Tower Gang - Ep 91 - Magic in the Anus

00:00:00.000 fine what's up retards the funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12 women jerk off 1.00

00:00:05.920 dicks like fucking they're an unruly ferret yeah you ever had a 9-11 cocktail 1.00

00:00:11.020 it's in manhattan with two kamikazes 1.00

00:00:14.260 you see the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this and she needs to account for it 0.86

00:00:21.100 white women must be stopped that's right what yeah 1.00

00:00:24.940 we can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane 1.00

00:00:29.820 what your ass ass to penis ratio ben maybe you could say we had sex but we didn't fuck 1.00

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00:00:41.580 welcome everybody to motherfucking tower gang bitch we're going three deep tonight just like your mama 1.00

00:00:50.340 motherfuckers the whole celebrity lockdown we got no way jose aka jose got a son up in my top right 1.00

00:00:57.460 we got my left hand man mr t-o-a-d double d and this motherfucking bitch what's up gentlemen 1.00

00:01:03.300 that's that's right i only jerk you off with my left hand so dude this may be a little bit of 0.99

00:01:08.120 spoiler but i mean a lot of people know tomorrow uh if you pay attention to me at all or else i'm 0.92

00:01:12.240 having four pointy boats jeremy and kaufman on but the next one i already have scheduled is

00:01:16.360 chingo bling i don't know if you followed him at all like it i need to have you guys do like an

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00:01:23.000 oh he goes hardcore in the paint yeah he goes hard to paint for all his intros and he's like super 0.97

00:01:29.700 cholo so he's like i'm i don't know but like just rambles off like a million fucking things like 0.98

00:01:35.520 he sounds like he's my people dude chingo bling he might be from fucking southern california do you 0.99

00:01:40.360 know where he's from i don't know exactly no texas i think uh but yeah i'm gonna fucking 0.98

00:01:44.220 it's basically there's a similar similar gringo yeah you know cholo phenomenon in texas it's 1.00

00:01:49.840 legit top if top just like spent 10 years in a cholo gang and then 1.00

00:01:54.540 oh chingo i was like the only chingo i know who goes hard to paint is yao ming so he's a comedian 0.86

00:02:03.140 i believe he's a musician and he's also like a pretty big podcaster he's when when you booked

00:02:08.000 him he followed me and i followed him back so like i've been following his twitter for a week

00:02:12.520 but i don't know shit about him beyond yeah red pill tamales in this podcast check him out he's 0.82

00:02:16.100 funny he's very maga guy but he's like not like super serious and like he's not like a you know 0.98

00:02:21.700 a super serious talking head he's funny he's like legit if top was like you know i'm a fucking 0.98

00:02:26.800 political podcast and i really like trump in america and let's fucking go i like how top is super 0.95

00:02:36.180 famous but he just doesn't have a podcast but he's on everybody else's podcasts all the time 0.68

00:02:40.860 that's how to do it man he's the merch tycoon man yeah that's right he's too busy being the

00:02:47.560 thumbnail for the guy for the grades speaking of merch tycoon go to top lobster.com shout out to 1.00

00:02:54.800 our boy he'll be here soon so oh here he is i heard he's a huge faggot no you shut the fuck you shut 1.00

00:03:01.820 your fucking mouth what is going on he's like having dramatic entrance he's looking he's looking extra 1.00

00:03:08.360 black tonight he's coming in like the undertaker all right let's uh put him in the bag until 1.00

00:03:12.820 whatever is going on works its way out uh then we can bring him in whatever it actually looks like 1.00

00:03:17.240 so there's a camera there so cole has covid apparently aka he's a huge pussy yeah motherfucker 1.00

00:03:23.640 didn't say shit until like what like a little bit he texted us like all throughout the day dude you 0.99

00:03:29.240 just don't oh i don't have that yeah my phone's broke so i don't have the signal chat wait like we 0.97

00:03:32.640 are talking we have like 10 different chats for this shit so yeah so you have four instagram text 0.82

00:03:39.000 twitter and apparently facebook which i don't know why you guys are having a group chat with your 0.98

00:03:43.520 grandmothers but that's cool my grandmother's read fucks everything up that's where reed's at 0.99

00:03:48.300 is fucking boomer oh that's right oh yeah we used to all just have a fucking twitter group chat and 1.00

00:03:53.700 none of this other bullshit until everybody i know now i don't even know where to send my dick pics 0.99

00:03:59.040 here like what the fuck um so i hope you're sending them on facebook because i haven't been 0.98

00:04:03.180 getting them thank you i am because that's uh the least um i i feel like that's uh i don't even know 0.99

00:04:09.100 what the word i'm looking for is it's the most risky though to send your dicks i said on the system 0.77

00:04:15.200 is down today that toad looks like a male velma from 0.99

00:04:18.540 velma isn't bald damn it she she has the same attraction level for women 1.00

00:04:28.080 if you if you had a uh if you had a bowl cut you would look like it's more like a middle-aged 0.93

00:04:34.160 velma gender swap because velma still has like a sexiness about her dude her body i i would the 1.00

00:04:39.800 reason we were talking about is because she came out i guess as gay or whatever in the remake of the

00:04:44.920 cartoon and and i was just like yeah that happened yeah is velma gay on scooby-doo yeah yeah because i 0.51

00:04:54.320 don't know who cares right i don't even care i don't mind gays but like it's just weird to take 0.84

00:04:58.300 this like decades old character and be like you know what they're gay now i know i i agree and i 0.80

00:05:02.380 don't know why we need to know the sexuality of velma but we do anyways the the my main takeaway

00:05:06.980 though was that it's hilarious that they're turning her into a lesbian but she still has the body 1.00

00:05:12.780 of a lesbian that a straight man would write you know i'm saying like her body is fucking 1.00

00:05:17.060 i don't know any lesbians with bodies she has jose's preferred body type that's for sure 1.00

00:05:23.680 hey what's up what's up what's going on man i'm not hearing you're muted you're currently muted 1.00

00:05:29.560 you're a fucking mute you fucking tingle bling so yeah so cole is under the weather and jose was 0.99

00:05:34.920 under the weather literally last oh yeah yeah how did you survive that i mean my head power out for a 1.00

00:05:40.020 few days but uh i mean i didn't it wasn't really a big deal for me the woman in the house were 0.96

00:05:44.480 complaining like we don't have fucking we don't have showers like okay just don't shower like 0.97

00:05:49.080 who cares did it last 48 hours or yeah it was like probably like 48 hours maybe a little bit less 0.98

00:05:55.900 it wasn't a big deal it was hard to take anyone seriously when i'm like i have like two acres out

00:06:01.040 here so i had to do a ton of hurricane prep and de-prep after and so like i'm not able to shower

00:06:06.020 and so i'm like everyone's bitching around the house and you're like uh it's just like camp

00:06:10.680 shitty camping is basically what it was but it was fine we got we know from past episodes that you 1.00

00:06:15.840 enjoy like when your wife hasn't showered for like a couple days you like that whiff of pussy 1.00

00:06:20.800 that happens after that confusing me with someone else maybe i did say that i don't know you 0.99

00:06:25.400 definitely said i was high at the time so this is i don't know well we almost called the episode 0.80

00:06:30.200 the odor of pussy or something like that that was yours i mean yeah maybe i don't remember that at 0.77

00:06:35.860 all my power was out for two hours last night so i like i feel your pain and weed's power is out now 0.99

00:06:41.480 apparently so we're we're all dropping like flies man i think our whole infrastructure like the whole

00:06:46.500 great research is really going to strike in a severe way because we we are not going to have 0.72

00:06:50.440 enough energy for like major countries to stay functional and it's going to be so fucking 0.94

00:06:56.600 disastrous because just look at how like unbelievably spoiled we are if you go two weeks without 0.93

00:07:02.740 electricity in a major first world country you will see fucking bedlam it's going to be wild yeah 0.99

00:07:07.360 this fucking sucks dude because when people were talking about blackouts happening i thought we were 0.99

00:07:11.240 creating a white ethno state and i'm very disappointed now yeah and you know what you're 100 right clint and 1.00

00:07:17.160 it gets back to my point with women are the problem though because it really was like you're like you're 1.00

00:07:23.080 like i could go two weeks this is no big deal yeah yeah no for real i was like i've done i've had

00:07:27.620 power out before for days and you know not a big deal i've gone camping like i had a generator so

00:07:33.300 it's like i had some power i like you know had like we even have the wi-fi up and like you guys 0.75

00:07:37.740 are bitching just because it's a little bit hot and you had wi-fi too damn you were crushing it i 1.00

00:07:42.100 hooked up my generator got the wi-fi going fucking like got a few like i got all the extension cords 0.98

00:07:46.840 out i was i was good it's just i didn't have the whole house power and so i didn't have like

00:07:50.500 ac or water because i have a well pump uh and it's like i was gonna ask why you didn't have

00:07:54.940 water because like when my power was out i still had water oh yeah that's good i have a well pump

00:07:58.520 so but yeah i mean it is what it is one that big of a deal it's like okay we you stock up on water 0.94

00:08:03.760 beforehand you're good fucking you know your power is gonna come back but yeah no women women there's 1.00

00:08:08.520 no way they would be able to exist without like i don't know it'd be a whole thing whereas dude's 0.99

00:08:12.500 like oh i guess i just live in my filth now okay hold up shout out to hotel jesus i am eating on

00:08:19.120 stream in in honor of my brother oh yeah we didn't see uh what it was at first so all we saw was this

00:08:25.340 like white like i guess it's ranch dressing or something dripping down we just thought you're

00:08:28.980 blowing dudes a little below the camera there all right man all right all right man dude you all

00:08:39.720 right what do you want to go into do you want to go into the uh black source indians part uh part two

00:08:44.000 yes all right yeah yeah you got that set up we can start we're legit just gonna go look at twitter 0.97

00:08:48.880 and just giggle our ass off for like a little bit it's gonna be great shit i'll set the stage for 0.93

00:08:53.660 those who aren't aware there was an amazing viral moment i don't know what was it probably six months 0.95

00:08:58.140 ago it was a while ago yeah yeah it was like and there was some like indians dancing at the dance 0.99

00:09:03.180 club type thing and uh fucking um i'm having a brain fart and oh yeah someone quote tweeted it and 0.96

00:09:09.340 put the caption put the caption uh sorry someone's opening the door i'm being really really loud about 0.99

00:09:15.360 it but uh anyways um fuck my kid's distracting me in the room they quote tweeted it it was just some 0.97

00:09:22.660 random black dude and he says you know it smelled crazy in there yeah there you go yeah my kid did 1.00

00:09:27.920 this weird thing where she like opened the door really slow so it was creaking so i'm like what 0.98

00:09:32.060 the fuck is going on over there oh she's gone now so i can say the bad words but i didn't even realize 0.95

00:09:38.440 this i thought the i smell crazy here was just a long time running joke because indian people smell 1.00

00:09:44.040 like shit i thought that was that was the whole thing these street shitters who are not in the 0.99

00:09:48.900 tournament anymore yeah well the the key component of this whole thing is that when that happened 0.99

00:09:53.120 for some reason the indian community just came out of nowhere and just went hard as fuck 1.00

00:09:58.160 like a whore just in sleep awaiting and just like attack them with the most insane racist like off 1.00

00:10:04.520 the wall craziness and it just became a legit just like frenzy like race war on twitter and it was if 0.98

00:10:10.200 only they'd attack the deodorant aisle the same way well well i do remember this because i think uh

00:10:16.260 we were talking about them on the show at the time i think it was with the libertarian friendship

00:10:19.920 simulator dudes when they got our the first episode of ours taken down we got taken down i

00:10:24.960 think because they said nigger a million times in the first minute and then we're talking about 0.93

00:10:29.500 dragging mexican politicians oh we went hard in that episode they were legit joking mate we were we got 0.99

00:10:34.740 to the point we were riffing off joking off of killing uh how can i say it without getting this episode

00:10:40.020 taken down i guess i don't care because it's youtube whatever like no we pulled our episode from last 0.96

00:10:44.180 week right because that shit was like zipper tits um the episode is still on youtube until 0.90

00:10:49.900 why pull it down i'll take it down in a couple weeks um that's how i've been doing it i just see 0.98

00:10:56.660 purpose i just see the youtube is expendable at this point the blacks versus the indian thing like

00:11:02.620 the um you go to a convenience store that's like the microcosm of that war right because you have

00:11:08.880 the indian store clerk and you have all the black people looting the store so that's you know can we 1.00

00:11:15.700 take a moment and see if top is uh internet is good it was can you talk for one time how do i sound 0.90

00:11:21.460 guys yeah good hey let's try your latency real quick i'm gonna do a one two three i'm gonna do 0.98

00:11:25.940 one two and you say three one two hey it worked that was pretty perfect he's like what the fuck 0.82

00:11:33.660 happened i i think i was good i don't know what he threw me off his latency is good dude we're

00:11:38.660 yeah i i've only seen the uh the primary tweet here so i don't even know what

00:11:48.560 is to be discovered under this but no one has seen the responses other than jose so we'll see

00:11:52.860 what's up okay all right oh no i read through these responses in the middle of the night last

00:11:57.000 night i didn't know i was just it was like four in the morning and i'm like holy shit top sees a 0.95

00:12:03.060 race war and he's like i am not going to bed until i read every fucking reply it woke me up like i 0.99

00:12:07.900 wasn't even on twitter and i just felt something i reached out by the way you see he's still trending 0.92

