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00:01:01.160 triggers and full details. With that said, we're going to just jump right in. We're going to have

00:01:05.000 the guests introduce themselves, so please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation. Go ahead.

00:01:11.880 My name is Karina, and I'm turning 28 next month. I am currently, well, I'm going to be a law student

00:01:20.080 in August. Are you currently a student right now? I am currently waiting for school to start. I work

00:01:27.440 at a firm. So you're like a paralegal, or you have your undergrad in something? I have my undergrad in

00:01:32.020 psychology, and I'm a law clerk. Okay, very cool. What about you? Hi, I'm Larissa. I'm 21. I live here

00:01:39.400 in IV, and I just graduated from UCSB, so I'm actually going to start my new job as a behavioral

00:01:45.340 interventionalist and trauma caregiver. And what was your major at UCSB? Sociology. Sociology. Okay,

00:01:52.120 SOCH. All right. What about you? Hi, I'm Caitlin. I'm 20, and I go to UCR, and I'm a student.

00:02:02.500 UC Riverside? Yeah. Okay. What are you studying? Media. Media. Just media? Or media and cultural studies.

00:02:08.960 Media studies? Okay. And cultural studies. Is one a minor, or that's the program? No, it's one

00:02:15.280 major. Media and cultural studies. Okay. And you're from, originally from Riverside?

00:02:21.000 Fullerton. Fullerton. Okay, got it. What about you? I'm Amy. I'll be 48 at the end of the year,

00:02:26.340 and I'm a pilot, and I've been a bit of a gold digger. You've been, like, past tense, or?

00:02:32.060 On and off. Current. Okay, been a bit of a gold digger. You also, hold on, I had some notes here.

00:02:39.500 In addition to that, hold on, you're also pilot? Correct. Model. You said model. And what's the

00:02:48.060 other thing that you do? High-end? I've dated wealthy men. Okay. Who've provided for me.

00:02:53.800 But you're also a high-end companion. Do I have that? Yeah, I've dated wealthy men who've provided

00:02:57.700 for me. Okay, got it. All right. And when you say pilot, is this a commercial license?

00:03:04.740 Commercially licensed. I've flown cargo and charter, and I've been a flight instructor.

00:03:08.840 Okay. Wow. All right. Cool. What about you? I'm shy. I'm 19, and I'm also from the Gold Coast.

00:03:15.460 All right. And are you in school or anything like that? No. What do you do for work? Only fans.

00:03:20.620 Okay. How long have you been doing that for? Six months. Six months. All right. And any school at all?

00:03:28.040 Like college? What do they call it? Uni? Yeah, but I was doing my Cert 3 for beauty, but then I kind of

00:03:36.280 just ditched that and became an OnlyFans. For beauty. Okay. Got it. Like cosmetics or? Yeah. Okay. Got it.

00:03:42.640 What about you? Hi, my name's Serena. I am 21, and I just recently graduated from UCR,

00:03:49.020 and this fall I will be attending SF State to get my Master's. And what did you do for your

00:03:56.640 undergrad? Biology. And what are you going for your Master's? What do you? Still bio?

00:04:03.040 Yeah. Biomedical science with a concentration in biotechnology. Are you wanting to be a doctor?

00:04:08.460 I just want to go into research. Research. Okay. What about you? I'm Imogen. I'm 18,

00:04:13.440 and I'm from Australia, Gold Coast. All right. And what do you do for work? OnlyFans. Okay.

00:04:19.940 What about you? Hi, I'm Leah. I'm 26. I'm from North Carolina, and I do marketing.

00:04:25.700 All right. Welcome. Hi, I'm Heather. I'm 35, currently a stay-at-home life. I was a corporate

00:04:33.500 director of food safety and quality assurance for a very large food manufacturer, and I will

00:04:38.720 be a law student in August. Okay. And Charlie, what about you? Hi, I'm Charlie. I'm Erica's

00:04:45.160 husband and father of two. We just had a new baby. So we have two under two. So, and yeah,

00:04:51.280 it's book promo week. That's the only reason I was able to get away. There we go. It's one

00:04:54.740 of my first trips since we've had the new little one. Gotcha. Age? Of the baby or of me?

00:05:00.660 Both. One month. I'm 30 years old. All right. 30. Got it. And you're also the founder of...

00:05:07.660 A small little thing called Turning Point. Turning Point. And podcast, radio, and all

00:05:11.780 sorts of fun stuff. All right. Rock and roll. Welcome, everybody. So we're going to go around

00:05:15.360 the table once more. What's everybody's current relationship status? So are you single, talking

00:05:20.500 stage, situationship, friends with benefits, relationship, married, harem, polycule? There's

00:05:26.280 all kinds of... It's 2024, you know, all kinds of arrangements. If you're single, how long

00:05:32.160 have you been single? And what's the longest relationship you've ever been in? Starting with

00:05:35.760 you. Go ahead. I would say I'm off the market. I've been dating somebody for a few years

00:05:42.520 now. All right. So we'll say relationship? Sure. Yes. But you said off the market. Okay.

00:05:49.900 But you said like two or three years? Two years. Yeah. Two years. Are you guys boyfriend,

00:05:54.680 girlfriend, or is there no title? There's not. I don't like the titles before marriage,

00:05:59.240 but... Is it exclusive, like monogamous? It's exclusive monogamy. Yeah.

00:06:03.120 We'll just say two years. Yeah. Longest relationship? I think like three and a half,

00:06:07.580 four years, maybe. All right. Yeah. What about you? I'm single. I've been single since 2023,

00:06:13.500 and my longest relationship is like two-ish years. Like the beginning of 2023 or like the end of

00:06:20.300 2023? You've been single? Like April-ish. So about a year you've been single. And sorry,

00:06:26.360 longest relationship? Two-ish years. Two. All right. What about you? I'm in a relationship.

00:06:33.120 About three years. Three years. Okay. And where did you guys meet? UCR. UCR? Okay. And is he like

00:06:43.820 also... Are you going into your senior year at UCR? Yeah. Is he also going into senior? Okay.

00:06:49.100 Are you guys both in the... Like, are you guys in sororities? Yeah. Yeah? Same one? Is that how you

00:06:54.320 guys know each other? Yeah. Okay. Is he a frat guy? Yeah. Okay. Did you meet at a frat party or

00:06:59.240 something like that? He just reached out to me on Instagram. Oh, he slid in the DMs. Okay. Yeah.

00:07:05.440 All right. Did you guys... You guys didn't have like a class together or anything? You just...

00:07:08.240 No. Same dorm? Anything like that? No. Okay. You went same school, slid into the DMs. It worked.

00:07:14.200 Okay. Cool. And is this your longest relationship that you've had? It's my only relationship. Only

00:07:18.960 relationship. All right. What about you? I date two people casually. Okay. I've been seeing both

00:07:24.860 of them for 18 years and they are my longest relationships. Okay. So date... I've never

00:07:30.240 had to write that. Dating two for 18 years. All right. Have you ever been married? No.

00:07:36.260 Engaged. Never married. Engaged. How many proposals? Any proposals? Many. Many proposals. No acceptance

00:07:42.400 of the proposals. They just... Did they not... They just didn't meet the... Or do you not want

00:07:47.540 to get married? I'd like to get the last round of the draft picked. That's what I'm waiting

00:07:50.600 for. Just the very last round. The last rock birdie. Yeah. Okay. And so these two men

00:07:56.880 that you've been dating both for 18 years? Mm-hmm. Do they... They know about each other?

00:08:02.840 Yeah. And they're... Are they dating other women? Not that I know of. Not that you know

00:08:07.800 of. But they can. They can. Okay. And so you're... You said you've been casually dating them

00:08:12.720 for 18 years? Yeah. We don't live together. We have no plans for marriage. That's all I mean

00:08:17.780 by that. Do they live in different parts of the country? So you'll like fly out? How

00:08:21.840 often would you say you see each of them? Every other week or so. When I feel like it.

00:08:28.000 And they fly you out? Or did you have something? No. Oh, okay. I'm learning. He's taking it

00:08:33.060 in. Yeah. We meet wherever we feel like it. Okay. The world's small. Everywhere's got airports.

00:08:37.180 Sure. No big deal. All right. And how did you meet those guys? Internet. Okay. All right.

00:08:42.900 And in this 18-year period, did you ever have like a third person you were dating? Like

00:08:50.740 you'll date a guy here, a guy there? So someone I met in 2017, I thought I'd probably cash it

00:08:59.920 in and end up with that maybe permanently. Sorry, cash it in? Like trade in everything else,

00:09:04.320 my freedom, other opportunity, whatever, and pick this person. And that failed after a few

00:09:10.040 very romantic years. So that was about five years, maybe six. I'd have to go back and look.

00:09:14.440 And the two men that you're dating currently? We hung it up for those years. Okay. But the two men

00:09:21.620 that you have been dating for the past 18 years, you mentioned that you're, I'm sorry, was it

00:09:26.620 professional? Not professional gold digger. What was it? You can say that. I don't mind. Okay.

00:09:31.120 Okay. Uh, are you, did you gold dig them? I mean, they're, they're wealthy. Yeah. It's my type. That's

00:09:39.520 the sort I like. What's the, like, what is the procedure for, for gold digging? I don't know. Like,

00:09:45.040 what's the process? Walk me through. I only know my life. Um, yeah. So I can't speak for everyone else.

00:09:50.640 Maybe they get you nice gifts. They fly you out. Sure. She flies herself. I mean, that takes a long

00:09:57.180 time in little planes. So not usually I like being back and let the pilots work. Do you own,

00:10:01.260 maybe you own, do you own a private plane or anything? Can we next? Okay. That'd be what you

00:10:08.340 could, you could try to gold dig a plane, right? That's like, that would be a good, put it on the

00:10:12.100 resume. I'm fine. I'm fine for transportation. Somebody bought me a plane. That's a, that's a W,

00:10:17.300 right? Okay. What about you? I've been single for two years. All right. Two years, longest, uh,

00:10:23.280 relationship, any relationships? Uh, yeah. One year. One year. Okay.

00:10:27.180 All right. Uh, and that was in Australia, I'm assuming. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, was he, I've heard

00:10:34.560 this term bogan. Was, was he a bogan? Yeah. I could say that. Can you explain just for the

00:10:40.840 viewers and the panel who might not know what a bogan is? Um, it's just like the lingo. It's

00:10:47.700 just like how they speak and like what they do, like walk around in thongs all the time and

00:10:52.500 like shorts and like sandals. Yeah. That's Australian for Australian for sandals. Yeah.

00:10:59.880 And like singlets, like singlets. Yeah. Like just like, like wrestling singlets. Like they

00:11:06.940 just pin somebody or text them or something. Okay. Uh, okay. What about you? I've been single

00:11:13.940 for like a month or two. Oh, uh, how long were you? Sorry about that. Uh, how long were

00:11:20.300 you dating that guy? Three years. Oh, rip. Uh, frat guy. Was it a frat guy? Yeah. But

00:11:27.440 I knew him before he joined a frat. Okay. So you said single for one month? Yeah. About

00:11:33.520 or so. And now was that your longest relationship? Yeah. Three years. Okay. Uh, why did you guys

00:11:40.020 break up? Um, it just didn't work out. Didn't work out. Yeah. Who broke up with who? Um, I

00:11:48.400 guess you could say he broke up with me, but yeah. What did you do? What did you do to him?

00:11:54.420 I didn't, I didn't necessarily do anything. It was just more of the fact that like, did you

00:11:58.100 slash his tires? No, I'm not crazy. I swear. But, um, we broke up because of like cultural

00:12:05.700 differences. Oh, uh, what's he like? He, he was Arab. Yeah. So what, what were the differences

00:12:14.580 that were sticking points in the relationship? Like culturally, like if we were to get married,

00:12:20.020 it wouldn't work out. Like I would have to convert to Islam. Are you religious at all?

00:12:25.120 Right. Not really. Not really. But you, so you didn't want to convert basically? No. Okay.

00:12:31.860 And you dated him for three years? Yeah. Did you, did, was this like, uh, something that

00:12:37.280 came along later on in the relationship or was he always kind of like, we talked about

00:12:42.060 it, but like, we never like really talked about it until yeah. Recently. Is there a doubt?

00:12:48.780 Would there have been a dowry? Is that part of, I don't know how it works. What do you mean?

00:12:54.300 The dowry? Like you would pay, I think you were like the, your family would pay. Was

00:13:00.400 it a bride price or something? I don't know. I don't know how it works. That's very serious

00:13:04.100 Islam. I don't think that would. No. In any case, cultural differences. Okay. Uh, and

00:13:09.440 so you guys, uh, split up. You've been single for one month. Any, any rebounds? No. Focusing

00:13:15.740 on myself. Like SIGUP. Any guys from SIGUP? SIGUP. No. No SIGUP rebounds? No SIGUP rebounds.

00:13:22.120 Do you guys have a pike? No. Charlie, were you in a fraternity? I didn't go to college.

00:13:26.980 Didn't? Oh, that's right. I didn't go to college. Okay. Yeah. Uh, okay. So no, no rebound

00:13:34.080 then. Okay. But are you, uh, you kind of taking a break or you, uh, you know, you're looking

00:13:38.840 for a new, a new boo? No, definitely not. Definitely not. Okay. What about you? Um,

00:13:44.920 I've been single for like a year and a bit. One year. Okay. Yeah. And any relationships?

00:13:52.400 Have you had a relationship? Oh yeah. Um, for like five months, but we broke up like a year

00:13:56.720 and a bit ago. Okay. Was he also a? Yeah. He was like an Esche. Oh, I don't, what is that?

00:14:02.080 Oh, like he wears like TNs and like, he has like tattoos everywhere and like, he's got like

00:14:06.000 a rat's tail. A rat tail. Yeah. Like a ratty. It's like a little plat. A ratty. Is that what

00:14:11.700 they're called? Ratties. Okay. Um, and yeah, he was a bit of a bogan. Yeah. How do you define

00:14:17.000 bogan? Like kind of like really Aussie, like really Aussie. Like I don't really know how to

00:14:23.280 define it, but kind of just like Aussie and like, you're just like, yeah. Like I don't even know how

00:14:30.440 to define it. Okay. All right. Yeah. Just like a really like big Aussie, big Aussie. Yeah. He was

00:14:35.440 overweight. Oh no, no. Oh, okay. No, like a big Aussie as in like, he was really, really

00:14:40.580 Aussie. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. All right. What about you? Um, I'm single, have been for

00:14:47.240 a year and a couple months. Um, my longest relationship consecutively was a few months,

00:14:53.040 like maybe three months, but it was kind of on and off for four years. And is that the

00:14:56.600 one that ended about a year ago? No. Okay. So, but your longest relationship was a few

00:15:01.760 months, but it was on again, off again for a couple of years. Yeah. Okay.

00:15:05.500 How many times on and off or off and on rather? Oh God. Dozens. If not hundreds. Wait,

00:15:12.740 hundreds. Yeah. He was real into drugs. That would do it. Yeah. That'd do it. Um, which

00:15:18.560 what was his drug of choice? Meth. Oh, did you partake? No, no, no. Okay. Not you, but he

00:15:27.300 wait. So you said you on and off hundreds of times, how early on into the, this multi-year

00:15:36.980 long off again, on again relationship, did you find out he was on meth? Like the first

00:15:45.020 time you guys broke up? No. So I met him in middle school and then it was kind of like

00:15:49.540 a talking stage kind of thing for a couple of years and we started dating. Um, and then

00:15:54.680 it was on and off again. And probably about three years in is when he was like, oh yeah,

00:15:59.060 I tried meth. And I was like, oh, okay. And he assured me that he was not going to do it

00:16:03.120 again. And he did not like it. Um, and then we got back together and about two years later

00:16:10.320 he was like, yeah, no, I saw my body under the pier for meth. And I was like, oh, okay.

00:16:13.660 Wait, you, what about his body? He would prostitute himself for meth. Oh, that's horrible. Uh,

00:16:20.040 what? Hold on. To, um, yeah. I hate that for us. To men? To men. And you were dating

00:16:32.900 during this time? Yeah. It was not a good moment. I think you win the whatever podcast.

00:16:39.020 That's pretty wild. No, no, no. No need to apologize. Um, uh, okay. Is he okay now? Oh,

00:16:47.660 I don't really know. The last time I talked to him, he, it was like a year ago when I bought

00:16:52.380 my house and he was like, oh, congrats on life. And I was like, good to know you're alive,

00:16:56.820 dude. So, yeah. Huh? Uh, okay. So off, off again, on again, hundreds of times. Uh, all

00:17:04.400 right. We'll come back to that a little. I'll just write down meth. Okay. Uh, what about

00:17:08.840 you? That'll remind me. Go ahead. What about you? I am married and my longest relationship

00:17:14.360 was about 12 years. Is that your current? That was my ex-husband. Is it? So this is your

00:17:19.720 second marriage. Correct. Okay. And you have kids? We do not. How long have you been married?

00:17:24.460 April 5th. So a couple months. And how long were you dating before? A year and a half

00:17:30.040 for two years. So you've been together for about two years then? Yes. Okay. Two years

00:17:34.260 and no kids at all. No kids. Do you want kids? No. No kids. Um, don't want kids. Okay. Do

00:17:42.660 not like kids. Cannot have kids. Don't, don't like, Oh, can't have kids. Correct. I had some

00:17:46.900 medical issues about five years ago and got her taken out. Oh, like a hysterectomy? Oh, okay.

00:17:52.840 Sorry to hear that. All right. And well, before that though, were you inclined to have kids

00:17:57.340 or still not so much? I've never really had the maternal instinct. Um, I've always been

00:18:02.820 very career and school driven. Okay. All right. Uh, and your previous marriage, that was the

00:18:11.820 one that was 12 years, correct? Yeah. We are married for eight of those. And put together

00:18:15.520 for 12. Okay. All right. And Charlie, uh, I think you kind of went over it a little

00:18:21.500 bit, but we'll just, so married for how long? We've been married. We got married in May of

00:18:27.160 21. So that is, uh, three years. And then together, how long total? Uh, five and a half

00:18:32.500 years. Yeah. All right. Got it. And two kids under two. Two kids. Congrats. Boy, girl or? Yeah.

00:18:39.200 Boy, girl combo. All right. Girl is older. How many, how many kids total are you aiming

00:18:43.460 for? Uh, we'll see. Like a whole, uh, battalion. Yeah, we'll see. They, they, uh, a quiver

00:18:48.540 is supposed to be five. So we'll see. I don't think we'll get there. What's that? What's

00:18:51.600 that verse about children are a gift from the Lord. It's something along the lines of a quiver,

00:18:57.160 which is five. So there's this verse though. And it's something along the lines of, uh, children

00:19:02.380 in a man's youth are like arrows in the hand, something I'm totally butchering. It's the

00:19:06.940 quiver verse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So five ish, but I don't think we'll get there, but we're,

00:19:10.740 we're super blessed. I'm very happy. Perfect. Cool. Cool. All right. So that's everybody's

00:19:14.540 relationship status. Charlie. I mean, I'd like to, you heard a couple of the, uh, girl's

00:19:18.860 stories here. I don't know if you had any that you want. I'm curious about the, um, the,

00:19:23.500 the gold digging thing. Do both men know about each other? They do. And are they married

00:19:28.140 or are they single? They're single. And they're, they're cool with that? Yeah.

00:19:32.380 Everybody's different. Just tell me more. I'm curious about it. What would you like

00:19:36.680 to know? Do they pay you? Uh, not in so much as actual handing me buckets of cash. That'd

00:19:42.760 be cool though. Um, but yeah, both of them have been very generous. I like things that

00:19:47.000 way. Okay. Keeps the schedule freer too. So we can all see each other. Do they, have

00:19:52.100 they ever met? No. And so they, they're in like different, do you, would you mind if they

00:19:56.540 met? Uh, with me? Are you, are you talking about like biblically or something? No, I'm not

00:20:01.200 biblically. No, I'm fine. I'm just curious. Like if they were ever to like meet each

00:20:05.720 other, that'd be a, sure. Whatever. Okay. Interesting. Nick, if you can change the split

00:20:10.660 back to it. Yeah. Um, did you have any other questions? No, I'm just, why not three more

00:20:15.500 money, right? I think everything in moderation, especially moderation. So two is moderation.

00:20:25.640 For me, it's what works. It's, I, I like my life as it is. So that's what works. If

00:20:30.480 maybe I'll change, decide differently tomorrow. Cool. No, I, I, I'm, it's a, it's a brave new

00:20:36.660 world for me. I'm just learning. Okay. Uh, I wanted to ask Charlie, do you have any plans

00:20:42.240 to, uh, run for political office? No, I do not. No plans? No. I'm very happy the way

00:20:47.580 I am. No, no, I'm too young actually. Oh, you have to be 35. Yeah, that's right. I'm only

00:20:51.260 30. So I'm very happy with the life we have right now. So yeah, super blessed. Not even

00:20:55.240 in the future? No, no, no. You don't want it? No. Yeah. Okay. No, I, I love hosting

00:21:00.880 radio, love doing the podcast, love doing books, traveling the country. So. Okay. Got

00:21:06.100 it. I want to start off the show. We're going to react to a clip. Oh wait, I, did I pull

00:21:10.420 it up? Of mine? Uh, great. No, no, not of yours, but I definitely want you to weigh out when

00:21:15.060 weigh in on it. Excuse me. So Nick, it's actually in the Dropbox folder. I forgot to put it

00:21:19.720 on one of the tabs. It's, uh, let me get you, I'm going to see if I can just send you the

00:21:24.760 link, but one sec. Actually just go ahead, pull up the Dropbox folder. My bad. Forgot to

00:21:31.720 get this pulled up. It's, uh, Dropbox and then the videos tab. Uh, podcast, podcast folder.

00:21:41.600 Nope, nope, nope. In there. Podcast. So it's actually right there. The first one, the first

00:21:46.100 video. Wait, no, no, no, it's not, it's, it's in this one. Yeah, that one. Uh, you

00:21:52.300 should actually just pull it over to the tab. Do you want to know one of these tabs? Can

00:21:55.100 you mute the audio please? Yeah, I got it. Okay, can you pull it over please? Yes. You

00:21:59.180 got it? Yeah. Were you, were you able to like pull it into one of the tabs? Yeah. Okay.

00:22:05.100 All right. Oops. Oh, that laptop came out of nowhere. Okay.

00:22:13.440 Who has that one? Can you, can you, can you, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick? Sorry. Okay. Wow. All

00:22:18.860 right. Uh, Nick, can you, okay. At the very bottom there, Windows tutorial. Okay. Okay. And

00:22:29.040 that, all right. Go ahead and, uh, start from the beginning, please. All right. We're

00:22:34.780 going to have you guys react to this. Do you want to know one of the saddest realizations

00:22:40.200 I recently had was that as a liberal woman, it is really hard to find a man who is willing

00:22:46.540 to play the more traditional masculine role in the relationship in today's day and age, who

00:22:52.900 is not a conservative, a man who wants to pay on the first date, who wants to open your door,

00:22:57.800 who has that want and desire to take care of you and to provide, who is not a conservative.

00:23:03.840 And obviously as a liberal woman, I do want to be respected from independence. And I do

00:23:08.140 want to have my own autonomy in the relationship and not be confined or conform to the traditional

00:23:13.720 female homemaker childbearing role. And most of the men that I've dated who do have that

00:23:20.580 more natural provider masculinity about them are normally conservative. So I don't really

00:23:26.420 know what to do because I don't want to compromise my morals and values just to find a man. But

00:23:32.160 am I asking to have my cake and eat it too?

00:23:35.380 All right. All right. So we're going to get the girl's reactions just going around the table.

00:23:39.920 So what are your thoughts on the clip? And do you think that liberal women deserve chivalrous

00:23:46.820 treatment? Starting with you. Go ahead.

00:23:48.500 My question is, is liberal the same as progressive for the most part?

00:23:55.740 Yeah, they're largely synonymous.

00:23:56.840 They're pretty much synonymous, right?

00:23:58.420 They're cousins. They're not exactly the same.

00:23:59.700 I think because of that, it'll be hard for her to find somebody who's, you know, anti,

00:24:05.240 who has anti-liberal morals while still being progressive at the same time.

00:24:10.300 With that being said, I think she is also grouping morals into just like political values, which

00:24:16.860 is kind of dumb. I think she can find a guy who's morally in the right place with his head

00:24:23.440 and still doesn't mind that, you know, she goes to work. I don't know.

00:24:28.400 Okay.

00:24:29.140 Yeah.

00:24:30.120 Your thoughts?

00:24:31.040 I actually agree with everything you just said, because I feel like that's the only type of

00:24:34.640 guys I date. Like every guy I've dated feds under that. So it's not that rare.

00:24:39.160 Wait, every guy you've dated fits under what?

00:24:41.400 What? The type of guy that she described she's looking for.

00:24:43.820 So like liberal, feminist, progressive?

00:24:47.420 I don't date conservative men. Men that are like straight up conservative.

00:24:51.020 But you still get the traditional treatment.

00:24:54.040 Yeah.

00:24:54.440 Okay. All right. What about you?

00:24:58.680 I don't really have an opinion.

00:25:01.220 Do you think men should pay on the first date? Everybody?

00:25:03.880 For the most part, yeah. It shows your role as like you're willing and provider-like.

00:25:08.180 Like...

00:25:08.620 Oh, I totally agree.

00:25:09.540 Yeah. Any guy who went 50-50 with me is like...

00:25:12.180 So what do you think of the feminist movement that says women should go 50-50? What do you

00:25:16.080 guys think of that? Unlike the first... On dates?

00:25:18.080 I'm totally down for that. And then we're friends for life. We're not dating if we're going 50-50.

00:25:23.720 I go 50-50 with my guy friends, personally.

00:25:27.640 Well, so yeah, we'll go around the table. Who should pay on the first date?

00:25:30.640 Okay. Can you tilt the microphone down just a tad?

00:25:34.400 If it's the actual date, it's the man.

00:25:36.180 A little more. Yeah. Okay. What about you?

00:25:39.340 The man.

00:25:40.060 The man?

00:25:41.580 I think it depends on who asked... Like who asked the person on the date. So like if I

00:25:47.880 asked my boyfriend on a date...

00:25:50.460 Well, so first date.

00:25:52.080 Oh.

00:25:52.580 This is for first date? Or even your boyfriend? You would pay with your boyfriend? Wow.

00:25:57.540 Or like... Like say if I initiated the first date, then I feel like I should pay.

00:26:03.100 Okay. Well, with your boyfriend, when you guys go on dates, you've been dating for three

00:26:08.840 years. Do you guys kind of... Is it 50-50? Or how is it with your boyfriend?

00:26:14.260 I mean, he like usually initiates to pay, but I try to pay and help.

00:26:20.360 What do you mean you try?

00:26:21.340 Right. Or like, because he doesn't let me, so...

00:26:23.800 Okay. So like overwhelmingly for like dates and stuff, he'll pay?

00:26:27.420 Yeah.

00:26:28.000 Okay. And then before you met him, if you were going on first dates, what was your experience

00:26:33.680 there?

00:26:35.800 He'll usually pay.

00:26:37.580 The guy will pay? Because you said whoever asked should pay. For first dates, have you

00:26:41.280 ever asked a guy out?

00:26:42.660 No.

00:26:43.420 Interesting. Okay. What about you? Who should pay on a first date?

00:26:47.620 So that's... She's correct. That's the typical etiquette rule is whoever asks.

00:26:51.340 Asked is the payer.

00:26:53.380 For me in my romantic life, I like generous men, as we've talked about ad nauseum, so I

00:26:57.300 would not be attracted to a guy who wanted me to pay.

00:26:59.120 Has it been ad nauseum?

00:27:00.720 Not yet.

00:27:01.080 I don't know if it's been ad nauseum yet, but...

00:27:03.000 Okay.

00:27:04.300 What about you?

00:27:05.360 I think the guy, but...

00:27:07.400 Yeah?

00:27:07.900 I honestly don't mind. Like, I wouldn't go 50-50 with the bill. I would rather pay the

00:27:12.880 full amount or he, like, pay the full amount. You know what I mean?

00:27:15.820 Okay. Sure.

00:27:16.920 Yeah.

00:27:17.440 Yeah.

00:27:20.300 Yeah. Typically, I think usually the guy should pay for the first date, but then I feel like

00:27:25.680 after you guys have been, like, dating for a while, then usually, like, in my past experience,

00:27:32.480 I would take turns. Like, if I'm paying for dinner, then he would pay for, like, dessert.

00:27:37.420 Well, you were in a relationship for three years, right? So was that a case in your three-year

00:27:40.800 relationship?

00:27:41.300 Mike Davis donated $300.

00:27:44.120 Yeah. Thank you, Mike Davis.

00:27:44.860 What's up, Kirk? Panel epitomizes modern culture, where a pack of nobody girls can be on the

00:27:50.540 same panel as a man of stature like Kirk.

00:27:52.420 I don't hold that view for the record.

00:27:53.660 Charlie, you have a lifetime free pass at BK.

00:27:56.620 Burger King?

00:27:57.040 Keep America great.

00:27:58.220 He owns, like, a hundred.

00:28:00.160 Does he really?

00:28:00.600 That's him. Mike Davis. He's a longtime supporter.

00:28:02.960 Are you serious?

00:28:03.500 That's Mike Davis. He owns...

00:28:05.120 I want to meet him. That's cool. We'll arrange it. He owns, like, hundreds of Burger King.

00:28:09.480 Burger King.

00:28:10.200 He can be nicer, but I would like to meet him.

00:28:11.860 Yeah, he's a little sassy. He's a little sassy, but thank you, Mike Davis.

00:28:15.740 He could be a sweeter person.

00:28:17.060 Wait, so going back to you with your relationship, you know, what was the dynamic there?

00:28:22.800 Definitely when we first started dating, he would pay for a lot more because he had, like,

00:28:27.400 a source of income.

00:28:28.840 Okay.

00:28:29.100 And then the longer that, like, we started dating, it definitely went more 50-50.

00:28:34.840 Sure.

00:28:35.020 But also it kind of depended, like, if I wanted to go somewhere more expensive, but he, like,

00:28:40.660 didn't want to eat there, then I would pay because I want to go there.

00:28:43.880 What about you?

00:28:45.500 I'm, like, 50-50. Like, it doesn't really matter.

00:28:48.620 But, like, on first date, I feel like it would be good if a guy could pay just for, like,

00:28:52.100 a good impression, like, gentleman.

00:28:54.240 But when it comes to, like, further down the track, like, it doesn't really matter.

00:28:58.740 All right.

00:29:00.600 I think it should be 50-50 regardless of who asked.

00:29:04.340 Okay.

00:29:04.960 What about you?

00:29:05.880 I think the guy should pay.

00:29:07.120 I think it shows that they have more of a provider mindset.

00:29:10.320 All right.

00:29:10.940 I do want to get some follow-up a little bit on the clip.

00:29:14.100 We'll come back to it momentarily.

00:29:15.660 Charlie, who should pay on a first date?

00:29:16.720 Yes, men should always pay regardless of what date it is.

00:29:19.000 Yes.

00:29:19.340 Okay.

00:29:20.240 Yeah, no matter.

00:29:20.800 Men should always pay.

00:29:21.900 No questions asked.

00:29:22.580 Even if you have to go into debt, borrow money, it's a complete humiliation or embarrassment

00:29:25.720 to have a woman pay for a date.

00:29:27.360 All right.

00:29:27.860 There you go.

00:29:28.920 Do you agree?

00:29:29.820 Absolutely.

00:29:30.620 We agree?

00:29:31.620 Yes, sir.

00:29:32.880 I think it's the downfall of a lot of things in society where we're asking women to pay

00:29:37.500 for meals.

00:29:38.700 Men should, you should look yourself in the mirror and figure it out.

00:29:42.340 If you want to court a woman regardless of she.

00:29:44.760 By the way, women shouldn't be asking men on dates.

00:29:46.880 I mean, not that there's anything wrong with it, but I'm saying, like, men should be the assertive

00:29:50.060 driving force.

00:29:50.760 But sometimes it happens the other way.

00:29:51.900 Okay.

00:29:52.540 And sort of a follow-up question on some of your guys' answers.

00:29:56.300 Do you, going around the table, do you consider yourself a feminist?

00:29:59.720 Starting with you.

00:30:00.400 Go ahead.

00:30:01.300 I feel like that word has been so misconstrued.

00:30:03.920 For example, like, feminism has given rights to even, like, men who have had S.A. in the

00:30:11.840 past and they're able to speak up on it now or...

00:30:15.160 Feminism?

00:30:16.180 Feminism, it...

00:30:17.680 It seems sexual.

00:30:21.640 Oh, okay.

00:30:22.280 Yeah, I got it.

00:30:22.680 Yeah.

00:30:23.680 You know, I got it.

00:30:24.600 No, I'm just trying to keep up with the lingo.

00:30:27.240 Yeah.

00:30:27.400 So men who have experienced that, you know, women at one point weren't able to visit the

00:30:33.500 hospital without their husband.

00:30:34.900 And now it's given patient privacy in the sense that...

00:30:37.920 Wait, women...

00:30:38.700 Hold on.

00:30:39.380 Women were not allowed to get health care from a hospital.

00:30:43.320 Without their male counterpart present.

00:30:45.560 So if they had, like, a limb chopped off back in the farming days or some shit...

00:30:49.460 I'm sure they had emergencies.

00:30:51.100 They couldn't go to a hospital.

00:30:52.560 I'm sure they had emergency, but, like, in terms of checkups.

00:30:55.160 This is a new feminist talking point I've heard, that women were barred from getting

00:30:58.720 treated by a doctor in a hospital.

00:31:01.860 Without a man?

00:31:02.660 Yeah.

00:31:03.340 So I think it's called patient privacy rights.

00:31:05.340 I think you just kind of manifested this out of nowhere.

00:31:07.160 Oh, no, I, like, searched it up before I got here.

00:31:09.400 Women were barred from getting medical care.

00:31:12.360 Yes.

00:31:12.700 That's a new feminist talking point.

00:31:14.080 Okay.

00:31:14.240 However, let me finish.

00:31:15.780 Go ahead.

00:31:16.060 Just that one point.

00:31:17.060 I don't believe in a lot of modern feminist ideals.

00:31:19.860 I don't think men are worse than women.

00:31:22.580 I don't think women are better than men.

00:31:24.340 All that stuff.

00:31:25.120 So do you consider yourself a feminist?

00:31:27.140 I honestly, at this point in time, no.

00:31:30.920 Okay.

00:31:31.520 What about you?

00:31:32.580 As a nice, easy answer, yes.

00:31:34.540 Okay.

00:31:34.760 I think I'm just neutral on that topic.

00:31:39.940 Well, you got to, okay, you kind of didn't want to react to the clip there.

00:31:45.300 You're neutral.

00:31:47.900 Okay, let me ask you a question to perhaps help things along.

00:31:51.920 Do you believe in a patriarchy, that there is a patriarchy?

00:31:56.960 Into the mic, if you can.

00:31:58.180 Oh, I don't know.

00:31:59.560 You don't know?

00:32:00.880 Did you take any, like, feminist studies or sociology classes in university?

00:32:05.020 No.

00:32:05.900 Okay.

00:32:07.100 Do you think men run America?

00:32:09.860 No.

00:32:10.940 Okay.

00:32:13.920 Do you, I don't know.

00:32:15.820 I mean, I guess there's more, like, men, like, in positions.

00:32:21.680 I guess there's more men, like, in positions.

00:32:24.140 Okay.

00:32:24.380 And do you think that that's a problem?

00:32:25.940 Do you think there should be a movement towards egalitarian?

00:32:29.360 Equalizing it, yeah.

00:32:29.980 Yeah.

00:32:30.140 I think it could go both ways.

00:32:36.780 Like, if a woman wants to step up, then.

00:32:40.400 Sure.

00:32:41.020 Yeah.

00:32:42.280 It's a bit of a non-answer.

00:32:43.840 But, so, do you think there ought to be a movement towards egalitarianism and equality in all realms?

00:32:56.140 And do you think the current social order, at least through the feminist standpoint of there's this patriarchy,

00:33:05.220 do you think we ought to dismantle a patriarchy, if there is one?

00:33:09.380 I mean, I think, in the end, like, it could be equal, but I don't know.

00:33:19.880 Okay.

00:33:20.480 What about you?

00:33:23.160 So, can we define what you're using the word feminist?

00:33:27.180 My understanding was it was that women should have equal access to rights in pursuit of happiness sort of thing,

00:33:34.140 but I could be wrong on my definition.

00:33:35.940 Oh, yeah.

00:33:36.220 There's different.

00:33:36.620 There's second and third way feminism.

00:33:37.940 Yeah, there's different.

00:33:38.540 First, second, and third way.

00:33:39.740 I can define it if you want.

00:33:40.840 Yeah, absolutely.

00:33:41.540 Thank you.

00:33:42.000 Yeah, so first way feminism would be, like, the equal rights amendment.

00:33:45.260 No, going back before that, universal suffrage, that women should be able to vote.

00:33:48.740 Second way feminism was, like, Gloria Steinman, where she wrote The Feminist Mystique,

00:33:52.380 where she was rather nasty in her writing, saying that women are in a prison cell called The Home and barefoot and pregnant.

00:34:00.080 But that led to a lot of women in the workforce and a lot of career advancement for women for positive or negative.

00:34:07.700 Third way feminism is that any inequity that we see between men or women is inherently wrong.

00:34:13.180 So that, for example, if you have modeling, women should not earn more than men and men should not earn more than women.

00:34:19.460 You know, that if there's any inequity, third way feminism is very much as, I forgot your name, I'm sorry.

00:34:26.420 Karina.

00:34:26.940 Karina, you said it's rooted in a hatred of men more than the advancement of women.

00:34:30.280 That's third way feminism.

00:34:31.980 Second way feminism is more of a critique that child rearing, nuclear family development, those things are largely negative,

00:34:39.520 and that women should be allowed to be liberated beyond that.

00:34:42.320 I'm generalizing, but that's first, second, and third way feminism.

00:34:45.480 So first way feminism goes back to the passing of, you know, universal suffrage and all that.

00:34:50.800 So I hope that's helpful.

00:34:51.680 Thank you.

00:34:52.080 Thanks.

00:34:52.460 I didn't know the history well enough.

00:34:54.860 Hating men is wrong and stupid.

00:34:57.700 We need them.

00:34:59.420 If you don't like them, we need them.

00:35:01.920 So that's weird.

00:35:03.900 And then I think it's a shame if anybody, I like a world where people can do what they want.

00:35:08.140 And that's a shame that people have been told that being a stay-at-home mother, all these other things, having children, is lesser than.

00:35:14.880 Because it's not.

00:35:15.380 It's just different.

00:35:16.560 And it's not lesser than.

00:35:17.700 So I believe that's wrong, too.

00:35:19.360 So I guess it'd be a no.

00:35:20.400 Oh, yeah, absolutely.

00:35:20.860 Can I ask a question?

00:35:21.600 Do you guys think that women, if we were to get into a war, should be enlisted in the draft?

00:35:28.060 No.

00:35:28.700 No.

00:35:29.340 Does anybody think you should?

00:35:31.640 Because this is currently being debated in front of the Congress right now, the Senate.

00:35:35.480 Senate Democrats are pushing to say that men and women, if we were to get into a time of a draft, which we had back in Vietnam, both should be drafted into war.

00:35:44.840 Does anyone think that that should happen?

00:35:47.460 That's how the Israeli army operates.

00:35:49.540 It's true.

00:35:50.060 Right?

00:35:50.620 But they don't necessarily put them at the front lines.

00:35:53.620 Well, I think Charlie was speaking about the United States.

00:35:56.740 I know.

00:35:57.020 But no, you're right.

00:35:57.400 I'm just kind of comparing.

00:35:58.000 The IDF does have it.

00:35:59.080 Yeah, I'm comparing two together.

00:36:02.640 I wouldn't want to, personally.

00:36:04.540 Okay, good.

00:36:05.100 How about, I mean, war?

00:36:06.620 No war.

00:36:07.120 No war.

00:36:08.600 No.

00:36:10.280 I can get back to you.

00:36:11.320 Yeah.

00:36:11.520 Why are you torn?

00:36:13.160 I mean, are they going to pass the same physical standards?

00:36:15.760 Because then there'll just be fewer of them because of virtue of sexual dimorphism.

00:36:17.880 No, they're accommodated.

00:36:18.280 They're accommodated for female fitness standards.

00:36:22.300 When military activity requires less physical strength, it is more sort of hacking and flying drones from a building.

00:36:27.860 Perhaps women's military service could be different.

00:36:32.200 But does anyone think that women should be sheltered from the horrors of war and men should lead into the nastiest, ugliest things for society on behalf of society?

00:36:43.080 I've got to think about it.

00:36:45.740 It's a big question.

00:36:46.760 It's actively being debated right now.

00:36:48.380 And the reason I ask is because feminism, if it's implemented at its core premise, is they want equal outcomes but then also equal treatment.

00:36:59.020 Which is that if we go to war, women have to go storm Normandy Beach next time too, not just men.

00:37:04.280 That's a good point.

00:37:04.960 I want you guys to answer that question, but let's actually get the answer to are you a feminist?

00:37:13.300 I think so.

00:37:14.500 Okay.

00:37:14.880 Did you answer this?

00:37:15.960 Yes or no?

00:37:17.080 We can just get a yes or no.

00:37:18.540 Yeah.

00:37:19.840 I don't know if you answered it.

00:37:20.960 No, not a feminist?

00:37:23.060 Yes.

00:37:23.740 Yes?

00:37:24.280 A little louder, please.

00:37:25.360 Yes.

00:37:26.380 Yeah.

00:37:27.580 No.

00:37:28.720 I am not a feminist.

00:37:29.880 Not a feminist.

00:37:30.680 Charlie, feminist?

00:37:32.020 Whatever the opposite is, that's what I am.

00:37:33.780 Okay.

00:37:34.260 I mean, I love women, and I think women have a beautiful place to play in society, but especially third-wave feminism is a toxin on society.

00:37:42.160 And I think also the degradation of stay-at-home motherhood has been really, really dangerous and destructive for our society.

00:37:49.020 It should be celebrated as an option for women.

00:37:51.500 Sure.

00:37:52.180 And back to Charlie's question.

00:37:53.540 So going around the table, so this is something that's currently being contemplated.

00:37:56.880 I think, so my understanding is, they're also, instead of men having to register for the Selective Service, they're just automatically-

00:38:04.780 Yeah, so that's right.

00:38:05.640 Everyone automatically gets enrolled, male or female.

00:38:08.460 Male and female.

00:38:08.960 And it passed the House, but it goes to the-

00:38:12.380 Well, they're debating it in the Senate Armed Services Committee, and it very well might pass.

00:38:16.460 Okay.

00:38:16.720 Which is just, I'm just curious what young ladies think of the perspective of maybe having to go into the military at a time of war.

00:38:24.520 So the question is, do you think women ought to be drafted or required to-

00:38:30.920 Or protected from the draft, which would be my position.

00:38:34.960 A lot of conflict going on.

00:38:36.240 So do you think women ought to be subject to forced military conscription, a.k.a. the draft, a.k.a. the Selective Service?

00:38:42.060 We'll just go around the table.

00:38:43.480 What about you?

00:38:44.420 I wouldn't say-

00:38:44.880 Can you strain your mic a little bit?

00:38:46.080 Sure.

00:38:46.480 I wouldn't say that they should.

00:38:47.940 Perfect.

00:38:48.200 However, perhaps they have to have a more concrete role in their place, either at home or if they choose to serve the country, to do it in a way where it's not at the front lines.

00:39:05.180 Can I interrupt?

00:39:06.160 But the front lines argument, I think, is a little bit disingenuous.

00:39:09.820 Okay.

00:39:10.060 Because a drone operator is not the front lines, but you could kill more people as a drone operator than being on the-

00:39:15.200 So the question is, should we shield women from the ugliest front-line massacre situations that we can imagine?

00:39:23.260 I would say to reach optimal results.

00:39:25.560 If we're speaking on war, then yes.

00:39:28.060 Okay.

00:39:29.180 Yes, women should be drafted?

00:39:31.520 Yes, we should shield women from the draft.

00:39:33.640 Okay.

00:39:33.900 I want you also to think, sorry to interrupt, beyond results, too.

00:39:36.760 Do we have a moral obligation to protect women from bullets, missiles, and artillery shells?

00:39:43.520 It's an interesting question.

00:39:45.700 Not the missiles.

00:39:47.280 The other stuff I'm fine with, but the missiles, I think they can get the missiles.

00:39:51.760 Go ahead.

00:39:52.780 I don't think women should be drafted because, at the end of the day, it wouldn't really help the war in any much way.

00:39:57.720 Like you said, the drone-

00:39:58.440 Whoa, that's a really sexist statement of you to make.

00:40:01.020 No, because I'm making front-line, physical, you know what I mean?

00:40:04.840 Yeah.

00:40:04.960 Whereas, if you're saying, oh, should they have a place in the war?

00:40:08.340 Yeah, I feel like if a woman wants to be able to be in the war-

00:40:10.620 Wants to be able to be in the war, yeah.

00:40:10.880 We're talking about force, though, right?

00:40:11.900 Yeah, no force.

00:40:12.620 But if a woman- I feel like they definitely have a role in the war.

00:40:15.240 They're a good, smart, intelligent woman.

00:40:17.220 Can definitely advance the war for our side.

00:40:19.560 But you shouldn't just draft any and every woman in the terms of equality, you know?

00:40:24.120 Wait, you shouldn't?

00:40:25.160 In terms of-

00:40:25.660 Yes.

00:40:26.420 Wouldn't that not be equality, then?

00:40:28.320 Yeah, it wouldn't be equality in terms of a war.

00:40:30.280 But I'm okay with that.

00:40:31.760 But didn't you say you were a feminist?

00:40:33.800 Yeah.

00:40:34.260 I say that's an easy answer.

00:40:35.300 I'm a feminist.

00:40:36.040 But like he said, there's so many-

00:40:37.360 Terms and conditions.

00:40:38.780 Yeah, there's so many nuances and so many things with feminism where I don't agree with

00:40:42.280 everything he-

00:40:43.420 Like, if he says, are you that type of feminist that he just described?

00:40:46.280 No.

00:40:46.680 Of course not.

00:40:47.820 Wait, which-

00:40:48.540 The type of feminist that's for actual equality?

00:40:51.220 Like the third wave, you mean?

00:40:52.120 Yeah, I'm not third wave.

00:40:53.300 Or even second wave to its full extent.

00:40:55.480 Well, what about the feminists that, in pursuit of equality, want women to be drafted?

00:41:01.780 Which is very few, I think, to be honest.

00:41:03.280 Yeah.

00:41:04.020 It's mostly men that are actually pushing for it in the Democrat Party.

00:41:06.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:07.140 I don't think many women want that either.

00:41:08.940 Yeah.

00:41:08.960 Okay.

00:41:09.540 And by the way, just-

00:41:10.500 Sorry to interrupt.

00:41:10.920 I don't mean to interrupt.

00:41:11.460 Absolutely.

00:41:11.680 No, good.

00:41:11.800 The women of America are largely silent on this.

00:41:15.120 And for as much people hate Donald Trump, he was the one that said women will never be

00:41:18.560 drafted.

00:41:18.980 But I'm curious if we want to-

00:41:20.860 Yeah, well, just going around the table, do you think women should be subject to military

00:41:25.420 conscription?

00:41:26.460 That's the original.

00:41:27.140 I think if they have attributes that will proceed, then I think they should.

00:41:37.080 But if it's not going to-

00:41:38.540 Well, it would just be a blanket general draft.

00:41:42.840 So you're 2020, correct?

00:41:45.300 You're eligible.

00:41:45.980 You would be eligible for the draft.

00:41:47.500 Yeah, if I wanted to, then-

00:41:49.140 Not if you wanted to.

00:41:50.260 But being forced?

00:41:51.680 Yeah, forced.

00:41:52.060 That's what happened in Vietnam or World War II.

00:41:53.560 Every person, every able-bodied person.

00:41:55.420 How would you feel about going to war?

00:41:59.100 I mean, like, I wouldn't want to, but-

00:42:01.100 Like, if we go to war with Kazakhstan tomorrow, you're there.

00:42:04.900 You're in Kazakhstan.

00:42:05.980 Yo.

00:42:07.280 Are you-

00:42:07.980 I'm Uzbek-y.

00:42:09.180 Oh, okay.

00:42:09.680 Wait, is there conflict?

00:42:10.660 No, it's just funny.

00:42:11.420 Oh, okay.

00:42:11.720 It was so random.

00:42:12.620 I don't know.

00:42:13.540 I didn't want to-

00:42:14.460 Anyways.

00:42:14.940 Yeah, that was pretty politically neutral, I guess.

00:42:17.100 Sorry, what was that, Nick?

00:42:17.880 You wanted to pull something up?

00:42:18.800 But so, yes in favor of the draft for women or no, not in favor?

00:42:23.080 I just think if everyone does go to war, then, like, everyone goes to war.

00:42:29.960 Okay.

00:42:30.460 What about you?

00:42:32.940 I look at it from a biological standpoint.

00:42:36.600 Like, if you think about animal husbandry, after war, you tend to need to repopulate, right?

00:42:40.820 You have a lot of death.

00:42:41.700 Yeah.

00:42:41.840 So, sperm is abundant.

00:42:44.060 Uterus is busy for about a year, a little less, right?

00:42:46.840 So, when you do animal husbandry, you tend to need more females than a male.

00:42:51.700 Oddly, we have a 50-50 sex ratio.

00:42:53.360 I don't think anybody really understands why, because it probably shouldn't be.

00:42:55.540 But, that said, I think losing uteruses to war death is probably long-term more damaging for a society.

00:43:02.860 So, even if you hate men, like men, hate women, love men, you probably don't want to sacrifice the uterus people when you're going to need them.

00:43:10.540 The uterus people.

00:43:11.260 The women, right?

00:43:12.220 Because you're going to need them to repopulate.

00:43:13.700 So, I would not like a female draft.

00:43:15.760 Well, let's assume, like, the draft, you know, on a micro level, I think that argument makes sense.

00:43:23.020 But on the macro level, what's 50,000?

00:43:26.620 You know?

00:43:28.280 It's not going to...

00:43:29.020 And you're a pilot.

00:43:29.900 You'd be front-line bombing.

00:43:31.520 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:32.480 Just dropping them from above.

00:43:33.260 But, let me ask you, would you feel as if it's consistent with your nature to get in the plane and drop bombs?

00:43:39.980 No.

00:43:41.180 I would not enjoy that.

00:43:43.280 If I was drafted and it was my service, I would do it, because I love my country.

00:43:46.600 But I would prefer not to.

00:43:49.000 Well, there's been an attack on the whatever podcast.

00:43:51.240 They had female pilots.

00:43:51.760 You know about the night witches in Russia?

00:43:52.960 Oh, yeah, no.

00:43:53.580 We've done it when we've had to...

00:43:55.100 Incredibly qualified, but these are largely volunteer.

00:43:57.980 Well, the Russian is not as much, but they have exemptions for their draft.

00:44:02.780 What do you think on this?

00:44:04.720 I think it's up to the individual themselves.

00:44:09.500 No, but, okay, so the question is, like, this would be something that's forced.

00:44:13.040 Oh.

00:44:15.340 So, okay, so currently, I know you're from Australia, but I suspect there's probably a military draft or conscription in Australia where they have to register.

00:44:23.520 The men have to register anyways.

00:44:24.680 So, in the United States, I assume it's the same in Australia, men have to register for something called the Selective Service, which, in wartime, if the government opted to, you know, they couldn't find enough soldiers, they could force people, force males to join the war effort, become soldiers.

00:44:44.180 That's strictly men, currently, but Congress, the government, they're contemplating making it both men and women.

00:44:52.520 So, do you think women should also be subject to potential forced military conscription, a.k.a. the draft?

00:45:01.280 No.

00:45:02.520 Okay.

00:45:03.080 What about you?

00:45:04.540 Yeah.

00:45:05.240 No.

00:45:05.800 I personally would not want to go to war.

00:45:07.420 But, okay, okay.

00:45:08.300 So, that's not the question.

00:45:10.040 You personally wouldn't want to go to war, right?

00:45:12.020 Yeah.

00:45:12.700 But, speaking in generalities here.

00:45:16.540 Yeah.

00:45:17.240 It would, because you're 21, so you would potentially be subject to draft.

00:45:21.200 Yeah.

00:45:22.140 No.

00:45:22.660 So, women should not.

00:45:23.560 Okay.

00:45:24.660 I don't have, like, an opinion on it.

00:45:26.780 Like, I feel like if it happens, it happens.

00:45:29.340 If it doesn't, it doesn't.

00:45:31.240 I'm sorry.

00:45:31.860 You guys are giving the most non-answer answers to this question, but if it happens, it happens.

00:45:36.900 If it doesn't, it doesn't.

00:45:37.760 Okay.

00:45:38.020 Yeah, like, it is what it is.

00:45:38.640 It is what it is.

00:45:39.060 I don't know what that means.

00:45:40.800 I've read in.

00:45:41.440 Okay.

00:45:41.700 All right.

00:45:41.960 What about you?

00:45:42.360 Yeah.

00:45:43.080 For the sake of everything being 50-50, then, yeah, sure, go for it.

00:45:46.900 What do you think over here?

00:45:48.320 I don't think women should be drafted.

00:45:50.160 I mean, I know women aren't necessarily frail.

00:45:54.420 But I know we are a lot weaker than men, especially of the same size and stature.

00:45:58.420 I mean, they could beat us at any point in time unless, like, we have a gun.

00:46:02.820 Sure.

00:46:03.200 Granted, I know in war we probably would.

00:46:06.060 And then I think just the emotional trauma of, like, seeing somebody killed.

00:46:10.500 Females are more emotional than guys are generally, and that would be a lot harder for us to get over.

00:46:18.360 So, and then I would imagine no one has a problem if the war got really crazy for men being drafted.

00:46:23.760 Right?

00:46:25.220 I mean, just historically.

00:46:26.940 Right.

00:46:27.180 Men have been the ones who always are drafted.

00:46:28.300 So then, for those of you that said you were feminists, do you see any inconsistency between saying that you want equality, but you're cool with sending men to run into machine guns to protect your society?

00:46:39.480 Does anyone wrestle with that?

00:46:41.780 How do you reconcile that?

00:46:42.900 I didn't say I was a feminist, but it's definitely mental gymnastics, right?

00:46:52.800 No, but what I'm getting at, though, is that it's easy, and I know that you have all been so polite, but let's just dive right into it.

00:46:58.560 It's easy at times to bash the patriarchy.

00:47:01.240 Taylor Swift just today was one of her songs, F the patriarchy, and everyone in the concert screams that, right?

00:47:06.840 Can we Google that, Nick?

00:47:08.260 Well, it's a lyric to one of her songs of some name tag that was dropped, but she says it like a rallying cry, like F the patriarchy.

00:47:14.740 When it comes down to it, it's like you're cool throwing men to the front lines of war, but not yourself.

00:47:25.220 Why do you think the third wave has happened?

00:47:28.120 Do you think it's revenge?

00:47:29.400 Do you think it's a mind virus?

00:47:31.920 Well, I think it's a great question.

00:47:36.640 I think that it is an idea toxin where we have really denigrated having children and staying at home for a lot of women.

00:47:47.100 And some women, that's the right path.

00:47:48.400 For some women, it's not the right path.

00:47:49.740 But for a lot of women, it is the right path.

00:47:51.880 And there needs to be an ideological reason as to why you don't get married and you don't have kids for the vast majority of the population.

00:48:01.160 And they developed feminism where they said that for young women, becoming a CEO of a shoe company is as fulfilling as having children.

00:48:09.880 And for some people, that is true.

00:48:11.120 But for a lot of people, that's just not true.

00:48:13.680 And you look at the way Gloria Steinem wrote the feminist mystique.

00:48:20.820 It was, I feel as if I'm in an open-air prison, being a stay-at-home mom, barefoot and pregnant, basically, being in the kitchen.

00:48:27.940 And it started this whole push, which is where we are the same as men.

00:48:32.640 And that's the problem of third wave feminism is that it ties with the trans movement is they don't believe there's any sort of biological differences between men and women, which we all agree is insane, right?

00:48:40.200 That men and women are made completely differently.

00:48:43.000 And, yeah, I think it's a, I think it's an intellectual and ideological cancer that needs to be crushed.

00:48:48.600 And I think deep down, most people don't even believe it.

00:48:50.580 And the draft argument actually, I think, really draws that out.

00:48:54.420 But when it comes down to it, most American women are okay sending men to war, which you should be, by the way.

00:49:00.380 Do you young ladies, like if you feel like you say, I'd like to marry and be a stay-at-home mom and not work, if any of you would say that, I don't know.

00:49:09.680 Do you feel like other people would shame you that you get more social clout by saying something else?

00:49:15.300 I think it's praised right now to be a stay-at-home mom.

00:49:17.720 Okay.

00:49:18.420 At least from my social circles.

00:49:20.000 Interesting.

00:49:21.900 That's a new phenomenon.

00:49:22.820 Before we do move on, I'm not going to allow you guys to weasel your way out of Charlie's question here.

00:49:31.360 So just a show of hands, who of you guys said you were feminists?

00:49:36.100 I believe you and then you.

00:49:40.180 Oh, come on.

00:49:41.060 Don't, don't, don't, don't reel it back here.

00:49:44.940 So both of you said you're feminists, but you also said you're non-favor of women being subject to military conscription.

00:49:54.600 It occurs to me that feminism, in the most, I guess, generous definition I could give it, is a movement towards equality.

00:50:01.120 It's not, that's not honestly the definition I would give it, but to be charitable, I'll give it that.

00:50:06.020 So how do you...

00:50:08.020 Mick Davis donated $300.

00:50:10.220 Cook, I'm a fan, but stop that corporate nice Christian boy facade.

00:50:14.920 America is on its last leg being overrun by illegals and degenerates.

00:50:19.120 Oh, wow.

00:50:19.660 Okay.

00:50:19.940 A time for being nice and a time for war.

00:50:22.740 Now is time for war.

00:50:24.080 This is Burger King, guys.

00:50:24.920 This is Burger King.

00:50:25.740 It's Mike Davis.

00:50:26.940 All right, Mike Davis.

00:50:27.700 Thank you, man.

00:50:28.120 Appreciate it.

00:50:29.080 That's why men should be in war.

00:50:31.180 Yeah.

00:50:31.500 A woman would never say that.

00:50:32.580 Because they...

00:50:33.140 It's time for war.

00:50:34.840 I don't...

00:50:35.500 I've never uttered that phrase in my life.

00:50:37.360 No, that's a very smart point, actually.

00:50:39.040 And so, back to my question.

00:50:40.760 Those of you who consider yourself feminist, how do you reconcile being a feminist, being for equality, but also not being in favor of women being subject to forced military conscription the same way that men are?

00:50:54.800 Go ahead.

00:50:55.060 Um, because feminism isn't just feminism, as in if you're a feminist, you have to agree with every single thought and every single idea that every feminist pushes forward, like the draft, for example.

00:51:06.440 Well, it's not...

00:51:07.060 So, just like...

00:51:08.660 It's not clear to me if that's a feminist, like, specifically a feminist position.

00:51:15.060 Well, then if I'm not a feminist under your eyes, then that's fine.

00:51:18.460 I just...

00:51:18.800 Would you acknowledge, though, that that would be a pure equality between men and women?

00:51:23.020 Yeah.

00:51:23.280 So, you're not in favor of equality when it doesn't stand to benefit women?

00:51:29.520 Yeah, but again, I never pushed for 100% equality within feminism.

00:51:33.320 So, you only want the equality that benefits women?

00:51:35.860 No.

00:51:36.220 I want the equality that benefits humanity.

00:51:38.600 Okay, so look...

00:51:39.280 Like, as a society.

00:51:40.380 Okay, so if that is...

00:51:42.080 Are you guys then okay when you find out that women might earn less in the workforce than men?

00:51:46.580 Yeah, if it falls under that same...

00:51:49.040 Okay, you're consistent.

00:51:49.560 But if it's humanity and society, then yeah.

00:51:51.580 Okay.

00:51:52.380 I mean, I think women should be...

00:51:53.920 If women are doing the same exact job and producing the same exact amount, quantity, and quality of work, I think they should be paid the same.

00:52:03.080 Yeah.

00:52:03.260 But generally, that's not the case.

00:52:05.900 No, you're right.

00:52:06.720 Yeah, the law, you can't discriminate based on sex.

00:52:10.040 But usually, there's a lot of other factors, such as where you went to school, what you studied.

00:52:13.600 So, yeah, I'm just trying to flush out the consistency or lack thereof here.

00:52:20.700 Yeah.

00:52:21.020 I don't ever think it's men versus women.

00:52:23.000 It's like masculine complements the feminine.

00:52:25.300 So, I think the new wave feminism, if they're talking about, hey, women are better than men, that's like the dumbest thing that you can ever say.

00:52:33.260 Okay.

00:52:34.060 I think women complement men, which goes back to your draft concept.

00:52:40.740 Well, I'd like to ask you another question here.

00:52:42.300 Do you think women should be barred from volunteering for the military?

00:52:45.960 No.

00:52:46.740 Well, that's interesting.

00:52:48.440 They shouldn't be barred from volunteering, but they should be barred from being forced into conscription, despite men being forced into potential conscription.

00:52:59.660 I'm a little confused there.

00:53:00.540 What's confusing about that?

00:53:01.940 Well, why would you, if you're fine with women volunteering, why would you object to women being forced?

00:53:07.160 I feel like we made so many points on why women shouldn't be in war.

00:53:10.280 Do I have to go over them again?

00:53:12.300 I can't.

00:53:12.640 Did you make points?

00:53:13.440 I'm not sure.

00:53:14.400 Yeah, I did, actually.

00:53:15.560 Like, for example, a woman being sent out to war.

00:53:18.720 Well, actually, let's use her example.

00:53:20.040 That was one of the best ones.

00:53:21.520 If we send half women, half men to war, and we lose an incredible amount of population, what would it be of the country and our workforce?

00:53:28.040 Well, let's assume, women are the ones that are able to have one child at a time.

00:53:33.220 Some occasions, two, three, you have twins, triplets, whatever.

00:53:36.480 But one man can produce how many kids in a year?

00:53:39.400 One man can repopulate a population so much quicker than a woman can.

00:53:42.460 Okay, well, let's assume the conflict we get involved in is similar to Vietnam, where it's not like we're drafting, like, huge swaths of the U.S. population.

00:53:51.220 It's more like, I just Googled it.

00:53:53.520 But I think the United States military conscripted two million service personnel throughout the course of Vietnam War.

00:54:00.740 World War II was way more than that.

00:54:02.040 Yeah.

00:54:02.740 So, I mean, if we'd lost, you know, a million from a population perspective, I don't think it would be catastrophic.

00:54:11.740 But, again, those one million women aren't just one million women randomly.

00:54:16.200 They're occupying special type of forces, like, for example, teachers.

00:54:19.840 How many teachers would we lose because of that?

00:54:21.880 What do you mean?

00:54:22.040 We would get, like, 18 to 22-year-olds.

00:54:25.820 They're in the middle of doing OnlyFans or college or something.

00:54:30.160 All of Isla Vista would end up being the Marines.

00:54:33.640 So, let me ask.

00:54:34.280 If you can.

00:54:37.600 Okay.

00:54:38.280 The Bronisus donated $300.

00:54:41.100 Get rid of those silly Australian headbands twins.

00:54:44.560 I have been to Australia and all their women are like them.

00:54:48.040 Replace them with JoJo Lecce bags.

00:54:50.260 Charlie Cook looks like he's battling Metro Man.

00:54:55.040 Metro Man?

00:54:55.640 Anyone know what that means?

00:54:56.660 I have no idea what.

00:54:57.900 I think they're saying you look metrosexual.

00:54:59.580 Oh, really?

00:55:00.240 Great.

00:55:00.600 Rude.

00:55:02.160 Okay.

00:55:02.820 Thank you.

00:55:03.360 Appreciate it, I guess.

00:55:04.140 That was so cute.

00:55:05.680 So random.

00:55:06.980 Oh, I see what happened there.

00:55:08.120 Okay.

00:55:09.000 All right.

00:55:09.840 Where were we?

00:55:10.640 We were, I forgot.

00:55:12.180 Can I just ask a question?

00:55:13.360 So, if you are with your boyfriend or husband and there's a home intruder in the house, who,

00:55:18.860 who would you expect your husband to put himself first into that situation to take care of it?

00:55:25.500 Absolutely.

00:55:26.840 Or husband, boyfriend, or male counterpart.

00:55:28.920 I mean, I know my husband and I have had this conversation multiple times.

00:55:31.020 I mean, we have multiple guns in the house and he's told me, he's like, go hide in the bathroom and hide in the closet.

00:55:37.040 He's like, I'll take care of you.

00:55:38.660 I mean, and I, I know where the guns are and I know how to use them just in case he dies for some reason.

00:55:45.500 Or I can, you know, shoot and hopefully scare somebody away.

00:55:48.880 Right.

00:55:49.580 I think you were maybe in the middle of making a point.

00:55:52.340 You said, well, that they would be teachers.

00:55:55.500 And so that's why we shouldn't draft them.

00:55:57.200 Well, you were saying how, like, one million women dying doesn't really hurt society.

00:56:00.720 And I was saying that it does because women have a higher amount of, like, in certain roles, like, for example.

00:56:06.820 Women's jobs are more valuable?

00:56:08.000 Is that the argument you're making?

00:56:08.320 No, no, no, no, no.

00:56:09.100 I'm saying, like, a lot of women's jobs are already majorly women.

00:56:12.640 Right, but I was arguing your point about, like, you're making this point of, well, if all the women go and die to war, how are we going to repopulate?

00:56:19.580 But, like, I'm not, I don't think any conflict would reduce the female population to such a degree that it would, like, have some catastrophic, if they were drafted front line, whatever.

00:56:30.000 But, like, we're already out.

00:56:31.120 Actually, it'd probably be good.

00:56:32.360 I'm going to get canceled for this.

00:56:33.920 It'd actually probably be good for the population if women got drafted because here's what happens, actually, with the volunteer force of women.

00:56:40.900 If they ever do face a deployment, a lot of these female soldiers just get pregnant to avoid having to be deployed.

00:56:48.800 Genius.

00:56:49.160 So, actually, this is, wait, Charlie, this, hold on, Charlie, I think, actually, conservatives need to get on board with the female draft.

00:56:56.700 But, no, you have to stay pregnant.

00:56:57.560 Charlie, I need you to commit on the whatever podcast here that you actually are in favor of the female draft because they get drafted, right?

00:57:03.600 We draft only women, and then they're going to get pregnant so they can avoid, you know, being deployed.

00:57:09.580 If there is a pregnancy exemption, they still allow certain pregnant women to.

00:57:15.500 No, if you're pregnant, you can't be deployed.

00:57:17.180 How about, like, only third trimester can't get deployed?

00:57:20.120 But first and second.

00:57:20.560 Look, I'm just saying pregnancy jumpsuits, but they're not in the Air Force, which is just the same.

00:57:23.620 I think this could be a great talking point for the conservative party.

00:57:27.740 Let's draft the women, and then we'll fix the population problem.

00:57:30.680 Which we have a huge population problem.

00:57:31.520 A lot of women get pregnant.

00:57:33.980 We will have to ban smush-mortion, and, you know, just.

00:57:37.500 And then everyone's going to be raised in a single-parent household?

00:57:41.940 That's horrible.

00:57:43.460 No, of course.

00:57:44.340 I hate that.

00:57:44.700 They get married.

00:57:45.420 They get married.

00:57:46.320 They get married to their husband who's deployed?

00:57:49.500 Also, everything sucks.

00:57:51.440 We'll figure it out.

00:57:52.480 Anyway.

00:57:52.800 War is bad across the board.

00:57:54.320 Yeah.

00:57:54.620 But wait, so, okay.

00:57:56.060 Don't draft women because then we can't repopulate?

00:57:59.080 Is that kind of the argument?

00:58:00.120 Yeah, that was one of them, yeah.

00:58:01.060 Okay, what if we only draft, like, 100, or, excuse me, not 100, 1 million women?

00:58:05.440 Okay, so you want to put a marker on.

00:58:07.100 And we can draft 1 million women and unlimited men.

00:58:09.660 Wouldn't that also not be equal under your eyes?

00:58:11.200 No, just, like, say, 1 million women, 1 million men.

00:58:13.640 Or 10 million women, 10 million men.

00:58:15.320 That would be equal.

00:58:16.220 And if they can prove that those 1 million women are competent and would advance the

00:58:20.100 war just as much as those 1 million men?

00:58:21.820 Probably not.

00:58:22.660 Exactly.

00:58:23.120 That's my point.

00:58:23.680 We still draft them.

00:58:24.020 No, but that's my point.

00:58:24.880 No, but equality, we still draft them.

00:58:26.620 But wouldn't you want, in a war, the people going to war.

00:58:29.860 Then why do we have women for the volunteer force, which you're in favor of?

00:58:32.620 Because I do believe that the women who are volunteering know that they can provide quite

00:58:37.760 a bit to the war.

00:58:38.720 They're not just, like, you know.

00:58:40.560 Not really.

00:58:41.420 Well, I would assume so.

00:58:42.260 Why would a woman volunteer if she doesn't, if she's not certain that she can provide some

00:58:45.960 type of, you know.

00:58:47.340 Well, I mean, people volunteer for all kinds of reasons.

00:58:51.260 Some people do for financial reasons.

00:58:52.820 There's, perhaps they're coming from a, you know, very low socioeconomic position.

00:58:57.860 Getting into the military can be helpful in that way.

00:59:00.120 Perhaps people want an experience, discipline.

00:59:02.980 They want to serve their country.

00:59:04.560 That's true.

00:59:04.880 But I don't think most women would put their lives on the line and have that be their number

00:59:09.200 one option.

00:59:09.840 Just volunteering just because, like, shits and gigs.

00:59:12.200 Like, I want to volunteer, you know.

00:59:13.880 Okay.

00:59:15.240 Right.

00:59:15.600 So, I haven't really heard a compelling reason, at least from the feminist viewpoint standpoint,

00:59:19.860 as to why women shouldn't be drafted.

00:59:22.820 But why would you want women to be drafted, is my question, as a man.

00:59:26.300 For the sake of equality.

00:59:27.600 Who wants.

00:59:27.960 Yeah.

00:59:28.220 But wouldn't you want your country to, like, do good in war, not just for the sake of equality?

00:59:33.020 So, if I make that same argument about, like, the workforce, would you call that a sexist

00:59:37.760 statement?

00:59:38.920 With what exactly?

00:59:40.900 Would it be a sexist statement?

00:59:42.300 I'm not arguing this, but the same argument you're making about, well, wouldn't you want

00:59:47.220 the best for the war effort?

00:59:49.320 Couldn't you just make that argument about the volunteer force?

00:59:51.820 So, women can't join the military?

00:59:53.540 You could say about policemen, fire, police officers, excuse me, firefighters, et cetera.

01:00:01.320 I'm not really catching your drift.

01:00:03.460 You said, wouldn't you want the best people?

01:00:04.100 You don't want women, so you're trying to exclude women from other workforces, is what

01:00:07.760 you're asking me?

01:00:08.360 Well, you said, wouldn't you want the best people?

01:00:10.900 Yes, for the war.

01:00:12.100 Yeah.

01:00:12.480 Which is who?

01:00:13.340 Because, like, if we lose the war, is that not a big deal?

01:00:16.080 That'd be a big deal.

01:00:16.760 Yeah, so that's what I'm saying, it's kind of like, you know, let's put equality to the

01:00:21.180 side in terms of the war, because the war is really going to affect all of society, not

01:00:25.180 just man or woman.

01:00:26.220 But you could even draft women into positions of, for example, not front-line soldiers.

01:00:31.920 Cyber security.

01:00:32.260 Yeah, and if you can prove that those women are competent, and they can do that, then

01:00:35.580 yeah, go ahead.

01:00:36.160 That still wouldn't really be equality, but it would be closer.

01:00:38.760 It wouldn't, but that would be good, yeah.

01:00:39.620 It would be closer to equality, and actually most positions in the military are not front-line

01:00:44.560 combat positions, so I wouldn't, you know, so I'm just a little confused here.

01:00:51.400 What are you confused about if we just agreed on the same point, just because I label myself

01:00:55.280 as a feminist, and I have the same opinion within this as someone who's not a feminist?

01:00:58.940 But it seems like you want equality only when it suits women.

01:01:03.120 I've made that clear that I don't want it when it just suits women.

01:01:06.460 I want it when it benefits society.

01:01:08.300 Is that really hard to understand?

01:01:12.140 A little bit.

01:01:12.800 So then you acknowledge that there's an inequality that's currently impacting men, because men

01:01:18.500 are the only sex that are required to register for the selective service.

01:01:23.280 Yeah, that's an inequality in terms of, yeah, if one sex has to go to war, then one doesn't.

01:01:26.940 So your solution then is to get rid of the draft?

01:01:30.860 My solution to that would just be, let's not go to fucking war.

01:01:33.760 That would make shit equal.

01:01:35.200 Yeah, war bad.

01:01:35.980 But obviously that's, exactly, but since that's not a realistic thing that the U.S. will do,

01:01:40.440 and that's why we're just continuing with.

01:01:41.480 What if it has nothing to do with the U.S.?

01:01:43.480 What if there's a belligerent force like China or Russia or something?

01:01:46.120 Okay, well, either way.

01:01:48.220 Beating Cheeks donated $300.

01:01:51.360 Here is a point.

01:01:52.680 Feminism should have never been brought upon society by evil men pushing women to become

01:01:57.540 baby-less career boss B words.

01:01:59.680 In the West now, what are women currently oppressed on?

01:02:03.860 I'll wait.

01:02:06.900 Beaten, I'll ask that later.

01:02:08.760 Are you?

01:02:09.600 Okay.

01:02:12.560 So assuming we can't get rid of war, assuming there had to be a draft.

01:02:18.740 Exactly.

01:02:19.180 Do you acknowledge the current inequality that exists?

01:02:24.380 Yes.

01:02:24.680 You've asked me that question like four times.

01:02:25.780 But shouldn't you, as a feminist, be desirous of moving towards egalitarianism and equality?

01:02:32.740 I've made that clear.

01:02:33.940 No.

01:02:35.480 Not in every single aspect.

01:02:37.020 Let's get it a different way.

01:02:37.620 What would a victory for the feminist movement look like or your view of feminism?

01:02:43.920 What's my view of feminism?

01:02:45.740 Yes.

01:02:46.040 Or what is an injustice or something wrong in America that you would like to see remedied

01:02:52.000 or cured with your view of feminism?

01:02:54.480 Okay.

01:02:54.940 I can get real specific with it.

01:02:57.340 I work in the healthcare field and I see a lot of inequality within that.

01:03:01.120 So that's one way where I'm a feminist where I can see, okay, women aren't being treated

01:03:04.840 the best way within the healthcare field specifically.

01:03:07.340 They don't have the same rights as a man does specifically.

01:03:09.480 Wait, can you elaborate on that?

01:03:10.960 Do you mean patients or the employees?

01:03:12.820 Patients, yeah.

01:03:13.600 Okay.

01:03:13.840 Wait, can you elaborate?

01:03:14.820 What do you mean?

01:03:15.440 Like what is the inequality?

01:03:16.960 Patient care.

01:03:18.500 A man as a patient versus a woman as a patient.

01:03:21.320 Very different.

01:03:22.040 Can you articulate it a little further?

01:03:24.440 A woman don't have the same care as a man.

01:03:27.160 Isn't it the case that women use, like see doctors more frequently?

01:03:31.780 They get more, they're more likely to go visit a doctor.

01:03:34.280 Yeah, that's 100% the case, but that's because they're not getting adequate care.

01:03:37.640 That's why they have to keep seeing new specialists, new people.

01:03:40.620 Wait, wait.

01:03:41.060 I don't think that's the reason.

01:03:42.300 I think women just tend to care about our bodies and men only care when they're on their

01:03:45.920 deathbed.

01:03:46.540 That's like the typical reasoning.

01:03:48.420 Yeah, women, like for like Medi-Cal or whatever, I don't know what it's called.

01:03:53.440 The reimbursables for women are like seven to one.

01:03:56.860 They're more likely to use.

01:03:57.880 Yeah, especially under 50 women.

01:03:59.200 But it's taken me like six months just to get a checkup.

01:04:01.840 Like just standard.

01:04:02.940 I don't think that's because you're a woman, though.

01:04:04.600 You don't think so?

01:04:05.420 Okay.

01:04:05.680 I think that, why would it be because you're a woman?

01:04:08.180 I don't know.

01:04:08.580 Maybe because women's health care is harder to get.

01:04:10.440 I'm not sure.

01:04:11.440 That's just me shooting in the dark.

01:04:11.840 So you're talking like you're OBGYN?

01:04:14.420 No, just primary care physician.

01:04:16.240 Why would that be because you're a woman, though?

01:04:18.480 It actually might be because I have shitty health care.

01:04:20.700 It also could be because we just brought a couple million people from the third world into

01:04:24.040 this country.

01:04:24.880 Yeah.

01:04:25.120 That kind of creates long lines, but it's a separate issue.

01:04:29.020 Well, could you elaborate a little further on the health care thing, though?

01:04:32.420 Do you want me to just keep going?

01:04:33.660 Listing examples.

01:04:34.440 Well, you said women have, I don't know if you said rights, like women have X that men

01:04:38.580 don't.

01:04:39.260 Yeah.

01:04:39.640 Women are behind in the health care field.

01:04:42.640 So that's something I would want to see women progress.

01:04:44.980 Like in nursing?

01:04:46.160 No, as a patient.

01:04:47.700 I've made that clear.

01:04:49.000 Oh, as patients.

01:04:49.920 Yes.

01:04:50.180 How are they behind?

01:04:51.760 A woman doesn't get the same adequate care from her primary doctor, from her specialist,

01:04:56.160 from whatever person that a man would.

01:04:57.640 And that's been statistically proven.

01:04:59.540 I'll actually.

01:05:00.300 I'm in the health care field.

01:05:01.860 I see this firsthand by, I'm told about this by my coworkers, by my actual patients, by the

01:05:07.600 people I work for, work with.

01:05:09.200 So that's just my experience.

01:05:11.500 So you asked me for a specific example about feminism, and that's what I gave you.

01:05:14.960 So what would solve that?

01:05:15.840 Um, honestly, I'm not an expert within the health care field to be able to say, you need

01:05:21.060 to do this, this, and that.

01:05:22.640 But I just believe that there is something that could be done.

01:05:25.560 Do you think that women sometimes might be overemphasizing a condition that might not

01:05:29.760 be a big deal?

01:05:31.220 Um, no, I don't think so.

01:05:33.140 I mean, yeah, possibly person to person, there's many women who could do that.

01:05:36.900 There's many men who would do that.

01:05:39.300 How is that relevant?

01:05:40.060 No, if, because the survey you're citing is that women think they're not getting the

01:05:45.140 care that they deserve when I think they actually are, and then, then some, but you're right.

01:05:50.320 Men will not go to the doctor unless there's, they're missing a limb where a woman will call

01:05:54.800 their doctor as soon as they have a sniffle or a sneeze or a cough.

01:05:58.200 And so they're, they engage in the health care system more often.

01:06:01.580 So when you have more interactions and more touch points, you'll have more people who think

01:06:05.280 that there's an injustice when there really isn't.

01:06:08.360 I see your point.

01:06:10.640 And do you also, you, you, well, actually here, we'll come back to that a little bit.

01:06:14.600 I did also want to get an answer from you really quick on the draft thing, then we'll

01:06:17.280 move it along to a different topic.

01:06:19.120 Uh, you said you're a feminist, but not in favor of women being, uh, drafted.

01:06:23.140 How do you reconcile that?

01:06:26.200 I mean, I think that there should definitely, I think there should be definitely things that

01:06:32.000 are more, or I guess not more important, but like, I'm more for like, if, uh, me,

01:06:39.800 if I'm working a job in the lab and the man is working a job in the same lab, we're doing

01:06:44.160 the same things and we should be getting equal pay.

01:06:46.760 But what if you work harder than him?

01:06:48.940 Should you get more money?

01:06:49.700 Well, what do you mean like work harder?

01:06:54.300 Put in more hours, show up earlier.

01:06:56.480 I mean, wouldn't I...

01:06:57.460 What if you're better than him?

01:06:58.300 Then they would probably recognize the hard work that they're doing.

01:07:02.720 But I thought you said equal pay.

01:07:05.020 I mean, I think it would depend on like your lab position and like how high you are.

01:07:08.940 You have the same title.

01:07:09.900 Do you want, do you want it to be based on merit or just equality no matter what?

01:07:18.100 I mean, I guess like if you are working harder than I feel like you should get paid more regardless

01:07:23.160 if you're a man or a woman.

01:07:24.340 So men are more likely to show up early at work.

01:07:27.040 They're more likely to not take seven to 10 years off for having a child, whether you

01:07:31.120 like that or not.

01:07:31.900 More likely to ask for a promotion.

01:07:34.060 More likely to ask for a raise.

01:07:35.900 They're also more likely to get their boss to notice their hard work.

01:07:38.560 They're better at that than women.

01:07:39.900 So maybe it's not that women are getting paid less than men.

01:07:42.700 Maybe just men are better at working the corporate system than women.

01:07:46.520 Well, then if that's the case, then I guess that's something we need to work on.

01:07:50.060 Wait, I have a question.

01:07:53.560 Well, you didn't really answer the question, but you did bring up the wage gap there a little

01:07:56.820 bit.

01:07:57.260 So the question was about the draft though, because you said you were a feminist, but you're

01:08:01.380 not in favor of women being conscripted into military, forced military conscription.

01:08:07.540 So like, just how do you reconcile that?

01:08:09.060 Well, I think they brought up a good point about how like biologically women are not

01:08:16.900 as physically strong as like men.

01:08:19.880 And I don't understand like, or I guess like they do bring up a point, like how would it

01:08:24.540 benefit like the United States if we're putting more women onto like the military, if we're

01:08:33.300 not putting like the strongest like people out?

01:08:35.840 Well, if they're not benefiting, then why would we allow women to volunteer?

01:08:42.120 I mean, but that's like what, I mean, that's what they want to do with their time.

01:08:49.400 It's better than not having any volunteers.

01:08:52.680 Do you guys think the military would be better if women weren't in it?

01:08:55.780 If it was just men, hardcore men that want to win for the country?

01:09:00.060 You know women better than I do.

01:09:02.520 No women.

01:09:03.280 Do you think the American military was a better fighting force when women were not in it?

01:09:08.700 I think they're a lot more aggressive, a lot more assertive.

01:09:12.280 I mean, there's, I don't want to sound like I'm hating on women, but I just think guys

01:09:18.920 when they're, especially in a war, I mean, they're out there that they're wanting to be

01:09:24.320 out there fighting for their country.

01:09:26.100 Women, that's not our instinct.

01:09:27.960 What was your original question?

01:09:29.380 So would the U.S. military be better if it was just men?

01:09:33.520 Is that kind of the question?

01:09:33.960 Yes, and I say this for a group of women who know female nature very well.

01:09:37.480 You know your friend's female nature.

01:09:39.460 If you're trying to create a fighting force to defeat the Russians, defeat the Chinese,

01:09:43.200 and all these stupid wars, I agree with you.

01:09:44.820 But if you want a good military, should women be in the military at all?

01:09:48.380 Let's get everybody's answer on this.

01:09:49.760 Go ahead.

01:09:50.000 If you want the best military, not an equal one.

01:09:54.160 Just men.

01:09:55.600 Just men.

01:09:57.440 I mean, but women are such good FBI agents.

01:10:00.480 Like, we're just naturally good at...

01:10:02.080 Not private investigators, because women are the best at finding out that your boyfriend's

01:10:05.220 cheating on you.

01:10:05.800 Exactly.

01:10:06.120 But that's, we're not talking about that.

01:10:07.200 We're talking about...

01:10:07.840 So, how do we decode, like...

01:10:09.360 Just answer the question.

01:10:10.820 We're talking about storming Normandy, defeating the Nazis, winning a war.

01:10:15.320 I mean...

01:10:16.420 The Kazakhstans.

01:10:17.840 Oh, gosh.

01:10:18.560 The Kazakhstans.

01:10:19.120 No, the Kazakhs.

01:10:20.160 They actually had women in the military in the Soviet Union, but that's a separate issue.

01:10:23.320 Yeah.

01:10:23.680 Go ahead.

01:10:27.300 For the sake of argument, no.

01:10:30.540 No women.

01:10:33.900 Maybe no.

01:10:35.460 But also, make sure that every single man that is in there also is up to par.

01:10:39.360 Competent.

01:10:39.620 Exactly.

01:10:41.200 Yeah, I think if the men are really passionate about it, then no women.

01:10:46.180 Okay.

01:10:47.380 I don't want a world where people are barred from much.

01:10:50.300 Okay.

01:10:52.340 No.

01:10:54.660 No?

01:10:55.980 No.

01:10:56.420 I don't know if you guys even remember the question.

01:10:58.700 I don't know.

01:10:59.120 I'm trying my best here to kind of like...

01:11:01.520 It should be all men.

01:11:02.960 You think it should be all men?

01:11:04.140 Yes.

01:11:04.440 Yeah.

01:11:04.620 Okay.

01:11:04.800 I want to come back to what you said really quick here.

01:11:07.220 You did kind of...

01:11:08.020 When I asked you the question, you brought up the wage gap, like equal pay for equal work

01:11:14.000 or whatever.

01:11:14.700 Do you think that that should also apply to like police officers?

01:11:18.900 Like they're doing the same job, right?

01:11:21.900 Like between...

01:11:22.500 And like firefighters.

01:11:23.440 So like should men and women be paid equally?

01:11:25.560 Like between police and firefighters?

01:11:28.520 Yeah.

01:11:28.740 Yeah.

01:11:28.860 Like with police and firefighters?

01:11:33.060 Yeah.

01:11:34.180 Okay.

01:11:34.920 But...

01:11:35.240 Can I ask a question real quick?

01:11:36.280 Yeah.

01:11:36.440 Yeah.

01:11:36.540 For our two Australian friends, can I ask a question for you?

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01:12:25.720 The best paid female model is like 35 to 40 million dollars a year.

01:12:29.820 Oh, wow.

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01:12:42.900 However, in online pornography, female actresses earn way more than male actresses.

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01:12:51.080 Sure.

01:12:51.260 There's like...

01:12:51.540 What is it?

01:12:51.960 60% of men or something like that?

01:12:53.560 For sure.

01:12:54.200 I don't know.

01:12:54.880 Men consume pornography more than women.

01:12:56.580 Women increasingly so.

01:12:57.600 Right.

01:12:57.740 So, I guess for my two Australian friends, if you...

01:13:01.640 Do you think that there should be a law that says that you should earn the same as your

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01:13:11.860 Show the panel the opening scene of saving private Ryan and see who would still believe

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01:13:26.920 Yeah, so just...

01:13:27.500 Back to this.

01:13:27.860 Thank you.

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01:13:45.080 Nick, you want to pull that...

01:13:45.740 So, therefore, if there was a law generally in America where it says that women should be

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01:14:23.180 I went to a protest.

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01:14:26.960 I think men should be paid equally on OF.

01:14:28.980 That would be fair, right?

01:14:29.960 I have a question, though.

01:14:30.800 Yeah, I agree.

01:14:31.360 Do you guys set your own prices?

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01:14:37.720 Exactly.

01:14:38.260 So, how would...

01:14:38.860 You guys can implement, though.

01:14:39.780 You guys get the same.

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01:14:50.820 But in the abstract, it would say that equal work for equal pay.

01:14:54.280 That's literally what they just marched in the streets for.

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01:15:23.320 Should they have to pay both of them the same because it's equal work for equal pay?

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01:15:32.780 The women for the company.

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01:15:39.220 I don't have an opinion on that kind of stuff.

01:15:43.300 I think you both know the answer.

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01:15:53.400 That's a separate issue we'll talk about later.

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01:16:02.360 for work?

01:16:02.860 They're more likely to go make the second or third call for a promotion or a raise?

01:16:07.020 So the equal pay for equal work movement kind of falls apart when it comes down to online

01:16:13.020 female modeling, doesn't it?

01:16:14.440 Honestly, I don't think like, I think it should be fair.

01:16:23.200 Sorry.

01:16:23.580 I think it should be fair between like how much they earn, but it is actually up to like

01:16:30.100 how much you want to earn by the amount of posting you're doing.

01:16:33.860 If you're not posting anything, you're not going to make just as much as that girl that

01:16:37.340 is posting all the time.

01:16:39.960 Okay.

01:16:40.440 Me and Imogen don't earn the same.

01:16:44.520 She posts more than me, and like she makes more than me.

01:16:50.060 Is that fair?

01:16:51.460 I think it is fair because it's up to me.

01:16:53.780 I agree.

01:16:54.760 So shouldn't we structure all of society that way?

01:16:56.940 Who works the hardest gets the most?

01:16:58.300 Yes.

01:16:58.980 We agree.

01:16:59.940 The feminism is dead.

01:17:01.660 Let's say I work two hours a day, Imogen's working eight hours a day doing TikTok reels and

01:17:05.520 all of that stuff, like making content for the OF wall and everything.

01:17:08.480 She's earning more than me, but then I'm being like lazy and I'm laying back.

01:17:12.140 I'm not making that much.

01:17:14.520 You're making an argument for market-based capitalism pretty well.

01:17:18.120 I think that it's up to the men.

01:17:20.480 If like, if he was to work just as much as Imogen doing eight hours a day, then he should

01:17:27.080 just earn just as much.

01:17:29.260 By law or just let it happen?

01:17:31.140 Just let it happen.

01:17:32.100 Okay.

01:17:32.380 And if he falls short and he ends up earning half?

01:17:35.820 Then just work harder because she's been working harder.

01:17:38.280 Got it.

01:17:38.620 So when, if you look at a big company like Apple and I tell you that the female engineers

01:17:43.200 earn less than the male engineers, just let it happen, right?

01:17:47.260 Yeah.

01:17:48.060 Okay.

01:17:48.700 Just let it happen.

01:17:49.580 No?

01:17:50.040 Oh, no.

01:17:50.440 I agree.

01:17:50.940 Oh, yeah.

01:17:51.220 Just let it happen.

01:17:52.000 Yeah.

01:17:52.380 Okay.

01:17:52.660 I agree.

01:17:53.940 We are wrecking new age feminism here.

01:17:57.520 Destroyed.

01:17:59.340 Annihilated.

01:17:59.860 Okay.

01:18:00.060 Um, I want to come back really quick.

01:18:02.300 You brought up the wage gap.

01:18:03.860 Um, let's see, wait, hold on.

01:18:09.320 You brought up the wage gap.

01:18:10.780 You're saying, well, should be paid equally in, uh, you know, if you're doing the same

01:18:15.780 job, is that correct?

01:18:17.160 So you're, you're, and do you believe that there is a gender wage gap since you brought

01:18:22.800 up into the mic?

01:18:24.060 I mean, that's what we've been like taught in school.

01:18:26.620 Hmm.

01:18:27.520 Then it must be true, right?

01:18:28.820 That's what you've been taught in school.

01:18:30.520 Okay.

01:18:30.660 So, um, shoot, I missed my notes on the specific thing with the wage gap.

01:18:38.020 Uh, this is kind of an interesting stat that we found out recently.

01:18:41.300 So what are your thoughts on, for example, they actually found that Asian women out earn

01:18:46.640 white men.

01:18:48.220 Do you subscribe to that wage gap?

01:18:50.040 Uh, I don't know.

01:18:54.940 Nick, could you pull up the data on that?

01:18:58.400 So median weekly earnings of full-time workers, white men versus Asian women.

01:19:03.140 So you have white men, Asian women there recently.

01:19:05.480 Just the Asian women, you're got, you guys are killing it.

01:19:08.480 Good job, Maddie.

01:19:09.680 Good job, Maddie back there.

01:19:10.840 Why is that?

01:19:11.580 You guys are killing it.

01:19:12.800 Do we know why?

01:19:13.600 Good for you guys.

01:19:14.740 Uh, cool.

01:19:16.540 Uh, different.

01:19:17.440 I don't know.

01:19:18.040 Like, okay.

01:19:18.720 Is it a skill issue?

01:19:20.040 Something like this?

01:19:20.780 I don't know, man.

01:19:22.900 But is, so is this perhaps evidence of Asian women oppressing white men?

01:19:30.420 I think that's what it is.

01:19:31.460 Oh my God.

01:19:31.880 I think Asian women are oppressing white, I'm kidding, men.

01:19:35.540 Or just working harder.

01:19:36.840 Could be.

01:19:37.600 Could.

01:19:38.060 Sometimes merit explains.

01:19:39.500 Sometimes merit explains a lot of this.

01:19:41.200 Almost all the time.

01:19:42.220 Oh, I remember my question.

01:19:43.760 I agree with you.

01:19:43.980 Um, sports.

01:19:46.200 So, you know, when it comes to basketball, soccer, there's been a bunch of articles on

01:19:50.760 this.

01:19:51.260 Do you think that, uh, women in sports should be paid the same as the men in sports?

01:19:56.040 So, like, men's basketball, women's basketball.

01:19:58.000 I want to start with you.

01:19:59.480 I'll open it up to the rest of the panel.

01:20:01.960 I mean, I think that generally the men's sports are watched more.

01:20:06.520 So, I think it would make sense that they would get paid more.

01:20:08.920 Okay.

01:20:09.000 Because they have more, like, views and sponsorships.

01:20:11.500 Okay.

01:20:11.660 Anybody want to say, I agree with that.

01:20:14.660 I mean.

01:20:15.300 Any object, anyone object to the differential payment, though, in sports?

01:20:19.440 Should, should it be equal in sports?

01:20:23.540 Should it be equal?

01:20:25.260 You're talking about?

01:20:25.780 Female, female basketball player, should he, should be paid the same as male basketball

01:20:28.980 player?

01:20:29.220 It's like the most based panel ever.

01:20:31.100 Well.

01:20:31.540 You're talking about pro sports, not like the Title IX stuff in colleges and, like, spending

01:20:35.380 on sports?

01:20:35.420 Professional sports.

01:20:36.180 Okay.

01:20:36.500 Professional sports, yeah.

01:20:37.520 Let's say, like, where I grew up in San Antonio.

01:20:38.860 I mean, we had the Spurs.

01:20:39.600 You don't have thoughts on this?

01:20:40.720 No.

01:20:40.960 No thoughts?

01:20:41.180 I feel like it's equal.

01:20:41.960 Yeah, that's fair.

01:20:43.120 If men's sports are watched on the one.

01:20:43.820 No, but so women don't earn as much as men do.

01:20:46.980 Okay.

01:20:47.180 Yeah.

01:20:47.440 Okay.

01:20:47.820 Reasonable.

01:20:48.680 All right.

01:20:49.220 And by the way, JSR, I'll just quickly adjust your message that came through.

01:20:53.280 By the way, I've just paused them temporarily really quick just to get through a few things.

01:20:56.980 I'll let a few of them come in.

01:20:58.460 JSR, yes, the scene from Saving Private Ryan, absolutely excellent.

01:21:02.380 Also, All Quiet on the Western Front.

01:21:04.640 It's available on Netflix.

01:21:06.000 Strongly encourage you guys to watch that.

01:21:07.660 It kind of shows the just savagery and brutality of warfare.

01:21:13.260 So, okay, we hit that.

01:21:16.900 We've hit the draft stuff.

01:21:18.800 Actually, really quick on the draft stuff.

01:21:20.640 Charlie, I've got to push back here against you a little bit here.

01:21:23.920 I'm actually, so I'm in favor, Charlie, of women being drafted.

01:21:28.900 Now, here's why, Charlie.

01:21:30.280 First off, actually, that just occurred to me, the whole, like, well, then they would just get pregnant.

01:21:34.500 The fertility thing.

01:21:35.020 The fertility thing.

01:21:35.480 You know, they'd just go and get pregnant to avoid deployment.

01:21:39.600 Service guarantees citizenship.

01:21:41.380 That's the other thing.

01:21:42.300 And then also, you know, I say frontline combat, too.

01:21:48.140 Like, you know, soften them up a little bit.

01:21:50.320 Then when the men come in, like, soften up the enemy.

01:21:52.840 So, like, send the women first.

01:21:54.080 Right, right, right.

01:21:54.500 And then, like, you know, they, like, soften them up.

01:21:56.740 And then, like, the guys can come in and, like, finish the job, you know?

01:21:59.720 Like a shield.

01:22:00.500 Do you concur?

01:22:01.480 To use women as human shields?

01:22:02.900 No, not as human shields.

01:22:04.000 As a stupid war?

01:22:04.740 No, no, no.

01:22:05.240 But, like, throw them in, soften them up a little bit.

01:22:08.060 Oh, use, like, throw them forward as, like.

01:22:09.700 As a combat.

01:22:10.900 What are we supposed to do?

01:22:11.760 Flirt with them?

01:22:13.220 We can come in and take all the credit.

01:22:15.380 Oh, yeah, I'm not sure I'm on board for that.

01:22:17.320 Okay.

01:22:17.540 They do use women as honeypots.

01:22:19.360 Well, think it over a little bit.

01:22:21.460 Okay, so, I didn't want to ask.

01:22:26.120 I don't know why I wrote this down.

01:22:27.760 I wrote down capitalism for some reason.

01:22:30.020 Just really quick, is everybody in favor of capitalism, or would you prefer some other?

01:22:34.720 I mean, it creates, like, problems, like the overusage of adult content, for example.

01:22:43.340 I think that's a product of capitalism.

01:22:45.060 So, there wouldn't be no OnlyFans if we were, like, communist or whatever?

01:22:48.840 I think there, probably not.

01:22:51.440 Charlie would.

01:22:51.980 There's probably still going to be, like, some runaround.

01:22:53.520 It's pretty bad.

01:22:53.740 Maybe we should.

01:22:54.160 But, I mean, no, that doesn't mean, that, no, one doesn't negate the other.

01:22:58.900 Okay, fair enough.

01:22:59.320 I still, yeah.

01:22:59.760 So, in favor of, I don't know why I wrote this down, but I have, okay.

01:23:04.800 In favor of capitalism, or do you prefer, would you prefer, like, socialism, communism?

01:23:09.720 Capitalism is okay.

01:23:10.640 Okay.

01:23:11.660 I say it's fuck capitalism, actually.

01:23:13.760 But, I also, that's the only option we have at the moment.

01:23:16.580 I'm not for socialists or communism or any of that.

01:23:19.260 Okay.

01:23:19.780 Yeah.

01:23:19.960 So, you acknowledge that there's issues within capitalism, but despite those issues, it is

01:23:25.020 currently the best system that we have.

01:23:26.520 Exactly.

01:23:26.960 Okay.

01:23:29.080 I don't really have an opinion.

01:23:32.800 So, if, let's say we were communist, you would not be able to, if it was a, like, you

01:23:38.240 wouldn't be able to, like, dye your hair blonde if it was communist.

01:23:43.040 How do you know my hair's dyed?

01:23:45.100 What's that?

01:23:45.840 How do you know my hair's dyed?

01:23:46.900 Um, just a guess, just a hunch, you know?

01:23:54.700 Oh, so, like, can you just define it, then?

01:23:57.440 Hair dye?

01:23:58.320 No, like...

01:23:58.840 Or define what?

01:23:59.640 Commun?

01:24:00.060 Yeah.

01:24:01.100 I'm gonna...

01:24:02.220 What is communism?

01:24:03.460 Charlie Kirk here.

01:24:03.940 I'm not saying this.

01:24:05.060 Do they teach communism in college anymore?

01:24:08.360 Or, like, I'm just saying, like, why do you bring up me being blonde?

01:24:11.760 Well, he was making a tongue-in-cheek point of saying that in communism, it's for

01:24:16.880 total control of one's life.

01:24:19.080 Totalitarianism.

01:24:19.640 So, you can get stupid and arbitrary rules like that.

01:24:24.220 You probably wouldn't be able to buy hair dye.

01:24:26.680 Yeah, communist dictatorships, yeah.

01:24:28.900 Maybe they prioritize that, I don't know.

01:24:31.120 Maybe.

01:24:33.100 Here, just a show of hands.

01:24:34.140 Anybody against capitalism?

01:24:35.860 So, I'll just move it along.

01:24:37.020 I think total unfettered capitalism is a little brutal.

01:24:40.240 That's why we have, you know, antitrust laws and some things to regulate when it's completely

01:24:44.880 unfettered.

01:24:45.460 But, for sure, it's...

01:24:46.720 There was...

01:24:47.420 I'm gonna get it wrong, but there's somebody famous who said it's a terrible system, but

01:24:50.440 better than all the others, right?

