Tower Gang - Ep 71 - 4 Dudes, 1 Truck

00:00:00.900 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.380 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:05.080 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:08.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:09.200 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:12.140 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:14.280 Come in now.

00:00:16.520 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:21.180 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:23.200 That's right. 0.99

00:00:24.260 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:26.360 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.720 What? 1.00

00:00:30.880 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.480 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.920 You said nigger. 1.00

00:00:36.840 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:38.160 Whee! 1.00

00:00:39.780 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.700 Whee! 1.00

00:00:42.460 Whee! 1.00

00:00:42.900 Whee! 1.00

00:00:43.140 Whee! 1.00

00:00:45.680 Welcome, everybody!

00:00:50.280 Yeah.

00:00:51.460 I'm joined, as always, by Tower King Cole, to an outtakes fame.

00:00:57.740 What's up, brother?

00:00:58.200 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:00:58.500 Then we got Toad from his fucking domicile. 1.00

00:01:01.360 What's up, brother? 1.00

00:01:03.460 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:01:04.200 I'm in Reno. 1.00

00:01:04.960 I'm in this hotel room.

00:01:06.060 It's got some weird things going on, especially the toilet is crooked, kind of diagonal.

00:01:12.180 You know, like, and there's a funhouse mirror right next to it, too. 0.96

00:01:15.680 So it looks like there's somebody taking a shit with you while you're in the bathroom. 0.99

00:01:19.500 And it looks like you're, like, shitting in one of those vortex houses at the same time. 0.99

00:01:23.520 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

00:01:24.680 Does your shit get, like, really wide and then come back? 1.00

00:01:26.980 Like, really? 1.00

00:01:27.400 It's just like, it's like, oh, damn, that's a really big vlog right there. 0.95

00:01:30.580 Is this just the first time you've seen yourself in a mirror in a couple years and you think it's a funhouse mirror? 0.98

00:01:34.240 Yeah, that might be why.

00:01:36.900 I've gained that COVID weight.

00:01:39.620 Oh, are you at the Mirage or where you at?

00:01:42.940 The Nugget.

00:01:44.040 Excuse me, the Nugget.

00:01:44.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:45.620 Yeah, the Nugget.

00:01:46.780 The Mirage, that's in Vegas.

00:01:48.640 No, I know.

00:01:49.260 I just booked my Freedom Fest room in flight.

00:01:54.280 So that's why I was thinking about it.

00:01:55.320 Anyways, my bad.

00:01:55.840 I will see you tomorrow in Reno.

00:01:57.840 By the way, was that your original joke?

00:01:59.340 Because that was brilliant.

00:02:00.560 The Reno!

00:02:02.840 For all the Loser Brigade that's going to be upset about us doing what we're doing. 0.64

00:02:07.200 My tweet?

00:02:08.100 Yeah.

00:02:08.540 Yeah.

00:02:08.740 I made that up in a sleepless stupor last night.

00:02:12.440 I haven't slept since Monday night.

00:02:16.960 Dude, why do you do that? 1.00

00:02:18.340 What the fuck are you doing to yourself? 1.00

00:02:22.040 Causing myself a painful death, I suppose. 1.00

00:02:24.640 Yeah, man.

00:02:26.100 Jesus Christ.

00:02:27.000 All right.

00:02:27.320 Well, you know, you do you, buddy.

00:02:29.360 Is there any reason to be there tonight?

00:02:30.920 Like, there's nothing happening tomorrow.

00:02:32.680 I think he literally thought that there was the Dave Smith thing was, like, tomorrow night.

00:02:39.580 No, it is.

00:02:40.100 It is tomorrow night.

00:02:40.600 It is tomorrow night.

00:02:42.140 But it's tomorrow night.

00:02:42.620 There was something that you thought was tonight.

00:02:44.000 Wasn't there something that you thought was tonight, and you were totally wrong about that?

00:02:47.860 I thought that I had to...

00:02:50.840 I thought that there was something on the schedule for tomorrow morning, 0.99

00:02:53.480 and it turns out it's just the day of education or some shit. 0.98

00:02:57.780 Yeah. 0.98

00:02:58.300 I've already done that. 1.00

00:03:00.020 I'm pretty sure that's where the LP tells you to cut off your penis or something. 1.00

00:03:06.020 And that's why we have to take over. 1.00

00:03:08.540 Matt W. said Toad is at a hotel because he's finally planning on losing his virginity tonight to the local prostitutes. 0.99

00:03:13.980 So, Toad... 0.99

00:03:14.300 Hell yeah, dude.

00:03:15.480 What do you take over?

00:03:16.420 It's not totally out of the question.

00:03:19.980 Nice.

00:03:20.700 I mean, what else is there?

00:03:21.660 Really, I mean, I guess the LP isn't cool enough to go to Vegas.

00:03:25.820 So, like, they had to go to, like, you know, Vegas Light, Reno.

00:03:29.960 Like, what's the...

00:03:30.520 No, they've done it in Vegas before.

00:03:32.800 They did it in Vegas before, and they decided, like, oh, that was too fun or too, like, wild. 0.98

00:03:38.840 We had to go to, you know, shitty Vegas. 0.91

00:03:41.720 I mean... 0.98

00:03:41.880 Probably.

00:03:44.520 I've never spent any time in Reno, and I am not looking forward to it.

00:03:47.940 But I will be there tomorrow night.

00:03:49.860 It really is.

00:03:50.400 Well, so...

00:03:52.400 I did a heckle SAR work in the lobby of the hotel already, so that happened.

00:03:59.720 Well, you gotta say what you said.

00:04:01.340 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:04:02.020 What'd she say? 0.99

00:04:04.120 It was actually something that Carlin, who came up with, and she was too much of a bitch to say it, I guess, or something. 0.95

00:04:10.480 I don't know, but she wound up chickening out on that, and then I said, and I said, hey, Nick, you came all this way just to lose tomorrow. 0.95

00:04:20.240 You should have been like, hey, Nicker, you came all this way.

00:04:25.720 And just wait to see what his reaction is. 1.00

00:04:29.540 There are some bitch fuck cocks showing up here. 1.00

00:04:32.840 Not just Nick, but some other known... 1.00

00:04:37.500 Hey, that's the Particle Law Center, too.

00:04:39.780 Those who show up.

00:04:41.860 Oh, yes, exactly.

00:04:43.320 Yeah.

00:04:44.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:44.380 Did you guys see the fucking Southern Poverty Law Center hit piece today? 0.99

00:04:47.640 Oh, that was... 0.99

00:04:48.260 Yeah.

00:04:48.480 I forgot.

00:04:48.820 We can talk about that.

00:04:50.440 We towered it.

00:04:53.380 What do you...

00:04:54.060 Any of us make it?

00:04:56.040 Because I feel like...

00:04:56.680 I mean, you were pretty...

00:04:58.160 You gotta be pretty close, man.

00:04:59.440 I mean...

00:04:59.940 I was close.

00:05:01.120 I was close, for sure.

00:05:03.700 I don't know.

00:05:04.140 The article mentioned...

00:05:05.880 See, I was confused about this, because the article specifically mentioned Michael Heiss,

00:05:10.740 Angela, and then it looked like they had a picture of a person who looked like either

00:05:16.780 Steve Bannon or Curt Schilling, and then they said that it was that Peter Byrne guy.

00:05:23.320 Is that his name?

00:05:23.840 The CEO of Overstock?

00:05:25.440 And I'm like, since when is that guy a Mises Caucus guy?

00:05:29.140 Did they also mention Michael Bolden, too?

00:05:32.140 Wasn't that another one that they mentioned?

00:05:34.660 Well, the 10th Amendment Center is already listed as a known hate group, and has been

00:05:38.860 for a while.

00:05:39.940 So funny.

00:05:41.640 It wasn't...

00:05:42.440 It wasn't Bolden.

00:05:44.520 It was the other guy.

00:05:46.120 I forget his name.

00:05:46.980 He's Mises... 0.90

00:05:48.760 What's his name?

00:05:49.820 I'll look it up.

00:05:50.460 You guys keep talking.

00:05:51.600 Yeah.

00:05:51.800 Mike McHarrie?

00:05:52.620 I didn't read it, but like...

00:05:55.340 Why didn't you read it?

00:05:57.540 Well, because I don't read.

00:05:59.120 You know how I am.

00:06:00.020 I don't like...

00:06:00.420 Jesus Christ.

00:06:01.260 If it's not a meme, you will not even process it.

00:06:03.820 They list Hotep Jesus as some anti-Semitic figure.

00:06:10.220 That's true.

00:06:11.760 It's not even called...

00:06:13.620 David said they added Michael Bolden to their list of people who led the radical right,

00:06:21.120 and he has the...

00:06:21.780 He does have a hilarious...

00:06:22.620 I did see the photo.

00:06:23.560 It was pretty funny.

00:06:24.320 It's like him in like a trilby.

00:06:25.840 Like, you just like chill in there.

00:06:28.660 It was pretty funny.

00:06:30.080 It was so kind of like gratifying and embarrassing reading this, because you knew it was coming.

00:06:38.220 Like, you knew that eventually, if we were going to become a real force, they were going

00:06:41.940 to start doing hit pieces.

00:06:43.020 But they went, like, hard in the paint off Jump Street, because they're...

00:06:47.020 I mean, they list basically all the big figures.

00:06:49.500 They talk about Tom Woods, you know, scandal.

00:06:52.580 Oh, they talk about the Tom Woods...

00:06:53.980 That's in there?

00:06:55.260 Yeah, dude.

00:06:56.280 Yeah, it's in there. 0.99

00:06:57.140 Fucking... 0.98

00:06:57.920 They have quotes from Hudak, who's like taking screenshots from the private part of the 1.00

00:07:03.460 problem, like MeWe or whatever.

00:07:05.480 I mean, that guy is such a bad actor.

00:07:08.500 Like, such a bad actor.

00:07:09.700 To take screen...

00:07:11.040 Like, private, like, subscription-only screenshots of what I would imagine are jokes.

00:07:15.820 Of course, they don't show you what's said.

00:07:17.780 They just, you know, tell you basically the synopsis of, like, homophobic, racist, blah,

00:07:24.140 blah, blah jokes, or not jokes.

00:07:25.540 Yeah, but also, I've been in these part of the problem groups, and it's known that there 0.60

00:07:30.440 are, like, three or four guys who are, like, actually white supremacists who are in there

00:07:35.340 who are definitely not Mises Caucus guys or Mises Caucus-affiliated.

00:07:40.000 They were all moderators, and they were great.

00:07:42.100 Yeah.

00:07:42.600 Yeah, that's right.

00:07:43.420 It's like, it was...

00:07:44.520 They were my best friends. 0.99

00:07:45.440 My point is, who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:07:47.700 It's online chatter, like, and you can't even... 0.99

00:07:50.820 I mean, I'm sure most of the people are anonymous, so you don't even know who's saying it, and

00:07:54.720 yet you're going to drag Dave because he's had on, you know, people that they even acknowledge

00:07:59.000 have fallen away from libertarianism, that have gone to the alt-right, and the fact that,

00:08:04.160 like, and then they bring up the fact that Dave has debated that kid.

00:08:08.780 Yeah, Nick Quintes, yeah.

00:08:09.680 Yeah, twice, and it's, like, and they take the quote out of context again where he says

00:08:14.640 that he's sympathetic to their cause or whatever.

00:08:16.360 The fellow traveler thing.

00:08:18.060 Yeah, yeah, and it's, like, every step of the way, it's guilt by association. 0.99

00:08:23.040 It's just garbage. 0.99

00:08:24.620 It's just absolute garbage, and, you know, so thanks. 0.99

00:08:27.700 Thanks for shining a light on us. 0.98

00:08:29.660 I really appreciate it, and I knew that you were going to go low.

00:08:33.000 I didn't expect you guys to go this low this quickly, but wow, it is nasty.

00:08:37.480 Is it, is it, is there something, too, why it came out today or yesterday, which is right

00:08:44.860 before the LNC?

00:08:47.140 I mean, is there.

00:08:47.920 Of course.

00:08:48.520 Of course.

00:08:49.320 So, it has to be, there is something, too, and I guess you said Hudak was already involved

00:08:53.240 in it, so there's something.

00:08:54.180 And Sarwak's quoted in it, too.

00:08:56.060 So, there's something, too.

00:08:57.360 They were like, hey, we'll help you, we'll give you quotes, but you need to, like, put 0.96

00:09:01.860 it out, like, right before we can go to the fucking convention. 1.00

00:09:05.320 Like, that is so fucking shit. 1.00

00:09:07.480 Hudak and Sarwak, as far as I'm concerned, almost certainly turned over this information 1.00

00:09:12.560 to the Southern Poverty Law Center, like, a month ago so that they could get working on

00:09:17.000 it. 0.97

00:09:17.420 And they provided them, they quote these motherfuckers in it, and then they have, like, everybody 0.99

00:09:21.560 else that they reached out to comment, like, heist, and, you know, everybody else is like, 0.99

00:09:25.160 nah, kick rocks.

00:09:26.260 Angela's the only one that responded, and she's just like, yeah, we like to be welcoming to 0.96

00:09:29.940 all people, including, you know, black people.

00:09:31.620 I mean, it's just incredible.

00:09:36.420 It's incredible.

00:09:37.380 I can't believe you didn't read it.

00:09:38.440 Jesus Christ.

00:09:38.920 Well, I saw it.

00:09:40.180 I was at work.

00:09:40.900 You know, some of us actually do work during the day. 0.89

00:09:43.340 We're not retired, and we don't fucking have to, you know, that's what I do during the 0.92

00:09:47.620 day. 0.96

00:09:47.960 Work is for poor people. 1.00

00:09:49.220 Like, you should fucking get your life together. 1.00

00:09:51.360 Work is for poor people. 1.00

00:09:53.180 It's like, Jesus, guys.

00:09:54.420 Like, how poor are you to have to work?

00:09:55.920 You have to do, you have to, like, toil and manual labor in the ground every day. 1.00

00:10:01.740 Like, fuck that. 1.00

00:10:02.760 I did two streams yesterday, and I did three today, bro. 1.00

00:10:06.300 So, don't you say I'm not working.

00:10:08.780 I'm sitting here, and I'm talking.

00:10:10.460 And you're getting that sweet, sweet advertiser money.

00:10:13.940 Hell yeah.

00:10:14.300 I am.

00:10:14.880 Hell yeah.

00:10:16.380 Yeah.

00:10:17.500 Cole and I, the work that we do, we work for the man, so it's kind of different.

00:10:21.720 I do work for the man.

00:10:22.920 Like, 100% I work for the man.

00:10:25.340 Yeah.

00:10:26.420 So, um, so was Dave, did they go after him pretty hard for Legion of Skank stuff, or is

00:10:31.720 that still something that they don't go after?

00:10:34.060 They still don't go after Skanks. 0.92

00:10:35.780 Um, they focus on part of the problem and the guests that he's had on. 0.97

00:10:39.340 That is so fucking, why? 0.94

00:10:40.980 Is it because it is too easy to say, hey, we're joking, or something like that? 0.99

00:10:47.660 Because it's like, they get other people with jokes.

00:10:51.140 They get other comedians with their own jokes.

00:10:53.180 Because I don't understand why they would be like, let's stay off of.

00:10:56.660 They're probably saving that.

00:10:58.460 And, and also, it's like, there's so much material to go through.

00:11:02.500 They probably just haven't taken the time yet. 0.96

00:11:04.780 Because, I mean, there's thousands of hours of Legion of Skanks that they'd have to fucking 1.00

00:11:08.200 go through. 0.99

00:11:09.440 Yeah.

00:11:10.760 But imagine being the intern that's to do that.

00:11:13.340 It's pretty awesome.

00:11:13.880 That'd be great.

00:11:14.520 Oh my God.

00:11:15.120 Just watching back to back to back Skanks. 0.65

00:11:16.180 It would be the best John.

00:11:17.480 Dude, that'd be so much greater.

00:11:18.500 Like, you'd be like, oh wait, oh, I get to watch Big Jay Ogerson, one of the funniest

00:11:21.660 men on the planet, for, like, like, as a job.

00:11:25.740 I get paid to watch Big Jay Ogerson do stand-up, basically.

00:11:29.760 I mean, it's kind of great.

00:11:30.120 Well, yeah, and you get to document how many times they say nigger, so.

00:11:33.400 Yeah, you really do.

00:11:34.440 They're just documenting it.

00:11:37.900 All right.

00:11:38.740 So, let's start with the sad news.

00:11:41.220 Two dead, eight injured in a mass shooting in, where was that?

00:11:47.500 Downtown Chicago.

00:11:48.800 Yeah, downtown Chicago.

00:11:49.940 Happened again.

00:11:51.500 Happened again.

00:11:52.160 It was in Cook County.

00:11:53.520 Yeah.

00:11:53.820 So, two died.

00:11:55.460 The guy finally, he did get, it was seven wounded.

00:11:58.080 I just want to make sure.

00:11:59.160 Thank you for that.

