Ep 91 - Magic in the Anus
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1 hour and 39 minutes
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207.13377
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348
Summary
On this episode of the the boys talk about the 9/11 terrorist attack, the current state of racism in America, and the recent events that have been happening in the world. The boys also discuss the new movie and much more
Transcript
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fine what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off
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dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail
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you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account for it
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white women must be stopped that's right what yeah
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we can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane
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what your ass ass to penis ratio ben maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't fuck
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welcome everybody to motherfucking tower gang bitch we're going three deep tonight just like your mama
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motherfuckers the whole celebrity lockdown we got no way jose aka jose got a son up in my top right
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we got my left hand man mr t-o-a-d double d and this motherfucking bitch what's up gentlemen
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that's that's right i only jerk you off with my left hand so dude this may be a little bit of
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spoiler but i mean a lot of people know tomorrow uh if you pay attention to me at all or else i'm
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having four pointy boats jeremy and kaufman on but the next one i already have scheduled is
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chingo bling i don't know if you followed him at all like it i need to have you guys do like an
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oh he goes hardcore in the paint yeah he goes hard to paint for all his intros and he's like super
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cholo so he's like i'm i don't know but like just rambles off like a million fucking things like
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he sounds like he's my people dude chingo bling he might be from fucking southern california do you
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know where he's from i don't know exactly no texas i think uh but yeah i'm gonna fucking
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it's basically there's a similar similar gringo yeah you know cholo phenomenon in texas it's
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legit top if top just like spent 10 years in a cholo gang and then
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oh chingo i was like the only chingo i know who goes hard to paint is yao ming so he's a comedian
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i believe he's a musician and he's also like a pretty big podcaster he's when when you booked
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him he followed me and i followed him back so like i've been following his twitter for a week
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but i don't know shit about him beyond yeah red pill tamales in this podcast check him out he's
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funny he's very maga guy but he's like not like super serious and like he's not like a you know
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a super serious talking head he's funny he's like legit if top was like you know i'm a fucking
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political podcast and i really like trump in america and let's fucking go i like how top is super
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famous but he just doesn't have a podcast but he's on everybody else's podcasts all the time
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that's how to do it man he's the merch tycoon man yeah that's right he's too busy being the
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thumbnail for the guy for the grades speaking of merch tycoon go to top lobster.com shout out to
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our boy he'll be here soon so oh here he is i heard he's a huge faggot no you shut the fuck you shut
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your fucking mouth what is going on he's like having dramatic entrance he's looking he's looking extra
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black tonight he's coming in like the undertaker all right let's uh put him in the bag until
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whatever is going on works its way out uh then we can bring him in whatever it actually looks like
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so there's a camera there so cole has covid apparently aka he's a huge pussy yeah motherfucker
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didn't say shit until like what like a little bit he texted us like all throughout the day dude you
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just don't oh i don't have that yeah my phone's broke so i don't have the signal chat wait like we
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are talking we have like 10 different chats for this shit so yeah so you have four instagram text
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twitter and apparently facebook which i don't know why you guys are having a group chat with your
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grandmothers but that's cool my grandmother's read fucks everything up that's where reed's at
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is fucking boomer oh that's right oh yeah we used to all just have a fucking twitter group chat and
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none of this other bullshit until everybody i know now i don't even know where to send my dick pics
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here like what the fuck um so i hope you're sending them on facebook because i haven't been
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getting them thank you i am because that's uh the least um i i feel like that's uh i don't even know
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what the word i'm looking for is it's the most risky though to send your dicks i said on the system
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is down today that toad looks like a male velma from
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velma isn't bald damn it she she has the same attraction level for women
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if you if you had a uh if you had a bowl cut you would look like it's more like a middle-aged
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velma gender swap because velma still has like a sexiness about her dude her body i i would the
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reason we were talking about is because she came out i guess as gay or whatever in the remake of the
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cartoon and and i was just like yeah that happened yeah is velma gay on scooby-doo yeah yeah because i
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don't know who cares right i don't even care i don't mind gays but like it's just weird to take
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this like decades old character and be like you know what they're gay now i know i i agree and i
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don't know why we need to know the sexuality of velma but we do anyways the the my main takeaway
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though was that it's hilarious that they're turning her into a lesbian but she still has the body
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of a lesbian that a straight man would write you know i'm saying like her body is fucking
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i don't know any lesbians with bodies she has jose's preferred body type that's for sure
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hey what's up what's up what's going on man i'm not hearing you're muted you're currently muted
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you're a fucking mute you fucking tingle bling so yeah so cole is under the weather and jose was
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under the weather literally last oh yeah yeah how did you survive that i mean my head power out for a
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few days but uh i mean i didn't it wasn't really a big deal for me the woman in the house were
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complaining like we don't have fucking we don't have showers like okay just don't shower like
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who cares did it last 48 hours or yeah it was like probably like 48 hours maybe a little bit less
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it wasn't a big deal it was hard to take anyone seriously when i'm like i have like two acres out
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here so i had to do a ton of hurricane prep and de-prep after and so like i'm not able to shower
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and so i'm like everyone's bitching around the house and you're like uh it's just like camp
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shitty camping is basically what it was but it was fine we got we know from past episodes that you
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enjoy like when your wife hasn't showered for like a couple days you like that whiff of pussy
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that happens after that confusing me with someone else maybe i did say that i don't know you
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definitely said i was high at the time so this is i don't know well we almost called the episode
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the odor of pussy or something like that that was yours i mean yeah maybe i don't remember that at
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all my power was out for two hours last night so i like i feel your pain and weed's power is out now
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apparently so we're we're all dropping like flies man i think our whole infrastructure like the whole
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great research is really going to strike in a severe way because we we are not going to have
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enough energy for like major countries to stay functional and it's going to be so fucking
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disastrous because just look at how like unbelievably spoiled we are if you go two weeks without
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electricity in a major first world country you will see fucking bedlam it's going to be wild yeah
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this fucking sucks dude because when people were talking about blackouts happening i thought we were
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creating a white ethno state and i'm very disappointed now yeah and you know what you're 100 right clint and
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it gets back to my point with women are the problem though because it really was like you're like you're
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like i could go two weeks this is no big deal yeah yeah no for real i was like i've done i've had
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power out before for days and you know not a big deal i've gone camping like i had a generator so
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it's like i had some power i like you know had like we even have the wi-fi up and like you guys
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are bitching just because it's a little bit hot and you had wi-fi too damn you were crushing it i
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hooked up my generator got the wi-fi going fucking like got a few like i got all the extension cords
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out i was i was good it's just i didn't have the whole house power and so i didn't have like
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ac or water because i have a well pump uh and it's like i was gonna ask why you didn't have
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water because like when my power was out i still had water oh yeah that's good i have a well pump
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so but yeah i mean it is what it is one that big of a deal it's like okay we you stock up on water
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beforehand you're good fucking you know your power is gonna come back but yeah no women women there's
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no way they would be able to exist without like i don't know it'd be a whole thing whereas dude's
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like oh i guess i just live in my filth now okay hold up shout out to hotel jesus i am eating on
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stream in in honor of my brother oh yeah we didn't see uh what it was at first so all we saw was this
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like white like i guess it's ranch dressing or something dripping down we just thought you're
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blowing dudes a little below the camera there all right man all right all right man dude you all
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right what do you want to go into do you want to go into the uh black source indians part uh part two
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yes all right yeah yeah you got that set up we can start we're legit just gonna go look at twitter
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and just giggle our ass off for like a little bit it's gonna be great shit i'll set the stage for
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those who aren't aware there was an amazing viral moment i don't know what was it probably six months
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ago it was a while ago yeah yeah it was like and there was some like indians dancing at the dance
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club type thing and uh fucking um i'm having a brain fart and oh yeah someone quote tweeted it and
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put the caption put the caption uh sorry someone's opening the door i'm being really really loud about
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it but uh anyways um fuck my kid's distracting me in the room they quote tweeted it it was just some
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random black dude and he says you know it smelled crazy in there yeah there you go yeah my kid did
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this weird thing where she like opened the door really slow so it was creaking so i'm like what
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the fuck is going on over there oh she's gone now so i can say the bad words but i didn't even realize
