Tower Gang - Ep 84 - A Fistful of Condoms

00:00:00.000 wait for that little what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12

00:00:05.100 women jerk off dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail

00:00:11.020 it's in manhattan with two kamikazes

00:00:14.280 you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account for it

00:00:21.120 white women must be stopped that's right what yeah

00:00:24.940 we can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane

00:00:29.820 what your ass ass to penis ratio man maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't fuck

00:00:35.920 oh jesus

00:00:38.040 fat dave fuck you man

00:00:41.600 man we need a new intro

00:00:47.820 why do you say that it's so perfect

00:00:51.280 that intro doesn't cover the entire screen so you can just see our homoeroticism behind it

00:00:56.980 which makes it better i like it but it's like i don't know it's kind of like when you have a hot

00:01:00.860 chick and you're like you've banged her a hundred times you're like i don't even care anymore like

00:01:05.340 like i want to get laid but it's not really this much of a novelty you know what i mean

00:01:09.760 welcome everybody to another live edition of tower gang power hour this is your host clint russell and

00:01:15.960 tonight joining us is jinx just kidding that's on liberty lockdown in 45 minutes make sure you leave

00:01:20.360 this show and go watch that

00:01:21.480 as always we got jose galison of no way jose we've got reed coverdale of the naturalist capitalist as

00:01:31.940 well as coal of two and a half takes thank you for joining us

00:01:34.440 finally uh because we've talked about this before that you can see people whenever it whenever we run

00:01:41.000 the video like the intro like you can still see the people were you watching me during that i hope you

00:01:46.380 work oh i wasn't this time no okay that stinks because i was going fully homoerotic on that i was

00:01:51.300 just picturing i legitimately almost pull my dick out i'm lying i was masturbating so i think it's only

00:01:57.740 people that have like the host uh abilities toad masturbated three times while that interview while

00:02:03.400 that introduction was happening he got three of them out that's true if you're gonna get 32 in a day

00:02:08.560 man you gotta know how to uh how to do it quick hey guys we need to have a moment of silence for

00:02:14.600 liz cheney's uh you know re-election prospects she uh didn't make it so i would like not fuck that

00:02:21.480 to have a moment of hysterical laughter if we could uh but a true a true rest in peace to the 48 hours

00:02:30.420 uh lifespan of reed coverdale's latest twitter account i am most sad about it not because i miss

00:02:37.920 twitter so much as that was an awesome fucking username and if i had any zionist detractors who

00:02:44.200 wanted to tag me they would have been forced to type out uss liberty underscore 1967 every time

00:02:50.480 and well it's just a shame the problem with that is that uh because your name is the uss liberty uh

00:02:56.160 the nation of israel uh they sank me again purposefully and they knew i was an american not

00:03:02.160 egyptian they were like fucking take him out sink him can we touch on how awesome it would be though

00:03:06.900 if liz cheney ran for president i know she's going to do it no she's going forward forward party

00:03:11.760 candidate i want it to happen as a democrat i'm not lose cheney andrew yang forward party i think

00:03:17.360 it's a legit possibility like i don't know a lot can change it's not it's a lock brother yeah like

00:03:22.520 they are all the powers that be the cathedrals little prophets or whatever like they're all

00:03:27.660 already like anointing her and it's like like that's their favorite candidate ever it's gonna be

00:03:32.520 great because she's like the perfect like the elite lover and then everyone else fucking hates her

00:03:37.360 wait so that would be interesting if she's a third party candidate if she runs on the forward

00:03:42.200 party and then you see like all these huge people get behind her on a third party that could really

00:03:46.640 make the election interesting next time around it could but but the other funny one i saw today was

00:03:52.480 um the oh fuck i just forgot her name the one that was running for the uh governor of georgia

00:03:58.420 she just announced that she's doing it again stacy abrams who got beat last time and then

00:04:03.780 never can see why can't the diabetes work faster the funniest part was that she uh she technically

00:04:11.240 just conceded that she's not governor of georgia because she said in a tweet today um i'm going to

00:04:17.400 run to be the first uh woman governor in the united states which i don't think is even true but she said

00:04:23.760 black black female yeah come on it's so funny how often nowadays there's some like black gay or black

00:04:30.900 women or black or whatever and they'll be like i'm the first and then you come to find out like

00:04:35.800 no you're like the fourth well as long as you get specific enough then you're the first whatever i

00:04:42.560 remember when tulsi filed to run in new hampshire i was there that day and this one of the other

00:04:47.700 supporters was like are you excited to be here to make history and i was like why what's it well

00:04:52.680 she's the first active duty female combat woman of color or something to run for president i was

00:05:00.200 like oh wow yeah cool we're getting the point though where you can have like two qualifiers or

00:05:05.020 objectives or whatever you want to call them and it's still like there's they're only like the second

00:05:08.420 or third but everyone thinks like there's no way there's another lesbian uh black woman in the

00:05:13.660 fucking department of left-handed eskimo yeah like and then they're like no you're like the third and

00:05:18.880 you're like that's that's where we're getting to in this point in time it's pretty great well i made

00:05:22.460 a tweet hey reed could you please either distance your mic a smidge or turn down your game because it

00:05:28.260 is booming yeah go louder i like the i like the read a lot of games energy okay i was just uh yeah but

00:05:39.020 anyways i go ahead in my short twitter life i made a tweet that the forward party is the democrat party

00:05:45.000 without puberty blockers and what i meant by that is the forward party it stands for like everything

00:05:50.640 that the democrat party does right now without like the fringe culture war shit i don't know because i

00:05:56.800 was listening to andrew yang and he actually didn't stand for literally anything on yeah like i said the

00:06:01.820 democrat party perfect embodiment of centrism i loved it i loved exactly his pitch was so so exquisite

00:06:08.800 he's just like he's like oh so what do you i mean what's your position on abortion he's like

00:06:12.520 whatever the common sense majority thinks and it's like oh so you're just like a pure democracy like

00:06:18.660 completely doing the concept of uh of you know republic fucking awesome i love it it's a mob rule

00:06:26.280 baby but i mean a lot of people hate that the democrats are so woke i think it's our only saving

00:06:31.560 grace because a lot of their policies i think are actually way more popular than we wish they were

00:06:36.940 like medicare for all well uh higher minimum wage why i'm so blackpilled because if that's the case

00:06:42.200 we are fucking well no the only thing that holds it back is this fucking transgender crap like if

00:06:47.220 they weren't pushing that too then the democrats would win like everything i think it's like the

00:06:51.420 the guns is a turnoff and then like the cultural shit but if a bunch of trans people are the only

00:06:56.840 thing between us and pure communism we are fucked can you scoot back up uh it was kind of like

00:07:03.680 comforting it reminded me of like childhood when your dad's been drinking too much doesn't realize

00:07:08.880 i love you and he's still hanging out with you and you're like fuck you jose no that's that's me

00:07:14.400 uncle toad okay i'm making up for like the first hundred episodes i did without a microphone

00:07:20.320 and then the subsequent 50 episodes where i had a microphone but didn't know how to use it so now

00:07:25.760 don't don't get me wrong this is this is a dramatic improvement but it was just a little

00:07:29.320 little much i understand we've gotten way much we've gotten a lot better in our uh our quality

00:07:36.000 of content at least uh okay depends on what you mean our production quality yeah okay

00:07:43.680 production i was gonna say the content has gone downhill if anything we were young and hungry back

00:07:50.200 then way dude we were pulling like shoe on head and then you know dave smith ryan like now it's just

00:07:59.040 like yeah okay let's talk about farts or something so uh so clint uh how do you feel about sucking your

00:08:06.820 own dick uh you know on a on a conscious level i don't feel great about it apparently on a subconscious

00:08:13.660 level i am thrilled to do it uh so for those that aren't familiar i uh our group chat about a week

00:08:19.780 ago i text the the homies and i'm like hey guys uh in in the middle of you know in my in the middle

00:08:25.420 of this night last night i had this dream where my dick uh fully erect was one inch longer than

00:08:30.600 normal and for whatever reason that meant that i could then get it into you know the tip of it

00:08:34.720 into my mouth and as soon as the tip was in my mouth i could deep throat the whole thing i don't

00:08:37.620 know and then uh i followed that up with now that i've typed that out that sounds really homosexual

00:08:42.200 i apologize uh but they were all very supportive i think uh wait wait wait sucking if i if i recall

00:08:48.300 yeah i i gave you the crown i said uh welcome to the club you're uh wait wait sucking your own

00:08:56.760 dick is absolutely not gay didn't we just got like right well because if you masturbate you're giving

00:09:01.800 yourself a hand job yeah which is not gay didn't we just decide that wasn't gay or if i am graphically

00:09:07.640 describing a blowjob that i am giving i think it's a little gay it doesn't if it's if it's self

00:09:14.600 inflicted it's completely straight well let's get real if you can suck your own dick are you really

00:09:19.580 gonna do the full-on beach thing or are you gonna because like let's be real like you said i have an

00:09:24.060 answer for you unless you have a huge dick and you're incredibly flexible it's gonna be like the

00:09:27.700 worst dj ever or do you just do that move where you kind of put it over the top and you kind of do this

00:09:31.760 move you know i think in reality that's the best you could possibly hope for but i'm telling you

00:09:37.260 dream clint doesn't fuck around he goes straight to the hilt oh well real life clint doesn't fuck

00:09:43.100 around either and i can say well clint i don't know if it was a realistic dream you had but

00:09:48.180 sucking your dick is amazing so don't worry about it i did i enjoyed it a lot i understand why people

00:09:53.340 do you know the only the only argument for being gay was if you swallow your cum that was that's not

00:09:59.680 gay oh yeah did you finish inside yourself or did you spit it out i think that does become gay uh i did

00:10:05.080 not finish i uh i got close but i did not and here's why so so if you if you masturbate okay we agree

00:10:11.900 that's not gay but if if you masturbate wait wait do we agree that's not gay or i can't i can't

00:10:17.160 remember if we established that or not if you masturbate if you masturbate and you like eat your

00:10:22.040 own cum off of your like hand or something does that's gay all right so so i think the gay thing

00:10:27.840 is fucking a dude i think i'm gonna be honest with you i don't think it's gay but i think you should

00:10:32.340 be put in prison for life what now what in our society now what if what if 94 said wouldn't that

00:10:38.540 be cannibalism and that actually but then it would be then all women would be cannibals that's absurd

00:10:44.600 yeah okay cannibals i mean what what if yeah i don't think it's gay if you eat your own cum i don't

00:10:49.540 think that qualifies as gay but you should be in prison yeah i think i think it's a jerk off and

00:10:55.020 lick your cum then it would be to suck your dick and blow a load in your mouth and swallow yeah well i think

00:10:59.380 if you're committing to suck i think if you're committing to sucking your own dick you have the

00:11:04.680 right to swallow your cum without being gay i think the only way it's not weird is if you are somehow

00:11:10.360 flexible enough and have a large enough piece to where you can do the move where you shove it to

00:11:14.560 the back of your throat so you don't even have to deal with it just you know it just goes past all

00:11:18.580 that like you don't taste it or anything straight into the lungs would you like be giving yourself an

00:11:24.840 angry dragon or something no i don't think that's how that works i've seen it it's graphic now what

00:11:30.980 if what if you what if you slam a bunch of novocaine into your mouth so that it's like the stranger but

00:11:36.000 it's like you're somebody somebody else is blowing you i don't think you'd be able to give a high

00:11:44.920 quality blowjob if you were to do that no but you'd be no a better idea better idea you put

00:11:49.180 sloppy toppy no you put novocaine into your dick so that it seems like you're blowing someone else

00:11:55.860 yeah that's right yeah that's fucking gay it's the reverse stranger blowjob that's super gay and i

00:12:03.100 let's get into rape we were talking about rape i forget yeah let's get into rape let's send a picture

00:12:08.560 i know there's a bad rap i mean let's be honest women got a whole hullabaloo on twitter about some

00:12:13.240 rape thing which i genuinely don't care i'm just glad people are convincing uh women to not be

00:12:17.840 interested in politics that's all i don't know women wouldn't be here if not for rape let's ask that

00:12:22.420 but anyway someone made a rape joke that's we're tying in but then you i think you're giving me

00:12:29.020 great ideas for new new hampshire tweets that i have no idea the context but there's some