00:12:00.060 The numbers seem well.

00:12:01.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:02.440 It's, yeah.

00:12:04.320 Two dead, seven wounded in Chicago.

00:12:06.840 Chicago, just sad.

00:12:08.760 It's like, what do you do with this?

00:12:11.540 I mean, there's. 0.98

00:12:11.840 I mean, you obviously, you have to disarm black people. 1.00

00:12:14.840 And I'll tell, you know what? 0.99

00:12:16.900 I'll show you.

00:12:17.640 This is, if you want to, you could probably have already guessed it already.

00:12:21.280 But, tell me to put that up there, real quick for me, please.

00:12:26.160 Yeah.

00:12:28.720 And, so that's the man.

00:12:31.320 If you didn't know, that's what he looks like. 0.97

00:12:33.800 Oh, he's black. 1.00

00:12:34.180 I totally guessed it. 0.98

00:12:35.560 Yeah.

00:12:35.960 That was like, you took a shot in the dark, really, is what he did.

00:12:40.680 And, so did he.

00:12:42.340 And, so did he.

00:12:44.100 He, no, he actually, he took the shot of the darkies, is what he did. 1.00

00:12:47.160 Oh, that's, see, now you made it racist.

00:12:49.920 You had to make it racist.

00:12:51.080 I did.

00:12:51.520 You did a racism, Cole.

00:12:52.920 The funniest thing I saw, though, he said, including the claim that Sanders admitted the crime,

00:12:57.440 and said he had to do it.

00:13:00.360 Like, what's this?

00:13:01.300 Hey, I got to respect the hustle, brother.

00:13:02.780 Like, sometimes you got to do what you got to do.

00:13:04.980 I just got to do what I got to do, man.

00:13:06.460 I can't, but yeah, so this is, this is taking the internet by storm, because mass shooting

00:13:12.280 in Chicago, it doesn't happen a lot.

00:13:15.740 It's unfortunate that we have to have this in our country, that, you know, a black young 1.00

00:13:22.720 man such as this can get his hands on a gun and kill people, and it's just, I mean, God. 0.98

00:13:29.800 You know, you can make the same, you can make the same illogical argument to round up all 0.99

00:13:34.780 black, young, black fatherless, you know, young men in Chicago as you could to round up all 0.97

00:13:41.200 of the guns in America because of mass shootings. 0.94

00:13:43.160 Like, that, that's how, that's how detached from actual sane problem solving it is to just

00:13:49.480 be like, well, someone used an AR-15 and killed all these kids in Texas, so now we have to

00:13:55.360 ban all AR-15s. 0.97

00:13:56.780 It's the same logic to say, well, there's a bunch of young black men that are killing each 1.00

00:14:00.600 other in Chicago, so we need to arrest them to keep them safe. 1.00

00:14:03.760 You know, like, it's nuts.

00:14:04.960 Well, it's the same thing of 13%, 50% of the crimes. 0.51

00:14:09.620 Like, it's like, I mean, like, it's like, they don't want to hear that.

00:14:13.140 I mean, I know it's not, whatever, it's almost, it's a meme, but like, yeah, you're right.

00:14:17.440 It's, it's, there's no logic.

00:14:19.560 And I was, I was talking about this thing because it was getting under my skin about this.

00:14:23.180 I, about how they just grandstand on top of this and someone's, like, the bodies are

00:14:31.300 still warm, like the bodies are warm, the grandstand on top of it.

00:14:34.000 But after two years of them telling, like, they don't care about kids at all. 1.00

00:14:39.100 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:14:40.360 They, they, they, they, they told you to mask your kids for two years. 1.00

00:14:44.600 They removed them from society, basically.

00:14:48.520 I mean, just 100% removed them from society.

00:14:50.820 You can't see anybody's face now.

00:14:52.680 You're not going to school. 1.00

00:14:53.300 They're currently marching in the street to make sure you can kill them in vitro. 1.00

00:14:56.740 Yes, yes. 0.99

00:14:57.380 You can make sure you can actually kill them, which I thought was really, I said, I can't 0.98

00:15:00.600 wait for, uh, these, uh, cross protests of where they're meeting up of, uh, abortion 0.93

00:15:07.120 is a human right and also, uh, ban all murder weapons.

00:15:11.260 So I'm like, that'd be really funny to see that.

00:15:16.900 What are you saying, To?

00:15:17.760 Well, by the way, uh, well, I was just going to say that, uh, if there was a policy to 0.67

00:15:24.140 round up all fatherless black men, that would solve way more crime than rounding up all the 1.00

00:15:29.840 guns. 0.99

00:15:30.880 Yeah.

00:15:32.460 I mean, you're probably not wrong.

00:15:36.120 I mean, it's probably not the right thing to do.

00:15:37.960 I mean, I feel the same way, I feel the same way I do about rounding up black people as 1.00

00:15:42.760 I do about rounding up the guns.

00:15:44.160 You're going to have to fight to take them and you're going to end up in a civil war if

00:15:47.720 you do that.

00:15:48.540 So honestly, at this point, I've gotten to the point where I'm just like, try it.

00:15:52.780 Just let's, how about, how about, you know what?

00:15:54.980 Democrats will do it.

00:15:56.220 We'll, we'll, we'll just do gun control, ban all AR-15s and then let's just see what

00:16:01.120 happens.

00:16:02.040 Like just further, let's just further divide automatically.

00:16:05.160 I mean, I don't, I don't think they understand how bloody it would get.

00:16:07.760 Like, uh, and I know, I know, I know people always go like, well, they locked down and

00:16:12.220 no one fought.

00:16:12.820 So like, no one's ever going to fight.

00:16:14.560 You're wrong about this one. 1.00

00:16:16.000 Like, this is the one where the good old boys, the guys who were like, okay, fuck it. 1.00

00:16:19.700 I'll stay at home. 1.00

00:16:20.300 Give me my unemployment check.

00:16:21.820 They are not going to turn over their weaponry.

00:16:24.320 Like they're not going to do it.

00:16:26.220 Oh, I didn't think about it.

00:16:27.180 It is the same logic they used to round up the Jasper Pearl Harbor.

00:16:30.280 That's 100%.

00:16:31.540 We put people in concentration camps because they were the same ethnicity as people were 1.00

00:16:37.240 fighting.

00:16:38.060 Except for not Germans though. 0.97

00:16:39.920 I'm like, well, I think they didn't know they did do Germans too.

00:16:42.460 I forgot about that.

00:16:43.460 Well, I, in, in some ways. 0.99

00:16:45.200 Oh shit. 0.99

00:16:45.400 Somebody's knocking on my door. 1.00

00:16:47.080 In some ways I could say that this is even more egregious because you're trying to strip

00:16:50.620 everybody.

00:16:51.220 Back then they were just trying to imprison the Japanese, which was probably like what? 0.91

00:16:54.380 2% of the population.

00:16:55.820 Now they want to disarm.

00:16:56.620 And there's like, I think over half of America owns a firearm.

00:17:00.120 So they want to potentially imprison half the country.

00:17:04.080 Yeah.

00:17:04.400 It's, I think like 80 million, there's 80 million firearm owners in the U.S.

00:17:09.740 80 million.

00:17:10.320 So that's probably like half of adults.

00:17:12.820 Yeah.

00:17:13.460 I think, I think it is about half of adults.

00:17:15.300 So I mean, that's basically.

00:17:17.720 My private escort has arrived, guys.

00:17:21.040 What's up? 0.95

00:17:21.640 He's going to lose his virginity, dude. 0.98

00:17:25.400 Heavy roller. 0.99

00:17:26.940 I'm telling you, that is a incredibly rough way to lose your virginity.

00:17:31.040 Please take it easy. 0.90

00:17:32.980 Hey, yeah.

00:17:33.480 Can you stand up?

00:17:34.320 Can you just stand up a little bit for us?

00:17:36.560 Stand up a little bit?

00:17:38.200 Yeah.

00:17:38.500 It's all the way.

00:17:39.080 Just stand all the way up.

00:17:40.040 Show us your dong.

00:17:41.380 There it is.

00:17:42.440 Look at that imprint.

00:17:43.460 You can see it.

00:17:44.660 You can see it.

00:17:47.160 Dude.

00:17:47.840 Meat hammer.

00:17:49.360 Meat hammer.

00:17:50.320 You all have watched The Longest Yard, right?

00:17:54.660 Have you all seen the one with.

00:17:56.520 That's, that's the bio thing about Reed Coverdale.

00:17:59.040 Yeah.

00:17:59.580 Well, there's that, there's that one guy that they call the hammer because he has a huge 0.99

00:18:03.600 fucking Johnson. 0.98

00:18:05.060 They don't call him The Longest Yard for that reason? 1.00

00:18:08.860 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:18:11.040 So guys, I'm going to be completely honest.

00:18:12.660 I thought Toad was going to at least have a laptop computer, but just using his phone,

00:18:18.300 that's all that's going on. 0.99

00:18:19.280 I was going to say, I came all the way to this fucking hotel room. 0.98

00:18:23.160 I'm like half a mile high in the sky. 1.00

00:18:25.080 I had to walk three quarters of a mile to get here, but just for this fucking phone. 0.99

00:18:29.280 Wait, what? 0.99

00:18:29.660 I'm sorry.

00:18:30.360 I was going to say we should, we should rename you Reed Hammerdale, but then I thought about

00:18:34.740 it and it's such a, this is so perfect.

00:18:36.380 Get ready for it.

00:18:37.500 I'm ready.

00:18:38.020 We'll sing.

00:18:38.740 Reed Chippendales.

00:18:41.320 Oh, Reed Chippendales.

00:18:43.560 That works.

00:18:44.140 That works.

00:18:44.640 If you, if you, if you do like find the outfit, just put it on and that is 100% either a banner

00:18:53.360 photo or a profile picture of you in the Chippendales outfit.

00:18:57.340 Maybe, maybe get, uh, maybe get Toad to do it also.

00:19:01.380 No, no.

00:19:01.840 Be the Chris Farley. 0.98

00:19:02.940 Get David Brady to do a fucking Photoshop where it's the Chris Farley body, but with Reed's 0.99

00:19:08.480 head. 0.99

00:19:08.880 Money. 0.98

00:19:09.760 Well, I did, I technically have that for a fat Dave.

00:19:12.780 I did that with a Dave Smith.

00:19:14.300 So he's dead.

00:19:15.540 Let him go.

00:19:17.660 It's actually my cover.

00:19:18.920 It's my banner photo right now.

00:19:21.020 So I still have it.

00:19:23.860 Hey Reed, how are you doing, man?

00:19:25.560 I'm doing great.

00:19:26.400 I'm doing great.

00:19:26.940 I'm, I drove out here.

00:19:28.280 Toad flew over my head at some point today, but, uh, he beat me here, even though he left

00:19:33.280 from Massachusetts.

00:19:33.900 But, um, yeah, no, doing good.

00:19:37.360 The, uh, retired life again, post, uh, you know, post-employment.

00:19:41.700 So.

00:19:42.040 Yeah.

00:19:42.060 What was it like that, that those final moments with your truck? 1.00

00:19:44.740 Did you, did you like put your penis on it anywhere? 1.00

00:19:47.340 Did you, did you, you know, did you rub one less time out in there? 1.00

00:19:51.120 I was trying to think before I left the truck, if there was anywhere my penis hadn't been 0.99

00:19:55.520 yet. 0.98

00:19:56.280 Um, and I couldn't think of any place.

00:19:58.140 Uh, I think I got it pretty well covered over the two years.

00:20:00.480 I, uh, occupied that thing.

00:20:02.700 That makes sense.

00:20:03.320 But did you have like a final lot lizard in your truck?

00:20:07.920 Uh, well, there's the pilot car behind us and we couldn't find anyone else.

00:20:13.040 So I was like, I'm sorry, Brad, you're just going to have to do.

00:20:15.240 And so I did my business and kicked him out afterwards. 1.00

00:20:18.200 You could throw a, throw a pocket pussy in the tailpipe and like have some real reverse 1.00

00:20:22.320 pressure going. 1.00

00:20:23.760 Like that'd be cool.

00:20:24.660 Well, see, there is no tailpipe.

00:20:27.860 It's a tractor trailer.

00:20:29.040 It's not a tailpipe.

00:20:30.000 It has the stacks on the side.

00:20:31.440 So I'd have to actually on the roof of the truck, like, you know, kind of humping it.

00:20:35.760 Wow.

00:20:36.160 That would be good.

00:20:36.520 No, that's dominant. 0.98

00:20:37.420 That's dominant. 1.00

00:20:38.580 That's like, I am, I'm, I'm on top, bitch. 1.00

00:20:41.280 And you. 1.00

00:20:41.600 Yeah.

00:20:42.700 Is there four holes up there?

00:20:44.580 Cause then we could all do it.

00:20:46.780 Well, there's only two, but I think we could fit all four into the two holes.

00:20:51.380 Yeah.

00:20:53.420 It's probably pretty big. 1.00

00:20:54.580 I mean, it's about, you know, Clint's asshole size. 0.99

00:20:56.800 Let's, let's quad pen. 1.00

00:20:58.060 Let's quad pen a fucking semi together. 1.00

00:21:01.200 Oh man. 1.00

00:21:02.440 That would be, that would be one of like the most erotic things to ever be seen by anybody. 0.99

00:21:08.740 If you saw four guys fucking the tail, like the stacks on a, um. 0.99

00:21:13.620 Dude. 0.99

00:21:14.360 I can have this right.

00:21:15.140 You'd have to be up in the air, all of us horizontally.

00:21:19.420 Yeah.

00:21:19.760 That's.

00:21:21.100 Yeah.

00:21:21.600 It would be like a Cirque du Soleil type of thing. 0.99

00:21:23.920 Well, you just have to have two guys on each side, like ass to ass. 0.99

00:21:26.980 And then just like going up and down on the stack. 0.99

00:21:29.160 Oh yeah.

00:21:31.420 Like that.

00:21:35.480 It would be.

00:21:36.420 Maybe, maybe we could have Jose like kind of stabilize us, you know, like he could stand

00:21:40.900 in the middle of the cab, just kind of like barely holding on to each of us to make sure

00:21:44.100 we don't like fall off.

00:21:45.520 Is there a gay version of this? 1.00

00:21:47.220 We're all up there like lowering our assholes down. 1.00

00:21:49.640 You really just asked if there's a gay version of this. 1.00

00:21:52.440 Brother, this is the gay version. 1.00

00:21:54.280 What are you talking about? 0.99

00:21:55.580 It's the gayest thing I've ever heard of. 1.00

00:21:57.100 It's four dudes fucking a long haul semi truck. 1.00

00:22:00.740 It's super gay. 1.00

00:22:01.920 Toad's like, okay, but how can we make it gay? 1.00

00:22:04.100 How can we be facts about this?

00:22:05.580 Because I really.

00:22:07.960 Toad's like, wait, wait, wait. 0.99

00:22:09.060 But could we put those pipes up our asses to make this gayer? 1.00

00:22:14.120 It's also gay if it goes up your ass, man. 1.00

00:22:17.600 Is there a way we could have dildos like shut up our ass the entire time we do it? 1.00

00:22:20.820 I don't think it's gay. 0.99

00:22:21.220 Well, hey, if we had like double-ended dildos, that would kind of help keep us together as

00:22:25.920 we're going up and down on the stack.

00:22:28.080 Yeah, it's nice.

00:22:29.380 The only thing gayer is if we all get monkey pox afterwards. 0.98

00:22:32.300 That's about the gayest things we could actually do. 1.00

00:22:35.460 That would be guaranteed.

00:22:37.760 Hey, Reed. 1.00

00:22:38.160 This is also weird because the stack itself is an exhaust pipe and your asshole is also 1.00

00:22:43.520 an exhaust pipe. 1.00

00:22:44.800 So it's exhaust pipe in exhaust pipe.

00:22:47.340 So that leads me to think like, is there like a maneuver where you could just have two 1.00

00:22:51.040 dudes with one inserting his asshole to the other? 1.00

00:22:53.660 Wait, is this like so gay that it's straight? 1.00

00:22:56.360 Is it like a double negative situation where it's just so much gayness that it actually 1.00

00:23:00.520 reverts all the way around to heterosexuality?

00:23:03.260 Well, I think that's actually what happened to you and I with our relationship is that

00:23:06.720 we got so gay.

00:23:07.660 Actually, a lot of people call us gay, but we are just two heterosexual dudes who had 0.99

00:23:12.080 straight sex with each other. 0.86

00:23:13.160 I don't care what anyone said. 1.00

00:23:14.700 Again, said no homo afterwards, maybe a little pat on the ass, no homo. 1.00

00:23:19.200 It was all good. 1.00

00:23:20.420 I mean, like you probably call, I mean, Clint called his girlfriend after that, like Reed.