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this i thought the i smell crazy here was just a long time running joke because indian people smell
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like shit i thought that was that was the whole thing these street shitters who are not in the
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tournament anymore yeah well the the key component of this whole thing is that when that happened
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for some reason the indian community just came out of nowhere and just went hard as fuck
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like a whore just in sleep awaiting and just like attack them with the most insane racist like off
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the wall craziness and it just became a legit just like frenzy like race war on twitter and it was if
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only they'd attack the deodorant aisle the same way well well i do remember this because i think uh
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we were talking about them on the show at the time i think it was with the libertarian friendship
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simulator dudes when they got our the first episode of ours taken down we got taken down i
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think because they said nigger a million times in the first minute and then we're talking about
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dragging mexican politicians oh we went hard in that episode they were legit joking mate we were we got
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to the point we were riffing off joking off of killing uh how can i say it without getting this episode
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taken down i guess i don't care because it's youtube whatever like no we pulled our episode from last
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week right because that shit was like zipper tits um the episode is still on youtube until
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why pull it down i'll take it down in a couple weeks um that's how i've been doing it i just see
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purpose i just see the youtube is expendable at this point the blacks versus the indian thing like
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the um you go to a convenience store that's like the microcosm of that war right because you have
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the indian store clerk and you have all the black people looting the store so that's you know can we
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take a moment and see if top is uh internet is good it was can you talk for one time how do i sound
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guys yeah good hey let's try your latency real quick i'm gonna do a one two three i'm gonna do
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one two and you say three one two hey it worked that was pretty perfect he's like what the fuck
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happened i i think i was good i don't know what he threw me off his latency is good dude we're
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yeah i i've only seen the uh the primary tweet here so i don't even know what
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is to be discovered under this but no one has seen the responses other than jose so we'll see
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what's up okay all right oh no i read through these responses in the middle of the night last
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night i didn't know i was just it was like four in the morning and i'm like holy shit top sees a
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race war and he's like i am not going to bed until i read every fucking reply it woke me up like i
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wasn't even on twitter and i just felt something i reached out by the way you see he's still trending
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over here by the way the jews is still trending yeah that's weird why i mean i know his read back
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on twitter why is it trending they were feeling neglected so they just changed the algo real quick
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because he won musk takeover has officially been announced so reed has come back and everybody's
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tweeting about the jews now all right so this is part two if dahmer said he was indian no one of no
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one would have questioned the smell coming out of his home which is funny but it's not like that crazy
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the response is what's hilarious i don't know if you want to start going through i just want i just
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want to say briefly you could have made that joke about lots of nationalities like filipinos if you've
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ever if you i grew up in uh like rancher pinosquitos area in san diego and i'm telling you
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you walk into a filipino household and it is a experience that motherfucker stinks like you
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your clothes your clothes smell bad when you fucking leave there i dated a filipino chick for like a hot
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minute and it changed my entire like view of them as a people just because their house smells so bad
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because they cook with fish oil or some shit oh yeah if they would have said this about if black if
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black people would have said this about black people i would have been like yeah that too
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you've been to a project the project before yeah yeah crazy in there it would have been great if
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if someone like some indian dude replied and he took the the screenshot of the black dude's face he
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zoomed into his mouth and he said you know it smelled crazy in there just talking about his breath
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just like fire fire right back dude fat people smell bad too so it's really just like
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it's pretty much everybody except normal sized white people
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now you know what though i gotta i gotta go the other way on this black people's breath doesn't
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smell bad their their dental hygiene is immaculate for the most part just is it though or is it just that
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um compared to their skin their teeth the contrast yeah this shit is this shit is actually sparkling i'm
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like i've paid attention yeah if what it is yeah i didn't grow up around any black people but i'm
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telling you that was a big like amongst amongst my school was like everyone was like black people's
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breath smells bad and i was like all right i'll take your word for it i don't fucking know
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holy nah their breath smells probably whatever i would assume it smells okay i've never kissed a
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black guy or a black girl thank god i mean obviously they're not a monolith there are stinky ones but i
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would actually agree with top that's been my impression generally in my in my experience it has
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been and it's not just black people it's the projects the spanish people and white people that live
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there too it smells like uh oh yeah like the white meth addicts like dude imagine how bad their breath
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is jesus christ it's it's moldy clothes it's like if you washed your clothes and then didn't dry them
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that's what it smells like what's funny too is like black people have this whole mythology about wet
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white people so like like we all we all like i'm not even making this up like black people think that
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that white people smell like they're wet all the time or some shit white woman specifically they smell
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like they say they smell like wet dog yeah and i'm like i don't know but my nose isn't that big so i
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can't really smell that maybe they do how does how does ashen smell she smells great maybe it's just
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like a phenotype like that we don't pick up on like just a different type of race i believe that i just
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think i just love that like everybody's racist towards everybody's smell and i just think that's
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fucking yeah it's like a dog whistle but it's you know a dog has like a really good sense of smell
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like what do we call that a dog whiff it's a it's a dog sniff yeah a dog let me let me ask you have
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you guys ever been in a spanish house like when when they're cooking yeah it's pretty good yeah yeah
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okay it's good okay i thought i was biased like if you're including hispanic then yes yeah but like
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if you go into a chinese house when they're cooking like sometimes they'll be cooking broccoli or cabbage
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i'm like why are you boiling cabbage in here it smells like asshole oh you mean you mean like my neighbor
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if i go to that corner of my place it smells like a fucking asshole over there and i'm like what the
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fuck this isn't my asshole that smells like this
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i think latin men probably smell better than anybody because y'all fucking rock that uh the
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cologne usually because you're all dirty i feel like the more poverty you come from especially among
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minorities the more you front like you're like you know you got nice clothes you try to look fresh
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you know your teeth everything looks nice but then it's like you know you're you got a blinged out
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but then you're like you're you're 175 000 in debt you don't own anything exactly exactly you get it
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millionaires and billionaire white dudes that like you know they probably have your paychecks getting
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garnished by the fucking feds you're just like you're barely hanging on you're eating fucking top
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ramen 18 times a week yeah don't hang on top but you look like you're flossing they're just
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i've been eating ramen like a motherfucker the last couple weeks i don't know why it's just like
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every time i go to my kitchen i'm like i'm just eating ramen today i go through phases like that
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where i'll just be like you know what i i kind of the nostalgia of being poor i'm gonna eat some
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for a poor man's meal like i don't think there's anything better yeah we should have a what's
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better what's better tell me something that's better for 33 fucking cents you know what was
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better yeah exactly the cheap spam back in the day spam is supposed to be like a cheap man's meal
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but now that shit is like seven dollars for a little thing but that shit is delicious
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dude i used to fucking live off of like a pack a day cigarettes a pot of coffee and fucking like
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two ramen packs oh yeah sounds like your average american marine
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those are good times they were fun let me before i forget let me ask the ladies in the chat and maybe
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clint has good insight on this probably i am autistic so i never understood the appeal
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of like a cologne like men will wear like the newest cologne i understand smelling nice but
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i i don't even know like even if i'm going out i don't take the time to go and put it on i've got
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like 100 colognes i never spray it on is there is there like an appeal to women or like what is this
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what is going on well i think i mean first off yeah like if you if you get the right one and and
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you're smelling really nice like yeah some some women will be attracted to it because they'll be
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like oh you smell nice you're it just like it represents a level of care for yourself that i think
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some women look for in men but like at this point i mean i haven't worn cologne in i don't know 15
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years or something like it was it was more of a thing in like the early 2000s of my experience
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and it's like i gotta post the unlock so whatever no no no i'm never now it's just like now it's
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just like persian men that still rock once you get once you get a million dollars you don't
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cologne anymore no i think just once you got money you ain't gotta you ain't gotta front just having
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you like freshly showered smell them and smelling like a fucking man like i think that's that's pretty
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good that's what i do it's doing well for me by the way i think the move is definitely not
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too much i don't think there's anything wrong with like a like a spray or two you know something
