Tower Gang - Ep 82 - Return to Africa w⧸ Patriot J

00:00:00.180 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:01.780 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00

00:00:04.380 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret. 1.00

00:00:07.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:08.320 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?

00:00:11.420 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97

00:00:13.600 And now, now.

00:00:15.880 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96

00:00:20.500 White women must be stopped. 1.00

00:00:22.480 That's right. 0.99

00:00:23.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:25.660 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00

00:00:30.000 What? 1.00

00:00:30.160 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00

00:00:32.780 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00

00:00:35.200 You said n***er. 1.00

00:00:36.300 Oh, Jesus. 0.99

00:00:37.440 Free! 1.00

00:00:39.100 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:00:40.840 Free! 1.00

00:00:41.720 Free!

00:00:44.680 Welcome, everybody, to another episode of Tower Gang, Tower Power Hour.

00:00:47.880 We are joined, as always, by Reid Coverdale, the host of Naturalist Capitalist Anarcho Toad,

00:00:52.380 the host of Nothing But This Dumb Show,

00:00:54.780 Jose Galesan, the host of No Way Jose,

00:00:56.460 and we got Cole, a.k.a. Fat Dave, the host of Two and a Half Takes.

00:01:00.200 I think that may still be a thing.

00:01:01.480 I'm not really sure.

00:01:02.580 I am Clint Russell.

00:01:03.500 I'm the host of Liberty Lockdown, and we are joined with our very special guest,

00:01:06.660 the rapper to end all rappers, Mr. Patriot. 0.99

00:01:09.660 Motherfucking Jay. 0.99

00:01:10.760 What's up, bro? 0.99

00:01:12.340 What's good, gentlemen?

00:01:13.540 Thank you for having me here.

00:01:15.460 Hell yeah.

00:01:16.100 That was a great intro, might I say. 1.00

00:01:18.460 That shit was funny. 1.00

00:01:21.340 Dickie Walnuts. 1.00

00:01:22.160 Yeah, Dickie Walnuts did a good job on that.

00:01:24.440 I do love watching, because, like, I have the host privilege so I can see all his faces.

00:01:27.860 I know, I think a couple of us do.

00:01:28.940 I don't know if you can, if you're,

00:01:30.280 but I can tell who's watched the show before and who hasn't when we get new guests just by watching their face.

00:01:36.320 Wait a second. 0.99

00:01:37.080 So you can see me every fucking time? 1.00

00:01:39.280 Yes! 1.00

00:01:40.280 No, my God.

00:01:41.220 I didn't realize you could see me. 1.00

00:01:43.540 Yeah, you shouldn't have been masturbating. 1.00

00:01:45.120 I literally yell this shit every time. 1.00

00:01:48.020 I just imagine, like, I wasn't paying attention. 1.00

00:01:50.560 Why don't you suck on your wife's titty? 1.00

00:01:51.800 Stop making me jealous, Stan. 1.00

00:01:57.180 She is pregnant. 0.82

00:01:58.160 Those milkers are huge right now. 0.99

00:01:59.820 I mean, I'm telling you.

00:02:00.980 Yeah, hell yeah, brother.

00:02:01.900 Has she started lactating yet? 0.82

00:02:03.560 No, she's still, like, three months till, like, she's only, like, five or six months.

00:02:08.380 If you stimulate a month, you might be able to get them early, you know?

00:02:11.600 Have you guys seen this latest thing about, like, Pelosi's milkers?

00:02:14.940 How that's become, like, a...

00:02:15.840 That's not a latest thing.

00:02:16.920 That is a...

00:02:17.400 That's a thing.

00:02:18.220 For me, it was the latest thing.

00:02:21.840 But I was wondering, like, which would you go for?

00:02:24.960 Pelosi or Ghislaine Maxwell?

00:02:28.020 Like, if you had to choose and you have to go with one, who are you going for?

00:02:30.980 Does it mean include all their baggage?

00:02:33.020 Yeah.

00:02:33.680 Oh, jeez.

00:02:35.240 It's not based on their bodies.

00:02:36.760 Like, based on what you're doing.

00:02:39.760 Oh, I was supposed to say... 1.00

00:02:40.600 Ghislaine was fucking, bro. 1.00

00:02:42.240 Ghislaine probably knows how to fuck. 1.00

00:02:44.060 Oh, for sure. 1.00

00:02:44.660 Yeah, but do you want to track these children for the rest of your life?

00:02:49.240 Or do you want some good stock tips, all right?

00:02:51.940 Just get some good stock advice. 0.98

00:02:54.820 And every now and then you've got banging whole lady with some impressive titties. 1.00

00:02:57.900 She's making all the stock money from her husband, so you've got to keep him around.

00:03:01.500 I don't know if I can deal with that.

00:03:03.060 Bro, trust me.

00:03:03.720 She's not making a penny off of him.

00:03:05.260 He's taking her inside information and trading their wealth to double and triplet every year.

00:03:11.160 He is but a cog.

00:03:12.700 Well, I mean, you're choosing between...

00:03:15.960 A drug cog. 0.98

00:03:17.740 Which is a more fucked up way of making money, you know? 0.98

00:03:20.720 Like, I think I know the answer to this. 0.98

00:03:22.360 I'm just on the record.

00:03:23.680 I'm going to say it's the way Ghislaine Maxwell did it, just so everyone... 0.99

00:03:26.400 Well, if you're on Maxwell's plane, you're having an orgy with children. 0.94

00:03:30.620 And if you're on Pelosi's plane, you're being shot down by the Chinese government. 0.96

00:03:34.120 So I don't know which one you prefer.

00:03:36.460 Yeah.

00:03:37.680 At least why you live, right?

00:03:39.540 That was Sophie's choice.

00:03:41.600 Ghislaine Maxwell.

00:03:42.080 That was really...

00:03:42.720 That could be better if she doesn't start World War III and Pelosi does. 0.92

00:03:46.000 Like, then you might have to switch over to the other side.

00:03:48.240 I don't know. 0.95

00:03:48.960 It's the titties that start World War III. 1.00

00:03:51.580 It was pretty funny that the Chinese were like, hey, we're thinking about shooting down 1.00

00:03:55.880 her plate and everybody's like, go for it, dude.

00:03:58.040 Like, do it.

00:04:00.600 Yo, dog, that'd be hilarious. 1.00

00:04:01.700 It was refreshing to see a lot of Republicans be like, yeah, fuck Pelosi. 1.00

00:04:08.520 I don't know why she's visiting Taiwan. 1.00

00:04:10.620 But then at the same time, they're like the Daily Caller people.

00:04:13.200 Oh, wait.

00:04:13.820 Those are the milkers? 0.73

00:04:15.140 I mean, yeah.

00:04:16.480 I don't have a photo everyone's thinking about, but those are impressive.

00:04:19.240 Where's that?

00:04:19.740 There was that one picture of...

00:04:20.620 This one's actually really funny.

00:04:22.040 That's a Photoshop, but it's great.

00:04:25.380 What about that one?

00:04:26.300 I thought there was a legit one of...

00:04:28.120 There was a bathing suit one.

00:04:29.440 Yeah.

00:04:30.580 Hold on.

00:04:30.860 You're going to have to not search it on Google if you want to find it.

00:04:35.440 He's going to get us banned from YouTube for fake news.

00:04:38.160 There it is.

00:04:39.640 Oh, that's it? 1.00

00:04:41.820 I mean, they were wild for a fucking skeleton of a woman. 1.00

00:04:46.200 What the fuck? 1.00

00:04:46.880 Suddenly, I understand Paul Pelosi. 1.00

00:04:50.200 I still don't.

00:04:51.980 God, that's so...

00:04:53.240 I mean, Jesus. 0.99

00:04:55.240 She's such a hideous demon. 1.00

00:04:57.140 I can't believe that men like tits so much that they can look at that fucking shape-shifting 1.00

00:05:02.540 demon and be like, oh, man, look at them tits. 1.00

00:05:06.160 I mean, she's ugly, but she's also ugly in the way that any human being that's past their 1.00

00:05:10.980 prime to a ridiculous degree is ugly. 0.99

00:05:13.160 So it's not like she's distinctly ugly. 1.00

00:05:15.040 Oh, bro, she's killing it for 85. 1.00

00:05:16.280 Can we find young pictures of her?

00:05:18.480 I think young she actually is.

00:05:20.360 Oh, dude, there's a picture of her with JFK. 1.00

00:05:22.060 She's a fucking smoke show. 1.00

00:05:22.940 Oh, that's right. 1.00

00:05:23.940 Pelosi is the head of the House Big Titty Committee, so...

00:05:29.240 Cole has...

00:05:31.240 That's the one.

00:05:32.460 The black and white.

00:05:33.500 Yeah.

00:05:34.940 I mean, it looks...

00:05:35.740 I mean, it's pretty crazy.

00:05:37.660 Which also, which is crazy to think that she's been in that long. 0.98

00:05:40.500 Like, we've had this woman since the fucking 60s. 1.00

00:05:44.240 She was straight up sucking his dick. 1.00

00:05:45.960 Like, let's be real. 1.00

00:05:46.680 I mean, I have nothing to confirm that, but given his proclivities and the fact she somehow 1.00

00:05:51.260 was a woman in politics at that time, she was sucking that dick. 1.00

00:05:54.300 That's right. 1.00

00:05:55.040 Half-birth, damn, Mr. President. 1.00

00:05:59.680 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:06:00.660 You put that visual in my mind.

00:06:01.820 I don't appreciate it. 0.99

00:06:04.940 I mean, if you got a fucking old lady, like a really old lady, Pelosi's not a bad way to go. 0.99

00:06:09.860 No, it's all about Betty White. 0.99

00:06:13.220 Hey, have y'all seen Judge Judy, though?

00:06:16.400 Oh, but the new one?

00:06:17.900 Like, in her new show, where they, like...

00:06:20.040 They have it, like, they show the camera, and it's, like, in crystal clear HD, and they

00:06:23.900 turn to her, and they, like, fuzzy it up a little bit.

00:06:27.620 It's so funny, because she does not look good now.

00:06:31.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:06:31.200 For the record, we were talking about fucking her, not watching her show. 1.00

00:06:33.680 Yeah, it's called Judy Justice. 1.00

00:06:35.360 Do you close your eyes whenever you fuck her? 1.00

00:06:37.700 I didn't even know she had a new show. 1.00

00:06:39.980 Oh, yeah, she had the totally new show.

00:06:40.900 I keep my eyes, like, just to crack open, so I get that blur factor.

00:06:44.020 It's perfect.

00:06:44.680 It's Amazon Prime, baby. 0.96

00:06:45.980 It's Judy Justice, but I only watched the porn version of it called Judy Just Tits. 0.98

00:06:52.380 There's something there. 0.94

00:06:54.560 That wasn't bad.

00:06:55.540 That was kind of in the middle, which is rare.

00:06:57.440 It's usually...

00:06:58.240 That one was kind of like...

00:07:00.320 Home Run or Strikeout for me.

00:07:02.500 No, that was a bunt. 0.99

00:07:03.600 That was a bunt. 1.00

00:07:04.720 It was weird.

00:07:07.700 You laid down a bunt single. 0.99

00:07:10.440 It's like the eighth inning, you're down by ten runs, and you're like, you know what?

00:07:13.420 Just going to put a man on base.

00:07:14.660 Hey, man, as long as you get to first base, you get a little bit of action, you know?

00:07:20.480 Hey, you going to show that Brad Palumbo clip? 0.98

00:07:22.620 Because that was fucking funny. 1.00

00:07:24.920 You want to get this monkey pox shit. 1.00

00:07:26.200 And we figured, you know, everyone knows there's a long-standing feud. 1.00

00:07:28.620 Wait, are we going to get banned for showing gay porn? 0.99

00:07:30.500 That's kind of weird. 0.99

00:07:31.240 I don't want to watch Brad Palumbo.

00:07:32.700 So Odyssey's good down with everything, man.

00:07:34.800 We figured it'd be good to bring this up, considering we know there's a long-standing hate between blacks and gays.

00:07:48.000 I don't know what it is, but that is definitely a thing.

00:07:52.600 I don't understand. 0.98

00:07:53.800 All my black friends hate gays, though. 0.99

00:07:55.480 We'll screen it, whoever's running the screen. 0.99

00:07:57.400 Is that you, Cole?

00:07:58.440 No, it's me.

00:07:59.040 As for monkey pox, I think there's a pretty good rule in life. 0.85

00:08:03.360 Hey, why did he laugh there? 0.99

00:08:04.360 Don't attend gay orgies. 1.00

00:08:06.100 When you look at the New England Journal's report of the 528 cases they reviewed. 0.99

00:08:10.620 Ned, come on, man. 0.55

00:08:11.640 It's not about gay. 0.99

00:08:13.000 How about not any orgies? 0.96

00:08:14.040 Go look at the New England Journal's report that NBC News reported on on Friday,

00:08:20.440 in which of the 528 cases they reviewed, 95% were between sex between men.

00:08:26.720 I think we actually have to have a serious conversation about where this is coming from.

00:08:30.720 When I'm done, Brad, you can talk.

00:08:32.580 Instead of going crazy and declaring a national pandemic when 3,000 people have it right now, it's insane.

00:08:38.720 I don't know, man. 0.98

00:08:39.560 You don't have to be gay to get monkey pox, and you don't have to be bigoted when you talk about treating something that is that easily spread, Marie. 0.88

00:08:49.180 It's not bigoted. 0.98

00:08:49.960 Yeah, it is.

00:08:50.320 This is science, Kennedy.

00:08:52.140 95% of the cases from the New England Journal have been reported.

00:08:54.780 I'm going to let Brad respond because, Brad, we have 372 doses.

00:09:00.860 The United States, in Denmark, where the smallpox, monkey pox vaccine is manufactured, they're ready to go. 0.85

00:09:08.360 But because this has been an issue for more men in the gay community, it seems like it has been lower on the priority list.

00:09:17.160 Yes.

00:09:17.900 Brad? 0.99

00:09:18.120 Yeah, look, Ned is right when he says that monkey pox right now is mostly affecting gay men. 1.00

00:09:23.140 The problem is that public health-wise, not going to orgies in general is a good policy to not get sexually transmitted diseases. 0.88

00:09:30.880 100%.

00:09:31.200 And so we have to be really careful.

00:09:32.820 We saw with the AIDS crisis, with the HIV crisis, about how certain communities or certain gay people will be stigmatized over something that lots of people do.

00:09:41.700 And we've got to be careful about that.

00:09:43.040 And that kind of, I will use the term, bigoted language, that makes it seem like the only people that get this are from one group of Americans.

00:09:50.360 Hey, guess what?

00:09:51.160 Day men also have friends and family members and colleagues.

00:09:54.700 And this is not just transmitted through sexual activity.

00:09:57.240 It's transmitted through close contact.

00:09:59.280 So you don't fight diseases.

00:10:01.460 I'm glad Brad brought up HIV AIDS. 1.00

00:10:03.560 You don't fight diseases by caricaturing the people who get them or who get them at one point in time.

00:10:09.040 By the way, but real quick, I'm saying in an alternate life, Brad Palumbo could totally be an SS officer in Blondie.

00:10:18.600 Oh, yeah.

00:10:19.420 He has that vibe, too.

00:10:20.800 In eyes, I can just see it.

00:10:22.240 Very, yeah, very Aryan vibes. 0.99

00:10:24.960 By the way, that girl over there, the Blondie looked just like Clint's girlfriend, by the way. 1.00

00:10:29.680 I did not notice that before.

00:10:31.680 An aged version?

00:10:33.080 Yeah, it's a very, if you pull that up again, you can tell.

00:10:35.540 Like, I didn't realize it until I was just watching it then, but...

00:10:38.580 Come on, give Ashton more credit.

00:10:40.500 Ashton is more woke than she is.

00:10:42.740 No.

00:10:43.060 Jesus.

00:10:45.020 I don't...

00:10:45.980 Even though she is pretty woke, I don't think she's that woke. 1.00

00:10:48.440 That she would be like, we can't talk about who's actually getting and spreading this stupid fucking disease. 1.00

00:10:52.580 It's so strange. 1.00

00:10:53.720 Gay men a slur now?

00:10:55.200 Because they were careful to say men in the gay community. 0.55

00:10:59.000 No, no, no. 1.00

00:10:59.640 It was men who have sex with men. 1.00

00:11:01.340 It's men who have sex with men. 1.00

00:11:03.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:03.940 I mean, it's pretty crazy. 0.84

00:11:05.540 We're all straight dudes who have sex with each other, so we're not gay. 0.96

00:11:09.020 That's just the homies. 1.00

00:11:10.200 That's just the homies. 1.00

00:11:11.260 Just look at our portrait behind our fucking video cameras right now. 0.99

00:11:15.200 We're obviously not homophobic here. 0.99

00:11:17.320 We're just... 0.99

00:11:17.920 We know firsthand about monkeypox, and trust me, the gay orgy is how we all got it. 1.00

00:11:23.400 So you might want to avoid it. 0.99

00:11:25.080 That's why we all come on each other's tummies like gentlemen.

00:11:27.240 That's the funniest thing.

00:11:30.720 He was literally like, we can't just be saying to people, you know, it's a common thing to go to orgies.

00:11:36.560 It's like, we can't tell people not to do that. 1.00

00:11:39.920 It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.96

00:11:41.780 One, it's not common. 0.99

00:11:42.840 Two, it's very...

00:11:43.620 I mean, didn't he say it has, there's not any sexual, like, any sexual diseases?

00:11:50.500 I think he didn't even just...

00:11:51.780 I thought he said something about, like, orgies and not any sexual diseases should be stigmatized to, like, orgies.

00:11:57.680 Like, that's kind of the breeding ground. 0.99

00:11:59.940 Dude, I'm actually so homophobic that I'm going to intentionally get monkeypox so that then no gay men will want to have sex with me. 1.00

00:12:07.460 It's just hard to be overly sympathetic when it's something that you know, like, there's a very easy cause and effect here. 0.99

00:12:14.880 So it's like, I mean, yeah, I get it. 0.97

00:12:17.380 You want to be gay, you want to have sex, but I don't know, just maybe, I don't know, maybe try monogamy or don't be crazy with it, wear a condom. 1.00

00:12:23.520 I don't fucking know. 1.00

00:12:24.480 Like, there's a million ways to deal with this. 0.99

00:12:26.340 So they get, like, all fucking... 1.00

00:12:27.940 I'm sorry you fuck everyone. 1.00

00:12:29.360 Well, the funniest part was that one guy, I think, I don't know if we showed it last week, but I know we maybe talked about it with the guy that was saying he was like, yeah, I went to an orgy. 0.99

00:12:38.520 Yeah, we did talk about it last week. 0.89

00:12:39.640 We went to the piss orgy, and people were pissing on me, and then I got monkeypox. 0.99

00:12:43.680 Government, why did you fail me? 0.92

00:12:45.480 And the Ed was like, didn't it say at the end, like, this could happen to any of us?

00:12:48.740 It's like, what?

00:12:51.800 I'm going to be honest. 0.93

00:12:52.640 If you want a conveyor belt of dudes' butts just in front of you, and you just want to run through them all day long, 0.96

00:12:57.900 I have no problem with it, but if you get monkeypox, that's on you, bruh. 0.99

00:13:02.920 Like, I don't have any fucking sympathy for you. 0.99

00:13:04.940 I felt the same way about HIV. 0.99

00:13:06.380 It's like, obviously not in the early days when no one knew what the fuck it was, and they were all just dropping dead. 0.96

00:13:11.220 They had no clue what was going on. 0.94

00:13:12.380 That's different.

00:13:13.020 But once they knew what it was, and they're still going to bathhouses and just railing each other out, and everybody's getting AIDS, it's like, that's on you. 0.98

00:13:18.560 That's on you, dog. 0.98

00:13:19.140 And the people, the only people they have sympathy for, like, people that got blood transfusions and the blood had HIV in it, like, they were fucking total victims in that. 0.99

00:13:26.280 That was, like, nothing they could have done. 0.59

00:13:27.960 But if you're out, you know, running trains on dudes, like, sorry, man.

00:13:32.000 Like, that's a weird way to talk about Magic Johnson there, Clint.

00:13:35.880 And you know I love Magic Johnson, but, like, that's what he was doing probably. 0.97

00:13:41.400 The way Brad was talking about it, it made it seem like he thinks there's some sort of constitutional right to attend gay orgies. 0.98

00:13:48.040 That's true.

00:13:49.400 Well, in fairness, I think there probably is one, but you also have the right to personal responsibility from whatever comes from that decision.

00:13:57.020 Well, according to the Constitution, you do have the right to bear arms, so.

00:14:03.220 Oh, yeah, that was a stretch. 0.81

00:14:07.740 I get what you're going for, bears, gay men, you know. 1.00

00:14:12.400 Yeah.

00:14:13.480 But I think, to be fair to him, his point was the idea of making a stigma.

00:14:18.000 But it's like, okay, like, I get it.

00:14:20.400 Theoretically, you can get it without being gay or whatever, according to the stats. 0.99

00:14:24.400 It's also, to be clear, it's mostly from what I've seen is from butt sex, basically, because there's more tearing that happens, you know, more blood that gets involved. 1.00

00:14:33.860 Even if it's on small levels, because there's a lot of capillaries or whatever the fuck, right in your asshole area. 0.99

00:14:38.360 By the way. 1.00

00:14:39.180 So, fuck, this brings up the. 0.99

00:14:40.240 All right, listen. 1.00

00:14:42.220 So, it can theoretically happen with a straight couple, but it happens way more with gay dudes because they have way more butt sex. 1.00

00:14:48.960 Like, I don't know any normal couple that just, like, has butt sex on the reg, you know? 1.00

00:14:52.580 Think about this, though. 0.98

00:14:54.340 The reason why the regime is anti-stigmatizing the monkeypox is because they all have sex with young girls, and there's a lot of blood involved in that, too. 0.99

00:15:04.500 A lot of terrors.

00:15:05.280 That was, I mean, probably, you're really stretching tonight, Toad.

00:15:09.100 You should at least grow at least three inches tonight with how much you're stretching, dude. 1.00

00:15:14.320 But, by the way, that does bring up, what would be worse, to tear the skin on your dick or just tear the skin of your asshole? 1.00

00:15:21.480 I mean, that's what I was thinking about the whole time. 1.00

00:15:24.400 I'd say asshole. 1.00

00:15:26.100 It probably. 1.00

00:15:26.480 Yeah, because you've got to poop after that and shit, too. 1.00

00:15:29.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:31.240 That shit would never heal. 1.00

00:15:33.020 No, no. 1.00

00:15:33.460 The dick would be worse, I'm pretty sure. 0.99

00:15:36.420 I mean, it's more sensible. 1.00

00:15:37.640 Well, I think there's someone who has had an anal fistula removed and someone who's been circumcised.

00:15:44.480 I was really young when I was circumcised, so I don't really remember how bad that was.

00:15:48.160 But the anal fistula is not fun, so definitely do not remember. 0.74

00:15:52.480 Anal fistula. 0.96

00:15:53.320 You're welcome for that, by the way.