01:24:51.560 Sure.

01:24:51.880 Okay, I think that's nobody.

01:24:52.860 I'll let a couple of these chats come in.

01:24:54.400 They're gonna come in in just a second.

01:24:56.420 Then we're gonna...

01:24:56.940 I want to come back to that clip we saw, because we didn't really get a full reaction to it.

01:25:00.560 Then we have a couple of other things we need to react to.

01:25:03.720 Sorry, guys.

01:25:04.280 We're just letting a few of these come in, and I'm gonna let...

01:25:09.120 Ah, shoot.

01:25:09.840 Sorry, guys.

01:25:10.480 We're on a delay here.

01:25:12.560 By the way, guys, Charlie's book, Right Wing Revolution.

01:25:16.700 It's going great.

01:25:17.600 You guys can all get a copy.

01:25:18.380 Dr. Lappi donated $300.

01:25:20.060 Thank you, Doc.

01:25:20.700 Bangs Jr., there are more women than men doctors in primary care, and there is a specialty exclusively

01:25:26.380 devoted to women's health.

01:25:28.520 Men do not.

01:25:29.200 How are women patients underserved?

01:25:32.280 Cheers, Charlie.

01:25:34.740 Do you want to address that really quick?

01:25:36.340 How are female patients underserved?

01:25:39.580 I don't feel like addressing that right now.

01:25:41.340 We've already moved way past that.

01:25:43.480 Do you want to add, like, one little thing?

01:25:45.640 I'm good.

01:25:46.860 I'll ask you a question.

01:25:47.940 We're not gonna debate it, at least now anyways.

01:25:50.140 Do you think that part of your position on that has to do with abortion rights?

01:25:54.900 Yeah, slightly, yeah.

01:25:56.360 Okay, we can, I'll write that down, perhaps if time permitting, we'll get to that in a bit.

01:26:01.820 Joe Murphy, hold on, where was the other one?

01:26:04.000 Sorry, guys, a couple of these chats are coming in.

01:26:06.040 I'm gonna read them, and then we'll get back to the reaction to that clip that we pulled up.

01:26:10.260 Kirk, can you make the same argument about equal pay about any other institution but only fans?

01:26:17.140 Yeah, healthcare.

01:26:18.620 Okay.

01:26:19.120 Female nurses earn more than male nurses.

01:26:21.260 Thank you.

01:26:21.620 And there are also more female nurses than male nurses.

01:26:23.860 All right.

01:26:24.160 And also teaching as well.

01:26:25.220 Elementary school teaching.

01:26:26.320 There's also more women that are OBGYNs than men.

01:26:30.560 OBGYNs.

01:26:31.460 All right.

01:26:32.200 And then Cheeks here says,

01:26:33.960 I'm extremely disappointed that nobody on the panel knows what real feminism is.

01:26:38.040 An extreme short feminism is the destruction of the nuclear family.

01:26:43.360 Patriarchy never was about equality.

01:26:45.240 Drizzle, drizzle.

01:26:46.120 Okay, thank you, Cheeks.

01:26:47.040 Appreciate it.

01:26:47.780 By the way, if you can, just scoot into the table a little bit.

01:26:49.660 You're just getting cut out of frame there.

01:26:51.980 Okay, thank you, guys.

01:26:52.800 I'm going to pause it just temporarily just to get through our next couple things,

01:26:58.140 and then I'll get the soup chats later.

01:27:00.120 So going back, if you guys recall that clip that we were looking at,

01:27:04.160 so you guys all remember essentially she's this kind of more liberal, progressive woman

01:27:09.180 who's like upset that she can't find, at least among the men that she wants to date that match her values

01:27:16.460 and match her progressive, liberal, feminist values.

01:27:19.980 She doesn't get the traditional treatment from those guys.

01:27:22.800 What are your thoughts on that, on the clip?

01:27:26.640 And also, do you think liberal women deserve chivalrous treatment?

01:27:33.160 So I think we were...

01:27:35.980 I'll just ask you, do you think liberal women deserve chivalrous treatment?

01:27:39.540 Can you explain more on that?

01:27:51.240 So do you want me to repeat the question?

01:27:55.880 So, okay, do you think liberal women deserve...

01:27:58.000 Do you know chivalry, right?

01:27:59.240 Yeah.

01:27:59.580 The guy opening the car door, paying for the first date.

01:28:01.740 Walking next to, on the left side of you on the street instead of the right side,

01:28:07.820 so he's walking closer to the car in case something happens.

01:28:10.420 Sorry, I got it.

01:28:10.980 Do you agree on that?

01:28:12.040 So do you think liberal women, because chivalrous treatment,

01:28:17.080 I would categorize as traditional treatment,

01:28:21.240 but it's not clear to me if liberal, progressive women are traditional women?

01:28:28.460 So you're asking me...

01:28:30.720 Do you think liberal women...

01:28:32.620 So let me hear.

01:28:33.620 Do you think non-traditional women are deserving of traditional treatment

01:28:38.100 or chivalrous treatment?

01:28:39.080 No, I don't know.

01:28:48.040 All right, what about you?

01:28:50.680 Deserving.

01:28:51.460 I mean, I don't think it's for me to say what people deserve and don't deserve,

01:28:55.180 but I do think that if you're dating liberal men,

01:28:58.680 you're less likely to get the sort of traditional types of things.

01:29:01.500 We see that in Scandinavia, for instance,

01:29:03.020 where women have even more power and money per capita than here,

01:29:07.220 and so men are very 50-50.

01:29:09.080 I'm actually...

01:29:09.660 I'll just get your guys' answers again, if you already answered it.

01:29:13.040 Do you think liberal women deserve chivalrous treatment?

01:29:16.140 Of course.

01:29:17.660 And you said you've received it.

01:29:19.040 Yeah, every guy I've dated.

01:29:20.720 Because you consider yourself progressive, right?

01:29:22.740 Yeah.

01:29:23.280 Liberal, feminist.

01:29:24.960 Yeah, I'm not like hardcore liberal, but I'm progressive,

01:29:27.400 and I don't see a reason to ever date someone who wouldn't give me chivalry.

01:29:32.520 It's kind of like art.

01:29:33.240 I think every woman deserves the wonderful experience of a man courting her

01:29:39.660 and treating her well and respectful, da-da-da.

01:29:44.480 I agree.

01:29:46.100 I think that they deserve to experience.

01:29:50.360 Yeah.

01:29:50.860 And so you deserve that, correct?

01:29:53.020 Yeah, I think I deserve it.

01:29:54.340 Yeah, I think women, or liberal women, do deserve that.

01:29:59.780 Okay.

01:30:00.420 Yeah, I agree with that as well.

01:30:02.760 I think ladies deserve to be treated like ladies, and not all women are ladies.

01:30:07.140 Well put.

01:30:07.820 Okay.

01:30:09.220 Let's say I think everybody deserves the experience of at least once having a chivalrous guy.

01:30:14.960 I don't believe that all women want the chivalry, especially the more progressive feminist.

01:30:21.900 That's true.

01:30:22.980 Okay.

01:30:23.840 Charlie, I think you recall the clip.

01:30:26.120 Yep.

01:30:26.460 I mean, you don't always get what you deserve in life.

01:30:28.760 But, yes, every woman should be treated the same, regardless of their political views.

01:30:32.580 But if you are a progressive and you go out of your way to go, you know, date femboys,

01:30:36.720 then don't be surprised when they can't even hold the door when they open it.

01:30:40.620 Well, I have a question for you, Charlie.

01:30:42.180 I mean, do you think the type of men that are more likely to give women that more traditional treatment,

01:30:48.460 do you think they would lean more conservative or liberal?

01:30:52.260 Chivalrous treatment?

01:30:53.140 Chivalrous.

01:30:53.460 Oh, conservative, without a doubt.

01:30:54.740 Yeah.

01:30:54.800 Yeah, without a doubt.

01:30:55.500 I mean, and that's a generalization.

01:30:57.480 I mean, there's exceptions to every rule.

01:30:58.740 But the vast majority of conservative men would, at least everything I understand,

01:31:03.560 would consider it to be insane not to treat the lady with chivalry.

01:31:07.100 Because conservative, the conservative movement in general is much more understanding and appreciative

01:31:12.720 and trying to protect the natural order of male-female differences and distinctions.

01:31:19.800 And that's one of our differences.

01:31:21.300 Do you have a thought on that?

01:31:22.060 I have a question.

01:31:23.320 I completely agree with what you said right there.

01:31:25.100 But what would you say about incels who describe themselves as part of the conservative community?

01:31:30.460 Incels?

01:31:30.900 So they should go find a wife.

01:31:35.660 That's what I say, regardless.

01:31:37.220 I mean, I think that it's destructive if we have a...

01:31:41.920 Single men is a big problem.

01:31:43.660 In the Bible, it says, God said to Adam, it's not good for man to be alone.

01:31:48.560 Men being single over 30 is a big problem.

01:31:51.920 And by the way, women being single over 30 is also a big problem, and I talk about that.

01:31:56.140 But single men are more likely to commit crimes, more likely to go to jail, more likely to get into drugs,

01:32:00.180 more likely to be isolated and distant on society.

01:32:03.380 Men need women as much as women need men.

01:32:05.200 So if it was up to you, you wouldn't allow the incels to be a part of the...

01:32:08.920 Well, allow.

01:32:09.500 I mean, if you believe in my value system, but if I ever confront it, I'm going to tell you,

01:32:13.380 get your life together, get your act together.

01:32:15.100 That's valid.

01:32:15.500 Stop being a loser.

01:32:16.480 Valid.

01:32:16.840 This is actually a perfect segue into our next segment.

01:32:24.180 Charlie, you came under a bit of heat.

01:32:26.360 I've never said anything controversial.

01:32:28.560 Never.

01:32:29.260 You got some backlash.

01:32:31.280 You got slammed.

01:32:32.520 That's what the news articles...

01:32:33.620 Nick, can you pull those up?

01:32:34.300 Can I give them a trigger warning before we...

01:32:35.660 Oh, true.

01:32:36.360 This is a spicy clip, but you guys can say whatever you want about me.

01:32:40.300 But it's not the full context, just so we're clear.

01:32:42.540 Got it.

01:32:42.720 But I did say it.

01:32:44.280 Yeah.

01:32:44.700 So, Nick, pull those up.

01:32:45.700 There's some news articles.

01:32:47.280 You're always in the news, Charlie, but you said...

01:32:50.860 I mean, and I think they're probably taking you a little bit out of context, but Arizona

01:32:54.620 Republic birth...

01:32:54.740 I said it, but that's not the totality of the point, right?

01:32:57.440 Birth control is why women are so bitter.

01:32:59.320 Slammed.

01:32:59.800 That's not the only reason.

01:33:01.400 You got slammed for calling women the third...

01:33:04.560 And I said hormonal birth control messes with women's brains, which is true.

01:33:09.220 And then you faced backlash for saying women in their 30s are past their prime.

01:33:13.620 Again, not exactly what I said, but that's...

01:33:15.620 And I do, you know, if...

01:33:18.280 You could defend me.

01:33:19.620 By the way, so we're going to pull up a couple of the clips.

01:33:22.600 If they exclude any additional context, you can let me know.

01:33:26.060 We can pull up the whole thing.

01:33:26.740 No, it's fine.

01:33:27.460 I don't care.

01:33:27.780 I mean, it's fine.

01:33:28.180 Or just tell us what the additional context is.

01:33:29.980 No, I hope you get the spiciest clips.

01:33:31.500 Okay, we'll get the spiciest clips.

01:33:33.220 So we'll start with the first one.

01:33:34.400 There's three total.

01:33:35.120 Nick, if you can go ahead.

01:33:37.380 Go for it.

01:33:37.900 A lot of them are on birth control, too.

01:33:39.660 And birth control, like, really screws up female brains, by the way.

01:33:43.340 Every single one of you need to make sure that your loved ones are not on birth control.

01:33:46.660 It increases depression, anxiety, suicidal ideation.

01:33:50.040 Birth control is the number one most prescribed medication for young ladies under the age of 25.

01:33:54.760 They will give young ladies birth control for pimples, for acne, to control their moods, their period.

01:34:01.200 It is awful.

01:34:02.280 It's terrible.

01:34:03.260 And it creates very angry and bitter young ladies and young women.

01:34:07.940 Then that bitterness then manifests into a political party that is the bitter party.

01:34:13.540 I mean, the Democrat Party is all about bring us your bitterness and, you know, we'll give you free stuff.

01:34:17.840 It's like we'll trade you, you know, bitterness for stuff, essentially.

01:34:20.800 That's like the Democrat Party.

01:34:22.120 A lot of them are on birth control, too.

01:34:24.060 We can play it again.

01:34:25.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:34:26.620 To be clear, I meant hormonal birth control, to be very clear.

01:34:29.400 So, yes.

01:34:30.500 I think it would be interesting to at least hear from the women.

01:34:32.820 Is anybody here currently on hormonal birth control?

01:34:36.500 No, I actually hated birth control and how it made me feel.

01:34:39.480 So do you sympathize with what I was clumsily trying to say?

01:34:42.060 A little bit.

01:34:43.260 A little bit.

01:34:44.260 How did it make you, can I ask, how did it make you feel?

01:34:46.740 I was kind of confused when you mentioned, what was that you said?

01:34:51.780 What causes them to go into that political party?

01:34:53.820 The bitterness, we can get into that.

01:34:55.280 But I'm more focused on how did it make you feel?

01:34:57.560 Like, were you depressed, anxious?

01:34:58.980 Oh, yeah, it made me feel horrible.

01:35:00.120 My skin was awful and I just, I didn't feel like I was aligned with my life.

01:35:04.000 But maybe that's, I'm just too in tune.

01:35:06.380 But it's not better or worse.

01:35:09.240 I'm also not on birth control.

01:35:10.580 I also didn't like my experience with it.

01:35:12.780 Okay.

01:35:13.940 I've never been on birth control.

01:35:16.960 I took it years past in my late 20s and I also didn't like the way it made me feel.

01:35:21.440 It's heavy progesterone, a lot of depression.

01:35:24.740 And yeah, I no longer have to deal with that.

01:35:27.300 I used to take it when I was younger, but I didn't agree with it.

01:35:32.660 And the way it made me feel like sick, gave me a bit of acne.

01:35:37.440 And I think it's the reason why I did like come up with entremetriosis.

01:35:41.760 Wow.

01:35:42.380 Yeah.

01:35:42.620 So, I didn't agree with it.

01:35:47.520 I'm not on birth control, but I used to be on the pill.

01:35:50.800 Personally for me, I didn't experience any side effects.

01:35:54.080 My skin was really clear, luckily.

01:35:57.540 But I stopped taking it because I was just scared of the side effects that it might have.

01:36:02.360 Oh.

01:36:04.340 Rip.

01:36:06.100 Hold on.

01:36:07.400 Keep going, guys.

01:36:08.480 I've never been on it before.

01:36:11.160 Never been on it.

01:36:13.060 I'd say in addition to the side effects, there's also been a couple studies that have come out

01:36:16.740 showing that women that are on hormonal birth control look at more of the beta guys.

01:36:23.520 That's right.

01:36:23.840 And then once you get off of it, you're looking for more of the alpha type guy.

01:36:27.480 And I would say in my experience, I was on hormonal birth control because I had entremetriosis and PCLS.

01:36:32.240 Oh, wow.

01:36:33.680 And my ex-husband was very much a beta.

01:36:36.900 Had hysterectomy.

01:36:38.840 Decided I wanted to divorce him.

01:36:40.240 And I am now very much with a very dominant alpha male.

01:36:44.000 Awesome.

01:36:44.960 But yeah, terrible side effects.

01:36:46.900 Do you feel, those of you that were on birth control, that they properly informed you of the possible side effects before you went on the pill?

01:36:54.740 No.

01:36:54.960 They didn't let you know about the spiritual side effects, which was like hanging out or getting guys who were like less of your caliber or whatever that was for you.

01:37:05.440 Because I had a similar experience of like unalignment generally.

01:37:09.720 So you felt that you were attracted to different people while you were on the pill?

01:37:13.420 Sure.

01:37:14.280 I was very, it was only like a few months, but yeah.

01:37:19.120 Maddie, can you fix that please?

01:37:20.860 Okay.

01:37:21.120 There's an interesting study at my alma mater that they found exotic dancers made way more money when they were not on hormonal birth control because they, and they're not sure either men could sense it, like maybe smell or, or maybe, we don't know.

01:37:34.940 Or maybe women like men better.

01:37:37.180 They don't know for sure.

01:37:38.440 But it made a distinct difference in their income.

01:37:40.760 Go figure.

01:37:41.400 Okay, Nick, there's another clip.

01:37:44.520 Can you also just see the volume on Twitter?

01:37:46.500 You said you had a question, though, about the second part of it, of my comment.

01:37:49.720 Oh, yeah.

01:37:50.140 What did you mean about they were distressed?

01:37:52.640 Was it distressed?

01:37:53.360 Oh, yeah.

01:37:53.480 I said that bitter.

01:37:54.640 Oh, bitterness.

01:37:55.260 Yeah.

01:37:55.520 If you get too far in your life, in my, most young ladies deep down want to find a partner.

01:38:02.500 They want to get married and they want to have children.

01:38:04.560 There's exceptions to that.

01:38:06.000 But if you suppress that for too long, it can create a lot of bitterness.

01:38:09.000 Okay.

01:38:09.800 I can see that.

01:38:11.820 Nick, can you pull up the other clip?

01:38:14.980 It is maxed.

01:38:15.880 Okay.

01:38:16.620 Sorry, chat.

01:38:17.280 The volume's a little low on these clips.

01:38:19.200 Now he's saying, get your kids off birth control.

01:38:22.180 And praise God, they shouldn't be on birth control if they're your kids.

01:38:26.340 No Christian parent should ever allow their daughter on birth control.

01:38:30.300 Ever.

01:38:30.940 Period.

01:38:31.600 That is, if your daughter's on birth control or granddaughter, get them off immediately.

01:38:37.000 Now he's saying, get.

01:38:38.500 Yeah, same thing.

01:38:39.500 Yeah.

01:38:39.620 And again, I meant hormone.

01:38:40.700 I was using a filler term of hormonal birth control.

01:38:43.240 Okay.

01:38:43.700 And then the next clip, I think, is the one that drew the most ire, not just from both sides.

01:38:48.420 Can I say this ahead of time?

01:38:49.720 Sure, sure, sure.

01:38:50.100 So a better way I could have said this is that as you get older, your dating pool shrinks.

01:38:54.180 And I said it fine.

01:38:56.200 But there's one word that's clumsy there.

01:38:58.520 And I met my wife, Erica, when she was in her late 20s.

01:39:01.660 We're now super happily married.

01:39:04.160 And we have two kids.

01:39:04.520 You did nothing wrong, Charlie.

01:39:05.900 Huh?

01:39:06.380 No, no, no.

01:39:07.040 I want to be clear, though.

01:39:07.980 Nothing wrong.

01:39:08.140 Because, again, no one is above criticism or reproach.

01:39:11.320 However, the essence of what I said is 100% true.

01:39:14.080 That's what I will say.

01:39:14.680 Is that you can kind of sometimes, you know, stumble over your words.

01:39:18.160 But the essence is 100% true.

01:39:19.540 Got it.

01:39:20.160 All right.

01:39:20.400 Let's play the clip.

01:39:21.260 Girls are going to react to this.

01:39:22.380 Go ahead.

01:39:23.020 We basically told a great generation of young women, don't get married.

01:39:26.940 Don't have kids.

01:39:27.980 Go get a corporate job.

01:39:29.600 And it's created mass political hysteria.

01:39:33.040 And then in their early 30s, they get really upset because they say, you know, the boys don't

01:39:37.480 want to date me anymore because they're not at their prime.

01:39:39.920 And people get mad when I say that.

01:39:41.380 Well, this is true.

01:39:41.920 If you're in your early 30s, I'm sorry.

01:39:43.560 It's like you're not as attractive in the dating pool as you were in the early 20s.

01:39:46.520 But, again, you have your corporate job in Cats.

01:39:48.280 So I thought, you know, we basically.

01:39:51.700 There you go.

01:39:53.100 Was the audio boosted on that one, Nick?

01:39:55.580 Oh, okay.

01:39:56.220 Yeah, it was super low.

01:39:56.960 Anyways, your reaction to the clip starting with you.

01:39:59.780 Go ahead.

01:40:01.200 Okay.

01:40:03.660 Yeah.

01:40:05.460 Where's the crickets?

01:40:06.200 You can cue the crickets.

01:40:07.020 Yeah, I'm going to play with you.

01:40:07.520 You can say whatever you want.

01:40:08.600 I don't.

01:40:08.920 No, I really don't have anything to say about that.

01:40:11.140 But, I mean, yeah, the dating pool does shrink.

01:40:13.240 That's very true.

01:40:14.980 Mm-hmm.

01:40:16.900 Okay.

01:40:17.680 Yeah.

01:40:17.940 Any reaction to that?

01:40:19.980 I also don't really feel like I have to make a comment on that.

01:40:22.100 There's really not much to say.

01:40:23.700 Okay.

01:40:24.520 Yeah.

01:40:25.740 All right.

01:40:26.700 What about you?

01:40:28.140 Sure.

01:40:28.660 Dating pool shrinks.

01:40:30.240 Also, some women want a job in Cats.

01:40:32.120 And for them, that's a good time.

01:40:33.500 Again, I lean toward a world in which people can do what they want.

01:40:37.320 Oh, okay.

01:40:37.480 You sound like an anarchist, right?

01:40:39.440 I honestly don't have an opinion.

01:40:43.320 We suck.

01:40:44.060 Yeah, I know.

01:40:45.100 Here, I'll ask.

01:40:45.600 I thought when you told me you were going to play my tapes, Brian, I was going to get

01:40:48.800 screamed at and people were going to throw stuff.

01:40:50.680 I guess I'm not as controversial as I thought I was.

01:40:53.360 Yeah, see, you've got a warm reception here.

01:40:55.440 Yeah, I don't know.

01:40:56.320 They co-sign everything.

01:40:57.740 Run for politics.

01:40:58.160 We don't have to answer now, but I do have a question.

01:40:59.900 If you want to make it cooler culturally for young women to want to be mothers and be

01:41:05.620 married and anti-Steinham stuff, then there's got to be a long-term plan, right, to change

01:41:11.620 the culture.

01:41:12.140 Yeah, and that's part of what I'm trying to do.

01:41:13.880 I'm first trying to live what I believe and build a family, because I think that's important.

01:41:18.240 Then I'm also trying to advocate this in a culture where it's not always celebrated.

01:41:23.200 And I would love to just really go quickly around the corner, super quick.

01:41:25.980 If you had to choose between, if you could only pick one, marriage or career, which

01:41:31.460 would you choose?

01:41:32.220 If you had to choose.

01:41:33.580 Can we do that?

01:41:34.460 Yeah, can I add one thing?

01:41:35.560 So is it, so great, amazing career or beautiful, healthy family?

01:41:40.060 That's correct.

01:41:40.600 Is that, yeah?

01:41:41.200 Okay, that was a good question.

01:41:41.680 If you had to choose.

01:41:42.480 Now, you can have both in life, but if you could only pick one.

01:41:45.320 I would say marriage.

01:41:47.340 Marriage.

01:41:48.780 Yeah, the healthy family.

01:41:50.760 Family.

01:41:52.140 Marriage.

01:41:53.020 Marriage.

01:41:53.840 Marriage.

01:41:54.600 Marriage.

01:41:54.960 Marriage.

01:41:56.080 And can I answer the other question?

01:41:57.100 Yeah, of course, yeah.

01:41:57.860 So I actually want to back him up on, you know, you're not really in your prime once

01:42:01.660 you turn 30.

01:42:03.560 I know I got married at age 23.

01:42:06.080 I mean, I was pretty.

01:42:07.740 I was an athlete.

01:42:09.900 Married the wrong guy.

01:42:11.600 Became obese.

01:42:13.640 Oof.

01:42:14.020 Yeah.

01:42:14.420 Not now, obviously.

01:42:16.520 But yeah, once I divorced him after I turned 30, the dating pool was vastly smaller.

01:42:21.500 Well, thank you for defending me.

01:42:24.240 I could have used you a couple months ago.

01:42:26.200 I'm in Phoenix, so.

01:42:27.240 No, that's right.

01:42:28.020 We should talk.

01:42:29.280 No, and I just, the last question I'll ask is, I want you to think about it.

01:42:31.940 If everyone, when you said marriage, are you making deliberate steps every day to get

01:42:36.740 closer to that goal?

01:42:37.680 Or are you making steps to get closer to the career goal?

01:42:41.680 Starting with you, go ahead.

01:42:42.580 Because I believe that in a marriage, since it is, you're coming together as a contractual

01:42:51.460 agreement, I do want to provide, to a certain extent, just in case my husband can't, I am

01:42:58.220 going towards a career.

01:42:59.700 Okay.

01:43:00.360 At the moment.

01:43:02.740 No, and I only ask just, and again, you don't have to go, we don't have to go on the horn.

01:43:06.000 I think it's important, though, to answer your question.

01:43:08.080 Far too often, we do not tell young ladies, if you have to prioritize one more than the

01:43:13.620 other, would you rather have your tombstone say, CEO of a shoe company, or loving mother

01:43:19.600 of three children and a wife?

01:43:22.460 And if you would, and if you would rather have loving mother and, you know, of three

01:43:26.420 children and a wife, then you should prioritize that more in your early 20s than your career

01:43:31.740 or going to college.

01:43:32.640 Because the tragedy is, there are far more single, early 30-something women in this country

01:43:38.360 than married 30-something women in this country.

01:43:41.380 The fertility rate's the lowest ever been, marriage rate's the lowest ever been, and

01:43:44.720 it's because we tell young ladies, you can wait forever to do this, and that's not the

01:43:49.760 case for everybody.

01:43:50.300 It's the case for some people, but not the case for everybody, and I think it's a tragedy.

01:43:56.460 I think while even you have a family, you should...

01:43:58.460 I'm trying here, man.

01:43:59.160 Even when you have a family, you should still have, like, what happens when the kids are

01:44:04.080 done, and they graduate, and they move on out of the nest?

01:44:06.520 What does a woman do then?

01:44:07.800 Crank it.

01:44:08.120 Does a woman just take care of...

01:44:09.860 Well, that's assuming that your children want to.

01:44:10.760 That's a really smart question, though.

01:44:12.060 In fact, we are doing everything the opposite.

01:44:14.560 We should say, focus on family formation in your early 20s, then go to college in your

01:44:19.340 late 30s.

01:44:20.220 Sure.

01:44:21.300 But what if you marry the wrong person?

01:44:22.280 Because college will always be there.

01:44:23.680 No, that's a very fair point.

01:44:26.480 Love and life come with a huge risk.

01:44:29.820 Sure.

01:44:30.440 But the greater risk is dying alone.

01:44:33.340 But I feel like we also have to acknowledge the fact that one of the reasons why so many

01:44:37.680 women don't want to prioritize marriage right now, just straight out of, you're 18, let's

01:44:42.420 work on getting married and having kids and then think about college, is because college

01:44:46.480 gives you so many opportunities that, like, you can focus and work on that directly.

01:44:51.060 You come out of college, you have all these open doors.

01:44:53.440 Whereas if you're 18 and you decide not to go to college because you want to prioritize

01:44:57.440 a marriage, that can go wrong in so many other ways where you have no backup plan.

01:45:02.220 Now you're 25 making minimum wage so much farther behind towards a marriage than the

01:45:08.000 woman who already graduated college who has financial stability to be able to have kids

01:45:12.600 and provide for her kids.

01:45:14.220 So that's where, like...

01:45:15.000 That's a fair point.

01:45:17.220 You could always go back to college.

01:45:18.620 I'll reiterate that.

01:45:20.100 However, that's not the problem in America.

01:45:21.960 The problem right now, as it is, because the problem you're talking about was the problem

01:45:25.820 in the 1960s, which is what Gloria Steinman said.

01:45:28.000 If my husband left, I would have no way to feed myself.

01:45:30.440 That was the core essence of her critique.

01:45:32.360 Like, if my husband left, I would be having to go to get food stamps because I have no

01:45:36.900 skills except being a stay-at-home mom.

01:45:38.100 Which, by the way, is, like, the most important thing ever, being a stay-at-home mom, but that's

01:45:41.280 a separate issue.

01:45:42.420 But right now in America, we've gone to the other extreme, which is you could delay it.

01:45:46.260 You can delay it.

01:45:46.960 You can have kids whenever you want.

01:45:48.580 And we have 15 to 20 million single women in the country that have great careers.

01:45:56.300 And I feel like another reason why a woman right now, it's so hard for them to just prioritize

01:46:00.160 having kids is because if you haven't gone to college, got the education, you don't

01:46:03.600 have a husband who also is very financially stable, who is going to provide for those

01:46:10.080 kids?

01:46:10.360 You know what I mean?

01:46:10.760 We're in times where it's so iffy.

01:46:13.700 I don't sympathize with that argument as much.

01:46:15.820 First of all, if you get married, by definition, your costs go down because you have two people

01:46:19.500 then paying for rent, right?

01:46:20.740 Or for a mortgage.

01:46:21.680 So you can actually consolidate income.

01:46:24.020 But studies actually show men earn more as soon as they get married and have children.

01:46:28.080 Children, something primal kicks into us where we take a second job.

01:46:31.840 We work extra hours.

01:46:32.700 We figure it out.

01:46:33.740 Men are super simple.

01:46:36.320 Women are very complicated.

01:46:37.540 Men, as long as we feel appreciated, we feel noticed, and we feel special, and we see our

01:46:42.660 role and our purpose, we will go to the ends of the earth to feed our family.

01:46:45.460 We'll figure it out.

01:46:46.320 And I think we're underselling American men.

01:46:48.720 We say, oh, you know, I wait until I'm 27 or 28.

01:46:51.500 That's fine.

01:46:52.680 But look at the cost of that.

01:46:54.540 And the cost is, right now, just as we're clear, we are on pace 10 years out from now,

01:47:00.000 we're going to have 20 million 40-something women that never got married or have kids,

01:47:04.860 but they have big apartments and they go on lots of vacations.

01:47:08.420 And I also think that's one of the reasons we're seeing the suicide rate, the anxiety

01:47:12.180 problems, the depression problems in our country.

01:47:13.840 Do you have a thought?

01:47:14.740 Yeah.

01:47:15.320 I just feel like how many people that are like, or how many males that are 20 are like

01:47:20.160 ready to get married and like ready to have a family?

01:47:22.840 So the question is, which one leads which?

01:47:26.380 Men, yes.

01:47:27.820 But in the 1950s or 1960s, the time we're supposed to hate, young ladies looked at, it was my

01:47:33.580 task to find a husband before the age of 25.

01:47:36.400 And it was like the most important thing for them.

01:47:38.380 Now that came with a lot of costs.

01:47:39.600 Some people would say that it was handcuffs and, you know, being in prison.

01:47:43.460 But if young ladies, first and foremost, no offense to my two Australian friends, got

01:47:48.220 off of OnlyFans and stopped, you know, posting naked pictures of themselves online and made

01:47:52.180 themselves harder to get, men would step up to the plate.

01:47:56.640 One of the reasons why men are grown infants is because women are so easy to get right now

01:48:00.500 in America.

01:48:01.380 There's no desire.

01:48:02.520 There's no hunt.

01:48:03.200 There's no search.

01:48:04.020 So you can be a grown infant and you can get sex.

01:48:06.700 When it used to be in 1950s, women would be like, I'm not giving myself over to you.

01:48:10.540 You're a man child.

01:48:11.880 Like you don't even pay rent.

01:48:12.940 You don't even, you have nothing going for you when now, unfortunately, you can pay 10

01:48:17.660 bucks a month to go see a woman naked.

01:48:20.240 No, no offense.

01:48:20.880 Well, actually kind of offensive, but that's a separate issue.

01:48:23.060 Aren't you guys like five bucks?

01:48:24.400 Yeah, I think so.

01:48:25.100 Sorry, sorry, sorry.

01:48:25.860 But I'm just, I'm saying that.

01:48:26.800 Oh, yeah, that's okay.

01:48:27.380 But to my OnlyFans friends here, do you think that, do you both want to get married, right,

01:48:33.200 and have children?

01:48:33.840 Yeah, of course.

01:48:34.520 Do you think that you are more desirable or less desirable to a future husband when you post

01:48:39.960 suggestive or naked pictures online?

01:48:41.660 I think that we're entitled just as much as other people.

01:48:44.840 No, you're totally entitled.

01:48:45.800 You have freedom to do it.

01:48:46.360 I'm asking you a different question.

01:48:47.580 Are you more, are you more desirable or less desirable for a man?

01:48:52.240 It's always been the same for me.

01:48:53.600 Like, I've always like received love the same way, and that's pretty shit.

01:48:59.280 Like, I don't really receive it.

01:49:01.000 They all looked at me the same from the beginning.

01:49:04.200 How do you know how men look at you?

01:49:05.640 Because, like, when I talk to them, like, I usually feel head over heels for them, and

01:49:10.700 they all view me the same way.

01:49:12.340 So whether or not I'm doing OnlyFans and selling my body or not doing OnlyFans and selling my

01:49:17.080 body, I'm still, like, looked at the same way.

01:49:19.420 They still think that of me.

01:49:20.480 Yeah, you don't know the male mind very well.

01:49:22.500 But they've already told me themselves.

01:49:24.340 Men are really good liars.

01:49:25.780 Do you know that?

01:49:26.580 True.

01:49:27.380 Then how could you know they're telling the truth?

01:49:29.220 I don't know.

01:49:29.820 I just take their word for it.

01:49:31.360 You just said they're good liars.

01:49:33.260 Well, I don't know.

01:49:34.540 I'd say a lot of the guys that I know are more, I guess, the higher value type guys.

01:49:38.660 And there's actually...

01:49:39.340 They don't take OnlyFans girls seriously.

01:49:41.220 No, yeah, just...

01:49:41.780 You will never look at them for marriage.

01:49:43.660 Some people actually do want OnlyFans women and want to marry OnlyFans women and have kids

01:49:47.900 with OnlyFans women.

01:49:49.020 Erroneous!

01:49:49.580 But very few.

01:49:50.320 Erroneous!

01:49:50.800 Well, hold on.

01:49:51.460 Do you think those men are virtuous, high-quality men that won't cheat on you?

01:49:57.600 Yeah.

01:49:58.680 I do.

01:50:01.100 Okay.

01:50:01.460 It doesn't sound like it, but it's actually really normalized in my area.

01:50:07.900 No, the fact that it's normalized is not the point.

01:50:09.800 The point is, is it good?

01:50:12.080 Is it right to post suggestive pictures of yourself online, number one?

01:50:15.980 And does it get closer to your goal of being married for the rest of your life with a soulmate

01:50:19.820 that you love?

01:50:21.100 I feel like, obviously, I want to get married.

01:50:23.960 And obviously, I feel like if I was with a guy and he didn't accept my past, I wouldn't

01:50:28.260 want to be with him.

01:50:28.780 Not your past, if you're still doing it.

01:50:30.340 But if he didn't accept it, then piss off.

01:50:33.340 So let me ask you a hypothetical.

01:50:35.060 If you met a man and he says, I'm earning two million bucks a year, would you quit OnlyFans?

01:50:39.560 Okay.

01:50:39.960 Like that, yes.

01:50:40.900 If they can make as much as I can, then yes, I'll quit.

01:50:43.160 So you would quit OnlyFans?

01:50:43.840 But if they're going to say, like, stop doing it, but they're not doing anything with their

01:50:48.680 life, then no, I'm not going to stop.

01:50:50.060 So it's just purely financial for you?

01:50:51.860 Yeah.

01:50:52.420 Okay.

01:50:53.000 Yeah.

01:50:53.360 Yeah.

01:50:53.820 Definitely.

01:50:54.280 Would you agree it's just purely financial for you?

01:50:56.340 Literally, yeah.

01:50:57.800 Okay.

01:50:58.180 Do you think that you have more to offer to the world than your body?

01:51:01.240 Of course.

01:51:01.740 Yeah.

01:51:02.680 Then why don't you do that?

01:51:04.440 Because I just chose not to?

01:51:05.820 Yeah.

01:51:06.180 Because you chose, but I know, but don't you think you're...

01:51:08.280 I mean, we have more to offer, but we also want to be able to travel and explore.

01:51:13.560 Okay.

01:51:13.860 No, now we're getting somewhere.

01:51:14.840 So you want a fun life?

01:51:16.220 Yeah.

01:51:16.460 A free life where we can travel, like live our life, like young.

01:51:19.440 Everything in life comes with a cost.

01:51:21.320 Of course.

01:51:21.760 And the cost for you is that your body will now be shared by tens of thousands of people,

01:51:27.280 not just your soulmate.

01:51:28.460 Yeah.

01:51:28.740 Yeah.

01:51:28.880 But don't you feel a little bit of sadness that you wish that your body would just be

01:51:33.400 sold with your future, shared with your future soulmate?

01:51:35.680 I did have that mindset.

01:51:37.220 And then like, I feel like men actually changed me and turned me into this person.

01:51:40.580 Who did?

01:51:41.060 Men?

01:51:41.640 No, like men in general.

01:51:42.980 Like they just turned me into this person.

01:51:45.460 I didn't plan my life going this way.

01:51:47.440 It was literally a one minute decision.

01:51:48.780 And I thought, I might as well.

01:51:50.320 They all view me the same.

01:51:51.380 So I'll just frame my life for you and do it.

01:51:53.980 But I feel like if a man wants to be with me and love me for who I am, then so be it.

01:51:58.380 But if they're going to judge me for what my work is and what I do, then I'm not going

01:52:03.000 to let them in my life.

01:52:04.860 Right.

01:52:05.380 So the judging is a separate issue.

01:52:06.920 I'm just, do you think the type of man you want, I imagine, is one that tells the truth

01:52:11.700 and that is loyal to you?

01:52:13.500 Yeah.

01:52:14.240 That pool of men that you eventually want to have a family with, do you think they will

01:52:18.700 look fondly upon only fangirls?

01:52:22.060 I don't know.

01:52:23.780 Yeah.

01:52:24.360 I don't know.

01:52:25.160 I could tell you as a man that we look so lowly on only fangirls.

01:52:28.600 It's the equivalent to digital prostitution.

01:52:33.240 Yeah.

01:52:33.920 That's your opinion.

01:52:35.120 No, it's not.

01:52:36.180 Really?

01:52:36.580 It's the average Western male.

01:52:38.700 I don't know if it's like...

01:52:39.760 Wait, what is his opinion?

01:52:40.820 I mean, it's not an opinion.

01:52:41.520 It is factual that the average Western male looks at only fans no different than an escort

01:52:47.980 service delivered digitally.

01:52:50.340 Well, isn't it just objectively true?

01:52:51.760 And I'm not trying to attack either of you.

01:52:52.960 I think you're both victims caught up in this terrible trend.

01:52:56.380 I just want to ask you, have you thought deeply about how this might get you further

01:53:01.280 from your goal, not closer to your goal?

01:53:03.460 Yeah.

01:53:03.780 Yeah.

01:53:04.560 Like, I have definitely thought about that.

01:53:05.860 When I first started it, I was like, this comes with consequences, though.

01:53:10.400 So, like, I obviously thought about it and was like, but I'm taking, I'm going to do

01:53:14.860 this, and obviously it's going to be harder to find a guy to marry, but I'm taking that

01:53:18.120 risk.

01:53:19.040 Yeah, I've always thought about just taking the risk, and I've always been, like, a risk

01:53:22.420 taker.

01:53:22.900 I don't really care about what anyone else thinks.

01:53:25.080 Like, that's up to you and what you think, but if I think that I can get somewhere by it,

01:53:31.360 then I'm going to do it.

01:53:32.300 Do you both want children?

01:53:33.480 Yeah.

01:53:34.740 Well, I do, but I don't know if I can.

01:53:38.200 You mean physically, or?

01:53:40.500 Yeah.

01:53:40.860 Okay.

01:53:41.300 Yeah.

01:53:41.820 So, if you were to have children, and you were to go to your first grader's career day,

01:53:47.340 and you were to present to a bunch of first graders, how would you describe what you do

01:53:50.500 to a bunch of first graders?

01:53:52.260 Well, I don't think that I'll still be doing OnlyFans when I do have kids.

01:53:56.460 I feel like that's something that I would stop before I did have kids.

01:53:59.160 Yeah.

01:53:59.740 Just so, like, it's not like, obviously, like, the internet is always going to be there.

01:54:03.160 The internet is forever.

01:54:04.180 Yeah, but I feel like it's something that I would stop before I did have children, kind

01:54:08.520 of thing.

01:54:08.740 Can I ask approximately, I have no idea, how much money do you earn annually?

01:54:12.820 Is that okay to ask?

01:54:13.780 I'm just curious.

01:54:14.660 So, in the last six months, I've earned over $115,000.

01:54:20.620 U.S. dollars?

01:54:21.660 Or?

01:54:22.260 AUS.

01:54:22.920 AUS.

01:54:23.440 So, what is that conversion rate?

01:54:24.480 Like, 80%, right?

01:54:25.320 So, like, yeah.

01:54:26.460 You can buy, like, a croissant or something with that.

01:54:28.500 Yeah, exactly.

01:54:28.880 No, I think it's 80,000 American, right?

01:54:30.640 About?

01:54:30.920 Yeah.

01:54:31.420 Is that correct?

01:54:32.020 Yeah.

01:54:32.200 I think so.

01:54:33.280 I'm guessing.

01:54:33.920 I don't know.

01:54:35.380 Okay.

01:54:35.800 That's in six months?

01:54:36.760 Yes.

01:54:37.220 So, you're projected to have, like, over $150,000, $180,000 by next year?

01:54:42.860 $160,000?

01:54:43.860 Yeah.

01:54:45.840 Okay.

01:54:46.300 $12,000 a month.

01:54:47.540 Did you have more on that?

01:54:48.760 No, I just want to make sure everybody watching and you guys all think deeply about that and

01:54:54.300 how men view, not just OnlyFans culture, but you all said marriage, and some of you said

01:54:59.260 marriage and kids is the most important thing, but far too often our actions and what we do

01:55:03.860 every day is actually not getting us closer to our stated goal.

01:55:07.800 Well, you can say that to the subscribers, too, who subscribe to their...

01:55:10.860 Oh, don't...

01:55:11.280 I mean, I think that...

01:55:11.760 Contribute to their pockets, but that's what I mean.

01:55:13.580 They should be shamed.

01:55:14.200 How can we find husbands in our 20s, in our early 20s?

01:55:18.040 I'm not in my early 20s, but how can we find husbands if they're busy subscribing to

01:55:21.660 OnlyFans chicks?

01:55:23.200 Yeah.

01:55:23.520 Well, not every man is, and that's a really good question.

01:55:26.080 So where did all the good men go?

01:55:27.720 I talk about this in my book, actually.

01:55:29.500 The first piece of advice I have for young ladies is do not post suggestive material yourself

01:55:33.720 online.

01:55:34.580 Men want what they cannot see and cannot have.

01:55:36.860 Mystery is lacking in the West, and I know this is lost on a lot of young ladies.

01:55:41.580 They say, the more I post of myself with a bikini on the beach, the more men will like

01:55:46.060 you.

01:55:46.260 No, I mean, the more they'll want to have sex with you, but then they'll look at you as

01:55:50.300 just a visual or a commodity, not as a future soulmate.

01:55:53.320 And the second part is, to be perfectly honest with you, religious men check a lot of the

01:55:58.140 boxes that you guys are looking for.

01:56:00.000 I know that.

01:56:00.720 Would you agree with that?

01:56:01.640 Yeah.

01:56:02.220 That's my...

01:56:02.740 I feel like that's one reason why I was able to find men like that.

01:56:06.420 It's because even though they weren't conservative, they still had very, very deep religious values.

01:56:10.120 Can you tell me more?

01:56:10.780 That's so interesting.

01:56:12.120 Mainly Catholic.

01:56:13.860 I'm also Catholic.

01:56:14.720 Yeah.

01:56:15.340 So, and they were, they believed in the God, right?

01:56:18.240 They wanted to have a family.

01:56:19.600 Yeah.

01:56:20.140 They didn't necessarily like read the Bible word for word every day, but they like followed

01:56:24.140 the Bible.

01:56:25.320 So would you, would you say that's, if you're looking to find a man in the West and it's

01:56:29.560 your number one priority and you were given a random selection of a Catholic man or kind

01:56:35.320 of a femboy atheist, you would take the Catholic?

01:56:37.200 Yeah, I would.

01:56:38.340 Would you?

01:56:39.320 The Catholic?

01:56:40.140 Yes.

01:56:40.720 I think femboy atheist is so funny.

01:56:42.360 So how many of you are then going to church actively trying to find a man?

01:56:47.260 I mean, I don't need to.

01:56:48.280 I also, I know, but I didn't meet any of my boyfriends in church and I feel like I

01:56:52.260 wouldn't have, if I'm going to be honest, I feel like you can meet a really religious

01:56:55.340 man outside of church.

01:56:56.820 Fair enough.

01:56:57.140 Yeah.

01:56:57.420 You just have to find where you guys both coincide.

01:57:00.200 And yeah, I got the library studying for your exams, for example.

01:57:04.300 I actually recommend to my single friends to find men in the church because I agree.

01:57:09.500 Usually stand up guys typically.

01:57:11.680 Yeah.

01:57:11.820 And I mean, there's, there's exceptions to every rule.

01:57:13.700 And so my advice to my two Australian friends is that if you want the thing that is the

01:57:18.980 most important thing to you, start making those decisions younger than older, because

01:57:22.720 you might end up be filled with a lot of money and a lot of regret.

01:57:28.220 Well put, Charlie.

01:57:29.180 Well put.

01:57:29.760 Let me read two of these chats that we have kind of, uh, Hugo.

01:57:33.740 Here we go.

01:57:34.360 Thank you, Hugo.

01:57:34.860 I appreciate it.

01:57:36.180 Yeah, I'll get it.

01:57:37.520 And then he sent in this other one here.

01:57:40.160 He sent in a lot of Bible verses.

01:57:41.100 Yeah.

01:57:41.520 Hugo, Brian Reed, I know your faith, service, and perseverance, but you tolerate that fake

01:57:45.220 prophet Jezebel who leads my servants into sex, immorality, and idol worship.

01:57:50.280 She refuses to repent, so I will cast her into suffering and make her followers suffer unless

01:57:56.140 they repent, Rev 21922.

01:57:58.700 1922, uh, and then in this one, though, you said it was 1921, so, uh, thank you.

01:58:06.740 Might be a different one.

01:58:07.820 Could be, yeah, it could be a different one.

01:58:09.680 Uh, yeah, these are the same, but Hugo, thank you, man.

01:58:12.220 I really appreciate your chat, guys, if you want to get any, get in some, a couple chats.

01:58:16.820 Uh, so I do want to get into our next topic here, and that topic is, we've asked this on

01:58:21.760 the show a couple times, it went viral, uh, this conversation, not from the show, went viral.

01:58:27.380 Uh, I think it'd be good to do it while we have Charlie here.

01:58:31.240 Question is, would you rather be stuck in the woods with a random man or a random bear?

01:58:38.160 Starting with you.

01:58:39.260 Go ahead.

01:58:40.540 Um, how random?

01:58:44.360 Totally random.

01:58:45.160 So, the U.S. male population is like over 150 million, so just a random man.

01:58:51.360 I've heard really good arguments for both.

01:58:53.380 Well, what, what's, uh, I guess kind of your knee-jerk gut choice here?

01:59:01.120 How long am I stuck?

01:59:02.480 I think you're overthinking the question a little bit, but, so it's just random man or

01:59:05.880 random bear, so.

01:59:06.940 Oh, okay.

01:59:07.640 You, you get randomly plopped in the forest.

01:59:10.000 Sure.

01:59:10.720 The man gets randomly plopped in the forest.

01:59:12.700 You are going to cross paths.

01:59:14.000 The choice is between crossing paths with a random man or a random bear?

01:59:20.160 Random man.

01:59:21.140 Okay.

01:59:22.500 So, I'm going to preface this.

01:59:23.940 I was on the show, like, what was, like, a month ago?

01:59:26.280 Yep.

01:59:26.460 And we had that question, and I did answer bear.

01:59:29.180 And I, I, I'm just going to say, I'm going to change my answer for the sake of, I don't

01:59:33.860 feel like arguing for the bear.

01:59:34.960 Wait, no, no, no, no.

01:59:35.640 You can't change your answer for the sake of not wanting to argue it.

01:59:38.500 Answer, answer honestly.

01:59:39.800 No, because the reason why I chose the bear last time was for the sake of the argument,

01:59:43.380 if I'm going to be so honest.

01:59:44.440 Like, if I, a random man, the chances of it being, like, all those points I made of the

01:59:49.700 violent, the essay, all that, the chances of that are pretty low compared to the chances

01:59:54.040 of the bear seeing me, running after me, you know, so I don't feel like arguing for

01:59:59.960 the sake of the bear.

02:00:00.900 We're going to choose the man today.

02:00:02.400 So, to be clear, your answer is the bear, but you just don't want to argue it because

02:00:05.840 Charlie's here.

02:00:07.100 No, no, no, no.

02:00:08.020 I said, I chose the bear on the show last time because I, I, for the sake of the argument,

02:00:11.900 I had so many reasons to argue for the bear.

02:00:14.740 Whereas, like, right now, I'm like, why would I even do that?

02:00:17.760 Like, the chances of it being a violent man and all those things that I had already mentioned,

02:00:21.600 which, you know.

02:00:22.320 So, so I convinced you through my argumentation.

02:00:25.520 No, the thing is, I already knew that from the start.

02:00:27.060 Like, if you told me, if you phrased the answer, like, if you phrased the question like

02:00:30.020 this, one of my male friends or a male I knew or a male that I've even, that is in

02:00:35.820 IV that I know, like, you know, atmosphere here.

02:00:38.320 Not the question, though.

02:00:39.160 I know.

02:00:39.980 So, it's a random, it's a random man.

02:00:41.540 I'm being so real today.

02:00:43.240 Are you?

02:00:44.180 Yeah.

02:00:44.860 That's good.

02:00:46.040 So, I'm going to choose the man today.

02:00:46.980 So, I'm saying, I choose the man if you frame the question like this.

02:00:50.200 No, I'm saying, like, that just adds to it.

02:00:52.360 But I'm choosing the man either way today.

02:00:54.740 Okay.

02:00:56.460 Man.

02:00:57.200 By the way, don't let people's previous, like, you can't, if somebody else says man and

02:01:02.100 you think bear, you can, don't let them pressure you into answering otherwise.

02:01:05.760 Go ahead.

02:01:06.300 Of course, man, but I'm curious what your reasons for bear were.

02:01:09.060 I guess I'll go watch that.

02:01:10.520 Yeah, we can get into that.

02:01:11.660 It was a whole segment.

02:01:12.460 I will.

02:01:13.160 Man or bear?

02:01:13.900 Yeah, I don't understand why I would be with a bear, so.

02:01:16.160 Wait, okay, hold on, hold on, okay.

02:01:19.020 Let me just explain the scenario here.

02:01:21.440 So, there's a button on the table.

02:01:24.360 We press it.

02:01:25.400 Boom.

02:01:25.880 Instantly, you're transported into a forest.

02:01:28.220 So is a random man, and so is a random bear.

02:01:31.380 You guys are going to cross paths within five minutes, let's say.

02:01:35.520 Okay, man.

02:01:37.940 Okay.

02:01:40.520 I would say bear.

02:01:42.400 There we go.

02:01:43.040 Okay, we got a bear.

02:01:44.320 All right.

02:01:44.520 Man.

02:01:45.240 Man.

02:01:45.800 Man.

02:01:46.280 Man.

02:01:46.720 Man.

02:01:47.340 Man.

02:01:48.720 You would rather.

02:01:50.000 And so, we'll get into the reasons why.

02:01:52.200 I think when we ask men this question, I'll frame it differently for you, Charlie.

02:01:56.020 Would you rather your daughter be alone in the woods with a random man, totally random

02:01:59.680 man, or a random bear?

02:02:01.820 Probably a man.

02:02:02.700 I know how vicious bears can be, and you might get a man who would be charitable.

02:02:08.780 So, you say bear.

02:02:10.540 Come on, guys.

02:02:11.520 You were bear last time.

02:02:12.760 We'll just.

02:02:13.680 Okay, anyways.

02:02:14.140 Why do you say bear?

02:02:16.500 Over man.

02:02:18.200 I just think, like, the chance of you potentially getting stuck with a man that could, like,

02:02:24.520 like, yeah, you can get mauled by a bear, but, like, a man can, like, keep you in captivity

02:02:29.600 and, like.

02:02:30.900 They could, like, they could torture you.

02:02:33.280 Yeah.

02:02:33.760 But they can also help you out of the woods.

02:02:35.560 Yeah.

02:02:36.300 But.

02:02:37.080 Help you survive.

02:02:37.920 Yeah, but I feel like I could probably do it myself, too.

02:02:42.520 Fair enough.

02:02:43.700 So.

02:02:44.020 So, you said that there's a chance that the men could do X, right?

02:02:49.720 So, they could, they could, you know, whatever.

02:02:52.640 What percentage of men do you think, in this scenario, would opt to do, like, victimize

02:03:02.100 you in some sort of way?

02:03:05.580 I mean, I would say maybe hi, just because, like, even if I'm walking on the street, I'm,

02:03:12.280 like, getting harassed.

02:03:13.960 So, like.

02:03:15.060 Okay.

02:03:15.680 And that's wrong, but so, when you say hi, can you, like, give us a percentage?

02:03:21.780 50 percent?

02:03:22.740 60 percent?

02:03:25.180 I want to say 50, but.

02:03:28.200 Okay, so 50, so, in the scenario, you think 50 percent of men would choose to attack you

02:03:34.720 or do something untoward in this situation?

02:03:40.340 I mean, you never know.

02:03:41.600 I just think, like, yeah, like a bear, you can approach the situation more calmly and

02:03:51.320 you can walk away.

02:03:53.200 You could, what if I told you bears run faster than humans?

02:03:56.540 Does that change anything?

02:03:58.680 No.

02:03:59.420 Okay.

02:03:59.720 Because I think if you.

02:04:01.940 So, you think 50 percent of men are inclined to victimize you in some sort of way?

02:04:07.900 I just would rather not be in the forest with a man.

02:04:11.300 I'd rather be alone with a bear.

02:04:15.460 Well, yeah, that's, so that's the question.

02:04:18.660 So, there's, like, how many men are in here?

02:04:21.340 We've got two, four, is it six?

02:04:23.820 Yeah.

02:04:24.460 We have, so, so, half of us, three of us in this situation would, like, try to do something

02:04:30.100 gnarly, you think, or?

02:04:32.660 I mean.

02:04:33.660 Like, that's 50 percent, right?

02:04:36.680 It's that.

02:04:37.180 But, like, if it's, like, the whole population, there's probably a good amount of men that

02:04:41.040 would want to try to do something that's not helping you get out of the forest.

02:04:46.200 And is that percent of the population, is that 50 percent?

02:04:49.760 I think that's the number you used.

02:04:50.940 I mean, potentially.

02:04:54.480 Okay.

02:04:54.840 What if the man has to be afraid of us?

02:04:56.480 Do you think it's, you go to UC Riverside, right?

02:04:58.720 Do you think it would be?

02:04:59.560 Fanboy.

02:05:00.200 Do you think it would be 50 percent of the men at UC Riverside would do this?

02:05:05.220 I mean, if anything, I think.

02:05:08.320 Higher?

02:05:09.280 No, definitely.

02:05:10.280 Oh, lower at UC Riverside.

02:05:12.140 Okay.

02:05:12.860 Yeah.

02:05:13.740 But I don't think, if I was stuck in.

02:05:15.340 What's the population of the United, sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

02:05:17.440 If I was stuck in the forest with a man from UCR, like, I don't think they're going to help me, so.

02:05:23.240 What are they going to do?

02:05:24.000 Okay.

02:05:24.360 Yeah, like, I don't think they're going to do anything.

02:05:27.180 Okay, so, what's the population of the United States?

02:05:31.080 320 million or something?

02:05:32.740 Anybody know?

02:05:33.780 It's 350, I think.

02:05:35.300 350, okay.

02:05:36.080 So, then, how many is that?

02:05:37.840 That's 170 million men?

02:05:41.200 About?

02:05:41.480 175?

02:05:43.260 So, half of, let's say, half of 170 is 85?

02:05:49.860 Do I have that right?

02:05:50.720 Yep.

02:05:50.840 Sorry, it's been a minute since I took algebra.

02:05:53.280 Right?

02:05:54.160 75 million?

02:05:55.080 Or, wait, what did I say?

02:05:55.980 70?

02:05:56.320 It's like 125, right?

02:05:57.900 75 million?

02:06:00.220 100?

02:06:01.240 Wait, so, half of that is, oh, my gosh.

02:06:03.100 It's just over 87.

02:06:03.820 I'm sorry.

02:06:04.840 87.5 million.

02:06:05.920 85 million?

02:06:06.980 87.5.

02:06:08.760 85, let's just say, okay.

02:06:09.840 So, are you prepared to state that 85 million men in the United States would choose or opt

02:06:15.280 to victimize a woman in this scenario?

02:06:17.860 Hopefully not.

02:06:23.980 Well, what you hope is kind of irrelevant here.

02:06:27.040 I'm just trying to get clarification on if you think the number is actually that high,

02:06:31.840 that you think half of men would do this.

02:06:34.820 I just think it's a 50-50 chance that the person that you're stuck with is that they

02:06:39.600 will either help you or help you not.

02:06:41.420 Like, they won't help you.

02:06:42.880 Well, okay, that's, well, you think it's a 50-50 chance that they would help you or not

02:06:48.100 help you?

02:06:48.680 Yeah, depending on the person, there's a 50-50 chance that they will help you or not.

02:06:52.320 Not saying 50% of men.

02:06:53.680 But you said your fear is about being attacked.

02:06:56.380 So, I don't, how does helping you play into this?

02:06:59.100 Or, like, there's a 50-50 chance of them either attacking me or wanting to, like, help

02:07:04.000 me get out of the forest.

02:07:05.760 So, 50% of men would choose to attack you?

02:07:09.620 No, I'm saying, like...

02:07:11.420 It's a 50-50 means 50%.

02:07:14.120 I don't know how to explain it.

02:07:20.680 You mean, like, on the basis of choice?

02:07:22.560 Like, a man will either hurt you or help you?

02:07:25.120 Yeah.

02:07:25.240 No, I think it's either he'll help you or not help you.

02:07:28.000 And then within not help you, maybe he'll attack you.

02:07:30.960 But that percentage goes very low, so...

02:07:36.500 I mean, I feel like I've been camping enough, so I feel like I'd rather just be with a bear.

02:07:44.120 So...

02:07:44.840 Have you ever seen a bear in person?

02:07:47.320 I mean, no, but...

02:07:49.680 My friend, me and my friend discussed this one time, and she chose bear.

02:07:53.500 She genuinely thought that, like, baby bears were, like, Winnie the Pooh size, and, like,

02:07:57.660 adult bears were, like, German Shepherd size.

02:07:59.540 So, she's like, oh, they were all day long.

02:08:01.700 Steve or whatever.

02:08:02.680 They're huge.

02:08:03.280 Yeah.

02:08:04.120 And vicious.

02:08:05.180 Yes.

02:08:06.440 Nick, can you pull this up?

02:08:07.660 This is kind of related.

02:08:10.720 Oh, you've been in conversation?

02:08:11.740 No, it's the one that should already be.

02:08:15.720 Brown bear, 9 feet tall, 1,300 pounds, claws up to 4 inches, bite force, 1,200 PSI, speed

02:08:22.060 up to 35, Kyle, 5'10", ooh, 174 pounds, project engineer, said hi to you at the gym.

02:08:28.100 So, this is kind of like, this is my views on this.

02:08:30.280 It's just, I don't know, it's pretty interesting.

02:08:31.920 So, I mean, Charlie, so, we've asked this question a bunch of times on the show.

02:08:38.340 A lot of women say bear.

02:08:39.800 This panel, we only have the one here.

02:08:42.080 What are your thoughts on this sort of, the women picking the bear?

02:08:45.240 Well, I'm curious, have you been victimized by men?

02:08:50.060 Like, random men?

02:08:51.060 Yeah.

02:08:51.700 I'm sorry.

02:08:52.420 Like, catcalling is, I think that's what you were alluding to before, right?

02:08:55.420 Yeah.

02:08:55.700 Like, guys harassing you on the street?

02:08:57.180 No, I'm curious how many people give those answers have had repeated negative interactions

02:09:01.840 with random men.

02:09:02.620 Right.

02:09:03.480 Because it could definitely color there.

02:09:04.840 I think it's daily.

02:09:06.120 But, oh, daily?

02:09:07.480 I'm sorry to hear that.

02:09:08.380 Yeah.

02:09:09.660 But, no, I mean, there's, I mean, in America, a lot of people would think that men are out

02:09:14.660 to hurt you.

02:09:15.380 And they're not totally wrong sometimes.

02:09:17.480 But, I mean, percentage-wise, you're much more likely to have a bear rip you apart than

02:09:22.020 have a man rip you apart.

02:09:23.640 But, so...

02:09:25.080 What are the stats on, like, is one in three, one in four women report that they've been

02:09:28.960 sexually assaulted?

02:09:29.700 It's a lot, right?

02:09:30.260 It's way inflated, though.

02:09:31.340 That's, yeah, it's, there's a lot of rapes and sexual assaults, but that's...

02:09:35.200 What are the stats on, I hung out with a bear and lived to tell?

02:09:37.680 Zero, right?

02:09:38.440 Nobody's ever lived to them.

02:09:39.540 I've seen a grizzly bear up close and personal, and I've lived.

02:09:42.400 Right?

02:09:42.860 Only them.

02:09:44.380 That is not fun.

02:09:45.580 You don't want to see a grizzly bear.

02:09:46.780 That is not fun.

02:09:47.580 Scary?

02:09:48.240 Oh, yeah.

02:09:48.740 They're huge.

02:09:49.360 I mean, and I'm a tall guy, and you're looking up...

02:09:51.360 Yeah, you're tall, Charlie.

02:09:51.920 What are you, 6'4"?

02:09:52.920 Yeah, 6'4", 6'5", and they get up, and you look up at them, and they...

02:09:56.920 Grizzlies are the worst.

02:09:57.600 Now, you didn't specify what type of bear, though.

02:09:59.620 Oh, yeah.

02:10:00.280 Koala.

02:10:00.700 I was being reasonable.

02:10:01.420 Well, koala.

02:10:02.340 But if it's a, if it's a black bear, they will not hurt you.

02:10:06.040 But if it's a grizzly bear or a polar bear, a polar bear will hunt you.

02:10:09.020 I thought, sorry, third, I thought brown bear is safe.

02:10:11.840 Nick, did you find the black bear?

02:10:12.480 Yes, brown is, no, it's, I said, brown is safe.

02:10:14.980 Well, brown is a mixture of black and grizzly, but...

02:10:17.240 Oh, okay.

02:10:18.100 Black is safe.

02:10:19.660 Brown, it depends how you define it.

02:10:20.900 It's not a real term.

02:10:21.580 Grizzly is a round face, and they'll hunt you down.

02:10:24.840 But polar is the worst.

02:10:26.080 Polar is bad.

02:10:26.840 Polar is the only animal that actively hunts humans.

02:10:30.560 Yeah, see, if Brian would have specified polar bear that first round on that last episode,

02:10:35.000 I would have never chosen...

02:10:35.980 See, there you go.

02:10:36.000 Polar bear, as soon as they smell your scent within, like, a 50-mile radius, they're hunting

02:10:40.540 you.

02:10:40.940 Oh, my gosh.

02:10:41.680 So if you have, if you pull a tag to hunt a polar bear, it's a two-way hunt.

02:10:45.760 Yeah, I think everyone is under the assumption it was the other bear.

02:10:48.340 Yeah, but the grizzly bear will leave you alone as long as you don't, like, overly provoke

02:10:53.100 them.

02:10:53.700 But a grizzly does kill humans.

02:10:54.980 Very rarely does a black bear kill humans.

02:10:56.840 We actually had, I think, a month ago...

02:10:59.880 I've done a lot of bear hunting, so...

02:11:01.680 Within the past month, here in California, first ever black bear fatality, a woman...

02:11:06.480 Is that right?

02:11:07.080 No, it's extremely rare.

02:11:08.120 It is rare.

02:11:08.800 A woman was killed by black bear up in...

02:11:11.780 Where was it?

02:11:12.160 She must have been a real...

02:11:13.080 She must have done something weird.

02:11:14.460 She tried to poke the bear.

02:11:16.820 I don't know.

02:11:17.080 Or, yeah.

02:11:18.000 It's a joke.

02:11:18.360 If you take a 22 when you're bear hunting, make sure to, like, stand off the end, because

02:11:22.760 then it'll hurt less when the bear shams up.

02:11:25.200 A 22 will not slow down a bear.

02:11:26.980 You'll just anger it.

02:11:28.080 Like, it's too nothing, right?

02:11:29.200 No, that's...

02:11:29.760 Bear spray is actually more effective than 99% of firearms in stopping a bear.

02:11:34.480 That's a good little side note if you're ever backcountry hiking, because most guns

02:11:39.520 will just piss off the bear.

02:11:40.980 What is bear spray?

02:11:41.640 What's in bear spray?

02:11:42.900 I don't know.

02:11:43.620 It's...

02:11:43.820 Pepper spray.

02:11:44.260 Yeah, it's like pepper spray, but it's so irritating to the bear, it just flees the

02:11:48.000 area.

02:11:48.440 Yeah, it goes right up there, not in nasal cavity, and they just...

02:11:51.040 They get out of there.

02:11:51.820 I mean, again, the goal is not to kill the bear.

02:11:53.460 It's to get them out of the way, so...

02:11:55.180 Yeah.

02:11:55.960 So, you do not want to mess with a mama bear, either.

02:11:58.500 That's no fun.

02:11:59.000 Right.

02:11:59.160 Now, I did want to get back into some, perhaps, dating-related...

02:12:03.920 David doesn't know what he's talking about.

02:12:05.180 Sister's friend?

02:12:05.720 There you go.

02:12:06.920 Sister's friend.

02:12:08.920 We're...

02:12:09.440 Okay, some dating-related topics, so...

02:12:12.960 Actually...

02:12:15.080 I don't know if we went around...

02:12:16.720 Would you guys date a...

02:12:17.960 Didn't we already ask this?

02:12:18.820 Would you guys date a conservative guy?

02:12:21.400 You didn't ask that.

02:12:22.360 Okay.

02:12:24.240 Sure.

02:12:25.020 Yeah?

02:12:25.440 Okay.

02:12:26.680 If he wasn't hardcore...

02:12:28.240 Hardcore.

02:12:29.640 Hardcore?

02:12:29.960 So, no MAGA hat?

02:12:31.760 Yeah, like, I can't have MAGA hat.

02:12:33.080 That's not an option.

02:12:33.520 No MAGA hat.

02:12:34.260 What if he's, like, a conservative from, like, a different nation?

02:12:38.500 Like...

02:12:38.700 Like Kazakhstan.

02:12:39.140 Like Germany.

02:12:39.940 Yeah.

02:12:40.340 Wait, no, no, no.

02:12:41.600 See?

02:12:41.940 Got her.

02:12:42.680 No, no.

02:12:43.320 Not a part of bias.

02:12:44.180 But, like, if there's, like, a country where conservatives are, like...

02:12:46.180 Anti-German bias.

02:12:47.140 Not hardcore, not Trumpy, just regular guys.

02:12:49.840 Like the UK, would that be a good...

02:12:51.480 They're kind of less conservatives in the UK or less...

02:12:53.740 Yeah, they're like Democrats.

02:12:54.800 Yeah.

02:12:54.920 I'm curious, like...

02:12:55.360 Yeah, so I would date a UK...

02:12:56.580 I'm not here to debate you.

02:12:57.500 I'm curious.

02:12:57.960 When you hear of, like, MAGA-E Trumpy, what is...

02:13:00.480 Like, give me a word association.

02:13:01.780 What do you think?

02:13:03.080 Someone who wouldn't like me.

02:13:04.400 I, like, for one, like, it's not even just that.

02:13:07.380 Like, they wouldn't...

02:13:08.020 Is it the hair?

02:13:08.460 Huh?

02:13:08.840 Huh?

02:13:09.300 Huh?

02:13:09.480 I didn't say anything.

02:13:10.460 What?

02:13:11.280 I mean...

02:13:11.920 Is it the hair?

02:13:12.380 Like, is that what they would not like about you?

02:13:13.780 Yeah, this hair tends to have a very different type of man than the Trumpy.

02:13:18.820 It's like the...

02:13:19.360 Yeah, you know, the bangs.

02:13:20.820 Yeah.

02:13:21.500 Trumpies don't like the bangs.

02:13:22.540 They don't like the bangs.

02:13:23.480 Okay.

02:13:23.600 But that's good, because I don't like Trumpies.

02:13:25.060 I don't want them approaching me either way.

02:13:26.800 Trumpies.

02:13:27.340 Okay.

02:13:27.580 What about Trumpies don't you like?

02:13:29.920 Oh, my God.

02:13:30.820 Do you want a list of things?

02:13:32.200 No, I'm curious.

02:13:32.980 Give us a list.

02:13:33.520 Okay.

02:13:33.860 I don't meet this sort of...

02:13:35.540 Well, if I'm going to get really specific...

02:13:37.000 Get specific.

02:13:37.440 The type of Trumpies that I grew up with, because I'm from Woodland, California, so those are, like,

02:13:41.220 the redneck Trumpies.

02:13:41.840 Yeah, yeah, Redding, California, sure.

02:13:43.500 No, no, like...

02:13:44.280 Even north of that?

02:13:45.180 Yeah, like, you know where Sacramento is?

02:13:46.660 Yeah, sure.

02:13:47.200 Yeah, right next to Sac, and then right between Davis, so it's, like, cow town, like, farmer's

02:13:51.460 land.

02:13:51.820 Okay, so that's his Trumpy, Trumpy world.

02:13:53.280 Yeah.

02:13:54.440 Like, yeah.

02:13:55.720 I can't do redneck.

02:13:56.960 But you...

02:13:57.440 I think you were going to list, kind of, some of the reasons why.

02:14:00.160 Well, I don't...

02:14:00.720 You wouldn't date a Trumpy?

02:14:01.920 Yeah, because that's the type of man I'm envisioning.

02:14:04.360 A racist redneck who drives his little tractor around town and raises goats for his free time.

02:14:09.900 Sounds like a good time.

02:14:11.160 I mean, the tractor part.

02:14:12.480 I mean, I mean...

02:14:13.340 Maybe not the racism.

02:14:14.520 Yeah, well, I'm also Hispanic, and I speak Spanish, so it's, like, yeah, these men wouldn't

02:14:20.540 deal with that.

02:14:21.520 Aren't there, like, Latinos for Trump?

02:14:23.000 Oh, there are huge coalitions.

02:14:23.420 There's a lot of conservatives that are, like, Latinos.

02:14:25.500 Tons, yeah.

02:14:26.420 What about, like, a...

02:14:28.200 Are there, like, immigrants for Trump, or is that...

02:14:31.440 Oh, there's...

02:14:31.940 I mean, there's all sorts of coalitions.

02:14:33.700 That would be, yeah, something.

02:14:35.880 But no, I'm not...

02:14:36.820 I wouldn't date an immigrant for Trump, either.

02:14:38.900 Okay.

02:14:39.500 No.

02:14:39.800 So that's, like, a no-go.

02:14:40.780 MAGA hat.

02:14:41.440 Yeah.

02:14:41.640 No-go.

02:14:42.100 Okay.

02:14:42.440 What about you?

02:14:44.160 Every man I've loved has been conservative.

02:14:46.200 Oh, okay.

02:14:49.020 Yes.

02:14:49.940 You date a conservative guy?

02:14:51.660 I haven't dated, but I've dealt with one.

02:14:55.400 Okay.

02:14:58.680 Yes?

02:14:59.640 I don't know.

02:15:00.460 Well, didn't you say that part of the reasons your relationship broke up, he, I think, if

02:15:06.280 I recall, you said he was a bit more on the conservative side, your ex-boyfriend of three

02:15:10.940 years.

02:15:12.160 I wouldn't say he was, like, conservative.

02:15:15.380 Maybe not, like, politically.

02:15:16.660 You said he was Islamic, right?

02:15:17.740 Yeah.

02:15:18.400 Okay.

02:15:18.900 He was religious.

02:15:19.680 Yeah.

02:15:20.060 Yeah, he was Muslim.

02:15:21.400 Okay.

02:15:21.860 What about you?

02:15:22.700 Yeah.

02:15:24.180 Word?

02:15:25.140 Absolutely, yeah.

02:15:26.220 Okay.

02:15:26.800 And I married one.

02:15:28.300 There you go.

02:15:29.260 I don't date men.

02:15:31.300 Okay.

02:15:31.900 All right.

02:15:33.860 Thank you.

02:15:34.880 I want to ask this question.

02:15:36.840 Would you date a young Donald Trump?

02:15:43.280 Like, literally, young Donald Trump?

02:15:45.320 Yeah.

02:15:45.520 When he was young?

02:15:46.220 Yeah, when he was young.

02:15:46.740 Hell yeah.

02:15:47.740 Oh, okay.

02:15:49.000 All right.

02:15:49.540 There you go.

02:15:49.880 Would you date young Donald Trump?

02:15:51.960 Fuck no.

02:15:52.880 Fuck no?

02:15:53.540 Okay.

02:15:53.880 All right.

02:15:54.180 What about you?

02:15:55.280 Of course.

02:15:56.040 Or would you date Donald Trump now?

02:15:59.440 Well, he's married, so that would be rough.

02:16:01.680 And I like Melania, so I'm not going to do that to her.

02:16:04.820 But yeah, in the 90s.

02:16:05.960 I have friends who used to date him in the 90s.

02:16:07.920 Two of my friends.

02:16:08.480 Oh.

02:16:09.300 Yeah.

02:16:09.540 And apparently, he was a great guy.

02:16:11.560 Super fun.

02:16:12.080 Super smart.

02:16:12.500 I mean, in Manhattan, everyone above a certain floor is a Trump fan.

02:16:17.500 Everyone below a certain floor hates him.

02:16:19.200 It's kind of vertical in Manhattan.

02:16:20.980 Interesting.

02:16:21.460 Okay.

02:16:22.100 Would you date young Donald Trump?

02:16:26.260 DT?

02:16:27.480 No.

02:16:28.580 No?

02:16:29.100 No.

02:16:29.660 Not your type?

02:16:30.740 I don't even know much about Donald Trump.

02:16:33.940 It must be nice living in Australia away from him.

02:16:36.420 Yeah, no, actually.

02:16:37.860 No.

02:16:38.820 I haven't.

02:16:39.280 I've only seen, like, memes of him.

02:16:41.460 Sure.

02:16:42.040 Would you date young Donald Trump?

02:16:44.400 I don't even know what he looked like when he was young.

02:16:46.300 He was very dashingly handsome.

02:16:47.720 Hey, pull up his mugshot, please.

02:16:51.800 I don't know much about him, so I can't really have an opinion.

02:16:55.840 No, I think he's a little bit too.

02:16:57.020 I think he uses as much fake tan as you guys.

02:17:00.800 Oh, this is a fake tan.

02:17:01.960 Oh, my God.

02:17:03.240 It's a natural tan day.

02:17:04.660 This is a fake tan.

02:17:05.260 Oh, so it's natural?

02:17:06.340 Yeah.

02:17:06.760 Oh, okay.

02:17:07.140 It is the Gold Coast.

02:17:08.500 Yeah, my bad.

02:17:10.020 Oh, my God.

02:17:10.940 That's not...

02:17:11.500 Okay.

02:17:12.000 Whoa.

02:17:12.520 They Photoshopped this.

02:17:14.940 They Photoshopped this.

02:17:16.160 This is recent.

02:17:16.820 This is not young Donald Trump.

02:17:17.960 They Photoshopped this.

02:17:18.940 They put red in his eyes.

02:17:20.280 That's definitely, you know...

02:17:21.340 I feel mean.

02:17:22.340 Anyways.

02:17:24.120 Handsome guy, right?

02:17:25.020 I wouldn't date him if he was younger than me.

02:17:28.400 Okay.

02:17:28.920 All right.

02:17:29.420 I'm curious.

02:17:30.040 So, if the election was today, would you vote for Trump?

02:17:33.480 Yeah.

02:17:34.680 Okay.

02:17:34.900 Wait, but are you a U.S. citizen?

02:17:36.880 Yes.

02:17:37.460 Oh, I thought you...

02:17:38.060 Didn't you say you were from Russia?

02:17:39.580 Yeah.

02:17:40.060 I came here when I was three.

02:17:41.360 Uzbekistan.

02:17:41.780 Kazakhstan's the best.

02:17:43.680 Uzbekistan.

02:17:44.140 I think I know your answer.

02:17:45.420 F no.

02:17:46.340 I was just going to say no.

02:17:47.600 Okay.

02:17:48.660 And then...

02:17:50.060 I'm still on the fence.

02:17:51.260 My family knows.

02:17:52.160 I'm very, very divided.

02:17:53.900 I feel you.

02:17:56.260 I just don't know.

02:17:57.460 And then Australia, so not applicable.

02:18:00.720 Who are you going to vote for in the presidential election?

02:18:05.900 I don't vote.

02:18:07.320 Okay.

02:18:08.860 Okay.

02:18:09.740 No idea.

02:18:11.280 Trump.

02:18:12.580 I think I know your answer.

02:18:13.860 I'm like, you know my answer.

02:18:14.680 This is a Trump-heavy panel.

02:18:16.400 Why don't you vote?

02:18:18.320 We could do young Donald.

02:18:20.200 There he is.

02:18:20.800 That's cool.

02:18:21.120 Still kind of hold.

02:18:21.840 Not going to lie.

02:18:22.260 He's just a little bit.

02:18:24.880 Oh, is that successful, Donald, though?

02:18:26.400 Yeah.

02:18:27.320 That's before he really started.

02:18:28.680 He picks his eyebrows.

02:18:30.400 Look, he's got some eyebrows.

02:18:32.160 It's not body shame, okay?

02:18:33.440 This son is going to be so good.

02:18:34.360 All right.

02:18:35.200 His trousers on.

02:18:35.900 Yeah, this is a bit, you know...

02:18:37.500 I think perhaps some of them are a bit frightened in your presence, Charlie, to reveal their super progressive and liberal positions here.

02:18:46.080 I'm not a bear.

02:18:47.540 He's not a bear.

02:18:48.760 I'm not a bear.

02:18:49.540 I'm going to read...

02:18:51.360 Actually, I'll wait a little bit on the chat.

02:18:54.040 I did want to come back to the feminist conversation.

02:18:57.480 Would you date a guy who's not a feminist?

02:19:01.560 In what way?

02:19:02.640 Like he's just not a feminist.

02:19:03.880 Like what does he not...

02:19:04.920 Does he want me to not vote?

02:19:09.420 He's fine with women voting.

02:19:11.500 Let's just say that.

02:19:12.280 But he's not a feminist.

02:19:13.120 I don't know.

02:19:18.000 I think that question has to be elaborated a little bit more.

02:19:20.740 It's pretty generalized.

02:19:22.840 It's hard for me to say.

02:19:24.180 Okay.

02:19:24.700 I'll move it on.

02:19:25.360 What about you?

02:19:26.980 Well, is he anti-feminist or is he just like, oh, I don't hold political views type of guy?

02:19:32.400 He is anti-feminist.

02:19:35.340 Oh, hey, no.

02:19:36.080 No?

02:19:36.720 Would you date an anti-feminist guy?

02:19:40.580 No.

02:19:40.940 Oh, no.

02:19:43.120 Actually, and you were gone when we asked this.

02:19:45.220 Would you date Donald Trump?

02:19:46.660 No.

02:19:47.840 Young Donald Trump?

02:19:49.040 What?

02:19:49.980 Young Donald Trump.

02:19:51.940 Okay.

02:19:52.500 There were so many of us.

02:19:55.660 Yes.

02:19:56.340 Would you date an anti-feminist?

02:19:58.380 It would.

02:19:59.500 If he's hateful and hates women, I don't want to hear it.

02:20:01.640 So probably not.

02:20:03.440 Okay.

02:20:03.960 Well, so you can be not a feminist, but also like women.

02:20:09.860 Okay.

02:20:10.380 Then you, sure.

02:20:10.840 But you can't be anti-feminist.

02:20:13.120 I can't be anti-feminist and like woman, really.

02:20:15.100 No, you can.

02:20:15.940 To that degree.

02:20:16.780 I mean, because anti-feminist men are saying that women shouldn't vote, that they should

02:20:20.660 stay in a house.

02:20:20.980 No, not necessarily.

02:20:22.920 Not necessarily.

02:20:25.080 So you can be, so feminism is an ideology.

02:20:27.740 It has nothing to do with, like, you could love women.

02:20:30.560 If they label themselves as an anti-feminist man, let's say.

02:20:33.220 You're saying they tend to.

02:20:34.520 Yes.

02:20:34.740 They tend to be those type of guys.

02:20:36.260 It's not clear to me if that's true.

02:20:37.420 And we're going under generalization, you know.

02:20:39.500 Then let me ask this question.

02:20:41.660 Do women who label themselves as feminists, do they hate men?

02:20:45.780 No.

02:20:47.560 Okay.

02:20:47.840 Are there feminists who hate men?

02:20:49.420 For sure.

02:20:50.100 Very much.

02:20:50.280 Sure.

02:20:50.720 Yeah.

02:20:50.940 And there's anti-feminists who hate women.

02:20:53.140 Yeah.

02:20:53.660 And there's feminists who hate women.

02:20:55.260 It's a weird world.

02:20:56.080 There's anti-feminist women who also don't have any hate for women either.

02:20:59.860 Yeah.

02:21:00.120 It's a weird world.

02:21:01.100 Yeah.

02:21:01.240 But you can be a woman and be anti-feminist.

02:21:03.940 Yeah.

02:21:05.060 Yeah.

02:21:06.580 It's not clear to me.

02:21:07.700 So what, I mean, if you had to assign a percentage, what percentage of anti-feminists do you think

02:21:12.300 also hate women?

02:21:14.400 Over half.

02:21:15.280 That's why I would just.

02:21:15.840 More than half?

02:21:16.420 Yeah.

02:21:16.640 That's why I would just choose no for that man.

02:21:18.520 It's a pretty big number.

02:21:19.920 I'm not sure I, I don't know if they've done a study on this, but I can't imagine that

02:21:23.040 that's actually accurate.

02:21:24.680 Where were we going around the table?

02:21:26.860 Would you date an anti-feminist?

02:21:28.140 Um, no.

02:21:33.600 No?

02:21:34.300 Okay.

02:21:35.540 Probably not.

02:21:37.060 No.

02:21:38.020 Yeah, sure.

02:21:38.640 Take back the right to vote.

02:21:39.400 I don't care.

02:21:40.420 We didn't earn it.

02:21:41.460 Nope.

02:21:41.940 What?

02:21:42.200 Oh, there you go.

02:21:42.940 Okay.

02:21:43.120 That's the new one.

02:21:43.920 It's based.

02:21:44.720 Okay.

02:21:45.920 I would.

02:21:47.300 You would.

02:21:47.860 Okay.

02:21:48.280 All right.

02:21:49.520 Yeah.

02:21:49.980 Well, there you have it, folks.

02:21:52.080 I don't hold up.

02:21:53.100 First off, if you.

02:21:54.080 Wait, I have a quick question.

02:21:54.760 Can I please ask?

02:21:55.600 Okay.

02:21:55.780 So if you say, take back the right to vote.

02:21:58.500 Okay, cool.

02:21:59.640 Let's say they do that and they promise you everything traditional, right?

02:22:03.780 But then they say, by the way, because of the way that we've been living under the way

02:22:07.980 things are right now, we're under the whole population thing where there's not enough workforce,

02:22:12.040 which is already what they're saying, right?

02:22:13.380 So what if they implement a new law where they say, women have to have four kids, five kids,

02:22:19.160 six kids even, and they write that into law.

02:22:21.080 You can't vote on it.

02:22:22.320 Are you okay with that?

02:22:23.520 Oh, yeah.

02:22:23.940 I want like 12.

02:22:24.860 Like, I want a huge family.

02:22:25.940 And you are okay with all your daughters being forced to have six kids and their daughters

02:22:30.080 being forced to have six kids.

02:22:31.680 Yeah.

02:22:31.920 Like, you understand that it's not just you being affected.

02:22:34.880 It's everyone around you.

02:22:36.120 Wait, you object to people being forced into something?

02:22:39.220 Yeah.

02:22:39.560 I object to people being forced to have six kids.

02:22:41.800 Oh, and what about the draft?

02:22:44.100 I'm against the force.

02:22:46.560 Yeah, but you, but okay, the current status quo is men are forced into registering for

02:22:51.500 the Selective Service.

02:22:52.280 Because we already agreed that there has to be a draft.

02:22:54.300 By the way, the scenario that you outlined would, I can't imagine, even, I don't even

02:22:59.240 think historically.

02:22:59.440 I would hope it would never happen.

02:23:00.820 I don't even think historically there's ever been a law that compelled women to have children.

02:23:06.640 Now, it could have been socially and culturally.

02:23:08.300 They don't even have that in Saudi Arabia.

02:23:10.000 Yeah, they don't even have that in like.

02:23:11.420 Like, it was just, it was just an example.

02:23:13.160 I just wanted to, I just wanted to see where her mind was at.

02:23:15.780 She answered it truthfully.

02:23:16.940 And that's that.

02:23:18.420 It's not an argument thing.

02:23:19.360 It's just, I wanted to see where she stood with that.

02:23:21.540 Like, she's 100% okay.

02:23:22.580 I have a question.

02:23:23.180 What if we lived in a world that forced men onto the battlefield and they had to die and

02:23:29.200 go in the trenches and get trench foot and get chemical gas?

02:23:32.380 What if we, oh, you mean the current world?

02:23:34.900 Oh, okay.

02:23:35.500 Okay.

02:23:35.680 What if we lived in a world where men created that themselves?

02:23:39.900 Oh, wait, we do.

02:23:41.120 Well, actually here, let me just rebut what you're saying.

02:23:44.260 So they actually did an analysis of monarchs and they actually found that, uh, queens were

02:23:49.540 much more likely to wage war than kings.

02:23:51.560 Yeah, queens were also a lot more likely to have successful empires.

02:23:55.020 So that's one thing.

02:23:57.480 Okay.

02:23:57.940 But that doesn't really, it does.

02:23:59.700 Cause why did they have, you're saying, but it's men's fault.

02:24:02.780 If I point out something, no, I said that thing, the war thing.

02:24:06.240 I didn't say everything is men's fault.

02:24:07.700 Did I?

02:24:08.040 I said the war thing.

02:24:09.300 Right.

02:24:09.580 Who created that?

02:24:10.200 That's what I'm talking about.

02:24:10.800 Men.

02:24:11.560 Who created war?

02:24:13.420 It's not clear to me if men created war.

02:24:15.680 So are you arguing that women are actually outlaw of war?

02:24:18.920 Let's assume.

02:24:19.600 Is that your argument, Brian?

02:24:20.420 Hold on, let's assume that there were no men and there, it was just societies of women.

02:24:24.600 They could, uh, what is asexual reproduction?

02:24:27.200 I don't know what the term is called.

02:24:28.460 Parthenogenesis.

02:24:28.840 You don't think like differing tribes of women, you don't think they would like engage in warfare?

02:24:34.960 A hundred percent.

02:24:35.660 I just don't think that they would have the current draft that we have.

02:24:39.020 I don't think that there would be a draft.

02:24:40.720 Well, this is a very hypothetical scenario.

02:24:42.420 Yeah, it very much is, but I don't think we'd have the current draft scenario that we have

02:24:46.360 if women were the ones at the front lines.

02:24:49.060 There's no men ever.

02:24:50.300 No, women wouldn't be choosing.

02:24:51.500 Let's just send everyone to war.

02:24:53.780 Wait, so what's the argument?

02:24:56.500 What's the argument?

02:24:57.480 Are you saying women want peace more?

02:24:59.720 No, he just asked me who started war and I said men.

02:25:03.260 Oh, and I was asked.

02:25:03.980 I didn't ask you that question.

02:25:05.120 You just, that manifested out the ether.

02:25:07.560 What just happened?

02:25:08.340 Okay, anyways, I had that point.

02:25:11.260 I said men started war and you were arguing against that.

02:25:13.860 That was that.

02:25:15.420 So you're saying that women, if men didn't start war, then who did?

02:25:18.600 Women.

02:25:18.700 It's not clear to me if it's because of gender that wars occur.

02:25:22.200 There's various geopolitical conflicts.

02:25:24.740 This is my land.

02:25:25.660 No, it's my land.

02:25:27.200 It's not clear.

02:25:28.160 I'm a man.

02:25:29.080 I have a pee-pee.

02:25:31.000 Because of this, I'm going to go to war with other men because they're men.

02:25:35.640 That's not the justification or pretext for war.

02:25:39.200 I think that the current way that we handle war and that war is, is because of men.

02:25:44.580 How's that?

02:25:46.000 That's just my opinion.

02:25:46.920 How's the way we handle war?

02:25:48.840 The current political state, the way war is, I just feel like that's because of men.

02:25:54.460 If you disagree and you say it's because of women, that's...

02:25:56.840 No, I'm not saying it's because of women.

02:25:58.200 And it's not clear to me if it's because of gender or because of sex.

02:26:02.880 Oh, I believe so.

02:26:04.300 Hmm?

02:26:04.580 I believe so.

02:26:05.620 So you think, so men engage in warfare because men?

02:26:09.840 Yeah.

02:26:10.380 Because of our male nature?

02:26:12.900 Yeah.

02:26:15.560 It couldn't be due to geopolitical conflicts?

02:26:19.980 This is my land.

02:26:20.920 No, that's my land.

02:26:22.640 I feel like it could be handled very much other ways than war.

02:26:25.900 But because of the way that the war, the world already is, like, we're at a point where the only option is war.

02:26:31.900 You can't, you can't give humans war and atomic bombs and all these things and then expect them to be like, actually, let's just have peace forever and ever.

02:26:39.460 Like, because you guys already introduced war and all these things and the current political state, we're always going to have war with the way we run things right now.

02:26:47.520 Yeah.

02:26:48.720 Okay.

02:26:50.580 I'm not really hearing an argument, though.

02:26:52.380 There was no argument.

02:26:53.460 I just said that this was because of men.

02:26:55.220 You wanted to argue against that, so this kind of prolonged.

02:26:57.680 Is it because of men or because of human beings?

02:26:59.620 Yeah, that's kind of what I'm getting at.

02:27:01.640 Well, I think it's because of men.

02:27:03.120 So if women ran the world, what would that look like?

02:27:05.580 I honestly don't know, but a lot more peaceful than it is right now.

02:27:08.800 Free tampons.

02:27:09.520 So that's an interesting question.

02:27:11.520 Do you fight more amongst other women or do you see men fight amongst other male friends?

02:27:18.960 Honestly, the way things are handled, I see men have a lot more conflicts than women.

02:27:23.240 Men are more physical.

02:27:25.440 But not to say women are more than men.

02:27:26.360 Do women hold grudges more or do men hold grudges more?

02:27:29.080 Honestly, the way I see it in the world, too, men.

02:27:31.140 You know the answer.

02:27:31.680 I can see it on your face.

02:27:33.060 Men duke it out faster.

02:27:34.380 Do men forgive quicker?

02:27:35.860 I don't know about that.

02:27:37.040 I think it depends on the man.

02:27:38.740 Do you hold grudges against other women?

02:27:41.480 I don't.

02:27:42.020 Wait, you were going to say, actually, when it came to the grudges question, what was going to be your statement?

02:27:48.580 Oh, I don't feel like...

02:27:49.940 He was asking who holds grudges more.

02:27:53.800 I don't know.

02:27:55.500 I don't think women have to hold grudges more.

02:27:56.880 Going around the table, go ahead.

02:28:00.020 Who holds grudges more?

02:28:01.240 Huh?

02:28:02.060 What was the question?

02:28:03.400 You didn't hear what he literally just said 10 seconds ago?

02:28:07.020 Yeah.

02:28:07.800 Yeah.

02:28:15.120 What do you think?

02:28:17.540 I wanted to say that there's lots of war in non-humans.

02:28:21.500 Chimps and lots of animals do war.

02:28:24.040 And a lot of females.

02:28:24.980 We talked about mama bears.

02:28:25.880 There's very few things more violent than a mama if you come after her babies.

02:28:29.760 So I don't think violence is the exclusive bastion of men.

02:28:32.060 I just think because in sexually dimorphic species, ones where the male is bigger than the female, men are stronger and can do more damage.

02:28:38.840 They're just bigger.

02:28:39.660 But that's not all animals.

02:28:40.700 Is conflict inherently masculine?

02:28:45.020 It's inherently human.

02:28:46.640 I agree.

02:28:47.260 Yeah.

02:28:48.480 Yeah, human.

02:28:50.080 Would the world be better run with more of a feminine approach or masculine approach?

02:28:54.040 I feel like it needs to be more balanced.

02:28:57.660 Because what I mean by that is men aren't just masculine forces, whereas women aren't just feminine forces.

02:29:04.880 They're a blend.

02:29:05.420 So currently in America, is America run in a more feminine way or more masculine way right now?

02:29:11.220 It's kind of hard because even, I feel like, if you look at most men in America right now, they have a lot more femininity than they should.

02:29:22.560 I agree.

02:29:22.680 Like, they're not masculine enough.

02:29:23.960 So.

02:29:24.920 So I don't know.

02:29:25.920 So let me ask it differently.

02:29:27.140 Do you think in America, feelings triumphs over reason or does reason triumph over feelings?

02:29:35.300 The former.

02:29:36.380 Feelings.

02:29:36.840 Nonsense.

02:29:37.660 Feelings over reason?

02:29:38.540 Right now.

02:29:39.600 Currently, yeah.

02:29:40.140 I think, certainly on the internet and it's nonsense.

02:29:42.540 And that would be more feminine than it is masculine.

02:29:45.240 Yeah.

02:29:47.260 Okay.

02:29:49.820 Anyone care to disagree?

02:29:51.040 Anyone else on the way in?

02:29:52.080 Bring back men.

02:29:52.760 Even my most ardent feminist friends.

02:29:55.300 Bring back men.

02:29:56.120 At certain times, they want a man.

02:29:58.940 That's in us.

02:30:00.480 And maybe there's a time to be sort of a man and there's a time to be what's ascribed as more feminine, right?

02:30:07.440 When you listen to your wife, Kvetch, about stuff.

02:30:10.240 Yes.

02:30:10.740 You're kind of giving to that.

02:30:12.140 So when society is more feminine, it is...

02:30:16.060 So in the traditional nuclear family, it is dad or the male's job to say no, to be the rule giver, to put in order and regimen.

02:30:24.900 And that's not to say that mom can't, but mom is supposed to be there to be the more empathetic, compassionate.

02:30:30.060 And we see this time and time again, by the way, of boys that are raised by just moms, very, very violent in their trajectory, right?

02:30:39.120 Especially if they don't have men around.

02:30:40.480 It's just the way it is.

02:30:41.480 Because they've never had a male figure to tell them no.

02:30:44.160 Do you guys think in America right now we have a self-control problem?

02:30:49.600 I do.

02:30:50.260 100,000%.

02:30:51.380 Yeah.

02:30:52.460 Do you think that might be because we have more homes without fathers than homes with fathers?

02:30:57.340 It might even be a product of capitalism.

02:30:59.780 I'm going to bring that back.

02:31:01.360 You might be.

02:31:02.080 Because if I can buy it, I'm going to buy everything.

02:31:04.860 I want to buy six of these types of sweatshirts rather than just one.

02:31:09.360 And that comes back to self-control.

02:31:11.680 Yeah.

02:31:12.140 We definitely do not have willpower or self-control.

02:31:15.800 It's actually the two greatest predictors of human success is intelligence and self-control.

02:31:20.640 One of those you can control.

02:31:21.820 One of those you can't.

02:31:24.600 Did anybody else want to answer this question?

02:31:26.340 I'm just this lively chatter here.

02:31:28.980 He was asking a question.

02:31:32.120 Okay.

02:31:32.500 Here.

02:31:32.700 I'll help prompt things along then.

02:31:34.600 Let's talk about something like abortion, trans.

02:31:36.720 Is there something I can get people talking or something?

02:31:39.120 Okay.

02:31:39.360 I got something.

02:31:39.820 All right.

02:31:40.000 Come on.

02:31:40.500 I got to go in about 30 minutes.

02:31:42.000 Okay.

02:31:42.740 Okay.

02:31:43.420 Hard out at like 8 p.m.

02:31:44.640 Yeah.

02:31:45.040 Okay.

02:31:45.360 Yeah.

02:31:45.780 Okay.

02:31:46.580 So, okay.

02:31:47.280 I've got to get home to my one.

02:31:47.980 I'm going to make it dating related, but related here.

02:31:50.560 Make it spicy.

02:31:51.460 Let's get to.

02:31:51.620 I'll give you spicy.

02:31:52.400 Let's get to habanero.

02:31:53.740 All right.

02:31:54.000 Let's turn it up here.

02:31:54.860 All right.

02:31:55.240 Okay.

02:31:55.440 Would you object to a man not wanting to date a trans woman?

02:32:01.400 Would I object to a man not wanting to date a trans woman?

02:32:05.280 Yeah.

02:32:05.400 So, a biological man who thinks he's a woman.

02:32:07.320 Yeah.

02:32:08.140 No.

02:32:08.940 That's his choice.

02:32:09.880 Okay.

02:32:10.020 He doesn't want to date a trans woman.

02:32:11.220 No.

02:32:12.420 No?

02:32:12.840 Same way.

02:32:13.360 I wouldn't object to a woman not wanting to date a trans man.

02:32:18.880 Yeah.

02:32:19.340 I agree with that.

02:32:22.120 No.

02:32:23.480 No.

02:32:23.840 No.

02:32:25.980 No.

02:32:26.980 No.

02:32:28.080 That's his choice if he wants to date a trans man or not.

02:32:30.920 All right.

02:32:31.160 So, let me try to spice it up here.

02:32:32.960 Go ahead.

02:32:34.220 What is a woman?

02:32:36.060 That's a good question.

02:32:38.120 Biologically?

02:32:39.600 Yeah.

02:32:39.800 We'll start with you.

02:32:40.840 Go ahead.

02:32:41.060 What is a woman?

02:32:41.560 The uterus.

02:32:42.840 Uterus, hormones.

02:32:44.900 Are there other definitions of women that we should accept?

02:32:48.640 This is an important...

02:32:49.700 This is definitely dating-related.

02:32:50.240 This is not a silly question.

02:32:51.260 This is super important.

02:32:52.180 It ties in with the other one.

02:32:53.240 It ties in with feminism, too.

02:32:54.520 Yeah.

02:32:54.880 Sure.

02:32:57.020 That's the ground.

02:32:58.420 That's the fundamental...

02:32:59.640 Question.

02:33:02.020 ...importance.

02:33:03.420 Fundamental.

02:33:04.140 Yeah.

02:33:04.480 Important.

02:33:04.840 How about this way?

02:33:05.960 Anybody can chime in.

02:33:07.060 Can someone that doesn't have a uterus that has a...

02:33:10.300 Wait.

02:33:10.540 Should we just go around and let that show?

02:33:12.060 Sure.

02:33:12.220 No.

02:33:12.560 What is a woman?

02:33:13.620 A woman is someone with a uterus.

02:33:15.840 However, a uterus doesn't always define a woman because, for example, you can have your

02:33:20.720 uterus surgically removed.

02:33:21.920 You're not any less of a woman because of that.

02:33:24.440 Should we have them all answered?

02:33:25.680 Yeah.

02:33:25.820 I think so.

02:33:26.240 Yeah.

02:33:26.740 And then if you want to respond, go ahead.

02:33:30.180 Yeah.

02:33:30.600 I believe that a woman has a uterus, so...

02:33:33.900 So that would make me not a woman, in essence.

02:33:37.460 Here.

02:33:37.860 Let's let the girls answer.

02:33:38.900 Go ahead.

02:33:39.440 No.

02:33:39.960 You're asking if gender and sex are synonyms, and that's the big debate.

02:33:43.880 If you think the word woman is a synonym for the word female, then you would say a woman

02:33:48.560 has primary and secondary sexual characteristics.

02:33:52.040 If you're saying the words woman and female are not synonyms, then you could include trans

02:33:56.400 people who call themselves women but don't have the first or primary or secondary characteristics.