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that's the problem people that the people that hit it never do just like a single shot
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i smell them from the street jesus it does signal i put a little bit of effort into smelling good but
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i do think if you're a guy takes care of yourself there's a little bit of like just that manly smell
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of like your natural must that i think is kind of good but you don't want just that because it shows
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you're just something like heathen doesn't give a shit the real vomit inducing like pattern is when
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you get a fucking persian dude who's rocking a hell of cologne but he still has bo and you're
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just like oh yeah yeah oh yeah that that does not uh get rid of the bo smell it just adds to it yeah
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it's just a mixture that like you want to fucking bomb it i heard i heard from somebody that like
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the smartest thing to do like if you're trying to pick up ladies and it makes a lot of sense is
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why would you buy like a like i don't know curve or like burberry for men you would buy a woman's
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cologne right because they've actually studies to support this actually yeah so why the fuck are
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we even like buying men's cologne or buying cologne at all in general but if you are just
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where are your girls yeah i um i buy a cologne that smells like bacon it's called
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that's that that's how you attract the right women the ones who know how to eat meat if i put on a
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female perfume and came home ashton would be like you're cheating on me for sure yeah no just a
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little bit i've i've used like women's deodorant since i was like in high school it works better and
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i do think that flowery smell like on a i've legit read scientific studies that show that women do
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prefer and are attracted to flowery smells but there is some weird just like social thing where like
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you want to smell like so like i think like a light flowery actually weirdly women do like it
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i have no i've even done like weird experiments when you've been married for 10 years there's
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wait women women like flowers jose breaking yeah right yeah like flowery smells yeah by the way also
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the benefit of the uh bacon cologne is that it wards off the jews so i don't even know why are you
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bringing up a bacon cologne i don't even know what's happening um all right man i just i just
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i just wanted to say real quick the world comes out now i have not aware i've not been wearing
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cologne in 15 years like i said all i've been wearing if you want to call it wearing is and a
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lot of people make fun of it they say it's douchey whatever i have gotten more compliments about
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smelling good than like anyone i know for all the youngsters out there i know you're gonna laugh
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at me but i promise you this is a fucking pro tip from an og old spice swagger cologne is the best
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shit on earth every girl is like let me just smell you they just want to like get in my
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i swear to god right but just like the the those words coming in your mouth is hilarious
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i'm just being real i used to have old spice original and like 60 year old women really
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seem to like me no yeah that's what i'm saying you gotta go with the swagger bro you can't go
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with spice original i'm telling you abercrombing fierce that shit like this is a game no for real
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i'm dead serious women like like oh like it's weird it's like i haven't had it in years just
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because like i'm married that shit's expensive like but yeah i remember back in the day like
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women like love that shit i don't know what it is what is in that i mean i need to like get that
00:22:40.460
jack the perfume nationalist or talk to him like what is that that women drives women but something
00:22:44.780
in that just fucking it's wild it really makes me it makes me respect women so much less too
00:22:52.540
like if they if their judgment could be swayed by like a smell it's like god damn what's wrong
00:22:59.040
judgment is swayed by how girls smell are you kidding me like well don't they have colognes
00:23:05.680
that are also like pheromones women more like spray that shit on a girl stinks and i am my dick is
00:23:12.500
immediately dysfunctional right but but as men as men we're the ones who are like trying to get
00:23:19.320
women are the ones who are guarding generally right so like we're trying to get
00:23:23.560
generally well i mean in today's society that recognize like recognition or whatever the fuck
00:23:30.700
you recognize in your head that you're like i'm just doing it for the nookie like this is stupid
00:23:34.860
like this is what i'm talking about here like buy into the delusion just because they're like
00:23:38.780
my emotions or smells oh what spot is talking about here that's basically what i was saying like
00:23:44.680
you shower you love how a man smells i love when men smell like they've done manual labor after
00:23:51.200
taking a shower yes that's a good way you get the clean sweat you know is that what she's saying
00:23:56.800
how i love i love how a man that had showered that day but right after manually yeah so the shower
00:24:03.840
came after after okay yeah yeah you get pretty stinky after like then he just smelled like whatever
00:24:08.920
the fuck he showered with right i think i think she means that he's like i think she means that
00:24:14.400
he's that he showered in the morning and then he went and he did work yeah that's what i thought too
00:24:18.360
yeah it's crazy in a way that because you're being a man and then when you shower after that you're
00:24:24.660
kind of like washing off the manliness in a way i don't know i don't know what so anyway uh what's up
00:24:31.240
with this twitter thing to show me yeah let's go through some quote tweets let's see we got it
00:24:34.760
right yeah yeah so what i i also sent you another uh black twitter if you want to pull it up after
00:24:40.580
we should like we should only talk about black twitter dude black twitter is my favorite that's
00:24:45.740
all i do i'm trying to get on black twitter so bad and i just i don't know all right i'm pulling
00:24:50.840
that up in another tab at the moment here but all right yeah so we're looking at this dom rule and
00:24:54.580
the thing like i don't think it like yeah i mean hopefully it's readable here but what do we want
00:24:59.300
you want to just go through the uh click the quote tweets that's where it's at dog
00:25:04.100
the quote tweets all right yeah that's where they're gonna go hard
00:25:06.780
oh now the wrong liner is trending now so the jews i don't give a shit what's trending
00:25:12.020
dude we got officer sicknick or no not sicknick what's his name
00:25:25.640
glenn back he said it it's a yes it was a freudian slip but it counts
00:25:30.760
what i said officer sicknick that was the dude on january 6th my bad
00:25:35.620
was it really the dude on january 6th yeah officer sicknick that's his name
00:25:40.740
you can't that's the guy that died that they said he died there yeah but he had a stroke
00:25:44.660
where are we saying sicknick all i see is uh derek chauvin here
00:25:48.180
that's what i fucking am asking you i forgot his name jesus christ
00:25:51.060
all right can you click that make it bigger i can't read it it's too small
00:25:55.140
yeah i can't read this shit bring it up motherfucker
00:25:56.420
derek sheriffin is our hero from india we stand with our
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his name is foreskin his name is foreskin with a uh hammer and sickle and an india
00:26:09.540
oh man respect the commie indian right there what else we got we just got oh
00:26:19.060
i don't know just jumped for some reason i think these are these are new uh
00:26:23.940
yeah if i had my phone i would drop the race war and the quotes really escalated from 24 hours ago
00:26:29.540
we're trying to find the race war here though there's a there is i'm telling you dude there
00:26:36.340
some fucking maybe the replies will be better but yeah black guy says i hate my people bro
00:26:45.060
i mean this is basically a race war with indian people and black people i'll quote who's who's
00:26:50.180
more racist to black people is it kkk members or just your average indian dude average indian i'm
00:26:55.620
telling you some of these ones are fucking gold your average like indian chinese one of the ones i
00:27:01.700
one of the ones i saw was like a line of like chimps crawling through the forest
00:27:05.380
or like you know they on all fours and one of the indians put the line at the local kfc
00:27:13.860
dude then someone shared this like video of like uh i don't know if you ever seen the monkey boys
00:27:19.380
this dude from africa legit looks like a monkey and he's like basically retarded
00:27:22.980
it was just like national geographic video and someone uh put like yo this is like 90
00:27:27.780
center of your population you pipe the fuck down
00:27:33.220
i told you spud meant shower than labor just uh okay yeah it's making sure but so this uh
00:27:40.740
i like this one here hello everyone and welcome back to the international fight of the century in
00:27:44.900
one corner they cast cast with an e a smell that could wake up the dead they are untouchable indians
00:27:52.020
and in the other corner standing at 12 inches tall from the waist down hide your white women
00:27:57.220
it's the blacks there you go well with the with the bruce uh buffer or sorry michael buffer um
00:28:04.820
michael is he yeah yeah what are we gonna do when that motherfucker dies bruce i don't give a
00:28:11.060
shit about this michael motherfucker he's the younger brother so we we're good for a little bit longer
00:28:15.300
it was because he i've never listened to him announce is he as good as his brother bruce
00:28:18.980
not nobody dude he's the og are you kidding me yeah he's yeah he's the guy i grew up listening
00:28:22.900
to and then bruce came and just knocked him out the water yeah bruce didn't know michael growing up
00:28:29.700
they were separated and he saw his brother like become the biggest spokesperson in the world for
00:28:35.220
fighting and then he was like i'm gonna go do this shit too i swear to god that's a true story
00:28:38.900
it's fucking wait he didn't he did he know it was his brother at that time after or yeah okay like
00:28:44.740
i didn't know if it's like those stories would just happenstance to do the same thing but all
00:28:48.420
all right i just i just want to emphasize how fucking wild that is that like he just saw his
00:28:53.540
his like whatever the term is detached brother crushing it making fucking millions of dollars
00:28:58.260
a year and he's like i'm gonna do that same thing and i'm gonna do it bigger and better than him
00:29:02.420
it's fucking it's it's like who's the dude with the fucking crushes the watermelons or whatever
00:29:06.900
gallagher yeah it's like gallagher and gallagher too his brother brother's cash phrase was let's get
00:29:13.060
let's get ready to rumble and then he he comes up with it's time and that's like somehow bigger it's
00:29:18.740
fucking weird yeah dude he landed in the right sport and i mean he does yeah he just he just rode
00:29:24.340
the wave of ufc success but it's still it's still an incredible story is all i'm saying yeah like
00:29:29.540
motherfucker i have that same goddamn voice yeah i don't know if we want to continue to try to sift
00:29:35.620
through quote tweets i mean i know there are some really good ones in here but i might you know we might
00:29:39.220
not find them that quickly so i don't know oh yeah um there is i see this over the right here
00:29:46.500
this chess player shit again i don't know if you wanted to mention that at all well is there anything
00:29:50.900
more of that honestly i couldn't care less about that it just sounds like some weird like i say
00:29:54.900
without having read it let's just theorize as to how anal beads would make you better at chess
00:29:58.900
yeah exactly so so that's uh so that's what they're saying so it is like pretty much confirmed
00:30:04.420
now that this guy is like a rabid cheater at chess so is the idea that they're putting something in
00:30:10.260
his ass like maybe that'll vibrate so yes use them some sort like that sounds like a very elaborate
00:30:16.580
form of cheating i believe so yeah so what do you what do you mean what would the cue be there is
00:30:21.860
you're watching your opponent yes he's not holding cards or anything it's just yeah right so if you
00:30:27.060
did that in poker it would make perfect sense but no so you'd have they they have time in these ones
00:30:33.780
right yeah they have a little bit of time yeah 30 seconds to move or something yes i don't really
00:30:39.380
have time for someone like morse code some fucking message to you or so i think the theory was i think
00:30:43.780
the theory was that like that he had somebody like watching the game as it was happening and running
00:30:50.740
like ai on the current state of the board and somehow signaling to him what move he should make
00:30:55.780
next because apparently so this guy is named can you imagine the morse code that would be necessary to
00:31:01.860
tell you what move to make exactly like your whole ass would just be like
00:31:07.940
and you're like well he gets up the chair the chair is soaking wet
00:31:14.580
it came to people's attention because um what he did was so like out of the ordinary he was like the
00:31:20.980
last like the lowest ranked person in this tournament he's a 19 year old and he ran through the entire
00:31:26.180
tournament beat like whoever the current like champion was to become a grandmaster i guess or
00:31:31.940
whatever and he did it and i guess people that like run uh ai on chess games they said that it was like
00:31:37.700
it was an ai playing like he made every single move like perfectly as far as like anticipating like
00:31:44.100
what this guy's like making like the best possible move i guess so it was like almost impossible that he
00:31:48.900
has to cheat and now people have gone back and looked at like a bunch of his past games and said that he's