00:12:14.280 over here by the way the jews is still trending yeah that's weird why i mean i know his read back

00:12:24.020 on twitter why is it trending they were feeling neglected so they just changed the algo real quick

00:12:29.680 because he won musk takeover has officially been announced so reed has come back and everybody's

00:12:36.040 tweeting about the jews now all right so this is part two if dahmer said he was indian no one of no

00:12:42.340 one would have questioned the smell coming out of his home which is funny but it's not like that crazy

00:12:47.120 the response is what's hilarious i don't know if you want to start going through i just want i just

00:12:51.520 want to say briefly you could have made that joke about lots of nationalities like filipinos if you've

00:12:56.420 ever if you i grew up in uh like rancher pinosquitos area in san diego and i'm telling you 1.00

00:13:01.160 you walk into a filipino household and it is a experience that motherfucker stinks like you 1.00

00:13:05.740 your clothes your clothes smell bad when you fucking leave there i dated a filipino chick for like a hot 1.00

00:13:11.580 minute and it changed my entire like view of them as a people just because their house smells so bad 1.00

00:13:17.220 because they cook with fish oil or some shit oh yeah if they would have said this about if black if 0.99

00:13:24.860 black people would have said this about black people i would have been like yeah that too 1.00

00:13:27.860 you've been to a project the project before yeah yeah crazy in there it would have been great if 0.95

00:13:36.820 if someone like some indian dude replied and he took the the screenshot of the black dude's face he

00:13:42.740 zoomed into his mouth and he said you know it smelled crazy in there just talking about his breath 0.85

00:13:46.380 just like fire fire right back dude fat people smell bad too so it's really just like 0.99

00:13:52.360 it's pretty much everybody except normal sized white people 0.99

00:13:56.280 now you know what though i gotta i gotta go the other way on this black people's breath doesn't 0.95

00:14:05.260 smell bad their their dental hygiene is immaculate for the most part just is it though or is it just that 1.00

00:14:11.460 um compared to their skin their teeth the contrast yeah this shit is this shit is actually sparkling i'm 0.99

00:14:18.140 like i've paid attention yeah if what it is yeah i didn't grow up around any black people but i'm 0.99

00:14:23.600 telling you that was a big like amongst amongst my school was like everyone was like black people's 0.98

00:14:29.620 breath smells bad and i was like all right i'll take your word for it i don't fucking know 0.99

00:14:33.400 holy nah their breath smells probably whatever i would assume it smells okay i've never kissed a 0.99

00:14:38.920 black guy or a black girl thank god i mean obviously they're not a monolith there are stinky ones but i 1.00

00:14:43.960 would actually agree with top that's been my impression generally in my in my experience it has 0.98

00:14:48.860 been and it's not just black people it's the projects the spanish people and white people that live 0.99

00:14:53.040 there too it smells like uh oh yeah like the white meth addicts like dude imagine how bad their breath 0.99

00:14:59.100 is jesus christ it's it's moldy clothes it's like if you washed your clothes and then didn't dry them 0.98

00:15:04.200 that's what it smells like what's funny too is like black people have this whole mythology about wet 0.98

00:15:09.240 white people so like like we all we all like i'm not even making this up like black people think that 1.00

00:15:15.220 that white people smell like they're wet all the time or some shit white woman specifically they smell 1.00

00:15:19.440 like they say they smell like wet dog yeah and i'm like i don't know but my nose isn't that big so i 1.00

00:15:23.760 can't really smell that maybe they do how does how does ashen smell she smells great maybe it's just 0.75

00:15:33.640 like a phenotype like that we don't pick up on like just a different type of race i believe that i just

00:15:40.300 think i just love that like everybody's racist towards everybody's smell and i just think that's 0.96

00:15:44.200 fucking yeah it's like a dog whistle but it's you know a dog has like a really good sense of smell 0.98

00:15:48.700 like what do we call that a dog whiff it's a it's a dog sniff yeah a dog let me let me ask you have 0.99

00:15:55.740 you guys ever been in a spanish house like when when they're cooking yeah it's pretty good yeah yeah

00:16:00.420 okay it's good okay i thought i was biased like if you're including hispanic then yes yeah but like

00:16:06.480 if you go into a chinese house when they're cooking like sometimes they'll be cooking broccoli or cabbage 0.97

00:16:11.480 i'm like why are you boiling cabbage in here it smells like asshole oh you mean you mean like my neighbor 1.00

00:16:15.640 if i go to that corner of my place it smells like a fucking asshole over there and i'm like what the 1.00

00:16:20.020 fuck this isn't my asshole that smells like this 1.00

00:16:22.140 i think latin men probably smell better than anybody because y'all fucking rock that uh the 1.00

00:16:27.880 cologne usually because you're all dirty i feel like the more poverty you come from especially among 0.99

00:16:35.480 minorities the more you front like you're like you know you got nice clothes you try to look fresh

00:16:40.360 you know your teeth everything looks nice but then it's like you know you're you got a blinged out

00:16:44.740 but then you're like you're you're 175 000 in debt you don't own anything exactly exactly you get it

00:16:51.780 millionaires and billionaire white dudes that like you know they probably have your paychecks getting 0.99

00:17:01.420 garnished by the fucking feds you're just like you're barely hanging on you're eating fucking top 1.00

00:17:06.940 ramen 18 times a week yeah don't hang on top but you look like you're flossing they're just 1.00

00:17:11.320 i've been eating ramen like a motherfucker the last couple weeks i don't know why it's just like 0.98

00:17:17.340 every time i go to my kitchen i'm like i'm just eating ramen today i go through phases like that 0.98

00:17:21.640 where i'll just be like you know what i i kind of the nostalgia of being poor i'm gonna eat some

00:17:25.940 for a poor man's meal like i don't think there's anything better yeah we should have a what's 0.96

00:17:32.820 better what's better tell me something that's better for 33 fucking cents you know what was 0.98

00:17:37.380 better yeah exactly the cheap spam back in the day spam is supposed to be like a cheap man's meal 1.00

00:17:42.040 but now that shit is like seven dollars for a little thing but that shit is delicious 0.99

00:17:46.020 dude i used to fucking live off of like a pack a day cigarettes a pot of coffee and fucking like 1.00

00:17:52.660 two ramen packs oh yeah sounds like your average american marine 0.97

00:17:56.980 those are good times they were fun let me before i forget let me ask the ladies in the chat and maybe

00:18:04.100 clint has good insight on this probably i am autistic so i never understood the appeal

00:18:10.060 of like a cologne like men will wear like the newest cologne i understand smelling nice but

00:18:16.880 i i don't even know like even if i'm going out i don't take the time to go and put it on i've got

00:18:21.340 like 100 colognes i never spray it on is there is there like an appeal to women or like what is this

00:18:28.840 what is going on well i think i mean first off yeah like if you if you get the right one and and

00:18:35.260 you're smelling really nice like yeah some some women will be attracted to it because they'll be 1.00

00:18:39.100 like oh you smell nice you're it just like it represents a level of care for yourself that i think

00:18:44.120 some women look for in men but like at this point i mean i haven't worn cologne in i don't know 15

00:18:49.580 years or something like it was it was more of a thing in like the early 2000s of my experience

00:18:53.600 and it's like i gotta post the unlock so whatever no no no i'm never now it's just like now it's

00:18:58.340 just like persian men that still rock once you get once you get a million dollars you don't 0.63

00:19:03.380 cologne anymore no i think just once you got money you ain't gotta you ain't gotta front just having 0.99

00:19:08.580 you like freshly showered smell them and smelling like a fucking man like i think that's that's pretty 0.98

00:19:14.060 good that's what i do it's doing well for me by the way i think the move is definitely not 1.00

00:19:18.920 too much i don't think there's anything wrong with like a like a spray or two you know something

00:19:24.220 that's the problem people that the people that hit it never do just like a single shot

00:19:28.180 i smell them from the street jesus it does signal i put a little bit of effort into smelling good but

00:19:35.120 i do think if you're a guy takes care of yourself there's a little bit of like just that manly smell

00:19:39.680 of like your natural must that i think is kind of good but you don't want just that because it shows 0.98

00:19:43.900 you're just something like heathen doesn't give a shit the real vomit inducing like pattern is when 0.99

00:19:48.540 you get a fucking persian dude who's rocking a hell of cologne but he still has bo and you're 1.00

00:19:53.080 just like oh yeah yeah oh yeah that that does not uh get rid of the bo smell it just adds to it yeah 0.99

00:19:59.780 it's just a mixture that like you want to fucking bomb it i heard i heard from somebody that like 0.95

00:20:05.820 the smartest thing to do like if you're trying to pick up ladies and it makes a lot of sense is 1.00

00:20:09.260 why would you buy like a like i don't know curve or like burberry for men you would buy a woman's 1.00

00:20:15.280 cologne right because they've actually studies to support this actually yeah so why the fuck are

00:20:19.640 we even like buying men's cologne or buying cologne at all in general but if you are just 0.93

00:20:24.680 where are your girls yeah i um i buy a cologne that smells like bacon it's called

00:20:30.920 that's that that's how you attract the right women the ones who know how to eat meat if i put on a 1.00

00:20:36.840 female perfume and came home ashton would be like you're cheating on me for sure yeah no just a 1.00

00:20:45.240 little bit i've i've used like women's deodorant since i was like in high school it works better and

00:20:50.880 i do think that flowery smell like on a i've legit read scientific studies that show that women do 1.00

00:20:56.600 prefer and are attracted to flowery smells but there is some weird just like social thing where like

00:21:02.000 you want to smell like so like i think like a light flowery actually weirdly women do like it 1.00

00:21:07.320 i have no i've even done like weird experiments when you've been married for 10 years there's

00:21:10.920 wait women women like flowers jose breaking yeah right yeah like flowery smells yeah by the way also 0.95

00:21:16.000 the benefit of the uh bacon cologne is that it wards off the jews so i don't even know why are you 1.00

00:21:23.180 bringing up a bacon cologne i don't even know what's happening um all right man i just i just

00:21:27.440 i just wanted to say real quick the world comes out now i have not aware i've not been wearing

00:21:33.280 cologne in 15 years like i said all i've been wearing if you want to call it wearing is and a

00:21:39.220 lot of people make fun of it they say it's douchey whatever i have gotten more compliments about

00:21:42.840 smelling good than like anyone i know for all the youngsters out there i know you're gonna laugh 0.96

00:21:47.760 at me but i promise you this is a fucking pro tip from an og old spice swagger cologne is the best 0.99

00:21:54.820 shit on earth every girl is like let me just smell you they just want to like get in my 1.00

00:22:00.320 i swear to god right but just like the the those words coming in your mouth is hilarious 0.99

00:22:07.380 i'm just being real i used to have old spice original and like 60 year old women really 1.00

00:22:13.260 seem to like me no yeah that's what i'm saying you gotta go with the swagger bro you can't go 0.98

00:22:16.620 with spice original i'm telling you abercrombing fierce that shit like this is a game no for real 0.97

00:22:24.180 i'm dead serious women like like oh like it's weird it's like i haven't had it in years just 0.98

00:22:31.120 because like i'm married that shit's expensive like but yeah i remember back in the day like 0.98

00:22:35.100 women like love that shit i don't know what it is what is in that i mean i need to like get that 1.00

00:22:40.460 jack the perfume nationalist or talk to him like what is that that women drives women but something 1.00

00:22:44.780 in that just fucking it's wild it really makes me it makes me respect women so much less too 0.99

00:22:52.540 like if they if their judgment could be swayed by like a smell it's like god damn what's wrong 0.99

00:22:59.040 judgment is swayed by how girls smell are you kidding me like well don't they have colognes 1.00

00:23:05.680 that are also like pheromones women more like spray that shit on a girl stinks and i am my dick is 1.00

00:23:12.500 immediately dysfunctional right but but as men as men we're the ones who are like trying to get 1.00

00:23:19.320 women are the ones who are guarding generally right so like we're trying to get 1.00

00:23:23.560 generally well i mean in today's society that recognize like recognition or whatever the fuck 1.00

00:23:30.700 you recognize in your head that you're like i'm just doing it for the nookie like this is stupid 0.99

00:23:34.860 like this is what i'm talking about here like buy into the delusion just because they're like 0.99

00:23:38.780 my emotions or smells oh what spot is talking about here that's basically what i was saying like

00:23:44.680 you shower you love how a man smells i love when men smell like they've done manual labor after 0.83

00:23:51.200 taking a shower yes that's a good way you get the clean sweat you know is that what she's saying

00:23:56.800 how i love i love how a man that had showered that day but right after manually yeah so the shower

00:24:03.840 came after after okay yeah yeah you get pretty stinky after like then he just smelled like whatever 0.99

00:24:08.920 the fuck he showered with right i think i think she means that he's like i think she means that 0.99

00:24:14.400 he's that he showered in the morning and then he went and he did work yeah that's what i thought too 1.00

00:24:18.360 yeah it's crazy in a way that because you're being a man and then when you shower after that you're

00:24:24.660 kind of like washing off the manliness in a way i don't know i don't know what so anyway uh what's up

00:24:31.240 with this twitter thing to show me yeah let's go through some quote tweets let's see we got it

00:24:34.760 right yeah yeah so what i i also sent you another uh black twitter if you want to pull it up after

00:24:40.580 we should like we should only talk about black twitter dude black twitter is my favorite that's

