Tower Gang - Ep 75 - Burning Man w⧸ Royce Lopez

00:00:00.000 this one right what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off

00:00:05.660 dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail it's in manhattan

00:00:13.000 with two kamikazes you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs

00:00:19.920 to account for it white women must be stopped that's right what yeah we can stay horny and

00:00:27.660 retarded longer than she could stay sane what your ass ass to penis ratio maybe you could say we had

00:00:34.440 sex but we didn't fuck oh jesus fat dave fuck you man what's up it's jose gallison you're watching

00:00:49.120 tower power hour i have with me as always tower king cole toad i have fucking clint clint coverdale

00:00:57.520 over here uh the the all right i'm fucked up i don't remember what your name is now

00:01:02.620 clint uh

00:01:03.300 coverdale uh good deal yeah and uh i mean we weren't expecting this we were expecting to

00:01:11.520 have split up into two groups uh three three v three have them do it live i guess you guys are

00:01:16.420 still planning on doing the live pork fest thing so i think that's all right baby correct hell yeah

00:01:20.520 is that for sure is that is that a all the logistics figure out i don't know if it'll be

00:01:25.400 live but we're recording for sure anyways who's our guest yes well i was getting there i was building

00:01:30.420 anticipation and today we also have royce with us of revenge of the cis uh day wave radio i believe

00:01:36.340 is the other one uh if you want to go ahead introduce yourself to the audience normally we

00:01:39.240 don't do that on the show we just roll but i have a feeling uh that you may not be as familiar

00:01:43.600 with some of our audience or our audience might be as familiar with you i just learned about you

00:01:47.020 recently and you have a pretty sizable audience it's like how the fuck do we not know about this

00:01:50.360 guys i'm kind of curious human beings on the planet yeah so i'm kind of curious how you've existed

00:01:55.540 without me knowing about you and uh maybe you just ran in different circles i'm kind of interested to

00:01:59.520 see here i don't know i mean i don't know probably because we've been fucking shadow banned since we

00:02:03.180 started that that all right hurts you a little bit right you don't show up anywhere we blew up like

00:02:08.520 our show blew up we've been there for like six years now our show blew up and we had all these

00:02:12.580 subscribers and at one point we hit a play we're like you're not monetized and then at that same

00:02:16.920 point it's like also you're not going to show up on people's feeds so fuck you and i'm like oh great

00:02:20.500 wonderful um now man i don't know i mean i i just uh i just we we we do a comment political comedy

00:02:27.760 show and try to lean heavier on the on the comedy stuff i mean uh that's about it i don't ever know

00:02:34.560 how to fucking describe ourselves i don't know we've interviewed alex jones that was pretty cool

00:02:38.300 like oh shit oh yeah they're fucking brilliant comedic geniuses with great liberty-minded

00:02:45.640 political leanings they are revenge of the sis look see this guy should be a wrestling promoter

00:02:50.760 man clint fucking rules thank you i don't know i don't tell myself i don't tell myself but uh yeah

00:02:56.160 man you know just it's easier to laugh at this shit than kill yourself i guess and for now

00:03:01.140 yeah yeah i don't know it's for now yesterday so because of the esg shit so yeah sorry about that

00:03:09.200 i gave i gave two hour long until like i mean like like right now i'm seeing like everybody's just

00:03:16.400 like oh i think actually days which is posted like hey the recession is like right upon us right now

00:03:21.060 like we're about to forget fuck and i'm looking at like uh interest rates i'm like okay this is about

00:03:26.740 to get really bad but let's just like laugh a little bit let's just talk about like dicks

00:03:31.520 fart jokes and like laugh a little bit because if i don't laugh i'll die i'll cry

00:03:35.640 dave was actually referring to his boner receding because he's no longer coming to pork fest so

00:03:40.980 all right

00:03:42.460 this is the first time i've ever been live one of toad's terrible jokes

00:03:49.300 hearing it in person is just like a different level it's just like you want to kill yourself

00:03:58.200 even that much now i'm close enough to actually strangle him like i always think about doing but

00:04:02.880 i i feel bad you'll come to find out you might get lucky today toad does nothing but duds or bangers

00:04:10.220 there's no way between so uh yeah it's it's a treat it's it's a fun it's a fun i only shit and

00:04:16.380 fuck that's true yep so all right we're we're continuing by like you and your fucking mic etiquette

00:04:23.620 today but uh royce do you have anybody like that that's just either like they even either put out

00:04:30.880 like dud jokes or absolute the best jokes of the podcast yeah oh hold on we're talking about obi-wan

00:04:37.540 before the show of course i know him he's me

00:04:40.280 i'm the guy it's either really bad really there's no middle ground you do look like the

00:04:49.560 next pokemon evolution of toad so

00:04:51.400 i'm probably i'm probably older so that makes sense yeah you never know you might not

00:04:59.220 we're not going to mention on the podcast but we were talking about kenobi before

00:05:04.600 and the thing i want to tell the audience is royce is super based because he hates kenobi

00:05:09.180 and that just makes me so happy because he's not some fucking disney like no no hold on i said

00:05:15.880 that i said that off air on air sorry excuse me do you hate powerful black women

00:05:22.540 wow hold on i am calling the news i do think legit all the people who are like i love this show are

00:05:32.220 just idiots who are like i don't want to be perceived as racist and whether that's intentional

00:05:36.260 or not that's just how they come out because i i don't see any defense of it being good i can

00:05:40.160 see people be like but here's the thing with the racist thing right like i feel like

00:05:44.620 to be honest like all the jokes aside i look i'm allowed to be racist because a lot of my

00:05:49.160 friends are racist so i feel like that's allows me you know and you're persian so right no

00:05:54.580 yes cuban very close though um and by the way if you don't refer to me as latinx again i'm calling

00:06:03.240 the adl so just so you know shit i thought it was i'm thinking of getting bar mitzvah just so i can

00:06:11.100 get away with saying all the anti-semitic stuff all the time and you know bro dude remember life

00:06:15.940 hack let me give you a life hack you could say it anyway no one can stop you

00:06:19.080 you should see me in traffic when my windows are up

00:06:24.140 that's why everyone's a liar i don't have a racist bone in my body yeah until sun asian woman cuts

00:06:35.720 you off and then you become really racist i will never i will never get a tesla because i know

00:06:43.480 that shit is so technologically advanced that it's like listening to everything and it's like you can

00:06:49.060 tweet from the fucking car i'm not gonna i'm not gonna tesla because i'm yelling racial slurs

00:06:54.640 at like anything that cuts me off or anything like pisses me off or just like randomly like i like

00:07:01.280 seeing like something that's super like really bad i don't know if i go to your if i go to someone's

00:07:08.680 house to hang out and they have amazon alex i rip it and throw it out the window i don't trust that

00:07:13.100 i don't fucking trust that shit oh we don't record you though fuck you don't

00:07:18.120 my my parents because we're no longer on youtube and we have no viewers i can tell the truth now

00:07:24.520 both my mom and my stepdad who really were the ones that raised me i'm telling you like in our

00:07:30.700 day-to-day lives not not tremendously racist commuting to school holy fucking shit charlie would

00:07:37.480 just be like i bet you this is a fucking gook in front of me i told you it was a fucking gook in

00:07:42.000 front of me why are you talking like this i was like nine years old and then my mom same thing my

00:07:48.520 mom this sweet little five foot three nothing lady she's just like all these fucking blacks are always

00:07:53.140 cutting me off and i'm just like what the fuck is happening click's father is john mccain actually

00:07:57.940 yeah i mean with the goop thing i mean that wasn't even that crazy a couple decades ago i mean like we

00:08:02.380 we had our earlier episode we went over the mccain thing with the the gooks quote that was what like

00:08:07.260 early 2000s late 90s like and they're just everyone's like oh okay i'm like he's a hero

00:08:13.580 captured

00:08:16.860 i think you get tortured by them i think that's fair i like soldiers that have both their eyes

00:08:26.060 cringe cringe yeah

00:08:27.260 i like my boy heroes

00:08:31.900 dude are you gonna delay today what the fuck is going on

00:08:37.580 what am i delayed

00:08:41.100 i have no clue yes you are

00:08:43.380 well to be fair cole's doing his show from the cafe 80s from back to the future too

00:08:49.420 yeah your mic etiquette is awful

00:08:56.620 but it is what it is we'll work with it uh all right so we're doing jones in for june

00:08:59.980 we're we're uh we got this you guys uh i guess tomorrow have uh i don't know if it's for sure but

00:09:05.020 you got richard booth who is in the amazing richard grove god damn it too many people's similar names

00:09:10.700 richard grove richard booth is who i had on uh yes

00:09:14.460 quick interruption uh i think i figured out why we have no viewers right now

00:09:18.620 odyssey is completely black oh yeah it's shitting out right now it's like going in and out though

00:09:23.100 i keep watching i'm watching the chat to see if there's anything good to bring up

00:09:26.300 it's work it's working for me i mean i have odyssey open another tab it's for juneteenth what do you

00:09:30.940 want okay yeah actually david duke showed up at pork fest and we're getting him booked on tower

00:09:37.660 excuse me excuse me dr david duke all right put the perspective of his name

00:09:44.140 i respect the uh the phd who the fuck is that in the corner over there it's creepy

00:09:49.900 oh it's ashton okay it's a weird facebook it's that hooker that i hired to come over here she'll

00:09:57.020 be dead soon yeah she hasn't jumped out the window yet she's uh she's still alive she's still kicking

00:10:03.660 oh all right you guys ready to stop bullshitting and get into some conspiracy craziness yeah i'm

00:10:09.100 pretty sure it's still black on the uh live stream you're a single thing you're saying or doing just

00:10:13.420 so you know they can't hear you either who can't hear you the odyssey stream is not working so like

00:10:19.340 so the titanic did it sink i'm just kidding that's not the conspiracy that's a good one

00:10:27.660 yeah so so the theory with the with the titanic is that there was wealthy bankers it was like a

00:10:33.500 banker's war is that correct yes um give us the details who knows more about it you or me uh probably

00:10:40.620 that was about all i know so yeah so do you for real propose this and not know no no no

00:10:45.900 no no no so the theory is that uh the titanic um the sinking of the titanic was intentional

00:10:55.980 and that it was done by uh yeah yes uh no you didn't it was done by i'm i'm listening

00:11:06.460 jp morgan uh jp morgan to eliminate uh numerous political rivals of his and that he and his wife

00:11:14.380 or something were booked to be passengers on the ship and then they canceled the trip

00:11:19.180 like right before it happened and a bunch of his rivals were still on that trip like one of the john

00:11:23.500 jacob asters and some other people all of whom died when the ship sank and it wasn't just morgan it

00:11:29.180 was some other very high profile uh people who did the same thing that morgan did and that's essentially

00:11:37.500 what the theory is yeah and the other part of the theory is that they switched the ship with

00:11:44.220 wait wait sorry sorry but using okay sorry i'm trying to keep up so using that theory who's like

00:11:49.820 so so they they sank the ship on purpose or the ship didn't sink no no no that they intended for

00:11:56.300 the ship to sink but what they did is they switched it with another ship that had been taken out of

00:12:01.340 commission that i got you wait wait wait when did this switch take place i believe it was before they

00:12:06.460 before they went from ireland to the united states or after yeah you're talking that the type before is not

00:12:12.940 sunk and it exists under a different name yes they they you can see pictures of these two if you

00:12:18.860 look this up is it on the moon they repainted it's a carnival cruise now it's still running it's great

00:12:29.580 wait wait wait the titanic was the uss liberty that oh damn

00:12:35.020 hold on guys i'm going on a 4chan right now

00:12:42.460 if you look up pictures of the two ships there are like some differences in like how the windows

00:12:46.700 are spaced and stuff and the ones on what was labeled the olympia in pictures before

00:12:52.380 the titanic uh sinking happened the ship that was uh found at the bottom of the ocean the windows

00:12:59.340 actually matched that picture of the olympia and not the picture of the titanic with the name

00:13:04.460 titanic on it and the other part of it is that uh like one of the main like there i think there are

00:13:09.660 only a few uh like pieces of the titanic that have been like brought up to the surface and one of them

00:13:15.660 is like the main staircase in it and like the handrails on the staircase match the ones from the

00:13:21.340 olympia and not the ones from the titanic for that to work that would mean james cameron has been

