Tower Gang - Ep 87 - 9⧸11 Special - Death Star of David w⧸ Luke & Typo

00:00:00.000 Oh, my God.

00:00:30.000 Oh, my God.

00:01:00.000 Oh, my God.

00:01:30.000 Oh, my God.

00:02:00.000 Oh, my God.

00:02:29.980 Oh, here we are. It's me, Cole. I'm a note for P on Twitter. And then we got Toad, Reed Coverdale.

00:02:37.860 And then from the Binding the Bullet podcast, we got Typo. Luke's going to be on later. We got Clint coming on later.

00:02:43.500 Top's going to be on later. So we're going to have a fun night tonight.

00:02:45.800 Just topo. We're living some great memories from our youth.

00:02:51.640 That's right. What's up, everybody?

00:02:53.360 You must have been so young that you weren't even born yet, right?

00:02:56.260 No, no, no. I was like, well, I guess I was five years old.

00:02:59.400 You were five?

00:03:00.560 I was five.

00:03:01.280 I was six.

00:03:02.120 Yeah.

00:03:02.300 I was seven.

00:03:02.800 I was 16.

00:03:04.800 Do you remember?

00:03:05.640 I was like 14 or something, 16.

00:03:08.060 16.

00:03:08.400 Do you remember it?

00:03:09.220 Do you remember?

00:03:09.920 Because I remember.

00:03:10.640 Oh, yeah.

00:03:11.260 I remember that morning for some reason.

00:03:13.720 I feel like.

00:03:14.760 Did it happen in the morning?

00:03:15.740 That's what I.

00:03:16.900 Yeah.

00:03:17.120 Did it happen in the morning?

00:03:18.920 Are you serious?

00:03:19.620 Wow.

00:03:19.760 Dude, I have.

00:03:20.520 Because I just remember like sitting there watching the morning news before school and

00:03:25.800 like seeing something happened, which may be totally wrong.

00:03:28.320 I was five years old.

00:03:29.160 Your school must have started really late.

00:03:30.800 Okay.

00:03:31.380 Yeah.

00:03:31.580 Then maybe I didn't.

00:03:32.540 Yeah.

00:03:32.680 I was at school.

00:03:33.560 Or wait.

00:03:34.020 Were you central time back then?

00:03:36.060 Oh, still central time.

00:03:36.900 Yeah.

00:03:36.960 Okay.

00:03:37.280 So, yeah.

00:03:37.740 It could have been.

00:03:38.380 It was like 1030 for us then, Cole.

00:03:40.580 It was like 1030.

00:03:41.460 Oh, then no.

00:03:42.020 Then no.

00:03:42.540 It must have been.

00:03:43.240 846 is when the first one hit.

00:03:44.940 It must have been the next day of the morning.

00:03:46.340 It must have been 846 and 913 in the Eastern time, I believe, are when the two plans hit.

00:03:52.120 Very good.

00:03:53.600 Yeah.

00:03:53.960 Wait, wait.

00:03:54.380 Did you say 846?

00:03:54.860 I was involved in the morning.

00:03:56.480 Yeah.

00:03:59.540 It's just.

00:04:00.580 Yeah.

00:04:00.740 10 is the real Muhammad Atta.

00:04:03.020 I just remember watching the news.

00:04:04.980 It probably was the next morning I saw it because, I mean, they probably played it on the news

00:04:09.400 for weeks just watching the things hit over and over and over again, which just must have

00:04:15.080 been great to see all that over and over again, just seeing planes hit those two towers and

00:04:19.360 then the US Army shoot down the fucking one and because they definitely shot that down,

00:04:25.440 right?

00:04:25.680 I hate you.

00:04:26.400 I hate you already.

00:04:28.520 I always say that because I heard Joe Rogan.

00:04:31.100 Joe Rogan actually does believe that they shot down the one in Pennsylvania.

00:04:34.100 Well, I honestly used to think that.

00:04:38.040 Like, I was never big on, like, I used to, like, hate all 9-11 conspiracy theory bullshit

00:04:44.900 except for Flight 93.

00:04:46.720 I was like, hmm, I bet they, like, made up the Todd Beamer let's roll story and they probably

00:04:51.720 shot it out of the sky and had to come up with some, you know, like, some patriotic,

00:04:58.280 like, exciting story or whatever.

00:04:59.900 I'm not sure about that.

00:05:00.880 No, I don't think that anymore, but I used to.

00:05:04.560 The reason I think it actually crashed into the ground is because there's, like, a fucking

00:05:12.340 hole in the ground with barely any debris except for paper that was scattered all over the place.

00:05:19.020 And the only other times in history when that has happened is when a plane gets spiked into

00:05:25.140 the ground at full speed.

00:05:26.500 Um, and it was, you know, it was pretty full of jet fuel.

00:05:30.020 It was going, like, 620 miles per hour or something.

00:05:33.000 Yeah.

00:05:33.360 And so it just slammed into the ground and they found almost 100% of the plane

00:05:38.000 underneath the ground where if it had been shot out of the sky, you'd have huge chunks

00:05:43.880 of the plane all over the place.

00:05:45.420 First of all, like, big pieces of the wings, the fuselage, and it wouldn't all be, like,

00:05:50.180 in that area.

00:05:50.980 They found, like, pieces of paper for miles, but that's normal.

00:05:55.300 So bring up David's, uh, David Brady's comment.

00:05:58.040 It's so fucking funny.

00:05:59.980 He's like, Kamala actually climbed the rubble on ground zero and yelled,

00:06:02.820 Fweedom!

00:06:03.540 As George Wichelrod put down them.

00:06:05.160 First of all, by the way, uh, Reed, um, I think on this show, we believe that, uh, the only

00:06:13.620 good hole is one that's in the ground.

00:06:15.460 So.

00:06:18.660 Base.

00:06:19.860 I would also say that, um, I think that if, like, U.S. fighter planes had taken down this

00:06:26.060 plane, they would have been able to, uh, spin it as we just foiled this, uh, part of this

00:06:31.440 terrorist attack.

00:06:32.260 Like, I don't know, I don't, I don't think, I don't think they could spin, you know, murdering

00:06:36.980 U.S. citizens.

00:06:38.000 I don't know.

00:06:38.440 Do you know about the, about Dick Cheney?

00:06:41.140 Yeah, that was the whole thing.

00:06:41.920 Dick Cheney.

00:06:42.680 Flight 77 with the Pentagon, though.

00:06:45.180 Yeah.

00:06:46.020 They knew it was coming for, like, minutes out.

00:06:49.420 Uh, this, this aid kept coming in and telling Dick Cheney, like, hey, there's a plane 60 miles

00:06:55.140 out from Washington, D.C.

00:06:57.440 Okay, it's 50 miles out.

00:06:59.240 30.

00:07:00.020 10.

00:07:00.580 Hey, does the.

00:07:01.680 The, you know, does the no shoot down order still stand?

00:07:04.800 And Cheney was like, of course it still stands.

00:07:07.140 We heard anything to the contrary.

00:07:08.440 So, they didn't shoot that one down.

00:07:10.720 Right.

00:07:11.060 Well, they had, they had 20 trillion dollars or whatever it was to cover up.

00:07:14.920 Didn't they, um, didn't they have, like, uh, like, they were potentially discussing sending

00:07:20.760 F-15s after the, uh, the plane that hit the North Tower?

00:07:25.780 They have, like, audio of that.

00:07:27.280 Yeah, I mean, they started, I think it was, like, right at, yeah.

00:07:31.380 Well, that makes, that kind of makes sense, though.

00:07:33.040 It makes sense for them to be, like, for the, immediately after, to be like, okay, let's

00:07:37.560 at least get them up in the air and following them or something.

00:07:40.460 Because, I mean, it's not like they're just going to sit on their hands totally.

00:07:43.980 They have, they have to do, because I, because even if they were behind it, they would still

00:07:47.980 have to, I mean, put, I mean, if, uh.

00:07:51.500 Yeah.

00:07:52.340 Well, yeah, but, like, the people that, like, the people that fly the fighter jets, like,

00:07:56.300 they're probably not behind it.

00:07:57.780 They probably don't know their protocol.

00:07:59.820 So, like, they're just like, oh, we don't really know what happened.

00:08:02.060 Get them in the air.

00:08:02.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:03.060 It's just, like, evil mastermind genius George W. Bush who's behind it.

00:08:08.020 You know, he, he, yes.

00:08:09.660 That guy could totally pull this off.

00:08:11.840 Yeah, that guy, yeah, for sure.

00:08:13.040 Well, he was just a puppet anyway.

00:08:15.020 We know that, uh, obviously Dick Cheney was the mastermind there.

00:08:18.760 I would also say that with the United 93, the, the Shanksville flight, right?

00:08:23.360 Uh, that one, I would say that people are, you know, trying to spin, uh, the passengers

00:08:28.420 who were able to foil that plot as heroes.

00:08:31.680 But if that plane was headed towards anything in D.C., I would say that those people are actually

00:08:36.460 the terrorists.

00:08:37.160 I agree.

00:08:38.020 Well, there's, there's, there's rumors that just let this happen.

00:08:45.300 Come on.

00:08:45.980 It's rumored.

00:08:46.620 They were headed for the CIA building, which in that case, you're a hundred percent correct.

00:08:51.240 Are you like, they totally should.

00:08:53.220 Because always like, people always say like, it's rumored.

00:08:55.620 Like, I mean, they also think the Capitol building, maybe it depends on who you ask.

00:08:59.480 We're going to January 6th, the Capitol.

00:09:02.380 Either way.

00:09:03.120 I say, let, you know, if I were a passenger on flight 77 and we're, we, we did a Todd Beamer

00:09:08.200 and like tried to take the cab and we get up there and we're just like, Hey, what are you

00:09:11.660 guys doing anyway?

00:09:12.520 And they're like, we're going to fly this into the Pentagon.

00:09:14.280 I'd be like, I don't know.

00:09:18.420 Hey, what do you guys think?

00:09:19.620 Would it, we just let them do it?

00:09:22.200 I actually, you're like, you're like, give me a knife.

00:09:24.500 I'll help.

00:09:25.100 I'll put these other passengers down.

00:09:28.180 Well, it's shakes though.

00:09:29.480 So I had a tweet where I was like, when I was younger, cause I'd be like, I joined the

00:09:34.140 military.

00:09:34.480 I was like, I can never wrap my head around why people would fly planes into Washington and

00:09:39.020 New York.

00:09:39.780 And now that I'm older, let's just say now I get it.

00:09:42.860 Yeah.

00:09:45.220 I was the one that got your Instagram account suspended.

00:09:49.800 I think it was.

00:09:51.040 So I think it was the call of duty one where it was just the, the picture of the towers

00:09:55.500 burning with a bunch of like the revive symbol all over the towers from call of duty.

00:10:02.400 It was, it was because they, um, they hated us for our freedom, obviously.

00:10:06.120 Well, yes, if we don't fight them over there, we're going to have to fight them over here.

00:10:11.320 You know, what's crazy is like people 100% believe that, that like, that is still like,

00:10:16.420 actually like, I mean, I heard that growing up so much, like that they, and I, and I even

00:10:20.280 said it growing up was like, well, if we don't like, if we don't, you know, fight the war

00:10:23.860 over there, they'll definitely bring it over here.

00:10:25.840 When in reality, we just brought it to ourselves over here and we're just going to fight a war

00:10:30.120 amongst ourselves and they're just still over there.

00:10:32.600 They, they still, they still use 9-11 a lot.

00:10:36.280 I mean, when I joined in 2012, so this is like 10 years, 11 years later, they ask all

00:10:42.260 of us, like right.

00:10:42.780 When you get there, they're like, right.

00:10:44.460 They show us a picture of like, you know, the tower is burning.

00:10:46.880 They're like, raise your hand if this is why you join.

00:10:49.460 And probably like more than half the, like out of, I don't know, more than half the people

00:10:53.980 that joined raised their, raised their hands.

00:10:55.780 They do the same with the CIA.

00:10:56.720 It's just like, it's just January 6th now.

00:10:58.760 And they were like, raise your hand.

00:10:59.820 It's Charlottesville.

00:11:02.960 Oh, Charlottesville.

00:11:04.760 The U.S. actually, they let into the country that Egyptian dude, Abdul Rahman, like the Arab

00:11:13.560 Dan Crenshaw, you know who I'm talking about?

00:11:16.200 Dan Crenshaw.

00:11:17.220 Yeah.

00:11:17.400 Cause he was blind.

00:11:18.920 He had like one eye.

00:11:20.460 Arab Dan Crenshaw.

00:11:21.740 Yeah.

00:11:22.020 They let that guy in.

00:11:23.160 And then he was, uh, I believe he was behind the, the foiled plot to bomb the World Trade

00:11:28.840 Center again in like 94 or whatever.

00:11:31.460 Am I getting that wrong?

00:11:32.540 They just really hate the World Trade Center.

00:11:34.160 That's it.

00:11:34.560 They just, uh.

00:11:35.260 Yeah.

00:11:35.460 They really wanted to take that one out.

00:11:37.600 It's like, they really hated it.

00:11:39.600 Yeah.

00:11:39.960 Well, they had the, yeah.

00:11:41.000 The Yusuf one or whatever in 93, the, the bombing.

00:11:44.940 Yusuf.

00:11:45.540 Yeah.

00:11:45.880 Yeah.

00:11:46.700 Yeah.

00:11:47.580 Do you think it's like, how long after like Pearl Harbor did they still have like, remember

00:11:52.940 the Pearl Harbor shit going on?

00:11:54.520 Because you gotta think it's, it's been 20, what?

00:11:56.800 21 years.

00:11:58.240 And we're still doing like, remember 9-11.

00:12:00.160 No, we've replaced it with January 6th.

00:12:02.140 By the way, like at LPNH, a couple of us really wanted to tweet out the never forget.

00:12:08.960 And it's the guy jumping out of the window.

00:12:11.080 And then it says January 6th at the bottom.

00:12:14.240 That would have fucking blown up.

00:12:16.140 Oh, I only missed out.

00:12:18.000 I should have, I might still do it.

00:12:19.480 I have a, I have a meme and I sent it to Typo before, I'm pretty sure.

00:12:24.840 But it just, uh, it's like Marie, it's like that, like, um, just, um, thing.

00:12:31.100 It's, it's like Marines and it has a flag in the background and, but there's like silhouettes

00:12:35.340 and it's like, and it says like, these colors don't bleed or these colors don't run.

00:12:39.800 And, but it like in the background, it's just Jar Jar Binks with a huge cock.

00:12:45.800 And I just wanted to put never, hashtag never forget and just tweet that out because it's

00:12:50.120 just so fucking funny.

00:12:51.500 I love that.

00:12:52.400 I love that picture so much.

00:12:53.900 You need to get control of an LP affiliate so you can tweet whatever you want from it.

00:12:58.240 God, that's right.

00:12:59.400 I mean, I guess.

00:13:00.740 Libertarian party of Alabama.

00:13:02.820 I mean, maybe, but like, I mean, I'm a part of it, but I've, I've stopped, I've stopped

00:13:07.920 tuning into whatever they've been saying.

