Ep 69 - The Blaire White Project
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 43 minutes
Words per Minute
207.91165
Hate Speech Sentences
109
Summary
Tower Power Hour is back, and this time we re joined by the amphibious man himself, T.K. Cole! We discuss a variety of topics, including: 9/11, feminism, cat labor, and much more!
Transcript
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Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret.
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You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it.
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We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.
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Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.
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And ladies, if you're dumb enough to watch this, this is episode 69 of Tower Power Hour.
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We've got the fattest man you know and belated birthday boy, Tower King Cole.
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They were like, I showed up yesterday morning for my birthday, and they gave me this little
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So that would probably look like a huge fucking pussy, but doing great besides that.
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If you don't do shots, you can't accidentally get coaxed 12 shots in and, you know, get fucked
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Also, Cole has a noticeable lisp right now, which is weird.
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Speaking of lisps with retarded faggots, we got Jose Gallison on the show.
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I had to cancel my episode yesterday with James Jen, fucking, like, literally like an
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hour prior when my cat started going to labor, and the motherfucker went all through the
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night, and then fucking through the, still, there's one more in there that hasn't come
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So I've been, like, I've been literally for the past day sleeping in, like, hour increments
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and then waking up for 20 minutes, checking on her, and then going back to sleep.
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Yeah, well, it sucks that there's a ban on cat abortions now.
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Are you saying that there's a possibility that there's some more cat milk in our future?
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I mean, we really, you guys just shot up and shot down one gold idea, because you said
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it's too much retreading old territory, and then you want to drink cat milk again?
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Like, that was, like, the most overplayed shtick thing we probably had.
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I gotta admit, like, I'm kind of impressed we've made it all the way to episode 69, because
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when I came on board with this, I think it was, like, episode 12.
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And I was thinking around, like, episode 20, like, what the fuck are we gonna do for,
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And here we are, like, coming up on 70, and it's still going strong.
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By the way, if you showed up to the comedy show, that was a fucking blast.
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And Top Lobster has an absolute fantastic fucking place out there in Florida.
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But, holy shit, I don't know how that little spick got that amazing little place.
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Really, it's a matter of going from up north to down south is what it is.
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Because if you look at the property value up north, so someone who works, like, a middle
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to upper middle class job there that is able to buy a house, which he did, you move down
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And it's like, dude, you can get, like, big fucking pimping shit with that kind of, like,
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I think he said it sold for over six or some shit.
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I know that the property he has here in Florida is six.
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And, like, my house is, like, was 330 when I bought it.
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And it's, like, two acres, 2,600 square feet, like, which, I mean, 330 doesn't buy you shit
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Because I remember when he first explained to me what he was getting.
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I was like, how the fuck did you afford that as a trucker?
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And then I realized, like, the property and shit.
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Yeah, the cost of living is insane up here in the Northeast, so...
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Yeah, I don't know how much, like, lame, boring truck driving costs, or pays, but, you
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But I'm not going to rub that in until he's on the show, so...
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I'm just going to let you guys keep guessing, so...
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But, yeah, I just thought it was funny, because...
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I just kind of haven't watched the last couple of Kill Tonys.
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Even though it's one of my favorites, it's a great fucking show.
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I've just been really into other shit right now.
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Whoa, I might make the most, then, on the whole show.
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Toad actually probably makes a good fucking job.
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Like, I'm only three years out of college, dude.
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Or, I didn't go to college, but three years out of high school.
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But, I mean, you also are driving all day fucking every day, you know.
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I took a pretty big pay cut to actually start truck driving.
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Like, I think power lines is, like, number eight.
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And then truck driving is, like, number four or something stupid like that.
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Because it definitely seems more dangerous working on power lines and setting poles between
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I guess people just get hit on the side of the road truck driving.
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I mean, he's just as funny and fucking, like, the same, like, in person as he is on camera.
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I mean, he had some fucking bangers in there that, like, had me...
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I mean, we were all sitting on the couch just watching him.
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Weren't half the people, like, over 50, probably?
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So, there's technically going to be two videos.
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One video is up right now on Robbie's YouTube channel, Run Your Mouth.
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Top's cousin does, like, professional videography.
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So, that's going to be coming out whenever it gets done.
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We're not going to show any of Robbie's comedy.
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Someone said, when is the Brandon Herrera crossover going to happen?
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Dude, if we get Brandon, that would be amazing.
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Dude, it's so funny how many people are still getting banned.
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Because they don't know that Musk hasn't officially taken ownership yet.
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It was just like everything you're not allowed to say.
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Which, by the way, so over this past weekend, what was your favorite moment of, like, being
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at Topps Ranch and listening to, doing the live podcast?
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It's just, like, being with y'all and actually doing a live podcast with y'all.
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But, I mean, it was kind of different with Robbie being there.
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It was kind of, out of your mouth, he was kind of, like, almost interviewing us.
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It was, like, when the podcast was wrapping up.
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And I was like, no, Clint, we have one more thing to say, don't we?
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They didn't even, like, gasp or, like, laugh or say anything.
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And, again, all fucking boomers except for the very few people that, like, I mean, were
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But then we have, like, we also had, like, something retarded, like, five disabled people
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Yeah, we had, like, two people in wheelchairs, a dude, a blind dude.
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And then, like, I mean, half our audience is retarded, so you can add in that.
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Did anyone even bother asking any of them how they got, like, introduced to us?
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Because it's like, did they all just come from Crip?
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One of the wheelchair guys was, like, drinking whiskey, like, the whole night, basically.
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If we had this shit outside, I mean, I got eaten up with mosquitoes.
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Right now, I am itching the fuck out of my legs.
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Yes, and I thought it wasn't too bad when I was there.
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And then, like, now, I mean, I'm not lying, I probably have 10 to 12 different, like, my legs are just eating up right now.
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See, I'm 1 16th Native American, and whatever Native American I got made it so that I don't, like, mosquito bites don't itch on me.
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Anyone else having issues with the Odyssey shit?
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They just had a thing that was supposed to make it so they don't buffer and shit, and now their live chat doesn't work.
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But, you know, we're going to go false on Odyssey.
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They said they're going to have, they had their biggest update ever right now,
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and they, like, basically removed buffering, is what they said.
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And when the live chat works, we will prioritize the live chat comment, just letting you know.
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But I don't know what's going on with it right now.
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I thought we just got our live chat nuked just from last week's live chat.
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Are they going to, like, synchronize it with StreamYard so you can put comments on the screen?
