45.400 Sacred geometry.

01:06:46.480 I know.

01:06:46.820 I want to go back to numerology real quick.

01:06:48.740 Well numerology and sacred geometry are almost the same.

01:06:50.680 Like sacred geometry. 0.99

01:06:51.200 The weird shit about it. 0.99

01:06:51.840 Is it. 0.99

01:06:52.660 It makes you wonder like.

01:06:54.060 Are the. 1.00

01:06:54.420 Like the fucking lizard people. 1.00

01:06:55.840 Elite's just sacrificing us. 1.00

01:06:57.920 Us cows.

01:06:58.940 At like.

01:06:59.380 Well I'll tell you.

01:07:00.280 I'll tell you this.

01:07:01.320 Yeah.

01:07:01.700 So open their demon pearls or whatever.

01:07:03.480 Yes.

01:07:03.660 As somebody who's a musician.

01:07:06.400 Oh ironically.

01:07:07.500 Also an artist.

01:07:08.720 Like I.

01:07:09.060 So I work with like light.

01:07:10.460 And grab. 0.99

01:07:10.980 And color.

01:07:11.720 And sound.

01:07:13.100 If you.

01:07:13.560 If you play an A note.

01:07:14.600 Right.

01:07:15.020 The A note vibrates.

01:07:16.120 It's 440 hertz per second.

01:07:17.760 And that's what makes it an A.

01:07:18.920 And then you subdivide it.

01:07:20.060 220 or 880.

01:07:21.480 And that will make it the same pitch.

01:07:23.540 But when you see a color.

01:07:25.340 Like.

01:07:25.600 Like Reed's wearing a red shirt.

01:07:26.980 The color is not necessarily a color.

01:07:29.040 But.

01:07:29.620 It's just vibrating.

01:07:30.860 So yeah.

01:07:31.220 I'm perceiving it as.

01:07:32.500 Like almost red.

01:07:33.080 But it's vibrating a certain amount of time.

01:07:34.720 So your eyes see it that way. 0.99

01:07:36.280 So it's all fucking numbers. 0.99

01:07:38.000 So when you're talking about like. 0.99

01:07:39.760 Sacred.

01:07:40.080 That's why you can do a circle.

01:07:42.140 You know the color circle.

01:07:43.500 It has like.

01:07:44.380 Like all the colors like this.

01:07:45.620 If you go directly across in a triangle.

01:07:48.400 The way it's.

01:07:49.180 The way it's designed.

01:07:50.660 Those are.

01:07:51.200 But yeah.

01:07:51.520 But those are complementary colors.

01:07:52.760 And they go with each other naturally.

01:07:54.200 No matter which one you're choosing.

01:07:56.320 And it's the same thing with the circle of fifths. 0.81

01:07:58.320 Which Reed I'm sure you know about.

01:08:00.180 Yeah.

01:08:00.720 It's.

01:08:01.120 It's some weird.

01:08:02.280 Crazy.

01:08:03.280 Numerology. 1.00

01:08:04.040 Shit. 1.00

01:08:04.420 Which that could. 1.00

01:08:05.100 And it's.

01:08:05.440 That's either a thing of.

01:08:06.700 I mean.

01:08:06.960 There's.

01:08:07.220 There's multiple.

01:08:07.980 That's either an intelligent design thing.

01:08:10.280 Which there was.

01:08:10.840 I mean.

01:08:11.160 You can.

01:08:11.680 That's what.

01:08:12.240 I mean.

01:08:12.440 A lot of Christians.

01:08:13.260 And.

01:08:14.100 You probably know this.

01:08:15.020 A lot of Christians believe like.

01:08:16.220 Hey. 1.00

01:08:16.420 All this shit. 1.00

01:08:17.020 That kind of. 1.00

01:08:17.460 See you see patterns.

01:08:18.360 That's because.

01:08:18.860 It's just intelligent design.

01:08:20.280 But that could also mean. 0.99

01:08:21.180 We're in a fucking metric. 0.99

01:08:21.840 That's a good one. 1.00

01:08:22.900 Yeah.

01:08:23.300 We could be in a.

01:08:23.880 Nukes being fake is 100%.

01:08:25.260 Yeah.

01:08:25.640 That's.

01:08:26.080 Flight 77. 0.98

01:08:27.000 That's one that kind of mind fucks me. 0.99

01:08:28.640 Because you're like. 0.98

01:08:29.700 They're used so infrequently.

01:08:31.300 That it actually is like.

01:08:32.080 I don't know.

01:08:32.620 I could.

01:08:32.920 You bring up.

01:08:34.040 You can.

01:08:35.000 I can show you.

01:08:35.980 There was.

01:08:36.340 There's a cool.

01:08:36.940 The one.

01:08:37.440 Windy Goon talks about this.

01:08:38.520 Because it's in the.

01:08:39.220 Conspiracy Theorist Iceberg.

01:08:41.380 It was.

01:08:42.220 He was showing.

01:08:43.120 A bunch of pictures.

01:08:44.260 And he was like.

01:08:44.840 Which one of these was the nukes.

01:08:46.180 Like the.

01:08:46.780 Of Hiroshima or Nagasaki.

01:08:47.660 He's like.

01:08:48.040 It was none.

01:08:48.780 This is all Tokyo.

01:08:49.660 After fire bombings.

01:08:50.960 And it all.

01:08:51.600 They all look the same.

01:08:52.960 It was just like.

01:08:53.540 Did we actually nuke.

01:08:54.740 Hiroshima.

01:08:55.180 Or did we.

01:08:55.520 I mean.

01:08:56.380 No actually.

01:08:57.080 Everyone wants to like.

01:08:58.420 Be sure that we're not a group of intellectuals.

01:09:00.640 Like if you ever think.

01:09:01.700 Have any claim whatsoever.

01:09:02.680 That we think we're big.

01:09:04.200 Smarty McSmart pants.

01:09:05.500 Watch this episode.

01:09:06.280 And be like.

01:09:07.400 Yeah.

01:09:07.660 They're very clearly.

01:09:09.240 I'm sure all of these things.

01:09:10.840 We brought up.

01:09:11.300 Oh.

01:09:11.620 I just want to.

01:09:12.560 Easily disproved. 0.99

01:09:13.960 We're just retarded. 0.88

01:09:15.580 Let's just put this out there. 0.97

01:09:16.780 This is all satire.

01:09:18.140 We're just making fun of things.

01:09:19.700 None of this is real.

01:09:20.840 I believe it's all real.

01:09:22.520 I believe every word of it.

01:09:24.280 We're all just having a little fun over here.

01:09:26.620 On Tower Power Hour.

01:09:27.940 None of what we're saying is true.

01:09:29.680 Or we believe it at all.

01:09:31.640 Wars are satanic rituals to open demonic portals.

01:09:34.620 There are no such thing as.

01:09:36.800 Lizard people.

01:09:37.760 That run the government.

01:09:38.500 In the world.

01:09:39.300 That is totally false.

01:09:41.000 Totally.

01:09:41.720 Are satanic rituals.

01:09:42.620 Lizard people trying to get back to their kind.

01:09:44.320 Is that stuff.

01:09:45.040 Is that conspiracy theory.

01:09:46.360 Like demonic possession.

01:09:47.680 Would we consider that.

01:09:49.420 Conspiracy theory.

01:09:50.240 Or is that like.

01:09:50.660 You're an atheist. 0.76

01:09:51.320 I guess it is.

01:09:52.680 I think it's true.

01:09:54.340 I think it's true too.

01:09:55.640 I mentioned it to a co-worker today.

01:09:57.180 I was like.

01:09:57.840 I said something.

01:09:58.640 I was like.

01:09:59.600 The demons that run us.

01:10:00.840 And I was like.

01:10:01.160 When I say demons.

01:10:01.960 Like run our country.

01:10:03.060 I legitimately believe.

01:10:04.360 That demons run our country.

01:10:06.080 And he was like.

01:10:06.680 Dude.

01:10:07.260 I understand.

01:10:08.240 He was like.

01:10:08.560 I'm on your level.

01:10:09.080 I had Andrew from Popular Liberty.

01:10:11.260 Actually.

01:10:12.080 He messaged me.

01:10:12.840 And asked me this.

01:10:13.660 He was like.

01:10:14.580 Hey.

01:10:14.740 I can understand not believing in God.

01:10:16.900 But I can't understand not believing in demons.

01:10:20.040 And so I got to do a serious conversation with him.

01:10:22.080 And I was like.

01:10:22.400 Well.

01:10:23.100 I actually think that there's a higher likelihood that demons exist than God.

01:10:27.720 And he was like.

01:10:28.200 Really?

01:10:28.540 How's that possible?

01:10:29.460 And I was like.

01:10:29.940 Well.

01:10:30.440 See.

01:10:30.640 God is kind of specific.

01:10:32.020 At least in the way you're describing it.

01:10:33.520 Like God means like an intelligent creator.

01:10:36.020 Some sort of top down structure.

01:10:38.560 Guy who's running everything.

01:10:40.260 Definitely a man.

01:10:41.340 That's pretty.

01:10:42.020 Yeah.

01:10:42.440 Well.

01:10:43.020 I don't know.

01:10:43.440 He might be a woman. 0.80

01:10:44.220 Based on how this works.

01:10:45.140 Probably a genu. 1.00

01:10:46.360 Huge reed like penis. 1.00

01:10:48.480 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:49.280 But I was telling him like.

01:10:50.940 The idea of there being spirits.

01:10:53.900 Or some metaphysical realm.

01:10:56.040 Versus like believing in the Bible.

01:10:58.260 Or like an intelligent creator or whatever.

01:11:01.240 Are two very different questions.

01:11:02.720 That we don't ever separate in our minds.

01:11:04.760 Like.

01:11:05.800 The idea of there being a metaphysical realm.

01:11:08.700 Is completely open.

01:11:10.140 Like.

01:11:10.460 And the more vague you are about it.

01:11:11.980 The less antagonistic.