00:13:26.620 lying to me for years and he seems like an honest guy well we know we know that it's too far we know

00:13:31.820 that he replaced the sky in the uh closing scene uh where jack dies and whatever because people got

00:13:36.940 pissed at him because spoilers i had it on my dpr yeah because the constellations were constellations

00:13:43.340 only visible from the southern hemisphere are you serious yeah it was autistic enough oh my god

00:13:48.300 yeah no that's still real they're still real right um that seems questionable to me wait but wasn't

00:13:57.660 the weren't you able to see the hole in the wreckage of the titanic that where it said titanic on it am

00:14:03.420 i tripping yeah they well yeah they they repainted the name on it is what i'm saying my thing is though

00:14:09.340 if this because the idea is it's supposed to be like an insurance scam and they swapped them out

00:14:13.020 like why didn't they just sink the the olympia and just not what's the name change like it it seems

00:14:19.100 like a whole switcheroo for nothing unless i'm missing something because the because the olympia

00:14:24.060 was damaged and it was out of condition at the time wait did the olympia not have the bulkheads that

00:14:29.420 make it unsinkable that might be the case i don't know because on the titanic they had like eight bulkheads

00:14:35.580 or some shit on the like bottom six floors or something that made it so that they were watertight

00:14:41.500 compartments and like six of them could fill up and the official story is the iceberg scraped along

00:14:47.100 enough of them that it was too many bulkheads and they just filled right up and brought the ship

00:14:51.660 under but maybe the olympia didn't have those bulkheads at all so just one gash yeah hold on

00:14:57.100 sorry real quick were the navi involved because no i don't know but it's a james cameron universe

00:15:04.380 right so all these things take place same universe okay cool i yeah yeah have you been on the

00:15:10.460 avatar ride at disney world yes and i've been on the avatar ride oh my god what does the terminator

00:15:17.660 have to do with all this though that's why wait maybe it was the t-1000 like the the gash was

00:15:24.060 already pre-existing and the t-1000 like whoa whoa her name is sarah connor don't call her a gash

00:15:29.020 well we know that uh i mean skynet is kind of responsible for everything that happens so

00:15:37.020 we call them holes in the show fair enough

00:15:43.500 what happened with the titanic okay sorry um i mean look my thing is this it's like

00:15:48.460 do what it feels like yes that does sound like something that could happen but it's also like

00:15:55.980 if it did what's the point of keeping that up now like all those people are dead like who can't right

00:16:00.540 like what is it like that's one of those weird ones that like you would think okay by now we would

00:16:05.820 you know we would we would kind of know right like i would like to think well no maybe not because then

00:16:09.900 you start thinking in a hundred years are we going to know what really happened at jfk probably not right

00:16:14.860 right yeah i guess if you keep up a lie you're going to keep it up forever or dinosaurs or something

00:16:20.380 like that it's one of those things that you teach children and that's just the way that it is this

00:16:25.020 is how it happened and the other there's another interesting element of it where the titanic

00:16:30.300 sinking happened right before the creation of the federal reserve and i think there is some

00:16:34.940 relationship there as well that i'm not quite remembering exactly what it was but i think chase was

00:16:40.140 wait morgan was involved in the creation of the federal reserve as well federal reserve sounds

00:16:46.700 evil i've never heard of it can you tell me it's this federal entity where they keep all of our

00:16:52.860 reserves of money it's it's a good okay hold on hold on i'm sorry but it is a private entity it is a

00:16:59.340 private but but at least it's fine but at least it's backed by gold right oh right oh yeah

00:17:06.300 yeah nice oh no it's backed by oil now which is definitely there hold on i'm gonna check my

00:17:13.100 crypto because at least that oh no oh

00:17:19.900 sell crypto it's totally a scam sell all that you have and definitely don't buy into it so that i

00:17:27.340 cannot just uh get make tons of money off of it so please i've had diamond hands that's but i just don't

00:17:35.740 look at it also anymore i leave it alone dude imagine if you actually did buy it like when it

00:17:41.100 was like 50 grand today that's awesome yeah you should trade the interest of us bonds that's the

00:17:45.900 most dependable investment yeah at uh we trade in crypto and we trade in um actual metals

00:17:55.660 i invested in the ruble when it when when they said that we were going to crash it i've made so much

00:17:59.900 money guys oh i bought low and i sold high smart yeah are you serious because my my dad did the same

00:18:07.580 thing but they shut down the the trading market so oh yeah yeah there's ways oh there are not in ways

00:18:15.180 where you're like do i want to put my money in there kind of way but where you could do it you

00:18:19.500 shouldn't you understand what i'm saying you know those weird coins you have to go to some weird chinese

00:18:24.060 like off-site yeah yeah like my money is probably gone but i'm gonna throw it in here anyways yeah

00:18:31.740 you know why this movie popcorn 420 that's right hey can we talk about kirk conspiracies like giving

00:18:39.420 all this money to a fucking country that we absolutely helped overturn a democratically

00:18:44.700 elected fucking president to put in a literal actor you're gonna have to be more specific please

00:18:50.300 i don't think you realize how little that narrows it down you're right okay sorry not in south america

00:18:58.860 i mean you've narrowed it down by like 20 uh involving involving putting nazis in power

00:19:03.900 not in the middle east or africa okay that's now we're down to five places

00:19:12.860 it is crazy because uh especially with ben stiller that came over there last week i think or this week

00:19:18.540 it was and it was like two actors just chumming it up it's like this is like this is just an op like

00:19:24.620 we can it's so easily seen like all this is bullshit and they just continue on with it like

00:19:31.660 like they're gonna destroy ukraine for one like this isn't this war isn't stopping because yes do we

00:19:37.980 have it backwards should we be supporting zelinski so that ukraine just gets wiped off the map like

00:19:43.020 is that what our position should be technically i'm just saying accelerationism i like it that's a

00:19:49.420 scary acceleration that i'm not afraid of wait wait so so ben stiller went and met with zelinski

00:19:56.220 yeah dude yeah did you not see that you scumbag i of course i don't but i i haven't been paying

00:20:02.860 attention to that but i guess the mean where they're next to each other and there's that like something

00:20:06.220 about mary like little like hair thing in uh zelinski's hair they have them stand shoulder to

00:20:13.100 shoulder they are the exact same build i want you to remember that ben stiller is like five foot six

00:20:18.860 145 pounds and this guy is the exact same size and they're they're standing shoulder to shoulder

00:20:23.980 always always constantly wearing the military color like the that green it's just it's such a op dude

00:20:30.540 it's such a psyop i don't understand how people are still calling for it and you have ben stiller

00:20:35.020 going across the fucking world six thousand miles to meet with him and he calls him when

00:20:41.100 he the first words out of his mouth is you're a hero why oh my god dude for first off let me add

00:20:47.580 on to that by saying ben stiller looks like jeffrey epstein now and no he does look at him i'm not even

00:20:53.980 kidding and on top of that you're telling me this most dangerous place in the world has every celebrity

00:20:59.900 every congressman this and that ben stiller wouldn't go to the south side of chicago for

00:21:05.660 all the money in the world but he goes to an active dangerous war zone and by the way zelinski listen

00:21:11.900 here why don't you buy a suit nigga you look like a fucking retard thank you peter

00:21:20.380 but add on add on top of that you got fucking adam ship and nancy pelosi that are going into an

00:21:25.820 active war zone with a nuclear power which has been invading for months i don't buy any of this

00:21:31.260 there's no way they don't already have an agreement with the russian government to say you don't touch

00:21:37.180 us while we're here or they're not even in ukraine i don't know which it is but i'm not buying this

00:21:41.580 fucking narrative that they're actually going to a hot war zone no no i mean you've seen you've seen

00:21:45.100 all the videos of zelinski where he'd be like he was like doing like uh i don't know like almost a

00:21:49.340 little press releases or whatever and it was like the i mean it they were obviously trying to sell it

00:21:54.220 a cell like it was real but it was clear like it's like the uncanny valley thing you can tell

00:21:59.260 like dude this is a green screen i knew like this is poor shit like there's nothing i can say

00:22:03.820 conclusively like if you look here if you look there but like anyone can look at that those

00:22:07.340 videos and be like something there's the new conspiracy is zelinski a real person or i was

00:22:12.380 gonna say i was gonna say it's all deep fakes man yeah i've tricked off to a lot of times

00:22:17.980 because that's awkward he's a handsome how many i think he's like actual like government

00:22:24.700 effect is are on the fuck up cole

00:22:29.020 how many officials actually went to like the middle east at all did you do you remember any

00:22:34.300 of them actually going to the middle east during the 20 25 years we were at war with them i don't

00:22:40.460 remember i can't remember they wouldn't go to active war zones but they would go to places like a

00:22:47.180 military bases and stuff hey look guys guys guys i'm in kiev now too see look

00:22:56.140 royce is yeah the ghost of kiev we have royce from revenge of the sis reporting live from kiev

00:23:00.940 how's it going over there royce honestly like it's really really weird there's these dump trucks they

00:23:06.380 look to be filled like with money like the like diehard three i don't know what's that it's american

00:23:11.420 currency does anybody know what that's about i don't know but i think it's it's recently become

00:23:17.020 worthless so they may be taking it to the dump they're gonna burn it for warmth

00:23:22.460 all right let's move on to more conspiracies i really do hope that y'all are oh my god you and

00:23:29.260 your mic etiquette wait what what tower king cole would you say no it's you i started first no you

00:23:35.420 didn't is anybody stocked up on uh has anybody stocked up on wheelbarrows or anything i just want

00:23:41.180 to make sure that y'all are good for the coming like recession depression that y'all have enough you

00:23:46.060 know something to move all your money with to buy some bread oh i bought a mule i bought an actual

00:23:54.220 mule and i'm gonna walk around with like pots and pans on the side of it like a 1920s like you know

00:23:58.940 drifter that's my plan i don't know honest to god the the most valuable thing you own in your life right

00:24:05.660 now is that mule so that that that and my gun yeah yeah yes yeah i mean that is literally like

00:24:13.660 probably the best investments you can make right now is physical things you can actually use that

00:24:18.700 have real world actual applications and value because like yeah gold silver crypto you're like

00:24:24.140 cool there's value but it's like more theoretical where it's like shovel i can use this clearly has

00:24:29.660 value you know everyone's been buying cryptocurrencies they should have just been buying ammo i'm telling

00:24:34.460 you that's all we're gonna need wait wait so real quick real quick because in relation to what

00:24:39.180 you just said i agree with you so what you're saying is i should have i shouldn't have spent

00:24:42.380 40 000 on a monkey nft picture i mean was it was he smoking a joint and where he was smoking a joint

00:24:51.820 and it said rastaman over it i think that was a good investment you know what though it like once

00:24:58.940 everything caves and like a century from now when they maybe like we're back in some sort of like

00:25:04.140 good economic spot maybe it will have value but it's a little silly museums are going to be so

00:25:08.620 fucking weird in like 200 years the things you're going to walk in you're going to walk in to see

00:25:12.700 monkeys like you said smoking a cigarette and memes we're going to have memes behind glass

00:25:17.900 you're gonna be tackling motherfuckers taking pictures like that's ours

00:25:22.940 they're so optimistic that a hundred years from now we're going to exist

00:25:26.780 future people the aliens that replace us the cyborgs replace us

00:25:30.220 that goes good that goes good into the uh great reset theory and not the club shop shop one that

00:25:36.860 like the more like historical one like i do think it's interesting no i think it's more interesting

00:25:43.500 i think it's an interesting concept the idea that like you say we're going to be here 100 years from

00:25:46.700 now i think even if we did have like a complete nuclear shit what would happen is yes we'd still be

00:25:51.740 here 100 years from now but it'd be like maybe get knocked back the stone age type

00:25:56.140 shit because you look at things like the pyramids and stuff and how like they're dated and there's a

00:26:00.220 lot of evidence that makes you think that the world's a lot older than we think it is or not

00:26:04.780 the world but civilization and there's a pretty strong possibility that they actually had fairly

00:26:10.060 high technology in the past and because like if if everything went to shit right now it went to stone

00:26:15.740 age and like just get civilization to some extent some people survive a thousand or two thousand years from

00:26:21.580 now you really like all these skyscrapers like that they'd all be gone here let me prove to you

00:26:27.100 definitively that the egyptians had really advanced technology the us government today is the most highly

