Tower Gang - Ep 89 - Big Dick Spirit w⧸ Mark RanDoM

00:00:00.920 Boston PD, spit in my mouth or I'll shoot myself in the fucking head.

00:00:04.540 Boston PD, suck on my toes and gag on them or I'll shoot myself in the foot.

00:00:10.720 Boston PD, put on a size 12 heels and step on my nuts.

00:00:15.340 Now, do it now.

00:00:18.160 Boston PD, shave your pubes and put them in a plastic bag and hand them over.

00:00:22.940 Boston PD, pull your scrotum out and spread it over the tip of your penis

00:00:26.320 so it just looks like one big brain.

00:00:27.980 Do it now.

00:00:28.900 Boston PD, fold your penis and balls underneath your thighs

00:00:32.780 and squeeze them together so it looks like you have a mangina

00:00:35.180 and send me a picture of it on Facebook.

00:00:37.920 Boston PD, I'm coming in.

00:00:39.600 Boston PD.

00:00:43.100 Boston PD, how do I break the cycle of abuse at my father's side with me?

00:00:49.500 Boston PD, pull out your dick and pee on me and then say it was an accident.

00:00:52.820 Welcome, everybody, to another live edition of Power Gang Power Hour.

00:01:02.100 Ranked, according to Black Prostitute Monthly, as the number one most inspirational podcast in the world.

00:01:09.340 I can't believe that they've even heard of us, much less that they have a monthly.

00:01:12.560 Tonight, we have, as always, Jose Galizana of No Way Jose, Reed Coverdale of Nationalist Capitalist,

00:01:20.660 Cole of something, Clint Russell of Liberty Lockdown and the man of the hour,

00:01:26.020 the specialist of guests, the special Ed himself, Mr. Random.

00:01:31.080 Welcome in, sir.

00:01:31.640 Hey, everyone, markwren.com.

00:01:33.980 I'll do my plugs in case something happens.

00:01:36.140 Comedy documentary about free speech and other one fun things.

00:01:42.060 Literally, literally, anytime we were joining, we were talking before the show,

00:01:46.680 and it was just like, I just join in, I just hear stuff like,

00:01:50.300 okay, but like the gas chambers, they weren't even real.

00:01:53.540 Alleged, alleged gas chambers.

00:01:55.520 Why would you use wooden doors?

00:01:56.940 It's always the best.

00:01:59.200 That's when you hop into the show, and it's the first thing you hear.

00:02:02.760 Random, thanks for being on with us, man.

00:02:04.860 Thank you guys for having me.

00:02:06.720 Yeah, Top Lopsa was the one that turned us on to Random.

00:02:10.260 So hopefully, Top was actually really upset because he really wanted to be on tonight with you,

00:02:14.660 but he has like fucking kids.

00:02:16.500 Yeah, that excuse is starting to wear out.

00:02:18.420 Like, I really, really wanted to be there.

00:02:19.980 It's like, yeah, we heard that the last 15 times.

00:02:22.480 I love that Reed is like, oh, you got kids is an excuse.

00:02:26.320 What the fuck is your excuse, Reed?

00:02:28.480 I wanted to jerk off before.

00:02:30.460 I'm sorry.

00:02:31.440 My excuse last week was I was hanging out with Tom Woods, so.

00:02:35.280 Oh.

00:02:36.020 So fuck all of you.

00:02:37.640 You look like his dad, dude.

00:02:39.360 Like you were.

00:02:40.900 Well, and you guys decided to replace me with a different fat, annoying, bald virgin.

00:02:46.080 So what was up with that?

00:02:47.780 Yeah, no, it's like we literally just went out and found the next one we could find that we wanted to be on.

00:02:52.700 Toto, are you saying that we will not replace you?

00:02:57.240 Anytime Toad or Cole is not here, though, it does go to shit for different reasons.

00:03:01.620 Toad's like does all the nerd shit.

00:03:03.220 And then Cole is weirdly like the social glue that holds us all together.

00:03:06.600 So, yeah.

00:03:08.020 He's going to be the one that dies.

00:03:09.620 That's usually how groups form.

00:03:11.280 Like the one who really kept everyone together gets killed or ODs or something.

00:03:15.780 Sorry, Cole.

00:03:16.480 It was nice knowing you.

00:03:17.740 The way he drinks, he will die.

00:03:19.940 Cole's going to believe them that he's just taking a shower.

00:03:22.360 It's like, don't do it, Cole.

00:03:23.320 That's what those swimming pools actually were.

00:03:27.500 They were filled with some of the gas.

00:03:29.160 That's how they lured them in, man.

00:03:31.360 Or just because Jews have bad digestional systems.

00:03:35.840 I bailed out on that joke halfway through.

00:03:38.480 I was saying the words, but I was like, fuck this.

00:03:40.880 The gas chamber is just a bunch of them farting on each other.

00:03:43.920 What I was saying is if they had – why did they have pools anyway?

00:03:46.600 I've never known a Jewish swimmer.

00:03:48.200 Have you known any Jewish person that actually goes to swim?

00:03:51.300 I guess when you're fighting a world war, you don't have all the backgammon in the world to give to the Jews of like – to have dominoes.

00:04:00.940 What's their little spin thing that they use?

00:04:03.560 Yeah.

00:04:04.040 Radle.

00:04:04.940 Radle, yeah.

00:04:06.720 They are the blacks of the Middle East.

00:04:08.560 Yeah.

00:04:08.920 Radle is the gold chains and shit.

00:04:11.820 That's right.

00:04:12.600 Hey, Anna, yes, Random is on Twitter.

00:04:14.700 We'll probably get the plugs, but Random, what is your Twitter real quick?

00:04:16.920 Mark Random or Mark Random X.

00:04:19.900 There you go.

00:04:20.800 He plugged it already and basically said that he was going to commit suicide live during the show.

00:04:25.680 No, I would commit homicide at anything.

00:04:28.480 And that's the thing is like –

00:04:30.540 I like how he said it, homocide.

00:04:32.160 That's the right way to say it.

00:04:33.300 Homocide is when you kill someone from fucking them in the ass.

00:04:37.620 Otherwise, the news wouldn't give a shit.

00:04:39.300 If I kill a bunch of white people, they're like, oh, whatever.

00:04:42.240 But if I make it a hate crime, then it gets more publicity.

00:04:44.920 No, but if you kill a bunch of white kids, then it gets really bad.

00:04:49.360 That's the one.

00:04:50.020 It wouldn't be me.

00:04:51.480 It would be the CIA operative that does it.

00:04:54.540 That looks exactly like you for some reason.

00:04:57.340 Exactly.

00:04:57.900 They use me as the poster.

00:04:59.600 They could be like, all right, just here's the poster.

00:05:01.460 And they make a deal with me where I go off in Hollywood and they rename me something.

00:05:06.540 I don't know.

00:05:07.460 That's been a Columbine conspiracy that that's the two kids who made – or the two guys who made South Park.

00:05:13.260 That's who those – and they do look like each other, so.

00:05:16.260 Oh, I didn't even know that.

00:05:17.060 That's actually –

00:05:17.660 We made it five minutes.

00:05:18.900 Yeah, Matt Sullivan, just like the Columbine kids.

00:05:22.680 For everyone watching, we made it five minutes before talking about the Holocaust, so.

00:05:26.960 I do want to say – I would give up.

00:05:29.240 That is something I would trade for is I would trade however many kids died, 30-whatever kids died, for South Park.

00:05:36.520 I feel like that's an equal trade, is it not?

00:05:38.440 Yeah.

00:05:38.980 20 years' worth of comedy.

00:05:40.640 Way, way, way.

00:05:41.220 What were those kids going to grow up to be anyway, right?

00:05:44.320 No, they're from Colorado.

00:05:45.300 Definitely not alive.

00:05:46.600 They're going to be fucking liberal Antifa pedophiles, so how do we know the Columbine killers didn't shoot Kyle Rittenhouse style,

00:05:53.720 shoot a bunch of pedophiles, and really made it save the world?

00:05:56.920 Well, how do we know that the kids that they shot weren't also going to become school shooters?

00:06:02.740 Yeah, preventing a massacre.

00:06:05.020 That's right.

00:06:05.780 The good guy with the gun theory just –

00:06:07.440 What if they were all baby Hitlers?

00:06:09.300 The neocon position on school shooting.

00:06:12.860 I like it.

00:06:15.880 We should just nuke every school.

00:06:17.800 We have to shoot them before they shoot us.

00:06:19.720 It makes perfect sense.

00:06:21.080 Just kill everybody so they can't kill anyone in the future.

00:06:24.040 You know how you get rid of crime?

00:06:26.280 Genocide.

00:06:27.840 Random, could you take a moment – I think you did a little bit –

00:06:30.520 and kind of maybe give our audience a little bit of a flavor of who you are,

00:06:34.340 because you do have kind of a name for yourself.

00:06:36.760 I feel like you're like almost if one of us.

00:06:39.040 It was always this figure that we are on this show, always,

00:06:43.320 but then we didn't have a group and we just were out alone in the world.

00:06:47.100 So, yeah, if you could take a moment –

00:06:48.500 because I had a couple of people in the chat asking who you were,

00:06:50.240 because I do think you're a pretty glorious figure when I dug into you.

00:06:54.020 It's kind of great.

00:06:54.920 Glorious figure.

00:06:55.100 Don't say nice things about me.

00:06:56.660 It'll fuck up my vibe.

00:06:57.700 I have to imagine everyone hates me.

00:06:59.560 Otherwise, I can't do a show properly.

00:07:01.720 No, but I was a weird guy who just traveled and lived on people's couches

00:07:08.000 and lived out of hotels and experienced the world.

00:07:10.880 Then I was a musician or performer on stage for 10 years,

00:07:14.400 and then I just failed miserably, tried to off myself 2017,

00:07:18.900 entered stand-up comedy, and then it kind of blew up into this huge misunderstanding

00:07:22.840 where I don't get along with them, they don't get along with me,

00:07:26.320 they don't like me, and it makes me angry only because I'm trying to better myself

00:07:29.980 other than having a room in fucking South Carolina and Pennsylvania

00:07:34.040 with like $4,000 and some guns.

00:07:36.900 I wanted this sort of – I could grow into something in society

00:07:40.120 and be a better person and contribute positivity to the world,

00:07:43.420 and it's not working out.

00:07:45.340 Who is them that you don't get along with?

00:07:47.980 New York City Comics, but that's literally –

00:07:50.600 Exactly.

00:07:52.080 New York City Comics is a very, very like –

00:07:57.200 But 86% of them are just –

00:08:00.820 One of them tweeted, I got a gun pulled on me by the police,

00:08:04.240 and everyone's like, oh my god, that's so horrible.

00:08:06.740 And it's like that shit happens on a regular basis,

00:08:10.040 I guess for people like me who have been unlucky in that situation.

00:08:13.880 But it just – their bitchness is what upsets me

00:08:16.520 and how much they cater to women and social justice and causes.

00:08:20.000 Because it's like no one's just trying to be funny anymore

00:08:22.820 or no one's honest anymore.

00:08:24.400 It's just like a social click.

00:08:26.460 So you're specifically talking about Legion of Skanks, right?

00:08:32.160 Only Dave Smith.

00:08:34.380 Dave Smith, I would say, is like a real guy.

00:08:37.720 There are some behind-the-scenes stories.

00:08:39.420 I've hung out with them a few times that I can't say,

00:08:42.520 but I so want to fucking say.

00:08:44.980 Like they're just in my head every time I see them.

00:08:47.220 It's one of these things of just like, dude,

00:08:50.940 something happened to someone in your life

00:08:53.660 and you didn't do anything about it.

00:08:56.200 Like why the fuck not?

00:08:57.640 Why not walk up and smack the person?

00:08:59.800 Come on, dude.

00:09:00.800 Give us a story.

00:09:01.620 I don't know what –

00:09:02.500 I don't know if you're just like doing deep psychoanalysis on Dave.

00:09:05.400 I don't know what this is.

00:09:07.440 Dave just has that air about him.

00:09:09.900 No, it's not even what –

00:09:10.720 Dave watched his first child die in front of him

00:09:13.860 from a New York City cop and then –

00:09:15.880 His second child did almost die.

00:09:18.860 Yeah, it was a homeless person calling on a car.

00:09:20.660 No, but what I'm saying is Dave Smith is now doing a politics thing

00:09:25.200 and he's trying to like really start something.

00:09:27.620 So I get he might not want to get into petty things.

00:09:30.720 So like I respect what he's doing.

00:09:33.140 He's successful and I'm still fucking going crazy.

00:09:36.540 We're all Dave lovers.

00:09:37.760 But what I was getting at though, which I guess you kind of alluded to,

00:09:39.900 you do have a tendency to get kicked out of clubs and then go on shows

00:09:44.880 which aren't quite our flavor of humor and you just completely commit to it

00:09:49.480 and don't give a fuck and they really aren't here for it.

00:09:52.100 I would suggest if you want to look into it, I think Top's into it.

00:09:55.160 There's a clip of you with Karen Feehan, which I thought was amazing.

00:09:58.480 The level of – I won't even say disrespect.

00:10:02.060 Just giving them the proper respect due to women from you is glorious.

00:10:07.440 I feel fucking horrible about that shit.

00:10:10.040 That was an accident.

00:10:11.460 I was promoting my documentary for months where it –

00:10:15.340 in the documentary Who Killed Comedy directed by Lizzie Durazzo,

00:10:18.600 it shows me getting kicked out of these clubs and it sucked so bad

00:10:21.700 because I literally didn't think that was going to happen.

00:10:24.260 Like a lot – the misperception is people think,

00:10:26.340 oh, you went into these comedy clubs saying you're going to be edgy

00:10:29.720 and get kicked out and you're all prideful, but it's the opposite.

00:10:32.920 I went into these clubs like, okay, you believe liberal shit?

00:10:35.840 That's cool.

00:10:36.560 We can still be friends and we can still get along and help each other

00:10:39.520 and then it just fucking backfired entirely.

00:10:42.380 Who would have thought they didn't like nigger jokes?

00:10:46.340 But it's like my spirit was always friendly and respectful to them

00:10:50.100 and they just have a level of dehumanization that if Putin dropped a bomb

00:10:55.600 and exterminated 86% of them, I would be having the Russian flag in my profile.

00:11:00.360 Dude, it was so funny you say that because I saw one of my favorite memes ever today.

00:11:05.340 Like I just saw – it was a new one that saw it.

00:11:07.180 It was like the listen chief meme.

00:11:10.240 You know which one I'm talking about is like the Muppet.

00:11:12.100 He's like, listen, chief.

00:11:12.980 And he's like, listen, Vlad, nuclear war is actually pretty awesome.

00:11:17.280 Can you please kick that shit off?

00:11:18.800 It's like I just – like now I just want to – anytime I see some stupid like just bullshit from the left

00:11:26.040 just to like post that up, just like let's just nuke this shit.

00:11:29.120 Yeah, why are we waiting for a meteor?

00:11:31.100 Like we can do a self-induced extinction.

00:11:32.720 The whole thing with the Legion of Skanks was like their fan base is based on like internet

00:11:40.080 and WWE gimmicks and very theatrical things.

00:11:44.780 So when I came on, I thought it was like real and we're all really genuine about fucked up things that happened.

00:11:51.700 And through the time, it seemed – I realized how much more of marketing ploys and theatrics went into it.

00:11:58.920 That's why they all saw me as a gimmick when I was the only one saying real things about my life

00:12:04.420 or real things about my medical conditions or real things about my relationships.

00:12:08.440 And they're all like, oh, my God, he's a gimmick.

00:12:10.380 He's just lying.

00:12:11.300 And it was such a mind fuck to me to be expressing these things that were going on in my life

00:12:17.060 so people could understand.

00:12:18.480 I was trying to establish a relationship with the audience.

00:12:20.940 And for them to think it was all fake, then 10,000 plus comments like, oh, just try hard.

00:12:26.360 He's fake, he's – it was just psychotic.

00:12:29.540 Like I couldn't understand the mindset.

00:12:31.420 Like if you guys told me any story like you were in a drive-by

00:12:35.000 or you had like a Brazilian prostitute orgy,

00:12:37.760 there would be nothing in me that wouldn't believe the story or however weird or crazy it was.

00:12:42.720 So to have that mentality towards someone is – like I can't fathom that.

00:12:47.220 That's all.

00:12:47.660 So you believe that hate speech to the bear was real?

00:12:50.140 I mean, I'm just saying like it's obvious that they do bits.

00:12:55.360 So – but I understand what you're saying.

00:12:56.920 You were being sincere and then they treated you like shit.

00:12:58.960 No, but like how much like when you meet these people – and I'm not saying the Legion of Skanks.

00:13:03.780 I'm talking about other New York City podcasts.

00:13:06.380 The Legion of Skanks are great.

00:13:07.880 But other ones, how much of it is like media training?

00:13:11.860 Do you know what media training is?

00:13:13.600 Yeah.

00:13:13.840 It's where they teach you how to just be a politician and then to portray like an edgy, degenerate drug addict

00:13:22.280 who doesn't give a fuck like – but it's actually very calculated.

00:13:26.520 It was just – it was such a mind fuck.

00:13:29.020 So maybe it's for the better that I got kicked out of that whole group.

00:13:32.020 Because if you're the most offensive podcast in the world and then Mark Random upsets you,

00:13:36.440 you fucking suck because I'm a pussy.

00:13:38.040 I'm a bitch.

00:13:38.860 I suck.

00:13:39.540 My comedy is soft.

00:13:40.760 So for me to be more offensive than that, it's just like you're a fucking bitch.

00:13:45.880 Well, I'm going to have to go watch that episode.

00:13:47.640 I only caught clips and the clips I saw were all pretty amiable and funny.

00:13:51.120 I watched the one with Karen Feehan and Lewis.

00:13:53.660 It seems Lewis has an affection for you, which I can totally get that with Lewis.

00:13:57.080 I know, but he has to appease the people that he has to appease.

00:14:00.720 I like him on a personal level, but on a business level, it is what it is.

00:14:05.720 Like I can't hate anyone for doing business in the way that it does.

00:14:09.160 But I don't know the clip you're talking about.

00:14:11.240 I think I feel bad for because I was promoting my documentary and then I had a really awful episode in January.

00:14:18.880 So it made me just hate the world and feel like I had no chance at anything.

00:14:23.880 So I just I think it was a piss poor performance.

00:14:27.280 Episode is in schizophrenia.

00:14:29.720 It was just schizophrenia.

00:14:31.880 Like I just started screaming at her about like, oh, you probably like a Tourette's episode.

00:14:36.900 I'm trying to understand it.