00:15:57.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:58.320 I mean, I have had my dick before. 1.00

00:16:02.560 I've had a dick before, too. 0.99

00:16:05.060 When I was really young, I mean, I was probably like 10 or 11. 1.00

00:16:08.160 Why'd you have a dick when you were young, bro? 0.99

00:16:10.000 Right. 1.00

00:16:11.220 I was a fast grower. 0.99

00:16:13.680 But I was probably 13, or I probably just had learned to jerk off, and I jerked off with aftershave, 1.00

00:16:19.780 and then my dick peeled, like the skin peeled off my dick. 1.00

00:16:23.840 Jesus. 1.00

00:16:24.220 And literally, it was like, it hurt like hell. 0.98

00:16:28.020 You jerked off with an alcohol-based aftershave? 0.93

00:16:29.780 That's such a 15-year-old thing. 0.99

00:16:31.280 Well, yeah. 1.00

00:16:32.020 I'm trying to think about this, because I have, with a manual razor, shaved my asshole balls and dick before. 1.00

00:16:40.120 And I'm trying to, like, I'm trying to think of, like, which one. 1.00

00:16:42.480 You're talking about, like, the single blade thing?

00:16:43.920 Like, the single blade, like.

00:16:45.400 A straight razor?

00:16:46.440 No.

00:16:46.980 Oh, the old barber one?

00:16:48.760 No way, man.

00:16:49.480 I'm talking about, like, a Gillette Mach 3, baby.

00:16:52.200 It's easy to get into the crevices with those, Jose.

00:16:54.580 A Gillette Cock 3.

00:16:56.440 No, like, how did you, like, as absurd as what Cole said was with the straight razor, 1.00

00:17:01.100 even with a Mach 3, how the fuck did you do your asshole? 1.00

00:17:03.900 That seems impossible. 1.00

00:17:06.180 I did it once.

00:17:06.680 You put a mirror on the, he put a.

00:17:07.980 One or two mirrors.

00:17:08.980 Yeah, I was about to say, he put a mirror on the floor and just spotted over it.

00:17:13.640 You got some mirrors, but now I have the manscaped lawnmower, which has a laser on it,

00:17:18.640 so you can see up there.

00:17:21.000 I know.

00:17:21.520 I did it once.

00:17:22.180 It's not that hard.

00:17:22.940 If you just have a good idea of where things are on your body, like, you know what's up.

00:17:25.980 Right, yeah. 0.99

00:17:26.640 I know where my asshole is, but I don't know how the fuck to deal with the curvature. 1.00

00:17:30.940 You can do it by feel, man. 1.00

00:17:32.300 You can definitely do it by feel.

00:17:34.340 But, like, which one of those is the worst?

00:17:36.000 I think, I've never had to shave the head of the thing. 1.00

00:17:38.820 He must be the worst at fingering pussy. 1.00

00:17:43.020 Why are you fingering women with Mach 3s, you psychopath? 1.00

00:17:46.880 Like, I don't know. 0.99

00:17:47.720 I have an awful sense of body, hand feel.

00:17:50.980 The only thing I can think of is, like, that old Barber's trick of whenever they're cutting

00:17:55.480 your sideburns, they stick your finger in your ear and they cut it to there. 0.81

00:17:58.560 I can only think of, it just sticks his finger up his butt and it just goes, like, right 0.92

00:18:02.080 around it and he's like, that's it. 0.91

00:18:03.240 That's how I know where it's at.

00:18:04.760 He just... 0.99

00:18:05.880 Is that like a bowl cut for your butt? 1.00

00:18:08.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:11.480 It's like, I know where my scrotum is and I assume that's where the vagina is on a woman? 1.00

00:18:16.820 I don't know. 0.99

00:18:18.020 I honestly don't believe you know, which is great. 0.93

00:18:19.880 I bet you the labia feels just like a scrote. 0.99

00:18:28.600 What would be worse, the fucking scrote or fucking, like, the thigh crease? 1.00

00:18:36.460 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:18:38.080 One of those would be homosexual. 0.94

00:18:40.520 There was that thigh crease tweet that went around a while ago and I think it was somehow 1.00

00:18:45.220 making something about abortion, about how guys are so dumb about women's body. 0.98

00:18:48.260 Oh, I remember that. 0.99

00:18:49.400 Yeah, it's like some dude...

00:18:50.840 It went, like, huge for her.

00:18:52.040 We were just laughing at her. 1.00

00:18:53.260 Yeah, it's like, oh, I let some guy fuck my thigh crease because I couldn't tell him 0.99

00:18:57.300 but then I told him after. 1.00

00:18:58.540 It's like, I do not believe you, you dumb bitch. 1.00

00:19:00.720 Well, also, she might have been just, like, 250 pounds and he just couldn't find it. 1.00

00:19:05.220 Like, that's the only thing I can think of is just a fat bitch. 1.00

00:19:07.680 Like, this isn't the own you think it is, whore. 1.00

00:19:10.520 If your thigh crease is tighter than your pussy, you're doing something wrong. 1.00

00:19:17.300 I'll tell you that. 1.00

00:19:17.600 And wetter, too.

00:19:18.700 Yeah, that's like a guy bragging that he's stuck in his pants. 1.00

00:19:21.160 He's all sweaty and shit. 1.00

00:19:22.200 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:19:22.780 We're actually pointing to his own.

00:19:24.380 She and I tricked her.

00:19:25.520 It's like, yeah, that's not really an own dude.

00:19:27.140 That's not a thing.

00:19:28.060 Yeah, I'm not a fan of...

00:19:29.580 Even if you're a baby virgin, I still feel like that's, like, you'd be like, there's

00:19:32.780 something off here.

00:19:33.980 I'm not a fan of the swamp thigh crease, that's for sure.

00:19:37.160 It'd be like a guy, like, clowning on women because they fall asleep. 1.00

00:19:40.520 Every time I fuck chicks, they fall asleep during it. 1.00

00:19:42.700 And you're just like, this is why abortion should be illegal. 1.00

00:19:45.220 You're like, what? 1.00

00:19:46.300 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:19:48.640 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:19:49.540 Every time I give women, like, all those pills and they fall asleep when I fuck them, I 1.00

00:19:53.760 mean, abortion should be illegal. 1.00

00:19:58.020 Such non-sequitur garbage. 0.98

00:20:01.240 While we're still on the monkey pox thing, should we show this other thing we're going to show 0.80

00:20:06.380 related to it and get banned from Twitter?

00:20:08.720 If we were talking about abortion, Kaufman just dropped his abortion ads, if you all wanted

00:20:12.960 to watch them.

00:20:13.400 Oh, they're amazing.

00:20:14.300 Watch them.

00:20:14.920 They're incredible.

00:20:16.160 So, yeah, he has one literally for both sides.

00:20:18.920 But, like, if you should or shouldn't.

00:20:20.260 Wait, what?

00:20:20.740 He actually, he released, like, a...

00:20:22.140 Yeah, I dropped him in the chat before we started the show.

00:20:24.340 A pro-life and a pro-choice?

00:20:25.420 That's actually a pretty smart movie.

00:20:26.380 I was on with Tyler until two minutes before it starts, so I didn't get to watch him.

00:20:29.560 Reed, didn't you write on one of them?

00:20:31.120 Yeah, I helped with...

00:20:31.900 Well, I helped with both of them.

00:20:32.900 I was just more help on the abortion is bad one, but they're both great.

00:20:36.500 Oh, you also...

00:20:37.280 He shouted you out on part of the problem.

00:20:38.700 Can we play them?

00:20:40.220 Yeah.

00:20:40.960 Yeah.

00:20:41.240 Yeah, let's play them.

00:20:42.160 Play them?

00:20:43.360 Yeah, let's do it.

00:20:44.100 What are we going to do?

00:20:44.420 Get a copyright strike? 0.99

00:20:45.340 Who gives a fuck? 0.98

00:20:46.220 They're on YouTube and Twitter. 0.99

00:20:48.980 No, I was...

00:20:50.240 It's literally in the chat.

00:20:51.120 Just bring it up.

00:20:52.280 I am.

00:20:52.740 Dude, I was thinking that we were going to get banned for the other...

00:20:56.080 What was the other thing?

00:20:57.120 I can't remember, Toad. 0.99

00:20:57.820 It was the post of the guy with the monkeypox and shit. 0.99

00:21:01.220 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:21:01.820 With his mouth.

00:21:03.040 Later, if you want. 0.84

00:21:04.040 Yeah, the monkeypox face.

00:21:05.300 We can do that later, too.

00:21:06.220 All right.

00:21:06.520 I'm bringing up the coffin stuff right now.

00:21:08.420 I was not prepared.

00:21:09.800 Have we come up with a name yet?

00:21:10.820 It works better if you start with the good and then do the bad one second.

00:21:14.280 Have we come up with a name for what?

00:21:15.680 Have we come up with a name for our fans yet?

00:21:17.400 Like our chat people?

00:21:19.140 I was thinking like Tards. 1.00

00:21:20.340 Call them Tards. 1.00

00:21:21.120 Tower heads.

00:21:22.160 Have you known Taurists before? 1.00

00:21:23.920 I like Taurists. 1.00

00:21:25.980 Shout out to the Tards. 1.00

00:21:27.260 Leave some hot fire in the chat.

00:21:30.040 All right.

00:21:30.400 So we're watching...

00:21:31.400 Which one for us, Reed?

00:21:33.060 Abortion is good. 1.00

00:21:34.360 Yep.

00:21:34.620 That's the first one.

00:21:35.340 Taur Tards. 1.00

00:21:36.580 There we go.

00:21:37.200 Tower Tards. 1.00

00:21:37.860 I like it.

00:21:38.340 Pop Tards. 0.99

00:21:39.060 Whenever we do our Slur September tournament, I bet you he knows some great slurs. 0.99

00:21:43.940 I bet Jay does.

00:21:45.360 Like unique ones.

00:21:46.360 Like Southern black men slurs. 1.00

00:21:49.160 Like weird, off-the-wall shit. 1.00

00:21:51.180 Porch monkey? 1.00

00:21:52.220 Yeah, that's a good one.

00:21:53.600 Moon Cricket was the one I brought up last week.

00:21:55.820 Full screen, Toad.

00:21:56.640 I got it.

00:21:57.260 I got it.

00:21:57.920 I got it.

00:21:58.880 We ready for this?

00:22:00.160 Let's go.

00:22:00.760 Let's do it.

00:22:01.360 Women's rights? 1.00

00:22:02.180 Oh, nothing.

00:22:03.020 Nothing is more important than that.

00:22:05.540 And I employ tens of thousands of women as the CEO of a progressive Fortune 500 company. 1.00

00:22:12.320 And women need to have the right to choose. 1.00

00:22:14.960 And as many women as possible should choose to spend their 20s, 30s, 40s, maybe to the mid-40s working here. 1.00

00:22:22.160 And we'll get rid of you.

00:22:24.300 And that's called equality. 0.97

00:22:28.020 Equality.

00:22:28.960 You know, you talk about that a little bit.

00:22:30.160 You can get away with murder around here.

00:22:31.940 It's about men's productivity, too.

00:22:33.620 If I had to go to the birth of every child, of every woman I knocked up, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to close the Pfizer deal.

00:22:41.020 And those mandates cost billions.

00:22:43.080 There is no right that when threatened costs me more money.

00:22:48.440 So let's do some math here.

00:22:50.200 $500,000.

00:22:52.540 Go pay some travel fees.

00:22:55.060 What?

00:22:55.240 You don't need more than one night of lodging, do you?

00:22:57.820 Yeah, we're going to say get me back here within two days.

00:23:00.980 We can pretty much do as many of these as you need.

00:23:02.900 Do you need more than one a year?

00:23:04.400 Women's rights are about more than women, too. 1.00

00:23:08.540 Because we understand that men can get pregnant if that man is still not a man that's pregnant. 0.89

00:23:21.860 But they have women's rights also because women's rights apply to all pregnant. 0.88

00:23:26.960 Even if some women's rights apply to pregnant people. 1.00

00:23:35.720 It's like, on the heart, Matt Walsh.

00:23:38.240 The truth is, the ones who are really uptight about this stuff, they're not doing you at Walsh, okay?

00:23:45.140 Those are the ones you want to keep around, those purple-haired ones, you know? 1.00

00:23:47.700 You know, so our new maternal leave policy is going to be three days for people in Mississippi, Alabama, Texas, and Kentucky.

00:23:57.320 For employees in New York, Connecticut, and California, you'll have six hours.

00:24:02.700 Please continue to leave.

00:24:03.760 That's our new policy.

00:24:07.140 We're going to fight for women's rights and equality.

00:24:10.620 And the end.

00:24:14.300 Oh, man.

00:24:15.100 Plus, if I had to play Child Support, that would have been like half my bonus.

00:24:19.480 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:24:21.220 That is the fucking best. 1.00

00:24:22.620 Dude, that was so well executed. 0.99

00:24:25.280 Yeah, dude.

00:24:25.840 That's all Dan Smogs.

00:24:27.240 Dan Smogs on the edit.

00:24:28.220 Play the next one, Toad.

00:24:29.200 And he has his own Wars Gay commercial. 0.62

00:24:32.760 Oh, all the background things.

00:24:33.860 I was trying to read them.

00:24:35.260 Yeah, the CRT one.

00:24:36.640 I saw the war one recently.

00:24:38.520 Oh, yeah.

00:24:38.880 It's so good. 0.94

00:24:39.340 The fact that we're all friends with these people just brings a fucking tear of joy to my eye. 0.98

00:24:43.220 The Trump is Hitler thing and whatever. 0.99

00:24:44.940 Thank God, I'll tell you that.

00:24:46.040 The one in the background was that CRT.

00:24:46.580 Thank God, I'll tell you that.

00:24:47.760 Abortion's now. 1.00

00:24:48.520 Thank God, I'll tell you that.

00:24:50.140 Abortion's now illegal in this country.

00:24:52.260 Hundreds of thousands of people dying without cause.

00:24:54.760 They should be dying for a cause.

00:24:56.060 They should be dying in a great American country like Israel or Ukraine. 1.00

00:25:00.960 Establish a new abortion task force. 0.99

00:25:03.860 All men can't trust women on this one. 1.00

00:25:06.360 People who are skeptical about stopping abortions are, oh, it's so hard.

00:25:11.640 I've got to do it.

00:25:13.360 Did you pay attention during COVID?

00:25:15.380 Because we learned a lot.

00:25:17.800 Lockdowns, mass testing, daily inspections.

00:25:21.580 If it saves one life, that's the bottom line.

00:25:25.040 We've got this, okay?

00:25:26.520 We're great at wars.

00:25:27.880 We've won every war.

00:25:28.780 We won the war in Afghanistan.

00:25:30.260 We won the war on drugs.

00:25:31.540 The war on abortion is going to be easy. 1.00

00:25:33.160 It's in the 80s.

00:25:34.520 Okay?

00:25:34.960 Yes, the Ukrainian flag in both.

00:25:37.300 No, no.

00:25:37.900 I've got a lot going on with my career.

00:25:39.800 I pray for them.

00:25:40.960 Listen, the Bible is very clear.

00:25:42.700 And if Jesus was alive, he would earn an AK-47 and would hold it in a pregnant woman's face for eight months if you needed to. 0.97

00:25:52.480 That woman gave birth. 1.00

00:25:54.360 It is disgusting that money is taken from Americans to hurt innocent people.

00:26:01.060 That money could go to the police.

00:26:03.600 People need abortions. 1.00

00:26:05.900 Why do police officers' wives never need one? 1.00

00:26:09.300 We need to be mass-producing speculums. 1.00

00:26:14.840 So if you've got a vagina, once a week testing, you get pregnant, we'll send in Jesus with a shotgun. 1.00

00:26:20.940 And make sure that baby gets out of you. 1.00

00:26:23.140 Here's some other tools in the toolbox.

00:26:26.000 Red flag laws. 0.70

00:26:26.880 We see you posting on social media saying you're unhappy about your baby.

00:26:32.160 Send the FBI in.

00:26:33.840 Collect every coat hanger from your house.

00:26:35.800 The right behind jackets is human right, but assault coat hangers, metal coat hangers, we need to get these off the streets.

00:26:42.760 Some people say there's not enough police to stop abortion.

00:26:46.900 I say easy.

00:26:48.180 Send in the National Guard.

00:26:50.360 But abortion is murder. 1.00

00:26:51.900 To murder someone, death penalty.

00:26:54.600 I care about life that much. 0.98

00:26:56.880 It's called being a small-dollar conservative.

00:27:01.500 Plus, Kitty, if you ever need one, we can just fly to New York.

00:27:06.780 Oh, my God.

00:27:07.540 I'm serious.

00:27:08.540 Oh, my God.

00:27:09.200 I'm serious.

00:27:10.120 New Hampshire, just to vote for this guy.

00:27:12.440 Dude, he's a legend.

00:27:15.260 He's legit the only guy that makes me reconsider my stance.

00:27:18.460 I used to say that about Dave.

00:27:19.580 I still love Dave.

00:27:20.420 But, yeah, it's really Jeremy that only makes me reconsider my stance.

00:27:25.220 Guys, you got to see he answered official questions in a survey with all the other candidates.

00:27:30.840 Have you seen that yet?

00:27:32.160 No.

00:27:32.340 Like, it's like, what is your number one issue?

00:27:35.100 And so all the other candidates, there's like seven other candidates.

00:27:37.280 There's like six Republicans or five Republicans, Maggie Hassan and him.

00:27:41.260 And they all have like these paragraphs.

00:27:42.840 And his answer is the existence of the federal government.

00:27:48.260 And then there's like, you just got to go see.

00:27:51.120 I'll drop a link. 0.95

00:27:52.040 It's fucking hilarious. 0.90

00:27:53.240 Reed, was the extent of your writing on that in the second video with the Israel star David with the heart on it? 0.97

00:28:00.580 Yeah, that was you, right?

00:28:01.900 I mean, I also had a little input on the first one, but I was getting props for the second one.

00:28:07.100 Most of the time they were shooting the first one.

00:28:09.260 And dude, I went to an army surplus store and asked them, do you guys have any Israeli flags here?

00:28:16.580 And they said, no, we switched them all out for Ukrainian flags.

00:28:22.100 Oh, my God. 0.97

00:28:24.140 If you're fucking joking, right? 0.98

00:28:27.300 It would have been great if they said like, oh, it was about like, I don't know, like November of last year, we switched over to Ukraine. 0.97

00:28:33.760 It would have been amazing if he was like, if you hold on like two or three days,

00:28:38.060 we'll have the Taipan flags in here.

00:28:40.980 We got you.

00:28:41.680 Whatever you need, we got you.

00:28:43.220 Sorry.

00:28:43.840 Yeah, Taiwan.

00:28:44.660 Not Taiwan. 0.94

00:28:45.860 It's Taipei, too, by the way, is the capital. 0.99

00:28:48.040 You really couldn't give a shit, could you? 0.99

00:28:54.660 No. 0.99

00:28:55.680 So, Clint, you'll love this answer.

00:28:57.960 It was, what, if any, COVID relief money or programs do you think the federal government should be allocating or putting into effect at this point?

00:29:06.400 So, every candidate wrote like this serious response.

00:29:09.860 And this is a serious response.

00:29:11.740 But Jeremy Coffin said, remaining COVID relief funds should be used to investigate and try Anthony Fauci, Deborah Birx, and many other governors and public health officials for crimes against humanity and severe breaches of human rights.

00:29:26.180 Any funds not necessary for this purpose should be returned to taxpayers.

00:29:29.760 He is, I just think he's the greatest human being on the planet.

00:29:35.280 He's just, he's so fucking awesome.

00:29:36.980 Well, besides Nick Fuentes, I mean, that's the only other one.

00:29:40.300 That's true.

00:29:41.020 Excellent segue, Paul. 0.83

00:29:44.680 Jay is the only black man a part of the KKK right now.

00:29:51.200 What was it like meeting Nick Fuentes?

00:29:53.100 That must have been awesome.

00:29:53.760 Dude, it feels good.

00:29:56.160 It's like meeting Hitler himself. 0.91

00:30:00.940 You're like, I love that that feels good.

00:30:03.420 The J in Patriot J is basically for Jesse Owens is what I am.

00:30:07.020 And I went and took Hitler's hand. 0.91

00:30:09.700 Nah, it's Patriot Jew. 0.99

00:30:12.760 You know, this may sound fucked up, but it's kind of true. 1.00

00:30:16.120 The more you dig into, like, revisionist history of, like, you're more like, all right, well, like, yeah, I have some disagreements, but I'm a little more simple. 0.97

00:30:25.680 Don't say it, Jose.

00:30:31.160 Oh, man.

00:30:31.800 Just because he said Patriot Jew, like, it makes me want to get to kangaroo slang, man. 0.99

00:30:37.580 Obviously, killing people is awful. 0.97

00:30:39.080 Let me be clear.

00:30:40.860 But he has severe political pressures of the time.

00:30:43.220 I didn't like their means, but I definitely like their ends, okay?

00:30:49.600 Jay's got to run it in 30, so go ahead and run the kangaroo slang if you want to.

00:30:53.740 Should we?

00:30:54.240 I thought we were going to talk about Fuentes.

00:30:55.780 No, real quick.

00:30:56.460 Yeah, touch on Fuentes.

00:30:57.400 Because when you're going to Jay, it was awesome to see that picture.

00:31:02.060 Well, one, that picture of y'all together was one of the greatest pictures I've ever seen. 0.99

00:31:07.200 I fucked up when Brad commented on it and said, this is disgusting. 0.98

00:31:13.220 Like, I can't believe you're hanging out with this person. 0.99

00:31:15.140 And I should have been like, I didn't realize you felt that way about Patriot J, but I wasn't

00:31:19.220 fat.

00:31:20.780 I heard Paul say that last episode because of the one I wasn't on.

00:31:24.220 And I, like, I rewatched it.

00:31:25.340 That one was probably the one that killed me the most in the episode.

00:31:29.860 The backlash to that picture was so funny because, like, that wasn't the first time I've met him.

00:31:35.400 And so I got another picture with him before and I posted that and I was like, look, I'm

00:31:39.500 not racist.

00:31:40.040 I have white friends.

00:31:46.120 Nobody was outraged against that.

00:31:48.300 I think it was because there was another white man in the photo who does.

00:31:52.300 How did you meet them?

00:31:54.180 They're so welcoming to you because the racist community is accepting of racists no matter

00:31:58.100 what color they are, basically.

00:31:59.360 That's right.

00:31:59.660 I feel like conservative white dudes and, like, base black dudes really have a united 0.94

00:32:07.180 front against gays and Jews.

00:32:08.620 It's kind of beautiful. 0.90

00:32:13.220 They share a common enemy of my enemy is my friend is basically how white liberals, high 0.67

00:32:18.840 key white liberals.

00:32:20.200 Like, we really can't stand them either. 0.98

00:32:22.700 Oh, dude. 0.99

00:32:23.140 Malcolm X is so goddamn based on them. 1.00

00:32:25.100 I remember I love watching some of his shit, talking shit about the liberals. 1.00

00:32:28.480 So, holy fuck. 1.00

00:32:29.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:30.560 Oh, hell yeah. 1.00

00:32:33.240 Like, I'm not even black, but, like, it's my dick hard and I'm like, yeah, fuck them. 1.00

00:32:36.640 You know, if I had started my podcast, like, 50 years ago, I probably would have got Malcolm 1.00

00:32:41.120 X on my show and it would have been the fucking greatest thing ever. 0.94

00:32:44.080 Dude, Malcolm was, like, mega based. 0.87

00:32:46.280 I've always wanted to go on a deep dive on him just because it's, like, everything I 0.99

00:32:49.220 ever watch from him, I'm like, dude, this guy's fucking dope. 0.99

00:32:51.840 Dude, it sucks, especially for me, it's growing up. 0.99

00:32:54.840 He was seen as, like, it was, like, the Antichrist and then it was, like, Malcolm X. 0.96

00:32:59.860 Yeah.

