Tower Gang - Ep 70 - Weak Handshake Energy

00:00:00.900 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.380 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:05.080 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets. 1.00

00:00:08.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:09.020 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:12.140 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:14.280 And now, now.

00:00:16.560 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:21.180 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:23.180 That's right. 0.99

00:00:24.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:26.340 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.700 What? 1.00

00:00:30.860 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.480 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.900 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.840 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:38.140 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.760 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.520 Free! 1.00

00:00:42.420 Free!

00:00:42.860 Free!

00:00:45.200 Welcome to episode 6 million of Tower Gang Power Hour.

00:00:49.680 This is the most important podcast on the planet. 0.94

00:00:52.420 We are single-handedly changing the world with dick jokes and farts and n-words, 1.00

00:00:58.440 and that's what we're about here. 1.00

00:01:00.200 If you fucking don't think that we're for real, you're a fucking idiot because we're unbelievable. 1.00

00:01:05.640 Fuck you. 1.00

00:01:06.180 And everything we say is the truth, and everything that is the truth comes from our mouths. 1.00

00:01:11.140 And if it's not from our mouths, it's not true.

00:01:13.140 It's a lie. 1.00

00:01:13.940 It's fucking fake news, bro. 1.00

00:01:15.320 So, welcome, everybody, to Tower Gang. 0.99

00:01:17.680 This is Toad.

00:01:18.420 This is Jose.

00:01:19.400 This is Cole.

00:01:20.340 I'm Clint.

00:01:21.380 Later, we'll have our Top Lobster. 1.00

00:01:22.840 He's a fucking lunatic. 1.00

00:01:24.080 This is going to be amazing. 1.00

00:01:25.160 Welcome.

00:01:26.220 Dude, you were so amped up.

00:01:27.580 You were talking today about wanting to start writing music again, and he just got you in 0.99

00:01:31.820 some kind of, like, fucking mindset already. 1.00

00:01:34.180 I just watched Top go to war for, like, fucking six hours over the stupidest shit imaginable. 1.00

00:01:40.160 So, like, I'm geared up. 1.00

00:01:41.640 He's so retarded. 1.00

00:01:43.700 Yeah, if you see Clint's t-shirt right now, that's actually all crack on his shirt right 0.99

00:01:48.100 now.

00:01:48.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:01:49.640 That's what's going on.

00:01:50.520 He's just crack rocks, brother. 1.00

00:01:52.080 Crack rocks are fucking, they ought to be legalized so I can fucking mainline that shit. 1.00

00:01:56.680 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:01:57.500 Oh, boy.

00:01:58.040 That's the truth. 0.97

00:02:01.160 Dude, Top was going so fucking hard today. 0.97

00:02:03.800 Like, I, like... 0.98

00:02:04.900 It wasn't necessarily hard, but yes.

00:02:07.540 But it's so funny, but whenever, uh, whenever, for some reason, whenever Top goes hard on

00:02:11.540 somebody, the entire community, like, starts going at each other for some reason. 0.97

00:02:15.800 Like, you had, like, Popo going at it, and then you had fucking Justin. 1.00

00:02:19.000 You had, like, everybody just, like, fucking, just putting out the nastiest shit, dude. 1.00

00:02:25.220 People were going fucking hardcore. 1.00

00:02:26.760 Or Popo and Natalie going to war. 0.99

00:02:28.720 Oh, that was the other, I forgot about Natalie.

00:02:31.920 They got into it along the way somehow.

00:02:34.480 Oh, he said something about, like, if I see somebody that works at Mises, I'm gonna, 0.99

00:02:38.400 he said, like, I'm gonna punch them in the face, or I'm gonna... 0.92

00:02:40.820 Yeah, that line was kind of funny. 0.99

00:02:43.040 He's like, I could beat up the entire Mises caucus on my own or some shit like that. 0.96

00:02:47.580 I was like, all right. 0.82

00:02:47.880 And Natalie, and Natalie goes, uh, I'd like to see you try or something like that. 1.00

00:02:53.100 Excuse me, you're a fucking woman. 1.00

00:02:56.760 Yeah, but I don't know how that works exactly. 1.00

00:03:00.000 Did she, like, lift her boobs up and, like, defend her face with them? 1.00

00:03:03.660 I'm not really sure.

00:03:04.580 No, there is no, no justifying a woman defeating a man in battle, all right? 0.98

00:03:09.320 Okay.

00:03:10.180 Toad just wanted to imagine...

00:03:11.380 There's also that Nick Ashley and Popo were fighting Scott Greer, which I did see that.

00:03:16.600 I unblocked my neck, so the only thing I saw was Scott Greer post Nick Ashley's photo and said,

00:03:21.260 uh, you're trying to hide that double chin with your beard, it's not working, bro. 0.96

00:03:24.920 It was just so fucking funny. 0.97

00:03:27.160 Yeah, it was pretty good. 0.94

00:03:28.220 I don't know the context. 0.52

00:03:29.220 I'm sure Scott was in the wrong, but that was a pretty fucking funny, uh, claim. 0.52

00:03:33.120 And it is funny. 0.62

00:03:34.060 Like, I have no, uh, ill will against Nick, but we've, we've, everyone knows, a lot of

00:03:37.740 people know he's had us blocked for a long time. 0.98

00:03:40.060 But, uh, for whatever fucking reason. 0.94

00:03:42.000 But it is funny that, like, he just re-enters our world just randomly from Scott Greer. 0.99

00:03:46.700 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:03:48.520 Well, when I saw him, I was like, is that Nick, or is that the, uh, that porn star? 1.00

00:03:52.880 That, that, that dude?

00:03:54.080 That one guy that looks exactly like him?

00:03:56.360 The one who just died?

00:03:57.160 The long one, or whatever?

00:03:58.580 Or, there's one that just died.

00:03:59.840 The one who died?

00:04:00.880 What?

00:04:01.200 Somebody just died.

00:04:02.040 I saw Buck Angel sharing it.

00:04:05.400 No way. 0.76

00:04:06.360 Yeah, there was that one, like, a porn star died?

00:04:09.040 Impossible. 0.67

00:04:09.480 No way.

00:04:11.360 They died, like, all the time.

00:04:12.740 Why, why are we-

00:04:13.160 What kind of overdose was it?

00:04:14.480 Like, really?

00:04:15.300 What, what kind of-

00:04:16.800 It's either suicide or drug OD.

00:04:18.580 That's how they all go out.

00:04:19.680 I don't know.

00:04:20.060 I didn't read it.

00:04:20.780 I just, I know, I like Buck Angel.

00:04:22.540 It's, like, I know Buck gets in a lot of, like, the weird trans stuff, but it's, it's, 1.00

00:04:26.180 I don't know, the energy of, like, an old woman dude, like, bitching out, like, 1.00

00:04:30.640 trannies is fucking hilarious to me. 1.00

00:04:32.600 But, yeah, no, it was the one who looks like Nick Ashley. 0.98

00:04:34.660 I swear.

00:04:35.180 I don't, I don't remember the name.

00:04:36.040 It's something long.

00:04:36.960 That's the one I died.

00:04:37.560 Well, of course it's something long.

00:04:39.760 But I, I'm surprised that Clint, when he was listing off all the possibilities of what

00:04:43.560 can kill a porn star, he didn't mention STDs.

00:04:46.200 Wouldn't that be, like, the number one? 0.97

00:04:47.320 Those don't, those, I mean, but now, the SCDs don't kill you anymore.

00:04:52.080 Yeah, what do you do?

00:04:53.320 I was about to ask, like, what, I don't think, do, do male porn stars kill themselves? 0.92

00:04:58.040 I always hear, like, the female porn stars, they always die. 1.00

00:05:00.020 Yeah, it's the females, of course. 1.00

00:05:01.480 But the males, they don't die, do they?

00:05:03.760 They just, like, they get a high five from the bros? 0.90

00:05:05.960 Like, dude, you just smash like a ton of poo. 0.97

00:05:07.460 Sometimes they overdose on drugs.

00:05:09.420 I mean, that's, it's kind of a reckless.

00:05:11.140 I guess overdose, yeah, but they're not committing suicide.

00:05:13.760 They've already, I mean. 0.99

00:05:14.520 No, they're fucking partying. 0.99

00:05:16.340 They're, they're having the time of their lives. 1.00

00:05:17.540 Of course they don't want to die.

00:05:18.420 Yeah.

00:05:18.520 The only thing I can think of, like, suicide is, like, you're just like, hey, like, you've

00:05:22.640 peaked.

00:05:23.400 Like, you went to the top.

00:05:25.220 Yeah.

00:05:25.360 And now it's all downhill from here.

00:05:26.680 In fairness, are you really at the top just because you're, like, you're hammering a

00:05:31.720 bunch of chicks that, like, hammer a thousand dudes a year? 1.00

00:05:34.420 Like, I just.

00:05:34.880 If you're on top of them, yes.

00:05:37.660 That's literal, not, not in reality.

00:05:39.880 I don't, I don't think so.

00:05:41.120 I don't think.

00:05:41.600 That's true.

00:05:41.900 And it's also, it's a job.

00:05:43.300 Like, at some point.

00:05:44.740 There's got to be a mathematical equation to that if you think about it. 0.68

00:05:47.660 Because if a vagina is reduced in value at each subsequent use by a different partner, 0.91

00:05:52.820 I'm sure you could think of a way to determine if a porn star is, is, like, actually, you 0.95

00:05:59.000 know, accruing more value than, than a normal guy that probably has a 10 to 20 range body

00:06:03.340 count.

00:06:03.980 I don't know.

00:06:04.360 That's a good, good thought count, you know?

00:06:06.000 Yeah.

00:06:06.860 But, I don't know.

00:06:08.120 There's math to be done.

00:06:10.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:11.640 Pussies have, like, diminishing returns, I guess. 1.00

00:06:17.020 But it only is wanting to exchange dick partners. 1.00

00:06:19.680 It can have the same dick a million times, and it only counts as, like, one dick. 1.00

00:06:24.160 So, you know. 0.99

00:06:24.780 I watched Cat Williams' new stand-up special on Netflix last night, and he does 45 minutes 0.98

00:06:29.580 on Pussy. 1.00

00:06:30.740 That's, that's 45 minutes of his hour is about Pussy. 1.00

00:06:35.320 It's crazy, dude. 0.99

00:06:36.180 And it's not even that good, but it's just so graphic, and he's such a, like, he's, like,

00:06:40.840 he's so active on the stage, you know?

00:06:43.020 It kind of makes it kind of funny, but it's still, like, just, I, God, I don't think I'll 0.99

00:06:47.120 ever hear the word Pussy without hearing it in his voice. 0.99

00:06:49.680 He's got to be, like, 60. 0.99

00:06:50.800 But he, but he just keeps talking about how, like, during the pandemic, he's like, I tried 1.00

00:06:54.420 all types of Pussy. 1.00

00:06:55.780 Big, big, big old Pussy, fat Pussy, skinny Pussy. 1.00

00:06:59.020 I've tried them all. 1.00

00:07:00.080 I've tried them all. 0.99

00:07:00.560 They're all fucking great. 0.97

00:07:01.720 They're all precious. 0.98

00:07:02.780 They're all incredible. 1.00

00:07:03.560 But the number one Pussy is Creamy Pussy, and I'm just like, oh, I don't want to talk 1.00

00:07:06.960 about Pussy anymore. 1.00

00:07:07.500 This makes me think of, like, a movie talker, Josh Denny. 0.99

00:07:13.440 Basically.

00:07:13.800 Dude, this reminds me of the other day, do you know Manic Cannibal?

00:07:19.260 I can't remember where it hurt. 1.00

00:07:20.680 Whatever the fuck her name is. 1.00

00:07:22.660 Donna. 1.00

00:07:22.960 Donna, yeah, that's right.

00:07:24.140 She put up the thing of, like, what woman's body do you like? 1.00

00:07:27.960 And it said, like, skinny, like, fat.

00:07:32.120 I don't know if it was fat.

00:07:32.960 Was it fat?

00:07:33.880 I think it was skinny, fat. 0.69

00:07:35.540 Plus size. 0.71

00:07:36.700 Or plus size.

00:07:37.960 And then, like, it said woman or other.

00:07:40.300 And I just, like, like, pulls pin out or grenade.

00:07:43.020 I like my women normal sized. 1.00

00:07:44.660 And, like, throw. 0.75

00:07:45.580 It's just, like, because, like, you know, like, she didn't have normal on there, which

00:07:49.660 is just really funny to me.

00:07:50.920 Like, it's, like, I like them skinny.

00:07:52.760 That is, like, that brings up a good topic. 0.99

00:07:55.720 It's the Uni Numi Numa Numa Nu, whatever the fuck the bitch's name was, from Sports Illustrated. 0.99

00:08:02.000 That's what started the whole conversation. 0.99

00:08:03.480 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:08:04.420 That Numa Numa fucking bitch. 1.00

00:08:06.640 The fat Asian chick. 1.00

00:08:08.800 Although she's, like, at that weird line. 1.00

00:08:11.100 She's definitely fat. 1.00

00:08:12.200 She's over the line.

00:08:13.500 She passed the line, like, 30 cheeseburgers ago. 1.00

00:08:17.020 I will add to it, they obviously smoothed out all the shit. 0.99

00:08:21.160 But, I don't know. 0.99

00:08:21.760 Anyways, they're giving fat chicks back their self-esteem. 1.00

00:08:24.440 And I'm not here for it, because that's the best part of them, is the lack thereof of it.

00:08:28.280 Oh.

00:08:30.120 That's a good thought.

00:08:31.520 Like, you're, like, I don't want them to be seen as beautiful.

00:08:34.320 Because that's their only, that's the best part of them.

00:08:36.880 They know they're not.

00:08:39.960 When I saw that Sports Illustrated cover, I actually thought it was National Geographic.

00:08:44.240 And I was looking at a whale, so.

00:08:45.740 Well, it's actually part of the depopulation agenda, that they want fat chicks to think 1.00

00:08:51.100 that they're valuable, so that they will stop procreating.

00:08:53.460 It's, it's almost ingenious how they're doing it.

00:08:55.820 And it's almost, it's working, I think. 0.99

00:08:57.380 Because a lot of fat chicks are probably not fucking anyone. 1.00

00:08:59.340 Dude, I'm telling you, though, young guys, dudes out there, like, especially if you're, 1.00

00:09:03.360 like, unmarried, still in that time of your life, or you're slaying puss, hear me out. 1.00

00:09:06.800 I know most people don't want to fuck fat chicks, but I'm telling you, that shit is fire. 1.00

00:09:10.560 But, it comes with the added thing, if you can't let them get too big for their britches. 1.00

00:09:16.040 You know?

00:09:16.760 I don't mean literally, obviously.

00:09:18.860 Like, you can't, you can't tell them.

00:09:21.440 Like, you can't be nice to them.

00:09:22.640 You can't treat them like people.

00:09:23.700 Like, you just can't, like, yes, use them for sexual needs, but don't let them think

00:09:29.080 they're at the station of human, because then they'll start, then you lose the benefits of 1.00

00:09:33.720 fat chicks, because they do depraved shit. 1.00

00:09:35.660 But if they start developing self-worth, self-worth, self-worth, god damn lisp, that shit goes right away. 1.00

00:09:42.860 Now, Clint understands this, and I told us, too, of, like, the NBA or, like, the NFL draft, 0.99

00:09:49.340 you'll have, like, a project.

00:09:50.680 You'll have, like, a, like, a quarterback.

00:09:52.240 So, and they have, it's called a project quarterback.

00:09:54.400 Are the fat chicks the project women of, like, the dating world? 1.00

00:09:58.560 They usually live in the projects.

00:10:00.500 So, like, if I can put in work into this one, I know, like, she's got, like, I can tell the face is okay,

00:10:07.200 but if I put in the work, because she's a whale right now. 0.91

00:10:09.540 But if I put in a couple of years, very few women are fat in their 20s, 1.00

00:10:13.480 and they end up being dime pieces in their 30s.

00:10:15.360 So, I think that's a terrible investment strategy.

00:10:17.580 But a lot of project quarterbacks don't work out either.

00:10:19.920 Only a couple.

00:10:20.640 Fat chicks are the pinch hitters. 1.00

00:10:23.600 You just use them once and get the fuck rid of them. 0.99

00:10:27.960 Every now and then, you hit them back up when you really, really, really need them, 0.72

00:10:31.360 but for the most part, you stay away.

00:10:33.880 And they come into clutch moments when you really need a hit.

00:10:38.880 My mission was always to try and not sleep with them.

00:10:42.740 I just wanted to get blown, because I feel like if you give them any pleasure whatsoever, they'll never leave you. 1.00

00:10:48.880 So, you just have to, like, let them pleasure you, get the fuck on, and that's the end of your relationship. 1.00

00:10:55.220 I mean, obviously, they stop by periodically to pleasure you again, thinking that at some point you'll cave in when I have sex with them, but you never will. 1.00

00:11:01.500 And that's really the key.

00:11:04.160 Well, I thought it was also because they're obviously really good at it, because they have to develop that skill.

00:11:08.980 Oh, dude, you're not lying. 1.00

00:11:10.040 Fat chicks suck dick like they're fucking starving. 1.00

00:11:12.440 It's incredible. 1.00

00:11:13.700 I really, I think that that's probably what they ought to find value in themselves for, you know, that skill set. 0.99

00:11:21.540 It's like Sports Illustrated, but the sport is sucking penis. 0.99

00:11:25.840 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:11:27.280 Like, if it was Dick Suckers Illustrated, then I would understand why that chick would be on the cover. 0.99

00:11:32.520 But other than that, I don't get it.

00:11:34.860 Instead of the swimsuit edition, it's the cock gobbler edition or something like that.

00:11:39.480 Correct.

00:11:40.380 Yeah.

00:11:41.400 Cock gobbler monthly. 1.00

00:11:43.040 But it was, it was funny because I saw somebody, I think it was Freebird, tweeting something like, y'all still going to go home and jerk off to this chick. 0.97

00:11:53.080 And I was like, I don't think, I don't think anybody's jerked off to like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition since like Bush wasn't in office. 0.87

00:12:00.380 Like, it's not happening. 0.98

00:12:01.900 People act like you're going to jerk off to them, but it's like, even when I'm banging fat chicks, I'm not going to lie, it's hard to, it's hard to keep it. 0.99

00:12:09.640 Or that's one of the times where you really got to be like, stay up, buddy, stay up. 0.99

00:12:13.820 Like, I don't ever struggle with that.

00:12:16.920 I mean, but like, I do remember the day. 0.99

00:12:19.220 If you have to like mindfuck yourself into staying hard when you're fucking a fat chick, that might be your body's way of telling you, stop what you're doing. 1.00

00:12:26.820 Maybe. 1.00

00:12:27.380 You have to really use your imagination or, I don't know, maybe immerse yourself in her gigantic titties. 0.98

00:12:33.740 Yeah. 0.88

00:12:33.980 I mean, once you start like not looking at what's going on, you're like, oh, this feels good.

00:12:37.500 Then you'll start getting back up, you know, and just look away, close your eyes and be like, I just, I'm just here for the feeling.

00:12:44.760 That's it.

00:12:45.220 Like, I'm not. 0.99

00:12:46.680 Well, the other problem is like, do fat chicks tend to have like really cavernous pussies? 1.00

00:12:51.080 So like, you can't even like feel anything really? 1.00

00:12:53.940 Like, unless your dick is that wide. 1.00

00:12:56.080 It's because fat chicks end up with a lot of black guys. 1.00

00:12:58.360 So they, they get blown out young and then, uh, at some point it just doesn't bounce back. 0.98

00:13:07.080 Offer asked if we tried to get Crack Amico on TPH, uh, on the show.

00:13:12.320 Uh, no, we have tried, we tried like once, but I actually think Zach Amico, Crack Amico would actually be an amazing guest.

00:13:19.520 So if you guys ever want to like pester him, that's, I'm all for it.

00:13:22.260 So I think Zach would be amazing.

00:13:25.460 Dude, I forgot about the chat.

00:13:26.900 I'm pumped.

00:13:27.940 Oh yeah.

00:13:28.320 Oh, I do want to mention we are on Odyssey.

00:13:30.340 Follow us on Odyssey.

00:13:30.880 If you really want our chats to get brought up, they will almost certainly, if you do it on Odyssey, at least if you have good stuff.

