Tower Gang - Ep 74 - Beefin' w⧸ Josh Denny

00:00:00.740 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.260 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.940 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets. 1.00

00:00:08.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.880 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.980 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:14.140 And now, now.

00:00:16.420 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:21.040 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:23.040 That's right. 0.99

00:00:24.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:26.200 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.240 What? 1.00

00:00:30.740 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.320 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.760 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.720 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:38.000 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.660 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.420 Free! 1.00

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00:00:45.480 Fuck you, Fat Dave. 1.00

00:00:46.900 Welcome, everybody, to the Tower Power Hour. 1.00

00:00:48.940 We are joined, as always, by the homie at Anarcho underscore Toad. 1.00

00:00:54.260 What's up, Toad?

00:00:55.060 That's right.

00:00:55.880 Don't talk to me.

00:00:56.980 I'm still doing the introduction.

00:00:57.980 We got the host of No Way...

00:01:00.140 More professionalism here, please.

00:01:02.640 We got the host of No Way Jose.

00:01:04.820 Jose got us on in the building.

00:01:06.400 We got the host of Two and a Half Tanks to Arcane Coal, even though I'm not sure that they

00:01:10.040 still do that show because they are flaky African-Americans. 1.00

00:01:13.380 And I am Clint Russell, the host of Liberty Lockdown, and we are joined, finally... 0.64

00:01:19.040 You know, a lot of comedians say that they're just joking when they say racist stuff.

00:01:23.440 No, no, no.

00:01:24.140 Not with this guy. 1.00

00:01:25.180 We have a genuine fucking white supremacist on the show. 1.00

00:01:28.220 Josh Denny, welcome. 1.00

00:01:29.440 That'll be good for the old reel.

00:01:35.400 Clint, you do realize he's been on the show before, right?

00:01:37.860 Yeah, I know.

00:01:38.600 Oh, okay.

00:01:39.360 But he's gotten more racist. 0.95

00:01:40.200 Not as a white supremacist, though.

00:01:41.840 This is my coming out.

00:01:43.200 Isn't it funny that, like, if you come out of the closet as gay, like, they want to put 1.00

00:01:49.680 you on their shoulders and carry around, like, the end of the movie Rudy, but if you come

00:01:53.600 out of the closet as racist, not as much fanfare.

00:01:57.660 The real ones discriminated against, like, the most discriminated...

00:02:01.520 People say libertarians, but it's really the racists.

00:02:03.900 I mean, everybody hates them, and I just want to show them a little love.

00:02:07.680 There's no one more discriminated against than a racist libertarian, so, yeah.

00:02:11.220 Oh, there's no such thing as a non-racist libertarian.

00:02:15.500 Aren't you paying attention, Clint?

00:02:17.140 The ideology itself is just utterly racist. 0.99

00:02:20.420 Ignore all the black ones that think they're libertarians. 1.00

00:02:24.460 Hey, I support the racists as well. 0.99

00:02:26.800 Those are, like, the slaves that they let in the house and put suits on, and they're like,

00:02:30.760 we're like regular people, and they go, sure thing.

00:02:33.260 Sure thing, buddy.

00:02:34.640 You tell yourself that.

00:02:35.600 We've just come to the point where we're so racist that we just unite with other races

00:02:40.200 of different races, and we just combine together with our hate and let it stew. 0.96

00:02:43.700 It's beautiful.

00:02:44.440 Well, yeah.

00:02:45.420 Monchere is just the LP.

00:02:46.500 That's basically what Martin Luther King was talking about in his speech.

00:02:49.820 Monchere is just the LP's house nigga, so... 1.00

00:02:52.560 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.94

00:02:54.460 Yeah, what a...

00:02:55.160 Take it back.

00:02:55.980 I still can never get used to the LP as the term for Libertarian Party because I was a

00:03:03.300 big fan of...

00:03:04.260 Big fan.

00:03:05.260 Of Little People Big World long before I was, you know, into the world of libertarianism.

00:03:10.320 So now, when I hear LPs, I think little people.

00:03:13.520 Little people. 0.82

00:03:14.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:14.720 And so when people are like, we're going to this LP convention, I'm like, ooh, shit. 0.99

00:03:19.660 What are you guys into some freaky sex stuff? 0.99

00:03:21.980 They go, no, no. 0.92

00:03:22.460 We're going to go, it's a Mises caucus thing, and I go, oh.

00:03:26.320 Now I'm wondering if, like, boner for nothing. 0.95

00:03:29.000 Now I'm wondering if there's a porn category.

00:03:30.840 You know how, like, BBC, BBW, they all have, like, little abbreviations?

00:03:33.620 Is it just, like, LP?

00:03:34.620 You just type that in?

00:03:35.180 Yeah, it's Little P.

00:03:36.880 Yeah.

00:03:37.280 No, it's LPP.

00:03:38.380 Fun fact.

00:03:39.540 If you...

00:03:40.460 I was doing some research for a bit, you know, so that this is less creepy to share.

00:03:45.620 But I typed in retarded porn on the internet to see what would come up, and it actually 1.00

00:03:52.440 just gave me a bunch of pictures of regular women. 0.79

00:03:55.400 So I was like, oh, I had no idea. 0.98

00:04:00.960 I watch retarded porn all the time, so... 1.00

00:04:04.340 Do you really? 0.99

00:04:05.080 Is it a real genre, Toad, or do you have to be on the dark web to get it? 1.00

00:04:08.460 It's lesbian porn. 1.00

00:04:09.360 I think it uses face ID, but you have to have Toad's exact computer chair and face to 0.99

00:04:15.020 unlock it.

00:04:17.060 It's like, you have to wear...

00:04:19.540 You have to have, like, our face and our glasses, and then something nerdy in the background

00:04:24.820 where they're like, incel, look, detected. 0.99

00:04:28.180 And then it opens up, and you can look at actual retarded people fucking. 1.00

00:04:32.400 I thought it was just going to be webcam footage of Toad jerking off, but... 1.00

00:04:36.520 Do you wonder if there was retarded porno? 1.00

00:04:39.940 Do you think if you watch it, you'd be like, wow, they're actually, like, way more human 0.98

00:04:43.980 than we are, like, when you watch their reality shows.

00:04:46.280 I just wonder, because I'm pretty sure there has to be.

00:04:49.180 I think it just... 0.99

00:04:51.160 I believe there has to be retarded porn. 1.00

00:04:54.300 Dude, I think it just exists on the regular internet, because, like, we're seeing, like, 1.00

00:04:57.920 you know, we have that, like, Down syndrome, Victoria's Secret model and shit. 0.99

00:05:02.640 Like, you know there's, like, there's downer porn. 0.99

00:05:05.240 I have a 10-minute piece opening up my set about it.

00:05:09.900 It's, like, one of my controversial woods.

00:05:13.100 Yeah, it's just...

00:05:14.520 Well, I mean, listen, if we're all being honest here, I'd be willing to bet every single one 0.99

00:05:18.720 of us saw that chick and was like, I've definitely fucked an uglier chick than that. 1.00

00:05:22.140 For sure. 1.00

00:05:23.620 For sure.

00:05:24.880 What's crazier is the retarded Victoria's Secret model was definitely prettier than the cover 1.00

00:05:32.680 SI swimsuit model. 0.73

00:05:34.480 Like, it's not even close.

00:05:35.840 Oh, yeah.

00:05:36.280 It's not even close.

00:05:38.100 Respectfully.

00:05:38.420 Boy, how bad is fat-shaming getting now, where people are like, if you... 1.00

00:05:42.220 Listen, if it's Lizzo or if it's a retarded bitch, give me the retarded bitch. 1.00

00:05:45.760 Dude, listen, man. 1.00

00:05:46.620 Listen, man.

00:05:47.180 You put a paper bag on her head, you don't even know. 1.00

00:05:49.720 Did I ever tell you guys how I fucked a bitch with a club foot? 1.00

00:05:52.820 Did you tell... 1.00

00:05:53.180 You put a plastic one over her head? 1.00

00:05:54.600 She won't know either.

00:05:58.400 That's like...

00:05:59.060 What is it?

00:05:59.660 What is it?

00:05:59.960 That's so dark.

00:06:00.800 That's so dark.

00:06:02.400 What is a club foot?

00:06:03.580 I don't know what a club foot is.

00:06:04.540 It's like, you know, the kind of like walk thing? 1.00

00:06:07.240 Oh, you fucking gimp. 1.00

00:06:09.000 All right, cool. 1.00

00:06:09.400 Yeah, but my point being is that like, it made me think of the retarded chick on Victoria's 1.00

00:06:15.580 Secret because she like, only kind of slightly looks retarded. 1.00

00:06:18.600 Like, if you look at it... 0.70

00:06:19.860 That's most of them.

00:06:20.780 Yeah.

00:06:21.100 That's most of them I'm going to say.

00:06:22.000 What do you think is the red line of how retarded somebody looks is? 1.00

00:06:30.380 My point being is you could totally fuck her and the next morning be like, oh shit, I was 1.00

00:06:33.600 drunk and don't realize. 1.00

00:06:35.220 And the same thing happened with a club foot chick. 1.00

00:06:36.760 I didn't know it until the next day when she was walking out and I was like, oh, what 0.99

00:06:39.380 the fuck did I do? 0.99

00:06:40.620 You thought she was drunk and just stumbling and then you're like, oh, you walk like that 1.00

00:06:43.980 all the time?

00:06:44.900 Jesus Christ.

00:06:45.800 This reminds me, we're talking about like a retardation and a lot of people don't realize 1.00

00:06:50.160 that it comes from inbreeding.

00:06:52.040 And anytime that comes up, it reminds me of the time that Gavin was on Rogan and he

00:06:57.800 was like, well, you know, like a lot of the people in the Middle East and like the Jews

00:07:01.820 and everything is like a lot of their features and stuff is because of like centuries and

00:07:04.940 centuries of inbreeding. 0.97

00:07:05.800 And Rogan thought that Gavin was doing a bit and he thought he was being fucking crazy 0.79

00:07:11.120 because no dude, like look it up.

00:07:12.400 Like we researched this on Vice back in the day.

00:07:14.520 Like it's a real, it's a real problem.

00:07:16.620 It's a real part of the thing.

00:07:17.860 And then Rogan has Jamie pull it up and it's, and he has all the scientific data that backs

00:07:23.260 like, yes, such a significant portion of the Middle East is like inbred. 0.94

00:07:27.700 And then Rogan's like, uh, yeah, let's take it down.

00:07:30.000 Let's move on to something.

00:07:31.380 I was like, oh, you don't like that the truth is like, unfortunately, just, you know, not

00:07:39.400 very pleasant for some, uh, you know, groups of people.

00:07:43.340 This is like a well-known thing I would love to get into.

00:07:46.220 Yeah.

00:07:46.620 I mean, this is a well-known thing you have, you have like the sickle cell and you have

00:07:50.120 the blood, the blood thinning issue with the Royal family.

00:07:53.360 Cause they inbreed so often.

00:07:54.660 Yeah.

00:07:55.000 It is what it is. 0.95

00:07:56.260 That's why their facial features are hideous. 0.92

00:07:59.240 Like the, the, the racial propaganda against Jews and Indians throughout history is based 0.81

00:08:06.240 on the fact that there was a lot of inbreeding in those cultures for centuries.

00:08:11.280 What I don't understand is why, why, why are, why are Jews have such high IQ if they have 1.00

00:08:15.900 such an issue with inbreeding?

00:08:18.620 Well, I mean, you know, there's gotta be some positive benefit to it, right?

00:08:22.680 Okay.

00:08:23.020 So like you were like, the upside is completely split.

00:08:26.600 Let's be real.

00:08:27.280 They're both still white.

00:08:28.720 No, I'm kidding.

00:08:29.380 There is collective breeding going on.

00:08:31.320 Like, I mean, I, you guys like us know I am in the breeding world and that's the thing

00:08:34.360 that happens is like you'll breed for certain traits. 0.99

00:08:36.800 And what will happen is you have to be a dog, but you'll be really fucked up. 0.99

00:08:41.180 What are you, what are you, studding Puerto Ricans out there in the back? 1.00

00:08:43.540 I was going to say, I wonder if porn stars refer to themselves as that. 0.97

00:08:46.720 I'm in the, I'm in the breeding, breeding business.

00:08:50.020 No, no.

00:08:50.700 It's a totally different business where you're actually trying to create babies.

00:08:55.040 Yeah.

00:08:55.520 No, I legit sell hairless cats.

00:08:57.620 So if anyone in the Florida area wants a hairless cat, hit me up.

00:09:01.140 Nice. 0.99

00:09:02.080 He still just means chicks with bald vaginas. 1.00

00:09:04.380 Yes. 0.99

00:09:04.600 That's exactly what I mean.

00:09:05.840 Yes.

00:09:06.120 Yeah, man.

00:09:06.660 I mean, it's so funny.

00:09:08.160 We're, I don't know if any of you guys are like Marvel fans, but we're watching the new

00:09:11.400 show Ms. Marvel and in episode two, spoiler, everybody, she's out with a boy and her brother,

00:09:18.800 she's a Pakistani Muslim girl and her brother like sees her and she, and, and she's like,

00:09:24.100 oh no, I can't be out with a boy.

00:09:25.520 And when she comes in, she goes, oh, this is our cousin that you don't know from like

00:09:30.920 a distant relative.

00:09:32.320 And my girlfriend goes, why is that better? 1.00

00:09:33.800 And I go, well, those are the only boys they're allowed to fuck. 1.00

00:09:38.400 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:09:39.280 Wait, was her brother just mad because she was supposed to be fucking him? 1.00

00:09:42.820 No, no. 1.00

00:09:43.320 He was there with his blood.

00:09:44.720 It's Disney. 0.78

00:09:45.300 So he has a black Muslim wife who's sassy and she's hip and she's like, oh, this, your 1.00

00:09:49.900 cousin. 0.55

00:09:51.740 We'll see about that. 0.99

00:09:53.120 You can't pull the wool over black woman's eyes now. 1.00

00:09:56.820 They just, every, every, that's what Disney's answer was to the trope of the magical Negro 0.77

00:10:02.160 in movies was like, oh, you guys don't like that.

00:10:04.400 That's in some movies.

00:10:05.560 We'll just put it in all of them.

00:10:06.780 So wait, is that just what like the, the Southern Muslim people sound like?

00:10:11.420 So they're like the Muslim people that are in Africa or something? 0.96

00:10:14.560 No, that's just how all black people sound in my head. 1.00

00:10:18.000 I told this, I told, I told this story had Dick Masters podcast that my dad is like favorite

00:10:23.380 genre of comedy is how black people probably say words, but it's so true. 1.00

00:10:30.020 Like we'll just be talking and he'll just start saying something as a black person on the phone. 0.56

00:10:35.640 And it's, uh, it's hilarious.

00:10:37.460 It just is. 0.81

00:10:38.700 That'd be something that I wish my dad was that racist.

00:10:41.900 Yeah.

00:10:43.180 I love that. 0.98

00:10:43.920 Your, your impersonation of black people sounds like foghorn, leghorn, you know? 0.99

00:10:47.220 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:47.780 I do declare.

00:10:48.720 I don't know what it is.

00:10:56.500 I think I just, I think I just gravitate towards that.

00:10:58.960 That's just my favorite voice to do in general is just the Southern, you know, just the Southern

00:11:04.220 gentleman, because I feel like you can say the most, it's like the Calvin candy effect. 1.00

00:11:08.240 Like you could say the most horrific shit. 1.00

00:11:10.740 Uh, and it just sounds ridiculous. 0.99

00:11:13.660 Like, uh, it's like that scene in Django when, when they're coming up to the house and Sam 0.96

00:11:18.620 Jack's like, you want me to treat him like white folks? 0.84

00:11:20.900 And he says, I didn't say that good.