02:34:00.300 That's the debate.

02:34:01.460 Right?

02:34:01.560 Anyone with a uterus?

02:34:06.180 Or had it.

02:34:07.120 I mean, biologically, it's someone that has XX chromosomes.

02:34:12.720 Yes, someone with a uterus.

02:34:15.240 XX chromosomes.

02:34:17.600 I mean, yeah, I think there's men and women, there's not really anything in between.

02:34:21.700 I think you need to be born with uterus, vagina, boobs.

02:34:25.320 Yes.

02:34:25.680 Everything.

02:34:26.720 Well, intersex is more common than red hair or green eyes.

02:34:29.320 It's not true, but that's okay.

02:34:30.820 It's a good talking point.

02:34:31.100 It's about 1%, right?

02:34:32.080 It's not true.

02:34:32.100 No, it's not even close.

02:34:32.980 But it's a good talking point.

02:34:34.320 What is it then?

02:34:35.240 Because it's not zero.

02:34:35.980 It's like .001%.

02:34:37.520 But they exist.

02:34:38.280 It totally exists, yes.

02:34:40.120 No, I only pick on you for that.

02:34:41.780 No, no, if I'm wrong about that.

02:34:42.860 But they do exist.

02:34:43.640 So we do have people that are not male, sort of, not female, sort of.

02:34:47.020 But it's a deformity, right?

02:34:48.140 Right, right, but they're not choosing to be, trying to become a male.

02:34:51.640 Of course.

02:34:52.180 No, I'm not talking about something else.

02:34:53.340 So, for example, if I was born without a leg, that's absent of being two-legged.

02:34:58.040 It doesn't create a new category of something, right?

02:35:01.420 Okay.

02:35:01.900 And intersex is XXY.

02:35:04.580 So they're either more female or more male.

02:35:06.800 They're usually more female, usually.

02:35:08.460 But sometimes they cannot have both sex organs, a.k.a. they cannot impregnate themselves.

02:35:13.420 So there's, it's...

02:35:13.960 Hermaphrodite.

02:35:14.420 Yeah, exactly.

02:35:15.800 Let me ask it this way.

02:35:17.280 Does anyone believe that biological men can become a woman?

02:35:25.960 I think people can call themselves unicorns at this point in time if they want to.

02:35:30.440 So if that's what they choose to say, that's what it is.

02:35:35.660 But becoming a woman is a very...

02:35:39.440 In short, no.

02:35:40.240 I'm not going to deny trans people is women.

02:35:46.380 Okay.

02:35:46.640 So can I pause there?

02:35:48.020 So if...

02:35:49.240 As a woman, can womanhood then just be appropriated?

02:35:55.200 Someone can then say, I am what you are.

02:35:57.720 No.

02:35:59.020 You said you're not going to deny trans women.

02:36:00.820 Yeah.

02:36:01.140 So Dylan Mulvaney, who's a biological man who thinks he's a preteen woman, is he a woman?

02:36:09.120 I feel like I'm just not in the position to tell him he's not a woman.

02:36:12.540 If he says, if they say that they are a woman, I have no, you know what I mean?

02:36:18.780 I'm not going to be like, are you a woman?

02:36:20.180 Are you a man?

02:36:20.820 That's nothing to do with me, honestly.

02:36:22.960 Got it.

02:36:23.260 So if I'm 30, if I said I was 12, would you acknowledge that?

02:36:28.280 Yes.

02:36:29.200 I would.

02:36:30.060 You would?

02:36:30.560 Okay.

02:36:30.800 I would acknowledge it as dumb.

02:36:32.580 As dumb?

02:36:33.320 So why is it dumb for age?

02:36:34.880 But I guess your answer previously.

02:36:36.380 Yeah.

02:36:36.880 But why is it with sex or gender, we kind of get really cautious and saying, well, I'm

02:36:41.460 not going to deny it, but if I said I was a wolf, you would laugh at me.

02:36:45.000 If I said I was a giraffe, you'd laugh at me.

02:36:46.680 But with sex and gender, we're like, oh, you could be whatever you want.

02:36:50.560 Because it's, I don't know, honestly, I've been looking at it from different perspectives

02:36:55.140 ever since that issue kind of came up.

02:36:57.220 Because I'm also, like I said, religious and also believe in the Bible.

02:37:00.300 So it's like really conflicting, you know?

02:37:02.260 But I feel like I heard this one thing on it where it was saying that it's almost like,

02:37:08.240 again, I'm not saying this is my concrete belief, but I just heard this, which kind

02:37:11.920 of made me think a little bit more about it.

02:37:13.600 And they were saying how it's kind of like a mental illness.

02:37:16.120 Like, you know, how someone could be 30 and they could truly believe they're 12.

02:37:20.780 Like, those people really exist.

02:37:22.620 It's a mental illness.

02:37:23.640 Yes.

02:37:24.080 Those people exist.

02:37:25.160 You don't deny them that they exist.

02:37:26.720 You don't tell them, yeah, you're 30.

02:37:28.460 Like, what are you doing with your life?

02:37:29.440 Like, you acknowledge that it's a mental illness and you treat the person as such.

02:37:33.640 Great point.

02:37:34.380 So if somebody, you're in healthcare, came to you with, and they said, I'm anorexic.

02:37:38.580 So I think I'm fat.

02:37:40.080 And they said, I want liposuction.

02:37:42.980 Which means the forcible removal of fat.

02:37:45.120 Should you give them that surgery?

02:37:46.480 Of course not.

02:37:47.140 Because that would be compromising their actual health.

02:37:48.940 Hold on.

02:37:49.260 But you just said that we, basically, that we have to affirm somebody's mental illness.

02:37:54.760 They want liposuction.

02:37:56.060 Why shouldn't they get it?

02:37:57.700 No, I didn't, I didn't mean to affirm their mental illness as in, except, oh, you are 12.

02:38:01.920 I'm saying we shouldn't treat them as in, you shouldn't go up to them to the 12, the 30.

02:38:08.300 The 30-year-old who thinks he's 12, which is a thing.

02:38:10.120 And you shouldn't, because, like, that's how people talk to trans people, right?

02:38:12.860 They'll go up to them and be like, ha, ha, you think you're a woman.

02:38:16.100 Treat them with that disrespect and all that disdain.

02:38:18.540 Whereas if you see the 30-year-old who's a 12-year-old, you don't go up to them telling them that they're 30.

02:38:24.340 You accept that they have a mental illness.

02:38:26.560 Of course.

02:38:27.000 And you, you know what I mean?

02:38:28.840 So let's apply it to the trans thing, the 30-year-old, 12-year-old, and the liposuction thing.

02:38:33.540 Wouldn't it make more sense to treat the person and say, you're not what you think you are,

02:38:38.240 rather than affirming the lie that they think they're something else?

02:38:43.080 I see.

02:38:43.980 Because in the liposuction example, anorexia, you'd be like, no way would we give you forcible removal of fat if you're anorexic.

02:38:49.920 But they'll just go to the next doctor who will.

02:38:52.180 Will they?

02:38:53.460 A doctor will not, under current medical procedure, give liposuction to anorexia patient.

02:38:58.820 Correct.

02:38:59.700 But in trans care, a 14-year-old can get their breasts removed if they think they're another sex.

02:39:05.760 If they think it.

02:39:06.400 See, and that's, that's where, like, it's really complicated.

02:39:09.400 Because it's like, if it is a mental illness, and if that, I'm not saying I 100% can't believe this,

02:39:14.160 but if that's the case, then you shouldn't, there should be a line of marker.

02:39:18.020 Because it's like, you shouldn't let someone who wants to mutilate their genitalia before their brains even develop.

02:39:24.020 I totally agree.

02:39:24.940 Do that if, if it is a mental illness, and it is something that's heavily messing up their brain.

02:39:30.100 You're onto something.

02:39:31.320 And so the question is, when it comes to trans people, why don't we treat their, treat their brain instead of their body?

02:39:38.480 See, I feel like, yeah, that's a good, really good point.

02:39:41.400 That's a really good point.

02:39:42.480 But, I can't really argue against, I, I also, if my, even though I accept trans people, and I do believe that trans women exist, I'm not going to deny them.

02:39:51.840 I don't know, you're, you're close, you're close to, you're just saying that as a, I think you're saying that as a talking point.

02:39:56.260 Listen, but if my daughter, who is 10 years old, tells me, mom, like, I want, or actually, let's make this easier.

02:40:04.000 If it's my son that tells me, because that way he has a genitalia that could be cut off, right?

02:40:08.060 If he tells me, mom, I'm not a, I'm not a boy, I'm actually a woman, mutilate my genitalia, I wouldn't do that.

02:40:14.980 Okay.

02:40:15.580 I wouldn't.

02:40:15.900 But, so you, but you just said.

02:40:17.660 But if they turned 18, and they asked me, mom, will you consent to me doing this?

02:40:22.700 Like, will you disown me as a child, or are you going to accept me as your child who's a woman?

02:40:26.780 I would accept them as my child.

02:40:27.760 No, you're, you're being consistent, and at least you acknowledge the adult-child distinction, which is super important.

02:40:32.380 Which right now, just so we're clear, in California, as a 14-year-old, you can get your breasts chopped off, hysterectomies, like, insane, irreversible damage.

02:40:39.540 Yeah, I don't believe that should be the case.

02:40:41.080 It's great, and I totally, I think that's a bipartisan agreement.

02:40:44.140 However, it gets back to the question of, and I don't even know if you believe it, but you're saying it, that you say trans people exist, trans people exist.

02:40:52.200 Okay, they exist as human beings.

02:40:54.000 The question is, are they objectively the thing they say they are?

02:41:00.600 I'm not one to answer that.

02:41:02.120 Fair enough.

02:41:02.940 Does anybody have a comment on that?

02:41:05.700 They used to call it gender dysphoria, right?

02:41:07.560 Yeah, that's what it was in the DSM-3, DSM-4, and then the DSM-5, which is the Diagnostic Statistical Manual for Psychiatric Care in the United States.

02:41:15.460 But no, very, you've been intellectually honest on that.

02:41:17.720 And I think it's not a silly question, because I'm here with a panel of women.

02:41:24.100 What it means to be a woman is a very serious thing, and it's a beautiful thing,

02:41:29.100 but it shouldn't be trivialized for somebody that can just appropriate it, wear a dress and some makeup,

02:41:33.580 and all of a sudden they enter the club of womanhood.

02:41:36.640 Sometimes frustrating what the most ardent ones think is womanhood, that it's just wearing pink and prancing around.

02:41:43.800 Women are more than that.

02:41:44.280 But is that an insult to women?

02:41:45.540 It sometimes feels that way to me.

02:41:47.180 It's like, that's what you think a woman is?

02:41:48.860 Like, we fly planes and shoot guns.

02:41:50.840 We do other stuff, too.

02:41:51.780 Yes, but you're complex beings made in the image of God.

02:41:56.280 Yeah, it's like some weird...

02:41:57.380 Not just a costume.

02:41:58.460 It's not like dressing for Cinco de Mayo or something, right?

02:42:01.120 It feels like they're wrapping themselves up and cosplaying womanhood in a sometimes weird way.

02:42:05.760 You brought up Dylan Mulvaney, and in his first video, it was like the day one of womanhood.

02:42:10.000 It was like, well, I cried four times and went into credit card debt.

02:42:12.500 And it's like, is that what you think this is?

02:42:14.700 Yes, but they do, because they think that the...

02:42:17.120 Again, I don't...

02:42:18.620 Sorry if I'm interrupting, Brian.

02:42:19.780 But I don't trivialize that some people that are trans are suffering.

02:42:25.240 So the question is, how do you treat suffering people with the truth?

02:42:28.840 So in a medical situation, if somebody comes in and you take their diagnosis, what they want,

02:42:34.360 and you know that there's something better for them, then you should lose your license as a doctor.

02:42:37.960 It doesn't matter what the patient wants.

02:42:39.640 The doctor should be treating them towards...

02:42:41.560 But the issue is that the new standard of care is no longer to try to bring somebody back

02:42:45.940 into biological alignment of their birth.

02:42:48.800 It's now to try to let them on whatever journey they might think they're on.

02:42:53.200 And especially with youth, that's a dangerous trajectory.

02:42:56.100 I'm going to switch things up a little bit here.

02:42:58.120 We're going to do something I don't think we've really done before.

02:43:02.240 We're going to do a little tagging in, tagging out.

02:43:05.920 So this will only be temporary for the last about 20, 30 minutes that we have Charlie.

02:43:10.240 So I'm going to tag three of you out.

02:43:12.340 You're going to stay here.

02:43:13.320 Just we'll tag you back in in 30 minutes or so.

02:43:15.880 Do you have like subs?

02:43:16.560 Is this like a hockey game?

02:43:17.380 We're going to sub people in, so you guys are going to get tagged out.

02:43:20.480 So I'm tagging you, you, and you out.

02:43:23.340 So just you guys can kick it back there for like 30 minutes.

02:43:25.920 You can, you know, grab a slice of pizza, take a little break.

02:43:29.260 And then other girls tagging...

02:43:30.980 Where do you keep the other people?

02:43:32.120 In the Harry Potter closet under the stairs.

02:43:33.980 You just have women waiting to come in here?

02:43:37.860 I'm ready to go.

02:43:39.200 Ready to go.

02:43:41.100 There's binders full of women ready to come.

02:43:43.040 Binders full of...

02:43:43.920 By the way, for everybody watching, is it a book plug?

02:43:47.500 Can I do this?

02:43:48.200 Can I just do it super quick?

02:43:48.960 Perfect.

02:43:49.400 Everyone, hello.

02:43:50.620 You guys can get my book, 45books.com.

02:43:53.300 Right Wing Revolution is available for sale.

02:43:55.320 Get a copy right now as we're doing the hockey change.

02:43:57.880 Be sure, guys, be sure to get it.

02:44:00.040 Is it on audio?

02:44:00.880 Yeah.

02:44:01.980 Where's the other...

02:44:02.840 Thank you.

02:44:03.220 Wait, where's the...

02:44:03.760 She's right over there.

02:44:04.920 Can you...

02:44:05.580 Hello?

02:44:06.160 Did she not get the memo?

02:44:08.300 Sorry.

02:44:09.480 I'm here.

02:44:10.020 I'm always here.

02:44:10.600 Hello.

02:44:11.020 All right.

02:44:11.620 We went to the bathroom.

02:44:12.620 All right.

02:44:12.840 We tagged in three here.

02:44:14.420 We tagged in three, so...

02:44:16.240 All right.

02:44:16.800 Welcome, guys.

02:44:18.180 Terrible time there.

02:44:18.980 Okay.

02:44:20.140 So...

02:44:20.540 Hi.

02:44:20.860 I was wondering where you were.

02:44:21.640 Oh, perfect.

02:44:22.420 Yeah, I think it goes well.

02:44:23.420 Absolutely.

02:44:25.300 It's hard.

02:44:27.060 I'm going to put the...

02:44:28.060 I'm sorry.

02:44:28.220 I'm signing it to Heather, by the way.

02:44:31.040 Oh, she's signing...

02:44:31.480 He's signing it to Heather.

02:44:32.540 There we go.

02:44:33.000 The husband is a fan of his.

02:44:34.240 Boom.

02:44:34.580 Beautiful.

02:44:35.020 Oh, nice.

02:44:36.000 Just the husband, for the record.

02:44:37.240 There you go.

02:44:38.040 I'm kidding.

02:44:39.300 Something that I think could be interesting, interested about, talking about, is submissiveness.

02:44:46.400 This is related to dating here.

02:44:48.720 Nick, could you find that umbrella picture?

02:44:50.680 And I'm curious, Charlie, if you kind of agree with the...

02:44:52.960 This is kind of, I guess, the biblical order of, like, a relationship.

02:44:56.720 Nick, do you know I'm talking about that umbrella picture?

02:44:59.520 So, going around the table, starting with you, do you think, when it comes to dating,

02:45:06.640 women ought to be submissive to their partner?

02:45:09.220 Yes.

02:45:09.780 Okay.

02:45:10.080 Generally, men lead.

02:45:11.460 Men lead, women follow?

02:45:12.640 Okay.

02:45:12.900 Generally.

02:45:13.300 To a degree.

02:45:14.020 To a degree?

02:45:14.960 No.

02:45:15.580 No?

02:45:16.900 Whatever works for the couple.

02:45:18.160 Okay.

02:45:18.720 I don't care.

02:45:19.460 Don't care?

02:45:19.900 If the man is deserving of it.

02:45:21.600 If he's deserving?

02:45:22.940 Depends.

02:45:23.740 Yeah, absolutely.

02:45:25.740 Yes, the wife should be submissive to the husband.

02:45:27.340 Nick, could you pull that photo up real quick?

02:45:28.920 Okay, so, you got Christ, husband, wife, and you agree with...

02:45:34.140 Yes, but the key is that the husband must submit to Christ.

02:45:37.160 That's important, is that if the husband fails to submit to Christ, then the wife no

02:45:41.020 longer has to submit to the husband.

02:45:42.380 Oh, I see.

02:45:43.020 That's the kicker that is not talked about.

02:45:45.140 See, I've never heard of that point when people talk about submissiveness.

02:45:47.800 They always say you have to follow the husband as...

02:45:49.820 Well, it's not what the scripture says.

02:45:51.020 The scripture says that women submit to your husbands as husbands submit to Christ.

02:45:55.560 See, that's a lot more valid.

02:45:56.680 And so, if the husband fails to submit to Jesus on the throne, well then, again, the entire

02:46:02.300 contract falls apart.

02:46:03.420 So, if the husband's an alcoholic, a drug addict...

02:46:05.800 Yeah, I mean, you have to use prudence, but yes, if the husband is repeatedly defying God's

02:46:10.180 teaching or law, if he's being adulterous, if he's being abusive, then submission is violated

02:46:15.900 because he's not submitting to Christ.

02:46:17.160 That doesn't mean that the husband won't sin, but if he makes a pattern and a repeated defiant

02:46:21.240 form of action, then that would violate that graphic and that scripture.

02:46:28.560 Isn't that one of also AA's things, submit yourself to Christ?

02:46:32.040 Yes, that's right.

02:46:32.840 Yeah, it's very important in AA to submit yourself to Christ.

02:46:34.720 AA is the most successful model to how to free people from addiction.

02:46:40.920 And the reason, and they've tried to replicate it, is because in AA, it is a uniquely Christian

02:46:48.000 or geo-Christian thing.

02:46:48.960 They have to admit God.

02:46:50.000 I think when you're very down about yourself and down in your own life, it's very easy

02:46:54.840 to accept God into your life.

02:46:58.040 Otherwise, it's a lot harder for other people, but when you're experiencing something like

02:47:01.240 addiction, it's a little easier to bring God into...

02:47:04.940 Or accept a higher power.

02:47:06.140 When you're down on yourself, it's like, oh, this is when I can accept a higher power because

02:47:10.800 you don't want to kind of blame yourself.

02:47:12.520 You want to be like, oh, it's a bigger power that's happening.

02:47:16.460 And it works because they realize that there is a God and it is not him.

02:47:22.660 I'm not him, essentially, so that there's a higher power.

02:47:25.620 Now, those of the three of you who we tagged in, you've heard Charlie here, you've heard

02:47:31.460 some takes from Charlie.

02:47:31.820 And all my hot takes.

02:47:32.700 Where were you hiding this whole time, by the way?

02:47:34.160 They were just diving out.

02:47:36.120 In the Harry Potter cupboard.

02:47:37.840 In the cupboard, yeah.

02:47:39.300 Did you guys hear anything that you disagreed?

02:47:42.660 I heard Bronazons.

02:47:43.380 You heard a couple of things.

02:47:43.860 Shout out Bronazons.

02:47:44.740 Bronazons.

02:47:45.400 You said his name wrong, Doc.

02:47:47.200 Bronazons?

02:47:47.600 Bronazons.

02:47:48.260 Spelt wrong.

02:47:48.580 Wow, that has nothing to...

02:47:49.560 Okay.

02:47:49.900 Did you hear anything that you disagreed with?

02:47:52.440 It was more generally disagreed with the panel.

02:47:55.120 It wasn't even him speaking.

02:47:57.500 It was about the whole war talk and how men will start wars and all this because of testosterone

02:48:04.240 or whatever.

02:48:04.880 That was crazy.

02:48:05.820 I just don't agree with that.

02:48:07.280 It's more of a...

02:48:07.960 Hold on.

02:48:08.560 Who's starting wars?

02:48:09.460 Well, no.

02:48:10.980 It's not a gender talk ever.

02:48:14.020 It is a class talk.

02:48:15.280 It's...

02:48:15.680 Oh, it's...

02:48:16.100 Okay.

02:48:16.460 Yeah.

02:48:16.780 So it's an argument based off of class rather than gender.

02:48:20.120 It's...

02:48:20.920 That's why the queen talk comes into play as well where queens start more wars than...

02:48:25.480 So you disagree with her on that.

02:48:27.480 Yeah.

02:48:27.720 But is there anything you heard Charlie say that you have any disagreed with?

02:48:30.500 Oh, I was supposed to bring up with Charlie.

02:48:32.640 That was the question, yes.

02:48:34.060 Didn't you have a few points?

02:48:35.220 Let me think about it for a second.

02:48:36.280 I don't remember.

02:48:36.360 We were just arguing in the chat, but I don't remember exactly a specific point.

02:48:42.720 Okay.

02:48:43.140 Do you remember anything we were saying?

02:48:44.560 Maybe a little bit about abortion?

02:48:46.340 Maybe a little bit about war?

02:48:46.600 We can talk about abortion.

02:48:47.960 Oh.

02:48:48.560 That never gets old.

02:48:50.320 I'll hit it.

02:48:50.860 Whatever.

02:48:51.460 That's fun.

02:48:51.960 That's a fun topic, isn't it?

02:48:53.640 Yeah.

02:48:54.000 I'm down.

02:48:54.360 Whenever you want.

02:48:55.000 I'm down to hit.

02:48:56.540 Absolutely.

02:48:56.900 I'm down to hit on that.

02:48:58.760 Let me just...

02:48:59.300 Just because some of these chats are going to fall off, I'm going to read like three or

02:49:02.520 four of them.

02:49:03.680 This is going to be complicated.

02:49:04.660 Can I grab water just really quick?

02:49:06.200 What is it?

02:49:06.960 Diva over here.

02:49:08.100 I love Diva.

02:49:08.920 Okay, Beyonce.

02:49:09.580 We'll get you...

02:49:10.780 Jeez.

02:49:11.620 Just hang tight.

02:49:12.820 Madison will get you guys water.

02:49:15.000 Thank you, honey.

02:49:15.760 I love you.

02:49:16.120 Sorry, guys.

02:49:17.960 I'm going to have to...

02:49:18.840 I'm going to skip everything, I think.

02:49:21.780 Shit.

02:49:22.640 This is going to be difficult.

02:49:24.740 Sorry, guys.

02:49:25.400 Hold on.

02:49:25.720 I put everything on pause, so it's just going to come in like, ladies, do not say man.

02:49:32.060 Do not give in.

02:49:32.700 This is our chance to passively, aggressively remind men how much we hate them.

02:49:37.360 Well, men are trash, and we need to remind them of this every day.

02:49:39.920 I stand with the bear.

02:49:41.180 Wow, Christine.

02:49:42.100 Does anybody here hate men?

02:49:43.680 Or does anybody here think men are trash?

02:49:45.320 I love them.

02:49:46.080 Okay, good to know.

02:49:47.100 I love them.

02:49:48.200 All right.

02:49:48.500 Sorry, guys.

02:49:48.940 These are going to come in like very...

02:49:51.060 They look like they're boxes for me that I can't lift.

02:49:53.180 Jesus.

02:49:55.000 Mtay, marriage and family is really important, but what if a woman feels gay?

02:49:59.280 Can it be healthy to marry a woman?

02:50:00.800 They pay $250 for this?

02:50:02.220 Yeah.

02:50:02.800 To have a family, or should we try to change to not be attracted to women?

02:50:08.540 I mean, I guess you can't change that, right?

02:50:10.420 I don't know.

02:50:10.780 You could still have families these days.

02:50:12.460 We have a TTS coming in here from Nickelodeon.

02:50:14.820 Nickelodeon donated $300.

02:50:17.640 New question.

02:50:19.040 You're in the woods and there is a bear.

02:50:21.220 Do you want a random man for help?

02:50:23.680 Hint, the male lion protects the pride.

02:50:26.720 The male chimps protect territory.

02:50:29.000 Animal instinct.

02:50:30.320 What a great hint.

02:50:30.820 Not because pee-pee.

02:50:34.440 Really quick, so do you want a random man for help?

02:50:39.440 Sure.

02:50:39.920 But I think everybody here said man, so Nickelodeon.

02:50:42.940 Okay.

02:50:43.520 Well, you're bear, right?

02:50:44.920 You guys are bear?

02:50:45.380 No, no, no.

02:50:45.720 Bear.

02:50:46.040 No, no.

02:50:46.600 I'm pandarian.

02:50:47.440 No, no.

02:50:47.600 Shut up.

02:50:49.080 Okay, so it's one-fifth of women are sexually assaulted, right, in the U.S.

02:50:53.520 So statistically, we should choose man, right, if it's a random person.

02:50:58.600 Mm-hmm.

02:50:59.080 Yeah.

02:50:59.800 That's just...

02:51:00.380 You disagree with your stat?

02:51:00.940 No, I'm not.

02:51:01.540 I'm going to not.

02:51:02.540 No, it's just a statistical line.

02:51:04.160 You don't even have to, like...

02:51:05.100 I'm choosing man, but that's just...

02:51:06.820 Not true?

02:51:07.140 You should choose the four out of five, right?

02:51:09.920 Yeah, sure.

02:51:10.220 Well, it makes sense, but...

02:51:11.240 That includes verbal assault, which is not the same thing.

02:51:14.380 Kill of cereal.

02:51:14.880 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:51:16.340 It does.

02:51:16.540 Holy buzz-knucking barrel of monkey fucks.

02:51:18.800 It's Charlie Kirk, your legend and a pioneer.

02:51:21.300 He's a brave and a decent man.

02:51:22.960 He's a pioneer.

02:51:23.940 He is.

02:51:24.520 He is.

02:51:25.200 Welcome back, ladies.

02:51:26.020 Do yourselves a favor and open your minds to his genius.

02:51:29.600 Spice it up with a ghost pepper.

02:51:31.120 See, we're trying to get there.

02:51:32.100 We're getting there.

02:51:32.720 We are getting there.

02:51:33.580 Yo, kill of cereal.

02:51:34.380 Thank you, man.

02:51:35.680 Okay, that one's coming through.

02:51:36.900 Sorry, guys.

02:51:37.280 We're getting through...

02:51:37.960 I'm just trying to get through all of these because a few of them are about to fall off.

02:51:41.880 Sorry that these didn't come through earlier.

02:51:43.200 I just had to pause it just to get through all of them kind of in...

02:51:47.100 Instead of them coming in piecemeal, I wanted to just get them all out at the same time just for the sake of time.

02:51:53.720 I'm so glad I'm not dating donated $300.

02:51:58.680 Oh, my God.

02:51:59.040 So, black dress.

02:52:00.380 You can answer this briefly if you want.

02:52:01.780 Say your daughter is 15-year-old, hypothetically.

02:52:04.420 It's prom at her high school.

02:52:06.700 She brings home her date.

02:52:08.660 Just so happens he's a 35-year-old man that identifies as 15.

02:52:13.360 Quick answer if you can.

02:52:15.100 No.

02:52:15.880 Object to it.

02:52:16.620 What type of question is that?

02:52:17.780 Well, it's because you said that any age can identify as any age.

02:52:21.300 No, I said that was a mental illness, actually.

02:52:24.320 Oh, okay.

02:52:24.720 I said there are 30-year-olds who do actually involve and actually say I'm 12, and that's a whole mental illness.

02:52:31.240 Okay.

02:52:31.740 So, he says, didn't want to submit a second, but why is TTS not working?

02:52:34.820 My question was tied to the current conversation and never went through.

02:52:37.600 We had to pause it temporarily just so we could get through a couple segments here, but I just got it now.

02:52:43.480 And you submitted that just like 10 minutes ago, but thank you, man.

02:52:46.700 I appreciate it.

02:52:47.880 And then we just have a few more here, guys.

02:52:49.900 A few more here.

02:52:51.760 And, Nick, you can hide this one that's a super.

02:52:54.680 It's below the threshold.

02:52:57.120 The Bronaissance donated $300.

02:52:59.340 Y'all crazy.

02:53:00.540 Y'all crazy.

02:53:01.060 Leche bags.

02:53:01.960 Leche bags.

02:53:03.380 Leche bags.

02:53:04.820 Leche bags.

02:53:06.220 Leche bags.

02:53:06.580 Hey, for the sake of time, I got to skip that one, man.

02:53:08.240 But, Bronaissance, thank you very much.

02:53:09.520 We only have Charlie for a limited time here, but we got the message.

02:53:12.820 Is that your nickname?

02:53:14.160 Yeah.

02:53:15.100 From him, apparently.

02:53:16.480 From Bronaissance.

02:53:17.540 Okay.

02:53:17.740 Interesting.

02:53:18.140 Apparently, a lot of the chat said that last stream.

02:53:19.960 Oh, okay.

02:53:21.000 They love her, but we don't know.

02:53:22.320 No, no, they don't.

02:53:23.580 Okay.

02:53:24.020 Let's not.

02:53:24.920 Let's not.

02:53:26.940 Horse with no name.

02:53:27.840 Thank you for the gifted 20 subs on Twitch.

02:53:29.460 Really appreciate it.

02:53:30.340 Thank you.

02:53:30.600 Thank you.

02:53:30.900 And then we just have three more coming in, and then we'll get to the question at hand.

02:53:36.920 Alyssa, thank you for the membership.

02:53:38.640 Guys, get Charlie Kirk's book, Right Ring Revolution.

02:53:43.480 Thank you.

02:53:43.840 How to Beat the Woke.

02:53:45.320 And Save the West.

02:53:46.400 And Save the West.

02:53:47.200 Can I get a book?

02:53:48.040 One sec.

02:53:48.520 I have a copy.

02:53:48.980 You've got some copies.

02:53:49.620 You'll get a signed copy.

02:53:50.280 She needs it.

02:53:50.860 Hold on.

02:53:51.180 Hold on.

02:53:51.440 Hold on.

02:53:51.760 Law Paladins.

02:53:52.560 Gold Digger.

02:53:52.860 Hold on.

02:53:53.400 Hold on.

02:53:53.600 Stop.

02:53:53.900 Stop.

02:53:54.020 Stop.

02:53:54.280 Stop.

02:53:54.520 Stop.

02:53:54.760 Stop.

02:53:55.320 Gold Digger had an important point.

02:53:56.700 Losing uterus is a part of their plan for us.

02:53:58.880 Draft for Women is all part of their depopulation agenda to find what is progressive.

02:54:04.360 Ask what results in less babies.

02:54:06.460 Nickelodeon, you get stuck in a pattern of what you invest your time in.

02:54:09.380 If you go to college, you want the best career.

02:54:11.240 If you invest in OF, you obsess over the money, sex, and attention.

02:54:14.960 Invest in relations now.

02:54:16.180 This is to the OF girls.

02:54:17.440 What if you do both?

02:54:18.200 Well put, Nickelodeon.

02:54:18.840 What if you do both?

02:54:19.080 You do OF, too, correct?

02:54:20.520 And college.

02:54:22.100 What now?

02:54:22.620 Wow, that's a double whammy.

02:54:23.880 Oop.

02:54:25.680 And then we have Brony Sans.

02:54:27.040 You look, we riot if JoJo doesn't come on.

02:54:30.160 Brony Sans, this deserves a champagne pop that we put.

02:54:32.540 We love JoJo.

02:54:33.420 This deserves a champagne pop that we put JoJo on.

02:54:36.340 Say it with me, boys.

02:54:37.040 We want leche bags.

02:54:37.900 We want leche bags.

02:54:38.520 Okay, all right.

02:54:39.200 Oh, that was the one that you...

02:54:40.120 Wait, can I say something before?

02:54:41.620 It's my birthday at midnight.

02:54:43.080 I will be 26 at midnight.

02:54:45.280 Tomorrow is my birthday.

02:54:46.740 Champagne pop.

02:54:47.300 Oh, my God.

02:54:47.400 I absolutely need to have a champagne pop.

02:54:49.380 Or I will cry.

02:54:50.580 And riot.

02:54:51.920 And she will cry and riot.

02:54:53.700 Okay.

02:54:53.940 All right.

02:54:54.340 Anxiety attack number two.

02:54:55.480 By the way, panel, Charlie Kirk is going to give you signed copies of this brand new book.

02:55:02.920 What part of Canada?

02:55:04.420 I'm in Vancouver.

02:55:05.700 Oh, wow.

02:55:06.360 But like past Vancouver.

02:55:07.760 That's in British Columbia, right?

02:55:09.100 Yeah, a couple hours out from Vancouver.

02:55:10.600 I'm in the boonies, so I'll spread the word in the boonies.

02:55:13.100 You have to earn the book.

02:55:14.820 So we'll see how you do.

02:55:15.700 Come on.

02:55:16.780 She won't.

02:55:17.220 She won't.

02:55:18.220 She won't.

02:55:19.120 Here's the deal, though.

02:55:20.100 There you go.

02:55:20.400 She earned it.

02:55:20.880 If he signs a copy for you, you have to display it by your bedside for the rest of your life.

02:55:26.140 For the rest of my life.

02:55:26.900 I stare at you.

02:55:27.440 Is it his face at the cover?

02:55:28.780 For the rest of my life.

02:55:29.520 For the rest of my life.

02:55:31.580 I'm sorry.

02:55:32.800 It's a big face.

02:55:33.680 I will acknowledge that.

02:55:34.260 No, no, no.

02:55:34.800 It's like, come on.

02:55:35.760 Let's say I'm so committed.

02:55:37.720 You know?

02:55:38.000 You have to put it by your bedside.

02:55:39.260 You're a married man.

02:55:39.680 I am.

02:55:39.940 Okay, deal?

02:55:40.320 Is that a deal?

02:55:40.920 I can't have that.

02:55:41.720 He'll sign a copy for you.

02:55:42.860 I can't promise that.

02:55:44.760 Okay, fine.

02:55:45.300 You can't sell it on eBay, though.

02:55:46.940 That's the rule.

02:55:48.100 How much does it go for on eBay, though?

02:55:50.500 On eBay?

02:55:51.200 A signed copy would be more than retail.

02:55:53.780 I would hope so.

02:55:54.780 I would never give that up.

02:55:56.720 I would never give that signed copy up.

02:55:58.540 There you go.

02:55:59.040 Me and forever.

02:56:00.660 Okay.

02:56:01.880 Well, we got through all the chats.

02:56:03.640 I want to thank you guys for sending all those in.

02:56:05.600 I know you had to wait a little bit there.

02:56:07.280 I just wanted to make sure we got through everything.

02:56:08.760 Thank you, guys.

02:56:09.560 Charlie, you wanted to talk about shmushmortion.

02:56:14.840 Are we not allowed to say the word?

02:56:15.900 No, you can say the word.

02:56:16.620 I'm just being extra.

02:56:17.780 Okay.

02:56:18.380 I'm trying to spice it up.

02:56:19.460 Yeah, spice it up.

02:56:21.100 Let's go.

02:56:21.460 I'm trying to try.

02:56:22.080 Let me see if I can frame it from a dating-related.

02:56:25.520 Would you date a guy?

02:56:27.720 Okay, hold on.

02:56:28.460 I'm so glad I'm not dating donated $300.

02:56:32.420 Don't pause the TTS, Brian.

02:56:35.060 If the chats are interrupting the conversation,

02:56:37.400 then you need to raise the price or not advertise it.

02:56:40.660 He paid $300 to say that.

02:56:42.960 Raise price, don't pause.

02:56:44.320 No, no.

02:56:44.840 He makes a point, though,

02:56:45.880 because he probably paid a $300 before.

02:56:49.160 You got to raise the rates here.

02:56:50.020 I do.

02:56:50.640 I do.

02:56:50.980 Well, we only have a few minutes left with Charlie.

02:56:53.600 We'll see what happens.

02:56:54.880 Oh, okay.

02:56:55.320 But in any case, I'll leave it on.

02:56:57.700 I'm leaving it on.

02:56:58.420 I just had to pause it just because we had to get through a whole bunch of stuff.

02:57:01.840 But fair game.

02:57:03.280 So would you date a guy who was pro-life, starting with you?

02:57:09.260 Would I date one right now?

02:57:10.640 Yeah.

02:57:11.180 Okay.

02:57:12.040 No.

02:57:12.940 No.

02:57:13.960 Yes.

02:57:14.720 Probably not.

02:57:16.120 I don't think so.

02:57:17.760 No.

02:57:18.260 That's a requirement, yes.

02:57:20.260 Good for you.

02:57:21.680 I mean, I think women should have the right to choose in certain situations.

02:57:29.740 Okay.

02:57:30.220 Mainly based on essaying.

02:57:33.160 Sure.

02:57:33.720 Okay.

02:57:37.200 Taking away Charlie.

02:57:38.360 Yeah.

02:57:38.680 I mean, who has strong opinions on the topic?

02:57:41.600 Don't look at me.

02:57:42.580 The Canadian.

02:57:44.000 Canadian.

02:57:45.080 All right.

02:57:46.100 For those of you that are pro-abortion, any one of you can chime in.

02:57:49.420 You can take a second.

02:57:50.620 When does life begin?

02:57:52.480 When you have consciousness.

02:57:54.140 Okay.

02:57:54.520 When is that?

02:57:54.960 Um, it's debated, but probably around 20 to 24 weeks.

02:57:59.600 Maybe 18 to 24 weeks.

02:58:00.980 So then would you say we should allow no more abortions after 18 weeks?

02:58:04.760 It's a little tougher after that.

02:58:07.220 I probably would agree that maybe you shouldn't.

02:58:10.820 If you do, maybe, you know, I'll be more okay with it, but at the same time, I'd be a little weary about it.

02:58:16.380 Okay.

02:58:17.100 Anybody else have a thought on that?

02:58:19.480 I don't care.

02:58:20.580 Don't care?

02:58:21.080 Okay.

02:58:21.420 No opinion.

02:58:22.060 Hold on, because some abortions late-term are kind of crazy.

02:58:26.220 You shouldn't have abortions super late-term.

02:58:28.360 Right?

02:58:28.620 Which America has the craziest late-term abortion laws.

02:58:31.580 Welcome to Canada.

02:58:32.660 Well, Canada's also out of control, too.

02:58:34.500 Canada is any time in Canada.

02:58:37.000 Wow.

02:58:38.020 Anytime.

02:58:38.520 That's remarkable.

02:58:39.560 What does any time mean?

02:58:40.440 Any time in the womb?

02:58:41.340 Up to gestation.

02:58:42.940 Oh, wow.

02:58:43.540 Yeah.

02:58:43.860 Literally.

02:58:44.160 Full gestation.

02:58:44.340 In Canada.

02:58:45.460 I think it's dependent on area, actually.

02:58:47.400 I think it's, but abortion is also a medical term, so it's not necessarily that someone wants

02:58:51.480 to get rid of it.

02:58:52.260 It's also a medical abortion, so you need to, because I had someone in my life who, six

02:58:58.840 months in, they were super happy about their pregnancy, and they had to have an abortion

02:59:02.820 because their fetus died inside of them.

02:59:05.860 So, yeah, that's a surgical removal, though.

02:59:07.620 That's not an abortion.

02:59:07.820 It's still considered an abortion.

02:59:09.320 Is that right?

02:59:09.900 Yeah.

02:59:10.120 It's still considered an abortion.

02:59:10.980 Well, you're not really aborting a pregnancy, so it's just a...

02:59:13.260 Maybe not aborting a pregnancy, but you're still aborting.

02:59:16.220 It's still an abortion.

02:59:17.560 I guess, yeah.

02:59:18.240 I guess that's a...

02:59:19.020 In the U.S., too.

02:59:20.220 Yeah.

02:59:20.540 It's still the same term.

02:59:21.620 It's still the same term.

02:59:22.540 Yeah, it's just not technically an abortion.

02:59:24.880 An abortion would be the...

02:59:25.980 Well, when you're thinking of abortion, you're thinking of aborting a live fetus that may

02:59:29.880 be viable to live on, but an abortion can still be a fetus that is already dead, that

02:59:37.300 you have to abort because it will rot inside of you and kill you.

02:59:40.840 That's the sensitive areas still in the U.S.

02:59:42.900 No, even pro-life people, myself, are okay if the fetus is no longer living, removing

02:59:46.920 the fetus.

02:59:47.240 Yeah.

02:59:47.260 Well, that's what happened to this person that I knew.

02:59:49.420 They had to have an abortion at six months because they're...

02:59:52.080 Yeah, again, that's...

02:59:53.100 I wouldn't say that's an abortion, but I don't want to debate that.

02:59:54.980 It technically is an abortion.

02:59:57.220 Like with Texas, for example, Texas law, right?

02:59:59.460 You're allowed to remove a dead fetus.

03:00:01.580 Yeah, that's still an abortion at that point.

03:00:03.660 It's still an abortion.

03:00:04.460 You have to abort the fetus because it's dead.

03:00:06.480 I know, but is it living?

03:00:07.760 No, no.

03:00:08.180 It doesn't have to be living for it to be an abortion.

03:00:10.980 Right.

03:00:11.120 We're just qualming over terms.

03:00:12.160 That would be a surgery for...

03:00:14.080 But we should call it what it is.

03:00:15.520 If it's an abortion, it's an abortion.

03:00:17.020 Okay, that's an interesting debate.

03:00:18.120 What is abortion?

03:00:20.100 Removing a fetus dead or alive from your body.

03:00:22.080 Okay, dead or alive.

03:00:22.620 I would say alive.

03:00:23.200 We just disagree.

03:00:24.040 Yeah.

03:00:24.640 Meaning I would say that ceasing the life.

03:00:26.800 That's interesting.

03:00:27.340 You said dead or alive.

03:00:27.960 But even when it's dead, you have to abort it.

03:00:30.800 You have to remove it.

03:00:32.020 Abort.

03:00:32.220 You can remove it.

03:00:32.900 Abort.

03:00:33.160 Abort mission.

03:00:33.920 Well, you can remove it without surgery, though.

03:00:37.120 No, not when it's six months old.

03:00:38.680 Well, not six months, but at a month.

03:00:40.580 So what about six months?

03:00:41.740 What would you call it then?

03:00:42.520 When you have to remove a six-month-old fetus...

03:00:44.300 Again, we're qualming over terms.

03:00:45.400 I wouldn't disagree that it requires surgery, but...

03:00:47.700 Is it not an abortion?

03:00:48.840 No, because you're not actually aborting the mission.

03:00:50.520 You have to abort the mission.

03:00:52.260 No.

03:00:52.660 If the fetus is dead, remove it.

03:00:54.280 What?

03:00:55.020 So then 500 years ago, how did that fetus leave the...

03:00:58.540 No, the mother...

03:00:59.620 The fetus would rot inside the mother, and the mother would die.

03:01:02.340 Not all the time, no.

03:01:03.500 The woman could also give birth to the dead fetus.

03:01:05.400 That doesn't happen all the time, but that doesn't...

03:01:06.960 Again.

03:01:07.140 That rarely happens.

03:01:09.020 That's why they call upon it to be removed, because nine times out of ten, the mother

03:01:13.380 will die from the fetus rotting inside of her.

03:01:15.500 No, no, I'm perfect.

03:01:15.740 I'm morally fine with that.

03:01:16.860 That's for sure.

03:01:17.420 Do you think that if a baby can feel pain, regardless of consciousness...

03:01:22.000 Hold on.

03:01:22.460 I'm talking about a dead fetus at six months.

03:01:23.960 No, no, I'm not disagreeing with that.

03:01:25.160 You're dwelling on that micro-issue.

03:01:26.520 No, okay.

03:01:27.020 Sorry, sorry, sorry.

03:01:28.040 Hold on.

03:01:28.400 I'm listening.

03:01:28.960 Okay.

03:01:29.120 But going way back to when abortion should be illegal, so you say life begins at consciousness.

03:01:35.420 Wait, sorry, when should abortion be illegal?

03:01:37.100 At what time?

03:01:37.880 I think all abortion should be illegal.

03:01:39.340 But at what time?

03:01:40.340 You said when should...

03:01:41.220 At beginning at conception.

03:01:42.360 Okay, no.

03:01:43.480 I'm trying to understand your position.

03:01:45.560 Okay, I'm sorry.

03:01:46.180 Okay, I'll hold back.

03:01:47.400 I'm listening.

03:01:47.980 Sorry, I'm just going to shut up.

03:01:49.140 That's okay.

03:01:49.840 So you say consciousness is when life begins.

03:01:53.540 Mm-hmm.

03:01:53.880 Okay, so then if somebody is without consciousness after a car accident and they're on...

03:01:59.080 Yeah.

03:01:59.220 Life support.

03:01:59.980 Yes.

03:02:00.260 They're no longer living.

03:02:01.520 Unplug them.

03:02:02.120 Take me out.

03:02:02.440 Unplug them.

03:02:02.980 Okay.

03:02:03.520 Yeah, I'm fine with that.

03:02:04.500 Okay, you're consistent.

03:02:05.020 So even the ones that come back to full consciousness when their brainwaves are no longer detected,

03:02:08.120 it doesn't matter.

03:02:08.560 Too late, baby.

03:02:09.060 Unplug.

03:02:11.260 I'm fine with that.

03:02:12.160 I have no issue with that.

03:02:14.200 What do you mean?

03:02:14.960 How is that crazy?

03:02:16.040 That's kind of...

03:02:17.020 A lot of people...

03:02:17.700 That's inhumane, isn't it?

03:02:18.460 You want some popcorn?

03:02:19.060 That is not...

03:02:20.100 Okay, but also I see her point because so many people are kept alive by their family members who are grieving.

03:02:25.800 But I thought they're not alive.

03:02:27.300 No, no.

03:02:27.660 No, but they're kept...

03:02:29.660 Their bodies are kept physically alive by their families that are grieving.

03:02:33.760 And I'm talking about for years and you're the families that can afford it, right?

03:02:37.360 And that's why I see her point.

03:02:39.480 But also a physically developing fetus is not the same as a full-grown human that's already alive.

03:02:46.600 For sure.

03:02:46.940 What species is the fetus?

03:02:49.380 They're human, but they're still a fetus.

03:02:51.240 That's why we differentiate a fetus from a human.

03:02:53.620 But what does fetus mean?

03:02:54.680 What does that mean?

03:02:55.140 A fetus is a developing human.

03:02:56.900 They're not quite human yet.

03:02:58.260 Or embryo developing.

03:02:59.160 So they become a human, right?

03:03:01.060 When brain waves happen?

03:03:01.840 When they develop mental consciousness.

03:03:05.020 Which could be as early as six weeks, 12 weeks.

03:03:06.840 Yeah, we don't know the exact date.

03:03:08.460 We don't know the exact date.

03:03:09.140 If we have data that shows six weeks, you'd be cool with cutting it off.

03:03:12.520 Yeah, if we could see six weeks that you had mental consciousness that you could experience life and form memories, but at six weeks you can't.

03:03:21.860 You just can't.

03:03:22.760 Do you even have a heartbeat at six weeks?

03:03:24.360 No.

03:03:24.560 Well, you do.

03:03:25.080 Yeah, around six or seven weeks.

03:03:26.140 Isn't it not ten weeks?

03:03:27.440 It depends.

03:03:28.300 I mean, we sort of know.

03:03:30.220 I mean, every baby's trajectory is different.

03:03:31.640 It's between six to ten weeks.

03:03:32.820 So, yeah, but if a baby can feel pain and have a heartbeat, you're okay with that?

03:03:38.720 No, I don't care about a heartbeat at all.

03:03:41.460 I don't care about a heartbeat in any capacity.

03:03:44.100 Because if I'm brain dead and I'm laying in a hospital bed and I have a heartbeat and my brain is dead, you're going to pull the plug.

03:03:49.760 Do you think that a human being is more than brain waves?

03:03:52.980 No.

03:03:53.640 It's all about your brain.

03:03:54.700 No, see, we have a good disagreement here.

03:03:56.140 I think a human being has a soul.

03:03:57.360 Does anyone else think human beings have souls?

03:03:58.540 No, I believe you have a soul, but your soul connects to your brain.

03:04:00.580 Oh, hold on.

03:04:01.120 No.

03:04:01.780 Yeah, I think so.

03:04:02.600 Who else thinks we have souls?

03:04:04.420 I also believe we have a soul.

03:04:05.560 We have soul?

03:04:06.100 Soul?

03:04:06.880 Soul?

03:04:07.680 Soul?

03:04:08.440 Soul?

03:04:08.960 Not sure.

03:04:09.660 Not sure.

03:04:10.780 Eh.

03:04:11.300 What do you think?

03:04:11.900 Of course.

03:04:12.420 Yes.

03:04:12.960 So, you think soul or yes or no?

03:04:15.600 Sorry, hold on.

03:04:16.600 There's water in my head.

03:04:17.240 That's okay.

03:04:17.560 So, you think soul, brain, and mind are all one thing, right?

03:04:19.980 That's what you think.

03:04:20.800 I think it all connects in some way.

03:04:22.180 Got it.

03:04:22.400 For sure.

03:04:22.600 So, I believe that soul happens as soon as creation happens.

03:04:26.940 I agree with that.

03:04:28.300 Yes.

03:04:29.260 I agree with that.

03:04:29.820 So, then if you are terminating a baby prior to brainwaves, you're still terminating a soul.

03:04:34.180 Your soul will go into another being.

03:04:35.880 You'll get reincarnated into something else.

03:04:37.100 I don't believe that.

03:04:37.820 What is your soul without a brain?

03:04:39.840 That's a good question.

03:04:41.100 So, I mean, let's play this out.

03:04:43.280 When you die, if we believe in a soul, then it transcends your brainwaves.

03:04:46.840 Yeah.

03:04:47.940 So, that means it's not in your brain, then.

03:04:49.880 It's outside of your brain.

03:04:50.900 It's your whole being is your soul.

03:04:52.160 Yeah, but you're not physically here.

03:04:53.460 So, what would be the difference between pulling the cord or not pulling the cord?

03:04:55.840 Exactly.

03:04:56.060 Your soul would still exist.

03:04:57.580 Well, no, for sure.

03:04:58.500 With that argument, we should just kill a lot of people and think nothing of it.

03:05:01.380 Sure.

03:05:01.920 Their souls will go where they need to go.

03:05:03.260 I know, but what you're saying is that since a being has a soul, which is my argument,

03:05:08.700 we don't have a right to pull the plug or to terminate that being, regardless if it has

03:05:13.380 brainwaves or not, because the soul is there at the moment of creation.

03:05:15.520 Why, no, because when your loved one is suffering and they're, you know.

03:05:18.220 Well, hold on.

03:05:18.780 The fetus is not suffering.

03:05:19.940 The baby's not suffering at two weeks.

03:05:21.400 Can I ask a question?

03:05:22.920 Sure.

03:05:22.940 How does this translate to, like, war?

03:05:26.500 When you, well, there's a lot of people.

03:05:28.260 No, wait, because, no.

03:05:30.040 She's a lot of live.

03:05:30.920 I like your popcorn.

03:05:31.940 It's because it's like, we can argue, we can argue, we can argue about abortion and

03:05:38.960 things like that and how it's wrong, but then some, a lot of, or some more right leaning

03:05:44.280 are okay with war still and, like, sacrificing men's lives.

03:05:47.560 So, how does that translate with the argument?

03:05:49.560 No, I mean, it's a good question.

03:05:50.580 I mean, I'm totally against the Ukraine-Russian war, for example.

03:05:53.440 I think it should end.

03:05:54.220 I mean, again, I think all human beings are made in the image of God.

03:05:57.140 Nothing should be trivialized.

03:05:58.200 But, as far as, like, people being okay with war, I mean, you have to give me an example.

03:06:03.760 Wait, can I be charitable here?

03:06:05.220 Would perhaps a better argument from your position be, why are these people also in favor

03:06:09.700 of the death sentence?

03:06:11.100 Is that kind of what you're talking about?

03:06:11.640 Sure, sure.

03:06:12.120 Give me another one.

03:06:12.740 Okay, I mean, that's a good question.

03:06:14.180 Are you in favor of the death sentence?

03:06:15.620 Yeah, the death penalty.

03:06:16.180 Absolutely.

03:06:16.660 But, okay, so you're in favor of the death penalty, but you're not in favor of abortion?

03:06:20.860 Yes.

03:06:21.040 Because you think infants are innocent?

03:06:23.160 Is that why?

03:06:23.740 Well, yes, let's take an example, okay?

03:06:26.520 Yeah, okay.

03:06:27.380 This last week, two illegal aliens in this country just kidnapped and raped a 12-year-old.

03:06:32.720 Oh, not the illegal aliens.

03:06:34.160 Sorry.

03:06:34.400 Yeah, so a baby in the womb did not kidnap and rape a 12-year-old.

03:06:38.940 Okay, but they have the potential to.

03:06:40.500 Hold on.

03:06:40.820 Well, everyone has free will and the potential to, but someone who just kidnapped and raped

03:06:46.220 two 12-year-olds, they're in a complete different moral universe than a baby who is sitting

03:06:51.460 patiently in a womb.

03:06:52.440 It's also, it's the argument, like, I totally understand that fetuses are innocent, but

03:06:56.780 it's the same argument that, like, you know, if it, if it's the, what is it, the violinist.

03:07:02.220 I talked about this before, the first time I was on the violinist argument.

03:07:04.120 I've been through this so many times.

03:07:05.360 I know you've been through this, but I'll still run it through.

03:07:08.220 The violinist argument where you're hooked up, you wake up and you're hooked up to the

03:07:11.940 most famous violinist and they're hooked up to you and you have to sit there for nine

03:07:15.440 months bedridden to take care of them.

03:07:17.900 In order for that metaphor to be true, did you know the night before that you had a chance

03:07:21.960 to potentially be hooked up to a violinist if you had a bunch of pleasure?

03:07:25.320 Okay, I, I get that part, but even, even.

03:07:28.660 Because you agreed to have sex before all of a sudden the violinist showed up in your room.

03:07:32.160 Even at that point, even at that point, accidents happen.

03:07:34.900 Like, you can, like, it's also like you could just leave your front door open by accident

03:07:38.160 and now someone's sitting in your house for fucking eight months, nine months.

03:07:41.780 But having sex is a choice.

03:07:43.260 Now, less than one percent of all abortions are rape incest, but having sex is a choice.

03:07:46.680 You don't have to have that choice.

03:07:47.740 But you, but you don't choose to be pregnant when you have sex.

03:07:50.860 You don't choose to be pregnant.

03:07:52.000 Well, hold on.

03:07:52.340 But you have a choice to have sex in the first place.

03:07:55.040 Yes, but you don't choose to be pregnant.

03:07:56.620 Pregnancy, sex doesn't always lead to pregnancy.

03:07:58.940 Women are only fertile for five days of the month.

03:08:01.760 Right.

03:08:02.040 So why do you need to have sex?

03:08:04.520 Feels good.

03:08:05.540 What are you talking about?

03:08:06.480 So we should just do what feels good regardless of the choices or consequences?

03:08:09.320 Yes, people do that all the time.

03:08:10.560 But just because people do things all the time, is that right?

03:08:13.300 No, it's not about people.

03:08:14.980 It's people like feeling good.

03:08:16.920 People like doing good things that give them dopamine and serotonin.

03:08:19.320 We're getting somewhere, right.

03:08:20.040 So should what feels good be prioritized over what is good?

03:08:25.380 Sometimes it depends exactly on what it is.

03:08:28.060 Okay.

03:08:28.380 So if I can have pleasure and a bunch of people die, that's perfectly fine.

03:08:32.920 I said it depends on what it is.

03:08:34.460 If people are dying.

03:08:36.000 Okay.

03:08:36.280 So again, back to the point, is that you don't, outside of rape or those very, very

03:08:40.720 fringe text cases, 99% of the time, you don't just wake up and you're magically pregnant.

03:08:45.620 No, no.

03:08:46.260 You know that you had sex and you're like, oh shit.

03:08:48.940 Bingo.

03:08:48.960 So hold on a second.

03:08:49.680 So why do you then get to have the orgasm without the responsibility?

03:08:53.240 Hold on.

03:08:53.720 Because you don't get to have the orgasm.

03:08:55.700 You just wake up pregnant.

03:08:56.920 Let's be honest.

03:08:58.140 But hold on.

03:08:58.820 The orgasm.

03:08:59.400 No, but if the woman chooses to keep the baby, the man has to pay child support.

03:09:03.940 I don't agree with that.

03:09:05.220 Well, it's the law.

03:09:06.260 But yeah.

03:09:06.720 Well, the law might be stupid sometimes.

03:09:08.960 Well, that's right.

03:09:09.380 Both parties made the choice, which is interesting.

03:09:11.060 Do you think that men should be able to have a say before a woman has an abortion?

03:09:14.200 I think it should be a conversation.

03:09:15.580 I don't, but here's the thing.

03:09:16.600 I don't think you should be able to.

03:09:17.160 Should both parties have to agree?

03:09:18.120 I think so.

03:09:19.000 I think so.

03:09:19.500 You're consistent.

03:09:20.020 I do.

03:09:20.220 Good for you.

03:09:20.740 I don't think you should be able to force women into abortion, just like you shouldn't

03:09:23.840 be able to force women out of an abortion.

03:09:25.880 You shouldn't, no way, each way or the other.

03:09:28.400 No way.

03:09:28.840 You can't tell someone to do with their body.

03:09:30.920 Hold on.

03:09:31.160 But is it their body or is it that another body is within their body?

03:09:34.620 Okay.

03:09:35.160 But if someone broke into my house, I would put a gun to their head and say, get the

03:09:38.340 fuck out or die.

03:09:39.540 But wait, hold on.

03:09:40.260 You invited the baby into the house with somebody in a night of passion.

03:09:44.800 I didn't invite the baby.

03:09:46.580 I left the door unlocked by accident.

03:09:48.980 Can somebody push it back?

03:09:49.560 Yeah, I can.

03:09:50.260 Push it back.

03:09:50.700 But wait.

03:09:51.580 That baby is then within you.

03:09:53.880 Okay.

03:09:54.600 And it's still my body within me.

03:09:56.760 Me.

03:09:57.100 My body.

03:09:57.600 Me.

03:09:57.880 But it's, so is it your DNA?

03:10:00.260 It doesn't matter if it's my DNA.

03:10:01.600 Hold on.

03:10:01.900 Why do you, hold on.

03:10:02.720 Why do you have control over somebody else's DNA?

03:10:04.880 I thought you said.

03:10:05.260 Because they're in me.

03:10:05.920 If they want to control, they should have come.

03:10:07.340 Oh, got it.

03:10:07.360 So it's a location issue.

03:10:08.700 Super interesting.

03:10:09.860 So location matters more than being.

03:10:12.960 Just because somebody happens to be within a womb.

03:10:15.040 If it was my baby in Hawaii, take them out.

03:10:19.240 However, so if somebody has, if it's your DNA, you have total choice of your DNA, to take a

03:10:26.280 vaccine or not a vaccine, to be able to drink Coke or drink Sprite.

03:10:29.920 If they're in my body and they're affecting my life, I'll do what I want with them.

03:10:33.000 Okay, so that, so just because somebody's location determines their moral worth.

03:10:38.620 No, it's not about necessarily location.

03:10:40.480 It's about how they affect me.

03:10:41.860 For, for nine months after you chose to be able to get in that circumstance.

03:10:45.560 It's not even just nine months.

03:10:46.940 It's after the fact too.

03:10:48.060 You have postpartum depression.

03:10:49.900 Yeah.

03:10:50.300 So that's interesting.

03:10:51.240 So I, we're getting somewhere.

03:10:52.500 So your argument is you should do what is expedient, even if there is a victim and there might

03:10:58.080 be a casualty.

03:10:59.060 They wouldn't even know they're a victim.

03:11:00.560 Okay.

03:11:01.000 That's interesting.

03:11:01.740 If, is it okay to murder if the person does not know they were murdered?

03:11:06.380 Sure.

03:11:06.920 Why not?

03:11:07.520 They won't even know.

03:11:08.380 So it's okay to go to an old person's home, a bunch of people with dementia and just start

03:11:11.500 popping, popping rounds.

03:11:12.780 Sure.

03:11:13.260 Bye.

03:11:13.840 Popping rounds.

03:11:14.820 Oh my God.

03:11:16.080 You just killed your argument.

03:11:17.460 No, I know.

03:11:17.960 I'm not even kidding.

03:11:18.380 No, you did just kill your argument.

03:11:19.460 So we can go to old people's homes, dementia, Alzheimer's, they're drained on society.

03:11:22.720 They don't know who they are.

03:11:23.520 They don't know their name.

03:11:24.420 They don't know their relatives.

03:11:25.560 By the way, millions of people have dementia and Alzheimer's and we just kill them.

03:11:27.820 I don't think that you should.

03:11:29.300 Hold on.

03:11:29.740 Oh no.

03:11:29.900 You said you should be able to.

03:11:31.220 Oh my God.

03:11:32.020 But it's not necessarily like, if, if they're never going to know, they're never going to

03:11:36.500 know.

03:11:36.860 Okay.

03:11:37.060 So murdering dementia patients is consistent.

03:11:39.900 You're right.

03:11:40.120 You are being consistent.

03:11:41.020 I think there is a little bit of inconsistency because like after you're dead, you're dead in a lot

03:11:46.060 of cases in a lot of religions, right?

03:11:47.800 So like.

03:11:48.060 A fetus is even born though.

03:11:49.200 Yeah, but like when you're born.

03:11:50.980 Just a person on the street, someone goes and shoots you.

03:11:53.120 They're not even allowed to be dead.

03:11:54.060 You won't know.

03:11:54.780 So, but hold on.

03:11:55.940 If you go.

03:11:56.560 Same argument.

03:11:57.460 The, the idea is, the question is this.

03:11:59.560 Is just because something is not born, are they alive and do they have value?

03:12:03.700 I don't think so.

03:12:04.960 Okay.

03:12:05.600 So let's go through it.

03:12:06.600 So just because, is it because the baby is, the fetus or baby is small?

03:12:09.680 They don't have consciousness.

03:12:10.560 Hold on.

03:12:10.860 We've, we've gone, we've gone through that.

03:12:12.100 I want to try to.

03:12:13.080 Sure.

03:12:13.220 Is it because they're small?

03:12:15.360 Yeah.

03:12:15.560 That's not your argument.

03:12:16.500 Location.

03:12:17.000 That's your argument.

03:12:17.900 No, no.

03:12:19.000 Environment or, but you said degree of dependency.

03:12:21.940 That's the one that you said.

03:12:23.020 You said, wait, you said environment.

03:12:24.540 I don't, but I don't agree with the environment.

03:12:26.120 Well, meaning like where the, I'm going through the acronym of what most pro-abortion arguments

03:12:30.200 are.

03:12:30.500 Size, level development, environment, degree of dependency.

03:12:32.520 So I'm trying to, I always try to find which one your prior, because every pro-abortion

03:12:36.220 argument falls into one of four.

03:12:37.500 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:12:38.420 So degree of dependency.

03:12:40.040 This baby is going to take from me.

03:12:42.700 Are you glad your mom nurtured you for nine months in the womb?

03:12:46.180 I mean, not really, to be honest.

03:12:48.760 So you wish you wouldn't have been born?

03:12:50.800 I'm chill with that for sure.

03:12:53.280 Huh?

03:12:54.680 Hmm?

03:12:55.180 Okay.

03:12:55.500 You're consistent.

03:12:56.560 I am.

03:12:57.340 Yeah.

03:12:57.620 So, so you, so if you were just to be killed tomorrow, not a big deal.

03:13:01.260 I'd never be, I wouldn't even be.

03:13:02.520 I'd never be having this conversation.

03:13:03.560 And we do.

03:13:04.380 I think that, I think, I think that this is important because 40 years ago, an average

03:13:10.380 woman would not have answered it that way.

03:13:12.080 They would have, they would have said, my life is beautiful.

03:13:14.620 My life has meaning.

03:13:15.360 My life has purpose.

03:13:16.220 And I'm glad my mom sacrificed for me.

03:13:18.440 I don't think that's the case for every single woman 40 years ago.

03:13:20.600 Well, the vast majority of women 40 years ago were not as depressed, not as suicidal.

03:13:24.700 No, I think you can argue now.

03:13:26.100 The vast majority is still the same way.

03:13:28.160 She's, yeah, inconsistent.

03:13:30.100 I'm inconsistent as hell.

03:13:31.720 So do you think that she is the mainstream opinion or do you think she's a fringe opinion?

03:13:35.400 No, she's a fringe opinion.

03:13:36.320 Okay, fair enough.

03:13:36.660 For sure.

03:13:37.180 I like fringe.

03:13:38.180 It feels good.

03:13:38.880 Okay.

03:13:40.440 Completely.

03:13:41.840 Do you think she's a mainstream opinion or fringe opinion?

03:13:44.100 I think it's pretty fringe.

03:13:44.780 Okay.

03:13:45.120 Yeah.

03:13:46.240 I'm fine with that.

03:13:47.100 That doesn't bother me at all.

03:13:48.340 Does anyone else have opinions on this matter?

03:13:49.880 If I were to say that abortion was illegal in America tomorrow, that would be worrisome

03:13:55.820 to you guys?

03:13:56.800 Yeah.

03:13:57.260 Yeah.

03:13:57.660 100%.

03:13:58.060 Tell me why.

03:13:58.760 I think it's, when we say pro-abortion, I don't think that that's necessarily accurate

03:14:02.320 for how I feel.

03:14:03.160 I think I'm pro-choice because people are probably going to get abortions anyways.

03:14:06.620 I would prefer them be safe.

03:14:08.180 It's not something I would necessarily do for myself, but I do think if it's going to be

03:14:12.480 happening, which it is, it should be safe and it should be something that everyone

03:14:16.740 talks about and everyone's educated on beforehand.

03:14:19.000 So in Texas, they just outlawed abortion.

03:14:20.840 Abortion rates have gone down dramatically.

03:14:22.400 So it's not totally true.

03:14:23.260 It's half true.

03:14:23.860 They're going to other states to get them, but the birth rate's gone up.

03:14:26.380 So it's like this idea that people are going to find them otherwise.

03:14:28.560 Sometimes they just have the baby instead.

03:14:30.120 Are you more concerned with the birth rate going up or?

03:14:32.440 Well, all of it.

03:14:33.380 The morality of it's the number one issue, which we do not have a moral obligation to

03:14:37.580 terminate human beings smaller than us.

03:14:39.600 So I have a question for you.

03:14:40.760 So if it was scientifically proven, like 100%, without a doubt, that you don't have a consciousness,

03:14:45.920 you don't feel pain until the day you come out of the womb, you're fine with any and

03:14:49.720 all types of abortions all of a sudden?

03:14:51.460 No, no.

03:14:51.860 Consciousness is not.

03:14:52.440 That's her argument.

03:14:53.180 My argument is that at the point of your DNA's creation, a new soul is entering the world

03:14:57.920 and the soul transcends reason.

03:15:00.280 And I'll prove it to you guys.

03:15:01.260 So you're saying soul and consciousness aren't related?

03:15:04.120 No, not at all.

03:15:04.940 We know that, at least in the religious realm, because when your consciousness ceases, your

03:15:08.580 soul lives.

03:15:09.800 Oh, okay.

03:15:10.340 Because it goes to an afterlife.

03:15:11.400 In a religious context.

03:15:13.140 I'm not going to win you over on a modern context on that.

03:15:15.560 Okay, I'll keep my mouth shut, sorry.

03:15:16.680 No, but let me try to win you over.

03:15:18.620 Because there are points when we all see beauty, when our reason or our consciousness is not

03:15:23.780 able to describe them.

03:15:24.980 I was at a loss for words.

03:15:26.700 That sunset was so beautiful.

03:15:28.180 It took my breath away.

03:15:29.560 It was breathtaking.

03:15:30.880 It was, at times there are things that hit us on a soul level.

03:15:34.100 We all know this.

03:15:34.640 When we hear a certain song, see a certain painting, experience natural beauty, that touch us on a

03:15:39.540 level that cannot always be described using our reasonable faculties.

03:15:45.880 And I know we all have had those, when you go to Yosemite, when you see a sunset in Santa

03:15:49.020 Barbara, all of a sudden you're like, wow, that is, that touches me at a level that is

03:15:53.000 eternal and beautiful and is divine.

03:15:55.920 My argument is that every being at the time of creation, which is when the sperm and egg

03:16:01.220 meet, when the deoxyribonucleic acid is formed, that being has a soul.

03:16:05.860 And if you don't make the soul argument, then you make the consciousness argument and it's

03:16:10.320 easy to make that.

03:16:10.920 Cause it's just, we're all, we're not, I think our being is more than just a bunch of brain

03:16:14.440 cells.

03:16:14.880 Well, no, I think we have souls as well, along with the consciousness.

03:16:17.240 When does the soul enter the being?

03:16:18.700 When you are created.

03:16:19.880 Got it.

03:16:20.260 So is it, I would say so.

03:16:21.060 No, so I mean, you're indifferent towards allowing a soul to be dismissed without.

03:16:26.600 Because they'll move on.

03:16:27.620 Cause I fully believe a soul will move on to another being.

03:16:30.040 Got it.

03:16:30.060 So that's interesting.

03:16:31.100 So what was wrong with Auschwitz?

03:16:33.920 I mean, that was just horrible.

03:16:35.240 That was an insane question.

03:16:36.940 So the Jewish souls were going to another place.

03:16:38.500 What's wrong with it?

03:16:38.760 No, no, no.

03:16:39.500 Because they were being tortured.

03:16:41.580 Well, no, let's say the death was quick.

03:16:43.140 No, no, it wasn't though.

03:16:44.360 Let's not play stupid here.

03:16:45.600 Okay.

03:16:45.800 Let's just, a lot of deaths were incidents to execution.

03:16:49.080 If, if the death was.

03:16:49.900 No, they were starved.

03:16:51.700 Well, some were, but let me just, let me rephrase it then.

03:16:53.820 Some.

03:16:54.800 Well, that's an insane thing to say.

03:16:56.980 Some.

03:16:57.480 Well, yes.

03:16:58.000 Some Jews were immediately killed when they got off of the rail cars.

03:17:00.440 No, they were tortured.

03:17:01.760 They were, they were tearing away from their families.

03:17:03.400 Let me ask you a different question now.

03:17:04.900 Let's, if, if the death was seamless and without pain and immediate.

03:17:08.560 Okay.

03:17:09.000 Can you just pull away from the Auschwitz argument?

03:17:11.380 Because that is insane to compare that to.

03:17:13.560 Well, no, you just, you just said that the soul goes to another place and that's fine.

03:17:16.280 Yes, but it's not about the soul.

03:17:17.760 It's also about the living being.

03:17:18.740 Oh, so it's about the form of death.

03:17:21.000 No, it's about the living being, what they experienced.

03:17:23.040 But I don't fully believe that fetuses experiencing a living life until they have consciousness.

03:17:28.240 And they, I don't believe that they do until, what, 22 weeks.

03:17:31.120 When you have a 14-week abortion at Planned Parenthood in Southern California, they offer

03:17:35.460 for an additional fee pain medication for the fetus.

03:17:37.860 I'm, I'm, I'm.

03:17:38.860 So they're, the data assumes.

03:17:41.000 I, I knew so.

03:17:41.980 Nobody can ask them, but the data assumes that at 14 weeks, which is legal, California

03:17:45.500 is 20 weeks, right?

03:17:46.740 At 14, the data shows that the fetus can feel pain and struggle.

03:17:49.640 So they offer, for an additional fee, you can either get pain medication for your fetus

03:17:53.580 as you abort it, or you can get a pizza.

03:17:54.780 Okay, so then, so.

03:17:55.620 That's interesting.

03:17:56.660 Or a pizza?

03:17:57.720 It's about 40 bucks extra to get pain medication for your fetus.

03:18:00.140 But women also have to, what, get an IUD with no pain medication.

03:18:03.180 Sure.

03:18:03.500 Terrible, too.

03:18:04.000 The medical industry derived towards women is not fair.

03:18:08.180 If there were less abortions in America, would that be a good thing?

03:18:11.620 Yes.

03:18:11.940 Of course.

03:18:12.200 The question is how we get there.

03:18:13.680 That's a, that's a good question.

03:18:14.560 How do we get there?

03:18:15.360 Birth control.

03:18:16.260 Education.

03:18:17.160 Yes.

03:18:17.280 So the more birth control that has happened.

03:18:18.900 And education.

03:18:19.220 The more birth control we've had in the West, the more abortions we have.

03:18:21.900 Because people have more.

03:18:23.880 People need to be implemented, like, self-control.

03:18:26.220 How about this radical idea?

03:18:27.520 What if people waited to have sex when they got married?

03:18:30.900 That will never happen.

03:18:32.000 Why?

03:18:32.600 Because people want to fuck.

03:18:35.480 Thanks, Charlie.

03:18:36.580 I'm being so.

03:18:36.980 I did it.

03:18:37.460 Yeah, I waited for marriage.

03:18:38.440 I mean, it was amazing.

03:18:40.600 That's amazing for you, but you are not everybody.

03:18:42.540 What about the people who get married?

03:18:43.460 I know it's not easy, but that's a good question.

03:18:46.560 Let me get to this, though.

03:18:47.180 So to those of you that haven't, I'm guessing you've all haven't waited until you got married.

03:18:50.700 Do you wish you did?

03:18:52.000 No.

03:18:53.280 No?

03:18:53.800 No?

03:18:54.740 Do any of you wish you?

03:18:55.960 So in the ideal, if I could paint a world for you that you only shared your sexual experience

03:19:01.720 with one person that was your soulmate, that's not interesting to you?

03:19:04.480 No.

03:19:04.580 Oh, that's cool, but that's an ideal world.

03:19:05.800 Wait, you guys don't regret any of the men you've slept with?

03:19:08.800 I don't believe in soulmates.

03:19:10.980 You don't believe in soulmates?

03:19:12.020 Not necessarily.

03:19:12.400 How about best friend?

03:19:14.220 No.

03:19:14.780 You don't believe in best friends?

03:19:15.700 I've had a lot of best friends in my life.

03:19:17.320 Perfect match.

03:19:18.360 No.

03:19:18.860 I don't think that exists either.

03:19:20.000 You meet so many people throughout your lifetime.

03:19:20.200 You guys are so jaded.

03:19:21.760 I do think the sex is better when you're in love.

03:19:23.460 You meet so many people throughout your lifetime.

03:19:24.280 So jaded.

03:19:24.760 At least we're consistent.

03:19:25.920 No, you're very consistent.

03:19:27.000 You can have multiple soulmates.

03:19:29.280 Multiple soulmates.

03:19:30.080 I was saying, with as big as the world is, you're not going to necessarily find exactly

03:19:35.480 one person.

03:19:36.460 Because you're going to grow throughout your life.

03:19:38.080 We're changing all the time.

03:19:39.140 And sometimes people don't grow with you.

03:19:41.220 But if that person were to grow with you, then that's...

03:19:43.680 So then, if it's not a soulmate, I mean this not facetiously, then what is the purpose

03:19:47.780 of marriage?

03:19:48.820 I don't agree.

03:19:49.600 I wouldn't do a legal marriage to come into a union.

03:19:53.120 Is marriage even a thing that we should care about?

03:19:55.340 If you got divorced, and I don't wish that, but if you got divorced...

03:19:59.600 In 10 years, what do you think of that?

03:20:02.260 I mean, I don't think that will happen.

03:20:04.600 It's not even a hypothetical I want to entertain.

03:20:07.220 Charlie, do you think secular people should get married?

03:20:09.560 I think everyone should get married.

03:20:10.540 I think it makes you a better person.

03:20:12.820 What I find interesting, though, is that we're starting...

03:20:15.120 You've said it best.

03:20:16.320 If you have as much sex as you want before, and marriage really doesn't mean much, does

03:20:19.900 it?

03:20:20.120 No.

03:20:20.460 Do you think America was a better country when people waited to have sex when they got

03:20:24.660 married?

03:20:25.100 You think everyone did that in America?

03:20:26.980 No, it was the vast majority of women in the 50s and 60s.

03:20:29.600 Would not have premarital sex.

03:20:31.400 I don't think we have the technology to prove that, though.

03:20:34.480 We don't have the data that we would have now.

03:20:36.180 I think a lot of women are still having sex outside of marriage.

03:20:37.960 First of all, talk to your grandparents' generation.

03:20:41.060 We have studies.

03:20:41.660 We have surveys.

03:20:42.600 And we know this, by the way, because birth control wasn't that widespread.

03:20:45.060 Yeah, but you can still have sex without getting pregnant.

03:20:48.000 Right.

03:20:48.440 But we know...

03:20:49.200 There's times a month with ovulation.

03:20:50.940 But hold on a second.

03:20:51.740 So let's just...

03:20:52.600 You do not think that people are having more premarital sex today than they were 60 years

03:20:56.660 ago?

03:20:57.020 I'm sure they are.

03:20:57.580 No, they definitely aren't.

03:20:57.920 No, they definitely aren't.

03:20:58.200 Okay, all right.

03:20:59.220 But that doesn't mean they weren't at all before.

03:21:01.940 So I'm asking, do you think that's a good thing or a bad thing, that people are having

03:21:06.220 more premarital sex?

03:21:07.120 I personally don't like it.

03:21:08.640 I don't like hookup culture at all.

03:21:10.840 You don't like hookup culture, but you're not regretting sleeping with a bunch of guys

03:21:14.640 before a soulmate?

03:21:15.720 Help me understand.

03:21:16.180 Okay, hold on.

03:21:18.920 A bunch of guys is crazy.

03:21:20.320 Hold on.

03:21:20.700 And you don't like hookup culture, but you also do OnlyFans?

03:21:22.760 So help me understand all this.

03:21:23.500 Okay, so my body count is six, and two of those I was in a relationship with.

03:21:29.420 The third one I thought I was going to be in a relationship with.

03:21:32.540 And the three before that, all of my friends were hooking up with guys, so I thought, oh,

03:21:36.220 that's what I need to do, because they're all hooking up, so this is the normal thing.

03:21:39.900 I should be hooking up.

03:21:41.160 And I realized very quickly, I don't like hooking up with random men.

03:21:45.600 I don't like that.

03:21:45.840 Do any of you think that women are being harmed by hookup culture?

03:21:49.140 Yes, I agree.

03:21:50.220 So you all agree at that, but then you say that, you don't think women are being harmed

03:21:55.020 by hookup culture?

03:21:55.700 No.

03:21:56.320 Okay.

03:21:56.680 Wait, what?

03:21:57.420 We'll get that in a second.

03:21:58.480 However, so then, why don't all of you make a commitment that you're going to save yourself

03:22:02.880 for marriage?

03:22:03.520 You could do that.

03:22:04.340 Society might not have to.

03:22:05.480 Because I'm already past the point.

03:22:07.300 Well, you can always become a new version of yourself.

03:22:11.300 What's done is done, but you could say, I'm now going to save myself from this point forward.

03:22:15.260 I don't want to be a new version.

03:22:16.440 I want to be me, and they accept me for me.

03:22:18.020 What is me?

03:22:18.540 What is that?

03:22:19.300 Whatever I've done in the past and up to this point.

03:22:21.740 So there's no improvement?

03:22:23.260 I don't need to improve, necessarily.

03:22:26.180 You don't need to improve.

03:22:27.160 Okay.

03:22:27.300 Hold on.

03:22:27.840 I don't need to hide what I've done.

03:22:29.740 No, I'm not saying hide.

03:22:30.680 But for example, bad example.

03:22:32.800 If one is an alcoholic, and they go through AA, and no, it's okay.

03:22:36.560 And then you become a new version of yourself.

03:22:38.440 That's growth, right?

03:22:39.460 Yeah, that's growth.

03:22:40.280 But they should still know what I've done.

03:22:41.960 Hey, in the past.

03:22:43.060 They know it, but I'm not saying you hide it.

03:22:45.340 I'm asking the question, what is the argument against any of you young ladies saying, you

03:22:49.040 know what?

03:22:49.800 I'm no longer going to have premarital sex.

03:22:51.600 I'm going to wait till marriage.

03:22:52.540 Hookup culture is destructive.

03:22:53.960 I'm going to find a man who values with me.

03:22:56.060 He's never been with another partner, and I'm going to start a new chapter.

03:22:58.260 What is the argument against that?

03:23:00.300 Because then you're going to come on this podcast, and we're going to have a two-hour-long conversation

03:23:04.400 about how if everybody waited in the drive-thru, and they paid $100, why has a man got to

03:23:08.800 pay $2?

03:23:10.120 You're going to...

03:23:10.760 I don't understand.

03:23:11.540 It's a conversation they have on here about everybody being reborn.

03:23:14.620 They're like, oh, so if you wait now, everyone's already done it.

03:23:18.020 It's not fair to the next man.

03:23:20.080 They have this conversation every podcast.

03:23:21.420 I'm not tracking your argument.

03:23:22.460 No, it's not really an argument, necessarily.

03:23:24.700 She's giving an example about the fact that if I don't...

03:23:27.920 All these people are going to participate in this anyways, so why...

03:23:32.680 Oh, I got it.

03:23:33.080 You're kind of going to get shit on it anyways, is what I'm saying.

03:23:35.840 You're going to get treated like garbage whether you do it or not.

03:23:37.840 So you think you'll be treated like garbage if you don't have premarital sex?

03:23:41.120 Oh, easily.

03:23:42.440 Easily.

03:23:43.280 Well, I just think maybe potentially the next guy wouldn't want to wait, because they might

03:23:46.640 be like, oh, but everyone else didn't have to wait.

03:23:48.320 Hold on, but do you think that you have any leverage over the men in your relationships?

03:23:54.080 What do men want more than anything else?

03:23:56.680 Probably sex.

03:23:57.400 Why don't you stop giving it to them?

03:23:59.800 Nobody's giving it to anyone.

03:24:01.020 What are you talking about?

03:24:01.660 Well, you said in your relationships you guys had premarital sex, so...

03:24:04.080 But you could also not participate in hookup culture and also decide to not wait until

03:24:09.600 marriage.

03:24:10.120 Those things don't have to be...

03:24:11.240 You're right.

03:24:11.880 They're not synonymous, but then if you aren't waiting until marriage, then you're basically

03:24:15.380 saying marriage means nothing.

03:24:16.660 That's effectively what you're saying.

03:24:17.520 Not necessarily, because...

03:24:18.320 No, no, it's not.

03:24:18.600 Because marriage isn't about sex.

03:24:19.900 What is marriage about?

03:24:20.660 For example...

03:24:21.020 Marriage is not about sex.

03:24:21.620 It's more than sex, you're right, but what is marriage about?

03:24:24.060 It's a bond between two people.

03:24:25.240 It's the person that you choose to have a family with.

03:24:27.160 I agree.

03:24:27.700 So...

03:24:27.980 But can't you have a bond without marriage?

03:24:29.700 If you meet someone who you don't want to have a family with, but you're actually in

03:24:33.980 love or whatever, and you want to have sex, you should be able to.

03:24:36.860 And that's not hookup culture.

03:24:37.960 Of course, you should be able to.

03:24:38.880 I'm arguing what one ought to do, not what able to do.

03:24:42.620 Able and ought are two different words.

03:24:44.220 Able, fine.

03:24:44.760 You have the freedom to do it.

03:24:45.340 Of course, yeah.

03:24:45.700 I'm saying in the ideal, what is the argument against the women of America saying, men,

03:24:50.980 you have to marry me to be able to sleep with me?

03:24:52.620 But also, why...

03:24:53.640 You should ask your co-host right here, because he doesn't want to get married.

03:24:59.740 Yeah, I don't want to get married.

03:25:01.500 You know, look, maybe...

03:25:02.840 I might have...

03:25:03.340 I'm a super trad guy, so excuse my question.

03:25:06.260 Look, me and Charlie aren't going to agree on everything.

03:25:08.720 He does.

03:25:09.440 But, so what...

03:25:12.240 I do think that sexual compatibility is important in a marriage.

03:25:15.460 Well, I guess...

03:25:16.240 Because that was one of the biggest pieces of tension with my ex-husband is, I mean, we

03:25:22.140 had a sexless marriage.

03:25:23.540 Yeah, that's a problem.

03:25:25.460 Yeah, I guess...

03:25:26.240 I mean, my new husband and I, I mean, we waited a while.

03:25:29.460 And you said that he was more of a femboy, right?

03:25:32.000 The first one?

03:25:33.200 Or like more feminine, right?

03:25:34.460 Femboy game, hero.

03:25:35.660 It wasn't necessarily...

03:25:36.540 Sorry.

03:25:36.700 I mean, he was a big, tall Mexican, but he just...

03:25:40.100 I made a lot more than he did.

03:25:41.880 He really wasn't a provider.

03:25:43.140 Can I ask, do you think that men should wait until marriage or just women?

03:25:46.620 Okay, because I agree with that then.

03:25:48.080 If women have to wait, men have to wait as well.

03:25:49.800 I think that America...

03:25:50.600 There's a lot of problems with America.

03:25:51.640 One of the problems has been that sex, in its ideal, is weighted in a holy setting between

03:25:57.840 a male and female that share that experience only with their life partner.

03:26:03.600 Now, there's exceptions.

03:26:04.740 There's mistakes.

03:26:05.900 But if we just throw it all out the window and say, men won't like me and hookup culture,

03:26:09.920 I think there's a lot of damage and a lot of ramifications for that.

03:26:13.180 And again, the point being is this, is I believe firmly young ladies are damaged mentally by having

03:26:20.520 too many sexual partners.

03:26:21.500 I think men are too, though.

03:26:23.080 I think men are too.

03:26:24.160 I think men are too.

03:26:25.080 Hookup culture hurts women far more than it hurts men.

03:26:28.060 Oh, I agree.

03:26:28.220 It hurts women more, but I think men are like...

03:26:30.280 I don't think men realize how damaging it is as well to them.

03:26:34.180 Maybe.

03:26:34.840 Of course, there's damage to all people.

03:26:36.260 But men are wired differently where many sexual partners for men does not hurt men nearly

03:26:42.640 as much as many sexual partners for women because women are far more relational driven

03:26:46.820 and far more bond driven.

03:26:48.680 So they look at sex as a culmination of a bond where men look at it as sex, as physical,

03:26:55.000 purely, not always with those other elements, unless there is a component of we're going

03:27:00.480 to try to develop a long lasting bond here.

03:27:03.860 And the question is...

03:27:04.460 So do you think that men have driven hookup culture then because they don't care about

03:27:08.320 it as much?

03:27:08.800 I think that it's both.

03:27:09.820 I think women are driving it too.

03:27:11.180 I think it's both.

03:27:11.880 But you're saying that when women have sex, they need to have that bond and they're more

03:27:17.160 concerned with...

03:27:17.220 That's how they're wired.

03:27:17.940 Yeah.

03:27:18.820 So women are wired to want to have a bond when they're having sex with someone.

03:27:22.440 But men don't care.

03:27:23.580 So do you not...

03:27:24.440 Would you not think that men are driving hookup culture then?

03:27:27.440 No, I think both sides are.

03:27:28.480 I mean, I think that men are driving...

03:27:30.500 Because women are making themselves available.

03:27:32.580 That's the point.

03:27:33.280 Because they think it's going to be a longer bond.

03:27:35.360 Yeah.

03:27:35.940 That's kind of...

03:27:36.720 With your kids.

03:27:37.040 No, of course.

03:27:37.680 And women should know male nature before they start sleeping around with men.

03:27:41.020 Hold on.

03:27:41.220 So is it a woman's fault or is it a man's fault?

03:27:44.040 It's both.

03:27:44.240 It's both.

03:27:44.520 Like, if every woman today that was marketable, and all of you guys are on the market, correct?

03:27:49.840 Looking for life partners?

03:27:51.020 I've never been on the market.

03:27:52.220 Okay.

03:27:52.460 Okay.

03:27:52.840 Now she's laughing.

03:27:53.600 Every one of you, it's simple supply and demand.

03:27:55.980 If you said, we're off limits until the ring is there and the priest says the final vows,

03:28:00.560 how would men react, hypothetically?

03:28:04.200 They would hop on it.

03:28:05.220 That would decrease half the dating pool, probably, at least.

03:28:07.540 I totally disagree.

03:28:08.420 Because we know what that world looks like.

03:28:09.760 We used to have it.

03:28:10.760 It's 50 or 60 years ago.

03:28:11.780 You know what?

03:28:12.060 Men grow up quicker.

03:28:13.480 They stop being man, child, and infants.

03:28:16.600 Tom.

03:28:16.960 So you're one of the ones who also probably argues against, like, there's, like, sexual

03:28:21.960 chemistry and stuff like that.

03:28:22.980 You probably argue, no, that's not real.

03:28:25.240 No, I think sexual chemistry is a real thing, but it's a culmination of different types of

03:28:29.760 love that are not just erotic.

03:28:31.400 There are deeper types of love that transcend the physical.

03:28:34.800 Physical is part of it.

03:28:35.820 Sexual compatibility, as you say, is a huge part of the relationship.

03:28:38.440 But all of you know this.

03:28:39.840 You could have a partner where you had great sex and you have nothing in common.

03:28:44.180 That's not a relationship.

03:28:45.040 That's an orgasm and a one-night stand or whatever.

03:28:48.720 That's a situationship.

03:28:49.740 Yeah, okay.

03:28:50.420 Fine.

03:28:50.920 A situationship.

03:28:51.840 That's not something to build a life around.

03:28:54.160 Yeah.

03:28:54.660 Yeah, yeah.

03:28:55.120 I agree.

03:28:55.900 Okay.

03:28:56.220 So, no, we're not disagreeing.

03:28:57.800 I just, without legislation or big decrees, I know this, that men have very primal, undeveloped,

03:29:07.720 immature sexual natures.

03:29:08.880 And that is not going to change.

03:29:10.720 So should women be punished for men taking advantage of women for that?

03:29:13.840 I'm not punishing.

03:29:14.440 I'm not talking about anything.

03:29:15.040 I'm talking about cultural stuff, not legislation or punishment.

03:29:16.900 No, I'm asking about hookup culture again.

03:29:18.320 But if women want a man that they are worthy of, and many of you are not getting men you

03:29:24.820 are worthy of, then you need to then stop giving the one thing that men want the most.

03:29:30.560 And that is unlimited amounts of sex all the time, bodies on the internet, because men

03:29:34.880 will only view you as a visual stimulation and they'll move on.

03:29:38.620 And if you disagree, you do not understand male nature.

03:29:40.960 But the thing is, men will treat you like that and talk to you like that, whether you want

03:29:46.240 to do it or not.

03:29:46.740 Because these two don't do OF.

03:29:48.700 I do OF.

03:29:49.700 Their Twitch chats are just as degenerate as mine, because people come in there and say

03:29:53.160 the most horrible things.

03:29:54.000 You're all very talented.

03:29:54.960 You're smart.

03:29:55.340 You guys shouldn't be doing any of that.

03:29:56.700 You shouldn't.

03:29:57.140 Stop doing that.

03:29:57.400 Twitch?

03:29:57.980 What do you mean?

03:29:58.500 We play video games.

03:29:59.520 I'm saying this as someone who cares about humanity.

03:30:01.440 Stop selling your body on the internet.

03:30:02.680 You're a lot smarter than that.

03:30:03.240 We're playing video games.

03:30:04.360 Yeah, we play World of Warcraft online.

03:30:06.300 You're saying you're doing OnlyFans?

03:30:07.800 Yes?

03:30:07.920 I do.

03:30:08.360 They don't.

03:30:08.940 And they get just as horrible comments as I do.

03:30:11.320 No, that's what I'm saying.

03:30:12.060 That's my argument.

03:30:12.460 Okay, but no, you're making my argument.

03:30:13.720 Men's sexual nature is very degenerative.

03:30:16.340 And I'm saying that-

03:30:17.340 How do you lift it up?

03:30:18.820 You lift it up by saying you don't get what you want the most until you commit.

03:30:23.440 But the thing is, hold on.

03:30:25.480 So hold on.

03:30:25.880 So you are then leading-

03:30:27.360 You need to lead men towards a better future.

03:30:29.920 Because I'm not doing anything more crazy than they are.

03:30:33.680 Isn't that fair?

03:30:34.460 I'm not doing anything more crazy than they are.

03:30:36.680 I'm not trying to ridicule you guys.

03:30:38.080 No, I don't care.

03:30:39.140 I don't care.

03:30:39.600 You can say whatever you want.

03:30:40.500 But I'm saying they're getting the same degenerate comments that I am on Twitch streams.

03:30:44.820 Because you're now seeing a window into men's sexual nature.

03:30:47.400 And that's what I'm saying.

03:30:48.440 But how then do you lift it up?

03:30:49.740 Do you lift it up by giving more sex and more bodies and more pictures?

03:30:52.840 But they're always going to treat us this way.

03:30:53.760 That's interesting.

03:30:54.720 They're always going to treat us this way.

03:30:55.520 No, no, no.

03:30:55.840 That's not true.

03:30:56.340 Yes, they will.

03:30:56.840 Let me tell you.

03:30:57.320 Yes, they will.

03:30:58.140 Men can grow up.

03:30:59.580 But they need a goal.

03:31:01.180 No, this is very-

03:31:01.740 If you don't believe that, then you basically are dismissing all of humanity.

03:31:05.120 It's not that I can't believe that men will grow up.

03:31:06.620 Hear me out.

03:31:07.460 Men love being useful.

03:31:09.000 This is fine.

03:31:09.540 Men want a purpose.

03:31:10.980 They want to go on an adventure.

03:31:12.420 And so if you say, you can be with me, but here's the rules of the road.

03:31:16.740 Okay, but I'm on the internet and there's how many?

03:31:19.220 Thousands of hundreds of millions of men on the internet.

03:31:21.900 I can't fix all of them.

03:31:23.160 I'm not asking you to fix all of them.

03:31:24.560 You want to change the world?

03:31:25.480 Start with changing you.

03:31:27.340 It doesn't matter.

03:31:28.320 They're not even doing a wave and they're still getting treated like garbage.

03:31:30.720 Hold on, so again, if you believe that what you do doesn't matter, then you're a nihilist

03:31:35.720 and just do whatever you want.

03:31:36.540 It's not even about me doing OF.

03:31:38.180 It's about the way that men treat you when you're a woman.

03:31:40.420 So this is the point though, is that how do you get treated better by men?

03:31:46.260 One sec.

03:31:46.960 Let me ask you a question.

03:31:47.680 Do you think you get treated by men better by showing more skin or less skin?

03:31:51.200 Obviously, if you show less skin.

03:31:52.660 Okay, so you agree.

03:31:53.740 But hold on, because even when you show less skin, there's women in full-blown covered up burkas

03:31:58.760 and they still get sexualized.

03:32:00.040 They still get acid thrown on them.

03:32:02.240 They still get R-worded in the middle of the street.

03:32:04.680 Like, what are you talking about?

03:32:05.400 Well, okay, I don't agree with that at all.

03:32:08.860 That's crazy.

03:32:09.380 So if you want, so men's sexual nature on the internet, you are seeing a window into the

03:32:13.500 depraved because there's no guardrails and there's no guidelines.

03:32:16.900 So how do you, one second, how do you lift up that primal, carnal sexual nature towards

03:32:21.500 something that is no longer...

03:32:23.240 Why is that my responsibility to lift up their...

03:32:25.280 Hold on.

03:32:25.940 Well, it's not your responsibility.

03:32:28.300 It's humanity's responsibility.

03:32:29.680 But I would imagine you want a life partner at some point.

03:32:31.840 Yes?

03:32:32.060 No?

03:32:32.500 I'll figure it out when they come to me.

03:32:34.040 I'm not going to...

03:32:34.600 Every man that is in your direction...

03:32:35.280 Let me tell you.

03:32:36.060 Doing OnlyFans, you're not going to find a life partner.

03:32:38.220 That's totally fine.

03:32:39.200 I don't care.

03:32:39.800 Yes, she is, though.

03:32:40.700 Come on.

03:32:41.100 No, no.

03:32:41.480 That's your point.

03:32:41.800 There is so many people who want to marry her.

03:32:45.060 If you think that you can find a virtuous, ethical man who tells the truth by showing

03:32:50.100 a lot of skin online, you do not understand male sexual nature.

03:32:52.900 You do not.

03:32:54.000 And I don't profess to know female sexual nature.

03:32:56.580 So we talked about this a little bit.

03:32:57.660 Men want what they cannot see and they cannot have.

03:33:00.140 Men want rarity, scarcity, and mystery.

03:33:02.300 They do not want abundance and cleavage and skin.

03:33:04.700 So what do you think of...

03:33:05.460 Can we get the same for men?

03:33:05.840 Can you guys stop sledding it up, please?

03:33:07.440 I'm not saying...

03:33:08.400 I am asking...

03:33:09.720 I mean, men have plenty of...

03:33:11.220 What have I just said?

03:33:11.980 I said men's sexual nature is degenerative.

03:33:13.820 I couldn't be more, like, cruel on males' primal carnal instincts.

03:33:17.740 The question is, how do you lift us up to something better?

03:33:20.320 Yes.

03:33:20.580 So we talked about this before.

03:33:22.780 What's the difference between...

03:33:23.940 So she does only lingerie pictures, right?

03:33:26.400 So what's the difference between her and, like, Gigi Hadid or, like, any Victoria's Secret

03:33:30.280 model, right?

03:33:31.080 Well, there's not...

03:33:32.220 I mean, is Gigi Hadid in a really great relationship and doing great?

03:33:35.320 I mean, I believe one of them has, like, clinical depression.

03:33:37.380 She's dating Bradley Cooper, I think.

03:33:38.900 Let's...

03:33:39.260 Again, most celebrity relationships last, like, what, six or seven years?

03:33:42.280 Maybe?

03:33:43.740 Well, so your point is that they, what, they divorce more often?

03:33:47.420 Or what...

03:33:47.820 Well, I mean, I'm asking...

03:33:48.720 Are you...

03:33:49.220 Are you saying she...

03:33:50.120 Again, if you're looking for celebrities for life partner roadmaps, you're looking at

03:33:53.120 the wrong people, okay?

03:33:54.640 I mean, I'm asking...

03:33:55.960 So you're fine with comparing that and being like, oh, yeah, they're both not...

03:33:59.680 They can't find high-value men or whatever your claim is.

03:34:02.360 And I am very short on their long-term prospects of being a couple for the next 30 years.

03:34:06.900 I mean, if that's their question.

03:34:08.080 But if you...

03:34:09.180 You do not have to create a new roadmap.

03:34:11.140 When women were more modest in their presentations, when women were more humble in their...

03:34:16.560 In their...

03:34:17.660 In their life's work...

03:34:18.680 Was that necessarily a woman being humble or was that also the laws of the day and age

03:34:21.500 where they couldn't...

03:34:22.020 No, in the 1950s, the laws were fine.

03:34:24.200 I mean...

03:34:24.260 You couldn't get a divorce because you never had a job.

03:34:26.860 You couldn't get out of the relationship.

03:34:28.700 What are you talking about?

03:34:29.520 No-fault divorce ended in the 60s or 70s.

03:34:31.780 You could still get a divorce.

03:34:32.940 It just was harder.

03:34:33.520 Yeah, but you had no job.

03:34:34.620 You had no prospects.

03:34:35.480 You had nothing.

03:34:36.000 You had children to take care of.

03:34:36.340 That's a separate issue.

03:34:37.120 You're getting too far off track.

03:34:38.760 I just...

03:34:39.100 Oops.

03:34:39.540 I'm asking a theoretical question.

03:34:42.400 If more women than not made a commitment that we want a life partner, I think the reason

03:34:47.860 why you all and women are willing to engage in hookup culture, even though you know

03:34:51.680 it's destructive...

03:34:52.720 Hold on.

03:34:53.080 Hold on a second.

03:34:53.480 Even though you know it's bad for you is because deep down women tend to be more insecure than

03:34:57.740 men.

03:34:58.020 And you think that you can get praise from men by doing this, and it gives you temporary

03:35:02.140 security, and you're willing to then sacrifice long-term viability of finding a life partner

03:35:08.120 for that temporary security.

03:35:09.740 You also just put that on me?

03:35:11.040 I don't engage in hookup culture at all.

03:35:13.100 Okay.

03:35:13.580 That's fine.

03:35:14.100 I'm just saying more broadly, though...

03:35:15.840 It's not the cap.

03:35:16.740 But more broadly, if women were willing to actually say that I am not going to present

03:35:22.360 myself online, I'm not going to get myself...

03:35:24.200 You would actually have more male suitors, not less.

03:35:27.320 I'm not worried about that.