00:23:26.840 I don't know what she, at that time, I don't think, you did have a girl at that time, I

00:23:30.840 think, or close to. 1.00

00:23:31.680 If there's, if it's gay to kiss your homie on the forehead after a hand job, then fucking 1.00

00:23:35.840 I don't want to be straight, I don't want to be straight then. 1.00

00:23:39.180 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:23:40.840 If you kiss the forehead and not the tip of the dick. 1.00

00:23:44.760 Yeah, that's gay. 1.00

00:23:46.340 I can't believe you would do that. 1.00

00:23:48.200 Yeah, kissing a penis is very gay. 1.00

00:23:51.620 Because it's, yeah, what do you think we're gay or something? 1.00

00:23:54.720 You fucking idiot. 1.00

00:23:56.960 The only thing that it can be heterosexual about two men having sex is if it's in the 1.00

00:24:06.180 ass. 1.00

00:24:06.840 Like, that's it, because like the ass. 1.00

00:24:07.980 Well, guys, I have to be honest, I hate homosexuality, like anything gay at all. 1.00

00:24:11.620 Oh, sorry, Doug. 0.97

00:24:13.460 But yeah, I mean, it's just like really bugged me, so.

00:24:15.640 Reed, I know you were driving all day, but did you have a chance, or did you hear about

00:24:18.940 the Southern Poverty Law Center dropping a hit piece against the Mises Caucus?

00:24:22.200 Yeah, I started reading like a few sentences of it, and I was like, wow, okay, I can't even

00:24:26.940 take this anymore.

00:24:27.900 So, I did hear about it, though, and saw the article.

00:24:30.520 What does it feel knowing that a year from now, you and I, and probably all of us, will

00:24:36.740 be listed in another hit piece like that?

00:24:39.240 Oh, dude, it won't be a hit piece.

00:24:40.560 It'll be accurate journalism if we end up in that.

00:24:43.520 Dude, it's my wife's call. 0.89

00:24:45.980 There's no way we could be like, that's just taken out of context.

00:24:51.540 I mean, the context is humor. 1.00

00:24:53.580 Sure, if they take any of this shit seriously, they're more retarded than the retards we make 1.00

00:24:57.320 fun of. 1.00

00:24:57.620 Oh, I mean, yeah, I'm joking every time I say something about some minority group, too. 0.82

00:25:02.300 Just want to be clear.

00:25:03.280 It's always joking.

00:25:03.980 Yeah, Reed's always joking about the Jews.

00:25:06.840 That is never serious.

00:25:07.800 Yeah, always.

00:25:08.200 Always.

00:25:08.300 He doesn't actually hate them.

00:25:09.740 100%.

00:25:10.380 He doesn't actually hate them.

00:25:11.740 He doesn't think they're Zionists, actually.

00:25:12.980 He calls them every problem in the world.

00:25:14.120 If they come after us, though, doesn't that mean that they're homophobic?

00:25:18.960 Yeah, if they come after us, doesn't that mean that they're homophobic?

00:25:21.920 Oh, I mean, sorry, I didn't mean to put that stress on that word like that.

00:25:25.420 And they would then have to list themselves.

00:25:27.600 Yeah, they would have to list themselves.

00:25:29.760 This comes out.

00:25:35.860 Reed, why are you there tonight, too?

00:25:38.380 Because I asked Toad.

00:25:39.640 He didn't know.

00:25:40.320 Why are you there tonight?

00:25:41.200 Not tomorrow.

00:25:41.540 Well, you'll find it when you get here.

00:25:44.100 Nobody knows why we're here, like, at all in general.

00:25:46.860 It's just like, we're all just kind of like,

00:25:48.360 someone said something's going on this weekend.

00:25:51.320 So we all just decided to show up.

00:25:53.460 But I didn't do like, I was supposed to do like, how many hours?

00:25:57.140 Oh, each one was like two and a half.

00:25:59.460 So like 10 hours total.

00:26:01.340 Like 10 hours of like delegate training online. 0.97

00:26:04.100 I didn't do fucking any of it. 0.97

00:26:05.420 And I'm just going to wing it. 0.93

00:26:06.360 So if the Mises Caucus doesn't win, that's why. 0.97

00:26:11.840 Because like, I have no idea what I'm fucking doing here. 0.93

00:26:14.060 No, okay. 0.95

00:26:14.920 That would actually, how funny would be if the Mises Caucus actually doesn't take over?

00:26:19.820 That might be the funniest like thing to happen out of all this.

00:26:22.800 It would be really sad. 0.99

00:26:23.760 But it would be hilarious if after all the shit talk. 0.99

00:26:27.800 No, it comes down to one vote. 1.00

00:26:30.000 And it's because Reid doesn't have a fucking clue what he's doing. 0.99

00:26:33.660 Yeah, sure. 0.99

00:26:34.720 Yep, that one.

00:26:35.700 Okay.

00:26:36.720 And Bill Weld is the nominee for 2024.

00:26:42.320 But like, who we got in the corner here?

00:26:44.600 We've got some crazy stranger.

00:26:47.520 Yeah.

00:26:48.100 What's up?

00:26:48.800 He's my personal escort, actually.

00:26:52.200 What's that?

00:26:52.740 I was going to say, you want to sit on Toad's lap and be our fifth, or what?

00:26:56.840 Well, here's the thing.

00:26:58.000 I'm the one that took the picture with Reid in the truck and made sure you saw it.

00:27:03.740 Oh, that's funny.

00:27:04.660 What picture is that?

00:27:05.820 His spread. 1.00

00:27:06.960 Whenever he's spreading his ass. 0.99

00:27:08.080 Yeah, the only other man he's let up in his truck. 0.99

00:27:11.620 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:27:13.040 Are you telling me that you are, that Reid's cheating on me?

00:27:16.680 I thought we didn't through this.

00:27:18.520 This is an open relationship, Clint.

00:27:20.200 As long as we're ready to roll when we're in the same vicinity. 1.00

00:27:23.300 The only thing that's open about our relationship is your fucking asshole, brother. 1.00

00:27:27.080 Don't you talk open relationship. 1.00

00:27:29.280 It's been a little too open.

00:27:30.680 It's needed correction in the past.

00:27:33.640 Do you tell him he's gay because he's wearing a jean jacket?

00:27:37.100 I think that's like the...

00:27:38.920 No, he's not gay.

00:27:40.400 He's Mormon.

00:27:41.540 Yeah, hold on.

00:27:42.660 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:27:43.540 Yeah, I'm Mormon.

00:27:44.600 Easy.

00:27:45.220 Easy. 0.99

00:27:46.120 That guy looks like a fucking American History X, like, fill-in. 1.00

00:27:51.680 Yeah, dude, it's not gay if you avoid sex before marriage by using the hoop hole loophole with men, all right? 1.00

00:27:58.360 Oh, that's called being a good Christian individual.

00:28:03.160 Did y'all see that?

00:28:05.860 I think I sent it to the chat this morning, but it was that article.

00:28:08.680 It was like a video.

00:28:10.640 In Toronto, an anti-capitalist opened up a coffee shop.

00:28:16.060 Have you seen that? 1.00

00:28:17.200 That shit was so funny. 0.99

00:28:19.460 I don't think I saw that. 1.00

00:28:20.960 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:28:22.040 So, it was an anti-capitalist coffee shop that this guy opened up. 1.00

00:28:29.300 They sell, like, $5 donut holes and, like, $8 lattes.

00:28:34.560 And they're just like, well, it's totally anti-capitalist.

00:28:38.780 Where's the money go?

00:28:40.600 To the guy.

00:28:41.480 One of a sudden it goes to the guy.

00:28:42.840 Because, no, here's the thing.

00:28:44.960 The market is so fucking awesome and so good at what it does.

00:28:48.480 It has taken socialism, which is inherently against the market, and made it a market to sell back to the socialists. 0.99

00:28:57.020 So, it's just like we will pretend to be socialists to use the free market to sell to them and we're going to get all these fuckers. 0.97

00:29:04.640 But, now, do you think something like that stays open or do you think it closes down pretty quick? 0.99

00:29:10.740 Or do you think it stays open because it's in Canada, in Toronto, do you think it stays open for a long time?

00:29:15.920 If it's in Canada, that's even worse because they're competing with Tim Hortons.

00:29:21.120 I know communists are...

00:29:22.760 Competing with Tim Hortons gives you an upper leg, I would say.

00:29:26.640 But, dude, there's one thing I'm certain of.

00:29:29.520 It's that communist businesses do not last.

00:29:32.500 So, no.

00:29:33.560 What? 1.00

00:29:34.120 They're gardens in the fucking Chaz. 1.00

00:29:38.200 They were just, like, throwing seed packets on the ground and expecting it to grow. 0.99

00:29:41.620 But, this isn't a communist business.

00:29:44.520 This is just a business that says it's anti-capitalist.

00:29:47.400 No, but it's ran by a commie.

00:29:49.460 He's going to starve.

00:29:50.280 Just give it, like, 60 days.

00:29:52.940 See, like, on a serious note, we make the joke all the time that communists aren't people.

00:29:57.840 And, you know, there's some truth to that.

00:29:59.320 But, in realisticality, they are people and they're actually just capitalists.

00:30:03.840 And they're just, like, communists are just edgy capitalists who are like, oh, yeah, we don't believe in supply and demand.

00:30:09.920 And we believe in redistribution and, you know.

00:30:12.260 But then, at the end of the day, they're just, like, a capitalist with more steps, like, lining you up against the wall and shooting you and, you know, a few other things in here and there.

00:30:19.740 But, we'll charge you for the bullet.

00:30:22.040 It's just, like, if I don't believe gratitude exists, does it negate that it does?

00:30:27.340 It would just be, I mean, like, because, like, these people are still working in the same, like, the same type of laws that govern, like, whether we believe it's free market capitalism, still govern in communist countries.

00:30:38.920 They're not getting around supply and demand.

00:30:41.340 So, it's, like, everybody.

00:30:42.420 It's, like, me.

00:30:43.060 I know God exists and that I'm going to hell, but I'm trying to not believe in it as hard as I can.

00:30:49.160 And so, like, don't think.

00:30:51.780 That's the same thing they do with scarcity.

00:30:53.820 But they end up in hell a lot faster than you're going to. 0.99

00:30:58.920 Well, speaking of, I mean, we're having, well, one, do you think they're actually going to pass some type of, like, oil price gouging shit? 0.98

00:31:10.300 You mean, like, price controls? 0.95

00:31:13.020 Yeah, well, they're saying price gouging, which just means that they will institute price controls on Gasly.

00:31:20.980 Do you think that's actually going to pass some type?

00:31:22.160 They're going to ban price gouging, right? 0.98

00:31:24.100 You can't even do that with a fucking inelastic product like oil and gas. 0.92

00:31:29.000 I mean, it's just so crazy to me that they honestly, if they want to do that, I almost say, like, bring it on, man. 0.95

00:31:36.000 Like, I don't have to commute to work, so just lose, like, just break the economy in that.

00:31:42.640 I don't know.

00:31:43.800 Yeah, I really think it is going to.

00:31:47.200 It really is just going to decimate the economy if they absolutely try to do this.

00:31:52.640 And we will have, I mean, honestly, even if they don't do that, the trajectory of gas prices is to the extent that, like, you could see major, major riots by summer.

00:32:04.300 Like, it's not impossible.

00:32:06.700 Yeah, it cost me $6,000 to drive here from Utah.

00:32:10.500 I would imagine.

00:32:11.960 $6 million, actually.

00:32:13.220 $6 million.

00:32:14.120 $6 million.

00:32:15.260 Seems a little low.

00:32:16.460 At this one time, it does seem a little low. 0.99

00:32:21.500 All right, so let's get to this fucking Uvaldi thing. 0.98

00:32:23.360 I don't even want to talk about it, honestly. 0.99

00:32:24.840 I'm so exhausted hearing all the same fucking talking points. 0.99

00:32:27.800 Everyone wants to present their own solution. 0.99

00:32:30.820 I have all of mine.

00:32:31.960 I'm sure you guys all have similar answers that I do.

00:32:35.520 So what's the point?

00:32:36.840 Why even talk about it?

00:32:37.480 Everyone is missing it.

00:32:38.860 They're always like, you know, guns kill people.

00:32:41.500 And then other people are like, guns don't kill people.

00:32:43.940 People kill people. 0.99

00:32:44.840 And I'm like, you're both fucking wrong. 0.99

00:32:46.800 It's the bullets that are killing people. 1.00

00:32:49.300 Like, fucking get it through your heads. 1.00

00:32:50.760 The bullet is the part that does it. 1.00

00:32:52.520 Your Honor, I pistol whipped her. 1.00

00:32:54.840 It wasn't the bullet. 0.60

00:32:56.240 I didn't kill her. 0.99

00:32:58.740 The truck, the gay trucker clearly said that the bullets killed people. 0.91

00:33:05.520 No, my thing is, okay, well, one thing I want to ask, 0.57

00:33:08.320 because all of you are way older than me.

00:33:11.640 I think besides me, he's not insanely older than me.

00:33:14.140 When did these arguments start?

00:33:17.600 Was it Columbine?

00:33:21.000 Dude, when they went from the match lock to the flint lock, 0.99

00:33:25.060 the fucking columnists were like, this is too far. 0.99

00:33:28.560 You know, like, your powder doesn't get wet as easily or whatever. 0.99

00:33:31.360 So it's been a long time.

00:33:33.260 It started in the 90s, but it got a fever pitch in the 2000s.

00:33:36.340 And then the 15s.

00:33:37.700 But was it, I mean, we're talking about the 90s.

00:33:40.620 Was it the Columbine?

00:33:43.020 Yeah, Columbine is the first one that I can remember, yeah.

00:33:45.540 But I don't remember it being a big, big, big push for gun bands back then.

00:33:50.620 Virginia Tech is the one I remember.

00:33:52.700 That's the one I remember.

00:33:53.400 That was, yeah, it was a big one.

00:33:55.380 Yeah.

00:33:56.700 And here's the thing.

00:33:58.460 That's why FDR was right. 1.00

00:33:59.980 We have to round up all the Asians. 1.00

00:34:01.260 Earlier.

00:34:02.400 Has the argument changed a bit since then?

00:34:07.440 Has there been 3D printing?

00:34:09.080 3D printing, that's it.

00:34:10.860 No, no.

00:34:11.860 I think if we're talking about, like, the left's argument on this, I think it's gotten way more radical. 0.97

00:34:19.240 No, see, I think it makes sense to ban guns with folding stocks because those are way too fucking dangerous. 0.89

00:34:24.580 Like, if you can fold your stock, you could kill way more people. 0.97

00:34:27.880 I don't care what you say.

00:34:29.060 Like, they're on to something.

00:34:30.520 And then, like, a barrel shroud? 1.00

00:34:32.320 Like, holy fuck, dude. 0.99

00:34:33.260 Like, I mean, forget, like, magazine capacity, like, velocity of the other round, you know, all that. 1.00

00:34:38.560 Fuck that. 1.00

00:34:38.900 But if you have a barrel shroud and a flash suppressor and a folding stock, like, fucking, that thing is a murder piece and it needs to be banned. 1.00

00:34:47.440 That's my opinion. 1.00

00:34:48.520 But if it looks scary, fuck that then. 0.99

00:34:52.140 It is one of the funniest things, though. 0.99

00:34:53.480 The funniest thing, though, is seeing politicians try to talk about guns that clearly have no goddamn clue how a gun works in any whatsoever way. 0.94

00:35:03.760 I mean, every Democrat? 0.94

00:35:05.220 Yes.

00:35:05.520 Yes, yes. 0.99

00:35:06.080 It is the funniest shit to see them come out and, like, say, I mean, any time they say clip. 0.99

00:35:11.600 Any time, like, that's just the easy one. 0.99

00:35:13.300 But it's, like, whenever they get it, whenever, this was a couple years ago.

00:35:16.940 I think it was Maxine.

00:35:17.260 What about the fully semi-automatic weapons, Cole?

00:35:20.180 Fully semi-automatic, yes.

00:35:22.100 Or whatever.

00:35:22.660 Was it Maxine Waters that said it shoots a thousand rounds a second? 1.00

00:35:27.760 And it was, like, fucking. 1.00

00:35:29.560 Who was that? 1.00

00:35:30.340 That was fucking, I think it was Biden who said that. 0.99

00:35:34.260 What is it? 0.99

00:35:34.660 He's like, we need to get rid of these, like, these 50 magazine clips that, like, he, he, yeah.

00:35:41.920 And he was saying they could shoot, like, yeah.

00:35:43.660 I think it was Biden, right?

00:35:45.160 Like, literally minigun levels of RPM.

00:35:50.260 Did you get the, what was the, there's this amazing video.

00:35:53.660 It's this woman, like, talking about a double barrel, single shot, something magazine. 0.57

00:36:01.500 It's just, like, what?

00:36:02.680 Like, it's just way out.

00:36:04.640 I don't know.

00:36:05.040 It's incredible.

00:36:05.940 Okay.

00:36:06.380 But, hey, here's a challenge for y'all.

00:36:08.260 Do you think you can make a better gun control argument than the Democrats can make?

00:36:13.160 Just off the top of the head, do you think you can make a better one than they can?

00:36:15.860 Of course.