00:12:34.980 phone it was from larry elder i want to say and it was in california and it said um it was like

00:12:41.060 a billboard and then underneath it was like a it was almost like a tarp that they drew on and it said

00:12:48.580 um please wear a condom when you rape or something or a rapist it was like rapist was a command like

00:12:56.160 it was like rapist wear a condom it was something like that it was like so wild it's like the clean

00:13:02.920 crack pipes that biden was making for the crack addict same idea so that i mean kind of except

00:13:08.160 for this one's rape read hypothetical this hypothetical i mean i none of us here would

00:13:13.960 ever rape someone obviously but uh in this hypothetical let's say you can rape someone

00:13:18.520 if you are somehow you know by a supernatural force compelled to rape and the only choice you

00:13:24.000 have is whether or not a supernatural force called horny yeah exactly

00:13:27.900 which will lead to my next point but anyways uh uh fucking do you wear a condom or do you not like

00:13:36.500 it's hypothetical you basically have to rape someone do you do you wrap it or do you not like

00:13:40.440 i mean my thinking is like no like if i'm gonna risk my entire life for some some cooch i'm not

00:13:46.020 doing some whack-ass shit with rubber you know but well i mean it depends on the rape is this like

00:13:51.460 all right is it is this like a rape and pillage like where you're just like in the army and you're

00:13:56.780 just like you know you know you're in sherman's army you're just banging it out it's not really

00:14:00.800 sexually exciting anymore it's just kind of like bam bam bam get it on you know like

00:14:05.800 if you don't want to get caught you would have to wrap it right at a minimum i think that's my

00:14:15.120 thought well are you raping men or women like if you're raping men you don't really have to worry

00:14:19.060 about it i just feel like if uh yeah are you getting caught why are you leaving a body behind

00:14:23.140 this is all i mean i mean we're i don't know if reed is it rape if she's already dead uh i don't know

00:14:30.960 if reed habitually wears a condom i know cole's married uh clint's old so he's had a lot of sex

00:14:35.500 um uh so we us three at the very least know how awful it is like especially when you get used to

00:14:41.640 fucking without a condom it's like if someone if some if my wife's like go back to my life that's it

00:14:47.340 and some chick was like you have to wear a condom i'd be like i'm not really interested anymore

00:14:50.680 that's not true actually i've only had sex with a condom two times because the other the third time

00:14:56.360 because we got a pack of three the third one broke and so that was i was like and then after that i was

00:15:00.780 like i'm never using these again this is terrible yeah condoms are the worst i mean when you're like

00:15:08.720 you're single and fucking regularly and you're being safe it's fun and then when you start once you get

00:15:14.540 in the game when you take it off that's when you realize like holy shit there's another level like

00:15:18.020 this is amazing this is the that's why it was is that most like almost no one has an std in high

00:15:23.080 school so like yeah that's when you ought to be just raw dogging it and the crazy thing is people in

00:15:28.180 their 20s like late 20s and 30s that don't use condoms like everybody's got an std at that point

00:15:33.960 what are you fucking doing we're doing this backwards yeah it's totally backwards see the problem is when

00:15:39.240 people like habitually wear condoms and then they get conscripted and then they have to rape when

00:15:43.900 they're pillaging they don't realize that it's just that they're not wearing a condom that's so

00:15:48.580 great they're like holy shit this rape stuff is awesome and then they just can't go back to

00:15:52.160 regular sex i do think it's funny like uh oh i forgot my point entirely i'm sorry no just had to

00:15:58.600 throw that in there the funniest thing to me was it's not about you the rapist getting an std i think

00:16:03.780 it's way funnier if you give an std to somebody you raped man or whatever you want to do

00:16:11.660 it's like like like well the thing i was thinking was it's like and i that's my calling card it's

00:16:19.360 like when you wake up in the morning and you piss fire you'll remember this yeah it's it's a it's a

00:16:24.380 it's a lifetime mortgage on trauma is what it is like

00:16:27.820 it's a 30-year mortgage you're gonna wake up and see it every day my favorite way to start a bit

00:16:34.940 ever when when you the rapist i remember my point i was gonna say the issue with condoms is like you

00:16:42.640 do when you're young and first get into it you're like super cautious but there's always gonna be

00:16:46.340 one scenario for what one reason or another you don't wear the condom whether it's it broke or oh

00:16:52.040 shit i don't have one i really want to get laid and then but once you've done it once you're just like

00:16:56.580 holy shit this is this is a thing and so every time when you go to put the condom on again you're

00:17:00.520 like you know you're like god damn it i could i could do that this is why i've had this argument

00:17:05.240 with my guy friends for fucking 20 years straight now when we always go back and forth like would

00:17:10.840 you rather get blown obviously without a condom because oh my god or or have the worst idea

00:17:19.840 my answer my answer has always been blowjob no condom it's a it's a slam dunk that's a hundred

00:17:26.080 thousand blowjob no condom for sex with condom oh yes yeah blowjob no condom thank you

00:17:31.400 is it both like mid versions of both mids

00:17:35.940 like it's like a like a mid blowjob versus like mid sex like is it just kind of

00:17:41.660 is there a such thing as great sex with a condom i'm not so sure oh that's true yeah i guess i guess

00:17:48.500 sex the condom only goes up to mid yeah exactly you're like this chick is putting in work this

00:17:54.100 almost feels good holy yeah even even just a run of the mill beach like nothing special like you

00:17:59.260 know just serviceable uh you know like uh fucking like yeah that's still way better than sex with

00:18:05.420 even great sex with a condom on like this is what i'm saying yeah i know argument and all these

00:18:11.240 fucking gays just keep telling me i'm wrong i mean if you talk to young me like i'm young me

00:18:16.320 would have agreed but i'm young me had an experience like raw dogging on the reg like

00:18:20.360 exactly it makes sense i think because the condom is just unnatural right so like dude you want to

00:18:28.240 just like fill her up right you know what's you know what's unnatural you talking about filling

00:18:33.160 someone up that was the fucking best shit i've ever heard continue tone i'm sorry well when i was

00:18:48.700 younger i didn't have enough money to buy condoms and i was working on the power line so i just cut

00:18:53.220 one of the fingers off of the uh you know the rubber gloves and stick it over and it would seem

00:18:58.380 like i had a big dick and it was black too but so when i stopped wearing condoms it wasn't as easy to

00:19:04.100 impress this is true that's wait the finger on a glove is bigger than your dick what that's the hard

00:19:11.180 part of the story like i would you know i'd get them all excited i have this like thick black dick and

00:19:15.800 then they realize you know oh wait that's just this glove never mind you guys remember that one sender

00:19:22.940 that like pissed off all the women oh yeah basically implying like being dead serious like

00:19:29.840 and like you know the women it was about abortion shut that shit off when it's right it was because

00:19:34.620 it was yeah it was about abortions because they were talking about like well what about abortion

00:19:38.280 and he's like women don't have women don't have babies from rape they shut that shit down man

00:19:44.340 that's his second opinions 328 in the bible i think is where he gets that information from

00:19:51.500 i have a great story from from high school this is one of my best friends growing up

00:19:56.120 no no seriously no seriously i did so he tells me he comes he comes downstairs at this house party and

00:20:05.520 he goes dude i just lost my virginity and we're all like congrats blah blah blah and then the story

00:20:10.920 just like you know how when you're a kid just still like lies just grow bigger and bigger i don't

00:20:14.940 know why that happens but like if you have a friend who's a liar they just like they have to make it

00:20:18.940 really big so that like the the core lie is just kind of an accepted thing whereas the absurdity

00:20:24.560 you're like oh maybe i don't know anyway so this is his story he says i'm at this house party i can't

00:20:30.740 find a condom and i know this chick's a hoe so i ain't fucking her without a condom right so i go down

00:20:35.140 to the kitchen there's no condom i ask people in the party no one's got a condom

00:20:38.920 only thing i can find is a gallon size ziploc bag you know the one with the sharp ass edges

00:20:45.720 at the corners you know so he says he goes up there with a gallon size bag wraps it around his

00:20:50.520 dick and fucks her blood everywhere it gives this really graphic story we see her we see her at a

00:20:55.980 house party a month later and i don't buy this story right so i just walk straight up to her in

00:21:00.840 front of him and i go i go you recover okay off that glad bag and she's just like what she had no

00:21:07.460 fucking clue and his face just turns bright red did he even fuck her no

00:21:13.120 100 did not it was great it was a great great moment that's such an elaborate story to come up

00:21:20.300 with if you don't actually fuck someone because he just wanted it to be elaborate so that then you

00:21:24.380 just be like wow that's crazy you know just like you yeah but usually that's not my reaction when

00:21:29.000 someone tells an elaborate story it's not like oh wow it's yeah well that's just insane like to

00:21:35.620 just completely make that shit up like well usually like you're gonna have a story usually there's

00:21:41.680 well usually there's like some truth to a story like that right and maybe somebody's gonna embellish

00:21:47.140 oh that's true like he would at least it would be like he banged her that like there was the truth

00:21:51.540 there that was the truth is that he actually didn't have sex like but then it's like colin powell he did

00:21:56.960 find anthrax but it was from the israelis not from uh al-qaeda you know the core truth was that

00:22:03.060 he was gay and he didn't have sex with the girl but he wanted to lose his virginity and he wanted

00:22:07.560 us to believe that he was not gay so here's the question is it gay to do that with a glad bag and

00:22:14.360 you know like get someone bloody and everything is or is that straight or is that just not having

00:22:18.820 sex at that point i mean well sex with a condom isn't actually sex either it's like yeah at what

00:22:23.940 point does it stop being sex like even the thinnest condom like is there a point where

00:22:28.480 thickness like makes it not sex anymore like i feel like a glad bag is getting pretty close to that

00:22:33.720 condom isn't sex to be honest we don't even feel it just mutual masturbation

00:22:38.660 not even it's just like you're basically using your phalange to pleasure her while you feel nothing

00:22:45.660 it's fucking it's awful you're basically just you're basically just putting your dick in a

00:22:52.700 really weird sheath underwear it's basically what it is it's just like it's just a pocket like it's

00:22:57.380 not even that's all it is uh by the way has anybody actually been accused of raping here

00:23:02.120 no no oh i got one i got one i got one i was like jose's like did i no i didn't i got i got one

00:23:12.600 when i was in high school i was in high school i was at this house party and this indian chick i

00:23:16.600 think i told the story on the show already anyways this indian yeah i think so she smelled crazy

00:23:21.520 obviously she smelled crazy it smelled crazy in the entire house anyways it was a house party

00:23:24.920 house party at her place she drags me into her bedroom by the way huge rack didn't know indian

00:23:29.400 chicks could have that gigantic uh you know what the other thing about indian chicks by the way

00:23:33.880 and you can tell me if this is true it sounds like kavanaugh clint kavanaugh they always go

00:23:38.560 they don't they don't trim that shit uh don't remember it's a long time ago anyways uh so so

00:23:45.200 we try and have sex and i and i shit you not like her her pussy's so small i can't get it in i'm just

00:23:50.280 being honest i know that sounds crazy couldn't do it couldn't get it there done that brother

00:23:53.740 yeah and i was like so i like give up halfway halfway through or like i'm i'm still like trying

00:23:59.040 but i'm like kind of giving up and then her fucking her her family is apparently coming home she

00:24:03.800 gets warning ever the whole house party clears out she gets busted for the house party and she

00:24:08.380 also gets busted for the condom that's like in her bedroom she tells her dad that she was raped

00:24:13.220 because like it's an indian family and and she was like i can't you know i can't have him know that

00:24:18.780 this happened i was like oh yeah i was like rapists wear condoms of course but but anyways uh she ends

00:24:26.800 up not doing anything about it and she just owns up to it to her dad but that was fucking close dude

00:24:30.720 that had me sweating bullets for a minute i was like this is horrible i've had i've had a girl i have i've

00:24:35.040 had a girl tell me that uh i raped her and i was like no she told you

00:24:39.880 it was sure you raped her dude it was mid-act actually she was like cold you're raping me

00:24:47.140 i don't think this counts as rape

00:24:49.580 like was it was it mid-sex she's like no

00:24:54.300 you're raping me

00:24:55.600 can't stop now

00:24:57.500 it's too late i'm already coming

00:25:00.880 no no you're such a rapist this is unbelievable no no it was like six months later and she was