00:13:36.880 Right now we got our super fan P Nord in there.

00:13:39.000 He says, yo nigs.

00:13:39.940 And then something, oh diggity says sup. 0.55

00:13:42.360 Well, yeah, on Odyssey you're allowed to be as racist as possible.

00:13:47.780 Wait, Crack Amico is different than Zach Amico? 0.99

00:13:50.020 Are you fucking with me? 0.98

00:13:51.080 I think he's just saying like, it's like a, uh, same guy, different person. 1.00

00:13:55.400 If you know what I'm talking about.

00:13:56.620 That's his drug addict, alter ego.

00:13:59.340 Oh, okay.

00:14:00.560 I know.

00:14:00.840 Either way, I know on the show he is the, Jesus Christ.

00:14:04.480 Did you see the chat just dropped?

00:14:06.120 Oh my God.

00:14:09.320 I wish we could share that on the screen somehow.

00:14:12.360 You could, you could say it.

00:14:14.540 Well, no, I'm not.

00:14:15.620 Is it in the shape of something?

00:14:18.460 It looks like it's tried to be in the shape of something.

00:14:21.260 Oh, it's just a guy just put it.

00:14:22.640 I mean, what? 0.99

00:14:23.800 A hundred niggers? 1.00

00:14:25.040 Like, it literally just like, it's literally like, I don't know if it's supposed to be in the shape of something, but it's not coming out. 0.94

00:14:30.480 Yeah, I don't know if it's in the shape.

00:14:31.720 If it's in the shape of the N-word, that'd be really funny. 1.00

00:14:36.460 Shout out, shout out to whoever did that. 0.53

00:14:38.080 I really appreciate you.

00:14:39.220 Ignore the ranch.

00:14:39.960 And also shout out Odyssey for actually being a free speech platform.

00:14:43.980 By the way, I'm telling you, I don't even know why we're putting this up on YouTube anymore.

00:14:46.680 We ought to be exclusively Odyssey, and we ought to be just fucking dropping ends all over the place. 0.99

00:14:52.220 It's just a fuck you to YouTube, basically. 0.99

00:14:54.500 It's just like, we're going to just keep doing it. 0.99

00:14:56.440 You can keep bailing us, whatever.

00:14:57.900 I do think we should keep it to only like one to three episodes, so on there.

00:15:03.320 That way it's something that siphons people to the Odyssey and elsewhere, because like this one's the other episodes, you got to go elsewhere.

00:15:09.460 By year end, we will have a big enough audience over on Odyssey that I think we'll be using it exclusively.

00:15:14.280 So I like it.

00:15:15.120 I like it as a bridging the gap. 1.00

00:15:17.140 But you guys over in the chat on the Odyssey, I want you to fucking say really fucked up shit all night, please. 1.00

00:15:22.660 Really fucked up shit. 1.00

00:15:23.440 We don't care. 1.00

00:15:23.840 It fires it up.

00:15:25.500 It motivates us.

00:15:26.680 Yes.

00:15:27.080 Makes me optimistic about the future of humanity.

00:15:29.720 Also, how far away?

00:15:31.600 I don't know.

00:15:32.000 Maybe it's already happened.

00:15:33.020 Has there been a training already on the Sports Illustrated Swimption Edition?

00:15:36.940 Had they already had a training on there yet?

00:15:39.120 They've had to.

00:15:40.000 They had to.

00:15:41.000 If they haven't, how close are we?

00:15:43.500 Is it next year?

00:15:44.500 Is it the next year?

00:15:45.540 Yeah.

00:15:45.880 Or like 100%.

00:15:47.120 I would almost bet money they've already done it.

00:15:49.580 I don't know.

00:15:49.980 But didn't they get rid of the Swimption Edition for a while?

00:15:52.640 Because they were like, this is misogynist.

00:15:54.660 We can't do this.

00:15:55.660 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:55.840 And then they just brought it back to make our fucking boners go away. 1.00

00:15:58.720 It's incredible. 0.99

00:15:59.520 It's incredible what they're doing to us.

00:16:00.860 They want us to not have kids.

00:16:04.120 They want us to not have relationships. 0.95

00:16:05.360 They want us to think that fat women are hot when they're not. 1.00

00:16:08.880 I mean, basically, they're trying to sexualize what amounts to a human vacuum cleaner. 1.00

00:16:14.280 I mean, what a fat woman is, is just a device to extract semen from your dick with their mouth. 1.00

00:16:19.860 And it's just tragic that they're trying to make them feel as if they're anything more than that. 1.00

00:16:24.060 It's really offensive.

00:16:24.540 And by the way, Jose, it happened last year.

00:16:26.680 So, yeah, you were right.

00:16:28.200 By the way.

00:16:29.160 On the cover, too.

00:16:30.660 A trans model. 0.84

00:16:31.340 Now that I think about it, this could be like a long-term eugenics type thing, especially for the fat chicks, if you think about it. 1.00

00:16:38.320 Because this is essentially a long way to genocide of the fat chicks. 0.99

00:16:41.760 Because with their increased self-worth, they're going to get laid less because dudes are going to be like, no. 0.86

00:16:49.320 Obviously, they seem to have a distorted view of their value.

00:16:53.200 Jose.

00:16:53.640 Jose is literally stealing my idea from five minutes ago.

00:16:56.640 This is incredible.

00:16:57.500 I'm saying we're an evolutionary biological for specifically the fat chicks. 1.00

00:17:02.280 Because now they're not going to get as much semen, therefore less likely to create fucking children, thus not perpetuating. 0.99

00:17:09.640 Completely fucking up their whole reproduction scheme they've got going. 1.00

00:17:12.860 That's the thing with fat chicks. 1.00

00:17:14.360 That's why. 1.00

00:17:15.120 Do you think if Jose was gay, he would only fuck fat dudes, too? 1.00

00:17:18.780 I don't know. 1.00

00:17:19.660 I don't know if fat dudes would do more. 0.70

00:17:21.700 I mean, I feel like dudes just do probably. 0.66

00:17:23.980 Oh, 100% fat dudes would do more. 1.00

00:17:26.040 You think so, though? 0.96

00:17:26.820 I feel like when you're in gay town, it's just like, already, it's just 10. 0.99

00:17:30.600 Like, there's like, everyone's at 10.

00:17:32.620 Like, dude, no, I do everything. 1.00

00:17:34.040 I'll suck three dicks at a time. 1.00

00:17:35.300 I don't care. 1.00

00:17:36.120 The hot gay guys don't know how to blow a dude, I feel like. 1.00

00:17:40.600 Well, I don't think that's true, because I think you wind up with that skill because of the amount that you eat. 0.97

00:17:46.880 It's like hot women, they can blow with teeth, and you'll still be like, this is pretty cool. 1.00

00:17:52.660 Same with a hot gay guy. 0.99

00:17:53.940 Same thing. 1.00

00:17:54.600 So you've got a fucking 400-pound tank of a man, and he'll just deep throw at you all night. 0.99

00:17:58.940 And I feel like the hot gay guys also, now, they might be the ones, I don't know if this is true or not, for the gay culture, but I feel like the hot gay guys are usually like the Twinkie ones, so they would be like the power bottoms. 0.99

00:18:12.600 I don't know if that's true. 0.89

00:18:13.960 Yeah, just throw it back.

00:18:15.600 Yeah, they're throwing it back. 0.97

00:18:16.900 So they might have the better butthole. 0.98

00:18:18.260 Their butthole might be real nice, but I bet their throat game is not on point. 1.00

00:18:23.040 That's for the fatties. 1.00

00:18:23.820 Yeah, the throat game is strong.

00:18:24.820 But Patino says, turns out Tower Power is an FBI op to become the character the left so desperately needs.

00:18:31.960 It's going to be sad when we all get put into camps for laughing at this.

00:18:34.700 Hey, you know what?

00:18:35.900 We'll be there to perform live for you, though.

00:18:37.420 You know what's funny, though?

00:18:38.620 I guess this kind of brings it back to the shooting thing.

00:18:41.020 Like, they will always, the left will come up with some villain of, like, you know, what the, I don't know, the straw man of the right or whatever.

00:18:48.900 But then they have perfect examples like us that they don't even use. 0.99

00:18:52.180 It's like, but then you use this weird kid that, like, I didn't, did any of you guys look into all of his fucking manifesto and shit? 0.93

00:18:58.780 Oh, the only thing I saw about it was that it was plagiarized from the Christchurch guy. 0.97

00:19:06.980 Only thing I saw about it was it was filled with truth.

00:19:09.920 Just unbelievable, poignant truth.

00:19:12.520 But it was 100% plagiarized from the Christchurch shooter.

00:19:16.160 Like, well, the Christchurch shooter was on point, man.

00:19:18.220 My goodness. 0.96

00:19:18.660 We got to do a big section on fucking the Great Replacement Theory for next month, one of the episodes, because it's, I think it's 100% true. 1.00

00:19:33.000 My episode on Liberty Lockdown that gets released tomorrow, I cover that. 0.95

00:19:37.760 So, yeah, it's pretty fucking accurate. 0.91

00:19:40.000 It's like, oh, you guys think a Jewish cabal is trying to bring in immigrants and disrupt the culture that's allowing us to reign above the chaos and force our narrative in policies? 0.98

00:19:50.640 Wah-ha! 1.00

00:19:51.080 I think the only thing I disagree with about it is that I don't think it's really Jewish.

00:19:59.520 Yeah, I mean, I think, like, technically it is, yes.

00:20:02.280 But it's, like, it's not because they're Jewish.

00:20:04.340 It's just happenstance.

00:20:05.740 They're Jewish also.

00:20:07.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:07.900 Like, the early life check is all, I mean, 100% just checked all the boxes on every one of them.

00:20:12.880 But it's like, but it's not just because they're Jewish.

00:20:16.600 It's just kind of, I mean.

00:20:17.720 It was 180 pages.

00:20:19.300 I didn't read the whole thing.

00:20:20.240 But the guy, the guy was on to something, you know?

00:20:23.400 Like, really.

00:20:23.900 Was that the one you were talking about with the?

00:20:26.480 Oh.

00:20:28.040 Well, what did you read the other day?

00:20:31.680 I've mentioned this before that I was on to you.

00:20:33.800 You went, it was a premiere and I thought it was live.

00:20:36.060 And I was live commentating.

00:20:38.440 Yeah.

00:20:39.080 It was the Revolver News piece where they gave the back history for Nina Jankovic, which she is.

00:20:45.700 And did you see today?

00:20:46.740 She resigned.

00:20:48.260 Yeah.

00:20:48.400 Yeah.

00:20:48.680 I know.

00:20:49.220 I think the whole.

00:20:50.300 Literally today she resigned and they came out and they were like, hey, we're going to put this one on hold.

00:20:54.720 We don't know if we're going to do this anymore.

00:20:56.720 It's because Revolver News outed her, dude. 1.00

00:20:59.020 She was a fucking op. 1.00

00:21:00.220 She worked in the UK to, quote unquote, stop disinformation by spreading disinformation against Russia. 1.00

00:21:06.880 And, and, and overthrowing, you know, Russia friendly politicians amongst numerous European countries.

00:21:15.760 It's really, it's, it's incredible. 0.99

00:21:17.340 But she's 100% just a fucking spook. 1.00

00:21:21.000 I don't know if she's like a spook, but she was an, she was an operative. 0.99

00:21:24.460 Like she worked for some, some sort of black ops type deal for sure.

00:21:30.180 Like a hundred percent.

00:21:30.940 I'm, I'm confident of that.

00:21:32.020 So show up my screen. 0.99

00:21:33.520 Damn it. 0.99

00:21:34.000 All right. 1.00

00:21:34.240 What do we got here?

00:21:35.000 Real quick.

00:21:36.000 Ignore the rant on Odyssey said, does Jose want to do a favorite mass shooter tournament

00:21:40.660 now?

00:21:41.520 That would be everything.

00:21:42.700 Oh, that actually might be pretty good.

00:21:45.760 I don't, I don't, I'm not kind of like down on this tournament.

00:21:49.800 Uh, shooting might be easier, but shooter would be pretty cool because we could dive deep, but

00:21:54.680 I guess mass shooting, we could also dive deep into the, uh, the shooter anyways.

00:21:59.020 Yeah.

00:21:59.620 David Brady says, Clint didn't read the whole thing.

00:22:01.640 He just kept writing.

00:22:04.600 And being like, well, this person killed 50 people that, but all right, this one killed

00:22:09.140 20, but you got to think about the, the targets that he hit.

00:22:12.140 And you know what, how much value they had in relative to humanity.

00:22:17.300 I mean, really it was only 12 people.

00:22:19.640 If you really count it, it wasn't, it wasn't a black neighborhood.

00:22:22.580 Dude, with the, with the cost of ammunition, I think that it could be argued that those bullets

00:22:26.460 were more valuable than the people you took out. 0.99

00:22:29.600 All right, so you can show my shit now. 0.99

00:22:33.800 All right. 0.99

00:22:34.040 What are we looking at here?

00:22:36.200 Real quick, real quick.

00:22:37.140 Did anyone watch the video? 0.99

00:22:38.240 Cause it was fucking horrific. 0.99

00:22:40.000 What was that? 0.99

00:22:40.600 No, no, I did not.

00:22:42.140 Oh, you guys didn't see it?

00:22:43.200 Oh my God.

00:22:44.300 This is the, uh, this is the trans woman that was on the cover of Sports Illustrated. 1.00

00:22:49.280 Is it a trans chick?

00:22:50.560 That's a trans chick? 1.00

00:22:51.760 Oh shit. 1.00

00:22:52.320 I was supposed to be crap, dog. 1.00

00:22:53.900 And I have a boner. 1.00

00:22:55.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:56.860 It's a trans chick. 1.00

00:22:57.600 Fuck. 1.00

00:22:59.340 Well, well, I guess I'm gay now. 1.00

00:23:01.160 Oh my God. 0.66

00:23:03.440 I just came.

00:23:04.220 Oops.

00:23:05.380 Or, or, or is it that she looks like so much like a woman that I'm straight?

00:23:11.120 I don't know.

00:23:11.560 Nope.

00:23:11.920 Nope. 0.93

00:23:12.200 Still gay, but it's cool, bro. 0.91

00:23:13.940 I can see a little more there, but still, still, she, he looks pretty there.

00:23:18.480 So she, she increases, she lifts up her shoulders. 0.99

00:23:21.860 So you can't see that fucking strong jawline. 0.99

00:23:24.660 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:23:25.160 The strong, the butt chin.

00:23:27.000 Yeah.

00:23:27.320 She's showing off the Adam's apple though. 0.90

00:23:29.240 What was funny the other, uh, the other day, because Blair White, uh, posted something

00:23:34.740 and you can see her legs in. 1.00

00:23:35.980 I was like, that's the thing. 1.00

00:23:37.600 It's the fucking knees. 1.00

00:23:38.640 She has mad knees. 1.00

00:23:39.860 Oh my God. 0.99

00:23:40.440 I just, I just thought of the fucking best idea. 0.98

00:23:43.960 If once we go full, full odyssey, no YouTube at all, we could be running the fucking, the, 0.98

00:23:50.120 the body cam footage from that shooter in Buffalo and joking about it while we watch it. 0.96

00:23:57.040 So he can still do it now.

00:23:58.740 What are they going to nuke the YouTube video?

00:24:01.320 So he's just, so he's just walking through.

00:24:03.500 Man down.

00:24:04.700 Wait, wait.

00:24:05.060 So does he have like a GoPro live streaming?

00:24:07.900 And he's just like, bop, bop, bop. 0.99

00:24:09.680 He, he gets out and he fucking, he gets out and he dome shots a lady first shot. 1.00

00:24:15.220 And, and then he just goes through, like, he takes out a security guard that's shooting 0.99

00:24:18.480 at him.

00:24:19.020 And then he goes into the grocery store. 0.55

00:24:21.240 He shoots like five or six more people.

00:24:22.960 I think he took out like 10.

00:24:24.580 It's, it's awful.

00:24:25.580 I mean, it is horrific to watch. 1.00

00:24:26.980 It's as bad as the Christchurch shooting because they did the same fucking thing. 0.99

00:24:30.360 I mean, it's, it's the exact same thing. 0.99

00:24:32.200 It's the exact same thing.

00:24:33.240 It's very weird how close those two are.

00:24:35.320 Again, like I said, they copied directly the Christchurch shooting manifesto guy.

00:24:39.380 They both had, they both had videos, both with the guns that, you know, they want to

00:24:44.660 outlaw. 0.98

00:24:45.540 So like, it's very, I mean, there's fed shit all over these, but. 0.98

00:24:49.160 I mean, it's, it's basically the same thing, but the biggest difference being that in Christchurch, 0.94

00:24:53.300 he took out like 50 people and it, and it lasts for like, like five minutes of him just going

00:24:58.460 around and like popping the bodies that are on the ground to make sure they're all, it's

00:25:01.240 horrific. 0.95

00:25:01.800 This one, it's like 10 black people for the most part, which I found more offensive because 1.00

00:25:07.180 I like black people more than Muslims. 1.00

00:25:09.360 But, you know, it's just, it's horrible all the way around, honestly. 0.90

00:25:13.240 Oh, also, did you, did you see that video of the woman that she was talking about?

00:25:17.360 It was on the news and she was talking about how she called 911 and they hung up on her 0.51

00:25:22.260 at the, at the, at the shooting.

00:25:24.660 Yeah.

00:25:25.520 Yeah.

00:25:25.880 There was a lady there that she was in the, um, in that market or whatever it was or whatever. 1.00

00:25:30.800 What was it?

00:25:31.340 Like a, it was like some kind of grocery store or something.

00:25:34.340 She said she was lying down in the aisles and there, he was walking like in the next

00:25:39.440 aisle over.

00:25:40.040 And she was like, she said she was, she was whispering and said, Hey, there's a guy here

00:25:43.740 and he's like shooting up people.

00:25:45.360 And, and the 911 operator was like, why are you whispering? 0.99

00:25:50.020 Just fucking talk to me. 0.99

00:25:51.580 And then it was like, Oh, because that's, that's a movie. 0.99

00:25:54.200 The guy's like, the guy's like right there next to me.

00:25:57.720 He's going to hear me.

00:25:58.760 And she was like, he said something.

00:26:01.280 And then the 911 operator hung up the phone.

00:26:05.080 And then, yes, swear to God.

00:26:06.740 That's what she, that's the, and so it was very weird.

00:26:09.280 And then people were like, Oh, that's because the 911 operators in Buffalo are racist. 1.00

00:26:12.620 And I was like, this would sound more like a fucking fed shit. 1.00

00:26:15.740 Was it because the operator like had to like act and like dispatch, like launch? 1.00

00:26:21.580 Enforcement there or?

00:26:23.180 No, it was like legit hung up on her.

00:26:25.280 No, no, no.

00:26:25.740 It wasn't like, I think they stay on the phone as long as you want them to. 1.00

00:26:28.680 I don't think there's a big, like that, like, fuck you. 0.99

00:26:32.420 What was a bigger disappointment? 1.00

00:26:34.820 January 6th or the Buffalo massacre?

00:26:37.940 Jesus.

00:26:39.660 Like he didn't get enough. 1.00

00:26:41.300 Damn it. 1.00

00:26:41.820 He could have. 1.00

00:26:42.580 Which, which one is going to result in the war?

00:26:44.540 He had so much.

00:26:45.400 Did he end by killing himself?

00:26:47.680 No, no, no, no, no.

00:26:48.380 No, no, they captured him.

00:26:49.940 Yeah, he got arrested.

00:26:50.700 I forgot about it.

00:26:51.100 White privilege, bro.

00:26:52.560 That's why. 0.99

00:26:52.820 Dude, that is the craziest. 0.99

00:26:54.160 And people are like, that white privilege of where you can shoot people and then get arrested. 1.00

00:26:58.120 It's like, well, I mean, if he was black, police would have shot him. 1.00

00:27:01.440 Like, I don't know. 0.97

00:27:02.900 I don't know.

00:27:03.860 But that certainly didn't help Johnny Hurley or whatever his name was in Colorado who was stopping a mass shooter and was taken out by the cops. 0.97

00:27:11.000 They didn't give a fuck about that. 0.98

00:27:12.040 So, yeah, white privilege doesn't exist. 0.99

00:27:14.000 If you turn yourself, you know, over if you drop your arms and raise your arms, they'll usually cuff you.