00:11:23.520 Now did I?

00:11:24.060 I feel like it's, it's similar to being old where you can just kind of get away with saying

00:11:30.540 whatever.

00:11:31.600 Yeah.

00:11:32.120 It's just kind of expected.

00:11:33.480 Yeah.

00:11:33.920 I want to, I want to give a shout out to the Aussie chat right now.

00:11:36.540 I see all in there.

00:11:37.100 You guys are having a lot of fun. 1.00

00:11:38.240 Uh, a lot of good shit going on in there. 1.00

00:11:40.040 A lot of, you know, roasting the fuck of like everyone on here. 1.00

00:11:42.540 And it's, it's amazing. 0.98

00:11:43.580 I love Odyssey live chat.

00:11:44.980 It's the worst and the best of people for the same reasons.

00:11:47.880 That's the, uh, the, uh, the soy Jack, uh, like.

00:11:54.720 They definitely wasn't because they say you, you, you look totally clipping that right

00:11:59.260 now, by the way, he's in the chat.

00:12:01.880 That's funny.

00:12:03.860 Josh, do you watch all, do you watch all like the Marvel shows and films and everything?

00:12:08.100 Are you just a really big moral fan or you just do it for content?

00:12:11.440 Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, I, no, I grew up.

00:12:13.740 I was a big, like, I was big in a, I liked the, um, I liked the violent, darker comics.

00:12:19.220 So I was like really into daredevil and punisher and stuff when I was a kid. 0.99

00:12:22.700 And my, my older brother, uh, who died a couple of years ago, he was really into that shit 0.98

00:12:27.900 and he was a really good artist. 0.98

00:12:29.160 He could have been a phenomenal comic book artist if he, if he ever pursued it.

00:12:32.500 But, um, he was like really into that stuff.

00:12:35.560 And then just by nature of, you know, you, you get into what your older brother's into.

00:12:38.960 I, I got into it too.

00:12:40.500 So, and my mom, when she divorced my dad, like one of her first boyfriends was like a real 0.99

00:12:45.480 fucking comic book nerd. 0.98

00:12:46.920 Like he had filing cabinets with comics in the plastic in his apartment. 0.99

00:12:52.340 And he used to, like, I remember he would have ones that he would like, let us read.

00:12:56.580 He'd be like, you can read this one.

00:12:57.720 And I'd be like, well, what about the one that comes before this?

00:12:59.600 He goes, nah, it's a number two.

00:13:00.600 You can't read that because you can't even, it was a, you can't even touch it.

00:13:05.340 Yeah.

00:13:05.920 You'd be like, you're not my real dad.

00:13:07.600 And then he'd have you a daredevil number one.

00:13:09.400 And you're like, all right, baby. 0.98

00:13:10.620 I was like, yeah, this is why my mom's eventually going to leave you for a black guy. 1.00

00:13:14.340 How's that for time travel? 0.85

00:13:15.460 That's action comics.

00:13:16.700 Number one.

00:13:17.320 You can't touch that.

00:13:18.340 Yeah.

00:13:18.580 He's like, not without tweezers.

00:13:19.960 I go, what are we jerking each other off?

00:13:22.860 So I wanted to get into the meat of the show here and the meat of the show is we really

00:13:26.780 want to talk. 0.97

00:13:27.260 This is obviously conspiracy month, whatever the fuck we decided to 0.94

00:13:30.580 brand it, which I've already forgotten. 0.95

00:13:32.000 Jones in for June.

00:13:33.400 Jones in for June.

00:13:34.080 And I wanted to start off with what I find to be the most egregious crisis actors of them

00:13:40.240 all, which are children in school shootings. 0.99

00:13:45.160 It's just, it's unbelievable that these kids, they can't get a fucking regular job in Hollywood. 0.99

00:13:51.880 So now they have to pretend to die. 1.00

00:13:54.180 That's what they're all about.

00:13:55.220 And I think we all know it. 0.98

00:13:56.480 So let's just fucking be honest about it. 0.99

00:13:57.900 They're all frauds. 1.00

00:13:58.940 They're fakes. 0.97

00:13:59.560 None of them die. 1.00

00:14:01.500 And Sandy Hook is the biggest con in the fucking history of the world. 0.97

00:14:04.760 Did you guys ever see the Sacha Baron Cohen movie, Bruno? 0.98

00:14:10.700 Yes.

00:14:11.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:14:11.380 It's fucking great. 0.99

00:14:12.360 One of my favorite memories of that is watching it in a theater in Minnesota and watching people 1.00

00:14:17.220 walk out when he started twirling his dick on the screen. 0.99

00:14:21.200 It's a great movie. 1.00

00:14:22.020 Of just people on a date like, I will not sit here for this faggotry. 1.00

00:14:27.420 But they did the same thing in Jackass. 0.99

00:14:31.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:32.580 But they just, they walk out of it.

00:14:34.940 And, uh, but what was funny about that is that I was getting to the casting.

00:14:38.700 Remember when he was doing the casting for the babies and like just listening to the kind 0.98

00:14:43.940 of shit that parents would sign off on just to get their kid cast in something. 0.98

00:14:48.220 That's why I laugh when people go, you really think parents out there, American parents would 1.00

00:14:54.220 take money to let their kids pretend to be in a, yes, yes, yes, they would do much worse

00:15:00.680 than that.

00:15:01.160 As we're seeing recently, listen, it's like, I would, I have a price.

00:15:10.240 It's high, but I have a price.

00:15:12.080 I will sell my kid to the state.

00:15:15.580 I mean, it's, it's going to be $10,000,000.

00:15:17.140 No, no, no, just the performance, just the performance.

00:15:19.180 Yeah, they don't even die, dude.

00:15:20.400 Yeah.

00:15:20.560 You wouldn't human traffic.

00:15:21.660 Like you would just traffic their ability, their skills, right?

00:15:24.440 Oh, you're talking about them actually dying.

00:15:25.680 Okay.

00:15:25.820 It's different.

00:15:26.280 They're just like, Oh, go act, pretend to get shot.

00:15:28.680 No, yeah.

00:15:29.460 Pretend to die.

00:15:30.260 Or if you're like David Hogg, you don't even have to pretend to die.

00:15:32.880 You just have to pretend that you were there.

00:15:34.600 And then all of a sudden you're immediately famous.

00:15:38.580 Yeah. 0.51

00:15:38.960 That's, that's super gross.

00:15:40.320 I mean, I, you know, I don't listen.

00:15:42.360 I, I, I think it's even more pernicious than that.

00:15:44.480 I don't think, I don't think the families are crisis actor or the kids are pretending.

00:15:49.140 I just think the government's going in and killing citizens to try to get their way.

00:15:53.200 I unironically kind of believe that.

00:15:55.100 Yeah.

00:15:56.800 I'm going to be, I'm going to be totally honest.

00:15:58.460 I, I agree with you actually to a large extent, but I don't think that they're crisis actors

00:16:03.080 at all.

00:16:03.440 I don't know.

00:16:03.780 I don't understand how you could like cover up.

00:16:05.540 Like, I know that they always run these clips of like, look at this person.

00:16:08.380 They look like they were interviewed outside of Sandy Hook.

00:16:10.440 And now 15 years later, they look, and I'm like, that doesn't look really like the same

00:16:13.620 person.

00:16:13.740 My favorite is when they show like casting profiles of people or the kids and they're

00:16:18.860 like, look, they're actors.

00:16:19.880 And I go, listen, I hate to tell you, but a lot of people in this country think they were

00:16:23.280 actors at some point.

00:16:24.680 So that could actually just be a disgusting coincidence.

00:16:28.340 The only one, the only one that got me was, and it's still out there somewhere, if you can

00:16:31.760 find it.

00:16:32.320 Um, the video, the, the, like the mom or dad that was about to give the press conference

00:16:37.440 after Sandy Hook.

00:16:38.720 And it's just like yucking it up with some people in the background.

00:16:42.420 And then like, they realized the camera's on and immediately start crying.

00:16:46.500 Like that one is like the weirdest, but that is weird.

00:16:49.700 I understand though, people process grief differently and you don't understand what a bird and children

00:16:53.940 are.

00:16:54.220 So yeah, he's like, I'm single again. 0.98

00:16:58.820 This is fucking amazing. 0.98

00:16:59.620 Well, isn't it, isn't it weird? 0.98

00:17:02.080 Um, isn't it strange that of all the quote unquote cancelable jokes I've told, right?

00:17:08.160 Uh, like the other day I just said, like, uh, can we count down until Amber Heard comes

00:17:13.180 out as gay or trans to try to save her career?

00:17:15.460 And that infuriated the LGBTQ community where they, they, they've completely tried to, they're 0.99

00:17:20.840 still trying to get my food network show canceled again, uh, which is hilarious.

00:17:25.180 But I actually tweeted, I was like, why are we so upset about this Sandy Hook thing?

00:17:32.460 These parents just got the biggest cut to their cost of living expense ever.

00:17:38.140 Right.

00:17:38.700 Like, uh, and it, and it was like, man, it's like the most, like the most hardcore joke 0.53

00:17:45.380 I ever, and that, I think it got like fucking two retweets or something. 0.84

00:17:49.160 You know what's ridiculous about that though? 0.94

00:17:51.380 Is that Janet Yellen was actually on national TV making that exact same argument for abortion. 0.97

00:17:56.860 Right.

00:17:57.860 Just a month ago.

00:17:58.780 She did.

00:18:00.100 Well, so, all right.

00:18:01.060 So here's my theory.

00:18:01.880 I think that there's just too much weird about the Uvalde Uvalde shooting that I can't come

00:18:07.540 to any other conclusion that the government was in on that one.

00:18:10.560 Like, I don't know about Sandy Hook.

00:18:11.880 I really don't, but the Uvalde one is so bizarre. 1.00

00:18:14.720 You have them standing outside of the school for over a fucking hour, arresting parents that 0.96

00:18:19.620 are trying to get in there to save their child. 0.99

00:18:21.700 That is like, it's just so egregious.

00:18:24.660 Like the negligence gets to a point of like, all right, this has to be malice, but I could

00:18:29.060 be wrong.

00:18:29.540 Yeah.

00:18:29.860 They were stopping parents, right?

00:18:32.440 Malice did it. 0.99

00:18:33.920 Dude, they were fucking, they were tackling and like trying to cuff fathers and mothers 0.99

00:18:38.960 and you have kids literally bleeding out inside that school in real time, calling, begging 1.00

00:18:47.300 the police to come in to save them.

00:18:48.900 And the cops are arresting their parents standing outside.

00:18:51.240 I just, give me, give me another explanation.

00:18:54.320 I just, I can't come up with anything.

00:18:57.120 Yeah.

00:18:57.560 I just think I, I, the one that really sticks out to me is the Buffalo one.

00:19:01.240 Like, you know, I, I, I would be so quick to say that I think the ones like, for instance,

00:19:06.780 Buffalo, it's like, okay, so let me get this straight guy live streams, right? 0.99

00:19:11.840 He's got racist shit written down the stock of his gun barrel in the sight line of his 1.00

00:19:16.780 GoPro. 1.00

00:19:17.120 All right, hold on.

00:19:18.780 That's, I mean, we all have that, don't we?

00:19:21.260 I mean, that's just, that's just normal.

00:19:23.340 Yeah, I don't know if you guys know that.

00:19:24.440 That's what that factory barrel shaft is on an AR.

00:19:27.840 It comes like that.

00:19:28.820 You gotta, you gotta wipe all that stuff off if you don't want it.

00:19:31.940 For the record, I think Cole does have that on his, on his AR, but it's just because he's

00:19:36.180 being set up by the feds as we speak.

00:19:38.320 It's there ironically.

00:19:41.100 Yeah, and then, and then of course, like, and then what I think is hilarious, this kid,

00:19:44.620 right, supposed to be 18 years old.

00:19:46.140 If you watch the video, he's literally moving through that thing with military precision.

00:19:50.920 His hands aren't shaking at all, which could just be the SSRIs. 0.58

00:19:55.240 And I'm going to guess he's never been in the military.

00:19:58.560 I'm just kidding.

00:19:59.160 Yeah, yeah, but that's my point.

00:20:00.680 He's like 18, he's not in the military and he's doing this and streaming the entire thing.

00:20:06.620 Magically, the streams don't get taken down, right?

00:20:09.000 Like if we throw an N-bomb out on YouTube, we're going to be down in five minutes.

00:20:12.660 But yet this guy's streams came down and then.

00:20:14.980 Let's test that.

00:20:15.660 Let's test that.

00:20:16.500 We already did.

00:20:17.980 The police had the manifesto before the story even broke, right?

00:20:21.980 Or the media had the manifesto before the story broke.

00:20:25.700 And then what's crazy to me is there was an article that came out the very next day that said,

00:20:30.140 here's why none of the social media platforms are successful in taking down the footage of this shooter.

00:20:35.740 And I wanted to be like, you have a press release, a whole story written and ready to go the next day

00:20:41.000 about why it stayed on the internet the entire day. 0.98

00:20:44.380 It stayed on the internet the entire day because you fucking wanted it to. 0.98

00:20:47.740 And they go, this kid plotted to do a school shooting five years ago and the FBI investigated him. 0.99

00:20:54.980 What happened?

00:20:55.640 I go, I'll tell you what happened.

00:20:56.880 They interviewed him and said, I think we got a winner here. 0.99

00:20:59.060 Let's get him in the fucking program. 0.99

00:21:00.900 Let's get him in the program and we'll activate him when we need him. 0.99

00:21:04.340 And that's the name of that program, Josh.

00:21:08.900 Coming off a little aggressive there.

00:21:11.020 It's not my clearance.

00:21:12.480 I'm not clear for that.

00:21:15.480 MKUltra, bro.

00:21:16.780 MKUltra.

00:21:17.540 We know.

00:21:17.760 Oh, yeah.

00:21:18.160 I mean, yeah.

00:21:18.560 If we're talking about going back to the mind control.

00:21:20.960 I don't even think you need to mind control these guys. 0.73

00:21:23.180 I think when you look at things like Trump derangement syndrome, I literally think you could take an 18-year-old liberal kid and go, listen, we're going to teach you how to shoot. 0.99

00:21:32.540 And eventually, we're going to need you to go in and kill a bunch of grocery store filled with black people so that we can get Trump out of office and keep him out of office. 1.00

00:21:40.900 And they would go, yeah, all right. 1.00

00:21:42.340 If I got to kill 20 black people, it's fine. 1.00

00:21:44.340 If they're shooting the people in line that are paying with the WIC card and they're fucking deducting every item, I'm going to gracefully bow out here. 1.00

00:21:55.580 Hey, no. 0.98

00:21:56.720 I just want to back up, Josh, real quick.

00:21:58.220 That kid gets out of his car. 0.99

00:22:00.260 And I shit you not, within maybe a third of a second, he fucking headshots a lady from like 25 yards. 1.00

00:22:07.200 He headshots. 1.00

00:22:08.240 One shot. 0.76

00:22:08.880 His first bullet is a headshot, and then he just cleans up every single person.

00:22:13.760 It's a, I mean, it's a horrific video.