00:25:09.780 really upset i was with i mean because i was dating my wife at the time and she was an ex-girlfriend

00:25:14.160 and she was like really upset and so she just like dropped this bomb and she was like well you

00:25:18.140 raped me that one time and i was like jesus christ whoa i did i didn't even get it inside of you like

00:25:23.540 i did not and so but yeah she sure told me that i raped her it's amazing how quickly a woman can

00:25:30.360 ruin a man's life with false allegations it's just all over dude my my life could have been i mean

00:25:35.780 fortunately it was a decade plus before the me too era but uh when she when she was like the fact

00:25:42.180 that she would even consider that as a possible alternative to just owning what she had voluntarily

00:25:48.380 done is such a fucking insane thing to do like you're so afraid of your father you're gonna put

00:25:54.420 me in prison for 20 years what is wrong with you see i think clint is just getting out ahead of this

00:26:00.860 and that's actually his whole plan behind this podcast thing he's like you know i got this successful

00:26:05.900 podcast and this tower power hour thing is kind of weird but if i stay with tower power hour i'll

00:26:10.620 eventually be able to like tell a joke about this and kind of get out ahead of it and delegitimize

00:26:14.700 any story that comes out that's right hey if you're out there i don't even remember your name

00:26:19.060 if you're out there no hard feelings i i wish that you i'm sorry about the rape

00:26:22.540 well if you're really gonna get ahead of me nobody rapes better than me

00:26:27.460 if you're if you're really gonna want to get ahead of it you should just commit rape because

00:26:32.540 then if you get a kid it's like well at least i already did it uh toad i'm three steps ahead of you

00:26:37.480 blowing my cover this is uh what we also have found out is that uh toad knows as much about

00:26:46.080 lawyering and law as he does about the human genitals so like he's this that's basically what

00:26:51.340 it's come down to he should just stick to medical jokes yeah so i've got a question i i think we

00:26:56.300 would all say that uh joe biden's uh level of sentience is pretty low so hold on did you see his

00:27:04.160 video today the one we're handing the pen to joe mansion yeah and he was like and everybody started

00:27:11.180 clapping he's just like literally looks like a dementia patient like it is so funny so whenever

00:27:18.960 if if jill still has sex with joe is she technically raping him every time because he can't consent

00:27:26.620 you know just saying all right to be honest with you guys i would fucking put in work on jill biden if

00:27:31.300 uh and i said jill i just want to clarify if uh just for just for the brag just for the story on

00:27:36.480 tower game she's kind of a gilf i'm not gonna lie she's actually a good gilf i wouldn't enjoy it but i

00:27:43.720 would do it all right before we i know toad and or not toad but clinton reed need to leave here soon

00:27:48.520 i want to propose one concept to you guys i think you guys would think was hilarious actually i need

00:27:53.440 to go right now no i'm just kidding we're on the topic of rape now put that together with post not

00:27:59.200 clarity like think think how it must be to be a rapist and do this awful abhorrent act and right

00:28:05.520 after you're not you're like right after you're not that post i can't even imagine

00:28:11.420 oh i i i think i'm gonna be yes seeing some things pretty clearly i don't know you just you finish

00:28:19.640 and you're just like i'm going to prison oh my god imagine the post not clarity when you're like

00:28:24.300 oh my god this is just wow i i this is just not appropriate i can't be doing no because

00:28:30.260 this is totally not like me i don't know what that was i am so sorry how much shame

00:28:36.280 happened though because they had that post not clarity like i gotta kill this bitch i have to

00:28:41.620 how many men how many men do you think though are like okay that was fucking worth it i don't care

00:28:51.280 how many how many come like that i think we cracked the code the post that's why all these

00:28:56.120 rape murders happen because the post not clarity hits and they're like oh fuck dude i don't think

00:29:01.740 that we just cracked that i think that's been well i i had never put those i had never put two and

00:29:07.360 two together i really i was just like assuming there was some sort of thrill to raping and then

00:29:12.220 murdering now that jose brings it up i think it's highly probable that people go what have i done

00:29:18.200 choke the life out of her i feel like the post you would also be like that was she was not worth

00:29:24.360 it like you're looking at it here's the other thing though she looks she looks way hotter when

00:29:32.260 you're like super horned up and then afterward you're just like oh man just ruined my life for

00:29:36.520 that what have i done now now does she have any posts not clarity there were what if it was actually

00:29:42.540 so good that she's like wait a minute she's like wait a minute

00:29:46.780 dude we're already at the rail you don't need to take it further

00:29:53.440 toad's like it's not rape if she liked it

00:29:58.280 you're like fuck 15

00:30:01.140 that's that's when the that's when the murder suicide comes in you have oh that's true it's

00:30:15.840 a rape murder suicide yeah i think with all of these things you don't think about it at all

00:30:20.040 beforehand it's just like passion or rage or whatever driving you and then you commit the

00:30:24.820 act and then you're just like fuck you're like shit i could have just not killed her like no one

00:30:30.200 was gonna believe that bitch and now i gotta go bam that's what happened in the 60s jose that was

00:30:37.120 like just be like what are you gonna do say something oh man what are you gonna go tell my

00:30:43.840 dad the police and chief or chief of police you fucking idiot you dumb broad get back behind the

00:30:50.700 desk secretary those were the good old days i'll see you tomorrow it was such a dark time but you

00:30:58.120 know what let's go back to it hey it was basically the golden era i mean you can't you can't lie about

00:31:05.540 that i mean we were pretty much we're killing it back you tell me was the world not a better place

00:31:10.060 when people were allowed to rape you tell me yeah i think that's actually condoms without condoms

00:31:16.640 that's probably the defining factor that's turned the world on its end you know like we talk about oh

00:31:22.540 it's leaving religion or it's oh no it's the it's technology or democracy it's really just that

00:31:28.960 we're not allowed to rape anymore that's what's really there's actually some because i just still

00:31:34.980 can't wrap my mind around just how absurd it is that they did put up a fucking like psa god damn it

00:31:41.080 jose uh that was basically saying rapists need to use condoms do you think there is some fucking lady

00:31:48.180 out there that is so woke that she keeps condoms in her bag just in case she does get raped like oh

00:31:55.600 please sir hold on i have a condom for you please put it on before you rape me like i feel like she

00:32:01.660 has a black lives matter pin too could you wear this while you do it too she's she's wearing two

00:32:05.820 mass black lives matter pin and she's got a fucking just she has a fistful of condoms just in case i

00:32:12.720 think i i would be stunned if there isn't at least a few imagine arguing with a rape victim about

00:32:18.160 whether to wear a condom or not wait we don't know because uh california made it uh legal to

00:32:25.960 not i guess to not disclose if you have uh aids or hiv right that'd be another thing i could just be

00:32:33.740 like now i'm not supposed to ask you if you have hiv but can you please wear this condom before you

00:32:38.200 rape me like just holy shit now all right guys well i gotta run i just want to denounce every

00:32:45.760 single one of you and condemn good idea my god uh and i wish you guys could follow me on twitter

00:32:51.860 at ussliberty underscore 1967 but you can't so just you know whatever what are you doing where are you

00:32:57.520 going i'm actually live streaming i didn't know you were doing it tonight too so go watch clint's show

00:33:01.980 just come watch mine later and by the way we're exciting we actually have two uh ships in here that

00:33:07.140 were bombed uh so because the uss oh the cold yeah hell yeah i remember that good shit that's why

00:33:16.940 cole hates al-qaeda so much all right guys rape is bad don't do it yeah i agree we all agree

00:33:22.420 let's just put it down that we denounce rape okay like this is a whole joke so we don't let it be

00:33:28.460 known i am not an advocate of rape i want to be i want to be crystal clear big fan of rape everybody

00:33:34.760 should do it well i had one additional question on that though now if the if the super woke

00:33:40.640 progressive woman what if she's being raped by a trans person oh i didn't even think about that

00:33:46.740 i don't get your angle i think i think the biggest problem is that there's not enough

00:33:50.980 women rapists does she have to allow more no no no you always you forget about how many teachers

00:33:56.000 rape uh kids i know that's awesome i mean but we need we need a lot more of it is what i'm saying

00:34:02.780 because you know and for the record for the record everyone that goes oh that's so fucked up you

00:34:07.700 think that that's okay because she's some hot 24 year old and he's some fucking 16 year old man

00:34:12.680 you think that that's okay i do i do men and women are different they are different look man when you

00:34:18.860 were 16 you would probably want to nail that bitch all right i mean don't get me wrong 16 i had

00:34:22.880 teachers that weren't even hot that i would have fucking cut off my left arm to see

00:34:26.300 don't get me wrong there's something wrong with a woman who does that i'm not saying there's not

00:34:31.340 something wrong with her i'm just saying like should she be put in prison like is it really

00:34:35.600 is it yeah because it's not like it's it's it is way more of a service to the to the little boy

00:34:43.400 as long as the kid oh i know the boy does it well i guess he does really but this is this is this is

00:34:51.680 where we get crazy people say that the kid can't consent and i'm like and i'm like when i was 16

00:34:57.540 let's bring it to men always consent that's just the thing

00:35:05.740 rothbard you guys have heard of rothbard's concept of how it works with children and essentially you

00:35:12.500 own your children and that's how that solves the problem i think it should also extend to women and

00:35:16.060 it solves all this problem these problems yeah because it's just now it's just a property to spew it's

00:35:20.620 not a matter of like they had a proper you know age to consent and it solves all these problems

00:35:24.780 makes sense now there are definitely flaws there but let's not make this a philosophical debate

00:35:30.800 all right all right hey we don't have we don't have to fucking debate this entire topic i just want

00:35:35.400 to go around the panel and i want to say when you were 16 if some smoke show 23 year old teacher

00:35:40.220 was like put it in me would you have considered yourself a victim dude i was getting hard-ons from

00:35:44.940 like no i would not consider myself okay so that's a no jose yes i would smash

00:35:50.620 no okay so you're not a victim not a victim no thank you and yet and yet when i bring this up

00:35:57.040 people go who is pedo apologist blah blah blah like fuck you dude you all the guys that are saying

00:36:03.800 that like i can understand girls perspective because they don't fucking get it guys are lying

00:36:07.920 through their teeth well but like like i said i think that men always consent i don't think there

00:36:12.060 is like i think that's not true

00:36:13.860 i think men biologically will always cold really trying hard to make a cohesive rape theory and he's

00:36:23.840 just no no no no this is very simple men always consent women don't always consent so i think if

00:36:30.320 there is always consent from a man it starts from when they become a man as

00:36:35.040 fucking ridiculous that's a ridiculous what do we define as man do we have to put them some sort

00:36:40.840 of like coming of age ritual what are we shit that's what yeah when your teacher makes them come

00:36:45.460 that's the coming of age holy shit no no there's um what was i gonna say uh there's a power dynamic

00:36:54.140 there obviously and this is yeah the man's in power always no yeah this is totally simple that's what i

00:37:00.040 was gonna say the man is more powerful than the woman so that's the power dynamic there in the kid

00:37:05.700 teacher thing i'm confused there was there was i did see something like a woman was doing it to a 12

00:37:10.640 year old boy which is all right that's a little bit fucked up yeah i think i'd be very freaked out

00:37:18.440 i saw a video it was like a tiktok video on our youtube short and it was that this lady she she was

00:37:27.640 like sending pictures to a 12 year old boy and i believe they had sex in her car and she got

00:37:34.340 two months in jail it's what she got yeah two months that's it she's like that's the appropriate

00:37:40.360 punishment i know we joke a lot a lot around here but 12 is weird so you're like oh that's kind of

00:37:47.100 oh wait did you say 12 i take it back if you said 12 yeah he was 12

00:37:52.240 all right take it back that's not the appropriate something's weird i don't know like i thought you

00:37:56.800 said 16 i feel like i feel like that should be the rule like if you're a 16 year old boy and you

00:38:00.580 want to fuck your teacher and she wants to fuck you and then you do she has to go to prison for 30

00:38:04.280 days you know just like put the threshold up but it also doesn't go on your permanent record it's

00:38:10.820 just like of course i think it's just like it's like you go it's like no you just have to go there

00:38:15.140 for 30 days but also you should probably go to therapy because you're definitely damaged

00:38:18.520 because let's be real let's not i don't think it's actually a good thing and i think there's

00:38:22.780 something wrong with the woman so i think what should happen is this is where like things like