03:35:29.840 I'm not worried about more or less male suitors.

03:35:32.040 How about good ones?

03:35:33.080 Great ones?

03:35:33.800 Ones that you feel as if this is the best man I've ever met?

03:35:36.440 I'll get there when I need to get there.

03:35:38.540 Great men are hard to find.

03:35:40.480 They are.

03:35:40.960 I could say this...

03:35:41.480 And I'll get there when I need to get there.

03:35:42.220 ...being around a lot of them.

03:35:43.280 Okay.

03:35:43.800 And I'll get there when I need to get there.

03:35:44.840 So let me ask you, what is more important in your life, good career or great marriage

03:35:48.480 and family?

03:35:49.320 I want my bills paid, so whatever takes the cake.

03:35:52.540 Well, a good husband can pay the bills, too.

03:35:54.500 Yeah.

03:35:54.980 And I'm not necessarily looking for a good husband right now, because I'm not looking

03:35:58.480 around.

03:35:59.380 Okay.

03:36:01.700 Any other thoughts on that?

03:36:03.560 Sorry, I kind of dominated there.

03:36:05.580 If you want, keep going.

03:36:06.320 I guess I am pretty jaded on this conversation.

03:36:08.500 I didn't get to do the introductions, but I do OnlyFans management.

03:36:11.860 And I think, so I read a lot of messages.

03:36:14.620 I'm not on the site myself, but I read a lot of messages.

03:36:18.040 And it kind of sucks, because you see so many messages coming in daily that are like,

03:36:22.300 I wish I wasn't with my ugly wife right now.

03:36:24.800 You're so much hotter.

03:36:25.660 So for me, as someone who's single and in their 20s, it's hard to be like, yeah, I'm

03:36:30.060 going to be a really perfect woman for these kind of men.

03:36:33.440 Does that make sense?

03:36:34.460 I'm going to be honest.

03:36:34.480 I even got that being on your podcast.

03:36:36.460 I even got a message on my OnlyFans from your podcast being like, my girlfriend is so

03:36:41.060 disgusting.

03:36:41.580 I don't like her.

03:36:42.240 I subbed your OnlyFans because you're so much better than her.

03:36:44.860 It's really hard to see both these conversations.

03:36:47.240 No, that's okay.

03:36:47.840 But you're actually proving my point, is you're seeing a window into the depraved male sexual

03:36:53.080 nature.

03:36:53.520 So then you have a choice.

03:36:54.540 You can say, forget all men and become a lesbian and just forget it, right?

03:36:58.180 I don't do that.

03:36:58.680 I'm not saying you want to do that, right?

03:36:59.740 No, yeah.

03:36:59.880 Or you could be like, I actually think that men have a proper role in society.

03:37:04.520 Most men today are grown infants.

03:37:07.140 And women have a...

03:37:08.740 You don't agree with that?

03:37:09.780 Well, no.

03:37:10.220 I agree that they're grown infants, but it's not my job to fix you.

03:37:13.080 I'm not saying it's your job to fix you.

03:37:14.420 You have a moral obligation not to make it worse.

03:37:17.700 Well, how am I making it worse?

03:37:19.660 Because I have an OnlyFans?

03:37:20.960 Yeah.

03:37:21.200 I'd say that you're participating in that.

03:37:22.740 Okay, so what exactly have you...

03:37:24.860 It's all your fault.

03:37:26.400 No, I'm not saying it's all your fault, but if you...

03:37:27.600 It's a lot, Julie.

03:37:28.240 But I'm saying this as agreeably as I can.

03:37:32.480 If you are producing sexually explicit content online, you are increasing the supply, not

03:37:38.360 decreasing the supply.

03:37:39.420 So even if I didn't have an OnlyFans...

03:37:40.780 Even though you're a small part of it, I get it.

03:37:42.240 Okay, even if I didn't have an OnlyFans, the comments that I've gotten on all of my

03:37:46.320 social media without it have been even more degrading than the comments I've gotten

03:37:50.500 on my OnlyFans.

03:37:51.000 Got it, but you're blaming the comments for your action, not taking responsibility for

03:37:55.580 your action.

03:37:56.100 No, no, because even if I post a selfie of just my face, I'm going to be like, I want

03:37:59.700 to cum all over that.

03:38:00.500 I'm like, I'm eating a cookie.

03:38:02.340 Okay, but again, you're seeing a window into the depraved sexual nature.

03:38:08.440 So how is that my issue?

03:38:09.620 Fix it yourself, you weirdo.

03:38:11.040 Okay, but you're right.

03:38:13.060 That could be an attitude, and that has been the attitude the last 30 years.

03:38:16.220 Where has it gotten us?

03:38:17.580 Less people married, less people in happy relationships.

03:38:20.500 So both sides have work to do.

03:38:21.800 If you were a panel of men, I'd be talking completely different.

03:38:23.340 Are you saying it's a woman's job to fix men from being depraved, or what are you saying

03:38:28.740 here?

03:38:28.760 I have an entire chapter of this book about how we should ban pornography.

03:38:30.920 Can you sign that for me later?

03:38:31.760 I'll buy it.

03:38:32.100 You're getting close to earning it.

03:38:33.580 I earned it.

03:38:34.500 I earned it.

03:38:35.200 But no, I have an entire chapter of this book on how men need to stop watching pornography

03:38:38.300 and stop being...

03:38:38.820 No, I agree.

03:38:39.320 I don't watch pornography at all.

03:38:40.940 I don't think anyone should.

03:38:41.800 Both sides have growth to do, but we're here at a female-driven panel, so I'm trying to...

03:38:46.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:38:47.240 You know, hold on, let me throw a little hand.

03:38:49.420 Anyway, yes, I'm way over time, but yeah.

03:38:51.700 You want to ban pornography?

03:38:53.140 Yes, absolutely.

03:38:54.280 I totally agree.

03:38:54.920 You agree?

03:38:55.580 I agree.

03:38:56.000 So you're an OnlyFans, so help me out and say that.

03:38:57.300 Yeah, but I don't do pornography.

03:38:58.780 Is it lingerie, you said?

03:38:59.860 Yeah.

03:39:00.300 It's borderline, but yeah.

03:39:01.560 Yeah, borderline, but it's a Victoria's Secret model.

03:39:03.300 Fair enough.

03:39:03.880 Yeah, okay.

03:39:04.280 You do OnlyFans, are you in favor, do you object to Charlie's position on banning porn?

03:39:09.640 Um, yeah.

03:39:10.400 Which would correspondingly...

03:39:12.360 You're in favor of it?

03:39:13.340 You earned a book with your stamps.

03:39:14.320 Wait, do you mean like, if I'm against it?

03:39:16.820 Is that Kit Kat Julie?

03:39:18.280 Julie.

03:39:18.640 Julie wants to ban porn, so you'd be banning what you do.

03:39:21.660 Oh, then no.

03:39:22.020 I'm so excited.

03:39:24.000 I say, Julie, ban porn.

03:39:25.640 Yes.

03:39:26.280 I'm taking this all the way back.

03:39:27.240 I'm taking this all the way back to Canada.

03:39:29.260 It literally says, Julie, ban porn.

03:39:30.460 Back to Canada.

03:39:31.440 All the way back to Canada.

03:39:32.600 Charlie, do you think we should annex Canada?

03:39:34.600 No.

03:39:34.800 No, I don't want Canada.

03:39:35.900 Nobody wants Canada.

03:39:37.120 I hate it there, too.

03:39:37.900 Don't worry.

03:39:38.180 Do you have time for just a few more questions?

03:39:39.220 Yeah, I got like five minutes.

03:39:40.820 Five minutes is okay.

03:39:41.380 That was really good, though, guys.

03:39:42.500 But think about...

03:39:43.240 I'm just saying that you have to then act in the direction of the man you want.

03:39:48.840 And men have to act in the direction of the woman they want.

03:39:51.720 I agree.

03:39:52.400 And at some point, maybe romantically, we can meet halfway.

03:39:56.620 Romantically, I think it might be saying.

03:39:57.780 Hold on.

03:39:58.040 What if it's a man who wants an OnlyFans girl and an OnlyFans girl who wants a man?

03:40:00.620 Then he's a degenerate.

03:40:01.520 This is...

03:40:02.080 I do want to shift gears here a little bit.

03:40:03.840 But, of course, you get what you want, but that's not what one ought to want.

03:40:06.920 Okay?

03:40:07.580 By the way, those watching, afterwards, we do have Andrew Wilson.

03:40:10.860 He's going to do a call-in once Charlie has to go.

03:40:13.440 But I do want to ask, going around the table to open something else up to the table,

03:40:18.120 would you date a guy who owned firearms?

03:40:21.280 Yeah.

03:40:22.660 Yep.

03:40:23.440 I think so.

03:40:24.260 Of course.

03:40:25.060 Depends.

03:40:25.900 Yes.

03:40:26.260 AR-15.

03:40:26.740 Pew, pew, pew.

03:40:27.580 We had this conversation before.

03:40:29.120 I don't know enough about guns to have an opinion.

03:40:31.200 It's the big, scary, black one.

03:40:33.160 That scares me.

03:40:34.000 So, probably not.

03:40:35.080 All right.

03:40:35.420 Yes.

03:40:35.800 Absolutely.

03:40:36.460 Yes.

03:40:37.200 Hold on.

03:40:38.400 Yeah.

03:40:39.220 Yes.

03:40:40.260 Yes.

03:40:40.700 Oh, man.

03:40:41.080 All right.

03:40:41.460 Okay.

03:40:41.880 Well.

03:40:42.420 Good talk.

03:40:42.760 I got to run.

03:40:43.560 Yes, absolutely.

03:40:43.860 So, can I just say one thing in closing, though?

03:40:45.220 Go for it.

03:40:45.540 Um, there's a lot of attention towards that men need to be better men, and that's a thing.

03:40:50.860 I think that women are exempt far too often in that conversation, you guys.

03:40:53.420 Women can be better women.

03:40:54.540 There you go.

03:40:55.320 And so, you have to take it as a good sport.

03:40:57.640 I'm so happy.

03:40:58.400 Thank you so much.

03:40:58.560 The most important thing you can do is give your life to Jesus and to give your life to

03:41:02.000 God.

03:41:02.240 See?

03:41:02.480 She rolls her eyes.

03:41:04.760 Take the book back.

03:41:06.440 Take it back.

03:41:07.060 Read the book back.

03:41:07.620 I didn't get to do that.

03:41:08.500 Because here's why.

03:41:09.260 I'm going to spread the word.

03:41:09.800 Jesus loves you, and he died for you.

03:41:11.320 I'm sure he loves me, but let me find it out on my own, please.

03:41:14.220 You can find it out on your own.

03:41:15.920 Thank you.

03:41:16.060 One question about the book, if that's cool.

03:41:18.320 In the book, is there a specific chapter about dating?

03:41:22.100 Oh, yeah.

03:41:22.400 No, there's actually a whole thing about life advice for men and women.

03:41:26.300 I'm super excited to read this.

03:41:27.660 It's actually not even funny.

03:41:28.800 You're going to read it?

03:41:29.360 No, I think you'll actually enjoy part of it.

03:41:32.280 Blake, what part of the book is that?

03:41:33.360 I'm trying to find it.

03:41:33.820 I'm going to read the hell out of it.

03:41:34.980 Are you joking?

03:41:35.860 I have to find it.

03:41:36.960 Somebody said there was a second.

03:41:37.580 It's advice for women and advice for men.

03:41:40.520 I don't know.

03:41:42.020 Changing yourself?

03:41:43.080 Yeah.

03:41:44.220 Oh, yeah.

03:41:44.960 It's here.

03:41:45.560 Advice for men and women right here.

03:41:46.880 Should we do like a read a paragraph?

03:41:48.720 No.

03:41:49.400 Oh, yeah.

03:41:50.060 How about this?

03:41:51.240 Popcorn reading ASMR.

03:41:52.160 Date seriously right away with an eye towards marriage and family, which we talked about.

03:41:55.700 If your goal is to put family and children above your career, avoid an educational path

03:41:59.040 that has too much debt.

03:42:00.800 Watch your weight and do your best to maintain your attractiveness.

03:42:03.480 I like weight.

03:42:04.300 Listen to your parents, especially your mom, and don't be afraid to ask her for advice.

03:42:07.720 She was crazy, though.

03:42:09.740 Do you have a dad?

03:42:10.960 Yeah, but he was...

03:42:12.280 Does your dad love you?

03:42:13.280 Yeah, I think so.

03:42:14.100 Okay.

03:42:14.340 Then ask him for advice.

03:42:15.400 What else you got there?

03:42:16.240 Volunteer to help out your Sunday school nursery.

03:42:19.500 You can laugh at that, but it's a great way to see if you like kids or not.

03:42:22.040 It's a good segment.

03:42:22.660 Thank you, Charlie, for joining us.

03:42:23.540 Thanks, guys.

03:42:23.740 Thank you so much.

03:42:24.760 Thank you.

03:42:24.940 Charlie Kirk is...

03:42:26.200 Wait one sec.

03:42:27.200 Oh, sorry.

03:42:27.560 Hold on.

03:42:27.860 I got to play this.

03:42:28.460 Buy the book, everybody.

03:42:29.640 Guys, get the book.

03:42:30.520 Charlie, I got to play this right before you leave.

03:42:32.720 Wait, wait, wait.

03:42:33.080 Hold on.

03:42:33.680 Wait, stop.

03:42:34.320 Stop.

03:42:34.600 Stop.

03:42:34.820 Stop.

03:42:35.240 Okay.

03:42:35.760 He's a great and decent man.

03:42:37.420 He's a pioneer.

03:42:38.000 He's a pioneer.

03:42:38.720 Thank you for coming, Charlie.

03:42:39.620 Good to have you.

03:42:40.360 He's a pioneer.

03:42:40.380 Thanks, Charlie.

03:42:41.160 Wait.

03:42:41.540 Madison.

03:42:41.900 Madison.

03:42:42.380 Madison.

03:42:43.400 Madison.

03:42:43.680 Thank you.

03:42:44.020 Bye.

03:42:44.680 Can you sit?

03:42:45.400 Bye.

03:42:45.620 I'm taking a book.

03:42:46.440 Bye.

03:42:46.560 Bye.

03:42:47.420 No, I got it.

03:42:48.220 I got it.

03:42:48.660 Come sit.

03:42:49.120 What's it called?

03:42:50.640 I can't believe I got a Julia Bain.

03:42:54.740 This is hilarious.

03:42:56.140 That is so amazing.

03:42:57.360 I'm keeping this up to me until the grid.

03:42:58.800 Wasn't he a porn addict or something?

03:43:00.740 He had a problem with porn?

03:43:01.800 He's a really fan porn.

03:43:03.020 Oh, I'm not sure.

03:43:03.760 I guess that's good.

03:43:04.800 He admits he had a huge...

03:43:05.840 Oh, really?

03:43:06.920 Oh, so that's...

03:43:07.600 It is a big problem.

03:43:10.280 Are you eating?

03:43:10.740 You know, it actually helps women.

03:43:13.220 All right.

03:43:13.780 Bye, guys.

03:43:14.260 Women who are in marriage.

03:43:16.100 If they watch porn, they spice up their...

03:43:18.080 I think they had better body positivity because OnlyFans, they're seeing so many different

03:43:21.960 body shapes and sizes now, having fans, that a lot of women are saying, oh, everybody's

03:43:26.820 hot.

03:43:26.940 I'm going to grab my...

03:43:27.460 It's not just 19-year-old blondes like it used to be in Playboy.

03:43:30.020 Yeah.

03:43:30.460 I don't think it has to take to this level to get that body positivity, but...

03:43:33.980 No, of course.

03:43:34.880 I mean...

03:43:35.900 And apparently, in porn addiction, a friend of mine's a neurologist.

03:43:39.220 She says, almost all the patients are...

03:43:40.840 Do you want us to...

03:43:41.360 Do you want us to...

03:43:42.200 More of a problem with the addiction to it?

03:43:43.300 Tap out?

03:43:43.960 Tap out?

03:43:44.280 Yeah.

03:43:44.680 No, like some people use a daily addiction.

03:43:47.040 Hey, guys.

03:43:47.560 We have Andrew Wilson.

03:43:49.620 I should have mentioned this.

03:43:50.500 We have...

03:43:50.720 Guys, we have Andrew Wilson who's going to...

03:43:52.760 We're calling him right now.

03:43:53.900 Nick, if you can get that going.

03:43:56.040 And yeah.

03:43:58.780 Yeah.

03:43:59.180 We'll get people water and stuff.

03:44:00.460 Do you want me to just get up and get it?

03:44:01.800 Guys, thank you to Charlie Kirk for coming.

03:44:04.640 Here's his book, Right Wing Revolution.

03:44:07.360 Can I have one?

03:44:08.720 We'll get those...

03:44:09.780 We'll probably just take these off the table for now.

03:44:12.860 So, Maddie, maybe just put them on the kitchen island there for a bit.

03:44:17.660 Then we're going to...

03:44:18.600 In just a moment here, we're going to have the other girls tap back in.

03:44:23.580 And Nick, you got Andrew?

03:44:25.580 I'm going to read some chats while that comes through.

03:44:31.000 Grid 2 Go-Kart Sports.

03:44:33.280 Pride defiles a woman and will bring her low.

03:44:35.420 And then disgrace comes upon her because the arrogance is an abomination.

03:44:39.420 True wisdom is incompatible with pride.

03:44:42.160 Does each lady celebrate or shun pride?

03:44:46.140 Is this a question for the panel?

03:44:48.160 Too late.

03:44:49.240 Does each lady celebrate?

03:44:50.860 Do you shun pride?

03:44:52.280 Yeah.

03:44:52.580 Do you guys shun pride?

03:44:54.100 Who would shun that?

03:44:55.040 Come on.

03:44:55.640 Thank you, Grid 2 Go-Kart Sports.

03:44:57.800 That's, I guess, a nod, head nod to Grid 1 Motorsports.

03:45:03.440 We have Joe Murphy.

03:45:04.920 Gold digger in the sky is based and honest.

03:45:06.900 What's your standard for your partner's income?

03:45:09.200 You should prioritize making some junior pilots before it's too late.

03:45:14.420 Oshkosh 2024 fires in the sky, baby.

03:45:16.720 I'm not going to Oshkosh this year, but thanks.

03:45:19.260 All right.

03:45:20.100 Okay.

03:45:20.380 What's your standard for your partner's income?

03:45:24.680 I don't think I have a standard rule.

03:45:27.100 Okay.

03:45:27.400 And most importantly, I have to like them.

03:45:29.440 Too high for them, baby.

03:45:31.060 As long as probably.

03:45:32.400 They compete, you guys.

03:45:33.280 If he's asking, he already doesn't have it.

03:45:34.760 I get it, I get it.

03:45:39.080 Yes.

03:45:39.820 Bring him in.

03:45:40.640 Yo, what's up, Andrew?

03:45:41.860 Hang tight, guys, for just a sec.

03:45:43.380 Yo, yo, can you hear us?

03:45:44.800 I can.

03:45:45.620 Can you hear me all right?

03:45:46.640 We can.

03:45:47.360 We can.

03:45:47.800 We had a, I don't know if you were watching for a little bit there, we had a doozy of

03:45:51.680 a stream.

03:45:53.700 No, I wasn't able to catch a lot of it, unfortunately.

03:45:56.620 Well, you caught the tail end?

03:45:59.680 Well, actually, I caught the first part.

03:46:01.780 Oh, the first part.

03:46:02.500 Okay.

03:46:03.020 Yeah, I see my biggest fan back there whispering about me.

03:46:05.580 Look at you back there.

03:46:06.640 No, she asked who you were.

03:46:08.020 I was trying to hype you up.

03:46:09.640 I was trying to hype you up.

03:46:10.480 She's hyping you up.

03:46:11.280 She's hyping you up.

03:46:12.960 She was just smiling.

03:46:14.140 How are you?

03:46:14.700 It's nice to see you again.

03:46:15.660 How have you been?

03:46:16.600 I've been great.

03:46:17.420 How are you?

03:46:18.620 Yeah, see, I knew my biggest, all I have to say is my biggest fan, I knew that she would

03:46:22.280 know it was her.

03:46:23.140 It was me.

03:46:24.020 August.

03:46:24.400 Yeah, of course.

03:46:25.500 Of course.

03:46:26.700 All right.

03:46:27.160 So I think we're going to, we're going to tap you guys out.

03:46:31.140 Then you guys are going to be in, there's going to be a surprise, but so why don't we

03:46:36.660 get, actually, we'll want to, hmm, let me think I want to do this.

03:46:40.720 Yeah, we'll tap you guys out.

03:46:42.100 Let's bring the other girls back in, same seats.

03:46:45.140 And Andrew, why don't you introduce yourself real quick?

03:46:48.420 Yeah, my name is Andrew Wilson.

03:46:49.640 I'm the host of The Crucible.

03:46:51.320 I'm a political analyst.

03:46:52.820 Take your book.

03:46:53.320 A political satirist.

03:46:55.320 I'm a political satirist, and I also like to engage in a little bit of debate from time

03:46:59.340 to time.

03:47:03.820 All right.

03:47:04.660 Welcome, Andrew.

03:47:05.320 Sorry, guys, we're playing musical chairs here, so we're tapping people back in.

03:47:09.860 Wait, where did the other two go?

03:47:11.640 Wait, did they leave?

03:47:13.120 No.

03:47:15.160 Oh, okay.

03:47:15.900 Oh, okay.

03:47:17.080 Didn't see you guys.

03:47:18.100 Okay.

03:47:18.920 All right.

03:47:19.600 We're tapping people back in.

03:47:22.040 She's coming.

03:47:23.320 Huh?

03:47:23.520 What's up?

03:47:25.320 I think somebody's in the bathroom, maybe?

03:47:27.760 Yeah.

03:47:28.120 She does.

03:47:28.840 Okay.

03:47:29.360 Good time for the bathroom there.

03:47:30.840 This gentleman's name is Andrew?

03:47:32.500 Yes.

03:47:32.940 This is Andrew Wilson.

03:47:34.760 I mean, gentleman might be, it might be a little, it might be a little far.

03:47:39.300 Andrew, you got a little fluff on your microphone, Andrew.

03:47:42.080 My OCD is going to go crazy here.

03:47:44.420 Look at that.

03:47:44.840 You got a little fluff?

03:47:45.920 White specks.

03:47:46.920 What do you do?

03:47:47.600 You got white specks.

03:47:48.820 Huh?

03:47:49.640 Andrew.

03:47:50.000 How are you going to do that to me?

03:47:53.540 Your OCD is going nuts.

03:47:55.420 I can't.

03:47:56.040 Yeah.

03:47:56.540 We got it.

03:47:56.880 We got it.

03:47:57.320 We can't do it.

03:47:58.940 Is it gone, Brian?

03:48:00.040 Did we get rid of the, did we get rid of the white fluff for you?

03:48:02.920 I think it's good.

03:48:04.000 I think it's good.

03:48:04.600 I think it's good.

03:48:05.520 All right, guys.

03:48:06.140 I hope you enjoyed Charlie Wilson.

03:48:07.800 We've just tagged in.

03:48:09.700 Charlie Kirk.

03:48:11.720 You guys are related?

03:48:13.660 Shit.

03:48:14.100 I didn't know that.

03:48:14.780 That's crazy.

03:48:16.440 We've tagged in, excuse me, Andrew Wilson in place of Charlie Kirk there.

03:48:22.200 So once we get.

03:48:24.020 Nice to meet you all, by the way.

03:48:25.700 Hi.

03:48:26.880 Okay.

03:48:27.740 Sorry, guys.

03:48:28.300 Except for you.

03:48:28.620 Except for you, the pilot.

03:48:30.100 Except for you.

03:48:30.780 Everyone else, they're good.

03:48:32.600 Uh-oh.

03:48:33.580 Just you.

03:48:34.320 Uh-oh.

03:48:34.940 I got a feeling we're going to.

03:48:36.300 I just got a feeling.

03:48:37.620 I got a gut feeling.

03:48:38.900 Why don't you guys.

03:48:39.480 Okay.

03:48:40.400 This evening.

03:48:41.680 Well, why don't you guys start tangling on whatever you want to tangle on?

03:48:46.400 What did I do to you?

03:48:48.020 Well.

03:48:49.240 What's that?

03:48:50.200 You don't.

03:48:50.960 Okay.

03:48:51.660 What?

03:48:52.180 Yeah, yeah.

03:48:52.600 Well, I was just wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions.

03:48:54.600 Change the split color.

03:48:56.360 And we start with, at the beginning of the podcast, and I only, I was only able to watch

03:49:02.320 about 45 minutes, but I did hear a little bit of your backstory.

03:49:06.340 You're kind of a gold digger by your own admission, right?

03:49:09.780 I mean, it's tongue-in-cheek.

03:49:12.540 It's sort of a joke.

03:49:14.680 Yeah, yeah.

03:49:15.140 Yeah.

03:49:15.380 Sort of a joke.

03:49:16.020 I get it.

03:49:17.020 But what was interesting is you said you were in a relationship with two different men for

03:49:20.800 18 years.

03:49:21.700 Is that correct?

03:49:22.700 Correct.

03:49:23.660 Okay.

03:49:24.000 But then you said that you were in a relationship with somebody else, and you put those relationships

03:49:28.720 on hold.

03:49:31.600 Yeah.

03:49:32.000 As it got more serious, I tried to make that work as the only relationship, and then it

03:49:35.060 failed.

03:49:35.260 And then how many years were you with that primary relationship?

03:49:40.100 In total, it was like between five and six, I think.

03:49:43.480 I'd have to go back and look at the old calendar.

03:49:44.720 And you did drop those other men, right?

03:49:46.880 Correct.

03:49:47.880 So then you weren't really with those men for 18 years?

03:49:51.340 In total, yeah.

03:49:55.100 Well, I mean, are you saying that it was 18 years split?

03:49:59.120 Yes.

03:50:01.200 Well, how old are you?

03:50:02.840 47, 48 at the end of the year.

03:50:05.260 Okay, so 48.

03:50:06.580 So this would mean that you took, what, 24 years you've been dating these two men?

03:50:15.200 On and off?

03:50:16.200 You just said it wasn't, right, because of the one in the middle.

03:50:19.160 So no.

03:50:19.700 Yeah, but you claimed that it was concurrent.

03:50:22.140 So that means back-to-back.

03:50:23.980 So you weren't with them for all 18 years, or there was a split, or what?

03:50:28.540 Like, tell me the deal here, so I understand.

03:50:30.620 Concurrent means at the same time, back-to-back is in serial or tandem.

03:50:34.440 Yeah, so you were dating them both at the same time.

03:50:36.560 That would be concurrent.

03:50:37.580 So anyway.

03:50:38.020 Correct.

03:50:38.420 So back, yeah, correct.

03:50:39.920 So back to the, you're dating these two concurrently.

03:50:41.760 Are you trying to figure out when I started dating?

03:50:43.300 Same time.

03:50:44.880 18 years, right?

03:50:46.000 Are you trying to figure out when I started dating men?

03:50:48.720 No.

03:50:49.080 Oh, I'm trying to figure out if there was a gap between this 18-year mark that you dated

03:50:54.680 these two men and the six years that you had with this other guy.

03:50:59.380 So I'm trying to figure out, was it 18 years straight?

03:51:02.260 No.

03:51:02.860 Right?

03:51:03.280 No.

03:51:03.740 Okay.

03:51:04.440 So then there was a gap.

03:51:06.000 So in this gap, does that mean that those six years that you weren't dating those two guys,

03:51:11.580 that actually is going to lessen the years?

03:51:12.940 So you were only really dating these guys for, what, 15 years or 14 years?

03:51:19.980 Repeat yourself?

03:51:20.880 What are you talking about?

03:51:21.480 You're talking about the math?

03:51:23.300 Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out.

03:51:25.460 Why?

03:51:25.940 How long you were actually with these two guys.

03:51:27.880 Well, because you said it.

03:51:29.060 So I'm just trying to figure it out.

03:51:30.640 Yeah.

03:51:31.140 So 18 in total.

03:51:33.340 In the middle, there was someone else.

03:51:37.100 You got it.

03:51:37.780 You can do math.

03:51:38.440 24, right?

03:51:39.480 There you go.

03:51:39.760 Yeah, so you've been dating these guys on and off for 24 years?

03:51:44.080 If you include the off.

03:51:46.600 Yeah, that's what I'm including is the off.

03:51:48.300 I just want to make sure I'm clear.

03:51:49.640 Yeah.

03:51:50.280 Happy?

03:51:50.860 Okay.

03:51:51.940 Yeah.

03:51:52.440 Well, I mean, I'm just trying to make sense of the story.

03:51:55.360 That's all.

03:51:55.860 It's not confusing.

03:51:58.120 I mean, it was kind of confusing, right?

03:51:59.980 Because when you say, well, I was with these two guys for 18 years, right?

03:52:04.460 And then, but I was dating another guy for six years, and then I dropped those two guys.

03:52:08.580 It is kind of confusing.

03:52:10.060 So that could mean, well, wait, it was 18 years with these two guys, but then six years where

03:52:16.320 I wasn't with those two guys.

03:52:17.840 Or it could mean it's 18 years in total, but in the center, I dropped that off.

03:52:23.200 You know what I mean?

03:52:24.040 What would be the difference to you one way or the other?

03:52:27.860 Well, let's assume for a second that you started dating these two guys 18 years ago.

03:52:32.700 And then in the center of that, you, yeah, I know, but I'm just saying that that would

03:52:38.160 be the difference is let's assume that you did 18.

03:52:42.440 That's why I was confused.

03:52:43.280 Then you would be trying to gotcha me because at one point there would have been three, which

03:52:46.700 is not the case.

03:52:47.320 But that's what you'd be saying is, well, actually for six years, there was three.

03:52:51.040 No, I'm not even saying that there was three.

03:52:52.760 I'm just trying to make sure that it was actually 18 years.

03:52:55.400 That's all I'm trying to make sure of.

03:52:56.580 It's odd that you care so much, but cool.

03:53:00.020 Why would it, why would it be odd that I'm trying to make sense of the story you told?

03:53:04.100 Because it's super not important.

03:53:06.740 I mean, I think it's super important if you're on a dating podcast and you're giving a descriptor

03:53:12.640 for the relationships that you're in, and then you get the year mark for those relationships

03:53:16.680 and then you throw in a curve ball.

03:53:17.980 I just want to make sure that I'm clear on, on what's going on.

03:53:21.420 Like, how would I know if I don't ask you?

03:53:23.380 Gotcha.

03:53:24.600 I'm glad we're clear.

03:53:25.260 Okay, but I'm still not clear, so I just want to make sure I get this right.

03:53:32.280 So the grand total, the grand scheme of things is like 24, 25 years, actually, that you've

03:53:38.320 been dating those other two guys.

03:53:41.240 No, because there were years in between, so no.

03:53:43.640 Yeah, no, no, no, I get it, but I'm just saying on and off again.

03:53:48.920 Sure, sure.

03:53:49.660 Okay, so then, at that 24-year mark, after the six years were done, how did you approach

03:53:58.180 those dudes and ask them to come back in your life?

03:54:01.060 I did not.

03:54:01.860 They did.

03:54:03.580 Both of them?

03:54:04.840 Yeah.

03:54:06.480 Well, how did they know?

03:54:08.440 People keep in touch.

03:54:09.320 So you were talking to them the entire time you were in the six-year relationship?

03:54:14.040 No.

03:54:16.200 Well, then, well, who contacted who?

03:54:22.320 Did they, like, find out through social media or something, or did you tell them that you

03:54:26.280 were single?

03:54:26.480 Yeah, when you break up, people find out.

03:54:26.920 You have mutual friends.

03:54:28.340 You go out to dinners.

03:54:29.440 You do volunteering.

03:54:32.240 People talk, right?

03:54:33.840 Word gets out.

03:54:34.460 Yeah, I'm just asking about the particulars there.

03:54:39.200 Like, how did the word get out to them that you were no longer dating this guy?

03:54:41.920 I'm sure Gossip Millie, they're on or offline.

03:54:44.320 Didn't ask, don't know.

03:54:45.800 Well, who contacted who?

03:54:47.320 Don't remember.

03:54:48.800 You don't remember if you contacted them?

03:54:50.640 I'm sure I didn't.

03:54:51.520 I wouldn't have time for that.

03:54:53.360 So you think they contacted you?

03:54:55.160 Fairly sure.

03:54:55.860 I don't remember.

03:54:56.400 I don't have a lot of time to reach out to old friends.

03:55:00.080 If they do, I answer.

03:55:02.920 Okay.

03:55:03.280 How far spaced apart around the country are these two guys?

03:55:08.420 Next?

03:55:08.980 Far enough.

03:55:10.540 Yeah, yeah.

03:55:11.160 Well, you don't have to give me an exact geographical area.

03:55:13.340 I'm just saying, are they 1,000 miles?

03:55:15.220 Are they 500 miles?

03:55:16.560 Are they really far apart?

03:55:18.020 That's all I'm asking.

03:55:18.980 Far enough, and it's not your business.

03:55:21.860 Well, I mean, again, I'm just asking for the particulars.

03:55:25.280 You don't have to answer.

03:55:26.360 I'm just curious.

03:55:27.120 Thank you.

03:55:27.420 I'm not going to.

03:55:28.960 Okay.

03:55:29.660 Well, then I guess we can't get anywhere.

03:55:31.280 Can you get into any of the particulars?

03:55:34.100 So have you ever been in, like, a committed, just monogamous relationship where it's just you and one other man?

03:55:40.760 Yes.

03:55:41.460 And is there anything specific to those relationships that you've been in which is making you want to date two people at once for the past 18 years?

03:55:49.420 What I want to do.

03:55:50.040 Yeah, I'm asking if there's, like, anything specific that prompted you to do that rather than spend your life with one person.

03:55:58.120 Not just, like, oh, like, because I want to do that.

03:56:00.060 But, like, what prompted, like, what made you want to do that?

03:56:04.980 Because I want to.

03:56:08.280 That's the specifics.

03:56:09.040 That's all, just because you feel like it.

03:56:11.880 So it's like, why do you want that candy bar?

03:56:14.540 Because I want it.

03:56:15.300 Okay, you get that you want it.

03:56:17.260 You want the candy bar because you want it.

03:56:19.180 What she's asking is the underlying, right?

03:56:21.000 Like, maybe you like chocolate.

03:56:22.700 Or maybe there's, you have a sweet tooth.

03:56:25.300 Or maybe there's some, like, underlying reason.

03:56:27.820 That's all she's asking about.

03:56:29.180 I'll think about it and get back to you.

03:56:31.980 She felt like it.

03:56:33.480 She felt like it.

03:56:34.380 Do you have any other questions for any other of the guests, Andrew?

03:56:40.580 No.

03:56:41.140 That was, also, that was really unnecessarily combative in a strange way.

03:56:46.600 Sorry.

03:56:47.020 I don't feel like I was asking anything that was way, that was, like, hardball or anything.

03:56:50.940 I was just curious about the story and trying to make sure I got your story correct.

03:56:54.540 That's all.

03:56:55.100 When I said hello and you said hello to everybody except the pilot, then I didn't like you anymore.

03:56:59.400 I'm sorry.

03:57:00.000 That was a great joke.

03:57:01.240 It was a great joke.

03:57:02.680 This is why women can't be comics.

03:57:04.380 You have no sense of humor.

03:57:06.060 By the way, did you realize that every other woman at the table laughed at that?

03:57:09.400 They were giggling just a little bit.

03:57:10.960 They were like, just a little bit, except you.

03:57:14.100 You know, now, if everybody had said at the table, now, let's pretend for a second.

03:57:17.520 I came in.

03:57:18.540 And they were like, hello to everybody on the panel except Andrew.

03:57:21.300 I would have laughed.

03:57:22.280 I would have thought that was kind of funny.

03:57:24.300 Just saying.

03:57:27.400 I don't know.

03:57:27.980 You seem kind of butthurt about it.

03:57:29.500 It was just a joke.

03:57:31.640 I was just kidding.

03:57:34.380 Sorry.

03:57:37.020 That was just funny.

03:57:38.500 See?

03:57:39.200 See?

03:57:39.600 See?

03:57:40.000 See?

03:57:40.320 That's what people are laughing.

03:57:41.300 No, it's just funny because it's a dating podcast, but people don't like to talk about

03:57:44.620 dating lives.

03:57:46.840 I'm back.

03:57:47.880 What did I miss?

03:57:48.680 Sorry.

03:57:49.020 We're getting a couple things.

03:57:50.360 They had a little back and forth.

03:57:51.920 Hmm.

03:57:53.040 Okay.

03:57:54.720 This would be a good time to ask the question from Stifler.

03:58:00.120 Ask everyone to rate their looks on a scale of 1 to 10, and you can't pick 7.

03:58:06.640 Starting with you.

03:58:07.520 Go ahead.

03:58:07.620 7.4.

03:58:08.400 You can't even pick a 7 point.

03:58:12.380 You can't do it.

03:58:12.720 I can't.

03:58:12.920 No integral.

03:58:13.460 It has to be.

03:58:14.520 Okay.

03:58:15.220 8.

03:58:16.320 That's 4 plus 4.

03:58:19.080 10.

03:58:20.100 10.

03:58:20.720 Okay.

03:58:22.300 8.

03:58:23.820 6.

03:58:27.040 8.

03:58:28.420 Wait.

03:58:28.960 Hold on.

03:58:29.420 Okay.

03:58:30.300 You two switch seats, please.

03:58:32.120 Yes.

03:58:33.620 Okay.

03:58:34.240 Give your answer first, please.

03:58:36.340 10.

03:58:37.520 10.

03:58:38.480 3 on a good day.

03:58:40.280 4.

03:58:41.660 8.

03:58:42.960 All right.

03:58:43.800 I give myself a 5.

03:58:45.000 Andrew?

03:58:46.280 4.

03:58:47.360 4.

03:58:48.000 Okay.

03:58:49.140 So let me ask if you don't mind.

03:58:51.620 Okay.

03:58:52.120 Go ahead.

03:58:52.300 Hold on.

03:58:52.620 Hold on.

03:58:52.900 Hold on.

03:58:54.940 Really quick.

03:58:55.840 Nick, can you pull up the current viewer numbers?

03:58:58.140 I just really quick since I should have done this sooner.

03:59:00.340 Really quick.

03:59:00.800 We're going to do Twitch.

03:59:01.780 Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever.

03:59:04.280 Drops a follow and a prime sub.

03:59:06.100 Twitch.tv slash whatever.

03:59:07.440 Drops a follow and a prime sub.

03:59:08.880 Well, we've got 2,000.

03:59:10.300 This is a record for us over there on Twitch.

03:59:12.120 2,200 people on Twitch.

03:59:13.720 If you're new to the channel, drop us a follow.

03:59:16.240 Guys, it's been 43 minutes since a prime.

03:59:18.400 Can you guys test out?

03:59:19.340 I think our prime is bugged.

03:59:20.900 I think it's broken.

03:59:22.000 Can somebody drop?

03:59:23.480 That's a new one.

03:59:24.200 Haven't seen that.

03:59:25.400 Can somebody test out a Twitch prime?

03:59:27.660 Guys, I don't know what's going on.

03:59:29.260 I think our Twitch is bugged.

03:59:30.360 Twitch.tv slash whatever.

03:59:32.080 We're going to be doing Madison exclusive streams on there.

03:59:34.980 So be sure to tune into those.

03:59:37.940 And if you're watching on YouTube, oh, Nick, can you pull up the thing in the middle here?

03:59:41.900 Guys, we got 12,600 watching on YouTube, 2,000 on Twitch.

03:59:45.880 So one, like the video.

03:59:48.640 And then two, hop on over to twitch.tv slash whatever.

03:59:51.960 We are going to be doing some really good streams over there too that are not going to be on YouTube.

03:59:55.800 So thank you guys.

03:59:56.640 Really appreciate all the support on that.

04:00:00.660 Now, we're not yet.

04:00:04.320 I'll lower it in a moment.

04:00:06.220 Andrew, we were going around the table on the rating thing.

04:00:08.580 You had something.

04:00:09.320 Go ahead.

04:00:10.460 Yeah, I was going to pick on the pilot a little bit, even though, you know, now it's in good fun, right?

04:00:15.740 It's in good fun.

04:00:16.840 I was just going to ask, do you think that you're the prettiest girl in the room?

04:00:20.760 Absolutely not.

04:00:22.260 Who do you think is?

04:00:23.100 Who do you think is?

04:00:26.640 This one in the hat.

04:00:34.900 The one in the hat.

04:00:35.640 Facially.

04:00:36.580 Just face.

04:00:38.100 The you.

04:00:39.220 I forgot your name.

04:00:39.920 Appreciate it.

04:00:40.860 Madison.

04:00:41.940 Now, she rated herself an eight.

04:00:44.040 This means that she must disagree with the gal in the black who rated herself as a ten.

04:00:47.700 Why would that be?

04:00:50.040 Well, my opinion is only my opinion.

04:00:52.400 I know.

04:00:53.000 I understand.

04:00:53.460 And I'm only asking about your opinion.

04:00:55.680 Since it is, in your opinion, that Madison over there is the prettiest girl in the room, but the girl in the black rated herself as a ten.

04:01:04.880 Yes, that one you're just looking at.

04:01:06.740 Why would you rate her as less than Madison?

04:01:08.880 What are the features that you would pick out that you think are less good than the features that Madison has?

04:01:13.640 I certainly think she's gorgeous as well.

04:01:15.580 I don't think there's any other people here.

04:01:17.020 Not you and not Brian either.

04:01:19.220 I think you're all pretty.

04:01:21.460 My personal taste, I think her long straight hair is really pretty.

04:01:25.200 Not that yours is bad.

04:01:26.180 I just think hers is prettier for me.

04:01:28.860 But whatever.

04:01:29.700 They're both hot.

04:01:30.740 They're both great.

04:01:33.260 Thank you.

04:01:33.720 I also feel like that's such a weird question to ask.

04:01:36.480 Like, oh, pinpoint what you find prettier.

04:01:38.440 What is a weird question?

04:01:41.540 I just told you what the weird question was.

04:01:44.080 Oh, I think that's a weird question.

04:01:47.260 I didn't ask a question.

04:01:48.480 I told you your question.

04:01:49.020 But if you do, I think whatever future questions you have are weird then.

04:01:52.380 I mean, saying it's a weird question is meaningless to me.

04:01:56.440 But perhaps you can tell me instead, instead of giving me your emotional state, tell me instead what it is that you think is problematic about the question.

04:02:07.500 I feel like it doesn't really get anyone anywhere.

04:02:10.180 She has a certain standard that, like, just like everyone, everyone finds everyone differently attractive.

04:02:17.480 That's how dating works.

04:02:18.620 That's how attractive news works.

04:02:19.920 That's how shit is.

04:02:21.540 It doesn't seem like it's a stupid question.

04:02:23.360 I agree with you.

04:02:24.380 What exactly?

04:02:26.760 Like, where does that get you?

04:02:28.700 Well, so let me explain.

04:02:30.520 If you and I agree that each other...

04:02:32.240 I just feel like it's just a really odd question to ask.

04:02:34.480 I thought you wanted an explanation.

04:02:37.160 No, I didn't.

04:02:38.020 I just wanted to let you...

04:02:39.080 Oh, you don't want an explanation?

04:02:40.300 You just want to vent?

04:02:41.220 Yeah.

04:02:41.480 You just want to vent your emotions?

04:02:43.120 Okay, well, go ahead and vent your emotions.

04:02:44.540 I'll wait.

04:02:46.040 I did miss this guy.

04:02:47.460 Oh, okay.

04:02:48.040 Well, then I'll give you the explanation.

04:02:49.780 I didn't either.

04:02:50.200 The explanation is that if it is a subjective,

04:02:54.380 subjective standard and each individual has a subjective standard,

04:02:57.060 and I agree that they must,

04:02:59.180 then when you're rating,

04:03:00.840 when each individual is rating themselves,

04:03:03.300 it occurs to me that it could be possible

04:03:05.700 that they're not telling the truth about their rating.

04:03:09.480 And one of the ways that I've found that I can test that

04:03:12.520 is by simply asking them to rate the person next to them.

04:03:15.400 As it turns out,

04:03:16.900 suddenly they have a much more objective standard

04:03:19.120 as to what beauty is than when they're rating themselves.

04:03:22.060 So it's possible that their subjective cue,

04:03:24.900 they're not being honest with it.

04:03:26.320 So that's why I asked the question.

04:03:31.260 Does that make sense?

04:03:32.220 It does.

04:03:33.860 Yeah.

04:03:35.920 So I guess it's not a weird question after all.

04:03:40.580 All right.

04:03:42.140 All right.

04:03:43.200 So you're a 10,

04:03:44.280 and then you two gave yourselves a 10.

04:03:46.320 Is that correct?

04:03:46.980 Yeah.

04:03:47.780 Yeah, into the mic, please.

04:03:49.200 So do you have lip filler?

04:03:52.900 Yes.

04:03:53.640 Do you have lip filler?

04:03:54.620 Yeah.

04:03:54.900 Have you guys had any other cosmetic procedures done?

04:03:57.360 No.

04:03:58.160 Just the lip filler?

04:03:59.180 Yes.

04:03:59.980 Okay.

04:04:01.000 Were you a 10 before the lip filler?

04:04:03.360 Always.

04:04:04.660 You too?

04:04:05.160 Yeah.

04:04:05.900 It didn't make that much of a difference,

04:04:07.340 to be honest.

04:04:07.960 Yeah.

04:04:09.420 But if you were a 10 before the lip filler,

04:04:11.800 why get the lip filler?

04:04:13.280 Because I had one unsymmetrical lip.

04:04:16.220 So you weren't a 10 then?

04:04:17.600 No, I was a 10.

04:04:19.620 Well, you just stated you were not perfect in some dimension.

04:04:23.280 Yeah, okay.

04:04:24.220 But that just made me 11.

04:04:27.000 The lip filler made you 11,

04:04:28.300 so you went over the rating scale.

04:04:31.660 Yeah.

04:04:32.220 I don't know if math works that way.

04:04:33.880 So let us pretend for a second

04:04:35.800 that 10 means perfect.

04:04:38.580 Absolutely flawless.

04:04:40.220 Yeah.

04:04:40.520 In every single dimension you can think of.

04:04:44.180 Everyone, by beauty, brains,

04:04:46.980 whatever it is, right?

04:04:48.160 You're a perfect 10.

04:04:50.220 That means flawless.

04:04:51.880 If you were to work on something you considered a flaw,

04:04:55.440 then how could you logically also think you were a 10?

04:05:00.360 Because flaws are still, like, beautiful.

04:05:02.920 Like, everyone's got flaws.

04:05:04.140 Everyone's got imperfections.

04:05:04.700 Then why change them?

04:05:06.880 Because you feel like it sometimes.

04:05:09.880 Oh, you feel like it?

04:05:10.780 It's not because it's a flaw.

04:05:12.520 No.

04:05:14.160 Okay, so then it's not a flaw.

04:05:15.940 So then why do anything about it?

04:05:17.420 It makes no sense.

04:05:18.100 It's because some flaws actually do make you less

04:05:21.300 or more confident, regardless of the fact.

04:05:23.240 So if you know that one of your certain flaws

04:05:25.020 will make you more confident if it's no longer a flaw,

04:05:28.540 then you might want to change it,

04:05:29.820 even if it's temporary, like filler.

04:05:31.400 Like, they don't have to have filler

04:05:32.580 for the rest of their lives.

04:05:33.560 It's such a temporary thing.

04:05:35.720 Okay, I agree with you.

04:05:37.080 So I think that your argument here makes sense.

04:05:39.660 You can have flaws, which can increase your confidence,

04:05:42.340 and you can have flaws, which, you know,

04:05:45.000 do other things for you.

04:05:46.180 But then you consider them flaws if you fix them, right?

04:05:51.060 I consider them flaws either way.

04:05:53.380 But like you said, you can have flaws.

04:05:54.500 Okay, so then perfect.

04:05:56.460 If perfect means absence of any flaw,

04:05:59.220 which is what it means,

04:06:00.680 then how can you be a 10 and perfect

04:06:02.660 if you have a flaw that you need to fix?

04:06:04.360 Because if you're using that skill of 10, perfect,

04:06:10.280 there's no one human that's perfect without any single flaw,

04:06:13.880 so why even have that be an option?

04:06:16.040 You know what I mean?

04:06:17.600 So since it is an option...

04:06:18.360 You don't think that there's any people who...

04:06:20.300 Have no flaws?

04:06:20.660 ...who have, like, a perfect beauty standard?

04:06:22.920 No, there's definitely people who fall into

04:06:24.560 the perfect beauty standard,

04:06:25.680 but even them will themselves tell you

04:06:27.640 that they have some flaws.

04:06:29.400 They can name them for you.

04:06:29.860 Some, maybe, but maybe some won't, right?

04:06:32.180 I'm not going to just concede that all people

04:06:34.320 who you would consider a 10

04:06:35.660 would say that they're flawless,

04:06:37.000 but let's ask this then.

04:06:38.340 Maybe, assuming that now you all know

04:06:40.460 that 10 means perfect without flaw,

04:06:44.100 how would you rate yourselves then

04:06:45.400 going back around the table?

04:06:49.380 Do you only want answers from the girls who said 10?

04:06:52.800 No, just all of them.

04:06:54.380 If 10 means flawless without flaw,

04:06:56.860 that's what perfect is,

04:06:58.040 then I'm a zero.

04:06:59.280 How would you rate yourself then?

04:07:00.280 Then I'm a zero.

04:07:01.440 I have so many flaws.

04:07:02.620 What do you mean?

04:07:03.760 Okay.

04:07:06.860 Honestly, I don't know.

04:07:07.680 That's such a hard question.

04:07:08.940 I don't know if to say nine

04:07:10.360 or also say zero.

04:07:12.400 It's like, I don't know.

04:07:14.040 Like, how do you rate your flaws in that way, you know?

04:07:19.140 Like a six to eight.

04:07:21.620 Same.

04:07:22.120 Six.

04:07:23.780 I always try to stay confident,

04:07:26.820 so I try to, you know,

04:07:29.640 embrace my looks and whatnot,

04:07:31.460 but I'm whatever you want me to be.

04:07:34.020 What does that mean?

04:07:35.500 Like, I'm just looking for a self-assessment.

04:07:37.620 If 10 meant flawless,

04:07:38.980 if 10 means without flaw from a beauty perspective,

04:07:42.260 not personality, nothing else,

04:07:43.800 just pure beauty.

04:07:45.020 Yeah.

04:07:45.500 What would you rate yourself?

04:07:47.180 Would you say 10, flawless,

04:07:48.800 nothing needs to ever be changed,

04:07:50.480 or some other standard?

04:07:52.660 I haven't planned on changing anything,

04:07:54.880 so I don't need to.

04:07:57.700 So you're flawless?

04:07:58.640 Yeah, I'm flawless.

04:08:00.080 So there's nobody,

04:08:01.240 so then I just want to make sure

04:08:02.480 I understand this correctly.

04:08:04.220 There's nobody in that room

04:08:05.620 who's prettier than you.

04:08:07.280 I mean,

04:08:07.860 these beautiful women next to me

04:08:10.100 are stunning.

04:08:11.300 Like, I love their looks.

04:08:12.580 They all suit their looks.

04:08:13.720 I know, I know you love them,

04:08:15.100 but if you're without flaw,

04:08:17.580 and you're the standard of flawless,

04:08:19.400 then there can be no woman there

04:08:21.600 who's prettier than you, right?

04:08:23.360 I rate everybody in here a 10.

04:08:25.720 That's it.

04:08:26.840 But don't you agree

04:08:27.900 that all of you look different?

04:08:29.680 Yeah.

04:08:30.600 Then how can all of you be without flaw?

04:08:32.780 Would you rate a 10

04:08:33.840 who has an ugly personality a 10?

04:08:36.560 Yeah, I'm just talking about

04:08:37.560 strictly beauty standards.

04:08:38.740 That's it.

04:08:39.460 I mean, but...

04:08:40.400 Not what's on the inside,

04:08:41.540 what's external,

04:08:42.260 not what's internal.

04:08:42.900 But what's on the inside

04:08:44.080 oozes on the outside,

04:08:45.300 so we can't just have, like,

04:08:46.620 a one-sided debate about this.

04:08:46.960 Yeah, but let's assume for a second

04:08:48.200 I'm just walking down the street.

04:08:49.500 I don't know anything about you.

04:08:50.760 I'm just looking at the externals.

04:08:52.360 I'm not looking at the internals.

04:08:53.920 I can't talk...

04:08:54.560 I'm not talking to you.

04:08:55.620 I don't know anything about you.

04:08:56.960 I'm just purely

04:08:58.140 looking at the visual aesthetic.

04:09:00.620 That's all I'm after here.

04:09:01.680 From the visual aesthetic

04:09:02.840 of 10 being perfect

04:09:04.160 and everything below that

04:09:06.220 not being perfect,

04:09:07.580 what would your self-assessment then be?

04:09:09.380 Why?

04:09:14.560 Well, because, again,

04:09:16.480 I think that often

04:09:17.740 people can be very dishonest,

04:09:20.760 especially women.

04:09:21.800 I'm not going to lie.

04:09:22.660 They can be very dishonest

04:09:23.960 about their actual self-assessment

04:09:25.680 of their own beauty standard.

04:09:27.920 And so often what they'll do

04:09:29.080 is they'll all claim

04:09:29.880 that they're 10s,

04:09:30.740 but then when we get into

04:09:31.700 what is flawless

04:09:32.300 and what is not,

04:09:33.580 they quickly change their assessment

04:09:35.200 when they have to point

04:09:36.100 at another girl's being prettier

04:09:37.400 and not as pretty as them,

04:09:38.660 you can tell pretty quickly

04:09:39.580 that they're not exactly

04:09:40.920 telling you the truth.

04:09:42.500 Okay.

04:09:43.680 Can you move your...

04:09:44.380 Does that...

04:09:44.760 I mean, does that make sense?

04:09:45.940 Sure.

04:09:46.600 My way off base?

04:09:48.020 No, the...

04:09:49.340 What...

04:09:49.800 What did you want?

04:09:51.140 Scoot it this way.

04:09:51.980 I got you.

04:09:52.640 Edge of the...

04:09:54.040 Go ahead.

04:09:54.900 I got you.

04:09:56.120 No, that makes perfect sense.

04:09:57.860 Yeah, that's all.

04:09:58.860 That's all I'm asking for.

04:10:00.020 Same thing that...

04:10:01.180 Same thing that we answered, right?

04:10:03.080 We're just looking at the aesthetic.

04:10:04.600 There was a 10 who was a perfect man.

04:10:07.980 Right?

04:10:08.240 Like the perfect aesthetic

04:10:09.540 of the most beautiful man

04:10:11.440 on planet Earth.

04:10:12.740 I'm definitely way below

04:10:14.660 whatever that threshold is.

04:10:16.780 So that's all I'm asking here.

04:10:18.620 Right?

04:10:18.860 That's all I'm asking here

04:10:19.780 is the same thing.

04:10:20.540 So she says that,

04:10:22.320 no, she's without any flaw.

04:10:24.300 However, every woman in there

04:10:26.020 must then be also without flaw

04:10:28.080 because she's not

04:10:28.820 the prettiest girl there.

04:10:30.220 Do you think that that's honest?

04:10:31.800 Doesn't that sound

04:10:32.640 somewhat dishonest to you?

04:10:37.400 I don't care.

04:10:40.700 Yeah, I know you don't care,

04:10:42.400 but the answer to the question is

04:10:45.320 does it sound dishonest to you?

04:10:47.500 Yeah, but that doesn't make her

04:10:48.900 like a liar.

04:10:50.140 That's it.

04:10:50.520 She's not a liar.

04:10:50.980 I'm not saying it...

04:10:51.860 Well, doesn't it though?

04:10:54.000 I mean, if it sounds dishonest to you,

04:10:56.200 like that means not telling the truth,

04:10:58.480 what would you call that

04:10:59.220 besides a liar?

04:10:59.940 An exaggerator.

04:11:05.140 Oh, okay.

04:11:08.100 Fair enough.

04:11:08.900 I'll grant exaggeration.

04:11:10.820 Maybe hyperbole, right?

04:11:12.500 Maybe we'll just go with hyperbole.

04:11:14.240 We'll go with hyperbole.

04:11:14.840 Okay.

04:11:15.260 So she's being hyperbolic

04:11:16.780 when she says a 10.

04:11:18.140 So that means from your assessment,

04:11:20.000 not a 10, right?

04:11:22.200 She's not a 10.

04:11:24.160 Because, I mean,

04:11:24.820 you're not...

04:11:25.200 Without hyperbole,

04:11:26.760 without hyperbole or exaggeration,

04:11:29.320 is your assessment she's a 10?

04:11:30.740 I'm not an esthetician,

04:11:32.440 nor do I do medical assessment

04:11:35.220 on people's ratios on their face.

04:11:38.120 What? Medical?

04:11:38.600 I'm just asking for your subjective opinion.

04:11:41.080 That's it.

04:11:41.520 I think if she feels like a 10,

04:11:43.100 she's a 10.

04:11:43.840 Good for her.

04:11:45.240 Yeah, I know,

04:11:45.740 but from your subjective opinion

04:11:47.960 of the aesthetic of what you see...

04:11:50.140 So my perception of beauty

04:11:52.440 is a little bit different

04:11:54.000 in terms of I would rather hear

04:11:55.880 what a person has to say

04:11:57.120 and then I can determine

04:11:58.220 whether or not they're pretty

04:11:59.200 or not.

04:11:59.940 Yeah, I know,

04:12:00.380 but assuming you can't hear

04:12:01.620 what she has to say,

04:12:02.720 you can just look visually

04:12:04.320 and that's it.

04:12:06.820 What's the assessment then?

04:12:08.340 10.

04:12:09.960 That's the assessment then

04:12:11.080 is a 10.

04:12:11.480 So then every woman in there

04:12:12.620 is a 10 including you?

04:12:14.580 Or are you saying

04:12:15.140 you're less pretty than she is?

04:12:16.660 I didn't say that.

04:12:18.560 Well then,

04:12:19.180 is every woman there a 10?

04:12:20.680 Sure.

04:12:22.240 Okay,

04:12:22.680 so then why didn't you

04:12:23.460 rate yourself a 10?

04:12:25.760 Because I didn't feel like it.

04:12:27.860 So you were just being dishonest?

04:12:31.180 No,

04:12:31.700 I was just being very honest

04:12:33.500 and vulnerable

04:12:34.220 in the moment of my honesty.

04:12:38.700 What?

04:12:40.700 What?

04:12:41.660 I was being truthful.

04:12:42.420 We can move on

04:12:43.000 from the question

04:12:43.600 but I just wanted

04:12:44.600 to kind of get that out there.

04:12:46.040 You can see why

04:12:46.640 from my perspective

04:12:47.540 it would seem like

04:12:48.620 a lot of women

04:12:49.900 might be dishonest about this

04:12:51.320 and when it puts the question

04:12:52.240 it turns out

04:12:52.800 they have wildly different answers

04:12:54.180 than the ones

04:12:54.680 they actually gave initially.

04:12:56.560 Just saying.

04:12:57.920 Just saying.

04:12:59.160 Just saying.

04:12:59.880 Just saying.

04:13:00.260 All right.

04:13:04.960 So still,

04:13:06.560 I don't know

04:13:06.840 if there's been any adjustments

04:13:07.700 still 10,

04:13:08.560 10,

04:13:09.160 10.

04:13:11.560 That's literally a question

04:13:13.420 that just was asked.

04:13:15.360 Still?

04:13:15.780 Yeah, sure.

04:13:16.380 I mean,

04:13:16.740 it's how I view myself.

04:13:18.000 You guys are entitled

04:13:18.860 to your own opinions.

04:13:21.320 Like,

04:13:21.560 if you want to knock

04:13:22.280 my confident boost

04:13:23.260 then go for it.

04:13:24.640 I don't really care.

04:13:25.580 I don't take that

04:13:26.160 into consideration.

04:13:27.540 Still 10?

04:13:28.000 Yeah, but just so you know

04:13:29.640 the intent here

04:13:31.820 is not to make you

04:13:32.880 less confident

04:13:33.640 or to in some way

04:13:35.720 insult you.

04:13:36.920 That's the opposite

04:13:38.320 of the intent.

04:13:39.140 In fact,

04:13:39.520 the intent is just

04:13:40.240 to see if

04:13:41.340 when we're talking

04:13:42.940 or discussing this

04:13:43.940 if you can have

04:13:44.900 a realistic perspective

04:13:46.380 or not.

04:13:49.680 Okay.

04:13:50.460 End of discussion.

04:13:52.040 Oh my God.

04:13:54.780 Wait,

04:13:55.300 are you really that?

04:13:56.620 What?

04:13:58.000 I just want to

04:13:58.920 over and done me.

04:14:00.580 I don't believe it.

04:14:01.140 Let's all just

04:14:01.600 rate ourselves once.

04:14:03.120 Yeah,

04:14:03.500 and then you'll be happy.

04:14:04.460 Why don't you rate us?

04:14:05.540 Why don't you go

04:14:06.000 around the table

04:14:06.480 and rate us?

04:14:06.760 I mean,

04:14:07.100 question for you.

04:14:07.560 Okay,

04:14:07.820 I rate myself a one.

04:14:09.060 So,

04:14:09.380 question for you on this.

04:14:10.720 I mean,

04:14:10.960 do you think

04:14:11.260 there's some degree of,

04:14:13.220 do you think beauty

04:14:13.980 is at least

04:14:15.240 to some degree

04:14:15.780 objective?

04:14:17.600 No.

04:14:19.080 It's purely subjective.

04:14:20.760 Yeah.

04:14:21.500 I think that everybody

04:14:22.560 like...

04:14:23.060 Do you think you're...

04:14:24.060 Go ahead, go ahead.

04:14:24.520 I reckon by your confidence

04:14:26.040 you're automatically 10.

04:14:28.080 I reckon everybody

04:14:29.240 in this room

04:14:29.980 is a 10.

04:14:31.180 I think...

04:14:31.640 Okay,

04:14:31.960 so if a woman

04:14:32.880 has a big hump

04:14:34.000 on her back

04:14:34.820 and she's 90 years old

04:14:36.780 and she's decrepit

04:14:38.000 and she answers the door

04:14:39.240 and goes,

04:14:39.480 what do you want?

04:14:40.580 All right,

04:14:41.200 that's a 10.

04:14:42.400 Really?

04:14:42.880 Because she's confident?

04:14:44.020 I just want to hear

04:14:44.940 your honest answer.

04:14:46.380 Yes.

04:14:46.580 She has a hunch

04:14:47.140 on her back.

04:14:47.660 She has a unibrow.

04:14:49.220 She's bald.

04:14:50.860 She's literally bald

04:14:51.840 from age.

04:14:52.700 Literally bald.

04:14:53.120 That's a 10

04:14:53.880 from your perspective.

04:14:54.540 I just want to make

04:14:55.120 sure I got that clear.

04:14:55.920 I think my 102-year-old

04:14:57.640 Grandma Cauliflower

04:14:58.480 is a 10, yes.

04:14:59.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:15:00.480 And you're being honest, right?

04:15:02.160 Yeah, I'm being honest.

04:15:02.740 There's no reason for us

04:15:03.740 to in any way

04:15:04.900 doubt that you are

04:15:06.720 being honest with us

04:15:07.860 that you actually

04:15:08.660 would think that.

04:15:09.540 Okay, well,

04:15:10.680 I wouldn't write

04:15:11.180 anyone lower than a 10.

04:15:13.080 Like, I don't see why.

04:15:14.800 Well, then it means nothing.

04:15:15.900 Then perfection

04:15:16.360 means nothing.

04:15:17.600 Oh, your opinion

04:15:18.660 is a 1.

04:15:19.020 If everybody is perfect,

04:15:20.560 then guess what?

04:15:21.140 Then I'm a 20.

04:15:21.920 I'm a 25.

04:15:22.920 In fact,

04:15:23.740 in fact,

04:15:24.240 I'm the most handsome man

04:15:25.320 who's ever lived

04:15:26.320 on the face of the earth

04:15:27.480 because perfection

04:15:29.260 means nothing.

04:15:30.180 There is no perfect.

04:15:31.660 Everybody's a 10.

04:15:33.380 Yes.

04:15:34.460 Yeah, okay.

04:15:35.860 So tell me

04:15:36.420 I'm the most handsome man alive.

04:15:38.440 Yes, you are,

04:15:39.340 but you're...

04:15:39.820 Yeah, I know.

04:15:40.540 I knew it.

04:15:41.180 I knew I was.

04:15:41.840 But your opinion

04:15:42.460 is a 1.

04:15:43.900 Very, very kind of you.

04:15:45.580 Yes.

04:15:45.900 But your opinion

04:15:46.580 is a 1.

04:15:47.640 You're handsome.

04:15:49.240 You are handsome.

04:15:49.760 No, no, no.

04:15:50.460 I'm the most handsome man

04:15:51.860 who is in existence.

04:15:53.680 Yeah, you are.

04:15:54.320 I'm perfect.

04:15:54.840 I'm without flaw.

04:15:55.960 Yeah, I'd get on my knee

04:15:57.320 and propose to you.

04:15:59.560 You are...

04:16:00.480 Yeah, you are the 10.

04:16:01.080 I knew that you were...

04:16:02.760 So, hang on.

04:16:03.380 Brian's also a 10 and perfect, right?

04:16:05.440 Yeah, he's a 10 too.

04:16:07.360 Yeah, he's a 10 and perfect.

04:16:08.420 In fact,

04:16:09.200 there's no man

04:16:10.000 you can think of

04:16:10.700 who's not the most

04:16:11.540 gorgeous man

04:16:12.680 you've ever seen, right?

04:16:14.200 What?

04:16:15.500 There's not a single man alive

04:16:17.120 who's not the most gorgeous man

04:16:18.440 you've ever seen, right?

04:16:19.240 Yeah, that's right.

04:16:20.420 Yeah.

04:16:21.240 Have you ever turned a man down?

04:16:22.260 Sometimes my type

04:16:22.720 is very questionable too.

04:16:24.860 Have you ever turned a man down

04:16:26.280 who wanted to date you?

04:16:27.680 Honestly, no, I haven't.

04:16:28.880 Because you didn't think

04:16:29.680 he was good looking enough?

04:16:30.640 No, I actually never have.

04:16:32.600 Never?

04:16:33.400 Never.

04:16:34.080 I swear.

04:16:34.640 For the ugliest men

04:16:35.820 on planet Earth

04:16:36.640 who ask you out,

04:16:37.580 you're going to go out with them?

04:16:38.900 Yeah, I would.

04:16:39.960 So that he has like...

04:16:40.960 Oh, okay, yeah.

04:16:42.280 So, Andrew,

04:16:43.480 why do you question

04:16:44.200 the honesty

04:16:44.960 of some of these women?

04:16:46.160 Well, case in point,

04:16:47.820 that's why.

04:16:48.900 Come on.

04:16:50.220 Really?

04:16:51.020 Nick, lower the volume.

04:16:51.760 Really?

04:16:52.560 It's peaking.

04:16:55.380 Really?

04:16:56.440 What?

04:16:56.840 What was that?

04:16:57.460 I wasn't even listening.

04:16:58.580 What did you say?

04:17:00.040 You weren't listening.

04:17:01.240 I was saying that

04:17:02.220 you've never turned a man down

04:17:03.580 because he wasn't handsome enough for you?

04:17:05.080 I mean,

04:17:05.480 I've actually never even like...

04:17:07.040 I don't even talk to many boys,

04:17:08.220 so I haven't even been like asked on a date,

04:17:11.020 so...

04:17:11.940 Would you turn a man down

04:17:12.980 because he wasn't handsome enough for you?

04:17:14.540 No, I actually wouldn't.

04:17:16.100 No, so if a 95 geriatric humpback

04:17:18.240 with unibrow's man

04:17:19.460 came over to you

04:17:20.220 with a filled up diaper

04:17:21.240 and he was wearing Depends

04:17:22.360 and said,

04:17:22.740 would you like to go out with me?

04:17:23.960 You would say yes, right?

04:17:25.360 I mean,

04:17:26.520 I guess so.

04:17:28.020 Oh, I guess, I guess so too.

04:17:29.440 If that makes you happy.

04:17:29.800 Okay.

04:17:30.140 Whatever you want to hear.

04:17:30.960 Total honesty

04:17:31.760 from the women on this panel.

04:17:33.160 Okay, thank you.

04:17:33.840 Appreciate it.

04:17:34.520 Yeah, whatever you want to hear.

04:17:36.460 Oh, later, later, later,

04:17:37.580 but thank you for reminding me on that.

04:17:39.080 I'll write that down.

04:17:40.740 I just thought it was really...

04:17:41.840 It was going to remind me on a lot.

04:17:46.680 You know what?

04:17:47.660 Let's do the Luis Guzman

04:17:49.200 and the Francisco...

04:17:50.180 What's his...

04:17:50.680 Francisco Lachowski or whatever.

04:17:52.640 Let's do comparison really quick.

04:17:55.200 If you can get those pulled up, Nick,

04:17:56.880 I'll pull up these chats

04:17:58.040 while we're waiting.

04:17:59.160 Thank you, guys.

04:17:59.780 What was the last name?

04:18:01.980 Luis Guzman

04:18:03.020 and then Francisco Lachowski

04:18:04.840 or something.

04:18:07.580 All right.

04:18:08.920 Thank you, Eric, Greg.

04:18:09.960 Thank you.

04:18:10.680 If everyone is a 10,

04:18:11.700 then no one is a 10.

04:18:12.740 Guys, we did lower the TTS

04:18:14.440 and Reed to...

04:18:15.620 It's 100 for Reed.

04:18:16.900 TTS is now 200.

04:18:18.100 We lowered it now.

04:18:19.860 So if you want,

04:18:20.960 get some in, boys.

04:18:22.240 Let me know when you have that, Nick.

04:18:23.240 I'm going to trigger this.

04:18:26.080 Lol Paladin's donated $200.

04:18:29.320 41-year-old man.

04:18:31.160 I've had 300-plus sex partners

04:18:34.040 but only six relationships.

04:18:36.480 I would love to have another relationship,

04:18:39.100 but it's hard to find a woman worth it.

04:18:41.400 Even I would not date a girl.

04:18:44.580 Good for you, Lol Paladins.

04:18:46.220 Did we just lose Andrew?

04:18:50.460 Do you have it ready, Nick?

04:18:56.400 Yeah, I got it.

04:18:56.880 Okay.

04:18:57.660 All right.

04:18:58.020 We're going to show you two men.

04:19:07.760 Should we go to the...

04:19:09.100 Yeah.

04:19:09.560 I don't know why it's hiding Andrew.

04:19:11.760 It's not a huge thing.

04:19:13.860 Okay.

04:19:14.320 So this is Luis Guzman.

04:19:16.720 Okay.

04:19:18.940 Actor.

04:19:19.740 Famous actor.

04:19:20.880 Scroll down a little bit.

04:19:21.620 Let's see some of those other photos.

04:19:23.080 Okay.

04:19:23.220 All right.

04:19:24.620 Pull up the other guy.

04:19:28.020 And this is Francisco Lachowski, male model.

04:19:33.360 Are you prepared to state that they're equivalent physical attractiveness?

04:19:37.640 Yeah.

04:19:39.180 Okay.

04:19:40.460 You're ridiculous then.

04:19:42.120 Okay.

04:19:42.520 They're both just as attractive?

04:19:44.580 Yeah.

04:19:44.900 Actually, like, honestly, I find the first guy more attractive.

04:19:48.580 You're a bullshit.

04:19:49.140 The second one looks too nice.

04:19:53.020 Yeah.

04:19:53.400 Okay.

04:19:54.560 Yeah, he looks too nice.

04:19:55.380 The first one looks a little scary.

04:19:56.540 Like, he looks too clean.

04:19:57.960 He looks a little rough around the edges.

04:19:59.240 Okay.

04:19:59.760 So, hold on.

04:20:00.640 So, okay.

04:20:00.980 Here's the question.

04:20:01.660 I'll ask the whole panel.

04:20:03.100 Would you prefer to date guy number...

04:20:06.140 Like, to date, marry, and have children with?

04:20:08.740 Date, marry, have children with?

04:20:10.760 Guy number one or guy number two?

04:20:12.560 Go ahead.

04:20:12.860 Depends on his personality, but...

04:20:16.400 Let's assume they both have good personalities.

04:20:18.040 Let's assume they're both not psychotic.

04:20:20.320 Yeah, let's just assume they both have good personalities.

04:20:23.960 Okay, then both.

04:20:25.360 I don't know.

04:20:26.120 Okay, one.

04:20:26.920 Fine.

04:20:27.260 Number one.

04:20:27.620 Let me ask you a question.

04:20:28.540 How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

04:20:32.360 Like, I'd have low blood sugar and hungry and tired.

04:20:38.060 Okay.

04:20:39.860 Okay, you got to pick one.

04:20:41.380 You got to pick one.

04:20:42.420 Okay.

04:20:43.200 I didn't get the point for that.

04:20:44.600 Yeah, moving on.

04:20:45.300 Yeah, it's all good.

04:20:46.620 Sure, one.

04:20:46.960 You got to pick one.

04:20:48.020 You pick the first guy?

04:20:48.960 Yeah, sure.

04:20:50.420 Yeah, sure.

04:20:52.100 Or the second.

04:20:53.000 It doesn't matter to me.

04:20:54.360 It doesn't matter.

04:20:55.100 You have no preferences when it comes to looks.

04:20:57.100 When it comes to physicality, no.

04:20:58.760 They could be obese.

04:21:00.080 Let me...

04:21:00.900 Can they be obese?

04:21:01.700 No, because then you're not taking care of your body and your health and yourself.

04:21:04.840 So, the first guy, he's not obese, but he is chunky.

04:21:09.340 He's fat, right?

04:21:10.000 He's a little chunky.

04:21:11.040 Okay.

04:21:11.120 Okay, obese is an overstatement then, because that man is not obese.

04:21:17.480 Yeah, he's not obese, but he's chunky.

04:21:21.120 Yeah, we can manage his glucose intake.

04:21:24.040 What about you?

04:21:24.580 I'm not really attracted to men at the moment, so...

04:21:28.480 If you've dated men before, though?

04:21:30.740 Okay, that's fair.

04:21:32.540 That's fair.

04:21:33.340 What about really, really, really fat women?

04:21:37.040 Would you date one of them?

04:21:38.700 Can you scoot your mic this way?

04:21:40.660 And scoot into the table, please.

04:21:41.680 Well, no, because my type is women who look like me, so...

04:21:49.340 Okay.

04:21:50.360 So, then there's some standards, some beauty standards that you have then.

04:21:53.760 Yeah.

04:21:54.400 I'm not saying that I wouldn't find her attractive, but I wouldn't want to date her because my type

04:21:59.680 is, you know...

04:22:00.520 All right.

04:22:01.280 Which do you pick?

04:22:03.380 One.

04:22:04.780 You pick one.

04:22:06.520 You pick the first guy.

04:22:07.780 The first guy, Luis Guzman.

04:22:09.560 Yeah.

04:22:10.740 I agree with that.

04:22:11.940 They're all lying.

04:22:12.500 I don't think that the second guy is attractive at all.

04:22:15.160 Yeah.

04:22:16.000 I'm sorry.

04:22:17.180 You don't think the second guy is attractive?

04:22:19.740 He looks like...

04:22:21.300 Yeah, he kind of looks like a ladyboy.

04:22:23.740 Like...

04:22:24.220 No, no, no.

04:22:24.700 He's perfect.

04:22:25.520 Not that I'm against them, but that's not mine.

04:22:27.620 He's perfect, right?

04:22:29.260 Can I ask someone that you guys think is really attractive, so we can have something

04:22:33.760 to compare it to.

04:22:34.680 Okay, well...

04:22:36.100 Who?

04:22:36.600 Who?

04:22:37.160 Michael B. Jordan.

04:22:40.260 Michael B. Jordan for you, too?

04:22:43.560 Yeah.

04:22:44.580 Wait, can you scoot your mic this way, please?

04:22:46.260 I honestly don't even have any celebrity crushes to, like, share with you right now.

04:22:50.400 The amount of cope...

04:22:51.680 The amount of cope that's going on right now is fucking crazy.

04:22:55.040 Men are more visual anyways.

04:22:56.960 Y'all are fucking crazy.

04:22:57.780 That's why we're more about feelings and how somebody's connection is.

04:23:00.440 Yeah, assume both of those men will give you good feelings.

04:23:03.760 Okay, whatever.

04:23:06.640 Your answer to the question?

04:23:09.140 I was getting a drink.

04:23:10.380 Forgive me.

04:23:10.660 No, you saw the two guys.

04:23:11.720 Oh, which one?

04:23:12.600 Which of the two guys would you rather date, marry, have kids with?

04:23:15.900 One of them looks way too young for me.

04:23:17.920 Okay, assuming age him forward a bit.

04:23:20.320 How about that?

04:23:20.980 Yeah, physically the model is better looking.

04:23:24.160 That's why he's a model.

04:23:25.100 Yeah.

04:23:25.220 Um, I don't know how cool or fun or nice or all that the others are, so I'd have to meet

04:23:30.940 them and see about personality.

04:23:32.780 Uh-huh.

04:23:33.240 But physically, the model is better looking.

04:23:35.120 Which would you rather date?

04:23:36.840 Number one.

04:23:37.440 Mm-hmm.

04:23:38.100 Number two.

04:23:41.280 There we go.

04:23:41.780 I want to congratulate you for not going along with the herd, not going along with the sheep

04:23:46.740 mentality here.

04:23:47.520 Go ahead.

04:23:48.720 Um, number one.

04:23:50.280 Number one.

04:23:54.320 Number two, kind of look like a boy, and I want a man.

04:23:57.480 Yeah, that's so true.

04:23:59.140 What if I told you he's, uh, I think that guy's 31, 32.

04:24:02.440 Yeah, but he still has like a boy mentality.

04:24:04.560 Yeah.

04:24:05.460 Okay, you don't know anything about his mentality.

04:24:08.160 Assume they're like the same.

04:24:10.000 Personality-wise.

04:24:10.740 Just look different.

04:24:12.040 I look like I weigh more than him, and I think I do.

04:24:15.080 Probably.

04:24:15.360 Number, I'll give you all this.

04:24:16.960 Number two is more attractive, for sure.

04:24:18.760 But number one, like...

04:24:21.060 Okay, fair enough.

04:24:22.060 What about you?

04:24:23.240 I would go with number one, because I've dated guys that looked like number two.

04:24:26.760 Well, let me give you my reason.

04:24:27.980 I'm out of code.

04:24:28.600 I have dated guys that looked like number two before, and I much prefer, like, the dad bod.

04:24:35.520 I don't know.

04:24:36.140 What about you?

04:24:36.840 Guys on the muscles are too hard to lay on.

04:24:39.040 For sure, number two.

04:24:39.500 And they're also...

04:24:40.240 For the soldiers, show of hands.

04:24:41.880 While paladins donated $100.

04:24:44.380 Oh, what the hell?

04:24:45.200 So much cope.

04:24:45.940 If he slid into any of their DMs, they'd love to hit it no problem.

04:24:50.100 Saying the model isn't hot is ego protection, because they assume they'd be rejected.

04:24:55.660 That's a...

04:24:56.620 Sorry, there's a mix-up there.

04:24:57.900 He's making a living out of it.

04:24:58.900 Law paladins.

04:24:59.640 Appreciate it, man.

04:25:00.480 I also am not a huge fan of white guys.

04:25:04.380 Two?

04:25:05.060 Two?

04:25:05.580 I didn't look.

04:25:06.280 I don't know what they look like.

04:25:07.420 Okay.

04:25:07.960 Sucks to be you.

04:25:09.460 And they suck a lot, yeah.

04:25:10.800 Indeed, it does.

04:25:12.060 What were you saying?

04:25:12.840 I'm also not a huge fan of white guys.

04:25:16.340 What's your preference?

04:25:18.760 Black.

04:25:20.200 Is your husband black?

04:25:21.100 Oh, okay, cool.

04:25:21.480 He is.

04:25:22.220 Was your ex-husband black?

04:25:23.700 Mexican.

04:25:24.380 Oh.

04:25:25.260 You ever dated a white guy?

04:25:27.280 A couple.

04:25:28.640 Hmm.

04:25:29.860 I mean, I did go to school in West Texas.

04:25:34.820 So there's a lot of white...

04:25:36.020 There were a lot of white guys.

04:25:37.260 There were a lot of white guys.

04:25:37.280 Yeah.

04:25:37.540 Oh, okay.

04:25:38.020 All right.

04:25:39.840 Well, I don't know if we're going to figure anything out with the whole rating thing.

04:25:46.460 What would you prefer?

04:25:48.280 What do you mean?

04:25:49.220 If I was gay?

04:25:50.380 Yeah.

04:25:50.680 If I was gay?

04:25:52.060 No.

04:25:53.760 No, like, seriously, think about it.

04:25:55.740 I actually want to know.

04:25:56.000 Because for one, you'd be a top, and for the other, you'd be a bottom.

04:25:58.700 I feel like you'd pick number one, to be honest.

04:26:01.720 It really matters.

04:26:02.900 I'm not answering this question.

04:26:04.440 That's why.

04:26:04.980 Why not?

04:26:06.240 I'm answering that question.

04:26:07.340 That's crazy.

04:26:08.380 Brian, I'm also curious to see what you and Andrew would rate us.

04:26:11.480 Like, what do you think is more attractive?

04:26:13.080 Like, you don't have to be gay, but, like...

04:26:15.660 Oh, well, okay.

04:26:16.700 I don't know what you want your son to look like.

04:26:18.260 I feel like number one, because he kind of looks like Drake.

04:26:20.440 He feels a bit older.

04:26:21.800 Hang on.

04:26:22.220 I think that's totally fair.

04:26:23.600 With, like, a ethnic twist.

04:26:24.180 So if you really want me to do a rating, I'll do one.

04:26:27.460 As long as the counter is true, too.

04:26:29.400 Let's start with you guys.

04:26:30.680 Go around, do rating on me, and then I'll go around, do rating on you.

04:26:33.740 That seems fair.

04:26:34.860 Oh, God.

04:26:35.240 So quickly to answer your thing, though, like, just objectively, yeah, number two is more

04:26:40.540 physically attractive.

04:26:41.560 Really?

04:26:42.320 Yes.

04:26:42.620 I can objectively look at different men and make assessments about, this guy's more attractive

04:26:46.960 than this guy.

04:26:47.560 You could be a casting director for that.

04:26:49.960 Sure.

04:26:50.760 Yeah.

04:26:51.340 Yeah.

04:26:51.520 That's why he made a living out of it.

04:26:53.460 But also, when you're dating model types, they're, I mean, one, they're workout obsessed,

04:26:57.880 and two, like, they don't let you order what you went to at dinner.

04:27:01.900 What?

04:27:02.240 Which is good, right?

04:27:03.380 Oh, no.

04:27:04.600 Okay, so.

04:27:05.060 That sounded really personal.

04:27:05.700 So, I don't know if we get into that, but you were suggesting that you wanted the guys

04:27:13.520 to rate all the girls.

04:27:15.000 Yeah, to see what your perspective was.

04:27:16.920 I don't make it habit to do that.

04:27:19.000 I would only do it if the girls were fine with us rating them.

04:27:22.720 Otherwise, I'm not going to do it.

04:27:24.440 So, I'm just going to leave that to the girls.

04:27:28.020 I don't care.

04:27:29.500 We've been beat this horse dead, so, yeah.

04:27:31.620 Go ahead.

04:27:32.160 You can opt out if you want.

04:27:34.900 Do you want to opt out?

04:27:37.400 Do you want to opt out?

04:27:39.300 Oh, sure.

04:27:41.040 I'm fine.

04:27:42.180 Yeah, you can rate me.

04:27:44.680 Fine, fine.

04:27:46.020 I'm going to grow.

04:27:46.880 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.

04:27:48.420 Yeah, I don't care.

04:27:50.060 You're fine with being rated, okay.

04:27:51.560 Yeah, I'm fine.

04:27:52.420 You're fine with being rated?

04:27:53.540 Fine with it?

04:27:54.020 Fine with it?

04:27:54.860 Fine with it?

04:27:55.760 So, it's just, is it just you who's opting out?

04:27:58.520 Oh, no, like, I'm fine with it.

04:28:00.080 She said she's fine with being rated.

04:28:01.420 Oh, okay.

04:28:02.160 Yeah.

04:28:02.480 All right.

04:28:04.640 Do you guys want to rate Andrew first?

04:28:06.740 I think he wanted to be rated first.

04:28:13.360 I think you're an eight.

04:28:16.700 Can we still not say seven?

04:28:18.240 Yeah, eight.

04:28:20.300 No, I think you could say seven.

04:28:21.880 Okay.

04:28:25.440 Oh, six.

04:28:28.020 Seven.

04:28:28.420 I think you're a ten, but your opinions are just not valid.

04:28:34.020 Okay.

04:28:36.300 Given that we're, like, not the same age and you're not someone who I'd go for, probably

04:28:40.400 like a five.

04:28:42.860 A ten for sure.

04:28:45.440 Five.

04:28:47.120 Say like a four.

04:28:48.160 Yeah, I agree with your own self-assessment.

04:28:52.920 Okay, go ahead, Andrew.

04:28:56.440 So, I'll start from right to left, and I'll do it from my own subjective kind of viewpoint.

04:29:03.940 So, I would say three, two, five, two, two, two, two, two, one.

04:29:13.100 That was so hot.

04:29:17.180 Starting here, right?

04:29:18.740 Yeah.

04:29:20.360 That made me like you even more.

04:29:22.180 I know.

04:29:22.940 I'm so attracted to you in it.

04:29:24.920 Yeah, now that you rated me a two, it just made me so much more attracted to you.

04:29:29.420 Same.

04:29:30.080 It's so hot.

04:29:30.580 She's turned on.

04:29:31.500 I don't think that's hot.

04:29:33.060 I mean, if we're going to just troll, then let's just troll.

04:29:35.700 I love everyone.

04:29:36.240 I think she's so serious.

04:29:37.480 No, like, I'm actually serious.

04:29:38.780 I love men that don't like me.

04:29:39.940 Oh, yeah, okay.

04:29:40.580 Yeah, it's so hot.

04:29:41.560 I'm actually serious.

04:29:42.540 She's just her daddy issues speaking.

04:29:44.360 No, I don't have daddy issues.

04:29:44.960 I'm so serious.

04:29:45.900 You know what?

04:29:46.440 I need a diamond ring.

04:29:47.500 Can you go buy one for me?

04:29:48.580 Oh.

04:29:49.180 Can you get on that?

04:29:50.620 Yeah.

04:29:51.180 I would never get on my knee.

04:29:52.440 If I send a PayPal account, will you send me some money?

04:29:55.300 Who are you talking to?

04:29:56.720 You.

04:29:57.660 Oh, you're talking to me.

04:29:58.920 Do you want money?

04:29:59.280 Yeah, I'm a 10.

04:30:00.000 I'm beautiful.

04:30:00.840 I'm gorgeous.

04:30:01.560 I'm everything you ever wanted in a man.

04:30:03.280 Yeah, can I pay for our first date?

04:30:04.460 If I send you my PayPal account, will you send me some money?

04:30:05.600 Here, I'll send it to you.

04:30:06.420 What's your...

04:30:06.940 Yeah.

04:30:07.140 I just want to make sure you're going to send me some cash.

04:30:08.900 You ready?

04:30:09.720 I'll send you 0.1 cents.

04:30:12.000 Oh, got it.

04:30:13.440 That doesn't sound like you're as into me as you had first kind of alluded to.

04:30:20.960 It seems like perhaps your trolling has backfired here a bit.

04:30:26.860 Backfired.

04:30:27.680 Backfired.

04:30:28.180 Okay.

04:30:29.020 And I don't really feel like rating the girls.

04:30:31.160 I'll just say those of you who said you're 10s, you're not 10s.

04:30:33.600 I'll just leave it there.

04:30:34.800 What do you rate yourself?

04:30:36.920 Five.

04:30:38.120 Why do you rate yourself five?

04:30:40.560 Let's see.

04:30:41.120 I need to lose some weight.

04:30:42.840 I'm rocking a dad bod right now.

04:30:44.820 Not perfect skin.

04:30:46.040 Not perfect facial symmetry.

04:30:49.280 There's probably...

04:30:50.160 I could articulate it further, but yeah, I can...

04:30:52.720 You have great hair.

04:30:54.320 It's starting to go.

04:30:55.840 You need a fade.

04:30:57.540 It's starting to go.

04:30:58.780 Actually, what?

04:30:59.480 You should get a fade.

04:31:00.720 It'll look good.

04:31:01.480 A fade?

04:31:02.260 Yeah.

04:31:02.480 We need a C booster for Madison.

04:31:09.000 I'm going to grab one because I'm going to go to the bathroom.

04:31:10.920 Okay.

04:31:11.180 Perfect.

04:31:12.120 All right.

04:31:12.380 Let me read the chat.

04:31:13.100 We have Killer of Cereal.

04:31:14.160 Killer of Cereal.

04:31:15.040 Would the Sistine Chapel look just as good if it was covered in spray paint tags and littered

04:31:19.060 with garbage?

04:31:19.780 A picturesque city looks same with heroin addicted homeless intense?

04:31:23.960 Question mark.

04:31:24.800 A 10 is a 10.

04:31:25.760 DeLulu Lemon.

04:31:27.980 DeLulu.

04:31:28.740 DeLulu.

04:31:29.620 Delusional.

04:31:30.020 Thank you for Killer of Cereal.

04:31:31.240 Appreciate it, man.

04:31:31.720 Thank you for your message there.

04:31:34.060 Appreciate it.

04:31:35.100 Well, thank you, Stifler, for that question.

04:31:36.680 We're going to go into some of the pre-show notes here.

04:31:39.880 So let's get right into the pre-show notes.

04:31:42.980 Hold on just one moment here while I just check over a couple things.

04:31:46.700 You studied...

04:31:47.500 Who was the one who studied sociology?

04:31:49.760 Is it you?

04:31:50.360 Yeah.

04:31:51.300 Is it you?

04:31:51.800 Actually, wait.

04:31:52.280 I did have a question.

04:31:53.240 Hold on.

04:31:54.780 Actually, I'll wait until Madison's back for that one.

04:31:58.640 So, starting with Imojin?

04:32:02.640 Imojin.

04:32:03.840 Imojin?

04:32:04.380 Imojin.

04:32:04.920 Iwojima?

04:32:05.420 What?

04:32:05.700 Yeah, that.

04:32:06.380 That thing.

04:32:07.240 All right.

04:32:07.840 So you said that you disagree on people not accepting sex work and judging us for it.

04:32:16.260 Yeah.

04:32:17.100 Okay.

04:32:17.380 So you disagree that people don't accept sex work?

04:32:24.220 I mean, everyone has their own opinion.

04:32:26.420 Mm-hmm.

04:32:26.740 But, like, it doesn't mean that you have to, like, say it out loud sometimes kind of thing.

04:32:31.580 Mm-hmm.

04:32:32.580 Okay.

04:32:34.100 And you object to people judging you for it, too?

04:32:37.280 Yeah.

04:32:37.460 Yeah, but, like, I don't really give a shit, either.

04:32:39.360 Like, say what you want to say.

04:32:40.940 Okay.

04:32:41.240 I'm chill.

04:32:41.680 I don't really care.

04:32:42.500 Okay.

04:32:42.720 Do you object to men...

04:32:44.600 Let's say a man doesn't judge a woman necessarily,

04:32:46.980 but would you object to a man refusing to date a woman because she does sex work?

04:32:53.920 I mean, that's, like, your opinion.

04:32:57.680 Like...

04:32:58.080 Would you object to it, though?

04:32:58.660 I mean, I think it's stupid, but, like...

04:33:00.160 You think it's stupid, right?

04:33:00.780 I think it's stupid, yeah, but, like...

04:33:04.420 Do you think it's insecure?

04:33:05.520 Like, a guy who wouldn't date a sex worker, it's probably because he's insecure.

04:33:08.560 I think it could be that, but also because he doesn't really want a girlfriend that's going

04:33:12.200 to be, like, online and, like, naked and stuff, which I do get that side as well.

04:33:16.980 But, yeah.

04:33:18.440 Okay.

04:33:19.120 What about you?

04:33:19.960 Do you agree?

04:33:21.940 Yeah.

04:33:22.600 I feel like any man that loves you will love you no matter what, so...

04:33:28.180 Right, but so, okay, the question is, do you object to men who would not, who refuse to

04:33:33.500 date a woman who's a sex worker?

04:33:35.200 Oh, no.

04:33:36.280 No objection there.

04:33:38.240 You're a sex worker, too.

04:33:41.000 I wouldn't object, though.

04:33:42.280 Huh?

04:33:42.900 People should date who they want.

04:33:44.120 If he doesn't want to, cool.

04:33:44.700 Okay, no objections.

04:33:45.920 Okay.

04:33:47.560 You're not a...

04:33:48.360 You do OnlyFans or no?

04:33:50.000 No?

04:33:50.360 Okay.

04:33:51.180 All right.

04:33:52.300 Let's see.

04:33:52.880 Moving on to Shy.

04:33:56.080 You had an Instagram story that I thought was interesting.

04:33:59.200 You said...

04:34:00.240 You have an Instagram highlight that says, come see why my family hates me.

04:34:06.060 Oh.

04:34:07.460 That's just, like...

04:34:09.160 No, so...

04:34:09.240 Can you close the doors?

04:34:10.520 Pardon?

04:34:11.660 Close the doors.

04:34:12.280 No.

04:34:13.100 I didn't post that.

04:34:14.440 I had, like, managers on my Instagram running my accounts.

04:34:17.080 Like, I run my OnlyFans account, but I had managers on there, and they were just trying

04:34:20.160 to get traction, like, viewers to the story to go and subscribe to my OnlyFans at the very

04:34:24.800 start.

04:34:24.820 Okay, so your family doesn't hate you?

04:34:27.280 No, my family actually, like, don't care what I do.

04:34:29.920 Like...

04:34:30.080 They don't care?

04:34:30.520 They have an opinion, but, like, they know if they were to diss me for it, then I'd still

04:34:35.980 do it anyway.

04:34:38.440 Okay.

04:34:39.520 Yeah.

04:34:40.200 And your father, totally cool with it?

04:34:41.980 Yeah.

04:34:42.540 Your father, totally cool with it?

04:34:44.460 I mean, not really.

04:34:47.120 Not really?

04:34:47.680 No.

04:34:48.500 What does he say?

04:34:49.560 Pardon?

04:34:50.320 What does he say?

04:34:51.140 I mean, at the start, obviously, they were upset, but then again, like, I'm an adult,

04:34:54.980 and I can do what they want.

04:34:55.880 Obviously, they're not happy about it, and they're not going to, like, tell me, like,

04:34:59.020 oh, yeah, like, do it.

04:35:00.620 But, yeah.

04:35:02.440 Not happy about it, but...

04:35:04.640 Yeah.

04:35:05.240 All right.

04:35:06.420 We have Leah Welch.

04:35:08.840 Leah Welch?

04:35:09.740 Leah?

04:35:10.080 Leah.

04:35:10.600 Leah.

04:35:10.880 I'm looking to one day get married.

04:35:13.340 Actually, I'll come back to that a little bit later.

04:35:16.640 Let's see.

04:35:17.460 Hold on.

04:35:19.040 Caitlin.

04:35:21.180 You said the only unique story I have is that I go to UCR, and you're dating a guy from

04:35:25.200 UC Riverside, and your parents, who are happily married, also met at UC Riverside.

04:35:29.580 You said that you think dating in this generation is hard because it's really hard to find genuine

04:35:38.400 people nowadays, and you think that's on both sides, both men and women, they're hard

04:35:43.420 to find genuine people?

04:35:44.440 Yes.

04:35:44.540 I mean, somebody who's using you for, I don't know, sex, that's disingenuine.

04:35:59.000 Somebody who is not loyal to you, that's also disingenuine.

04:36:04.140 So, yeah.

04:36:05.640 Mm-hmm.

04:36:07.500 Okay.

04:36:09.620 Is wearing makeup disingenuine?

04:36:13.980 No.

04:36:16.040 Like it doesn't change your physical appearance at all?

04:36:20.020 I mean, I think it enhances it.

04:36:22.960 It doesn't change it at all or nothing?

04:36:25.860 I think certain types of makeup can change.

04:36:31.500 Okay.

04:36:32.080 Just quick.

04:36:32.540 I know a lot of people, I showed you the two photos of those two different men.

04:36:38.620 Would you feel deceived, for example, if a guy, you thought a guy had a full head of

04:36:43.240 hair, but he actually wears a toupee?

04:36:45.720 Would you feel deceived at all?

04:36:47.820 No.

04:36:48.320 I like bold men.

04:36:49.800 Only if he's like, hey, this is my real, real hair.

04:36:53.300 Yeah, like if you guys are like six months in and he's never once shown you the toupee

04:36:57.600 and you find it out, I would honestly be a little hurt.

04:37:00.240 But like if he starts off the date by like, ha ha, look at my toupee, and you're like,

04:37:04.440 okay, that's cute.

04:37:05.720 I mean, but at six months, like if you didn't notice the toupee.

04:37:08.420 Yeah, that's very true.

04:37:10.680 Okay.

04:37:11.160 So you guys, I mean, when it comes to the makeup thing, you guys don't think like makeup

04:37:14.720 can be disingenuine?

04:37:16.780 No.

04:37:17.620 Never?

04:37:18.080 It's like a beard.

04:37:19.600 How is it like a beard?

04:37:20.540 Some men will shave off their beard and they're a completely different person, for example.

04:37:26.240 I was looking at your Instagram account before I came and I seen you without a beard and you

04:37:30.080 actually look so different.

04:37:32.000 Yeah, I look different with and without a beard.

04:37:34.400 Yeah, you look like a baby, but now you look like a grown man.

04:37:38.300 Okay.

04:37:39.340 Yeah.

04:37:39.760 So it is kind of like makeup.

04:37:41.640 You're hiding your face.

04:37:43.740 A little bit.

04:37:45.340 I feel like that picture was a really long time ago too.

04:37:47.860 What's that?

04:37:48.220 Like you were a lot younger.

04:37:50.340 Yeah, a lot of those, a lot of my, uh, hold on.

04:37:54.140 Nick, I'm going to send you something.

04:37:55.380 I'm going to show you two, I'm going to show you guys two comparison photos.

04:37:58.380 Nick, you're going to have to open image new tab on both of those photos.

04:38:02.240 And I'm going to show you two photos before, after makeup.

04:38:04.500 Actually, we have a bunch of tabs open still for the makeup stuff, right, Nick?

04:38:07.660 Just pull up those.

04:38:08.740 Pull up the one I just sent you too, please.

04:38:11.780 If you can.

04:38:12.440 Is it still kicking Andrew off for some reason?

04:38:15.840 It's not a big deal, but.

04:38:18.860 So you're going to have to, like, open image and new tab on both of those.

04:38:22.080 Let me know if you see both.

04:38:26.800 Okay, get those pulled up.

04:38:28.700 Also, this one came through.

04:38:29.920 Grid two goes.

04:38:31.160 Did I read this one?

04:38:32.160 The ladies who rate themselves a 10 are lying to themselves because their embrace of pride

04:38:35.540 has prevented them from being honest.

04:38:37.760 They are saying confident.

04:38:38.640 What they really mean is self-deception.

04:38:42.040 Okay, grid two, go-kart sports.

04:38:44.200 Thank you, bro.

04:38:44.560 Appreciate it.

04:38:45.380 It seems to not be pulling them up in the way that we want them.

04:38:49.880 It's showing the Reddit thing.

04:38:51.240 That's fine.

04:38:52.160 If it's showing the Reddit shit at the top.

04:38:54.080 Yeah, it's just, it's hard to even see it.

04:38:56.700 How should I do it now?

04:38:58.220 Okay, F11.

04:38:59.180 Make sure it's F11, though.

04:39:00.060 It's F11.

04:39:01.420 Oh, that's strange.

04:39:03.780 I tried to.

04:39:04.800 Hold on.

04:39:05.920 I might have to save it.

04:39:06.980 Yeah, just save the images to file and then just get them pulled up.

04:39:13.020 So we are going to show you guys two different images.

04:39:15.300 Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever and drop us a follow on the Prime sub if you have one.

04:39:20.100 And Nick, try to get those as quickly as you can, please.

04:39:23.420 So twitch.tv slash whatever.

04:39:26.780 Also, speaking of that, we did lower the read and TTS trigger.

04:39:32.520 Read is 100 and up.

04:39:33.520 TTS is 200 and up.

