TRIGGERnometry - August 01, 2025


I Look Like A Jew Get Me Out Of Here - Francis Foster

Topics
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Hosted by
Francis Foster Konstantin Kisin
Guests
Francis Foster
Mentioned
Mecca Hitler Donald Tusk James Bond Kanye West Zionist Grok Tucker Carlson Dan Bilzerian Bob Villain Jake Shields Nick Fuentes Andrew Tate Heil Hitler Israel Wigan Trump Verso
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Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

166.99

Word count

1,536

Sentence count

136

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

16

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Hate speech

19

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Summary

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In honour of International Women's Month, we're celebrating the women who shaped who we are with a special episode of the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival, featuring stand-up comic, comedian and writer, Jake Shields. Jake talks about his experiences growing up in a Jewish household in the 80s and 90s, the rise of anti-Semitism in the modern world, and the influence of the so-called "identity politics" movement.

Transcript

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00:00:30.000 Your full Great Outdoors Comedy Festival lineup is here on September 11th through 13th at Arendelle Park.
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00:00:45.960 I look like a Jew. Get me out of here. 1.00
00:00:51.740 I'm from a mixed heritage background. My mother is Venezuelan and my dad is from Wigan.
00:00:56.760 And for some peculiar reason, I look Jewish.
00:01:00.000 Or as it's now known, Zionist.
00:01:02.860 Historical definitions aside, nowadays, Zionist has obviously just become the trendy way to say Jew without sounding explicitly racist.
00:01:12.100 These days, the moment you say you're Jewish, everyone thinks you're rabidly pro-Israel,
00:01:17.260 want Gaza wiped off the surface of the earth, 1.00
00:01:20.140 and a part of a WhatsApp group called,
00:01:22.660 Oy vey, we control the banks.
00:01:25.040 Anti-Semitism is currently reaching levels not seen since Adolf started writing a book about a struggle he was having. 0.98
00:01:32.960 Every time I open social media, I see some dribbling lunatics squawking about how the Jews are to blame for everything. 0.94
00:01:40.420 But hey, if Grok wants to bang a line of coke and start spitting truth bombs, who am I to judge? 0.99
00:01:45.720 It recently called itself Mecha Hitler and said the white man stands for innovation, grit, and not bending to PC nonsense.
00:01:54.840 It's only a matter of time before Grok gets cancelled and then interviewed by Tucker Carlson. 1.00
00:02:00.080 Although it also said Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk is a fucking traitor and a ginger whore. 0.99
00:02:06.920 Now, I'm no expert on the political career of Donald Tusk, but even I have to applaud a good punchline when I see one. 1.00
00:02:14.780 The humans peddling this narrative are of an incredibly high intellectual calibre.
00:02:20.240 Esteemed academics like former MMA fighter Jake Shields,
00:02:23.820 who better to have a nuanced, thoughtful conversation about geopolitics
00:02:27.800 than a man who's been elbowed in the temple repeatedly for over a decade?
00:02:32.280 Although don't mention temple around Jake.
00:02:34.200 It reminds him too much of synagogue. 0.82
00:02:37.520 Jake, if you're watching, please don't get angry.
00:02:39.740 I'm only joking.
00:02:40.760 And I've always been a huge fan of your work.
00:02:43.180 Everything you say is brilliant and your work on repealing the 19th Amendment is both brave and timely. 0.54
00:02:49.720 Or Dan Bilserian, a man who became famous for shagging models, playing poker, and shagging models.
00:02:56.800 He's like James Bond if James never escaped that laser beam.
00:03:00.060 It cut out part of his brain, and whilst he was recovering in hospital, he did nothing but mainline Nick Fuentes.
00:03:06.480 Both of these lads would be incredible if you wanted a night out in a dive bar.
00:03:10.780 Jake would be able to handle it if things got a bit tasty with the bouncer, 0.99
00:03:14.040 and Dan would be at the bar paying women to have sex with him, provided they're not Jewish. 1.00
00:03:18.660 Sorry. 1.00
00:03:19.960 Zionist. 0.95
00:03:21.000 I keep making that mistake.
00:03:22.820 Although looking at Dan's dating history, he probably wouldn't be too fussed.
00:03:26.700 I'm certain he'd make sure to wear protection.
00:03:29.860 Can't run the risk of having Jewish kids. 1.00