00:22:16.320 But it's tactical. 1.00

00:22:17.660 We all have our redneck friends that post them shooting the same shit, and they've been shooting their whole fucking lives. 1.00

00:22:24.120 And some of them are veterans, and they don't shoot that well. 1.00

00:22:27.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:28.400 No, he's shooting moving fucking targets. 1.00

00:22:31.240 Here's my conspiracy theory about all this. 0.99

00:22:33.620 So, we know that they were working on this technology that will like, well, man, who was it?

00:22:40.380 Was it Bill Gates that was talking about like things like spike proteins that can control your mind or like that will affect you? 0.96

00:22:46.800 I think it was Bill Gates or one of these fucking world economic form people. 0.97

00:22:50.440 One of the vaccine people. 0.99

00:22:51.720 Yeah, here's my theory on it.

00:22:53.840 People that are susceptible in this way with like that they're addicted to opioids, depression, or whatever.

00:22:59.320 I mean, this guy falls into the transgender community as well.

00:23:02.040 This is all mind control. 1.00

00:23:03.200 They're controlling this guy like a fucking drone. 0.99

00:23:05.640 Someone with a robot suit at Langley is just wiping through that school, and this kid has no idea what's going on. 1.00

00:23:11.160 Oh, my God, they're like real-life first-person shooters?

00:23:14.580 I hate Toad.

00:23:15.500 They're not there. 1.00

00:23:16.240 So, you're telling me behind that camera and that young man and that gun, there's a guy like Toad who's like, fuck it. 1.00

00:23:21.960 It's a girl. 1.00

00:23:22.960 It's a girl.

00:23:23.860 It's a girl. 0.99

00:23:24.660 I'm telling you, if I can operate it like Call of Duty, I could fucking have that clean a shot, too. 1.00

00:23:29.220 I am fucking lethal. 0.99

00:23:29.920 You know what nobody's talking about is it's Rob. 0.99

00:23:32.180 No one's seen Rob Kardashian in like five years.

00:23:35.840 He's just sitting there like black. 1.00

00:23:37.080 You guys all want to fuck my sisters, huh? 1.00

00:23:38.900 Rob Kardashian. 1.00

00:23:42.500 Jesus Christ.

00:23:43.460 All over his hands.

00:23:44.340 You mean he's OJ's lawyer? 1.00

00:23:46.120 He's already around Dan Bilzerian that he's like some deep state off that he's just doing shit. 0.99

00:23:50.860 Because wasn't there weird shit with the Mandalay Bay shooting with him? 1.00

00:23:54.220 Mm-hmm. 0.99

00:23:54.840 Yeah.

00:23:55.320 He was there.

00:23:56.680 He was there, and he was like, they're shooting from there.

00:23:59.840 He was trying to help people.

00:24:01.560 He ran over to a cop and says, hand me your piece. 0.99

00:24:04.540 And the cop was like, get the fuck out of here. 0.96

00:24:06.500 Well, I remember Jinx made a video about that, and it was like he was implying that like, hey, look at this dude who just gets money out of nowhere because he's like the gambler or whatever. 0.94

00:24:14.700 And, you know, he's at this thing saying these weird – like there was a few statements he made that like seemed to contradict the official story. 0.64

00:24:21.560 And so they're like, does this dude fucking know something? 0.95

00:24:24.440 And then also the way he asked the gun. 0.98

00:24:26.360 Yeah, they interviewed Bilzerian like right as it was happening.

00:24:29.040 He was like, there's multiple shooters. 0.99

00:24:31.100 They're fucking coming from different directions. 0.99

00:24:33.840 He's like, I saw a dude run that way with a gun. 1.00

00:24:36.260 He's like, yeah.

00:24:37.440 This is why I don't think he –

00:24:38.800 I think Dan Bilzerian is the closest thing to the real James Bond that we have.

00:24:42.120 I was going to say, dude.

00:24:43.000 I don't think he's in on it because his on-the-ground reporting, he wasn't running with the narrative. 0.99

00:24:48.280 Who gets that much pussy other than James Bond and Dan Bilzerian? 1.00

00:24:52.060 It's a fair argument. 0.99

00:24:52.900 Dude, I do love that the flip side is he's either – it forces us to one extreme or the other in this scenario. 0.95

00:24:58.380 Either he's an insane deep state like op or fat or some shit, or he's like just the coolest dude ever. 0.93

00:25:05.800 I'm going with the coolest dude ever. 0.99

00:25:07.080 I feel like he's clinically depressed. 0.99

00:25:09.120 I feel like you can – like old guys are like, if we had like pussy, it would be like the greatest thing. 1.00

00:25:13.440 But I feel like you can get too much where it just is like cold and meaningless. 0.99

00:25:17.480 You can be too often.

00:25:17.500 You can be like, I make too much money. 1.00

00:25:19.120 Fuck too many beautiful women. 1.00

00:25:20.020 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:25:21.820 Here's where I think you're wrong, Lobster. 1.00

00:25:23.760 I think the problem is it's not too much pussy. 1.00

00:25:26.740 It's that every one of those pussies is attached to a living, breathing woman, let's say. 1.00

00:25:31.100 And then it's exposure to them that's like toxic radiation on your brain. 1.00

00:25:35.480 The fucked up thing about being a man, the key to actual true happiness is finding one of those fucking psychos 1.00

00:25:41.620 and settling down with them and somehow managing to deal with them. 1.00

00:25:43.920 No.

00:25:44.200 Well, you just got to find one that's the least – it's literally like you just got to find the one that's the least childlike

00:25:49.760 and the least retarded, and then you just make the best out of it. 0.99

00:25:52.720 No, dude, I've fucked so many different fleshlights, and it's like the best thing ever. 0.99

00:25:56.260 I thought you were about to say woman. 0.99

00:25:57.380 I was going to sign off.

00:25:59.080 I know you didn't.

00:26:00.960 Hey, Toad, I sent some in the group chat.

00:26:02.780 Toad just flicks the lights on, and there's just cum spatter everywhere on the walls. 0.86

00:26:08.540 Yeah, you don't want to use luminol on here. 0.93

00:26:11.480 No, he pushes in deeper, man.

00:26:13.040 He's not pulling out of his fleshlight.

00:26:16.080 He just whispers to himself, leave it in.

00:26:19.740 I think the problem with Bilzerian is that because – well, first off, what an amazing life. 0.99

00:26:25.580 Allegedly become super rich because he's a fucking professional poker player. 0.99

00:26:29.120 I don't buy that at all. 0.99

00:26:30.140 He doesn't strike me to be smart enough to be doing that, just being totally honest.

00:26:33.520 I think he's probably a trust fund kid who parlayed it into social media influencer. 0.97

00:26:38.680 Like, he just saw a void, and he's like, I'm going to be the first fucking playboy social media guy. 0.97

00:26:44.760 And the problem is – 0.97

00:26:45.400 He kind of was, right?

00:26:46.540 He kind of was that guy.

00:26:47.320 He totally was. 0.99

00:26:48.060 But the problem is that all of the girls that are down to fuck him, they're only willing to do so if they get to hang out with him all day and have their social media get bumped from it. 1.00

00:26:56.900 So he can't just fuck him and then kick him. 1.00

00:26:59.040 He has to spend, like, hours and hours with these idiots. 1.00

00:27:02.700 It's got to be crucial. 1.00

00:27:03.540 Isn't he the one that –

00:27:04.380 Isn't he the one that –

00:27:04.400 Isn't he the one that he was, like, poor Navy SEAL and that was just, like, completely a lie or something like that?

00:27:09.760 I thought that was something else that he was, like – he said he was special forces.

00:27:12.980 Doug, I don't know.

00:27:13.720 I believe it.

00:27:14.880 Everything he says is true.

00:27:16.240 Dude, I – 1.00

00:27:16.740 Milo, we have two super chats on whatever Odyssey gives people that worthless bullshit. 0.99

00:27:24.360 It's two from Polpo. 1.00

00:27:26.080 One says, I'm gay.

00:27:27.700 And then one says, I went to school with a guy named Pernicious Jones.

00:27:30.320 And I want to say real quick, I saw Polpo. 0.94

00:27:35.000 I've been paying attention to the chat.

00:27:36.540 I saw that he basically kind of buried the hatchet in whatever perceived weird hatchet there was in our groups before.

00:27:42.720 I don't have any issue.

00:27:44.200 I like Polpo.

00:27:44.460 He says he's cool with us because we're willing to roll with the punches. 0.98

00:27:47.160 Polpo has some hot fire coming your way to the fucking Facebook marketplace, and I think he should throw it to Twitter too, man. 1.00

00:27:52.560 So keep an eye out for that shit. 1.00

00:27:55.020 Facebook marketplace. 1.00

00:27:55.740 That's all I'm going to say about it.

00:27:56.760 Yard sale.

00:27:57.320 I just don't understand where the beef was in the first place.

00:28:02.860 So if we can have a conversation about it just to hash it out, I'm good with him. 0.99

00:28:05.760 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:28:06.680 So go on. 1.00

00:28:08.100 All right. 0.99

00:28:09.400 Anyways, that's gay. 0.98

00:28:10.060 Hey, Toad, you saw – did you see I sent something in the group chat? 0.99

00:28:13.900 This may throw off the vibe a little bit, but it really applies to the shit we're talking about here. 0.98

00:28:17.960 It was – to put it in context, this video is legit official, like, government propaganda, and this is some shit that jinx. 0.98

00:28:25.920 You know, the account we're talking about does all the conspiracy shit. 0.97

00:28:28.880 This is what got him nuked, or originally. 0.93

00:28:31.160 He's been nuked multiple times. 1.00

00:28:32.380 He fucking – 1.00

00:28:32.540 Formerly crack connoisseur, and then he had an alt that also got banned. 1.00

00:28:36.800 I love that guy.

00:28:37.500 I'm RIP, dude.

00:28:38.320 I hope you come back. 0.89

00:28:38.860 He took this video and chopped it up and then overplayed Terrence Yeeke shit, which was, like, a person who was obviously suicided by the feds. 0.71

00:28:48.100 But this applies, too, to the larger conversation we're kind of having here. 0.76

00:28:51.140 So it really –

00:28:51.420 Go for it.

00:28:51.780 It really makes sense.

00:28:53.020 All right.

00:28:54.160 The music's pretty dope, actually.

00:28:55.860 Can you hear the audio on this?

00:28:58.180 Yeah.

00:28:59.320 I can't.

00:29:00.180 You can hear the fuzz of the audio.

00:29:03.660 Yep.

00:29:04.920 Yeah, I mean, it's fuzz and, like, rain.

00:29:06.380 Yeah, I can hear it.

00:29:06.960 Yeah, you can hear it.

00:29:08.080 All right.

00:29:08.500 I mean, when I enlarge it, this is as large as it goes, man.

00:29:12.540 Yeah, I'm kidding.

00:29:15.040 As the world watches and listens in horror, the peaceful pro-democracy demonstration in China comes to a violent and bloody end.

00:29:23.540 Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

00:29:29.620 Cheers.

00:29:30.020 Wolves hiding nearby, whispering, do or die, around me.

00:29:50.060 This is the ghost of Kiev, right?

00:29:52.460 Is this the right video?

00:30:08.000 Yeah, it is.

00:30:09.560 It builds.

00:30:10.540 We'll see. 1.00

00:30:11.140 It's creepy shit when it gets to its point. 1.00

00:30:12.920 You're like, ah. 1.00

00:30:13.520 Did she just say I'm gay?

00:30:23.800 It's subliminal, man.

00:30:25.340 Just accept it.

00:30:25.940 It's going to throw up the vibe.

00:30:26.560 I feel like I'm at a pot dealer's house who's showing me his video editing skills.

00:30:30.760 This is another good part from another very important phase of warfare.

00:30:35.820 It has as its target, not the body, but the mind of the enemy.

00:30:41.760 The target of psychological warfare is against the enemy's mind.

00:30:46.360 It is words and ideas.

00:30:48.700 Ammunition used by firewars.

00:30:57.520 Its mission is to influence the thoughts of the enemy soldiers.

00:31:00.620 At the same time, it is expected and encouraged to study foreign languages and the social sciences,

00:31:06.580 such as history, economics, and sociology.

00:31:09.920 He must have a broad and sympathetic understanding of all phases of human experience.

00:31:14.820 But the use of this force as an integral part of combat has now taken on new form.

00:31:32.360 As I wait to say my last goodbye.

00:31:44.820 Make sure it's wanted to know significantly more about the purpose of domestic combat is not being made but still in ALL.

00:32:04.540 But I start usingאל editor's fellowship.

00:32:06.320 Ipassed his job!

00:32:06.820 Ipassed hisai giochi!

00:32:07.100 all right totally did not see it was almost four minutes long my bad i thought it was like two 0.97

00:32:20.140 these are the sidewall soldiers god that's shit that i i get goosebumps every time i've watched 0.99

00:32:29.500 that these motherfuckers have a fucking twitter account this is an official squadron of like 1.00

00:32:34.460 like a a fucking unit of the military like it was not this is real shit this is their fucking like 1.00

00:32:40.040 commercial shit it's from the fourth psyop group is what's called their youtube channel but they 1.00

00:32:44.240 have a twitter one it's like uh i think they call it like first special ops division or some 0.99

00:32:49.440 something like that i can't remember exactly what it is but it's wild shit and they are like 0.66

00:32:53.140 legit on the up and up saying yep we're doing uh psyops quote unquote but we won't say what it is 0.95

00:32:58.960 like so in there fucking weird yeah totally wild that sandy hook was in that video jesus dude the 0.91

00:33:05.220 whole time i'm watching that i'm thinking that we're fucking watching a jinx video because that's 0.92

00:33:08.760 how you introed it so i i had no idea that was a that was a military propaganda ad yeah it's an ad 0.95

00:33:14.460 it's to get yeah shit it said it at the end it was like a website uh it was like the u.s army's 0.80

00:33:20.160 website at the end of it yeah that just convinced me that every conspiracy theory i have is true now 0.97

00:33:25.480 jesus christ jinx clipped it with like clipped it with other he took their video and then clipped

00:33:30.780 in other things yeah that's the one i saw i didn't see this one no this is that was where this

00:33:34.980 came from he was he was literally kind of provoking them being like uh because they said something to

00:33:39.580 like you believe in ghosts we do from their twitter account or some shit like that basically kind of 0.69

00:33:43.000 be like hey we're here to protect you behind the shadows type thing then jinx quote tweeted it with

00:33:47.260 that video he made that overplayed bits of it and that's why it was so deep that video was like dude he

00:33:51.980 really fucking flew close to the sun on that one yeah dude i wonder how much dan smots got paid to 0.87

00:33:58.560 make that thing dude it looks like a dan smots run it really does dude yeah holy shit i knew i knew 0.97

00:34:07.080 it would throw off the vibe but i actually felt it was super pertinent for the conversation we're

00:34:10.340 having now there's there's two ways that we can think of this so this is a government film or a

00:34:14.380 government propaganda remember when the government was making like american propaganda with like

00:34:18.620 we're the great now they're like we we control everything yeah so it again this this is like

00:34:24.500 the the middle ground here uh is the government all power and omnipotent or is the government uh

00:34:30.620 just feigning its control over you yeah it's actually weird though that their propaganda used

00:34:35.820 to be gayer though because it used to be superman and now it's this it's because people believe that

00:34:40.280 that's but that's like but if you look at professional wrestling that's like how the culture is going so 0.96

00:34:45.160 back in the day like people would believe this kind of shit like iron chic versus the hulk with the 0.89

00:34:49.480 american flag and get behind it nowadays wrestling is struggling because they're not sure where the 0.98

00:34:54.700 culture is but these people whoever's in the army there that just made this they understand where the

00:35:00.200 culture is and it's like it's right there but the question is how much do you actually control do you

