Tower Gang - July 20, 2021


Ep 9 - Gay Tom Woods w⧸ Robbie ＂The Fire＂ Bernstein & Liberty Lockdown


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1 hour and 20 minutes

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Robert the Flame Berenstain joins the gang to talk about his life growing up in the 60's and 70's, his time in the gay community, and what it's like to be gay in the 80's and 90's.

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00:00:13.880 We are live. Welcome, everybody, to the ninth episode of the Tower Gang podcast. Today, we have a very special guest, Robert the Flame Berenstain. Is that any relation to the Berenstain Bears, the children's books?
00:00:35.940 Comment?
00:00:36.420 You're close, dude. You're very close. They're like my grandparents, you know? There's a couple generations until you actually get to me. We changed our name to blend in with people. And in the gay community, I am what's known as a bear, so I do feel like I can't see you in my room.
00:00:58.280 By chance, did your last name change over the past 30 years from Berenstain to Berenstain?
00:01:05.000 Are we in the parallel? Did you call us the parallel universe?
00:01:07.280 I think I did. When I was a kid, I always thought that book had my name on it. It is a weird thing that we all are collectively retarded. 0.96
00:01:17.200 It's not weird for us. This is actually totally normal.
00:01:19.840 That's like the definition of Tower Gang. We're all collectively retarded. That's like part of the blame. 1.00
00:01:23.640 Well, and gay as well, and bears always hit on me, so that explains why Robbie was hitting on me in pre. 0.87
00:01:32.980 That's why he asked for that tissue bug.
00:01:39.460 You know, I'll play around with most of these, but I'm going to have to deny that allegation.
00:01:44.320 I'm more of a fan of Fat Dave. He's got the pretty hair.
00:01:47.180 That's right. 0.97
00:01:48.080 I already bring the bald thing to the table, and I'm still convinced that gay men can procreate, 1.00
00:01:52.460 so I'm looking for someone that can balance out my gene pool. 0.94
00:01:57.400 You just look like me after more Little Debbie cream pies, so I apologize, but you're not my taste. 1.00
00:02:08.560 You don't like to fuck yourself? We know you do. 1.00
00:02:10.640 Speaking of the gay thing, was it an AIDS flare-up? That's why you couldn't come on yesterday?
00:02:18.060 Was it just the AIDS came up, and you just kind of had to take a day off is what it was?
00:02:23.000 That's the way it works with AIDS. You have good days, and you've got bad days, and you know, you just got to roll with it.
00:02:28.580 I'm pot committed at this point. You can't undo the AIDS, but you can accept it and just acknowledge that you're going to have good and bad days.
00:02:35.500 By the way, I cannot—the fact that my friend decided to make the world's loudest fire behind me just as I was going to start a podcast,
00:02:45.000 it sounds like I brought Christmas gifts to an orphanage. 0.99
00:02:54.100 Holy shit. 1.00
00:02:55.400 Oh, my God. Just 40 kids. 1.00
00:02:57.660 I don't think I've ever heard Robbie just let it rip like this.
00:03:01.480 This is fantastic.
00:03:05.980 Robbie's on literal fire now.
00:03:08.460 Robbie, I was recently told by a Jewish individual that I am the most Jewish non-Jew he's ever seen.
00:03:15.640 Would you, now that you've spoken to me for like a couple of minutes, would you concur with that?
00:03:21.200 I don't know. Your voice is a little Jew-y, but you're like too thin for it almost. 1.00
00:03:27.660 I don't know. You're going to have to whip it out, bro, to really get.
00:03:32.440 Wait a minute. I'm too thin.
00:03:34.440 You look more Palestinian, dude. You're like on the wrong side of the wall, Jew. 1.00
00:03:41.180 Listen, you can't try to kick me out of this like your people are kicking out the Palestinians over there. 0.93
00:03:45.260 This is not happening.
00:03:46.680 What is your nationality?
00:03:48.740 Mostly Italian. I'm American, but, you know, heterotages are mostly Italian.
00:03:51.680 Well, if you're coming out Palestinian or Jew, you're doing Italian wrong. 0.89
00:03:58.380 It's all very similar. It's all Middle Eastern, like Greek, all that Mediterranean area.
00:04:03.060 It's all very similar. 1.00
00:04:04.160 Dude, go get yourself some fucking steroids. Be true to your heritage. 1.00
00:04:07.600 That's right.
00:04:08.500 Hey, I'm like six.
00:04:09.660 Look the hair back at least.
00:04:11.000 What's the six two? 0.98
00:04:12.460 What's the dick game like, Nick? 1.00
00:04:15.540 You rocking that Italian dick or what? 1.00
00:04:17.160 Honey! 1.00
00:04:17.380 I bet it's all right. It's always the thin, lanky guys.
00:04:23.380 Yeah, they got the hogs. 0.99
00:04:24.880 It's good enough. 1.00
00:04:25.940 He wants his wife to explain his own dick, I guess. 1.00
00:04:29.300 No, it was a joke. She's not going to do that. 1.00
00:04:32.100 That'd be amazing if she ran in and she's like, why do you think I'm with him? 0.98
00:04:36.680 Like literally everything else about him is terrible.
00:04:39.480 He's got thin arms. He sounds and looks like a Jew. 1.00
00:04:42.160 His wife also makes more than, by the way.
00:04:47.260 They call him relevant to fire for a reason.
00:04:48.960 Your wife also makes more than you, by the way, too.
00:04:51.540 That's true.
00:04:52.080 She makes significantly more than you.
00:04:53.380 She's the breadwinner, which feels bad for a Jew, I guess, I would think.
00:04:57.820 I thought we were just having fun here. 0.64
00:04:59.820 I didn't know we were trying to kill Nick.
00:05:01.260 I was going to say, man, do you guys want me to go and jump off a building after this?
00:05:04.580 It's the Tower Gangbang segment right off the bat.
00:05:07.160 Oh, is it on me?
00:05:08.380 No, it's on you.
00:05:09.080 Okay, Toad, how about you? You give me something.
00:05:12.160 Well, I mean, I thought you looked Turkish when I first saw you.
00:05:17.180 I don't know if that's much of an insult, but I'm intending it to me. 1.00
00:05:20.540 Fuck the turt. 1.00
00:05:21.680 His face looks like it belongs on a Turkish coffee can. 1.00
00:05:26.140 Like some brand that just existed for a thousand years.
00:05:30.840 Yeah, if you put me in a turban. 0.90
00:05:33.160 Yeah, standing next to a camel, 100%.
00:05:35.960 Looks like he would deny the Armenian genocide is what he looks like.
00:05:39.960 Coincidentally, he does. 0.92
00:05:44.680 He definitely looks like he would bomb the Kurds. 1.00
00:05:47.280 I only deny one genocide, and we all know which one that one is.
00:05:50.760 No.
00:05:52.440 Something you and Nick Quintez and Dave Smith can all...
00:05:54.900 That was a joke, people.
00:05:56.520 I know.
00:05:56.980 I know.
00:05:57.520 Something you, Nick Quintez and Dave Smith can all get together on and talk about.
00:06:00.600 I was going to say his last name is actually Fuentes, if you didn't know. 0.99
00:06:03.940 Holy shit. 0.95
00:06:06.440 This isn't what I expected, but I'm really enjoying this so far. 0.98
00:06:10.120 So can I...
00:06:11.320 I'm curious to know the actual origins of the show.
00:06:14.080 You guys definitely have had a strong presence on Twitter.
00:06:17.660 It started with the chili dong, which got my attention, where I couldn't tell if someone
00:06:22.080 was making fun of me.
00:06:23.180 They were approving what I was doing, not approving what I was doing.
00:06:25.680 And then the fact that someone was sitting down, and every time I was tweeting, it was
00:06:30.700 showing up.
00:06:31.600 It sat there for long enough that at some point, I just had to be like, dude, I'm going 0.99
00:06:35.340 to stop with this fucking chili dong. 0.99
00:06:37.720 And then that was a good bit. 1.00
00:06:40.780 And then you came out with Fat Dave, which even that alone was funny.
00:06:44.200 Just Fat Dave was funny.
00:06:45.340 But then you had good lines in there.
00:06:46.940 And I was like, okay, these are some funny dudes.
00:06:49.840 So I'm curious.
00:06:50.600 Clint, are you always on the show, or are you just here this week?
00:06:53.080 What is the actual dynamic here?
00:06:55.680 I've been on probably half of the episodes, but I was like one of the, I don't know,
00:07:01.220 OG, but damn close to the OG Tower Gang chat room.
00:07:05.120 And then these guys decided to start their own show.
00:07:07.740 So I've just kind of guest appearance, largely because I have the largest Twitter following.
00:07:11.160 So they just want me to retweet you.
00:07:12.340 But I have some funny jokes here and there, too.
00:07:15.500 But then you only come on when we actually have the biggest guests.
00:07:19.800 That's true. 0.99
00:07:20.640 I am a star fucker, after all. 0.99
00:07:22.540 Yeah. 0.99
00:07:23.620 He's here for the clout. 0.93
00:07:24.540 No, I just, I love Robbie, and I knew it would be fucking hysterical. 0.79
00:07:28.500 Because you guys, and I mean this in all respect, you guys have brought on some people who are 0.70
00:07:33.460 too serious, man.
00:07:34.420 You need someone with some comedic chops. 0.99
00:07:36.020 And I was like, Robbie is going to fucking burn this place down. 0.98
00:07:38.300 I am not going to miss this. 1.00
00:07:39.660 I'm sick as a dog.
00:07:40.580 And I was like, I'm not going to miss this.
00:07:42.880 Well, it was weird because we just kept getting like good, like just really good libertarian.
00:07:47.580 Just like, oh yeah, we'll do the show.
00:07:48.760 And we're like, well, we can't just turn Maj to Ray down, even though like, like it was
00:07:52.780 just, it was like, okay, we'll just do him.
00:07:57.040 And then it comes up and it's like, we'll fight and read Coverdale.
00:08:00.400 I'm like, okay, well, we're just, we'll just keep rolling.
00:08:02.540 But I, basically what happened, Robbie, is the show started because it was a joke, kind
00:08:10.000 of a joke between me and another guy, Ovaltine Jenkins, a great follow on Twitter, joked about
00:08:14.480 starting a podcast. 1.00
00:08:15.860 And so I was like, fuck it. 0.99
00:08:17.280 I'll just start one. 1.00
00:08:18.540 And so that happened.
00:08:19.140 Can I just say, wait, can I just interrupt for a second? 1.00
00:08:20.980 Ovaltine fucking catfished me like a motherfucker. 1.00
00:08:23.640 Oh yeah, I forgot where it was. 1.00
00:08:25.400 He was on your mouth. 0.69
00:08:27.740 Ovaltine's another guy. 0.99
00:08:28.800 He kept popping up into my feed and I'm like, oh, cool.
00:08:31.320 I can get some liberal quiet here. 1.00
00:08:33.160 Like, look, there's this fun black guy who's into my shit. 1.00
00:08:35.820 I was like, this must be an interesting personality that this black dude is so into my libertarian 1.00
00:08:41.620 content.
00:08:42.680 And then he hit me up and he's like, he's got a book.
00:08:44.680 And usually I ignore people, especially if they want to promote stuff. 1.00
00:08:47.320 I'm like, fuck you. 1.00
00:08:48.080 You go figure out your own fucking path. 1.00
00:08:49.960 I'm keeping my run your mouth audience for me. 1.00
00:08:52.100 That's where my cash is. 0.98
00:08:53.340 But I'm like, all right, I'll help out a black guy. 1.00
00:08:55.640 And then he wasn't even fucking black. 1.00
00:08:57.580 He totally fucking catfished me. 1.00
00:08:59.700 He was some guy's fatter than fucking Toad. 0.99
00:09:01.680 He basically looks like Toad with a couple likes of pounds. 1.00
00:09:04.440 And I'm like, Jesus Christ, how did I get suckered into this shit? 0.99
00:09:07.840 But he's a nice guy. 0.99
00:09:08.780 He's actually a good writer.
00:09:09.760 I read some of his book.
00:09:11.420 Dude, he came on afterwards.
00:09:12.960 He was like, yeah.
00:09:14.680 Robbie was kind of disappointed that I wasn't black. 0.64
00:09:17.020 We got onto the stream and he was just like, oh, you're not black. 0.99
00:09:24.260 Speaking of being catfished, Robbie, are you the tech guy for part of the problem? 0.98
00:09:30.760 Do you handle the uploads and shit? 0.98
00:09:32.580 Okay. 0.99
00:09:32.780 I assume not. 1.00
00:09:33.660 So now I can drag this dude, whoever the fuck it is. 0.99
00:09:36.280 On my big break, I get to go on part of the problem. 1.00
00:09:39.240 And this motherfucker puts in the description, nothing about my show. 0.98
00:09:43.380 And he has me as Robbie Clint. 1.00
00:09:46.120 So now I get DMs every fucking week with people going, Robbie, can I get an answer on this? 0.92
00:09:53.820 Can I get some advice on some investments? 0.98
00:09:55.480 And I have to fucking correct them every time. 0.98
00:09:57.160 And they go, oh, I just assumed Clint was your last name. 0.99
00:09:59.200 And I was like, mother of God.
00:10:00.760 So I am officially Robbie Clint.
00:10:02.600 That's not great.
00:10:04.560 I don't know what happened there.
00:10:05.520 The producer is actually a pretty smart guy.
00:10:08.500 So I don't know what happened there.
00:10:09.780 I know. 0.99
00:10:10.440 I'm just fucking around. 0.97
00:10:11.400 Next time, email me and I'll get that fixed. 0.99
00:10:13.800 That is annoying to finally get onto a show that you love and they just fuck up your name.
00:10:18.280 I was like, you guys are kidding me, man.
00:10:20.080 I was going to say it's the same producer that we have, apparently.
00:10:23.460 That's what happened to me.
00:10:24.640 Yeah, right.
00:10:25.120 Exactly. 0.99
00:10:26.680 I'm the one that goes and writes the fucking description. 0.99
00:10:28.780 No, legit with Ovaltine. 0.99
00:10:31.220 Firstly, great guy.
00:10:32.580 Ton of fun to talk to.
00:10:33.660 Good writer.
00:10:34.400 Happy that I met him.
00:10:35.520 But I was curious by looking at the picture, how someone who had that look was interested
00:10:41.140 in my stuff.