00:26:34.860 funded technologically advanced in the history of humanity tell me that you think that they could

00:26:41.900 build the great pyramids today um man i don't i don't i don't think people can even

00:26:49.740 i don't think people can even fucking change a tire today yeah so yeah man i'm with you i i'm i

00:26:58.620 agree with you like i think that there is something there like i don't know if i subscribe to the theory

00:27:03.340 of like you know maybe it was aliens maybe it was do i think look do i think there's fucking ufos i

00:27:08.780 think they've been lying to us absolutely talk about another all these conspirators are connected it's

00:27:12.380 super weird right but really they are because if you think about the pyramids the first thing you think

00:27:16.540 is well maybe a higher intelligence right helped us out right helped us helped us do it or maybe

00:27:22.860 you're right maybe we have already advanced to a certain level and society collapsed and we started

00:27:29.260 over i mean that is that is also a possibility and they were like a small sex it's all their fault

00:27:35.180 those fucking spics oh hey whoa we got another guy in the theory being that like we are that i think

00:27:42.700 that there's if that did happen it would be almost like the same thing as ancient alien theory but say

00:27:47.580 there were groups of humans that you know somehow held on to their technology or their or they didn't

00:27:52.700 get destroyed and so you have small pockets of people who are thriving ruling over these people

00:27:58.780 that have like no technology or living in the stone age and you just get a fucking like it would be to

00:28:03.740 them simultaneous to fucking aliens you know like if we if we had people that were from the stone age and

00:28:09.500 we me and you with all the stuff we have we're like interacting with them they'd be like oh my

00:28:13.580 god like look at the shit they have you know it's your way of coming out of the closet as being a stone

00:28:18.060 age man because i have suspected that for a long time yeah are we kicking coal out is that what happened

00:28:28.860 we're kicking him out forever um i believe what you're saying is that the pyramids were created by space jews

00:28:34.220 is that's that's the whole thing highly aliens baby more attractive as the show goes on yeah

00:28:40.940 just me and my god well there's not one right answer there like yes you're drunk and he's also

00:28:47.660 getting more attractive all right nice so what are we talking about anunnaki here i'm sorry i hopped in

00:28:53.900 late what's up guys yeah what's up top well what's up man do you have anything to add about the titanic

00:28:58.540 was that done by we're way past that yeah done by the jews all right what else

00:29:07.900 we were just we jumped from a whole bunch of different tangents all right what's our next

00:29:12.220 conspiracy theory let's go let's get let's have royce throw one out i don't think he's

00:29:16.780 i'm just kidding yeah what do we got right las vegas baby let's talk about vegas

00:29:21.820 let's talk about let's talk about jesus campos huh he's oh shit yeah that's the dude from ellen

00:29:28.300 right that's a security guard that's the dude who had like five interviews lined up and the day of

00:29:33.100 disappeared and they couldn't find him and then he then he made a state his lawyer made a statement

00:29:38.860 saying that he'll be doing only one interview and never talking about it again and that's ellen cia

00:29:44.060 degeneres and he did her show oh my god what a hero and they ignored the fact that other security

00:29:49.740 guards even said things like i don't know that guy worked here i've never seen him a day in my life

00:29:54.060 and also the fact that he did they didn't explain that he the amount of shooting that stephen paddock

00:30:00.300 supposedly did by himself would have been the amount of shell casings would have been ridiculous and he

00:30:06.460 would have been in stephen paddock this old feeble man was able to rip off bulletproof glass hurricane

00:30:13.420 glass to be able to shoot down and kill all these people and then people down the street at other

00:30:17.980 hotels are going like we heard people shooting outside of my hotel but no besides that everything

00:30:22.940 oh and also the most film town in the world had like three videos that you could watch but besides

00:30:28.940 that everything in vegas was a-okay and no one ever talked about it again and keep in mind too that ellen

00:30:34.860 degeneres when he called her ellen cia degeneres it's like actually known that she was getting notes from

00:30:41.100 the cia on on what she would put on her show she had tweeted out something wait for real yeah for

00:30:47.980 real yeah it's operation mockingbird bro yeah oh wow okay i didn't know that look i didn't know there

00:30:53.580 was confirmed shit but i mean that is like for me any corporate news source i'm like i just basically

00:30:59.500 borderline i'll listen to it but i'm like i'm extremely she ain't a fucking corporate news source she's a

00:31:04.940 talk she's like a nonsense talk show nonsense host that's what that's what her actual job

00:31:12.060 on that level that's pretty incredible her set her set looks like uh epstein's island i'm sorry

00:31:21.260 and the cia has been listen man you think that that the reason that when ellen came out and she was

00:31:26.700 wow that was all organic she's been artificially pushed since the beginning of look you really want

00:31:31.420 to get weird about it lgbt movement and all that that's all been coordinated that's all that look

00:31:36.140 you really want to get even deeper the food and drug administration had to win many years ago that

00:31:41.900 some of the byproducts we're using in our food is feminizing men and at the same time they started

00:31:46.380 pushing the lgbt and before you know it ellen's on the cover of magazines going i'm a dyke look how

00:31:52.140 cool i am it's no soy and i've been lactating ever since it's all you know you know what's really bad

00:31:58.540 is that uh i have a stash of uh i always get this olive oil that's from an olive grove that was

00:32:04.620 formerly owned by ellen de generous from a house that she formerly owned and i think that's what's

00:32:09.740 making me totally gay and a huge pussy so i'm telling you it's not but let me tell you it is

00:32:15.340 it is all i think all that's just connected and i think that they knew she was going to be friendly

00:32:20.220 i think they knew that there she was going to say the talking points and that he came on there

00:32:24.060 he had this little puff piece interview he's such a hero he was never heard of again

00:32:28.540 dude this guy doesn't i know this sounds silly but this guy doesn't even have his own wikipedia

00:32:32.300 which is weird right you're a fucking hero everybody has a sully has a wikipedia and he

00:32:38.540 landed up playing everybody why doesn't he why are we supposed to not know what there's not another

00:32:43.980 follow-up interview you're telling me that this that this little mexican guy didn't want to get

00:32:48.220 pussy off of this are you fucking nuts i mean it's like uh andrea strassmeyer in the uh

00:32:55.340 fucking oklahoma city shit like he was one dude who was like heavily associated with all the stuff

00:32:59.660 going on very clearly looked like he was a co-conspirator and i guess he was a known like

00:33:04.860 german intelligence officer of some sort and then he just when this shit started popping off went back

00:33:09.820 to germany i guess they called him at one point and he was just like nope had nothing to do with it

00:33:14.140 and then like they never talked to him again and that was all there was speaking of going back to

00:33:18.700 germany his uh steven paddock's wife went back to or his girlfriend went back to thailand or wherever

00:33:23.820 or the philippines philippines where is that bitch at now like we don't no one cares it's in the

00:33:28.220 philippines for sure and that's it so it's over yes she's just there chilling no no and then his

00:33:33.580 brother comes out on tv and he goes my brother would have never done this this is crazy and then all

00:33:38.380 of a sudden they find a terabyte of child porn on his windows 95 computer really what wow what a

00:33:46.940 coinkydink uh a computer with this is why i keep all my child porn on windows vista okay

00:33:56.620 i'm not even mad about the job point i'm more mad that you're using windows vista

00:34:02.060 a computer from back then would never even have a hard drive close to a terabyte so like

00:34:07.420 that seems strange you gotta keep it you gotta keep it in the cloud that way it's not in your

00:34:12.140 computer so yeah yeah yeah we won't get caught that way this advice coming to school themselves

00:34:20.300 yeah keep it in the cloud like all those stars who i know what their buttholes look like now yeah

00:34:25.740 i want another i want another fappening bro do it i don't give a

00:34:30.460 fuck i hear a terabyte of child porn and i immediately think that's some sort of weird

00:34:35.660 fit like who the fuck even a child like someone into that shit how the fuck you have a terabyte

00:34:40.460 that's like i i'm not much of a computer nerd but that's a lot i mean i don't like yeah

00:34:47.740 i know like one video file of like a podcast is usually roughly around a gig ish

00:34:52.460 yeah so like how many what is a terabyte how many gigs is that anyone

00:34:55.980 but it's not even that every everything is cartoonish right like not even that everything

00:35:01.820 they do is like a cartoonishly round number and you're like come on man yeah if you're going to

00:35:05.580 lie to me lie a little bit better and the problem is the vagus thing was used 100 you could see it

00:35:09.980 from beginning to end it was used to take our rights away and guess what happened trump was like

00:35:14.220 yeah bump stack take him away fuck it who cares and then they took bump stocks away from us because of

00:35:19.180 that and now what happened now the uvaldi shooting happened now what's going on yeah you don't need

00:35:23.420 fucking assault rifles if you're 18 you could go die in the ukraine for ben stiller but you know

00:35:27.980 i mean red red flags is a big thing they're kind of pushing there i feel like they're not leaning

00:35:33.340 hard into it but that seems to be a thing they're really pushing for what are you talking about the

00:35:37.180 fucking house just passed it last well i guess i'm more speaking like the conservatives because like

00:35:41.740 they're not as local about it you know well 12 of them 12 of them 11 of them sorry in the senate

00:35:47.340 i already said they're for it they're in they're down they're let's fucking do it they don't care all

00:35:51.660 all these fucking rhinos all these fucking people seven of them aren't running for re-election so

00:35:56.380 what do they fucking care and the other ones and the other ones lindsey graham who only has cock on

00:36:00.620 his mind so what else you think republicans still have this like 20th century vision of how they're

00:36:09.180 going to take the guns away like they're going to send jack booted soldiers door to door throughout

00:36:13.980 the entire city and confiscate everyone's guns that's not how it works like red flag laws and freezing

00:36:19.900 financial assets and things like that is how they're going to do it you're going to get dunking

00:36:23.820 limped is what you're going to get they're just going to disarm people like they're clear that

00:36:32.060 that's that is who red flag laws are for they are not for fucking high school shooters or elementary

00:36:38.060 school shooters they don't give a fuck about that in fact the fbi interviews almost all of those

00:36:42.540 shooters years prior to them actually engaging in these you know mass murders instead they will be

00:36:48.860 fucking dunking limping every political discipline yeah here's why i only own a musket here's a

00:36:55.180 wrinkle here's a wrinkle to this conspiracy theory and i tried to see the bright side of everything

00:36:59.020 guys so uh number one you will get we will get some dunking limps you know so you'll get some people

00:37:04.700 but i mean red flag laws will probably be used a lot like uh stop and frisk so the people who are

00:37:10.940 voting for democrats are black people they're going to be the ones that are going to see the full brunt of

00:37:15.580 this on top of that wait a second this is a very good one here if you are a conservative i'm not

00:37:20.140 really a conservative type but if you are and you wanted to say well these people shouldn't own guns

00:37:24.940 because they're mentally insane or they're in in stable we have a full community this month i mean

00:37:29.980 we're celebrating them we have a trend i'd be like look at these people they're on hormone therapy

00:37:35.660 they're on antidepressants and they probably have guns go to fucking take their guns and i just

00:37:40.060 can't believe it's black people it's up it's up but like what what are we supposed to do about

00:37:47.900 it now they're going to pass this might as well use it but but but here's the thing that

00:37:53.340 here's the problem is the first you might you're right you might be right they they they that that

00:37:56.860 might be what they might do but they're not going to because if they cared about gun violence chicago

00:38:01.260 will be the number one place but the problem is is that chicago the the gun violence in chicago isn't

00:38:06.220 legal guns right like statistically speaking i'm saying it's it's it's guns that are stolen or

00:38:10.140 bought in the black market or bought illegally or whatever or or stolen from legal gun owners

00:38:14.940 that's a big part of it too right uh so so they're not going to take their guns away they're going to

00:38:20.140 come and go oh you can't but here's the other problem the problem is is that i don't i don't buy

00:38:24.220 into the theory that we're going to have cops maybe with some red flag laws sure but i don't think that

00:38:27.900 we're going to have cops come to our house and take your rifles i you can't do that in america it's a

00:38:32.540 bloodbath but i think what they can do is this they're going to do the model of like what ronald

00:38:37.820 reagan did with machine guns which was like look if you have an assault rifle now you get to keep

00:38:43.820 it you can't resell it but you could keep it but no new assault rifles that's how that should start

00:38:50.140 and then you create a black market and then everyone's the problem is is that if everybody

