Tower Gang - Ep 81 - Insurrection Talkers

00:00:00.460 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:02.060 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.660 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets. 1.00

00:00:07.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.820 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.720 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:13.860 Come in now.

00:00:16.140 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.760 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.780 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.840 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.940 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.240 What? 1.00

00:00:30.460 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:33.060 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.500 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.440 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:37.720 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.380 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:41.160 Free! 1.00

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00:00:45.080 Welcome, everybody, to another live episode of Tower Gang.

00:00:48.340 This is the only podcast that is fully endorsed by the Americans with Disabilities Act.

00:00:53.620 We have, as always, Jose Galasson, the host of No Way Jose, who had on the widow of Duncan

00:00:59.440 Lev last week, and it was very tragic, but go check that episode out.

00:01:02.380 We also have Anarcho underscore Toad, the Burger King.

00:01:06.080 And then we've got Colbo, the host of Two and a Half Takes, and myself, Clint Russell,

00:01:11.420 the host of Liberty Lockdown, the only legitimate show here.

00:01:14.320 Anyways, and welcome aboard, everybody.

00:01:17.040 It is an absolute honor to have you with us.

00:01:19.820 We will be covering some of the gayest stuff you have ever seen in your life tonight, and 1.00

00:01:24.400 it's going to be a blast.

00:01:25.720 I can't tell you.

00:01:26.180 It's just regular scheduling.

00:01:27.940 It's just regular Wednesday night scheduling for everybody.

00:01:29.980 It's just the gayest show on earth. 1.00

00:01:31.280 Oh, we're also going to introduce a possible and other themed month, because we like themed

00:01:36.560 months.

00:01:37.000 Those are fun.

00:01:37.840 Yeah.

00:01:38.540 And Reed Coverdale and Top Lobster should be with us shortly.

00:01:42.840 We have no other guests, so it's going to be the full squad, all six in the lineup.

00:01:47.140 It looks like Reed is over on ANC Report right now, but he should be here shortly.

00:01:51.460 So stick with us. 0.98

00:01:52.200 It's going to be a fucking blast. 0.98

00:01:53.660 Well, you want to start with, because I guess, you know, just to delay, just in case they 0.97

00:01:57.460 show up and talk them after we're done talking this, we can just roll into it.

00:02:00.100 But you want to, it was actually Toad.

00:02:02.540 This is the first time I think he had a good idea.

00:02:05.720 I'll let him introduce it.

00:02:08.320 Because, and the name changed.

00:02:11.120 There's two different names.

00:02:12.160 We'll talk about that, but I'll let you introduce it.

00:02:13.620 Are there?

00:02:14.740 Because, yeah, you brought up a second one later, and I was like, oh, that was pretty

00:02:17.400 good, too.

00:02:18.400 Okay.

00:02:18.720 So we're talking about our next month-long event, is what you're saying.

00:02:23.700 We're going to introduce that?

00:02:24.940 It's final.

00:02:25.880 Yeah, it's good to bring it up.

00:02:27.060 Why not?

00:02:27.420 I'm good with it.

00:02:28.000 Well, I have so many good ideas.

00:02:29.800 I didn't know which one you were referring to.

00:02:31.540 Oh, my God.

00:02:32.220 Just go.

00:02:32.960 Just do it.

00:02:34.020 Oh, my God.

00:02:34.920 My time is now.

00:02:35.940 They are appreciating me.

00:02:38.520 This September, all month long, we are going to be doing a new tournament, and we are going

00:02:44.580 to be calling it September slurs, where we have a tournament.

00:02:48.320 Or a slurnament.

00:02:50.440 Slurnament. 0.96

00:02:50.840 I can't remember.

00:02:51.780 Slur-tember. 1.00

00:02:52.380 God, this is so easy.

00:02:54.140 Yeah, we are slur September, whatever you want to call it, where we are going to break

00:02:58.060 down.

00:02:59.000 We're going to have slurs fight each other out, and yeah, battle it out.

00:03:03.320 September slurnament.

00:03:04.620 There you go.

00:03:05.180 Is it the best slur or is it the best slur?

00:03:07.160 Yeah.

00:03:08.080 All right.

00:03:08.500 Cool.

00:03:09.000 Yeah.

00:03:09.240 I mean, I think we need to figure out the logistics to it, but.

00:03:11.840 Yeah.

00:03:12.200 Well, you know.

00:03:13.080 We can't just go with it.

00:03:14.660 It's got to be creative ones. 0.99

00:03:15.920 Like, it can't just be like nigger, fag, kike. 1.00

00:03:18.380 Like, I think kike. 1.00

00:03:19.540 Nigger fag is one. 1.00

00:03:21.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:21.480 Well, yeah.

00:03:21.980 That's what I'm saying.

00:03:22.540 If you make compound words, that makes it more creative and fun.

00:03:25.740 But, like, if it's just, like, for one, like, I honestly don't think I would vote for

00:03:30.260 nigger to get the end just because it is a funny word, but by itself, it's just like 0.99

00:03:34.240 in this context, it just lacks all creativity. 0.74

00:03:36.960 It's just like, it's too.

00:03:37.620 That's true.

00:03:38.240 Yeah, but how many times.

00:03:39.240 I wouldn't vote for it.

00:03:39.840 Yeah, but don't you want an episode.

00:03:41.080 Moon Cricket is way better.

00:03:43.080 Moon Cricket is a great one.

00:03:46.720 Don't you want an episode, though, where we beat our own record and we have

00:03:50.620 to say nigger because we're breaking down the effectiveness of the slur?

00:03:54.300 No, that's too meta.

00:03:54.940 We're getting into it just, like, 50 times.

00:03:58.120 I mean, we'll end up saying it a lot anyways, but I don't think we should make a point to

00:04:02.380 say it a lot.

00:04:02.960 No, I think we even better subvert expectations.

00:04:05.440 It's not even in the tournament.

00:04:07.100 So we're just like, no.

00:04:10.020 The part of the goal is to make them, like, not overtly offensive ones.

00:04:14.820 You know, like, what do you get over with?

00:04:15.300 I think with ER, it is a slur, but with A, like a soft A, I feel like it's an affectionate

00:04:20.280 term that ought to be...

00:04:21.700 That's 100% true.

00:04:22.640 Like, maple nigga? 0.92

00:04:23.380 Like a Canadian? 0.97

00:04:24.520 Right.

00:04:25.380 Exactly.

00:04:25.920 Like, if you take offense to that, you are obviously deeply Canadian.

00:04:30.420 I think it's almost like the rule should be either has to be not overtly or be like

00:04:36.040 a compound of some part of the sort.

00:04:37.500 Now, wait a minute. 1.00

00:04:37.980 You can use, like, nigger fag, but you can't use faggot or nigger, but you could do Moon 1.00

00:04:42.480 Cricket, like, because that one's like... 1.00

00:04:44.240 Moon Cricket is so great.

00:04:44.780 Because it's like, it's not an overt slur, you know, out and out.

00:04:47.920 You know what I mean?

00:04:48.400 This sounded better in writing than it does when it was.

00:04:50.040 I think especially once we put out a poll of what ones were...

00:04:54.380 The internet's creativity abounds.

00:04:57.080 Like, do you remember when the white people slur was a thing?

00:04:58.980 How many...

00:04:59.520 Just for white people, how many great ones there are. 0.97

00:05:01.860 So, like, it's going to be hard enough to start us to pick a white people slur.

00:05:04.940 Like, just for the...

00:05:05.860 Because we can't have, like, four different white people slurs in the tournament. 0.98

00:05:08.860 That'd be weird.

00:05:10.140 Yogurt Yeti was great.

00:05:11.340 But if I start going down the white people slurs, I'll get in trouble with Pulpo again.

00:05:15.780 You can't say Kraka, man.

00:05:18.040 You'd be ripping him off if you say the word at all.

00:05:21.440 I would say that's interesting, because I was thinking that it was going to be some of the most well-known slurs. 1.00

00:05:25.780 And that it was going to be like, oh, obviously, nigger and faggot are the number one slurs. 1.00

00:05:29.040 I just don't... 1.00

00:05:29.700 I don't think...

00:05:30.740 It's just like...

00:05:31.500 That lacks vision, Toad, okay?

00:05:33.300 Yeah.

00:05:33.540 We are innovating races.

00:05:40.400 What we need...

00:05:41.040 Hey, what would be better is we'll just take Toad completely out of his element, and we'll 0.96

00:05:44.860 just talk about the tournament of the best female genitalia parts. 1.00

00:05:48.760 Dude, all right. 0.99

00:05:49.500 Just be like...

00:05:51.100 I don't know, like...

00:05:51.900 Boobs! 1.00

00:05:52.840 What's the...

00:05:53.200 Oh, wait. 0.68

00:05:53.580 That's not genitals. 1.00

00:05:55.080 Dude, you see?

00:05:55.940 We literally just mentioned it.

00:05:57.360 If you're on the Aussie chat right now, there's already, like, 30.

00:05:59.760 So, like... 0.99

00:06:01.760 Someone says bootlip, and that is so fucking... 0.98

00:06:05.080 Zipperhead? 0.99

00:06:05.940 That's such a good one.

00:06:06.860 Zipperhead's my favorite.

00:06:07.300 Zipperhead's one of my favorites.

00:06:08.560 Zipperhead. 1.00

00:06:08.920 Dango Wop. 0.94

00:06:09.800 I like Dango Wop.

00:06:10.460 I don't know why it's just so goofy, but...

00:06:12.140 I've never even heard of poop diamonds, and I don't even know who that refers to.

00:06:16.140 Dude, I used to think that Zipperhead was, like... 1.00

00:06:19.640 I just thought it was because, like, their eyes were, you know, close together, or, like,

00:06:23.100 almost close.

00:06:23.940 And then I found out what its real origin story was, and I was like, this is the most egregious

00:06:29.200 slur in the history of the world.

00:06:31.120 It is really bad.

00:06:32.520 Zipperhead. 1.00

00:06:33.580 It's from the tank tracks as they ran over the Vietnamese. 0.98

00:06:37.920 It's fucking incredible that that became common parlance. 0.98

00:06:41.640 Like, unbelievable. 0.98

00:06:42.840 Dude, I found out the other day, fun fact, Timothy McVeigh called the conscripts in Saddam

00:06:49.700 Hussein's army when he was in the Gulf War over there, he called them crunchies.

00:06:55.700 From when they ran them over in the tank.

00:06:57.840 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:06:58.540 Holy shit. 1.00

00:06:59.780 Well, by the way, poop diamonds, I believe, are the Jews. 1.00

00:07:04.240 Like, I don't see how it could be something else, right? 0.98

00:07:07.020 I mean, you're...

00:07:07.960 I mean, I don't...

00:07:09.060 I really don't know. 0.95

00:07:09.640 It could totally be homosexuals. 1.00

00:07:11.960 Like, if you have a tight enough keyster, you can turn it into a diamond. 0.99

00:07:15.700 You're right. 0.98

00:07:16.060 It could be a black Jew. 0.90

00:07:17.000 Like, one of those, like, niche, like, ethnicity slurs, you know? 0.74

00:07:20.960 Well, you know how they call it, or just, like, a Jewish person and a black woman.

00:07:25.360 Yeah, that's a good point. 0.97

00:07:26.440 Those are two different beasts entirely. 0.95

00:07:28.100 Well, you know how they call the clitoris a pearl? 1.00

00:07:31.220 Maybe the poop diamond is, like, the clitoris of the butthole. 1.00

00:07:35.160 All right. 1.00

00:07:36.380 Killing it. 0.99

00:07:36.980 So, we're going to start off with Fapper Trap this evening, I believe.

00:07:41.700 Wait, I do want to say, I forgot, because I forgot to bring this up in our chat before

00:07:45.020 the show.

00:07:45.780 I went and saw Luis J. Gomez live on last Thursday, and that was amazing.

00:07:50.860 He's coming on next week, guys.

00:07:52.460 I know.

00:07:53.360 I'll tell you. 1.00

00:07:53.940 You didn't even ask him, you motherfucker. 1.00

00:07:55.720 I totally forgot. 1.00

00:07:56.940 I actually... 0.98

00:07:57.060 I had a fucking breathtaking night hanging out with him and getting noticed. 0.96

00:08:00.780 He invited me and Elizabeth to go to the strip club with him, which he talked about just 0.99

00:08:07.200 on the most recent episode of Legion of Skank.

00:08:09.420 He talked about... 1.00

00:08:10.000 You fucking didn't? 0.99

00:08:11.180 No, it was the Thursday night. 1.00

00:08:12.840 It was so, like...

00:08:13.720 So, you suffer the next day.

00:08:15.720 You got invited to a strip club with you and your wife. 0.60

00:08:18.880 And Aaron Berg and Luis J. Gomez. 0.64

00:08:21.160 You got to bring your wife to a strip club. 1.00

00:08:22.940 And you're like, I'm too tired?

00:08:24.820 Well, actually, it's more like, Elizabeth was like, we're not going to a strip club.

00:08:28.580 I'm pregnant.

00:08:29.100 Like, I would be the weirdest woman in a strip club with her. 1.00

00:08:33.500 I don't know.

00:08:33.960 There is something fun about bringing your...

00:08:35.880 Like, it's...

00:08:36.340 All right.

00:08:36.820 It depends.

00:08:37.540 Like, it depends on the chick. 1.00

00:08:39.400 But, like, especially someone you're being comfortable with and, you know, like, whatever.

00:08:42.920 Not like... 0.97

00:08:43.260 It's not that crazy, weird, you know, whatever shit. 0.93

00:08:46.100 But, like, I don't know how your old lady is. 1.00

00:08:47.560 But if they can go there and be cool.

00:08:49.160 Like, not even just...

00:08:49.780 Just not even... 1.00

00:08:50.440 Bare minimum, don't be a bitch. 1.00

00:08:51.660 I don't know. 1.00

00:08:51.960 There's something fun about bringing your old lady to a strip club. 1.00

00:08:53.860 But, you know... 0.97

00:08:55.320 But there's some that get all gay about it. 0.99

00:08:56.860 Like, oh my God, there's boobs. 0.99

00:08:57.940 You can only look at mine. 0.95

00:08:59.300 The more pregnant, the better. 1.00

00:09:00.980 And honestly...

00:09:01.980 Honestly, I mean, that was just...

00:09:03.100 The stripper or the lady you're bringing? 1.00

00:09:04.460 I was going to say, you know what?

00:09:06.100 I was going to say...

00:09:06.900 Dude, this is in the South. 0.94

00:09:08.660 The strippers are going to be more pregnant than your wife. 1.00

00:09:10.060 I want them to start the lap dance with labor. 1.00

00:09:13.040 I feel like any divorce attorney or, like, a judge that adjudicates divorces in the country,

00:09:19.360 had you just presented it...

00:09:20.600 Look, Your Honor, I had an opportunity to go to the strip club with one of my favorite comedians,

00:09:26.400 favorite podcasters, and a bunch of other comedians.

00:09:28.940 My wife didn't want to go. 1.00

00:09:30.160 I demand full custody.

00:09:31.480 Full custody granted.

00:09:32.820 I feel like you would get it right away.

00:09:35.320 I don't understand why you wouldn't take a stand.

00:09:37.520 I'm disappointed in you. 0.99

00:09:38.360 I feel like if you pulled Elizabeth aside and like, hey, hey, it's fucking Luis Gomez. 0.99

00:09:42.780 Like, tell me. 0.99

00:09:44.320 Think of how fucking fun this would be. 0.99

00:09:45.640 Just tell her to go home. 1.00

00:09:47.420 Get an Uber, bitch. 1.00

00:09:48.460 I got opportunities here. 1.00

00:09:49.580 What's going on?

00:09:50.560 And it was literally after the entire night.

00:09:52.540 We sat up.

00:09:53.280 I'm not lying.

00:09:54.220 Literally right by the stage.

00:09:56.260 I was putting my feet on the stage while they were doing it because like just resting my

00:10:00.440 feet on there, like kicking back, watching.

00:10:02.580 That's how close we were.

00:10:03.400 And so the entire night, like they were joking with me and her because like she was the only

00:10:09.740 pregnant lady in there. 1.00

00:10:10.860 And like in Alabama at a comedy show on Thursday, she was also the best looking woman in there. 0.73

00:10:18.600 I mean, a lot of sister jokes, I'd imagine, with the pregnant. 0.99

00:10:20.760 Oh, yeah.

00:10:21.100 There were sister jokes.

00:10:22.200 There was the weird.

00:10:23.220 The funniest part they thought was they asked you, is pregnant?

00:10:26.540 And they're like, is it yours?

00:10:27.580 And I was like, yeah, I put one in there.

00:10:28.980 And they just like, Lewis was like, you put one in there.

00:10:34.440 Oh, and he also said I'm because I had my fat Dave shirt on.

00:10:39.120 And he was like, is that a Dave Smith shirt?

00:10:41.820 And I said, yeah, it's fat Dave. 0.81

00:10:43.280 And he was like, oh, my God, fat Dave. 0.92

00:10:45.280 And I said, I'm fat Dave. 0.98

00:10:46.600 And so he dapped me up from the stage, which was really fucking cool. 0.98

00:10:49.780 Yeah.

00:10:50.500 And then I totally forgot to mention anything about the show or about Tom Lomster or about

00:10:55.820 anything.

00:10:56.160 You didn't tell him to sign Liberty Lockdown to guess.

00:10:57.560 Nothing.

00:10:57.880 No, I didn't.

00:10:58.620 Hey, someone in the Odyssey chat is saying that, I guess you left this part out, Cole. 0.99

00:11:03.500 They're saying that you saw Clint in a glory hole sucking dick there. 0.99

00:11:09.120 No, that was Dave Portnoy, actually. 0.99

00:11:12.280 That's how every story has to end on this episode, too.

00:11:16.180 Because we only steal material from Paul Buston.

00:11:18.080 That's the original joke I just came up with, guys.

00:11:21.000 Also, one more thing.

00:11:22.740 Shout out.

00:11:23.340 It's Anarcho Badger on Twitter.

00:11:25.620 He recognized me from Elizabeth posting on Twitter and came up and introduced himself

00:11:31.840 and said he was a big fan of the show.

00:11:33.180 And we took pictures and then we hung out.

00:11:35.700 And I found out he lives like 10 minutes from me.

00:11:39.140 So we're going to be hanging out probably sometime.

00:11:40.860 But shout out that guy. 1.00

00:11:41.700 It was great.

00:11:41.920 By the way, to be clear, because I know a lot of people aren't into the niche internet

00:11:45.500 stuff, that is a pulpo thing.

00:11:47.840 He's running a troll.

00:11:48.960 It is. 0.98

00:11:49.300 I mean, whatever weirdness there is with someone, that's fucking hilarious. 0.80

00:11:53.660 He's running a troll where he's getting the Barstool sports guys, asking elaborate sports 0.97

00:11:58.780 questions and ending them with, you know, is that because we saw Dave Portnoy sucking 0.99

00:12:03.560 dick in a glory hole in Lexington, Kentucky? 0.99

00:12:08.320 And by the way, he did ask me, he said, because I just did it earlier today, they're live right

00:12:15.060 now.

00:12:15.500 If you want to hop in there and do that, you can request a talk and troll Barstool employees 0.98

00:12:21.140 and they get really fucking pissed about it. 0.67

00:12:23.000 So it's really funny to go do it. 0.95

00:12:24.800 And most likely we're going to make a super cut.

00:12:26.680 I mean, if we could like secure that, we would get answered quickly on the show and we knew

00:12:31.360 how to make it, you know, the sound come up on the stream.

00:12:34.660 I don't know how to do all that.

00:12:35.720 Jose, you literally just take your phone, just stick it right by your microphone and

00:12:39.920 talk into it.

00:12:40.720 I think the audio would just be awful, dog.

00:12:43.220 I don't trust technology, man.

00:12:45.160 We would sit here while we wait for you to get called up on stage.

00:12:48.360 Exactly.

00:12:48.680 You know, you would just hit request and you would sit there until you see it pop up that

00:12:52.500 you're now a speaker.

00:12:53.800 It shows you.

00:12:54.400 Well, you guys are welcome to.

00:12:56.180 Yeah, go ahead.

00:12:56.860 This seems like...

00:12:57.660 I already did it once.

00:12:58.520 They would catch me.

00:12:59.480 They wouldn't allow me to get it.

00:13:00.300 Okay, they told their guests.

00:13:00.920 I mean, it was too much technical.

00:13:02.160 I couldn't even ask a good sports question.

00:13:04.620 Like, I played a lot of sports.

00:13:05.700 I don't know anybody different.

00:13:06.300 Well, you see, sitting there and waiting for it to pop up is what I do when I'm watching

00:13:10.360 porn, so...

00:13:11.360 Yeah.

00:13:11.960 Hello! 0.79

00:13:14.040 Speaking of the porn, Toad watches, let's bring up some traps. 0.72

00:13:18.840 All right.

00:13:19.380 So, yeah, we're going to play a new game that we got here, FAP or Trap.

00:13:24.200 So, I have gathered a bunch of pictures of some very lovely ladies or non-ladies, and 1.00

00:13:31.860 these guys are going to have to decide whether they're biological women or trans women. 1.00

00:13:39.280 So, the FAP is really not to be taken literally because probably most of these actual women you 0.99

00:13:44.680 would not even masturbate to.

00:13:46.460 I think we should, to add to it, each one of us should go around and give a specific 0.99

00:13:50.600 way with this given woman or whatever it may be, how we would sex them. 1.00

00:13:55.900 That way, just in case, if it is a dude, you have that on your... 0.93

00:13:58.780 No, I'm just kidding.

00:13:59.240 That would be way too much. 0.99

00:14:01.900 We've done fuck or duck and said that we'd fuck a bunch of dudes on the show, so... 0.99

00:14:06.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:07.040 I don't remember that, but I stand up.

00:14:09.580 Clint was like, I wasn't here for that.

00:14:10.920 Well, I think in the hypothetical, it's like, if...

00:14:13.640 Because, I mean, obviously, if you're like, I'm not gay, then never you would do it for 0.71

00:14:16.620 dudes.

00:14:16.840 So, you put it in the hypothetical if you were interested in that kind of deal.

00:14:20.540 Hey, Toad, by the way, before we get into this, what did your internet history look like

00:14:24.740 after this?

00:14:25.700 Oh, it was what I tweeted out from the Tower of Power.

00:14:30.440 What are your YouTube ads looking like right now?

00:14:33.040 Is it all like those weird, like, HIV-like medication?

00:14:36.840 I haven't checked.

00:14:37.800 It's monkey pox.

00:14:38.920 It's monkey pox.

00:14:39.960 It's like, get your monkey pox vaccine.

00:14:41.500 It's trans reassignment surgery ads.

00:14:46.900 Like, how's it going with you?

00:14:48.540 No, but...

00:14:49.200 Hey, real quick.

00:14:50.140 I know we're delaying again.

00:14:51.240 Have you guys noticed...

00:14:52.500 I mean, every time, like, these ads come up for, like, erectile dysfunction stuff, you

00:14:56.860 know, I don't know why that comes up for whatever reason. 0.99

00:14:59.160 My dick works just fine. 0.99

00:15:00.140 I'll let you know. 1.00

00:15:00.680 No, there's a reason.

00:15:01.660 But, yeah, it's caught on.

00:15:02.980 The algorithm knows what's up.

00:15:04.160 It knows.

00:15:04.360 It knows. 1.00

00:15:05.800 It's listening when you fuck me here, babe. 1.00

00:15:07.700 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:15:08.300 It won't happen again.

00:15:09.160 I'm like, your folks right there listening to you all the time.

00:15:12.840 But have you noticed, it seems weirdly, like, it's not overt. 1.00

00:15:16.500 They're not like, I fuck dudes. 0.95

00:15:18.340 But I get the vibe that it's, like, particularly, like, the ads for a lot of ED stuff, at least 0.99

00:15:23.480 internet ads seem to be weirdly targeted towards gay men.

00:15:27.140 I'm like, what? 1.00

00:15:27.860 Like, these guys fuck all the time. 1.00

00:15:29.160 You think it would not be an issue. 0.99

00:15:29.840 Hey, Jose, the point of targeted ads is they're targeted, too.

00:15:33.440 Yeah, that's why I'm just saying...

00:15:34.760 Oh, yeah, all you guys are experiences, too, right?

00:15:37.300 I have never gotten even an ED ad.

00:15:40.820 On TV, on TV, my favorite genre is the HIV ads, like the HIV medication ads.

00:15:46.660 If you haven't ever seen them, we should probably watch them on the show at some point. 0.97

00:15:49.920 They're fucking incredible. 0.91

00:15:51.040 It's just like, it'll be like dudes doing ballet and then just sitting there and being like... 0.99

00:15:55.260 I'm not even exaggerating.

00:15:56.860 It's literally what they...

00:15:58.100 I love who I love. 1.00

00:15:59.600 Shit like that. 0.99

00:16:00.860 That is exactly right. 1.00

00:16:02.040 You can still live your life however you want.

00:16:03.700 HIV is no longer a death sentence. 1.00

00:16:05.420 And they're just like fucking stuffing their partner's asses. 1.00

00:16:07.480 Stuff up if you want. 1.00

00:16:09.360 It is very horrible. 0.75

00:16:11.180 Come on, me piece of my mouth and hunger.

00:16:13.620 Did you guys see that thread by that dude who was like...

00:16:16.200 Oh, yes.

00:16:17.520 Oh, that was incredible.

00:16:18.580 This was something that we also thought up.

00:16:20.440 And it was brought up by, I believe, one of our good friends, Arion Page. 0.99

00:16:24.540 Which he brought up to do the real-ass faggot of the week. 1.00

00:16:30.480 Which is, we could talk about the different fags. 1.00

00:16:33.500 This guy is the real-ass faggot of the year. 1.00

00:16:35.640 I mean, what he said was unbelievable. 1.00

00:16:38.780 He's like, so I got Monkey Pox.

00:16:42.780 He's like, and the way he got it.

00:16:45.580 He's like, I don't understand how I got... 0.99

00:16:47.180 The way he got it was an orgy where he was a piss pig. 1.00

00:16:50.740 Where he just had everyone piss in his fucking mouth. 1.00

00:16:53.300 Didn't the thread end with like, and this is why the government has failed? 1.00

00:16:57.440 Yes, it did.

00:16:59.920 It's like, it almost felt like a troll, but I think it was sincere.

00:17:02.960 It was incredible. 0.97

00:17:03.840 And the funniest part was, it wasn't like he went to one orgy. 0.93

00:17:06.700 He was like, on Saturday, we had this orgy. 0.96

00:17:09.500 And then on Sunday, we had another orgy where I also got pissed on. 1.00

00:17:14.020 And Monday, I wake up and my fucking ass is exploding with all these things. 1.00

00:17:18.040 It's perplexing. 1.00

00:17:19.160 The government has failed us.

00:17:20.280 Can you imagine the reverse?

00:17:21.620 It's like, yo, dog, I've been raw dogging strippers for three years now.

00:17:25.680 And they're telling me I've gonorrhea. 0.79

00:17:28.160 The government's response is insane.

00:17:30.240 They're not doing anything to help us.

00:17:33.620 By the way, did you guys see Brad Palumbo's take on this?

00:17:37.860 Where he's like, we need to prevent the bigotry of pointing out that this is primarily being spread. 0.99

00:17:42.500 That's why Brad Palumbo was also up for the running of real-ass faggot of the week. 1.00

00:17:48.060 I'm sure he'd appreciate that. 0.99

00:17:49.720 But seriously, can we just talk briefly about how absurd that is? 0.98

00:17:54.720 Even in the CDC guidance is like, we are only giving vaccines to men who have sex with men, a.k.a. gay dudes. 0.99

00:18:03.640 And also, 95% of the cases have been amongst... 0.99

00:18:06.860 Let's not just say all guys that have sex with guys are gay. 0.98

00:18:10.540 No, I mean, they could be dudes in prison. 0.99

00:18:12.940 Could be homies, you know, just getting through a hard time.

00:18:17.660 Let's continue.

00:18:18.480 I just want to make that weird.

00:18:19.280 Could be internet friends. 0.99

00:18:20.600 You know, like warrior technology type shit. 1.00

00:18:22.160 But 95% of the cases are amongst gay men. 0.99

00:18:25.860 And he's just like, we can't talk about...