00:13:09.720 I'm just kind of like, I don't really care.

00:13:11.540 Well, I've noticed in the red States, the LP is typically gayer.

00:13:15.700 Yeah.

00:13:16.300 It's not good.

00:13:17.180 Like the LP Florida is so gay.

00:13:19.580 It's so fucking gay.

00:13:21.240 Why is that?

00:13:22.920 LP Massachusetts on the other hand is fucking based.

00:13:26.280 You kind of think of it like what is, as the, as the usually libertarians, we are the enemy

00:13:32.360 of both parties, but whichever party is number one in your state, that would be your main

00:13:36.980 number one enemy.

00:13:38.040 So therefore you must be the opposite of what they are.

00:13:40.780 So in a blue state, the opposite of being a fucking Democrat is just being a fucking edgelord.

00:13:45.820 I mean, because they hate it.

00:13:46.840 They can't stand it.

00:13:47.940 But like, unless you're in New Hampshire, we're, we're, we're so edgelordy.

00:13:51.000 It doesn't even fucking matter.

00:13:52.360 Yeah.

00:13:52.500 Yeah.

00:13:52.660 Yeah.

00:13:52.780 Yeah.

00:13:52.900 But then like the opposite of like a Republican is just like a weird lefty libertarian kind

00:13:59.480 of soft as baby shit kind of thing.

00:14:01.560 Texas, Florida, Alabama.

00:14:04.160 Yeah.

00:14:04.320 Think about all, yeah.

00:14:05.120 All the ones that are like red States, like they're pretty bad.

00:14:07.780 Like I'm trying to think.

00:14:09.000 Mississippi is really bad.

00:14:10.340 Dude.

00:14:10.580 And then Connecticut is fucking based.

00:14:13.120 LP Connecticut is really based.

00:14:15.400 They're really awesome guys.

00:14:16.340 Yeah.

00:14:17.380 Blue state.

00:14:18.720 LP Massachusetts.

00:14:19.880 Same thing.

00:14:20.560 Yeah.

00:14:20.760 All those, all those.

00:14:21.660 Although LP New York is kind of meh.

00:14:24.000 New England.

00:14:25.040 Yeah.

00:14:25.180 New York's kind of different.

00:14:26.440 Utah was based for a little while.

00:14:28.420 And then that's because New York is kind of split within.

00:14:31.640 Um, because like New York city is very blue, which kind of keeps the entire state blue,

00:14:36.420 but outside of New York city, it's pretty sure it's a lot of red in there.

00:14:40.960 So like, it could be the New York LP sucks.

00:14:43.420 Yeah.

00:14:43.960 But yeah, that's true.

00:14:45.200 But because that, that thing that I think at that point, it's like, if they live in New

00:14:49.060 York city, they kind of just get culturally adapted to that same with like LP California

00:14:52.840 or at least the LP California, San Diego or, I know San Francisco was the one that was

00:14:58.000 a bunch of fact.

00:14:58.820 No, it was San Diego.

00:14:59.680 So the ones that tweeted out that, um, Oh yeah.

00:15:02.640 That's why Clint left.

00:15:04.060 Yeah.

00:15:04.540 Yeah.

00:15:05.180 Yeah.

00:15:05.380 Because the one that was with the Megan McCain tweet with the, with the LP and H tweet.

00:15:08.860 They were saying this is irrational and repugnant.

00:15:11.300 Yeah.

00:15:11.540 They really said irrational.

00:15:12.920 Yeah.

00:15:13.100 Clint left because they're, uh, yeah.

00:15:14.600 The city's LP account with 50 followers are a bunch of cocks.

00:15:18.500 That's why.

00:15:18.740 Oh, and South Carolina.

00:15:19.920 I forgot.

00:15:20.400 LP, LP, South Carolina.

00:15:21.840 Uh, well, I guess that's the South Carolina Mises caucus.

00:15:24.840 Oh yeah.

00:15:25.460 Shout out to Justico.

00:15:26.800 Yeah.

00:15:26.900 The Mises caucus is good.

00:15:28.160 The LP in the state probably sucks, but yeah, uh, cool.

00:15:31.400 All you have to do, uh, to get the keys in Alabama, I think is, uh, suck Jeremy Todd's

00:15:35.940 cock.

00:15:37.100 Yeah.

00:15:37.520 Well, I mean, I do that regardless.

00:15:39.680 Uh, it's not giving me any benefits outside of that, uh, a little bit of AIDS, but that's

00:15:43.720 fine.

00:15:44.040 I deal with that anyways, monkey pox, but a monkey pox, it's all good.

00:15:48.260 But, uh, but no, I, I really couldn't give a shit.

00:15:51.040 Like I'm just, I'm not, I mean, I'd rather just be myself on, on my own.

00:15:55.620 I barely have to, I barely like tweet a ton on my own before.

00:15:58.960 So it's just kind of, I don't really feel like.

00:16:01.720 So anyway, back to nine 11.

00:16:03.180 Yeah.

00:16:03.320 Back to nine 11.

00:16:03.980 Back to what we were here for.

00:16:05.160 You can't blame it on the Saudis or the Jews, unless you have airplanes.

00:16:10.480 That's the key because with Israel, it's, uh, so you have flight 93, uh, that has Ziyad

00:16:20.820 Al Jara supposedly piloting the plane, but his voice has never picked up on the black

00:16:26.940 box.

00:16:28.060 None of the other hijackers ever yell his name and he's supposedly piloting the plane.

00:16:33.540 None of them ever like yell anything to him.

00:16:35.320 Passport.

00:16:35.940 You see the passport one?

00:16:36.920 Yeah.

00:16:37.220 The passports are weird, but I'll go into the passports later.

00:16:40.740 But, uh, that is the, that is the most retarded shit out of any of it is that they were just

00:16:45.900 like, Oh, we found these.

00:16:47.820 I want to know the passports.

00:16:49.240 You gotta hear the rest of this though.

00:16:50.200 So there's four hijackers supposedly on flight 93 and three of them are dark skinned.

00:16:56.320 And then apparently Ziyad Al Jara is basically white, but all there's six phone calls from

00:17:03.060 flight 93 from two, two from, uh, flight attendants and four from passengers.

00:17:08.780 And they all say that there's three hijackers, not four.

00:17:13.360 And then, as I said earlier, his voice isn't on the black box.

00:17:16.340 His name is never yelled out by any of the other hijackers.

00:17:19.080 And then it turns out this guy has a cousin and uncle and a second cousin who are all in

00:17:25.580 Israeli intelligence.

00:17:28.040 Right.

00:17:29.400 So it's like, what the fuck is going on here?

00:17:32.020 So the intelligence of intelligence.

00:17:34.600 So he probably never got on the plane.

00:17:37.160 Actually, he probably was never there.

00:17:38.980 And he was just a mole who was like, you know, checking out what was going on.

00:17:43.380 Um, and then with the Saudis, Khalid Al-Madar and Nawaf Al-Hazmi, who flew flight 77 into

00:17:50.100 the Pentagon, they're the guys who were funded by the Saudis.

00:17:54.720 Uh, that was the, the report, the nine 11 report when the 28 pages came out, where most

00:18:00.760 of it was, uh, released.

00:18:02.600 That's where the funding went straight to them to help them live and get around in the United

00:18:07.440 States.

00:18:08.580 Uh, if you don't have any of those hijackers, then all those connections dry up.

00:18:12.800 Um, so like if, if you're, if you're denying all the airplanes and then, uh, also denying

00:18:18.360 all the hijackers, then the connections to all these guys just kind of disappears.

00:18:22.660 It's like, okay, what's the point?

00:18:26.720 So, well, wait, there's people that don't believe it's planes.

00:18:31.380 That's a conspiracy theory out there.

00:18:33.480 Oh yeah.

00:18:33.800 Oh yeah.

00:18:34.440 Oh yeah.

00:18:35.420 No, you ever, you ever heard of the hologram theory?

00:18:37.320 That's a great one.

00:18:38.220 Oh yeah.

00:18:38.480 The hologram theory is that they were 100% the plane weren't even real.

00:18:42.540 Oh, do we want to bring up this video now then?

00:18:44.340 Cause we're talking about it.

00:18:45.680 Oh, do you have a video about the, about the 70s?

00:18:48.280 Not, not about the holograms, about the plane that supposedly crashed into the Pentagon though.

00:18:52.440 Oh yeah.

00:18:53.080 Yeah.

00:18:53.280 Yeah.

00:18:53.400 That one's pretty good.

00:18:54.400 Yeah.

00:18:54.580 It's easy to get hologram confused with Holocaust.

00:18:57.580 Like one is real.

00:18:58.400 One's not, you know, it's kind of.

00:19:00.520 Yeah.

00:19:00.880 All right.

00:19:01.280 Well, let me, uh, I'll bring this one up real quick.

00:19:03.520 Cause I think this, this aired like when it happened and it, uh, never aired again on TV,

00:19:09.060 but of course television is forever, man.

00:19:12.240 What, what, the funniest part about the entire thing about the 9-11 though, is that technically

00:19:15.800 in the end, they did win.

00:19:17.620 They, they 100% won.

00:19:19.040 100%.

00:19:19.360 Yeah.

00:19:20.300 All right.

00:19:20.540 So this is the video we're talking about.

00:19:21.960 The Pentagon, CNN's military affairs correspondent, Jamie McIntyre.

00:19:25.280 And Jamie, you got very close to where that plane went down.

00:19:29.100 That's right, Judy.

00:19:29.780 A short, uh, a while ago, I walked right up to next to the building was, uh, firefighters

00:19:34.340 were still trying to put out the blaze.

00:19:36.140 The fire, by the way, is still burning in some parts of the Pentagon.

00:19:39.620 And I took a look at the huge gaping hole that's in this sideway, but from my close

00:19:44.640 up.

00:19:44.800 Toad's horny.

00:19:45.700 There's no gaping hole.

00:19:46.940 We were near the Pentagon.

00:19:50.000 The only site, uh, is the actual, uh, side of the building that's crashed in.

00:19:53.960 And as I said, the only pieces left, uh, that you can see are, are small enough that

00:19:58.340 you could pick up in your hand.

00:19:59.780 Uh, there are no large, uh, tail sections, wing sections, uh, a fuselage, nothing like

00:20:04.740 that anywhere around.

00:20:07.140 Yeah.

00:20:07.700 So he said there was the beginning.

00:20:09.580 Did he say it didn't hit in the beginning?

00:20:12.140 Okay.

00:20:12.620 Uh, you want to watch it?

00:20:13.380 He said there's no evidence of a plane hit.

00:20:16.560 Right.

00:20:17.540 Yeah.

00:20:18.860 You can watch that one at a time.

00:20:20.100 The giant hole in the building.

00:20:22.260 Yeah.

00:20:24.700 Yeah.

00:20:25.280 Gaping hole.

00:20:25.780 Jamie McIntyre.

00:20:26.620 And Jamie, you got very close to where that plane went down.

00:20:30.400 That's right, Judy.

00:20:31.100 A short, uh, a while ago, I walked right up to next to the building was, uh, firefighters

00:20:35.640 were still trying to put out the blaze.

00:20:37.500 The fire, by the way, is still burning in some parts of the Pentagon.

00:20:40.640 And I took a look at the huge gaping hole that's in the sideway.

00:20:44.800 But my closeup inspection, there's no evidence of a plane having crashed anywhere near the

00:20:50.520 Pentagon.

00:20:50.840 The only site is the actual crash.

00:20:53.840 I got it now.

00:20:54.360 He was just saying that there's no evidence of it actually hitting the Pentagon, basically.

00:20:59.940 So it's not, he's not saying a plane didn't.

00:21:02.480 He was just like, I don't see any evidence that it did.

00:21:04.640 But that, so when a plane's going 500 miles per hour and crashes into something full of

00:21:11.680 fuel, it like obliterates everything.

00:21:15.340 Luke coming in with the queen instead.

00:21:18.160 Luke is here.

00:21:19.160 We can talk about the queen a little bit if you want.

00:21:21.020 We've got to get to the smaller tournament as well.

00:21:23.640 So.

00:21:24.500 What's up, boys?

00:21:25.640 What's up, Luke?

00:21:26.980 Sorry, I'm late.

00:21:27.900 I'm moving.

00:21:28.840 So I.

00:21:29.340 Oh, I'm going to see your beautiful face.

00:21:31.300 You will in a second.

00:21:32.320 I'm just, uh, I'm trying to figure out why my wireless headphones aren't connected to

00:21:36.960 my phone.

00:21:37.860 Nothing is set up.

00:21:38.920 So I am like just flying from the seat of my pants.

00:21:42.660 But that's pretty typical.

00:21:43.760 Your mic is pretty loud, dude.

00:21:45.700 So we're not going to get you with that, uh, terrible background that is always clipping

00:21:49.960 of the, of biting the bullet.

00:21:52.220 That's just like.

00:21:54.000 Not today.

00:21:57.660 Oh my God.

00:21:59.940 Hey, Luke, by the way, how old were you on 9-11?

00:22:03.140 Yeah.

00:22:03.940 Uh, I was in second grade.

00:22:06.900 You remember it all?

00:22:08.460 Yes.

00:22:08.860 I remember waking it up that morning and watching it on the news.

00:22:13.760 Now, were you dancing at all?

00:22:16.000 He was on the Pacific time.

00:22:17.800 Oh, wait.

00:22:18.180 Say that again?

00:22:18.760 Sorry.

00:22:18.980 I didn't hear you.

00:22:19.480 Were you dancing at all?

00:22:20.800 Were you kind of just chilling like, woo, like all the other Israelis?

00:22:24.280 I was, I was pissed that, uh, CW6 music videos weren't on in the morning.

00:22:28.380 So I was like, what the fuck?

00:22:29.540 I don't give a shit about these goddamn buildings.

00:22:31.280 Well, yeah, you, you know that the Jews did it because they, uh, crashed the planes, like

00:22:38.600 just into the tip of the towers.

00:22:41.060 They did it though.

00:22:42.000 They were like, they were like, they were like, what floor?

00:22:45.040 They were circumcising the towers.

00:22:48.400 In the North tower, I believe it was like everything above like floor 92 basically was

00:22:53.580 fucked.

00:22:53.920 I don't know, but the South tower was a little bit lower than that.

00:22:56.240 I think maybe I know too much about this.

00:22:58.500 I don't know.

00:22:58.860 Yeah.

00:23:00.400 It is pretty funny though.

00:23:01.720 Like the, uh, just to think that this is why the Muslims don't allow women to do things

00:23:06.580 because they only knew only men could actually fly the plane straight enough to actually

00:23:09.400 hit those towers without anything else.

00:23:10.900 Anything else.

00:23:11.620 They knew that women couldn't do it.

00:23:13.000 They're just like, the men's going to take a hand.

00:23:14.280 The second one almost missed the, I don't know how many videos you've watched, but kind

00:23:18.580 of at the last second, like banks side, it hits at an angle.

00:23:22.320 You know how that one on the North tower hit it like straight on the second one.