00:10:42.100 And I thought that was going to make for the conversation. 0.99
00:10:44.560 So I was curious, like, how did this guy find my shit? 0.99
00:10:47.200 And then it was Toad. 0.99
00:10:48.420 And yeah.
00:10:48.920 All right.
00:10:49.140 Anyways, fact is about Tower Gang.
00:10:52.340 But basically, so we started the podcast and like one of the first one, though, was I
00:10:57.640 get.
00:10:57.860 Do you know who Josh Smith is?
00:10:59.800 Not by name.
00:11:00.780 Oh, he's a Joshua Smith at large.
00:11:02.680 I think I've seen like.
00:11:03.620 Yeah. 0.99
00:11:03.900 And so we were hoping to get him on first and he he's reneged every fucking time. 0.99
00:11:09.200 But I'm just going to give it a low blow there. 0.97
00:11:12.560 But basically, we just started the podcast as a joke.
00:11:14.480 And we're just like, we're just talking about Tower Gang. 0.97
00:11:15.880 And then it just was like, oh, we'll get what Clint fucking came on. 0.94
00:11:19.220 And then people start coming on. 0.96
00:11:21.080 And then the real renege is Ovaltine, though.
00:11:23.060 Yeah, seriously, Ovaltine from the beginning was supposed to be on here and then he quit
00:11:27.380 Tower Gang.
00:11:28.000 That is true.
00:11:29.600 But that's not what I meant.
00:11:30.760 That's not what he meant.
00:11:31.520 That's true.
00:11:33.920 I'm just I'm just really mad that he's not on the show.
00:11:36.640 But and then the Chili Dong was that was because Peter North has become the unofficial mascot
00:11:42.560 of Tower Gang.
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00:11:57.680 I mean, if you're going to pick a porn star with nice loads, you got to go Peter North.
00:12:05.800 It was dude.
00:12:06.600 And so and then I think it started because we towered.
00:12:10.680 Did we tower Robbie or did we tower somebody else?
00:12:13.760 Oh, yeah.
00:12:14.220 Robbie would send sandwich pics.
00:12:16.620 No, that's right.
00:12:17.420 And that's where the Chili Dong came from. 0.86
00:12:19.060 And then just in the chat, I was like, I'm just gonna start sending him Chili Dongs every 0.99
00:12:22.020 day and every every tweet he has until something happens. 0.99
00:12:25.740 And then you fucking message me. 0.97
00:12:27.520 I wish I was not expecting now that took some serious commitment on why is it that you have 0.99
00:12:33.360 nothing else in your life?
00:12:36.760 Well, I lost my job.
00:12:38.500 And so that week I was just no, I was actually it was basically at work. 0.97
00:12:43.360 I'd literally just sit there and I'll go to the bathroom and I'll fucking tweet and I'll 0.99
00:12:46.620 do shit like that. 0.99
00:12:47.660 But it really what's your job job? 1.00
00:12:50.220 I'm an engineer.
00:12:50.980 I'm a civil engineer.
00:12:51.760 OK, I love the concept of getting fired and just being like, finally, I've got time to
00:12:57.500 Chili Dongs, Robbie. 1.00
00:12:59.920 Well, the problem was I actually got I actually did get fired because of Twitter and because
00:13:04.320 of trolling people on Twitter and actually did get fired because of that. 1.00
00:13:08.260 But I was just like, fuck it. 0.99
00:13:09.340 I'll go right back to it. 0.99
00:13:11.200 How they this must be at a previous job.
00:13:13.940 Yeah.
00:13:14.340 Yeah.
00:13:14.600 How did they catch you?
00:13:15.980 You had the name under yourself.
00:13:18.760 So basically, I had like my personal Twitter and I was far tower gang and I was trolling
00:13:25.740 somebody.
00:13:26.900 They had posted ESPN posted a story about that.
00:13:32.480 A hockey player in Canada got hit in the head with the back of the back of the head with
00:13:36.380 a puck and died.
00:13:37.300 And so I just tweeted underneath, hey, man, just walk it off.
00:13:40.940 You'll be fine.
00:13:42.640 And it got really heated underneath.
00:13:46.200 And then people were saying, like, I'm going to come and find you.
00:13:48.760 I'm going to ruin your life. 0.99
00:13:49.940 And so they went back through my Twitter, found a bunch of shit, found Docs me, found 0.99
00:13:54.840 who I worked for, started tweeting the worst things that I had said on Twitter to my my 0.98
00:14:00.020 work, which was a very large national corporation and got me Docs.
00:14:04.900 And then I got fired like this is later.
00:14:07.480 This is the main point to his wife.
00:14:09.880 Yeah.
00:14:09.980 This is the main reason that we constantly make fun of the syrup monkeys.
00:14:13.780 We we're not we're not fans of those.
00:14:16.600 What are they called?
00:14:17.440 What's the other words?
00:14:18.240 We need we need maple monkeys, maple monkeys.
00:14:20.680 Oh, are you talking about the Canadians? 1.00
00:14:22.660 Yeah, fuck that. 1.00
00:14:23.780 Dude, you don't fuck with like hockey. 1.00
00:14:25.820 They take that shit serious as hell. 1.00
00:14:27.160 I figured that out real quick. 1.00
00:14:29.400 They were really mad about that.
00:14:31.140 Your Twitter account, though, wasn't under your real name and they figured out who you
00:14:34.800 were by the picture.
00:14:37.260 They figured out by the picture.
00:14:38.560 It was the same picture on your LinkedIn, right?
00:14:42.720 It was on my Facebook and Facebook through it.
00:14:45.180 I guess they reversed image searched and they got it and then saw who I worked for and then
00:14:49.560 just started tweeting.
00:14:50.180 It was because of a joke about a hockey player dying.
00:14:53.520 I can't believe that someone would try and ruin your life over that.
00:14:56.560 It's incredible.
00:14:57.000 And I was just like, yeah, and I was just trolling underneath and I was like, well, I guess
00:15:02.660 that's why you make alts.
00:15:03.700 And then that's where I had another I had.
00:15:05.940 I got to know, how was that actual conversation with your boss?
00:15:09.320 Was it the guy being like, listen, this is ridiculous and I have to fire you, but I apologize. 0.97
00:15:15.940 The Internet sucks and you got docked. 0.98
00:15:17.860 So we have to let you go. 0.99
00:15:19.200 Or was it like we can't believe that you would do this at like a 10 minute shame session?
00:15:24.740 No, it was so because the way the corporation was set up was like each like where I worked
00:15:31.180 at was each office was autonomous enough. 1.00
00:15:34.100 And so they were like, hey, like you were a dumbass. 1.00
00:15:36.120 Like you were you're being stupid online, saying this stupid shit, but we don't want to fire 1.00
00:15:39.680 you. 1.00
00:15:40.380 So you'll be fine.
00:15:41.140 So they told me like on a Wednesday and they're like, come back.
00:15:43.540 You'll be on suspension till Friday.
00:15:44.840 Come back. 0.98
00:15:45.420 And we'll and that by that time, HR will have done a fucking investigation and they'll look 0.99
00:15:50.720 at it. 0.98
00:15:51.380 I come back Friday and they're like, hey, we're going to let you go.
00:15:54.040 The CEO got wind of this and he was just like, no.
00:15:58.220 So we're going to let you go.
00:16:00.500 But it was it was he was it was a lot better because immediately after my boss was like,
00:16:05.960 hey, here's a couple of connections for a next job, which I started the next week after
00:16:10.220 that.
00:16:10.580 But it was. 1.00
00:16:12.440 Did you go back on Twitter and be like, fuck you guys. 1.00
00:16:14.980 I got more hockey pucks for everybody. 1.00
00:16:16.700 It was it was it was funny because I really I finally actually did say something on Twitter
00:16:22.400 the other day about it with a different account.
00:16:26.120 But I did.
00:16:27.300 Everybody on Tower Gang was like, hey, we have the guy's information that doxed you.
00:16:31.540 Do you want us to dox him?
00:16:32.660 We have his like his mom's number.
00:16:34.540 And I was like, don't do this.
00:16:36.620 I hope not.
00:16:37.540 I think somebody called his mom. 0.99
00:16:38.840 Don't fucking say that live. 1.00
00:16:40.160 You idiot. 1.00
00:16:40.740 You say that off the mic off the cord. 1.00
00:16:43.820 I'm not being serious.
00:16:45.700 I just adjusted my sound.
00:16:47.220 Is that going to be too loud?
00:16:48.600 No, it's fine.
00:16:49.160 OK, wait.
00:16:50.700 Someone called your mom.
00:16:52.460 Actually, no, actually, a guy did text my mom.
00:16:56.500 He they.
00:16:57.280 Oh, I didn't know.
00:16:58.080 I don't remember.
00:16:58.560 I didn't know that either.
00:16:59.440 Yeah.
00:16:59.700 To be like, hey, what's up?
00:17:00.900 Or they were like, apparently, I think they also took the same pictures.
00:17:04.560 They sent my my work and they sent them to my mom and said, is this your son?
00:17:08.380 And my mom called me and was like, hey, someone's texting me.
00:17:12.500 Do you know this person?
00:17:14.040 And I was like, no, just block them.
00:17:16.820 How dope would it be if like all of this was just the greatest troll I've ever pulled off?
00:17:24.240 I was like, I was. 1.00
00:17:25.720 And honestly, I was just trying to fuck your mom. 1.00
00:17:27.480 But like it just got out of hand. 1.00
00:17:30.260 It'd be incredible.
00:17:31.560 That would be so great, Clint.
00:17:34.020 I'm sorry.
00:17:34.740 It's not true.
00:17:35.480 You're like, I ruined your life over a joke, man.
00:17:36.620 I'm actually a huge hockey fan. 1.00
00:17:39.340 Look at my fucking skin, bro. 1.00
00:17:40.360 I'm white as shit. 1.00
00:17:42.040 Dude, my mom's like a really conservative Jewish lady. 1.00
00:17:44.560 And I almost feel blessed that I don't get calls.
00:17:47.360 I have yet to get a call like, wait, did you really say this on a podcast?
00:17:50.820 I'm like, I'm surprised that I haven't had to deal with more of that.
00:17:53.700 But luckily, I haven't. 0.95
00:17:55.100 That sucks.
00:17:55.720 Getting told on to your how old are you? 0.96
00:17:58.160 I'm 25.
00:17:58.960 I mean, yeah, you're still kind of a kid.
00:18:03.060 But like, I'm 33.
00:18:05.220 The concept of getting told on by the internet to your mother.
00:18:10.520 Dude, I'm worried it's going to happen to me.
00:18:13.900 Yeah.
00:18:14.340 It's like that thing.
00:18:15.440 Daniel Tosh always tells that joke about how, because his parents are, his dad's like a pastor.
00:18:20.680 Jesus Christ, who's dog?
00:18:27.800 He's like, people come to my parents' house, and my mom opens the door, and they're like, is he really your son?
00:18:33.960 I'm like, yes.
00:18:34.920 Is he gay? 1.00
00:18:36.260 Shut the door. 1.00
00:18:39.000 Also, yes.
00:18:40.320 Yes.
00:18:42.920 Robbie, is your mom supportive of your podcasting?
00:18:47.460 Does she listen to your episodes and stuff?
00:18:49.220 No, no, no, no.
00:18:50.100 Thank God they don't, but no, not at all.
00:18:52.380 They pay zero attention to this, which is the way I like it.
00:18:55.220 My parents don't even know I do part of the problem.
00:18:57.060 Like, I've never told them about the show.
00:18:58.900 They literally have no idea.
00:19:00.440 Yeah.
00:19:00.680 They have no idea that I do that show.
00:19:02.760 Yeah, they know who Dave is.
00:19:04.440 Would they know who Dave is?
00:19:05.420 You could tell them about him? 0.99
00:19:06.560 My mom and dad could meet Dave Smith tomorrow in a store, and they would have no fucking clue. 0.97
00:19:14.460 Probably much like most of the nation, but, you know, in our community. 0.98
00:19:17.500 That's true.
00:19:19.060 I don't know.
00:19:19.620 My mom knows who Dave and Robbie are. 1.00
00:19:22.380 Your mom's fucking base, it sounds like. 1.00
00:19:24.300 She is. 0.99
00:19:27.080 I did want to ask you, since with all the COVID stuff, how has that changed your comedy at all?
00:19:33.260 Have you...
00:19:34.300 I'm not funny anymore.
00:19:38.080 Disagree.
00:19:38.440 Thanks, man.
00:19:40.000 Thanks, man.
00:19:40.400 I don't know.
00:19:41.160 You know, I've started getting back to hosting in the city.
00:19:45.520 Luckily, Harrington started booking at this place called Brooklyn Comedy Club.
00:19:49.040 So I've hosted the last, like, four weekends in a row, and all of them have been fun.
00:19:54.600 I'm really curious to see, because I got some, like, I got gigs coming up.
00:19:57.660 I got Childerberg.
00:19:58.400 I'm doing the Portland, whatever it is.
00:20:04.180 I'm doing, I'm basically showing up trying to get Mises people to come out and actually vote in, you know, some representatives.
00:20:10.640 So I'm flying out there, me and my friend Kyle Ruff are doing a comedy show. 0.98
00:20:15.140 I'm curious to see, because for me, I really got to work out my shit on stage. 0.84
00:20:18.620 Like, I can tell you, when I have a good joke, it takes exactly a month of getting up, for the most part. 0.98
00:20:23.100 Like, there's some exceptions where, like, you just write it and it works.
00:20:26.040 But a lot of my stuff, it takes a month from start to finish to, like, hone it out.
00:20:30.840 And the nice thing is when you go up on the road and you've worked out every single minute of your act, you're getting up in front of your crowd, and you just, you know you're good.
00:20:37.800 Like, you've done the homework over the last six months.
00:20:39.900 It's like, I mean, I wasn't a good student, but I guess that's the equivalent of when the smart kids showed up for finals and they'd actually studied, and they're like, hey, I'm good to go.
00:20:47.300 I was never that person my whole life.
00:20:49.820 So now I got these gigs coming up, and, like, I've got some stuff I'm really interested in and passionate about, but it's not – I mean, I think I'm a better performer, actually, from all the podcasting I've done for the last couple months.
00:21:01.000 But my act is not as tight and just sharp as it was, you know, a year ago when I was honing it every night.
00:21:07.560 But we'll see.
00:21:08.360 I'm excited for these gigs.