00:33:00.560 Like, bro, because literally, like, they were like, no, like, he is terrible.

00:33:04.520 He was, like, it was, like, Martin Luther King Jr.

00:33:06.540 He was always great.

00:33:08.200 Well, except until my, like, it was so funny because my. . .

00:33:12.040 I like how you're all, Martin Luther King Jr. was always great.

00:33:17.100 No, it made me laugh because the first time I heard something bad about him was my wife's 0.98

00:33:22.580 grandfather was just, like, he was basically that damn communist Martin Luther King. 0.99

00:33:28.360 That's not all he said and you know it. 0.98

00:33:29.960 It's funny the idea you get from public school of those two, but the way I see it after actually

00:33:37.920 doing a little bit of diving, like, I see MLK as, like, his message was, like, begged 1.00

00:33:42.040 for Whitey's fucking approval, whereas Malcolm was, like, fuck them. 1.00

00:33:46.000 Who gives a shit? 1.00

00:33:46.820 Let's do it better. 1.00

00:33:47.940 Like, fucking get together. 0.99

00:33:49.600 That basically is. 1.00

00:33:49.960 Fucking organize. 1.00

00:33:50.640 Fucking be independent. 1.00

00:33:51.960 If they fuck with you, fuck with them, but don't fucking start shit. 1.00

00:33:55.420 That was his whole message. 1.00

00:33:57.020 Like, it's like. . .

00:33:57.600 Martin Luther King was, like. . .

00:33:58.940 Martin Luther King was a minarchist and Malcolm X was an anarchist.

00:34:02.620 That's, like, that's the vibe I get. 1.00

00:34:03.920 Martin Luther King just wanted to fuck white women. 1.00

00:34:06.240 That's it. 1.00

00:34:06.640 Which, I mean, who doesn't, honestly?

00:34:11.360 Which, by the way, have you ever looked into Martin Luther King's assassination?

00:34:16.980 Yeah.

00:34:17.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:17.860 That shit is insane. 1.00

00:34:20.140 The FBI. . . 1.00

00:34:21.420 It was the FBI, wasn't it?

00:34:23.000 It was the FBI.

00:34:23.840 Yeah.

00:34:24.120 Straight up murdered him.

00:34:25.680 Same with Malcolm X.

00:34:27.860 Malcolm X was assassinated, too.

00:34:29.780 That's true.

00:34:30.660 It's pretty crazy. 0.99

00:34:31.600 I feel like we haven't had, like, a cool black guy leader since then, which kind of sucks. 0.99

00:34:36.040 Obama. 0.98

00:34:36.280 Like, we had Obama, but he's, like. . .

00:34:38.060 You know?

00:34:39.300 Like. . .

00:34:39.900 Obama doesn't even count.

00:34:41.100 Obama's half white.

00:34:42.460 What about Kanye, dude? 0.98

00:34:43.500 As much white as he is black. 1.00

00:34:45.260 Almost like Kanye. 0.95

00:34:46.120 Come on.

00:34:46.900 I mean. . .

00:34:47.620 Kanye, yeah.

00:34:48.800 Kanye just talks a lot.

00:34:50.240 He doesn't. . .

00:34:50.600 He doesn't necessarily, like, do a lot of stuff. 1.00

00:34:53.720 He's a motherfucking billionaire, dog. 0.99

00:34:55.400 What about George Floyd? 1.00

00:34:56.140 I know, but, like. . .

00:34:57.200 George Floyd.

00:34:59.240 How could I forget my thing?

00:35:00.940 He's, like, an eccentric weirdo that's, like, a genius also.

00:35:04.420 Whereas, like. . . .

00:35:04.940 Somebody like Malcolm was, like, smooth, debonair, genius, cutting.

00:35:09.520 Like, he just had it, like. . .

00:35:10.720 I don't know. 1.00

00:35:11.280 He was the shit. 1.00

00:35:11.840 I want to fuck him, too, Jose. 1.00

00:35:12.940 He was able to, like, galvanize people. 1.00

00:35:14.920 Yeah.

00:35:15.600 Kanye doesn't. . .

00:35:16.720 Like, Kanye can hold an event and play music, but if Kanye showed up and was, like. . .

00:35:21.640 Hey, I'm going to talk about this.

00:35:23.700 Kanye speaks autism.

00:35:25.000 Whereas, like, Malcolm X was, like, that artist that's so autistic. 0.93

00:35:28.140 I mean, man will become socially acceptable.

00:35:29.420 I just thought of something that. . .

00:35:30.200 Not socially acceptable, but operate in social life.

00:35:32.800 I just thought of something that's so fucking hilarious.

00:35:34.880 I bet you anything, if you were able to, like. . . 0.73

00:35:37.500 Tally, how many statues of black men have been built over the past two years?

00:35:41.420 I bet you George Floyd is number one.

00:35:43.420 Oh, yeah.

00:35:44.040 Yeah.

00:35:45.000 Probably. 1.00

00:35:45.920 That's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:35:49.820 Who's worse than an icon? 1.00

00:35:51.720 Zelensky or George Floyd?

00:35:53.340 Like, who is more like. . .

00:35:54.300 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:35:55.460 Oh, I think Zelensky.

00:35:57.040 Zelensky.

00:35:57.740 Or, yeah. 0.99

00:35:59.220 Sucks worse than George Floyd. 0.90

00:36:00.680 Yeah, where it's like. . . 0.99

00:36:00.980 People bought into the Floyd shit. 1.00

00:36:02.780 Whereas, like. . . 1.00

00:36:03.320 I feel like only the most blue pill people buy into the Zelensky shit. 0.98

00:36:06.720 Dude, so I was with my friend today. 0.99

00:36:08.480 And we stopped at a diner in Vermont.

00:36:11.220 And there was a gay pride flag hanging on the outside.

00:36:15.380 I was like, okay, whatever.

00:36:16.160 And then we walk up.

00:36:16.980 And there's Black Lives Matter on the window.

00:36:19.060 And I'm still like. . .

00:36:19.600 Oh, damn it. 0.99

00:36:20.240 Okay, whatever. 0.99

00:36:21.400 So then we get to the door.

00:36:23.040 And on the door, there's a picture of Zelensky.

00:36:25.840 In blue and yellow that says, like, hope on the bottom.

00:36:29.320 Oh, my God.

00:36:30.420 Oh, my God.

00:36:31.360 And we blew the door.

00:36:32.320 And there's a cardboard cutout of Obama right as you walk in.

00:36:35.780 And I was like, okay, I can't do it.

00:36:37.540 I'm not doing it.

00:36:38.140 No, not going to patronize this way.

00:36:39.880 I thought you were going to say it was, like, Zelensky with his arm around George Floyd.

00:36:43.760 And then just, like, piling up. 0.97

00:36:45.140 That would be so fucking funny. 0.94

00:36:46.900 Someone brought up Clarence Thomas in the chat. 0.98

00:36:49.260 Oh, dude.

00:36:50.200 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:36:50.700 He's cool as fuck. 0.99

00:36:51.580 He's definitely big. 0.99

00:36:53.580 Like, I know he's just. . .

00:36:54.440 But Black people don't like him. 0.99

00:36:55.880 That's true. 0.99

00:36:57.020 Say what? 0.99

00:36:58.480 Black people don't like him, unfortunately. 1.00

00:37:00.660 That makes cool as fuck. 1.00

00:37:02.340 Black people like Obama, by and large. 1.00

00:37:04.540 But would Clarence Thomas be more or less based if he actually raped Anita Hill? 0.99

00:37:11.420 Definitely more based. 0.86

00:37:12.540 Probably.

00:37:12.980 Yeah, the way he just sat up there, Stone Cold lied about it.

00:37:17.280 Oh, that is true.

00:37:18.560 Yeah, way more based.

00:37:19.620 Because he just straight up. . .

00:37:20.880 Like, in your conservative life?

00:37:25.520 Raped a bit. 1.00

00:37:26.320 Stone Cold fucking nope. 1.00

00:37:27.960 Yeah, he just clowned her. 1.00

00:37:29.180 He clowned her ass. 1.00

00:37:30.420 He was just like, no, she's a fucking liar. 1.00

00:37:32.340 I'm not going to let you tarnish my good name. 1.00

00:37:33.780 And then after the hearings, he finds her and rapes her again. 1.00

00:37:36.760 Holy shit. 1.00

00:37:38.680 Super based. 1.00

00:37:39.800 Like, still really never believe you now, bitch. 1.00

00:37:43.340 What are you going to tell them? 1.00

00:37:44.220 I'm a Supreme Court trustee. 1.00

00:37:45.460 Who are you going to appeal to, bitch? 1.00

00:37:51.220 Oh, no. 1.00

00:37:52.940 Nobody's going to believe it again. 1.00

00:37:54.460 Yeah, I put a fucking, my pubic hair on your motherfucking coke. 1.00

00:37:59.180 Can I do it again, bitch? 1.00

00:38:00.800 Double Jeopardy, whore. 1.00

00:38:05.920 Oh, God. 1.00

00:38:06.620 I like Clarence Thomas as a rapist. 1.00

00:38:08.560 This is a really fun one. 0.99

00:38:10.460 Someone said we're talking about Clarence and not Cosby.

00:38:13.280 But it makes it really funny to think that Clarence and Cosby just piling it up together.

00:38:17.540 Just going up to clubs.

00:38:18.880 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:38:19.580 Raping women. 1.00

00:38:20.760 Dude, it's been a rough five years for black icons. 1.00

00:38:22.780 You got fucking Cosby. 1.00

00:38:24.320 You got R. Kelly. 1.00

00:38:25.980 I mean, there's more.

00:38:26.860 There's more, for sure.

00:38:27.840 Dude, I want a comment to get into it, though, now. 0.99

00:38:29.840 Fucking Clarence Thomas. 0.99

00:38:31.160 George Floyd, yeah. 1.00

00:38:31.640 Like, being super hood, black dude, raping bitches, and going back to his white wife 1.00

00:38:35.640 and, like, wearing, like, fucking overalls and shit. 1.00

00:38:37.940 Fucking on the farm or wherever the fuck he was. 1.00

00:38:41.640 Is it weird that, like, I don't know, because it did seem like the black icons back in, like, 1.00

00:38:47.800 the 15s and 60s were political, like Martin Luther King and then Malcolm X.

00:38:52.180 And they changed into, like, a cultural type of thing.

00:38:55.280 No, it was both, too.

00:38:56.560 Well, I feel like that's because niggas had no rights, you know? 1.00

00:39:00.500 So it kind of had to start there.

00:39:03.700 Let's get our rights first, and then we'll start being cool with everybody else. 0.98

00:39:07.080 And then we can start making music and shit, yeah. 0.90

00:39:09.580 But no, I do think we need to return. 0.99

00:39:12.500 And we need, like, some sort of new black pot leader.

00:39:15.140 Hey, that's what Lincoln wanted. 1.00

00:39:20.980 Holy shit. 1.00

00:39:22.820 No, no, no. 1.00

00:39:23.260 Hey, seriously, though.

00:39:23.900 Who is the, like, first people to come to mind would be, like, LeBron James.

00:39:29.560 We have, like, Farrakhan, I guess.

00:39:30.840 Farrakhan? 1.00

00:39:31.300 Damn, dude. 1.00

00:39:32.020 That's fucking hard work. 1.00

00:39:32.800 Dude, Farrakhan's, like, mega base. 0.99

00:39:34.840 But when I say base, I mean that in, like, I'm not saying I agree with him, but he's

00:39:38.420 definitely a base.

00:39:39.340 Like, you could respect him.

00:39:44.080 I feel like we would have a lot to agree upon.

00:39:46.360 Like, we would be talking, and he'd be like, no, have you heard about them doing this? 1.00

00:39:49.660 And we're like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:39:51.820 I'm saying not for the base to black community. 1.00

00:39:54.060 I'm just saying, like, the broader black community.

00:39:56.100 Who is the icon?

00:39:57.980 I would say LeBron, probably, but I could be wrong.

00:40:01.480 Really?

00:40:02.920 No.

00:40:04.060 Obama still, I guess.

00:40:05.360 Dude, on the bottom.

00:40:06.900 Nobody came after him.

00:40:08.420 And he's in every black home, bro.

00:40:10.420 Every black home has a portrait of Obama.

00:40:12.340 For real?

00:40:13.080 Jesus.

00:40:14.000 Wow.

00:40:14.280 What about Ben Carson?

00:40:15.440 Could he pull it off?

00:40:16.260 He seems like an electric, like, hating type of guy.

00:40:19.420 Real quick on LeBron, though.

00:40:21.220 Y'all have had to get all the photos of him, like, where he'll be reading a book, but you

00:40:25.940 could tell he clearly doesn't read that book.

00:40:29.720 It's always a different book, but it's always the first page.

00:40:34.700 Like, who are you fooling, LeBron? 0.99

00:40:36.360 Like, I feel like in the real world, he's, like, a fucking Mayweather and can't read. 0.99

00:40:41.500 Oh, Mayweather might be one of the, like, richest black people in the world. 0.99

00:40:46.280 Jesus.

00:40:47.240 I guess not really.

00:40:48.740 He's also got, like, 20 baby mama.

00:40:50.460 He ain't doing right.

00:40:51.980 Yeah.

00:40:53.240 Who's the most famous, non-based, black, famous person that is not a politician?

00:40:58.640 Jay-Z?

00:41:02.900 LeBron?

00:41:03.320 Oprah?

00:41:04.200 Oprah?

00:41:04.680 All right.

00:41:05.100 I didn't think about that.

00:41:06.360 She's borderline. 0.99

00:41:07.980 Does Michelle Obama count as a politician? 0.99

00:41:10.520 If you're first lady, is that a politician? 1.00

00:41:12.840 Yeah, dude.

00:41:14.560 She wouldn't be known otherwise.

00:41:15.940 Oh, why are we missing Kamala Harris?

00:41:17.780 She's the vice president right now.

00:41:19.060 Because she's not black. 1.00

00:41:20.100 She's not black. 0.97

00:41:23.040 Which, I don't know if that helps or hurts her that we totally forgot about the vice president. 1.00

00:41:26.520 The most unlikable bitch that checks off all the rights. 1.00

00:41:29.180 We're supposed to have a black president right now. 1.00

00:41:31.240 Or, I mean, a black vice president.

00:41:32.500 I just completely forgot about that.

00:41:34.200 Well, probably.

00:41:34.740 I mean, at some point, we probably should have.

00:41:36.720 I mean, it's got a bad thing.

00:41:38.880 Top Lobster looks more black than Kamala Harris.

00:41:42.100 He is, too.

00:41:43.260 And Obama.

00:41:44.600 He takes care of his kids.

00:41:45.820 Is Kamala, like, universally reviled amongst the black community, too?

00:41:53.100 Or is it just, like, only the base black community?

00:41:57.480 Speak on behalf of the black community.

00:41:58.580 I don't know.

00:41:59.460 I was just thinking.

00:42:00.760 Thank you.

00:42:01.440 Hold on.

00:42:01.880 Let me consult.

00:42:03.360 All right. 0.92

00:42:03.820 I just talked to the blacks. 0.69

00:42:05.780 You talk to more of them than I do. 1.00

00:42:07.280 I don't have a fucking clue. 0.98

00:42:09.600 A lot of them, like, when she was running as vice president, 0.99

00:42:15.040 it seemed like a kind of thing that people were like, oh, cool.

00:42:18.400 We get her.

00:42:19.160 But since she's been vice president talking to a bunch of people,

00:42:22.480 I can't say that, like, she's well-liked.

00:42:25.560 Well, it's also the thing that she lost in the primary.

00:42:29.460 She got absolutely destroyed.

00:42:31.180 And then, like, no one liked her.

00:42:32.700 And then she comes back as vice president.

00:42:33.680 Right.

00:42:34.540 And it was like, oh, everybody likes me again.

00:42:36.540 She's a cop, too.

00:42:37.820 And even though, like, I don't know what it is.

00:42:39.680 I don't know if, like, in a former life I was black. 0.99

00:42:42.460 But there's nothing I hate more than a black cop. 1.00

00:42:44.580 I don't know why. 0.99

00:42:46.140 It's, like, the most disrespectful thing. 0.99

00:42:47.860 Traitors.

00:42:48.600 Like, yeah. 1.00

00:42:49.260 Like, what the fuck, dude? 0.99

00:42:50.380 Like, no one. 1.00

00:42:51.000 Like, you're a cop and you're – what is going on here?

00:42:53.440 Like, I don't – 1.00

00:42:53.960 You're a pig and a two. 1.00

00:42:55.620 But then you're also, like, cop and black people against each other. 1.00

00:42:59.040 Like –

00:42:59.580 It's like multiple levels here.

00:43:05.000 Like, it's like what is going on here? 1.00

00:43:05.580 Like a species bitch. 1.00

00:43:07.820 Holy shit. 1.00

00:43:09.480 Jose likes the show because he can say all his real thoughts and be like, I was just joking. 0.99

00:43:14.240 I was just joking.

00:43:15.060 That's the whole reason I do this show. 0.99

00:43:16.720 I do hate black cops, though. 1.00

00:43:18.460 Every bit of this is – 0.99

00:43:19.900 These are not a real thought.

00:43:21.340 Like, I know, like, whole race – I kind of scoff at the race idea with, like, policing.

00:43:24.920 But there is still something that, like – how were you force-fed this your whole life? 0.99

00:43:28.280 And you're like, you don't want to be a fucking cop. 1.00

00:43:29.820 Like, you're kind of a piece of shit. 1.00

00:43:31.700 Oh, no, no. 1.00

00:43:32.680 I can understand that.

00:43:33.380 I can understand that, though.

00:43:34.460 Because literally, like, I can understand being like, no, I'm going to go in and make it better.

00:43:38.860 I legit think that's probably the thought process of, like, if –

00:43:41.780 Oh, that's like –

00:43:42.340 So black people are the Clint – 0.99

00:43:43.580 They're the Clint of the police world where they think they could fix her? 0.98

00:43:47.480 No, it's –

00:43:48.320 It's because all the cops are beating her. 1.00

00:43:51.300 And if you can't beat them, you've got to join them.

00:43:52.660 Y'all need to stop picking an Ashton.

00:43:54.280 I do not want that energy.

00:43:57.340 You think you don't want the energy?

00:43:58.880 Imagine my life. 1.00

00:43:59.680 I won't get a blowjob tonight. 0.99

00:44:02.960 You know how hard that is on me? 0.99

00:44:05.520 Do we want to get to Kangar slang here, by the way?

00:44:07.820 Yeah, I guess we do.

00:44:09.080 He's talking about the black icons.

00:44:11.560 Let's get to Kangar slang. 0.98

00:44:12.780 The black icons are the black – 0.99

00:44:14.720 Oh, one second. 0.95

00:44:15.320 I remember my point. 1.00

00:44:15.960 Kamala Harris is a fucking black cop, and I feel like that's why people don't like her. 1.00

00:44:19.560 That's what she is, basically, so. 1.00

00:44:21.660 That's the only reason you think people don't like her? 0.99

00:44:23.400 No, there's a bunch of other ones, but that's a good – 1.00

00:44:25.120 And she's a whore, but – 1.00

00:44:26.620 I mean, that's what I like about her. 1.00

00:44:28.820 She literally sucked her way to the top. 1.00

00:44:30.820 I mean, that's not even – 1.00

00:44:32.100 It's literally the most honorable thing about her is that she sucked her way to the top. 1.00

00:44:35.180 That's true. 0.98

00:44:35.940 It is funny telling people that, though.

00:44:37.640 Like, I think I said this before, that I told a friend of mine, because he's from California, 1.00

00:44:42.520 and I was like, oh, yeah, did you know that she got her start from literally just sucking the DA's dick and got a job? 1.00

00:44:49.420 I mean, to be fair, that's probably the only values he's produced in her life. 0.99

00:44:52.500 And I was like, that 100%, the guy has admitted to it that he basically –

00:44:56.700 Right.

00:44:56.960 They were together, and then that's how she got a job. 0.92

00:45:00.040 Slick Willie Brown, man.

00:45:01.540 Yeah, slick Willie Brown.

00:45:03.140 Did you guys announce it here yet? 1.00

00:45:04.880 But Reed's actually going to be on Tim Pool because he sucked his dick. 1.00

00:45:08.760 Crazy. 1.00

00:45:09.280 That's what I thought, yeah.

00:45:10.520 That's all I got to do still to get on there, I think, at this point.

00:45:13.380 Once you get at least three shout-outs.

00:45:15.120 Yeah, that's true.

00:45:18.700 You did have more shout-outs than Clint ever got, and Clint got on there.

00:45:22.100 Dude, Clint, like, had some comment on Twitter and got on there.

00:45:25.300 I've been shouted out on the show, like, three times, and I can't get on there.

00:45:29.200 I literally started that.

00:45:31.300 I just replied to one of his tweets because he was talking about BlackRock,

00:45:34.720 and I was like, yo, if you need someone to come on and explain it, I'll do it. 0.98

00:45:37.340 He's like, well, then Clint said fuck on his show, and now he's never allowed back. 0.99

00:45:41.380 I said it a dozen times. 0.99

00:45:43.460 I said it a dozen times, and no one even, like, side-eyed me a single time.

00:45:49.060 At least you did not FedPost and get them to stop the street.

00:45:51.860 I don't know.

00:45:52.360 That might have been even better.

00:45:53.600 That would be really cool if you were the guy.

00:45:54.680 If I'm going to be permabanned, it would have been better had I gone that route, 0.87

00:45:57.640 but, like, now I'm kind of in this gray zone.

00:46:00.480 Honestly, I think they'll run back eventually.

00:46:02.260 I'm in the area right now.

00:46:03.540 I don't really do, like, speaking engagements like you guys do,

00:46:06.040 but I wouldn't even want to be on his show. 0.99

00:46:07.480 I just think he's gay, like, super gay. 0.97

00:46:10.320 I don't even know why I listen to the street every day. 0.94

00:46:12.240 He'd be like, hey, you want to come on the show?

00:46:13.900 Nah.

00:46:14.500 Someone with a top. 1.00

00:46:15.760 Nah, you're a faggot. 1.00

00:46:18.060 Top is watching every day. 1.00

00:46:19.600 Top watches every stream. 1.00

00:46:20.940 He's like, this fucking faggot. 1.00

00:46:22.780 Fuck you. 1.00

00:46:23.860 Dude, someone said that to me on their channel. 1.00

00:46:25.220 He just literally watches those entire two hours.

00:46:27.840 He shuts it off. 1.00

00:46:28.720 He's like, fuck that faggot. 1.00

00:46:29.980 He's like, don't put that to me on my Telegram channel. 1.00

00:46:31.820 They're like, you should just say no,

00:46:33.820 and then ask him if he wants to come on the Four Horsemen.

00:46:36.660 I'd be like, yeah, it would be pretty based,

00:46:38.400 but I think I would not do that.

00:46:40.560 All right, so let's do Kang or Slay.

00:46:41.640 Are we ready for these?

00:46:42.620 Yeah, I think I got like nine or ten of these.

00:46:44.880 So these are all, you have to decide whether or not these words

00:46:50.140 that I'm about to say to you are something that were yelled

00:46:53.840 by the Black Hebrew Israelites or if they're rap lyrics.