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By the way, Ryan Dawson just got banned off of Discord today.
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With Discord, it's usually for being in particular discords.
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I got banned off Discord for being in a Discord for, like, Boog Boys.
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I was just in there because I knew the guy that started it, and I was, like, in there,
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and then I got banned because I was even active at all in there, and I got banned.
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So, yeah, it's usually not, like, so it's not that weird.
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Like, you can say the most racist shit in there.
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I really don't know how Discord works around that.
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Well, so, by the way, I was, Reed was talking about the nigger tower that we did at Top Lobster's Ranch.
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I was disappointed with the fact that nobody in the audience shouted it out when Clint asked for it,
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but then I realized, because all of our audience are a bunch of old men,
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they are all obviously racist, but the issue was they just didn't hear us.
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Well, the other problem is they all brought their wives with them, you know?
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Or they're very, much younger girl toys, I guess.
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Dude, it was a great test of our, you know, our, like, our, I don't know what the word I'm looking for is.
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Our, yeah, our consistency, I guess, or something.
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You know, it's certainly not who we were expecting,
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but we performed just like we do on Tower Gang every night anyway.
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I mean, it's weird, but those are the people who watch us.
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It was weird, like, occasionally looking out and being like, oh, yeah, these are the people here right now.
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I thought that the fats was going to, like, make it weird and awkward,
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but if anything, I got more of a weird vibe about arguing whether we should genocide the white women.
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Like, I got more of a weird, but it's like, like, I feel like that's more, that's less vicious than, like, fat people.
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The fat people were in the back laughing it up.
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What we'll say is, so we brought up a fat guy and Ashton Birdie, and they had to, we made our cases for who we thought should be genocided.
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And then we brought them up, and then they made their defenses of each other, of, like, why they, like, the fat, we had a fat guy come up from, he's not from Swamp Cuts.
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So he came up, and he, and he was the fat guy, and he, and then, and then Ashton came up, and she was the white woman.
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And then they, and then Ashton made some terrible, she didn't make any good arguments.
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She was like, so this would only be white women, right?
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It was like watching the Amber Heard Johnny Depp trial.
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And so, and so it did come up to where we did genocide white women.
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I know there was a lot, some people that said if white women don't win, it's rigged.
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And honestly, by the end of that exchange that we had, I was, I don't even know why we even
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Because if anything, I was like, I kind of like fat people.
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Maybe it's just the contrast against the white woman.
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And it's like, which I thought was just kind of like cheesy.
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But then the more, like some of the white women groaned and some of the arguments they
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made, the more I was like, if anything, like you guys are just making me think it more.
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One of my favorite moments was the crowd just started chanting, kill white women.
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And one of the best times was we went out shooting beforehand.
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Man, Toad got to shoot for the first time ever?
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It was one of the first, I do remember having to be like that scene in Ghost, you know,
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But this is where you put the stock of the gun right here.
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We had to take the stock off of the shotgun for Toad to be able to get it up.
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It is weird when you see people who don't know how to shoot their instincts.
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Like, they always want to, like, tuck it in their armpit, like, the gun.
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They're like trying to, like, almost like put it under right there and kind of hold it.
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It's almost like they're trying to butt it against their armpit.
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Like, you put it, like, right here-ish, you know?
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They're shooting, like, you know in Star Wars, like, when the stormtroopers come through the door right in the first scene?
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Like, all the rebels are holding their guns, like, up like this.
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But that's what everyone, like, wants to naturally shoot.
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And I actually, like, while I'm not, like, a gun expert, I did grow up around guns.
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And it was, like, from, like, the moment I was, like, shortly after I was walking, I was being taught how to use guns.
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So, if anything, it's weird when someone is like, I don't know what I'm doing here.
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I get guns aren't as big of a thing in other places, but.
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Like, we literally went out, so Top has a pond, like, behind us.
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Clint was in basketball shorts and free-balling.
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It's probably the higher end of average, or to lower end of, like, impressive.
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But, it was definitely Reed that you're like, dude, he's in, like, goddamn, like, canvas utility
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pants, and that thing is just poking right through.
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I mean, it wasn't, and honestly, if you looked at it, you'd be like, is that his balls?
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Because there's no way a penis can be that wide.
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Like, you could tell one side of the seam was one ball, and one side of the seam was, like,
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Could you tell one's a little bit larger and hung down more?
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And the other one's just, like, one little imprint of a nut?
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It's weird, yeah, because Reed is this one, like, gigantic long ball, it looks like.
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Well, what it was is that he basically, his pants had his dick and balls in, like, a full
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Like, it was just kind of, like, straying them there.
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But instead of, like, you know, losing blood flow, it must have, like, I don't know, increased
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It's what happens when an unsusual force meets an immovable object.
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It went on for, like, like, the discussion about this went on for probably a good five
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Like, I thought it was going to be, like, 30 seconds.
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I was like, ha, ha, and then it just, like, kept going.
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Reed started doing the move where he put his hands in his pockets and then, like, kind
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of thrust him forward to try to hide his bulge.
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It's like, look at him, ashamed of his big, juicy cock.
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We literally were walking back, and I just, like, noticed it.
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Like, I was, like, I just looked down, and I just saw it, and I was like, hold up.
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Oh, are we not going to talk about, like, the fucking meat on this man?
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I mean, if there was more than two women at the thing, I mean, he could have fucked
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You say that, but maybe this is small dick cope, but if I was a woman, if I saw that,
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especially when I understand the mechanics of canvas pants and, like, how impressive
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it is to have that large of a bulge in that, you know, in that situation, I'd be like, keep
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So, now you understand why, it's not that I'm murdering the lot lizards.
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It's that, you know, if they want it, I got to give it to them, and then the results are
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Your giant meat is ripping them in half, and it's just, you're just like, well, they
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It's just kind of, it's like manslaughter, maybe cock slaughter, you know.
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Officer, no, I didn't use my machete, my bloody machete right there to chop them up.
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Yeah, when we thought we saw a snake in the grass out there, it was actually just Reed
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Speaking of dropping dong, Top's kid kept, like, all his pants down every five minutes.
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It was like, he just wants to be in the Tower Gang chat, you know.
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You would not think that if you were one of those little chicks or ducklings, though.
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The daughter would just, like, grab one of those ducklings and just, like, strangle
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And you're just like, wow, he looks happy right now.
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It gets them used to being handled, so, I don't know.