00:14:39.220 Well, it was a weird thing because I was when I was a teenager, I was kind of under investigation by certain three letter groups.

00:14:46.700 So what happened to Lewis's credit to Gas Digital's credit is they would put me on the network and then they would label me a mass murderer.

00:14:55.060 And I wasn't able to 100% said take it in stride because I was thinking of like, oh, my God, this is going to fuck up my career.

00:15:01.860 But more so I was thinking about the trauma of a teenager.

00:15:05.440 I got labeled a mass murderer.

00:15:07.860 What?

00:15:08.440 I'm sorry.

00:15:08.840 I missed a joke.

00:15:10.980 It says all the trauma of all the people you killed.

00:15:13.500 It's called survivor's guilt.

00:15:16.760 You kill people.

00:15:19.100 Then I ended up like in mental institutions and kicked out of my parents house and like fucking restraining orders against my town, all because I was making jokes and being a rapper.

00:15:30.200 And then they labeled me mass murderer.

00:15:31.920 So when I'm going into this comedy thing and I already have a weird thing to my name, then they start calling me mass murder.

00:15:38.520 I just started having panic episodes of like, oh, my God, I don't want to fucking end up in a mental institution or have the FBI come after me.

00:15:45.540 So random.

00:15:46.340 Were you were you on like watch list for being a school shooter?

00:15:49.140 Is that what?

00:15:49.740 Yeah.

00:15:50.280 And in the like 2000s, because you have to think that was post 9-11.

00:15:54.360 So they're really trying to crack down on that.

00:15:56.360 And since I was white, I couldn't get the Muslim sympathy or the black sympathy.

00:15:59.700 So, you know, this is the one time I can kind of sympathize with the feds.

00:16:06.300 You're like, you know, guys, you got one.

00:16:08.720 You know, you found all the major profile indicators.

00:16:12.960 It just, you know, if you actually did, they can literally just say again, like he was on our radar.

00:16:19.280 We knew about him.

00:16:21.180 We've interviewed him a few times.

00:16:22.980 It takes a guy being named mass murderer for them to.

00:16:25.900 Dude, what I want to know random is how often do you get weird DMs of like, hey, man, you know where I can find any bomb making materials?

00:16:34.560 And I'm like, geez, you wouldn't fucking say that.

00:16:37.440 You can put styrofoam and napalm, styrofoam and gas.

00:16:40.660 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:42.040 Do you know if it's I think it's federally illegal if you broadcast anything that says bomb making material.

00:16:47.940 So that's why I said something.

00:16:50.340 But I was like, thanks, Jose.

00:16:51.600 He just fucked all of us.

00:16:53.300 He just gave us the recipe from Dave.

00:16:55.420 He just goes, FBI, random.

00:16:58.800 Mark random, FBI.

00:16:59.780 You can't do what I was talking about with this firefighter so it doesn't, you know.

00:17:03.880 That was more of a chicken and egg thing.

00:17:06.140 Like when they first tried to label me Columbine murder, I, for whatever reason, thought Columbine was a Western of bad guys and stuff.

00:17:13.940 But then it's like you put that in my head for 10 years.

00:17:17.040 Oh, my God, I'm a Columbine murder.

00:17:18.460 Oh, my God.

00:17:18.980 And then it's like at a point of like, fuck it.

00:17:20.940 If that's what you think I am, then, you know.

00:17:23.460 I'm going to go kill people.

00:17:26.280 What was your diagnosis?

00:17:28.580 I want to ask you questions if you're public with it.

00:17:31.460 If you're not.

00:17:31.800 Yeah, no, I'm cool with it.

00:17:33.120 I just like I want to come off a lot cooler than I actually am.

00:17:36.280 Like it's not cool to have the issues that I have.

00:17:38.620 That's not true.

00:17:39.560 You know what's cool?

00:17:40.580 To just fucking embrace whatever your issues are.

00:17:43.220 If you're a woman.

00:17:44.360 Bipolar, PTSD and schizophrenia.

00:17:47.360 But they're not sure if I actually have schizophrenia or it's just the bipolar that trips into borderline psychotic episodes.

00:17:54.400 The only thing that everyone commends me for is I'm aware when I go into a psychotic episode.

00:17:59.980 Like I'll be like, hey, I know this isn't real, but I feel like you're just a puppet and this is a weird reality show.

00:18:05.340 So could you kind of help me?

00:18:06.420 Like I'm aware of it, whereas you see crazy people on the street.

00:18:09.660 They just think they're in some reality show or being set up.

00:18:12.160 I'm aware that it's a fucking schizophrenic episode.

00:18:15.280 That's interesting, man.

00:18:16.220 I love the thought that you're walking through like you're in a job and you finally go postal and you're walking through just blasting dudes with a shotgun.

00:18:24.580 Like I'm totally aware of what's happening right now.

00:18:26.420 You're like, this is really fucked up, but like I can't do anything else.

00:18:31.340 So you should run.

00:18:32.440 I want you guys to know that I understand this is morally wrong and I hold compassion for everyone that is going.

00:18:39.800 I just, there's this issue I can't control.

00:18:41.740 Maybe life is predetermined.

00:18:43.660 Maybe the Bible is predetermined.

00:18:44.200 I think I remember that scene from Boondock Saints.

00:18:47.360 Listen, guys, life is pain and I'm putting you out of your misery.

00:18:50.660 Hey, so really, we always, we always talk about the downsides of mental illness.

00:18:55.300 I want to know about some of the upsides.

00:18:57.320 You have like...

00:18:58.100 Chicks want to fuck you and no one believes that everyone thinks I'm an insult.

00:19:01.160 Oh, no.

00:19:01.720 Oh, I absolutely believe that.

00:19:03.060 Chicks always want to fuck you as they should.

00:19:04.420 Every chick looks at it like, like a fetish of like, I just wonder what it's like.

00:19:09.660 It's like a fucking weird, like the sign over my head is I'm a weird, crazy amusement park.

00:19:14.540 So every chick's like, I just wonder what it would be like.

00:19:17.240 I just want to ride the ride.

00:19:18.240 Yeah.

00:19:18.600 All the chicks are like, I bet this motherfucker will suck my toes.

00:19:23.800 They probably, you know, pee on you and I don't judge either.

00:19:28.600 I'm like, if a girl wants to have a vibrator in her ass or vagina and be fucked in the mouth,

00:19:33.620 I'm like, hey, you know, sometimes you got to do that.

00:19:38.400 That's what it is, is being in mental institutions and then growing up in very crazy environments

00:19:43.780 made me desensitized to just accept people's own neurotic, psychotic bullshit stuff.

00:19:50.660 You know what I mean?

00:19:51.520 Yeah.

00:19:51.700 You seem like you'd be a party to be honest.

00:19:53.300 Toe puts a dildo in his own ass and then a vibrator in his own mouth.

00:19:56.180 Well, you know what?

00:19:56.740 There you go.

00:19:57.340 Like, if that gives you pleasure, fucking go for it.

00:20:01.080 His dick still doesn't get hard, but he cums and he pees.

00:20:03.580 It's fucking crazy.

00:20:04.900 I think random just has autism spectrum.

00:20:07.660 I have a problem.

00:20:08.040 Because I'm hearing him talk and it's like, I can understand it, sort of.

00:20:11.840 Oh, I totally get it.

00:20:12.680 But it's like, you're going way further with it.

00:20:15.920 And so I'm like.

00:20:16.400 No, no.

00:20:16.800 I think it all makes sense though, because like chicks would like definitely want to fuck

00:20:21.120 him because like, it's a thrill if you don't know if you're going to die or not

00:20:24.520 and you're fucking a dude.

00:20:25.380 100%.

00:20:25.740 That's true.

00:20:26.840 That's, I mean, they're, I can't shout out.

00:20:28.740 And literally they don't know.

00:20:29.680 There is a female comic that unfortunately had to meet that end because they crossed a

00:20:33.980 certain boundary and then it was, you know.

00:20:36.180 Did you do something for a murder?

00:20:37.400 I'm sorry.

00:20:42.240 Am I going to read about Amy Schumer in the morning?

00:20:44.440 Amy killed Karen Feehan.

00:20:47.580 No, this is, this is what another reason I fucking hate New York City comics and they're

00:20:51.440 such bitches is because I have such a weird aura.

00:20:58.600 So I try to go above and beyond to make these women comfortable.

00:21:01.740 Like, I'm like, Hey, if you feel uncomfortable, it's something I'm saying on a podcast, please

00:21:06.300 just tell me and I'll like, stop doing it.

00:21:08.680 Like I try to go above and beyond to communicate because I don't want to mentally scar them.

00:21:12.920 And they're the ones that fucking report me.

00:21:14.720 They're the ones that say, Oh, random threatening.

00:21:17.060 Like they make up shit about me.

00:21:18.660 It's fucking sick.

00:21:19.880 I've never had such high school nonsense or middle school.

00:21:22.740 That's the problem though.

00:21:24.960 With, with, especially with women, if you're trying to go above and beyond, like, Hey, anything

00:21:28.760 that will make them uncomfortable because your first, your first mistake was actually trying

00:21:33.940 to have a conversation with any of these women.

00:21:35.580 I know that that's really what it is.

00:21:37.280 It's like speak.

00:21:38.360 Yeah.

00:21:38.880 But this is like the equivalent of the, uh, what is it?

00:21:41.480 Like the continuous consent thing where you have to keep asking the woman while you're

00:21:45.040 fucking her like every step of the way.

00:21:47.220 But if I'm the guy that comes there, then why add me to the list?

00:21:51.060 Cause there's a lot of male comics that allegedly, I mean, that just sexually assault chicks.

00:21:55.780 So it's like, if your whole base is maybe because I couldn't get them any spots, that's what

00:22:00.120 it was.

00:22:00.700 So they couldn't fucking be happy with the, any kind of sexual assault.

00:22:04.500 You couldn't take them to Jamaica after.

00:22:08.220 If you could have got me a little stage time, I wouldn't have mind the rape.

00:22:12.540 Exactly.

00:22:13.720 No, but it's like, there've been comics that I've females that I've apologized to.

00:22:17.760 And then they report me and it's weird.

00:22:20.120 Cause I'm like, I'm thinking like backwards.

00:22:21.820 Like if I tried to say a woman made me uncomfortable in a comedy club, no one would give a fuck.

00:22:27.880 And I hate to be like those MGTOW people, but it's true.

00:22:31.480 No, if I said, Hey, this woman, there was a chick who talked about raping me on stage.

00:22:36.000 And I was like, all right, that's her thing.

00:22:37.660 And then she goes, he just makes me threat.

00:22:39.900 And it's like, you fucking, I didn't know which word, whether it was bitch, kike, or cunt

00:22:44.460 to throw out there, all three of you at the same time.

00:22:48.120 You heard that rhythm though.

00:22:49.520 I would, you bit, like, it's just crazy behavior to me.

00:22:57.060 Whereas I know what's crazy.

00:22:58.660 And then it just, it, there's no winning with it.

00:23:01.540 That's what it is.

00:23:02.660 Have you ever, have you ever killed a goat just by staring at it?

00:23:06.580 No, but I have, I saw goat porn when I was 10.

00:23:10.340 Do you ever, do you ever watch commercials and feel as if you should go and like, commit

00:23:17.320 felony?

00:23:18.080 If you're asking an honest question, yes, I have seen like TV shows that I think are speaking

00:23:25.300 directly to me, but I have the, you are just being fucking crazy.

00:23:29.840 They show the time or effort into making an episode about you.

00:23:33.820 So stop, stop being fucking psychotic.

00:23:37.700 Here's the thing though.

00:23:38.620 You are a conspiracy guy.

00:23:39.740 So do you actually believe like, because I, I mean, I actually kind of believe it.

00:23:43.460 I never thought about it until now, but it does make sense that the, the, whatever three

00:23:47.920 letter agency would put, uh, like, or just in general to like, we're like, just in any

00:23:55.840 TV show and like, put it like just subconsciously.

00:23:58.680 It's quite obvious that you're a victim of MKUltra.

00:24:00.940 I mean, let's just be blunt.

00:24:02.040 I mean, that's the real shit.

00:24:04.700 There was a point.

00:24:06.020 Jesus Christ, David Brady said it.

00:24:07.460 No, but that was the thing.

00:24:11.080 There was a point in my life where I really believed that.

00:24:14.140 And then I hit out in a crack house in Jersey city for like three months because I literally

00:24:19.340 felt that way.

00:24:20.460 Now I'd be lucky to get the spot with how many comedy clubs banned me.

00:24:24.080 Like MKUltra fucking work with me.

00:24:26.800 You know what I mean?

00:24:27.340 I'm not trying to be like, no FBI.

00:24:30.720 If they want to have me as a fed and then just start killing other comics, Whitey Bulger

00:24:35.160 style, I'm in.

00:24:36.380 I'll snitch on fucking anyone.

00:24:38.300 Let me in to your organization.

00:24:41.060 I have a, I have a sneaking suspicion.

00:24:43.400 You were banned from comedy clubs for a good reason after that.

00:24:46.560 Cause that, that was a concerning thing to say that I'm willing to help out my federal

00:24:54.900 government and citizen.

00:24:57.160 I'm sorry.

00:24:58.120 Yes.

00:24:58.440 That does concern me.

00:24:59.840 All right.

00:25:00.320 Reed.

00:25:00.660 We, uh, one of you guys, we have something to, something you want to put on the screen,

00:25:03.580 right?

00:25:04.020 Reed was sharing something.

00:25:05.240 We got, uh, we have, I sent it to toad on Facebook.

00:25:08.140 Someone said it in the queue.

00:25:10.280 By the way, the Odyssey chat, uh, Odigity in the Odyssey's chat said, I sent Reed a video

00:25:15.120 to play on the show.

00:25:16.040 So, uh, thank you, Odigity.

00:25:17.260 It's over.

00:25:17.600 I do read the Odyssey chat for everybody in Odyssey.

00:25:20.240 I can play here if you want to.

00:25:21.920 Just give me a second.

00:25:23.940 And if you don't follow us on Odyssey, go follow us on Odyssey.

00:25:26.300 You can literally say whatever the fuck you want on the chat there.

00:25:29.200 I haven't watched this, so.

00:25:30.380 Do you want me to DM you the Dave Smith thing?

00:25:31.860 Cause you guys seem pretty proud to put, do you want me to DM you the Dave Smith thing?

00:25:35.800 What?

00:25:36.620 Sure.

00:25:36.840 Sure.

00:25:37.320 I mean, it's kind of, but what the fuck's going on here?

00:25:41.460 If it's a video of you two fucking don't send it to me.

00:25:43.700 No.

00:25:44.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:25:46.160 Send it to me.

00:25:47.420 I'll fly with that.

00:25:48.880 All right, Joe, I got this.

00:25:50.220 Whatever.

00:25:51.020 All right.

00:25:51.280 Who's the power hour?

00:25:52.540 Tower hour gang?

00:25:53.400 Cause that's what I'm putting up.

00:25:54.140 That's us.

00:25:54.580 Yeah.

00:25:54.700 Oh, Jesus.

00:25:56.060 All right.

00:25:56.360 Here we go.

00:25:57.040 No, no, please.

00:25:59.420 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:26:00.300 It's because I have a better version.

00:26:02.220 Fucking Pennsylvania.

00:26:04.940 Wait, you want me to wait?

00:26:06.500 No.

00:26:07.300 Yeah.

00:26:07.580 I have a better version of this song.

00:26:10.120 Okay.

00:26:10.800 Okay.

00:26:11.160 You know, fucking play it.

00:26:12.100 I don't give a shit.

00:26:13.040 All right.

00:26:13.300 We'll play it.

00:26:13.780 Where do you think that is?

00:26:16.740 Fucking Pennsylvania?

00:26:17.540 No, over there.

00:26:18.780 And even these death camps they had, though.

00:26:20.980 Oh, you're at Auschwitz?

00:26:21.980 Oh, is that Auschwitz?

00:26:22.980 Did you do a stand-up comedy show at Auschwitz?

00:26:24.780 Yeah.

00:26:25.860 Was it impromptu?

00:26:26.800 Listen, could you turn the music up anyway?

00:26:29.820 You gotta watch this whole video.

00:26:31.140 Did you officially become the first saddest thing at Auschwitz?

00:26:35.340 We can't help in the way him.

00:26:38.180 What would talk?

00:26:39.040 He's a prophet man.

00:26:40.300 His finger.

00:26:41.460 Jews on the world, and that's not fun.

00:26:43.760 If it takes absolutely one or not, that's all right.

00:26:47.400 Say you, hey.

00:26:48.620 We can't look the other way.

00:26:50.880 We can try to understand the Jewish plot effect on men.

00:26:55.180 Only on Gas Digital.

00:27:19.860 Only on Gas Digital.

00:27:21.120 It is catchy.

00:27:25.700 But Jews, we told them how they died.

00:27:27.740 They've been using us to make it.

00:27:29.860 I got the wings in the third prime.

00:27:31.420 I got the wings in the third prime.

00:27:31.960 I got the wings in the third prime.

00:27:33.300 I got the wings in the third prime.

00:27:34.120 I got the wings in the third prime.

00:27:35.120 I got the wings in the third prime.

00:27:37.120 Gas and Jews.

00:27:38.120 Now it's all right.

00:27:39.120 We have meat.

00:27:40.120 We can kill the Jewish state.

00:27:41.120 We can try to keep your plan.

00:27:43.120 The Jewish plot effect on men.

00:27:45.120 When you are going, we're glad that you're Muslim.

00:27:47.120 Gas and Jews.

00:27:48.120 Gas and Jews.

00:27:49.120 You're taking the Jewish condition.

00:27:51.120 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:27:53.120 Howling, howling, howling, howling.

00:27:55.120 Rain the jogging.

00:27:56.120 Rain the jogging.

00:27:57.120 Rain the jogging.

00:27:58.120 Howling, howling, howling, howling.

00:28:00.120 Rain the jogging.

00:28:01.120 That's the truth.

00:28:06.120 Is that Chrissy Mayer or the entertainer?

00:28:08.120 You got the crowd in the back there too.

00:28:10.120 Yeah.

00:28:11.120 You really got them.

00:28:12.120 You should do cruises.

00:28:13.120 Oh, that's Chrissy Mayer.

00:28:14.120 Yeah, it's Chrissy.

00:28:15.120 Yeah, you should do something for the rest of the day.

00:28:17.120 Yeah.

00:28:18.120 Rest of my life.

00:28:19.120 This may be the worst of all.

00:28:20.120 That's so funny.

00:28:25.120 All right.

00:28:26.120 No one can tell them.

00:28:27.120 No one can tell them.