00:46:58.480 Kang or Slaying. 0.99

00:47:00.040 Okay, I get it now.

00:47:01.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:03.320 We've only played this game once before.

00:47:04.660 We was Kangs, boys.

00:47:06.660 We was Kangs.

00:47:08.640 All right, so yeah, we're going to have a lot of racism,

00:47:13.580 misogyny, and homophobia in here.

00:47:15.780 So let's go.

00:47:16.420 Number one.

00:47:17.040 Three pillars of rap.

00:47:19.380 All right, number one.

00:47:21.800 When has America ever been great? 1.00

00:47:24.060 It only been great for you damn Peckerwoods. 1.00

00:47:27.820 Oh, that's not enough, man. 0.99

00:47:29.440 That's Kang.

00:47:30.040 That's super lame.

00:47:31.240 I was expecting something way harder in the paint.

00:47:33.380 Yeah, that's Kang.

00:47:35.160 That doesn't even rhyme.

00:47:36.640 Yeah, but nowadays it doesn't have to, right?

00:47:39.840 No.

00:47:40.120 Or am I just taking such a small amount of lyrics that I'm avoiding the rhyme?

00:47:46.180 Slang means rap, right?

00:47:48.240 Yes.

00:47:48.780 Okay, I'm going to say, yeah, all right, let's run through it.

00:47:51.360 I'm kind of with top here.

00:47:53.020 I think this is kind of because, oh, I don't know.

00:47:56.540 I don't know if any rapper would ever say Peckerwood.

00:47:58.760 It doesn't say right to me.

00:47:59.780 Right.

00:48:00.980 Peckerwood is the reason this is in here, man.

00:48:03.220 Peckerwood's got to get in there.

00:48:04.340 This is 1960s white slip.

00:48:06.020 There's a rap lyric with the word Peckerwood in it.

00:48:08.380 Afro Man's got a song.

00:48:09.300 He says them Peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexicans straight on one. 1.00

00:48:14.860 And Jay is from his hometown, so he would know.

00:48:17.580 So what are you guys going with on this one?

00:48:19.840 I'm going Kang.

00:48:21.220 Yeah, I'm going Kang. 0.99

00:48:22.060 I feel like this is some fucking dude. 0.99

00:48:22.760 Clear Kang. 0.99

00:48:23.340 In fact, I will say that it's Malcolm X.

00:48:26.360 I'm going slang.

00:48:28.880 Wait, he's talking about America.

00:48:30.360 Great.

00:48:30.620 This is clearly post-Trump.

00:48:32.140 Whatever.

00:48:32.660 Kang. 0.94

00:48:33.040 Kang. 0.94

00:48:33.820 It is post-Trump.

00:48:35.280 It is Kang.

00:48:36.180 This is Black Hebrew Israelites at the Lincoln Memorial during the outcome. 1.00

00:48:41.820 Fuck yeah. 0.99

00:48:42.880 Who are they calling a Peckerwood? 1.00

00:48:44.260 Are they just calling it to random passerby?

00:48:46.080 Just any white people.

00:48:47.480 I guess I mean, white kid with a MAGA hat.

00:48:50.160 That's called community outreach. 1.00

00:48:51.640 Next up, on the back of your dollar bill, it says, in God we trust, but you get faggots 1.00

00:48:58.160 rights. 0.99

00:49:00.580 That's got to be slang on that one. 0.99

00:49:02.940 I think that's some super-based old-school shit. 0.99

00:49:06.980 I don't even get it. 0.99

00:49:09.380 No, that's got to be slang.

00:49:10.860 I think that's a rap. 0.99

00:49:11.800 I think that's someone that has a pretty-based fucking rap there. 0.99

00:49:15.220 Yep, slang. 0.99

00:49:16.200 I don't even know what it means.

00:49:17.280 It's like if Nick Funtz made a rap song.

00:49:19.200 I think the point is that you Americans are saying that you're Christian, yet you are 0.75

00:49:28.560 fine with homos, I guess is the point. 1.00

00:49:31.140 Oh, so you just gave it away. 0.91

00:49:32.280 All right.

00:49:32.580 That's slang.

00:49:34.400 Yeah.

00:49:34.660 Well, it could go both ways.

00:49:36.000 I don't know about it.

00:49:37.540 That's Kang, right?

00:49:38.820 Yeah.

00:49:39.160 It sounds like Sharia almost. 1.00

00:49:41.300 I can honestly see old-school Eminem throwing that shit in there. 0.99

00:49:49.080 It's actually Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, actually. 0.98

00:49:52.000 So what are you guys going with?

00:49:53.940 You guys are going to split on this one? 0.99

00:49:55.400 Speaking of faggots, right, did we talk about Brad Palumbo? 1.00

00:49:58.580 Yeah, we did. 1.00

00:49:59.340 Yeah, we did.

00:50:00.400 I'm going slang on that.

00:50:02.120 That's a rap. 1.00

00:50:02.460 I think he might suck dick. 1.00

00:50:08.080 We have kind of a mix on this one. 1.00

00:50:11.080 This one is also Kang.

00:50:14.520 It is also from the Lincoln Memorial, incidentally.

00:50:18.220 That is all quotes from the Lincoln Memorial.

00:50:21.520 I think they are.

00:50:22.780 It goes down to the Lincoln Memorial.

00:50:24.580 Yeah, and in the last one, I used all quotes from that, too.

00:50:27.860 I really hope they also showed a $5 bill just to really push it in there with the Lincoln

00:50:33.480 Memorials on there.

00:50:34.480 There's so much left there. 0.99

00:50:37.880 Next up, we have, so don't follow me up and down your market or your little chop suey ass 1.00

00:50:43.680 will be a target. 0.99

00:50:45.560 Oh, well, that's easy.

00:50:46.700 That rhymes.

00:50:47.900 That rhymes.

00:50:48.560 Yeah, that's a...

00:50:49.920 I don't know, but black people do talk in rhymes whenever that is. 1.00

00:50:54.020 Just like a mystical creature that talks in riddles. 0.84

00:50:56.940 Black Hebrew Israelites preach, man.

00:50:59.640 You think they don't rhyme?

00:51:02.900 That's exactly what I was thinking.

00:51:04.500 That's so funny.

00:51:05.280 It would be funny if all the black Skyrim characters just talked in rhymes. 1.00

00:51:09.140 Like, really rapsed.

00:51:11.260 Fine, this isn't that easy.

00:51:12.920 This is from Ice Cube's Black Korea.

00:51:17.260 Oh, okay.

00:51:19.080 Where the hell did you find this?

00:51:20.280 What did you search to find?

00:51:21.420 Because I know you don't know that song, Coach.

00:51:22.840 So that is slang.

00:51:24.740 Who says I don't know that?

00:51:26.180 Did you just Google, like, most unprofessional rap lyrics?

00:51:31.760 Right, homophobic rap lyrics?

00:51:33.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:34.180 I'm sure there's, like, some listicle online of people canceling them.

00:51:37.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:38.480 I love it how we could just send Toad on some weird errand and you know he just, like, dives 0.99

00:51:43.760 deep into the fucking name. 0.99

00:51:45.520 Dude, last week he spent hours just looking at fucking tranny photos like that. 1.00

00:51:50.100 Dude, can you make my next errand? 0.99

00:51:52.560 For research. 1.00

00:51:53.780 Can you just make my next errand just be pussy? 1.00

00:51:57.160 I really want to think, like, his FBI agent's like, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:52:02.400 It's every week. 0.99

00:52:03.300 It's just...

00:52:03.600 I'm going to be totally honest with you guys.

00:52:05.260 We should stop running on YouTube entirely. 0.99

00:52:07.940 We should go exclusively Odyssey and we should have, like, death videos and fucking pornos 1.00

00:52:13.620 and all sorts of fucked up shit. 1.00

00:52:15.760 That way would they finally pull up and go, the fuck, Jeremy? 1.00

00:52:19.900 Yeah, PJ, have you met Blair White in person? 1.00

00:52:24.180 No.

00:52:25.000 Heavens no.

00:52:30.860 I don't know why that was such a funny reply.

00:52:34.300 Heavens no.

00:52:37.620 That's the best response you could have made.

00:52:40.660 That's absolutely the clip for the promo.

00:52:45.800 And doesn't even laugh at all.

00:52:47.500 Just says...

00:52:48.500 I'm serious.

00:52:50.400 He's like, I don't even know why that was funny.

00:52:53.560 Right. 0.99

00:52:54.140 Who the fuck do you think I am? 1.00

00:52:55.740 Why would I meet this franny? 1.00

00:52:57.020 What the fuck? 1.00

00:52:57.680 I don't... 1.00

00:52:58.220 Oh, my God.

00:53:00.740 I love how...

00:53:01.420 Let's get another one, Code. 1.00

00:53:03.360 Transphobic black people are. 1.00

00:53:04.300 It's amazing. 1.00

00:53:07.100 It's weird, bro.

00:53:08.260 I don't understand it.

00:53:10.660 It's genetic.

00:53:11.820 It's just not natural.

00:53:15.940 Oh, God.

00:53:17.740 Yo, we should have ran the bit from last week with Jay. 0.99

00:53:20.360 That would have been funny as fuck. 0.99

00:53:22.120 Make him see which one's a tranny. 1.00

00:53:24.940 A tranny or a woman? 0.99

00:53:26.920 That's what we did last week. 0.99

00:53:28.820 It was fap or trap.

00:53:30.340 Fap or trap.

00:53:32.080 We can do that again with it being more just to try to...

00:53:35.660 Yeah, all of them being hot next time.

00:53:38.480 We could do that.

00:53:40.180 Next up is...

00:53:41.720 A woman was only made for a man. 1.00

00:53:44.900 You better understand.

00:53:47.500 Gotta be rap.

00:53:49.060 Again, it could go either way, though.

00:53:50.360 Because, I mean, I've seen them rap. 0.99

00:53:51.840 Yeah, that's some preachy side of the corner shit right there. 0.99

00:53:54.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:56.700 He thought of it last night. 1.00

00:53:58.080 He was like, hell yeah, I'm gonna spit that shit. 1.00

00:54:00.220 That was me. 1.00

00:54:01.100 That was me last night, actually. 0.56

00:54:03.140 Who's gonna kill him?

00:54:04.320 He's just throwing in his own lines in here.

00:54:10.140 You guys think that's slang?

00:54:11.920 I'm gonna say kank. 0.99

00:54:13.340 Slang. 0.98

00:54:13.940 I'm gonna go kank also because I can see the black ears. 0.91

00:54:18.740 Because I don't know how many rappers are gonna be talking about how women were made for men. 0.78

00:54:23.880 Like, it's not good.

00:54:24.880 Right.

00:54:25.340 That's something like... 1.00

00:54:25.920 Dude, there's some base and radical shit. 0.99

00:54:27.940 No, I mean... 0.99

00:54:29.600 That's something like Bryson Gray would rap.

00:54:31.140 I was just gonna say, that's Bryson right there.

00:54:33.040 There is a lot of rap that's Christian, but you are right. 0.99

00:54:35.420 This is black Hebrew Israelites from some speech at some, like, community college in Tallahassee.

00:54:43.180 They're gonna start rhyming down in their speeches. 0.98

00:54:46.880 Y'all are gonna fucking have a rhythmic flow on Friday. 0.96

00:54:51.680 Next up. 0.98

00:54:53.200 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:54:54.280 Real quick, y'all remember, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. 1.00

00:54:57.840 Lick on these nuts and suck the dick. 1.00

00:54:59.400 Get the fuck out after you're done. 1.00

00:55:00.740 Yeah, Snoop Dogg, right? 0.99

00:55:02.660 Snoop Dogg. 1.00

00:55:04.720 Bitches ain't shit. 1.00

00:55:05.600 It's too obvious, so I didn't put it in here. 1.00

00:55:07.240 Next up. 0.99

00:55:09.820 A fool is one who believes that all women are ladies. 1.00

00:55:12.980 A nigga is one who believes that all ladies are bitches. 1.00

00:55:18.580 Could you say that one more time for me? 1.00

00:55:24.200 A fool is one who believes that all women are ladies. 1.00

00:55:26.960 A nigga is one who believes that all ladies are bitches. 1.00

00:55:30.740 I'm gonna say it's Chris Rock. 1.00

00:55:32.400 I'm gonna say it's Chris Rock.

00:55:37.800 Bro, why does Reed look like he just got back from the Jan 6?

00:55:42.480 He always looks like he just got back from a homosexual event. 0.99

00:55:45.600 Looks like every boomer's girl. 1.00

00:55:47.040 The hat, the glasses, the beard.

00:55:51.340 I'm going Kang.

00:55:52.820 This was hard.

00:55:53.900 Yeah.

00:55:54.260 That was Kang?

00:55:55.680 I'm gonna go slang.

00:55:57.200 This was a rap.

00:55:58.080 Yeah, it was slang, yeah. 0.86

00:55:59.620 Because, although, I can't hear, because, do the Black Hebrew Israelites, like, really hate women?

00:56:04.740 Are they like, Christ?

00:56:05.600 Yeah. 0.96

00:56:06.060 I really fucked that one up.

00:56:07.240 Yeah, I know. 0.87

00:56:07.700 Yes, they do. 0.99

00:56:09.060 I hate the Jews so much, I just can't even pronounce it. 1.00

00:56:13.180 The Black Hebrew Israelites actually hate the Jews. 1.00

00:56:16.720 That's true, they do hate the Jews. 1.00

00:56:17.660 Yeah. 0.97

00:56:18.560 Well, I thought they are the Jews. 1.00

00:56:19.240 No, they don't hate them, they are the Jews.

00:56:21.200 Yeah.

00:56:21.360 Well, they think they're the real Jews, and they hate, yeah, like, Judaism, if that makes sense. 0.99

00:56:26.300 They hate the fake Jews, yeah. 1.00

00:56:27.420 It's my understanding that they're the Super Saiyan version of Jews, essentially. 1.00

00:56:30.380 Right, so this is, in fact, slang, and it is from N.W.A.'s One Less Bitch. 1.00

00:56:36.980 Wow. 1.00

00:56:38.900 What a song called.

00:56:39.360 That doesn't rhyme at all.

00:56:40.720 Very disappointing in N.W.A.

00:56:43.020 Right, come on, Chuck D.

00:56:45.300 Next one is Little Kanye's Little Kanye Nichols.

00:56:51.360 Bigger's Simple Coon Yees. 1.00

00:56:54.560 There's no way that's a fucking rap. 0.99

00:56:57.400 It's gotta be K. 0.99

00:56:58.760 I hope it's a rap, that'd be amazing.

00:57:01.240 I'm saying slang, I think that's Kendrick Lamar.

00:57:03.400 I'd steal that one.

00:57:04.280 Kendrick Lamar.

00:57:06.000 Kendrick Lamar, dude, I think he channels the Black Hebrew Israelites. 1.00

00:57:10.060 Little Vicky.

00:57:12.120 Yeah, it's Dave.

00:57:13.640 It's Machine Gun Kelly, is actually who it is. 0.99

00:57:16.060 That'd be so fucking based. 0.95

00:57:19.200 You guys are going with K on this song? 0.98

00:57:21.240 Like, imagine if it was one of those, like, rap battle things, and, like, one of those

00:57:24.620 white rappers use it. 0.99

00:57:25.800 Like, can you imagine how, like, what the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:57:29.180 This one is Black Hebrew Israelites yelling at the Covington kids again. 1.00

00:57:35.340 They call them Little Kanye's?

00:57:37.440 Little Kanye's and Little Coon Yees. 1.00

00:57:39.940 That's, why? 0.97

00:57:42.720 That's just ridiculous. 0.86

00:57:44.260 Next one is, uh, Coon Luminati want my mind, soul, and my body. 1.00

00:57:51.320 Secret society trying to keep an eye on me.

00:57:54.460 That's, uh, Kanye, that's, uh, Jay-Z.

00:57:57.220 Slang. 0.98

00:57:57.600 That's gotta be slang, but it'd be the coolest thing in the world's game.

00:58:00.840 Gotta be a Patriot J-Bar.

00:58:02.820 You guys, you guys going with slang on that one?

00:58:11.460 Reed?

00:58:11.960 Yeah, slang.

00:58:13.040 I'm so out of my element on this.

00:58:17.600 It's in there, yeah, but for Coon Luminati, that's why it's in there for sure. 1.00

00:58:21.980 It is Patriot J. 0.62

00:58:24.460 Oh, let's go.

00:58:26.940 Did you not know that was one of your lyrics?

00:58:29.260 Trust the plan.

00:58:30.360 I said it was one of my bars.

00:58:32.380 Oh, I know, but I thought you were like, that's one of mine.

00:58:35.520 I did it when we, I had the philosopher on playing the scam.

00:58:39.340 I put one of her lyrics in there.

00:58:40.740 Gotta call up the Jews. 1.00

00:58:42.020 I put Patriot J in here. 0.98

00:58:43.900 Hell yeah.

00:58:44.260 Trust the plan.

00:58:46.360 That's a very creative line, dude. 1.00

00:58:47.780 Good shit. 1.00

00:58:49.020 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:58:50.140 Next.

00:58:50.880 Prodigy.

00:58:51.380 It shows how much research we did on our guests.

00:58:53.360 We're like, we don't even know.

00:58:56.220 I've listened to a bunch of his music.

00:58:57.660 I didn't, I didn't remember that line.

00:58:59.000 You, oh, you said you stole it from somebody?

00:59:01.340 Well, no.

00:59:02.040 So there's, no, look, there's a, there's a Prodigy bar.

00:59:07.340 Illuminati want my mind, soul, and my body, secret society, trying to keep their eye on 0.80

00:59:11.460 me.

00:59:11.900 So I said, Coon Luminati. 1.00

00:59:13.580 And then I shouted out Prodigy at the end of the song.

00:59:16.240 I go, Coon Luminati want my mind, soul, and my body, secret society, trying to keep their 1.00

00:59:21.000 eye on me.

00:59:21.580 Uh, something, something, my people proud of me, rest in peace, the Prodigy. 1.00

00:59:26.060 Shit, that's a Prodigy? 1.00

00:59:27.280 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:59:28.240 All right. 1.00

00:59:28.900 All right, dope. 1.00

00:59:30.100 Fuck, yeah. 1.00

00:59:30.860 All right. 1.00

00:59:31.800 Um, next.

00:59:33.580 You should have just took it.

00:59:34.040 He's dead. 1.00

00:59:34.640 Fuck it. 1.00

00:59:35.320 Next. 1.00

00:59:36.000 Uh, no, no, no.

00:59:37.960 I can't do that.

00:59:38.960 Prodigy's like my top, top two rappers. 1.00

00:59:41.200 The next, the next one is, uh, fuck up a faggot. 1.00

00:59:46.100 Don't understand their ways. 1.00

00:59:47.780 I ain't down with gays. 0.68

00:59:50.820 That's a Patriot J line too.

00:59:52.380 The rest, the rest of this is just Patriot J.

00:59:58.160 No, he doesn't want a Patriot J line.

01:00:01.500 That's amazing.

01:00:02.600 That's slang.

01:00:04.280 I'm going to say slang.

01:00:05.740 I got the next line ready for you guys.

01:00:07.640 It's, uh, do you want to meet, I'm sorry, Blair White?

01:00:10.680 Uh, Heaven's No.

01:00:11.860 Uh, anyone can hear slang?

01:00:14.640 This, this, this is indeed slang.

01:00:17.300 You want to meet Blair White?

01:00:17.620 Heaven's No.

01:00:19.380 This is a no-go.

01:00:22.240 This is, uh, this is slang. 1.00

01:00:23.840 If you were born with a dick, it's a no-go. 0.99

01:00:27.720 This song is called, uh, Punks Jump Up to Get Beat Down by Brand Nubian featuring Sadat X. 1.00

01:00:35.640 That's a big song. 0.97

01:00:36.780 Sounds like a porn. 1.00

01:00:37.840 Punks Jump Up to Get Beat Down. 0.98

01:00:39.440 I only know that song because I think it was on, like, a Tony Hawk's underground soundtrack.

01:00:45.220 Did they censor it?

01:00:48.300 No, not back then.

01:00:49.520 Maybe. 0.99

01:00:50.140 They didn't give a shit back then, dude. 1.00

01:00:52.180 It's just about beating up the faggots. 1.00

01:00:54.340 All right. 1.00

01:00:55.760 Jay's got to run, so make this the last one, all right?

01:00:57.860 Pick your best one.

01:00:58.780 Let's do it.

01:00:59.740 All right.

01:01:02.440 All right, we'll do this.

01:01:03.500 This is the last one. 1.00

01:01:05.640 You were full of dog shit. 1.00

01:01:07.280 You are a stupid motherfucker. 1.00

01:01:09.060 You're a low-down schmuck. 1.00

01:01:11.000 You suck a camel's ass. 1.00

01:01:12.680 You motherfucker. 1.00

01:01:13.880 Kill Whitey. 1.00

01:01:16.880 That's so easy, Ken. 0.99

01:01:18.440 That's a song.

01:01:22.160 I'm trying to think of who says that.

01:01:24.100 I'm pretty sure that's a song. 0.99

01:01:25.180 It sounds like a shitty translation of, like, some Asian dude trying to talk shit. 1.00

01:01:31.440 Camel's ass. 1.00

01:01:32.380 Some dude who doesn't speak English just talking shit to white people. 1.00

01:01:39.380 Oh, look at you, Mr. Wide-Eye. 1.00

01:01:43.680 You suck camel ass. 1.00

01:01:46.840 I say Kang. 1.00

01:01:48.260 I don't know, dude.

01:01:49.300 That sounds so much like Kang, but because it's just, I can't imagine.

01:01:52.900 There's no flow to that whatsoever.

01:01:55.320 No, it's just a straightened insult.

01:01:56.760 It's probably some, like, 80s, 90s anti-white rap.

01:02:00.980 I was going to say Kang, but something about Patriot J's, like, black man sense going off is, like, he's like, that's a song.

01:02:11.480 I'd be lying if it didn't give me pause.

01:02:13.660 I was like, that's definitely Kang.

01:02:15.500 It's like, I don't know if you've ever watched it, but Tom Seguro does a black guy voice on YMH, and whenever they have a black person on their show, he always plays clips of a black man and then him doing a black voice and tries to get them to differentiate between the two.

01:02:30.020 And this is, like, Patriot J with, like, rap songs.

01:02:32.200 He's like, no, I can tell.

01:02:35.780 So, yeah, Patriot J is pretty good at this.

01:02:37.880 This is indeed a song called Kill Whitey, and it is by Wesley Willis, the late, great Wesley Willis, who was a one-man show, a very large black man who did – his songs were really, like –

01:02:54.660 Is that the guy that got choked out in New York and died?

01:02:58.480 No, I – no, no.

01:03:00.860 I think he died –

01:03:01.600 Oh, the cigarette test.

01:03:02.340 No, I think he died of some medical condition.

01:03:06.540 I don't know.

01:03:07.760 I, for one, am glad he's gone because he was not very kind to my people.

01:03:12.320 Jesus Christ.

01:03:13.420 I think he was an amazing and misunderstood artist.