00:31:53.380
probably cheated like a thousand times i mean you know the more i think about the more it actually
00:31:58.500
does make sense because really it is as simple as like you know i forget how the grid system works
00:32:04.020
but it's like e7 to f6 or whatever so like it would be a very simple morse code system you could
00:32:10.420
probably develop and you know in a time thing if it is a legit ai it's doing it instantly and just
00:32:15.780
giving you the immediate this way what if you what if you miss one vibration yeah i mean i mean you'd have to
00:32:22.100
it's not right he's like was it f5 or g5 fuck i get it he just starts coming everywhere
00:32:36.420
and then i i think that the anal beats thing was actually something somebody
00:32:39.940
made up on reddit even though this guy is actually a cheater i think he was cheating in some other way
00:32:44.900
but then i think that he actually like responded to it thinking that it was a legit accusation about the
00:32:50.660
anal beads he said he would he would replay the guy nude to prove that he is not using anal beads
00:32:56.260
i'm gonna i'm gonna give my own theory maybe he just had something in his ass because there is a
00:33:01.300
lot of magic in the anus as it makes men do crazy shit you know yeah it makes some men let
00:33:12.180
other men put their dicks in their butts so it must be magical i don't know we all know it's the g
00:33:16.660
spot man as we've said that's why all the homies are in there right hell yeah benzo barbie's in the
00:33:23.540
chat with all the stats she's really fucking dug into this she's some chess nerd or some
00:33:27.220
shit i don't know uh he admitted uh he cheated before online that's why he says he started playing
00:33:32.820
live on board only to get better says he hasn't cheated since he was like 16 the governing board
00:33:40.180
says otherwise yeah i am pretty sure that he was cheating again i don't even know how you would
00:33:45.700
i feel like chess would be such a hard game to cheat at especially with your time this is like
00:33:49.860
you don't really have time to really like i don't know set up like i don't know
00:33:57.300
i mean if he found a way to pull this off and you know like you know more problems
00:34:01.700
what if that's how genghis khan took over half the world
00:34:03.780
he cheated just anal beads he's just like yeah that's that's how his uh military was actually
00:34:12.340
signaling to him what moves he should make that i mean there is a long history of you know conquering
00:34:18.100
warlords that fuck little boys so like maybe there's something to this i don't know that's just a ruling
00:34:24.180
elite but yeah yeah but like but they must be shoving something up their own asses too right
00:34:31.380
i respect that yeah they let the little kids do it if you're willing to put something in your ass
00:34:35.780
to win like mad respect to you so a little kid's dick is not going to uh get the job done i don't
00:34:42.340
think like that's that's not if he's 13 jesus what did your dick look like i mean 13
00:34:48.340
top the whole hit a prostate the top the whole magic and the butthole thing that's like deep deep deep
00:34:55.460
conspiracy stuff right because that is like that is legit like a thing that our people have like
00:34:59.940
created conspiracies around the idea maybe i haven't even heard all these ruling elites are
00:35:04.340
always like pedophilia and little boys and so like they can kind of deduce from that there's like
00:35:09.860
you know because there are i guess supposedly chakras in your asshole and like so the idea that
00:35:14.340
like they somehow derive like demonic power from little boys buttholes or some bullshit i don't
00:35:19.380
know topical explain it better than i could they say i well so you can get adrenochrome through like
00:35:24.180
extreme fear in the blood or uh like through the through the anus like the the hormones released
00:35:29.540
through the anus yeah your third eye is actually your assholes what i've heard
00:35:34.980
yeah man i learned something i didn't really want to learn today yeah see that's when i immediately
00:35:39.940
when i read the headline i immediately thought like oh he's just stimulating himself and really like
00:35:44.100
connect he's like astral projecting that's all i gotta do to get to the tippy top
00:35:49.140
yeah it's something in your ass bro the wider the better that's what's holding me back is i
00:35:55.780
haven't been shoving things up my butt that's no no i'll just i'll say this i went from driving
00:36:02.900
a truck to running podcast merch.com that's all i got to say with one simple step a lot of extra buildings
00:36:12.580
with one benoit ball that's all i live in a rural area where a kid could just disappear and no one
00:36:21.940
would know anything about it and for the low price of 49.99 a month i'll tell you
00:36:28.500
well you know what priests actually use the rosary beads for so oh dude you know that's that's what
00:36:34.180
fucking uh what's homeboy that that's like chauvinist of the month that just got canceled from everywhere
00:36:39.300
uh what yeah mma fighter okay yeah yeah yeah got his name yeah i'm blanking on his name yeah and
00:36:46.260
you take oh yeah he he charges 40 the reason i bring it up is because you said you know for 49.99 a
00:36:52.180
month that's what he charges for his like masculinity fucking advisory group and according to him he's got
00:36:59.060
80 000 monthly subscribers at 50 fucking bucks a month i did the math on that homeboy's making 60
00:37:06.340
millie year if that's true dude if you guys fucking pay two dollars a month at patreon.com
00:37:13.700
i'll give you whatever masculinity advice you want
00:37:17.940
just put something in your ass it's really what he said i am i'm baffled that andrew tate hasn't
00:37:22.900
been on liberty lockdown that's like a perfect match it would be incredible dude i know yeah i
00:37:27.780
wish i wish i he's so big though like it's not it's not but it's it's not even one of the things
00:37:31.940
where he's too big it is like so perfect it's just meant to happen oh yeah you thought that your
00:37:37.540
uh your viewers were uh fleeing uh after you had jack murphy on imagine what they do if you have
00:37:42.260
entertainer that i should leave does anyone know that patrick bet david episode with him is still
00:37:49.780
up did any of you guys see that it was like three hours long i did not watch him like i don't care
00:37:53.380
that much about this guy whatsoever but i'm just kind of curious when was it i don't know it was like
00:37:57.860
a month ago maybe probably okay then i'll have to watch that i i saw his with dave portnoy which
00:38:03.060
was about an hour and that happened this week and i'm telling you homeboy spits hot hot fire truths
00:38:08.660
like 80 of the time like the other 20 i could like kind of leave it but 80 of the time he's killing it
00:38:14.580
portnoy is that guy that's sucking dick and glory holes in kentucky right correct
00:38:19.620
yes exactly he from uh barstool sports yeah better known for his glory hole
00:38:25.620
that's the only thing he's known for now that was actually a great question jose asked the other
00:38:30.660
day uh would you would you rather suck a thousand dicks one time or one dick a thousand that's not
00:38:36.980
original at all i i remember i saw that can i do the thousand dicks at the same time though because
00:38:43.620
what's that you prefer i don't want to i don't want to have to fucking suck a thousand different
00:38:52.260
like if that's the trade-off there's no way you could do that like like you don't have to do that
00:38:57.940
i've seen some fucking gangbang girls or something
00:39:00.660
this is like that scene from silicon valley where they're trying to figure out like how to uh
00:39:05.780
hand job as many people as possible the most like i understand the concept of not wanting to do
00:39:10.260
them individually but the idea to be like all at once that's like that's a nightmare scenario
00:39:16.580
no the nightmare is me spending the next thousand days of my life blowing
00:39:20.260
different dudes you could do batches yeah but is it worse like that's a manageable amount
00:39:26.260
like you know three times a day like 333 days oh so a hundred plus days of me blowing nine men
00:39:32.740
nine separate men and that sounds like an improvement over one dick a thousand times you guys are out of
00:39:37.540
your but the one dick it's the same dick over and over again and won't it take just as long
00:39:43.380
it might take longer each time like exponentially longer it would be way faster to blow a thousand
00:39:48.420
dudes that are different because the one guy he's got a refractory period i gotta sit there
00:39:52.580
wait for his stupid ass to get ready again and then suck it again what i said
00:40:00.740
you're in you're in a relationship at that point if you're blowing one dude a thousand times
00:40:04.180
yeah that that's my reasoning i have to go thousand different dicks and i get the argument
00:40:10.820
of the people who are like oh like well that's like a lot of different dicks and i get it that's
00:40:14.900
nasty that's gross but the same on the flip side if you say a thousand times that's like a multiple
00:40:21.060
year relationship like you guys are fighting weird about that like can you imagine the moment when
00:40:26.100
you're done with that thousand dicks like hey you would catch feelings you would catch feelings
00:40:30.660
about a quarter of the way through and by like halfway through you'd want to divorce but you
00:40:34.900
couldn't you just have to keep okay so i'm going i'm going with the one dick because it's way less
00:40:40.740
likely that you're gonna uh catch an std and because i want to find true i'd rather catch an std
00:40:45.780
than feeling to find love even if it's gay love like there's no way you said like even as the
00:40:53.540
straightest dude in the world if you suck the same dick a thousand times there's no way you're not
00:40:57.300
like hey man you won't like hang out after this i know it's a thousand times but you know i assumed
00:41:01.940
that we weren't doing this later if i have to blow a thousand dicks to completion that is horrific i
00:41:07.460
was thinking like a taste like i just stand in a fucking glory hole wall and i just have a thousand
00:41:12.340
dudes just run up pop their dick in my mouth and then oh you just gotta show down the line
00:41:19.060
that counts that's give me give me two hours i suck a thousand dicks let me be free again from this
00:41:24.340
god-forsaken curse that jose is putting on put on me with this question my my old guitar teacher was
00:41:29.380
like very uh uh out outgoing type and he would go to these like weird orgies or like yeah like like
00:41:35.700
these swinger parties and stuff and and one that always stuck with me he said uh he he walks up to
00:41:40.180
the place and there's this old frog looking like uh asian lady and in order to get in i guess to
00:41:45.540
prove you're not a cop you have to put your your dick in her mouth and it's just soft your soft
00:41:50.420
dick in her mouth and she just goes and that's it and then you can go in and i'm like i i think about
00:41:56.340
this lady because she's probably still doing this i'm like jesus christ what a job
00:42:04.900
i immediately was like that's ludicrous and retarded but the more i think i was like that's the greatest
00:42:08.980
screening process ever oh god for real but i mean i'm what a disgusting mouth she has to have
00:42:16.740
yeah he's actually looked like the old the lady from monsters inc the secretary i don't know if you
00:42:20.900
guys oh like carolyn borsenka oh yeah yeah yes it's like frog looking i'm sorry she's getting mad
00:42:28.820
about that no i don't i don't want that i don't want that iron yeah in this dick in this sudden
00:42:33.700
dick situation can you don't put a spell on us are you allowed to take that the if you're choosing
00:42:40.900
the one dick are you allowed to cut the dude's dick off and then just like preserve it somewhere
00:42:45.860
or something because then you're not going to fall in love with them you can just suck that dick a
00:42:48.580
thousand times jesus christ dude what the fuck you guys are like completely have you guys what
00:42:53.300
a dick sucking is you guys ever seen rasputin's dick oh yeah what yeah yeah oh yeah i've seen
00:42:59.540
deserved it it's crazy it's like a 13 inch fucking softy just sitting in a jar of wait it's a big
00:43:05.540
old hog yeah oh yeah in rasputin the fucking old school like dude who the guy who tricked the
00:43:10.980
fucking russian leadership yeah fucking everybody and drugging them the dude had massive big dick
00:43:16.420
energy in every way that is wild yeah you could see it in his eyes and in his eyes he's just like
00:43:20.900
he don't care that is yeah wow didn't he basically like die didn't he like drown like while completely
00:43:28.100
wasted or something am i getting that wrong i think he was murdered yeah yeah all right because he was
00:43:34.820
he was hung all right i would know i don't know if he's big dick or he literally was hung to death
00:43:40.900
both i don't know maybe both i'm saying that's a character i have not looked into a lot but he
00:43:46.580
sounds super interesting oh dude if if there's anything you should be reading about it's rasputin
00:43:52.100
into rasputin in terms of like historical figures it's one of the most fascinating stories very
00:43:56.340
interesting i i just sent it in the in the chat toad you could pull that up yeah it is there's a lot of
00:44:02.020
of rasputin like figures in are we allowed to show that in our movement where are you going with
00:44:08.660
this no in like politics like i don't even i don't think jared kushner has a huge dick but he's like
00:44:13.780
he's like a one of these type characters where it's like what's going on that's right are we
00:44:17.060
allowed to show a preserved dick can i do this i don't know i don't care it's youtube i mean like
00:44:21.940
it's wait with like 300 subscribers we have more subscribers on odyssey than when you're on youtube
00:44:26.020
who gives a shit hang on all right i'm doing it and then i gotta get to tops other thing and then
00:44:30.500
it's for science leighton also sent me something if you guys are interested in some video of
00:44:35.220
people pretending to be aliens at a subway i have no fucking sounds awful oh it's it's the black
00:44:41.860
people that attack uh someone on a subway train is that what it is okay now it sounds a little bit
00:44:46.820
better i like that clinton's yeah all right well we can get to that into tops other thing that he
00:44:51.940
sent but hold on let me uh all right here's our rasputin's dick yeah they they cut it off and
00:44:59.060
they they have it preserved there that's a weird looking dick yeah i know right it's it's like
00:45:04.100
very fairness it's been in a jar for a hundred years yeah but it's like it's very it's very wide at
00:45:09.380
the base you know the dick root and it's very very narrow at the top what is going on with that
00:45:14.820
thing it is it looks like a root vegetable yeah i'm very confused like yeah maybe soaking a you know
00:45:21.780
a dick for that long causes it looks like a potato that's in halfway grown i really could not even
00:45:26.820
extrapolate what his his dick would look like it's like a baby arm it looks like a planned
00:45:33.860
parenthood clinic you know what i was like his big old dick and like whoa that explains that he
00:45:39.460
legit could have a three-incher for all i know what i don't know what the time does the scale that uh