00:36:16.320 Yes.

00:36:17.100 Make it.

00:36:17.620 Guns are evil. 1.00

00:36:22.520 That's hard.

00:36:23.220 That's their argument, technically.

00:36:25.060 No, no, no.

00:36:25.760 I would make the argument to appeal to the right.

00:36:28.400 I would say that Satan has actually imbued its spirit into guns.

00:36:33.920 Get Andrew from Popular Liberty on your side?

00:36:36.000 Andrew's like, I'm convinced.

00:36:44.280 You should try and appeal to the people that love guns, right?

00:36:47.480 So, like, that would be the way.

00:36:49.680 I mean, I think, I don't know.

00:36:50.820 I think kind of, isn't, like, the best argument, like, the one where it's, like, take the guns away from, like, the cops?

00:36:58.020 I would say take the guns first, go through due process second.

00:37:02.040 That would be a genius idea to me.

00:37:03.480 I don't know if anyone's talking about it.

00:37:06.000 No, I would honestly, I'd go after ammo.

00:37:09.000 Like, I feel like if you watched, you know, two years ago when all the ammo started drying up, like, it made me think, like, holy shit, maybe this is the way that they'll actually, you know, make gun ownership a lot.

00:37:23.620 They'll, you know, declaw it or whatever. 0.58

00:37:25.760 They'll just make it impossible for us to buy ammo.

00:37:28.060 Just put, like, insane taxes on ammo.

00:37:31.560 Like, just ridiculous taxes on ammo. 0.98

00:37:36.000 Ammo is, like, something that, I mean, I know a lot of people do hoard it, but a lot of people, like, would be fucked because they don't. 0.93

00:37:43.340 They have lots of guns, but they don't keep lots of ammo. 0.95

00:37:45.520 Like, they shoot their ammo up, and I would, I'd go after bullets, personally.

00:37:49.440 So, wait, so we're not saying make a better logical argument.

00:37:52.200 We're saying make an argument that would actually be more effective?

00:37:55.080 Is that what we're saying?

00:37:55.720 No, no, no, no.

00:37:56.420 No, I was asking for a logical argument.

00:37:57.100 We don't want to help them with good ideas.

00:37:58.980 We want to make a better argument.

00:38:01.060 Yeah, a better logical argument than basically, because their argument is, these guns have killed children.

00:38:09.900 Therefore, get rid of the guns.

00:38:11.960 Like, that's, I mean, if you boil it down.

00:38:13.240 I would say we can have, like, first and second trimester guns, but no third trimester guns, personally.

00:38:20.120 Like, or if you're going to have a third trimester gun, it's got to be because of, like, the danger of your wife's life or something like that.

00:38:27.560 But other than that, like, no third trimester guns, personally.

00:38:31.340 I thought you were Army's baby.

00:38:33.020 Or maybe, like, if your relative gives it to you instead of someone who's not related to you, you know, if it's one of those deals, then maybe you can have it.

00:38:43.100 But, you know, outside of that, like.

00:38:45.380 I think we should arm fetuses so they can defend against abortion. 1.00

00:38:50.520 I mean, legitimately, I think the, it's hard, it really is hard for me as, like, being a libertarian, thinking, like, oh, freedom, like, to make the logical argument of removing weapons from society.

00:39:00.620 But, like, people, the only thing I could think of, I guess to appeal to the right would be, like, hey, we would rather see the military and police, which usually the right has been down with for years, until COVID.

00:39:19.440 Dude, they totally are still down with them.

00:39:21.620 Stop acting like they're not.

00:39:22.440 That's true.

00:39:22.900 It kind of shifted a little bit.

00:39:25.000 It shifted a tad back towards, like.

00:39:27.200 Temporarily.

00:39:27.600 Yeah, temporarily.

00:39:28.620 But, and saying, we want these people to be the one, we have, everybody has kind of accepted in society that these are the protectors of our society.

00:39:40.080 And we pay them well, and we have given them all they need.

00:39:43.440 And if you want to, we can give them more.

00:39:45.260 We can hire more cops.

00:39:46.680 And saying, listen, if we want a safe society, we think that the people that we vote on, and that we as a democracy have decided are our protectors,

00:39:57.260 should be the ones that handle the weapons.

00:39:59.140 Well, that's what's so beautiful about it, is that even when you try and make a logical leftist argument using their logic, it still runs afoul of their own logic, which is defunding the police, and that the police are a danger to everybody.

00:40:11.160 So, like, even in their own argumentation or their own worldview, you can't make a cogent argument for banning guns.

00:40:18.400 You can't do it.

00:40:19.500 No.

00:40:19.920 That would, and honestly, that would be the best.

00:40:21.760 If they didn't do this whole defund the police thing, that would be the best argument of trying to get everybody on board, just saying, hey, I know the Second Amendment says this.

00:40:30.900 That's the only way.

00:40:32.100 You're right.

00:40:32.420 Yeah, but we have decided, but we all have decided, because we, I mean, if you didn't want, like, if you wanted the Second Amendment, let's just, it'd be like, get rid of the police, or we, you know, or give the police the guns.

00:40:43.360 I'm actually old enough to remember that in the 90s, the Democrats were the big party of, you know, increasing police funding, because that was their argument, is that we don't need all this weaponry.

00:40:55.380 We have, you know, paid defense, and if you listen to Biden only a few years ago, he was still saying, even on the campaign trail, he's like, I'm not interested in defunding the police, because that's the OG Democrat talking point.

00:41:09.580 It's like, no, no, no, you don't need weapons, because we will arm the police, and we will have, you know, a federal police force.

00:41:16.340 That means that you don't need to defend yourself, which is why we do better.

00:41:18.560 Let's remember, though, that the Senate, when it was the last year, they voted 100 to 0 to fund the police, so this idea that the Democrats are, like, actually for defunding the police now, there's, like, two of them, and they don't actually mean it.

00:41:33.260 I'm saying rhetoric-wise, because they didn't talk about defunding the police in the 90s, not at all.

00:41:39.580 Yeah.

00:41:40.780 Matt does make, he said, in order to build a hype for society, guns must be removed.

00:41:44.580 It will take a long time, but it will reduce gun suicide and gun deaths in the long run.

00:41:47.920 That is kind of, like, again, that's another kind of one that's just kind of like, hey, again, if we want to build trust in society, let's just have everybody be unarmed, except for, you know, who we decide to be the protectors.

00:41:59.740 And then-

00:42:00.420 I know one, this is, this was Vermin Supreme said this in 2020.

00:42:04.160 He's like, I'm going to take your guns and give you better ones.

00:42:07.780 That is not something that the right might be like, okay, like, oh, you know, I'll be on board with that, so.

00:42:12.700 Yeah.

00:42:12.820 And then they don't give you the better one, that'd be kind of smart.

00:42:15.660 Exactly.

00:42:16.020 And that's the only thing, now, again, I think any time, I just don't think there's any way that, even though we always talk about how the right is fucking soft and squishy on these things, and they, they were, they cheered on Trump when he banned bump stocks.

00:42:31.720 They, you know.

00:42:32.620 Actually, they did push back a little on that, some of them did.

00:42:35.780 I remember, like, there were some guys on Fox News, like, you know, I support Trump and everything he does, except this, this, you know, he's confused or whatever, so.

00:42:45.340 But I don't think, I don't think there is any, in any- 0.98

00:42:48.540 You remember in the fucking press conference or whatever, not the press conference, but he was around the table, and he started saying shit, and everyone was just, all the Republicans were just looking at him, like, dude, stop talking. 0.99

00:42:59.480 Like, holy shit, stop talking. 0.99

00:43:01.240 And he's like, yeah, you guys are all afraid of the NRA. 1.00

00:43:03.840 I'm not.

00:43:04.320 They don't control me. 1.00

00:43:05.360 The NRA owns you, and everyone's just like, oh, shit, like, shut up, dude, and he keeps going. 1.00

00:43:09.460 It was pretty amazing. 1.00

00:43:10.180 If you need 30 rounds in your magazine, you need to get a little bit better at aiming.

00:43:18.540 But I just don't see in any world where they're going to be able to take away the guns from white-wingers.

00:43:25.080 There's no way I can see them, like, in any, even, like, I don't know.

00:43:29.840 It just doesn't make sense that they will ever be able to do that without extreme, like Clint said, like, without there being some sort of bloodshed. 0.57

00:43:39.780 Yeah, well, the thing is, I've caught shit for saying this before, but right-wingers, like, guns are kind of their placebo.

00:43:47.900 Like, you can literally take everything else away except their guns, and they'll have this, like, false sense of freedom. 0.96

00:43:56.240 Like, you can let them carry their AR-15 into the gas chamber, and they'll be fine.

00:44:00.760 They'll just be like, as long as you don't take this away from me. 0.99

00:44:02.980 And so, like, I almost, like, get excited when you have, like, a Beto O'Rourke-type figure, because then they'll be like, no, you're not taking our guns, you fucking pirates, you know. 0.96

00:44:14.320 Because if you have someone who doesn't talk like that, they can be like, okay, taking your Fourth Amendment rights, taking your First Amendment rights, we're seizing your other property. 0.75

00:44:23.520 You know, like, they're totally fine with the cops doing other forms of civil asset forfeiture, just not red flag-wise.

00:44:29.700 But, like, once you say red flag-wise, the Republicans, a lot of them, will be like, no, you know, off by cold, dead heads.

00:44:35.940 So, like, yeah, well, I said Republicans, so.

00:44:40.260 But I don't know, like, I just don't think.

00:44:45.680 Yeah, I mean, I'm just agreeing with you, basically.

00:44:47.740 Like, you will not ever get their Republicans to give up their guns, but you'll get, they'll literally give everything else up without a fight at all if you let them use their guns, basically.

00:44:58.420 They shut down their churches during COVID.

00:45:01.140 They literally took, which was.

00:45:03.280 They took Jesus away from you, but you had your guns, so you were still good.

00:45:07.820 Well, it's pretty weird, because you can just use those guns to prevent them from taking Jesus away, so I don't know why they didn't do that.

00:45:13.600 Yeah, but it's not, but it's, but they, they don't want to use it.

00:45:18.340 And I don't like them.

00:45:18.680 If you don't let them take Jesus away, he doesn't get crucified, and then you don't go to heaven, so, just saying.

00:45:23.920 But it's true, they don't want to use their guns, and no one does, but it's just, like, the thing of, okay, this, that is technically the final line.

00:45:31.380 Now, how close can the left get to that line of, like, okay. 0.73

00:45:35.620 Pretty fucking close. 0.92

00:45:36.560 Yeah, because they can get, they can start, they'll ban, you know, like I said, bump socks. 0.96

00:45:40.860 They'll ban this or that. 1.00

00:45:43.580 They'll make you put that stupid fucking wedge on the back of your grip, so it's not a pistol grip anymore. 1.00

00:45:51.800 It's just, like, some fucking weird, they'll do all that, but the thought of it. 1.00

00:45:55.520 That was the first thing I did when I got to Florida, was I took off, and I put on my fucking regular pistol grip. 0.98

00:46:01.760 I was like, this is so fucking great. 0.99

00:46:03.540 Because in California, you're not allowed to have it. 0.98

00:46:05.920 How do you even shoot that? 0.99

00:46:07.020 Do you have to, like, fucking, like, it can't be comfortable at all. 0.99

00:46:10.640 It has to be. 0.99

00:46:10.940 It's just not comfortable, that's it.

00:46:12.180 It still works perfectly fine, but it's just, like, it's a little bit less comfortable.

00:46:16.280 That's it. 1.00

00:46:16.860 It's so stupid. 1.00

00:46:17.960 It's so stupid. 1.00

00:46:19.100 And 10-round mags, right? 1.00

00:46:20.240 You can only have 10-round mags, right?

00:46:22.100 Yeah, well, yes.

00:46:24.180 Wink.

00:46:24.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:25.640 You're not there anymore.

00:46:26.580 You're good.

00:46:27.540 But, yeah, and that's the thing.

00:46:29.040 They might do, again, mags.

00:46:32.040 They might, you know, limit mags on a federal level, like, to 10 rounds.

00:46:36.740 You know?

00:46:37.060 We can print them, bro. 1.00

00:46:38.220 That fucking debate is over. 1.00

00:46:39.500 Exactly. 1.00

00:46:39.820 You can print all this shit. 0.99

00:46:42.340 So, this is why I'm not even, and I kind of like it. 0.99

00:46:45.160 Like, it's very limited engagement when it comes to actual clashing online on this issue

00:46:50.760 because it's just, like, they're like, well, what, can we have a dialogue? 1.00

00:46:53.940 And everyone on the right is just like, fuck you. 1.00

00:46:56.460 Like, there is no dialogue to be had here. 1.00

00:46:59.700 Like, I have no interest in speaking to you about this.

00:47:02.340 You have already infringed plenty, and we're done. 1.00

00:47:05.440 We can print our shit. 1.00

00:47:06.580 So, ban whatever you want. 1.00

00:47:07.540 We're done.

00:47:07.820 Well, it's awesome.

00:47:08.560 The other thing is there's no conversation because immediately if you say something like.

00:47:13.240 Yeah, I do.

00:47:14.140 So, I'm giving it to him.

00:47:16.880 What are you talking about?

00:47:18.940 He just gave me COVID, but whatever.

00:47:22.620 No, but also the left is going, if you don't want to do anything, or you think that we shouldn't

00:47:28.160 do anything, you're literally supporting child murder.

00:47:31.020 That's literally, like, that's the line for them.

00:47:33.940 It's just like, it's the same thing as COVID.

00:47:35.720 That's how it goes.

00:47:36.840 Literally, last week, they were advocating for child murder. 0.99

00:47:40.020 I don't give a fuck about any of this. 0.99

00:47:41.480 Like, you guys are going to advocate for child murder, and we're going to advocate for 1.00

00:47:44.120 child murder, and then we'll just all fucking murder children. 1.00

00:47:46.420 That's right. 1.00

00:47:46.700 Whatever.

00:47:47.160 It is the craziest thing of switching from abortion should be illegal to which you should 0.99

00:47:52.360 ban because this guy killed kids.

00:47:54.220 It's like, okay.

00:47:55.380 It is kind of hard to take the left seriously after every Democrat just voted to fund a proxy

00:48:00.660 war in Ukraine, and they've been screaming about the ability to kill their kids, and then

00:48:06.360 suddenly, you know, there's a shooting, and they're just, like, trying to gaslight everybody

00:48:10.940 into saying that if you don't think we should pass this law... 0.97

00:48:13.380 If a guy went into a hospital, into the maternity ward, and, you know, that fucking room that 0.99

00:48:23.160 has all the babies, and killed, and just shot all the babies in there, would they be... 0.99

00:48:27.340 Could they even be as outraged as a school, though? 0.96

00:48:30.580 Oh, that's a good thought experiment.

00:48:32.760 Logically, could they be like...

00:48:34.600 I think you're right.

00:48:35.360 I think you're right.

00:48:35.880 I think they would be like, well, did the parents want them?

00:48:41.560 I guess that would be the weird logic, was to be like, well, it wasn't a woman's choice, 0.86

00:48:47.620 and so it's bad.

00:48:48.860 Was there any economic strife that was going on?

00:48:53.700 Because if so, then we kind of have to support it.

00:48:55.940 Yeah, what if the kids in Texas were poor?

00:48:58.600 Like, just saying, like, they would have had a bad life.

00:49:00.880 You know, maybe this was the merciful thing to do.

00:49:02.720 It was undue hardship on the parents, as it was.

00:49:06.440 I mean, this is...

00:49:07.320 We unburdened them.

00:49:09.140 Like, mouse to feed. 0.99

00:49:10.560 And one of the best jokes of the fucking year was Claire saying, was it, the teachers lost 0.99

00:49:17.620 both a student and a lover? 0.99

00:49:19.900 Yeah, that's incredible.

00:49:22.480 That was incredible.

00:49:24.120 Amazing.

00:49:25.380 Well, and your point about Ukraine is exactly right. 0.66

00:49:27.620 I mean, we have shipped probably tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of, like, ARs 0.99

00:49:33.260 or AR-styled rifles to Ukraine.

00:49:35.320 And these are fully semi-automatic ones, too, not just fully semi-automatic ones, too.

00:49:40.340 So, as far as I'm concerned, like, it's not even worth pointing out the hypocrisy. 1.00

00:49:45.260 The answer is, fuck you. 1.00

00:49:47.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:47.560 Try and take it.

00:49:48.380 Like, that's it.

00:49:49.040 That's all there is to do.

00:49:49.420 I think there was a discussion to be had in 2010, let's say.

00:49:55.740 I don't know.

00:49:56.120 Maybe. 1.00

00:49:56.940 Pick a fucking year. 1.00

00:49:57.980 Now, it's like, no. 1.00

00:49:59.480 You literally just tried to force me to get a vaccine.

00:50:04.240 And you think, you know, now it's like the great...

00:50:05.820 And you're watching...

00:50:07.420 While this is happening, the World Economic Forum is having their, like, the Davos and

00:50:13.060 whatever are having their meetings over in Europe.