00:24:45.740 all i do i'm trying to get on black twitter so bad and i just i don't know all right i'm pulling

00:24:50.840 that up in another tab at the moment here but all right yeah so we're looking at this dom rule and

00:24:54.580 the thing like i don't think it like yeah i mean hopefully it's readable here but what do we want

00:24:59.300 you want to just go through the uh click the quote tweets that's where it's at dog

00:25:04.100 the quote tweets all right yeah that's where they're gonna go hard 0.96

00:25:06.780 oh now the wrong liner is trending now so the jews i don't give a shit what's trending 0.98

00:25:12.020 dude we got officer sicknick or no not sicknick what's his name 0.97

00:25:17.760 the other one guys he said it

00:25:22.180 oh we finally got the first

00:25:25.640 glenn back he said it it's a yes it was a freudian slip but it counts

00:25:30.760 what i said officer sicknick that was the dude on january 6th my bad

00:25:34.780 oh no

00:25:35.620 was it really the dude on january 6th yeah officer sicknick that's his name

00:25:40.740 you can't that's the guy that died that they said he died there yeah but he had a stroke

00:25:44.660 where are we saying sicknick all i see is uh derek chauvin here 0.90

00:25:48.180 that's what i fucking am asking you i forgot his name jesus christ 0.98

00:25:51.060 all right can you click that make it bigger i can't read it it's too small 1.00

00:25:55.140 yeah i can't read this shit bring it up motherfucker 0.99

00:25:56.420 derek sheriffin is our hero from india we stand with our 1.00

00:26:01.140 his name is foreskin his name is foreskin with a uh hammer and sickle and an india 0.91

00:26:09.540 oh man respect the commie indian right there what else we got we just got oh

00:26:19.060 i don't know just jumped for some reason i think these are these are new uh

00:26:23.940 yeah if i had my phone i would drop the race war and the quotes really escalated from 24 hours ago

00:26:29.540 we're trying to find the race war here though there's a there is i'm telling you dude there 0.99

00:26:36.340 some fucking maybe the replies will be better but yeah black guy says i hate my people bro 0.98

00:26:45.060 i mean this is basically a race war with indian people and black people i'll quote who's who's 0.99

00:26:50.180 more racist to black people is it kkk members or just your average indian dude average indian i'm 0.98

00:26:55.620 telling you some of these ones are fucking gold your average like indian chinese one of the ones i 0.99

00:27:01.700 one of the ones i saw was like a line of like chimps crawling through the forest 0.98

00:27:05.380 or like you know they on all fours and one of the indians put the line at the local kfc 0.55

00:27:13.860 dude then someone shared this like video of like uh i don't know if you ever seen the monkey boys 0.91

00:27:19.380 this dude from africa legit looks like a monkey and he's like basically retarded 1.00

00:27:22.980 it was just like national geographic video and someone uh put like yo this is like 90 1.00

00:27:27.780 center of your population you pipe the fuck down 0.99

00:27:33.220 i told you spud meant shower than labor just uh okay yeah it's making sure but so this uh 0.98

00:27:40.740 i like this one here hello everyone and welcome back to the international fight of the century in

00:27:44.900 one corner they cast cast with an e a smell that could wake up the dead they are untouchable indians 1.00

00:27:52.020 and in the other corner standing at 12 inches tall from the waist down hide your white women 1.00

00:27:57.220 it's the blacks there you go well with the with the bruce uh buffer or sorry michael buffer um 1.00

00:28:04.820 michael is he yeah yeah what are we gonna do when that motherfucker dies bruce i don't give a 1.00

00:28:11.060 shit about this michael motherfucker he's the younger brother so we we're good for a little bit longer 0.99

00:28:15.300 it was because he i've never listened to him announce is he as good as his brother bruce 1.00

00:28:18.980 not nobody dude he's the og are you kidding me yeah he's yeah he's the guy i grew up listening

00:28:22.900 to and then bruce came and just knocked him out the water yeah bruce didn't know michael growing up

00:28:29.700 they were separated and he saw his brother like become the biggest spokesperson in the world for 0.96

00:28:35.220 fighting and then he was like i'm gonna go do this shit too i swear to god that's a true story 0.98

00:28:38.900 it's fucking wait he didn't he did he know it was his brother at that time after or yeah okay like 0.98

00:28:44.740 i didn't know if it's like those stories would just happenstance to do the same thing but all 0.96

00:28:48.420 all right i just i just want to emphasize how fucking wild that is that like he just saw his 0.96

00:28:53.540 his like whatever the term is detached brother crushing it making fucking millions of dollars 0.96

00:28:58.260 a year and he's like i'm gonna do that same thing and i'm gonna do it bigger and better than him 0.99

00:29:02.420 it's fucking it's it's like who's the dude with the fucking crushes the watermelons or whatever 0.98

00:29:06.900 gallagher yeah it's like gallagher and gallagher too his brother brother's cash phrase was let's get 0.99

00:29:13.060 let's get ready to rumble and then he he comes up with it's time and that's like somehow bigger it's

00:29:18.740 fucking weird yeah dude he landed in the right sport and i mean he does yeah he just he just rode 0.75

00:29:24.340 the wave of ufc success but it's still it's still an incredible story is all i'm saying yeah like 0.99

00:29:29.540 motherfucker i have that same goddamn voice yeah i don't know if we want to continue to try to sift 0.98

00:29:35.620 through quote tweets i mean i know there are some really good ones in here but i might you know we might 0.99

00:29:39.220 not find them that quickly so i don't know oh yeah um there is i see this over the right here

00:29:46.500 this chess player shit again i don't know if you wanted to mention that at all well is there anything 0.81

00:29:50.900 more of that honestly i couldn't care less about that it just sounds like some weird like i say 0.99

00:29:54.900 without having read it let's just theorize as to how anal beads would make you better at chess 0.96

00:29:58.900 yeah exactly so so that's uh so that's what they're saying so it is like pretty much confirmed 0.94

00:30:04.420 now that this guy is like a rabid cheater at chess so is the idea that they're putting something in 0.99

00:30:10.260 his ass like maybe that'll vibrate so yes use them some sort like that sounds like a very elaborate 0.99

00:30:16.580 form of cheating i believe so yeah so what do you what do you mean what would the cue be there is 0.99

00:30:21.860 you're watching your opponent yes he's not holding cards or anything it's just yeah right so if you

00:30:27.060 did that in poker it would make perfect sense but no so you'd have they they have time in these ones

00:30:33.780 right yeah they have a little bit of time yeah 30 seconds to move or something yes i don't really 0.92

00:30:39.380 have time for someone like morse code some fucking message to you or so i think the theory was i think 0.98

00:30:43.780 the theory was that like that he had somebody like watching the game as it was happening and running 0.99

00:30:50.740 like ai on the current state of the board and somehow signaling to him what move he should make

00:30:55.780 next because apparently so this guy is named can you imagine the morse code that would be necessary to 1.00

00:31:01.860 tell you what move to make exactly like your whole ass would just be like 1.00

00:31:07.940 and you're like well he gets up the chair the chair is soaking wet 0.99

00:31:14.580 it came to people's attention because um what he did was so like out of the ordinary he was like the

00:31:20.980 last like the lowest ranked person in this tournament he's a 19 year old and he ran through the entire

00:31:26.180 tournament beat like whoever the current like champion was to become a grandmaster i guess or

00:31:31.940 whatever and he did it and i guess people that like run uh ai on chess games they said that it was like

00:31:37.700 it was an ai playing like he made every single move like perfectly as far as like anticipating like

00:31:44.100 what this guy's like making like the best possible move i guess so it was like almost impossible that he

00:31:48.900 has to cheat and now people have gone back and looked at like a bunch of his past games and said that he's

00:31:53.380 probably cheated like a thousand times i mean you know the more i think about the more it actually

00:31:58.500 does make sense because really it is as simple as like you know i forget how the grid system works

00:32:04.020 but it's like e7 to f6 or whatever so like it would be a very simple morse code system you could

00:32:10.420 probably develop and you know in a time thing if it is a legit ai it's doing it instantly and just

00:32:15.780 giving you the immediate this way what if you what if you miss one vibration yeah i mean i mean you'd have to

00:32:22.100 it's not right he's like was it f5 or g5 fuck i get it he just starts coming everywhere 1.00

00:32:32.820 that's a red card that's a foul 0.99

00:32:36.420 and then i i think that the anal beats thing was actually something somebody 0.90

00:32:39.940 made up on reddit even though this guy is actually a cheater i think he was cheating in some other way

00:32:44.900 but then i think that he actually like responded to it thinking that it was a legit accusation about the 0.96

00:32:50.660 anal beads he said he would he would replay the guy nude to prove that he is not using anal beads 0.99

00:32:56.260 i'm gonna i'm gonna give my own theory maybe he just had something in his ass because there is a 1.00

00:33:01.300 lot of magic in the anus as it makes men do crazy shit you know yeah it makes some men let 1.00

00:33:12.180 other men put their dicks in their butts so it must be magical i don't know we all know it's the g 1.00

00:33:16.660 spot man as we've said that's why all the homies are in there right hell yeah benzo barbie's in the 1.00

00:33:23.540 chat with all the stats she's really fucking dug into this she's some chess nerd or some 1.00

00:33:27.220 shit i don't know uh he admitted uh he cheated before online that's why he says he started playing 0.98

00:33:32.820 live on board only to get better says he hasn't cheated since he was like 16 the governing board 0.98

00:33:40.180 says otherwise yeah i am pretty sure that he was cheating again i don't even know how you would

00:33:45.700 i feel like chess would be such a hard game to cheat at especially with your time this is like

00:33:49.860 you don't really have time to really like i don't know set up like i don't know

00:33:57.300 i mean if he found a way to pull this off and you know like you know more problems

00:34:01.700 what if that's how genghis khan took over half the world 0.85

00:34:03.780 he cheated just anal beads he's just like yeah that's that's how his uh military was actually 0.77

00:34:12.340 signaling to him what moves he should make that i mean there is a long history of you know conquering 0.99

00:34:18.100 warlords that fuck little boys so like maybe there's something to this i don't know that's just a ruling 0.99

00:34:24.180 elite but yeah yeah but like but they must be shoving something up their own asses too right 1.00

00:34:31.380 i respect that yeah they let the little kids do it if you're willing to put something in your ass 1.00

00:34:35.780 to win like mad respect to you so a little kid's dick is not going to uh get the job done i don't 1.00

00:34:42.340 think like that's that's not if he's 13 jesus what did your dick look like i mean 13 1.00

00:34:48.340 top the whole hit a prostate the top the whole magic and the butthole thing that's like deep deep deep 0.98

00:34:55.460 conspiracy stuff right because that is like that is legit like a thing that our people have like

00:34:59.940 created conspiracies around the idea maybe i haven't even heard all these ruling elites are

00:35:04.340 always like pedophilia and little boys and so like they can kind of deduce from that there's like 0.99

00:35:09.860 you know because there are i guess supposedly chakras in your asshole and like so the idea that 1.00

00:35:14.340 like they somehow derive like demonic power from little boys buttholes or some bullshit i don't 0.99

00:35:19.380 know topical explain it better than i could they say i well so you can get adrenochrome through like 0.99

00:35:24.180 extreme fear in the blood or uh like through the through the anus like the the hormones released 0.99

00:35:29.540 through the anus yeah your third eye is actually your assholes what i've heard 0.99

00:35:34.980 yeah man i learned something i didn't really want to learn today yeah see that's when i immediately 0.99

00:35:39.940 when i read the headline i immediately thought like oh he's just stimulating himself and really like

00:35:44.100 connect he's like astral projecting that's all i gotta do to get to the tippy top 0.99

00:35:49.140 yeah it's something in your ass bro the wider the better that's what's holding me back is i 0.99

00:35:55.780 haven't been shoving things up my butt that's no no i'll just i'll say this i went from driving 0.99

00:36:02.900 a truck to running podcast merch.com that's all i got to say with one simple step a lot of extra buildings 0.91

00:36:12.580 with one benoit ball that's all i live in a rural area where a kid could just disappear and no one

00:36:21.940 would know anything about it and for the low price of 49.99 a month i'll tell you

00:36:28.500 well you know what priests actually use the rosary beads for so oh dude you know that's that's what 0.83

00:36:34.180 fucking uh what's homeboy that that's like chauvinist of the month that just got canceled from everywhere 0.92

00:36:39.300 uh what yeah mma fighter okay yeah yeah yeah got his name yeah i'm blanking on his name yeah and 0.99

00:36:46.260 you take oh yeah he he charges 40 the reason i bring it up is because you said you know for 49.99 a

00:36:52.180 month that's what he charges for his like masculinity fucking advisory group and according to him he's got 0.98

00:36:59.060 80 000 monthly subscribers at 50 fucking bucks a month i did the math on that homeboy's making 60 0.98

00:37:06.340 millie year if that's true dude if you guys fucking pay two dollars a month at patreon.com 0.98

00:37:13.700 i'll give you whatever masculinity advice you want 0.99

00:37:17.940 just put something in your ass it's really what he said i am i'm baffled that andrew tate hasn't 0.99

00:37:22.900 been on liberty lockdown that's like a perfect match it would be incredible dude i know yeah i 0.99

00:37:27.780 wish i wish i he's so big though like it's not it's not but it's it's not even one of the things

00:37:31.940 where he's too big it is like so perfect it's just meant to happen oh yeah you thought that your