00:38:55.900 if everybody is a felon those people can't vote and if those people can't vote you win every election

00:39:00.380 in perpetuity you know and and that's how it works so we just need all the women to illegally obtain

00:39:05.820 firearms is that what you're saying because then they can't vote and oh good dude yeah kill the 19

00:39:12.060 baby you want a conspiracy theory right after women were allowed to vote the booze became illegal you

00:39:18.220 know i don't know why because women vote that's not a conspiracy that's a fucking 100 we've been saying

00:39:24.700 that shit here since day one it's not they ruin everything look man look there's some women that

00:39:30.380 are funny and i get that don't get me wrong but has there ever been a bunch of dudes oh you just say

00:39:34.620 some women are funny yeah yeah no funny funny funny yeah yeah so funny like look how dumb she is

00:39:45.660 i have a joke for you guys are gonna love it okay you're gonna love it

00:39:48.060 why do women have babies because it's painful and they deserve it

00:39:57.180 has there ever been a bunch of dudes hanging out and a chick shows up and everyone's like oh great

00:40:01.980 dude all right i'm gonna say something real quick that's probably gonna make whatever female

00:40:06.460 audience members we have so fucking mad i think men could handle pregnancy better i genuinely do

00:40:12.060 yep i've had a kidney stone which they say is more painful than pregnancy that's what we've

00:40:16.700 all been kicking the balls so yeah uh we've all had huge dicks up our asses so all right

00:40:29.260 it looks like somebody's looking at the early life of my wikipedia

00:40:34.300 i'm like i'm like milo i used to be gay but i'm totally not now

00:40:38.300 you're actually you're just you're just jack murphy and you're just in a you're just you're just

00:40:46.620 trying to uh just kind of reinvent yourself is what you are no no no hey you i'd rather you call

00:40:51.900 me milo jack murphy well yeah with this beard he looks like it could be jack murphy so hey guys let

00:40:59.420 me tell you about the manosphere bro well my wife is pegging me i'm a sigma male all right bro chill

00:41:05.180 out

00:41:11.020 the madness you guys ever want to laugh i'll give you free i'll give you free content for your show

00:41:15.740 just look up any videos from the manosphere look up any of these diets like yeah man what you gotta

00:41:20.780 do is you gotta you gotta fucking tell women that the women's are terrible and slap them in the mouth

00:41:25.180 and they'll suck your dick and then they make these videos no for real then they make these videos

00:41:29.420 because they're hanging out with these broads in foreign countries and they're clearly prostitutes

00:41:33.820 and i'm like yeah man i could go to cuba with five bucks to get through bro you're so cool

00:41:39.980 dude i have no idea what the fuck happened

00:41:41.580 what's the guy that went on rogan the guy that was at las vegas also

00:41:48.220 blizinski what was the guy that was at las vegas

00:41:53.900 yes with the vegas stuff uh i want to hear from royce on this about the uh the helicopter uh

00:42:01.900 angle of that where people who were on the ground were saying that it sounded like it was

00:42:06.540 helicopters that were firing uh and there's this other person i don't know who it is i can't remember

00:42:12.220 exactly what i saw this video on it where somebody was basically saying that these helicopters three of

00:42:17.340 them in like a row showed up on uh radar or whatever um and then they disappeared like right

00:42:24.940 over the location where it happened and then they all came back on like south of the city and like

00:42:30.540 over arizona or something and he kept flying yeah someone heard someone say how do you know that's

00:42:36.380 a fucking country music fan he's like oh if it's running i shoot him dude i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm telling

00:42:45.100 here's what i think is funny is that a lot a lot of people believe when like the cia and

00:42:48.940 should do something they think that the cia has all these soldiers to keep a secret most of the people

00:42:53.660 that the cia uses are people that they have blackmail and shit against like they did something

00:42:57.420 terrible or they killed somebody in the middle east where it was iffy and they're like look

00:43:00.460 you could spend your rest of your life in jail or you come fucking work for us and i think that

00:43:04.700 that's a lot of people that they could easily disavow right like a lot of people that if they

00:43:08.860 look into them there's nothing but there's no background there's nothing they've been working

00:43:12.620 for the cia but there's no paper trail and then you know how many times that happened they go all

00:43:17.420 those guys he's now we're cia he's crazy the cia is in my brain timothy mcveigh yeah timothy mcveigh

00:43:23.580 is a great example dude literally all five of us on the show are out on bail with that exact

00:43:29.260 agreement correct by the way i just want to say that uh spud ruckus says yeah should women be

00:43:37.260 voting no but don't act like you would handle pregnancy better lmao hey spud i'm gonna black

00:43:42.300 you block you from the chat if you say anything that's stupid again okay dude for one i genuinely

00:43:47.740 think we could handle the pain better i think there are big whiny babies about it and then also like

00:43:52.940 i mean i don't know where you're at in the process right now cole because i know your wife's

00:43:55.900 pregnant but uh i don't know if you can attest to this top but my wife is a raging cunt during

00:44:01.580 pregnancy i love her i love her to death she's a fucking bitch and it was and to be fair it was like

00:44:07.980 she there'd be times she'd be crying like i'm sorry i'm so mean i just can't it's just all the hormones

00:44:13.180 and i can't help it like you know i don't know me as a man i just feel like i could have the emotional

00:44:19.020 forward to to be able to handle that sort of uh like a hormone uh fucking surge this is this is

00:44:24.940 why that's that's why men would handle pregnancy better because women they have natural estrogen

00:44:31.500 right and so do we but like that's really what they thrive on and when they get pregnant the

00:44:35.260 estrogen just goes nuts so with society no one says hey you shouldn't be a crazy bitch like that

00:44:41.340 it's almost like you let her be her you know no but check this out though if you had a baby

00:44:46.540 through your dick though like that's what i'm saying but maybe our testosterone would just

00:44:50.780 fucking boost like crazy and we'd be roided out and then we just shoot a baby out of our dick but

00:44:55.580 it wouldn't even matter because we'd be so fucking jacked and our and our tickles would probably dilate

00:45:00.220 and it honestly take as big as reads it wouldn't even need to that i'm somehow saying if it was

00:45:08.460 reversed but also it was reversed in that the hormones that got increased were testosterone because

00:45:13.820 that makes sense for someone giving birth to a human being it's bro science

00:45:20.380 imagine watching like a um like the the strongman competition but all of them are pregnant because

00:45:26.300 it's just a bunch of dudes they're like all right get fucking jacked and get ready i'm just gonna get

00:45:30.540 fucking railed by dudes get super pregnant and then go like lift huge stones with a ginormous belly

00:45:36.860 because wait wait we're still we're still imagining that though the men are the ones that are giving birth

00:45:42.300 they're still getting pregnant by fucking doing it hey hey clint we're not trying to be crazy here

00:45:49.900 all right all right here's the thing when i shoot a baby out of my dick right back to the squat rack

00:45:56.060 don't even take a break

00:45:56.940 all this baby that's gonna do is five by fives i do gotta say i can i can sympathize with women

00:46:04.540 though like anyone who's ever done cycles of steroids knows when you come off how you feel and like you

00:46:10.540 gotta realize that feeling is from your testosterone being reduced and your estrogen going back up so

00:46:16.780 imagine that's kind of some extent what being a woman is like and i'm like this is awful like like just

00:46:22.380 they say that they say they're postpartum depression so like they're being postpartum

00:46:27.580 profession for like dudes but so they just have to go back on steroids

00:46:31.980 they're just like like getting on gear because they'd be depressed

00:46:35.980 you you take you take a post cycle you take a clomid to get your testosterone or back in the day

00:46:41.180 anyway your testosterone back up to the correct level as quickly as possible so you keep your muscle and

00:46:45.980 don't cry like a woman yes it's awful i mean it's still drop either way because you're going to be

00:46:50.620 like you're going from being like super alpha male like you're like going back you're dipping below

00:46:56.540 normal man and then kind of getting back to normal man levels so yeah and it takes a little bit

00:47:01.660 depending on which i i know buddy used to used to used to fucking push to get i get it man so did i i

00:47:06.620 get it trust me i i know that whole feeling where you were for a frank about about three weeks

00:47:11.100 afterwards where you're trying to get back to normal you're like i just hate everybody

00:47:14.220 it sucks and you're like i'm a man i need to stop right now what am i doing but you you say

00:47:21.020 some shit like that again i'll come over to your house and start your face okay

00:47:25.660 i'll kill myself before you get here buddy so don't worry about it

00:47:31.580 yeah i don't know man i think it is possible that we can handle the pain because you ever like

00:47:35.660 be like super constipated and not shit for like six days then you take

00:47:39.980 massive shit that it's like it's like delivering a baby out of your ass

00:47:43.660 your ass dilates before perfect parallel

00:47:48.140 your ass dilates around you like please don't tear please don't tear please don't

00:47:51.580 tear please don't tear and i get most of our impression too because i'm just having that food

00:47:55.580 inside of me you know yeah do you guys think that you have ever taken a

00:48:01.100 shit that was even close to the size of a preemie well preemie oh i've cut it close

00:48:07.180 yeah yeah for sure the ones with the rest marks like you see like

00:48:14.860 yeah dude let me tell you something i've taken some poops it looks like the dumpster behind a

00:48:18.540 chicago plant

00:48:19.180 sometimes i abort the shit before it's actually ready to come out by the way back to timothy mcveigh

00:48:29.740 though that oh that's right back when he got when he got pulled in by the police one of the first

00:48:35.980 things he told them is for one apparently he flashed a fake badge initially which i guess he said his his

00:48:41.500 people gave him that he had a fake badge and he like flashed it to kind of like i'm an undercover

00:48:46.380 agent is what he told them or some shit and then come to find out he told them that he was part of

00:48:52.140 like some unit like special forces unit from the military and he was prior military he did go to

00:48:57.180 special forces according to him and other reports from people who were like cellmates and stuff like

00:49:01.820 after the fact this is initial thing too is he said that he fucking uh they essentially pulled

00:49:06.940 them from the special forces training and were kind of like hey you took some aptitude tests that

00:49:10.940 kind of make us think you'd be this that you'd be good for this we're going to take you and we're

00:49:14.860 going to take you off the books and you're going to be an agent for us and what you're just going to

00:49:18.460 be like you discharge from military everything and you're just gonna you know do whatever we say

00:49:23.740 kind of deal and he was kind of like you know kind of for your country type thing he's like hell yeah

00:49:27.260 and fucking like like and apparently one of the big things that was kind of interesting is he said

00:49:33.100 when they got him it's like hey one of the things he said he did it was he would uh they would uh like

00:49:37.340 kind of run drugs to be able to get off the books money which isn't significant for us at this period

00:49:43.740 in time because it's just common knowledge for anyone who pays attention but at that period in

00:49:47.580 time when he said that that was not even that was like a deep conspiracy thing like so for him to be

00:49:52.940 saying that was pretty fucking wild and like if it's fake it's borderline prophetic like from the back

00:49:59.980 of the room here i i've always wondered this because we all theorize that there's tons of

00:50:04.220 you know ex-military vets and these kids that that school uh shoot up schools that are probably uh

00:50:10.300 either you know actually operatives for the fbi or the cia why why don't they ever like what is the

00:50:18.060 what is the sort of damocles that's hanging over their neck that prevents them from saying it because

00:50:22.780 other than like uh what was it jack ruby who allegedly shot oswald right a lot of them don't

00:50:29.660 even know like when they're questioned afterward they they have like a blank look on their face

00:50:33.180 they say i don't even know what happened it's like i don't know i don't know mk ultra i mean

00:50:38.940 i mean and and and and and i think a lot of people when they go into that thing oh they hit the

00:50:44.300 people think that m culture is like this magic thing it's not if you drug somebody enough and you

00:50:49.340 give them psychological torture enough you can make somebody do whatever you want and it's not that's not

00:50:54.140 a conspiracy that's proven you can do that right um and and i think look it's a great example of

00:51:00.940 people oh these look it's not as complicated as people make it out to be like have you ever seen

00:51:05.100 that movie catch me if you can right have you seen that movie yeah frank abigail which is a real guy

00:51:10.860 a real guy who really fooled the like this guy dude my hat's off to him he fooled the fbi he fooled

00:51:16.620 pan am he fooled everybody and when the fbi caught him they go 20 years or you want to work for us

00:51:22.460 he was then from they called until the day he died worked for the fbi caught people and undercovers