00:45:44.500
is actually a real life darth late darth vader uh figurine next to it so that's yeah yeah yeah and
00:45:51.540
that's soft although he could just be one of those guys it just gets hard and it's the same
00:45:56.260
who knows but still they said it was like 13 or 14 inches soft i'm like what the fuck yeah at that
00:46:02.100
point that's just cumbersome it's like oh yeah it's can't even run it's like girls with real huge tits
00:46:08.500
like like looks so good for you but like you can't do anything exactly i'm of the opinion that like
00:46:14.180
once you get double ditch double ditch inch dick you're in trouble at that point i wouldn't even
00:46:21.460
want a nine inches i honestly wouldn't want a nine incher i'll be dead serious i would i think i'd
00:46:28.100
want like seven to eight is like the i would i would love to have a nine-inch dick no i think seven
00:46:33.700
eight's ideal because nine is like nine is like a jaw-dropping what the fuck is happening here yeah
00:46:38.740
it's like like they run as fast i think nine it would be ideal as a single guy because you are
00:46:44.100
packing you're like holy shit this is nice but like in a long-term relationship like nine is like
00:46:48.660
at some point they're like i'd be honest with you honey that's no their entire internals move around
00:46:52.660
to adjust they acclimate to it really i think if you had to well i guess this would be more of the
00:46:57.780
width of the penis would you if you have a really wide dick you're probably going to be like wrecking that
00:47:02.580
chick if you're fucking her all the time with it you know what i mean like you don't want her to
00:47:05.860
no i think that's good though because because when you when you leave a significant other you
00:47:10.580
want them to be ruined forever so i plan i plan on never leaving in a long-term relationship it's
00:47:17.700
nice to be able to consistently get cooch and if you're literally hurting them every time it does
00:47:22.500
drop off uh i don't know i'm telling you you won't hurt them though they they're fucking internals
00:47:26.660
they're fucking i'm telling you to do with a six inch everything i mean to be fair my wife's like
00:47:31.700
fucking like five feet tall so maybe she's got a shallow coochie i don't fucking know probably
00:47:35.700
i've legit like probably more often than not i don't but there are definitely been periods that
00:47:40.020
i have it's just straight up hurting and i'm like god damn it oh fuck my big dick
00:47:46.500
but yeah uh you know i'm cursed with a huge six inch here that causes problems so but you know
00:47:51.220
jesus god bless man all right top we're gonna talk more about black people here we're gonna get to
00:47:55.460
this next uh thing that you said here top how big's your dick about the same size yeah but i i i
00:48:01.940
agree with you jose though it's yeah but i also agree with clint it's uh thank you it's like it's
00:48:06.340
like catfish you ever heard of like uh indeterminate growth like if you put a catfish in a small lake
00:48:11.300
they'll grow to the size that they can eat if you put it in a huge lake it'll just be like a 700 pound
00:48:15.620
catfish you know yeah vagina fish that's actually true that's actually true with men's testicles the
00:48:21.460
more promiscuous uh women are around him and the more promiscuous he is the bigger his balls get so i mean
00:48:26.740
maybe there is something to the idea that if you have a bigger dick you will end up with a
00:48:31.620
more likely end up with a chick with a deeper pussy i think that could be true too uh but also also
00:48:37.940
they do adjust their fucking internals are like get out the way we got i know the cervix moves back
00:48:43.140
whenever they get all hot and horny so it does hurt less but like there is definitely like a certain
00:48:47.700
limit but i think it's different for different women i'm telling you the limit's nine anything above
00:48:51.940
that and you're you're crucible it's different for different women no you're you're right it is it is
00:48:55.940
different because i've been with black chicks and other chicks i can't bottom out that i
00:48:59.300
was like a hot dog in a hallway and then i've been with like asian chicks where it was like
00:49:06.500
that's the greatest like that's the greatest thing you can hear
00:49:14.900
but if you plan on coming back tomorrow then you're like this isn't good for me yeah i understand jose
00:49:20.900
it's like this is like consistent i'm trying to like how can i do this more often yeah i'm trying
00:49:24.900
to keep a relationship together here we're gonna be semi-regular yeah but now if you're
00:49:28.500
a single dude just on the prowl there is something to women even women with shallower ones that like
00:49:33.700
there is something where like they do like that the sight of it there is like it's like a challenge
00:49:38.260
but now the idea that they will stay with you consistently like you know if you're a dude with
00:49:41.780
like a 12 inch dick and you're like i don't i think you're gonna actually i've actually had a
00:49:45.860
couple friends that have like i've talked to me like personally with like that legit or like dude my
00:49:49.940
dick's too big and like you almost feel bad for them because you're like i can't keep relationship
00:49:53.620
because that shit hurts but now chicks want to bang me all the time but then no one wants to stick
00:49:57.780
around yeah and it's like you know that is a legit problem for like there's probably a big dick
00:50:02.340
problems yeah the sweet spot is like eight and a half inches yeah there are actually self-help books
00:50:08.660
for uh men that are struggling with large penis size yeah see like benzo she gets it she
00:50:13.940
she likes a good solid consistent six inch shirt now now i understand why she's interested in
00:50:23.860
i like my organs exactly where they are thank you very much she was asking just before uh what uh
00:50:28.660
which one of your penises looks i think she thinks that i've seen all of your penises which one looks
00:50:32.820
the most like uh rasputin's i'd say toads but not to scale
00:50:36.580
i think reads to scale he is like he is like you know judge judging by him he has like a big dick
00:50:44.580
but it's gonna be weird it's gonna be like an elephant trunk yeah he probably has he probably
00:50:50.020
has hair like all the way up his dick yeah it's just weird mine is a pretty consistent width i will
00:50:56.900
say and uh i also manscaped so i don't have that like hair on the balls how many times must i hear
00:51:03.620
about your grooming i'm gonna i'm just gonna say what toad's dick look like toad's dick looks
00:51:08.100
very skinny in the middle and then like bulbous at the top that's just what you look like when i
00:51:11.860
look at you like like your head what do you guys think now it's owned out as we're in the chat
00:51:21.940
i would say hey yeah i think that's possible or it could just be like a mushroom cap where it's just
00:51:26.820
like there's no there's no middle ground you know why they call me there's no way reed shaves his
00:51:37.780
shit you know that right like he's like got a big dick and he's bashful about it so you know he
00:51:42.100
doesn't shave it to make it look not as freakishly big he's got he's got pubes that go past his dick
00:51:47.780
but his dick is enormous that long that's right get a partum yeah exactly
00:52:01.380
that's why we call him moses all right we got to do the finale for the the slurs don't we
00:52:07.940
reed was supposed to join us right oh wait you know just pull up pull up this thing real quick i
00:52:11.220
just it's just so funny you got it the um funny or sad the black thing no yeah pull it up dude
00:52:17.220
well everything is a black thing but yeah i saw this already this is um top saying i love black
00:52:23.060
twitter uh this is the actual tweet here it's a series of picks read it uh gave him one last
00:52:30.900
chance this time he really promised to never cheat again and introduced me to all his families this is
00:52:35.220
a woman uh with her dude behind her here then next uh figured out i was pregnant so she has a uh
00:52:43.780
preggers uh selfie here next uh is her body with a bunch of stitches all down and saying he shot me
00:52:53.940
and killed our baby parentheses quote on accident that one's horrific that's wild oh my god i mean
00:53:04.500
i mean if they're black are you shocked and then yeah yeah and then the uh you know the uh
00:53:13.860
yeah she's got an engagement ring he bought or sorry a promise ring he bought me a promise ring so i
00:53:19.220
took him back this one last time this is magic this is big dick power in in pictorial form yes yeah exactly
00:53:29.060
you know this guy has a hammer like you could shoot you could shoot your girl in the stomach and kill
00:53:33.460
her baby and just be like whatever no that can't all be the same girl is it same girl that's the same
00:53:39.700
oh my god that makes it so much worse oh yeah it was the same chick she's telling that story through
00:53:45.460
her uh oh fuck i i didn't realize that that's incredible i thought it was just for like horrific
00:53:50.820
black is there anything blacker than that though i i'm telling you though there are a lot of weird
00:53:56.900
chicks like that out there like i remember my wife uh she like kind of you know she came from rough
00:54:02.660
shit and then kind of got her shit together so she has a lot of like people she used to show me on
00:54:07.460
like facebook feed of like really hood ratchet chicks and like i would see maybe not to that extreme
00:54:12.580
but a lot of crazy shit like that she'd be like this bitch is like and this would be some chick she
00:54:16.660
knew from way back day and she doesn't talk to them or anything but she just like laughs at them on
00:54:20.420
facebook but it is it is wild how many fucking how stupid women are in fairness if you can if you
00:54:26.660
had if you had functioning instagram in the trailer park you'd have white people tweeting the same
00:54:31.380
shit yeah it's not even racing most of the chicks i'm referring to are actually like white chicks but
00:54:36.420
just like really fucking poor white chicks speaking of why cole isn't joining us the internet is down
00:54:43.060
in the trailer park exactly dude that must be why yeah covid was just a lie that he made up
00:54:48.900
he's got his seven month pregnant chick over in the corner holding up the antenna trying to get
00:54:54.100
some fucking put the gun down i thought she was closing in on nine
00:55:01.700
i don't know my concept of time is still in my head she's like three months pregnant
00:55:06.660
but i don't know that's definitely not right either i know it's not right but that's just the way it
00:55:10.580
feels like in my head i have awful concept of time but i haven't seen her on twitter so that means
00:55:14.420
she's very pregnant yeah probably yeah all right um so we got slurs did we want to talk about the uh
00:55:22.340
lp national hack at all i yeah i would like to briefly but i would also like to bring up late
00:55:26.420
leighton's video because you know we got to support our audience here yeah yeah yeah
00:55:30.260
all right let's do it oh fuck the audience what all right so i've not seen this video um
00:55:36.100
plus it's kind of funny it looks like a video of a group of people dressed in neon green body suits
00:55:41.060
attacking and robbing two teenage girls on the subway all right it happened at the times square
00:55:45.060
subway stop over the weekend and the suspects are still on the loose fox 5's ashley Rodriguez joins us
00:55:50.020
live from times square with more on this now viral incident ashley
00:55:56.420
yeah i spoke to people today on the subway who believe violence is definitely getting worse
00:56:03.860
hearing about it or watching it on the news they're actually experiencing it for themselves and early
00:56:09.620
sunday morning at the station what they thought was a fun group of cosplaying aliens ended up being
00:56:15.860
an angry mom it's just charlie dang this group of neon green spandex wearing women just like flooded the
00:56:25.940
car i spoke to the woman behind this cell phone video shot around 2 a.m sunday morning inside the
00:56:32.900
intro look at these two poor girls were like having to take on like 10 women and it bled into the car
00:56:43.060
and no one really knew what was going on this incident the latest in a rash of violent attacks
00:56:49.780
inside trains and around stations caught on camera a week ago the nypd arrested 41 year old
00:56:56.100
was a monster for brutally beating a woman inside the howard beach jfk airport after she
00:57:02.820
ignored his attempt to start a conversation leaving her bruised and suffering i've actually
00:57:08.660
slept i've slept on that floor right there the violence is getting worse yes it is
00:57:15.220
i showed the writer this latest attack like a scene at a gotham city oh my god what are the
00:57:21.620
things that we're doing to to take care of something like this what are the measures that
00:57:26.100
we're putting in place back in february mayor eric adams and commissioner sewell promised to deploy
00:57:31.700
more officers to patrol the subway system and platforms as a part of the subway safety plan but
00:57:38.580
subway riders with no other transportation options aren't seeing results from the city's commitment
00:57:44.020
to keep them safe no one knew what was going on and so yeah we had a batman it was so chaotic and
00:57:50.500
no one went into hell back to back in the early 90s so where it was from shooting you know you
00:57:59.620
have to be very careful to ride the train well the obvious solution is to let people arm themselves
00:58:05.060
the victims of this attack i'm telling you it legit will end up at some point some vigilante character
00:58:10.420
come up with just like legit just a simple gun oh they take care of a lot wrong voice in the
00:58:16.900
train actually the joker movie had it nailed you guys remember that scene i still haven't watched it
00:58:22.340
time square ashley rodriguez yeah i lost the joker movie you guys remember that scene where they like
00:58:28.180
beat the shit out of him on the train and he pulls his magnum and just blasts him that's what yeah
00:58:33.540
that's probably what needs to happen like more often it needs to happen like 10 times in a 30-day period
00:58:38.980
and this shit will stop now we're all of those green suited women black women did you see their
00:58:46.340
fucking physique in their hair come on so yes yeah they looked like they looked like lizzo so i did i
00:58:52.100
just thought it was a rowdy pack of drunk philadelphia eagles fans
00:58:58.420
well yeah and they looked like they were very physically unfit though so you think you'd be able to
00:59:04.020
like how many of those women do you think you could take dude i could take a lot not even no rip
00:59:08.420
no believe me they're they're rowdy bro you don't they don't have any form on their punches you
00:59:13.060
ever seen a black woman fight they do like this thing like it's always just these big flailing
00:59:17.300
like yeah they do fat person jabs where they're still like protecting their own face you know i feel
00:59:24.500
like i could take at least five but you gotta really commit because that's the thing like you can't be
00:59:29.940
like pussyfooting around be like i don't want to hurt him you gotta be like all right extreme violence
00:59:33.780
time i'm killing yeah driving facing the fucking poles and shit you have to put them out you have
00:59:38.660