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Like, I know with, like, my cast and stuff, like, my kids...
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Yeah, but two of them died in the duration of our stay.
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People don't realize when it comes to small animals, they have pretty high death rates.
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Like, I mean, because like I said with the cat stuff, I mean, I'd say probably, I don't
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know, maybe one out of six or one to ten would probably die, you know, in the letter, depending.
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I know we've looked in the stats before, and our cattery does a good job of it, so...
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Is it the mama cat just not taking care of them, or is it just kind of like...
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Sometimes, like, especially with animals that breastfeed, if they're born with a cleft
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palate, that's basically a death sentence, because they're...
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Unless you're able to detect it early, and you're able to fucking, like, tube feed, they're
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probably gonna aspirate and end up choking to death on the milk.
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So, like, when it comes to animals, like, a lot of them, especially animals that have
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large litters or whatever, they tend to die a lot.
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Now, animals that, like, humans that have one or two kids is, like, there's higher survival
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Yeah, also, if the mother cat is a progressive, it will kill its babies.
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Oh, dude, I did have one kill its own on accident once, because they chew up the umbilical cord,
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and it accidentally chewed too far, and it fucking, like, cut it open.
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It was before we could catch it, and we're like, oh, my God, it was disgusting.
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Yeah, he has a daughter who's a serial killer, and he has a trans son, is what I found out.
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But, uh, dude, I had, uh, speaking of breastfeeding, I had some fucking people upset at me today,
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I was like, because I was trying to do the, like, kind of Louis C.K. thing about, of course,
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This baby formula shortage is terrible for millions of babies, and it's just heartbreaking.
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But maybe, if you can't do the one biological thing that you're supposed to do for a kid
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as a woman, maybe the universe is telling you you shouldn't have kids.
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And, like, and I mean, and I, like, I said that as a joke, but there is, like, I was thinking
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There's a, like, there's a vein of comedy, kind of, like, in this kind of thing of how
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we've advanced so much that we're kind of spitting in God's face of, like, oh, you made
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If I can't do that, I'm going to do in vitro fertilization.
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If I can't do that, and then if I somehow have a baby, I'm going to keep it all the
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way through, and then God's like, well, then I'll just make it be born premature.
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So, yeah, we get it all the way through, and then he's just like, well, here's my final
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He was like, you can't produce breast milk, bitch.
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And so, I mean, like, it really is just like...
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Because it's Putin's fault that we don't have any of this stuff.
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It's definitely not the Chinese lockdowns that are causing shortages of a whole bunch
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Also, not like, you know, inflation isn't a problem because of printing money or anything
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Like, that's all just because Putin started this war for no reason.
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Didn't he say, like, the inflation isn't a problem, right?
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At one point, he said that it was good at one point.
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And he also said that inflation isn't inflation at one point.
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Dude, so if Trump were in office right now, I guarantee he'd be like, I have the biggest
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I mean, no one's had as much inflation as I have.
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Right now, if we had Trump as president, do you think we'd even be in the Ukrainian war right
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I mean, everything else would be just as bad as it is.
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But that is the one thing where I've been like, it's incredible that we're in this war.
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Like, I mean, it's so stupid that it's gotten to this point.
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Like, it's not like this was something that was really hard to avoid.
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And when this first started kicking off a couple months ago, I actually thought, like,
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this is the first time I can honestly say I actually wish Trump were still president instead
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Because I just feel like Trump would have talked to Putin, you know?
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I mean, because he did when he was president, and he was a traitor for doing it or whatever.
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Well, Trump also did arm Ukraine while he was president.
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But I feel like he would have been like, okay, Putin, like, let's talk.
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You take Luhansk and Donetsk, and we'll fucking let you do that and leave you alone.
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Like, I don't think it would have come to this full-scale invasion.
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I don't know how big of a World War II nerd you are.
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I mean, would that not just be like, okay, we'll just keep giving Putin more and more little bits,
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kind of like they did with Hitler, what fucking Neville Chamberlain was doing with Hitler.
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There was another region that he took, like, really early on.
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And they were just like, okay, just let him have that one.
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And, I mean, I guess there's an argument there of, like, well, we can't...
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At some point, you got to tell him, no, you can't take that anymore.
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And I guess a lot of people talk about how they voted to join Russia, which, you know, was...
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But, at the same time, if someone voted to join Germany or voted to join, you know, America,
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Well, here's the thing, like, it's so hypocritical for us to be like, stop that.
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You know, and then we did a ton of shit in Libya and Syria and, you know, in South America and Somalia.
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So, like, to say that, like, to criticize any other country for doing anything like that.
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I mean, we just airstriked, like, the fucking chief general of Iran two years ago.
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And people don't realize who Soleimani was, but it would be, like...
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It would have been, like, Russia airstriking General Patton while he was still alive right after World War II.
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It would have been, like, what the fuck are you doing?
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Which, Ofer, by the way, I was talking to you about because you had some...
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Martha Bueno put up your Twitter shit with her.
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I saw it because he said, I wonder if there's any comedy clip called Chuckle Slovakia.
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But, yeah, so I don't think we'd be exactly where we're at with Trump right now.
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I think we'd be in a little bit better position than, like, Biden because, I mean, I think
00:31:13.020
it's much easier for the elites, I mean, that are actually running the show to use Biden
00:31:18.260
to run the show rather than using Trump to run the show.
00:31:22.320
Like, I think we might have spent more money if Trump were president.
00:31:27.440
Because at least now, when Biden wants to spend, you know, $1.9 trillion, that's like, are you
00:31:36.880
Trump passed a $2.7 trillion bill and then a $2.4 trillion bill in the same year.
00:31:45.120
Or, now, if Biden tries to pass half of that, it's like, this is reckless.
00:31:50.480
Like, if Trump were still in there, if he said, like, fuck it, we're doing $8 trillion, you
00:31:55.980
know, the Democrats wouldn't be like, no, that's too much money.
00:31:59.260
I wonder if Trump would be, I mean, at least Trumpian enough to be like, why are we sending
00:32:13.860
Well, I think he promoted the bill, probably, right?
00:32:16.180
Like, this is the biggest bill in American history.
00:32:21.040
Dude, remember with Thomas Massey, he said we need to, like, kick him out of the Republican
00:32:24.320
Party for not signing, like, not voting for the CARES Act quickly enough or whatever.