00:38:25.980 haram come in you know so i think she should be executed but i think the man should be rewarded

00:38:31.340 in some way maybe a title to be given an official man listen man or lord i don't know listen if you're

00:38:38.260 if you're if you're a high school friend you're like 16 year old friend banged like the hot teacher

00:38:43.700 there you'd be high-fiving the shit out of that motherfucker of course you would yeah

00:38:47.340 and you wouldn't and you wouldn't now sit here today and go oh he raped him like you'd be

00:38:51.800 no dude i do real quick i always find it funny when people give these kids shit like why the

00:38:56.140 fuck is he telling everybody like you i could not i would tell everybody everyone because they're

00:39:02.160 like well they ruined it for everybody like dude i could not contain it but you know i fucked you know

00:39:06.240 it really wouldn't matter the hotness of the teacher anyway you can literally bang like us the

00:39:14.280 70 year old almost retired one and be like i'm like yeah that's what are you gonna be like you

00:39:20.260 know miss jones banged her and i would be like fucking awesome well in that case the 16 year old

00:39:25.360 is probably the rapist just just so you know all right you gotta get out of here don't you clint

00:39:29.740 you you what you got a few minutes i got yeah i'm i'm going at 10.05 so i got like four minutes

00:39:34.120 jim let's talk anna h for four minutes oh yeah yeah oh shit pull up the video anna h all right

00:39:38.960 it was so fucking funny because i had no idea who this woman was and then so everybody in the group

00:39:44.500 chat was like yeah i don't know shit and i'm like i just never what's her most famous movie

00:39:49.840 that one vaguely familiar the one with harrison ford i've seen you in movies like it's one of those

00:39:57.060 you know i don't know where or whatever the one with harrison ford where she's running around with the

00:40:01.220 the wet tank top for sure doesn't fucking matter play the video i have four minutes

00:40:06.160 so consider it his time so so so she was in a car crash we have this first video where it looks like

00:40:14.080 this is the whole video it's only four seconds the over the top video is way better though

00:40:19.480 clearly oh yeah she looks very weird too like what is we might have have that here the over the top

00:40:25.980 video is way better it's like it looks like it's from like a yeah this i think it's this one yeah

00:40:32.760 desperation grabbing to try and get away no burn what the hell god damn it toad

00:40:41.440 is this is this my phone oh yeah here it is here it is here it is firefighters because you can see

00:40:45.800 you're like rip it away in a fire department vehicle no emts shady af

00:40:53.180 they're like she's dead yeah she's like she's dead and it's just like

00:40:59.420 just kidding here i am sandy hook all over again dog

00:41:04.360 and there was no burns visible to the eye she ripped open the white bag or she to try

00:41:10.140 her hair her hair isn't burnt grabbing to try and get away no burns on her arms back or hair

00:41:17.880 and then you got another video as well these ring cameras yep i i do have that actually one second

00:41:24.200 wait there's another video from ring cameras well this is totally crazy so there's multiple oh this

00:41:29.400 is a break shit yeah so the story is that she was in a car crash right and it was an accident it

00:41:35.880 caught on fire and then she died but as we can see there they had like put her in a body bag

00:41:39.760 she was not dead obviously she woke up but then yeah i think we have the audio on this we have these

00:41:46.140 ring cameras oh is this where is this the crash of her car going by there are multiple angles of this

00:41:51.260 this is one of them the key thing is the brakes you can hear the e-brakes like she's trying

00:41:55.280 desperately but oh like her brakes

00:41:58.240 she was flying and you can hear that screeching like i mean

00:42:05.340 right so there is also another one i don't know if it's on this thread somewhere

00:42:10.040 it doesn't matter it's the exact same thing it doesn't matter uh i'm just saying dude i'm just saying

00:42:15.520 she's driving some you know new car that's able to be manipulated first off all right so i saw her

00:42:20.460 do a podcast or like some interview a few weeks before she died she seems super coked out so let

00:42:27.280 me preface all of my conspiracy theorizing she's awesome she's fucking cool as shit she's partying

00:42:33.600 hard she's starting businesses she's having fun with her friends but but she's also creating

00:42:40.380 a fucking some sort of movie about uh child sex trafficking rings at the highest level so i don't

00:42:46.380 know if that's enough to get you popped i really don't but the fact that she was ellen's old bitch

00:42:50.860 ellen's the fucking cia plant 100 percent oh yeah oh monica perez coming out and has has the las vegas

00:42:59.300 security guard does his only interview ever on her show flees to mexico never seen again

00:43:05.180 then then she gives interviews talking about how she's doing this she seems all coked out she's probably

00:43:11.280 crazy but she's partying she's having fun with her friends then she gets into her vehicle

00:43:15.060 crashes into some old lady apparently into a garage so maybe the the screeching we're hearing

00:43:19.700 is the the fender is busted and she's like that could be it it sounds like brakes to me man or

00:43:25.580 she is she is yanking or she is yanking on her fucking e-brake because her pedal her accelerator is

00:43:32.760 pinned just saying man because she doesn't look burned she doesn't look burned and then she's put

00:43:37.600 into a fucking coma intentionally to deal with her burns allegedly organs almost immediately yep and

00:43:43.460 then they pull her off a live support three days later i'm just saying wow crazy yeah crazy which

00:43:51.680 by the way they are still releasing the movie by the way but now we just don't know if like this is

00:43:58.100 what they want us to see as opposed to like what yeah do you see that reuters fact check tweet where

00:44:04.580 they're like oh the uh the producer of the film said this has nothing to do with that scene like it

00:44:09.380 is about trafficking and i'm like was it before i don't know i don't i mean i haven't dug into this

00:44:14.100 but it's like it's uh all right see you man you're out of here yeah i love you guys peace all right man

00:44:18.940 peace out but i mean i don't know i guess i automatically it's funny i have no like backing

00:44:23.820 to know whether it's true or not but it's like i as soon as a fact check thing says i'm like

00:44:27.580 now i doubt it yeah it is very weird also it'd be very weird to talk about human child trafficking

00:44:33.860 and then not mention jeffrey epstein it'd be kind of like like hey let's talk about the nba history

00:44:39.460 and not mention michael jordan oh i think it's just it was absolutely it's like it's like this is

00:44:45.180 their all-star this is they're the greatest of all time dude this guy fucking rules in the you know

00:44:50.040 child trafficking industry and she's like just gonna totally brush over that no way like it this

00:44:55.340 is just i do love all the jokes in the chat about uh this is just women drivers this is just how

00:44:59.980 women drivers dude i i really think that that was the sound of her brake like being locked or

00:45:09.740 something i mean i could equally believe it was a fender dragging in the ground it's really hard

00:45:13.520 to tell i mean hey you know what hey uh toe just send daniel uh or whatever his fucking name is

00:45:19.440 uh uh link to the podcast he just dropped on yeah just do it

00:45:23.500 so we can leave whenever he gets on here

00:45:27.660 now we gotta awkwardly wait and this is weird

00:45:36.620 if you actually want to do i don't care at the other thing would be funny

00:45:40.640 he said he he's like now that the only two important hosts left can i come on

00:45:45.200 i feel like the energy's all gone dude i send him the links well we did lose uh yeah

00:45:52.460 we did lose uh reed who was fucking like booming tonight i thought top was gonna probably come in

00:45:57.840 yeah i was digging that top no top was supposed to come in yeah and he might still come when there

00:46:03.260 was something else that was uh fuck there was another he was talking about that uh you brought up

00:46:09.080 jose did i what was the uh it wasn't the whitmer shit was it no because that guy on your show but

00:46:19.280 there's something that uh top had mentioned that we were talking about some great content for all

00:46:23.760 these people i know we're so sorry there's this thing i think i mean so uh i mean i mean you guys

00:46:31.000 can tell me if you know more about yeah the mini cooper than i do but i believe that's what she was

00:46:35.120 driving that was definitely mini cooper flying so are we are we thinking that someone tampered with

00:46:41.540 her car and then maybe if she has one of those if she has a newer vehicle uh you could also remotely

00:46:47.820 control the vehicle right i i honestly with information provided i can find a narrative that

00:46:53.640 isn't anything you know nefarious but there are definitely some things that point certain ways and

00:46:59.100 it's kind of fucking weird so like you know it's it's perfectly plausible she got all cooked up

00:47:04.680 crashed into one other place and i guess supposedly she drove to another one and then i i don't know

00:47:09.060 the body bag one is hard done yeah and i've seen a lot of people a lot of people in the comments were

00:47:13.780 talking about how this is just like either she was already dead or she was already like passed out and

00:47:19.420 this is like somebody like waking up from like being passed out and all that's either now the body

00:47:24.160 bag is very weird which i did see some other like emts or like online people just saying they're

00:47:29.220 saying they do do that for burn victims which i don't believe but uh but they were just saying

00:47:35.660 like okay if let's just say that that is something they use and then this lady was passed out

00:47:40.160 then if you did wake up in the middle that you would try to break out but the weirdest part is then

00:47:45.500 they were just like fucking shoved her ass and she did look super disoriented and weird like so

00:47:51.480 something happened to her before that she i mean obviously like we're going super fed crazy you know

00:47:56.180 conspiracy here yeah obviously they did something to her knock her out i don't know whatever to get

00:48:00.480 her in the body bag in the first place what happened to the woman the old lady that she hit i have no

00:48:05.080 idea i have no idea yo fucking top saving time wasn't there something i was not digging this energy

00:48:12.340 in the group chat that you had mentioned earlier this week i thought there was something that you had

00:48:16.060 were talking about but maybe not oh i don't know i just popped in here because i see daniel three

00:48:20.720 says that he's trying to come on the show it would be really funny if he's in the lobby right

00:48:28.080 now and top's like no i'm not gonna let you i'm too drunk and stoned to argue back with him so like

00:48:32.340 and clint isn't here to provide a forceful hand i read to be like no that's gay i did give him the

00:48:38.440 link so it's possible he shows up whatever jc why are they calling me daniel the fuck is going on

00:48:44.940 here that is very weird like i mean i if anybody they would call you danny but daniel is like

00:48:50.340 it feels ominous doesn't it hello daniel that's what your mom calls you yeah

00:48:57.040 what do you think christ does he know me he knows me personally have you gone deep into this i have

00:49:04.520 not gone deep at all into this i don't know what that that video was about that was some weird shit

00:49:10.020 the anth thing yeah dude what are you thinking about my okc series no i'm not even trying to

00:49:15.640 suck my own dick this is really like richard booth is a shit and it's been dope are you getting sucked

00:49:19.840 into it because i i'm getting sucked into it i really hope that tops like i haven't watched a

00:49:24.280 single episode you tell me who's getting into it i'm on episode four now how many you got so far

00:49:31.260 five or six there was five and a bonus episode yeah i think it's six okay dude yeah this is really

00:49:37.420 yeah that's great content but is there really much content to fucking uh yeah there is okc i'll

00:49:44.320 let top say since he's watching it's ridiculous how many different rabbit holes you can get into

00:49:50.640 it okc has been one of the like conspiracy theories that i just briefed over most of the time because

00:49:56.260 it's like yeah we know the government lies but when you start to look at every single player in this

00:50:02.540 it's like everybody's a fed everyone all the way down to timothy mcveigh it's it's insanity

00:50:07.900 it's complete insanity everybody's lying it's yeah yeah and there's like sources to back all the

00:50:15.760 shit up too which is the wild shit it's like this isn't just people making shit up because i can be

00:50:19.360 like with my guests but like he'll be going to a story and be like well you got a source for that

00:50:22.320 like yeah this one uh document or whatever and like it's like all like back and you're like hold

00:50:26.840 like richard booth is like uh the peak autism and he just like applied it to okc like he really did

00:50:33.580 he was like i'm gonna piece together all this shit and yeah and it's like this is like in a weird

00:50:39.320 almost like his fucking life's work that he's just you know mind dumping on my show and i'm like okay

00:50:43.840 give it to me yeah so by the way someone did uh tyler keeps trying to uh fucking troll me and say

00:50:50.120 that we should talk about circumcision because uh go ahead no because i oh we're talking circumcision

00:50:57.960 i was joking i wasn't gonna go there i didn't want to go in trouble i have to go to bed with my

00:51:02.060 wife after this i can't i can't talk about circumcision right now let's just say uh cole hates the

00:51:09.800 jews and you know where he uh stands on this topic yeah no cole is gonna take the w gracefully