to put each of them out cold so like yeah but the good news is is that they're women weak jaw strong
00:59:44.660
jab unconscious right i don't even know about that i'm talking about like beating women's heads into
00:59:48.660
fucking like the poles oh you're going to fucking jean-claude van damme yeah full-on fucking like
00:59:53.860
punisher shit like that's the way you do it jesus like that's what i'm saying like i could take five
01:00:00.580
chicks but only under that circumstance where i'm like extreme deadly violence you wouldn't you
01:00:06.500
wouldn't be able to do anything with body blows against these women though because your no kind
01:00:10.500
of just like get sucked into their fats no in fairness i think i could fucking i could definitely
01:00:15.620
drop a few of them with body shots but i'm not wasting my time with body shots they don't have head
01:00:19.780
movement i'm going body head hunting in a in a serious fashion grabbing weave pulling to my knee
01:00:25.380
one of my favorite videos that guy with the eight ball jacket that smacks the fucking sonic rings out
01:00:31.060
of that black girl you remember that shit oh you don't remember that oh this old video she she hit
01:00:37.700
him with the she was in his face and then cursed at him she hit him with like her stiletto and he
01:00:41.780
just turned around and he smacked her so fucking hard man i saw it i saw it beautiful yeah
01:00:49.380
there's nothing better than a video of like a woman that like earns it and then just some dude
01:00:53.940
you watch it on like the like like it's a personal holiday on the top house all right
01:01:02.740
kids sit down and i feel like this is the day a man had had enough because there is a line people
01:01:08.980
will say dumb shit like you should never hit a woman but it's like all right that's that's just
01:01:12.660
stupid i'm getting mobbed by five black chicks and fucking green i'm killing bitches
01:01:18.420
if you if you were in that scenario right yeah she tried to poke his eye with like her heel or
01:01:23.300
something and but there's an edit if you guys watch it later on he when he smacks her it like
01:01:28.500
the sound is just enormous i remember yeah he smacks her and somebody edited when he when he makes
01:01:34.180
contact like a bunch of rings come out i was like oh my god sounds very satisfying
01:01:42.900
in a legit life or death situation like these bitches trying to kill you no weapons
01:01:47.940
fucking how many women do you think you could take i think five is a is a totally reasonable
01:01:54.020
how much how much space do i have how much space do i have what kind of are they working with what
01:02:00.500
kind of environmental hazards rock if the entire no it has to be on the train because we're talking
01:02:05.540
about the train here so i say if the entire train is empty it's just me and i'm gonna say six i'm gonna
01:02:11.460
say me and six of these green clad fat out of shape lunatics yeah i think i think i'm the one that
01:02:17.940
leaves that train i honestly think so the fucked up part is there's like a deep part of me inside of
01:02:23.140
me that's kind of like that's my dream scenario because that's like you're like because you're
01:02:27.300
like oh life because it's like something primal inside yeah yeah i get a kill i get a fuck and just go
01:02:32.820
ham but not only that but you have multiple and you get to literally like flex your fucking you get to
01:02:40.180
try different techniques i'm just picturing we're like and power bomb and uppercut and a left hook
01:02:47.060
and overhead i'm picturing doing like a fucking matrix thing where you have your hands on one of
01:02:51.300
the like poles in the subway car you're spinning around yeah it's it's like people might be like
01:02:57.380
oh it's fucked up like oh it's women but it's different with women because with a man if this
01:03:02.020
is the same death life or death scenario with a man you you maybe could pull two maybe and like
01:03:08.580
there's just like there's less fun in that because you're like you don't get to pull off cool
01:03:12.020
shit like because you're legit like i gotta fucking like you know if i can be working technique like
01:03:18.420
sloppy and creative with it you know it'd be like it'd be like fighting like six juniors in high
01:03:23.540
school that are boys is like the same thing as fighting like six full-grown black women it's like
01:03:28.420
the same idea four to six is a conversion or anything well you guys are underestimating some
01:03:33.540
of them are like 200 pounds like that's the whole that's the that's my only concern is the body mass
01:03:39.060
like it's yeah i have i have 1200 pounds coming at me so i got i have to i have to connect and ko on
01:03:47.140
the first punch every single one or i die like that's what i'm saying with the women it would be the
01:03:51.700
experience is important it was like the hitting game it'd be more like throwing off balance hitting
01:03:57.300
them into objects shit like that you know it's actually tremendously advantage that advantageous
01:04:01.220
that you're on a train because it gives a narrow corridor from which they can attack so only two
01:04:05.700
of them can come at you at a time so you have to fuck that's right basically you basically like uh
01:04:10.660
i think about the eight now you just gave me i think yeah you smart and kick the left line you
01:04:15.140
ko the right line the front one now her body's on the ground now the p the five or the three behind
01:04:20.420
her struggled to get over the corpse you know what you need to do is you need to pick up that
01:04:26.740
corpse and use it as a weapon i can't pick up the 200 pound bitch yeah you kidding me not a dead body
01:04:32.180
either no way you gotta somehow knock her into the other women you know what i mean like oh she's
01:04:37.700
getting knocked into the other women yeah jesus christ what are we talking about dude i think i
01:04:42.020
legit think like seven or eight now that you that's a great point like not even kidding because that
01:04:46.820
that narrow corridor is a great advantage because it is like there's only so many could really come at
01:04:51.860
you at one time it's literally the only reason you might win and you can create a barrier with
01:04:56.500
their bodies essentially you have it depends on your on your boxing skills but you have a better
01:05:02.580
advantage if you have like unlimited space going backwards because i could just keep going backwards
01:05:06.420
and picking them off and you can come from this way or that way as long as they don't come from
01:05:09.780
behind me i'll pick you off but if you're in like this is a very small corridor they're gonna smother you
01:05:14.900
once they get you to like that train door it's gonna be problems man that's right i don't think so
01:05:19.460
because you still have i mean it would still be way better than having six or seven of them coming
01:05:23.780
at you from all all angles at least you have two maybe three that could like one could jump off off
01:05:29.300
the fucking the seat but i still think it's it's your best hope man your best hope is being on a subway
01:05:34.580
car yeah i mean i mean you might need the like maneuverability though to be able to because you can
01:05:39.540
move way faster than any of them they're gonna get like tired out too you know what i mean you can use
01:05:43.620
that as an advantage no i'm just gonna use the corpse of the first one is to my advantage
01:05:48.660
all right i'll be like this is this is the barrier on the right hand side just dead fat
01:05:53.940
bitches yeah you just have that one fat bitch right there that's like a fucking wall taking
01:05:59.220
up the whole width of the subway car anyway so they're not gonna be this is such a gruesome
01:06:03.300
thought experiment but it's so fun i really think there is something too like when you do the the
01:06:08.820
bodies that you you built will create a barrier essentially just a natural i think there is something
01:06:13.060
to do that but there is good good points to your point todd because you can but me i prefer the
01:06:18.420
subway scenario because i'm kind of more sturdy but i can understand if you're like a a facet you're
01:06:22.420
like a mayweather type like you're kind of just quick you know on your feet you got a lot of cardio
01:06:28.100
yeah i can understand a wide open space but somebody built like me you still have 35 feet
01:06:32.340
like you know you still have 35 feet to backpedal so as long as your footwork is is clean you just you
01:06:38.420
basically back step from the first punch k-o and then you just take another back step you wait
01:06:54.500
that is true yeah what you need to do is yeah flood the uh train car oh my god this would be
01:07:01.780
amazing i think 300 spartans could easily take a million they can't they can't come up with new
01:07:12.500
movie ideas and we do it in our fucking chat no there's a simulator we could probably simulate that
01:07:16.740
like they have like uh like like five dinosaurs 300 took on fucking xerxes and a like a fleet and
01:07:22.820
fucking one-eyed gargoyle shit they could absolutely take on it unfortunately not historically accurate but
01:07:28.740
but fun i legit think 300 spartans even without modern technology like give the women the million
01:07:35.060
women modern technology even like okay maybe i'm gonna look carried away all right you know
01:07:38.980
maybe it's small arms like anything you can't get the modern drones we're
01:07:43.380
they had a fucking shield wall them bitches ain't getting in yeah they're just gonna
01:07:46.500
fucking just stab them constantly fucking all here's the thing though
01:07:50.100
xerxes though with his uh persian army if they all had that fucking like cologne though
01:07:54.420
they would have knocked out the entire uh spartan army now he's working for
01:07:58.340
reference to begin the show it's not quite landing but you know you give a million women
01:08:02.260
a fucking elephant and it's gonna do all the damage we need just just let them try and control
01:08:07.620
that elephant be awesome that's right uh clint there is uh one movie that i saw that's coming out i think
01:08:14.020
next year or something i saw an ad for it uh that is based on a true story i guess uh cocaine bear
01:08:19.860
you see this yeah dude that looks that looks fucking badass two of my favorite things together i'm in
01:08:25.300
yeah yeah cracked out gay dudes that's what i love but no i i think so it actually happened
01:08:30.820
i guess right that there was like a i don't know anything about it a shipment of cocaine
01:08:34.580
reed got him the coke finally no i think like a like some sort of shipment of cocaine i don't
01:08:39.380
remember it was cia or what but like the cocaine like fell out of a plane or something like that
01:08:43.940
and a bear got into it and and became this like coked out like apex predator
01:08:57.460
that's a better question how many of these fat fishes could you take on coke
01:09:17.380
says as a trans woman i can also take six women at a time
01:09:23.780
hell yeah uh thanks to leighton for giving us that video by the way go watch uh outlawed thoughts
01:09:30.740
but yeah uh do we want to talk about uh lp national and then finish with the uh
01:09:37.220
let's do the fucking slurn a minute and if we still feel like fucking bullshitting about
01:09:40.660
hey i felt like i had something to say about this though
01:09:43.860
i felt like he had something to say about the lp national when you brought it up he was like i
01:09:48.180
got something to say about that i couldn't care less to be honest with you it was like kind of
01:09:54.340
yeah that's all i was gonna say about it that's all i was yeah that was good uh we're plugging top
01:09:59.860
that's why i'm bringing it anytime anytime the homies sell a t-shirt i'm happy so we're all
01:10:03.620
tyler i thought it was an all all positive honestly i didn't understand everybody having
01:10:08.580
like the complete meltdown over it right i hated that yeah like especially the detractors that like
01:10:13.780
really hate the mises cause they're like you motherfuckers can't even control the best like
01:10:18.100
do we even know what happened like no it could be actual an actual hacking or it could have been
01:10:23.060
you know laziness and and misplacing the passwords i mean i'll give them they have a slight
01:10:27.780
point but then they like take it to the nth degree and you're like and i'm not even like i
01:10:31.620
mean you guys know i don't give a shit about that stuff but it's like
01:10:34.740
that's a weird like ha ha you guys are so goddamn stupid and everything you did is wrong because
01:10:41.220
yeah i hated that yeah yeah like maybe they were being sloppy i don't know that was really my only
01:10:47.300
takeaway on the other side i don't know what happened so i don't understand the dunk fest and that was
01:10:52.020
really the only thing i felt i wish we were privy to like the behind the scenes of
01:10:55.860
yeah me too they were panicking i tried to get some info but nobody answered because that
01:11:00.260
it would have been fun to see yeah right it would be fun to see if they were all freaking out because
01:11:03.940
it's like for me i'm just like who fucking cares i will just say i will just say this the fact that
01:11:08.500
everyone is so over the top like i understand being concerned with messaging and i understand being
01:11:13.860
concerned with having social media presence it's obviously it's like it's the only thing we got so like i
01:11:17.700
get it but it also demonstrates a serious problem that that if we don't have social media we are
01:11:25.220
essentially nothing like that is that's a level of right but i don't agree that that's true though
01:11:30.420
like i think i think well i think social media the way people are reacting it sure seems like it okay
01:11:35.780
it seems like people feel like it's everything all right well okay well it is i mean let's be real
01:11:39.540
that's all the lp has let's be okay you guys don't disagree tell me why no no no no to basically take
01:11:46.420
control over the lp account okay so well i think i think i agree and i disagree because i think like just
01:11:53.060
losing like that one twitter i don't think is as big a deal as people are making it out to be
01:11:58.340
because then you do have like that's not like holy shit like you know everybody's just done now what
01:12:03.860
does the lp have that that isn't our social media you can still message but you can still message
01:12:08.660
through other ways but then there is you know obviously there is a reason why what ways are you
01:12:14.420
going to message other than through your people behind closed doors type deal yeah we have our five
01:12:19.940
people that get on kennedy regularly yeah like if if the if i mean a bunch of these if all the lp
01:12:25.940
twitter accounts just disappeared right now yes you would still have ways to reach your i mean i found
01:12:30.260
i found it through podcasts you would have less of a way to reach out no no i get your point but like
01:12:35.940
i think it's bad i don't think it's a total downfall but there is obviously there is a reason why these
01:12:40.340
big social media companies are censoring these voices because there is truth to that as well so i think it's
01:12:47.220
more telling that it didn't it didn't even go viral oh or it didn't it wasn't trending the third
01:12:53.060
largest party in america got hacked for three days by some social media influencer and nobody yeah no
01:12:59.780
one cared you know what did go that should tell you everything you know because i think the the all the
01:13:04.660