00:21:09.400 I'm excited to get back out there, and I actually utilized this time really well.
00:21:13.980 I started writing a lot of jokes on my podcast, and in some ways I do feel like I still managed to hone my funny without live stand-up.
00:21:22.680 Now, did your material change at all?
00:21:25.160 Was it like – were you like, I'm still – were you like, I'm going to go a lot in on COVID stuff, or was it kind of what you were doing before?
00:21:34.100 Man, I'm really getting the 60-minute treatment. 0.71
00:21:36.340 I fucking love it. 0.99
00:21:37.040 I was like – you guys care about my comedy crap. 0.99
00:21:39.120 I was literally thinking about these today. 0.96
00:21:41.160 I really like what I was telling them.
00:21:41.580 No, no, no.
00:21:42.720 This is autistic Charlie Rose.
00:21:44.440 I did an end-of-year thing, which you guys can go find.
00:21:49.920 And it's on YouTube, Robbie the Fire, all one year.
00:21:52.200 I did an end-of-year recap.
00:21:53.420 And I will say my comedy is – when I was getting up late at night in front of a bunch of drunks that don't show the same politics as me, firstly, if I'm doing a political joke, I kind of have to disguise my approach quite a bit to make it relatable. 0.71
00:22:07.760 But also, I tell a lot of dick, fart, drug jokes because that's my lifestyle.
00:22:12.780 I'm hanging out with people late at night. 1.00
00:22:14.180 I got jokes about fucking just filth and nonsense. 0.98
00:22:16.860 And being home and writing more for my audience allows me to be a little bit smarter with my comedy, a little bit more political. 0.98
00:22:24.900 So I have – here's what I'm finding is really interesting.
00:22:28.040 You guys can cut me off if this starts getting boring.
00:22:30.440 And I'm kind of curious to see how it plays out.
00:22:32.740 But in front of my own audience, I can be a little –
00:22:34.700 Okay, stop right there.
00:22:36.620 I'm just talking about you.
00:22:38.460 No, I can be a little bit more long form and kind of like get into topics for like a longer period of time versus in the New York City Comedy Club.
00:22:48.200 Sometimes I can approach those.
00:22:49.320 It's almost like are you guys fans of jam bands at all?
00:22:51.980 No.
00:22:52.740 No?
00:22:53.220 All right.
00:22:53.620 Well, then this reference won't relate in any way.
00:22:56.320 I don't know what you mean.
00:22:56.900 I'm freezing, man.
00:22:58.440 The Grateful Dead, like they had their radio versions, which would be three minutes, and then you'd see them live and the same thing could be seven or eight minutes.
00:23:05.700 It's – I'm starting to find my stand-up is a little bit like an accordion in that way where if I'm in front of my crowd, what would be a three-minute club bit because I got to keep it real tight to what's relatable to them.
00:23:17.080 I can actually have more fun with it in front of my audience and turn it into like a seven-minute thing, and then it becomes a little bit more nuanced.
00:23:23.980 I actually think it's more interesting as the seven-minute version, but I can't really do that in a New York City club.
00:23:29.420 That's a good analogy.
00:23:30.580 Yeah.
00:23:31.520 Yeah, Robbie of the Fire is the jam comic.
00:23:34.060 The jam comic.
00:23:36.200 The jam comic?
00:23:37.300 Yeah.
00:23:37.760 He's the Jerry Garcia of comedy.
00:23:40.780 I'm trying, man. 0.96
00:23:41.980 I'm a big deadhead. 0.99
00:23:43.080 I've learned – I've definitely learned a lot from even their business practices, one which is just make shit free. 0.99
00:23:49.940 Like that's part of how I became a big deadhead was that when I discovered them, it was all free. 0.96
00:23:54.500 So like I became a super fan because all of a sudden I had 100 albums of them.
00:23:59.020 The other thing is they're the only band that I can listen to like indefinitely because there's so much variance.
00:24:04.620 Like each concert is different.
00:24:06.300 Every show is different.
00:24:07.440 So there's no other band that I've listened to as much as them ever.
00:24:11.400 And I do somewhat model a little bit what – I mean I'm 0% successful.
00:24:17.860 Is there as much drugs at your comedy special as there at the dead concerts?
00:24:22.600 You know, I wish at the after party.
00:24:24.720 I think at the after party we hang pretty good.
00:24:26.900 But before the shows, I try and keep it – when I was getting up and – I mean, dude, I've done shows like fucking blitzed out of my mind.
00:24:34.080 I've done shows like 2 in the morning, Times Square, where I was like 10 or 12 drinks.
00:24:38.580 And I've done bumps and gone up on stage, which is not great to be honest.
00:24:42.780 Honestly, it's not great.
00:24:44.060 The couple times I've done bumps on stage is like Saturday night, 2 in the morning.
00:24:47.120 You got to do a late show and you know you're too hammered for it.
00:24:49.740 You take a bump in the bathroom.
00:24:51.420 You get up on stage and for the first three minutes, it's the best comedy anyone's ever heard. 0.99
00:24:55.280 It's electric, and then in your head it's like you hear the brakes and you're like, fuck, I need another bump. 0.94
00:25:01.620 Hey, guys, can you hold on one second? 0.99
00:25:03.520 All right, I'm good.
00:25:04.560 I've only done that once or twice, but the point being, no, I think for stand-up you can't quite party like The Rock guys.
00:25:12.160 You got to be – you got to actually talk and like be present.
00:25:15.980 I got to figure out where the Robbie the Fire after parties actually take place because I've seen you multiple times live
00:25:21.160 and you're always at some other club I think almost immediately afterwards. 0.98
00:25:24.540 I'm like, where the fuck did the fire go? 0.98
00:25:26.040 I don't know. 0.99
00:25:26.540 That must have been in New York City.
00:25:29.360 Boston actually.
00:25:32.240 That's interesting.
00:25:32.920 That's – what was that, with Dave?
00:25:35.840 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:37.060 Yeah, that was a really fun gig.
00:25:38.980 The last one that we did was one of the funnest gigs I've ever done.
00:25:41.560 That was like a real tight room.
00:25:43.500 That's true.
00:25:43.840 You got to come out on Summer Porch Store.
00:25:45.660 When it's Summer Porch Store, it's a smaller crowd that's mine, and I hang out with everybody afterwards.
00:25:51.120 I am actually.
00:25:52.240 I'm going to be at one of those up here.
00:25:54.240 Oh, hell yeah.
00:25:54.860 Yeah.
00:25:55.080 There you go.
00:25:55.960 Yeah.
00:25:56.300 No, no, no.
00:25:56.820 The Summer Porch Store gigs that I did, this was actually so cool.
00:26:00.540 When we did the show that we did in Philadelphia, which I was supposed to do it at a fan's house,
00:26:06.620 and then day of it rained and he had a backyard that like flooded.
00:26:09.240 So I rented a yoga studio that I did the show in. 0.99
00:26:12.980 It was the worst fucking setting for a show. 0.98
00:26:15.020 I was trying to film this thing to put it up on YouTube as like that end of year special. 0.99
00:26:18.120 I had to use the footage from the other event.
00:26:19.580 It was like the worst place to try and do comedy, but we did it.
00:26:22.740 We had a fun show.
00:26:23.460 But then one of the guys was like, you know, we can all go back to my house and party.
00:26:28.320 I felt like I was back in college.
00:26:29.400 It was really, it was the middle of COVID.
00:26:31.640 Most people that had come out to the show said they hadn't left their house in like two months.
00:26:35.140 It was like, we literally had a house party and the guy had a shitty house, which also helped you feel like you were in college.
00:26:40.020 It wasn't like a nice place that you had to respect. 0.99
00:26:42.820 You know, you could just piss in the closets again, like all that fun shit that you remember from college. 0.99
00:26:47.380 But we hung out there till like three in the fucking morning. 1.00
00:26:49.760 We were smoking cigars in the back. 0.99
00:26:51.960 Mike Heiss was in the basement. 0.99
00:26:53.100 The basement was literally just like a fucking cloud of smoke. 0.98
00:26:55.580 I love that when there's different layers. 0.99
00:26:57.260 It's like you go to the basement, the stoners are hanging out.
00:26:59.780 Outside, it's the nicotine people.
00:27:01.780 The bathrooms, the Coke people. 0.98
00:27:03.420 I fucking love that where it's like, you know what I mean? 0.98
00:27:05.880 It's like each floor has got a different thing going on. 0.99
00:27:08.800 Are the drunks just everywhere?
00:27:11.020 Because that's where I would be.
00:27:11.840 Yeah, well, I usually buy the bar, but, you know, the boost is easy.
00:27:17.220 Speaking of 3 a.m. after parties, do you get any run your mouth or POTP tail thrown at you, especially now that Dave's married?
00:27:25.840 Does he forward the DMs or what's going on? 0.99
00:27:28.440 I feel like there definitely are some times where I firstly, I'll take I'll take secondary pussy any day. 1.00
00:27:34.980 I'll be consolation prize. 0.99
00:27:36.600 I have no problem with that. 1.00
00:27:38.340 Like if you walk up to me and be like, listen, I was hoping to fuck Dave, but he's clearly married. 1.00
00:27:42.500 So I'm going to fuck you. 1.00
00:27:43.240 I'm like, sure, that's fine. 1.00
00:27:44.740 Dude, I was hooked up with this chick in New York where I swear, like I know that some people don't like being fetishized. 1.00
00:27:51.380 Like this only happened to me once, but this chick, she was from like Nebraska or Kansas. 1.00
00:27:56.000 I don't know.
00:27:56.240 I don't really listen to women, but she was from one of those areas. 1.00
00:28:00.700 And she was just like into me because I was a New York City comic.
00:28:05.220 Like she just had an idea in her head from watching Seinfeld and then meeting a New York City Jewish comedian. 0.99
00:28:10.620 And I was like, yeah, I'll be your fucking fetish. 0.99
00:28:12.520 This is great. 1.00
00:28:13.020 I don't have to work for this.
00:28:14.120 Like, sure.
00:28:14.920 I guess I'm just that thing that you wanted.
00:28:16.940 Like, great.
00:28:17.540 I don't, you know, so the answer is it doesn't happen that often, but when it does, it's pretty great. 1.00
00:28:24.420 She's got a thing for the cut dick, man. 1.00
00:28:26.600 And Robbie will take Dave's sloppy seconds as well. 0.99
00:28:30.820 Are you in charge of the stream right now, Toad, or is it Cole?
00:28:33.840 It's Toad.
00:28:34.760 Oh, it's me.
00:28:35.440 Hit my screen share.
00:28:37.240 What are we doing here?
00:28:38.280 Just check it real quick.
00:28:39.260 Look what somebody made.
00:28:40.760 Oh, my God.
00:28:42.700 Someone already made that?
00:28:44.060 Oh, my God.
00:28:46.500 That's amazing.
00:28:47.260 That's Garbage Mane, dude. 1.00
00:28:48.980 Shout out.
00:28:49.480 That's hilarious.
00:28:50.780 I didn't realize we were live.
00:28:52.080 What's up, random people?
00:28:53.600 We were live.
00:28:56.420 And we have fans that are creating art mid-show.
00:28:59.480 This is awesome.
00:29:01.220 Yeah.
00:29:02.240 Autists together strong.
00:29:05.200 Tower is going on live as well sometimes.
00:29:08.200 Who knows?
00:29:08.620 We tried to do that with Brian McWilliams.
00:29:11.600 And it kind of went.
00:29:13.340 We finished it the next morning, but it was fun.
00:29:15.880 Oh, man.
00:29:17.060 Robbie, whenever you make a joke on part of the problem and you get Dave to laugh, I see
00:29:23.520 a light in your eyes light up.
00:29:25.360 Is that always true? 0.99
00:29:27.100 Is it always like you get him to laugh and you're just like, fuck yeah, I did it again. 0.98
00:29:31.420 Well, that's how I would feel. 0.85
00:29:33.700 No, you know, it's not that linear, but there's an energy when people are like, especially as
00:29:41.880 a comic, there's an energy like even if Dave's laughing, we're like, oh, I can start tagging
00:29:45.600 my jokes kind of thing.
00:29:47.280 You know what I mean?
00:29:47.660 Like you almost once it's like if you ever play that game where you're keeping like a
00:29:51.680 balloon in the air, you know what I mean?
00:29:53.660 It's almost like that.
00:29:54.640 If you get that first laugh as a comic, now the balloons in the air and you're like, oh,
00:29:58.420 can I tag this?
00:29:59.120 Can I get can I milk more out of this? 0.99
00:30:01.240 So it's not so much that I'm like, oh, shit, I got Dave. 0.99
00:30:03.960 Like, you know what? 1.00
00:30:04.840 Wait, actually, I got to call bullshit on myself. 0.94
00:30:07.740 If I haven't said much in an episode and then I cut him with a joke and it gets a laugh, 0.86
00:30:12.560 I'm like, OK, I did my part. 0.97
00:30:13.960 Like I wasn't just a total fucking lump on a log the whole episode. 0.94
00:30:17.100 So that might be more. 0.97
00:30:18.020 And then, yes, that's more conscious where it's like if there's been like 20 minutes, 0.99
00:30:21.120 I haven't said shit. 0.99
00:30:22.000 And then I come in with a joke and Dave laughs. 0.98
00:30:23.880 I'm like, all right, all right.
00:30:24.700 I earned my no money today.
00:30:27.720 He doesn't pay you anything?
00:30:29.780 He bought me this nice house so that there would be a better background.
00:30:32.820 All right.
00:30:33.340 Well, that's good to hear.
00:30:34.280 That's part from him and the AIDS money finally came in.
00:30:38.800 I didn't know there was a fund for AIDS patients, but that's dope.
00:30:42.420 Dave's kind of a straight man.
00:30:43.900 I'm part of the problem anyway, though. 0.97
00:30:45.280 And Robbie's the gay man, so. 0.97
00:30:48.380 That's where the flame comes from. 0.97
00:30:50.420 Not bad, dude.
00:30:51.140 Robbie the flamer.
00:30:53.160 I think that that would be the hardest part about being his co-host is that,
00:30:58.140 obviously, like he gets the lion's share of the talking time.
00:31:01.780 How do you how do you balance that with like internally?
00:31:05.300 Because I can go.
00:31:06.400 Yeah.
00:31:06.800 With your ego or just with.
00:31:08.240 Oh, you know, having patience.
00:31:10.880 No, this is another music example.
00:31:12.700 I feel like if you had a.
