Tower Gang - September 02, 2022Ep 86 - Autism in Motion
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 40 minutes
Words per Minute
195.67436
Hate Speech Sentences
255
Summary
On this week's episode, the boys discuss the recent events that have happened in the world of Hip Hop, including the death of DJ Khaled and the aftermath of his death. Also, the guys discuss the 2020 Democratic National Convention, the upcoming primary election, and much more.
Transcript
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And everybody knows somebody that knows somebody that knows something about it!
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See, a lot of dudes like a active fool, you know him!
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Run up on me if you want to, hot damn pressin' his homies!
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If he's done up in front of his mama, I'll pop up the floor with him!
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And I keep in the door and let the phone go get him!
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That's a real fool and them dudes that got hurt!
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Gotta spit it for the murderers, and the killers, and the thusters!
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They be fuckin' up the balders, and the dealers, and the hustlers!
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We already been lookin' for drama and for nigga!
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...on the day of the funeral, I don't see what message that provides,
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I don't see how, I have no idea what was supposed to be done with that,
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and I certainly don't think that a Libertarian Party,
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local, state, or national affiliates should be putting that kind of thing out there.
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There's a lot of fuck niggas in the club tonight!
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Fuck em! Fuck em! But it's gonna be a'ight! Yeah!
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I was down to just let it run again, to be honest.
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Shout out to Dickie Walnuts for probably the greatest edit in our show's history,
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we got Reid Coverdale of Naturalist Capitalist in the top right,
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we got No Way Jose, Mr. Jose Galassan in the middle,
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make sure you follow him because that's his big thing.
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And then I am Clint Russell of Liberty Lockdown.
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We will have Top Lobster, the procurer of the finest garments
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I like how you can just see us all on the sides of it too.
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I don't know what the fuck, I thought it usually would black us out.
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The most ghetto intro, and then it's looped on itself,
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which doesn't happen with the regular intro that we use.
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I'm assuming it sent that to the stream, like that weird...
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Because the intro or any like clip you upload or whatever is just an overlay.
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So if it's just the portrait, then it doesn't cover the sides.
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He probably should have kicked us all out and done it.
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It was way better with us in the fucking corners.
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It was just an overall great weekend on Twitter.
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It started with LP and H just being overall super based.
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Even the 6 million tweet really wasn't that bad.
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But me and Clint and some other people on Garbage Mane got to talk to...
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Unfortunately, Dickie recorded that one as well.
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But because of the way Spaces is retarded and they use your phones like you're on a call.
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They use that audio instead of just using your phone's audio as just media.
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It then makes it to where if you screen record, screen record doesn't record phone calls.
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I do want to address that was taken down before the debacle.
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That was more of like a sign of like, man, it was it wasn't like, oh, no, the outrage
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because they were definitely doubling down the whole way through.
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The six million tweet actually came out before the Meghan McCain tweet.
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And it didn't become a problem until like a day after it was deleted.
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So like, well, a lot of people think like we either posted it as like a fuck you after
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the Meghan McCain thing because we already had the outrage of the Meghan.
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Just like deleted it and then come back and just come back and be like, fuck you.
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No, you should have retweeted it, retweeted yourself after that.
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So the way that I what I noticed what I think happened is that once the outrage happened
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over the Meghan McCain tweet, then everybody else started getting outraged.
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Is that well, the other thing is the like I I don't think there's anything bad about
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I mean, I don't think it's like a bad joke, but it was the way it was interpreted by most
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And there were some like legit, disgusting comments taking place on the tweet.
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And we were already gaining all this heat and all this national attention over the first
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So and then we got some messages from national nationalists.
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Like before, like the national party even noticed it, we actually got a couple of messages from
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And we went through the comments from the National Socialist Party, by chance.
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But the thing is, you can't you can't take the blame for what people are responding to
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you with or or like something one of your followers says.
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Well, when you're messaging for a political party, yes, you have to take some.
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So the the one that was made back in March, like the United States doesn't know black people
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That was a tweet that was meant to ridicule reparations or affirmative action, which started
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as a Hannah Cox tweet, actually, which is kick the whole thing off.
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Well, actually, the six million one, that no, the six million one.
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Yeah. Oh, wait, I thought you're talking about the.
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The reparations one back in March, like it wasn't you.
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You if you tell a joke and Jose and I, I guess, disagree on this, but if you're if you're
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telling a joke where you're trying to convey a message, if you have to explain it to the
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majority of the audience, then it's not a good joke.
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Like a good joke is one that lands and gets your point across.
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And that one just like to the majority, it didn't seem to get the point across.
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And this was already when we were gaining all this attention and all this heat over this
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We're like, all right, let's just get rid of this one so we don't have to deal with it.
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But I like those even for even like everyone knows I'm not a political guy.
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But even from like a political party perspective, building coalitions, whatever, I actually
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think those type of tweets are amazing because they're left ambiguous.
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And it lets you, the person, the person reading the tweet, decide how you interpret this.
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And then now then from there, you can go, who's this person?
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It allows you to be able to identify people you can work with and fucking identify your
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But I don't think that's necessarily true with like the black people reparations tweet.
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Like if you like if you're going to be leaving it up to the audience to decide or have their own
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interpretation, I think it's important that you at least have like a 50 50 or 50 percent
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of the people are outraged and 50 percent of the people are like, fuck.
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Last time I last time I looked, it was like 12 million.
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By the way, Jose, like I agree with the general point you're making.
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Like on my account, I totally would have made both of those tweets.
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When you're a political party account, like I think you have to make your point clear.
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And we didn't apologize because there was no mal intent in the first place.
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And then actually the follow up tweet we ended up making.
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It actually brought all the faggots and all the Nazis out of the woodwork because it was either there.
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There were some like legit Jew hating comments and they're like, oh, yeah, you guys are libertarian.
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So we knew personal account was replying to himself.
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Like, oh, yeah, you guys always revert to sucking the toes of the Jews or whatever, like comments like that.
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And then the other half was like other toes of the people who had been condemning us were not able to jump on board with like, oh, yeah, we shouldn't be arming Nazis in Ukraine.
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So it was kind of a beautiful transparency test again.
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So I'll say the part where LPNH lost me is when they retweeted the Nazis.
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I'm kind of between like, I think both of you make good points and I kind of agree with both of you.
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And I think it's there's sort of this interest.
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So it's like I stand with the libertarians and the Nazis.
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I stand for aggressive shit posting and doubling down on everything and not apologizing.
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However, what I think we have here is like with like the six million tweets, for instance, I think that not everybody needs to like get like any like underlying point that there is there.
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But if they think it's funny just because it's absurd, then it's still good.
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David Brady makes a good good and like good is a is a bad adjective.
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So, yeah, yeah, no, that was a that was a hundred percent effective.
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I do agree with you that it did like expose a lot of people, though, at the same time, like some people I was kind of surprised by, like some people who were just outraged.
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Like, that's the fucking that's what you got out of this.
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We literally saying if you don't think it's six million, like you're anti-Semitic.
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In my opinion, if you're going to make a tweet like that, it exposes exactly what you're not supposed to talk about.
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I mean, the tweet you were applying to was saying that, what, $25 or you're racist.
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So it was Nina Turner tweeted out $25 minimum wage now.
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And then we saw Hannah Cox's tweet that said a hundred or you're racist.
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And so then we were like, OK, let's hyperbolize this.
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And, you know, the obvious hyperbolization is six million or you're anti-Semitic.
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Right. So honestly, I bet I bet if you quote tweeted it, it wouldn't be a problem.
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Oh, yeah. Well, no, that's what we should have done.