00:23:26.240 Like they almost, it almost hit another airplane on its way in and then, yeah, weren't they

00:23:31.380 like circling, weren't they circling above for like a while?

00:23:35.540 Wasn't that, I'm not sure about that.

00:23:37.140 I know that they, uh, they used the Hudson river with the plane that hit the North tower,

00:23:41.260 at least the American, what was it?

00:23:42.860 22 or something?

00:23:44.540 11.

00:23:45.080 Yeah.

00:23:45.280 11.

00:23:45.660 They, uh, they used the Hudson river to go South cause they'd gone West from Boston

00:23:50.540 and then, uh, yeah.

00:23:52.260 Wait, it came from Boston?

00:23:54.420 Yeah.

00:23:54.740 Yeah.

00:23:54.880 Oh, okay.

00:23:56.560 So the race is up there, did it?

00:23:58.080 That's why Toad hasn't left Boston.

00:23:59.880 Yeah.

00:24:00.060 He's like, he was like, hell yeah, this is what we did it.

00:24:02.900 It was a Boston LA flight.

00:24:04.700 Yeah.

00:24:04.880 And also, yeah.

00:24:05.580 Uh, the Muslim men are pretty smart because they don't allow women to really do anything.

00:24:10.440 Very intelligent of them.

00:24:12.120 Uh, also what's also interesting is that a, if you let a woman pilot a plane, she would crash

00:24:17.800 it while not intending to, but if you want her to actually crash the plane into a huge

00:24:22.760 tower, she would fail to do so.

00:24:24.280 Yeah.

00:24:24.500 That's what, well, that's what the sequel said.

00:24:25.660 He said women could have, couldn't have pulled it off because the whole, they could have

00:24:28.800 pulled it off because the whole plane plane was to literally to crash.

00:24:31.600 Like he said, like, yeah, but then they couldn't, I mean, you had to tell them to like, Hey,

00:24:35.060 go land this at JFK.

00:24:36.320 And then they would have to tell them LaGuardia probably.

00:24:45.020 Well, it's a woman.

00:24:45.840 So you could say, Hey, bring us to LA.

00:24:47.540 Hey, and they'd still fly into the world.

00:24:49.000 Yeah.

00:24:51.920 Do you enjoy though?

00:24:53.980 Just how much of, uh, I mean, even outside of just our group, like our fucking libertarian

00:25:00.120 kind of shit posters, it has become almost a meme now anyway, outside of that.

00:25:04.200 Like just in the popular culture, 9-11 has kind of become a meme anyway.

00:25:08.720 Like people, I mean, at least I guess this takes 20 years, but, uh, they're finally like

00:25:13.540 fine with some, uh, jokes about it.

00:25:15.500 Well, dude, I, I did a speech at a defend the guard rally today and I really wanted to

00:25:20.880 like tie the Saudis and the Israelis into the fucking speech I was given about, you know,

00:25:26.500 what, but I didn't want to touch it cause I didn't want to discredit defend the guard

00:25:30.760 because 9-11 is such a fucking joke now.

00:25:34.240 Like if you, at least like the truth side of it or whatever, like, I mean, it's just,

00:25:39.820 it's, it's so kookified that if I said anything about it at a defend the guard rally and someone

00:25:46.340 heard it, they might be like, Oh, okay.

00:25:47.820 It's these fucking guys.

00:25:48.960 Like they don't believe in anything.

00:25:50.980 You know what the angle that you could use would be though, is that the U S is supplying

00:25:56.740 the Saudis air force in the war in Yemen.

00:25:59.020 And they also supplied their air force in 9-11.

00:26:01.900 I know I trust me.

00:26:03.420 I thought about doing it that way, but it's just like, I don't know.

00:26:06.520 So many people turn you off when you bring that up.

00:26:09.360 So that's really, especially for like veterans, it's probably like kind of a touchy thing

00:26:13.500 to even bring up.

00:26:14.560 I mean, not like it's touchy as in like, they can't talk about it, but you know, a lot of

00:26:18.640 people, a lot of people, like I just talked about, like joined the military under the auspices

00:26:23.240 of like, you know, fighting off those terror terrorists.

00:26:27.180 I did go really hard on Israel though.

00:26:30.080 Don't worry.

00:26:30.520 Like I, I, I read Osama bin Laden's fatwa, his 28, his 1998 fatwa, like his crusade against

00:26:39.100 America or whatever.

00:26:39.960 And it was like, yeah, this is why he attacked us.

00:26:42.240 Have we changed it all?

00:26:43.340 Like, no, he attacked the U S because the U S was over there.

00:26:48.880 It's plain and simple.

00:26:49.820 A lot of it was actually in Iraq and Saudi Arabia, I believe.

00:26:54.220 Yeah.

00:26:54.520 Ron Paul.

00:26:55.280 Why hasn't Taiwan and not Taiwan?

00:26:57.720 Why hasn't Japan attacked us?

00:26:58.900 Cause we're in Japan.

00:26:59.820 Yeah.

00:27:00.820 Well, Ron Paul only brings up one of the three.

00:27:04.260 The other two are all about Israel.

00:27:06.120 And like, it was, it was already like edgy enough for Ron to bring up the one reason.

00:27:10.480 If he brought up all three, they would have been like, they would have like hard and feathered

00:27:15.520 him.

00:27:15.840 It would have been like Israel lobby would probably have gone hard at him.

00:27:19.600 So we have, we have pushed the Overton window on Israel since Ron Paul's days, you know,

00:27:25.080 like, that's good.

00:27:26.240 Yeah.

00:27:26.480 You can't say anything about APAC really.

00:27:29.860 So Donald Trump was just sucking their cock the whole time he was in there.

00:27:34.640 What do you think Donald Trump actually believes about nine 11?

00:27:37.100 Like legitimately?

00:27:38.420 Cause I feel like, I mean, well, he is from whatever the last person told him.

00:27:42.820 I don't think he cares.

00:27:46.660 Dude, when he was over there in Saudi Arabia with his hands on the, the ball of Saruman

00:27:50.780 thing, the Saudis probably told him, Hey, you know, we actually funded the hijackers.

00:27:59.740 And he's like, Oh yeah, that's based.

00:28:01.480 Believe me.

00:28:01.880 That's awesome.

00:28:02.400 I love you guys.

00:28:03.020 You're the best.

00:28:03.660 Like, you wouldn't even fucking care.

00:28:06.120 That's what I would love to hear.

00:28:07.720 Like maybe if we could just strategically place Ryan Dawson right before Trump's about to give

00:28:12.500 a speech and then just, and then just, and then just tell him something.

00:28:15.600 And then cause he knows he can't help himself.

00:28:17.920 He's going to get up on the stage.

00:28:19.080 By the way, Toad, was Ryan Dawson at the Saugus overpass this morning or something?

00:28:24.380 Oh, I don't know.

00:28:25.180 I don't know if you guys saw that.

00:28:26.480 I tweeted it out.

00:28:27.220 I don't know.

00:28:27.620 I mean, I can pull it up if you want.

00:28:29.140 I'd have to get it.

00:28:29.360 Yeah, you should.

00:28:31.000 All right.

00:28:31.520 Let me find it.

00:28:34.540 Trump was probably just happy they didn't hit Trump tower.

00:28:37.040 He probably thinks.

00:28:37.460 Yeah.

00:28:37.760 He was just, he actually, he saw it as a business opportunity.

00:28:41.100 He was like, finally, those fuckers over at the world trade centers.

00:28:43.920 I've been trying to get my hands on that for years.

00:28:44.980 Now I have the tallest building in New York.

00:28:46.840 I have the tallest building now.

00:28:49.960 Yeah.

00:28:51.080 Shout out to Kate from M.A.

00:28:54.020 Did you see the towers before they fell?

00:28:55.960 I never saw them.

00:28:57.340 Yes.

00:28:57.980 I've been to the top of the South Tower.

00:29:00.600 Oh, based.

00:29:01.360 On the roof of it.

00:29:02.520 And how old were you?

00:29:03.900 And the observation deck.

00:29:05.420 Like nine or 10.

00:29:07.340 I think something around there.

00:29:09.000 Did you take the stairs up there at all?

00:29:10.460 Or did you just?

00:29:10.920 No.

00:29:11.860 No.

00:29:12.500 I've seen him climb Mount Washington.

00:29:14.880 There's no way he took the stairs.

00:29:16.060 Oh, so, hey, I made it.

00:29:18.460 So you have to.

00:29:19.820 Hey, by the way, a lot of people that worked there didn't take the stairs up and they definitely

00:29:23.560 didn't take the stairs down either.

00:29:27.980 Yeah.

00:29:28.580 Mohammed Atta didn't take the stairs down.

00:29:30.440 So you actually, you go up an elevator and you have to, the elevator from the first floor

00:29:36.740 only brings you up to the 78th floor.

00:29:40.280 Yeah.

00:29:40.480 And then you got to get another elevator, right?

00:29:42.040 Because the towers don't exist anymore.

00:29:43.840 You have to switch to another elevator.

00:29:45.400 Or do they?

00:29:46.700 Maybe all of 901 is a hologram.

00:29:49.100 The towers are still there.

00:29:50.560 No, no, no.

00:29:51.040 See, the towers were the holograms.

00:29:53.640 The towers were the holograms.

00:29:55.320 The planes are real.

00:29:56.200 By the way, I was at the World Trade Center.

00:29:58.500 It's the planes that fell down, actually.

00:30:00.000 I was at the World Trade Center in like 95, too.

00:30:02.640 So is that a coincidence?

00:30:03.760 I don't know.

00:30:04.120 What was I doing there?

00:30:05.560 But yeah, you had to switch it up.

00:30:06.240 We were also in Atlanta in 96.

00:30:08.340 Is that also what, like, whenever the...

00:30:10.320 I can't say.

00:30:12.060 It was 96 with the...

00:30:13.500 The Olympics, yeah.

00:30:14.360 Yeah, the Olympic bombing, too.

00:30:15.900 Yeah, Toad was at Pulse nightclub, but not doing the shooting.

00:30:19.400 It was just fucking other dudes.

00:30:20.800 Exactly.

00:30:21.200 It's kind of...

00:30:22.360 I haven't thought about this.

00:30:23.460 We did have a lot of, like, terrorist attacks in the U.S. for a while there.

00:30:27.480 During the 90s, like, you got to think, like, we had the Oklahoma City...

00:30:31.420 A lot of bombs.

00:30:32.220 Like, Oakland City bombing, Atlanta bombing, World Trade Center bombing.

00:30:36.540 Did they...

00:30:37.240 There was another one that they...

00:30:38.680 The underpants bombing.

00:30:40.040 That was, what, 2003?

00:30:42.260 Yeah, there was an attempted World Trade Center bombing.

00:30:44.360 There was a bombing in 96, I think, of another federal building in...

00:30:51.400 Where was that?

00:30:52.480 I think they used to do cool bombings, like, Olympics, like, huge, big things.

00:30:56.780 Now they just do them in Nashville on, like, random streets.

00:30:59.780 Like, they're, like, going to blow up an AT&T.

00:31:02.000 I mean, that's all they do now.

00:31:03.040 It's retarded.

00:31:04.840 Yeah, I think it was another federal building in New York, maybe.

00:31:07.600 And, like, you can look...

00:31:09.300 You can check me on that in, like, the late 90s.

00:31:12.360 Wasn't an embassy hit, too?

00:31:14.360 Oh, yeah, there were embassies in Kenya and Tanzania.

00:31:18.900 Yes, the USS Cole also got bombed.

00:31:20.880 The USS Cole.

00:31:21.580 That was 2000.

00:31:23.560 How did you forget that one, Cole?

00:31:25.540 Yeah, that was...

00:31:26.500 You can't remember when Al-Qaeda bombed you in the Gulf of Asia?

00:31:31.100 Come on.

00:31:33.640 It's just...

00:31:34.280 But, like, this is actually, if you think about it, like, this is, like, what the CIA and

00:31:38.920 the FBI would be like.

00:31:39.700 See, we're actually helping, because we used to have all these bombings, and now we don't

00:31:42.640 anymore.

00:31:43.000 And, like, that's us working.

00:31:45.060 And, honestly, you could be like, uh, I can kind of see where they're coming from.

00:31:49.500 Yeah.

00:31:49.960 But now, instead, they're just doing it.

00:31:52.860 Like, they're just, like...

00:31:53.660 But, like, they strategically do these bombings just to help themselves out.

00:31:57.580 And they probably did before, but it seems like now...

00:32:00.300 It just...

00:32:00.600 Like, besides, like, the natural bombing, when was the last bombing you can remember?

00:32:04.240 Hmm.

00:32:06.260 An actual...

00:32:06.940 A bombing?

00:32:07.740 I mean...

00:32:09.000 Wasn't there that one...

00:32:09.960 Maybe in the Middle East.

00:32:10.600 Ukraine?

00:32:11.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:12.580 In the U.S., guys.

00:32:14.200 Come on.

00:32:14.560 What's the place we care about?

00:32:16.860 The Christmas bombing in Nashville, like...

00:32:19.460 That was the last one.

00:32:21.180 Yeah.

00:32:21.540 And that was one that was just, like, very weird.

00:32:24.240 That was 100% a fucking op.

00:32:27.440 Yes, the feds did OKC, Jose.

00:32:29.180 I understand.

00:32:29.640 Then there was the...

00:32:30.080 Yeah, there was the fake attempted bombing in D.C.

00:32:35.320 Remember with the picture of that guy, like, was obviously totally fake, like, hanging out

00:32:39.460 the side of the truck.

00:32:40.440 You remember that?

00:32:41.420 It was, like, last year.

00:32:43.480 Oh, yeah.

00:32:44.580 Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

00:32:46.240 They said that, like, some guy was, like, attempting to blow up, like, the Capitol building

00:32:50.540 or some shit.

00:32:52.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:32:52.440 I don't even remember what it was.

00:32:54.780 It was totally fake.

00:32:56.680 But what I was going to say, though, by the way, about having to switch at the 78th

00:32:59.920 floor in the World Trade Center is that the windows that were right near there were completely

00:33:04.200 gone, so I could have just fallen out the window, and I got that guy that Reed wanted

00:33:07.880 to post in that meme.

00:33:09.960 He could have fallen out the side of the...

00:33:12.760 Never forget.

00:33:13.360 Was that the North Tower, though?

00:33:14.500 Because I was in the South Tower.

00:33:16.460 I don't know.

00:33:16.960 It was one of the ones with windows.

00:33:19.680 Well, the North Tower was the one with the big antenna on us.

00:33:23.020 You couldn't actually go to the roof of that one.

00:33:25.000 And the South Tower is the one with the observation deck, I'm pretty sure.

00:33:28.420 I've seen a video of the roof of the North Tower.

00:33:30.600 It's got antennas all over it.

00:33:33.260 Like, there is the big one, but then it's covered with smaller ones, too.

00:33:36.460 It's how the Israelis talk to the space aliens.

00:33:40.780 It's how they get hit with the space lasers.

00:33:41.900 No, it's how they control the space lasers.

00:33:44.340 Yeah, and the Saudi Arabians knew it, and they were like, we're going to shut this shit

00:33:50.000 down.