01:11:13.980 Toward it I am.

01:11:15.000 Because.

01:11:15.500 I don't know.

01:11:16.300 Like if you're going to say.

01:11:17.240 There are.

01:11:18.560 There is something else out there.

01:11:20.360 There is some.

01:11:21.860 You know.

01:11:22.540 Plane that isn't.

01:11:23.900 The physical.

01:11:24.760 Like.

01:11:25.300 That's such a vague statement.

01:11:26.640 It's such an open-ended question.

01:11:28.700 Yeah.

01:11:29.020 Demons could mean so many things.

01:11:31.400 Like we were kind of talking.

01:11:32.780 Let's. 1.00

01:11:33.180 Let's say DMT does open fucking demonic portals. 0.99

01:11:35.940 And there is no God. 0.99

01:11:36.840 And that's really. 0.99

01:11:37.820 Like whatever the other fucking dimension is. 0.98

01:11:39.980 Like those. 1.00

01:11:40.700 Whatever those fucking entities could be. 1.00

01:11:42.300 That could be what we're referring to as demons. 1.00

01:11:43.920 Well.

01:11:44.420 I don't think.

01:11:44.800 Although I don't think that's the case.

01:11:45.940 But you know.

01:11:46.960 DMT and like Ayahuasca.

01:11:48.400 I firmly believe that they don't open demonic portals.

01:11:52.780 I'm a.

01:11:53.660 Well.

01:11:54.120 Just.

01:11:54.360 Go ahead.

01:11:54.900 I know. 1.00

01:11:55.260 Crazy women's pussies. 1.00

01:11:56.540 I think. 1.00

01:11:57.660 I think we live in like.

01:11:59.160 So this is something else that like Stephen King has wrote about.

01:12:01.620 Then they made movies about it.

01:12:04.200 By the way.

01:12:04.840 He stands with Nina Yankovic.

01:12:06.340 He said so today on Twitter.

01:12:07.740 I was like.

01:12:08.260 Yeah.

01:12:08.700 Thanks man.

01:12:09.880 But.

01:12:10.080 But just like it.

01:12:10.920 So that's another conspiracy.

01:12:11.880 Like an arm of.

01:12:13.400 An arm of the CIA.

01:12:14.400 That kind of releases the truth through these.

01:12:17.320 These weird means.

01:12:19.040 And he.

01:12:19.380 You know.

01:12:19.600 He.

01:12:19.780 He's rewarded with his book sales.

01:12:22.680 But.

01:12:23.640 I think you could be like.

01:12:25.000 All right.

01:12:25.160 So why did the Aztecs choose a certain spot to do these.

01:12:28.640 These ritualistic beheadings and taking their heart out.

01:12:31.860 Why is Bohemian Grove where it's at.

01:12:34.880 You know.

01:12:35.100 Why.

01:12:35.520 Why do they.

01:12:36.380 People choose certain.

01:12:37.900 Laylines.

01:12:38.180 Parts of the world.

01:12:39.880 What was that?

01:12:40.660 Laylines.

01:12:41.640 Yes.

01:12:42.480 Yeah.

01:12:43.040 Yeah.

01:12:43.280 Yeah.

01:12:43.360 Things like that.

01:12:44.440 And then.

01:12:44.960 I feel like there's like.

01:12:46.340 At any given time.

01:12:47.200 If you take some of these drugs.

01:12:48.520 Like.

01:12:49.140 I don't.

01:12:49.540 I don't.

01:12:49.900 I think that they just open up your mind to the curtain behind of what's going on in your current reality.

01:12:54.300 I.

01:12:54.920 Well.

01:12:55.420 I had.

01:12:55.920 I actually had a.

01:12:57.000 Stranger things.

01:12:57.820 Sorry.

01:12:58.140 Stranger things.

01:12:59.120 I actually did have a pastor at one point that was just like.

01:13:02.740 He was like.

01:13:03.280 I legitimately believe that taking drugs will open your mind up to the spirit.

01:13:07.180 Like.

01:13:07.540 If you.

01:13:07.960 If you believe it.

01:13:08.640 Right.

01:13:08.800 The spiritual world.

01:13:09.800 Like.

01:13:09.940 What you're seeing.

01:13:10.740 Is like.

01:13:11.100 The spirit.

01:13:11.360 Like.

01:13:11.760 We have a.

01:13:13.100 Cover.

01:13:14.000 And then.

01:13:14.340 But there are things that can remove that veil.

01:13:16.520 And now we're looking at like this.

01:13:17.960 Like.

01:13:18.420 Thing that we're.

01:13:19.420 Not necessarily.

01:13:20.300 Necessarily supposed to be looking at.

01:13:21.820 Which if.

01:13:22.280 I mean.

01:13:22.420 If you kind of.

01:13:23.740 Take like.

01:13:24.300 What they talk about.

01:13:24.800 The clockwork elves.

01:13:26.180 On DMT.

01:13:27.340 And then just apply that to the bible.

01:13:29.080 And you're just like.

01:13:29.740 These people.

01:13:30.180 They're like.

01:13:30.600 They're really confused.

01:13:31.340 How you can see them.

01:13:32.240 And interact with them.

01:13:33.320 They're not like.

01:13:34.780 Evil.

01:13:35.780 But like.

01:13:36.160 They're just like.

01:13:36.740 And they'll.

01:13:37.140 But they're like.

01:13:37.840 You can.

01:13:38.440 Everybody sees them.

01:13:39.520 And like.

01:13:39.780 And there's only.

01:13:41.360 You can be like.

01:13:41.800 Okay.

01:13:41.920 Those are angels.

01:13:42.640 It's.

01:13:43.380 Yeah.

01:13:43.700 Do you pull.

01:13:44.020 So.

01:13:44.540 Stephen King.

01:13:45.480 He.

01:13:45.800 He talks about it in his books.

01:13:47.400 As a thinnie. 0.97

01:13:48.380 Where there's like.

01:13:49.120 Certain spots in the.

01:13:50.120 In the earth.

01:13:50.600 You can kind of walk through.

01:13:52.000 And you're on like.

01:13:53.160 Now you're in like.

01:13:54.000 A backwards dimension of it.

01:13:56.200 Still in the same spot.

01:13:57.180 But like.

01:13:58.160 Yes.

01:13:58.480 If that makes any sense.

01:13:59.720 I'm a big fan of that.

01:14:00.720 And I really do think.

01:14:01.620 That that's true.

01:14:02.260 Because.

01:14:03.600 I know.

01:14:03.920 There's a lot of evidence.

01:14:04.980 Why would somebody.

01:14:06.100 Why would.

01:14:06.540 That's where.

01:14:07.560 That's where the.

01:14:08.640 What's it called.

01:14:09.380 The.

01:14:09.740 Mandela effect comes in.

01:14:11.640 Because you could be.

01:14:12.340 Yeah.

01:14:12.800 Literally going into another dimension.

01:14:14.480 That is exactly like this dimension.

01:14:15.860 Except.

01:14:16.380 One thing is off.

01:14:17.440 Another great conspiracy theory.

01:14:19.080 CERN.

01:14:19.700 How did we get the Mandela effect.

01:14:21.240 With their. 1.00

01:14:21.420 Fuck. 1.00

01:14:21.960 Oh god. 1.00

01:14:23.100 Highlighter.

01:14:24.360 When it. 1.00

01:14:25.000 When did shit start fucking up. 1.00

01:14:26.560 In 2011. 1.00

01:14:27.600 Everything since 2011.

01:14:28.800 Has been really weird.

01:14:29.560 And the weirdest part about that.

01:14:31.200 Was that there was a.

01:14:32.960 Huge like.

01:14:33.900 Earthquake or crash.

01:14:35.020 Or something like that.

01:14:35.600 That happened.

01:14:36.480 An hour before they were going to shoot.

01:14:38.640 Or like a couple days.

01:14:39.540 Before.

01:14:39.840 And they had to do all this stuff.

01:14:41.500 And then they figured out that.

01:14:43.000 Oh by the way.

01:14:43.580 Whenever we smash atoms.

01:14:45.280 And like.

01:14:45.700 It makes ripples in time.

01:14:47.760 That will actually go back in time. 1.00

01:14:49.160 And like cause shit. 0.99

01:14:50.500 And it was just like. 1.00

01:14:51.340 Oh.

01:14:51.620 So then like.

01:14:52.160 You know.

01:14:52.940 We.

01:14:53.100 Then we did shoot it afterwards.

01:14:54.500 And oh god. 1.00

01:14:55.140 It's fucking. 0.99

01:14:55.660 Oh by the way. 1.00

01:14:57.180 Real quick.

01:14:57.880 David did bring up.

01:14:58.580 He said.

01:14:58.800 Talk about the missing people.

01:14:59.920 In the state parks.

01:15:00.500 In the cave systems. 0.99

01:15:01.900 100 fucking percent. 0.99

01:15:04.060 The. 0.99

01:15:04.440 I.

01:15:04.540 I legitimately believe in.

01:15:05.740 In hollow earth.

01:15:06.440 That's just Brian Laundrie.

01:15:08.420 Guys like that.

01:15:09.200 I'm not familiar with that.

01:15:10.340 What's this.

01:15:10.860 What's the hollow.

01:15:11.580 How does the hollow earth tie into that?

01:15:13.760 Hollow earth is legitimately.

01:15:14.960 That there is.

01:15:15.920 The cave system.

01:15:16.700 Isn't just like.

01:15:17.260 Oh.

01:15:17.480 There's a big cave.

01:15:18.240 It's literally that the earth.

01:15:19.920 Like.

01:15:20.280 That we have so much water in the world.

01:15:23.980 But for some reason.

01:15:24.880 We were taught.

01:15:25.480 That it's just solid.

01:15:26.820 All the way down.

01:15:27.880 Like.

01:15:28.320 There's nothing underneath.

01:15:29.420 It's just solid.

01:15:29.980 All the way down to the core.