04:39:34.580 If you want, get some in.

04:39:36.260 We'll get those pulled up momentarily.

04:39:39.480 Like I said, twitch.tv slash whatever.

04:39:41.840 And that.

04:39:43.200 Thank you.

04:39:43.600 Do you have them?

04:39:46.900 Sorry, guys.

04:39:47.540 One moment.

04:39:48.520 Pulling up some photos.

04:39:49.460 And then, remind me, Nick, we'll go through the other ones, too, okay?

04:39:52.820 We'll just go through all of them.

04:39:57.220 Sorry, guys.

04:39:57.760 It's still bad?

04:40:02.440 Just, oh, my God.

04:40:04.000 Okay.

04:40:05.060 Let's just do the other ones.

04:40:06.180 Just do the other ones, then.

04:40:07.340 I don't know why it's doing that, but it's annoying.

04:40:09.340 Oh, well.

04:40:09.820 Go ahead.

04:40:12.560 I'll look.

04:40:13.260 We might have them in the drop zone.

04:40:14.760 Just pull up the other ones.

04:40:18.020 So is this just, like, enhancing?

04:40:19.860 That's a few tools.

04:40:20.780 Yeah, that's for sure.

04:40:21.640 Okay, well, let's assume you could achieve this, and I think you can achieve this through

04:40:26.280 makeup.

04:40:27.880 You don't think this is deceptive at all?

04:40:30.620 No, you can clearly tell she's, like, really beautiful, even on the far right picture.

04:40:35.280 Yeah, but it's not.

04:40:35.960 And her lips are different.

04:40:36.900 Like, her lips are a different shape on the AI.

04:40:38.900 Oh, that's true.

04:40:39.620 She doesn't have the Cupid's bow anymore.

04:40:41.280 The nose is smaller.

04:40:42.820 Yeah.

04:40:43.320 And her face is, like, blurred.

04:40:45.600 I think she's really pretty on the right side, though.

04:40:47.960 Next one, Nick?

04:40:48.480 Like, AI wasn't even needed.

04:40:50.500 Okay.

04:40:50.740 Her nose is totally different.

04:40:52.980 I mean, that could be true through makeup.

04:40:54.320 Is that even the same person?

04:40:55.640 It's not.

04:40:56.680 She has contacts, then.

04:40:58.000 She's contouring.

04:40:58.800 Yeah, why is she in the same top?

04:40:59.800 But where did her earrings go?

04:41:01.080 She has blue eyes.

04:41:03.180 How did her eyelids appear?

04:41:05.060 Yeah.

04:41:06.060 You can use, like, paint paste.

04:41:07.320 You have to show us, like, real pictures.

04:41:09.320 Next.

04:41:10.360 That's not.

04:41:10.880 Her eyebrows are horrible.

04:41:11.420 This is a real picture here.

04:41:13.440 This is a real picture.

04:41:14.860 I don't believe so.

04:41:15.740 Yes, it's real.

04:41:16.600 I actually hate her makeup, but she looks better.

04:41:18.360 She looks beat up for sure, but, like.

04:41:20.600 What the fuck?

04:41:22.260 Rude.

04:41:24.240 You should show us a video of the old lady.

04:41:26.360 Nah, nah.

04:41:27.280 She doesn't look beat up.

04:41:28.100 She's a 10, remember?

04:41:29.520 Rude.

04:41:31.360 Definitely a 10.

04:41:32.980 Next.

04:41:36.180 Okay, that was a good one.

04:41:37.440 She looks pretty.

04:41:38.580 Yeah.

04:41:39.040 Yeah, she looks gorgeous.

04:41:40.460 Mm-hmm.

04:41:42.000 Next.

04:41:43.720 That one was really good, too.

04:41:44.980 Yeah.

04:41:45.760 It's good.

04:41:46.080 Whoever's the makeup artist.

04:41:47.280 Yeah, I was just about to say.

04:41:48.460 They're getting better.

04:41:49.060 Yeah.

04:41:51.320 Next.

04:41:52.040 I've never liked her before.

04:41:53.300 We can play this.

04:41:54.140 Fuck it.

04:41:56.300 Not even.

04:41:58.320 Not even.

04:42:03.640 What the?

04:42:04.540 Oh, shit.

04:42:05.240 Okay, next.

04:42:07.220 Is there a next?

04:42:11.960 Oh, okay.

04:42:12.780 All right.

04:42:13.400 There you go.

04:42:14.000 Okay, all right.

04:42:16.180 Not deceptive at all?

04:42:18.180 Not disingenuine at all?

04:42:20.120 No, because you can just wipe it off.

04:42:21.640 It's not like their life.

04:42:23.420 Okay.

04:42:23.960 I feel like the most deceptive part was the AI and the Photoshop,

04:42:27.560 which it could have been done by the person who got the picture,

04:42:30.860 or it could have been done by the person who posted the picture.

04:42:33.220 Who knows?

04:42:33.740 It doesn't really make a difference,

04:42:34.780 but I feel like that's the most deceptive part.

04:42:38.060 Okay.

04:42:39.160 So you guys don't think makeup changes somebody's physical appearance for the better?

04:42:44.000 It enhances it for sure.

04:42:46.520 Right.

04:42:46.680 So they're more attractive then.

04:42:49.080 Yeah.

04:42:49.700 Okay.

04:42:50.080 So you're changing your physical appearance.

04:42:52.600 That's not how you genuinely look.

04:42:54.800 Is a blank canvas ugly before the painting?

04:42:57.020 That's not what I'm arguing.

04:42:58.260 I'm just saying,

04:42:58.960 is it disingenuine to like blast filters,

04:43:03.440 blast makeup,

04:43:04.760 et cetera?

04:43:05.100 But to who disingenuine to yourself,

04:43:07.840 to your partner,

04:43:08.680 to God?

04:43:09.200 Yeah.

04:43:09.420 This is within a dating context.

04:43:11.180 If you go on any dating app and you like,

04:43:13.800 look at the women,

04:43:14.720 their first photo,

04:43:16.180 you shouldn't have any,

04:43:16.820 their first photo filter makeup.

04:43:19.340 They might not even have one singular photo.

04:43:21.020 That's why I disagreed with the fact that AI and the filter in the Photoshop,

04:43:24.600 that is deceptive.

04:43:25.520 Cause you wouldn't,

04:43:26.140 even if you're using a picture from 10 years ago,

04:43:28.240 that's deceptive.

04:43:29.660 You should be using current pictures of what you look like and what you,

04:43:33.380 yeah.

04:43:33.940 Present yourself as that's it.

04:43:35.540 If you look like that on a day by day basis,

04:43:37.640 if you do bridal makeup every single day,

04:43:39.860 then why would you not post a picture of your bridal makeup?

04:43:42.460 Cause then you're going to,

04:43:43.600 if you post a picture of you with no makeup and then the guy's like,

04:43:46.260 Oh my God,

04:43:46.700 you're so beautiful.

04:43:47.420 He sees you in person with bridal makeup.

04:43:48.940 He's going to be like,

04:43:49.420 what the hell?

04:43:50.300 Yeah.

04:43:50.540 Who is this?

04:43:51.280 Yeah.

04:43:51.820 So what's really more deceptive?

04:43:55.880 Between what?

04:43:56.640 It's about presentation.

04:43:58.120 What's more deceptive between what?

04:44:00.100 Did you just hear what I said?

04:44:01.280 I said,

04:44:01.720 posting the picture of what you genuinely look like on a day by day basis or

04:44:05.680 posting the picture that,

04:44:07.300 like you said,

04:44:07.780 your bare face,

04:44:08.680 if you wear the bridal makeup every single day.

04:44:11.480 So you're saying you would be more deceptive to post a picture of you

04:44:15.780 without makeup.

04:44:16.420 If you wear makeup every day.

04:44:17.760 Yeah.

04:44:18.040 Because you,

04:44:18.760 that's what you actually look like.

04:44:19.940 No,

04:44:20.260 but if you wear makeup every day,

04:44:21.540 that's what you present yourself like.

04:44:23.180 So why would you want a woman telling,

04:44:25.200 showing you that this is what she looks like?

04:44:27.820 You find her beautiful,

04:44:28.600 but then every day,

04:44:29.280 every day.

04:44:29.380 Then she's doing a deception every single day.

04:44:33.280 Yeah,

04:44:33.840 but like,

04:44:34.640 why wouldn't you want to see that from the start?

04:44:37.140 If you don't,

04:44:37.600 if you don't believe it's deceptive,

04:44:39.740 then I'll make a deal with all of the women at the table who think that a

04:44:43.480 beard like this is just as deceptive as the makeup,

04:44:46.280 which is worn.

04:44:47.660 I will write this second,

04:44:49.040 go upstairs and shave this beard off.

04:44:51.040 Don't do it,

04:44:51.460 Andrew.

04:44:51.520 If you,

04:44:52.200 if you guys will take the makeup wipes and wipe all of your makeup off

04:44:56.280 right here.

04:44:57.260 I'm sorry.

04:44:57.800 I have to veto.

04:44:58.680 I have to veto this.

04:44:59.680 It's going to be way too disruptive.

04:45:01.580 Okay.

04:45:01.940 Okay.

04:45:02.220 But why did we,

04:45:03.200 why did we receive a message to wear makeup?

04:45:07.060 Hold on.

04:45:07.900 That's literally not true.

04:45:10.420 That's true.

04:45:11.700 No,

04:45:12.220 it's literally not.

04:45:13.800 It said,

04:45:14.300 we told you to make up and hair.

04:45:16.220 We said,

04:45:16.920 no,

04:45:17.100 no,

04:45:17.220 no,

04:45:17.340 no,

04:45:17.420 no,

04:45:17.500 no.

04:45:17.580 We said be makeup and hair ready.

04:45:21.280 That's not,

04:45:22.080 that's no,

04:45:22.660 that's not telling you to go ahead and wear makeup.

04:45:24.720 That's assuming that if you do opt to wear makeup,

04:45:27.500 don't come into the studio and take 10 minutes in the bathroom to put it on

04:45:32.020 here.

04:45:33.020 Oh,

04:45:33.500 okay.

04:45:33.740 Well,

04:45:34.020 I'm not specific because the new people wouldn't know that.

04:45:37.380 Like when,

04:45:38.220 when I seen the message,

04:45:39.920 I wasn't even going to,

04:45:41.180 I wasn't going to wear makeup here.

04:45:42.520 And then I seen the message and I was like,

04:45:43.780 Oh,

04:45:43.940 okay,

04:45:44.180 I better wear makeup.

04:45:44.740 The reason we say be makeup and hair ready is so that women don't show up

04:45:48.640 and spend 20 minutes in the bathroom getting ready when we need to get the

04:45:52.180 show.

04:45:52.380 That's like a show business term.

04:45:53.940 That's like super normal.

04:45:55.640 It's not,

04:45:56.280 I don't care if you show up with makeup.

04:45:58.040 Cool.

04:45:58.280 If you show up without makeup,

04:45:59.400 totally cool.

04:46:00.120 But that's not me saying you have to show up with makeup.

04:46:04.560 Checkmate.

04:46:05.600 I mean,

04:46:05.900 she's Australian,

04:46:07.260 man.

04:46:07.980 She doesn't speak English.

04:46:09.680 What are you trying to say?

04:46:11.120 They don't speak English.

04:46:12.400 It's different there.

04:46:13.040 Here's all about showbiz.

04:46:15.520 Yeah,

04:46:15.640 but there's a difference between saying,

04:46:17.480 if you're already going to do something,

04:46:19.300 make sure that it's been applied prior to you arriving.

04:46:23.380 Anyways,

04:46:23.820 that's not a major thing,

04:46:24.960 but we don't specifically instruct people.

04:46:27.840 You have to wear makeup.

04:46:30.540 That's just what it looked like.

04:46:32.100 But I mean,

04:46:32.400 would you guys agree in this?

04:46:33.980 This is,

04:46:34.460 um,

04:46:34.860 this is one of the largest IRL podcasts in the world,

04:46:37.820 by the way,

04:46:39.000 would you guys actually agree if I shave my beard to grab the makeup wipes?

04:46:43.860 Then he has the makeup removers right there to remove your makeup while you look at the camera for the rest of this podcast.

04:46:50.660 If I shave my beard,

04:46:51.660 cause I'll make that deal with you.

04:46:52.760 I would for sure.

04:46:55.280 It has to be a consensus.

04:46:57.040 Would all of you do it?

04:46:58.560 They all have to do it.

04:46:59.860 Yes.

04:47:00.220 Andrew,

04:47:00.600 it's going to be,

04:47:01.160 I think it's going to be a little too disruptive to be honest.

04:47:04.420 I just want to hear their answers.

04:47:06.000 Would you do it?

04:47:06.680 Yes.

04:47:07.440 Yep.

04:47:08.340 I would.

04:47:08.940 Yeah.

04:47:09.320 See,

04:47:09.840 I think Brian fucked it up because,

04:47:11.920 because you said,

04:47:12.940 yeah,

04:47:13.080 we could have called their bluff,

04:47:14.240 Brian.

04:47:14.460 We could have called their bluff,

04:47:15.320 but okay.

04:47:16.240 I don't think any of you would,

04:47:17.920 honestly.

04:47:18.440 I don't think that you guys would actually wipe your makeup off right here live.

04:47:22.380 Okay.

04:47:22.620 How about this?

04:47:23.320 What if we each show a picture of us without makeup?

04:47:25.860 Would you still shave your beard?

04:47:28.160 No.

04:47:28.700 What I'm asking is in a consensus,

04:47:31.160 right?

04:47:31.780 Like some of you can be uglier than others.

04:47:33.960 So if you have your makeup off,

04:47:35.420 it might not mean anything.

04:47:36.680 Right.

04:47:37.160 But some of you,

04:47:37.960 I think have second faces on.

04:47:39.640 So I think that many of you would disagree with this assessment and would not actually

04:47:43.900 take your makeup off.

04:47:44.900 We are on this,

04:47:45.700 one of the largest IRL podcasts in the world with all those eyes on.

04:47:49.340 I don't,

04:47:49.540 I don't believe it.

04:47:50.440 Would you take your makeup off?

04:47:51.700 Yeah.

04:47:51.960 Would you?

04:47:52.480 Yes.

04:47:52.920 Would you?

04:47:54.040 Yeah.

04:47:54.860 No.

04:47:55.520 No.

04:47:56.040 Yes.

04:47:56.720 Yes.

04:47:57.320 Yeah.

04:47:58.040 Yeah.

04:47:58.300 I'm only wearing mascara.

04:47:58.820 No makeup.

04:47:59.620 Yes.

04:48:00.200 I mean,

04:48:00.460 but I,

04:48:00.800 nine times out of 10,

04:48:02.340 I'm not wearing makeup.

04:48:03.040 Yeah.

04:48:03.160 I was also going to say,

04:48:03.820 she's like not even wearing any makeup.

04:48:05.420 Yeah.

04:48:05.600 She's not wearing any makeup.

04:48:07.940 Could be,

04:48:08.380 you know what?

04:48:08.860 It could be interesting,

04:48:09.820 but Andrew,

04:48:10.660 your beard,

04:48:11.080 I need to keep you with the beard,

04:48:12.300 man.

04:48:12.520 I got to veto this because I need you with your beard.

04:48:15.160 The beard grows back,

04:48:15.580 but what they actually look like lasts forever.

04:48:18.820 What the fuck?

04:48:19.640 Well,

04:48:20.140 I mean,

04:48:21.400 does like lash extensions count as makeup?

04:48:23.960 Yes.

04:48:24.440 You have to take all that shit off.

04:48:25.980 I'll shave the beard.

04:48:26.860 You got to take off all the extensions,

04:48:28.580 all the eyelashes,

04:48:29.440 all the makeup.

04:48:30.120 You take all that shit off,

04:48:31.120 get right back on camera.

04:48:32.440 So everybody can see what you actually look like.

04:48:35.260 See,

04:48:35.800 the thing is,

04:48:36.960 this is an interesting thing,

04:48:38.460 right?

04:48:38.720 So I was talking with my wife who was recently on whatever.

04:48:41.040 And I,

04:48:41.300 I,

04:48:41.740 I would tell her,

04:48:42.500 I would come home and I would be baffled.

04:48:44.060 I would say,

04:48:44.700 I go back and I watch these videos and these chicks don't actually look

04:48:48.840 anything like this when I'm in front of them.

04:48:51.100 What the hell is it?

04:48:51.740 And she was like,

04:48:52.260 what are you talking about?

04:48:53.160 Until she went herself.

04:48:54.080 And she was like,

04:48:54.560 you're right.

04:48:55.080 They don't.

04:48:56.240 I imagine what they would look like without all of that makeup and all

04:48:59.260 that shit on.

04:49:01.240 It's almost like a different person.

04:49:03.360 So I'm happy to do it.

04:49:04.400 I'm happy.

04:49:04.960 I'll,

04:49:05.160 I'll literally go upstairs right now,

04:49:06.860 shave this whole thing off right down to the bear.

04:49:09.360 If you guys also do the same exact thing.

04:49:14.000 And by the way,

04:49:16.500 by the way,

04:49:16.880 we can make a deciding factor here,

04:49:18.660 here.

04:49:18.940 I can bribe Brian.

04:49:20.100 Somebody send in a champagne prop and then he'll do it.

04:49:24.760 You know,

04:49:25.280 my weakness,

04:49:25.860 Andrew,

04:49:26.340 I know your weakness,

04:49:27.600 right?

04:49:27.980 Send in the champagne pop.

04:49:29.720 And then if all of them already agreed,

04:49:32.140 we'll do this shit.

04:49:34.500 So to be clear,

04:49:35.880 we get a champagne pop,

04:49:37.100 Andrew will shave his beard.

04:49:37.940 You'll do it.

04:49:38.360 You'll do it.

04:49:38.760 You'll do it.

04:49:39.480 Yes.

04:49:40.060 You got me.

04:49:40.500 How many makeup?

04:49:41.140 I might not have enough.

04:49:41.800 All of them will do it.

04:49:42.780 They all agreed,

04:49:43.420 except,

04:49:44.000 for the pilot,

04:49:45.420 right?

04:49:45.740 She was the one,

04:49:46.840 but we'll leave her out.

04:49:47.980 Fine.

04:49:48.120 That's fair.

04:49:49.040 I got five.

04:49:49.980 I got five makeup lights.

04:49:51.240 So we would do,

04:49:52.340 we would do you,

04:49:53.580 you,

04:49:53.920 you.

04:49:54.300 She doesn't want to do it.

04:49:55.900 And I guess you too.

04:49:58.020 Yeah,

04:49:58.260 we'll do,

04:49:59.060 I mean,

04:49:59.240 just cause that's the only one.

04:50:00.440 I mean,

04:50:00.740 all of them said yes.

04:50:02.000 So we get a champagne pop.

04:50:03.380 All of them minus the pilot said yes.

04:50:05.140 Let's do.

04:50:05.640 I got baby wipes.

04:50:06.040 What is a champagne pop?

04:50:06.540 I got baby wipes.

04:50:07.440 I got baby wipes.

04:50:08.600 What is that?

04:50:09.860 Maybe those will work.

04:50:12.180 Anyways,

04:50:12.760 we'll see.

04:50:13.060 We'll come back to it.

04:50:14.760 If anybody wants to send one in,

04:50:15.940 we'll come back to it.

04:50:16.900 I'll read a couple of chats here.

04:50:18.000 We have actually,

04:50:18.700 Maddie,

04:50:18.900 can you read these?

04:50:20.800 The Australian girls are so hot.

04:50:22.760 I think their names are Emmy and shy.

04:50:25.540 Ask them what their type is.

04:50:26.700 By the way,

04:50:27.140 Andrew,

04:50:27.520 you're an ick.

04:50:28.900 Andrew,

04:50:29.340 you're an ick.

04:50:30.100 They're giving the ick.

04:50:33.060 I mean,

04:50:33.420 that's fair.

04:50:34.600 Okay,

04:50:34.840 there it is.

04:50:36.640 What are your guys' types?

04:50:39.800 My type is tall,

04:50:42.060 muscular,

04:50:42.940 tattooed,

04:50:43.880 mean.

04:50:44.400 I like nasty men.

04:50:46.940 And I also like,

04:50:49.500 yeah,

04:50:49.880 that's about it.

04:50:50.620 What about you?

04:50:51.320 Same.

04:50:52.460 Wait,

04:50:52.840 hold on.

04:50:53.340 We still think that like,

04:50:55.880 so basically,

04:50:56.620 everyone's a 10 out of 10,

04:50:58.260 but.

04:50:59.380 That's our preferred type.

04:51:00.620 But that's like our preferred type.

04:51:02.580 Wait,

04:51:03.040 because I was going to,

04:51:03.820 you said tall and muscular.

04:51:05.540 That has a lot to do with your physical appearance.

04:51:08.160 I thought everybody's kind of,

04:51:09.520 everyone's a 10.

04:51:10.380 Yeah,

04:51:10.640 everyone is a 10.

04:51:11.320 It wouldn't be a factor.

04:51:11.920 But look,

04:51:12.580 you would have a preferred type,

04:51:14.160 wouldn't you?

04:51:16.100 Do you not?

04:51:16.540 So that means you're creating a hierarchy.

04:51:18.580 Someone can still be a type.

04:51:20.020 No,

04:51:20.380 but.

04:51:20.740 Okay,

04:51:21.320 let's look at binary,

04:51:22.460 right?

04:51:22.680 So if we do binary one or zero.

04:51:25.360 Okay.

04:51:26.140 So tall,

04:51:28.180 muscular dude,

04:51:29.320 short,

04:51:29.660 obese dude.

04:51:32.700 One's a yes.

04:51:33.540 One's a no.

04:51:34.140 I just want the main.

04:51:34.900 But you're creating a hierarchy.

04:51:36.560 Okay.

04:51:36.760 Okay.

04:51:37.040 Okay.

04:51:38.200 Any of them,

04:51:39.100 but I want the main one.

04:51:41.620 Yeah.

04:51:41.900 The criminal.

04:51:42.280 Just the main one.

04:51:43.160 I like the main ones.

04:51:44.280 Yeah.

04:51:44.740 Criminals.

04:51:45.380 Yeah.

04:51:45.920 You'd like criminals.

04:51:47.180 Yeah.

04:51:47.400 I love criminals.

04:51:49.280 Maybe.

04:51:49.840 Do we get into that?

04:51:51.420 What do you mean when you say you like,

04:51:52.660 criminals?

04:51:54.400 Bad boys.

04:51:55.820 Like felons or?

04:51:57.300 Huh?

04:51:57.940 Is that like felons or?

04:51:59.260 Yeah.

04:52:00.360 That.

04:52:00.860 Like people who commit murder?

04:52:02.660 Oh,

04:52:02.940 maybe not that far.

04:52:04.100 Yeah,

04:52:04.460 not that far.

04:52:05.080 Just like gun charges and like the smart stuff,

04:52:07.400 right?

04:52:07.660 Yeah.

04:52:07.840 What about scammers?

04:52:13.900 Yeah,

04:52:14.340 I like scammers too.

04:52:15.640 I used to be one.

04:52:16.020 Do you guys relate?

04:52:16.860 What?

04:52:17.320 You relate?

04:52:18.040 Well,

04:52:18.700 to the scammers?

04:52:19.460 I was your lawyer all the time.

04:52:21.540 I mean.

04:52:23.420 No,

04:52:23.760 I was totally joking.

04:52:24.660 So you're,

04:52:25.680 okay,

04:52:26.240 you said you guys are attracted to criminals.

04:52:28.040 Like,

04:52:28.520 what kind of crimes then would they have committed?

04:52:30.740 Well,

04:52:31.460 I actually haven't dated anyone.

04:52:33.980 So.

04:52:34.180 You find them attractive though?

04:52:37.180 Yeah.

04:52:37.320 So like what kind of crimes would they have committed?

04:52:40.520 Um,

04:52:41.000 probably like,

04:52:43.340 I don't know.

04:52:44.640 I,

04:52:44.880 I don't know,

04:52:45.480 but not as far as murder or rape or anything like that.

04:52:48.720 Nothing like that.

04:52:49.560 But I think like maybe,

04:52:51.200 I don't know,

04:52:52.160 maybe just defense.

04:52:53.640 Just a what?

04:52:54.560 Defense within themselves.

04:52:57.440 Their,

04:52:58.240 their crime is defense?

04:53:00.180 I don't know.

04:53:01.680 Yeah,

04:53:01.940 they have that.

04:53:02.680 Like a battery charge.

04:53:04.180 Like they assault somebody because out of defense.

04:53:06.640 Yeah.

04:53:07.080 That wouldn't,

04:53:07.580 if it,

04:53:08.780 it wouldn't be a crime if it was,

04:53:10.440 it wouldn't be a crime if it was in self-defense.

04:53:12.600 Okay.

04:53:13.400 They could still be put into jail for at least a few days before.

04:53:16.760 Yeah.

04:53:17.220 Well,

04:53:17.420 they might be arrested,

04:53:18.380 but in terms of the prosecution.

04:53:19.200 Like nothing to do,

04:53:19.920 nothing to do with hurting anybody or anything like that.

04:53:22.640 What about like white color crime?

04:53:23.500 So drugs?

04:53:24.260 Is it drugs?

04:53:24.820 Yeah,

04:53:25.400 drugs.

04:53:26.000 They're hot.

04:53:27.900 They're always hot.

04:53:28.980 What about people who defraud?

04:53:29.960 They've always got the money to like look after themselves.

04:53:31.540 What about people who defraud elderly out of their money?

04:53:33.680 Oh my God.

04:53:34.220 Wait,

04:53:34.400 what was that?

04:53:35.060 They defraud the elderly out of their money.

04:53:37.180 What was that?

04:53:37.600 What is that?

04:53:38.020 Elder financial abuse.

04:53:40.660 Like they steal money from old people basically.

04:53:42.520 Oh,

04:53:42.700 that's me.

04:53:44.200 That's food.

04:53:45.360 Nah.

04:53:46.040 Nah.

04:53:46.680 That's not an immediate no.

04:53:48.060 You have to think about it.

04:53:48.820 I definitely not.

04:53:49.520 Nothing,

04:53:49.980 nothing to do with like robbery or anything like that,

04:53:52.700 but drug dealers are hot.

04:53:53.780 They've always been hot.

04:53:54.420 Okay,

04:53:54.700 drug dealers cool.

04:53:55.560 Well,

04:53:55.680 what if they sell drugs to children?

04:53:57.760 Um,

04:53:58.180 well,

04:53:59.480 still fine with it?

04:54:01.280 Well,

04:54:01.800 this is the kid's decision.

04:54:03.600 Like an 11 year old?

04:54:05.700 Well,

04:54:06.280 it's the kid's decision.

04:54:07.540 Well,

04:54:08.320 I mean,

04:54:08.920 that's not attractive.

04:54:10.980 What do you mean?

04:54:11.660 He's a drug dealer.

04:54:12.360 Yeah,

04:54:12.560 I know he's a drug dealer,

04:54:13.540 but like drug dealer to an extent,

04:54:15.040 like,

04:54:15.380 ah,

04:54:15.720 okay,

04:54:16.020 there's limits.

04:54:16.480 You know,

04:54:16.820 like from like 18 above at least.

04:54:19.600 Why would I,

04:54:20.400 why would I be okay with him selling drugs to like 11 year old?

04:54:23.300 You think somebody who's inclined to be a drug dealer is going to make that?

04:54:28.280 I mean,

04:54:28.620 sure.

04:54:28.820 There might be some drug dealers that make that,

04:54:30.820 uh,

04:54:32.280 distinguishment.

04:54:33.260 Is that a fucking word?

04:54:34.300 Distinguishment?

04:54:34.660 I think it is.

04:54:35.240 I think it is.

04:54:35.780 Yeah.

04:54:36.640 Uh,

04:54:37.160 sure.

04:54:37.780 But there's probably drug dealers who have no qualms with,

04:54:41.720 uh,

04:54:41.920 selling to,

04:54:42.760 uh,

04:54:43.120 like high schoolers,

04:54:43.860 for example.

04:54:44.660 Hmm.

04:54:45.800 Nah,

04:54:46.160 I don't agree with that,

04:54:47.220 but I honestly,

04:54:48.480 if I had to describe one,

04:54:50.040 I'd probably say Pablo Escobar.

04:54:53.040 He's hot.

04:54:53.840 Yeah.

04:54:54.480 He murdered people.

04:54:56.060 What?

04:54:57.220 Oh.

04:54:57.720 Pablo Escobar murdered people.

04:54:58.940 Oh,

04:54:59.200 well,

04:54:59.500 maybe not that,

04:55:00.380 not that part.

04:55:01.700 Obviously.

04:55:02.200 I'm talking about the drugs.

04:55:04.420 I'm talking about the drugs where they've all got tunnels and stuff.

04:55:07.320 That's hot.

04:55:07.900 All right.

04:55:08.400 She wants the cool stuff.

04:55:09.680 Yeah.

04:55:10.460 But I don't,

04:55:11.440 I don't even do drugs myself.

04:55:12.760 I just find it hot that they sell it.

04:55:14.380 All right.

04:55:14.580 Detective,

04:55:14.980 he says it's the equivalent of a man walking around with a banana stuffed in his pants.

04:55:19.220 Okay.

04:55:20.800 True.

04:55:21.700 True.

04:55:22.480 It's also,

04:55:23.300 look,

04:55:23.520 I think it's also would be the equivalent of a guy who had like inserts in his shoes that

04:55:29.360 made him like three or four inches taller.

04:55:30.960 Or a guy who just lies about being six inch or six inches, six feet, six feet, excuse me,

04:55:38.180 on these dating apps.

04:55:39.220 They'll,

04:55:39.440 they'll actually be five,

04:55:40.380 nine,

04:55:40.600 five,

04:55:40.820 10.

04:55:43.500 Can you,

04:55:44.200 uh,

04:55:44.600 yeah.

04:55:47.800 Thank you.

04:55:48.400 Thank you.

04:55:48.780 Thank you.

04:55:49.060 Sorry guys.

04:55:49.880 We have a birth control alarm.

04:55:52.700 Go off there.

04:55:53.240 Oh no.

04:55:54.020 One sec guys.

04:55:54.620 I need to pull up my notes on this.

04:55:56.160 Uh,

04:55:56.740 I would say that like wearing makeup is the functional equivalent of a guy who works at

04:56:03.120 McDonald's saying he's an attorney.

04:56:05.960 That's not at all.

04:56:07.760 That's like the,

04:56:09.120 it's literally,

04:56:10.800 literally,

04:56:11.780 no figuratively,

04:56:13.080 actually figuratively,

04:56:14.080 the equivalent figuratively,

04:56:17.780 the equivalent confusing catfishing with being a sociopathic liar.

04:56:22.240 Like wearing makeup doesn't make you as well.

04:56:25.040 Do you guys have consequences the same way that lie would.

04:56:29.060 So do you guys agree that men are primarily visual in terms of what they're attracted to?

04:56:33.340 Sure.

04:56:33.460 A hundred percent.

04:56:34.240 Okay.

04:56:34.400 And can we manipulate the visual for men to like us more?

04:56:37.580 Sure.

04:56:37.940 Some women do more than others,

04:56:39.280 but yeah,

04:56:39.920 some women wear minimal makeup.

04:56:41.120 That doesn't make it criminal.

04:56:41.680 Some women wear a lot.

04:56:43.580 It would,

04:56:43.820 I don't think it would be criminal for a man to lie and say he's an attorney in the dating context.

04:56:49.020 I think that's literally.

04:56:50.200 No,

04:56:50.340 no,

04:56:50.420 no.

04:56:50.620 Okay.

04:56:50.820 So if he was,

04:56:51.560 that can disbar him forever.

04:56:53.500 No,

04:56:53.640 no,

04:56:53.720 no.

04:56:53.940 If he was actually practicing law,

04:56:56.780 yes,

04:56:57.200 that would be illegal.

04:56:58.020 I'm pretty sure he wouldn't get accepted.

04:56:59.200 But just telling some chick,

04:57:00.260 yeah,

04:57:00.360 I'm a lawyer.

04:57:01.080 I think it's wrong.

04:57:02.700 It's not illegal.

04:57:03.940 Okay.

04:57:04.540 It's wrong for sure.

04:57:05.920 It's moral,

04:57:06.500 the moral equivalence of wearing makeup for a woman.

04:57:08.740 I didn't say moral equivalent.

04:57:10.060 I said in terms of impact.

04:57:12.600 Oh,

04:57:13.080 oh,

04:57:14.100 no,

04:57:15.220 no,

04:57:17.540 no.

04:57:18.060 Okay.

04:57:18.340 You're welcome to disagree.

04:57:20.300 Yeah.

04:57:22.160 But,

04:57:22.680 you know what?

04:57:24.960 You're right.

04:57:25.340 It's not the equivalent.

04:57:26.420 Makeup has a way bigger impact than some dude lying about his job.

04:57:30.540 On a man to go?

04:57:31.180 Way big.

04:57:31.720 No,

04:57:32.120 makeup,

04:57:32.680 makeup will make a guy who otherwise maybe wouldn't be as attracted to you or attracted to at all.

04:57:39.380 Versus the lawyer lie might help out a little bit.

04:57:42.720 You know what I mean?

04:57:43.540 And mess him up in the long run.

04:57:46.500 Mess,

04:57:46.900 what do you mean?

04:57:47.620 If he wants a relationship with her.

04:57:49.220 What if he's just trying to hit?

04:57:50.900 Oh,

04:57:51.540 great.

04:57:52.640 What if the woman's just trying to hit?

04:57:53.960 So she wears makeup.

04:57:55.480 You only have to see that for one night.

04:57:56.760 Do most women want that?

04:57:58.320 We're just trying to hit?

04:58:01.120 Hypotheticals.

04:58:02.320 Hypotheticals.

04:58:03.340 Hypotheticals.

04:58:03.800 Anyways,

04:58:04.100 I got to move things on.

04:58:05.140 Thank you,

04:58:05.540 detective there.

04:58:06.400 Appreciate it.

04:58:07.260 You almost got me.

04:58:08.140 Hypotheticals.

04:58:08.820 Hypocritical.

04:58:09.780 Hypotheticals.

04:58:10.260 Hypocritical.

04:58:10.700 Maddie,

04:58:10.880 can you read this?

04:58:12.620 Training the suits in the back for the draft so they can vote.

04:58:15.440 Do the ladies know what Western feminism is?

04:58:17.760 Eastern feminism was not about voting or property rights.

04:58:21.240 Comrade Drew,

04:58:22.140 can you enlighten?

04:58:24.280 Who's Drew?

04:58:25.380 Oh,

04:58:25.640 Andrew.

04:58:26.700 I think that was for you,

04:58:29.420 Andrew.

04:58:30.420 No,

04:58:30.900 I don't,

04:58:31.260 I don't know what he means by Eastern feminism.

04:58:34.360 They're there to my,

04:58:35.760 to my knowledge,

04:58:36.800 when I say feminism,

04:58:37.880 we're talking about specifically the rejection of patriarchal systems.

04:58:42.980 If you're saying Eastern feminism,

04:58:44.680 I think we're talking about,

04:58:46.000 and you're saying it's something different than that,

04:58:47.820 then we're talking about two things which aren't alike at all.

04:58:50.220 So I wouldn't even call them feminism.

04:58:52.440 Okay.

04:58:53.600 Thank you,

04:58:54.140 Andrew.

04:58:54.580 I have a question for Maddie,

04:58:56.040 and then you two.

04:58:59.080 Would you,

04:58:59.840 do you date Asian guys?

04:59:02.600 I already know what you're going to say.

04:59:04.600 You should have just let me answer the question before you,

04:59:07.340 or finishing it.

04:59:09.760 I've never dated an Asian guy,

04:59:11.420 no.

04:59:11.600 That's,

04:59:12.820 that's racist.

04:59:14.160 Just kidding.

04:59:15.020 Do you date,

04:59:15.640 would you date an Asian guy?

04:59:17.680 I've dated a Filipino guy before.

04:59:20.340 Yeah,

04:59:20.500 that counts.

04:59:22.180 Yeah.

04:59:22.720 And you're dating an Asian guy.

04:59:24.840 Yeah.

04:59:25.640 Yeah.

04:59:25.980 What do you girls think about Asian women who refuse?

04:59:28.600 I don't refuse.

04:59:30.160 To date.

04:59:30.960 Okay,

04:59:31.180 fine,

04:59:31.380 fine,

04:59:31.500 fine.

04:59:31.980 What do you think about Asian women who refuse to date Asian men?

04:59:35.960 Thoughts on that?

04:59:36.680 I just prefer white guys.

04:59:39.460 I mean,

04:59:39.900 she just said she just prefers,

04:59:41.900 so.

04:59:42.320 That's her.

04:59:42.680 No,

04:59:43.020 but I'm,

04:59:43.440 I'm sorry,

04:59:44.020 Brian,

04:59:44.340 he did clarify on the super chat.

04:59:46.640 I'll get it.

04:59:46.960 He was talking about Bolshevik feminism.

04:59:48.840 My bad.

04:59:50.320 Okay.

04:59:51.720 So,

04:59:52.280 but the question still stands.

04:59:54.080 What do you think about Asian women who refuse to date Asian men?

04:59:58.700 Any thoughts there?

05:00:02.440 I mean,

05:00:03.200 personally,

05:00:03.680 like,

05:00:03.940 I'm not super attracted to Asian people.

05:00:07.940 They have to be like a specific.

05:00:10.260 Type of Asian?

05:00:11.120 Yeah,

05:00:11.500 like a specific look,

05:00:12.600 I guess.

05:00:13.300 Like Vietnamese guys?

05:00:15.040 No,

05:00:15.760 like not at like a particular,

05:00:17.260 like,

05:00:17.920 like race.

05:00:19.080 Or ethnicity.

05:00:20.780 But.

05:00:21.080 You only date like,

05:00:21.860 how is it?

05:00:22.460 Hmong?

05:00:23.180 How do you say it?

05:00:24.000 Yeah.

05:00:24.640 You only date the Hmong?

05:00:26.860 No,

05:00:27.220 just like,

05:00:28.260 if I think.

05:00:28.760 Or you're more of like a Laos.

05:00:30.300 If you're like Asian and I think you're cute.

05:00:32.220 Sorry,

05:00:32.480 sorry,

05:00:32.600 sorry.

05:00:32.820 Go ahead,

05:00:33.100 go ahead,

05:00:33.380 go ahead.

05:00:33.540 Like if you're Asian and I think you're cute,

05:00:35.400 like it doesn't have to do if you're like Korean,

05:00:37.760 Chinese or whatever.

05:00:38.620 I just think you're cute.

05:00:39.580 Oh,

05:00:39.740 okay.

05:00:40.360 Yeah.

05:00:41.300 Also,

05:00:41.740 like I'm,

05:00:42.640 I think I'm more particular on the type of Asian guys that I think are cute.

05:00:47.480 The type of,

05:00:48.400 and you don't mean like different type of,

05:00:50.780 you just mean like type of who they are as a person?

05:00:54.140 Or do you mean like type of Asian?

05:00:55.720 Like,

05:00:55.940 or type of Asian.

05:00:57.800 not type of Asian,

05:00:59.580 because I don't like necessarily have a type,

05:01:03.740 or I wouldn't say I like,

05:01:04.900 I'm drawn to certain Asian people.

05:01:07.340 It's just like,

05:01:07.860 if I think you're attractive,

05:01:08.720 then I think you're attractive.

05:01:09.480 Mm-hmm.

05:01:11.320 What about you?

05:01:13.160 Your boyfriend,

05:01:14.100 is he Chinese,

05:01:15.260 Korean,

05:01:15.760 Vietnamese?

05:01:16.320 He's Chinese and Portuguese.

05:01:18.400 Chinese and Portuguese.

05:01:19.260 Okay.

05:01:20.480 But what do you think about the women who refuse,

05:01:22.880 Asian women who refuse to date Asian men?

05:01:25.440 I mean,

05:01:25.860 that's their choice.

05:01:27.980 Hmm.

05:01:28.340 Okay.

05:01:28.980 That's fine.

05:01:29.480 Yeah.

05:01:29.700 I think they're really racist.

05:01:31.280 What's that?

05:01:31.940 I think they're really racist.

05:01:33.020 You think they're racist,

05:01:34.320 Maddie?

05:01:34.880 You think they're race traitors?

05:01:36.680 Yeah.

05:01:37.480 Sure.

05:01:37.880 But I thought you've never,

05:01:38.820 okay.

05:01:40.020 You're wrong.

05:01:42.460 Oh,

05:01:42.880 my bad.

05:01:43.580 Okay,

05:01:43.980 cool.

05:01:44.320 You just assumed that.

05:01:45.940 All right,

05:01:46.380 cool.

05:01:47.080 Moving on,

05:01:47.800 so we have,

05:01:48.400 oh,

05:01:48.580 Andrew,

05:01:48.840 did you want to address the chat?

05:01:50.360 Go ahead.

05:01:52.180 Oh.

05:01:53.780 Oh,

05:01:54.200 yeah,

05:01:54.360 I'm sorry.

05:01:54.740 So,

05:01:55.240 so when he was,

05:01:56.360 when he was referencing Eastern feminism,

05:01:59.120 he was talking about the distinction between Western feminists wanting like land liberation

05:02:04.580 and Eastern feminists being against that.

05:02:07.040 They were,

05:02:07.500 they're two different things,

05:02:08.900 but when I'm talking about feminism specifically in the case of this panel,

05:02:13.860 I'm talking about a rejection of patriarchal systems or modern feminism.

05:02:18.660 Okay.

05:02:22.320 Moving on in my pre-show notes here,

05:02:24.260 going to Amy.

05:02:25.660 So,

05:02:26.240 Amy,

05:02:26.480 you're a pilot,

05:02:27.120 a model,

05:02:27.660 and a high,

05:02:28.420 high-end companion.

05:02:30.820 So do you,

05:02:31.700 you consider yourself a sex worker?

05:02:34.720 So,

05:02:35.380 it's a funny thing.

05:02:36.400 According to the sex work community,

05:02:37.640 I'm not totally one,

05:02:40.800 but according to the general public,

05:02:42.380 I am.

05:02:43.020 So,

05:02:43.320 I guess it depends who you ask.

05:02:45.100 Can I have you just scoot your mic to the edge of the table,

05:02:47.420 like that corner?

05:02:48.560 All right.

05:02:49.140 Perfect.

05:02:49.700 Thank you.

05:02:49.960 Thank you.

05:02:50.300 When you say the general public,

05:02:52.640 I'm assuming that you mean more people when you say general public.

05:02:57.120 I mean,

05:02:57.980 I certainly haven't talked to anybody,

05:02:59.340 but I sort of,

05:03:00.380 yeah,

05:03:01.420 I date,

05:03:02.180 I am only attracted to wealthy,

05:03:04.220 generous men who provide for me.

05:03:05.500 That's all I've ever dated in my entire life.

05:03:07.360 It's all I ever would.

05:03:07.960 I'd rather be single than split bills.

05:03:11.220 So,

05:03:11.980 yeah,

05:03:12.200 that is how I like to live.

05:03:13.720 But,

05:03:14.080 like,

05:03:15.720 like,

05:03:16.560 right,

05:03:16.920 like escort type of women have told me that I don't qualify as one.

05:03:20.820 So,

05:03:21.160 I'm not sure why.

05:03:22.240 Do you not consider yourself an escort?

05:03:24.120 No,

05:03:24.600 they tell me that I don't qualify because I don't do the same stuff and live the same way.

05:03:29.280 But I am,

05:03:30.620 I very much think sex work should be decriminalized.

05:03:33.540 And I,

05:03:34.020 I think,

05:03:35.300 um,

05:03:35.780 even if you hate it,

05:03:36.720 the way we handle it in America is harmful.

05:03:38.620 And,

05:03:39.040 but that's a different discussion.

05:03:40.800 So,

05:03:40.920 uh,

05:03:41.960 I'm happy to get into that discussion.

05:03:43.540 But before we do,

05:03:45.220 um,

05:03:46.540 you,

05:03:46.920 you are,

05:03:48.140 I'm just curious,

05:03:49.400 what are you bringing to the table besides your body to these men who are taking care of you?

05:03:54.160 You'd have to ask them.

05:03:55.720 I'm asking you.

05:03:56.940 I don't know.

05:03:57.500 You'd have to ask them.

05:03:58.180 They're the ones who want to date me.

05:03:59.060 So from your perspective,

05:04:00.560 what do you bring?

05:04:01.780 Me.

05:04:03.660 So what does that mean?

05:04:06.860 I mean,

05:04:07.320 you'd have to ask someone who loves me why they love me.

05:04:09.400 I'm not a mind reader.

05:04:10.960 No,

05:04:11.300 I'm not asking you to be a mind reader.

05:04:12.800 I'm just asking you're,

05:04:14.120 you are on the other end of this relationship.

05:04:16.100 I assume you know what you bring to the table of the relationship,

05:04:18.840 right?

05:04:19.280 Somebody loves me then.

05:04:20.860 And I love them.

05:04:21.480 Then I keep dating them.

05:04:22.260 I don't really worry about the why.

05:04:24.460 So you don't know what you bring to the table.

05:04:26.440 I don't really give it that much consideration.

05:04:28.220 Well,

05:04:30.280 if you had to guess,

05:04:31.280 if you had to take the attributes you think that they're after the most,

05:04:34.200 what would you say they were?

05:04:35.560 Don't know.

05:04:36.760 I'm not a mind reader.

05:04:39.120 You've never even asked?

05:04:40.660 Never.

05:04:41.140 Nope.

05:04:42.020 You've never asked,

05:04:42.920 why do you love me?

05:04:43.860 No.

05:04:44.380 Why would I ask that?

05:04:44.980 You never asked,

05:04:45.620 why do you like me?

05:04:46.800 No.

05:04:47.500 That's an ink to ask that.

05:04:48.020 You never asked,

05:04:48.440 what are the things about me that you adore?

05:04:50.600 No.

05:04:50.900 Have you ever asked any of those questions?

05:04:52.340 I have not.

05:04:54.080 So then,

05:04:55.260 essentially,

05:04:55.800 you're just giving them sex,

05:04:56.780 and in exchange,

05:04:57.700 they're giving you money,

05:04:58.460 and that's it?

05:05:00.580 Hopefully not.

05:05:02.080 Well,

05:05:02.440 then what else is there?

05:05:04.740 I don't know.

05:05:05.840 You'd have to ask them.

05:05:07.180 I mean,

05:05:07.500 if you don't know,

05:05:08.400 then,

05:05:09.060 I mean,

05:05:09.700 I'm asking you.

05:05:10.640 You're on the other end of the relationship.

05:05:12.340 That's,

05:05:12.760 that's a,

05:05:13.580 that's kind of an odd answer,

05:05:14.800 right?

05:05:15.120 So,

05:05:15.780 if somebody were to say,

05:05:17.080 what do you bring to the table between you and your wife?

05:05:19.740 You say,

05:05:20.240 well,

05:05:20.480 you can ask my wife if they say,

05:05:22.060 well,

05:05:22.280 but I'm asking you,

05:05:23.080 what do you think you bring to the table?

05:05:25.100 I think I would have pretty good answers for what I think I bring to the table.

05:05:28.600 You don't have any?

05:05:29.980 No,

05:05:30.320 not for you.

05:05:31.740 What does that mean?

05:05:32.700 Not for me.

05:05:33.440 Does that mean you have answers for somebody else who's not me?

05:05:36.360 No.

05:05:37.900 No,

05:05:38.400 you don't have those either?

05:05:39.700 So,

05:05:39.960 you just don't have any answers at all?

05:05:41.720 Correct.

05:05:42.880 Okay.

05:05:45.020 Very good faith,

05:05:47.960 by the way.

05:05:50.040 I'm a little confused though,

05:05:51.240 because,

05:05:52.360 so you said you're a high-end companion,

05:05:55.340 but you don't,

05:05:57.380 just so I have this correct,

05:05:58.660 you don't consider yourself an escort?

05:06:01.800 I sort of thought it was similar with very much longer relationships,

05:06:05.820 but in the sense that I like men who provide for me.

05:06:09.340 So,

05:06:09.740 I thought I was,

05:06:10.660 kind of,

05:06:11.160 but with extremely long and deep relationships,

05:06:14.500 but,

05:06:14.680 but people in my industry say that I'm not,

05:06:17.260 so.

05:06:17.560 Yeah,

05:06:17.820 so.

05:06:18.100 I don't know what you would call me.

05:06:19.760 I don't really think about it a lot.

05:06:20.840 Because,

05:06:21.160 so you have a website,

05:06:22.940 it says,

05:06:23.440 world's most exclusive model.

05:06:25.520 All of that was written by my lawyers for SEO.

05:06:27.560 I've never actually read it,

05:06:28.460 so I don't know what it says.

05:06:29.560 Oh,

05:06:29.800 okay.

05:06:29.960 so I mean,

05:06:32.260 if a guy contacted you and wanted to go on a date with you,

05:06:35.760 aside from,

05:06:36.760 I guess,

05:06:36.980 paying for the meal,

05:06:38.400 I mean,

05:06:38.680 would you charge him for your time to like go on the date?

05:06:45.000 I would never date a guy who didn't provide enough for the vacation,

05:06:49.880 the outfit,

05:06:50.320 the wardrobe,

05:06:51.040 everything else too.

05:06:51.840 For a first date?

05:06:53.460 I mean,

05:06:54.040 yeah,

05:06:54.900 I,

05:06:55.180 I,

05:06:55.460 yeah,

05:06:55.600 so like you,

05:06:56.100 a new guy comes into the picture,

05:06:57.580 he's asking you out for the first time.

05:07:00.200 I guess,

05:07:00.760 what does he have to do for the date to actually occur?

05:07:04.680 I mean,

05:07:04.840 it's been years,

05:07:05.720 but many things,

05:07:06.620 I've got to like him a lot,

05:07:07.640 I've got to want to,

05:07:08.460 and yes,

05:07:08.800 he has to be very generous.

05:07:10.440 Yeah,

05:07:10.640 so when you say very generous,

05:07:11.940 though,

05:07:12.080 I'm looking for something a little more concrete.

05:07:14.580 Like,

05:07:14.840 so you mentioned like wardrobe,

05:07:16.300 he has to pay for clothes,

05:07:17.660 even on like first time eating,

05:07:19.000 he has to pay for your clothes?

05:07:21.260 It depends what the plans are.

05:07:22.840 I mean,

05:07:23.720 again,

05:07:24.160 he's taking you a nice steak dinner in New York.

05:07:27.700 Yeah,

05:07:28.100 I'm going to expect an outfit,

05:07:30.120 I'm going to expect shop,

05:07:30.940 like usually,

05:07:31.520 you know,

05:07:31.780 they send you to their personal shopper,

05:07:33.080 and then the car picks you up at 730,

05:07:34.420 and you know,

05:07:34.840 all the standard stuff.

05:07:35.740 It's pretty normal where I live.

05:07:37.380 Well,

05:07:37.520 can I ask this maybe a different way?

05:07:39.960 Let us assume for a second that you met an attractive man in an age bracket that you thought was fantastic.

05:07:47.140 He said,

05:07:47.880 listen,

05:07:48.600 I want our relationship to be purely material.

05:07:51.680 I just want to have sex with you,

05:07:53.500 and in exchange for that,

05:07:54.760 I'm going to take care of whatever it is your material needs,

05:07:57.940 are.

05:07:59.400 You wouldn't date him?

05:08:00.680 No,

05:08:00.980 that's vulgar,

05:08:01.640 and the answer would be no.

05:08:03.160 Well,

05:08:03.560 why is it vulgar?

05:08:05.140 You said purely material.

05:08:07.200 Yeah,

05:08:07.580 it's purely material.

05:08:08.600 Yeah,

05:08:08.860 that's not for me.

05:08:10.000 So then there's something additional to the material that is valuable,

05:08:13.420 right?

05:08:15.980 Yeah,

05:08:16.400 so what are those things about you that are additional to the material that are valuable?

05:08:19.720 For me to agree to go out with him,

05:08:23.000 I've got to like him,

05:08:23.820 and hopefully in a while I'll love him.

05:08:25.620 I know you like him,

05:08:26.220 all that's established.

05:08:27.460 Yeah.

05:08:27.720 But if the material itself is not the thing,

05:08:30.540 if there's additions to that from your perspective,

05:08:34.300 what are those additional things about you other than your body,

05:08:37.960 the material,

05:08:38.820 that you think they're interested in?

05:08:41.060 I don't know.

05:08:41.780 If he's asking me out,

05:08:42.500 I assume he's interested.

05:08:43.400 I'm more concerned with whether I want him or not.

05:08:45.460 By the way,

05:08:45.820 Andrew,

05:08:46.060 I sent you a text if you could check it really quick.

05:08:50.680 Wrigley Golddigger.

05:08:51.660 Thanks.

05:08:52.260 Yeah.

05:08:56.300 So,

05:08:57.420 I'm a little confused though.

05:09:04.660 Maybe it's just a question of definitions here.

05:09:08.400 Sorry,

05:09:08.880 I'm trying to get my notes pulled up,

05:09:10.100 but they're not coming.

05:09:10.740 I mean,

05:09:12.880 so you don't have clients?

05:09:14.960 It's been years.

05:09:16.740 So,

05:09:17.040 did you,

05:09:17.420 you used to then?

05:09:18.880 Like,

05:09:19.140 you don't,

05:09:20.480 are you,

05:09:21.160 I don't want to put words in your mouth,

05:09:22.820 but did you,

05:09:23.420 you,

05:09:23.620 did you used to escort?

05:09:25.360 I thought that was sort of similar,

05:09:27.740 but I've been told by that escort community that that is not what I am.

05:09:32.200 Okay.

05:09:33.920 Okay.

05:09:35.880 So,

05:09:36.500 there,

05:09:36.760 there's no,

05:09:37.460 like,

05:09:37.640 let's say you go on a first date with a guy.

05:09:40.360 Is he ever just giving,

05:09:42.020 like,

05:09:42.220 here's a thousand bucks.

05:09:43.640 No,

05:09:43.900 that'd be a bit reductionist for me.

05:09:45.840 I'd say,

05:09:46.200 I'd say no to that.

05:09:48.680 But you've never,

05:09:49.540 like,

05:09:50.440 you've never been on a first date where there was like a,

05:09:53.680 I'm not talking sex here.

05:09:54.740 I'm just talking like going out on the date where he just gave you like,

05:09:57.740 here's 5,000 bucks.

05:09:58.620 Here's a thousand bucks.

05:09:59.540 I've had men send me more than that and never meet me.

05:10:02.340 Tons of them.

05:10:03.280 So all,

05:10:03.720 all things happen.

05:10:05.500 Okay.

05:10:06.620 Um,

05:10:06.940 I have one,

05:10:07.520 uh,

05:10:07.700 one quick followup.

05:10:08.700 I was just curious about,

05:10:10.520 um,

05:10:11.200 I have a close friend of mine.

05:10:13.720 He's in the,

05:10:14.540 uh,

05:10:14.780 the chat on my end right now,

05:10:16.360 uh,

05:10:17.140 who's a pilot.

05:10:18.120 And he was just wondering if you could walk us through how you land a

05:10:20.740 plane.

05:10:21.800 What kind of plane?

05:10:24.500 Um,

05:10:25.180 any kind of plane.

05:10:26.320 Well,

05:10:26.480 they differ the over the gate speed is different based on the type of

05:10:29.360 aircraft.

05:10:29.800 Just pick one.

05:10:30.360 Yeah.

05:10:30.500 Pick whatever.

05:10:31.040 Piston,

05:10:31.520 turboprop jet,

05:10:32.860 like whichever one you want,

05:10:34.280 whichever one.

05:10:35.700 Well,

05:10:36.160 so you pick any,

05:10:37.020 you set up 45 to the downwind,

05:10:38.720 you set up turn base,

05:10:39.660 turn final.

05:10:40.220 There's things that happen during that.

05:10:41.540 And then you touch down wheels first,

05:10:43.640 then set the nose down.

05:10:45.420 There's yeah.

05:10:46.260 But I mean,

05:10:46.620 whether you do,

05:10:47.060 let's pretend,

05:10:47.760 pretend for a second,

05:10:48.560 I'm on a plane,

05:10:49.500 whatever plane you pick.

05:10:51.040 And I'm like,

05:10:51.820 I'm the passenger.

05:10:52.880 Hang on.

05:10:53.180 I'm the passenger.

05:10:54.360 Right.

05:10:55.100 And,

05:10:55.440 and I have to land this plane because the pilot like had a heart attack and

05:10:58.980 he died.

05:10:59.640 Then you're walking me through it.

05:11:01.040 What's the first thing I do?

05:11:02.640 First thing you're going to,

05:11:03.480 you're going to need to find where the push to talk is,

05:11:05.560 declare mayday.

05:11:06.340 They're going to give you progressive instructions.

05:11:08.320 You might be able to land it.

05:11:10.360 That'd be tough,

05:11:11.000 but yeah,

05:11:11.600 first you're going to need to talk to tower through it.

05:11:13.440 Mayday,

05:11:13.860 mayday.

05:11:14.620 I,

05:11:14.740 the plane's going down.

05:11:15.740 What do I do?

05:11:16.360 What's the next step?

05:11:17.400 You're going to have to talk to tower.

05:11:18.460 All this is going to come at you pretty fast,

05:11:19.960 faster in turbine than it is in piston.

05:11:22.080 But it depends on the type,

05:11:23.440 type of aircraft you're in.

05:11:24.920 If you have any other flight crew,

05:11:26.060 I would request.

05:11:26.840 It doesn't matter what it is.

05:11:27.680 It does matter.

05:11:28.700 It matters a lot.

05:11:29.320 I don't know.

05:11:29.620 It's that's not.

05:11:30.380 It matters a lot.

05:11:31.720 Okay.

05:11:32.040 Whichever pick one.

05:11:33.020 Doesn't matter which one.

05:11:33.980 Well,

05:11:34.200 the reason it matters a lot is because every,

05:11:35.900 all the variables change to pace,

05:11:37.340 depending on make and model.

05:11:38.240 Let's pick one.

05:11:39.160 Let's pick any of them,

05:11:40.440 whichever one you want.

05:11:41.280 Pick one.

05:11:41.640 Okay.

05:11:41.980 So like I said,

05:11:42.600 are you in the pattern?

05:11:43.460 Are you at 10 miles out on final approach?

05:11:45.380 Are you talking to center?

05:11:46.320 Are you talking to tower?

05:11:46.920 I don't know any of this.

05:11:48.080 I don't know.

05:11:48.440 You just asked me.

05:11:48.760 So I'm telling you how you fly a plane.

05:11:50.100 I'm just a guy in a plane trying to land it.

05:11:51.460 I'm terrified.

05:11:52.360 What do I do?

05:11:53.500 A bunch of stuff.

05:11:54.420 And you're going to need progressive instructions to try to live.

05:11:57.140 Okay.

05:11:57.480 So what do I do?

05:11:58.080 What's the first step?

05:11:59.840 It depends where you are.

05:12:02.240 So is there retractable gear?

05:12:03.960 Is there,

05:12:04.340 is the gear not retractable?

05:12:06.920 The gear is retractable.

05:12:08.440 Okay.

05:12:08.760 So it's at a certain point,

05:12:10.360 it's after you 45 to the downwind before you turn base,

05:12:13.360 you're going to have to put the gear down and you're going to declare mayday.

05:12:16.540 So they're going to give you the run.

05:12:17.360 Walk through it step by step.

05:12:18.400 Don't listen.

05:12:18.880 If you want me to talk,

05:12:19.820 you listen.

05:12:20.440 When I talk,

05:12:21.160 you listen.

05:12:21.860 Andrew,

05:12:22.340 are you,

05:12:22.600 are you thinking that she's not telling the truth about the pilot thing?

05:12:25.640 I'm pretty sure this all sounds legitimate.

05:12:27.260 I'm not saying anything.

05:12:28.820 I'm just wondering if you could walk me through it.

05:12:30.880 Cause at this pilot buddy of mine,

05:12:32.660 he's saying just ask her to walk you through how I land this plane step by step.

05:12:36.520 I mean,

05:12:36.760 that's all it sounds pretty legitimate to me,

05:12:38.720 Andrew.

05:12:39.060 I'm not saying it's not legitimate.

05:12:40.500 I'm just asking the question.

05:12:41.900 Every time I tell you how to fly a plane,

05:12:43.500 you interrupt me though.

05:12:44.120 When I speak,

05:12:44.680 you listen,

05:12:45.100 Andrew.

05:12:47.420 Okay.

05:12:47.800 I'm listening.

05:12:48.560 Great.

05:12:49.880 So first you're going to have to talk to people because you don't know how to fly a

05:12:52.500 plane.

05:12:52.760 So you're going to have to get instructions.

05:12:53.700 Otherwise you're going to die.

05:12:55.540 Then you're going to get a bunch of things to do in series.

05:12:57.620 There's speeds.

05:12:58.200 You need to be at,

05:12:58.680 there's pitches,

05:12:59.360 there's attitudes you need to be at.

05:13:01.460 If you can get them done fast enough before dying,

05:13:03.580 you might get it on the ground.

05:13:04.660 It ain't going to be pretty.

05:13:05.440 They're going to have the foam and the ambulances out.

05:13:07.860 They're going to give you the runway,

05:13:08.840 which is what made it does.

05:13:10.220 If you're further out than that,

05:13:11.400 you have more time to set it up,

05:13:12.460 but it depends where you are,

05:13:13.820 how close you are.

05:13:14.500 They're probably going to extend your downwind,

05:13:16.300 you know,

05:13:16.560 give you lots of time to try to save your own life.

05:13:18.960 And then after you land,

05:13:20.000 you know,

05:13:20.220 if it,

05:13:20.680 it depends if it has like reverse thrusters or brakes or what the,

05:13:24.520 what the plane has,

05:13:25.160 they're all different kind of like cars.

05:13:26.760 And so you're going to have to slow down and taxi off if you're not dead by

05:13:30.500 then.

05:13:30.760 So,

05:13:31.260 uh,

05:13:32.100 you know,

05:13:33.320 there's,

05:13:33.640 there's a,

05:13:34.160 there's a procedure.

05:13:34.780 They'll walk you through as quick as they can and you'll try to live.

05:13:36.760 So there you go.

05:13:39.720 Andrew,

05:13:44.400 I don't doubt her bona fides here.

05:13:46.100 So,

05:13:46.280 I mean,

05:13:46.620 what's,

05:13:47.080 what's the,

05:13:47.680 uh,

05:13:47.940 well,

05:13:49.760 I mean,

05:13:50.080 I,

05:13:50.260 I,

05:13:50.600 I,

05:13:51.100 I'm just going to be completely honest here.

05:13:53.680 I,

05:13:54.140 I don't feel like she said anything.

05:13:56.500 I feel like if I was going to explain to a person in a video game,

05:13:59.960 how you play a video game,

05:14:01.300 it'd be like,

05:14:01.740 press X,

05:14:02.480 then Y,

05:14:03.140 then X,

05:14:03.860 then Y,

05:14:04.540 then this,

05:14:05.100 then that.

05:14:05.600 Right.

05:14:06.140 I'm just wondering if you could just walk me through step by step.

05:14:09.120 But whatever scenario you come up with,

05:14:11.420 you can come up with whatever scenario you want in whatever demographic you want,

05:14:15.720 in whatever city you want that I'm going down over and how you would instruct a person

05:14:20.760 to land a plane.

05:14:21.620 That's all.

05:14:21.860 Why is this man so mean to me?

05:14:23.180 I did nothing to him.

05:14:24.180 I am not mean to you.

05:14:25.420 I'm just curious.

05:14:26.840 I'm finished talking to you.

05:14:28.760 Okay.

05:14:32.920 Hold on.

05:14:33.640 Wait.

05:14:35.040 There's a sound.

05:14:35.800 It's too late now.

05:14:37.840 Oh,

05:14:38.260 good.

05:14:38.580 All right.

05:14:38.920 There you go,

05:14:39.500 folks.

05:14:40.000 You know,

05:14:40.480 we're talking about aviation here.

05:14:42.080 It's the,

05:14:42.500 well,

05:14:42.640 welcome to the whatever aviation podcast.

05:14:45.500 Really scintillating.

05:14:46.580 You know,

05:14:48.060 I'm me personally.

05:14:50.140 I,

05:14:50.800 I'm not a big fan of flying.

05:14:52.020 No offense.

05:14:52.760 I get headaches.

05:14:55.140 The altitude altitude.

05:14:57.740 Anyways.

05:14:58.220 All right.

05:14:58.620 We just learned how to freaking land a plane.

05:15:01.160 Thank you.

05:15:02.380 Um,

05:15:02.700 I,

05:15:02.940 cause like,

05:15:03.820 anyways,

05:15:04.080 going back to this.

05:15:04.800 So I saw a clip on your Instagram,

05:15:06.600 like you were on another podcast and they were asking you like something about money.

05:15:10.400 And you're saying,

05:15:10.980 well,

05:15:11.480 I got like 20 K from this guy and 30 K from this guy.

05:15:15.080 And,

05:15:15.540 but these were like men you were dating over the period of time or even some,

05:15:19.120 I think you said,

05:15:19.720 uh,

05:15:20.440 some men you weren't,

05:15:21.320 you haven't even met in person.

05:15:22.360 They're just sending you money.

05:15:23.440 Yeah.

05:15:23.600 That happens a lot.

05:15:24.520 It's weird,

05:15:25.080 but that does happen.

05:15:25.900 And like how,

05:15:26.400 how do they get like,

05:15:27.160 they slide into the DMS or.

05:15:28.920 Yeah.

05:15:29.280 Or,

05:15:29.720 um,

05:15:30.120 your website or your socials or your YouTube,

05:15:32.560 you know,

05:15:32.760 all the stuff and they want to give you money.

05:15:34.800 It's interesting.

05:15:35.880 Of the guys who you've never met in person.

05:15:38.320 What's the biggest amount that a dude sent you that,

05:15:43.740 that you never met him.

05:15:44.820 He's just like,

05:15:45.640 I love you,

05:15:46.600 Amy.

05:15:47.460 Here's some money.

05:15:48.620 It's weird,

05:15:49.280 right?

05:15:49.620 Um,

05:15:50.160 you know,

05:15:50.860 but fin dom,

05:15:51.800 the fin subs,

05:15:52.460 this is their thing.

05:15:53.080 Oh,

05:15:53.180 you're doing like the fin dom thing.

05:15:54.400 Not formally,

05:15:55.040 but it happens anyway,

05:15:55.840 I guess.

05:15:56.440 Um,

05:15:56.840 okay.

05:15:57.140 And it's super weird.

05:15:57.820 They'll send you the biggest thing.

05:16:00.280 It's a lot.

05:16:01.060 It's a healthy six figures.

05:16:03.220 Six,

05:16:03.780 like in one transaction.

05:16:05.500 Yes.

05:16:05.780 Some dude sent you like a bit,

05:16:07.440 like two Bitcoin or some shit.

05:16:08.900 Any Bitcoin that you ever received crypto?

05:16:10.740 No,

05:16:11.200 no crypto.

05:16:11.860 No,

05:16:12.040 I wouldn't be against it,

05:16:12.820 but no,

05:16:13.120 it was,

05:16:13.540 you're open to crypto and have the government got half of it.

05:16:15.900 Cause it's income.

05:16:18.500 Okay.

05:16:19.160 You're welcome.

05:16:19.920 State and feds.

05:16:22.420 So no,

05:16:23.180 it's income,

05:16:23.840 right?

05:16:24.100 I thought if you write it as,

05:16:25.040 do you know any like the gift exemption,

05:16:26.740 I think this year is like 12 or 14 grand.

05:16:28.680 I'd have to look up with the IRS.

05:16:30.140 So it's more than that.

05:16:30.920 So I don't mess with tax fraud.

05:16:33.140 I'm afraid of the government.

05:16:34.240 Fair enough.

05:16:34.800 Do you know any like gay dudes that like just send people money without meeting them?

05:16:38.860 Right?

05:16:39.340 Cause I'll,

05:16:39.780 I'll take some,

05:16:40.380 a couple of bucks.

05:16:41.100 You should,

05:16:41.840 sir.

05:16:42.160 Throw me a few,

05:16:43.160 a few dollars.

05:16:44.360 You should.

05:16:45.260 As long as I don't have to meet them like shit.

05:16:47.480 I mean,

05:16:47.640 that's kind of what you're getting right now with the.

05:16:50.000 Whoa,

05:16:50.320 wait,

05:16:50.680 holy shit.

05:16:51.480 That's kind of true.

05:16:52.920 Very good.

05:16:53.540 There's a couple of women.

05:16:54.400 There's a couple of women.

05:16:55.260 Yo,

05:16:55.620 ladies,

05:16:56.120 ladies,

05:16:56.920 I need a couple of ladies to throw through a couple of TTSs.

05:17:00.300 Okay.

05:17:00.680 How do you know it's not ladies behind the screen?

05:17:02.540 There's some,

05:17:03.000 we got some,

05:17:04.260 it's just the names beat in cheeks.

05:17:06.580 Probably a dude.

05:17:08.440 Probably a dude.

05:17:10.060 Probably a guy.

05:17:11.020 But,

05:17:11.280 uh,

05:17:11.540 okay.

05:17:11.740 So also I don't know if I can you in your pre-show messages,

05:17:15.580 you said you previously worked in two industries.

05:17:18.120 Are we at Liberty to mention those?

05:17:20.440 After undergrad,

05:17:21.900 I did my undergrad at Cal and I worked in biotech for a couple of years.

05:17:25.720 And then I did an MBA in LA and I worked in oil.

05:17:28.760 Okay.

05:17:29.160 Gotcha.

05:17:29.600 Yo,

05:17:29.760 thank you,

05:17:30.080 AB check.

05:17:30.480 Appreciate it.

05:17:31.060 Like,

05:17:31.360 uh,

05:17:32.060 oil.

05:17:32.580 What,

05:17:32.820 when you say you were,

05:17:33.260 I was in the investor relations of a small oil company that we took public and then sold.

05:17:37.480 Gotcha.

05:17:38.620 Uh,

05:17:39.140 huh.

05:17:39.560 Wait,

05:17:39.940 question really quick.

05:17:40.820 Going back to the whole,

05:17:41.560 like dude sending you money and stuff.

05:17:43.540 What about like,

05:17:44.380 including the guys you've met?

05:17:45.560 What's the biggest like one time transaction that you've gotten from a dude?

05:17:51.140 I mean,

05:17:52.300 the men that I've dated for years.

05:17:53.960 Yeah.

05:17:54.500 It's been tons over the years.

05:17:56.500 I haven't counted.

05:17:57.760 Wait,

05:17:57.900 can you tell us like from,

05:17:59.420 from,

05:17:59.640 uh,

05:18:00.780 total collectively from one,

05:18:02.560 the,

05:18:03.080 from one guy,

05:18:03.860 what's the most collectively?

05:18:05.720 I don't know.

05:18:06.600 Like seven figures.

05:18:07.640 Oh,

05:18:07.680 sure.

05:18:08.280 Any eight figures or no?

05:18:09.240 No.

05:18:09.760 Seven figures though.

05:18:10.640 Yeah,

05:18:10.860 probably not eight,

05:18:11.860 but seven.

05:18:12.560 Yeah.

05:18:12.600 Mid or low?

05:18:13.980 I don't know.

05:18:14.440 I've got to,

05:18:14.960 I can get back to you on it.

05:18:15.820 Get back to me.

05:18:16.340 Okay.

05:18:16.840 Uh,

05:18:17.360 and then total,

05:18:19.540 total,

05:18:20.140 all men total.

05:18:23.020 If you had to say how much you've made total from,

05:18:25.900 again,

05:18:26.440 state and feds got half of it.

05:18:28.440 Let's say pre pre-tax.

05:18:30.640 It's a lot.

05:18:31.900 Eight figures total.

05:18:33.620 Yeah.

05:18:35.300 Nine figures or probably not.

05:18:36.860 I wish.

05:18:37.440 That'd be nice.

05:18:38.580 I would not be here.

05:18:39.140 I'd be on an island somewhere.

05:18:39.580 You'd have to send me a couple,

05:18:40.740 a couple bucks there.

05:18:41.580 Okay.

05:18:41.780 I would have a bigger plane.

05:18:42.620 Um,

05:18:43.000 so you said that,

05:18:44.500 on some issues you're a bit more liberal.

05:18:47.120 Oh,

05:18:47.220 we should have gotten to this while Charlie was here.

05:18:48.560 In any case,

05:18:49.280 you said that some issues you're perhaps a bit more liberal.

05:18:51.520 So like abortion,

05:18:52.520 labor rights,

05:18:53.380 uh,

05:18:54.740 on others like marriage and family,

05:18:56.160 you're a bit more,

05:18:57.300 maybe more traditional.

05:18:59.840 Yeah.

05:19:00.320 The,

05:19:00.480 I think most people peg me as traditional because I like men to provide and women to stay feminine

05:19:05.320 and all that.

05:19:06.500 Um,

05:19:06.820 but I don't have any problem with people who don't want that.

05:19:10.100 Uh,

05:19:10.500 again,

05:19:10.760 I like people to live the way they want.

05:19:12.600 I'm kind of a libertarian in that way.

05:19:14.640 And then when I said about abortion rights,

05:19:16.760 I think abortion is a tragedy.

05:19:18.080 I'd like to see zero of it,

05:19:19.420 but I just don't think like many other things,

05:19:21.540 I don't think we can criminalize our way out of it.

05:19:24.320 So that's why I said abortion rights,

05:19:25.860 not because I sort of love abortion.

05:19:27.600 I think it's a tragedy.

05:19:28.960 Sure.

05:19:29.520 Um,

05:19:29.840 I,

05:19:30.460 I perhaps want to offer a little pushback here.

05:19:33.060 I mean,

05:19:33.240 you said you're a little bit on the more traditional side with marriage and family.

05:19:36.620 Maybe this is like on the macro level,

05:19:38.960 you view,

05:19:39.500 you do acknowledge that,

05:19:41.040 uh,

05:19:41.700 marriage family,

05:19:42.400 that's best for society.

05:19:43.380 But in your individual case,

05:19:44.960 you said that like you're currently,

05:19:46.480 you've been in like two long-term relationships for 18 years.

05:19:50.280 I mean,

05:19:50.660 I'm assuming you don't acknowledge like those aren't,

05:19:53.480 that's not a traditional dynamic.

05:19:55.720 Yeah.

05:19:55.800 I'm not married to either of them.

05:19:57.120 Right.

05:19:58.020 And so I guess,

05:19:59.200 how do you kind of reconcile that the whole traditional thing,

05:20:05.820 but you're dating.

05:20:08.700 I suspect.

05:20:09.380 Well,

05:20:09.500 that's why I said some things I feel,

05:20:10.860 I mean,

05:20:11.640 I don't know what to,

05:20:12.500 what would you call it?

05:20:13.560 Feminist.

05:20:14.080 If I like men to provide,

05:20:15.640 I wouldn't call it feminist.

05:20:16.960 So well,

05:20:17.360 so I enjoy my femininity.

05:20:20.860 I do some of the things that are sort of masculine,

05:20:22.840 right?

05:20:22.960 I shoot guns and fly planes and that's kind of ascribed to men.

05:20:25.720 So,

05:20:26.340 um,

05:20:27.300 but you're correct.

05:20:28.960 I'm not married.

05:20:30.240 That's for some reasons I'm not going to discuss on the show,

05:20:32.340 but,

05:20:32.580 um,

05:20:33.080 uh,

05:20:34.140 but I'm not anti marriage.

05:20:35.640 I think if people want to get married,

05:20:37.140 they should.

05:20:37.380 What kind of,

05:20:37.760 what kind of guns do you like to shoot?

05:20:40.420 Uh,

05:20:40.740 I used to own a Glock 17.

05:20:42.440 I don't,

05:20:42.820 I don't own that right now.

05:20:44.120 Um,

05:20:44.600 but I go to Tiro Segno sometimes in Manhattan.

05:20:46.800 If you behave better,

05:20:47.880 you can come.

05:20:48.380 It's a private club.

05:20:48.980 If you're ever in Manhattan.

05:20:50.100 Yeah.

05:20:50.320 Andrew,

05:20:50.620 if you behave better,

05:20:52.080 she'll take you shooting with her.

05:20:55.060 Andrew's a gun instructor,

05:20:56.200 by the way.

05:20:56.600 You can't go to Tiro Segno without me.

05:20:58.820 I'm a gun enthusiast myself.

05:21:00.500 So I was just curious what type of guns you like to shoot.

05:21:03.340 Yeah.

05:21:03.480 I mean,

05:21:03.640 I've shot all kinds.

05:21:04.680 So,

05:21:04.900 you know,

05:21:05.260 Manhattan,

05:21:06.000 the,

05:21:06.240 the gun ranges limit you to a 22,

05:21:08.100 which really sucks except for Tiro Segno.

05:21:09.620 Cause it's private,

05:21:10.220 but,

05:21:11.100 um,

05:21:11.380 we can go over to New Jersey and shoot cooler stuff.

05:21:14.020 So,

05:21:14.640 but I've shot,

05:21:15.180 you know,

05:21:15.320 I used to love to go to Oak tree when I lived here in Southern California.

05:21:17.740 It's a great gun range,

05:21:19.220 um,

05:21:20.020 North of the city.

05:21:21.200 And,

05:21:21.640 uh,

05:21:21.800 and you can shoot all kinds of stuff.

05:21:23.180 They have skeet,

05:21:23.820 trap,

05:21:24.120 clay,

05:21:24.780 pistol,

05:21:25.160 everything.

05:21:26.380 What's your,

05:21:27.080 do you,

05:21:27.320 have you ever shot trap?

05:21:29.040 Badly?

05:21:29.500 Yes.

05:21:30.320 Yeah.

05:21:30.720 What's your,

05:21:31.300 uh,

05:21:31.420 what's your favorite trap shotgun?

05:21:33.300 They give you a series of rifles and I don't know much about rifles,

05:21:36.420 so I wouldn't be able to tell you what brand they were.

05:21:38.760 I mean,

05:21:38.980 you're not shooting trap with a rifle,

05:21:40.400 right?

05:21:41.080 Uh,

05:21:41.540 the thing that goes,

05:21:42.720 well,

05:21:42.880 what's it called?

05:21:43.640 A squirrel that goes across the ground and the thing that shoots in the air.

05:21:47.480 That's not trap skeet.

05:21:49.420 No,

05:21:49.780 that's skeet,

05:21:50.380 but you're not going to do that with a rifle.

05:21:52.600 Uh,

05:21:52.960 I don't know.

05:21:53.500 What is that long gun thing that they give you at Oak tree?

05:21:55.460 I don't know what it is then.

05:21:56.940 Yeah.

05:21:57.260 I don't know either.

05:21:58.460 Okay.

05:21:58.800 Whatever it was.

05:22:00.360 Yeah.

05:22:00.900 Fair enough.

05:22:01.940 You also said,

05:22:02.520 I was just curious.

05:22:03.860 You also said that you are a,

05:22:06.720 you mentioned this during earlier with Charlie Kirk,

05:22:08.760 an unabashed gold digger.

05:22:11.300 Or you like men to protect and provide.

05:22:14.300 Um,

05:22:15.180 do you think women should,

05:22:17.120 all women should be unabashed gold diggers?

05:22:20.120 Absolutely not.

05:22:21.180 Okay.

05:22:21.720 I don't think all women should do anything I say to do.

05:22:24.380 Okay.

05:22:24.700 That's fair.

05:22:25.460 That's fair.

05:22:25.860 Uh,

05:22:27.440 have you always been an unabashed gold digger?

05:22:30.600 Like even at like 18,

05:22:31.620 19,

05:22:32.140 or did you have?

05:22:33.180 Yeah.

05:22:33.400 The first,

05:22:34.080 uh,

05:22:34.480 boy,

05:22:34.880 I did it at 18.

05:22:35.680 Yes.

05:22:36.120 Was wealthy and did,

05:22:37.200 was very generous.

05:22:37.940 Yeah.

05:22:38.240 It's sort of what,

05:22:39.160 what,

05:22:39.860 what I went,

05:22:40.380 it's a,

05:22:40.680 call it a kink.

05:22:41.960 Okay.

05:22:42.860 All right.

05:22:44.320 Uh,

05:22:45.160 all right.

05:22:46.520 Andrew,

05:22:46.920 any thoughts there on the,

05:22:47.960 on the bashed gold digger thing?

05:22:50.800 No,

05:22:51.180 I was just,

05:22:51.720 well,

05:22:51.980 I'm,

05:22:52.220 I don't know why it's so adversarial.

05:22:54.440 I'm just,

05:22:54.960 I'm actually just trying to kind of figure out,

05:22:57.060 uh,

05:22:57.420 your positions on things,

05:22:58.640 kind of what your history is that you're presenting.

05:23:00.940 I'm not even trying to make it adversarial.

05:23:02.880 I'm just trying to kind of figure this out.

05:23:04.760 So,

05:23:05.940 um,

05:23:06.480 but I,

05:23:06.960 I really can't if,

05:23:08.120 if every question I ask you,

05:23:09.660 you just kind of don't answer.

05:23:11.040 I don't,

05:23:11.220 I don't know.

05:23:12.040 I don't,

05:23:12.440 I don't really know where to go from there,

05:23:13.780 honestly.

05:23:17.960 You know,

05:23:18.580 like if I ask you honest questions about the gold digging thing,

05:23:22.260 are you,

05:23:22.700 are you going to answer them?

05:23:23.840 Or are you just going to be like,

05:23:24.660 well,

05:23:25.580 I don't know,

05:23:25.940 ask them.

05:23:26.820 Like,

05:23:27.120 I mean,

05:23:27.360 obviously you have some,

05:23:28.800 some idea of what it is that men see in you or wanting you or something like this.

05:23:33.560 Right.

05:23:33.840 You just kind of claim,

05:23:35.160 well,

05:23:35.260 I have no,

05:23:35.820 no clue.

05:23:36.400 I've just never thought about it in 18 years.

05:23:38.800 I mean,

05:23:39.220 does that,

05:23:39.760 does that even really sound reasonable to you or?

05:23:42.420 Yes,

05:23:42.620 it does.

05:23:43.600 It does.

05:23:44.280 Okay.

05:23:44.540 Well then I don't,

05:23:45.720 I don't know what to do with that answer.

05:23:47.680 Cool.

05:23:48.300 Later.

05:23:51.820 Okay.

05:23:53.840 I don't like him.

05:23:59.960 We'll get to that in a sec.

05:24:02.160 You,

05:24:02.580 what the hell did I do?

05:24:03.660 I mean,

05:24:03.960 it just,

05:24:04.580 I'm really just asking you very basic.

05:24:06.500 I don't know why you're so upset with me.

05:24:08.100 What the hell did I do to you?

05:24:09.400 Next.

05:24:12.340 You don't,

05:24:12.920 you don't know.

05:24:13.320 You just,

05:24:14.160 maybe,

05:24:14.360 maybe it's the face.

05:24:15.120 You just don't like the face.

05:24:16.240 It could just be the face.

05:24:17.440 Sometimes people just are like,

05:24:18.580 I just don't like your fucking face.

05:24:20.540 Right.

05:24:20.900 It could just be that.

05:24:21.860 Right.

05:24:22.740 Could be.

05:24:23.380 Who knows?

05:24:23.860 I don't,

05:24:24.260 I don't know exactly what I've done to you.

05:24:25.740 I've been,

05:24:26.040 I've been very polite.

05:24:27.020 I've just asked you some basic questions.

05:24:30.340 I might've been.

05:24:30.940 I mean,

05:24:31.220 unless you can kind of point to something that I said,

05:24:33.440 which was horrendously offensive.

05:24:35.340 I don't remember in our DMS,

05:24:37.180 Brian,

05:24:37.340 when I said about 17 times that I came here not to argue.

05:24:41.060 Is he,

05:24:41.540 you've been arguing,

05:24:42.400 Andrew?

05:24:42.760 Have you been arguing,

05:24:43.720 Andrew?

05:24:44.140 I don't even feel like,

05:24:44.960 I feel like I've just asked some basic.

05:24:46.540 I don't feel like we've argued about anything.

05:24:48.740 Honestly,

05:24:49.300 I've just asked a few questions.

05:24:51.580 Okay.

05:24:53.160 Okay.

05:24:54.260 So you wanted to talk about aging and dating.

05:24:59.080 Did I say that?

05:25:00.320 We don't have to.

05:25:01.820 I think you said that.

05:25:03.120 Maybe.

05:25:03.560 Can't remember.

05:25:04.460 Okay.

05:25:04.920 But we don't have to.

05:25:06.820 And then in the DMS,

05:25:08.520 since you brought that up,

05:25:11.360 you said you,

05:25:13.060 I'm trying to think of this as like disagreements.

05:25:14.760 You said some of the enraged stuff is hard to watch.

05:25:18.540 I think life's too short to be upside online.

05:25:20.720 I tend to agree with that.

05:25:22.140 You think being mean to people doesn't help the world.

05:25:25.360 So I don't like any of the clips where people are being cruel.

05:25:28.660 Maybe that's it,

05:25:29.300 Andrew.

05:25:29.600 She saw,

05:25:29.960 she saw some of your cruel clips,

05:25:32.560 but that's just me.

05:25:34.520 So you said you've seen some pretty cruel episodes.

05:25:38.720 Some are a bit nasty.

05:25:40.920 You said you find it very cruel and rage clickbaity.

05:25:44.280 I realize that makes money,

05:25:45.620 but it makes you sad.

05:25:47.080 The juvenile rage stuff is kind of pathetic.

05:25:49.680 It's a show that can be so very mean and cruel.

05:25:52.760 The show is often very antagonistic towards the women.

05:25:56.360 I just,

05:25:56.880 I guess I wanted to get a better sense of what specifically,

05:26:01.160 if you can articulate specifically,

05:26:03.940 what is cruel or what you found cruel or mean or nasty.

05:26:10.020 I can't recall.

05:26:12.420 The algorithm probably showed me the most incendiary stuff.

05:26:15.200 Cause that's how the algorithms work.

05:26:16.860 But when I tried to,

05:26:18.040 well,

05:26:18.160 I had never heard of you and the assistant connected us.

05:26:21.460 And then you asked me,

05:26:23.020 this is Andrew Wilson,

05:26:23.960 right?

05:26:24.080 You asked me if I wanted to go in with Andrew Wilson and I told you,

05:26:26.400 I don't know who that is.

05:26:27.700 Yeah.

05:26:28.380 But,

05:26:28.820 and then you asked about Charlie Kirk.

05:26:31.220 I also didn't know who that is.

05:26:32.560 Now I do.

05:26:33.460 Okay.

05:26:33.720 Um,

05:26:34.080 so I watched some stuff in,

05:26:36.280 in before coming here and some of it was,

05:26:39.580 I don't know,

05:26:40.200 just kind of maybe,

05:26:41.800 you know,

05:26:42.500 wasn't my cup of tea.

05:26:45.460 But like,

05:26:46.120 can you be more specific?

05:26:48.100 I cannot recall.

05:26:49.040 It was just pretty,

05:26:50.300 uh,

05:26:51.280 I don't know.

05:26:52.040 Like,

05:26:52.340 yeah.

05:26:53.000 Click baby kind of stuff.

05:26:54.620 But I understand that that sells.

05:26:56.240 I'm,

05:26:56.580 you know,

05:26:56.900 no judgment.

05:26:58.460 But I guess,

05:26:59.420 oh,

05:26:59.700 firework.

05:27:01.680 Like,

05:27:02.140 cause you said that you,

05:27:03.400 okay.

05:27:03.520 In the DMs,

05:27:03.980 you said you saw a lot of poor young women being verbally abused.

05:27:08.080 Uh,

05:27:08.420 that's,

05:27:08.840 I mean,

05:27:10.200 so I guess what specifically did I,

05:27:12.020 or someone else say,

05:27:12.920 in this case,

05:27:13.360 Andrew,

05:27:14.220 say that you deemed verbally abusive?

05:27:16.720 I can't recall.

05:27:17.460 I'd have to go back and try to find it again.

05:27:19.700 Uh,

05:27:20.160 what was,

05:27:20.680 you don't need to give it verbatim,

05:27:22.320 but what was the general?

05:27:25.600 I do not.

05:27:26.620 I just,

05:27:27.060 I do not recall without,

05:27:28.280 if you had told me to save it or send it to you,

05:27:30.240 you'd have it.

05:27:31.440 So.

05:27:32.160 Okay.

05:27:32.520 Do you feel like Charlie Kirk was verbally abusive?

05:27:37.080 No,

05:27:37.360 I was shocked how elegant and well-mannered he was today.

05:27:40.020 That was lovely.

05:27:41.160 Okay.

05:27:43.340 Yeah,

05:27:43.760 he was,

05:27:43.980 he was kind of,

05:27:44.580 he was kind of simping a little bit.

05:27:46.120 No,

05:27:46.600 Andrew,

05:27:47.040 don't say that.

05:27:48.760 Don't say that.

05:27:50.780 Um,

05:27:51.220 okay.

05:27:53.980 Look at her.

05:27:54.500 She laughed.

05:27:55.040 She knew.

05:27:55.580 She was like,

05:27:56.560 yeah,

05:27:56.760 he was kind of simping a little bit.

05:27:58.340 I saw you over there.

05:28:00.040 You know,

05:28:00.360 which one I'm talking to.

05:28:03.560 Yeah,

05:28:03.960 there we go.

05:28:06.260 Yeah,

05:28:06.880 no chance.

05:28:09.260 Uh,

05:28:09.780 well,

05:28:10.540 again,

05:28:10.920 I mean,

05:28:11.160 I would like to get a bit more of a precise answer again.

05:28:14.540 Like,

05:28:15.300 I'm sorry.

05:28:16.380 I don't have one for you,

05:28:17.280 but I can try to go back and find it,

05:28:20.160 send it to you next week.

05:28:21.040 But I don't recall right now.

05:28:22.260 Sure.

05:28:22.800 We could do that.

05:28:23.720 We could like post show react to it.

05:28:26.340 I guess,

05:28:26.760 uh,

05:28:27.500 it's typically better to have these conversations in person,

05:28:29.560 but,

05:28:30.360 uh,

05:28:31.380 what?

05:28:33.820 So I guess,

05:28:34.240 what constitutes a verbal abuse?

05:28:38.660 That,

05:28:39.160 you know,

05:28:39.360 might've been hyperbolic to use that phrase.

05:28:41.060 I was just typing in DMS,

05:28:42.500 but,

05:28:42.860 um,

05:28:43.020 I just don't think that being nasty is cute or funny or edgy or interesting.

05:28:47.280 I think being kind and helpful and looking for solutions and being positive is better for everyone involved.

05:28:52.080 I think,

05:28:52.560 I think being nasty is boring.

05:28:54.240 I just think it's boring.

05:28:55.240 So the tone?

05:28:57.300 Is it like the tone?

05:28:59.880 Maybe.

05:29:00.780 I don't,

05:29:01.140 and maybe the words and maybe the attitude,

05:29:03.540 body language,

05:29:04.160 a million things.

05:29:05.020 I just don't,

05:29:05.620 I don't think being nasty is sort of interesting.

05:29:09.740 Well,

05:29:10.300 I'm kind of,

05:29:10.680 I'm giving you the,

05:29:12.320 giving you the floor to air your,

05:29:15.260 uh,

05:29:16.380 either real or perceived grievances when it comes to,

05:29:20.000 huh?

05:29:20.900 It's,

05:29:21.380 it's your show.

05:29:22.740 You're the boss.

05:29:24.620 Well,

05:29:25.100 yeah,

05:29:25.240 that,

05:29:25.460 no,

05:29:25.580 that's what I'm interested in talking about.

05:29:26.820 I like to hear people's criticisms of the show so I can potentially,

05:29:29.760 uh,

05:29:33.040 I know when to tell you what to do.

05:29:34.920 This is your project and you should do as you see fit.

05:29:37.040 You should not do what I think you should do.

05:29:40.000 Well,

05:29:40.380 I'm not,

05:29:40.860 I'm not seeking advice necessarily.

05:29:43.660 I'm seeking out what your criticisms are so that I can engage with them.

05:29:48.760 Yeah.

05:29:49.160 I think some of the stuff that popped up first on YouTube was sort of ugly and I don't know.

05:29:55.400 Do you recall any singular?

05:29:57.760 Again,

05:29:58.240 I don't remember which videos I'll have to go back and look at.

05:30:00.400 Well,

05:30:00.520 I don't need it verbatim,

05:30:01.540 but what was the general,

05:30:04.920 give me something here to work with.

05:30:07.040 Just cruel,

05:30:08.120 you know?

05:30:08.920 Okay.

05:30:09.220 But when you say cruel,

05:30:10.360 that has,

05:30:10.860 I'm going to prod a little bit.

05:30:12.960 I'd like to know.

05:30:13.460 To make people angry for clicks and likes and money is sort of icky,

05:30:18.480 right?

05:30:18.800 It's icky.

05:30:20.360 Well,

05:30:20.800 my goal is never to try to make somebody angry,

05:30:22.780 but,

05:30:23.240 um,

05:30:24.500 what's,

05:30:25.080 can you,

05:30:25.980 what generally was said?

05:30:29.000 Just a lot of trolling type of behavior,

05:30:31.220 which I just don't,

05:30:32.180 I'm,

05:30:32.580 you know,

05:30:32.920 I'll be 48 in a few months.

05:30:34.400 I just,

05:30:35.040 we didn't have this when I was younger.

05:30:37.300 I,

05:30:37.920 we didn't sort of rage bait and things.

05:30:40.980 I just,

05:30:41.540 I,

05:30:41.740 it's not my,

05:30:42.520 it's not my favorite thing.

05:30:43.900 I do a lot of broadcasting,

05:30:44.860 but it's always very positive.

05:30:46.000 A lot of comedians,

05:30:46.820 a lot of positive stuff.

05:30:47.700 I like,

05:30:48.360 I just think kindness is cooler and more interesting.

05:30:51.640 That's all.

05:30:52.280 Okay.

05:30:52.460 But what,

05:30:52.880 so again,

05:30:53.320 I'm,

05:30:53.560 I'm looking for specifics here.

05:30:54.800 I understand.

05:30:55.240 And I've told you like six times I don't have them.

05:30:57.000 What is rage baiting?

05:30:58.140 What is cruel?

05:30:59.340 What is verbally abusive?

05:31:02.140 I think trolling.

05:31:03.160 I think your friend here is kind of nasty.

05:31:08.640 Okay.

05:31:09.180 How is he?

05:31:09.860 So how is he nasty?

05:31:10.860 We both know that he was trying to see.

05:31:12.360 Is his screen freezed?

05:31:14.020 That'd be good.

05:31:14.580 Even the computer.

05:31:15.620 Oh,

05:31:16.120 fuck.

05:31:16.540 Nick,

05:31:16.860 our stream.

05:31:18.580 How long has,

05:31:19.800 you got to be keeping an eye on this.

05:31:22.000 here,

05:31:22.460 Nick,

05:31:22.720 go,

05:31:23.940 go to the corner there.

05:31:24.740 And the,

05:31:25.240 hold on.

05:31:25.880 I'll be with him.

05:31:28.680 We should have the,

05:31:29.680 uh,

05:31:30.060 even God hates this.

05:31:32.600 This one.

05:31:37.320 I wonder when it's home time.

05:31:39.540 Because I'm hungry.

05:31:41.140 I'm so hungry.

05:31:43.020 Watching Andrew makes me feel like I'm hungry.

05:31:45.020 This is,

05:31:45.440 who is this clown?

05:31:46.780 I don't know.

05:31:47.440 He's a turtle under the bridge.

05:31:48.600 No,

05:31:48.780 he's definitely going out against it or something.

05:31:51.220 Yeah,

05:31:51.600 he's a horrible human being.

05:31:53.680 You're explaining yourself so clearly.

05:31:55.480 You guys can say this to his face.

05:31:56.940 He told me this person would be on here.

05:31:58.720 He obviously doesn't think I'm a pilot.

05:32:00.340 That was what that whole thing was about,

05:32:01.540 right?

05:32:02.060 Tell me how to fly a plane.

05:32:03.100 Like,

05:32:03.200 I get it.

05:32:03.580 You don't think I really know how to fly a plane,

05:32:04.780 fly a plane's asshole.

05:32:05.920 Well,

05:32:05.980 I'm sorry.

05:32:06.520 I think he's a very nasty person.

05:32:09.920 That's pretty weird.

05:32:11.060 Who,

05:32:11.280 what is he?

05:32:11.740 Who is he?

05:32:12.460 He probably didn't even have a friend.

05:32:13.880 He was one of those.

05:32:15.160 No,

05:32:15.520 of course he didn't.

05:32:16.140 He just wanted to,

05:32:16.820 he was trying to,

05:32:17.420 and also,

05:32:17.960 he doesn't know enough about flying planes.

05:32:19.120 I could have been full of shit.

05:32:20.000 He wouldn't have even known it.

05:32:20.820 So like,

05:32:21.080 at least if you're going to try to ask me if I know my stuff.

05:32:24.280 I know,

05:32:24.680 I could have said anything.

05:32:25.560 This guy doesn't know,

05:32:26.420 but,

05:32:26.560 um,

05:32:27.900 also,

05:32:28.200 what a weird,

05:32:28.640 why would the fuck would I lie about it?

05:32:29.940 It's like,

05:32:30.200 there's 600,000 Americans who fly planes.

05:32:32.100 It's not that special.

05:32:32.680 It's like literally driving.

05:32:34.800 It's actually easier than driving.

05:32:35.920 It's so interesting.

05:32:36.640 I don't know.

05:32:37.100 No,

05:32:37.620 let them talk.

05:32:38.300 They're talking about Andrew.

05:32:39.260 I want him to hear it.

05:32:42.160 Okay,

05:32:42.420 so like,

05:32:42.760 that never happened to me.

05:32:43.920 This is not,

05:32:44.820 I thought it was going to be nice.

05:32:47.440 Did you try it?

05:32:48.600 I just,

05:32:49.340 and they're just going to keep at it,

05:32:50.880 like all night till like 2 a.m.

05:32:53.600 Do I leave?

05:32:54.580 It's boring.

05:32:55.320 Do I leave?

05:32:57.260 Um,

05:32:57.620 we should be back.

05:33:00.960 Sorry?

05:33:01.200 Do people actually see it?

05:33:03.620 I know.

05:33:04.220 Who's watching this all night long?

05:33:06.040 All right.

05:33:06.680 Sorry,

05:33:06.960 guys.

05:33:07.340 We,

05:33:07.640 uh,

05:33:07.800 yeah,

05:33:09.240 you can recall him.

05:33:10.180 Sorry,

05:33:10.420 guys.

05:33:11.160 Unfortunately,

05:33:11.620 I lost a bunch of people.

05:33:13.780 It's okay.

05:33:14.520 Um,

05:33:15.760 let me just check.

05:33:16.500 I'm going to read a couple of chats while that's going through.

05:33:18.600 Uh,

05:33:18.880 we had to switch it over to our backup internet,

05:33:20.780 which I don't know what's going on with our internet recently.

05:33:23.300 Like we've never had this issue.

05:33:24.680 Anyways,

05:33:25.380 Maddie,

05:33:25.640 I'm going to have you read a couple of chats.

05:33:26.840 Go ahead.

05:33:28.520 Training the suits in the back for the draft so they can vote.

05:33:31.060 We already read this to do the ladies.

05:33:32.240 Oh,

05:33:32.260 did we?

05:33:32.880 Yeah.

05:33:33.240 Oh,

05:33:33.400 my bad.

05:33:34.220 Okay.

05:33:34.560 Hold on.

05:33:35.780 You sure we read it?

05:33:36.880 Yeah.

05:33:37.280 You're right.

05:33:37.780 We did.

05:33:38.160 We did.

05:33:39.260 Is it early?

05:33:40.140 Almost midnight?

05:33:42.620 Sorry,

05:33:43.040 guys.

05:33:43.380 We're getting some chats in.

05:33:45.080 Speaking of,

05:33:46.020 if you want,

05:33:47.700 read is a hundred.

05:33:48.720 TTS is 200.

05:33:49.480 Go ahead.

05:33:49.640 My marriage was doomed to fail.

05:33:51.440 The wife insisted on having the word obey removed from our wedding vows.

05:33:55.280 Question for each lady.

05:33:56.240 Do you believe that it is a woman's role to obey her husband?

05:34:02.640 Do you believe that it is a woman's role to obey her husband?

05:34:05.140 Go ahead.

05:34:05.520 I think we already addressed this earlier when Charlie was here and he brought up that chart.

05:34:11.120 So if you want to bring that chart up,

05:34:12.700 that's how I feel about it.

05:34:14.760 Okay.

05:34:15.520 I feel like the fact that it was under God made a really,

05:34:18.460 really important point.