00:33:50.500 We're going to stop them right now.

00:33:51.960 We go shut that down.

00:33:52.820 No more space lasers.

00:33:53.820 It was the Jews, man.

00:33:55.040 Let me share this quickly, because you asked me, too.

00:33:56.920 This was an overpass over Route 1 in Saugus Mass yesterday.

00:34:00.660 This is a shout-out to Kate, Katie Ka on Twitter.

00:34:05.860 I think it's still her handle.

00:34:07.600 She took this picture.

00:34:08.980 I don't know if she wants to be known, but yeah, Ryan Dawson was actually up there.

00:34:13.080 He's only wearing a mask to hide his identity.

00:34:15.300 Well, that went well.

00:34:18.800 What's going on in the side picture there, Toad?

00:34:22.680 Shut it down.

00:34:23.980 Shut it down.

00:34:24.840 Our friend Anthony replied to it there.

00:34:28.860 Fucking hell.

00:34:29.520 That's one of my favorites.

00:34:30.720 Shut it down.

00:34:33.240 Oh, man.

00:34:36.260 Do you think they put parachutes at the top of the buildings now, so people need to jump?

00:34:41.900 Oh, I thought you said to help the free fall.

00:34:43.780 And so it kind of slows it down on the way down.

00:34:47.720 They just put a giant parachute in the roof, like, and once it starts falling.

00:34:53.000 Whenever it starts free falling, it shoots out.

00:34:55.160 Oh, you still had the biting the bullet stupid shit.

00:34:57.200 Luke is here.

00:35:00.380 We can't hear you either.

00:35:01.380 We can't hear you, Luke.

00:35:06.520 He's so frustrated.

00:35:08.760 Oh, my God.

00:35:10.340 But yeah, that makes sense.

00:35:11.520 I mean, if I wanted to feel safe in a skyscraper, I would want a parachute, at least on every

00:35:17.900 floor, just in case.

00:35:19.700 I would just use steel that can't melt from jet fuel burning.

00:35:24.180 All steel.

00:35:25.340 Okay.

00:35:25.700 I'd build my skyscraper out of passports so it would survive an airplane crash.

00:35:37.100 How is that not a meme?

00:35:38.940 How is that not a meme already?

00:35:40.260 It is.

00:35:41.080 It is.

00:35:42.000 Oh, I've never seen that.

00:35:42.880 I did not make that up.

00:35:43.920 I'd heard that before.

00:35:44.520 Oh, I have never seen that.

00:35:45.620 I thought that'd be great if, like, do the new One World.

00:35:49.880 What's the new tower there?

00:35:51.760 The Freedom Tower.

00:35:52.740 The Freedom Tower.

00:35:53.800 Yeah.

00:35:54.060 Just do that.

00:35:54.620 Just do that.

00:35:55.180 But just have it passports.

00:35:57.120 They made it indestructible.

00:36:00.100 Reed, I want to know.

00:36:01.780 I don't know if you know about, like, because the jet fuel apparently, like, went down the

00:36:06.220 elevator shafts and, like, scorched everybody that was in the elevator shafts, but it didn't

00:36:10.180 go down the stairwell.

00:36:12.140 What's up with that?

00:36:12.860 Yeah, well, the elevator shaft is just, like, a straight shot, straight down, so when the

00:36:18.740 plane came through and the jet fuel, like, falls and catches on fire, it just went straight

00:36:23.560 down the shaft.

00:36:24.660 I have a straight shaft.

00:36:25.440 I think it blew out into the lobby, too, like, all the way down in the basement.

00:36:30.800 So it was, like, you know, in, like, the shining or whatever, the blood.

00:36:35.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:36.380 Like, comes out.

00:36:36.920 Same idea.

00:36:37.800 But it was jet fuel.

00:36:38.600 But the jet fuel didn't, like, form, like, a jet fuel waterfall down the stairwell as

00:36:43.240 well.

00:36:43.540 I mean, gravity.

00:36:44.340 I'm sure it did to an extent.

00:36:46.320 It's just not the same.

00:36:48.060 You know, it's a fucking elevator shaft.

00:36:50.900 It's just a straight shot.

00:36:53.140 That's completely open.

00:36:53.520 Luke, did you also join the military because of 9-11?

00:36:56.060 Is that why?

00:36:56.720 Whenever you got in there, they were just like, why'd you join?

00:36:59.280 And they just pointed at, like, the two towers.

00:37:00.980 And they were just like, that's why you fight.

00:37:02.620 I wanted to get into this more with Luke and Typo.

00:37:05.460 Yeah.

00:37:05.860 I still can't hear you.

00:37:06.700 He's still muted.

00:37:07.560 God damn it.

00:37:09.080 I wanted to get into some of the, like, post 9-11, like, the military reaction.

00:37:13.180 If you didn't know, Luke and Typo have had a podcast for years now.

00:37:17.900 They've been doing this.

00:37:19.360 They've been very well.

00:37:21.340 They've been doing it for, like, three years.

00:37:24.340 Can you hear me now?

00:37:26.820 Yeah, you sound like you're on Flight 93 calling into Flight Control.

00:37:31.780 Let's roll, baby.

00:37:32.820 Yeah, let's roll.

00:37:34.600 Let's roll, baby.

00:37:35.480 Actually, on the eve of 9-11.

00:37:40.160 So I'm dressed like the Unabomber.

00:37:44.040 That's okay.

00:37:44.700 I'm dressed like a, well, yeah, a towelhead.

00:37:47.800 There you go.

00:37:50.740 Or a sand nigger.

00:37:52.080 We'll be talking about that in the later part of the show.

00:37:55.180 It's true.

00:37:56.460 That's the first slur Luke said on our podcast.

00:37:59.320 Ooh.

00:37:59.600 But you never get to shoot one.

00:38:02.500 How do you feel about that?

00:38:03.080 I would never say that.

00:38:04.100 I would just say sand negro.

00:38:05.900 Because it's more political.

00:38:08.060 Sand nigga.

00:38:09.120 It's a soft day.

00:38:10.560 I would say sand stranger now.

00:38:12.660 I just saw that New York Post article about the stranger rapist on the subway.

00:38:17.640 Oh, yeah.

00:38:18.320 They use the hard R, man.

00:38:20.420 You got to call them a strange job.

00:38:22.180 A strange job.

00:38:23.520 So when I worked on Powerlines, I worked on a digger truck for a while.

00:38:28.840 And it's the pole setting truck with the auger and everything.

00:38:33.780 And then you set the pole on the ground.

00:38:35.660 And so you were called a digger.

00:38:37.760 Like you're a digger crew on a digger truck.

00:38:40.200 And so if anyone would call me digger with hard R, I'd be like, hey, you got to earn that.

00:38:45.380 Just call me a digro for now.

00:38:49.080 A big digger.

00:38:50.780 Hey, Reed.

00:38:51.280 What's up, my digger?

00:38:52.500 What's up, my digger?

00:38:53.520 Yeah.

00:38:54.280 Well, this didn't last very long.

00:38:56.780 But this was like very early on when me and Luke were in the Marine Corps.

00:39:00.280 But the Marine Corps tried to come out with like a new saying for like younger Marines.

00:39:06.420 And the thing was Junior Enlisted Warrior.

00:39:10.260 And if you don't know, the military likes to use acronyms a lot.

00:39:15.020 This can't be true.

00:39:17.100 This is true.

00:39:18.500 This is true.

00:39:19.580 So then you would just see like some sergeant like, get over here, Jew.

00:39:26.720 There is no fucking way that they are that retarded.

00:39:30.040 Dude, they used to have – so I was in Intel.

00:39:33.940 They used to have a company-level Intel team.

00:39:37.500 That's what they called us when we were sent down to the company level.

00:39:40.220 And they would just call us Clicks.

00:39:41.960 Company-level Intel team.

00:39:43.900 Company-level Intel team.

00:39:45.840 And then they scrapped it and changed it to company-level Intel cell so we could be called Clicks.

00:39:52.680 That's only slightly better.

00:39:54.340 This is also why Reed is not a fan of Jimmy Eat World, by the way.

00:40:00.120 Of what?

00:40:01.060 Jimmy Eat World, the band.

00:40:03.240 Oh, yeah.

00:40:03.980 This is some obscure fucking band that toe-dose.

00:40:06.520 They're not obscure at all.

00:40:08.100 But no, I just love how much the military cares about efficiency.

00:40:13.380 And they always like research out everything.

00:40:15.660 And then they get down to it and they just fuck it all up right at the end.

00:40:18.480 Like they're just –

00:40:19.320 And this is like common practice that everything gets turned into an acronym.

00:40:24.480 Like this is just everything.

00:40:25.920 Because like Marines are retarded.

00:40:27.340 So we just got to break it down to smaller words so we can understand.

00:40:30.480 And like I don't know how they didn't know that Junior Enlisted Warrior like would instantly be turned into Jew.

00:40:36.480 Well, and it had to be because you were going over to fight the Arabs.

00:40:39.860 So it was the only way.

00:40:42.940 That's so amazing.

00:40:44.780 I've never heard that before.

00:40:45.880 And I am so – like that is one of my favorite things now because – I mean they probably have done so many like that through the years.

00:40:52.160 I can't imagine – I mean I bet every like generation of like military has had those stupid things where the – like which they always come down with something stupid.

00:41:02.080 And something new they want to try out and it's just retarded.

00:41:04.700 And then like they had to scrap it because they totally didn't see that they were going to say something like clit or Jew.

00:41:11.720 There was definitely – there was ass.

00:41:14.800 Ass definitely had to be something at one point or you know there was definitely going to be –

00:41:18.960 They were supplying them with Junior Enlisted Warrior technology, man.

00:41:26.400 Freaking laser.

00:41:27.280 Space lasers, yeah.

00:41:29.380 That's right.

00:41:30.480 The Death Star of David.

00:41:31.720 Oh my god.

00:41:38.260 That's what really took out the Pentagon.

00:41:40.160 That's why there was no fragments of the plane left.

00:41:43.960 Commence primary ignition.

00:41:48.140 Oh man.

00:41:48.940 I just love just days that are seen as like so honored and then getting on there and just pissing people.

00:41:55.580 Like I was on very much today doing a lot of pissing off but I know a lot of people were.

00:41:59.540 Like the death anniversary of John McCain.

00:42:01.680 Yesterday were going like I have my block button ready for all the people.

00:42:06.460 It's like dude, like who gives a fuck?

00:42:08.860 It's been 20 years.

00:42:10.140 Like you can joke about it now.

00:42:11.680 Like we've been – I mean think about what was 20 years before – I mean in the 80s.

00:42:16.760 I mean we could joke about – in 2001 we could joke about Reagan getting shot, okay?

00:42:21.640 It's fine.

00:42:22.300 He got shot in the 80s.

00:42:23.880 It's okay to joke about it now.

00:42:25.160 We can joke about 9-11 now.

00:42:26.300 It's fine.

00:42:26.700 Dude, we could joke about it right after it happened.

00:42:28.360 Yes, we could.

00:42:29.640 Yes, yes.

00:42:30.200 I'm just saying like –

00:42:30.860 Oh, you mean Ronald Reagan who was arming Osama bin Laden?

00:42:35.660 Yes.

00:42:36.060 You mean that Ronald Reagan?

00:42:37.080 The same guy, yes.

00:42:37.980 The very same.

00:42:40.160 And also he was arming Osama bin Laden and also arming –

00:42:46.500 It was the Mujahideen in Afghanistan because the Soviets had gone into Afghanistan.

00:42:52.980 Who also did Iran-Contra.

00:42:54.900 Who also did –

00:42:56.160 Yeah.

00:42:57.060 He also gave crack to all the –

00:42:59.420 Yeah.

00:43:00.280 To inner cities.

00:43:00.900 The Nicaragua shit.

00:43:03.240 I mean it's just like –

00:43:05.120 It does make me laugh that the boomers love Ronald Reagan so much, but that he did do like literally the worst thing.

00:43:12.160 Like literally everything.

00:43:12.860 Everyone was like shocked at how conservatives could love Trump because like he's so unconservative.

00:43:19.240 It's like, yeah, well, fucking Reagan.

00:43:21.620 He fell in love with a Hollywood actor.

00:43:23.760 Yeah, it's like he was a Democrat his whole life just like Trump.

00:43:28.500 That's right.

00:43:28.980 Yeah.

00:43:30.080 History repeats itself, okay?

00:43:31.680 It's not that hard.

00:43:32.580 It literally is going to happen again.

00:43:33.920 And didn't Reagan even say – like isn't he the one that came up with make America great again?

00:43:38.500 Like wasn't that originally a Reagan thing?

00:43:40.660 I'm pretty sure it was.

00:43:42.320 I don't know if Reagan made it like his top slogan, but I think he used it a few times.

00:43:47.380 Like we're going to make America great.

00:43:48.840 It might have been because he was following up like a run of – or no, he was only following up one Democrat, I guess, right?

00:43:56.460 Just Carter?

00:43:57.940 Yeah.

00:43:58.620 Yeah.

00:43:58.840 The thing that sucks about 9-11 is – I mean and I've already kind of said this, but it's used to justify so many horrible things and sweep everything under the rug.

00:44:11.560 So it's almost an incentive to not, you know, respect the day anymore or whatever.

00:44:19.320 It's like, no, fuck you.

00:44:20.580 Like, I mean, yeah, it was bad.

00:44:22.680 Innocent people died.

00:44:24.220 Yeah.

00:44:24.340 But that doesn't mean we should still be fighting all these wars or whatever.

00:44:28.240 I mean it's kind of the same thing with the Holocaust.

00:44:30.480 Like, yeah, the Holocaust was bad.

00:44:32.520 No, I'm serious.

00:44:33.160 But when the Holocaust is just used as justification for stuff we do now, like –

00:44:38.620 I know, man.

00:44:39.320 Stop saying six million people died in 9-11, man.

00:44:41.960 But what's very weird is that they used the Holocaust to justify America's entrance into the World War II when we didn't know about the Holocaust.

00:44:51.520 Like it's like they're looking in hindsight.

00:44:53.800 It'd be like us justify – like it'd be like, no, we did Desert Storm because of 9-11, you know?

00:44:59.980 So that's why we had to do Desert Storm.

00:45:02.220 It's like, wait, wait, wait.

00:45:03.140 But with 9-11 and the Holocaust, if you're going to like – if you're going to make constant reminders of them, the goal should be to not replicate something like that from happening again.

00:45:15.080 And with 9-11, we'd still do all the shit that made 9-11 happen.

00:45:19.280 And we fucking fuel tons of genocides all around the world today.

00:45:24.180 So it's like –

00:45:25.860 Are you telling me that we're going to have a Ukrainian like – or like – would it be the Ukrainians or would it be a Russian guy come and like do a terrorist attack now?

00:45:36.660 Because we're funding war over there.

00:45:41.840 So are the Nazis going to attack us in 20 years?

00:45:44.280 That's what it could be.

00:45:45.320 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:46.040 I think it would be a Ukrainian because that's what we're funding.

00:45:49.640 So we go full circle and the Nazis are the bad guys again.