01:15:31.040 It's just all solid rock.

01:15:32.500 Except for that.

01:15:33.320 We have.

01:15:33.700 You know.

01:15:33.980 Huge cave systems.

01:15:34.780 That aren't.

01:15:36.400 Actually all the way.

01:15:37.460 We.

01:15:37.660 We know less about the caves.

01:15:39.140 Than I think we do about the ocean.

01:15:40.760 Like.

01:15:41.200 There's less of the caves explored.

01:15:42.700 Than the ocean.

01:15:43.260 And all this stuff.

01:15:44.080 And there's like.

01:15:45.260 They was.

01:15:45.660 They call it Agartha.

01:15:46.740 It's a place underneath the earth.

01:15:48.660 And that maybe there's people there.

01:15:50.400 That's where like the.

01:15:51.640 Giants live. 1.00

01:15:52.560 Or that's where the fucking. 1.00

01:15:53.660 You know. 1.00

01:15:53.940 Different.

01:15:54.280 There's like a whole thing.

01:15:55.740 Under the earth.

01:15:56.460 That isn't.

01:15:57.240 And that's where.

01:15:57.800 That's.

01:15:58.160 Antarctica is a place.

01:15:59.080 You can go to it.

01:16:00.040 Maybe.

01:16:00.500 Mount Everest.

01:16:01.320 Because all the Sherpas there.

01:16:02.800 Kind of block it off.

01:16:03.800 You can't go to certain places.

01:16:05.660 Tell me you aren't hyped. 1.00

01:16:06.700 For fucking. 1.00

01:16:08.000 A whole month of this. 1.00

01:16:09.420 Yes.

01:16:09.780 100%.

01:16:10.380 I am.

01:16:11.160 I don't know how we're going to stay focused.

01:16:13.480 Yeah.

01:16:13.840 Well.

01:16:14.020 That's what I'm saying.

01:16:14.540 Tournament style.

01:16:15.260 It's a perfect template.

01:16:16.520 To make it.

01:16:17.160 To stay focused.

01:16:18.180 And you can always.

01:16:19.040 If we do it again next year.

01:16:20.060 We can bring up other different conspiracies.

01:16:21.680 That we haven't done yet.

01:16:23.020 Oh.

01:16:23.440 Oh.

01:16:23.680 Have you heard of the.

01:16:24.680 The Dogon tribe.

01:16:26.120 Have you looked at that top?

01:16:27.640 No.

01:16:27.920 Look into the Dogon tribe dude. 1.00

01:16:29.560 Yeah.

01:16:29.760 You got to have a topic.

01:16:31.420 Pre.

01:16:32.220 Assigned.

01:16:32.700 So that we can actually research it.

01:16:34.240 Yes.

01:16:34.840 I'll.

01:16:35.340 I know.

01:16:35.620 Well that's why I'm saying.

01:16:36.380 A lot about some conspiracy theories.

01:16:38.080 I think.

01:16:38.200 I think.

01:16:38.900 Everybody should watch.

01:16:40.820 Go ahead. 0.99

01:16:41.200 Do it like we did the last fucking. 0.99

01:16:43.220 Last tournament. 0.98

01:16:44.400 So I'll watch Schindler's list to get ready for the Hall of Fame.

01:16:47.240 Yeah.

01:16:47.800 We put out.

01:16:48.560 We put out a tweet asking for their.

01:16:51.120 Their. 1.00

01:16:51.260 I'll masturbate to it. 1.00

01:16:52.420 We'll put out a tweet from the main account saying what fucking crazy conspiracy thing should 0.99

01:16:56.980 we cover in Jones and for June or whatever. 1.00

01:17:00.100 And then fucking. 0.99

01:17:01.120 We go through those. 1.00

01:17:01.800 Obviously if we have ones we want to bring to it.

01:17:03.820 And we discuss those in one episode and seed the tournament.

01:17:06.680 We're not doing a tournament.

01:17:08.140 We're doing a tournament.

01:17:08.640 It's the best way to keep it on track.

01:17:10.880 No.

01:17:11.160 Have you guys seen the episode.

01:17:12.740 You see the episode of Seinfeld where he makes out with his girlfriend old through Schindler's

01:17:16.660 list.

01:17:17.460 Oh man.

01:17:18.120 Yeah.

01:17:18.600 Yes.

01:17:19.280 And then his parents are upset about it because they're like what do you mean.

01:17:22.280 Oh such a great show.

01:17:23.700 Anyway.

01:17:23.860 What I'll say is I think everybody on the show has to watch the nine and a half hour

01:17:28.780 Windigoon episode.

01:17:31.240 If you'll do it tournament style.

01:17:32.840 Sure.

01:17:33.820 Because.

01:17:34.380 Because.

01:17:34.660 Because.

01:17:34.900 It does go over everything and you can just pick out one you like.

01:17:38.440 It goes over.

01:17:39.060 I mean he goes over all of it and he just gives a little short thing on it and is and

01:17:43.160 you don't have to watch it.

01:17:44.040 You can just listen to it.

01:17:45.060 It's just great.

01:17:45.880 Yeah.

01:17:46.180 Send us all the link.

01:17:47.160 I will commit to that as long as you make this tournament style.

01:17:49.700 I think tournament style is the way to go.

01:17:50.820 No.

01:17:50.840 Not tournament style. 1.00

01:17:51.860 Fuck you. 1.00

01:17:52.660 You even brought up that we're not going to stay on track. 1.00

01:17:54.840 This is a way to keep it on track.

01:17:56.060 You have a specific.

01:17:57.240 You have a set of things you're doing every episode.

01:17:59.460 And we're awful about planning. 0.98

01:18:01.080 So the great thing about fucking the tournaments is it keeps us honest. 0.98

01:18:03.720 Or the well the conspiracy theory will be our guest. 0.98

01:18:07.660 And if we do get a guest then we could just.

01:18:09.980 I think we should pick like two conspiracy theories.

01:18:12.620 Although we might.

01:18:13.960 I don't know.

01:18:15.520 That's.

01:18:15.820 I don't know.

01:18:16.040 I'm down for doing like 10 of them.

01:18:17.500 Who cares.

01:18:17.820 Who cares.

01:18:18.680 Eight probably.

01:18:20.700 I'll give the rundown on the Dogen tribe.

01:18:23.080 So there was a tribe.

01:18:24.180 There was a tribe in Africa that basically had no connection to the outside world.

01:18:29.700 So then these like explorers came and found it.

01:18:31.980 Oh that's just Black Panther. 0.80

01:18:34.360 Well it kind of.

01:18:36.000 A little bit like Black Panther. 0.84

01:18:37.280 So what they said is like.

01:18:38.560 They were like.

01:18:39.080 Yes.

01:18:39.360 Back in our history.

01:18:40.500 We have that these aliens came down.

01:18:42.180 Or like this.

01:18:42.820 Beings came down.

01:18:44.020 And they gave us all this information.

01:18:46.000 So they.

01:18:46.380 They learned that the earth is round.

01:18:48.700 And that they're.

01:18:49.680 They were like different stuff about the stars.

01:18:51.840 Ancient alien theory.

01:18:52.800 Yeah.

01:18:53.640 And they. 1.00

01:18:54.080 And like they said all this shit. 1.00

01:18:56.080 Which they. 1.00

01:18:56.720 There was no way they could have known.

01:18:57.840 Because like the outside world.

01:18:59.180 They had no contact with the outside world.

01:19:01.460 And then they were also like.

01:19:02.860 You know.

01:19:03.220 They would talk about other things that happened.

01:19:05.900 And they're like. 0.98

01:19:06.200 How the fuck do you know about that? 0.98

01:19:07.420 Or like they would do. 0.99

01:19:08.520 I mean.

01:19:08.980 It is.

01:19:10.240 Legit.

01:19:10.720 Like when you start looking into it.

01:19:12.040 With.

01:19:12.320 At least.

01:19:12.680 It's called the Dogen tribe. 0.89

01:19:13.580 Just look it up.

01:19:14.440 It's pretty wild.

01:19:16.220 The things that they knew about.

01:19:17.940 Which doesn't make any sense.

01:19:19.120 How they would know about it.

01:19:21.540 But.

01:19:22.100 I mean.

01:19:22.400 Things that.

01:19:23.280 What was.

01:19:23.720 There was one really big one though.

01:19:25.360 I can't remember exactly what they.

01:19:27.200 But I mean.

01:19:27.920 And the same thing happened.

01:19:28.840 The way they described certain.

01:19:31.080 The aliens.

01:19:31.940 What they look like.

01:19:32.880 There was a bunch of Sumerian.

01:19:35.260 Like hieroglyphics.

01:19:36.780 That look exactly like that.

01:19:38.980 Like.

01:19:39.320 They actually carved out. 1.00

01:19:41.060 The same fucking kind of dudes. 1.00

01:19:42.760 That looked the same. 1.00

01:19:43.340 Which same thing with like pyramids and shit. 0.98

01:19:45.000 Like. 0.98

01:19:45.180 Why are there pyramids all over the world?

01:19:46.980 That you know.

01:19:48.120 Every.

01:19:48.240 Spud said CIA.

01:19:50.180 CIA and remote viewing.

01:19:51.480 Have you guys ever watched.

01:19:52.740 The Men Who Steared Goats? 0.60

01:19:54.240 Yeah.

01:19:54.540 Yeah.

01:19:54.740 Yeah.

01:19:55.100 Yeah.

01:19:55.400 Yeah. 0.89

01:19:55.740 That movie is so fucking funny. 0.84

01:19:57.920 Because it is just like. 0.95

01:19:59.080 Apparently they legit did. 1.00

01:20:00.760 In the fucking. 1.00

01:20:01.480 In the. 1.00

01:20:02.640 Yeah.

01:20:02.900 They did.

01:20:03.220 Starry Goats.

01:20:04.160 They did.

01:20:04.920 No.