00:28:29.120 No one can save them now.

00:28:32.120 No one can save them now.

00:28:33.120 Now, why'd you go to Auschwitz?

00:28:34.120 To shoot that video?

00:28:35.120 Jerk off.

00:28:37.120 What do you think that is?

00:28:38.120 Jesus.

00:28:39.120 Fucking Pennsylvania.

00:28:40.120 Hey, Random, do me a favor and I want to play as the outro.

00:28:44.120 You said you had a better version.

00:28:45.120 The audio was pretty trash than that.

00:28:46.120 No, it really was just, I don't know if you, I was rapping or singing over the song.

00:28:51.120 So I was trying to get clear because a lot of people said they couldn't hear the lyrics.

00:28:55.120 So when you were playing it, I was trying to sing clearly the, you know.

00:28:59.120 That did not help.

00:29:02.120 There was a little bit of delay.

00:29:03.120 So it was like a fucking hell.

00:29:04.120 So are you banned from returning to Auschwitz?

00:29:06.120 Can you not go back?

00:29:07.120 I don't know because anytime that video goes online, it gets pulled off immediately.

00:29:12.120 The intro I also say is I thought I was the Hebrew Messiah.

00:29:16.120 I thought I was meant to save Jewish people, which is again, I know it was a psychotic thought, but I really thought I was supposed to join forces.

00:29:25.120 Like Hitler was still alive and he was a secret Jew and I'm going to save the Jewish people.

00:29:33.120 Watching that was so embarrassing, except it's a good song.

00:29:36.120 Like I really did put it in front of White Apple movies.

00:29:39.120 I'm happy about that.

00:29:40.120 I do like to think that you like the melody there and the actual song.

00:29:44.120 You're like, it's a good song.

00:29:45.120 The lyrics are a little bit bad.

00:29:47.120 Unfortunately, the only part I could pick up was the hook.

00:29:50.120 And with the aesthetic behind it, it didn't really strike me in the way that I think you meant to.

00:29:57.120 Well, it meant to just be funny.

00:29:59.120 Oh, Tom had to come in.

00:30:03.120 You just missed random serenading the Holocaust.

00:30:06.120 I didn't.

00:30:07.120 I didn't miss it.

00:30:08.120 I didn't miss it.

00:30:09.120 My wife is like critically ill right now.

00:30:10.120 And I just, I just turned to her and I said, I'm going, I'm going on the show.

00:30:18.120 Priorities.

00:30:19.120 Yeah.

00:30:20.120 You sick.

00:30:21.120 Random.

00:30:22.120 Do you, do you crush on stage?

00:30:23.120 Or are you a bad comic?

00:30:24.120 I'm actually, I'm really good because it, my issue became people just saw me as this gimmick of craziness.

00:30:35.120 So I really tried to make it a point to just only be known for my standup comedy.

00:30:40.120 So I do pretty well because, and like, I always used to like to play up the, I'm a prodigy guy.

00:30:46.120 Like I've only been doing comedy for six months and I can make the crowds laugh, but it's actually all the experience as a road music performer that I understand how to like move with crowds energy and everything.

00:30:57.120 So I do decently, but it's like, I watered down my material.

00:31:01.120 Cause I just don't want any of the shit that's in the documentary directed by Liz Durazo, who killed comedy at markrandon.com.

00:31:08.120 I just don't want that shit.

00:31:09.120 So it's like, I find my material to be mediocre.

00:31:12.120 Like I just do jokes about relationships and mental illness and philosophy.

00:31:16.120 Like I don't go as hard as you know about anymore.

00:31:20.120 I think, I think that that, that makes sense actually.

00:31:23.120 Cause it's like having being on the spectrum, bipolar, schizophrenic.

00:31:28.120 Yeah.

00:31:29.120 It feels like you'd be extra sensitive to the crowd.

00:31:31.120 So I feel like that could be a benefit.

00:31:33.120 I'm trying to, I'm trying to see like any high end of the crowd and see like the head.

00:31:36.120 Yeah.

00:31:37.120 Like I, like people see a crowd of people and I just see orbs of energy and freedom.

00:31:41.120 I was about to say, I was like, do you see their aura instead?

00:31:43.120 Like when you like the thing you're looking at.

00:31:45.120 The reason, the reason I'm saying that is cause oftentimes, oftentimes people say that like, uh, like autists are the next evolution.

00:31:52.120 The next evolution of mankind.

00:31:53.120 I think that schizophrenics could also be, and people don't even talk about it.

00:31:56.120 I have a point to that on the first, or I think it's the second.

00:31:59.120 Of course you do.

00:32:00.120 I know.

00:32:01.120 I feel a psychotic need to get.

00:32:03.120 Does that mean toad is the missing link?

00:32:05.120 I feel like.

00:32:08.120 But on episode of my new docu series, it's a mental health, uh, dark nights with Lizzie Durazo, where we talk about things.

00:32:15.120 One episode I talked about all this, some schizophrenic episodes I have, but some of them I predicted accurately.

00:32:21.120 Like for whatever reason I can predict, uh, what the hell is that thing?

00:32:25.120 Roulette.

00:32:26.120 If you see me at a roulette wheel, I can walk up first time and say, Oh, it's going to be 14 red.

00:32:30.120 But if I bet on it, it'll go 28 black, but I can only do it once.

00:32:34.120 And I just, anytime I see a roulette wheel, I do it.

00:32:37.120 And I even started to take pictures of it cause no one believed me.

00:32:40.120 So I have a bunch of pictures in my phone of like 14 red.

00:32:44.120 Or it's brother.

00:32:45.120 A picture, a picture is not going to convince me that.

00:32:47.120 Yeah.

00:32:48.120 I completely believe this.

00:32:51.120 I believe this and only because Peyton Manning could do it.

00:32:58.120 And I think Peyton Manning was just as gifted as random is now.

00:33:01.120 That's not gifted.

00:33:02.120 That's just, it's psychotic because if I bet on it, then it goes to a different number.

00:33:06.120 So did the large, did the large Hadron Collider fuck any of this up for you when they turn that back on?

00:33:11.120 I like that joke.

00:33:14.120 I'm pissed that no one laughed at that, but I found that funny.

00:33:17.120 I thought he was being sincere.

00:33:20.120 No, I wasn't joking.

00:33:23.120 We all know, Top is very serious about the Hadron Collider.

00:33:27.120 Because it's real.

00:33:28.120 We could all be living inside it and then just, it's another Hadron Collider and then another one, then another one, and then another one.

00:33:34.120 And it just keeps going on.

00:33:35.120 They call it large for a reason.

00:33:37.120 Yeah.

00:33:38.120 No, but one of the things I had is what if schizophrenia gives you deep psychic abilities, but it's just nonsense.

00:33:44.120 Like you see some lady and you're like, that lady's going to drop her bag.

00:33:47.120 And then it happens, but it has no effect in the world.

00:33:50.120 And then no, it's just mine.

00:33:52.120 Dude, you need to, you need to fine tune that.

00:33:54.120 Yeah.

00:33:55.120 I mean, if you could even predict a bag dropping, you need to find a way to fucking monetize this.

00:34:00.120 Look, I'll manage you.

00:34:02.120 You just fucking fine tune that noggin.

00:34:04.120 You're right.

00:34:05.120 I need more videos of me going up to roulette tables, but I think the picture is not going to convince anybody.

00:34:12.120 You're absolutely right.

00:34:13.120 I got to start recording videos.

00:34:15.120 You're just taking a picture of a fucking number and saying, I predicted that.

00:34:18.120 That doesn't do me any good.

00:34:19.120 You're absolutely right.

00:34:20.120 I also love the thought of him taking a picture and the wheel is actually spinning.

00:34:25.120 So it just looks like a blur.

00:34:26.120 You nailed it.

00:34:28.120 The thing is, you're not allowed to have cameras in casinos.

00:34:32.120 But I went above that rule because I'm like, I would rather have knowledge that I can.

00:34:37.120 Because I've tried to psychically predict shit and I've been wrong.

00:34:40.120 So it's like, that's just one thing I know I can do.

00:34:43.120 Rules don't apply to school shooters, brother.

00:34:45.120 You can do whatever you want.

00:34:46.120 Dude, I'm telling you, the more I hear you talk, I think schizophrenia is just autism squared.

00:34:50.120 That's really all it is.

00:34:51.120 No, it's more of a 90s thing.

00:34:53.120 Like mental illnesses of the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

00:34:56.120 Autism and spectrum and being trans is more of a 2020 thing.

00:35:00.120 That's a great point.

00:35:01.120 Yeah, but autism is real though.

00:35:02.120 So it's a little bit different.

00:35:03.120 Dude, I'm still marveling at the fact that with his ouch.

00:35:07.120 Talk about it.

00:35:08.120 With his Auschwitz.

00:35:10.120 I got it.

00:35:11.120 He tied together dancing and Jews.

00:35:13.120 So that's all.

00:35:14.120 Why the walk of the train tracks?

00:35:16.120 Other than it was beautifully, you know, aesthetically pleasing.

00:35:19.120 But what was the message there?

00:35:21.120 I was on a European comedy tour and I did dates.

00:35:24.120 There's English speaking comedy, which I did better in Europe because it's like, I guess there's not the emotional barrier.

00:35:30.120 This was 2019 before the pandemic.

00:35:33.120 So it's like, like, I guess because in New York City, they're very emotionally attached to the issue.

00:35:38.120 So if I joked about feminism, I think there was more detachment in Europe so they could laugh more at it.

00:35:44.120 But I did clubs in Rome, in Paris, in some fucking other place.

00:35:50.120 What did you do?

00:35:51.120 Austria.

00:35:52.120 And then I did Poland.

00:35:54.120 And then the like Auschwitz, it was a last minute because I did a show.

00:35:57.120 It's on my YouTube.

00:35:58.120 Mark random.

00:35:59.120 I did it in Krakow.

00:36:00.120 And then it was last minute.

00:36:02.120 That's a good point.

00:36:03.120 You guys want to know a completely random fact about Auschwitz?

00:36:09.120 I'll tell you.

00:36:10.120 It's not real.

00:36:11.120 Yeah.

00:36:12.120 It's legit.

00:36:13.120 I used to be a track worker, but all of Germany's tracks are, I think they're like 59 inches.

00:36:19.120 And every other track worldwide is 56 and a half because Hitler was moving like really big shit and he was paranoid.

00:36:24.120 People were going to like hijack his tracks to move stuff.

00:36:27.120 So there you go.

00:36:28.120 There's a little knowledge for you.

00:36:29.120 You need to fit more Jews in every boxcar.

00:36:31.120 There are a handful of people on the planet that I would have been certain would have off themselves during the pandemic and lockdowns.

00:36:40.120 And you're at the top of that list, random.

00:36:41.120 How did you survive the lockdowns?

00:36:43.120 But this is the thing is, to me, this, like, I don't know if you're leading me into bits, but it's like I've walked around feeling like-

00:36:51.120 This is all a bit, dude.

00:36:52.120 Yeah.

00:36:53.120 Yeah.

00:36:54.120 I've walked around feeling like the earth was going to end and people were going to kill me and there's a virus and I'm paranoid and confused.

00:37:00.120 And in grocery stores all my life.

00:37:02.120 So it's like the world just caught up to me.

00:37:05.120 So you just felt normal for once.

00:37:07.120 Exactly.

00:37:08.120 I swear to God, that's how I felt because I see people in hazmat suits and like, oh, get away from me.

00:37:14.120 And everyone's terrified.

00:37:15.120 You're like, this guy gets it.

00:37:19.120 He understands.

00:37:20.120 That's what it is.

00:37:22.120 It's like, finally like six foot of social distancing was like, is like normal.

00:37:26.120 And you're like, this is my whole life.

00:37:28.120 I've been doing this for fucking 25 years, man.

00:37:30.120 Exactly.

00:37:31.120 In military six foot social distancing.

00:37:34.120 So we need to get to the slur tournament.

00:37:36.120 We have the slur tournament.

00:37:38.120 We did mention the trans.

00:37:39.120 He mentioned trans with the 96.

00:37:41.120 I really want to talk about this.

00:37:43.120 The shot teacher.

00:37:44.120 The shot teacher.

00:37:45.120 And we have the axe guy at McDonald's.

00:37:48.120 I'd also like to talk about the new King's dick fingers.

00:37:50.120 Those are fucking fascinating.

00:37:51.120 Oh, yeah.

00:37:52.120 Let me tell you guys.

00:37:53.120 His hands are bananas.

00:37:55.120 I used to know a kid that had like sausage fingers like that.

00:37:59.120 I don't know what it's called.

00:38:00.120 But he swore to God that he played the violin.

00:38:02.120 And I'm like, no.

00:38:03.120 No way.

00:38:04.120 He's just mashing all five of the chords.

00:38:09.120 He might play upright bass.

00:38:11.120 I would think he could do it.

00:38:13.120 Only because that it seems like something that he would have to overcompensate for.

00:38:17.120 Kind of like Bruce Jenner becoming an Olympian because he was a chick or whatever.

00:38:21.120 So this sausage fingers midget dude is like just becomes the best violinist.

00:38:26.120 Like he probably had some prosthetic hand with real fingers like normal human beings.

00:38:30.120 Unlike God's deformed creatures.

00:38:33.120 By the way, I feel like Bruce Jenner or Caitlyn Jenner or whatever could still go into women's Olympics right now and clean up, right?

00:38:41.120 That would be fucking hilarious.

00:38:43.120 Yeah, would it be like he'd be like I'm coming back and I'm gonna be a woman this time.

00:38:47.120 And just fucking clean up.

00:38:49.120 An old man would still destroy all the women, yeah.

00:38:53.120 65 year old bad bitch.

00:38:55.120 Correct yourself.

00:38:56.120 I have an honest question.

00:38:57.120 How does this not get pulled off YouTube?

00:38:59.120 Oh, it will.

00:39:01.120 It will.

00:39:02.120 Under like 300 subs.

00:39:04.120 This is our second channel.

00:39:06.120 This is our second YouTube.

00:39:07.120 We got the first one nuked because we were monetized and then we did a genocide.

00:39:10.120 Most of us have like decent or some of us have like decent sized YouTube channels elsewhere.

00:39:15.120 So we just save all our restricted thoughts for this show.

00:39:19.120 And then just.

00:39:20.120 And also, by the way, if you want to check it out, odyssey.com has absolutely great.

00:39:25.120 Yeah.

00:39:26.120 Take it down.

00:39:27.120 Can I tell a quick story?

00:39:29.120 Whatever that one was.

00:39:30.120 Yeah.

00:39:31.120 Or no.

00:39:32.120 Can I tell a quick story?

00:39:33.120 Go ahead.

00:39:34.120 All right.

00:39:35.120 So I was moving today, right?

00:39:36.120 And I almost got arrested today.

00:39:37.120 So fun stuff.

00:39:40.120 So I'm moving from this building to a building right over there.

00:39:44.120 A couple hundred yards.

00:39:45.120 Can you actually see it?

00:39:46.120 I was going to say your new building looks exactly like your old one.

00:39:48.120 But yeah.

00:39:49.120 No, no, no.

00:39:50.120 I'm still in the old one.

00:39:51.120 So a couple hundred yards away, right?

00:39:53.120 So.

00:39:54.120 And they beat you.

00:39:55.120 Clint's life matters, guys.

00:39:56.120 That's right.

00:39:57.120 Thank you.

00:39:58.120 No one else feels that way, but I'm glad you do random.

00:40:02.120 So they have a luggage dolly in the complex, right?

00:40:07.120 So I ask for it.

00:40:08.120 If you die of a fentanyl overdose, Clint, I'll march for you.

00:40:11.120 No, no.

00:40:12.120 Seriously.

00:40:13.120 Like if I die, it's because the HOA here killed me.

00:40:16.120 Okay.

00:40:17.120 So I ask if I can take it and just move over to the other unit because it's so dumb, right?

00:40:23.120 For me to put all my shit on a dolly, put it into a vehicle, drive a hundred yards, put it onto a dolly and then take it up.

00:40:29.120 It's totally stupid.

00:40:31.120 They refuse.

00:40:32.120 They just flatly say, no, you can't do that.

00:40:34.120 And I was like, look, I'll pay whatever this dolly costs.

00:40:37.120 If you think I'll damage it, whatever your reasoning is, I'll cover the cost.

00:40:41.120 Cause I'm not, I'm not going to put it into a vehicle to drive a hundred yards.

00:40:44.120 It's just insane.

00:40:45.120 Now I ask you a question.

00:40:46.120 Do you think you did something previously where a cop would have it out for you, but couldn't get you on a previous charge?

00:40:53.120 So they just fucked with you for this one.

00:40:55.120 That's a very schizophrenic thought random.

00:40:57.120 No, the cops had no, no issues with me whatsoever.

00:41:02.120 It was strictly the HOA manager who called the cops on me.

00:41:04.120 Everything's a conspiracy.

00:41:06.120 So, so I get, I get the dolly.

00:41:08.120 I load it up.

00:41:09.120 I do two trips.

00:41:10.120 It's only going to take me four, maybe five max.

00:41:12.120 After they told you, no, you did it.

00:41:14.120 Yeah.

00:41:15.120 Yeah.

00:41:17.120 So this is, it gets there.

00:41:20.120 So it's called a story toad because I load it up.

00:41:24.120 I run through the humid ass, you know, Florida heat.

00:41:28.120 I get there, put the thing in the, in the, do another trip.

00:41:31.120 Second trip.

00:41:32.120 Come back.

00:41:33.120 I'm going up the elevator to do my third.

00:41:35.120 And one of the little fucking lackeys for the HOA runs up to me and he goes, Hey man, they told you, you can't do that.

00:41:40.120 And I said, look, I'm moving a hundred yards away.

00:41:43.120 This is the dumbest rule in the world.

00:41:46.120 And as a free human being, I cannot abide.

00:41:49.120 I cannot abide as a libertarian, as a libertarian, I cannot abide this.

00:41:56.120 He goes, they already, they already specifically told you that you can't.

00:42:02.120 And I'm told that you have to stop using the dolly entirely now.

00:42:06.120 So now they're saying I'm not even allowed to use the dolly to bring it to a vehicle.

00:42:09.120 They're saying they're going to take the dolly away.

00:42:11.120 And I say, you know what?

00:42:12.120 Call the cops.

00:42:13.120 Cause I'm not giving it to you.

00:42:15.120 I get in the elevator.

00:42:16.120 I get in the elevator.

00:42:17.120 I go upstairs.

00:42:18.120 I load the dolly up.

00:42:19.120 Uh, and then, uh, I, but I'm thinking about it.