00:50:15.080 And they're talking about how we need to, you know, change how we see free speech.

00:50:20.940 And we need to do this.

00:50:21.860 Yeah.

00:50:22.240 And at the same time, and then they're just like, hey, by the way, we want to take your

00:50:24.860 guns, too.

00:50:25.460 You're leaving a really important one out.

00:50:28.900 They're also talking about how we need to diminish the straight white male's role in

00:50:34.420 America.

00:50:35.220 Like, the hate speech towards us, in particular, has gotten so egregious.

00:50:40.640 Like, even that alone, I would be like, you're definitely not disarming me now.

00:50:44.400 But that, on top of the fact that you lock down the economy for over a year, and then

00:50:48.480 you try to force something in all of our bodies, and you threaten to take our livelihoods

00:50:52.560 away. 0.99

00:50:53.080 Like, you add all of that up, and it's like, ah, the fucking debate is over. 0.98

00:50:57.240 We're not having this conversation. 0.99

00:50:58.760 Yeah.

00:50:58.900 I mean, I'm kind of split, because I love hate speech.

00:51:01.640 That's based.

00:51:02.320 But if it's directed at me, it's like, yeah, I don't know.

00:51:05.860 What's pretty interesting to have...

00:51:08.180 Oh, go ahead, Todd.

00:51:09.580 Real quick.

00:51:10.720 I don't have any problem with hate speech against us.

00:51:13.060 It's when it's paired with the power of the state that I get really concerned.

00:51:17.320 Like, I don't have a...

00:51:18.060 I only have a problem with hate speech if it's against white people.

00:51:21.620 If it's against anyone else.

00:51:23.280 No, I honestly don't. 0.94

00:51:24.860 I find it absolutely hysterical when black Israelites talk about white people like they're 1.00

00:51:28.660 scum of the earth. 1.00

00:51:29.240 I think it's fucking great. 1.00

00:51:30.660 But if black Israelites were, like, running our government, I'd be horrified. 1.00

00:51:36.440 The Israelites are running our government. 0.99

00:51:38.460 Oh, you mean black injured. 0.99

00:51:39.760 Sorry. 0.85

00:51:40.720 All right.

00:51:41.060 Sorry.

00:51:41.300 I cut you off, Todd.

00:51:42.160 Go ahead.

00:51:43.920 Well, I was going to say that the vaccine mandates are actually the largest mass shooting

00:51:48.840 event in history.

00:51:49.880 We're looking for the left support of it.

00:51:53.800 That's a tweet.

00:51:55.280 That's a tweet.

00:51:55.840 That is a great tweet.

00:51:58.560 Also, at the same time, did you see that the, was it, the S&P said they will only allow

00:52:04.940 funding.

00:52:05.460 They'll use ESG scores for all states now.

00:52:08.660 Did you see that, too?

00:52:09.920 Yeah.

00:52:10.080 I think that happened today or yesterday.

00:52:11.400 Tommy Simmons.

00:52:12.140 He brought that to my attention a couple days ago.

00:52:14.380 Yeah, man.

00:52:14.860 I mean, it's not going away. 0.99

00:52:16.460 All that shit's happening. 0.99

00:52:17.260 And they're just like, and at this time, now it's time to unart. 1.00

00:52:19.940 Again, the whole disarm thing comes up again during a time, like, where all this shit's 0.83

00:52:25.020 kind of been out, like, where the World Economic Forum is meeting right now, and all of a sudden 0.98

00:52:29.560 we have two mass shootings within the last week.

00:52:31.800 Like, one of the worst.

00:52:32.800 Yeah, dude, they want us to talk about guns because it's the thing that's never going to

00:52:38.680 change.

00:52:39.260 Like, there's, I mean, okay, so, like, the NRA and Moms Demand Action are a yin and a yang

00:52:46.640 that require each other's existence in order to fundraise. 0.97

00:52:50.180 Like, if you have no threat of the guns being taken away, then what fucking use is the NRA? 0.88

00:52:57.000 And if you have a reason that the guns will never go away, then what's the point? 0.91

00:53:01.700 You know, if you don't have that, what's the point of Moms Demand Action or Giffords 0.93

00:53:05.300 or whatever?

00:53:06.040 This is where Reid and I disagree.

00:53:08.020 I strongly believe that if they could do a gun buyback program a la, you know, Australia,

00:53:13.400 New Zealand, and if they could just make it criminal to own any, you know, high...

00:53:18.180 Capacity?

00:53:20.340 What's it called?

00:53:21.140 High-capacity, yeah.

00:53:22.000 High-capacity weaponry.

00:53:23.760 I think they would love to do that because it's not that they would necessarily go door

00:53:27.300 to door and, like, confiscate everything, but I think they would absolutely love to have

00:53:30.680 a registry, love to know who is, you know, who they need to have an eye on kind of deal.

00:53:37.560 I really think that they would like to do that.

00:53:40.000 You don't think so?

00:53:41.160 They won't.

00:53:42.040 They can't.

00:53:42.740 They never will.

00:53:44.120 Why?

00:53:44.380 Like, the point of whether or not they want to, it's never going, like, we're not going

00:53:48.180 to have the guns taken away.

00:53:49.320 Massey tweeted out that there's a secret registry right now.

00:53:52.820 Yeah, but they don't know.

00:53:54.680 Like, half my guns were bought with cash in the back alleyway.

00:53:58.600 Like, they don't know which guns I have. 0.98

00:54:00.760 Reid actually bought them for blowjobs. 0.99

00:54:03.000 I mean, it's just such a... 0.99

00:54:04.740 It's like all the magazines out there.

00:54:07.080 I mean, they're like, you know, there's, what, half a billion guns roughly in the United States, 0.99

00:54:11.540 somewhere around there, the number of fucking magazines and bullets. 0.99

00:54:16.080 I mean, it's just ridiculous. 1.00

00:54:18.300 Like, I mean, like, when you talk about... 0.55

00:54:21.700 I actually didn't send that tweet that I sent to you the other day, Clint, about abortion

00:54:25.520 being harder to regulate than guns, because I started thinking about it. 0.99

00:54:28.660 I was like, no, there's, like, so many fucking accessories, so many fucking guns that are 0.99

00:54:33.900 unaccounted for that have been out of circulation for decades that no one has any fucking clue where 0.99

00:54:38.660 they are. 0.96

00:54:39.080 Like, you're missing my point, though.

00:54:41.380 Absolutely impossible.

00:54:42.260 My point is not that they would actually go door to door and take the guns.

00:54:45.560 I'm saying that they would like to have the information as at the ready as possible to

00:54:50.220 know who has a bunch of guns.

00:54:52.500 Granted, yes, you're not...

00:54:53.080 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:54:53.600 Of course, they would like to be able to do anything they can.

00:54:58.460 I'm just saying that they can't.

00:54:59.800 Like, it's impossible.

00:55:01.080 So the whole gun debate is all over something that's never going to change.

00:55:05.960 And Giffords knows that, so does the NRA, and they're just raking in tons of money off

00:55:11.500 of that.

00:55:11.720 But there's one aspect of this that's really important, though.

00:55:14.660 The red flag laws, it's not about taking the guns. 0.63

00:55:17.640 This is what I'm trying to get at.

00:55:19.380 I don't know.

00:55:19.580 Red flag laws are different, though.

00:55:21.360 But it's about having a legal mechanism to go after non-violent gun owners.

00:55:27.720 And that's the key.

00:55:29.000 It's like, they can still make it so that it's basically illegal for us.

00:55:33.520 You know, like anybody that's like a registered libertarian, they could be like, any of you

00:55:37.480 that own a gun, you are now felons. 0.65

00:55:39.480 And we could arrest you.

00:55:40.180 I think the point of red flag laws is to continue to instill a snitch culture. 0.94

00:55:45.880 Or, yeah, well, that's true, too.

00:55:48.960 But I know, honestly, I agree with Reed on the point of just the yin and yang of, you

00:55:52.800 know, Moms, Man, Action, and R8, but only for the point of they want the conversation

00:55:58.080 to be about domestic weapons, about the weapons that the U.S. population has.

00:56:04.000 They just want the conversation about that instead of looking at the military-industrial

00:56:08.320 complex, which is where the real weapons, like the real weapons of war, the real problems

00:56:13.460 And where the real death and destruction occurs.

00:56:15.300 Yes, exactly.

00:56:16.840 And we're the real child.

00:56:17.340 Also, Clint, I want to point out that.

00:56:19.560 And also, I have bipartisan support, across the board, usually.

00:56:21.820 I mean, almost across the board, bipartisan support.

00:56:24.460 I want to point out a distinction, too.

00:56:26.220 Like, there's a difference between, like, what the power elite would want and what Giffords

00:56:31.280 would want. 0.99

00:56:31.920 So, if you actually took all the guns away, Giffords would be like, bro, what the fuck? 0.98

00:56:36.620 How am I supposed to make money now? 0.94

00:56:38.020 Or if you, like, made it so that there was no fucking way that the guns were ever going to 0.99

00:56:43.260 be taken away again, the NRA would be like, bro, what the fuck? 0.99

00:56:46.500 Because they're making money off of that unending fucking political babble. 0.99

00:56:52.300 I'm saying the World Economic Forum caliber people. 0.99

00:56:56.100 Like, the richest, most powerful, most wealthy, like, those are the people that would love

00:57:00.180 to see completely disarmed populations.

00:57:02.520 Yes.

00:57:03.100 Yeah, sure they would. 0.99

00:57:03.900 I'm just saying Giffords and the fucking Moms Demand Action people, they're never banking 0.99

00:57:09.100 on the guns going away. 0.99

00:57:10.220 Like, that's not what they have in mind.

00:57:12.340 They're like, oh, we can come bring it off this camera.

00:57:15.620 Yeah.

00:57:16.180 Well, yeah, also, yeah, I was going to say, I've had no problem with your question.

00:57:19.240 I can't imagine how terrible David Hogg has been the last couple days.

00:57:21.500 Dude, David Hogg gets a massive boner when he hears about a school shooting because he's

00:57:25.420 like, I'm relevant again!

00:57:27.460 Oh, good God.

00:57:28.920 David Hogg is actually behind all of the mass shootings.

00:57:33.620 He's behind a lot of dudes, I know that.

00:57:37.280 He's behind a lot of mass shootings to himself.

00:57:40.020 That's true.

00:57:40.660 Good point.

00:57:42.380 Yeah.

00:57:42.720 Any other topics?

00:57:43.880 No, I got one.

00:57:45.620 I just thought of this.

00:57:46.500 Toe, can you bring it up?

00:57:47.760 This is what I would like to do to David Hogg.

00:57:50.700 Can you bring me up?

00:57:52.480 Yeah.

00:57:53.520 Oh, Jesus.

00:57:54.900 I don't know what this is, but...

00:57:56.500 We're running this off.

00:57:57.560 Oh, yeah.

00:57:58.400 Oh, this is the Josh Smith fight. 0.99

00:58:03.660 This is the best fucking fight. 0.99

00:58:05.720 Oh! 1.00

00:58:08.240 I'm glad I've seen it because...

00:58:09.960 Yeah, it's not playing well.

00:58:11.380 It's not playing well on my phone, but yeah.

00:58:13.880 I just slept him.

00:58:16.920 Just sleaze him. 1.00

00:58:18.180 What?

00:58:18.420 Oh, man.

00:58:25.180 Oh, man.

00:58:26.660 That was one of the funniest videos I saw this week, because when someone said that to me, 0.99

00:58:30.320 I was like, holy shit. 0.96

00:58:32.060 But the best... 0.99

00:58:32.640 They didn't even show the best part is when he gets back up.

00:58:35.020 Well, yeah, and he was bleeding from his eye as well, and he just got up and went back

00:58:43.180 and then hit the other guy.

00:58:44.360 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:58:44.740 Because he was like fucking dressed up. 0.98

00:58:48.820 Well, if we're running videos, are you going to run the video of Ralph getting beat up? 0.99

00:58:53.080 Oh, yeah.

00:58:53.420 We can do that, too.

00:58:55.400 All right.

00:58:56.200 I don't think I have it.

00:58:58.260 I can go try to find it.

00:59:00.320 It's in our group chat from earlier, if you want...

00:59:02.580 Well, then here, let me stop sharing.

00:59:04.020 In that previous video, I'm just disappointed that Josh Smith did not hold up better in

00:59:10.720 that fight.

00:59:11.420 Yeah.

00:59:12.240 Dude, if that was Josh, that guy would have been in trouble.

00:59:14.280 That was...

00:59:14.880 It's so weird when people that really can't fight buck up.

00:59:20.520 It's just so strange to me.

00:59:22.200 You saw him, too, because he goes like, mmm, bro.

00:59:26.920 After getting smacked a couple times, he does that, gives him a smack, and then just gets 0.98

00:59:31.040 absolutely knocked the fuck out. 0.99

00:59:33.640 Not smart. 1.00

00:59:35.160 It's the same thing that happened with Ralph in fucking Portugal today. 0.99

00:59:38.320 Or what is his name? 0.99

00:59:39.120 Ethan Ralph?

00:59:39.820 Whatever his name is.

00:59:40.600 Ethan Ralph.

00:59:41.840 Yeah.

00:59:42.620 Man, that kid can't fight at all. 1.00

00:59:44.320 I can't believe he keeps talking so much shit online. 1.00

00:59:46.380 That's, like, crazy. 1.00

00:59:47.420 Well, he was a fat fucker. 1.00

00:59:48.940 That other guy was kind of like... 1.00

00:59:50.260 Yeah, he was fat.

00:59:51.020 He looked like he could maybe fight, but the funniest part about that guy at the United

00:59:57.040 flight was... 0.99

00:59:58.320 So he got knocked the fuck out in front of everybody. 0.98

01:00:01.740 Most likely going to lose his job for fighting a customer, and then most likely will also get 0.98

01:00:08.940 sued by the guy, too.

01:00:10.040 I mean, like, all on the same day.

01:00:12.680 Like, this guy just had the worst day of his life.

01:00:15.900 And the best... 0.97

01:00:16.700 Oh, it was so fucking funny. 0.94

01:00:18.300 Oh, I got the video of... 0.80

01:00:20.940 Now, people are saying I have terrible internet, so I don't know if y'all can even watch it

01:00:25.040 while I have it shared.

01:00:26.980 It's definitely not going to work from, you know, seeing it on my end, but...

01:00:32.620 It's all right.

01:00:32.960 I'll just fight Toad on this end, and we can just, like, kind of imagine if that's the

01:00:36.820 same thing.

01:00:37.180 Let me give the backstory here.

01:00:38.880 So Ethan Rolfe did a live stream with Baked Alaska dragging my girlfriend, Ashton, about

01:00:45.360 a week ago. 0.99

01:00:46.500 And he announced it, like, fucking Baked Alaska destroys Ashton Brody, or whatever the fuck. 0.99

01:00:52.700 And I just saw that they were running it, and I was rightfully upset. 0.99

01:00:57.800 I was like, this girl hasn't done a fucking thing to any of you people. 0.91

01:01:01.020 She hasn't dated Homeboy for years, like, can you move on? 0.98

01:01:04.780 Can you please move on? 1.00

01:01:05.800 But I knew they weren't going to, so I just, like, I called him a fucking fat worthless 1.00

01:01:09.000 piece of shit or something. 1.00

01:01:09.840 I don't know. 1.00

01:01:10.140 I don't know what I called him.

01:01:10.780 But he said, like, who are you?

01:01:12.780 And I quote tweeted it with, you're superior.

01:01:15.880 And then he talked about me.

01:01:17.480 He talked about me for, like, the entire stream. 1.00

01:01:19.420 He just kept bringing up my fucking picture and, like, shitting on me. 1.00

01:01:22.340 How big is it? 1.00

01:01:23.580 How big is it?

01:01:24.300 How fat he is? 0.76

01:01:25.340 Because he's extremely fat.

01:01:27.100 How big is he? 0.96

01:01:28.140 Fat. 0.87

01:01:28.880 Yes, he's super fat. 0.99

01:01:29.760 How big is he in, like, terms of following and shit like that? 0.99

01:01:34.120 He's got a big follow. 0.80

01:01:35.420 Like, he's got a ton of people that watch him live.

01:01:37.480 But in terms of, like, other social media, it's not his, like, his interaction.

01:01:41.440 Twitter is at, like, 40-something thousand, I think.

01:01:44.260 I was able to ratio him.

01:01:45.500 Like, he's got a few more followers than I do.

01:01:48.260 But, like, in terms of actual people that like him, like, it's way lower.

01:01:52.660 Yeah.

01:01:52.980 He has a lot of hate followers.

01:01:56.900 Yeah.

01:01:57.920 Yeah.

01:01:58.460 And I've heard of the name.

01:02:01.360 But we can watch the video here.

