I Look Like A Jew Get Me Out Of Here - Francis Foster
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Summary
In honour of International Women's Month, we're celebrating the women who shaped who we are with a special episode of the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival, featuring stand-up comic, comedian and writer, Jake Shields. Jake talks about his experiences growing up in a Jewish household in the 80s and 90s, the rise of anti-Semitism in the modern world, and the influence of the so-called "identity politics" movement.
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I'm from a mixed heritage background. My mother is Venezuelan and my dad is from Wigan.
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Historical definitions aside, nowadays, Zionist has obviously just become the trendy way to say Jew without sounding explicitly racist.
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These days, the moment you say you're Jewish, everyone thinks you're rabidly pro-Israel,
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Anti-Semitism is currently reaching levels not seen since Adolf started writing a book about a struggle he was having.
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Every time I open social media, I see some dribbling lunatics squawking about how the Jews are to blame for everything.
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But hey, if Grok wants to bang a line of coke and start spitting truth bombs, who am I to judge?
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It recently called itself Mecha Hitler and said the white man stands for innovation, grit, and not bending to PC nonsense.
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It's only a matter of time before Grok gets cancelled and then interviewed by Tucker Carlson.
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Although it also said Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk is a fucking traitor and a ginger whore.
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Now, I'm no expert on the political career of Donald Tusk, but even I have to applaud a good punchline when I see one.
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The humans peddling this narrative are of an incredibly high intellectual calibre.
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Esteemed academics like former MMA fighter Jake Shields,
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who better to have a nuanced, thoughtful conversation about geopolitics
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than a man who's been elbowed in the temple repeatedly for over a decade?
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Jake, if you're watching, please don't get angry.
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Everything you say is brilliant and your work on repealing the 19th Amendment is both brave and timely.
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Or Dan Bilserian, a man who became famous for shagging models, playing poker, and shagging models.
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He's like James Bond if James never escaped that laser beam.
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It cut out part of his brain, and whilst he was recovering in hospital, he did nothing but mainline Nick Fuentes.
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Both of these lads would be incredible if you wanted a night out in a dive bar.
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Jake would be able to handle it if things got a bit tasty with the bouncer,
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and Dan would be at the bar paying women to have sex with him, provided they're not Jewish.
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Although looking at Dan's dating history, he probably wouldn't be too fussed.
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But there is a very real problem that these individuals are everywhere, and they have huge influences.
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The likes of Andrew Tate refusing to condemn October 7th, and describing it as an act of masculine resistance.
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To be fair, he's never shied away from violence towards women and rape, so it's on brand.
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Or Kanye West writing a song called Heil Hitler.
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Somehow racism doesn't seem that bad when you put a sick beat to it.
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The only issue is, I can't sing in public because it has the N-word in it.
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Kanye can make people dance to one of the most horrific phrases in the history of the German language.
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The last year has been a red-pilling moment for a lot of Jews, especially left-wing Jews,
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who all got on board the woke train embracing identity politics.
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If there's one thing Jewish people should never do, it's adopt an ideology that separates everyone into their own ethnic and religious groups.
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Because if you're more likely to be successful, over-represented in the professions, and awards such as the Nobel Prize for Physics,
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then people are going to get jealous and think you control the media.
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But if you watch TV for 10 minutes, it's ridiculous to think the Jews control the media.
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By the way, I've met a lot of people in the media, and believe me, they can't even control themselves around a buffet, let alone a narrative.
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I mean, the BBC has been so biased lately, even Hamas have started paying their TV licence.
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When was the last time you watched the BBC and thought to yourself,
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I trust everything these bunch of nonces are telling me?
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Those lads can't be trusted to run a creche, let alone the state-sponsored broadcaster.
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I mean, they really can't be trusted to run a creche.
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Speaking of creches, the Glastonbury Music Festival happened a couple of weeks ago,
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and they booked two bands who were a little more pro-Hamas than your average.
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Bob Villain started chants of Death to the IDF,
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which went viral across the globe and immediately became their biggest hit.
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To be fair, it's probably the most lyrically sophisticated thing they've ever written.
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He also went on a run about working for a Zionist and how demeaning that was.
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There are quite a lot of Jewish record executives.
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But the good thing about Bob is that he's got his pronouns in his bio,
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so he doesn't know what a woman is, but he does know about the concept of occupied land.
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Old Bobby Villain has a luxury belief set of supporting both the LGBTQ community and Hamas.
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I guess he must think the latter's beheadings of the former is just extreme gender-affirming surgery.
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Plus, he eats vegan ice cream, so in between all the Jew hatred, you know he's a good person.
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This, of course, has all been stoked by the terrible war that's happening in the Middle East
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where thousands of people are losing their lives.
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Both sides have endured terrible civilian casualties.
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Although, to be fair, Hamas' rockets are about as reliable as Elon when he gets on the ketamine
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and he's at a row with Trump, I don't think Irish ban kneecaps saying the words
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up Hamas and up Hezbollah, whilst one of them wears a crusty orange cum sock on his head,
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And that's the problem with this entire debate.
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Too many people are hooked on cheap slogans and simple rhymes.
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Because you don't need to think when you chant.
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You can just mindlessly repeat the mantra and be on the right side of history.
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And that's what's terrifying, because even Hitler thought he was on the right side of history.
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Although, to be fair to Adolf, he wouldn't have been seen dead at a Bob Villain gig,
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have pronouns in his bio, or eat vegan ice cream.
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