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Should have been a quote tweet and it would have landed perfectly.
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By the way, I think I think what you're saying here is that you can say nigger and get no outrage.
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But if you say kike, then that's way over the line.
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Well, no, here, this is what's weird is, in my opinion, the the Civil Rights Day tweet was way more vague and way harder to follow.
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But this one, like I mean, unless you're like really trying to say, whoa, you guys are denying the existence of a Holocaust or you guys like hate a certain group of people like that's a kind of a reach with the tweet we made.
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So it is just kind of weird that like once we touched that area, it's just instant like blacklist.
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This has to come down where we did the same thing a few months ago with Civil Rights Day with black people.
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It wasn't like nearly as offensive, even though, in my opinion, that tweet was like way harder to track.
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Am I tripping or did on CNN didn't they call this Holocaust revisionism?
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Oh, I thought for some reason I was thinking they called it Holocaust revisionism, which should be which would be so fucking funny to call six million Holocaust revisionism because then it means, oh, way less.
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I do think it's really important as libertarians to be able to call out war propaganda.
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So, you know, I do think it was effective messaging in that regard.
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David Brady said, can we talk the accuracy of the top lobster litmus test, which has been the LLT has been just shown very easily.
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Sometimes you're like, whoa, but it doesn't fail.
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I called my mother a faggot the other day and she was like, I guess I'm gay.
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She attended the live run your mouth tower game crossover.
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I mean, I haven't like until recently had a reason to like strongly dislike him, but I really do now.
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And part of it is like, you know, we a few of us on here got accused of dumb shit about a year ago now that there was like really loose allegations for.
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And then the same type of thing happened to him over like he followed some account on Instagram or some shit.
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And so people were telling me, like, don't like ever like any of this guy's posts and don't ever like talk to him.
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Like the things you're going after him for so vague and everything.
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I take a picture with Nick Fuentes and he fucking publicly condemns me for associating with him.
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And then his fucking, you know, his sidekick jumps in on it, too.
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And then down in Florida, you know, it was there were a few of us in a line and Hannah Cox came over and she just straight up ignored me.
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Like I tried to say hi to her and she just like, look, I went to the next person.
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But all I'd say, like, I mean, like, I'm so done with that.
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She was there when Seth Dillon or whatever his name was on.
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I think that she's like so thin though that if Joe Rogan even like puts his arm around
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her, she will just like, like her spine will break or something.
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I will say she's a pretty, she's got a pretty face.
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I'm going to refrain from commenting on any of this.
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Fucking railing all you guys' friends and shit.
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Oh, I found out yesterday why the fuck they're called base politics.
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One of my frequent, the people like, I don't know if he has post notifications on me,
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but he always is interacting with me on Twitter.
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I can't exactly say, but he's like, the more I see these people, the more homophobic
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I'm based on monkey pox solely because of Brad Palumbo.
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I was ignoring it before, but now I'm like, fuck this shit.
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He would throw out the allegations with his Instagram bullshit because I will give grant
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But if you look into it, you're like, all right, that's pretty fucking suspect.
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But it was enough for me to be like, I don't really fucking care.
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Like, I mean, if it, if it came to light that it was a hundred percent concrete, like,
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But like, I wasn't gonna like, not talk to him or like, not comment on his stuff.
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I had people like on YouTube and on Twitter, because I actually had Twitter back then,
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like saying, you need to, you don't you dare ever like retweet something or like share a
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Like, and I mean, cause I, I, I give that same benefit of the doubt to anyone that there
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Cause I was like, all right, well, we don't know what the fuck actually is going on here.
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So I did the same for Brad, but then, you know, fuck him.
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I mean, I'm not going to defend him, but I'm also not going to like go after him for it.
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Cause then when it comes out that it's not the case, you look fucking foolish.
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So I'm not condemning or defending cause I don't know.
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Like I didn't say like, he's a hundred percent innocent, but it was like, fuck off.
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Like I don't really, it was on the Epstein flight logs.
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Like what I think was their biggest fuck up over the past week, which was saying that,
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uh, Liz Cheney for prison was like the most un-libertarian tweet they had ever seen.
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By the way, who led the charge on the super controversial take over Liz Cheney?
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But can you believe that there's like actually libertarians that go, I don't want people
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No, it's the craziest weird, like extrapolation that they do of like, we can't just jail politicians
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We have to use their, we can't give them the precedent of imprisoning people.
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Hey, look, man, that, that bitch can't imprison me if she's already in prison.
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They're like, we can't, we can't imprison political rivals.
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I'm like, we're not calling her political rival.
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Like fucking, I mean, I'm trying to think of one non warmonger person that isn't libertarian.
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I was about to say like Bernie Sanders, maybe Bernie Sanders.
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I'm trying to think of, is there one like fucking Democrat?
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Like I wouldn't call her a political, I would guess I would call her a political opponent.
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I wouldn't be wanting to jail her because she's not Barbara, whatever the, the black
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She was the only person that out on Ukraine and shit though.
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But I'm just saying like that, but like, that's not our point.
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Our point isn't just going like, Hey, we don't like them in their politics.
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We're like, we literally calling them a murderer and we can't murder people.
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And just because they didn't pick up the gun and actually shoot somebody.
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And then she was, they were doubling down in the, in the Twitter on Twitter going, well,
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It's like, well, they're not going to write the own law.
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You it's a violation of the Geneva convention, by the way, Jose, your tweet was perfect.
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Cause you know, you violated blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Cause they were like trying to give you guys shit that it was like bad messaging.
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Cause it wasn't concise and straight to the point.
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So we should do a Liz Cheney for prison pursuant to a fucking criminal code.
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Like the, and I think I'll admit, like we should have like put hashtag war monger or something in there that like pushed it a tiny bit more.
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We got lots of criticism that there needed to be more exposition.
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And what people don't understand is once you start adding exposition, the shock factor and the, the, the viral spread of the tweet dies.
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Are you telling me that 30 tweet thread by that one guy talking about the MC being MAGA isn't effective?
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By the way, I told other people, I wish like just writing a paragraph about defend the guard legislation would go fucking viral, but it won't.
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No, you have to be your, your, your McCain tweet or a grab Palumbo at a sex orgy.
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A lot of people add that they're like, Oh, detracted from the message.
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I will say hands down that LPNH tweet is the best tweet.
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Any political or any LPN account has ever sent out for an anti-war message ever.
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And like, yeah, you can be like, Oh, it wasn't concise.
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It didn't get to a point, but it's like, it, when you're like sending out and don't get me wrong, like the guard or, you know, end the war in Yemen.
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If you got every state affiliate to do it next year.
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If they all, if they all put it out, happy holidays, same exact pit meme.
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I mean, they, they, I mean, by the way, everyone go follow at O'Donnell for New Hampshire, because every holiday coming down the line, you're going to get a nice.
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So, uh, by the way, I think that the reason why, uh, Brad and Hannah, I think we're so pissed off at the Liz Cheney for prison tweet is because they think that it's MAGA messaging because one of the biggest like MAGA slogans was Hillary for prison.
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I know because the Republicans believe something doesn't make it wrong.
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It's the thing that libertarians don't understand is these three words.
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Slogans are what fucking like, what's our most popular slogan?
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You know, I'd say a good rule of thumb is if you have me simping for a fucking any political anything, you're on the right track.
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I fucking was so gung ho fucking LPNH this weekend.
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Just like on their dick fucking going to war with national everything telling Angela McArdle that she's like when she kind of sent that sort of concession tweet, like what the fuck are you doing?
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Like I was going hard in the paint and for LPNH.
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If I'm doing that, you're in the right fucking track.