01:02:02.920 It's pretty funny. 0.91

01:02:04.640 He's the host of Killstream, which is just basically a blood sport YouTube where, or Odyssey, where he just has people come on and, like, talk shit to each other. 0.89

01:02:13.020 Which is where Dave debated Nick Fuentes, by the way. 0.99

01:02:15.960 What's up, bitch? 1.00

01:02:16.800 I don't think you're playing it with the audio. 0.98

01:02:21.300 Yeah, I don't think so, either.

01:02:22.900 I don't think I shared audio with that. 0.99

01:02:24.020 I just saw a dude's ass crack, so. 0.99

01:02:26.320 Hold on. 0.99

01:02:26.700 Why are you going to share it?

01:02:27.780 I'm going to share it with audio.

01:02:29.340 We're going to have to click the little button.

01:02:30.440 My bad.

01:02:31.720 Okay.

01:02:32.260 Sorry, we know you're getting it.

01:02:34.140 Yeah.

01:02:37.660 So he's shorter than my mate.

01:02:40.080 Let's just say that. 0.99

01:02:43.440 And Ethan starts this, which is the fucking best part about it. 0.98

01:02:46.340 What is this? 0.99

01:02:47.240 Impressive?

01:02:48.100 Nah, we're too public right now. 1.00

01:02:49.920 Hey, what's up, bitch? 1.00

01:02:50.480 Hey, Dick, how you doing? 1.00

01:02:51.060 Hey, what's up, bitch? 1.00

01:02:51.760 What are you doing, bitch? 1.00

01:02:53.460 Fuck out of my mind. 1.00

01:02:54.360 Get the fucking mouth. 1.00

01:02:56.200 I just... 1.00

01:02:57.120 Wait, PC. 0.98

01:02:59.140 Ass crack? 1.00

01:03:00.140 Shit. 1.00

01:03:00.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:00.980 What is this?

01:03:02.380 Comps. 0.99

01:03:02.740 Yeah, I fucking... 0.99

01:03:03.360 What are you doing? 0.99

01:03:03.720 What are you doing?

01:03:04.700 What are you doing?

01:03:04.940 What are you doing?

01:03:05.000 What are you doing?

01:03:05.760 What are you doing?

01:03:07.000 What are you doing? 0.95

01:03:07.500 Front butt? 0.97

01:03:08.000 Where's it at? 0.91

01:03:08.580 Where's the front butt? 0.99

01:03:09.180 Where's the front butt? 0.99

01:03:09.680 No, no, no, no.

01:03:10.800 Oh, look at that.

01:03:13.940 Yeah, that's right.

01:03:14.440 Bleeding.

01:03:14.720 Look at you.

01:03:15.160 Yeah, you're in the double burn. 1.00

01:03:17.060 Bitch. 1.00

01:03:17.440 Fucking bitch. 1.00

01:03:18.040 Yes. 1.00

01:03:18.340 Yeah, it's a fucking bitch. 1.00

01:03:21.500 I don't know what the fuck's going on there. 1.00

01:03:24.760 What's going on there? 1.00

01:03:26.700 Yeah, let's go and get some fucking stuff. 0.99

01:03:29.320 You're all right. 1.00

01:03:30.360 What the fuck? 1.00

01:03:31.360 And now imagine you're in Europe and you just hear... 1.00

01:03:33.880 You just see a guy get knocked the fuck out, this fat fuck, 1.00

01:03:36.220 and they just hear a dude just go, 1.00

01:03:37.860 Sweet! 0.95

01:03:38.160 Like, you have no idea what's going on.

01:03:42.300 Like, you just...

01:03:43.300 Oh, my God, that'd be so funny.

01:03:47.460 I'm just in awe of that guy's still safe.

01:03:51.160 Oh, yeah.

01:03:51.520 Dude, it's wild.

01:03:52.580 I mean, like, when your stomach line starts to go vertical,

01:03:57.300 I don't even know how it happens, 0.97

01:03:58.520 but it's fucking horrific to look at. 0.99

01:04:03.000 Oh, man. 0.98

01:04:04.900 Why aren't you playing the rest of it?

01:04:06.460 Oh, I can probably...

01:04:07.100 Yeah, okay, I'll play the rest of it.

01:04:08.160 I don't know if there was more like...

01:04:11.920 Are you really going again?

01:04:13.120 Oh.

01:04:13.840 Rob, you're going to get mad if you keep square...

01:04:15.720 Stop! 1.00

01:04:16.820 Stop squaring! 0.99

01:04:17.780 Don't turn your fat con. 0.98

01:04:19.120 Why are you squaring up? 0.99

01:04:19.900 Don't turn your fat con. 0.85

01:04:20.640 Why are you squaring up? 0.99

01:04:21.320 Stop squaring up. 0.98

01:04:21.940 Don't turn your fat con. 0.99

01:04:22.800 We're walking away. 0.99

01:04:23.680 At least he has the J's, man. 1.00

01:04:25.760 Those look pretty good.

01:04:26.640 Walk away or I love you.

01:04:28.300 Walk away or I love you. 0.77

01:04:30.960 Walk away. 1.00

01:04:32.440 Walk away, you fucking. 1.00

01:04:33.840 Oh, no, big bitch. 1.00

01:04:35.200 You're a big bitch. 1.00

01:04:36.100 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:04:37.100 Oh, my God.

01:04:38.100 All right.

01:04:40.860 That's the end of it.

01:04:43.860 Oh, you're going to follow.

01:04:45.060 And he's telling them to call the cops the whole time.

01:04:47.260 You're going to follow.

01:04:48.920 Come on.

01:04:51.240 I'll video it.

01:04:51.900 I'll go for it. 0.99

01:04:52.400 How retarded do you have to be to actually continue going after? 1.00

01:04:57.860 Like, you just got your fucking shit wrecked. 1.00

01:05:01.360 Dude, that's his way of life. 1.00

01:05:02.920 That's his way of life.

01:05:03.960 Like, that kid just gets demolished nonstop.

01:05:06.560 And apparently, he's lost like five street fights now on camera.

01:05:10.540 Oh, my God.

01:05:12.160 Like, what are you doing, dude?

01:05:14.040 Just give up.

01:05:15.180 Just stop.

01:05:16.020 I mean, like, you're like, I guess how bad of a beating would it take for him to finally

01:05:19.820 be like, okay, I got it.

01:05:20.820 I really got to slow it down.

01:05:22.060 I don't know. 0.99

01:05:22.400 But if he fucking ever runs into me, you can find out. 0.99

01:05:24.620 This kid, this kid is so, like, I think he might have more CTE than Brendan Schaub. 0.99

01:05:47.460 Oh, that's true.

01:05:48.040 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:05:48.360 It was just from getting fucked. 1.00

01:05:49.320 He knocked the fuck out all the time. 1.00

01:05:51.360 Yeah. 0.99

01:05:51.540 There's a little bit less.

01:05:52.780 Is there really anything, like.

01:05:54.620 Oh, Willie, I forgot that he.

01:05:59.080 He fights him one more time.

01:06:00.500 Go on, mate. 1.00

01:06:03.880 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:06:04.840 Got him. 1.00

01:06:06.620 Oh, I thought there was a part in there where he actually, like, fucking starts mushing his, 0.99

01:06:14.260 like, neck and face. 0.98

01:06:16.300 Maybe we missed it there.

01:06:17.360 I think it was in there.

01:06:18.020 But it was the second skirmish. 1.00

01:06:20.220 He fucking. 1.00

01:06:20.840 He hits him with, like, pretty solid ground and pound. 1.00

01:06:23.020 It's weird.

01:06:24.880 When you fight someone that fat, you can't even, like, really tell if you're hurting them

01:06:27.340 because it's, like, there's so much cushion.

01:06:29.260 Yeah.

01:06:29.460 It's, like, your hand feels like it's, like, absorbing into the skull.

01:06:33.220 It is crazy how, like, how bad people.

01:06:35.800 I mean, I'm included. 0.99

01:06:36.840 I would suck in a fight. 1.00

01:06:37.740 If I got in a fight, I would suck. 1.00

01:06:38.860 I'd probably get knocked out. 1.00

01:06:40.000 I can bang, dude. 0.99

01:06:41.100 I can bang. 0.93

01:06:41.480 Ethan doesn't want any of me. 0.92

01:06:43.380 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:43.800 You know.

01:06:45.180 But I'm not going to fight.

01:06:46.240 I'm not going to get into a situation where I would need to do that.

01:06:50.180 So, like, this is, so, like, whenever you also can't fight and you've been proven to

01:06:54.000 do that, you would think there would somebody be going to go, like, okay, maybe I shouldn't 0.65

01:06:58.480 continue to fucking get into physical altercations, like, in person. 0.99

01:07:04.160 Maybe over online, anybody can fucking talk. 0.99

01:07:06.120 But, like, even, but, see, the thing is, even if Homeboy was in shape, it's evident. 0.97

01:07:10.320 He can't fight. 0.99

01:07:11.300 Like, he doesn't have a fucking clue what he's doing. 0.99

01:07:13.340 Like, he's, like, trying, he's, like, has, like, a shitty double leg takedown attempt 0.99

01:07:17.600 at the very end there, and you're, like, that ain't going to work.

01:07:20.340 You have to sprawl and just, it's, I mean, it's just sad, man.

01:07:24.200 It's just sad, but this is, this is what this guy's life is. 0.82

01:07:26.560 So, that, in a sad, pathetic way, it made me feel a little bit better about them going

01:07:31.600 after Ashton for no reason, because it was, it's just sad. 0.98

01:07:34.540 They just, they live really, really empty lives.

01:07:36.680 They really, really do.

01:07:37.360 Does Baked Alaska still have a following?

01:07:39.860 They still have a following?

01:07:40.340 I mean, same like Ethan.

01:07:41.920 I mean, it's not, I don't know.

01:07:43.320 I thought he used to be huge. 0.79

01:07:44.900 He used to be, like, fucking, you know, on that top tier of YouTube at one point, I 0.99

01:07:49.200 feel like, and then just fucking dropped off like a stone, dude. 0.99

01:07:53.700 Don't know. 0.98

01:07:54.100 Don't care, to be honest.

01:07:55.680 Hey, but speaking of comments on YouTube, well, freedom or die.

01:08:00.600 Hey, let's see it.

01:08:01.680 You know, I know we're doing a lot of things, but this is, this is something that came out

01:08:05.340 and maybe, oh, you know what, first, Clint, give your background on this, because we thought

01:08:08.940 this was really cool.

01:08:10.680 Clint got to do, get into a rap.

01:08:13.960 Yeah.

01:08:14.140 So, Dan Smots reached out to me and a couple other, like, Mises Caucus guys that have very 0.93

01:08:20.740 limited rapping abilities, but he just, he just sent us the beat, like, fucking three 0.94

01:08:27.160 months ago or something and says, hey, you know, you guys each get, you know, 16 bars

01:08:31.980 or whatever and write and record something and then send it to me.

01:08:37.020 So, I did that and, and he was like, all right, this is cool.

01:08:39.740 He puts it together.

01:08:40.400 He, like, he sends us the, the demo of it sounds, sounds pretty good.

01:08:44.400 I was like, this isn't bad.

01:08:45.280 He's like, I'm not, I'm not done yet, obviously.

01:08:47.180 And then, then he reaches out like a month later and he says, send me video of you, you

01:08:52.360 know, performing it.

01:08:53.220 And I was like, well, Ashton was out of town, so I had to do it.

01:08:56.240 The only way I could was to do it on my webcam.

01:08:58.620 And so I did that. 0.95

01:08:59.840 I sent it to him and I'm like, this is so fucking corny. 0.69

01:09:02.080 Like having me sit at my computer, like it's going to look terrible. 0.98

01:09:05.260 Cause I know that they're out in the field, like doing cool shit. 0.98

01:09:07.800 He's like in a graveyard, uh, Dave's doing some other dope shit. 0.96

01:09:11.080 So I was, I was thinking mine's going to look terrible. 0.81

01:09:13.000 The creative genius that he is, he comes up with the idea of like being one of my, you

01:09:17.960 know, audience members that's watching my show, uh, on YouTube. 0.98

01:09:22.260 Fucking brilliant. 0.90

01:09:23.120 And it comes, it comes out just amazing. 0.97

01:09:25.040 Yeah.

01:09:25.500 It's pretty great.

01:09:26.680 I will say those were a harsh words that you threw at crypto man, by the way, because 1.00

01:09:31.080 he is like a professional.

01:09:33.500 What do you mean?

01:09:34.140 Dave, not so much.

01:09:35.360 He said he got some people with, like can do a little bit of rap.

01:09:40.460 He's saying crypto can actually, crypto man can actually do it.

01:09:43.240 He's like legit.

01:09:45.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:09:46.300 I don't know.

01:09:46.880 I didn't, I didn't really know these guys before we recorded.

01:09:49.060 So no, no disrespect intended.

01:09:51.380 Clint's throwing shade here.

01:09:53.520 Nah, we can rap battle if he wants beef. 0.97

01:09:57.860 All right.

01:09:59.120 I got to pull up.

01:10:00.360 Yeah, I haven't pulled up there.

01:10:01.740 So you can.

01:10:02.940 All right, let's do it.

01:10:03.760 All right.

01:10:05.440 This is a.

01:10:06.140 Freedom of time.

01:10:07.780 Mama, they got me digging my grave tonight.

01:10:11.260 I'd rather see a hole in my head than don't.

01:10:13.920 Can you just play Jango?

01:10:15.620 With a hard on.

01:10:16.560 You took all of us.

01:10:18.340 Shimmy, shimmy, shams for total surveillance. 0.77

01:10:22.300 No means, no, you totalitarian.

01:10:24.940 Totalitarians.

01:10:25.760 Fun, power, respect, and the skills to survive.

01:10:29.100 Yeah, taxation is death, mass murder in disguise.

01:10:32.580 They rule took all the Tompkins. 0.98

01:10:34.540 Don't listen to their lies.

01:10:36.080 Just war property is plundering by design. 0.67

01:10:39.460 But I won't let it affect me.

01:10:41.180 Yeah, crypto's on his grind.

01:10:42.960 It's freedom of dying.

01:10:44.540 And I'ma say it.

01:10:45.280 I'ma say it every time.

01:10:47.380 Freedom of time.

01:10:48.920 Now that they got me digging my grave tonight.

01:10:52.020 I'd rather see a hole in my head than thought that they can't deny.

01:10:57.980 Think it's gold of us.

01:11:00.580 Property is awfully clear.

01:11:02.200 You want war with me horribly.

01:11:04.120 He's reading his company. 0.99

01:11:05.540 And I'm getting awfully lonely in my motherfucking homebie. 0.98

01:11:08.960 So maybe you don't owe me. 0.97

01:11:10.660 And maybe you don't want to because you don't know what I'm about to. 0.91

01:11:14.080 And I'm awfully fucking dangerous when you treat me like a man who has forgotten where he came from. 0.84

01:11:19.100 And the blood that made it possible. 0.59

01:11:20.940 So here's my final author.

01:11:22.560 Test me further if you want to.

01:11:24.360 But neither walks away from this concert.

01:11:26.420 Clear though I don't want to.

01:11:31.100 Principal live performance. 0.97

01:11:37.440 Just brilliant how he fucking had him watching that. 0.99

01:11:40.120 That was great. 0.98

01:11:40.700 It looked pretty.

01:11:43.540 I love this verse, by the way.

01:11:46.020 I just don't need none of that.

01:11:48.180 It's Bill Gates selling.

01:11:49.220 I ain't buying.

01:11:50.080 Thoughts are lying. 0.95

01:11:50.840 Keep them dying. 0.64

01:11:51.780 FYI, I'm not complying. 0.93

01:11:53.400 Looking through their eyes if you're not denying.

01:11:55.280 Modify their DNA.

01:11:56.920 Break their spirit till they obey.

01:11:58.640 Take away their right to pray.

01:12:00.340 They will give their rights away.

01:12:02.040 Living the fear at one foot in the grave.

01:12:03.760 Had a career so we wouldn't be brave.

01:12:05.460 This is the time, yeah.

01:12:06.340 So on the line, I will not live like no slave.

01:12:08.480 Nah, nah. 1.00

01:12:09.180 And then Dan comes in and just fucking murders it. 1.00

01:12:18.920 Yeah, he does. 0.99

01:12:21.160 I was surprised his verse was as good as one.

01:12:23.900 This. 1.00

01:12:39.180 Fucking emo rage rap is so silly. 1.00

01:13:02.260 Oh, I guess there's... 1.00

01:13:30.460 Oh, yeah.

01:13:30.840 But there's still a little bit more.

01:13:41.140 Is that Call of Duty sounds in the background?

01:13:44.880 It sounds just like Call of Duty.

01:13:48.700 That's real warfare sounds in the background.

01:13:50.680 How dare you?

01:13:51.640 Yeah, that's real warfare.

01:13:54.380 That was actually pretty far, Clint.

01:13:55.720 You did a good job there.

01:13:56.540 I think everybody did a good job on that.

01:13:57.700 It was so funny, though.

01:13:59.560 Dan is 100% the emo rap guy.