00:18:27.280 And then Kennedy sides with him.

00:18:28.420 I was really stunned by this.

00:18:29.520 I was like, are we really going down this woke track where we're not going to point out?

00:18:33.120 Like, if you're actually concerned about helping the gay community, wouldn't you want to publicize it?

00:18:37.700 Like, this is rampant amongst just your community.

00:18:41.340 Clinton, they did the same thing with HIV, though.

00:18:43.640 They literally just sandbagged it the entire time. 1.00

00:18:45.900 Well, wasn't there like a weird thing with HIV where it was like, on one end, there was people going like, hey, it's just the faggots doing this. 0.99

00:18:53.360 On the other end, it was that kind of thing of like, whoa, anybody can get it. 0.99

00:18:57.580 They went from one to the other like crazy.

00:18:59.760 Yeah, it was like either one.

00:19:02.220 Now it's like totally like, I guess it's the same thing again.

00:19:04.700 But it was still very bigot. 1.00

00:19:06.240 It's like the faggots are spreading their shit. 1.00

00:19:08.520 Yeah, no, I mean, it is. 1.00

00:19:09.780 That was a more bigot.

00:19:10.920 This is like, like, hey, we're just letting you guys know almost exclusively in the gay community.

00:19:16.040 And they're like, that's that's that's bigotry.

00:19:18.280 We can't we can't be talking like that. 1.00

00:19:19.920 It's like it comes from anal sex, pun intended. 0.99

00:19:22.780 Like, that's where it comes from. 0.99

00:19:24.100 So, yes, you can get it if you're in a heterosexual relationship, if you're doing butt stuff. 0.97

00:19:27.960 But for the most part, it's going to come from a gay relationship. 0.87

00:19:31.140 And I just I don't I don't get it. 1.00

00:19:32.960 This is just all God's way of telling you that this is totally unnatural and you should not be having butt sex. 1.00

00:19:38.320 OK, well, then that would be bigotry. 0.99

00:19:39.760 Yes.

00:19:40.160 Continue.

00:19:42.020 No, that's all I had to say.

00:19:43.800 I mean, that's OK.

00:19:44.560 OK, that's just what's going on.

00:19:46.080 It is just really funny to me because it would be the same.

00:19:48.520 But again, like you can't even say like real quick.

00:19:51.480 What Toad just said is a definition of based.

00:19:53.440 I'm not saying I agree with it. 0.99

00:19:54.720 But that is definitely a definition of based, not some gay dude declaring fucking, oh, my God, we can't be fucking being bigoted against the homos, guys. 0.98

00:20:04.980 But but it is I was about to say, like, you could imagine them saying, well, only women get like pregnancy, like what miscarriages only happen to women because they would literally be like, no, miscarriages can happen by men, too, because men can be pregnant. 0.99

00:20:18.240 It's like we live in just a fucking fantasy world now. 0.67

00:20:22.140 It doesn't even nothing is real today. 0.99

00:20:25.320 Today, Kamala Harris said because of the like, it's like Americans with Disability Day tomorrow or some shit. 0.88

00:20:32.100 And she's like, we need our day. 0.89

00:20:33.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:34.860 Tower Gang.

00:20:35.380 Shout out. 0.86

00:20:35.860 Look in the fields as you drive by and you may see some retard frolicking. 1.00

00:20:39.020 I'm going to wake up early going out on my porch and be like, no, it's kind of like when in the country you watch like wide open, like I don't know if you guys come from the country, but in the morning or like you're driving around in the middle of the country, you'll see like, I wonder if there's any deer.

00:20:55.100 You'll kind of watch the fields.

00:20:56.420 Like, that's what you need to watch for. 0.99

00:20:57.500 Just some retard frolicking. 1.00

00:20:58.540 It's their day. 0.99

00:20:59.380 It's so bizarre that you said, I don't know if any of you guys come from the country.

00:21:02.000 You know that none of us do.

00:21:03.400 Yeah, I know.

00:21:04.200 Whoa.

00:21:04.680 I know maybe the audience does.

00:21:05.920 I don't know.

00:21:06.180 He's from Alabama, but he's.

00:21:07.740 But, but anyways, point being, Kamala Harris brings it up in reference to the Roe overturn saying that like the, the inability to get abortions has a special impact on the disabled community.

00:21:19.480 And I was like, does it?

00:21:21.140 What?

00:21:21.560 And if it does, why does it?

00:21:22.220 Yeah, there's way more disabled people is the problem they're having. 1.00

00:21:25.880 You know how fucking hard it is if you're disabled to get from one state to another so you can re-yank that fucker out? 1.00

00:21:30.600 It's like, if you're able to fuck, you should probably be able to get to an abortion clinic. 1.00

00:21:34.040 No, dude, what she's saying is she's talking about like the Icelandic model where. 1.00

00:21:39.580 Yeah, if you're having a retired baby, you abort it. 0.99

00:21:43.280 That's what they do.

00:21:43.900 That was my first thought too, but that's not what she was talking about.

00:21:46.500 That's not what she was talking about.

00:21:47.600 I swear to God.

00:21:48.780 She was talking about how it would be harder for a disabled person to get to an abortion clinic if they have to like go out of state.

00:21:54.280 I'm pretty sure that's where she was headed with it.

00:21:55.680 Obviously, I agree with you from the pro-life side.

00:21:57.960 It certainly appears as if they're saying like, well, if you can't abort all these retarded people, we're going to have a real problem here. 1.00

00:22:05.900 When they outnumber us and they realize they can overpower us, we'll be doomed. 1.00

00:22:11.320 With their retard strength, they can fucking. 1.00

00:22:14.720 They're the strength of three men. 1.00

00:22:15.960 They're like pawns.

00:22:17.260 You know what would be awesome is if the Nazis had decided that in their eugenics program, they were going to breed exclusively a soldier, like a battalion of hyper strong retards. 0.99

00:22:27.820 I'd be fucking rad. 0.98

00:22:29.300 You'd be like, you know, battlefield generals. 0.98

00:22:33.260 Hey, hey, you mirror goes anyway.

00:22:37.100 Whether it happened or not, I want a movie made about this battalion immediately. 1.00

00:22:42.380 It's like glorious bastards. 0.99

00:22:44.500 But I mean, it's just all retards going up. 1.00

00:22:46.740 It's with the allies that would definitely have all the retards going up. 1.00

00:22:49.600 Dude, that's the repeat.

00:22:50.400 That's the sequel. 1.00

00:22:51.460 Inglourious bastards. 1.00

00:22:54.960 Give the dudes in wheelchairs jousting sticks or whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:22:58.500 Spears, you know, lances. 0.98

00:23:00.780 By the way, Clint, what is the worst like subversion?

00:23:04.520 Them doing what they are doing with men and women or them saying that recession is no longer the definition of recession?

00:23:11.620 Because that one was pretty crazy.

00:23:13.100 More people are going to be impacted by the recession than any of the male and female nonsense. 0.98

00:23:17.680 But it's evil. 0.98

00:23:19.200 I mean, because it strikes the kids, I think that the indoctrination of the children and having the next generation be these like Marxist super soldiers that want to fucking take down the system. 0.93

00:23:28.660 Like I'm more concerned about that long term, but short term is clearly the economy. 0.88

00:23:31.620 That's very.

00:23:32.360 No.

00:23:32.680 Yeah.

00:23:32.900 That's very egregious.

00:23:34.040 Yeah.

00:23:34.200 Long term, at least, because if you're subject to that type of education, then you're not going to realize that they do stuff like redefining the word recession.

00:23:43.280 You're going to have no idea what's going on.

00:23:44.860 Exactly.

00:23:45.220 And Lennon actually said, he's like, give me five years with your children in their education process and I'll plant a seed so deep that you won't ever be able to uproot it. 0.98

00:23:54.380 We give these motherfuckers 12 years, sometimes 16 or 20 years of education in these Marxist indoctrination programs. 1.00

00:24:01.420 We're so fucked. 1.00

00:24:02.520 It's unbelievable how fucked we are. 1.00

00:24:04.320 Anyways, let's do that with that. 0.98

00:24:05.620 The recession part was just really funny to me, but they were just Paul Krugman coming out and being like, listen, guys, it's not a recession.

00:24:14.080 We've changed the definition.

00:24:15.220 Well, my favorite part was he's like, I was wrong about inflation.

00:24:18.420 And also, this is not a recession.

00:24:20.220 And I was like, well, I'm going to look forward to your retraction six months from now. 1.00

00:24:24.320 You fucking asshole. 1.00

00:24:25.420 So fucking funny. 1.00

00:24:26.680 All right. 0.98

00:24:27.000 So bring up these traps. 1.00

00:24:28.980 I want to get my fucking dick hard. 1.00

00:24:30.700 If you could pull me up some hardcore trap. 1.00

00:24:33.000 Hey, man, they're not all traps.

00:24:36.180 I'm going to be trapped by all of them, though.

00:24:38.000 We ready for this? 0.99

00:24:38.960 That's all you could do for the fucking, that's all you got? 0.99

00:24:42.280 Shout out Top Lobster with some other top notch art. 0.99

00:24:45.980 It's Top Lobster's font, brother. 0.71

00:24:47.960 You can't even get a fap with maybe a dude jerking off or trap. 0.99

00:24:53.940 No, I think we'd get banned if we had a dude jerking off. 0.99

00:24:57.820 Banned from what? 0.99

00:24:59.120 I don't know. 1.00

00:24:59.620 You want a dude jerking off? 1.00

00:25:01.180 No, no, no. 1.00

00:25:01.660 This is so easy.

00:25:02.840 Make the P on trap. 1.00

00:25:04.580 Make the P on trap a penis, because obviously. 1.00

00:25:08.620 And then fap, you definitely need something about jerking off. 1.00

00:25:11.100 Dude, you're right. 1.00

00:25:12.420 I should have used the penis font, which I do have. 0.99

00:25:14.760 The penis font. 0.99

00:25:15.920 You guys have a penis font? 1.00

00:25:17.620 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:25:18.360 What an opportunity missed.

00:25:19.400 Can we please start?

00:25:20.520 Yeah, let's go.

00:25:21.140 Here's your number one lady here, which you guys have already seen this fine woman here. 1.00

00:25:30.320 And I think the question that we need to address here really is, is this type of body on a woman

00:25:36.420 actually sexy?

00:25:38.140 Well, there's two.

00:25:39.040 Yeah.

00:25:39.180 No, well, one, it is a woman.

00:25:41.840 I think we established that.

00:25:42.940 Yeah, we know that.

00:25:43.660 This was cheating, but this spawned off other conversations.

00:25:45.700 Yes, this is what actually spawned the entire thing coming in.

00:25:49.140 If that's not a woman, I don't care. 1.00

00:25:50.620 I will be gay. 0.99

00:25:51.320 No, it's a woman. 0.99

00:25:52.660 But the argument I had with Jose is that this woman, I believe, is a bodybuilder and is 1.00

00:25:59.340 on gear.

00:26:00.260 So she is using steroids. 1.00

00:26:02.300 And Jose is coming back with, that is totally attainable natural. 1.00

00:26:06.160 And I think he is retarded. 1.00

00:26:08.620 It's 100% attainable natural. 0.99

00:26:10.240 I think it is.

00:26:10.840 I think it is attainable, but I also think she's probably on gear.

00:26:13.500 I wouldn't be surprised she's on gear, but I will tell you, I look at that and I don't

00:26:17.520 immediately think she's on gear. 0.93

00:26:19.220 I wouldn't be the least bit fucking surprised. 0.86

00:26:21.160 By the way, this was from a, I do want to say, this was from some post. 1.00

00:26:25.000 Someone said, like, he got completely dragged because he's like, motherfuckers, you guys 1.00

00:26:29.000 are gay if this is something you like. 1.00

00:26:31.040 And then, like, there was a follow-up period where he's like, and you guys are retarded 0.99

00:26:34.440 if you think they're on gear. 0.97

00:26:35.540 And my point was, I don't think you're a retard to think it's possible she's not on 1.00

00:26:39.840 gear.

00:26:40.360 Now, I wouldn't be surprised if she's on gear, but I looked at a few of her other pictures

00:26:44.640 and she's not always like this.

00:26:46.240 A lot of people don't realize, like, and there's others where arms look bigger and they look

00:26:49.660 small here.

00:26:50.320 So, like, this, she clearly probably leaned out.

00:26:53.280 She's posing in a certain way to emphasize it.

00:26:55.360 I don't think it's really as extreme as you think it is.

00:26:58.200 And the lighting is highlighting the six-pack.

00:27:00.180 Yeah.

00:27:00.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:00.680 Well, dude, her fucking six-pack. 1.00

00:27:02.200 Dude, her abs look like a fucking lobster. 1.00

00:27:04.480 But I don't think women can get abs like that without using steroids. 1.00

00:27:07.980 It's not that fucking cut. 0.98

00:27:10.380 I've known a girl that actually did do that. 0.98

00:27:14.520 So, it's not impossible.

00:27:15.320 I'm telling you.

00:27:15.420 But you've got to train.

00:27:16.400 I mean, you've got to train.

00:27:16.920 Yeah.

00:27:17.160 Yeah.

00:27:17.360 I mean, it isn't good.

00:27:18.140 Although, I've known dudes who were like, obviously, dudes and women are different. 0.58

00:27:21.600 I've known dudes who were just like runners and didn't do any working out, nothing, didn't

00:27:25.800 diet right.

00:27:26.420 And they were just skinny. 0.99

00:27:27.200 And they had fucking chiseled six-packs. 0.99

00:27:28.980 I don't think that helps our case. 0.99

00:27:30.960 I don't think that helps you get some help.

00:27:32.540 No, but my point being is that with women, that they're that ridiculously skinny to where 1.00

00:27:39.500 they have like that ripped, essentially.

00:27:42.200 But it's all – really, when it comes to abs, all it really is is a matter of fat.

00:27:47.040 And I know it's a body fat thing.

00:27:49.160 Yeah.

00:27:49.440 But again, like women have way higher body fat than men. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Usually, yeah.

00:27:53.500 Which, by the way, you could easily – this easily could be seen as a man.

00:27:57.020 This could easily –

00:27:58.020 Oh, yeah, I would be surprised if this was a trap.

00:28:00.140 This is a very manly woman, especially with – I mean – 1.00

00:28:02.880 Dude, this is just a jacked Michaela Peterson, and my dick is rock hard. 1.00

00:28:06.180 So, you guys, shut up. 1.00

00:28:07.960 Yeah, dude, I would – you know, her abs look like a lobster. 1.00

00:28:10.840 I'd crack that thing open, pour some butter right on there. 0.83

00:28:13.560 Thank you, Toad.

00:28:14.360 Get right in.

00:28:14.780 Thank you for being honest.

00:28:16.320 However –

00:28:17.440 To me, it's the man hands.

00:28:18.860 I think that's what I – like, I would say this trap. 0.99

00:28:21.300 Those are some fucking veiny wrists that doesn't hurt. 0.99

00:28:23.720 Yes, like big paws, too. 0.99

00:28:26.380 Dude, I have seen other pictures of her where her thighs look gigantic. 1.00

00:28:30.440 And like I said in the group chat, I would not want to go down on a woman who could crush my head. 1.00

00:28:35.140 Yeah, well, that was the thing.

00:28:36.380 They were also showing pictures of her where she looked big and kind of more bulky as opposed to this photo.

00:28:42.420 I'm like, okay, well, you clearly don't understand.

00:28:44.240 Like, she probably – I don't know if she, like, does, like, competitions.

00:28:47.340 But you, like –

00:28:47.740 Definitely.

00:28:47.760 I think she is a bodybuilder. 1.00

00:28:50.140 Okay, but if so, they'll lean out before competitions.

00:28:52.900 So this could be her for, like –

00:28:53.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:53.720 They just, like, stop drinking water for –

00:28:56.020 Yeah, so this could be her all leaned out. 0.60

00:28:57.900 So you've got to take that into account.

00:28:59.400 Then also the ones that are showing bulky, it's like, okay, but now she put that fat on –

00:29:02.740 Like, it's like you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

00:29:04.480 Like, which is it?

00:29:05.140 Because you look at here, her arms aren't that big. 0.61

00:29:07.140 So it's like she probably had a pump in the pictures of her arms look bigger. 0.97

00:29:10.480 Like, there are ways to make yourself look, you know, whether it's more ripped or more buff than you really are to where it makes a good experience.

00:29:17.240 Hey, have you ever actually seen a woman bodybuilder at the gym? 1.00

00:29:21.620 Yeah, plenty of times.

00:29:22.780 Yeah.

00:29:23.080 I saw one this morning, and she's definitely a bodybuilder because in her bag, she pulled out stiletto heels and was doing the – 1.00

00:29:33.560 Like, the walking, like, the fucking strut in the mirror in the gym. 0.74

00:29:37.680 Like, everybody was, like, working out, and she's over there just, like, after her workout, like, doing the strut, like, getting it down, which is pretty funny to me. 0.99

00:29:45.180 I've just never seen somebody do that.

00:29:46.800 Dude, dude, there's nothing gayer than seeing dudes do their routine – their flexing routines in the gym. 1.00

00:29:51.580 It's like, dude, stop being a faggot. 1.00

00:29:53.540 Like, I don't know. 1.00

00:29:54.100 Do that in the mirror at home or some shit. 0.97

00:29:55.980 Like, get a good light. 0.99

00:29:56.840 I don't know what to tell you. 0.98

00:29:57.480 This is fucking weird. 0.97

00:29:58.680 Now, the bodybuilder dude that was – I also know that is a bodybuilder because I heard him talk about his competitions. 0.99

00:30:04.160 He is always in, like, fucking – like, dealing with his demons in a hoodie, up, hat, like, fucking sweatpants. 0.99

00:30:12.720 Like, dude is just not showing off his body. 1.00

00:30:14.700 Yeah. 0.98

00:30:14.900 But he looks pretty fucking – 1.00

00:30:16.060 And even – it always is, like, either the major faggots or the guys that aren't even big that are really getting – like, doing gay shit like that. 1.00

00:30:22.380 The guys who are there to fucking get yoked, they're usually, like, headphones in, leave me the fuck alone. 1.00

00:30:27.500 They're not trying to show off. 0.99

00:30:28.420 They're not the ones – usually aren't the ones dropping the weight, going – like, dumps you like that.

00:30:33.340 That's always the dude who just got to where he can, like, pull three plates and is really proud of himself or something.

00:30:37.820 How many, like, really rich guys were in the gym?

00:30:41.020 You know those rich guys who, like, like to be dominated sexually because they dominate other aspects of life? 0.99

00:30:46.540 So how many of them were trying to, like, get that woman to go home with them and stomp on their balls with the stiletto heels? 1.00

00:30:51.880 Jesus. 0.99

00:30:54.700 I have no clue, Toad.

00:30:55.860 All right.

00:30:56.840 Are we calling this one here?

00:30:57.840 You guys are –

00:30:58.520 Well, it's obviously a woman. 1.00

00:31:00.460 I do want to comment.

00:31:01.300 I know I'm the resident thick king here.

00:31:03.080 I'm a big fan of thick chicks. 1.00

00:31:04.620 But, like, probably my second favorite body type is, like –

00:31:07.960 I don't know.

00:31:08.720 Opposite.

00:31:09.660 It's weird.

00:31:10.300 Like, I do like this kind of thing where it's, like, they're –

00:31:12.840 I would call it fit because when I think of fit, I think of, like, a skinny girl that's more like – 0.99

00:31:17.100 You're like a woman that can lift you up? 1.00

00:31:19.440 Not quite, but I don't like –

00:31:20.580 This chick couldn't lift me up. 1.00

00:31:21.880 I don't like spoky bitches. 1.00

00:31:23.740 I think she can lift you up, Clint. 0.99

00:31:26.180 She couldn't.

00:31:26.880 Dude, I'm telling you, she's not nearly as freakish as you guys think she is. 0.96

00:31:30.760 It's a lot of – 1.00

00:31:31.340 That bitch probably can't even – 1.00

00:31:32.840 I bet you she weighs 140 pounds. 1.00

00:31:35.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:35.300 I weigh two fucking 20. 0.99

00:31:36.440 There's no way. 0.99

00:31:37.400 No, she cannot lift him in any way.

00:31:40.260 Unless you put, like – 0.98

00:31:41.940 She could probably deadlift him if you figured out a way to fucking hold on to it correctly. 1.00

00:31:45.200 She could probably bear hug me and get me an inch off the ground. 1.00

00:31:47.480 Grab you by your dick and your throat. 1.00

00:31:49.400 I hope. 1.00

00:31:50.080 I hope she does.

00:31:51.860 That's –

00:31:52.740 I volunteer as –

00:31:53.920 Clint's like, do that a couple times.

00:31:55.720 Just keep going up and back down. 1.00

00:31:58.160 Sacrifice me on your fucking bodybuilding altar, please. 1.00

00:32:01.860 Jesus. 1.00

00:32:02.640 All right. 1.00

00:32:02.980 You guys are fucking gay if you won't fuck this girl. 1.00

00:32:05.880 You're all going fap on this? 1.00

00:32:07.900 Yes.

00:32:08.700 All right.

00:32:09.100 Well, we already knew that.

00:32:10.080 You guys are correct.

00:32:10.820 Hey, we have a graphic.

00:32:11.800 I like it.

00:32:12.160 There you go. 0.94

00:32:14.460 My – yeah, my cheap-ass graphics.

00:32:16.520 Here's your next – 0.88

00:32:17.840 No.

00:32:20.000 Beauty here.

00:32:21.200 That's a lady. 1.00

00:32:21.880 Even if that's a chick, no. 1.00

00:32:24.060 I thought you said you did a good job with these selections.

00:32:27.020 What is going on here?

00:32:28.240 I did.

00:32:28.800 Now, hey, I will say I think this is a chick. 1.00

00:32:31.980 Yeah.

00:32:32.380 The only reason I think that is –

00:32:34.440 Because of the bra. 0.63

00:32:36.360 Yeah.

00:32:36.880 I think that's the only reason why.

00:32:38.400 Yeah.

00:32:38.560 I mean, I'm going with –

00:32:39.560 My head on that is horrific.

00:32:40.840 I'm going with a chick. 1.00

00:32:41.240 So I didn't think the point of fap or trap was whether it's chick, it's whether you'd 0.99

00:32:45.700 fuck, and then you get – and like, but you're supposed to try to decipher, is it possibly 0.99

00:32:49.680 a dude that I might – and you're like, ha-ha, you said you'd fuck a dude. 1.00

00:32:52.880 No. 1.00

00:32:53.600 If fap just means chick, that fucks up the whole premise.

00:32:57.600 But again, it goes back, would you fap to this, which would mean technically you're

00:33:03.880 fapping to the manliest woman ever.

00:33:06.320 Dude, fap or trap, dude. 0.87

00:33:09.060 It's like an old dyke. 1.00

00:33:10.840 If the first one was actually a dude and this was a chick, I would still fuck the dude. 1.00

00:33:17.700 Do you see? 1.00

00:33:18.520 See?

00:33:19.140 There you go.

00:33:19.960 That's the thing.

00:33:20.860 That's the thing.

00:33:21.780 Dude.

00:33:21.880 Fap or trap.

00:33:23.080 Look, fap or trap, the goal is to spot the traps here, okay?

00:33:26.720 Like, is it a biological wound? 0.72

00:33:28.040 That's the whole point, the whole point, if it's a fap, because it's like a hot chick 1.00

00:33:32.160 or is it a dude?

00:33:34.260 Like, that's the whole point.

00:33:35.060 Fap or trap is just a snappy title.

00:33:36.820 I don't feel like this needs to be explained.

00:33:37.460 Please, go to the next one.

00:33:38.440 This one is just a total non-stop.

00:33:40.900 It literally hurts me looking at it.

00:33:43.120 If we could please get it off the screen.

00:33:45.100 God, they're all just going to be like old dykes. 1.00

00:33:49.600 So this is a woman. 1.00

00:33:51.440 Wait, wait, fap.

00:33:52.900 Oh, oh.

00:33:53.500 Because it's a woman. 0.95

00:33:54.480 Okay, okay.

00:33:55.140 She is a biological woman, and I don't know.

00:33:57.700 She was online.

00:33:58.620 In the future, if we play this game, I think we can all agree the point was it's supposed

00:34:03.060 to be questionable.

00:34:05.120 Some of these are going to be attractive.

00:34:07.260 Okay, I hope so. 1.00

00:34:08.560 Dude, fuck you. 1.00

00:34:09.440 You don't know what I have in here. 1.00

00:34:11.600 Dude, so this woman is like a professional runner or something, and she was complaining. 1.00

00:34:16.460 No, get out.

00:34:17.400 She was complaining online that everybody, like, literally thought she was a man to the point

00:34:22.380 where they said that she was, like, the 70-something finishing man here, where she was, like, the second woman.

00:34:29.680 Well, maybe she shouldn't have a 1980s Benicio Del Toro haircut.

00:34:33.680 I don't think that's a dude.

00:34:35.280 My immediate thought is that's just some woman in her late 50s. 1.00

00:34:37.780 A husband used to beat her, and now she's into chicks. 1.00

00:34:41.260 She recently discovered herself until the kids left. 1.00

00:34:44.000 That's a good read.

00:34:44.460 She does have a male husband and children, as far as I know. 0.97

00:34:48.580 That's disgusting. 1.00

00:34:49.400 What a fucking homo that guy is. 1.00

00:34:51.120 There you go. 1.00

00:34:53.680 Okay, that's fun.

00:34:55.940 That's a trap, and I am trapped.

00:34:58.200 I feel like it's too hot not to be a dude, but I'm still – like, if I saw that, I wouldn't

00:35:02.840 immediately think dude.

00:35:03.960 The only reason I'm thinking dude is because of the game.

00:35:06.120 So, in the interest of fairness, I've got to go fast.

00:35:08.260 Now, here's what I'm saying.

00:35:12.100 This is the point, though.

00:35:12.960 I feel you, Jose.

00:35:14.320 Dude, I went all over the map here.

00:35:16.700 The reason I would know this is a trap is because of the T-shirt.

00:35:23.580 Look at the T-shirt and the arm there.

00:35:25.740 Yeah, the arm does look like skinny.

00:35:27.300 That is a man's T-shirt with a manly arm.

00:35:30.500 But I still wouldn't assume that.

00:35:31.960 I've seen skinny chicks. 1.00

00:35:32.940 That's a woman's T-shirt. 0.99

00:35:33.040 That's a manly arm?

00:35:34.600 That's a man's –

00:35:35.480 I get what you're saying.

00:35:37.660 I think we're being overly analytical because we know there's probably going to be a

00:35:41.160 T-shirt.

00:35:43.160 In real life, I wouldn't. 1.00

00:35:44.860 I would get fully naked, ready to fuck, and the dick would flop out. 1.00

00:35:48.660 I think the problem is the shoulder width is actually the issue. 1.00

00:35:53.860 Because the shirt is a female shirt. 1.00

00:35:56.300 The arms are slender enough that it could be a woman's arm.

00:35:59.060 But you see how far that shoulder stretches out? 0.99

00:36:01.680 That's a fucking broad-based dude's shoulder. 0.99

00:36:03.540 And I am absolutely fapping that trap. 0.99

00:36:06.300 Also, the tattoo is very weird.

00:36:09.320 Like, it's like – it's not a – I don't know.

00:36:12.580 It's like a French – 0.98

00:36:13.180 It's a weird hot chick tattoo, yeah.

00:36:15.060 It's some sort of French, yeah, tattoo.

00:36:16.920 It looks like it's a heart.

00:36:18.460 Where did you find this specimen?

00:36:20.020 Yeah, where did – is this your personal stuff?

00:36:23.720 This looks like you got this over Snapchat, Toad.

00:36:26.820 Like, you just screenshotted it from 2014. 0.97

00:36:30.180 She does porn, actually. 0.94

00:36:31.260 Like, it does porn, you mean? 0.79

00:36:34.820 Is that what I mean?

00:36:36.240 What are you guys going with on this one?

00:36:37.040 Yeah, we've all weighed in on FAP, I think.

00:36:38.760 Yeah, I'm saying FAP.