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Uh, you know, so one of the points I made to read though, was like, um, and some other LPNH people.
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I said, basically like, do you like, here's the argument there's what it comes down to.
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Do you believe that if you just tweeted out on, you can even talk about McCain, just say something like on the death anniversary of McCain, we like to remember that he was a warm up.
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And it would end like, and they would still, maybe somebody would still be mad, but it just wouldn't be.
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And I was like, you probably would have got 600 likes on that.
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You would be, it would look like one of those, uh, LPNH.
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Just for people who don't know, we got quote tweeted by Meghan McCain, Meghan McCain.
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We ended up in like a couple dozen nationwide news articles.
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And like, we had every single fucking blue-pilled conservative sticking up for Meghan McCain and
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I'm trying to remember like, and yeah, and the libertarians too.
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Like, it was very revealing like where the allegiances lie.
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Yeah, dude, I've never seen any single thing like expose people the way that that did.
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And by the way, like, I disagree, but I'm not, I personally am not mad if people say like,
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uh, I don't think this is the best way to message.
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It's when you like, defend Meghan McCain or John McCain.
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Most of the bad things is people going like, whoa, whoa, whoa, why are y'all coming at Meghan McCain?
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Why didn't we use any of McCain's other siblings?
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Like, why didn't we show, I think he's got, or.
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This is, this is the same, the same thing that happened with that Florida debate at the convention for Florida.
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Some fucking socialist arguing against Clinton Dave about which messaging was more effective.
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Just look, first off, just look at what the two people on my left look like.
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And like, you have like a guy who's barely three feet tall.
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Like, if you're going to be critical of something, you better have the stats and like the, you better have the know-how.
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We have 300,000 followers between the two of us.
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They have, I don't even know, six, 10, whatever.
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It's like, and then in terms of, uh, the, the messaging, I just wanted to add, you know, you guys are saying that you can't, uh, expound on your idea and still have morality.
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I've had, I've had threads that have, you know, thousands and thousands of likes and retweets and shit like that.
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But, but in terms of like going uber viral where you start to make the news and shit like that, something pithy that, cause most people, if they see something long, they're just going to scroll past it.
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So if you have a forward thing with a fucking meme that just hits really quick and hard, that's in our, in our short attention span, that's how we get the most traction.
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Like we talked to, uh, we had a zoom call yesterday and we talked with everybody and we were very clear.
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Like, look, we think the, we think the 6 million didn't get exactly what we wanted.
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We were so close and then these fucking allies came in.
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But, uh, we, we told them straight up the McCain one, that is going to happen again.
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Like that type of shit is, you know, you can expect it again.
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Real quick, before we get into the, the slur bracket, I do want to mention the, the Martha Bueno.
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If you weren't in the spaces, it had to be, you had to be there because it was, we couldn't, we didn't record it, but it was one of the greatest trolls that we have ever pulled off live.
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No, but what I'm going to, I'm just going to real quick, because Clint was there and Clint enjoyed it too.
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Um, we had, we were talking, we were talking about all the LPNH stuff and Martha Bueno, of course was on the side of Megan McCain for some reason, but being Martha Bueno, she did.
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She confused Liz Cheney and Mark and Megan McCain.
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And so in her tweet responding to LPNH, she said, I am so sorry.
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This is while she was actually quote tweeting Megan McCain.
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I want people to really wrap their heads around that.
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Which to be fair, we did go after Liz Cheney a couple of weeks ago.
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Oh, I know, but it's, she's quote tweeting the person.
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And it took, it took like at least 30 minutes and multiple people going, like, just, just screenshotting it.
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And I know Tyler Yankee didn't want to, got it.
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The move, the move for New Hampshire was to steal Martha Bueno's tweet and just confuse Megan McCain.
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Cause that's like, that's the greatest troll ever.
00:31:19.000
So, so after all that happened and she, so she was.
00:31:22.000
We should just call them both the wrong name all the time.
00:31:25.000
Well, to be fair though, they're both fat, ugly, blonde.
00:31:31.000
Dude, have you noticed how much Liz Cheney looks like the.
00:31:35.000
You know, have you noticed how much Liz Cheney looks like the.
00:31:53.000
And then I, I wanted to start a space because I was smoking a cigar.
00:32:03.000
But, uh, so, so we were just, we were in there for like an hour.
00:32:06.000
And then we started talking about Martha Bueno.
00:32:10.000
And so we're, I'm in the middle of calling because she had just released her letter about
00:32:18.000
Her, her 20th letter declaring her having left the LP.
00:32:22.000
And so, and so we were talking about just making fun of it.
00:32:25.000
Well, she joins the spaces and it's like, I mean, it's me, Clint, Garbage Mane, uh, Dickie,
00:32:31.000
uh, Tyler, Tyler wasn't at this time, but it's just a bunch of people.
00:32:37.000
And then she gets in there and she starts talking.
00:32:40.000
And so we just started to just ask her all of those stupid questions and like troll
00:32:44.000
her slash make fun of her with the questions asking about her only fans, which by the way
00:32:50.000
It's a fucking, she just puts up libertarian information.
00:32:55.000
Elizabeth actually subscribed to it and just to check it out.
00:33:01.000
She's a fucking Jew instead of a Cuban, but, um, you asked her if she was a Jew on the
00:33:08.000
I did also said that she, uh, only a 20 year old sluts have only fans.
00:33:12.000
And then, uh, and then definitely not read hearted made the most big brain play.
00:33:19.000
When he said, what do you think about LPNH is Liz Cheney tweet?
00:33:23.000
And then she just goes on and she talks about it.
00:33:31.000
We'll just talk about like, it's Liz Cheney the entire time.
00:33:34.000
And we multiple times asked her and said, it's Liz Cheney and Liz Cheney this, Liz Cheney
00:33:41.000
And it took what Clint, probably five, 10 minutes before she goes.
00:33:46.000
It was a good, I think it, I mean, it was probably 10 minutes.
00:33:49.000
Uh, the only, the only, uh, the only like sincere critique I had for her is I was saying,
00:33:54.000
cause she was, you know, bashing LPNH and I was like, can you understand why it seems
00:33:58.000
a little, you know, hypocritical to condemn them for their messaging style where you have
00:34:03.000
Cause she's saying like, like LPNH embarrassed her.
00:34:08.000
And it's like, you know, there's a lot of libertarians out there that feel embarrassed
00:34:10.000
that you're using only fans as a marketing tool.
00:34:17.000
I've commended her for it because I think it's a really brilliant marketing tactic.
00:34:20.000
Cause she's a good looking lady and she's just getting people to come in and listen to
00:34:28.000
It's fucking, it does upset certain aspects of our movement, but that people don't have
00:34:33.000
any, they don't have, they don't ever see the other side of this thing.
00:34:39.000
Always said, I actually went back and watched episodes from like the beginning of last year
00:34:44.000
when I first started having Dave on the show and stuff.
00:34:46.000
And I've always been the guy that says like, who cares how Texas or like people were freaking
00:34:53.000
the fuck out when Texas like tweets, um, you know, what did they say?
00:34:59.000
And it was retarded and gay or whatever, but I just like really didn't care.
00:35:02.000
It was like the end of the world for so many people.
00:35:06.000
Like we got these different affiliates to do different type of messaging and top.
00:35:13.000
So you guys are like Liz Cheney and Megan McCann.
00:35:17.000
One of you guys made a tweet saying like, we should have about to say that we should have
00:35:25.000
We should have a wide range of affiliates, gay LP Texas to based LP New Hampshire.