00:32:29.760
So, I mean, I could see with spending, I could actually see, I think getting Biden is actually
00:32:35.240
a more fiscally conservative situation because then you actually have pushback and gridlock
00:32:43.360
Like, it's just like, oh, you want to spend money?
00:32:45.060
And we would still have the same, we would still have the same finger pointing about the
00:32:49.040
inflation as in, where right now the, the president, that's why I did see that he, he basically
00:32:53.680
just said this is the Republican fault because, which I don't know.
00:32:57.320
I mean, yeah, it's both their faults, like whatever, like these, both these fucking parties
00:33:02.140
But, I mean, just to put it on the Republicans, it's kind of ridiculous whenever the Democrats,
00:33:06.200
I mean, usually push bigger spending bills, but whatever.
00:33:09.680
But yeah, but to be fair, like so far still, like if you look at 2021 compared to 2020, and
00:33:15.940
I know 2020 was when COVID was kicking off and everything, so that's important to remember,
00:33:24.540
So like all this thing about like the Democrats have caused all this inflation, like technically
00:33:29.700
more of it's coming from 2020 so far than 2021, like definitely Biden's made it worse.
00:33:36.340
And the other thing is like the war, like you can't blame it on Putin, but the war is
00:33:43.800
Like it's causing supply and demand to get fucked up, which causes prices to go up.
00:33:49.500
I mean, like whenever all just money supply expansion, the craziest thing was watching.
00:33:54.200
I don't know if you saw that the, the Russian, I think it's the ruble is actually at a point
00:33:59.200
higher right now than it was previous to the war, which is just like everything they did
00:34:05.720
and all the fucking, the, the fuck the, you know, to try to fuck them over with all the
00:34:09.660
different sanctions and everything, it's just going to fuck us.
00:34:13.240
Like we just, all we did was just fuck us over.
00:34:16.220
And then like, I mean, and innocent people are dying right now.
00:34:20.620
We should get some serious podcasts and use it, use this content.
00:34:26.460
Wait, so this is a good time to pull up fucking pirate eye, fucking Crenshaw's tweet.
00:34:33.040
That was, it was pretty funny because that one, so yeah, pull it up toad.
00:34:36.620
And that's why, uh, Reed has fucked Crenshaw right now because Dan Crenshaw, the, you know,
00:34:41.560
the biggest neocon in the world had to respond to Chig Bungus today.
00:34:47.000
I thought it was because Reed likes a skull fucking people in their eye holes.
00:34:52.720
So, well, Hey, if there's a warm hole, if you move fast enough, it gets wet.
00:34:58.460
So if there's a wet, warm hole, you gotta, you know, you gotta fill it.
00:35:02.200
So Zach Hawkins, Hey, by the way, Zach Hawkins is at episode 69.
00:35:11.940
And we were going to do a, if you guys watch Legion of Skanks, I want to do a pigtails one,
00:35:16.180
but the issue becomes, uh, I mean, if top came, we might be able to, but between me and Clint,
00:35:21.620
I bet you me and him have some good stories of ugly and or fat chicks we've been.
00:35:27.940
Cole was absent until marriage and he doesn't ever think about any woman other than his beautiful,
00:35:37.120
Besides, I do have the one, but everybody's heard my pigtail.
00:35:40.200
I feel like Reed is either like peak ball cell or he's only banged hot chicks.
00:35:47.520
I like leaving the mystery open with like how much I make, what type of women I fuck.
00:35:54.460
It would, it would be pretty cool to talk about.
00:35:56.160
I posted that, um, that poll that said, do you have nudes currently on your phone?
00:36:01.940
And 69%, which I thought that was really funny.
00:36:07.120
And I totally, I, and it had, it got a good amount of gay.
00:36:17.520
Uh, she'll be like, you didn't, you didn't save that.
00:36:23.760
Which I mean, I mean, I just don't believe that 70% or 69% of like these people online
00:36:31.240
I just, and it, and it wasn't, it could be either.
00:36:35.940
A lot of people said both and I, and I, and I, I'm sorry.
00:36:46.980
Or everyone's been conditioned to not be that person in the comments who goes both
00:36:51.700
Like, but that was a, that was one of those few polls where it was actually like, where
00:36:57.660
I would have said both, but I moved them off of my phone.
00:37:03.040
There was a lot of people that said it's on the PC.
00:37:18.760
And I did have somebody say it was Soy Team 6, which he's, which that dude is.
00:37:27.880
Someone asked him, they were like, someone asked, oh, you have nudes?
00:37:33.260
And I'm like, if you don't know that this guy has posted dong on the timeline.
00:37:37.020
Wait, has he posted, has Soy Team 6 posted straight up dong?
00:37:41.380
I know he did one picture once, whereas like he had the fucking, he did that thing where
00:37:45.440
he was not wearing underwear and he was just kind of holding his dick along the side
00:37:49.900
I think he's, and he like was damn near, near his knee, you know?
00:37:52.780
Yeah, dude, dude had a, I mean, him and Reed could sword fight from across the room.
00:38:03.800
He must have an awful personality, because he's a really good looking dude, and he's
00:38:37.160
Which, by the way, Top, do you have nudes on your phone right now?
00:38:44.520
If you, wife, your own, your pecker, your wife's thingamajigs.
00:38:49.280
For some reason, your son, who shows dawn all the time, you just got a picture of it.
00:39:02.340
Don't get me wrong, I haven't gotten nudes from my wife in a long time, but there's ones
00:39:12.860
No, remember, I brought this up before of, is it wrong to jerk off to old nudes of your
00:39:22.860
You mean from a Christian worldview perspective?
00:39:27.240
You mean a woman of your wife before she was of age is what you mean.
00:39:31.460
So that was one question, but the other one was if she has been lost herself.
00:39:40.920
In the chat, we got Spud saying the bulge in sweats.
00:39:51.100
He was kind of holding his dick like a baseball bat through his pants, and you're like, holy
00:39:58.820
Dude, he said Pecker or Decker, a new game where you compare the size of objects to Reed's
00:40:06.280
Am I not the only one who thinks another tournament but with conspiracies would be good for June?
00:40:18.160
Do we have guests who are thinking these or how do we go about it?
00:40:22.520
And conspiracy opens itself well for comedy as well.
00:40:25.960
I said that I wanted to do a tournament of the best slur.
00:40:41.440
Hollow moon theory is what I'm trying to think.
00:40:49.280
Yeah, there's a lot of people that think the moon is fake or it's actually constructed by aliens or some shit like that.
00:40:57.300
Imagine moon is fake and then some other crazy conspiracy.