00:51:28.220 things made a bunch of money so i i think it's like your options are you want to you want to you

00:51:33.820 want to be in a concrete wall and get no for the rest of your life which by the way obama said he was

00:51:38.620 going to close it never did and you're going to be sitting there in a cell or do you want to look hey

00:51:43.500 guess what you're going to make all this money you're going to get a sweet cnn gig or some dumb former

00:51:47.980 analyst gig and live the rest of your life the way you want i think that's what it is i think

00:51:52.300 that inherently we're greedy and i don't think greed's really a bad thing i think greed makes

00:51:56.780 societies sometimes makes you push harder but i think that it's easier to go blackmail blackmail

00:52:03.500 is another great example we just talked about paddock family you blackmail somebody go you want

00:52:07.580 your life ruined you want people to think that you're a pervert or a sex offender this has always

00:52:11.740 been my thesis is that they're just threatening their families so people don't bring it up because

00:52:15.820 otherwise like i don't think that they're all mk ultra like i think that that very likely um the people

00:52:21.340 involved in okc there's two or three people uh i just i struggle to imagine that those guys were in

00:52:27.020 mk ultra because it takes such a level of skill and planning to implement something like that so

00:52:32.780 it makes me feel like they're probably just threatening their families and that's why if

00:52:35.740 they're captured they don't bring it up i think i think it's a mixture of things i think there's

00:52:40.220 multiple i think it's different strokes for different things i'm sure they use it i'm sure there are

00:52:43.820 certain people that are blackmail certain people that are like mk ultra some kid who like hey look

00:52:48.620 he's been seeing this therapist it's clearly off his rocker and we're hearing these oh let's get

00:52:52.460 him fucking armed let's let's go boys uh and then i think there are people like timothy mcveigh which

00:52:57.260 it seems like the story for him was he was a young impressionable like guy trying to serve his country

00:53:02.220 and they kind of like you know kind of directed him a certain way and i don't know if they necessarily uh

00:53:07.820 i i don't think it's a necessity that they threatened his family because there is there's a pretty solid

00:53:15.020 conspiracy there's not a whole lot to back it up like i think one or two eyewitness reports like

00:53:19.980 one of the people who was literally at his execution that think he was still alive and so there's

00:53:25.580 shit like that uh and also the way his story went is yeah there's people who think that i i don't know

00:53:31.900 if that's true or not so i think he was they just put him into like witness protection they release his

00:53:37.500 ass or what i have no idea i don't know i that's my point being as i think it's also possible there's

00:53:42.700 certain operatives like timothy mcveigh who possibly got taken in maybe wasn't completely

00:53:48.460 clear the plan did kind of blab a little bit initially because if you look at him then later

00:53:52.620 his story kind of went the official narrative and it kind of was almost like he realized like

00:53:56.700 oh shit i'm the patsy here i gotta play along like and he kind of played his role like he was supposed to

00:54:02.140 what i find interesting is that like you have uh epstein and maxwell gislaine maxwell

00:54:07.100 like the theory that all of us operate under is that they were probably you know a black op for

00:54:15.100 either israeli intelligence or the cia same yeah yeah same thing yeah but yet they don't come out

00:54:20.940 and use that as a defense and i i always find that fascinating because it seems as if you know if it were

00:54:26.700 true it should be fairly easily provable i would think i don't know i mean if you're doing it for 30

00:54:31.980 fucking years you don't have any documentation to demonstrate that you're communicating with the

00:54:35.420 fucking higher ups in the government like so what again i go back to like if that's not if that is

00:54:41.180 the case why aren't they coming out with it is it just threatening their families is that everyone

00:54:45.420 agree with that i mean i don't know either that or they've seen they've seen some

00:54:50.700 shit they bought them to antarctica they've seen the fucking lizard people there

00:54:56.220 well like they say there's more than one way to radicalize the cat i think you're right i think

00:54:59.980 there's like there's like a lot of and like what you said earlier like witness protection

00:55:03.580 i mean let's get a little even more tinfoil the every notice it's whenever a lot of a lot

00:55:07.820 everything of course but a lot of these things happen it's generic looking white dude you know

00:55:12.540 when you have a generic white dude you could hide one of those guys in the middle america he's

00:55:16.060 a farmer who the fuck's gonna put a beard on him who knows right it's it's always whenever

00:55:21.260 whenever you see these things happen it's very rarely a well-known person it's always a nobody

00:55:25.260 it's always somebody you wouldn't miss it's always someone that could disappear or somebody who has

00:55:29.100 nothing i'm dude the cia should be hiring exclusively chinese people i can't tell them

00:55:37.100 i'd have no fucking clue they could be like top 10 most wanted chinese people i'm like

00:55:41.180 that's all the same person but they can't do that because because swalwell keeps fucking them

00:55:47.740 to bring it back to like the mcveigh thing and make a parallel to modern day if you look at like

00:55:51.980 mike epps like everyone knows that the guy with the january 6th thing the guy

00:55:55.500 he's like yelling i was like mike epps is a great stand-up yeah yeah is it mike epps or ray epps or

00:56:01.340 ray epps replaced chris tucker in friday yeah yeah that motherfucker they had the video of him

00:56:08.060 being like hey let's fucking go into the capital building and everyone just kind of was like fed fed

00:56:11.980 fed apparently a similar thing kind of happened with timmy mcveigh one of the things he was doing

00:56:15.980 before the oklahoma city bombing is he was trying to get in with the militia movements and he was

00:56:20.300 apparently like an out and out fucking white supremacist he was selling math like he was trying to get into the

00:56:24.860 big wigs there and apparently they ran him off multiple times kind of like we don't

00:56:28.540 fucking want you around here kind of the same idea sort of like a mike epps type thing like what the

00:56:33.020 fuck like this guy's trying whatever like they're trying to fucking like represent us and then obviously

00:56:38.940 this is a guy they trot out and be like look at this person the face of the militia movement who the

00:56:43.660 militia movement themselves were like fuck you get out of here and like this crazy white supremacist who's

00:56:49.020 all like let's go fucking commit violence guys and they're like dude what get out of here you

00:56:54.460 fucking fed see i've always wondered though like i because sometimes you know obviously i think

00:56:59.340 about committing violence and like how am i supposed to bring that up to my white supremacist group

00:57:03.420 without them just assuming that i'm an fbi agent oh easy easy use use an unsecured facebook group and

00:57:10.700 then they could infiltrate and nobody will go to jail for trying to kidnap a governor because it was so

00:57:14.700 obvious it was just federal agents like that that's how i do listen when i plan to kidnap an elected

00:57:22.460 official i go to an unsecured facebook group that's how how do you guys do it

00:57:28.300 i'm here on this podcast

00:57:30.700 even better

00:57:33.100 we game plan it live for all to see it's okay because nobody sees this podcast

00:57:38.300 find out you go by your name is your last name you're done yeah

00:57:43.420 that's true that's true we're not planning anything i just want to say six semper tyrannis

00:57:49.660 that's it okay move on everyone move on january six we will ride again all right i want to read

00:57:57.420 six part two let's go boys it was rooting for january six part two when the uh rovi weight leak came

00:58:05.580 out i was like because i am just pro january six in general i don't give a shit why people are

00:58:10.380 attacking the capital so i was like there's going to be a liberal january six and ray epps is going to

00:58:16.940 show up in drag and he's going to be like come on ladies what's still in the building and then we'll

00:58:22.300 know like then there's no doubt that would be no that won't work they won't go in they'll be like

00:58:29.500 he's mansplaining so i'm not going to do what he says well no no he'd be a woman so you know he'd be

00:58:35.500 like a six foot four dude with these big boobs like come on ladies not just transitioned yeah

00:58:41.980 oh fully the ray epps is gonna have to have bottom surgery now and be on drag race

00:58:47.020 the funny thing is i actually feel like that plan would work better for the people to like stir up

00:58:51.500 like a fervor because like the immediate response for everyone else like for the right on january six

00:58:55.740 we're like fed fed fed all making fun of them but i feel like the left would not have that awareness

00:58:59.900 and just be like yeah okay let's fucking go on in there that wasn't all the response of everyone

00:59:04.460 on the right like we remember what ended up can i ask a question because this is great because this

00:59:09.180 adds to the conspiracy stuff what do you guys think of this patriot front thing oh 100

00:59:14.220 fed a few months ago where they're like oh thank god the camera's off well see

00:59:30.460 right now these three guys in the upper left-hand corner are at pork fest and there's probably half

00:59:34.060 the people there are probably feds so we know like we know what they look like we know what they do

00:59:38.220 news well nick nick sarwark hasn't been seen yet so no did you guys see the photo of the most

00:59:44.060 recent patriot front where there was someone on their knees handcuffed with a still wearing a mask

00:59:50.780 and a hat and i was like do cops not undo your maskage like i find that very hard to believe you had

00:59:58.300 a megaphone that said fbi on it no no it did say defund the fbi but the defund the was in a totally

01:00:07.420 different like sticker and font in the fbi part they didn't even try they just put on the defund

01:00:14.060 yeah it literally was that i had people i saw people that actually were like no it says defund the

01:00:19.420 fbi like it's in a different font it's like it's not even the same sticker magic marker

01:00:26.220 it could have only been more sorry it could have been it couldn't even more glowy if they were all

01:00:31.980 also wearing infoware shirts like that would be the only thing you know alex jones sent us

01:00:37.260 what no you didn't get out of here that is the craziest part though is that they're all

01:00:42.780 literally set wearing the same exact like mask and like undershirt like oh they all wore like

01:00:49.820 the white long sleeve compression fit undershirt they got it it's spirit fucking halloween like

01:00:56.300 you know they can you know i'm serious you know when you go and they have to like the shitty what

01:01:00.140 they didn't ever say fbi because they're not allowed to like inspector outfit and they just got

01:01:05.020 like a bunch of those like there you go there you go fellas there you go patriot from boys

01:01:09.580 everyone get out of the fucking u-haul yeah yeah i have a question for you guys do you think that

01:01:16.060 the charlottesville guys were also fbi agents i think some this is the thing with charlottesville

01:01:20.940 charlottesville agents on both sides and they're and they were good people agents on both sides okay

01:01:28.300 okay fine people fine people patriot front shit is it like a um i mean they're making

01:01:35.180 shit like so fucking fake um you know i'm wondering if it's like double reverse psychology if it's supposed

01:01:42.300 to make it be like no way that's so fake like well there's no way they'd make it this fake so maybe it's

01:01:47.820 real you know like maybe that's i'll tell you this much if i was planning a coup i would absolutely

01:01:54.700 get all matching khakis and college shirts with you guys and similar masks and same hats and we

01:02:01.420 would get uh big old speaker phones that have fbi on the side of it and we would do that guys i i'm

01:02:07.660 gonna i'm gonna i'll tell you right now man i'll tell i i forget there right now i treat the government

01:02:11.980 like i i treat jim kramer i do the opposite of whatever they say yeah whatever they do i don't

01:02:18.140 ever trust that people go oh you don't think the government before they finish the sentence you don't

01:02:23.020 think the government yes they would i do think that whatever you're about to say they have not only

01:02:27.980 would they do it they've done it and they're actively doing it now yeah i'll literally give

01:02:34.300 you an example the only thing i can think of with the reverse psychology thing is that they're

01:02:39.660 going well i think that they might they the only thing i can think of is that they're going like

01:02:45.260 hey this is what fed looks like they have to be all like the same and all like it's very noticeable

01:02:51.820 so that they can infiltrate easier into other because they don't seem as feddy that's the only

01:02:57.340 thing if they were like 40 chessing us well here's what's happening i think it's easier bro i think it's

01:03:02.860 like tv used to be better because there were better writers and stuff i think now all those

01:03:07.020 shitty fucking dumb millennial coffee village from the village assholes are also doing the government

01:03:12.860 stuff now too and it's like i don't know what does the set look like i don't know like i don't know

01:03:18.060 i just watch blacklist so i guess like that and and that's and that's what they're doing look man

01:03:23.180 they listen here's the thing they've always lied to us since the beginning of this country but the

01:03:27.500 problem is up until about 20 years ago at least they tried you're not trying anymore at least

01:03:32.780 they gave us bread and circus now they're giving you fucking jail and inflation so it's like yourself

01:03:39.020 here's the thing here's the thing that really disturbs me though they used to target minorities