00:36:39.380 No, no.

00:36:40.020 Well, this is a trap.

00:36:41.220 That's what I'm saying.

00:36:41.880 This is a –

00:36:42.400 I think it's a trap, but it's so passable.

00:36:44.760 And, I mean, let's be honest.

00:36:45.800 That dude has a gorgeous face, so.

00:36:47.800 Like, if you – Cole, if I showed you that picture, your first thought would be,

00:36:52.940 oh, she's cute. 1.00

00:36:53.640 But because of the context of the given scenario right now –

00:36:56.200 I see what you're saying there.

00:36:57.000 That's the only reason you're even like that to do.

00:36:58.980 If you weren't being asked, you would think instantly, woman. 1.00

00:37:02.420 Instantly.

00:37:03.060 Oh, yeah, 100%.

00:37:04.260 I'll be like, yeah, this is –

00:37:05.320 So that's –

00:37:05.900 Unless, like, again, if I was looking at it, and then I would look at that arm,

00:37:10.260 and I would be like, that's a dude's arm.

00:37:12.060 I could just –

00:37:12.300 That is not a dude's arm.

00:37:13.400 What are you talking about?

00:37:13.800 That is 100% a dude's arm.

00:37:15.380 Dude, I would not immediately assume that.

00:37:17.900 But now if I had something tipping me off –

00:37:19.300 That's like David Hogg's arm.

00:37:20.120 If I had a possible trap, I'd start looking, like, for the signs.

00:37:23.340 Yeah.

00:37:23.420 I don't know.

00:37:23.660 But that's not how people normally operate, you know?

00:37:25.660 Well, dude, if it's David Hogg's arm, then you know she's not carrying a gun, so.

00:37:30.080 And it's not, like, overtly that's a dude. 0.99

00:37:32.020 Like, I get what you mean, because she's kind of sinewy, fucking, like, you know, skinny. 1.00

00:37:37.140 But I've seen skinny bitches with similar things. 1.00

00:37:38.520 100% that's a male t-shirt, because female t-shirts don't have – 1.00

00:37:43.400 They don't have that, like, I don't know, like, it's extra for, like –

00:37:47.740 What male t-shirt has a v-neck?

00:37:51.080 There's a ton of male t-shirts that have v-necks.

00:37:53.380 It's kind of unisex to me.

00:37:54.640 Not like that.

00:37:55.560 That's definitely a chick shirt. 1.00

00:37:57.180 You're just retarded. 1.00

00:37:58.840 You want the answer on this? 1.00

00:38:00.520 No, no, no.

00:38:01.040 We all know it's a trap, but –

00:38:02.340 All right.

00:38:03.040 It is.

00:38:04.100 It is.

00:38:05.180 Oh, wow.

00:38:06.800 I'm a homosexual.

00:38:07.440 There's probably other photos we can really tell, though. 0.83

00:38:09.800 Yeah, you're all – 0.95

00:38:10.440 I am gleefully gay for this one, though. 1.00

00:38:12.480 We're all fucking gay, bro. 1.00

00:38:14.540 That is a beautiful dude. 1.00

00:38:17.160 Yeah.

00:38:17.620 I wonder where gay dudes are getting – 1.00

00:38:20.440 or out of whatever you want to call them, 1.00

00:38:22.380 the, like, fucking cross-dressers are getting all this makeup advice from, 1.00

00:38:25.880 because they do makeup better than most women. 1.00

00:38:28.820 Like, it is insane how good they do their makeup.

00:38:30.520 That's just a –

00:38:31.220 I mean, even makeup aside, that's just an astonishingly female face. 1.00

00:38:35.900 Like, just mind-blowing.

00:38:38.400 I can't even believe that that was –

00:38:39.660 Toad, I wish you would have.

00:38:41.500 I don't know if you ever did –

00:38:42.260 if you did this.

00:38:42.920 If you did this, it would be great.

00:38:44.400 But if you didn't, the next time we do this,

00:38:46.360 it would be to show this

00:38:48.080 and then show what they actually look like as a dude.

00:38:50.260 And so we could be like, oh, okay.

00:38:52.660 So we could see if it does have – 0.86

00:38:53.800 So we could feel really gay, 0.77

00:38:55.180 because that's really the goal.

00:38:56.160 And to see if that face is for real,

00:38:58.800 or it's because of the makeup.

00:39:01.640 It's definitely makeup. 0.93

00:39:03.000 Like, I've seen some of the porn that she's in. 0.99

00:39:07.900 You didn't have to go that far with the assignment, Joe.

00:39:13.300 I put a lot of work into this, okay?

00:39:17.200 I just think about it from different angles,

00:39:19.320 and this helped me brainstorm.

00:39:22.900 Yeah, it was helping me do something.

00:39:24.640 I like how he's like, it's a trap.

00:39:26.860 And I've seen some of the porn she's been in.

00:39:28.880 It's like, okay, have you? 0.62

00:39:31.420 Was she giving or receiving, Toad? 1.00

00:39:34.060 She was sucking dick. 1.00

00:39:36.480 Her own? 1.00

00:39:37.780 No, it's gay, dude. 0.99

00:39:39.620 Does she have a big ding-a-ling? 1.00

00:39:41.880 Because that'd be fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:39:43.360 No way. 1.00

00:39:45.280 If it was a video of him fucking a chick, 1.00

00:39:47.540 it's questionable. 1.00

00:39:48.280 It's weird, but it's not gay. 1.00

00:39:50.660 Toad, I'm going to need you to DM me

00:39:52.920 the name of this actor. 1.00

00:39:53.880 She has like a decent-sized dick. 1.00

00:39:56.540 Fucking awesome. 1.00

00:40:01.760 Toad, what's the name, by the way? 1.00

00:40:03.160 This is so gay, I can't believe it. 1.00

00:40:04.360 What is the name? 0.99

00:40:05.740 I'll have to look it up again.

00:40:06.920 I don't remember what her name is.

00:40:07.880 Oh, you don't remember.

00:40:08.680 As if you don't get it tattooed on your body already.

00:40:12.620 I'm trying to...

00:40:13.460 I don't remember the names of some of these.

00:40:14.800 Follow him on Twitter.

00:40:15.980 He only remembers the thumbnails.

00:40:18.620 Thumbnail titles.

00:40:19.340 If you're watching this, Bridget Manda,

00:40:22.740 please, come on, Tower Game.

00:40:24.500 Yes, absolutely do.

00:40:26.460 Now, keeping in mind,

00:40:28.260 I went all over the map with this game,

00:40:30.100 like women and non-women. 0.92

00:40:31.940 Obviously.

00:40:32.800 Who look...

00:40:33.600 Yeah.

00:40:34.040 They look all...

00:40:35.240 I went all over Pornhub.

00:40:37.240 Both the gay and straight.

00:40:41.020 Dude, the point is to, you know, 1.00

00:40:42.880 to riff on this shit, you know. 1.00

00:40:44.900 I was trying to fuck with your heads, too. 1.00

00:40:46.760 Do you know how hard it is to find this Google search? 1.00

00:40:49.800 Way easier on Pornhub.

00:40:51.580 Here's your next...

00:40:52.560 Here's your next lovely...

00:40:54.440 Oh, I know it's a trap,

00:40:57.200 but nothing tips me off, dude.

00:40:58.780 I'm going with that.

00:40:59.960 Oh, that's totally fap.

00:41:01.480 Yeah.

00:41:01.940 Nothing tips...

00:41:02.720 Nothing...

00:41:03.240 It's got to be a dude,

00:41:04.900 but, like, just because of the context of the situation,

00:41:07.520 but nothing tips me off.

00:41:08.760 If I had to, like, really analyze it,

00:41:11.380 the only thing I could think of is the hands,

00:41:13.400 because they're kind of big,

00:41:14.160 but those can...

00:41:14.640 You would have to analyze it.

00:41:18.280 Honestly, honestly,

00:41:19.800 I would go, this is a girl.

00:41:21.480 This is what, like, if I saw this,

00:41:23.100 I would be like, that's a girl.

00:41:24.460 And honestly, I would have...

00:41:25.200 I think it might actually be a girl.

00:41:27.460 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:41:28.080 I think Toad threw this in 0.99

00:41:29.340 just to fuck with us, 1.00

00:41:30.840 fuck with our heads. 1.00

00:41:31.560 Well, I hope so. 1.00

00:41:32.160 Because this might actually be a woman. 1.00

00:41:34.820 Clint's already like,

00:41:35.600 what's the name?

00:41:36.160 I'm going to follow her on Twitter.

00:41:37.140 It's a top-level trap.

00:41:38.600 Well, I like...

00:41:39.660 I think the dude in the prior option

00:41:41.820 was even hotter.

00:41:44.060 Well, you know this person

00:41:45.560 is going to have a female name 0.99

00:41:47.900 if they identify as a woman, so...

00:41:51.800 What is it, Toad?

00:41:53.580 Well, yeah, I can't see anything.

00:41:56.000 I think we're all fapping.

00:41:57.240 Yeah.

00:41:57.720 You're all fapping.

00:41:58.420 So you guys all think it is actually...

00:41:59.560 By the way, it's even female tattoos. 0.75

00:42:02.260 That is some, like,

00:42:03.400 girl-chick tattoos also.

00:42:05.580 Like, the weird cursive

00:42:07.560 down the forearm. 0.99

00:42:09.240 That looks like some weird fucking... 0.99

00:42:10.700 Because you know there's no way 1.00

00:42:11.800 a tranny would try to look feminine. 1.00

00:42:14.200 What? 0.98

00:42:14.820 No way.

00:42:15.960 That kind of looks like

00:42:16.880 a Gadsden flag tattoo

00:42:18.160 on the right tricep, 0.98

00:42:19.940 which is fucking awesome. 0.96

00:42:21.260 But it's not. 0.89

00:42:21.780 I'm sure it's not.

00:42:22.780 Oh, I thought it was just a flower.

00:42:24.900 That's why I thought...

00:42:25.560 No, I think it is a flower.

00:42:27.660 I know.

00:42:28.300 I'm just saying it could be.

00:42:29.860 You guys are all saying

00:42:30.820 that she is a woman, though,

00:42:32.140 biologically.

00:42:34.460 We're saying what she looks like.

00:42:35.980 We're not going to the extent...

00:42:37.140 We're going to what we believe.

00:42:39.760 Well, okay.

00:42:40.600 That changes the game.

00:42:41.580 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:42:42.400 Okay, I thought the game

00:42:43.760 was spot the trap, so...

00:42:45.600 No, no, no, no, no.

00:42:46.220 Well, if we were spotting the trap,

00:42:47.120 we would have got the last one right.

00:42:48.300 We said fat because we think

00:42:49.540 it looks like a woman. 1.00

00:42:51.040 We didn't know...

00:42:52.000 We know the game, so...

00:42:54.300 I think this is a woman.

00:42:55.100 Here's the thing.

00:42:55.580 Here's the game, Toad.

00:42:57.600 Here's the rules.

00:42:58.540 Yes.

00:42:58.760 If we were in a club

00:43:00.240 and we were all single

00:43:02.220 and we're all just like...

00:43:03.260 We're back. 0.98

00:43:03.800 We're fucking 20 years old, 1.00

00:43:06.100 ready to fucking fuck one night. 1.00

00:43:08.620 And if we saw this person in the club, 1.00

00:43:11.460 would we go up to them

00:43:12.400 and try to flirt with them?

00:43:13.760 Oh, that changes.

00:43:14.420 Well, the answer is no.

00:43:16.100 None of us would go up to them.

00:43:16.880 Yeah, no.

00:43:17.740 Seriously.

00:43:18.380 You're awesome.

00:43:19.740 What do we think about it?

00:43:21.540 Here we go.

00:43:22.060 Would you have the bravery

00:43:23.820 and gumption?

00:43:25.780 No, we wouldn't.

00:43:26.760 But not...

00:43:27.180 If we had the social skills...

00:43:28.580 Assuming we were confident black men, 1.00

00:43:31.920 we would absolutely approach this. 1.00

00:43:33.200 Dude, speak for yourself, motherfucker. 0.99

00:43:34.880 I used to do pickup artistry. 1.00

00:43:36.680 You don't think I would talk to this chick? 1.00

00:43:39.480 No, you didn't.

00:43:40.040 Anyways...

00:43:40.720 What?

00:43:41.920 No, I believe he did.

00:43:43.840 Oh, I know.

00:43:44.960 Yeah, he definitely did.

00:43:46.060 I've read the game.

00:43:47.040 But anyways,

00:43:47.720 is it a woman or not? 0.85

00:43:48.560 But just don't say that to people, Toad.

00:43:52.140 All right, real quick,

00:43:52.980 I want to say someone in the chat

00:43:54.420 pointed out

00:43:54.920 training a girl is the straightest form of porn. 1.00

00:43:57.360 And if you think about it, 0.93

00:43:58.300 it kind of is.

00:44:00.120 Hmm.

00:44:00.780 I mean, we have discussed that before.

00:44:02.940 I don't know.

00:44:03.280 So that is a biological one.

00:44:04.520 We apologize for ever doubting you,

00:44:06.500 fine woman. 0.98

00:44:07.420 There are going to be some people in here

00:44:09.380 that you are repulsed by.

00:44:10.800 I'm just going to say that right now.

00:44:11.840 And some other women 1.00

00:44:12.700 who you would definitely fuck. 1.00

00:44:14.640 Okay. 1.00

00:44:14.940 Because I thought we were spotting the trap here.

00:44:16.600 So here's your next lady. 1.00

00:44:19.920 Fap.

00:44:21.820 It's a trap. 1.00

00:44:22.920 Any Asian is a trap. 1.00

00:44:24.560 You're sure that's Hitomi Tanaka, 1.00

00:44:26.160 the big titty Asian porn chick? 1.00

00:44:28.160 So I'm going fap. 1.00

00:44:30.740 That's a trap.

00:44:32.260 I remember that from my youth.

00:44:34.120 Although it might not be.

00:44:34.940 The face is a little off,

00:44:35.700 but they kind of look to see it. 0.92

00:44:36.180 All Asians are trapping. 1.00

00:44:37.160 Whether they were born with a dick or not, 1.00

00:44:39.180 I am absolutely fapping. 1.00

00:44:40.940 Wait, so Jose,

00:44:42.080 you think she's actually a woman 1.00

00:44:43.500 is what you're saying.

00:44:45.800 Yeah.

00:44:46.600 I don't know.

00:44:47.480 I got to go real quick.

00:44:49.820 Well, say what you think.

00:44:51.560 What's that? 1.00

00:44:52.020 Piece of shit. 1.00

00:44:52.760 All right. 1.00

00:44:53.240 Cole is going to masturbate right now. 1.00

00:44:55.400 Yeah, so I guess we have his answer. 0.99

00:44:58.360 That's set him over the edge.

00:44:59.540 Clint, you think this is a trap though?

00:45:01.320 No, I don't.

00:45:02.180 No?

00:45:02.680 You guys think she's a woman?

00:45:04.240 Yep.

00:45:04.700 I mean,

00:45:06.220 yeah, I think it's a woman. 1.00

00:45:07.940 You're all gay. 1.00

00:45:09.840 I mean, it's not. 0.99

00:45:10.600 The Asians are crafty people.

00:45:13.380 They're very good when it comes to traps.

00:45:15.080 There are a lot of very passable tranny Asians. 1.00

00:45:18.080 I don't know what it is about.

00:45:18.820 That is wild.

00:45:19.860 That's wild.

00:45:20.500 But they are a soft, effeminate race, 1.00

00:45:22.940 so it makes sense.

00:45:26.020 And I'm still interested.

00:45:27.080 For sure.

00:45:30.140 They are weirdly all way smoother,

00:45:32.580 nicer skin,

00:45:33.740 tend to be more slender, 0.79

00:45:34.980 so it makes sense they could pass for women. 0.90

00:45:36.540 There are Asian men

00:45:37.920 that are way more feminine

00:45:39.100 than American women. 0.54

00:45:39.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:41.140 Well, they have small penises, 0.99

00:45:42.840 so they're easier to remove 0.99

00:45:44.120 if you want to go that route.

00:45:48.320 I don't think it makes it any harder 1.00

00:45:49.980 the bigger the dick, 0.99

00:45:51.320 but neither here nor there. 1.00

00:45:54.000 To remove it?

00:45:54.860 I mean, it's...

00:45:55.340 Well, how would I know, Clint?

00:45:57.440 How about this lovely lady right here? 1.00

00:46:02.180 You're missing the point.

00:46:04.760 Am I, though?

00:46:06.120 Yes!

00:46:07.300 Okay, I guess we've already established

00:46:08.460 you missed the point,

00:46:09.380 because even if that's a chick, 0.92

00:46:12.060 I wouldn't choose that.

00:46:12.940 We'll do another round.

00:46:14.280 God, I think that was born a man.

00:46:16.920 We'll do another round of this

00:46:18.760 in some way.

00:46:19.080 I mean, if I had to guess,

00:46:20.240 I'd think that was a dude,

00:46:21.440 if that's the thing.

00:46:22.340 You know, if I'm accepting the premise

00:46:24.200 of how you interpreted this game.

00:46:26.960 You don't think she passes?

00:46:28.880 What?

00:46:29.400 No.

00:46:29.680 I like that she has wrestler's ears. 1.00

00:46:32.840 Fucking cauliflower ear. 1.00

00:46:34.360 Like, very mild. 1.00

00:46:36.020 It is a trap.

00:46:37.080 Hooray.

00:46:37.680 Yeah, so this was...

00:46:39.040 I found this on the site

00:46:40.220 where there was this group

00:46:41.500 of Mexican trans women 0.99

00:46:44.060 who all look terrible, 0.91

00:46:45.520 and they were like...

00:46:46.500 I don't know.

00:46:47.800 They were complaining about...

00:46:49.200 Some subreddit or something. 0.99

00:46:50.580 Bigotry or some shit. 0.99

00:46:51.680 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:46:52.320 Dude, I was in the darkest corners

00:46:54.080 of the internet last night, man. 1.00

00:46:55.620 Like, fucking... 1.00

00:46:56.220 He was trying to come up 1.00

00:46:57.560 with, like, one of every type

00:46:59.220 as opposed to missing the point exactly.

00:47:01.560 Dude, let's put it this way.

00:47:02.240 No, I have to find 1.00

00:47:02.920 ugly Mexican trainees. 1.00

00:47:03.980 Let's put it this way. 1.00

00:47:06.140 Because I'm looking for stuff

00:47:07.620 that we can put on the show,

00:47:10.460 it was, like, the first time ever

00:47:11.880 that I had to turn safe search on.

00:47:15.520 Dude, you didn't realize

00:47:16.280 you could just save the image

00:47:17.380 and crop it, right?

00:47:18.680 Like, I'm a tech retarder, right?

00:47:20.540 I don't even understand why. 0.99

00:47:21.860 Just put it on fucking Odyssey, 0.99

00:47:24.020 and let's go ham, dude. 0.99

00:47:26.220 All right, here's your next... 0.93

00:47:28.080 Fat. 0.99

00:47:29.340 Asian woman or woman ear. 1.00

00:47:32.320 I'm going fat, 0.99

00:47:33.480 but the Asians are tricky. 0.98

00:47:34.600 They could really just

00:47:35.340 still be a dude, 0.84

00:47:36.160 but I'm going fat. 0.90

00:47:38.480 All right.

00:47:39.360 Looks like a traditional 0.99

00:47:40.080 Asian housewife.

00:47:42.300 I mean, yeah, dude, 0.98

00:47:43.660 I would fat as well. 0.96

00:47:44.600 Look at this chick. 1.00

00:47:45.880 Yeah, I bet she treats you 0.93

00:47:47.500 with the utmost respect

00:47:48.540 and is, like, you know,

00:47:49.940 incredibly polite,

00:47:51.300 unlike American women. 1.00

00:47:52.840 She has fresh rice ready

00:47:54.180 whenever you get home.

00:47:54.940 I love rice.

00:47:57.660 She is actually a woman. 1.00

00:47:59.640 She is... 0.93

00:48:00.520 She is a lesbian 1.00

00:48:03.160 who I found on Reddit

00:48:04.640 who was complaining

00:48:06.420 that she has features

00:48:07.620 that are too masculine.

00:48:09.580 I don't agree.

00:48:11.060 No, neither do I.

00:48:13.720 Her wife,

00:48:15.140 or whatever you want to call her,

00:48:16.100 is way more masculine-looking.

00:48:17.440 Or whatever you want to call it.

00:48:18.900 I don't accept the premise

00:48:21.020 of gay marriage,

00:48:21.940 so the other chick, 1.00

00:48:23.580 she diddles with her tongue. 0.98

00:48:25.900 Dude, I don't know

00:48:26.780 what they call themselves,

00:48:28.040 partners. 0.99

00:48:28.580 I don't fucking know. 0.99

00:48:30.120 I refuse to call them men. 0.99

00:48:33.320 I'm the base king here, 1.00

00:48:35.100 motherfucker. 1.00

00:48:36.520 Her girlfriend, 1.00

00:48:37.320 or whatever that fucking 1.00

00:48:38.240 stupid dyke says. 1.00

00:48:41.380 Here's the next one for you. 1.00

00:48:43.800 Fat. 0.99

00:48:44.860 Oh, fat.

00:48:45.540 But I could totally see that.

00:48:49.380 If that's a dude,

00:48:51.640 I don't want to be straight.

00:48:54.740 I mean,

00:48:56.300 not exactly my type,

00:48:57.480 a little skinny,

00:48:58.160 but yeah, 0.54

00:48:58.560 definitely fat,

00:48:59.160 but smash for sure.

00:49:01.040 Yeah,

00:49:01.360 she's not exactly

00:49:02.400 my type either,

00:49:03.440 I would say.

00:49:05.120 But,

00:49:05.400 dude,

00:49:06.000 well,

00:49:06.260 she's not Jose's type 1.00

00:49:07.200 because her ass is too skinny. 1.00

00:49:08.840 She ain't got one. 1.00

00:49:10.720 No, yeah,

00:49:11.160 exactly.

00:49:11.980 He's got a beautiful face, 0.87

00:49:13.200 so show me how gay I am. 0.78

00:49:14.400 Continue. 0.91

00:49:15.540 Um,

00:49:17.140 yeah,

00:49:17.900 so.

00:49:18.880 Jesus,

00:49:19.720 that is wild.

00:49:21.340 Yeah,

00:49:21.580 so this is,

00:49:22.360 this person,

00:49:24.520 yeah,

00:49:26.280 this dude,

00:49:27.520 this dude,

00:49:28.680 this dude is the,

00:49:30.020 this is a,

00:49:30.600 this is actually from

00:49:31.320 Sports Illustrated

00:49:32.540 swimsuit model,

00:49:33.880 and this dude is actually,

00:49:34.760 this dude is the first

00:49:36.880 trans woman victorious

00:49:39.020 seeker model.

00:49:39.660 You know what,

00:49:40.060 it checks out.

00:49:40.760 I bet there was a bunch

00:49:41.600 of outrage I totally missed,

00:49:42.980 and you know what,

00:49:43.460 they were wrong.

00:49:44.520 They were wrong.

00:49:45.620 Well,

00:49:46.020 unfortunately,

00:49:46.880 I got the swimsuit edition,

00:49:48.640 and I had no idea

00:49:49.960 who this person was

00:49:51.040 until after I had already

00:49:52.080 came all over the pages

00:49:53.440 of the magazine.

00:49:55.520 The sad part is,

00:49:56.360 I don't know

00:49:57.440 if that's a lie or not.

00:49:58.860 I have no idea,

00:50:00.020 and honestly,

00:50:00.700 I respect it either way.

00:50:03.120 I'm saying, 1.00

00:50:03.560 we're all fucking gay 1.00

00:50:04.420 on this show, 1.00

00:50:05.100 man.

00:50:05.800 That's not really 0.68

00:50:06.620 so much gay 1.00

00:50:07.280 as like a behavior 0.98

00:50:08.380 of a 12-year-old,

00:50:09.320 but here's,

00:50:10.060 oh.

00:50:11.360 Fap.

00:50:12.200 Fap.

00:50:13.000 You're fapping on this one?

00:50:14.440 Yep.

00:50:14.800 Yeah.

00:50:15.780 All right.

00:50:16.240 Well,

00:50:16.360 this is,

00:50:16.940 this lovely young lady 0.95

00:50:19.680 was the winner

00:50:20.800 of some contest

00:50:23.180 for beautiful

00:50:24.540 Thai lady boys

00:50:26.180 or something like that.

00:50:27.660 That is a cute dude.

00:50:29.360 Yeah.

00:50:29.860 Which,

00:50:30.500 by the way,

00:50:32.140 I'm sorry.

00:50:32.460 Please continue

00:50:34.000 with that very

00:50:35.020 like deadpan commentary

00:50:36.700 after we find out

00:50:38.160 everyone's a dude

00:50:38.900 and it's killing me.

00:50:40.120 I was,

00:50:40.560 that's a really sexy

00:50:41.640 dude right there.

00:50:43.360 I was,

00:50:44.280 I was Googling

00:50:46.760 explicitly for

00:50:48.500 sexy Thai lady boys 1.00

00:50:51.140 last night,

00:50:51.600 and I was taken

00:50:52.800 to a bunch of websites

00:50:53.820 where they were actually

00:50:54.680 offering me 0.99

00:50:55.720 sex with 1.00

00:50:57.260 Thai lady boys, 1.00

00:50:58.620 and I'm like,

00:50:58.980 no,

00:50:59.260 I'm just looking

00:50:59.900 for pictures of them.

00:51:01.320 so I can jack off.

00:51:05.060 And now somehow

00:51:05.980 they got my number

00:51:07.080 and they're

00:51:07.940 messaging me.

00:51:10.100 And I just sent

00:51:10.700 them a thousand dollars

00:51:11.620 to fly one of them

00:51:12.520 to my house.

00:51:13.700 This,

00:51:14.220 this game is out of control.

00:51:15.720 Is that for 200 roses

00:51:17.140 they could send one over?

00:51:22.460 All right.

00:51:23.020 Well,

00:51:23.220 congrats to that fine gentleman.

00:51:24.900 I would definitely 1.00

00:51:25.460 bang you. 1.00

00:51:26.460 I know. 0.99

00:51:27.060 We might,

00:51:27.580 we might be near

00:51:28.220 the,

00:51:28.440 the end of the game here,

00:51:29.620 but I have a couple,

00:51:30.520 I have a couple of

00:51:31.680 bonus points for you.

00:51:35.080 Oh my God.

00:51:36.180 I hope people get

00:51:36.900 upset by this.

00:51:38.380 Oh,

00:51:38.820 they're absolutely

00:51:39.380 going to get upset

00:51:40.100 by this.

00:51:41.720 I mean,

00:51:42.280 obviously we know.

00:51:44.340 Do we though?

00:51:45.960 I mean,

00:51:46.940 like,

00:51:47.320 if I'm being genuinely

00:51:48.940 honest,

00:51:49.280 I'm not even trying

00:51:50.100 to be mean.

00:51:51.140 Although it kind of

00:51:51.920 is mean,

00:51:52.900 obviously,

00:51:54.060 but it was like,

00:51:55.040 yeah,

00:51:55.320 I definitely would think

00:51:56.140 that was like a lady 0.99

00:51:57.260 boy.

00:51:57.700 If I saw it checking

00:51:58.600 me out from the corner,

00:51:59.220 and I'd be like,

00:52:00.100 that's either a mega

00:52:01.200 dyke or like. 0.99

00:52:07.280 What's hilarious

00:52:08.080 is that as far

00:52:08.800 as I know,

00:52:09.280 she's,

00:52:09.600 she's into,

00:52:10.380 she's into men.

00:52:12.500 Or I guarantee you,

00:52:13.640 she,

00:52:13.860 I bet you,

00:52:14.680 she wouldn't say

00:52:15.380 straight.

00:52:15.760 If you asked,

00:52:16.800 she'd be like,

00:52:17.660 it'd be some super 1.00

00:52:18.820 faggoty description 1.00

00:52:19.760 of her sexuality 1.00

00:52:20.620 that really does.

00:52:21.140 Yeah.