01:20:05.200 They did. 1.00

01:20:05.480 They did the fucking. 1.00

01:20:06.160 They had like an occult fucking like shit. 1.00

01:20:08.100 The military was working on. 1.00

01:20:09.580 And it's hilarious. 0.99

01:20:10.340 And this is like actually shit. 1.00

01:20:11.700 They were fucking with. 1.00

01:20:12.500 They were like. 1.00

01:20:13.320 Trying to figure out remote viewing. 0.80

01:20:15.380 And like making people trip balls.

01:20:16.960 And seeing if they could read minds. 0.99

01:20:18.660 Just weird shit like that. 0.99

01:20:19.780 There's a guy. 0.99

01:20:20.780 There was a guy that.

01:20:22.220 Back in the 90s.

01:20:23.140 Said he could.

01:20:25.700 He could astral project.

01:20:27.920 And what he.

01:20:28.320 And he figured out a way.

01:20:29.640 To astral project.

01:20:30.680 And then.

01:20:31.500 Project onto a screen.

01:20:33.220 What he was seeing.

01:20:34.220 As he's actually.

01:20:34.880 So that was this whole thing.

01:20:36.220 Well.

01:20:36.880 Apparently he died.

01:20:38.460 While he was doing it.

01:20:39.740 Apparently he stayed in too long.

01:20:40.580 He died while he's doing it.

01:20:41.880 And then he astral projected.

01:20:43.660 Onto the screen.

01:20:44.880 What heaven looked like.

01:20:46.700 For like a couple.

01:20:47.480 Yeah.

01:20:47.780 No.

01:20:47.980 No.

01:20:48.140 No.

01:20:48.600 Yeah.

01:20:48.880 You gotta look at it.

01:20:49.380 This one's pretty crazy.

01:20:50.640 And then.

01:20:51.580 But the Catholic Church.

01:20:53.340 Came and stole the tape.

01:20:55.440 And has it hidden in a vault. 1.00

01:20:56.900 In fucking Rome. 1.00

01:20:58.320 Yeah dude. 1.00

01:20:58.800 I mean.

01:20:58.980 If you think about the Vatican.

01:21:00.000 It is kind of weird.

01:21:01.180 The Vatican is very weird.

01:21:03.000 Vatican gets weird.

01:21:04.440 So it had.

01:21:05.080 It had.

01:21:05.320 It had.

01:21:06.440 It had.

01:21:07.480 Like.

01:21:08.180 Proof of the afterlife.

01:21:09.800 That this guy.

01:21:10.420 Because apparently he could.

01:21:11.460 Asperject.

01:21:12.440 And then like.

01:21:13.160 And the.

01:21:13.740 The church heard about it.

01:21:14.920 And they were like.

01:21:15.400 Nuh-uh.

01:21:16.200 And they quit.

01:21:16.600 I mean.

01:21:16.620 It's kind of crazy.

01:21:17.640 How people will roll your eyes.

01:21:19.180 And they're like.

01:21:19.420 Oh.

01:21:19.600 There's lizard people.

01:21:20.600 Who control the world.

01:21:21.500 And they're.

01:21:22.260 Oh.

01:21:22.640 The elites. 1.00

01:21:23.320 The fucking. 1.00

01:21:23.940 The international money lenders. 1.00

01:21:25.200 Are pulling the strings.

01:21:26.200 And you're like.

01:21:27.140 And then they'll be like.

01:21:28.040 Oh.

01:21:28.200 Like.

01:21:28.300 Oh.

01:21:28.420 It's crazy.

01:21:29.020 It'll be like.

01:21:29.820 The Vatican. 0.98

01:21:30.320 Vatican is out in the motherfucking open. 0.99

01:21:32.600 And they have been around for. 1.00

01:21:33.980 Goddamn centuries. 0.98

01:21:35.300 And like. 0.99

01:21:35.600 That's just one.

01:21:36.580 And I'm not even saying.

01:21:37.480 Like.

01:21:37.640 The Vatican runs the world.

01:21:38.720 But I'm like.

01:21:39.620 Like.

01:21:39.900 They are literally like.

01:21:40.960 Out in open.

01:21:41.420 It's the wrong religion. 1.00

01:21:42.800 Yeah.

01:21:43.120 But I'm saying.

01:21:44.000 Well.

01:21:44.140 There probably are competing interests.

01:21:45.940 I don't know how the exact.

01:21:47.100 It rolls.

01:21:47.600 It goes down.

01:21:48.260 They're probably competing groups.

01:21:49.500 Or groups that work together.

01:21:50.880 But the Vatican is out in the open about it.

01:21:52.560 I remember.

01:21:53.180 Yeah.

01:21:53.480 The Vatican competes with the Epstein circle for. 0.97

01:21:56.540 You know.

01:21:56.860 Touching kids.

01:21:58.220 Dude.

01:21:58.700 I had a.

01:21:59.360 I remember there was an evangelist.

01:22:00.920 That came to my church.

01:22:01.800 When I was growing up.

01:22:02.540 And he was doing a whole thing about like.

01:22:04.520 Revelations.

01:22:05.000 And all the.

01:22:05.380 And he legitimately said.

01:22:06.780 He was like.

01:22:07.300 I think the.

01:22:07.940 I think the Catholic church.

01:22:09.480 Is the Antichrist. 0.68

01:22:10.720 It's going to be.

01:22:11.360 Antichrist.

01:22:11.680 It's going to come out of the Antichrist. 0.95

01:22:13.980 If you look at him historically.

01:22:14.740 What a great book.

01:22:16.520 I'm not going to lie.

01:22:17.660 Catholicism is one thing.

01:22:18.520 I just never can understand.

01:22:20.100 I mean.

01:22:20.320 I also never grew up in Catholicism.

01:22:21.980 But like.

01:22:22.620 If you understand the history of the Catholic church.

01:22:25.120 You're like.

01:22:25.940 They're the bad guys.

01:22:29.180 They did the inquisition. 0.64

01:22:31.040 They were killing.

01:22:31.920 They were burning people at the stake.

01:22:33.620 Because they did it. 1.00

01:22:34.760 They pulled the purse string of every goddamn nation. 0.99

01:22:37.500 At one point in the world. 1.00

01:22:38.460 They were. 1.00

01:22:38.840 They are the goddamn Illuminati. 1.00

01:22:40.860 Just in your face about it. 1.00

01:22:42.060 Basically.

01:22:42.780 Yeah.

01:22:43.800 Are we playing this video by the way?

01:22:46.260 If you want to play it.

01:22:47.080 I have no problem.

01:22:47.960 It was.

01:22:48.160 I don't even know.

01:22:48.820 The video.

01:22:49.500 You saw the video.

01:22:50.280 I don't even know who it is.

01:22:50.580 The dude that says he gets summoned.

01:22:51.980 The UFO.

01:22:52.780 And like the newscasters.

01:22:54.120 Go and interview him.

01:22:55.300 Thinking like.

01:22:55.820 As to make like a fluff piece.

01:22:57.620 And he really summons a UFO.

01:22:59.380 And they freak out.

01:23:00.680 Wait.

01:23:00.920 What?

01:23:01.460 I remember that.

01:23:02.180 I remember that from like high school.

01:23:03.320 But it was always one of those things.

01:23:04.320 In the early days of YouTube.

01:23:05.800 So I don't know how legit.

01:23:07.420 But like.

01:23:08.040 Everything I look to.

01:23:09.180 No.

01:23:09.520 Well it's.

01:23:10.120 High school.

01:23:10.700 It's like everything was legit about it.

01:23:12.340 Because it's not a.

01:23:13.200 It's not like a YouTube video.

01:23:14.620 It's.

01:23:14.780 It's.

01:23:15.060 So it's from ABC. 1.00

01:23:16.880 It's crazy shit. 1.00

01:23:17.880 Hey. 1.00

01:23:18.160 David.

01:23:18.440 David asked.

01:23:18.980 How much to do we have to crowdfund to get y'all to go to that demon house in Kansas

01:23:22.060 for a night.

01:23:22.720 I'll tell you this. 1.00

01:23:24.200 I am terrified of that fucking shit. 1.00

01:23:27.440 Like I do not mess with that shit at all. 1.00

01:23:29.760 Like if it's anything to do with like demons. 1.00

01:23:31.840 I do it.

01:23:32.700 Yeah.

01:23:32.880 I don't even believe in demons.

01:23:34.380 But I don't want.

01:23:34.980 Why would I chance it?

01:23:36.020 Like that sounds awful. 1.00

01:23:36.660 Honest shit. 0.99

01:23:37.080 It's not dude. 1.00

01:23:38.180 Elizabeth loves that shit. 1.00

01:23:39.060 She'll watch those. 1.00

01:23:39.760 I don't even watch scary movie shit. 1.00

01:23:41.380 I don't like it. 1.00

01:23:42.080 Yeah.

01:23:42.220 I'm not a big scary. 0.99

01:23:43.200 I'm not into because that shit is too close. 0.99

01:23:45.440 I'm like. 0.99

01:23:45.980 I don't.

01:23:46.420 I don't.

01:23:46.640 I don't get it.

01:23:47.180 Why would I want to be scared?

01:23:48.480 Like.

01:23:49.500 No.

01:23:50.640 Even.

01:23:51.360 Even just talking about this.

01:23:53.240 Made me close my blinds.

01:23:54.380 Because my blinds are open in my backyard.

01:23:56.100 But on the same hand.

01:23:57.320 At least for me.

01:23:57.900 You're safe now.

01:23:58.880 You're safe on the other side of the blinds.

01:24:00.400 For me also part of why I don't like horror stuff is.

01:24:04.180 Part of it doesn't really scare me. 0.99

01:24:05.840 And most of it is just like gory bullshit. 0.99

01:24:07.680 And so I'm like. 1.00

01:24:09.120 The gory shit. 1.00

01:24:09.860 The older. 1.00

01:24:10.360 Maybe I'm just a callous person.

01:24:11.700 Movies that are like.

01:24:12.240 That doesn't scare me.