01:03:44.220 now they're coming after us and this is why instead of like labeling muslims or people that look like

01:03:50.860 topper royce that now they're coming after fucking good people like us and that's

01:03:55.740 i didn't speak up because i didn't fucking care yeah clint's like clint's like hey is there a home

01:04:04.140 depot by here that they have tiki torches can you call i am done we are i didn't care what it bothered

01:04:12.620 the spics on the right over here but now but now the uh the majority uh in the country is actually

01:04:21.260 white women so which is why we genocided them that's true yeah somebody has to watch amy schumer's

01:04:27.740 new hulu show it's always great to throw in context to a guest who has no idea what you're talking about

01:04:33.740 we genocided white women like last month at my house no big deal

01:04:41.980 you guys understand that almost every three-letter agency in this country has come out and overtly

01:04:48.140 stated that white people white men are the most dangerous they are the highest threat level in

01:04:55.420 this country do you know how crazy that is by the way i will say white conservative men are like the

01:05:03.340 most tolerant people on the face of this planet oh yeah it's like two and then liberal white women are

01:05:12.620 the least tolerance of like everybody why do you think that all the hispanics are leaving the

01:05:18.700 democratic party now too because they're like wait a second we also want we we also want jobs now that

01:05:25.980 we're here and um i work every i can i get up at four in the morning to mow lawns i want that money to be

01:05:32.380 worth something and also can i afford an apartment and by the way i went through the paperwork and you're

01:05:37.580 letting a bunch of fucking people in now they did it and that's what's starting to happen it really is

01:05:43.020 like everyone's going like okay it's this look i know everything's fucking shitty right now but like

01:05:48.060 but like you were saying like there's little things that are better only the fact at least yeah they're

01:05:53.100 fucking us but now even normies that used to call us all conspiracy theorists are going like wait wait a

01:05:58.620 second what what's there's why is biden talking about another pandemic no no no i can't close my business

01:06:05.500 again and now because it's affecting everybody now now it's like it's like we always used to

01:06:09.900 i always tell people i always tell people all the time it's like oh like bill maher's a great example

01:06:14.140 where he's saying stuff now that's kind of cool i'm like i don't give him a break because he caused

01:06:17.740 this i'm like when i because now they're coming and eating i always say they're gonna eat they're

01:06:21.580 gonna eat everybody you could be nice to them and they might eat you last but now that now they've

01:06:25.180 run out of us to eat right now they're eating themselves and now jk rowling is one of the biggest

01:06:30.460 lefties in the world has to has to hide because because she said that look tranny

01:06:35.420 these aren't women sorry and that's where we are now the infighting is going to kill them

01:06:39.580 uh shout out to ashton the slytherin she uh she absolutely is dying over there not being able to

01:06:46.860 comment on jk rowling but uh everybody go over to youtube and subscribe to ashton the slytherin she

01:06:51.500 got doxed by her ex-boyfriend he's a piece of just just because you're getting fucked by her doesn't

01:06:55.340 mean it's a shower on the show i'm gonna shout her out you fucking bitch royce royce where do you fall

01:07:00.940 on the political spectrum here he's a fucking face god i'll give you i'll give you an example i was i

01:07:06.300 was a ron paul 2012 guy just so you have an idea where i'm at with that um i am i i i'm right wing

01:07:15.500 but i'm not super so super socially conservative on stuff like you know i'm one of those people that's

01:07:21.740 like look man if you want to cut your dick off just be an adult i'm on that level yeah you know it's

01:07:26.380 like it's just hand stuff it doesn't count no no but you know like i i'm i'm i'm a i don't know

01:07:32.540 how i would describe myself i'm a big proponent of like fucking leave me alone and if you take any

01:07:37.980 of my rights away i that's where i draw the line i'm like look man now you're if the moment you tell

01:07:43.500 me i can't do something i shouldn't do something don't fucking tell me what to do that's why i live

01:07:48.460 in florida i live in a fucking swamp land we're doing whatever we want nice you know i'm in orlando

01:07:54.060 i i'm telling you i hung out north oh you're okay where you're at uh lady lake oh i went to uh

01:08:00.140 you going to josh denny show i i'm sorry no i haven't done that no i'll check it's uh on saturday

01:08:05.820 gavin mcginnis uh anthony kumi and josh denny they're gonna do stand-up comedy in orlando yeah i'm only a

01:08:10.700 couple hours away from you as well so just let you know it's gonna be dope so i'm telling you guys i

01:08:14.540 hung out with royce all day at universal studios he is more based he is absolutely one of us he is a

01:08:21.260 fucking nisa skakas member if he ever wants to be one of us one of us

01:08:28.940 i get a lot of shit too i gotta get a lot of shit because you know we are we are right leaning but

01:08:33.420 the problem with with our show where people scream at us it's like but we fucking i'll

01:08:36.780 fucking i i'll attack i'll talk to the people on the right all the time because they fucking suck

01:08:41.260 you know whenever whenever i start hearing lindsey graham who sounds like a gay plantation owner

01:08:45.500 who's fucking asleep you know telling me stuff like that and whenever you see trump

01:08:50.860 going like yeah mccarthy's a great guy he wanted to lock up january 6 people suck my dick i'm always

01:08:55.900 like bullshit like my thing is too it's like a lot of people that are blind a lot of people like oh

01:08:59.340 trump's a hero if he was he would have done what a man should have done which was part of julian

01:09:03.580 assange and edward snowden and not fucking lil wayne but here we are you know and i think that's where i

01:09:09.340 fall i i'm a big proponent of free dude that was kind of nice so and here's you sorry go ahead

01:09:15.900 royce what are your thoughts on the uh body count of the holocaust

01:09:25.020 hold on hold on hold on to quote star trek he he tasked me he tasked me um i think

01:09:32.060 i think let's see how cool he is i think that any amount of number was really bad

01:09:44.460 he's not one of us i think that i think that a holy listen guys i'm on the s plus

01:09:52.620 where i stand on this listen here's the thing i think that look over time because of inflation

01:09:58.620 four hundred thousand turns to six million

01:10:04.300 he did a fucking austrian economic you see the jews just aren't worth what they were before

01:10:12.460 all i am saying is that you gotta pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers

01:10:19.740 uh dude uh just so you know next week we have ryan dawson on and we're doing

01:10:23.900 holocaust revisionism oh i know ryan that's awesome yeah right did you hear what the topic

01:10:29.340 is holocaust revisionism is

01:10:33.740 guys guys guys sorry sorry guys hear me out here okay

01:10:37.820 who has reformed himself

01:10:42.700 as someone who's reformed himself hear me out okay i know what you're saying revisionism is evil even if

01:10:49.500 you could easily with a calculator figure out the numbers are wrong

01:10:55.100 for thinking about it because that is the only number in war that in the history that people are

01:11:01.020 not allowed to argue the numbers

01:11:03.980 armenian genocide oh maybe a million maybe two who knows does it matter

01:11:09.740 check out this conspiracy theory uh public education and common core math is happening now because of the

01:11:15.180 the holocaust they don't want us being able to add up to six

01:11:19.660 everything everything about modern day really leads it's because of the holocaust or whatever we

01:11:25.340 thought the holocaust was because let's be real for example i thought it was a disproportionate amount of

01:11:31.420 power out of this oh listen i don't want to get into it look a lot of death camps have ferris wheels

01:11:37.740 and soccer teams and wouldn't

01:11:42.860 i i still i still have my favorite question to ask is like uh would the jews be more more or less

01:11:48.700 annoying if the holocaust didn't happen and that's still like my favorite thing to like confuse people

01:11:56.300 here's the only reason i support the holocaust i mean great music came out of it all that

01:12:00.220 should name minor it's just beautiful

01:12:01.580 well you know why you know why i like it because i like the original x-men movie and i needed a magneto

01:12:09.580 i like i like it because and frank's uh nasty fucking diary gets me off every time

01:12:16.620 that's yeah no you're right you're right even though she does by the way you know even though

01:12:21.020 and frank wrote it with a ballpoint pen which didn't exist until five years after now you're

01:12:24.940 right you're right you're right that's real and question it go ahead i have i have a quick quick

01:12:32.300 addition we we went to we flew into boston right and toad picks us up and i should you not we're

01:12:37.580 walking around town and we see these like six different pillars of glass right yeah and and

01:12:43.580 there's steam coming from the base of each of them and there's this walkway that cuts through all of

01:12:48.460 them and then we turn and we look at it and toad's like i think that's a fucking holocaust memorial

01:12:53.340 and i shit you not we walked the path and through it the glass uh you know panes each have thousands

01:13:00.940 and thousands of the barcodes of the people that died said thousands and thousands thousands and

01:13:05.660 thousands and it's like birkenau and looking whatever the names are so each one is a different

01:13:15.820 camp and it has all the barcodes and it's a gas chamber it's virtual it's it's

01:13:23.180 i'll switch it's coachella i think is the other one um no but here's the other thing

01:13:28.300 running man a little too on the nose

01:13:30.780 six million people six million people but the six million people but the numbers on

01:13:37.340 the wrist was only six digits that's weird

01:13:42.700 oh dude that's pretty good i'm not gonna lie i watched a ryan dawson's documentary on it or i

01:13:47.260 think i watched like two-thirds of it i still gotta finish it because i wanted to be i'm not gonna lie i

01:13:51.740 don't even watch three-fifths of it actually and you're like that's a full that's a full show that's

01:13:56.300 a movie yeah i don't even know if i don't even know if i believe i don't even know if i believe the

01:14:02.140 gas chambers happened to be well no no no they were there they were used for delousing which was

01:14:07.100 which was a real problem yes that is that is something that is actually verifiable they did have

01:14:11.580 to do have you seen the spitting squirrel no okay i didn't know so wait so they were actually

01:14:17.580 being good to the jews they were just getting rid of their lice no look i'm not gonna sit here and

01:14:22.140 pretend like they didn't kill some jews because they oh yeah they killed some jews but what i what

01:14:26.540 what i what i what i am saying is it was a good my here's my problem here's here's the way i am

01:14:32.460 whenever you come to me like with the vaguest thing we're talking about all these conspiracy

01:14:35.420 there's and whenever you come to me and tell me you can't talk about something something that i

01:14:39.260 would have normally even not even thought about i go wait why though yeah like then then you start

01:14:43.500 looking and you go why can't i talk about it why can't i say it and then they always use it against

01:14:48.140 you well you're anti-semitic no i'm not like that's that's a ridiculous statement to hurl at anybody

01:14:53.420 it's like you know if in the same way even the same way you go man you know i think the uvaldi

01:14:57.420 cops did a really bad job they go you hate all police i go no i don't like i'm just saying that

01:15:02.540 there's things that you should be allowed to question this is how i feel about january

01:15:05.820 fucking six or excuse me the 2020 election that led to january 6th it's like i didn't really think it

01:15:11.180 was stolen until they made it basically bannable on every platform to discuss it and i'm like oh

01:15:17.020 shit they stole the fucking election i was i was like balls deep in that shit man that was crazy

01:15:22.380 no no no hey hey hey they put the pizza boxes on the on the windows to re-insure the elections were safe

01:15:31.100 that we don't have to worry about fucking youtube because who cares if they nukes that's that's why i'm

01:15:35.260 i'm calling the election up uh dingus con ass is revenge of the sis still on d live yeah i mean

01:15:41.260 we're still technical i don't i just one of those backup things like we're on everything right we're

01:15:44.860 on youtube we're on odyssey we're on our we're on d live we're on and rumble like wherever it goes you

01:15:49.980 never know when someone's gonna pop you so we're like anywhere you can consume it we put it there

01:15:53.340 so yeah i think we still do go live on on d live i don't really look at it but because that's another

01:15:57.500 chinese ponzi scheme it is crazy i actually had i was in a discord server and it was just for like

01:16:05.500 so i play a game called crunchy zon boy and i get into like servers on that plate online and i was in

01:16:10.700 a server the other night and then this guy just starts going off on why discord is a jewish conspiracy

01:16:17.340 and how like it's actually the massage that's running discord and how it's sending a whole it's like

01:16:22.540 i just love the internet so much because without it we would not like get with all these people

01:16:28.060 that like it's there's so many more of us that actually believe in different conspiracies and

01:16:33.260 like how much it is like it was just so funny to me like even just playing a random video game about

01:16:38.860 i've got two conspiracies i've got two on the burner ready to go for when sam triply comes on here i