00:27:21.820 I mean, that's just.

00:27:22.200 Yeah, because.

00:27:22.760 Especially if it's being videoed, you know.

00:27:24.660 Yeah, they can't, like, shoot you a cold water.

00:27:26.180 Don't get it all around cops. 1.00

00:27:27.360 You're probably fucked. 1.00

00:27:28.260 They are big pussies. 1.00

00:27:29.580 So. 1.00

00:27:30.520 Yeah.

00:27:32.140 Yeah, I don't know.

00:27:32.820 I mean, there was that other footage that I saw earlier this week of that cop that, like, shot that woman who had Alzheimer's.

00:27:39.760 Did you see that one?

00:27:40.480 Well, I mean.

00:27:43.280 Oh, I did see that one.

00:27:44.720 And the only thing I.

00:27:46.500 Where are you going, Jose?

00:27:48.140 Well, I mean, she had Alzheimer's.

00:27:50.440 I did see that.

00:27:51.200 Well, she was holding a knife. 0.98

00:27:52.980 She was.

00:27:54.280 No, I did see that one.

00:27:55.840 And the only thing I could.

00:27:56.360 Oh, yeah, that one was bad, dude.

00:27:57.800 Like, what? 1.00

00:27:58.540 Cops are so fucking cowardly. 1.00

00:28:00.180 It's really incredible. 1.00

00:28:01.140 Like, this is this tiny, crazy old lady that's holding a knife. 1.00

00:28:04.460 And he's just like, stop it. 0.99

00:28:06.400 Drop it.

00:28:07.360 Drop it.

00:28:07.960 Drop it.

00:28:08.260 Pop, pop, pop, pop.

00:28:09.020 You're like.

00:28:09.640 No. 1.00

00:28:09.860 The only thing I could think of when I saw that was, yes, I hate cops with a passion, but I also want white women to die. 1.00

00:28:17.960 So I was really. 1.00

00:28:19.640 I was like.

00:28:20.140 This is disabled as well.

00:28:21.220 So.

00:28:21.760 Yeah.

00:28:21.980 I was like.

00:28:22.620 Someone said she's Latino. 1.00

00:28:24.220 And I was like.

00:28:24.720 Like, you know, you know, she's a burden on someone.

00:28:28.160 Let's be real.

00:28:30.320 There was 10 people that died in Buffalo.

00:28:32.400 But by normal math, that's like six and a half.

00:28:35.760 So.

00:28:36.900 Sorry.

00:28:37.320 I was stealing David Brady's three fifths joke.

00:28:39.880 I made the joke first because when Jose said 20 people died, I said it was actually 12 because it was in the hood.

00:28:45.660 Oh, I didn't do that.

00:28:46.960 I got it. 1.00

00:28:48.160 So fuck y'all. 1.00

00:28:49.420 Now, since this was in the hood, why did these black people not have arms themselves? 1.00

00:28:55.440 Like, wouldn't you think at least one of them would have a gun?

00:28:58.140 It's in Buffalo, New York, dude.

00:28:59.400 They're also not retired enough to pull it on a cop usually.

00:29:02.400 So.

00:29:02.540 Wait, are you.

00:29:02.920 Oh, you're talking about the shooting?

00:29:03.460 I'm talking about the shooting.

00:29:04.720 Yeah.

00:29:04.880 Oh.

00:29:05.240 I don't know. 0.99

00:29:07.700 Contrary to popular belief, not all black people are, you know, strapped up criminals, Toad. 1.00

00:29:14.460 So it's like every time I see one, it's like a motherfucker strapped. 1.00

00:29:17.740 It's like he's like, where were all the gangbangers? 0.99

00:29:20.120 Like, I don't understand.

00:29:20.600 It's like he's wearing a three-piece suit.

00:29:22.680 Like, he has a briefcase.

00:29:24.200 Every time I go to the hood, I feel so safe because I know all these nice colored fellers are armed and will protect me.

00:29:31.520 A three-piece suit, man.

00:29:33.000 That guy's strapped with a Tommy gun.

00:29:36.120 All these nice colored fellers. 0.99

00:29:40.800 Oh, my God.

00:29:43.720 Oh, man.

00:29:45.060 It was pretty crazy.

00:29:46.280 I don't know.

00:29:48.100 Every time.

00:29:48.720 Because has there been, what, a bunch of other, like, not mass. 0.99

00:29:52.240 There was some other mass shootings done by, like, black people. 0.99

00:29:54.360 Or at least there was that guy, Makusha, that fucking ran over all those people in his car. 1.00

00:29:58.620 And then, like, nothing. 0.96

00:30:00.100 It's not a shooting at all.

00:30:00.840 Well, there was another shooting, though.

00:30:03.120 Wasn't there a guy?

00:30:04.060 I'm not even sure there was a man involved.

00:30:05.560 It was just an SUV that was out of control.

00:30:07.980 No, the DC shooter, the two shootings that just happened, the subway shooter and the DC shooter, not nearly, like, as much as what is happening. 0.97

00:30:18.100 It's because they were both black. 0.99

00:30:19.380 I think it might have something to do with them not being white, maybe.

00:30:22.720 Yeah.

00:30:22.960 Probably so.

00:30:24.040 Ignore the rant on Odyssey.

00:30:25.280 He said it was 2.30 p.m. 0.99

00:30:26.540 That black guys with guns were asleep. 1.00

00:30:34.140 Likely accurate. 0.81

00:30:37.660 They definitely weren't working at the store.

00:30:39.680 You know how that is.

00:30:40.840 I would highly encourage people not to watch that video.

00:30:43.180 I always do that to myself.

00:30:45.340 I'm always like, what's the latest crisis?

00:30:47.880 And then I see, like, a link to it on Twitter.

00:30:50.560 And I'm like, oh, this is not going to be good.

00:30:52.220 But I got to click it.

00:30:53.180 And then I click it.

00:30:53.780 I'm like, why did I click it?

00:30:54.680 The link that Vladimir Putin just dropped is said, do not deny Yankee non-patriotism. 0.53

00:31:03.500 The thumb link. 1.00

00:31:04.600 And then his next one is faggots. 1.00

00:31:08.740 God, these are our people. 1.00

00:31:10.020 This is why Odyssey is so much better. 0.80

00:31:11.760 Odyssey is so fucking great with the – oh, God. 0.73

00:31:15.660 Now, did the Buffalo shooter have a poster of Jacob in his home doing that? 0.87

00:31:21.540 No, no.

00:31:22.000 He was – which did you –

00:31:23.620 I guess you read it.

00:31:24.680 I guess you did read it about how he said he was, like – he went on to 4chan to talk about – or it was Reddit.

00:31:31.220 It was – because he talks about Reddit and then he goes to 4chan.

00:31:34.720 And he talks about how he wanted to read about fucking outdoors and, like – or something like that.

00:31:41.840 And then he found himself on 4 slash poll. 1.00

00:31:45.380 And then, like, from there he got radicalized about, like, how the white race is dying and how all this shit. 0.99

00:31:51.340 But then he also went on to say that he specifically chose the weapon involved because he knew that the media would pay attention if he used it. 0.99

00:31:59.800 I thought that was – that was awesome.

00:32:01.680 I was like, okay.

00:32:02.240 So now we have mass murderers that are selecting their weaponry based off of what the media will or won't cover.

00:32:10.080 I mean, and will they discuss that?

00:32:12.180 That the fact that he is now using an AR-15 because he knows he won't get coverage if he doesn't?

00:32:16.560 Like, that's crazy.

00:32:17.980 Yeah.

00:32:18.180 But also, if you want to go through life all GTA style with low stars, just use, like, derringers, you know?

00:32:25.660 Yeah.

00:32:26.940 If you use a shotgun, they're not going to talk about it at all. 0.99

00:32:30.580 Dude, imagine doing a mass shooting with, like, a six-shooter, like a fucking old, like, Navy Colt or something like that. 0.99

00:32:37.100 This is my dead redemption house. 1.00

00:32:38.380 You're fucking – 1.00

00:32:39.640 Yeah, no, I do – 1.00

00:32:42.560 Multiple blunderbusses over your shoulders.

00:32:45.920 Bro, if you – if you did, like – because then they – because it wasn't the whole thing of, like, one of the main arguments is, like, oh, the Second Amendment just meant, like, the guns they had at the time. 0.93

00:32:57.180 They never thought we – so imagine, like, actually a guy does come with a fucking black powder rifle and just starts, like, absolutely blowing people away, though.

00:33:05.280 Like, putting holes in them, like, huge holes in them and stabbing them with those triangle-shaped bayonets. 0.99

00:33:12.040 They open their faces. 0.91

00:33:12.760 They can't stick it up, so they just bleed out.

00:33:15.020 That'd be insane. 0.99

00:33:15.920 Yeah, oh, I was going to say, I would go Saints Row style on and just be whacking everybody with a huge dildo. 0.99

00:33:23.760 Very good. 0.99

00:33:24.960 I made it just in time.

00:33:26.560 Yeah, you did, Top.

00:33:27.520 You made it just in time.

00:33:28.760 Someone's about to give us a weekly talk about male and female genitalia. 1.00

00:33:33.680 Oh, please do.

00:33:34.600 Please do.

00:33:35.240 Tom, I'm glad you got your hat.

00:33:37.580 I sent it out.

00:33:39.100 Fine.

00:33:39.260 Junkie Jeff asks, whatever happened to the Batman cinema shooting way back when?

00:33:43.400 Homeboy was arrested and put in jail forever, I think.

00:33:47.420 Now –

00:33:48.660 Oh, I thought they gave him Burger King and that was it, right?

00:33:52.220 What does that mean?

00:33:53.840 Yeah, like, there was, like, a whole big thing where –

00:33:56.280 Oh, they stopped fighting on the way.

00:33:57.960 Yeah.

00:33:58.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:59.420 They always do that. 0.99

00:34:00.940 He's like, I'm hungry, and they just gave him some fries and shit. 0.99

00:34:03.340 They always do that because they think – and it will, actually. 0.98

00:34:06.480 It gets the person to talk more.

00:34:08.120 Like, you hear all these stories where they're like, yeah, and we brought this serial killer to go get McDonald's.

00:34:12.700 Maybe that's actually just what disengages the operation Mockingbird or whatever.

00:34:19.360 Like, it makes their brain come back to it.

00:34:21.200 Oh, that would be pretty funny. 1.00

00:34:23.100 It's also perfectly reasonable that some cop would just, like, what's the point of being an asshole? 1.00

00:34:28.140 Like, this dude's going to be logged in for life? 1.00

00:34:29.840 Fuck it. 1.00

00:34:30.180 I'll get him a McChicken. 1.00

00:34:31.720 Who gives me a shit? 1.00

00:34:32.460 I'll go Jake. 1.00

00:34:34.460 Let's be honest.

00:34:35.840 Cole would turn around and be like, who'd you shoot? 0.92

00:34:38.080 All Blacks? 0.99

00:34:38.640 Let's get you some fries. 1.00

00:34:41.040 I would also be an asshole and be like, you want some fried chicken? 1.00

00:34:44.100 Yeah, uh-huh, yeah. 1.00

00:34:47.020 No one says shit when we do it. 0.99

00:34:49.040 That's because we use pistols. 0.98

00:34:51.520 Now, by the way, Dr. Jeff, our friend Nikki, we were talking about –

00:34:56.140 I can't remember what I was talking with her about this.

00:34:58.140 A couple weeks ago, she is huge into this Aurora shooting thing. 0.98

00:35:03.360 And she, like, went real deep into all the conspiracy about it, about how, like, it was basically a fucking red flag. 0.98

00:35:10.480 Like, the whole, like, family was, like, all fucking working for the CIA. 1.00

00:35:14.480 Some shit like that. 0.99

00:35:15.360 But you look into it, apparently it's pretty crazy. 0.99

00:35:17.640 Well, all of these have weird connections like that.

00:35:21.360 Like, half of the major shootings over the past 20 years have been – like, the kids have either been, you know, investigated by the FBI or spoken to by the FBI.

00:35:30.840 It's, like, it's, like, I just – I don't understand.

00:35:34.040 Like, but they don't have any stories of the FBI actually stopping these shooters prior.

00:35:39.740 Like, the only ones that they have are, like, guys that end up being, like, mentally deficient.

00:35:43.960 That they were actually, like, they were engaged and they were, like, told to do it by some FBI informant.

00:35:49.460 But it's just – it's unbelievable.

00:35:50.720 Oh, yeah.

00:35:51.420 It's, like, it's, like, the governor kidnapping where it's basically just came down to, like, the – they just got trapped into it.

00:35:58.940 And then they just trapped this kid or just – or, like, the one – the kid that looked like Brandon.

00:36:05.700 Did you see that?

00:36:06.920 I said that to the group chat.

00:36:08.220 It was the kid up in – I can't remember where he was at. 0.93

00:36:11.060 But he was basically a retarded kid. 1.00

00:36:13.280 And the FBI was trying to get him to commit a mass shooting. 0.66

00:36:16.240 And they sued – and he got arrested and the family sued the state and they won.

00:36:21.020 Because, like, they straight up tried to get this retarded kid to do a mass shooting and the family – like, I mean, he got arrested and everything. 1.00

00:36:30.280 It was pretty crazy, but – 0.99

00:36:31.480 I am a little bit concerned about our audience becoming mass shooters because they're obviously all retarded. 1.00

00:36:36.240 And it would be very easy for the FBI to turn them. 0.97

00:36:38.400 So, you guys out there, you guys out there, don't go on a mass shooting spree.

00:36:42.900 Don't do it.

00:36:43.520 If you're going to, don't tell anyone about it.

00:36:45.680 Just do it.

00:36:47.260 Also, but if you do do it and if you do have a video, shout out to the podcast, all right?

00:36:53.060 It's going to get spread around like crazy.

00:36:55.740 And we're like, it's from Tower Power Hour.

00:36:57.220 And we're banned again from YouTube.

00:37:02.600 If you're going to do it, make sure you give us a plug, you know?

00:37:05.200 There's no such thing as bad publicity.

00:37:07.800 I think that might be the one thing that's bad publicity.

00:37:10.840 My gosh.

00:37:11.560 Your honor, it was a joke.

00:37:13.520 I mean, it was on topic for our brand.

00:37:18.280 Would that not be the craziest thing?

00:37:19.560 If you were going to do a mass shooting, would you not try to do something at least a little funny with it?

00:37:26.040 Like do something that like – oh, I guess if you're not – I mean, again, we think most of these mass shootings are done by like the FBI or CIA. 0.99

00:37:33.160 It's like fucking – it's a red flag. 0.96

00:37:34.680 So then they're not going to do this. 1.00

00:37:36.220 But if it was a legit crazy person, you would think they would do something really funny.

00:37:40.300 Like they would be shouting.

00:37:42.000 Yeah.

00:37:42.220 If I were to be arrested after a mass shooting, I would definitely be like Tom Woods House by the Philosopher radicalized me.

00:37:49.920 Or that's just what you're listening to.

00:37:52.540 And you made it very well known.

00:37:55.820 The entire time – like he had earbuds in the entire time.

00:37:59.260 And you're like, oh, yeah, I was listening to Tom Woods House by the Philosopher.

00:38:02.800 Like that's it.

00:38:03.360 That was just on repeat.

00:38:04.500 That was great.

00:38:05.000 On repeat.

00:38:06.320 They just bopping it.

00:38:07.680 Tom Woods House.

00:38:09.260 And they're just shooting.

00:38:11.440 And you double tap a guy.

00:38:14.160 I wonder if on the boxcars to Auschwitz they play all philosopher music.

00:38:21.240 Oh, jeez.

00:38:22.280 As they load us in the carts.

00:38:24.500 Oh, my goodness.

00:38:25.220 Well, I think Tom Woods House is actually like a fed entrapment scheme because Tom Woods House is the Epstein Island of libertarianism.

00:38:34.740 Oh, my God.

00:38:35.400 We just want to just get straight into it.

00:38:37.240 You're burning all the bridges today. 1.00

00:38:38.480 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00

00:38:41.200 Yeah, we're fucked off. 1.00

00:38:43.520 I'm sorry, guys. 0.99

00:38:45.360 I dragged every one of you guys unwillingly into this.

00:38:48.740 And then I had to watch as you pitifully cowered as she called each one of you into the principal's office and said, hey, guys, what's this about?

00:38:58.780 Who's this top lobster guy? 0.99

00:39:00.400 Don't groom me in with these fucking weeks. 0.99

00:39:02.040 Actually, you know what? 0.99

00:39:02.780 Clint threw me under the bus multiple times, which I respect at least. 0.86

00:39:07.180 I wasn't going to be under the bus.

00:39:08.780 I was being honest. 0.99

00:39:09.720 I was like, listen, Top is retarded. 0.99

00:39:13.140 You're taking Top too seriously. 0.97

00:39:15.700 I think that's true.

00:39:16.800 I think she was.

00:39:17.560 And I don't have any personal beef with her.

00:39:20.420 So I was like, whatever.

00:39:21.500 But yeah, at the same time, I don't really want to have your husband on the show because I don't think it'll be entertaining.

00:39:25.740 Just being honest.

00:39:26.840 That's what they were upset about, which is very strange.

00:39:29.640 Yes.

00:39:29.920 And I was just being honest.

00:39:32.340 That dude's a guerrilla marketer for real.

00:39:34.040 Like he's he's just creating drama to drop his plugs over and over again.

00:39:37.720 I just don't think he gets it, though.

00:39:38.840 Like we're not big enough for that to work.

00:39:42.400 You've got to have something that people want to actually read or buy.

00:39:46.220 Like, so that's like one issue.

00:39:47.900 So, yeah, when whenever you're plugging something, T-shirts, people like this stuff.

00:39:51.980 They might buy it if we plug.

00:39:53.480 I've made a bunch of sales today. 0.99

00:39:54.740 I don't know what the fuck he's done. 0.99

00:39:56.000 Oh, no. 0.99

00:39:56.620 But Top, you don't understand. 1.00

00:39:57.820 You're just you just trace over shit. 0.99

00:40:00.280 You're not a graphic designer. 1.00

00:40:01.340 Oh, yeah.

00:40:01.760 Well, that's that.

00:40:02.360 You know, that's half true.

00:40:04.360 I swear, every time he goes on about like how great he is, it reminds me of like having

00:40:10.740 to do my yearly, like write my yearly reports on my troops when I was in the military. 0.97

00:40:16.140 Like, because like you will you have to make like your like yearly job review shit. 0.73

00:40:20.380 And like you will start with like, you'd be like, I don't know, I fixed. 0.95

00:40:23.820 I did.

00:40:24.400 I inspected three planes.

00:40:25.980 And then by the end of it, you'd be like, save seventy five million dollars and replace

00:40:30.440 like it's like, no.

00:40:34.820 Like, yes, I guess technically, if we really stretch the definition of things, sure, because

00:40:40.240 theoretically, a jet could have broke every time you touch it, but it didn't.

00:40:44.240 So you save that money.

00:40:45.920 Like, like he got he got to this absurd point where he showed a picture of Eric July wearing

00:40:52.660 an Anarchy Bowl shirt.

00:40:54.320 And he was like, you see that?

00:40:55.380 He's on stage.

00:40:55.860 I did that. 1.00

00:40:56.340 And I was like, no, the fuck. 1.00

00:40:57.720 It's it's the craziest. 1.00

00:40:58.700 I'm responsible for modern liberalitarianism.

00:41:03.020 I came up with taxationist theft.

00:41:05.960 Oh, my God.

00:41:07.260 This is how it happened.

00:41:08.260 I think he actually believes that, too, which is wild.

00:41:11.320 He might have, which is actually more wild.

00:41:13.460 Can we play Jaxby's sick and live react to it?

00:41:17.060 Can we?

00:41:17.780 They might.

00:41:18.300 They might give you some copyright.