01:24:13.180 30 years old are scarier than the new ones.

01:24:15.380 I think.

01:24:15.920 Like the new ones.

01:24:16.440 It's not.

01:24:16.940 Gory.

01:24:17.320 Oh yeah. 1.00

01:24:17.900 The gory shit doesn't bother me. 0.99

01:24:19.700 It's the. 0.99

01:24:20.060 It's the like legit.

01:24:21.520 Like.

01:24:22.520 Suspense.

01:24:23.140 And like.

01:24:23.600 Oh.

01:24:23.880 This is.

01:24:24.640 Or the based on true story stuff.

01:24:26.220 All the. 0.96

01:24:27.000 Who was.

01:24:27.520 Who was that couple.

01:24:28.640 Who was that couple that went around and did all the.

01:24:30.920 They made the Conjury movies off of them.

01:24:34.280 Epstein and Maxwell.

01:24:35.320 No I'm just kidding.

01:24:36.020 No.

01:24:36.940 No.

01:24:37.340 I don't know what you mean now.

01:24:38.720 You guys see that movie with Jim from the office. 0.99

01:24:40.600 With the fucking weird aliens that like. 0.99

01:24:42.940 That came to Earth. 1.00

01:24:43.620 Don't breathe.

01:24:44.720 Oh.

01:24:45.100 No.

01:24:45.580 No.

01:24:45.840 Don't breathe.

01:24:46.500 It's a quiet place.

01:24:48.960 Yeah.

01:24:49.220 They respond.

01:24:50.040 Yeah.

01:24:50.320 Dude.

01:24:50.620 That one.

01:24:51.060 That one's good.

01:24:52.120 Like that's a new one.

01:24:52.760 That was pretty good.

01:24:53.640 Suspense.

01:24:54.220 It's like.

01:24:54.500 Yeah. 0.99

01:24:55.060 Suspense of that was fucking killer. 0.99

01:24:57.180 And I'm not going to lie. 0.99

01:24:58.060 It kind of fucked me up at the end. 1.00

01:24:59.060 Especially with the dad shit. 1.00

01:25:00.080 The best alien movie ever made is Signs. 1.00

01:25:04.720 I'll fight every single one of you. 1.00

01:25:06.040 They die from water you dumbass. 1.00

01:25:07.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:09.160 It's just.

01:25:10.220 The way it's.

01:25:11.380 The way it's filmed.

01:25:12.140 Can you imagine them traveling.

01:25:13.380 Like multiple universes to make it to our planet.

01:25:16.440 And be like. 1.00

01:25:16.900 God damn. 1.00

01:25:17.360 We didn't think about the fucking water thing. 1.00

01:25:19.820 In World of Worlds they die from the cold. 0.99

01:25:22.560 Like they have.

01:25:23.760 They have a legit reason.

01:25:25.420 But that makes sense.

01:25:26.040 Well they have a legit reason to wear masks to get back.

01:25:28.800 Because.

01:25:29.420 No no.

01:25:29.760 You really think. 1.00

01:25:30.960 A fucking race. 1.00

01:25:32.800 Or fucking. 1.00

01:25:33.620 Or whatever the fuck. 1.00

01:25:35.060 Would be. 0.99

01:25:35.860 That could.

01:25:37.060 Interstellar travel.

01:25:38.120 Wouldn't be like.

01:25:39.160 Hey there's this element in the world.

01:25:40.740 That's really awful for us.

01:25:42.200 Some living things can like survive off of it or around it.

01:25:45.040 Well you gotta think.

01:25:45.620 We should probably be wary of it.

01:25:46.580 When we go to these places.

01:25:48.020 Yeah.

01:25:48.260 We feel like us traveling to a planet that's 70% arsenic or something.

01:25:52.300 Yeah.

01:25:53.140 Okay.

01:25:53.500 Not the premise.

01:25:54.740 I'm just talking about the M. Night Shyamalan.

01:25:58.120 Like they don't show the aliens until the very end.

01:26:00.960 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:01.060 Then they look like faggots. 1.00

01:26:01.960 And they beat them up with a fag. 1.00

01:26:04.080 It's not the point. 0.98

01:26:04.920 There's something terrifying about like the foreshadowing.

01:26:07.780 And like.

01:26:08.360 Yeah.

01:26:08.740 Yeah.

01:26:08.820 That's what makes a movie good. 0.88

01:26:10.020 Kind of ridiculous in hindsight.

01:26:11.580 No. 0.81

01:26:12.380 I agree.

01:26:13.660 Yeah.

01:26:13.920 With that.

01:26:14.400 That sense of mystery.

01:26:15.960 And not.

01:26:16.420 Yeah.

01:26:16.580 Not knowing what's there yet.

01:26:17.780 That's.

01:26:18.200 That is a good thing about it.

01:26:19.480 What about like the 12 Cloverfield Lane.

01:26:21.900 Or like the Cloverfield movies.

01:26:23.200 Like the one like where they were in the bunker.

01:26:25.100 10 Cloverfield Lane.

01:26:26.340 I think the.

01:26:27.140 I think the.

01:26:28.100 I think the first person shooting.

01:26:30.240 Like just.

01:26:30.980 The first person like camera filming.

01:26:33.400 It gets old after a whole movie.

01:26:35.140 It's just like.

01:26:35.820 It's awesome.

01:26:36.460 Like it kills.

01:26:37.020 No.

01:26:37.440 No.

01:26:37.500 No.

01:26:37.580 Not.

01:26:37.900 Not the first one.

01:26:38.800 The second one.

01:26:39.820 The one where they're in the bunker.

01:26:41.080 The one with John.

01:26:42.000 Oh.

01:26:42.440 I haven't seen that one.

01:26:43.200 I know what you're talking about.

01:26:43.980 Because that one is suspenseful because you're like.

01:26:46.180 Like oh. 0.90

01:26:46.540 This guy's just crazy. 0.98

01:26:47.540 There's nothing. 0.99

01:26:47.960 And then she goes outside. 0.99

01:26:48.940 And there's literally like fucking. 0.99

01:26:50.900 Spoiler. 0.97

01:26:51.440 He was a nice guy.

01:26:53.400 I'll tell you guys the truth.

01:26:55.040 Go ahead.

01:26:55.220 When I was buying this house here.

01:26:57.380 One of the.

01:26:57.980 Like the things that terrified me the most is like.

01:26:59.980 Is this place haunted?

01:27:01.440 And I don't even want to say it around my wife.

01:27:02.960 Because if she like even hears it.

01:27:04.380 She'll like.

01:27:05.220 You know.

01:27:05.660 She might get it in her head.

01:27:06.980 Oh.

01:27:07.180 But I don't think the place is haunted.

01:27:08.820 Did you guys see anything?

01:27:10.080 You're right.

01:27:10.540 Right?

01:27:10.780 Well.

01:27:11.360 I didn't want to tell you.

01:27:12.360 Because I was kind of worried.

01:27:13.420 But now.

01:27:13.940 You're really scared of me.

01:27:15.600 No.

01:27:15.980 It's like.

01:27:16.440 Because.

01:27:16.940 You see those movies. 0.99

01:27:18.120 That's what was going on with my junk. 1.00

01:27:19.220 It was fucking bewitched. 1.00

01:27:20.520 There was a witch jerking you off. 1.00

01:27:24.060 There was a ghost jerking you off. 1.00

01:27:25.440 You'd be nice and. 0.97

01:27:25.960 Blair Witch.

01:27:26.760 Do you guys remember that?

01:27:27.520 I mean.

01:27:27.720 Maybe it was because that was in high school. 1.00

01:27:29.620 But that shit was pretty fucking freaky. 1.00

01:27:31.400 I'm not going to lie. 1.00

01:27:32.180 But.

01:27:32.680 Blair White.

01:27:33.580 Yeah.

01:27:33.860 Blair Witch Project.

01:27:35.260 Blair White Project. 1.00

01:27:36.340 Don't talk about jerking you off. 1.00

01:27:37.860 Dude. 1.00

01:27:38.340 That shit was pretty good. 1.00

01:27:39.400 From what I remember. 1.00

01:27:40.080 I also watched it in high school.

01:27:41.400 So.

01:27:41.460 I like the movie.

01:27:42.760 It was awful.

01:27:43.800 But I do remember they did a good job of like.

01:27:45.760 Working the suspense aspect of it.

01:27:47.460 Like. 1.00

01:27:47.640 That's the shit that gets you. 1.00

01:27:48.840 This conspiracy shit. 1.00

01:27:49.840 It's got me pretty excited. 1.00

01:27:51.040 I might watch the nine and a half hour thing again.

01:27:53.980 For the third time.

01:27:55.340 Because I love it.

01:27:55.960 If we make it a tournament.

01:27:56.900 I will watch it.

01:27:57.620 No.

01:27:58.080 No.

01:27:58.180 No.

01:27:58.420 No.

01:27:58.440 Even Spud.

01:27:59.160 Spud.

01:27:59.780 It's like no tournament.

01:28:01.280 Has anyone seen 2,000 mules?

01:28:03.100 Or 1,000 mules?

01:28:04.560 I watched it before.

01:28:05.880 But I was like.

01:28:06.700 A little.

01:28:07.160 I was drunk.

01:28:07.840 And I was like.

01:28:08.240 Trying to pay attention.

01:28:09.100 I was like.

01:28:09.280 This is crazy.

01:28:09.540 We should make one of them.

01:28:10.980 If we do a tournament.

01:28:11.940 Make one of them.

01:28:12.760 Election steal.

01:28:13.800 And then.

01:28:14.120 Just like.

01:28:14.620 I kind of.

01:28:15.080 Sort of.

01:28:15.520 Purposely make it win.

01:28:16.620 Just to get nuked off of YouTube over and over again.

01:28:20.380 He's so adamant about the tournament.

01:28:22.360 The conspiracy theory is.

01:28:23.640 Why is Jose adamant about tournaments?