01:16:44.860 can't disclose them but when he comes on i'm gonna fucking blow your mind that's gonna be awesome hey cole

01:16:49.500 i have a quick question for you why are you on twitter and not on 4chan or 8chan like you seem

01:16:54.220 like the type of guy that should be creating like incredibly racist memes i don't know i don't really

01:17:00.460 understand what you're doing on twitter well so the 4chan action thing is because i actually have a

01:17:05.820 wife i'm not a virgin i legit i have sex every once in a while like they're married so it still is you

01:17:12.540 know well he but like it's he is on 4chan he just goes by k killer cole that's how you know

01:17:19.500 okay okay okay k killer cole and it's it looks just like him but it's a pepe it's a pepe frog

01:17:29.420 i can't believe cole hasn't gotten nuked and me and reed have again it makes no sense we know why

01:17:36.300 it's because he isn't using the fat dave moniker jose did you repeat uh did you um you file an appeal

01:17:43.500 because i did and i was like well it is me but i was just like and it was like fill out your grievance

01:17:48.380 or whatever and i was like uh it isn't me yeah and so i played this whole like i think you have

01:17:54.460 me mistaken for another chat uh i have not been ban evading i don't know what you're talking about

01:18:01.100 if you guys could please rectify this situation for it to be greatly appreciated

01:18:05.180 you just said that elon musk like his offer did get accepted by the board by twitter so i did see

01:18:18.300 that that happened like i've been busy dude what what does it mean i don't know what it means well

01:18:22.540 can i ask a question now that's my question what do you guys think of this elon what do you think of

01:18:26.940 elon musk in general oh that is we're terribly split on this i'm one of the few people that like

01:18:34.300 thinks elon is a good guy but i've also listened to sam chipoli's episode where he's like lays out

01:18:39.180 the case for him being a really bad guy and i'm like here's my thing here's my thing with elon by

01:18:43.980 the way yeah he's a really good guy that also relies on government subsidies but so there you go right

01:18:47.900 now right now we're already dirty we're dirty we're dirty i i meant a good guy like philosophically he's

01:18:54.780 in alignment with us because like i can imagine some dude who's like liberty leaning that goes i'm

01:18:59.500 gonna fucking work the system and try and get as rich as possible so that then i can buy

01:19:03.900 up shit and try and make it more free like that's not an impossible here's the thing that bugs me out

01:19:08.460 so elon people are saying that right if elon must is controlled opposition and he buys twitter like

01:19:13.260 oh well then the government controls twitter the government already controls twitter oh no listen

01:19:17.020 i i agree with you but i let me let me be clear i want to be up front here i want elon to buy

01:19:21.900 twitter i i'm not one of those that's against it because anything is better than what it is now

01:19:25.500 right even even if it's for show if it means i could be back like in the wild days of twitter i'm

01:19:31.100 in you know but but but my thing with elon musk is that i i think elon musk is selling himself like

01:19:37.580 he's a great humanitarian i think that elon musk is a really more about wanting to be a real life iron

01:19:44.220 man um i think he's very vain i think that's why he does the things that he does i don't think it's like

01:19:49.420 oh i want to save the world and i and i i love free speech and you know i'm gonna oh i've never

01:19:54.780 wrote voter republican but i am now he's trying to be a contrarian like i get it elon you know i used

01:20:01.020 the memes that he steals from people from 2016 that he posts now are really funny but my my thing is is

01:20:07.580 that you get you get all you get these these huge subsidies um you basically the guy basically

01:20:13.500 controls our space program which i don't think is a bad thing by the way i'm i i like i would like

01:20:17.820 a privatized space force but i i prefer that however royce do you think there is space

01:20:23.580 well i think space exists oh my god let me tell you something if you're if you're going to try to

01:20:34.380 flat smack me let me explain something to you owen benjamin and us had a huge fight

01:20:42.060 man for a long time okay about you're not gonna fucking you're not gonna sit here and try to sell

01:20:47.980 me listen you believe what you believe i i don't really care but for the record i think space is

01:20:52.940 real and earth is around i'm just flat earth that's right recharge it hollow earth get on that level

01:21:00.780 it doesn't matter the shape of it we've never been there earth is on a flying turtle in the middle of

01:21:05.820 space yeah some people think that i love that you go flatter this retard shit no i don't yeah i will

01:21:12.380 stand by that you can i'll die on a lot of hills i die on but i don't know no no no no that's what

01:21:15.980 was they said it's so funny it was it was actually the craziest we had uh i don't know if you know who

01:21:20.780 he is but his name's flat earth dave he's pretty like gee i wonder what he believes

01:21:25.900 it was crazy because it was one of our like best episodes ever because he has this following that

01:21:34.940 wherever he goes like just infiltrates and it was just like even and we weren't that like like we we

01:21:42.460 kind of we around and so like we didn't give him pushback and even still like we had his like

01:21:48.380 followers like these guys they don't believe this like we didn't even like we

01:21:54.940 we the most we ever said was like hey isn't it kind of weird how like if you go from like

01:22:00.860 argentina to australia and a flight which they do all the time it's no different there or back

01:22:07.980 it's the same sean the non-believers that's not even the whole point of this flat earth

01:22:14.060 shit what i was talking about space is we've never even been to the moon and elon is sending rovers to

01:22:18.540 mars i i with government money i i well the government money to me is a big

01:22:24.620 i don't care about the shape of the earth the fucking government money bothers me more if i'm

01:22:27.660 being honest but um i i i'm i am a i'm a person who's believe you know believe believe believe

01:22:35.500 what you want to believe and and that's fine but my issue is is when somebody makes it their

01:22:40.620 whole identity like flat earth dave or whatever like i i can't let me let me tell you can i tell

01:22:45.500 you guys i don't know how long the show is can i tell you can i tell you a quick story you're gonna

01:22:49.340 before you do let me just say i recently changed my my handle to mises caucus clint so please go check

01:22:56.940 oh oh okay i'm kidding i'm kidding no hey no i'm because i would be mercilessly if you did

01:23:03.820 okay uh yeah i changed mine to truther 1488 lopez yeah

01:23:08.780 i i was i was at this i was i was at this i was at this event it was at a bar and i was and i just

01:23:18.140 just to set it up i was hanging out with uh i wasn't it was in texas i was hanging out with the with

01:23:23.420 with the harrison smith i don't know if you guys watch him for wars and i was alex hine was there

01:23:28.620 cassidy campbell we're all fucking hanging out whatever it was a lot of fun right then at the end

01:23:32.780 of the night i'm sitting at the bar it's 145 in the morning that that that was actually when uh

01:23:39.260 uh that was when i think it was destiny debated harrison smith about i forget what

01:23:45.020 so anyway sitting at the bar just hanging out it's fucking just forever and i'm sitting next

01:23:49.740 to marsh my co-host is he's on the side of me and this guy walks up to me and he goes

01:23:55.980 hey man i really like your show i'm like oh man thanks i really appreciate it and he goes

01:24:00.060 i'm really glad you had alex stein on i'm like yeah he's a really cool dude he goes

01:24:05.820 the only problem with alex stein is he doesn't go hard enough on flat earth

01:24:11.740 guys i want you i'm exhausted it's 145 in the morning i'm drunk also and then i go oh yeah man

01:24:19.260 that's cool and then i look i i look back and i grab my phone i look back at my phone i'm like oh yeah

01:24:24.300 that's cool then he proceeds to sit next to me at the bar oh boy he goes have you seen this video

01:24:32.540 of the sun disappearing behind the horizon 145 in the morning at a bar he proceeds to put his phone

01:24:40.700 in my face and he goes did did you see that i'm like so he showed you a sunset yeah

01:24:46.780 i go that looks like a sunset i don't know what to tell you he pulled and i what i should have said

01:24:53.740 to quote mike ribiglia was nothing but i didn't and then he comes back and he pulls up another

01:24:58.940 he goes no this is the right video they've been lying to us man and then he just kept talking and

01:25:03.900 then i look over to marsh and i elbow him and i go hey man help me at my co-host help me out man

01:25:09.340 he looks at me goes no which by the way i respect because i would do that to any one of you and

01:25:18.380 it's hilarious not for me but for him that guy sat there and i wanted to kill myself so honestly

01:25:24.460 that's my problem i people that make their whole personality one thing like because you know we

01:25:30.460 always complain and i think rightfully so when somebody makes their their gender their whole thing

01:25:34.940 or their sexuality their whole thing and there's a lot of these people that make like flat earth is

01:25:40.540 the only thing that matters to them not if nothing it doesn't matter if the world's falling apart

01:25:45.180 nothing flat earth is all that matters and those and i i dealt with a lot of those people that they

01:25:49.420 scream at you like i could talk about my show mention flat earth and three people come in the next

01:25:53.340 day my comments like oh actually you the van allen belt i'm like shut up

01:25:59.580 i think there are some things that are so valuable to humanity i don't mind if someone is like

01:26:04.380 singularly focused a perfect example is scott horton this motherfucker never shuts up about

01:26:09.260 ending the wars he he is he gives an hour-long speech he gets off stage he talks to people for

01:26:14.220 an hour then he goes and he smokes a joint he sits around with 25 other fucking incels as they all ask

01:26:18.860 him questions about yemen and shit like that and he is on fire for five six seven hours straight

01:26:25.500 i think there's something beautiful about that but if you're talking about autists i i understand

01:26:30.460 thank you thank you but i'm just saying it's it is

01:26:32.620 fucking bizarre when you focus on something that like ultimately doesn't really matter like if the

01:26:36.700 fucking earth is flat or if it's round does it really change much

01:26:43.420 capitalism or or fucking you know being against lockdowns or a pale parody of a famous man

01:26:52.300 or a crustacean you know kind of like that yeah

01:26:59.100 you're a fake mexican you piece of shit how dare you

01:27:06.060 sorry his name's not jose he's a fucking he's a fed

01:27:09.820 oh i believe i dude i i believe it he if he he looks as mexican as louis ck does

01:27:14.860 you honestly look like you could be like you're you're you're argentinian yeah oh

01:27:22.540 fuck you guys are the snobbiest of the spics fuck yeah my grandpa spoke german

01:27:30.780 listen don't get me wrong i'm not saying i'm not i'm not saying they didn't earn their snobbiness

01:27:35.100 i'm just saying they're snobby there's some german villages in argentina watch those things those

01:27:39.900 things are awesome yeah i mean in reality we won the war i mean they just all moved to argentina so

01:27:45.260 it's all good i love it i love when people are always like uh we could be speaking german i go

01:27:49.900 yeah cool what would gas cost because that's what i care about i don't care what language i'm speaking

01:27:55.500 motherfucker i promise you it wouldn't be nine nine nine like it is now uh anyway everybody would

01:28:01.900 have a volkswagen name used to be eichmann so jose eichmann fucking so obvious hey is there any

01:28:10.140 other conspiracy theories that we need to cover tonight i mean we're an hour and a half i don't

01:28:13.580 know if we want to throw out any more i really i've been wanting this whole month to touch on that

01:28:16.700 tobacco really isn't that bad for you because that's a conspiracy that i find to be funny and

01:28:21.180 weirdly i can kind of wrap my head around believing do it just go just go on it just do it yeah i mean

01:28:25.580 the conspiracy is that like the government lied to us and there are really because you gotta

01:28:30.460 remember like and even to this day the insane propaganda push that was pushed against tobacco

01:28:36.140 it was weird yeah if you start conspiracy theory off with so the theory is that the government lied

01:28:41.740 to us i'm like i'm listening and and and to keep this in mind to add in what you're saying that was

01:28:50.460 one of our biggest exports at a time tobacco was huge for us and if you want to cripple america and

01:28:55.820 outsource the jobs go after tobacco yeah and then i think part of the conspiracy is there are

01:29:00.780 positive benefits of using tobacco i think like reasonable proponents oh yeah you look cool as

01:29:05.820 fuck yeah obviously reasonable reasonable people like pushing for this conspiracy do make that like

01:29:11.580 yeah probably there i mean with anything in the world there's obviously pros and cons

01:29:15.500 like if you eat 300 watermelons you'll fucking die but relax gallagher

01:29:20.540 yeah you have you have a slice of watermelon that's fruit it's probably to some extent good

01:29:25.260 for you the same idea with tobacco and they're saying it's not as bad and i think you can kind