00:41:00.580
And we discuss both and decide which is most likely.
00:41:03.560
Here, I'll do a quick rundown right now because I literally just watched, I tweeted about this,
00:41:08.400
a nine and a half hour long video from Wendigoon about this whole conspiracy theory iceberg.
00:41:18.940
Actually, well, we're not going to do obvious ones.
00:41:24.240
So the moon one, the moon one basically is that if we're a prison planet,
00:41:29.280
which is a whole other conspiracy theory, but that the moon, because the moon is too big for our size of planet to be a moon.
00:41:39.360
We should have like a moon like a third or like a fourth of the size it is right now.
00:41:46.460
There are lies on science that I don't understand.
00:41:48.360
Like they've calculated, well, and also they've calculated the volume of the moon and it is less than what it should be.
00:41:59.860
Yeah, well, what they did, they put the moon, they put the moon in water.
00:42:08.180
You go, here's the bubbles, here's where your leak is at.
00:42:10.580
Dude, there's so many of these and there's like the whole thing of like there's bunkers on Mars.
00:42:21.160
And like, so maybe Mars was like, like another, like if we're a prison colony, maybe our former like thing was Mars.
00:42:35.020
There's a lot of weird conspiracies about Anarcha, I know that, yeah.
00:42:42.860
Agartha is the stuff that, that's what's passed in Antarctica is Agartha, so where they can get to.
00:42:48.240
Like, Anarcha is really just where they keep the real Jews at and they just don't let you know about it.
00:42:53.040
People, some people legitimately think that the, there was, um.
00:43:04.660
But they think that the Nazis actually did flee to, um, Antarctica.
00:43:16.220
But think about how great that'd be if we get, like, Sam Tripoli on for one of those episodes and we're just discussing, like, crazy off-the-wall ones.
00:43:22.800
Can you imagine debating, like, hollow moon theory versus is Mothman real?
00:43:29.660
Dude, we could 100% get Sam Tripoli because, well, Clint's going on his show, right, soon?
00:43:35.140
And then Ryan Dawson's friends with him, so we could definitely.
00:43:55.220
Yeah, let's do, like, conspiracy edition of Tower Power Hour.
00:43:58.800
It's not, it's not like a, we can't do tournaments too much.
00:44:05.620
I'm such a conspiracy theorist that I have a hard time thinking that one was, like, better
00:44:12.260
Yeah, you got to, like, I mean, you have to accept them all or.
00:44:18.240
You bring your mind up to this, like, crazy, fantastical place.
00:44:21.260
And you're like, all right, now let's square it with reality.
00:44:27.300
I like the Truman idea because you start with trying to select the craziest ones or, like,
00:44:32.660
And then from there, then you're like, all right, now, which is most real?
00:44:35.560
Like, I feel like those could be fun to argue and discuss.
00:44:39.120
Interdimensional Bigfoot is already on the list.
00:45:02.280
Like, maybe everyone in the least four or five months.
00:45:07.640
Those are both future Four Horsemen guests, Eddie Bravo and Sam Tripoli.
00:45:18.940
Dude, Eddie Bravo would be so fucking awesome for this.
00:45:22.580
This specific style of show, and if you're doing, like, a crazy conspiracy type theme thing on top of it, fuck yeah, he'd be perfect.
00:45:31.460
We should have Whitney Webb and Maria Farmer on to, no, I'm just kidding.
00:45:39.920
They have proven that women cannot be involved in any movement.
00:45:46.280
Nick, what is your favorite, legitimate favorite conspiracy theory?
00:46:00.720
Especially, like, in our realm of libertarianism, whatever you want to call it.
00:46:05.200
Once they got you believing the moon, they fucking got you.
00:46:15.580
Like, all that, all that stuff is super sketch.
00:46:20.760
Like, like, we went to the moon and then we can't get back there on video saying, like,
00:46:24.760
oh, we would do it, but we destroyed the technology, all this kind of shit.
00:46:29.400
So people, like, with, I know, I'm going crazy.
00:46:33.020
No, no, it's like, part of me is like, you know what?
00:46:35.400
I have no, like, legitimate arguments otherwise.
00:46:44.280
The best criticism I've had of the moon landing is like, well, how would you keep that a secret
00:46:52.080
And then you look at COVID and you're like, bro, this is a conspiracy, like, crazy.
00:46:57.160
No, no, but all the COVID stuff is already coming out.
00:46:59.500
Yeah, I was going to say, the COVID stuff, people.
00:47:04.200
I wish I could remember examples, but I know for a fact there have been multiple examples
00:47:07.900
of large, widespread conspiracies that we don't consider conspiracies because we're not,
00:47:12.820
like, in a certain sense, it's more grounded in reality.
00:47:15.200
So people aren't like, oh, my God, that's crazy.
00:47:22.060
Yeah, MKUltra, they had a shitload of people who knew about that.
00:47:34.780
You go talk to your army about MKUltra, they're going to look at you side up.
00:47:37.320
MKUltra, the only conspiracy about MKUltra now is how widespread it was.
00:47:42.000
Because they say that we only did it for, like, a little bit.
00:47:45.160
Dude, but you talk to normies, they still don't believe it.
00:48:00.280
I don't have a firm stance on the moon landing.
00:48:02.100
But, because my thing is, the cover-up would be so...
00:48:08.460
There are plenty of examples in history of times where it's been crazy shit.
00:48:20.460
But, okay, obviously, everyone's always going to say, oh, but we know about that.
00:48:25.220
Because, otherwise, we would have nothing to discuss here.
00:48:27.700
Because if you say, oh, there's no way anyone could ever have this large thing that no one ever...
00:48:33.420
Because it's like, as soon as you do, you're like, well, that's not true.
00:48:36.340
What I was saying is, the vaccine, the Pfizer vaccine, they literally were going to keep that a secret for 95 years.
00:49:00.460
The only reason we know about it is because they fucking eventually admitted it.
00:49:06.720
What I wanted to say to read is that the MKUltra thing, it's conspiracy because the CIA says, like, uh...
00:49:20.660
They went back to the moon, what, like eight times?
00:49:27.820
So, like, with 9-11, the Saudi connection to Flight 77 is, like, admitted as being real by the government now.
00:49:38.280
Like, I mean, they've released the 28 pages from the 9-11 report directly tying the funding to the hijackers to...
00:49:53.080
And on top of that, this was in a modern era with an internet in which information got, like, dispensed so immediately.