01:14:02.260 It is like... 0.97

01:14:02.980 He feels it so fucking well. 0.76

01:14:05.420 I mean, it's... 0.84

01:14:06.480 I was blown away. 0.97

01:14:07.840 I mean, that video production is fucking unbelievable. 0.98

01:14:11.340 Great. 0.98

01:14:11.760 I mean, amazing.

01:14:12.680 Really good.

01:14:13.660 All praise to 10. 0.99

01:14:14.620 You shouldn't have been on the yachts in the fucking harbor 1.00

01:14:17.280 instead of in front of your computer. 1.00

01:14:19.340 You should have been jumping back and forth

01:14:20.780 and running the sand on up or whatever

01:14:22.740 while you're doing it. 1.00

01:14:23.560 You're surrounded by bitches. 1.00

01:14:25.700 What was your thought on the video? 1.00

01:14:27.640 What was your thought on the video

01:14:29.100 if you were going to do it,

01:14:30.800 if Ashton was with you,

01:14:32.080 to be able to film you?

01:14:33.420 Oh, dude.

01:14:33.820 I didn't even think about it

01:14:34.840 because I didn't have anyone here at the time.

01:14:37.400 So I don't know.

01:14:39.160 I mean, I'm sure I could come up with something cool, 0.76

01:14:41.020 but nothing nearly as fucking creative 0.91

01:14:42.640 as what Dan did. 0.70

01:14:43.780 You really have to have someone with, like...

01:14:46.100 He's obviously got tremendous video production

01:14:48.320 and probably direction experience

01:14:50.120 because that was such a genius idea

01:14:52.040 to have the camera to the left and the right

01:14:54.200 and then above him and then he falls over

01:14:55.580 and it's just great.

01:14:57.700 It's just great.

01:14:58.560 It was really good.

01:15:00.560 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:15:01.580 Jack and Fah live in Florida.

01:15:03.300 They could have definitely hooked you up.

01:15:04.800 I was about to ask.

01:15:08.620 I got to say...

01:15:10.120 I mean, I'm being serious.

01:15:10.900 They do have really good cinematography skills.

01:15:12.900 I was just going to say, 0.98

01:15:14.340 I'm not going to throw any shit at them for that. 0.94

01:15:16.260 Their video production quality is really high, 0.99

01:15:19.380 so no shit-talking there.

01:15:22.020 Yeah, it's a shame the music doesn't live up to it. 0.97

01:15:25.040 Now you're going to have them come out.

01:15:26.500 All right, you said it, Toad, not me, not Cliff.

01:15:29.900 You and Top are on this now.

01:15:31.720 You're the ones that are...

01:15:32.640 I would rock out to Tom Woods' house

01:15:35.120 in my tractor trailer.

01:15:36.700 I don't care about...

01:15:37.500 They've already unfollowed me,

01:15:38.960 so it doesn't matter. 1.00

01:15:39.600 I can talk shit if I want to. 0.99

01:15:40.500 But I'm not going to talk shit if it's not true 0.99

01:15:42.080 and it's not true that their video production 0.95

01:15:43.660 is really good, so...

01:15:45.140 No, I agree.

01:15:45.700 Well, people want to call it...

01:15:46.980 Toad said the music.

01:15:49.440 I have no further comment.

01:15:53.620 I mean, it's going to make me sound like a narcissist

01:15:56.440 to say that I think that I'm a better rapper.

01:15:58.540 I do, though.

01:15:59.280 I do think I'm a better rapper.

01:16:00.620 But I don't think I'm great, so...

01:16:02.480 I think rap stands for

01:16:04.280 retards attempting poetry, so, you know... 1.00

01:16:06.820 It seems extraordinarily appropriate

01:16:09.980 after watching that to say that.

01:16:11.320 So, yeah.

01:16:11.820 I agree.

01:16:12.740 Oh, also, just want to give a shout-out

01:16:15.260 to my boy, George Floyd.

01:16:17.720 Two years sober.

01:16:18.640 I know someone just said that.

01:16:21.280 David said two years sober today.

01:16:23.860 Yeah, man.

01:16:24.180 Was that a Neocon remover?

01:16:25.860 As Neocon remover said,

01:16:26.940 you would have loved Paris, George.

01:16:28.300 You would have loved Paris, George.

01:16:30.380 It's...

01:16:31.540 God.

01:16:32.000 Can you believe that was two years ago?

01:16:34.360 Wait, that's two years ago today?

01:16:36.560 Yeah.

01:16:37.340 Yeah, that sounds right. 0.93

01:16:38.640 It seems like a fucking decade ago to me, but... 0.96

01:16:40.840 Doesn't it? 0.96

01:16:41.520 Yeah, just...

01:16:43.240 Dude, think of all the war...

01:16:44.600 Like, think of all the...

01:16:46.380 I don't know what you guys were doing

01:16:47.580 at that point, but...

01:16:49.220 Yeah.

01:16:50.360 I was panicking about lockdowns, personally.

01:16:53.820 I started my show, like,

01:16:55.840 almost two years to the day now.

01:16:57.540 So, it was, like, right around...

01:16:58.840 It was actually in celebration

01:16:59.960 of George Floyd.

01:17:03.080 You got on, you were like,

01:17:04.280 I know I'm really scared

01:17:05.940 about these lockdowns,

01:17:06.740 but I really came on...

01:17:07.600 I wanted to start a YouTube channel

01:17:08.740 because another black man died,

01:17:10.920 and I'm so excited

01:17:11.940 that I could not hold it in anymore.

01:17:14.380 It's like we got this filth

01:17:16.340 off the street,

01:17:17.420 and I'm so happy.

01:17:19.200 The original title for my show

01:17:20.620 was Black Men Lockdown,

01:17:21.940 but I went with Liberty Lockdown,

01:17:23.080 just so people don't know.

01:17:24.860 And it was all positive.

01:17:27.520 We all come to...

01:17:27.560 We all come to libertarianism

01:17:29.280 in different ways.

01:17:30.200 Some people, it's because

01:17:30.960 they're anti-war,

01:17:31.900 and then they'll be like,

01:17:33.020 oh, okay, this whole

01:17:33.820 interesting idea of, you know,

01:17:35.760 non-aggression, I like it.

01:17:37.260 Or, you know,

01:17:37.680 it's all sorts of different ways.

01:17:38.920 For me, it was,

01:17:39.980 I wanted to say, 0.52

01:17:41.020 no Jews or blacks 1.00

01:17:42.360 in my place of business,

01:17:43.900 and then I found out

01:17:45.300 libertarianism gives you

01:17:46.620 the right to discrimination.

01:17:47.760 So, I was like, oh, okay.

01:17:48.780 So, if I got to be, like,

01:17:49.900 anti-war and, like,

01:17:51.100 anti-drug war

01:17:51.960 and all this other stuff,

01:17:52.980 like, okay, fine.

01:17:53.720 As long as it, like,

01:17:54.580 at the end of the day,

01:17:55.500 I have a philosophically

01:17:56.900 consistent view,

01:17:57.780 we're going to put that sign

01:17:59.100 above my door for good.

01:18:00.340 You are the only person

01:18:03.100 that has come through

01:18:03.940 the alt-right pipeline

01:18:05.100 that John Hudak talks about.

01:18:08.080 You're the only one.

01:18:10.400 Well, you and Cole, obviously.

01:18:11.760 Someone keeps mentioning

01:18:12.500 the Barack Obama tweet.

01:18:14.460 Isn't that good, though?

01:18:15.420 Shouldn't John Hudak be happy

01:18:16.800 if someone actually came

01:18:18.440 to libertarianism that way?

01:18:19.960 Like, they're like,

01:18:20.820 you know what?

01:18:21.380 Like, I hate these certain

01:18:22.640 groups of people,

01:18:23.240 and I don't want them

01:18:23.880 in my business,

01:18:24.480 so I'll align myself

01:18:26.500 with everything.

01:18:26.960 Isn't that, like,

01:18:27.620 technically, like,

01:18:28.260 the best outcome

01:18:28.980 you could have

01:18:29.500 from someone

01:18:30.060 who thinks that way?

01:18:31.180 No, the best outcome

01:18:32.100 is that they stop

01:18:32.980 thinking that way, Reed.

01:18:36.480 You just made me

01:18:37.320 sound really bad.

01:18:38.220 Okay, so I just...

01:18:40.020 Isn't that the best

01:18:41.820 you could hope for

01:18:42.480 is that they just

01:18:43.040 stop wanting to kill people?

01:18:45.180 They stop thinking

01:18:45.580 everybody.

01:18:47.320 Oh, Clint,

01:18:47.760 your podcast is about

01:18:48.480 to be ghetto kneeled down, 0.70

01:18:50.120 which is really fun.

01:18:50.860 I mean, you know,

01:18:51.520 times are tough, Clint.

01:18:52.400 I'll take what I can get, so...

01:18:54.400 It's about to be ghetto 1.00

01:18:55.280 kneeled down.

01:18:55.920 That's awesome.

01:18:56.500 Okay, so Matt W

01:18:58.680 in the Odyssey chat,

01:18:59.580 we should go follow us on.

01:19:00.780 Jose was in Odyssey,

01:19:02.320 and he said, 1.00

01:19:03.260 nigger, faggot, 1.00

01:19:03.900 cack, bussy. 1.00

01:19:04.840 Check his videos 0.96

01:19:05.300 monitoring the chat.

01:19:07.340 Why is he not here?

01:19:09.860 He's not in Reno. 1.00

01:19:11.040 Yeah, these fucking faggots. 1.00

01:19:14.920 His laugh makes it so much better. 1.00

01:19:17.080 All right, go ahead.

01:19:17.320 Barack Obama tweeted today,

01:19:19.220 which, you know,

01:19:20.100 he comes in,

01:19:20.840 and you know Obama,

01:19:21.640 he always has the right thing

01:19:22.460 to say at the right time.

01:19:23.700 He's very order.

01:19:25.180 I disagree, but okay.

01:19:26.560 But, you know,

01:19:26.940 it's great.

01:19:28.220 Dave was talking about this

01:19:29.100 the other day,

01:19:29.440 how Obama was a good speech giver.

01:19:31.660 He was a good just order.

01:19:32.740 Like, that's what he does best,

01:19:34.300 and he was very good at it.

01:19:35.600 He's a compelling speaker. 1.00

01:19:36.680 What he has to say is bullshit. 0.99

01:19:37.780 Yeah, compelling. 1.00

01:19:38.860 Barack Obama is really good orally,

01:19:40.960 yes. 0.99

01:19:42.400 I think he does blow his wife. 0.99

01:19:44.800 He does blow his wife. 0.99

01:19:45.880 That's true.

01:19:46.360 I didn't think about that.

01:19:47.200 Those back muscles on Michelle

01:19:48.780 really, you know...

01:19:50.160 Dude, Barack Obama

01:19:50.840 is the only president

01:19:51.920 that we've had

01:19:53.280 who can speak

01:19:54.040 in complete sentences

01:19:55.000 in the 21st century.

01:19:56.500 The only one.

01:19:57.440 So, like,

01:19:58.180 the speaking,

01:19:58.740 you do got to give it to him.

01:19:59.940 It's not a very high bar,

01:20:01.060 but it's true.

01:20:02.020 And this is kind of amazing.

01:20:03.340 We went from

01:20:05.680 strategery

01:20:06.580 to Obama,

01:20:08.180 and then we had

01:20:08.680 we need wool,

01:20:09.740 and now we have 0.99

01:20:10.340 fucking whatever 1.00

01:20:11.200 the fuck Biden is. 1.00

01:20:12.520 So, like, 1.00

01:20:12.860 we've just...

01:20:13.400 It hasn't been good.

01:20:14.940 We need wool.

01:20:20.480 Barack Obama today,

01:20:21.780 again,

01:20:22.180 another one of his main speeches,

01:20:23.080 says,

01:20:23.720 as we grieve

01:20:24.600 the children of Uvaldi today,

01:20:26.860 we should take time

01:20:27.600 to recognize

01:20:28.000 that two years have passed

01:20:28.980 since the murder

01:20:29.400 of George Floyd

01:20:30.160 under the name

01:20:31.060 of a police officer.

01:20:32.120 His killing saves us

01:20:34.420 all to this day,

01:20:35.360 especially those

01:20:35.920 who loved him.

01:20:37.600 And then he also said,

01:20:38.400 in the aftermath

01:20:38.760 of his murder,

01:20:40.260 a new generation

01:20:40.780 of activists

01:20:41.220 rose up to channel

01:20:42.020 their anguish

01:20:42.780 into organized action,

01:20:44.800 launching a movement

01:20:45.520 to raise awareness

01:20:46.180 of systematic racism

01:20:47.340 and the need

01:20:47.660 for criminal justice

01:20:48.360 and police reform.

01:20:50.200 Inspired by these

01:20:51.020 young leaders,

01:20:52.360 MBK Alliance

01:20:53.060 launched a reimagining

01:20:54.120 policing pledge

01:20:55.180 for mayors

01:20:55.600 to say,

01:20:55.880 whatever, 1.00

01:20:56.160 that's bullshit. 1.00

01:20:58.040 So, 1.00

01:20:58.600 there's a mad shooting,

01:21:00.200 and Barack Obama

01:21:01.340 can somehow

01:21:01.820 make it about

01:21:02.320 George Floyd.

01:21:03.440 And that is,

01:21:04.300 might be the best

01:21:06.160 segue,

01:21:07.100 and like,

01:21:07.420 there's like

01:21:10.540 no correlation

01:21:11.520 between,

01:21:12.020 it's that meme

01:21:12.700 of just having

01:21:13.540 dots all over

01:21:14.420 an XY graph

01:21:15.240 with just no correlation.

01:21:16.900 No,

01:21:17.160 the correlation

01:21:17.660 is that it happened

01:21:18.620 one day

01:21:19.260 before the two-year

01:21:20.220 anniversary

01:21:20.780 of George Floyd.

01:21:23.160 I mean,

01:21:23.540 yeah,

01:21:23.800 I guess so.

01:21:24.640 I mean,

01:21:24.980 is this,

01:21:25.940 was this,

01:21:26.580 now,

01:21:27.040 to them,

01:21:27.560 okay,

01:21:28.240 Rhi,

01:21:28.700 this is you,

01:21:29.620 and you,

01:21:29.860 I don't,

01:21:30.260 I can't believe

01:21:30.660 you haven't tweeted

01:21:31.080 this yet,

01:21:32.100 was this mass

01:21:33.440 shooting worse

01:21:33.880 than January 6th?

01:21:35.840 Well,

01:21:36.340 I mean,

01:21:36.820 I didn't tweet it

01:21:37.540 because it should

01:21:38.080 be obvious,

01:21:38.940 you know,

01:21:39.380 where January 6th

01:21:40.500 on the British tale,

01:21:41.700 so,

01:21:42.540 saying.

01:21:43.360 Which is number one,

01:21:44.160 always number one,

01:21:44.920 right?

01:21:45.540 I mean,

01:21:46.100 unless,

01:21:47.740 yeah,

01:21:48.000 no,

01:21:48.180 it's always number one,

01:21:49.040 pretty much.

01:21:49.720 Because democracy

01:21:50.860 matters more than kids.

01:21:52.260 This is what we've learned.

01:21:54.000 Well,

01:21:54.480 democracy is kids,

01:21:55.820 and January 6th

01:21:58.380 is murder

01:21:59.640 and mass shootings 0.98

01:22:00.520 and Trump

01:22:01.080 and Russia,

01:22:01.660 so,

01:22:01.920 yeah.

01:22:02.360 Oh,

01:22:02.700 that's true.

01:22:03.340 Yeah,

01:22:03.560 yeah,

01:22:03.720 that's true.

01:22:04.160 So,

01:22:04.400 like,

01:22:04.600 everything bad

01:22:05.780 is January 6th.

01:22:08.240 Everything that was

01:22:08.860 the worst thing

01:22:09.440 about America,

01:22:10.120 mass shootings,

01:22:11.000 Trump. 0.99

01:22:12.140 The Holocaust,

01:22:13.100 you know.

01:22:13.420 The Holocaust,

01:22:14.240 yes,

01:22:14.480 the Holocaust 0.82

01:22:14.880 is January 6th.

01:22:16.820 All these things,

01:22:18.060 and so,

01:22:18.480 like,

01:22:18.720 even now.

01:22:19.700 January 6th,

01:22:20.640 million,

01:22:21.220 you see how that works?

01:22:22.240 Like,

01:22:22.760 Holocaust, 0.55

01:22:23.400 so.

01:22:23.580 But they also believe

01:22:26.300 that January,

01:22:26.980 so,

01:22:28.340 I guess January 6th

01:22:29.060 also includes

01:22:29.760 George Floyd,

01:22:31.140 right?

01:22:31.420 Well,

01:22:31.720 yeah,

01:22:32.100 obviously.

01:22:33.940 Yeah,

01:22:34.140 January 6th

01:22:34.900 is George Floyd's death,

01:22:36.640 so.

01:22:37.500 January 6th

01:22:38.420 is every.