00:41:21.260 I've read I've read like 40, 50 year old. 1.00

00:41:23.460 I'm fucking crazy, bitch. 0.99

00:41:25.380 I've read like 40 or 50 year old libertarian books that have taxationist theft, taxationist 1.00

00:41:30.300 coercion. 0.99

00:41:31.100 So I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. 1.00

00:41:32.760 I have never put that bullshit on a T-shirt because it's gay. 1.00

00:41:36.220 What I have said on a T-shirt is Murray Rothbard writing taxation is slavery because he said it 0.99

00:41:41.600 first because I've read that first. 1.00

00:41:43.540 You fucking retard. 1.00

00:41:44.380 This is how this started. 1.00

00:41:47.300 What happened?

00:41:49.040 No, I thought Rothbard originated taxationist theft, too.

00:41:51.760 But maybe I'm wrong about that.

00:41:52.600 Well, I've seen people press jacking this.

00:41:54.960 And he usually will bring it around to he's had multiple meme pages on Facebook that were

00:41:58.940 pretty.

00:41:59.940 He popularized the meme of taxationist theft.

00:42:02.960 Yes, which is like on Facebook.

00:42:05.920 Yeah.

00:42:06.540 Look at the audience.

00:42:07.640 Now, Facebook 2012 was very different than Facebook now.

00:42:10.840 Facebook 2012 was the place like was like I'm not saying he hasn't had any impact. 0.99

00:42:15.640 I just think Jesus fucking Christ, dude. 0.96

00:42:18.800 It's this is weird. 0.99

00:42:20.280 No, he's had an impact.

00:42:21.240 He has a crazy impact.

00:42:22.160 That's why I'm not part of the Mises Caucus anymore and why I've been estranged from libertarianism.

00:42:27.900 And honestly, every anyone that within within earshot or sight of what's been going on today 0.99

00:42:33.260 from this dude should be embarrassed to have their name anywhere next to this shit. 0.99

00:42:37.380 That's just the truth. 1.00

00:42:38.220 It's it's fucking embarrassing. 0.98

00:42:39.900 And I'll tell you how it started. 0.98

00:42:41.720 I went online.

00:42:43.120 I saw they were they were posting about Pete's tweet with the trans person that was bashing

00:42:49.420 the you know, the the end caps head in.

00:42:51.480 Yeah, and it's the state is what the map was labeled.

00:42:54.920 It's like that was not very well.

00:42:57.420 I said this to top. 0.99

00:42:58.420 I was like when I first saw that I legit thought it was just a tranny was being the shit out 1.00

00:43:02.520 of a person. 0.99

00:43:02.860 Yeah, it's it sinks in.

00:43:06.880 It sinks in a lot to me because I don't know my old job.

00:43:10.940 I was offered supervisor a number of times and I've turned it down because I just like

00:43:14.900 I don't want the responsibility over you.

00:43:17.080 I don't want to tell people what to do. 1.00

00:43:18.280 I just want to do my own shit. 0.99

00:43:19.400 I make my own money and my my attention is focused better elsewhere. 1.00

00:43:23.760 And what happens is the people that are retarded rise to the top and they take that white hat 1.00

00:43:28.900 or whatever it is. 0.97

00:43:29.720 And now they're your boss.

00:43:31.180 And it's the same thing for politics, especially in New York.

00:43:34.140 The people that are good and generally disinterested in politics are like, listen, I'm going to

00:43:37.920 live my life.

00:43:38.420 I got kids. 1.00

00:43:38.840 I got shit to do. 1.00

00:43:39.760 Then the retarded people come and they get involved with politics and they make shit 1.00

00:43:43.580 crazy. 1.00

00:43:43.920 I'm like, like, listen, it's there are like the military is full of trannies right now. 1.00

00:43:49.540 I think one of the isn't that isn't that lady a tranny, the one that was going to lead 1.00

00:43:52.960 the Ministry of Truth or maybe she's just ugly. 0.99

00:43:55.380 No, no, no. 0.86

00:43:56.000 She's not.

00:43:56.760 No, she's not.

00:43:57.640 She just has a very well-defined job. 0.99

00:43:59.960 She's very, very unfuckable like many trannies. 1.00

00:44:02.720 But no, she is a woman. 0.99

00:44:05.060 Shout out Blair White. 1.00

00:44:06.040 But yeah, no, this is unfuckable than most trannies, actually. 1.00

00:44:08.560 So the meme, like, really, it really hit home because it's like, it's like, this is what

00:44:14.020 we're talking about, where you're ignoring state power.

00:44:16.820 And Jack is one of the biggest offenders of this, where he's like, we're not, you know,

00:44:21.060 we're so pure.

00:44:21.940 We're not going to use the state. 0.99

00:44:23.340 We're not going to use any kind of coercion, all this kind of dumb bullshit, which isn't 0.99

00:44:27.160 what the Mises caucus is even doing. 0.99

00:44:28.880 I don't get that.

00:44:29.800 I see him go on about that.

00:44:31.100 And I'm like, obviously, everyone knows my stance, but it's weird to be an LPMC guy and 0.97

00:44:35.760 to eschew fucking any power. 0.81

00:44:37.880 I get, I get it that a lot of the people will be like, well, that's like kind of maybe not 0.99

00:44:43.640 a reasonable expectation at this point in time.

00:44:45.580 But most of them will caveat with like, because if you're in a political party, that is kind

00:44:49.560 of where that's going to some extent.

00:44:51.460 They'll be like, yeah, maybe local offices here, this, there, that. 0.99

00:44:54.240 So to like, to play the political game at all and to completely eschew power is fucking 1.00

00:44:59.760 retarded. 1.00

00:45:00.740 Like, yes.

00:45:01.680 And I actually have no issue with the power.

00:45:03.780 I think the better question is, I think the better question is, does, does the apparatus

00:45:08.020 of the state allow for true defense of liberty?

00:45:11.940 Because as far as I can tell, the growth of the state always amounts to the diminution of

00:45:18.120 liberty.

00:45:18.340 So it's like, I just think that it's, it's kind of, it's, it's really the, uh, the Lord

00:45:23.120 of the Rings debate of like, do you cast the ring into the stone or do you use it for yourself?

00:45:27.200 I think the, the other question that no one asks, or it gets asked very infrequently

00:45:31.840 is like, can you actually use state power for our, for our purposes?

00:45:36.740 Because I think ultimately, like if Pete Quinones had the ring, like I would not think that we

00:45:40.720 would be in for a real, uh, and Kappa stand personally.

00:45:44.080 I think you can probably can in isolated examples.

00:45:46.460 But my biggest thing is I think the trend is that it doesn't go that way.

00:45:50.760 And I think generally speaking, once people start doing that, more people do it, the trend

00:45:56.180 goes one way.

00:45:56.880 So yes, you may have isolated examples in this one place, but over time it'll end up being

00:46:01.640 a cancer that sucks it in, you know?

00:46:03.400 Well, I mean, like if you really look at, like it can technically be because the whole point

00:46:07.980 of government was, if you think about it, was to protect private property and people's

00:46:12.860 lives.

00:46:13.500 And like, we're all like, oh yeah, that's great.

00:46:15.480 That wasn't the point of all government.

00:46:17.040 That was the point of the American experiment, but that's true. 0.99

00:46:19.740 That's true.

00:46:20.060 And so in a way, yes, you could like, it's like, that was the whole point.

00:46:25.800 It's just like you said, the trend is every time this has happened, it doesn't matter when

00:46:29.480 it has always gone to totalitarianism in the end.

00:46:33.300 And in fact, the more liberty, liberty oriented you are at the start, the bigger the state

00:46:37.640 will be at the end, which is kind of fascinating.

00:46:39.880 I, you know, I don't really, I don't really care about this debate. 1.00

00:46:43.740 I think it's all fucking stupid. 1.00

00:46:44.920 And I hate, I hate that I had to watch top argue with this nigga for like, like six hours 1.00

00:46:49.880 over fucking different variations of this meme. 1.00

00:46:52.780 I was like, what the fuck is happening? 0.99

00:46:54.300 And let me say real quick, let me say real quick. 0.98

00:46:57.200 Well, I don't really, well, I don't really like their music. 0.95

00:47:00.200 I don't have any fucking problem with like them doing that stuff. 0.89

00:47:03.300 I just, what rubs me the wrong way is the ego that comes along with it. 0.99

00:47:06.760 He's just like, y'all don't know who the fuck I am. 0.98

00:47:09.100 And it's like, yeah, man. 0.99

00:47:10.200 Nah, we know who you are.

00:47:11.400 And I'm being dead ass serious.

00:47:12.920 I barely know who you are.

00:47:15.120 Dude, I was, I was falling asleep.

00:47:17.420 I drove like 20 hours to, from New York to Florida, falling asleep.

00:47:20.440 And my boy was like, hold on, I got something that's going to hype you up.

00:47:23.320 And he started playing that music.

00:47:24.580 And we were just laughing and laughing and laughing. 0.98

00:47:27.380 And it kept me up for the fucking next two hours. 0.92

00:47:29.100 I was like, so thank you for that. 1.00

00:47:30.680 And I'm dead serious about that shit. 0.99

00:47:31.760 Cause it's, it's funny. 0.99

00:47:33.400 And as a musician who can like really analyze this and criticize the music, it's, it's,

00:47:38.540 it's vapid and empty, but it's hilarious.

00:47:41.780 And, and it's very, it's very much like church music.

00:47:43.840 So like, don't, don't present this.

00:47:45.460 Like if you just did it humbly and you're like, Hey man, we're trying to do something.

00:47:47.980 I'd be like, dope.

00:47:49.060 Keep doing that. 1.00

00:47:49.760 But if you're going to come to me, like you're fucking Kanye West with this shit. 1.00

00:47:52.680 Come on, man. 1.00

00:47:53.900 It's crazy.

00:47:54.940 And I, and I got pushed back when I was saying like, like, I feel like we're making a difference. 0.98

00:47:59.140 And people were like, you're not making a fucking difference. 1.00

00:48:00.880 You piece of shit. 1.00

00:48:01.400 Like that's a little, like that's, that's the more aggro black pill mentality, which 1.00

00:48:06.660 I don't think any of us here have. 0.97

00:48:08.260 I think all of us are like, yeah, dude, fucking push the ball down the field however you can. 0.99

00:48:12.340 But definitely don't come and say like, your art sucks. 1.00

00:48:15.720 You're this, you're that. 0.98

00:48:16.520 And then expect us to be like, well, your music's dope.

00:48:18.660 You know, like, no, like we're not going to do that.

00:48:20.960 By the way, now the funniest part of all of this though, was that random woman, Tom, that 1.00

00:48:26.160 you, that said something like, like she had the receipts. 1.00

00:48:29.780 Oh, she, she was like, hey, you're such a shit. 1.00

00:48:33.220 And you were like, I don't care what you're doing. 1.00

00:48:34.440 You know what, if that, if that stupid bitch is watching right now, you know what, that 1.00

00:48:39.040 piece that I did was not that great. 1.00

00:48:41.240 She was right.

00:48:41.740 It was, it was a bit cluttered, but what it was, was just like a, it was actually two

00:48:46.040 designs and I had put it up just to show like a mixture of the designs.

00:48:49.980 And she was like, she came out of nowhere and just like, she's like, this is horrendous

00:48:53.500 and it's cluttered and this. 0.99

00:48:54.940 And I was like, who the fuck asked? 0.98

00:48:56.380 Like, thanks. 0.99

00:48:56.920 But who asked you?

00:48:57.800 She said, she said atrocious.

00:49:00.020 She said atrocious.

00:49:01.080 And then she's all, you can't accept constructive criticism. 1.00

00:49:03.660 And I'm like, bitch. 1.00

00:49:04.980 Who are you? 1.00

00:49:05.780 The thing is like in her head, she's like the art professor looking over your shoulder 0.74

00:49:09.880 and be like, honey, this is horrendous.

00:49:11.740 Like, what are you, what are you thinking here? 0.99

00:49:13.700 And it's like, I don't fucking know you. 1.00

00:49:16.720 She's more like the, like the gay judge on Project Runway. 1.00

00:49:19.660 And it's like, this is a disaster. 1.00

00:49:21.740 And then you're like, fuck you. 1.00

00:49:23.640 And then you're like, you, you can't handle constructive criticism. 1.00

00:49:27.320 In the group chat, I was like, Clint, you're a terrible human being and I hate you. 0.99

00:49:34.400 And that's just constructive criticism, man. 0.99

00:49:36.080 You can take that however you want.

00:49:38.280 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:49:39.280 But it's like, I don't even know this bitch. 1.00

00:49:40.560 Just constructive criticism. 0.99

00:49:41.400 If she's another artist, I'd be like, oh, let me, what do you mean?

00:49:44.820 Like, tell me where I could get better.

00:49:46.340 Or if she's a client or, but I'm like, who are you?

00:49:49.340 Literally, who are you? 0.99

00:49:50.240 And then she came out of nowhere again with some fucking account I've never seen. 1.00

00:49:53.840 And she was like, you remember this shit? 1.00

00:49:54.920 And I was like, I don't even know you, bitch. 1.00

00:49:56.580 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:49:57.980 And she went, I swear to God, guys. 1.00

00:49:59.360 You did call her talentless, which was really funny.

00:50:02.900 He said that you're what I kept her from community art in like, in general,

00:50:07.660 or like you held her back like artistically. 1.00

00:50:10.040 And it's like, this one fucking exchange where you were a complete bitch. 1.00

00:50:15.100 And then you were like, fuck you, oh. 1.00

00:50:18.400 Like, what did you expect? 1.00

00:50:20.600 Oh, man. 1.00

00:50:21.420 There's some fucking whacked out people in this. 1.00

00:50:23.680 And she tried to be like, this is why the beast is cocked up. 0.99

00:50:25.740 I saw this crash.

00:50:26.820 And you're like, what?

00:50:28.980 Okay.

00:50:29.940 So I'll tell you.

00:50:30.500 Let me tell you what.

00:50:31.300 I want to get, because I.

00:50:33.360 What are you going to say, Top?

00:50:34.300 Oh, I was going to say.

00:50:34.880 No, no, go ahead. 1.00

00:50:35.300 I saw this come up and eat my ass. 0.99

00:50:39.680 And I didn't know the context of it. 0.99

00:50:41.240 But someone said in the chat that Sarwer, not Sarwer, Heist posted willed responsibility,

00:50:46.300 not power.

00:50:47.340 I don't know what the whole context around that was.

00:50:49.940 But if anybody knows what that's about.

00:50:52.140 Yeah.

00:50:52.480 So P was critical of that.

00:50:53.980 And I disagree with being critical of that.

00:50:55.680 It seems like, listen, you're on the eve of taking power.

00:50:59.420 And it's a shoo-in at Reno.

00:51:02.620 So he's telling his base, like, yo, be responsible.

00:51:05.520 Be people of character.

00:51:06.320 And I agree with that.

00:51:08.280 But I would also say take power.

00:51:10.060 I had a conversation this morning with Heist about the same thing. 1.00

00:51:14.040 And then Jack piggybacked on and said, dumb shit. 1.00

00:51:16.160 But I had it privately with him. 1.00

00:51:17.680 And we went back and forth respectfully.

00:51:20.720 And I kind of agree with, you know, Heist is a very good O-rater.

00:51:26.060 He can, like, smooth you over to sort of agree with him and stuff.

00:51:29.160 Like, I sort of agree with what he's saying. 0.99

00:51:30.960 But I still have my criticisms of the shit. 1.00

00:51:33.660 You're rolling your eyes, Cole. 1.00

00:51:35.940 But, yeah, so I, whatever.

00:51:40.020 So this is what happened with Jack Lloyd.

00:51:42.620 It was that meme.

00:51:43.880 And I said, I commented, the meme is accurate.

00:51:47.700 And you can tell because there's 200, like, responses here from Mises Caucus types.

00:51:53.340 And they're, like, just, it's, like.

00:51:54.340 Maxine Waters has entered the chat. 0.99

00:51:56.560 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:57.800 Oh, hell yeah. 1.00

00:51:59.320 Maxine, hold on. 0.97

00:52:00.280 We're going to talk about conspiracies a minute. 1.00

00:52:01.880 We got to talk about these bitch fuck cucks real quick. 1.00

00:52:03.960 Shout out to Maxine Waters, though. 1.00

00:52:05.380 You're fucking dope. 1.00

00:52:06.620 Man dope. 1.00

00:52:07.540 Yeah.

00:52:07.960 Love you. 1.00

00:52:08.620 Love you, bitch. 1.00

00:52:09.640 So I'd love to get you. 1.00

00:52:12.800 Listen, if I say something and I get, like, 200 responses, it's technically a ratio.

00:52:19.260 But it's more like I said something and, like, a flock of chickens went crazy.

00:52:24.180 So I'm, like, oh, what happened here?

00:52:26.160 Everyone's freaking out.

00:52:26.960 That means that it touched on a vein.

00:52:28.900 It's a little, like, it almost, like, showed them a mirror.

00:52:31.880 Like, they saw themselves in that little, in that ANCAP dude getting his head bashed in

00:52:35.560 and they freaked out.

00:52:36.780 So I was, like, there's some truth here.

00:52:38.340 And you guys need to reconcile that.

00:52:40.220 In my opinion.

00:52:41.620 So I just said, there's a little bit.

00:52:42.720 I said, you know, this meme's accurate.

00:52:44.180 And I can tell that it's accurate because there's 200 comments on here of you guys freaking

00:52:48.300 out.

00:52:48.940 And then from there, Jack was, like, you know, I don't know.

00:52:51.840 What did he say to me?

00:52:52.700 Oh, he was just, like, he was, like, writing essays.

00:52:54.780 And I wasn't even reading, like, really reading them.

00:52:57.160 And I was just, like, okay, yeah.

00:52:58.420 I was being kind.

00:52:59.240 Like, okay, whatever.

00:53:00.360 And then he said.

00:53:01.160 I like how that's being kind for time.

00:53:03.180 Okay, whatever.

00:53:04.200 Yeah, no.

00:53:04.520 I was, like, yeah, sure, sure.

00:53:05.320 Because I'm not going to engage in intellectual debate with you.

00:53:08.520 You're below me.

00:53:09.060 But I was just, like, sure, sure, sure.

00:53:10.540 I don't debate this.

00:53:11.480 I don't debate. 1.00

00:53:14.840 So then he said some shit. 1.00

00:53:16.700 Oh, debating on Facebook is the worst, dude. 1.00

00:53:18.280 I used to do it.

00:53:18.700 It's the worst.

00:53:19.580 Because it's endless. 0.99

00:53:20.360 Debating on Facebook is the fucking worst. 1.00

00:53:21.820 He could. 1.00

00:53:22.460 I'm, like, I saw him.

00:53:22.980 Oh, it doesn't stop.

00:53:23.860 And it's just paragraphs.

00:53:25.440 You don't have a character.

00:53:26.260 And it's unorganized. 1.00

00:53:26.940 You just go for fucking forever. 0.99

00:53:28.860 That's why I bought the fight to Twitter. 0.99

00:53:29.400 Especially when you have a big following.

00:53:30.980 It's, like, I have multiple engagements going on at once.

00:53:33.360 And you expect me to be, like, hold on. 0.99

00:53:35.440 And I'm going to spend four hours on this fucking thread. 1.00

00:53:38.060 There's no fucking way. 1.00

00:53:39.820 There's no way. 0.99

00:53:40.580 That's why.

00:53:40.980 So I bought it over to Twitter where it's, like, you have a limit.

00:53:43.700 And we have to, like, you got to say what you got to say in this many characters.

00:53:46.460 Whatever.

00:53:46.640 We were just kind of like, I was like, listen, I just think that there's some truth to this.

00:53:51.020 And I was being respectful with him.

00:53:52.580 And then he said, he said, like, he posted a Thomas Sowell quote.

00:53:58.360 And basically, he was calling me uneducated about the matter or something. 1.00

00:54:03.280 So I was like, are you calling me stupid? 0.99

00:54:05.100 Like, in not so many words? 1.00

00:54:07.300 Like, are you, is this what you're doing?

00:54:09.420 And he was like, oh, no.

00:54:10.360 And then just more word salad. 0.99

00:54:11.620 He said, this is the uneducated black man. 0.99

00:54:13.920 And it's not you and him. 0.98

00:54:14.640 Hold on, hold on, guys.

00:54:16.900 My dad, my dad literally just turned the light off.

00:54:19.160 I'm in the lanai.

00:54:21.620 Hold on one second.

00:54:22.540 Hold that thought.