00:37:37.540 uh your viewers were uh fleeing uh after you had jack murphy on imagine what they do if you have

00:37:42.260 entertainer that i should leave does anyone know that patrick bet david episode with him is still

00:37:49.780 up did any of you guys see that it was like three hours long i did not watch him like i don't care

00:37:53.380 that much about this guy whatsoever but i'm just kind of curious when was it i don't know it was like

00:37:57.860 a month ago maybe probably okay then i'll have to watch that i i saw his with dave portnoy which

00:38:03.060 was about an hour and that happened this week and i'm telling you homeboy spits hot hot fire truths

00:38:08.660 like 80 of the time like the other 20 i could like kind of leave it but 80 of the time he's killing it 1.00

00:38:14.580 portnoy is that guy that's sucking dick and glory holes in kentucky right correct 1.00

00:38:19.620 yes exactly he from uh barstool sports yeah better known for his glory hole 1.00

00:38:25.620 that's the only thing he's known for now that was actually a great question jose asked the other 1.00

00:38:30.660 day uh would you would you rather suck a thousand dicks one time or one dick a thousand that's not 1.00

00:38:36.980 original at all i i remember i saw that can i do the thousand dicks at the same time though because 1.00

00:38:41.780 like if i can't then that sounds awful 0.99

00:38:43.620 what's that you prefer i don't want to i don't want to have to fucking suck a thousand different 0.99

00:38:52.260 like if that's the trade-off there's no way you could do that like like you don't have to do that 0.99

00:38:57.940 i've seen some fucking gangbang girls or something 1.00

00:39:00.660 this is like that scene from silicon valley where they're trying to figure out like how to uh 0.98

00:39:05.780 hand job as many people as possible the most like i understand the concept of not wanting to do

00:39:10.260 them individually but the idea to be like all at once that's like that's a nightmare scenario

00:39:16.580 no the nightmare is me spending the next thousand days of my life blowing

00:39:20.260 different dudes you could do batches yeah but is it worse like that's a manageable amount

00:39:26.260 like you know three times a day like 333 days oh so a hundred plus days of me blowing nine men 0.98

00:39:32.740 nine separate men and that sounds like an improvement over one dick a thousand times you guys are out of 0.99

00:39:37.540 your but the one dick it's the same dick over and over again and won't it take just as long 0.99

00:39:43.380 it might take longer each time like exponentially longer it would be way faster to blow a thousand 1.00

00:39:48.420 dudes that are different because the one guy he's got a refractory period i gotta sit there 1.00

00:39:52.580 wait for his stupid ass to get ready again and then suck it again what i said 1.00

00:39:56.740 not if he's me i'm ready again in five minutes 1.00

00:40:00.740 you're in you're in a relationship at that point if you're blowing one dude a thousand times 0.97

00:40:04.180 yeah that that's my reasoning i have to go thousand different dicks and i get the argument 0.99

00:40:10.820 of the people who are like oh like well that's like a lot of different dicks and i get it that's 0.99

00:40:14.900 nasty that's gross but the same on the flip side if you say a thousand times that's like a multiple 0.98

00:40:21.060 year relationship like you guys are fighting weird about that like can you imagine the moment when 0.99

00:40:26.100 you're done with that thousand dicks like hey you would catch feelings you would catch feelings 0.94

00:40:30.660 about a quarter of the way through and by like halfway through you'd want to divorce but you 1.00

00:40:34.900 couldn't you just have to keep okay so i'm going i'm going with the one dick because it's way less 0.98

00:40:40.740 likely that you're gonna uh catch an std and because i want to find true i'd rather catch an std 0.99

00:40:45.780 than feeling to find love even if it's gay love like there's no way you said like even as the 1.00

00:40:53.540 straightest dude in the world if you suck the same dick a thousand times there's no way you're not 0.98

00:40:57.300 like hey man you won't like hang out after this i know it's a thousand times but you know i assumed 1.00

00:41:01.940 that we weren't doing this later if i have to blow a thousand dicks to completion that is horrific i 0.99

00:41:07.460 was thinking like a taste like i just stand in a fucking glory hole wall and i just have a thousand 1.00

00:41:12.340 dudes just run up pop their dick in my mouth and then oh you just gotta show down the line 1.00

00:41:19.060 that counts that's give me give me two hours i suck a thousand dicks let me be free again from this 1.00

00:41:24.340 god-forsaken curse that jose is putting on put on me with this question my my old guitar teacher was 0.99

00:41:29.380 like very uh uh out outgoing type and he would go to these like weird orgies or like yeah like like

00:41:35.700 these swinger parties and stuff and and one that always stuck with me he said uh he he walks up to

00:41:40.180 the place and there's this old frog looking like uh asian lady and in order to get in i guess to 1.00

00:41:45.540 prove you're not a cop you have to put your your dick in her mouth and it's just soft your soft 1.00

00:41:50.420 dick in her mouth and she just goes and that's it and then you can go in and i'm like i i think about 1.00

00:41:56.340 this lady because she's probably still doing this i'm like jesus christ what a job 1.00

00:42:00.980 just a little 0.63

00:42:04.900 i immediately was like that's ludicrous and retarded but the more i think i was like that's the greatest 0.99

00:42:08.980 screening process ever oh god for real but i mean i'm what a disgusting mouth she has to have 1.00

00:42:16.740 yeah he's actually looked like the old the lady from monsters inc the secretary i don't know if you

00:42:20.900 guys oh like carolyn borsenka oh yeah yeah yes it's like frog looking i'm sorry she's getting mad 0.99

00:42:28.820 about that no i don't i don't want that i don't want that iron yeah in this dick in this sudden 0.99

00:42:33.700 dick situation can you don't put a spell on us are you allowed to take that the if you're choosing 1.00

00:42:40.900 the one dick are you allowed to cut the dude's dick off and then just like preserve it somewhere 1.00

00:42:45.860 or something because then you're not going to fall in love with them you can just suck that dick a 1.00

00:42:48.580 thousand times jesus christ dude what the fuck you guys are like completely have you guys what 1.00

00:42:53.300 a dick sucking is you guys ever seen rasputin's dick oh yeah what yeah yeah oh yeah i've seen 1.00

00:42:59.540 deserved it it's crazy it's like a 13 inch fucking softy just sitting in a jar of wait it's a big 1.00

00:43:05.540 old hog yeah oh yeah in rasputin the fucking old school like dude who the guy who tricked the 1.00

00:43:10.980 fucking russian leadership yeah fucking everybody and drugging them the dude had massive big dick 0.99

00:43:16.420 energy in every way that is wild yeah you could see it in his eyes and in his eyes he's just like 1.00

00:43:20.900 he don't care that is yeah wow didn't he basically like die didn't he like drown like while completely

00:43:28.100 wasted or something am i getting that wrong i think he was murdered yeah yeah all right because he was 0.99

00:43:34.820 he was hung all right i would know i don't know if he's big dick or he literally was hung to death 0.97

00:43:40.900 both i don't know maybe both i'm saying that's a character i have not looked into a lot but he

00:43:46.580 sounds super interesting oh dude if if there's anything you should be reading about it's rasputin

00:43:52.100 into rasputin in terms of like historical figures it's one of the most fascinating stories very

00:43:56.340 interesting i i just sent it in the in the chat toad you could pull that up yeah it is there's a lot of

00:44:02.020 of rasputin like figures in are we allowed to show that in our movement where are you going with 0.97

00:44:08.660 this no in like politics like i don't even i don't think jared kushner has a huge dick but he's like 0.89

00:44:13.780 he's like a one of these type characters where it's like what's going on that's right are we 0.98

00:44:17.060 allowed to show a preserved dick can i do this i don't know i don't care it's youtube i mean like 0.79

00:44:21.940 it's wait with like 300 subscribers we have more subscribers on odyssey than when you're on youtube 0.99

00:44:26.020 who gives a shit hang on all right i'm doing it and then i gotta get to tops other thing and then 0.93

00:44:30.500 it's for science leighton also sent me something if you guys are interested in some video of 0.99

00:44:35.220 people pretending to be aliens at a subway i have no fucking sounds awful oh it's it's the black 0.98

00:44:41.860 people that attack uh someone on a subway train is that what it is okay now it sounds a little bit 0.99

00:44:46.820 better i like that clinton's yeah all right well we can get to that into tops other thing that he 0.99

00:44:51.940 sent but hold on let me uh all right here's our rasputin's dick yeah they they cut it off and 0.99

00:44:59.060 they they have it preserved there that's a weird looking dick yeah i know right it's it's like 0.99

00:45:04.100 very fairness it's been in a jar for a hundred years yeah but it's like it's very it's very wide at 0.96

00:45:09.380 the base you know the dick root and it's very very narrow at the top what is going on with that

00:45:14.820 thing it is it looks like a root vegetable yeah i'm very confused like yeah maybe soaking a you know 0.91

00:45:21.780 a dick for that long causes it looks like a potato that's in halfway grown i really could not even 0.99

00:45:26.820 extrapolate what his his dick would look like it's like a baby arm it looks like a planned 1.00

00:45:33.860 parenthood clinic you know what i was like his big old dick and like whoa that explains that he 1.00

00:45:39.460 legit could have a three-incher for all i know what i don't know what the time does the scale that uh 0.95

00:45:44.500 is actually a real life darth late darth vader uh figurine next to it so that's yeah yeah yeah and

00:45:51.540 that's soft although he could just be one of those guys it just gets hard and it's the same 0.93

00:45:56.260 who knows but still they said it was like 13 or 14 inches soft i'm like what the fuck yeah at that 1.00

00:46:02.100 point that's just cumbersome it's like oh yeah it's can't even run it's like girls with real huge tits 0.99

00:46:08.500 like like looks so good for you but like you can't do anything exactly i'm of the opinion that like 1.00

00:46:14.180 once you get double ditch double ditch inch dick you're in trouble at that point i wouldn't even 0.99

00:46:21.460 want a nine inches i honestly wouldn't want a nine incher i'll be dead serious i would i think i'd 0.99

00:46:28.100 want like seven to eight is like the i would i would love to have a nine-inch dick no i think seven 0.99

00:46:33.700 eight's ideal because nine is like nine is like a jaw-dropping what the fuck is happening here yeah 0.99

00:46:38.740 it's like like they run as fast i think nine it would be ideal as a single guy because you are

00:46:44.100 packing you're like holy shit this is nice but like in a long-term relationship like nine is like 0.64

00:46:48.660 at some point they're like i'd be honest with you honey that's no their entire internals move around

00:46:52.660 to adjust they acclimate to it really i think if you had to well i guess this would be more of the 0.99

00:46:57.780 width of the penis would you if you have a really wide dick you're probably going to be like wrecking that 1.00

00:47:02.580 chick if you're fucking her all the time with it you know what i mean like you don't want her to 1.00

00:47:05.860 no i think that's good though because because when you when you leave a significant other you 1.00

00:47:10.580 want them to be ruined forever so i plan i plan on never leaving in a long-term relationship it's

00:47:17.700 nice to be able to consistently get cooch and if you're literally hurting them every time it does 0.98

00:47:22.500 drop off uh i don't know i'm telling you you won't hurt them though they they're fucking internals 0.99

00:47:26.660 they're fucking i'm telling you to do with a six inch everything i mean to be fair my wife's like 1.00

00:47:31.700 fucking like five feet tall so maybe she's got a shallow coochie i don't fucking know probably 1.00

00:47:35.700 i've legit like probably more often than not i don't but there are definitely been periods that 1.00

00:47:40.020 i have it's just straight up hurting and i'm like god damn it oh fuck my big dick 0.99

00:47:46.500 but yeah uh you know i'm cursed with a huge six inch here that causes problems so but you know 1.00

00:47:51.220 jesus god bless man all right top we're gonna talk more about black people here we're gonna get to 1.00

00:47:55.460 this next uh thing that you said here top how big's your dick about the same size yeah but i i i 0.99

00:48:01.940 agree with you jose though it's yeah but i also agree with clint it's uh thank you it's like it's 0.98

00:48:06.340 like catfish you ever heard of like uh indeterminate growth like if you put a catfish in a small lake

00:48:11.300 they'll grow to the size that they can eat if you put it in a huge lake it'll just be like a 700 pound 0.99

00:48:15.620 catfish you know yeah vagina fish that's actually true that's actually true with men's testicles the 1.00

00:48:21.460 more promiscuous uh women are around him and the more promiscuous he is the bigger his balls get so i mean 1.00

00:48:26.740 maybe there is something to the idea that if you have a bigger dick you will end up with a 1.00

00:48:31.620 more likely end up with a chick with a deeper pussy i think that could be true too uh but also also 1.00

00:48:37.940 they do adjust their fucking internals are like get out the way we got i know the cervix moves back 1.00

00:48:43.140 whenever they get all hot and horny so it does hurt less but like there is definitely like a certain 0.99

00:48:47.700 limit but i think it's different for different women i'm telling you the limit's nine anything above 1.00

00:48:51.940 that and you're you're crucible it's different for different women no you're you're right it is it is 0.88

00:48:55.940 different because i've been with black chicks and other chicks i can't bottom out that i 1.00

00:48:59.300 was like a hot dog in a hallway and then i've been with like asian chicks where it was like 1.00

00:49:06.500 that's the greatest like that's the greatest thing you can hear

00:49:10.260 it's yeah okay maybe for a one night stand

00:49:14.900 but if you plan on coming back tomorrow then you're like this isn't good for me yeah i understand jose