01:28:25.580 Yeah.

01:28:25.880 There's nothing going on here.

01:28:27.000 I like it.

01:28:27.460 It's easy for us.

01:28:29.440 It's prepackaged.

01:28:30.940 We're awful at planning.

01:28:32.520 And it's something that kind of gives us a template.

01:28:35.200 It doesn't take over the whole episode.

01:28:36.940 It's like 10 minutes to 40 minutes.

01:28:38.880 Depending on how much we plan.

01:28:40.100 No.

01:28:40.460 No.

01:28:40.880 It's kind of shut down.

01:28:41.560 Jose. 0.99

01:28:42.080 Here's what you're fucking up. 0.99

01:28:43.320 Here's what you're fucking up on though. 0.99

01:28:44.740 Is that after we go over them the first time. 0.97

01:28:48.440 What is there to talk about the next time?

01:28:50.460 That's why I'm saying you don't go deep into it.

01:28:52.240 You go deeper into it every subsequent episode.

01:28:54.320 The further you get.

01:28:55.020 The more deeper you go into the conspiracy.

01:28:56.580 We're changing.

01:28:57.240 We're changing the show.

01:28:58.860 So many of these conspiracies we could go deep, deep into.

01:29:01.380 Like deep.

01:29:02.560 Jose is talking about 10 minutes of this and that.

01:29:05.900 We're changing the show.

01:29:06.840 The show is no longer like comedy politics.

01:29:08.760 This is conspiracy now.

01:29:10.120 And we have to get Monica Perez.

01:29:12.940 We can get Monica Perez on. 1.00

01:29:14.380 And her partner, Brad Binkley.

01:29:16.120 They're like.

01:29:17.080 They run the propaganda report.

01:29:19.000 Like conspiracy theorists.

01:29:20.140 Great.

01:29:20.500 If we can get into the truth community with this show.

01:29:23.120 Dude.

01:29:24.020 It would be crazy.

01:29:24.800 Because there's so many heavy hitters out there.

01:29:26.720 Charlie Robinson.

01:29:27.600 All these dudes. 1.00

01:29:28.100 We can still say faggot and shit, right? 1.00

01:29:30.280 Yes. 1.00

01:29:31.060 There's a conspiracy on why you can't say faggot. 1.00

01:29:33.560 And we need to. 0.99

01:29:34.040 Are we just going to just roughly call it Jones and for June.

01:29:36.580 And get whatever conspiracy people we can get.

01:29:38.580 And just go wild.

01:29:39.980 Sure.

01:29:40.620 Yeah.

01:29:40.880 Is that the plan?

01:29:42.500 Yes.

01:29:42.800 We can just call it Jones and for June.

01:29:45.080 And just.

01:29:45.260 Yes.

01:29:45.600 It's just.

01:29:45.920 Maybe.

01:29:46.240 Maybe Tom can make a cool thumbnail for the month.

01:29:48.800 Just for the same thing.

01:29:49.800 It's just a.

01:29:50.500 We're going conspiracy theories for a month.

01:29:52.420 It's just for a thing. 0.99

01:29:53.160 I want to start this shit tomorrow. 0.99

01:29:55.300 Like. 1.00

01:29:55.480 Forget about June.

01:29:56.480 Can we start it next week?

01:29:57.580 We got.

01:29:58.020 We got to give it time to breathe.

01:29:59.580 That's why I wanted the term right here.

01:30:00.720 Because it gives it more time to breathe.

01:30:01.900 No.

01:30:02.120 No.

01:30:02.300 No.

01:30:02.760 It's not about breathing.

01:30:03.980 We could have just started it.

01:30:05.360 No.

01:30:05.660 No.

01:30:05.760 No.

01:30:05.900 We got to.

01:30:06.340 I want.

01:30:06.720 I want y'all to watch.

01:30:07.940 At least watch the video.

01:30:08.720 Pick out some ones.

01:30:09.760 I'm not watching it.

01:30:10.460 I gave you my terms.

01:30:11.400 You rejected them.

01:30:12.080 Yeah.

01:30:12.420 I don't want.

01:30:13.100 I don't want anybody to be.

01:30:15.040 Like.

01:30:15.460 Well versed.

01:30:16.180 In any of the subjects.

01:30:17.600 I want.

01:30:18.020 No.

01:30:18.120 This isn't a well versed.

01:30:19.000 This isn't a well versed.

01:30:19.860 And this is more of a.

01:30:20.980 Like.

01:30:21.540 Hey.

01:30:22.640 Here's like a quick.

01:30:24.300 He literally talks about.

01:30:25.080 For a minute.

01:30:25.580 Two minutes.

01:30:25.980 Per topic.

01:30:27.020 And he just goes.

01:30:27.660 And then you go.

01:30:28.280 Okay.

01:30:28.480 I like that one.

01:30:29.840 I'll research that one myself.

01:30:31.320 And then I'll bring it up to everybody.

01:30:32.960 We should.

01:30:33.540 We should talk with Scott Horton.

01:30:34.860 About.

01:30:35.280 Like the treasures of Babylon.

01:30:37.620 Ancient Babylon.

01:30:38.620 In Iraq.

01:30:39.980 And see what he thinks about.

01:30:41.240 Oh.

01:30:41.660 Oh.

01:30:41.920 Hold on.

01:30:42.060 No.

01:30:42.260 No.

01:30:42.560 The.

01:30:42.700 The.

01:30:43.100 The Stargate's in Iraq. 0.70

01:30:44.260 Dude.

01:30:44.640 Stargate's in Iraq. 0.67

01:30:45.700 Bro. 1.00

01:30:46.440 He would probably tell us to fuck off. 1.00

01:30:47.880 And be like. 1.00

01:30:48.280 I'm going to tell you about Ukraine. 1.00

01:30:49.580 So shit. 1.00

01:30:50.960 Do you guys know who. 1.00

01:30:52.020 Deborah.

01:30:52.340 Deborah Lipstadt is.

01:30:54.880 No.

01:30:55.360 Sounds like a Jew. 1.00

01:30:56.160 No.

01:30:56.660 Yeah.

01:30:56.940 Well.

01:30:57.280 She's like the leading.

01:30:59.460 Historian on the Holocaust.

01:31:00.780 But we should invite her on the show. 0.58

01:31:02.180 Without telling her.

01:31:03.140 It's like a conspiracy thing.

01:31:04.460 And just be like.

01:31:05.380 Okay.

01:31:05.580 Go on.

01:31:06.060 Go on.

01:31:06.580 Just like describe the whole thing.

01:31:08.760 But I'm just kidding.

01:31:09.780 And you expect us to believe that.

01:31:13.100 Six million.

01:31:14.440 Yeah.

01:31:15.540 How long was it.

01:31:16.660 Of a period of time was this over?

01:31:18.560 How many facilities are there?

01:31:20.800 I mean.

01:31:21.160 If there's.

01:31:21.560 If Cookie Monster was making ovens.

01:31:24.900 If there was a pizza place.

01:31:27.160 That needed to make.

01:31:29.080 Wait.

01:31:29.520 Wait.

01:31:29.920 Wait.

01:31:30.960 The doors were wooden?

01:31:32.400 Why do they have pools?

01:31:35.540 I'm so confused.

01:31:36.320 Why was there amenities there for them?

01:31:38.800 Why do they have pools?

01:31:41.460 Top.

01:31:41.940 Do you believe in Bigfoot?

01:31:44.000 I believe in the interdimensional Bigfoot.

01:31:46.180 For sure.

01:31:46.980 Hell yeah.

01:31:48.140 That's 100%.

01:31:49.000 See.

01:31:49.300 So Bigfoot is another one.

01:31:50.700 You guys probably don't know.

01:31:52.440 There would be.

01:31:52.980 There would be signs and tracks of him.

01:31:54.700 But people think that he.

01:31:55.700 He steps through like Athenian.

01:31:57.420 He's interdimensional.

01:31:58.260 He goes into like.

01:31:59.920 You know.

01:32:00.380 The DMT realm. 0.66

01:32:01.220 And now.

01:32:01.520 Yeah.

01:32:01.840 So.

01:32:02.440 Yeah.

01:32:02.940 It's possible man.

01:32:04.320 I think so.

01:32:05.340 See.

01:32:05.720 Yeah.

01:32:06.200 I.

01:32:06.920 I don't know.

01:32:07.560 I like this interdimensional.

01:32:09.340 And like.

01:32:09.880 Time travel. 1.00

01:32:11.120 Shit. 1.00

01:32:11.560 Like. 1.00

01:32:11.980 I was going to say.

01:32:12.720 That I think that.

01:32:13.520 What actually happened in Hiroshima.

01:32:15.660 Is that George Floyd.

01:32:16.900 Was actually killed there.

01:32:17.980 That's what actually happened.

01:32:21.120 Oh.

01:32:21.560 There is a whole conspiracy theory.

01:32:23.040 About how the.

01:32:24.180 Uh.

01:32:24.460 Fukushima.

01:32:25.260 Uh.

01:32:25.540 Disaster.

01:32:26.020 That happened in 2000.

01:32:27.340 Whatever.

01:32:27.660 12 it was.

01:32:28.240 13.

01:32:28.740 I can't remember exactly the year.

01:32:30.360 I actually opened up a portal.

01:32:31.820 Like.

01:32:32.580 Like.

01:32:32.800 Like.

01:32:33.020 A rift in like.

01:32:34.020 Time and space.

01:32:34.860 Dude.

01:32:35.120 Do you guys see that. 1.00

01:32:35.860 Do you guys see that legit shit. 1.00

01:32:37.640 Like. 1.00

01:32:37.820 This is real.

01:32:38.580 I'm like.

01:32:39.080 Maybe I'm wrong.

01:32:39.900 Actually.

01:32:40.220 I say this is real.

01:32:40.960 Like I know for sure.

01:32:41.820 But I.

01:32:42.380 I saw in a couple different spots.

01:32:44.300 It seemed pretty legit.