00:45:52.120 You want to know who America's next enemy is?

00:45:55.060 Look at who we're funding right now.

00:45:57.860 Wait, does that mean Israel is going to attack us again too?

00:46:01.340 Yeah, that's the problem.

00:46:02.720 The thing that's most annoying to me though about – I guess like when I was younger, like I don't know.

00:46:07.660 I didn't really know about like the previous terrorist attacks before 9-11.

00:46:11.560 But 9-11 was like such a big shock to the American people.

00:46:15.280 Like it was such a shock.

00:46:16.200 Like, oh my God, how could this happen?

00:46:17.660 Because like a lot of American people had no idea what we were doing in the Middle East beforehand that caused those people to want to attack us.

00:46:25.500 And if you like – if you just like learn a little bit of the history, you're like, oh, no shit these people attacked us.

00:46:31.220 Like no shit, dude.

00:46:32.280 If the Middle East was doing to America what America did to the Middle East, I would fly planes into Muslim buildings.

00:46:40.360 Yeah, and then they were also constantly attacking and or trying to attack the World Trade Center specifically throughout like the entire decade of the 90s.

00:46:47.920 So would we take out the Burj Khalifa?

00:46:52.200 Is that what we'd go for?

00:46:53.180 I mean that's kind of a big building over there.

00:46:55.620 It's a huge building in Dubai.

00:46:58.480 Dubai, yeah.

00:46:59.000 I don't know though because so many Americans love it because Tom Cruise like summited it or whatever in that Mission Impossible movie.

00:47:06.100 How many airplanes would it take to take that thing down, you think?

00:47:10.220 Just two.

00:47:12.040 Yeah.

00:47:12.700 It's a very narrow building at the top.

00:47:14.780 So I think you would actually like circumcise that building.

00:47:17.080 It depends how many demolition charges you have.

00:47:19.060 I was about to say the same thing.

00:47:21.460 It depends on how many dancing Israelis you have.

00:47:24.060 Hey, why is Toad wearing a green screen turban?

00:47:29.200 He's a towel head, man.

00:47:31.180 He's a towel head.

00:47:32.100 Doesn't it look like a green screen?

00:47:33.240 It's fucking weird.

00:47:33.920 It doesn't even look real.

00:47:35.440 Does it?

00:47:36.660 It just looks strange.

00:47:37.420 I don't know.

00:47:37.960 Hey, Toad, can you speak Arabic?

00:47:39.380 Give us like an Arabic chant or something.

00:47:41.360 Oh, please.

00:47:42.100 It's over my headphones though.

00:47:44.920 So do I speak?

00:47:46.540 Toad, give us some like middle.

00:47:47.900 Speak Arabic.

00:47:48.540 Give us some like, yeah.

00:47:49.780 Say exactly what.

00:47:51.600 Yeah, pretend you're Muhammad on top like half a second before you hit the North Tower.

00:47:56.720 Dude, that was freaky as fuck.

00:47:58.540 Did you not do that?

00:47:59.320 He's like, I'm going to kill everyone.

00:48:01.840 I'm like, oh, you don't do that.

00:48:04.380 Not in a minute.

00:48:04.640 I thought when he was on the plane, it was more like, okay, settle down passengers.

00:48:09.580 That's Oregon Indian accent.

00:48:11.060 I can't really do that.

00:48:11.480 Did y'all catch this though?

00:48:12.780 Last night, it comes after he whooped the ass out of Kevin Holland, like absolutely destroyed him.

00:48:17.960 I mean, then he goes on and literally says, I'm going to kill him a la Akbar.

00:48:24.820 Yeah, I was going to say, yeah.

00:48:26.100 I'm surprised that like half of the U.S. was not like.

00:48:30.420 Dude, you're not getting out of this.

00:48:31.640 You got to do it for us.

00:48:32.640 Give us something.

00:48:34.300 Well, I mean, the only thing I really would know how to do is like.

00:48:39.560 That's good enough.

00:48:41.400 That's all we needed.

00:48:42.200 I feel like Chewbacca about to hit the plane, dude.

00:48:44.720 Jihad.

00:48:45.080 I mean, I do want you to say this comes that literally had like, he literally watched Sam

00:48:53.220 Hyde.

00:48:53.600 It was like, I'm going to do that next year.

00:48:55.380 He was just like, I'm going to kill him in real life.

00:48:59.420 We can't hear you.

00:49:00.560 We can't hear you, Luke.

00:49:02.060 Fuck me.

00:49:02.980 No, I'm just kidding.

00:49:03.920 We can't.

00:49:06.480 I was about to be so upset.

00:49:09.720 I like, I have, I have my computer on a fucking microwave and a laundry basket right now.

00:49:14.760 I like, dude, trying to set everything up.

00:49:17.060 Dude, Adesanya like kind of did that, right?

00:49:19.520 When he came out with the, uh, the urn with the ashes of his opponent in it.

00:49:24.220 I mean, not too long ago.

00:49:25.500 Oh no, he did.

00:49:26.240 He did the undertaker.

00:49:27.720 Yeah.

00:49:28.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:28.940 Yeah.

00:49:29.360 That shit was Luke.

00:49:30.140 When you were setting up your bike, you looked like a sniper when he like from one of those

00:49:33.480 I know.

00:49:33.820 I was like, that's what I was going for.

00:49:36.080 It looked like, did you feel like Chris Kyle?

00:49:38.680 Yeah.

00:49:39.540 Yeah.

00:49:39.900 Hopefully somebody shoots me in the next week.

00:49:43.300 I want to know a little bit more, uh, like for Luke and Typo, like even though they might

00:49:47.060 have discussed it, uh, the last time they were on our show, but like, like when did you

00:49:51.520 guys actually like get deployed in the military and to where exactly?

00:49:55.460 Well, see, that's the thing.

00:49:56.940 Typo and I didn't fucking deploy.

00:49:58.640 Like everybody's going to want to know.

00:50:00.700 Everybody's going to want to say that, uh, they deployed to Japan, but that's not a fucking

00:50:05.720 deployment.

00:50:06.220 It's actually very beautiful over there.

00:50:08.760 And you just have to, uh, you're just fight off panties of their women.

00:50:13.140 So yeah.

00:50:14.120 Well, yeah.

00:50:14.800 And you just have to fight off the other Marines for like, that's the only fight you get

00:50:19.040 in because the Japanese people are like five foot one.

00:50:21.740 So they're not going to fight you at a bar.

00:50:24.060 So they should move to Japan.

00:50:26.320 You'd be tall over there.

00:50:27.420 Yeah.

00:50:27.720 I'd be a fucking giant clean up in Japan, dude.

00:50:30.380 I would be, I would be a giant.

00:50:31.900 I'd have a huge penis.

00:50:32.880 He'd be like two inches taller than all of them.

00:50:34.680 Yeah.

00:50:35.160 And two inches longer too.

00:50:36.460 Like he would be, he'd be killing it with those three inches.

00:50:38.560 He has.

00:50:39.400 Yeah.

00:50:39.780 And it wouldn't be a frowned upon over there to sniff women's panties.

00:50:43.320 So when we take Toad out, it's kind of embarrassing.

00:50:47.780 He just like, you know, it's like Toad, Toad, he can't do that.

00:50:51.840 Like, like a dog.

00:50:54.140 Don't they like drink pretty, no, it's either Korea or Japan that they drink pretty fucking

00:50:59.040 hard.

00:50:59.500 I think it's, I want to say it's Korea.

00:51:01.240 I mean, most Asian countries drink.

00:51:03.320 Yeah.

00:51:03.540 Most Asian countries drink pretty heavily.

00:51:05.740 Like they literally like drink it like almost every meal.

00:51:08.100 Like they like fucking, it's like, it's almost just a tradition.

00:51:11.700 Like by the, they're very weird with it too.

00:51:14.540 In Korea too, they have like, I don't even know how to explain this, but it's like outside

00:51:19.700 and you just like, it's a little like, I don't know, two foot tall.

00:51:25.100 And then it goes into the wall a little bit and you open it up and it's like a bed and

00:51:29.020 it's like a rent a bed for the night.

00:51:31.340 And that's where like the drunk people like come in home and they can't make it all the

00:51:34.740 way home.

00:51:35.180 They can pay like five bucks and sleep in a bed for the night.

00:51:38.680 That's so smart.

00:51:39.620 You want to get rid of DUIs, put that in every major city.

00:51:43.520 Well, it's also, well, it's retarded too, because I was talking about this with some

00:51:47.100 friends.

00:51:47.740 I think it was on a spaces with some people, but it was like, because you get a DUI for

00:51:52.720 just being in your car sleeping.

00:51:55.660 Like you're like, Oh, I'm going to be good.

00:51:57.000 I'm not going to drive home.

00:51:58.060 I'm just going to, I'm drunk.

00:51:59.060 I'm just going to sleep in my car.

00:52:00.400 And they're like, Nope.

00:52:01.240 DUI because you had your keys on you.

00:52:03.040 For some reason you could, you could have driven your car.

00:52:06.180 Therefore you, you did this.

00:52:08.040 You get a driving under the influence.

00:52:09.420 It's like, that's what you get for not driving drunk.

00:52:11.740 Didn't that?

00:52:12.420 Well, yeah, exactly.

00:52:13.720 You should have drove drunk.

00:52:15.220 You should have gone home, bitch.

00:52:17.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:18.940 Lesson learned.

00:52:19.640 I'll never sleep, sleep it off again.

00:52:21.340 Yeah, just don't get caught.

00:52:22.400 But the reason why U.S. cities don't have those beds everywhere is because they would

00:52:27.620 be like fighting constantly to keep homeless people out of them.

00:52:31.000 Oh, that's, yeah.

00:52:31.900 That's probably true.

00:52:32.640 Well, the homeless people don't have money.

00:52:33.700 Well, yeah.

00:52:34.240 Well, yeah.

00:52:34.620 In Asian cultures, they just, you know, fucking kill them.

00:52:39.120 And there's no homeless.

00:52:42.840 Dave Smith is actually Asian, not Jewish.

00:52:45.160 He just needs...

00:52:46.280 Hey, what do they do with, like...

00:52:49.120 Because you know there's homeless people in China, right?

00:52:50.840 So, like, what do they do with them?

00:52:51.980 Sure.

00:52:52.100 They just put them in a camp with the waiters?

00:52:53.660 I don't know about it.

00:52:54.680 In China, they can do whatever they want.

00:52:57.200 In China, they...

00:52:57.760 Aren't there more homeless people in China than there are people in America or something

00:53:01.920 like that?

00:53:02.920 Probably.

00:53:03.720 Maybe.

00:53:04.440 It was more than 330 million homeless people.

00:53:07.160 I've heard that.

00:53:08.360 I don't know if that's true.

00:53:08.800 I mean, that's only 30% of their...

00:53:11.420 I mean, if you think about it...

00:53:12.680 That's a huge percentage.

00:53:13.820 No, no, no.

00:53:14.180 I know it's a huge percentage.

00:53:15.420 They're also a communist country.

00:53:16.740 No, I think I miss...

00:53:17.740 I think it's California has...

00:53:19.820 Or no, China has more homeless people than California has people or something like that.

00:53:23.920 It's some ridiculous...

00:53:24.680 Yeah, maybe that's right.

00:53:25.880 Honestly, that kind of makes sense to me.

00:53:27.420 Like, they...

00:53:27.880 I mean, they're still developing a nation.

00:53:30.240 Even though they have these empty fucking cities.

00:53:33.020 They have ghost cities, but they also have homeless people.

00:53:35.520 It's like...

00:53:36.540 Well, and that's the thing.

00:53:37.800 You know, we talked about this before.

00:53:39.460 Like, there's a lot of homeless people that, like, choose to be homeless.

00:53:42.200 And then there's obviously, like, other things that go along with it.

00:53:45.780 But it's a lifestyle to a large amount of fucking people.

00:53:50.780 Dude, I remember watching something.

00:53:52.920 I can't remember where I watched that.

00:53:54.240 Should have put them in the towers.

00:53:55.660 But it was...

00:53:56.620 I agree.

00:53:59.260 Instead, we lost a lot of good bankers.

00:54:00.940 I mean, come on.

00:54:01.900 You're retarded.

00:54:03.380 Didn't I see somebody saying that there were no Jews killed in 9-11?

00:54:06.800 I just saw that.

00:54:07.980 I was going to ask you guys if that was true.

00:54:09.660 Bullshit.

00:54:10.220 I was like, is that fucking true?

00:54:11.500 Because, like, it's all banking.

00:54:13.400 That's got to be fucking true.

00:54:16.460 It's the World Trade Center.

00:54:18.460 Like, they're not going to...

00:54:19.360 You know why?

00:54:21.380 Wasn't the owner a Jewish guy?

00:54:23.440 Like, wasn't the owner a Jewish guy?

00:54:24.480 Yeah.

00:54:24.780 And he called out because he had a dentist appointment.

00:54:29.920 And he notified his daughter not to show up that day.

00:54:33.200 Yeah.

00:54:33.500 And he took out, like, a huge insurance plan the year before.

00:54:36.400 It's like the Titanic, man, where all the, like, the, yeah, like, the high up, like,

00:54:41.840 money manager type people, like, canceled their trips on it.

00:54:44.860 I can't believe that they did all that, but they didn't tell Pete Davidson's dad not to go.

00:54:49.960 I mean, come on.

00:54:50.720 I mean, they could have...

00:54:51.940 They could have saved us all a lot of...

00:54:54.800 He didn't have enough sway, man.

00:54:57.640 But, yeah, that's the thing, though.

00:54:58.980 If Pete Davidson's dad did 9-11, Kanye would still be fucking Kim K, okay?

00:55:04.740 That's what we would do right now.

00:55:05.300 What if Pete Davidson, like, intercepted the message and he just didn't tell his dad?

00:55:10.940 Like, what if that's...

00:55:12.000 He was like, I can build my success off of this.

00:55:14.320 Yeah, maybe...

00:55:14.860 I'm already skinny, weird, and I'm never going to get laid unless I can be funny.

00:55:20.240 So I'm going to use this as my pain point.

00:55:22.000 Apparently, he does have a very large penis.

00:55:24.480 Very large.

00:55:25.260 Yeah.

00:55:25.880 You know.

00:55:27.060 But it could have been some weird juice science where they were like, don't tell your dad

00:55:31.000 and we'll extend your penis out.

00:55:32.960 You sounded a little bit too sure about it, didn't you?

00:55:35.300 Yeah, he was like, very large.

00:55:38.340 I'm pretty sure he showed it on Legion of Skanks one time.

00:55:41.380 I'm not sure he's, like, on an old episode of Legion of Skanks.

00:55:44.260 Of course you would know that.

00:55:46.840 Sure he did.

00:55:48.060 I have it saved right here.

00:55:49.060 He's like, I think...

00:55:50.060 Not that I'd keep that episode and jerk off to it or anything, but I think...

00:55:57.320 Reed likes to be emasculated by men with larger penises than what he has.

00:56:01.780 And we know that Reed has a pretty big one.

00:56:02.800 That's an impossibility.

00:56:03.640 I know, his bulge is extremely visible at all times, so...