people like you know being crazy about it and being like dunking on it those are all people that were
01:13:08.980
like within that circle everyone else outside the circle didn't care because they're all just kind of
01:13:13.300
like who cares right you know you can take that multiple ways it's like they don't see you as a
01:13:18.100
threat or you could take it as just like they're reasonable people they're like why would i dunk on
01:13:23.140
this third party for this they're probably going to resolve in a day or two that's a that's a great
01:13:27.380
point jose but like so but if i was uh if i was a corporate press there would have been at least one
01:13:33.060
article about this if i took you seriously but on on the other side of that there's a bunch of articles
01:13:38.500
about uh the libertarian party of new hampshire that's what i was about to say which is quite
01:13:42.740
interesting yeah coming on tomorrow hell yeah hell yeah no yeah yeah it is interesting to to think of
01:13:51.060
it think of it that way and and and like the the pushback that they got what it really sorry i just
01:13:56.660
want to say real quick what it really shows to me is like we're only going to get negative press and
01:14:00.580
if it's stupid negative press they're not even going to give us that like it has to be
01:14:04.660
in their framing it has to be egregious where you're like anti-semitic shit or whatever
01:14:10.180
accurate accurate israel shit that's right lp new hampshire uh the most followed uh state affiliate
01:14:18.420
by the way and they're a state that has a very low population so there you go it's
01:14:21.940
fuck dog fuck yeah all right pnh we all talked out about this gay shit like who cares uh
01:14:30.980
i mean i i don't mean that to be like flipping but it also is like i don't get why people made
01:14:34.500
a big thing out of it like yeah it was kind of like the only reason i wanted to give my take
01:14:38.740
is because i haven't commented on it because i don't care i don't care it was a mild chuckle
01:14:43.140
from me i was like i agree i i only wanted to bring it up if we thought it was gonna yeah lead
01:14:47.700
to some humor who is the guy who is the guy tyler hobbs it wasn't even him though he's a graphic
01:14:54.660
designer he's he sells nfts i don't know exactly yeah but was it him because they tried to sling his
01:15:00.500
nfts through the lp account i don't know i don't i'm not sure i okay i don't i follow him now though
01:15:06.180
so whatever well keep keep me posted if he fucking explains his i like the theory behind
01:15:12.500
nfts but the application right now is super fucking gay nfts yeah the nft art is such a
01:15:20.260
fucking racket and i've been saying it for a year and now everyone's like well yeah obviously it was
01:15:24.740
fucking racket but i mean a year ago everyone was like this is the greatest shit ever everyone's
01:15:28.980
getting rich i said like the idea because it is it basically is a way to show ownership of something
01:15:34.740
without requiring a state backing but to use it for just like weird ass random internet art that
01:15:40.820
just gets inflated by you know fucking influencers or whatever like yes it makes no sense like but like
01:15:47.220
now if you were to apply this to things like titles or you know stuff like that it'd be
01:15:50.980
fucking dope but like for a fucking it's almost like it's you almost makes you wonder if there's
01:15:56.180
some weird conspiracy because it's like this shit is like stuff that can completely rock the system
01:16:01.060
but they use it in the gayest fucking way possible now that's what people synonymize nfts you can make
01:16:06.260
the same argument with cryptocurrency the fact that you have a fucking dogecoin and all this other
01:16:10.260
garbage that has come up and competed with this actually sound money in bitcoin so you know yeah moon
01:16:18.820
cricket versus hole yeah oh yeah september slurs finishing off the september slurnament yeah
01:16:25.380
thank god it's over as we make our way to cocktober
01:16:29.700
no that's not a thing but it's not a bad idea it should be yeah we're gonna send it all our wieners
01:16:34.900
to the fucking top and he's gonna draw him we could do you already showed a picture of mine earlier
01:16:39.780
yeah that's right i do like the idea top had though too you know because clint spun a bashful
01:16:46.500
buzz peener i'm still mind blown you've never shown him sit send a pic dick pic ever the guy sent
01:16:51.620
dick pics to my boys like like like what's this wart yeah what do you what do you think what do you
01:16:58.500
think a gym chat is for like what are these steroids doing to my balls man i've never had a group chat
01:17:04.340
about working out either like i just don't do that like and we it's wild i've sent way more
01:17:09.300
pictures of my dick to chicks than i have to my buddies so it's like you got married you're like
01:17:13.700
fucking 12 why why are you sending all these dick pics out i you know just because you know for shits
01:17:17.780
and gigs dog because i love my boys i gotta show appreciation you said you sent it to more girls
01:17:23.540
than you have guys you said okay i i had double digits uh fucking numbers before i got my old lady
01:17:29.220
so hardest off hardest off you're sending to your boys hardest off semi i mean i feel like you never
01:17:35.300
send a soft dick pic unless you have a massive hog because that's just weird yeah but you don't send
01:17:39.460
like fully or erect either that's just super gay no yeah no you send fully erect because you're just
01:17:44.420
like hey what do you guys think you know i'm sending this to my old lady you know like some uh
01:17:49.140
thoughts on that i would send like half yeah i'd send the half pump and say like so that you'd be
01:17:56.740
like well there could be a lot more 100 no the move i've already said this on the show before but
01:18:02.660
the move is clearly a post beat picture so that your fucking dick is like maximum expansion as soon as
01:18:09.940
it touches your thighs you take a picture that's a good point yeah because yeah yeah because because
01:18:14.420
it leaves a lot of speculation yeah you're like holy that's it what the fuck is that look at this
01:18:20.260
rasputin ass motherfucker that's right when i when i send a dick pic i censor the dick hole so i leave
01:18:26.180
something to the imagination all right i guess the japanese porn they censored porn all right i guess
01:18:33.220
yeah i'd blur the hole if you blurred the hole you wouldn't see your dick at all anyways i guess
01:18:38.740
we'll start what you guys want to do top to bottom or bottom top it doesn't matter we can do top to bottom
01:18:43.460
uh in honor of mr lobster let's go top to bottom uh so moon cricket versus hole uh probably no
01:18:53.380
surprise i'm going with hole because i am continuing our streak of woman bashing because i think they
01:19:00.020
deserve uh that more than black people do uh hole is a more modern it's it's a more modern uh slur it's
01:19:08.740
one that we use a lot here i mean what else can i really say about it i think it's very degrading
01:19:14.820
to women i mean they're just a fucking hole and if we can you know take courtney love down a spot as
01:19:19.700
well i mean her band kind of sucked so her heart-shaped hole yeah yeah they had one really good song
01:19:26.580
i still yeah yeah celebrity skin i wouldn't give a fuck about kurt cobain and them if he didn't
01:19:32.980
kill himself but go on that's right i loved nirvana before you killed them they were good but they
01:19:37.700
would not be what they are if he didn't kill himself yeah they would have yeah they would
01:19:42.180
have gotten bad at some point so that's the move everyone when you're at your peak kill yourself and
01:19:46.180
they'll remember you for kill yourself at 27 man kurt cobain jimmy hendrix yeah you know i i have my
01:19:51.780
shotgun loaded for as soon as my episode with alex jones ends you know you gotta go out on a high man
01:19:58.100
they'll remember you forever turning into liberty lockdown alex jones i can't tell you how much i
01:20:08.100
that's right women uh women are nothing but baby making holes imagine imagine the reaction from alex
01:20:16.660
it would be like that uh what was the name of that uh like jorno or whatever who uh did that
01:20:29.220
like live on the air i think filter wrote that song about it hey man nice shot you know what i'm
01:20:33.860
talking about it wasn't a journo that was a politician dude politician yeah all right i don't know this
01:20:38.020
name dude blew his brains out yeah one of the most one of the most graphic things i've ever seen in my
01:20:43.700
life because if you've ever seen the actual video after yeah it's still after he blows his brains out
01:20:49.700
his his back hits the wall he slouches down and blood just pours out of his nose and his mouth and
01:20:55.540
like his neck for like minutes and the video for whatever reason is just
01:20:59.220
fucking dead set on him it was one of the worst things i've ever seen in my life i had like nightmares
01:21:03.700
politician right there's getting busted for some sort of not saying i wish he was alive i'm just saying i
01:21:08.020
wish i hadn't seen that good god i'm not gonna say that i would uh wish that more politicians
01:21:13.300
would follow in his footsteps but uh i i'm usually i'm very much the guy that's always queasy i never
01:21:18.740
liked those like death videos and shit like i know a lot of dudes have that period where they're like
01:21:22.980
hey look at this dude getting cut in half and oh he's still alive for like a minute his
01:21:26.260
fucking upper torso and he fucking dies it's fucking super gruesome you want to watch it with me
01:21:30.660
i was never into that but that one i wouldn't say i liked it but i was like oh it's a politician okay
01:21:36.340
i was very much like there's another there's another video of a union leader which is pretty
01:21:42.420
much a politician and he like sets himself on fire yeah i think he's in like mongolia or some
01:21:46.660
shit buddy buddy yeah bud dwyer yeah dwyer yeah thanks eddie grim yeah um i i do not want to watch it
01:21:56.900
personally but you guys yeah do you i've seen i've seen way too many like snuff videos like this
01:22:03.460
shit and i don't know what it was like in my fucking early to mid 20s i was just like whatever i could
01:22:08.820
get my hands on like the fucking the isis videos with the capture captured people and shit like that
01:22:13.620
like i watched all of them it was i can't stand that shit dude i don't know why i'm like like like
01:22:19.620
like i could do i'm it's weird because i could do insane and like crazy depraved violence to
01:22:27.140
someone i felt deserved it but when it's like just videos of random people dying i don't know
01:22:31.540
something about that in my head i don't know what it is about me but the fact that i know they're just
01:22:35.380
like an innocent they didn't do anything deserve it like it just fucks with me but if it's somebody
01:22:40.180
that's like yeah oh they deserve it i'm like okay let's but like bad bad injury videos i used to
01:22:45.860
also not find those enjoyable but uh your mom's house with tom segura and christina p have totally
01:22:50.020
converted me on that now i get tremendous joy from people just getting i knew a dude like a dude
01:22:57.060
that i knew in high school would just like watch phases of death videos all the time and i'm like
01:23:00.980
there's probably something wrong with this guy dude i hated that shit i think i let me let me justify
01:23:06.900
it because as someone who was one of those people formerly i had a lot of uh anxiety about death
01:23:14.020
and i had a lot of anxiety about you know afterlife and whether or not this is a temporary existence
01:23:18.820
and blah blah blah so i feel like there was some sort of uh like bro science therapy that i was doing
01:23:25.060
to myself by watching people die i was like trying to come to terms with what it was and so i like but
01:23:31.140
then there's also obviously the jeffrey domers that watch shit like that and then they go out and
01:23:34.260
they kill a bunch of people so well what it does what do you think about afterlife um i mean i i go back and
01:23:42.660
forth you know i don't i definitely personally do not believe in like the heaven and hell
01:23:48.100
synopsis uh i just think that's kind of a sometimes i don't know is adequate yeah well and i don't know
01:23:54.180
i don't know but i'm just saying like i sometimes i do have a especially after like a mushroom trip
01:23:59.380
i have a greater sense of like okay there is something about the energy and the connection that
01:24:04.660
happens between everybody and i i tend to believe that that probably persists past our corporeal form and
01:24:11.460
that's you know whatever that means um so i think that's that's my that's my best guess is that our
01:24:16.660
energy moves on in some form or fashion in like an economic theory type sense if you think about it
01:24:22.020
if even if if there is no afterlife all that makes is our moments together even that much more precious
01:24:27.220
so like you know like for me like yeah it's sad you'll die but i also think that if you do live
01:24:31.780
a nice long life i do think they're probably like you see people who's like when they die of old age
01:24:36.660
you just kind of slowly wither away i think you see the point where you're like i'm ready i'm just ready
01:24:40.900
to go to sleep and that's that you know i think there is an afterlife but also um there is this
01:24:45.540
thing like kind of what clint just reminded me of is like when you die you kind of like return to the
01:24:50.580
earth and i think like all of your atoms wind up being reused in some way becoming like parts of
01:24:56.820
other well according to einstein that there is no you know loss of energy right it has to go on yeah
01:25:03.540
there's law of conservation of energy and conservation of mass yeah well that's just a materialistic thing
01:25:08.500
that has nothing to do with spirits like it i think it does but but yeah i get what you mean
01:25:13.300
though but yeah have you guys read that buddy that like when people die they they actually lose like a
01:25:19.140
certain amount of grams and people think that that's just the spirit i've read that that was
01:25:23.460
debunked so yeah i've heard this i don't know the details but i've heard that's bunk if that were true
01:25:28.180
i'd be like okay the soul has a weight to it like that's that almost opens up more questions than
01:25:33.620
answers yeah and people bring that up and it's like and then they'll be like well then shouldn't we build
01:25:37.460
science this if there's like literally you can weigh it and stuff and they're like nope nope science
01:25:41.380
doesn't apply here and like i think you can't appeal the science and then be like oh well we're
01:25:45.620
gonna fucking you know and then be like well we can fucking nope nope no you can't i think the loss
01:25:50.420
of weight is actually the fact that you shouldn't piss yourself when you die yeah probably pretty sure
01:25:55.540
that is it yeah you're like oh he weighed 200 now he weighs 199 this is fascinating put it down in the
01:26:01.140
book i do but he also smells like shit forget about the scientific stuff i do think that that
01:26:07.140
that there is a spirit in us and i think that like the i don't know people like politicians and
01:26:11.460
like these other fucking globalist blood-soaked monsters don't have a spirit they're kind of
01:26:16.100