00:52:23.260 She'd be like,

00:52:24.000 I don't know, 1.00

00:52:24.380 fucking, 0.99

00:52:24.640 or like, 1.00

00:52:25.580 she's like,

00:52:26.000 I fingered a chick 0.87

00:52:26.640 once,

00:52:27.020 so I'm kind of

00:52:27.640 basically gay. 0.55

00:52:28.360 You're like, 0.80

00:52:28.560 cool.

00:52:29.160 All right. 1.00

00:52:29.420 She'd be fucking, 1.00

00:52:30.300 I don't know, 0.99

00:52:31.280 gender clear,

00:52:32.840 gender fluid, 1.00

00:52:34.020 some shit, 1.00

00:52:35.760 pansexual. 1.00

00:52:36.840 I don't fucking know. 0.99

00:52:38.460 But I do know 0.99

00:52:39.320 it's true.

00:52:39.440 Just be normal.

00:52:40.340 Like,

00:52:40.440 you get,

00:52:41.060 like,

00:52:41.680 why do you have to,

00:52:42.780 like,

00:52:42.980 you're basically just

00:52:43.780 straight and just,

00:52:44.560 like,

00:52:44.780 trying to confuse us.

00:52:46.020 Like,

00:52:46.160 I'm not,

00:52:46.940 she seems,

00:52:48.180 she seems to like

00:52:49.000 young boys though.

00:52:50.200 So that's kind of a,

00:52:51.720 it's kind of a problem.

00:52:53.440 I don't know.

00:52:54.740 She can go after,

00:52:56.060 you know, 1.00

00:52:56.460 Milo or some shit 0.99

00:52:57.560 or George Takei. 0.99

00:52:59.760 Anyway,

00:53:00.540 because,

00:53:01.280 you know,

00:53:01.480 the game was,

00:53:02.340 are they a woman or not? 0.99

00:53:03.160 Well,

00:53:03.280 we know the answer to this,

00:53:04.400 but here's,

00:53:05.200 here's the final,

00:53:06.180 the final one for you right here.

00:53:08.400 I love how much you miss

00:53:10.120 the point of the assignment.

00:53:14.140 As if I'd be like,

00:53:15.380 huh,

00:53:16.460 is that a chick 1.00

00:53:17.280 I would like to masturbate? 1.00

00:53:18.620 Is that a woman 1.00

00:53:20.540 I would try to take home?

00:53:22.360 Or is it a chick boy? 0.91

00:53:23.120 We'll do this again.

00:53:24.340 Dude,

00:53:24.700 I got,

00:53:25.180 I had most,

00:53:25.880 most of the,

00:53:26.520 most of the game

00:53:27.320 was like that at least.

00:53:28.300 All right.

00:53:28.520 I mean,

00:53:28.660 I'm trying to throw you off

00:53:29.800 a little bit.

00:53:30.360 Obviously,

00:53:30.720 you have no idea

00:53:31.480 if this is a man.

00:53:33.500 As Jose would say,

00:53:34.460 that's a beautiful dude.

00:53:37.460 That's a really sexy dude. 1.00

00:53:39.540 That's a huge bitch. 1.00

00:53:44.000 Looks like they got 1.00

00:53:45.040 some fucking O-linemen 1.00

00:53:46.460 to fucking, 1.00

00:53:47.980 just for goofy pictures 0.99

00:53:49.160 if you want to be 1.00

00:53:50.080 fucking a student. 1.00

00:53:52.620 So as we, 1.00

00:53:53.240 as we know,

00:53:53.940 though,

00:53:54.060 we just said,

00:53:54.540 Brianna Coyle,

00:53:55.420 and this is Ashley Shade,

00:53:57.040 the now,

00:53:58.420 no longer chair

00:53:59.960 of my state

00:54:01.560 Libertarian Party.

00:54:04.060 And I don't think

00:54:05.200 that she can even

00:54:05.760 fit in a chair,

00:54:06.780 so.

00:54:07.580 I have a headache

00:54:08.360 from laughing so much

00:54:09.440 in that last segment.

00:54:11.380 Let's see Ashley Shade

00:54:12.800 and Brianna

00:54:13.520 get all pissed off 0.56

00:54:14.500 at us here.

00:54:15.640 Come on,

00:54:15.960 let's get the SPLC 0.99

00:54:17.060 to finally fucking mention us. 1.00

00:54:18.780 What the fuck? 1.00

00:54:19.840 Dude, 1.00

00:54:20.100 I'm not gonna lie,

00:54:20.780 it was so hard

00:54:21.740 to resist being like,

00:54:22.960 we did a Holocaust episode!

00:54:24.080 We did a Holocaust episode!

00:54:26.480 I know,

00:54:27.240 dude,

00:54:27.460 I wanted to do that.

00:54:28.760 I told you.

00:54:29.280 But I know,

00:54:29.800 I'd be like,

00:54:30.160 all right,

00:54:30.480 these guys actually have

00:54:31.900 some sort of

00:54:33.140 burgeoning success

00:54:34.020 and I can't just,

00:54:35.740 just,

00:54:36.240 you know,

00:54:36.500 ask for it to be destroyed

00:54:37.920 even though

00:54:38.500 it'd be mega-based

00:54:39.820 and they probably

00:54:40.400 could really ride this out

00:54:41.640 to be extra awesome,

00:54:42.940 but,

00:54:43.300 uh,

00:54:44.100 oh my god.

00:54:48.460 All right,

00:54:48.820 so,

00:54:49.280 next time we do it,

00:54:50.420 I will do all

00:54:51.840 what the middle

00:54:52.360 of that game was

00:54:53.140 and do hot chicks 1.00

00:54:54.600 for the whole thing.

00:54:55.300 Perfect.

00:54:56.220 Dude,

00:54:56.480 some of those...

00:54:57.240 The key is for me

00:54:58.480 to think that I'm 1.00

00:54:59.200 fucking a really hot chick 1.00

00:55:00.760 and then to find out 1.00

00:55:01.560 that I am sucking 1.00

00:55:02.600 a big old dick. 1.00

00:55:03.800 Yeah, 1.00

00:55:04.120 I wanted this to just be

00:55:06.420 like really jarring

00:55:07.480 where you like get a boner

00:55:08.840 and then the boner 0.99

00:55:09.460 gets killed immediately 0.99

00:55:10.500 with the next one 0.97

00:55:11.320 and then you get

00:55:11.680 another boner.

00:55:12.840 I think you guys

00:55:13.920 understand the concept

00:55:14.780 of normal adults

00:55:15.840 and sexuality

00:55:16.580 so I think

00:55:17.140 this is gonna

00:55:17.560 throw you off.

00:55:18.560 Yeah,

00:55:18.720 we have a slightly

00:55:19.240 different vision for this

00:55:20.360 and it's okay.

00:55:21.300 We have creative differences.

00:55:22.820 Oh,

00:55:22.980 I was going boners

00:55:23.900 per capita here.

00:55:24.940 I don't think so.

00:55:28.120 Oh,

00:55:28.380 all right.

00:55:29.400 Because if they were

00:55:29.980 all attractive

00:55:30.560 then that would be

00:55:31.260 more boners.

00:55:32.420 I haven't gotten

00:55:33.820 boners to like 0.89

00:55:35.200 anything other than

00:55:36.540 you know,

00:55:36.900 a real woman 0.99

00:55:37.740 wanting to have sex 1.00

00:55:38.580 with me 1.00

00:55:38.880 or HD video porn 1.00

00:55:41.120 in like a goddamn 0.98

00:55:42.240 near decade 0.98

00:55:42.860 so,

00:55:43.480 you know.

00:55:45.120 Because I'm not

00:55:45.980 12 years old.

00:55:47.840 Dude,

00:55:48.460 I'm just a very

00:55:49.440 virile man

00:55:50.380 and I walk around 0.98

00:55:51.020 with a constant boner

00:55:52.320 and that kind of

00:55:54.040 leads into what

00:55:54.580 I was gonna ask

00:55:55.200 you guys

00:55:55.620 real quickly.

00:55:57.100 It's not normal 0.87

00:55:58.120 when you cum 0.90

00:55:58.940 when you're peeing. 0.98

00:55:59.860 No,

00:56:00.080 no,

00:56:00.180 no,

00:56:00.280 that's not

00:56:00.640 what happened

00:56:00.980 to me this morning. 1.00

00:56:02.080 Shitting cum 1.00

00:56:02.960 is a symptom 1.00

00:56:04.280 of monkeypox.

00:56:06.780 There were no

00:56:07.920 gender fluids

00:56:09.660 involved with this.

00:56:11.200 I will just say that.

00:56:12.320 No gender fluidity. 0.99

00:56:14.560 I was on the subway

00:56:16.440 this morning

00:56:17.060 and when I stood up

00:56:18.680 and I didn't even

00:56:19.780 notice this

00:56:20.300 until I had started

00:56:20.880 walking a little bit.

00:56:22.320 I'm like, 0.99

00:56:22.760 holy shit. 0.99

00:56:23.800 Like, 0.99

00:56:23.960 I have no sensation 0.99

00:56:25.120 in my dick, 1.00

00:56:27.060 one of my two balls 1.00

00:56:28.420 all through my like 1.00

00:56:29.760 scrotum 0.99

00:56:30.520 and taint area 0.95

00:56:31.840 and one ass cheek. 1.00

00:56:34.220 Your dick and balls 1.00

00:56:35.000 fell asleep. 1.00

00:56:35.880 All of that

00:56:36.420 was just completely numb.

00:56:37.720 Like,

00:56:37.880 I must have been like 1.00

00:56:38.620 sitting on my dick 1.00

00:56:39.840 and my M1 ball 1.00

00:56:41.220 or something.

00:56:42.100 Like,

00:56:42.220 is that normal? 0.99

00:56:42.880 I don't fucking know. 0.99

00:56:45.140 I can't think 0.97

00:56:46.520 of any time

00:56:47.280 I've ever recalled 1.00

00:56:47.980 my dick and balls 1.00

00:56:48.900 falling asleep 1.00

00:56:49.500 because I feel like

00:56:50.520 if I was in a position

00:56:51.340 where that were possible,

00:56:52.300 I would move out

00:56:53.580 of that position

00:56:54.180 because I'd be like,

00:56:54.880 wow,

00:56:55.060 that's uncomfortable.

00:56:56.160 I'm restricting 1.00

00:56:56.860 my dick and balls 1.00

00:56:57.780 so it's kind of hard 1.00

00:56:58.600 to wrap my head around.

00:56:59.720 See,

00:57:00.100 that's why,

00:57:00.460 yeah,

00:57:00.920 that's why it was so weird,

00:57:02.740 right?

00:57:03.020 Because I wasn't

00:57:04.480 really uncomfortable

00:57:06.080 at all

00:57:06.700 even though you're

00:57:07.160 kind of packed in

00:57:08.100 on these subway trains.

00:57:09.160 There were people

00:57:09.540 on both sides

00:57:10.460 and they,

00:57:11.440 I mean,

00:57:12.420 I just noticed

00:57:12.940 that I started walking

00:57:13.780 and I'm like, 0.99

00:57:14.080 what the fuck? 0.99

00:57:14.840 Like, 0.99

00:57:14.980 I have no sensation.

00:57:15.560 This is why you shouldn't

00:57:16.060 live in the pod. 0.91

00:57:16.900 This is how cucked you become

00:57:18.140 where you didn't even notice 0.53

00:57:18.880 when you were sitting 1.00

00:57:19.220 on dick and balls. 1.00

00:57:21.000 I'm sorry, 1.00

00:57:22.080 I gotta grab something

00:57:23.220 real quick.

00:57:23.660 Give me one. 1.00

00:57:24.160 Your dick? 1.00

00:57:24.740 It's me and you now, 1.00

00:57:25.480 Toad. 1.00

00:57:25.940 He's grabbing his dick. 1.00

00:57:27.300 I do want to say, 1.00

00:57:27.960 I saw a couple of you guys

00:57:29.000 in the thing

00:57:29.960 mentioned in my interview.

00:57:31.720 I appreciate that

00:57:32.360 and I see you guys

00:57:32.940 have been sharing it around.

00:57:34.060 I do think it's really important.

00:57:36.060 As much as I,

00:57:37.000 you know,

00:57:37.520 unashamed will,

00:57:39.080 you know,

00:57:39.460 grift.

00:57:40.320 This one,

00:57:40.820 I wouldn't even,

00:57:41.340 you know,

00:57:41.480 and I kind of use that jokingly

00:57:43.040 because it's like,

00:57:44.280 but this one,

00:57:45.280 I genuinely,

00:57:46.120 is because I do think

00:57:47.020 it's very important.

00:57:48.140 And I want to get that out there.

00:57:49.400 So if you do,

00:57:49.940 if you guys are watching this

00:57:50.820 and you haven't seen it,

00:57:51.720 please,

00:57:52.360 you know,

00:57:52.540 go check it out,

00:57:53.180 share it.

00:57:53.540 Because that was my interview

00:57:54.640 with literally the only

00:57:55.980 dependable eyewitness there

00:57:57.440 who was Duncan Lemp's girlfriend

00:57:59.000 who was currently at the time

00:58:00.400 pregnant with his,

00:58:01.220 with his chick 0.98

00:58:01.880 or with his kid.

00:58:03.240 So yeah,

00:58:04.080 it was a good interview,

00:58:05.840 man.

00:58:05.880 It was a good human story,

00:58:07.180 I thought.

00:58:07.680 It really humanized them.

00:58:09.100 And also on the other end,

00:58:10.100 I think it was like,

00:58:11.180 if you're someone following the story,

00:58:13.080 there was stuff in that interview

00:58:14.600 so far as their account of the event

00:58:15.880 that I have not seen anywhere else

00:58:17.040 and I followed it pretty closely.

00:58:18.780 And you know,

00:58:19.320 there's been some good journalism

00:58:20.220 done by like people like Jim Bovard.

00:58:22.060 So like,

00:58:22.560 and you know,

00:58:22.980 this is just because she,

00:58:24.840 this is the first time

00:58:25.860 she's given her account of the event

00:58:27.260 in any way other than like,

00:58:29.300 you know,

00:58:29.620 like intermediaries

00:58:30.580 through like lawyers

00:58:31.260 or maybe even journalists.

00:58:32.280 Although I don't even know

00:58:33.080 if she's done like,

00:58:34.000 it might have just been

00:58:34.700 through her lawyers.

00:58:35.320 So,

00:58:36.180 you know,

00:58:37.020 this is the first time.

00:58:37.900 So there were some aspects

00:58:39.060 that people get confused about

00:58:40.420 that she cleared up.

00:58:41.740 So it was good for that part.

00:58:43.140 So,

00:58:43.240 and yeah,

00:58:43.480 someone asked if my part five

00:58:44.880 got nuked off YouTube midstream.

00:58:46.380 It did. 1.00

00:58:47.360 I played a fucking video, 1.00

00:58:50.220 like an intro, 1.00

00:58:51.240 which is,

00:58:51.520 it wasn't Jinx,

00:58:52.160 it was like a Jinx like edit

00:58:53.240 and it was like a hyper,

00:58:54.460 like it was like a,

00:58:55.260 like a highlight reel 1.00

00:58:57.360 of all the crazy shit 1.00

00:58:58.380 the feds have done 0.99

00:58:59.040 in the past 50 years.

00:59:00.360 And so like,

00:59:01.140 there was some like violence

00:59:02.880 of like,

00:59:03.560 you know,

00:59:04.840 I don't know.

00:59:05.440 I'm trying to think of maybe

00:59:06.320 it might've been like Gaddafi 0.99

00:59:07.580 or some shit. 0.99

00:59:08.240 I don't know. 0.99

00:59:08.420 There were a few different things

00:59:09.220 that like,

00:59:09.540 you know,

00:59:09.720 they were violent,

00:59:10.800 but they were like a store.

00:59:11.660 Oh,

00:59:11.800 there was a pit like JFK

00:59:12.840 getting shot.

00:59:13.820 So,

00:59:14.260 and they pulled it for violence.

00:59:15.900 So I don't know.

00:59:16.680 I guess to be fair,

00:59:17.680 I could see how an algorithm

00:59:18.660 would pick that up.

00:59:19.600 I do think technically 0.98

00:59:20.660 if I was some big fucking show, 0.98

00:59:22.860 like, 0.99

00:59:23.140 you know, 0.99

00:59:23.580 Steven Crowder or some shit, 0.98

00:59:24.540 I probably could contact 0.97

00:59:25.940 YouTube reps

00:59:26.900 and be able to argue with them

00:59:28.180 that it technically fits

00:59:29.240 because you'd be like,

00:59:30.120 oh,

00:59:30.260 this serves an educational purpose,

00:59:31.680 et cetera,

00:59:31.980 et cetera.

00:59:32.560 But it's a historical film,

00:59:34.440 right?

00:59:34.800 Yeah.

00:59:35.160 So,

00:59:35.480 yeah,

00:59:35.760 it's a,

00:59:36.080 it's a pruder film.

00:59:38.160 Yeah.

00:59:38.320 But if you,

00:59:38.740 if you have like,

00:59:39.460 you know,

00:59:39.960 one and a half thousand subscribers,

00:59:41.160 it's just like,

00:59:41.700 whatever.

00:59:42.260 I'm like,

00:59:42.580 well,

00:59:42.680 this is like,

00:59:43.240 what am I going to do?

00:59:43.920 Like email YouTube,

00:59:45.540 get ignored.

00:59:46.520 Like,

00:59:46.720 okay,

00:59:47.100 whatever.

00:59:47.820 Yeah.

00:59:47.980 By the way,

00:59:48.600 I do like that.

00:59:49.780 That I was the one that.

00:59:51.360 Yeah.

00:59:51.740 You set that up.

00:59:52.560 Yeah.

00:59:52.800 You set up your,

00:59:53.640 your interview with Duncan's widow there,

00:59:55.500 man.

00:59:59.240 And yeah.

01:00:01.080 So that thing this morning,

01:00:02.060 by the way, 0.94

01:00:02.320 it was just fucking weird because I think I had a boner for part of it, 0.97

01:00:05.300 like a super public boner, 0.98

01:00:06.880 but I didn't know.

01:00:07.460 Cause I couldn't feel it. 0.74

01:00:10.060 That was the assumption you had a boner though.

01:00:12.880 I don't know.

01:00:14.240 I don't know.

01:00:15.140 It's you can kind of like sense it,

01:00:17.960 you know?

01:00:18.220 Cause it's like when you're wearing jeans,

01:00:20.240 you don't really have that much room there.

01:00:21.540 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:22.920 Oh,

01:00:23.120 you felt your jeans filling up.

01:00:24.500 I gotcha.

01:00:26.040 I felt my jeans feeling up,

01:00:27.800 man.

01:00:27.940 It was,

01:00:28.100 it was a super public boner and it was, 0.64

01:00:30.140 uh,

01:00:30.880 yeah,

01:00:31.520 it was just all numb.

01:00:32.680 So,

01:00:32.880 so I could have jacked off and it would have been like the reverse stranger.

01:00:36.200 So maybe I should have done that.

01:00:37.280 So it just felt like you were drinking off some. 1.00

01:00:40.200 I feel like if your dick falls asleep and you jerk off, 1.00

01:00:42.380 you just wouldn't be able to nut. 1.00

01:00:43.600 So,

01:00:43.920 you know,

01:00:44.300 like,

01:00:44.500 I don't think that's how that works.

01:00:45.720 I don't know.

01:00:46.960 Yeah.

01:00:47.240 Would I be able to piss?

01:00:48.860 Cause,

01:00:49.120 cause then I could also not apparently.

01:00:50.820 Yeah,

01:00:50.960 but you would,

01:00:51.480 you can,

01:00:51.860 but piss is from a, 0.72

01:00:53.360 there's that little muscle that you,

01:00:54.780 you pinch off and you're in your Peter back there somewhere.

01:00:57.300 So you would still have sensation of that.

01:00:59.700 Uh,

01:01:00.020 but the incoming, 1.00

01:01:00.940 I would assume probably has to do with stimulating the penis. 0.99

01:01:03.120 And if they don't have any feeling in it, 0.99

01:01:04.800 you can't really get stimulated. 0.99

01:01:06.700 So this is by far the stupidest episode we've ever done, 0.98

01:01:09.220 which makes me feel like it's probably one of our best. 0.99

01:01:11.260 Good job.

01:01:11.660 It might be one of the worst.

01:01:13.500 I don't know.

01:01:14.160 Uh,

01:01:14.260 should we,

01:01:14.640 uh,

01:01:14.780 should we play the,

01:01:15.560 uh,

01:01:16.220 the reason why I'm dressed in this,

01:01:17.860 uh,

01:01:18.120 in this.

01:01:18.420 Yes,

01:01:18.640 please.

01:01:19.460 Cause you need not ask to just run it.

01:01:21.620 A certain.

01:01:22.220 Wait,

01:01:22.420 wait,

01:01:22.700 wait,

01:01:22.780 wait,

01:01:22.900 no,

01:01:23.160 no,

01:01:23.280 let's do the weather channel thing.

01:01:24.760 Cause honestly,

01:01:25.200 I could gift you.

01:01:26.580 We're now, 0.50

01:01:27.120 we're now entering the all nigger portion of the episode. 1.00

01:01:31.980 You are now entering.

01:01:33.160 So this is,

01:01:39.660 um,

01:01:40.600 yeah.

01:01:41.420 I mean,

01:01:42.020 you can read it.

01:01:42.500 The weather channel,

01:01:43.400 uh,

01:01:43.760 accidentally aired this graphic on a,

01:01:46.180 on a billboard or no,

01:01:47.940 I guess it was on TV apparently in,

01:01:49.820 uh,

01:01:49.940 in the Des Moines area to which,

01:01:52.220 uh,

01:01:52.620 I,

01:01:53.040 enlarge it,

01:01:53.700 enlarge it.

01:01:54.220 People can't like,

01:01:55.000 if they're watching YouTube,

01:01:56.100 they think it's a tiny little thing to which,

01:01:58.200 uh,

01:01:58.340 to which I blamed,

01:01:59.400 uh,

01:02:00.060 Josh Smith for this.

01:02:01.360 I think he was obviously somehow involved.

01:02:06.500 Okay.

01:02:07.120 I feel like.

01:02:09.200 Yeah.

01:02:10.560 Yeah.

01:02:11.040 No,

01:02:11.160 that's wild.

01:02:11.920 I mean,

01:02:12.140 I don't have any jokes for it. 0.98

01:02:13.120 That's just fucking amazing. 0.98

01:02:15.220 That's something like dope apprenticeship action. 0.99

01:02:18.200 Like some kid that was like,

01:02:19.340 I really,

01:02:20.180 I'm,

01:02:20.520 I'm done with this whole weather game.

01:02:22.120 I'm going to move on to working for barstool sports or something.

01:02:24.980 Well,

01:02:25.100 yeah,

01:02:25.200 but also like,

01:02:27.100 uh,

01:02:27.440 if you notice the,

01:02:28.440 uh,

01:02:28.680 they left the R in it.

01:02:30.300 So you could tell that they use,

01:02:31.340 it was a hard R.

01:02:33.620 It definitely was hard R,

01:02:35.020 but I do.

01:02:35.660 I mean,

01:02:35.780 I don't know.

01:02:36.160 It could have been someone framing someone,

01:02:37.560 you know,

01:02:37.700 you're like, 1.00

01:02:38.060 fuck my boss. 1.00

01:02:38.860 I know this is his responsibility. 1.00

01:02:40.940 And then they're like,

01:02:41.780 did you do this?

01:02:42.220 I'm like,

01:02:42.360 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:02:43.660 It would have just been,

01:02:44.420 it would have been incredible if it was like,

01:02:46.120 uh,

01:02:46.800 an anchorman moment.

01:02:48.900 The,

01:02:49.220 the news guy just reads it.

01:02:51.100 And then he's like,

01:02:52.240 doesn't even realize it.

01:02:54.700 Repeat the quote. 1.00

01:02:56.000 Go fuck yourself, 1.00

01:02:57.060 San Diego. 1.00

01:02:58.140 This is your weather.

01:02:59.240 My neighbors.

01:02:59.760 Did we ever talk about Biden's repeat the quote bit or whatever?

01:03:04.180 I don't think we did.

01:03:05.180 Honestly,

01:03:05.780 honestly,

01:03:06.160 Biden is so consistently out of his mind.

01:03:09.780 It's almost lost its capacity for humor.

01:03:12.760 It's weird.

01:03:13.620 It's a weird phenomenon.

01:03:14.780 That one got me.

01:03:15.780 That one got me.

01:03:16.540 Cause I've gotten numb to it,

01:03:17.600 but the repeat the quote thing,

01:03:18.920 I don't know. 0.96

01:03:19.200 That was fucking hilarious. 0.98

01:03:20.220 No, 0.99

01:03:20.440 I know it's great,

01:03:21.220 but I'm just saying like every day there's a great one.

01:03:23.620 So just,

01:03:24.040 it loses its allure after a while.

01:03:25.700 So I don't know.

01:03:26.580 Yeah.

01:03:27.200 End of line.

01:03:28.460 Repeat the quote.

01:03:31.820 Just the,

01:03:32.400 the fact that they,

01:03:33.160 they came out and they redid his script to make it look as if he had not

01:03:38.560 repeated,

01:03:39.440 you know,

01:03:39.740 just verbatim what the script was saying.

01:03:41.680 It's just amazing.

01:03:43.040 The,

01:03:43.380 the extents,

01:03:44.380 the,

01:03:44.500 the lengths they're willing to take it to try and cover for his obvious

01:03:47.920 mental decline.

01:03:49.620 Mental decline is like putting it very softly.

01:03:51.820 Like the guy, 0.99

01:03:53.120 did you see the fucking edit from yesterday where he was doing, 0.99

01:03:56.140 he did a like 30 second read and they had to put together six clips to get it 0.98

01:04:00.260 done.

01:04:01.000 Like he's,

01:04:01.420 he's able to put together five words.

01:04:04.520 I need to know if that's,

01:04:08.240 if that's real.

01:04:08.880 Like,

01:04:09.180 cause if that's real,

01:04:10.020 I think he's,

01:04:10.860 I mean,

01:04:11.240 I think he might be dead.

01:04:12.520 I think there's a real distinct possibility that he died.

01:04:14.960 One of the best we just saw,

01:04:16.240 like when the edibles hit and you weren't ready.

01:04:18.940 Should we,

01:04:19.540 should we just play that video?

01:04:21.100 I have that,

01:04:22.340 I have that queued up too.

01:04:23.280 Look at the eyes.

01:04:24.040 It's like,

01:04:24.440 it's so hard to tell.

01:04:25.340 Like,

01:04:25.540 is this drugs?

01:04:27.800 Is it like deep fake CGI or is it some combination?

01:04:31.780 It's so wild.

01:04:33.680 All right.

01:04:34.000 So this is a five times August.

01:04:36.820 The band put together this clip of,

01:04:41.000 I think it's both Biden clips,

01:04:42.840 both which were hours apart.

01:04:45.240 Within hours of each other,

01:04:46.660 they were released by the white house.

01:04:47.840 So if they came from the same day,

01:04:49.960 from the same person,

01:04:51.140 explain this.

01:04:52.860 Folks,

01:04:53.280 as we fight inflation,

01:04:54.840 you can't be pro insurrection.

01:04:57.700 Down gas prices.

01:04:59.460 It's a big part of the job.

01:05:01.080 You can't be pro insurrection and pro democracy.

01:05:03.720 You can't be pro insurrection and pro American.

01:05:07.180 Here's the good news.

01:05:08.820 Gas prices have dropped every day.

01:05:10.780 This is when it's simpleton right here.

01:05:12.400 It's more than 40 days in a row.

01:05:14.360 Donald Trump. 1.00

01:05:14.940 Bullshit. 1.00

01:05:18.720 Dude, 1.00

01:05:19.180 look at the shape of his head in the fake.

01:05:23.740 The brave women and men in blue all across this nation

01:05:27.160 should never forget that.

01:05:28.440 For me,

01:05:28.880 it's the hair.

01:05:29.980 His hair is,

01:05:30.800 it's even,

01:05:32.320 I mean,

01:05:32.640 unless this is for some reason like weird,

01:05:34.160 this one looks like some weird,

01:05:35.060 homeless individual,

01:05:36.200 and this just looks like an overly drugged up individual.