00:42:22.120 Cause I'm like, look, I don't, I don't really want to get arrested.

00:42:24.120 So I go, I grab, I grab an SUV.

00:42:27.120 I bring it around front.

00:42:28.120 And while I'm bringing the SUV around front, they send up security.

00:42:31.120 They have keys to my unit.

00:42:32.120 They break into my unit.

00:42:33.120 They take everything off of the dolly, fully loaded dolly.

00:42:36.120 Mind you, take it all off.

00:42:37.120 And then they fucking jack the dolly.

00:42:39.120 They killed.

00:42:40.120 They kill my key fob.

00:42:41.120 So I can't get back up the elevator.

00:42:42.120 They basically killed Ashton.

00:42:44.120 Yeah.

00:42:45.120 I walk in.

00:42:46.120 Ashton's hanging from the chandelier.

00:42:48.120 It's insane.

00:42:49.120 I can't believe what they've done to me.

00:42:52.120 When you guys move, she's actually going to jump there.

00:42:54.120 I mean, everyone knows for, for cops, standard procedures to shoot the bitch first.

00:43:00.120 It was weird that she was hanging.

00:43:02.120 I don't understand.

00:43:03.120 You know, I don't know.

00:43:06.120 Random.

00:43:07.120 Random.

00:43:08.120 I like Ashton.

00:43:09.120 Real quick.

00:43:10.120 I want to say I like you, Ashton.

00:43:11.120 Don't get upset.

00:43:12.120 It was a joke.

00:43:13.120 It was a play on words, dog.

00:43:14.120 Come on.

00:43:15.120 Hopefully she won't watch.

00:43:16.120 If Clint was rapping.

00:43:17.120 She's opening the window right now.

00:43:19.120 That's true.

00:43:20.120 That's true.

00:43:21.120 So, so anyways, I assume that the cops are going to like actually come.

00:43:25.120 They didn't.

00:43:26.120 But I go to the front and I'm like, look, you guys are making me abide by this dumb fucking

00:43:30.120 rule.

00:43:31.120 I brought the SUV and she goes, you know what?

00:43:33.120 Fine.

00:43:34.120 You can't check on your key fob, but you still can't use the dolly.

00:43:37.120 So now I have to fucking take one item at a time to load the SUV.

00:43:41.120 And I, and keep mind you, I'm, I'm literally walking out.

00:43:45.120 I have a fucking AR.

00:43:46.120 I have a bulletproof vest.

00:43:48.120 I'm walking.

00:43:49.120 The first, the first thing I take to leave, I grab my AR and I grab my bulletproof vest

00:43:54.120 and that's the first thing I take.

00:43:56.120 And then, cause I was just like, just letting you know, motherfucker.

00:43:59.120 What's crazy is that they, they, so they turned off your key fob.

00:44:03.120 You couldn't get into your apartment.

00:44:04.120 Correct.

00:44:05.120 That's so crazy.

00:44:06.120 It's like, I love the thought.

00:44:07.120 She's like, I'll turn back on your keys.

00:44:09.120 Like, yeah, you are.

00:44:10.120 Cause my shit's in there.

00:44:11.120 You're not just going to be like, well, I was like, and you can't get it no more.

00:44:14.120 But I was like, look, if you're going to try and steal all of my, the remainder

00:44:17.120 of my possessions that are left in that unit, I'm going to go Mark random on your ass.

00:44:21.120 Like this is not going.

00:44:22.120 I saw David said, buy your own dolly as a power move.

00:44:26.120 That would have been the best thing to do is be like, hold on.

00:44:28.120 I'll be back.

00:44:29.120 Go to whatever dolly store there is by the same exact dolly.

00:44:33.120 And then just, and then, and then when I'm done, I just fucking leave it in the lobby

00:44:36.120 and go there, replace your other one.

00:44:39.120 You fucking bitches.

00:44:40.120 I was so mad.

00:44:41.120 I'm not even shitting you.

00:44:42.120 When I got back and Ashton calls me and she says, they just broke in.

00:44:45.120 They just emptied the dolly and took it out.

00:44:47.120 I literally thought I was going to fucking like, are we sure that Ashton didn't do this

00:44:52.120 herself though?

00:44:53.120 Yeah.

00:44:54.120 I'm a hundred percent confident.

00:44:55.120 Cause when I went down and I talked to the HOA manager and the assistant HOA manager,

00:44:59.120 they were the biggest bitches I've ever encountered in my entire life.

00:45:02.120 Just power tripping lunatics.

00:45:04.120 And this once again, like, I know, I know we always go like, Oh, we don't like the government.

00:45:08.120 I don't like any government.

00:45:09.120 I don't like private government.

00:45:11.120 I don't like government period.

00:45:12.120 I'm like, I am such an extreme anarchist at this point.

00:45:15.120 I can't even hear rules.

00:45:17.120 I'm like, Oh, you have rules that are arbitrary.

00:45:19.120 Like then I'm not going to abide.

00:45:21.120 It can't be a hoppy in anymore.

00:45:23.120 He's done with it.

00:45:24.120 People just aren't cool about what you're trying to.

00:45:26.120 It's like, this affects no one negatively for you to do this.

00:45:29.120 So it's like, that was my whole point.

00:45:31.120 Cause you can, that's the, yeah, that, that would.

00:45:34.120 And I'm not even exaggerating.

00:45:36.120 This dolly is fucking 25 years old.

00:45:38.120 It is raggedy as fuck.

00:45:39.120 It's gotta be worth maybe $10.

00:45:42.120 It's gotta be worth maybe $10.

00:45:44.120 And I'm like, I'm like, look, I'll fucking give you guys whatever it costs to buy a new dolly.

00:45:49.120 How about that?

00:45:50.120 And they're like, no, real quick.

00:45:53.120 Was that an awful attempt at a raggedy Ann joke?

00:45:56.120 No.

00:45:57.120 Okay.

00:45:58.120 You're talking about having a 25 year old dolly that's fully loaded and that you have to empty from time to time.

00:46:04.120 I got one of those too.

00:46:05.120 Okay.

00:46:06.120 You're sure they don't know you from somewhere else.

00:46:09.120 Cause it's like, to me, that seems like the ultimate, like you're this guy who you hate when people fuck with your system.

00:46:16.120 And then it just happens to me.

00:46:18.120 I would feel like they had to have seen like something on bitch shoot or someone reported you in the building.

00:46:23.120 Random.

00:46:24.120 Again, that's another schizophrenic thought, brother.

00:46:27.120 Cause they might be like, Oh, this fucking all white supremacist lives in this building.

00:46:33.120 They probably did.

00:46:35.120 I mean, I am, I am wearing a Liberty lockdown shirt and I'm carrying an AR and a bulletproof vest.

00:46:39.120 I'm sure that's what the FBI is.

00:46:42.120 They just mildly inconvenience people like you.

00:46:45.120 Like.

00:46:46.120 Take the dolly.

00:46:49.120 Take away the dolly.

00:46:50.120 Make sure you don't get the last bagel.

00:46:52.120 Random.

00:46:53.120 That's actually a great point.

00:46:54.120 They could have, the FBI may have paid off my HOA managers to try and trigger me into a mass shooting.

00:46:59.120 I love the thought.

00:47:00.120 Pretty elaborate plan.

00:47:01.120 He's, he's, he's out of his, uh, apartment.

00:47:04.120 Swarm.

00:47:05.120 Swarm.

00:47:06.120 Empty the dolly.

00:47:07.120 Empty the dolly.

00:47:08.120 It will absolutely.

00:47:09.120 He will lose his fucking mind.

00:47:10.120 Like you don't get the last bagel at a store.

00:47:13.120 Cause they throw it out.

00:47:14.120 Cause they know you're a, one of these political.

00:47:16.120 This is the most Jewish thing I've ever heard.

00:47:20.120 I refuse to embrace this worldview random because it'll make me so paranoid.

00:47:23.120 I'll actually end up losing my mind.

00:47:26.120 Random as a result of what happens when you learn too much.

00:47:29.120 Like I guarantee you, you've gone down so many wormholes of conspiracies and legit ones.

00:47:33.120 Cause once you realize what they're capable of, you're like, you know, it's not that crazy to think there's some dude just fucking with me all the time for no goddamn fucking reason.

00:47:42.120 Cause you think like it's some, it's some person who gets a vaccine and flies a pride flag.

00:47:47.120 Like, are they getting fucked with and left by the system?

00:47:50.120 Probably not.

00:47:51.120 You know?

00:47:52.120 So it's like they get resistance to your resistance.

00:47:55.120 That's right.

00:47:56.120 I'm sorry.

00:47:57.120 I'm sorry for that.

00:47:58.120 That story.

00:47:59.120 I just needed to vent.

00:48:00.120 If it wasn't funny.

00:48:01.120 If we are in a simulation though, anybody that accepts the, like, if you don't accept the system,

00:48:09.120 you're literally like a rogue program inside a simulation and therefore it will fuck with you.

00:48:15.120 Exactly.

00:48:16.120 Like the monitors.

00:48:17.120 Like the main.

00:48:18.120 Yeah.

00:48:19.120 Everybody that does accept the system, that's all the vaccine and fucking tranny bullshit.

00:48:23.120 The theory of like, behind like schizophrenia is within the, uh, the simulation theory is that, you know, the people with schizophrenia are like the woke people.

00:48:33.120 Because I'm telling you, I think, I think they know what's up.

00:48:36.120 They're the next evolution, brother.

00:48:38.120 Wait, real quick.

00:48:39.120 Can we, can we get to the, uh, big TV?

00:48:40.120 Wait, one more question.

00:48:41.120 You made three trips, because I'm just trying to break down the veracity of your story.

00:48:45.120 Three trips with a dolly.

00:48:46.120 Two.

00:48:47.120 How much stuff do you own?

00:48:48.120 On the third, on the third.

00:48:49.120 You own two dollies worth of shit?

00:48:51.120 Well, keep in mind, it's a luggage dolly.

00:48:54.120 It's like a, like a flatbed.

00:48:56.120 Yeah.

00:48:57.120 So it's, it's pretty, it's pretty big.

00:48:58.120 It's not like a fucking millionaire that could put all his shit in.

00:49:01.120 Where are you?

00:49:02.120 Well, no, but you gotta, you gotta remember too, my, my units, both my units, the one I'm in

00:49:06.120 and the one I'm moving to are furnished.

00:49:07.120 So I'm literally just taking my clothes and food.

00:49:09.120 That's like it.

00:49:10.120 Oh.

00:49:11.120 And my computer.

00:49:12.120 Where does this take place?

00:49:13.120 Miami.

00:49:14.120 Oh.

00:49:15.120 What about the FBI's?

00:49:17.120 FBI headquarters, you mean?

00:49:19.120 Yeah.

00:49:20.120 That's true.

00:49:21.120 That's true.

00:49:22.120 You know where the real FBI is.

00:49:24.120 It is.

00:49:25.120 That's a good one, Todd.

00:49:26.120 Todd, you are such a conspiracy theorist.

00:49:28.120 You questioned the veracity of my story.

00:49:30.120 Right.

00:49:31.120 Like I'm like, I'm just going to make up this boring ass story.

00:49:33.120 Something doesn't hold up here.

00:49:34.120 He might not have been moving at all.

00:49:36.120 When Clint was telling that story, we lost 10 viewers.

00:49:39.120 Miami, Miami is full of Jews and you definitely like, if I didn't know you, I would think you

00:49:46.120 were one of my people that when shit goes down would be cool.

00:49:50.120 So like, I could see a lot of Jews being like this fucking guy in my building.

00:49:56.120 Like.

00:49:57.120 I just imagine random doing like a mass shooting and looking over at Clint and just wanking

00:50:01.120 at him.

00:50:04.120 I'd just be like, I get it.

00:50:07.120 A little like, you know, this is real man.

00:50:10.120 Random knows Clint's trigger word.

00:50:13.120 Yeah.

00:50:14.120 My trigger word is no, apparently.

00:50:16.120 Cause when that said no to me, I was like, I, it was the first time in my life.

00:50:19.120 I really understood like the whole trans thing.

00:50:21.120 I was like, I want to chop my dick off right now.

00:50:23.120 Cause it would be less.

00:50:24.120 Not where I thought you were going.

00:50:25.120 I thought you were going to say that's when I first understood Muhammad Atta and like

00:50:28.120 what he really was getting at.

00:50:30.120 I went to different comedic games.

00:50:32.120 You definitely should have sent Ashton down to talk to them.

00:50:35.120 I mean, she definitely probably, I mean, any, a woman's going to get what she wants from

00:50:39.120 these fucking, like, no, wasn't a dude that you were talking to a woman.

00:50:42.120 No, two, two women.

00:50:44.120 Oh, okay.

00:50:45.120 Sorry.

00:50:46.120 Yeah.

00:50:47.120 Ashton wouldn't have helped at all.

00:50:48.120 Yeah.

00:50:49.120 You're fucked.

00:50:50.120 The only, the only workaround I had was to get the SUV in the morning and literally

00:50:54.120 do the dumbest fucking thing imaginable.

00:50:56.120 So what I did is I knew that they'd fuck with me eventually.

00:50:59.120 So the first two loads I took was the most awkward, heavy shit I could possibly find.

00:51:03.120 I filled up that dolly.

00:51:05.120 I ran that bitch over.

00:51:06.120 Then by the end when they, they said, Oh, you can't even use the dolly anymore.

00:51:09.120 Cause we're fucking power tripping bitches.

00:51:11.120 I was like, okay, now all I got is like basically filled up luggage.

00:51:15.120 You fucking stupid bitches.

00:51:16.120 I got fucking roller bags.

00:51:17.120 What are you going to do now?

00:51:18.120 So I just walked out with my roller bags.

00:51:19.120 I'm like, I like how Clint was like, when a woman says no to me, that really triggers.

00:51:26.120 I don't know what it is about Clint's story, but it reminds me about every time my wife

00:51:31.120 tells me about complaints with so-and-so at her work.

00:51:33.120 I'm just like, okay, cool.

00:51:35.120 Yeah.

00:51:36.120 It is a work story.

00:51:37.120 I'm just telling you, it was as close to a mass shooting as I've ever like.

00:51:40.120 No, but I see Clint sees the bigger picture.

00:51:43.120 Cause he's like, if people could be so petty and manipulative to fuck with you like this,

00:51:47.120 then they could do it on medium scales, then larger scales.

00:51:50.120 So why not?

00:51:51.120 He's seeing the macro cosmic of what the small little and what it could grow into.

00:51:56.120 It really is.

00:51:57.120 When you think about it that way in the macro is like, why would they make a vaccine that

00:52:01.120 they know kills people and then force everyone to get it?

00:52:03.120 Is it just because they can maybe a hundred percent, dude, I'm telling you like when you

00:52:07.120 deal with H way.

00:52:08.120 And by the way, the H way people over at my new unit, just as bad.

00:52:11.120 I had a fucking full hour long sit down interview where they got to decide if I got to live

00:52:16.120 there and they read almost verbatim.

00:52:18.120 The entire rule book.

00:52:19.120 Sorry, Clint.

00:52:20.120 Why would you do this again?

00:52:21.120 You guys see how I live?

00:52:23.120 It's for my brother, dude.

00:52:24.120 No, dude.

00:52:25.120 You got to get the fuck out of it.

00:52:26.120 That's communism.

00:52:27.120 I know.

00:52:28.120 I'm out of here.

00:52:31.120 I'm out of here as soon as these fucking houses sell.

00:52:33.120 They're fucking framed up.

00:52:35.120 Me and Top both have perfect sets for your live studio.

00:52:38.120 One of the two.

00:52:39.120 Move next to near one of us and fucking it's game time.

00:52:42.120 Get fucking some home in the country.

00:52:44.120 Same goes for you, Toad.

00:52:45.120 Time to move out of the city.

00:52:46.120 Stop being gay.

00:52:47.120 Move to New Hampshire.

00:52:49.120 2023.

00:52:50.120 I'm out of here.

00:52:51.120 And I'm talking like early to mid for a hundred percent.

00:52:53.120 I don't know if you know this, but what happens is when you see a woman, like you're saying

00:52:57.120 power tripping, but she's emotional about it.

00:53:00.120 The way to kind of console that is you have to appease to her emotions.

00:53:04.120 Like you can't get mad because all they see is their fucking angry dad.

00:53:08.120 And then they want to throw that power that they could.

00:53:10.120 So if you're right, my mom's really sick and I need to do this for her.

00:53:14.120 Like I really care about my mom or my dog.

00:53:17.120 Brandon, you're a hundred percent right.

00:53:20.120 You're a hundred percent right.

00:53:21.120 But let me just tell you, I wasn't in the mood to appease.

00:53:24.120 I get it.

00:53:25.120 Yeah, I get it.

00:53:26.120 I wasn't going to do it.

00:53:27.120 And I understand.

00:53:28.120 I understand your point.

00:53:29.120 I could have handled it better.

00:53:30.120 A hundred percent.

00:53:31.120 You know what?

00:53:32.120 I wanted to make their day.

00:53:33.120 No, I'm not saying you're, you suck.

00:53:35.120 I'm saying they're bitches.

00:53:36.120 And you have to hold on to a little.

00:53:38.120 The best move with women is to ignore them and do whatever you're going to do anyways.

00:53:41.120 Yeah.

00:53:42.120 I also, I called them Timpock dictators.

00:53:45.120 I called them tyrants.

00:53:46.120 I called them fucking like Stalin Nazis.

00:53:49.120 I just, I just kept hitting every single tyrant.

00:53:52.120 I want to make, I want to kind of want to look up this and see if I can find any posts

00:53:55.120 on Twitter or Reddit about this, because I feel like this would definitely be on there in some

00:54:00.120 weird.

00:54:01.120 Like, all right, guys, we're almost at an hour.

00:54:03.120 We need to do the fucking.

00:54:05.120 Yeah.

00:54:06.120 We actually have one more week in this fucking, in September.

00:54:09.120 So we don't need to do the tournament anymore.

00:54:11.120 It's stupid.

00:54:12.120 I love it.

00:54:13.120 Five minutes on the big tiddy.

00:54:15.120 Because you guys are very promoting your libertarian.

00:54:18.120 If you had recorded that incident.

00:54:19.120 I should have.

00:54:20.120 I should have.

00:54:21.120 But you know what?

00:54:22.120 I didn't want to.

00:54:23.120 Why are we doing the tiddy?

00:54:24.120 Don't film my own felony.

00:54:25.120 Because this is fucking bullshit.

00:54:26.120 Why are we doing the tiddy?

00:54:28.120 Okay.

00:54:29.120 One of the funniest things I've seen all year.

00:54:30.120 Is this.

