Why I’m Not A Fan Of Only Fans - Francis Foster
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Summary
Only fans, porno porno arms race, online dating sites, online sex shops and online dating apps are all on the rise on the internet these days. I m not a fan of all of them and I think something needs to be done about it.
Transcript
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why i'm not a fan of only fans every single piece of content on youtube seems to be about
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how the west is facing a complete moral collapse it's either that a cat or an unboxing video
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maybe if we combine the three i would be able to attain mr beast levels of subscribers
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to be honest i think they may have a point the total moral collapse of the west not the unboxing ones
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everywhere i look our culture seems to be descending into some kind of weird moral degeneracy
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the latest example of this is the competition for the ballon de hall the two main competitors are
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lily phillips and bonnie blue now if you don't know who these two fine young ladies are
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congratulations you're a massive liar everyone knows who these two are stop pretending we're
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all contaminated by the internet now it's too late these ladies are competing to have sex with the
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most men in a 24-hour period this truly is the lionel messi versus cristiano ronaldo of 2025
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the only thing worse than the women are the men involved one man waits in a queue longer than the
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one needed to book a gp appointment to have sex with a woman that's right men who identify as sex
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positive the only thing positive about these boys will be the result of their std tests and then they
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get interviewed afterwards like some kind of weird incel football player and the worst bit is they only
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get two minutes with her to be fair i've destroyed my reputation and acts that have taken less than
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two minutes but at least they weren't recorded and i didn't have to wait in a queue to make a twat out
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of myself the depressing thing is that two percent of american women between the ages of 18 and 45
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are on only fans that's one in 50 and most of them don't even earn a thousand dollars a month
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can you imagine how soul destroying that must be getting your vagina out and asking the world how
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much it's worth and the world goes seven dollars you've only got six subscribers and one of them is
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your dad brutal and then what do you do when you retire from only fans because once the content is out
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there it's out there and trust me if you have kids they're going to get destroyed at school
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imagine if your mum was a webcam girl your life would be made a misery but maybe at that point
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everybody's mum would be on there so the weird kids would be the ones whose mums didn't get their
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minge out for the subs do you remember in the 90s when we used to look at the amish and go
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that's so weird but now you look at them and go actually you were right all along how do i sign
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up they even forbid people from taking their photos who likes having their photos taken
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weirdos and narcissists youtubers basically i'm a youtuber and even i want out do you remember that
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afternoon you left your phone at home and the bliss that you felt well if you join the amish you're
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going to be doing that forever i can't imagine they go on each other's instagram accounts and get
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jealous because someone has a bigger plow well maybe the women and maybe the men if they're that
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way inclined something needs to be done because we can't keep going down this path at what point are we
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going to be able to say enough is enough because we can't keep going down this nuclear porno arms race
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something has got to give otherwise everyone's going to be on only fans including me and no one wants