01:05:38.960 Wait,

01:05:39.220 wait,

01:05:39.280 wait,

01:05:39.380 I don't know.

01:05:39.840 Can you play that one more time?

01:05:40.420 I think his hair is parted to the other side.

01:05:42.240 No,

01:05:42.400 that's what I was about to say.

01:05:42.900 I can't,

01:05:43.280 I don't know if it was a weird image or some reason,

01:05:45.540 but his hair is different.

01:05:47.300 Totally different.

01:05:48.360 I think his hair is part.

01:05:49.440 It's,

01:05:49.720 it goes this way.

01:05:50.480 And then the other one goes the other way.

01:05:51.800 Yeah.

01:05:52.080 That could just be a weird thing.

01:05:53.320 Folks,

01:05:53.760 as we've had inflation,

01:05:54.780 because that way it's going.

01:05:56.380 Those are two different ways.

01:05:58.300 100%.

01:05:58.660 Yeah.

01:06:00.560 You're absolutely right.

01:06:01.940 It can't be pro insurrection.

01:06:03.420 It's not like a mirror image.

01:06:04.760 It can't be pro insurrection and pro America. 0.57

01:06:06.840 Oh,

01:06:07.620 good,

01:06:07.940 good news.

01:06:08.780 Good catch there,

01:06:09.640 Toad.

01:06:10.320 Yeah.

01:06:10.820 So the hair.

01:06:12.140 The pin on the lapel is on the same side.

01:06:15.620 So it's not mirrored.

01:06:16.940 So they actually don't have to.

01:06:18.100 Oh,

01:06:18.460 that is the weirdest detail.

01:06:19.780 So the hair is parted to the other side.

01:06:21.060 Yeah,

01:06:21.240 the hair was like, 0.98

01:06:22.060 really was fucking with me. 0.98

01:06:23.220 Yeah, 1.00

01:06:23.440 the pin.

01:06:24.120 Yeah.

01:06:24.580 Brave women and men.

01:06:25.720 I thought it was just that he was balding more in this one,

01:06:28.280 but it's just because he's parted in a different way.

01:06:29.160 No one switches sides apart.

01:06:31.160 No one does that.

01:06:31.900 If he does,

01:06:32.620 he's an enigma of a human being.

01:06:34.040 No one does that.

01:06:34.720 That is crazy. 1.00

01:06:37.280 That is fucking crazy. 0.99

01:06:38.460 I feel like we just cracked the case. 1.00

01:06:39.940 A bunch of fucking retires just figured it out. 1.00

01:06:42.440 did you notice that in the one where we think it's more real, 0.99

01:06:46.500 basically,

01:06:46.880 they had like three different angles of him.

01:06:49.280 And the one that's like very obviously fake,

01:06:51.660 there's only one angle.

01:06:53.540 You notice that?

01:06:55.620 Oh,

01:06:55.800 that's true.

01:06:56.220 I did see another guy was posted like,

01:06:58.780 it was four pictures and it was,

01:07:01.740 it was the two from today and then two from like,

01:07:04.520 other times.

01:07:05.860 Oh yeah.

01:07:06.320 That was the thing is that he doesn't blink.

01:07:07.760 Yeah.

01:07:07.960 Whoa,

01:07:08.180 whoa,

01:07:08.340 whoa,

01:07:08.500 whoa.

01:07:08.740 Let me wait.

01:07:09.380 Actually,

01:07:09.740 I have a retort to the hair part thing.

01:07:11.860 All right.

01:07:12.340 With the parting his hair,

01:07:13.460 I think it's actually pretty plausible.

01:07:15.060 He may party both ways.

01:07:16.140 I don't think he does.

01:07:16.940 I think someone else does it for him.

01:07:18.240 Well,

01:07:18.420 clearly someone else does.

01:07:19.220 He ain't got no hands.

01:07:20.480 So.

01:07:22.500 I mean,

01:07:23.020 it is possible that it's a deep.

01:07:24.980 It is possible that between the,

01:07:27.580 between the two videos,

01:07:28.660 he had somebody part his hair in the opposite direction.

01:07:31.420 That is possible.

01:07:32.200 No,

01:07:32.980 of course it's possible.

01:07:34.580 And also,

01:07:36.020 you know,

01:07:36.240 like the main,

01:07:36.920 the main difference,

01:07:37.620 the reason that I think it could both be actually Joe Biden is because it's just the lighting. 0.99

01:07:41.440 The lighting makes him look fucking completely bonkers.

01:07:44.180 Cause he looks all tan when he has the very shaded lighting. 0.92

01:07:46.780 And then when you have the bright lighting, 0.99

01:07:47.840 he looks like this pale fucking sign of the apocalypse. 0.97

01:07:50.560 It's weird though in the pale lighting, 0.99

01:07:51.760 his eyes go bigger.

01:07:52.980 Cause he's like,

01:07:53.400 why are his eyes?

01:07:54.420 That's what I wanted to bring up is in the dim light, 0.99

01:07:57.180 you would think that your eyes would be wide open in the fucking bright light. 0.99

01:08:00.280 You would squint. 1.00

01:08:01.260 Right.

01:08:01.480 He does the opposite.

01:08:02.740 It's fascinating.

01:08:03.880 Well,

01:08:04.020 your,

01:08:04.260 your pupils would change.

01:08:06.160 Like,

01:08:06.360 yeah.

01:08:06.600 But also normally,

01:08:08.520 yeah,

01:08:08.840 you would squint.

01:08:09.460 Like if they have bright light in your face,

01:08:11.240 you would still want to like squint a little bit.

01:08:13.300 Right.

01:08:13.960 He's opened more.

01:08:15.700 Like it is like completely.

01:08:17.780 It's not open more.

01:08:18.840 It's open to the max.

01:08:20.040 It's open as wide eyed as possible.

01:08:22.220 And he doesn't blink once.

01:08:24.860 That is not once.

01:08:25.960 Facial expression is like when you see a movie. 0.82

01:08:28.100 So someone's getting like a very intense vision from like God or something.

01:08:32.120 Yeah.

01:08:32.820 It looks like he's getting called to the gates.

01:08:35.820 Yeah.

01:08:35.980 But I'm telling you,

01:08:36.580 the shape of his head in the questionable video is,

01:08:40.080 is just very strange.

01:08:41.940 Well,

01:08:42.460 again,

01:08:42.720 there's a bunch of,

01:08:43.460 there's a bunch of pictures where like he looks different.

01:08:46.400 And every time they take a picture of him,

01:08:48.240 he looks different.

01:08:48.640 Oh,

01:08:48.800 he's,

01:08:49.100 he's,

01:08:49.560 he has had tons of work over the years.

01:08:51.520 I seriously think that video is AI.

01:08:53.600 Let's say with the hair.

01:08:54.740 I'm not joking.

01:08:55.340 Let's say with the hair part thing.

01:08:56.940 But why?

01:08:57.320 Let's say he does have a stylist and just party each one,

01:09:00.100 one way or the other.

01:09:00.860 And he doesn't do his own hair,

01:09:02.360 which he probably doesn't.

01:09:03.680 I do feel like it's a weird man that would,

01:09:06.320 let someone part it the way you don't.

01:09:08.200 Yeah.

01:09:08.480 That was,

01:09:08.800 I was going to ask that like Jose,

01:09:10.360 like,

01:09:10.640 it's a man who's not present.

01:09:14.000 He's not saying like a complete invalid is being dragged along.

01:09:17.100 Because I was going to say Jose as the only people with hair in here,

01:09:20.440 would you let somebody and somebody that has hair that doesn't part in any direction?

01:09:24.320 I have some hair.

01:09:25.820 Go ahead.

01:09:26.060 But yours doesn't part in any direction. 1.00

01:09:28.100 Yours is like fucking. 1.00

01:09:30.140 Well, 1.00

01:09:30.320 right now it's a slick back.

01:09:31.240 So yeah,

01:09:31.480 it doesn't have a part.

01:09:32.340 But what I'm saying,

01:09:33.080 Jose,

01:09:33.620 if it,

01:09:34.080 mine goes this way,

01:09:36.540 if someone came up for some reason,

01:09:38.120 some stylist went and did it this way,

01:09:40.460 I'd be like,

01:09:41.200 no,

01:09:41.420 you're not doing that.

01:09:42.200 Like,

01:09:42.380 don't touch my hair like that. 0.99

01:09:43.580 It fucking, 0.99

01:09:44.120 honestly, 0.99

01:09:44.520 it kind of hurts.

01:09:45.380 You definitely don't change it mid the same day.

01:09:48.080 Yeah.

01:09:48.300 The same day.

01:09:49.440 You know,

01:09:49.840 that's fascinating.

01:09:51.080 It does hurt though.

01:09:51.900 Right.

01:09:52.160 You guys,

01:09:53.000 it's not just me,

01:09:53.900 right?

01:09:54.380 No,

01:09:54.580 it hurts.

01:09:55.100 Like it really gives me a headache.

01:09:57.000 Dude,

01:09:57.140 all I'm thinking about right now is, 1.00

01:09:58.920 do you think that there'd be a doctor who would be able to transplant your asshole hair to 1.00

01:10:03.200 your head? 1.00

01:10:05.100 Yes.

01:10:05.340 Why?

01:10:06.380 Why?

01:10:06.740 Probably,

01:10:07.340 but I mean,

01:10:08.140 I mean,

01:10:09.640 of course,

01:10:10.120 then when we call you head,

01:10:11.420 it'll just be true.

01:10:14.020 I'll comb the dingleberries out.

01:10:17.300 Oh,

01:10:17.760 it's JC did mention that his earlobes changed a lot in different photos.

01:10:20.600 That's another one.

01:10:21.340 If you look up,

01:10:22.040 it is extremely weird,

01:10:24.560 but that's a,

01:10:25.560 that's a big aspect of facelifts.

01:10:27.860 So I think that's just a facelift.

01:10:29.600 Honestly,

01:10:29.980 I know a lot of people say,

01:10:31.000 Oh,

01:10:31.100 he's been replaced.

01:10:31.740 Like,

01:10:32.000 no,

01:10:32.160 I think it's just,

01:10:32.680 well,

01:10:32.900 there's also a thing.

01:10:33.800 If it's not just facelifts,

01:10:34.920 like,

01:10:35.200 you know,

01:10:35.660 he literally has like,

01:10:37.320 uh,

01:10:37.900 pulling his face back. 1.00

01:10:39.300 It's like the skin taught using just fucking, 0.99

01:10:42.380 uh, 0.99

01:10:43.580 like tape and it tasted like right under his ears.

01:10:46.000 And people are like,

01:10:46.540 why does he have like weird, 1.00

01:10:48.240 like shit, 0.98

01:10:48.780 like sticking out? 1.00

01:10:49.940 Is that for real?

01:10:51.460 Yeah.

01:10:51.940 Yeah.

01:10:52.380 Like,

01:10:52.520 no,

01:10:52.660 yeah.

01:10:52.760 There's pictures.

01:10:53.360 Oh yeah.

01:10:53.740 I remember that photo.

01:10:54.460 There was a photo with him and it was like a little tab and it was sticking out right in front of his ear.

01:10:59.840 And they're like, 0.99

01:11:00.340 what the fuck is that? 1.00

01:11:01.780 And they're like, 1.00

01:11:02.420 Oh, 1.00

01:11:02.680 it's just because they just pull his fucking face back. 0.99

01:11:06.280 Did you guys see that jinx video where, 0.99

01:11:07.820 where he's showing all the moments of like,

01:11:10.240 like Putin's hand going through that microphone and,

01:11:12.660 and Biden doing the same thing.

01:11:13.980 Like he,

01:11:14.480 he cuts it all up.

01:11:15.620 I didn't see that.

01:11:16.640 Jinx. 0.85

01:11:17.720 Yeah. 0.96

01:11:17.940 Jinx fucks me up, 1.00

01:11:18.840 man. 0.98

01:11:19.500 I know. 1.00

01:11:20.100 It's crazy shit. 1.00

01:11:20.600 Crack connoisseur, 1.00

01:11:21.580 baby.

01:11:22.140 Dude,

01:11:22.440 the one he put out.

01:11:23.340 What does he mean?

01:11:24.580 By the way,

01:11:25.000 he's coming out of Liberty Lockdown.

01:11:26.220 Did I tell you guys that?

01:11:26.900 Oh,

01:11:27.400 hell yeah.

01:11:27.840 Yeah.

01:11:28.160 Yeah.

01:11:28.540 I think he did.

01:11:29.460 The one he did with Baron Trump.

01:11:31.560 And I was like, 1.00

01:11:32.380 what the fuck? 1.00

01:11:33.060 And he talks about, 1.00

01:11:33.700 he kept talking about how Donald Trump talks about his uncle, 0.99

01:11:36.340 who was some fucking genius that works in like the nuclear, 0.99

01:11:41.100 I don't know. 0.99

01:11:41.560 He did something like that.

01:11:42.980 And he just did this whole like,

01:11:44.340 he worked,

01:11:45.060 he worked,

01:11:46.300 he,

01:11:46.480 he was,

01:11:47.100 Jesus.

01:11:48.100 I think he worked at MIT and the CIA had him investigate Tesla's lab

01:11:52.340 after he died.

01:11:53.000 That's what it was.

01:11:53.960 Yeah.

01:11:54.460 And he was just like,

01:11:55.540 Trump talks about like his uncle being a genius.

01:11:57.600 And then it's,

01:11:59.380 and then like,

01:11:59.820 he does this stuff about Baron Trump and how like,

01:12:02.540 there was some weird thing about like Baron is like,

01:12:06.360 I was like, 0.98

01:12:06.960 what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:12:08.800 Is he saying Barron's like the John Connor or some character? 0.99

01:12:11.800 Yeah.

01:12:12.200 Yeah.

01:12:12.420 Basically like future or something.

01:12:14.200 Yes.

01:12:14.500 Yeah.

01:12:14.860 Basically what he said,

01:12:15.900 because it was,

01:12:16.600 there was mentions of Baron in like a newspaper from like 1935. 0.96

01:12:21.340 Like it was some weird shit about like Baron Trump. 0.95

01:12:24.740 It was so weird. 0.99

01:12:25.940 I don't know.

01:12:27.660 He just puts,

01:12:28.540 he just clips together some of the best like stuff.

01:12:31.280 If you just want to go watch it,

01:12:32.440 which we mentioned him so many times,

01:12:33.600 but just go watch it and just be like,

01:12:35.620 be like, 0.99

01:12:36.020 what the fuck is going on? 0.99

01:12:37.620 And it all ties together with that, 1.00

01:12:39.700 that fat dude who lived across the hall from a freshman year in college 0.99

01:12:43.060 who would masturbate very loudly. 0.99

01:12:45.100 His name was the Baron. 0.97

01:12:46.200 So it all comes together.

01:12:48.160 Yeah.

01:12:48.380 That's exactly what we were thinking about.

01:12:51.120 That's a crack connoisseur.

01:12:52.440 Jinx do exactly knew that guy.

01:12:54.380 And God was it. 1.00

01:12:59.740 Fuck top. 1.00

01:13:01.380 Can you ever tell the news that you've shared with us? 1.00

01:13:05.360 Or is that something that's still under wraps?

01:13:08.480 The NDA?

01:13:09.680 Cause otherwise,

01:13:10.200 he's like,

01:13:11.380 I think,

01:13:13.320 I think we say it.

01:13:13.960 I think it's a little premature,

01:13:15.000 but whatever.

01:13:15.660 So,

01:13:15.940 so no,

01:13:16.300 if you don't want to,

01:13:16.900 if you don't want to,

01:13:17.540 don't come premature.

01:13:19.820 I just,

01:13:20.200 I just,

01:13:20.500 I just think it's one of the coolest things that's happened for some of our

01:13:24.060 guys.

01:13:24.720 So I'm getting literally everybody to come on his podcast,

01:13:28.760 including sticks and hammer,

01:13:30.700 which was insane.

01:13:32.280 Also.

01:13:32.740 That's a great one.

01:13:33.760 We're already scheduled for,

01:13:35.000 I think August 1st at 7 a.m.

01:13:36.920 Cause he's in the Netherlands. 0.61

01:13:38.060 It's going to be brutal.

01:13:38.680 That's right.

01:13:39.120 Yeah.

01:13:39.520 Wow.

01:13:40.280 Yeah.

01:13:40.840 Amazing.

01:13:41.700 Yeah.

01:13:41.920 It's really hard to impress.

01:13:43.400 Cause you're like,

01:13:43.760 Oh,

01:13:43.860 I got something.

01:13:44.460 So last week.

01:13:49.180 Okay.

01:13:51.120 I was impressed with this story from top though.

01:13:54.000 Yeah.

01:13:54.240 I feel like we're at the point now where it's like,

01:13:56.340 uh,

01:13:56.820 something like,

01:13:57.240 Oh,

01:13:57.320 I got this guest.

01:13:57.940 And we're like,

01:13:58.520 eh,

01:13:58.760 probably won't watch it.

01:14:03.040 You guys know you're going to watch when I have jinx on,

01:14:05.320 you know,

01:14:05.560 you're going to watch it.

01:14:06.100 Oh,

01:14:06.260 for sure.

01:14:06.820 I hope he's not going to show his face.

01:14:08.580 Right.

01:14:08.740 I don't think I'm sure you won't.

01:14:10.240 So you'll listen to it,

01:14:11.100 but whatever.

01:14:11.420 He's like,

01:14:11.740 he's like a very weird voice.

01:14:13.180 I'll have a voice modulator.

01:14:14.860 Hey Clint,

01:14:15.520 what's going on,

01:14:16.440 man.

01:14:18.600 And interview.

01:14:22.540 I really,

01:14:23.280 I really hope it's not bad.

01:14:24.840 I've never heard him talk.

01:14:25.820 I just steal my mom's arrow. 0.99

01:14:27.320 I hope he's black. 0.99

01:14:31.200 Oh, 0.98

01:14:31.460 if he was 14 years old,

01:14:32.800 that would make this so much better.

01:14:34.760 Yeah. 0.88

01:14:34.960 It'd be so fucking funny. 0.53

01:14:36.820 I have, 0.94

01:14:37.020 I have no idea how old he is,

01:14:38.940 his race.

01:14:39.560 Not a nothing.

01:14:40.380 Nothing about me.

01:14:41.280 Maybe he's a woman. 0.99

01:14:42.360 It's David Brady.

01:14:44.920 Stop her trap, 0.99

01:14:46.060 Clint,

01:14:46.280 with jinx.

01:14:47.620 Some latchkey zoomer that just has way too much time in his hand and learn editing skills.

01:14:51.880 It just goes down deep internet wormholes.

01:14:54.740 Jinx is definitely a trap because there's, 0.99

01:14:56.360 there's no way that's not a dude that's putting together those fucking. 0.99

01:14:59.140 That's true. 0.99

01:14:59.760 You couldn't.

01:15:00.100 Women aren't capable of that. 1.00

01:15:01.280 No, 0.88

01:15:01.760 couldn't do it.

01:15:02.860 And jinx probably, 0.99

01:15:03.760 he's probably in high school because the weight,

01:15:05.940 like if you know anything about video editing,

01:15:07.960 like at that level,

01:15:09.060 the amount of hours he puts into two minute clip is like probably 12 hours.

01:15:13.860 So it's like,

01:15:14.460 this guy's in high school.

01:15:15.220 He's got nothing else going on.

01:15:16.660 That's what he does.

01:15:17.860 Yeah.

01:15:18.140 He's,

01:15:18.300 he's doing it in his AV club or some shit like that.

01:15:22.100 You know how incredible it is that, 0.88

01:15:23.860 that he's,

01:15:24.380 he dedicates that amount of time just for something that he can literally only put on Twitter because everywhere else it'll get banned.

01:15:30.280 So he just puts it up there.

01:15:32.820 That doesn't make sense in other contexts either.

01:15:35.300 Something about on Twitter,

01:15:36.720 it makes sense.

01:15:37.300 I know.

01:15:37.540 It's true.

01:15:37.900 Yeah.

01:15:38.100 It's a two minute video.

01:15:38.980 Put it on Odyssey.

01:15:40.620 It's yeah.

01:15:41.140 If he,

01:15:41.520 if he isn't,

01:15:42.280 that's crazy.

01:15:43.000 Yeah.

01:15:43.160 He ought to be.

01:15:43.580 I don't think he is.

01:15:45.220 I don't think so either.

01:15:46.360 Someone just rip all his videos and upload them to,

01:15:48.460 uh,

01:15:48.960 Odyssey as in their own.

01:15:51.680 Um,

01:15:52.260 yeah.

01:15:53.400 Top,

01:15:53.900 top,

01:15:54.120 tell us what happened,

01:15:54.660 man.

01:15:54.980 Oh yes.

01:15:55.380 The news.

01:15:55.940 Uh,

01:15:56.300 so you,

01:15:57.360 uh, 1.00

01:15:57.580 you crazy fucking people, 1.00

01:15:59.760 uh, 1.00

01:16:00.300 that kept on badgering,

01:16:01.560 uh,

01:16:02.400 Luis J Gomez for me when,

01:16:04.080 uh,

01:16:04.200 whenever he was asking for artwork,

01:16:05.740 he,

01:16:06.600 he eventually,

01:16:07.240 uh,

01:16:07.580 followed me on Twitter,

01:16:09.060 which was like,

01:16:09.820 like,

01:16:10.160 like one of the biggest things that's ever happened.

01:16:11.520 So I was like, 0.99

01:16:11.780 Oh shit, 0.99

01:16:12.100 this is crazy. 1.00

01:16:13.300 Um,

01:16:14.140 then I,

01:16:14.500 then I was like,

01:16:15.120 uh,

01:16:15.520 watching Legion of Skanks.

01:16:16.540 And I think my friend told me to,

01:16:17.760 maybe one of you guys said,

01:16:18.720 uh,

01:16:18.880 Oh,

01:16:19.100 they're looking for someone to run podcast merch.

01:16:21.220 Me.

01:16:21.540 I told you.

01:16:22.620 Yeah.

01:16:22.860 You told me.

01:16:23.860 I think everybody did.

01:16:24.840 Cause they're like,

01:16:25.480 there's this guy.

01:16:27.720 So I don't know if I'm quite up to it.

01:16:31.780 No,

01:16:32.200 no.

01:16:32.340 Cause I've,

01:16:32.820 I've tried to like do designs for a gas digital and it kind of always like never went anywhere.

01:16:37.660 So,

01:16:37.960 um,

01:16:38.840 he's like,

01:16:39.160 Oh yeah.

01:16:39.520 Send the email to Legion of Skanks,

01:16:41.040 whatever.

01:16:41.280 So I was like,

01:16:41.700 all right.

01:16:41.960 So I sent an email and I was like,

01:16:43.720 uh,

01:16:44.100 what do I write?

01:16:44.700 What do I say?

01:16:45.080 There's a subject podcast,

01:16:46.940 merch.com,

01:16:47.800 uh,

01:16:48.380 body.

01:16:49.060 And I just wrote,

01:16:49.940 I'm your guy.

01:16:50.940 That's it.

01:16:51.360 And I sent it and I was like,

01:16:52.200 there's nothing's coming of this.

01:16:54.000 And,

01:16:54.420 uh,

01:16:54.880 they emailed me back.

01:16:56.400 They were like,

01:16:57.160 we were curious because everyone else gave a resume, 0.99

01:16:59.640 but we're curious about what the fuck you're doing here. 0.98

01:17:04.360 I love it. 0.99

01:17:05.000 That's exactly what I do when I,

01:17:06.440 when I,

01:17:06.820 uh,

01:17:07.200 when I'm trying to get on someone else's show for ESG,

01:17:09.540 I go like,

01:17:10.080 Hey,

01:17:10.500 if you need someone to break down ESG,

01:17:11.820 I'm your guy.

01:17:12.260 And that's all I say.

01:17:13.060 I can't believe that that works.

01:17:14.180 Clint literally rubbed off on me.

01:17:16.760 That's awesome.

01:17:18.180 Weirdest thing.

01:17:18.780 He rubbed off read and then rubbed off on me.

01:17:21.220 So I just said that.

01:17:22.560 And I got like the first interview,

01:17:24.480 the first interview with them.

01:17:25.580 And I'm,

01:17:26.100 I was talking with Lewis and he,

01:17:27.540 he actually told me,

01:17:28.240 he was like,

01:17:28.600 yeah,

01:17:28.760 man.

01:17:28.980 He's like,

01:17:29.620 like I read it and I was like,

01:17:31.220 I want to know more doggy.

01:17:32.440 Like,

01:17:32.860 so whatever.

01:17:34.920 So I was just talking with them.

01:17:36.020 And after that interview,

01:17:37.180 I was like,

01:17:37.620 Oh,

01:17:37.740 this isn't going to go anywhere either because they're looking for someone with a team and all this.

01:17:41.340 Anyway,

01:17:41.660 like a week or two later,

01:17:43.200 uh,

01:17:44.380 yeah,

01:17:44.640 I'm going to be running a podcast merch.

01:17:47.480 I'm going to be reorganizing their website and everything running their backyard gas portfolio is being ran by top. 1.00

01:17:54.220 How fucking idiots gave me. 1.00

01:17:56.860 Next stop, 1.00

01:18:00.340 man.

01:18:00.460 We got to get,

01:18:00.840 we got to get like a bunch of our shows on gas.

01:18:03.820 I've been trying.

01:18:04.780 I sent,

01:18:05.200 I sent a full resume over to,

01:18:06.760 to,

01:18:07.540 uh,

01:18:08.020 Ralph and,

01:18:08.600 and Lewis.

01:18:09.140 I,

01:18:09.340 I hope,

01:18:09.920 I hope they'll do.

01:18:10.480 I said,

01:18:10.760 my whole,

01:18:11.240 my numbers,

01:18:11.920 my growth,

01:18:12.660 everything.

01:18:12.880 I should have just said,

01:18:14.600 I should have been like,

01:18:15.760 y'all niggas need me and just left it. 0.99

01:18:17.960 ESG.

01:18:18.440 I'm your guy.

01:18:18.800 Dude,

01:18:19.060 we got to get tower power over there. 1.00

01:18:21.220 Fuck. 1.00

01:18:22.360 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:23.140 No,

01:18:23.440 but you should just be like,

01:18:25.900 just,

01:18:26.200 just send them,

01:18:26.680 just be like,

01:18:27.400 uh,

01:18:27.880 Hey,

01:18:28.180 you guys need more.

01:18:30.360 Our numbers are sick,

01:18:31.760 man.

01:18:33.240 Here we are on YouTube and here's after we got banned.

01:18:37.100 YouTube banned.

01:18:38.320 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:38.440 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:18:38.880 Dude, 1.00

01:18:39.080 our odyssey numbers skyrocketed after that. 0.99

01:18:41.080 Let's fucking go. 0.99

01:18:42.080 You just need to, 0.99

01:18:43.000 you just need to email them and just be like,

01:18:44.920 Hey,

01:18:45.340 uh,

01:18:45.740 you need me more than I need you.

01:18:47.640 And then just say,

01:18:48.660 they'd just be like,

01:18:49.380 I'm your guy though.

01:18:51.140 I did.

01:18:51.860 I did follow up with Robbie.

01:18:53.160 He says he's going to ping them to try and get a response on Friday.

01:18:56.160 So I hope,

01:18:57.040 hope that they will at least like,

01:18:58.640 even if they don't want me to do it, 0.97

01:18:59.660 I just want them to fucking look at my numbers. 0.98

01:19:01.620 Tell me, 0.99

01:19:02.700 tell me why,

01:19:03.280 you know,

01:19:03.500 I just want to know,

01:19:04.180 like,

01:19:04.420 cause if,

01:19:04.780 if they have a reason,

01:19:05.600 if they say no,

01:19:06.440 you know,

01:19:06.660 our average listenership is like 15,000 per show.

01:19:09.120 You're just not where we need you to be at least.

01:19:11.620 Then I'd know.

01:19:12.360 But at this point I don't have any feedback.

01:19:14.000 So I'm just,

01:19:14.500 I just need to know like how much more viewers you need to buy.

01:19:16.880 I mean,

01:19:17.140 that's Chase,

01:19:19.220 that's Chase Geyser.