05:34:21.860 I didn't see the chart,

05:34:23.320 but no.

05:34:25.040 Okay.

05:34:28.000 Do I think wives should obey their husbands?

05:34:29.940 Yeah.

05:34:30.280 Sometimes.

05:34:31.600 Okay.

05:34:33.120 Um,

05:34:33.840 not necessarily.

05:34:36.160 It depends on like the situation.

05:34:39.240 Yeah.

05:34:39.580 Sometimes.

05:34:40.340 It depends.

05:34:41.240 Yes.

05:34:41.720 It depends.

05:34:43.320 Sometimes.

05:34:44.460 Yeah.

05:34:45.720 Okay.

05:34:47.460 Maddie,

05:34:47.900 can you read this?

05:34:50.300 High end companion equals wrinkly gold digger.

05:34:54.060 Sorry.

05:34:54.500 Not my words.

05:34:55.320 You do have wrinkles.

05:34:56.400 I love them.

05:34:57.020 All right.

05:34:57.660 Thank you,

05:34:58.100 psycho.

05:34:58.520 Appreciate it,

05:34:58.980 man.

05:34:59.600 Do we have Andrew back or?

05:35:01.320 Okay.

05:35:02.280 Uh,

05:35:02.720 we'll read.

05:35:04.840 I hit it.

05:35:05.840 Maddie,

05:35:06.080 can you read this one that's coming?

05:35:08.300 Sorry,

05:35:08.760 Andrew,

05:35:09.160 our internet's been,

05:35:10.060 Oh,

05:35:10.340 pilot just got her license removed,

05:35:12.740 land the plane,

05:35:13.560 rent a plane with the pilot to join the mile high club.

05:35:16.340 What does the plane cost per flight?

05:35:17.820 Can you hide the red?

05:35:18.520 To rent big L to rent a used aircraft.

05:35:21.080 I believe her.

05:35:25.300 Okay.

05:35:25.780 Thank you.

05:35:26.240 Uh,

05:35:26.480 Joe Murphy.

05:35:27.540 Appreciate it.

05:35:29.100 Uh,

05:35:30.200 kill of cereal.

05:35:33.140 Thank you,

05:35:33.460 man.

05:35:34.800 Andrew,

05:35:35.300 you should ask her what epistemology means to the panel.

05:35:38.400 Would you date a homeless person who decides to be on the street and homeless,

05:35:41.680 even though they are rich money wise?

05:35:43.520 Okay.

05:35:44.920 So to the,

05:35:45.840 for,

05:35:46.080 to the start of that question,

05:35:47.360 um,

05:35:48.220 do you,

05:35:48.700 do you know what epistemology means?

05:35:52.400 Who's this directed to?

05:35:54.180 Uh,

05:35:54.500 that would be,

05:35:54.960 I think the pilot.

05:35:56.080 Again,

05:35:56.900 is he ever going to leave me alone?

05:35:58.760 It's not me.

05:35:59.520 It's the search for knowledge.

05:36:00.160 It's things like statistics and sociology and social sciences.

05:36:02.720 It's sort of the search for knowledge as opposed to like abstract math,

05:36:06.020 like calculus.

05:36:06.860 Okay.

05:36:09.080 It had nothing to do with me.

05:36:10.640 I was just reading the chat.

05:36:11.840 Enough.

05:36:14.360 She knew it.

05:36:15.120 You seem like,

05:36:15.860 you seem super upset with me.

05:36:17.480 I don't even know what we,

05:36:18.380 what I did that made you so adversarial.

05:36:21.160 Eight hours.

05:36:21.460 Have we been here for that long?

05:36:22.640 Yeah,

05:36:22.820 I've been here since four.

05:36:23.840 When could,

05:36:24.380 uh,

05:36:25.120 I'm joking.

05:36:27.300 But what time do you guys end?

05:36:29.780 I'm hungry.

05:36:30.800 Yo,

05:36:31.020 you guys asked to be on the show.

05:36:32.660 Yeah.

05:36:33.220 Oh,

05:36:33.440 I'm glad to be here.

05:36:33.660 Yo,

05:36:33.840 speak in the mic if you're going to speak.

05:36:35.180 I am glad to be here.

05:36:37.180 I'm just hungry.

05:36:38.360 There's pizza back there.

05:36:39.300 There's chips back there.

05:36:40.460 Okay.

05:36:41.780 It's cold.

05:36:46.640 Was there a second part to that question?

05:36:48.620 Yeah.

05:36:48.780 The second part was when you date a homeless person who decides to be on

05:36:52.460 the street and homeless,

05:36:53.780 even though they are rich money wise.

05:36:56.700 No,

05:36:57.080 they're not rich in the mind.

05:37:00.600 Yeah.

05:37:01.020 Also,

05:37:01.440 no,

05:37:01.560 there's something wrong with you in the head.

05:37:03.220 If you decide to live on the streets and cause play a homeless person.

05:37:07.940 Okay.

05:37:10.240 Yeah.

05:37:10.600 I believe the same thing.

05:37:15.340 No,

05:37:16.020 come here.

05:37:16.940 Yeah.

05:37:19.540 Going around the table here.

05:37:21.980 Do I need to really point it?

05:37:23.440 You guys each,

05:37:24.300 like if,

05:37:24.820 if I point here,

05:37:26.240 it's going to you,

05:37:27.140 then to you,

05:37:27.660 then to you.

05:37:28.160 Like guys,

05:37:28.600 I don't need to like what hand told you guys all night.

05:37:32.400 Boom,

05:37:32.820 boom,

05:37:33.100 boom.

05:37:33.320 That's how we're doing it.

05:37:34.380 I thought there were pilots.

05:37:35.780 So you're commanding that.

05:37:39.780 We're going around the table with a question.

05:37:42.300 Where did we leave off?

05:37:43.900 Right there.

05:37:44.800 I think I wouldn't.

05:37:48.480 What was the question?

05:37:49.900 Would you date a guy who's cosplaying?

05:37:51.160 Bro,

05:37:51.420 you got to pay fucking attention.

05:37:53.320 It's really not that hard.

05:37:55.300 Would you date a guy who was homeless,

05:37:57.400 but he was rich?

05:37:58.060 Push yourself into the table so you can speak into the microphone.

05:38:00.920 No,

05:38:01.700 I'm going to say no.

05:38:02.580 I don't know what the question was,

05:38:03.600 but I'm going to say no.

05:38:04.920 I'm not really interested anyway.

05:38:07.100 Yeah,

05:38:07.380 no,

05:38:07.740 no,

05:38:07.880 no,

05:38:09.880 maybe,

05:38:11.280 no,

05:38:12.960 I would not.

05:38:13.740 All right.

05:38:16.840 Well,

05:38:17.240 getting into some other pre-show notes here.

05:38:20.420 Bringing it to,

05:38:21.660 hold on,

05:38:22.340 where do we bring it to?

05:38:24.840 Okay,

05:38:25.260 we did all those.

05:38:26.220 We're going to bring it back to Heather.

05:38:28.560 Yeah.

05:38:29.480 So Heather,

05:38:30.000 you said you met your husband on seeking.

05:38:32.080 I did.

05:38:33.200 What was the nature of the arrangement?

05:38:35.600 Because the website used to be called seeking arrangement.

05:38:38.020 So what was the nature of your arrangement?

05:38:40.760 So we never actually had an arrangement.

05:38:42.400 I mean,

05:38:43.980 I was on Bumble,

05:38:44.880 Tinder,

05:38:45.200 Hinge,

05:38:45.540 and I was really frustrated with,

05:38:47.200 you know,

05:38:47.560 not actually getting dates with people just wanting to Netflix and chill.

05:38:51.000 My roommate mentioned seeking to me.

05:38:54.440 And she's like,

05:38:55.220 it's a way to find a good high value guy.

05:38:57.800 And at that point I was making,

05:38:59.360 you know,

05:38:59.560 over six figures and I didn't want to be a provider anymore.

05:39:03.700 But I know on my profile,

05:39:04.900 I said I was looking for a long-term relationship.

05:39:07.360 And then his profile actually stuck out saying that he was looking for somebody

05:39:11.080 to like have a life with.

05:39:12.400 And that Bill doesn't bear with.

05:39:14.100 So we were both looking for an actual relationship.

05:39:20.840 What happened that the pilot talked shit while you were gone,

05:39:24.060 complaining the show's too long,

05:39:25.960 talked shit about Andrew too.

05:39:28.180 Do you want to just restate what you were saying while I was not paying attention?

05:39:31.800 I am getting tired.

05:39:35.040 And?

05:39:35.960 And I don't like Andrew.

05:39:38.640 Oh.

05:39:39.440 I got to ask you a question though.

05:39:41.520 This is an honest question.

05:39:43.100 The seat that you're sitting on,

05:39:44.200 is it broken?

05:39:45.960 What?

05:39:46.360 Is the seat you're sitting on broken?

05:39:48.980 I mean,

05:39:49.360 it's an honest question.

05:39:50.580 Is the seat that you're sitting on broken?

05:39:54.160 And the reason I ask is because you're super butthurt and nobody knows why.

05:39:57.960 Nobody has any idea why you're so fucking butthurt.

05:40:01.440 But maybe you should just stop being such a brat and engage in the conversation.

05:40:06.820 She likes you now, Andrew.

05:40:07.720 I know you're 77 years old,

05:40:09.920 but maybe you can just engage in the conversation.

05:40:12.000 I got one point for her.

05:40:13.160 I'm so old.

05:40:14.420 Keep at it.

05:40:15.580 We like the corny jokes.

05:40:17.020 The dad jokes got it.

05:40:18.160 So, okay, you met your husband.

05:40:21.280 Well, I mean, for the love of God,

05:40:22.700 I mean, something had to make somebody laugh.

05:40:24.780 Holy shit.

05:40:25.740 Like, you're so stodgy.

05:40:26.980 Just relax.

05:40:27.840 Nobody's out to get you.

05:40:29.300 I'm just curious about your backstory as you've been talking about it.

05:40:32.880 That's it.

05:40:33.800 I don't know why you're so combative.

05:40:35.160 Nobody knows why you're so combative.

05:40:36.880 Maybe you just relax.

05:40:40.940 Did you not believe that she's a pilot?

05:40:44.280 No, it had nothing to do with me.

05:40:46.400 There was a chatter who was in the chat

05:40:48.460 who sent in some cash

05:40:50.180 and wanted to ask that question,

05:40:51.920 so I asked it.

05:40:52.780 Oh, okay.

05:40:53.360 Did you not like her storytelling?

05:40:53.840 It had nothing to do with what I believe or don't believe.

05:40:56.040 I just asked the question.

05:40:58.000 Oh, okay.

05:40:58.920 Because it didn't seem like you believed her.

05:41:01.860 I don't know what that means.

05:41:04.180 It seemed like I just asked some basic questions

05:41:07.120 that were requested that I ask.

05:41:10.200 I didn't say I believe her, don't believe her.

05:41:12.340 I have no fucking idea anything about her.

05:41:14.820 I just was following up on a question which was asked.

05:41:18.500 Okay.

05:41:20.120 So going back to this,

05:41:22.260 so you met on arrangement, but...

05:41:24.720 But she doesn't know shit about guns.

05:41:26.100 I can tell you that.

05:41:26.920 Nothing, nothing, nothing about guns.

05:41:29.500 But I don't know on the pilot stuff,

05:41:32.120 but nothing about guns.

05:41:33.780 Okay.

05:41:35.260 What about you?

05:41:37.700 About guns?

05:41:38.540 It's okay.

05:41:41.000 You met your husband on seeking.

05:41:43.100 All right.

05:41:44.400 And were you...

05:41:45.260 What was the question?

05:41:46.160 Had you dated other men on seeking,

05:41:47.740 or was he like the first guy that you met on there?

05:41:50.360 I mean, I went on some meets with some other guys,

05:41:52.640 but nothing ever really took off.

05:41:54.480 And so what was the nature of their arrangements?

05:41:56.380 Like, would they pay you for dates?

05:41:57.960 No.

05:41:59.300 I just went on...

05:41:59.500 Isn't that like how seeking...

05:42:00.720 Well, yes, but I wasn't looking for an arrangement

05:42:03.380 because I made my own money.

05:42:05.200 Like, so why go on seeking?

05:42:07.180 Because I couldn't find guys that made more than me on...

05:42:10.900 Oh, okay.

05:42:11.340 So you wanted to meet like a guy.

05:42:12.860 Okay.

05:42:14.120 And you said your husband had consulted with Fresh?

05:42:18.360 Yes.

05:42:18.640 From Fresh and Fit?

05:42:19.960 Correct.

05:42:22.140 Like a 30-minute consult or one-hour consult?

05:42:24.900 I think an hour consult to like redo him.

05:42:26.600 How much does he charge for those?

05:42:28.820 Like $4,000?

05:42:30.180 No.

05:42:30.980 It's a couple thousand.

05:42:31.740 I'm pretty sure he charges like four Gs for an hour.

05:42:36.000 I think he said he paid like $400.

05:42:37.420 Oh, $400.

05:42:38.240 Okay.

05:42:38.500 Then go...

05:42:39.140 All right.

05:42:39.480 He got the good deal from Fresh.

05:42:42.440 Okay.

05:42:43.020 This has gotten way up in the last couple years.

05:42:44.620 Sure.

05:42:45.160 Wait, how long ago did he do this consult with Fresh?

05:42:48.760 Two, three years ago.

05:42:50.560 Okay.

05:42:51.480 You said he...

05:42:52.420 So your husband updated his profile based on Fresh's feet, Walter.

05:42:56.440 We're talking about Walter here.

05:42:57.460 Okay.

05:42:58.580 And then you met shortly after.

05:43:01.740 So the consult was 400 with Walter?

05:43:05.600 I think that's what he said.

05:43:06.540 Okay.

05:43:07.000 Wait, what does he do?

05:43:08.060 Like give advice?

05:43:08.500 It's like an image consult.

05:43:09.940 He like helps you...

05:43:10.900 Image consultants.

05:43:12.160 Oh.

05:43:13.040 I didn't know that.

05:43:14.380 How'd you like change your pictures if they're not good enough?

05:43:16.900 So he...

05:43:18.080 Okay.

05:43:18.380 Walter helped him fix up his profile.

05:43:21.120 Cool.

05:43:21.980 You met your now husband.

05:43:24.200 And you said that he retired you when he proposed so that you could follow your dream and go to law school.

05:43:31.740 Correct.

05:43:32.540 Okay.

05:43:33.200 So you were previously making six figures and you had a high level corporate director job in food manufacturing.

05:43:41.500 That is correct.

05:43:42.480 Okay.

05:43:43.560 That's cool.

05:43:44.220 And so are you...

05:43:46.400 How far are you into law school?

05:43:48.320 I started in August.

05:43:49.440 Oh, you haven't started yet?

05:43:51.200 Yeah.

05:43:51.500 He proposed August last year.

05:43:54.620 I'm confused.

05:43:55.360 You said he retired you.

05:43:56.720 He retired me from my job.

05:43:58.580 To go into another job.

05:44:02.580 I mean, he...

05:44:03.160 I don't have to work if I don't want to.

05:44:06.160 He is paying for law school for me because...

05:44:09.140 Well, that's something you want.

05:44:10.400 Because I want to do.

05:44:12.020 But I won't have to work, like, a crazy big law job working 80 to 100 hours a week.

05:44:16.940 I have a very little niche field of law that I want to go into.

05:44:20.060 Oh, okay.

05:44:20.340 What's that?

05:44:21.420 Corporate food law.

05:44:23.040 Oh, corporate food law.

05:44:24.380 Okay.

05:44:25.200 Do you know how much you anticipate to earn, like, first, second, third year?

05:44:29.380 Once you...

05:44:30.100 The companies I worked for, we paid our attorneys $1,500 an hour.

05:44:36.560 Okay.

05:44:37.720 That's right.

05:44:38.280 Corporate food law.

05:44:39.100 What's, like, an example for?

05:44:41.460 So, like, if companies go into, like, a recall, for a product recall...

05:44:44.540 Mm, okay.

05:44:45.260 ...and you help deal with the USDA and the FDA and...

05:44:47.700 Right.

05:44:48.040 Okay.

05:44:49.000 Interesting.

05:44:50.560 But you were already making six figures.

05:44:53.240 Right.

05:44:54.940 And I liked my job.

05:44:56.360 I just...

05:44:56.680 Oh.

05:44:56.980 I needed...

05:44:57.620 I needed something more.

05:44:58.640 I wasn't fulfilled.

05:45:00.560 What about being a wife?

05:45:01.940 Didn't you say you're a stay-at-home wife?

05:45:03.380 I am a stay-at-home wife.

05:45:04.680 And I go to the gym.

05:45:05.020 You're not fulfilled.

05:45:05.740 I go to the gym and I get my hair done and my nails done.

05:45:09.060 Sure.

05:45:10.420 You said you were previously married to a bum for eight years who had no ambition and I made quite a bit more than him.

05:45:17.780 You also had become obese while I was with him.

05:45:19.820 When I left him, I decided to get my body back and you lost over 100 pounds and bettered yourself.

05:45:24.720 So, why, why, what was the breakdown or what was the cause of the breakdown of your previous marriage?

05:45:32.900 I mean, I honestly almost left him at the altar.

05:45:36.380 Oh.

05:45:37.400 And you stayed with him for eight years?

05:45:39.200 Oh, you're a Roman Catholic.

05:45:40.120 I was told that divorce is not an option.

05:45:41.640 And I just, you know, kept getting more depressed and suicidal and I hated my life.

05:45:49.440 Wow.

05:45:50.540 Okay.

05:45:51.100 I ended up going to Uganda for a couple weeks on kind of a humanitarian trip and it was really the first time I had ever been away from him and I felt so free.

05:45:58.960 Was there infidelity?

05:46:01.440 Yep.

05:46:02.660 Oh, wait, you said you went to Uganda?

05:46:04.600 I did.

05:46:06.680 I worked with some high school girls and helping them work on college stuff.

05:46:12.040 I went on safari.

05:46:13.220 I floated in the Nile.

05:46:15.460 Okay.

05:46:16.300 You wanted to talk about roles in relationships, male-female equality, and how to attract a high caliber guy.

05:46:23.580 So, what did you want to speak on when it came to roles and then male-female equality?

05:46:28.960 I don't really remember writing that.

05:46:31.440 Your name's Heather, right?

05:46:32.940 Yes, it is.

05:46:33.340 Okay.

05:46:34.300 No, I mean, I just...

05:46:35.000 Just what you wrote.

05:46:36.340 I know I've heard on the podcast sometimes that, like, girls think that men and women are equal.

05:46:43.760 And I really, I don't think so.

05:46:45.800 I think that they each bring different qualities to a relationship.

05:46:51.220 And that there are things that each of them are better at.

05:46:54.300 But we are not equal.

05:46:58.360 Okay.

05:46:58.960 Cool.

05:46:59.700 And you said you wanted to talk about how to attract a high caliber guy.

05:47:04.280 I mean, I think one thing that, a couple of things that I've learned from my husband and a couple other guys that I've talked to that, you know, he networks with.

05:47:12.760 But they want somebody who's in shape.

05:47:14.880 They want somebody who's friendly, feminine.

05:47:17.880 They do want somebody with intelligence, even though a lot of times they say that they don't care about their careers.

05:47:22.700 I know I'm really good with all of his business centers and business contacts.

05:47:30.220 Okay.

05:47:31.160 Just playing the good life.

05:47:32.200 All right.

05:47:34.820 And then I'm going to move over to Leah now.

05:47:37.320 Leah, you said that you're single.

05:47:39.520 You said you're looking to one day get married.

05:47:41.520 And what I'm doing isn't working.

05:47:43.560 So I want to get other thoughts and opinions about what to do, what not to do, where to meet quality guys looking for relationships,

05:47:48.900 common red flags to spot the possible red flags that I may need to work to improve qualities, traits, skills that guys would look for in partners.

05:48:00.280 Yeah.

05:48:01.300 So basically I grew up in North Carolina, which is Bible Belt.

05:48:06.440 So I've been going to church my whole life.

05:48:08.200 So I've been to church looking for guys.

05:48:10.620 I'm not really the kind of guy that I want necessarily.

05:48:13.340 Um, so I'm just trying to, like, find other ways to maybe better myself or, like, maybe new ideas of where to look for quality guys, that kind of thing.

05:48:24.600 Um, so if y'all have any ideas, please let me know.

05:48:26.920 I really want to be married one day.

05:48:29.840 Um, but also I'm trying to do stuff to, like, better myself.

05:48:32.260 So I'm learning to cook.

05:48:33.860 Um, I do own a home that I'm, like, it's really fucking old.

05:48:37.900 But I'm working on, like, fixing it and making it better.

05:48:41.000 So even one day if I do get married and we don't live in that same town or whatever, I can then, like, provide a little bit more money, you know, that kind of thing.

05:48:49.120 So that was basically what I was trying to say.

05:48:52.060 And, like, that's something that me and my friends talk about all the time.

05:48:54.420 Like, we always try to figure out, like, what our type's type would be and then how we can become our type's type.

05:48:59.940 Does that make sense?

05:49:01.100 Yeah.

05:49:03.380 Where else besides, like, the church would you say you look for men?

05:49:06.840 Like, what other extracurricular activities, I guess, would you say you do that?

05:49:11.880 Mainly, like, just hanging out with friends.

05:49:13.700 So, like, trying to find, like, mutual friends of friends, you know?

05:49:16.780 Um, it's a small fucking town.

05:49:19.160 Like, you know 90% of the people that live there.

05:49:21.480 Raleigh?

05:49:23.100 Outside.

05:49:23.980 Oh, you're outside of Raleigh.

05:49:24.920 Yeah.

05:49:25.180 Like, we can go to Raleigh, but still, like, I've been to clubs before in Raleigh and run into 15 people that I know.

05:49:31.360 And then you get, like, caught up doing the whole, like, oh, my God, how have you been?

05:49:34.300 Yeah.

05:49:34.880 Literally.

05:49:35.540 Yeah, I want to.

05:49:37.160 Yeah, you need to look for guys that are way outside your area.

05:49:40.300 Yeah.

05:49:41.280 Have you tried dating apps?

05:49:43.400 I have.

05:49:44.360 It tends to still just be a lot of the guys that I went to high school with.

05:49:49.620 So, yeah.

05:49:50.300 Okay, you said that, uh, now you said it seems like your audience, the whatever audience, is made up mostly of the type of man you want to attract for a relationship.

05:50:05.420 So, I'm looking for some honest, constructive criticism for what I can be doing differently better.

05:50:11.980 First off, she, guys, she's open to dating a whatever viewer, a whatever enjoyer.

05:50:16.800 So, but you didn't want your IG in the description, so that's going to be hard for them to, like, slide into the DMs.

05:50:23.120 Yeah, I didn't think about that.

05:50:24.400 I'm just not really online most of the time.

05:50:26.620 The only reason why I really have social media is because for my job, I run social media accounts.

05:50:31.780 So, I have to kind of have one to connect so I can, but I don't think I've posted anything on social media since, like, 2016.

05:50:39.380 I'll tell you what you guys got to do.

05:50:40.760 This applies to all the women here at the table.

05:50:42.300 If you want to be really attractive to a guy, there's only really one thing that you can do.

05:50:48.120 Well, there's a lot of things you can do, but this is the best one.

05:50:51.760 You got to do a bow.

05:50:53.940 You got to bow to the guy.

05:50:55.320 Like, literally, literally hit a full respect bow.

05:51:00.040 Nick, pull up the bow clip.

05:51:01.200 90%.

05:51:01.840 Pull up the bow clip.

05:51:03.260 Okay, here we go.

05:51:04.680 Here it is.

05:51:06.060 Boom!

05:51:06.740 Huge bow.

05:51:07.380 Did you see the bow?

05:51:08.100 Did you see the respect?

05:51:09.200 Did he throw his shoe at her?

05:51:11.160 Probably.

05:51:12.360 Look, but it was, like, a respectful...

05:51:13.960 Look, she's doing the laundry.

05:51:16.800 She's getting the laundry all set up.

05:51:18.680 The dinner...

05:51:19.620 Dinner's ready?

05:51:21.060 Look at this.

05:51:21.640 The dinner is ready.

05:51:23.200 She's got my beer ready.

05:51:25.760 Come home from a long day of podcasting.

05:51:28.420 My noodles need to be stirred.

05:51:30.540 Boom!

05:51:32.240 This is actually my girlfriend, by the way.

05:51:34.320 Where she wipes your butt.

05:51:35.520 Is she there?

05:51:36.440 Shit, I mean, sign me up.

05:51:38.040 One more time with the bow.

05:51:39.720 Boom!

05:51:40.560 Nick didn't do the boom.

05:51:41.300 What the fuck, bug?

05:51:42.760 You're supposed to do the boom with me.

05:51:45.140 So, ladies, do you think...

05:51:47.300 What do you think about that dynamic?

05:51:48.640 I think that wasn't a 90-degree bow, so that wasn't respectful.

05:51:51.600 It wasn't deep enough of a bow?

05:51:53.680 Yeah, that was just...

05:51:54.200 What do you think of that?

05:51:55.000 I feel like even that wouldn't be enough for the men.

05:51:57.880 That's too much?

05:51:59.000 Or, sorry, too little.

05:51:59.720 Too little.

05:52:00.220 Yeah, for the type of guys that are watching this, they want you to fully, fully do it.

05:52:04.140 Fully?

05:52:05.020 Like she said, the butt whites and everything.

05:52:06.380 Oh, like on the ground bow.

05:52:07.940 Yeah, like she needs to be on her knees and head down for a couple seconds.

05:52:11.380 Shit, damn.

05:52:12.340 Don't even...

05:52:12.680 She looked at him in the eyes.

05:52:14.100 Did you see that?

05:52:15.040 Yeah.

05:52:15.980 You got some good advice.

05:52:17.760 That's some good advice.

05:52:19.040 Shit.

05:52:19.980 Sign me up.

05:52:20.840 Okay, what do you think of the clip?

05:52:22.420 Like, that's pretty...

05:52:23.980 Would you do a bow for your...

05:52:25.020 You got a boyfriend?

05:52:25.780 No, I'm not bowing to him.

05:52:26.860 Into the mic?

05:52:28.180 I'm not bowing to him.

05:52:29.720 You should try it.

05:52:30.980 No.

05:52:31.420 He might like it.

05:52:32.720 I don't care.

05:52:33.700 Here, just do it.

05:52:34.560 Almost do it like in a funny way.

05:52:36.300 I think you should try it out.

05:52:37.420 Next time you see your boyfriend, just be like, oh, hey, Rupert.

05:52:42.200 Boom, hit him with a bow.

05:52:43.400 That's his name, right?

05:52:44.220 Rupert?

05:52:44.840 I totally quote.

05:52:45.860 Just hit Rupert with a fucking bow.

05:52:47.780 Can you do it?

05:52:49.100 Will you do it?

05:52:49.540 You promised me.

05:52:50.240 Just try it once.

05:52:51.980 Okay.

05:52:52.600 You'll do it?

05:52:53.180 You promise?

05:52:53.900 He might bow back.

05:52:55.640 Rupert...

05:52:56.000 He for surely is going to bow back.

05:52:57.720 Rupert, if you're watching this, if she doesn't bow to you, you're going to see him, what,

05:53:02.580 tomorrow or some shit?

05:53:03.960 Tonight, maybe?

05:53:05.240 Is he here?

05:53:05.860 Hang on.

05:53:06.100 We got you.

05:53:06.560 We got you, Rupert.

05:53:07.460 She's doing it.

05:53:08.160 She's going to do the bow.

05:53:09.200 Rupert.

05:53:10.220 If she doesn't do the bow, you fucking come talk to me.

05:53:14.940 Come talk to me, man.

05:53:16.560 We'll have you come on the show, and then you can talk about, you know, dating shit.

05:53:20.940 Okay, Rupert?

05:53:21.580 Okay.

05:53:22.300 So you'll do it, though.

05:53:23.320 You'll hit the bow?

05:53:24.820 Just try it once, okay?

05:53:26.000 One time.

05:53:26.480 One time, it's not going to hurt, right?

05:53:28.580 Nope.

05:53:29.220 See how he reacts.

05:53:30.400 Okay, what about you, Amy?

05:53:32.080 I think that's fine if that couple likes it.

05:53:34.820 Okay.

05:53:35.300 All right.

05:53:35.580 Are you going to hit the bow?

05:53:37.500 I think it's fine, like she said, but me personally, no, that's an ick.

05:53:43.920 It's an ick?

05:53:44.920 Yeah.

05:53:45.720 Like, I don't think...

05:53:46.600 Me personally, I wouldn't do that.

05:53:48.740 You wouldn't do that?

05:53:49.500 No.

05:53:49.820 What if he's, like, your perfect bad boy, and he's just, like, bow?

05:53:53.800 Perfect bad boy.

05:53:54.400 He's just, like, bow.

05:53:55.140 No, definitely not.

05:53:58.700 Yeah.

05:53:59.380 Go ahead.

05:54:00.400 Definitely not.

05:54:01.400 Would never do the bow?

05:54:02.800 No.

05:54:03.300 No barks, no bowels.

05:54:04.520 Okay.

05:54:05.360 All right.

05:54:05.920 Yeah, I don't think I would bow.

05:54:07.180 Would not do a bow?

05:54:09.060 No.

05:54:09.700 You should try it out.

05:54:11.080 It'll help, maybe.

05:54:12.360 No, I think they would be bowing down to me.

05:54:14.720 Oh.

05:54:15.360 Is that what you want?

05:54:17.000 You want a little simp boy?

05:54:19.080 You want a simp boy?

05:54:20.240 Not a simp, because sometimes when they're too, like, affectionate, it's kind of, like...

05:54:23.700 Too simpy?

05:54:25.180 No.

05:54:25.740 You want it?

05:54:26.540 Okay.

05:54:26.760 Like, a little hard to get, but, like, not playing games.

05:54:29.840 I don't know.

05:54:30.160 Sure.

05:54:30.180 What about you?

05:54:30.600 You want to hit the bow?

05:54:31.520 No.

05:54:32.580 No?

05:54:33.660 All right.

05:54:34.860 No?

05:54:35.100 Yeah, sure, I would.

05:54:35.900 Crikey?

05:54:37.540 Get some Vegemite on that.

05:54:39.720 I don't necessarily know.

05:54:40.560 Throw some fucking...

05:54:42.400 Some shrimp on the barbie?

05:54:44.120 It's okay.

05:54:44.920 Get some shrimp on the barbie.

05:54:47.000 All right.

05:54:47.480 I don't necessarily know that I would bow, but...

05:54:49.640 Have you ever tried Vegemite?

05:54:51.080 Fuck no.

05:54:52.100 Try it.

05:54:52.760 Are you serious?

05:54:53.560 Just try it.

05:54:54.040 Oh, my God.

05:54:54.440 Make sure you put a lot on it.

05:54:55.700 No, I'm good.

05:54:56.740 I'm good.

05:54:57.220 Tell you what.

05:54:57.740 You hit a bow?

05:54:58.700 If you hit a bow for me, you're coming back on Tuesday, or...

05:55:02.400 Yeah, the 20th.

05:55:03.080 Are you guys scared off now?

05:55:04.240 No.

05:55:05.400 Yo, go find some Vegemite for me.

05:55:09.220 If you hit a bow for me on the show, I'll try some Vegemite for the first time ever.

05:55:13.440 Okay, good.

05:55:13.780 You will take my Vegemite virginity.

05:55:16.740 Double V.

05:55:17.480 What's up?

05:55:18.320 Don't do it.

05:55:18.960 It's not worth it.

05:55:19.700 Is it...

05:55:19.960 Yes, it is.

05:55:20.140 Have you tried it, Andrew?

05:55:21.100 It's so good.

05:55:21.820 Yeah, I've eaten Vegemite so bad.

05:55:23.560 Am I going to, like...

05:55:24.160 I think you guys...

05:55:25.080 Like, I think, like, you guys, because you're, like, from a different state.

05:55:28.720 State?

05:55:29.000 And, like, country.

05:55:29.880 Oh, country.

05:55:30.760 Sorry.

05:55:30.940 You're in a different country?

05:55:31.980 Yeah, that was a bit of a bimbo moment for me.

05:55:34.280 But what's it called?

05:55:35.940 I feel like you guys would put too much on.

05:55:38.140 Like, you only put the littlest bit on, and it's, like...

05:55:40.540 And, like, a lot of butter.

05:55:41.340 The best thing ever.

05:55:42.000 You'll be eating it with butter.

05:55:42.320 Okay, no, wait, wait.

05:55:43.560 You may not know this, but in the United States, we have the equivalent of a Vegemite sandwich.

05:55:49.420 What is it?

05:55:50.080 Here, we call it pimentos and cheese.

05:55:53.300 Okay, but the thing is, is that, yes, they're not really that similar, right?

05:55:58.600 Except that they're both fucking disgusting.

05:56:01.720 And the thing is, like, you know Vegemite is gross.

05:56:05.400 The same way that spam is gross, and the same way that pimentos and cheese is gross.

05:56:09.540 It's just gross.

05:56:10.480 Just gross.

05:56:12.560 Avocado with Vegemite's good.

05:56:14.180 Oh, yeah.

05:56:14.760 Would you bow?

05:56:15.960 Would you bow?

05:56:16.580 I don't necessarily know.

05:56:17.820 Yeah.

05:56:18.240 Oh, okay, yeah.

05:56:19.080 I don't know that I would bow.

05:56:20.200 You should.

05:56:20.560 Your husband should try that.

05:56:21.500 But I do think that a wife should be submissive to their husband, and I do whatever he asks

05:56:25.880 me to do.

05:56:26.860 Okay.

05:56:27.480 All right.

05:56:28.100 So the bow gives you the ick?

05:56:30.740 Yeah.

05:56:31.280 No, like, for me to be doing that, that's an ick.

05:56:34.040 Like, why would I give you a bow?

05:56:35.440 I do OnlyFans.

05:56:36.760 I got to ask a question, right?

05:56:38.860 Have you ever, like, hooked up with a guy the same day of meeting him?

05:56:44.880 No.

05:56:45.700 Come on, bruv.

05:56:47.220 Come on, bruv.

05:56:48.280 I have.

05:56:48.860 Be honest, bruv.

05:56:49.680 I have.

05:56:50.340 I have.

05:56:51.140 Oh, wait.

05:56:51.720 So hold on.

05:56:52.660 Hold on.

05:56:53.140 You're switching shit up.

05:56:54.560 You're switching shit up.

05:56:56.280 Now...

05:56:56.400 No, I just was trying to see where you were going with that before I agreed.

05:56:59.640 Which one?

05:57:00.340 Bro, you guys wore the same shit.

05:57:01.580 Which one of you is shy, and which one of you is Emmy?

05:57:03.500 Me.

05:57:04.160 I'm shy.

05:57:04.620 You're shy.

05:57:05.120 Okay.

05:57:05.320 And I'm Emmy.

05:57:05.980 Sorry, you guys are, like, trying to do some twin shit right now.

05:57:08.740 You guys even relate?

05:57:09.540 Are you guys related?

05:57:10.300 No.

05:57:10.440 No, but we're known as, like, the stepsisters.

05:57:12.520 What the fuck?

05:57:13.440 Yeah.

05:57:14.140 What the fuck?

05:57:15.400 That's crazy, bro.

05:57:16.800 Hold on.

05:57:17.540 So just to be clear, like, on your Instagram, it says you do GG and BG content?

05:57:22.400 Yeah.

05:57:23.060 Also, like, the...

05:57:24.100 I've only done one BG.

05:57:26.620 And that was to someone who, like, I was talking to him.

05:57:29.760 He was another OnlyFans guy.

05:57:32.440 Another, yeah.

05:57:32.800 He did OnlyFans himself.

05:57:34.580 So I wouldn't actually go and do OnlyFans with random men.

05:57:37.680 Like, oh, yeah.

05:57:38.340 Like, you, let's say you, I would never.

05:57:41.160 Like, sorry.

05:57:42.420 But, like, no, like, I'm just not like that as a person.

05:57:44.720 Like, you're only collabed with guys that shoot.

05:57:46.200 I have to like you.

05:57:47.140 I have to like you to have sex with you.

05:57:49.360 I'm sorry.

05:57:50.700 Didn't you, like...

05:57:52.340 Okay.

05:57:52.980 You have to like the guy to have sex with him?

05:57:54.740 Yeah.

05:57:56.420 Who was the...

05:57:57.040 Which one of you said you...

05:57:58.440 Oh, no.

05:57:58.880 It was you who said you...

05:57:59.820 Wait.

05:58:00.140 Hold on.

05:58:00.420 I'm going to play this shit for myself.

05:58:03.900 Hold on.

05:58:06.080 One of you said you like guys who kind of treat you badly?

05:58:11.780 Who was that?

05:58:12.320 I think probably both of us.

05:58:14.040 Yeah.

05:58:14.280 I thought you...

05:58:14.860 So, oh, but you do like guys who treat you poorly.

05:58:17.340 Yeah.

05:58:17.600 Like, they've got to...

05:58:18.660 Yeah.

05:58:19.000 It's got to be like a bit like cheeky.

05:58:20.660 Yeah.

05:58:20.760 But like a bit like...

05:58:22.680 No.

05:58:23.220 So, like, I like a guy to like stick up for himself.

05:58:27.280 But like be cheeky towards me.

05:58:28.800 But not...

05:58:29.480 Cheeky towards you.

05:58:30.140 Don't disrespect me.

05:58:31.380 Right.

05:58:31.600 Like, that's not that.

05:58:32.940 That's not that.

05:58:33.480 So, here's what's crazy to me, right?

05:58:35.040 Like, a lot of y'all, you won't...

05:58:36.200 Like, if a guy asks for a bow...

05:58:37.900 Yeah.

05:58:38.180 It could be your boyfriend.

05:58:39.040 Like, you won't cook for a guy.

05:58:40.320 You won't clean for a guy.

05:58:41.500 You won't bow for a guy.

05:58:42.380 I love cooking.

05:58:43.440 Okay.

05:58:43.640 That's fine.

05:58:44.080 I'm not saying this isn't the case for all of you.

05:58:46.240 But like, there will be women who have qualms with some of these things.

05:58:49.320 I won't cook for a man.

05:58:51.600 Put a ring on it.

05:58:52.400 Blah, blah, blah.

05:58:52.880 Okay.

05:58:54.140 That's like husband treatment.

05:58:55.320 Whatever.

05:58:56.000 Won't cook for a guy.

05:58:56.740 Won't clean for a guy.

05:58:57.480 Won't do laundry for a guy.

05:58:58.980 Won't do XYZ for a guy.

05:59:00.500 Won't bow for a guy.

05:59:02.120 But you'll fuck a guy on the first date and let them blast all over your face.

05:59:08.580 Whoa.

05:59:09.020 Did I just say that?

05:59:09.880 I'm sorry.

05:59:11.140 Yeah.

05:59:11.680 Right?

05:59:12.020 That happens though.

05:59:13.260 That does happen.

05:59:14.400 And it did happen.

05:59:16.240 Huh?

05:59:16.800 Yeah.

05:59:17.360 See, right?

05:59:17.860 You didn't see what I'm talking about.

05:59:19.040 But like, before...

05:59:22.340 So you are confirming that he did?

05:59:24.220 Like with the other men that I've had, I haven't had sex with them on the first date.

05:59:29.140 I don't even kiss them or whatever.

05:59:31.380 But this last one I really liked, I did.

05:59:35.620 We came back from a nightclub and then, yeah.

05:59:38.880 Y'all had carnal knowledge.

05:59:41.340 Yeah.

05:59:42.000 Had carnal knowledge.

05:59:43.260 Okay.

05:59:43.920 Yeah.

05:59:44.560 Yeah.

05:59:44.780 I thought, why not?

05:59:45.620 It's crazy.

05:59:46.400 You won't like, you say, bowing to a guy gives you the ick, but you'll like hit after you

05:59:51.600 just come from like a pop in Sydney.

05:59:53.440 You don't see those moves.

05:59:54.620 They're the best dance floors in Sydney.

05:59:57.120 Yeah.

05:59:57.440 Gold Coast.

05:59:57.780 It was in Sydney.

05:59:58.780 It was in Gold Coast.

06:00:00.880 Brisbane.

06:00:01.480 We used to live in Sydney.

06:00:02.540 What's the big city?

06:00:03.460 Melbourne?

06:00:05.420 Sydney, Melbourne, Gold Coast, Brisbane.

06:00:10.500 I don't know.

06:00:11.360 I feel like you guys are...

06:00:12.260 I think you guys kind of like give me Perth vibes, to be honest.

06:00:14.760 Perth, really?

06:00:15.320 Yeah.

06:00:15.580 You're both from Perth, for sure.

06:00:16.840 No, from Gold Coast.

06:00:18.040 Like...

06:00:18.480 I was born in Sydney.

06:00:19.560 Just be honest, you guys are from like Western Australia.

06:00:22.460 Okay.

06:00:22.800 So we were...

06:00:23.560 Just be honest, just say you're from Perth.

06:00:25.260 No, we legit weren't.

06:00:26.360 Like, I swear to God, like, I'm legit from Goldie.

06:00:29.080 Legit from...

06:00:29.680 Yeah, yeah, of course.

06:00:30.440 Yeah.

06:00:32.000 Goldie.

06:00:32.520 Sorry, Gold Coast.

06:00:33.060 Gold Coast.

06:00:33.920 Yeah.

06:00:35.300 Where's Waratah?

06:00:36.660 I don't even know.

06:00:37.860 Waratah?

06:00:38.560 Waratah?

06:00:39.320 I've never heard of that.

06:00:40.300 I don't even know what I'm talking about.

06:00:41.660 Oh, okay.

06:00:43.360 But you wouldn't even do a bow.

06:00:45.300 I don't know.

06:00:45.580 Just try it.

06:00:46.040 I mean, no, I would not do a bow.

06:00:49.540 I don't know.

06:00:50.220 I can't see myself like, oh, hello, baby, and bowing.

06:00:54.220 Like, no, I...

06:00:55.860 He would get the ick and probably put my head in a wall.

06:00:58.280 Yeah, we'd...

06:00:58.920 No, they wouldn't.

06:00:59.680 Yeah, no, Australians are so much different than you think.

06:01:02.700 It's so funny.

06:01:03.040 Like, if I was to bow to a guy and he's like, let's say my boyfriend of four years, he'd

06:01:09.260 literally put my head in a wall and I just know it.

06:01:11.820 He would literally do domestic violence?

06:01:13.800 Yeah.

06:01:14.500 I would too.

06:01:15.260 If he was to sit down and bow at me, I'd put him in a wall too.

06:01:18.540 Wow, okay.

06:01:19.060 It's such an ick.

06:01:19.800 I'd get the ick.

06:01:20.580 I'd probably break up with him for bowing at me.

06:01:22.980 Okay.

06:01:23.180 But, like, I'm not against it.

06:01:24.600 Like, if anyone...

06:01:24.880 It'll give you the what now?

06:01:26.540 The ick.

06:01:27.340 The ick.

06:01:27.600 Yeah, the ick.

06:01:28.240 The ick.

06:01:28.780 It's the ick, Andrew.

06:01:30.020 The ick.

06:01:30.280 It's the ick.

06:01:31.180 It's an ick.

06:01:31.700 Gives her the ick.

06:01:32.380 Everything's an ick.

06:01:32.860 You can't take the ick?

06:01:34.280 No.

06:01:35.080 You can't take the ick.

06:01:36.240 No, I get icks a lot.

06:01:37.220 Yeah, same.

06:01:37.900 A lot of icks.

06:01:38.500 Our icks are literally, like, so, like, out-of-pocket weird.

06:01:41.220 Out-of-pocket icks.

06:01:41.880 Yeah.

06:01:42.080 Why would you get, like, that ick?

06:01:43.280 Going around the table, I want to hear...

06:01:45.100 So then, if you get the ick from a man, is he still a 10?

06:01:49.900 Um...

06:01:50.300 I mean, if I love you, yeah.

06:01:53.400 Yeah.

06:01:53.880 If you really like someone, like, you get past the ick.

06:01:56.060 Yeah, I know.

06:01:56.540 I know.

06:01:56.920 I know.

06:01:57.300 But you don't love him and you get the ick.

06:01:59.340 If you don't love him and you get the ick, is he still a 10?

06:02:01.960 I don't know.

06:02:02.620 Let's put it this way.

06:02:03.320 I literally, I like someone.

06:02:05.200 And he'd do stuff that would usually give me the ick if it was any other person.

06:02:09.180 But because I liked him, I just, like, kind of brushed it under the carpet.

06:02:11.980 Yeah, yeah.

06:02:12.460 Sure, sure.

06:02:12.960 I got over it.

06:02:13.800 I'm just going to grant all that shit.

06:02:15.520 And I'm just going to ask you again.

06:02:17.580 If it's a guy you don't really like and he gives you the ick, is he still a 10?

06:02:21.560 Um, no.

06:02:24.420 I guess so.

06:02:25.380 The ick is, like, very, very, like, it, like, really, like, damages him.

06:02:29.320 Yeah, I know, I know.

06:02:30.380 But let her answer.

06:02:31.080 Yeah, like, honestly, probably, it would make you buy not a 10.

06:02:33.500 So hang on.

06:02:34.120 So hang on.

06:02:34.700 So let her answer the question I asked her.

06:02:37.080 However, if you get the ick from a guy who you don't like, is he still a 10?

06:02:43.540 Okay, now listen here.

06:02:45.100 Listen.

06:02:46.440 Okay, so I feel like everybody's a 10.

06:02:49.480 Everybody is naturally just a 10.

06:02:51.340 But when you get to know them and if they give you the ick and stuff like that, you're

06:02:54.220 like, you go down the scale, of course.

06:02:56.300 Like, I don't feel like you always...

06:02:57.520 So they're not still a 10?

06:02:59.260 No.

06:02:59.620 So then earlier, when you said every man was a 10, you were kind of fibbing a little

06:03:03.780 bit, you think?

06:03:04.740 No.

06:03:06.020 So every man is a 10, except the ones that give you an ick?

06:03:08.940 You're a 10, and look, you're giving me the ick by having a guitar in the background.

06:03:12.160 I mean, you're, like, giving me the ick because you have a stupid accent.

06:03:15.340 So do you think that we can get back to the conversation at home?

06:03:18.300 Do you know why I get the ick, like, on this podcast?

06:03:19.960 I can't even understand what you're saying.

06:03:21.800 You're from a fake country.

06:03:22.780 But anyway, back to where we're at, can you explain very quickly, very quickly, my Vegemite

06:03:27.980 eating friend, is it true that if a man gives you the ick, he's no longer a 10, or isn't

06:03:33.440 it?

06:03:34.380 Um, I don't know.

06:03:36.480 We'll have to see.

06:03:36.580 You don't know.

06:03:37.320 Suddenly, suddenly, suddenly your brain doesn't work.

06:03:39.420 I mean, I mean, if I, if I, if I'm amazing.

06:03:41.320 If I like you, and I don't love you, and you do something that's an ick, I will get

06:03:45.080 the ick.

06:03:45.580 But if I love you, I won't get the ick.

06:03:47.240 But if you're a random, if you're, if you're, if you're a random person, I would not get the

06:03:51.160 ick because, like, you, I don't know you.

06:03:53.560 Okay, so let us assume you don't love him.

06:03:55.980 You don't know him that much.

06:03:57.980 He gives you the ick.

06:03:59.760 Is he still a 10, yes or no?

06:04:02.280 Um, I mean, if you were my friend and you give me the ick, you're, I don't know how to

06:04:07.600 explain it.

06:04:08.340 But do you know what's an ick?

06:04:09.260 Having, having to talk into microphones.

06:04:10.940 Yeah, I know, I know.

06:04:11.920 But do, do you think that you can just give me a direct yes or no to my question now?

06:04:16.060 Um, but I don't really want to answer that because.

06:04:18.780 I know you don't really want to answer it because it would prove that you were fibbing and

06:04:22.800 bullshitting earlier.

06:04:23.800 So do you think, do you think now you can answer honestly?

06:04:27.200 If a dude gives you the ick, he gives you the ick.

06:04:30.840 You don't like, ah, it's the ick.

06:04:33.740 That you don't actually think he's a 10 at that point.

06:04:36.860 Do you think you'd be honest with us now?

06:04:38.160 Um, he'd be a 9.9.

06:04:40.780 Okay, granted.

06:04:41.680 Not a 10.

06:04:42.180 Okay.

06:04:42.900 All right.

06:04:43.320 Thank you.

06:04:46.080 Let's still condor a 10.

06:04:50.160 I like playing around with you.

06:04:51.780 It's fun.

06:04:53.200 The 10th.

06:04:55.120 Well, I mean, it's fun for me.

06:04:56.900 It's hot.

06:04:57.880 What you should do is you should go buy, you should go buy some like, I don't know, some

06:05:02.380 bleach and put it in your hair, I think.

06:05:04.600 Bleach?

06:05:05.540 Yeah.

06:05:05.900 Do you think I should be blonde?

06:05:08.120 No, I mean, I think it would suit your personality.

06:05:12.720 You'd be hot if you were bald.

06:05:14.060 You're one of those chicks, you saw another chick, she's rowing a boat out in a field and

06:05:17.900 you were like, you stupid blonde, you're lucky you don't come out there right now and kick

06:05:21.420 your ass, right?

06:05:22.300 You're lucky you don't swim out there right now and kick your ass.

06:05:24.540 That's the type of chick you are.

06:05:28.460 Yeah.

06:05:28.900 You don't even know what I just said.

06:05:30.200 No, I wasn't really listening.

06:05:31.720 Yeah, I know.

06:05:32.340 I was just thinking about if you were to be bald, you'd be so much hotter with your

06:05:37.240 like attitude to...

06:05:38.160 I know, I know.

06:05:38.500 But if you were just hot, you'd be so much hotter.

06:05:41.140 Okay.

06:05:41.500 But, you know, that's the thing, right?

06:05:43.260 It's like, if we're doing tit for tat, it's when somebody who's, I don't know, a three

06:05:48.620 or a four says, you're not, I don't care.

06:05:50.520 Like, what do I care?

06:05:51.280 You're sitting there talking into a mic, making me thousands of dollars.

06:05:57.280 I don't give a shit, right?

06:05:58.440 You can say what you want.

06:06:00.400 Oh.

06:06:01.120 Yeah.

06:06:01.760 Yeah.

06:06:02.520 Make your money.

06:06:03.500 Go for it.

06:06:05.080 I'm glad.

06:06:05.420 You would do a lot better though if you were, you know what?

06:06:07.980 I'll tell you what.

06:06:08.700 The audience, both on the whatever side and on my side, they would actually like you a

06:06:12.720 lot better if you're just honest.

06:06:14.620 I am honest.

06:06:15.880 Are you?

06:06:17.920 Yeah.

06:06:18.320 So, if you're just honest, and let me just ask you directly, if a guy gives you the ick

06:06:23.220 who you don't know that well, is he still a 10?

06:06:27.320 Honestly.

06:06:30.100 Honestly, no.

06:06:31.900 He would have been.

06:06:33.360 But, like, if I don't know you and you do something that's ick, I wouldn't really say,

06:06:37.000 oh, look, that's an ick.

06:06:38.280 I'd do it if, like, you're my friend.

06:06:41.000 Like, do you know what I mean?

06:06:42.500 Yeah.

06:06:42.900 So, I mean, if you're being honest then, if we're just doing, if we're doing, like,

06:06:46.260 the honest thing, not every man's a 10 and not every chick is a 10, right?

06:06:51.680 I mean, come on.

06:06:52.840 You're a 10.

06:06:54.180 I know I'm a 10.

06:06:55.400 But other than me.

06:06:56.560 You thought.

06:06:57.080 I mean, not every man is a 10.

06:06:59.200 Not every chick is a 10, right?

06:07:00.780 We're going to be honest.

06:07:03.220 You going to tell the truth now?

06:07:04.380 Well, are we actually doing that or are we not doing that?

06:07:12.940 You don't know?

06:07:13.900 Wait, what would you say is if someone gives me the ick, they're, like, not a 10?

06:07:18.900 No, I'm just saying, like, in a general sense.

06:07:21.440 Like, if we're going to backtrack, we're going to be totally honest with each other.

06:07:24.240 You're being honest with me.

06:07:25.460 I'm being honest with you.

06:07:26.860 Not every man, I mean, probably most men, aren't fucking 10s.

06:07:32.180 And not every woman, and probably most women aren't 10s, right?

06:07:35.840 Like, honestly.

06:07:39.500 Yeah.

06:07:40.400 No, they're not.

06:07:41.860 But, like, no, that's only under one circumstance.

06:07:45.120 So then I've got to ask you this.

06:07:47.500 Like, how could we not perceive that earlier?

06:07:50.620 You were just kind of trolling, right?

06:07:52.360 Like, why did you modify your answers so much?

06:07:55.240 No, but, like, no, everybody's a 10, and now we're on the ick subject.

06:08:00.300 So now, if you're going to give me the ick, like, you have a guitar in the background now.

06:08:03.100 What do you mean everyone's a 10?

06:08:04.260 You just got done saying they're not.

06:08:06.420 What?

06:08:07.500 What?

06:08:08.120 You just got done saying they're not all 10s.

06:08:11.260 No, but, like, only if you give me the ick, you're not a 10.

06:08:15.120 Yeah, no, but you just got done saying just five seconds ago in the conversation,

06:08:19.960 yes, of course, Andrew, not every chick is a 10.

06:08:22.760 Most of them aren't.

06:08:23.560 Most men aren't.

06:08:24.560 All right?

06:08:25.300 So, like, why earlier, earlier when we brought this up, like, why were you messing around?

06:08:31.640 Like, you know what I mean?

06:08:32.580 Why were you trolling?

06:08:33.660 Was it just because you didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings?

06:08:35.960 I like when you argue.

06:08:37.080 It's hot.

06:08:38.200 Yeah, I know.

06:08:38.700 I know it is.

06:08:39.420 But is it just that you didn't want to hurt anybody's feelings?

06:08:43.460 No, I love your reaction.

06:08:45.260 I know, but I don't love yours.

06:08:47.300 Can you just answer my question?

06:08:48.580 You saying that you don't love mine is so hot.

06:08:51.240 You have no idea.

06:08:52.420 Yeah, yeah, I know.

06:08:53.180 And you must be at least this tall to date Andrew Wilson, and you're not.

06:08:56.820 And you must have an American accent, and you're not.

06:08:59.160 So back to where we were at.

06:09:00.500 Before you so rudely interrupted me with words I don't even understand,

06:09:03.680 because your accent's so thick, it makes no sense.

06:09:06.220 Can you answer my damn question?

06:09:08.680 No.

06:09:10.400 No?

06:09:11.520 No.

06:09:12.100 I'm not answering your question.

06:09:13.940 I didn't think you would.

06:09:15.580 You can stay mad.

06:09:16.080 It was still worth a shot.

06:09:17.220 It was still worth a shot.

06:09:19.140 I mean, we were close.

06:09:20.420 We were like, we're about to have this great honest moment.

06:09:21.880 I'll answer your question if you bow for me.

06:09:23.760 It was going to be a fantastic honest moment.

06:09:26.200 There was honesty between me and you, and then you just kind of messed the whole thing up.

06:09:29.160 Okay, between me and you, between me and you, if you bow for me, I'll answer your question.

06:09:34.080 And I'll give you the honest answer.

06:09:35.220 I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than bow, not just to you, but to any Australian.

06:09:42.980 Why do you hate Ozzy so much?

06:09:44.800 He doesn't believe it's a country.

06:09:46.600 Are you serious?

06:09:47.720 No, of course not.

06:09:48.700 Of course I do.

06:09:49.900 I don't believe in any type of big cartographic conspiracy.

06:09:53.380 That's ridiculous.

06:09:55.660 This is a horrific allegation made against me.

06:09:59.420 But anyway, back to where we're at.

06:10:01.080 If we were, let's pretend that you were honest for five seconds, right?

06:10:07.800 And not just trolling and being a jerk, right?

06:10:10.480 Thank you.

06:10:11.880 Yeah, we're just going to at least pretend that that's true.

06:10:15.380 You know...

06:10:15.880 If you bow for me.

06:10:17.320 And you bow for me.

06:10:20.080 How about a cur...

06:10:20.920 Oh, you know what?

06:10:21.460 I'll tell you what.

06:10:22.080 You're the one that wants the honest answer.

06:10:23.620 How about you do a little curtsy?

06:10:26.840 Stand up, do a little curtsy, and then maybe I'll consider the bow.

06:10:31.200 What do you think?

06:10:32.560 Okay, but you have to give me the answer.

06:10:35.220 I mean, wait.

06:10:35.600 Okay, I'll give you the answer, but you have to do the curtsy first.

06:10:39.020 Wait, wait.

06:10:39.800 I don't...

06:10:40.140 Wait, why do I need an answer?

06:10:41.660 I don't need an answer.

06:10:43.080 I've got to answer the question.

06:10:44.180 You said you've got to give me the answer.

06:10:45.320 This is the deal.

06:10:46.780 You give me a bow, and I'll give you the honest truth.

06:10:49.280 No, you give me the curtsy, and then I'll think about giving you the bow.

06:10:53.380 No.

06:10:53.600 That seems fair.

06:10:54.400 No, I'm not doing that.

06:10:55.440 You can...

06:10:55.980 Why not?

06:10:57.020 Okay.

06:10:57.840 Keep arguing.

06:10:58.820 I thought you just said I was the hottest thing you ever saw.

06:11:01.020 You wouldn't even give me a fucking curtsy.

06:11:02.820 What the hell is wrong with you?

06:11:03.980 Rude.

06:11:05.080 Yeah, totally rude.

06:11:07.020 Andrew, you're beautiful.

06:11:08.060 You're gorgeous.

06:11:08.620 You're everything I ever wanted in, man.

06:11:10.000 You weren't even curtsy.

06:11:12.800 No.

06:11:14.020 Yeah, the name of all that's wrong with kangaroos.

06:11:16.280 What the hell?

06:11:16.680 What the hell is going on here?

06:11:18.120 You would get the ick if you see me curtsy.

06:11:20.100 Oh, my God.

06:11:20.920 I'd give me ick not seeing you curtsy.

06:11:23.640 What?

06:11:25.800 Is that actually an ick to not seeing a girl curtsy?

06:11:30.020 Yes.

06:11:30.660 Really?

06:11:31.120 A hundred percent.

06:11:31.840 Yeah.

06:11:32.440 A thousand percent.

06:11:33.440 But, like, do you go up and bow to your wife?

06:11:39.900 Of course not.

06:11:41.040 My wife curtsies to me.

06:11:43.400 Oh, my God.

06:11:43.940 He's taking a piece of being for real.

06:11:45.620 He's being for real.

06:11:46.500 I've seen it.

06:11:47.120 What the fuck?

06:11:47.560 Why?

06:11:47.660 I've seen it.

06:11:48.660 I've never heard of that before.

06:11:49.940 What do you mean, why?

06:11:51.660 I think it's just the Americans who do that.

06:11:53.020 Because I told her to fucking do it.

06:11:54.880 That's why.

06:11:55.560 What do you mean?

06:11:56.460 What kind of question is that?

06:11:57.820 What the hell?

06:11:58.620 I want you to do a fucking curtsy.

06:12:01.080 And she goes, okay.

06:12:02.040 What's wrong with that?

06:12:03.440 You're so hot.

06:12:05.120 No, what's wrong with that?

06:12:06.360 Like, what's wrong with that?

06:12:07.180 Why is that problematic?

06:12:08.440 Because you think I'm going to give you a curtsy.

06:12:10.740 Really?

06:12:11.500 I'm not giving you a curtsy.

06:12:12.000 I don't know.

06:12:12.580 I don't know.

06:12:12.880 You're so hot, but it won't give me a curtsy.

06:12:15.000 I don't know.

06:12:16.020 I'm starting to feel like you're a little bit disingenuous.

06:12:19.500 Yeah.

06:12:19.860 Like, you might not be being completely honest with us.

06:12:22.720 Not being honest.

06:12:24.240 I am being so honest that...

06:12:26.220 Being very dishonest.

06:12:28.560 It's such an ick that I'm talking to him through a TV screen.

06:12:31.980 And he's not actually here.

06:12:33.880 Yeah, but I mean, I'll be there in, what, like a week and a half.

06:12:37.520 Oh, I won't be here.

06:12:39.140 Yeah, I know.

06:12:40.120 If you were here, I'd give you a curtsy.

06:12:42.380 Fuck.

06:12:43.360 Yeah, you can't do it through the screen.

06:12:45.020 Fuck.

06:12:47.040 Wait, what?

06:12:47.820 No.

06:12:48.300 No curtsy through the screen?

06:12:49.860 No, not through the screen.

06:12:50.280 Like, I can still see it, even if I'm not there.

06:12:52.300 You realize how technology works.

06:12:53.940 I can still see it, even if I'm not present in the room with you, right?

06:12:57.360 Do I have a move?

06:12:58.660 I don't think I got a move.

06:13:00.540 No, not through the screen.

06:13:01.760 I'm fucked.

06:13:02.600 If you were here in person, if only.

06:13:05.340 Well, Brian's there in person.

06:13:07.260 What?

06:13:07.400 Will you give him a curtsy?

06:13:08.760 Who?

06:13:09.160 No.

06:13:09.540 I'll take the curtsy.

06:13:11.340 I'll be the proxy.

06:13:12.180 I'll be the proxy for the curtsy.

06:13:13.420 Yeah, he'll take the curtsy on my behalf.

06:13:15.320 He's very kind of him.

06:13:16.620 That's bullshit, bro.

06:13:18.800 No.

06:13:19.860 It has to be you.

06:13:22.100 Daddy.

06:13:22.680 That seems reasonable.

06:13:23.760 Do you want to do the makeup wipe thing for the beard?

06:13:26.620 Did we get a champagne pop yet?

06:13:28.500 No.

06:13:28.740 Sadly, no.

06:13:29.680 Not yet.

06:13:29.780 Why would you do a champagne pop?

06:13:31.640 What is that?

06:13:32.800 Is it?

06:13:32.980 We have a ball of champagne and we pop it.

06:13:35.520 Please do the champagne pop.

06:13:36.780 It's my birthday now.

06:13:38.080 Not worthy enough.

06:13:39.200 Sorry.

06:13:39.900 Oh, shit.

06:13:44.600 How come he's not here today?

06:13:46.140 How come you're not here today?

06:13:51.860 No, but like, where do you live?

06:13:54.160 You know why I'm not there today?

06:13:55.700 Because I'm here instead of there.

06:13:57.660 That's why.

06:13:58.360 Where's he?

06:13:58.900 Somewhere that's other than there.

06:14:01.780 Not Australia.

06:14:04.500 He's definitely American, though.

06:14:06.280 He's probably from, like, you know, New York.

06:14:09.200 Probably.

06:14:10.360 Do I sound like I'm from fucking New York?

06:14:12.320 Does he sound like he's from fucking New York?

06:14:15.600 Do I sound like I'm from New York?

06:14:17.800 Really?

06:14:18.160 Yeah.

06:14:18.720 Yeah.

06:14:19.040 I think you've got to get your American accent.

06:14:20.700 $69.

06:14:21.540 Yeah.

06:14:22.000 You do.

06:14:22.460 We saw bricks and rock in the solitaire.

06:14:24.620 Lulz.

06:14:25.020 Oh, shit.

06:14:25.940 My bad.

06:14:27.660 Oh, no.

06:14:28.200 I'm just having a ball here.

06:14:30.220 I switched it up to Minesweeper.

06:14:31.880 Any fucking OGs?

06:14:33.120 Look at this shit.

06:14:33.840 Look at how far along I am on this fucking Minesweeper shit, boys.

06:14:38.780 Fucking.

06:14:39.300 What's a Minesweeper?

06:14:40.620 Huh?

06:14:41.200 What's that?

06:14:42.320 It's before your day.

06:14:44.700 Well, it starts with a mind, which is a thing you don't have, and then it moves over to

06:14:49.300 a sweeper, a thing you've never done.

06:14:51.460 So I can understand the confusion.

06:14:52.760 Damn, bro.

06:14:52.780 Shit.

06:14:53.420 This is the roast section right now.

06:14:55.580 Shit.

06:14:56.660 Getting roasted.

06:14:58.180 Y'all getting roasted.

06:15:00.900 Joe Murphy donated $69.

06:15:02.180 By the way, TTS is $69.

06:15:03.680 TTS is now $69.

06:15:04.520 In the spirit of aviation, G.D. Violet seems legit to land a dead stick emergency landing

06:15:09.980 in a two-person aircraft.

06:15:11.260 It seems suspect with the transactional amounts just to enjoy a pilot's company.

06:15:17.120 Red flag.

06:15:18.280 Okay.

06:15:19.760 Red flag, yeah.

06:15:21.680 Anyways, I should get back to this.

06:15:25.180 I do want to go around the table.

06:15:26.900 Since we've been talking about ics, you get one ick.

06:15:29.760 I want more time to think about this.

06:15:43.160 What's your ick?

06:15:44.580 Not laughing at my jokes.

06:15:47.800 That gives you the ick if they don't laugh at the jokes.

06:15:50.740 Yeah, like I'm like all of a sudden uninterested.

06:15:52.920 Like I don't even want to see you anymore.

06:15:53.800 Have you ever had a guy who you really fucking liked, but he would never, like he wouldn't

06:15:57.560 laugh at your shit?

06:15:58.520 No, I feel like that only happens with like, like once they start getting, huh?

06:16:02.880 Like mids?

06:16:04.000 No, like I feel like I'll get that ick like with like my exes, like, like randomly, like

06:16:08.920 I'll make a super funny joke and they won't laugh.

06:16:10.760 I'm like, you would have definitely laughed at this.

06:16:12.620 Like, why the fuck are you not laughing?

06:16:14.060 And it's like icky, you know?

06:16:15.700 Okay.

06:16:15.940 So not laughing at your jokes gives you the ick.

06:16:17.860 What about you?

06:16:18.400 What about some icks?

06:16:19.560 Or a ick?

06:16:20.080 Excuse me.

06:16:20.500 I think they're right all the time.

06:16:26.000 So you wouldn't date Andrew?

06:16:27.140 Just kidding.

06:16:27.540 I'm kidding.

06:16:27.940 Andrew, I'm kidding.

06:16:29.620 He is right all the time though.

06:16:31.000 That's the thing.

06:16:37.940 So if they're right all the time, so is your boyfriend like, when you guys, when you and

06:16:41.920 your boyfriend argue, like, do you win mostly?

06:16:45.900 Yeah.

06:16:46.780 You win all the arguments?

06:16:47.840 Of course.

06:16:48.340 Okay.

06:16:50.880 What about you, Amy?

06:16:51.940 Bad manners.

06:16:52.900 Bad manners.

06:16:53.800 Okay.

06:16:56.900 Australia number one.

06:16:58.480 Okay.

06:16:58.920 I'll give you the egg.

06:17:01.760 When they act rich on social media and then you come back and do a nice night out.

06:17:07.180 Collection of donated $69.

06:17:10.160 Brian needs to apologize to Jojo and get on his knees and propose.

06:17:14.460 Dot also Brian on full passive aggressive troll here.

06:17:17.520 Dot Andy Simons.

06:17:18.340 Sipping hard.

06:17:19.620 Be honest.

06:17:20.740 So many examples of her baby tantrums and passive aggressive.

06:17:25.260 Okay.

06:17:26.560 Well, I'm not going to get on my knees for Jojo.

06:17:28.860 And also, Brian can spell passive aggressive and you can't.

06:17:32.580 I just wanted to point that out.

06:17:34.220 Roasted.

06:17:35.900 Go ahead.

06:17:36.660 Okay.

06:17:37.040 What were you saying?

06:17:37.620 What were you saying?

06:17:37.660 You're ick or whatever?

06:17:39.840 When they act rich on social media, but then you come back to his after a nice night out that I paid for.

06:17:45.340 And his car got taken away by debt collectors through finance.

06:17:48.640 That sounds so specific.

06:17:49.820 That's valid.

06:17:50.940 That's valid.

06:17:51.660 A lot of these dudes be on social media flexing up there.

06:17:55.840 Apparently, he's an influencer, which he is.

06:17:58.820 He's a comedian.

06:17:59.500 But, like, he acts rich and then, like, I'm the one paying for the date.

06:18:04.420 Which is fine.

06:18:05.020 Like, I don't care.

06:18:06.000 I don't care that I'm paying for the date.

06:18:07.740 But, like...

06:18:09.500 You know what the crazy finesse is?

06:18:13.820 Is these dudes will buy fake Instagram accounts and it'll be anywhere from, like, they'll give themselves either 50k or some of these guys are really brash.

06:18:20.700 And they'll go, like, 10 million.

06:18:22.540 Yeah.

06:18:23.260 You ever, like, seen a guy with, like, 10 million Instagram followers and you're, like, you Google this guy?

06:18:28.020 You can't find shit about him.

06:18:30.440 Like, these fucking fake dudes.

06:18:32.500 Huh?

06:18:33.300 Yeah, I have.

06:18:34.720 I did it with this guy.

06:18:35.580 He has 45,000.

06:18:37.020 Oh, my God.

06:18:37.900 I, like, went through and they're, like, they look like bot followers.

06:18:41.880 I didn't Google him.

06:18:43.220 Like, he is on the internet.

06:18:44.040 But these dudes will do this finesse.

06:18:45.420 They'll buy the blue check mark.

06:18:46.720 They'll, oh, buy, like, 100k fake followers, 300k.

06:18:49.880 Some of them will buy these, like, 10 million follower accounts.

06:18:52.200 I'm, like, who are you?

06:18:53.780 Wow.

06:18:54.200 You can't find any info about these dudes.

06:18:56.340 I should do that for my only fans.

06:18:58.220 And then they'll DM a chick and some chicks will be, like, naive to it.

06:19:02.100 And know that, like, this guy's actually a nobody but here's he posing with some fucking, oh, here's me in Dubai, blah, blah, blah.

06:19:07.400 But he's a fucking nobody.

06:19:08.580 That's an ick.

06:19:09.100 It's crazy.

06:19:10.180 Major ick.

06:19:11.160 Yeah.

06:19:12.280 I get that.

06:19:12.880 I'm not even, I'm not gay, but I get the ick.

06:19:15.600 If I see a dude who's, like, fake flexing, that gives me the ick.

06:19:19.620 Yeah.

06:19:20.480 It's crazy, son.

06:19:21.300 That is an ick.

06:19:21.940 That shit's crazy.

06:19:22.820 All right.

06:19:23.000 What about you?

06:19:23.440 What gives you the ick?

06:19:24.980 Um, like, men at the gym that are just, like, grunting, like, really obnoxiously, like, loud.

06:19:32.080 Yeah.

06:19:33.200 Hmm.

06:19:34.340 Like, they're lifting heavy?

06:19:35.880 No.

06:19:36.520 Like, the whole gym can, like, hear you working out.

06:19:41.120 Yeah.

06:19:41.440 That's what I do when I'm, like, curling tens.

06:19:43.240 I'm, like, fuck.

06:19:43.980 Can I ask a quick follow-up to you on the gym thing?

06:19:47.800 Go ahead.

06:19:48.480 Why do you think it is that all-female gyms fail?

06:19:52.720 Why do you think that women always seem to want to go to gyms where males are, and they

06:19:57.080 don't seem to want to ever go to all-female gyms?

06:19:59.760 Because the men are hot.

06:20:01.040 Well, yeah.

06:20:02.520 They motivate us.

06:20:04.080 The men motivate us.

06:20:04.980 Yeah, I know, I know, but it's not a question for you.

06:20:06.580 I was just asking the gallery.

06:20:07.480 All-female gyms don't have enough actual equipment.

06:20:11.000 Yeah.

06:20:11.380 They're a lot more expensive, too.

06:20:13.540 Yeah.

06:20:14.620 Come on, Slatesford.

06:20:15.480 No, I'm kidding.

06:20:16.060 Yeah, so, I mean, if all that grunting is the ick and it's annoying and this and that,

06:20:21.120 why is it that you think that somebody hasn't cornered the market, like a man?

06:20:25.360 Couldn't a man open a gym that was just for women and just make a killing so you didn't

06:20:31.580 have to see all those icky fucking men making all those evil grunting sounds?

06:20:36.940 Well, I think it would be better if a woman opened up a gym for women that want to work

06:20:40.960 out.

06:20:41.640 I think it would be...

06:20:42.040 Yeah, but how come they always fail?

06:20:43.960 They fail when they do.

06:20:44.920 Yeah.

06:20:45.460 That exists.

06:20:46.200 Sorry, what was that?

06:20:47.520 Well, it's really weird because when people open these all-female gyms, the all-female

06:20:52.700 gyms fail.

06:20:53.540 It's almost like the women want to work out where the men are.

06:20:56.320 It's very strange to me.

06:20:57.440 I mean, I've never been to an all-woman's gym, so...

06:21:01.080 Yeah, that's interesting, too.

06:21:02.520 You would think that if all of these icky men were around who were trying to check out

06:21:06.680 all these women's asses and, you know, kind of coom all over them, and you were just,

06:21:13.080 you know, the ick, you got the ick from the grunts and all of this, you would think that

06:21:17.320 tons of other women would have that same feeling and you would just make a killing by having

06:21:22.580 an all-female gym, but they fail.

06:21:24.620 I wonder why that is.

06:21:25.540 I don't know.

06:21:26.200 There's canati studios everywhere.

06:21:29.040 Ripped Rich and Rare donated $69.

06:21:32.220 The biggest tick is Fat Boy Andrew with those huge bacon-greased titties.

06:21:36.920 He call other simps but marries single moms and take care of other men's kids.

06:21:41.580 I'll smack her fat-simp titties as up.

06:21:47.420 All right.

06:21:49.460 Okay.

06:21:50.620 I guess this is the early...

06:21:52.360 So, Lucky Step Bro donated $69.

06:21:57.440 First live podcast I have been in for.

06:22:00.260 Been watching the clips for several months now.

06:22:03.000 Yeah, thank you.

06:22:03.340 As someone that grew up with no dad figure, this podcast is very beneficial to young men.

06:22:08.920 I got you.

06:22:09.300 Brian and Andrew, 2024.

06:22:11.580 First off, thank you for tuning in for the first time.

06:22:13.280 Thank you for the TTS.

06:22:14.100 Appreciate it.

06:22:14.960 I will adopt you.

06:22:16.580 You know, I'll adopt you.

06:22:20.760 Charlie Kirk left his water.

06:22:23.420 So, I'm going to sell this on eBay.

06:22:25.080 It has his DNA on it.

06:22:26.760 No, I'm kidding.

06:22:27.280 I'm kidding.

06:22:28.780 How much do you think I could get?

06:22:30.260 $1,000.

06:22:31.080 I could probably eBay this.

06:22:32.480 Yeah, 100%.

06:22:33.680 No, I'm kidding.

06:22:34.240 Charlie Kirk, I'd never do that to you.

06:22:35.720 I'd never do that.

06:22:37.320 eBay.com slash whatever.

06:22:38.700 Just kidding.

06:22:39.440 All right.

06:22:40.980 Ick.

06:22:41.260 Okay.

06:22:41.820 The gym groaning.

06:22:43.440 Yeah.

06:22:44.060 What if it's like justified though?

06:22:45.680 Like they're fucking squatting like 400 pounds.

06:22:48.640 I mean, I've seen people do it without like being obnoxiously loud.

06:22:52.460 I mean, I feel like sometimes people might do it for attention that they're lifting like

06:22:58.140 super heavy.

06:22:59.640 Word.

06:23:00.100 What about you?

06:23:00.940 I get the ick when it's raining and then a guy pulls out an umbrella.

06:23:07.480 What?

06:23:08.320 I'm sorry.

06:23:08.980 What?

06:23:09.480 It's just an ick.

06:23:10.240 Like, why do you have an umbrella?

06:23:11.700 Like, okay.

06:23:12.620 I prefer to like get drenched than have an umbrella on top of my head.

06:23:17.260 Same to be honest.

06:23:18.500 You guys are alone on that one.

06:23:20.460 I think they're such an ick.

06:23:21.760 Like, just imagine.

06:23:22.880 Just imagine.

06:23:23.320 Like, why do you have an umbrella in the first place?

06:23:25.360 And then it starts raining and then they just pull out like an umbrella.

06:23:28.240 Like, what the fuck?

06:23:28.780 Yeah, they're prepared.

06:23:30.280 No, I hate that.

06:23:31.320 I feel like it's such an ick.

06:23:32.620 Maybe he does as well.

06:23:34.420 Okay.

06:23:35.100 A guy having an umbrella.

06:23:37.280 Yeah.

06:23:37.940 Gives you the ick.

06:23:39.320 I prefer to get rained on.

06:23:41.180 What if he has got a raincoat?

06:23:42.800 Oh my God.

06:23:43.180 It's even worse.

06:23:43.940 Worse of an ick.

06:23:45.880 That is so icky.

06:23:47.160 I like the raincoat hard.

06:23:48.100 Because I feel like he ticks it off, gives it to you.

06:23:50.060 I don't want to get all wet.

06:23:51.260 It's like gentlemanly.

06:23:52.540 I prefer to get wet than wear a raincoat.

06:23:54.040 Gentlemanly.

06:23:56.200 Okay.

06:23:57.680 What about you?

06:23:58.160 What gives you the ick?

06:23:59.060 Wonky knees.

06:24:00.360 Oh my God.

06:24:01.320 Yes.

06:24:01.880 Yes.

06:24:02.480 Thank you.

06:24:03.800 Please.

06:24:04.600 Or like wonky ankles.

06:24:06.580 What does that mean?

06:24:07.540 What is that?

06:24:08.600 Does that mean knock in that knees?

06:24:10.580 No.

06:24:10.920 When you walk inward.

06:24:12.880 Like, I figure you've seen those.

06:24:13.780 Yeah.

06:24:14.420 That's like a disease.

06:24:16.760 It's called club foot.

06:24:18.580 It's like an actual disease that people are born with.

06:24:20.900 Do I have wonky knees?

06:24:21.400 I know some people, but maybe people just do have wonky ankles.

06:24:26.880 Okay.

06:24:27.480 Sorry.

06:24:27.940 Sorry.

06:24:28.180 Sorry.

06:24:28.360 I mean, like the knees are like popping up.

06:24:28.820 Hey, sorry.

06:24:29.260 Sorry, all the guys out there with wonky knees.

06:24:31.080 She's not dating you.

06:24:32.380 Mellow underscore over donated $69.

06:24:35.800 The redhead in the corner is so cute and so feminine.

06:24:39.160 I'm recently single and need to work on myself, but I hope when I'm ready,

06:24:43.220 I can meet someone like you.

06:24:45.320 Heart.

06:24:46.520 Wow.

06:24:47.280 All right.

06:24:47.980 Nice working on here.

06:24:49.200 Okay.

06:24:49.800 All right.

06:24:50.380 I like how he's ready to work on myself.

06:24:52.400 How are your knees, dude?

06:24:53.540 Do you have wonky knees, though?

06:24:56.040 If you do, and if you don't have wonky knees, it's a deal breaker.

06:25:00.760 Ick.

06:25:01.260 What gives you the ick?

06:25:01.980 Either somebody that's not intelligent or somebody who is intelligent that refuses to

06:25:06.860 use it.

06:25:07.800 Oh, that's fair.

06:25:08.960 Valid.

06:25:09.420 Valid.

06:25:10.440 Madison, what about you?

06:25:11.360 What gives you the ick?

06:25:12.000 Like the ick cessment.

06:25:13.560 Probably like, I'm like chewing on the mic.

06:25:17.080 Like someone that like laughs really hard at their jokes when it's like not funny.

06:25:21.380 Kind of like, hold on.

06:25:25.460 Like I do sometimes.

06:25:31.320 Yeah, and then everyone's just silent.

06:25:34.140 Yeah.

06:25:35.080 That's awkward.

06:25:35.840 Ick?

06:25:37.220 Yeah.

06:25:37.980 I guess a mix of all that.

06:25:39.740 No self-awareness or self-perception.

06:25:41.840 All a donated $69.

06:25:44.020 $69.

06:25:44.480 Lady Skypilot, good evening.

06:25:47.060 Please describe to us the general purpose of a qualitative EMC checklist with respect

06:25:51.840 to any aircraft.

06:25:52.960 Oh, my God.

06:25:55.780 Go ahead.

06:25:57.440 A qualitative EMC checklist?

06:25:59.940 You're talking about like emergency management?

06:26:05.680 Engine failure?

06:26:06.880 IMC conditions?

06:26:07.860 EMC?

06:26:08.240 I don't know what a qualitative EMC checklist is.

06:26:11.200 And they don't exist for every type of aircraft.

06:26:13.620 I would know because I've flown a few and we didn't have something called that.

06:26:16.640 We have lots of different checklists.

06:26:18.820 Are you talking about IMC conditions?

06:26:20.760 Are you talking about emergency descents?

06:26:22.740 Engine failures?

06:26:23.600 I mean, there's checklists, you know, fire in the engine.

06:26:25.700 There's checklists for lots of different stuff.

06:26:27.520 But qualitative EMC checklist I have not heard of.

06:26:31.300 That wouldn't be in every type of aircraft.

06:26:33.640 It may be in something you fly.

06:26:36.920 Word?

06:26:38.180 Okay.

06:26:38.420 What about, so go ahead with your thing.

06:26:41.900 Oh, somebody who doesn't keep their word for the most part.

06:26:45.900 That's pretty standard.

06:26:48.720 What about like something weird that a guy does though?

06:26:51.040 I know.

06:26:51.520 I'm like thinking about it because mine is like so basic.

06:26:55.920 Like someone should always keep their word, but.

06:26:58.720 Right.

06:26:59.520 I mean, that will just give me automatic failure.

06:27:02.460 I want like somebody who smells really bad.

06:27:05.000 Oh, fair enough.

06:27:05.740 Yeah.

06:27:06.360 Yeah.

06:27:08.620 I don't know.

06:27:09.860 I was going to say uneven tans, but I guess that doesn't hurt me too much.

06:27:14.560 I mean, what about the surfer tan?

06:27:16.920 Surfer tan?

06:27:17.520 Actually, it might be hot.

06:27:18.920 It shows that you're like outside.

06:27:20.280 So that's going to be like neckline, wrists, and ankles.

06:27:23.460 A blue collar tan.

06:27:25.120 That's nice.

06:27:26.200 That's nice.

06:27:27.160 Yeah.

06:27:27.180 Andrew, what gives you the egg?

06:27:31.920 A girl that eats Vegemite.

06:27:34.080 Well, so I would actually, there are women who come on these panels and some of them are

06:27:41.040 quite intelligent and they have these kind of great back and forth because they've thought

06:27:46.440 through all the issues that they're talking about.

06:27:49.400 I mean, some of them have been, I mean, basically in every single seat you've been sitting in,

06:27:54.420 all of you women, there's been a woman there arguing successfully for her worldview.

06:27:59.020 And I have a lot of respect for that.

06:28:00.460 I think it's great.

06:28:01.780 And then there's Australian trolls and they give me the fucking ick more than anything else.

06:28:08.240 And it's only because in my defense, because they're so fucking stupid.

06:28:12.080 That's it.

06:28:12.720 In my defense.

06:28:13.240 One, go to a hardware store and buy some clips to keep those stamped boards in place.

06:28:18.780 Two, with cues to the panel, alternate which ends to start.

06:28:23.460 Sometimes we never hear from the left side table.

06:28:26.540 That's fair.

06:28:26.940 Thank you for the recommendation.

06:28:28.360 Yeah, we need to do something about the boards and then.

06:28:32.300 Using command strips.

06:28:34.400 By the way, the Australians in chat are saying they don't claim you.

06:28:37.340 Oh, shit.

06:28:38.020 Did you have a response to that?

06:28:40.140 Are they from Perth, though?

06:28:41.200 They were saying, find a different penal colony.

06:28:43.640 We don't claim them.

06:28:44.560 I don't know what that means.

06:28:45.640 Sally, think for the gift at five.

06:28:47.280 Go ahead.

06:28:47.620 Huh?

06:28:48.060 What?

06:28:48.740 What?

06:28:49.960 Okay.

06:28:51.080 The Australians don't claim y'all.

06:28:53.480 I don't understand.

06:28:55.180 Neither do I.

06:28:56.140 It's complicated.

06:28:56.480 They don't want y'all to be from their country.

06:28:59.060 Oh, okay.

06:29:00.560 Well, that must fucking suck.

06:29:02.160 I didn't want to be from your country.

06:29:03.780 I like my country.

06:29:06.580 Here, let's sing the...

06:29:08.000 I know you like your country, but your country meant your country.

06:29:11.180 I mean, it seems to not like you.

06:29:12.140 You guys aren't Australian.

06:29:13.060 That's the problem.

06:29:13.320 Here, you ready?

06:29:15.420 Australians all let us re...

06:29:17.620 Are you not going to fucking join me?

06:29:19.000 I honestly forgot about it.

06:29:20.140 How do you not know your own fucking...

06:29:21.600 How does the American know your national...

06:29:23.780 Okay.

06:29:24.620 This is a disrespect to Australia.

06:29:27.460 Okay, I'll sing.

06:29:28.100 Sing the national anthem.

06:29:29.180 I'll sing.

06:29:29.620 I know.

06:29:29.780 The American knows the Australian national anthem better than you.

06:29:33.000 Okay, ready?

06:29:33.340 Okay, let's go.

06:29:34.280 One, two, three.

06:29:35.020 Australians, oh, let us rejoice, for we are young and free.

06:29:42.820 The golden soil is so...

06:29:45.660 Holy fuck.

06:29:46.620 You guys are terrible.

06:29:47.800 What the fuck?

06:29:49.120 Dude, you guys are going to lose your fucking citizenship when you go back there.

06:29:53.260 You can't even sing the...

06:29:54.360 No, restart.

06:29:55.260 No, you have to sing it.

06:29:56.120 Our home is going by me.

06:29:57.380 Mellow Underscore Nova donated $69.

06:30:00.800 I put two surgeries on my right knee, so yeah, I think I qualify for wonky knees.

06:30:06.680 That's all right, though.

06:30:08.180 I can shoot my shot at some time that doesn't mind.

06:30:11.780 Smile W, Andrew.

06:30:13.700 W, Crucible.

06:30:15.180 W, whatever.

06:30:16.480 Thank you.

06:30:17.100 Thank you, Mellow Nova.

06:30:18.600 You need to come back, get your knees fixed, and then you'll be exciting Nova.

06:30:23.380 Right now, you're too mellow.

06:30:24.860 You're Mellow Nova, then you graduate to...

06:30:28.240 Ready?

06:30:29.900 Okay, let's sing the rest of this shit.

06:30:31.440 Okay.

06:30:33.760 Three, two, three.

06:30:35.220 For we are young and free.

06:30:36.340 I don't know it to an extent.

06:30:38.200 Okay.

06:30:38.720 Our home is good by then.

06:30:40.520 Okay.

06:30:41.260 Three, two.

06:30:42.180 A land of bounty nature's gifts, of beauty rich and rare.

06:30:45.680 How do you know that?

06:30:45.700 Wait, no.

06:30:46.280 I don't know that.

06:30:46.800 Australians, oh, let us rejoice.

06:30:49.240 Advance Australia fair.

06:30:51.260 How do you know that?

06:30:52.160 Australian women, let us rejoice at hearts.

06:30:56.120 Two does, two 13 and 14 year old boys rubbing one out to you online give you the ick.

06:31:01.980 What the fuck?

06:31:02.840 Bye.

06:31:03.880 Damn, Gracie, why you gotta bring it there, son?

06:31:07.040 Andrew, Andrew's not gonna work with me anymore now that I've sang the Australian national anthem, though.

06:31:12.200 That's for sure.

06:31:13.300 He doesn't believe in Australia.

06:31:14.340 Like, he doesn't think it's real.

06:31:15.540 What?

06:31:15.900 So, I'm sorry, Andrew, but I just know that I watch too much rugby.

06:31:22.080 Oh, is that how you know?

06:31:23.100 That's how I know.

06:31:23.760 Oh, there you go.

06:31:24.360 Yeah, you guys, do you guys like fuck with the wallabies or what?

06:31:27.720 Wallabies.

06:31:28.120 The animal.

06:31:28.700 The wallabies?

06:31:29.780 Um.

06:31:30.340 The national.

06:31:31.560 Yeah.

06:31:32.400 Damn, bro, how do I know?

06:31:33.180 I know more about Australia than y'all.

06:31:34.960 Yeah.

06:31:35.460 Yeah.

06:31:36.040 Do you know the Reds?

06:31:37.020 The Queensland Reds?

06:31:38.720 Like, um, site of origin.

06:31:42.080 Quaid Cooper?

06:31:42.820 Do you guys know Quaid Cooper?

06:31:44.020 No.

06:31:46.060 Uh.

06:31:48.200 Do you don't know Quaid Cooper?

06:31:49.820 No.

06:31:50.500 I mean, maybe if you shared a photo, I don't really.

06:31:52.800 The only, wait, I don't really follow footy or anything, or like soccer, if that's what

06:31:56.880 it is.

06:31:57.280 The only footy.

06:31:57.560 Do you guys know about drop bears?

06:31:59.240 Huh?

06:31:59.640 Drop bears.

06:32:00.240 Drop bears.

06:32:01.040 Yeah.

06:32:01.840 You don't know about, you know about the drop bears?

06:32:04.000 I think so.

06:32:04.840 In Australia?

06:32:05.620 No.

06:32:05.880 The bears that drop out of the tree.

06:32:07.680 Yeah.

06:32:08.320 The koalas.

06:32:09.440 Yeah.

06:32:09.680 No, no, no, no, not koalas.

06:32:10.900 Drop bears.

06:32:11.840 I've never heard of that.

06:32:12.800 You don't know about drop bears?

06:32:13.800 No.

06:32:14.060 I swear we don't even have drop bears.

06:32:15.640 You don't know about drop bears?

06:32:17.160 We have koalas.

06:32:17.800 What part of Australia are you guys from again?

06:32:19.140 It's Gold Coast.

06:32:20.000 Gold Coast?

06:32:20.600 Yeah.

06:32:20.860 Yeah, I don't know.

06:32:21.280 Something's weird.

06:32:22.700 Something, I don't know.

06:32:23.720 I'm pretty sure you guys live in like, um, uh, Christchurch, New Zealand.

06:32:30.220 Cut the, cut the act.

06:32:31.340 Be, be honest.

06:32:31.940 You guys are from, are Kiwis, right?

06:32:33.540 No.

06:32:33.940 No.

06:32:34.280 You guys are fucking Kiwis, aren't you?

06:32:35.820 Look, no.

06:32:36.300 You're fucking Kiwis.

06:32:37.420 What?

06:32:38.060 You put on a good accent, but I think you guys are lying.

06:32:40.840 Accent?

06:32:41.300 You guys are, you guys are Kiwis, okay?

06:32:44.100 We're not Kiwis.

06:32:44.660 I'll admit that.

06:32:45.620 No, but I was talking to a Kiwi.

06:32:49.320 He was hot.

06:32:49.780 Well, tell us about the drop bears.

06:32:51.580 What's the deal with the drop bears?

06:32:52.500 Yeah, what's the drop bears?

06:32:53.180 It's a bear that drops from a tree and attacks you and eats you.

06:32:54.920 In Australia, the bears will drop out of the tree and, like, drop on you.

06:32:58.400 I've genuinely never heard of that.

06:32:59.240 And then it will try and tackle you to the floor.

06:33:01.980 They'll tackle you.

06:33:02.880 And feed you Vegemite.

06:33:05.040 Have you ever had to deal with a drop bear?

06:33:07.400 Yeah.

06:33:07.940 They come out of the trees at you?

06:33:09.540 Yeah, and it landed on my back and I fell to the floor and it fed me Vegemite.

06:33:12.880 It landed on her back.

06:33:14.900 Sounds right.

06:33:15.900 Yeah.

06:33:16.400 You should go to Australia so you can have a drop bear experience.

06:33:18.780 Australia, mate.

06:33:19.280 Love it.

06:33:20.620 Foster's Australia.

06:33:21.140 You're trying to get me to go to Australia.

06:33:22.540 What's the deal with that?

06:33:23.700 Australia, foster, foster, foster, foster, Australia.

06:33:27.940 Good talk.

06:33:28.500 You can visit the upper house.

06:33:30.880 Moving on.

06:33:31.720 So, Leia, you also said that, hold on, let me see my notes here.

06:33:36.980 You said that the worst first date I went on, the guy spent the whole time telling me about

06:33:40.700 his friend who had passed away.

06:33:43.700 Yeah.

06:33:44.420 And then he hit on the, oh, he ignored the waitress.

06:33:47.620 Yeah.

06:33:48.640 Awkward.

06:33:49.040 It was like a two hour long first date.

06:33:52.100 Yeah.

06:33:52.280 And the whole time he just talked to me about his friend that had passed away like two or

06:33:56.700 three years beforehand.

06:33:58.140 And he just seemed like he really needed to like vent about what he was feeling.

06:34:02.260 So, he asked me almost no questions.

06:34:04.720 I talked almost none.

06:34:06.280 It was super awkward because like the waitress came over and was like, hey, can I get y'all

06:34:09.840 drinks and like get your order and stuff like that?

06:34:12.060 And he just talked the entire time and like, after like three minutes of standing there,

06:34:16.340 she was just like, okay.

06:34:17.440 That gives me the ick.

06:34:18.800 So, we ordered no food or anything.

06:34:20.220 We just sat at the table for two hours on like a Saturday night.

06:34:23.480 Why didn't you leave?

06:34:25.340 He felt like, I felt like he needed to just talk about this.

06:34:27.780 That's really nice of you.

06:34:28.760 That's like community service.

06:34:30.700 It's charity work.

06:34:31.660 That's good.

06:34:32.380 I want to do, I do want to go back to the whole you dating a guy who did meth thing.

06:34:37.020 So, you guys were on again, off again for over a hundred times and he did meth.

06:34:43.920 Like, you must have seen some crazy shit, right?

06:34:46.860 Yeah.

06:34:47.420 That's why in my message I said there's a lot of stuff that I think is probably TOS that

06:34:51.140 we can't talk about.

06:34:52.220 Did he ever, like, would he, were you guys hooking up?

06:34:56.760 No.

06:34:57.560 You guys weren't having carnal knowledge?

06:34:59.140 No.

06:35:00.080 Oh.

06:35:00.400 Are you like waiting until marriage or I'm confused?

06:35:03.960 Until the mic?

06:35:05.120 Yeah.

06:35:05.520 Well, wait, so are you, uh, are you a virgin?

06:35:10.280 Do you...

06:35:11.580 Negative underscore 69 donated $69.

06:35:17.460 Brian, we need more respect for the panelists.

06:35:20.520 We also need to fix the F-I-N-G posters on the windows or put the uniform girls in front

06:35:25.880 of each window.

06:35:26.780 We do.

06:35:27.040 Who's Bazooka Stan Girl?

06:35:28.540 F-K-F-B's.

06:35:29.100 Who's Bazooka Stan Girl?

06:35:31.220 Wait, who's...

06:35:32.120 Oh, you.

06:35:32.800 Who's Bazooka Stan?

06:35:36.380 That's a good one.

06:35:38.360 Sons of Liberty donated $69.

06:35:40.160 Can he slide into the DMs?

06:35:41.780 Respect to standing ladies.

06:35:44.060 Any dating boundaries for the panel?

06:35:46.620 My standards?

06:35:47.820 No kissing for three dates.

06:35:49.680 No sex for at least a year.

06:35:51.740 First few dates very short.

06:35:53.740 No oversharing.

06:35:55.460 W. Andrew.

06:35:56.780 W. B.

06:35:57.560 Yo, Sons of Liberty.

06:36:00.340 Thank you, man.

06:36:00.740 Really appreciate your, uh, support there.

06:36:02.580 Appreciate it.

06:36:03.540 I'm pretty sure if I have anything...

06:36:05.200 I'm just gonna double check if I got through all my notes, and then we'll do, like, a roast

06:36:08.920 session, and then we'll do a couple things, and then we'll wrap up here pretty soon.

06:36:12.540 Something has been a roast session.

06:36:13.760 That is true.

06:36:14.400 Some of these have definitely been roast.

06:36:15.920 Guys, you need to roast Madison, and you need to roast me.

06:36:18.400 I have...

06:36:18.840 I need some roast.

06:36:19.640 Roast me a little bit.

06:36:20.820 It's been too much on, you know, the panel here.

06:36:23.400 Have you been roasted?

06:36:24.360 You didn't get a roast.

06:36:25.440 I'm surprised.

06:36:27.020 You sure...

06:36:27.480 You guys should roast her.

06:36:28.680 Do you have a sternum tattoo?

06:36:30.140 I don't really care.

06:36:30.640 Do you have a sternum tattoo?

06:36:31.860 Yeah.

06:36:32.160 Yeah, roast her on the sternum tattoo.

06:36:33.240 Do you have this piercing?

06:36:34.280 The...

06:36:34.440 What's it called?

06:36:34.780 The septum?

06:36:35.440 Yes, sir.

06:36:36.960 Roast her on the sternum and the septum.

06:36:39.720 Sternum tattoo.

06:36:41.020 Septum piercing.

06:36:41.900 You can roast her.

06:36:43.220 Right?

06:36:43.600 You want to be roasted?

06:36:44.840 I never said that, but I mean, I could...

06:36:46.640 I honestly care less what insult I would say about any of this, right?

06:36:49.880 David Tozekiak donated $69.

06:36:52.240 Anyone else notice the whatever TTS banner looks like a phallic symbol in Andrew's mouth?

06:36:59.140 Are two genders?

06:37:00.460 No.

06:37:01.360 Her maths have diff chromosomes.

06:37:03.800 If having boobs qualifies as femme, Brian laid bloomer.

06:37:09.160 Look, bro.

06:37:10.100 I got a dab bod.

06:37:11.160 I gained some weight.

06:37:12.380 I got to lose a bit of weight.

06:37:13.560 It's in the works.

06:37:14.920 Austrian's trumpet slayer donated $69.

06:37:18.760 Holy schnitzel.

06:37:20.240 Australia is no real country.

06:37:22.700 It's only an island full of two-headed inbreeds.

06:37:25.840 Also, Brian's dumpy gives me the ick.

06:37:28.900 Australiest emperor or the universo.

06:37:31.260 See, I get the nasty comment.

06:37:32.680 I get the comments, too, about my dumpy is...

06:37:36.100 What did they call it?

06:37:36.880 Dump truck.

06:37:37.460 I have a dumpy?

06:37:38.160 Dump truck.

06:37:38.760 Is that a big dump?

06:37:39.420 Australia.

06:37:39.760 Well played to the panel and also to Hector.

06:37:44.080 And this shot is for all of you.

06:37:46.200 It was a lot of fun, this finding.

06:37:48.540 Not that folder donated $69.

06:37:51.560 The Butterface twins are my biggest tick.

06:37:54.660 Oh, shit.

06:37:54.760 The red Hamburglar has a sweet personality and I hope she finds a good guy.

06:37:59.540 Maddie makes me go from six to midnight.

06:38:02.560 Brian and Andrew cheers for the great streams.

06:38:05.560 Yo.

06:38:05.800 What does that mean?

06:38:06.380 Six to midnight.

06:38:08.720 Six.

06:38:09.760 I do want to...

06:38:11.120 He's bowing for you.

06:38:12.620 Oh.

06:38:13.300 Oh, yeah.

06:38:13.600 Maybe he's just bowing.

06:38:14.720 He's bowing.

06:38:16.800 Let's say bowing.

06:38:19.040 Something's bowing.

06:38:19.660 Madison, that piece of pizza is bigger than you.

06:38:22.480 It's a giant pizza.

06:38:23.580 For everyone that thinks my head is big, this pizza is almost as big as my head.

06:38:27.360 Do people say you have a big head?

06:38:29.240 Yes, you're a fan's.

06:38:30.800 Oh, shit.

06:38:31.440 Okay.

06:38:31.820 You remember how they used to always be in front of me?

06:38:33.440 I mean, to be fair, it's like a Costco pizza.

06:38:35.340 I feel like it's not a really fair comparison.

06:38:37.040 So, anyways, you know, it's like not...

06:38:40.620 Costco pizza is a good size.

06:38:42.080 We were using like Rusty's or like Domino's or, you know, going around the table, or wait,

06:38:48.060 really quick before you leave or have to get up, going around the table on this, have

06:38:52.900 you ever had a roster?

06:38:53.840 No.

06:38:57.300 So, you never?

06:38:58.780 No.

06:38:59.420 Have you ever had a roster?

06:39:00.720 I don't run a football team.

06:39:02.800 Not like a dating roster and all that.

06:39:04.100 I get that.

06:39:04.760 No.

06:39:05.080 Okay.