envious of just the human nature of something special about us they want you dead um to uh over
01:26:23.060
by the way we're not turning uh super chats on on youtube because we if we monetize we'll get
01:26:27.860
the channel nuked again so we can't do it anyway yeah you just got to be funny over so sorry
01:26:32.340
yeah you provided something of value we'll bring it up yeah i know maybe fuck it i don't even give
01:26:38.660
a shit if we get a thousand again who cares monetize again who gives a fuck but okay they're just gonna
01:26:43.700
steal our money so i wouldn't recommend it and they already get a 40 cut so if you give them the
01:26:48.660
extra we really need to consider like a patreon i know it sounds awful but like we really should i said
01:26:54.580
this six fucking i said this seven eight months ago like just do it we've had multiple people that are
01:26:59.780
like we would i mean like and i'm not saying we make bank off it but whatever you can use it to
01:27:03.620
fucking promotion and shit you know whatever that's right just anyway i agree with you clint i'm coming
01:27:09.380
around to your position i i actually think i had your back back then but like i know i just don't know
01:27:14.420
why it hasn't happened i just yeah i mean whoever's in charge of our finances coal and toad used to be
01:27:20.020
and they just pocketed they've just pocketed everything no we know we know we've used it uh
01:27:25.860
we use it on uh dan smott's uh filming us at pork fest we use it on uh some ad reads on chrissy
01:27:32.340
mayer's show okay okay you guys i think i have yeah i have like like a hundred and something dollars
01:27:37.540
for uh in t-shirt sales for tph so that's just there let's just buy tota hooker but he has to
01:27:44.340
video it and he and he has and he has to put it on on the show you want me to lose my virginity
01:27:49.220
imagine toad after getting pussy dude that'd be a fucking beast if you're gonna lose your
01:27:54.180
fucking virginity before you're 40 i think this is our only pathway jesus guys please like subscribe
01:28:00.980
and donate to the cause exactly dude we should we should actually do that yeah it's a great pitch
01:28:06.580
oh yeah yeah operation fuck toad all right if we ever get to the size we're concerned about getting
01:28:12.180
nuked by patreon we'll make an we'll do something else like a subscribe start at the same time we
01:28:16.260
can do we can do a locals if you guys think that that's more safe it's a safe option like if we get
01:28:22.740
nuked if we ever got nuked off patreon it's like whatever we make another thing i think if we ever
01:28:27.060
got to the point we were worried about getting nuked off patreon we'd probably have another
01:28:31.140
fucking thing as well anyway so i get a good amount of money off the fucking locals now i get like
01:28:35.860
three or four hundred bucks a month yeah we should yeah we should set it up have some yeah maybe
01:28:40.180
not andrew tate money yeah just do fucking a little fucking amount and be like hey as a perk
01:28:46.580
of being in this fucking patreon subscribe star locals whatever you can fucking provide you know
01:28:52.340
bit ideas or whatever and we'll we'll fucking i don't know like you could yeah now now i'm getting
01:28:58.980
like 20 bucks an episode off of uh in bitcoin from my fountain app so nice like it's it's so funny like
01:29:05.380
like they all of the the uh what's it called like the streams of income that you get through
01:29:10.340
podcasting are all so fucking small but you have like nine of them so you just get like i get like
01:29:15.860
a hundred bucks in shirts and i get a hundred bucks
01:29:20.180
small streams is what he's saying it is weird yeah dude for sure all right i'm gonna just go with
01:29:25.300
holes all the same points uh toad brought up i i mean moon cricket i'm not gonna lie i sympathize
01:29:30.340
with it because it is an underdog story and it's a great one but it is like moon cricket has become
01:29:35.220
the cinderella by the way which is interesting because they're both ashy okay um cinderella's
01:29:42.020
ashy uh like cinder why do you think her name is cinderella chimneys ashes wow i got it you gotta
01:29:49.860
she was actually like a like a poor like dirty like i don't know we get it yeah exactly i didn't get it
01:29:55.780
but okay i'll get it now i guess i'm just trying to get through this i've never read the full clip
01:29:59.780
i'm gonna skip clint because i have an idea of what he's gonna say and i'm gonna say moon cricket
01:30:04.420
oh yeah the reason put it all on clint yes the reason i'm gonna say moon cricket
01:30:10.900
is uh i'm just a fan of what happened like the first segment of this show with the the racism against
01:30:16.580
black people and it's the best kind it's the best kind i'm a big fan of triple r so right away i'm
01:30:22.260
on the indian side and i just want to keep this momentum i want to keep this momentum going baby
01:30:27.460
boy i want my homeboy on my shoulders and i just want to be screaming the m-word moon cricket till
01:30:34.820
the end of days yeah yeah the m-word yeah all right well we got clint and he can either tie it or secure
01:30:42.340
it for hole but i mean it will be interesting if he goes with moon cricket because then i don't know
01:30:48.260
maybe we could bring you the chat now now we we did also genocide white women in april so so we
01:30:53.940
obviously hate women yeah they're pretty awful oh fuck that was funny um i really i mean for top
01:31:02.820
sake i want to go with moon cricket but i still i personally i think hole has to win i'm going with
01:31:07.860
hole i'm sorry yeah sorry i was gonna suggest if you went moon cricket we could we could put p nord on
01:31:13.300
the show right now no then it has to be hole i'm really glad i chose hole we're not letting this go
01:31:21.060
to a tie it's not happening uh i tried all right hole for the win maybe next year maybe moon cricket
01:31:27.540
we'll get back in i think if we do this again next year i think we really should uh please we didn't
01:31:33.620
prep well enough there are so many better slurs out there i think we if we had uh tapped into our
01:31:38.740
audience we could have had some more fun creative ones we saw there were some good ones in here
01:31:42.740
some solid ones yeah we somehow didn't put noodle nigger in here even though i'm pretty sure i brought
01:31:46.660
it up but well you guys were being faggots me like we can have two asian slurs like who gives the
01:31:50.980
fuck about how they could be all black slurs as long as they're funny i don't give a shit like
01:31:55.300
no i just asked if we could have two i think i don't know we need to have a black uh entry next
01:32:01.780
year so that we can get some good white slurs because we we came out with nothing it was pathetic
01:32:05.460
yeah the white slurs like are funny but they're not like that cutting to where you really can like
01:32:09.540
you can go through far you know if you didn't change the name mises caucus i do like this
01:32:14.900
yes is what mc stands for with all them rappers oh yeah if they change their name i
01:32:27.620
joined the party again the moon cricket i'm a member of it man michael heiss if you're listening
01:32:32.500
i know you're listening dude i unironically might be like you know fuck hold this all
01:32:37.620
agorism thing if they're like you know what the moon cricket caucus you know what like because i
01:32:42.580
mean you guys have heard my main critique is that like i think they should be going hard as
01:32:46.500
fuck like they should be going like lbnh all the fucking time and then i'd be like okay i just think
01:32:51.940
the incentives are set up it's not yeah i'm not a me cock anymore man i'm a moon crack yeah at that
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point like you know this agorism shit is fucking retarded like at that point like you know what
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like okay like i'm in dog you guys you guys are such liars you just constantly keep you constantly
01:33:08.740
keep the carrot just just out of reach so you want the black vote we need that we need the moon
01:33:14.580
cricket caucus now oh man now i think this means that we have to use the word hole in every episode
01:33:19.860
you get rid of that whole mises bullshit you don't get hit with all that gay some of the gay
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shit mises because like all right don't remember i love mises mises is great oh yeah liberalism
01:33:28.260
sucks he says like you have to realize that like most of us are like rothbardians and rothbard built
01:33:34.020
off of mises and then hoppa even built off of rothbard so like a lot of this there's some
01:33:39.940
shit that i don't agree with with mises let's be real and then it's always that shit the fucking
01:33:45.780
faggots bring up and they're like well fucking mises said this and you're the goddamn mises caucus
01:33:50.580
and you're like well i don't agree with him there that was a masha's entire speech and
01:33:56.500
reading exactly it's like well you know what i feel like you have to separate the economics
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yes oh yeah yeah what'd you say it should still be the wrong paul caucus sorry go ahead top yeah
01:34:10.180
you got to separate the economics from the cultural stuff which i think you know that's
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a huge difference i think you you can we're not separating we're not separating the culture that's
01:34:18.020
the whole you cannot separate it that's the whole point of misesian economics like you can't separate
01:34:24.580
it because it's all human action it all has to do with time preference what i mean is like separate
01:34:30.980
mises mises's economic stuff which is oh yeah that's what i'm saying oh i get what you mean yeah yeah
01:34:36.500
yeah well i'm not separating so mises i had a lot of uh some of the best economic insights in history
01:34:43.700
and he was also simultaneously a faggot so that's what i'm saying but there's also like in terms of
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enjoyability i would 10 times out of 10 i would rather read rothbard than oh yeah yeah yeah i'm not
01:34:55.860
reading a native german speaker i'm gonna read a jew what are you talking about of course yeah i mean
01:35:01.620
i really need to tap more than mises but when i do tap into him it's like i enjoy it but it's like i
01:35:06.500
could just read rothbard it's way better like let's be real yeah it's dry it's dry but it's you know that's
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what economics largely is that's why you got to tune into liberty lockdown so you can get a fun
01:35:15.060
spin on it anyways tune in this week when i have i don't know who i'm gonna have on but it should be
01:35:19.780
fun uh liberty lockdown you can follow me on twitter if you want to replace the 1100 bot accounts which i
01:35:25.220
apparently lost but then i gained 600 of them back so now i'm no 700 so now i'm down 400 i don't know
01:35:30.340
what's going on uh but uh at liberty lock pod and make sure you go to top lobster.com pick up some
01:35:35.860
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01:35:42.500
beanie over there as well by the way i won't i forgot yeah i'll buy them yeah so you go to tower
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gonna be doing uh something really cool that's it's gonna be only available at skank fest for the
01:36:10.020
time so like i think i did like six designs or something like that it's gonna be skank fest
01:36:14.180
designs but they'll be on podcast merch after but if you're at the way if if anyone's watching this
01:36:18.900
that's a fan of legion of skanks and you're gonna be at skanks fest top and myself will be there make
01:36:24.020
sure you come up and say what up yeah yeah yeah if you see lewis tell them about top and clint and then
01:36:29.460
maybe drop a little hint they're they're they're they're associated with tower power hours yeah yeah tell
01:36:33.860
him to get his ass on here uh yeah dude um and top also i just got my anti-war.com uh shirt oh
01:36:41.700
sweet by the way hell yeah nice and the esg liberty lockdown shirt all right uh i'm uh jose gallison
01:36:49.620
you can find me on twitter at senor jose 2020 if you want to follow me there on youtube uh and all
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the major auto podcatchers i'm there as well on no way jose i have tomorrow i have clint top lobster
01:37:01.540
reed coverdale not toad not cole uh and then i have jeremy kaufman as well uh and uh
01:37:09.380
i had the last one with dave smith so we're having jeremy kaufman on now uh i mean i'm sure
01:37:17.940
we got chingo bling yeah chingo bling is the next two weeks following i think that's gonna be fun
01:37:23.300
that's gonna be i'm looking for that one that'll be fun one yeah for sure chingo bling uh i mean you
01:37:28.100
know maybe something falls through between then now but i've already got the fucking you know google
01:37:31.780
fucking uh calendar thing and everything fucking so it's about as official as it can be so uh you
01:37:37.140
know i'm looking for that one you top you know chingo yeah he was just on uh i just did the
01:37:42.740
thumbnail for hotel jesus uh i listened to the interview and uh he's like he's wet behind the
01:37:48.420
ears not not because he's mexican but with with like he's a wet back yeah yeah with with the conservative
01:37:54.100
even with the conservative stuff so you're gonna blow we're gonna blow his mind like with the
01:37:58.020
libertarian shit but he's like yeah he's there and he's like learning but he he kind of got i like
01:38:03.140
him i told him before you came on i told them he was like he's literally you if you look if you just
01:38:09.460
like for some reason took like a 10-year detour and like joined a cholo gang and then like came back
01:38:14.020
to you know got your shit together yeah like that is what he is i mean i think he's like comedian musician
01:38:21.220
uh fucking like uh you know because he's been like call me central and shit too like he's a
01:38:26.180
decent comedian but uh now he's like a podcaster he's kind of like a maga guy kind of sort of
01:38:30.980
conspiracy guy uh not so much taking too long but anyways yeah yeah yeah and then i think next week i
01:38:36.180
have i'm a little drunk uh wrap it up yeah all right that's it guys uh
01:38:41.380
toad tph underscore toad obviously i have no idea if we're gonna get our other twitter accounts back
01:38:49.380
with the elon musk takeover we can fucking hope we gotta be a powerhouse if we all got our accounts
01:38:54.260
back oh my god i just want i want the top lobster without the underscore after that's it for real
01:39:00.020
we got uh another tower power our next wednesday as usual cole should be back if he doesn't die of
01:39:05.940
covet or whatever the fuck's going on i will and if he does it'll make for a hilarious episode
01:39:10.500
that's right uh yeah his kid won't meet his dad i want him to die on the air just so we really like
01:39:18.420
take off further just have a big like yeah you know a moment that popularizes us big time i will
01:39:23.460
fuck cole in the meantime though so that i get immunity to this new like ba 2.5 point whatever
01:39:29.140
the fuck variant so fuck yeah and i'm going to be on no way jose at some point soon because we're
01:39:35.140
going to start doing a live reading of hans herman hoppa democracy the god that failed because i'm a
01:39:40.820
degenerate over here and not so on uh jose's show yeah fuck yeah hugs and kisses bitches we out