00:56:08.820 It's actually just because I'm transgender and I'm trying to overcompensate with the giant

00:56:12.900 sock I stick in there to make it look like I have...

00:56:15.040 Oh, you didn't have a huge chunk ripped out of your arm to make your neo-penis?

00:56:19.400 Oh, God.

00:56:20.360 That was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen on Twitter because at first I didn't

00:56:25.400 understand what was going on when I saw it.

00:56:27.360 I just saw, like, the arm missing and I was like, what the fuck?

00:56:30.200 Did someone get burned?

00:56:31.140 Is this, like, something about, like, skin grafting?

00:56:34.240 And I was like, this could be...

00:56:35.280 And then I saw the mangled, like, fashion penis, fake penis that was sitting and I was

00:56:42.120 like, oh, Jesus Christ, that's what this is.

00:56:43.700 You know, a lot of people have talked about the backlash that's coming from this.

00:56:47.240 I want you guys to consider for a second that the...

00:56:50.140 They deserve it?

00:56:51.260 No, yes, obviously.

00:56:53.100 But the great leader of the alt-right is going to be someone who had their tits chopped off.

00:56:59.420 I'm telling you right now, it's going to be, like, some hard alt-right figure is going

00:57:04.420 to be someone who, like, woke up too late and realized what...

00:57:07.600 We're going to have pink-haired Hitler.

00:57:08.720 Yeah.

00:57:09.000 Well, I mean, it would be...

00:57:10.820 It's like the Milo.

00:57:11.300 It's like the Milo.

00:57:11.480 It's like the Milo.

00:57:11.560 I mean, Blair White.

00:57:13.400 Yeah, like Milo, kind of.

00:57:14.340 It's going to be...

00:57:15.260 Or literally Blair White.

00:57:16.400 Blair White could literally be the face of the alt-right.

00:57:18.800 Blair Whiteler.

00:57:19.740 No, no, no, no.

00:57:20.720 She enjoyed her transition.

00:57:21.920 She's got the perfect name for it, though.

00:57:23.660 Hissed off.

00:57:24.480 That's true.

00:57:25.320 Ah!

00:57:25.720 Dude, I'm a Blair White supremacist, man.

00:57:30.240 The alt-right goes white.

00:57:31.700 Well, it was already...

00:57:32.660 Blair White's convinced me that everyone should transition.

00:57:36.560 Is Blair White, like, shorter than Toad?

00:57:39.520 Like, if I were that small, I'd think about it, too.

00:57:41.880 You know, like...

00:57:42.600 I feel like it's, like...

00:57:43.720 It should be a requirement, to be honest.

00:57:45.640 Like, you're just not allowed to be a man.

00:57:48.600 Toad's height and lower, you have to transition.

00:57:51.180 Yeah.

00:57:52.080 Toad, you might be hot if you transition.

00:57:54.440 You never know.

00:57:55.280 I'm 5'6".

00:57:56.180 I'm 5'6".

00:57:58.580 I'm 5'6".

00:57:59.500 But...

00:58:00.060 No, see, I'm not going to transition.

00:58:01.420 I'm good.

00:58:02.140 But I am going to go to a surgeon.

00:58:03.900 I am going to go to a surgeon to try to enlarge my penis and say,

00:58:06.980 Hey, could you please just make my arm my cock?

00:58:09.760 Yeah, so this is my question.

00:58:11.620 If you could...

00:58:12.420 So this is my question.

00:58:13.740 Like, if you guys could make your dick bigger, would you cut off your arm for it?

00:58:19.640 No, not just your arm.

00:58:21.060 It's just, like, you take the skin off, like, either side, like, of your forearm.

00:58:25.220 It's, like, just like they did.

00:58:26.460 Yeah, you know, that's not what he's asking, though.

00:58:28.600 He's asking, would you cut your arm off to make your dick bigger?

00:58:30.660 I'd give up my forearm muscle, but I have to keep the arm.

00:58:34.400 I don't know.

00:58:34.860 My left arm?

00:58:36.220 No, so you can't squeeze?

00:58:37.600 Like, you just...

00:58:38.280 Hey, just my left hand.

00:58:40.000 What do I need to do?

00:58:40.300 Yeah, could it be my left?

00:58:41.520 Because I'm a righty.

00:58:42.220 Oh, well, I mean...

00:58:43.000 Yeah, but sometimes I like to jerk off.

00:58:44.360 Well, then it would really feel like somebody else is doing it for you.

00:58:46.980 That's true.

00:58:47.540 Right.

00:58:47.920 It's all weak like a chick.

00:58:49.980 That's right.

00:58:50.540 It's a permanent...

00:58:51.120 Would you remove all the nerves in your hand just so you could jerk off?

00:58:55.020 Wait, so if you could either...

00:58:57.260 So if you could take inches off of your height to go to your penis or vice versa...

00:59:02.600 Nope.

00:59:03.080 Which one would you choose?

00:59:03.960 Not even close.

00:59:04.900 Or nothing.

00:59:06.060 Which way would you go?

00:59:07.460 I'm not going to lie.

00:59:08.160 I would gladly drop to six foot to push a neener.

00:59:12.600 Now, that's the thing.

00:59:13.980 That's what I'm asking.

00:59:15.100 Any inch over six foot, you can definitely take some off.

00:59:18.340 Get down to six feet, you're still fine.

00:59:19.860 If you're at six feet, you've made it already.

00:59:22.460 I think I would...

00:59:23.340 Yeah, maybe I would cut my penis down an inch to gain an inch.

00:59:26.640 Would I...

00:59:26.840 No, I probably wouldn't do that.

00:59:29.520 We all know Toad could top out at 5'8 if he cut his whole dick off.

00:59:35.500 Yeah.

00:59:36.120 Toad, your pussy would be four inches deep then.

00:59:38.160 That'd be terrible.

00:59:38.660 Oh, that's the other...

00:59:41.920 You can keep going, but you have to...

00:59:44.280 Well, little known secret here is that the dick or lack of dick that won that Allegiant Skanks contest was mine.

00:59:54.280 Oh, dude, that thing was so horrific.

00:59:57.540 Dude, it wasn't even...

00:59:58.480 I wish we could show it on here.

01:00:00.540 It was a pussy.

01:00:01.520 It is...

01:00:02.440 I mean, I'm trying to think how to describe it.

01:00:05.620 A clitoris is one way.

01:00:07.580 I mean, it legitimately looks like a clitoris with balls on the bottom.

01:00:10.400 No, it looked like a hole.

01:00:12.360 I love how we got here from talking about 9-11.

01:00:15.440 We're talking about this now.

01:00:16.800 It's like...

01:00:17.040 Well, look, man.

01:00:17.980 It was literally like a thumb.

01:00:20.420 It was like this.

01:00:21.140 Because his balls were pretty big.

01:00:23.100 And so it just looked like that.

01:00:25.220 The 9-11 to trans debate.

01:00:27.800 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:29.140 When a trans person gets their dick cut off, I'm just going to start referring to it as ground zero.

01:00:37.220 Oh, my God.

01:00:39.000 That's insane.

01:00:39.360 I did...

01:00:39.880 So, what was I saying?

01:00:44.820 Oh, but would you at least cut off the skin of your forearm to get a larger penis?

01:00:50.880 No, I don't think I would.

01:00:52.900 Nah.

01:00:53.840 Really?

01:00:54.580 See, I think I...

01:00:55.540 I mean, I think I would.

01:00:56.700 I was like, if they had my penis, they're small.

01:00:58.620 With my penis?

01:00:59.540 Like, I'm no complainant.

01:01:00.400 No, I really like my dick, but I really want to like...

01:01:02.420 I'm already married.

01:01:03.460 I'm good.

01:01:03.920 I'm already...

01:01:04.560 I don't have to worry about my penis anymore.

01:01:06.240 So, I mean, it's not like I'm...

01:01:07.320 I mean, unless it's just for bragging rights.

01:01:09.140 I love that now that you're married, you're not interested in pleasing your wife.

01:01:13.100 It's like...

01:01:14.160 I don't need to.

01:01:15.520 I was never able to.

01:01:16.700 So, it's not...

01:01:17.360 There's no change.

01:01:18.400 I mean, it's like...

01:01:19.120 My life stays the same.

01:01:21.080 She already decided that it was adequate, so...

01:01:23.740 That's right.

01:01:26.400 Yeah.

01:01:26.500 He was like, it does the job, okay?

01:01:28.280 I'm pregnant.

01:01:29.400 It did what it needed to do.

01:01:31.060 That's right.

01:01:32.300 It can't get rid of orgasm.

01:01:33.080 I've always wanted like a horrifying hammer.

01:01:35.540 Like, I just want to have one of those dicks where you're like in the gym and people are

01:01:38.340 like, what the fuck?

01:01:39.880 That's what I'd like to have.

01:01:40.620 The horrifying hammer?

01:01:41.540 You're doing curls with it?

01:01:43.020 I don't know.

01:01:43.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:44.240 Exactly.

01:01:44.600 Like, I don't even think it's necessary.

01:01:47.980 Like, I think my dick is plenty good, but I would like to have a hammer.

01:01:52.080 Just a fucking...

01:01:52.800 You like it when the tip's like sticking out beyond your shorts?

01:01:55.860 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:56.320 Yeah.

01:01:57.440 Like, if I...

01:01:58.060 But I want to be wearing like some old school 90s basketball shorts and still have my dick

01:02:01.780 hanging out.

01:02:02.300 Like, that's what I'm all about.

01:02:04.320 Sorry.

01:02:04.640 You want to look like the Fab Five, but it's like...

01:02:08.060 Yes.

01:02:08.520 It's your Fab Five foot long dick.

01:02:09.480 Yeah, like my shorts are down to my shins, but you can still see my dickhead hitting my

01:02:14.240 ankles.

01:02:14.600 Well, you're getting pretty old.

01:02:16.760 Your balls will start hanging out.

01:02:18.120 Yeah, that's true.

01:02:18.940 That's a good point.

01:02:20.020 And I'm not even going to lie.

01:02:21.360 My balls are fucking enormous, and they are going to hang...

01:02:24.820 They're going to hang so far.

01:02:27.080 You and Typo.

01:02:27.860 Meaty fucking clackers, dude.

01:02:29.500 Yeah, dude.

01:02:30.200 Typo, you got some balls on you, dude?

01:02:32.520 Dude, he's got some big old fucking meatballs, bro.

01:02:35.800 Me too, bro.

01:02:36.540 I feel you.

01:02:37.440 But to get into the military, you have to show dong, so...

01:02:40.860 Yeah.

01:02:41.240 I don't know.

01:02:41.720 I've seen his dick plenty of times.

01:02:43.300 We adapted that.

01:02:44.140 It's hard to see Typo's dick because of how big his balls are.

01:02:48.720 That's amazing.

01:02:49.080 I have the same issue, Typo.

01:02:50.640 That sucks.

01:02:51.060 Impressive piece, but compared to my balls, it's like...

01:02:54.140 That sucks.

01:02:55.480 Yeah.

01:02:55.780 People don't even like it.

01:02:56.820 He's got the twin towers for fucking balls.

01:02:59.840 So he's building seven barely.

01:03:03.160 Yeah, they are the twin towers because they're both hitting the ground, so...

01:03:09.160 Yeah, that analogy works, too, because once you see my junk, everyone forgets about building

01:03:18.800 seven.

01:03:19.340 Everyone forgets about building seven.

01:03:20.560 Look at those balls!

01:03:23.020 Look at those tiny doors.

01:03:27.260 Oh, my God.

01:03:28.300 Well, I got a steel beam that can't be melted, so...

01:03:31.880 No.

01:03:33.820 No, you don't.

01:03:34.640 Yes.

01:03:35.520 Benzo Barrett is still waiting on top of the cache of picks.

01:03:38.440 We unfortunately never sent him any...

01:03:40.660 I think it was finally...

01:03:43.180 Yeah, we did.

01:03:43.420 What are you talking about?

01:03:44.580 Am I the only one?

01:03:45.900 No.

01:03:46.240 I said that I have never sent a dick pic, and I sure as shit am not going to have the

01:03:51.260 first one I send be to a dude.

01:03:54.300 The top, though, it's okay.

01:03:57.440 You don't trust Tom?

01:03:59.680 Dude, we get our dicks out for the homies.

01:04:02.120 That's how we do it.

01:04:02.640 I actually was very surprised that Clint had never sent a dick pic.

01:04:06.280 That actually surprised me 100%.

01:04:08.300 Even in the age of Tinder that he was rolling around in, even though he's a little bit on

01:04:14.980 the other side.

01:04:15.120 At least he didn't accidentally post it on Main on Twitter and then delete it right after.

01:04:21.340 Wasn't it Wiener who did that?

01:04:23.080 Wasn't that his name?

01:04:24.360 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:25.500 Oh, Anthony Wiener, yeah.

01:04:26.840 Didn't he post it on Twitter accidentally?

01:04:29.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:29.700 And there was a child right behind him.

01:04:33.320 Not a child.

01:04:34.260 It was his daughter.

01:04:35.740 Yeah.

01:04:36.700 Oh, that's fine.

01:04:40.040 That's right.

01:04:40.600 He's just Joe Biden.

01:04:42.100 Yeah, it's Joe Biden with his niece.

01:04:44.320 He was pushing the Overton window for Joe Biden.

01:04:47.400 No, Joe Biden showered with his daughter.

01:04:49.860 It's confirmed by her diary.

01:04:52.260 For the record, I don't think that's that big of a deal if you shower with your kids,

01:04:56.120 because a lot of people do that.

01:04:57.840 But it depends on her age.

01:04:59.500 If she was 9 or 10.

01:05:00.440 Yeah, well, yeah, if she's 2, it's one thing.

01:05:02.640 I think she was.

01:05:03.680 Well, that's what I'm saying.

01:05:04.260 I think the problem was when she said that's what she's saying, like, parentheses in it,

01:05:12.200 like, that might be predatory or something like that.

01:05:15.680 Right.

01:05:16.780 Hey, you all know how unreliable diaries about showers are, though, so we got to take this

01:05:21.760 one over the grain of the grain of the grain of the grain of the grain of the grain.

01:05:24.380 Oh, my God.

01:05:26.160 That was dark.

01:05:29.920 That was my 13th reason why.

01:05:33.640 I refer to Anne Frank's vagina as Anne Frank's attic, so I don't know if that even made sense.

01:05:43.280 I don't get it.