00:50:06.740
The thing is, like, that has been known for a while.
00:50:10.120
And it's just recently been, like, fully admitted to.
00:50:12.780
But people who pay attention have known about the 28 pages for a long fucking time.
00:50:20.760
So, I don't think the fair standard is to ask your random normie on the street, what do you think?
00:50:27.180
But they also don't know, like, official history about anything.
00:50:35.820
Because part of me is like, eh, it's gonna happen.
00:50:57.580
And he said that the government was going to use hologram to fake the return of Jesus Christ.
00:51:07.040
That is 100% what the guy originally said is that...
00:51:12.580
They would, like, simulate the return of Christ to set up the Antichrist and then bring in
00:51:24.000
That's kind of weirdly smart because they can just be like, whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:51:28.780
They can just completely go full unhinged evil.
00:51:39.100
The Spider-Man Marvel movie, isn't there the guy?
00:51:47.900
They do, like, these foreshadowings, especially in Hollywood.
00:51:53.860
But, so, I've heard the Jesus thing, which is okay, but I feel like what would affect more
00:52:05.340
I don't know enough about Bluebeam, but maybe it was initially the Jesus thing, but it wouldn't
00:52:11.060
Like, let's say Bluebeam got cooked up in the 90s.
00:52:14.000
Like, if I was some dude cooking it up, yeah, I'd be like, yeah, just tell him Jesus came
00:52:17.460
But now, in, like, 2020, you're like, dog, they're gonna be like, what the fuck?
00:52:20.120
And I guess they haven't been setting up the...
00:52:21.780
I guess they haven't been setting up, like, because they were talking about the UFOs,
00:52:25.140
and they were like, yeah, we have no fucking clue what those things are.
00:52:34.080
The Pentagon said the UFOs are real, and they've been here.
00:52:37.420
Maybe that was just an intentional lie that they leaked, so that then they can have Project
00:52:43.460
I think what's really been going on is for decades, they've been flying up fucking their
00:52:47.780
weird little saucers, and they've had this technology just to slowly plant that little
00:53:02.320
He was, like, the head of the Space Department in Israel for, like, 30 years, and he said,
00:53:07.820
there's a galactic federation, and, like, all these different planets, you know, are...
00:53:16.220
The Ashtar are part of this federation, and the only governments on Earth that know about
00:53:20.700
it are the United States and the Israeli government, but the aliens don't want Earth to join their
00:53:29.780
I want to say that's the Ashtars, or the fucking...
00:53:35.860
Well, if they're the space Jews, the Ashtars makes sense, so...
00:53:39.340
He said that he's seen, like, seven kinds of different aliens.
00:53:48.180
I was waiting for, like, okay, I'm looking forward to this leak, and then Trump's coming.
00:53:52.720
But when you hear that, you're like, dude, that's...
00:53:54.380
If it's real, and you're Trump, and you just lost the election, and you know aliens exist,
00:54:03.500
Reid, you were touching on this in the group chat.
00:54:05.940
Do you really think the president knows about that shit?
00:54:07.980
I don't think the president knows about that shit.
00:54:09.420
That's what this Israeli space fucking minister said, so I don't know.
00:54:18.140
Like, I think there are people who, like, they probably seem like they're unimportant to
00:54:22.120
the casual observer, but they're really the one kind of behind the scenes that probably...
00:54:27.100
They're like, no, Mr. President, you only abode at this, you know?
00:54:29.520
Richard Nixon is famously known for bringing the fucking Ralph Cramden from the Honeymooners
00:54:37.100
And that dude's house in, like, upstate New York is shaped like a fucking UFO.
00:54:41.220
According to Clinton, though, fucking Clinton asked to know about it.
00:54:58.100
He said some obvious conspiracy theories that are probably true.
00:55:07.540
There are so many different people who could have killed him.
00:55:17.580
The FBI killing MLK is actually proven in court.
00:55:22.740
Like, that was actually a court ruling that the FBI did kill MLK.
00:55:26.680
But, like, all the shit that they came up with was all retarded.
00:55:33.200
The family brought it to court, I believe, in the 90s.
00:55:35.460
And won the court case that proved that the FBI killed MLK.
00:55:56.980
I feel like behind World War II, there's, like, a veil for most people.
00:56:01.000
Like, World War II, like, back behind that, I don't know a whole lot about.
00:56:16.560
You probably know about how, like, World War I started.
00:56:24.680
We already need to do this in a tournament fashion just because there's so many of them.
00:56:30.900
This is what Jose's just angling to get his way.
00:56:42.300
Just since I was actually talking about it today, Top was about to bring it up.
00:56:48.620
So, I remember thinking in, like, October of 2020, because, like, all these riots are going on.
00:56:56.920
It's like inflation's going to be soaring through the roof.
00:56:59.340
So, I remember thinking, like, holy shit, if I were Trump, I would not want to get reelected right now.
00:57:06.820
But he's Trump, so he can't lose and he can't act like he doesn't want to be president again.
00:57:15.680
And then the election happened and then this whole thing, like, stopped the steal.
00:57:19.380
And I was like, ah, that's exactly what you do.
00:57:24.220
Like, if you've got, like, a strong face and he loses to the heel, he's got to lose to, like, a low blow or a chair shot when the ref's not looking.
00:57:43.180
I wouldn't be surprised if Trump is in the next one and fucking just snags it.
00:57:49.320
I get the, my read of the room right now is a lot of people are slowly turning on Biden.
00:57:58.820
And a lot of people are turning on people that even support of, kind of, sort of support Biden.
00:58:04.800
Like, have you seen, like, just the response to all the Republicans who voted for this $40 billion bill?
00:58:10.520
Like, it's like, and it was most of the Republicans.
00:58:15.600
Dan Crenshaw got ratioed by a dude with a fake name.
00:58:25.560
Like, so these people doing this stuff, like, the MAGA people see this and they go, yeah, look at these fucking faggots trying to sling back in at our fucking party.
00:58:34.280
Like, they know the Democrats are going to be shitty.
00:58:36.120
But, like, I can see this being, like, really the inspiration for the fucking Republicans to be, like, fucking, oh, we're going to take our party back and make it wild.
00:58:46.860
But, dude, that's what, they'll, they'll make the mistake of just using Trump again or, like, getting behind Trump.
00:58:52.400
Like, I got into arguments with Tho Bishop about this.
00:58:55.340
I was like, dude, you don't want the motto to be let's bring the Republican Party back to 2019.