00:54:22.820 Top's in the middle of a horror movie now. 1.00

00:54:24.580 Top's like, the more you use those big words, the more I think you're calling me stupid. 1.00

00:54:29.160 Yeah, I mean. 0.94

00:54:29.820 I'll say, I'll say that there's a bit of a logical fallacy there where you say, because there was 200 comments, that means that you were right. 0.98

00:54:38.480 It's like, because that's what, that's what fucking blue checks do when they get ratioed. 1.00

00:54:41.540 They go like, oh, the bots are out. 0.98

00:54:42.780 You know, it's like, like, yeah. 1.00

00:54:44.260 Or maybe you just said something really dumb.

00:54:46.420 However, I do think that there's legitimacy to Pete's argumentation when it comes to whether or not the libertarian path is potentially successful. 0.87

00:54:56.560 Because if you're unwilling to wield state power, those that will wield it will ultimately dominate you.

00:55:01.320 I think that there's a legitimate argument to be had there.

00:55:03.880 And I just hate that it always devolves into, like, nonsense.

00:55:07.040 Well, yeah, it devolves into just, yeah.

00:55:09.880 Let me read, let me read to you what he said.

00:55:13.040 He said, it reminds me of a Sowell statement.

00:55:15.740 Add to that people who genuinely think others, others providing counter arguments to a meme is proof of a meme's truth.

00:55:21.940 How long is this topic?

00:55:22.940 It's just not, it's just like, and he says, and you know what that fallacy is?

00:55:25.660 And then it's like, he's just, he's like telling me it's a circular reasoning fallacy.

00:55:29.520 I don't listen to him.

00:55:30.560 And then he's saying, here's the quote, really quick, from Thomas Sowell.

00:55:36.200 One of the painful signs of years of dumbed down education is how many people are unable to make a coherent argument. 0.99

00:55:42.160 So I was just like, I think it's fair for me to say, hold on a second, are you calling me stupid? 0.99

00:55:45.960 And then he obfuscates, he dances. 1.00

00:55:47.380 And I was like, say what you mean, bitch. 1.00

00:55:49.260 Are you calling me stupid or not? 1.00

00:55:51.180 And then he's like, oh, you called me a bitch. 1.00

00:55:52.980 And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:55:54.000 I'm not playing that. 0.99

00:55:54.720 I'm not playing all this word salad bullshit. 0.99

00:55:56.160 I'm not even reading half the stuff you're saying. 1.00

00:55:57.560 But if you're trying to clown me here, say what you mean, because I'm not going to, I'm not going to fuck around bullshit with you. 0.99

00:56:02.400 I'll tell you what I mean. 1.00

00:56:03.240 I think you're gay. 1.00

00:56:04.160 So tell me what you mean. 1.00

00:56:06.100 And he's like, then it's like just more, more, more, more bullshit, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:56:09.960 And I was like, then eventually I said, you know what? 1.00

00:56:12.940 I was like, this is stupid. 0.98

00:56:14.160 Like, I just kept on, I was just like, listen, I don't care if I hurt your feelings here. 0.99

00:56:16.800 He's talking about his feelings and all the shows.

00:56:18.320 I don't care.

00:56:18.900 I don't care about this stuff.

00:56:20.080 I was like, why don't you come on Tower Power Hour?

00:56:22.400 And I kind of blew my load real quick. 0.99

00:56:24.180 And then I said, shit, let me ask these guys. 0.99

00:56:25.580 And then they were like, some people in the chat, some people in the chat were like. 0.99

00:56:30.140 I was at work.

00:56:30.660 I didn't even know this was going on.

00:56:31.920 Some people in the chat were like, no.

00:56:33.080 I saw it in the video.

00:56:34.220 I was like, no, no.

00:56:35.940 I was like.

00:56:37.740 But he moves culture.

00:56:39.020 I did not give a reason.

00:56:40.380 You was.

00:56:42.520 I was fine having him on.

00:56:44.060 Once he posted that picture.

00:56:45.920 Once he posted that picture of you with your kids and wife in the kitchen. 1.00

00:56:50.640 I was like, I was like, all right, fuck it. 1.00

00:56:52.340 He can come on. 1.00

00:56:52.940 Like, I'll drag him now. 1.00

00:56:53.860 Like, before that, I didn't give a fuck. 0.99

00:56:55.060 Oh, no. 0.99

00:56:55.520 That to me, right.

00:56:56.540 Like, before everything else before that was just like kind of like joking.

00:57:00.040 I mean, I did talk about their music, which is poor. 0.99

00:57:02.980 But I was just like, you know, we're just doing Twitter shit. 0.99

00:57:06.220 And I was like, oh, no, no, no. 1.00

00:57:07.640 Now I'll fucking smack the shit out of you. 1.00

00:57:08.960 I don't like that. 1.00

00:57:09.620 And I told him.

00:57:10.400 That's not the first time he made weird veiled threats.

00:57:13.780 There were multiple times in exchange with me.

00:57:15.960 I wish I could remember. 0.99

00:57:16.680 But he made weird comments that seemed to be, like, insinuating shit. 0.98

00:57:20.640 Like, almost like this wink, wink. 0.99

00:57:22.480 Like, hold on to Jack.

00:57:23.280 I didn't re-deveiled threat there.

00:57:25.500 I just think it's, like, it's autistic, you know, point scoring.

00:57:29.500 But he just wants to take it to the next level because he feels like top is escalating it.

00:57:33.260 It's just bad, though.

00:57:34.680 It was just a bad look, man.

00:57:36.120 Like, terrible.

00:57:37.140 Terrible.

00:57:37.500 I couldn't believe he said that.

00:57:38.480 So I'll say it one more time, Jack.

00:57:40.440 I'm dead serious.

00:57:42.580 What did you say? 1.00

00:57:44.360 I was going to say, Maxine Watterson, slap this fucking spick faggot so he can shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:57:50.340 Thanks, Maxine. 1.00

00:57:51.080 I love you, boo.

00:57:52.560 Yeah.

00:57:53.420 Give us a conclusion. 1.00

00:57:54.500 Locked in my ass, nigga. 1.00

00:57:57.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:58.380 What's my conclusion?

00:57:59.360 I mean, I guess, listen, like I told him, that's the line.

00:58:02.020 So that's the line. 1.00

00:58:04.120 Don't cross it because I will smack the shit. 1.00

00:58:05.960 You're not in position, Jack. 1.00

00:58:07.320 You're not in a position to be doing wild shit like that. 0.99

00:58:09.740 Physically, you're not in a position to do that. 0.98

00:58:11.360 So let's just calm it down.

00:58:13.260 Let's talk about your bad music.

00:58:14.840 Let's talk about the coattails that you ride from your wife. 1.00

00:58:17.420 And that's really it.

00:58:18.800 You take it further.

00:58:20.940 Again, I don't want any issues.

00:58:23.020 But this whole thing derived from me saying, like, I kind of like this meme.

00:58:27.420 That was the whole thing.

00:58:28.380 I was like, I think that this is accurate, sort of.

00:58:30.920 I do think it's funny.

00:58:32.320 It's like, you cross the lines.

00:58:33.860 Let's keep this at attacking your manhood, all right? 1.00

00:58:37.320 You cross the line, and you shouldn't have because you can't fuck with me, son. 1.00

00:58:43.940 Tyler J.G. says, white guy, Asian girl crossover rap music is poor. 1.00

00:58:49.320 Are you sure?

00:58:52.300 All right.

00:58:52.780 I want to give a recap of Maxine Waters.

00:58:55.340 I have a theory.

00:58:56.260 I think Maxine Waters is a 14-year-old Cambodian boy who got a hold of a cell phone. 0.99

00:59:01.140 And listen, this stream is so fucking anal. 1.00

00:59:05.840 Faggots, kill set. 1.00

00:59:07.800 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:59:08.680 Or then it goes, conspiracy, you with boys anal. 1.00

00:59:12.940 No conspiracy. 1.00

00:59:14.660 She it. 0.99

00:59:16.320 I mean, look at R, the Donald-looking-ass nigga. 1.00

00:59:20.080 Squeaking-ass cracker. 1.00

00:59:21.920 Twitter, she it. 0.98

00:59:23.380 May as well ask, I fed.

00:59:25.160 Twitter is just fed. 1.00

00:59:26.140 I can not only fuck with you, I can fuck your mother. 1.00

00:59:31.140 What would be the most amazing thing is if this is actually Maxine Waters, though. 1.00

00:59:35.860 That would be the best.

00:59:37.260 That actually wouldn't be the best time on right there.

00:59:41.400 David Brady says he eats bottom energy.

00:59:44.920 Which, honestly, at 17, I'm surprised he even knows what that is.

00:59:47.780 But shout out to David for knowing.

00:59:49.980 Yeah.

00:59:50.460 All right.

00:59:50.900 Let's move it on.

00:59:52.140 Maxine's a power top. 1.00

00:59:53.520 Shut the fuck up, David. 1.00

00:59:54.540 Oh, real quick, though. 1.00

00:59:56.860 Real quick with David. 0.97

00:59:57.780 I don't know how he fucking did it, but he gets fucking Rikita on his show. 0.99

01:00:01.080 I don't even know how that happens. 0.99

01:00:03.040 Rikita?

01:00:04.560 Rikita.

01:00:05.160 The lawyer.

01:00:06.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:06.340 Whatever the fuck. 1.00

01:00:07.140 I saw that as a notification. 1.00

01:00:09.420 I was like, that's not that guy.

01:00:11.560 It must be his friend or something.

01:00:12.480 No, it was that guy.

01:00:13.160 No, no, it's him.

01:00:14.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:15.040 Holy shit. 0.99

01:00:16.140 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99

01:00:17.140 I mean, Clint even can't get that guy, probably.

01:00:20.120 I haven't tried, but David, in the chat, tell us how you did it, man.

01:00:24.540 That would be a good scene. 0.71

01:00:27.860 I literally asked him. 0.99

01:00:28.880 I said, how the fuck did you pull this off? 0.99

01:00:30.660 And he said, look. 0.99

01:00:31.160 Oh, my God, Cole, your latency today. 0.99

01:00:33.680 Fucking, God, what was I going to say? 1.00

01:00:36.100 Damn it, you threw me off, Cole. 1.00

01:00:37.180 Whoa, where'd he go? 1.00

01:00:38.100 Oh, this is weird.

01:00:39.240 Tower power out without Cole.

01:00:40.660 Oh, no.

01:00:41.020 Oh, man. 1.00

01:00:41.600 What the fuck? 1.00

01:00:42.520 We've only done that twice before. 0.99

01:00:43.960 I had something funny to say, and now I'm all nervous with that.

01:00:46.440 I'm gone, and I forgot what I was going to say.

01:00:48.700 Well, now that Cole has got, well, we did want to talk about the widow ethos, didn't

01:00:53.940 we?

01:00:54.660 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:00:56.220 Let's fucking do it. 0.99

01:00:57.900 That was the wrong button. 1.00

01:00:59.400 That was bad.

01:01:01.080 That works better now.

01:01:02.380 I 100% hit the wrong button.

01:01:04.500 Well, your connection seems better, so it's good.

01:01:06.300 Yeah, it works out. 0.99

01:01:07.040 There were a few times in this episode that I was like, God damn it, Cole. 0.98

01:01:10.420 It's okay. 0.98

01:01:11.840 Cole has gone into the wrong hole before, too.

01:01:16.080 Speaking from experience. 0.82

01:01:17.900 Cole, you were supposed to go into my urethra, man. 1.00

01:01:22.680 What the fuck? 1.00

01:01:23.820 Cool. 1.00

01:01:24.660 Once again, I think now we have the reference of.

01:01:28.060 Oh, this is just like, it's like when Dwight Schrute in The Office was like, in the gay 1.00

01:01:33.080 men couple, like, how do they decide which penis accepts the other penis? 0.98

01:01:40.360 That's basically Tony. 0.99

01:01:41.600 He's like, where is the clitoris? 0.91

01:01:45.520 Or what is the clitoris? 1.00

01:01:46.820 Am I still super laggy? 0.98

01:01:50.260 I feel like I'm still laggy.

01:01:50.840 Let's go.

01:01:52.820 Well, I don't know anything about cars, so I don't know how to lift the hood, so.

01:01:57.440 What?

01:01:57.940 Oh, my God.

01:01:58.940 What are you doing?

01:02:02.480 We, all right.

01:02:04.380 Anyway, the ethot, the ethot. 0.78

01:02:06.040 So she was, what's her deal?

01:02:07.960 She was like, her husband killed herself, and then like, he killed himself, and the week

01:02:14.980 prior, whatever.

01:02:18.680 The week prior, she had like her OnlyFans link and like showing her feet in the bathtub and 0.98

01:02:23.420 shit like that.

01:02:23.900 Like, I'm having a hard time getting the timeline right, so maybe somebody, maybe someone could 0.98

01:02:28.660 break it down for me.

01:02:30.000 Dude.

01:02:30.320 Okay.

01:02:30.620 So I did a deep dive of this, basically.

01:02:33.440 I can do this.

01:02:33.980 I can do this really quick, okay?

01:02:36.240 She's a chick with an OnlyFans. 1.00

01:02:37.620 She's never been married, and she did this as a troll to get people to check out her link. 0.99

01:02:41.320 That's my honest opinion.

01:02:42.500 I think you're probably right, actually.

01:02:44.040 Oh, wow.

01:02:45.980 If that's the case-

01:02:47.160 I think that's 100% true.

01:02:50.240 Yeah.

01:02:50.860 She deserves like mad respect, if that's the case, because otherwise, it's, she's a woman

01:02:54.980 who has an OnlyFans.

01:02:56.060 Her husband killed himself. 1.00

01:02:58.160 She doesn't give a shit, and she's just like, everybody buy my nudes right now. 1.00

01:03:01.680 I would be masturbating in sadness for you. 1.00

01:03:03.940 I think it's fascinating that you think she deserves respect. 0.98

01:03:07.200 If, like, I think either way, she doesn't deserve respect, but yeah.

01:03:12.200 No, that's a better grift than making Chinese rap music.

01:03:16.380 Am I the only one of us who has seen her nudes at this point?

01:03:20.220 Yeah.

01:03:20.820 Look at how uncomfortable Cole is. 0.99

01:03:22.660 I immediately added her shit, and then she didn't add me to it, because I was like, you 1.00

01:03:26.880 know what? 1.00

01:03:27.300 I kind of want to see her titties. 0.99

01:03:28.740 And it's like, now I'm more intrigued. 0.96

01:03:31.180 Huh? 0.88

01:03:31.800 She added me, so I've seen her titties. 0.95

01:03:33.900 I don't know if you're missing that much.

01:03:35.580 I mean, they are-

01:03:36.380 Yeah, they didn't look that impressive, but I was just like, something about the situation

01:03:40.380 was like, you know what?

01:03:41.360 I thought this was added to mention if I had seen her areolas to this one. 1.00

01:03:44.280 No, no, no.

01:03:44.800 Listen, so I did do a deep dive into this, because someone-

01:03:49.040 No, Toad sent this, I'm pretty sure.

01:03:51.560 I got the receipts. 1.00

01:03:53.620 No, and so, like, I saw it, and I was like, who the fuck is this bitch? 1.00

01:03:56.740 Because it wasn't- 0.99

01:03:58.360 In the original tweet of hers, talking about the husband, she doesn't mention that she's

01:04:03.580 OnlyFans.

01:04:04.060 But immediately, right when I clicked on it, I saw the topic, and she has it in her bio.

01:04:09.420 And I was like, okay.

01:04:11.020 And so I was like-

01:04:11.820 It's the same thing, yeah.

01:04:13.080 And so I was like, okay, let me just scroll a little bit.

01:04:14.960 Because if she said, she said, in the past week, my husband killed himself, or whatever,

01:04:20.720 committed suicide, and all this stuff.

01:04:22.220 And I was like, let's just see.

01:04:23.320 Let's just go back, you know, seven days ago and see what she posted.

01:04:26.600 Legitimately, horny posting on the timeline, seven days ago.

01:04:30.620 Yes.

01:04:30.920 Six days ago.

01:04:31.800 Five days ago.

01:04:32.340 All right, all right, all right.

01:04:32.980 Every day, she was-

01:04:33.880 All right, come on.

01:04:35.400 Let's say your wife died, like, three days ago.

01:04:38.940 You're still a human being. 0.99

01:04:40.360 You still get horny. 0.97

01:04:42.400 Jesus.

01:04:43.360 But the funniest one to me, the funniest one to me, was three days ago, but three days

01:04:49.720 before the tweet, she had a picture of a dude, like, just sitting at her house watching 0.99

01:04:54.460 TV, and I was like, who the fuck is this nigga then? 1.00

01:04:58.060 Like, who is this guy that's just chilling at your house? 0.99

01:05:01.240 You just, like, and, like, I mean, and it was so funny because a lot of people caught

01:05:06.240 on, but nobody, like, I mean, Toppy, you did, you quote tweeted her, but I don't think

01:05:11.260 anybody, anyone got, what, 50,000 likes on that, on that tweet?

01:05:15.420 It was, like, insane for this woman.

01:05:18.220 And, I mean, it was-

01:05:19.680 That's the new, that's the new grift. 0.98

01:05:21.080 If the old one used to be, I'm, you know, I'm 400 days sober from fucking crystal meth 0.87

01:05:26.180 use, and that would guarantee you, like, a 10,000-like tweet. 0.99

01:05:29.000 Now you can just be, like, take a selfie with your fucking ex-boyfriend and be like, this 1.00

01:05:32.440 nigga killed himself. 1.00

01:05:34.400 Or some fucking fatty, or some fatty was talking about how I'm starting my weight loss challenge 1.00

01:05:39.080 today. 1.00

01:05:39.980 Every day.

01:05:40.780 Every day. 1.00

01:05:41.560 I'm keeping, I'm fucking watching you, bro. 1.00

01:05:44.160 You still fat, right? 0.99

01:05:44.960 Now, the other thing that I thought was interesting, so she has this alt, which I guess she did

01:05:49.540 not allow Jose to follow her alt yet, which is her thought-posting alt, her OnlyFans alt,

01:05:54.760 where she does post nudes on the timeline, so- 0.92

01:05:58.060 Wait, wait, wait.

01:05:58.420 Did you pay for OnlyFans and that's how you got access to your Twitter page?

01:06:02.020 Yes, he did.

01:06:02.820 No.

01:06:02.960 He 100% did.

01:06:04.060 I don't know that we ever actually explain what we're talking about. 1.00

01:06:06.460 A woman posted a picture and said online that her fucking ex, or her husband killed himself 0.99

01:06:15.380 a week ago, and, you know, you don't have to do this. 0.99

01:06:18.320 It feels awkward posting this, blah, blah, blah, you know, kind of a quasi-sob story slash,

01:06:23.600 you know, explanation for why she's posting it to make it seem as if it's legitimate. 0.88

01:06:27.880 And then it turns out that she's horny posting on Main seven days, five days, four days prior,

01:06:32.480 and she also has an OnlyFans, and she's also got a picture of her with another dude three 0.95

01:06:37.180 days ago, and it just screams marketing ploy to me.

01:06:41.440 There should be a forensic audit, like the CSI people should be involved in looking at

01:06:46.200 this, because it's like-

01:06:47.280 This is why we needed Nina Jankovic. 0.97

01:06:49.420 I mean, she could have-

01:06:50.240 This would be crime misinformation for the government.

01:06:55.060 No, but if-

01:06:56.360 Let's say, let's say, let's just say, let's say Toad killed himself.

01:07:00.180 Let's just say.

01:07:00.740 And then it turns out that I was in his DMs egging him on to do it.

01:07:04.860 I am-

01:07:05.500 I'm almost liable for that.

01:07:07.260 That's a criminal offense.

01:07:08.040 No, well, this is like that other case where that chick got- 1.00

01:07:11.100 Yeah, I don't think so.

01:07:11.900 I don't think so.