00:35:05.620 have like you know i have an answer or are you just like it's so interesting that you bring up

00:35:11.440 professional wrestling lobster because i was just talking about this earlier with my buddy carl and

00:35:15.500 i was like uh so we were talking about comedians and we were talking about like comedians who come

00:35:20.800 from a truthful place like of like this is me and this is how i see the world versus like you know if

00:35:25.960 you watched all of that netflix is a joke stuff that just came out it's like it's literally like

00:35:30.840 they're all doing material in a way where they're just like what does the audience want to hear from

00:35:36.660 me and i've never ever in my life sat down to write material thinking about what the audience

00:35:42.460 wants to hear from me and there is a lot of overlap of comedians who like professional wrestling and in

00:35:47.400 a weird way like professional wrestling is that like it's always like what's a character that's going

00:35:53.160 to get me over with the audience what's a character that's going to get and it's like so i think it's

00:35:57.980 like so much social interaction and i think it's especially um obvious in stand-up these days is like

00:36:04.860 it's all with an intended result from a perceived audience in mind and it's like i don't i don't

00:36:12.700 write that way because i don't assume to know who my audience is at any given point so i'm just

00:36:18.880 organically going who am i and what do i want to say and what's funny to me but this idea that all

00:36:23.980 these people have and i think what you're talking about is this idea to to get in front of an audience

00:36:29.700 is dictating so much social culture like i think transgenderism is about that i think i think uh

00:36:37.440 political correctness is about that and i think like you look at the the quote unquote takedown i

00:36:43.040 had on twitter yesterday was in regards to this very benign comment about amber heard and i go this

00:36:48.800 these are bots these aren't real people these are bots that are trying to force the culture into a

00:36:55.000 way of thinking well to kind of touch on the uh wrestling well hold on sorry jose one last thought

00:37:00.400 marketing is structures of power trying to tell those people that the audience is what those

00:37:07.720 structures of power want them to be right so you have two sides of this you have marketing which is

00:37:13.680 really now the state going what do we want everyone to believe society is so that they are now compelled

00:37:21.320 to run to that finish line and this kind of loops into a little bit what he's saying i think as the

00:37:26.620 kayfabe wears off it's like a great metaphor using wrestling as the kayfabe starts to wear off okay

00:37:31.800 okay yeah if anyone doesn't know kayfabe it's kind of like the acting they do sort of thing but as that

00:37:35.640 wears off like yes the general public a lot of people a lot of people are going to opt out or you know

00:37:41.900 back away from it but then also on the other hand on the flip side of it it's like you look at wrestling

00:37:46.140 fans now if anything they're more like i feel like it's in some ways it's weirdly a tighter knit

00:37:50.680 community is where does that sound from the people i know that do it so it also brings that

00:37:55.500 community together more but smaller so we'll be dealing with possibly in the future a more dangerous

00:38:00.700 minority if you will yeah well there's we have to start we have to start screening humanity and what

00:38:06.900 i mean by that is like you ever find yourself in a debate with somebody online if you ever start if

00:38:12.080 you ever find yourself in a debate with somebody online the quickest way to cut through if you're

00:38:15.640 talking to a real person or not is go what do you hate about the people on your side of the

00:38:20.080 political argument right give me one thing that you disagree with and if they can't libertarians 0.97

00:38:24.740 that wear capes i fucking hate them yeah so small hat libertarians if they can't give you an answer 0.95

00:38:31.880 that's not a real person that's a person with that's either a person with a script or it's a bot who 0.98

00:38:37.580 understands code because because uh computers for the most part are all all code what boils down to a

00:38:45.140 series of if then statements right zero one it's all binary so the the the idea of self-reflection

00:38:51.440 does not exist in traditional code obviously ai is becoming more advanced than that but

00:38:57.000 self-reflection to say what do what do i disagree with about the way that i'm coded

00:39:02.200 is is the difference between human beings and everything else that can be programmed so if nobody can tell

00:39:08.960 you social media touring test this is brilliant yeah so if nobody can tell you what they hate about

00:39:14.540 their team that's not a real person you're interacting with like i could tell you very 0.98

00:39:19.120 simply like there's people on the religious right that i think are fucking crazy and i think that 0.99

00:39:23.820 they're just as overreaching and just as power hungry and just as focused on changing the culture 0.98

00:39:29.800 of america into their own image as the top top left sure yeah that's what i'm saying but hooters is

00:39:35.020 just as bad as bringing your kid to a drug show so you know yeah yeah oh boy i have i have an

00:39:40.740 and i'll take my kid i'll take my kid to both i'll take my kid to the drag show and go look at 1.00

00:39:44.940 these fucking faggots don't be like and then i'll take my kid to hooters and i'll be like this is how 1.00

00:39:49.520 you get pussy tip her well eat the chicken wings yeah but make sure you kick her out don't become 1.00

00:39:54.720 damn bills their hand now which of these made your dick jump i love when people by the way when 1.00

00:40:01.060 the drag show thing happened i love when people are like this would be like taking your kids to 1.00

00:40:03.780 a strip club and i go should my dad not have done that all right so i turned out fine that's

00:40:10.880 questionable i have a uh i have an answer i have an answer to the the government question uh top's

00:40:16.620 question earlier i think that they are unfortunately the only thing that our government is good at and 0.90

00:40:22.940 it's not great at it but it's pretty good at it is conquest like military conquest and shit like 0.72

00:40:28.220 that like because that's that's where the money's been at forever in our in our government their power

00:40:32.480 structure yeah yeah so that's that's what they've gotten good at they've gotten fairly efficient at it

00:40:36.860 they are terrible at almost everything else so i personally believe that like the the black ops 1.00

00:40:43.740 like you know people always go like oh you like you think cops are are terrible at their jobs and yet

00:40:48.760 you think they're capable of like planning a false flag and it's like no i don't think the cops are 0.67

00:40:53.060 fucking doing it i think the cops are they receive orders from their captain the captain is contacted by 0.98

00:40:58.100 i don't know the fucking some some higher some higher up in the cia says hey we're having an operation 1.00

00:41:05.720 here you need to stand down stand down for 40 minutes outside exactly you stand down that's all the 1.00

00:41:11.120 cops know they don't know shit beyond that and then the operator is a fucking highly trained 0.99

00:41:16.580 special forces type guy and they and we have dudes in america that are fucking operators so i think 0.99

00:41:22.640 that that's the most reasonable answer as to like what they're good at so when when we watch that 0.93

00:41:27.220 commercial i conclude that's probably pretty legit like toppling dictators overseas or not even 0.98

00:41:32.160 dictators some of them are democratically elected i think we really do that shit who was that 1.00

00:41:36.400 motherfucker they shot his wife and kids i forget his name i always forget his name uh the dude it 1.00

00:41:41.360 was like kind of what led to waco yeah weaver yeah you gotta think like oh yeah i think there 1.00

00:41:46.180 are men capable and apparently the guy who shot them i guess had issues i think he made was a i 0.80

00:41:51.280 think they i've heard shit he was at waco as well shot he was at waco like he also was at waco yes the 0.99

00:41:56.080 same sniper the motherfucker who shot the wife and kids i can't remember i think i know the wife got 1.00

00:42:00.120 shot i don't know who else uh the wife and one of the kids got shot yeah and like he fucking shot 1.00

00:42:05.680 them like when they had no there are people that will do that for the government and then also now 0.97

00:42:11.580 play in your mind as well if you don't if you're not aware of these things it was before waco by

00:42:15.760 looking to operation mockingbird and then also we talked about last episode looking to terrence

00:42:20.600 yeaky and tell me that you don't think there could be coordination between the government to 0.99

00:42:24.280 go pull off shit like this okay you're out of your fucking mind here's another question who was this 0.99

00:42:29.820 video aimed at because when you make a video it's towards an audience and to me this video 1.00

00:42:35.580 read like a fucking threat yeah well here's the thing because well that's because we're we're 0.96

00:42:40.820 political dissidents if you're just some fucking gamer kid you might watch that and go that seems 0.99

00:42:45.080 fucking cool i want to be a mole right yeah because if you remember it scared the shit out of me just 1.00

00:42:50.420 last year the shit out of me too when the army was putting out all that uh bullshit um there was 0.99

00:42:57.420 those really weird commercials uh like it would have a girl with two moms going into the army and it was 0.99

00:43:05.120 like all like in like super bright colors they put out that one and then they'll and everybody was

00:43:11.280 like who the fuck is this for and then they put out this one the games and then like who is and i 0.91

00:43:15.880 think they're play they're trying to play both sides they're trying to like they they know just trying 0.99

00:43:21.680 to recruit i really yeah there's so there's kind of a because there's there's kind of a simple way

00:43:25.820 to look at this right why do we still have soldiers why do we still have boots on the ground

00:43:30.540 soldier we don't need them we could literally fight wars with technology we can we can computer

00:43:36.320 operate war planes and tanks and everything else why would we why do we have soldiers because if if

00:43:42.160 if the government rolls a tank into uvaldi and starts blasting a school we're going to know it's the

00:43:47.160 government but they can take a guy and send him in there and go he's not one of ours he's something 0.94

00:43:53.380 he's fucking crazy person right so it's like why are we still why is there still a human component 0.99

00:43:59.100 to the military at all it's for shit like this yeah i mean it's partially it's for controlling 1.00

00:44:04.440 the people that live in this country not the people we're worried about in other countries 0.99

00:44:09.540 it's partially i mean it's it's twofold it's like what josh just said and then also to make work like 0.61

00:44:14.320 like we look at this and say hoorah america but this is call me bullshit i mean someone who was 11 0.80

00:44:19.480 years active duty military myself fucking i can tell you the majority of those jobs don't exist the 0.99

00:44:24.960 amount of money that gets fucking wasted in the military is astounding and when you understand 0.98

00:44:28.720 how budgets work in the military or in the government in general it's no different than 0.99

00:44:32.660 hollywood yeah it's it's no different than hollywood dude it's four thousand dollars to put a shitter in 0.56

00:44:37.560 your vitro it's literally make work bullshit the way that just like if you expand this concept out 0.97

00:44:43.620 like you have a slight bit of intelligence the way the budgets work is every unit is allocated a budget 0.65

00:44:48.060 and if they don't reach that certain amount then yeah the next year will go down so what happens is

00:44:53.300 they intentionally do it and they'll also put in forms to request more so the way the incentives

00:44:58.620 are set up of course they're never going to reduce the budget it's just not in anyone's incentive because 0.94

00:45:03.280 if you're in some fucking one unit you're like yeah of course i want a fucking bench set in my 0.98

00:45:07.360 fucking working spot like that'd be dope like so but it doesn't make sense from a business perspective 1.00

00:45:13.120 whatsoever it's call me make work bullshit that's all it is with the reverse you have a fucking you 1.00

00:45:18.320 know a stand-in fucking if shit ever pops up i will say that in the in the private market that's 1.00

00:45:23.740 also a major issue but it's also a product usually of regulatory agencies that force us to have to 0.99

00:45:30.780 have make good programs like like hr which basically shouldn't exist it's just fucking uh like a lawsuit 0.91

00:45:37.660 mill it's just it's such a waste of fucking time every time i've ever spoken to an hr person it's like 0.99

00:45:42.460 they are first off they're there to defend the business but they talk to you as if like they're 0.97

00:45:46.340 there to defend you it's such a no they're not no no they don't even do that hr people are lost

00:45:51.600 prevention on the civil side their job is to protect the financial assets of the business

00:45:57.540 from civil lawsuits but but now but now because they're only recruiting from like ivy league schools

00:46:03.080 they have true believers getting into these positions who are like i'm gonna make sure the 0.94

00:46:06.780 ceo gets fired for fucking sexual harassment they set out to do it and that's why that's why our 0.99

00:46:11.760 entire economy is just fucking speaking of speaking of professional wrestling it seems like they got 0.99

00:46:15.920 vince mcmahon did you guys see that news yeah that was a big story today that kind of didn't hear 0.99

00:46:19.940 about blew a little bit he paid vince mcmahon sexually assault someone no he just i don't believe it

00:46:27.220 i can't believe that they said it was consensual no he he actually created a uh a new women's 0.98

00:46:35.260 football league where they're all just having sex with each other it's called the sex fl 1.00

00:46:39.020 you swing and you miss sometimes uh so what the fuck happened with someone get that man a 1.00

00:46:47.200 flashlight i think he he just he just fucks somebody uh they don't they don't say who and 0.99

00:46:53.500 he paid them to stay quiet and it came out but i'm sure the hr why is this news by the way this that's 0.71

00:46:58.860 called a transaction yeah and obviously property disagreement yeah the only reason nobody ever

00:47:06.180 wrote about it when i did it 15 years ago was because she made a hundred bucks not three million

00:47:11.160 hey same with the shot watson they said the dude went to get massages 66 times over like

00:47:16.340 one and a half years or 14 months something like that yeah good for him yeah he went he paid to get 1.00

00:47:22.460 his dick jerked off and a nice back rub and now all these women are complaining about it you know 1.00

00:47:28.720 delightful that sounds getting your back rubbed and then nutting you're like oh wow oh that i really 1.00

00:47:34.380 i want one i want one of these guys to come out one time and and not even try to take like the 0.91

00:47:40.400 professional plausible deniability response i wish that somebody like deshaun watson would come out and

00:47:46.480 go listen man you know nfl nfl is hard all right and i get these massages and listen 0.98

00:47:53.220 sometimes a nigga just nut 1.00

00:47:55.480 is that a crime i can't control that shit yo that would be an incredible 1.00

00:48:02.320 it would be the most ultimate go fuck yourself 1.00

00:48:05.660 dude it would be the best man dude he would get his ass fine like horrendously 1.00

00:48:10.920 yeah but he could also do because he's one of the best quarterbacks in nfl he would just be like 0.76

00:48:15.740 what are you just not gonna have me play i'm one of the five i'm one of the ten best players

00:48:20.240 it would be amazing if he was just like he's like all my other teammates are getting these 0.87

00:48:23.920 hoes off instagram they ain't paying them shit i'm at least paying these hoes 1.00

00:48:27.380 john jones fucking ran his car over a pregnant woman and i'm fucking the bad guy here come on 1.00

00:48:39.020 he's like listen man sometime when you touch my inner thigh it just go off like that like a gun 1.00

00:48:43.840 they just hit my that bitch hit my spot 1.00

00:48:49.040 the best part of the story and i don't know if you guys remember the details but they were saying 1.00

00:48:55.700 that he was asking them to fucking like finger his asshole 1.00

00:48:58.620 and i was like yo what a savage 1.00

00:49:01.880 that is a fucking massage am i right man 1.00

00:49:05.800 can you spread my cheek and lick my asshole 1.00

00:49:09.060 this is why immigration is so important to america because 1.00

00:49:12.820 all of these bitches right are white black whatever 1.00

00:49:16.340 the whole asian massage community is like this is what you take money for 1.00

00:49:21.080 this is what you do why you complain lost you where you talk that's the job

00:49:25.740 i'm i'm very opposed to the war in ukraine but i will say the ukrainian refugees when the women 1.00

00:49:31.100 get over here and they start handing out massages it's gonna be it's gonna be a booming

00:49:35.240 i'm gonna be really pumped about it yeah i can't wait till the new season of 90 day fiance

00:49:39.500 where there's a hundred ukrainian women trying to get green cards over here 1.00

00:49:43.160 it's gonna be incredible they're all like 11

00:49:45.800 no we don't no i love it's all like the guys are like no i love him

00:49:50.520 we don't have to be a pledge allegiance to america we need them to pledge allegiance to our taints