01:03:17.120 He would have, like, the Yamaha keyboard doing, like, you know, the, like, pre-made tracks, and he would just talk over it. 0.99

01:03:23.600 Do you actually know who the fuck this guy is? 0.99

01:03:25.220 Yeah, absolutely. 1.00

01:03:26.460 That's on his playlist and shit. 0.98

01:03:29.060 Dude, Wesley Willis, his song Cut the Mullet, that's all over my place. 0.99

01:03:32.340 Cut the Mullet. 1.00

01:03:34.160 And he does also talk about sucking animals' dicks and sucking animals' asses in a lot of songs. 1.00

01:03:40.440 Sucking Cheetah's Dick is a well-known song of this. 1.00

01:03:43.440 No. 0.98

01:03:44.200 It was.

01:03:45.520 All 18 of us really love it.

01:03:50.340 He's got 100 followers on SoundCloud, actually.

01:03:52.580 I got to get back to work.

01:03:54.340 All right, man. 1.00

01:03:55.480 Thank you for jeopardizing your career to come on this stupid show. 1.00

01:03:59.180 Yeah, thanks for having – yeah, taking a break with us. 1.00

01:04:01.420 If this shit doesn't get me in the – what is it, the SPLC? 0.98

01:04:05.040 I've failed. 0.99

01:04:07.180 We just haven't been mentioned by them.

01:04:09.500 We literally did a legit Holocaust revision episode. 0.98

01:04:11.960 They didn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:04:12.980 They were like, you fucking sort of talked to one other guy. 1.00

01:04:16.200 You sort of talked to another guy. 0.97

01:04:17.640 And you're like, dude, we literally completely broke down on the Holocaust. 0.64

01:04:20.260 Guys, guys, guys, you're making him late for work, and you're giving him an actual legitimate excuse.

01:04:24.740 I love you, man.

01:04:28.780 Back to the drawing board and figure out how we can get on there.

01:04:32.180 This was real fun, guys.

01:04:33.460 Let me know whenever you want me to come back.

01:04:35.100 I'm down.

01:04:35.580 Oh, yeah.

01:04:36.800 Next is coming on.

01:04:38.060 Thanks, Jay.

01:04:38.420 Follow him on Twitter at PatriotJ, I believe.

01:04:41.300 At SirHot.

01:04:41.620 At SirHot.

01:04:42.160 At SirHot.

01:04:42.840 SirHot.

01:04:43.160 Bye.

01:04:45.320 SirHot.

01:04:46.080 SirHot.

01:04:48.160 Oh, man.

01:04:48.760 That was awesome, man.

01:04:49.820 That was fun.

01:04:50.340 Yeah, he's great.

01:04:50.960 I told you he's great.

01:04:51.880 Oh, hell yeah.

01:04:53.140 Well, Reed said he's the one that was great because Reed was just like, oh, yeah, he can

01:04:55.660 roll with anything.

01:04:56.740 He's down.

01:04:57.580 I backed him up, though. 0.96

01:04:59.060 He's way more racist than any of us are. 1.00

01:05:02.560 Obviously, way more homophobic and trans. 0.99

01:05:05.400 Reed and PatriotJ hung out with Nick Fuentes, so they're knickers. 0.93

01:05:10.120 His response to the Blair White thing was legitimately shocking. 0.99

01:05:14.340 I was like, oh, shit. 1.00

01:05:16.440 It never even occurred to him. 1.00

01:05:18.160 It was just straight face.

01:05:19.840 Oh, heavens.

01:05:20.660 No.

01:05:20.860 Like, no.

01:05:22.760 No.

01:05:23.380 Heavens, no.

01:05:24.100 I love it because he said it like his grandma would have.

01:05:26.480 You know?

01:05:27.180 Heavens, no.

01:05:28.840 It's just like, oh, gracious. 0.95

01:05:30.720 Why would I hang out with such a diabolical human being? 0.84

01:05:35.920 I wouldn't hang out with her. 0.98

01:05:37.260 Heavens, no.

01:05:37.740 But I'll pray for her, though.

01:05:41.180 I'll pray for him, though. 0.98

01:05:42.200 I would love it if black people just always just misgender, like, or whatever it's called, 1.00

01:05:50.280 just itty, itty tranny, just always refer to them by their corrections. 0.98

01:05:55.240 Dude, well, you guys remember that black preacher last year who, like, kind of went viral for saying, like, you can go to the doctor and get cut up.

01:06:04.160 You can go downtown and get made up. 0.96

01:06:06.000 But you want to be nothing but a cut up, made up, messed up man or woman or whatever. 0.99

01:06:12.000 Black people are way more based on that stuff. 0.99

01:06:13.820 I would have said slang. 0.99

01:06:15.340 I can't believe that that was a king.

01:06:17.240 That's incredible.

01:06:17.960 Dude, that guy. 1.00

01:06:18.300 Yeah, how did you find that one, you stupid idiot? 1.00

01:06:20.720 That guy was, like, a prolific guy who got big off some, like, super bass-like, you know, gun control shit before. 1.00

01:06:27.320 But, yeah, he, like, he, every now and then, you'll see a video come out from him and be, like, mega fucking bass. 0.98

01:06:32.100 See if I can find it. 0.88

01:06:33.760 He's, like, a bishop or something.

01:06:35.660 He's not a Hebrew Israelite. 0.68

01:06:37.040 Just, like, a regular bishop.

01:06:38.240 I mean, it's kind of like, who's that, is it Samuels?

01:06:41.460 Is it Kevin Samuels?

01:06:42.600 The guy that just died.

01:06:43.660 The guy that would come on and straight up roast girls. 0.98

01:06:47.500 Yeah.

01:06:47.780 They'd be, like, why don't men want me? 1.00

01:06:49.300 And you're, like, you're fat as fuck. 1.00

01:06:50.880 Like, you're ugly. 1.00

01:06:52.080 Well, what we really need is that Jesse guy, whatever his name is. 0.99

01:06:56.100 Oh, Jesse Lee Peterson.

01:06:58.100 Yeah, dude.

01:06:58.700 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.95

01:06:59.660 Dude, I wish we could, like, put nude stuff on it. 0.99

01:07:02.380 Or maybe if we had the production quality to be able to, like, cover shit up. 0.99

01:07:05.300 Because have you guys ever watched those porn videos that are, like, it's not even really a porn. 0.99

01:07:09.900 Or it's more like a parody thing where they just, like, will completely demean them and talk shit to them. 0.99

01:07:14.320 Like, look at you. 0.98

01:07:15.200 Like, there's a whole.

01:07:15.900 I wish I could remember what it was called.

01:07:18.940 It's called my search history.

01:07:20.320 Like, why do you want this? 1.00

01:07:21.780 Like, we'll completely just roast them and then, like, fuck them. 1.00

01:07:24.660 The women or the men? 1.00

01:07:26.340 Well, the men will talk shit to the women. 1.00

01:07:28.140 It's, like, they'll bring in, like, it's, like, these almost, like, casting calls things. 1.00

01:07:31.480 Like, look at you, you fucking ugly whore. 1.00

01:07:33.320 I bet you want the fucking money, don't you? 1.00

01:07:34.940 You're like, oh, my God. 1.00

01:07:36.880 It's still real to me, bro.

01:07:41.280 It's still real. 1.00

01:07:42.780 It was, like, these casting calls and had these weird women come and, like, fuck them but talk shit about them before, to them before it. 1.00

01:07:49.020 And there's, like, clips of them just talking shit about ugly, fat. 1.00

01:07:52.720 Like, oh, look at you, you dumb bitch. 1.00

01:07:54.720 Like, look at how the fuck you doing up here. 1.00

01:07:56.920 You fucked up, huh? 1.00

01:07:58.420 That's just the, uh, it's the Harvey Weinstein documentary. 1.00

01:08:00.880 This is how jaded I am.

01:08:03.840 That doesn't even, like, disturb me in the slightest. 0.98

01:08:06.320 I'm like, yeah, that doesn't even make my dick move anymore. 0.97

01:08:10.280 This is poor play for him and Ashton. 0.99

01:08:12.420 This is poor play. 0.99

01:08:13.300 I'm like, if you're not pissing in their mouth, I can't even fucking get in the right place. 0.97

01:08:17.240 Code, I dropped the link to that video in the chat, or the private chat, if you want. 0.98

01:08:21.600 R. Kelly did nothing wrong.

01:08:23.680 I'll just say it again.

01:08:25.680 I love that Top is sticking to this line.

01:08:27.620 It was probably my black friend, my black friend. 0.99

01:08:29.740 Sticking to it, I fucking mean it. 1.00

01:08:31.600 That sent me that shit. 0.99

01:08:32.560 I'll have to send it to you guys to check out later. 0.99

01:08:34.260 Maybe we can figure out a way to play it on the show, like, or somehow. 0.98

01:08:37.240 But it's, it is so fucked up, but, like, so hilarious. 0.99

01:08:41.420 You know, we talk a lot about white privilege, but let's be honest. 1.00

01:08:45.480 If you want to be a transphobic, homophobic, racist, deeply anti-Semitic person, 1.00

01:08:53.100 the only color you can be in this country is black. 1.00

01:08:55.820 That's the only way you can do it.

01:08:57.000 Louis Farrakhan is really the only big, that got kind of canceled.

01:09:00.540 But, I mean, he really, I mean.

01:09:01.980 But not really.

01:09:02.960 Yeah, it's like, he lost, I mean.

01:09:04.240 I bet you his bank account didn't get shut down.

01:09:06.340 Dude, it's black privilege for sure. 0.99

01:09:08.900 Yeah, I think it honestly is.

01:09:10.680 Yeah.

01:09:11.160 Yeah.

01:09:11.440 For those type of things, yeah, they don't cancel them.

01:09:13.620 I mean, you got to.

01:09:14.060 It's black bigoted privilege. 0.96

01:09:16.160 Exactly. 0.96

01:09:16.400 In my old job, there was this black dude.

01:09:19.540 He was handing out tracks, like, looked like Bible tracks. 0.87

01:09:21.980 And it was anti-white paraphernalia.

01:09:25.220 Just, like, straight up, just hand it to me. 1.00

01:09:27.820 Shit, he was a black Hebrew, Israelite? 1.00

01:09:29.740 Yeah, I think he was. 0.99

01:09:30.680 I don't know exactly what he was. 0.97

01:09:32.180 But he gave it to me, and I read it, and I'm like, holy shit. 1.00

01:09:33.920 Like, he was like, yeah, sex between a black and a white is a disgrace and all this. 1.00

01:09:38.120 And he gave it to me. 1.00

01:09:38.960 Wouldn't you agree, Danny?

01:09:40.480 And I said, I told the rest of it.

01:09:42.040 Actually, yes.

01:09:43.040 And then he got.

01:09:45.520 Dude, I love it.

01:09:46.720 It's so telling.

01:09:48.240 Like, when you talk to, I feel like at least, maybe some white people don't feel this way. 0.99

01:09:51.620 I know me, when I see shit like Malcolm X in his early days and be super racist against white people or shit like that. 0.99

01:09:57.660 If anything, I'm like, yeah, like, why the fuck would you like white people? 1.00

01:10:00.500 They're like, they didn't kind of fuck you over. 1.00

01:10:01.780 Okay. 0.99

01:10:02.480 And, like, if anything, I'm sympathetic. 0.99

01:10:04.260 But then, like, normally people see the shit. 1.00

01:10:05.420 In the 60s? 1.00

01:10:06.000 Yeah.

01:10:06.720 Yeah. 0.88

01:10:06.900 But when you people say it, like, the flip side, you know, white people and racist black people are like, 0.95

01:10:11.160 Oh, my God! 0.85

01:10:12.300 You're like, I don't know.

01:10:15.860 Like, I guess I'm just not that upset about people and racist.

01:10:18.420 Like, who cares?

01:10:18.940 Don't hang out with them.

01:10:20.100 Did you guys see that?

01:10:21.180 You saw that preview of Clarence Thomas on PragerU?

01:10:24.140 He was talking about.

01:10:26.280 Sorry. 1.00

01:10:26.820 We don't follow that shit. 1.00

01:10:28.320 No, I just. 1.00

01:10:29.600 It was like a promotional clip.

01:10:32.520 And he was talking about, like.

01:10:33.560 Sounds like my dad right now.

01:10:35.080 It's like, did you watch PragerU this weekend?

01:10:37.200 Did you see the latest Ben Shapiro episode?

01:10:39.900 My dad didn't know me.

01:10:41.040 He was like, you know, straight up.

01:10:42.380 My dad the other day was like, yeah, I was mowing the lawn, listening to some Ben Shapiro.

01:10:45.880 And what he was saying about it, I was like, Dad.

01:10:49.700 I watch videos on PragerU, but that's something else. 0.99

01:10:52.960 Dude, Ben Shapiro is a fucking gateway drug to libertarianism. 0.99

01:10:56.000 So, I really. 1.00

01:10:56.840 I like that.

01:10:57.320 He is.

01:10:57.920 That's how I got here.

01:10:58.660 That's how I got in here, too. 1.00

01:11:00.120 He's so ridiculous about his real shit. 1.00

01:11:02.240 Like, even when I was, like, not, like, a libertarian, I was still like, you are really going hard on this Israel shit, dog. 1.00

01:11:07.120 Like, we're not killing Palestinians. 0.99

01:11:10.460 They threw the rocks first.

01:11:12.600 It is the funniest thing to hear him talk about Palestinians. 1.00

01:11:15.280 It is every fucking time. 1.00

01:11:16.920 Those kids' genitals had it coming. 1.00

01:11:18.720 Dude, we didn't do another Kiker Reich and put Ben Shapiro in there somewhere. 0.97

01:11:24.340 By the way, if you want a good video, though, go watch the old.

01:11:28.320 It's Tom Woods and Dave Smith talk about Ben Shapiro.

01:11:31.540 It's, like, three or four years old, but it's very good.

01:11:34.400 It's really funny, too.

01:11:36.200 I mean, Dave goes pretty hard on Ben Shapiro in that. 0.99

01:11:39.440 Fuck yeah. 0.99

01:11:40.380 I do not like Ben Shapiro. 1.00

01:11:42.280 And he was a gateway to libertarianism for me in some ways, but I fucking hate him. 1.00

01:11:46.820 We know he's Jewish, Reed. 1.00

01:11:48.060 We know. 1.00

01:11:49.620 Speaking of the Jews and mutilating genitalia. 1.00

01:11:53.420 Do we want to watch this video that Reed was talking about the drop here? 1.00

01:11:57.000 I just wanted to say, like, the fucking – I mean, I really like conservatives like Jesse Kelly, 0.99

01:12:02.600 who, like, actually get conservatives riled up about the right shit. 0.99

01:12:06.100 I feel like Ben Shapiro and I don't even – the other guy on the Daily Caller. 0.98

01:12:10.640 Not Matt Walsh.

01:12:11.500 That's the other guy.

01:12:12.700 Oh.

01:12:13.020 I was going to say Matt Walsh.

01:12:14.740 No, the one that was –

01:12:16.000 Klayman?

01:12:16.760 I don't know.

01:12:18.020 Klayman's pretty cool, actually.

01:12:19.720 He has shitty takes. 0.98

01:12:20.720 They're all awful in Israel. 1.00

01:12:22.040 They're just – it's nothing but an awful conservative takes. 0.97

01:12:25.060 Michael Knowles.

01:12:25.500 They don't care about anything that matters, so I don't like him.

01:12:27.760 Oh, Knowles?

01:12:28.660 Yeah, Knowles.

01:12:29.820 That's who I'm thinking of.

01:12:30.640 Yeah.

01:12:30.800 I think Jesse Kelly is the best conservative right now.

01:12:33.800 Yeah.

01:12:33.940 Yeah.

01:12:34.280 Well, he's – yeah.

01:12:35.600 I mean, he's anti-war.

01:12:37.480 Definitely top three.

01:12:38.340 So, yeah.

01:12:39.240 He wants to abolish that.

01:12:40.800 How do y'all feel about –

01:12:41.680 Top three – top conservative commentator is what I meant.

01:12:45.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:45.900 Not politician.

01:12:47.120 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:47.680 For sure.

01:12:48.020 I agree. 1.00

01:12:48.560 He really disappointed me with that shit. 1.00

01:12:50.000 Junkie Jeff said, y'all got to Libertarians in a weird way. 1.00

01:12:52.740 Is fucking Ben Shapiro really – like, I actually did get to – 0.98

01:12:54.900 I did. 0.99

01:12:55.840 I don't know.

01:12:56.280 100%.

01:12:56.600 It was – I don't know what it was. 0.94

01:12:57.940 But it was because I got into, like, in 2016 was when he, like, really fucking blew up.

01:13:03.040 I got into it in 2016.

01:13:04.940 It was through John McAfee, man.

01:13:06.500 And it's, like, a lot of, like, conservatives are pretty decent on some libertarian values.

01:13:10.820 It's just some things they don't go all the way.

01:13:12.760 It's kind of – I feel like so for a lot of people –

01:13:14.400 With Ben Shapiro, though, it's, like, Ben Shapiro owns 12-year-old transgender, blue-haired, blah, blah, blah, you know, like –

01:13:20.700 That's that horn on.

01:13:21.860 You get a rational finger and you go down that road.

01:13:24.460 You do start noticing, like, why are you not really going through with your logic on this given thing?

01:13:29.540 Yeah, that's the – because they talk about, like, all the time they'll talk about, like, the Socratic method.

01:13:35.060 And then they just won't – like, they'll be, like, you've got to use it to get – and then they just won't use it.

01:13:38.880 Except for Israel. 0.58

01:13:39.660 Don't use the Socratic method on Israel.

01:13:41.620 Facts, don't care about your feelings unless I'm a Zionist.

01:13:45.000 Don't you dare question World War II.

01:13:47.780 Ben Shapiro owns slaves.

01:13:51.080 Shapiro owned the boats.

01:13:54.900 How do y'all feel about Louder with Crowder?

01:13:56.600 That was another one that got me into – 0.93

01:13:58.640 Undercover gay. 1.00

01:13:59.540 He's cool with me. 0.95

01:14:00.920 Oh.

01:14:01.640 I feel about him the same way.

01:14:02.840 Like, he helped me along the journey, but I don't know.

01:14:05.760 Yeah, I feel like Reid definitely watched Rattles a lot with Crowder.

01:14:08.260 He's better than Shapiro in some way.

01:14:09.960 I used to watch his – one of those segments where he just goes to colleges and pisses off leftists.

01:14:15.720 Changed my mind.

01:14:17.040 Yeah, changed my mind.

01:14:18.040 Those are pretty fun, but yeah.

01:14:19.400 He actually changed my mind on guns.

01:14:21.540 Like, I used to – I've always been pro-gun, but I wasn't, like, pro-machine gun or, like, you know, absolutely no regulations.

01:14:27.960 You were a FUD whenever you were younger.

01:14:29.800 Yeah, you were.

01:14:31.480 Reid was a young FUD.

01:14:33.540 Yeah, Crowder's pretty based on guns.

01:14:35.280 I remember that, too, because I remember I was kind of –

01:14:36.980 But he did this video breaking down, like, there's no difference between these classifications of guns that they come up with.

01:14:42.460 Like, people's goal is to just ban all of them.

01:14:44.820 That was kind of what made me go, huh, yeah.

01:14:46.720 Did any of you ever watch that Owen Benjen episode on Pete's show?

01:14:51.180 I watched it.

01:14:52.120 It was only on Odyssey.

01:14:53.620 I'm pretty sure, if I remember correctly, that was his big issue with Crowder as he started.

01:14:58.600 Oh, you're owned by Juice.

01:15:01.160 Okay.

01:15:04.420 Wait, when was that?

01:15:05.660 It was recent, like, a couple of weeks ago.

01:15:09.360 If you were a Crowder fan, there was a period of time where, like, he was damn near basically the co-host of Crowder.

01:15:14.620 Oh, no, I know what you were talking about with Owen Benjamin.

01:15:16.400 I was talking about when did he come on Pete, when did he go on Pete.

01:15:19.400 Recently.

01:15:19.700 Oh, that was recently.

01:15:20.880 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:15:21.800 That's actually pretty cool.

01:15:22.600 I would –

01:15:23.360 Yeah, me too.

01:15:25.600 Why did Pete get nuked today?

01:15:27.200 I don't even know.

01:15:28.100 Oh, he shared his super-based article.

01:15:31.180 Oh, yeah, that's right.

01:15:32.580 Oh, about the monkeypox, yeah.

01:15:33.940 Yeah, he used my joke, too.

01:15:35.000 He used my joke about super-spreaders.

01:15:37.100 That's right, yeah.

01:15:38.480 Super-spreaders of men's buttholes. 0.99

01:15:40.340 He got suspended for the article he shared or for the commentary?

01:15:43.280 Yeah, he shared it, but still, yeah.

01:15:46.620 He shared his own sub-stack, and it was about monkeypox.

01:15:53.300 Correct.

01:15:53.500 And it was just like –

01:15:54.200 He got suspended for an article.

01:15:56.580 Wow.

01:15:56.820 Just sharing his own article.

01:15:58.020 It was like the tweet itself didn't have anything in it that was –

01:16:01.360 That's horrible.

01:16:02.220 I think it was just him sharing his article, yeah.

01:16:04.880 While I can see how someone could interpret it as being inflammatory,

01:16:08.140 it was completely defensive.

01:16:09.840 Like, I wish I could remember what it said.

01:16:12.240 It was like I can get –

01:16:13.380 It was like, oh, my God.

01:16:14.340 But it's like – 0.97

01:16:15.280 He said gays were super-spreaders, essentially. 0.93

01:16:17.560 Yeah. 0.98

01:16:17.860 Which is like, okay, I mean, like, they kind of are.

01:16:21.320 Yeah, you can't really –

01:16:22.960 Tyler said delayed nuke for doxing Clint.

01:16:25.880 Well, he had already been nuke, like, way back.

01:16:31.720 Yeah, and he came –

01:16:32.380 Yeah, his main got nuked, yeah, a while back.

01:16:35.100 And then he came back, like, after some long period of time.

01:16:38.260 And I think that was the account that he was using up until now.

01:16:41.520 I just saw –

01:16:42.120 I just saw Topps tweet about it, so I didn't know.

01:16:44.900 I didn't know what happened.

01:16:45.700 Yeah.

01:16:46.360 Well, so I do still have that series of tweets about monkeypox if we want to show it.

01:16:52.980 Oh, yes, please.

01:16:53.960 That is one of the best.

01:16:54.600 Do you think we can stay on YouTube with this?

01:16:56.120 We can bookend the episode of monkeypox? 0.99

01:16:57.040 I really don't give a shit if YouTube goes on. 0.97

01:16:59.000 Why are we on YouTube? 0.98

01:17:00.100 I don't think there's a parameter of caution anymore trying to stay on YouTube.

01:17:02.280 I censored it.

01:17:02.880 Yeah, I censored it, sort of. 0.99

01:17:04.900 Oh, you're talking about the butt, the guy because his butt is in his face? 0.98

01:17:08.720 Oh, you don't even – you see a crack. 0.97

01:17:10.720 I censored it anyway, so here it is.

01:17:13.080 They show more music videos on YouTube.

01:17:18.240 If you're watching this, it's literally like in –

01:17:20.720 I can't.

01:17:21.660 This is – 0.99

01:17:22.460 Why are we bringing up this fucking trail of script that people can't even read? 0.99

01:17:26.620 I don't know. 0.99

01:17:27.220 Dude, you dropped it in the chat.

01:17:29.000 I mean, should we just read what it says?

01:17:31.040 Look at that guy's face.

01:17:33.160 Forget about the script.

01:17:35.000 You can read it.