00:49:20.900 it's like this is like consistent i'm trying to like how can i do this more often yeah i'm trying

00:49:24.900 to keep a relationship together here we're gonna be semi-regular yeah but now if you're

00:49:28.500 a single dude just on the prowl there is something to women even women with shallower ones that like 1.00

00:49:33.700 there is something where like they do like that the sight of it there is like it's like a challenge

00:49:38.260 but now the idea that they will stay with you consistently like you know if you're a dude with 0.99

00:49:41.780 like a 12 inch dick and you're like i don't i think you're gonna actually i've actually had a 0.97

00:49:45.860 couple friends that have like i've talked to me like personally with like that legit or like dude my 0.99

00:49:49.940 dick's too big and like you almost feel bad for them because you're like i can't keep relationship 0.99

00:49:53.620 because that shit hurts but now chicks want to bang me all the time but then no one wants to stick 1.00

00:49:57.780 around yeah and it's like you know that is a legit problem for like there's probably a big dick 0.99

00:50:02.340 problems yeah the sweet spot is like eight and a half inches yeah there are actually self-help books 0.99

00:50:08.660 for uh men that are struggling with large penis size yeah see like benzo she gets it she 1.00

00:50:13.940 she likes a good solid consistent six inch shirt now now i understand why she's interested in 0.93

00:50:23.860 i like my organs exactly where they are thank you very much she was asking just before uh what uh 0.98

00:50:28.660 which one of your penises looks i think she thinks that i've seen all of your penises which one looks 1.00

00:50:32.820 the most like uh rasputin's i'd say toads but not to scale 1.00

00:50:36.580 i think reads to scale he is like he is like you know judge judging by him he has like a big dick 0.99

00:50:44.580 but it's gonna be weird it's gonna be like an elephant trunk yeah he probably has he probably 0.99

00:50:50.020 has hair like all the way up his dick yeah it's just weird mine is a pretty consistent width i will 0.99

00:50:56.900 say and uh i also manscaped so i don't have that like hair on the balls how many times must i hear 0.99

00:51:03.620 about your grooming i'm gonna i'm just gonna say what toad's dick look like toad's dick looks 0.99

00:51:08.100 very skinny in the middle and then like bulbous at the top that's just what you look like when i 0.99

00:51:11.860 look at you like like your head what do you guys think now it's owned out as we're in the chat

00:51:21.940 i would say hey yeah i think that's possible or it could just be like a mushroom cap where it's just

00:51:26.820 like there's no there's no middle ground you know why they call me there's no way reed shaves his 0.99

00:51:37.780 shit you know that right like he's like got a big dick and he's bashful about it so you know he 1.00

00:51:42.100 doesn't shave it to make it look not as freakishly big he's got he's got pubes that go past his dick 1.00

00:51:47.780 but his dick is enormous that long that's right get a partum yeah exactly 1.00

00:51:55.860 like he grabs like an afro pic to get his dick 1.00

00:52:01.380 that's why we call him moses all right we got to do the finale for the the slurs don't we 0.99

00:52:07.940 reed was supposed to join us right oh wait you know just pull up pull up this thing real quick i

00:52:11.220 just it's just so funny you got it the um funny or sad the black thing no yeah pull it up dude

00:52:17.220 well everything is a black thing but yeah i saw this already this is um top saying i love black

00:52:23.060 twitter uh this is the actual tweet here it's a series of picks read it uh gave him one last

00:52:30.900 chance this time he really promised to never cheat again and introduced me to all his families this is

00:52:35.220 a woman uh with her dude behind her here then next uh figured out i was pregnant so she has a uh 1.00

00:52:43.780 preggers uh selfie here next uh is her body with a bunch of stitches all down and saying he shot me

00:52:53.940 and killed our baby parentheses quote on accident that one's horrific that's wild oh my god i mean 0.65

00:53:04.500 i mean if they're black are you shocked and then yeah yeah and then the uh you know the uh 0.98

00:53:13.860 yeah she's got an engagement ring he bought or sorry a promise ring he bought me a promise ring so i 0.99

00:53:19.220 took him back this one last time this is magic this is big dick power in in pictorial form yes yeah exactly 1.00

00:53:29.060 you know this guy has a hammer like you could shoot you could shoot your girl in the stomach and kill 1.00

00:53:33.460 her baby and just be like whatever no that can't all be the same girl is it same girl that's the same 1.00

00:53:39.700 oh my god that makes it so much worse oh yeah it was the same chick she's telling that story through 0.99

00:53:45.460 her uh oh fuck i i didn't realize that that's incredible i thought it was just for like horrific 0.99

00:53:50.820 black is there anything blacker than that though i i'm telling you though there are a lot of weird 1.00

00:53:56.900 chicks like that out there like i remember my wife uh she like kind of you know she came from rough 1.00

00:54:02.660 shit and then kind of got her shit together so she has a lot of like people she used to show me on 0.97

00:54:07.460 like facebook feed of like really hood ratchet chicks and like i would see maybe not to that extreme 1.00

00:54:12.580 but a lot of crazy shit like that she'd be like this bitch is like and this would be some chick she 1.00

00:54:16.660 knew from way back day and she doesn't talk to them or anything but she just like laughs at them on 1.00

00:54:20.420 facebook but it is it is wild how many fucking how stupid women are in fairness if you can if you 1.00

00:54:26.660 had if you had functioning instagram in the trailer park you'd have white people tweeting the same 1.00

00:54:31.380 shit yeah it's not even racing most of the chicks i'm referring to are actually like white chicks but 1.00

00:54:36.420 just like really fucking poor white chicks speaking of why cole isn't joining us the internet is down 1.00

00:54:43.060 in the trailer park exactly dude that must be why yeah covid was just a lie that he made up 1.00

00:54:48.900 he's got his seven month pregnant chick over in the corner holding up the antenna trying to get 1.00

00:54:54.100 some fucking put the gun down i thought she was closing in on nine 1.00

00:55:01.700 i don't know my concept of time is still in my head she's like three months pregnant 1.00

00:55:06.660 but i don't know that's definitely not right either i know it's not right but that's just the way it

00:55:10.580 feels like in my head i have awful concept of time but i haven't seen her on twitter so that means

00:55:14.420 she's very pregnant yeah probably yeah all right um so we got slurs did we want to talk about the uh

00:55:22.340 lp national hack at all i yeah i would like to briefly but i would also like to bring up late

00:55:26.420 leighton's video because you know we got to support our audience here yeah yeah yeah 0.55

00:55:30.260 all right let's do it oh fuck the audience what all right so i've not seen this video um 0.93

00:55:36.100 plus it's kind of funny it looks like a video of a group of people dressed in neon green body suits 0.99

00:55:41.060 attacking and robbing two teenage girls on the subway all right it happened at the times square

00:55:45.060 subway stop over the weekend and the suspects are still on the loose fox 5's ashley Rodriguez joins us

00:55:50.020 live from times square with more on this now viral incident ashley

00:55:56.420 yeah i spoke to people today on the subway who believe violence is definitely getting worse

00:56:03.860 hearing about it or watching it on the news they're actually experiencing it for themselves and early

00:56:09.620 sunday morning at the station what they thought was a fun group of cosplaying aliens ended up being

00:56:15.860 an angry mom it's just charlie dang this group of neon green spandex wearing women just like flooded the 1.00

00:56:25.940 car i spoke to the woman behind this cell phone video shot around 2 a.m sunday morning inside the

00:56:32.900 intro look at these two poor girls were like having to take on like 10 women and it bled into the car 1.00

00:56:43.060 and no one really knew what was going on this incident the latest in a rash of violent attacks

00:56:49.780 inside trains and around stations caught on camera a week ago the nypd arrested 41 year old

00:56:56.100 was a monster for brutally beating a woman inside the howard beach jfk airport after she

00:57:02.820 ignored his attempt to start a conversation leaving her bruised and suffering i've actually 0.70

00:57:08.660 slept i've slept on that floor right there the violence is getting worse yes it is

00:57:15.220 i showed the writer this latest attack like a scene at a gotham city oh my god what are the

00:57:21.620 things that we're doing to to take care of something like this what are the measures that

00:57:26.100 we're putting in place back in february mayor eric adams and commissioner sewell promised to deploy

00:57:31.700 more officers to patrol the subway system and platforms as a part of the subway safety plan but

00:57:38.580 subway riders with no other transportation options aren't seeing results from the city's commitment

00:57:44.020 to keep them safe no one knew what was going on and so yeah we had a batman it was so chaotic and

00:57:50.500 no one went into hell back to back in the early 90s so where it was from shooting you know you

00:57:59.620 have to be very careful to ride the train well the obvious solution is to let people arm themselves

00:58:05.060 the victims of this attack i'm telling you it legit will end up at some point some vigilante character

00:58:10.420 come up with just like legit just a simple gun oh they take care of a lot wrong voice in the

00:58:16.900 train actually the joker movie had it nailed you guys remember that scene i still haven't watched it

00:58:22.340 time square ashley rodriguez yeah i lost the joker movie you guys remember that scene where they like

00:58:28.180 beat the shit out of him on the train and he pulls his magnum and just blasts him that's what yeah

00:58:33.540 that's probably what needs to happen like more often it needs to happen like 10 times in a 30-day period 1.00

00:58:38.980 and this shit will stop now we're all of those green suited women black women did you see their 1.00

00:58:46.340 fucking physique in their hair come on so yes yeah they looked like they looked like lizzo so i did i 1.00

00:58:52.100 just thought it was a rowdy pack of drunk philadelphia eagles fans 0.99

00:58:58.420 well yeah and they looked like they were very physically unfit though so you think you'd be able to

00:59:04.020 like how many of those women do you think you could take dude i could take a lot not even no rip 1.00

00:59:08.420 no believe me they're they're rowdy bro you don't they don't have any form on their punches you 0.98

00:59:13.060 ever seen a black woman fight they do like this thing like it's always just these big flailing 1.00

00:59:17.300 like yeah they do fat person jabs where they're still like protecting their own face you know i feel 0.87

00:59:24.500 like i could take at least five but you gotta really commit because that's the thing like you can't be

00:59:29.940 like pussyfooting around be like i don't want to hurt him you gotta be like all right extreme violence 0.99

00:59:33.780 time i'm killing yeah driving facing the fucking poles and shit you have to put them out you have 1.00

00:59:38.660 to put each of them out cold so like yeah but the good news is is that they're women weak jaw strong 1.00

00:59:44.660 jab unconscious right i don't even know about that i'm talking about like beating women's heads into 1.00

00:59:48.660 fucking like the poles oh you're going to fucking jean-claude van damme yeah full-on fucking like 1.00

00:59:53.860 punisher shit like that's the way you do it jesus like that's what i'm saying like i could take five 1.00

01:00:00.580 chicks but only under that circumstance where i'm like extreme deadly violence you wouldn't you 1.00

01:00:06.500 wouldn't be able to do anything with body blows against these women though because your no kind 1.00

01:00:10.500 of just like get sucked into their fats no in fairness i think i could fucking i could definitely 0.99

01:00:15.620 drop a few of them with body shots but i'm not wasting my time with body shots they don't have head 0.99

01:00:19.780 movement i'm going body head hunting in a in a serious fashion grabbing weave pulling to my knee 0.99

01:00:25.380 one of my favorite videos that guy with the eight ball jacket that smacks the fucking sonic rings out 1.00

01:00:31.060 of that black girl you remember that shit oh you don't remember that oh this old video she she hit 1.00

01:00:37.700 him with the she was in his face and then cursed at him she hit him with like her stiletto and he 1.00

01:00:41.780 just turned around and he smacked her so fucking hard man i saw it i saw it beautiful yeah 0.98

01:00:49.380 there's nothing better than a video of like a woman that like earns it and then just some dude 1.00

01:00:53.940 you watch it on like the like like it's a personal holiday on the top house all right

01:01:02.740 kids sit down and i feel like this is the day a man had had enough because there is a line people 0.99

01:01:08.980 will say dumb shit like you should never hit a woman but it's like all right that's that's just 1.00

01:01:12.660 stupid i'm getting mobbed by five black chicks and fucking green i'm killing bitches 1.00

01:01:18.420 if you if you were in that scenario right yeah she tried to poke his eye with like her heel or 1.00

01:01:23.300 something and but there's an edit if you guys watch it later on he when he smacks her it like

01:01:28.500 the sound is just enormous i remember yeah he smacks her and somebody edited when he when he makes

01:01:34.180 contact like a bunch of rings come out i was like oh my god sounds very satisfying 0.99

01:01:42.900 in a legit life or death situation like these bitches trying to kill you no weapons 1.00

01:01:47.940 fucking how many women do you think you could take i think five is a is a totally reasonable 1.00

01:01:54.020 how much how much space do i have how much space do i have what kind of are they working with what 0.99

01:02:00.500 kind of environmental hazards rock if the entire no it has to be on the train because we're talking

01:02:05.540 about the train here so i say if the entire train is empty it's just me and i'm gonna say six i'm gonna 0.88

01:02:11.460 say me and six of these green clad fat out of shape lunatics yeah i think i think i'm the one that 0.98

01:02:17.940 leaves that train i honestly think so the fucked up part is there's like a deep part of me inside of 0.99

01:02:23.140 me that's kind of like that's my dream scenario because that's like you're like because you're 0.99

01:02:27.300 like oh life because it's like something primal inside yeah yeah i get a kill i get a fuck and just go 1.00