00:54:31.120 I mean.

00:54:32.120 I got the video.

00:54:33.120 It's, it's ma'am.

00:54:34.120 It's been playing on repeat in my brain for about a year.

00:54:39.120 I really, every time I saw this.

00:54:42.120 Are those like prosthetic or are they like strapped on?

00:54:46.120 I don't know, but I want to find out.

00:54:48.120 Like are those actually under his skin or is it like something he straps on?

00:54:53.120 Another prosthetic.

00:54:54.120 When I first saw this, I legit thought because I saw like the blade.

00:54:58.120 I thought he was going to cut right into the tiddy.

00:55:00.120 That's what my first thought was.

00:55:01.120 It's like immediately just go.

00:55:02.120 I thought it was a bit.

00:55:03.120 I thought it was a comedic bit when I first saw it.

00:55:05.120 I mean, I was like, wait, this is a school teacher doing this?

00:55:07.120 Is that a guy going to a woman?

00:55:09.120 Yes.

00:55:10.120 Is that what that video is?

00:55:11.120 Yes.

00:55:12.120 Yeah.

00:55:13.120 It's a shop teacher.

00:55:14.120 This is also this person.

00:55:15.120 Those are totally just some weird.

00:55:17.120 Look at that nipple.

00:55:18.120 Who did it better?

00:55:20.120 This, this lady or man or Ghislaine Maxwell?

00:55:23.120 Or Ghislaine.

00:55:24.120 Ghislaine can fucking get it, dog.

00:55:26.120 Yo.

00:55:27.120 And not only can she get it, but she can keep secrets.

00:55:31.120 That bitch can now shut the whole way through.

00:55:34.120 I mean, if you look at it from a certain perspective, she's the ideal woman.

00:55:39.120 Exactly.

00:55:40.120 She's not unjudgmental because she married a dude who like fucked 14 year olds and she was still cool with him.

00:55:46.120 Like, oh, you're mad.

00:55:47.120 That's loyalty right there.

00:55:48.120 That's true love.

00:55:49.120 Like you're mad.

00:55:50.120 I do coke with a homie.

00:55:51.120 Sometimes you literally run a child prostitution ring.

00:55:54.120 Dude, I refuse to call this person a she for one thing, but he also looks like Rachel Levine.

00:56:03.120 You know?

00:56:04.120 Bro, he looks like you.

00:56:06.120 Okay?

00:56:07.120 It looks like...

00:56:09.120 You put a wig on, Toad, and a mask.

00:56:12.120 They look in the same classes.

00:56:14.120 Dude, I have the best idea.

00:56:16.120 I'm gonna be this bitch for Halloween.

00:56:18.120 Yes, just some giant, enormous prosthetic tits.

00:56:22.120 I'll get two yoga balls.

00:56:25.120 All right.

00:56:26.120 Could you please take it off the screen?

00:56:27.120 My dick can't get any harder.

00:56:29.120 Also, I can say, this is Jose's final boss as well.

00:56:33.120 Jose loves a thick chick.

00:56:35.120 All right, that's five minutes.

00:56:36.120 Onto the slurp.

00:56:38.120 This is Jose's final boss.

00:56:41.120 I don't understand about this.

00:56:44.120 Bring the slurs up, Toad.

00:56:45.120 If this person is now trying to be a woman, why still teach shop?

00:56:50.120 Like, why not go into home ed or cooking classes?

00:56:53.120 I like this guy.

00:56:54.120 Like, why keep around a bunch of real men building this country?

00:56:58.120 Not only...

00:56:59.120 It's amazing that it is a shop teacher.

00:57:00.120 You know?

00:57:01.120 That's the icing on the cake.

00:57:02.120 Yeah.

00:57:03.120 That's a weird thing.

00:57:04.120 Maybe...

00:57:05.120 You know what?

00:57:06.120 I wonder if he accidentally chopped his dick off and was like, okay, I have to.

00:57:10.120 I just need to come up with a story now.

00:57:12.120 I'm not a bad shop teacher.

00:57:14.120 I'm actually trans.

00:57:15.120 Like, that's not...

00:57:16.120 That's the only way he could keep his job.

00:57:20.120 They were like, dude, we can't be around kids if you're this careless.

00:57:24.120 Like, no, no, no.

00:57:25.120 It was intentional.

00:57:26.120 Why was your penis out?

00:57:28.120 It's like, actually, my penis wasn't out.

00:57:30.120 It was already off.

00:57:31.120 I wasn't doing sexual acts on school grounds with shop equipment.

00:57:35.120 I'm just a trans person.

00:57:37.120 It was basically Hollywood where if you act, get your...

00:57:40.120 You have to be a trans person to fucking get any kind of male acting wrong.

00:57:44.120 Exactly.

00:57:45.120 Not random.

00:57:46.120 I know you were like a juggalo at some point.

00:57:48.120 Have you ever done anything?

00:57:49.120 I never was.

00:57:50.120 Are you doing that?

00:57:51.120 No.

00:57:52.120 Yeah.

00:57:53.120 I thought you...

00:57:54.120 That's a good assumption.

00:57:55.120 Yeah.

00:57:56.120 Not a juggalo.

00:57:59.120 Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

00:58:01.120 I'm pretty sure it's you.

00:58:02.120 You still like an abused woman, right?

00:58:04.120 No.

00:58:05.120 That's not what a juggalo does.

00:58:07.120 Abused woman is a juggalo.

00:58:09.120 You used to be a science teacher, Mark Brandon.

00:58:13.120 Where does it keep going from here?

00:58:16.120 You used to be a marine biologist, Mark Brandon, before you were crazy, right?

00:58:20.120 Like...

00:58:21.120 Juggalos are very funny, actually.

00:58:27.120 All right.

00:58:28.120 Slurnament.

00:58:29.120 Oh, fine.

00:58:30.120 We're doing it.

00:58:31.120 Oh, God.

00:58:32.120 This was Jose's idea.

00:58:33.120 Fine.

00:58:34.120 Pull it up.

00:58:35.120 Actually, I want to say real quick.

00:58:36.120 I did.

00:58:37.120 I liked the idea at first.

00:58:39.120 And when the first round happened, I was like, when we were seeding him, I was like,

00:58:42.120 all right, you know what?

00:58:43.120 I think I had a retarded idea.

00:58:44.120 Then, the episode, I wasn't there.

00:58:46.120 I watched you guys debate it.

00:58:48.120 And I was like, you know what?

00:58:49.120 I actually love this idea again.

00:58:50.120 So...

00:58:51.120 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:52.120 Exactly.

00:58:53.120 No, you didn't even fill in from last week.

00:58:54.120 You didn't even fill in the ones that won.

00:58:55.120 Yeah.

00:58:56.120 You didn't tell me what won.

00:58:57.120 I didn't watch that episode.

00:58:58.120 Yeah, I watched the show.

00:58:59.120 Toad, you can't miss episodes.

00:59:00.120 We've told you that.

00:59:01.120 I did not watch that episode.

00:59:02.120 Yeah, Toad, so you missed an episode and you didn't watch it?

00:59:05.120 I refused to watch Teen Orr.

00:59:06.120 You're fired.

00:59:07.120 Huh?

00:59:08.120 Huh?

00:59:09.120 You're fired.

00:59:10.120 You're fucking fired.

00:59:11.120 I refuse to watch Teen Orr, but I do agree with those episodes.

00:59:14.120 Hold on.

00:59:15.120 Mark, are you completely sure you didn't beat women?

00:59:18.120 Because I feel like I heard that somewhere.

00:59:20.120 Where have you heard that from?

00:59:22.120 Yeah, it's like, you, nigga.

00:59:23.120 What bitch told you that?

00:59:27.120 He's trying to figure out who he has to knock off.

00:59:30.120 How did you hear this?

00:59:32.120 What bitch told you that?

00:59:33.120 And where did she live?

00:59:34.120 Exactly.

00:59:35.120 Who the fuck talked?

00:59:38.120 Obviously, I didn't beat her well enough.

00:59:40.120 There was a podcast with Shane Gillis where I was talking about being with a relationship

00:59:44.120 with a woman where she continued to hit me and I was joking like, at what point do

00:59:49.120 you just give a backhand to just stop the nonsense?

00:59:52.120 Was it from a podcast you saw this from?

00:59:54.120 You do it before you ask that question.

00:59:56.120 No, that's not it.

00:59:57.120 That's the answer.

00:59:58.120 All right, Toad, Hole won the first one.

01:00:01.120 Base.

01:00:02.120 Okay, will we come dumpster, Yogurt Yeti?

01:00:04.120 What was it?

01:00:05.120 It was come dumpster.

01:00:06.120 Come dumpster.

01:00:07.120 That's what I figured too because I saw everybody talking about it.

01:00:09.120 It was Hole versus come dumpster.

01:00:11.120 That was definitely the best one.

01:00:12.120 All right, we're going to have to, yeah.

01:00:14.120 And then, and then in an, not an upset, but, well, an upset to Jose.

01:00:19.120 Yes.

01:00:20.120 Shemel.

01:00:21.120 Shemel beat.

01:00:22.120 Yeah, Shemel won.

01:00:23.120 How did that one go?

01:00:24.120 I don't know.

01:00:25.120 Shemel is fucking glorious.

01:00:26.120 It pissed me off so fucking much.

01:00:28.120 Shemel got it.

01:00:29.120 Well, you guys, you guys had the wrong guests on that show.

01:00:32.120 Yeah, no, they really were retarded.

01:00:34.120 I can't, I don't know what to tell you.

01:00:35.120 Shemel has never even been in this.

01:00:36.120 How the fuck did Shemel win?

01:00:37.120 Ridiculous.

01:00:38.120 Wow.

01:00:39.120 Panface Gook definitely won that one.

01:00:40.120 I think we should.

01:00:41.120 Are you sure?

01:00:42.120 I want to say Fudge Packer actually won.

01:00:44.120 No, there was a heated debate, but I'm like 100% sure Panface Gook.

01:00:47.120 I don't really give a shit about that.

01:00:48.120 I don't believe you.

01:00:49.120 I think we should.

01:00:50.120 I think we should.

01:00:51.120 I think we should.

01:00:52.120 Dude, if I was going to lie on anyone with the glow nigger one, because I was very upset

01:00:56.120 about that.

01:00:57.120 I think we should be honest.

01:00:58.120 As little as I expected from P Nord, his story upset me viscerally.

01:01:03.120 It was, it was pointless.

01:01:05.120 It was fucking stupid.

01:01:07.120 Dude, I was so mad.

01:01:08.120 There was no punch.

01:01:09.120 Wait, was P Nord on Tower Gang last week?

01:01:12.120 Yes, he was last week.

01:01:14.120 I gotta watch it.

01:01:15.120 Okay, so I'll explain what happened to Reed and Toad who obviously didn't watch the show.

01:01:20.120 No, I did not.

01:01:21.120 We did a crossover event with Tyler Yankee and Andy who do their kill pod, which where

01:01:26.120 they have, which I believe every week P Nord comes on their show to do the kill pod.

01:01:32.120 And they do.

01:01:33.120 Tyler and Andy were great.

01:01:34.120 Tyler and Andy were great.

01:01:35.120 P Nord fucking never again.

01:01:37.120 Yes.

01:01:38.120 And he came on to, I guess, tell a story.

01:01:42.120 And the story literally never started.

01:01:45.120 And then also went nowhere.

01:01:47.120 Like it was just.

01:01:48.120 Kind of like his life.

01:01:49.120 I still have it.

01:01:50.120 I still have it.

01:01:53.120 Jesus Christ, dude.

01:01:57.120 I was fucked up.

01:01:58.120 Please put the gun down, P Nord.

01:02:01.120 We all love you.

01:02:04.120 These are all jokes and we mean nothing.

01:02:06.120 All of us, except Toad, love you.

01:02:09.120 Exactly.

01:02:10.120 Hey, P Nord, if you want to be on the show, if you kill Toad and take his identity, we

01:02:14.120 will not have any clue.

01:02:16.120 But you have to wear his fucking, we can't really tell the difference between you guys.

01:02:20.120 No one cared who I was to put on the glasses.

01:02:23.120 No, I won't even say it.

01:02:24.120 I won't say it.

01:02:25.120 I won't say it.

01:02:27.120 I'm not even kidding.

01:02:28.120 If you wear his fucking face as a skin mask.

01:02:29.120 All right.

01:02:30.120 Are we voting on these or what?

01:02:31.120 No, no.

01:02:32.120 I have one question here because it seems like a bunch of us are in alignment here.

01:02:35.120 I want to override shemale glow nigger because I don't even know how the fuck it won.

01:02:39.120 If it won, bitch, I was the only one.

01:02:41.120 You can't undo a legitimate election.

01:02:44.120 Yeah.

01:02:45.120 No, this is an illegitimate election.

01:02:47.120 The Russians paid you?

01:02:48.120 Are they running Facebook ads under your name, Toad?

01:02:51.120 What the fuck is that?

01:02:52.120 Are you saying the Russians threw the election or that the ballots were manufactured in the

01:02:56.120 middle of that?

01:02:57.120 Because depending on which one it is, it's completely irrelevant.

01:03:00.120 I'm sorry.

01:03:01.120 I don't have your, and I want glow nigger to have won.

01:03:04.120 I voted for you.

01:03:05.120 You said you were going to count my vote.

01:03:07.120 Jose's like Justin Amash.

01:03:10.120 Hey, listen to me.

01:03:11.120 And you're over there using the votes of dead people like P-Nord to rig this election.

01:03:16.120 What the fuck is wrong with you?

01:03:17.120 Dead inside is not the same.

01:03:19.120 Okay.

01:03:20.120 I was waiting for Toad to be like his life has never started, but it definitely needs to end.

01:03:25.120 Okay.

01:03:26.120 Let's fucking vote on this.

01:03:27.120 All right.

01:03:28.120 What are we going to start with?

01:03:29.120 Zippertits first.

01:03:30.120 Shucklesniffer?

01:03:31.120 I refuse to vote on Shemail.

01:03:32.120 For real?

01:03:33.120 That's your sticking point?

01:03:34.120 Yeah.

01:03:35.120 I'm not voting on it.

01:03:36.120 Nope.

01:03:37.120 Me either.

01:03:38.120 Me either.

01:03:39.120 All right.

01:03:40.120 Let's do the Shemail match up first then.

01:03:42.120 I'm voting for Goop because fuck Shemail.

01:03:44.120 I'm voting for Pan-Faced.

01:03:46.120 I'm voting for Shemail.

01:03:48.120 What is wrong with you?

01:03:50.120 I'm going to vote for Shemail because it aggravates Toad.

01:03:52.120 Oh, God damn it.

01:03:53.120 So now we have what?

01:03:55.120 We have three versus two?

01:03:57.120 I think Random decides it.

01:03:59.120 Yeah.

01:04:00.120 All right.

01:04:01.120 My whole thing is I think we should vote.

01:04:03.120 To me, the origin of the word is where it's a lot more funny.

01:04:09.120 The origin, there has to be some really hateful, horrible background for it to be funny.

01:04:14.120 Gook means friend in Korean.

01:04:16.120 Yeah.

01:04:17.120 We did look into some of these and that was one of them was gook means it was something

01:04:22.120 that because in the Korean War, they would like, they call the, because gook means friend.

01:04:27.120 So all the Koreans would come up and say gook to the, like the American soldiers.

01:04:32.120 I love that.

01:04:33.120 And so they just thought that meant like their name.

01:04:34.120 I love that.

01:04:35.120 I love that John McCain used it.

01:04:37.120 And Shemail is already in the lexicon.

01:04:40.120 So I don't even know why it's in the tournament.

01:04:42.120 Because it's no, because no, no, no, no.

01:04:43.120 No, no, no, no.

01:04:44.120 Shemail is not in the, is, is a, is a slur toward, they do not like Shemail because they

01:04:48.120 What is, where does Moon Cricket come from?

01:04:50.120 Moon Cricket is, it's the dark side of the moon.

01:04:56.120 It's a, it's a, it's a black person.

01:04:58.120 So it is.

01:04:59.120 So what Moon Cricket was, um, I believe back in the slavery times, any time that it was

01:05:05.120 like literally because if they ran away at night.

01:05:08.120 It was the first black astronaut.

01:05:09.120 It was, it was, it was because they were out in the fields at night making noise.

01:05:13.120 Yes.

01:05:14.120 Yeah.

01:05:15.120 And the only thing they could see them was because of the moon light.

01:05:17.120 Yes.

01:05:18.120 Dark skin.

01:05:19.120 Oh shit.

01:05:20.120 That's interesting.

01:05:21.120 All right.

01:05:22.120 Yeah.

01:05:23.120 That's literally because there was like from slavery time.

01:05:24.120 I'm sorry.

01:05:25.120 I cut you off.

01:05:26.120 I assume that was going.

01:05:27.120 I'll just run through them all.

01:05:29.120 Shecklesniffer.

01:05:30.120 I believe that was made up by us.

01:05:31.120 Yeah.

01:05:32.120 That was, that is not something that was.

01:05:34.120 Yeah.

01:05:35.120 But it's just, it's just in reference to their nose though.

01:05:39.120 Is that really?

01:05:40.120 And Sheckle Ms. Money.

01:05:42.120 Yeah.

01:05:43.120 Yeah.

01:05:44.120 I'm familiar with what a Sheckle is.

01:05:45.120 It works on multiple levels, Clint.

01:05:48.120 I see you guys working.

01:05:50.120 All right.

01:05:51.120 Zippertits is, Zippertits is, uh, specifically a female to male trans.

01:05:57.120 Because they cut off their tits.

01:05:58.120 Who cut off their tits.

01:05:59.120 They cut off their tits.

01:06:00.120 And so.

01:06:01.120 The scar.

01:06:02.120 The scar looks like zippers.

01:06:03.120 That's right.

01:06:04.120 Deeply offensive.

01:06:05.120 Got it.

01:06:06.120 All right.

01:06:07.120 Uh, random.

01:06:08.120 And also, by the way, the other one.

01:06:09.120 The street shitter.

01:06:10.120 Street shitter is an Indian.

01:06:11.120 Not.

01:06:12.120 I know.

01:06:13.120 All right.

01:06:14.120 So like.

01:06:15.120 Indian, not Indian.

01:06:16.120 It's strange.

01:06:17.120 Cause Zippertits and Shecklesniffer seem like, like you said, just made up that you

01:06:22.120 head.

01:06:23.120 Whereas the other two, Moon Cricket and Street Shitter, both have back, like the

01:06:28.120 disparate background of Indians and blacks.

01:06:30.120 So it's.

01:06:31.120 That's true.

01:06:32.120 It's hard to pick.