00:49:55.080 it's guilt-free for him he's like i don't have to deal like she doesn't talk to me 0.97

00:50:02.000 i just be like i get my back rub and then i'm just like uh can you now you jerk me off 0.86

00:50:06.760 and then i'm gonna come and i'm just gonna leave and i'll never have to see you again

00:50:11.020 because the way they put it is it was 66 it was like 66 different women he saw do this or like i

00:50:18.200 think 24 or 25 it said that but he went 66 times so he's just like getting a different girl each 0.89

00:50:24.760 time just like that one he's getting 25 lawsuits 25 civil lawsuits for fucking a handy like here's the 0.95

00:50:32.280 thing if he if you go into a massage parlor and you say hey can i get a happy ending and then they 0.99

00:50:37.580 go no and you go like come on bitch like all right now you're like you're stepping across the line 1.00

00:50:43.480 and i think that's probably what he was doing based off of what the amount of law no i don't even think 0.98

00:50:48.200 it no i don't think it's that no there's 26 lawsuits all through the same lawyer no i think that

00:50:53.260 lawyer is literally going give me everyone on the registry and i'm just going to convince them that

00:50:57.460 i'll get them a million dollars and then they're going to join the suit i think that's fair that's

00:51:01.580 also a fair thesis that's how lawyering works right you're right i mean it is funny concept the idea

00:51:08.300 that like if they were sequential like dude come on just stop

00:51:13.520 she's just like i can't do this and she walks out and another girl walks in he's like 0.98

00:51:20.100 so you ready she's like no motherfucker my favorite thing to envision though is just that 0.97

00:51:26.480 nervous energy that like a nfl player would have being questioned in something like this legally 0.97

00:51:31.400 like just that same energy that uh uh r kelly had when he was being interviewed that time and she was

00:51:37.860 like uh you're attracted to teenage girl and he said what you mean teenage

00:51:42.360 he said because like 17 18 that's fine right but 13 14 we don't do that right that's that's not

00:51:50.420 right that's not okay he's like it was like literally like he was like reading off his hand

00:51:54.100 what the lawyer wanted to say like what you mean teenage right because you know depending on the state

00:51:59.180 uh in which you is at presently you know that 30 states in the u.s allow marriage at 14 and i

00:52:08.260 can't do that and while the age of consent has long been a debated and detested subject of 1.00

00:52:16.080 conversation in america dude if r kelly clearly states that i can fuck that bitch 1.00

00:52:23.080 it ain't say nothing about pissing on a bitch does it no do it doesn't go to kentucky there would 1.00

00:52:30.240 have been no problem yeah r kelly r kelly was in he did nothing wrong i'll preface it with that but 1.00

00:52:35.600 he was into some wild shit man he was like keeping these bitches in bedrooms in the same house like 1.00

00:52:40.160 they couldn't leave man i was like this guy's a fucking what i love the michael jackson documentary 1.00

00:52:45.380 is like is nobody questioning that these michael did nothing wrong josh these parents are like 0.98

00:52:51.680 yeah take my kid to fucking europe for the summer it's like oh yeah how much money it's like you guys 0.94

00:52:57.080 are you guys are worried about parents taking their kids to drag shows meanwhile there are parents who 1.00

00:53:03.640 are like for two million dollars you can take my son to japan and fuck him all summer 1.00

00:53:07.040 people are like how dare michael jackson do this to these kids he paid top rate he said i paid cash 1.00

00:53:16.380 for them little motherfuckers man for real when one of these when one of these fucking trannies 1.00

00:53:20.560 makes thriller then you could dance on my kids yeah exactly he's the fucking king of popping young 1.00

00:53:26.900 boys that was also that's the old that's that's the only joke they ever made me take down off twitter 0.97

00:53:32.140 was i said billy eilish's music is so boring and bad that we should have given michael jackson as

00:53:36.940 many kids as he needed i'm not gonna lie i know a lot of people got a takeaway from that documentary 0.94

00:53:42.080 that he did fuck them kids but i also found it equally believable from duck watching the documentary 0.97

00:53:46.920 that he was just that sad and awful or just like weird of a human being that he's like let's be friends 0.99

00:53:54.680 like and he's just oh yeah he was just like oh no i just i just really want somebody to cuddle with 0.99

00:53:59.600 in bed like you want to i don't want to fuck these kids i literally just want like a bed buddy 0.99

00:54:02.940 you want to know what's interesting you don't want to know it's interesting that none nobody on the 0.99

00:54:06.600 right has done this yet michael jackson is a great example of what the long-term negative effects of

00:54:11.340 hormone therapy is in the concept of transgenderism because essentially michael was chemically castrated

00:54:16.420 and given hormone blockers to prevent his puberty development so that he would wouldn't have a voice

00:54:24.060 changed and so so literally what they gave michael to make him a pop star uh is exactly the kind of

00:54:34.440 cocktail they're giving transgender people which and everyone goes everyone goes why do you assume 0.97

00:54:40.360 that the transgender people uh are gonna like molest kids and you go i don't know uh 76 grammys 1.00

00:54:48.680 350 million albums sold worldwide i mean we do how do you know they're gonna molest kids they 1.00

00:54:55.360 could just come up with greatest hits like here's here's another question how big does your dick have 0.99

00:54:59.480 to be to for it to actually count as rape because i feel like it would stop growing like see so here's 1.00

00:55:04.560 my thing with michael jackson like he's black so like oh he's hanging but then you look at his face

00:55:07.920 and you're like no way this guy he was chemically castrated that makes a lot of sense right so i mean 1.00

00:55:14.100 if you got a real little dick and like someone puts it in your butt it's like this is like taking a 0.99

00:55:18.000 this is no big deal it's like a little butt plug you know i i what is this thing i'm gonna share 1.00

00:55:22.900 this with you guys i took a shit the other day and i and i was on the phone podcast right not 0.98

00:55:28.100 podcast i also i did take one before this so that i wouldn't have but i took a shit like a week ago 0.90

00:55:35.900 and i forgot to flush i think i was on the phone with somebody and i didn't want to know i was 0.60

00:55:39.420 shitting so i i didn't flush it right away and and then i just hear if i was in the other room and 0.94

00:55:44.740 my girlfriend went into the the guest bathroom which is where i shit and uh i just hear her 1.00

00:55:50.240 scream like oh my god and i go what she goes this is the size of the turds that are coming out of your 1.00

00:55:56.900 asshole and you don't think you could take a dick for our financial benefit 1.00

00:56:01.640 she's like this is this is way big and i go and i was like and i was like uh would you say that 1.00

00:56:11.400 that's bigger or not as big as ones that you saw before me and she said mind your fucking business 0.93

00:56:16.520 can we circle back briefly to the fact that top both he prefaced it that r kelly did nothing wrong 0.97

00:56:25.780 and then he went with the no harm no foul defense for michael jackson this is wild this is going to

00:56:32.380 revelry although lobster might be onto something because i've never seen an asian man uh charged 0.99

00:56:36.880 with rape ever that's right and today's day and age is like the nba with refs like you could just 1.00

00:56:44.040 touch a guy or like fucking soccer and they fall down i was like we need to know i need to know the 0.99

00:56:48.200 damage was there any damage i'm not calling a foul yeah fucking foul unless you're bleeding so what 0.99

00:56:53.640 was really going on here dude all these all these boys that were with michael jackson they just 0.97

00:56:57.700 flopped man i like i would love to see i would love to see i would love to see lobster as a like 1.00

00:57:03.720 a cop who responds to rape victims and he's just standing out there looking at the girl's pussy like 0.99

00:57:08.660 a cop at a fender bender like you guys called me out here for this you guys couldn't have just 1.00

00:57:13.740 swapped insurance information and went on the paper yourself you know how much paperwork this is

00:57:18.840 gonna be jesus dude that's a great scratch on this thing we gotta do that oh my god bring this

00:57:25.000 back full circle do conspiracy i think we just discovered michael jackson was a fed op uh it

00:57:30.380 sounds to me that he was just the uh the feds experiment with what they were planning for

00:57:34.980 america's youth uh yeah so well isn't there a whole conspiracy about basically all the pop stars and

00:57:41.200 anybody famous that is like it's literally just the the government being like okay we we got to keep

00:57:46.900 the populace like nice and tame so we'll just throw out like random like people that we're gonna

00:57:53.960 train why is there no rock and roll right now because because back whenever it came out and it 0.96

00:58:00.480 was basically fuck the government and they were like nah we're not when's the last jew hating pop

00:58:05.820 star you met huh there's rock and roll they're just hiding it from you i feel like that's what i mean 0.99

00:58:12.780 but like you know like they back in the day when there wasn't a way to control the music algorithm

00:58:17.860 you know if metallica made records and people wanted to listen to them they they were heard

00:58:22.480 they toured they they made money why are there not major rock artists that are incredible being pushed

00:58:30.140 through that algorithm in the mainstream and like if there were a trl today there wouldn't be a punk 0.99

00:58:35.400 band or a metal band or a rock band in it at all yeah and it's because it's not being pushed

00:58:41.300 through the algorithm because anything that's counterculture that's why i laugh when people go

00:58:44.980 you know for 120 000 twitter followers you don't get a lot of engagement i go yeah it's called 0.98

00:58:49.740 shadow banning you fucking dildo i get 2.4 million impressions in one day and i get like a thousand 0.99

00:58:56.300 likes do you think that that's not on purpose yeah by the way do you uh did you see a bump whenever that 0.99

00:59:04.140 that i remember everybody when the elon musk thing was about to like whenever it was like first

00:59:08.160 coming out and they were just like he was like oh i had a bump everybody got like a bump did you 0.97

00:59:12.980 see a huge bump at the same time did you see yeah like you're like oh my shit's like getting liked 0.95

00:59:17.600 dude i i potentially could go back does somebody want to pull up when we can test this conspiracy 0.71

00:59:23.380 theory in real time do you guys want to pull up what the exact date was when he announced or roughly

00:59:30.020 the date when he announced oh yeah actually it's up even more 3.61 million impressions in the last

00:59:35.620 a lot of work code just just just look up elon musk tries to buy twitter it was like march or

00:59:42.400 something may may 20th so is that dead in the water though what's going on with that clint you

00:59:48.060 probably know that's still happening no it's it's looking it's it's on the ropes it doesn't wait yeah

00:59:53.880 it was earlier than that you're right let me see but i i got 1500 followers april 13th

00:59:59.060 april 13th was the initial announcement in the two the two two weeks after he announced

01:00:04.020 i got 1500 followers in the past two weeks since it looked like the twitter deal was falling through

01:00:09.180 i have i have gained i have gained maybe 100 followers like yeah so if you guys if you guys

01:00:14.340 want to look at this i don't have a problem sharing this you want me to share my screen 0.98

01:00:17.560 all right um this is why i don't care about people are like oh you fucking analytics i don't care 0.99

01:00:23.900 about that i can show you guys all right so here we go so here's what i have um march 2022 right 0.92

01:00:31.820 uh 249 tweets 984 000 new followers negative 265 so i lost 265 followers in march what did you say

01:00:41.340 uh oh i i did i said uh oh i i said that they liked i i said something about the trump full send

01:00:50.760 thing here you could see that uh 69 000 impressions yeah but the other thing too is i put out

01:00:56.580 inflammatory nsm at common yeah the other thing too though is this this number goes down as accounts

01:01:01.520 gets purged all the time so oh yeah there was a big one last week there was a big one last week

01:01:06.940 yeah there was like a yeah so like in february i had 1700 new followers uh only 282 in january

01:01:14.620 567 in december that's the net though what it doesn't show you is what you lost and what you gained

01:01:20.460 that's just the total net uh impressions over here 2.34 million impressions went way up in

01:01:26.620 february 9.5 million in january in january yeah that was because of this trevor noah tweet remember

01:01:31.960 i said i know more about what it's like to be black in america than trevor noah yeah yeah that was a

01:01:37.340 good one but you got but you got 282 followers out of that that's crazy well that's the net

01:01:41.640 how you get 3 million profile visits and and 280 follower follower isn't that interesting so so no

01:01:51.120 no so yeah 3 million profile visits you're telling me only 282 of the 3 million liked what i had to 0.94

01:01:58.240 say no this is possible in sales and this is in sales when you're doing t-shirts and shit like this 0.74

01:02:03.520 there's like a three percent retention rate of people that are going to look at at least three 0.60

01:02:07.500 percent will buy right so that doesn't make that makes no sense because this is like there's no

01:02:11.700 money involved there's no analytics none of this ties out analytically at all right so 2.3 million

01:02:17.700 18 000 mentions so even if you say all 18 000 of these mentions from that moment were negative

01:02:25.260 there's still another fucking 3 million people who visited who just said i'm not going to follow but 0.91

01:02:31.620 i also don't hate it right they just don't they just don't feel any kind of way about it so here's 0.93

01:02:37.820 march this is before the elon announcement again nothing that was really incendiary or crazy this

01:02:43.340 month 116 000 profile visits this is like a normal down month and i only tweeted 249 times versus 390 in

01:02:51.520 february right um and then let's go to april so same thing uh oh yeah this was a thing of food

01:02:59.940 network that got about 44 000 impressions but 400 and so i got more followers 429 followers with 955

01:03:08.580 000 impressions and and then let's go back to january what was it right yeah 9.55 million 282 0.98

01:03:14.980 followers you don't think that that's twitter putting their thumb on the scale totally fucking 0.91

01:03:19.400 it is yeah so this and it's possible and it's possible what happened in january was i might have

01:03:24.960 gotten 10 000 new followers and then they went in and deleted 15 000 people you know what i mean that

01:03:31.520 were you know inactives or even people whose accounts whatever so it's crazy but here's everything

01:03:37.820 since elon right so isn't it funny how we go from 955 in april to after elon's announcement in may look at

01:03:46.620 that 1.71 million jesus and 242 sound profile and 1040 new followers that makes a little more sense

01:03:55.780 right that looks that looks more organic yeah i think it is and then what's the this month or

01:04:02.280 this month so far is again 3 million impressions 250 this is in only 15 days 3 million impressions 252

01:04:10.760 they put the brakes back on that's exactly what i'm saying right agreed yeah yeah they realized he

01:04:16.920 might not go through with it so they're like they're a little more rambunctious of what i'm telling 0.94

01:04:20.700 all they did was they had a fucking they had a an algo filter on and they they flicked it off because 0.99

01:04:27.340 they they couldn't have elon knowing about it off and then and then as soon as they fuck i'm serious 0.99

01:04:32.260 and then they just turn it back on as soon as elon was like looking like he was out they're like all 0.99

01:04:35.740 right well then fuck all these right wingers we're gonna how epic would it be if like elon just 0.98

01:04:40.600 keeps going back and forth so they can keep doing this just to make it more obvious you can get he 0.99

01:04:45.040 can compile like a lot of convincing data about what they're doing it's like here's the button you

01:04:50.420 press here's it when you turned it on turned it back off and now you turned it back on again

01:04:53.860 and it's like these people it's disgusting on so many levels because it's not just like a something

01:04:59.100 that i mean you know most of us are doing it for like just for fun we we have a lot of followers

01:05:03.360 but a lot of us like on this you know on this chat now we're doing it and it equates to dollars 0.96

01:05:08.600 it equates to of course what i'm gonna do with people's fucking money dude oh yeah if i if i see 0.96

01:05:13.720 any if man that's the thing it's it's detached from reality but if i saw one of these people i 0.99

01:05:18.240 fucking wring their neck because it's like yo you're fucking with my money now well here's a good 0.99