01:07:12.640 Where that chick got convicted and- 1.00

01:07:14.000 And she did get convicted because she was- 1.00

01:07:16.020 Yeah, that's bullshit. 1.00

01:07:17.900 Yeah, I think that's ridiculous. 1.00

01:07:19.280 If that were the case, then- 1.00

01:07:20.240 He killed himself, faggot, and killed himself. 1.00

01:07:22.020 I could kill myself and- 1.00

01:07:23.020 I think if you could convince someone to kill himself, they probably should kill himself, 1.00

01:07:27.160 and I think we did the world of favor. 0.99

01:07:28.480 Now, by the way, this-

01:07:32.160 That's what I'm trying to do all day today. 0.98

01:07:33.940 Hey, if I ever kill myself, I want you guys to make sure that El Popo spends the rest of his life in prison. 0.91

01:07:38.600 I think if you kill yourself because of El Popo, I just think it proves him correct. 0.97

01:07:45.960 And, you know- 0.96

01:07:46.380 Jesus.

01:07:47.020 No, no.

01:07:47.700 Well, he would be correct in prison, though.

01:07:50.120 Yeah, no, he would be right, but he should also go to jail forever. 0.98

01:07:53.200 The other thing about this thought woman, by the way, that I was just going to mention is that she appears to have lost a lot of weight because in her nudes, yeah, her stomach looks like she lost a ton of weight to the point where her stomach looks like this fucking vortex. 1.00

01:08:13.640 Didn't she mention something about having a kid, though? 0.97

01:08:16.480 Did she?

01:08:17.340 I feel like I vaguely remember something about a kid or a mother or something. 0.99

01:08:22.340 There's nothing hotter than the fucking widow-milf demographic when it comes to OnlyFans. 1.00

01:08:28.880 Man, that's really my shit. 1.00

01:08:29.760 Dude, this may sound fucked up, but I find stretch marks hot, but I guess maybe it's just because I have- 1.00

01:08:36.340 Of course you do. 0.99

01:08:37.460 Well, listen, like, but I also have- I've had two kids.

01:08:41.600 Maybe it's just, like, a maturity thing where I'm like, hell yeah, baby. 0.99

01:08:45.340 Like, that shit gets me going. 0.99

01:08:45.820 Jose, these are beyond stretch marks, man. 1.00

01:08:48.140 Like, her stomach looks like a gigantic butthole. 0.98

01:08:50.560 No, Jose- 0.99

01:08:51.060 Like, a woman that is well-shaped, well put together, but then they also have the stretch marks. 1.00

01:08:56.120 It's like, I don't know.

01:08:56.680 There's something weirdly beautiful.

01:08:57.620 Jose, this is something that I believe-

01:08:59.660 I know Burt Kreischer's talked about, and also I'm pretty sure Louis C.K. talked about.

01:09:03.900 He was talking about how now that they've had kids, and they've, like, they're, like, fucking 40, 50 years old. 0.90

01:09:10.920 I mean, not as old as- I mean, you're not that old. 0.90

01:09:12.580 But, like, Burt Kreischer talked about, he doesn't-

01:09:15.140 Like, he went to a strip club, and he wanted a stripper to go from, like, her, like, clothes, like, whenever she was leaving the club.

01:09:21.200 And, like, he was like-

01:09:22.080 Oh, she was like, oh, I'll give you a lap dance. 1.00

01:09:23.640 And she was like, but I'm leaving.

01:09:24.780 He was like, no, no, no, please do.

01:09:26.160 And so she stripped down from, like, her mom jeans.

01:09:29.060 And, like, he was like, that's what I want.

01:09:30.620 That's just hot to me.

01:09:31.500 I think that's way of honor.

01:09:32.700 And she was like, he talked about how he could see her belt buckle imprint on her stomach.

01:09:39.160 And he was like, that was hot to me.

01:09:41.500 And then also-

01:09:42.080 It's crazy, it's true. 0.99

01:09:43.200 And then also, fucking Louis C.K. talks about how he can't go for, like, the young girls anymore. 0.99

01:09:49.500 He's like, the 20-year-olds don't-

01:09:50.600 He was like, I want a woman who has, like, had two kids.

01:09:54.960 Had some two kids, and her, like, her nipples are all gnawed up from breastfeeding. 1.00

01:09:59.940 I actually didn't want to see those gnawed up nipples. 1.00

01:10:02.840 And he was like, that's the stuff that gets me turned on now. 0.94

01:10:05.060 It's not these, like, young-

01:10:06.680 It's not a pretty good comment.

01:10:07.940 I like proof of use and functionality. 1.00

01:10:10.900 Spud Ruckus says it's pronounced Rick Cata, in which case he should probably stop spelling it Rekietta, you fucking bitch. 1.00

01:10:18.500 How dare you correct me? 1.00

01:10:20.220 Well, now you never get him on the show.

01:10:23.220 No, I was talking to Spud. 0.99

01:10:24.680 I'm just fucking around. 0.98

01:10:25.700 Anyways, keep it going. 0.99

01:10:27.140 No, it's true.

01:10:27.840 It's true.

01:10:28.300 Like, so, yeah, I'll see, like, the teeny boppers, like, walking around in the store.

01:10:31.500 And I'm just like, oh, look at this young girl.

01:10:33.340 But then you'll see, like, a nice mom. 0.51

01:10:35.380 And, like, you know, I'll be like, hmm.

01:10:37.180 Yeah.

01:10:37.840 Yeah, I don't know. 1.00

01:10:38.540 Bat mom ass? 1.00

01:10:39.560 Hell yeah. 1.00

01:10:40.400 Maybe I'm evolving.

01:10:41.660 Maybe I'm evolving. 1.00

01:10:42.520 Or maybe I'm just fucked up. 0.99

01:10:43.560 I don't know. 1.00

01:10:43.800 Fucking C-section scar. 1.00

01:10:45.460 Fucking hot. 1.00

01:10:46.460 Or they're wearing those jeans and their ass is just popping out of it. 1.00

01:10:49.260 But not in the, like, the weird, like, like, borderline fake-looking ass way. 0.99

01:10:53.780 But in that, like, you know, there's some fat to it. 1.00

01:10:56.040 You're like, hell yeah, dog.

01:10:58.160 Love handles. 0.73

01:10:59.320 Love handles.

01:11:00.440 I can understand liking the stretch marks on your wife because she produced your offspring. 0.99

01:11:05.700 I don't understand being attracted to it broadly. 0.57

01:11:08.080 That seems completely dirty.

01:11:09.720 Well, one day when you grow up, you'll get it. 0.99

01:11:12.060 No, the stretch marks might mean that she used to be fat, so she's really good at sucking 1.00

01:11:17.640 cock. 1.00

01:11:17.700 When you complete your biologian imperative.

01:11:21.040 All right.

01:11:21.380 That makes sense.

01:11:22.100 That makes sense, actually.

01:11:23.240 That's fine.

01:11:23.760 Yeah, you see stretch marks, you know she has no gag reflex. 1.00

01:11:27.000 Yeah, it's just battle scars of all the cock she gobbles. 1.00

01:11:32.720 It's nature's proof that she puts out at least once. 0.99

01:11:36.560 What it is, is it's actually just the dried up cum that she swallows and just goes right 0.98

01:11:40.800 to the hips, is basically what happens. 1.00

01:11:44.580 It probably is some biological shit, where now, like, if you've lived it, you've seen 0.87

01:11:49.540 the child be born, you're like, yeah, like, I really, you know, people want, like, wide 1.00

01:11:53.680 birth-giving hips, or like, you like big tits because it's like, oh, she can produce milk 1.00

01:11:58.460 subconsciously. 0.99

01:11:58.840 Yeah, you want that anyway.

01:11:59.640 Yeah, because it's biological. 1.00

01:12:01.380 When Jose sees some stretch marks, he's like, this bitch could have babies. 1.00

01:12:05.540 Like, that's like, and you know what? 0.99

01:12:06.540 It's in my brain, too, I think. 0.99

01:12:08.060 I'm fucked up, too. 0.99

01:12:08.360 I think the way I look at it is, like, if you have a C-section scar, I'm like, yeah, 1.00

01:12:12.640 I don't have to wear a condom.

01:12:14.000 Like, you're down.

01:12:15.000 You're down for it all.

01:12:16.140 No, that means that she's still...

01:12:17.280 A C-section scar?

01:12:18.540 It means that they're down? 1.00

01:12:20.100 No, the C-section scar means that her pussy... 1.00

01:12:23.540 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:12:25.000 No, I'm saying that they've gotten pregnant and had a kid.

01:12:27.620 That means that they take it raw, dog.

01:12:29.720 Oh, okay.

01:12:30.780 I mean, it's not like they want another one. 1.00

01:12:33.680 No, no, the C-section scar means that the pussy is still tight and intact, right? 1.00

01:12:39.020 That's what it means. 1.00

01:12:39.860 That's odd.

01:12:40.520 Could be.

01:12:40.940 But she also got pregnant, so probably not. 1.00

01:12:46.480 Well, I don't know, man, because taking a huge dick is not going to destroy the pussy 1.00

01:12:51.380 as much as giving birth to, like, a baby with a huge head. 1.00

01:12:54.880 It sounds like you don't have a giant dick. 1.00

01:12:56.640 Yeah, you have a giant penis, like a baby head penis. 1.00

01:12:59.580 No, it's true. 1.00

01:13:00.740 Jose, have you seen your kids be born?

01:13:05.360 Jose?

01:13:06.100 Yeah.

01:13:07.160 Yeah, all right. 1.00

01:13:07.880 Yeah, so, yeah, I don't care how big your dick is. 1.00

01:13:09.820 No. 1.00

01:13:12.200 It's some wild shit. 1.00

01:13:13.500 It looks fake. 1.00

01:13:14.420 It does, dude.

01:13:15.660 I saw my little brother be born.

01:13:16.960 It was horrifying.

01:13:17.820 I saw your little brother...

01:13:19.380 Wait, from your mother?

01:13:20.880 Is that your stepmother? 1.00

01:13:21.840 Yeah, you saw your mom's vagina, dude. 1.00

01:13:22.600 Or your mom's vagina? 1.00

01:13:23.840 My mom's, dude. 1.00

01:13:24.500 Oh, we gotta explore this. 1.00

01:13:26.900 What the fucking shit is this? 1.00

01:13:28.220 I was eight and a half years old, and I watched my little brother, Colin, be born, and it was 1.00

01:13:32.620 fucking horrifying. 0.94

01:13:33.640 Why were you in the room? 1.00

01:13:36.700 I don't know.

01:13:37.260 I think she wanted me to, like, understand it.

01:13:39.840 Honestly, it really...

01:13:41.320 It gave me a level of appreciation and bond with my little brother.

01:13:45.340 Come over here, child. 1.00

01:13:46.340 Take a look at this shit right now. 1.00

01:13:48.600 They had me in the delivery room. 1.00

01:13:50.800 I always heard, like, stay in the Northern Hemisphere.

01:13:52.660 That's what they always, like, stay in the Northern Hemisphere whenever you're in there.

01:13:55.500 I was not in the Northern Hemisphere.

01:13:57.140 They asked me...

01:13:58.620 He was eight years old.

01:13:59.700 He couldn't be.

01:14:00.880 They asked me...

01:14:01.660 I was on that side of the curtain, and they were like...

01:14:04.900 One time, they were like, you want to see it?

01:14:06.560 Like, the first time.

01:14:07.280 And I was like, yeah, I want to see it.

01:14:09.240 And I, like, went over...

01:14:10.260 The second time, I actually had to help with the delivery, which was crazy, because it

01:14:13.660 was during COVID, so, like, short staff.

01:14:15.660 And I'm, like, holding a leg, and the doctor is, like, pulling my...

01:14:18.620 It was crazy.

01:14:19.400 So, yeah, I saw both times.

01:14:20.440 Top is short staff, too, by the way.

01:14:22.660 But what's the male version of the stretch marks?

01:14:28.140 So, it would be, like...

01:14:29.060 I mean, we don't have any women on here. 1.00

01:14:30.220 Still stretch marks.

01:14:32.180 But is it, like, the bodybuilder stretch marks, where it gets right here, because you do a 0.99

01:14:36.400 fucking bench press wrong? 0.98

01:14:38.900 You can... 1.00

01:14:39.340 Pench press wrong, you dumb bitch. 1.00

01:14:43.480 Yes, it is. 1.00

01:14:44.460 You don't get...

01:14:44.660 No, that's good, getting large pectoral muscles and shoulders.

01:14:49.560 The male equivalent of stretch marks is actually mental scars from having to witness the birth.

01:14:54.440 That's what it is.

01:14:55.540 I have some stretch marks on my hips, because I grew seven inches in three months.

01:15:00.060 So, I, like...

01:15:00.940 I just grew faster than my skin could, like, elasticize or whatever. 0.99

01:15:04.180 My penis has stretch marks. 1.00

01:15:05.140 Being someone who's built, like, a fucking square... 1.00

01:15:08.620 Cole tried to use a penis enlarger. 1.00

01:15:11.100 Being someone who's built, like, a square, I have stretch marks all over the place. 1.00

01:15:15.440 That's true.

01:15:15.940 You probably have a lot of stretch marks.

01:15:18.020 Yeah, but my body was not meant to be this large.

01:15:21.040 But I don't think...

01:15:22.140 I don't think women look at stretch marks the same way men look at stretch marks, though.

01:15:25.620 I don't think women, like... 1.00

01:15:26.380 I don't think that, like, even...

01:15:27.140 Well, women don't look at appearance nearly as much as men do, in my experience.

01:15:32.080 Although, I do think there is a thing with dad bods.

01:15:34.280 I do think, genuinely, women do like dad bods. 0.99

01:15:36.560 But it depends on what you mean by dad bod.

01:15:38.560 Because, like, when I say dad bod, I think, like, me or, like, Top.

01:15:41.740 Because I think me and Top both have dad bods, but, like, no homo in, like, the sexy way. 1.00

01:15:46.360 Where it's, like...

01:15:47.200 We're not, like, all ripped and cut up, but you can tell there's a physique under there.

01:15:51.880 But there's, like, a hardiness to it, you know?

01:15:54.060 Wait, so...

01:15:54.420 You don't think I have a dad bod?

01:15:55.540 I think I have a dad bod.

01:15:56.540 Yeah, I think you do.

01:15:57.920 No, I just think you're old.

01:15:59.440 Thanks, man.

01:16:01.120 No, Clint has a...

01:16:01.840 Clint has a good build.

01:16:02.740 You're, like, you're kind of tall.

01:16:04.400 Not slender.

01:16:05.320 You can tell that you, like, lift.

01:16:06.800 Like, that you're, like, you know...

01:16:07.880 Yeah.

01:16:08.160 You're there.

01:16:08.460 I'm not used to lift.

01:16:09.340 I'm a thick boy.

01:16:10.800 What do you mean I used to lift?

01:16:12.140 You kind of... 0.99

01:16:12.540 I fucking... 0.99

01:16:13.220 No. 1.00

01:16:15.640 When your testosterone runs out, you'll see...

01:16:17.700 You're really in a rut.

01:16:18.700 You're working out.

01:16:19.380 You gave up.

01:16:21.260 By the way...

01:16:21.900 Those dudes...

01:16:22.980 You're the dude at the gym.

01:16:24.240 The old guy at the gym that just has the huge gut.

01:16:26.880 But he's always, like... 1.00

01:16:27.880 He has the fucking knee straps. 1.00

01:16:29.880 Dude, that's almost always a black guy. 1.00

01:16:31.840 And I always marvel at them.

01:16:33.040 Because they'll come in.

01:16:33.940 They'll do, like...

01:16:34.760 They'll bench, like, 300 pounds.

01:16:36.720 But they'll do, like...

01:16:37.340 They'll do, like, two sets. 1.00

01:16:38.520 They'll chop it up with bitches the entire time. 1.00

01:16:40.880 And then they'll get out of there. 1.00

01:16:42.000 And I'm, like, dude, there's a reason you're fucking... 0.99

01:16:44.120 You're, like... 1.00

01:16:44.460 His chest is, like, a barrel.

01:16:46.080 But then he's just...

01:16:46.860 His stomach actually protrudes outside.

01:16:48.720 And then he's, like...

01:16:49.540 No legs.

01:16:50.560 And no legs.

01:16:51.280 Oh, yeah.

01:16:51.580 No legs.

01:16:51.880 Every so often, they'll do, like, a squat.

01:16:54.620 But they'll just go max squat.

01:16:56.940 And it's, like...

01:16:58.080 Oh, no.

01:16:58.500 That's the guy I'm talking about. 0.99

01:17:00.020 And they'll do fucking one. 1.00

01:17:01.180 And they're done. 1.00

01:17:02.000 They don't do squats. 1.00

01:17:03.120 They're, like, that's faggot shit. 1.00

01:17:04.480 I would never do that. 1.00

01:17:05.520 But the equivalent of stretch marks for women to men would be, like, forearm strength and

01:17:10.600 hand strength.

01:17:11.680 When you could, like...

01:17:12.440 When you have, like, really good hand strength with, like, that guy Jack Lloyd does not have

01:17:16.520 good hand strength. 0.99

01:17:17.400 If you've ever shaken his hand, it's, like, shaking a fucking bag of twigs. 0.98

01:17:21.320 But, like, just hand strength in general. 0.99

01:17:22.960 If you can crush shit or you can, like, hang from your hands and stuff, that's, like... 1.00

01:17:26.720 That's man shit. 1.00

01:17:27.340 Dude, that is real man shit. 1.00

01:17:28.820 It really is. 1.00

01:17:30.140 That is why handshakes are a thing.

01:17:32.280 Like, that is for real to recognize real.

01:17:34.380 And, like, there is so much that goes into a handshake to where you...

01:17:37.560 I will say this.

01:17:38.040 I don't think that's a stretch mark for men, though.

01:17:40.080 I will say this, though. 0.98

01:17:41.020 I don't have very good hand strength because I got these bitch-ass wrists. 1.00

01:17:44.580 But I can hit so hard. 0.97

01:17:46.720 So, like, I don't think it's really a good measure of, like, if you can scrap.

01:17:52.380 Because I know a lot of people think that.

01:17:53.740 Maybe they don't scrap.

01:17:55.100 But I think it's...

01:17:56.260 No, it's general...

01:17:56.480 All together, general usage.

01:17:58.480 And even, yes, scrapping as well.

01:18:00.320 Like, I know from when I used to wrestle and do jiu-jitsu, like, there is something

01:18:04.280 about wrist strength.

01:18:05.780 Like, when a dude...

01:18:06.460 Oh, for sure.

01:18:06.940 For sure.

01:18:07.520 It matters.

01:18:08.100 I'm just saying it's not everything. 0.99

01:18:09.160 If you feel, like, crushing, you're like, I'm fucked. 0.92

01:18:12.540 And, like, someone that has really good wrist strength, you're going where they want you 0.99

01:18:16.920 to go.

01:18:17.340 Because something about strong wrists, like, just grabbing, like, just...

01:18:21.140 I don't know.

01:18:21.540 It makes so much of a difference.

01:18:23.060 It's weird.

01:18:23.400 Now, the only thing...

01:18:24.660 I don't think...

01:18:25.200 It's because I feel like for the man's stretch marks to a woman, it has to be something that 1.00

01:18:29.560 men themselves don't like about themselves.

01:18:31.820 Because every woman doesn't like stretch marks. 1.00

01:18:33.140 They don't like the stretch marks on them.

01:18:34.640 So, I'll be...

01:18:35.140 But... 1.00

01:18:35.640 I don't like the hair in my ass, Craig. 1.00

01:18:37.760 So, that must be... 1.00

01:18:38.200 Maxine update.

01:18:39.200 Man skate, man.

01:18:40.400 Maxine update. 1.00

01:18:41.500 Jew anal. 1.00

01:18:42.220 You can't... 1.00

01:18:42.720 Ukraine kid anal. 1.00

01:18:43.800 All right. 1.00

01:18:44.100 Go on.

01:18:46.320 Profound.

01:18:46.860 So, it has to be something that, like, we don't like about ourselves.

01:18:49.700 But women, as they get older, like about us. 1.00

01:18:52.780 So, I don't know what that could be.

01:18:54.280 Maybe it's, like, um...

01:18:56.900 It's probably just the dad bod, really, right?

01:18:59.300 Like...

01:18:59.820 But guys don't really care about their body as much.

01:19:01.600 No, yeah.

01:19:02.320 That's crazy.

01:19:03.340 So, like...

01:19:03.760 Women have said they see that as a... 1.00

01:19:05.540 Like, that is the thing about the dad bod they like, is that it's not someone who's so

01:19:09.460 shallow and so obsessed with themselves.