01:02:32.820 ham but not only that but you have multiple and you get to literally like flex your fucking you get to 1.00

01:02:40.180 try different techniques i'm just picturing we're like and power bomb and uppercut and a left hook 0.99

01:02:47.060 and overhead i'm picturing doing like a fucking matrix thing where you have your hands on one of 0.97

01:02:51.300 the like poles in the subway car you're spinning around yeah it's it's like people might be like 0.99

01:02:57.380 oh it's fucked up like oh it's women but it's different with women because with a man if this 0.99

01:03:02.020 is the same death life or death scenario with a man you you maybe could pull two maybe and like 0.99

01:03:08.580 there's just like there's less fun in that because you're like you don't get to pull off cool 0.98

01:03:12.020 shit like because you're legit like i gotta fucking like you know if i can be working technique like 0.99

01:03:18.420 sloppy and creative with it you know it'd be like it'd be like fighting like six juniors in high 1.00

01:03:23.540 school that are boys is like the same thing as fighting like six full-grown black women it's like 1.00

01:03:28.420 the same idea four to six is a conversion or anything well you guys are underestimating some

01:03:33.540 of them are like 200 pounds like that's the whole that's the that's my only concern is the body mass

01:03:39.060 like it's yeah i have i have 1200 pounds coming at me so i got i have to i have to connect and ko on

01:03:47.140 the first punch every single one or i die like that's what i'm saying with the women it would be the 1.00

01:03:51.700 experience is important it was like the hitting game it'd be more like throwing off balance hitting 0.98

01:03:57.300 them into objects shit like that you know it's actually tremendously advantage that advantageous 0.72

01:04:01.220 that you're on a train because it gives a narrow corridor from which they can attack so only two 0.99

01:04:05.700 of them can come at you at a time so you have to fuck that's right basically you basically like uh 0.99

01:04:10.660 i think about the eight now you just gave me i think yeah you smart and kick the left line you 1.00

01:04:15.140 ko the right line the front one now her body's on the ground now the p the five or the three behind 1.00

01:04:20.420 her struggled to get over the corpse you know what you need to do is you need to pick up that 0.99

01:04:26.740 corpse and use it as a weapon i can't pick up the 200 pound bitch yeah you kidding me not a dead body 1.00

01:04:32.180 either no way you gotta somehow knock her into the other women you know what i mean like oh she's 1.00

01:04:37.700 getting knocked into the other women yeah jesus christ what are we talking about dude i think i

01:04:42.020 legit think like seven or eight now that you that's a great point like not even kidding because that

01:04:46.820 that narrow corridor is a great advantage because it is like there's only so many could really come at

01:04:51.860 you at one time it's literally the only reason you might win and you can create a barrier with

01:04:56.500 their bodies essentially you have it depends on your on your boxing skills but you have a better

01:05:02.580 advantage if you have like unlimited space going backwards because i could just keep going backwards

01:05:06.420 and picking them off and you can come from this way or that way as long as they don't come from 0.99

01:05:09.780 behind me i'll pick you off but if you're in like this is a very small corridor they're gonna smother you

01:05:14.900 once they get you to like that train door it's gonna be problems man that's right i don't think so

01:05:19.460 because you still have i mean it would still be way better than having six or seven of them coming

01:05:23.780 at you from all all angles at least you have two maybe three that could like one could jump off off 0.96

01:05:29.300 the fucking the seat but i still think it's it's your best hope man your best hope is being on a subway 0.97

01:05:34.580 car yeah i mean i mean you might need the like maneuverability though to be able to because you can 0.99

01:05:39.540 move way faster than any of them they're gonna get like tired out too you know what i mean you can use

01:05:43.620 that as an advantage no i'm just gonna use the corpse of the first one is to my advantage

01:05:48.660 all right i'll be like this is this is the barrier on the right hand side just dead fat 1.00

01:05:53.940 bitches yeah you just have that one fat bitch right there that's like a fucking wall taking 1.00

01:05:59.220 up the whole width of the subway car anyway so they're not gonna be this is such a gruesome 1.00

01:06:03.300 thought experiment but it's so fun i really think there is something too like when you do the the

01:06:08.820 bodies that you you built will create a barrier essentially just a natural i think there is something

01:06:13.060 to do that but there is good good points to your point todd because you can but me i prefer the

01:06:18.420 subway scenario because i'm kind of more sturdy but i can understand if you're like a a facet you're

01:06:22.420 like a mayweather type like you're kind of just quick you know on your feet you got a lot of cardio

01:06:28.100 yeah i can understand a wide open space but somebody built like me you still have 35 feet

01:06:32.340 like you know you still have 35 feet to backpedal so as long as your footwork is is clean you just you

01:06:38.420 basically back step from the first punch k-o and then you just take another back step you wait 1.00

01:06:43.380 for them to funnel around the dead bitch 1.00

01:06:54.500 that is true yeah what you need to do is yeah flood the uh train car oh my god this would be 0.99

01:07:01.780 amazing i think 300 spartans could easily take a million they can't they can't come up with new 0.77

01:07:12.500 movie ideas and we do it in our fucking chat no there's a simulator we could probably simulate that 0.94

01:07:16.740 like they have like uh like like five dinosaurs 300 took on fucking xerxes and a like a fleet and 0.97

01:07:22.820 fucking one-eyed gargoyle shit they could absolutely take on it unfortunately not historically accurate but 0.98

01:07:28.740 but fun i legit think 300 spartans even without modern technology like give the women the million 1.00

01:07:35.060 women modern technology even like okay maybe i'm gonna look carried away all right you know 0.92

01:07:38.980 maybe it's small arms like anything you can't get the modern drones we're 0.99

01:07:43.380 they had a fucking shield wall them bitches ain't getting in yeah they're just gonna 1.00

01:07:46.500 fucking just stab them constantly fucking all here's the thing though 1.00

01:07:50.100 xerxes though with his uh persian army if they all had that fucking like cologne though 1.00

01:07:54.420 they would have knocked out the entire uh spartan army now he's working for 1.00

01:07:58.340 reference to begin the show it's not quite landing but you know you give a million women 1.00

01:08:02.260 a fucking elephant and it's gonna do all the damage we need just just let them try and control 0.97

01:08:07.620 that elephant be awesome that's right uh clint there is uh one movie that i saw that's coming out i think 0.99

01:08:14.020 next year or something i saw an ad for it uh that is based on a true story i guess uh cocaine bear

01:08:19.860 you see this yeah dude that looks that looks fucking badass two of my favorite things together i'm in

01:08:25.300 yeah yeah cracked out gay dudes that's what i love but no i i think so it actually happened 0.81

01:08:30.820 i guess right that there was like a i don't know anything about it a shipment of cocaine

01:08:34.580 reed got him the coke finally no i think like a like some sort of shipment of cocaine i don't

01:08:39.380 remember it was cia or what but like the cocaine like fell out of a plane or something like that

01:08:43.940 and a bear got into it and and became this like coked out like apex predator

01:08:52.340 that's what i feel like on coke

01:08:57.460 that's a better question how many of these fat fishes could you take on coke

01:09:01.620 oh dude

01:09:04.740 probably 10 not even

01:09:06.020 i'll derail the train

01:09:14.580 oh my god

01:09:15.540 uh by the way uh yeah

01:09:17.380 says as a trans woman i can also take six women at a time

01:09:23.780 hell yeah uh thanks to leighton for giving us that video by the way go watch uh outlawed thoughts

01:09:28.980 which is his uh podcast

01:09:30.740 but yeah uh do we want to talk about uh lp national and then finish with the uh 0.99

01:09:37.220 let's do the fucking slurn a minute and if we still feel like fucking bullshitting about 0.98

01:09:40.660 hey i felt like i had something to say about this though 0.98

01:09:43.860 i felt like he had something to say about the lp national when you brought it up he was like i

01:09:48.180 got something to say about that i couldn't care less to be honest with you it was like kind of

01:09:52.100 funny but all right who cares

01:09:54.340 yeah that's all i was gonna say about it that's all i was yeah that was good uh we're plugging top

01:09:59.860 that's why i'm bringing it anytime anytime the homies sell a t-shirt i'm happy so we're all

01:10:03.620 tyler i thought it was an all all positive honestly i didn't understand everybody having

01:10:08.580 like the complete meltdown over it right i hated that yeah like especially the detractors that like 0.98

01:10:13.780 really hate the mises cause they're like you motherfuckers can't even control the best like 1.00

01:10:18.100 do we even know what happened like no it could be actual an actual hacking or it could have been 0.99

01:10:23.060 you know laziness and and misplacing the passwords i mean i'll give them they have a slight

01:10:27.780 point but then they like take it to the nth degree and you're like and i'm not even like i

01:10:31.620 mean you guys know i don't give a shit about that stuff but it's like 1.00

01:10:34.740 that's a weird like ha ha you guys are so goddamn stupid and everything you did is wrong because 0.99

01:10:41.220 yeah i hated that yeah yeah like maybe they were being sloppy i don't know that was really my only 1.00

01:10:47.300 takeaway on the other side i don't know what happened so i don't understand the dunk fest and that was

01:10:52.020 really the only thing i felt i wish we were privy to like the behind the scenes of

01:10:55.860 yeah me too they were panicking i tried to get some info but nobody answered because that

01:11:00.260 it would have been fun to see yeah right it would be fun to see if they were all freaking out because

01:11:03.940 it's like for me i'm just like who fucking cares i will just say i will just say this the fact that 0.89

01:11:08.500 everyone is so over the top like i understand being concerned with messaging and i understand being 0.82

01:11:13.860 concerned with having social media presence it's obviously it's like it's the only thing we got so like i

01:11:17.700 get it but it also demonstrates a serious problem that that if we don't have social media we are

01:11:25.220 essentially nothing like that is that's a level of right but i don't agree that that's true though

01:11:30.420 like i think i think well i think social media the way people are reacting it sure seems like it okay

01:11:35.780 it seems like people feel like it's everything all right well okay well it is i mean let's be real

01:11:39.540 that's all the lp has let's be okay you guys don't disagree tell me why no no no no to basically take

01:11:46.420 control over the lp account okay so well i think i think i agree and i disagree because i think like just

01:11:53.060 losing like that one twitter i don't think is as big a deal as people are making it out to be

01:11:58.340 because then you do have like that's not like holy shit like you know everybody's just done now what 0.60

01:12:03.860 does the lp have that that isn't our social media you can still message but you can still message

01:12:08.660 through other ways but then there is you know obviously there is a reason why what ways are you

01:12:14.420 going to message other than through your people behind closed doors type deal yeah we have our five

01:12:19.940 people that get on kennedy regularly yeah like if if the if i mean a bunch of these if all the lp

01:12:25.940 twitter accounts just disappeared right now yes you would still have ways to reach your i mean i found

01:12:30.260 i found it through podcasts you would have less of a way to reach out no no i get your point but like

01:12:35.940 i think it's bad i don't think it's a total downfall but there is obviously there is a reason why these

01:12:40.340 big social media companies are censoring these voices because there is truth to that as well so i think it's

01:12:47.220 more telling that it didn't it didn't even go viral oh or it didn't it wasn't trending the third

01:12:53.060 largest party in america got hacked for three days by some social media influencer and nobody yeah no

01:12:59.780 one cared you know what did go that should tell you everything you know because i think the the all the

01:13:04.660 people like you know being crazy about it and being like dunking on it those are all people that were

01:13:08.980 like within that circle everyone else outside the circle didn't care because they're all just kind of

01:13:13.300 like who cares right you know you can take that multiple ways it's like they don't see you as a

01:13:18.100 threat or you could take it as just like they're reasonable people they're like why would i dunk on

01:13:23.140 this third party for this they're probably going to resolve in a day or two that's a that's a great

01:13:27.380 point jose but like so but if i was uh if i was a corporate press there would have been at least one

01:13:33.060 article about this if i took you seriously but on on the other side of that there's a bunch of articles

01:13:38.500 about uh the libertarian party of new hampshire that's what i was about to say which is quite

01:13:42.740 interesting yeah coming on tomorrow hell yeah hell yeah no yeah yeah it is interesting to to think of

01:13:51.060 it think of it that way and and and like the the pushback that they got what it really sorry i just

01:13:56.660 want to say real quick what it really shows to me is like we're only going to get negative press and 0.64

01:14:00.580 if it's stupid negative press they're not even going to give us that like it has to be 0.99

01:14:04.660 in their framing it has to be egregious where you're like anti-semitic shit or whatever 0.99

01:14:10.180 accurate accurate israel shit that's right lp new hampshire uh the most followed uh state affiliate 0.98

01:14:18.420 by the way and they're a state that has a very low population so there you go it's 1.00

01:14:21.940 fuck dog fuck yeah all right pnh we all talked out about this gay shit like who cares uh 1.00

01:14:30.980 i mean i i don't mean that to be like flipping but it also is like i don't get why people made 1.00

01:14:34.500 a big thing out of it like yeah it was kind of like the only reason i wanted to give my take

01:14:38.740 is because i haven't commented on it because i don't care i don't care it was a mild chuckle

01:14:43.140 from me i was like i agree i i only wanted to bring it up if we thought it was gonna yeah lead

01:14:47.700 to some humor who is the guy who is the guy tyler hobbs it wasn't even him though he's a graphic

01:14:54.660 designer he's he sells nfts i don't know exactly yeah but was it him because they tried to sling his