00:31:15.600 You need a good rhythm section.
00:31:17.380 Yeah.
00:31:17.620 It's like if the Jimi Hendrix experience decided to hire a guitar player to play like 1.00
00:31:21.740 fucking rhythm guitar, like if Jimmy's taking his fucking solo, you shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:31:26.720 It's like I got front seat, you know, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:31:29.260 Like I got front seat.
00:31:30.260 It's his show.
00:31:31.100 I'm really happy to be there.
00:31:32.480 I contribute in the spots that I can.
00:31:34.460 But like on the same note, I understand like he's really fun.
00:31:38.620 I mean, he did the show for seven or eight years before I got there.
00:31:42.060 The guy he doesn't need me there.
00:31:43.840 You know what I mean?
00:31:44.300 So it's like when he's doing his thing, I'm pretty content to sit back and I like I make
00:31:50.280 I make my contributions where I can.
00:31:51.860 Sometimes he's talking about stuff that I'm just not as knowledgeable about and I don't
00:31:55.040 think it makes for great radio for I think it's a little bit weird that my I'm always
00:31:59.140 on screen now. 0.96
00:32:00.140 I think that's just fucking weird to look at me when I'm not fucking talking like I don't 0.94
00:32:04.380 know that that production standpoint is is the best approach. 0.96
00:32:08.460 But no, I feel like I got the best seat in the house and, you know, it's like working
00:32:12.760 with a great solo guitarist. 0.97
00:32:14.160 If he's fucking taking a solo, I'm I'm happy to sit there and let him do his thing. 0.95
00:32:18.020 The reason I ask is because I never had watched the YouTube version. 0.98
00:32:22.040 Oh, it's awkward. 0.99
00:32:22.600 Yeah, it's fucking. 0.99
00:32:23.340 I had always listened that way. 0.99
00:32:24.880 So about a month ago, I like I'm about to go on.
00:32:27.880 So I'm like, I'm going to watch just to see what it's like.
00:32:29.780 So I don't feel, you know, put off once I'm on air and and I'm watching you.
00:32:34.740 And I think you I think it was one of the episodes you were you said you had drank.
00:32:37.400 So I think it was probably you were just hung over, but it looked it looked as if the life 1.00
00:32:41.780 was being slowly drained from your body as I was like, dude, this this motherfucker 1.00
00:32:46.300 looks miserable. 1.00
00:32:47.060 So I just want to make sure you are right.
00:32:48.520 That's all you should have like shaved clean and everything and just pretended to be Robbie
00:32:52.040 and not even act like you.
00:32:54.020 I also have the problem. 0.99
00:32:57.640 And this is a little bit like a resting bitch face, which is when I'm focused, I come 1.00
00:33:02.660 when I'm focused, I come off as angry and I'm not, but I can just tell you, like, sometimes 0.99
00:33:08.060 when I'm focused and I'm like trying to actually listen, it just comes off like, what the fuck 0.98
00:33:12.700 is he so angry? 1.00
00:33:13.240 It's because I don't like to think I'm a lazy fuck. 1.00
00:33:15.260 Like, you know what I mean? 0.99
00:33:16.500 I'm drinking.
00:33:17.600 I got a big old smile on.
00:33:18.900 But if I'm trying to actually listen, I look.
00:33:20.880 Yes, I look like I'm disturbed.
00:33:24.300 Like a lead singer of it.
00:33:27.820 We were semi joking about just asking you questions about Dave Smith before, like just
00:33:32.640 Oh, it would have been funny.
00:33:33.840 I mean, if you really committed to it, it would have been funny.
00:33:36.440 Yeah, we were going to do like a whole thing.
00:33:38.540 It was like, oh yeah, we were just, we were supposed to have Dave on, but we got you instead.
00:33:43.500 So, but we have all these questions already.
00:33:46.920 We were going to intentionally miss and miss state your last name over and over again in
00:33:51.380 different, different variations.
00:33:52.840 Yeah.
00:33:53.880 It would have been, the Dave thing would have been a good bit.
00:33:56.660 We just, we, we didn't know.
00:33:58.080 We were, we were like, we were like, we were like, is he going to be down with that?
00:34:01.600 Or is it like, does he already, is he, does he get this, does he get this a lot?
00:34:05.220 If he goes on somewhere else and they just keep asking about Dave all the time?
00:34:07.740 It's just like, that's a weird way to hold the mug. 1.00
00:34:09.620 Did anybody else see that shit? 1.00
00:34:12.960 Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a big fan of a rye whiskey out of a coffee mug. 1.00
00:34:17.700 It works well.
00:34:18.640 I don't know.
00:34:19.860 I would have been the straight man.
00:34:21.020 I would have been the straight man just correcting everything.
00:34:23.160 Like every time they said, said something wrong, I would have been like, it's Bernstein. 0.99
00:34:27.020 I mean, for the fuck, I mean, it's the, it's the fire. 0.99
00:34:29.520 I mean, is this, is this, it would have been, it would have been a good bit, I think, but 1.00
00:34:33.080 it's okay.
00:34:34.040 You guys didn't commit to it.
00:34:35.820 So, you know, you're talking about dipping cookies into coffee, where you're actually dipping
00:34:40.360 into rye whiskey instead.
00:34:43.040 You know, I haven't tried that, but I think there are a couple of cookies that would work. 0.89
00:34:47.460 You know what, you know what would work is those shitty duplex cookies that are like 0.96
00:34:51.540 overly sweet. 0.98
00:34:53.120 You know what I mean?
00:34:53.580 I'm just like, I feel like if you did that into this rye, that would actually work.
00:34:59.640 Excellent.
00:35:00.040 I'm actually getting a hard on for that right now.
00:35:01.700 That's how I do have a serious Dave question though.
00:35:06.440 What's the story on how you wound up getting like picked up as his like protege or whatever
00:35:10.580 you would call it.
00:35:11.360 Intern.
00:35:11.880 Did you murder the dude that used to have that role?
00:35:15.560 No, I actually, no, Brank's out in, uh, Brank's out in Colorado.
00:35:20.380 He's got his own show.
00:35:21.500 Uh, I think Brankadelic me and Brank are friends.
00:35:24.020 He used to do standup.
00:35:24.880 I like that guy a lot.
00:35:25.840 We, uh, we've taken mushrooms before.
00:35:27.600 I'm a big fan of, uh, I'm a big fan of Mike.
00:35:30.160 Uh, no, I know Dave for like long before I was working on the show from doing standup.
00:35:34.860 Uh, if anything, I got a little bit lucky that I started doing all the ad sales stuff at
00:35:39.400 gas.
00:35:39.940 And so when Brank had left, I was there, uh, and me and Dave are friends and I had already
00:35:46.200 shared his politics.
00:35:46.960 I was a pretty natural fit to kind of take over.
00:35:50.340 I think I took over as the producer first.
00:35:51.900 I didn't take over as for, for Brank.
00:35:54.540 I took over for the producer.
00:35:56.320 Uh, and then over time I kind of didn't want to do production stuff anymore and just started,
00:36:01.560 you know, acting a second Mike.
00:36:03.140 Um, so the answer is I kind of ended up there just because I was actually, you know, working
00:36:08.100 the office job thing and, you know, Dave needed someone who would listen.
00:36:12.280 How much of the production is handled by the producer and how much does Dave do?
00:36:16.380 Cause I always wonder like, like when it comes to, is he spending, yeah, like, is he spending
00:36:21.620 as much time reading, you know, Twitter as we do to stay up on the news or what's going
00:36:26.180 on?
00:36:26.860 No, no.
00:36:27.260 Production is, uh, uh, I mean, I don't know that I should be revealing everything about the
00:36:32.620 way the sausage is made, but no production production is me and Dave in terms of, uh,
00:36:36.800 show content.
00:36:37.460 It's mostly Dave with the exception of like, you know, day of I'll pitch him show topics,
00:36:42.340 which sometimes he has a lot more often than not, he has no interest in, but, uh, sometimes
00:36:48.020 I hit on something that he didn't know about or sometimes, uh, yeah.
00:36:51.280 So for the most part, I, I show up, sometimes I show up to the show and I find out what Dave's
00:36:57.000 talking about.
00:36:57.580 Sometimes he texts me day of, and he lets me know.
00:37:00.400 Sometimes I pitch them some show topics.
00:37:03.520 Uh, the producer is more there, uh, managing the levels, making sure that we get the descriptions
00:37:08.320 right, uh, so that the guests can get the, uh, you know, the plug for actually coming
00:37:12.200 on.
00:37:12.620 We take that part very seriously.
00:37:14.240 And then of course, cutting the clips, getting everything up on YouTube.
00:37:17.260 So the, the, the production side is, is more of the details, like making sure that, uh,
00:37:22.120 hosts, you know, uh, the guests first and last names appear accurate in the description.
00:37:26.700 They do a great job.
00:37:27.760 Do you, have you ever had him talking about a subject?
00:37:32.880 Like you didn't get the text beforehand, so you don't know what he's going to talk
00:37:35.520 about.
00:37:35.940 And he brings up something that you have no clue about and you have to like free ball
00:37:38.860 it.
00:37:39.820 Um, I, I kind of want to plea the fifth on that one.
00:37:45.480 Speaking of free balling, does Dave actually wear sheath underwear?
00:37:49.220 I wear sheath.
00:37:50.100 Sheath is great.
00:37:51.040 I, uh, I'll vouch for sheath.
00:37:52.600 Use promo code RYM 20% off.
00:37:54.460 They just got a plug on Tower Gang.
00:37:56.540 You walked us up into that one, buddy.
00:37:58.700 I'm trying to get them to send me some free, uh, some free underwear.
00:38:01.700 I've, they've, they've retweeted me a couple of times.
00:38:03.500 They followed me.
00:38:04.140 I'm like, I'm really pushing for it, but. 1.00
00:38:05.900 Is it true that there's a slot for your dick in these things? 1.00
00:38:08.880 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:38:09.460 My dick's too small for it, but it's there. 1.00
00:38:11.620 I was literally about to say that. 1.00
00:38:13.140 I was literally about to say nobody in Tower Gang's dick is big enough to fit in the 1.00
00:38:16.140 fucking thing. 1.00
00:38:18.140 Damn it. 1.00
00:38:18.540 I got to try it out now. 1.00
00:38:19.320 Speak for yourself, sir.
00:38:20.160 No, it's, uh, I, I mean, I don't have to, I legitimately wear them when exercising.
00:38:26.900 They're particularly, particularly good.
00:38:28.180 I've gotten into like, uh, bike, like cycling. 0.97
00:38:30.980 I got like a nice road bike and it's good for keeping shit in place. 0.96
00:38:34.360 Yes. 0.99
00:38:35.380 Yeah.
00:38:35.620 On the weekends at least.
00:38:37.040 It's a tandem bicycle.
00:38:39.340 Does a bicycle have a seat on it?
00:38:42.500 That's how you got AIDS.
00:38:43.760 What are you talking about?
00:38:44.680 You shared bike, seatless bikes?
00:38:47.200 You're not supposed to do that.
00:38:48.040 You know, I was, I was reluctant to get into, uh, um, cycling, but my boyfriend told me
00:38:53.200 about all this.
00:38:55.300 I was like, all right, if you're into it, I'm trying to keep this going.
00:38:58.420 So I'll give it a try.
00:38:59.480 And you know, now I like it.
00:39:00.720 It's nice.
00:39:01.520 You got a girl, man?
00:39:03.020 No.
00:39:04.300 You try, you try to get married and have kids at one of these days or are you just a
00:39:07.400 bachelor?
00:39:07.740 Come on, dude.
00:39:08.380 We don't.
00:39:08.600 Geez.
00:39:08.780 That was a real interrogation.
00:39:11.620 I'm just curious.
00:39:12.520 I'm just curious.
00:39:13.220 I'm not, uh, I, I mean, this is going to be a very autistic answer. 0.99
00:39:17.780 But toad can relate.
00:39:19.840 Um, I think, uh, I think if you, if you look at like just the way the world operates, everything
00:39:29.140 in the world is trying to kind of duplicates itself, survive.
00:39:32.400 I feel like it's like part of the algorithm is just something that you're supposed to do.
00:39:36.120 And I feel like there's certain things that we intellectualize or that like, you know,
00:39:40.920 there's good reasons not to do.
00:39:42.380 I think there's a certain low level misery that exists from not procreating because it's
00:39:46.980 just something that you're supposed to do.
00:39:48.780 Uh, without, with that being said, I'm kind of a high anxiety individual.
00:39:52.300 I haven't even really dated much.
00:39:54.260 So the answer is ideally.
00:39:56.600 Yes.
00:39:57.000 At some point I'd like to have kids.
00:39:58.520 I think, uh, I think being in relationships are good for your wellbeing.
00:40:02.900 I do have a little bit of a spirituality to me that despite my lack of affiliation to
00:40:08.380 religion, I think it's, I think it's good.
00:40:10.440 I think it's good to be in a relationship.
00:40:11.620 I think it's important to have kids, uh, without being, with that being said, I'm 33 now.
00:40:16.200 I've never really dated.
00:40:17.700 I don't see myself having kids unless I can afford them.
00:40:20.500 I think for me personally, being able to afford having kids, it's almost like a lifestyle
00:40:25.720 decision.
00:40:26.240 It's like a luxury good, if you can afford them, I think it's really good and fun and
00:40:30.520 good for your wellbeing.
00:40:31.400 If you can't afford kids, I think you probably might want to reconsider that.
00:40:37.320 I don't know.
00:40:37.760 Maybe you can make a religious argument for it, but to me, I'm not, I'm not necessarily
00:40:42.040 saying that, but the answer is I would like to have kids on paper.
00:40:47.420 I think it's a good idea.
00:40:48.960 I've, I haven't made no moves in my life to actually facilitate that.
00:40:52.340 So I don't know.
00:40:53.540 You answered that perfectly because this was a test to see if you're an actual libertarian
00:40:57.460 and because you answered it in the most autistic way possible, you passed.
00:41:02.260 And because you said that you're a virgin.
00:41:04.420 So now you passed.
00:41:06.340 Robbie, Robbie, uh, once kids, the way like people talk about winning the lottery, like
00:41:11.020 they're like, when I get the, when I win the lottery, I'll do this is this, but then
00:41:14.160 they never buy a lottery ticket.
00:41:18.760 Yeah.
00:41:19.080 I'm going to say, I'm going to say, how old are you though?