01:05:22.140 example of the of the show promotion at the top my pin tweet right 78 likes uh so here's what's 1.00

01:05:30.600 interesting um well i'll share this again just so we can see this this is what's wild so you talk

01:05:38.120 about a three percent conversion right oh josh i'll be at that show oh awesome awesome sweet um so we

01:05:44.560 talk about a three percent conversion on this right let's look at this tweet specifically so people go

01:05:51.160 oh man why don't you know you only have 78 likes on this right 59 000 impressions only a thousand 0.95

01:05:59.380 click the link are you out of your fucking mind do you really think that the click-through rate on 0.98

01:06:05.640 that should be 900 people or do you think twitter is preventing people from clicking through twitter 0.98

01:06:11.460 or is the impression number a lie right i don't have a problem if this is 2 000 impressions and they're 0.78

01:06:17.640 lying about how many it really is but the idea that only 900 people of the 60 000 that fucking saw

01:06:25.320 that click the ticket link that's insane to me josh i don't even want i don't even want to tell you

01:06:30.920 because it'll probably piss you off but i have a third the followers you do right and in in april i got

01:06:36.980 six million impressions with 4700 new followers and then in may i get 2.8 million impressions with 3300

01:06:44.960 followers and then in june 1.29 million with 1200 followers so it's just like oh right so what is

01:06:52.800 possible in those situations and i have a different uh i have a different app it's on my phone i don't

01:06:57.480 have a way to like share it with you guys but i use an app on my phone to track what the not what

01:07:03.220 the net is but what the actualized is so i can actually see how many i'm losing and how many i'm

01:07:08.740 gaining and i have had months where i've lost like i everybody remembers a few months back with twitter

01:07:14.140 where they had like people were losing like tens of thousands of followers oh yeah and mine swung 0.96

01:07:20.180 like it went down 10 and then it went up 10 and then it was like the fuck is going on and i have 0.95

01:07:25.520 people that like what's interesting and i you know i because i try to be very transparent with people 0.70

01:07:31.720 about this stuff because hopefully it either helps other people understand their numbers or it helps both

01:07:37.360 of us understand like there's some fuckery going on but when you look at like my numbers i have

01:07:42.820 people that were like hardcore engaged fans with what i did like three years ago and then they stopped

01:07:48.740 and and of course you could go like well maybe i i drifted far too far right for them right and then

01:07:53.960 i would i'll message those people sometimes like hey man like i got a show coming up in orlando and 0.97

01:07:58.620 they go cool and then they go by the way i don't ever really see your shit anymore yeah like i just 0.91

01:08:03.500 it just doesn't come up in my feed at all and so i just i tell those people like well you have to 0.95

01:08:08.360 subscribe to notifications or whatever but we've all done this where you've tried to like a tweet

01:08:12.720 and your like immediately disappears yeah oh yeah yeah or if you ever had like a pin tweet or a bookmark

01:08:19.580 tweet and you come back to it like a month or so later and you remember like oh yeah that was a banger

01:08:23.260 did numbers and you're like i know that's way less likes or whatever you know like yeah yeah

01:08:28.900 josie messaged me today and she uh she's the redheaded libertarian and she's like yeah i haven't 0.94

01:08:34.380 seen your tweets in a couple weeks like i have to go to your profile to see them and and she and i are

01:08:38.600 like tight you know we are constantly interacting and shit so if i'm getting suppressed by people that 0.85

01:08:43.660 follow me and i interact with then i'm definitely getting suppressed you know broadly it's just it's just 0.91

01:08:48.440 it's so transparent it's so and it's like your business model is about interaction and i have 0.95

01:08:54.980 huge interaction and you're like fuck this guy i don't i have no interest is this a is this an esg 0.99

01:09:00.080 thing it is yes it is i mean if it doesn't make economic sense in the traditional thing you do have 0.98

01:09:06.220 to realize well it does in a certain way and where is that you know and then black rock vanguard state

01:09:11.460 street are the biggest shareholders in twitter that's exactly why but but what i don't understand

01:09:16.720 is like at what point do the institutions realize that the culture is just shifting and the money's

01:09:20.860 on the other side like you would think if they truly were and this is what drives me nuts if they

01:09:25.220 were truly capitalist they would go yo man the pendulum is about to shift people are tired of

01:09:30.240 diversity and inclusion they're tired of the gay agenda they're tired of transgenderism like let's 0.99

01:09:35.080 start making fucking what was interesting was i thought mark walberg was making this pivot where he was 0.99

01:09:40.420 like i'm just gonna start doing all these movies that are about patriotism and soldiers and america 0.97

01:09:46.680 and that's that for a while that was very successful here for him where he did like soul

01:09:51.320 survivor and then what was the marathon boston marathon one that was really good yeah that was 0.98

01:09:57.060 great and then it would but then it was like it's almost like he couldn't get the fucking money 0.87

01:10:01.320 together to keep doing those kinds of films right well it's like it's twofold it's like you know

01:10:06.840 clint mentioned the esg stuff which i don't know if you've done the esg dive there is an economic

01:10:10.720 incentive for them to act the way they do but it is like i do think a lot of these institutions

01:10:15.140 are realizing this but the problem is is they've gotten steeped in this it's kind of like if you

01:10:19.720 have a government job for 15 years and you hate it and you're like five years away from a pension

01:10:23.180 you're like oh do i really fucking bounce because it's like oh like i hate this or whatever but my 0.99

01:10:28.840 point being is like there's a big gap from them going from what is essentially the state controlled

01:10:33.780 media at this point to the fucking the true free market you know like a lot of entrepreneurs you 0.93

01:10:40.040 know like gas digital shit like that and or and actually having to exist off your own merit 0.95

01:10:46.000 that's that's the key yes all right and let me give me a very succinct answer the reason that they 0.67

01:10:52.180 don't shift because you're absolutely right josh there is a tremendous amount of money if you actually

01:10:56.760 feed the right wing they can't shift because their entire business model is predicated on their

01:11:02.120 relationship to the government and to the central banks and the government is ran by this leftist

01:11:08.040 marxist socialist thing that cannot allow for the culture to take control in the way that it ought 0.76

01:11:14.760 to be because the i think you're absolutely right right like the the momentum is on the right first

01:11:18.860 like it is uh or the liberty minded whatever you want to call it and uh and they can't do that because

01:11:23.940 it'll it'll completely topple their entire power structure because they they will lose their

01:11:28.780 relationship to the federal reserve and then it's game over for everybody involved and that includes

01:11:32.840 the politicians that includes the black rock state street vanguard all of the biggest money 0.99

01:11:36.080 managers on on the planet so they can't do it they have no choice they have to run this fucking 0.88

01:11:40.220 ship into the rocks the corporation happens now that you see like basically where we're they have 0.94

01:11:46.340 to see that they're on the the federal reserve or the dollar itself is on the verge of just

01:11:50.000 absolutely just blowing up yeah they're shifting to the cbdc that's that's the whole plan they have

01:11:55.740 to keep the game afloat long enough that they get us into the cbdc so that then they have a full

01:12:00.740 panopticon they have all the spying technology they have the control of the money so that they can

01:12:04.880 take political dissidents and just shred their savings make it so that they can't go and eat

01:12:08.760 social credit scores the whole thing is about maintaining their power structure that's why 0.94

01:12:13.220 they are maintaining the censorship apparatus right now that because it's buying them time so that

01:12:17.720 they can roll out the rest of it is it also is it also a thing of where it's not just buying time

01:12:23.780 it's a controlled demolition yeah also it's a thing of like we will we'll we'll bump this up

01:12:29.740 like they did like 75 points like they did today yeah yesterday whatever ultimately it's like we're

01:12:35.300 just gonna do it incrementally because we're we have a we have a date that we're trying to hit

01:12:40.260 and if we don't do like this little increments at a time it's gonna crash yeah it's like a long

01:12:45.460 sustained 9-11 of the economy well really these are two forces at odds and this is a tale as old

01:12:51.420 as time this is a predator class versus the market and it's what it comes down to and it's a race to 0.98

01:12:56.760 the finish and i really do think that's why we really should be supporting shit that you think 0.93

01:13:01.920 is valuable ideally trying not to support corporations or the government in general if 0.96

01:13:06.100 you can because it really is a race to the end these guys are trying to get to be like hey they're

01:13:11.100 really trying to close all these loops but the thing is the market is like it's voluntary and there's

01:13:16.140 no wasted energy in trying to negate it which is what the predator class is so we do have that

01:13:22.280 advantage it's just you need to you know embrace it and be that you know become it you're still

01:13:27.940 dealing in their money it's a the corporations behave as if the dollar is useless and they're

01:13:33.080 correct and they the like like when you see what they value they don't value money because you 0.86

01:13:39.680 wouldn't be putting gay flags everywhere in disney and a lot of you know a lot of parents are you

01:13:44.860 know repelled by that they're not going to bring their and spend their money with their with their 0.99

01:13:48.000 kids but they're doing it for like like esg points or this cbdc shit because they know that they were 0.93

01:13:54.020 ready that's the mistake though that's the mistake though you just phrased it by saying they don't 0.97

01:13:57.780 care about money they absolutely care about money all of the money is in esg yeah not this kind of

01:14:03.340 money like this this kind of the money i'm talking about now the dollar is is almost like it's like a 0.99

01:14:08.240 dinosaur to them which probably never existed but they don't even care about this shit anymore 0.96

01:14:13.100 they're looking at they're looking i love it you just shoehorn that in yeah 1.00

01:14:16.540 that was last week like he's like yeah the dinosaur which may not be real or black people 0.98

01:14:25.040 who might be the product of genetic crossbreeding but anyway that's why it was yeah it was yakub yeah 0.99

01:14:31.560 but yeah it it's the it's the social credit score the cbdc stuff which they had the fucking nerve 0.89

01:14:37.720 to call the hamilton plan the the founding father of the of central banks and they and then they they 0.52

01:14:43.200 place it in boston it's just it's like so disrespectful a slap in the face to people who

01:14:47.360 don't understand even like the the basic basic american history let me let me explain the the

01:14:53.300 controlled demolition aspect that cole brought up they they aren't ready they don't have the cbdc 1.00

01:14:59.240 ready to roll out so what they have to do is they have to hike interest rates incrementally

01:15:04.180 get a minor deflictionary bust but they then have that leeway because they'll have the fed funds rate

01:15:09.820 at two and a half or three percent in which case when the recession hits they can now drop back down

01:15:14.680 to zero increase qe and then they hope by that time they will have the cbdc ready to roll out that's

01:15:20.100 my honest thesis as to exactly what's happening and i know that sounds very conspiratorial but i

01:15:25.120 really think but it makes sense when you're looking at it from like if they have their hands

01:15:30.740 on the reins like that's what you would do you'd be like that's what i would do

01:15:34.420 absolutely like it makes sense that's what anybody would do it's not like they're up there

01:15:39.020 going because if it was truly a hey we have inflation how do we get this under control

01:15:45.600 it's like well you kept we have drastic inflation you have to take drastic measures you don't just

01:15:50.460 raise it up by you know 75 points but see they know they can't you know they can't because they

01:15:55.920 have over 30 trillion dollars in debt and they can't even afford they would have to monetize the national

01:15:59.340 debt which would increase inflation regardless so they cannot increase interest rates high enough

01:16:04.400 to really break the back of inflation but because there's so much debt that it will be enough to slow

01:16:09.320 the economy significantly and that's all they need to do they slow it a little bit but increase interest

01:16:13.920 rates so they have leeway to then ease again and then increase qe boom five years down the road now

01:16:19.140 the cbdc and then they also live in a society where it's impossible to halt consumption right like

01:16:25.580 and let shorter people who grow their own food etc live off the grid it's that's every society it's

01:16:30.760 impossible to just halt consumption to balance the economy which which the citizens don't realize

01:16:36.880 they no longer have the ability to do people go we're not gonna we're gonna stop consumption so

01:16:41.720 no more eating out we're gonna go to the grocery store and spend 38 dollars on a one pound steak 0.97

01:16:45.880 well during yeah that's consumption dog during the lockdowns we we actually went through a slightly

01:16:52.340 like deflationary period in some in some aspects of the economy like like gas gas was like a dollar

01:16:57.560 or something like that yeah yeah people weren't driving so i mean then they started printing money

01:17:01.900 and that really balanced things out and fucked it up even more oh you know they don't want a 0.70

01:17:06.000 deflationary period well no they can't they can't have to chat what said uh crisis precipitates

01:17:11.760 chains it's manufactured so we beg for cbdc it makes sense because it's so easy to be like

01:17:16.900 hey guys crypto is the future and we as we want to bring it to you and this is going to solve our

01:17:23.580 inflation problem with crypto and like and they're i mean it's just it's such i'm telling you though the

01:17:28.260 the whip saw that they're putting the crypto markets through because there was a whole bunch

01:17:31.640 of funny money that was in that game too a whole bunch of leverage like it was natural that in a 0.99

01:17:36.980 deflationary bus with the interest rates increasing that you were going to see crypto eat shit which is

01:17:40.740 why i was telling people for the past year i was like yo like crypto is going to be lower at some 1.00

01:17:46.000 point like you will get lower entry points and everyone's like like all the maxis are like fuck 0.87

01:17:49.560 you all right well we'll see what's up but i am still a true believer in crypto like that never 0.97

01:17:55.020 changed i always thought i just was saying like i think from a fiat perspective you will be able to 0.91

01:18:00.280 have a lower entry point in which case you should be fucking buying with both fists i'm not even sure 0.91

01:18:05.000 we're at that low low low point yet but like like oh i'm not i'm not telling but today is a better a 0.95

01:18:10.700 better entry point than fucking six months ago like by a mile so that's all i was trying to say to 0.95

01:18:14.960 people this is close to this is close to the price i started buying i started buying at like 16k for 0.67

01:18:19.360 for bitcoin but exactly the principles remain the same of bitcoin but if if i control the money system

01:18:24.680 if i could just print money and i saw a bitcoin and i understood what it was as a as the threat that 0.77

01:18:29.860 it actually is to my system i would be using my bullshit money to buy bitcoin and then selling it 0.94

01:18:35.960 now to tank it which is probably what they're doing they ought to be acquiring it right now 0.90

01:18:41.420 unless satoshi is as a threat as a threat you would say you would be like i can't fight if i if i can't

01:18:49.060 fight it which they can't really fight it as in a ban they can't just ban bitcoin it doesn't work like

01:18:54.320 that so they're like we won't we won't ban it we'll co-opt it that's a lot easier to do

01:18:59.300 if they can't get rid of it they'll co-opt it which is basically yeah what has happened in

01:19:03.460 every business throughout the history of of commerce is like when something gets so big

01:19:08.660 they don't try to compete with it they buy it they buy it yeah yeah by the way i want to talk

01:19:12.800 on that cbdc thing real quick because i know a lot of people here and you think there's a conspiracy

01:19:16.820 with cbdc and cbd like they push cbd really hard yes it's just cbdc you know it's extra

01:19:25.160 yeah it's fine it's my aching back it'll fix my bank account yeah i think i know a lot of people

01:19:31.020 like hear what cbdc is they're like what the fuck why would anyone ever do that and i think you need 0.89

01:19:36.080 to remember that history rhymes and think about the ussr and when they started passing out funny 0.96

01:19:40.620 money and you're fucking starving and keep that in mind with the current economic uh situation and 0.88

01:19:46.880 where it could possibly go and think about what people will do when they're saying hey this will 0.98

01:19:52.040 feed you you need this this is what you need well it's not it's not just it's not just that you need