00:03:32.520 But there is a very real problem that these individuals are everywhere, and they have huge influences.
00:03:38.320 The likes of Andrew Tate refusing to condemn October 7th, and describing it as an act of masculine resistance.
00:03:46.420 To be fair, he's never shied away from violence towards women and rape, so it's on brand.
00:03:51.820 Or Kanye West writing a song called Heil Hitler.
00:03:55.660 Somehow racism doesn't seem that bad when you put a sick beat to it.
00:03:59.600 The only issue is, I can't sing in public because it has the N-word in it.
00:04:03.940 Kanye can make people dance to one of the most horrific phrases in the history of the German language.
00:04:09.380 Turns out he really is a genius.
00:04:11.800 The last year has been a red-pilling moment for a lot of Jews, especially left-wing Jews, 0.56
00:04:16.020 who all got on board the woke train embracing identity politics.
00:04:19.920 If there's one thing Jewish people should never do, it's adopt an ideology that separates everyone into their own ethnic and religious groups. 1.00
00:04:28.100 Or get on a train.
00:04:29.500 Because if you're more likely to be successful, over-represented in the professions, and awards such as the Nobel Prize for Physics,
00:04:36.940 then people are going to get jealous and think you control the media. 0.85
00:04:40.520 But if you watch TV for 10 minutes, it's ridiculous to think the Jews control the media. 0.99
00:04:45.780 Because it's obviously the gays. 1.00
00:04:48.360 By the way, I've met a lot of people in the media, and believe me, they can't even control themselves around a buffet, let alone a narrative. 0.67
00:04:56.160 And which narrative?
00:04:57.060 I mean, the BBC has been so biased lately, even Hamas have started paying their TV licence. 1.00
00:05:04.200 When was the last time you watched the BBC and thought to yourself,
00:05:07.620 I trust everything these bunch of nonces are telling me?
00:05:10.940 Those lads can't be trusted to run a creche, let alone the state-sponsored broadcaster. 0.99
00:05:16.680 I mean, they really can't be trusted to run a creche.
00:05:19.760 Speaking of creches, the Glastonbury Music Festival happened a couple of weeks ago, 1.00
00:05:23.800 and they booked two bands who were a little more pro-Hamas than your average.
00:05:28.600 Kneecap and Bob Villain.
00:05:30.140 Bob Villain started chants of Death to the IDF,
00:05:33.560 which went viral across the globe and immediately became their biggest hit.
00:05:38.300 To be fair, it's probably the most lyrically sophisticated thing they've ever written.
00:05:43.200 He also went on a run about working for a Zionist and how demeaning that was.
00:05:47.600 Of course you worked for a Zionist, Bob. 1.00
00:05:49.540 You worked in the music industry.
00:05:51.040 There are quite a lot of Jewish record executives.
00:05:54.560 But the good thing about Bob is that he's got his pronouns in his bio,
00:05:58.260 so he doesn't know what a woman is, but he does know about the concept of occupied land. 1.00
00:06:03.980 Old Bobby Villain has a luxury belief set of supporting both the LGBTQ community and Hamas. 0.98
00:06:11.520 I guess he must think the latter's beheadings of the former is just extreme gender-affirming surgery.
00:06:17.000 Plus, he eats vegan ice cream, so in between all the Jew hatred, you know he's a good person.
00:06:23.180 This, of course, has all been stoked by the terrible war that's happening in the Middle East
00:06:27.440 where thousands of people are losing their lives.
00:06:30.740 Both sides have endured terrible civilian casualties.
00:06:34.540 Although, to be fair, Hamas' rockets are about as reliable as Elon when he gets on the ketamine 0.74
00:06:39.500 and he's at a row with Trump, I don't think Irish ban kneecaps saying the words 0.97
00:06:43.960 up Hamas and up Hezbollah, whilst one of them wears a crusty orange cum sock on his head, 0.99
00:06:50.840 is going to help matters. 0.98
00:06:52.280 If anything, it might put a few people off.
00:06:54.980 And that's the problem with this entire debate.
00:06:57.460 Too many people are hooked on cheap slogans and simple rhymes.
00:07:00.960 Because you don't need to think when you chant.
00:07:03.600 You can just mindlessly repeat the mantra and be on the right side of history.
00:07:08.980 And that's what's terrifying, because even Hitler thought he was on the right side of history. 0.90
00:07:12.980 Although, to be fair to Adolf, he wouldn't have been seen dead at a Bob Villain gig,
00:07:16.840 have pronouns in his bio, or eat vegan ice cream.
00:07:19.960 Even psychopaths have standards.
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