01:15:00.500 nfts through the lp account i don't know i don't i'm not sure i okay i don't i follow him now though

01:15:06.180 so whatever well keep keep me posted if he fucking explains his i like the theory behind 0.94

01:15:12.500 nfts but the application right now is super fucking gay nfts yeah the nft art is such a 0.98

01:15:20.260 fucking racket and i've been saying it for a year and now everyone's like well yeah obviously it was 0.99

01:15:24.740 fucking racket but i mean a year ago everyone was like this is the greatest shit ever everyone's 0.99

01:15:28.980 getting rich i said like the idea because it is it basically is a way to show ownership of something 0.99

01:15:34.740 without requiring a state backing but to use it for just like weird ass random internet art that 0.67

01:15:40.820 just gets inflated by you know fucking influencers or whatever like yes it makes no sense like but like 0.80

01:15:47.220 now if you were to apply this to things like titles or you know stuff like that it'd be 0.98

01:15:50.980 fucking dope but like for a fucking it's almost like it's you almost makes you wonder if there's 0.98

01:15:56.180 some weird conspiracy because it's like this shit is like stuff that can completely rock the system 1.00

01:16:01.060 but they use it in the gayest fucking way possible now that's what people synonymize nfts you can make 0.99

01:16:06.260 the same argument with cryptocurrency the fact that you have a fucking dogecoin and all this other 0.98

01:16:10.260 garbage that has come up and competed with this actually sound money in bitcoin so you know yeah moon 0.97

01:16:18.820 cricket versus hole yeah oh yeah september slurs finishing off the september slurnament yeah 0.94

01:16:25.380 thank god it's over as we make our way to cocktober

01:16:29.700 no that's not a thing but it's not a bad idea it should be yeah we're gonna send it all our wieners 0.54

01:16:34.900 to the fucking top and he's gonna draw him we could do you already showed a picture of mine earlier 0.95

01:16:39.780 yeah that's right i do like the idea top had though too you know because clint spun a bashful 0.99

01:16:46.500 buzz peener i'm still mind blown you've never shown him sit send a pic dick pic ever the guy sent 0.99

01:16:51.620 dick pics to my boys like like like what's this wart yeah what do you what do you think what do you 0.99

01:16:58.500 think a gym chat is for like what are these steroids doing to my balls man i've never had a group chat 0.84

01:17:04.340 about working out either like i just don't do that like and we it's wild i've sent way more 0.99

01:17:09.300 pictures of my dick to chicks than i have to my buddies so it's like you got married you're like 1.00

01:17:13.700 fucking 12 why why are you sending all these dick pics out i you know just because you know for shits 1.00

01:17:17.780 and gigs dog because i love my boys i gotta show appreciation you said you sent it to more girls 1.00

01:17:23.540 than you have guys you said okay i i had double digits uh fucking numbers before i got my old lady 0.99

01:17:29.220 so hardest off hardest off you're sending to your boys hardest off semi i mean i feel like you never 0.99

01:17:35.300 send a soft dick pic unless you have a massive hog because that's just weird yeah but you don't send 1.00

01:17:39.460 like fully or erect either that's just super gay no yeah no you send fully erect because you're just 1.00

01:17:44.420 like hey what do you guys think you know i'm sending this to my old lady you know like some uh 0.88

01:17:49.140 thoughts on that i would send like half yeah i'd send the half pump and say like so that you'd be

01:17:56.740 like well there could be a lot more 100 no the move i've already said this on the show before but 0.99

01:18:02.660 the move is clearly a post beat picture so that your fucking dick is like maximum expansion as soon as 0.99

01:18:09.940 it touches your thighs you take a picture that's a good point yeah because yeah yeah because because 1.00

01:18:14.420 it leaves a lot of speculation yeah you're like holy that's it what the fuck is that look at this 1.00

01:18:20.260 rasputin ass motherfucker that's right when i when i send a dick pic i censor the dick hole so i leave 1.00

01:18:26.180 something to the imagination all right i guess the japanese porn they censored porn all right i guess 1.00

01:18:33.220 yeah i'd blur the hole if you blurred the hole you wouldn't see your dick at all anyways i guess 0.99

01:18:38.740 we'll start what you guys want to do top to bottom or bottom top it doesn't matter we can do top to bottom 0.99

01:18:43.460 uh in honor of mr lobster let's go top to bottom uh so moon cricket versus hole uh probably no

01:18:53.380 surprise i'm going with hole because i am continuing our streak of woman bashing because i think they 0.99

01:19:00.020 deserve uh that more than black people do uh hole is a more modern it's it's a more modern uh slur it's 0.79

01:19:08.740 one that we use a lot here i mean what else can i really say about it i think it's very degrading 0.99

01:19:14.820 to women i mean they're just a fucking hole and if we can you know take courtney love down a spot as 1.00

01:19:19.700 well i mean her band kind of sucked so her heart-shaped hole yeah yeah they had one really good song 1.00

01:19:26.580 i still yeah yeah celebrity skin i wouldn't give a fuck about kurt cobain and them if he didn't 0.99

01:19:32.980 kill himself but go on that's right i loved nirvana before you killed them they were good but they 0.98

01:19:37.700 would not be what they are if he didn't kill himself yeah they would have yeah they would 0.99

01:19:42.180 have gotten bad at some point so that's the move everyone when you're at your peak kill yourself and 0.81

01:19:46.180 they'll remember you for kill yourself at 27 man kurt cobain jimmy hendrix yeah you know i i have my 0.91

01:19:51.780 shotgun loaded for as soon as my episode with alex jones ends you know you gotta go out on a high man

01:19:58.100 they'll remember you forever turning into liberty lockdown alex jones i can't tell you how much i

01:20:03.540 i appreciate you

01:20:08.100 that's right women uh women are nothing but baby making holes imagine imagine the reaction from alex 1.00

01:20:14.580 jones 0.98

01:20:16.660 it would be like that uh what was the name of that uh like jorno or whatever who uh did that

01:20:29.220 like live on the air i think filter wrote that song about it hey man nice shot you know what i'm

01:20:33.860 talking about it wasn't a journo that was a politician dude politician yeah all right i don't know this

01:20:38.020 name dude blew his brains out yeah one of the most one of the most graphic things i've ever seen in my

01:20:43.700 life because if you've ever seen the actual video after yeah it's still after he blows his brains out

01:20:49.700 his his back hits the wall he slouches down and blood just pours out of his nose and his mouth and

01:20:55.540 like his neck for like minutes and the video for whatever reason is just 0.73

01:20:59.220 fucking dead set on him it was one of the worst things i've ever seen in my life i had like nightmares 0.95

01:21:03.700 politician right there's getting busted for some sort of not saying i wish he was alive i'm just saying i 0.98

01:21:08.020 wish i hadn't seen that good god i'm not gonna say that i would uh wish that more politicians

01:21:13.300 would follow in his footsteps but uh i i'm usually i'm very much the guy that's always queasy i never

01:21:18.740 liked those like death videos and shit like i know a lot of dudes have that period where they're like 0.52

01:21:22.980 hey look at this dude getting cut in half and oh he's still alive for like a minute his 0.98

01:21:26.260 fucking upper torso and he fucking dies it's fucking super gruesome you want to watch it with me 0.99

01:21:30.660 i was never into that but that one i wouldn't say i liked it but i was like oh it's a politician okay 0.99

01:21:36.340 i was very much like there's another there's another video of a union leader which is pretty

01:21:42.420 much a politician and he like sets himself on fire yeah i think he's in like mongolia or some 0.81

01:21:46.660 shit buddy buddy yeah bud dwyer yeah dwyer yeah thanks eddie grim yeah um i i do not want to watch it 0.97

01:21:56.900 personally but you guys yeah do you i've seen i've seen way too many like snuff videos like this 0.99

01:22:03.460 shit and i don't know what it was like in my fucking early to mid 20s i was just like whatever i could 0.96

01:22:08.820 get my hands on like the fucking the isis videos with the capture captured people and shit like that 0.99

01:22:13.620 like i watched all of them it was i can't stand that shit dude i don't know why i'm like like like 0.99

01:22:19.620 like i could do i'm it's weird because i could do insane and like crazy depraved violence to 0.97

01:22:27.140 someone i felt deserved it but when it's like just videos of random people dying i don't know

01:22:31.540 something about that in my head i don't know what it is about me but the fact that i know they're just

01:22:35.380 like an innocent they didn't do anything deserve it like it just fucks with me but if it's somebody 0.89

01:22:40.180 that's like yeah oh they deserve it i'm like okay let's but like bad bad injury videos i used to

01:22:45.860 also not find those enjoyable but uh your mom's house with tom segura and christina p have totally

01:22:50.020 converted me on that now i get tremendous joy from people just getting i knew a dude like a dude

01:22:57.060 that i knew in high school would just like watch phases of death videos all the time and i'm like 0.84

01:23:00.980 there's probably something wrong with this guy dude i hated that shit i think i let me let me justify 0.91

01:23:06.900 it because as someone who was one of those people formerly i had a lot of uh anxiety about death 0.95

01:23:14.020 and i had a lot of anxiety about you know afterlife and whether or not this is a temporary existence

01:23:18.820 and blah blah blah so i feel like there was some sort of uh like bro science therapy that i was doing

01:23:25.060 to myself by watching people die i was like trying to come to terms with what it was and so i like but 0.62

01:23:31.140 then there's also obviously the jeffrey domers that watch shit like that and then they go out and

01:23:34.260 they kill a bunch of people so well what it does what do you think about afterlife um i mean i i go back and 0.95

01:23:42.660 forth you know i don't i definitely personally do not believe in like the heaven and hell

01:23:48.100 synopsis uh i just think that's kind of a sometimes i don't know is adequate yeah well and i don't know

01:23:54.180 i don't know but i'm just saying like i sometimes i do have a especially after like a mushroom trip

01:23:59.380 i have a greater sense of like okay there is something about the energy and the connection that

01:24:04.660 happens between everybody and i i tend to believe that that probably persists past our corporeal form and

01:24:11.460 that's you know whatever that means um so i think that's that's my that's my best guess is that our

01:24:16.660 energy moves on in some form or fashion in like an economic theory type sense if you think about it

01:24:22.020 if even if if there is no afterlife all that makes is our moments together even that much more precious

01:24:27.220 so like you know like for me like yeah it's sad you'll die but i also think that if you do live

01:24:31.780 a nice long life i do think they're probably like you see people who's like when they die of old age

01:24:36.660 you just kind of slowly wither away i think you see the point where you're like i'm ready i'm just ready

01:24:40.900 to go to sleep and that's that you know i think there is an afterlife but also um there is this

01:24:45.540 thing like kind of what clint just reminded me of is like when you die you kind of like return to the

01:24:50.580 earth and i think like all of your atoms wind up being reused in some way becoming like parts of

01:24:56.820 other well according to einstein that there is no you know loss of energy right it has to go on yeah

01:25:03.540 there's law of conservation of energy and conservation of mass yeah well that's just a materialistic thing

01:25:08.500 that has nothing to do with spirits like it i think it does but but yeah i get what you mean

01:25:13.300 though but yeah have you guys read that buddy that like when people die they they actually lose like a

01:25:19.140 certain amount of grams and people think that that's just the spirit i've read that that was

01:25:23.460 debunked so yeah i've heard this i don't know the details but i've heard that's bunk if that were true

01:25:28.180 i'd be like okay the soul has a weight to it like that's that almost opens up more questions than

01:25:33.620 answers yeah and people bring that up and it's like and then they'll be like well then shouldn't we build

01:25:37.460 science this if there's like literally you can weigh it and stuff and they're like nope nope science

01:25:41.380 doesn't apply here and like i think you can't appeal the science and then be like oh well we're 0.95

01:25:45.620 gonna fucking you know and then be like well we can fucking nope nope no you can't i think the loss 0.96

01:25:50.420 of weight is actually the fact that you shouldn't piss yourself when you die yeah probably pretty sure 1.00

01:25:55.540 that is it yeah you're like oh he weighed 200 now he weighs 199 this is fascinating put it down in the 0.95

01:26:01.140 book i do but he also smells like shit forget about the scientific stuff i do think that that 0.88

01:26:07.140 that there is a spirit in us and i think that like the i don't know people like politicians and 0.99

01:26:11.460 like these other fucking globalist blood-soaked monsters don't have a spirit they're kind of 0.99

01:26:16.100 envious of just the human nature of something special about us they want you dead um to uh over 0.99

01:26:23.060 by the way we're not turning uh super chats on on youtube because we if we monetize we'll get

01:26:27.860 the channel nuked again so we can't do it anyway yeah you just got to be funny over so sorry 0.93

01:26:32.340 yeah you provided something of value we'll bring it up yeah i know maybe fuck it i don't even give 0.99

01:26:38.660 a shit if we get a thousand again who cares monetize again who gives a fuck but okay they're just gonna 0.98

01:26:43.700 steal our money so i wouldn't recommend it and they already get a 40 cut so if you give them the 0.99

01:26:48.660 extra we really need to consider like a patreon i know it sounds awful but like we really should i said

01:26:54.580 this six fucking i said this seven eight months ago like just do it we've had multiple people that are 0.99

01:26:59.780 like we would i mean like and i'm not saying we make bank off it but whatever you can use it to 0.98

01:27:03.620 fucking promotion and shit you know whatever that's right just anyway i agree with you clint i'm coming 0.87

01:27:09.380 around to your position i i actually think i had your back back then but like i know i just don't know 0.99