01:19:23.140 By the way,

01:19:23.800 dude, 0.99

01:19:24.020 he fucking had, 1.00

01:19:24.820 he had on, 0.99

01:19:25.440 uh,

01:19:25.820 Steve Bannon.

01:19:26.720 Awesome.

01:19:27.140 Yeah. 0.92

01:19:27.460 It's fucking insane, 0.99

01:19:28.440 dude. 0.99

01:19:28.660 It has like,

01:19:29.420 what,

01:19:29.600 like 300 views.

01:19:31.640 Wait,

01:19:32.120 why are we not buying viewers?

01:19:33.740 Oh,

01:19:33.940 wait.

01:19:34.080 All right.

01:19:34.300 I need to stop.

01:19:34.900 I like Chase.

01:19:35.760 Chase is a great guy.

01:19:37.120 He is.

01:19:37.740 He's funny.

01:19:38.700 He's admitted.

01:19:39.180 I don't think he's,

01:19:40.020 I don't think he's,

01:19:40.040 I don't think he's,

01:19:40.060 I don't think he's buying viewers.

01:19:41.640 Maybe.

01:19:42.080 No.

01:19:43.220 Well,

01:19:43.640 not viewers,

01:19:44.220 obviously.

01:19:45.200 Followers.

01:19:46.040 Yeah.

01:19:47.360 Followers.

01:19:48.280 Yeah.

01:19:48.300 On Twitter.

01:19:48.840 Well,

01:19:49.200 he told me that he was,

01:19:50.640 he was,

01:19:51.060 he was,

01:19:51.480 he was just running Twitter ads to get his,

01:19:54.560 his tweets promoted.

01:19:55.440 And basically implying that his followership was legit.

01:19:58.400 He does have, 0.99

01:19:58.920 he does have shit go super viral. 1.00

01:20:00.580 Yeah. 0.99

01:20:00.740 He had like,

01:20:01.240 he had one thing that like really blew up massively.

01:20:03.740 I can't remember.

01:20:04.300 Before I speak out of turn,

01:20:05.700 didn't you guys go on his show or he wasn't here once?

01:20:08.040 No. 0.99

01:20:08.400 He fully admitted the whole shit. 1.00

01:20:10.600 He fully admitted. 1.00

01:20:11.580 But he's not hiding it.

01:20:12.680 Technically.

01:20:13.140 Yeah.

01:20:13.320 I think he said he legit buys subscribers.

01:20:16.920 So I feel like I vaguely remember him saying that.

01:20:19.660 I know he said he bought followers.

01:20:22.140 To what?

01:20:22.840 To what?

01:20:23.240 To what platform?

01:20:23.960 To Twitter.

01:20:24.300 To Twitter and YouTube.

01:20:25.440 Five followers.

01:20:26.460 Or at least one or the other.

01:20:28.300 And that way,

01:20:28.940 when he contacts people,

01:20:29.760 they can look.

01:20:30.380 He launched from like 30 to 50,000 in like two months.

01:20:33.680 And I'm sorry,

01:20:34.740 I grow pretty fast.

01:20:35.940 And that is just not a possibility. 0.99

01:20:37.220 Unless you're fucking Alex Stein, 0.99

01:20:38.520 obviously, 0.99

01:20:38.980 then you can get it.

01:20:39.760 He has,

01:20:40.760 I mean,

01:20:41.960 his,

01:20:42.460 his trajectory is insane.

01:20:46.960 No,

01:20:47.140 he is the,

01:20:48.820 the breakout star of any media platform in all of 2022.

01:20:53.580 He is the biggest by far.

01:20:55.120 He went from like 40,000 followers to a quarter million in what?

01:20:59.160 Five months?

01:20:59.540 He has 250,000 followers now?

01:21:00.660 He was that?

01:21:01.180 Yeah,

01:21:01.400 dude.

01:21:02.000 Alex Stein.

01:21:03.160 Jesus.

01:21:03.680 That's just on Twitter.

01:21:04.680 That's just on Twitter. 0.99

01:21:05.600 He had like 13K or some shit when he came on our show. 0.98

01:21:07.940 Yeah, 0.98

01:21:08.200 dude,

01:21:08.460 he wasn't even at 40.

01:21:09.580 He was,

01:21:09.840 and all I have to do is,

01:21:12.320 all I have to do is,

01:21:14.420 all I have to do is,

01:21:15.380 all I have to do is,

01:21:15.400 all I have to do is,

01:21:15.500 all I have to do is,

01:21:15.960 all I have to do is,

01:21:17.200 I mean,

01:21:17.580 it wasn't as big because he just doesn't do the things that Alex,

01:21:20.820 let's just be honest. 0.99

01:21:21.540 We are the fucking gate. 0.99

01:21:22.560 Cause we are the star maker. 1.00

01:21:24.760 Crypt daddy doesn't do.

01:21:25.900 He doesn't do the things that Alex,

01:21:27.080 he doesn't,

01:21:27.760 he literally can't walk.

01:21:29.140 Dude,

01:21:29.260 he can't raise his right arm.

01:21:37.040 We're the king makers.

01:21:38.160 And Alex Stein has proven that to blow up massively,

01:21:41.000 all you have to do is sexually harass AOC. 1.00

01:21:42.800 Yeah.

01:21:42.960 Didn't Chrissy Mayer just get some like, 0.98

01:21:45.000 we're the rage.

01:21:46.000 Chrissy's blown up too.

01:21:47.000 Yeah.

01:21:47.600 Cause her, 1.00

01:21:48.360 her simp cast is like super fucking. 1.00

01:21:50.460 I mean, 1.00

01:21:50.680 she was already pretty big.

01:21:51.840 It makes sense.

01:21:52.600 Like dudes are going to do it.

01:21:54.100 Not compared.

01:21:54.820 Her viewership went from like,

01:21:57.160 like my level to like 20,

01:21:58.700 25,000 viewers.

01:21:59.740 She's a girl though.

01:22:00.800 She's a girl.

01:22:01.200 Dudes are going to watch. 0.95

01:22:02.100 I know.

01:22:02.280 That's,

01:22:02.520 that's why it's more important.

01:22:04.500 Dudes are going to watch a bunch of attractive women. 1.00

01:22:06.740 No way.

01:22:07.300 They're going to simp over them.

01:22:08.620 I cannot believe the numbers of simp cast.

01:22:10.940 And I'm not even trying to be mean at all.

01:22:12.220 Cause I get what it is.

01:22:13.120 It's just women chatting. 1.00

01:22:14.240 No,

01:22:14.520 I don't get what they mean,

01:22:15.480 but like people wanting to watch women talk.

01:22:18.420 It astounds me.

01:22:19.500 I know,

01:22:19.860 man.

01:22:20.480 It's just the view,

01:22:22.320 but online.

01:22:23.240 I literally went on for like,

01:22:24.680 I watched it for three minutes and I said,

01:22:26.240 is this the view?

01:22:27.120 And she read it.

01:22:27.940 And then I just logged off.

01:22:29.300 I was like, 1.00

01:22:29.520 I can't watch this shit. 1.00

01:22:31.960 Well, 1.00

01:22:32.460 it's just women talking. 1.00

01:22:34.220 Like,

01:22:34.540 I mean,

01:22:34.820 I should go on there all the time. 0.99

01:22:37.400 So I can't talk shit. 0.98

01:22:39.580 Didn't we advertise on simp cast a few times? 0.99

01:22:42.000 I think we did actually did advertise on simp cast.

01:22:45.940 We are the anti-sip podcast. 0.99

01:22:49.040 We fucking, 0.99

01:22:49.620 we blew it. 1.00

01:22:50.160 We should have waited on those ads.

01:22:51.760 Yeah.

01:22:51.920 We're always blowing our law out on that.

01:22:58.260 We're going to,

01:22:58.880 we're going to play this video here. 0.99

01:23:00.260 We got to fucking do this. 0.99

01:23:01.600 The base king, 1.00

01:23:03.340 baby.

01:23:03.540 Be about it. 1.00

01:23:05.340 The base motherfucking king. 0.99

01:23:07.180 Thanks for all the congrats on the chat guys. 0.99

01:23:10.820 Dude,

01:23:11.100 he is back again,

01:23:12.960 baby.

01:23:13.180 This is the third time.

01:23:14.520 Here we go.

01:23:15.080 I love.

01:23:36.520 I love. 1.00

01:23:36.540 You got no fucking authority. 1.00

01:23:38.500 Especially motherfuckers attacking me. 1.00

01:23:40.560 You did shit. 1.00

01:23:41.560 This motherfucker is okay. 1.00

01:23:43.460 Fuck you and your job, 1.00

01:23:45.320 bitch. 1.00

01:23:47.820 I love, 1.00

01:23:48.520 I love that he has his hair in like a top knot.

01:23:50.600 I love that people were,

01:23:52.300 Ooh, 1.00

01:23:52.600 more at bitch than nigga. 1.00

01:23:54.520 Like, 1.00

01:23:54.820 Ooh, 1.00

01:23:56.160 bitch. 1.00

01:23:56.380 I love that unabashedness of it. 1.00

01:23:58.280 Yeah.

01:23:58.520 It reminds me of that video.

01:23:59.700 You guys remember that video that was viral a while back where it was like,

01:24:02.780 uh,

01:24:03.020 like a news story.

01:24:04.180 And it was like,

01:24:04.980 you know,

01:24:05.200 a woman says racial,

01:24:06.620 whatever to,

01:24:07.820 and she's like,

01:24:08.460 uh,

01:24:08.840 do you,

01:24:09.300 it's like,

01:24:10.180 uh,

01:24:10.420 do you see how it was hurtful when you called them?

01:24:13.200 The N word.

01:24:13.920 And he's like,

01:24:14.200 yeah,

01:24:14.700 that's why I said it.

01:24:16.880 Dude.

01:24:17.500 Did you,

01:24:18.100 did you notice that at the very end though,

01:24:19.900 he,

01:24:20.200 uh,

01:24:20.320 he called the,

01:24:21.200 uh,

01:24:22.140 flight attendant whitey at the end.

01:24:24.180 So he's,

01:24:24.620 uh,

01:24:24.680 he's throwing it around then he's,

01:24:26.060 he's being,

01:24:26.600 um,

01:24:27.600 he's all about equality here.

01:24:29.060 Can you believe he's not on a no fly list?

01:24:31.300 That's what's when I,

01:24:32.340 when I saw the video again and it was on another airplane,

01:24:34.740 I was like,

01:24:35.300 they let this guy back on an airplane.

01:24:37.000 I mean,

01:24:37.140 when you consider that he's allowed to fly,

01:24:39.060 but Nick Fuentes isn't.

01:24:41.280 He's banned on spirit airlines.

01:24:42.880 All Nick Fuentes wants is an ethno state.

01:24:45.580 Like,

01:24:45.760 come on. 1.00

01:24:46.440 Get that fucking liquor off the plane. 1.00

01:24:48.640 At least he doesn't say racial slurs. 1.00

01:24:51.180 It is just,

01:24:52.040 it is amazing that he just gets back.

01:24:53.820 And I don't know why,

01:24:55.040 maybe it is spirit airlines because it seemed like everybody on that plane was black.

01:24:58.920 And so it like,

01:24:59.540 it's so,

01:25:00.060 I mean,

01:25:00.540 either spirit airlines or carnival cruise.

01:25:02.580 I don't know how we haven't talked about this,

01:25:04.520 but the fact that we aren't doing pulling every single card we have in the deck to try and get Burger King on the show for Slur September.

01:25:11.980 I want to,

01:25:12.840 we have to do that. 0.98

01:25:14.460 We fucking have to. 0.98

01:25:15.360 Hey, 0.98

01:25:15.580 anybody listening or watching right now,

01:25:17.520 please try and get us his contact information. 0.65

01:25:19.760 Cause I don't have a fucking clue how we're going to find that. 0.84

01:25:21.920 I have no clue either. 0.99

01:25:23.820 I mean,

01:25:24.220 I mean,

01:25:24.540 and that would be the good.

01:25:26.340 I mean,

01:25:26.540 I don't care about anybody else.

01:25:27.980 I don't care if we got Joe Rogan.

01:25:29.500 I would rather have the Burger King guy.

01:25:31.140 Yeah,

01:25:31.460 dude,

01:25:31.740 I know how to find him.

01:25:34.520 Actually,

01:25:34.980 Joe,

01:25:35.200 we,

01:25:35.380 we double booked.

01:25:37.780 We do,

01:25:38.620 we do,

01:25:38.640 we do know how to find him.

01:25:39.920 And that's just a fly to Jamaica and then get on a plane. 0.72

01:25:42.860 That's returned to the United States and make sure that it has a bunch of black people on him. 1.00

01:25:46.380 That's how you find Luis J Gomez.

01:25:49.520 You have a better chance of finding Luis there.

01:25:52.120 I honestly,

01:25:52.800 I feel like that,

01:25:53.460 like that guy will be as like,

01:25:55.540 you'd probably have a better chance just going under bridge under overpasses and be like Burger King.

01:26:00.340 Cause I feel like he just,

01:26:01.840 he just clearly looks like he looks like he has face.

01:26:04.520 He's not,

01:26:05.660 you know,

01:26:06.840 working at Wells Fargo.

01:26:08.980 He's obviously,

01:26:10.440 I mean,

01:26:10.860 at the best,

01:26:11.620 he's going to be at working at a dollar general. 0.88

01:26:13.420 That guy's probably a drug dealer,

01:26:14.580 right?

01:26:14.760 Like what's he do?

01:26:15.920 No, 0.98

01:26:16.260 he's a drug.

01:26:16.820 What does he do?

01:26:17.640 What does he do?

01:26:18.640 I'd have to look it up.

01:26:19.520 Although apparently there are at least rumors that he's like a pedophile or something.

01:26:24.280 Oh, 0.83

01:26:24.660 yeah.

01:26:25.660 I want to have him on.

01:26:26.760 I don't know.

01:26:27.020 This is even better. 0.99

01:26:28.200 Let's fucking go. 0.99

01:26:29.080 We can. 0.99

01:26:30.420 The best of both worlds.

01:26:31.520 We can have him on during Pito November.

01:26:33.760 That doesn't have a ring to it. 1.00

01:26:35.560 A man that is based and only fucks white children. 1.00

01:26:39.880 I mean, 1.00

01:26:40.160 that's what we want.

01:26:41.960 That's the America I want to live in.

01:26:44.400 Yeah.

01:26:45.380 He's Jacob actually.

01:26:47.840 By the way, 1.00

01:26:48.260 would it be more racist to only fuck white children or to only fuck black children? 1.00

01:26:53.400 Ask Michael Jackson. 1.00

01:26:54.420 Holy shit. 1.00

01:26:55.320 Do you have a preference? 1.00

01:26:58.000 I don't know why it's racist at all.

01:27:00.220 Well,

01:27:00.360 that's. 1.00

01:27:00.920 If you only fucked black kids. 1.00

01:27:03.400 Is it? 1.00

01:27:03.800 I mean, 1.00

01:27:04.100 you only fuck white chicks. 1.00

01:27:05.180 Is that racist? 1.00

01:27:05.880 So here's what Cole is saying.

01:27:07.460 Okay.

01:27:07.820 Actually.

01:27:08.580 Yeah.

01:27:09.360 Cole is saying, 0.99

01:27:10.260 is it racist if you rape black people basically versus white people? 1.00

01:27:17.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:17.620 Only.

01:27:18.340 Oh,

01:27:18.440 this opens a hole.

01:27:21.160 What if the kids are consent?

01:27:22.940 What is consent?

01:27:24.060 Jesus.

01:27:25.320 There was. 1.00

01:27:26.180 What's the unit of fuck? 1.00

01:27:27.520 Did you really? 1.00

01:27:28.660 Did you really rape them? 1.00

01:27:30.280 There was a bizarre. 0.99

01:27:31.600 There was a bizarre argument a few years ago that like some black woman was making that 0.99

01:27:35.120 white woman get raped more. 0.99

01:27:37.060 And she was saying how like rape culture is inherently like based around white. 1.00

01:27:42.500 I swear to God, 1.00

01:27:43.040 it was some crazy shit. 1.00

01:27:44.180 Maybe James Lindsay wrote it. 1.00

01:27:45.400 I don't know.

01:27:46.140 But I was like,

01:27:46.960 I was reading.

01:27:47.460 I was like, 0.99

01:27:47.580 this is fucking crazy. 0.98

01:27:48.800 I love it. 0.98

01:27:51.320 Honestly,

01:27:51.760 though,

01:27:52.080 because I could imagine them going like,

01:27:54.140 if there was like, 1.00

01:27:55.480 if there was a rapist that a white rapist that only raped black women, 1.00

01:28:00.320 they would definitely call him the racist rapist, 1.00

01:28:02.820 right? 1.00

01:28:03.300 They would definitely call him that.

01:28:04.820 Yeah,

01:28:05.000 probably true. 1.00

01:28:05.800 But it's actually more racist if he's only raping white women. 1.00

01:28:09.020 See, 1.00

01:28:09.360 here's the thing.

01:28:09.860 This is how I'll tell you.

01:28:11.040 All right.

01:28:11.220 I'll tell you guys, 0.83

01:28:11.780 cause I'm from the ghetto white, 1.00

01:28:13.800 white women get raped like, 1.00

01:28:15.220 and it's violent and they're like probably jogging or something. 1.00

01:28:17.780 And it's a horrible act the way black women get raped. 1.00

01:28:20.780 It's like, 1.00

01:28:21.800 it's almost consensual,

01:28:23.520 but it's more like,

01:28:24.560 have you,

01:28:26.200 have you ever seen like,

01:28:27.680 like their small little monkey brain can't comprehend what's going on? 1.00

01:28:30.960 Do you ever see the dance hall shit? 1.00

01:28:39.900 The Jamaican dance hall? 1.00

01:28:42.020 Yes.

01:28:42.900 Yes.

01:28:43.300 That's how the rape occurs. 1.00

01:28:44.620 And then afterward they're like,

01:28:45.740 I was fooled.

01:28:47.100 And then they think it's like,

01:28:48.480 it's,

01:28:48.700 it's much different than,

01:28:50.360 than like how you think, 1.00

01:28:51.860 like a white woman would get raped and she'd get murdered at the end. 1.00

01:28:54.880 Black woman gets raped. 1.00

01:28:55.960 Then it was like, 1.00

01:28:56.560 you went to the club.

01:28:57.320 It was,

01:28:57.600 it was different.

01:28:58.400 It's just weird.

01:28:59.140 It's kind of because of like the,

01:29:00.940 I think it's kind of like the me too thing too,

01:29:02.840 or I think just white women are going to like, 1.00

01:29:05.220 you know, 1.00

01:29:05.500 just flip out about that shit more. 1.00

01:29:07.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:08.320 I'm so glad that you got,

01:29:09.640 that you got hired by gas top because any other company would be firing you right now.

01:29:16.860 Actually delete this. 1.00

01:29:18.120 Black women don't really get raped. 1.00

01:29:24.920 I'm pretty sure. 0.99

01:29:26.540 Toad.

01:29:27.040 No,

01:29:27.240 no,

01:29:27.400 that was a joke,

01:29:28.280 but Toad,

01:29:28.600 if you could pull up the statistics, 0.99

01:29:30.600 like black woman versus white woman who gets raped more. 1.00

01:29:33.580 And I'm telling you, 0.99

01:29:34.500 I read this article that they were, 0.99

01:29:36.340 they were making an argument that rape was inherently white culture because way more white women get raped. 0.88

01:29:42.760 I feel like the crime is more prevalent in poverty. 0.99

01:29:47.140 I feel like it's just because white women are more desirable. 1.00

01:29:50.260 Yeah.

01:29:51.280 Well,

01:29:51.720 well,

01:29:51.880 this goes back to Cole's question,

01:29:54.040 right?

01:29:54.300 Because am I wrong?

01:29:55.380 The question kind of becomes like,

01:29:59.120 is rape an act of hate or is it not?

01:30:03.000 It's an act of love for somebody.

01:30:05.120 It's obviously love.

01:30:06.300 Yeah.

01:30:06.680 It's called making love.

01:30:09.520 It's tough love.

01:30:11.760 Rough love.

01:30:13.100 Making tough love.

01:30:14.640 That's like saying that's an act of love.

01:30:17.760 Like,

01:30:17.900 obviously a little bit different.

01:30:19.240 But point being,

01:30:19.900 there could be,

01:30:20.440 you could,

01:30:20.820 you could, 1.00

01:30:21.100 you could rape someone because you hate them. 1.00

01:30:22.660 You could rape someone because you want to dominate them. 1.00

01:30:24.020 You could rape someone because you're so fucked in the head that you love them. 1.00

01:30:27.120 You know, 1.00

01:30:27.580 there's a million reasons you could rape. 1.00

01:30:29.380 You know, 0.99

01:30:29.520 just find every time I've been out of love.

01:30:31.560 I love, 1.00

01:30:35.780 I love to rape them. 1.00

01:30:37.060 Of course it's about love. 1.00

01:30:39.020 Listen,

01:30:39.620 listen,

01:30:40.000 man,

01:30:40.140 we all have our reasons and none of them are wrong.

01:30:42.780 Okay.

01:30:42.980 Listen,

01:30:43.300 man, 0.97

01:30:43.480 I call it making rape. 0.99

01:30:45.820 Okay. 0.98

01:30:48.780 But did you make rape to her? 1.00

01:30:51.040 Did you make rape? 0.91

01:30:53.860 You look in her eyes when you did it and you all stared and gazed at each other's eyes. 0.89

01:30:58.160 I will know.

01:30:59.300 I mean,

01:30:59.580 that was such a all timer. 0.99

01:31:01.800 White women are usually like violently raped while they're jogging. 1.00

01:31:07.020 Our resident rapist. 1.00

01:31:10.560 It's perfect timing. 1.00

01:31:12.220 I feel like Toe looks him deep in the eyes.

01:31:14.120 Like,

01:31:14.420 I love you as he writes.

01:31:16.320 And they're like,

01:31:16.620 please.

01:31:17.100 By the way,

01:31:17.480 this background is way too distracting.

01:31:19.880 Just throwing that out there.

01:31:21.040 Yeah.

01:31:21.360 I like it.

01:31:23.260 It looks like you're some sort of like Roman general.

01:31:26.040 Yeah,

01:31:26.280 I know.

01:31:27.100 It's the Caesar crown.

01:31:28.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:29.120 It's like a top was going like white women get raped, 1.00

01:31:33.880 you know, 1.00

01:31:34.220 while they're doing things to make themselves look better. 0.99

01:31:36.500 Black women don't get raped. 1.00

01:31:38.340 And when they do, 1.00

01:31:39.000 you know,

01:31:39.240 they're just laying on the couch eating Cheetos,

01:31:41.380 like,

01:31:41.620 just cashing those welfare checks.

01:31:48.720 How the hell are you going to stop using Cheetos?

01:31:50.400 Don't worry.

01:31:50.940 We've walked on already.

01:31:52.380 We're trying not to.

01:31:53.840 I'm trying.

01:31:54.340 We have a sizable following.

01:31:56.040 And we,

01:31:57.520 and we,

01:31:58.320 we weren't able to,

01:31:59.120 to hide the base.

01:32:01.120 And we went to,

01:32:02.240 here we are again.

01:32:03.140 We're rebuilding.

01:32:05.420 We're building back better.

01:32:07.260 Actually.

01:32:07.940 Yeah.

01:32:08.140 Dude, 1.00

01:32:08.280 we're a fucking Hydra, 1.00

01:32:09.520 man. 1.00

01:32:09.800 Like YouTube.

01:32:10.140 Please delete this off of YouTube instantly.

01:32:13.000 YouTube will kick our channel.

01:32:13.720 What have you guys talked about other than black women getting, 0.99

01:32:17.100 we did Fapper,

01:32:17.880 Fapper Trap.

01:32:18.820 Yeah,

01:32:19.000 we did Fapper Trap. 0.99

01:32:19.600 We looked up trannies and then we jerked off. 1.00

01:32:22.300 This is, 0.99

01:32:23.180 this is way,

01:32:23.920 this is what we're kicking off.

01:32:24.680 This is one I actually could say I regret missing.

01:32:27.300 Yeah.

01:32:27.580 Dude,

01:32:27.820 I know this,

01:32:28.340 dude, 0.99

01:32:28.540 this episode fucking, 1.00

01:32:30.020 dude, 0.99

01:32:30.340 like it's,

01:32:30.820 it's going to be this,

01:32:31.600 yeah,

01:32:31.920 the talk we've had in the last like 10 minutes.

01:32:33.700 The rest of the episode,

01:32:34.520 we were just kind of flying,

01:32:36.200 you know,

01:32:36.420 just not being offensive at all. 0.99

01:32:37.420 It was when Top mentioned that black women don't get raped. 1.00

01:32:40.960 That's when it took a turn. 0.99

01:32:42.780 I'm telling you,

01:32:43.260 like this show,

01:32:43.720 the show was honestly pretty family friendly until Top came on.

01:32:49.480 It's not too surprising.

01:32:50.980 Yeah.

01:32:51.080 We only said nigger like 20 times.

01:32:52.800 And Top was just like, 1.00

01:32:54.580 white women get raped because they look better than black women and black 1.00

01:32:58.980 women, 1.00

01:32:59.420 like you can't even call it rape.

01:33:01.040 I mean,

01:33:01.260 that was the only true thing he said.

01:33:05.480 Oh,

01:33:06.020 Reed, 0.99

01:33:06.540 would you say that it is more racist to rape only white people or to 1.00

01:33:11.420 rape only black people? 1.00

01:33:12.480 Like it's a dumb one. 1.00

01:33:14.160 Definitely. 1.00

01:33:14.560 It's the only rape white people is more racist. 1.00

01:33:17.200 It's okay. 1.00

01:33:17.920 How about only white children? 0.65

01:33:20.560 Oh my God.

01:33:21.900 That was the,

01:33:22.640 that was the original question.

01:33:23.760 And we kind of,

01:33:24.440 that was the original question.

01:33:25.780 And that's,

01:33:26.460 this might actually become a thing.

01:33:28.540 You might have some social justice warriors complaining that Epstein and

01:33:33.320 Maxwell only trafficked like Ukrainian and American and European.

01:33:36.700 That actually,

01:33:38.320 I have not seen anything about that.

01:33:40.000 And I wonder if,

01:33:41.240 I don't know if there were any black underage women. 1.00

01:33:44.860 That's the primary reason I respect the Epstein cartel because they were sticking strictly

01:33:48.780 to Ukrainians.

01:33:49.500 Like if you're going to traffic someone to be Ukrainian women, 0.99

01:33:53.800 look,

01:33:54.200 because like the, 1.00

01:33:55.800 like you would think sex slave, 0.96

01:33:57.660 if slavery was originally from, 0.65

01:33:59.080 you know,

01:33:59.180 like Africa, 0.85

01:33:59.860 they would just,

01:34:00.480 you know,

01:34:00.580 go back to the roots,

01:34:01.540 especially Jewish,

01:34:03.160 but you know, 1.00

01:34:03.740 that's dumb. 0.99

01:34:04.300 They're not attracted. 1.00

01:34:05.160 Look,

01:34:05.360 man.

01:34:05.820 No,

01:34:06.000 no,

01:34:06.120 no,

01:34:06.220 no.

01:34:06.300 Cause the Jews were enslaved in Egypt, 0.97

01:34:08.840 which is in Africa.

01:34:09.800 So it just has bad.

01:34:11.300 That's true.

01:34:12.520 I like that it implies the elites are racist.

01:34:14.600 Like,

01:34:14.780 it's like,

01:34:15.080 you know what?

01:34:15.940 I can kind of sympathize.

01:34:17.240 Yeah,

01:34:17.460 they are.

01:34:18.020 I would 100% say the least. 0.97

01:34:19.500 Have you seen that Key and Peele skit where the zombies don't bite black people? 0.99

01:34:23.180 And the black people are just like, 1.00

01:34:24.260 what the fuck? 1.00

01:34:26.780 Oh, 1.00

01:34:27.340 did you see that?

01:34:28.800 I just saw this tweet right before that.