00:51:15.680 i'm not familiar with the so what is the what is i i i i don't want to circumcise our son that

00:51:26.420 we're having a baby it's a boy i don't want to circumcise their son but you're circumcised yes i am

00:51:32.040 circumcised you just really want a better looking dick than your son

00:51:34.320 he doesn't want his he doesn't want his son to uh or no wait you don't want to circumcise never mind

00:51:42.060 yeah i don't want to circumcise him i want him to be natural i want him to be uh fucking you know

00:51:47.120 be able to feel be able to jerk his dick anytime he wants to not to worry about any lube or shaving

00:51:52.560 cream or fucking anything like that yeah you want him to have that extra like millimeter

00:51:58.440 you know that's what it does that's what it's there for exactly make you mean basically you know

00:52:03.920 make sex feel better all that kind of stuff i mean hell yeah yeah as a father jose did you

00:52:10.080 circumcise your daughters yeah we're gonna have them fucking around

00:52:14.500 it was funny i saw them arguing today and i was like uh it's i'm kind of glad i didn't have a son

00:52:22.980 because me and my wife i had that i've had the same argument for because i'm like no he's not

00:52:26.480 getting his dick snipped like like you're like oh my god well the dick cheese i'm like well they

00:52:31.040 need to learn to clean i don't feel i feel like that's like i don't know i don't feel like dick

00:52:35.900 cheese is as big of a thing anymore i feel like that was a thing probably when god told the

00:52:40.680 israelites to do it in 4000 bc dick cheese is probably a thing because i don't know have they

00:52:44.940 invented soap yet i don't think i love that guy no but but but by now where people are going to be

00:52:51.340 taking showers every day and little boys are going to jerk their dicks anyway i'm pretty sure they're

00:52:55.760 going to get in the shower for sure at least a little water down in there is going to you know

00:52:59.660 clean it up yeah but also think about it like you think you can't clean your own foreskin but you

00:53:05.000 still have to clean your own asshole like come on it seems like all the women's arguments always

00:53:10.380 come down to what it looks like because it is a genuine thing my wife has like told me before

00:53:13.720 she'd be like i don't know if i was with a guy and he pulled an uncircumcised dick i'd be like what

00:53:17.120 the fuck is that thing like i don't know why they're so hung like the dick is already ugly so like yeah

00:53:21.840 that was my argument that the dick is already and if there's actually i don't know uh did you ever

00:53:27.180 watch adam ruins everything yeah um he actually has a whole one on circumcision uh and which i think

00:53:34.160 he's a fucking jew but he was against uh he's against circumcision that was one of his more

00:53:38.300 base it was more base ones and that was usually he like went around and asked women he was like uh

00:53:44.120 do you like do you like this dick i'm pretty sure he'd either ask them or he actually showed and they

00:53:52.160 were just like no they're both ugly like they're both like you know what you need to do is you need

00:53:58.000 to uh they need to be able to like do it anonymously or something you know what i mean because there's

00:54:02.100 that uh what's what's that effect called there's like bias racial bias no the bradley effect where

00:54:10.800 there's bias in like polling when you don't want to like say what your true feelings are you know

00:54:16.780 what i'm saying i know what you're talking about and then once you get in that voting booth you vote

00:54:20.180 for donald trump yeah i think yeah don't worry about that stuff what if you get close enough uh

00:54:27.460 like to get in a girl to bed it doesn't really matter i can understand the uh i can understand

00:54:33.840 the argument from a woman's point of view from like dick sucking because i mean i don't know why

00:54:37.820 but i can understand a woman would be like you know with that in their face about your mouth i might

00:54:42.020 be like what the fuck and like it's like asking more for a woman this is very weird it's like it's

00:54:48.200 gripping especially in a long-term relationship they may be slightly weirded out by your weird

00:54:54.760 dick and then it's over time like i don't know i feel like in a long-term relationship that could

00:54:58.500 cause weird issues if they're like yeah yeah but come on man it's like it's like um you know those

00:55:04.600 uh sausages that are wrapped more and they kind of have that crunch to it you know what i mean yes

00:55:09.380 i had some this weekend it was very good i know top top's been married so he knows how low how like

00:55:14.560 the blowies die down in frequency so you don't want any factor whatsoever interfering with that

00:55:19.820 they stopped like a week after i got uh uh you know you do that to yourself so well look look man

00:55:33.860 uh you're gonna get all the blows you want because it's impossible to rape your own wife so it's true

00:55:38.660 top you have a son do you mind selling us what you did tell us about his dick yeah yeah no we

00:55:46.620 didn't do that we didn't we didn't snip him hell yeah i honestly i know here's the thing i think

00:55:51.640 that it's becoming more common to not do it is anyone here not sniffed i am but it happened when i

00:55:57.520 was three wait oh oh i think it's a puerto rican thing isn't it or something is that a puerto rican

00:56:02.080 that's what i was gonna ask i was like i didn't want to i feel like it's a cultural thing for them

00:56:05.940 because my dick my dick's the only puerto rican dick i've ever seen so i'm not sure that's a

00:56:11.260 fucking lie and you know yeah it is a lie well i don't ask i don't ask college baseball you sold

00:56:16.980 dicks all the time and there's a lot of people that play baseball yeah that's true yeah yeah you know

00:56:23.480 what goes on in those locker rooms i don't know every dude's seen a lot of dicks anyone says otherwise

00:56:28.020 they're lying or they're telling the truth they're a complete fucking nerd that like didn't do any sort

00:56:32.680 of sports or anything yeah exactly i remember in the group chat when uh ck was saying that she'd

00:56:37.560 seen more dicks than i have i'm like yeah right i've been in a locker room before no here's the

00:56:43.840 i see like 88 dicks speaking of locker rooms i don't know if you do you know who um god damn i just

00:56:50.540 forgot his name so he was on the raiders and he was the first openly gay player to actually be

00:56:55.660 on an nfl team to actually it was michael sam but he was on the rams no no no no not michael sam

00:57:01.660 there's a new guy he's a white dude and he just we got a new gay he's the first white

00:57:07.660 because he what i was mentioning was uh hold on carl nasib he's the uh first openly active

00:57:18.740 in a gay nfl player um and it's only one currently well i think he was the only one to like actually

00:57:26.040 like make a team like michael sam got drafted but like this guy actually played in games like i don't

00:57:30.860 know if i'm making the drafts guess what i'm gay maybe some points but what i was gonna ask what

00:57:37.180 i was gonna ask also this is not true because jeff garcia was clearly gay so he just got traded or

00:57:43.040 he just like signed with the tampa buccaneers which is really funny because i bet he really

00:57:47.080 wishes that tom brady was his dad uh because tom brady kisses his son it's on the lips but

00:57:52.480 uh do you think with with how homosexual it is in locker rooms do you think that an actual

00:57:59.400 homosexual man would act more heterosexual in the locker room i think you're just upset your dad

00:58:04.120 doesn't love you enough to kiss you in your mouth but what's but acting heterosexual in the locker room

00:58:10.900 is still like nice dick bro and like slapping some guy's ass no no no i'm no i'm not talking about the

00:58:16.480 heterosexual way of you would like being homosexual heterosexual homosexual way of being

00:58:22.260 a straight man that fucks dudes it's not power gang uh gay no this is like being a homosexual but

00:58:28.420 you have to act heterosexual so you don't gay i'm a straight man that fucks dudes yeah like this guy

00:58:34.400 is gonna be in the locker room and i feel like he'll be the straightest fucking dude in the locker

00:58:38.040 room that's what i feel because i feel like everybody else is gonna be a fucking all the

00:58:41.980 we've been in locker rooms we're all fucking faggots and gay in there dude we all like

00:58:46.420 whip our dicks out we fucking dance fucking twerk we do all types of stupid shit helicopter he's going

00:58:52.060 to be like basically i i he might like change in a fucking like like uh closet or something so like

00:59:00.260 nobody he's in the closet i get the point you're getting at he would be the gayest about it but not

00:59:05.620 in the gay way you know i mean if that makes sense like yeah all the guys be like look at this

00:59:09.940 faggot like not even like whipping his dick out yeah he would not he would never show his dick

00:59:13.920 yeah he would he would avert his gaze and he would also he would not look at anybody he would make

00:59:19.440 sure to like shield himself from looking at all the other guys and they're walking around naked

00:59:23.680 he would be the only one being like staring straight into his little locker like nope not

00:59:27.900 gonna look it's kind of tragic if you think about it because in his in his head he's like oh my god

00:59:31.800 they're gonna expect me to be so gay i can't act gay and they're like i wish you'd fucking act more gay

00:59:36.860 your straightness weirded me out that's what i'm saying i feel like that's what i think is

00:59:43.880 happening i don't think he would go into uh nfl locker and like hey boys let's ready to fucking

00:59:49.900 kick some balls today like no i don't think he's doing that i think it's actually the opposite of

00:59:55.340 um so look i think the gay guy being in a men's locker room is like the opposite of a uh trans woman

01:00:02.140 being in a women's locker room you know what i mean oh yeah trans woman in a women's locker room

01:00:07.000 is just looking at it's gonna be literally just like it's just no fucking way not again this

01:00:13.340 schizo fuck if that's true it's a second time if that's true click get back on here and uh

01:00:21.100 oh my god no uh jinx crack connoisseur on twitter i don't think he's ever been on any podcast that i'm

01:00:27.020 aware of so clint and he won't be yeah right so everyone just thinks he's anonymous he's he posts

01:00:33.100 super crazy conspiracy shit i really i really think that we should open like pull up uh clint's stream

01:00:40.140 and just watch there bring up his stream i just yeah let's just like live stream him being disappointed

01:00:49.420 is he actually on there oh okay because he's boomer did that before and then gets in and then

01:00:59.660 kind of like awkwardly talks like i think he doesn't realize he could just like hang out he's

01:01:03.580 done that before we're like he's had to show up and he just sits there just like kind of like stalling

01:01:08.460 uh so like the fed and shit like he's not he hasn't gone live yet he's in did i mention i'm a

01:01:20.220 money money mortgage manager oh my god so apparently this wasn't elon musk and i guess it was just

01:01:29.340 dennis i'm sorry to have wasted your time oh did you see fucking um uh joe jorgensen responding to

01:01:38.780 elon musk today it was like elon's tweet alone was really cringe and then he was way worse yeah but

01:01:48.140 that's just elon elon was just being him which so if you don't know elon said um i'm too uh was it

01:01:55.340 like i'm too lefty for uh uh he said he said like he said he's a centrist yeah basically yeah

01:02:02.380 basically it's interest of the worst then joe jorgensen responds with hey elon dm me

01:02:12.060 we need to talk it's serious like we need to talk it's serious i'm joe jorgensen i'm the

01:02:17.180 representative of libertarianism this bitch doesn't even run her own twitter man i can't i really don't

01:02:23.260 like her i can't stand her actually if she was the one that came up with the uh the anti-racist

01:02:29.100 tweet would that make her better or worse though she looks like she she wears like a size 13 shoe

01:02:33.820 i've never seen her in real life it's like she just has yeah i think she's like six feet tall

01:02:38.940 i bet she was thick as fuck back in her prime dog she's got that figure like she used to be a piece

01:02:48.540 jose's the only person how could you know she wears like a baggy pantsuit everywhere i don't

01:02:53.740 know he's like 65 which she actually looks great for age she looks great especially her face does not

01:03:01.580 look like she's that old well at least whenever she was running whatever in 2020 she didn't look that

01:03:05.900 old i think she looks way worse now how does how does she eat tyler i'm curious oh yeah tyler was

01:03:12.780 very uh he totally talked about this on our show about how like she uh i've been told on multiple

01:03:18.060 shows but i always forget it i'm pretty sure she's like it's not a very good story like

01:03:22.460 fucking novels her food down it's like it's like the seinfeld man hands where she takes the lobster

01:03:28.620 just rips it in half it's funny isn't there like a whole bunch of your teacher and you're

01:03:36.780 a lot of implications that she's had like sex dungeons and it's like in the swinging and

01:03:40.540 shit like i think it's borderline almost confirmed i might be talking about my ass real quick you're

01:03:45.740 16 and your teacher uh your public school teacher does it that doesn't matter what she looks like