00:35:32.000
I don't remember which one of you guys I was, but like, and then it gives people like Dave
00:35:36.000
some range to choose like where they're going to go.
00:35:40.000
Like if you have kind of a variety of messaging, that's like super hardcore to super gay.
00:35:45.000
Like you can kind of insert yourself anywhere in the conversation.
00:35:49.000
You reach, you reach a totally diverse group of people.
00:36:00.000
I actually think LP New Mexico disaffiliating from national over, uh, like the Mises caucus
00:36:10.000
Like if this tweet, if both of these tweets are enough to sink the Mises caucus, if that's
00:36:17.000
And I've like, I said this to Dave on the phone.
00:36:21.000
I was like, dude, you are one of the hosts of Legion of skanks.
00:36:25.000
Like, I mean, think of the 12 shots, like what a kerfuffle that was.
00:36:30.000
And Dave like felt the need to defend himself over that.
00:36:33.000
It's like, dude, if we start getting in the eye of the national media and they want
00:36:37.000
to take you out, they have a Dave Smith montage.
00:36:43.000
Like, so like, I understand and not a Scott Horton.
00:36:47.000
I totally understand Dave, like saying like, look, this doesn't help us or whatever.
00:36:52.000
But the idea that this could sink us is like eye opening.
00:36:56.000
It's like, yo, we really need to like reassess, like how serious we are about this.
00:37:06.000
Cause we're, we are going to have what we experienced in that 48 hour period.
00:37:10.000
After you guys sent that tweet, it's going to be like that nonstop, probably for a year.
00:37:21.000
But I haven't, I haven't looked at my kids in three days, man.
00:37:29.000
I literally, I literally took off work on Friday to sit there on my phone.
00:37:48.000
CNN and all these big, big, uh, news outlets are going to come out and blast us for all
00:37:53.000
That's out of context and jokes that didn't land or jokes that did land that they're going
00:38:01.000
That's the whole reason I got involved is because I knew that's what a Dave Smith candidacy
00:38:11.000
So if you go on CNN and you type in libertarian and search it, our video of Chris Sununu shows
00:38:16.000
up condemning us and saying we shouldn't exist or whatever, the last time libertarian shows
00:38:21.000
up on CNN is when Justin Amash said he was thinking about running for president.
00:38:25.000
So my case is if we're going down the lockdowns, by the way, if we're going for the respectability
00:38:33.000
Justin Amash is what, what I have said because he's going to be better at it.
00:38:37.000
He's established, you know, he's wears a suit and tie.
00:38:41.000
If we're going to go for like the Dave style stuff, like what Clint said, we 100%.
00:38:45.000
We 100% have to be ready for this shit nonstop because they'll even do it to just like,
00:38:50.000
even if Justin Amash runs, they'll find something that he did to try to take out a context or
00:39:05.000
I would like to hear Dave and Scott and everybody else's counter to what we're saying right
00:39:09.000
now, because like, I think we all have the same vision here.
00:39:12.000
So like, what, where is the, like, what's the gap between us?
00:39:18.000
I don't expect Dave to say the same things we said on LPNH.
00:39:24.000
But the backlash is going to be way fucking worse than anything.
00:39:28.000
I expect Dave to talk like he does on part of the problem.
00:39:34.000
I think, I think that for that reason alone, this was a great thing to have happen because
00:39:38.000
now we get to actually assess like, where are our weak spots?
00:39:42.000
Do we have affiliates that are, that are ready to fucking abandon ship?
00:39:46.000
Yeah, dude, LP New Mexico, if they were going to leave over two tweets New Hampshire made,
00:39:50.000
like, what fucking good were they on the first place?
00:39:53.000
Now, some of the other, well, at least the Mises Caucus accounts, some of those are being
00:39:56.000
pretty based, but they were pretty, it was pretty awesome.
00:40:03.000
They should actually be a little bit more relaxed because he doesn't have to have the
00:40:09.000
This is the thing, this is the thing that I, the point I was trying to make too is like,
00:40:12.000
you can have our affiliate accounts go harder than Dave so that we catch all the flack
00:40:21.000
And then the move is you say, you know, libertarian, libertarianism is about radical individualism.
00:40:26.000
And then you just go and extrapolate from there.
00:40:33.000
As a matter of fact, they told me to go fuck myself.
00:40:37.000
I told Dave, I was like, dude, if you want to like, if you're ever in a tough spot over
00:40:41.000
one of our tweets, if you say those guys in New Hampshire's are like crazy renegade,
00:40:45.000
you know, uh, domestic terrorists, like we'll take it as a, we'll take it as a, as a compliment.
00:40:52.000
Like we don't expect you to be a hundred percent.
00:41:02.000
There's a solid chance that us, this crew may be the ones running the, uh, Georgia convention.
00:41:08.000
There's a solid, there is a very high chance that that happens.
00:41:17.000
Oh, I thought that was a complete, uh, you know, shot in the dark.
00:41:25.000
We'll probably, we'll definitely get another SPLC article.
00:41:33.000
Or aren't they really close to, aren't they based out of Georgia?
00:41:38.000
Georgia's like got these super like anti BDS laws and shit.
00:41:43.000
I would imagine that the special guests would roll up with double Confederate flags.
00:42:12.000
We need, we need you guys to suggestions by the way.
00:42:14.000
There have been suggestions in the, uh, the chat already.
00:42:20.000
Go to top lobster.com and pick up some more anti war.com.
00:42:27.000
Oh, by the way, guys, I just got to throw one last thing in the, I'm not the, like some
00:42:34.000
There's a bunch of us who like come up with ideas and then three of us who run the account
00:42:42.000
People can't tell us apart when we come up with a tweet.
00:42:44.000
Like people will be like, Oh, this was read up.
00:42:46.000
Like you're 90% of the time you guys are wrong.
00:42:49.000
So I want to give a ton of credit to those guys.
00:42:51.000
And the guys at LPNH are fucking based as fuck.
00:42:53.000
The guys at LPNH are equally influenced Reed to then kind of run LPNH.
00:43:09.000
Last week, we set some ground rules, which is basically we're not trying.
00:43:12.000
This is not the, you know, we honestly, what we could do is we could set our Mount Rushmore
00:43:20.000
Like right off the bat, you probably think a couple.
00:43:33.000
I like Garbage Rain's idea of Beener schnitzel.
00:43:40.000
Because I like the ones that are very, very like.
00:43:46.000
It'll be like, it's a German Mexican, which like.
00:44:01.000
And then when we start breaking down, you know, the different regions of the actual tournament,
00:44:07.000
Slope and Zipperhead, I feel like are two great ones for Asians.
00:44:16.000
You gotta let them know what the fuck they are.
00:44:18.000
Because there's so many of them like, I see, Shite Hawk, Charlie.
00:44:26.000
Shite Hawk is a black Native American, I'm guessing.
00:44:32.000
So wait, Beener schnitzel, I'm guessing, is what?
00:44:34.000
Beener schnitzel is like a six seed, maybe even a seven seed.
00:45:04.000
I mean, we're going to have an entire bracket of just different black slurs.
00:45:22.000
Zippertits is great because it's not like Zippered.
00:45:34.000
One that I was already kind of been gunning for is Moon Cricket.
00:45:45.000
Moon Cricket is a nice three seed, I feel like.
00:46:06.000
That's the only way I'm going to call Spike Cohen from now on.
00:46:21.000
We should start limiting this so that we don't have multiple that refer to the same group
00:46:31.000
Oh, someone said, and it's a great one, especially if you're Italian, but Molignon.
00:47:00.000
The only thing I could think of is we could set up somehow a different category.