01:27:14.420 why it hasn't happened i just yeah i mean whoever's in charge of our finances coal and toad used to be

01:27:20.020 and they just pocketed they've just pocketed everything no we know we know we've used it uh

01:27:25.860 we use it on uh dan smott's uh filming us at pork fest we use it on uh some ad reads on chrissy

01:27:32.340 mayer's show okay okay you guys i think i have yeah i have like like a hundred and something dollars

01:27:37.540 for uh in t-shirt sales for tph so that's just there let's just buy tota hooker but he has to 0.95

01:27:44.340 video it and he and he has and he has to put it on on the show you want me to lose my virginity 1.00

01:27:49.220 imagine toad after getting pussy dude that'd be a fucking beast if you're gonna lose your 0.99

01:27:54.180 fucking virginity before you're 40 i think this is our only pathway jesus guys please like subscribe 1.00

01:28:00.980 and donate to the cause exactly dude we should we should actually do that yeah it's a great pitch 0.99

01:28:06.580 oh yeah yeah operation fuck toad all right if we ever get to the size we're concerned about getting 0.53

01:28:12.180 nuked by patreon we'll make an we'll do something else like a subscribe start at the same time we 0.97

01:28:16.260 can do we can do a locals if you guys think that that's more safe it's a safe option like if we get

01:28:22.740 nuked if we ever got nuked off patreon it's like whatever we make another thing i think if we ever

01:28:27.060 got to the point we were worried about getting nuked off patreon we'd probably have another 0.96

01:28:31.140 fucking thing as well anyway so i get a good amount of money off the fucking locals now i get like 0.98

01:28:35.860 three or four hundred bucks a month yeah we should yeah we should set it up have some yeah maybe 0.99

01:28:40.180 not andrew tate money yeah just do fucking a little fucking amount and be like hey as a perk 0.98

01:28:46.580 of being in this fucking patreon subscribe star locals whatever you can fucking provide you know 0.99

01:28:52.340 bit ideas or whatever and we'll we'll fucking i don't know like you could yeah now now i'm getting 0.98

01:28:58.980 like 20 bucks an episode off of uh in bitcoin from my fountain app so nice like it's it's so funny like 0.63

01:29:05.380 like they all of the the uh what's it called like the streams of income that you get through

01:29:10.340 podcasting are all so fucking small but you have like nine of them so you just get like i get like 0.88

01:29:15.860 a hundred bucks in shirts and i get a hundred bucks

01:29:20.180 small streams is what he's saying it is weird yeah dude for sure all right i'm gonna just go with

01:29:25.300 holes all the same points uh toad brought up i i mean moon cricket i'm not gonna lie i sympathize

01:29:30.340 with it because it is an underdog story and it's a great one but it is like moon cricket has become

01:29:35.220 the cinderella by the way which is interesting because they're both ashy okay um cinderella's

01:29:42.020 ashy uh like cinder why do you think her name is cinderella chimneys ashes wow i got it you gotta

01:29:49.860 she was actually like a like a poor like dirty like i don't know we get it yeah exactly i didn't get it 0.99

01:29:55.780 but okay i'll get it now i guess i'm just trying to get through this i've never read the full clip

01:29:59.780 i'm gonna skip clint because i have an idea of what he's gonna say and i'm gonna say moon cricket

01:30:04.420 oh yeah the reason put it all on clint yes the reason i'm gonna say moon cricket

01:30:10.900 is uh i'm just a fan of what happened like the first segment of this show with the the racism against

01:30:16.580 black people and it's the best kind it's the best kind i'm a big fan of triple r so right away i'm

01:30:22.260 on the indian side and i just want to keep this momentum i want to keep this momentum going baby

01:30:27.460 boy i want my homeboy on my shoulders and i just want to be screaming the m-word moon cricket till

01:30:34.820 the end of days yeah yeah the m-word yeah all right well we got clint and he can either tie it or secure

01:30:42.340 it for hole but i mean it will be interesting if he goes with moon cricket because then i don't know

01:30:48.260 maybe we could bring you the chat now now we we did also genocide white women in april so so we 0.99

01:30:53.940 obviously hate women yeah they're pretty awful oh fuck that was funny um i really i mean for top 0.99

01:31:02.820 sake i want to go with moon cricket but i still i personally i think hole has to win i'm going with 0.99

01:31:07.860 hole i'm sorry yeah sorry i was gonna suggest if you went moon cricket we could we could put p nord on

01:31:13.300 the show right now no then it has to be hole i'm really glad i chose hole we're not letting this go

01:31:21.060 to a tie it's not happening uh i tried all right hole for the win maybe next year maybe moon cricket

01:31:27.540 we'll get back in i think if we do this again next year i think we really should uh please we didn't

01:31:33.620 prep well enough there are so many better slurs out there i think we if we had uh tapped into our

01:31:38.740 audience we could have had some more fun creative ones we saw there were some good ones in here

01:31:42.740 some solid ones yeah we somehow didn't put noodle nigger in here even though i'm pretty sure i brought 1.00

01:31:46.660 it up but well you guys were being faggots me like we can have two asian slurs like who gives the 0.99

01:31:50.980 fuck about how they could be all black slurs as long as they're funny i don't give a shit like 0.99

01:31:55.300 no i just asked if we could have two i think i don't know we need to have a black uh entry next 1.00

01:32:01.780 year so that we can get some good white slurs because we we came out with nothing it was pathetic 0.78

01:32:05.460 yeah the white slurs like are funny but they're not like that cutting to where you really can like 0.94

01:32:09.540 you can go through far you know if you didn't change the name mises caucus i do like this

01:32:14.900 yes is what mc stands for with all them rappers oh yeah if they change their name i

01:32:27.620 joined the party again the moon cricket i'm a member of it man michael heiss if you're listening 0.99

01:32:32.500 i know you're listening dude i unironically might be like you know fuck hold this all 0.97

01:32:37.620 agorism thing if they're like you know what the moon cricket caucus you know what like because i 0.97

01:32:42.580 mean you guys have heard my main critique is that like i think they should be going hard as 0.98

01:32:46.500 fuck like they should be going like lbnh all the fucking time and then i'd be like okay i just think 0.99

01:32:51.940 the incentives are set up it's not yeah i'm not a me cock anymore man i'm a moon crack yeah at that 1.00

01:32:58.580 point like you know this agorism shit is fucking retarded like at that point like you know what 1.00

01:33:02.340 like okay like i'm in dog you guys you guys are such liars you just constantly keep you constantly 1.00

01:33:08.740 keep the carrot just just out of reach so you want the black vote we need that we need the moon 0.99

01:33:14.580 cricket caucus now oh man now i think this means that we have to use the word hole in every episode 0.99

01:33:19.860 you get rid of that whole mises bullshit you don't get hit with all that gay some of the gay 1.00

01:33:23.540 shit mises because like all right don't remember i love mises mises is great oh yeah liberalism 1.00

01:33:28.260 sucks he says like you have to realize that like most of us are like rothbardians and rothbard built 0.98

01:33:34.020 off of mises and then hoppa even built off of rothbard so like a lot of this there's some 1.00

01:33:39.940 shit that i don't agree with with mises let's be real and then it's always that shit the fucking 1.00

01:33:45.780 faggots bring up and they're like well fucking mises said this and you're the goddamn mises caucus 1.00

01:33:50.580 and you're like well i don't agree with him there that was a masha's entire speech and 1.00

01:33:56.500 reading exactly it's like well you know what i feel like you have to separate the economics

01:34:03.540 yes oh yeah yeah what'd you say it should still be the wrong paul caucus sorry go ahead top yeah

01:34:10.180 you got to separate the economics from the cultural stuff which i think you know that's

01:34:13.780 a huge difference i think you you can we're not separating we're not separating the culture that's

01:34:18.020 the whole you cannot separate it that's the whole point of misesian economics like you can't separate

01:34:24.580 it because it's all human action it all has to do with time preference what i mean is like separate

01:34:30.980 mises mises's economic stuff which is oh yeah that's what i'm saying oh i get what you mean yeah yeah

01:34:36.500 yeah well i'm not separating so mises i had a lot of uh some of the best economic insights in history 0.94

01:34:43.700 and he was also simultaneously a faggot so that's what i'm saying but there's also like in terms of 0.99

01:34:49.380 enjoyability i would 10 times out of 10 i would rather read rothbard than oh yeah yeah yeah i'm not 0.99

01:34:55.860 reading a native german speaker i'm gonna read a jew what are you talking about of course yeah i mean

01:35:01.620 i really need to tap more than mises but when i do tap into him it's like i enjoy it but it's like i

01:35:06.500 could just read rothbard it's way better like let's be real yeah it's dry it's dry but it's you know that's

01:35:11.220 what economics largely is that's why you got to tune into liberty lockdown so you can get a fun

01:35:15.060 spin on it anyways tune in this week when i have i don't know who i'm gonna have on but it should be

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01:35:42.500 beanie over there as well by the way i won't i forgot yeah i'll buy them yeah so you go to tower 0.99

01:35:48.660 gang go to top lobster.com liberty lockdown naturalist capitalist no way jose uh tower power hour break

01:35:56.980 the cycle and top lobster stuff go to podcast merch.com for uh legion of skank stuff um i'm we're gonna we're

01:36:05.140 gonna be doing uh something really cool that's it's gonna be only available at skank fest for the

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01:36:14.180 designs but they'll be on podcast merch after but if you're at the way if if anyone's watching this

01:36:18.900 that's a fan of legion of skanks and you're gonna be at skanks fest top and myself will be there make

01:36:24.020 sure you come up and say what up yeah yeah yeah if you see lewis tell them about top and clint and then

01:36:29.460 maybe drop a little hint they're they're they're they're associated with tower power hours yeah yeah tell 0.73

01:36:33.860 him to get his ass on here uh yeah dude um and top also i just got my anti-war.com uh shirt oh 0.89

01:36:41.700 sweet by the way hell yeah nice and the esg liberty lockdown shirt all right uh i'm uh jose gallison 0.99

01:36:49.620 you can find me on twitter at senor jose 2020 if you want to follow me there on youtube uh and all

01:36:54.660 the major auto podcatchers i'm there as well on no way jose i have tomorrow i have clint top lobster

01:37:01.540 reed coverdale not toad not cole uh and then i have jeremy kaufman as well uh and uh

01:37:09.380 i had the last one with dave smith so we're having jeremy kaufman on now uh i mean i'm sure

01:37:17.940 we got chingo bling yeah chingo bling is the next two weeks following i think that's gonna be fun

01:37:23.300 that's gonna be i'm looking for that one that'll be fun one yeah for sure chingo bling uh i mean you 0.97

01:37:28.100 know maybe something falls through between then now but i've already got the fucking you know google 0.97

01:37:31.780 fucking uh calendar thing and everything fucking so it's about as official as it can be so uh you 0.99

01:37:37.140 know i'm looking for that one you top you know chingo yeah he was just on uh i just did the 0.99

01:37:42.740 thumbnail for hotel jesus uh i listened to the interview and uh he's like he's wet behind the

01:37:48.420 ears not not because he's mexican but with with like he's a wet back yeah yeah with with the conservative 0.89

01:37:54.100 even with the conservative stuff so you're gonna blow we're gonna blow his mind like with the 0.98

01:37:58.020 libertarian shit but he's like yeah he's there and he's like learning but he he kind of got i like 0.99

01:38:03.140 him i told him before you came on i told them he was like he's literally you if you look if you just 0.99

01:38:09.460 like for some reason took like a 10-year detour and like joined a cholo gang and then like came back 0.99

01:38:14.020 to you know got your shit together yeah like that is what he is i mean i think he's like comedian musician 0.98

01:38:21.220 uh fucking like uh you know because he's been like call me central and shit too like he's a 0.99

01:38:26.180 decent comedian but uh now he's like a podcaster he's kind of like a maga guy kind of sort of 0.99

01:38:30.980 conspiracy guy uh not so much taking too long but anyways yeah yeah yeah and then i think next week i

01:38:36.180 have i'm a little drunk uh wrap it up yeah all right that's it guys uh

01:38:41.380 toad tph underscore toad obviously i have no idea if we're gonna get our other twitter accounts back

01:38:49.380 with the elon musk takeover we can fucking hope we gotta be a powerhouse if we all got our accounts 0.75

01:38:54.260 back oh my god i just want i want the top lobster without the underscore after that's it for real 0.93

01:39:00.020 we got uh another tower power our next wednesday as usual cole should be back if he doesn't die of 1.00

01:39:05.940 covet or whatever the fuck's going on i will and if he does it'll make for a hilarious episode 0.94

01:39:10.500 that's right uh yeah his kid won't meet his dad i want him to die on the air just so we really like 0.94

01:39:18.420 take off further just have a big like yeah you know a moment that popularizes us big time i will 0.94

01:39:23.460 fuck cole in the meantime though so that i get immunity to this new like ba 2.5 point whatever 0.98

01:39:29.140 the fuck variant so fuck yeah and i'm going to be on no way jose at some point soon because we're 0.99

01:39:35.140 going to start doing a live reading of hans herman hoppa democracy the god that failed because i'm a 1.00

01:39:40.820 degenerate over here and not so on uh jose's show yeah fuck yeah hugs and kisses bitches we out 1.00

01:39:49.780 peace out you guys love you 1.00

Tower Gang - October 07, 2022

Ep 91 - Magic in the Anus

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