00:59:00.820
Like, you want to be like, yo, we need to fucking clean house and get rid of every motherfucking Republican who sold us out.
00:59:12.080
So, like, I mean, I think if the Republicans are smart, they'll go with DeSantis.
00:59:17.940
And, like, I don't, I don't even want DeSantis to be president.
00:59:21.800
I'm more scared of a DeSantis presidency than a fucking Trump presidency.
00:59:25.500
Can we get away from all this gay shit and talk about some more conspiracy theories?
00:59:34.080
Yeah, we need to talk about, like, oh, yeah, those are fucking, like, good stuff.
00:59:51.940
We were going to do, like, our own pigtail segment, but basically just me and fucking Clint
00:59:58.120
Have you fucked an ugly chick who had pigtails?
01:00:04.580
I just don't know how I can fucking play this whole thing.
01:00:14.480
I was literally sitting here watching it, David.
01:00:20.420
Hey, did we ever say happy birthday to Tyler Yankee?
01:00:25.880
Well, a lot of base people having birthdays right in a row.
01:00:35.660
It's literally a fucking thing about the Las Vegas shooter.
01:00:43.880
Everyone's just going to start DMing the shit about us during the show.
01:01:03.040
He was at the Mandalay Bay, whatever, that concert there.
01:01:21.620
I think Reid would really get a hard-on if he, like, studied the Saudi involvement with this shooting.
01:01:28.840
Because there's some crazy stuff going on there.
01:01:44.800
It's like the most blatant fucking, like, fed shit ever.
01:01:55.240
The most blatant one was that stupid shit that happened in Nashville two years ago.
01:02:06.960
It had a siren going off saying, please evacuate in 30 minutes.
01:02:16.740
Like, oh, white supremacy is such a problem in this neighborhood.
01:02:23.720
He was like, I'm going to set off a dirty bomb.
01:02:28.240
And then nothing happened and we never heard about him ever again.
01:02:35.340
With the fucking liberal January 6th that's impending.
01:02:39.380
If Ray Epps shows up at the SCOTUS building with a bunch of women and he's in drag.
01:02:49.420
And there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it anyway.
01:02:53.200
I mean, there's so many, like, memory hold things.
01:02:56.020
Like I said, the van on Nashville at Christmas.
01:03:00.240
I mean, just even the ones that not necessarily were, like, maybe fed things.
01:03:05.920
And then you have the opposite where they never stop talking about it.
01:03:11.740
But, like, we were talking about this on Saturday.
01:03:21.460
And nobody, that was the one that had Jakob picture in his house.
01:03:26.980
Yeah, and nobody talks about it because he's black and whatever.
01:03:33.200
That almost seems like a natural occurrence that they were going to jump on.
01:03:40.680
I'm just saying things that get memory hold so quickly.
01:03:44.700
By the way, memory hold is what I call my spank bank.
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I've seen the live stream with, like, fucking music.
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Let me break down another conspiracy theory, which ties into why some are bigger than others.
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I think they did actually ban the bump stocks right after that.
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It seemed to be what kind of pushed it over a little bit.
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But I don't think they caused a mass shooting just to get rid of bump stocks.
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It's more of just a moving the needle a little bit.
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They've got to do it with like a certain amount of people.
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We should totally do an Oklahoma City episode once with Scott.
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Well numerology and sacred geometry are almost the same.
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And it's the same thing with the circle of fifths.
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Be sure that we're not a group of intellectuals.
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Wars are satanic rituals to open demonic portals.
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Lizard people trying to get back to their kind.
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But I can't understand not believing in demons.
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And so I got to do a serious conversation with him.
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I actually think that there's a higher likelihood that demons exist than God.
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Let's say DMT does open fucking demonic portals.
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That could be what we're referring to as demons.
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I firmly believe that they don't open demonic portals.
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So this is something else that like Stephen King has wrote about.
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So why did the Aztecs choose a certain spot to do these.
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These ritualistic beheadings and taking their heart out.
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I think that they just open up your mind to the curtain behind of what's going on in your current reality.
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I actually did have a pastor at one point that was just like.
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I legitimately believe that taking drugs will open your mind up to the spirit.
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But there are things that can remove that veil.
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So I'll watch Schindler's list to get ready for the Hall of Fame.
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We'll put out a tweet from the main account saying what fucking crazy conspiracy thing should
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Obviously if we have ones we want to bring to it.
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And we discuss those in one episode and seed the tournament.
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You see the episode of Seinfeld where he makes out with his girlfriend old through Schindler's
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And then his parents are upset about it because they're like what do you mean.
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What I'll say is I think everybody on the show has to watch the nine and a half hour
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It does go over everything and you can just pick out one you like.
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I mean he goes over all of it and he just gives a little short thing on it and is and
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I will commit to that as long as you make this tournament style.
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You even brought up that we're not going to stay on track.
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You have a set of things you're doing every episode.
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So the great thing about fucking the tournaments is it keeps us honest.
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Or the well the conspiracy theory will be our guest.
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I think we should pick like two conspiracy theories.
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There was a tribe in Africa that basically had no connection to the outside world.
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So then these like explorers came and found it.
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They were like different stuff about the stars.
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They would talk about other things that happened.
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The Vatican competes with the Epstein circle for.
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If you understand the history of the Catholic church.
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They pulled the purse string of every goddamn nation.
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How much to do we have to crowdfund to get y'all to go to that demon house in Kansas
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For me also part of why I don't like horror stuff is.
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Who was that couple that went around and did all the.
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You guys see that movie with Jim from the office.
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Like multiple universes to make it to our planet.
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Well they have a legit reason to wear masks to get back.
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Some living things can like survive off of it or around it.
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We feel like us traveling to a planet that's 70% arsenic or something.
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Like they don't show the aliens until the very end.
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There's something terrifying about like the foreshadowing.
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Like the one like where they were in the bunker.
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Because that one is suspenseful because you're like.
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Like the things that terrified me the most is like.
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And I don't even want to say it around my wife.
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I might watch the nine and a half hour thing again.
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Just to get nuked off of YouTube over and over again.
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And it's something that kind of gives us a template.
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That's why I'm saying you don't go deep into it.
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You go deeper into it every subsequent episode.
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So many of these conspiracies we could go deep, deep into.
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Jose is talking about 10 minutes of this and that.
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If we can get into the truth community with this show.
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Because there's so many heavy hitters out there.