01:34:30.040 We went on the show. 0.76

01:34:31.820 That's the longest sentence out of anybody on January 6th was the black guy. 0.95

01:34:36.860 They got the longest jail sentence. 1.00

01:34:39.740 No shit. 1.00

01:34:40.500 They're insurrection talkers. 1.00

01:34:43.180 It was literally a MAGA.

01:34:44.300 That was good.

01:34:45.500 Toad.

01:34:45.660 I liked it. 0.92

01:34:47.660 It was literally a MAGA black guy. 0.55

01:34:49.040 I didn't even know there were any black people there.

01:34:50.520 That's awesome.

01:34:51.260 Yeah.

01:34:51.420 It was like the one MAGA black guy. 0.68

01:34:53.080 I'm kind of disappointed in the MAGA movement now that they had a black guy. 1.00

01:34:56.720 They allowed a guy.

01:34:57.520 They allowed a black man.

01:34:58.500 It was Patriot Day.

01:35:01.880 It will be on the show at some point if Reed,

01:35:04.220 you know,

01:35:04.720 actually ask him.

01:35:05.620 Actually,

01:35:05.880 there's a funny story how he missed.

01:35:07.920 I won't spoil it.

01:35:09.060 Cause he might talk about it next week,

01:35:11.080 but he,

01:35:11.500 he wasn't in the building and there's a funny reason why.

01:35:14.300 My top nose.

01:35:15.100 Cause he saw the episode.

01:35:16.220 That was a killer episode.

01:35:17.100 Go watch that episode guys.

01:35:18.360 Jason rank and PJ and Reed.

01:35:20.740 That was a good one.

01:35:21.400 How base is he though?

01:35:22.580 Reed,

01:35:22.780 you spent time with him in person.

01:35:24.000 How hard can we go?

01:35:25.060 Oh dude, 0.98

01:35:25.680 he is way more racist than any of us. 0.98

01:35:28.360 Hey, 0.99

01:35:28.800 he took a picture with Nick.

01:35:30.860 He's not even lying.

01:35:31.920 Okay.

01:35:32.400 A hundred percent.

01:35:33.300 Not lying.

01:35:33.860 He's more,

01:35:34.520 he and Olivia people more than us.

01:35:36.380 He and Olivia are both way more based than any.

01:35:38.940 Whoa,

01:35:39.300 wasn't Olivia.

01:35:40.780 The one that was getting like,

01:35:41.980 kind of like weirdly upset about Rothbard.

01:35:45.120 Yeah.

01:35:45.940 Well,

01:35:46.140 no,

01:35:46.300 not,

01:35:46.560 not yet.

01:35:47.120 Rothbard being racist,

01:35:48.260 wasn't it?

01:35:49.320 Yeah.

01:35:49.540 But she's,

01:35:50.080 I mean, 0.97

01:35:50.260 she's 10 times more racist than Rothbard. 0.99

01:35:52.200 So don't even worry about it. 0.93

01:35:53.940 And then I said something PJ's line.

01:35:57.080 He said it on my show.

01:35:58.460 Cause I was like for neo-Nazis, 0.90

01:36:00.200 they were pretty nice to the black guy.

01:36:02.140 When we walked in and he's like,

01:36:03.240 yeah,

01:36:03.420 well that's because the racist community is accepting of other racists.

01:36:07.580 They don't care what color you are. 0.98

01:36:08.940 As long as you're racist. 0.97

01:36:11.480 That's right.

01:36:12.860 They're really just racist against woke people,

01:36:14.960 which in case,

01:36:15.680 in that case,

01:36:16.100 I'm kind of a,

01:36:16.940 that too.

01:36:18.140 Woke is a race.

01:36:19.600 It is definitely a race.

01:36:20.560 We're booting him.

01:36:21.360 All right.

01:36:22.000 Oh,

01:36:22.420 he'll absolutely say it.

01:36:23.960 All right,

01:36:24.260 cool.

01:36:25.100 Yeah.

01:36:25.380 Hell yeah.

01:36:26.180 I mean, 1.00

01:36:27.020 he just got the fucking job as an attorney. 0.99

01:36:28.600 He really shouldn't come on here. 0.99

01:36:30.100 Let me just preface it by saying,

01:36:32.220 do not come on.

01:36:33.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:34.020 He does not give a shit at all. 1.00

01:36:37.040 Like zero fucks given from that guy. 0.99

01:36:39.360 If you just work through right bar, 0.97

01:36:40.900 we'll pass the bar.

01:36:41.880 I think he worked or yeah.

01:36:43.000 Doesn't he work for Breitbart?

01:36:44.060 That's in his profile.

01:36:45.400 I don't, 0.98

01:36:45.820 I don't think you can cancel a black man. 0.95

01:36:47.940 Can you? 0.98

01:36:48.720 No.

01:36:49.660 I don't think I doubt.

01:36:51.220 I just,

01:36:51.860 I don't think it's possible.

01:36:52.920 I don't think that's,

01:36:53.680 he made a good point that there are so many liberals who hate his guts. 0.95

01:36:57.860 And he thinks if he was a white guy, 0.96

01:36:59.540 that wouldn't hate him as much because he's like a, 0.95

01:37:02.540 an uncle Tom trader as a black conservative. 0.88

01:37:05.320 So the liberals like can't stand them even more.

01:37:07.660 I think that's probably true.

01:37:09.460 Yeah.

01:37:10.040 Yeah.

01:37:10.380 That's,

01:37:10.820 yeah. 0.88

01:37:10.920 That's why that black guy got so many years. 1.00

01:37:13.180 Yeah. 0.53

01:37:13.540 I mean,

01:37:13.820 R Kelly and Bill Cosby kind of got canceled and they didn't do anything wrong.

01:37:16.960 So that's right.

01:37:17.800 And they just claimed that Michael Jackson was, 0.99

01:37:20.640 they claim that Michael Jackson was white by the time he was raping boys. 0.97

01:37:26.300 So this will let you all know. 0.77

01:37:28.340 I've had like half a tub of ice cream during this episode.

01:37:34.780 You've been counting calories.

01:37:37.700 That better be,

01:37:38.540 that better be.

01:37:39.080 I count calories now. 0.99

01:37:42.080 Fucking got like a, 0.99

01:37:43.120 my fitness pal. 1.00

01:37:44.180 You're fat Dave and you're counting calories.

01:37:46.240 I've lost. 0.71

01:37:47.180 I've lost four pounds.

01:37:48.740 You were getting a little thick.

01:37:49.920 You were getting a little thick this time.

01:37:51.180 I've lost.

01:37:51.760 I was waiting to hear like 15 pounds,

01:37:53.680 four pounds.

01:37:54.880 What Cole is doing is what every wife wants, 1.00

01:37:57.700 where you go for every pound that you put on in baby weight,

01:38:01.240 I'm going to lose a pound for it.

01:38:03.320 When she has the kid,

01:38:10.560 you're like in perfect single shape.

01:38:12.620 So you can.

01:38:14.900 That's exactly.

01:38:15.940 Yeah.

01:38:16.680 I'm trying to get down to one 70. 0.69

01:38:19.460 I think we pretty fucking shredded at one 70, 0.90

01:38:21.680 dude. 0.76

01:38:22.140 I got down to one 89 at one point and I've never been a better shape in my life.

01:38:26.100 That was when I was 35.

01:38:27.340 I got to get back there.

01:38:28.560 That was when you're playing volleyball, 1.00

01:38:29.700 like every night and fucking. 0.99

01:38:31.160 And what was your, 0.99

01:38:34.460 what was your vertical in the sand?

01:38:37.240 I mean,

01:38:37.720 I never measured it,

01:38:38.760 but I was able to like dunk almost a volleyball,

01:38:41.780 but I couldn't,

01:38:42.480 I couldn't dunk a basketball.

01:38:43.860 I couldn't get that high.

01:38:45.080 Yeah.

01:38:45.440 That's pretty good.

01:38:46.660 Yeah.

01:38:47.000 I was,

01:38:47.640 I mean,

01:38:47.980 for 35 too,

01:38:48.920 I mean,

01:38:49.120 you should lose your hops,

01:38:50.060 but because I never,

01:38:50.920 you know,

01:38:51.740 played professional sports or anything,

01:38:53.060 I still had my knees at that age,

01:38:55.140 but I got jumper's knee from playing so much.

01:38:57.420 So,

01:38:57.880 but I've taken a year off.

01:38:58.820 So my knees are better again.

01:38:59.760 So I, 0.98

01:39:00.160 now I got to fucking find, 0.99

01:39:01.160 some volleyball group. 0.99

01:39:02.420 Anyways,

01:39:02.680 let's stop talking about me.

01:39:03.800 A and C report.

01:39:04.640 A and C report appearance.

01:39:06.960 How was it?

01:39:07.380 Reed?

01:39:07.760 Yeah,

01:39:08.020 it was good.

01:39:08.540 We were just talking about going to Vegas and meeting Nick Fuentes to start off.

01:39:13.200 And then we'd started talking about how the Republicans have literally the best silver platter in the world being presented to them.

01:39:21.100 And what are they talking about?

01:39:22.100 And what are they talking about?

01:39:22.360 We need to make our enemies fear us again. 0.99

01:39:24.700 And we need to execute drug dealers and the, 0.99

01:39:28.180 you know, 1.00

01:39:28.360 whatever the fuck else. 0.89

01:39:29.300 It's just like, 0.92

01:39:29.780 Jesus Christ,

01:39:30.400 guys,

01:39:30.760 you have the easiest thing ever.

01:39:32.960 Wait,

01:39:33.360 wait, 0.89

01:39:33.580 they're going to execute Fauci.

01:39:35.400 I'm on board.

01:39:36.180 You're not on Twitter.

01:39:37.200 Reed.

01:39:37.440 I wish today.

01:39:38.520 I tweeted out basically exactly.

01:39:39.800 I retweeted it from LPNH.

01:39:41.680 I saw it.

01:39:42.020 I said,

01:39:42.160 we,

01:39:42.360 we have Joe Biden.

01:39:43.340 Who's,

01:39:43.660 I mean,

01:39:43.860 not from LPNH.

01:39:44.900 I don't,

01:39:45.340 I'm not on that account.

01:39:46.160 Am I muted?

01:39:46.880 Can you hear me?

01:39:47.740 Yeah.

01:39:48.980 Okay.

01:39:49.580 Reed's just talking over.

01:39:50.820 I had a tweet today that LPNational retweeted it,

01:39:53.360 which was basically exactly what you're saying.

01:39:55.480 You know,

01:39:55.700 Trump is talking about executing drug dealers when he had the biggest drug dealer on the planet working underneath him.

01:40:01.760 And he never even fired him,

01:40:03.220 much less put him on trial or execute.

01:40:06.080 I mean,

01:40:06.380 if this means we're going to start executing officials in the CIA and Pfizer and Johnson and Johnson,

01:40:12.260 like these types of people,

01:40:13.720 I'm on board,

01:40:14.320 but yeah,

01:40:15.020 I don't think that's what they mean.

01:40:15.660 I'm not going to lie.

01:40:16.400 I don't agree with it,

01:40:17.080 but it's definitionally based.

01:40:19.600 No,

01:40:20.040 no,

01:40:20.100 it's based.

01:40:21.000 It is based.

01:40:22.460 That's how bad the Democrats are. 0.99

01:40:24.860 They're so awful that the Republicans are like, 0.99

01:40:27.040 I'm just going to say what I mean. 0.99

01:40:30.060 Whatever I'm thinking,

01:40:31.020 it don't matter.

01:40:32.240 Well,

01:40:32.360 that's what bothers me though,

01:40:33.620 is like,

01:40:33.940 I think that's what many Republicans actually believe is like,

01:40:36.880 oh yeah, 1.00

01:40:37.380 my little fucking, 1.00

01:40:38.680 my nephew's all cracked out on whatever, 1.00

01:40:42.180 fentanyl.

01:40:43.100 So I want, 0.99

01:40:44.760 I want the local drug dealer to be executed in the street. 0.99

01:40:47.360 And it's like, 0.98

01:40:47.900 well,

01:40:48.040 well,

01:40:48.160 well, 0.99

01:40:48.300 we're going to fast track their trials and execute them. 0.99

01:40:52.940 That was my, 0.99

01:40:53.200 they're going to, 1.00

01:40:53.720 they're going to kill them with fentanyl. 1.00

01:40:55.440 You mean a knee on the neck? 0.99

01:40:59.820 Have you seen the video of Trump talking is like,

01:41:02.200 and I know that sounds terrible.

01:41:04.000 It sounds awful,

01:41:04.860 but other countries like China do.

01:41:08.840 It's just like,

01:41:09.640 oh yeah.

01:41:10.000 At least say the Philippines, 1.00

01:41:11.500 like where it could be like,

01:41:12.820 it's,

01:41:13.480 you know,

01:41:13.680 Duterte is a great guy.

01:41:18.240 But it's so funny.

01:41:18.980 The populist right is like always bitching about horror, 0.67

01:41:21.900 how horrible China is. 0.70

01:41:23.140 And then Trump's up there like,

01:41:24.420 you know,

01:41:24.780 China,

01:41:25.300 the way they deal with drug dealers,

01:41:26.600 they just execute them basically without a trial.

01:41:28.940 And it's pretty,

01:41:29.580 which last I checked, 0.99

01:41:30.740 there's no one who talks more shit about China. 0.99

01:41:33.060 As I do with the Trump talk, 1.00

01:41:34.540 there's no one who talks more shit about China than Donald Trump. 0.99

01:41:37.920 And then he's like, 1.00

01:41:38.660 but I like this part of what the other totalitarianism is.

01:41:41.940 China, 0.98

01:41:42.500 they're the most terrible nation, 1.00

01:41:44.480 but they execute drug dealers better than any other nation.

01:41:47.260 They figured it out when it came to the drugs.

01:41:49.500 That's all I have to say.

01:41:50.940 And it's not just that he said China does this.

01:41:53.460 He's like,

01:41:53.780 I asked Xi Jinping how he deals with drug dealers.

01:41:57.720 And this is what he told me.

01:41:59.100 He's like,

01:41:59.800 he thought it was absurd.

01:42:01.160 He's like,

01:42:01.440 why do you guys have a problem with drug dealers?

01:42:05.540 I have a quick fix for it. 0.99

01:42:07.920 It's called a bullet to the head. 0.98

01:42:10.080 Jesus, 0.90

01:42:10.640 man,

01:42:11.120 you've not figured this out.

01:42:12.360 He's like,

01:42:12.620 have you not heard about our internment camps?

01:42:14.580 It's easy.

01:42:15.780 Trump is just,

01:42:16.900 he's trying to find something that he can like campaign on because he's,

01:42:21.380 he's like already tried to lie his way out of what the, 0.99

01:42:24.400 the whole lockdown shit. 0.98

01:42:25.940 Why doesn't he campaign on locking up Fauci? 0.99

01:42:29.280 He ought to campaign on that.

01:42:30.780 His whole thing was locking up Hillary. 1.00

01:42:32.660 Make it fucking locking up Fauci. 0.99

01:42:34.360 It would be a huge win. 0.99

01:42:35.720 Fauci.

01:42:36.060 You know what was,

01:42:36.540 you know,

01:42:37.520 it's hilarious though,

01:42:38.460 is DeSantis came out first with the fentanyl thing.

01:42:41.140 Like he didn't say we're going to execute drug dealers,

01:42:43.160 but he was talking about like fentanyl being the biggest disaster in the

01:42:46.580 world or whatever.

01:42:47.280 Oh,

01:42:47.420 he's putting mandatory minimums.

01:42:49.220 Yeah,

01:42:49.440 I know.

01:42:49.920 But then Trump saw that and it was like,

01:42:51.820 mandatory minimums. 0.96

01:42:54.480 Execute that.

01:42:55.160 Mandatory minimums. 1.00

01:42:56.180 I will give them mandatory death. 1.00

01:42:58.380 Okay. 1.00

01:42:58.960 I will say that as much,

01:43:00.220 as much as that offends me,

01:43:01.360 that DeSantis went that route. 0.98

01:43:02.440 I got to say his speech that he gave today on ESG was fucking phenomenal. 0.89

01:43:07.040 I'll be running it on my next episode. 0.73

01:43:08.700 If you guys don't get a chance to listen to it. 0.94

01:43:10.300 Fucking awesome. 0.98

01:43:11.260 He's like, 0.99

01:43:11.980 he's like,

01:43:12.320 this is the back door to implementing,

01:43:14.560 you know,

01:43:14.960 like Marxism through the corporate America.

01:43:17.300 I was like,

01:43:17.580 this is,

01:43:18.120 he's nailing it.

01:43:18.840 I like,

01:43:19.140 I don't know if Christina Peshaw.

01:43:20.900 Yeah.

01:43:21.100 DeSantis said it today.

01:43:21.940 I don't know if Christina Peshaw,

01:43:23.240 his advisor or top chick,

01:43:24.980 uh,

01:43:25.600 you know,

01:43:25.900 put that in his ear or James Lindsay or where, 1.00

01:43:28.160 wherever the fuck he got it. 0.99

01:43:29.080 It was awesome. 0.99

01:43:30.380 Clint Peshaw.

01:43:33.660 The,

01:43:35.060 uh,

01:43:35.300 Trump versus DeSantis is shaping up and I'm loving it.

01:43:38.500 Cause I'm here for it.

01:43:39.400 I want to see it.

01:43:40.160 Also,

01:43:40.400 I don't know if you did see this,

01:43:41.400 but they're also putting out some stuff to make it seem like Hillary is going to run 0.99

01:43:45.400 again,

01:43:45.840 which is going to be,

01:43:47.260 please.

01:43:47.940 I mean,

01:43:48.920 I'm going to take a third L.

01:43:51.440 I mean,

01:43:51.800 imagine getting beaten three times. 0.99

01:43:54.520 That's going to be so fucking funny. 1.00

01:43:55.680 I hope she gets beaten by Trump again. 1.00

01:43:57.880 Yeah, 0.99

01:43:58.060 I know.

01:43:58.380 I think it's going to be her second L to Trump.

01:44:01.240 Even if like somehow in a snowball's chance in hell,

01:44:04.280 she wins.

01:44:04.880 I'm here for that as well.

01:44:06.040 Yeah,

01:44:06.260 me too. 0.98

01:44:06.800 Fucking glorious. 0.99

01:44:07.280 That's true. 0.99

01:44:07.940 Dude,

01:44:08.280 as much as I disagree with DeSantis on some really big fundamental things,

01:44:12.800 I still lean towards preferring him over Trump.

01:44:16.880 I think,

01:44:17.920 yeah,

01:44:18.240 I mean,

01:44:19.120 because the things like even the things we criticize Trump for during the,

01:44:24.180 during the COVID stuff,

01:44:25.460 aside from firing Fauci,

01:44:26.820 that is something he absolutely should have done and could have done as far as like the

01:44:30.340 state's locking down and stuff. 0.98

01:44:31.840 It was mostly gets to fucking retire, 0.98

01:44:34.340 which he said he's going to like, 0.98

01:44:35.360 and they'd be supposed to retire like next year.

01:44:37.780 I'll say whichever of those two comes out running on, 0.99

01:44:40.600 I'm going to fucking prosecute Fauci. 0.99

01:44:43.240 That's who I'm, 1.00

01:44:43.900 that's who I'm backing. 1.00

01:44:45.180 Fuck. 1.00

01:44:45.540 Yeah. 1.00

01:44:46.380 I'm trying,

01:44:46.900 I'm trying to share my screen here real quick,

01:44:48.700 guys.

01:44:48.940 Can you,

01:44:49.600 yeah,

01:44:50.220 can you,

01:44:50.680 yeah,

01:44:50.820 there you go.

01:44:51.260 Boom.

01:44:52.000 We got some new merch for,

01:44:53.160 uh,

01:44:53.560 hell yeah. 1.00

01:44:55.080 Toplomster.com motherfuckers. 1.00

01:44:56.660 I guess we're plugging now. 0.99

01:44:58.060 It'll be out soon.

01:44:58.880 Yeah.

01:44:59.080 That is going to be the new Liberty Lockdown line here for ESG.

01:45:05.320 Uh,

01:45:05.520 shout out James Lindsay for some of the inspiration to get me on this track.

01:45:08.580 And thank you to top for,

01:45:09.620 for designing it.

01:45:10.420 We still got to get a logo.

01:45:11.540 Are we going to do a logo on the back or what do you think?

01:45:13.540 I think I can do like a small one right underneath,

01:45:16.320 like the S like right in the middle.

01:45:17.760 I'm going to,

01:45:18.400 I'll see where it works.

01:45:19.600 Okay. 0.98

01:45:19.940 I told him to go with extremely super gay, 1.00

01:45:22.680 but he didn't go with that. 0.97

01:45:23.660 I guess. 0.99

01:45:24.920 I think evil socialist garbage is more specific. 1.00

01:45:27.760 It is. 1.00

01:45:28.320 It's great.

01:45:29.080 And to be clear,

01:45:30.260 we made this design.

01:45:31.660 Oh,

01:45:31.780 I made this design.

01:45:32.800 And then like a day later, 0.98

01:45:33.940 fucking James Lindsay tweets out an acronym for like, 1.00

01:45:36.600 fuck. 1.00

01:45:37.020 And it was better than the acronym we had, 1.00

01:45:38.740 which was,

01:45:39.120 you had,

01:45:39.900 it was,

01:45:40.600 he's like Trump with DeSantis.

01:45:42.400 He's like,

01:45:42.740 Oh yeah.

01:45:43.440 Well,

01:45:43.620 watch this.

01:45:44.680 It was like,

01:45:45.380 I was doing,

01:45:46.220 I was doing economic suicide.

01:45:48.600 Something.

01:45:49.360 No,

01:45:49.760 I had,

01:45:50.080 I had like,

01:45:50.700 and,

01:45:50.960 and the fed.

01:45:52.280 Oh,

01:45:52.680 that's right.

01:45:53.040 That's right.

01:45:53.680 Stop the wars and something for gut state.

01:45:56.800 I think it should be a, 0.99

01:45:58.220 Eat Shit Global Homo. 1.00

01:46:00.560 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:01.140 We brainstormed a bunch,

01:46:02.760 and then it literally just ended up being like one moment where I was like,

01:46:05.520 Oh, 0.99

01:46:05.720 evil social is garbage. 1.00

01:46:07.200 It's just like, 1.00

01:46:08.080 pretty good.

01:46:10.320 I'll probably buy one.

01:46:11.340 Not the best. 0.99

01:46:11.740 I like Eat Shit Global Homo. 0.99

01:46:13.940 Eat Shit Global Homo is great. 1.00

01:46:15.380 That'll be the next version of it. 1.00

01:46:17.300 That's our next line.

01:46:18.700 That's the Tower Power Hour one line there.

01:46:22.060 That's right.

01:46:22.740 That's,

01:46:22.900 that's going to be one of the title options.

01:46:24.400 You can pick like the, 0.98

01:46:25.700 the real one or like the fucking, 1.00

01:46:27.580 you know, 0.99

01:46:28.060 just all this fucking around one. 0.99

01:46:29.980 So. 0.99

01:46:31.200 Are we,

01:46:31.800 are we still,

01:46:32.440 are we still moving any,

01:46:33.540 any shirts top?

01:46:34.320 I haven't looked in a while.

01:46:35.320 A few.

01:46:36.160 I got it.

01:46:36.580 I got to send you guys the numbers.

01:46:37.840 I just want to make sure that some people are still buying them.

01:46:42.100 That's all.

01:46:42.320 Just slip it in to the gas digital website.

01:46:45.420 Just like really,

01:46:46.100 just real.

01:46:46.540 Like,

01:46:46.720 I mean,

01:46:46.960 just make it a,

01:46:47.660 you don't have to make it big.

01:46:48.760 Just make it like a small like button somewhere.

01:46:51.740 I still think you want to put the top,

01:46:53.160 put either the top lobster or the Tower Power.

01:46:55.780 Tower Gang.

01:46:56.440 Oh yeah.

01:46:56.840 That was every single,

01:46:58.280 every single,

01:46:59.420 every single design has our logo somewhere hidden in it.

01:47:02.960 That would be amazing.

01:47:05.060 It's like,

01:47:05.500 where's Waldo?

01:47:06.120 It's like over a long period of time,

01:47:09.420 slowly make it more obvious.

01:47:11.260 Oh my way.

01:47:11.880 One of the funniest things I did see this week was that,

01:47:13.940 uh,

01:47:14.520 one of the part of the problem,

01:47:15.840 there was a guy in the January 6th hearings.

01:47:18.840 They had a picture of that was like,

01:47:21.020 in the protest that he had a part of the problem shirt on, 0.78

01:47:24.260 which is so fucking funny to me that he was there. 0.83

01:47:28.320 And Dave's like, 0.96

01:47:29.520 uh,

01:47:29.980 yeah,

01:47:30.420 I don't know.

01:47:31.200 I've said forever that there was some libertarians there.

01:47:33.600 Like anyone that says otherwise.

01:47:34.980 No,

01:47:35.440 the guy with the part of the problem shirt was not at one six.

01:47:38.600 That was from like Arizona Trump rally.

01:47:41.660 Yeah.

01:47:42.080 Yeah.

01:47:42.520 But they were,

01:47:43.460 it was a part of the January 6th hearings.

01:47:45.700 I would have loved that in there.

01:47:48.760 That was when they were,

01:47:49.540 they were covering that,

01:47:50.460 uh, 0.99

01:47:50.640 the glass with pizza boxes and shit. 0.99

01:47:52.220 And there were people outside screaming. 0.98

01:47:53.460 That's where the picture is from.

01:47:54.400 Yeah.

01:47:55.020 Oh,

01:47:55.620 that's right.

01:47:56.940 By the way,

01:47:57.400 Stephen,

01:47:57.640 who was there and actually went inside his,

01:48:01.020 uh,

01:48:01.400 he found his live stream, 0.99

01:48:02.680 which had been deleted instantly the day after off of YouTube or wherever the fuck it was at. 0.94

01:48:07.060 But he found it and he ran it on his stream and I watched a good chunk of it. 0.69

01:48:10.860 Very,

01:48:11.360 very intense.

01:48:13.000 I like it was,

01:48:14.040 it was definitely,

01:48:15.000 you know,

01:48:15.160 cause you see different angles.

01:48:16.200 Like there was some doors that were opened and allowed people in.

01:48:18.720 There was other doors where they actually like had to fight their way in.

01:48:21.080 So you get a really different vibe depending on the angle that you're at,

01:48:23.720 but his,

01:48:24.360 his, 1.00

01:48:24.740 he's right in the fucking heart of the crowd. 1.00

01:48:26.200 And I'm telling you, 0.99

01:48:26.780 like those people were,

01:48:28.580 I did,

01:48:29.480 I did,

01:48:29.880 I did have a friend that was there and he did see Ashley Babbitt get shot,

01:48:34.280 which was pretty Jesus.

01:48:35.740 Wow.

01:48:36.540 Yeah.

01:48:36.760 Really?

01:48:37.440 Yeah.

01:48:38.220 I remember I was watching it live streaming.

01:48:40.860 I was like driving home from work and I had it,

01:48:43.160 I had it like playing on the,

01:48:44.720 you know,

01:48:44.860 the car thing.

01:48:45.740 And I'm just like,

01:48:46.760 I had like such a feeling of,

01:48:48.180 I know it sounds gay read,

01:48:49.320 but I had such a feeling of doom watching it. 0.76

01:48:52.100 It was like,

01:48:52.740 it was almost depressing.

01:48:53.800 I was like,

01:48:53.980 I feel like I'm going to cry.

01:48:54.980 Not, 0.99

01:48:55.340 not because of the fucking capital, 1.00

01:48:56.600 but like, 0.99

01:48:57.260 I knew what was happening to these people.

01:48:59.500 I can still,

01:49:00.000 I can still remember my emotional art from that day.

01:49:02.500 The,

01:49:02.900 the first couple hours of it,

01:49:04.480 I was elated.

01:49:05.560 I was like, 0.99

01:49:05.900 this is the coolest shit I've ever seen. 0.99

01:49:07.420 And then like the, 0.99

01:49:08.260 like three or four hours in,

01:49:09.440 I was like, 1.00

01:49:10.100 fuck, 1.00

01:49:10.520 they're going to totally kill all of us. 1.00

01:49:12.860 Yeah. 0.99

01:49:14.320 Yeah.