01:19:57.940 it jose it's that you will have no other resources because you'll be in a really tough recession at

01:20:03.580 that point so they'll just say hey we're starting uh ubi and this is how you get it yep that's it 0.89

01:20:10.120 who's who's not going to take the free fucking fake money everyone's everyone's going to take even 0.89

01:20:14.400 i'm going to take it that's the problem is it's going to be such a fucking easy in yeah like but 0.96

01:20:19.700 once you're in you can't get out and it's the same principles like red flags where everyone talks

01:20:23.720 about like hey if we have some mentally on like person who's got issues and you know so and so

01:20:28.740 is reported to police you know we should be able to go in there take their guns like they don't need

01:20:32.140 to have their guns this okay yeah you give me the fringe situation but what happens when next thing

01:20:37.380 is just a spurned girlfriend and then it goes from there to hey we don't like these guys uh 0.99

01:20:41.920 fucking opinions duncan lemp um you know fucking so on so forth you know imagine imagine had the cbdc 0.99

01:20:47.980 been rolled out when january 6 happened i bet you they would have fucking wiped all 1500 2000 people 0.99

01:20:54.000 of those protesters yeah it would have been like it would have been clean it would have been like in 0.99

01:20:57.920 canada yeah and then and then once you're a political dissident who has your fucking your all 0.97

01:21:03.040 of your assets seized good luck defending yourself good luck actually hiring attorney that can prove 0.98

01:21:08.340 that you're innocent because you have no fucking money so you're gonna get a public defender who's 0.95

01:21:12.140 paid by the government to defend you you are we could we can have a go fund me race for them 0.97

01:21:15.980 right clint yeah right right yeah and the current justice system is is basically in a lot of ways 0.95

01:21:21.360 no different than the the fucking show trials of old you get sent to a fucking thing you may not 0.95

01:21:26.460 especially under the current domestic uh uh terrorism laws if they put you under that well this is why 0.95

01:21:32.120 you need high paid attorneys because you don't know when you're going to trial and but you always

01:21:37.040 have that option of maybe taking some sort of plea deal uh and how is it any different than show

01:21:40.900 trials of old like hey uh we're gonna need you to admit your innocence otherwise you're gonna sit here

01:21:44.660 forever or we're gonna do this or that like the difference is the difference of degree not of

01:21:48.640 kind yeah and it's not it's already 99 of of uh guilty convictions are are pleased so how do you

01:21:55.000 say what killed in all this how would you say how would you be like okay i think i think it's an

01:21:59.340 it's an immense opportunity for us i mean because we understand what what's happening we can actually 0.51

01:22:04.880 when you see bitcoin hit 12 000 or something in the next year you should be fucking buying all of it

01:22:10.760 you know like that's an opportunity because i think and not everyone's gonna make it 0.55

01:22:14.600 i know and a lot of people don't like this guy but p quignone said a few years ago uh the the empire is

01:22:21.220 crumbling start building what you want to see in its place yep but here's another totally right yeah

01:22:25.460 yeah 100 right another conspiracy is uh is the christian aspect of it that ties into the cbd cbd 0.99

01:22:32.380 this is something dude oh the mark of the b shit this this is straight out of the bible 0.97

01:22:37.560 when you're talking about a cashless society but but there was a there was a concerned effort for 1.00

01:22:43.900 the last 20 years or so to undermine the bible make it look stupid and and undermine christianity 0.97

01:22:48.880 which it can be like like like global libertarianism it can be kind of laughable and people take it too 0.92

01:22:55.560 seriously at some points but there is a lot of truth in this thing and i mean just the one scripture

01:22:59.780 where they talk about a cashless society if people understood that scripture it's in the book of

01:23:04.820 revelations and then they said hey here's cbdc it's literally a cashless society based on nothing

01:23:09.660 we're going to replace your dollar which has already been replaced by fiat which was replaced by oil

01:23:14.820 which was not just that dude i've already had pastors tell me they're like oh that's just like

01:23:20.620 they're literally like crypto is the mark of the beast which you know guys the bible was written by

01:23:26.500 aliens and they you've been around for a while so they've seen these trends they knew this was

01:23:30.980 going to happen again uh the pastors the pastors are incorrect about crypto they would be correct

01:23:36.660 about like a crypto based on based from from the government yeah well and also yes you you have

01:23:44.480 another layer of alex jonesness to this where you say now they're talking about having rfids that are

01:23:50.140 implanted in the skin that that is like true marketing that in germany dude yeah and and they're like

01:23:55.060 huff post is writing like fluff pieces about it and i'm not even christian i don't even believe in 0.93

01:23:59.840 revelations but still i look at this stuff and i'm like fuck maybe what i think is so interesting 0.93

01:24:05.560 though is how many people that are christian that still don't understand that your primary enemy is 0.92

01:24:09.960 the government and that institution of power like i i talked about this on a podcast a couple weeks ago

01:24:15.180 where i said like all right let's just say that you even if you're not a christian you read the story

01:24:19.600 and you understand it to be somewhat historically reflective right think about the concept of this

01:24:24.360 guy shows up and he's supposed to be the son of god and he starts performing miracles and

01:24:29.620 regardless of the authenticity of that he gives people hope he symbolizes the aspirational uh core

01:24:36.060 of what humanity believes it can become and the only government in existence in the world at that time 0.99

01:24:41.880 was like we got to kill this motherfucker and who are we going to get to do it i don't know talk 1.00

01:24:47.740 let's get his friends on the phone let's see if we get his best friend the jews 1.00

01:24:50.820 this is why church and government has been working to circumvent the the every the actual

01:24:57.780 relationship with god forever and ever because they realize this is a threat to their hierarchy

01:25:02.080 it's a threat to their power religion has always been a threat to the power of government which is 0.99

01:25:06.340 the only real reason i love religion even though i don't necessarily subscribe to a particular one

01:25:11.860 i love that it is the thing that stands in opposition of government that's why it's so important

01:25:17.940 that's why they try to make atheism sexy and cool they're like you don't need god what we're your

01:25:23.820 god now like nation of islam podcast you're totally right dude like the the worship if you're going

01:25:29.420 like if you believe that human nature has a a proclivity towards worship i would greatly prefer 0.85

01:25:34.740 that they worship god than fucking the state like it's not even it's not even close competition 0.94

01:25:39.460 yeah and john's been growing growing i don't know i can't remember if you did grow up in a 0.99

01:25:43.980 christian household did you no not really i mean we we we were all soon because you're white yeah 0.70

01:25:49.180 we were actually all we were all protestant irish and my family growing up and but no nobody was 0.96

01:25:55.360 nobody took that shit seriously i did and it's it is it's 100 like a thing of no you can't like 0.90

01:26:02.920 god said to like uh obey the government and so you have to like do whatever they say you know and 0.97

01:26:08.980 so it is like that thing it's like romans 13 god never actually said that yeah you like that's

01:26:14.440 that's been debunked like yeah but but it's not but it's a thing of of religion like it can be a

01:26:21.460 co-opted religion which is uh super independent fundamental well wasn't wasn't that one of the

01:26:27.420 primary differences between catholicism and protestants in the cromwellian conquest was

01:26:32.980 the belief that the church or that the government was was beholden to god and and emboldened by god 0.94

01:26:39.440 and protestants were like nah fuck all that like we ain't about that and then they were like well 1.00

01:26:43.980 we have to kill all of you now i think i think one of the major flows and then we learned how to make 1.00

01:26:49.620 bombs i think i think that's why there's this religious revivalism right now is because the people 0.99

01:26:55.940 that are falling away from state worship the political dissidents which is oftentimes the right wing

01:26:59.880 they are all going like i still have this desire to worship so i'm gonna go i'm gonna go back to god

01:27:05.640 i also i think that's like that's a healthy ebb and flow every church the greatest revivals were during

01:27:11.460 mostly some of the worst times in like history so like you see like big great revivals during the

01:27:18.600 times where everybody's like hey this kind of sucks right now yeah like the dark i'm just gonna go

01:27:22.740 like you guys are saying is that what you guys are saying is that all of the horrible things that have 0.88

01:27:28.940 happened to black and mexican people in this country for the last hundred years has actually

01:27:33.800 been the best thing we could have done for them because it did bring them closer to god yes 0.99

01:27:38.560 all right go ahead kill it that's i don't think 0.92

01:27:41.040 that's how we're gonna leave it just like that 0.99

01:27:44.480 racism is holy that's slavery guys that was for you we did that to bring you closer to god if we fed you 0.99

01:27:53.500 what were you motherfuckers running the gambit of professional sports it's called the refiner's fire 1.00

01:27:58.660 okay what were you singing in the field you were just slave masters out there whipping people like 1.00

01:28:08.000 listen sweetheart this hurts me more than it hurts you let me explain it to you 0.99

01:28:12.200 they raped a couple of you but how big could their dicks have been i mean really well i i always joked 0.99

01:28:17.640 that that's why we we were like no no we can't let they were like uh when they saw the dicks on slaves 0.99

01:28:22.660 they were like don't let these guys learn how to speak or read or write because the minute they could 1.00

01:28:27.720 convince our women to sit on that thing we're fucked that was a dangerous monster put a loincloth on him 1.00

01:28:34.180 and get him out in the fucking field far away from the house here's i want to know i want to know 1.00

01:28:38.840 because they can beat the shit out of us like they will like we have to we can't with those terms here 0.99

01:28:45.720 back in the day back in the day when they were doing like roman sculptures you know like the uh 0.90

01:28:50.980 the sculpture of david it was yeah he has a tiny wing yes it could be good because it was fashionable

01:28:56.080 for for men oh you guys think that's small i thought it was kind of 0.99

01:28:59.520 he was soft so we don't really know but that's right then it was like if you had a big penis it 0.99

01:29:09.420 was like laughable even in the bible they were like they were making not jokes about it but they 0.99

01:29:14.740 were saying like he has a penis like a donkey and i was like it was undesirable that's because women 1.00

01:29:18.920 prefer the smaller ones we all know this no i think it's because the guys that wrote the bible 1.00

01:29:23.200 probably had small dicks we're gonna find a way put this thing in there 1.00

01:29:27.280 no no no ezekiel listen to me uh maybe we should pop up the small ones i mean knowing the jews this 0.95

01:29:37.640 could be like the smartest like op ever like of all time just them planned it to be like hey we'll

01:29:43.320 tell them we have little peckos and they see how huge it is they'll be blown away yeah yeah i'm a 0.81

01:29:49.160 little dick i want to know i really want to know like i need a study right now on the size of actual 0.99

01:29:55.700 african black dudes dicks and african americans dicks because i have this thesis that they were 1.00

01:30:01.960 bred somebody clip this it's true they were bred they were they were bred to be the most the the 1.00

01:30:08.560 biggest the strongest the most athletic that usually correlates with dick size because you're 1.00

01:30:12.240 fucking you got testosterone and all that i bet you anything i bet you anything that fucking african 1.00

01:30:17.300 americans have way bigger dicks than africans i i'm not entirely sure although i'll say i don't know 1.00

01:30:22.140 specific data but i've looked into it before uh i know that i believe it's the congos i believe it's 0.99

01:30:28.100 the congos have the largest average penis size no okay to be fair that's not corrected because 0.98

01:30:33.860 they're just obviously going to you know do the average for american ones not isolating the african 0.95

01:30:37.860 there's a chance that there's a chance that they could have really boosted our national average to

01:30:42.420 an extent we didn't realize and they do beat other congos i think cole's right actually i think

01:30:45.960 it's somewhere in south america yeah but there's only there was there was a lot of slavery

01:30:50.060 in south america the stats have changed it happens well so it's actually the brazilians right because 0.97

01:30:55.100 we know that women have huge tits so there was tremendous slavery in brazil tremendous i'm not 0.94

01:31:01.780 saying there wasn't no when you say tremendous was it was it when you say tremendous was it the 0.98

01:31:07.200 most or just your favorite slavery was tremendous people there were good people on both sides

01:31:13.520 i don't know if y'all be able to see this but i this is like a one of those 40 and slips 0.97

01:31:18.260 but i meant to write biggest dicks by race and i accidentally wrote niggas 0.93

01:31:22.960 are you sure you didn't mean niggas 1.00

01:31:29.500 now i think clint is on to something with the uh the african american athletes having the biggest 0.97

01:31:35.860 dicks because deshaun watson is actually being sued by all those women because they all got injured 1.00

01:31:40.060 jerking off his huge yeah how do you injure yourself on a guy's dick i'm sorry i'm just 1.00

01:31:45.360 giggling so it was in my head i just thought like all type dicks by the way ecuador ecuador 0.99

01:31:51.800 cameroon and then bolivia like are the top three countries but they aren't measuring women 0.98

01:31:58.420 and americans this is my psa to women if you need two hands to point it away from your face 1.00

01:32:03.120 you knew what you were getting in probably the average the average erect penis size in ecuador 0.99

01:32:09.300 is 6.93 inches i swear those are over seven i swear dude ecuadorians are five feet tall that's an 1.00

01:32:16.480 impossibility do you tell me all these little fucking midget yeah but no no no no but the guy 1.00

01:32:21.080 who had the biggest guy who had the biggest dick in the history of the world was like south of 1.00

01:32:25.840 ecuadorian i think he wasn't right eight foot eight guy yeah the guy who had like a 22 inch cock or 0.99

01:32:31.320 some shit look at the one that was all the bigger dick is what was his name he got his picture 0.99

01:32:36.300 wait wait it wasn't it wasn't the same guy as the tallest man ever i want to reiterate that because 1.00

01:32:42.660 that was a banger joke and only two people got it the smellier uh the race the bigger the dick 0.99

01:32:47.540 that's not true because indian isn't even close to top 10 0.98

01:32:52.760 and they're number one smelliest cool well do you remember uh when uh ck in the tower game chat said 0.97

01:33:00.340 the average men's dick size is eight inches yes that was true a lady in the tower game chat did 1.00

01:33:06.820 believe that the average dick size was eight inches whatever he meant she's been with 1.00

01:33:11.140 oh this is anecdotal really that's all just the men i fuck no no he was he was mexican 54 year old 1.00

01:33:19.860 roberto esquivel cabrero from saltillo mexico has a record-breaking penis measuring 18.9 inches what are you 0.99

01:33:28.960 doing what are you doing what are you doing a little youtube clip of him like slinging 0.99

01:33:32.940 whatever you want like look at what they do is he what they do is he run around the village and 0.99

01:33:36.720 is scared of the children he's like so fucking proud of it too you fuck horses i love that he 0.99

01:33:43.380 lives in an italian village wait is that flaccid or yes yes he's mexican but he lives in an italian 1.00

01:33:48.320 village what do you do he puts orange peels in his mouth and scares the children i'm coming back at

01:33:54.420 you i got a spicy in me to bowl you can't get that thing hard you can't get imagine filling 18 inches 0.99

01:34:02.580 up with blood and then imagine finding a girl and i mean maybe he does fuck but it's got to be like 1.00

01:34:07.620 kind of it's like this thick it's like fucking like a pizza pie dude you you can never get a boner 0.99

01:34:11.840 like but you can't even get it in bowls deep and it's like what if it's a curse it's it's almost 0.99

01:34:16.740 a curse i know hey i had a big dick that's when people go people go like oh don't you wish you 0.97

01:34:23.980 had more size i go listen i've always been able to fit the whole thing in whatever i'm putting it 0.99

01:34:28.020 i don't care about how you feel yeah he was like a big dick dude and i legit saw his dick it was big 0.98

01:34:35.620 and like it was actually borderline sad when he would tell me stories about like him and his girlfriend 0.99