01:05:45.600 it's it's because it was uh it was dank and filled with cobwebs

01:05:55.680 because she was hiding out this whole time and she couldn't take a shower god damn it

01:05:59.600 do i have to

01:06:03.280 i oh god i just love the noise typo just made

01:06:10.880 how long do we think these slurs are gonna take i think that's the darkest joke i've ever made on

01:06:15.200 this show which is saying something you know it's gonna come from me no no mine i think it's the

01:06:21.360 darkest one i've made okay your joke was just horrible it wasn't dark slur time

01:06:28.400 yeah what you guys didn't do it already no we're waiting for the wiga we're ready for you to drop

01:06:34.960 the n-bomb man i i think maybe maybe the one we're doing tonight it might not have an n-word in it

01:06:39.920 you might be fine clint you should drop the n-word on your alex jones show just to like surprise

01:06:45.040 everybody you know hold out all this time and then just i ought to honestly just sure oh by the

01:06:50.880 way but you know you know it would it would definitely go viral that is that is a definite

01:06:55.360 way to go fucking viral get alex jones to say the n-word i mean no my did i tell you guys what my plan

01:07:02.720 is for the intro i think i told you last week but i can't remember i don't think so okay my my plan is

01:07:08.640 to ask him if he's down to do a alex jones like scream introduction and but for the first entire

01:07:15.920 like 30 seconds we're just going to go back and forth screaming at each other i'm going to scream

01:07:19.520 and flex and be like fucking 1776 and then i'm going to have him do it back to me that

01:07:24.400 that should it'll be so rad if he's down but he should do it live in front of sandy hook

01:07:32.240 that would be so amazing

01:07:37.120 there's no documents

01:07:40.080 does the school still exist in that case or did they immediately level it no they they immediately

01:07:44.800 demolished sandy hook oh my god well you can show up at sandy hook ground zero then it's it's sandy ground

01:07:53.200 zero here just for uh for the for tonight let's do let's do the top right i think i like the top

01:07:59.200 right no no no no there's a reason why we have to do the top left how about we do top we'll do top

01:08:05.200 left and top right then okay that's fine because we have to tell me what they are we have we have to

01:08:12.720 get uh we have to get uh we have to get four of the first round matchups done yes okay so and one

01:08:18.160 of them and luke and anybody watch here i'll get this is this is this is our september slur it's

01:08:23.040 a super complicated um and what we did we just got some of the best slurs out there uh we what we

01:08:28.560 want to do is we have uh and you probably know what it is our um our like hall of fame of slurs which

01:08:34.640 they like they're they were out of we couldn't put them in the tournament they are they've already

01:08:38.640 been promoted to hall of fame which is like you know the kike and all i mean all the ones you can

01:08:44.160 think of nigger retard yeah those are those ones are those ones are noted those are those are the

01:08:49.680 mount rushmore's of slurs so instead we were like we want to make a like one maybe this one goes on to

01:08:55.760 that now maybe this one gets elevated and we try to do some ones like that aren't very well known like

01:09:00.800 moon cricket um uh panface yeah yeah yeah moon cricket is my favorite one too by the way i think it's

01:09:10.160 that's why i think we should just do the left side here because we have to do the top left because we

01:09:13.920 we have jews versus arabs in that one so it has to happen yes and so and what we want to do is

01:09:18.800 we're trying to get to the the best slur that we and i think what we have to do is um maybe some

01:09:24.160 like after every episode of the end of the year we have to say that slur somebody to say that the

01:09:28.800 slur that wins we have to say it in the episode now maybe

01:09:33.760 it's somebody uh the first person that comes to us and tells us who said it in that episode wins uh

01:09:40.560 i don't know a dick pic clint's like fuck this i don't know what he's doing man i'm gonna add him

01:09:47.280 back he didn't know he didn't know but but we can go ahead and do uh this this left side because it

01:09:53.760 was uh yeah it was a good one so uh the first one i let's start off uh we won't do number one number

01:10:00.320 eight that's it we'll start off with uh let's do three and six moon cricket versus tree nigger all

01:10:06.560 all right so we we should do one because we did talk about them in this episode too so

01:10:10.880 is that like the vietnamese what is it no so zipper tits are trannies but yeah but uh female to male

01:10:18.800 trannies because they they cut off their their their tits and so now this just uh and if you look at

01:10:24.960 they always have just like that uh that cut on it it looks like a zipper and so those are so female

01:10:29.920 so i know okay yeah so female to male trannies are zipper tits i think i've also heard

01:10:34.400 zipper nipple i think is another term for them but then uh and then pavement eights are black people

01:10:40.800 which i think it's very specifically like inner city inner city black people yeah someone's picking

01:10:47.280 up some wind or something is that luke you farting so zipper tits versus pavement apes this one i i

01:10:56.960 really like zipper tits it's a number one seed i think that's a great because tranny has run its course

01:11:02.400 and they they hate it a lot but zipper tits is it's definitely a new one that i would like to use

01:11:08.080 and it's and i like the niche i talked about this last week when we were making this i like the ones

01:11:12.960 that are more niche that are like very specific about a certain group yeah and and tranny is just

01:11:17.920 all you know transsexuals in general but when you get to like just just the female to males i like that

01:11:22.960 so yeah this is more specific hey guys i gotta jump in five minutes so do you want my vote on every

01:11:28.160 single one before i go or yeah do it uh go down the left side with your votes i'm going with

01:11:32.880 zipper tits yeah uh sand negro uh tree negro and street shitter okay wow shekel sniffer you didn't

01:11:42.240 go with that's actually that was actually an upset that's disgusting and anti-semitic

01:11:46.880 i'm shocked sir all right reed uh yeah so uh also i i thought that yeah tranny is more generalized so

01:11:55.200 zipper tits is a more specific slower but i also thought that doesn't tranny kind of more like more

01:12:00.880 often get applied to male to female which one that's kind of what i always think of which one

01:12:08.000 tranny uh tranny yeah yeah i think i think i always think of as male to female as a tranny to me

01:12:13.440 because so we need one that's definitely exclusively female to male so i'm going with zipper tits as

01:12:18.880 well obviously it's pretty fucking hilarious pavement ape is a good one but there are so many other

01:12:24.880 black people terms on here uh well there's one other one on here oh i think we got rid of some

01:12:30.320 other ones we we went through and pavement eight was good but it just it just doesn't hold a candle

01:12:35.360 up to zipper tits agreed all right guys happy holidays good to see you all right luke and typo what's uh

01:12:43.760 collab soon now that you don't have instagram or twitter or no i you know where to get a hold

01:12:48.400 of me on twitter uh reed we should do a one six special as well we should do a yeah six for sure

01:12:54.240 exactly oh hells yeah see you guys peace out okay so we have we already have three votes for zipper tits

01:13:02.000 and clint is abstaining he's he's voting present i guess so luke and typo yeah i'm gonna have to go

01:13:10.800 ahead and go with zipper tits as well like yeah there's a there's plenty of black people slurs on

01:13:16.720 here and pavement eight just doesn't make it well we have no in a lot of them but none of those are

01:13:20.960 actually black people so moon crickets yeah only other black people but moon crickets better so like

01:13:25.840 that's what i'm going to know that's that's the next one we go i i'll let's skip the four and five

01:13:30.480 we'll say that to the end because that to me is like because that's the anniversary exactly

01:13:35.760 what's a tree nigger i believe those were um native americans that's what they were yeah

01:13:42.800 native americans i was gonna say that's what i thought of too when i first but uh but yeah we're

01:13:50.080 i think those are the native americans but to me moon cricket is one of the best fucking that was my

01:13:54.800 like from the beginning that was my favorite of all the black people slurs because i think it used to be a

01:14:00.880 nice like good term and then it's it's slowly gone out and i want to bring it back and i don't think

01:14:05.760 it says it's not as hardcore as just the n-word but i think it still has some like some good some

01:14:12.640 good qualities to it that's true yeah i i agree it kind of it's kind of like old timey kind of like

01:14:19.520 i don't know i just like the term and uh i don't know like luke would always say this in the marine

01:14:26.560 core all the time and that's why i love it because luke oh oh oh so luke you actually use this one

01:14:33.280 yes yes uh quite a bit wow you you guys are that old it does sound like uh like an old timey well

01:14:40.640 that's where it comes from so that's why i use jazz that's where it comes from it comes from you know

01:14:46.080 slave times and oh so it's even further yeah i thought it was more like yeah this is og this is

01:14:53.440 og slurs okay okay and if they're called each other at night well that's luke you're definitely like

01:15:01.760 cutting in and out man something something up with your connection but but yeah i think they're called

01:15:05.920 moon crickets because they were out in the field making noise all night yeah i mean you can only see

01:15:11.920 them by the light of the moon i mean if there was no moon out you couldn't see them there's no moon

01:15:16.240 you weren't seeing them how did more slaves not escape then under cover of night you can't see them

01:15:24.160 because they didn't want to be free

01:15:30.880 they they they tacitly uh was it um it's like uh oh fuck it's like whenever they say talking about

01:15:38.320 like why do you can it's like tacit consent is like because they stayed there they consented to

01:15:43.280 being slaves is that something that they always thought it was an implicit contract that's what

01:15:47.600 it is and because you stayed there on the master's land and you ate his food you implicitly uh you

01:15:55.120 gave us yeah sometimes you got the master's dick i mean yeah another way to look another way to look

01:16:01.520 at it too and like maybe this is kind of fucked up but like if you only live your life one kind of way

01:16:06.400 your entire life you have no idea what it's like to be free like you might actually be scared to go

01:16:11.760 and be free like i'm not joking no the funny thing is that's actually the argument for a lot of like

01:16:18.960 fucking like weird dysphopian like and actually like uh basically the whole point of big government

01:16:25.600 is that that that's literally the um the argument for it that actually you don't know what to do if

01:16:31.200 you're free you'd be scared you'd be so much more afraid and if we just did everything for you

01:16:36.640 and we took care of you then you're gonna be fine and that's literally like yeah now that that actually

01:16:41.200 yeah it applies to uh yeah just like what's going on like the majority of americans right now i would

01:16:46.800 say that applies to them that they don't know what freedom actually even is and they're afraid to have

01:16:52.000 it yeah i mean the government's been spying on me or like america since like i was yeah yeah yeah

01:17:02.480 9 11 the patriot act yeah clint is not here but the government has clint's dick pics i mean

01:17:08.160 oh yeah he says he doesn't have them he's definitely sitting on the government has them

01:17:11.680 he's also a special agent for the government and so that's they had a that's the whole thing is you

01:17:15.280 have to give them it's like they have blackmail but they're like we're not going to use it unless you

01:17:19.200 go bad so just blackmail like a moon cricket yes so so all three of you went with moon cricket

01:17:26.560 right oh yeah yeah it's an easy one move on i'm going with tree nigger just to be contrarian with

01:17:33.200 you pretty much it is a good one because there's not a lot of native american slurs exactly it's the

01:17:38.720 best native american slur that i've found maybe i just think it's funny because it has nigger

01:17:42.240 but besides besides like red face like they get really simple it's literally just like red skin

01:17:48.320 i mean red skin red face uh or something like that savage yeah savage that one's not so bad because

01:17:56.240 we had a football team called the redskins i mean yeah it's like that's the thing is like it's not

01:18:01.840 it's not even a slur really it's like indian a slur like no no that's the whole thing it's like

01:18:07.440 by the way the kansas city chiefs are still getting away with it that's true and the florida

01:18:12.800 state seminoles the seminoles actually have a lot of like they get a lot of shit for it too though

01:18:18.560 and and only the the seminole yeah the seminoles actually do get a lot of shit and i'm pretty sure

01:18:23.040 the seminole nation has to like actually like a lot of the times come out and be like no we're totally

01:18:26.800 fine with it like it's it's good like they got they i remember there was a thing they wanted to stop

01:18:31.680 the um the chop because they were the ones that atlanta shop yeah atlanta braves

01:18:37.040 stole it from florida yeah but florida state they they i had a big thing i think a couple

01:18:41.120 years ago about like they wanted to like these fucking sjw's wanted to stop the chop uh stop the

01:18:48.000 chop it's not gonna happen they wanted to stop the count on the chop uh but uh yeah it didn't work

01:18:57.040 out but yeah that's this they get really upset it's fucking really upset about indian shit yeah did

01:19:02.560 florida state also start that like chant that they do while they're doing it the like um

01:19:06.800 what does it sound like again oh yeah oh oh that's them too mm-hmm yep yeah that's all them

01:19:16.240 and the braves just stole it but fucking braves then the brace and then the new stadium named a

01:19:22.320 part of the stadium the chop house uh so that's gonna get chopped up baby all right but uh moon

01:19:29.520 crickets has won this one so uh no no we're not saying no no yes fsu started it we're saying the brave

01:19:35.680 stole it not fsu the the and oh i guess the brave stole it yes that's what we're saying is that

01:19:43.840 because deon played for the braves that's that's why they took it over there is because of deon

01:19:49.920 sanders really that was why that's that's what that's what magoo's saying no really maybe i'm

01:19:57.040 looking at that wrong because i they've and i never really looked into the start of the chop for the

01:20:00.880 braves but i'm trying to uh i'm trying to get this bracket up but i can pull up his uh comment in a

01:20:06.000 minute but yeah but then uh next is street shitter versus beener schnitzel beener schnitzel was

01:20:10.560 something that andy brought up uh that's um garbage main on twitter beener schnitzel is something um

01:20:17.440 that he said this is a texas thing this is for any um mexican slash german

01:20:23.520 half breed so it's beener schnitzel yeah so i i really like i said i really like the niche ones

01:20:30.000 if this is actually used i love this because i mean as a german myself and then like having friends

01:20:35.520 that are mexican if we were i would hope that they would call it beener schnitzels because well i think

01:20:39.520 it also could apply to the nazis that uh wound up uh getting out of germany at when they were

01:20:45.840 going to argentina and yeah fled to argentina they're beener schnitzels

01:20:50.320 or whenever germany and world war one also sent like mexico like a bunch of money to

01:20:55.920 declare war in the zimmerman note yeah that's right or whatever it was called which is that

01:21:01.840 actually real i could i could always i always heard that was a uh like a like a sign oh i don't know

01:21:06.880 i don't know that might that might be true and and street shitter is that an indian person or

01:21:12.000 a homeless yes no no no it is an indian person because those are uh like india smells like red daughter

01:21:18.160 feather feather they're a dot head yeah yeah yeah dot head yeah an asian indian is what we're

01:21:23.920 talking about yes okay okay yeah yeah because you know you know you go to the indian like they have

01:21:28.800 no like yeah i just don't know if it was like it's like specifically san francisco or something

01:21:36.240 because of because of the food in india and because probably they don't have like sewer systems at all

01:21:42.080 or whatever they just are shit on the street they're just constantly yeah diarrhea in the

01:21:46.720 streets which i have heard though that they do the same thing in china as well chinese people are

01:21:52.560 apparently have terrible like uh maybe maybe it has double use like social everything yeah yeah yeah

01:22:00.080 that's true but like i if you want to i think uh ari shafir talks about it how he goes to when he went to

01:22:05.120 china and like they'll literally like shit and garbage chance like out in the open like in public

01:22:09.760 they'll just like shit in garbage hey man uh or like or like they will well it's in certain

01:22:14.000 places it'll just be a hole in the ground and you just go in there and fucking shit in a hole

01:22:17.440 oh that's well uh asian people like they actually i think they have bathrooms that are intentionally

01:22:22.640 just holes in the ground because it's a better position to shit in when you're squatting like i

01:22:26.880 have a squatty potty so it puts you in a shooting position yes and me yeah it means that you're

01:22:31.760 like colon and like rectum or like yeah straighter and when i was in japan since your shit like