01:17:36.660 I can read it right here. 1.00

01:17:37.560 Is that shit on his face or monkeypox? 1.00

01:17:39.580 It's monkeypox. 1.00

01:17:39.980 It's monkeypox.

01:17:40.740 That's what monkeypox looks like.

01:17:41.700 Actually, it's bull. 0.99

01:17:42.440 I honestly thought it was shit when I first looked at it. 1.00

01:17:45.260 The top left says something about, like, you guys have no idea how it feels to, like, piss and shit, and it feels like hot needles going through your anus and pee. 0.99

01:17:54.500 And then the bottom left is a description. 0.99

01:17:57.780 It's just like a promo of, like, hey, come click this link. 1.00

01:18:00.800 I sat on this guy's face, and he ate my asshole, and it's an orgy. 1.00

01:18:05.400 I don't know what the top – what does the top right say, Toad? 1.00

01:18:08.820 I can't read that.

01:18:09.640 All right.

01:18:09.960 Well, all right.

01:18:10.520 I'll just go through the whole thing.

01:18:12.040 The top left is I have friends who are reporting urethral and anorectal lesions that they're going to the bathroom, feel like you're trying to pass hot needles.

01:18:20.380 I can't even imagine.

01:18:21.860 For all of you who think you can get a vaccine, do it.

01:18:25.220 It's hard in Texas.

01:18:26.580 They're being stingy with it.

01:18:29.020 Monkeypox emojis.

01:18:31.620 Don't be stingy, Mark. 1.00

01:18:33.300 And bottom left is a picture of a dude eating another dude's asshole and some other dude off to the side. 1.00

01:18:40.540 I don't even want to know what's going on. 1.00

01:18:41.920 He's eating more, asshole. 1.00

01:18:43.180 He's probably eating another dude's ass. 1.00

01:18:45.020 It's, yeah. 1.00

01:18:46.120 Gay orgy. 1.00

01:18:47.340 And this tweet here is one more snippet from our raunchy Cincinnati orgy. 1.00

01:18:52.320 Here's me sitting on at the Silver Steel's face while at Latino Big Thick foxing. 1.00

01:18:59.120 And right next to us is at Nate with Nate with eight inside of my sexy friend at Pup Richter.

01:19:08.340 Dude, these guys have amazing handles.

01:19:11.820 Hashtag raw is law.

01:19:13.540 Latino Big Thick is great. 0.90

01:19:15.140 Hashtag raw is law. 0.99

01:19:16.580 These motherfuckers kept their account and Pete got banned from it. 0.99

01:19:19.500 Raw is law. 1.00

01:19:20.400 And then hashtag BBBH.

01:19:24.280 What does that mean?

01:19:25.260 I did see one of the best tweets I've ever seen.

01:19:28.060 I saw the other day.

01:19:29.460 It was just a random account and it tweeted a picture and there was a suspended account with the handle was pedophile racist or racist. 0.99

01:19:38.900 I think it was racist pedophile. 0.97

01:19:40.620 And then he posted it and he said, what did he do? 0.96

01:19:44.280 Yeah, that was great.

01:19:45.480 That was shoe on head.

01:19:47.280 Yeah, that's right. 0.99

01:19:48.060 So then, so Todd Wright is this particular, is at the Silver Steel, the guy who's eating ass in this picture. 0.88

01:19:56.920 This is his profile and he has 35,000 Twitter followers. 0.92

01:20:02.760 He's almost got more than Clint.

01:20:05.800 And in his profile. 1.00

01:20:07.660 Clint is crafting like threads and tweets and this guy just needs an asshole. 0.99

01:20:11.440 In his profile, for some reason, it looks like his name is something story, hashtag monkeypox. 0.99

01:20:20.380 You know, it's share my story, hashtag monkeypox. 0.74

01:20:23.400 Yeah, and his bio is 2022 grabby winner for best group sex.

01:20:29.860 DM for bookings. 0.98

01:20:31.200 They literally book orgies. 1.00

01:20:32.840 I didn't realize that like gay, Jesus, the gay community loves the fuck. 1.00

01:20:38.400 These are the people I was talking about earlier. 1.00

01:20:41.120 It's like, we have to be really cautious about offending these people.

01:20:44.520 Like, look, you're living a very aggressive lifestyle. 1.00

01:20:47.240 If you fucking, if some shit happens, like it's on you, dog. 1.00

01:20:49.780 I don't, I'm going to talk about it. 1.00

01:20:51.420 I'm not going to be fucking, I'm not going to soft sell it. 0.94

01:20:54.100 I'm not going to be concerned with hurting your feelings. 1.00

01:20:56.240 It was like, stop doing this shit if you don't want that shit to happen. 1.00

01:20:59.680 In a certain sense, I'm a little jealous. 1.00

01:21:01.540 I wish I was into fucking dudes. 1.00

01:21:03.040 Cause like. 1.00

01:21:03.580 I completely agree with you. 0.98

01:21:05.180 Oh my God, they literally love sex. 0.99

01:21:06.700 They're having, booking orgies. 0.99

01:21:08.520 But that's the thing. 1.00

01:21:09.740 That's fucked up. 0.99

01:21:10.520 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:10.720 I would, I was like more sympathetic to them when I was like, this is like anarchy. 1.00

01:21:14.260 Like they're just going out there and fuck. 0.99

01:21:15.700 But this is booked. 1.00

01:21:16.760 They're planning this. 0.99

01:21:17.940 That's gay. 1.00

01:21:18.640 Right. 0.98

01:21:19.800 And then that's gay. 1.00

01:21:21.140 And then Bob Wright is of course him with monkey pox and or feces all over his face. 0.99

01:21:27.920 And it says day 15 of monkey pox.

01:21:30.580 Thought I would share a video so you could all see how they look now.

01:21:33.900 I'm also calling for viewers to show compassion and kindness to people going through this.

01:21:38.980 It could be you.

01:21:40.460 No, it could be me.

01:21:41.440 No, it could be me.

01:21:41.460 People can feel alone in this.

01:21:44.260 Reach out and be a friend if you know someone.

01:21:46.780 Well, here's the thing.

01:21:47.640 I just don't understand why they're worried about offending and like hurting the feelings

01:21:52.060 of like gay people. 0.69

01:21:54.000 Well, no, of just gay people in general. 1.00

01:21:55.420 They take dicks in their ass. 1.00

01:21:57.080 I think they can literally take a little bit of, you know. 1.00

01:22:00.000 Ribbing.

01:22:00.600 Yeah.

01:22:01.120 Like a little, a little like tough love.

01:22:03.980 Hey, don't do that.

01:22:05.020 Rib for your pleasure.

01:22:06.720 I mean, seriously, like I don't have any sympathy for these guys.

01:22:10.420 And what's really offensive to me is that Brad even takes offense to this. 1.00

01:22:14.840 Like, are you like these fucking lunatics? 1.00

01:22:18.200 Like, if you're not, there should be no offense taken. 1.00

01:22:20.520 Like, I have no problem with being gay, but he's being a fucking faggot there. 1.00

01:22:23.900 Like, I'm trying to be straight up. 1.00

01:22:25.260 It's not his first time in the last few weeks acting like that way.

01:22:28.580 Like a textbook, let me see Kay bit of like, I don't care. 1.00

01:22:31.440 Go fuck that dick. 1.00

01:22:32.240 But like, that is being a faggot. 1.00

01:22:34.420 Like, I do not. 1.00

01:22:35.640 I do not like that.

01:22:36.980 You can tell he's not like that. 1.00

01:22:38.040 I picture him, yeah, being afraid of dude's assholes, actually. 1.00

01:22:42.100 So, yeah, he's so fucking gay that he would take like the centrist route to everything. 1.00

01:22:46.440 And this is too like extreme for him. 0.99

01:22:48.340 But then I just don't, I just don't understand the guy.

01:22:51.120 I can't stand him.

01:22:51.780 I think we're going to see him at Yale.

01:22:53.260 So the funniest part was Hannah Cox coming out afterwards. 1.00

01:22:58.220 Oh, dude.

01:22:58.880 I raised you like three times.

01:23:00.580 It was like nothing.

01:23:01.820 She had like, she was like base politics. 1.00

01:23:05.340 Dude, I legit was like race you or I'd be like, I just raised you again. 1.00

01:23:08.380 Dude, Brad is so gay that he's afraid to have sex with men. 1.00

01:23:13.860 Dude, and she has more followers than Clint does, which is wild. 1.00

01:23:17.560 Like, I literally have been nuked multiple times.

01:23:19.780 I have less than a thousand.

01:23:21.300 And I was just like, yeah, this isn't the only thing it is.

01:23:23.980 And then I'd be like, ratio.

01:23:25.060 And it's like, whoa, I just raised you again.

01:23:27.060 Well, like you said, being a woman is life uneasy mode. 1.00

01:23:31.500 So that's what's going on.

01:23:32.380 Not when it comes to battling Jose, apparently.

01:23:35.220 It really just doesn't make sense.

01:23:37.740 Like, why is this the line they want to like, they're like, this is the hill we're going

01:23:42.300 to die on. 1.00

01:23:43.460 Don't say that people having gay sex leads to monkey pox. 1.00

01:23:47.940 The hill they're going to die on is a dude's cock. 1.00

01:23:50.260 The biggest thing of that is I'm not even trying to be like machismo and be like a ratio 1.00

01:23:54.100 to us.

01:23:54.500 It's more the, it's really weird.

01:23:57.580 Like, I know like Clint gets a, I know there's like the rumor that Clint buys his followers,

01:24:02.100 but it's really weird that I could even do that.

01:24:04.840 We're still sticking with this, huh?

01:24:07.100 I, I, I, I, it's one of the funniest things. 0.99

01:24:09.280 I legit am like, this bitch has a lot of followers. 1.00

01:24:11.160 Yeah, but here's what it says to me. 0.98

01:24:12.660 Here's what it brings up a lot, enough to where it's starting to make me wonder if Clint

01:24:16.300 actually buys followers.

01:24:17.660 It's like, I think Jose started this whole rumor and he's just, he's just going to perpetuate

01:24:22.520 it.

01:24:22.540 I don't know.

01:24:23.260 Hey, people are talking, it's like Trump, whenever he said, people are saying, it's like a lot of

01:24:27.760 people talking about.

01:24:28.420 I don't know, man.

01:24:28.960 You look at Clint's tweets though, and they're like proportional for his followers.

01:24:32.580 Clint's engagement is pretty low.

01:24:34.920 I mean, if, if he's paying, I get like a hundred retweets on everything.

01:24:40.140 What are you talking about? 0.99

01:24:40.760 If he's paying for shit, he's got like the premium package or something. 0.99

01:24:43.220 I have the very, somehow they're, they're giving the corresponding likes. 0.99

01:24:46.740 Yes.

01:24:47.340 It seems to be the way you can tell is when people don't have like a right likes to like 0.97

01:24:53.640 fucking follow ratio. 0.75

01:24:54.940 I have like, I have like 10, 1000 plus like tweets in the past week. 0.98

01:24:58.900 There's no way I get, well, I guess I could buy likes too and buy retweets on top of buying

01:25:04.380 my followers.

01:25:04.660 That's why he don't have any money.

01:25:05.940 He's like, oh, his money's all tied up in the house. 0.99

01:25:10.280 This premium package is fucking killing me, dog. 0.97

01:25:14.900 You have no idea how much it's costing for me to appear relevant on the internet. 0.99

01:25:18.720 But the other thing about this though, is that you, you expect Brad Palumbo to take

01:25:23.740 this, uh, to have this tape.

01:25:26.360 Like you definitely expect that out of him.

01:25:27.820 But I didn't expect Kennedy to agree with him at all.

01:25:30.480 So that was, well, that's the weird thing.

01:25:33.040 He didn't say the biggest thing.

01:25:34.620 It's the two women on the panel that do it. 1.00

01:25:36.400 It's Kennedy and that other chick. 0.98

01:25:37.380 I feel like that was like knee jerk white woman reaction. 0.98

01:25:41.320 Like, I feel like it was white woman allyship. 0.97

01:25:43.940 That's, that's what you were witnessing.

01:25:45.480 It was, I feel like that's why I like an email exchange. 0.96

01:25:48.160 Kennedy has enough wherewithal to like, think it through and go, oh no, that's retarded. 1.00

01:25:52.680 But in like a fucking like exchange, it's a knee jerk white woman comes out. 1.00

01:25:57.600 It's like, that's the instinct. 1.00

01:25:58.720 You're like, how fucking dare you? 0.97

01:26:01.220 Basically, women, women think slower than men is what he's saying. 0.98

01:26:04.980 But usually Kennedy is on there to be kind of like the base of the two women that are 1.00

01:26:09.220 on there. 1.00

01:26:09.640 Here he had just three people being real faggots. 1.00

01:26:12.500 And then you had that one guy, whoever he was, being really based. 0.99

01:26:15.920 Well, he literally just, it's funny whenever he just brings up, he's like, hey, they had

01:26:19.420 a study, a legit study. 0.87

01:26:21.020 And 95% of monkeypox aces came from gay men. 0.99

01:26:24.240 Like, and they trace it back to them having sex. 0.98

01:26:26.320 They say stuff back, like not every person who's getting this is gay. 0.66

01:26:30.740 And he's like, I didn't say that.

01:26:32.200 And then they're like, I said 95%.

01:26:33.980 Hey, Brad, turns out when you're saying stuff, he's like, yeah, I didn't say that.

01:26:37.540 I didn't say that.

01:26:38.280 And then they'd say, this is true.

01:26:40.020 Like, yes, that is true.

01:26:41.200 That's not what I said.

01:26:42.260 You know, it turns out it's actually 98%.

01:26:44.840 Yeah, that's true.

01:26:46.020 What they found, I think that what they said was like 90% was gay men, but it was, um, 1.00

01:26:51.000 fuck. 1.00

01:26:52.040 Men who have sex with men, you bigot. 1.00

01:26:53.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:53.860 Well, that's all right.

01:26:54.620 All right.

01:26:54.960 It is 98% is actually what it was.

01:26:59.460 95% was like a different, um, group.

01:27:02.820 It was something, but it was like, yeah, 98% of. 0.98

01:27:05.540 Bro, I don't even care if it's fucking a hundred percent heterosexual people. 0.99

01:27:09.040 I am still going to demonize that dude. 1.00

01:27:11.160 Who's, who's, uh, doing the orgy shit. 1.00

01:27:13.300 They're, they're not the gays. 1.00

01:27:15.280 They're called penis fucking people. 1.00

01:27:17.520 All right. 1.00

01:27:17.940 Who would have thought, you know, after, after getting vaccinated five times, when you mix 0.97

01:27:22.920 blood and feces in your anus, then you would get some crazy disease. 1.00

01:27:27.700 Have we, have we not learned? 0.99

01:27:29.780 By the way, isn't that called Santorum?

01:27:32.400 It is actually.

01:27:36.220 It is pretty funny though. 0.98

01:27:37.640 It's just like, it's like God is just giving us, it's like, it's like, do they not fucking 0.99

01:27:41.500 learn? 1.00

01:27:41.900 I gave them AIDS and they just fucked the ray right through that. 1.00

01:27:45.620 Develop some weird vaccine. 0.99

01:27:47.140 Thanks, man.

01:27:47.700 Apparently they didn't get it when I was throwing hurricanes at it.

01:27:50.260 So I'm going to make it way more on the nose now.

01:27:52.920 And then I was like, you know what? 1.00

01:27:54.740 Fuck it. 1.00

01:27:55.340 I'm just going to, we're just going to do another one. 1.00

01:27:57.000 It's even, it's even going to be like more to the gay community. 1.00

01:27:59.660 And they're just like, nope, we're still going to fuck each other. 1.00

01:28:02.840 Dude, dude. 1.00

01:28:03.620 Matt magic.

01:28:04.240 Johnson is like so base that he basically like spread AIDS to a bunch of people that

01:28:09.700 never got it himself.

01:28:11.100 Have you seen, I saw it today.

01:28:12.440 Have you seen the video of his wife talking about how she found out she was talking with

01:28:17.600 Oprah?

01:28:17.920 Have you seen that video?

01:28:19.180 It's an interview that Oprah had with magic Johnson's wife.

01:28:21.740 Uh, what's her name? 0.99

01:28:23.280 Um, fucking, um, it's also a weird name. 0.99

01:28:26.500 Cookie. 1.00

01:28:26.900 Cookie.

01:28:27.440 That's what it is.

01:28:28.100 Uh, I'm dead serious.

01:28:30.740 It's Cookie Johnson.

01:28:32.260 Yeah.

01:28:32.720 Oh, what she said.

01:28:34.720 Oprah.

01:28:35.180 So Oprah was asking about, what's the name of that game?

01:28:40.980 Was the game we played? 1.00

01:28:42.960 I would have never guessed that shit was real. 1.00

01:28:46.080 Played some fucking made up. 1.00

01:28:47.220 Oh, uh, black or whack. 1.00

01:28:48.840 That's too black or whack. 1.00

01:28:49.780 You guys didn't want to play it.

01:28:51.260 I know.

01:28:51.980 It could have been on there.

01:28:53.080 But the, uh, it was basically, she was asking, Oprah was asking her about, I guess, about how

01:28:57.820 she found out.

01:28:59.000 And Cookie was like, oh no.

01:29:01.180 It was basically, he said, hey, I have a, um, something to tell you.

01:29:05.560 And she was like, what?

01:29:06.220 Do you have AIDS?

01:29:07.120 And he was like, yeah, I have AIDS.

01:29:10.340 No, he only has HIV though. 0.68

01:29:12.180 And, and like, Oprah literally just goes, like, it's so fucking funny because she literally 0.99

01:29:17.800 guessed it. 0.97

01:29:19.060 And the magic was like, uh, yeah, I have AIDS.

01:29:21.940 Uh, I got HIV.

01:29:22.360 I'm so sorry, honey child.

01:29:24.160 And what's really bizarre, she never got it.

01:29:27.380 So I feel like, like, it's highly probable that she was his beard.

01:29:31.280 Oh, so you're just, oh, so this is like a, a coverup for that, that he also, he wasn't 0.97

01:29:37.500 just fucking everything that moved in LA. 0.94

01:29:39.900 I mean, it's just weird. 1.00

01:29:41.300 I mean, you get, you get HIV, but your fucking significant other doesn't. 0.99

01:29:45.060 Okay. 1.00

01:29:45.320 But yeah.

01:29:46.220 Significant other you have to put in quotes when we're talking about famous NBA players.

01:29:50.020 Like, let's get out. 0.99

01:29:50.960 I'm for five years of fucking the same chick. 1.00

01:29:52.980 You're kind of like, I mean, I literally have like my pick of the litter, like wherever 1.00

01:29:56.980 the fuck you are. 1.00

01:29:57.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:57.580 It's pretty funny because I just saw a family guy joke the other day of basically.

01:30:01.520 Like, um, it was like NBA.

01:30:03.580 It was an NBA commercial of like NBA players.

01:30:06.380 It was just a guy.

01:30:07.420 It was NBA player in like a bed with like another woman. 1.00

01:30:10.460 He was like, uh, it just feels good just to cuddle with you and think about my wife.

01:30:14.520 We're not doing anything else tonight.

01:30:16.300 It was like NBA.

01:30:17.400 This is not what happens.

01:30:19.340 You go.

01:30:20.580 Yeah. 0.99

01:30:21.000 Which, which current NBA players are gay and are they going to have monkey pox beards? 0.99

01:30:26.180 Rajon Rondo. 0.99

01:30:26.940 I only say that because he's the only black dude without a mustache. 0.96

01:30:29.540 Which, which, by the way, that dude that we just showed had a monkey pox. 0.99

01:30:33.420 Israel, Israel Adesanya is gay. 0.94

01:30:35.640 He's a UFC champion. 0.94

01:30:36.940 He's gay? 0.98

01:30:37.700 Is he legit gay? 0.93

01:30:38.440 He's got to be. 0.98

01:30:39.460 Look at him. 0.99

01:30:39.860 I get gay vibes. 0.97

01:30:40.960 I'm not going to lie. 0.88

01:30:41.960 But yeah.

01:30:42.260 Well, I mean, when he came out. 0.99

01:30:43.460 He is super into like Pokemon and fucking like. 0.97

01:30:46.680 Well, in the theatrics, when he comes out like as like the undertaker with, you know, his 0.99

01:30:52.160 opponent's ashes in an urn or whatever. 0.99

01:30:55.280 He's gay, but I don't, I don't think he fucks dudes though. 1.00

01:30:58.380 He fucks dudes up. 0.99

01:30:59.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:00.140 I was about to say, damn it. 1.00

01:31:01.540 I don't know if he fucks up dudes. 1.00

01:31:03.060 All right. 0.99

01:31:03.580 Actually, he does it because his fights are fucking boring now. 1.00

01:31:07.340 Just fucking. 1.00

01:31:08.240 Dude, his first like 15 fights were some of the best shit I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

01:31:10.920 He's going to get worked by this fucking Brazilian dude. 1.00

01:31:13.180 Dude, I was so sad seeing him beat the shit out of Andrew Silva. 1.00

01:31:20.260 Andrew? 0.99

01:31:21.460 Anderson Silva.

01:31:23.140 Because like, don't get me wrong.

01:31:24.200 Andrew Silva. 0.99

01:31:26.460 Good thing his fucking name. 1.00

01:31:27.880 Long John Silva. 0.99

01:31:28.860 Because I always never really liked Anderson Silva, but he was a crazy, like, amazing talent. 0.99

01:31:35.220 And like, but like, it was something sad about seeing like a wash up Anderson Silva get a shit. 0.99

01:31:40.400 Dude, it was Mayweather Pacquiao. 0.99

01:31:42.580 It was like, it was so, it was so far past when it could have happened. 0.96

01:31:45.880 Because, I mean, Silva was like 38 or some shit at that time. 0.94

01:31:48.680 Yeah. 0.92

01:31:49.080 After he already broke his leg. 0.99

01:31:50.680 It was like a bitch really confusing at that point. 1.00

01:31:53.380 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:53.560 You're like, hey, let's fucking put this lion in his prime against this fucking dying, withered fucking lion. 1.00

01:31:59.920 It's all for the money, man. 1.00

01:32:01.360 And then, yeah, the younger dude, like, doesn't have to go all out.

01:32:04.720 Yeah.

01:32:05.620 By the way, I've been seeing on Instagram, I've seen a lot of Patty the Batty videos coming up. 0.96

01:32:10.720 But he's pretty fucking funny. 0.99

01:32:12.680 His bowl cut is fucking the stuff of legends. 1.00

01:32:15.700 Yeah. 0.99

01:32:16.240 Dude, he was talking about how people think he's rich now. 0.94

01:32:19.260 And he's just like, I'm not fucking rich. 0.88

01:32:21.400 He was like, I don't have any money, man. 0.95

01:32:23.140 Like, he was like, he was like, some kids. 0.99

01:32:25.420 I can barely afford to eat for fuck's sakes. 0.99

01:32:27.060 He was talking about his dad. 0.99

01:32:29.760 They were like, yeah, my dad was coming out of his house.

01:32:33.160 And these two, like, 13-year-old boys say, wait, don't you Patty the Batty's dad?

01:32:36.700 And he said, yeah. 0.98

01:32:37.200 And I'm like, why are you living in that shithole? 0.79

01:32:42.840 They literally, like, he was like, I'm not rich, man. 0.90

01:32:45.840 I get, like, 100,000 a fight.