00:47:06.000
So why is there a left side and a right side of the thing?
00:47:17.000
For Italians, I absolutely declare the best slur is marinara monkey.
00:47:30.000
But marinara monkey is like, you said you wanted creative.
00:47:49.000
Someone said Wet Blacks, which is not even a thing.
00:48:09.000
Do we want to go with Sand Digger or do we want to go with Towel Heads for them?
00:48:25.000
For Indians, I thought we were going to call them Dot Heads though.
00:48:48.000
Well, the Sand Diggers are going up against the Shecklesnippers.
00:48:51.000
Well, they're always fighting each other anyways.
00:49:12.000
Something's funny about just fucking shitting on Indians.
00:49:19.000
I don't know if it's just because Indians are one of those ones that hasn't really gotten
00:49:26.000
Hey, for someone on Odyssey, sat out Matt on Odyssey, Guido for all Italians.
00:49:32.000
I mean, I was gonna mention that, but that's very...
00:49:51.000
One of my best friends growing up was Mexican, but he looked super Italian because he slicked
00:50:00.000
And we're just like, you're Guido now, and I shit you not, everyone in his life called
00:50:06.000
Just to break this down so far, so we do have female and male trannies in here already.
00:50:20.000
Do we have anything for male to female trannies?
00:50:25.000
Because there has to be something out there that would be something...
00:50:30.000
You know, especially like for like the whole aspect of like gashes or whatever.
00:50:47.000
Dude, that's a goddamn nuke, as we all know from our fucking past experience.
00:51:00.000
That's actually good, because it refers to diabetes.
00:51:06.000
I mean, that's probably like a six, six seed, I'd say.
00:51:14.000
I think they legit lose like circulation to their feet.
00:51:19.000
Like, they get so much sugar in their blood that the blood stops.
00:51:23.000
It gets clogged up, fucking, and then like the extremities further away from the heart.
00:51:27.000
I hope there's a doctor watching, but probably not.
00:51:35.000
The only doctor who would watch this show is Joseph Mengele.
00:51:59.000
Do we want moon crickets in here for black people, or do we want movie talkers?
00:52:13.000
We should have Clint read through the list and see like what's off limits for him to
00:52:24.000
I got kicked out of a Discord because I called someone a She-mail.
00:52:49.000
I had a British friend in the military and he told me about Gollywog.
00:52:58.000
Yeah, it's funny because it's like a cultural thing that they won't let go of.
00:53:01.000
And it's almost like a thing from fairy tales and shit.
00:53:05.000
Just to be clear, though, if we do this, I think we're replacing Moon Cricket, though.
00:53:28.000
My English friend, apparently over in England, this is like a thing.
00:53:32.000
I'm trying to think of something to equate it to, but it's like a cultural thing.
00:53:36.000
It's almost like something they use in fairy tale stories.
00:53:41.000
And sometimes they're almost like impish little characters.
00:53:46.000
And I guess recently in the past decade or so, they started trying to take them away.
00:53:51.000
And a lot of people were like, no, we want to keep our Gollywogs.
00:53:57.000
But it's clearly appointed at the most racist interpretation of blacks.
00:54:02.000
That's what the American Civil War was about, right?
00:54:09.000
Going to Wikipedia, like looking into it or whatever.
00:54:13.000
Once you realize the context of what Gollywogs are and like how crazy it is, it's pretty
00:54:19.000
Garbage Mane is like a fucking endless well of racial slurs.
00:54:38.000
Dude, he had one up earlier in the chat where he said Spirit Airlines Americans and he just
00:54:44.000
Are we putting Noodle Niggers in here or is that too similar to the...
00:54:51.000
Noodle Nigger's great because that was, I mean...
00:54:53.000
That's all Asian people and not just Vietnamese.
00:54:59.000
Like I said, I'm on the Wikipedia list of ethnic slurs and one of the top ones is Ashka
00:55:10.000
Isn't that what they call them back in the NIPs?
00:55:18.000
In the UK, they call black people Brillo pads because of their hair.
00:55:26.000
You can just see the Blaze TV being removed from his soul.
00:55:41.000
Have you guys ever seen that college humor video about how women, like, fart and snort
00:55:46.000
and, like, everything in private because they, like, never do it in public or whatever?
00:55:50.000
Clint's like that, like, after he gets off Tower Gang, he just goes to his thing and just
00:55:59.000
Um, okay, so we're putting Noodle Nigger in here because fan-faced gook is specific
00:56:04.000
to Vietnamese, so this will encompass Asian people.
00:56:06.000
I think you're getting too caught up in not having, like, redundancies.
00:56:13.000
By the way, gringo is just a great one just for white people, isn't it?
00:56:18.000
There's gotta be a way better one for white people.
00:56:23.000
Bro, in South Africa, they call African-airs hairy backs, which is really fucking funny.
00:57:00.000
You guys probably are familiar with this one, but I'm a fan of Daywalkers for gingers that
00:57:28.000
People keep trying to come up with different slurs for white people, for Mexicans.
00:57:31.000
The only thing they've ever called me is Maricone.
00:57:50.000
Yeah, they keep calling me a pinchy, cool arrow.
00:58:24.000
Yeah, it's because he doesn't hate white people.
00:58:36.000
Nothing really offends white people, unless you call them racist, though.
00:58:49.000
Again, I like tweeting these because there's a lot of...
00:58:51.000
Dude, that is the biggest insult, if you're a white person, is bigot or racist.
00:59:04.000
My grandpa said black babies are cute, and then they grow up.
00:59:11.000
We need to have glow nigger in here, by the way, for cops, right?
00:59:31.000
No, what I was saying was I really like the ones that are extremely targeted, and this
00:59:38.000
one was British people versus Irish people, and they just call them West Brits, and that
00:59:43.000
must, like, really piss the fuck off of Irish people.
00:59:47.000
Because I'm British, originally, like, I mean, my ancestors came over on the Mayflower,
00:59:52.000
but I've got an Irish friend, and whenever he talks about Ireland, I'm like, Ireland,
00:59:56.000
isn't that just, like, part of England or something?
01:00:15.000
We also like to make fun of, you know, the worst people in society.
01:00:20.000
Half of this is gonna be some variation on nigger, but it doesn't even mean black people.
01:00:34.000
I mean, this thing's so small for me, so I don't know what's open, but if I had to
01:00:36.000
guess, I'd say it's like in a four to seven range.
01:00:55.000
They didn't brief me about that one in Quantico.
01:01:06.000
Actually, a good faggot is a pretty good slur for a white person.
01:01:10.000
But I think we put faggot on our Mount Rushmore.
01:01:15.000
Unless you have something you can combine with faggot.
01:01:18.000
Which, gay fur might be a good one just for faggots.
01:01:22.000
I haven't heard somebody use gay fur in a long time.
01:01:34.000
When things get played out, I like to say them in Spanish.
01:01:42.000
Even though I don't know if that's how you're supposed to say it.
01:01:46.000
When we wanted to evolve our racial slurs with one another.
01:02:00.000
I was expecting it to be way funnier than that, Cole.
01:02:12.000
And it just got me because I've never seen that before.
01:02:13.000
Okay, to fill out the rest of this bracket, we still need...
01:02:16.000
We still need to decide on one for fat people, white people...
01:02:36.000
Pan-faced is just so funny to me because, like...
01:02:39.000
I don't know if, like, the implication is that you hit someone with a pan and it flattens their face.
01:02:49.000
That's the slur that was created by John McCain, actually, so...
01:03:19.000
By the way, do any of you know what Provincetown Massachusetts is?
01:03:25.000
Yeah, so do you know about the fudge store there?