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There's a conspiracy on why you can't say faggot.
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Are we just going to just roughly call it Jones and for June.
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Maybe Tom can make a cool thumbnail for the month.
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Having Dan McAdams on the four horsemen this weekend.
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You can find me on Twitter at 2020 No Way Jose.
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So this girl comes in here as like, she's like kind of freaking out.
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She's like, it looks like she's hiding from somebody.
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And then all of a sudden like, she kind of, and then, uh, come on.
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And then the next thing you, and then like, they don't find her.
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And then they find her in the water tower of the hotel, of the same hotel.
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What the fuck am I supposed to get out of this?
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I don't know, but what the fuck is that going to the elevator?
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It's just a really, it's just a really cool little thing.
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the random, uh, stairs in the middle of forest?
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The, the, the ancient civilizations that were just like backfilled.
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Like they just covered like cities that were kind of like,
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they were, they were built in like a pit shape and they just covered it in.
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But they, now they're, they're unveiling it with like these topographic photos
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with this new technology that they can see under the ground.
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Well, uh, that's, I mean, for me, I think like the, um, what's it called?
01:37:16.860
Like where, I mean, they even there again, that's another one that literally just talk
01:37:20.140
about it, but that's one where like, it's, um, what's it called?
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Basically we're resetting, but it's, this has happened over and over and over again.
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Every time we go back to the beginning of human civilization.
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And that's why we'll find like things like Stonehenge.
01:37:37.460
Like we don't know why it's there, who built it like, and, or like the, even some, why are,
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why is the Sphinx so much older than like the pyramids when they were supposed to be
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built around the same time or like, you know, the name of, the name of this thing is the
01:37:53.660
So that's like, I don't know how old they say human beings are, but this is like 14,000
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years old, like a lot of these structures that they're finding.
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And it predates what, uh, biologists or geologists say that like what we were doing.
01:38:07.160
So Jesus was supposed to be around 2000 years ago, but these people were doing advanced
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That goes into the great reset theory of literally just go, because they were saying like, that's
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And then we don't get that, like what's happening.
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It's like, we literally like we go back and then like, they, they reset us back because
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we've gotten too far and then we do this shit over again and we'll find something else.
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And so, yeah, and it could be, you know, thousands, millions, billions of years between it.
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I remember hearing about the case and I do agree with you that it's an interesting.
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It's just like an interesting, like what the fuck happened?
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The great reset theory I'm talking about is, uh, Junkie Jeff is like legitimately, they
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reset humanity, like back to whatever, and it's happened multiple times.
01:39:08.020
We go through these types of cycles of where they, we started beginning, we broke our way
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up to whatever technology, whatever they want to, they, and then the elites of the elite,
01:39:19.580
whatever Illuminati fucking matrix, whatever you want to think about resets.
01:39:24.160
They reset it back and then we go through it again, but we first, but the stuff is still
01:39:31.180
So check this out that like Hollywood media thing where they have to tell you what they're
01:39:38.540
Uh, Stephen King's one of his, one of his best book, his Magnus Opus is the, the dark
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And at the very end you read, I mean, these are like thick books, 400 pages, 500 pages each.
01:39:51.280
And, and it took him a number of years to release it at the, but at the very end, the
01:39:55.760
guy, Roland DeShane, he's the, he's the protagonist in the story.
01:39:59.220
And he's traveling through this like Harry Potter, like world with all kinds of crazy
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And he's, he's looking for this dark tower and he needs to get to the top room at the
01:40:09.940
We don't know why, for whatever reason, this is what he's doing and he's hell bent on
01:40:14.040
And the last chapter it's, oh yes, junkie Jeff knows the last chapter you, you start
01:40:20.280
And, uh, it's like a prologue from Stephen King.
01:40:22.780
And he says, so you, you've been following for like 15 years.
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He's, he's has his hand on the knob and he's about to open it.
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Uh, you can close the book here and walk away knowing that he made it, or you can turn
01:40:37.900
So you turn the next page, he opens the door, walks through it, and he is in the beginning
01:40:48.280
It's like, it's mind blowing because it kind of comes, it's full circle.
01:40:52.760
And it's like, is that what they're doing to us?
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Um, also someone, um, Oh, Magusa mentioned the Mayan calendar.
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Which was supposed to end in 2012, but actually, apparently their years were different.
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So it's actually 2026 is when it's supposed to end.
01:41:18.480
Like if you look into it, it's 2026 is when it's supposed to actually end.
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That's why, that's why they're pushing agenda 2030.
01:41:28.640
I forgot that Spud is really into, uh, sun shit.
01:41:31.600
I forgot because she said every 12,000 years, the sun's Corona micro, micro novas and sets
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Like there's 20 K and 30 K old cave paintings with pictures of it.
01:41:43.260
That's so Andrew from popular Liberty is a big one about like, uh, he knows a lot about
01:41:47.480
the sun and like all these kinds of weird geothermal shit things that are going.
01:41:53.180
If you want to go like deep and like really start interviewing conspiracy people, we,
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Honestly, if I could talk to window goon, I'd be so fucking happy, but I'm going to send
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I mean, just put it on as like background noise.
01:42:09.700
He has a great voice and he just talks about, and you just learn about the conspiracy theories
01:42:12.820
and it goes from like it, by the way, the last like tier, it gets into like philosophical
01:42:19.600
Like there's like at the end, it's like God's ego death.
01:42:24.820
Like it's one of them was like, I think in the final tier was like all conspiracies are
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true or there's one that's like all conspiracies are false.
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Every one of these is a psyop just, and there, I mean, there's other ones back at the, but
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Uh, plug yourself top and we'll get out of here.
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I'm still doing two and I take some, uh, somebody else asked me about that.
01:42:58.640
Um, last week we actually sat down, uh, we were going to record one.
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Uh, Nick wasn't there and we, and we literally talked for two hours about sports with me.
01:43:08.420
Uh, Steve and Nick talk for two hours about sports fucking did a whole thing.
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And then we got done and we're like, we didn't record any of that, but it was probably
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one of our best episodes ever, but hopefully I can get into it this week.
01:43:23.040
I'll have to see, but balls there still doing sports stuff in the NBA playoffs.
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Uh, um, anarcho toad on Twitter, of course, tower power hour.
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We'll have another episode next week where I guess we're going to be talking about conspiracy
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shit and hopefully still being funny and offensive and all that shit.
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And tomorrow, a bunch of us are going to be on stoner Jesus's show.