01:29:29.340 of apply modern logic like if you look at like modern cigarettes and shit most of it has so much

01:29:33.820 other shit in it and like yeah i mean like most people would be like oh yeah you can definitely see

01:29:37.980 clear uh ties with how like cancer and this and that but you gotta think about all the additives put in it

01:29:44.940 and shit like that and like it's bro bro bro you're 100 here's a great example and this is

01:29:50.460 you know what you're saying and i haven't thought of something my grandfather was born like in cuba

01:29:54.700 right so he smoked his entire life but he smoked like tobacco that he rolled himself like from this

01:29:59.900 my grandfather's 85 years old now never had any lung problems and you start thinking to yourself you're

01:30:05.100 going is it the tobacco or is it deep like why our food is so fucked up like is it the processing is

01:30:11.820 is it the fillers what are we doing like um you know organic tobacco man yeah exactly like you're

01:30:18.540 right there's there's a difference between like if you've ever been on a cruise you see go to the

01:30:22.060 bahamas you'll see an old man rolling tobacco and it smells awesome and it's a cool and you smoke one oh

01:30:27.740 they're so great and i don't smoke cigarettes or anything but i love like a cigar because i'm cuban

01:30:31.820 i have to or they'll kill me and um i that you're right i think it might be the the the processing the

01:30:38.780 the everything that we've done to it do you say the same thing about food man any anything you

01:30:44.380 know let's put fluoride in our water it's good for your teeth okay but i'll just i'll brush my

01:30:48.300 teeth with fluoride toothpaste i don't need you to do it i would imagine that if you were to like

01:30:52.940 incinerate like any product with roundup on it and ingest it for a couple decades like you'd

01:30:59.500 probably drop dead yeah so i i i just like the uh the government's uh anti-tobacco push because

01:31:05.980 at least in one instance they're opposing facts so no but but here's a great example guys i don't

01:31:12.540 know i don't know how many of you let's go i i don't i don't know if i don't know if you guys

01:31:21.420 smoke weed or not but we could agree that the more weed has been legalized the safer and better weeds

01:31:26.380 been right like weed is better now because it's legal because you're right you don't have to

01:31:31.740 fucking know what's on the you know there's a lot of like organic yeah man we use we don't put

01:31:36.300 we don't put pesticides on our weed which those are hippies but i'd rather smoke that weed right

01:31:41.020 that i know hasn't been shit on with e coli by a bunch of mexicans you know

01:31:46.300 all right i gotta bring up an aussie chat real quick because we haven't brought up like any of

01:31:50.460 our chats like today's and i i try to prioritize the aussie chat there's weren't any great bangers that

01:31:56.300 i thought like but here's a great banger conspiracy theory clint hired a black guy to spit his intro

01:32:05.260 that would be so fucking embarrassing because it's so like it's like such a whatever intro

01:32:09.740 if i actually disagree that's a straight fire all right that's by the way now many people know this

01:32:15.020 he told me when we were at universal hanging out his interest was actually done by ghost face killer

01:32:19.340 are you were not supposed to tell people this is you broke our wand i've ruined you now

01:32:27.180 this was a gotcha i'm a fed and our favorite maxine waters is back they said they said okay i got over

01:32:34.060 50 viewers so i stopped my stream i refuse to become an e-celeb faggot i appreciate that

01:32:41.980 wasn't there a big thing back in like the early 90s with rap about like how weed and they were talking

01:32:47.820 about like i think it was snoop dog talked about how uh his weed didn't have sticks or uh sticks or

01:32:54.140 stems dude sticks or stems it's just like that isn't a thing anymore like no it's not you're right

01:32:59.820 now you're like now you're like if you see a seed and weed you're like what what is this

01:33:06.380 back in the day man when you got high it wasn't even good you'd smoke it and get a headache because

01:33:10.700 this shit was horrible you're rolling the dice and now you're smoking concentrates and

01:33:17.820 fucking eating gourmet edibles and you're like wow this is way better than the regs i bought from

01:33:22.620 the right down the street royce and i are the only people old enough here to actually remember this but

01:33:27.580 i shit you not i got i got weed in like 1999 that i i swear to god i could have smoked pounds of it i

01:33:35.340 would have never gotten high i've been there hot i mean you guys know i did 11 years of active duty

01:33:40.780 so like i had this weird time where i was smoking in like the 2000s and it wasn't that was when

01:33:47.420 legalization and i was in tennessee so it was like same deal i smoked so much schwag it's funny like

01:33:53.580 i didn't smoke while i was in the military and so i when i fucking like now it's it's like i'm so

01:33:59.340 useless old school mentality of weed it's funny because my wife she's had seizures and stuff she's

01:34:03.660 been smoking for a long time and so she got into the new stuff she didn't like to smoke back in the

01:34:08.300 day so it's like weird that my wife's like this faggy like zoomer type mentality when it comes to weed

01:34:13.340 where i'm like the boomer i'm like is this shit gonna get me high she's like this is a

01:34:16.940 fucking sativa blend and i'll be like shut the fuck up like is it weed i don't what is this gay

01:34:22.220 shit you're coming at me with like i love i love that you when you impersonate your wife you make

01:34:26.780 her gay because i've done that with all my significant others every time i always make her a

01:34:31.420 uh by the way yeah gay women don't have lists only gay men so it's kind of weird

01:34:37.740 best i got let's let's go around do plugs royce go for it man oh man revenge of the

01:34:43.580 sis like i mean we're everywhere we're in odyssey we're on youtube just search for revenge of the

01:34:47.500 sis and day wave is my morning show that's uh tomorrow every monday through friday 10 a.m till noon and

01:34:53.900 revenge of the sis is 4 to 6 p.m so i mean i just uh yeah i don't know i guess that's a plug i

01:34:59.980 suck a plug myself if you like my shit i guess you'll find it well then once again let me back

01:35:04.220 you up i love what royce does uh revenge of the sis in particular is like fucking fire like you two

01:35:10.540 together is obscene and awesome um so i hope we have hardly any viewers and listeners since we got

01:35:16.460 kicked off of youtube but anybody that's listening to revenge of the sis right now i am clint russell from

01:35:21.900 liberty lockdown i'll keep it short since i plugged my girlfriend and jose go hey yeah i'm jose

01:35:26.300 galison i have uh the no way jose show i'm on youtube all the major autopilot catchers odyssey

01:35:31.900 as well uh definitely definitely odyssey odyssey odyssey uh because i have uh i just did an okc

01:35:38.060 episode with richard booth that should be dropping in a few days probably like tuesday or so uh and

01:35:42.940 i don't know i don't know what the the youtube algorithm is like so i don't know i'm treading

01:35:47.660 in dangerous territory but maybe because it's 95 they don't care anymore i don't fucking know i'm like

01:35:51.980 part of me is like against i don't know how i've never gone to strike now as it is with as much

01:35:56.060 shit as i've done i literally did an episode on the nigger shit with fucking joe rogan so

01:36:00.540 like i don't know how i didn't get i said nigger like 10 times an episode uh so uh it's a normal

01:36:06.060 episode yeah i mean well my episodes by the way the n-word was actually said on the most recent uh

01:36:11.180 joe rogan but it was just by uh by eddie murphy which is just really funny to me like i saw it

01:36:16.460 like he actually but continue yeah but for sure yeah definitely uh go go hook me up i got my

01:36:22.300 twitter uh fucking nuked i'll probably be at back on soon i'm kind of waiting to see what my peel does

01:36:27.420 i also haven't had a chance to make a new account so it's gay i've gone to 3000 twice uh and they

01:36:32.380 fucking keep nuking me uh right when i start getting traction motherfuckers uh but yeah so with that you

01:36:37.820 definitely check my show share it around because my reach just got fucked by them uh but yeah um that's all

01:36:43.420 i got i think so yeah reed yeah i had 20 000 followers on twitter in october and got nuked

01:36:51.820 and then i was up to 15 000 a few days ago and then just got nuked again so i don't know if i i'll

01:36:58.220 probably come back in some capacity but little little tip for you jose i would highly recommend

01:37:03.500 you come back at the exact same time as reed so you can just actually ride his fucking wave dude

01:37:08.460 yeah that's a good idea actually let me know what you do yeah my uh my podcast is naturalist

01:37:13.820 capitalist buy my shirts they're a tower wave oh i forgot mine i'm terrible but we all uh buy my

01:37:20.300 shirts at toplobster.com i watch my show on youtube odyssey and follow me on instagram that's honestly like

01:37:27.420 the second biggest like dumb fucking twitter-like app that i have so go or facebook you've been on

01:37:35.820 facebook me and reed have been dabbling in facebook which is gay but it is yeah tell me

01:37:41.180 on instagram i'm at reed coverdale start i'm finally starting to get some followers there you

01:37:45.740 can also look up at reed cloverfield if you're more interested in following his alt his homosexual

01:37:51.980 alt uh real quick toplobster.com since he fucking logged off without saying anything make sure you

01:37:57.980 guys pick up merch over there i really wanted to ask top he had a fucking interview i don't know

01:38:02.300 if we're supposed to say are we allowed to talk about this you guys think uh i don't feel like

01:38:05.740 you care no one watches it was julian assange he told me before uh and also lewis j gomez to see

01:38:13.100 oh well i i love lewis fucking rules yeah i know i know the interview was not a show but rather

01:38:19.580 to take over all his entire merch operations so i really wanted to hear from top if that came through

01:38:24.940 we're rooting for you buddy if you're watching this which you probably aren't i hope you get it uh go

01:38:29.100 ahead uh yeah anarcho underscore toad on twitter uh i am one of the couple of us who was using a

01:38:36.380 non-nuked account mine was nuked and came back so yeah follow me there uh tower power hour obviously

01:38:44.380 and tomorrow night uh the three of us at pork fest are going to be doing a tower power hour

01:38:49.660 at the mises tent uh with richard grove and i don't know what conspiracies are going to be talking

01:38:54.780 about next but maybe the rothschilds or something involving recreation of the british empire uh next

01:39:01.740 week on tower power hour we got ryan dawson uh doing holocaust revisionism man given given the

01:39:07.820 guests that we're getting we should probably have a few subscribers at some point we have incredible

01:39:14.060 guests and no one watching we're doing all right come on and go cole i love you guys you're the

01:39:21.580 man thank you so much for coming on yeah thank you a lot of fun man i've had a great time cool sorry

01:39:26.860 turkey cole on twitter that's it um i had something else oh oh i am also going to see uh louis j gomez

01:39:33.180 and aaron berg uh on in july so i'm really excited about that speaking of just lewis but yeah turkey

01:39:38.860 cole on twitter and then yeah follow our show and royce again thank you very much oh hell yeah

01:39:43.020 fucking blast any other shows or events you're going to be a fan at that we need to know about

01:39:47.020 cole i bought a ticket somewhere cool story i'm going to see maverick uh top gun 2 you mean you

01:39:57.740 fucking queep uh you'll probably be in the chat section of ashton the slytherin on youtube i'll be

01:40:02.380 at my house uh tomorrow night come on over say hi what time is the tower power event that someone

01:40:08.380 in the chat nine o'clock nine o'clock but i don't think we're going to be doing it live though so

01:40:12.540 we'll record it and upload it later mine eastern we will try and go live if we can yeah i will

01:40:16.780 try you this episode i will warn you guys anyone who goes to poor fisting and whenever we probably

01:40:21.740 end up releasing it if we record it on the channel it'll probably be more big brain time because i'm

01:40:25.980 actually really really really excited to see the big brain mix of richard grove with his crazy stuff

01:40:32.140 and then fucking clint with his esg stuff and then reed with his historical knowledge might play in in in

01:40:38.220 two as well and i don't know what fucking role is incredible encyclopedia knowledge when it comes

01:40:43.500 to masturbation i mean the four of us in mind it's it's who knows the new four horsemen yeah i guess

01:40:51.340 toad will be there to keep some level of pee pee poo poo but i think it's mostly

01:40:54.620 good yeah just don't have a whole duke lacrosse thing yeah what you mean not rape anybody

01:41:04.220 exactly rape as many people as you can

01:41:09.340 it'll all be consensual at pork best and it'll all be among men so no

01:41:15.260 we love you guys we'll catch you next week we're out yeah thanks royce or tomorrow depending peace

Tower Gang - June 28, 2022

Ep 75 - Burning Man w⧸ Royce Lopez

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