01:03:29.000
The boxes say, I got my fudge packed in Provincetown, if you buy a box of fudge there.
01:03:41.000
Alright, what seed do you want Fudge-packer to go in?
01:03:59.000
Now, still need the one for fats and for white people if we're going in that direction.
01:04:12.000
I'm looking at some completely, it says completely and utterly ridiculous.
01:04:35.000
Eggplant, branch manager, swamp donkey and jungle bunny.
01:05:05.680
They just throw incel all over. I mean, it is a slur, for sure.
01:05:09.040
That hurts. You know what? Throw incel on there.
01:05:30.760
Five incels. Well, if you've got something better
01:05:49.560
All they ever call me is Sugar Daddy. I don't know.
01:06:01.520
As I said, Poopskin, Peckerwood, Uncle Tomahawk, Bean Bangler,
01:06:14.880
Shout out to Patriot J, I think, on that one, right?
01:06:33.180
White people are better at coming up with offensive names.
01:06:46.540
Add that to the list of things we're better at than all the other races.
01:06:53.740
Cole, for your fucking male to female, Slash and Gash.
01:07:08.120
Do we have that on here, though, or are we not using it?
01:07:15.780
I would like Daywalkers to be number eight, please.
01:07:48.860
About, I was thinking today, and Legion of Skanks, I guess people watching probably
01:07:53.260
don't give a shit, but I think we should start doing fucking plugs in the middle of the
01:08:03.580
Yeah, I was going to say, this better not be in the middle of the episode.
01:08:26.780
I have Dave Smith come back on my show for the 420 boys with two people.
01:08:33.340
It'll either be some combination of Clint Russell, Tom Pops, and Reed Coverdale.
01:08:45.620
I'll make your own bookings, Audit Buckets, and Odyssey as well.
01:08:52.100
I have a debate between Sticks and Dave Smith this Sunday morning.
01:08:58.260
And Friday, I also have on Paul Manafort, who has been, I don't know, thrown in prison
01:09:05.500
Yeah, I got Pete Quinonez coming on next Thursday, going to a Ron Paul Institute event this weekend.
01:09:20.720
Also, by the way, for anybody in the audience or anything, if you have any more suggestions
01:09:25.620
for slurs for us, we can do some, like, re-seeds.
01:09:31.240
We can change it up, because I just saw Twink, and I thought Twink is a great one.
01:09:35.440
You know, just, I mean, I think you're Terry and if you're Brad Palumbo.
01:09:39.400
Twink would probably have to replace Fudgeback or that.
01:09:44.280
Let me start being professional and plug our show better.
01:09:46.880
Like, for example, if you guys haven't noticed, if you're watching YouTube, if you're watching
01:09:51.780
Tower of Power, it's only the past, like, two or three episodes are on there.
01:09:54.740
If you want to catch our whole catalog with great guests like Dave Smith, Shoe on Head,
01:09:59.280
there's some other big ones I can't think of right now, fucking-
01:10:05.420
We're trying to move you guys to Odyssey, or you can listen to us on audio, or Spotify.
01:10:12.840
You can watch us on, there's a video on Spotify, you can do that there.
01:10:16.380
But YouTube, we're trying to wean you guys off of YouTube to only pass two or three episodes.
01:10:22.860
Because we will be nuked over and over again on YouTube.
01:10:25.580
What we should do is we should just have, like, something you can copy and paste into
01:10:30.920
the description where we just got everything listed, so people can just go down there and
01:10:35.340
click all the links instead of wasting, you know, 10 minutes for all of us.
01:10:39.600
Then we can just be like, read Coverdale Naturalist Capitalist in the description, and then it can
01:10:43.900
just be like, Naturalist Capitalist, and then the link tree under it.
01:10:47.100
Actually, I have revamped my website, so I'm hosting antiwar.com, and for all of you dumb
01:10:54.880
motherfuckers, I have some of your trailers and whatever else, so when you go on my page
01:11:00.080
and you see Naturalist Capitalist, No Way Jose, you see Liberty Lockdown, you see Tower
01:11:04.020
Power Hour, you see Break the Cycle, right underneath it is a clip to either a good episode of theirs
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You can click on it, go right to their YouTube, subscribe to them, buy a shirt, don't be gay,
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I don't know how, I mean, that's got to be in there.
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I mean, I feel like that's a long-standing slur for white guys that try to be black.
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I got to be honest, though, it has never once offended me.
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But I don't think it's about most offensive slur, it's just about just the best slur.
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Put Wigger up there, because it'll offend El Popo.
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I did see it on the Odyssey chat, thanks to Damon.
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Yeah, but that's like saying we should put crap in there, too.
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Oh, yeah, I'm going on Revenge of the Sizz tomorrow.
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You're going to love being on there with his co-hosts.
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They featured the LPNH tweet in their episode on Monday or something.
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They've never survived long enough for me to call them anything.
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Dude, I spent a whole day at the Universal Studios with Royce.
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That's just somebody who dates somebody way under.
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That's what I always heard it as was Cradle Robber.
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You were just like – you're like 30 dating a 20-year-old.
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Well, think about this because we don't have –
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We don't have pedos or fats in the bracket right now, so we might make some slight changes here, but we'll see.
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So for the rest of the episode, I mean you guys can decide.
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We have the Dave Portnoy thing that apparently was confirmed.
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If anybody besides me watched the documentary perhaps.
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I also have this video of this man on a subway train.
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You guys can tell me what you want to talk about.
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While you're pulling it up, guys, check out podcastmerge.com.
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By the way, the guy that tweeted this out goes by the name Ichigo Niggasaki on Twitter.
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I'm sure most of the people in the chat are followers of mine on Twitter.
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Broke 50 today, and I want to thank all you guys for the continued retweets and support over the years.
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Now that you hit 50K, are you going to go back to your original profile picture?
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By the way, Niggasaki, I believe, is a slur for a black jab.
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I think this is in New York, so I don't know if that's a joke or not.
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I'm actually pretty surprised that you don't see his dick.
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I'm pretty surprised that he's going to see his dick.
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Can you imagine not giving that much of a fuck?
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It's actually Justin O'Donnell's black brother is what he was saying.
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There's definitely rice flying out of the bones.
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Not like I think they're good people, but that takes balls to be out there doing that
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and then just fucking grab that shit like that and run it.
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I worked for the MTA before I went to Florida, and I worked nights for probably five or six years,
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I've been in the seat that the person with the camera recording this was.
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I might have some of this shit on my old phones recording things like this happening.
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I guess you just kind of go like, it's not my problem, so I'm just going to fucking, you know.
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That lady could have gotten stabbed, and nobody would have done anything.
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What is up with the diffusion of responsibility?
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Is it like have people actually got to a point of not caring, or do they just go like,
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I'm not going to get involved because I don't want to get stabbed too?
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He was in New York visiting, and it was like a serial killer or a serial stabber that was
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It was a big thing in New York and like maybe 20 years ago, and he went and intervened and
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There was like three cops standing right next to him, did nothing until he actually subdued
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the dude with the knife, kicked it away, and then the cops came in.
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So that's why it's like when you're in New York, just mind your business, bro.
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Dude, I admire, so this dude has like huge balls for just wearing those like tattered
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He's a very good actor too at like giving off the impression that he's like not about
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to do something, that he's just like completely stoned off his ass or something.
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You guys would be fucking chopped meat in New York because it was obvious that he was going
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Dude, the woman is being really dumb because she's got like an open container of food there,
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It looked like they're rice because it's really like yellow in color.
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Therefore, the guy was justified in snatching it because it's fucking delicious.