01:34:40.280 and shit because he'd be like he'd almost be like for a moment he'd be like he'd be trying to 0.95

01:34:43.880 impress me and then i'd be like that just kind of sucks man and he'd be like yeah he would be like 0.99

01:34:50.460 yeah she's so tiny i just have to like get like half hard and get it like the right angle 1.00

01:34:54.660 that sounds awful dude they're actually there are self-help books out there legit self-help books

01:35:00.680 for people who have huge penises hey would you rather i because i so this is kind of topical yeah it's

01:35:06.400 one it's one page it just opens up and it goes awesome i love it how we just all uh collectively 0.91

01:35:13.320 realize the uh the mortal struggle of dave smith yeah this is what the self-help book for guys with 0.75

01:35:20.800 big dicks is it just opens it up and it's chapter one page one show it to people and that's it that's 0.77

01:35:28.000 all you have to do to get through life my honest thesis on dave is that uh big j and lewis have like 0.94

01:35:33.520 four and a half inch wings and he's just back in like a seven and they're like jesus christ well

01:35:38.800 did you guys remember when pete davidson went on uh skanks all those years ago and showed a picture 0.98

01:35:43.680 of his dick and everyone was just like they just like gas like somebody opened the ark of the covenant 0.98

01:35:48.640 and then everybody everybody wonders why he's like plowing his way through all of the most successful 1.00

01:35:54.400 women in hollywood yeah and then but then it's also like why would you like those women when 1.00

01:36:00.160 they're just like i just need a fucking kim kardashian if you watch her show she literally 1.00

01:36:05.600 dated maybe the most introspective genius world worldly musician of our generation right and then 0.99

01:36:12.640 in her show she's like i was just ready to get piped the fuck down by trash and you're like 0.99

01:36:17.440 like what the fuck is wrong with you like this is how awful women are as human beings right like 1.00

01:36:25.200 i gotta read up winning yes exactly if we can even fucking call them that she was like listen 1.00

01:36:33.120 i know i know that i was fucking our generation's mozart and he's the father of my children and he has 0.98

01:36:40.240 so much love in his heart for humanity that sometimes he can't get the words out of his mouth but have you 0.99

01:36:45.760 ever been piped down by staten island trash pretty much better i'm like oh i wanted to throw up 0.99

01:36:54.240 lysander x in the odyssey chat said maybe dudes with big dicks just didn't do anything worth making 0.97

01:36:59.200 a statue about ever think of that that's uh that's too busy man that's so good that's that's such a 0.97

01:37:06.800 great point it's true because most of my like most of like my motivation is most of men's motivation is 0.97

01:37:12.960 to get pussy right but if it's just being given to you like dan bilzerian then what are you doing 0.99

01:37:17.600 besides making shitty youtube videos yeah you're not creating i'm married uh get married and then 0.99

01:37:23.600 come back to me all right therefore everybody that's doing anything you're doing stand-up comedy 1.00

01:37:28.320 podcasts you're doing this everyone's got a small dick it's small yeah small dicks i'm just trying to 1.00

01:37:33.920 fuck my wife dude i'll just prove this to you guys my friend with the biggest dick who we know 1.00

01:37:38.320 is a pool man he fixes people's pools i never felt a mean he's got three kids he he married the 1.00

01:37:48.000 first woman that he slept with in high school they had three kids together now he's like in his 40s

01:37:53.200 and he's divorced and he's engaged again like you would think having that pipe you'd just be out

01:37:58.000 bashing women right clubbing them with it well you're a pool boy so you know you're going to 1.00

01:38:01.680 women's houses when their husbands are working you're fucking i guess but i'm just saying like when we 1.00

01:38:05.920 were kids he was like i'm gonna be a fucking famous millionaire and we and we we should have 1.00

01:38:09.840 just looked at his dick and be like not with that thing you're not that big old dick you have no need 0.99

01:38:15.360 to impress anyone yeah meanwhile i'm out here like ah i guess i gotta get it guess i gotta get a tv show 0.99

01:38:28.320 did y'all see that uh thread there's i mean there's been a couple come out of like uh

01:38:33.040 de-transitioned um oh come on let's not go deep dive we're already an hour 0.74

01:38:36.960 if y'all saw it they're all complaining about what it's like and how terrible it is would you 1.00

01:38:44.080 rather have that or the 18 inch penis that you can't barely use come on that's an easy penis 1.00

01:38:49.520 yeah dude john yeah i mean 18 or no dick like when you when you took that shit was it sticking out the 1.00

01:38:56.640 water it like no no you see you went like this like it was sticking out long ways yeah like that 0.99

01:39:01.760 it was curled and it was also sticking out top side it was like a submarine that had emerged to like 0.98

01:39:10.720 check out the terrain and then go back under dude that's a penis that you have to unfurl man 1.00

01:39:16.480 yeah yeah i don't know because like if you have an 18 the top already talked about this you can't even 0.99

01:39:20.560 get hard anyways like it's not but i wouldn't i would still rather have a fucking imagine hammer than a 0.99

01:39:25.280 fucking no dick no but imagine a girl riding you and it's like so big like there's no way for it to 1.00

01:39:31.280 whoa whoa whoa whoa i have a girl riding you and it's so everybody everybody close your eyes and just 1.00

01:39:36.720 imagine no like now imagine that dick was black yeah imagine it was black if you have a dick and 1.00

01:39:42.720 she's riding you and she gets kind of crazy and then it like fucking flat like everyone's had that 1.00

01:39:46.560 happen where it slips out but imagine if it was like long enough to flop in half it could break this

01:39:51.440 this is like just like i can't even dude no so so we're talking about so so these are actually the 0.99

01:39:56.320 two scenarios here you have this massive dick where i'm pretty sure that if you get a boner you'll 0.99

01:40:00.800 lose so much blood from your head that you'll die instantaneously we're talking about that versus 1.00

01:40:06.240 this uh transitioned that's why black people don't live that long male to female 1.00

01:40:13.840 you guys all have high blood pressure like yeah we're pumping it further away from the heart than most 0.58

01:40:19.040 people that's why that's why they're always late in the morning they got 0.98

01:40:22.080 fucking morning wood they just can't get up i think i think that's why that's that's why 0.99

01:40:25.520 why don't you guys use that as an excuse like man my dick was hard i couldn't walk through the 0.99

01:40:29.840 doors for 45 minutes i got dizzy going i've been trying to get scoffed i've been trying to get 0.97

01:40:35.840 jobs don't ever have jobs because they're like i don't need to achieve 0.98

01:40:38.960 shit bitch look at this piece this is also why they developed sickle cell because they're even 1.00

01:40:43.440 their body was just like we got to get it there in a streamlined way 1.00

01:40:49.520 the sickle cell is the blood like crawling its way to the end of the dick 0.99

01:40:55.120 it's like it we'll just make a blood cell's dick shape you know what 0.98

01:40:59.840 more efficient because they can like link up

01:41:03.760 you got to do a piece about the blood cells yeah that's when we go back when we go back to talking

01:41:07.840 about you know what would be hilarious is if if somebody invents time travel what we should do

01:41:14.480 this would be hilarious what do you mean what we should do is go back in time right to slavery times

01:41:19.680 and teach slaves that the way to have combat is to dick fight 1.00

01:41:26.960 well could you imagine then you fast forward you come back to time and you go back to like early 90s 1.00

01:41:32.960 compton and it's just bloods and crypts like get your ass out in the street 1.00

01:41:37.040 motherfucker and take out your dick and they're just black dudes just 1.00

01:41:41.760 fucking dick fighting each other the rat would be crazy 1.00

01:41:45.280 rap would be fucking amazing dude that would bring a whole new meaning to uh the term rat beef 1.00

01:41:50.880 so no it would be a whole new meaning to bust a cap in his ass 1.00

01:41:54.480 oh my god it's called beefing that's why it's called beefing 1.00

01:41:59.440 all right you imagine biggie and tupac in fucking like in las vegas just i'll tell you guys the truth 0.98

01:42:05.360 when i go into like locking horns i don't i don't know what to lock horns i don't know what the 0.98

01:42:09.760 black twitter is talking about most of the time but when they say beefing they might actually mean

01:42:14.320 that like i don't know what they say i don't know what it means but we might be on to something

01:42:19.360 i think we figured it out yeah we figured it out

01:42:21.840 all right we're at like an hour 45 are you guys ready to do plugs are we gonna do this off 0.99

01:42:26.480 yeah josh you need to plug your shit because he came on here to you have some uh 0.96

01:42:29.920 yeah no it's good man uh josh jenny is the host of jankum yeah the jankum the jankum podcast where 0.99

01:42:36.400 we talk about whatever shit i feel like uh i also am the host of next week tonight on sensor tv and 0.66

01:42:41.920 we're doing the first ever sensor tv live show stand up live podcast q a myself gavin mckinnis 0.92

01:42:48.240 anthony cumia we have a bunch of special guests that might pop in for the podcast that we know they're

01:42:53.120 going to be there we don't know who's all popping in for the podcast that's a going to be an awesome

01:42:56.880 show you can get tickets on my site josh denny comedy.com there's still tickets available um but

01:43:02.960 all the vip is sold out for the meet and greet and stuff afterwards and and it's going to be a

01:43:07.120 great fucking show it's the first one we're doing and i i said on twitter the other day like if you're 0.97

01:43:11.360 a you're a fan of any of us and you don't come to this show you're gonna fucking hate that you missed 0.98

01:43:15.680 it for real man uh clint russell liberty lockdown you know where i'm at follow me yep uh no way jose uh 0.89

01:43:22.720 that's the name of my show uh jose gallison you can follow me on twitter at uh 2020 no way jose

01:43:27.120 uh on my show uh coming up uh i think i got i'm doing okay this this month is in a loop on me i've

01:43:32.400 gone like deeper into the conspiracy shit more uh so i'm doing an oak uh oklahoma city bombing episode 0.73

01:43:37.520 next month uh next week uh with like a dude who's collected a ton of shit go deep into that and then uh 0.88

01:43:42.560 i have magnus vanvidia coming on i think the following week we're doing a duncan limp and there's a small

01:43:47.920 chance very there's a chance i mean if assuming her lawyers say it's a go that i may end up it's

01:43:54.000 a possibility so if it doesn't happen it's not that crazy but it's something super excited about be able

01:43:58.320 to uh interview the widow of duncan limp uh that had their she was literally pregnant uh with him next

01:44:04.320 to the bed when he got assassinated by the police so i think she got shot i say this i say the same 0.98

01:44:09.040 thing about eating tommy lauren's asshole i go if her lawyers we gotta wait to hear back from her 1.00

01:44:14.000 lawyers yeah fingers crossed if legal gets back to us that it's okay i mean it may not happen but 0.99

01:44:22.480 she has i guess they have i guess they've given say so and other shit before so i don't know what 0.65

01:44:27.280 her legal situation is right now with all that but yeah why are lawyers involved why can't you just be

01:44:33.040 like because i mean you guys think it's probably still in some sort of litigation of some sort there's

01:44:37.520 probably you don't want to get your stories crossed from a lawyer perspective and not even saying 0.71

01:44:41.200 she'd be lying but you know you know you say one thing and they use it and fucking later to be 0.99

01:44:45.760 like hey well you said this and this doesn't know i was talking about tommy lauren right

01:44:52.080 it's because josh already harassed her once so no i've i've never been anything other than a

01:44:58.000 gentlemanly to the lady yeah go to top lobster.com to pick up all of the tower gang merch will be

01:45:03.280 locked on merch everybody everybody's merch uh top lobster anything else that's my plugs all right

01:45:08.480 tower king cole on twitter and uh like always i i might do a sports podcast at some point

01:45:15.200 i don't believe you he might not probably won't hey man are you going to get hit for leaving that

01:45:20.160 laundry in the basket this whole time 1.00

01:45:26.720 it'd be so dope if his pregnant if his pregnant wife comes in there and just whoops his ass is this 1.00

01:45:30.800 fucking laundry still unfolded you piece of shit iron my hour tower here's by the way i don't well 1.00

01:45:37.520 you each of you except for toad has a woman in your life has does your woman ever go hey can you please 1.00

01:45:43.440 do the dishes and you're like yeah i'll do those and then i do dishes every day but and then she proceeds 0.99

01:45:48.400 to go and do the dishes and then gives you about it and you're like i said i was going to do them but 0.99

01:45:52.400 you went ahead and did them so what do you what do you want me to do ignore that shit like whatever 0.99

01:45:56.320 be mad bitch it's like the exact opposite where i ask her to do them and then they just it doesn't 1.00

01:46:04.320 happen at all and then we have to take our dicks out and fight each other i have experienced that with 1.00

01:46:12.160 a woman before but it is my mom so you take your dick out and you fight your mom wow no no the dishes 1.00

01:46:19.120 pretty big um well i was going to just mention real quickly r.i.p to reed coverdale who's banned 1.00

01:46:27.040 from twitter again but uh yes he used to be on this show a long time ago he'll be back he's a

01:46:34.240 little bit of a hiatus from a lot of podcasting in general he's uh in the in the in the midst of

01:46:38.720 moving and you know living the high life as a niche micro internet celebrity uh so probably getting 0.66

01:46:45.120 a lot of that fucking road head stuff i love it uh oh i wanted to i can't believe we made it through 0.94

01:46:50.720 an hour and 45 minutes and not a single jeff jack murphy joke like i'm almost disappointed 0.98

01:47:00.000 what are you guys going out for drinks

01:47:03.600 i'm telling you the jokes the jokes in the comments section are so like it's just it's just not original

01:47:09.680 like no one has any original humor it's really it's sad it's why you gotta do an odyssey and do a

01:47:13.920 live stream and that dude that's where it's at that's where all the racists go it's amazing

01:47:17.840 clint's vying for some of that humiliation i guess he kind of wants it he's like i know right he's

01:47:22.640 like everybody's pretty good don't even make fun of me come on like come on my face at least i was 0.97

01:47:28.480 like i have jack murphy on i get all this fucking hate in the comments and nothing from you guys i 0.98

01:47:32.800 just you know i i just say you're more mature than i expected and that's disappointing oh yeah what 0.99

01:47:37.600 what was that like did you guys take your dicks out and fight each other yeah they were beefing 0.98

01:47:43.280 we did beef uh if you don't have a beefing shirt which is just like two gladiators with dick silhouettes 0.99

01:47:52.080 like pressed against each other it could be that thomas soul shirt oh yeah thomas swole yeah dude 0.98

01:47:58.560 just have his dick out perfect or it's just like uh what's the um the thing where they would they 0.98

01:48:04.080 had two horses and they would go with each other and poke sticks it's just that was that was the 0.99

01:48:12.640 description of jousting by a five-year-old that was incredible talk jousting horses and then they

01:48:19.280 have the sticks and then they run at each other you know someone said none of murphy's porn was

01:48:24.320 original and to that i would say uh original porn is a rarity uh like i mean yeah rule 34 is a thing

01:48:31.840 but um for the most part it's pretty much a standard formula they shouldn't be watching

01:48:35.920 porn yeah what are you doing if you if you just for the record if you google jousting there's some

01:48:41.200 really great like old victorian art of it and all you'd have to do lobsters replace the joust with 0.90

01:48:46.880 big black cocks and then just put made out of chopped meat and you could just put yee be beefing 0.97

01:48:53.360 in old english it's hilarious holy shit all right oh man all right hey josh thanks again man hey 0.99

01:49:09.280 thanks for having me as always guys see y'all peace out peace out

Tower Gang - June 16, 2022

Ep 74 - Beefin' w⧸ Josh Denny

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