01:03:51.740 wants to fuck you no would you would you feel like a victim no

01:04:00.060 yeah that's uh you are eight years old

01:04:04.700 where's your line uh we've been discussing it for weeks so i think he was serious about

01:04:11.180 coming who knows though i'll give him 10 more minutes fingers crossed

01:04:16.700 fingers in the butthole by the way speaking of clint's fingers even though he's not here to defend

01:04:20.460 himself he's the one that wears gloves while lifting right oh my god how epic would it be

01:04:25.020 real quick if jinx tomorrow made like a big edit of like a bunch of dms and just like fucks with him

01:04:34.540 he does a whole thing where clint is a fed that that would be so fucking funny

01:04:40.940 only one of us who hasn't been repeatedly banned from twitter so jinx is so artful he would do it in

01:04:46.140 a way where it's like open to interpretation is jinx the fed or is clint the fed i do want to

01:04:52.700 this i do want to like i just died in your arms tonight

01:05:00.140 what'd you say the gloves in the gym thing yeah

01:05:03.900 i don't know much about this so you don't wear gloves do you talk please no

01:05:07.660 no who does who does apparently clint i don't i don't wear gloves no

01:05:14.380 when i was when i was like 16 and then i realized uh you get way stronger when you don't wear gloves

01:05:20.300 oh yeah grip strength dog and something about having hands that even just

01:05:26.220 even just making your hands be more callous it makes it so you have better grip like it's like

01:05:31.420 like that's why i play ukulele man i like to have the manly calloused fingers

01:05:41.900 you're way stronger i can kind of get it from clint's perspective though he's an older guy he's

01:05:46.060 been trying to get with me he's like essentially the perpetual 20 year old in a certain sense like

01:05:50.860 at least relationship wise like yeah he was an adult like career wise i just think he just likes

01:05:55.580 having really soft hands i think that's that's my point there is definitely some legitimacy i don't

01:06:00.380 know how if you've experienced this top but i can't tell you how many times my wife complains

01:06:03.820 about how rough my hands are like trying to fucking finger blaster shit and like get that

01:06:07.820 your hands are fucking sandpaper

01:06:13.180 the only time i can see a man wearing gloves is if they are a legit power lifter like legitimately

01:06:18.460 a power lifter power lifters don't use that shit no they use chalk okay yeah i mean there's i

01:06:24.380 i feel like some do yeah the ones who use gloves are called faggots

01:06:30.220 if you're a power lifter and you're using like gloves you're gonna get made fun of

01:06:34.780 what kind of gloves are these like these are they're just like

01:06:38.460 fucking fingerless gloves they're fingerless okay yeah and they just basically just protect your like

01:06:44.300 right here your palms just just i'm getting fucking like small cowl stuff that's whatever you call that

01:06:48.860 yeah now the other thing i can see being used for is some people like the gloves that have

01:06:53.900 either the wrist brace on it already or that have straps attached to it that's the only time i can

01:06:59.580 see straps are the worst because you're like i mean okay you know i say that i'm talking

01:07:04.380 shit but i guess it depends on what you're doing if you're a bodybuilder

01:07:07.020 he's doing he's doing the walk of shame back to our show

01:07:14.700 dm clinton tell him to get back on the show don't let him in don't let him in

01:07:19.340 what the fuck was i talking about you guys the straps straps yeah straps are the worst

01:07:24.700 but i can depending on like what you're into like if you're working to be a bodybuilder it's good

01:07:29.740 because then you're kind of taking your hands out because if you're trying to like have that body

01:07:33.260 build or build you're going to want to build those larger muscles more and when you do something

01:07:37.580 you're trying to take out like you don't want to fail in your grip strength you want to fail

01:07:41.260 from your actual muscles yes so you strap yeah yeah so i can understand it if you're trying to

01:07:45.580 build select muscles you're trying to take your fucking uh hands out of the equation but if you're

01:07:50.380 doing any sort of functional anything like power lifting or whatever straps are you're a

01:07:55.180 fucking you're a queer like you just are like now like are you more queer if you have

01:08:00.060 the straps or the fucking hooks have you seen the fucking oh the hooks are worse but they're both

01:08:05.180 almost as bad but i i could only the only argument i can make is like and i've had to do before where

01:08:10.060 like from dead lifting i've ripped off calluses and so like i could understand in that situation

01:08:14.940 maybe wearing a glove just because it's like your hands fucked up or or what have you uh but for the

01:08:19.900 most part no you you don't fucking now have you yeah uh it was funny because i i love old

01:08:27.020 men lifters in the gym that's my fucking favorite is watching dude like old dudes was there was one

01:08:32.140 there's one that i go to the gym every day and there's a guy in there every day same time

01:08:37.260 wears i'm not lying these same clothes every day it's not even the i'm talking the legitimately

01:08:42.700 same because they have holes in them that you like the same holes on his elbows and like it's

01:08:48.780 every fucking day the same thing there's also this like it's the best though is the

01:08:53.660 the old dudes that are obviously fucking fat but they also do have muscle they're like they're just

01:08:58.860 big they're like big fucking dudes always wearing sweatshirts sweatpants no ass absolutely no ass

01:09:05.500 because they like they don't do squats and they don't do anything for like like making their ass

01:09:11.020 they have a flat ass but a huge upper body but then like all their fucking reps are like fucking no

01:09:17.820 range of motion they do like ego lifting like they eat like like they put like

01:09:21.740 on like all the fucking weight and then just go like

01:09:28.380 that's my fucking favorite real quick clint update uh apparently uh jinx is active on twitter

01:09:35.820 while this is all happening

01:09:41.580 with the old man lifters dude i love that they have no sense of shame at all and they

01:09:45.740 and they'll just walk around completely bare ass naked in the locker rooms they will

01:09:50.860 i do gotta say real quick i'm i know we're reveling in clint's pain i genuinely want to see this

01:09:55.100 episode but i'm also it is it's also funny like well there is no episode he never went live

01:10:00.940 should we tower jinx oh that'd be i don't know with what you'd have to come up with something good

01:10:05.340 uh do we know if he's black no we don't know anything about him no

01:10:15.100 yeah uh update jinx says he's coming and it's just fashionably late lol

01:10:21.980 he's taking nigger time to the real extreme here dude i'm no i don't know i'm looking

01:10:32.540 are you back in the gym now are you are you just working out at your house his life is a gym

01:10:37.500 bitch get on it yeah i just like i dig holes and i do pull-ups out here that's all i do drag

01:10:43.980 shit around yeah you just have a huge back just gonna be like a nice this is just white as

01:10:51.020 shit by the way i've lost 10 pounds and i've gained like a lot like some muscle i feel i'm feeling great

01:10:57.580 dude i just uh i started doing keto again so we'll see how that goes

01:11:03.420 i'm getting the weights as well i saw you got some uh chickens cool you're focusing on live the

01:11:07.580 country yes dude i got some elizabeth got some chickens she's taking care of them i'm like i told

01:11:11.900 her like if you're getting chickens you're taking care of it listen to your pitch i was like i'm not

01:11:15.820 fucking this is like you wanted chickens they're not even laying yet so i don't even get like i don't

01:11:20.300 get any fucking like benefit from this yeah dude my wife got pet snails recently which like she didn't

01:11:28.220 buy them from the store what happened is at her work i guess there was like she works night shifts so

01:11:34.140 like i guess like sometimes they go hang out while people are smoking stuff like uh there's like snails

01:11:38.860 or in their their parking lot or whatever and i guess they were coming to like you know the pet

01:11:43.980 like i don't know they hired some contractors to basically kill the motherfuckers and so they're

01:11:47.660 like oh no being women and all and they're like well we're gonna save a bunch of them and she's

01:11:51.660 like can we bring home like and it's like that stereotypical like dad pet dynamic where you're

01:11:56.300 like well i don't care as long as you fucking like i don't want anything to do with it but you

01:12:00.380 know like as long as you take care of it i don't give a fuck and then it slowly is like can

01:12:03.820 you do this can you do that and you're like what the fuck is going on here i've done i literally

01:12:08.620 like i'll be like no it's not i i i did tell her up front i was like i'm not taking care of these

01:12:14.780 i'm not i'm not cleaning out their shed you're not fucking i'm not picking up their eggs i'm not

01:12:19.820 fucking beating them i'm not watering i'm not gonna do any of that shit no i'm not i don't put them up

01:12:24.540 at night no i'm not top knows what's up i mean there's tops they it wasn't it wasn't his wife's

01:12:31.580 idea was it top knows the dynamic top you've had like 40 i i'm up to like 40 chickens i've got two

01:12:38.540 geese two ducks are they laying yet no none of them are laying they're just fucking eaters

01:12:45.260 i don't mean i don't know 40 children is what you have you have 40

01:12:49.500 i'm sure you've had the situation before where like your i've done this to my dad

01:12:53.740 yeah i've done this to him or your dad it's always the kid to the dad too and you're like as long as

01:12:57.260 you take care of it and then it slowly becomes a dad's thing yeah yeah by the way they're also

01:13:02.300 not a ton of work junkie just said i want chickens but i'm a lazy bitch they're not a ton of work

01:13:06.780 because if you just kind of free range them or at least have some kind of pendant where they can walk

01:13:10.060 around they'll basically take care of themselves like if if you get a rooster like he'll fucking lead

01:13:15.900 them around they'll eat all day and then they'll if they if you at least for the first couple days to

01:13:21.020 show them where to go at night they'll just go there like the only thing would be like

01:13:26.700 i mean i guess going out and picking up the fucking eggs and also just i've been trying to

01:13:32.380 talk their pen i've been trying to talk my wife and that shit for like ever but the problem is only

01:13:36.220 me and one of my daughters likes eggs and it's but i still want them because it's good to have chickens

01:13:41.260 like legit if like any like like when uh economies collapse that's one of the most common currencies

01:13:47.100 is in a lot of places is eggs as retarded as it sounds but it's legit uh you know eggs are so

01:13:52.940 fucking versatile and you can just eat a fucking egg like yeah it's just that nutritious as hell

01:13:57.500 yeah if you don't like eggs there's something i eat eggs every morning they're fucking yeah but

01:14:01.820 my wife's like my wife's convinced they're like super hard and i'm like i had chickens when i was a kid

01:14:06.220 and i like i mean i was a kid but i'm like i don't remember this being a chore i mean top unless you

01:14:10.940 have like i mean top has four i mean if you only eat i mean you probably what two eggs a day

01:14:15.740 jose right i mean maybe three uh i don't have eggs as much as juanu but if i had if i had like

01:14:20.860 chickens i'd be eating eggs all the motherfucking time you know yeah but that's what i'm saying like

01:14:23.980 you would only need like four or five chickens to like for you and your daughter to eat eggs like

01:14:30.140 every day for a like every day of the week you would need like four or five maybe at the most like

01:14:35.420 six chickens and you'd be totally fine you'd probably be giving away some eggs after that they

01:14:40.540 they make like 240 to 280 eggs a year each yeah it's crazy and and another crazy thing is there's

01:14:46.380 really no difference no difference between like five chickens and like 40 it's just it doesn't even

01:14:51.820 matter just the amount of food that you might put down in the water this is a riveting conversation

01:14:55.260 here by the way i think yes sorry but hey we this is these are a live podcast get real sometimes

01:15:02.140 this is the real organic sugar dog all right yeah man but by the way it's now we can all be

01:15:06.780 fucking always on you know talking about dicks oh nigger oh it's now jose who looks blurry as

01:15:14.460 fox it is it looks it ain't me i'd actually didn't tell you guys so uh david brady said to get a

01:15:23.580 chicken tractor apparently if you do that i built one out of pvc and some uh like chicken oh i know

01:15:29.580 what you're talking about this is that thing where you basically like it's literally like a coupe on

01:15:32.940 wheels yeah and you drag it around you can't leave the chickens in there overnight i just got uh

01:15:38.860 five or six of them i got fucked up by a fox he went in there and man for two or three days we

01:15:44.860 were finding chicken heads all over the yard it was your daughter actually yeah she just ripped them

01:15:52.380 it was fucked up man would you ever uh would you ever get meat chickens those are the ones that they

01:15:58.220 killed yeah oh oh you have those chickens yeah you have meat chickens you've already killed some of

01:16:02.620 them haven't you yeah but they they killed five so now i'm down to like three which sucks yeah

01:16:11.580 tough out here what's going on with clint what's going on clint they want yeah can we get a clint update