00:41:22.520 I'm 38, man.
00:41:23.800 Yeah.
00:41:24.080 You're a, how old, uh, whoever you're with.
00:41:27.360 Oh, I'm not with anybody.
00:41:28.200 I just, just broke up.
00:41:29.700 Yeah.
00:41:29.960 Summer.
00:41:30.640 Dude, you're rich.
00:41:31.360 You'll be all right.
00:41:31.900 You could probably stretch until 45, pick up a 32 year old.
00:41:34.840 You'll be all right.
00:41:35.560 32.
00:41:36.300 I'm talking, I'm talking Maggie Anders.
00:41:37.840 Shout out Maggie. 1.00
00:41:39.100 Marry me. 1.00
00:41:39.580 God damn it. 1.00
00:41:40.080 Who is that? 0.99
00:41:41.060 Is that, uh, is that chick on Tinder? 0.78
00:41:43.020 I mean, Twitter.
00:41:43.640 I'm looking her up right now.
00:41:45.340 Liberty Anders.
00:41:46.220 She's like, she's my dream girl.
00:41:48.540 Fight me, Clint.
00:41:50.340 We'll fight.
00:41:51.920 Cause I'm in, I'm in the same boat here.
00:41:53.960 So she's got, she's got a boyfriend.
00:41:55.540 So I'm just, I'm just biting my time.
00:41:57.640 I'm biting my time.
00:41:58.640 She's got to wait.
00:41:59.240 Yeah.
00:41:59.480 She said he's like 25.
00:42:00.660 I'm like, and we're mutuals on Twitter.
00:42:02.780 So I hope he doesn't watch this.
00:42:03.740 I'm sorry, bro.
00:42:04.480 I love you.
00:42:05.480 What's her name on Twitter?
00:42:07.440 Liberty Anders.
00:42:09.200 Liberty Anders.
00:42:10.100 All right.
00:42:10.320 Let's look her up.
00:42:11.300 Jesus Christ, guys.
00:42:12.660 Come on.
00:42:13.500 Now it's just literally hanging with the bros that we're talking about. 0.99
00:42:18.140 This is not about fucking. 0.99
00:42:21.340 Okay. 0.99
00:42:21.720 She's got a lot of followers. 1.00
00:42:23.660 This is not about fucking. 1.00
00:42:24.460 She does. 1.00
00:42:25.180 This is about love.
00:42:26.620 Okay.
00:42:27.640 Robbie, I thought you were about to be like, she has a lot of personality.
00:42:30.720 Jesus.
00:42:32.860 Hey, listen, you're not, you're not encroaching on my space.
00:42:35.480 It's not my thing.
00:42:36.200 So.
00:42:36.500 Um, we also wanted to ask who are some, who are some, who are some other, uh, libertarian
00:42:45.720 Twitter stocks?
00:42:47.420 I might have to get more, uh, drunk before I miss this one.
00:42:50.340 Who do you guys got?
00:42:51.240 Let's, let's name names here.
00:42:53.020 And somebody missed took Ace.
00:42:54.560 Somebody missed took Ace Arcus for a girl today. 0.96
00:42:56.760 So you can go there.
00:42:59.180 Basic libertarian.
00:43:00.100 I, I've been talking to her and she seems amazing.
00:43:02.720 I haven't met her yet. 0.99
00:43:03.420 And then also Isabella Riley is a fucking smoke show. 1.00
00:43:07.320 So are we going to, are we going to shout out all three of them? 0.99
00:43:09.880 Any of them?
00:43:10.320 Please.
00:43:11.420 Are we going to shout out Nikki?
00:43:12.500 Nikki.
00:43:12.980 Hell yeah.
00:43:13.520 Why not?
00:43:14.280 Which, which is any of these?
00:43:15.780 Is that the bougie boogie queen or whatever? 0.99
00:43:19.900 No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:20.700 That's, um, what's, what's her?
00:43:24.440 Anarchoferism.
00:43:25.480 Anarchoferism.
00:43:26.620 Nikki.
00:43:27.060 Yeah.
00:43:27.540 Shout out to Nikki. 1.00
00:43:28.380 It was her birthday, uh, yesterday.
00:43:30.440 You know what?
00:43:30.680 You guys, uh, got to send me the list. 0.99
00:43:32.540 I could get a new masturbation list. 0.99
00:43:37.520 That's not how you're going to get married, Rob. 0.99
00:43:39.440 There you go.
00:43:40.740 Jerking off to Twitter photos. 1.00
00:43:43.400 Rob, Rob doesn't want to know that he jerks off to the same women that Tower Gang does. 1.00
00:43:46.960 What the hell? 1.00
00:43:48.180 I'll shout out, uh, Forrest Mommy GF. 0.93
00:43:50.400 That's a good looking lady. 1.00
00:43:51.400 Oh yeah, Forrest Mommy. 1.00
00:43:53.240 Dude, did you see her model my shit yesterday? 1.00
00:43:55.520 That was sick. 1.00
00:43:56.460 Oh, I did not. 1.00
00:43:57.260 Holy shit. 1.00
00:43:57.800 Yeah, that was her. 1.00
00:43:58.940 She, she got my leggings with my little LL logo on the bottom and goes topless and takes 1.00
00:44:04.640 a photo of it front and back and then sends it to me and then posts about it. 0.98
00:44:08.780 And then I fucking, you know, I send it out too. 0.92
00:44:10.860 I couldn't believe it. 0.98
00:44:11.940 What a, what a, what a lesson.
00:44:12.560 Well, yeah.
00:44:12.860 There you go.
00:44:13.340 Yeah, let's go. 0.94
00:44:14.520 Hell yeah.
00:44:16.980 Are you going to mention horchata or is that?
00:44:19.360 Oh, horchata? 0.98
00:44:20.340 I don't, well, during the towers, during the towers, maybe we will. 0.93
00:44:24.160 We'll start talking about, uh, butthole. 1.00
00:44:28.600 This, this, this, this, this girl, uh, she, uh, she asked for what? 0.95
00:44:32.260 500 followers.
00:44:33.040 I think it was like five.
00:44:33.700 It was something small, wasn't it?
00:44:35.040 It was four, four, 400.
00:44:36.800 I think she, she wanted to get the 400 followers and said she would show butthole if she gets 1.00
00:44:40.420 400 and she got to like a thousand.
00:44:42.360 So she did it.
00:44:45.820 Yes.
00:44:46.540 Oh, she did it. 1.00
00:44:47.260 And we put a tower on her on that post saying, show us your butthole. 1.00
00:44:51.220 Did she do it in an elegant way? 0.99
00:44:52.920 At least was it like worthwhile in the end or was it like so close up that it was like
00:44:57.780 just gross at that point?
00:44:59.360 Oh, it was her strategy here.
00:45:01.140 It was very elegant.
00:45:01.800 And I think she actually, uh, she turned it into what?
00:45:04.160 Like the, like saying that it was the boog or something.
00:45:07.200 She made her butthole one of the O's. 1.00
00:45:09.240 Did she really? 0.91
00:45:11.020 Yeah, I think so.
00:45:13.360 Well, at least it was kind of clever.
00:45:15.220 We are a bunch of creeps.
00:45:18.020 I haven't said a word.
00:45:20.220 The whole episode.
00:45:21.680 That wasn't like you just sat out this topic, buddy.
00:45:27.080 I think we were planning on it anyway.
00:45:28.720 We were planning on asking Robbie what his AP ratio is as well.
00:45:33.560 I don't know what that is.
00:45:35.060 I don't either. 0.99
00:45:35.940 Fucking Sam just DM'd me asking to ask him that. 0.99
00:45:39.180 Like he's talking. 0.99
00:45:41.240 What? 1.00
00:45:41.460 Your ass, ass to penis ratio. 1.00
00:45:44.540 I've never heard this before in my life. 1.00
00:45:47.060 Is that like how big my ass is compared to my own penis? 1.00
00:45:50.520 Yes. 1.00
00:45:50.820 Sounds like it.
00:45:52.000 Yes.
00:45:52.240 And do you think that they're correlated?
00:45:53.720 What's the denominator?
00:45:56.400 How am I supposed to give you a ratio if I don't know which is on the bottom?
00:46:00.260 I guess the bottom is on the bottom. 0.99
00:46:02.440 I guess it's ass to penis, even though I've seen it the other way, too. 1.00
00:46:05.840 I have two to one dick to ass. 1.00
00:46:08.300 I have a very tiny ass, though, so it's really not that impressive. 1.00
00:46:10.760 Robbie? 0.99
00:46:12.160 I still don't get the way that this works.
00:46:14.480 What metric are we using?
00:46:16.600 Like what units? 1.00
00:46:17.540 I'm going to show you my ass and dick. 1.00
00:46:19.180 Can you tell me? 1.00
00:46:21.500 What's the Sam's? 0.77
00:46:23.380 We'll get banned.
00:46:26.280 You're standing up. 1.00
00:46:27.360 You have an erection. 1.00
00:46:28.380 How many multipliers is your dick sticking out versus your ass on the back? 1.00
00:46:33.180 Oh, pastor ass. 1.00
00:46:34.120 That's a tough one. 1.00
00:46:35.220 Is this a real thing that people actually...
00:46:36.760 I got to tell you.
00:46:37.260 I have no idea.
00:46:38.680 I squat a lot, and I've got a wonderful behind.
00:46:42.020 I mean, as a member of the bare male gay community with AIDS, I have... 0.89
00:46:47.760 You're like top tier. 0.99
00:46:49.800 One is prime real estate of a buttocks. 1.00
00:46:52.120 I mean, I do squats. 0.71
00:46:53.980 I do leg lifts. 0.65
00:46:54.900 I'm working on these glutes, and let me tell you, I got a nice, curvy, round butt. 1.00
00:47:00.660 And even as like a fairly mediocre-sized wiener, it's not protruding that much further than 0.99
00:47:07.260 my curvy ass is. 1.00
00:47:08.340 So I don't know that this is a great metric. 0.99
00:47:10.800 Yeah. 0.99
00:47:11.120 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:47:11.580 So one-to-one. 1.00
00:47:12.260 I feel like one-to-one would be a good... 0.99
00:47:14.940 That's what I feel like, because I feel like I stick out way further than my ass do. 0.99
00:47:19.100 Yeah. 0.99
00:47:19.800 I'm in Clint's vote, at least having... 0.99
00:47:21.860 I think I have pretty much no ass, somehow. 1.00
00:47:24.300 For a fat man, especially... 1.00
00:47:26.620 Just because it just droops down. 0.85
00:47:28.080 Yeah, it does. 1.00
00:47:30.140 If you have no ass, the dick-to-ass ratio... 1.00
00:47:36.120 Is it dick, penis, ass, AP? 1.00
00:47:37.480 AP. 1.00
00:47:37.880 Ass-to-penis ratio is infinity, because you have no denominator.
00:47:41.380 Yes, that's true. 1.00
00:47:41.840 My dick-to-ass is infinity, man. 1.00
00:47:43.820 Don't worry about it. 1.00
00:47:45.440 I have a huge dick. 1.00
00:47:46.560 My dick's still not huge, but it's infinity. 1.00
00:47:49.120 All right, I got a different question in terms of measurement here. 0.99
00:47:53.660 Are we measuring from the top or the side? 1.00
00:47:56.780 And what I mean by that is if you were to put your erect dick on the top of your ass, 1.00
00:48:01.460 almost as if it was a tail, as if you had a tail, are we talking about how much past 1.00
00:48:07.440 the curvature of your ass your dick would go out? 1.00
00:48:11.280 Is that what we're talking about? 1.00
00:48:12.580 Or are we talking about that from where my ass curves, right? 0.98
00:48:18.840 So at the point where the curve is the longest, so are we talking about if I could somehow 0.99
00:48:25.540 stand beside myself, right? 0.99
00:48:27.940 So you had the curvature of my asshole and me putting my dick up against the side of 1.00
00:48:32.240 my own butt. 1.00
00:48:33.360 So are we talking about my dick clearing the curvature of my asshole at, what is that, 1.00
00:48:41.000 the diameter, at the full diameter? 1.00
00:48:43.280 Or are we talking about if my dick was above, you know, my, we're online right now. 1.00
00:48:47.720 So you got, here's the curve, here's the curve of my ass, right? 1.00
00:48:50.460 Wait, wait, I'm, I'm drunk and I can't, here's the curve of my ass. 1.00
00:48:53.420 So are we talking about we're on top or we're like centered? 0.99
00:48:56.760 I feel like it's definitely a center thing.
00:48:58.560 It's gotta be a center thing.
00:48:59.980 Right.
00:49:00.200 Because that's from the middle of the hips. 1.00
00:49:02.020 Wait, wait, wait, Jeremy.
00:49:03.380 Because at the same time you can, you can measure.
00:49:04.860 We're going to settle this right now.
00:49:06.720 Do you by chance have a tape measure that I can probably show you?
00:49:09.460 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:49:11.500 Do you see the distance of the curve of my asshole? 1.00
00:49:14.900 No, I think I understand. 1.00
00:49:16.640 Oh my God.
00:49:18.340 I think I understand.
00:49:19.140 I think I understand Ravi's question. 1.00
00:49:20.300 If, if my dick were a tail, I could, I could fuck my own ass. 1.00
00:49:24.100 Is that what we're asking? 1.00
00:49:26.100 So look, I got a great ass, right? 1.00
00:49:28.440 Yeah. 0.99
00:49:28.680 This is my butt cheek.
00:49:30.480 So wait, so for starters, so we're starting from where the actual butt cheek starts, 0.99
00:49:35.240 which is like, right?
00:49:35.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:36.320 Is that a fair starting point?
00:49:38.140 Yeah, sure. 0.98
00:49:38.760 Can you see my butt? 0.99
00:49:40.940 Is that all right? 1.00
00:49:41.700 Yeah, your ass is incredible. 1.00
00:49:43.620 Great ass. 1.00
00:49:44.680 I don't want to curb it, but I'm going to say it ends right here. 0.99
00:49:47.600 So if this is more than six inches.
00:49:53.680 Yeah.
00:49:55.580 Seven inches, dude. 1.00
00:49:57.060 Who the fuck has a dick that's that long? 1.00
00:50:00.360 Maybe Dave. 1.00
00:50:04.120 You have a one-to-one.
00:50:06.820 That's good for you, brother.
00:50:07.660 Pretty close to one-to-one.