01:49:14.640 I was not agreeing with you Tom,

01:49:15.760 but then,

01:49:16.080 yeah,

01:49:16.220 that makes sense.

01:49:16.840 Cause I didn't return to the end.

01:49:18.140 Like,

01:49:18.340 all right,

01:49:18.540 what are we doing here? 0.99

01:49:19.440 Like I thought they were producing some insane shit bounce. 0.99

01:49:22.460 Like, 0.99

01:49:23.120 you know,

01:49:23.760 like,

01:49:24.040 I don't know.

01:49:24.880 I mean,

01:49:25.180 yeah,

01:49:25.460 maybe they find them later,

01:49:26.860 but yeah,

01:49:27.580 it was,

01:49:28.300 I remember being at work,

01:49:29.380 just watching it and being like,

01:49:31.500 holy,

01:49:31.860 this is actually happening.

01:49:32.900 Like they're actually like,

01:49:34.320 you know,

01:49:34.680 just,

01:49:35.240 and then seeing the, 0.99

01:49:36.160 like slowly the image come out of the fucking, 0.99

01:49:38.160 um, 1.00

01:49:39.220 Buffalo head guy.

01:49:40.480 And just while you're just like,

01:49:42.100 this isn't real.

01:49:43.620 Like the reason I always say January 6th was a disappointment is because

01:49:48.820 when I first heard about it,

01:49:50.680 I was just like, 0.99

01:49:51.480 holy shit. 1.00

01:49:52.240 Like they're going to fucking shoot them. 1.00

01:49:53.720 I thought like they're just going to like machine gun everybody. 1.00

01:49:56.880 And then they didn't.

01:49:58.260 And I heard about the,

01:49:59.160 like hang Mike Pence, 0.90

01:50:00.540 hang Mike Pence. 0.89

01:50:01.520 And the,

01:50:02.440 you know, 0.99

01:50:02.600 they'd set up a gallows and shit. 0.98

01:50:04.420 And so then it went from like, 1.00

01:50:05.540 holy shit to like, 0.99

01:50:06.380 Oh my God, 1.00

01:50:06.920 this is awesome.

01:50:07.780 These guys rock.

01:50:09.040 And then it went from that to seeing the pictures of them,

01:50:12.160 like farting on Nancy Pelosi's desk.

01:50:14.020 And the guy in the Buffalo costume,

01:50:16.220 walking into the Senate wing and the cops just like,

01:50:18.940 please don't touch anything.

01:50:20.080 Just be careful guys.

01:50:21.220 I was like, 1.00

01:50:21.640 Oh fuck. 1.00

01:50:22.160 You're walking between the, 1.00

01:50:23.880 uh, 0.98

01:50:24.260 fucking like rope top areas. 0.99

01:50:26.200 And they're just, 0.98

01:50:26.760 you remember the,

01:50:27.420 you remember that really famous picture of the dude carrying the podium?

01:50:30.420 Oh,

01:50:30.860 that's the best. 1.00

01:50:31.700 He has the beanie on and he's just like all happy and shit. 0.99

01:50:33.940 I saw that dude walk past, 0.98

01:50:36.100 uh,

01:50:36.480 Steven Ignoramus in his live stream.

01:50:38.140 I was like,

01:50:38.460 Oh,

01:50:38.640 that's the podium guy.

01:50:39.720 Oh,

01:50:41.320 I know that guy. 1.00

01:50:42.680 Is he like fucked? 1.00

01:50:44.200 Probably. 1.00

01:50:45.040 Yeah.

01:50:45.280 I'm so disappointed.

01:50:46.520 That picture of the woman with the flag going like,

01:50:48.840 it's not from there.

01:50:49.900 It's not from there.

01:50:51.220 Yeah.

01:50:51.320 The old lady. 0.92

01:50:52.300 Yeah.

01:50:52.340 She's not,

01:50:52.640 it's from Ohio.

01:50:53.740 No,

01:50:54.060 it's from Ohio.

01:50:55.220 It happened the same day.

01:50:56.840 I'm pretty sure.

01:50:57.660 Oh,

01:50:57.820 it's January 6th.

01:50:59.080 It's just not.

01:51:00.380 My whole worldview is shaken though.

01:51:02.260 That's I know that was really disappointed.

01:51:03.880 Cause that's my favorite picture from the whole.

01:51:05.540 Did you guys, 0.86

01:51:06.540 did you guys see this homo endorse Mike Pence today? 1.00

01:51:09.720 Yes. 0.90

01:51:10.580 No,

01:51:10.940 which one,

01:51:11.860 which one,

01:51:12.840 my favorite detractor.

01:51:14.740 Yeah.

01:51:16.040 No,

01:51:17.200 he didn't actually endorse him,

01:51:21.160 but he said he'd prefer him over Trump.

01:51:24.080 Yeah.

01:51:24.280 He's got the same.

01:51:25.440 He's got the same good policies that Trump does, 1.00

01:51:27.500 but without the bullshit. 0.99

01:51:28.420 I was like, 0.99

01:51:28.660 dude, 0.99

01:51:29.260 Brad Palumbo wants fucking Mike Pence to be president. 0.99

01:51:33.160 I don't think that was the face of like trash respectability politics. 0.99

01:51:37.340 And it just makes it that much worse that his like brand is based. 0.69

01:51:41.280 And like,

01:51:41.560 I've made a joke multiple times here.

01:51:43.120 What based is.

01:51:44.400 And I already have the next 10 years of his career lined out.

01:51:47.980 He is,

01:51:48.340 he is absolutely going to end up either writing for Cato or reason.

01:51:51.460 I'd like to put it in hard ink,

01:51:53.960 permanent ink.

01:51:54.560 That is the career check.

01:51:56.340 Yeah.

01:51:56.480 Although hold on.

01:51:57.320 Mike Pence is kind of based like the whole conversion therapy.

01:52:00.880 That's the funny part that Brad would be like,

01:52:05.280 I know that's what I was saying.

01:52:06.960 It's a cry for help.

01:52:12.680 Like in like modern,

01:52:14.900 the modern like political lens of like normies,

01:52:17.660 he is the respectable choice of the two.

01:52:20.300 Like,

01:52:21.760 I don't think Brad can cogent argument why Trump is so evil compared to Pence.

01:52:26.520 But he,

01:52:27.020 yeah,

01:52:27.240 he like just because the respectability has.

01:52:29.060 His cogent argument was that Mike Pence refused to overturn the election at

01:52:35.980 Trump's,

01:52:36.440 you know,

01:52:37.060 direction.

01:52:37.940 And Trump was legitimately trying to overturn our democracy.

01:52:41.220 I just, 0.99

01:52:41.680 I couldn't even fucking believe it. 0.97

01:52:42.900 That's the actual argument for why Pence is. 0.98

01:52:45.620 Yeah.

01:52:45.880 Watch the video.

01:52:46.720 I put it in our group chat.

01:52:47.600 He was never going to do otherwise.

01:52:53.920 I do have to address something.

01:52:57.140 Because I wasn't actually the one who started,

01:52:59.060 tweeting at him on the LP New Hampshire account with some other guys,

01:53:02.500 but he was upset that I took a picture with Nick Fuentes when I never said

01:53:06.720 anything good about the guy or endorsed him or anything.

01:53:09.980 And then he's talking with Jonah Goldberg about why Rand Paul would be

01:53:15.480 better than Liz Cheney. 0.68

01:53:17.040 And then he tells Jonah Goldberg,

01:53:19.100 I always respect your point of view.

01:53:22.720 And it's like,

01:53:23.660 you're upset. 1.00

01:53:25.760 You're upset that I took a picture with someone who says some edgy shit. 0.99

01:53:29.180 You always appreciate. 0.99

01:53:30.300 He doesn't look fucking real. 0.99

01:53:32.140 He's an alien. 0.99

01:53:33.060 Play this.

01:53:33.660 He's not.

01:53:34.320 Yeah.

01:53:34.640 What is this?

01:53:35.020 The Biden.

01:53:35.520 But Donald Trump can't help himself.

01:53:38.180 And I think with him and Pence,

01:53:39.400 we're seeing a dichotomy here.

01:53:41.320 Really two stark differences.

01:53:42.740 He's standing on a flip right now, by the way.

01:53:43.420 Trump can't get over the fact that he lost the 2020 election.

01:53:47.540 It wasn't stolen from him,

01:53:48.700 but he's just got too big an ego to ever acknowledge that.

01:53:52.040 And so he's going to continue to be a backwards looking candidate if he runs

01:53:57.060 again.

01:53:57.760 And Mike Pence is out here.

01:53:59.120 You know,

01:53:59.520 I have a lot of disagreements with Mike Pence,

01:54:01.420 but he stood up for the constitution and the rule of law when he refused to

01:54:06.360 overthrow the election for Donald Trump in a way that he had no legal

01:54:10.380 authority to do.

01:54:11.880 And he's talking about the agenda that Republicans actually need to be

01:54:16.180 focusing on lowering taxes,

01:54:17.840 solving inflation,

01:54:19.220 unleashing American energy and Donald Trump can't get over the past.

01:54:22.800 And I think that's going to plague him.

01:54:24.220 He's still got lots of support.

01:54:25.820 Don't get me wrong.

01:54:26.580 He's a political phenomenon.

01:54:28.320 But I think that another candidate with a lot of those same policy ideas could

01:54:33.220 ultimately be much better for the country.

01:54:35.440 Donald Trump would be way better for the country. 0.99

01:54:39.740 Why the fuck does Kennedy have him on and not you? 0.99

01:54:43.040 Yeah. 0.99

01:54:43.480 Clint or Reed or any of us.

01:54:46.080 She's got to have the diversity, 0.97

01:54:48.920 man.

01:54:50.560 She's got to have the diversity, 0.97

01:54:52.140 man. 0.93

01:54:52.280 She's got to have a gay man sometimes, 1.00

01:54:54.240 which is Clint. 1.00

01:54:54.780 I'm fucking gay? 1.00

01:54:56.040 And then somebody has to have a faggot. 1.00

01:54:57.760 I think it's weird to either like to laud or fucking like condemn him for, 1.00

01:55:06.760 uh, 0.96

01:55:07.280 for what Pence did in that given scenario.

01:55:09.260 Cause that was a hundred percent was expected of him.

01:55:11.200 He was never going to do anything different.

01:55:13.040 No. 0.82

01:55:13.280 Like it's just a retarded point to even bring up. 0.99

01:55:16.000 It is funny.

01:55:16.980 Uh,

01:55:17.600 you know,

01:55:18.020 that this,

01:55:18.440 the exact same thing that happened with Al Gore.

01:55:20.520 A lot of people forget that it was very,

01:55:22.580 it was actually closer,

01:55:24.020 you know,

01:55:24.300 it was down to just Florida.

01:55:25.400 Oh,

01:55:25.620 there weren't like three or four States in contention.

01:55:27.820 There was just one.

01:55:29.120 And Al Gore was the vice president running against George W.

01:55:33.140 Bush.

01:55:33.360 So he had to confirm his own defeats to George W.

01:55:37.140 Bush while he was vice president.

01:55:38.700 It's kind of,

01:55:39.200 I went back and watched that stuff.

01:55:41.080 Yeah.

01:55:41.600 Uh,

01:55:41.920 would we have been better off if Al Gore was president?

01:55:45.200 Uh,

01:55:45.600 I don't know,

01:55:46.740 man.

01:55:48.400 I think the same agenda would have been followed.

01:55:52.140 Yeah.

01:55:52.420 I mean,

01:55:52.800 there's,

01:55:53.160 there's a,

01:55:54.020 there's no way to prove it one way or the other.

01:55:55.720 I think we probably would have ended up in Iraq and Afghanistan regardless.

01:55:58.860 So yeah,

01:55:59.780 that was going to happen.

01:56:00.660 No matter what.

01:56:03.380 I'm honestly,

01:56:04.200 I don't know.

01:56:04.660 I don't know if it ever makes any difference.

01:56:06.220 I really don't.

01:56:07.120 I have no idea if it makes any difference at all.

01:56:09.520 If Al Gore was in their climate change,

01:56:11.620 uh,

01:56:11.900 that agenda might've been,

01:56:12.980 uh,

01:56:14.000 like accelerated.

01:56:15.680 I do think Trump went off script.

01:56:17.640 So like,

01:56:18.120 I do think he wasn't,

01:56:19.700 I think in some regards he was a chosen candidate by like certain fringe elements,

01:56:23.920 but in the other,

01:56:24.880 but I don't,

01:56:25.440 I don't think red states would have locked down if it,

01:56:27.460 if it weren't for Trump being the president when that should happen.

01:56:29.560 Cause had Hillary been saying that, 0.99

01:56:31.200 I think red state governors would have been like, 1.00

01:56:32.800 fuck you. 1.00

01:56:33.380 Fuck you. 1.00

01:56:34.080 Yeah. 1.00

01:56:34.300 Yeah.

01:56:34.500 So I don't know.

01:56:36.580 Biden went a little off script pulling out of Afghanistan.

01:56:39.520 And I don't think that was a hundred.

01:56:40.920 I didn't think they'd actually,

01:56:42.000 I don't think they actually wanted to get all the way out.

01:56:44.300 Like I'm surprised.

01:56:45.600 I think,

01:56:45.620 let's see.

01:56:45.920 I think they did because they were ramping up for Ukraine and China.

01:56:48.520 I was about to say that.

01:56:49.740 I think they were ready for you.

01:56:51.360 But also,

01:56:52.400 I feel like things got sloppy with Trump.

01:56:55.120 Like,

01:56:55.320 that's why I'm saying like,

01:56:56.400 yes,

01:56:56.980 in a certain sense,

01:56:57.900 it worked out somewhat similar,

01:56:59.340 but I think things got sloppy and it's like still sloppy.

01:57:02.840 Cause we're still trying to like clean up their mess of their sloppiness. 0.99

01:57:05.200 And that's why we have Biden now.

01:57:06.960 Has anyone ever connected like the,

01:57:11.940 the sloppy pullout from Afghanistan to like the green agenda that,

01:57:17.040 that Biden has now?

01:57:18.560 Like,

01:57:19.080 is that,

01:57:19.580 I don't know.

01:57:21.240 Like,

01:57:21.340 I don't,

01:57:21.680 were we,

01:57:22.480 were we there for oil for some reason in the middle East or doing something

01:57:25.540 like that?

01:57:25.960 I'm all about sloppy pullouts and jizz on our belly or something.

01:57:29.780 We were there for Israel's oil and Iraq. 0.96

01:57:32.100 Like this is a huge misconception.

01:57:34.280 We didn't get any oil deals out.

01:57:36.600 Even Trump even said this when he was running in 2016,

01:57:38.780 like we invaded Iraq and we didn't get the oil.

01:57:41.920 You know,

01:57:42.120 I actually,

01:57:42.520 I read a really extensive thread that broke that down.

01:57:44.800 And it was like,

01:57:45.600 had they spent,

01:57:46.860 I think it was like a hundred million dollars in,

01:57:49.680 in putting a actual,

01:57:51.740 you know,

01:57:52.200 re,

01:57:52.560 re in whatever,

01:57:53.960 like re blasting the drilling wells and then putting a refinery plant.

01:57:57.480 They could have stopped.

01:57:58.560 They were,

01:57:58.860 they were spending,

01:57:59.460 I think it was upwards of like two or $3,000 per,

01:58:03.500 per barrel of gas to get it to them because they were not,

01:58:07.080 they were completely unwilling to use the domestic oil supply.

01:58:11.260 It's,

01:58:11.820 it's absolutely perplexing.

01:58:13.260 The way,

01:58:13.620 the way we function as an empire is so,

01:58:16.420 it's so counter.

01:58:17.460 Cause it's not for our benefit.

01:58:19.020 It's for Saudi Arabia and Israel. 0.99

01:58:21.660 So it doesn't make any sense.

01:58:22.900 But so we, 0.99

01:58:23.480 we were like literally shipping Saudi fucking oil and gas to Afghanistan. 0.98

01:58:28.240 I, 0.99

01:58:28.700 well,

01:58:28.960 I mentioned this,

01:58:29.640 I mentioned this to the Biden,

01:58:31.260 the bullet guys.

01:58:31.940 I'm in a group chat with them.

01:58:33.140 And I was like,

01:58:34.180 the,

01:58:34.540 the, 0.99

01:58:35.160 basically the United States military is just the biggest like fucking money 0.99

01:58:40.080 laundering scheme in the world, 0.99

01:58:42.400 because that's all it is.

01:58:43.520 It's just like they funnel money through the military to get it clean. 0.99

01:58:47.460 And it just goes to whatever fucking big M I C. 0.99

01:58:52.220 Yeah. 0.99

01:58:52.660 Oh,

01:58:52.820 I mean,

01:58:53.100 this is why,

01:58:53.920 this is why I think the Afghanistan withdrawal was necessary is because the,

01:58:57.080 the Mike was still going to get paid.

01:58:58.500 We had like,

01:58:59.080 what was it?

01:58:59.660 Six months between pulling out of Afghanistan and then completely arming the 0.50

01:59:04.240 entire military in Ukraine.

01:59:06.560 Yeah.

01:59:06.920 Maybe not even,

01:59:07.540 I don't even know,

01:59:08.080 but like, 1.00

01:59:08.520 it's like these motherfuckers always get paid, 1.00

01:59:11.460 dude. 1.00

01:59:11.780 Always.

01:59:12.100 There's, 1.00

01:59:12.740 it's all through this fucking, 0.99

01:59:14.460 you know, 1.00

01:59:14.920 and it's just off of dead people,

01:59:16.560 you know,

01:59:16.840 off of like young men that they're just throwing into a meat grinder. 1.00

01:59:21.460 And we have a fucking actor over there. 1.00

01:59:23.300 That's what we do here. 1.00

01:59:24.200 Who just,

01:59:25.260 who just ended with him and his wife who just did a photo shoot for Vogue,

01:59:30.140 which is,

01:59:30.720 do you,

01:59:30.900 do you guys remember the treatment?

01:59:32.060 I tweeted that out last night.

01:59:33.360 Do you guys remember how Assad was treated before,

01:59:35.220 he became,

01:59:36.800 you know,

01:59:37.020 a tyrant.

01:59:37.680 He was, 0.92

01:59:38.100 he was like deified as the one non hardline Muslim leader in,

01:59:44.940 dude,

01:59:45.100 I'm telling you in the two thousands,

01:59:46.640 that guy was like,

01:59:47.620 yeah, 1.00

01:59:48.140 all this shit. 1.00

01:59:48.660 Yeah. 1.00

01:59:48.980 His wife was gorgeous. 0.99

01:59:50.380 They had these like beautiful,

01:59:51.560 you know, 0.99

01:59:52.520 photo shoots and shit. 1.00

01:59:53.480 Assad is a good looking man. 1.00

01:59:54.820 So,

01:59:55.520 do you guys know,

01:59:56.700 you guys know about the clean break strategy?

01:59:59.560 It's in Scott Horton's book.

02:00:01.240 I don't remember.

02:00:02.520 So,

02:00:02.800 guys,

02:00:03.080 I gotta go.

02:00:03.840 Yeah,

02:00:04.000 we,

02:00:04.180 we,

02:00:04.460 we,

02:00:04.540 we,

02:00:04.700 we gotta,

02:00:04.720 we gotta wrap this up.

02:00:05.220 This thing up.

02:00:05.700 This is getting,

02:00:06.300 we're two hours in,

02:00:07.140 dude.

02:00:07.540 Everyone Google clean break strategy.

02:00:09.900 And that's why we'll get out of here.

02:00:12.060 I was just going to bounce.

02:00:13.000 You guys could have kept going,

02:00:13.920 but yeah,

02:00:14.140 it is.

02:00:14.260 I gotta bounce too.

02:00:15.040 I gotta be up at.

02:00:16.100 Plug it, 0.73

02:00:16.620 Jose. 1.00

02:00:17.020 Plug your shit. 1.00

02:00:17.600 All right. 1.00

02:00:17.960 I did already.

02:00:19.120 I'm on YouTube.

02:00:20.520 I'll major autopilot coaches.

02:00:21.620 Odyssey as well.

02:00:22.720 Like I said,

02:00:23.160 like I mentioned,

02:00:23.800 go check out that Duncan limp episode where I had his widow on. 1.00

02:00:27.580 Please.

02:00:28.040 I would ask you if you ever,

02:00:29.140 you know,

02:00:29.480 share any of my content,

02:00:30.700 that'd be the one I do. 1.00

02:00:31.960 My OKC shit. 0.99

02:00:32.980 I'm covering. 0.99

02:00:33.420 I'm like already five episodes deep and it's,

02:00:37.100 it's not really that much content in there.

02:00:38.600 Yes.

02:00:39.200 Oh my God.

02:00:39.940 Yes.

02:00:40.340 Like we're literally covering like,

02:00:42.000 and here's one of his accomplishments or accomplices.

02:00:45.140 And here's this, 0.99

02:00:46.340 this glowy fucking connection. 0.99

02:00:48.780 That's completely confirmed. 1.00

02:00:50.020 This glowy,

02:00:50.600 the connection is completely confirmed for like almost damn near every character. 0.99

02:00:53.580 There's like weird fucking glowy shit going on. 0.98

02:00:56.660 So yeah, 1.00

02:00:57.680 it's wild.

02:00:58.260 You're like you,

02:00:58.820 when you started digging OKC,

02:00:59.780 you're like, 1.00

02:01:00.300 holy fuck. 1.00

02:01:01.900 They took down your shit midstream, 1.00

02:01:03.940 right? 1.00

02:01:04.520 Yeah.

02:01:04.820 But it was,

02:01:05.220 I mean,

02:01:05.340 I think it was probably an algorithm thing.

02:01:07.220 I'm not getting too conspiratorial about that.

02:01:09.560 So the CIA is watching in a way,

02:01:11.380 Jose.

02:01:11.980 Yeah.

02:01:13.260 I mean,

02:01:13.860 it's always around.

02:01:14.980 Yeah.

02:01:15.320 Clint watches it every day.

02:01:16.880 But all right guys.

02:01:17.480 Yeah. 1.00

02:01:17.600 That's my shit. 1.00

02:01:18.180 So, 1.00

02:01:18.860 uh,

02:01:19.060 Clint Russell,

02:01:21.940 Liberty Lockdown coming up.

02:01:24.020 I will have Josie,

02:01:24.800 the redhead libertarian,

02:01:25.680 uh,

02:01:26.300 sticks,

02:01:26.580 hex and hammer,

02:01:27.200 six,

02:01:27.420 six,

02:01:27.560 six,

02:01:27.840 six,

02:01:27.860 six,

02:01:27.880 Dave Smith,

02:01:28.760 Alex Stein,

02:01:29.860 uh,

02:01:30.140 judge Knapp and anomaly Adam Crigler and Donnie the Don.

02:01:34.660 So it's going to be a blast.

02:01:35.940 August is going to be crazy.

02:01:37.100 If you haven't subscribed yet, 0.99

02:01:38.080 you suck wieners. 1.00

02:01:39.700 Do you think you get more hate from, 1.00

02:01:41.160 uh,

02:01:41.600 the redheaded libertarian or,

02:01:42.760 uh,

02:01:43.280 Jack Murphy?

02:01:45.340 Oh,

02:01:45.780 that's a good one.

02:01:46.520 That's close.

02:01:47.580 People,

02:01:48.040 people hate her.

02:01:48.840 Like in a really deep way,

02:01:50.540 uh,

02:01:51.720 but I'll say my,

02:01:52.540 I lost a lot of subscribe.

02:01:53.740 I lost like 30 subscribers because I had on,

02:01:56.100 uh,

02:01:56.420 Jack Murphy.

02:01:57.040 So,

02:01:57.580 Oh,

02:01:57.720 they mean it.

02:01:58.320 Yeah.

02:01:59.000 They mean it.

02:01:59.680 Yeah.

02:01:59.880 They're like,

02:02:00.940 this dude is Satan.

02:02:03.860 I was like, 0.93

02:02:04.300 all right,

02:02:04.680 man,

02:02:04.900 whatever.

02:02:05.500 You know what it is,

02:02:06.200 is that those subscribers were all secretly cocks and they couldn't take it. 0.91

02:02:10.840 It's possible.

02:02:12.260 Uh,

02:02:12.840 read,

02:02:13.900 do what you do best.

02:02:15.120 Yeah.

02:02:15.400 Uh,

02:02:15.940 plug and leave. 0.99

02:02:16.960 Podcast platforms and read Coverdale everywhere,

02:02:23.580 everywhere else.

02:02:24.280 I'm the only read Coverdale,

02:02:25.280 the only naturalist capitalist.

02:02:26.660 So just Google it.

02:02:27.300 You'll find me.

02:02:28.120 The only one,

02:02:29.420 huh?

02:02:29.660 The only one.

02:02:30.660 My Clint.

02:02:31.700 Uh,

02:02:31.980 see you later.

02:02:33.580 Top lobster,

02:02:34.460 top lobster.com.

02:02:35.680 Top lobster underscore everywhere else.

02:02:37.460 Thank you.

02:02:37.760 Congrats top again for getting on.

02:02:40.480 Thank you guys. 0.97

02:02:41.860 And everybody doing big shit except for me and Cole. 0.95

02:02:44.480 So yeah, 0.98

02:02:45.220 you know,

02:02:45.540 we're doing,

02:02:46.180 we're doing better in our personal life.

02:02:47.680 Cole's only having a baby.

02:02:49.220 Yeah,

02:02:49.580 that's true.

02:02:50.060 So I'm doing better than you toad.

02:02:52.420 Uh,

02:02:52.740 you can find me.

02:02:55.580 I think it's noted for P on Twitter.

02:02:57.740 Uh,

02:02:58.100 right now,

02:02:58.540 if you look at it,

02:02:59.140 it's going to be really weird. 1.00

02:02:59.640 Cause it's a bunch of like Bronco shit. 0.99

02:03:01.300 Uh, 0.99

02:03:01.740 we changed it back soon.

02:03:02.780 I was just,

02:03:03.520 that was just for trolling,

02:03:04.520 uh,

02:03:05.240 Barstool.

02:03:06.300 Uh,

02:03:06.740 but yeah,

02:03:07.120 follow me there. 0.98

02:03:08.380 Go back to naked coal, 1.00

02:03:09.780 man. 1.00

02:03:09.960 And I'll be naked toad on my P and we'll, 0.99

02:03:12.340 uh, 0.98

02:03:13.120 we'll both be the,

02:03:13.820 uh, 0.81

02:03:13.940 the naked dudes from the,

02:03:14.960 uh,

02:03:15.080 the background image here.

02:03:16.740 Anarcho underscore toad.

02:03:18.000 I'm suspended on Twitter again right now for COVID misinformation entirely

02:03:23.160 because I said verbatim that the vaccine is a huge scam.

02:03:27.060 That's all I said. 0.99

02:03:28.220 And now I'm fucking suspended again. 1.00

02:03:29.500 So some faggot probably reported. 1.00

02:03:31.220 I will be back in like five hours or so, 1.00

02:03:34.300 probably some shit like that. 0.98

02:03:36.100 Tower power arm. 0.99

02:03:37.380 We got another episode next week,

02:03:39.020 every Wednesday,

02:03:40.140 uh, 1.00

02:03:40.760 going to be doing a bunch more crazy shit. 1.00

02:03:43.940 Uh, 0.99

02:03:44.140 I think we have a couple of games that are kind of in our heads right

02:03:47.340 now conceptualized.

02:03:48.560 We're going to be doing that.

02:03:49.600 And in September,

02:03:50.560 we're going to be doing September slurs.

02:03:53.600 We're apparently,

02:03:54.560 we're going to tell you why nigger is not actually the best slur to say. 0.99

02:03:57.420 So I don't fucking know. 0.98

02:03:59.720 It'd be awesome though. 1.00

02:04:01.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:04:01.280 Yeah. 1.00

02:04:02.000 We'll see y'all.

02:04:03.120 Peace out.

02:04:04.280 Peace out. 1.00

02:04:04.940 Based motherfucking Kings. 1.00

Tower Gang - July 28, 2022

Ep 81 - Insurrection Talkers

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