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It's like Karlyn Borsenko says, you know, the Jews, like they asked for it or whatever
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No, they showed their fate before they were born.
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Dude, the Halal guys' white sauce is so good that I wind up adding more white sauce,
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Their hot sauce is actually fucking hot, which-
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Oh, by the way, are you going to explain what happened to you the other day that was
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The hot sauce is just mayonnaise, but a toad's white as fuck.
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We should send the gang to New York City, but we should go to a Legion of Skank show.
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Yeah, if you guys bring up enough money, sure, yeah, although I don't think we have a way
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Because we'll get banned from it, but yeah, so-
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Patreon is like, you can't jump an elephant in the ocean, you fucking idiots.
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You're not big enough to get banned from Patreon, you fucking retards.
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Dude, that dude on the subway, he has really good taste in food, and he has really excellent
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Like, the way that he timed that just right, like, I'm going to grab this as soon as the
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It reminded me of that, like, Seinfeld, where, you know, when Kramer's, like, running out the
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Because I don't even know what you guys are getting at.
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You know, Popo's in here, by the way, but Portnoy is fucking gay, and he gets his dick
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sucked, or he may suck dicks in Lexington, Kentucky.
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Was it a contrived way to talk about that thing?
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It's basically, I mean, I'm not going to, I can't explain-
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Hold on, I like how Popo's trying to sabotage our show.
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Like, literally nobody watches this anyway, but he's like, why don't you put it behind
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So, uh, Popo, uh, had come up with this, like, large, elaborate way of, uh, trolling.
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Why- it just seems weird if we're talking about him sucking dick.
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Well, what the whole thing is, is that every time they had stoolies, which was there on
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Spaces, the Barstool Sports has a Spaces every Wednesday where they do a live podcast with
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And so, uh, Portnoy had visited Lexington, Kentucky, and went to a, uh, pizza shop there
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to do his one-bite pizza reviews, but he had also been seeing, or something about, there's
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a famous glory hole, like, right beside it, or on, like-
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Like, a very famous glory hole that he had visited, or something like that.
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I saw, I saw a news article with him and Brad Palumbo.
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It was in, uh, this video by Dickie Walnuts, in fact.
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So, they're, I mean, and, and it's gotten so big enough to where people outside of our
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circle are starting to say that they saw Dave Portnoy in Lexington sucking dick.
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And, and it's gotten up to where there was a, uh, it's either a fake BuzzFeed, I, I think
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It seems very real, but it might just be a really elaborate fake.
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Posted an article that was talking about, uh, Dave Portnoy is gay.
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And then, like, they're mentioning all the stuff about him in Lexington, Kentucky.
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Is it a real BuzzFeed account posting fake news, or is it a fake BuzzFeed account posting
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But, uh, uh, this reminds me of how, uh, you guys are probably too young, but I remember
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in the, in, like, in the 90s, I don't know exactly when, everyone, uh, came up with this
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story that Richard Gere had, had gerbils in his ass.
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And then, and then it migrated to, uh, I think it was Michael Bolton had to get cum, no, no,
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Kenny G had to get cum pumped from his stomach because he blew Michael Bolton for two
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And then that, then when I got older, the story migrated to being little Kim blowing Notorious
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And then, and then it was just like, it just kept going and kept going and the story kept
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And I was like, oh my God, this is just a myth that carries on through the ages.
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And Polpo has given us the modern iteration of it.
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The truth is you can swallow as much cum as you want and you'll never have to get your
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The thing I love the most about this fucking Portnoy thing, the whole sucking dick at
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a fucking glory hole, is I genuinely think that it really did contribute to him going
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completely unhinged with this whole Alex Stein thing.
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I really think that's what like kind of pushed him over the edge.
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So it's like the beauty of that, like that thing that like to where it like really did
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And then on top of that, when he did go unhinged and then even like push it even further to
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where now he has like a bajillion people in his comments, like, Hey, don't listen to
01:24:15.960
Junkie Jep brought up the Marilyn Manson removing his ribs to suck his own dick.
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Is this like a Mandela effect thing or is it just bullshit?
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The Lil' Kim thing, you gave me a flashback of my past with Lil' Kim.
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Popo's been doing this shit since the 90s, man.
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He's saying that David is actually, Popo's actually Loki, the Norse god of mischief.
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And he's just been putting this shit out for millennia, actually, is what's going on.
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I heard him on a podcast once where he was like explaining that he knows what will go viral on the internet.
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And he'll just intersperse it in his public appearances so that he'll get a clip like that.
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So I think he planned that clip, which is really hard to imagine because it's like planning lightning in a bottle, which seems impossible.
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I guess it's something between like the Popo thing and then kind of what we do where he just knows like what is the right move.
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If you think – if you understand how the social dynamics of the shit works and like what will get people like talking and what is funny, like it makes sense.
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Like it's – anyone who's like, I don't know, the least bit not retarded realizes like he's probably not really going to hunt him down and fucking murder him.
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Like I was just – like him, his competitor looked way more athletic than he does.
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He looks like – after that fight, he looks terrible.
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I mean he would be the one on the subway to stab somebody, dude.
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Like he would fucking – if he was an internet troll.
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But that's – but it was just weird just watching because he – like Samhite still has like a gut.
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He still has like – but he like – he fucking – I mean that punch –
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He just has like this like natural like testosterone.
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You look at him and you can tell there's raw power there.
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Like maybe there's not like pure endurance, but there's power.
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I've done all sorts of different work and I've done like CrossFit type shit, which is gay.
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So you can kind of tell by people's builds what they are.
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And you're like that is not what you can fuck with.
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By the way, real quick, the gym story of the week.
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I had fucking three beaners doing incline press on the Smith machine and they were there for 30 minutes.
01:27:51.880
I just came up with a really good one for Mexican priests.
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Instead of waiting for the incline machine, go do some pull-ups.
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They pulled over a fucking like bench to the Smith machine and then started doing incline bench press on it.
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And what were you going to do on the Smith machine?
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I mean, and they weren't even pushing big weight, dude.
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They were doing like 135 or something like 125 maybe.
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I probably can count on one hand how many like reasonable things there are to do on a Smith machine that are not gay.
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Smith machine is what I'm going to call Dave from now on.
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If you're doing squats and you have knee issues on a Smith machine, I was like, all right, fine.
01:28:59.480
I zone out of this show after like an hour and 20 minutes.
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I just wanted to know if Ulysses Liberty in the chat is you.
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I'm going to claim plausible deniability on that one.
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The only thing I ever really used a Smith machine for was to like do ass-to-grass squats just to kind of work on my flexibility.
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It's four inches to get your ass to the grass, dude.
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By the way, our fat people's slur could be Meghan McCain's.
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I think it's funny how Clint and I are like around six feet, but then all you guys are like half a foot shorter than us,
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but you're all like making fun of each other about how short the other one is.
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And then they're like, you guys are all like the same height.
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Dude, I've been standing next to you and fucking – I look like damn near almost eye to eye.
01:30:07.780
I'm looking at your fucking Nazi hair is what I'm looking at whenever I look at you.
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Did you want me to tell the story real quickly, by the way, about me being injured?
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All right, because yeah, we're running out of time here.
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So this happened yesterday when I went to get lunch,
01:30:24.440
and we're dealing with the streets of Boston here, which – government roads, obviously.
01:30:30.120
Yes, Tower Games, Clinton Reed, collecting Funko Pops.
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I was kind of like right near getting onto the sidewalk too,
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so I kind of fell like in the middle of the road and almost like at the sidewalk.
01:30:55.240
Like you would be telling these types of stories.