00:50:08.380 No, it's not even a one-to-one.
00:50:10.160 It's like a 0.8-to-one.
00:50:11.800 0.8-to-one.
00:50:13.040 0.8-to-one.
00:50:13.900 Yeah, 0.8-to-one.
00:50:15.340 0.8-6 or 0.8-to-one.
00:50:16.840 Yeah, it definitely needs to be from the side.
00:50:19.200 That way you and your buddies can measure each other.
00:50:21.600 Like in person, you can just get up right beside them and be like, oh, here's mine.
00:50:25.300 All right.
00:50:25.460 Can I ask you a different question?
00:50:26.840 This is really unfair.
00:50:28.320 Who came up with this metric and why is it useful?
00:50:31.460 Because as we pointed out, you might be talking about a guy with a flabby or not.
00:50:36.760 Like it's not really giving you any good indicators.
00:50:40.020 Dude, this is just like the BMI. 0.99
00:50:42.360 If you're jacked, the BMI is garbage. 1.00
00:50:44.460 If you have a badonkadonk like Robbie, it's a trash metric. 0.99
00:50:47.580 Yeah, I don't know who came up with the metric.
00:50:49.900 The guy who wanted us to ask the question is named Sam.
00:50:53.140 Shout out Sam.
00:50:54.140 Sam, can you give us some more information here? 0.99
00:50:55.960 Because I don't get what the fuck you're asking. 1.00
00:50:57.580 I think he was just hoping that you would show him your ass and it worked. 1.00
00:51:03.420 You've got to give the guy credit. 1.00
00:51:05.640 This is a lab of troll by Michael Malice from years ago.
00:51:09.440 And he set this up and then he's just to get us all.
00:51:12.300 Yeah, I don't know if we actually know who Sam is.
00:51:15.100 So maybe even though I think he actually might have a podcast or something. 0.98
00:51:18.260 But the other thing that throws a wrench into this metric here is let's say just hypothetically your dick has like a curvature to it and it like curves upward. 0.99
00:51:27.240 Yeah, it curves upward, curves down. 0.99
00:51:28.240 How old are you guys? 0.99
00:51:30.000 Whose dick still has a curve that goes anywhere other than left? 0.99
00:51:33.020 Like you have to like straighten it out. 1.00
00:51:36.080 You ever try and put your dick like your erect but still kind of soft dick into your own ass? 1.00
00:51:41.940 You ever try that? 1.00
00:51:43.020 That's called a hole-in-one by the way.
00:51:45.360 It's called a hole-in-one?
00:51:46.420 Well, then bingo.
00:51:48.900 And no, I've not.
00:51:50.180 Bingo.
00:51:51.140 We've gone from Tower Gang to your mom's house and it's amazing. 1.00
00:51:56.700 Whatever my dick starts to get soft, I just yell, get in the hole. 1.00
00:52:03.520 As a guy who spent too much time alone and has no shame, why would you venture into that activity? 1.00
00:52:11.420 What is it like?
00:52:12.360 Is that something that someone mentioned to you and you're like, hey, I'd like to run that experiment? 0.99
00:52:16.680 Or like, is it just intuitive if you've got a longer penis? 1.00
00:52:20.520 You're like, I might be able to fit this within my own asshole. 1.00
00:52:23.160 Why don't I see? 1.00
00:52:24.480 That's exactly the logic.
00:52:25.740 Did you and Ron Jeremy get together?
00:52:28.520 Because someone had said, your taint is very narrow. 1.00
00:52:33.700 You know, it's like, your dick's pretty close to your asshole. 1.00
00:52:36.000 If it weren't for the balls as the shield, it would be like right up against the motherfucker. 1.00
00:52:39.320 So I was like, hey, could I fucking do a little bat action, pull my nuts up around my dick, 1.00
00:52:44.440 and then just see if I can put my dick in my own ass? 1.00
00:52:46.660 Fucking bat action. 1.00
00:52:47.800 Sometimes you try shit when you're bored, and you know, maybe I didn't, I'm not saying anything. 1.00
00:52:53.860 Now, once your dick is inside of your own asshole. 1.00
00:52:56.680 I'm not saying I did that, Robbie. 1.00
00:52:59.780 How dare you?
00:53:00.420 Are you pleading the fifth also? 1.00
00:53:01.700 He went right up to the door with it, but no, you were too much of a coward to finish. 1.00
00:53:06.740 It's really hard to get a semi-erect penis into an asshole. 1.00
00:53:10.040 If you've ever tried that with a girl, you would know. 1.00
00:53:12.260 So, in your own asshole, equally challenging. 1.00
00:53:15.120 In your own asshole, it's semi-hard. 1.00
00:53:17.800 Did you have to talk your own asshole into it? 1.00
00:53:19.980 Like, listen, it's just a tip, I got some lube. 1.00
00:53:23.500 It'll feel good, I promise.
00:53:25.160 I'll go slow. 0.99
00:53:26.180 My ass responded, it was like, on our anniversary, okay? 1.00
00:53:31.080 As Clint knows, my asshole rejects all forms of penetration by the fact that I manscape, 1.00
00:53:37.400 and it turns into kind of an Iron Maiden situation. 0.99
00:53:41.340 It's true.
00:53:42.300 We have said this in the past.
00:53:44.880 Yes.
00:53:46.120 Oh, God.
00:53:46.940 All right.
00:53:47.180 Who are the other Twitter stalks?
00:53:49.640 No, I can't keep doing this.
00:53:51.060 I'm going to get myself in so much trouble, man.
00:53:52.460 Jesus Christ.
00:53:53.220 It's a great question, because, I mean...
00:53:55.500 Well, then you answer it, Fat Dave Holt.
00:53:57.280 Okay.
00:53:59.500 The one I've not been stalking, but I've been trying...
00:54:02.960 This is just a shameless plug to get her on the podcast. 1.00
00:54:05.420 It's Chrissy Mayer.
00:54:06.080 I've been really trying to get her on the podcast.
00:54:07.740 Yeah.
00:54:08.100 How about the other one y'all were simping over a while back?
00:54:10.560 The lefty...
00:54:11.340 Oh, shoe on head.
00:54:12.020 Shoe on head? 0.76
00:54:12.420 Shoe on head. 0.97
00:54:12.960 Yeah, what happened to her?
00:54:13.640 No, I can't get her to respond, but she still follows the podcast, so that's pretty...
00:54:18.600 She followed Unironic, too, so there's that.
00:54:20.780 That's true.
00:54:21.480 He unfollowed her, but he might have done it as a joke and re-followed, I don't know,
00:54:25.280 just a power play, but Unironic, maybe to try to get her, I don't know, on his podcast
00:54:30.300 or something.
00:54:30.860 I have no idea what's going on there.
00:54:31.960 Why are you guys all pretending like you don't have crushes?
00:54:35.600 You're like...
00:54:36.760 Well, I'm married, so...
00:54:38.200 That's not why I'm on Twitter.
00:54:40.220 And I don't.
00:54:41.660 Because, Clint, you have money, so they might actually have come true.
00:54:45.660 It's true.
00:54:46.300 And so they're worth just floating out there, and because they might just hit you back
00:54:50.200 and go, oh yeah, Clint, you got money.
00:54:51.680 Like, I'll be your...
00:54:52.840 For us, it's just more shame.
00:54:54.740 If you talked about it, you could get these things to happen.
00:55:01.180 That's why I'm talking about it.
00:55:02.980 Basic, hit me up.
00:55:03.840 What's up?
00:55:04.620 I mean, I definitely go for personality, and I think it's probably not that much...
00:55:09.080 No, you don't.
00:55:10.160 No, I do.
00:55:14.160 I go for the whole package, bro.
00:55:16.920 I don't think it's that much of a secret that my number one is Jessie, and now she's 0.98
00:55:21.040 probably going to die as a result of getting the vaccine.
00:55:24.020 The vaccine this morning.
00:55:24.740 Yeah.
00:55:26.500 Well, so you only got a couple months left, man.
00:55:28.600 This is your opportunity.
00:55:29.820 Guys that say that they only go for personality are guys that can't get any girl that looks
00:55:33.320 good.
00:55:35.020 I'm just kidding.
00:55:35.720 I'm kidding.
00:55:36.420 I'm the same way.
00:55:37.220 I do.
00:55:37.540 I prioritize personality.
00:55:38.720 How dare you make fun of her looks, man? 1.00
00:55:40.740 What the fuck? 1.00
00:55:41.540 No. 1.00
00:55:42.180 Jessie's cute.
00:55:42.820 I like Jessie.
00:55:43.360 She's been on my show, for God's sakes.
00:55:45.100 Yeah, I like her.
00:55:47.780 But she is going to die from the vaccine, though.
00:55:50.000 That's a fact.
00:55:50.680 R.I.P.
00:55:52.400 Oh, yeah.
00:55:52.980 That's true.
00:55:53.460 Yeah.
00:55:53.740 I don't know if it's an elaborate troll that she's trying to pull or not, but I mean,
00:55:58.540 hopefully.
00:55:59.140 But I don't think it is.
00:55:59.880 I still can't believe that Big J actually got the vaccine. 1.00
00:56:07.280 I was like, this motherfucker. 0.99
00:56:09.340 So did Stefan Kinsella, which was a surprise to me, too. 1.00
00:56:12.280 Dude, Big J is in the danger zone.
00:56:14.440 That dude's thick.
00:56:15.900 Well, Kinsella, I mean, he had a bout with cancer that was pretty serious.
00:56:21.140 And maybe it's because of his immune system situation.
00:56:24.800 Yeah, he had testicular cancer.
00:56:27.040 Rob, are you getting the vaccine?
00:56:27.920 What's up?
00:56:28.800 No, are you kidding me?
00:56:30.600 Have any of y'all had COVID?
00:56:34.360 Yes.
00:56:35.100 I'm going to guess that I did.
00:56:36.620 And I was sick at the origin of COVID.
00:56:40.800 And I shared an office with a guy who came down with like a serious case of it.
00:56:45.920 So it's very unlikely that I had something other than COVID.
00:56:50.060 But I can't tell you as an absolute that I did.
00:56:52.760 My experience with COVID was literally every single day I was completely fine.
00:56:57.140 I actually, I worked out literally every day of COVID.
00:56:59.780 I was also around a lot of other people that didn't end up getting COVID.
00:57:02.860 They would call you a super spreader. 0.87
00:57:04.420 No, I'm just telling you, I know the people I was around that did not get it, including
00:57:08.820 my roommate at the time, because I later asked him, I was like, I think we both had
00:57:12.680 it.
00:57:12.840 And he was like, no, I got myself the test for antibodies.
00:57:16.920 And he never did.
00:57:18.240 The only day that was weird for me was I had one night where I had like three drinks.
00:57:24.620 And the next day, I had like the worst hangover of my entire life to the point where I was
00:57:29.200 like, oh, maybe I just hit the age where I can't drink anymore.
00:57:32.580 That's not true.
00:57:33.800 And so that was the one day that was like weirdly COVID where like, I'm telling you, literally
00:57:39.800 every day that I was sick, I actually did a couple of podcasts through it, including
00:57:43.000 one part of the problem.
00:57:44.320 Because I told Dave, I was like, I don't want to come in.
00:57:46.120 I've been feeling a little under the weather.
00:57:47.560 I don't think it's anything.
00:57:48.360 But I had one day where I literally did not have like, to me, comparatively was not drinking.
00:57:55.020 And I was like, so fucking hungover the next day where I was like, this is odd.
00:57:58.520 Maybe I finally am starting to get hangovers.
00:58:01.060 So I'm pretty sure that was my, my bout with COVID.
00:58:04.160 But who knows?
00:58:05.760 Yeah.
00:58:06.020 The worst part for me was the no taste and smell. 1.00
00:58:08.860 That was the weirdest shit. 1.00
00:58:10.100 Oh, you got it legit. 1.00
00:58:11.340 Yeah.
00:58:11.600 I had that as well.
00:58:12.880 And I was still going to bars.
00:58:14.620 I didn't have it.
00:58:15.060 You were still eating.
00:58:16.520 Yeah.
00:58:16.700 I was still eating.
00:58:17.920 You know, I was still eating.
00:58:19.440 Yeah.
00:58:19.580 I was still going out to bars drinking.
00:58:21.520 The smile is killing me.
00:58:24.860 This is in February, 2020, man.
00:58:26.700 It was like, this is like before we knew what, like, we knew that COVID had symptoms like
00:58:31.740 that.
00:58:31.960 I think like, I was just like, oh, this is a bad cold.
00:58:34.380 I don't know why I can't smell or taste anything for a couple of days. 0.99
00:58:36.960 I didn't give a shit. 1.00
00:58:37.800 Like, fuck it. 1.00
00:58:38.420 I go to work, whatever. 1.00
00:58:40.060 I probably killed like a million people or something. 0.73
00:58:43.240 I don't know.
00:58:44.000 I don't know.
00:58:44.800 I'm a mass murderer, man.
00:58:46.360 Very prolific. 0.93
00:58:47.100 What's your gig?
00:58:49.780 What do you mean?
00:58:50.920 Like, what do you do?
00:58:51.680 What's your job?
00:58:52.500 Oh, software engineer. 1.00
00:58:55.960 When he's not waxing his asshole. 1.00
00:58:56.960 What's your smart fucks in here? 1.00
00:58:58.580 I'm a professional manscaper. 1.00
00:59:00.460 That's true.
00:59:03.000 I didn't lose taste in...
00:59:04.320 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:59:04.720 Go ahead, Cole.
00:59:05.360 Yeah, I said the taste is the weirdest thing because I was, like, in my house.
00:59:08.920 And we just had an onion sitting out.
00:59:11.560 And I just looked at my wife and I was, like, I bet you I can't taste that.
00:59:14.140 She was, like, don't do it.
00:59:15.100 And I just took the onion and just started eating it like a bunch of apples.
00:59:17.220 That's something I would do.
00:59:18.700 No, it was just, like, literally nothing.
00:59:21.140 So I was just, like, I'm going to go up the ante.
00:59:23.160 And so I pulled out a clove of garlic.
00:59:26.300 Oh, Lord.
00:59:27.180 And I was, like, if I taste this, like, I know...
00:59:29.560 Did your wife get COVID?
00:59:31.140 Yeah, she did.
00:59:33.020 We both got it.
00:59:33.960 And she had it way worse than I did.
00:59:35.440 I only had, like, one bad day and then, like, a couple days of the no taste and smell.