06:39:05.420 Good to know.

06:39:05.840 Thank you.

06:39:07.520 Like when I was in high school and I used to like text guys all the time, yeah, I had

06:39:12.120 a little roster before I eventually found a boyfriend.

06:39:14.480 How big was the roster?

06:39:15.160 Probably like, I don't know, like five guys I was texting, but like it was nothing sexual,

06:39:21.120 nothing, you know, just like dating perspectives.

06:39:23.960 But now I find that stupid.

06:39:26.440 Ever had a roster?

06:39:27.280 No, I've never had a roster.

06:39:28.920 Okay.

06:39:29.380 Ever had a roster?

06:39:30.180 Well, you...

06:39:30.500 I don't know what that means exactly.

06:39:31.820 Oh, like dating multiple guys, kind of?

06:39:33.900 Like you're rotating guys.

06:39:35.040 I date two right now, so I guess it's a small roster.

06:39:37.060 Have you ever had a bigger roster?

06:39:38.560 No, it's...

06:39:39.540 Yeah, I do.

06:39:39.880 Always been two or less?

06:39:41.240 Just never say never.

06:39:42.120 Maybe that's what I'll do.

06:39:42.700 All right, Brisbane over here, tell us.

06:39:45.840 I'm not from Brisbane.

06:39:47.060 Oh, whoops, my bad.

06:39:48.040 Gold Coast.

06:39:49.140 Anyway, yes, I've had a roster, and I still have a roster.

06:39:54.000 I like my roster, but it's not always the same.

06:40:00.200 Ah, okay.

06:40:01.180 Have you ever had a roster?

06:40:02.100 No.

06:40:02.660 Come on, you got...

06:40:03.360 I feel like you got Riz.

06:40:05.400 Me?

06:40:06.180 Yeah, like you got Mad Riz.

06:40:07.720 Um, sometimes.

06:40:13.540 Thank you, sir.

06:40:14.340 Depends on the person.

06:40:17.560 But, no.

06:40:19.460 No Mad Riz?

06:40:20.740 No Mad Riz.

06:40:21.820 Okay.

06:40:22.500 Uh, have you ever had a roster?

06:40:24.400 Yeah, I always have a roster.

06:40:26.020 I've got one right now.

06:40:27.520 How?

06:40:28.460 And it rotates, like, every day.

06:40:30.360 So, like, I'll get rid of one guy, and then the next...

06:40:32.960 And then the next one will come, and then it just, like, fucks off like that.

06:40:36.200 And then the new one comes, and that one goes away, and that one comes.

06:40:39.880 Wait, so how big is the roster?

06:40:41.400 I think I have, like, 50 guys.

06:40:44.040 They all come and go.

06:40:45.340 Yeah.

06:40:45.860 I'm calling Cap on this.

06:40:47.280 Sometimes we share.

06:40:48.160 You got a roster.

06:40:48.760 Yeah, sometimes we share.

06:40:48.960 Wait, did you say you have a roster?

06:40:50.400 Yeah.

06:40:50.880 Oh, how big is your roster?

06:40:52.220 We share our roster.

06:40:53.560 You share your roster.

06:40:54.400 Yeah, like...

06:40:54.960 We share our roster sometimes.

06:41:01.280 Yeah, I like my roster.

06:41:03.380 It's pretty good.

06:41:03.800 Do you guys switch players?

06:41:05.400 Yeah.

06:41:07.440 Trade in.

06:41:10.400 Oh, there he is.

06:41:16.200 Ethan's a nick donated $70.

06:41:18.960 Benny here.

06:41:20.220 Can we get the Butterface Aussie girls to kiss?

06:41:23.380 Also, Andrew, you're a nick.

06:41:27.180 Is that TOS?

06:41:29.560 I don't think so.

06:41:30.800 I don't...

06:41:31.240 I don't know if I'll see it.

06:41:32.540 Andrew definitely does.

06:41:37.420 That's why he's saying no.

06:41:38.960 Wait, so you guys share a roster and the roster is, like, 50 deep?

06:41:42.100 No, like, we don't share all the time, but sometimes...

06:41:45.060 Okay, some of them you share.

06:41:46.200 Yeah.

06:41:46.380 Okay, so, like, how many dudes currently are you, like, seeing actively?

06:41:50.680 Um, actively, probably...

06:41:52.740 Oh, actively at the moment, probably around...

06:41:55.960 I don't know.

06:41:56.700 I actually lost count.

06:41:57.520 Maybe 30 to 40.

06:42:01.380 I can't really keep up with them.

06:42:04.640 Wow.

06:42:05.000 Oh, my God.

06:42:06.400 You've never heard that before, right?

06:42:08.040 And, like, how many are you hooking up with?

06:42:11.460 Um...

06:42:11.660 These two aren't high-valuable men donated $69.

06:42:17.300 You girls like skateboarders.

06:42:19.660 They are guaranteed broke high-value men.

06:42:22.560 Um, no, I don't...

06:42:23.240 Andrew doesn't have any...

06:42:25.800 No, no, no, this isn't...

06:42:27.300 Hang on, this isn't true.

06:42:28.820 So, I was just, like, two days ago on Tim Pool's show, and he has a massive indoor skate park,

06:42:36.000 and that guy can fucking skate, and that dude is definitely not broke.

06:42:40.460 Just pointing that out.

06:42:41.700 Just pointing it out.

06:42:43.240 Uh, you were about to say, like, how many people are on the...

06:42:46.280 Um, right now, on the roster, I'd say about maybe 25 that I'm seeing.

06:42:51.820 Like, hooking up with?

06:42:53.020 Yeah.

06:42:54.080 Okay.

06:42:54.700 And what about you?

06:42:55.220 Probably, like, 30.

06:42:57.300 That you're hooking up with?

06:42:57.880 Yeah, we try to, like, keep, like, the same number, so we can, like, keep count, and sometimes,

06:43:01.460 like, when a guy's finished with me, they'll, like, go to her, and, like, vice versa.

06:43:05.200 Like, it's...

06:43:06.020 It's pretty sick.

06:43:08.160 Yeah, you're right.

06:43:10.380 Negative underscore 69 donated $69.

06:43:14.600 Here's a roast for the black dress.

06:43:16.600 Make her tell funny jokes so we can all laugh.

06:43:19.680 You got this, boo.

06:43:21.680 Okay.

06:43:22.440 Do you guys want, like, a really...

06:43:23.580 No, actually, it's gonna be so bad.

06:43:25.020 Never mind.

06:43:25.740 You got...

06:43:26.120 You got this.

06:43:27.120 Do you guys want, like, a really, really corny one?

06:43:29.500 Because, like, I don't really know any other, like, funny jokes.

06:43:31.500 You got this.

06:43:32.140 Like, really just off the top.

06:43:33.180 We believe in you.

06:43:34.300 I love corn.

06:43:35.460 Brian needs better cocks donated $69.

06:43:39.420 Brian, this is cocks customer service.

06:43:42.600 We apologize for your internet issues.

06:43:45.700 May we recommend you get a bigger cocks to handle all of your needs?

06:43:49.700 Also, Maddie is always a 10.

06:43:52.360 Can't roast her legit.

06:43:56.500 Frontier, please.

06:43:58.100 You guys are laying fiber in Santa Barbara.

06:44:00.460 Please.

06:44:01.080 Exciting underscore Nova donated $69.

06:44:04.340 You got through to me, Brian.

06:44:06.100 I'm exciting Nova now.

06:44:07.620 Oh, shit.

06:44:08.040 Pilot, you're full of shit.

06:44:09.860 Oh, shit.

06:44:10.520 Andrew has been so fair to you.

06:44:12.200 Very fair.

06:44:12.420 You just can't stand having anything questioned about your degeneracy.

06:44:16.780 Do you want to respond to that?

06:44:18.100 It's an opinion.

06:44:19.960 That's right.

06:44:20.940 Exciting Nova.

06:44:21.760 It is an opinion.

06:44:22.480 Good job on the upgrade there with the name, bro.

06:44:24.780 I need, you know what, though?

06:44:25.900 That's technically true.

06:44:27.200 It's an opinion.

06:44:30.840 Exciting Nova.

06:44:31.560 I need you to update, upgrade to, like, Sublime Nova.

06:44:35.660 Okay?

06:44:36.340 Exciting is not going to fucking cut it anymore.

06:44:38.540 I need Sublime Nova.

06:44:40.240 Okay?

06:44:40.860 Post-haste.

06:44:42.420 Anyways, where were we?

06:44:45.140 Oh, your harem of fucking 30 dudes.

06:44:48.520 Let's talk about it.

06:44:49.840 All right, so you got how many again?

06:44:52.300 You're sleeping with how many?

06:44:53.520 Right now, like, yeah, like 30.

06:44:57.240 30 and then?

06:44:57.920 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

06:45:00.800 You're sleeping with 30?

06:45:02.440 You didn't hear that part?

06:45:03.340 Yeah.

06:45:04.260 Well, I just want to confirm.

06:45:06.140 Yes.

06:45:06.460 You're sleeping with 30.

06:45:07.820 Yes, and sometimes, sometimes, like, he'll be in my room first,

06:45:11.860 and then he'll go jump into Emma's.

06:45:13.820 Oh, you're so full of shit.

06:45:15.280 You've been trolling all night.

06:45:16.580 Are you serious?

06:45:17.080 You're full of fucking dog shit.

06:45:18.340 Okay, believe what you want.

06:45:19.420 You're full of shit.

06:45:20.660 Shut up.

06:45:21.240 You're full of shit.

06:45:21.860 Believe what you want.

06:45:22.660 I'm just a horny girl.

06:45:23.920 Yeah, same.

06:45:24.540 You're full of fucking shit is what you are.

06:45:27.620 Totally full of shit.

06:45:28.420 You're telling me that is so hot.

06:45:30.060 You're trying to do the most provocative thing you can do.

06:45:32.600 You're full of crap.

06:45:33.500 Nobody believes you.

06:45:34.480 You're so hot.

06:45:35.260 Yes.

06:45:36.140 That's so hot.

06:45:37.060 I can't believe that he doesn't believe it.

06:45:38.520 You're a fucking liar.

06:45:40.180 You're a fucking liar.

06:45:41.260 Next person who sends in a TTS triggers a missile.

06:45:48.360 Guys, the missile, we're sending the missiles, boys.

06:45:51.400 We're going to do an airstrike.

06:45:53.360 You did fly any military aircraft?

06:45:55.760 Never.

06:45:56.220 Never?

06:45:56.600 Okay.

06:45:57.280 Well, guys, we're going to do an airstrike.

06:45:59.480 Next TTS will trigger the airstrike.

06:46:01.980 Okay.

06:46:03.140 Because that's crazy.

06:46:04.060 So you guys, like.

06:46:05.300 Well, hang on.

06:46:05.920 I'm sleeping with 60 women.

06:46:07.320 Did you know that?

06:46:08.200 60.

06:46:08.720 That's so hot.

06:46:09.200 That's crazy.

06:46:10.020 Clip it up.

06:46:10.540 Isn't that awesome?

06:46:11.780 That's hot.

06:46:12.700 Don't we have a wife?

06:46:13.320 Yeah, I know.

06:46:14.060 Isn't it hot?

06:46:15.320 It turns me on so much.

06:46:16.500 Yeah, it's so hot.

06:46:17.820 It's drop bear hot.

06:46:18.940 Oh, yeah.

06:46:19.880 Yeah.

06:46:20.500 Vegemite sandwich.

06:46:21.740 It's right.

06:46:22.300 It's Vegemite sandwich hot.

06:46:23.280 That's so attractive.

06:46:24.560 Yeah, it's so attractive.

06:46:26.100 I agree.

06:46:26.320 It only started since, like, about five months ago.

06:46:30.360 So, like, if we were to ask you to be honest again, I know that that's in the realm

06:46:34.740 of impossibility for you.

06:46:36.440 How many actual guys are you dating at the same time?

06:46:39.960 I'm not dating any of them.

06:46:41.180 They all come and go.

06:46:42.180 They're just having internal knowledge.

06:46:43.700 It's literally just catch and release.

06:46:45.680 Yeah.

06:46:46.200 They all go.

06:46:47.380 I don't know.

06:46:47.700 These Aussies go hard in paint.

06:46:50.900 Is that the saying?

06:46:52.120 Hard in the paint?

06:46:53.160 Yeah.

06:46:53.640 Is that it?

06:46:54.400 Yeah.

06:46:55.140 I don't know.

06:46:56.000 That's the first time I ever used that.

06:46:58.360 I was kind of, like, hesitant, you know?

06:47:00.860 I was like, hold on.

06:47:02.680 There was a little bit of second.

06:47:04.060 That's, uh, yeah.

06:47:05.760 Joe Murphy donated $69.

06:47:07.640 All right, Joe, you triggered the missiles.

06:47:08.920 The Aussie twins should take some advice from the peers on the panel.

06:47:12.580 If you keep degrading your value with of, you both should consider marriage to the Island

06:47:17.880 Boys in FL.

06:47:18.920 Did you guys date the Island Boys?

06:47:19.820 Hopefully that works.

06:47:20.840 I love Island Boys.

06:47:22.700 Yeah, you guys.

06:47:23.500 I love Island Boys.

06:47:25.100 That's my light-skinned name.

06:47:29.500 Missile it.

06:47:30.780 Missile.

06:47:31.320 Missile sent.

06:47:32.320 Missile's fucking sent.

06:47:35.700 Wait, who sent them?

06:47:36.860 Like, the subscribes?

06:47:38.360 The Australian Air Force, dude.

06:47:39.960 No, no, no, no.

06:47:40.920 They're like, we can't have these fucking chicks on this American podcast.

06:47:45.140 The Aussies came in with their, um, like, World War II era, because, I mean, you know,

06:47:49.480 it's Australia.

06:47:50.100 World War II era jets.

06:47:51.560 Boom.

06:47:51.940 Drop that shit.

06:47:53.200 Yeah.

06:47:53.560 I can also drop this.

06:47:54.460 Hold on.

06:47:56.700 Oh, is it you that's doing that?

06:47:58.740 No, no.

06:47:59.060 Hang on, hang on.

06:47:59.600 We'll drop the ultimate here.

06:48:01.000 Let's just go around real quick.

06:48:02.500 Oh, boy.

06:48:03.000 If there is a woman who is sleeping with 30 men, um, not at the same time, but is sleeping

06:48:10.580 with all of them within intervals, very close, back to back to back, on a rotation, would

06:48:16.580 you consider that woman to be a slut going around the panel?

06:48:20.740 I'm just kidding.

06:48:22.000 I'm a slut.

06:48:23.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:48:23.840 No, I'm asking.

06:48:24.660 I'm an Australian slut.

06:48:25.880 But other people who aren't you, so going around the panel, would you consider that

06:48:33.820 to be slutty behavior?

06:48:35.320 Yeah.

06:48:36.000 An Australian slut.

06:48:37.000 Yeah, not you, though.

06:48:40.180 So back to the rest of the panel, who's not you, would you consider that slutty behavior?

06:48:47.340 Also, we never got your joke.

06:48:49.240 Yeah, we need the joke.

06:48:50.580 Yeah, we need the joke, too.

06:48:51.900 No, I really want an answer to this question.

06:48:53.640 Yeah, answer this first.

06:48:54.880 Answer what?

06:48:55.880 Oh, there you go.

06:48:56.760 So if there's a woman who's sleeping with 30 men, at various intervals, but she's dating

06:49:04.120 all of them simultaneously, she's sleeping with one Tuesday, one Wednesday, maybe three

06:49:08.660 Thursday, maybe four Friday, would that be, stop talking, would that be considered slutty

06:49:13.940 behavior going around?

06:49:16.700 I'm just curious.

06:49:17.920 Okay.

06:49:18.440 Yeah, that would make her a bopper.

06:49:20.420 That's what we call it.

06:49:20.940 A bop.

06:49:21.400 What's that?

06:49:22.100 A bop.

06:49:22.620 I agree.

06:49:23.420 How do they say that in Russian?

06:49:24.580 Wow.

06:49:24.940 How do you say bop in Russian?

06:49:26.360 I could say slut in Russian.

06:49:27.980 Yeah, sure.

06:49:28.520 Okay.

06:49:28.740 Shluha.

06:49:30.300 Yeah, would they be a shuha?

06:49:33.280 Shluha.

06:49:33.840 Shluha.

06:49:34.800 Yeah, whatever.

06:49:35.760 Bruha, shuha.

06:49:37.400 Bruha, bruha.

06:49:38.600 Would they be that thing?

06:49:39.620 I'm rushing too.

06:49:41.120 I'm rushing too.

06:49:42.400 First time saw this pod thought Maddie was a lady boy.

06:49:46.240 Oh, shit.

06:49:46.280 Only when she extends her arms and they invert, know she's lady.

06:49:49.880 Did it go eat the Aussies brainies?

06:49:52.180 Sky rockets in flight.

06:49:55.380 Oh, okay.

06:49:56.220 I'll just end it again.

06:49:57.200 Just, you know, whatever.

06:49:58.440 It could be.

06:49:58.900 All right.

06:49:59.240 Thank you.

06:49:59.940 He asked me.

06:50:00.140 Well, no, no, no, no.

06:50:01.040 That was the start of the song, right?

06:50:04.140 You know that, right?

06:50:05.460 Scott?

06:50:06.240 She likes the green screen.

06:50:08.180 No, no, no.

06:50:08.680 The song.

06:50:10.040 Afternoon Delight?

06:50:10.980 You don't know Afternoon Delight?

06:50:12.780 Afternoon Delight.

06:50:13.920 Yeah.

06:50:14.560 Yeah.

06:50:15.600 Yeah.

06:50:16.100 That's the lyrics to the song.

06:50:19.460 I don't know.

06:50:22.240 Wait, they talk about lady boys in the song?

06:50:25.420 No, no, no, no.

06:50:26.340 Later.

06:50:27.160 Later.

06:50:27.760 Later in the chat.

06:50:29.360 Yeah, yeah.

06:50:29.640 Oh, sorry.

06:50:30.280 Austrians Trumpet Slayer donated $69.

06:50:33.740 These twin in briefs from noobs who make wanna smack my pee-pee on the boardwalk until it

06:50:38.700 leaves.

06:50:39.660 Rather a dead pee-pee, then pee-pee something like that down.

06:50:43.120 Hashtag Austrian sultans.

06:50:46.460 Austrian strumpet slayer.

06:50:47.760 I love that.

06:50:48.840 I'm gonna pretend like you didn't just make my dick go soft.

06:50:51.700 Okay.

06:50:53.640 Recality.

06:50:54.360 What the?

06:50:54.820 That's my favorite comment.

06:50:56.200 I know.

06:50:57.760 Wait, what was your favorite one?

06:50:58.960 That one.

06:50:59.740 The guy that's...

06:51:00.500 Okay.

06:51:01.000 Wait, we need a joke.

06:51:02.260 Let's hear a joke.

06:51:02.880 Or do we...

06:51:03.480 Are we doing the strumpet, the sleuth thing?

06:51:04.940 Well, I wanna know.

06:51:06.120 I wanna know if it's considered skankish behavior.

06:51:11.000 How about we just raise our hands?

06:51:12.180 Yeah, skankish behavior to be doing 30 different men.

06:51:16.120 Just curious, yeah.

06:51:17.140 Show of hands.

06:51:19.060 Yeah, okay.

06:51:19.520 That's what I aim for, guys.

06:51:21.580 Yeah.

06:51:22.080 Well, I mean, when you're not aiming at trolling.

06:51:24.920 Strumpets.

06:51:27.580 Strumpets.

06:51:28.700 Very, very poorly done trolling.

06:51:30.360 By the way, if I was in your seat, just to show you that a man could do everything better,

06:51:34.020 if I was trolling in your position, I could do it way better.

06:51:37.100 He could do way better.

06:51:37.640 Just letting you know.

06:51:38.420 I could do way better.

06:51:38.620 Just letting you guys know.

06:51:39.420 He could do better even on OnlyFans.

06:51:41.120 I'd be ten times the troll that you would be.

06:51:44.100 Andrew, do you think you'd be more successful on OnlyFans than them?

06:51:48.460 Like, if you had one?

06:51:50.600 Yes.

06:51:51.480 Boom.

06:51:52.000 Roasted.

06:51:53.420 After all, according to her, I'm the hottest guy I've ever lived.

06:51:56.360 You are.

06:51:56.780 You are.

06:51:57.080 You are.

06:51:57.360 You are.

06:51:57.840 You are.

06:51:58.020 Sorry.

06:51:59.840 Your attitude makes you even more hotter.

06:52:02.420 Nick, did we get any dating...

06:52:03.740 Didn't some of the girls send screenshots of dating apps?

06:52:05.980 Yeah, I did.

06:52:06.800 I never got them.

06:52:08.220 Oh.

06:52:08.620 I checked the Instagram.

06:52:09.860 I sent them.

06:52:10.480 What's your attitude?

06:52:11.700 Immy.grates.

06:52:12.920 Yeah, I'll check it.

06:52:13.680 I didn't even do that.

06:52:15.080 Yeah.

06:52:15.480 My Tinder accounts and everything.

06:52:17.480 My dating apps fall like my...

06:52:18.680 Oh, right.

06:52:19.600 So you're on dating apps just to get more, like, simps or whatever?

06:52:23.360 Yeah.

06:52:24.040 Add them to the...

06:52:24.760 But mine all got banned.

06:52:26.820 Yeah.

06:52:28.060 So you just use the...

06:52:29.040 You use the dating apps to find men?

06:52:32.080 Yeah.

06:52:32.580 To spend money on your life?

06:52:33.840 Yeah.

06:52:34.580 That's smart.

06:52:35.200 Okay.

06:52:35.900 All right.

06:52:36.280 That's fair enough.

06:52:37.040 All right.

06:52:37.320 It's not fair enough, I guess, but...

06:52:39.360 It is fair.

06:52:40.900 Word?

06:52:42.060 I mean, it's only up there just looking for a friend or something like that.

06:52:47.260 Ooh.

06:52:47.780 Okay.

06:52:47.800 It's not like I have that under relationship status.

06:52:50.640 All right.

06:52:51.540 That's fair.

06:52:52.140 It's beautiful.

06:52:52.880 Thank you for sharing that.

06:52:54.400 Imogen.

06:52:55.120 It's from me.

06:52:55.660 Imogen.

06:52:56.120 I don't know how to say that.

06:52:56.820 That was shy that just said.

06:52:58.580 And my name's Imogen.

06:53:00.300 Imogen.

06:53:00.760 Oh, you're shy.

06:53:02.100 But you can just call me Emi if you can't pronounce it right.

06:53:04.180 That's okay.

06:53:05.760 Emi?

06:53:06.260 Yeah.

06:53:06.880 Okay.

06:53:07.900 I have a question.

06:53:09.740 Would you rather be the king's mistress or a peasant's wife?

06:53:14.700 Go ahead.

06:53:16.140 Why are you looking at me that way?

06:53:17.680 King's mistress.

06:53:18.480 Stop flirting with me.

06:53:19.300 What?

06:53:19.820 King's mistress.

06:53:21.360 King's mistress?

06:53:22.060 Yes.

06:53:22.300 Okay.

06:53:23.540 Also king's mistress.

06:53:25.980 Yeah.

06:53:26.420 King's mistress.

06:53:27.280 Same.

06:53:34.540 Peasant's wife.

06:53:35.820 What the fuck?

06:53:37.200 This girl's just, she's like, what's it called?

06:53:39.700 What's it called when you're-

06:53:40.440 The contrarian.

06:53:41.540 Contrarian.

06:53:42.140 Thank you.

06:53:42.840 King's mistress.

06:53:43.880 King's mistress.

06:53:45.060 Peasant's wife.

06:53:45.900 Miss-

06:53:45.980 King's mistress.

06:53:48.120 Peasant's wife.

06:53:48.880 Okay, so just real quick, just as a very fast follow-up, with a raise of hands, if it was

06:53:56.820 considered by almost all women on planet Earth to be immoral, to be the king's mistress

06:54:03.760 rather than the peasant's wife, who would change their answer with a raise of hands?

06:54:11.040 What are the consequences?

06:54:13.220 It's just immoral?

06:54:13.780 The consequence is social shame.

06:54:15.340 You get judged by other women.

06:54:16.520 Oh.

06:54:17.040 That's it?

06:54:17.640 Yeah.

06:54:18.160 I mean, that comes with-

06:54:19.640 Who would change your answer?

06:54:20.640 Nobody?

06:54:21.760 You're going to get judged.

06:54:23.620 Nobody thought it was going to be-

06:54:24.900 Yeah.

06:54:25.480 Yeah.

06:54:25.640 You get praised.

06:54:26.860 But you would at least be taken care of.

06:54:28.280 Yes.

06:54:28.660 If I'm going to jail, then yeah.

06:54:29.900 Okay.

06:54:30.320 Hang on.

06:54:30.640 Hang on.

06:54:30.860 Fair enough.

06:54:31.100 Fair enough.

06:54:31.720 Last follow-up to this.

06:54:34.260 Um, if you are with a man, specifically because they are powerful and rich, but you're not

06:54:41.740 interested in them for any other reason than just their wealth and their power, are you

06:54:49.640 a prostitute?

06:54:50.520 Raise a hand.

06:54:54.500 Wait, Laura.

06:54:56.180 Nobody?

06:54:58.300 Oh, wait.

06:54:59.120 No, I'm not-

06:54:59.820 Wait.

06:55:00.240 Is it-

06:55:00.880 Wait.

06:55:01.100 No, that's transactional.

06:55:02.360 Being a prostitute is-

06:55:03.740 It sure sounds transactional, but isn't the king's mistress just transactional?

06:55:09.300 Didn't all of you just basically call yourselves prostitutes?

06:55:12.800 No, you mean-

06:55:13.460 No, I'm saying being a prostitute is transactional.

06:55:15.740 What you just said wasn't transactional.

06:55:17.300 That's just power and money.

06:55:19.240 It sounds transactional.

06:55:20.920 It sounds like you just want thing.

06:55:22.800 Does that mean-

06:55:23.520 And so you're willing to, based on want thing, to sleep with person to get thing.

06:55:28.760 That sounds very transactional.

06:55:30.940 Does that mean men who want a submissive woman are transactional in nature?

06:55:35.480 No, of course not.

06:55:36.860 In essence, all relationships are transactional.

06:55:39.440 Right.

06:55:39.660 No, no.

06:55:40.240 In essence, all relationships are transactional.

06:55:43.000 No, we can assume for a moment, for instance, if you loved the peasant and he became rich,

06:55:48.960 you would still love the peasant, correct?

06:55:51.380 Sure.

06:55:52.480 So then what's the transaction?

06:55:54.120 Yeah, you got nothing.

06:55:58.040 You basically all just called yourselves prostitutes.

06:56:01.300 It's insane.

06:56:01.900 Australia is not a real country.

06:56:03.660 No real country declares war on and sends its military after birds.

06:56:08.040 Just lose to the birds.

06:56:10.560 W, emus, you should run that fake country.

06:56:13.580 Emus?

06:56:14.260 Emus is scary.

06:56:15.100 Google that, Nick.

06:56:18.460 Find the Wikipedia.

06:56:19.560 It was the great emu war, Australia or some shit.

06:56:21.960 Weren't there two of them?

06:56:22.820 Yeah.

06:56:23.840 Were there two?

06:56:24.820 Were there two?

06:56:25.300 Happy birthday.

06:56:26.580 Thank you.

06:56:27.080 Happy birthday.

06:56:28.340 Oh, it's midnight.

06:56:29.240 Happy birthday.

06:56:30.320 Happy birthday.

06:56:31.080 Happy birthday.

06:56:31.880 Wait, what?

06:56:32.840 Is that real?

06:56:33.960 We'll do a half-off champagne pop if anybody wants.

06:56:37.020 Please.

06:56:37.220 500.

06:56:37.820 Birthday.

06:56:38.720 500 for her, since she's the birthday girl.

06:56:41.540 Half-off champagne pop.

06:56:43.040 All right, we got to do the half-off champagne pop.

06:56:47.000 I will get some vodka ready.

06:56:48.780 A shot ready.

06:56:50.480 I can't wait to do this thing.

06:56:51.800 30 underscore 420 donated $69.

06:56:55.800 Happy birthday, Julie.

06:56:57.720 I hope any of you who partake will have a shot with her.

06:57:00.980 Brian, your OG prank videos inspired a lot of confidence with me back in the day to go out and talk to PPA.

06:57:08.280 Nice.

06:57:08.520 Which IRL when?

06:57:09.880 Soon.

06:57:10.560 Very soon.

06:57:11.120 I got the IRL backpack.

06:57:12.180 We're perhaps going to do a little testing this coming week.

06:57:15.780 Thank you, man.

06:57:16.280 Really appreciate it.

06:57:16.800 Mellow Nova donated $69.

06:57:19.160 I said sublime Nova.

06:57:19.860 I have ascended into Nirvana.

06:57:21.740 I am now sublime.

06:57:23.440 It says Mellow.

06:57:24.160 Australians are so deluded.

06:57:25.740 I want Andrew to hit pilot at full force.

06:57:28.760 Wow.

06:57:29.540 Nirvana feels like logic and knowledge.

06:57:32.420 I'm ascending to heaven.

06:57:34.160 Goodbye all.

06:57:35.460 I was nothing but a gentleman.

06:57:37.600 She was unnecessarily combative.

06:57:39.440 I didn't do, I didn't do nothing.

06:57:42.260 Word.

06:57:43.220 By the way, I'm changing the TTS for the next three TTSs to a French voice.

06:57:48.380 So, it's going to come in with like a French accent.

06:57:52.660 Hold on, boys.

06:57:53.680 One sec.

06:57:55.760 Where is it, boys?

06:57:57.240 Sorry.

06:57:57.720 Oh, my.

06:57:58.000 What the?

06:57:58.400 Where is it?

06:57:59.460 Finnish?

06:58:00.540 Who did we do?

06:58:01.160 We're doing Remy.

06:58:02.240 Okay, Remy.

06:58:03.660 It's going to come.

06:58:04.180 The next three are coming in French.

06:58:05.500 So, if any of you want to, you know, write in French, it'll actually speak French.

06:58:10.280 So, you can do it in French.

06:58:13.540 Pull up the emo war.

06:58:14.660 Fuck it.

06:58:15.080 Pull up the emo war.

06:58:16.280 Ladies, would you first off, ladies, scroll down a bit so we can see that photo.

06:58:19.560 Actually, pull that shit up.

06:58:20.960 Pull the shit up, Nick.

06:58:23.220 No, just click on that shit.

06:58:25.020 Click, click, just, ladies, would you date this guy?

06:58:28.640 100%.

06:58:29.000 He's a, he's a, he's a catch.

06:58:31.000 100%.

06:58:31.360 He's a babe, right?

06:58:32.980 What is going on?

06:58:33.880 Like, imagine you're swiping on Bumble, right?

06:58:36.200 And you see this dude.

06:58:37.200 Like, you would definitely like Smash, right?

06:58:38.880 Yeah.

06:58:39.540 I want enough facial hair.

06:58:41.740 Yeah, like, this guy's a fucking legend.

06:58:43.820 I would purchase a Bumble subscription.

06:58:45.640 X out of this.

06:58:46.180 Let's see the details.

06:58:47.380 Super light.

06:58:47.900 Wait, look at the belligerents.

06:58:49.480 Scroll down.

06:58:49.940 Put us on the other side, Nick.

06:58:51.580 Put us on the other side.

06:58:52.420 Very important stuff here.

06:58:54.500 Yeah, so this is no, it lasted over a month.

06:58:57.940 December 2 to 10th of December, 1932.

06:59:01.700 Outcome, 986 emus confirmed kills.

06:59:07.620 Minimal impact on the overall, had no impact on the overall emu population.

06:59:13.680 And they had the Australian army.

06:59:15.160 It was led by Major Gwinninid, Pervais, Winn, how many fucking names does this guy have, bro?

06:59:20.800 Winn Aubrey Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery.

06:59:24.580 This was like a really serious war, boys.

06:59:26.500 And I'm just saying, like, fallow caused by emus.

06:59:31.960 Look at that.

06:59:32.740 I don't know what fallow is.

06:59:33.660 Scroll down, bro.

06:59:35.140 Scroll down.

06:59:37.740 Damn, this has a Wikipedia article.

06:59:39.620 Where's my Wikipedia?

06:59:40.560 What the fuck?

06:59:41.800 That's crazy.

06:59:44.400 That's crazy.

06:59:44.740 Okay, anyways.

06:59:45.480 Cool.

06:59:45.760 Would you date a guy who participated in, like, an emu culling?

06:59:50.820 Excuse me.

06:59:51.680 Like, they culled the population of the emus.

06:59:54.800 Would you, like, date a guy who did that?

06:59:56.480 I mean, why did they do that?

06:59:58.560 Because of the cops?

06:59:58.840 Like, he has PTSD from, like, the emu war.

07:00:01.260 Oh.

07:00:01.460 Because it was fun.

07:00:02.320 It was fun.

07:00:03.040 He just culled them.

07:00:05.040 Just for kicks?

07:00:05.720 The culling of the emus.

07:00:07.860 I mean, honestly, if he doesn't go 50-50 on the first date, sure, why not?

07:00:14.400 Hmm.

07:00:15.060 Okay.

07:00:16.120 Good talk.

07:00:18.060 Fuck those emus.

07:00:19.500 Fuck the emus, bro.

07:00:20.340 Those bastards.

07:00:21.540 Those bastards.

07:00:22.520 A couple questions, then we're going to do the rest session, then we're going to wrap up.

07:00:25.120 Who's the primary victim of war, men or women?

07:00:29.500 Humanity.

07:00:30.640 That's beautiful.

07:00:32.920 Humanity, man.

07:00:33.680 Peace.

07:00:38.380 Okay.

07:00:40.440 Who's the, hang on, who's the primary victim of specific hypotheticals, men or women?

07:00:45.140 I thought it was the 21st.

07:00:47.600 Solstice is the 21st.

07:00:49.460 Hang on, I want to ask this.

07:00:50.640 Who's the primary victim of hypotheticals that are specific, men or women?

07:00:55.260 Damn, that's deep.

07:00:56.660 That's not true, Andrew.

07:00:58.680 Australian Trompe Slayer, Donated, 69 dollars.

07:01:01.040 French guns are the best.

07:01:03.280 Never use their non-hydroptrons.

07:01:05.640 Hashtag fuck the Maginot.

07:01:07.000 Fuck the Maginot.

07:01:08.260 Eh bien, c'est pas, c'est pas, c'est pas gentil, ça.

07:01:11.400 Tu dois vraiment, tu dois vraiment dire, c'est pas, c'est pas gentil.

07:01:17.100 Les français, les, les, les, les pieces.

07:01:23.560 How do you, how do you say gun?

07:01:25.280 Baguette, excuse me.

07:01:26.940 That's fucking racist, bro.

07:01:28.480 I'm just kidding.

07:01:29.740 H, X, C, T, X, 4, Donated, 69 dollars.

07:01:33.400 Ah, merci beaucoup.

07:01:33.960 Let's do aussi, et Grenma get some cold pizza.

07:01:36.720 Bring the Trois Yappé in the back, close to Amique.

07:01:39.240 Wait, we're going to do a pizza party, too.

07:01:41.460 We're going to do a pizza party.

07:01:42.500 We're going to pull out, pull up the pizza.

07:01:44.800 Merci beaucoup.

07:01:45.720 Merci beaucoup.

07:01:46.180 Maddie, Maddie, listen, listen, Brian can't stop this.

07:01:49.800 Don't let them have pizza.

07:01:51.760 Make them want it, but don't give them any of the pizza.

07:01:55.120 Okay.

07:01:56.220 Yeah.

07:01:57.540 It's okay.

07:01:58.300 I don't eat pork anyway.

07:02:01.040 Wait.

07:02:02.000 What the hell is wrong with pork?

07:02:04.020 No pork on my fork.

07:02:05.400 Are you a vegetarian?

07:02:06.500 No, I just don't eat pork.

07:02:08.100 Pork is actually the closest, has the closest relation to humans,

07:02:11.520 and their brain is very similar.

07:02:13.920 Do you eat other kinds of meat?

07:02:14.820 No, well, first of all, that's not true.

07:02:17.660 That is.

07:02:18.200 You can Google it.

07:02:18.760 No, it's not.

07:02:19.640 Yes, you can.

07:02:20.080 Dolphins are closer, actually.

07:02:21.580 Well, we don't consume dolphins.

07:02:22.920 Shit.

07:02:23.240 Do we make dolphin bacon?

07:02:24.380 No, we do consume dolphins.

07:02:25.240 I don't know if you've ever eaten tuna,

07:02:27.440 but there's usually plenty of dolphin in tuna,

07:02:30.360 so I don't know what you're talking about.

07:02:32.200 Shit.

07:02:33.200 Well, I don't eat tuna either, so.

07:02:35.580 Ripped dolphins.

07:02:36.480 Well, do you eat any meat?

07:02:38.420 I do, yeah.

07:02:39.800 Yeah, so you don't have any moral objection to meat?

07:02:43.620 No, just pigs.

07:02:44.640 So then what the hell is wrong with me going out,

07:02:46.400 blasting a pig in the face, and then eating its face?

07:02:49.480 What's the problem there?

07:02:50.420 Well, you're American, so you can do anything you want to do.

07:02:53.040 Yeah, I know, but what's the actual problem?

07:02:55.620 I just told you what the problem was.

07:02:57.980 No, I'm not really sure you did.

07:02:59.940 What is the actual problem?

07:03:00.900 I just told you that anatomically,

07:03:03.840 they have the closest relation to humans.

07:03:05.700 That's anatomically, not antonically.

07:03:08.900 I don't know what that is.

07:03:09.620 I think I said anatomically.

07:03:11.040 Where's the anatola?

07:03:12.560 Anatomic?

07:03:13.240 Anatomic?

07:03:13.920 Anatomic?

07:03:14.600 Huh?

07:03:15.040 Yeah.

07:03:15.620 Anatomic.

07:03:16.440 Anatomically, yeah.

07:03:18.460 I think that's what you meant, was anatomic.

07:03:20.500 Okay, I thought I said that, but if you didn't hear that, then, yeah.

07:03:22.740 So you said antitomically.

07:03:24.440 Andrew has a hearing.

07:03:25.380 He struggles, but...

07:03:26.980 It's okay.

07:03:28.040 He's shot too many guns.

07:03:30.320 Pew, pew.

07:03:31.280 I mean, pigs are also really dirty.

07:03:32.860 He didn't wear his hearing protection,

07:03:34.240 so you got to speak clearly when...

07:03:36.940 What the fuck?

07:03:37.380 Anyway, go ahead.

07:03:38.000 I'm just wondering what the moral objection is.

07:03:39.940 Yeah.

07:03:40.720 Yeah, anatomically, they're the closest to humans,

07:03:43.740 so for that reason...

07:03:45.900 How do we get to this?

07:03:46.320 Well, you mean because they're omnivores?

07:03:50.160 The way that their brains are.

07:03:52.540 No, the way that their brains are, not the closest to humans.

07:03:55.620 Oh, did you know cannibals, people who eat people, obviously, when they try...

07:04:00.940 Hang on, hang on.

07:04:01.520 Hang on.

07:04:02.160 Back up for a second.

07:04:03.120 Oh, shit.

07:04:03.600 Are you saying that pigs are closer, as far as the brain goes,

07:04:11.000 than, like, gorillas or apes?

07:04:12.880 I had read that somewhere.

07:04:16.380 Transformative A makeover donated $100.

07:04:19.820 Is it problematic, especially for older individuals on the panel,

07:04:23.500 to bringing someone home to perform 3D slash gun maintenance

07:04:26.660 for a cosplay pilot event while caring for pet slash kids slash teen humor home?

07:04:32.160 Hang on, hang on, Brian.

07:04:33.240 I got to finish this.

07:04:34.440 Go ahead.

07:04:34.620 I got to know.

07:04:36.200 Are you saying you think that pigs are closer to human beings than apes?

07:04:44.240 And monkeys?

07:04:46.140 I might be wrong on that.

07:04:48.140 Word.

07:04:48.540 Okay, so then I would say that if you were to eat a monkey,

07:04:52.760 that would be a lot closer to a human than a pig, right?

07:04:57.560 That might be true.

07:04:59.140 Yeah, so I think you're just talking about the digestive system,

07:05:02.260 not the brain, right?

07:05:04.140 I think I'm talking about the brain.

07:05:05.800 But I might be incorrect.

07:05:07.600 Hang on.

07:05:08.260 I just want to make sure I got this clear, then.

07:05:09.960 You think a pig's brain is closer to a human's than a great ape's brain?

07:05:16.720 In that comparison, I might be incorrect,

07:05:18.620 but I think a pig's brain is closer than, let's say, a chicken lamb.

07:05:21.560 Do you think that we evolved from, like, I don't know, pigs?

07:05:24.740 Or do you think that we, if you look at the evolution,

07:05:27.380 would you say it's more of an ape-like creature?

07:05:30.700 Yeah, we definitely derived from...

07:05:33.480 Wait, can we wrap this up?

07:05:34.760 Hang on, hang on, hang on, we're almost done.

07:05:36.520 We definitely came from what creature?

07:05:39.940 That's what I tell my ex-girlfriend.

07:05:42.900 We definitely came from what type?

07:05:44.480 Most likely an ape.

07:05:46.180 Yeah, so then an ape would be closer to a human than a pig, right?

07:05:52.060 Sure.

07:05:53.140 Okay, great.

07:05:54.300 All right, I just wanted to...

07:05:55.260 But we don't eat apes, so...

07:05:56.360 Relax, guys.

07:05:56.600 No, no, no, we do eat apes.

07:05:58.980 I don't know where he got the idea that people don't eat monkeys and apes,

07:06:01.940 but they most certainly do.

07:06:04.960 I don't know where he got the idea that they don't,

07:06:07.260 but they most certainly do do that, yeah.

07:06:09.980 I think she's talking about, like, the texture.

07:06:12.480 Not necessarily...

07:06:13.320 What the fuck?

07:06:14.640 What do you mean the texture?

07:06:15.800 What are you talking about?

07:06:16.880 Like, when you eat...

07:06:17.440 The texture of a monkey.

07:06:19.260 People eat monkeys.

07:06:20.680 And they eat pigs.

07:06:21.780 They eat everything.

07:06:22.420 But, like, evolutionary-wise, we're closely related to, like, apes.

07:06:27.560 But she's saying, like, pigs...

07:06:30.160 Wait, I know where this conversation is going.

07:06:32.260 Like, pigs are, like...

07:06:32.840 Would you guys fuck an alien?

07:06:35.200 Wait, what?

07:06:36.180 Like an alien.

07:06:38.000 I wouldn't say no to that.

07:06:39.240 I know where you're going with this, Andrew.

07:06:40.740 Would you guys fuck an alien?

07:06:42.580 Go ahead.

07:06:44.400 Actually, I'm starting with Maddie.

07:06:45.340 Go ahead, Maddie.

07:06:45.820 Like a hot alien.

07:06:48.760 If he looked like my boyfriend, yes.

07:06:50.160 Like Avatar.

07:06:51.220 I'm just kidding, I wouldn't.

07:06:52.240 Would you fuck an Avatar?

07:06:52.960 Like, Avatar?

07:06:53.540 Have you seen Avatar?

07:06:53.940 No, I would not.

07:06:54.240 James Cameron?

07:06:55.100 Highest grossing movie ever.

07:06:56.640 Would you fuck an Avatar?

07:06:57.860 Oh, yeah.

07:06:59.340 Maddie?

07:06:59.680 No.

07:07:00.700 You're...

07:07:01.000 Assuming you were single.

07:07:03.040 Would you...

07:07:03.240 If I were a single alien.

07:07:04.400 You'd smash it.

07:07:06.020 Smash.

07:07:06.580 Smash an alien.

07:07:07.680 As long as the knees weren't wonky.

07:07:09.500 The alien can't have wonky knees.

07:07:11.400 Good to know.

07:07:12.300 Yeah, I'd fuck it.

07:07:13.600 You'd fuck it?

07:07:14.580 Yeah.

07:07:15.820 What about you?

07:07:17.100 Would you smash an alien?

07:07:18.300 No.

07:07:19.920 Yeah.

07:07:21.000 Avatar?

07:07:21.640 Not even an Avatar alien?

07:07:23.380 No.

07:07:25.680 Yeah, I'd smash the alien.

07:07:26.860 She'd smash it?

07:07:27.580 And then smash its head against the wall.

07:07:29.760 Damn, bro.

07:07:30.440 What the fuck?

07:07:31.380 Hang on, hang on.

07:07:32.020 Brian, Brian, what about Seven of Nine?

07:07:34.580 Would you do Seven of Nine, Brian?

07:07:37.280 Wait, Seven of Nine?

07:07:38.600 Yeah.

07:07:39.940 That's Deep Space Nine.

07:07:40.780 You don't know who Seven of Nine is from Deep Space Nine?

07:07:43.100 You're talking about aliens and shit?

07:07:44.640 Andrew, I know your favorite fucking movie is Starship Troopers, right?

07:07:50.480 Would you fuck?

07:07:51.000 This is Star Trek.

07:07:52.040 This is Star Trek.

07:07:52.720 Star Trek.

07:07:53.500 Get out of here.

07:07:54.140 Star Trek.

07:07:54.580 What the fuck?

07:07:55.600 You don't know Seven of Nine.

07:07:57.500 Andrew, would you have carnal, to save the human species, would you have carnal knowledge

07:08:01.740 with that final thing?

07:08:03.660 The final alien.

07:08:05.780 With the vagina mouth?

07:08:07.900 Yeah.

07:08:08.240 Would you have carnal knowledge to save the human?

07:08:10.580 No, I think humanity's going extinct.

07:08:12.860 Service guarantees citizenship, Andrew.

07:08:16.820 That's right.

07:08:18.000 But hang on.

07:08:18.800 So I answered your, hang on, Brian, I answered your question.

07:08:21.440 I answered your question.

07:08:22.520 Yeah.

07:08:22.840 Brian, would you fuck a Vulcan?

07:08:24.480 Oh, sorry.

07:08:25.060 Would you have logical sex with a Vulcan?

07:08:27.900 With a boat?

07:08:29.500 With a Vulcan.

07:08:30.820 A Vulcan.

07:08:31.980 A Vulcan?

07:08:32.640 A Vulcan, yeah, yeah.

07:08:34.000 Live long and prosper, that kind of thing.

07:08:35.860 Would you have logical sex with a Vulcan, Brian?

07:08:38.880 Who the fuck is that guy?

07:08:39.860 Yeah, look, they got it.

07:08:41.080 Look, look right behind you.

07:08:42.460 They did the Vulcan thing.

07:08:43.640 Look.

07:08:44.320 They're doing it.

07:08:45.080 Is it a female?

07:08:46.420 Is it a female Vulcan?

07:08:46.860 Yeah, it's a female.

07:08:47.640 It's a female Vulcan, yeah.

07:08:49.180 Just cause?

07:08:50.100 Like, just cause?

07:08:51.080 Yeah, just cause.

07:08:51.840 Yeah, sure.

07:08:52.140 Would you have logical, would you have the most logical sex ever with a Vulcan, Brian?

07:08:57.180 Absolutely.

07:08:58.540 Absolutely.

07:08:58.940 Okay, that's fair.

07:09:00.220 Absolutely, why not?

07:09:01.500 Why not?

07:09:02.040 Okay, I don't know where we were.

07:09:03.480 I mean, it's illogical to do anything but that.

07:09:06.220 Amy, what's up?

07:09:07.480 Rich alien, do you fuck the rich alien?

07:09:10.600 See you around the park?

07:09:12.320 Big, lots of money.

07:09:14.200 Biggest planet.

07:09:14.680 Not if he's a billionaire.

07:09:15.520 Biggest planet.

07:09:16.620 Billionaire, trillionaire, alien.

07:09:18.640 Very good impression, sir, but no.

07:09:21.780 No.

07:09:22.780 You find out your boyfriend's an alien, do you continue having carnal knowledge with your boyfriend?

07:09:28.620 Oh.

07:09:29.560 Like, he opens up here and it's like a little, you know what I mean?

07:09:34.880 But like, he still kind of looks like him.

07:09:36.800 But it's my boyfriend?

07:09:38.260 But it's your boyfriend.

07:09:39.580 Then yeah.

07:09:39.900 But it's also an alien.

07:09:41.620 If it's my boyfriend, then yeah.

07:09:43.720 It's beautiful.

07:09:45.420 Alright, what about you?

07:09:46.940 Maybe like once or twice.

07:09:49.320 Just once or twice?

07:09:50.100 Like, you'd hit it and quit it?

07:09:51.420 Yeah, basically.

07:09:52.100 Like, you shouldn't do that with an alien.

07:09:53.840 Like, you can't hit it and quit it with a fucking alien.

07:09:56.200 But like, what's the long term of, I don't think so.

07:09:59.420 Bro, some of these girls, like, you hit and quit, they're slash a tiger.

07:10:02.000 These aliens, they'll fucking blow up the planet.

07:10:03.540 You can't be doing that shit.

07:10:04.740 Like, an alien comes down, it's like the boss of aliens.

07:10:07.020 And they're like, how do you say your name again?

07:10:09.320 It's, uh, how do you say your name again?

07:10:11.100 It's, uh.

07:10:11.520 Larissa?

07:10:12.100 Larissa.

07:10:12.540 They're like, Larissa.

07:10:12.900 You are never getting into the United Federation of Planets.

07:10:16.020 It's not, it's not happening.

07:10:17.960 Larissa, you can't hit and quit.

07:10:19.160 Like, um.

07:10:20.240 I gots, too, just for the one time.

07:10:22.220 Damn, bro, that's brutal.

07:10:23.280 Okay, what did you, what did you smash?

07:10:24.560 Super smash, super smash.

07:10:25.560 You did super smash, okay.

07:10:27.120 I don't know where, I don't know how I got to this.

07:10:28.460 Okay, so for the pilot, for the pilot.

07:10:30.600 Oh, Jesus.

07:10:31.780 Let's, hang on, hang on.

07:10:32.980 Let's assume.

07:10:33.740 Nope.

07:10:34.520 Right?

07:10:34.840 This is all good faith.

07:10:35.720 We're having some fun.

07:10:36.800 Relax.

07:10:37.520 Let us assume for a second.

07:10:38.940 You're like, 500 years in the future.

07:10:41.780 And money doesn't matter at that point.

07:10:44.420 Because you're in this, like, United Federation of Planets.

07:10:47.140 I'll get the details.

07:10:47.520 And it's basically some big, massive communist super center.

07:10:51.620 And only people, by their merit, are judged in this particular system.

07:10:57.140 Okay?

07:10:58.540 Would you, would you date a guy if he had a food replicator?

07:11:02.720 No idea.

07:11:03.420 I have no idea what you're talking about.

07:11:06.200 I mean, if he had a food replicator, he's like the only guy who can create wealth, which

07:11:10.320 is food out of nothing.

07:11:12.020 So, so if he was the one guy who could do that, would he be the only guy you would date?

07:11:18.520 I, what, a food replicator?

07:11:20.060 I don't know what that is.

07:11:20.980 It makes food?

07:11:21.920 It's all right.

07:11:22.400 Yeah, it just makes food out of nothing, essentially.

07:11:25.100 And he's all in love.

07:11:25.440 Just like out of an air particle.

07:11:26.600 Yeah, he'd be useful.

07:11:27.540 I mean, I don't know.

07:11:28.440 Sure.

07:11:29.080 Fine.

07:11:29.320 Yeah, so the guy with the food replicator, that's the guy you're going for.

07:11:32.720 I don't know.

07:11:33.000 In that society.

07:11:33.680 Whatever will get you to talk to somebody else, I will say it right now.

07:11:36.460 Oh, man, you're no fun.

07:11:37.780 Literally no fun.

07:11:38.720 Well, not only are you a phony baloney, you know, person who fires guns, but you can't

07:11:43.860 land a plane.

07:11:44.540 You just suck.

07:11:45.240 Yeah, I do.

07:11:45.620 All around.

07:11:47.420 Damn.

07:11:48.040 Okay, so guys, I paused TTS for earlier.

07:11:50.380 A bunch are going to come through.

07:11:51.720 47 donated $69.

07:11:54.040 I was supposed to be on the podcast tonight.

07:11:57.040 Charlie Kirk was on.

07:11:58.440 Love him.

07:11:59.440 Carly is just so expensive and I don't have of money.

07:12:02.420 Hi, Andrew.

07:12:03.360 Hi, Bricks and LOL.

07:12:04.280 You canceled?

07:12:04.920 See y'all maybe soon?

07:12:05.840 You were supposed to be on the show?

07:12:07.140 Hashtag 24, hashtag Iowa.

07:12:08.580 Let me see.

07:12:09.660 You canceled?

07:12:10.680 Who are you?

07:12:12.700 I don't know.

07:12:14.580 Audie, you got to do a champagne pop.

07:12:16.580 That's the only redemption.

07:12:17.420 The Devil Slayer donated $200.

07:12:19.060 Are Australian girls even real bro?

07:12:21.960 I've met quite a few with a huge roster.

07:12:27.260 Do you guys want to respond at all?

07:12:29.700 Maddie, did these come through?

07:12:32.140 These two?

07:12:34.280 Sorry, another TTS is coming.

07:12:35.820 Oh, go ahead.

07:12:37.680 I might have gotten up like right when I saw that, but I don't know.

07:12:42.960 Are you guys even real bro?

07:12:45.380 Yeah.

07:12:46.160 Okay.

07:12:46.580 Joe Murphy donated $69.

07:12:48.680 Yeah, thank you, Joe.

07:12:49.120 Andrew, can you enlighten the panel on Eastern feminism, particularly the Bolshevik feminist

07:12:54.220 movement?

07:12:55.160 No voting or land issues.

07:12:56.980 I'll have my people send you a bottle of vodka and Russia chocolates.

07:13:00.400 Thank you, Joe Murphy.

07:13:01.000 I appreciate it.

07:13:01.640 Well, considering that that's a very communist way to put that, I'll take the vodka and chocolates

07:13:11.280 first before I give that explanation.

07:13:13.860 Otherwise, I feel in the sense of a good comrade like you must be that I'll never actually get

07:13:20.600 them.

07:13:20.780 I'll give the explanation, but I'll never get the vodka and the chocolates.

07:13:25.500 So, yeah, we'll send those first.

07:13:28.160 You already donated $69.

07:13:30.400 Andrew, I love you, but seven or nine is Voyager, not DS9.

07:13:33.440 I didn't say Deep Space Nine.

07:13:35.820 I said Voyager, didn't I?

07:13:38.620 Hmm.

07:13:39.220 Maybe, maybe I didn't.

07:13:40.660 Fuck, did I, did I make a Star Trek error?

07:13:44.000 Is that a massive L for, is that the first L for Andrew tonight?

07:13:48.000 I know the pilot didn't give me any.

07:13:49.820 That would have been fun if she would have like, you know, been engaging and funny and

07:13:52.920 all the things that women never are.

07:13:54.220 But other than that, maybe, maybe I took an L for the chat.

07:13:57.640 Nickelodeon donated $69.

07:13:59.880 My sister fucked an alien.

07:14:02.620 She ma-hey him come for a baby.

07:14:04.820 What the fuck?

07:14:05.400 He left with a green card.

07:14:08.300 Okay.

07:14:10.900 All right.

07:14:12.120 That was, uh...

07:14:13.660 Okay, Nickelodeon.

07:14:18.100 Thank you.

07:14:18.780 Did this one come through?

07:14:20.600 This one?

07:14:21.200 Did this?

07:14:21.820 Baguette Bulge donated $69.

07:14:25.640 Question for the table.

07:14:27.160 What is one piece of advice slash tip for young men struggling to find partnership in this

07:14:32.020 generation?

07:14:34.020 OnlyFans.

07:14:35.060 Hmm.

07:14:36.020 Uh, that's terrible advice.

07:14:37.700 I'm sorry.

07:14:38.260 That's so bad.

07:14:39.880 Be chivalrous.

07:14:40.880 Ladies, any thoughts on this?

07:14:42.520 How can...

07:14:43.360 Stop consuming porn for one.

07:14:45.540 Hmm.

07:14:46.920 That's good.

07:14:48.360 Maddie, what you got?

07:14:49.800 What you got for us, Maddie?

07:14:50.920 You got something?

07:14:52.580 Maddie?

07:14:53.660 Nor.

07:14:54.020 Maddie?

07:14:55.120 Nerd?

07:14:56.480 Nair?

07:14:58.400 Uh, hmm.

07:15:01.280 I'll give you some advice, bro.

07:15:02.800 You need a four-tier approach.

07:15:04.200 I got this written down.

07:15:05.260 I'm fucking ready.

07:15:06.260 Okay, first off, you gotta min-max yourself.

07:15:09.900 Any of you who play World of Warcraft?

07:15:11.960 Damn it.

07:15:13.420 RPR Aquatic donated $500.

07:15:16.360 I don't know if the champagne pop is still $500.

07:15:20.320 Floss.

07:15:20.640 But this is for Andrew for the shop and 90 zebras on the crucible.

07:15:24.720 Hash W Crucible.

07:15:26.360 Did it work?

07:15:27.440 Thank you, crew.

07:15:28.460 All right, hang on, hang on.

07:15:29.820 Before we do the champagne pop, though, Brian did say $500 for the pop.

07:15:33.600 Let me tell the woman, bring me down a shot, woman.

07:15:36.920 She was like, I'm going to bed.

07:15:38.300 But now she has to get her lazy ass up and bring me a shot so I can cheers with you guys.

07:15:42.620 While we're getting that, you got to min-max yourself, bro.

07:15:45.400 If you play World of Warcraft, you know, you got to min-max.

07:15:49.060 So no smoking, no drugs, no drinking.

07:15:51.000 Eat healthy, minimize stress.

07:15:52.220 Exercise.

07:15:53.000 Clear mind.

07:15:53.760 Clear body.

07:15:54.440 You got to min-max your approach.

07:15:55.540 You got to be on the dating apps.

07:15:57.300 Terrible.

07:15:57.960 But, hey, fucking farmers only.

07:16:00.240 Christian mingle, if you're Christian.

07:16:02.760 J-date, I guess, too.

07:16:04.580 You know, whatever.

07:16:05.880 Bumble Hinge, whatever.

07:16:06.940 Tinder, you got to hit everything.

07:16:08.780 Thank you.

07:16:09.120 Thank you, boys.

07:16:10.360 And we've got the champagne here.

07:16:13.620 Let's see.

07:16:14.440 You can also Passport Pro, if you want.

07:16:16.000 You can do the Passport Pro thing.

07:16:17.860 Go to where you're, go to where you are appreciated.

07:16:23.780 So maybe you got to go to South America.

07:16:26.220 Maybe you got to go to Asian country.

07:16:29.180 I don't know.

07:16:29.600 Eastern Europe.

07:16:30.420 I don't know.

07:16:31.160 Whatever.

07:16:31.780 Find out.

07:16:32.160 Also, this is like if just nothing works, there's better things than posting.

07:16:37.060 No offense.

07:16:37.700 There's better things than dick, too, right?

07:16:38.760 Also, also, grow out your beard and get a really good haircut.

07:16:44.060 That goes so long.

07:16:45.620 That goes so long.

07:16:46.960 So far, I mean.

07:16:49.000 Funny's always good.

07:16:50.160 Like, work on your sense of humor.

07:16:51.800 Everybody likes funny.

07:16:52.620 You know, be funny.

07:16:53.120 Being funny helps, you know.

07:16:54.040 And maybe, like, widen your teeth.

07:16:55.540 Are you ever going to be funny?

07:16:57.100 Have a positive outlook on life.

07:16:59.680 Positive mental attitude.

07:17:01.620 PMA.

07:17:03.100 Sorry.

07:17:04.160 What was that?

07:17:05.220 I don't know.

07:17:05.780 I'm being cringe.

07:17:08.680 I'm being cringe.

07:17:11.920 Okay.

07:17:13.140 So my recommendation, if all else fails, dude, find a hobby.

07:17:17.180 Find a passion.

07:17:18.080 If after making a good faith effort to self-improve, you can't find success, just start surfing, bro.

07:17:23.480 I'm telling you.

07:17:25.420 Getting some, like, honestly, getting, like, waist to chest high, like, glassy ring con.

07:17:33.220 I'd rather get chest high ring con, glassy, preferably no crowds, than, like, the best pussy in the world.

07:17:42.360 I'm telling you, bro, surfing's way better than pussy.

07:17:44.780 No offense, ladies.

07:17:45.580 You're not wrong.

07:17:46.080 What was the last time you surfed?

07:17:46.840 For sure.

07:17:47.300 It's been a minute.

07:17:50.460 I'm just saying.

07:17:51.420 I'm just saying.

07:17:52.660 Look.

07:17:53.980 Save up some money if you got.

07:17:55.240 I know geographically there's not waves everywhere.

07:17:57.580 You got to hit the coast.

07:17:58.520 Wherever you are, find the fucking coast.

07:18:00.480 Move to Hawaii.

07:18:01.300 Wherever you got to go.

07:18:02.640 Take up surfing, right?

07:18:04.060 I know it sounds crazy, but I'm telling you, you catch that first wave, you get that little, that little speed on the first wave, man.

07:18:10.580 I'm telling you, bro, you're going to be fucking hooked, man.

07:18:13.360 It's going to be fucking, you're going to be fucking frothing.

07:18:17.360 You're going to be fucking stoking, man.

07:18:19.180 Get some fucking barrels.

07:18:20.720 Left's right.

07:18:21.380 Doesn't matter.

07:18:22.200 Just get in the fucking tube, boys.

07:18:24.940 Not the, not the vaginal tube, the, the, the wave tube.

07:18:27.660 I don't know.

07:18:28.480 I think you're discouraging them at this point.

07:18:30.340 I'm, I'm just saying.

07:18:31.300 I, I, like, I would rather, okay, here's the crazy thing.

07:18:33.940 He asked for women advice.

07:18:35.040 Um, nah, he was definitely asking me.

07:18:38.020 Um, I'm just saying there's better things than like sex and dating.

07:18:41.140 A hundred percent.

07:18:42.540 Right?

07:18:42.820 You ever, you ever surfed where you live in LA?

07:18:45.100 You ever surfed the boo?

07:18:45.980 I've never surfed in my life.

07:18:47.140 But you live in LA, right?

07:18:48.000 Yeah, I suck.

07:18:48.560 You ever surfed Malibu?

07:18:49.600 No.

07:18:50.280 Not the boo.

07:18:50.800 The crowds are fucking terrible, but the waves, the wave is good.

07:18:53.480 The boo.

07:18:53.840 You ever surfed seccos?

07:18:55.540 I've never surfed, period.

07:18:56.580 Leo, Leo Carrillo?

07:18:57.660 I've, we can.

07:18:58.440 Are you more like, you're a county line girl?

07:19:00.360 I love.

07:19:00.800 Like, you prefer county line.

07:19:01.800 I, I prefer swimming.

07:19:03.460 I, I'm more like, Leo Carrillo's a little better, but like, the, it's a point break,

07:19:07.320 so like, that takeoff sucks, you know?

07:19:08.820 Nice.

07:19:09.820 How to, just get pitted.

07:19:12.240 So fucking pitted.

07:19:14.100 It's like, well, pa, you come out, do the fucking.

07:19:17.200 And then you get back up.

07:19:18.760 Ha ha.

07:19:20.180 I'm just saying.

07:19:21.980 I'm just saying.

07:19:23.180 Trust me, boys.

07:19:24.620 Head high, glassy wrinkle.

07:19:26.440 No one out.

07:19:28.180 Ripped rich and rare donated $69.

07:19:31.340 Damn, bro.

07:19:31.920 Fat boy Andrew.

07:19:32.900 Hey, be on the beach.

07:19:33.180 How does it feel to save single moms and take care of other men's kits?

07:19:35.560 Okay, I gotta pop the champagne.

07:19:36.700 Oh my God.

07:19:37.680 Captain, save a single mom's sin.

07:19:40.160 Damn.

07:19:40.360 Jiggle them big old titties.

07:19:42.160 Jiggle them.

07:19:43.480 I'll smack your fat as in them big tits.

07:19:46.580 All right.

07:19:47.160 Thank you for that.

07:19:47.500 I don't know.

07:19:47.960 That sounds like a question for Wes Watson.

07:19:50.140 Oh, shit.

07:19:51.560 Sounds like a question for Wes Watson.

07:19:53.560 Transformative A makeover donated $100.

07:19:55.880 I don't think so.

07:19:56.960 Is it problematic, especially for older individuals on the panel, to bringing someone home to perform

07:20:02.580 3D-slash-gun maintenance for a cosplay pilot event while caring for pets-slash-kids-slash-teen-humor home?

07:20:09.820 Word.

07:20:11.040 It's very specific.

07:20:12.320 What do you mean by that?

07:20:13.140 So random.

07:20:14.260 Thank you.

07:20:14.920 It's a word salad.

07:20:16.140 Thank you.

07:20:16.460 That was beautiful.

07:20:17.440 I got to change this back.

07:20:18.300 I got to change this back to...

07:20:19.740 Okay.

07:20:20.200 I'm changing it back to the British.

07:20:21.320 I've had too much fun.

07:20:22.420 All right.

07:20:22.660 Let's pop the champagne bottle.

07:20:24.300 Who...

07:20:24.560 Is anybody...

07:20:25.680 You're...

07:20:26.180 You're 20, right?

07:20:27.340 So you can't drink.

07:20:30.240 Everyone?

07:20:31.200 The Aussies.

07:20:32.300 Sorry.

07:20:32.960 All right.

07:20:33.180 Let's see if I fuck this up.

07:20:34.460 Hold on.

07:20:34.960 20, so it's true?

07:20:36.260 All right, boys.

07:20:37.400 Hold on.

07:20:38.560 Julia.

07:20:39.360 Julia, can you put your face, like...

07:20:41.240 Did you say Julia?

07:20:42.560 Oh, sorry.

07:20:43.000 Julia.

07:20:43.400 Excuse me.

07:20:43.640 Julia is insane.

07:20:45.000 Hold on.

07:20:45.300 Just...

07:20:45.500 I need you to block...

07:20:46.600 Use your face to block it from hitting the screen.

07:20:48.700 Okay, go ahead.

07:20:49.380 No, no.

07:20:50.140 You got this.

07:20:50.860 Oh, okay.

07:20:51.400 You should...

07:20:52.000 You can figure it out.

07:20:53.560 Hold on.

07:20:53.820 Oh, this is...

07:20:54.520 He's gonna ask you to clean that up.

07:20:56.240 I know.

07:20:56.660 He's gonna ask me to clean it up.

07:20:58.120 With your mouth.

07:20:58.940 Oh, my birthday, too.

07:21:00.280 I need to get away from the camera.

07:21:02.460 All right.

07:21:02.980 No, he's confident.

07:21:04.120 I like it.

07:21:04.480 Yeah, I'm gonna trust the process.

07:21:06.700 Can I get, like, a little paper towel or something?

07:21:08.840 I need a little paper towel to open.

07:21:10.320 Trust the plan.

07:21:11.180 Trust the plan.

07:21:11.860 Plan.

07:21:12.100 Pine Cone underscore bone are donated $69.

07:21:16.120 I love picking up chicks at women's shelters.

07:21:19.540 Mainly because I love my women like I love my fish.

07:21:23.160 Battered.

07:21:26.000 What do you need?

07:21:26.940 I don't need the help.

07:21:27.560 I need another one, Nick.

07:21:29.120 Not a single chuckle.

07:21:30.680 Not a single chuckle from that.

07:21:32.120 That was great.

07:21:33.260 All right.

07:21:33.740 Here we go.

07:21:34.360 All right.

07:21:35.360 Oh, I got this, boys.

07:21:36.660 I don't even need...

07:21:37.360 You ready?

07:21:38.280 Are you fucking ready?

07:21:39.320 Oh, my God.

07:21:39.660 Ready.

07:21:39.880 Oh, finesse.

07:21:40.920 It's beautifully done.

07:21:42.320 Woo!

07:21:43.100 All right.

07:21:44.080 That was the fastest you ever did.

07:21:45.500 Thank you.

07:21:45.980 Hang on, hang on.

07:21:46.560 The Australian girls didn't clap.

07:21:48.380 You can't pour before they clap.

07:21:50.660 They can't even drink.

07:21:51.520 Pick it up, Julie.

07:21:52.380 Yeah, I'm calling drink anyway.

07:21:53.760 I'm 18.

07:21:54.900 Do we have cups?

07:21:56.440 Who wants some champagne?

07:21:57.580 Me.

07:21:57.960 What the fuck?

07:21:58.700 Oh, it's her birthday.

07:21:59.540 Here, just pound the whole thing.

07:22:00.480 We'll open another one.

07:22:01.300 No, no.

07:22:02.540 She will.

07:22:03.540 Wait, Will.

07:22:04.100 Wait.

07:22:05.620 You'll like...

07:22:06.580 Yes.

07:22:07.400 It's so stupid.

07:22:08.620 Okay, hang on, hang on.

07:22:09.220 Guys, it is her birthday.

07:22:10.360 Hang on.

07:22:10.660 I'll go...

07:22:11.840 It is her birthday.

07:22:12.560 We're doing it.

07:22:12.960 We're doing it.

07:22:14.200 Wait, you're going to...

07:22:15.160 How much you got, Andrew?

07:22:16.080 Yeah.

07:22:16.900 Wait, will you actually...

07:22:17.900 Well, I've got a whole bunch, like basically a whole bottle of vodka here, so I'm ready when

07:22:22.140 you want them, and then give her the rest.

07:22:23.760 We could just open another one.

07:22:24.820 Does anybody want to...

07:22:25.860 Wait.

07:22:26.320 She will drink if somebody does another...

07:22:28.340 Here, I'm going to leave it here for just two minutes.

07:22:30.580 If somebody does another champagne pop, she has to drink this whole thing.

07:22:33.820 And she will.

07:22:34.840 It's her fucking birthday.

07:22:35.860 Live a little bit.

07:22:36.760 You're not going in alone.

07:22:37.620 It's her fucking birthday.

07:22:38.900 Do this together.

07:22:40.440 Andrew, Andrew's like 10...

07:22:42.160 You're never going to be an Irishman.

07:22:43.400 Andrew's already like 10 deep.

07:22:44.680 Wait, who wants pizza?

07:22:45.800 We should have a little pizza party right here real quick.

07:22:47.780 You want pizza?

07:22:49.400 I know, don't...

07:22:50.640 You don't sleep on pizza.

07:22:51.940 You want pizza?

07:22:52.720 I'm okay.

07:22:53.320 Kate, right?

07:22:54.160 Yeah.

07:22:54.860 I'm okay.

07:22:55.500 Thank you.

07:22:55.760 You want that coffee.

07:22:57.100 Be honest.

07:22:57.880 Raise your hand if you want.

07:22:59.100 You don't want the pizza?

07:23:00.120 Yeah, I want pizza.

07:23:01.720 Do you want pizza?

07:23:02.520 I want cheese pizza.

07:23:03.780 We have...

07:23:04.060 Take off the pepperoni.

07:23:05.200 Amy, what's up?

07:23:05.820 You like pizza?

07:23:06.620 I'm fine.

07:23:07.060 It's not New York pizza, but it's pizza.

07:23:08.600 She wants pizza.

07:23:09.100 Nothing.

07:23:09.540 It's New York pizza.

07:23:09.820 You want pizza?

07:23:10.760 Yeah.

07:23:11.380 What are you doing, bro?

07:23:12.200 Are you okay?

07:23:12.880 No, I'm cold.

07:23:14.180 You're cold?

07:23:15.200 Do you have a blanket?

07:23:16.140 Oh, yeah.

07:23:17.800 Also good food.

07:23:18.920 That's not me.

07:23:21.000 Pizza?

07:23:22.440 Pizza?

07:23:23.200 Can I please me, Mom?

07:23:24.840 Pizza?

07:23:25.160 Pizza?

07:23:25.200 Damn, okay.

07:23:27.500 All right, I think we just...

07:23:29.340 Not enough people want the pizza.

07:23:30.620 Julian has pizza.

07:23:32.160 Me and Maddie, we'll eat a pizza together.

07:23:34.220 What do you think?

07:23:34.600 I have four sizes, but I'll have one more.

07:23:35.960 Damn, you already have four sizes.

07:23:36.800 I'll have one more.

07:23:37.660 Maddie, bro.

07:23:38.240 I have barely eaten.

07:23:39.520 I've been playing all day.

07:23:40.920 Maddie, damn.

07:23:42.380 Shit.

07:23:42.940 That was well.

07:23:44.620 It's that...

07:23:45.260 She's got that fast metabolism.

07:23:46.600 Metabolism goals.

07:23:47.440 Maddie's got that...

07:23:48.200 She's got that half-tie metabolism.

07:23:51.440 You know what I mean?

07:23:51.880 What is she?

07:23:53.240 Wait, what?

07:23:53.880 Oh, there's...

07:23:54.580 She's going to check it, and there's another.

07:23:56.420 What's happening?

07:23:57.380 Just give her a huge watch.

07:23:58.800 Just give me the biggest watch.

07:24:00.100 Pour half of it in one cup.

07:24:02.040 I'll have a piece in this.

07:24:03.540 No, I'll do...

07:24:04.560 Because I want to have a pizza party with the girls.

07:24:06.540 You're not supposed to have pizza.

07:24:07.340 Oh, I'll have one.

07:24:08.280 Calm down.

07:24:09.400 Me and Andrew...

07:24:10.000 He's done with the girls.

07:24:10.880 Me and Andrew are...

07:24:11.940 Me and Andrew joined Weight Watchers, so...

07:24:15.160 It's all gay.

07:24:16.560 Me and Andrew...

07:24:17.000 I'm going to get some water.

07:24:17.620 We're going to have a champagne.

07:24:18.200 Okay.

07:24:18.600 Well, you'll get it.

07:24:19.240 Okay, hold on.

07:24:20.000 It was a champagne pop.

07:24:21.120 I guess I should do it, right?

07:24:22.500 Yeah.

07:24:22.740 Yes.

07:24:23.820 If they do another 500, she'll get a bottle.

07:24:26.440 Okay.

07:24:26.920 Yeah.

07:24:27.180 If you do another...

07:24:27.800 Okay, here.

07:24:28.500 That's better.

07:24:29.560 If you do another 500, we'll pop another champagne bottle, and she'll drink the whole thing.

07:24:33.820 And Julie has to drink all of it.

07:24:35.120 Well, then, maybe I should wait, because, you know, I'll match.

07:24:40.700 Wait, Maddie, can you pour it so I can just, like...

07:24:42.560 Do you want the plastic cups?

07:24:43.300 Oh, yeah, that's a better idea.

07:24:44.360 Okay.

07:24:45.000 Off she goes.

07:24:46.920 I need the William...

07:24:47.820 I need that William Tell overture.

07:24:49.980 Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.

07:24:51.740 I know you want it.

07:24:52.880 I know you want it with Al.

07:24:55.220 She's egging me up.

07:24:55.960 She's going.

07:24:56.540 Okay, I guess this is mine.

07:24:57.740 I'll make up.

07:25:00.360 She wants a glass.

07:25:01.460 Do you want a glass?

07:25:02.320 You want a glass?

07:25:03.460 Sure.

07:25:04.020 She'll have some.

07:25:04.780 You can't drink.

07:25:06.200 21, but no.

07:25:08.660 Please don't do the Roman salute.

07:25:12.240 No?

07:25:13.200 Amy?

07:25:15.720 She has to fly a plane later.

07:25:17.880 You want some champagne?

07:25:19.160 Okay, there we go.

07:25:20.120 Good sport there.

07:25:21.440 Good sport.

07:25:22.340 Turning down the champagne.

07:25:23.240 The soldiers are good sports.

07:25:24.280 I'm too cool for a little champagne.

07:25:26.560 Oh, yeah, yeah.

07:25:27.480 We'll do it.

07:25:27.920 We'll do it.

07:25:28.220 Yeah.

07:25:30.080 We got...

07:25:31.040 Did you find the dating apps from the rest?

07:25:32.560 Okay, pull that up.

07:25:33.320 We'll do the dating app review.

07:25:34.400 Then we'll do Bumble.

07:25:35.220 We'll do Roast.

07:25:36.240 And then we'll wrap up.

07:25:37.280 And then we'll raid Andrew.

07:25:39.400 Wait, really quick, Nick.

07:25:40.600 Twitch.

07:25:42.160 Yo, boys.

07:25:42.800 Go to twitch.tv slash whatever and drop us a file.

07:25:44.620 Wait, show us the view count, boy.

07:25:46.340 Show us the view count.

07:25:48.240 Show us the view count.

07:25:49.120 There it is.

07:25:49.680 Oh, my God.

07:25:51.300 Oh, my God.

07:25:51.840 Sorry, that might have been me.

07:25:53.000 I, like, had my hand on the table when I sat down.

07:25:55.880 Rude.

07:25:57.000 But how could I have done that, actually?

07:25:58.900 Okay, guys.

07:25:59.520 We got 1,000 following on Twitch.

07:26:00.780 8,000 on YouTube.

07:26:01.560 Guys, go over to twitch.tv slash whatever.

07:26:04.020 Drop us a follow.

07:26:04.540 Drop us a prime sub.

07:26:05.880 If you have one, Maddie's going to pour some liquor.

07:26:09.600 Okay.

07:26:10.020 So, guys, it's been...

07:26:11.160 Boys, it's been 17 minutes since there's been a prime.

07:26:15.020 Okay?

07:26:15.340 I need somebody to drop a prime sub.

07:26:18.680 I'm trying to do Dr. Evil, but it's not working.

07:26:21.280 I need somebody to drop...

07:26:22.680 Thank you.

07:26:23.160 Thank you.

07:26:23.360 I thought...

07:26:23.680 Thank you, DK.

07:26:25.080 I thought it was bugged, man.

07:26:26.300 Thank you for the prime.

07:26:27.100 Guys, drop us a follow on a prime sub over on Twitch.

07:26:31.880 Because Maddie's going to start doing streams over there.

07:26:34.480 Yo, AB Check.

07:26:35.180 Thank you for the gifted 20 memberships.

07:26:36.480 You're a fucking legend.

07:26:37.220 Good to see you in the chat, man.

07:26:38.500 He's a brave and a decent man.

07:26:40.240 He's a pioneer.

07:26:41.140 Thank you, bro.

07:26:41.580 You're a fucking legend.

07:26:44.060 Anyways.

07:26:45.800 What were we talking about?

07:26:52.480 Just the smell.

07:26:53.380 It smells disgusting.

07:26:54.720 For sure.

07:26:55.680 I don't drink alcohol, so this is...

07:26:57.680 I'm going to get drunk off of three sips.

07:26:59.640 Here we go.

07:27:00.360 Oh, wait.

07:27:00.640 I got to wait.

07:27:01.220 Okay, I'm going.

07:27:02.580 Cheers.

07:27:03.860 Fill that.

07:27:04.340 Fill it.

07:27:04.680 Wait.

07:27:05.180 Yeah, fill it up.

07:27:06.680 So, wait.

07:27:07.560 You won't...

07:27:07.980 Okay.

07:27:13.480 I want to make it even.

07:27:15.340 Go ahead.

07:27:19.040 You got it.

07:27:19.500 I'm not going to pull it.

07:27:20.020 Oh, so, so, so, so, sorry.

07:27:20.920 I'm not going to be an alcoholic about this.

07:27:22.360 Okay.

07:27:22.600 There you go.

07:27:23.900 I mean, you are Russian.

07:27:24.920 Oh, seriously?

07:27:25.760 Thank you.

07:27:26.700 There you go.

07:27:27.100 I'm not going to be an alcoholic here.

07:27:28.380 Probably.

07:27:31.940 Is that it?

07:27:32.540 Is that...

07:27:33.540 It's only the girls and the fucking soldiers.

07:27:38.080 They're dealing with their stress.

07:27:39.340 They've seen some shit in the trenches.

07:27:41.760 It's a trauma.

07:27:42.380 It's tough.

07:27:43.220 Okay.

07:27:44.540 All right.

07:27:44.940 So, uh, two...

07:27:48.780 Andrew, do you have your vodka ready?

07:27:50.560 Does Rachel have your vodka ready?

07:27:52.140 Oh, he's got it.

07:27:53.580 Two.

07:27:54.560 My birthday?

07:27:55.260 Julie and the, uh, Prussian military.

07:28:00.840 And two.

07:28:03.140 Oh, shit.

07:28:03.640 The devil was slain at the 19th 500.

07:28:06.060 Oh, shit.

07:28:07.460 All right.

07:28:08.720 Here we go.

07:28:09.520 All right.

07:28:10.140 Well, let's do the cheers.

07:28:11.500 Uh, two...

07:28:12.380 No, no, no cheers.

07:28:13.500 We just go right to it.

07:28:14.380 Okay.

07:28:14.720 Salut.

07:28:15.580 Salut.

07:28:17.240 Can we go bottle this?

07:28:19.140 I'm going to get it.

07:28:20.340 Yeah, we'll all split it.

07:28:21.980 Can I sell it at 500?

07:28:23.220 What is this?

07:28:23.660 I have to chug the whole bottle?

07:28:24.700 You have to drink the whole bottle.

07:28:25.960 Yeah, and I better get some money.

07:28:27.140 I'm just going to pass along.

07:28:28.340 Oh, I can like that.

07:28:31.120 All right.

07:28:31.580 Well, I mean, that's quite a lot of vodka.

07:28:33.660 I must admit.

07:28:34.480 I'm done.

07:28:35.480 Let's do it.

07:28:36.080 I just have the bottle to accept.

07:28:37.100 Do I have to chug it all?

07:28:37.740 You have to do a decent try.

07:28:39.520 I feel like I might be TOS.

07:28:41.700 I'm pretty sure on Twitch,

07:28:42.860 that's actually...

07:28:43.760 There you go, TOS.

07:28:44.800 Is it TOS?

07:28:45.680 Yeah, you can't drink for money.

07:28:47.620 Wait, really?

07:28:48.420 We're not drinking for money.

07:28:49.780 We do it all the time.

07:28:50.600 No, we would never do that.

07:28:52.200 Is it?

07:28:52.560 I don't...

07:28:52.760 Never.

07:28:53.440 We're celebrating getting a donation.

07:28:54.780 Hold on.

07:28:55.080 Let me pull up the Twitch chat.

07:28:56.580 Let me see what the Twitch chat is.

07:28:57.040 No, you're fine.

07:28:57.900 You're fine.

07:28:59.040 It's all good.

07:28:59.860 I'll just see.

07:29:00.080 I don't think it's TOS.

07:29:02.800 Twitch is really good about this,

07:29:04.500 especially when it comes to the spirit of the thing.

07:29:05.940 It's her birthday.

07:29:06.580 We're celebrating.

07:29:08.220 It's her birthday.

07:29:08.880 It actually is TOS.

07:29:10.180 We're celebrating.

07:29:11.660 It is TOS, dude.

07:29:14.060 I'm telling you.

07:29:15.360 I thought, no, you can drink on stream.

07:29:17.780 You can.

07:29:20.040 Joe Murphy donated $69.

07:29:22.940 He looks so good.

07:29:23.540 Cheers to the good work, fellas.

07:29:25.760 Andrew, you're on the hook for a drink and Russian chocolates.

07:29:29.120 We can send Brian some water and Russian chocolates.

07:29:33.020 Share with Maddie.

07:29:34.320 Keep challenging the masses.

07:29:35.780 So, okay.

07:29:37.240 We're not drinking for money.

07:29:39.640 We're popping a champagne bottle for money.

07:29:42.720 For Julie's birthday.

07:29:43.400 And then doing what we choose with it.

07:29:45.280 I don't think that.

07:29:46.680 Like, it's not like I will take a shot.

07:29:48.840 Stop explaining it.

07:29:49.920 It's fine.

07:29:50.600 Yeah, you're right.

07:29:51.880 For her birthday.

07:29:52.560 No.

07:29:52.840 Okay.

07:29:52.960 That's all you have to say.

07:29:55.080 It could be sparkling cider.

07:29:57.320 Yeah, guys.

07:29:57.760 This is obviously non-alcoholic.

07:29:59.740 What is she doing?

07:30:00.660 Hold on.

07:30:00.960 Keep going.

07:30:01.240 Wait, can I get some, uh, can you get me a...

07:30:09.320 Can I get a paper towel?

07:30:10.800 A paper towel, please.

07:30:13.600 She's got it.

07:30:14.380 She's on it.

07:30:16.320 My bodyguard's on it, Nick.

07:30:18.780 Just throw me...

07:30:19.500 Thank you, bro.

07:30:20.620 Just put on the...

07:30:22.080 Put on the helmet.

07:30:23.800 All right, we'll go back to it.

07:30:24.840 All right.

07:30:25.440 We're going to do another champagne pop.

07:30:26.800 While I'm doing this, Maddie, why don't you ask the question that you always like to ask?

07:30:34.920 Two questions?

07:30:36.280 You got two?

07:30:37.240 Yeah, go ahead.

07:30:37.760 Both questions?

07:30:39.160 Yeah, go ahead.

07:30:41.760 Do you guys object to a man caring about your body count?

07:30:51.420 What man?

07:30:54.300 Any man.

07:30:55.060 Say a man that you're dating or going to date, a dating prospect.

07:30:59.580 I feel like any man I've dated hasn't asked me for my body count.

07:31:05.880 He's seen my intrinsic value and what I offer.

07:31:09.380 Have you ever, like, shared that with him?

07:31:11.940 I've honestly only shared it because I was curious what his was.

07:31:17.340 So I, you know, by nature told him what mine was just in conversation.

07:31:22.400 But I don't...

07:31:24.400 I haven't had, like, a high-value man ask me that.

07:31:27.540 You ready? Hold on.

07:31:27.800 Yes.

07:31:29.980 Wow.

07:31:33.320 Happy birthday.

07:31:34.820 Happy birthday.

07:31:35.960 Happy birthday.

07:31:37.480 I'm not talking to this.

07:31:38.380 You're actually crazy.

07:31:39.100 Just get pregnant.

07:31:39.700 Well, just how about take a decent, you know...

07:31:42.400 Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.

07:31:43.960 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

07:31:45.680 Oh, my God.

07:31:46.900 What the fuck?

07:31:47.920 I'm not supposed to chug it.

07:31:49.240 Bro, you got a little bit of a uniform.

07:31:49.740 We're supposed to go.

07:31:51.560 Ready?

07:31:52.400 You're already smelling it.

07:31:53.660 What the hell?

07:31:54.600 Well, I didn't tell you to spit it back out, but okay.

07:31:57.520 Are you ready?

07:31:58.460 I didn't say it all day.

07:31:59.820 It smells like armpit sweat, okay?

07:32:01.420 I can't hear you.

07:32:02.620 You got to translate it right.

07:32:06.680 These smell like armpit sweat.

07:32:08.640 These smell terrible.

07:32:09.500 He doesn't speak Canadian.

07:32:10.100 Okay, he doesn't speak Canadian.

07:32:11.680 You got a two.

07:32:13.480 Okay, okay.

07:32:14.560 Birthday girl, are you ready?

07:32:16.540 Uh-huh.

07:32:16.900 On three?

07:32:18.640 Can you give me the thumbs up if you hear me?

07:32:20.640 How'd you do that?

07:32:21.640 Thumbs up if you hear me.

07:32:23.920 Okay.

07:32:24.720 One, two, three, go.

07:32:33.740 Holy shit.

07:32:35.780 Holy shit.

07:32:38.000 Damn, Andrew, you're a beast.

07:32:40.160 Did you just...

07:32:40.920 Are you...

07:32:41.900 Bro.

07:32:43.820 Bro.

07:32:44.100 Did you just burp too?

07:32:49.040 What the fuck?

07:32:49.680 There's a lot of bubbles.

07:32:51.340 Damn, y'all crazy.

07:32:53.100 Total fail.

07:32:54.140 All right, anyway.

07:32:54.500 Very disappointed.

07:32:55.440 Very disappointed.

07:32:56.960 Super disappointed.

07:32:58.100 That was super disappointed.

07:32:59.840 I'm just a girl.

07:33:01.840 Somebody get the...

07:33:02.920 Somebody in Twitch said somebody get the stomach pump.

07:33:05.520 You know, I'm the one guy here.

07:33:08.020 I drink Gavin McGinnis under the table, right?

07:33:10.540 Was that actually vodka, bro?

07:33:13.060 Yeah, that's actually vodka.

07:33:14.060 You didn't like just pour water in there?

07:33:15.760 This is terrible.

07:33:18.840 That's crazy.

07:33:20.760 Damn, bro.

07:33:21.400 What the fuck is going on in the studio?

07:33:23.260 All right.

07:33:23.660 Damn.

07:33:24.140 That was good.

07:33:24.820 Off the rails.

07:33:26.080 Off the freaking rails.

07:33:28.400 That's Ziz.

07:33:29.120 Put some respect on his name.

07:33:30.760 Ziz?

07:33:31.320 Yeah, that's Ziz.

07:33:32.320 Rest in peace.

07:33:32.780 Rest in peace, Ziz.

07:33:34.840 Okay, so, hold on.

07:33:37.400 Okay, boys.

07:33:38.200 We were going around.

07:33:39.160 I have some rapid fire questions.

07:33:40.440 We're going to do a rose section.

07:33:41.420 Then we're going to wrap up the show.

07:33:42.540 Who's the primary victim of war, men or women?

07:33:45.220 Humanity.

07:33:45.820 I stick by what I said.

07:33:48.500 Into the microphone, guys.

07:33:50.520 Humanity.

07:33:52.180 Everyone, yeah.

07:33:54.340 Just skewed it.

07:33:55.840 Good job.

07:33:56.900 Everyone.

07:33:57.280 You killed it.

07:33:58.600 I love you for that.

07:34:00.060 You did great.

07:34:01.740 Damn, why you got it?

07:34:02.460 Why you got to throw me under the bus like that?

07:34:04.520 I thought we were homie.

07:34:05.460 I thought you were, I thought you were my Caucasian.

07:34:09.040 Are you white?

07:34:11.260 Are you like Latina?

07:34:12.240 I prefer by that.

07:34:13.060 Are you Latina?

07:34:14.080 She said earlier.

07:34:15.480 What did she say?

07:34:16.160 She said she was Latina.

07:34:18.180 You're my Latina.

07:34:20.280 It's too late.

07:34:22.660 It's never been an option.

07:34:27.720 Sorry.

07:34:28.160 Who's the primary victim of war, men or women?

07:34:34.720 Neither.

07:34:35.840 Neither?

07:34:36.380 Okay.

07:34:37.640 Primary would be men.

07:34:41.700 Men.

07:34:42.980 Men.

07:34:44.040 Sorry.

07:34:45.460 Men.

07:34:46.040 Men.

07:34:46.780 Men.

07:34:48.620 Men.

07:34:48.940 Men.

07:34:50.040 Okay, cool.

07:34:51.240 I don't know if I really want to debate it, but I will just say, you guys, any of you

07:34:56.480 who didn't say men, you're all wrong.

07:34:58.240 And I'm right.

07:34:59.080 It's men.

07:34:59.860 Oh, for sure.

07:35:00.680 You're all wrong.

07:35:01.580 Oh, yeah.

07:35:02.120 I'm just going to excuse myself.

07:35:02.740 So just concede the point and just say, Brian, you're right.

07:35:05.760 I'm going to crawl under this table and cry now.

07:35:07.380 I thought you were about to say something else after that's the first part.

07:35:09.600 Holy frickin' A.

07:35:13.500 Steve Murphy donated $1,000.

07:35:16.000 All right.

07:35:16.260 Give me another one.

07:35:16.960 Pop champagne.

07:35:17.540 Give me another one.

07:35:18.440 Steve Murphy.

07:35:19.660 Dude, this is insane.

07:35:21.360 All right.

07:35:21.680 Now you have to drink the whole thing.

07:35:23.240 I got a mug.

07:35:24.260 Wait.

07:35:24.480 I want some more, though.

07:35:25.460 Okay.

07:35:25.720 We'll hook it up.

07:35:26.360 Here.

07:35:26.580 I got.

07:35:27.020 There's some drinks.

07:35:27.260 She's got some more.

07:35:28.040 Yeah.

07:35:28.340 I didn't drink out of it.

07:35:29.220 Yeah.

07:35:29.360 She barely.

07:35:29.880 She barely had it.

07:35:30.860 Bro, she.

07:35:31.900 Wow.

07:35:32.400 That was a lot, bro.

07:35:33.300 He drank a lot.

07:35:34.400 No, I shared a little bit.

07:35:35.180 All right.

07:35:35.540 Here we go.

07:35:36.000 Number three.

07:35:36.600 Thank you, Steve Murphy.

07:35:37.300 You guys are wrong, and I'm right.

07:35:47.440 Okay.

07:35:48.580 Why didn't you make them answer, though?

07:35:50.460 Men or women?

07:35:51.340 They did.

07:35:52.040 No, you didn't.

07:35:52.960 Oh, sorry.

07:35:53.340 They said everyone.

07:35:54.660 W text to speak.

07:35:55.280 I mean, we're three bottles in.

07:35:56.420 I might as well.

07:35:58.200 What the frick was that?

07:36:02.080 Okay.

07:36:05.200 Hold on, boys.

07:36:06.240 Hold on.

07:36:06.660 I'm getting it.

07:36:08.120 Oh, my God.

07:36:11.100 Okay, boys.

07:36:11.760 Here we go.

07:36:12.520 Oh, fuck.

07:36:12.900 I'll use it for this.

07:36:13.720 Holy shit.

07:36:14.080 It almost came off and hit Julie in the face.

07:36:18.000 Well, I still have what's left of a mixed drink.

07:36:20.540 I guess I'll put that down.

07:36:22.480 All right.

07:36:22.700 Hold on.

07:36:23.040 Here we go.

07:36:23.660 How do we got to get home?

07:36:25.040 I'm just kidding.

07:36:25.820 Yeah, we still got to get home.

07:36:26.840 Uh-oh.

07:36:27.580 Go on around.

07:36:28.060 Go on around.

07:36:28.080 Go on around.

07:36:28.700 No, we'll walk around.

07:36:29.460 Okay.

07:36:31.000 In and out?

07:36:31.640 Oh, here we go.

07:36:32.220 Okay.

07:36:33.100 In and out.

07:36:34.640 Oh, what the fuck?

07:36:35.460 Oh, shit.

07:36:38.200 Bruh.

07:36:38.640 Oh, no.

07:36:39.540 Oh, no.

07:36:40.020 You lost your touch.

07:36:40.700 It's a bad batch.

07:36:41.860 Prove your high value right now.

07:36:43.460 Go.

07:36:43.880 Alpha male.

07:36:44.680 Alpha male.

07:36:45.320 Alpha male.

07:36:46.840 Alpha male.

07:36:48.920 I think you're scared again.

07:36:50.300 I'm going to get an egg right now.

07:36:51.780 You have to just figure it out.

07:36:53.580 When he can't open a shampoo bottle.

07:36:55.840 Oh, my God.

07:36:57.160 Hold on.

07:36:57.480 I got this.

07:36:58.520 His future wife getting the egg.

07:37:00.100 Dude, I'm two for three, okay?

07:37:04.580 I think you're just scaring yourself.

07:37:06.580 You just got to go for it.

07:37:07.700 Dude, it's just...

07:37:08.380 I'll know.

07:37:09.000 It's like...

07:37:09.940 I swear there's something we're worth it, bro.

07:37:13.900 I'm going to take the cage off.

07:37:20.840 You're scaring those three sits.

07:37:22.660 Shut up.

07:37:23.980 Wait.

07:37:24.560 Give me some more paper towels.

07:37:26.220 I got this shit.

07:37:27.100 Oh, my God.

07:37:28.420 Look at that.

07:37:28.780 Maddie, ask your question, please.

07:37:31.600 We didn't even...

07:37:32.340 Or I think we literally stopped at you.

07:37:33.920 Do you remember my question?

07:37:35.020 It was just like,

07:37:35.500 do you object to men caring about your body count?

07:37:38.740 I've also never had a man who cared about that.

07:37:41.280 Holy fuck, bro.

07:37:43.220 Nick, did you glue this shit?

07:37:44.660 You fucker.

07:37:45.520 Do you want me to try?

07:37:46.220 You fucking glued this, didn't you?

07:37:47.280 Is it fake champagne?

07:37:49.240 I'm going to lose my man card if Maddie opens this shit.

07:37:52.360 Hold on.

07:37:52.880 Yeah, you can't let Maddie do it.

07:37:54.320 Okay.

07:37:55.040 Do you need your soldiers to open it?

07:37:56.160 I just twist.

07:37:56.700 Do you need your soldiers?

07:37:57.300 Well, why are you holding it in front of me?

07:37:59.140 What do you mean?

07:37:59.780 It's not...

07:38:00.560 I thought you were giving it to me to open.

07:38:02.760 Kirby can do it.

07:38:03.480 Kirby can do it.

07:38:03.820 Kirby can do anything.

07:38:05.080 Kirby can do it.

07:38:05.800 Give it to Kirby.

07:38:06.620 Kirby.

07:38:07.140 You just held it right in front of my face.

07:38:09.660 Kirby.

07:38:10.320 Sorry.

07:38:10.860 No, I had my thumb on the cork or whatever.

07:38:13.340 I think you should give it to Kirby.

07:38:13.900 I thought it was going to die.

07:38:14.860 I'm going like palm on the top.

07:38:17.480 And then just push down and twist.

07:38:19.760 Yeah, that's how I did it when I was a bartender.

07:38:20.720 It'll fly off if your palm's over it.

07:38:22.840 Yeah, it is.

07:38:23.880 No, your thumb's on top.

07:38:24.840 No, your thumb's on top.

07:38:25.920 So put the palm on?

07:38:26.800 Yeah.

07:38:27.180 Yeah, and then use the full...

07:38:28.480 And then push down and like twist.

07:38:31.080 Push?

07:38:31.700 No.

07:38:32.460 Yeah.

07:38:32.880 Try to use the pressure to at least like...

07:38:35.600 You know what I mean?

07:38:36.260 Because if not, his hand's just going to slide.

07:38:38.360 Damn.

07:38:38.720 What the...

07:38:39.140 Sorry, Mr. Murph.

07:38:39.840 Yo, who glued this shit?

07:38:41.300 You fucking glued this shit?

07:38:43.060 Let it pop.

07:38:43.800 Who glued this shit?

07:38:44.660 Yeah, you need to pop it.

07:38:45.520 I think you should give it to Kirby.

07:38:47.140 And she's going to show you that.

07:38:48.260 You better pop it.

07:38:48.820 What if you just pop it outside?

07:38:50.340 Brian wants to do it himself, guys.

07:38:52.640 Let him do it.

07:38:54.340 No, I can't let Maddie do this.

07:38:55.860 Nick, here you go.

07:38:56.700 Just let him...

07:38:57.700 Let Kirby do it.

07:38:58.820 Why don't you just do it yourself?

07:39:00.680 DIY.

07:39:01.600 Nick, be careful.

07:39:03.980 Damn, bro, that's in my face.

07:39:05.180 Right?

07:39:05.820 Nick, go that way.

07:39:06.800 That way.

07:39:07.180 That one actually was difficult.

07:39:18.900 It was hard, right?

07:39:19.780 I feel like your hands were greasy.

07:39:20.820 I'm sure, yeah.

07:39:23.020 He got the greasy palm.

07:39:24.860 The greasy palm.

07:39:25.820 He's a little nervous.

07:39:26.100 I loosened that shit for Nick, bro.

07:39:27.320 It was already halfway there.

07:39:28.700 I loosened that.

07:39:30.640 He got that greasy hair.

07:39:31.680 Do I just fucking chug from it?

07:39:33.460 Yes.

07:39:33.800 No, you're literally going to be blacked out and ganged.

07:39:37.180 I am.

07:39:37.660 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

07:39:40.340 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

07:39:41.960 This is literal peer pressure.

07:39:43.020 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

07:39:44.000 We'll do it together.

07:39:44.780 Ready to write?

07:39:45.460 Okay.

07:39:46.100 You ready?

07:39:46.480 I don't drink, though.

07:39:47.760 I still have what's left of my mixed drink.

07:39:49.560 You ready?

07:39:49.960 You better not, like, spit it out.

07:39:52.800 Okay, on three.

07:39:53.980 Ready?

07:39:54.800 One.

07:39:55.660 Just sip.

07:39:56.500 Yeah, just, like, just gulp.

07:39:58.220 Three.

07:39:58.680 Yeah.

07:39:59.320 But, like, sip, sip.

07:40:00.260 Like a bottle.

07:40:03.800 Oh, my God.

07:40:04.660 Like a baby's bottle.

07:40:05.920 Why is he drinking it?

07:40:07.000 Keep going.