01:22:38.440 And it's also

01:22:38.920 Trump winning,

01:22:40.260 and it's also

01:22:41.360 Elon Musk

01:22:42.840 buying Twitter,

01:22:43.660 and it's also

01:22:44.480 9-11

01:22:45.020 and the Hold'emore.

01:22:46.600 So,

01:22:46.760 I don't think

01:22:50.540 he's overstating it,

01:22:51.320 honestly.

01:22:52.240 No, 1.00

01:22:52.720 fuck. 1.00

01:22:54.040 It makes sense. 1.00

01:22:55.580 All right,

01:22:55.900 guys,

01:22:56.320 we're about to get

01:22:57.120 out of here.

01:22:57.760 So,

01:22:57.980 real quick,

01:22:58.460 what are your

01:22:58.820 predictions that

01:22:59.600 how y'all are

01:23:00.260 going to have fun,

01:23:00.940 and Reno,

01:23:01.340 what's going to

01:23:01.660 happen?

01:23:02.120 Where can people

01:23:02.900 have to go?

01:23:03.460 Well,

01:23:03.700 you can see

01:23:04.220 what's right

01:23:04.680 behind Toad.

01:23:06.020 I don't know

01:23:06.660 if you can see it,

01:23:07.220 but there's a bed,

01:23:08.040 so things are

01:23:08.980 going to get fun

01:23:09.520 right now.

01:23:10.980 That's right.

01:23:12.240 I will be there

01:23:12.960 in 24 hours,

01:23:14.080 and I really,

01:23:15.100 really hope

01:23:15.860 that Toad 0.96

01:23:16.920 doesn't blow 1.00

01:23:17.800 Reed's asshole 1.00

01:23:18.500 out, 1.00

01:23:18.760 because I need 1.00

01:23:19.240 that shit 1.00

01:23:19.580 tighter. 1.00

01:23:20.660 I thought you were

01:23:21.400 saying you

01:23:21.980 hope I don't

01:23:22.400 blow him. 0.99

01:23:23.140 I was like, 0.99

01:23:23.840 why not?

01:23:24.540 No,

01:23:24.780 no,

01:23:24.920 no,

01:23:25.120 no.

01:23:25.140 Well,

01:23:27.620 Clint,

01:23:28.200 you're like the

01:23:28.640 same height

01:23:29.060 as me.

01:23:29.440 Toad is too

01:23:30.300 short to do

01:23:30.920 the 69 with,

01:23:32.000 so I'll save

01:23:32.840 that for you.

01:23:33.740 Thank you.

01:23:34.400 It's perfect

01:23:35.260 blowing height,

01:23:36.380 though.

01:23:37.460 No,

01:23:37.960 no,

01:23:38.100 no,

01:23:38.240 no,

01:23:38.500 but the thing

01:23:38.980 is,

01:23:39.680 Reed, 1.00

01:23:40.000 your dick 1.00

01:23:40.440 is so big, 1.00

01:23:41.400 he can scoot

01:23:42.040 down and still

01:23:43.560 get most of it

01:23:44.400 in his mouth,

01:23:45.100 because it just

01:23:45.600 reaches up to

01:23:46.320 probably your

01:23:47.160 belly button. 0.67

01:23:48.860 He can scooch

01:23:50.940 down,

01:23:51.240 so you can

01:23:51.660 get a full 0.99

01:23:52.300 suckage on 1.00

01:23:53.560 him. 0.98

01:23:53.740 That's a good

01:23:54.040 point.

01:23:54.320 He's also

01:23:55.160 like,

01:23:55.480 it's just

01:23:55.840 like,

01:23:56.600 coming at

01:23:57.280 you.

01:23:57.440 That's a good

01:23:57.580 point.

01:23:58.060 We'll experiment 0.84

01:23:59.200 after we hang

01:24:00.080 up.

01:24:01.280 Toad and Reed

01:24:02.160 are probably the

01:24:03.500 perfect gay couple,

01:24:04.400 because it's rare

01:24:05.420 that you can find

01:24:06.100 someone short

01:24:06.620 enough to deal

01:24:07.220 with the

01:24:07.720 offsetting length

01:24:08.820 of Reed's 0.75

01:24:09.600 incredible dung. 0.79

01:24:11.020 Oh, 0.96

01:24:11.260 that's true.

01:24:11.820 Yeah.

01:24:13.260 Makes sense.

01:24:14.960 How long would

01:24:17.140 you have to be in

01:24:17.820 prison before you 1.00

01:24:18.820 started to fuck 1.00

01:24:19.620 Toad, 1.00

01:24:20.220 Reed?

01:24:20.340 I don't

01:24:25.580 know,

01:24:25.680 at least an

01:24:26.120 hour,

01:24:26.560 maybe.

01:24:31.340 Well,

01:24:31.940 you see,

01:24:32.820 Reed has to

01:24:34.020 immediately dominate

01:24:35.580 the toughest man

01:24:37.160 in prison.

01:24:38.700 So,

01:24:39.140 if that's the

01:24:39.720 case,

01:24:39.980 it's going to

01:24:40.320 take a long

01:24:40.900 time for me

01:24:41.440 to work all

01:24:42.000 the way down

01:24:42.340 to Toad.

01:24:43.240 Toad,

01:24:43.620 you're safe

01:24:45.900 for a couple

01:24:46.360 of years,

01:24:46.820 man.

01:24:47.020 He's going to

01:24:47.280 work.

01:24:47.440 It depends

01:24:48.620 on how many

01:24:49.120 people are

01:24:49.540 in the prison.

01:24:51.020 However many

01:24:51.780 there are,

01:24:52.300 however long

01:24:53.060 it takes me 1.00

01:24:54.180 to fuck all 1.00

01:24:55.020 of them 1.00

01:24:55.360 and then

01:24:55.620 get to Toad.

01:24:58.460 There's probably

01:24:59.060 an algorithm.

01:25:00.000 Save the best

01:25:00.520 to last,

01:25:01.000 buddy.

01:25:01.580 Love you,

01:25:01.960 man.

01:25:02.400 And then

01:25:03.240 you all make 0.99

01:25:03.640 passionate sex. 0.99

01:25:04.780 And then he 0.99

01:25:05.120 kisses your forehead

01:25:05.860 and it's not 0.96

01:25:06.480 gay. 0.93

01:25:07.000 Yeah, 0.88

01:25:07.400 he's just like,

01:25:08.140 that's right.

01:25:08.960 Yes,

01:25:09.360 none of this

01:25:09.900 can get. 0.81

01:25:10.500 No homo. 1.00

01:25:12.080 Well,

01:25:12.600 wish us luck

01:25:13.080 at Reno.

01:25:13.620 I am Clint

01:25:14.120 Russell from

01:25:14.660 Liberty Lockdown.

01:25:15.380 You can find me

01:25:15.860 on Twitter

01:25:16.260 at Liberty Lock

01:25:16.940 Pod,

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01:25:19.320 everywhere else.

01:25:20.040 Thank you guys

01:25:20.520 so much for

01:25:21.180 tuning in.

01:25:21.940 We love you.

01:25:22.380 Make sure you

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01:25:38.380 Clint,

01:25:38.780 also,

01:25:39.080 weren't you on

01:25:39.540 someone's show

01:25:40.500 this last week?

01:25:42.100 Yeah,

01:25:42.540 I was on

01:25:42.880 Revenge of the

01:25:43.400 Sis,

01:25:43.820 which is a

01:25:44.360 great YouTube

01:25:45.160 show.

01:25:46.220 Royce,

01:25:46.720 and I'm

01:25:47.340 spacing on

01:25:47.920 his name,

01:25:48.520 Mersh,

01:25:49.020 I believe it

01:25:49.400 is,

01:25:49.940 they are 1.00

01:25:50.460 fucking 0.99

01:25:50.960 hilarious. 0.99

01:25:51.780 So make

01:25:52.360 sure you go

01:25:52.780 check out

01:25:53.120 that appearance.

01:25:53.600 It's already

01:25:53.820 got like 15,000

01:25:54.960 views,

01:25:55.280 which is really

01:25:55.700 cool.

01:25:56.820 They're funny,

01:25:58.140 man.

01:25:58.440 They are really,

01:25:59.180 really funny.

01:25:59.600 So I'm sure

01:26:00.060 we'll get them

01:26:00.440 on here one

01:26:01.560 of these days.

01:26:02.200 I was also

01:26:03.000 on other shows.

01:26:04.520 I can't remember

01:26:05.120 them all.

01:26:05.460 I'm sorry.

01:26:06.980 Yeah,

01:26:07.240 that's the only

01:26:08.960 one I remember,

01:26:09.260 the cool one.

01:26:09.740 But yeah,

01:26:10.760 I'm Tower King Cole.

01:26:11.540 We only remember

01:26:12.140 the cool one.

01:26:14.360 I'm Tower King Cole.

01:26:15.860 Follow me there

01:26:16.640 on Twitter.

01:26:17.520 And then two and a

01:26:18.100 takes,

01:26:18.420 hopefully the NBA

01:26:20.660 playoffs are going

01:26:21.200 on.

01:26:21.520 I bet Clint's

01:26:21.860 enjoying that

01:26:22.280 right now.

01:26:23.260 Watch the NBA

01:26:23.940 playoffs.

01:26:24.620 I'm going to go

01:26:24.920 watch them right

01:26:25.260 now.

01:26:25.440 Bye.

01:26:26.180 Oh yeah,

01:26:26.640 I'm probably

01:26:27.160 going to do

01:26:27.460 that too.

01:26:28.220 So let me

01:26:29.100 see Clint.

01:26:31.600 And then

01:26:32.420 Reed,

01:26:33.600 Reed Toad

01:26:34.640 finishes out.

01:26:35.120 Yeah,

01:26:35.400 I am Reed

01:26:36.100 Coverdale,

01:26:36.780 host of the

01:26:37.420 Naturalist

01:26:38.000 Capitalist.

01:26:38.740 I'm the only

01:26:39.480 Reed Coverdale

01:26:40.200 and the only

01:26:40.900 Naturalist Capitalist.

01:26:42.180 So go Google

01:26:42.600 either of them.

01:26:43.560 My show is on

01:26:44.360 YouTube,

01:26:45.160 Odyssey,

01:26:45.640 Spotify,

01:26:46.240 Apple Podcasts,

01:26:47.140 blah, blah, blah,

01:26:47.600 all that.

01:26:48.640 And yeah,

01:26:49.660 I might not be

01:26:50.720 doing a show

01:26:51.500 until the Four

01:26:52.560 Horsemen on the

01:26:53.320 19th of June.

01:26:54.640 I've got a 0.99

01:26:55.380 fucking busy 0.99

01:26:56.300 few weeks. 0.99

01:26:57.080 So we'll see.

01:26:58.540 But go subscribe

01:26:59.480 anyway.

01:27:00.940 Yeah.

01:27:02.140 That's almost

01:27:02.680 a month from

01:27:03.380 now, dude.

01:27:04.580 Yes,

01:27:04.980 I've got a lot 1.00

01:27:05.720 of shit going 1.00

01:27:06.280 on. 1.00

01:27:06.520 I will be

01:27:06.920 living in

01:27:07.400 New Hampshire

01:27:07.980 by the next

01:27:08.780 time.

01:27:09.340 Yeah.

01:27:11.700 Reed and I

01:27:12.580 are both

01:27:12.860 going to be

01:27:13.120 at Porkfest

01:27:13.880 and Clint

01:27:14.360 will be as

01:27:14.920 well.

01:27:15.720 Correct.

01:27:16.260 I mean,

01:27:16.440 how comfy

01:27:17.220 is that

01:27:18.160 Justin O'Donnell

01:27:19.720 carper box

01:27:22.180 that you're

01:27:22.980 living in with

01:27:23.520 them?

01:27:23.940 Is it really

01:27:24.360 that comfortable

01:27:24.900 that can fit

01:27:25.420 both of you?

01:27:25.720 Well,

01:27:26.340 if I get to

01:27:26.960 sleep on top

01:27:27.800 of Justin,

01:27:28.360 it's pretty

01:27:28.740 soft.

01:27:29.320 But if he's

01:27:29.720 on top of

01:27:30.200 me,

01:27:30.440 it's not.

01:27:32.520 It's very

01:27:33.040 warm under

01:27:33.700 him.

01:27:34.680 But it's

01:27:35.940 also greasy

01:27:36.680 and hairy 0.55

01:27:37.440 and, you

01:27:38.000 know,

01:27:38.300 it's just,

01:27:39.140 I don't

01:27:39.260 know.

01:27:42.120 He's got a

01:27:42.760 lot of other 0.88

01:27:43.180 men's jizz 0.98

01:27:43.980 in his beard. 0.94

01:27:44.940 Oh, yeah.

01:27:45.380 He's going to

01:27:45.720 like,

01:27:46.000 you'll watch

01:27:46.280 that for

01:27:46.560 all the men's 0.96

01:27:47.100 jizz.

01:27:48.960 Reed is going

01:27:51.740 to be living

01:27:52.080 with Justin

01:27:52.540 temporarily,

01:27:53.240 but Justin

01:27:53.680 actually permanently

01:27:55.120 lives in a

01:27:56.340 tent, 0.99

01:27:57.000 his gay 1.00

01:27:57.580 orgy tent 1.00

01:27:58.260 on the 0.86

01:27:58.520 Porkfest

01:27:58.940 campground.

01:28:00.060 By the way,

01:28:00.800 if you didn't

01:28:01.120 hear,

01:28:01.340 I'm actually

01:28:01.820 living with

01:28:02.580 Phil LeBont,

01:28:03.740 the sticker

01:28:04.260 of All That

01:28:04.700 Remains.

01:28:05.080 That's no

01:28:05.460 joke.

01:28:05.900 That is who

01:28:06.260 I'm moving

01:28:06.540 in with.

01:28:07.460 Are you

01:28:08.300 serious?

01:28:09.440 Wait, you

01:28:09.940 didn't know

01:28:10.220 that?

01:28:10.460 Yeah, no.

01:28:10.960 No, that's

01:28:11.340 pretty cool,

01:28:12.080 dude.

01:28:12.760 Yeah, 100%.

01:28:14.400 I'm jealous

01:28:15.300 of all the 1.00

01:28:15.880 gay sex 1.00

01:28:16.740 they'll be having. 1.00

01:28:17.260 I'm jealous

01:28:17.780 of all that

01:28:18.400 remains of 0.99

01:28:19.020 gay sex. 1.00

01:28:20.600 I'm jealous 1.00

01:28:21.520 of all that

01:28:22.220 will remain

01:28:22.800 of Reed's 1.00

01:28:23.300 asshole. 1.00

01:28:25.120 You need 1.00

01:28:26.620 to let us

01:28:27.080 know how

01:28:27.820 big his 1.00

01:28:28.220 penis is. 1.00

01:28:29.000 I don't 0.98

01:28:29.160 care what

01:28:29.460 you have to

01:28:32.000 do.

01:28:32.660 Phil is

01:28:33.300 about

01:28:33.580 height so

01:28:36.280 we can

01:28:36.580 test the 0.99

01:28:37.000 penis thing 1.00

01:28:37.540 out again.

01:28:38.340 Toad's

01:28:38.860 height?

01:28:40.380 Yeah, he's

01:28:40.800 about to say

01:28:41.240 maybe he's a

01:28:41.960 hair taller.

01:28:42.740 He's a little

01:28:43.240 bit taller.

01:28:44.560 I guess he's

01:28:46.180 like Jose.

01:28:46.920 He's just 1.00

01:28:47.200 fucking jacked. 1.00

01:28:48.520 Yeah, he's 1.00

01:28:48.960 jacked. 0.68

01:28:49.920 Hell yeah. 0.97

01:28:53.000 I am an

01:28:53.680 arc of 0.77

01:28:54.020 toad.

01:28:54.400 Obviously, you

01:28:54.940 know who the 1.00

01:28:55.260 fuck I am. 0.99

01:28:56.400 Next week, I 1.00

01:28:57.340 believe we'll be

01:28:57.940 starting whatever

01:28:59.820 we're calling it

01:29:00.520 out.

01:29:00.840 Alex June's

01:29:02.040 our June

01:29:02.720 conspiracy

01:29:03.380 series.

01:29:04.600 We're going to 0.73

01:29:05.180 be kicking that

01:29:05.780 off with

01:29:06.340 Crypt Daddy, I

01:29:07.140 believe next

01:29:08.220 week.

01:29:09.320 And I don't

01:29:09.980 know what

01:29:10.660 we're going to

01:29:10.920 be talking about

01:29:11.480 specifically, but

01:29:12.440 some conspiracy

01:29:13.680 of his choosing. 1.00

01:29:14.680 So fuck 1.00

01:29:15.060 yeah. 1.00

01:29:15.800 Let's go.

01:29:17.040 Oh, yeah.

01:29:17.560 Everybody.

01:29:18.120 Love you guys.

01:29:18.620 Love you too.

Tower Gang - May 30, 2022

Ep 71 - 4 Dudes, 1 Truck

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