01:32:48.100 He's like, they do. 0.98

01:32:49.860 But, yeah, he's fucking hilarious. 0.97

01:32:52.100 I bet he doesn't even make that much for a fight. 0.96

01:32:53.580 Yeah, probably less, yeah.

01:32:55.300 That guy's going to get worse.

01:32:57.120 Once he faces somebody that, like, actually has some talent,

01:33:01.220 he keeps his chin way too high forever.

01:33:03.540 Whatever this is.

01:33:04.200 My favorite is that other Irish kid.

01:33:06.260 Just for two and a half takes, guys.

01:33:09.060 See, this is what I'm really like.

01:33:10.780 The defunct show.

01:33:11.580 See, this is what it would be great to see have Clint on. 1.00

01:33:14.680 Because San Diego's doing shit. 1.00

01:33:16.380 The Padres are doing shit right now. 1.00

01:33:17.940 It'd be great to talk some baseball. 1.00

01:33:19.400 Football's a lineup. 1.00

01:33:19.960 We're going to fucking show you, piece of shit. 1.00

01:33:21.520 Dude, I'll talk about how the Red Sox suck. 1.00

01:33:25.000 This is our show. 1.00

01:33:25.840 We can do whatever the fuck we want. 1.00

01:33:27.100 You know what the fuck is? 1.00

01:33:28.160 I'm not enough. 1.00

01:33:29.180 I was days of the one that doesn't like it.

01:33:30.820 Me, Clint, Top, and Toad will go.

01:33:32.680 Not enough to be legionist gangs.

01:33:34.280 And part of the problem, you have to be yo MMA rap too. 1.00

01:33:38.680 Fuck you. 1.00

01:33:41.380 That's amazing. 1.00

01:33:42.580 Oh, it was his comment.

01:33:44.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:33:44.740 Oh, for real, son of a bitch. 1.00

01:33:45.680 For real, dude. 1.00

01:33:46.580 You do need to get your two and a half takes shit going. 0.99

01:33:48.740 I mean, I get it. 1.00

01:33:49.420 You've got a fucking pregnant lady. 1.00

01:33:51.240 So, I mean, maybe you don't have the time. 1.00

01:33:53.020 But from my understanding, it was your co-hosts that were fucking always off on stage. 0.63

01:33:56.420 Yeah, it was really them because they have weird hours. 0.96

01:33:58.740 Like, I work from home. 1.00

01:33:59.640 I got my ass. 1.00

01:34:00.420 You just got your new co-host right here, man. 1.00

01:34:02.980 Use the fucking. 0.99

01:34:04.880 We've set the perfect blueprint of a show that's just thrown together. 1.00

01:34:08.360 Because you can do the same thing in your sports show. 0.99

01:34:10.520 Just have, like, fucking six, seven, eight revolving dudes. 1.00

01:34:13.280 Whoever the fuck can show up. 1.00

01:34:14.480 A revolving door of dudes, man. 1.00

01:34:16.280 It's sitting on your face.

01:34:17.940 You might get money, Fox, but whatever.

01:34:20.100 Honestly, I think you should just work on getting a whole take so that you can stop being a half of the takes.

01:34:25.240 I think that's the real problem.

01:34:26.540 I think the name is awful.

01:34:27.600 I'm not going to lie to you.

01:34:30.660 Two and a half takes, I think, is pretty good. 1.00

01:34:32.420 Because this whole point is, like, I'm an idiot. 0.95

01:34:34.420 And then, like, two guys have sports takes and then two and a half men. 0.98

01:34:37.000 I thought it was pretty good.

01:34:37.860 It definitely is limiting. 0.98

01:34:39.440 It's not immediately recognizable what the fuck you even mean. 0.98

01:34:41.800 I don't know if this is a sports show. 0.98

01:34:43.060 There was, like, one of the biggest sports shows in the, like, at the same time.

01:34:48.820 You're not the biggest sports show. 0.99

01:34:50.380 No, but I'm saying it was called, oh, fuck. 0.99

01:34:53.160 It was the one with Stephen A. Smith and First Take. 0.99

01:34:56.100 It's First Take.

01:34:57.220 Yeah, First Take.

01:34:58.460 So Take is a sports thing, Jose.

01:35:01.080 I think you might get Nuke from iTunes or Apple Podcasts or whatever,

01:35:04.280 but you should probably go with, like, retarded sports takes. 0.86

01:35:07.860 That'd be dope. 0.98

01:35:08.600 I would listen to that.

01:35:10.100 Retarded sports takes. 0.97

01:35:11.240 It sounds like a – you know what it sounds like?

01:35:13.600 It sounds like a Mar School podcast is what that sounds like.

01:35:16.920 You know what?

01:35:17.240 Everyone watching this gives him better ideas of names for a show

01:35:20.240 because two and a half takes is awful.

01:35:22.080 You are not someone that's on a major network that already has that kind of

01:35:26.240 backing to push your brand.

01:35:27.680 You are a literal startup.

01:35:29.000 You need to have a good – you know, something that picks up speed of what you are. 1.00

01:35:32.880 Dude, it's retarded. 1.00

01:35:34.280 Takes means sports. 0.90

01:35:35.440 So two and a half takes – 0.61

01:35:36.520 No, it's retarded sports. 0.97

01:35:37.880 So it should be called the Special Olympics. 0.96

01:35:39.840 I hate Stephen A. Smith. 0.99

01:35:41.240 I really fucking do that. 1.00

01:35:43.360 That's another black cultural icon right there. 0.99

01:35:46.240 I don't – 0.99

01:35:46.900 That's not even me fucking around. 0.97

01:35:48.780 Oh, I like his sports commentary. 0.99

01:35:50.520 It's just his skin color that really rubs me around. 1.00

01:35:52.840 Jeez.

01:35:54.080 I don't like his baseball commentary.

01:35:56.280 I feel like he should not talk about baseball.

01:35:58.180 No, well, this –

01:35:59.000 Clint really is, like, light-skinned black people.

01:36:01.020 Well, it's like any time –

01:36:02.160 It's like any time Max Kellerman talks about anything other than boxing. 1.00

01:36:05.840 Like, dude, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:36:06.940 You don't know. 1.00

01:36:07.520 Like, you're great on boxing. 0.98

01:36:08.700 You kill it. 1.00

01:36:09.620 But everything else, you suck on. 1.00

01:36:10.940 I mean, it's basically all these guys. 1.00

01:36:12.240 Dude, Max Kellerman is the best boxing analyst in the history of the fucking sport. 0.98

01:36:16.220 He is unbelievable. 0.99

01:36:17.540 Total encyclopedia. 0.94

01:36:18.620 Yeah, he should just shut up on all other sports.

01:36:21.320 Also, I just found out the other day that his brother got killed by a boxer.

01:36:25.680 I didn't realize that, which is pretty crazy.

01:36:27.700 I forgot about that.

01:36:28.560 Wow.

01:36:28.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:36:29.560 His brother was murdered by a boxer.

01:36:31.940 So it got –

01:36:32.860 It was actually –

01:36:33.920 It was because of Max's commentary.

01:36:37.400 No, what happened is a boxer –

01:36:39.280 So it was –

01:36:40.260 The boxer was in a fight, and he lost the fight.

01:36:43.060 And then after, like –

01:36:44.400 Well, like, after the fight had ended, he came up and just sucker punched the dude.

01:36:48.460 Like, in the – 1.00

01:36:49.240 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:36:49.960 And then so he was banned from boxing. 1.00

01:36:53.640 And then, like, later on, he got sent to jail.

01:36:55.840 I don't think it was for that, but I think for something else.

01:36:58.200 When he got out –

01:36:58.900 He didn't go to jail for killing him?

01:37:00.840 He didn't kill him.

01:37:02.040 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

01:37:03.180 No, this wasn't –

01:37:04.240 He went to jail for something else.

01:37:06.120 Okay.

01:37:06.240 Came back, and Max Kellerman's brother –

01:37:08.420 Like, he stayed at Max Kellerman's brother's house.

01:37:11.360 And Max Kellerman's brother helped him out the entire –

01:37:13.080 And then he killed Max Kellerman's brother.

01:37:14.520 Wow.

01:37:14.800 And then he went to jail.

01:37:16.400 Yeah.

01:37:16.960 I heard about that the other day.

01:37:18.780 I couldn't believe it.

01:37:19.180 Seems like he deserved it.

01:37:20.680 Guys, real quick, I want to let you know, 0.98

01:37:22.500 I just saw Lauren Southern beat us to the punch on shitting on Brad Palumbo. 1.00

01:37:26.780 So, fuck. 1.00

01:37:27.380 No, she didn't. 1.00

01:37:28.280 No, she's not been shitting on Brad Palumbo one year. 0.96

01:37:30.460 Yeah. 0.95

01:37:31.520 Literally, no one beats Top Lobster to the punch. 1.00

01:37:35.700 If you say something half gay, he is going to crucify your ass instantly. 1.00

01:37:41.000 It's incredible. 1.00

01:37:41.720 I've never seen anyone that, like, has less chill on Drew. 0.99

01:37:44.960 You just fucking – 1.00

01:37:45.660 You rip everyone apart. 1.00

01:37:47.720 It's amazing.

01:37:48.360 Yeah.

01:37:48.560 At one point, you heard Jesus.

01:37:51.060 Jesus was talking about something gay. 1.00

01:37:52.920 And Top Lobster crucified his ass. 1.00

01:37:54.500 Really? 1.00

01:37:56.260 I don't know.

01:37:57.720 I've been going pretty hard against the drag queen defenders. 0.99

01:38:01.720 Oh, no one fucking cares. 0.99

01:38:03.140 Don't you? 1.00

01:38:05.600 You're like, I've been having autistic rants with Ace for fucking three weeks. 0.98

01:38:11.000 And we've been going back and forth and quoting quote tweets. 0.98

01:38:13.680 It has been a lively debate. 1.00

01:38:16.300 If no one fucking loves you, you should probably kill yourself. 1.00

01:38:19.500 I'm sorry. 1.00

01:38:20.020 These are different things.

01:38:23.440 Top doesn't have debates.

01:38:25.460 No, no, no.

01:38:26.160 He just steals souls.

01:38:28.940 I'm trying to do that, all right?

01:38:30.520 The next on the list, Carolyn Boriseko.

01:38:35.060 I don't know.

01:38:35.600 I see these takes, and I don't care.

01:38:37.680 I just, like –

01:38:38.020 Somebody needs to –

01:38:39.680 They need to make a meme of me as, like, the Grim Reaper

01:38:42.700 just knocking on the door in the next door.

01:38:45.700 You're like Martin Bueno.

01:38:47.660 Hey, Top, you know that you're an artist, right?

01:38:49.920 You know you can do that.

01:38:50.720 Oh, yeah.

01:38:51.620 That's me.

01:38:52.400 That's me.

01:38:54.520 He's like, someone should talk to an art person.

01:38:57.580 It's like asking someone besides a woman to make you a sandwich. 1.00

01:39:00.940 Like, it's like –

01:39:01.700 It's like, oh, yeah.

01:39:04.860 It's like a woman being like, can someone make me a sandwich? 1.00

01:39:07.160 That'd be a dope shirt.

01:39:08.620 I don't know if –

01:39:09.300 It may be too inside baseball to have much marketability, 0.98

01:39:11.800 but if you had fucking Martha Bueno and then Brad Palumbo 1.00

01:39:15.380 and then the next one's Carolyn Boriseko, like, that'd be wild. 0.99

01:39:19.540 By the way, this week I sold a Fat Dave t-shirt, 0.58

01:39:22.220 and I feel really fucking excited about that. 0.83

01:39:23.560 I'm proud of you, Doug. 0.75

01:39:24.580 I like how Top has, like, a weird, like, almost immunity. 0.98

01:39:27.780 I feel like some people don't fuck with him just because they're like, 0.98

01:39:30.640 you know what? 1.00

01:39:31.000 One day I might want something from him so he can just go wild.

01:39:33.740 I think they overestimate my memeing ability.

01:39:37.480 Like, he may draw me, like, nasty.

01:39:41.460 That's the point of, like, having a good, like, worth.

01:39:44.840 Like, having such a good, like, worth in this community

01:39:48.720 that you can do basically anything.

01:39:50.400 I mean, it's like –

01:39:51.600 I mean, it's just like a star quarterback of, you know, the Browns

01:39:56.700 or something like that fingering or getting, you know, 0.95

01:39:59.760 sexual assaulting 26 women. 0.96

01:40:01.160 No, just of the Browns. 0.73

01:40:02.940 Just – I'm not going to name names, Toad.

01:40:04.960 Yeah, literally the only thing I had to offer was giving people a platform

01:40:08.560 to a larger audience.

01:40:09.580 And when I stopped, like, offering that to these – my hater group, 0.98

01:40:13.720 they were just like, okay, time to kill.

01:40:16.320 So I need to learn how to draw or something. 0.74

01:40:20.680 Who knew?

01:40:22.600 Dude, what about – yeah, the fact that we hold the power

01:40:27.080 and that people piss us off, they can't come on this show. 0.82

01:40:29.640 So –

01:40:30.640 That's right.

01:40:32.780 Right.

01:40:33.020 I think really we –

01:40:33.560 Sort of Danicles.

01:40:35.020 We do have a weird disproportionate, like, influence 0.94

01:40:37.580 in whatever the fuck our sphere is, even though, like – 0.89

01:40:41.000 I'm not saying we're a big show. 0.98

01:40:42.240 Yeah, because Reed and Clint are in our sphere.

01:40:44.140 Well, and then – but we're, like, a weird, like, dynamic of whenever 0.99

01:40:48.000 we're on a full frontal assault, it's like, oh, shit, I fucked up. 0.98

01:40:52.340 Yeah, it's like, oh, no, they're on the same page again. 1.00

01:40:55.320 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:40:56.940 Like, we –

01:40:57.320 Here comes the gang.

01:40:58.360 We basically do, like, our own thing 99% of the time,

01:41:01.400 but, like, that 1% that you come from one of us,

01:41:03.420 we're like, oh, it's over.

01:41:04.660 It's over for you. 1.00

01:41:06.020 It's over, motherfucker. 1.00

01:41:07.360 The gang is backing down. 1.00

01:41:08.920 We're, like, the warriors, like, snapping down the street.

01:41:11.040 Boys are backing down.

01:41:13.220 Oh, my God.

01:41:13.720 Carlin.

01:41:14.380 Carlin, you got a beef?

01:41:16.740 Exactly.

01:41:17.600 That's how we do it with, like, Top's latest thing.

01:41:19.620 We're all just chilling, like, all right, we'll wait and see

01:41:21.380 if they cross a line, but we're going to let him do his thing for now. 0.99

01:41:25.620 If he crosses a line, he's going to get fucking wild, dog. 0.99

01:41:28.160 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:41:28.700 Yeah, we're just like the gang.

01:41:29.360 We have warrior technology.

01:41:32.540 That's right.

01:41:33.460 That's what's going on.

01:41:35.240 We're just like the gangs from West Side Story, man, 0.90

01:41:37.260 because we're a gang, but we're gay.

01:41:38.920 Is autism warrior technology?

01:41:41.540 Yeah.

01:41:42.500 It probably is.

01:41:43.820 It gives you – instead of retard strength, 0.99

01:41:46.060 it gives you retard brain strength. 0.97

01:41:47.540 Oh, that's true. 0.92

01:41:48.340 I didn't think about that.

01:41:49.620 Yeah.

01:41:49.920 Is there an autistic retard that just has the best of both worlds? 1.00

01:41:53.700 They're basically, like, Professor X and Superman.

01:41:56.520 Some super strong dude that can count toothpicks really fast.

01:42:02.420 It's Rain Man in the body of Dwayne Johnson is what it is.

01:42:07.640 I believe that's Jose.

01:42:10.940 Dude, have you guys – there was that movie,

01:42:12.900 I wish you could remember what it was called, with Ben Affleck,

01:42:14.540 where he legit is, like, an autistic hitman. 0.72

01:42:16.020 Yeah, the accountant.

01:42:16.960 Yeah, dude, that movie is so funny.

01:42:18.240 Because I'm like, this is literally weaponized autism. 0.95

01:42:21.280 That movie is literally retarded. 1.00

01:42:24.360 It's so stupid. 1.00

01:42:26.040 Isn't it supposed to be like John Wick, 1.00

01:42:27.980 if John Wick was an accountant and autistic?

01:42:30.380 Isn't that basically what it is?

01:42:31.260 That's basically what it is, yeah.

01:42:32.240 It came out after John Wick, right?

01:42:34.820 I feel like because there was a –

01:42:36.340 Yeah, I think so.

01:42:37.500 I love Ben Affleck's story arc. 0.97

01:42:39.880 He's like – he went from, like, fucking J-Lo to doing movies 0.99

01:42:42.760 and then, like, falling off all the way back to fucking J-Lo. 0.99

01:42:46.320 Like, what is he doing? 0.99

01:42:47.700 Yeah, so now he's going to make Gigli. 0.97

01:42:49.600 Wait, wait, did he – was that his first time the name was fucking J-Lo? 0.87

01:42:52.620 Was that really his – 0.97

01:42:53.340 No, no, he was –

01:42:53.360 That wasn't his first, no.

01:42:54.700 But that was, like – 0.99

01:42:55.200 He fucked Matt Damon first. 0.98

01:42:56.780 That was on the, you know – 0.99

01:42:59.600 Was he in pain and gain?

01:43:00.600 Was he in pain and gain?

01:43:02.440 No.

01:43:03.300 No, that was –

01:43:04.540 Mark Wahlberg.

01:43:05.540 Mark Wahlberg.

01:43:06.320 And The Rock, you absolutely –

01:43:07.540 I can see how you confused the two.

01:43:09.340 Very similar.

01:43:10.320 I saw a pain and gain. 1.00

01:43:11.540 Listen to this shit. 1.00

01:43:12.200 I saw it. 1.00

01:43:12.600 It's like a three-hour movie, and I sat in a Brooklyn movie theater for three hours,

01:43:15.980 and I thought that my – 1.00

01:43:16.800 Like, you know, you sit in a chair like your ass gets warm. 1.00

01:43:18.960 I got up, and I was sitting on piss the whole time. 1.00

01:43:23.200 Yeah, dude. 0.99

01:43:24.240 It was fucked up. 1.00

01:43:25.440 You get money fucked? 1.00

01:43:27.320 Here's the thing, though. 1.00

01:43:28.880 Ben Affleck is, like, a faggot from Cambridge. 1.00

01:43:31.540 And Mark Wahlberg at least pretends that he's from Dorchester, 1.00

01:43:35.060 which is, like, where the tough motherfuckers are in Boston. 1.00

01:43:39.440 I can't even say that. 0.98

01:43:40.540 I just love all the memes about, like –

01:43:43.400 Dorchester, kid.

01:43:44.540 It's like, hey, we have a movie about a cop that wears a ball cap all the time in Boston,

01:43:49.520 and Mark Wahlberg's, like, running.

01:43:52.200 Well, dude, Mark Wahlberg –

01:43:54.540 I mean, obviously, you would probably think he's based because he's known for, like,

01:43:58.400 beating up Asian people. 0.98

01:43:59.720 There's a conspiracy theory about Mark Wahlberg.

01:44:02.000 He was supposed to be on one of the flights that hit the Twin Towers.

01:44:04.800 Didn't get on.

01:44:05.540 Him and the creator of Family Guy.

01:44:07.620 His Jewish agent may have rung him prior to morning the flight.

01:44:12.480 Hey, hey, hey, I get 10% of your contracts. 1.00

01:44:15.160 Dude, the fuck off that plane. 0.99

01:44:16.320 Dude, it's similar to, like, J.P. Morgan and whoever those other, like, 1.00

01:44:20.820 rich motherfuckers were. 1.00

01:44:22.460 Yeah, canceled their plans to be on the Titanic. 1.00

01:44:26.420 Speaking of conspiracy shit, Top, we probably should go ahead and kill this soon 0.99

01:44:30.620 because I want to tell you about my conspiracy shit I told you all earlier. 0.99

01:44:33.940 Then maybe in a future episode, maybe I will reveal more info. 0.95

01:44:37.140 When Sam comes on, you got to tell us.

01:44:39.120 That's right.

01:44:39.800 Jose is related to a famous member of the KKK.

01:44:45.000 Hey, Sam Tripoli was just on Joe Rogan.

01:44:47.880 Yeah.

01:44:48.620 Really?

01:44:49.020 Like, now, yes, he was.

01:44:50.600 I've watched, like, an hour of it already.

01:44:51.800 It's pretty good.

01:44:52.280 Yeah, he was just on Joe Rogan.

01:44:54.700 So, if we want to get it up while he's hot.

01:44:57.180 I didn't think Joe Rogan would have him back on.

01:44:58.980 Oh, my God.

01:45:00.200 We have to get him on.

01:45:01.520 Top is so excited.

01:45:02.540 Yeah, dude.

01:45:03.000 I hope.

01:45:04.100 Oh, my God.

01:45:05.840 He was on for four hours. 1.00

01:45:07.700 Listen, Top, I'm about to tell you some shit once we kill. 1.00

01:45:11.100 And if this shit, like, produces fruit, this will be internet gold. 1.00

01:45:15.560 But there's a slim chance. 1.00

01:45:16.860 I can only get to go erect, Jose.

01:45:17.680 Please. 0.68

01:45:18.040 Yeah, I was on Joe.

01:45:20.300 I already have a boner from this.

01:45:22.020 And I was on U10U.

01:45:23.280 I was on Union of the Unwanted, which is one of Tripoli's 55 podcasts.

01:45:27.560 When were you on there?

01:45:29.620 Just last week.

01:45:30.660 Nice. 1.00

01:45:30.800 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:45:31.460 Nice. 1.00

01:45:32.040 Dude, Joe Rogan.

01:45:32.960 That's separate from the other one that you did about ESG?

01:45:35.240 Yeah.

01:45:35.800 That was, like, everyone on there.

01:45:39.240 Everyone's on Union of the Unwanted.

01:45:41.420 Yeah, it's, like, 10 people coming in now.

01:45:43.080 I was actually only on there for about 25 of the two hours because I had another interview

01:45:47.580 I had to do, but, which is fucking weird because I totally should have sacrificed that

01:45:51.700 other interview to be on the big show. 0.79

01:45:52.900 But whatever.

01:45:53.580 They said Charlie Robinson.

01:45:55.340 I had to do David Brady's show.

01:45:57.840 Yeah, seriously.

01:45:58.960 You think Charlie Robinson would be good on here?

01:46:00.580 Because he follows me. 0.99

01:46:01.780 I mean, he's dope as fuck, but I don't know if he would be funny. 1.00

01:46:04.160 He's dope. 1.00

01:46:04.680 He would be dope for conspiracy shit. 1.00

01:46:06.100 I've never chopped it up with him on some, like, slap dick comedy shit. 0.99

01:46:12.080 I really don't know. 0.99

01:46:13.540 Dude, yeah, I was just going to say real quick that Joe Rogan went pretty hard with

01:46:17.980 the basically saying that Epstein was a Mossad agent, which is probably correct. 0.79

01:46:23.880 It's pretty based.

01:46:24.960 Yeah, I don't know.

01:46:25.460 It's like, is that even controversial?

01:46:27.080 I don't even know why that made it.

01:46:28.040 I think it is.

01:46:28.900 It went viral.

01:46:30.380 It was turning on Twitter.

01:46:31.840 I know it made news, but I'm just saying, like.