00:59:40.060 But she had it much harder than I did.
00:59:42.340 But still, it was literally, like, I was, like, I'm not going to get the...
00:59:46.700 I want to get the vaccine over this.
00:59:48.060 I stopped wearing masks. 1.00
00:59:48.940 I was, like, fuck that. 0.99
00:59:49.980 I was, like... 1.00
00:59:50.680 Yeah. 1.00
00:59:51.260 Fuck that. 1.00
00:59:52.180 I had a very mild one. 1.00
00:59:53.680 I mean, I didn't lose...
00:59:55.060 My taste and smell was, like, diminished, which always happens whenever I have a cold anyway.
00:59:59.140 But other than that, it felt like a very mild chest cold. 0.96
01:00:01.640 Like, I can count on one hand how many times I, like, coughed shit up. 0.93
01:00:07.100 But other than that, it wasn't bad. 0.98
01:00:08.300 My wife had it, too.
01:00:09.880 And she lost taste and smell. 0.99
01:00:11.780 And her taste and smell are still kind of fucked up. 0.99
01:00:14.200 Like, they're still not quite right, which I read. 0.99
01:00:16.140 We did some Googling.
01:00:17.140 And that does happen in, like, 10 or 15% of people.
01:00:19.820 And, I mean, it sounds like, based on what she said, that it's starting to come back to normal now.
01:00:24.100 But we didn't have any real symptoms that were, like, worse than a very mild chest cold, either one of us.
01:00:28.920 This is as sick as I've been all year.
01:00:32.060 And I still don't think I have it.
01:00:33.580 But maybe I do right now.
01:00:34.520 And maybe I'm just talking through it.
01:00:35.540 I don't know.
01:00:36.080 I'm pretty sure I gave it to my parents around the time that I had it.
01:00:38.860 Because I didn't stop, like, seeing them, either, at any point.
01:00:42.160 And they're both in their 60s.
01:00:44.460 Yeah, they're dead.
01:00:45.460 They're both dead now.
01:00:46.360 But, like, you know, that's just COVID.
01:00:48.520 Whatever.
01:00:48.820 I think they might have had COVID.
01:00:49.900 What are you going to do, man?
01:00:51.040 What are you going to do?
01:00:51.400 They're both totally dead.
01:00:52.400 Yeah, obviously.
01:00:53.360 Does anybody know anyone that was even remotely young that died from it?
01:00:57.440 Because I don't know anybody.
01:00:58.220 I don't know anyone that died from it at all.
01:01:00.380 I don't either.
01:01:01.160 I don't think I do either.
01:01:02.120 Which, by the way, under that, which I bet Robbie's heard a ton about it.
01:01:06.360 But he did a whole part of the problem on it.
01:01:08.040 The whole Rogan thing with Dave.
01:01:10.280 And then, like, there was, I can't remember which one it was under.
01:01:13.260 I think it was one of the articles on Twitter.
01:01:15.820 And a ton of people were on there were like, I knew a guy that was 25 and he died from it. 1.00
01:01:20.180 And it's just like, well, fuck you. 1.00
01:01:22.220 Like, it doesn't matter. 1.00
01:01:23.380 Like, this is, it's. 1.00
01:01:24.660 Yeah, if you would tell that same person, I know one black guy that robbed someone, then that doesn't give you an excuse to be fucking racist. 0.99
01:01:31.220 Oh, I was going to say the guy that died was probably also like 500 pounds or some shit. 0.99
01:01:35.560 Or that. 0.99
01:01:36.140 Or they had like some, like leukemia or diabetes or some other shit. 0.97
01:01:39.500 That's generally how it goes.
01:01:40.760 People without any, like, comorbidities.
01:01:42.820 It's like this is, you're barely even at risk at any age, really.
01:01:50.120 Robby, you've been really onto this for a while now.
01:01:53.720 You've been posting on Twitter all the time about this COVID stuff and different things about that. 0.97
01:01:57.860 You're kind of like the gay Tom Woods out there. 0.98
01:01:59.660 Well, having AIDS, he has to keep up with it because he doesn't want to get it. 0.99
01:02:04.240 Rob is very susceptible to it, having AIDS.
01:02:07.720 Yeah, you might want to reconsider that vaccine.
01:02:09.720 No, no, go for it, Nick.
01:02:14.260 I was just going to say, somebody I know, somebody I work with got the vaccine.
01:02:17.280 He was like real, real, like sick from it for a while, for a few days.
01:02:21.600 Like he said, he felt like he had the flu for three or four days just from getting the shot.
01:02:26.040 But anyway, I'm sorry.
01:02:27.720 I know people that happen to you.
01:02:29.800 I would say, like, I'm honestly mediocre intelligent.
01:02:36.000 And I'm also.
01:02:36.700 We can tell.
01:02:37.720 Thank you.
01:02:38.620 Thank you.
01:02:39.120 I appreciate you backing me up on that because a lot of times people don't get my back on that.
01:02:43.480 So I appreciate that you have my back. 0.99
01:02:46.320 We know you're retarded. 1.00
01:02:48.140 Us Jews, we have to stick together, man. 1.00
01:02:51.560 I'm mediocre intelligent. 0.61
01:02:53.000 And I also like I don't have definitive like Dave, for example, is much better at that.
01:02:59.500 Like he can come to a firm conclusion and just walk that line as an absolute.
01:03:03.840 I'm not like that.
01:03:04.500 I'm more bisexual in life.
01:03:05.940 And also when it comes to information. 0.99
01:03:08.940 But I would say that I'm very good at sniffing out bullshit. 0.99
01:03:12.880 And I can just tell when people are bullshitting me. 0.97
01:03:15.420 And I don't have all the knowledge about Fauci, where he comes from, what his profit motive is, or why he's lying to us.
01:03:22.900 But I can just tell that he's lying.
01:03:24.420 I can tell every time he's had to interact with Rand Paul.
01:03:27.100 I can tell every time he has to field a question about this.
01:03:29.980 The guy's a salesman.
01:03:31.360 And I can tell all the tactics that he's using to try and sell us on the importance of the vaccines and all the lies of the mass.
01:03:37.160 So I just look at what's going on here, and I can't tell you for sure that these vaccines are going to harm you.
01:03:44.340 I cannot tell you that.
01:03:45.900 I'm not even saying that they were – like I'm not anti-science.
01:03:49.060 I actually think like – and I'm not anti-profit motives of private companies.
01:03:52.880 Like in my opinion, objectively, if we didn't have the FDA, I do think scientific companies could probably come up with really, really good cures for a lot of diseases.
01:04:02.080 I'm not like against the fact that fucking Johnson & Johnson – it's when government gets involved and starts telling us that we have to have these things. 0.98
01:04:09.860 And that like – and they go to fucking loony world. 0.98
01:04:11.860 Like here's the biggest example of this being in loony world. 0.96
01:04:14.620 If we think that this thing is a risk to us and there's a vaccine that will make you not at risk for it, then whoever is concerned about it can get the vaccine, and whoever is not concerned about it cannot, and we can be done with this. 0.99
01:04:27.680 And people like me, if you're really convinced, if the government is really convinced that I'm being a fucking stupid idiot by not getting their vaccine, then good. 1.00
01:04:35.260 They're getting rid of stupid idiots. 1.00
01:04:36.760 Like it's not – you know what I mean? 1.00
01:04:38.780 It's not their job to convince me not to be a stupid idiot. 1.00
01:04:42.680 Like it's not. 1.00
01:04:43.540 You know what I mean?
01:04:44.020 They shouldn't be mandating that people that are HIV positive get the vaccine.
01:04:48.300 Right.
01:04:48.520 I already have enough to deal with.
01:04:49.960 You know what?
01:04:50.180 With the PrEP medication, I got to take on a regular basis.
01:04:53.240 I got a whole thing I got to do.
01:04:55.520 I would imagine PrEP gives you some coverage anyway, so.
01:04:58.160 Well, it's not.
01:04:58.940 I mean –
01:05:00.860 And Fauci lied about AIDS too in like the 80s or whatever, so that definitely hits close to home for Robbie as well.
01:05:08.120 You know that Fauci has never practiced medicine?
01:05:10.460 He has never been in – like he's never been an actual doctor with patients.
01:05:14.800 He has been a government official since like 1960 or something crazy like that. 1.00
01:05:19.880 The guy's a fucking fraud, man. 1.00
01:05:21.620 He's the Bernie Sanders of the medical world. 1.00
01:05:23.820 He is.
01:05:24.880 That's a great analogy.
01:05:26.300 That's really good.
01:05:26.900 You know, here's mostly what I'm advocating.
01:05:29.680 Be a free rider.
01:05:30.740 That's what I'm – like in any equation, if you can be a free rider, you might as well be the free rider.
01:05:35.640 Like that's almost – if you had one argument for government, it would be they should come in and solve the free rider problem.
01:05:40.840 I'm not even saying that that works.
01:05:42.900 I'm just saying if you were going to create one argument for government, it would say, hey, we've got a free rider problem that one guy can get away – pollute – whatever. 0.98
01:05:50.420 Whatever the fuck example you want to come up with. 0.98
01:05:52.480 So in this case, be smart. 0.99
01:05:54.780 Be the free rider.
01:05:55.580 Let everyone go test this thing out. 0.97
01:05:57.380 In a year from now, if we find out that mRNAs are actually good for your health, then fucking we should all go get them and we'll go, oh, look. 0.98
01:06:03.880 These things work great. 0.94
01:06:05.000 At the moment, what's the risk factor to people – you guys, you know for sure that you had corona.
01:06:10.020 I think I might have had corona.
01:06:11.860 I mean I'm a somewhat healthy, bold, alcoholic 30-year-old, so I don't know that I can put myself in the health category. 0.98
01:06:17.260 I'm sorry, but I'm just saying it's like your risk – by the way, the other thing that they don't talk about in terms of corona risk of death, the equation must have changed since they invented whatever the fuck they gave Donald Trump. 0.95
01:06:30.880 Donald Trump they treated with corona with these – I almost forget what the drugs were. 0.60
01:06:37.400 Yeah, not the hydrochloric bleach.
01:06:39.940 I wonder if they gave him ivermectin maybe?
01:06:42.340 No, they didn't give him ivermectin. 0.99
01:06:43.620 There's these other – when I first said, hey, we're past corona, man, fuck, I got to stop drinking because I used to have this on the tip of my fucking brain. 0.99
01:06:54.260 Donald Trump was not treated with the vaccines that we're all getting. 1.00
01:06:57.620 Donald Trump got sick.
01:06:58.600 He was in the hospital for exactly two days, and they have treatments that I actually know one of – my great uncle, he got sick with corona, ended up in the hospital. 1.00
01:07:07.580 They gave him the shit, and he's completely fine. 0.98
01:07:10.320 Was it like a steroid? 1.00
01:07:11.200 There's a different – I don't know.
01:07:13.160 There's a different –
01:07:13.640 Okay, they gave him like a Z-Pak and a bunch of – there was like three or four things.
01:07:17.320 That was the best treatment early on.
01:07:18.880 There's a different course of treatment now outside of the vaccines that probably drops the death rate into nothing zone, and nobody's talking about that.
01:07:28.880 So you as a healthy 30-year-old, what's your risk of death or your risk of serious – like for most people, right?
01:07:37.240 Like how many people get corona and never even experience a symptom?
01:07:40.820 Yeah, that's what I think.
01:07:41.740 Right, right?
01:07:41.980 And then how many people are getting two Moderna shots and then having three or four days where – or two or three days where they're sick, right?
01:07:48.020 And what's your risk of death from getting corona versus your risk of death of potentially – like it seems to me like you're putting more risk on your plate by taking the mRNA, which is a unknown vaccine.
01:08:00.000 It might be 100% fine.
01:08:02.700 I'm just saying if you're having a conversation about risk versus reward as a healthy 30-year-old, the risk you're putting on your plate by taking this unknown vaccine versus possibly getting corona again, possibly getting symptoms, and possibly being in that 0.0 whatever that actually doesn't just have symptoms but has serious health complications.
01:08:23.460 And then here's another one.
01:08:25.860 Now your risk of death compared to the beginning of the virus versus post-Donald Trump where they have these other things that they will only give you in the hospital. 0.96
01:08:35.200 Nobody – and here's the craziest part where I just – as the bullshit guy just going, that's a very – like I'm not that smart and I'm just laying out to you. 0.92
01:08:44.220 Here's what the conversation should be. 0.70
01:08:46.580 There isn't a single CNN, Fox News, Vox. 0.98
01:08:49.640 There's not one person who will have a conversation around the numbers and go, here's what actually makes sense, which makes me go, hey, the entire system is fucking lying to me.
01:08:59.620 We can all come up with ideas for what the agenda is, why they're lying to me. 0.99
01:09:04.200 I'm just telling you I'm really good at sniffing out bullshit, and when it comes to these vaccines, there's a lot of bullshit. 0.99
01:09:09.300 And that's basically what Joe Rogan was talking about, and that's what he got fucking slammed for. 0.99
01:09:14.100 And it's so crazy that – and the other – oh, by the way, did you ever – because you mentioned it on the part of the problem about the – if the vaccine just improves your chances. 0.85
01:09:26.180 Like if you have like – you're like 95% going to get – if you get COVID, you're going to be fine, and the vaccine just adds another 4%.
01:09:32.880 So I'm not – I got to be honest about that one.
01:09:35.600 I read that, and it makes sense to me.
01:09:38.420 I've yet to be able to validate it, and I've spoken to a couple of health experts on Run Your Mouth, and I've specifically asked them about that.
01:09:45.180 And the response from everyone I've asked is I'm not sure.
01:09:49.080 From what I understand – I'll just explain the argument.
01:09:51.340 From what I understand, I understand marketing.
01:09:53.660 I work in marketing.
01:09:54.300 Pfizer, Moderna, they're trying to tell you the total amount that the – that being vaccinated will help you in terms of fighting off coronavirus. 0.98
01:10:06.440 What they don't want to tell you is that you have a built-in immunity of let's say 60, 70, 80, or even 90% if like you're a super healthy Olympian or whatever the fuck you are, right?
01:10:16.760 We all have a built-in immunity.
01:10:18.240 So when they tell you that like the Moderna shot is giving you a 95% immunity, what they're not telling you is that, well, 70% is your natural immunity and we're boosting you by another 25%, right?
01:10:30.700 So that distorts the – this just goes back to that no one is doing real journalism.