07:40:10.240 Woo.

07:40:11.480 This is the best birthday ever.

07:40:12.960 Is this the best birthday ever?

07:40:15.180 Anybody want more champagne?

07:40:16.480 Yes.

07:40:16.980 I'll take a little bit.

07:40:18.640 Okay, she's turning up.

07:40:19.740 Now that your mouth's gone.

07:40:20.320 Turning up in the whatever podcast.

07:40:22.200 What's that?

07:40:22.620 Wow, Julie did so much better than you.

07:40:24.460 Three champagne pops.

07:40:25.480 I'm kidding.

07:40:25.740 Hey, I got to do something.

07:40:27.160 Well, he donated a grant, so that's technically two champagne pops.

07:40:29.460 No, they're half-pops.

07:40:30.380 Well, it was.

07:40:32.020 Julie's trying to do it.

07:40:34.160 Today, technically, we need another pop.

07:40:36.140 Guys, champagne pops are back at 1,000.

07:40:39.080 Champagne pops, if you're going to do any more.

07:40:40.420 I know.

07:40:40.660 They're going to keep sending.

07:40:41.680 Excuse me.

07:40:42.820 What were we talking about?

07:40:43.660 Body count.

07:40:43.680 They're trying to get you drunk, Brian.

07:40:44.880 This podcast just goes over.

07:40:45.860 Do you guys want more?

07:40:46.780 Let me force you to burn.

07:40:47.940 And then maybe for me.

07:40:48.800 You're on the table.

07:40:49.640 So, okay, Maddie's question was, oh, man, my hand's, like, tired, boys.

07:40:59.000 I'm going to get carpal tunnel syndrome from that.

07:41:01.960 I already feel it.

07:41:03.920 Whoa.

07:41:06.500 No, she doesn't.

07:41:07.420 Oh, kerbophene.

07:41:08.880 She's 19.

07:41:10.080 That's not kerbophene.

07:41:12.520 Oh, this is kerbophene right here.

07:41:14.600 What?

07:41:14.840 That's Malia.

07:41:15.820 Who said kerbophene?

07:41:17.820 I don't know.

07:41:18.280 I'm confused.

07:41:18.780 Hi.

07:41:20.200 Malia.

07:41:22.320 Mole.

07:41:22.880 No, that's Mole.

07:41:24.400 Mole.

07:41:24.840 Little mole.

07:41:25.420 Little mole.

07:41:26.120 That's me.

07:41:26.560 We're out of champagne.

07:41:27.740 Boys, we're out of champagne.

07:41:29.080 Wait, if there's a...

07:41:29.700 I'll get the store if we get them.

07:41:31.120 No, if...

07:41:32.040 Okay, okay, okay.

07:41:32.740 We're in the store.

07:41:33.700 We're out.

07:41:34.360 You guys tapped us out of champagne.

07:41:36.200 No, I didn't.

07:41:36.620 So...

07:41:37.260 Okay, that's it.

07:41:39.700 That's it.

07:41:39.940 That's it.

07:41:40.340 That's it.

07:41:40.560 The next upgrade, since we're out of champagne...

07:41:44.260 Why?

07:41:45.300 Meth and phantamation.

07:41:46.860 Straight up.

07:41:47.580 Straight up.

07:41:48.100 Straight to meth.

07:41:49.220 Straight to needles.

07:41:50.340 Straight to some...

07:41:51.820 Pipe?

07:41:52.160 No pipe?

07:41:53.000 I did that for free.

07:41:54.020 All right, boys.

07:41:55.120 10K for a heroin syringe.

07:41:58.260 Just kidding.

07:41:59.240 But we all share the same one.

07:42:02.380 Yeah.

07:42:02.700 Absolutely.

07:42:04.140 At the same time.

07:42:05.060 Yeah.

07:42:06.000 We'll load them up.

07:42:07.580 That was a good joke.

07:42:08.720 Hey, I give credit where credit is due.

07:42:11.060 That was a good joke.

07:42:12.540 Unless you were serious.

07:42:13.480 But still funny.

07:42:15.840 Is he real?

07:42:17.020 Still funny.

07:42:18.160 Because...

07:42:18.640 I can't tell.

07:42:20.080 Because of the blood-borne...

07:42:22.480 In illnesses?

07:42:23.100 Blood-brained...

07:42:23.680 In illnesses.

07:42:24.240 Blood-borne pathogens.

07:42:25.400 Because of that thing.

07:42:26.540 Yeah, that was funny.

07:42:27.040 That was a problem.

07:42:28.420 It's less funny now that I'm explaining it, but...

07:42:31.600 It was good.

07:42:32.620 Cheers to that.

07:42:34.120 Dating apps.

07:42:34.800 Yes.

07:42:35.260 Oh, sorry.

07:42:35.660 I didn't mean to clap into the microphone.

07:42:37.220 Go ahead.

07:42:37.780 Where's the champagne?

07:42:40.560 It's back in my belly.

07:42:41.600 You need it?

07:42:42.120 You need it?

07:42:42.900 In my belly.

07:42:44.800 Not...

07:42:45.460 Is that a cockapoo?

07:42:46.160 You should wipe me off.

07:42:47.020 No, I'm a caboodle.

07:42:48.380 Okay, so this is Imogen.

07:42:50.720 By the way, these are like...

07:42:51.720 You made sure that these are like safe, Nick.

07:42:53.620 They're not like...

07:42:54.720 Oh, yeah.

07:42:55.220 They're fine.

07:42:55.900 They're fine?

07:42:56.280 Okay.

07:42:56.580 Yeah.

07:42:56.960 I'm convinced that you should wipe me off.

07:42:58.480 You're five feet?

07:43:00.140 Thank you.

07:43:00.420 Okay.

07:43:02.620 Gorgie.

07:43:03.600 Teddy.

07:43:05.560 Next.

07:43:05.920 Okay, she's...

07:43:08.760 Hold on.

07:43:10.420 You're Catholic?

07:43:11.900 Oh, I kind of like...

07:43:13.720 I had to like put one there, but...

07:43:15.740 Wait, into the mic.

07:43:16.460 Into the mic.

07:43:16.740 So like I had to put one there, but yeah, growing up, I always went to Catholic private

07:43:20.720 schools.

07:43:21.420 You can hide it from your profile.

07:43:22.800 Damn, that's crazy.

07:43:23.500 Oh, really?

07:43:24.300 Oh, what the hell?

07:43:25.360 I was trying to figure out how I could.

07:43:26.660 You're Catholic, right?

07:43:27.620 Pardon?

07:43:28.200 You're Catholic.

07:43:29.120 Yeah.

07:43:29.700 Damn.

07:43:30.020 But I don't go to church or anything, but I am like...

07:43:32.640 What does the Catholic faith say about you like having current knowledge of like 30

07:43:36.520 dudes at the same time?

07:43:38.160 Because you said you got...

07:43:39.140 That's your roster.

07:43:40.040 And you do OnlyFans.

07:43:41.060 How's that?

07:43:41.320 Yeah, but like...

07:43:41.900 That goes against the Catholic thing.

07:43:45.540 I don't really like...

07:43:46.820 I'm not really like interested in that stuff anymore like I used to be, but I did it.

07:43:50.400 What the fuck are you doing here?

07:43:51.780 Sorry, I didn't really impress that.

07:43:52.900 Like, obviously, like before, like when I went to school, like I was a lot more Catholic

07:43:58.560 and then when I like left school and then started like working, then like I did...

07:44:02.540 I wasn't really like into like into that stuff anymore kind of thing.

07:44:06.660 But like, yeah.

07:44:10.780 I'm sorry.

07:44:11.940 Do you say you were raised Catholic?

07:44:14.180 Yeah.

07:44:15.380 Like I always went to Catholic private schools growing up.

07:44:18.960 What led you away from Catholicism?

07:44:21.320 Um, it just wasn't really for me.

07:44:25.200 Like, I guess I kind of just left school, started like another job, and then I kind of

07:44:30.400 just like grew out of it a bit, I guess.

07:44:33.740 Now, forgive me, I wasn't here at the start of the stream.

07:44:37.860 Did you say that you have OnlyFans?

07:44:40.900 Yeah, I do.

07:44:42.900 And your father, I would guess, is Catholic?

07:44:46.580 Um, not really like my dad, more like my like mom.

07:44:50.120 Well, that's even worse.

07:44:51.060 Of course, right?

07:44:51.620 We're not like...

07:44:52.140 There's no way that mom endorses the OnlyFans.

07:44:54.860 Like, we're not like that, but...

07:44:56.060 Just so you know, hear me out for a second.

07:44:59.140 If you're talking in the mic while I'm talking, it cuts my audio out.

07:45:03.460 Okay.

07:45:04.080 So, so I want to hear what you're saying.

07:45:05.960 Just, just put your hand up so that I know that you're talking.

07:45:09.360 Um, but, but back to where I was at, mom's a Catholic, right?

07:45:16.380 Mm.

07:45:18.580 I don't know what mm means.

07:45:20.200 It means yeah.

07:45:21.880 Oh, okay.

07:45:22.780 Yes.

07:45:23.100 So, so mom, mm, uh, does not approve of the OnlyFans?

07:45:28.200 No.

07:45:29.660 No.

07:45:30.560 So what does, what does she say?

07:45:32.800 Well, she doesn't really say, she can't really do much, but she just doesn't support it.

07:45:37.180 Okay.

07:45:37.740 What does dad say?

07:45:39.440 Dad says the same stuff as mom.

07:45:41.340 Um, but dad's not a Catholic.

07:45:45.080 I mean, he is, but like, he's not really like involved as much as like my mom, like my mom is.

07:45:51.400 That makes sense.

07:45:52.600 Okay.

07:45:52.940 So mom is, um, I don't know, uh, more dogmatic.

07:45:57.940 She's more into the Catholic faith than dad.

07:46:01.080 Yeah.

07:46:01.360 Like I wouldn't say that she's like really into it, but like, like her growing up, like she went to like Catholic schools as well, whether my dad didn't.

07:46:08.100 So like my dad never really got brought up in like a Catholic household, but my mom did.

07:46:13.640 Okay.

07:46:14.080 That makes sense.

07:46:15.380 But mom, mom says no, right?

07:46:21.620 Yeah.

07:46:22.040 And you just, you just don't care?

07:46:24.440 I mean, I do.

07:46:25.400 And like, I value her opinion, but I am an adult and I can do what I want.

07:46:29.340 Well, that's true.

07:46:30.040 You can.

07:46:30.720 I'm not disputing that you can do what you want.

07:46:32.920 You're 18.

07:46:33.940 You can do whatever the fuck you want.

07:46:35.280 But when you, when you sit down with mom, if you're like, let's pretend for a second, you're having that heartfelt conversation with mom and you're sitting down with mom and you say, I'm on OnlyFans, mom.

07:46:48.360 Your mom says what back to you?

07:46:52.300 Wait, what?

07:46:53.300 Well, okay.

07:46:55.140 So, so listen again.

07:46:56.380 You're sitting down for that one heartfelt combo where mom says, sweetheart, can we just talk?

07:47:04.760 And you say, sure, mom.

07:47:06.420 And you sit down with mom and you explain to her everything about your OnlyFans.

07:47:12.520 And she can even go look it up, right?

07:47:15.880 What does mom say to you?

07:47:17.940 She doesn't really talk about it anymore.

07:47:23.580 Like when I first.

07:47:23.920 Yeah, but what did she say?

07:47:25.480 What did she say?

07:47:26.000 Oh, she just said that she was disappointed and that like, she wishes that I went down like the other path.

07:47:31.440 But at the end of the day, I am an adult and I can choose what I want to do with my life.

07:47:35.620 But all she can do is just support me and try to tell me what, what is right and what's wrong.

07:47:42.220 But at the end of the day, she can't control my life.

07:47:44.740 Sure.

07:47:45.520 Does your mom love you?

07:47:46.580 Yeah, of course.

07:47:48.500 Do you think your mom wants the best for you?

07:47:50.920 Yeah.

07:47:51.720 You think your mom wants the best for you even if you can't see what is the best for you?

07:47:56.740 Yeah.

07:47:58.020 And hasn't she always been that way ever since you were a little girl?

07:48:01.180 Mm-hmm.

07:48:02.380 Then why don't you trust her?

07:48:05.200 I do trust her, but this is.

07:48:07.280 Then if she says to you not to do OnlyFans, why don't you trust her?

07:48:12.960 Because I want to do it.

07:48:14.780 Right.

07:48:15.160 But when you were a little kid and you wanted to stick your finger in the light socket, you

07:48:21.420 wanted to stick your finger in there and she said, no, sweetheart, you can't do that because

07:48:27.100 I love you and I want to make sure that you don't hurt yourself.

07:48:30.860 I want to make sure that you don't do something terrible to yourself.

07:48:35.200 Right.

07:48:35.620 You listen to mom.

07:48:37.780 What changed?

07:48:39.000 What changed from knowing that mom knows everything about her little girl?

07:48:44.440 She loves you.

07:48:45.180 She adores you.

07:48:45.940 She thinks you're great.

07:48:47.620 You are the offspring of mom.

07:48:49.960 And she's protected you your whole life.

07:48:54.140 And now, at this one pinnacle moment, you say, fuck off, mom.

07:49:00.360 Like, what changed?

07:49:01.680 What changed the dynamic?

07:49:03.200 Oh, my God.

07:49:03.740 Um, I guess, like, my age and, like, what comes with it and, like, yeah.

07:49:10.840 Is this insensitive?

07:49:12.860 No, no, no, no.

07:49:13.820 Oh, shit.

07:49:14.360 I need...

07:49:14.800 This is kind of insensitive.

07:49:16.260 I'm sorry.

07:49:17.440 Is this insensitive?

07:49:18.620 No.

07:49:18.800 I don't think it's insensitive.

07:49:20.140 How is it?

07:49:20.620 I don't even think we're talking about anything untoward.

07:49:26.640 I'm just kidding.

07:49:27.540 We're talking about the infant baby.

07:49:28.260 Everybody just needs a prop.

07:49:29.360 So, so, so.

07:49:29.880 Andrew, it was about the baby.

07:49:32.780 Because the baby was about the baby.

07:49:33.840 Can you lift it up a little bit?

07:49:35.520 I'm sorry.

07:49:36.180 I pulled out a prop.

07:49:37.320 I'm sorry, Andrew.

07:49:38.260 What was his name?

07:49:39.120 I'm sorry.

07:49:39.620 Dude, Brian's off the bean right now.

07:49:41.720 I'm sorry.

07:49:42.180 It's the, it's the champagne.

07:49:43.700 He's off the bean right now.

07:49:45.200 I'm sorry.

07:49:45.680 Oh, okay.

07:49:46.720 Well, that goes away.

07:49:47.840 Here you go.

07:49:48.200 I'm like a baby and then realize it's not a good...

07:49:50.400 Frankie Jr.

07:49:53.020 Oh, bro is off the bean.

07:49:57.980 That's why I've got a rugby ball.

07:49:59.240 I'm commended to the game.

07:50:00.080 Okay, continue the conversation.

07:50:01.540 Go ahead.

07:50:01.900 Sorry.

07:50:02.160 I'm sorry.

07:50:02.580 I'm sorry.

07:50:02.960 Please, I'm tired.

07:50:03.540 So, so anyway, back to this.

07:50:05.540 Mom loves you.

07:50:06.700 Mom adores you.

07:50:07.680 You adore Mom.

07:50:08.900 You love her.

07:50:09.420 She took care of you your whole life, made sure you reached adulthood.

07:50:13.520 You didn't stick your finger in the light socket.

07:50:16.020 Why is it her one piece of advice is don't do this, and you just say, fuck off, Mom.

07:50:22.120 I don't, I don't understand that.

07:50:28.100 Work.

07:50:28.580 Um, yeah.

07:50:34.340 That was, that was me.

07:50:35.620 That was me, by the way.

07:50:36.720 Thank you.

07:50:38.440 Yeah.

07:50:39.040 Um, yeah.

07:50:40.300 The answer is...

07:50:41.440 I don't really fuck to answer that question, because I'm not going to win with you.

07:50:44.300 You're just going to keep trying to, like, say shit.

07:50:46.460 That's...

07:50:47.060 No.

07:50:47.600 Like, I'm trying to, like, it's too late, and I want to go...

07:50:49.860 Yeah, like, I'm trying to explain to you that, like, obviously, like, it comes with age,

07:50:54.240 and obviously, like, as I get older, like, I'm not going to listen to some things that,

07:50:58.180 like, my parents think, but you just keep arguing, so just...

07:51:01.800 And honestly, it's just the generation.

07:51:03.820 Right, honestly, I'm not talking to you.

07:51:05.880 Shut the fuck up until I'm done.

07:51:07.460 Shit, drunk Andrew's off the...

07:51:09.820 Until we're done.

07:51:11.100 I didn't ask you for your fucking opinion.

07:51:13.620 So, anyway, back to your buddy.

07:51:15.440 As we were having this great-spirited conversation that you butted into, I'm just curious.

07:51:21.380 Rude.

07:51:22.220 If we're talking about you and your mom, and you say, mom loves me, mom has taken care of

07:51:28.460 me my entire life, she absolutely adores me, she just happens to be wrong on this one

07:51:34.280 thing that she's adamant that I don't do, why don't you yield to her wisdom?

07:51:42.860 Cool, I just didn't.

07:51:44.080 I think that was a checkmate, and I think you checkmated, Andrew.

07:51:46.020 Because you just don't care.

07:51:47.140 And I want to answer this question, and it's getting boring now.

07:51:49.800 She's bored.

07:51:50.680 Yeah, I know, but I don't care if you're bored.

07:51:52.900 She's got the TikTok brain.

07:51:53.740 You know, the funnest part of this entire night is this exchange.

07:51:58.420 This is the exchange that people will look at, and who cares if you're bored?

07:52:03.000 I want to know the fucking answer to the question.

07:52:06.400 Can you actually answer the question, or can you?

07:52:08.800 Put some shrimp on the bobby and answer the question.

07:52:10.420 Well, what if I don't want to fucking answer the question?

07:52:12.540 Put some shrimp on the bobby and answer it.

07:52:13.600 Then answer it.

07:52:14.620 No.

07:52:15.580 Answer the question.

07:52:16.960 So, the question is, why don't you trust your mother now, even though she kept you alive

07:52:22.660 till your majority, and she tells you to stop being a whore?

07:52:25.840 Why don't you trust her?

07:52:27.580 I can stop asking the same question.

07:52:29.220 Let me finish the question.

07:52:31.060 Your mom says, don't be a whore.

07:52:33.380 She kept you alive your entire life, and now you're a whore.

07:52:36.580 Why is it that mom's wrong?

07:52:39.860 That's crazy.

07:52:42.640 I already actually said she doesn't want to answer the question, so.

07:52:46.040 Oh, yeah, I don't answer the question.

07:52:47.780 She doesn't have to answer the question if she doesn't want to.

07:52:48.560 Because I don't know how to.

07:52:49.520 Yeah, I'm not talking to you.

07:52:51.140 I'm talking to your friend.

07:52:51.880 No, you're actually annoying.

07:52:52.680 I'm sorry that you have to butt in.

07:52:54.560 You can't let her.

07:52:55.620 I'm sorry.

07:52:56.220 Is your friend stupid?

07:52:57.260 Is she so stupid she can't answer the question that I asked her?

07:53:01.280 Oh, my God.

07:53:03.080 Great.

07:53:03.740 Then let her.

07:53:04.940 Can you answer the question, please?

07:53:07.160 Oh, my God.

07:53:08.320 Just move on to the next person.

07:53:09.800 No, no.

07:53:10.140 Let's not move on.

07:53:11.220 Shut up.

07:53:11.420 She doesn't want to answer it.

07:53:12.300 Back to where we were at.

07:53:13.460 Oh, my God.

07:53:13.700 Can you answer my question?

07:53:15.320 I'm having a singular conversation with one person.

07:53:17.660 She doesn't want to answer it.

07:53:18.660 Shut up.

07:53:18.940 I said I don't want to answer it.

07:53:20.300 You fucking idiot.

07:53:21.120 She doesn't answer the question.

07:53:22.360 Oh, shit.

07:53:22.880 I don't want to answer your fucking question, Ray Todd.

07:53:24.940 Like, fuck me.

07:53:26.140 I said no.

07:53:27.180 If you're.

07:53:27.740 You said no.

07:53:29.260 No to what?

07:53:30.600 She doesn't have to answer your question.

07:53:32.660 Just shut up.

07:53:32.900 Yeah, I know she doesn't have to.

07:53:33.660 Move on to the next person.

07:53:34.480 But I'm still asking her and not you.

07:53:37.260 Stop talking.

07:53:38.140 Okay, why did you choose this as a job?

07:53:39.960 Why did you choose humiliating people as a job?

07:53:41.120 I'm sorry.

07:53:41.460 I'm sorry.

07:53:41.580 Does she need a spokesman?

07:53:42.660 She's so stupid.

07:53:43.320 You're a hypocrite.

07:53:44.080 Shut up.

07:53:45.060 Say, Andrew, she's so dumb.

07:53:47.240 You're a loser.

07:53:47.800 You've got nothing else better to do.

07:53:49.160 Go ahead.

07:53:49.520 Andrew, she's so stupid, she needs me to speak for her.

07:53:52.820 Go ahead.

07:53:53.200 Say that.

07:53:54.280 Damn.

07:53:55.720 Oh, my God.

07:53:56.300 Oh, okay.

07:53:56.860 Great.

07:53:57.320 So, she can speak for herself.

07:53:59.720 So, if she can speak for herself, I'm asking her the question, not you.

07:54:03.020 I'm just choosing not to answer this question.

07:54:04.840 Just like the other girls said, I don't want to answer this question, and they go off.

07:54:07.740 Yeah, I don't want to answer.

07:54:09.000 Why can't I not answer this question?

07:54:11.520 Yeah, I know.

07:54:12.440 I know.

07:54:13.040 You don't want to answer.

07:54:13.900 I've already tried to explain it to you, but you just don't comprehend it.

07:54:16.860 All right, fine.

07:54:18.520 With that said, with that said, we're going to do a brief roast session.

07:54:24.320 No, oh, my God.

07:54:25.000 It's not 25.

07:54:25.820 I'm sorry, boys.

07:54:26.600 It's fucking 30.

07:54:27.640 I'm R slurred.

07:54:29.220 I'm sorry.

07:54:29.780 Call me a retard like you called Andrew a retard.

07:54:31.840 Go ahead.

07:54:32.260 Oh, no.

07:54:32.940 Wait, what?

07:54:33.640 Just call me.

07:54:34.240 Don't use that word.

07:54:35.260 I'll do it.

07:54:35.920 No, you don't get the pass.

07:54:37.320 Oh, shit.

07:54:38.260 I don't get the pass more than anyone else.

07:54:40.600 What the hell?

07:54:40.840 Guys, I'm sorry.

07:54:41.420 It's $30.

07:54:42.840 Oh, shit.

07:54:43.500 Where did it fucking go?

07:54:44.160 Boys, $30 TTS.

07:54:46.420 That's the roast session.

07:54:47.620 And then we're wrapping the show.

07:54:48.600 You guys got a little bit.

07:54:50.380 She needs more alcohol.

07:54:51.420 There you go.

07:54:52.120 There you go, boo.

07:54:52.820 Honestly, same.

07:54:54.180 The garden needs the booze.

07:54:56.660 The garden needs something.

07:54:58.080 And these came in.

07:54:58.900 I'm sorry.

07:54:59.400 These came in before the change.

07:55:00.700 Ron underscore Briggs donated $69.

07:55:04.060 Andrew, what is the fastest, most solid argument to shut down feminism?

07:55:08.800 I've been trying to change the hearts and minds of the women I work with.

07:55:13.220 Advice.

07:55:14.260 $30 TTS, boys.

07:55:15.640 All you have to do is ask them a single question.

07:55:18.400 Do you want a society which is non-patriarchal and watch them do all sorts of mental gymnastics

07:55:26.740 to try to claim that they don't?

07:55:28.880 How do you have them on the screen?

07:55:29.980 And every time you prod it, you'll find out that they do.

07:55:34.700 $30 TTS, boys.

07:55:36.180 It should be good to go.

07:55:37.980 So I'm going to...

07:55:38.740 Oh, the moderation cue is on.

07:55:41.660 Wait, did the one that said, Andrew, you're a real one telling them how it is, did that

07:55:44.940 come through?

07:55:46.880 Oh, okay.

07:55:49.020 The devil's slayer donated $69.

07:55:52.620 Andrew, you're a real one telling them how it is.

07:55:56.500 He didn't tell a shit.

07:55:57.800 He was just trying to get an answer.

07:55:58.720 So he didn't get the answer to.

07:56:01.500 Right.

07:56:02.020 So that would be me asking the question that wasn't answered by your fucking idiot friend.

07:56:07.060 Oh, shit.

07:56:08.940 Oh, shit.

07:56:10.660 At least now we know it wasn't water that we were drinking.

07:56:14.400 And seven ex-vost donated $100.

07:56:17.540 Who suffers in war the most?

07:56:20.040 Sorry, I myself wanted to answer.

07:56:22.860 I recall around World War I.

07:56:25.580 Chemical warfare being invented caused as estimated 90,000 plus deaths.

07:56:30.820 Yo, true.

07:56:33.440 True.

07:56:34.700 Um, that, uh, the, the mustard gas, the mustard gas, that shit was crazy.

07:56:40.080 Council of men donated $30.

07:56:41.380 Brian, the council has convened in an emergency session tonight.

07:56:45.320 Dude.

07:56:45.480 Your man card has been suspended for 30 days because of your repeated inability to pee.

07:56:51.940 What?

07:56:53.740 Austrian's trumpet slayer donated $30.

07:56:57.040 Why do women have one brain cell more than a chicken?

07:56:59.700 So they don't shit on the porch.

07:57:03.080 Speak very soon.

07:57:04.580 Yeah, I'm a drag.

07:57:05.460 Is that a joke?

07:57:06.300 At least be funny.

07:57:07.080 What?

07:57:07.300 That's really rude.

07:57:08.500 That's my point.

07:57:08.980 That was rude.

07:57:09.780 It wasn't rude.

07:57:10.340 Maddie, ask your question about the body count really quick.

07:57:12.980 Oh my gosh.

07:57:13.720 We keep like, we were only on the second person.

07:57:16.260 Here, just ask them the second question.

07:57:18.160 What's everybody's body count?

07:57:22.020 Which direction are we starting?

07:57:23.680 I think we start over here.

07:57:25.480 We start over here.

07:57:26.240 What's the question?

07:57:26.980 We could start in.

07:57:28.240 Here, I'll start.

07:57:29.700 Andrew, go.

07:57:30.120 It's over 10, it's over 10,000.

07:57:32.960 You fucking strump it.

07:57:35.540 Four.

07:57:36.060 You strump it.

07:57:37.020 Five hundred, twenty-five thousand, six hundred.

07:57:40.000 Listen, we're not going to do Rent in here, okay?

07:57:45.460 If we're going to do Rent, you do Bohemian Rhapsody.

07:57:48.380 Fucking sing it right now.

07:57:49.580 We sang that at karaoke the other night.

07:57:50.980 You're so good.

07:57:52.140 Easy come, easy go.

07:57:55.820 Galileo.

07:57:57.140 That's a...

07:57:57.640 Galileo.

07:57:58.960 No, it's a Rent.

07:57:59.580 I'm talking about the Rent.

07:58:00.380 I will grab the guitar and play that if you will sing it.

07:58:04.000 Oh, I won't sing it, but somebody who can sing should sing.

07:58:07.500 We've got fucking theater kids in here.

07:58:10.540 My ick is theater kids.

07:58:12.400 Oh, low key.

07:58:14.440 I love that.

07:58:15.020 Ick.

07:58:15.700 Gives me the ick.

07:58:17.620 Wait, what were...

07:58:18.600 Oh, body count.

07:58:19.380 Go ahead.

07:58:20.020 Five million.

07:58:21.260 Oh, my God.

07:58:23.020 706,000.

07:58:24.140 Remember last time you were on the show, you had a not-a-virgin shirt?

07:58:27.280 I was not ready for the show.

07:58:29.560 It said totally a virgin.

07:58:30.820 Totally a virgin.

07:58:31.860 Or not...

07:58:32.240 I thought it was totally...

07:58:32.860 It said totally a virgin.

07:58:33.760 Oh, okay.

07:58:34.600 Totally.

07:58:35.440 Yeah.

07:58:36.180 Totally.

07:58:37.780 Zero.

07:58:38.840 That's fucking cat.

07:58:40.440 Didn't you say...

07:58:40.960 You said it was like...

07:58:43.580 I forgot what you said last time.

07:58:45.920 Zero.

07:58:47.320 So you're a virgin.

07:58:48.340 She's a virgin.

07:58:49.340 I mean, technically, if we're going to speak in technical terms, yeah.

07:58:53.720 No P in the V?

07:58:54.680 No.

07:58:55.260 No P?

07:58:55.580 Never P in the V?

07:58:56.180 Not even in the behind.

07:58:57.620 Nowhere there.

07:58:58.480 Oh, come on.

07:58:59.180 Like, nowhere waist down.

07:59:02.100 No P in the V?

07:59:02.620 Essing...

07:59:03.060 But you've S the D.

07:59:04.680 I'm not going to get into specifics.

07:59:06.340 But you said...

07:59:07.140 I mean, you said nothing's below the waist.

07:59:08.140 I'm technically a virgin.

07:59:10.420 You're a virgin?

07:59:11.480 Yeah.

07:59:12.200 A virgin 2.0?

07:59:13.560 Yeah.

07:59:14.080 A virgin...

07:59:14.600 A virgin of what?

07:59:15.740 She's a virgin...

07:59:17.180 She has an aversion to the penis, apparently.

07:59:19.040 Exactly.

07:59:19.740 Well, but a virgin of what?

07:59:22.560 Would you say you're a virgin of?

07:59:24.740 No, I think she meant virgin.

07:59:26.860 What's that name?

07:59:27.260 A D.

07:59:27.780 No, not a virgin.

07:59:28.780 I don't know.

07:59:29.620 Brian, Brian, you're kind of playing the save a little bit.

07:59:33.140 What are you aversion of?

07:59:34.700 She likes virgin.

07:59:35.640 The D.

07:59:36.680 The D.

07:59:39.020 You've never had a guy?

07:59:41.080 In there?

07:59:42.160 No.

07:59:42.540 Up in there.

07:59:43.100 No, no, no.

07:59:43.820 No.

07:59:44.440 That's scary.

07:59:45.960 No.

07:59:46.500 What if he's got a micro?

07:59:48.020 Does that change?

07:59:48.440 Hang on.

07:59:48.920 Hang on.

07:59:49.280 Hang on.

07:59:50.020 Let's pretend for a second that I only tell lies.

07:59:54.300 Let's pretend for a second I only tell lies and you only tell the truth.

07:59:57.460 Okay.

07:59:57.720 I've slept with 25,000 women and you've slept with how many men?

08:00:03.960 If we're telling lies, then I suck at.

08:00:07.260 No, no, no.

08:00:07.880 I only tell lies.

08:00:08.940 You only tell the truth.

08:00:10.300 Oh, I only tell the truth.

08:00:10.620 I've slept with 25,000 women.

08:00:12.640 You've slept with how many men?

08:00:14.580 Zero.

08:00:15.000 Zero.

08:00:15.100 Okay.

08:00:19.700 Body count?

08:00:20.460 No, no.

08:00:21.040 Hang on.

08:00:21.440 Hang on.

08:00:21.540 I just want to make sure.

08:00:22.820 You're not lying, right?

08:00:24.360 No.

08:00:28.500 Body count?

08:00:29.380 Really?

08:00:30.180 Not?

08:00:30.560 Hang on.

08:00:31.040 Not one?

08:00:32.060 Not one man you've ever slept with?

08:00:34.220 Not?

08:00:34.820 No.

08:00:35.180 No.

08:00:35.340 Never would probably.

08:00:36.720 What about women?

08:00:38.140 Nope.

08:00:38.920 No women?

08:00:39.420 No women?

08:00:40.240 That's cat, bro.

08:00:41.640 Yeah.

08:00:42.060 You're totally lying.

08:00:43.340 You're lying through your teeth.

08:00:44.540 She's the proof.

08:00:45.040 Look at your body.

08:00:46.380 Hang on.

08:00:46.580 Hang on.

08:00:46.980 Hang on.

08:00:47.560 Hang on.

08:00:48.160 Let me ask you.

08:00:49.400 Gal in the white.

08:00:50.200 I see you.

08:00:51.660 She's lying through her fucking teeth.

08:00:53.180 Am I wrong?

08:00:54.360 Go ahead and lie to me.

08:00:55.660 Lie to me.

08:00:56.500 Go ahead.

08:00:58.020 Yeah.

08:00:59.060 Yeah.

08:00:59.820 Yeah.

08:01:00.300 She's lying through her teeth.

08:01:01.560 How many?

08:01:03.760 Zero and a half, she told me.

08:01:06.980 It's over 9,000!

08:01:09.740 Good meme.

08:01:10.780 Like I said, it's not technical.

08:01:12.500 Hang on.

08:01:12.920 Hang on.

08:01:13.200 If we had zero to one, that's our only metric.

08:01:17.000 Exactly.

08:01:17.700 Because I said it's not technical.

08:01:18.600 Hang on.

08:01:18.960 Gal in the white.

08:01:20.080 Zero to one.

08:01:21.240 That's our only metric.

08:01:22.320 Would you say one or zero?

08:01:25.920 Oh, zero.

08:01:28.660 I would say zero.

08:01:30.220 If Gal in the black said zero, then I would say zero.

08:01:33.860 Yeah.

08:01:34.340 I know.

08:01:34.880 But from your perspective.

08:01:35.820 I don't have her punani.

08:01:36.720 Hang on.

08:01:37.380 Hang on.

08:01:37.620 Hang on.

08:01:37.820 From your perspective, zero to one, would you say at least one from your subjective metric?

08:01:48.980 What pronoun?

08:01:50.780 What the?

08:01:51.340 Okay.

08:01:51.560 Whatever pronoun you want.

08:01:56.600 We'll give it whatever pronoun you want.

08:01:58.940 Has this person at least had a single P in the V?

08:02:03.620 What the?

08:02:06.540 I'll let you know after the show.

08:02:08.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:02:09.260 All right.

08:02:09.900 You can keep that cope going.

08:02:11.580 Okay.

08:02:17.960 Very serious.

08:02:19.420 Body count?

08:02:21.540 Body count.

08:02:24.040 I've had one boyfriend, so.

08:02:28.340 It's at least zero.

08:02:32.500 Body count.

08:02:34.320 Range?

08:02:34.760 You want to do range?

08:02:35.320 Favorite part.

08:02:35.640 Out of the range.

08:02:36.160 Range?

08:02:36.540 Range?

08:02:36.880 Range?

08:02:37.440 Range?

08:02:37.880 Nothing.

08:02:38.420 Like 50 to 100 range?

08:02:39.940 One to?

08:02:40.280 I'm not saying that's what it is.

08:02:41.180 I'm not.

08:02:41.480 I'm not.

08:02:41.980 Don't get upset.

08:02:42.960 I'm not saying that's what it is.

08:02:44.380 What's up?

08:02:44.780 What's up?

08:02:45.680 What's up with it?

08:02:48.060 Into me?

08:02:49.420 Yeah.

08:02:49.980 Okay.

08:02:50.260 My body count is off the scales.

08:02:52.940 I didn't even know.

08:02:53.560 I lost count at 80.

08:02:54.100 Into the mic.

08:02:54.780 Into the mic.

08:02:55.380 Sorry.

08:02:55.760 My body count's off the scales.

08:02:56.980 I lost count at like 80.

08:02:58.940 Yeah, whatever.

08:02:59.760 You're a fucking liar though, so.

08:03:01.880 You know what?

08:03:02.640 I believe it.

08:03:03.160 You didn't even start being a boyfriend.

08:03:04.380 I am a feminist.

08:03:05.820 I support women.

08:03:07.120 Believe all women.

08:03:07.800 I think that it could be between 1,000 and 20, and I think that you would never give us

08:03:15.100 the honest answer.

08:03:16.880 Why would I make myself look silly?

08:03:18.800 Why would I make myself look silly if like there's like friends in that?

08:03:20.700 Hashtag you make yourself look silly all night.

08:03:22.500 You've not been honest the entire evening.

08:03:23.800 Listen to yourself.

08:03:24.840 Every time you're on the show, you make yourself look like a joke because you're an annoying troll.

08:03:26.760 The one thing people can determine from this conversation is that you are one dishonest troll.

08:03:32.280 You are the most annoying troll.

08:03:33.980 You're even bad at trolling.

08:03:34.780 You're even bad at that.

08:03:35.820 So it's 80?

08:03:36.620 You said over 80?

08:03:37.520 Yeah.

08:03:38.500 Okay.

08:03:38.800 No comment.

08:03:40.240 Shut up.

08:03:40.540 Range.

08:03:41.020 Range.

08:03:41.120 I don't love it.

08:03:41.960 Give us range.

08:03:43.100 Zero to two.

08:03:45.180 Okay, that's reasonable.

08:03:46.120 All right.

08:03:46.500 Like 80 plus 80.

08:03:48.620 One more time.

08:03:49.420 Like past 80.

08:03:51.520 Past 80?

08:03:52.280 You guys both have.

08:03:53.080 Okay.

08:03:53.480 Yeah.

08:03:54.140 Worst trolls ever, by the way.

08:03:56.360 Listen to yourself.

08:03:57.560 Shut up.

08:03:57.920 You haven't shut up or not.

08:03:59.080 You're the worst at it.

08:04:00.920 You're the worst at it.

08:04:02.260 Oh my God.

08:04:02.620 You're the worst nugget.

08:04:03.620 I've ever met.

08:04:04.200 You know, you would have had a better showing.

08:04:05.800 Did you call him a nugget?

08:04:06.460 You would have had a way better showing if you had come in and you had been honest.

08:04:11.860 Is there a nugget emoji?

08:04:13.240 Is there a nugget emoji?

08:04:14.960 Spam nugget emojis in the chat.

08:04:16.380 Oh my God.

08:04:18.100 Andrew, did you hear her?

08:04:19.440 Are you going to?

08:04:19.720 She called you a nugget.

08:04:21.480 You're a chicken nugget.

08:04:22.460 I don't even know what that means.

08:04:23.440 I don't know what it means either, but it was insulting.

08:04:26.060 It was very insulting.

08:04:26.760 It's a Vegemite sandwich nonsense from a bunch of trolls.

08:04:30.020 A bunch of trolls.

08:04:30.480 Because you're so annoying.

08:04:31.820 So annoying.

08:04:32.760 Do you know what?

08:04:33.340 You're so annoying.

08:04:33.980 Do you know what?

08:04:34.660 You can't even talk right.

08:04:36.600 Shut up.

08:04:36.980 You don't even know what half the words you say means.

08:04:42.740 You don't even know what half the words you say.

08:04:44.720 I say that.

08:04:45.840 Andrew, trash on.

08:04:46.580 Wait, hold on.

08:04:47.100 I just want to say, Andrew.

08:04:48.900 I thought Donald Trump was meant to be bad.

08:04:50.420 Hashtag believe all women.

08:04:51.240 He's just as worse.

08:04:51.840 I believe him.

08:04:52.480 Yeah, actually, yeah.

08:04:53.800 Yeah.

08:04:54.220 Okay, you can believe him.

08:04:55.680 He should sign up to be president in the United States of America.

08:04:58.780 Well, hang on, hang on.

08:04:59.740 Now the troll's upset.

08:05:01.080 Let the troll talk.

08:05:02.040 Go ahead, troll.

08:05:02.940 Get upset.

08:05:03.620 Get your dick.

08:05:03.880 Go under your bridge.

08:05:04.800 You're an annoying troll.

08:05:05.700 Oh, my God.

08:05:07.160 You're so annoying.

08:05:08.520 I know.

08:05:09.260 You're so annoying.

08:05:10.360 You're pissing me off now because I'm so tired.

08:05:12.020 I know.

08:05:12.240 I'm pissing you off.

08:05:13.320 I know.

08:05:14.160 Oh, my God.

08:05:15.600 Oh, my God.

08:05:16.640 You love it, though, right?

08:05:17.100 You love it.

08:05:17.500 No, I'm not.

08:05:17.780 It's terrible.

08:05:18.880 The trolls got out trolled.

08:05:20.740 It's awful.

08:05:22.120 It's terrible.

08:05:23.580 Please tell me you're drunk or something because you can't be this annoying.

08:05:25.720 Please tell me that you're sober or something.

08:05:27.980 You can't be this bad at trolling and be sober.

08:05:31.900 You're the best to know.

08:05:33.100 Yeah, you suck.

08:05:33.780 You got owned.

08:05:34.520 You got owned.

08:05:35.480 You got out trolled.

08:05:36.440 You got out flanked.

08:05:37.300 You got out masked.

08:05:38.140 Out flanked.

08:05:38.900 Out argued.

08:05:39.660 Go tuck yourself.

08:05:40.900 Oh, my God.

08:05:41.860 Please.

08:05:42.400 Please do yourself a favor and save yourself some wrinkles and go tuck yourself in bed.

08:05:45.640 I'm asking how awesome I am and how much of a failure you are.

08:05:49.180 Do yourself a favor and save yourself some wrinkles.

08:05:52.000 Do myself a favor.

08:05:52.800 Save yourself some wrinkles that you got on your forehead and go jump in bed.

08:05:56.380 Do yourself a favor with all the Botox and the bullshit and just understand your terrible

08:06:01.160 control and I'm ten times better at it and you failed miserably and I owned your ass all

08:06:06.540 night and it was easy.

08:06:07.920 You're so annoying.

08:06:09.000 Owned.

08:06:09.700 Oh, my God.

08:06:10.300 Yeah, it's so annoying.

08:06:11.040 Owned.

08:06:11.360 Now, earlier, you were in love with me.

08:06:13.060 You're in love with me.

08:06:13.080 Fine, you're in love with me.

08:06:14.460 Wait, actually, keep going fine, whatever.

08:06:16.320 Oh, my God.

08:06:17.080 I'm actually...

08:06:17.620 You're actually what?

08:06:19.140 Oh, my God.

08:06:19.800 I reckon you should sign up to be President of the United States of America because you're

08:06:23.960 the most annoyingest cunt and don't give up.

08:06:26.100 What the fuck?

08:06:28.280 Wait, wait.

08:06:29.000 I'm sorry.

08:06:29.520 You just said that I'm off from every particular way and then you failed at trolling?

08:06:33.860 No, he's just so annoying.

08:06:35.240 I actually hate him.

08:06:36.580 I don't think...

08:06:37.340 I've never hated someone so much in my life.

08:06:38.880 No, I'm so mad.

08:06:40.760 Oh, I hate him.

08:06:41.820 He's so awful.

08:06:43.040 Oh, oh, oh, look.

08:06:46.140 I could do this, too.

08:06:47.300 You're a terrible troll.

08:06:48.520 You suck.

08:06:48.840 You're my fucking 20-year-old brother.

08:06:51.040 It's your problem.

08:06:52.220 You're so annoying.

08:06:53.400 I'm just better...

08:06:54.240 Look, I'm just better at you.

08:06:56.340 It might be that his wife saw these clips.

08:06:57.920 It's your fault.

08:06:59.620 His wife is watching this shit.

08:07:01.400 Light up a ciggy.

08:07:02.440 Light up a ciggy, Andrew.

08:07:04.340 Andrew, I swear you've been chain-smoking them all day.

08:07:07.900 More than the Australians do it.

08:07:09.160 You know what a wife is?

08:07:10.420 That's something you're never going to be.

08:07:12.040 Okay.

08:07:12.740 Can we make this a kangaroo under the bridge?

08:07:14.900 Let's be real.

08:07:15.520 It's something you're never going to be.

08:07:16.920 Let's be honest.

08:07:17.660 You can tell him, stop.

08:07:19.480 Loud noises!

08:07:22.700 Oh, my God.

08:07:23.660 Body count.

08:07:24.180 Quick.

08:07:24.540 Please, save us.

08:07:25.200 Wait.

08:07:25.540 My husband asked me.

08:07:26.060 Did you say over 100?

08:07:27.200 Oh, okay.

08:07:28.060 All right.

08:07:28.680 Okay, all right.

08:07:29.540 Let me get...

08:07:30.160 Sorry, guys.

08:07:30.560 We have the TTS on pause so they could...

08:07:32.440 Make incoherent noises.

08:07:35.000 That was magic.

08:07:35.880 Okay, hold on.

08:07:36.600 Does this work?

08:07:37.940 You can just say,

08:07:39.160 Andrew, I love you.

08:07:39.760 I do have a charm.

08:07:42.620 She doesn't want to answer the question

08:07:44.420 because the answer is she loves money in D&M.

08:07:47.160 Whoa, that's crazy.

08:07:48.160 Imagine she doesn't love her mother to care enough.

08:07:49.780 That's crazy.

08:07:50.080 I love dicking my mouth.

08:07:51.620 Whoa, that's a TMI.

08:07:53.680 And I love money.

08:07:54.780 Dialed in 0430 donated $30.

08:07:57.940 Far right's cleavage is the best I've ever seen on the panel.

08:08:01.080 What the fuck?

08:08:01.600 Gotta be the Russian in me.

08:08:03.100 For the ladies, do you prefer cuts or uncuts?

08:08:06.720 If you choose coup.

08:08:08.440 Okay, really quick around the table.

08:08:10.780 Do you...

08:08:11.400 Just a show of hands.

08:08:12.420 Do you prefer circumcised?

08:08:14.080 I don't care.

08:08:15.060 Just everybody, quick.

08:08:16.780 Oh my God.

08:08:17.360 No, I don't care.

08:08:18.240 I just want to be off.

08:08:19.220 I just want to go home.

08:08:20.500 I love your show and I love being here,

08:08:22.860 but it's...

08:08:23.340 Oh, stop.

08:08:24.540 You can't be mad that you got out trolled.

08:08:25.840 Shut up.

08:08:25.860 I'm not talking to you.

08:08:26.480 It's not your show.

08:08:26.900 You can't be mad you got out trolled.

08:08:28.620 You've been lying the whole night.

08:08:30.060 You can't be mad you got out trolled.

08:08:31.460 It's your fault.

08:08:31.820 It's not your show.

08:08:32.520 Shut up.

08:08:32.980 You wish it was your show.

08:08:33.900 There's a child on here.

08:08:34.620 Hey, shut up, shut up, shut up.

08:08:35.460 Why would we talk about this?

08:08:36.840 There's a child.

08:08:38.240 That child has a name.

08:08:39.240 Where's the child?

08:08:40.360 What's the child's name here?

08:08:43.240 Bartholomew.

08:08:44.220 Bartholomew.

08:08:45.180 Bartholomew.

08:08:45.600 Yeah, yeah.

08:08:45.960 Leave Bartholomew alone.

08:08:48.040 I don't want Bartholomew.

08:08:48.540 Okay, we're having a doll conversation.

08:08:51.520 Okay, there's a chick over there.

08:08:53.240 That's going to be her future ex-husband.

08:08:55.900 Right?

08:08:56.220 She told us.

08:08:57.400 She already told us.

08:08:58.400 Shh.

08:08:59.040 Relax.

08:08:59.840 Shh.

08:09:00.200 Boys.

08:09:01.700 Good talking.

08:09:03.080 Stop.

08:09:03.540 Oh, God.

08:09:04.080 Why not?

08:09:04.280 Guys, keep them polite.

08:09:08.520 Preferably.

08:09:11.320 I do reserve the right.

08:09:12.380 I do reserve the right.

08:09:13.820 Yes.

08:09:14.020 Because I'm broken dougly.

08:09:15.480 Yes.

08:09:16.740 Is that a song?

08:09:17.820 Why don't you just say ass and two?

08:09:19.300 Steve underscore Erwin donated $30.

08:09:22.460 Hold up.

08:09:23.180 You're telling me the stingrays came for me before these molasses?

08:09:27.080 Oh, look.

08:09:27.880 Kirby is wearing a soldier uniform.

08:09:30.080 She is finally primary.

08:09:31.240 Oh, my God.

08:09:31.920 Okay, can you hide Discord?

08:09:32.940 Will you stop sending in your dollars?

08:09:34.360 Random bear donated $30.69.

08:09:37.920 And you got Tuesday, too.

08:09:40.120 You got Tuesday, too.

08:09:41.400 Oh, fuck.

08:09:43.280 Wait.

08:09:43.740 Ladies, ladies.

08:09:44.760 Bear.

08:09:45.680 Would you rather be alone in the forest with a bear or an alien?

08:09:49.540 Alien.

08:09:51.060 What's up?

08:09:51.560 Alien bear.

08:09:52.380 Alien for the shits and gigs.

08:09:53.020 Alien for the shits and gigs.

08:09:53.740 What about you?

08:09:54.340 Alien.

08:09:54.900 That's what's up.

08:09:55.660 Wait.

08:09:55.880 What's your question, sorry?

08:09:57.120 Bear or alien forest question.

08:09:58.920 In the woods forest.

08:09:59.700 Oh, my God.

08:10:01.280 Me, personally, alien, but for this Andrew guy, I'd love to get him a grizzly bear so he can

08:10:06.220 fucking rip it and pull it off.

08:10:07.120 Can kill the fucking maul?

08:10:08.920 Wait.

08:10:09.580 Does it change?

08:10:10.760 Question, question.

08:10:12.580 Does it change if there's, like, a probe in the forest?

08:10:16.880 A probe?

08:10:18.000 A probe.

08:10:18.640 What's that?

08:10:20.040 Uh-huh.

08:10:20.740 Probe.

08:10:21.060 If there's a probe, does it change?

08:10:22.420 I don't know what I'm asking.

08:10:24.000 Alien or bear?

08:10:25.140 Alien.

08:10:25.580 I don't get that.

08:10:26.180 Alien.

08:10:27.060 Into the mics?

08:10:28.620 Alien.

08:10:29.540 Alien.

08:10:30.120 Maddie?

08:10:30.400 Alien.

08:10:31.740 Word.

08:10:32.520 All right.

08:10:33.180 We got some more, boys.

08:10:34.320 We're going to do these last few, and then we're wrapping up the show.

08:10:36.640 By last few, I mean, like, 20.

08:10:37.780 Buggerly donated $30.

08:10:39.600 First time Donna, but long time listener, W to B and A.

08:10:43.900 I'd like to say a no-make-up stream.

08:10:46.200 Bring on the feminists.

08:10:48.040 Happy birthday, Jay.

08:10:50.060 Thank you.

08:10:51.520 Thank you, no-make-up stream.

08:10:52.680 Hey, happy birthday.

08:10:53.640 Aquatic donated $30.

08:10:55.680 Brian, is there pineapple on the pizza?

08:10:57.840 Also, does pineapple belong on pizza?

08:11:01.020 Also, can we see Nick never seen that man ever?

08:11:04.200 No pineapple.

08:11:04.780 No pineapple.

08:11:05.580 Yeah, that's an icon.

08:11:07.160 That you like pineapple on pizza.

08:11:08.560 I've donated $30.99.

08:11:10.840 Wait, do you have-

08:11:11.620 Wait, do you have-

08:11:12.220 First time Donna.

08:11:14.060 McLovin.

08:11:14.520 McLovin, the conversation.

08:11:15.900 McLovin.

08:11:16.340 Andrew, what a great question to the Oz gal.

08:11:18.300 What changed that she won't trust-slash-listen to her mom anymore?

08:11:23.860 Joe Murphy donated $30.

08:11:26.640 Having intelligent conversations with Andrew seems to be super difficult.

08:11:30.940 The assy twins should sing a song for the future.

08:11:34.360 Island boy, island boy.

08:11:39.000 Simpsaver Sam donated $30.

08:11:42.060 Simpsaver Sam here, a ally in the community.

08:11:45.160 Andrew is the goat.

08:11:46.120 When will you guys get me on the show?

08:11:49.200 Simpsaver Sam.

08:11:50.820 Uh, thank you.

08:11:51.600 Do you actually have men on the show, though?

08:11:53.260 Do you-

08:11:53.640 Do you-

08:11:54.100 So Hobbit Bevos donated $30.

08:11:56.880 Now I understand why koalas get high off of eucalyptus.

08:12:00.360 Putting up with Australians would be Helen the one in the black dresses.

08:12:04.040 Absolutely cool.

08:12:04.280 Of course you're laughing.

08:12:05.200 Hey.

08:12:05.660 You wish you were Australian.

08:12:06.780 Can you-

08:12:07.040 Can you blow a kiss into the camera right here?

08:12:09.120 Philip Mekrakskin donated $30.

08:12:11.400 Hot tub.

08:12:11.860 I had a long day fighting light tards and foreign vehicle lovers lol.

08:12:16.120 Can I get a ha-ah or tahu-ah-ah from everyone?

08:12:19.900 Fuck.

08:12:20.240 Let us hear them still as ladies.

08:12:22.740 But, well, good job on wrecking the libtards, but to the ladies.

08:12:27.700 Do it, Andrew.

08:12:29.220 Okay.

08:12:30.300 Any hawk twa-

08:12:31.300 Does anybody know her ad?

08:12:32.780 I'll invite her on the show.

08:12:34.340 Huh?

08:12:34.760 The hawk twa girl?

08:12:36.080 I don't know that.

08:12:36.720 No.

08:12:37.020 You guys don't know who that is?

08:12:38.120 Okay.

08:12:39.260 If somebody DM me her ad, I'll try to invite her on the show.

08:12:43.800 People have been telling me to bring her on.

08:12:46.040 Gia Gracie donated $30.

08:12:48.400 Oh, no.

08:12:48.760 To the twins, anyone ever tell you you both look like trans Richard Spencers?

08:12:53.700 Also, if Brian wasn't an effeminate weirdo with a D cup, would you let?

08:12:58.320 Wait, so he's asking, if I wasn't, if I was not an effeminate weirdo with, first off,

08:13:08.060 I don't have D cups, okay?

08:13:13.400 Would you let me hit?

08:13:15.780 Yeah.

08:13:16.820 Would you let me hit?

08:13:18.300 Yeah.

08:13:19.660 You know what?

08:13:21.120 Actually, I thought I was going to be beefing with you on the podcast.

08:13:24.140 Same.

08:13:24.620 Not this guy.

08:13:25.540 I didn't even know he exists.

08:13:27.420 I'm, you know.

08:13:27.980 Yeah, you're the protagonist.

08:13:28.600 Me, truly.

08:13:29.120 They're very nice.

08:13:29.780 It's okay, because after this podcast, you probably wanted to.

08:13:33.400 Shh.

08:13:33.740 Just so annoying.

08:13:34.580 What the?

08:13:35.100 Wait, what did you say?

08:13:35.980 Damn it.

08:13:36.760 Andrew, we're having to laugh, and you take it so dark.

08:13:39.360 I'll protect you.

08:13:40.140 I think you take it.

08:13:40.380 No dark.

08:13:40.840 I'm just saying, I just doubt you're going to want to tangle with me again.

08:13:45.460 I got the best of you.

08:13:46.680 Honestly.

08:13:47.000 And it's because.

08:13:47.840 When I'm more awake than not 1 a.m. in the morning, I would be weird.

08:13:50.660 Better than you in every conceivable way.

08:13:52.860 That's the only reason why I won.

08:13:54.260 Oh, my God.

08:13:55.580 Actually, I'm just like.

08:13:56.420 He doesn't even know half the words he says.

08:13:58.780 Anyways.

08:13:59.340 Gohan underscore S underscore realization donated $30.

08:14:04.040 Immy, maybe you can't answer because you know deep down what you are doing is slash feels wrong.

08:14:09.580 Hashtag love yourself.

08:14:11.080 Hashtag you can do better.

08:14:12.600 Hashtag Andrew did no drink water.

08:14:15.380 What?

08:14:16.280 Oh, what?

08:14:16.980 I don't know what that means.

08:14:17.360 Ron underscore Briggs donated $30.

08:14:19.500 Thank you, Andrew, and God bless you.

08:14:22.980 Maddie is hugging that fake baby like it's going to save her from the deranged strumpets around her.

08:14:28.620 Ha ha ha.

08:14:30.720 Her little baby, y'all.

08:14:32.960 Steve Murphy donated $100.

08:14:35.700 Love the show.

08:14:36.880 This is why I paid.

08:14:38.720 These sluts are crazy.

08:14:40.640 Would still smash seven of nine, though.

08:14:42.920 Only because I'm drunk.

08:14:44.180 Oh, there's more than nine.

08:14:47.360 We're soldiers.

08:14:48.560 Can I do a soldier?

08:14:49.480 You can't smash.

08:14:50.380 Can we please wrap it up?

08:14:51.880 Okay.

08:14:52.300 Sorry, my bad.

08:14:53.040 No, no, no.

08:14:53.140 Victims of war here.

08:14:54.580 Hey, calm down.

08:14:55.900 Yeah.

08:14:56.400 Prior victims of war.

08:14:57.360 GMD Jim donated $30.

08:15:00.260 The sad part that nobody in that room understands.

08:15:04.040 Andrew and Ozzy's strumpets mother are the only people that give a shite about her soul.

08:15:09.600 SMH.

08:15:11.280 It's true.

08:15:12.260 Austrian's trumpet slayer donated $30.

08:15:15.700 Question to the panel.

08:15:17.160 What do you think about Austria starting both world wars, yet the whole world blames Germany?

08:15:22.560 Also, fuck those Aussie twinks.

08:15:25.340 Austria didn't have a world war.

08:15:28.020 Steve Murphy donated $200.

08:15:30.460 Thank you, Steve.

08:15:31.060 Love the show.

08:15:32.020 That's why I paid.

08:15:33.260 You're a legend, bro.

08:15:33.780 These sluts are crazy.

08:15:35.120 Hey!

08:15:35.580 Would still smash seven of nine, though.

08:15:37.920 Wait, there's like 11 of 12.

08:15:38.180 Only because I'm drunk.

08:15:39.560 We don't count.

08:15:40.840 We don't count.

08:15:41.840 Obviously, it's special.

08:15:44.660 Oh, okay.

08:15:45.380 I'm not special.

08:15:46.160 It's me in the uniforms.

08:15:47.380 What are you talking about?

08:15:48.820 Shit.

08:15:49.620 Sorry.

08:15:50.860 Yo, Steve Murphy.

08:15:51.960 Thank you, man.

08:15:52.400 Really appreciate your patronage.

08:15:54.000 Yeah, probably.

08:15:54.680 Eat it.

08:15:55.680 Grab it.

08:15:56.280 Grab it.

08:15:57.220 Sky donated $30.

08:15:59.620 Two bratty wannabe Lindsay Lowans in the back shut the puck up.

08:16:03.360 You sound like entitled little brats.

08:16:05.620 I am an entitled little brat.

08:16:06.340 No wonder you have to do corn to have sex.

08:16:09.820 Everyone has a voice for a reason.

08:16:12.620 The Devil Slayer donated $69.

08:16:16.180 Have you ever noticed that Australian girls love fake tan?

08:16:20.120 It's almost like everything in their life is fake, including their answers.

08:16:24.360 It's funny because there's a fake tan.

08:16:27.400 Their tans are natural.

08:16:28.400 They should not wear it.

08:16:29.740 Literally.

08:16:30.440 If you had it joined about eight hours ago, you would have heard.

08:16:33.020 Don't worry about this.

08:16:34.100 Don't even worry about this.

08:16:36.580 Zip it.

08:16:37.240 Old man marine donated $30.

08:16:40.540 Jojo's cleavage was better.

08:16:42.400 She needs to sit there every show.

08:16:44.800 She sucks as a soldier.

08:16:46.300 No bearing whatsoever.

08:16:49.540 I don't want to answer this.

08:16:51.160 I don't want any attention.

08:16:52.400 Dean Smith donated $30.

08:16:55.020 Grandma, can you give me some advice?

08:16:57.820 Whose dick do I have to suck off for a pilot license?

08:17:03.140 That's not how you get one.

08:17:04.460 Is that how you go?

08:17:08.220 The 100 Core Amsterdam donated $30.99.

08:17:12.780 And Neutron walks into a bar.

08:17:14.580 He asks the bartender, how much for a drink?

08:17:17.780 The bartender replies, for you?

08:17:20.260 No charge.

08:17:21.760 Oskal's ATDs on roster.

08:17:26.220 Okay.

08:17:27.220 RP Aquatic, can the pilot lady land a plane on the crying Aussie's big-ass forehead?

08:17:32.540 Hey.

08:17:33.420 What?

08:17:34.460 No, that was actually insulting.

08:17:37.960 That aquatic, rude.

08:17:40.460 Andrew DeGote donated $30.

08:17:43.100 Thoughts on Andrew Tate?

08:17:45.740 Thoughts on Andrew Tate?

08:17:47.240 Hot.

08:17:48.120 Hot?

08:17:48.820 Yeah.

08:17:49.900 Love it.

08:17:54.360 What do you know?

08:17:55.120 You like bald guys.

08:17:58.160 Okay.

08:17:58.760 Well, I will say, my thoughts on Andrew Tate.

08:18:02.680 I am superior, but only because I have a full head of hair.

08:18:07.280 Damn, Andrew, you're...

08:18:08.520 Okay.

08:18:15.260 Butterface twins, did you get French kiss by a mattress?

08:18:17.760 Damn, bro, because you both would be pro at plank to mouth resuscitation?

08:18:23.760 Oh, shit.

08:18:24.080 Are you both the MTs?

08:18:27.220 Damn, this is crazy, bro.

08:18:29.180 Okay, all right.

08:18:29.760 Wait, we need to pull the dating app.

08:18:32.940 Burn the heritage.

08:18:33.760 Dating app.

08:18:34.280 We got to finish your dating app, then we got to wrap the show up.

08:18:36.140 Purge the unclean.

08:18:37.300 We got to wrap within, like, three minutes.

08:18:39.760 Seven minutes.

08:18:41.440 Within seven minutes.

08:18:42.660 Nick, go ahead.

08:18:43.280 Within ten minutes, at least.

08:18:45.180 Yeah, we're at...

08:18:45.700 Oh, for sure.

08:18:46.420 Nick, pull that shit up.

08:18:48.360 Yep, dating app.

08:18:49.260 Pull that shit up.

08:18:50.280 I was doing this, oh my God.

08:18:52.000 We didn't see your whole thing.

08:18:52.980 Marry me or you're dead.

08:18:54.260 That's a threat.

08:18:55.080 Yeah, I'm a big...

08:18:55.500 Rude.

08:18:56.340 Yeah.

08:18:56.760 Next.

08:18:57.520 This is for, like, my...

08:18:58.760 I'm looking for a big boy?

08:19:00.220 What the fuck?

08:19:00.880 Big boy?

08:19:01.720 Like a fat guy?

08:19:02.960 Big boy.

08:19:03.400 Yeah, I like a big boy.

08:19:05.100 She likes some...

08:19:05.960 Okay, I got a chance, boys.

08:19:06.920 What's up?

08:19:07.860 What's up?

08:19:09.440 Be funny.

08:19:10.260 XOXO.

08:19:11.720 Okay.

08:19:12.360 Next.

08:19:12.880 Is there another one?

08:19:13.800 I think so.

08:19:14.980 All right.

08:19:15.300 Get Andrew.

08:19:16.480 Oh, there's one more.

08:19:17.700 Okay.

08:19:19.800 That...

08:19:20.280 That...

08:19:20.760 That's it.

08:19:21.980 Okay.

08:19:22.520 It's cute.

08:19:23.980 Cute dog.

08:19:25.960 Word.

08:19:26.540 Where's Andrew?

08:19:27.760 Andrew had to leave because...

08:19:29.720 He's coming back.

08:19:30.440 He's gonna go get another box of cigarettes.

08:19:31.840 I think you look better in person.

08:19:33.200 No offense.

08:19:34.060 I think you look better in person.

08:19:35.400 Oh, really?

08:19:35.780 Than those pictures, yeah.

08:19:36.660 That's not a compliment.

08:19:37.600 Yeah.

08:19:38.420 Big compliment.

08:19:40.240 Big compliment.

08:19:42.040 Twitch.

08:19:42.480 Nick, go to Twitch.

08:19:43.280 Guys, go to twitch.tv slash whatever.

08:19:45.380 Drop us a follow on Prime Sub.

08:19:46.380 If you have one, twitch.tv slash whatever.

08:19:48.460 Drop us a follow on Prime Sub.

08:19:50.260 If you have...

08:19:50.480 Oh, F a lot.

08:19:51.780 Guys, it's been 47 minutes since we've last had a Prime.

08:19:55.180 I think our Twitch is bugged.

08:19:56.380 I don't know what's going on.

08:19:57.700 Guys, drop us a follow over there on Twitch.

08:20:00.320 Maddie's streaming tomorrow.

08:20:01.440 Guys, we're doing a...

08:20:02.100 I should have announced this the previous times.

08:20:03.640 I forgot.

08:20:04.220 We're doing a stream with Maddie tomorrow.

08:20:06.720 She is going to be doing a hot tub stream.

08:20:10.140 Just kidding.

08:20:11.080 Although that...

08:20:12.240 You know what?

08:20:12.680 We should do like a pool episode of the whatever.

08:20:15.160 Like a pool...

08:20:15.780 Like in a pool of the whatever.

08:20:18.520 Or like a hot tub episode.

08:20:20.020 That'd be fun.

08:20:21.120 Yeah.

08:20:21.720 This Twitch allows us.

08:20:23.540 Yeah, you have to put it in the right category though.

08:20:25.640 Okay.

08:20:25.880 So guys, where's the Prime?

08:20:27.200 Guys, I think we're still bugged.

08:20:28.520 I don't see a Prime yet.

08:20:29.760 So if you're watching on Twitch, just check if you have a Prime because I think our Twitch

08:20:33.100 is bugged.

08:20:34.120 I don't know.

08:20:34.520 We haven't gotten any Primes in like 47 minutes, boys.

08:20:38.140 So like...

08:20:38.520 Y'all, thank you, Rusky.

08:20:41.400 Appreciate it, man.

08:20:42.800 And like thank you for like the tier ones, you know.

08:20:44.960 Thank you, man.

08:20:45.780 Appreciate it.

08:20:47.520 Oh, frickin' eh.

08:20:48.760 Get me some fuckin' poutine or some shit.

08:20:52.860 Chris Olson donated $33.33.

08:20:57.180 Nice to see you let loose and have fun.

08:20:59.420 Yo, Chris Olson, thank you, man.

08:21:00.060 This channel has grown so fast.

08:21:02.280 Must be stressful.

08:21:03.120 All right.

08:21:03.600 I think we'll...

08:21:04.240 Hashtag stay untilted.

08:21:06.540 Untilted.

08:21:07.060 Thank you, man.

08:21:07.440 It was a fun show.

08:21:08.100 It was a fun show.

08:21:09.240 We had Charlie.

08:21:10.200 We had Charlie Kirk.

08:21:11.760 We had Charlie Wilson.

08:21:12.980 Andrew Wilson's long-lost stepbrother.

08:21:16.640 We had Andrew Kirk.

08:21:18.360 And then also we had...

08:21:19.960 Andrew Kirk is Andrew's junk persona.

08:21:23.680 So now we have...

08:21:24.580 This is Andrew Kirk.

08:21:25.380 We have Andrew Kirk right now.

08:21:27.220 I don't know.

08:21:27.680 But, Brian, I don't want an open border.

08:21:32.520 I know.

08:21:34.720 Okay.

08:21:35.420 It's...

08:21:35.620 Okay.

08:21:36.420 Yeah.

08:21:36.920 That's not fair.

08:21:37.980 It's not fair to say.

08:21:39.660 All right.

08:21:40.440 Fine.

08:21:41.320 Anyways.

08:21:41.860 Okay.

08:21:42.200 So we have to do a raid.

08:21:45.360 We're going to be raiding Andrew after this, boys.

08:21:48.180 What are you guys doing back there?

08:21:50.060 Hey, hey, hey.

08:21:50.620 They're getting ready for the raid.

08:21:52.020 Yeah, we're getting ready.

08:21:53.140 Wait.

08:21:53.480 Are we raiding him?

08:21:54.820 Is there even a point?

08:21:56.100 Well, we're raiding Andrew, but then on Twitch, we're going to be raiding.

08:21:59.260 Let me see who we have to raid on Twitch.

08:22:00.740 While I'm doing that, any final thoughts from the panel?

08:22:03.040 Final thoughts?

08:22:04.960 Live long and prosper.

08:22:06.540 Wow.

08:22:06.680 That was beautiful.

08:22:07.240 Thank you.

08:22:07.480 I hate that it drags on everything.

08:22:10.040 It's so irrelevant to drag on everything for no reason.

08:22:12.800 Irrelevant.

08:22:13.400 Very, very true.

08:22:14.980 You don't know the way.

08:22:17.060 You don't know the way.

08:22:18.320 If he's in another one on Tuesday, can we please mute him the whole time?

08:22:21.580 He can just sit there and watch and wish he could say something, but he can't.

08:22:24.320 Would be an ick.

08:22:33.940 Because that's what you sound like.

08:22:37.680 Steve Murphy donated $50.

08:22:40.540 Andrew is legend.

08:22:42.140 No, he's not.

08:22:42.480 Yeah, you know who's not saying that you're a legend?

08:22:45.660 Anybody.

08:22:46.680 Yeah, okay.

08:22:48.240 Oh, shit.

08:22:48.660 You don't even own this podcast.

08:22:49.900 You're just trying to be a wannabe, Brian.

08:22:53.880 I mean...

08:22:54.440 Wait, what?

08:22:54.900 You're just trying to be a wannabe, any female who's here, who's good looking.

08:22:59.280 Remember how I asked you if there's any woman here who's better looking than you?

08:23:02.900 Oh, shut up.

08:23:03.640 You're actually annoying.

08:23:05.180 But I was lying earlier and I don't know what to say now.

08:23:08.380 You're so annoying.

08:23:09.140 Remember how that happened?

08:23:09.800 Shut up.

08:23:10.180 You remember when that happened, troll?

08:23:11.300 Get that guitar.

08:23:11.320 It's macking across your head.

08:23:12.660 Yeah, you remember when that happened?

08:23:13.880 You don't remember.

08:23:14.920 Shut up.

08:23:14.980 We do not.

08:23:15.820 We are not.

08:23:16.140 Go play your guitar in the background.

08:23:17.560 Sit there and watch your mute.

08:23:19.140 I'm sorry.

08:23:19.700 Can you play the guitar?

08:23:20.980 No, I can't.

08:23:21.640 Shut up.

08:23:21.880 Can you play anything except the skin flute?

08:23:23.520 Can you play anything but the skin flute?

08:23:25.260 Oh, my God.

08:23:25.900 No.

08:23:26.540 The most important instrument.

08:23:27.700 No.

08:23:27.980 No.

08:23:28.540 I didn't think you could.

08:23:29.900 Wait.

08:23:30.780 I've never heard that before in my life.

08:23:31.980 You've never heard the skin flute?

08:23:33.320 I've never heard that in my life.

08:23:34.740 Well, you're from Russia, so that's not...

08:23:36.560 I can't...

08:23:37.180 Okay.

08:23:38.080 You know, they don't have those sayings over there.

08:23:40.100 They don't.

08:23:40.900 Yeah, I'm not super Americanized.

08:23:43.620 Abhi-dabhi-doo.

08:23:45.040 Okay.

08:23:45.580 Who are we?

08:23:46.280 Any final thoughts from anybody else?

08:23:47.840 I mean, if you guys want to keep beefing, you can, I guess.

08:23:49.680 No, I don't want to keep beefing because it will never end until 5 a.m.

08:23:52.840 So, goodbye.

08:23:53.600 Good night.

08:23:54.120 Please hang up.

08:23:55.540 Now.

08:23:57.740 Damn.

08:23:58.160 She's kind of funny.

08:23:58.800 I'm not going to lie.

08:23:59.280 She's kind of funny.

08:24:00.480 Hang up.

08:24:01.820 She's kind of funny in the, like...

08:24:05.140 An Australian woman definitely broke his heart once upon a time because he has something

08:24:09.380 against us.

08:24:10.900 No, it has to be.

08:24:13.400 A light or something.

08:24:14.480 Is that true?

08:24:16.560 It was definitely on, like, Tudor something.

08:24:19.240 Thank you for your psychoanalysis.

08:24:22.540 Please mute him now.

08:24:24.140 Nick, we're going to rate Frostadonis on Twitch.

08:24:26.480 I do appreciate the psychoanalysis, but you should really emphasize the psycho portion

08:24:33.020 of that.

08:24:33.540 Yeah.

08:24:33.860 Oh, wow.

08:24:35.060 Boom roasted.

08:24:36.020 Yeah.

08:24:37.360 Boom.

08:24:38.020 I love me.

08:24:43.580 What a...

08:24:44.520 Steve, thank you for the TTS.

08:24:48.080 I can't say it, but what a bleep.

08:24:51.380 Thank you, man.

08:24:51.760 Appreciate it.

08:24:52.320 Do you have Frostadonis, Nick?

08:24:56.600 I do.

08:24:56.940 You ready?

08:24:57.700 Okay.

08:24:58.840 Don't pull it up quite yet because I just need to get through the outro here.

08:25:03.040 Old man marine donated $30.

08:25:06.120 Aussies were the worst.

08:25:07.300 Is Australia even a country, Andrew?

08:25:11.860 He doesn't...

08:25:12.460 Okay, look, I did have a debate on this with Jake Rattlesnake, who is the official emperor

08:25:19.160 of Australia, and I remain unconvinced.

08:25:26.220 Shout out Jake Rattlesnake TV.

08:25:29.680 All right, guys, so, very fun show.

08:25:35.680 Wait, hold on.

08:25:36.360 I don't know.

08:25:37.160 She looks...

08:25:38.060 The Aussies look a little skeptical.

08:25:40.240 The Aussies look a little skeptical about it being a fun show.

08:25:43.480 Can you at least say it was a fun show that was a fun back and forth that we were just

08:25:47.300 joking the whole time?

08:25:48.480 It was fun, but, like, it was really fun, but...

08:25:49.440 Nobody cares.

08:25:50.220 Shut the fuck up.

08:25:50.860 Let's buy and finish the show up.

08:25:53.100 Oh, my God.

08:25:53.520 I actually can't.

08:25:55.260 These girls got a pun now.

08:25:58.740 I actually can't believe you say one thing...

08:26:01.140 Look at her busting up laughing because that was actually funny.

08:26:03.980 Look at her laugh.

08:26:04.780 She's dying over there.

08:26:06.200 No, Donald...

08:26:07.000 She's dying.

08:26:07.160 Donald Trump...

08:26:07.960 No, no, Donald Duck.

08:26:09.400 You don't want to be Donald Trump, but you're Donald Duck.

08:26:11.520 Okay?

08:26:11.900 Now, listen.

08:26:13.300 And you would be so much funnier...

08:26:14.880 Shut the fuck up.

08:26:18.580 Okay?

08:26:18.900 Hey, listen here.

08:26:19.640 Shut the fuck up.

08:26:20.900 Listen here.

08:26:21.660 Listen here.

08:26:22.660 Listen here, you.

08:26:25.860 You would be so much better and so much funnier if you didn't drag on everything you said.

08:26:30.220 Who can you ever say is funny or not?

08:26:32.840 You sucked the whole night.

08:26:34.100 Shut up.

08:26:34.340 You have come into your troll and you sucked so bad that you got out trolled by me and I

08:26:39.300 was even trying.

08:26:41.200 I can't believe I can.

08:26:41.860 So bad.

08:26:42.320 Boom.

08:26:42.600 Arrested.

08:26:42.960 So bad.

08:26:43.200 Look, I'll be nice here.

08:26:45.340 Let me ask you a question.

08:26:46.900 Like, what are your dreams and hopes and just to you, I just want to know.

08:26:51.460 What are your dreams and aspirations and hopes?

08:26:54.500 In life?

08:26:55.100 Yeah.

08:26:56.320 Well, I...

08:26:56.600 It doesn't matter what you think!

08:26:58.700 Anyways, we're going to wrap up the show, so...

08:27:00.200 Eww, what a cunt.

08:27:02.920 Brian!

08:27:03.620 I was lacking you for...

08:27:05.120 Hang on, hang on, hang on.

08:27:06.000 Have the chicken white back.

08:27:07.300 She has a great sense of humor.

08:27:08.540 Look at her busting up laughing.

08:27:10.900 Oh, okay.

08:27:11.820 Oh, man.

08:27:13.080 No, okay.

08:27:13.600 I'm here.

08:27:14.580 I'm serious.

08:27:15.260 No.

08:27:15.880 Are you?

08:27:17.020 No, you can figure that out yourself.

08:27:19.640 No, no.

08:27:19.940 Whatever you want to be.

08:27:21.800 Whatever you want to be.

08:27:22.300 Shut up.

08:27:23.880 Nobody's talking to you.

08:27:24.940 Hang on.

08:27:25.360 Listen, listen.

08:27:26.280 We do want to actually give you a chance to shout your channel out to everybody where they

08:27:29.460 can find you.

08:27:30.600 Wait, Andrew, we can't do that.

08:27:32.500 No, no, no.

08:27:33.000 We have to.

08:27:33.860 Go ahead.

08:27:34.460 Shout your channel out to everybody where they can find you.

08:27:37.840 Instagrams or what?

08:27:38.600 Shut the fuck up.

08:27:39.420 Nobody cares.

08:27:40.180 Anyway, back to you, Brian, if you're going to close the show.

08:27:41.880 You stole my...

08:27:42.700 You stole my bid, Andrew.

08:27:43.700 You literally just repeated his...

08:27:44.840 I knew not to answer that.

08:27:46.020 It's a good bid.

08:27:46.480 It's a good bid.

08:27:47.240 It's a good bid.

08:27:47.660 No.

08:27:48.480 Okay, goodbye.

08:27:49.340 Good night.

08:27:50.340 Steve Murphy, yo, had to choose the one word that's not allowed.

08:27:53.640 That also...

08:27:54.120 That other word is also censored.

08:27:55.600 It's the F word, Steve Murphy.

08:27:57.460 Really appreciate your support tonight, man.

08:27:58.880 Thank you so much.

08:27:59.440 You're a legend.

08:28:00.200 Sorry, I have a question for Andrew.

08:28:01.780 He's a brave and a decent man.

08:28:03.380 He's a pioneer.

08:28:04.260 That's you, Steve.

08:28:04.860 Thank you.

08:28:05.100 I actually have a question for you, Andrew.

08:28:06.320 What's your question for Andrew?

08:28:07.180 Go ahead.

08:28:08.080 What number cigarette is that?

08:28:10.480 Probably 30.

08:28:11.400 Oh, I'm sorry.

08:28:12.760 Are we doing the...

08:28:13.720 You smoke because now you're a bad thing?

08:28:15.960 Are we doing that again?

08:28:17.380 Owned, Andrew.

08:28:17.980 Okay, no, no.

08:28:18.600 You just got owned.

08:28:19.300 I'll tell you what.

08:28:20.200 I'll tell you what.

08:28:20.820 I'll tell you how many cigarettes I've smoked this year.

08:28:23.480 If you tell me how many...

08:28:24.200 I said that was like 57 tonight.

08:28:26.440 Hang on, hang on, hang on.

08:28:28.620 Honestly, I will tell you how many...

08:28:29.440 I will tell you how many cigarettes I've smoked this year.

08:28:32.060 If you tell me how many dicks you've sucked and you're honest.

08:28:34.220 Go ahead.

08:28:34.700 Okay.

08:28:35.040 How many...

08:28:35.460 How many dicks?

08:28:36.660 Damn, bro.

08:28:37.120 Wait, I have to count.

08:28:38.800 Yeah, go ahead and count.

08:28:40.360 But like, that's hard.

08:28:41.480 I don't keep like...

08:28:42.600 Yeah, it's hard.

08:28:43.300 It's hard to...

08:28:43.960 Yeah, I can see that.

08:28:44.860 Sure is.

08:28:45.280 I don't need to...

08:28:46.120 Pull up that super chat, please.

08:28:46.780 No, please just shut up now.

08:28:48.080 I just want to go home and go to sleep and get a good night's sleep.

08:28:49.960 Hey, you keep instigating.

08:28:51.200 I need to recover.

08:28:51.660 You're instigating.

08:28:52.540 Sorry, but I need to...

08:28:53.660 You're instigating.

08:28:54.660 Okay, but I take that back.

08:28:55.900 Please stop talking.

08:28:57.020 But I just need to recover all the way to Tuesday.

08:29:01.000 That's why I stick to anal sex.

08:29:03.120 I don't know why I played that.

08:29:04.220 I'm sorry.

08:29:04.940 Okay, good night, guys.

08:29:05.980 Just hang tight.

08:29:07.620 We're wrapping up.

08:29:08.360 Okay, John Smith.

08:29:09.340 Of all the...

08:29:09.860 Maddie, read it.

08:29:10.580 Go ahead.

08:29:10.820 You got this shit.

08:29:12.180 Of all the inventions of the last hundred years, the dry erase board has to be the most

08:29:17.380 Did the baby turn white?

08:29:18.280 Remarkable.

08:29:18.840 I can't see your brain.

08:29:19.180 What happened to Bartholomew?

08:29:23.580 Bartholomew!

08:29:25.520 No, that's not Bartholomew.

08:29:28.480 Did you read it?

08:29:29.260 How could you do this?

08:29:29.960 How could you do this to a child?

08:29:31.480 Yo, John Smith.

08:29:33.020 Yo, John Smith.

08:29:34.100 Thank you, man.

08:29:34.480 I appreciate it.

08:29:35.040 The dry erase board has to be the most.

08:29:37.540 And then...

08:29:38.320 Hold on.

08:29:38.720 We got this.

08:29:39.760 Joe Murphy donated $30.

08:29:42.480 Ladies, don't walk away from this podcast negatively.

08:29:46.500 This whole team is trying to open the dialogue and explore viewpoints through conversations.

08:29:51.980 Yes, we love it.

08:29:53.100 Look, you know...

08:29:53.800 And actually, the women on the right, I would have enjoyed, I think, tangling back and forth

08:29:58.960 with.

08:29:59.200 They seem very, very good faith.

08:30:01.060 It was just...

08:30:02.480 And by the way, the Asian gal in the back, not you.

08:30:05.220 But the two Aussies, yeah, they're just low-tier trolls.

08:30:08.560 They kind of ruined it for the rest of the panel.

08:30:10.440 Just, like, whatever.

08:30:11.820 Hurry up.

08:30:12.640 Yeah, just...

08:30:13.320 Whatever.

08:30:14.160 Whatever.

08:30:14.760 What?

08:30:15.280 You want to shank him?

08:30:16.180 No.

08:30:17.000 They're provocative.

08:30:17.800 You call that a knife?

08:30:19.040 Like, he's actually killable.

08:30:20.680 Whoa.

08:30:21.580 In a video game.

08:30:22.240 You can't get mad at me.

08:30:23.440 In a video game.

08:30:24.200 They're provocative, and I'm more provocative than you just owned them.

08:30:27.860 Anyways, I'm going to move this shit on.

08:30:29.160 I'd say kill you in Roblox.

08:30:31.100 Speaking of not trusting, I left church.

08:30:33.860 All right.

08:30:34.460 I know my parents mean well.

08:30:35.940 Yeah, I'm going to wrap up, guys.

08:30:37.500 I'm going to wrap up.

08:30:37.800 I know I'm selfish, but I do my best not to care.

08:30:39.540 Yeah, thank you, man.

08:30:40.040 No trauma dumping right now.

08:30:41.560 But I should trust what I have to try at.

08:30:42.220 All right.

08:30:42.880 We're trying to go home.

08:30:43.800 Please, Brian.

08:30:44.480 I don't want to go to bed.

08:30:45.280 Okay.

08:30:46.560 We're going to wrap.

08:30:47.400 Okay, quick call to action.

08:30:48.920 I'd like to end the show by seeing if we can't use this moment as an opportunity to give you

08:30:55.160 and you...

08:30:56.760 And you, Julie.

08:30:59.180 What the fuck do?

08:31:00.620 Everything.

08:31:01.480 A call to action.

08:31:03.000 Would you...

08:31:03.800 I guess you two kind of made it.

08:31:05.540 I don't know.

08:31:06.000 Would you consider stopping sex work?

08:31:10.040 No.

08:31:11.020 Make a commitment on the whatever podcast.

08:31:13.600 Call to action.

08:31:14.700 Do you consider it?

08:31:16.040 Do I consider what?

08:31:17.220 Stopping.

08:31:18.140 No.

08:31:18.600 Being a digital whore?

08:31:20.980 I was going to not say those words.

08:31:24.100 Who cares?

08:31:25.040 It's a whore.

08:31:25.680 Do you commit on the whatever podcast to stopping only things?

08:31:29.160 Yeah, when I'm like 25 and open up...

08:31:31.480 No, tonight.

08:31:32.580 Oh, no.

08:31:33.140 Definitely not.

08:31:33.260 The call to action is for tonight.

08:31:35.500 Do you know how much money I'm going to make tonight from this?

08:31:38.080 Probably.

08:31:38.720 I don't know.

08:31:40.400 Not as much as me.

08:31:42.640 She manages that.

08:31:44.080 I want to go home.

08:31:44.440 She's probably...

08:31:45.640 Sorry.

08:31:47.920 I'll just say this.

08:31:48.700 The two girls from Riverside have been thinking this shit.

08:31:51.140 I want to go home.

08:31:52.160 They've been thinking that shit from me.

08:31:53.060 I want to go home.

08:31:54.300 All right.

08:31:54.540 All right.

08:31:54.880 Good night.

08:31:55.380 Please get to sleep now.

08:31:56.260 All right.

08:31:56.560 So, okay.

08:31:57.820 Gigi.

08:31:58.460 I tried to do my call to action.

08:32:00.180 They all said no.

08:32:00.800 They didn't call on me.

08:32:01.560 Yeah.

08:32:01.820 Sorry, Julie.

08:32:02.480 Nobody cares.

08:32:03.040 Julie said no.

08:32:03.240 It's your birthday.

08:32:03.940 Excuse me.

08:32:04.620 Oh, my God.

08:32:06.200 Who the hell is?

08:32:09.800 Was that to me?

08:32:11.000 Woo.

08:32:11.580 No, it's a Julie.

08:32:12.400 Thanks.

08:32:13.180 Brian, by the way.

08:32:14.000 This actually smells.

08:32:15.220 The jacket.

08:32:15.660 That's Gustavo's.

08:32:18.060 This is awful.

08:32:19.140 Hold it up.

08:32:19.840 Hold it up.

08:32:20.420 Come here.

08:32:20.800 Come back into frame.

08:32:21.840 Stand right behind me.

08:32:22.540 I spent eight hours in this.

08:32:23.320 It smells like genuine fucking...

08:32:25.540 It smelled the armpit of that.

08:32:27.340 God.

08:32:27.880 Gustavo's literally died in that.

08:32:29.760 Look.

08:32:30.960 Oh, my God.

08:32:31.820 No, this is the worst one.

08:32:33.700 Look.

08:32:34.780 This is the worst one.

08:32:36.440 It's been a treat.

08:32:37.700 Oh, my God.

08:32:39.140 Let's go home.

08:32:40.560 Are we done?

08:32:41.560 I don't know.

08:32:41.780 Okay, okay, okay.

08:32:42.360 There's more champagne.

08:32:43.320 Look at the call.

08:32:44.320 I don't want to smell it.

08:32:46.540 Go over there.

08:32:47.240 Take it away from me.

08:32:48.900 I don't want to get reminded of me.

08:32:50.620 Wait.

08:32:50.940 Hold on.

08:32:51.340 Hold on.

08:32:51.720 Stop.

08:32:51.980 Stop.

08:32:52.140 Stop.

08:32:52.560 Okay.

08:32:52.920 All right.

08:32:53.240 Bye.

08:32:53.600 Hold on.

08:32:54.040 I'm going to bed now.

08:32:55.680 One sec.

08:32:57.340 Hang on.

08:32:57.700 Hang on.

08:32:57.840 Hang on.

08:32:57.860 Hang on.

08:32:58.160 Guys, guys.

08:32:58.580 Let me wrap it up.

08:32:59.060 You need a champagne refill.

08:32:59.960 I have to ask.

08:33:00.580 Oh, Andrew.

08:33:01.160 No, no.

08:33:01.700 Stop talking.

08:33:02.640 Stop.

08:33:02.840 Stop.

08:33:03.140 Stop.

08:33:03.540 Stop.

08:33:03.760 Stop.

08:33:03.880 Stop.

08:33:04.060 Just say goodnight.

08:33:05.380 Just say goodnight.

08:33:06.060 We're almost done.

08:33:06.960 We're almost done.

08:33:07.380 You just say goodnight.

08:33:07.940 Old Man Marine donated $30.

08:33:09.820 Oh, my God.

08:33:10.520 You're still going.

08:33:11.360 Imagine a full-fledged stumpet trying to shame you.

08:33:14.200 SMH, it doesn't work.

08:33:15.740 Okay.

08:33:15.920 There's a bunch coming in.

08:33:16.680 You suck the deep for a living, so no one will ever respect you.

08:33:20.320 Okay.

08:33:20.840 Old Man Marine.

08:33:21.460 Thank you, man.

08:33:21.820 Appreciate the support.

08:33:22.560 Max donated $30.

08:33:24.700 Just making the Aussies wait a little longer to make sure their night is just a tiny bit worse.

08:33:30.300 You suck.

08:33:35.320 What a dick.

08:33:36.160 Steve Murphy donated $50.

08:33:39.360 Going to laugh myself to sleep tonight.

08:33:41.880 They're having fun.

08:33:42.560 They're having fun.

08:33:43.320 They're putting their-

08:33:44.020 It actually is really funny.

08:33:45.620 I like getting bullied.

08:33:46.800 Imogen-

08:33:47.700 It's actually really funny, though, because the Aussies are so much more worse than you guys.

08:33:52.280 Oh, Aussies are brutal.

08:33:52.880 We are looking used to this on the daily basis.

08:33:55.140 Then what, guys?

08:33:56.400 Aussies?

08:33:56.840 No, Aussies are so brutal.

08:33:58.960 Aussie is such an annoying name.

08:34:04.540 Great convo.

08:34:05.740 Yo.

08:34:05.940 Much love, Andrew.

08:34:07.240 Zilver Amsterdam?

08:34:07.700 Thanks be rest well, y'all.

08:34:09.760 Sporty peeps.

08:34:11.100 Yo.

08:34:11.720 Amsterdam's my favorite European city.

08:34:13.400 Thank you, man.

08:34:13.720 Appreciate it.

08:34:14.780 Okay.

08:34:15.300 So I got to ask, Maddie, if you'll do me a favor, just real quick.

08:34:20.160 As we sign off, can you grab a piece of pizza, just because I want to settle a bet in my chat?

08:34:26.120 Is that, can you do that?

08:34:28.120 And do what?

08:34:29.160 Just grab a piece of pizza and just kind of, you know, like do your thing with a piece of pizza while we wrap down.

08:34:36.040 I just want to ask this one question.

08:34:37.040 I just want to ask this one question.

08:34:38.280 What the fuck?

08:34:39.520 Sure.

08:34:40.960 All right.

08:34:41.580 Yeah, yeah.

08:34:43.220 Am I getting paid for this?

08:34:44.180 I know how it sounds, but just, yeah.

08:34:45.320 Am I getting paid for this?

08:34:45.600 I feel like he's getting paid for this.

08:34:46.940 Like some pizza fetish thing.

08:34:48.760 Don't do it, girl.

08:34:50.620 Wait, I'm not going to eat it.

08:34:51.720 Don't do it.

08:34:52.320 Someone has a pizza fetish for you.

08:34:54.300 No, it's not a pizza fetish.

08:34:55.820 Wait, no, no, no.

08:34:56.840 Just to be clear, I'm not hungry.

08:34:59.020 I just put it.

08:35:00.340 Yeah, it's not a pizza fetish.

08:35:01.400 There's no more pizza?

08:35:03.360 Okay.

08:35:03.940 Wait, wait, wait.

08:35:04.680 Who said there's no more pizza?

08:35:06.680 I don't think she wants to do that.

08:35:08.240 Negative underscore 30 donated $30.

08:35:11.040 How much will you do?

08:35:11.560 Tell Gustavo to wash.

08:35:12.900 That goes straight to my pocket.

08:35:16.040 Say five.

08:35:16.920 Five hundred.

08:35:19.160 I'll do it for five hundred dollars.

08:35:20.480 She'll do it for five hundred.

08:35:21.380 That goes straight to my pocket.

08:35:23.740 I'll give Maddie a hundred of it.

08:35:25.800 Wait, where are you going?

08:35:26.720 I'm about to wrap.

08:35:27.620 Just stay there.

08:35:28.040 Stay there.

08:35:28.360 Stay there.

08:35:28.700 I'm about to wrap.

08:35:29.340 I promise.

08:35:30.220 We tried.

08:35:31.800 Steve Murphy donated $50.

08:35:34.380 Andrew, smoke a cigarette for me.

08:35:37.040 Boom.

08:35:37.660 Okay, let me wrap this up, boys.

08:35:39.380 Let me wrap this up.

08:35:40.200 There we go.

08:35:40.720 First, we got to have him.

08:35:44.240 There you go.

08:35:44.880 There you go.

08:35:45.300 It's Mark's Marlboro, Marl, Marl, Marl.

08:35:49.160 Oh, my God.

08:35:50.020 He's got another cigarette.

08:35:53.520 Wait.

08:35:54.680 That's actually so funny.

08:35:56.000 All right.

08:35:56.580 So, the Marlons.

08:35:58.120 I wasn't done with the first one, so.

08:36:00.400 Nope.

08:36:01.400 GG.

08:36:02.000 Well played to the panel.

08:36:02.980 Last call.

08:36:03.440 Hit the like button, please, on your way out.

08:36:04.740 Thank you guys for tuning in tonight.

08:36:06.260 You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me.

08:36:08.140 I appreciate that.

08:36:09.100 Thank you to everyone who super chats, donates, and supports the show.

08:36:11.560 So, we're actually going to be live again on Twitch tomorrow, twitch.tv slash whatever.

08:36:16.140 Madison's going to be doing a stream on there.

08:36:18.860 Still sort of a test stream, but, you know, I think we're actually going live early tomorrow,

08:36:22.980 like 1 p.m.

08:36:24.100 We might push it because we went pretty late tonight, so we'll see.

08:36:26.920 Kind of subs late.

08:36:27.640 Yeah, we'll see about the timing, but we will do a stream tomorrow, so be sure to tune in for that.

08:36:32.540 We'll be live again Tuesday at 5 p.m. Pacific.

08:36:34.600 Got another great show on Tuesday.

08:36:36.340 Any girls who want to be on the show, DM out whatever on Instagram, if you can make it to Santa Barbara.

08:36:39.780 07's in the chat.

08:36:40.580 We're going to do a Twitch raid to Nick, if you can pull it up.

08:36:43.400 Frost Adonis, he's playing.

08:36:44.480 What do you guys think?

08:36:46.180 Who's going to boost us in the Wailing Covenants when we get Elder Quests?

08:36:49.300 He's playing.

08:36:51.060 During this time, 4.40 a.m.

08:36:53.360 Hold on.

08:36:53.600 He's playing Fresh, Classic Fresh, World of Warcraft, Classic Fresh.

08:36:58.620 He's playing a rogue.

08:37:00.700 All right, guys.

08:37:01.280 Thank you for watching on Twitch.

08:37:03.440 We're going to raid him really quick, okay?

08:37:04.980 I used to have a warrior, I think.

08:37:08.400 Oh, ask him.

08:37:09.500 He lives in Romania.

08:37:10.820 Ask him if he would date Andrew Tate.

08:37:13.860 Okay.

08:37:14.360 All right, because he lives in Romania, you know?

08:37:16.580 So ask him that.

08:37:17.580 Okay, sending the raid over.

08:37:19.000 Okay.

08:37:21.040 Okay, man.

08:37:22.060 Okay, thank you.

08:37:23.240 Let's go home.

08:37:26.840 Just one moment, please.

08:37:29.160 Yo, the second raid, boys.

08:37:30.920 Oh, my God.

08:37:32.620 Brian, whatever.

08:37:34.040 We're the huge host.

08:37:38.000 Would you date Andrew Tate?

08:37:40.780 No, not yet.

08:37:41.420 Not yet.

08:37:41.980 Jesus.

08:37:42.320 Yeah, what the fuck?

08:37:43.860 I don't swing that way, mate.

08:37:45.200 She's really gross.

08:37:46.260 Huge shout to Brian.

08:37:48.460 At whatever.

08:37:49.700 Yo.

08:37:49.920 The best dating podcast in the world, probably.

08:37:55.620 Wow.

08:37:57.240 Boom.

08:37:59.540 Find him on Twitch and on YouTube as well.

08:38:03.380 Boom.

08:38:04.040 Thank you.

08:38:04.680 Thank you.

08:38:04.980 Thank you, sir.

08:38:05.380 Thank you, sir.

08:38:05.940 Would you date one of the girls from the whatever podcast?

08:38:08.960 Wait.

08:38:09.340 Put it back.

08:38:11.660 Hard to say, mate.

08:38:13.140 Hard to say.

08:38:13.640 Nope.

08:38:18.720 No!

08:38:19.620 God!

08:38:20.260 Okay.

08:38:22.440 All right.

08:38:23.920 We're not girls from the whatever podcast.

08:38:25.640 Nick, you can pause that.

08:38:26.460 I don't feel hurt.

08:38:27.580 Oh, he's back.

08:38:28.400 He's like, no, let's stay.

08:38:29.220 Let's stay.

08:38:29.560 Okay, guys.

08:38:30.960 So, thank you again for tuning in.

08:38:33.100 You want to come into frame if you want.

08:38:34.740 Just here at the end here.

08:38:36.040 We'll get her in a frame.

08:38:37.900 All right.

08:38:38.340 There she is.

08:38:39.180 There's Jojo.

08:38:40.180 There's a, what do they call you?

08:38:41.300 Leche?

08:38:42.140 No, no, no.

08:38:42.920 Don't say that one.

08:38:43.400 Can it?

08:38:44.320 I don't know.

08:38:44.980 That's what they call you.

08:38:45.980 All right.

08:38:46.300 Catchy bags.

08:38:46.980 That's a new one.

08:38:48.580 That's a new one.

08:38:49.320 All right.

08:38:49.820 Anyways, let me just make sure we don't have any other chats.

08:38:53.100 Okay, we don't.

08:38:53.780 Guys, on YouTube, we're going to raid.

08:38:55.180 By the way, Andrew, congratulations on hitting 100K on YouTube, man.

08:38:59.780 Congrats.

08:39:00.460 100,000.

08:39:01.280 Thank you so much, Brian.

08:39:02.400 I appreciate it.

08:39:03.440 A lot of that had to do with whatever.

08:39:05.860 None of it had to do with anything related to Australia.

08:39:08.840 I really appreciate it very much.

08:39:12.420 I think she's like going comatose over here.

08:39:15.320 All right.

08:39:15.940 All right.

08:39:16.480 So, I know this.

08:39:18.760 Hey, what's it called?

08:39:19.680 This was a grind session.

08:39:21.300 What do we call this?

08:39:21.880 It's a grueling, grueling.

08:39:23.740 It was intense.

08:39:24.420 Okay, guys.

08:39:25.440 Wait.

08:39:26.000 Where did Andrew go?

08:39:27.520 Okay.

08:39:27.940 All right.

08:39:28.760 Let me just double check.

08:39:29.800 No more chats.

08:39:30.480 Okay.

08:39:31.320 07's in the chat.

08:39:32.140 Thanks for tuning in on YouTube.

08:39:33.840 I'm sending a raid over to Andrew via YouTube or whatever.

08:39:37.440 I'm pretty sure it's set up.

08:39:38.640 Anyways, 07's in the chat.

08:39:40.280 Good night, guys.

08:39:41.140 We will see you tomorrow on Twitch with a Madison stream and then Tuesday back on YouTube with another dating talk.

08:39:47.600 Thank you, guys.

08:39:48.140 Good night.

08:39:49.620 Happy summer.

08:39:55.180 Good night.

08:39:56.020 Good night.

08:39:56.580 Good night.

08:39:57.440 Good night.

08:39:58.040 Good night.

08:39:58.480 Good night.

08:39:58.720 Good night.

08:39:59.780 Good night.

08:40:00.980 Good night.

08:40:01.720 Good night.

08:40:01.960 Good night.

08:40:02.440 Once again.

08:40:03.020 Good night.

08:40:03.840 Good night.

08:40:05.580 Good night.

08:40:18.360 Good night.

Whatever Podcast - June 24, 2024

Charlie Kirk DESTROYS Whatever Podcast？! HEATED DEBATE With Feminists! E-GIRLS! ｜ Dating Talk #172

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