01:46:33.920 It's still, like, it wasn't.

01:46:35.460 It's like, okay, yeah, welcome to the party.

01:46:37.660 Yeah.

01:46:38.780 It's like, this is how I feel with Tucker Carlson over the past two weeks running, like, three

01:46:44.240 separate segments on ESG.

01:46:46.120 I'm like, yo. 0.97

01:46:47.980 But I feel like it's even worse than Mossad Epstein shit, because I feel like that's been, 0.99

01:46:53.320 like, way, like, the ESG shit has been, like, hot this past, well, hot-ish, like, bubbling 0.99

01:46:58.300 on the surface the past year. 1.00

01:46:59.960 The Epstein Mossad shit was, like, pretty, pretty sweet. 0.98

01:47:03.400 It just felt like it was, it felt like it was something that, like, nobody was allowed 0.99

01:47:07.000 to say in the, I don't know.

01:47:08.000 He had, like, he had Saudi passports. 0.99

01:47:09.860 He had all kinds of shit going on. 0.99

01:47:11.200 I know, but you weren't allowed to say it. 0.99

01:47:13.160 Did y'all see the, have you seen the thing about, um, uh, Mrs. McCain, not Meghan McCain,

01:47:18.900 the, not John McCain, the wife.

01:47:20.740 Cindy.

01:47:21.460 Cindy McCain.

01:47:22.020 Talk about how they knew.

01:47:23.440 Cookie?

01:47:23.840 What?

01:47:24.400 They knew.

01:47:25.440 I know, I know everyone's significant other's name.

01:47:27.900 They're very strange.

01:47:28.980 Cookie McCain.

01:47:29.460 Skill set there.

01:47:30.040 Cookie McCain.

01:47:30.420 But, uh, how, he admitted that, uh, they knew what Epstein was up to.

01:47:36.100 They were just afraid.

01:47:36.720 That was on video, like, a year and a half ago, bro.

01:47:38.300 Yeah, dude.

01:47:38.700 Oh, okay.

01:47:39.200 I saw the party, dog.

01:47:40.880 I missed that.

01:47:41.480 It was, it was, it was, it was floating around again today, and I was watching it. 1.00

01:47:45.200 That shit is fucking crazy. 1.00

01:47:46.600 They're just like, we were, we were just afraid. 1.00

01:47:48.300 We didn't know who to, uh, contact about it. 0.99

01:47:50.560 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:47:50.740 Yeah, it's like, it's like, hey, your husband, who is in, was he a senator? 1.00

01:47:56.100 I can't even remember.

01:47:57.160 Uh, maybe talk to him.

01:47:58.780 Maybe he can run it up the food chain to the FBI. 0.99

01:48:01.340 Oh, oh, no, he didn't do that because he's actually fucking these kids too? 0.99

01:48:05.160 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:48:06.260 Or they did, and they got told, hey, shut the fuck up, or we're gonna take you out. 1.00

01:48:11.960 That's really what it was. 0.99

01:48:13.040 Everybody knows that. 0.99

01:48:13.820 Like, either you were fucking him, or you were dirty, so you weren't gonna report it to anybody. 0.99

01:48:17.500 And who are you gonna report it to, the FBI, who's fucking profiting off of this, who's using this blackmail? 0.99

01:48:21.980 Like, they're not gonna fucking blow the whistle, so you, this is why the, I mean, this is obvious, 0.94

01:48:26.320 but this is why having a corrupt, you know, top government, uh, enforcement is, is so dangerous. 0.97

01:48:32.620 It's like, you have nowhere else to go.

01:48:34.360 Like, you have nothing else you can do. 0.99

01:48:35.820 You have the FBI's corrupt, it's in on a kid fucking ring, the, the nation's done. 0.99

01:48:40.020 We can't do anything. 0.99

01:48:40.580 And then, and then now they're coming out with the, uh, like, the Gadsden flag and the Betsy Ross flag.

01:48:45.780 Yeah, exactly.

01:48:46.240 And the Second Amendment is all, uh, right-wing terrorism. 0.99

01:48:50.020 Dude, this is, I'm not gonna lie, on the inside, I've been pinging with that shit, 0.99

01:48:53.680 because, like, because I've been going deep in the OKC stuff. 0.99

01:48:55.740 I'm like, this is, like, history just repeats. 0.99

01:48:57.560 Like, dude, what the fuck? 0.99

01:48:58.580 Like, it's gonna be, like, a fucking few months from now, some crazy shit will happen. 1.00

01:49:01.880 They'll be like, it was the fucking racist fucking militia fucks. 1.00

01:49:05.320 And it's like, oh, okay, here we go again. 1.00

01:49:07.780 Dude, the ANCAP flag was on that list, too.

01:49:11.220 Oh, really?

01:49:11.800 I didn't see that.

01:49:12.400 Yeah.

01:49:13.180 Yo, hell yeah, dude. 1.00

01:49:14.080 It was fucking, we were top right, bro. 1.00

01:49:17.020 Hell yeah, dog. 1.00

01:49:18.520 Top right.

01:49:18.980 All right, y'all.

01:49:19.460 Top is always right.

01:49:20.860 Yeah.

01:49:21.100 I am Clint Russell, at Liberty Lockpot on Twitter.

01:49:24.300 I'm at 48.1.

01:49:25.740 My birthday is in four hours.

01:49:27.920 So if you can guys get me to 50,000 in the next four hours, I will delete my account.

01:49:31.500 How old are you?

01:49:32.360 Good luck.

01:49:33.160 How old are you?

01:49:33.480 I will be extraordinarily old.

01:49:35.480 This month, I will have on Dave Smith, Alex Stein, Jinx, aka Crack Connoisseur.

01:49:42.440 Oh, God, dude. 0.99

01:49:43.940 I will have on, fuck, Josie the Redhead Libertarian. 1.00

01:49:48.780 Anomaly. 1.00

01:49:49.540 And I just had on Sticks, Hex and Hammer, 666 from YouTube.

01:49:53.340 That was a great interview, by the way.

01:49:55.180 That was a good one.

01:49:55.500 The only thing I care about is Jinx.

01:49:57.200 I'm not gonna lie to you.

01:49:58.680 I'm so psyched for that.

01:50:00.020 I really hope he's, like, his schizo personality. 1.00

01:50:02.860 I hope he is out of his fucking mind. 0.99

01:50:05.600 That'd be awesome. 1.00

01:50:06.480 If you don't tell him to come to my show to break down Sandy Hook, I'm gonna be so upset.

01:50:10.660 That's, like, everything to me right now. 0.99

01:50:12.540 By the way, Jose, that fucking documentary was so goddamn boring. 0.98

01:50:17.740 It is boring, but the information in it, it is very much, like, a weird, like, it almost 0.99

01:50:23.800 is the vibe of, like, a fucking, I don't know, like, something you watch at school when 0.92

01:50:27.760 your teacher wasn't there. 0.98

01:50:28.780 But, like, the way it presents it. 0.99

01:50:30.940 But then the information is, like, why Sandy Hook is bullshit. 0.98

01:50:34.720 So, it's kind of wild. 0.95

01:50:36.400 But it was also three, like, almost four hours long.

01:50:39.700 I can't remember, but it was, it was, like, I can't watch all this. 0.99

01:50:41.960 Yeah, dude, there's some weird shit. 0.96

01:50:43.600 I'm not saying it's not legit, but there's definitely some- 0.99

01:50:46.200 All this, you talk about Sandy Hook right whenever there's a fucking court, like, a fucking 0.98

01:50:51.520 trial going on right now. 1.00

01:50:52.540 Strike it while it's hot, dog. 0.99

01:50:54.260 Like, oh, y'all wanna be bitches about this? 1.00

01:50:56.380 You don't think they would fucking do this? 1.00

01:50:58.060 Fuck you. 1.00

01:50:58.500 By the way, that's a good topic, maybe for next week, is talking about Alex Jones and 1.00

01:51:01.940 how fucked up his lawyers are. 1.00

01:51:04.380 That shit is- 1.00

01:51:05.340 It's not even his lawyers as much as it is the judge. 1.00

01:51:07.740 That judge is unbelievable.

01:51:10.120 Like, they are- 1.00

01:51:10.360 Well, the lawyers are some retarded- 1.00

01:51:12.520 They literally gave up this. 1.00

01:51:13.480 No, I know, I know.

01:51:14.600 Let's debunk Sandy Hook.

01:51:15.600 But I'm saying, that's on Alex.

01:51:17.100 If you hire bad lawyers, that's on you.

01:51:18.960 If you have a bad judge, though, that's a railroad, dude.

01:51:21.280 Yeah, you can't do anything. 1.00

01:51:22.020 That is fucked up. 1.00

01:51:22.660 Yeah, you're fucking- 1.00

01:51:23.460 That is fucked up. 1.00

01:51:23.840 All right. 0.99

01:51:24.120 Well, speaking of that, I have a-

01:51:25.900 This is-

01:51:26.200 I have a No Way Jose show.

01:51:27.680 Jose Galisson, Senor Jose, at Senor Jose 2020 on Twitter.

01:51:31.080 But, I do have coming on, this coming on Thursday, I have Brandon Caserta, who was the poster

01:51:36.920 boy of the Oklahoma-

01:51:38.560 Or not the Oklahoma City, but the Michigan Whitmer kidnapping thing.

01:51:42.460 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:51:43.280 He was the poster boy of that.

01:51:44.680 He got off, because if anyone paid attention to this, come to find out later, the majority 1.00

01:51:49.780 of the people involved were fucking informants. 0.99

01:51:52.320 So, like, this is completely contrived by the feds. 0.99

01:51:55.000 It was a trap. 1.00

01:51:56.720 Caserta got off, because it was complete horse shit. 1.00

01:51:59.720 So, I'll be interviewing him. 0.99

01:52:01.380 Was he, like, the only guy? 0.99

01:52:03.040 You're saying you're interviewing a retard. 0.99

01:52:05.540 No, I actually listened to him on their episode.

01:52:07.340 He seems pretty, on the up and up, very much like-

01:52:09.460 He's actually, like, seemed to be, like, philosophically a lot like us.

01:52:13.220 And he was, like-

01:52:15.080 It sounds- 0.98

01:52:16.480 So, a retard. 1.00

01:52:17.340 Yeah. 0.58

01:52:18.920 But, my point being is, it's not, like, what people think.

01:52:21.820 It's, like, it's not-

01:52:23.180 The feds really stretched this to the nth degree, as the read I get on this case.

01:52:27.600 That it wasn't even, like, they actually had a legit plot.

01:52:30.640 It was, like, they took a lot of things out of context, stretched it to be more than it was.

01:52:34.820 Oh, some guy was talking tough at the campfire. 1.00

01:52:37.500 Oh, shit like that. 1.00

01:52:38.000 Color me shocked. 1.00

01:52:38.900 Color me shocked.

01:52:39.460 Yeah.

01:52:40.780 Basically, just a guy going, oh, what a-

01:52:43.200 Literally just joking, and they were just like, well, that's an admission.

01:52:46.360 I guess anything-

01:52:47.380 Anything in writing can look really bad.

01:52:50.400 Bro, what they were accused of, my mom has said to me a dozen times on the phone over the

01:52:55.320 past two years about Gavin Newsom. 0.99

01:52:57.020 I shit you not. 1.00

01:52:57.960 She has said such crazy shit. 1.00

01:52:59.420 Such crazy shit about Gavin Newsom. 1.00

01:53:01.440 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:03.020 Yeah.

01:53:03.720 But, yeah, no, I have that.

01:53:05.100 And also, we talked about OKC.

01:53:06.540 I've been doing OKC series.

01:53:08.320 I think it's the best OKC series you'll ever find, to be honest with you. 1.00

01:53:11.860 I'm not even trying to suck my own dick. 0.99

01:53:13.080 This is all due to Richard Booth. 1.00

01:53:14.560 He's the guy at the Libertarian Institute that, you know, covers OKC. 0.99

01:53:18.000 We've done over seven hours, gone deep as fuck. 1.00

01:53:20.260 It's ridiculous. 0.99

01:53:21.000 So, definitely check that out. 0.94

01:53:21.860 Wow.

01:53:22.360 Yeah.

01:53:22.740 Hell yeah.

01:53:23.060 And there's more to come.

01:53:24.020 We'll probably do well over 10 hours by this time this is done.

01:53:26.500 That is incredible. 0.99

01:53:27.680 There is so much shit to the OKC bombing. 1.00

01:53:30.040 So much. 0.99

01:53:30.660 And this isn't even, like, boring content we're going over.

01:53:32.720 It'd be, like, one person's accomplice.

01:53:34.300 We'd be, like, in this Fed connection, this Fed connection, this Fed connection, all backed

01:53:37.960 up by sources.

01:53:39.680 Can you tell me who did it?

01:53:42.240 No, I mean, it's still, like, a puzzle piece. 0.99

01:53:44.400 I mean, it was McVeigh, but some, you know, group of fucking associates. 0.95

01:53:47.580 And then there's also the, it's, I think, likely there were probably secondary explosives 0.98

01:53:52.240 inside the building that were planted.

01:53:54.060 Because it doesn't make sense.

01:53:54.500 Yeah, it doesn't really make sense that that, I mean, he could get that much explosives to

01:53:58.380 blow off half of a building.

01:54:00.600 It doesn't take much thinking to realize the rider bomb being what caused that much, a rider 0.99

01:54:05.440 truck bomb caused that much damage makes no fucking sense. 0.78

01:54:07.860 If you can prove that, that would add a ton of credence to the thesis that there was additional 0.95

01:54:13.840 explosives within the World Trade Center.

01:54:15.780 It just seems like some of these people are just underachievers.

01:54:18.460 Like, I don't know, the Georgia Guidestones, like, that's all the explosives you can get

01:54:23.000 just to do, like, one.

01:54:24.600 I don't know.

01:54:25.280 By the way, can we just point out that if you have what would, I mean, most people would

01:54:29.860 consider that, like, a terrorist attack, even though there's no one was hurt. 0.97

01:54:32.980 But what they did at the Georgia Guidestones was, like, C4 or some shit. 0.82

01:54:37.280 Like, you would think that they, before they demolished the actual structure, you would

01:54:41.880 be doing all the forensics, you would be making sure that you figure out what the explosives

01:54:46.360 are.

01:54:46.960 Have they ever caught the guy that did it?

01:54:48.240 Do they have any thesis as to why? 0.95

01:54:49.760 Did they ever open up the fucking time capsule that's underneath the thing to tell us who 0.97

01:54:53.100 built the thing? 0.97

01:54:53.640 Do we have any answers on this?

01:54:55.380 Oh, that's true.

01:54:55.820 I didn't think about that.

01:54:56.940 I forgot about the time capsule thing underneath it.

01:54:59.060 Because is it supposed to be open in, like, 50 or 100 years?

01:55:01.740 I don't know. 0.99

01:55:02.460 We'll open it now and tell me what the fuck's in it. 0.98

01:55:04.680 Real quick, I do want to address, Anna. 0.99

01:55:06.460 I've been, lately, my show, I intentionally named it No Way Jose because I just go all

01:55:11.780 over the place, whatever is my latest interest.

01:55:14.160 I've been on a long kick of theory for a long time.

01:55:16.720 Now I've been more interested in stuff like this.

01:55:18.900 So if you find some expert that has, like, decent sources and this is their thing, I will

01:55:22.820 bring them on and I will 100% do it.

01:55:24.900 So that's what happened with this.

01:55:27.200 It's kind of branched out.

01:55:28.320 I also had, like, Duncan Lent's girlfriend on a while ago.

01:55:30.900 This has just been my latest interest.

01:55:32.460 Who knows what my interest will be a few months from now.

01:55:34.580 This is the kick I'm on.

01:55:35.480 Yo, if you could dig into, if you give me an answer on Las Vegas.

01:55:39.120 Oh, boy.

01:55:40.240 Another good one.

01:55:41.720 And I know this, you might, you could talk to Nikki.

01:55:43.820 She was really big into this one.

01:55:45.060 It's the Roar shooting also.

01:55:47.000 That one is also apparently has a big can of worms in that one. 0.99

01:55:49.960 I'm telling anyone, any of these crazy shit, I'm open to anything. 0.98

01:55:53.140 I was even, I've been trying to get jinx on for Sandy Hook. 0.97

01:55:56.400 Like, not saying, I don't even know, but my, I don't really have a strong opinion whether

01:56:00.720 Sandy Hook was legit or not.

01:56:02.220 But I prefer things that have actual, like, you know, sources that you can refer to.

01:56:06.780 By the way, it was, it was really funny today because I saw it was trending that Alex Jones

01:56:11.600 said that he now believes that Sandy Hook was real.

01:56:15.280 And to me, that just makes me laugh. 1.00

01:56:16.520 It's like, what the fuck was he going to say in court to the fucking parents that are right 1.00

01:56:20.860 there? 1.00

01:56:21.440 He'd be like, no, it's still fucking fake, bro. 0.97

01:56:23.600 By the way, with the, with the Aurora shooting, what I do know is that when I went to see 0.98

01:56:29.260 Dark Knight, the movie itself caught on fire and a bunch of people did yell fire in a crowd

01:56:35.740 at the theater. 0.99

01:56:36.700 Wait, are you fucking with us? 1.00

01:56:37.940 No, no, I'm not joking. 1.00

01:56:39.700 What?

01:56:40.320 No, okay.

01:56:41.460 No, that happened.

01:56:41.920 Were they all arrested?

01:56:44.280 No, they were not.

01:56:45.380 You're not allowed to do that.

01:56:47.980 Nobody, nobody was arrested.

01:56:50.280 That is in the constitution.

01:56:51.680 It's in the constitution.

01:56:53.600 All right.

01:56:54.080 What other plugs we got?

01:56:55.020 We got you, Top.

01:56:56.080 And these folks don't really have any.

01:56:57.840 Top Lobster underscore toplobster.com.

01:57:00.820 That's it.

01:57:01.600 Get it.

01:57:02.660 All right.

01:57:03.820 We'll see y'all.

01:57:04.760 Pick up Liberty Lockdown.

01:57:06.880 Pick up Liberty Lockdown.

01:57:07.600 I feel mean.

01:57:10.940 Do your plugs.

01:57:12.420 Nota4B on Twitter.

01:57:14.260 Just kind of have fun on there.

01:57:15.480 I don't really do.

01:57:16.420 I don't even tweet that much anymore, but I just kind of troll.

01:57:19.200 I just kind of like look through, retweet, just kind of have, and just,

01:57:23.600 stay in the group chats, but.

01:57:24.880 How far along is the old lady now, Cole? 1.00

01:57:28.220 She is 23 or 24 weeks.

01:57:31.380 She's just started getting a baby bump, right?

01:57:33.120 Yeah.

01:57:33.420 She has a baby bump now.

01:57:34.460 Yeah.

01:57:35.140 Yeah.

01:57:35.480 It's cute.

01:57:36.360 Yeah.

01:57:36.740 It's like now.

01:57:38.380 And by the way, she started going to the gym with me.

01:57:40.400 So we've been going to the gym.

01:57:41.860 She's been pumping iron with me. 0.99

01:57:43.100 So she's going to get fucking swole. 1.00

01:57:45.260 Push that baby out. 1.00

01:57:46.480 How's that pregnant pussy? 1.00

01:57:47.620 You still digging it? 1.00

01:57:48.280 I had it today.

01:57:51.120 It was great.

01:57:51.680 It was good.

01:57:52.340 When she starts lactating, I want you to live off of that entirely. 0.74

01:57:56.020 Dude, I.

01:57:57.040 Drink it on the show.

01:57:58.600 Yeah. 1.00

01:57:58.840 You're going to regret that cat milk shit. 1.00

01:58:00.980 You know what? 1.00

01:58:01.900 We'll do it.

01:58:02.980 I'll pull a bag out of the fridge, whatever's just in there.

01:58:06.360 I'll even heat it up, and I'll bring the baby in here. 0.98

01:58:08.460 We'll suck on it together. 0.99

01:58:09.340 It'll be great. 1.00

01:58:09.580 I want you to see how much you can drink of her breast milk until you throw up. 1.00

01:58:18.060 It doesn't taste that bad.

01:58:19.060 It's like the milk gallon challenge.

01:58:19.840 Yeah, the milk gallon challenge.

01:58:21.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:58:22.680 But with breast milk, dude. 1.00

01:58:23.720 That would be fucking dope. 1.00

01:58:24.700 Top, you've had breast milk, right? 1.00

01:58:26.700 Everybody.

01:58:27.200 Yeah, I mean, well, yeah.

01:58:29.160 It's not that bad.

01:58:30.860 Because everybody's had breast milk. 1.00

01:58:32.260 I've had it, and it was the best thing I've ever tasted in my life.

01:58:34.580 I mean, if you've had a kid, I feel like it's almost kind of weird.

01:58:38.540 I haven't had a kid.

01:58:39.580 You're all right, son.

01:58:41.020 I know you have.

01:58:41.800 I've never had breast milk from a bottle.

01:58:44.800 You did?

01:58:45.220 I've never had it straight from the source.

01:58:46.140 You never went straight from the tap, Brett.

01:58:48.240 I'm not going to lie.

01:58:49.200 I prefer breast milk, but it's not that bad.

01:58:51.800 I prefer whole milk.

01:58:55.060 All right, we're out.

01:58:56.240 Love you guys.

01:58:56.560 Amarco Tone on Twitter, Tower Power Hour.

01:58:59.140 We're going to have more episodes every Wednesday,

01:59:01.540 and we're doing September slurs.

01:59:03.380 The same amount of episodes.

01:59:04.460 What are you talking about?

01:59:05.520 Well, whatever.

01:59:06.400 September slurs, and I assume we're going to do a 9-11 special again.

01:59:09.580 On 9-11, right?

01:59:10.500 Oh, yeah.

01:59:10.920 That's right.

01:59:11.620 We didn't get to Lang on.

01:59:13.840 We'll try to get a member of the Taliban on. 1.00

01:59:17.760 I know Al-Qaeda did it. 0.98

01:59:19.220 We're going to get a Taliban member on. 1.00

01:59:21.600 This is a real George Bush guy for shit. 1.00

01:59:25.960 It's 9-11. 1.00

01:59:26.780 We have a Taliban member here. 0.99

01:59:28.400 We're retarded. 1.00

01:59:29.380 It's that Tim fucking guy, whatever the fuck his name was. 1.00

01:59:34.320 I don't remember his name. 1.00

01:59:35.500 The guy that said that he did.

01:59:36.140 Which, by the way, he agreed to come on.

01:59:38.040 That's 100% true.

01:59:38.980 Yeah, he did.

01:59:39.740 Yes, to our audience. 1.00

01:59:41.140 He, Malang, the fucking Taliban member, agreed to come on our show. 1.00

01:59:44.680 Multiple times he has agreed, but we have not nailed that down. 1.00

01:59:48.760 Can't trust these Taliban fuckers. 1.00

01:59:50.560 Fucking Muslim. 1.00

01:59:52.360 Sand niggers. 1.00

01:59:53.160 They can't really trust them. 1.00

01:59:54.080 That's what Bashar al-Assad says, too.

01:59:58.660 Can't trust them.

01:59:59.800 All right.

02:00:00.420 All right.

02:00:00.740 See you next week, guys. 0.86

02:00:02.560 Black people. 0.97

Tower Gang - August 05, 2022

Ep 82 - Return to Africa w⧸ Patriot J

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