01:10:36.140 I can't validate that.
01:10:37.320 I don't understand the way that they market these things.
01:10:39.460 I'm not a doctor, and I'm really – I failed college stats four times.
01:10:43.380 I'm honestly not good when it comes to statistics.
01:10:45.320 I'll tell you that straight out. 0.99
01:10:46.780 I failed that fucking class four times. 1.00
01:10:48.600 I finally told the professor, hey, listen, I'm a fucking dumbass comedian. 1.00
01:10:51.980 I'm never working in finance. 0.99
01:10:53.600 You got to pass me in this thing because I'm never going to pass it until I finally passed that class.
01:10:58.780 But anyway, the point I'm getting at is that us as smart human beings, we should just be thinking about our risk versus reward.
01:11:05.840 That's it, right?
01:11:06.880 And if anything, that's what's great about the market is you get the hive mind.
01:11:09.700 Nobody is reporting on the fact of what is my natural immunity versus my immunity by getting this, and that will create a very different calculation for – because am I going from zero to 95 or am I – or is this increasing my body's efficiency of killing this thing by 20%?
01:11:31.080 Right.
01:11:31.300 That's a very different equation for deciding whether or not it's worth putting the risk under plate of that these things are largely unstudied, and we don't have a very good idea of the health complications that might come.
01:11:44.340 And now – all right, again, I'm ranting, and I'll cut myself off in a minute.
01:11:47.200 I promise you, Nick.
01:11:47.960 All right, let's also understand that they have said that AstraZeneca is safe. 0.99
01:11:54.960 AstraZeneca has caused a lot of fucking blood clots. 0.94
01:11:57.380 There were three days where Johnson & Johnson was causing blood clots and people were going to the hospital and they were going safe and effective. 0.99
01:12:03.060 You look at the – I think it's called the Versa thing, right?
01:12:06.500 Now, versus the amount more people that have gotten vaccines this year, the jump in vaccine deaths that have been reported is not astronomical.
01:12:15.980 If you understand statistics, they're like – I'm saying the 2,000 people that might have been – that might have died as the result of vaccines versus the amount of people that got it, we're not talking about a large number.
01:12:26.760 But we are talking about there have been 2,000 deaths at least.
01:12:31.620 The only thing that could have caused those deaths is the coronavirus vaccine, and there's no news reporting about that.
01:12:37.540 There's zero.
01:12:38.780 How is that possible? 0.98
01:12:39.660 How is it possible that we've got a vaccine that's pretty clearly killing people, and that's going off of at least what I understand of being the CDC's reporting of fucking deaths related to vaccines, which obviously is going to be understated. 0.60
01:12:54.820 There's no question that that thing is going to be understated, and there's no – but what happened since the beginning of – since the end of 2020 and 2021, there's a skyrocket in vaccine deaths. 0.59
01:13:05.980 Now, granted, not a statistically significant number of deaths.
01:13:11.280 There still is a major jump in deaths that were correlating to vaccines.
01:13:15.940 We also know that that number is going to be understated, and there's zero reporting on it.
01:13:20.560 So me, once again, not the smartest person in the room. 0.99
01:13:24.520 I'm just calling bullshit. 0.92
01:13:25.960 I'm just saying where is the media machine, and here's one more element. 1.00
01:13:30.020 For years, we've talked about fucking big pharma. 0.99
01:13:31.980 Well, that's been left's biggest talking point is the fucking profits of big pharma and the way these medical companies work. 0.99
01:13:38.020 Why are the pharmaceutical companies making all this profit? 0.99
01:13:40.680 How is there not a conversation about the fact that big pharma is fucking killing people through a vaccine that's been un-fucking-researched? 0.99
01:13:47.680 Right. 0.99
01:13:47.880 And if this is an insulin – if this is a fucking insulin deal, people will be all over it with the profits that they're going to be making inevitably from it, trying to push everybody to get it. 0.96
01:13:57.220 And we've seen things where they're saying you might have to get another extra booster shot each year after you've done it. 0.95
01:14:02.880 It's like this is a very, very gigantic money-making operation just like the Endless Wars, just like anything else that a good leftist would be able to recognize in any other circumstance.
01:14:11.220 But the thing is about the 2000 deaths is like it's not – sure, statistically insignificant, unless you are a young, healthy person that got this vaccine that would otherwise be alive today.
01:14:23.220 I mean, you just have to be able to make the risk assessment on your own, and that's why the mandate discussion appalled me in a way that was like I was ready to go to war over it.
01:14:32.920 Because you just can't force this, particularly with something we don't have double-blind studies on to even know if it's efficacious, to know if it's safe.
01:14:40.240 We don't know anything. 1.00
01:14:41.320 So fuck you if you think you're going to put it in me. 1.00
01:14:43.520 By the way, just on that point that you made, which is so funny, it seems that the risk – the age group that seems to be having complications because of the vaccine is healthy 30-year-olds. 1.00
01:14:55.300 Now, the irony of that is, wow, we actually have a perfect vaccine here that the at-risk categories are the people that are protected by taking the vaccine. 0.99
01:15:04.580 Holy shit, that is a fucking act of God. 0.99
01:15:07.800 Who would have thought that we invented a vaccine that actually only works for the at-risk categories? 1.00
01:15:12.880 The problem is you won't know that until you fucking run the fucking studies. 0.99
01:15:17.200 And so you've got – there was a Reuters article in Israel. 0.99
01:15:19.360 Healthy 30-year-olds are starting – they're seeing an abnormal amount of cases of heart inflammation. 0.95
01:15:24.820 I don't even know what the fuck that means. 0.95
01:15:26.760 All of the cases of people that – the women who Johnson & Johnson killed, they were all 30-year-olds, all those blood clots, 30-year-olds, which is exactly what Clint's pointing out. 0.98
01:15:38.520 It's like there's an oddity that it seems to be killing 30-year-olds, but then the risk calculation is, well, then maybe 30-year-olds are the group of people that shouldn't get this.
01:15:47.020 They can't – they don't know that yet, which is the type of thing – that's what I was saying with the free rider. 0.98
01:15:51.940 Let's give it a fucking year. 0.97
01:15:53.380 Let other people put this in their system. 0.98
01:15:55.160 And when it comes to experts on free riding, you go to Robbie the Fire.
01:16:00.640 We'll ride in the coattails of Dave Smith.
01:16:03.740 And then it seems like every – like all the stuff when you're talking about – you're like, this is for me.
01:16:08.760 This is my risk statement.
01:16:09.580 I feel like it goes doubly if you're talking about your children or stuff like that.
01:16:13.500 And that's the other one.
01:16:14.160 They're just kind of like – and you talked about the problem the other day.
01:16:18.060 Fauci was like, oh, yeah, every kid is going to get the vaccine.
01:16:20.340 That mother – every one of them. 1.00
01:16:21.700 Yeah, that's fucking – 0.99
01:16:22.280 And he was just like, that's why we don't have to worry about – that's when the mask mandate is going to go away, when all the kids in the United States get this vaccine that – 1.00
01:16:30.820 Literally the least vulnerable demographic for this fucking virus. 0.95
01:16:33.780 Yeah, the ones that are like – 1.00
01:16:34.700 It's not even close.
01:16:35.780 Yeah.
01:16:36.480 Right. 0.99
01:16:37.300 And it's fucked up. 0.99
01:16:38.680 But if you're under 40 and healthy – if you're under 60 and healthy, it's basically 0% chance you're going to die. 0.99
01:16:43.760 So I don't even understand why we're doing this.
01:16:46.020 I don't understand why we locked down.
01:16:47.240 It should have been just the old and infirmed being protected from the get-go. 1.00
01:16:53.260 And now we have a vaccine that only the old and the infirmed should be getting because those are the ones that are at risk for the life of me. 0.97
01:16:59.640 That's what makes me lean towards a conspiracy type shit because it just doesn't make sense. 0.96
01:17:04.520 Well, it's all about where there's money to be made. 0.98
01:17:06.260 Like there's no money for big pharma in saying, well, you have natural immunity to this or that ivermectin is very effective against it or something like that.
01:17:16.980 I agree with you.
01:17:17.900 But that's – my point is like where is the left on this topic? 0.96
01:17:21.120 If they are opposed to profiteering, particularly predatory profiteering by getting people to inject something that they don't need into their body to make money, then they should be fucking – where are the guillotines? 0.83
01:17:33.360 Why aren't you rolling them out? 0.98
01:17:34.540 Like come on, lefties. 0.98
01:17:36.400 Or just like your good lefties that are like decent civil libertarians, in fact.
01:17:40.400 Like not even about the big pharma thing because that's not something that a lot of people are into.
01:17:43.780 But just like a civil libertarian who's like, yeah, you're going to – they're good on cops.
01:17:48.240 And it's like, well, no, the cops are shutting – cops are keeping you in your house.
01:17:50.920 And cops are beating people that are out protesting or even out just doing regular business.
01:17:54.660 Like where are the lefty civil libertarians here? 0.99
01:17:56.980 It's all incredibly fucked up, the whole thing. 0.98
01:18:00.060 But yeah, I mean the left is going to be rolling out the guillotines for the people who don't get vaccinated. 0.99
01:18:05.900 Right.
01:18:06.480 Yeah, that's right.
01:18:08.920 All right, dudes.
01:18:09.920 This was so much fun.
01:18:11.200 I'm 100% game to do this again.
01:18:13.420 Sadly, I got another word call I got to hop on.
01:18:17.060 Seriously, it's a good time to end it actually.
01:18:19.160 This is awesome. 1.00
01:18:20.140 Dude, fucking chili dongs for life, dudes. 1.00
01:18:21.980 That's right. 1.00
01:18:23.100 Clint, are you coming to Childerburg?
01:18:25.180 I don't think so, man. 0.99
01:18:26.800 But you'll get to meet this fucking Puerto Rican, Nick. 1.00
01:18:30.460 There you go. 1.00
01:18:31.460 Yeah.
01:18:32.400 And you'll see me at Tork Fest and on your summer porch tour, I'm pretty sure.
01:18:37.680 You going to Freedom Fest, Robbie?
01:18:40.420 Not currently, no.
01:18:41.820 I don't believe so.
01:18:43.000 Are you going to be there?
01:18:43.620 Tom, what's 2000?
01:18:44.240 Yeah, I'm going to be on Meteor Row at Freedom Fest.
01:18:47.120 I know Dave's going to be there, so hopefully he brings you along.
01:18:49.680 Yeah, we'll see.
01:18:50.560 I'm not currently booked, but you never know.
01:18:52.920 All right.
01:18:53.380 Once again.
01:18:53.860 Later, dudes.
01:18:55.360 Later.
01:18:55.540 Thanks a lot, man.
01:18:56.280 Did you want to vlog real quick or anything?
01:18:57.720 Oh, yeah.
01:18:58.680 Absolutely.
01:18:59.140 Thanks for that.
01:19:00.100 I got my own podcast, Run Your Mouth, and please go support.
01:19:03.260 I just put out a new series.
01:19:05.320 You can find it at theblackcaptain.com.
01:19:07.080 It's up for sale.
01:19:07.800 It's basically three hours.
01:19:09.780 It's an audio movie.
01:19:10.740 I promise you.
01:19:11.700 It doesn't seem it at first, but Libertarians will actually love it.
01:19:15.200 And it's kind of like a quasi-Avengers spoof. 1.00
01:19:17.900 And I'm telling you, it's like you're listening to a fucking movie. 0.99
01:19:20.600 We got a graphics, but it is immersive. 0.99
01:19:23.400 There's sound effects.
01:19:24.800 It is.
01:19:25.440 I mean, me and my friend were comedians.
01:19:27.000 We sat down in Final Draft.
01:19:28.540 We literally wrote a movie.
01:19:29.540 We casted comics.
01:19:30.620 It's really good.
01:19:31.780 That's awesome.
01:19:32.540 Go spend your money on that because I want your money. 0.95
01:19:35.240 And run your mouth. 0.97
01:19:36.940 That's it.
01:19:37.380 Thanks, guys.
01:19:38.160 Hey, thanks, Robbie.
01:19:38.920 Yeah.
01:19:39.260 Thank you, man.
01:19:40.380 All right.
01:19:40.760 Peace.
01:19:42.420 Peace.
01:19:44.340 What a legend. 1.00
01:19:45.360 Yeah, what a fucking dude. 1.00
01:19:46.240 That was dope. 1.00
01:19:46.740 They call him Robbie the Fire for a reason.
01:19:49.080 Came in hot, too.
01:19:50.720 Flamethrower.
01:19:51.160 We're changing it to Flamethrower.
01:19:52.640 Robbie the Flamethrower Bernstein.
01:19:55.540 Fair and stand fair.
01:19:56.820 Are we actually ending the show as well?
01:19:58.420 Yeah, we could end it, too, now.
01:19:59.140 I think we probably should.
01:19:59.920 I got to bounce, too.
01:20:01.520 It's an hour 20.
01:20:02.640 All right.
01:20:03.040 I'm sorry I didn't get to. 0.98
01:20:04.560 I'm going to call him quickly because he is king of the cocks. 1.00
01:20:07.360 So I have the Mises Caucus merch on right now. 0.77
01:20:10.200 I need to apologize to Rogue.
01:20:11.720 I didn't get the chance to ask your question.
01:20:13.520 It just didn't.
01:20:14.520 If you see in the chat, he actually DMed me this, too.
01:20:17.160 He's asking if the AIDS joke ever kept Robbie from getting laid because somebody actually
01:20:21.700 thought he had it.
01:20:22.780 That would have been great.
01:20:24.360 Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
01:20:25.280 It just didn't.
01:20:25.700 Great question.
01:20:26.520 I didn't want to interrupt his epic rant.
01:20:28.480 Apparently, he's going to come on again.
01:20:30.360 That'd be sweet.
01:20:31.420 It was a blast.
01:20:32.480 That was literally so fun.
01:20:34.060 Follow me on Twitter at Liberty Locked Pod and Liberty Locked Down on iTunes, Spotify,
01:20:37.540 YouTube, everywhere else.
01:20:38.880 Instagram, too.
01:20:39.560 He just opened up his Instagram.
01:20:40.840 And Instagram, yeah.
01:20:42.300 You're welcome.
01:20:43.460 Thank you.
01:20:43.940 All right.
01:20:44.260 Hey, thanks, guys.
01:20:45.700 All right.
01:20:46.100 Thank you.