01:19:11.480 But it's still, like, usually a dad bod's not necessarily, like, a slobby dude.

01:19:15.860 It's some dude who just has, like, probably, I don't know, a little bit of extra cushion.

01:19:19.840 Like, he's just gonna...

01:19:20.500 You gotta have cushion, but you...

01:19:22.820 Really, what they're looking for is a protector.

01:19:24.960 So, like, even if you're...

01:19:26.160 But, like, it's actually a perfect balance because if you have a dad bod, like, not every 1.00

01:19:30.180 chick is gonna want to get with you, but you definitely look like you can still fuck 1.00

01:19:32.980 somebody up. 0.99

01:19:33.460 So, it's, like, the perfect balance.

01:19:34.960 So, like, oh, I need to have kids.

01:19:36.380 I got it.

01:19:36.960 Great hair.

01:19:37.680 Great hair.

01:19:38.380 Great hair is the stretch.

01:19:39.420 Oh, yeah.

01:19:39.780 That's why I cut my hair.

01:19:41.260 That's what it is.

01:19:42.200 Women like the silver fox, but guys are always trying to... 1.00

01:19:45.940 To a point, they try to fucking get rid of that shit. 1.00

01:19:49.440 I shave this so low because my hair is, like, great. 1.00

01:19:53.480 Like, it'll turn, like, white in spots.

01:19:55.140 Me too, really.

01:19:55.520 Not because I'm going bald.

01:19:56.420 I just, like, you know, it's because it's gray.

01:19:58.480 But, like...

01:19:59.100 Do you have nice hair, though?

01:20:00.360 Mine's a little...

01:20:00.980 My hair, like, you see my son's head?

01:20:03.220 Yeah, I assume you're Puerto Rican.

01:20:05.380 You guys are, like, this weird kind of, like, mix between, like, Jacob's ideal and the

01:20:09.360 originals.

01:20:10.080 So, like, it's still a little bit coarse, you know?

01:20:12.020 It would be super curly, like, my son's hair.

01:20:18.360 But, yeah, it's crazy when I think about, like...

01:20:21.480 So, when I was younger, when I first met my wife, I had, like, a six-pack and I had, like, 0.98

01:20:24.460 all the veins and shit. 0.97

01:20:25.300 And, like, I was, like, 150 pounds, maybe. 0.98

01:20:28.080 Real skinny.

01:20:28.920 And looked jacked.

01:20:30.340 Looked good.

01:20:31.300 But now, I would, like, take my old self and literally just go...

01:20:35.380 Because I'm, like, that much stronger.

01:20:38.020 Cole, you'll find out in a few... 1.00

01:20:39.160 Like, young me was sexy as fuck, but I could fuck him up. 1.00

01:20:42.740 Seriously. 1.00

01:20:43.520 We're not even trying.

01:20:44.580 Just, like, crushing.

01:20:46.420 It's, like, the strength in your hands is, like...

01:20:48.540 I don't know.

01:20:49.660 Dude, Junkie just said I don't think weak handshakes meant anything until, like, someone

01:20:53.280 gave me a weak handshake and never looked at the same dude again.

01:20:56.200 That's 100%, dude.

01:20:58.300 I'm not a huge guy, but I still try to give, like, strong handshakes because it is not...

01:21:02.200 You at least got to let them know you're there.

01:21:03.700 Like, there is still, like...

01:21:05.240 Don't squeeze the phone.

01:21:06.180 Don't death grip him.

01:21:06.980 You can tell.

01:21:08.060 Like, I don't death grip him.

01:21:08.980 You want to give him a firm one, but, like, you can tell when someone has a strong handshake, 0.97

01:21:13.760 even if they don't squeeze the shit out of it. 0.95

01:21:14.960 You can just tell there's power there, and they could, like, really go down. 0.99

01:21:18.240 Oh, man.

01:21:19.240 You can feel it.

01:21:20.280 The old man, like, a farmer or, like, mechanic or something, they give you a handshake? 1.00

01:21:25.220 Holy shit. 0.99

01:21:26.220 Especially when it's, like, leathery. 0.99

01:21:27.840 When it's called something he's about to come. 1.00

01:21:30.920 They grab that dick, and it's all calloused up. 1.00

01:21:33.260 It feels great. 0.99

01:21:33.900 The dude you saw that was moving my parents' stuff, he's younger than me, no kids and stuff,

01:21:40.240 but when he gave me a handshake, I was like, oh.

01:21:42.500 Like, he, like, he gave me the death grip, but I was like, I can tell him, like, you're

01:21:46.320 not that strong.

01:21:46.880 That's your full strength.

01:21:48.000 Like, I'm giving you a firm...

01:21:49.320 I'm keeping my hand firm, so you don't crush it, but you know that, like, I'm here.

01:21:53.440 You also need to meet in the middle, though.

01:21:55.460 You can't, like, on the handshake, you can't be way back here.

01:21:58.780 You can tell when they're overdoing it, trying to announce their presence, because it's like,

01:22:02.520 I know, you can just tell how much someone's putting in it, because it just needs to feel

01:22:06.120 natural.

01:22:06.560 But if somebody is, like, a natural, firm, hard-handed...

01:22:09.560 It's the natural alpha versus the, like, the fake alpha.

01:22:13.740 Like, you just...

01:22:14.340 If you're going to come in and squeeze someone's hand full strength to try and, like, assert

01:22:18.540 dominance, you're not dominant.

01:22:20.460 And you know what?

01:22:21.100 Top brought up the example of our, like, our younger selves.

01:22:23.260 That's a perfect example of it, because, like, me as a younger guy, where I was all, like,

01:22:26.920 I had, like, a six-pack at one point. 0.98

01:22:29.780 I was fucking looking juicy, all fucking veined up. 0.99

01:22:32.700 I was, like, 5'5", 170, like, fucking, like, looking fucking good. 0.99

01:22:37.740 Were you on the juice, though? 0.98

01:22:38.720 Were you doing a little gear?

01:22:40.120 I've done gear before, yeah.

01:22:41.560 But, uh...

01:22:42.920 My point being, like, something about that, and it's not even necessarily a bad thing,

01:22:47.080 it's just, like, a period of your life where you're young, you're coming into the world,

01:22:50.400 you're in your early 20s, you're trying to assert yourself, you're someone trying to cement

01:22:54.140 yourself in the world.

01:22:54.800 But that older man energy and strength is, like, I'm here, I've already established

01:22:59.840 myself, I have nothing to prove, and something about that's far more alpha.

01:23:03.300 But it's still natural progressives in life.

01:23:05.060 There's nothing wrong with one or the other, but...

01:23:07.380 I think that's, like, that's definitionally based, is, like, if you come in, you just,

01:23:12.260 you just yourself.

01:23:13.160 Like, whatever it is, if you're yourself, you're based.

01:23:15.040 And I agree with you, though, like, I definitely, I've shaken some dudes' hands where I'm like,

01:23:19.020 all right, bro, like, you, you're a little light in the loafers.

01:23:21.700 Like, I don't know what's happening here.

01:23:23.180 But for the most part, it's just about, it's just about, like, being confident with who

01:23:28.220 you are. And I think that if you, you can take it either way.

01:23:30.740 Like, if you go, if you squeeze someone's hand really hard, like, the way Trump tries 1.00

01:23:33.840 to alpha all these fucking bitch-ass politicians, and he, and he brings them in all types of shit. 1.00

01:23:37.960 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:23:38.260 Brings them in. 1.00

01:23:38.960 That's alpha shit. 1.00

01:23:40.640 Is it, though? 1.00

01:23:41.440 Because it seems contrived to me.

01:23:43.500 But I think it's alpha, it has to, you have to do it correctly.

01:23:46.020 You have to be the, where it's not just like a, like, he literally does his whole life

01:23:50.320 like that. 0.99

01:23:50.980 His whole life is legit the fucking big dicking somebody. 1.00

01:23:55.340 I guess that's true. 1.00

01:23:56.480 Yeah.

01:23:56.560 But if you're, like, like, he doesn't, he doesn't do it to everybody.

01:23:59.320 He does it to the people who probably present that weak, frail handshake.

01:24:02.800 Right, right.

01:24:03.340 Because he's, he's trying to assert dominance, like, like, physical dominance. 0.99

01:24:07.000 Like, yo, I can fucking, I can mash you up, son. 0.99

01:24:10.900 I was giggling at the line. 0.99

01:24:12.340 I was giggling at Maxine again.

01:24:14.220 You know that scene from the campaign where they're trying to make each other touch each 1.00

01:24:18.860 other's dick on the stage. 0.99

01:24:20.120 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

01:24:21.560 Have you watched the campaign? 0.99

01:24:22.740 It's one of the best fucking Will Ferrell movies. 0.99

01:24:24.300 Real quick. 1.00

01:24:25.400 You faggots are gay, nervous, scared to speak online faggots. 1.00

01:24:29.580 God is. 1.00

01:24:32.320 I thought Cole was talking about the actual, like, Trump, I think it was the 2016 campaign.

01:24:39.940 Dude, Maxine Waters wants on. 1.00

01:24:41.720 I have no idea how they would facilitate this.

01:24:43.240 They were actually, like, they actually debated.

01:24:44.720 Come on right now.

01:24:45.500 Send them the link.

01:24:46.440 Send them, send them the link.

01:24:47.340 I have no idea how. 0.79

01:24:47.700 They actually debated dick size, like, on the stage, if I remember correctly. 0.93

01:24:51.440 Yes. 0.96

01:24:51.800 No, I'm talking about the, the movie, the campaign.

01:24:53.780 There's a point where they have a debate.

01:24:55.560 And Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis, like, characters come in the middle and they're trying 0.97

01:25:00.080 to shit talk each other. 0.99

01:25:01.280 And so, like, I mean, and Will Ferrell's laying down all the shit talk. 1.00

01:25:04.580 And then they're, like, they're holding, they're shaking hands the entire time. 0.97

01:25:07.780 And so it's, like, this long, drawn up thing. 0.99

01:25:09.500 And at some point, he starts pushing Zach Galifianakis' hand down to his dick. 1.00

01:25:13.800 And he's, like, touch my dick, you raggot. 1.00

01:25:15.140 Touch my dick. 1.00

01:25:17.280 And then the- 1.00

01:25:17.920 I feel like if Top ever meets Jack Lloyd, that's what's going to happen.

01:25:22.440 I've met him a bunch of times.

01:25:23.880 That's a, it's a crazy thing.

01:25:25.780 Like, I don't-

01:25:26.100 Yes. 1.00

01:25:26.480 That's the craziest thing about the wild shit. 1.00

01:25:28.300 He was, some of the shit he was, like, the, the, okay, he never, he was straddling the 1.00

01:25:33.160 fuck out of the line. 0.99

01:25:33.880 Like, dude, you do realize as a guy, you very well might see it again. 1.00

01:25:36.240 I was not, I was not, I didn't violate the nap.

01:25:39.780 But, no, I met him a bunch of times.

01:25:41.940 And I will say, at Tom Woods 2000, they saw me, him and his wife, and they asked me for

01:25:46.440 a picture.

01:25:46.800 I didn't ask them for a picture.

01:25:47.860 No, they're super nice.

01:25:48.920 They asked me for a picture.

01:25:49.980 That's the weird thing.

01:25:50.880 The disconnect between their online personality, or Jack's online personality, and in real life.

01:25:56.140 He's a great guy in real life.

01:25:57.460 I don't get it.

01:25:58.180 It's weird.

01:25:58.660 Dude, he came up and talked to me and Elizabeth for a good, like, 30 minutes.

01:26:03.500 And we just sat there and talked.

01:26:04.500 He's a great guy.

01:26:05.400 He was very, and, like, Foe was really nice, too.

01:26:07.920 That's why I tried to stay out of the time. 0.98

01:26:09.300 I felt so, I couldn't fucking, like, just shit on somebody if it wasn't my battle. 1.00

01:26:14.120 He was shitting on me. 1.00

01:26:16.400 He was shitting on me on the Facebook. 1.00

01:26:18.040 I thought he was calling me stupid, and I was like, yeah, you got to chill out. 1.00

01:26:20.640 But, listen, I'll buy you a beer, Jack. 1.00

01:26:22.420 Let's just stop being gay. 1.00

01:26:24.040 Whatever. 0.99

01:26:24.460 Yeah.

01:26:25.040 So, yeah.

01:26:25.680 That's it.

01:26:25.940 Here we go.

01:26:26.520 A peace offering. 0.57

01:26:27.160 Hell, yeah.

01:26:27.460 I like it, yeah.

01:26:27.900 All right. 1.00

01:26:28.260 Or maybe I'll punch you. 0.99

01:26:28.900 You're going to give him a strong answer. 0.99

01:26:31.920 Okay.

01:26:32.740 Are we talking about it?

01:26:33.600 If I had somebody, a beer can be an alpha way, too, dude. 1.00

01:26:35.760 Like, I bought a beer, and, damn, I just, I mean, I alpha'd his ass. 1.00

01:26:40.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:40.840 And then he's, like, he was calling my table.

01:26:42.680 He was calling my old house cheap. 1.00

01:26:44.280 I'm like, you motherfucker. 1.00

01:26:47.460 Like, I just threw a party at my ranch. 1.00

01:26:49.500 Fuck you, man. 1.00

01:26:50.280 That's bullshit. 1.00

01:26:50.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:51.060 He had a problem with the workmanship that you displayed on that milking table that you built.

01:26:55.340 It was a very nice milking table.

01:26:56.960 It wasn't even a bad table.

01:26:58.580 I don't even get it.

01:26:59.820 You couldn't even see the table very much, either.

01:27:01.940 It was very, like, it was not very much a part of it.

01:27:04.600 I couldn't even see the hole in it, so.

01:27:07.420 If anything, it was more like, look, I found a picture of you and dug through your profile.

01:27:12.000 And that was what was the weirdest about it.

01:27:14.100 Yeah, that weirded me out.

01:27:15.820 Well, I just don't respect someone who's going to try and flex on them for their furniture.

01:27:19.560 Like, yo, being frugal is kind of, like, a base thing to do. 0.99

01:27:25.380 So, like, even if you thought that the table was cheap, you could be like, well, that's not demonstrating that his income's low, which is what he was attempting to do with that shit. 0.98

01:27:34.100 Yeah, and we can't shake energy. 0.99

01:27:35.880 How the fuck are you going to know if someone's table is cheap anyway? 0.97

01:27:38.760 That's the name of the episode. 0.98

01:27:40.840 What is?

01:27:42.120 We can't shake energy.

01:27:43.820 It wasn't about being frugal.

01:27:45.960 I literally built, in my old house, I built my dining table.

01:27:48.980 I built that coffee table.

01:27:50.380 I built the bench to sit on.

01:27:51.600 I built the chairs for the dining table.

01:27:53.240 I built the pendant above the dining table.

01:27:55.800 Where that picture was taken, I knocked out that wall, and I built a header beam above it, and then, like, an enclosed head.

01:28:01.740 I built everything in that house out of wood.

01:28:03.860 So, it's not about being...

01:28:04.580 Yeah, but did it all weigh 900 pounds, though?

01:28:06.600 Very close.

01:28:07.800 Very close.

01:28:09.240 Hey, Tyler said, Jack doesn't even have kids who can kill multiple ducks.

01:28:12.560 I thought they were chickens.

01:28:17.240 The ducks are good.

01:28:17.900 The chickens are dying like flies out here.

01:28:19.840 Yeah, it was the chickens.

01:28:20.620 The ducks are good.

01:28:21.540 Hey, Top, update real quick on the video from the Top Loops The Ranch. 0.99

01:28:28.820 I know you sent us the intro, which was fucking fire. 0.94

01:28:32.520 Yeah, so, tomorrow morning, I have to go back to New York, go into a wedding. 0.97

01:28:37.380 I'm flying back here Saturday, and my cousin's meeting me here Saturday night.

01:28:41.320 So, by Sunday, we're going to work together.

01:28:43.700 Maybe I'll do some designing, and we're going to edit the videos and see what he's working with.

01:28:48.840 Nice.

01:28:49.080 So, yeah, I don't know the timeline, but he's going to be here Sunday.

01:28:52.280 We're going to be going through it.

01:28:53.620 It's going to be cool.

01:28:54.660 Yeah.

01:28:54.880 Go to TopLobster.com. 0.97

01:28:56.680 Pick up some Liberty Lockdown merch, Tower Gang merch, some fucking No Way Jose merch. 0.91

01:29:01.760 Don't pick up any Naturalist Capitalist merch. 0.96

01:29:04.380 Don't do it.

01:29:05.440 Good thing I didn't wear that hat tonight. 1.00

01:29:07.500 Don't fucking do it. 0.99

01:29:08.360 Toad, go ahead and tell us what the last topic is. 1.00

01:29:11.940 Baby formula shortage?

01:29:13.720 Oh, yeah.

01:29:14.460 That's not right.

01:29:14.960 Who cares?

01:29:15.660 All right, let's do plugs. 0.99

01:29:16.300 It is pretty – the only thing with the baby formula shortage that I thought was really fucked up was that the FDA, like, banned all that stuff from Europe just for, like, random shit. 0.86

01:29:30.140 Well, they also shut down the production – like, the biggest production facility in the U.S., I think. 0.83

01:29:35.380 So, yeah, I mean, it really – this is why the conspiracy theorists start to sound correct when they say this is a controlled demolition.

01:29:44.280 Like, it's just – it's such a comedy of errors. 0.90

01:29:47.140 It's hard to believe that it's all fucking accidental. 0.82

01:29:49.260 Especially after they also burned down so many of those food – was it the food processing facilities? 0.95

01:29:56.040 Yeah, like –

01:29:56.340 A bunch of them, yeah.

01:29:57.240 It's almost like a Greg replacement theory.

01:29:59.080 Also, like, Bill Gates – Bill Gates, like, put his stance on – his stance on human milk, so lab-grown human milk.

01:30:07.100 Yeah, I was just going to mention this, yeah. 0.99

01:30:08.380 Be three years away, and then he did some other shit. 0.85

01:30:10.820 He was, like, doing John Hopkins studies about the effect of breastfeeding on women, and then at the same time, I think he's got – he's got some, like, biolab companies that produce breast milk. 0.99

01:30:20.080 Breast milk.

01:30:20.680 He had just bought – he bought, like, a – he bought one of those things, and then he – something about, like, a – immediately after he bought it, and there was something with a journal or something, immediately there was, like, an article about how breastfeeding is bad for women.

01:30:38.260 Yeah.

01:30:38.520 It was, like, immediately.

01:30:40.340 It was – I mean, it's crazy.

01:30:41.360 Like, they're just, like – I mean, there's –

01:30:44.080 You know what – 1.00

01:30:44.780 There's so much shit. 0.99

01:30:45.500 It's, like – you can understand, like Clint said, the conspiracy theories just make a ton of sense because they – 1.00

01:30:52.540 Right, but then there's also that other conspiracy –

01:30:55.380 There's that other conspiracy theory that they want women breastfeeding their kids with vaccinated breast milk. 1.00

01:31:01.720 Damn, killing the babies. 1.00

01:31:03.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:03.860 You know what fucking infuriates me the most out of all this? 0.98

01:31:06.680 It's, like, what were we talking about before? 0.99

01:31:07.940 Weak handshake energy.

01:31:08.980 Abby Shapiro isn't breastfeeding me.

01:31:10.960 I'm pissed, too.

01:31:11.780 Yeah.

01:31:12.900 Man.

01:31:13.300 That they would hook up a couple of pumps of those and you got the whole world feed.

01:31:18.700 Clint and I can each take one titty, man.

01:31:20.880 I would just – I would do that.

01:31:22.020 That would be fine.

01:31:22.980 We could all have steak and milk.

01:31:24.560 I mean, that was just for dinner.

01:31:26.260 Think about this, though, for a second. 1.00

01:31:28.120 Think about the weak handshake energy that Bill Gates has but is doing this fucking awful shit. 0.99

01:31:34.880 And that infuriates me the most when, like, a man has, like, the weak handshake energy and they're going to try to, like, get over on you. 0.99

01:31:41.960 It's like, yo, we got to, like – man, you got to stand up.

01:31:44.940 You got to do something. 0.99

01:31:45.700 That's fucking crazy. 1.00

01:31:46.860 Yeah, let's drag them through the streets. 1.00

01:31:47.920 I mean, yeah, let's call them up.