01:22:38.320 it comes straight out i'm a straight shitter man the the toilet now i thought the toilets were

01:22:43.680 smaller because they were smaller people like that's what i thought i was like why are the

01:22:47.520 toilets so lower the goddamn ground and then it was because like what you just said because the

01:22:52.160 shitting position is actually better for pooping and i was like what the fuck it totally bring up

01:22:58.080 zach hawkins because he got he fucking his comment got me for a second there because you know what the

01:23:03.520 dot is for and at this point i thought he was actually talking about he was going to explain

01:23:07.840 it like a fucking honestly after marriage on the honeymoon the husband scratched it off to see

01:23:11.280 if they get a hotel or a gas station you know what's interesting is that black mutualist is a

01:23:18.080 dot head so no he's a crystal head he's all right but i thought that was just a meth addict

01:23:24.320 which so street shitter is great because uh you know we always make fun of like it's like

01:23:28.720 whenever black twitter and uh indian twitter got into that fight last year and they were like you

01:23:34.640 smell the indian people were letting the inward fly like crazy let me tell you man like they were

01:23:42.320 in the office uh like uh i don't know earlier last week or something i got into an elevator just me and

01:23:50.480 a street shitter and it smelled crazy in there i'm not joking my first real encounter with like

01:23:57.280 indian people was when i went to asu and that's what i noticed right away it was like what i was like

01:24:03.280 i said it out loud in class i was like what is that smell and someone was like yo dude that's that's

01:24:09.680 mean as fuck i'm like do you know like rotten curry dude it is it is some odd combination of

01:24:16.560 curry because they're always cooking it so they're always smelling they always smell like

01:24:19.840 that cigarette smoke because they all smoke cigarettes and diarrhea because they're always

01:24:24.560 shitting now the only thing is the worst i've ever smelled not me but the worst i've the person i've

01:24:32.000 ever smelled was a tongan person and that's 100 true there was a tongan person in my class no dude

01:24:39.440 and and they're because they're all big they're like very big people and this guy was i don't know

01:24:43.600 if he's just a kid and he smelled like ass man it was so bad like i literally i i was like i would

01:24:49.200 sit on the opposite side of the classroom from him just because i could not he was but he was a great

01:24:53.920 guy he was a very he was like i didn't talk to him very much but like he was very he was he i don't

01:24:59.440 think he like he barely spoke english i assume he was a fine person but but yeah tongans uh the worst

01:25:08.000 i've ever smelled and also if you if you ever if you ever know the tongans their men and their women

01:25:13.360 look exactly the same it's actually pretty crazy kind of like simoans no dude it's yes they're

01:25:18.480 pacific islanders yes any kind of like they look exactly the same and so they would always hang out

01:25:24.000 together because this is just like their people and dude i literally could i would be like no clue

01:25:28.960 like the only reason i know because no one's wearing a dress and it's like this it was so

01:25:33.360 fucking bad maybe they're all trans no no they're very but then i don't know how they procreate if

01:25:39.200 that's the case uh so wait where are you guys going with cole you're going besides street

01:25:43.920 shitter being so funny and like on point yeah it's hilarious i love being your channel personally i

01:25:49.120 think that's really funny and i love that just that like they're like a very small group of

01:25:56.240 uh mexicans and germans got together for some reason you know you never fucking see it

01:26:00.560 but they fuck they have a kid beanerschnitzel i love it that's why i'm going for it all right

01:26:06.480 uh i'm going with street shitter because i think not only is it funnier but i think that it it applies

01:26:11.760 to way more people especially because india i think might be the highest population at this point higher

01:26:18.080 than china so it's way more opposite you like the broad term way more way more applicable i like the very

01:26:26.240 niche term i'm going with the opposite of zipper tits and it's because i think zipper tits

01:26:30.320 fills like a void in the uh the world of slurs that we don't have before uh i like that well i

01:26:36.960 guess you could argue the beanerschnitzel does too but there are so few of them and it's just not

01:26:40.720 topical maybe if you're in texas yeah it's like the difference between like a fucking like pinhole

01:26:46.640 and the hole that they make whenever they cut off a dick for a fucking um vagina like that's the

01:26:52.400 difference is in size exactly exactly so i'm going with street shitter i think it's a uh street shivers

01:26:58.240 is the real vagina of slurs here i think i think i'm gonna go with street shitter as well i think

01:27:06.000 nice i do like beanerschnitzel i do think but i think it's just too niche for me like i don't think

01:27:11.440 i'll ever be able to use it because there's just i don't know if i'll ever run into a mexican that's

01:27:15.600 true i didn't think about that but if you ever do you got one in your pocket like you got one there

01:27:21.440 ready to whip it out you can have a biener a bienerschnitzel in your pocket bienerschnitzel

01:27:25.600 sounds like it might actually be uh just a food item and maybe if you ever if you ever roll to

01:27:31.040 home depot yes and there's that one mexican doing the hot hitler just be like hey bienerschnitzel

01:27:35.840 in the fucking back dude i got you you're working on my deck today boy yeah that's right

01:27:42.000 all right so unfortunately we uh we've lost a couple of our guests here but i can't i can't

01:27:47.520 even copy the two over i'll do it later but yeah um so two to one on that one clint is uh avoiding

01:27:53.840 this entirely and luke's connection sucks just before he was like i hate this dude he was opposed

01:28:00.320 to the slurs and i thought he would still like i thought he was just going to avoid saying the n-word

01:28:04.880 and just keep up with us you know he can joke about this shit god damn it clint yeah i think he was

01:28:10.160 trying to avoid the whole episode and now uh we've come to the the uh you know the the best uh

01:28:16.320 matchup maybe in the tournament very applicable for 9-11 shekel stiffer against sand nigger

01:28:22.640 which is um the jews against the palestinians basically i think i'll go i'll go first on this one

01:28:30.240 and i'm gonna say sand nigger just because i heard that a lot

01:28:35.040 i mean a lot oh wait i i totally forgot to include reed here because reed went with um

01:28:43.520 he went mood cricket as well right or no he went with tree nigger but mood cricket still won three

01:28:49.280 to two because luke was still in here and he also went with he also went with street shitter yeah yeah

01:28:53.840 so okay and he went with sand nigger on this one he did he did and and that's and that's what i was

01:28:59.760 thinking of is i knew sand nigger was like huge like it probably still is like especially in the

01:29:07.600 military because they don't give a fuck and they're just like fuck these people and they're like yeah

01:29:11.520 these fucking a-rabs but i like that the jews because besides which is so funny to think that

01:29:18.320 jew in and of itself is a slur and just the way you say it if you're the fucking jews like that's a

01:29:23.920 slur but like i love that we have another one besides kike that's in the hall of fame shekel

01:29:28.560 sniffer is our new one that we were trying to we wanted to introduce the culture and i like i

01:29:37.760 really like shekel sniffer because i want i like i also want to punch up instead of down and

01:29:45.200 i feel like i'm punching up with shekel sniffer so uh that's what i'm gonna go with and you might

01:29:50.880 argue that well it's the sand niggers that did 9-11 but maybe it's actually the shekel snippers

01:29:55.200 that did i've been in some or maybe them together which is very weird they were there yeah it was a

01:30:00.960 coordinated attack for sure uh i uh yeah i think i agree with cole i'm gonna go with shekel sniffer on

01:30:08.320 this because it makes me laugh more that actually means we're tied sand nigger is something it's all

01:30:13.200 well we clint has to break the tie that's no no no i think we clint's not here yeah and jose's not here

01:30:19.520 we i think we always left it up to the chat and it's like by the end of the episode up to the

01:30:24.240 chat or i was gonna say we could um have it you know discussed uh like on the next episode or you

01:30:30.400 put it up just put it up as i know put it up on the twitter i'll put it up as a poll as a poll on

01:30:34.400 the twitter and that's how without getting us banned yeah just don't get us banned it's just you might

01:30:40.720 just have to uh word it carefully yeah just uh so we'll do with that but yeah i like remember just

01:30:46.560 remember just to like center shekel because they'll i'll put a bell for it instead um

01:30:55.440 so now um yeah so i agree with you uh sand maybe was something it's already it already exists it's

01:31:02.160 already widely used in the lexicon so i think you know it's something that is kind of close to

01:31:07.040 approaching like a sort of mount rushmore level so that's actually you might be right there because it

01:31:12.640 really was like it was a very weird thing they were totally fine with the n-word on this one

01:31:17.520 they were like yes i mean this is because we we hate we we like the war machine hated the uh

01:31:25.200 war wanted to push hate on the middle easterners so much that they were just like who gives a

01:31:30.320 fuck about like uh social justice now it's fine you can yeah you can use this one and be good

01:31:36.640 it was like our our episode with uh patriot j everybody flipped out because we uh called brad

01:31:41.120 palumbo a faggin and nobody cared that we said nigger like 20 times the first time the first time i

01:31:48.880 heard sand nigger was from a black guy in the marine corps like and i at first i was confused i was like

01:31:54.240 what did he just say like what is he talking about right exactly so i think it's too widely used if we

01:32:01.600 want to interview maybe you could argue the same for moon cricket possibly but i don't know i mean we'll

01:32:06.160 we'll vary it up i'm in this bracket but yeah i think shackle sniffer if we want to elevate something

01:32:10.320 new i do think it's more hilarious and yeah it's a slur for the jews so i think we got to do it man

01:32:18.320 well so we can't move anything on because we are tied so you're going to put up on a poll on twitter

01:32:22.880 after this episode um but yeah so that that rounds and that and we'll post again we'll post out the i

01:32:29.920 think did you post out the the entire tournament uh the picture of it did you ever do that only

01:32:35.760 only a censored version of it because we'll lose our account if i yeah okay we'll post it but we'll

01:32:39.920 post it out whoever wins we'll post out at one and then the next week we'll get on to the uh the right

01:32:44.720 side and get down to our what is it elite eight yeah it's like or oh no the right side is going to be

01:32:51.040 the first round again yeah and then it will get us down to our yeah whatever we want to call it for

01:32:54.560 the elite eight the extremist eight i don't know yeah go up the elite hate again the elite hate

01:33:00.400 that's yeah that's a great one elite hate yeah but um yeah i don't i don't really have anything else to

01:33:05.760 talk about to you toad because i think we could turn it out there besides that you know 9-11 never

01:33:09.680 happened um the jews are doing everything bad in the world yeah and um go go vote for your local kkk

01:33:20.320 member so uh exactly um yeah yeah typo i can give your uh plugs for you and luke and uh also um

01:33:29.360 yeah uh cole and i will do a little bit of plugging as well and i'm gonna do an i have an outro that i'm

01:33:33.520 gonna play in this episode and uh typo if you want to hang around you can do that as well because i'll

01:33:37.520 bring people back in after that so okay yeah uh you can follow or you can find our podcast biting the

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01:34:18.800 banger memes uh that they stole from somebody else so uh yeah there's like one out of a thousand that

01:34:26.240 we actually make but all the other ones are just like who has time to make meme i leave that up to the

01:34:31.920 russians factories really controlling the election to make all the memes that i can use okay that's

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01:34:48.560 anything plug uh go watch action well go watch uh i was on tyler yankee show uh the libertarian podcast

01:34:54.160 review on friday uh and we talked like sports uh it was with top we talked sports we talked um

01:35:01.920 some family shit and uh fitness because i've gotten into fitness lately so go watch that it was

01:35:07.520 really fun tyler's a fucking great guy and then again um definitely go and uh check out um whenever

01:35:17.040 clint has on um i forgot his name now alex jones alex jones yes yes i totally blanked on his name i

01:35:25.200 do that all the time but yes yes but let's go go watch that because it got it got uh delayed it was supposed

01:35:30.800 to be um tomorrow but it got delayed so alex jones drank some of the water so yes so that's it for

01:35:38.800 me yeah uh tph underscore toad on twitter i don't think i'm getting my account back this time so i got

01:35:45.440 that one going on trying to build it back up uh tower power obviously we're continuing the uh september

01:35:51.200 slurs we might try to get some more guests on that'll be more down with it than i think clint is i suppose

01:35:57.360 uh if there's going to be an episode next wednesday i will not be on that one for the first time in

01:36:02.640 his in the history of the show and it will all fall to pieces immediately if that happens

01:36:08.000 um and i will and i will also because jose wanted me to i'll plug uh jose's upcoming

01:36:14.640 five pony boys show which has now been moved to next tuesday i believe the 13th probably because josh

01:36:20.720 smith strong-armed him into doing that because josh's uh break the cycle uh reappearance is

01:36:26.800 happening on monday the 12th so jose will be on with dave smith uh and the rest of his uh pony

01:36:33.360 boys which is uh what top clint and reed and reed of course reed yes yeah so that'll be good as well

01:36:40.080 it's just it's just tower power without me in tow that's all it is okay that's right that's what it

01:36:44.080 sounds like that's right they just they were like these get these fucking losers out of here

01:36:49.120 that's right i i've pitched uh cole jose and i starting a spin-off called the three tards but

01:36:55.040 i don't know if that's gonna take off or not pretty good yeah i thought it was all right but follow

01:37:00.000 i i i by the way i still believe out there there is uh a need for a just us in a libertarian

01:37:07.920 like sphere to have a sports show it needs to happen there's not that many i tried to do it it

01:37:13.200 failed because my my irl friends just their their jobs and lives i'll absolutely do one that is

01:37:19.280 that it is because talking sports is like down it isn't it isn't that one of the funnest like

01:37:24.400 it's so much more fun to talk fucking sports than talk like stupid libertarian yeah and i would pay

01:37:29.520 attention to more sports about if i was doing a podcast about it yeah well well we we talk um more

01:37:36.000 than just uh libertarian on this show obviously yeah that's true that's true but i i was saying sports

01:37:40.240 is like one of like the things i follow the most so yeah but so if anybody wants to do a podcast

01:37:45.920 maybe uh i might hop in who knows but but don't you have something to play us out on i do uh and you

01:37:53.040 guys can uh can stick around backstage for a little while if you guys want to shoot the ship for a

01:37:56.880 little while um yeah uh follow clint at liberty lockdown as well or well this shows liberty lockdown

01:38:02.640 at liberty lock pod you guys know who he is and fine reed uh with the naturalist capitalist i think he's

01:38:07.760 banned from all social media but he still has his podcast on some platforms so hell yeah all right

01:38:14.080 thanks guys peace out

01:38:25.600 next question yeah what a racist question that was so i got a a quick and fun lighthearted question for

01:38:32.000 you charlie uh so i know you gave a speech uh in jerusalem early this year yes i did uh were there

01:38:37.440 any like awesome fun dance parties that you guys had afterwards because i heard that israelis are

01:38:41.040 some of the best dancers in the world uh i mean if you guys don't believe me just google dancing

01:38:45.120 israelis it's insane how good their dance moves would you agree or disagree with that israel is a

01:38:50.240 beautiful country a great country too it is they're our greatest ally correct thanks for being here

01:38:55.200 tonight next question thank you for being here tonight next question

Tower Gang - September 13, 2022

Ep 87 - 9⧸11 Special - Death Star of David w⧸ Luke & Typo

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