01:32:45.900 Uh. 1.00

01:32:46.320 Fucking. 1.00

01:32:46.920 Um. 1.00

01:32:47.280 The weird shit. 1.00

01:32:48.760 The CERN thing. 1.00

01:32:49.820 Like the.

01:32:50.460 Or not CERN.

01:32:51.000 Yeah.

01:32:51.140 What's that?

01:32:51.600 The collider.

01:32:52.540 Where they had the people.

01:32:53.460 Yeah.

01:32:53.760 Where they found photos of people.

01:32:55.600 And I guess they were.

01:32:56.140 They said it was jokingly. 0.99

01:32:57.940 But they were doing weird fucking like. 0.99

01:32:59.880 Oh. 0.98

01:33:00.340 The thing beforehand.

01:33:01.500 Yes.

01:33:01.820 Yeah.

01:33:01.840 No. 1.00

01:33:01.960 They were doing that shit in like robes. 1.00

01:33:03.980 Yes. 1.00

01:33:04.500 And they were burning effigies and shit. 0.99

01:33:07.420 Yeah. 0.99

01:33:07.840 Like.

01:33:08.160 And whenever they. 1.00

01:33:09.020 They found that shit came out. 1.00

01:33:10.040 They were like. 1.00

01:33:10.160 Oh.

01:33:10.460 Yeah.

01:33:10.600 This is a joke we do.

01:33:11.920 And you're like.

01:33:13.040 Like.

01:33:13.600 And she was like the goddess. 0.99

01:33:15.320 It was weird cult shit. 0.97

01:33:16.480 I remember like reading a whole thing of like. 0.99

01:33:18.040 Explaining how it would make sense.

01:33:19.380 To these different gods.

01:33:20.500 For them to do this.

01:33:21.820 And it's like.

01:33:22.200 It's like Shiva.

01:33:23.080 The god of destruction.

01:33:24.160 And they're.

01:33:24.600 They're.

01:33:24.960 They're harnessing the power of the atom.

01:33:26.500 And I was like. 1.00

01:33:27.060 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:33:27.760 Here's another. 1.00

01:33:29.320 They created a black hole in Switzerland man. 0.99

01:33:31.780 Here's another conspiracy theory.

01:33:33.020 And it's like.

01:33:33.760 I guess it goes to.

01:33:35.080 Like the Hollywood stuff.

01:33:36.220 Where they have to.

01:33:36.840 They have to tell you beforehand.

01:33:38.140 Before they do stuff.

01:33:39.580 And you have to figure it out.

01:33:41.200 Because it's like.

01:33:42.120 Like.

01:33:42.320 So.

01:33:42.900 It's like the vampire thing.

01:33:44.080 Like they have to invite.

01:33:45.040 You have to invite the vampire in. 1.00

01:33:46.400 For it to kill you. 1.00

01:33:47.400 So.

01:33:47.940 Their karma is like.

01:33:49.120 They have to give you hints.

01:33:50.900 Of what they're going to do.

01:33:52.140 Otherwise.

01:33:52.660 They can't do it to you.

01:33:53.680 Without.

01:33:54.320 A clear conscience. 1.00

01:33:55.240 Because they're psychopaths. 0.99

01:33:56.100 So that kind of stuff. 0.99

01:33:57.380 When you see it.

01:33:58.320 Like it probably.

01:33:59.380 Maybe it did happen.

01:34:00.740 And.

01:34:00.920 But they have to let people know.

01:34:02.500 That this happened.

01:34:03.800 In order for their. 0.64

01:34:05.500 Insane.

01:34:06.380 Conscious.

01:34:06.880 To be somewhat clear.

01:34:08.460 In whatever rules they go by.

01:34:09.720 Do you ever.

01:34:09.960 Do you ever look into the.

01:34:10.960 Someone mentioned earlier.

01:34:11.800 About that Asian girl in the elevator.

01:34:13.700 Have you ever seen that video?

01:34:15.480 No.

01:34:15.860 Which one?

01:34:17.020 Not.

01:34:17.400 Not.

01:34:17.640 Not the one that was like.

01:34:18.760 Killed in the hotel.

01:34:19.920 And they found a body.

01:34:20.240 Yeah.

01:34:20.260 The one that was killed in the hotel.

01:34:21.160 In the water tower.

01:34:21.860 And they found her in the water tower.

01:34:23.240 Yes.

01:34:23.700 What about it?

01:34:24.500 Oh.

01:34:24.880 You know what?

01:34:25.920 Hey guys.

01:34:26.360 I got to run.

01:34:27.600 So.

01:34:27.920 I do too.

01:34:28.640 Can we do plugs?

01:34:29.740 I got to bounce.

01:34:30.680 Real quick.

01:34:31.400 I want to show you all this video.

01:34:33.120 Real quick.

01:34:33.440 It's a quick video.

01:34:35.940 Oh wait.

01:34:36.220 No.

01:34:36.820 I can't.

01:34:37.040 It's nine and a half hours.

01:34:38.200 Just chill out guys for a second.

01:34:39.200 No.

01:34:42.140 All right.

01:34:42.740 Reed Coverdale Naturals Capitalists.

01:34:45.840 Having Dan McAdams on the four horsemen this weekend.

01:34:48.980 Oh nice. 1.00

01:34:50.000 Fuck yeah. 0.99

01:34:51.200 I will see you guys later. 0.99

01:34:53.280 See you Reed.

01:34:53.880 Peace.

01:34:54.040 Peace.

01:34:54.060 Peace.

01:34:54.140 Peace.

01:34:54.300 I have no way.

01:34:56.080 Jose Galizan.

01:34:57.040 No way Jose.

01:34:58.700 You can find me on Twitter at 2020 No Way Jose.

01:35:01.940 Follow me there.

01:35:02.980 I don't really have anything cool to announce.

01:35:04.580 I might have Mark on next week.

01:35:05.920 We'll see.

01:35:06.400 I don't know if it works out.

01:35:08.080 So I know we got angry Mark these days.

01:35:10.380 All right. 1.00

01:35:10.500 See you faggots. 1.00

01:35:11.260 Bye. 1.00

01:35:11.660 All right.

01:35:12.480 Just watch this real quick. 1.00

01:35:13.840 I got shit. 0.99

01:35:15.060 And I got stuff to do. 1.00

01:35:16.760 No.

01:35:17.080 It's literally like 15 seconds.

01:35:18.300 Just watch this.

01:35:19.020 Okay.

01:35:19.140 So this girl comes in here as like, she's like kind of freaking out. 0.88

01:35:24.360 And then you'll see her.

01:35:26.140 She like.

01:35:30.480 Yeah.

01:35:30.840 I think this is it.

01:35:33.060 Oh yeah.

01:35:33.480 She's like, it looks like she's hiding from somebody.

01:35:35.480 Yeah.

01:35:35.740 And then all of a sudden like, she kind of, and then, uh, come on.

01:35:43.000 She's like freaking out.

01:35:44.260 And then she just runs away. 0.72

01:35:49.900 And then the next thing you, and then like, they don't find her.

01:35:52.640 They don't know.

01:35:53.080 And then they find her in the water tower of the hotel, of the same hotel.

01:35:55.920 Is this really all you showed us? 0.97

01:35:57.020 What the fuck am I supposed to get out of this? 0.98

01:35:58.500 Right. 0.98

01:35:58.740 How is this anything weird or occult? 1.00

01:36:00.800 You showed me a bitch. 1.00

01:36:01.820 I don't think it is. 1.00

01:36:02.800 I don't think it is.

01:36:04.180 Yes, but they don't know why or who she was.

01:36:08.720 They'd never, they never found anybody.

01:36:11.020 They never convicted anybody of it.

01:36:13.200 They just found her.

01:36:14.180 Why was she in the water tower? 0.98

01:36:16.000 How the fuck did she get in the water? 1.00

01:36:17.600 I don't know, but what the fuck is that going to the elevator? 0.99

01:36:19.580 I have no idea. 0.98

01:36:20.440 I don't know.

01:36:20.940 Somebody brought her.

01:36:22.040 I don't know.

01:36:22.900 Somebody brought her body up there.

01:36:24.300 This is an awful conspiracy. 0.99

01:36:25.740 I don't know what the fuck that was. 0.98

01:36:26.840 It's just a really, it's just a really cool little thing. 0.98

01:36:29.040 Or like.

01:36:29.420 I disagree.

01:36:31.420 Hey, uh, Toppy, you ever looked into the, uh,

01:36:33.660 the random, uh, stairs in the middle of forest?

01:36:36.760 Random stairs.

01:36:37.820 No.

01:36:38.120 Oh, look up random stairs. 0.79

01:36:39.280 That will freak you the fuck out. 0.89

01:36:41.540 Stairs.

01:36:42.240 Just look up forest stairs.

01:36:43.980 Oh, man.

01:36:44.620 That's really good stuff.

01:36:45.440 But hey.

01:36:46.500 The Randall Carslin, uh, have you looked at,

01:36:48.980 it's not a conspiracy theory, but like, uh,

01:36:50.840 I forgot what they were calling it.

01:36:52.080 The, the, the ancient civilizations that were just like backfilled.

01:36:56.280 Like they just covered like cities that were kind of like,

01:36:59.400 they were, they were built in like a pit shape and they just covered it in.

01:37:02.300 But they, now they're, they're unveiling it with like these topographic photos

01:37:05.920 with this new technology that they can see under the ground. 0.99

01:37:09.260 It's crazy shit. 0.99

01:37:10.200 Well, uh, that's, I mean, for me, I think like the, um, what's it called? 0.99

01:37:15.220 The Great Reset is legit.

01:37:16.860 Like where, I mean, they even there again, that's another one that literally just talk

01:37:20.140 about it, but that's one where like, it's, um, what's it called?

01:37:26.200 Basically we're resetting, but it's, this has happened over and over and over again.

01:37:30.120 Every time we go back to the beginning of human civilization.