01:31:49.900 Dude, I don't know if anybody watched the Ari and Dave State of the Union.

01:31:59.220 It was, like, four and a half hours.

01:32:00.380 Not the whole thing yet.

01:32:01.000 It was so great.

01:32:02.280 But he was, you know, talking again about the Wall Street – what's it called?

01:32:09.680 The Jews? 0.81

01:32:12.500 No, no, no, no.

01:32:13.360 Back in, like, 2008, 2009, all the Occupy Wall Street stuff.

01:32:18.780 Occupy Wall Street, yeah.

01:32:19.420 And how, like, this was the scariest thing to them because even with all their power, a populous uprising can literally pull them out of their house and, like, drag them into the streets.

01:32:29.080 Like, that's the only thing they're scared of. 0.95

01:32:30.940 And, man, I don't know how – I mean, I guess they somehow figured out, like, with all this woke shit to put all that down. 0.99

01:32:38.720 Because you would think by now, now would be the time. 0.99

01:32:41.700 Because Occupy Wall Street is nothing compared – like, what they had then is nothing compared to the shit that we're going through now. 0.97

01:32:49.000 Like, that wasn't even close. 0.87

01:32:50.220 If you buy the whole Great Reset theory, though, they're pushing for a big reset.

01:32:54.200 And you got to think there's people above the people that you think are, like, the people. 0.97

01:32:58.520 So, like, you know, you have the Klaus Schwab's and shit. 0.93

01:33:00.560 So they very well may be manipulating these people to really push the paradigm. 0.99

01:33:04.400 And the Germans are manipulating the Jews, actually. 1.00

01:33:06.720 And it may be one of those double-crossed type things where, like, the retards, like the fucking – the Nancy Pelosi's are like, oh, we'll be okay. 1.00

01:33:15.000 But you know what? 0.99

01:33:15.620 Very well, they could have some crazy get dragged through the street type scenario.

01:33:19.180 And the people above them don't care.

01:33:21.260 I think that's why they implemented the January 6th thing is because ultimately, like, I don't think that the politicians were in on that.

01:33:28.140 I think that the politicians were scared shitless and they were, like, all you needed was a deep state operative to be like, hey, we're going to have a riot at the Capitol building with Congress there.

01:33:38.240 And now all of a sudden Congress is totally on board with all this anti-domestic extremism lawmaking.

01:33:45.400 So it makes perfect sense to me.

01:33:47.320 Yeah.

01:33:47.980 Yeah, the Occupy the Capitol movement.

01:33:50.840 Let me ask you guys this.

01:33:53.060 So the political route is one way to go.

01:33:57.660 But I've been really thinking a lot about the litigious route.

01:34:01.300 I think that that is something that – like, actually suing state actors, politicians on the grounds of – like, on constitutional grounds.

01:34:12.580 If, like, we actually learn the law, what it means, what the old-time words mean, like, when they're talking about a person being – if they say a person cannot do this or that, that really means they're talking about, like, corporations and different entities, not the people.

01:34:28.520 I feel like that's, like – we've lost a lot of that in the last hundred years through public education, and I think that they fear that the most.

01:34:37.720 If you had a bunch of lawsuits targeting actual politicians, like, legitimate lawsuits of people that knew what they were talking about defending themselves, that could also be a legitimate route to – 0.90

01:34:49.880 We have had some, right, during the COVID shit. 0.96

01:34:52.180 Like, the state of Massachusetts got sued basically by one guy over the lockdown shit, and he lost. 0.99

01:34:59.240 Yeah, but how many – I mean, I'm talking about everybody. 0.96

01:35:01.800 Everybody understanding their rights.

01:35:03.480 Like, nobody really understands –

01:35:05.980 It would basically be, like – it would all go to the Supreme – like, it would just be, like – everybody's just suing, like, hey, you're – my rights are being infringed upon with, you know, the ACF.

01:35:15.060 Down to the – yes, down to the most frivolous thing.

01:35:18.240 Down to child support.

01:35:19.060 But see, this – the thing is, this is the same issue that we have with trying to get people to just read Rothbard, like, to educate the masses to be willing to defend their rights to understand that, hey, we're all in this together.

01:35:32.380 We're all going to file these same lawsuits to stop paying taxes or whatever else to, like, bog down the system so that it implodes.

01:35:40.420 You'd have to get people that were down with the implosion, that actually wanted to see that happen and understood why it would work.

01:35:47.620 It's just – it's just a daunting test.

01:35:49.200 And it would also be, like, you know, telling – because basically, I mean, the most – the easiest one would be with the Republicans. 0.93

01:35:54.740 We'd be, like, hey, there's all these gun laws, and they want to fucking take your guns or whatever. 0.98

01:35:58.320 Let's sue them. 0.87

01:35:58.920 They'd be, like, no, no, no, no, let's – all we have to do is get our guy into Congress, and then we're good.

01:36:04.160 Like, that's what we need to – because they'll pass laws to repeal these laws.

01:36:07.980 That's what they're thinking.

01:36:09.460 Tyler Jenke, you're an attorney.

01:36:10.740 You need to be orchestrating this and organizing this.

01:36:13.040 Come on.

01:36:13.440 Get it together.

01:36:13.800 Stop.

01:36:14.040 It's not like my monetary wet tree.

01:36:15.500 I'll throw this out there.

01:36:16.440 The Florida Constitution talks about – the Florida Constitution talks about, like, gun rights, and basically, they're unalienable.

01:36:25.640 And it doesn't have anything to do with – they don't mention militias or any, like, obscure shit like that.

01:36:30.820 But in order for the Florida – in order for Florida to have a constitution, it has to coincide with the federal constitution because they can't conflict, right?

01:36:38.080 That's, like, how it was written.

01:36:39.100 We're supposed to be a union together with how they wrote it.

01:36:41.420 So, then wouldn't that make it clear – make the Second Amendment more clear as to what's allowed and what's not allowed?

01:36:49.220 And every state has a constitution, but people just don't read this stuff.

01:36:53.200 I think we should be maybe looking into this stuff a little bit more rather than this –

01:36:58.100 I mean, there's a constant battle between federal law and state law, and normally you're supposed to – you know, state power is supposed to supersede it.

01:37:07.560 But it seems as if over my lifetime it's gone the opposite direction more often than not.

01:37:11.740 So, I agree with you.

01:37:12.820 I mean, obviously, like, I want secession.

01:37:14.900 I want people to move to more freedom-oriented governorship and then to work on undermining federal oversight so that state laws can supersede.

01:37:25.300 But it's just going to be a battle, man. 0.96

01:37:27.200 Well, maybe it starts with, like, a state like Florida just, you know, actively giving a middle finger to the federal, like, during the COVID shit. 0.97

01:37:35.440 And maybe that's just – that was the start. 0.99

01:37:37.100 And now we're getting to where maybe they – because, I mean, you've seen them doing all sorts of other shit. 0.67

01:37:41.800 And maybe we start to see at some point with just the state doing it, and then it kind of trickles down maybe to the different people or cities or – 0.90

01:37:49.280 Unfortunately, I think New Hampshire is the best bet.

01:37:52.020 I don't think Florida – I don't think DeSantis has that in him, to be honest.

01:37:55.660 I mean, he already did, technically.

01:37:57.380 He went against – I mean, but I guess you're right.

01:38:00.860 That's a big level, though.

01:38:02.140 So if he were to just, like, basically reject all – you know, you would need a state that would say,

01:38:07.740 we're going to reject all federal funding because that's the whole leverage mechanism by which they get their dictates to be –

01:38:14.840 They can remove that funding.

01:38:16.560 Yeah, remove that funding.

01:38:17.100 Yeah, so you would have – and Florida is just – there's so many retirees there. 0.87

01:38:21.640 Like, if the federal government were to tell, like, seniors and shit, like, we're going to stop paying Social Security to Florida residents 0.61

01:38:27.980 because DeSantis stopped doing blah, blah, blah. 0.92

01:38:31.020 You know, like, they have mechanisms for control is what I'm saying, whereas New Hampshire, I don't think that would be as big of a deal.

01:38:37.740 No, New Hampshire –

01:38:38.740 Yeah, New Hampshire has way fewer people, so the – like, percentage-wise, it works out way better.

01:38:43.940 And they've already, like – they've gone on this more, like, long-term strategy where they're getting a lot of, like, liberty people into the state government,

01:38:53.200 and that's already been happening for a while.

01:38:54.680 Also, Adam did make a good point that Occupy was after a big loss for most people.

01:38:58.540 So, Clint, I know this is like you were talking about, which, by the way, those two episodes you did with Dave –

01:39:03.460 Tremendous.

01:39:04.620 Tremendous. 0.99

01:39:05.260 Goddamn, dude. 0.99

01:39:05.740 I know. 1.00

01:39:06.500 So fucking good. 0.94

01:39:07.880 But, I mean, I guess it depends on how the government goes because basically, like you said on there, they have two options. 0.98

01:39:13.980 They can either just let the fucking, you know, go default on these loans, you know, just – I mean, and then all of a sudden our economy crashes.

01:39:21.420 Or they just hyperinflate to nothing – I mean, I guess the only way it could really crash is, like, the default. 0.97

01:39:29.220 If we hyperinflate, I don't think – is there any way that these people, like, lose – I mean, in one day, just lose, like, tons of money?

01:39:35.440 I don't think that it really –

01:39:36.040 Well, the people wouldn't lose money, but the – I mean, like, the wealthy wouldn't lose as much because all – not all of – but a huge amount of their net worth is tied up

01:39:45.000 and hard assets will appreciate as the hyperinflation kicks in, but the problem is it's everybody else.

01:39:50.200 It's the paycheck-to-paycheck people.

01:39:52.800 Your wages aren't going to go up as fast as your grocery bill and your utility bill and your rent, and this is what we're experiencing right now. 0.98

01:39:58.880 You have all these poor people that are getting exponentially poor, and if hyperinflation runs amok, that's when you start to see Sri Lanka-type shit 1.00

01:40:07.580 where people are, you know, pushing police vehicles into the fucking lake and going crazy. 0.99

01:40:12.880 Oh, that's true. 0.99

01:40:13.440 I didn't think about that.

01:40:14.240 But it's not, like, as sudden as it would be if they just – because they would have to – it would just be a thing of we're defaulting,

01:40:20.380 and then also the economy – I mean, it would just be immediate almost, I feel like.

01:40:24.660 Yeah, it would – that would be a fast-trade.

01:40:26.060 The inflation would be over a time, I mean, unless they – because all these little half percent increases aren't going to get us, you know, get it under control.

01:40:35.480 Hey, Clint, what do you think is a better asset to have, like, during this collapse, like being able to build tables or do rap music?

01:40:42.120 I mean, to be honest, like, if you're Kendrick Lamar, I think probably being able to rap, but other than that, yeah.

01:40:52.260 That's culture.

01:40:53.360 Building tables, though, building tables would be a much better resource for sure, which is why I'm in trouble, because I can't really rap, and I certainly can't build a table.

01:41:03.580 I'll show you.

01:41:05.760 You guys ready to do plugs?

01:41:07.060 We're at hour 40 right now.

01:41:09.480 Jose is running out. 1.00

01:41:10.980 I got shit. 0.99

01:41:12.180 So I did – obviously, I was on part of the problem on Sunday or whatever it was, and it was a two-part episode. 0.99

01:41:18.120 I hope you guys check that out.

01:41:20.140 Definitely in the chat on those videos, there's already been, like, hundreds of comments saying, like, you guys have to do this all the time.

01:41:25.940 Dave has already said he's going to do it all the time, but if you could just add to that, you know, that fanfare saying,

01:41:30.960 and if you enjoyed it, yeah, make it weekly, exactly.

01:41:34.780 It was so good.

01:41:37.260 I listened to, like, all – whatever.

01:41:39.760 It was, like, three hours, I guess, because it was two hour and a half episodes, and then I immediately – I told a friend at work,

01:41:45.760 I messaged y'all, and I was like, dude, I told him about it. 0.94

01:41:48.940 I was like, I want to tell other people about it because it was – I mean, he was – he's kind of into the same shit as we are. 0.68

01:41:56.120 He's not libertarian, I don't think, but, yeah, I think he liked it too. 0.95

01:41:59.680 Like, it was – especially the ESG stuff. 1.00

01:42:02.000 That shit is, like, people, when they hear that, they're like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:42:04.760 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:42:05.340 It's crazy how during that episode, it almost felt like you made Dave a spectator, where Dave was, like, supposed to –

01:42:11.960 I feel like we think that Dave is the guy who knows, but you and Guy Swan made him, like, you were telling him. 0.83

01:42:19.060 I was like, this is fucking awesome.

01:42:20.100 Yeah, I mean, no disrespect to Dave, but I think that Guy and I have, you know, a different level of economic understanding. 0.69

01:42:29.340 I just – I think we do, and that's not, like, to slight Dave at all.

01:42:32.900 I managed hundreds of millions of dollars.

01:42:34.320 Like, I ought to. 0.98

01:42:35.020 If I didn't have a greater expertise on those types of things, I would have been fucking terrible at my job. 0.66

01:42:41.520 And Guy used to handle hundreds of millions of dollars.

01:42:44.100 Dave probably has a broader wealth of knowledge, or you have a more specific knowledge.

01:42:47.260 Oh, no doubt, no doubt.

01:42:48.580 And I think that's why Dave's so good at commentating across the board, whereas, you know, I get sucked into this niche more often than not because people know that's what I know.

01:42:57.060 And Robby was surprisingly – I mean, let's talk about that.

01:43:00.840 Robby's a smart dude.

01:43:02.180 Yeah, Robby was – he gave a lot of very good, like –

01:43:05.880 Dude, Robby's great.

01:43:07.000 When I had him on my show – well, the second time I had him on my show, like, six months ago, he pushed me in a way that very few people can.

01:43:15.920 You know, like, he was asking follow-up questions that were actually –

01:43:18.720 That's the thing.

01:43:18.740 He was very good at being that devil's advocate, and he did multiple times in the shows.

01:43:23.100 He was, like – 1.00

01:43:24.040 No, I love Robby, and he's definitely – I mean, he reads about this shit. 0.97

01:43:28.040 He has some, you know, questions that I think, like, are a little bit silly, but for the most part, he's bringing up, like, fucking awesome, awesome counterpoints that are forcing me to – 0.98

01:43:37.540 What I really like about having him there is that he forces me to explain in a way, like, that I may be talking past the audience because I, you know, I've been talking about this shit forever. 0.90

01:43:47.460 So, like, oftentimes – like, I even asked you guys in the group chat as soon as it aired. 0.88

01:43:50.700 I was like, yo, as soon as you finish, tell me if you understood what the fuck I was talking about because I really get concerned about that because I know that much of this, you know, even though it's high-level finance,

01:44:00.240 I try and talk about it in as layman-y terms as possible because I want people to get it, you know? 0.97

01:44:06.440 Like, I'm not trying to come across, like, I'm smarter than everybody. 1.00

01:44:09.900 Like, I want people to understand because I need people to fucking understand this shit. 0.99

01:44:12.960 There's no way – 1.00

01:44:13.900 The ESG shit is so important. 0.99

01:44:15.940 Like, it's literally – 1.00

01:44:16.880 Wait, wait.

01:44:17.660 What's ESG? 0.93

01:44:18.460 Extra secret global homo? 1.00

01:44:21.060 Basically.

01:44:21.580 Basically.

01:44:22.740 Aren't you going on a big show next week too?

01:44:25.200 Yeah, I'll be on Tinfoil Hat explaining ESG to Sam Tripoli, so that'll be awesome.

01:44:29.780 Two big shows next week.

01:44:31.100 It's my favorite show.

01:44:32.080 Oh, yeah, and I'll also be on Revenge of the Sis with my boy Royce.

01:44:36.580 I don't think I'll be talking about ESG there. 0.97

01:44:38.500 We'll probably just be talking about dicks and stuff.

01:44:42.160 He's great though. 0.96

01:44:42.860 I tagged you in that one also.

01:44:44.900 I don't know whose it was, but Sam Tripoli was just the one about the Money Bro – something Money podcast.

01:44:51.920 I tagged you and sent it to you.

01:44:53.080 Oh, yeah.

01:44:53.580 Oh, the Money Bro.

01:44:54.580 Cash Daddies.

01:44:55.400 Cash Daddies. 1.00

01:44:56.160 All right, guys, let's do fucking plugs and suck. 1.00

01:44:59.780 And you hit 40,000. 1.00

01:45:02.200 Good job, Clint.

01:45:02.920 Wait, what are we doing?

01:45:03.960 What are we doing? 0.99

01:45:04.860 We're doing the conspiracy shit still? 0.98

01:45:07.280 We're doing – 0.95

01:45:07.460 Yeah, I think we can start booking people, but we have a Four Horsemen thing sort of lined up.

01:45:12.740 We have Monica Press sort of lined up. 0.97

01:45:15.120 We got to get –

01:45:15.660 We should probably put out a tweet from the account like what conspiracy people would – I feel like Prip would be good to bring on again because I think he's big into conspiracy stuff.

01:45:23.840 Hell yeah.

01:45:24.160 So there's five weeks of Wednesdays in June, so it'll be – we definitely can – I mean, it doesn't all have to be guests.

01:45:31.300 We can just do –

01:45:31.680 One of them, I'm going to be at Porkfest, though. 0.96

01:45:34.220 Junkie Jeff says ESG is the prototype for social credit scores.

01:45:37.360 In fact, ESG is social credit scores for corporate America.

01:45:41.080 Anyways, I will be in Reno.

01:45:45.120 So if you guys see me there, come up and say hi.

01:45:47.060 Yeah, and so we'll read.

01:45:48.420 So come say what up to us.

01:45:49.540 And then I will be at Porkfest doing two talks.

01:45:53.780 I'll be on Tinfoil Hat and Revenge of the Sis. 0.99

01:45:57.420 And that's about it.

01:45:58.960 Subscribe to Liberty Lockdown and pick up merch over at TopLobster.com.

01:46:03.640 God bless.

01:46:04.480 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:46:05.480 Porkfest.

01:46:06.000 Isn't Ryan Dawson going to Porkfest?

01:46:08.720 I hope so.

01:46:09.420 That'd be dope. 0.98

01:46:09.940 I thought I heard something that he was because if that's the case, I know me and Cole aren't going to make it, but Top's going to be there for one day.

01:46:17.480 If that could be lined up like a Tower Power thing with Top, Toad, Clint, Reed, and Dawson for one of the conspiracy episodes.

01:46:24.740 Oh, he's going to try to kill me, though.

01:46:26.120 That could be good. 0.96

01:46:28.720 That would be awesome.

01:46:29.660 That could be really good. 1.00

01:46:30.220 You better show him the fucking grip strength, brother. 1.00

01:46:34.660 TopLobster.com. 1.00

01:46:35.460 TopLobster underscore.

01:46:36.500 There you go.

01:46:36.920 Yeah, No Way Jose is my show.

01:46:38.460 YouTube, all the major auto-packages, Odyssey as well.

01:46:41.280 Follow me at 2020NoWayJose, and that's it.

01:46:43.480 All right, see you guys. 0.99

01:46:44.160 I got a shit. 0.98

01:46:44.500 Tarky Cole on Twitter, and then Toadie Piscoe. 1.00

01:46:47.840 Yeah, AnarchoToad.

01:46:49.780 Anarcho underscore Toad.

01:46:51.580 Also, I love you guys, and yeah, that's the truth.

01:46:55.600 See you.

01:46:55.880 You too, man.

01:46:56.480 Sorry, we really pooped out at the end of this one.

01:46:58.640 We love you guys.

01:47:00.080 Jose literally did.

01:47:01.580 But yeah, say hi to me at Reno if you see me there.

01:47:04.180 I'll be at Porkfest as well. 0.99

01:47:06.360 Fuck yeah, let's do it. 0.99

01:47:07.380 And we got another Tower of Power Hour next week, probably, on Sunday. 1.00

01:47:11.240 We gotta figure that out.

01:47:12.180 Because half of us are, you know, so.

01:47:14.280 Peace out.

01:47:15.160 See you, boys.

01:47:15.700 Peace.

01:47:16.460 Thank you, O4.

Tower Gang - May 20, 2022

Ep 70 - Weak Handshake Energy

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