01:06:33.120 Well, we have.

01:06:34.120 It's Zippertits versus Shecklesniffer.

01:06:36.120 Right.

01:06:38.120 Hey, no.

01:06:39.120 Don't, don't.

01:06:40.120 We just get a one vote from random.

01:06:41.120 Decide.

01:06:42.120 Which entity do you hate most?

01:06:44.120 That's really.

01:06:45.120 Well, yeah.

01:06:46.120 Cause to me, Street Shitter is a really awful thing to say.

01:06:49.120 Cause maybe Indians couldn't help their situation.

01:06:51.120 I don't like.

01:06:52.120 I'm.

01:06:53.120 Dysentery.

01:06:54.120 It's not a joke.

01:06:55.120 Dysentery is not a joke.

01:06:56.120 I have knowledge of those places in India.

01:06:58.120 So to me, like that, that's, it's a really.

01:07:01.120 If you, if you get sensitive on me right now, I'm kidding.

01:07:04.120 That's why it's all.

01:07:05.120 All right.

01:07:06.120 All right.

01:07:07.120 Yeah.

01:07:08.120 Yeah.

01:07:09.120 Yeah.

01:07:10.120 But we'll get there, but.

01:07:11.120 No, no, no, no.

01:07:12.120 Right now we're on She Mill versus Panface Gook.

01:07:13.120 Panface Gook having a.

01:07:14.120 I said, I like Panface Gook.

01:07:16.120 Cause.

01:07:17.120 It's three to three.

01:07:18.120 It's three to three.

01:07:19.120 It's three.

01:07:20.120 Just to decide it.

01:07:21.120 Yeah.

01:07:22.120 Panface Gook definitely.

01:07:23.120 Yeah.

01:07:24.120 I was not getting sensitive.

01:07:25.120 I was weighing which one was funnier.

01:07:27.120 I know.

01:07:28.120 I'm just fucking with you.

01:07:29.120 All right.

01:07:30.120 No, no, no.

01:07:31.120 We, we do need the analysis on these because that's what, that's what makes it funny.

01:07:34.120 We do need the analysis.

01:07:35.120 Toad, move it on.

01:07:36.120 Panface.

01:07:37.120 Yeah.

01:07:38.120 Whole versus cum dumpster.

01:07:39.120 And this is, this is kind of the same thing.

01:07:43.120 The same thing.

01:07:44.120 Yeah.

01:07:45.120 A woman and a cum dumpster is a slut.

01:07:47.120 Okay.

01:07:48.120 In honor of Jose.

01:07:49.120 Yeah.

01:07:50.120 In honor of Jose.

01:07:51.120 I'm, I'm pushing whole cause.

01:07:52.120 Yeah.

01:07:53.120 Here's why whole.

01:07:54.120 Because as much as we don't, as much as we don't want to admit it, sometimes we like

01:07:59.120 women to become dumpsters.

01:08:01.120 Whereas whole is just like, they're worthless.

01:08:03.120 Like you're not even good enough to be a cum dumpster.

01:08:06.120 You're just a whole.

01:08:07.120 Yes.

01:08:08.120 You're just a whole.

01:08:09.120 That is so good.

01:08:10.120 You're just something to be controlled.

01:08:12.120 Yes.

01:08:13.120 Control your whole.

01:08:14.120 It's something to be controlled and for you to stick your dick in.

01:08:16.120 No, it's not even human.

01:08:17.120 It's like a human.

01:08:18.120 It's like less than dog.

01:08:19.120 It's just a whole.

01:08:20.120 In this case.

01:08:21.120 Oh, it's not.

01:08:22.120 It doesn't even have to be alive.

01:08:24.120 Dude, Clint, you were loving this too much.

01:08:26.120 Especially as you know it was his name.

01:08:27.120 I know.

01:08:28.120 Clint, why did you, why did you, why did you skip out of this last time, man?

01:08:32.120 I didn't skip out.

01:08:33.120 Yeah, you did.

01:08:34.120 In the first time.

01:08:35.120 He's literally moving, you fuck.

01:08:38.120 I'm fucking on here.

01:08:39.120 Toad, you skipped out last time, you asshole.

01:08:40.120 How dare you.

01:08:41.120 No, no, no.

01:08:42.120 The episode before that.

01:08:43.120 The episode before that.

01:08:44.120 No, the episode before that.

01:08:45.120 No, the episode before I skipped out because I fucking really hate this.

01:08:48.120 So I feel like I bring the energy down.

01:08:50.120 So I'm still, I'm going whole all the way because I love and respect Jose.

01:08:54.120 I'm also going whole.

01:08:56.120 Yeah.

01:08:57.120 Is anyone going whole?

01:08:58.120 I think it might be unanimous because whole is one of, I mean, it is, it is the clear

01:09:03.120 number one seed overall.

01:09:05.120 I mean, it is, it is so hard to beat it because.

01:09:08.120 Let me, let me make a defensive cum dumpster before we move on real quick.

01:09:12.120 Cum dumpster is, it's good because it implies one that you're so worthless.

01:09:16.120 Basically.

01:09:17.120 I'm just going to dump some cum in you.

01:09:19.120 Also dumpster has a very derogatory connotation given that it's obviously smells bad.

01:09:24.120 It's filled with dumpster water.

01:09:25.120 Dumpster water.

01:09:26.120 I really appreciate.

01:09:27.120 I like that.

01:09:28.120 I use that all the time.

01:09:29.120 I say that tastes like dumpster water.

01:09:30.120 You guys should use that.

01:09:31.120 Um, but whole still wins.

01:09:33.120 You're right.

01:09:34.120 Whole still.

01:09:35.120 Cum in a hole also though, too.

01:09:37.120 Like it could just be a hole meaning just their vagina.

01:09:41.120 Like all you are is a hole to me.

01:09:43.120 All like all you are is I put my dick in you and then I don't speak to you.

01:09:47.120 But, but a hole, a hole isn't as derogatory as a dumpster.

01:09:52.120 There's a hole.

01:09:53.120 There's a hole.

01:09:54.120 There's a hole in the bottom.

01:09:55.120 I think, I think the other thing that whole has going for it is that it's something that

01:09:59.120 we just basically like conceived of and like started pushing.

01:10:02.120 And I think it has.

01:10:03.120 No.

01:10:04.120 We do this every time.

01:10:05.120 Toad.

01:10:06.120 It's not.

01:10:07.120 Yeah.

01:10:08.120 Toad.

01:10:09.120 You've never conceived anything.

01:10:10.120 I don't know why.

01:10:11.120 Every time.

01:10:12.120 No, it's not.

01:10:14.120 Pretty sure El Popo made this.

01:10:16.120 Yeah.

01:10:17.120 Did we somehow steal this idea from Popo again?

01:10:21.120 Yeah.

01:10:22.120 Probably.

01:10:23.120 Where it's due.

01:10:24.120 IP is gay.

01:10:25.120 So I don't care.

01:10:26.120 I know.

01:10:27.120 I can tell you for a fact.

01:10:28.120 It wasn't an original thought I had.

01:10:30.120 But I don't know who the fuck it came from.

01:10:32.120 I mean, it could have been.

01:10:33.120 Could have originated from Popo.

01:10:34.120 Just say Popo to be safe.

01:10:35.120 I stole it entirely from Popo.

01:10:37.120 All right.

01:10:38.120 It was Popo created it.

01:10:40.120 It was Opie and Anthony.

01:10:41.120 Okay, hole wins.

01:10:42.120 Hole is unanimous, I think.

01:10:43.120 Yes.

01:10:44.120 All right.

01:10:45.120 What do you guys.

01:10:46.120 Hole in one.

01:10:47.120 Wait.

01:10:48.120 Hold on.

01:10:49.120 I might got to go cum dumpster.

01:10:50.120 If we're taking hole from the Opie and Anthony universe.

01:10:52.120 Oh, my God.

01:10:53.120 It's too late.

01:10:54.120 It's too late.

01:10:55.120 All right.

01:10:56.120 Yeah, sorry.

01:10:57.120 Let's save Zippertips and Stecklesnip for last.

01:11:01.120 Let's go Moon Cricket versus Street Shitter.

01:11:03.120 Oh, God.

01:11:04.120 Dude, that's a hard one.

01:11:05.120 That's a hard one.

01:11:06.120 This is a very hard one.

01:11:07.120 And I was the one that brought with Moon Cricket.

01:11:09.120 No, let's start from top.

01:11:10.120 Go with Toad and work down.

01:11:11.120 Or bottom up.

01:11:12.120 One or two.

01:11:13.120 Make it easy.

01:11:14.120 Toad.

01:11:15.120 I think Street Shitter is funnier to me.

01:11:17.120 I mean, just, I don't know.

01:11:20.120 The connotation of it is just spot on.

01:11:22.120 Like their food causes them to have diarrhea.

01:11:25.120 They smell terrible.

01:11:26.120 They're homeless.

01:11:27.120 They live in the street.

01:11:28.120 They're just stricken with poverty.

01:11:30.120 It just hits every, every ass.

01:11:32.120 I love that.

01:11:33.120 Just because Curry doesn't sit well with you.

01:11:35.120 You assume that's the reason that they shit in the street.

01:11:38.120 Dude, they can eat Curry all day, every day.

01:11:40.120 And they do.

01:11:41.120 I could have sworn that was Top Lobster saying that.

01:11:43.120 But that was just because it was more than yours.

01:11:46.120 Like he would be the one defending Curry eating.

01:11:49.120 I'm telling you guys.

01:11:50.120 Sure, your top doesn't look like he would be the one.

01:11:53.120 Dude, like, dude, think about this though.

01:11:55.120 Like when you're like moving around the city or whatever, you're in public.

01:11:59.120 Like you're on like the subway or whatever.

01:12:01.120 Would you rather the subway car be filled with Street Shitters or with Moon Crickets?

01:12:04.120 Street Shitters.

01:12:05.120 Oh God.

01:12:06.120 Think about that.

01:12:07.120 It depends what city you're in exactly.

01:12:09.120 I can take a larger amount of Street Shitters in a fight than I can Moon Crickets.

01:12:13.120 No, Street Shitters.

01:12:14.120 Street Shitters is way worse is what I'm saying.

01:12:16.120 Because it's going to smell horrible.

01:12:18.120 I don't know.

01:12:19.120 And you won't be able to get out of there.

01:12:20.120 And they won't shut the fuck up.

01:12:21.120 You're not going to...

01:12:22.120 Jose, you need to start talking because Toad's going into story form.

01:12:25.120 All right, Toad, which did you pick?

01:12:27.120 Street Shitter?

01:12:28.120 All right, cool.

01:12:29.120 I'm going with Moon Cricket.

01:12:30.120 But I will grant you this is a fucking close race here.

01:12:34.120 But Moon Cricket, something about the classic nature of it.

01:12:37.120 It's just...

01:12:38.120 Yeah, it has a beautiful age of it.

01:12:40.120 It's a beautiful age of it.

01:12:41.120 It's a word.

01:12:42.120 It's a word.

01:12:43.120 Mark Twain would have put it in his book.

01:12:45.120 Not yet.

01:12:46.120 I'm pretty sure it was in a Mark Twain book.

01:12:47.120 I would not be sure.

01:12:48.120 It was not Joe.

01:12:50.120 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:51.120 Moon Cricket Jim.

01:12:52.120 That was the least offensive racial slur in Mark Twain's books, actually.

01:12:57.120 I'm going to go with...

01:12:59.120 Oh, wait.

01:13:00.120 You're going with Moon Cricket, right?

01:13:01.120 Yeah, Moon Cricket.

01:13:02.120 I'm going to go with Street Shitter just because it hits close to home from how I was feeling

01:13:06.120 last week.

01:13:07.120 And it's just funnier.

01:13:10.120 Like, yeah.

01:13:11.120 I mean, the imagery and the alliteration is just funnier.

01:13:14.120 So I'm going with Street Shitter.

01:13:16.120 Is it really an alliteration?

01:13:18.120 I guess it's not.

01:13:19.120 It's S and S.

01:13:20.120 It doesn't seem letter, but it's S and S.

01:13:22.120 No.

01:13:23.120 That's why we love it.

01:13:24.120 It's because it's S-S.

01:13:29.120 He's like, I love anything that has to do with S-S.

01:13:32.120 All right.

01:13:33.120 Anything on here on H-H?

01:13:35.120 Except Ukraine.

01:13:36.120 Random.

01:13:37.120 That's why I read like Shecklesnipper, too.

01:13:39.120 All right.

01:13:40.120 I have to go with Street Shitter only because Moon Cricket, like the history of Africa is

01:13:46.120 one of like a lot of turmoil, but like almost to their own doing.

01:13:51.120 Like they were the one going-

01:13:53.120 You lost me for a second when you pulled me back in.

01:13:57.120 Whereas Street Shitter, it's like they didn't do anything to be put in that position.

01:14:02.120 So it's like, it just makes it sadder.

01:14:04.120 Like Moon Cricket, it's like you just lost a thousand year war.

01:14:08.120 Street Shitter, it's like you just, that's just how it was.

01:14:11.120 Since the beginning of time in 2020, it's still Street Shitter.

01:14:15.120 Street Shitter.

01:14:16.120 So that one actually makes me feel kind of gross to say, so I got to pick Street Shitter.

01:14:20.120 I never thought of it that way.

01:14:21.120 That's actually a good way to break it down.

01:14:22.120 I had this great idea of making a t-shirt and it's going to be like stylized with the

01:14:26.120 street fighter, but it's going to say Street Shitter.

01:14:29.120 And it'll just be like Dalsam versus Dalsam on there.

01:14:32.120 You should have, we need a cover.

01:14:34.120 Random should do a new cover of the Rolling Stones song, make it Street Shitting Man.

01:14:40.120 That was a deep dive.

01:14:45.120 Yeah.

01:14:46.120 Yeah.

01:14:47.120 Again, like Jose said, this is a hard one.

01:14:49.120 I had been pulling from Moon Cricket since the beginning.

01:14:52.120 This is a part of my heritage.

01:14:53.120 As a racist?

01:14:55.120 You're from the South slave owner?

01:14:58.120 Cole was in the KKK.

01:15:00.120 This is what, when I grew up, this is what I called my slave.

01:15:03.120 And so-

01:15:05.120 I look, I look how Cole sounds basically.

01:15:09.120 I look like I should talk exactly how you do it.

01:15:12.120 Me and Clint together would be the most amazing racist.

01:15:18.120 Ari Shafir might come on the show if we were to combine our powers.

01:15:21.120 How Cole sounds, how I think, and how Clint looks.

01:15:26.120 Don't take notes.

01:15:27.120 That's how you do a reference.

01:15:31.120 Ari Shafir was not pleased with that Auschwitz video, which that really bothered me.

01:15:36.120 Oh, who gives a fuck?

01:15:37.120 You're saying you would think he would find it funny, and he did it.

01:15:40.120 He went down.

01:15:41.120 Well, I'm upset about his fucking Kobe joke, so fuck him.

01:15:44.120 It is disappointing when comedians don't think Holocaust jokes are funny.

01:15:49.120 Especially the Jewish ones.

01:15:53.120 Rich heritage of comedy, what the fuck?

01:15:57.120 So I do want to go with Moon Cricket, but I will say this.

01:16:01.120 I think the Indians, dot heads, do not get enough hate out of Moon Cricket.

01:16:08.120 I feel like they go under the radar.

01:16:11.120 My girlfriend is notorious for hating Indians and just saying shit like that.

01:16:16.120 Like if she gets drunk, she'll say shit like that because she's just so pissed off at Indians all the time.

01:16:21.120 Why?

01:16:22.120 I feel like she's in the minority of like racists in America, where they go.

01:16:28.120 Oh, Jesus.

01:16:30.120 Here's the other thing, though.

01:16:31.120 You can't call them Indians because we call Native Americans Indians, though.

01:16:34.120 We need another word.

01:16:35.120 I call them whatever I want to call them.

01:16:41.120 I call them on the hierarchy of what I believe they are.

01:16:48.120 But like I said, I think having one in here against them is a really good thing.

01:16:54.120 But Moon Cricket is still too good for me.

01:16:56.120 So I'll go with that.

01:16:57.120 All right.

01:16:58.120 So we're at what?

01:16:59.120 Three to two?

01:17:00.120 Yes.

01:17:01.120 I yeah, I'm going to I actually I I just feel like any slur tournament.

01:17:07.120 God knows why we're doing this has to has to in the final four has to have a slur in reference to black people.

01:17:15.120 So it moves on.

01:17:16.120 Wow.

01:17:17.120 That's great.

01:17:18.120 That's a yeah, I would I would have said moon cricket just because I think I mean, it's a slur that can offend three or four generations of black people.

01:17:27.120 They don't even know each other.

01:17:30.120 They don't know.

01:17:31.120 They should or can offend all Indian people throughout history as random, but it's like this like Indian people are just an amorphous blob.

01:17:39.120 Like I don't really care.

01:17:40.120 I forgot.

01:17:42.120 There wasn't so many of them.

01:17:43.120 I wouldn't even believe that was the only thing that made me respect their culture even a little bit.

01:17:48.120 I was about to bring up triple R to I was about to be like, this is a monster.

01:17:54.120 I might even do any so as I was talking about how they should be hated more.

01:17:57.120 Actually, there was triple R.

01:17:59.120 They need to be hated less.

01:18:00.120 But there was no street shitting in triple R.

01:18:02.120 Totally fake ass.

01:18:04.120 Yeah, but more than attitude.

01:18:07.120 What do Indians really do bad for society?

01:18:10.120 Like I know they're shitty, but it's like they don't burn down buildings and they spread dysentery, though.

01:18:15.120 Yeah.

01:18:16.120 And there were way more of them.

01:18:18.120 They worship cows.

01:18:19.120 That's bad enough.

01:18:20.120 Yeah.

01:18:21.120 They're vegetarians.

01:18:22.120 It's kind of weird.

01:18:23.120 Yeah.

01:18:24.120 All right.

01:18:25.120 Let's hear top out.

01:18:26.120 I'm a huge fan of their food.

01:18:27.120 So yeah, that moon cricket because it offends generations of black people.

01:18:32.120 And I think that's neat.

01:18:33.120 Holy.

01:18:34.120 All right.

01:18:36.120 That's kind of awesome.

01:18:40.120 Cool.

01:18:41.120 It's just last three.

01:18:42.120 Oh, and moon cricket.

01:18:43.120 All right.

01:18:44.120 Rippertits for Shecklesniffer.

01:18:45.120 Go ahead, Toad.

01:18:47.120 Yeah, this one is tough.

01:18:49.120 It's a tough one.