01:37:34.180 And that's why we'll find like things like Stonehenge.

01:37:37.460 Like we don't know why it's there, who built it like, and, or like the, even some, why are,

01:37:43.160 why is the Sphinx so much older than like the pyramids when they were supposed to be

01:37:47.840 built around the same time or like, you know, the name of, the name of this thing is the

01:37:51.760 Younger Dryas era. 0.81

01:37:53.660 So that's like, I don't know how old they say human beings are, but this is like 14,000

01:37:58.000 years old, like a lot of these structures that they're finding.

01:38:01.140 And it predates what, uh, biologists or geologists say that like what we were doing.

01:38:07.160 So Jesus was supposed to be around 2000 years ago, but these people were doing advanced 0.95

01:38:11.180 shit 14,000 years ago. 0.72

01:38:13.200 That goes into the great reset theory of literally just go, because they were saying like, that's 1.00

01:38:17.820 fucked up, man. 0.90

01:38:18.540 Why are they so technology advanced? 0.99

01:38:21.520 And then we don't get that, like what's happening.

01:38:23.920 It's like, we literally like we go back and then like, they, they reset us back because 0.91

01:38:29.020 we've gotten too far and then we do this shit over again and we'll find something else. 0.77

01:38:32.700 And so, yeah, and it could be, you know, thousands, millions, billions of years between it. 1.00

01:38:36.900 And yeah, fuck you, Tyler. 1.00

01:38:38.540 I didn't realize I'd do my own homework. 1.00

01:38:40.700 I'd never heard about her ex killer bullshit. 1.00

01:38:43.480 I don't believe you, Tyler. 1.00

01:38:44.680 I don't remember.

01:38:45.500 I remember hearing about the case and I do agree with you that it's an interesting.

01:38:49.240 I think it's interesting more.

01:38:50.440 It's not like a super conspiracy. 0.98

01:38:51.780 It's just like an interesting, like what the fuck happened? 0.97

01:38:54.600 Like it freaks you out for sure. 0.95

01:38:55.980 The great reset theory I'm talking about is, uh, Junkie Jeff is like legitimately, they

01:39:02.040 reset humanity, like back to whatever, and it's happened multiple times.

01:39:08.020 We go through these types of cycles of where they, we started beginning, we broke our way

01:39:14.320 up to whatever technology, whatever they want to, they, and then the elites of the elite, 0.88

01:39:19.580 whatever Illuminati fucking matrix, whatever you want to think about resets.

01:39:24.160 They reset it back and then we go through it again, but we first, but the stuff is still 0.97

01:39:28.320 there.

01:39:28.660 Like we can see it.

01:39:29.700 That's why we can find.

01:39:31.180 So check this out that like Hollywood media thing where they have to tell you what they're

01:39:35.840 doing through entertainment or whatever.

01:39:38.540 Uh, Stephen King's one of his, one of his best book, his Magnus Opus is the, the dark

01:39:43.560 tower series is seven or eight book series.

01:39:46.140 And at the very end you read, I mean, these are like thick books, 400 pages, 500 pages each.

01:39:51.280 And, and it took him a number of years to release it at the, but at the very end, the

01:39:55.760 guy, Roland DeShane, he's the, he's the protagonist in the story.

01:39:59.220 And he's traveling through this like Harry Potter, like world with all kinds of crazy 0.86

01:40:02.740 shit going on, people dying left and right. 0.81

01:40:05.120 And he's, he's looking for this dark tower and he needs to get to the top room at the 1.00

01:40:09.200 dark tower.

01:40:09.940 We don't know why, for whatever reason, this is what he's doing and he's hell bent on

01:40:13.820 it.

01:40:14.040 And the last chapter it's, oh yes, junkie Jeff knows the last chapter you, you start

01:40:19.600 it.

01:40:20.280 And, uh, it's like a prologue from Stephen King.

01:40:22.780 And he says, so you, you've been following for like 15 years.

01:40:26.160 You've read it.

01:40:27.140 He's at the door.

01:40:28.080 He's, he's has his hand on the knob and he's about to open it.

01:40:31.280 Uh, you can close the book here and walk away knowing that he made it, or you can turn

01:40:34.500 the next page and see what happens.

01:40:36.220 So obviously, you know, you're in vessel.

01:40:37.900 So you turn the next page, he opens the door, walks through it, and he is in the beginning

01:40:43.540 of the first book.

01:40:45.360 It's like a, it's like a reset. 0.99

01:40:47.060 It's so fucking nuts. 0.98

01:40:48.280 It's like, it's mind blowing because it kind of comes, it's full circle. 0.99

01:40:52.760 And it's like, is that what they're doing to us?

01:40:54.460 I don't know.

01:40:56.080 I've read, I've read another book like that.

01:40:57.860 I can't remember what's called. 1.00

01:40:58.880 Um, fuck. 0.99

01:40:59.920 I can't remember. 1.00

01:41:00.640 I cried too, junkie Jeff.

01:41:01.860 I cried too.

01:41:03.200 Um, also someone, um, Oh, Magusa mentioned the Mayan calendar.

01:41:08.240 Which was supposed to end in 2012, but actually, apparently their years were different.

01:41:12.280 Uh, the weather calendar.

01:41:13.280 So it's actually 2026 is when it's supposed to end.

01:41:16.320 Probably.

01:41:17.460 No, that's legit.

01:41:18.480 Like if you look into it, it's 2026 is when it's supposed to actually end. 1.00

01:41:22.020 So, uh, yeah, fuck that. 1.00

01:41:25.060 Shit. 1.00

01:41:26.300 That's why, that's why they're pushing agenda 2030. 1.00

01:41:28.640 I forgot that Spud is really into, uh, sun shit. 0.98

01:41:31.600 I forgot because she said every 12,000 years, the sun's Corona micro, micro novas and sets 0.99

01:41:36.300 it, sets us back.

01:41:37.300 Like there's 20 K and 30 K old cave paintings with pictures of it. 1.00

01:41:41.640 Fuck. 1.00

01:41:42.200 Jesus. 1.00

01:41:43.080 Yeah.

01:41:43.260 That's so Andrew from popular Liberty is a big one about like, uh, he knows a lot about 0.58

01:41:47.480 the sun and like all these kinds of weird geothermal shit things that are going. 0.85

01:41:51.100 Oh, Spud is really into it too. 0.92

01:41:53.020 Yeah.

01:41:53.180 If you want to go like deep and like really start interviewing conspiracy people, we,

01:41:57.380 this would be interesting, man.

01:41:59.800 Dude.

01:42:00.000 I am. 0.91

01:42:00.240 Honestly, if I could talk to window goon, I'd be so fucking happy, but I'm going to send 1.00

01:42:03.900 that thing and everybody go watch it.

01:42:05.280 It's, it's really good.

01:42:06.140 It's really good.

01:42:06.880 I mean, just put it on as like background noise.

01:42:09.700 He has a great voice and he just talks about, and you just learn about the conspiracy theories

01:42:12.820 and it goes from like it, by the way, the last like tier, it gets into like philosophical

01:42:17.960 stuff like conspiracy theories.

01:42:19.600 Like there's like at the end, it's like God's ego death.

01:42:23.140 Um, there's different other stuff.

01:42:24.820 Like it's one of them was like, I think in the final tier was like all conspiracies are

01:42:28.500 true or there's one that's like all conspiracies are false. 0.99

01:42:31.680 Like it's all, all of it is a fucking psyop. 0.98

01:42:34.320 Every one of these is a psyop just, and there, I mean, there's other ones back at the, but 0.99

01:42:38.840 it's like, so go watch it.

01:42:40.640 It's great. 0.98

01:42:41.000 Fucking great. 1.00

01:42:41.700 Um, send that shit. 1.00

01:42:42.740 I'm going to watch it. 1.00

01:42:43.640 Hell yeah.

01:42:44.360 Hell yeah.

01:42:44.920 Uh, plug yourself top and we'll get out of here.

01:42:47.120 Top lobster.com top lobster underscore top lobster everywhere else.

01:42:51.020 Thank you, sir.

01:42:52.460 Hell yeah.

01:42:53.100 Then, um, tower King Cole on Twitter.

01:42:55.500 I'm still doing two and I take some, uh, somebody else asked me about that.

01:42:58.640 Um, last week we actually sat down, uh, we were going to record one.

01:43:02.940 Uh, Nick wasn't there and we, and we literally talked for two hours about sports with me. 0.61

01:43:08.420 Uh, Steve and Nick talk for two hours about sports fucking did a whole thing.

01:43:14.300 And then we got done and we're like, we didn't record any of that, but it was probably

01:43:16.420 one of our best episodes ever, but hopefully I can get into it this week.

01:43:20.720 I can't remember.

01:43:21.660 Hopefully maybe Friday.

01:43:23.040 I'll have to see, but balls there still doing sports stuff in the NBA playoffs.

01:43:26.840 So it's having a lot of fun. 1.00

01:43:28.180 Fuck. 1.00

01:43:28.540 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:29.160 Uh, um, anarcho toad on Twitter, of course, tower power hour.

01:43:33.620 We'll have another episode next week where I guess we're going to be talking about conspiracy 0.99

01:43:37.320 shit and hopefully still being funny and offensive and all that shit. 0.98

01:43:41.820 And tomorrow, a bunch of us are going to be on stoner Jesus's show. 1.00

01:43:46.360 Yeah.

01:43:46.640 I forgot about that.

01:43:47.120 Stoner Jesus's show tomorrow.

01:43:48.860 So 9-11, same time. 1.00

01:43:51.340 Fuck. 1.00

01:43:51.600 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:52.020 Sounds like it's going to be awesome.

01:43:54.460 Hell yeah.

01:43:54.940 So we'll see you guys then.

01:43:56.660 See you boys.

01:43:57.300 Peace out.

01:43:58.060 Peace out.

01:43:58.460 Out of all you.

Tower Gang - May 13, 2022

Ep 69 - The Blaire White Project

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