01:16:16.860 we want to make fun a little bit more i want to come back here and make fun of me

01:16:19.500 i don't know he he never actually went live i don't think so it's just uh it's just the live

01:16:24.860 chat i mean someone said in the chat that he was coming so well i don't know you guys wait toad you

01:16:30.780 said you had one more video for us you said you had i have two actually yeah let's play that

01:16:35.020 shit before we go get it so one is uh we have a quick uh bonus round here of black or whack we're

01:16:42.140 bringing it back for one second here and the name is the name is the coldest crawford

01:16:50.220 that's true i know that i already know that one the coldest is true yes that's the real one

01:16:56.140 yeah it doesn't work when we know dude well i'm i'm just saying it to a preface this video

01:17:02.460 i'm so glad we called sos our ac is the coldest i'm always the coldest

01:17:11.340 and that's where it stops being funny

01:17:12.700 when your ac is the coldest you call it so it's a genuine ac commercial

01:17:19.340 their takes don't make commissions so they give you an honest bro it is the funniest thing whatever

01:17:23.740 uh like competition from the hood that have made it big in football or some type of sport

01:17:29.100 have to do acting for commercials and they fucking suck because they can't even barely read a

01:17:34.220 of teleprompter yeah they're just like if you want to get the coldest uh ac and it's like

01:17:43.100 have you ever seen like the compilations of like nfl ad reads i i saw that somewhere before it's

01:17:48.060 fucking glorious of like them fucking up so hard because i can barely read if you ever want to have

01:17:54.620 some fun go up go look up uh like shaquille o'neal doing interviews when he was like 21 years old or

01:18:00.780 in college it is wild the dude who could barely speak english

01:18:07.980 it's so bad like

01:18:09.580 well shaq was both uh black and from louisiana so you couldn't understand yeah you couldn't understand

01:18:18.700 anything he was saying i mean he's fine i mean he's a broadcaster now but i mean he's

01:18:23.260 you can still it's really hard to understand what he's saying yeah money mayweather can't read

01:18:28.060 i love that i love the mayweather shit so much because then that 50 cent who keeps like always

01:18:33.580 antagonizes him about it yes he does which is like the funniest weirdest feud

01:18:41.180 god it's so it like

01:18:44.460 he's worth like half a billion dollars a dude could even like i'm pretty sure he couldn't sign his name

01:18:49.740 dude if you see some of his outfits he looks so fucking i don't know it's just ridiculous it's

01:18:59.260 just like he thinks he's like prince or some shit like he's like money mayweather might be like one of

01:19:04.460 the just coolest guys in the world just because he's like he doesn't give a fuck about it like

01:19:09.740 he's like i'm so rich i'm gonna wear i'm fucking rich what are you gonna do about it he's like i'm

01:19:13.180 gonna wear rainbow fucking cowboy boots today and the fucking rhinestone jeans and i'm a fucking rocket

01:19:18.060 because i'm rich as fuck yeah and i go yeah oh by the way uh if you care about that i'm gonna get in

01:19:23.500 my g8 and just kind of fly away now like one of my 18 like a private jets like just see you a

01:19:29.500 bitch like it's i'm gonna get my dick sucked while i casually watch fucking abington alley or whatever

01:19:36.460 the fuck abington alley there's 46 people there's 46 people in clint's live chat nothing going on

01:19:45.340 i love it so much hey we were up to 27 so it's uh he has us beat with nobody on

01:19:58.060 that's great oh i forgot about that 50 put down so much money to try to get mayweather to read one

01:20:03.180 page barry potter i remember that i forgot about that oh my god it is so fucking funny just uh i love

01:20:13.260 when rich people get like i just heard the other day like i didn't realize um like eminem made a

01:20:19.020 whole um diss track about um um fucking michael uh god damn i just forgot his name michael layered

01:20:29.180 no uh the king of pop you're gonna hate michael jackson michael jackson i forgot michael jackson's

01:20:35.580 name what the fuck the most famous musician musical artist but you guys see that uh that tim pull

01:20:44.220 hat uh the michael jackson conspiracy it's gonna be me and you i'm not gonna lie yeah i did get a

01:20:48.620 little intrigued in that shit i'm like all right all right yeah i'm there but but what i was saying

01:20:53.340 was so eminem back in the day he made a diss track about michael jackson and michael jackson

01:20:58.620 instead of making a diss track back just bought eminem's uh record company just literally dropped

01:21:05.100 like 30 million dollars or 300 million dollars and just bought it it's just owned eminem instead

01:21:10.700 i'm like that's the fucking i love when rich people like just be like no but i have

01:21:15.660 fuck you money fuck you i'm not i'm not gonna oh oh oh oh fucking clink got him

01:21:21.580 clink got him bring it up bring it up right now all right we'll end up we'll end on this

01:21:29.260 and it's uh everybody jump in the chat i i think it's popo no it's not i'm the chat makes it sound

01:21:37.260 like and clint's demeanor i don't know can you imagine if he pulled that troll off it's not it's

01:21:42.940 not coming up for me there's no way popo would hold on i got it uh that would be really funny

01:21:48.940 or maybe it's the united states reviewed by the rest of the world

01:21:53.820 as interfering with the elections directly

01:21:56.620 clint's face

01:22:04.300 what clint's face is just like so over this

01:22:09.900 and i'm so confused what's up with jinx's picture i don't know but i i appreciate the tower

01:22:23.580 reference there i don't think that was for us do you think jinx requested him to play this i don't

01:22:31.180 i don't know but he's gonna get his youtube banned

01:22:33.740 it slaps so he's got qaddafied and sodomized this is probably in his top 10 edits i think

01:22:41.100 which is saying a lot because he has

01:22:44.780 jesus that's such a hardcore video

01:22:48.460 you guys know my shit got taken down

01:22:50.060 not too long ago for every time i watch it i'm like i did it's it's just such an incredible

01:22:54.780 encapsulation and i don't want to like hey benzo barbie uh jose 100 show nip to this episode

01:23:00.620 for you uh it's it's just such a great encapsulation of like

01:23:06.860 you have very pink

01:23:07.980 down to a minute like i gotta hear this guy's voice and keep him under a minute so that the

01:23:12.300 auto loops we gotta hear because it seems like you got a lot of it depends on the edit to be

01:23:18.700 honest but that's popo that's 100 percent popo like that uh i just put together didn't think about

01:23:27.500 anything like that but that's that's very good much it comes to skit so i don't think that's

01:23:33.180 i guess he was wrong maybe he was from the chat because there's a bunch of talk about

01:23:38.540 oh yeah clint connecting the right way to and people keep saying bring on popo

01:23:43.100 that one in particular is like you want you want to stop sharing his yeah

01:23:48.220 it was underwhelming i was expecting it to you know be some sort of troll we needed we needed to

01:23:52.620 hear his voice i have one more video that somebody dropped in the chat though

01:23:56.060 yes i know we'll finish on this last video eastern european this is uh i want to get out

01:24:04.860 here so i can watch that we'll definitely finish on it so what is that by the way what are you

01:24:08.380 drinking jose oh blueberry wine i don't know some

01:24:11.500 shit i picked up at the commune store it's fucking good and fucking me up it's like 11

01:24:14.780 pretty good i actually would like uh i actually kind of want to try that blueberry wine

01:24:20.380 oh i didn't i didn't tell like uh i blew chunks on saturday because i had uh i had delta ate my

01:24:29.340 coffee and then drank all day and when i got did you have like the the like drops or some

01:24:34.700 shit well i'm guessing it had to be drops because it was at a coffee shop okay it was at a no yeah it

01:24:40.540 was at a coffee shop and they were just like uh two dollars and we'll uh they called it a wake and

01:24:46.300 bake and that was pretty funny but it was like two bucks and they'll like pour uh delta eight

01:24:52.220 into your coffee as well and it's so gay dude dude dude is like coffee weed faggots well i was just

01:24:59.820 like i was like i was not planning on like doing any type of like anything that day besides drinking

01:25:06.700 because it was just we were going out to like for my wife's birthday and i was like oh they have

01:25:12.700 delta eight i'll try that and so i got it and then like the rest of the day i was like

01:25:16.860 i can fucking feel this and then i started drinking i had like uh some irish beer and then like i was

01:25:22.620 doing drinking mead and i was drinking a lot of me yeah yeah that was that was probably the one that

01:25:27.340 got me dude mead is fuck i love mead me oh it was we went to a meadery and they had i got a um

01:25:33.420 i got a flight of mead so it was it was uh three like four ounce glasses i wish me it was a bigger

01:25:39.420 thing but go on and then a cocktail mead cocktail with it and i drank almost all because elizabeth

01:25:45.900 couldn't drink obviously she's pregnant and so i was just drinking mead by myself like even though

01:25:51.980 even though we know that your baby is guaranteed to be retarded anyway though so mead is like

01:25:57.020 weirdly such a manly drink i don't know something with a flavor even though it's like sweet but it's

01:26:02.220 like made out of honey it's literally honey it's like honey it's like a medieval alcoholic beverage and

01:26:08.460 it's super high in alcohol content yeah dude it's fucking good it's basically honey wine and

01:26:14.380 i love it delicious and you can put like they put like berries and shit in it makes it taste so good

01:26:19.820 the cocktail was one of the best cocktails i ever had it was i could i could have drank that cocktail

01:26:24.140 all day long like it was it it was oh i would actually make my own mead someone said it's just

01:26:29.500 honey i would never make my own mead i mean not that i'm against it i'm just too lazy to put that

01:26:34.140 much effort for that little little payoff i feel like it seems like it's just pretty easy literally

01:26:38.540 just let it forbid yeah fucking i feel like that's a whole you know adventure or hobby that you go down

01:26:43.820 and then like what for just a few me like i don't it's just a weird it's like it's like whenever

01:26:50.060 someone like cans their own beer like dude that's just like you're doing way too much for probably

01:26:55.180 really shitty beer like but i guess it's no different than going on like getting obsessed with like a

01:27:01.180 like for example i've gone down the okc now i'm on mk ultra like once you start going down these like

01:27:06.380 i don't know once you get obsessed with something i guess it's the same i have recently got obsessed

01:27:10.940 with chef's knives i was been uh because i really i want a good i want a good knife for my kitchen

01:27:17.260 so that i can fucking cut up meat because mine is yeah it's one of those things you can go down the

01:27:21.660 wormhole bro i was like i i have already my parents were going to buy me some knives for like or a knife

01:27:27.900 for christmas because they were they want to get cutco which i'm totally like cutco's fine i guess

01:27:32.060 cutco's like fine stuff but i was like hey if you're gonna buy a cutco knife which is like 200 bucks

01:27:38.060 just go ahead and buy me a japanese uh like yes buy me like an actual like

01:27:43.980 fucking good either buy a shoe knife if anybody knows that is and that's what i asked for and it's

01:27:48.300 fucking it is fucking awesome i'm so ready i'm already like super excited for it do you guys know how

01:27:53.740 close i am to like starting to buy stuff for my own forge here like i'm i thought you were coming

01:27:59.020 oh my god you're gonna make me knives i will suck your dick are you really gonna start you're gonna

01:28:06.460 go on fortune fire yeah dude there was a period of time where i was i don't know why i was obsessed

01:28:10.860 with blades because when you get into there's some cool ones like we start following like forge pages

01:28:16.140 like well that's fucking dope that's what i'm like but i never buy any of them because it's like

01:28:20.140 dude i'm not just gonna do that expensive as hell yeah but they're like i could admire the beauty and

01:28:24.940 they're like how dope it'd be it's when broke my house and you know brought out this fucking double

01:28:28.780 edited double-sided axe and it's like it's like it's like damascus steel too it has like a way

01:28:36.620 that you're like i went to like a sword uh forge or whatever in uh in france when i was over there

01:28:43.180 you were totally the guy who pull out having a bunch of swords too me legit yeah you could totally be a

01:28:48.620 sword guy do you have a sword in your house tell me you have a sword in your house uh

01:28:52.940 i will not confirm or deny that oh i knew it he has it he has it along with the hibaki

01:29:00.140 just embrace it get a get a whole bunch i enjoy sword fighting yeah don't be ashamed of your

01:29:05.900 weirdness bro he definitely he definitely has like uh like he's i don't know if you've ever seen those

01:29:11.500 dudes on like online that always they have a bunch of like katanas and shit and they're all fake as hell