01:18:50.120 I think Shecklesniffer is under seeded and it barely won.

01:18:54.120 We had to throw it to the audience and it won.

01:18:57.120 By the way, we just made our tournament totally wrong because you're supposed to have.

01:19:00.120 How are you going to have a matchup in the middle?

01:19:03.120 There's only one box.

01:19:04.120 Oh, yeah.

01:19:05.120 That's not my bad.

01:19:07.120 We'll know.

01:19:08.120 We're going to knock them all off in the next episode.

01:19:11.120 So whatever.

01:19:12.120 Yeah.

01:19:13.120 Um, I think I have to go with Zippertits.

01:19:16.120 Wow.

01:19:17.120 I'm a fucking idiot.

01:19:18.120 I'm sorry.

01:19:19.120 Good.

01:19:20.120 I mean, I love both of these.

01:19:23.120 And yeah, top.

01:19:24.120 You might have to redo this.

01:19:25.120 I love both of these.

01:19:26.120 No.

01:19:27.120 I think I think both of these slurs actually are final four worthy because you think you

01:19:31.120 need one reference to the Jews in the final four as well.

01:19:35.120 Zippertits is like a perfect slur and it feels like a necessary hole that we have here.

01:19:42.120 No.

01:19:43.120 No pun intended with what we've discussed this before.

01:19:46.120 Oh, the pun was so obviously intended.

01:19:48.120 Fuck.

01:19:49.120 You have holes.

01:19:50.120 Yeah.

01:19:51.120 The last time we had discussed it, you know, we have specifically the female to male trans

01:19:56.120 person.

01:19:57.120 We don't really have a slur out there for them or one that's really going to offend them.

01:20:00.120 Yes.

01:20:01.120 Trans.

01:20:02.120 It should be offensive enough.

01:20:03.120 Their existence.

01:20:04.120 Hell yeah.

01:20:05.120 It's not good enough.

01:20:06.120 This one fills that specific void there.

01:20:08.120 So, and it's fucking funny.

01:20:11.120 And we want, we want something here that's going to get added to the lexicon, which could

01:20:14.120 be either of these, but Zippertits is my, my vote.

01:20:17.120 Yeah.

01:20:18.120 I'm going to go with Zippertits as well.

01:20:19.120 I just feel like Shecklesniffer, something about it is just kind of hacky.

01:20:23.120 I mean, I get what it's getting at.

01:20:25.120 It does work on multiple levels, but I don't know.

01:20:27.120 It just, it's just not hitting it.

01:20:28.120 Obvious.

01:20:29.120 Obvious.

01:20:30.120 Zippertits is just like right on the fucking money.

01:20:32.120 It's like, and it's cutting for the times.

01:20:34.120 Like right now with that being a thing, it's like, but yeah.

01:20:39.120 Yeah.

01:20:40.120 I'm going with Zippertits for sure.

01:20:42.120 Reed.

01:20:43.120 I think I'm going to go with Zippertits too.

01:20:45.120 I think it's funnier.

01:20:46.120 Wow.

01:20:47.120 I thought for sure.

01:20:48.120 Also, I deeply respect the Jewish people.

01:20:52.120 So I wouldn't.

01:20:54.120 With SS and talking about the Jews.

01:20:57.120 I thought, I thought this was a lock for Reed really.

01:20:59.120 All right.

01:21:00.120 So Shacklesniffer, what country of origin?

01:21:03.120 Poland.

01:21:04.120 I meant like Poland.

01:21:05.120 Poland.

01:21:06.120 Our, our.

01:21:07.120 Germany 1930s.

01:21:08.120 Yeah.

01:21:09.120 Which Jews are we talking about?

01:21:10.120 The blackout?

01:21:11.120 The white ones.

01:21:12.120 Did it come from like hundreds of years ago or something?

01:21:15.120 No, we made it up.

01:21:16.120 Okay.

01:21:17.120 I have a question.

01:21:18.120 Would it be, would it change your guys mind if it was Shacklesucker?

01:21:22.120 Shacklesucker.

01:21:23.120 No.

01:21:24.120 No.

01:21:25.120 No, no.

01:21:26.120 It's because of the nose joke.

01:21:28.120 We like the thought of their.

01:21:29.120 All right.

01:21:30.120 Yeah.

01:21:31.120 And like a, like a dog to a bone.

01:21:33.120 They're sniffing out the money.

01:21:34.120 Yeah.

01:21:35.120 All right.

01:21:36.120 All right.

01:21:37.120 Yeah.

01:21:38.120 I, I have to go Shacklesniffer.

01:21:39.120 Just be it.

01:21:40.120 Float.

01:21:41.120 Like zipper.

01:21:42.120 They both flow.

01:21:43.120 That's the thing.

01:21:44.120 Zippertits or Shacklesniffer.

01:21:45.120 They both have like a syllable thing.

01:21:47.120 So, but.

01:21:48.120 Yeah.

01:21:49.120 Feel free to use it in your wraps if you want to.

01:21:50.120 I have to go Shacklesniffer because without Shackles, if we didn't have Shacklesniffers

01:21:55.120 in power, Zippertits wouldn't exist.

01:21:58.120 Whoa.

01:21:59.120 Whoa.

01:22:00.120 Whoa.

01:22:01.120 Shit.

01:22:02.120 Whoa.

01:22:03.120 My mind just exploded.

01:22:04.120 That's just possible.

01:22:05.120 It was boring.

01:22:06.120 Fuck.

01:22:07.120 I was about to go Zippertits.

01:22:08.120 Now I might have to change my mind.

01:22:10.120 That's, uh.

01:22:11.120 It just changed everyone.

01:22:12.120 Yeah.

01:22:13.120 That was a deep dive, dude.

01:22:14.120 Chicken and egg.

01:22:15.120 Well, you guys remember on an episode like 20 back or something, I said like, look, if the

01:22:19.120 Axis powers had won, most things would be worse, but some things would be better.

01:22:25.120 And one of those things is that we wouldn't have Zippertits.

01:22:28.120 Those would not be allowed.

01:22:30.120 That's right.

01:22:31.120 I mean, honestly, I random changed my mind.

01:22:34.120 I'm going Shacklesniffer here after, after his, his insight into the whole thing.

01:22:39.120 The whole thing.

01:22:40.120 And this is, and this is also, I feel like this is punching up.

01:22:43.120 I mean, this is rather than punching down.

01:22:45.120 And so I think.

01:22:46.120 Yeah.

01:22:47.120 Women are easily beat up.

01:22:48.120 Wow.

01:22:50.120 What about, what about.

01:22:51.120 What about, what about.

01:22:52.120 What about, what about.

01:22:53.120 Didn't you against them?

01:22:54.120 What?

01:22:56.120 Yes, I did.

01:22:57.120 Because I think that it's also funnier, but Shacklesniffer over Zippertits.

01:23:02.120 Um, because I did, I don't know.

01:23:04.120 There's nothing.

01:23:05.120 And also just, I think Jews deserve to be in the final four over the trammies.

01:23:10.120 They deserved it.

01:23:11.120 Wow.

01:23:12.120 So no.

01:23:13.120 No N words made it out of the first round.

01:23:15.120 That's kind of amazing.

01:23:16.120 Wow.

01:23:17.120 I mean, they can't say that in North Africa.

01:23:19.120 Ah, fuck.

01:23:23.120 We're a very progressive show.

01:23:25.120 It doesn't.

01:23:26.120 Thanks Obama.

01:23:27.120 All right.

01:23:28.120 Three versus two.

01:23:29.120 Clint.

01:23:30.120 I'm going to just because of the cultural times we're in, it, it's incumbent upon us

01:23:35.120 that we have a representative for like, what I think is probably the most tragic and heartbreaking

01:23:42.120 story of the past couple of years.

01:23:44.120 All right.

01:23:45.120 Shacklesniffers got it.

01:23:47.120 Zipper moves on.

01:23:48.120 I'm sorry.

01:23:49.120 Clint, Clint, would you say that, um, they would get more upset over Zippertits?

01:23:56.120 Well, that's the other reason.

01:23:57.120 Would trans get more upset over Zippertits or would Jews get more upset over Shacklesniffers?

01:24:01.120 No, this is where you have it fucked up.

01:24:03.120 It's actually, the trans community will not give a fuck.

01:24:06.120 It's everybody else that'll be upset.

01:24:08.120 And those are the people I want upset.

01:24:10.120 That's actually one of the best arguments for this is that.

01:24:13.120 Which are the Jews, Clint.

01:24:14.120 White women.

01:24:16.120 White women.

01:24:17.120 Which are the Shacklesniffers, so.

01:24:18.120 White women will get really upset by Shacklesniffers.

01:24:20.120 White women will get really upset by Shacklesniffers.

01:24:21.120 It's a fucking vicious circle.

01:24:22.120 I don't know.

01:24:23.120 You're right.

01:24:24.120 You're right.

01:24:25.120 You're right.

01:24:26.120 White women.

01:24:27.120 Jews act like women and, you know.

01:24:29.120 Yeah.

01:24:30.120 All right.

01:24:31.120 We got four versus two.

01:24:32.120 Top, your vote doesn't matter, but I'd like to hear your reasoning anyways.

01:24:34.120 Actually, I'm going to change my vote to Shacklesniffers just to make it more interesting

01:24:37.120 for...

01:24:38.120 Yeah!

01:24:39.120 All right.

01:24:40.120 All right.

01:24:41.120 Top, it's all on you.

01:24:42.120 Oh my God.

01:24:43.120 There's a lot of pressure.

01:24:45.120 As much pressure as it was to do the tournament right?

01:24:48.120 I wouldn't.

01:24:49.120 Obviously not, Cole.

01:24:51.120 You've done it right before too, which is a confusing part.

01:24:54.120 Like you'd just take the template and just throw a different background or something.

01:24:59.120 The graphic has been around like at least two weeks before September started and no one

01:25:02.120 said anything.

01:25:03.120 I thought it looked weird.

01:25:05.120 I was a little confused for a moment.

01:25:07.120 We didn't notice it until we did our third win.

01:25:11.120 We had some brackets around here and we're like, oh shit, there's not enough space.

01:25:16.120 None of us have good spatial reasoning.

01:25:18.120 It's okay.

01:25:19.120 Sorry.

01:25:20.120 You're just an artist, Top.

01:25:21.120 It's not like spatial.

01:25:22.120 If we didn't talk to Randall three weeks ago, he would have predicted this.

01:25:25.120 You're an artist and a sports guy, which just makes this confusing.

01:25:30.120 You just have to pack them all into the box, guy, you know?

01:25:34.120 All right.

01:25:35.120 On the way.

01:25:36.120 This is the moment I want to hear.

01:25:38.120 He's trying to influence Top to choose Sheckle sniffer.

01:25:41.120 Yeah, if Sheckle sniffer.

01:25:42.120 If Sheckle moves on.

01:25:43.120 It's going to be really funny to see them packed into a boxcar with hole or pan face.

01:25:48.120 No, I want zipper tits, man.

01:25:49.120 I understand the need to like, in the political times, we have to have something against the

01:25:55.120 trans.

01:25:56.120 I get the political reason behind zipper tits, but it's like, I don't think we can force

01:26:01.120 a trans slur.

01:26:02.120 I think it just has to come naturally of something.

01:26:04.120 Oh, that's natural, brother.

01:26:05.120 Whereas with Sheckle sniffer, I'm still, you know, I just, I just feel like.

01:26:09.120 I still like zipper tits more.

01:26:10.120 I'm just voting Sheckle sniffer to make it interesting.

01:26:13.120 Random, we get it.

01:26:14.120 You hate the Jews.

01:26:15.120 I understand, but I still think zipper tits.

01:26:16.120 We're all on the same page, all right?

01:26:19.120 That's not a brave statement in this crowd.

01:26:22.120 But do you not think Sheckle sniffer is more forced than zipper tits?

01:26:25.120 I think zipper tits has kind of, you know, it's been like an organic thing, really.

01:26:31.120 And it's a modern, it's a modern.

01:26:33.120 It is not organic what they are doing.

01:26:34.120 Okay.

01:26:35.120 No.

01:26:36.120 As you guys continue to talk, I'm like, shot, I'm like going this way, then I'm going

01:26:45.120 that way.

01:26:46.120 Now I'm like even more fucked up.

01:26:48.120 I just, every time I see zipper tits, I think of a yeet the teats.

01:26:54.120 Did you see that shit?

01:26:55.120 Yeah.

01:26:56.120 I do remember that.

01:26:57.120 And it brings me so much joy.

01:26:58.120 Every time I see that hashtag, I kind of want to keep zipper tits.

01:27:03.120 I've never seen that.

01:27:05.120 You've never seen that?

01:27:06.120 Yeah.

01:27:07.120 It was like a doctor cutting little girl's boobs off and she put up like hashtag yeet teats.

01:27:11.120 Yeah.

01:27:12.120 She should be yeet.

01:27:13.120 That's good.

01:27:14.120 Yeah.

01:27:15.120 So zipper tits for that reason.

01:27:16.120 Yeet some teats right into my mouth.

01:27:17.120 Wow.

01:27:18.120 Whoa.

01:27:19.120 Those are underage women.

01:27:20.120 I was thinking of the school teacher.

01:27:25.120 My bad.

01:27:26.120 Yeah.

01:27:27.120 All right, man.

01:27:28.120 Yeah.

01:27:29.120 Yeet those teats.

01:27:31.120 That's what happens when you talk about Glenn Maxwell in a positive way for two months.

01:27:34.120 Clint's like, I thought everything was on the table here.

01:27:37.120 We could just do it by whatever.

01:27:39.120 Oh, there's your line.

01:27:41.120 We finally found it.

01:27:43.120 You know what?

01:27:44.120 If one of those girls does yeet her teats and becomes a zipper tits, she can just become

01:27:49.120 that shop teacher and get the huge prosthetic ones.

01:27:52.120 So that's the, uh, that's the way to correct that.

01:27:55.120 By the way, when she does all sins will be forgiven.

01:27:58.120 By the way, did you see that?

01:27:59.120 Did you see that funny?

01:28:00.120 Like that video of all those, uh, women like screaming naked, like, because they were

01:28:05.120 upset.

01:28:06.120 I don't even know what they're upset about.

01:28:07.120 Yeah.

01:28:08.120 That's been around for years.

01:28:10.120 Yeah.

01:28:11.120 There's a new one that just came out.

01:28:13.120 Yeah.

01:28:14.120 No, it's a brand new one.

01:28:15.120 It just happened yesterday.

01:28:16.120 Yeah.

01:28:17.120 It's like, it was just funny because the meme has become like literally anything happens

01:28:20.120 and like these, like the ugliest women.

01:28:23.120 I think it's dope.

01:28:24.120 I think it's dope.

01:28:25.120 Like I could care less what they're, I don't, I honestly have no idea what that protest was

01:28:29.120 even about, but if you want me to watch a video, take your clothes off and yell.

01:28:34.120 I'm done.

01:28:35.120 All right, guys.

01:28:36.120 Can you put the bracket down?

01:28:37.120 Because I'm already forgetting what we're arguing about.

01:28:38.120 So please put it back up.

01:28:39.120 No, we're not arguing.

01:28:40.120 It's over.

01:28:41.120 No, we're done arguing.

01:28:42.120 It's done.

01:28:43.120 No, we got top.

01:28:44.120 He already said it.

01:28:45.120 He said Zippertiss.

01:28:46.120 Oh shit.

01:28:47.120 My bad.

01:28:48.120 I thought he was still debating in his head.

01:28:49.120 No, no.

01:28:50.120 You're debating in your head.

01:28:51.120 No, I want Zippertiss to win.

01:28:53.120 I'm good with it.

01:28:54.120 Fuck yeah.

01:28:55.120 You said yeet the teeter.

01:28:56.120 So what about-

01:28:57.120 For the record, I wanted Zippertiss to win too.

01:28:59.120 What about Teeter Yeeter?

01:29:00.120 Does that flow better?

01:29:01.120 Teeter Yeeter?

01:29:02.120 That's a doctor that performs it.

01:29:03.120 Teeter Yeeter is a great one.

01:29:04.120 Teeter Yeeter.

01:29:05.120 Teeter Yeeter.

01:29:06.120 That's a doctor that performs mutilation of children.

01:29:08.120 Teeter Yeeter.

01:29:09.120 Teeter Yeeters.

01:29:10.120 Yeah.

01:29:11.120 Wow.

01:29:12.120 Oh my God.

01:29:13.120 We could probably use that on Twitter for a couple months before they get done.

01:29:14.120 Yeah, Teeter Yeeter.

01:29:15.120 Oh yeah, Teeter Yeeter.

01:29:16.120 Teeter Yeeter.

01:29:17.120 Imagine how confused Ayaan Hirsi Ali must be with all these girls that want to mutilate

01:29:21.120 themselves.

01:29:22.120 She's just like, what the fuck?

01:29:23.120 She's like, for 40 years I've been talking against- 40 years I talk against this and then all

01:29:28.120 of a sudden everyone just do it?

01:29:31.120 I wish I could have an orgasm.

01:29:32.120 You're just taking it away for fun.

01:29:38.120 Who knew we would find a way to shit talk Ayaan Hirsi Ali?

01:29:42.120 Hold on.

01:29:43.120 Now this is reminding me to bring me back.

01:29:45.120 Mark, are you sure you've never taken part in clitoral torture?

01:29:48.120 Oh my God.

01:29:49.120 Oh my God.

01:29:50.120 Okay.

01:29:51.120 You piece of shit.

01:29:52.120 Because like beating a woman in spousal abuse is way more different than like an S&M

01:29:59.120 activity where a woman-

01:30:01.120 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:02.120 Yo, yeah.

01:30:03.120 You are into S&M shit.

01:30:04.120 I remember that on-

01:30:05.120 Yeah.

01:30:06.120 There you go.

01:30:07.120 All right.

01:30:08.120 Like that, yeah.

01:30:09.120 Dude, weren't you like a- you were like a gigolo.

01:30:10.120 Like you were like doing this professionally or some shit?

01:30:12.120 Really?

01:30:13.120 Yeah.

01:30:14.120 That-

01:30:15.120 You were getting paid for it.

01:30:16.120 That's what I mean.

01:30:17.120 Yeah.

01:30:18.120 Right?

01:30:19.120 Okay.

01:30:20.120 Like, hey, I want to be tied up and-

01:30:22.120 I hope they were coming to you.

01:30:23.120 Like cut me or like hit me and choke me and stuff.

01:30:27.120 But it's like, I would work out like safe words with them.

01:30:30.120 That's way more than just beating a chick.

01:30:32.120 I mean, it's less funny, but-

01:30:33.120 Yeah.