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Any time I'd run into you, you'd just be telling like a group of like 10 people
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And I remember just being like, Toad is so lucky that people give a shit in the Liberty space
01:31:08.740
what he has to say because he'll just be talking about like I tied my shoe this morning
01:31:12.960
and then I slipped and my shoe was across the –
01:31:17.240
All right, I fell into my Greek salad, so I was covered in Greek salad.
01:31:28.780
My fucking nine-year-old daughter tells better stories.
01:31:35.260
Him just like every time we'd come into a room, he was like, yeah.
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And then my pants, they ripped when I pulled them up over my knees.
01:31:43.640
It wasn't that he was coming up with a half a dozen different mundane stories
01:31:49.820
He would tell each new person that he met the same boring fucking story.
01:31:54.960
And I heard it three times because I was taking it with him.
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There'd be like six people standing there listening to him.
01:32:00.280
I'm just like, holy shit, he's so lucky he has this audience.
01:32:02.500
I think the story was like his shit saved the Mises cockets or something like that.
01:32:13.180
I told it on Tyler Yonke's podcast, Libertarian Podcast Review,
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and I told it on Brian McWilliams' podcast, Mean Age Daydream.
01:32:25.020
I have never heard something so much more accurate about him
01:32:34.440
As was mentioned on the Porkfest episode, Josh was talking about one night,
01:32:45.180
I wonder if the people listening to him are just like,
01:32:50.540
he really thinks we're interested in what he's saying.
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So they just keep staring and I don't know what it is.
01:32:55.620
They're literally just watching Autism in Motion.
01:33:15.080
My enemies, they tell me anything bad that happens to them,
01:33:22.860
They go like, like you, you were like this fucking,
01:33:25.920
the rafter in my fucking garage fell on my SUV.
01:33:28.640
And then I fucking was walking down the street and I fucking
01:33:30.900
sat in a pothole and then the Greek salad on my fucking body.
01:33:34.900
We know Jewish people like to tell stories and, you know,
01:33:41.240
Like, it does remind me of my daughters telling stories.
01:33:44.540
And I'm, me being an asshole, I don't, I usually,
01:34:07.500
And I did the same thing to Clint on the drive to work.
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why are you telling this fucking story i don't feel mad anymore as an adult as like a grown man
01:34:27.800
when somebody does that to me i will literally just walk away dude i was i was why do you do
01:34:32.780
that i was like i was trapped in time i was trapped in the car with toad for fucking five
01:34:36.680
hours straight so i just put my headphones in and i and i shit you not he talked the entire drive
01:34:41.760
and i and ashton was in the front seat she had headphones in neither of us responded for fucking
01:34:47.460
five hours straight words he did the same thing to me i picked him up from the airport same thing
01:34:52.880
the way you get him to shut up is get him to call mount washington
01:35:01.320
i was having i was having a conversation with talk the whole way from the airport all right i know i
01:35:08.720
know hey for the first five minutes i was talking back and then i but he heard the same story again
01:35:14.640
and he was like okay it's just it's reruns now cole has a similar issue where like he he waits it's
01:35:19.960
what's the weirdest thing about you man since we're all insulting each other the weirdest thing
01:35:23.380
the weirdest thing about cole is that he'll sit there and you could tell he's waiting to interject
01:35:27.780
and then when he interjects he forgets his point for like 10 seconds and then he fucking finally like
01:35:33.580
he's like a fucking i don't know like a two speed that has to pick up the pace yeah i have to
01:35:38.400
shift the gear i have to get there first oh my god that's so true you guys are ready to get out
01:35:43.580
of here yeah yeah yeah by the way like just i feel like tower gang has gotten too long in general
01:35:50.460
like it like it used to be an hour and now we it was never hours
01:35:54.140
the guy who's never here feels like it's too long i know uh by the way uh garbage main was asking me if
01:36:02.860
i'll debate uh black mutualists i have already said i will i just won't do it on my platform because
01:36:07.140
i'm not giving him that kind of airtime so i'm god you won't get it you won't get a word in
01:36:11.100
that's why i don't have him on it'd be pointless but he doesn't talk shit at all in person like in
01:36:16.120
reno he was there never said a fucking word to me but then online he's like that it's because he's
01:36:20.500
like you know he's little he's very tiny but he did he did walk up to me and say why'd you block
01:36:25.340
me dog you know and got all like hi really but but that was it and and i and i just should have
01:36:31.160
been like i thought your crystal stopped that and then just you should have been like why'd you get
01:36:34.760
re-suspended dog i'd be like your your gem power isn't strong enough to prevent the black
01:36:40.040
i don't know yeah let's do a let's do a twitter poll to see how long uh tower gang should be
01:36:45.840
all right i don't know why you said that because my my wife is always going like how long is it
01:36:49.460
going to be tonight we try to do like six million minutes or so we try to do like an hour and a half
01:36:57.640
each episode that's basically around where where it winds up yeah jose's the time guy jose's like all
01:37:02.860
right wrap it up you faggots and then yes uh clint clint versus black mutualist with popo the
01:37:07.240
moderator that would be i would do it on do it on nap do it on on the podcast is that still around
01:37:14.040
no no it's garbage main show oh dude on garbage yeah there we go i'm good with that i would not
01:37:18.720
i'll be honest i wouldn't host it on my show i don't know why these people keep saying i'm not
01:37:22.780
going to same guy i would not host uh black mutualist in any fashion so why is el popo saying
01:37:30.020
i just said i'll do it dave didn't say jose was the smartest he just said jose could uh debate
01:37:38.440
michael shirmer and win correct i was the first one that came to mind when we thought about a smart
01:37:44.140
tower power yeah he did he said jose and then he and then uh tyler brought up me and he said cole
01:37:50.820
knows nothing not anything at all yeah yeah which by the way i did have the best tweet out of all the
01:37:57.400
more even more engagement than dave's tweet of going on uh tyler show i had more engagement
01:38:02.880
on mine talking about not as many as the mccain tweet just saying that's true yeah well we will
01:38:08.120
never get the amount of engagement i don't think that can be replicated i i don't think it can like
01:38:12.800
i will say i had a tweet that had uh like 60 000 likes and it was just defending kairi irving in his
01:38:19.040
in his protesting it got into the it got into the black community and it was just like
01:38:22.720
yeah but people were scared to like ours but it got lots of views it was like
01:38:28.960
but it didn't end up beating the ratio oh yeah it did it did slightly just barely it's 11 and a
01:38:36.720
half likes to 11.1 comments hell yeah hey that's the perfect balance hey hey that's that's democracy
01:38:45.320
technically 51 wins baby that's all by the way the six million was way more like way more likes and
01:38:52.980
way more reshares than quote tweets or comments so if you know how crazy it is the nice ratio
01:38:59.120
any tweet with 11 000 comments on it that is wild dude and and when you're on a blue check account
01:39:06.780
you can switch it so you only see blue checks commenting there's still hundreds of them
01:39:12.240
it's incredible holy shit you know what i just wondered it's probably a bot farm what do you
01:39:18.200
what do you guys think the password is for the new hampshire libertarian account it's probably
01:39:21.980
something like crazy six milli uss liberty i didn't i did not i did not i did not write the password
01:39:32.300
so it's none of those things okay all right guys let's get the fuck out of here all right
01:39:38.140
you gotta run a video yeah we have a little bit of an outro here so uh oh my all right
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everyone i love you guys see all our faces on the side still no no let me know garbage you all out
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motherfucker garbage main all right peace out my father my father my father my father my father
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my father my father my father my father my father my father my father my father my father my father
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My father's my father's my father, my father, my father, my father