01:29:16.700 but they're just like they love their katanas toad definitely has a katana 100 percent water bottles

01:29:22.940 in his backyard oh yeah

01:29:30.300 for when the time comes david has some weird he was like collecting

01:29:34.700 shit as a rabbit hole coca-cola bsa patches belt buckles hats etc those are all very weird like

01:29:41.420 knives i could understand all be specific it's one of those things where like someone tells you

01:29:46.140 something like thinking you'll relate and you're like what what's the bsa patch i don't know what

01:29:51.260 the bsa patch is but but like knives i could like boy scouts because you're gonna use them like

01:29:57.900 chef's knives i could be like that is the number one like knife thing if you're gonna like just get

01:30:01.820 like you just have like a bunch of self-defense knives are fun though you can imagine in your head

01:30:05.980 like how would i use these yeah but you're not you can use a chef's knife literally every day

01:30:11.340 and like and you and then you just learn to care for it and once you get into like knives then you're

01:30:15.820 obviously going to start like uh like sharpening your own knives and then you're getting a whetstone

01:30:20.380 and then you're that dude that sharpens knives and that's fucking awesome like you're

01:30:23.900 fucking on a whetstone like fucking doing all that shit or just sit on the couch oh yeah yeah

01:30:30.620 absolutely yeah and then you cut your own meat you just become a butcher and then like now you're

01:30:37.740 and then we go to top's farm and we're butchering animals and he's making the knives it's amazing

01:30:42.620 like we women just want you but you don't care you have your woman i've got knives to make so take

01:30:48.620 that somewhere else we're just not gonna point out uh that it might be weird that david brady is

01:30:54.620 collecting boy scout patches well he's 12 so no okay that's true if you you can use pocket knives

01:31:02.300 every day like instead of a notch on your your was it was a notch on your belt or whatever it's like

01:31:07.980 it's a it's a boy scout patch for each one a notch on your on your bed which uh tyler just said yeah

01:31:14.540 notches on your bed post yeah yeah instead of that yeah it's a it's a boy scout patch for every uh

01:31:20.860 boy scout that the uh the scout leader has fucked wait has anybody else gotten down any rabbit holes

01:31:26.540 like collecting like shit like that besides like because mine like i said i was just recently got

01:31:30.460 into the fucking knives like kitchen i was literally just like randomly reading up on like what's the

01:31:34.940 best fucking knife i'm sorry yeah i had a moment in my old house in the basement i had like all kinds

01:31:45.340 of collectible shit on the walls and i got rid of it but yeah damn marriage will do that there's

01:31:53.260 nowhere to put it here yeah you're gonna watch she hulk i mean i probably will but i'm not necessarily

01:32:00.060 excited to suck though yeah i don't know i mean i don't have much from what i've understood tv wise i

01:32:04.460 don't want from what i understand it actually kind of she kind of is the way she is in the comic book

01:32:10.700 but that just doesn't come the way she is in the comic book sucks too though yeah that's what i'm

01:32:15.020 saying it doesn't it doesn't it's kind of like a she's a a whack-ass like deadpool but made for

01:32:21.260 chicks like she breaks the fourth wall which they implied in the trailers yeah i have a sassy lawyer

01:32:26.300 she was kind of in the communism thing at the beginning it's so funny like i don't care about

01:32:30.700 making fun of like captain america for being a virgin like the dude like he's like the

01:32:35.420 most badass part of like probably i mean that is a fair point though i mean yeah but it's like

01:32:41.180 i mean okay like he's a very it means captain america's a chad but the uh the she-hulk thing

01:32:47.820 dude if i wanted to watch some like angry bitch like beating man or something i would have just

01:32:52.700 watched the amber heard i mean it's hard to judge until i've seen it i mean they've been having

01:32:56.860 put out spotty shit lately i don't know i'm also it's also like i'm a huge i'm obviously a huge

01:33:01.900 fan of the comics so like it is you spend a hulk in general i'm not it was always you don't have

01:33:08.140 a whole comic up there i have a hook tattoo on my fucking leg uh yeah but i got a really big fan

01:33:13.820 though like i don't really i like the hulk a lot i never gave a shit about the she-hulk but i don't

01:33:18.620 know it's kind of cool to see a lot of these stories come to life and and especially when you're a big

01:33:22.300 comic book fan you you like notice some of the storylines and so it is cool when you watch these

01:33:27.580 and you're like oh yeah that's that storyline they kind of implemented that storyline as well

01:33:31.180 you know kind of like uh there was a lot of that was like the doctor strange movie was pretty good

01:33:34.620 but so i didn't get it but wasn't that strange like the was it also like kind of a shitty movie

01:33:39.580 anyway like i like doctor strange i mean i don't think i haven't seen the new one but i like i like

01:33:44.620 that's what i'm talking about the new the multiverse of matter yeah but i also i think it's hard when

01:33:49.580 you're like someone's a comic book fan and actually read a lot of the comics and someone was not like i

01:33:54.220 it's like i i don't know because a lot of this shit is stuff i'm like oh yeah that's that storyline so

01:33:57.820 it's like means more for me in a certain way like that's cool i was looking at uh there was

01:34:02.540 some still frames of uh like the new doctor strange movie and then like uh but avatar in 2006 or some

01:34:08.620 shit and avatar looks way better 100 oh yeah there was a bad well the problem is that marvel and general

01:34:14.860 like i guess disney like they're putting out so much yeah they're getting lazy their production

01:34:20.300 i'm hearing i don't think they're i don't think they're getting lazy i think they literally just

01:34:23.820 don't have enough like time because they're literally putting out like three movies a year

01:34:29.340 plus like probably another three or four everybody was unvaccinated yes they're also they're putting

01:34:36.780 out like three or four like uh disney plus shows a year just for marvel then they also have uh star

01:34:43.020 wars that they're doing too and like there's just not enough time for or like people to actually

01:34:47.660 like do all the stuff because go back go and look at the original iron man everything all the

01:34:52.300 cgi in the original iron man holds up everything is degrading in quality i do want to point out

01:34:56.540 uh david brady's saying multiverse of madness a garbage movie i will say the there is like huge

01:35:02.540 love and thunder was also a garbage movie i haven't watched it yet i mean i i haven't seen it

01:35:06.540 but i'm getting i will watch it eventually i just i'm not in any hurry uh but the uh yeah i i can

01:35:12.620 for the multiverse of madness i liked it in for the most part but i do think the plot was like

01:35:17.980 there was a lot of holes in the plot that's also that's what i meant by multiple

01:35:20.700 what what did you think of triple r oh shit oh dude i didn't watch it

01:35:29.820 one one it is it is a long haul that movie it just keeps going like dude we got to talk about

01:35:36.620 it with clint next week yes okay yes but sorry but maybe i'll watch it go watch it yeah i'll watch it

01:35:42.620 this week yeah it is we probably had a kill we're kind of we're kind of we're kind of lagging here now

01:35:46.620 yeah yeah sorry but i will say this triple r was it was good it is like campy in a good way

01:35:54.620 like i like that yeah that's my type of thing it's the bollywood to the max like there is the slow

01:36:00.220 motion like weird stuff there's dudes doing things that are physically impossible but are totally

01:36:05.820 fucking awesome like there is sucking their own dicks no there was literally like have you ever

01:36:14.860 seen a compilation of people sucking their own dick those exist out there it's kind of impressive i

01:36:18.460 just want to throw that out there one of the first things you watch is um a dude going to grab a one

01:36:27.180 guy there was oh yeah hundreds of thousands of people in a crowd it's a mob it's so much and one

01:36:34.700 dude one cop goes out there and gets one guy and they're all he's beating up everybody it is insane

01:36:41.340 like he fucking and then there's there's all there's a there's a like lions and tigers and

01:36:46.620 fucking bears like mauling people and it's also like rated r like it's fucking they go hardcore

01:36:51.900 but like and then at the end they do a fucking dance like the end of the movie

01:37:01.420 no it is like you're like oh it's gonna be like a minute long it's like five minutes

01:37:06.300 and then and then they're pulling up pictures of like these people that they lionize i'm like

01:37:10.940 i don't know who any of these fucking people are but it's like is that gandhi oh i got that one

01:37:16.060 oh like there's like idols to gods and like in the movie like it's like he becomes like he

01:37:22.620 dresses up like i'm like i don't know who they don't sure it has cultural reference but i don't

01:37:26.780 know but it's still awesome and they don't explain it at all they're just like it's just the guy and

01:37:31.740 then all of a sudden he's the dude and he's oh my god and also they shit all over the british

01:37:37.260 they put up a picture of us they put up a picture of salman rush g and start stabbing it

01:37:45.020 no dude they they fucking like shit all over the british i didn't realize how much the indians

01:37:51.340 like i think we talked about this with forest mommy but they fucking like dude they hate them it's it

01:37:58.780 makes us look like pussies because we're such good friends with the british now they despise them

01:38:05.420 they're literally like we're i mean oh yeah it starts off pretty hardcore too like the first

01:38:10.220 scene in the movie is like as hard as the asians hate black people did anyone ever see that video

01:38:15.100 of the nba people coming like china or or something and the people like nigger nigger go home nigger

01:38:22.860 no but i mean they killed i mean they they really hate the british there's only like

01:38:26.540 one good british person in the entire movie and that's like a it's a woman but everybody else

01:38:32.620 said is british acts like an asshole everybody i mean and the the weird thing is it doesn't like

01:38:38.540 to me like because you watch movies in the us now where they're like the men are always the bad guy

01:38:43.340 and they always make men to be out the asshole but for for some reason on this movie i was like oh it

01:38:48.060 makes sense like this is actually a time where like the british the empire like the imperials are

01:38:54.540 always like are legitimately just assholes every one of them they literally kidnap a kid at the

01:38:59.340 beginning of the movie sorry spoilers yeah it's only the first fucking scene it's the first

01:39:03.580 fucking scene it's like we treat nazis in like film um yeah yeah they're giving that leeway with

01:39:11.740 them yeah yeah they legitimately do yeah it's actually it's and like but it's so much better

01:39:17.580 because the british actually still exist now so it's just like and they're literally they're

01:39:22.300 they're connected by land there's like those guys up there fuck those guys

01:39:25.420 it's like an extremely aggressive film about mexicans or canadians also also a great twist in

01:39:35.500 the movie usually like movie twists are kind of like by now movie twists are kind of like shitty

01:39:40.540 this twist great twist yeah like i did not see i did not see that twist coming i was actually really

01:39:45.740 like whatever they showed i was like oh my favorite favorite song in the movie was when the dude's

01:39:50.220 being tortured and then just breaks out into song it's like this is amazing it's a it's a metaphor

01:40:06.220 though because it's a metaphor because when you start talking it's said that you're singing you

01:40:11.260 know what i mean no no no and also also one last thing it's also a very based movie because almost the

01:40:17.980 entire movie i mean or there's a very good portion of the movie and like the overall arc about it

01:40:24.780 is getting guns to the people to fight off the uh imperialists yeah that's 100 like what the like

01:40:31.580 there is uh a like a it's like the main uh thing in the movie is like we need guns and we need a lot

01:40:39.740 of guns so that we can kill the british 100 it's amazing what's really funny though is like they do all

01:40:46.140 that and they actually get the guns and whatever in the movie of course but like the british actually

01:40:50.780 don't stop being an empire and ruling over india until like the 60s or 70s like it's it's

01:40:57.660 it's fucking hilarious it's like they ask for all guns but then like gandhi who was the

01:41:01.980 fucking uh oh yeah eventually the british probably wouldn't be able to stay on the smell anymore and

01:41:08.060 they would have just left right i'm pretty sure that's what happened all right i have actually never

01:41:11.580 watched shindler's list by the way never watched it you haven't oh man don't really care to um

01:41:16.940 all right you guys ready to get out of here we will yeah do you want to uh send us off with this

01:41:21.100 last video here as well oh my god we're on hour 40 dude no no just just play the video and then once

01:41:25.340 it ends it ends so we'll just give our uh top uh no way jose

01:41:29.980 note for p on twitter and then totally it is out with the video all right and yes i am toad of

01:41:38.300 course tph toad now because i keep getting banned and because you haven't seen enough of us retards

01:41:43.740 here's uh here's a retard to send us out this is how you put your code on very quickly

Tower Gang - August 18, 2022

Ep 84 - A Fistful of Condoms

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