01:30:34.120 It's way more artistic.

01:30:35.120 I get it.

01:30:36.120 Random, what kind of piece you working with, bud?

01:30:38.120 I-

01:30:39.120 It's the thing is like-

01:30:41.120 It's bipolar.

01:30:42.120 It depends on the day.

01:30:43.120 You know, readers always have big dicks, but I always like to say I have a micropenis

01:30:47.120 because I like, I don't know.

01:30:48.120 I just get scared of-

01:30:49.120 I know, but just be honest.

01:30:51.120 Lower the expectations.

01:30:52.120 All right.

01:30:53.120 My piece is honestly like decently bigger.

01:30:56.120 And I only say that because there are women who have said, he fucking sucks.

01:31:01.120 He's going nowhere in his life, but he did have a nice dick.

01:31:04.120 So it's like, if they're that spiteful, but still give it to me, then I have-

01:31:08.120 I just have-

01:31:09.120 Story is old as time, brother.

01:31:10.120 I get it.

01:31:11.120 Oh, I do.

01:31:12.120 I have to say, I honestly, it is big because I fucking have to carry around a cranberry

01:31:17.120 pill.

01:31:18.120 And what's the other fucking thing?

01:31:20.120 The one of the-

01:31:21.120 Cause I get a lot of urinary tract infections.

01:31:23.120 Cause it's-

01:31:24.120 Oh, oh.

01:31:25.120 Because of the size of your dick you get-

01:31:27.120 What the fuck?

01:31:28.120 It sucks.

01:31:29.120 I get a lot of UTIs based on just, you know, because-

01:31:34.120 I think that's syphilis, brother.

01:31:36.120 I think you stuck your dick in too many women.

01:31:40.120 Wait, you get a penicillin shot.

01:31:42.120 Doesn't women get more UTIs than men?

01:31:44.120 Yes.

01:31:45.120 Well, not when you got a fucking piece like Random.

01:31:47.120 That's what I'm saying.

01:31:48.120 It's the friction and the rubbing that gives it-

01:31:50.120 It inflates the urethra.

01:31:53.120 How the fuck do I not get it from masturbating constantly, then?

01:31:56.120 What the fuck?

01:31:57.120 Cause your dick's so tiny.

01:31:59.120 Duh.

01:32:00.120 It doesn't have enough room to take.

01:32:02.120 Random would totally be the kind of guy who would tell people he has like a three-inch

01:32:05.120 jack, but then has like a fucking footer, you know?

01:32:07.120 It depends how much I like a woman.

01:32:14.120 Like when I'm on podcasts and there's women, I always say I have a micropenis just because

01:32:20.120 like, I don't know.

01:32:21.120 Maybe I have that woman complex where I feel like women only like me cause I'm a crazy fuck,

01:32:26.120 but they don't emotionally care.

01:32:27.120 Like they're not watching my comedy thinking I'm a good guy.

01:32:30.120 They're just like, I want that fucking dick.

01:32:32.120 It's only dudes that are comfortable with their dick session.

01:32:34.120 It's like, like me for me, you stupid hoes.

01:32:37.120 These guys have a strange obsession with other guys' dicks.

01:32:41.120 I can speak from personal experience.

01:32:42.120 No, this guy came to my house wearing like skinny jeans.

01:32:44.120 There's nothing strange about it.

01:32:45.120 Showing his fucking package everywhere and then acted like offended.

01:32:48.120 Dude, his piece on him, his like hammer that he was carrying around.

01:32:52.120 Yeah.

01:32:53.120 Like, I mean, had it in a full Nelson basically with his pants.

01:32:56.120 I think it's more appropriate to describe it as a sledgehammer to be honest.

01:32:59.120 Yeah, it is.

01:33:00.120 Reed is a hundred percent the type of guy that has a huge fucking hammer and is like weirdly

01:33:04.120 people about it.

01:33:05.120 Like it's not that big guys.

01:33:06.120 Yeah.

01:33:07.120 And he's like, and he's like his legs are, it's like his quadriceps are cramping up

01:33:11.120 because he's got to carry it around.

01:33:12.120 It's more short than a grower.

01:33:14.120 I promise.

01:33:15.120 It doesn't even get that big when it's hard.

01:33:17.120 But big dick is about spirit.

01:33:19.120 And you know what?

01:33:20.120 You guys all have it.

01:33:21.120 So.

01:33:22.120 Hell yeah.

01:33:23.120 Hell yeah.

01:33:24.120 Big dick spirit.

01:33:25.120 What a beautiful way to end the show.

01:33:27.120 Yeah.

01:33:28.120 That's it.

01:33:29.120 That's it.

01:33:30.120 That's it.

01:33:31.120 That's the show title.

01:33:32.120 Big dick spirit.

01:33:34.120 If you want.

01:33:35.120 BDS.

01:33:41.120 If you want to go ahead and finish off with some plugs and then.

01:33:44.120 Random?

01:33:45.120 So whoever wants to go first.

01:33:46.120 Yeah, random.

01:33:47.120 Clint Russell, Liberty Lockdown, big guest next week.

01:33:50.120 That's all I can say.

01:33:51.120 Jose Gallison.

01:33:53.120 I'll go next.

01:33:54.120 Last week.

01:33:55.120 Top Lobs at toplobs.com.

01:33:56.120 I actually got to run.

01:33:57.120 Cause I, I shouldn't even been on the show, but.

01:34:00.120 I hope your wife or girlfriend gets well.

01:34:03.120 Thank you guys.

01:34:04.120 I'll see you later.

01:34:06.120 Read Coverdale, naturalist, capitalist.

01:34:08.120 Oh yeah.

01:34:09.120 Jose Gallison.

01:34:10.120 Do you have something else to say, Reed?

01:34:11.120 I'm sorry.

01:34:12.120 Didn't mean to cut you off.

01:34:13.120 No, no one watches the show anyway.

01:34:14.120 So it was fine.

01:34:15.120 Go ahead.

01:34:16.120 Geez.

01:34:17.120 All right.

01:34:18.120 I'm on Jose Gallison of the No Way Jose show.

01:34:21.120 Fucking.

01:34:22.120 I had Dave Smith on recently.

01:34:23.120 So that kind of caused a stir with some shit.

01:34:26.120 Yeah.

01:34:27.120 My OKC bombing series is pretty dope.

01:34:29.120 Go check that out.

01:34:30.120 But if you want to follow me on Twitter at SenorJose2020.

01:34:33.120 Yeah.

01:34:34.120 That's all I got.

01:34:35.120 Hell yeah.

01:34:37.120 All right.

01:34:38.120 My plugs are because of all the negative energy and fucked up things that have happened in

01:34:42.120 my years of comedy.

01:34:43.120 I'm trying my best to do positive energy.

01:34:46.120 So it's a mental health that turned into a true crime comedy docu-series called Dark

01:34:53.120 Nights with Lizzie Durazzo.

01:34:54.120 And it kind of starts like with advice and these emotional stories and it's really sincere.

01:34:59.120 And I give advice for these traumatic things, but it definitely devolves into like this

01:35:03.120 podcast.

01:35:04.120 Like everything that happened here is like the last hour of the show.

01:35:08.120 But I'm promoting Dark Nights with Lizzie and Random.

01:35:11.120 I really feel like I can if I fucking die of some weird thing or the FBI agents come

01:35:15.120 and kill me just because they want me to write off on their taxes.

01:35:19.120 Like I'm not even that important anymore.

01:35:21.120 Like I want some kind of good message of love and humanity because I know we had jokes

01:35:26.120 guys, but you know, it's not a joke.

01:35:28.120 Hating someone for their race or nationality.

01:35:30.120 But yeah, it's not a joke.

01:35:33.120 It's for real.

01:35:34.120 No, I know.

01:35:35.120 I was just universal love and compassion and try my best to kind of better the world

01:35:40.120 with kindness, even though I know that's a lost cause.

01:35:42.120 But it's like that's kind of the moral of the show.

01:35:45.120 And it was really supposed to be just like a weird advice show.

01:35:49.120 But I realized every time me or Lizzie talk about stories of our life, it just everything

01:35:54.120 is a crime.

01:35:55.120 So I know a lot of women like true crime.

01:35:57.120 So we can brand it with true crime.

01:35:59.120 Like every fucking episode.

01:36:01.120 The story involves some kind of crime of like murder or rape or a guy who was a cult

01:36:06.120 leader or just shit like that.

01:36:07.120 So all your personal stories.

01:36:10.120 You're going to have Posey raining on you.

01:36:12.120 Random is Liz.

01:36:13.120 Is that Lizzie chick your old lady?

01:36:15.120 I would like her to be it.

01:36:17.120 We're like what happened is we were married and engaged.

01:36:21.120 But because of certain things like me not becoming 100 percent successful, like I decided

01:36:26.120 to pull back and just say we're boyfriend and girlfriend because I would love to marry

01:36:30.120 her.

01:36:31.120 I love her more than anything.

01:36:32.120 But it's like she has her situation going on.

01:36:35.120 She has her job that she has to like, you know, finances are getting bad because the

01:36:40.120 of Russia, we know it's not Biden fucking up.

01:36:43.120 But like and then I'm trying to move my business like things with us financially just weren't

01:36:47.120 working.

01:36:48.120 So it's like, you know, she might have to take work in Nashville and I might have to take

01:36:52.120 work in like South Carolina.

01:36:53.120 So it's like one of those.

01:36:55.120 Let's try to prepare for the worst.

01:36:56.120 But I love her more than anything.

01:36:58.120 She's everything to me.

01:37:00.120 So you got to lock that clip down.

01:37:01.120 Just go to the roulette table and fucking make it happen, brother.

01:37:04.120 She's the only one that sees it.

01:37:06.120 She's the one that brought it up.

01:37:08.120 Random sounds like Clint explaining why he can't marry Ashton.

01:37:11.120 I do have I do have one other topic that if I don't bring it up now, I'll forget next

01:37:27.120 week.

01:37:28.120 Can I bring it up real quick?

01:37:29.120 Yeah.

01:37:30.120 All right.

01:37:31.120 Very quick.

01:37:32.120 So I was listening to your mom's house today and they had on the guy who basically like blew

01:37:37.120 the whistle on AI.

01:37:38.120 He thought that the Google's AI had become sentient.

01:37:41.120 Right.

01:37:42.120 And he was talking about it.

01:37:43.120 And he's like, he's like, what's really interesting about it is that every time the

01:37:46.120 AI gets advanced enough, it becomes extraordinary, extraordinarily sexist and racist.

01:37:51.120 And yeah.

01:37:52.120 Yeah.

01:37:53.120 And what I was thinking, what I was thinking is that Tower Gang is an extremely advanced

01:37:57.120 AI.

01:38:01.120 I didn't finish that episode today because I didn't think it'd be funny with the fucking

01:38:05.120 nerd.

01:38:06.120 It's still funny.

01:38:07.120 Okay.

01:38:08.120 I turned it off whenever he got on there because I was like, I really couldn't give a shit.

01:38:10.120 We are Google's technology going sentient.

01:38:13.120 That is what Tower Gang is.

01:38:14.120 Are you trying to...

01:38:15.120 Honestly.

01:38:16.120 It's warrior technology.

01:38:17.120 I'm trying to trigger my schizophrenia like, oh my God, did I even talk to real people

01:38:20.120 or where the FBI could get shit on me to just bring up later in court.

01:38:28.120 So, yes, you did murder that lady.

01:38:29.120 That was cool.

01:38:30.120 Toad and Cole, were you ever in a metal band?

01:38:38.120 Toad was.

01:38:39.120 Toad was.

01:38:40.120 You look like a bassist or a guitarist.

01:38:42.120 Who?

01:38:43.120 Who?

01:38:44.120 Who?

01:38:45.120 Oh, me?

01:38:46.120 No, dude.

01:38:47.120 Never in a band.

01:38:48.120 I have very limited musical ability.

01:38:49.120 I can...

01:38:50.120 And because of that, I try to rap because I love music, but I can't do anything.

01:38:53.120 So...

01:38:54.120 Yeah.

01:38:55.120 That's...

01:38:56.120 That's true.

01:38:57.120 I've been in some bands and we have done metal.

01:38:59.120 That is true.

01:39:00.120 I've been a vocalist.

01:39:02.120 That's awesome.

01:39:03.120 Um, my plug is I was on the Cult of Us podcast earlier today, uh, with Adam Nutter.

01:39:09.120 Uh, so go check that out.

01:39:10.120 It was pretty fun.

01:39:11.120 Um, it's good, but that's all I got.

01:39:14.120 Oh, yeah.

01:39:15.120 Um, all I got...

01:39:16.120 You can see me on the road.

01:39:17.120 I am, uh, I am now the bassist for Rage Against the Machine.

01:39:22.120 I replaced, I replaced that commie.

01:39:25.120 The bassist.

01:39:26.120 Literally.

01:39:27.120 Uh, Tower Power Hour.

01:39:29.120 TPH Toad on Twitter, obviously.

01:39:31.120 Uh, next week we're gonna, I think, finish the Slur Tournament.

01:39:35.120 We're gonna be down to whatever we're gonna call the Final Four.

01:39:38.120 And I think we're gonna try to get on, uh, Crypt Daddy for it, so...

01:39:41.120 Hell yeah.

01:39:42.120 We're trying.

01:39:43.120 Let's do it.

01:39:44.120 I fucking love that kid.

01:39:45.120 Oh, yeah.

01:39:46.120 He's been on here three times, I wanna say.

01:39:48.120 He's one of the...

01:39:49.120 Yeah.

01:39:50.120 That's cool.

01:39:51.120 Cause he's one of those people that he's like me.

01:39:52.120 He has death in front of his face, so he can see life in perspective.

01:39:56.120 And I just love that.

01:39:57.120 True.

01:39:58.120 Like, I can identify of like, hey, you could die any second.

01:40:00.120 So it's like...

01:40:01.120 But, so he just takes his comedy...

01:40:03.120 Like, he was one of the people that kinda came out supporting me when a lot of shit went

01:40:07.120 down.

01:40:08.120 So I'll always love him.

01:40:09.120 And if I'm ever in Chicago, I'm definitely, like, gonna move on.

01:40:12.120 Oh, yeah.

01:40:13.120 I'm taking the odds, though.

01:40:14.120 I think if we're, if we're, uh, wagering on who survives longer, I'm going with Crip over

01:40:17.120 you, buddy.

01:40:18.120 Well, I...

01:40:19.120 Exactly.

01:40:20.120 I had a heart issue.

01:40:21.120 And my fucking heart just had some issue.

01:40:24.120 And it's funny, cause I was doing a podcast where I said, podcasting takes no effort.

01:40:28.120 You could do this in your pajama.

01:40:29.120 Fuck people who did podcasts.

01:40:31.120 And then an hour later, my heart just went out.

01:40:33.120 Dude, what's funny is your brain was trying to get you to kill yourself.

01:40:36.120 Exactly.

01:40:37.120 And then it was like, well, he's not gonna do it.

01:40:38.120 I'll just make the heart do it.

01:40:39.120 So...

01:40:40.120 Will you just end this fucking nonsense?

01:40:42.120 You got banned from the Legion of Skanks.

01:40:43.120 Just stop doing this shit.

01:40:45.120 Dude.

01:40:46.120 We are more hardcore than the Legion of Skanks.

01:40:49.120 We will not ban you, so...

01:40:51.120 Hey, Random, thanks for coming on.

01:40:52.120 It was great, man.

01:40:53.120 Yeah, it was fun.

01:40:54.120 Yeah, man.

01:40:55.120 Thanks for coming on.

01:40:56.120 It reinvigorated my spirit that there's people out there who you can just chill with.

01:40:58.120 You know what I mean?

01:40:59.120 Yeah.

01:41:00.120 I love you.

01:41:01.120 Like, I genuinely, with all my heart, love this.

01:41:03.120 And think you guys are awesome.

01:41:05.120 You definitely have to have it on again.

01:41:06.120 I love this.

01:41:07.120 That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to us on this show.

01:41:10.120 But it's real.

01:41:11.120 Like, you guys are all just real dudes, and you're really going about trying to better

01:41:15.120 yourselves to the best of your abilities, and you're honest about whether your shortcomings

01:41:20.120 or your good qualities.

01:41:22.120 I'm just saying you don't find that in the majority of New York City comics.

01:41:25.120 So I just...

01:41:26.120 To see that, it's fucking refreshing, and I love you guys.

01:41:28.120 Yeah, New York City.

01:41:29.120 Thanks, man.

01:41:30.120 We're going to become...

01:41:31.120 We're going to totally fucking supplant all the New York City comedy scene.

01:41:34.120 We're just going to move in there and start fucking shit up.

01:41:36.120 Fucking not new scene up at all.

01:41:37.120 I would love that.

01:41:38.120 I would love that.

01:41:39.120 I would love that.

01:41:40.120 I'm not moving to New York.

01:41:41.120 I'm just kidding.

01:41:42.120 Anyways.

01:41:43.120 Love you guys.

01:41:44.120 I got a little outro video for you all.

01:41:46.120 If anybody is going to stick around after that.

01:41:48.120 All right.

01:41:49.120 Fuck yeah.

01:41:50.120 Peace, bitches.

01:41:51.120 Peace.

01:41:52.120 Shout out to our...

01:41:57.120 Hey, Utah District 12, listen up right here.

01:42:00.120 There's a new name on the ballot for the Senate this year.

01:42:03.120 My name is Linda Paulson.

01:42:05.120 Republican and awesome.

01:42:06.120 Love God and family and the Constitution.

01:42:09.120 I tried to get another conservative to run.

01:42:12.120 Nobody could do it, so I'm getting it done.

01:42:15.120 I'm pro-religious freedom, pro-life, pro-police.

01:42:18.120 The right to bear arms and the right to free speech.

01:42:21.120 I want less government control and regulation.

01:42:24.120 Want to stop and expose all political corruption.

01:42:27.120 Where's integrity, morality, accountability.

01:42:30.120 Government programs should lead to self-sufficiency.

01:42:33.120 And support traditional family as the fundamental unit of society.

01:42:39.120 But in schools, they're pushing for new beliefs.

01:42:42.120 And just to clarify this, cause there's some who can't define this.

01:42:45.120 As a female adult, I know what a woman is.

01:42:51.120 We are going to...

01:42:52.120 ...

01:42:54.120 ...

01:42:57.120 ...

01:42:59.120 ...

01:43:00.120 We are going to win.

01:43:03.120 No, we are.

01:43:04.120 We're going to win.

01:43:09.120 failed.

Tower Gang - September 23, 2022

Ep 89 - Big Dick Spirit w⧸ Mark RanDoM

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